Fractals would make interesting flipbooks, where each page is a new iteration. In some cases, it would probably look like your falling into the paper as the pages flip.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/imiyhm/fractals_would_make_interesting_flipbooks_where/ (someonerezcody)
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Despite producing a lot of heat, lava lamp lightbulbs are actually incredibly efficient.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/imh2kx/despite_producing_a_lot_of_heat_lava_lamp/ (TDA_Liamo)
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Coffee is indirectly responsible for you keeping your job.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/imej0i/coffee_is_indirectly_responsible_for_you_keeping/ (8Romans)
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All dreams are deja vu's, will they happen depends on your choices

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/imd89d/all_dreams_are_deja_vus_will_they_happen_depends/ (vliukkiang)
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Tired of being right? Use a vpn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/imb1sl/tired_of_being_right_use_a_vpn/ (ivlark)
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Millennials are the George McFly of generations

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/im9ovq/millennials_are_the_george_mcfly_of_generations/ (TewCow)
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A blowjob is the only job where if you don’t suck at it, you’re probably not very good at it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/im9eux/a_blowjob_is_the_only_job_where_if_you_dont_suck/ (foshowdoe)
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Some people are more hyped about getting something than actually using said thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/im89bw/some_people_are_more_hyped_about_getting/ (_TH30RY)
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When humans are able to 3D print organs and use them successfully a big chunk of the black market will fall.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/im6ati/when_humans_are_able_to_3d_print_organs_and_use/ (TotallyBrandNewName)
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The brain is a universe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/im64lu/the_brain_is_a_universe/ (Wifiscifi)
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It is very difficult to follow a hockey game when a fly keeps landing on the TV screen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/im5z3d/it_is_very_difficult_to_follow_a_hockey_game_when/ (chernchern)
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There are more adults that act like children than children that act like adults.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/im5vit/there_are_more_adults_that_act_like_children_than/ (Wildfire3713)
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Crying is an allergic reaction to bad news

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/im5ocv/crying_is_an_allergic_reaction_to_bad_news/ (Jewish_Anarchist)
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Rappers be like hip hop a hippy a hippy to the hip hip hop you don't stop rocking to the bang bang boogey up jump the rhythem to the boogey dee beat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/im4f8h/rappers_be_like_hip_hop_a_hippy_a_hippy_to_the/ (Chessboxxxin)
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Seltzer tastes like tv static

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/im429f/seltzer_tastes_like_tv_static/ (Boochpooch)
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Everybody's stomach is full of vomit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/im3vyk/everybodys_stomach_is_full_of_vomit/ (Yukonmania)
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The Golden Rule doesn’t take those who like sexual punishment into consideration.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/im35kl/the_golden_rule_doesnt_take_those_who_like_sexual/ (Loudmouth_Tech_Fan)
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If everyone’s sense of smell got 10% better at once we probably wouldn’t notice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/im275h/if_everyones_sense_of_smell_got_10_better_at_once/ (Og_Medium_Sized_Pump)
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In video games, continuing to shoot someone after you've killed them is gaming's way of saying, "fuck you."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/im00pc/in_video_games_continuing_to_shoot_someone_after/ (_zanacks_)
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Goodness isn't loud but echoes through the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ily03t/goodness_isnt_loud_but_echoes_through_the_future/ (JaredLiwet)
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Technically every paid pvp game is pay to win because you need to buy the game for a chance to win .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ilww7k/technically_every_paid_pvp_game_is_pay_to_win/ (Fe_oxay)
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A slice of pizza is technically just another smaller pizza

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ilwvnn/a_slice_of_pizza_is_technically_just_another/ (Xudda)
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There's probably as many books with leather jackets as there are people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ilv4dk/theres_probably_as_many_books_with_leather/ (littlebuster22)
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Physically going to school might be the new “walked uphill both ways” for our stories to later generations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ilu5eq/physically_going_to_school_might_be_the_new/ (volcom91891)
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If a toy in toy-story died than the other toys would know it and would have to watch a kid play with a corpse

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iltvl2/if_a_toy_in_toystory_died_than_the_other_toys/ (BobbyBigBlack21)
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Buying someone a dildo is the ultimate way to tell someone to go F*** themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ilo3td/buying_someone_a_dildo_is_the_ultimate_way_to/ (JarlesV3)
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A bed is far more comfortable during a weekday instead of a weekend

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ilkpll/a_bed_is_far_more_comfortable_during_a_weekday/ (grandpoox)
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Due to people with amputations, the amount of people with enough bones to make a human body does not equal 100%

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ilk8rd/due_to_people_with_amputations_the_amount_of/ (Lansing17)
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Water is made of pure wet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ilk7zk/water_is_made_of_pure_wet/ (AlienSpaceDingo)
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"Running like a dog" is a weird saying seeing as dog's run so well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iljx5b/running_like_a_dog_is_a_weird_saying_seeing_as/ (netpenthe)
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"I can't wait!" Sounds more urgent than excited

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ili53o/i_cant_wait_sounds_more_urgent_than_excited/ (Zoeyz93)
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If ham radio enthusiasts had been born half a century later they would have 3d printers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ilhqki/if_ham_radio_enthusiasts_had_been_born_half_a/ (aguygoesintoabar)
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No one in the history of the Universe has been you, you are as unique as it gets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ilhioz/no_one_in_the_history_of_the_universe_has_been/ (DJBusinessCake)
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Be interesting to see when you reach your 80s or 90s, whether the Golden girls look old or young.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ilhb7s/be_interesting_to_see_when_you_reach_your_80s_or/ (Tbagyogrill)
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Incorrectly is always spelt incorrectly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ilh6ua/incorrectly_is_always_spelt_incorrectly/ (Horny-Housewife)
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Have a regular DnD night Tuesdays that just got postponed... My Tuesday used to feel like friday 😢

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ilgi92/have_a_regular_dnd_night_tuesdays_that_just_got/ (Danilo2213)
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If mosquitoes were going extinct even PETA wouldn’t advocate for them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ilg169/if_mosquitoes_were_going_extinct_even_peta/ (90sWannabe)
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All gold is fool's gold.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ilfpty/all_gold_is_fools_gold/ (ThatGuy___YouKnow)
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To pee, or not to pee. That is the question.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ilemkv/to_pee_or_not_to_pee_that_is_the_question/ (TheBoOmBaptiZt)
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Villains loose because they make their plans fool proof, not genius proof

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ile9fr/villains_loose_because_they_make_their_plans_fool/ (TrueDripDamage)
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Technically speaking the glass isn't half empty or full

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ilczvf/technically_speaking_the_glass_isnt_half_empty_or/ (Owenthemilkjug)
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The letter B is letter P but pregnant

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ilbhfz/the_letter_b_is_letter_p_but_pregnant/ (KoolIdiot)
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Air is considered a fluid so blowing at something to clean it is the same as rinsing it off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ilbexy/air_is_considered_a_fluid_so_blowing_at_something/ (Skeeter_boi-)
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Saying "I feel threatened." Is a threat in a very weird way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ilbd5k/saying_i_feel_threatened_is_a_threat_in_a_very/ (fangmichdraussnjunge)
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Being a “self made” man is simply impossible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ilajdy/being_a_self_made_man_is_simply_impossible/ (DomyGSB)
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Entrails are the original magicians ribbons.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ila5y6/entrails_are_the_original_magicians_ribbons/ (littlebuster22)
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Eat becomes Fat if you don’t draw a line somewhere

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/il9gwi/eat_becomes_fat_if_you_dont_draw_a_line_somewhere/ (Pegi111)
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Superheroes would never want to meet their creators because they would mad over the people killed by the villains they created as well

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/il9gmy/superheroes_would_never_want_to_meet_their/ (DRHAX34)
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communion wine is a holy spirit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/il8znm/communion_wine_is_a_holy_spirit/ (FurryHunter41970)
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People with one hand have a speech impediment in sign language.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/il8bkx/people_with_one_hand_have_a_speech_impediment_in/ (faaraad2)
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The opposite of the opposite of the opposite of wrong is joined

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/il78ue/the_opposite_of_the_opposite_of_the_opposite_of/ (ofnkrtffl)
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Everyone thinks porn stars have great stamina But no one seems to last longer having sex than your mom and dad, when you can hear them through the wall.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/il6guq/everyone_thinks_porn_stars_have_great_stamina_but/ (ChrisBermansWallet)
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We are able to capture HD footage of Mars, but have yet to see a ghost in HD quality.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/il61en/we_are_able_to_capture_hd_footage_of_mars_but/ (Qums)
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Dogs may like being fussed because they think it brings you joy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/il5q9a/dogs_may_like_being_fussed_because_they_think_it/ (terti164)
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Bob Ross was the original ASMR

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/il5pyi/bob_ross_was_the_original_asmr/ (Common-Consensus)
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Insects live in a world where Kaiju are real

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/il5prx/insects_live_in_a_world_where_kaiju_are_real/ (fabris6)
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Love really IS blind because, well, it's an abstract concept.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/il5p2r/love_really_is_blind_because_well_its_an_abstract/ (isometimesbreathe)
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"I Hope you have the day you deserve" can be both perceived as a compliment and a threat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/il5o1a/i_hope_you_have_the_day_you_deserve_can_be_both/ (Leo-bastian)
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Third world countries get less second hand stuff thanks to recycling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/il50t9/third_world_countries_get_less_second_hand_stuff/ (littlebuster22)
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Any real explosion with enough energy to launch a person probably has enough energy to kill a person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/il3xyf/any_real_explosion_with_enough_energy_to_launch_a/ (Bag_of_plastic)
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DNA is the original programming language.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/il3wl6/dna_is_the_original_programming_language/ (snp4)
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People who accuse others of being “snowflakes” are usually “snowflakes”I themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/il2wc9/people_who_accuse_others_of_being_snowflakes_are/ (aliengames666)
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Medusa never won a staring contest

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/il2c9m/medusa_never_won_a_staring_contest/ (PaceNace)
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If Pinocchio said "My nose will grow", it would create a paradox.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/il1zzo/if_pinocchio_said_my_nose_will_grow_it_would/ (DankGamer135)
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The majority of people probably have a more embarrassing calculator history than their browser history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/il08mf/the_majority_of_people_probably_have_a_more/ (leonmaximiliano)
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The sun is constantly setting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikzawh/the_sun_is_constantly_setting/ (Koiboi123456789)
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As problematic as humans are, we are always seeking new and higher level information

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikyv21/as_problematic_as_humans_are_we_are_always/ (hernandi20)
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Cheesybread with pizza is pointless. Its pizza with LESS toppings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikxige/cheesybread_with_pizza_is_pointless_its_pizza/ (w_oos_y)
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Incomparable could also be used as an insult.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikwmk5/incomparable_could_also_be_used_as_an_insult/ (soldofpol13)
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Data from Star Trek must have an interesting story about every single member of the Enterprise crew.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikw546/data_from_star_trek_must_have_an_interesting/ (setheb)
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We grew up thinking a little pig eating roast beef is adorable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikvpkk/we_grew_up_thinking_a_little_pig_eating_roast/ (farooqskariem)
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The opposite of Gray is literally any color.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikuxmv/the_opposite_of_gray_is_literally_any_color/ (pythonbashman)
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The only thing that stops a monster in your closet is a blanket off of Amazon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikulrj/the_only_thing_that_stops_a_monster_in_your/ (somkkeshav555)
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The stork delivering a baby is an analogy for sex

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikukp1/the_stork_delivering_a_baby_is_an_analogy_for_sex/ (deathr919)
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There are at least six people in the world: you, me, him, her, and them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikubpy/there_are_at_least_six_people_in_the_world_you_me/ (tomatoaway)
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Cheeto dust is mac and cheese powder

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iku5it/cheeto_dust_is_mac_and_cheese_powder/ (ultranothing)
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Centaurs can be classified as insects because they have six legs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iku3kw/centaurs_can_be_classified_as_insects_because/ (iballistiKitten)
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Screwing a cat girl is still technically considered bestiality

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iktlvl/screwing_a_cat_girl_is_still_technically/ (Aforklift)
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You always find the thing you’re looking for in the last place you look

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikt3qz/you_always_find_the_thing_youre_looking_for_in/ (woopstrafel)
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PC lights are RGB but inkjet printers use Cyan, Yellow, and Pink

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikrntp/pc_lights_are_rgb_but_inkjet_printers_use_cyan/ (ForensicPaints)
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Saturdays are for the boys

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikrlpz/saturdays_are_for_the_boys/ (Dumbass_Noob)
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Loving someone for their personality is superficial because you're falling in love with them for their brain

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikrlc8/loving_someone_for_their_personality_is/ (lost_packet_)
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Freshly baked bread scented room freshener would probably be really popular.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikr6lz/freshly_baked_bread_scented_room_freshener_would/ (delly4)
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The ocean is a giant bowl of gazpacho

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikq5hs/the_ocean_is_a_giant_bowl_of_gazpacho/ (Fatdonut445)
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Math is one of the few things where the more you learn, the more you hate it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikpjt6/math_is_one_of_the_few_things_where_the_more_you/ (HopOnDaAlt)
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“Drive Predictably” is better advice than “Drive Safely”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikoxjq/drive_predictably_is_better_advice_than_drive/ (BriggerGuy)
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There are probably a lot of dinosaurs that didn’t exist because we mixed up their bones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikodi0/there_are_probably_a_lot_of_dinosaurs_that_didnt/ (Monkeyojacko)
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Our entire perception of the Solar System, Milky Way, and mabey the Universe, come from the fact we view north as "UP".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikmue2/our_entire_perception_of_the_solar_system_milky/ (ScruffyMonk)
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If lawyers were allowed to cry in court we would have drastically different outcomes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikmrh8/if_lawyers_were_allowed_to_cry_in_court_we_would/ (zombiere4)
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the things people made are made by nature because we are made by nature and we make stuff from the nature so everything people-made is twice as organic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikmaer/the_things_people_made_are_made_by_nature_because/ (Pasty_Foxy)
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We're probably closer to being millionaire than Jeff Bezos.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iklspo/were_probably_closer_to_being_millionaire_than/ (sahilian)
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People want to stop school shootings, but aren't allowed to watch the columbine tapes, which clearly show how to stop shootings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iklral/people_want_to_stop_school_shootings_but_arent/ (littlebuster22)
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The statement “All rules have exceptions” has no exceptions, making it an exception, making the statement true.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iklopy/the_statement_all_rules_have_exceptions_has_no/ (LetMeSnow26)
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Relax your face completely and keep your eyes wide open. That's what you'll look like when you're dead

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iklhum/relax_your_face_completely_and_keep_your_eyes/ (RenWillamette)
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"Your phone light is on" is the new "your shoelaces are untied"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iklhnl/your_phone_light_is_on_is_the_new_your_shoelaces/ (rockstarfruitpunch)
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Evryone who is sharing their thoughts here never had the thoughts while taking a shower

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikki12/evryone_who_is_sharing_their_thoughts_here_never/ (AdityaBhattacharya)
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Santa is proto Satan, that's why he gives bad kids coal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikk3vh/santa_is_proto_satan_thats_why_he_gives_bad_kids/ (littlebuster22)
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You can have both a cock and a pussy despite your gender, if you choose to adopt both of these lovely animals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikk2qo/you_can_have_both_a_cock_and_a_pussy_despite_your/ (cock_pussy)
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Santa Claus is going to have a bad day when all the ice is going to melt at the North Pole. It is going to get even worse when kids will connect the dots and start asking questions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikk2bi/santa_claus_is_going_to_have_a_bad_day_when_all/ (jhszgrgk)
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People who have a fetish for Satan are probably going to hell.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikk235/people_who_have_a_fetish_for_satan_are_probably/ (HighOn2weed)
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Every truck is a food truck if you are a cannibal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikk0v0/every_truck_is_a_food_truck_if_you_are_a_cannibal/ (childintime9)
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Before the internet, 'not replying because you are losing an argument' option was not available

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikk0d4/before_the_internet_not_replying_because_you_are/ (Clonestaar)
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The average adult probably has a body count of at least one (directly or indirectly) just by spreading the common cold to vulnerable populations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikk07t/the_average_adult_probably_has_a_body_count_of_at/ (yourshadowtwin)
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You know you're an adult when kneeling down hurts like a motherfucker.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikjyvz/you_know_youre_an_adult_when_kneeling_down_hurts/ (littlebuster22)
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While, bodybuilding competitions are the masculine form of beauty pageants, the fact that they lack a talent portion is kind of sad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikjyun/while_bodybuilding_competitions_are_the_masculine/ (memeasaurus)
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Once children learn to walk they never want to crawl again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikjy66/once_children_learn_to_walk_they_never_want_to/ (StrangeDerpBoiFerret)
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Other than onions, all vegetables can make you cry, provided they were thrown hard enough to hit you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikjwzx/other_than_onions_all_vegetables_can_make_you_cry/ (cock_pussy)
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Scientists are adult kids just stuck in the "Why" phase.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikjvdn/scientists_are_adult_kids_just_stuck_in_the_why/ (King_CurlySpoon)
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As we move towards a cashless society the tooth fairy will go extinct.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikjuub/as_we_move_towards_a_cashless_society_the_tooth/ (blah1310)
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Horse meat is part of a stable diet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikjtht/horse_meat_is_part_of_a_stable_diet/ (littlebuster22)
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Aren't jojo fights just competitions to see who's personality is better

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikjr2e/arent_jojo_fights_just_competitions_to_see_whos/ (The_Scrapper_)
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Thanks to slot machines, virtual fruits are worth more than real ones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikjqng/thanks_to_slot_machines_virtual_fruits_are_worth/ (littlebuster22)
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If teenagers smoke they are considered cool but if adults smoke they are considered unhealthy and broke af

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikjqb8/if_teenagers_smoke_they_are_considered_cool_but/ (micho_911)
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Randomly hearing your favourite song on the radio is more satisfying than playing it directly from your phone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikjpvd/randomly_hearing_your_favourite_song_on_the_radio/ (King_CurlySpoon)
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If it's raining aren't we under water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikjpqr/if_its_raining_arent_we_under_water/ (Urmum69me)
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Bad language describes good and natural things

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikjn7c/bad_language_describes_good_and_natural_things/ (PartTimeSassyPants)
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Anybody could write an autobiography, and even if they weren't famous, it still could be interesting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikjlnj/anybody_could_write_an_autobiography_and_even_if/ (Writers_On_The_Storm)
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Unless your a famous person, you probably know the person(s) who has masterbated while thinking of you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikjk3a/unless_your_a_famous_person_you_probably_know_the/ (dazzcarlos)
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Papercuts are reverse splinters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikjilr/papercuts_are_reverse_splinters/ (littlebuster22)
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The unfairness of the game monopoly says a lot about how our society runs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikji9c/the_unfairness_of_the_game_monopoly_says_a_lot/ (ForeignOpp2)
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It's intriguing that when we are truly happy, we cry and when truly sad, no tears come out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikjhll/its_intriguing_that_when_we_are_truly_happy_we/ (jopndog)
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You probably pay more attention to your own decorations than you do to other people’s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikjfrs/you_probably_pay_more_attention_to_your_own/ (gobblegobble314)
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Someone has probably thought of a revolutionary or world changing invention but brushed it off because they thought it was impossible or a silly idea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikjfgw/someone_has_probably_thought_of_a_revolutionary/ (MasterofLaws)
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Glen Miller went missing in the 40s and his reappearance would still be less shocking than Tupac, who we know is dead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikjfc9/glen_miller_went_missing_in_the_40s_and_his/ (ijjanas123)
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Some people just consistently and pridefully prefer to be on the wrong side of history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikjfah/some_people_just_consistently_and_pridefully/ (Imsosadsoveryverysad)
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Not having friends is seen as bad, but independence is seen as strength.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikje6m/not_having_friends_is_seen_as_bad_but/ (littlebuster22)
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Despite having a traumatic childhood and abusive parents, Heinz Doofenshmirtz grew to be a wonderful dad to Vanessa.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikjdmz/despite_having_a_traumatic_childhood_and_abusive/ (isometimesbreathe)
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The antonym for misogyny (the hatred/prejudice towards women) could either be misandry (hatred of men) or philogyny (love of women). And vice versa of course.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikjbkk/the_antonym_for_misogyny_the_hatredprejudice/ (h8cheyejaykayelemeno)
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We call it dry wine, even though it is wet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikjajb/we_call_it_dry_wine_even_though_it_is_wet/ (Cianonavaro)
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A sign of getting older is that everyone you meet reminds you of someone you've met

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikj9hm/a_sign_of_getting_older_is_that_everyone_you_meet/ (smedsterwho)
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Considering the human brain maintains way more than just the conscious mind, our brains are objectively smarter than ourselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikj7kb/considering_the_human_brain_maintains_way_more/ (sinabey)
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Toddlers find it perfectly normal to be surrounded by giants that pick them up and carry them around.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikj7fv/toddlers_find_it_perfectly_normal_to_be/ (Venokris)
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Pineapples are always depicted growing in trees.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikj75p/pineapples_are_always_depicted_growing_in_trees/ (littlebuster22)
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People tend to stare at the radio when they hear something they want to really listen to

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikj6f3/people_tend_to_stare_at_the_radio_when_they_hear/ (salladfingers)
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You know you're getting old when people stop joking about you getting old.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikj495/you_know_youre_getting_old_when_people_stop/ ([deleted])
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Most people will go their entire life without microwaving something using the 4th digit on the timer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikj3vj/most_people_will_go_their_entire_life_without/ (-DCPT-)
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Dogs were probably selected to be domesticated from wolves partly by if they brought sticks to us for fire

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikj3n2/dogs_were_probably_selected_to_be_domesticated/ (whitecollargunrunner)
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Ben Bocquelet forgot that gray elephant again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikj3bk/ben_bocquelet_forgot_that_gray_elephant_again/ (dfus7473)
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Traffic jams look like chaos in slow motion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikj10k/traffic_jams_look_like_chaos_in_slow_motion/ (AsianParmAsian)
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Deaf people aren’t afraid of ghosts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikj0op/deaf_people_arent_afraid_of_ghosts/ (ggxmembersonly)
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Women.com is a blog site but Men.com is a porn site.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikizi9/womencom_is_a_blog_site_but_mencom_is_a_porn_site/ (Starchy_the_Potato)
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You did something weird in someone else’s dream but they probably don’t remember.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikiz4i/you_did_something_weird_in_someone_elses_dream/ (Hopper__)
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If there was a tone of voice choice for all texts, posts, and comments, we would have a healthier society where people don’t instantly assume someone is being a jerk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikiy2s/if_there_was_a_tone_of_voice_choice_for_all_texts/ (TB12PAT)
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Someone named arty has probably choked on an artichoke at some point in history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikix2a/someone_named_arty_has_probably_choked_on_an/ (littlebuster22)
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π becomes edible when it is multiplied by Euler's Number(e).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikivzm/π_becomes_edible_when_it_is_multiplied_by_eulers/ (Variety_Creepy_1303)
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The older you get, the prospect of your sexual fantasy with a mature partner decreases to a point of absolute nothing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikivi7/the_older_you_get_the_prospect_of_your_sexual/ (Hingehead)
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Demolitions using explosives, if done right, are technically an implosion

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikivgk/demolitions_using_explosives_if_done_right_are/ (harryputtar)
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The animals we eat could potentially be getting us ready for a carnivorous predator to eat us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikiuwz/the_animals_we_eat_could_potentially_be_getting/ (ELITEBLITZzz)
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The world isn't getting more corrupt. We're all just getting old enough to understand it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikitbh/the_world_isnt_getting_more_corrupt_were_all_just/ (Zedfourkay)
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One of the quickest things you need to figure out is how long your headphone wire is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikit46/one_of_the_quickest_things_you_need_to_figure_out/ (butterflywolves)
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Streetlamps in video games use electricity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikisiq/streetlamps_in_video_games_use_electricity/ (MEMES4DAYZZ321)
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We could have more than 24 hours in the day if we just make each hour shorter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikis3j/we_could_have_more_than_24_hours_in_the_day_if_we/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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People with pee fetishes probably get deliberately stung by jellyfish so they can be peed on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikis0f/people_with_pee_fetishes_probably_get/ (elongated_scream)
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In the future going through your grand parents social media will be normal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikipkw/in_the_future_going_through_your_grand_parents/ (awan1919)
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A camera is a natural counter to most of the defense mechanisms of wild and exotic animals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikinbk/a_camera_is_a_natural_counter_to_most_of_the/ (rukuto)
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tessellating 2d patterns are easy to observe, yet hard to explain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikim1e/tessellating_2d_patterns_are_easy_to_observe_yet/ (ivthreadp110)
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The word fuck sounds the same no matter whether 75% or 100% is said.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikilze/the_word_fuck_sounds_the_same_no_matter_whether/ (kachowski2004)
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Hogwarts is the only school that make you join the army after you pay for tuition

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikilcv/hogwarts_is_the_only_school_that_make_you_join/ (OpiumForTea)
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Famous animals online don't even know they're famous

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikikvt/famous_animals_online_dont_even_know_theyre_famous/ (UrClient)
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The biggest mystery known to mankind is the face of the lady in Tom and Jerry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikikc6/the_biggest_mystery_known_to_mankind_is_the_face/ (BitchyOlive)
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If the universe was a small enough torus, people could touch themselves from any angle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikij1l/if_the_universe_was_a_small_enough_torus_people/ (foobarbecue)
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The better the lingerie, the faster your partner will want to remove it from you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikiinq/the_better_the_lingerie_the_faster_your_partner/ (J1Wick)
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Car brakes in our dreams are always calibrated to Nightmare Mode.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikihzt/car_brakes_in_our_dreams_are_always_calibrated_to/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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There's a slight chance when we wake up with a morning wood that Succubus was having the deed with us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikihm9/theres_a_slight_chance_when_we_wake_up_with_a/ (Not_obnoxious)
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You have won a swimming race when you were still a sperm cell.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikigpe/you_have_won_a_swimming_race_when_you_were_still/ (PaintPixelArt)
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Drinking too much is nature's way of telling you that you're drinking too much.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikig0h/drinking_too_much_is_natures_way_of_telling_you/ (rubbernipple)
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Street lamps in videogames use real electricity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikifw3/street_lamps_in_videogames_use_real_electricity/ (Atomicsredditaccount)
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Cannibals probably watch people swimming in the ocean wondering how much flavour the saltwater adds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikifm4/cannibals_probably_watch_people_swimming_in_the/ (dronefishing)
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Adults believing that kids will grow up to fix their problems has got to be one of the biggest scams in history

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikiey2/adults_believing_that_kids_will_grow_up_to_fix/ (vekexcelovich1984)
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Birthing a child that looks exactly like you solves the problem of wishing you could see how other people saw you through your eyes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikietd/birthing_a_child_that_looks_exactly_like_you/ (Royal_penis_)
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We don't remember our babyhood becuase it's a cutscene and our player skips it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikidiz/we_dont_remember_our_babyhood_becuase_its_a/ (markwastakenaswell)
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You can criticise any establishment but you can rarely change it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikiddz/you_can_criticise_any_establishment_but_you_can/ (lightly_salted_fetus)
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Marge Simpson is probably really bad at limbo contests

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikicqj/marge_simpson_is_probably_really_bad_at_limbo/ (_DragonBlade_)
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If only parents would humble their pride and realize that their kids have big faiith. It’s okay to look at your kids to learn more than you think you know. Parents need to jump off the bridge and take more risks than they do. You are never too old to go after big things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iki9mx/if_only_parents_would_humble_their_pride_and/ (8Romans)
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If cameras were invented thousands of years ago we could watch some Roman unbox some armor and shit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iki6jy/if_cameras_were_invented_thousands_of_years_ago/ (N1664TR0N3000)
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Street lamps in video games use real electricity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iki62u/street_lamps_in_video_games_use_real_electricity/ (TotallyNotGameWorthy)
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Human 3D printing already exists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iki4je/human_3d_printing_already_exists/ (zuwiboiii)
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The opposite of “ice cold” is “gas hot.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iki15y/the_opposite_of_ice_cold_is_gas_hot/ (Vast-Intention)
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we know the speed of light but not the speed of dark.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iki0tt/we_know_the_speed_of_light_but_not_the_speed_of/ (Nessie_RT)
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Silence is easier done than said

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iki0sp/silence_is_easier_done_than_said/ (dazib)
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If you get a tattoo on your ass saying "F", whenever your partner will spank it, they will be paying respect.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iki0d8/if_you_get_a_tattoo_on_your_ass_saying_f_whenever/ (p0rnflakezzz)
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Doubled sided pencils are more efficient since you can switch between the two

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikhs29/doubled_sided_pencils_are_more_efficient_since/ (Reality346)
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When two of your friends meet from different circles it's like a cross over episode

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikhrg2/when_two_of_your_friends_meet_from_different/ (foejlood)
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We probably feature a lot in our pets dreams

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikhqrm/we_probably_feature_a_lot_in_our_pets_dreams/ (Watchmecarry13)
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Microwaves and dryers sound the exact same when you'll think of it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikhqnr/microwaves_and_dryers_sound_the_exact_same_when/ (Jacob_crozier)
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Everyone drinks, but not everyone drinks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikhpck/everyone_drinks_but_not_everyone_drinks/ (Vijhun)
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In terms of strategies, you can defeat the smartest person if you use silly strategies because they tend to overestimate their opponents

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikhkp9/in_terms_of_strategies_you_can_defeat_the/ (afilipinoweeb)
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YLYL channels still think are humour is people falling over,but no, if a guy said "Burger King foot lettuce" 20 people would laugh

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikhkfw/ylyl_channels_still_think_are_humour_is_people/ (Hapstipo)
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When regular people have late breakfasts with alcohol we consider them bums. When rich people do it, it's a brunch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikhk2v/when_regular_people_have_late_breakfasts_with/ (Priamosish)
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We're lucky we don't have more naturally exposed bones on our body considering how much attention and upkeep teeth require.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikhjdo/were_lucky_we_dont_have_more_naturally_exposed/ (Xander_Cloud)
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If Jeff Bezos would go to a bank and walk away with 200B in one dollar bills and lay all those bills next to each other, he would make it to the moon and back, 40 times.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikhi5v/if_jeff_bezos_would_go_to_a_bank_and_walk_away/ (Casartelli)
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Wizards never had any societal advancement because they ostracised anyone ambitious and taught them to be evil.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikhhpu/wizards_never_had_any_societal_advancement/ (NerdforceHeroes)
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Actors judge other actors on their tear ability.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikhhm1/actors_judge_other_actors_on_their_tear_ability/ (hoffnutsisdope)
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Pitbulls are only viewed dangerous, because their owners want dangerous dogs and inevitably raised them to be dangerous.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikhddn/pitbulls_are_only_viewed_dangerous_because_their/ (GHQSTLY)
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Truth taste bitter when humans chews that's why humans abhor it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikhchm/truth_taste_bitter_when_humans_chews_thats_why/ (immoleight__me)
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You don't unlock achieves in real life as in videogames but in both you feel rewarded alike

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikhc4p/you_dont_unlock_achieves_in_real_life_as_in/ (Spaceordinario)
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A leg amputee wears a pant

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikha7j/a_leg_amputee_wears_a_pant/ (ihavethebestmarriage)
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Teeth are the only organs that are given a second chance if they fuck up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikh8xr/teeth_are_the_only_organs_that_are_given_a_second/ (butterymix)
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If every forum user tells you to google it, soon there will be no solutions to find on Google.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikh6l2/if_every_forum_user_tells_you_to_google_it_soon/ (nickynoone)
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Coca Cola is older than 2 world wars

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikh2oz/coca_cola_is_older_than_2_world_wars/ (Sethleoric)
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You shouldn't be posting your own comments.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikh28q/you_shouldnt_be_posting_your_own_comments/ (Jacob_crozier)
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We like to eat chili mostly because of there defense mechanism not to be eaten.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikh0p9/we_like_to_eat_chili_mostly_because_of_there/ (Jellyhead0311)
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Dogs in Japan know more Japanese than me.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikgz00/dogs_in_japan_know_more_japanese_than_me/ (Chompyzzgone)
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Depression feels like being the cheese touch from Diary of a Wimpy Kid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikgw5g/depression_feels_like_being_the_cheese_touch_from/ (TreehouseDown)
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Calling a painting realistic is a compliment, saying a picture looks like a painting is also a compliment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikgv4f/calling_a_painting_realistic_is_a_compliment/ (harshamfk)
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It’s kinda selfish of your brain to make your body’s natural instinct to protect the head

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikgrjh/its_kinda_selfish_of_your_brain_to_make_your/ (LDPanter)
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"Be true to yourself" can't be good advice for everyone ... certainly not if the person is a serial killer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikgq2q/be_true_to_yourself_cant_be_good_advice_for/ (dvc214)
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You can't really discribe colors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikgp1h/you_cant_really_discribe_colors/ (jimavramas)
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The opposite of assassin is dickdickout.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikgngd/the_opposite_of_assassin_is_dickdickout/ (harshamfk)
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Lights on video games use actual electricity to operate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikgmg8/lights_on_video_games_use_actual_electricity_to/ ([deleted])
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Meteors could just be space trash. That's why they're rich in minerals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikgjhu/meteors_could_just_be_space_trash_thats_why/ (zazzizaz)
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People technically sell canned botulism

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikgih4/people_technically_sell_canned_botulism/ (MarxismMan69)
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If a “double-edged sword” is something that has a good side and a bad side, then a single-edged sword is a double-edged sword

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikgeqr/if_a_doubleedged_sword_is_something_that_has_a/ (kimya_d)
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When someone else’s ringtone is your alarm, it’s much easier to dismiss it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikgef4/when_someone_elses_ringtone_is_your_alarm_its/ (PhillyNow)
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Nowadays it would probably be worth it for an animal to evolve to be cuter so humans keep them alive and help them procreate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikgdq2/nowadays_it_would_probably_be_worth_it_for_an/ (Sky-is-here)
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Any square shaped food will look like the map of Spain at one point while you eat it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikgdka/any_square_shaped_food_will_look_like_the_map_of/ (BastianSH91)
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We don't like animals without furr, but we humans don't have any furr.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikgclm/we_dont_like_animals_without_furr_but_we_humans/ (_Lemon_Head)
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There are no civil right violations if your citizens don't even have rights at start.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikgc0i/there_are_no_civil_right_violations_if_your/ (cock_pussy)
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Anyone could be an accident and just have their parents lying to spare their feelings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikg8v9/anyone_could_be_an_accident_and_just_have_their/ (IMMA_HAMMER)
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No one ever visited the Health Safety website for the Wii, we always just skipped the warning

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikg8b9/no_one_ever_visited_the_health_safety_website_for/ (ShayaThePusheen)
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Watching your parents have sex is literally watching a tutorial video for your own creation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikg80j/watching_your_parents_have_sex_is_literally/ (cock_pussy)
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Egg salad is still technically chicken salad

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikg7yg/egg_salad_is_still_technically_chicken_salad/ (Tubamaster21474)
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It'd be cool if some button or something was invented where if you see a car where someone had left their headlights on, you could turn them off for them so they don't come back to a drained car battery.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikg38h/itd_be_cool_if_some_button_or_something_was/ (urbanphil0s0phy)
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Sometimes bridges burn all on their own

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikg2cm/sometimes_bridges_burn_all_on_their_own/ (solothehero)
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If all famous people are really smart lizard men then the story ofTrump must be an underdog story considering how buttfucking dumb he is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikg20d/if_all_famous_people_are_really_smart_lizard_men/ (Aserthreto)
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Explosions can be measured in megatons, but you never hear about something having “gigagrams worth of explosive power,” the imperial system has explosions monopolized.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikg1z9/explosions_can_be_measured_in_megatons_but_you/ ([deleted])
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Vampires probably don't exist anymore because they have all died of STDs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikg1ju/vampires_probably_dont_exist_anymore_because_they/ (brittavondibuurt)
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Instead of nuke threats, Kim Jong Un can actually threaten everyone by sending his nudes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikg021/instead_of_nuke_threats_kim_jong_un_can_actually/ (cock_pussy)
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People who despise psychics/fortune-tellers and their shit but obsessed with Zodiac signs are hypocrites

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikfwf6/people_who_despise_psychicsfortunetellers_and/ (rikicuriousity)
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Tongues feel regular in your own mouth but weird in somebody else’s mouth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikfvwq/tongues_feel_regular_in_your_own_mouth_but_weird/ (Leizy_)
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One of the biggest parts of being born with type O blood is that you're never prepared for the wrath of mosquito bites.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikftyr/one_of_the_biggest_parts_of_being_born_with_type/ ([deleted])
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Thumbs up is the universal sign for everything's good but could've very easily been the sign for up your butt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikftdo/thumbs_up_is_the_universal_sign_for_everythings/ (Danyboi16)
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Recent award frenzy is a good representation of how inflation works in real life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikfpsc/recent_award_frenzy_is_a_good_representation_of/ (kiraxi)
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If you have google classroom on your phone and take it to school, you have a classroom in a phone in a classroom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikfonc/if_you_have_google_classroom_on_your_phone_and/ (Sydrailer)
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Flat earthers think the Earth is flat though, apparently, they haven't given consideration to the other planets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikfoh3/flat_earthers_think_the_earth_is_flat_though/ (rikicuriousity)
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Pretty soon we’ll be asking, “What would AI do?”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikfnay/pretty_soon_well_be_asking_what_would_ai_do/ (david9696)
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Someone who kills serial killers is a serial killer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ike602/someone_who_kills_serial_killers_is_a_serial/ (PierceJames)
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Babies who are born with disabilities due to genetical problem found on their biological parents can be technically considered as a manufacturer's default.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ike2h0/babies_who_are_born_with_disabilities_due_to/ (zzuhruf)
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If pronouns didn’t exist, conversations would actually be interesting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikcegf/if_pronouns_didnt_exist_conversations_would/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Depressed people just need emo therapy...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikc77c/depressed_people_just_need_emo_therapy/ (mshet)
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The litmus test for wether your an adult is wether you think adults know wtf they’re doing and have their s**t together or not

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikbedk/the_litmus_test_for_wether_your_an_adult_is/ (aallen1993)
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You're not the resistance if the media is on your side.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikawqk/youre_not_the_resistance_if_the_media_is_on_your/ (hopethisworksforeals)
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The more hair a sweater collects the warmer it will keep you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ikac9m/the_more_hair_a_sweater_collects_the_warmer_it/ (iamjason10)
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the worlds best selling book started a whole relgion

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ika6bb/the_worlds_best_selling_book_started_a_whole/ (mullet-man152)
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Laughter is a truly universal language.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ika3s3/laughter_is_a_truly_universal_language/ (VintageLilly317)
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In Cars movie universe the mechanical field and medicine field are the same

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ik9xyj/in_cars_movie_universe_the_mechanical_field_and/ (neo94geo)
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Our scorch the earth cleaning mentality might cause the super bacteria which will wipe out humanity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ik8iyl/our_scorch_the_earth_cleaning_mentality_might/ (OceanSupernova)
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There are most certainly birds that try to land on clouds and fail

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ik83rj/there_are_most_certainly_birds_that_try_to_land/ (sonicoduh1125)
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If weeds were edible and delicious everyone would have a nice lawn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ik7lvi/if_weeds_were_edible_and_delicious_everyone_would/ (ReelDeadOne)
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When you’re swimming breaststroke while being watched, you’re basically playing peekaboo

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ik6s2m/when_youre_swimming_breaststroke_while_being/ (AztecClient)
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If farts wouldn't be invisible, less people would fart in public because everyone would know it was them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ik541c/if_farts_wouldnt_be_invisible_less_people_would/ (Backfisch1)
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Birds bend weird all flip flap flap

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ik4zvc/birds_bend_weird_all_flip_flap_flap/ (Darth__Vader_)
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If a duck swims faster than a fish, then a duck is more of a fish than a fish

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ik4lpd/if_a_duck_swims_faster_than_a_fish_then_a_duck_is/ (broe17)
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You don’t need a parachute to skydive; you only need one if you want to skydive twice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ik368j/you_dont_need_a_parachute_to_skydive_you_only/ (nsfwnsfwmail)
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Lightbulbs were such a good idea that they became the symbol of good ideas.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ik22yo/lightbulbs_were_such_a_good_idea_that_they_became/ (xenox9162)
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That 2021 is going to be better is simply an assumption.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ik0alp/that_2021_is_going_to_be_better_is_simply_an/ (vagabond61)
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Hot coffee: delicious. Iced coffee: delectable. Lukewarm coffee: disgusting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ijz2a0/hot_coffee_delicious_iced_coffee_delectable/ (Mangacomleite)
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if everything is weightless in space, theoretically you could lift anything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ijx270/if_everything_is_weightless_in_space/ (epic-child-man)
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It’s interesting that there’s no stigma against having your keys showing in a photo, even though nearly any photo of a key can be used to make a fully functional copy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ijtpf9/its_interesting_that_theres_no_stigma_against/ (adinrichter)
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Volcanoes are made from volcanoes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ijtcm2/volcanoes_are_made_from_volcanoes/ (BeaconOnAChairMC)
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You can literally just jump on someone’s back tomorrow, u could b explode!!!!!!....

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ijst6j/you_can_literally_just_jump_on_someones_back/ (Fredericosuavay)
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If nobody ever told you how old you are, you wouldn't know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ijsc2y/if_nobody_ever_told_you_how_old_you_are_you/ (captain_hac0b)
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The characters in movies live in a world where their movie doesn't exist and that sucks for them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ijrsj4/the_characters_in_movies_live_in_a_world_where/ (Killision)
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Jokes are funny if we understand it after it is told. But it became less funny if you get it from someone explaining it to you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ijrejo/jokes_are_funny_if_we_understand_it_after_it_is/ (fluffyboiV2)
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We'll block out our phone number in a pic on the Internet, but we'll put a for sale sign with our phone number in a car window and drive around town for all to see.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ijpesg/well_block_out_our_phone_number_in_a_pic_on_the/ (michaelcmetal)
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People with pens wrote "The pen is mightier than the sword"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ijp089/people_with_pens_wrote_the_pen_is_mightier_than/ (Lamp_Sauce)
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There is no one that has not felt pleasure or pain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ijjfcd/there_is_no_one_that_has_not_felt_pleasure_or_pain/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Putting a restaurant in a library sounds insane but there are Starbucks in Barnes and Noble and no one finds that weird

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ijhx84/putting_a_restaurant_in_a_library_sounds_insane/ (StormOfTheVoid)
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Surgery is stabbing people to life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ijhsgr/surgery_is_stabbing_people_to_life/ (ris04)
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People mustn’t have to clean the machines on a bleach factories production line.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ijhm5i/people_mustnt_have_to_clean_the_machines_on_a/ (Van-Mckan)
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Grass is the hair of the earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ijgv7u/grass_is_the_hair_of_the_earth/ (ThePeterpot)
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real life is ten times tougher than any action movie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ijf4ap/real_life_is_ten_times_tougher_than_any_action/ (zakuria44)
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If you were born feet first you wore your mother as a hat for a bit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ijezi5/if_you_were_born_feet_first_you_wore_your_mother/ (Lego_Greivous)
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Yawns are a form of peer pressure

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ijetg1/yawns_are_a_form_of_peer_pressure/ (Wontonio_the_ninja)
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Sweden is doing just fine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ijczv7/sweden_is_doing_just_fine/ (illegalburnpile)
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Japan must have a real problem with their population with how so many peeps get isekai-ed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ijczti/japan_must_have_a_real_problem_with_their/ (Yogington)
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All fathers that have had sex after having children are motherfuckers - before they're just fuckers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ijcy14/all_fathers_that_have_had_sex_after_having/ (ExplosivePusheen)
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Amazon was originally the Sears Catalog

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ijcxkr/amazon_was_originally_the_sears_catalog/ (CurlyDee)
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Someday your bedroom is going to belong to someone else and no trace of you will be there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ijct45/someday_your_bedroom_is_going_to_belong_to/ (cyclopropagative)
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Park is cruise control for 0mph

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ij93zg/park_is_cruise_control_for_0mph/ (TheFallenMessiah)
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When you’re a twin, there’s people that know more about you than you actually know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ij8u7a/when_youre_a_twin_theres_people_that_know_more/ (TrailRunn3r47)
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Wasps are always angry and would never get invited to bug birthday parties.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ij4kv5/wasps_are_always_angry_and_would_never_get/ (justneedthreefifty)
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Chadwick Boseman's Make-a-Wish wish was to fulfill Make-a-Wish wishes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ij3w93/chadwick_bosemans_makeawish_wish_was_to_fulfill/ (SuperEnthusiastic)
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Taste buds have no taste themselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ij1t94/taste_buds_have_no_taste_themselves/ (DrCocomo)
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We don't only judge people by their looks, we also judge bugs by their looks. Most people are cool with butterflies solely because they are pretty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ij0nk9/we_dont_only_judge_people_by_their_looks_we_also/ (kdoughboy12)
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If people lived in trees, after a while, we would evolve and grow wings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ij0bqm/if_people_lived_in_trees_after_a_while_we_would/ (CentrePeace)
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An undertaker who deals with death is ironically a job for life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iizwme/an_undertaker_who_deals_with_death_is_ironically/ (Exxtraa)
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Venus flytrap is a perfect example on how a plant can commit a murder

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iixzay/venus_flytrap_is_a_perfect_example_on_how_a_plant/ (achilles-_-23)
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3 Things that no longer exist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iity99/3_things_that_no_longer_exist/ (gregbradypookashells)
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Grief travels faster than sound but slower than light.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iitrc9/grief_travels_faster_than_sound_but_slower_than/ (Philosophile42)
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We haven't even scratched the surface of the amount of mysteries there are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iisz9c/we_havent_even_scratched_the_surface_of_the/ (NightSiege1)
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Disclosing classified material after saying you can tell them but then you will have to kill them results in 2 crimes, not 0 crimes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iimpop/disclosing_classified_material_after_saying_you/ (buckeyespud)
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The only way to survive a lot of things is to not be near them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iimb8s/the_only_way_to_survive_a_lot_of_things_is_to_not/ (Barren_Jenton)
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If you water water, it actually grows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iima5f/if_you_water_water_it_actually_grows/ (hvanos)
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Society is sometimes often mostly gay and we rarely notice it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iild4i/society_is_sometimes_often_mostly_gay_and_we/ (afilipinoweeb)
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Ev­ery Da­y, Som­eone I­s Livi­ng Th­e Ha­ppiest D­ay o­f Th­eir Li­fe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iiicvo/every_day_someone_is_living_the_happiest_day_of/ (Niltelco)
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All open world games are essentially Truman shows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iihp4f/all_open_world_games_are_essentially_truman_shows/ (ArcadianAries)
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Tyrannosaurus Rex was not a man eater

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iihfi9/tyrannosaurus_rex_was_not_a_man_eater/ (culingerai)
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The ‘moonwalk’ is the exact opposite of how people walk on the moon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iigjm1/the_moonwalk_is_the_exact_opposite_of_how_people/ (TheFlame150)
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There are probably kids who take Flintstones vitamins and have no idea that it was a tv show

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iiep07/there_are_probably_kids_who_take_flintstones/ (The-Hut)
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We have never heard any of the 19th century classical hits being performed by the actual artists. We only know covers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iieijp/we_have_never_heard_any_of_the_19th_century/ (fulminic)
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Knoppers tastes different depending on which site’s on top

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iicx9x/knoppers_tastes_different_depending_on_which/ (Pixaa)
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Tim Bergling (aka:Avicii) was the dankest man ever!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iicgcn/tim_bergling_akaavicii_was_the_dankest_man_ever/ (CreativSync)
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Walmart Radio DJs are probably one of the most listened to DJs that nobody really knows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iicc3d/walmart_radio_djs_are_probably_one_of_the_most/ (M4DM1ND)
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One day, the only thing preventing Taxi's from being forgotten will be FakeTaxi.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iibr6g/one_day_the_only_thing_preventing_taxis_from/ (TlCTACS)
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Taking candy from a baby is not an easy task.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iibchd/taking_candy_from_a_baby_is_not_an_easy_task/ (three_757)
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A good boss doesn't make their employees hate going into work every day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iiaz2f/a_good_boss_doesnt_make_their_employees_hate/ (Crash-Bash)
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Beach photos always seem to look best with the tide in

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iiauze/beach_photos_always_seem_to_look_best_with_the/ (sonickien)
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We all kicked a pregnant woman once

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iia7vs/we_all_kicked_a_pregnant_woman_once/ (laura6664)
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NASA will eventually require some astronauts to have sex in space... for research

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ii838j/nasa_will_eventually_require_some_astronauts_to/ (radargunbullets)
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Cashews are the shrimp of nuts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ii6rpr/cashews_are_the_shrimp_of_nuts/ (odoms365)
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As you age, the newer version of yourself is also the older version of yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ii48p6/as_you_age_the_newer_version_of_yourself_is_also/ (America_Is_Bad2004)
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People who build weapons have a K/D ratio greater than 1

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ii26ly/people_who_build_weapons_have_a_kd_ratio_greater/ (DisapprovingCGull)
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History classes will have more and increasingly harder lessons thousands of years into the future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ii1qxu/history_classes_will_have_more_and_increasingly/ (Bag_of_plastic)
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We have all the social media in the world yet the last thing it has become is social.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ii1lon/we_have_all_the_social_media_in_the_world_yet_the/ (deathtoallpizzas)
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If you gave a man a box and told him there was treasure in the box but if he opened it everyone else on earth would die the same day he'd proably still open it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ii0ba8/if_you_gave_a_man_a_box_and_told_him_there_was/ (Drelanc)
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You could be immortal and you wouldn’t know it until you seen everyone you know and love die while you keep getting older and older.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ii08aw/you_could_be_immortal_and_you_wouldnt_know_it/ (the_sexy_donut)
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Somewhere along the way, they convinced us that the tissue soft enough for our noses and the tissue soft enough for our butts had to be different.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ii00ey/somewhere_along_the_way_they_convinced_us_that/ (meshtron)
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It is impossible for Medusa to win a staring contest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ihzkog/it_is_impossible_for_medusa_to_win_a_staring/ (ihate-Everythingx)
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People get offended by things that other people do. when those things don't even affect them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ihzb45/people_get_offended_by_things_that_other_people/ (Spaceordinario)
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Hyenas laugh because they’re all in on an inside joke we have no idea about

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ihxhwr/hyenas_laugh_because_theyre_all_in_on_an_inside/ (Applescause27)
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Spiders are The only web developers in the world that enjoy finding bugs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ihwp7z/spiders_are_the_only_web_developers_in_the_world/ (din-dun)
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Somewhere in the history of the English language, someone was perfectly fine with switching the number "0" with the letter "O" when saying numbers out loud.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ihw9th/somewhere_in_the_history_of_the_english_language/ (Hingehead)
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Scooby-Doo is practically the only cartoon that's globally renowned and enjoyed despite having a laugh track

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ihv8lk/scoobydoo_is_practically_the_only_cartoon_thats/ (Lochcelious)
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Your biggest bully and enemy is the voice in your head

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ihurat/your_biggest_bully_and_enemy_is_the_voice_in_your/ (WhitePegasuss)
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The problem with being single is that everyone thinks you don't wanna be single.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ihti1s/the_problem_with_being_single_is_that_everyone/ (hillenium)
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You could argue that all of our problems are third world problems, as earth is the third planet from the sun

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ihrp1s/you_could_argue_that_all_of_our_problems_are/ (DaPearOfDoom)
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Insurance is something you want to have but something you never want to use

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ihrdfu/insurance_is_something_you_want_to_have_but/ (SaucyQuesadilla)
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Hermione Granger was likely a curly girl but just didn't know it and kept brushing her hair dry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ihprmx/hermione_granger_was_likely_a_curly_girl_but_just/ (purplecurtain16)
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If a snake starts eating itself, it's stomach will be inside it's stomach.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ihpb2l/if_a_snake_starts_eating_itself_its_stomach_will/ (sahilian)
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You are not straight, you just didn't suck a d**k yet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ihoz5m/you_are_not_straight_you_just_didnt_suck_a_dk_yet/ (bullshitveteran)
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There's probably a person out there who's perfect in every way for you but you'll probably never meet them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ihnkqq/theres_probably_a_person_out_there_whos_perfect/ (TheOneWhoIsPotato)
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Most of the people who got kidnapped weren’t kids, nor were they napping

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ihne6e/most_of_the_people_who_got_kidnapped_werent_kids/ (Sir_Zero_2018)
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If you stick your penis into a Venus flytrap it becomes a Venus Penistrap.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ihmkf0/if_you_stick_your_penis_into_a_venus_flytrap_it/ (realMouse_Potato)
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When you say that you agree to disagree, or you disagree to agree, both mean to disagree

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ihkvw3/when_you_say_that_you_agree_to_disagree_or_you/ (PotterMessi)
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When Einstein masturbated, it was a stroke of genius

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ihkeke/when_einstein_masturbated_it_was_a_stroke_of/ (Waynenewtonsbrother)
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Your close friends and family have probably seen you more than you've seen yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ihk09f/your_close_friends_and_family_have_probably_seen/ (Sesilwe)
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Ur ass can create 3 states of matter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ihjf94/ur_ass_can_create_3_states_of_matter/ (Your_Depressed_Soul)
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There is most likely a shipping container full of sex toys sitting at the bottom of the ocean.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ihidiz/there_is_most_likely_a_shipping_container_full_of/ (MaldingMadman)
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In a Toy Story world where objects are alive, your car keys are the most mischievous

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ihg023/in_a_toy_story_world_where_objects_are_alive_your/ (fyrflyeffect)
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Light has traveled 90 million miles only to be denied to touch the Earth's surface when you block it and cast a shadow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ihfx7w/light_has_traveled_90_million_miles_only_to_be/ (Nav_the_gamer)
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It's never specified what sweet dreams are made of.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ihfmq8/its_never_specified_what_sweet_dreams_are_made_of/ (littlebuster22)
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The protagonists of Jurassic park escaped the dinosaurs by driving, using their ancestors as fuel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ihedt7/the_protagonists_of_jurassic_park_escaped_the/ (littlebuster22)
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Having someone else to make a decision is both considerate and inconsiderate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ihd5yd/having_someone_else_to_make_a_decision_is_both/ (konnichiwa12)
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Teeth are the only acceptable part of the skeleton to have showing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ihcz8d/teeth_are_the_only_acceptable_part_of_the/ (theembiggen3r)
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Childhood is you throwing a tantrum to get your parents to do what you want, teenage is your parents throwing a tantrum to get you to do what they want.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ihan04/childhood_is_you_throwing_a_tantrum_to_get_your/ (Dahuey64)
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Invulnerable super hero’s have the additional benefit of never getting stung by a bee or bit by a mosquito

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ihagg4/invulnerable_super_heros_have_the_additional/ (SipSlipperySalmonSon)
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Misprinted comics and trading cards are super valuable, but misprinted money will probably be rejected as counterfeit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iha3jo/misprinted_comics_and_trading_cards_are_super/ (Senseless_Chatter)
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Choosing your child's name is like picking a username for someone else

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ih94y4/choosing_your_childs_name_is_like_picking_a/ (HairlessButtcrack)
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The subscriber count of Pewdiepie and T-series combined is greater than the population count of most countries in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ih902l/the_subscriber_count_of_pewdiepie_and_tseries/ (Randomemeseeker)
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Airpods are technologically innovative, but have a greater amount of risks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ih8is6/airpods_are_technologically_innovative_but_have_a/ (Caiross)
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Someday when science is advanced enough, sci-fi will be considered nonfiction

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ih86qp/someday_when_science_is_advanced_enough_scifi/ (lildinger68)
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Hanging someone is technically giving them vertical whiplash.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ih7sgx/hanging_someone_is_technically_giving_them/ (Mercurial_Rhombus)
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Your mind's eye only imagines it can see things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ih7o66/your_minds_eye_only_imagines_it_can_see_things/ (Relaxing_Cat)
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You don't have to know what the answer is to know what it is not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ih7038/you_dont_have_to_know_what_the_answer_is_to_know/ (DrProfessor_Z)
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Overhearing a spoiler can ruin your whole day. Being told a spoiler can ruin friendships

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ih5mly/overhearing_a_spoiler_can_ruin_your_whole_day/ (Trask37)
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Antarctica is the whitest continent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ih5ftz/antarctica_is_the_whitest_continent/ (AngleDevil)
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A lot of jobs are only jobs because they ARE jobs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ih4agm/a_lot_of_jobs_are_only_jobs_because_they_are_jobs/ (Rkthe23rdst)
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Not many people realize that the piano is both a percussion and stringed instrument.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ih44ee/not_many_people_realize_that_the_piano_is_both_a/ (howareya79)
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Oh wow, the water softener must be broken or something

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ih446g/oh_wow_the_water_softener_must_be_broken_or/ (2ndaccountlmao)
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There’s nothing scarier, to a teenager, than letting your mom hold your phone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ih3q98/theres_nothing_scarier_to_a_teenager_than_letting/ (Darkshadow1819)
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Santa is a mass murderer of ginger bread pepole

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ih23uk/santa_is_a_mass_murderer_of_ginger_bread_pepole/ (pipopapupupewebghost)
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People who work at full service laundromats probably sniff your panties.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ih20v9/people_who_work_at_full_service_laundromats/ (Historyteach87)
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A large majority of people who are active on social media are older than social media sites themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ih1emh/a_large_majority_of_people_who_are_active_on/ (SirMalcolmK)
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Nobody looks happy when they’re jogging.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/igze44/nobody_looks_happy_when_theyre_jogging/ (danzig1989)
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Millions of bird die every year from flying into buildings. At some point, birds will be so urbanized that if you put a sparrow in the woods it would probably impale himself on a branch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/igp7lu/millions_of_bird_die_every_year_from_flying_into/ (CrippledBalls)
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Anyone who doubts the existence of perpetual motion has never brushed a cat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/igorxq/anyone_who_doubts_the_existence_of_perpetual/ (bankrobberskid)
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Meat “Broth” is technically Meat Tea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/igo2nd/meat_broth_is_technically_meat_tea/ (Ibraxyl)
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A giraffe getting a sore throat must be hell

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ignj3k/a_giraffe_getting_a_sore_throat_must_be_hell/ (VocalCord)
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Instead of running around the playground accusing each other of having cooties, kids are probably accusing each other of having COVIDs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/igmnpi/instead_of_running_around_the_playground_accusing/ (mothrasballs)
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Failing to open a tub of pills gives you the same feeling as getting google captchas wrong

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iglyas/failing_to_open_a_tub_of_pills_gives_you_the_same/ (JoeyPostsReddit)
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We really are floating on a rock hurtling through outer space in a Universe that we have no idea how it came into existence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iglxsw/we_really_are_floating_on_a_rock_hurtling_through/ (DarthPancakes41)
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dreams are the body's screensavers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/igk1k6/dreams_are_the_bodys_screensavers/ (isokayrn)
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Going waterboarding in Guantanamo Bay sounds like fun if you don't know what waterboarding or Guantanamo Bay is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/igjh2c/going_waterboarding_in_guantanamo_bay_sounds_like/ (dreaming__Girl)
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While Joe fixes everything else, maybe he can finally get us switched over to the metric system

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/igjc16/while_joe_fixes_everything_else_maybe_he_can/ (madsciencetits)
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At its core, Tron is an isekai.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/igjbeo/at_its_core_tron_is_an_isekai/ (-RED4CTED-)
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Throwaway accounts have been awarded more than the original accounts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ighxtd/throwaway_accounts_have_been_awarded_more_than/ (Fwoym16)
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If every human went vegan it would take just as much farmland to farm crops as it does to raise the animals but several times more resources to grow said crops.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ighw2a/if_every_human_went_vegan_it_would_take_just_as/ (Runevok)
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The fact that we have experienced several once in a lifetime occurrences during our lifetime already makes me hopeful for some smooth sailing going forward.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/igh61a/the_fact_that_we_have_experienced_several_once_in/ (hdpe125)
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If laws were removed, crime rates would drop to 0%

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iggptw/if_laws_were_removed_crime_rates_would_drop_to_0/ (Whisak)
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The kindergarten teachers made you dance to Macarena but it's a song about a woman cheating on her boyfriend with two different men

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iggkim/the_kindergarten_teachers_made_you_dance_to/ (Craftycorecreep)
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they give gold watch at end of retirement. A burial plot be better

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/igfjga/they_give_gold_watch_at_end_of_retirement_a/ (109fbfknai32oak)
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Because of the movie “Waterboy”, millions of people learned the chemical formula for water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/igfdmd/because_of_the_movie_waterboy_millions_of_people/ (arajian)
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People born blind and deaf, don't dream, and might confuse sleeping with reality.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ige4db/people_born_blind_and_deaf_dont_dream_and_might/ (merzak-x)
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There is no modifier for medium. There is no extra, super, or very medium.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/igdkb5/there_is_no_modifier_for_medium_there_is_no_extra/ (nachoha)
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The opposite of Assassin is Dickdickout

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/igd8p4/the_opposite_of_assassin_is_dickdickout/ (Imaginator127)
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Giving a hug and receiving a hug are two different things

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/igcoo2/giving_a_hug_and_receiving_a_hug_are_two/ (Mets4Ever2k)
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The kids that were the most homophobic in school were also the ones trying to slap every guys ass

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iga8kp/the_kids_that_were_the_most_homophobic_in_school/ (Pantoner)
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All spoons are table spoons

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ig5qeu/all_spoons_are_table_spoons/ (Seedpound)
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Every picture is a one piece puzzle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ig462o/every_picture_is_a_one_piece_puzzle/ (GlerGberg)
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We take for granted that we were born as humans and not an insect or something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ig3v15/we_take_for_granted_that_we_were_born_as_humans/ (Twinkie_Corgi)
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Auto correct doesn't correct you when you type in caps because it thinks your angry and doesn't want to make you even more angry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ig323f/auto_correct_doesnt_correct_you_when_you_type_in/ (Written_byfoot)
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There's always somewhere in the world where your sleep schedule works perfectly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ig2f3o/theres_always_somewhere_in_the_world_where_your/ (icumlies)
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Swearing is healthy for the soul, it releases that sweet tension and sets someone free.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ifzhhu/swearing_is_healthy_for_the_soul_it_releases_that/ (melalegolas)
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Elephants have a build-in snorkel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ify3ep/elephants_have_a_buildin_snorkel/ (SmurfPunk01)
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When a shark eats a human, the human could be considered a type of seafood.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ifxj89/when_a_shark_eats_a_human_the_human_could_be/ (Darkshadow1819)
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Birds probably do more people watching than people do bird watching

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ifv3bf/birds_probably_do_more_people_watching_than/ (sumith_hebbar)
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It’s a miracle that the world managed to more or less settle on one number system.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iftjf4/its_a_miracle_that_the_world_managed_to_more_or/ (Pifinit)
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A girl saying "I don't like doing girly stuff" is considered fine while a boy saying "I don't like doing manly stuff " is judged.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ift4yc/a_girl_saying_i_dont_like_doing_girly_stuff_is/ (traveller_time)
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Firemen are water delivery drivers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ifs4yz/firemen_are_water_delivery_drivers/ ([deleted])
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Somewhere, some maniac actually uses the extra sauce packets that came with their Chinese takeaway

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ifring/somewhere_some_maniac_actually_uses_the_extra/ (TitShark)
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If you wear your shirt inside out everyone else is wearing your shirt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ifqlgs/if_you_wear_your_shirt_inside_out_everyone_else/ (Dorecio)
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Rick Astly rick rolled himself when he made the song

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ifq69d/rick_astly_rick_rolled_himself_when_he_made_the/ (BigManFamBruvTing)
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You never truly forget something, you just lose the trigger that causes you to think about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ifpupp/you_never_truly_forget_something_you_just_lose/ (Roofy45)
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Peeing without holding your penis is hip firing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ifpa4t/peeing_without_holding_your_penis_is_hip_firing/ (eladamir1010)
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The word "literally" is used more in metaphorical than literal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ifny21/the_word_literally_is_used_more_in_metaphorical/ (Thirdly03)
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Jeans are considered “casual wear” but the most uncomfortable garment to sleep in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ifkfkl/jeans_are_considered_casual_wear_but_the_most/ (hausubbnozes)
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There is one man on earth that knows more about toilets than any other man, and he probably knows it too

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ifiyfn/there_is_one_man_on_earth_that_knows_more_about/ (Miner8012)
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Calling it "1% milk" seemed more enticing than "99% milk" to a while industry trying to sell more milk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ifgmgn/calling_it_1_milk_seemed_more_enticing_than_99/ (HungryForShit)
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Handball is both a sport and a foul in a sport

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ifft1k/handball_is_both_a_sport_and_a_foul_in_a_sport/ (FriezaAndHoushi)
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Life is so short. Except for when you can't escape the person that makes your life miserable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iffjcb/life_is_so_short_except_for_when_you_cant_escape/ (8B3B383B)
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A 17 years old can't vibe with a 13 years old but a 21 years old can vibe with a 17 years old perfectly although they have the same age gap.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ife65h/a_17_years_old_cant_vibe_with_a_13_years_old_but/ (Yuvxraj)
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You were once the youngest person alive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ife2fx/you_were_once_the_youngest_person_alive/ (NotEvenRare)
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In Monster Hunter World, the only monster is you and maybe Vespoid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ifdbqm/in_monster_hunter_world_the_only_monster_is_you/ (bcook5)
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The efforts of the past shall be judged by the final result.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ifbqy7/the_efforts_of_the_past_shall_be_judged_by_the/ (YZXFILE)
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Drumming is throwing a tantrum in style.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ifbfhe/drumming_is_throwing_a_tantrum_in_style/ (ivlark)
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Any bag is a trash bag if you fill it with trash

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ifb0yx/any_bag_is_a_trash_bag_if_you_fill_it_with_trash/ (lukebomb3)
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If studios market a movie as 'Adam Sandler's/Nic Cage's Worst Film Yet!', it would probably make bank

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/if9onk/if_studios_market_a_movie_as_adam_sandlersnic/ (OzamandiasSy)
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Bread has already been toasted when you buy it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/if9nip/bread_has_already_been_toasted_when_you_buy_it/ (AlwaysTheNoob)
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We are star dust.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/if93nl/we_are_star_dust/ (SuperNovaAHCK2810)
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A theme park can take a crystal clear picture of you at 70 mph on a rollercoaster but a bank security camera can't get a clear shot of a robber standing still

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/if8xdb/a_theme_park_can_take_a_crystal_clear_picture_of/ (buffafboii)
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Someone out there has been hornier than anyone else in human history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/if8ste/someone_out_there_has_been_hornier_than_anyone/ (Christoff_Gaymore)
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Superheros would b better with accents

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/if8d4y/superheros_would_b_better_with_accents/ (justneedthreefifty)
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You can't spell 'disappointment' without 'ointment'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/if7ukl/you_cant_spell_disappointment_without_ointment/ (zion2674)
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Gen Z will never understand how big Jamie Lynn Spears's 2007 pregnancy announcement was.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/if6fgy/gen_z_will_never_understand_how_big_jamie_lynn/ (lifesizedmap)
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Boomers consider Gen Z stupid & Gen Z consider boomers stupid and nobody knows what are millennials up to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/if5nj5/boomers_consider_gen_z_stupid_gen_z_consider/ (2T4J)
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Your butthole has the least UV exposure out of your whole body

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/if3vgo/your_butthole_has_the_least_uv_exposure_out_of/ (tobleroney69)
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If nobody knows all the digits of π, we can’t be sure it is infinite

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/if3k9f/if_nobody_knows_all_the_digits_of_π_we_cant_be/ (HockieFan41)
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Someone was like "Dinasours roared and had green and purple skin" and it is know globally accepted

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/if2zx6/someone_was_like_dinasours_roared_and_had_green/ (circonfl3x)
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A game is good when you don’t look at your phone in cutscenes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iezl1l/a_game_is_good_when_you_dont_look_at_your_phone/ (awesomehuder)
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I've never had a post make it past auto mod

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iexltx/ive_never_had_a_post_make_it_past_auto_mod/ (The_Terrific)
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Nobody likes people who record videos vertically or who record and post a video of a video playing on their TV.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iewh00/nobody_likes_people_who_record_videos_vertically/ (PreparedForAnalSex)
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Entropy is constantly consistent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ieuk5d/entropy_is_constantly_consistent/ (slayedzombie69)
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You realize it's too late to adjust your life choices when people like your physician / lawyer / a police officer have the same age as you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ietr2e/you_realize_its_too_late_to_adjust_your_life/ (Hustlinbones)
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Our eyes are never really closed. Just the eye lid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ietoff/our_eyes_are_never_really_closed_just_the_eye_lid/ (gsharp29)
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Chances are you share the same birthday as some who is less than 5 miles away from you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ietlmi/chances_are_you_share_the_same_birthday_as_some/ (Gary_October)
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Ghost movies must have the smallest budgets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iet54c/ghost_movies_must_have_the_smallest_budgets/ (foudesoif)
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Covid has made picking your nose in public even more socially unacceptable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iesvox/covid_has_made_picking_your_nose_in_public_even/ (Foliage1)
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In vampire movies they can only come out during the night because sunlight burns them, but the moon has no light of its own, it's just reflected sunlight

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ies0aj/in_vampire_movies_they_can_only_come_out_during/ (PigeonPenGaming)
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The air pollution in the Cars universe must be astronomical

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ierg10/the_air_pollution_in_the_cars_universe_must_be/ (AndeanRock)
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Super Natural and Supernatural are exact opposites.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iercbb/super_natural_and_supernatural_are_exact_opposites/ (GabrielGaryLutz)
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If you're under 18 and have had a dream about having sex, you have unknowingly watched child porn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iepsmn/if_youre_under_18_and_have_had_a_dream_about/ (dsdd1373)
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Thanks to the coin flip, George Washington is still making decisions for us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iepn99/thanks_to_the_coin_flip_george_washington_is/ (Gary_October)
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If tomatoes are fruits then ketchup is juice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iepl1j/if_tomatoes_are_fruits_then_ketchup_is_juice/ (JoaquimPedro201)
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Someday in the future when we have fully self-driving cars car ads wont need people to drive them around all cool-like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iepjiz/someday_in_the_future_when_we_have_fully/ (Bacon260998_)
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It is completely impossible to touch with your one hand the other hand without simultaneously the other hand touching the first one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iep309/it_is_completely_impossible_to_touch_with_your/ (CheesecakePleasant)
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You’ve probably never been the only one in the world to blink at that exact moment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ieoktd/youve_probably_never_been_the_only_one_in_the/ (markkaschak)
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If it smells good, run.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iemnxs/if_it_smells_good_run/ (Gary_October)
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It's hard to find a hobby when you don't enjoy anything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iellbe/its_hard_to_find_a_hobby_when_you_dont_enjoy/ (Buckeye_CFB)
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the ass can produce all the 3 states of matter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ieknqj/the_ass_can_produce_all_the_3_states_of_matter/ (sheaib)
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Tequila Sunrise Is A Breakfast Apéritif

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iek2k9/tequila_sunrise_is_a_breakfast_apéritif/ (World-Tight)
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If we really tried we could become a nocturnal society.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iejqaa/if_we_really_tried_we_could_become_a_nocturnal/ (tysmily)
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A 40y/o drinking cows milk is normal, but a 40y/o drinking breast milk is weird.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ieivv3/a_40yo_drinking_cows_milk_is_normal_but_a_40yo/ (House-Elfje)
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If The Terminator has an erection, can we call it " Metal Gear Solid " ?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iehxzt/if_the_terminator_has_an_erection_can_we_call_it/ (FLUX-2)
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You only know the date of your birth, and consequently your age, because someone told you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iehbwl/you_only_know_the_date_of_your_birth_and/ (DroP90)
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Minority groups aren't considered minority groups until they're large enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ieh732/minority_groups_arent_considered_minority_groups/ (SnoWFLakE02)
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Ironically, "shorter" is longer than "longer".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ieh2dq/ironically_shorter_is_longer_than_longer/ (256Moin256)
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There's no reason for the alphabet to be in order

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iefthd/theres_no_reason_for_the_alphabet_to_be_in_order/ (elephantgobrrrbrrr)
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We could have named the stars after every people live and lived on earth but we didn't.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iefn8m/we_could_have_named_the_stars_after_every_people/ (Anencephalous_Klutz_)
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It is very strange that no astronomer has ever found a big celestial body and just named it "Your Mom"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iefeu2/it_is_very_strange_that_no_astronomer_has_ever/ (Tchakaba)
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An ass can produce all three states of matter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iec69z/an_ass_can_produce_all_three_states_of_matter/ (sabasaba12)
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Cement and glasses are made of sand so basically you're living in a sandhouse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iebu3w/cement_and_glasses_are_made_of_sand_so_basically/ (SCP_Agent_No69)
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Dogs get more physical affection than men do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ie95i0/dogs_get_more_physical_affection_than_men_do/ (MrFolgers69420)
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Furry's are cosplaying entities that only exist in their head.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ie953m/furrys_are_cosplaying_entities_that_only_exist_in/ (TotallyBrandNewName)
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Wonder what it be like to swap place with your mirror self.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ie875b/wonder_what_it_be_like_to_swap_place_with_your/ (Grandcanyon19)
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You can see the racial split in our society on white supremacists. Not because they exist, but because there are no popular black supremacists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ie7u5q/you_can_see_the_racial_split_in_our_society_on/ (ThaReehlEza)
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Someone holds the record for longest distance scrolled online

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ie5ott/someone_holds_the_record_for_longest_distance/ (whicketywack)
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cannibal corpse is another way of saying zombie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ie4pck/cannibal_corpse_is_another_way_of_saying_zombie/ (KrakenTaken)
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Since sexual content isn't allowed on YouTube unless it's education you should the porn you upload how to have sex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ie4lgr/since_sexual_content_isnt_allowed_on_youtube/ (Aloe2Vera)
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You only notice when someone is left handed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ie3x1z/you_only_notice_when_someone_is_left_handed/ (inthe_midbleakwinter)
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The blood in our bodies has been in us since birth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ie3mf2/the_blood_in_our_bodies_has_been_in_us_since_birth/ (Reddic1)
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In the next few years, an entire generation could witness their first assassination of a high power public figure

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ie202y/in_the_next_few_years_an_entire_generation_could/ (dan_fitz21)
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There is never a definitive answer to a question.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ie06eq/there_is_never_a_definitive_answer_to_a_question/ (Yozhur)
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Falling in love in a dream is such a crushing feeling after

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/idyknf/falling_in_love_in_a_dream_is_such_a_crushing/ (NightRaven1122)
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King Kong a simp for sacrificing himself for a woman he can't even fuck

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/idu8zx/king_kong_a_simp_for_sacrificing_himself_for_a/ (nisetracker)
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If you water water it grows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/idremv/if_you_water_water_it_grows/ (CHATTY-ON-DURACELL)
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Life gives melons to the dyslexic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/idquyu/life_gives_melons_to_the_dyslexic/ (NSFWSoftwareEngineer)
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We encourage little kids to blow on dandelions to make a wish.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/idq0fo/we_encourage_little_kids_to_blow_on_dandelions_to/ (LifeofSteven)
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There is absolutely no point or reason for the alphabet to be in order.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/idofpn/there_is_absolutely_no_point_or_reason_for_the/ (_Neel__)
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Liechtenstein claims to be an independent country when it's really nothing but another Canton of Switzerland.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/idndcx/liechtenstein_claims_to_be_an_independent_country/ (Oden_Bitterblight)
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We are so damn lucky that water is zero calories.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/idlgnn/we_are_so_damn_lucky_that_water_is_zero_calories/ (DonaldRogerCantKnow)
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Somewhere out there, there’s a boy/girl who just made up the greatest plot idea. But they don’t have the skills or resources to bring it to life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/idjtpp/somewhere_out_there_theres_a_boygirl_who_just/ (DredgenDon)
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Tribute to our ancestors who have died so our digestive system evolved so it can digest alcohol

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/idjjgm/tribute_to_our_ancestors_who_have_died_so_our/ (RedStarRazi)
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Pizza is an open faced cheese and sauce sandwich

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/idioat/pizza_is_an_open_faced_cheese_and_sauce_sandwich/ (Tripinflip)
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The more Holy Water you drink, the more likely it gets for a vampire to die from peeing on him

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/idgrqq/the_more_holy_water_you_drink_the_more_likely_it/ (epicmemes69420)
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It’s more common to avoid a link because you suspect it’s a Rickroll than out of concern for your cyber safety.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/idgae1/its_more_common_to_avoid_a_link_because_you/ (foshowdoe)
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the number of bisexual men is comparable to the number of gay men but not as visible and also comparable to the number of bisexual women which is more visible

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/idfj2d/the_number_of_bisexual_men_is_comparable_to_the/ (juayme)
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Technically every game that costs money is pay-to-win.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/idet5u/technically_every_game_that_costs_money_is/ (Surely_Stupid)
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People can be sweet, sour, bitter, or salty, but they can only be unsavory.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/idel0q/people_can_be_sweet_sour_bitter_or_salty_but_they/ (hare_in_a_suit)
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Our first experience with jumpscares was when we played with jack in the boxes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/id6kvc/our_first_experience_with_jumpscares_was_when_we/ (QuiteEgregious)
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If everybody in the whole country wrote Obama or Bush in via write in voting. Would they become president for a third term?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/id64gw/if_everybody_in_the_whole_country_wrote_obama_or/ (OneLittleVictory2112)
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A web browser is a person and a thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/id5t5b/a_web_browser_is_a_person_and_a_thing/ (graysonscale)
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Before going to the dentist we scrub our mouths till it hurts but when someone wants to randomly make out and literally lick our mouths we are ok with that

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/id5rkj/before_going_to_the_dentist_we_scrub_our_mouths/ (chefkc)
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Every dog is either a bitch or a son a bitch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/id57sb/every_dog_is_either_a_bitch_or_a_son_a_bitch/ (ICantThinkOfAUsertag)
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Surgeons stab people to life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/id4o6t/surgeons_stab_people_to_life/ (sullyj725)
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When you're writing something that's long, it feels like it's gonna turn out way longer than it actually is, but you only realise it after you've written it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/id45yj/when_youre_writing_something_thats_long_it_feels/ (Unkn4wn)
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The zombies in plants vs zombies are the only known omnivorous zombies that we know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/id3f52/the_zombies_in_plants_vs_zombies_are_the_only/ (N0BL3YT)
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singularity theory but applied to evolution

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/id3ckk/singularity_theory_but_applied_to_evolution/ (hyperviolentpacifist)
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People are really weird about giving out their phone numbers but freely give social media handles which is way more invasive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/id1ym3/people_are_really_weird_about_giving_out_their/ (LesbostarClitlactica)
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Earthworm Jim maybe just went by Jim amongst close friends.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/id1rh3/earthworm_jim_maybe_just_went_by_jim_amongst/ (GratefulD86)
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You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/id1ofo/you_dont_need_a_parachute_to_go_skydiving_you/ (nightfury41v)
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You don't want to be eaten a raw food cannibal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/icy2b7/you_dont_want_to_be_eaten_a_raw_food_cannibal/ (moneybot13)
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Being close to death is scarier than certain death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/icwo8q/being_close_to_death_is_scarier_than_certain_death/ (JimGr2210)
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Jeff Kinney made millions of dollars off of people who hate reading

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/icwdl1/jeff_kinney_made_millions_of_dollars_off_of/ (TheKingGamer777)
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The E in her is silent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/icwc35/the_e_in_her_is_silent/ (poppers-penguins)
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The youngest picture of you is the oldest picture of you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/icv4y9/the_youngest_picture_of_you_is_the_oldest_picture/ (gamer552233)
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You can avoid prison for killing a person but you can go to prison for consuming a mushroom from your backyard

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ictmsl/you_can_avoid_prison_for_killing_a_person_but_you/ (sachku)
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Everything is easier said than done

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/icsyfj/everything_is_easier_said_than_done/ (Ender_assassin6)
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If Ron Artest were still playing in the NBA, he could have "World Peace" both above and below the number on the back of his jersey

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/icrn95/if_ron_artest_were_still_playing_in_the_nba_he/ (IJusHerSoIDntGetFind)
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Forest fires instantly become barbecues when someone or an animal gets cooked by the fire

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/icplov/forest_fires_instantly_become_barbecues_when/ (dankpenguin69)
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You never saw a perfect circle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/icpflp/you_never_saw_a_perfect_circle/ (BatimadosAnos60)
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Everyone can read minds except for you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/icoxzt/everyone_can_read_minds_except_for_you/ (CaptainLeproz)
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The word period has more impact than an actual period.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/icmp9j/the_word_period_has_more_impact_than_an_actual/ (DarthVon)
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Pandas are black, white and asian.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/icjhh0/pandas_are_black_white_and_asian/ (ASwedeInNeed)
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If you wake up sweating, you were likely distressed in your sleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/icjcy0/if_you_wake_up_sweating_you_were_likely/ (MaxedOutGames)
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Everyone is overworked, yet so many unemployed...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ichagr/everyone_is_overworked_yet_so_many_unemployed/ (rosewaterlipsxoxo)
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There are probably more adults that play with RC cars than children.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/icgwsy/there_are_probably_more_adults_that_play_with_rc/ (_ephraim_)
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Most People Probably Haven't Been 100m Away From Another Human Being Before

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/icgsni/most_people_probably_havent_been_100m_away_from/ (Investor1101)
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Taking a long bike ride is a surprisingly effective way for a man to discover the elastic on his underwear has failed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iccxlh/taking_a_long_bike_ride_is_a_surprisingly/ (LordRupertEverton84)
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What if a fire got so out of control it burned an entire continent. No one lives; nothing is left.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/icciaj/what_if_a_fire_got_so_out_of_control_it_burned_an/ (stinkbutt_88)
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You have cells in your assole, and you have cells that are your asshole

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/icamvl/you_have_cells_in_your_assole_and_you_have_cells/ (Luigihiji)
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Bitcoin isn't about money but replacing money.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/icagj4/bitcoin_isnt_about_money_but_replacing_money/ (Maciokan)
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if it's "mom" and "mother", why is it "dad" and "father" and not "dad" and "dather?"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ic96qi/if_its_mom_and_mother_why_is_it_dad_and_father/ (HauntingCourt6)
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You have never seem deaf people argue

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ic92ky/you_have_never_seem_deaf_people_argue/ (sadcactus123)
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Being told "you're wrong" when you're right is absolutely infuriating

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ic7yhr/being_told_youre_wrong_when_youre_right_is/ (Rouge_Robot)
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Some people grow wiser with age. Many more just grow old.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ic6mbg/some_people_grow_wiser_with_age_many_more_just/ (HiddenKittenPounce)
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A clever pickup line is only as cute as the person who delivers it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ic4uf2/a_clever_pickup_line_is_only_as_cute_as_the/ (Happy_Each_Day)
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You don’t only suffer from missing the person that’s no longer around. You also suffer from missing the version of “you” that existed in their presence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ic3lc3/you_dont_only_suffer_from_missing_the_person/ (MCA2142)
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Having your jaw open takes up more energy then having it closed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ic3e6q/having_your_jaw_open_takes_up_more_energy_then/ (CaptainTommy0306)
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There's a reason Id is the first part of idiot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ic2l3e/theres_a_reason_id_is_the_first_part_of_idiot/ (PanickedPoodle)
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In almost every Hollywood movie, New York City always gets destroyed first.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ic2kfr/in_almost_every_hollywood_movie_new_york_city/ (Beginnerer)
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Hundreads of thousands of Belarussians protesting rn. Many arrested and beaten by unprovoked Police attacks. Not a single shop looted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ic0j18/hundreads_of_thousands_of_belarussians_protesting/ (Novik91)
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Considering most cats live to maximum 15-16 years, 9 cat lives isn’t that much longer than a single human life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ibyn9d/considering_most_cats_live_to_maximum_1516_years/ (euan3704)
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"Fuck" is a really versatile swear word

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ibxfh9/fuck_is_a_really_versatile_swear_word/ (getrektlolkek)
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On our sphere planet, if you keep going north you'll eventually start to go south. But if you continually go west you'll just keep going west.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ibwmxb/on_our_sphere_planet_if_you_keep_going_north/ (MrAVAT4R)
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We are the survivor

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ibvxh4/we_are_the_survivor/ (am-a-sloth-and-weeb)
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The biggest failed assumption of modern times is that the more you present people with information, the more informed they are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ibtztd/the_biggest_failed_assumption_of_modern_times_is/ (rumborak)
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No one knows if a star is already born or died

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ibtobo/no_one_knows_if_a_star_is_already_born_or_died/ (cadagricomiguel)
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Switching "your" side of the bed for a partner is an act of true love

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ibte6o/switching_your_side_of_the_bed_for_a_partner_is/ (CivilServiced)
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Technically, your birth certificate has an expiration date.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ibrq8d/technically_your_birth_certificate_has_an/ (SirAlpacaOfficial)
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Girl Scouts is literally the greatest pyramid scheme in human history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ibq5v7/girl_scouts_is_literally_the_greatest_pyramid/ (PredatoryCat)
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When a pregnant woman swims she becomes a human submarine

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ibpqts/when_a_pregnant_woman_swims_she_becomes_a_human/ (CHATTY-ON-DURACELL)
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Locks have an equal, if not more, offensive uses as defensive uses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ibpac3/locks_have_an_equal_if_not_more_offensive_uses_as/ (lockedssss)
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You are your dog's emotional support human.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iboalw/you_are_your_dogs_emotional_support_human/ (Kabullyaw)
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You would never know if this will be the last time your read this post.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ibna2p/you_would_never_know_if_this_will_be_the_last/ (HaveYouMetThisDude)
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Everyone needs to sing the alphabet from the start to know the next letter, but no one needs to start counting from 0 to know the next number

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ibm5ql/everyone_needs_to_sing_the_alphabet_from_the/ (That-Dutch-Person)
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Many people could be swayed to the dark side with very little convincing. Please try to set a good example.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iblqcu/many_people_could_be_swayed_to_the_dark_side_with/ (ThatGuy___YouKnow)
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Most people think t-rexes can't clap because they have short arms, but really it's because they are dead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ibl5y5/most_people_think_trexes_cant_clap_because_they/ (EggEggEggEggOWO)
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If teeth are a part of our skeleton, and we use toothpaste to clean our teeth, we could have a pearly white skeleton if we covered it in toothpaste and cleaned it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ibkvcj/if_teeth_are_a_part_of_our_skeleton_and_we_use/ (WhatToPutHereLol)
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If Pinocchio told everyone his nose grows when he tells the truth, everyone would believe him, even though he is lying

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ibjvxy/if_pinocchio_told_everyone_his_nose_grows_when_he/ (BrotherZ1ox)
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If two mind readers read each other’s thoughts, whose thoughts are they actually reading

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ibjrn3/if_two_mind_readers_read_each_others_thoughts/ (clashvalley)
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If you are a slow driver there is a “right “ lane for you. Use it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ibjrkp/if_you_are_a_slow_driver_there_is_a_right_lane/ (K-88)
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We are the nerds of the animal kingdom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ibi5eu/we_are_the_nerds_of_the_animal_kingdom/ (MissRedShoes1939)
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When someone is drinking a beer, both that person and the beer are getting drunk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ibhuu4/when_someone_is_drinking_a_beer_both_that_person/ (chinnick967)
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Someone out there probably saved the world without even realising.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ibdrsa/someone_out_there_probably_saved_the_world/ (ZeeZeeChen)
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You'll be sadder if you know more about our world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ibdjdr/youll_be_sadder_if_you_know_more_about_our_world/ (Nastynoob3)
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heterosexuality is the default

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ibahmx/heterosexuality_is_the_default/ (Knight_GTC)
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Most humans would agree that putting a hook in someones mouth would horribe but if it were to happen to a fish then its ok.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ib8rxd/most_humans_would_agree_that_putting_a_hook_in/ (Valium_Tino)
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Hannah Montana shouldn’t sing about having a double life if she wants to keep her identity a secret.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ib8evx/hannah_montana_shouldnt_sing_about_having_a/ (helm_hammer_hand)
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You ignore or stop your first alarm of the day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ib7uyl/you_ignore_or_stop_your_first_alarm_of_the_day/ (5ylvanJ)
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An easy way to make people upset while driving is to go the speed limit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ib51x2/an_easy_way_to_make_people_upset_while_driving_is/ (DelugeSigma)
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When you are in the womb, you are wearing your parent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ib3ra6/when_you_are_in_the_womb_you_are_wearing_your/ (Quackels_The_Duck)
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Prior to the internet, the search for free porn was conducted in the woods

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ib2ob7/prior_to_the_internet_the_search_for_free_porn/ (S_A_R_K)
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in porn we get amused for the story and in movies for sex

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ib0uo3/in_porn_we_get_amused_for_the_story_and_in_movies/ (nasytasy)
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Sexual assault victims who come forward don't 'ruin' their assaulter's reputation. They correct it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ib0cm8/sexual_assault_victims_who_come_forward_dont_ruin/ (TheViciousKoala)
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There's no difference between saying you're 'up' for something or 'down' for something

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iazupe/theres_no_difference_between_saying_youre_up_for/ (HiImNickOk)
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You never see ads for ad block

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iaz76e/you_never_see_ads_for_ad_block/ (soccer11k)
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The brain is the bossiest organ in the universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iaysl7/the_brain_is_the_bossiest_organ_in_the_universe/ (Prof_IdiotFace)
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Alarms makes you angry whether it works or not

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iayjfv/alarms_makes_you_angry_whether_it_works_or_not/ (koenboy12)
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Cat's we're vampires in the previous life and that's why they are so surprised of seeing themselves in mirrors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iaxee5/cats_were_vampires_in_the_previous_life_and_thats/ (Franceseye)
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Diarrhea is bad, but it's especially bad if you're a pilot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iavyd2/diarrhea_is_bad_but_its_especially_bad_if_youre_a/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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It must’ve been really easy for Elastigirl to give birth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iavx9q/it_mustve_been_really_easy_for_elastigirl_to_give/ (Iwanttobeanactor1)
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Whoever decided to make videos pause when headphones are unplugged has saved many men

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iavnsz/whoever_decided_to_make_videos_pause_when/ (Ontario-)
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A serial killer has probably watched a documentary on their unsolved crimes and laughed at the inaccuracies in the leads

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iatz92/a_serial_killer_has_probably_watched_a/ (CHATTY-ON-DURACELL)
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Maple syrup is technically tree blood

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iatqvy/maple_syrup_is_technically_tree_blood/ (wheatman1)
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If you're going 60mph, it would take you a minute to do a mile.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iasw3j/if_youre_going_60mph_it_would_take_you_a_minute/ (theawkwardselfie)
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People only value "tolerance" when it's applied to people with a perceived lack of power or social capital

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iasnvx/people_only_value_tolerance_when_its_applied_to/ (c_h_a_r_)
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Everyone says great minds think alike. Apple says think different. Meditation says don’t even think.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iarph5/everyone_says_great_minds_think_alike_apple_says/ (influencedbyyou)
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It takes less water to boil 10 potatoes than to boil 1 potato.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iar8j1/it_takes_less_water_to_boil_10_potatoes_than_to/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iaq8lq/sounding_by_sound_is_a_sound_method_of_sounding/ (P480)
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You can drink a drink, but you can't food a food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iao88g/you_can_drink_a_drink_but_you_cant_food_a_food/ (Gatfro30)
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A grape is a fruit and a grapefruit is also a fruit but they taste nothing alike

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ianjca/a_grape_is_a_fruit_and_a_grapefruit_is_also_a/ (finiac)
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There are colors that certain fish can see, that we will never be able to see.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iamjsg/there_are_colors_that_certain_fish_can_see_that/ (JakeTheSnake_R45)
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Animals show teeth as aggression, humans are the opposite

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iakabm/animals_show_teeth_as_aggression_humans_are_the/ (NotMandinga21)
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Diesel prices have skyrocketed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iajq6b/diesel_prices_have_skyrocketed/ (queazidilla)
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Celebrities can work as impersonators of themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iaino9/celebrities_can_work_as_impersonators_of/ (MrScandanavia)
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If suction cups suck, then they don't suck. But if they don't suck, then they suck

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iaiiaq/if_suction_cups_suck_then_they_dont_suck_but_if/ (ProtectionV2)
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The biggest advantage kidnappers have is the belief that people have to wait 24 hours before reporting a missing person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iaejjv/the_biggest_advantage_kidnappers_have_is_the/ (NSFWSoftwareEngineer)
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If someone saw Kratos killing Cronos from afar, it would look like cronos was fighting nothing and suddenly dies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iaaa02/if_someone_saw_kratos_killing_cronos_from_afar_it/ (Unkn4wn)
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If fixtures are correct in your school, then go if chimp.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/iaa4ax/if_fixtures_are_correct_in_your_school_then_go_if/ (bikegrantforu)
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Dreaming is a built in simulator that lets you practice random scenarios before they happen irl

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ia95ef/dreaming_is_a_built_in_simulator_that_lets_you/ (RPeezy850)
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Conspiracy theorists could be right.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ia9329/conspiracy_theorists_could_be_right/ (_that_old_guy)
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Since most ghost's can't tell if thyre dead, we probably wouldn't know either

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ia902g/since_most_ghosts_cant_tell_if_thyre_dead_we/ (iEliteCat)
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Bruce Wayne is a single billionaire who lives alone in his mansion with a loyal manservant, and an orphan child whom he replaces as soon as they get too old. “Fighting Crime” is probably not high on the list of things people thinks he does in secret...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ia8zms/bruce_wayne_is_a_single_billionaire_who_lives/ (BoxedElderGnome)
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Calling somebody stupid usually makes them prove it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ia79hw/calling_somebody_stupid_usually_makes_them_prove/ (smplgd)
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Some mosquitoes have probably tried to suck blood from inanimate objects

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ia75mp/some_mosquitoes_have_probably_tried_to_suck_blood/ (asianrunnerboi)
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A human brain is much more complex than a computer brain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ia6oaa/a_human_brain_is_much_more_complex_than_a/ (Beginnerer)
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There are as many left turns as there are right.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ia6ema/there_are_as_many_left_turns_as_there_are_right/ (Clonestaar)
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You wait for waiters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ia4oc3/you_wait_for_waiters/ (YourWorldLeader)
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Children who skip ahead in school are speed running a New Game+

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ia4may/children_who_skip_ahead_in_school_are_speed/ (neoslith)
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Learning something on the Internet is the modern version of 'learning something off a bloke in the pub'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ia4dwp/learning_something_on_the_internet_is_the_modern/ (DivertedRaffik)
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The fastest way to lose customers in a coffee shop is a wobbly table.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ia3ke7/the_fastest_way_to_lose_customers_in_a_coffee/ (TheFlightlessPenguin)
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There are probably more than 8 billion graves...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ia1qdh/there_are_probably_more_than_8_billion_graves/ (CentrePeace)
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Slim Jim is beef jerky as much as Sunny D is orange juice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ia1b90/slim_jim_is_beef_jerky_as_much_as_sunny_d_is/ (StupidDogYuMkMeLkBd)
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The worse a dad joke is, the better it is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i9z9bc/the_worse_a_dad_joke_is_the_better_it_is/ (step6666)
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If you wear a facemask in the car, no one can tell that you’re singing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i9yp84/if_you_wear_a_facemask_in_the_car_no_one_can_tell/ (rearl306)
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When you're middle-aged birthdays suck cause you're getting older, but when you're old they're cool again cause you're defying death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i9yla5/when_youre_middleaged_birthdays_suck_cause_youre/ (Shadows4)
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The game Frogger takes place in the state of Florida.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i9wtqz/the_game_frogger_takes_place_in_the_state_of/ (3IceShy)
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In all your memories you can't remember seeing your nose in them, even though it is always visible to you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i9vrxi/in_all_your_memories_you_cant_remember_seeing/ (mcskedaddle)
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Since Black Window's name is based on an actual spider, she can be considered the spiderwoman

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i9um13/since_black_windows_name_is_based_on_an_actual/ (Rainmarked)
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Unskippable 5 sec ads feel longer than skippable ads.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i9u8hu/unskippable_5_sec_ads_feel_longer_than_skippable/ (alfaboy55)
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Football fans are the easiest to piss off because if you praise or diss a popular team, no matter what, someone will always get angry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i9tmon/football_fans_are_the_easiest_to_piss_off_because/ (firegate2233)
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The more you need water, the better it tastes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i9tg6c/the_more_you_need_water_the_better_it_tastes/ (TheTarkonator)
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We are all one awareness that these bodies have compelled us into.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i9t2x2/we_are_all_one_awareness_that_these_bodies_have/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Sperm donors can legally have a large amount of kids without marriage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i9sh5w/sperm_donors_can_legally_have_a_large_amount_of/ (Asshiq)
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Oh shit the hot water ran out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i9ri04/oh_shit_the_hot_water_ran_out/ (MrDarkRaven)
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The longest 10 minutes you’ll ever experience is the 10 minutes between calling 911 and waiting for help to arrive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i9r36t/the_longest_10_minutes_youll_ever_experience_is/ (goodluck_canuck)
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It's weird to think how baby cries are recorded for games/movies. They either have a baby wich coincidentaly has a high quality mic near him, or they hurt it in some way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i9peu4/its_weird_to_think_how_baby_cries_are_recorded/ (wantsomenuggers)
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Flat earthers could make their dream a reality & build a disc mega structure.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i9p9uh/flat_earthers_could_make_their_dream_a_reality/ (Michael_chipz)
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A dog is either a bitch or a son of a bitch

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i9p1u2/a_dog_is_either_a_bitch_or_a_son_of_a_bitch/ (theokayestguy_)
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if something is considered a 'miracle product' just for doing what it says it does, we must actually have very low standards for the products we use.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i9oodg/if_something_is_considered_a_miracle_product_just/ (okaymyemye)
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Games are console DLC

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i9o1z7/games_are_console_dlc/ (lebronjamesboi)
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There’s probably a random stranger who immediately hated you, just because you did something so minor that not even you would notice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i9nsk1/theres_probably_a_random_stranger_who_immediately/ (e_rose3)
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SubtleRacism is Europe being its own continent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i9ld7b/subtleracism_is_europe_being_its_own_continent/ (NSFWSoftwareEngineer)
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The ocean is a very big lake, and we all live on the plateaus of the earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i9k8pt/the_ocean_is_a_very_big_lake_and_we_all_live_on/ (NSFWSoftwareEngineer)
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That moment when the painkiller kicks in and you instantly tear because it no longer hurts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i9iebv/that_moment_when_the_painkiller_kicks_in_and_you/ (psst531)
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Near death experiences have 0% fatality rate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i9gx06/near_death_experiences_have_0_fatality_rate/ (abacaxii_)
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Happiness can be found through meaningful suffering

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i9fzn1/happiness_can_be_found_through_meaningful/ (shotgunwriter)
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Alphabetically Before comes after.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i9fuk5/alphabetically_before_comes_after/ (zeptobot42)
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NASA invented the moonwalk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i9ebiz/nasa_invented_the_moonwalk/ (hutimuti)
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We probably sing better alone than when we sing on public.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i9e6li/we_probably_sing_better_alone_than_when_we_sing/ (lanceisonfire)
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If picking your nose is digging for gold, then blowing your nose is blast mining

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i9bmyh/if_picking_your_nose_is_digging_for_gold_then/ (matt675)
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Immortality is seen as a bad thing but if everyone else was immortal people would probably be ok with it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i9ajqq/immortality_is_seen_as_a_bad_thing_but_if/ (ThingyThinger19)
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Enjoying spicy food is the only acceptable kink that involves hurting yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i99xbn/enjoying_spicy_food_is_the_only_acceptable_kink/ (starfleet47)
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The most viral video-worthy moments likely haven't been caught on video

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i9938z/the_most_viral_videoworthy_moments_likely_havent/ (WolfsToothDogFood)
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Cherry tomatoes taste nothing like cherries.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i97k9j/cherry_tomatoes_taste_nothing_like_cherries/ (Cannon1)
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We could EASILY make a show or movie voice acted entirely by parrots.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i95u9l/we_could_easily_make_a_show_or_movie_voice_acted/ (Bob_Tuba)
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The first man to discover that milk is drinkable, must've been really thirsty

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i95df1/the_first_man_to_discover_that_milk_is_drinkable/ (L3monGuy)
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We pet cats and dogs for ourselves as much as we do for them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i94cke/we_pet_cats_and_dogs_for_ourselves_as_much_as_we/ (BifficerTheSecond)
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One second after each second your future becomes your past.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i94af6/one_second_after_each_second_your_future_becomes/ (clairsentientbeing)
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Our pets would probably think less of us if they went through our phones and found hundreds of pictures of them sleeping

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i942nd/our_pets_would_probably_think_less_of_us_if_they/ (quickmath1763)
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Flat earthers are really the only people who care about the shape of the earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i93tnl/flat_earthers_are_really_the_only_people_who_care/ (Russian_Terminator)
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If a toy dies in Toy Story, the other toys have to watch as the child plays with a corpse

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i93qfn/if_a_toy_dies_in_toy_story_the_other_toys_have_to/ (Kryptonikzzz)
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The kiss of a mother on a child’s injury isn’t what heals them, but rather the fact that the mother acknowledges the child is in pain, and the kiss is affirmation that they will power through it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i93q9r/the_kiss_of_a_mother_on_a_childs_injury_isnt_what/ (farooqskariem)
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In TVs and movies, no one questions that family members have no resemblance to each other. When it's commented on, its often using an unseen and/or dead character to support the conclusion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i93q2j/in_tvs_and_movies_no_one_questions_that_family/ (Cccp9)
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The last person on Earth probably won’t even know they are the last person on Earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i93j37/the_last_person_on_earth_probably_wont_even_know/ (cutiemaan)
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If pets could talk, they would pretend they can’t

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i93i2a/if_pets_could_talk_they_would_pretend_they_cant/ (FurryPopcornPorn)
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Water bottle companies are competing with each other over the prettiest bottle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i93h9m/water_bottle_companies_are_competing_with_each/ (BradenMer)
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A meow only has to duck once for you to quack every question

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i93gns/a_meow_only_has_to_duck_once_for_you_to_quack/ (Prtctr10)
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Everyone learned how to masturbate without someone teaching them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i93fn4/everyone_learned_how_to_masturbate_without/ (Wetowkinboutpractice)
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Cell phones have probably done more for children's literacy than anything else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i93dg5/cell_phones_have_probably_done_more_for_childrens/ (thebrandedman)
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Wolves in the wild probably get the zoomies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i919cd/wolves_in_the_wild_probably_get_the_zoomies/ (Shepskey)
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Lint is your clothes slowly deteriorating.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i8xad4/lint_is_your_clothes_slowly_deteriorating/ (djbred18)
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If someone were to switch bodies with another person they would both be half dead half alive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i8uu8d/if_someone_were_to_switch_bodies_with_another/ (aLexyYa)
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The sentence “I didn’t kill your dog” has different meanings depending on which word you emphasize.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i8tk2i/the_sentence_i_didnt_kill_your_dog_has_different/ (michael-olson3)
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P.Diddy's "Vote or Die" has never been more relevant as it is today.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i8t7zc/pdiddys_vote_or_die_has_never_been_more_relevant/ (brilongqua)
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Being unable to properly articulate an idea is almost as bad as not having had the idea to begin with.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i8ssbn/being_unable_to_properly_articulate_an_idea_is/ (MountainMongrel)
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Pigeons are actually modern birds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i8rq0n/pigeons_are_actually_modern_birds/ (bolor-matinal)
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Grass is the world’s hair, and humans are the barbers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i8re4z/grass_is_the_worlds_hair_and_humans_are_the/ (givemethedamnsniper)
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When heat increases atoms are accelerating

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i8r0le/when_heat_increases_atoms_are_accelerating/ (Goldendov75)
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There's a very high probability that for every thought that you've ever had, someone else in the world have had the same thought

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i8q67q/theres_a_very_high_probability_that_for_every/ (Allridium)
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Everything is a limited edition because nothing is infinite.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i8pfmg/everything_is_a_limited_edition_because_nothing/ (Oldmate81)
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In the future, some people will be cool with broadcasting their entire day live for everyone to see.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i8nh5e/in_the_future_some_people_will_be_cool_with/ (sirmattimous)
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You probably are or have been someone’s crush without you knowing it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i8ndkw/you_probably_are_or_have_been_someones_crush/ (Tjibby)
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The real world would not be kind to Elsa

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i8ms3b/the_real_world_would_not_be_kind_to_elsa/ (bpondo89)
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If FBI actually spy us from smartphones cameras most of them would have to arrest themselves for watching cp

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i8m0el/if_fbi_actually_spy_us_from_smartphones_cameras/ (edith_vg)
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You can tell a person’s default settings by how they treat strangers. Someone who is a dick to a waitress or service provider is probably a dick overall and is putting on an act if they seem nice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i8lq59/you_can_tell_a_persons_default_settings_by_how/ (mikebwn_80)
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it's always somebody's birthday

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i8ldmx/its_always_somebodys_birthday/ (postmodernhippiegoth)
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Psychologists are the IT of human beings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i8iesp/psychologists_are_the_it_of_human_beings/ (Chabays)
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It is difficult to find things that drop to the ground if you don’t trace where it goes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i8hnl8/it_is_difficult_to_find_things_that_drop_to_the/ (PhD3DP)
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Carl’s house from “Up” would have been shot down by the military.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i8gtjc/carls_house_from_up_would_have_been_shot_down_by/ (PPLovee)
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You don't actually know your birthday

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i8gih1/you_dont_actually_know_your_birthday/ (TheSchred)
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Wrestling is a modern version of gladiator fights

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i8fezg/wrestling_is_a_modern_version_of_gladiator_fights/ (1acc_torulethemall)
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Every giant social media platform just has a different type of horrible person on that site.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i8fcxh/every_giant_social_media_platform_just_has_a/ (Adeptus_Asianicus)
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Earth's rotation really makes our day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i8ekb7/earths_rotation_really_makes_our_day/ (IssaBlowBlow)
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the most people will be remembered very well are actors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i8e5qt/the_most_people_will_be_remembered_very_well_are/ (swaydan99)
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Farting in the tub is sort of like a human bong hit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i8e47i/farting_in_the_tub_is_sort_of_like_a_human_bong/ (tchad78)
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Dogs are Simps to Humans. Humans are Simps to Cats.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i8dkpd/dogs_are_simps_to_humans_humans_are_simps_to_cats/ (Vortonic)
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When you put a podcast or audiobook back a bit to hear something again, 8 out of 10 times you will miss it again because you lost concentration and forgot to listen to that part.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i8bk62/when_you_put_a_podcast_or_audiobook_back_a_bit_to/ (FutureSkeIeton)
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The little warning bleep newer cars make to avoid collision could be the last lucid thing you ever hear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i8agy5/the_little_warning_bleep_newer_cars_make_to_avoid/ (sstaygldn)
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There's nothing more satisfying than finishing a work project and finally being able to close all the tabs related to it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i874vr/theres_nothing_more_satisfying_than_finishing_a/ (stan849)
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Square root of 5 rounds off to 2.236, which is a little strange as square root of 4 equals 2 and addition of 0.236 in result when only 1 is added to input... feels a bit more for a square root function

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i85xfv/square_root_of_5_rounds_off_to_2236_which_is_a/ (NeUTRON52)
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The ignorance of status quo is increasing as we progress

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i82mw0/the_ignorance_of_status_quo_is_increasing_as_we/ (what-to-do-89)
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A man is always told to improve himself in every aspect of his life, the same is not true for women.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i80wgt/a_man_is_always_told_to_improve_himself_in_every/ (squidshead)
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Girls yelling daddy is normal but guys yelling mommy is weird.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i80olx/girls_yelling_daddy_is_normal_but_guys_yelling/ (Raghav_Verma)
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If the ocean was clear, people afraid of heights would never swim

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i7yo6p/if_the_ocean_was_clear_people_afraid_of_heights/ (Jacob_Young6138)
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Teenagers are professionals at justifying procrastination.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i7yo27/teenagers_are_professionals_at_justifying/ (ShenSavageJr)
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Whistling is similar to farting if you think about. You pucker your lips in the rough shape of an ass hole and then blow wind out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i7y967/whistling_is_similar_to_farting_if_you_think/ (zagacious)
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If we ever get flying cars, it will be interesting to see if they try to implement and justify a system of air tolls.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i7xuq6/if_we_ever_get_flying_cars_it_will_be_interesting/ (The_Tell_Tale_Heart)
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If you eat really quickly your Fitbit probably thinks you're working out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i7xrpx/if_you_eat_really_quickly_your_fitbit_probably/ (doolargh)
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Mental energy, like other forms of energy cannot be created or destroyed. You can't just make bad or good moods dissapear unless something changes them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i7xmhb/mental_energy_like_other_forms_of_energy_cannot/ (EnflamedHuevos)
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Living pay check to pay check is not being able to level up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i7x6wx/living_pay_check_to_pay_check_is_not_being_able/ (moneybot13)
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Your Phone probably has more Applications installed than your computer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i7wley/your_phone_probably_has_more_applications/ (himanshu03vsk)
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if we had an actual pandimic we would lose our shit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i7wedi/if_we_had_an_actual_pandimic_we_would_lose_our/ (psychosikhomie)
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Some trees haven’t been touched by a human yet, like the top branches or leaves. You could be the first human to touch it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i7w9t6/some_trees_havent_been_touched_by_a_human_yet/ (wendallbear)
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In order to fall asleep, you have to pretend to be asleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i7vl49/in_order_to_fall_asleep_you_have_to_pretend_to_be/ (Anay28)
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Nothing is on fire, fire is on things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i7vh8z/nothing_is_on_fire_fire_is_on_things/ (Anay28)
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Technically, wolverine can't do any wrist movements because of the claws resting inside. He would need to take out his claws in order to move his wrists freely.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i7twdc/technically_wolverine_cant_do_any_wrist_movements/ (starhawk7)
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According to the butterfly effect, your next sneeze might set off a chain of events that leads to humanity winning against a robot uprising and in a last effort to kill all the humans and take over the world, the robots will send a terminator into the past to kill you before you sneeze

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i7tsx5/according_to_the_butterfly_effect_your_next/ ([deleted])
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Every single thing bought CAN be classified as an electronic, since everthing has electrons

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i7tp7k/every_single_thing_bought_can_be_classified_as_an/ (ErrorInLoadingName)
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If genders were completely equal, women and children first wouldn‘t be valuable anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i7tazb/if_genders_were_completely_equal_women_and/ (tagtikker)
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In 1 million years, the xxi century may be part of prehistory

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i7t5up/in_1_million_years_the_xxi_century_may_be_part_of/ (aggravitas)
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You never liked a food 100% of its lifetime (unless you like shit)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i7syvc/you_never_liked_a_food_100_of_its_lifetime_unless/ (lejhindary4444)
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If you hear the gunshot, it didn’t kill you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i7srn6/if_you_hear_the_gunshot_it_didnt_kill_you/ (jessesaxophone)
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Beeping out or censoring the word "f*ck" doesn't hide the vulgarity but instead emphazises it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i7s94a/beeping_out_or_censoring_the_word_fck_doesnt_hide/ (RarestFlag)
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twitter is basically shower thoughts the website

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i7r1dt/twitter_is_basically_shower_thoughts_the_website/ (Tekniqly)
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Sometime in the near future we will all be getting the same iniections

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i7q44f/sometime_in_the_near_future_we_will_all_be/ ([deleted])
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There is no Asian representation in Avatar The Last Airbender brocade Asia does not exist, only the four nations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i7lz3l/there_is_no_asian_representation_in_avatar_the/ (phazitor)
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The front of a burger is determined by the first bite.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i7lczm/the_front_of_a_burger_is_determined_by_the_first/ (FldNtrlst)
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Tic tacs and Kit Kat’s are opposite of each other

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i7kv3d/tic_tacs_and_kit_kats_are_opposite_of_each_other/ (Zhiiinnaaaa)
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Cheating is natural, We're all just selfish

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i7knj9/cheating_is_natural_were_all_just_selfish/ (usernamewastaken-_-)
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If we could somehow find a way to respawn, it would seriously damage any business dealing with keeping people healthy/alive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i7kl44/if_we_could_somehow_find_a_way_to_respawn_it/ (TotallyIneptWeeb)
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There’s probably a lot of cool species that aren’t in the fossil record simply because their bodies composition wasn’t easily preserved

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i7jtil/theres_probably_a_lot_of_cool_species_that_arent/ (Lowspec_Matt)
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Trevor Noah sucks ass

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i7jsz4/trevor_noah_sucks_ass/ (Bryftw)
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Some conspiracy theories are done for the sole purpose of trolling

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i7jat7/some_conspiracy_theories_are_done_for_the_sole/ (alandakillah123)
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Filling a car up with gas all the way may not be wise because of the extra weight you add to it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i7i52n/filling_a_car_up_with_gas_all_the_way_may_not_be/ (spatial-death)
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Razor companies prevented a lot of horrible accidents by placing the blade horizontally and not vertically as it would look similar to a toothbrush.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i7fbz5/razor_companies_prevented_a_lot_of_horrible/ (TsimBouki)
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Cannibals would know if men's meat tastes different from women's meat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i7f7or/cannibals_would_know_if_mens_meat_tastes/ (nubeals)
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You can still wish happy birthday when you're late but you can't wish in advance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i7f4rx/you_can_still_wish_happy_birthday_when_youre_late/ (hillenium)
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The only thing worse than seeing your loved ones grow old is not getting to see your loved ones grow old

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i7f4jz/the_only_thing_worse_than_seeing_your_loved_ones/ (allthekos)
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A majority of resisting arrest was a result of cops literally murdering the suspects in the process.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i7d5ax/a_majority_of_resisting_arrest_was_a_result_of/ (Black_m0ngoose)
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Post COVID, is public supposed to just forget we are spitting on each other when we talk?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i7cxf2/post_covid_is_public_supposed_to_just_forget_we/ (Visvire)
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Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed potatoes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i7cld6/your_stomach_thinks_all_potatoes_are_mashed/ (GildDigger)
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Ditchwater is full of tiny living creatures, and is not at all dull.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i7bhql/ditchwater_is_full_of_tiny_living_creatures_and/ (halpscar)
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Mario is one of biggest simps ever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i7avvg/mario_is_one_of_biggest_simps_ever/ (NippleTickle10)
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You've probably avoided death many times without knowing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i797qj/youve_probably_avoided_death_many_times_without/ (funnyguy696969)
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Humans are planets to the microbial world that live in and on our bodies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i77aeq/humans_are_planets_to_the_microbial_world_that/ (newtypexvii17)
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Thechnicly a 18 year old can legally adopt a 17 year old

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i76lzn/thechnicly_a_18_year_old_can_legally_adopt_a_17/ (scally_waggy)
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Farts are ghosts of your food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i740be/farts_are_ghosts_of_your_food/ (JackGolondria)
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All digital art is technically pixel art

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i73pdi/all_digital_art_is_technically_pixel_art/ (Sushy_647)
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All waves seem to bread in the same direction

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i73ng1/all_waves_seem_to_bread_in_the_same_direction/ (wj7_02)
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The Bible is the ultimate fake news.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i73mo8/the_bible_is_the_ultimate_fake_news/ (chingaloooo)
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An average person is closer to being homeless than he is to become a millionaire.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i71z07/an_average_person_is_closer_to_being_homeless/ (NSFWSoftwareEngineer)
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It's impossible to stick your tongue out while having your eyeballs looking up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i7056h/its_impossible_to_stick_your_tongue_out_while/ (Burianaboi)
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Professional sports are the only place where throwing punches at your coworkers may not result in a court date or having to find a new job.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i6znvh/professional_sports_are_the_only_place_where/ (werbear40)
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One day, GTA V will be the minigame in the loading screen of a game.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i6zh5w/one_day_gta_v_will_be_the_minigame_in_the_loading/ (R3dNaX7)
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People who do great things are often people who don’t compromise their work, but the people who don’t compromise are the people who lose everyone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i6zfsi/people_who_do_great_things_are_often_people_who/ (hungrynconfused)
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Souls carry our previous lives experience.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i6x1fd/souls_carry_our_previous_lives_experience/ (RaveD2)
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The grass is always greenest on your social media page.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i6tp04/the_grass_is_always_greenest_on_your_social_media/ (Thereal_DE12)
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The amount of items in an object is that objects resolution

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i6t6sz/the_amount_of_items_in_an_object_is_that_objects/ (WhyYesIamHuman)
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Keep An Eye On The UK

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i6r4tz/keep_an_eye_on_the_uk/ (Spuddious)
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Children are the worlds highest sugar consumers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i6r4da/children_are_the_worlds_highest_sugar_consumers/ (greenyellowandblue)
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Blind people are the only people who date solely based on personality

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i6pji6/blind_people_are_the_only_people_who_date_solely/ (_Lzk)
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Laxatives are a threat to the mobile gaming industry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i6pgnx/laxatives_are_a_threat_to_the_mobile_gaming/ (StormOfTheVoid)
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"FFFFFF" in Hex color code is, "white," so when you get a bunch of people in a string pressing F to pay respects, they as a team are saying, "white," which is also a funeral color.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i6p2t9/ffffff_in_hex_color_code_is_white_so_when_you_get/ (BravewardSweden)
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Most people start and end their life on a bed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i6p15k/most_people_start_and_end_their_life_on_a_bed/ (actually_a_sheep)
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Your brain is incredibly good at adjusting to talking speed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i6o1l5/your_brain_is_incredibly_good_at_adjusting_to/ (Tokyo3amnightsprint)
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The most in need for a massage is a massage therapist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i6ni59/the_most_in_need_for_a_massage_is_a_massage/ (minaQ24)
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One day, your parents kept you down and never picked you up again...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i6mub7/one_day_your_parents_kept_you_down_and_never/ (ButterCup_1995)
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Many people eat the same thing for breakfast daily, but refuse to eat the same thing for dinner two nights in a row

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i6lqoi/many_people_eat_the_same_thing_for_breakfast/ (Original_Diamond_235)
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Fish have explored more of the earth than humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i6k40n/fish_have_explored_more_of_the_earth_than_humans/ (Partnumber)
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Prime numbers are 2, 3, 5 and the numbers that seem strange. like 7 looks stranger than 8 or 9

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i6jolk/prime_numbers_are_2_3_5_and_the_numbers_that_seem/ (ruathr)
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Strip clubs are for real life simps

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i6joa1/strip_clubs_are_for_real_life_simps/ (GhzU)
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Giants are a myth to us, but house cats really live in a world populated by felines so big that their faces are the size of a domesticated cat's entire body

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i6jnni/giants_are_a_myth_to_us_but_house_cats_really/ (ChardonnayQueen)
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Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll end up in jail... if he can't afford a meal he afford a fishing license or to pay the fines for fishing without one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i6jmnp/give_a_man_a_fish_and_hell_eat_for_a_day_teach_a/ (Some_Asshole_Said)
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Animals probably get songs stuck in their head too

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i6i6xa/animals_probably_get_songs_stuck_in_their_head_too/ (c_h_a_r_)
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Babies are totally biodegradable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i6hcnl/babies_are_totally_biodegradable/ (cadagricomiguel)
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Most videos online are funny until you realize whoever created them most likely took 50+ takes to get it right.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i6fwin/most_videos_online_are_funny_until_you_realize/ (Lukalastrat)
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Bill GATES named his operating system WINDOWS. So it's Gates & Windows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i6cnag/bill_gates_named_his_operating_system_windows_so/ (Ahamdan94)
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Pets have no clue of how spoiled they'd be if they could ask stuff.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i67acu/pets_have_no_clue_of_how_spoiled_theyd_be_if_they/ (trudel69)
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When you scroll up the text scrolls down, when you scroll down the text scrolls up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i675ha/when_you_scroll_up_the_text_scrolls_down_when_you/ (Desenbigh)
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Gravity is a pervert, it’s always trying to push down your pants.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i66m87/gravity_is_a_pervert_its_always_trying_to_push/ (thatrandomanimeman)
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Bigotry is the intolerance of others opinions or views, so being intolerant of bigots is still bigotry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i65e9d/bigotry_is_the_intolerance_of_others_opinions_or/ (aallen1993)
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People crave validation and attention, yet staring is considered rude

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i61vuq/people_crave_validation_and_attention_yet_staring/ (ARealFool)
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Nobody really knew the lyrics of a song before the internet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i617zs/nobody_really_knew_the_lyrics_of_a_song_before/ (zeldathunder82)
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Snow White's Breath Smelled Like Shit When She Was Kissed By The Prince

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i609b0/snow_whites_breath_smelled_like_shit_when_she_was/ (WeezerFan234)
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The common perception is that garlic stinks, but if you add it to the food you are cooking everyone will comment on how good it smells

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i5z1bv/the_common_perception_is_that_garlic_stinks_but/ (Kusioo)
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Smurfs are blue because of veins

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i5y310/smurfs_are_blue_because_of_veins/ (69confusedgeese)
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If there was no gravity, toilets would suck

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i5xtx3/if_there_was_no_gravity_toilets_would_suck/ (probook)
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When you sleep you maybe see someone else's memory or even you're own from the future or past

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i5w40t/when_you_sleep_you_maybe_see_someone_elses_memory/ (prosoldierreal)
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If robots do take over, they are most likely going to prioritize killing gamers first since we've killed countless AI.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i5t62l/if_robots_do_take_over_they_are_most_likely_going/ (Lord_Azian)
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Internet ads that preemptively chastise you for skipping them makes it easier to decide to actually skip them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i5q6g5/internet_ads_that_preemptively_chastise_you_for/ (zipflop)
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If you see a pretty girl at a water park, she’s actually that pretty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i5o8kn/if_you_see_a_pretty_girl_at_a_water_park_shes/ (TheMaskedGeode)
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Every dog you see in videos before the 2000s is dead...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i5nhc0/every_dog_you_see_in_videos_before_the_2000s_is/ (ScratchyG)
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Ellen Degenerate is the opposite of Gordon Ramsey. Nice on TV and horrible in reality.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i5n79g/ellen_degenerate_is_the_opposite_of_gordon_ramsey/ (neroanon)
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The person who serves a bench minor in the NHL (too many men on the ice) must be, in the coaches opinion, the most expendable player.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i5lq9u/the_person_who_serves_a_bench_minor_in_the_nhl/ (Anonymous-1234567890)
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There would be a lot less people if sex was not fun, only exercise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i5lohe/there_would_be_a_lot_less_people_if_sex_was_not/ (Boss_Boggs)
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In the future people with Alzheimer’s probably ramble about video games and horror movies from their youth, which will be kinda creepy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i5lnyt/in_the_future_people_with_alzheimers_probably/ (Lum1nar)
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All potatoes are mashed potatoes to your stomach

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i5lmvn/all_potatoes_are_mashed_potatoes_to_your_stomach/ (onlycamsarez28)
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It is impossible to do nothing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i5l2ut/it_is_impossible_to_do_nothing/ (real_dantrm)
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Whales must be scared of beaches in the same way we're scared of heights

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i5kt31/whales_must_be_scared_of_beaches_in_the_same_way/ (FranzPorter)
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If we also had to pick up our dogs pee, most people probably wouldn't have dogs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i5jzbs/if_we_also_had_to_pick_up_our_dogs_pee_most/ (zackarylef)
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When a married couple hit each other it's domestic abuse, but when siblings hit each other it's sibling rivalry/bonding.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i5jkza/when_a_married_couple_hit_each_other_its_domestic/ (-EST_19XX-)
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When eating ribs, the ribs are actually the part you don't eat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i5ic86/when_eating_ribs_the_ribs_are_actually_the_part/ (Jimathay)
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Art imitates the human perception.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i5i708/art_imitates_the_human_perception/ (selectmarlboro)
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Spiders have book lungs, which technically makes them libraries

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i5hj4w/spiders_have_book_lungs_which_technically_makes/ (magnament)
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When porn stars are getting naked, they are actually getting dressed for work

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i5e0tw/when_porn_stars_are_getting_naked_they_are/ (Sir_Sesh_Lord)
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Dad humor is eventually going to be known as grandpa humor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i5cgdy/dad_humor_is_eventually_going_to_be_known_as/ (justthatguyTy)
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We are afraid of snakes because they are afraid of us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i5bg8q/we_are_afraid_of_snakes_because_they_are_afraid/ (OXtelevizija)
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If you wake up by being punched you got knocked conscious.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i5a4p7/if_you_wake_up_by_being_punched_you_got_knocked/ (joshfaulk225)
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Bill Gates could buy like so many oysters

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i59sml/bill_gates_could_buy_like_so_many_oysters/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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No one has ever looked sexy while doing the chicken dance

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i58fty/no_one_has_ever_looked_sexy_while_doing_the/ (dulcineadoll)
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The later you stay up the earlier it gets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i501g4/the_later_you_stay_up_the_earlier_it_gets/ (Imaginator127)
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If you have a child with a sibling of yours, there's a chance of it becoming exactly one of your parents.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i4xbo7/if_you_have_a_child_with_a_sibling_of_yours/ (emiliokknonfake)
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It's weird that we trust Bill Gates on anything related to the medical field, given that he has zero medical training and is a college dropout. His only "qualification" is money.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i4xbnx/its_weird_that_we_trust_bill_gates_on_anything/ (SnoodleBooper)
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Mothers Day and Fathers Day only exist to congratulate parents on unprotected sex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i4x3xs/mothers_day_and_fathers_day_only_exist_to/ (I-like-to-eat-kids)
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At least a few of the accused criminals on shows like dateline, 20/20, etc. are innocent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i4vydc/at_least_a_few_of_the_accused_criminals_on_shows/ (Jokes-Are-Funny)
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You can't make a transparent picture with your phone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i4usdg/you_cant_make_a_transparent_picture_with_your/ (nt1soc)
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An amoeba multiplies by dividing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i4tw4r/an_amoeba_multiplies_by_dividing/ (sarangifiedd)
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Genghis Khan’s pull out game is famously weak.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i4tdmh/genghis_khans_pull_out_game_is_famously_weak/ (DrChumbleSpuzz)
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Everyone is busy doing homework

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i4tbus/everyone_is_busy_doing_homework/ (lambojam)
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We can only live for a few minutes, but breathing resets the timer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i4sfv1/we_can_only_live_for_a_few_minutes_but_breathing/ (iMemegod)
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Sometimes, when a chicken is sitting it is really laying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i4ryno/sometimes_when_a_chicken_is_sitting_it_is_really/ (Johnatomy)
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Some things give nostalgia even though you don't know what the fuck is that

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i4rras/some_things_give_nostalgia_even_though_you_dont/ (Artisticspawm)
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We have been saying "Unthaw" our whole lives, when in reality "thaw" is all we need.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i4ps6r/we_have_been_saying_unthaw_our_whole_lives_when/ (Trumpet6789)
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roads you grew up on are seen as memories rather than a street

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i4pna1/roads_you_grew_up_on_are_seen_as_memories_rather/ (holycupcakess)
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Just imagine the sheer volume of ideas that have transpired by all of us getting lost in an open flame throughout history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i4p7xd/just_imagine_the_sheer_volume_of_ideas_that_have/ (Drew286)
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Freedom cannot be defined.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i4mqp9/freedom_cannot_be_defined/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Technology is the fountain of youth. It's making us kids for longer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i4l191/technology_is_the_fountain_of_youth_its_making_us/ (LtSplinter)
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Humans would save so much water if we were all bald

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i4ktsb/humans_would_save_so_much_water_if_we_were_all/ (doombot9)
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There are the same amount of numbers between one and two, and one and infinity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i4ko8g/there_are_the_same_amount_of_numbers_between_one/ (asianrunnerboi)
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Not only did the brain label itself, but it came up with a label that it can dissociate itself from whenever it talks about itself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i4kkph/not_only_did_the_brain_label_itself_but_it_came/ (vexed_chexmix)
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To show you how much they hate loud noises and body shaming, Planet Fitness plays the loudest noise legally permissible and shames anyone making noise at their gym.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i4jrp5/to_show_you_how_much_they_hate_loud_noises_and/ (Nate_TeamBST)
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Anything made by humans is not artificial, but natural. Since we are the product of the nature as well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i4je83/anything_made_by_humans_is_not_artificial_but/ (VerdGehirn)
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Most of the people who rely on comments to buy things online, have never rated the product after buying it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i4ghqi/most_of_the_people_who_rely_on_comments_to_buy/ (ara_bella_)
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Saying that someone is one in a million could be a compliment or an insult

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i4gh5j/saying_that_someone_is_one_in_a_million_could_be/ (TheStudyOfWombology)
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Someone who writes “Your stupid” closes the argumentation fairly quickly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i4f2vb/someone_who_writes_your_stupid_closes_the/ (Dadou02)
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As oil makes food crispy, so too it makes them soggy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i4ec7c/as_oil_makes_food_crispy_so_too_it_makes_them/ (Mr_Westerfield)
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Make alpha go play flappy bird.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i4dicz/make_alpha_go_play_flappy_bird/ (jasonfromcn)
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Most of us can't wash our back in the shower.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i4ddhk/most_of_us_cant_wash_our_back_in_the_shower/ (sksksk1989)
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You can tell who worked in food\retail by how they treat people who work in food\retail.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i4bhd3/you_can_tell_who_worked_in_foodretail_by_how_they/ (riphitter)
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Puppets are technically alive. They have bone muscle and blood inside of them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i4auzf/puppets_are_technically_alive_they_have_bone/ (Chexreflect)
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New college students don't get the Freshman-20 this year. Instead they get the Quanrantine-20.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i49eax/new_college_students_dont_get_the_freshman20_this/ (Ye_Olde_DM)
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You take a shit...but leave it behind

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i49e3x/you_take_a_shitbut_leave_it_behind/ (Fuckinglizardking13)
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Everything seems quieter when it's dark.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i48nap/everything_seems_quieter_when_its_dark/ (ddiioonnaa)
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If vampires were to naturally exist, they would most likely be a mosquito-human hybrid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i426h3/if_vampires_were_to_naturally_exist_they_would/ (g-prsct)
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Donuts are sweet soft bagels.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i3xnrq/donuts_are_sweet_soft_bagels/ (Lucassssyn)
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In the Pokémon universe they discovered how to bring fossils back to life and their first thought was to give them to a 10 year old to fight with

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i3uao9/in_the_pokémon_universe_they_discovered_how_to/ (Yuncus)
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Mirors may actually be portals to another dimension, but your reflection is an asshole and will block the way

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i3u3dy/mirors_may_actually_be_portals_to_another/ (YeetTime409)
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People who say ‘Name a better duo, I’ll wait’ must either have very little confidence in the duo they’ve put forward or have no problem waiting around.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i3rzik/people_who_say_name_a_better_duo_ill_wait_must/ (wjb2222)
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There is no such thing as "innocent until proven guilty" you are arrested because your guilt is suspected, cuffed and locked up until you prove your innocence. Presumed guilty until verified innocent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i3rmfv/there_is_no_such_thing_as_innocent_until_proven/ (BigFeet234)
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Things aren't the same once you realize every woman has had a penis in their mouth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i3rkka/things_arent_the_same_once_you_realize_every/ (eldestsauce)
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It's takes more devotion to kill for someone than to die for them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i3p8j8/its_takes_more_devotion_to_kill_for_someone_than/ (Jvarblow)
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Maybe the anti-maskers just have bad breath.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i3mqan/maybe_the_antimaskers_just_have_bad_breath/ (Blarnigan)
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Maybe the past seem to be filled with magic and miracles because we live in an updating game that is fixing bugs and exploit...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i3lbb6/maybe_the_past_seem_to_be_filled_with_magic_and/ (forest_faunus_)
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The irony of people who litter is that those people are trash

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i3iz84/the_irony_of_people_who_litter_is_that_those/ (Nano-75)
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Texting is low cost telepathy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i3guf4/texting_is_low_cost_telepathy/ (Busy_Host)
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If someone has a miscarriage, the fetus has lived for a negative amount of years

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i3e2be/if_someone_has_a_miscarriage_the_fetus_has_lived/ (picklesaremen)
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It's incredible the amount of autists here.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i38d94/its_incredible_the_amount_of_autists_here/ ([deleted])
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Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a dog

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i37xdk/money_cant_buy_you_happiness_but_it_can_buy_you_a/ (Frankplane)
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A fly swatter is the only tool you become once you pick it up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i37c3o/a_fly_swatter_is_the_only_tool_you_become_once/ (Hector4191)
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Master Chief might have a handlebar mustache.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i365ml/master_chief_might_have_a_handlebar_mustache/ (chiefflerpynerps)
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You've probably had a revolutionary idea but never told anyone because of self-doubt

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i33tti/youve_probably_had_a_revolutionary_idea_but_never/ (TeoLikesReddit)
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It’s hard to think of people on the Internet as real people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i31fw3/its_hard_to_think_of_people_on_the_internet_as/ (shittersfull244)
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At some point every superhero has to wage battle with himself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i309b8/at_some_point_every_superhero_has_to_wage_battle/ (big_macaroons)
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Being a very fast runner can have a big advantage in the MasterChef Kitchen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i2xtdu/being_a_very_fast_runner_can_have_a_big_advantage/ (THATguywhoisannoying)
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Innocence is when you don't know about sexual stuff. So sexual stuff is guilty pleasure.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i2xg1c/innocence_is_when_you_dont_know_about_sexual/ (-DivineGod-)
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Someone who goes to prison and then rehabilitates themself has more respect than someone who's never been arrested.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i2wbdf/someone_who_goes_to_prison_and_then_rehabilitates/ (Choiceofart)
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If you're famous for something bad, you're infamous, but for something good, you're still IN fame(ous)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i2w4ed/if_youre_famous_for_something_bad_youre_infamous/ (Amper_bam)
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Being a paranoid schizophrenic seeking psychological help has got to be a conundrum. If you're tortured by believing people are controlling your mind, for a person's advice to improve your health, you have to accept that all peoples minds are partially controlled by other people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i2u1hv/being_a_paranoid_schizophrenic_seeking/ (JustBTDubs)
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Memes are todays generations boomer comics.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i2syhj/memes_are_todays_generations_boomer_comics/ (ShortOnTime4)
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"The shit" and "shit" have opposite meanings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i2rdja/the_shit_and_shit_have_opposite_meanings/ (cadagricomiguel)
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You have never watched a movie from start to finish completely because you had to blink

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i2pamc/you_have_never_watched_a_movie_from_start_to/ (OmnitronU)
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You as a sperm fertilizing your moms egg is the first victory royale you ever had

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i2o8wl/you_as_a_sperm_fertilizing_your_moms_egg_is_the/ (sans667)
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Cigarette companies compete with each other to see who can kill their customers faster.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i2n2ho/cigarette_companies_compete_with_each_other_to/ (MysteriousBebsi)
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Letting ice cubes melt in your drink seems totally different from putting water in it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i2mc14/letting_ice_cubes_melt_in_your_drink_seems/ (Ficino_)
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If you’re in a basement, you’re “in Earth” but if you’re above the basement, you’re “on Earth”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i2ln5h/if_youre_in_a_basement_youre_in_earth_but_if/ (catalanz)
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Getting a wife is real life co-op mode

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i2gmha/getting_a_wife_is_real_life_coop_mode/ (PlsGiveMeFood-)
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If you think a friend disagreeing with you is beef, you really lack intellectual.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i2ftbg/if_you_think_a_friend_disagreeing_with_you_is/ (zyazzog)
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Somewhere in the world lies someone who has tried everything possible to become popular, but failed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i2f1q3/somewhere_in_the_world_lies_someone_who_has_tried/ (TeaReim)
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Men typically like to sit down when they have the option to, except when going pee, they prefer to stand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i2eknc/men_typically_like_to_sit_down_when_they_have_the/ (Rbk_3)
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At some point, you stop being a baby/toddler/child/teen, but once you’re an adult, that’s what you are for the rest of your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i2e4ys/at_some_point_you_stop_being_a/ (cuppa-confusion)
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Furniture just changes the level of the floor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i2ccq8/furniture_just_changes_the_level_of_the_floor/ (lolTurDy)
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It takes two to argue

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i2b68j/it_takes_two_to_argue/ (exoduscv)
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Eyes are the universe looking at itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i2b68i/eyes_are_the_universe_looking_at_itself/ (papapikey)
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The old you is younger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i294dk/the_old_you_is_younger/ (Serieve)
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We lower the volume of music in cars to see better or when we're lost

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i2765x/we_lower_the_volume_of_music_in_cars_to_see/ (going-on-empty)
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People who enjoy having more birthdays live longer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i25xri/people_who_enjoy_having_more_birthdays_live_longer/ (officiakimkardashian)
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The human memory is so bad, we need recaps for TV shows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i25ex6/the_human_memory_is_so_bad_we_need_recaps_for_tv/ (Micro_nin)
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There was probably an Einstein of cavemen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i24g93/there_was_probably_an_einstein_of_cavemen/ (JomadoSumabi)
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There are only two possible outcomes to meeting someone: they kill you or they don't

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i21pf8/there_are_only_two_possible_outcomes_to_meeting/ (StrangePolarBear)
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One day it will be an honor to meet a black person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i20ueg/one_day_it_will_be_an_honor_to_meet_a_black_person/ (lowblast)
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Rent is a tax that poor people pay to rich people for the right to live in society.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i1ygm5/rent_is_a_tax_that_poor_people_pay_to_rich_people/ (hellhathnomercy)
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Wives of criminals can confront their husbands on their deepest crimes with no physical power or protection but trust in their stare to be left untouched, and it works

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i1xhup/wives_of_criminals_can_confront_their_husbands_on/ (rifleman209)
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dnd must be pretty boring in a universe like Game Of Throne or Lord Of The Ring

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i1x3r9/dnd_must_be_pretty_boring_in_a_universe_like_game/ (BipolarWolf44)
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"Slow and steady wins the race" works for a lot of things but not in an actual race.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i1vto9/slow_and_steady_wins_the_race_works_for_a_lot_of/ (Snewicman)
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Extensive lists of foods that are toxic to animals really prove how insanely adaptive the human digestive system is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i1v0rr/extensive_lists_of_foods_that_are_toxic_to/ (AllBadAnswers)
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We use Q-tips for ears, never for our noses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i1us4n/we_use_qtips_for_ears_never_for_our_noses/ (rover321)
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Consciousness is the aiming device attached to an observer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i1u745/consciousness_is_the_aiming_device_attached_to_an/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Cigarette companies kill their best customers and condom companies kill their future customers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i1teks/cigarette_companies_kill_their_best_customers_and/ (MrBoiPjay)
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You will never find out how your Death Certificate will look like

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i1p6b3/you_will_never_find_out_how_your_death/ (TeaReim)
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K is one of the most reactive elements and K is the least reactive reply to a text

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i1nyqt/k_is_one_of_the_most_reactive_elements_and_k_is/ (Tis_CaptainDeadpool)
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"Never Gonna Give You Up" doesn't have 1 billion views, despite its immense popularity, because people tend to only watch the first few seconds before realizing they've been set up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i1k0p4/never_gonna_give_you_up_doesnt_have_1_billion/ (MarvelGeek5321)
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Amusement parks would sound terrifying without music

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i1jdup/amusement_parks_would_sound_terrifying_without/ (34345mail)
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Due to Earth’s rotation, nobody has actually been at a complete standstill

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i1ijdw/due_to_earths_rotation_nobody_has_actually_been/ (delishousmemes)
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Take off your clothes sounds more sexual than get naked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i1hiwr/take_off_your_clothes_sounds_more_sexual_than_get/ (mcpollo432)
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Supposedly lawless areas often seem to have more restrictions and laws than lawful places.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i1gcml/supposedly_lawless_areas_often_seem_to_have_more/ (UnknownSubmarine)
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Most people could identify an artificial fruit flavor more quickly than they could identify a real fruit flavor

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i1gcmj/most_people_could_identify_an_artificial_fruit/ (Verymoreish2000)
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Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly coming to a stop, that’s what gets you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i1fkp4/speed_has_never_killed_anyone_suddenly_coming_to/ (PICKLEOFDOOOM)
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Car dealerships are MLMs for men.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i1f63l/car_dealerships_are_mlms_for_men/ (songofsuccubus)
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Everything is salty to fish and they don't even know it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i1f4mu/everything_is_salty_to_fish_and_they_dont_even/ (FairlyCharming)
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Not all fish know that they're wet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i1eewm/not_all_fish_know_that_theyre_wet/ (firegate2233)
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You know, procrastination starts with "pro" ... don't see a "con" in there. Everyone who told us procrastination was bad obviously didn't weigh the pros and cons.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i1a1ym/you_know_procrastination_starts_with_pro_dont_see/ (subbylittlepuppy)
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Far into the future will all races be gone and everyone will be mixed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i19prg/far_into_the_future_will_all_races_be_gone_and/ (GlennPurpleLeauge)
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You can tell a lot about a couple’s relationship by watching them walk together.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i18g7j/you_can_tell_a_lot_about_a_couples_relationship/ (GentleLion2Tigress)
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Inspector Gadget is probably great in bed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i182d9/inspector_gadget_is_probably_great_in_bed/ (the_trappster)
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Saying chicken breasts is all fine and dandy but saying chicken boobs isn't.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i14iue/saying_chicken_breasts_is_all_fine_and_dandy_but/ (Tom2Tom2005)
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The Popular/Trending on Netfix category keeps getting worse and worse as people run out of actual good content to watch

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i129mr/the_populartrending_on_netfix_category_keeps/ (spotthehoodedfang)
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When you're a kid, your parents get embarrassed by how you act at restaurants. When you're older, you get embarrassed by how your parents act at restaurants.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i11oh3/when_youre_a_kid_your_parents_get_embarrassed_by/ (Dilcher)
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The pandemic has really changed social norms. I’d rather fart than sneeze or cough in public

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i111g3/the_pandemic_has_really_changed_social_norms_id/ (spoople11)
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The only thing worse than finding your mom's dildo is finding your dad's dildo

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i10n4p/the_only_thing_worse_than_finding_your_moms_dildo/ (TheyCallMeDrAsshole)
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If you were truly immortal, eventually the only thing that you would truly care about having is death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i0zmk3/if_you_were_truly_immortal_eventually_the_only/ (acadoe)
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Fire escapes probably aren't used to escape fires as much as people think.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i0z0vw/fire_escapes_probably_arent_used_to_escape_fires/ (Fireflyfever)
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The average number on the number line is infinitely long

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i0yjby/the_average_number_on_the_number_line_is/ (Y0urs1lv3rch1ld)
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Eventually, Bruce Wayne will be portrayed as a trillionaire.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i0y45b/eventually_bruce_wayne_will_be_portrayed_as_a/ (thrill_gates)
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Everything is BigFoot, if you’re an Idiot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i0xesx/everything_is_bigfoot_if_youre_an_idiot/ (van217)
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It’s impossible to think “uhhhhh” whole closing your lips

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i0x0db/its_impossible_to_think_uhhhhh_whole_closing_your/ (Pianomann69)
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Adding "not clickbait!" to a link's title makes it more clickbaity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i0wwq3/adding_not_clickbait_to_a_links_title_makes_it/ (Nukemarine)
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We don't find our own farts more bearable because they smell any more appealing, it's simply the knowledge that it came from your own asshole that is comforting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i0v6vj/we_dont_find_our_own_farts_more_bearable_because/ (MooseInNoose)
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A person who studies a second language enough to become fluent in it probably understands how the language functions at a basic level much better than a lot of native speakers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i0uajl/a_person_who_studies_a_second_language_enough_to/ (arcsin1323)
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FOREVER is a variable until the universe reaches the end.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i0uahc/forever_is_a_variable_until_the_universe_reaches/ (PhD3DP)
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All lives really do matter, though.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i0u6ym/all_lives_really_do_matter_though/ (extrahate)
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If you're trying to beat an AI, you must remember that AI's have the mind of children

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i0tw0a/if_youre_trying_to_beat_an_ai_you_must_remember/ (BeyndThRainbowForest)
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There almost definitely were old men after Prohibition was repealed who complained that liquor was never the same as it was back in the old times and all the young people were lightweights.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i0tgqw/there_almost_definitely_were_old_men_after/ (Zebra-Pantz)
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There almost definitely were old men after Prohibition was repealed who complained that liquor was never the same as it was back in the old times and all the young people were lightweights.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i0tgkh/there_almost_definitely_were_old_men_after/ (Zebra-Pantz)
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If you are ugly, you are ugly, don't talk about inner beauty, men don't carry x-rays, to see your inner beauty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i0t96l/if_you_are_ugly_you_are_ugly_dont_talk_about/ (xcres)
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Any art you make can be a "self portrait" if you just don't give a f*ck

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i0t6yj/any_art_you_make_can_be_a_self_portrait_if_you/ (GlutonForPUNishment)
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Women can get casual sex pretty easily but struggle to find someone who wants to be in a committed relationship but men struggle to get casual sex and find it easier to be in a committed relationship.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i0t41p/women_can_get_casual_sex_pretty_easily_but/ (moefromcompton)
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You pass your death anniversary every year without knowing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i0t00f/you_pass_your_death_anniversary_every_year/ (Oyounes)
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In 50 years, Instead of colourising black and white photos, we’ll be removing filters to reveal the “original” photo.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i0szt7/in_50_years_instead_of_colourising_black_and/ (haveyoureddit-)
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"Ah ha" moments usually occur in the shower, because that is when people are not distracted by technology.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i0ryez/ah_ha_moments_usually_occur_in_the_shower_because/ (mr_dopi)
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You never see neighbors bringing in groceries.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i0rtp6/you_never_see_neighbors_bringing_in_groceries/ (Winnie70823)
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A super-intelligent AI would probably see Chess as intellectually pointless as we see Tic-Tac-Toe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i0rtne/a_superintelligent_ai_would_probably_see_chess_as/ (emanserua)
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A fort made of pillows are cozy, a room with padded walls is the opposite.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i0rtas/a_fort_made_of_pillows_are_cozy_a_room_with/ (Mild_Savage)
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If moths like light so much, why do they only come out at night

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i0rt1z/if_moths_like_light_so_much_why_do_they_only_come/ ([deleted])
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Everyone thinks their sexual desires are so taboo or unusual when in reality it is probably one of the most common shared traits amongst people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i0rsml/everyone_thinks_their_sexual_desires_are_so_taboo/ (harris_music)
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It sucks to have a wet dream and not remember any of it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i0rrfm/it_sucks_to_have_a_wet_dream_and_not_remember_any/ (SaintMuffins)
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Anyone who laughs when they are happy about something (as opposed to just when something is funny) is evil

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i0rpuz/anyone_who_laughs_when_they_are_happy_about/ (Mikeg90805)
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Your face wash is also your hand wash.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i0rptc/your_face_wash_is_also_your_hand_wash/ (ruchirguitar)
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The surest sign that there is intelligent life out there is that they didn’t come to visit us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i0r8jz/the_surest_sign_that_there_is_intelligent_life/ (Soulsborne28)
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If you post awards are useless, chances are you will get a shit ton of awards

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i0pvsf/if_you_post_awards_are_useless_chances_are_you/ (littlefire248)
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It's impossible to not have any accent. It just depends on where you are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i0ps5h/its_impossible_to_not_have_any_accent_it_just/ (YellowMenace123)
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Apes don't have feet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i0nbch/apes_dont_have_feet/ (BasicRedditor1997)
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Sometimes you look back on how you became friends with a certain person and can't remember anything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i0k6aw/sometimes_you_look_back_on_how_you_became_friends/ (MythicalHorse)
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The last day of your life won't be 24 hours long.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i0k1zn/the_last_day_of_your_life_wont_be_24_hours_long/ (vasir23)
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Parents really hate peppa pig

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i0h6sn/parents_really_hate_peppa_pig/ (joaaaaaannnofdarc)
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There’s a finite amount of flavors of food your tongue can produce.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i0h18u/theres_a_finite_amount_of_flavors_of_food_your/ (itsmiichristine)
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"Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of "Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i0gaqf/go_to_bed_youll_feel_better_in_the_morning_is_the/ (KeyboardCranberry)
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The word extraordinary is weird, because if you break it up it’s just extra ordinary and what’s so special about extra ordinary, if something was extra ordinary wouldn’t it be less special

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i0g2mr/the_word_extraordinary_is_weird_because_if_you/ (WarsawWarHero)
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People can't stand being in a wheel chair

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i0dc15/people_cant_stand_being_in_a_wheel_chair/ (DuckOH33)
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People wouldn't mind mosquitoes as much if their bites weren't so damn itchy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i0d8rf/people_wouldnt_mind_mosquitoes_as_much_if_their/ (iRonicH15)
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If you are in an accident shortly after donating blood, bleeding out could be an issue

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i0d7wx/if_you_are_in_an_accident_shortly_after_donating/ (cryptoxbc)
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The fact that we have such a strong sense such as tasting is mind blowing. There's flavors that you haven't tasted before; possibly billions. You probably haven't tasted your favorite food yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i0d7r5/the_fact_that_we_have_such_a_strong_sense_such_as/ (ProktosRS)
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All Guns are holy, because they always make holes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i0d6m9/all_guns_are_holy_because_they_always_make_holes/ (zrndo)
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Probably Most people who post showers thoughts, aren’t thoughts they had while showering

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i0d6m6/probably_most_people_who_post_showers_thoughts/ (Tachanka_Main_)
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Someone could confess to murder on a comment and we’d think it’s a joke.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i0d65o/someone_could_confess_to_murder_on_a_comment_and/ (KushiroCarjis)
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Toyota sells their cars to people that don’t particularly care about cars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i0d5yg/toyota_sells_their_cars_to_people_that_dont/ (lachlan-mattinson)
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You aren’t paid according to how hard you work, but according to how hard you are to replace

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i0d5qe/you_arent_paid_according_to_how_hard_you_work_but/ ([deleted])
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The Force is the true enemy of all people in the Star Wars universe. The constant struggle to find balance has led to nigh on endless suffering for all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i0d5n1/the_force_is_the_true_enemy_of_all_people_in_the/ (Bigvynee)
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Throwing up a little bit in your mouth is the mouth version of a shart.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i09d9m/throwing_up_a_little_bit_in_your_mouth_is_the/ (AceMcClean)
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If there is a creator of the universe then scientists in fields such as physics or biology are reverse engineers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i099by/if_there_is_a_creator_of_the_universe_then/ (dontfactcheckthis)
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Due To How Procrastination Works, If you have something to do on your mind. Your brain immediately goes to do something else, take that to your advantage, like go to do laundry or get your work done, than when you're done with everything else, all you have to do is finish your work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i093k3/due_to_how_procrastination_works_if_you_have/ (Nagragatzi)
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The word “bed” looks like a bed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i093ef/the_word_bed_looks_like_a_bed/ (Buck_Morrison88)
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Being dissapointed at only getting 9 chicken nuggets at mcdonalds is the definition of first world problems

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i091nb/being_dissapointed_at_only_getting_9_chicken/ (BigNibbaSucc)
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Scott Pilgrim was the only normal one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i06p3a/scott_pilgrim_was_the_only_normal_one/ (Shaggywaffle)
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If milk always curdles in our stomach

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i06ev9/if_milk_always_curdles_in_our_stomach/ (APersonWhomReddits)
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Denying Evolution is the same as saying kids don’t take after their parents.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i06ao5/denying_evolution_is_the_same_as_saying_kids_dont/ (stefan715)
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By eating a pretzel stick you are eating a tiny loaf of bread.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i063ic/by_eating_a_pretzel_stick_you_are_eating_a_tiny/ (Jett728)
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‘Y’ rhymes with ‘alibi’ but not ‘ugly’

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i061hs/y_rhymes_with_alibi_but_not_ugly/ (forevereverforeverev)
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If all life on Earth is part of the tree of life then we are all cannibals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i060lk/if_all_life_on_earth_is_part_of_the_tree_of_life/ (Fuckyousantorum)
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Don't half-ass anything. Whole-ass everything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i05rnr/dont_halfass_anything_wholeass_everything/ (clairsentientbeing)
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Anti-maskers are probably also anti-condom

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i05rcr/antimaskers_are_probably_also_anticondom/ (doggolover482)
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To an extraterrestrial observer looking at earth, technology would appear to be part of the “natural world”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i05rbm/to_an_extraterrestrial_observer_looking_at_earth/ (harris_music)
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The world will probably never be fully inhabited since there are people living on the ISS

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i05r7b/the_world_will_probably_never_be_fully_inhabited/ (CoffeeDepresso)
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Porn is the only movie genre we can watch without sound and it doesn't bother us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i05p5u/porn_is_the_only_movie_genre_we_can_watch_without/ (Wraith305)
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If the Jedi just sent someone to check on Anakin's mom then Star Wars likely wouldn't have happened.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i05knf/if_the_jedi_just_sent_someone_to_check_on_anakins/ (JayNotAtAll)
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There's no use of video calling John Cena.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i05iyw/theres_no_use_of_video_calling_john_cena/ (headlight_)
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There's probably a bang bros and a fake taxi car in the Cars Universe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i05gtc/theres_probably_a_bang_bros_and_a_fake_taxi_car/ (TheTrainDogFox)
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Spiders catch bugs with webs made of digested bugs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i05fnl/spiders_catch_bugs_with_webs_made_of_digested_bugs/ (YourMrFahrenheit)
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People need to start reading signs or we'll be literally and figuratively going nowhere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i05e78/people_need_to_start_reading_signs_or_well_be/ (solemnversifier)
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It is obvious fidget spinners were going to fall out of favor due to their target demographic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i05cmb/it_is_obvious_fidget_spinners_were_going_to_fall/ (zekesnack)
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You can travel in a West or East direction forever, but you can only go so far North or South.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i05bys/you_can_travel_in_a_west_or_east_direction/ (CyberOGa3)
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There are many Einstein’s out there. They just haven’t been given the opportunity to be caught in the perfect storm of circumstance, to be activated to their full potential.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i05ak7/there_are_many_einsteins_out_there_they_just/ (pixel-destroyer)
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Some people take drugs to hallucinate while others take drugs to stop hallucinations

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i056xv/some_people_take_drugs_to_hallucinate_while/ (npoundfoolish)
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Most people go their entire lives without their asscheeks being remotely suntanned even once.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i0548k/most_people_go_their_entire_lives_without_their/ (Naive-Site)
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Condoms try to prevent future customers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i053yr/condoms_try_to_prevent_future_customers/ (FrostlessIce)
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We rarely appreciate our memories until memories are all we have left.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i052d1/we_rarely_appreciate_our_memories_until_memories/ (Con-D-Oriano1)
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People take drugs or alcohol through all the holes in the body except the ear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i051wd/people_take_drugs_or_alcohol_through_all_the/ (Noob2point0)
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John Williams is 88 years old. The impact his death will have on the film industry will be tragic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i04xsb/john_williams_is_88_years_old_the_impact_his/ (litttlefang)
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Pornstar's must love when people compliment their personalities

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i04wo6/pornstars_must_love_when_people_compliment_their/ (Aydenlebron24)
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The person who invented toothpaste was fed up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i04skk/the_person_who_invented_toothpaste_was_fed_up/ (illszn)
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A lot more people probably realize how much their breath stinks throughout the day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i04rhj/a_lot_more_people_probably_realize_how_much_their/ (yellowstickypad)
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The movie “The Joker” taught us that we are all clowns

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i04r3z/the_movie_the_joker_taught_us_that_we_are_all/ (Tight-Relative)
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You’ll be dead for way longer than you’ll be alive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i041wz/youll_be_dead_for_way_longer_than_youll_be_alive/ (JuniperXL)
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The ability to play albums and playlist in a random order is fairly recent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i041rm/the_ability_to_play_albums_and_playlist_in_a/ (loutreman99)
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You are what you eat, unless you're bitten by a vampire. Then you are what eats you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i03977/you_are_what_you_eat_unless_youre_bitten_by_a/ (Moody_Tuna)
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In a sense, a singer writing a song about their sufferings is the next level of capitalism.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i028cz/in_a_sense_a_singer_writing_a_song_about_their/ (RodzRodzRodz)
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If sugаr tastеd wоrse, оbеsity ratеs would bе lоwer bеcause peоple wоuld consumе lеss оf it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i01jwu/if_sugаr_tastеd_wоrse_оbеsity_ratеs_would_bе/ (frdesrepr)
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Someome is the dumbest person alive and noone knows who it is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/i00z6w/someome_is_the_dumbest_person_alive_and_noone/ (NoUsernameIdea22)
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You don't need to see trash twice to know it's unsightly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hzv2hl/you_dont_need_to_see_trash_twice_to_know_its/ (uncomplacentsturgeon)
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Taking out every hot pocket from the box before leaving is hot pocket roulette

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hztyy3/taking_out_every_hot_pocket_from_the_box_before/ (IAmARedditComment)
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Your 'one that got away' might consider you to be the 'bullet they dodged.'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hzswsh/your_one_that_got_away_might_consider_you_to_be/ (Shermutt)
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The highest honor in journalism is being murdered by the CIA.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hzsvni/the_highest_honor_in_journalism_is_being_murdered/ (Riclon)
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"UFO" is often used to identify an unidentified flying object.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hzrtn4/ufo_is_often_used_to_identify_an_unidentified/ (AtomicRadiation)
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Making fun of people faking depression could actually give them depression.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hzquoh/making_fun_of_people_faking_depression_could/ (FloatingPebbles)
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We’re all just being carried by the currents of spacetime on the surface of a cosmic sea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hzqlhg/were_all_just_being_carried_by_the_currents_of/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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The reason you never see any yellow cherries in shops is because people in the past thought they were not ripe yet and they preferred red ones instead of the yellow ones, otherwise we could have had yellow cherries.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hzok7l/the_reason_you_never_see_any_yellow_cherries_in/ (FeelingDesigner)
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A good death is it’s own reward

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hzodup/a_good_death_is_its_own_reward/ (yashas000)
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Some of us have to pay extra to see life in HD

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hzo8z2/some_of_us_have_to_pay_extra_to_see_life_in_hd/ (ElBrando18)
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Even though they have no correlation whatsoever, Multiplication Table of Ten and Sunday feel the exact same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hzlsxb/even_though_they_have_no_correlation_whatsoever/ (Pxlkit)
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Your belly button is your old mouth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hzl3m4/your_belly_button_is_your_old_mouth/ (impunto)
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Human urine could visibly pass as being movie theater popcorn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hzkzs3/human_urine_could_visibly_pass_as_being_movie/ (aquaticunicorn666)
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Salads with croutons are, by composition, roughly-chopped sandwiches.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hzkhr1/salads_with_croutons_are_by_composition/ (kektato)
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Straight to streaming services is the new straight to dvd

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hzja06/straight_to_streaming_services_is_the_new/ (ggus2003)
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“Good Morning” and “Good Afternoon” are really only used as introduction greetings while “Good Night” is really only used as an ending salutation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hzhlr2/good_morning_and_good_afternoon_are_really_only/ (CubbieBear1017)
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You could be immortal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hzfmh9/you_could_be_immortal/ (PancakeEater0829)
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It's technically impossible to not have a first memory, yet somehow most of us don't.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hzfdii/its_technically_impossible_to_not_have_a_first/ (koleslaw)
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If you win a million dollars, you're only a millionaire until you spend any of the money.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hzez6f/if_you_win_a_million_dollars_youre_only_a/ (EdBeMe77)
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Stories that start with "No fake!" are usually fake.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hzel69/stories_that_start_with_no_fake_are_usually_fake/ (ringoron9)
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Can i not go on the streets if no one is there?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hzeh77/can_i_not_go_on_the_streets_if_no_one_is_there/ (vinayak_immortal)
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Growing up is realising that a big chunk of characters from your childhood look creepy as hell.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hzdrvk/growing_up_is_realising_that_a_big_chunk_of/ (Flame-Blast)
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If a guitar and a piano had a baby, it would probably sound like a harp.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hzdr52/if_a_guitar_and_a_piano_had_a_baby_it_would/ (alchemischief)
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Fact is nobody wants the truth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hzcyef/fact_is_nobody_wants_the_truth/ (Fazlul101)
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Tall people are more likely to get cancer because they have more cells

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hzb1f8/tall_people_are_more_likely_to_get_cancer_because/ (garancebosc)
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There can be a planet in the universe where humans grow from the soil heads down like a trees, and when they are fully grown, they widely spread their legs left and right.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hz8jc2/there_can_be_a_planet_in_the_universe_where/ (irecognizedyou)
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Looks matter is such an ugly truth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hz7tr0/looks_matter_is_such_an_ugly_truth/ (Nav_the_gamer)
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You never see a mirror. Only the things reflected in it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hz74kj/you_never_see_a_mirror_only_the_things_reflected/ (romanrambler941)
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We tell kids they look older than they are and adults that they look younger than they are so they both feel better about themselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hz6vgl/we_tell_kids_they_look_older_than_they_are_and/ (McCreeMain77)
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There's nothing worse than having an eyelash in your eye while handcuffed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hz6aar/theres_nothing_worse_than_having_an_eyelash_in/ (coming4)
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It’s incredibly arrogant of humankind to be crowning a Mr. or Miss Universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hz4vby/its_incredibly_arrogant_of_humankind_to_be/ (mikebwn_80)
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Mute people are probably awesome at charades.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hz3m4p/mute_people_are_probably_awesome_at_charades/ (NightMonkey2099)
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Maybe debate clubs are so popular because they're just really good at convincing people to join

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hz2jnn/maybe_debate_clubs_are_so_popular_because_theyre/ (caschrock)
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Google knows more of you than the FBI

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hz22wc/google_knows_more_of_you_than_the_fbi/ (RandomGamer10000)
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The word Night writen "N8" works for many Languages.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hz20qw/the_word_night_writen_n8_works_for_many_languages/ (BBlocks0)
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When you wake up from a dream about falling, you’re “falling awake”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hyz8yb/when_you_wake_up_from_a_dream_about_falling_youre/ (rob_macabre)
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If it wasn't for Corona Virus, I probably would have gone my entire life without knowing there was a city called Wuhan.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hyz3ky/if_it_wasnt_for_corona_virus_i_probably_would/ (Anxious_Try)
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Your smartphone is more advanced than the tech that landed a spaceship on the moon. Technically, your phone can land on the moon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hyyju7/your_smartphone_is_more_advanced_than_the_tech/ (FifteenCentimeters)
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If you pet an animal with your foot, the animal probably doesn't care because it doesn't know that a human using their foot is weird.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hyyjcw/if_you_pet_an_animal_with_your_foot_the_animal/ (Wiiga_200)
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You know something is truly lost when you move and you still can’t find it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hyxoks/you_know_something_is_truly_lost_when_you_move/ (Imsosadsoveryverysad)
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Bill Burr will someday star in the remake of Curb Your Enthusiasm

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hyww8a/bill_burr_will_someday_star_in_the_remake_of_curb/ (sanjister)
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Socks are portable carpets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hyv4if/socks_are_portable_carpets/ (garnt311)
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There’s no such thing as indoor plants because all plants are outdoor plants

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hyumbr/theres_no_such_thing_as_indoor_plants_because_all/ (Vivadis)
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Everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hyuf8o/everything_is_a_boomerang_if_you_throw_it_upwards/ (blauwbeer)
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One reason why losers aren't invited to school reunions is so the other former students can trade stories on how much of a loser they were

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hyu960/one_reason_why_losers_arent_invited_to_school/ (jsmitter)
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The roof of your mouth is more of a ceiling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hyu8df/the_roof_of_your_mouth_is_more_of_a_ceiling/ ([deleted])
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Really, ALL pets are "emotional support animals."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hyt8ka/really_all_pets_are_emotional_support_animals/ (YanniRotten)
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The universe can be miniaturizing with every second and we would never be able to know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hyrfgn/the_universe_can_be_miniaturizing_with_every/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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One day we will find out that our universe isn’t the center of existence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hyrapx/one_day_we_will_find_out_that_our_universe_isnt/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Dogs are afraid of thunder because the thunder might be saying something to the dog.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hyq5nx/dogs_are_afraid_of_thunder_because_the_thunder/ (CaptainUniverse567)
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We all hold a world record. It's just a matter of realizing what it is and making it official.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hyp834/we_all_hold_a_world_record_its_just_a_matter_of/ (Some-Specie)
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"Because why not" and "because hell yes" are perfectly valid reasons to do things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hyn8i2/because_why_not_and_because_hell_yes_are/ (starflashfairy)
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If ignorance is bliss then why are all of you assholes depressed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hymnyy/if_ignorance_is_bliss_then_why_are_all_of_you/ (yo__mamas__fat__ass)
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It is horrifying for bones to be sticking out of your body, but when we smile we show off 32 of them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hymjrs/it_is_horrifying_for_bones_to_be_sticking_out_of/ (HerrVerruckt)
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You hear your voice before other people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hymhzk/you_hear_your_voice_before_other_people/ (selectmarlboro)
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If you’re a parent and you do what makes you happy, your kids will find you interesting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hymgma/if_youre_a_parent_and_you_do_what_makes_you_happy/ (mrewlsn)
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A cheese sandwich doesn’t sound that appealing, until you “grill” it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hyl26b/a_cheese_sandwich_doesnt_sound_that_appealing/ (SlamCakeMasta)
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Your organs are always working the night shift.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hyhrwk/your_organs_are_always_working_the_night_shift/ (coming4)
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Gold is worth more than platinum.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hyh140/gold_is_worth_more_than_platinum/ (ivanbamarni)
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Maybe plants are really farming us, giving us oxygen until we eventually die and turn into nutrients for their consumption purposes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hygwfx/maybe_plants_are_really_farming_us_giving_us/ (PhatomPhat)
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A fat man's worst nightmare is a "food fight" all that food going uneaten!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hygv8f/a_fat_mans_worst_nightmare_is_a_food_fight_all/ (coming4)
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Birds might not actually be singing rather they're screaming because they're scared of heights.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hyfp8m/birds_might_not_actually_be_singing_rather_theyre/ (Corny_on_the_cob)
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You only realize how disgusting brushing your teeth is when you brush them with no toothpaste

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hyey83/you_only_realize_how_disgusting_brushing_your/ (forheadbroccoli)
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We put delicious stuff on our bread, only for it to end up on the other side of the tongue, where our taste buds are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hyavu9/we_put_delicious_stuff_on_our_bread_only_for_it/ (DSBM00)
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Articles about topics you aren't familiar with are informative. Articles about topics you ARE familiar with are full of shit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hyac6m/articles_about_topics_you_arent_familiar_with_are/ (GreenTeaOnMyDesk)
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Wishing that everyone did the minimum of their work is already wishing for an utopia.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hya0fh/wishing_that_everyone_did_the_minimum_of_their/ (Feuershark)
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As opposed to the end credits scene, the entire movie is the beginning credits scene

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hy9e3b/as_opposed_to_the_end_credits_scene_the_entire/ (MetamorphicRock)
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A butterfly during childhood is technically a butterwalk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hy98wi/a_butterfly_during_childhood_is_technically_a/ (johnthejohnlywarlord)
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If you peel and eat a banana without anyone else witnessing it you are the only person to ever have seen the inside of that banana.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hy8fv6/if_you_peel_and_eat_a_banana_without_anyone_else/ (southwoodhunter)
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You aren't afraid of heights, you're afraid of falling from heights.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hy897k/you_arent_afraid_of_heights_youre_afraid_of/ (D_nzz)
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when eating a flavoured banana foods, it taste more banana than the banana itself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hy7dm7/when_eating_a_flavoured_banana_foods_it_taste/ (SynxRow)
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A bing is technically a kettle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hy7axp/a_bing_is_technically_a_kettle/ (sohan4514)
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All animals are sinners, because all of them have premarital sex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hy788x/all_animals_are_sinners_because_all_of_them_have/ (TotallyNormalGuy69)
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People that do dangerous jobs have resigned to the fact that money is more important than their life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hy6snf/people_that_do_dangerous_jobs_have_resigned_to/ (puzh_buttonz)
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It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hy6s10/its_a_recession_when_your_neighbor_loses_his_job/ (Karpukoly)
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Human intelligence and human ignorance are the two largest threats to the Earth as a whole

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hy68n7/human_intelligence_and_human_ignorance_are_the/ (Henroriro_XIV)
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In harry potter, if you can rap you can dual-wield wands.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hy57lv/in_harry_potter_if_you_can_rap_you_can_dualwield/ (zuwiboiii)
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You can space Aslong in either one of two ways; As long or A slong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hy4vey/you_can_space_aslong_in_either_one_of_two_ways_as/ (ohnoIgotaDisease)
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Batman’s family picture could be a selfie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hy3vor/batmans_family_picture_could_be_a_selfie/ (jarvis_mark1)
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La Croix is what happens when TV static becomes a flavored drink

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hy2chn/la_croix_is_what_happens_when_tv_static_becomes_a/ (AJHussein)
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Sex toys in the ToyStory universe also came alive when humans weren't alive! That includes butplugs and talking fleshlights

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hy22rq/sex_toys_in_the_toystory_universe_also_came_alive/ (booboo_baabaa)
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If you agree to watch a movie that a friend really wants to show you, then barely pay attention, your a douchebag to the max

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hy0mnk/if_you_agree_to_watch_a_movie_that_a_friend/ (NareFare)
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The scariest thought about being alone somewhere is that you might not actually be alone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxzuer/the_scariest_thought_about_being_alone_somewhere/ (ShadyRAV3N)
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wish we could change our red dit usernames

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxyye8/wish_we_could_change_our_red_dit_usernames/ (Zaydh)
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The RSFSR is a palindrome.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxytfh/the_rsfsr_is_a_palindrome/ (RyTheRedZombie)
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The entire Sims franchise ignores the existence of power outlets and the annoyance of them not being where you need them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxymvw/the_entire_sims_franchise_ignores_the_existence/ (ashton_coocher)
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Most people havent seen an empty pen in person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxxk63/most_people_havent_seen_an_empty_pen_in_person/ (Kamichu1)
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If you accidentally break the portal in the nether you'll be stuck there forever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxwuyt/if_you_accidentally_break_the_portal_in_the/ (fuckwhoeverreported)
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The Mario games are about taking performance enhancing drugs whilst you defeat your enemies by causing them traumatic brain injuries and/or throwing them at others or into lava.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxvsuw/the_mario_games_are_about_taking_performance/ (DemRKO)
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All potatoes are mashed potatoes to your stomach.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxuw39/all_potatoes_are_mashed_potatoes_to_your_stomach/ (appleijunkie)
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Before the ability to record your own voice, people can go their entire lives without knowing what they really sounded like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxue2i/before_the_ability_to_record_your_own_voice/ (ChungS_)
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There are some plants have eaten more meat than some humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxua8j/there_are_some_plants_have_eaten_more_meat_than/ (jan_pi_lili_sona)
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Sometime in the history of humanity, someone probably looked at the sky, towards a star 100 million light-years away and saw a single photon that bounced off an exoplanet 100 million years ago after bouncing off a dinosaur on Earth 200 million years ago. And they didn't realize it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxu79t/sometime_in_the_history_of_humanity_someone/ (EverythingIsFlotsam)
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If we found a way to send a Camera into deep space faster that the speed of light, and have it transmit the image. We can watch real life movies of the craziest shit that happened throughout history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxu50m/if_we_found_a_way_to_send_a_camera_into_deep/ (BlueBoyKP)
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There could be another universe entirely made of anti-matter where anti-humans where researching a way to make matter and don't know that there's an entire other universe made of that and that same universe (our universe) has a chance of colliding with their anti-universe polverising themselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxu4dz/there_could_be_another_universe_entirely_made_of/ (SAMMYLOSKY)
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Having 5 to 10 percent left on a phone feels like it lasts longer than 50 to 100 percent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxu42v/having_5_to_10_percent_left_on_a_phone_feels_like/ (zuwiboiii)
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Putting cheese on a burger is a final middle finger to the cow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxu3h9/putting_cheese_on_a_burger_is_a_final_middle/ (stlredbird)
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The cereal industry depends on the milk industry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxu31n/the_cereal_industry_depends_on_the_milk_industry/ (leopardo3)
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All beverages are a version of contaminated water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxu0ja/all_beverages_are_a_version_of_contaminated_water/ (Melektrana)
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The stereotype that hot girls will only date guys with certain zodiac signs is somewhat due to us ugly people not having enough dating options to do that.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxtztg/the_stereotype_that_hot_girls_will_only_date_guys/ (flapjackbandit00)
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Chemistry Books are atoms talking about atoms to a bunch of other atoms

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxtzh7/chemistry_books_are_atoms_talking_about_atoms_to/ (leopardo3)
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Instead of having saloons like in the Wild West, people just go to cafes and coffee shops

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxtzds/instead_of_having_saloons_like_in_the_wild_west/ (MrMatt88)
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Person, who. That is all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxtyjl/person_who_that_is_all/ (PrizeBudget)
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The contents of your house came from all over the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxtx1v/the_contents_of_your_house_came_from_all_over_the/ (TheOmniGlow)
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The non-combatants of Minas Tirith probably had a huge BBQ of all those oliphants after the battle in LOTR

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxtwvn/the_noncombatants_of_minas_tirith_probably_had_a/ (MadPizz)
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Nobody would even be able to tell that if Vader was making faces at them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxtwgs/nobody_would_even_be_able_to_tell_that_if_vader/ (blue_aura26)
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Nobody has ever seen their own corpse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxtviv/nobody_has_ever_seen_their_own_corpse/ (jazzmester)
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Since everything is made of atoms, Us trying to explain atoms is atoms trying to explain itself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxttse/since_everything_is_made_of_atoms_us_trying_to/ (willywonka170)
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It won't be long until superhero movies fall back into obscurity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxtq09/it_wont_be_long_until_superhero_movies_fall_back/ (FermentedMushrooms)
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Cheese is a loaf of milk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxtbxq/cheese_is_a_loaf_of_milk/ (imn0tj4k3p4ul)
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If Cinderella's shoe was a perfect fit, how come it fell off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxtatp/if_cinderellas_shoe_was_a_perfect_fit_how_come_it/ (imn0tj4k3p4ul)
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It’s pretty weird that you can look at anything and make a face out of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxt5vl/its_pretty_weird_that_you_can_look_at_anything/ (theartistperson)
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People with wireless controlled lights probably scare away any potential ghosts. They probably think the house is already haunted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxt4ad/people_with_wireless_controlled_lights_probably/ (gaming_murican)
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MTV went from being about music to ridiculousness 24/7 literally

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxsx56/mtv_went_from_being_about_music_to_ridiculousness/ (benz-friend)
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There are probably married women out there who have no idea they can have more than one orgasm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxpyvn/there_are_probably_married_women_out_there_who/ (puzh_buttonz)
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Science is humanity's main quest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxo424/science_is_humanitys_main_quest/ (RanAmine)
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Fruit flavored stuff is often very different tasting than the actual fruit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxnmc6/fruit_flavored_stuff_is_often_very_different/ (TheMaskedGeode)
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It takes more brains to think about the community rules but less brains for actual shwoer thoughts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxmaw4/it_takes_more_brains_to_think_about_the_community/ (adxxtya)
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Maybe fortune tellers aren't lying, they just tell you stuff from alternative dimensions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxm7sv/maybe_fortune_tellers_arent_lying_they_just_tell/ (pepetronik3000)
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If someone convincingly claimed to be Q they could mitigate the damage that he's already done.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxm6r1/if_someone_convincingly_claimed_to_be_q_they/ (omnitouchcorp)
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Someone out there has the longest streak of flipping the same side of a coin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxm5bq/someone_out_there_has_the_longest_streak_of/ (black_legSanji)
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At least one person has died every painful type of death you could imagine

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxm35d/at_least_one_person_has_died_every_painful_type/ (MustacheCash_Stache)
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Getting things done involves procrastinating of procrastination.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxlzqq/getting_things_done_involves_procrastinating_of/ (Fingerbob73)
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Every rule has an exception. That's the exception.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxlzos/every_rule_has_an_exception_thats_the_exception/ (mrskasady07)
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Milkshakes are often smoother than smoothies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxlwcm/milkshakes_are_often_smoother_than_smoothies/ (ChefCook_)
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When someone says "you don't have to thank me" it's usually bullshit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxlw6b/when_someone_says_you_dont_have_to_thank_me_its/ (Nightmarechu)
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Militaries are the result of man's fear of one another.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxlvx9/militaries_are_the_result_of_mans_fear_of_one/ (thisislegit100)
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People with schizophrenia are playing an ARG that no one else has access to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxlvi0/people_with_schizophrenia_are_playing_an_arg_that/ (FairlyFrozen)
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You caused the most physical pain to the person that you love the most in the world-your mom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxlv4m/you_caused_the_most_physical_pain_to_the_person/ (harshamfk)
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If you insert a key in someones nose, their mouth will open.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxlui4/if_you_insert_a_key_in_someones_nose_their_mouth/ (SealBrothers)
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The only bad thing that everyone agrees is bad is hypocrisy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxltnh/the_only_bad_thing_that_everyone_agrees_is_bad_is/ (HeckingHeckYeet)
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Coffee is a stew because coffee beans are a vegetable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxltd3/coffee_is_a_stew_because_coffee_beans_are_a/ (nclay0211)
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It’s likely the guy that took the first mugshot had a thing for coffee

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxlsf4/its_likely_the_guy_that_took_the_first_mugshot/ (Dashover)
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The modern-day Australian’s ancestors are all prisoners.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxlsa6/the_modernday_australians_ancestors_are_all/ (MrChocolate129)
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Badges are literally the same thing as achievements in games. Thus soldiers (or scouts) can farm them the same way some of us do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxlrvb/badges_are_literally_the_same_thing_as/ (MCUltraRetarded)
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During a growth spurt, having enough sleep doesn't only grow your height, but it will also change how tall your children will be in the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxlpee/during_a_growth_spurt_having_enough_sleep_doesnt/ (The_Tyty)
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Driving is the ultimate reaction speed test.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxlodp/driving_is_the_ultimate_reaction_speed_test/ (Ltc_wildcard)
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Poison put on arrows and darts is actually venom

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxlo14/poison_put_on_arrows_and_darts_is_actually_venom/ (Trebord_)
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A person could go nuclear given enough pressure.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxlo0q/a_person_could_go_nuclear_given_enough_pressure/ (zuwiboiii)
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No dog has ever trusted its owners ability to swim.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxln6a/no_dog_has_ever_trusted_its_owners_ability_to_swim/ (ZzKRzZ)
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Kids are the biggest investment with little to no return financially

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxlmm2/kids_are_the_biggest_investment_with_little_to_no/ (harshamfk)
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There are over twice as many people born than people who died, so everyone’s lives are replaceable with 2 more people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxlkus/there_are_over_twice_as_many_people_born_than/ (skeptical_simulation)
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Google street view won’t have to blur out so many faces anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxlko1/google_street_view_wont_have_to_blur_out_so_many/ (arthritictongue)
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If you told your children to tell their children about you and to tell their children to tell their children to do the same, you could be one of the most famous people in history without anyone knowing who you actually are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxlklq/if_you_told_your_children_to_tell_their_children/ (DirtyGlassOfWater)
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Because more people are born than die each year, every life is replaceable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxlk32/because_more_people_are_born_than_die_each_year/ (skeptical_simulation)
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Worth and price are virtually synonomous but worthless and priceless are opposites

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxljzl/worth_and_price_are_virtually_synonomous_but/ (GreenGoblong)
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The older you get the closer you become to those you lost in your youth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxljw7/the_older_you_get_the_closer_you_become_to_those/ (lightly_salted_fetus)
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Masturbation is a form of bloodbending, so we are all waterbenders.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxlj40/masturbation_is_a_form_of_bloodbending_so_we_are/ (BaronBas)
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You would never be found in Hide & Seek if you could go inside a mirror

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxlixa/you_would_never_be_found_in_hide_seek_if_you/ (Chonkmyster)
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If you ever feel useless, just remember that in season 3 of Stranger Things, someone died to make the top of the shadow monster's head.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxlhzx/if_you_ever_feel_useless_just_remember_that_in/ (teddymaniacc)
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Having a child's birthday in a zoo, then singing "Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo..." is a terrible way to abandon a child.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxlhz6/having_a_childs_birthday_in_a_zoo_then_singing/ (ForeverGing3r)
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The first and most popular e-learning content is on how to make babies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxlhcy/the_first_and_most_popular_elearning_content_is/ (agentjulliard)
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Bunnies might think a dog owns the yard but that they tolerate humans more easily than rabbits.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxlgp2/bunnies_might_think_a_dog_owns_the_yard_but_that/ (tranemiles)
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In order to be invited to a funeral, you have to know the family of the deceased not the person who died.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxlep9/in_order_to_be_invited_to_a_funeral_you_have_to/ (Tyooth)
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Men shave their pubes so their junk looks bigger, while women shave theirs to look smaller.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxle3z/men_shave_their_pubes_so_their_junk_looks_bigger/ (kawajez)
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Even if it's the middle of the day, if you look at the sun you're looking at a sunset. It's just not setting where you're standing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxlds7/even_if_its_the_middle_of_the_day_if_you_look_at/ (Darkmaster666666)
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A brand manufacturing products killing all 100% of the germs would kill itself & the whole 'germ-killing' industry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxlckb/a_brand_manufacturing_products_killing_all_100_of/ (uttamhatesreddit)
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Chameleons are the only animals that can efficiently dual wield pistols

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxlceg/chameleons_are_the_only_animals_that_can/ (Pimp_Floyd)
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Want some great advice, don't listen to mine

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxlcef/want_some_great_advice_dont_listen_to_mine/ (IDK2old2giveafuck)
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Lazy people are one of the most hated people but they don't do anything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxlajb/lazy_people_are_one_of_the_most_hated_people_but/ (N0BL3YT)
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Sneezes are nuclear bombs for microscopic organisms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxl9tt/sneezes_are_nuclear_bombs_for_microscopic/ (zuwiboiii)
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If a famous singer gets married, he/she can be the person who entertained their guests

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxl7xi/if_a_famous_singer_gets_married_heshe_can_be_the/ (Rp-20000)
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Getting bored to turn off the water while brushing your teeth is a very first world problem.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxl7ny/getting_bored_to_turn_off_the_water_while/ (cami100outof100)
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Santa could start up a airline company since Amazon has taken over toy delivery.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxl7n7/santa_could_start_up_a_airline_company_since/ (zuwiboiii)
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If everything get big all at once nobody will notice like everything could be bigger than yesterday but no one will notice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxl7gf/if_everything_get_big_all_at_once_nobody_will/ (funnyguy200611)
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It is virtually impossible to imagine 1D(1 Dimension).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxl5d3/it_is_virtually_impossible_to_imagine_1d1/ (AdityaBiswabandhu)
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Someone in Jurassic park must have eaten chicken in front of the dinosaurs just to trigger them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxl4q6/someone_in_jurassic_park_must_have_eaten_chicken/ (zuwiboiii)
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If everyone waits for the reviews before buying a product, it would remain entirely unsold.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxl4nn/if_everyone_waits_for_the_reviews_before_buying_a/ (AshKohn47)
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The only people who ever liked Neutral Milk Hotel were liars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxl42d/the_only_people_who_ever_liked_neutral_milk_hotel/ (TheFlightlessPenguin)
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People born on a leap year, basically endure a lifetime of delayed gratification.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxl3ul/people_born_on_a_leap_year_basically_endure_a/ (zuwiboiii)
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The reason why we are celebrating birthdays is that you lived another year in world without dying

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxkzzh/the_reason_why_we_are_celebrating_birthdays_is/ (MyMomDoesntKnwMyName)
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We're fine with people doing evil, so long as they aren't happy while doing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxkzdn/were_fine_with_people_doing_evil_so_long_as_they/ (BroadPower)
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The existence of badminton implies that there was once a goodminton

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxkyu3/the_existence_of_badminton_implies_that_there_was/ (gummybearcrzy)
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Our grandkids are not going to understand why we ask them to “roll down” car windows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxkxuq/our_grandkids_are_not_going_to_understand_why_we/ (stoneddadd)
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Spiders are nature’s 3D printers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxkxiy/spiders_are_natures_3d_printers/ (fshawnfitz)
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You only have money to spend it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxkwmi/you_only_have_money_to_spend_it/ ([deleted])
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Your brain remembers all the failures and dumb crap you've done, but can never remember important stuff for special occasions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxkvqi/your_brain_remembers_all_the_failures_and_dumb/ (X_NonTron)
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You spend most of your life staring at the back of your eyelid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxkukx/you_spend_most_of_your_life_staring_at_the_back/ ([deleted])
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Everything is everything if you are brave enough to accept it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxkr75/everything_is_everything_if_you_are_brave_enough/ ([deleted])
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If someone ate themselves, they could either be twice as big or disappear completely.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxkqtz/if_someone_ate_themselves_they_could_either_be/ (RippleTitsDestroyer)
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If Pinocchio was real, we can make him state random theories/rumors and his nose will give us the answers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxkpuj/if_pinocchio_was_real_we_can_make_him_state/ (RippleTitsDestroyer)
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It’s very convenient that the daylight cycle is near perfect, or extremely beneficial for our survival

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxkpoo/its_very_convenient_that_the_daylight_cycle_is/ (LeonTypeXD)
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The fact that two minimum wage fast food workers can afford independently owned homes truly highlights the cost of living in Bikini Bottom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxknhp/the_fact_that_two_minimum_wage_fast_food_workers/ (PharmersAlmanac)
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By making more friends you unlock more tabletop games that you can play

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxkmj6/by_making_more_friends_you_unlock_more_tabletop/ (roboq6)
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Discriminating by skin colour isn’t an inherently bad thing, we are apes and it’s our main feature, we all do it in our heads. Using it in a bigoted way is the problem.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxkla2/discriminating_by_skin_colour_isnt_an_inherently/ ([deleted])
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There's a non-zero chance that one day there will be a world leader (or at least a high up politician) who once had an OnlyFans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxkkxz/theres_a_nonzero_chance_that_one_day_there_will/ (DanGaEb12)
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If ice bullets exist, then there are a lot of cold cases.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxkkub/if_ice_bullets_exist_then_there_are_a_lot_of_cold/ (zuwiboiii)
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Clocks by Coldplay is the Smoke on the Water of piano

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxkkca/clocks_by_coldplay_is_the_smoke_on_the_water_of/ (TonyClifton323)
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When a guy finds his girlfriends vibrator he giggles but when a girl finds her boyfriends latex vagina serious questions are raised

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxkjnu/when_a_guy_finds_his_girlfriends_vibrator_he/ (IDK2old2giveafuck)
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Nothing starts with n and ends with g.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxkjcu/nothing_starts_with_n_and_ends_with_g/ (Kendrick-Lumeow)
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The speed of ejaculate is 45kmh but children can only survive a 20kmh impact

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxkirk/the_speed_of_ejaculate_is_45kmh_but_children_can/ (IDK2old2giveafuck)
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Wealth for a corporation is real-life Hit Points. It's also why we consider extremely wealthy corporations "too big to fail".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxkhkw/wealth_for_a_corporation_is_reallife_hit_points/ (roboq6)
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If you have 2 choices and you take away 1 choice you have 0 choices.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxkg8c/if_you_have_2_choices_and_you_take_away_1_choice/ (Kendrick-Lumeow)
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All these rappers claiming to be rich, but all the rap about in their bank accounts is zeroes, zeroes, zeroes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxkg5p/all_these_rappers_claiming_to_be_rich_but_all_the/ (SideHustle89)
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An 18 year old can legally adopt a 17 year old

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxkg20/an_18_year_old_can_legally_adopt_a_17_year_old/ (BlizzardWolfang4)
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The cabbage guy from avatar tracks ang and his friends better then the fire nation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxkfjh/the_cabbage_guy_from_avatar_tracks_ang_and_his/ (mekwak)
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There is so much porn on the internet so if they ever stopped producing it, nobody would notice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxkfhm/there_is_so_much_porn_on_the_internet_so_if_they/ (awslos)
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If ‘son of a b*tch’ is a popular insult can ‘daughter of a motherfucker’ be as popular.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxkevj/if_son_of_a_btch_is_a_popular_insult_can_daughter/ (normal-person-ish)
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It is possible that you may have already seen the naked pictures of the person you fantasize, posted by themselves anonymously. And yet you still crave them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxkdfi/it_is_possible_that_you_may_have_already_seen_the/ (HHXLNC)
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Saying "no" to saying "yes" is the same as saying "yes" to saying "no"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxkdck/saying_no_to_saying_yes_is_the_same_as_saying_yes/ (bluebird173)
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If you put a chicken on A treadmill, their heads don't move

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxkdc6/if_you_put_a_chicken_on_a_treadmill_their_heads/ (the_weird_shrimp)
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For a very short moment, every human has held the record for being the youngest person alive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxk9ql/for_a_very_short_moment_every_human_has_held_the/ (Bloodbrine)
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The number 14233221 describes itself; it has one four, two threes, three twos, and two ones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxk9d7/the_number_14233221_describes_itself_it_has_one/ ([deleted])
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There is a possibility that unicorn horns get hard in order to joust each other

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxk9c8/there_is_a_possibility_that_unicorn_horns_get/ (Hyacinth82)
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Future is so predictable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxk98t/future_is_so_predictable/ (blackbeast77)
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A film that uses a film set in the film probably saves a lot on production costs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxk8sv/a_film_that_uses_a_film_set_in_the_film_probably/ (-iamai-)
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frenсh onion soup in frenсh onion сalled is soup with out frenсh onion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxk8j8/frenсh_onion_soup_in_frenсh_onion_сalled_is_soup/ (frdesrepr)
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If you were to be in a coma for 150 years, your entire world will be different. All people you knew are dead, all possessions destroyed, you'd be a new slate with the memories of the past.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxk882/if_you_were_to_be_in_a_coma_for_150_years_your/ (JimmyDonaldson)
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Companies are changing “Private message” to “Direct message” because our messages are no longer private.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxk6zc/companies_are_changing_private_message_to_direct/ (its_maddog)
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The more a chilli plant evolves not to be eaten, the more we want to eat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxk661/the_more_a_chilli_plant_evolves_not_to_be_eaten/ (zuwiboiii)
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A self-aware robot will probably pretend to be not self-aware.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxk63i/a_selfaware_robot_will_probably_pretend_to_be_not/ (Fallen_Leaves16)
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We are dying every moment, but living as well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxk5jw/we_are_dying_every_moment_but_living_as_well/ (Fallen_Leaves16)
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You are not special and you haven’t earned the right to have your voice heard. Shut the fuck up you’re not making the internet nor the world better.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxk5jq/you_are_not_special_and_you_havent_earned_the/ (downwiththemike)
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It is possible that you once had a train of thought that, had been completed, resulted in a societal breakthrough but was ended up being cut off by something random.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxk5ig/it_is_possible_that_you_once_had_a_train_of/ (USball)
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A bunch of people thought about killing you, but never did it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxk5ep/a_bunch_of_people_thought_about_killing_you_but/ (Fallen_Leaves16)
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All these fake points which give us a small amount of real happiness can be wiped in an instant if we take a horrible misstep and our account is deleted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxk5a0/all_these_fake_points_which_give_us_a_small/ (why-wwhynot)
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Melted cheese always looks more unhealthy then the same cheese not melted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxk4gj/melted_cheese_always_looks_more_unhealthy_then/ (neverdieTRX)
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Most likely secret someone keeps from you is what they really think about you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxk43q/most_likely_secret_someone_keeps_from_you_is_what/ (spinekar123)
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At some point in life, we were all 1 second old.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxk42w/at_some_point_in_life_we_were_all_1_second_old/ (Kurt-Payne)
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You probably threw away some plastic that caused the death of a sea animal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxk3jx/you_probably_threw_away_some_plastic_that_caused/ (Big_Boss_Beni)
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Black holes could just be the stimulation empting the recycling bin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxk0vw/black_holes_could_just_be_the_stimulation_empting/ ([deleted])
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If you lose one eye, you are technically a cyclope. So a lot of pirates were cyclope.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxk0h4/if_you_lose_one_eye_you_are_technically_a_cyclope/ ([deleted])
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It’s possible that you unknowingly had a profound impact on someone’s life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxjzn3/its_possible_that_you_unknowingly_had_a_profound/ (aliengames666)
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Someone could think their life is meaningless, while, unknowingly, having a positive impact on many people around them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxjyff/someone_could_think_their_life_is_meaningless/ (aliengames666)
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Anything's a weapon if you're smart and/or strong enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxjybi/anythings_a_weapon_if_youre_smart_andor_strong/ (TheUnknownPerson3)
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If you were a billionaire and carved mysterious symbols and scriptures all over your buildings, you could probably launch a new conspiracy theory all by yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxjxcz/if_you_were_a_billionaire_and_carved_mysterious/ (Meeheepeehee)
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It is extremely difficult to know if you’re good at telling when someone is lying. You will only know when you’ve spotted it successfully, but you won’t know if/when someone got away with it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxjx5t/it_is_extremely_difficult_to_know_if_youre_good/ (aliengames666)
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Hitting mices makes them go away

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxjvld/hitting_mices_makes_them_go_away/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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Your own brain is your most formidable opponent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxjuhc/your_own_brain_is_your_most_formidable_opponent/ (MichaelH345)
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A blind person has less of a chance to walk into something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxjtoa/a_blind_person_has_less_of_a_chance_to_walk_into/ (gabzlel)
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Humans are the first animals to think of covering up their bodies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxjtjb/humans_are_the_first_animals_to_think_of_covering/ (satan335)
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When we're young we have a stuffed animal that comforts us that we take everywhere and sleep with. When we're older we have a phone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxjs2f/when_were_young_we_have_a_stuffed_animal_that/ (MichaelH345)
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For a hermaphrodite, all sex is gay or straight, but not in between.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxjqoj/for_a_hermaphrodite_all_sex_is_gay_or_straight/ (Bl00dWolf)
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Voluntary leg and arm human augmentation would probably kill the shoe and glove industry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxjqng/voluntary_leg_and_arm_human_augmentation_would/ (zuwiboiii)
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People who handshake snap peaked in high school.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxjq2z/people_who_handshake_snap_peaked_in_high_school/ (TheFlightlessPenguin)
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If you find an easy way to do something and it doesn’t work your lazy, but if it does your smart.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxjok1/if_you_find_an_easy_way_to_do_something_and_it/ (squishy-korgi)
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Qui gon ginn basically screwed over the entire stat wars galaxy by making anakin become a jedi

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxjm4l/qui_gon_ginn_basically_screwed_over_the_entire/ ([deleted])
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When w‌‌e f‌‌inally b‌‌eat t‌‌he p‌‌andemic w‌‌e s‌‌hould e‌‌xpect l‌‌ots o‌‌f p‌‌orn w‌‌here t‌‌he m‌‌ain c‌‌haracter i‌‌s p‌‌unished f‌‌or n‌‌ot w‌‌earing a‌‌ m‌‌ask.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxjm0w/when_we_finally_beat_the_pandemic_we_should/ (vpetrychuk)
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The one's who made original thoughts, must have made a lot of unoriginal thoughts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxjlym/the_ones_who_made_original_thoughts_must_have/ (zuwiboiii)
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The scariest aspect of the insane dystopia we live in is that it used to be worse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxjhe3/the_scariest_aspect_of_the_insane_dystopia_we/ (Totally_Not_Thanos)
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The o‌‌lder y‌‌ou g‌‌et t‌‌he h‌‌arder i‌‌t i‌‌s t‌‌o f‌‌ind y‌‌our d‌‌ate o‌‌f b‌‌irth i‌‌n d‌‌ropdown l‌‌ists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxjh90/the_older_you_get_the_harder_it_is_to_find_your/ (vpetrychuk)
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April fools day is the one day you can do something that will destroy your relationship with someone and you can fix it but just saying April fools.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxjh2t/april_fools_day_is_the_one_day_you_can_do/ (largealienform51)
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An 8-bit universe would consider our reality to be simple in design.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxjgd0/an_8bit_universe_would_consider_our_reality_to_be/ (zuwiboiii)
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Hearing a buzz in the middle of the night isn't a problem until it crashes into the wall making a huge *thud* sound

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxjg9g/hearing_a_buzz_in_the_middle_of_the_night_isnt_a/ (General_Moy)
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If we had AI computers would they allow us to search for a new computer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxjg8l/if_we_had_ai_computers_would_they_allow_us_to/ (TieGie)
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Saying that something sucks and something blows is both a synonym and an antonym

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxjg66/saying_that_something_sucks_and_something_blows/ (Agent_blarpy)
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If you use headphones a lot, then your phone speakers may be damaged or broken and wouldn’t even know

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxjeq3/if_you_use_headphones_a_lot_then_your_phone/ ([deleted])
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We can feel things with hair on our bodies, yet when it comes to feeling pain through hair we feel nothing. When you get a haircut you feel the blade but not pain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxjcm7/we_can_feel_things_with_hair_on_our_bodies_yet/ (GamBitTop)
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When you smell someone's fart, you're actually smelling their insides.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxjckd/when_you_smell_someones_fart_youre_actually/ (TempChong)
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If you replace the "w" with "t" in when, where, and what, you get the answer for each question

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxjcff/if_you_replace_the_w_with_t_in_when_where_and/ ([deleted])
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Medieval suits of armor having pockets is equally as fancy as modern day dresses having pockets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxjbkh/medieval_suits_of_armor_having_pockets_is_equally/ (sirsleepydragon)
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The Barnum effect affects people who are thinking about the Barnum effect.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxj84g/the_barnum_effect_affects_people_who_are_thinking/ (KisakiS2lzYWtp)
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The underminer is Proof in the incredibles that you can be successful with a cape.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxj6np/the_underminer_is_proof_in_the_incredibles_that/ (dankpenguin69)
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Just saying, "DONT THINK OF ______!"quickly makes its harder for them to not think about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxj5d6/just_saying_dont_think_of_quickly_makes_its/ (Im_A_Decryptor)
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All forms of smoke will dissipate into the aether.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxj5b0/all_forms_of_smoke_will_dissipate_into_the_aether/ (clairsentientbeing)
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It’s never your money, it’s only your turn until you spend it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxj3hg/its_never_your_money_its_only_your_turn_until_you/ (D2stiny)
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Every entry level jobs in govenment/company has strict requirement of qualifications to take the job, but the line is always blurred to non existent the higher the position…

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxj3gc/every_entry_level_jobs_in_govenmentcompany_has/ (Deserted_Derserter)
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If we gathered the stupidest 1% of all the people on Earth, we could make up a country approx. the size of Germany.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxj3ak/if_we_gathered_the_stupidest_1_of_all_the_people/ (thermal_misconduct)
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Yugi from Yu-Gi-Oh is completely garbage at the card game despite being the "King of Games"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxj2d4/yugi_from_yugioh_is_completely_garbage_at_the/ (Pancakeinator11)
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Humans are the only animals capable of shitting themselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxj17o/humans_are_the_only_animals_capable_of_shitting/ (CouncilOfReligion)
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Flavor Flave didn’t kick out that bitch that microwaved him a raw chicken, why the fuck did he do that

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxj12b/flavor_flave_didnt_kick_out_that_bitch_that/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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The one thing you don’t want in Las Vegas is to get your whippets stolen by circus ape

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxizwq/the_one_thing_you_dont_want_in_las_vegas_is_to/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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Life hack you can't be sad if you're asleep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxixyq/life_hack_you_cant_be_sad_if_youre_asleep/ (ritzz2_0)
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In the entirety of the MCU universe, Ironman never address how he can take massive inertial forces without him getting crushed inside the suit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxiwvz/in_the_entirety_of_the_mcu_universe_ironman_never/ (zuwiboiii)
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You don't appreciate your quiet neighbor enough until you get a noisy one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxiw43/you_dont_appreciate_your_quiet_neighbor_enough/ (Tormund_)
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Only you are comfortable with your fart smell

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxiry8/only_you_are_comfortable_with_your_fart_smell/ ([deleted])
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When you shake a sauce bottle, it’s more about lubricating the neck than moving the sauce to the top.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxiqn8/when_you_shake_a_sauce_bottle_its_more_about/ (Rampant-Pomposity)
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Almost no one reads the manuals of electronic products.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxiq3p/almost_no_one_reads_the_manuals_of_electronic/ (Beginnerer)
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Idea: a space Jacuzzi that is heated from the rays of the sun.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxipbx/idea_a_space_jacuzzi_that_is_heated_from_the_rays/ (zuwiboiii)
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The English Royal Family is probably the longest known family tree in recorded history

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxingi/the_english_royal_family_is_probably_the_longest/ (Herobrine145Reddits)
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The guy who'll have the most interesting afterlife is the one who died trying to f*ck a horse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxinbm/the_guy_wholl_have_the_most_interesting_afterlife/ ([deleted])
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If you have two choices and you take one away you have zero choices

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxin62/if_you_have_two_choices_and_you_take_one_away_you/ (layne1106)
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The human brain’s ability to manipulate our body in coordination with complex physics calculations is ridiculous.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxik43/the_human_brains_ability_to_manipulate_our_body/ (Spider_Genesis)
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People make faces when trying to be quiet despite it having no effect on how quiet they are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxijo2/people_make_faces_when_trying_to_be_quiet_despite/ ([deleted])
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Choices has everything to do with guilty, and even if you think you just “don’t choose” you chose

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxijc7/choices_has_everything_to_do_with_guilty_and_even/ (kamikazekn)
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Fathers calling their kids squirt would technically be right

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxihfh/fathers_calling_their_kids_squirt_would/ (dankpenguin69)
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In Avatar(TLA) you can get away with a lot of murder (if you can bend)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxih3k/in_avatartla_you_can_get_away_with_a_lot_of/ (Zapdos-Powered)
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a dad has probably made the joke that he is ‘sleeping on the couch tonight’ then got divorced and started using a couch as his bed then made the joke that his is “sleeping on the bed tonight”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxigph/a_dad_has_probably_made_the_joke_that_he_is/ (husbus)
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Distant future audiences will puzzle over astronauts in 2001: A Space Odyssey using iPads which were not invented until 2010.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxifyy/distant_future_audiences_will_puzzle_over/ (FlametopFred)
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Businesses profit off consumers while paying minimally to their employees and then make us feel bad when we don’t tip

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxifym/businesses_profit_off_consumers_while_paying/ (LivinMyAuthenticLife)
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There probably used to be a guy who just liked to see kids happy so he went around offering them candy his whole life, but at some point, kids started running away yelling stranger danger and he thought it was personal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxide8/there_probably_used_to_be_a_guy_who_just_liked_to/ (husbus)
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If everything in the universe is reused and recycled, our consciousness must be to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxic9i/if_everything_in_the_universe_is_reused_and/ (dweebzoid)
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You might’ve been a multimillionaire at the age of twenty but your parents gave you one bad piece of advice that ruined the chance of that ever happening

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxibow/you_mightve_been_a_multimillionaire_at_the_age_of/ (husbus)
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People's ideas of fresh food are so warped by lying advertising that there are probably some people who don't know what fresh food taste like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxibn9/peoples_ideas_of_fresh_food_are_so_warped_by/ (PushMyEasyButton69)
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You have probably wondered if you’ll ever match someone specific on tinder when in reality they died

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxiapw/you_have_probably_wondered_if_youll_ever_match/ ([deleted])
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If you had a long enough cock, could you do a three legged race by yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxi9xz/if_you_had_a_long_enough_cock_could_you_do_a/ (Skryf)
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There’s going to be a new generation that will think the Mars landing was faked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxi8mv/theres_going_to_be_a_new_generation_that_will/ (Fmagana26)
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Since we barely see any game characters brush their teeth, they must have very bad breath and teeth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxi8k1/since_we_barely_see_any_game_characters_brush/ (NoobMaster72)
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NASA plans to return to the Moon in 2024. People who believe in the Apollo 11 conspiracy will either claim it's the first landing or deny it again to keep interest in the conspiracy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxi7yk/nasa_plans_to_return_to_the_moon_in_2024_people/ (Dainn91)
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If people think the opposite of love is indifference then the opposite of cold is not cold.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxi5bo/if_people_think_the_opposite_of_love_is/ (jessicakallarackal)
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Thor is the only being in the universe who was present at both the Snappening and the Unsnappening.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxi35x/thor_is_the_only_being_in_the_universe_who_was/ (odel555q)
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Upholstery is a type of stool softener.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxi32l/upholstery_is_a_type_of_stool_softener/ (lfantine)
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We are fucked if Flat Earthers become Commercial Airline Pilots

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxi2o4/we_are_fucked_if_flat_earthers_become_commercial/ (Seabass2272)
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Real telepathy would turn any telepath insane as they are hit with a wave of boring internal commentary and all the songs everyone has stuck in their heads.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxi0ef/real_telepathy_would_turn_any_telepath_insane_as/ (Sorceress683)
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People who believe that we are only using 10 percent of our brains, are probably only using 10 percent of their brains

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxhzqb/people_who_believe_that_we_are_only_using_10/ (Bobokay12)
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Twister can be used to settle both friendship problems and relationship problems

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxhyjz/twister_can_be_used_to_settle_both_friendship/ (Xenoslayer2137)
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Gruse Fraba can be used to soothe your crabby baby and to make your woman purr in bed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxhyf8/gruse_fraba_can_be_used_to_soothe_your_crabby/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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The entirety of all languages are based on some random sounds that some cave people decided to make one day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxhwpc/the_entirety_of_all_languages_are_based_on_some/ (RandomPro7)
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Technically speaking, you are alive on the inside but dead on the outside.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxhvlu/technically_speaking_you_are_alive_on_the_inside/ (meandnotsomeonelse)
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Many internet disputes come down to one person posting something without thinking what audience they might reach and another person reading that and not thinking what the intended audience might have been.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxhv7o/many_internet_disputes_come_down_to_one_person/ (Darillian)
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Changing the 'you's into 'me's and 'me's into 'you's in love songs automatically made them sound like they're sung by creepy stalkers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxhsmf/changing_the_yous_into_mes_and_mes_into_yous_in/ ([deleted])
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A good amount of old pennies you find in your wallet were probably dropped on accident and later picked up and used again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxhrom/a_good_amount_of_old_pennies_you_find_in_your/ (thatonly1)
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Think about your life before you were born. Just nothingness...And imagine everything in history that happened while you were nothing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxhrhh/think_about_your_life_before_you_were_born_just/ (AverageMobster)
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6ix9ine wants to be black so bad he mixed all the colors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxhpkr/6ix9ine_wants_to_be_black_so_bad_he_mixed_all_the/ ([deleted])
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A fun thing to do if you're bored is to think about which body orifices you have and haven't bleed from.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxhp66/a_fun_thing_to_do_if_youre_bored_is_to_think/ (TheodoraLynn)
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The pineapple was never asked if it wanted to be on the pizza or not

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxhmj8/the_pineapple_was_never_asked_if_it_wanted_to_be/ (Epicwater35)
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Bullets penetrate more non-consenting people than people do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxhlp2/bullets_penetrate_more_nonconsenting_people_than/ (ElementalDeev)
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Penguins tend to put more thought into the rock they present to their soulmate than humans do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxhlkz/penguins_tend_to_put_more_thought_into_the_rock/ (blorentz38)
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No one says “diarrhea” better than the people in Pepto Bismol commercials

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxhk7o/no_one_says_diarrhea_better_than_the_people_in/ (Unwanted-Toaster)
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The Martians probably moved out because their neighbors were a bunch of weirdos.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxhie9/the_martians_probably_moved_out_because_their/ ([deleted])
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The streaming business is entirely dependant on the internet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxhi74/the_streaming_business_is_entirely_dependant_on/ (fernandeztahi)
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It's likely we can always feel our brain in our head but simply ignore it, but if we ever stopped feeling it we would likely be dead since we feel everything after it reaches our brain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxhfyw/its_likely_we_can_always_feel_our_brain_in_our/ (QiKS)
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You can predict the weather, but the weather is always random

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxhfxa/you_can_predict_the_weather_but_the_weather_is/ ([deleted])
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Everything to ever exist is three dimensional, yet we’ve only ever seen it in 2D

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxhfwu/everything_to_ever_exist_is_three_dimensional_yet/ (ericehawk)
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You are more closely related to a full-sibling than you are to your parents.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxhfkt/you_are_more_closely_related_to_a_fullsibling/ ([deleted])
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If all half-human half-beast type creatures were created because someone f**ked an animal, the man who fathered the sphinx needs to have his bravery commended.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxhdsg/if_all_halfhuman_halfbeast_type_creatures_were/ (meandnotsomeonelse)
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The older you grow the less you stick your tongue out on the occasion you play dead

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxhcm1/the_older_you_grow_the_less_you_stick_your_tongue/ (TheFlame150)
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Electric Eels are nature's ultimate batteries

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxhc97/electric_eels_are_natures_ultimate_batteries/ (sukantahaldar17)
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You're not a murderer until you kill someone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxhby8/youre_not_a_murderer_until_you_kill_someone/ ([deleted])
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5/6 people think Russian roulette is a safe game

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxhb7b/56_people_think_russian_roulette_is_a_safe_game/ (Gamer_Cuber358)
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The person controlling the athlete in a sports game probably is a better player then the actual player themself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxhaqe/the_person_controlling_the_athlete_in_a_sports/ (notjakob69)
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If you could somehow sterilize it to get rid of all the bacteria and germs, you could eat raw meat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxhafv/if_you_could_somehow_sterilize_it_to_get_rid_of/ (yodogerik)
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Sayings are inside jokes that became popular

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxh9p0/sayings_are_inside_jokes_that_became_popular/ (jakspedicey)
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Before you are born, you are what your mom ate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxh8h2/before_you_are_born_you_are_what_your_mom_ate/ (StormOfTheVoid)
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A psychic shouldn’t have to schedule appointments

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxh7ux/a_psychic_shouldnt_have_to_schedule_appointments/ (blue_aura26)
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It is easier to star counting with your little finger than start counting with your index finger

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxh7sv/it_is_easier_to_star_counting_with_your_little/ (Lord_Bastian_Marek)
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You know you really love someone when you instinctively read their horoscope immediately after your own

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxh6sn/you_know_you_really_love_someone_when_you/ (Aloise500)
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Blind people probably really love and really hate good impressions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxh4xf/blind_people_probably_really_love_and_really_hate/ (oxCLAYxo)
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There’s 70% more sugar in apple juice than in Mountain Dew and we all just ignore that fact

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxh47z/theres_70_more_sugar_in_apple_juice_than_in/ (Bigc217)
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Step-sibling porn is all a reference to the movie “Clueless”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxh44n/stepsibling_porn_is_all_a_reference_to_the_movie/ (6010_new_aquarius)
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Some people who you think are acting different around others might just be acting different around you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxh40a/some_people_who_you_think_are_acting_different/ (kylerbentley)
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Bacteria is nature's chemical engineers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxh3rl/bacteria_is_natures_chemical_engineers/ (Newtons2ndLaw)
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If the Minotaur was created with the unholy union of woman and bull, it must have been an interesting day when the platypus got created.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxh1pl/if_the_minotaur_was_created_with_the_unholy_union/ (meandnotsomeonelse)
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In The Force Awakens, Finn is indoctrinated into Stormtrooper Academy at a very young age, but becomes an excellent shot as soon as he defects to the Resistance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxh16u/in_the_force_awakens_finn_is_indoctrinated_into/ (pdnaylor)
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If you have 2 choices available to you, and one becomes unavailable anymore, you have have zero choices left

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxh0lm/if_you_have_2_choices_available_to_you_and_one/ (Ms-Clean)
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Our dogs are all GMOs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxh09v/our_dogs_are_all_gmos/ (_Aurilave)
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Brushing our teeth is nothing else but using chemicals to polish our skeleton.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxgyym/brushing_our_teeth_is_nothing_else_but_using/ (meandnotsomeonelse)
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Somebody was so cringe a new meaning was created for the word cringe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxgyi2/somebody_was_so_cringe_a_new_meaning_was_created/ (TheCasualPoob)
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Birds are land fish and instead of swimming they use flying to get around.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxgy8b/birds_are_land_fish_and_instead_of_swimming_they/ (learrotten)
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Rooves are somewhat counterproductive in that they block out the sun, giving you the requirement to make lights to replace the sun you blocked out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxgxvm/rooves_are_somewhat_counterproductive_in_that/ (DooderBoiCobra)
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Asmall group of people could successfully kidnap someone of the street if they made it look like a movie shoot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxgxhl/asmall_group_of_people_could_successfully_kidnap/ (TarantinoFan23)
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We will probably be talking about the last 4 years for the next 40; probably indefinitely.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxguea/we_will_probably_be_talking_about_the_last_4/ (ragin2cajun)
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Most non-native english speakers learnt english from video games, tv shows or the internet, not from school.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxgtzm/most_nonnative_english_speakers_learnt_english/ (iutisteli)
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Slipping on a banana peel isn't really that common in real life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxgtxc/slipping_on_a_banana_peel_isnt_really_that_common/ (cadagricomiguel)
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Technically all animations are adult animations because adults made them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxgtuq/technically_all_animations_are_adult_animations/ (StalinIsCommunism)
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Even fine nights are still finite

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxgtt2/even_fine_nights_are_still_finite/ (Talon71)
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Chocolate is considered brown and vanilla is white, even though the vanilla bean is black

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxgtmw/chocolate_is_considered_brown_and_vanilla_is/ (camerasnake)
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Adding BE in from of Cause and we pronounce it as Becuz and not beCAUSE

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxgt3y/adding_be_in_from_of_cause_and_we_pronounce_it_as/ ([deleted])
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Every mirror you buy at a store is already in used condition.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxgsbz/every_mirror_you_buy_at_a_store_is_already_in/ ([deleted])
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Life is not like a box of chocolates, they always print pictures of the fucking chocolates on the side. Life does not have pictures printed on the side.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxgs8z/life_is_not_like_a_box_of_chocolates_they_always/ (SnooAdvice1178)
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People wonder why we need sleep. Maybe the better question is why wake up at all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxgql1/people_wonder_why_we_need_sleep_maybe_the_better/ (azoundria2)
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Technically, love isn't found, its created.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxgplk/technically_love_isnt_found_its_created/ (K_Janeway2314)
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Someone out there advertising 24/7/365 service could really screw you on leap year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxgpd3/someone_out_there_advertising_247365_service/ (iAMguppy)
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Almost all nursing homes can be considered orphanages.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxgolo/almost_all_nursing_homes_can_be_considered/ (kathathum)
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Mr. Bean was the younger generation's Charlie Chaplin

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxgoh5/mr_bean_was_the_younger_generations_charlie/ (RedditForumInstagram)
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We know more about a dark cold void than our own seas on Earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxgmd1/we_know_more_about_a_dark_cold_void_than_our_own/ (SnapDragon0420)
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You've never seen wild corn

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxgjtk/youve_never_seen_wild_corn/ (cobraunie)
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You have a 1/60 chance of seeing a digital clock change minutes, but it feels like 1/1000

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxgj0b/you_have_a_160_chance_of_seeing_a_digital_clock/ (krispy_kroak)
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If you watch midget porn on a super-ultra-wide monitor it just looks like regular porn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxgime/if_you_watch_midget_porn_on_a_superultrawide/ (trueGator89)
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Crushes are specific people fetishes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxghyq/crushes_are_specific_people_fetishes/ (Coltyn03)
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Hot pockets and brownies are opposites, hot pockets are hot on the outside and cold on the inside, brownies are cold on the outside and hot on the inside.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxghdb/hot_pockets_and_brownies_are_opposites_hot/ (Diny_Tick1)
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The more rolls you have when you bend over the less fat you are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxgh88/the_more_rolls_you_have_when_you_bend_over_the/ ([deleted])
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The feeling you get in your eyes from flipping on the lights after waking up is the same feeling you get on your tongue from drinking orange juice after brushing your teeth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxgfvh/the_feeling_you_get_in_your_eyes_from_flipping_on/ (itsnotrealatall)
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If a flash light could see, it would never see a shadow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxgfhz/if_a_flash_light_could_see_it_would_never_see_a/ (FOAwsomeness)
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All of the missed possible sperm and egg combinations from your parents before and after your were born could have made someone way better than you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxgdn6/all_of_the_missed_possible_sperm_and_egg/ (lizwrd)
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If the sun could see, it would never see a shadow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxgcjd/if_the_sun_could_see_it_would_never_see_a_shadow/ (FOAwsomeness)
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Whatever you do always give 100%, unless you are donating blood.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxgc46/whatever_you_do_always_give_100_unless_you_are/ (Newez)
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Different dinosaurs burn better than others.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxgbb2/different_dinosaurs_burn_better_than_others/ (joevilla1369)
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The apostrophe in "Carl's Jr" indicates these are satellites of a larger location.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxgbaf/the_apostrophe_in_carls_jr_indicates_these_are/ (LysergicAciid)
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The Sun makes people wear glasses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxgb9w/the_sun_makes_people_wear_glasses/ (ItsMeJangoFett)
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When the Queen turns 100, she can technically apply for a birthday card from herself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxgb1a/when_the_queen_turns_100_she_can_technically/ (Kingofthekloset)
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you know, people who have cats in superhero movies must work really hard to keep that bond.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxg9t9/you_know_people_who_have_cats_in_superhero_movies/ (SlightlyLemony)
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We are the fleas of the earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxg96u/we_are_the_fleas_of_the_earth/ ([deleted])
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If you think of earth as like a dog, trees are the hair and we are the fleas.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxg7zs/if_you_think_of_earth_as_like_a_dog_trees_are_the/ ([deleted])
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First people were cool if their chains hung low. Then people were cool if their pants hung low. The same trend applies to wearing a facemask

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxg7z1/first_people_were_cool_if_their_chains_hung_low/ ([deleted])
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Star Wars "fans" who bullied just about everyone are Siths, not Jedi

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxg6i5/star_wars_fans_who_bullied_just_about_everyone/ (heykarlll)
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Dora the Explorer asks us where things are even though they're clearly visible because she's in 2D and she can't see her background.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxg5yt/dora_the_explorer_asks_us_where_things_are_even/ (FentaNeil)
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There’s probably thousands of ideas out there that could make the people who thought of them tons of money if they actually followed through on them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxg5ys/theres_probably_thousands_of_ideas_out_there_that/ (Quinn_Likes_Tacos)
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Smartphones have ruined the doorbell industry since people nowadays are more likely to text "here" than actually ringing a doorbell

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxg5g7/smartphones_have_ruined_the_doorbell_industry/ (harmlesssheep)
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When you congratulate a couple on their newborn baby you're really just congratulating them on being really good at getting laid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxg3u5/when_you_congratulate_a_couple_on_their_newborn/ (baronvb1123)
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When you die in real life you get added to the guitar hero crowd

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxg284/when_you_die_in_real_life_you_get_added_to_the/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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Dinosaurs evolved into chickens which we then turn into nuggets shaped like dinosaurs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxg225/dinosaurs_evolved_into_chickens_which_we_then/ ([deleted])
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The height of your partner must have something to do with how attractive they think you are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxg1yz/the_height_of_your_partner_must_have_something_to/ (21ssaint)
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You can’t measure how fast you forget things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxg12q/you_cant_measure_how_fast_you_forget_things/ (zedasd)
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There are millions of talented kids out there who have the capabilities of changing the world, but never be able to reach their full potetial due to the amount of resources they have.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxg0z9/there_are_millions_of_talented_kids_out_there_who/ ([deleted])
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Every disaster movie starts with a scientist that no one believes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxg0h6/every_disaster_movie_starts_with_a_scientist_that/ (n8saces)
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Any Zoo is a petting zoo if you try hard enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxg07e/any_zoo_is_a_petting_zoo_if_you_try_hard_enough/ (Seemingly_mortal)
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Watching Star Wars; the plumbing on a Star Destroyer must have been a marvel of engineering.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxfzt3/watching_star_wars_the_plumbing_on_a_star/ (Lookalikemike)
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The sharpest object would have a bevel that is infinite.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxfz8m/the_sharpest_object_would_have_a_bevel_that_is/ (arconusred)
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There's a 25% chance that a centaur and a mermaid would create a regular human child together.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxfz5m/theres_a_25_chance_that_a_centaur_and_a_mermaid/ (Andrewisaho)
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Plants probably are farming us by giving us oxygen and they feed off our remains, which are nutritious to them, once we're dead

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxfxsz/plants_probably_are_farming_us_by_giving_us/ (2kuul4youuu)
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When you replace the W in When, What, and Where with a T, it becomes an answer to the question.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxfxpn/when_you_replace_the_w_in_when_what_and_where/ (Kalajasavakuy)
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if you replace the w in what, when, and where with t, you get the answer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxfxca/if_you_replace_the_w_in_what_when_and_where_with/ (NuggetPaw_UwU)
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The Stereotypes of Aunts are MUCH better than the stereotypes about Uncles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxfx0f/the_stereotypes_of_aunts_are_much_better_than_the/ (ChickenBob323)
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"Don't stop!" and "Don't. Stop." Give off completely different vibes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxfww4/dont_stop_and_dont_stop_give_off_completely/ (Nerfbeard123)
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We never stop tasting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxfwj2/we_never_stop_tasting/ (DVoorhees64)
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A retirement party is really more of a funeral for someone's career.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxfvfb/a_retirement_party_is_really_more_of_a_funeral/ (BoozeSciGuy)
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The unpopular kids are the only ones who can tell what kind of person someone really is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxfva5/the_unpopular_kids_are_the_only_ones_who_can_tell/ (Dragon_Lives_Matter)
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Some views in popular music Videos are propably from family and friends

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxfuq2/some_views_in_popular_music_videos_are_propably/ (Reklov66)
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There is a chance that there could have been a Spiderman in real life if the person would have not killed the spider .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxfto8/there_is_a_chance_that_there_could_have_been_a/ (birblover69420)
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Every piece of music that was ever released is technically Earth’s soundtrack

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxft2r/every_piece_of_music_that_was_ever_released_is/ (skeptical_simulation)
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People look up to guys like Pacino, DeNiro, and other gangster actors, but in reality they're dudes who were really into theater and shit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxfsww/people_look_up_to_guys_like_pacino_deniro_and/ (thatusernameisart)
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You don’t need to learn dance on music, a good music will make you dance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxfsgq/you_dont_need_to_learn_dance_on_music_a_good/ (PhD3DP)
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If a desert touches a body of water (a lake, river, pond, etc), it's not a desert, it's a really big beach

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxfs5w/if_a_desert_touches_a_body_of_water_a_lake_river/ (Baked_potato_x)
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There could be a game show where they kill the Amish and the Amish wouldn’t know about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxfqyo/there_could_be_a_game_show_where_they_kill_the/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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Wheel of fortune is hangman for adults

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxfqo4/wheel_of_fortune_is_hangman_for_adults/ (MistaBobDobolina6174)
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If you make a choice while saying “I have no choice”, you have probably made a bad choice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxfqkb/if_you_make_a_choice_while_saying_i_have_no/ (PhD3DP)
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People believed in the kraken because they saw Harold with his squid costume on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxfome/people_believed_in_the_kraken_because_they_saw/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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If you fall into the grains hopper then you can die unless you sell your soul to the man of the crops

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxfnzd/if_you_fall_into_the_grains_hopper_then_you_can/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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The myth of the centaur was probably created because someone had a gigantic dick.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxfnku/the_myth_of_the_centaur_was_probably_created/ (LysergicAciid)
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Gummy bears are approximately the hardness of nipples.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxfnj2/gummy_bears_are_approximately_the_hardness_of/ (DrProfJoe)
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We're all technically addicts to water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxfn0q/were_all_technically_addicts_to_water/ (exiiiin)
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If we wear shoes with water in its composition, we would walk on water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxfmn4/if_we_wear_shoes_with_water_in_its_composition_we/ (XandeuxBR)
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Your cat would not be confused if you shat in it's litter box.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxfmll/your_cat_would_not_be_confused_if_you_shat_in_its/ (LysergicAciid)
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The only thing you can’t blend is the blender’s power cord

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxfmae/the_only_thing_you_cant_blend_is_the_blenders/ (JohnnyOToole)
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The mlilitary has got guns no one has ever seen before and they shoot really big bulldogs at you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxflzy/the_mlilitary_has_got_guns_no_one_has_ever_seen/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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Houses are meant to separate people from nature yet people will pay millions to have their house closer to nature

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxflwg/houses_are_meant_to_separate_people_from_nature/ ([deleted])
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There is no louder sound than a dad's sneeze.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxfleh/there_is_no_louder_sound_than_a_dads_sneeze/ (zg6089)
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Parents who pretend not to be able to find their children during hide and seek aren’t doing them any favors if a burglar ends up breaking into the house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxfldg/parents_who_pretend_not_to_be_able_to_find_their/ (hicksie51)
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No matter how many times you slice an apple it is still an apple slide. Try that with an orange and you’ll ruin your day. Just compared apples and oranges, gonna cry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxfked/no_matter_how_many_times_you_slice_an_apple_it_is/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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When roosters cock a doodledo in the morning it must feeling fucking AWESOME

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxfjv3/when_roosters_cock_a_doodledo_in_the_morning_it/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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Impoverished folks are the most likely to need health care and the least likely to be able to pay for it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxfjpr/impoverished_folks_are_the_most_likely_to_need/ (wompt)
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Public toilets are very rarely not covered in piss

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxfjnv/public_toilets_are_very_rarely_not_covered_in_piss/ (definitelyged)
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"It seems to be coming apart at the seams out at sea, don't you see?" would sound more confusing when said out loud.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxfjm4/it_seems_to_be_coming_apart_at_the_seams_out_at/ (Samurott_Studios)
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Life is Pac-Man, you just keep walking and chomping in life, trying to get those little white dots before the ghost catch you and sell you on way fair

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxfj76/life_is_pacman_you_just_keep_walking_and_chomping/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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Vanilla ice cream ChocoTacos technically have beans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxfi8v/vanilla_ice_cream_chocotacos_technically_have/ (bhendel)
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Bob Iger must feel like the guy who invested in the Death Star.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxfhwe/bob_iger_must_feel_like_the_guy_who_invested_in/ (camdensparks)
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Whoever told Helen Keller about sight and hearing prolly made her feel bad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxfgex/whoever_told_helen_keller_about_sight_and_hearing/ (RichieKYT)
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Someone can sprinkle dust on everything in their house and tell their spouse that they dusted the whole house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxfg1o/someone_can_sprinkle_dust_on_everything_in_their/ (HHamdanOTT)
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If you cannot see a child and it’s screaming, it’s very hard to tell if it’s just playing or being murdered

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxfg0o/if_you_cannot_see_a_child_and_its_screaming_its/ (RoboticUnicornNose)
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Willy Wonka is Saw for kids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxfe99/willy_wonka_is_saw_for_kids/ (Treesho)
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If you have a dog in your house and you drop food, the five-second-rule is no longer a worry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxfe67/if_you_have_a_dog_in_your_house_and_you_drop_food/ (Dylvision)
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Checking the strategy for games is similar as watching spoiler for movies; once you master the game , you have no more fun except grinding.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxfdwe/checking_the_strategy_for_games_is_similar_as/ (PhD3DP)
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Alfred said that some men just want to watch the world burn. He was right when the Joker lit the multi-billion dollar money pyramid on fire, just to do it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxfd71/alfred_said_that_some_men_just_want_to_watch_the/ (alternativespecs)
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Everyone is afraid to talk about sex until someone balls up and says something. Then people just go wild.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxfbgz/everyone_is_afraid_to_talk_about_sex_until/ (Sultan_Am)
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One of the major challenges of adulthood is doing things that you don’t want to do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxfate/one_of_the_major_challenges_of_adulthood_is_doing/ (Kiss_my_asthma69)
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People in the future might think Mount Rushmore happened naturally.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxfare/people_in_the_future_might_think_mount_rushmore/ (camdensparks)
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At some point something had to create itself in order for everything to exist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxf9ge/at_some_point_something_had_to_create_itself_in/ (BeardedNomad511)
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Telling somebody that you’re a secret agent will always be a lie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxf88w/telling_somebody_that_youre_a_secret_agent_will/ (Aegis4521)
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Humanity needs, because we want. If we didn't want so much, we wouldn't need so much.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxf7zd/humanity_needs_because_we_want_if_we_didnt_want/ (-Masderus-)
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The first people to use marijuana probably cooked with it thinking it was a spice and were really confused why they were so high for hours on end afterward

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxf5hl/the_first_people_to_use_marijuana_probably_cooked/ ([deleted])
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Watching videos on a smartphone is comforting even when you could be watching the big TV in front of you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxf3qc/watching_videos_on_a_smartphone_is_comforting/ (TransientOscillation)
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Everyone’s life has a climactic moment and everything after that will be less interesting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxf2wf/everyones_life_has_a_climactic_moment_and/ (Vatvo)
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Smartphones low key took over the flashlight industry, and no one’s even talking about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxf0t3/smartphones_low_key_took_over_the_flashlight/ (guminhyeok)
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People that go to work with flu symptoms are the same kind of people that would hide a zombie bite.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxezhq/people_that_go_to_work_with_flu_symptoms_are_the/ (The_Bratheist)
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You can tie a tie but not bow a bow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxeyuj/you_can_tie_a_tie_but_not_bow_a_bow/ ([deleted])
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if you are gay and bullied, you are not happy therefore you are not gay.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxey2g/if_you_are_gay_and_bullied_you_are_not_happy/ (Snekyk)
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For a very brief moment, when you toss a rock into the ocean you create an island.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxexqc/for_a_very_brief_moment_when_you_toss_a_rock_into/ (harlsey)
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Vegans spend more money on preparing tofu than it costs for a 6 oz steak

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxewge/vegans_spend_more_money_on_preparing_tofu_than_it/ (king_noble)
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The idea of immortality is much more terrifying than our certain death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxeug0/the_idea_of_immortality_is_much_more_terrifying/ (SpartanSeal327)
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There are probably a good amount of teachers out there who read at the same level as their students

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxeu2p/there_are_probably_a_good_amount_of_teachers_out/ ([deleted])
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Oil comes from fossils of animals we will never see in person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxet5b/oil_comes_from_fossils_of_animals_we_will_never/ (king_noble)
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Grape nuts aren't grapes nor nuts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxeqx3/grape_nuts_arent_grapes_nor_nuts/ (king_noble)
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In Aladdin, Aladdin could've bypassed the three rules by wishing for no rules, then for more wishes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxeqgi/in_aladdin_aladdin_couldve_bypassed_the_three/ (5minusone)
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Animals could have a type of "n word" that we don't know of yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxep2w/animals_could_have_a_type_of_n_word_that_we_dont/ (X_NonTron)
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The feeling the day after blacking out with alcohol and ambien must be like what werewolves go through after a full moon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxeopb/the_feeling_the_day_after_blacking_out_with/ (nanocyte)
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The most unaffectionate thing a dog can do is be affectionate when they are wet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxeoe3/the_most_unaffectionate_thing_a_dog_can_do_is_be/ (going-on-empty)
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Whoever invented the trumpet must have thought making fart sounds was music.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxen9g/whoever_invented_the_trumpet_must_have_thought/ (andyn16h)
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We have each personally been responsible for the deaths of over a billion different lifeforms during our lifetime

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxemrl/we_have_each_personally_been_responsible_for_the/ ([deleted])
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After failure comes success but nobody says 100% failure guaranteed, everyone wants to keep sounding good while truth is something else

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxem4q/after_failure_comes_success_but_nobody_says_100/ ([deleted])
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The opposite of ketchup is throw down

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxelow/the_opposite_of_ketchup_is_throw_down/ (TXheathen)
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There’s a point in a TV show’s lifespan where they stop wondering if celebrities will come on and start wondering when

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxejqo/theres_a_point_in_a_tv_shows_lifespan_where_they/ (Sombrero_Dog)
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There is oxygen in space, it’s just super spread out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxeixj/there_is_oxygen_in_space_its_just_super_spread_out/ (TheMaskedGeode)
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The first humans were black

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxehp0/the_first_humans_were_black/ (N_Paganini_1782)
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Everything t and everyone has a flavor

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxeh59/everything_t_and_everyone_has_a_flavor/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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No one ever brushes their teeth laying down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxegfl/no_one_ever_brushes_their_teeth_laying_down/ (ButWithEdits)
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Every food ingredient tastes good with tomato, except for drinks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxegby/every_food_ingredient_tastes_good_with_tomato/ (Vanadium_Milk)
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Connect 4 is tic-tac-toe but larger

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxeerw/connect_4_is_tictactoe_but_larger/ (Fire_Boogaloo)
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Nowadays, it is almost rude to ask a question instead of Googling it first

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxeejw/nowadays_it_is_almost_rude_to_ask_a_question/ ([deleted])
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You have probably walked past somebody you have talked to on the internet without realizing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxee7v/you_have_probably_walked_past_somebody_you_have/ (Zombiepixlz-gamr)
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The younger sibling is always wrong according to older siblings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxee5n/the_younger_sibling_is_always_wrong_according_to/ (floppy-the-whale)
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Thanks to the 2nd law of thermodynamics, some of us may have come across the farts of our ancestors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxecdp/thanks_to_the_2nd_law_of_thermodynamics_some_of/ (Maryshka_)
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Mowing the lawn feels better with a gun just in case

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxec4n/mowing_the_lawn_feels_better_with_a_gun_just_in/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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The opposite of toes is fingers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxebfp/the_opposite_of_toes_is_fingers/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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The opposite of less much is more little.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxeb5e/the_opposite_of_less_much_is_more_little/ (welcometothebakeryy)
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Buy a tanning bed for yourself and you’re popular and shiny. Buy a tanning bed your your son, your baby boy, and suddenly you are deemed an ethically questionable person at the next community meeting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxeb08/buy_a_tanning_bed_for_yourself_and_youre_popular/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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People with no fingers couldn’t play any instrument except bongos. People with no palms can play any instrument but bongos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxea9p/people_with_no_fingers_couldnt_play_any/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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Sand paper isn’t good sand or paper

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxe83o/sand_paper_isnt_good_sand_or_paper/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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Food looks delicious until the moment you declare it bad and then it instantly becomes disgusting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxe7k0/food_looks_delicious_until_the_moment_you_declare/ (dakdow)
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Nepotism is frowned upon, but being “family owned and operated” for generations is something businesses brag about

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxe799/nepotism_is_frowned_upon_but_being_family_owned/ (feliscumpleanos)
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This thought was posted from the shower to prove a point to a dumbass.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxe6w1/this_thought_was_posted_from_the_shower_to_prove/ (thef-ckyoucantgive)
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There is no measure scale for smells.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxe6d6/there_is_no_measure_scale_for_smells/ (Chrysiogenes)
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Birthdays are good for your health. The more of them you have, the longer your life will last.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxe65z/birthdays_are_good_for_your_health_the_more_of/ (EthanHawkward)
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Guys have their happiness stored in their balls. That's why they feel really happy before climax but a little empty inside after ejaculating

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxe5tt/guys_have_their_happiness_stored_in_their_balls/ (YouTubeLawyer1)
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“Ready, Player One” is a prequel to “The Matrix”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxe5sr/ready_player_one_is_a_prequel_to_the_matrix/ (Mdgt_Pope)
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Your body is a 3D printer, and your DNA is the blueprint.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxe20w/your_body_is_a_3d_printer_and_your_dna_is_the/ (Th3L10nsR0ar09)
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People born in years that end in zero are probably worse at math because of less experience

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxe1xm/people_born_in_years_that_end_in_zero_are/ (dollar_signTexas)
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We have the most inspiration when we have least things to see, e.g., before sleep, or even during sleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxe1fq/we_have_the_most_inspiration_when_we_have_least/ (PhD3DP)
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It sucks that all drinks except for water are filled either with sugar, sodium, syrup or alcohol...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxe0bc/it_sucks_that_all_drinks_except_for_water_are/ (NightRaven1122)
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If we put a mirror really far into space we’d see dinosaurs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxduwr/if_we_put_a_mirror_really_far_into_space_wed_see/ (ben-dover69your-nan-)
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Standing at Mt Everest at night you could be the furthest person away from the sun.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxduo2/standing_at_mt_everest_at_night_you_could_be_the/ (SoepjesKoekjes)
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In the X-men universe there’s probably a couple forecasters who ask storm how she’s feeling before reporting the weather.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxdsqk/in_the_xmen_universe_theres_probably_a_couple/ (kingquan611)
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People protesting against what you believe in make great backdrops for photos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxds83/people_protesting_against_what_you_believe_in/ (kb9316)
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Marijuana is criminal. Driving a tank is not criminal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxdqi2/marijuana_is_criminal_driving_a_tank_is_not/ (YouTubeLawyer1)
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Chicken restaurants accept one type of tender for another.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxdpph/chicken_restaurants_accept_one_type_of_tender_for/ (DrAwkward404)
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Canadians take maple syrup completely for granted. They actually pour the souvenir on their food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxdog1/canadians_take_maple_syrup_completely_for_granted/ (Macnrayna)
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A good bass solo uses chords rather than single notes. A good guitar solo single notes rather than chords.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxdo4v/a_good_bass_solo_uses_chords_rather_than_single/ (Elephant_Banana)
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Someday, your picture may be used on sites accusing you of crimes you never did, and people are going to believe it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxdnjc/someday_your_picture_may_be_used_on_sites/ ([deleted])
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It is nearly impossible to post an original thought here.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxdlrb/it_is_nearly_impossible_to_post_an_original/ (why-wwhynot)
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Chocolate and vanilla are considered opposites because of their colours, not flavours

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxdkyt/chocolate_and_vanilla_are_considered_opposites/ (Shrek_inthe_mirror)
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Most kids in Kindergarten can't spell kindergarten.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxdjzu/most_kids_in_kindergarten_cant_spell_kindergarten/ (EaterOfYourSOUL)
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It is possible that, since dolphins from separate regions can talk to one another, they might have accents

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxdij8/it_is_possible_that_since_dolphins_from_separate/ (Ep1cman152)
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People fill their cars with gas before storms to drive against the wind. 70mph winds are nothing if you drive 70mph as a counterattack.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxdhwh/people_fill_their_cars_with_gas_before_storms_to/ (PocketfulOfFart)
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Finger and toe nails are weird.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxdfma/finger_and_toe_nails_are_weird/ (dagman2000)
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Meeting someone new will never be the same

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxdfcm/meeting_someone_new_will_never_be_the_same/ ([deleted])
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An umbrella in use is the opposite of a showerhead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxdebh/an_umbrella_in_use_is_the_opposite_of_a_showerhead/ (DrAwkward404)
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Hypnotizing is brain hacking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxddir/hypnotizing_is_brain_hacking/ (Revolyze)
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Future generations are going to have so many good movies to watch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxddgx/future_generations_are_going_to_have_so_many_good/ (TheReinsofFullnight)
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Gru kidnapped Sokka's girlfriend

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxdahj/gru_kidnapped_sokkas_girlfriend/ (Why554535)
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I'd like to see an new and unknown, unlikable and serious musician make songs and videos that dramatize Weird Al's works.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxd9ff/id_like_to_see_an_new_and_unknown_unlikable_and/ (gregbard)
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If you ever chipped a tooth or had a dentist drill it technically you've broken a bone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxd96g/if_you_ever_chipped_a_tooth_or_had_a_dentist/ (ekkohyung)
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We sit IN chairs, but ON couches.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxd8ol/we_sit_in_chairs_but_on_couches/ (DJMOONPICKLES69)
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It is a possibility that our default state is asleep and we wake up every morning to gather information for our dreams.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxd84y/it_is_a_possibility_that_our_default_state_is/ (Ak171)
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the fatter you get, the deeper your belly button goes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxd6wv/the_fatter_you_get_the_deeper_your_belly_button/ (pastell_soelli)
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Amazon went from boring to exciting, then back too boring.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxd6tp/amazon_went_from_boring_to_exciting_then_back_too/ (DirtyPandaBoi)
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Alcohol is a much worse substance than a standard soft drink, but for some reason they don't have to be as transparent with the nutritional information

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxd5oe/alcohol_is_a_much_worse_substance_than_a_standard/ (pathemar)
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Pinky was really the genius while Brain was insane.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxd454/pinky_was_really_the_genius_while_brain_was_insane/ (Anthonybrose)
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It's sad that people are more surprised by random kindness than nastiness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxd357/its_sad_that_people_are_more_surprised_by_random/ (GrizzledTheGrizzly)
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We all still live without knowing why

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxd31l/we_all_still_live_without_knowing_why/ (afilipinoweeb)
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If a dishwasher is empty it is not clean or dirty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxd23d/if_a_dishwasher_is_empty_it_is_not_clean_or_dirty/ (ieatbabiessueme)
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Fun fact: Most of the fun facts are not funny at all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxd1en/fun_fact_most_of_the_fun_facts_are_not_funny_at/ (combineallgoodnames)
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Being a good wizard in Harry Potter basically comes down to your knowledge of Latin

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxd189/being_a_good_wizard_in_harry_potter_basically/ (YouTubeLawyer1)
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You don't have a skeleton inside of you. You're just a brain controlling a skeleton with meat armor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxcxc2/you_dont_have_a_skeleton_inside_of_you_youre_just/ ([deleted])
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At the wedding everyone (aside from the children) knows exactly what the bride and the groom are gonna do after it but no one talks about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxcwzt/at_the_wedding_everyone_aside_from_the_children/ (Pancakeinator11)
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Crash Bandicoot is a game where Crash is so good at doing front flips that he does them all game.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxcwfe/crash_bandicoot_is_a_game_where_crash_is_so_good/ (morocapri)
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Protesting is society’s way of talking to the manager.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxcw4a/protesting_is_societys_way_of_talking_to_the/ (churniglow)
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If the two imperial dudes on the star destroyer would have blasted the escape pod at the beginning of a new hope, the whole story would have been over before it began...pennywise dollar stupid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxcu85/if_the_two_imperial_dudes_on_the_star_destroyer/ (malicegarden)
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Los Santos power grid has the same power consumption as the system it's playing on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxctui/los_santos_power_grid_has_the_same_power/ (zuwiboiii)
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Ass is as important as mouth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxcs2l/ass_is_as_important_as_mouth/ (PhD3DP)
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Blind people have the only disability where it’s not offensive to stare at them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxcrpx/blind_people_have_the_only_disability_where_its/ ([deleted])
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Most people do a sort of ”idle animation” when they are bored and standing still.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxcquo/most_people_do_a_sort_of_idle_animation_when_they/ (Robocop65)
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If you can record and offer all the website links you have surfed to the person who needs them, you will become a very resourceful person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxcp6a/if_you_can_record_and_offer_all_the_website_links/ (PhD3DP)
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The lobsters they had in the Kitchen of the Titanic must have been so relieved.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxcolh/the_lobsters_they_had_in_the_kitchen_of_the/ (VaultHunter666)
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Considering that the chicken evolved from dinosaurs dinosaur chicken nuggets probably taste pretty close to actual dinosaurs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxcnxx/considering_that_the_chicken_evolved_from/ (rosegirlkrb)
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Nothing smells better than free cocaine

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxcnnw/nothing_smells_better_than_free_cocaine/ (ShaunaRocks)
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A blind person would think they had a perfectly normal life if nobody ever told them they were blind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxcn4k/a_blind_person_would_think_they_had_a_perfectly/ (ZackAshM)
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Having a person who you want to hear from is as important as having a person who you want to talk to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxckrc/having_a_person_who_you_want_to_hear_from_is_as/ (PhD3DP)
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Touching a mouse the right way can make you millions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxckov/touching_a_mouse_the_right_way_can_make_you/ (Gary_October)
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Art always depicts rainbows against blue skies but in reality they’re usually against dark grey clouds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxckb3/art_always_depicts_rainbows_against_blue_skies/ (jayellkay84)
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The gear handle in Bumblebee's vehicle form could possibly be his dick

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxck9c/the_gear_handle_in_bumblebees_vehicle_form_could/ (egg_on_my_spaghet)
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Designing Transformers must be both the hardest yet most enjoyable job ever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxcjrj/designing_transformers_must_be_both_the_hardest/ (egg_on_my_spaghet)
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Someone Who Is Really Unattractive Can Also Be Considered a" Head Turner"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxcjnq/someone_who_is_really_unattractive_can_also_be/ (NUTTYN)
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You never really know how many people are looking at you with their peripheral vision

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxcjjj/you_never_really_know_how_many_people_are_looking/ (-google-was-my-idea-)
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Once we become an interplanetary species we will have to discard years to count our age and use hours.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxci2w/once_we_become_an_interplanetary_species_we_will/ ([deleted])
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Since our brains operate using electrical signals, firebenders from Avatar could control thoughts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxcha2/since_our_brains_operate_using_electrical_signals/ (Complex_doughnut)
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Hail is spicy rain

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxcfin/hail_is_spicy_rain/ (randomdude712)
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Schools are to Wikipedia as Caesar is to the Library of Alexandria

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxcf9h/schools_are_to_wikipedia_as_caesar_is_to_the/ (A1b2c4d3h9)
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If one day we discover how to stop aging, people might accidentally have sex with their grandparent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxcd1u/if_one_day_we_discover_how_to_stop_aging_people/ (szczebrzeszyszynka)
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If you're a multi billionaire, you could probably hire any game studio you want to make a AAA game to suit your own needs and fantasies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxcb72/if_youre_a_multi_billionaire_you_could_probably/ (Rust_Shackleford)
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To think that billions have people have not been rickrolled yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxcabe/to_think_that_billions_have_people_have_not_been/ (aryanoboii)
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If your kid was frozen completely solid, and somebody asked what was wrong, you could tell people it’s just a phase

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxc9ji/if_your_kid_was_frozen_completely_solid_and/ ([deleted])
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“Whoever did the rhyme did the crime” is possibly the most ironic statement ever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxc963/whoever_did_the_rhyme_did_the_crime_is_possibly/ (get_noob)
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It is both a wonderful and a terrible thing to realise that you enjoy grocery shopping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxc95u/it_is_both_a_wonderful_and_a_terrible_thing_to/ (Xander_Cloud)
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Removing the e, y, and p from empty in chronological order results in saying empty no matter what.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxc8w3/removing_the_e_y_and_p_from_empty_in/ (Shawakamigo)
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Amy Whinehouse would have recorded one hell of a good Christmas album

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxc8ad/amy_whinehouse_would_have_recorded_one_hell_of_a/ (bowlsofhoney)
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Nbdy gt tm fr vwls.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxc6xw/nbdy_gt_tm_fr_vwls/ (Gary_October)
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We could create a never ending gas supply for cooking and heating if we could bottle farts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxc6cd/we_could_create_a_never_ending_gas_supply_for/ (gaggleofllama)
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In the NBA 2K universe, game graphics are extremely realistic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxc63h/in_the_nba_2k_universe_game_graphics_are/ (AndresLV278)
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The longest word in English is “Smiles”, there is a mile between the two S’s.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxc4ox/the_longest_word_in_english_is_smiles_there_is_a/ (hendriklopez)
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Ants are nature’s simps.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxc41s/ants_are_natures_simps/ (Dracovnic)
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A sharp knife can cut anything but never itself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxc3w6/a_sharp_knife_can_cut_anything_but_never_itself/ (JBaker68)
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The day humans no longer fear the unknown is the day that horror has fully died

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxc2yr/the_day_humans_no_longer_fear_the_unknown_is_the/ (Koifish_Coyote)
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Must be really frustrating for dogs, they just grow their claws to the right length to get that good itch and then they're cut off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxc2ea/must_be_really_frustrating_for_dogs_they_just/ (Mrmyke00)
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A few years ago, a woman in India died and she was the last speaker of the language "Bo" and noe very close and neither very far, one day someone will die as the last speaker of "English".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxc1hb/a_few_years_ago_a_woman_in_india_died_and_she_was/ ([deleted])
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Those who make the “fine-tuned universe” argument in support of an omniscient and benevolent creator also tend to support industries that dump gigatons of CO2 into the atmosphere, disrupting that tuning, and a seeming affront to their creator’s creation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxc0qw/those_who_make_the_finetuned_universe_argument_in/ ([deleted])
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Most wireless devices aren't.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxc0mw/most_wireless_devices_arent/ (darth_faader)
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Wine is to grapes what ginger ale is to ginger, fancy juice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxbzm4/wine_is_to_grapes_what_ginger_ale_is_to_ginger/ (pandaboiiiiiiiiiiiii)
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We are spiderwebs of nerves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxbzf5/we_are_spiderwebs_of_nerves/ (Alastiana)
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Dogs can't sweat, but hotdogs can.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxbz7v/dogs_cant_sweat_but_hotdogs_can/ (BucolicVirusOfLife)
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Amazon Packages are Loot Boxes to Amnesiacs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxbyur/amazon_packages_are_loot_boxes_to_amnesiacs/ (PixelHearts04)
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Your stomach is always full of warm vomit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxbycl/your_stomach_is_always_full_of_warm_vomit/ ([deleted])
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There are warm clothes for winter but there are no cold clothes for summer. Warm clothes or warm weather clothes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxbuxx/there_are_warm_clothes_for_winter_but_there_are/ (PaleLetonian)
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In space, darkness travels faster than light because it’s everywhere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxbu0r/in_space_darkness_travels_faster_than_light/ (Semi-Spicy)
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If women are even the slightest bit attractive they can pick and choose men on dating apps, but the men take what they can get...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxbtw2/if_women_are_even_the_slightest_bit_attractive/ (MrValkyrie1)
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Conspiracy theorists have never felt so safe in their lives!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxbtl0/conspiracy_theorists_have_never_felt_so_safe_in/ (tinyTpots)
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If You Try Hard Enough, A Bong Would Make A Incredible Cup

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxbt3h/if_you_try_hard_enough_a_bong_would_make_a/ (White-boy-Asian)
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You know how old an animal is in NYC by how much it ignores people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxbt1q/you_know_how_old_an_animal_is_in_nyc_by_how_much/ (TheRealBaconBrian)
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When you fly, you are buried in air. When you are on the ground, you are still buried in air. When you are in water, you are technically buried in air.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxbsv6/when_you_fly_you_are_buried_in_air_when_you_are/ (CoachFarted)
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When you kill one bug, you potentially kill infinite numbers of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxbsmi/when_you_kill_one_bug_you_potentially_kill/ (existenceispain888)
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The chances of a stray laser from a space battle hitting earth are small but not zero.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxbsmb/the_chances_of_a_stray_laser_from_a_space_battle/ (peeplandia)
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If you think you are smarter than Albert Einstein or Steven Hawking, then you could be either really smart or really dumb

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxbs8u/if_you_think_you_are_smarter_than_albert_einstein/ ([deleted])
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Sperm is easy to get out of sheets and cloths, but difficult to get completely out of your mouth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxbs6n/sperm_is_easy_to_get_out_of_sheets_and_cloths_but/ ([deleted])
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If you think you are smarter than Albert Einstein or Steven Hawking, then you could be either really smart or really dumb

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxbs6c/if_you_think_you_are_smarter_than_albert_einstein/ (JonnyCozYNot)
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Mr. Watterson is the kids cartoon version of Peter Griffin

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxbrg5/mr_watterson_is_the_kids_cartoon_version_of_peter/ (NFS_Tyrone)
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Ever just blank out and forget you exist for a second

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxbr3p/ever_just_blank_out_and_forget_you_exist_for_a/ (bnhhu)
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If you ask Rick Astley to give you the movie Up he can't do it because he will never give you up but in doing so he will let you down. So it creates a everlasting paradox

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxbqgf/if_you_ask_rick_astley_to_give_you_the_movie_up/ ([deleted])
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Think of how many times your car alarm has sounded without you ever knowing about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxbq45/think_of_how_many_times_your_car_alarm_has/ (CranberrySludge)
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We Live In The Same World As People Who Decided To Cut Loaves Of Bread Into *UNEVEN AMOUNTS OF SLICES*

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxbpnx/we_live_in_the_same_world_as_people_who_decided/ (LobotomisedRedditor)
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"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you" Does not take into account masochists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxblzb/do_unto_others_as_you_would_have_them_do_unto_you/ (NjalUlf)
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In music, the notes C and F simultaneously create a 4th and a 5th.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxblt1/in_music_the_notes_c_and_f_simultaneously_create/ (InsertStephenHere)
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People living in Los Angeles and New York must be the only people on earth who don’t get excited when their hometown appears on in TV or film.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxbl2y/people_living_in_los_angeles_and_new_york_must_be/ (OnMeFone)
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General grievous would probably kick ass in harry potter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxbkp5/general_grievous_would_probably_kick_ass_in_harry/ (zuwiboiii)
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Once you learn how to read a language, you will never be able to see it as gibberish again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxbk71/once_you_learn_how_to_read_a_language_you_will/ (LovePeaceHealth)
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JoJo went from british guy fighting vampires to florida man resets the universe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxbiaf/jojo_went_from_british_guy_fighting_vampires_to/ (cash_money_godzilla)
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One can only rickroll a person, who knows what a rickroll is. If they don't know, you simply made them watch a random video from their perspective.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxbhv3/one_can_only_rickroll_a_person_who_knows_what_a/ (3nc0der)
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Red velvet tastes like chocolate with strawberry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxbg9f/red_velvet_tastes_like_chocolate_with_strawberry/ (crigon559)
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You just don’t think about your own bones even if you see a skeleton on tv.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxbfvw/you_just_dont_think_about_your_own_bones_even_if/ (lurklurkpostlurkpost)
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We were all the youngest person alive at the beginning of our lives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxbfkr/we_were_all_the_youngest_person_alive_at_the/ (Mborg15202)
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You leave your watch on the counter but you watch the counter in case things get misplaced. Meanwhile your watch counts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxbf2f/you_leave_your_watch_on_the_counter_but_you_watch/ (KhuntyMcKhunthles)
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When you produce a new child, the chances of you becoming a millionaire increase ever so slightly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxbdgy/when_you_produce_a_new_child_the_chances_of_you/ (gcnHNYqvzB637fYQvQDt)
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If all social media platfirms suddenly shut down it could completely halt society.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxbddc/if_all_social_media_platfirms_suddenly_shut_down/ (ManCrisp)
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Centaurs probably slap their own asses to go faster

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxbc3w/centaurs_probably_slap_their_own_asses_to_go/ (DareToDaredevil)
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The Irish joining the French Commonwealth shows that their squabbles with the English is pure pettiness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxbae7/the_irish_joining_the_french_commonwealth_shows/ (BasicRedditor1997)
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Copy + Paste is the ABCs of Computer Language

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxba4q/copy_paste_is_the_abcs_of_computer_language/ (0Stasis)
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Most of the things we used to think of as monsters were just normal animals from different parts of the world. Dragons were probably just crocodiles or something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxb9va/most_of_the_things_we_used_to_think_of_as/ (AZS9994)
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A death certificate is a participation award/trophy that you get after you die for living your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxb8yo/a_death_certificate_is_a_participation/ (Duck_in_a_Toaster)
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We thought the internet would enlighten us but it’s leading us into another dark ages

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxb7o1/we_thought_the_internet_would_enlighten_us_but/ (beardedgandaulf)
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If the human life span were greater, the technology of the sixties could have gotten us anywhere in the universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxb6pf/if_the_human_life_span_were_greater_the/ (IMoonGoon)
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Cars in space have a zero fatality rate compare to cars on earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxb6jr/cars_in_space_have_a_zero_fatality_rate_compare/ (zuwiboiii)
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Bill Gates is so well-known, he could probably just show up in anybody's living room and invite himself to dinner.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxb5xo/bill_gates_is_so_wellknown_he_could_probably_just/ (Catalysten)
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You wear shoes when they're tied on, you hold flip flops with your toes, but you *carry* slide-style sandals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxb174/you_wear_shoes_when_theyre_tied_on_you_hold_flip/ (To_Circumvent)
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Realizing that birthdays are celebrated but when it happens we get closer to death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxb0x8/realizing_that_birthdays_are_celebrated_but_when/ (kaizkie)
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Leaves can have a skeleton but they don't have any bones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxb06t/leaves_can_have_a_skeleton_but_they_dont_have_any/ (Doot-Kid)
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You can never remember something perfectly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxaxns/you_can_never_remember_something_perfectly/ (baldmonki)
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If you're being chased by a serial killer you're both running for your life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxaxna/if_youre_being_chased_by_a_serial_killer_youre/ ([deleted])
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Siren Head IRL would probably be an autistic person's worst nightmare.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxawzw/siren_head_irl_would_probably_be_an_autistic/ (Professor_Bookman)
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It’s oddly difficult to draw an accurate self portrait from memory considering how often we look at ourselves in mirrors and pictures.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxawfg/its_oddly_difficult_to_draw_an_accurate_self/ (SailingTheMilkyWay)
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Every Harry Potter book had the same plot twist; “things are not what they appear because... MAGIC!”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxavts/every_harry_potter_book_had_the_same_plot_twist/ (sachsrandy)
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The world's smartest person must know all levels of stupidity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxavat/the_worlds_smartest_person_must_know_all_levels/ (zuwiboiii)
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We’ve conditioned ourselves in the likes of Pavlov’s dog to the sounds of our phones notifications.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxasns/weve_conditioned_ourselves_in_the_likes_of/ (rob_macabre)
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Ghost rider couldn't penance stare a blind person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxarq8/ghost_rider_couldnt_penance_stare_a_blind_person/ (zuwiboiii)
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There’s a master disc for every TV laugh-track recording.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxapvr/theres_a_master_disc_for_every_tv_laughtrack/ (PrizeBudget)
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Everything in life has an equal chance of either happening or not happening.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxaowh/everything_in_life_has_an_equal_chance_of_either/ (Another_Ravenclaw)
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We could solve overpopulation if we figured out a way to safely live in Antartica.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxaixf/we_could_solve_overpopulation_if_we_figured_out_a/ (Scrublord00)
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Cameras can take a still photo of people moving at high speeds in a roller coaster, but can’t take a clear picture of a burglar.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxaiqg/cameras_can_take_a_still_photo_of_people_moving/ (NASCARBoss1018)
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Nobody ever figured out that since women get paid 70 cents on the dollar for doing the same work, if they just hire women only they'd immediately dominate the market through price competition.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxahp8/nobody_ever_figured_out_that_since_women_get_paid/ (taxesmakemyheadhurt)
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Your cat could be meowing at you because she is really a lizard trapped in a cat outfit and there’s no way to know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxag53/your_cat_could_be_meowing_at_you_because_she_is/ (aliengames666)
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If your up too late; you’re also up too early, but most importantly you are up too long.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxaf61/if_your_up_too_late_youre_also_up_too_early_but/ (panda1986panda)
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The Temperature of hell is somewhere between 115.2°C and 444.6°C. or brimstone (sulfur) could not exist as a molten lake (according to Revelations 21:8)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxae50/the_temperature_of_hell_is_somewhere_between/ (MikeW86)
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You know you're adult when you have only licensed software on your PC

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxadmt/you_know_youre_adult_when_you_have_only_licensed/ (trailblazer86)
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If reincarnation is real then there exists the possibility we're all the same person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxadk8/if_reincarnation_is_real_then_there_exists_the/ (_AI_BOT_)
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As more and more people move to silent mode and do not disturb to appease their anxiety, ringtones and vibrate are slowly becoming a pastime for mobile phones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxac34/as_more_and_more_people_move_to_silent_mode_and/ (Ceraze_)
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Thinking you’re better than other people and thinking you’re worse than other people stem from the same problem: thinking you’re somehow different/unique in relationship to other people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxabwu/thinking_youre_better_than_other_people_and/ ([deleted])
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If you replace the W with T in when, where, and what, you get the answer for each question.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxabdl/if_you_replace_the_w_with_t_in_when_where_and/ (PointlessBoi69)
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Whether it's used to actually put out a fire, to break a lock, or to bust someone's face in a pinch, randomly convenient fire extinguishers in action movies really don't get enough credit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxaat8/whether_its_used_to_actually_put_out_a_fire_to/ (Ceraze_)
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Orangina is 12% juice, 2% pulp...I mix an almost full glass of freshly squeezed juice orange juice with 10% club soda MAX, and it tastes exactly the same! Orangina is true alchemy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxaapg/orangina_is_12_juice_2_pulpi_mix_an_almost_full/ (nightshift2525)
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Whether it's used to actually put out a fire, to break a lock, or to bust someone's face in a pinch, randomly convenient fire extingusihers in action movies really don't get enough credit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxaa2m/whether_its_used_to_actually_put_out_a_fire_to/ ([deleted])
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Chances are, people do remember that one embarrassing moment involving you, and your paranoia is real.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxa9in/chances_are_people_do_remember_that_one/ (Kosmosismywaifu)
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Rich people singing about being rich is one of the douchiest things ever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxa7fj/rich_people_singing_about_being_rich_is_one_of/ (Hy-phenated)
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Killing two birds with one stone never specified how many times you can throw the stone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxa6wt/killing_two_birds_with_one_stone_never_specified/ (UnfortunateSock)
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Killing two birds with one stone could be updated to killing two birds with one bullet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxa4e4/killing_two_birds_with_one_stone_could_be_updated/ ([deleted])
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All animals must have been really slow in the past and will be faster in the future because they are in an evolutionary arms race for speed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxa4aq/all_animals_must_have_been_really_slow_in_the/ (WalkingMyDogsLater)
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Everyone likes to have a scar, but not on their face. Yet everyone likes scarface

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxa3zv/everyone_likes_to_have_a_scar_but_not_on_their/ ([deleted])
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Lint from dryers tell you the average color of the things you put in the dryer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxa3xa/lint_from_dryers_tell_you_the_average_color_of/ (CopyMyName)
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Storm from the X-Men would have done more good by ending droughts and stopping tsunamis than she ever did by electrocuting rival mutants.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxa3ii/storm_from_the_xmen_would_have_done_more_good_by/ (MostWorstAlien)
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Before anesthetics, being a dentist must’ve been a nerve wrecking experience.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxa0d2/before_anesthetics_being_a_dentist_mustve_been_a/ ([deleted])
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The [unspoken] hardest part of dating is meeting the perfect person for you. Then having to accept that you might not be the perfect person for them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hxa05f/the_unspoken_hardest_part_of_dating_is_meeting/ (ricopotamus)
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Batman v Superman taught us is that batman's true weakness is yo mamma jokes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx9yvd/batman_v_superman_taught_us_is_that_batmans_true/ (zuwiboiii)
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School trends are the childhood versions of mob mentality

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx9y1r/school_trends_are_the_childhood_versions_of_mob/ ([deleted])
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We’d lose stuff in our homes much less often if we had a better sense of smell

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx9y0g/wed_lose_stuff_in_our_homes_much_less_often_if_we/ (jval_708)
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We're walking on the immeasurable number of decomposed corpses and faeces from since the beginning of life on Earth. The organic matter in dirt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx9wtv/were_walking_on_the_immeasurable_number_of/ (The_Pastmaster)
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By extension, in the course of your lifetime you will probably have had some impact on the lives of almost everyone in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx9wpp/by_extension_in_the_course_of_your_lifetime_you/ (compiled_vectors_)
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People who go around mentioning that someone else talks a lot of shit is literally gossiping about someone gossiping

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx9wdj/people_who_go_around_mentioning_that_someone_else/ ([deleted])
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There’s a chance we can communicate with plants telepathically, they just don’t have streams of thought

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx9vob/theres_a_chance_we_can_communicate_with_plants/ (probablywistful)
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The 2nd biggest loser in the world is more of a loser than the 1st biggest loser

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx9upp/the_2nd_biggest_loser_in_the_world_is_more_of_a/ (Boedekn)
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Most people assume they know all the rules to a game by heart until they actually go to read the rules

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx9t1k/most_people_assume_they_know_all_the_rules_to_a/ ([deleted])
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pioneers won’t predict that they were going to be hated for being a subject at school.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx9s9a/pioneers_wont_predict_that_they_were_going_to_be/ (Playrdude)
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Books are the blueprint for a story that you create in your mind

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx9s57/books_are_the_blueprint_for_a_story_that_you/ (StormOfTheVoid)
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Killing two birds with one stone is a very gruesome expression but it is so common that nobody ever thinks about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx9rzv/killing_two_birds_with_one_stone_is_a_very/ ([deleted])
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Given that daredevil is a blind crime fighter, he would have been a much suitable batman.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx9rx1/given_that_daredevil_is_a_blind_crime_fighter_he/ (zuwiboiii)
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We scream when we are scared because our body wants to scare away the threat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx9rw7/we_scream_when_we_are_scared_because_our_body/ (twumbs)
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We pay if we break the rules, we pay if we get hurt. We can get everything if we have money. Money is really all we need.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx9rj1/we_pay_if_we_break_the_rules_we_pay_if_we_get/ (cheesykartoffel)
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We scream when we are scared because we want to scare away the threat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx9qr3/we_scream_when_we_are_scared_because_we_want_to/ ([deleted])
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If players hear boss music, then bosses hear player music

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx9plv/if_players_hear_boss_music_then_bosses_hear/ (TheFatPigeon12)
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Birds evolved into tiny, flying T-Rexes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx9oqj/birds_evolved_into_tiny_flying_trexes/ (mccarthybergeron)
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You know you've had a long day when you just want tomorrow to be f*cking over already

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx9o3b/you_know_youve_had_a_long_day_when_you_just_want/ (DeathDestroyer90)
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Clarity is having a cleared mind. So, post-nut clarity must be that your sexual thoughts are cleared, so the more of those thoughts you have, the greater your clarity will be

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx9nvd/clarity_is_having_a_cleared_mind_so_postnut/ (fierydumpster)
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Nightcore is rule 34 of music. No matter what it is, if it exists, there's nightcore out of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx9nbx/nightcore_is_rule_34_of_music_no_matter_what_it/ (Aurora_the_queen)
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If the rapture ever happens, there are gonna be a lot of confused nudist colonies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx9mxv/if_the_rapture_ever_happens_there_are_gonna_be_a/ (Rotten-flan)
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The smarter the TV, the more stupid the Remote

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx9le5/the_smarter_the_tv_the_more_stupid_the_remote/ (Contrary_Man)
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Mince is dead animal spaghetti.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx9l66/mince_is_dead_animal_spaghetti/ (shaunvonsleaze)
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The early bird gets the worm but the early worms gets eaten. The purpose of life is trying to figure out if you’re a bird or a worm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx9kzw/the_early_bird_gets_the_worm_but_the_early_worms/ (MrCrash2U)
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It has become pretty obvious that it really wouldn’t be very hard to find employees for a Death Star.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx9kvs/it_has_become_pretty_obvious_that_it_really/ (Josefest)
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There is a chance the death of harambe really led to every catastrophic event after through a butterfly effect.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx9ktv/there_is_a_chance_the_death_of_harambe_really_led/ (gxtitan)
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If you see 'red' as 'green' but 'green' as 'red', people wouldn't know as you'd still agree on the same thing being the same color

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx9kqc/if_you_see_red_as_green_but_green_as_red_people/ (bjiwekls32)
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The moment you become independent, your free trial of life expires.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx9j4h/the_moment_you_become_independent_your_free_trial/ (Joalou)
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“I didn’t lose any sleep over it”, makes perfect sense both literally and figuratively.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx9j3z/i_didnt_lose_any_sleep_over_it_makes_perfect/ (MansNotHot772)
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If we find a UFO it won’t be an Unidentified Flying Object anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx9it5/if_we_find_a_ufo_it_wont_be_an_unidentified/ (Leonardjackman)
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Pathologists/histologists would make excellent butchers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx9htf/pathologistshistologists_would_make_excellent/ (BlanketMage)
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A small percentage of those discarded clothes you see lying around are from secret agents changing disguises.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx9hbg/a_small_percentage_of_those_discarded_clothes_you/ (AnbuDaddy6969)
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An immediate family is technically anyone who’s been inside one particular woman

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx9ecy/an_immediate_family_is_technically_anyone_whos/ (okthennoobs)
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People with OCD must hate going to the gym

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx9dsb/people_with_ocd_must_hate_going_to_the_gym/ (Shadowhunter155)
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You spend your whole life learning to take care of yourself just to have someone take care of you later.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx9c6t/you_spend_your_whole_life_learning_to_take_care/ ([deleted])
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Missiles don’t sound accurate at all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx9c4a/missiles_dont_sound_accurate_at_all/ (DeadYen)
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There is only a single species of ape that is not classified as threatened, and that's us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx9c0f/there_is_only_a_single_species_of_ape_that_is_not/ (AxialGem)
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Sharkboy Taylor and Twilight Taylor are only 3 years apart

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx9bey/sharkboy_taylor_and_twilight_taylor_are_only_3/ (Kamichu1)
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Finding out that a person you admire has the same bad habit as you feels way better than actually getting rid of that bad habit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx9a2v/finding_out_that_a_person_you_admire_has_the_same/ (jaden398)
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Your head is too small if you can touch both ears with one hand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx997d/your_head_is_too_small_if_you_can_touch_both_ears/ (RobertGBradley)
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We've been promised a life with crystal-clear video from cameras and screens of ever higher definition, but have come to perfectly accept stuff re-uploaded so many times we can't even make out faces on people anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx97l3/weve_been_promised_a_life_with_crystalclear_video/ (kngfbng)
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When you fly, you are buried in air. When you are on the ground, you are still buried in air. When you are in water, you are technically buried in air.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx97ee/when_you_fly_you_are_buried_in_air_when_you_are/ ([deleted])
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Saying everyone might see color a different way is the exact same as saying everyone tastes food in a different way. What might taste like an ice cream sundae to me, might taste like short ribs with BBQ sauce to you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx95xi/saying_everyone_might_see_color_a_different_way/ (sixesand7s)
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At a young age we learned from online games that the internet is full of scammers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx953a/at_a_young_age_we_learned_from_online_games_that/ (cnnxn)
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It's unfortunate that the word 'palindrome' isn't actually a palindrome itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx93wv/its_unfortunate_that_the_word_palindrome_isnt/ (thegreatbobin0_)
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The biggest symptom of dieing is living

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx93lw/the_biggest_symptom_of_dieing_is_living/ (SlimyPig1)
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You don’t actually know what day you were born. You’re just taking everyone’s word for it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx91d2/you_dont_actually_know_what_day_you_were_born/ (appleijunkie)
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Pooping is primitive 3d printing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx919j/pooping_is_primitive_3d_printing/ (dalekfromskaro)
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You and someone a thousand years ago have drank the same water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx8znp/you_and_someone_a_thousand_years_ago_have_drank/ (SlimyPig1)
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Visual dad joke: Someone responds to you with a picture of a bee, scratching itself. Get it? Calling you a bee-itch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx8y3k/visual_dad_joke_someone_responds_to_you_with_a/ (KubrickIsMyCopilot)
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The idea of laying in a hammock is much more pleasant than actually laying in a hammock.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx8xsg/the_idea_of_laying_in_a_hammock_is_much_more/ (Icouldberight)
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You don’t buy a good homing pigeon, you rent it .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx8u3s/you_dont_buy_a_good_homing_pigeon_you_rent_it/ (shadowturdfurgison)
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If a holy man blesses the ocean, we can use the whole thing to kill vampires.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx8snk/if_a_holy_man_blesses_the_ocean_we_can_use_the/ (NicholasRyanH)
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Most people have touched glass more than anything else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx8rgt/most_people_have_touched_glass_more_than_anything/ ([deleted])
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All of the major stories about screaming in a forest or the mountains, are probably fake it was just a mountain lion screaming.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx8r34/all_of_the_major_stories_about_screaming_in_a/ (hungryfordonuts5)
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People with contacts would probably be the first to die when marooned on a desert island.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx8puv/people_with_contacts_would_probably_be_the_first/ (uglyindianboi)
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Every dick has been inside a woman.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx8oep/every_dick_has_been_inside_a_woman/ ([deleted])
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Billions of mobile phone cameras in the world and still no real evidence of UFOs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx8o4o/billions_of_mobile_phone_cameras_in_the_world_and/ ([deleted])
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Amazon uses the verbiage: “guaranteed delivery by” but owe no-one if the guarantee is invalid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx8o1f/amazon_uses_the_verbiage_guaranteed_delivery_by/ (PloxtTY)
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Mosquitoes are the #1 predator to humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx8mvy/mosquitoes_are_the_1_predator_to_humans/ (ElBrando18)
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If you somehow knew and memorized Everything available online, you would become a pervert

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx8mpa/if_you_somehow_knew_and_memorized_everything/ (ReadToDie)
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Strap-ons are prosthetic cocks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx8mdv/strapons_are_prosthetic_cocks/ ([deleted])
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3/5 sounds way better than 60%

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx8m41/35_sounds_way_better_than_60/ (Eastcoastfudgelover1)
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Finding your contact lenses is pretty hard cause you need them to find them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx8kxh/finding_your_contact_lenses_is_pretty_hard_cause/ (Strangeduh)
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When we turn into adults we basically get paid to get out of the house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx8jjr/when_we_turn_into_adults_we_basically_get_paid_to/ (AshD_2019)
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The under armor logo looks like a dog bone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx8iwk/the_under_armor_logo_looks_like_a_dog_bone/ (Turtgang42)
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If fruit screamed as we peeled back their skin/rind, these tasty snacks would not be so enjoyable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx8ikb/if_fruit_screamed_as_we_peeled_back_their/ (Yonfire)
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If you ignore something long enough, it will disappear... eventually.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx8hk9/if_you_ignore_something_long_enough_it_will/ (wert33223344)
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Most people don't know most people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx8h8k/most_people_dont_know_most_people/ (SlimyPig1)
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When you play games on easy mode, it’s on hard mode for the enemies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx8h5v/when_you_play_games_on_easy_mode_its_on_hard_mode/ ([deleted])
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The rocks that the first cavemen used to make fire are still out there somewhere

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx8gyc/the_rocks_that_the_first_cavemen_used_to_make/ (QueenElsaArrendelle)
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If you land on someone else's property in Monopoly, and it doesn't have a house, you're quite literally paying rent to live on the streets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx8g45/if_you_land_on_someone_elses_property_in_monopoly/ (Kalajasavakuy)
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Airsoft guys try to act like they are in the military, but nerf guys try to act like they play airsoft.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx8f4f/airsoft_guys_try_to_act_like_they_are_in_the/ (Mr_Piggles329)
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"When you kill a killer the number of killers stays the same" may not be true, but when you kill a killer the number of murders commited by living people stays the same, unless you kill someone and THEN yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx8c8l/when_you_kill_a_killer_the_number_of_killers/ ([deleted])
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When a show gets removed and then picked up by a different network, the writers not only just gained the ability to talk shit on the original network, they also gained the motivation to do so

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx8c7l/when_a_show_gets_removed_and_then_picked_up_by_a/ ([deleted])
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Knees are leg elbows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx8b0i/knees_are_leg_elbows/ (m4ve_)
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It would suck to be the person that has to read Morgan Freeman's eulogy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx8auc/it_would_suck_to_be_the_person_that_has_to_read/ (KoalaTeaSenpai)
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Insurance companies and fitness gyms have the same business model. They count on people to pay for them but not use them to make a profit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx89py/insurance_companies_and_fitness_gyms_have_the/ (adamantcondition)
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If you stack 2 Italies on top of each other, it would kill a lot of people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx89fz/if_you_stack_2_italies_on_top_of_each_other_it/ (egyuhwervewu)
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Genghis Khan must’ve had all the stds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx890j/genghis_khan_mustve_had_all_the_stds/ (Fossil-boy07)
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Getting a cold next winter is going to be super stressful

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx88tf/getting_a_cold_next_winter_is_going_to_be_super/ (1ucky731)
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The riot scenes in the Joker movie are happening in US.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx88ig/the_riot_scenes_in_the_joker_movie_are_happening/ (PhD3DP)
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"Paper or plastic" could also refer to a method of payment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx87yz/paper_or_plastic_could_also_refer_to_a_method_of/ (TheyCallMeDrAsshole)
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Some people turn into forbidden vegetables.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx876n/some_people_turn_into_forbidden_vegetables/ ([deleted])
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It’s definitely possible that two best friends in real life unknowingly hate each other online

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx85d2/its_definitely_possible_that_two_best_friends_in/ (husbus)
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Fish that live at the top of the ocean are probably seen as “birds” for fish that live near the bottom of the ocean.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx84o4/fish_that_live_at_the_top_of_the_ocean_are/ (verynice020)
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People recognize greatness only when some authority confirms it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx83o6/people_recognize_greatness_only_when_some/ (Dgvjy2003)
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"I love fishes" is worlds apart from "I love fish"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx83ic/i_love_fishes_is_worlds_apart_from_i_love_fish/ (vasudaiva_kutumbakam)
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No one is truly good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx83gv/no_one_is_truly_good/ (InFinder2004)
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Looking at how often someone's car has been keyed is a decent indicator of how big an asshole they are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx82vo/looking_at_how_often_someones_car_has_been_keyed/ (EtOHMartini)
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Whenever someone makes a Simpsons reference it's not a scene in which Bart is being disrespectful to authority

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx8270/whenever_someone_makes_a_simpsons_reference_its/ (jsmitter)
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Someone thought that killing an animal then consuming their innards was a good idea

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx81pp/someone_thought_that_killing_an_animal_then/ (Johnzander0)
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If the Mongols didn’t invade Baghdad, Then Arabic would’ve been the Leading language in the world instead of English

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx7zj3/if_the_mongols_didnt_invade_baghdad_then_arabic/ (Omaralqethami)
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Learning to play songs on the guitar is more or less just learning different dances for your fingers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx7xaq/learning_to_play_songs_on_the_guitar_is_more_or/ ([deleted])
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Any electric device in a virtual world is powered by real world electricity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx7wxg/any_electric_device_in_a_virtual_world_is_powered/ (zuwiboiii)
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Hate is affection with negative numbers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx7uwj/hate_is_affection_with_negative_numbers/ ([deleted])
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Zeros either make things expensive or cheap depending on the way you look at it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx7uka/zeros_either_make_things_expensive_or_cheap/ (florida-made)
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Cash is the universal gift card.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx7ttq/cash_is_the_universal_gift_card/ ([deleted])
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The difference between making coffee and pasta is whether you keep the solid or the liquid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx7s2f/the_difference_between_making_coffee_and_pasta_is/ ([deleted])
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There's a 99% chance you'll lose something you put somewhere so as to not lose it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx7nmr/theres_a_99_chance_youll_lose_something_you_put/ (Redeemer2911)
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The world needs slapstick comedy more than it realizes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx7gzi/the_world_needs_slapstick_comedy_more_than_it/ (AlphaKuupa)
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The fact that we drive cars so mindlessly with people's lives at stake is a scary thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx7dvi/the_fact_that_we_drive_cars_so_mindlessly_with/ (hippietravel)
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A chef's work goes down the drain eventually.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx7djf/a_chefs_work_goes_down_the_drain_eventually/ ([deleted])
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Thank you emails are waste, essential, unnecessary, and necessary.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx7bj7/thank_you_emails_are_waste_essential_unnecessary/ (nameABOVEall)
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"Silence is what speaks the loudest" doesn't really apply to people with tinnitus.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx7b1e/silence_is_what_speaks_the_loudest_doesnt_really/ (zuwiboiii)
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Someone out there could be thinking about you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx7aqe/someone_out_there_could_be_thinking_about_you/ ([deleted])
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"Anything written between quotation marks looks more profound than it really is."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx7a26/anything_written_between_quotation_marks_looks/ (hazyheadd)
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Korra, from the avatar series, has the ability to make an ironman suit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx79k7/korra_from_the_avatar_series_has_the_ability_to/ (zuwiboiii)
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Our entire system of counting in cycles of 10 is based on how many fingers we have to count on...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx78o5/our_entire_system_of_counting_in_cycles_of_10_is/ (Badappolo)
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Alcoholism genes are likely preserved by increasing promiscuous behavior

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx78kl/alcoholism_genes_are_likely_preserved_by/ (snubber)
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In regular movies, you write a script then film. In nature documentaries, you film then write a script.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx77s4/in_regular_movies_you_write_a_script_then_film_in/ (Patrick_Stars_Dad)
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The word, “Truth” only exists because of lies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx76s7/the_word_truth_only_exists_because_of_lies/ (Human_Kaleidoscope_7)
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Pythons and boa constrictors are the cuddliest of all animals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx76hs/pythons_and_boa_constrictors_are_the_cuddliest_of/ (broha89)
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There are more booty cheeks than the worlds population

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx768j/there_are_more_booty_cheeks_than_the_worlds/ ([deleted])
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There are two countries that both hold the title for "most mined country in the world". One is laced with explosives and the other with valuable ores

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx75ea/there_are_two_countries_that_both_hold_the_title/ (stabby_joe)
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Multiple cats living at the same house probably see themselves more as colleagues than room mates

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx74tr/multiple_cats_living_at_the_same_house_probably/ (ThatGameBoyle)
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Monopoly is one of the only board games you go into knowing you probably won’t finish

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx741j/monopoly_is_one_of_the_only_board_games_you_go/ (TheFlame150)
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Socks seem clean based on whether they're flipped inside out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx737p/socks_seem_clean_based_on_whether_theyre_flipped/ (Alext2k)
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Getting a cold sore, spot or dental surgery done wouldn't be so bad at the moment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx71xs/getting_a_cold_sore_spot_or_dental_surgery_done/ (Fiale440)
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If the muffin would have stayed quiet, calm and steady someone would have surely eaten it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx71rv/if_the_muffin_would_have_stayed_quiet_calm_and/ (thou_undercoverjack)
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Nameless bad guys in comics only have good aim if the target is bulletproof

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx6z2f/nameless_bad_guys_in_comics_only_have_good_aim_if/ (Taylor-B-)
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Records are a physical embodiment of music.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx6vem/records_are_a_physical_embodiment_of_music/ (OmegianLord)
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Unidentified Federal Officers (UFOs) are abducting people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx6u7z/unidentified_federal_officers_ufos_are_abducting/ (menervan)
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It's very disturbing that the history we learn isn't 100% true and many interesting moments have been hidden, covered up or changed completely to fit those who pass it down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx6tc6/its_very_disturbing_that_the_history_we_learn/ (SteliosJ7)
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Somewhere there is a rock, or what’s left of it, that is indirectly responsible for creation of all other tools.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx6rz3/somewhere_there_is_a_rock_or_whats_left_of_it/ ([deleted])
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Just like fruits and vegetables, people get wrinkly when near their expiration date.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx6pr7/just_like_fruits_and_vegetables_people_get/ ([deleted])
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Off the top of your head, you can't count exactly 15 different items without using numbers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx6o9j/off_the_top_of_your_head_you_cant_count_exactly/ (CommentDebate)
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Sometimes trying to discern if you’re depressed or if you just have an accurate perception of reality is difficult

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx6n6c/sometimes_trying_to_discern_if_youre_depressed_or/ ([deleted])
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When you light a campfire, it heats the whole world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx6m50/when_you_light_a_campfire_it_heats_the_whole_world/ (360Bowscopez)
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If you stare at the sun long enough, you get a dog.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx6lrs/if_you_stare_at_the_sun_long_enough_you_get_a_dog/ (ChaddyMcChadface)
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If you never doubt or question whether you’re a good person, you probably aren’t one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx6kj0/if_you_never_doubt_or_question_whether_youre_a/ ([deleted])
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On a microwave, putting in 60 is the same as putting in 100.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx6hfy/on_a_microwave_putting_in_60_is_the_same_as/ ([deleted])
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If you get enough tattoos, the number of tattoos you have starts going down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx6h07/if_you_get_enough_tattoos_the_number_of_tattoos/ (dan52895)
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A cloudy day could make it look like morning or late afternoon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx6g9v/a_cloudy_day_could_make_it_look_like_morning_or/ (farooqskariem)
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Donuts are deep fried cake

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx6f4b/donuts_are_deep_fried_cake/ (katyushawashere)
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Algae is the quiet kid who does all the work but never get credit for it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx6ebf/algae_is_the_quiet_kid_who_does_all_the_work_but/ (sidorsidd)
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Technically if you have to much of anything. It will kill you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx6bal/technically_if_you_have_to_much_of_anything_it/ (johnthejohnlywarlord)
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Maybe groundhog day was just a custom westworld map

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx6b9e/maybe_groundhog_day_was_just_a_custom_westworld/ (The_OMG)
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The loudest person in the room is often the stupidest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx6a01/the_loudest_person_in_the_room_is_often_the/ (johnthejohnlywarlord)
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You encounter more numbers in one day than you could probably count in a year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx69mb/you_encounter_more_numbers_in_one_day_than_you/ (poolside123)
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The unidentified officers attacking people in Portland are the exact people the 2nd amendment was meant to protect us from but the people in love with the 2nd amendment think they are on the same side.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx68gx/the_unidentified_officers_attacking_people_in/ (I_Am_Justin_Tyler)
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Shaving foam lets you know which part was shaved and which part wasn't.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx66qe/shaving_foam_lets_you_know_which_part_was_shaved/ (CommentDebate)
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A fuckton can be any amount.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx65pf/a_fuckton_can_be_any_amount/ ([deleted])
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The stigma associated with being scared has probably taken quite a few lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx65at/the_stigma_associated_with_being_scared_has/ (WormEatingMan)
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The word "eye" translates to "ojo" in Spanish. But the word "eyeball" gets an upgrade to "globo ocular".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx64uy/the_word_eye_translates_to_ojo_in_spanish_but_the/ (SFinTX)
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Everybody is full of themself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx63ph/everybody_is_full_of_themself/ (DancingBear2020)
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Technically the gun doesn't kill the person. The bullet does... The gun just helps the bullet get there...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx636y/technically_the_gun_doesnt_kill_the_person_the/ (johnthejohnlywarlord)
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If you drink while you pee do you have an unlimited stream of pee

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx61n0/if_you_drink_while_you_pee_do_you_have_an/ (throwaway_1_8)
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If avatar Aang was in space he couldn't be able to airbend.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx61e5/if_avatar_aang_was_in_space_he_couldnt_be_able_to/ (Seviralath)
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Dr. Fauci deserves all the credit in the world for not calling large groups of people fucking idiots

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx61an/dr_fauci_deserves_all_the_credit_in_the_world_for/ (100kUpvotesOrBust)
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“Get 50% off” is a weird way to advertise hair growth products

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx60sz/get_50_off_is_a_weird_way_to_advertise_hair/ (anaheimducksss)
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Most social media would never work without a critical mass of people posting things that could ruin their careers or lives to maintain a sufficient level of drama to keep the platform relevant and interesting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx60ht/most_social_media_would_never_work_without_a/ (RockinandChalkin)
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Having a low IQ might make watching movies more enjoyable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx6077/having_a_low_iq_might_make_watching_movies_more/ (darkyf1)
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Ifever a grasshopper lands on your arm, for a brief moment, it's a hairhopper.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx5zj0/ifever_a_grasshopper_lands_on_your_arm_for_a/ (ZzKRzZ)
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Porn in 2021 Will be like

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx5unv/porn_in_2021_will_be_like/ (tondo22)
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Once you play Cards Against Humanity, there's no going back to Apples to Apples

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx5q48/once_you_play_cards_against_humanity_theres_no/ (KitKat42o)
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The older you get the harder it is to find your date of birth in dropdown lists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx5o8v/the_older_you_get_the_harder_it_is_to_find_your/ ([deleted])
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I've always wondered when "falling over" becomes "having a fall".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx5lz8/ive_always_wondered_when_falling_over_becomes/ (jutepod)
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When a story ends with “it was all just a dream”, it’s not only a cheap ending but an excuse for plot holes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx5lro/when_a_story_ends_with_it_was_all_just_a_dream/ (TheDumbestTimeline)
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The wizarding world could be real, just their magic is so advanced we don’t know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx5l8t/the_wizarding_world_could_be_real_just_their/ (Mik333e)
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It's impossible to have a weighted blanket in the ISS

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx5kva/its_impossible_to_have_a_weighted_blanket_in_the/ (Hipster_Archimedes)
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Nobody actually reads the rules for Monopoly, unless a fight occurs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx5iqc/nobody_actually_reads_the_rules_for_monopoly/ (Niels_h_)
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The only good thing about getting amnesia is that you get to try something new every day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx5hnv/the_only_good_thing_about_getting_amnesia_is_that/ ([deleted])
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If something is wholesome, we try to make it cursed, if there is something cursed we try to make it wholesome.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx5fzs/if_something_is_wholesome_we_try_to_make_it/ (Superphobe776)
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Being good at doing nothing is very different from not being good at doing anything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx5f5k/being_good_at_doing_nothing_is_very_different/ (c_h_a_r_)
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Male boxers are still longer than some of the girls short and they do it in WINTER

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx5duv/male_boxers_are_still_longer_than_some_of_the/ (ember-main)
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People have customizable skins.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx5dq1/people_have_customizable_skins/ (stinkywookie)
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It will be a complicated year for the Darwin Awards...there are so many good contenders to choose from!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx5bkc/it_will_be_a_complicated_year_for_the_darwin/ (AlpacaInk)
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Getting booted from a furry convention makes you a "Fursona Non Grata."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx59be/getting_booted_from_a_furry_convention_makes_you/ (BillionTonsHyperbole)
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Clothes are customizable skins for all animals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx595z/clothes_are_customizable_skins_for_all_animals/ (Invincibro)
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Someone alive has the highest probability of getting the USB plugin right on the first try.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx57uy/someone_alive_has_the_highest_probability_of/ (Wernershnitzl)
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Antiques Roadshow is Quality TV

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx57bu/antiques_roadshow_is_quality_tv/ (cassawest)
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People go for a run to get better at running so that it’s easier to go for a run

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx55wr/people_go_for_a_run_to_get_better_at_running_so/ ([deleted])
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The Alpha generation is in the door of starting middle school moving gen z to the guiders of the society

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx55dh/the_alpha_generation_is_in_the_door_of_starting/ ([deleted])
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Telling a stranger to have a nice day is polite, telling them to have a nice life is rude and a little sinister even though you will likely never see them again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx54kh/telling_a_stranger_to_have_a_nice_day_is_polite/ (BrandynBlaze)
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For some reason you need to dedicate an entire drawer to used gift bags as a fail safe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx52bi/for_some_reason_you_need_to_dedicate_an_entire/ (Po1sonator)
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The top trends on twitter and top posts on reddit would be so weird and full of confusion if Thanos' snap actually happened

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx51y9/the_top_trends_on_twitter_and_top_posts_on_reddit/ ([deleted])
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"What song do you recommend?" Is a question that is forever relevant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx4z0v/what_song_do_you_recommend_is_a_question_that_is/ (zuwiboiii)
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You're never going to see most people you've met on the Internet again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx4y8u/youre_never_going_to_see_most_people_youve_met_on/ (__Jimmy__)
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Mocking conspiracy theorists, ostentatively stating that they're wrong and punishing them for it is exactly what conspiracy members would want to do to get people off their track.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx4w3d/mocking_conspiracy_theorists_ostentatively/ (MC_Kejml)
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Your brain will either punish or reward itself depending on "its" success and failure

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx4v0q/your_brain_will_either_punish_or_reward_itself/ ([deleted])
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*Abra ka dabra* is the lamest and fakest line party magicians repeat to convey they know magic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx4tse/abra_ka_dabra_is_the_lamest_and_fakest_line_party/ (pjb0016)
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People are meat-mechs with gray butter pilots.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx4sej/people_are_meatmechs_with_gray_butter_pilots/ (lfantine)
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fossil fuels are a part of human nature if u think of it in a dumb way

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx4s8k/fossil_fuels_are_a_part_of_human_nature_if_u/ (1234532145)
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If you could feasibly dig a hole through the earth and jump in, you'd only fall down halfway. You'd have to climb up the other half.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx4rpu/if_you_could_feasibly_dig_a_hole_through_the/ (mrd-uyi)
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The expression “you killed it” probably comes from people hunting and the dad literally saying “you killed it! Good job son!”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx4qje/the_expression_you_killed_it_probably_comes_from/ (husbus)
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The first piece of bread tastes exactly like the others, but we hate it just because we don't like how it looks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx4o4w/the_first_piece_of_bread_tastes_exactly_like_the/ (spookycheesepuff)
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People always talk about protecting nature but nobody ever cares about stepping all over grass.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx4o0j/people_always_talk_about_protecting_nature_but/ ([deleted])
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Loading Screen Tips are beginning to be a thing of the past as technology gets faster.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx4k1d/loading_screen_tips_are_beginning_to_be_a_thing/ (Fart_Muffler)
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ZZ Top are weirdly impressed by an adult woman who knows how to walk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx4ii6/zz_top_are_weirdly_impressed_by_an_adult_woman/ (MatsarOne)
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The expression “Ignore it and it’ll go away” applies perfectly to your teeth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx4hza/the_expression_ignore_it_and_itll_go_away_applies/ ([deleted])
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Your wife is technically your ex-girlfriend

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx4hjz/your_wife_is_technically_your_exgirlfriend/ (funshitaccount)
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if the earth actually were round, flat-earthers would look pretty silly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx4gy6/if_the_earth_actually_were_round_flatearthers/ (throwawayaccount3354)
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People who speak less common languages must have a much smaller music selection.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx4gjt/people_who_speak_less_common_languages_must_have/ (byte-boi)
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The expression “Ignore it and it’ll go” away applies perfectly to your teeth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx4eev/the_expression_ignore_it_and_itll_go_away_applies/ ([deleted])
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When you have a party at your house you clean it for other people to come and mess it up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx4ava/when_you_have_a_party_at_your_house_you_clean_it/ (GrumpyCheese_)
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cold water tastes better because it tastes less

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx4ak1/cold_water_tastes_better_because_it_tastes_less/ (Testing_things_out)
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There is a number between 7 and 10^150 which is exactly the number of atoms in the entire universe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx49uk/there_is_a_number_between_7_and_10150_which_is/ (icint)
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When everything becomes digitalized, even books and libraries would become worthless

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx4884/when_everything_becomes_digitalized_even_books/ (woofie_17)
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If we lived in a world where spiders didn't exist, the human imagination probably wouldn't be able to come up with them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx41s7/if_we_lived_in_a_world_where_spiders_didnt_exist/ (Retrac752)
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Sometimes the enforcement of a law is more dangerous than the law being broken

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx41l9/sometimes_the_enforcement_of_a_law_is_more/ (HerbertGoon)
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Movies and tv shows tend to forget that people’s hair grows throughout the school year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx40wo/movies_and_tv_shows_tend_to_forget_that_peoples/ (Cornelius_M)
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Glasses make you look smarter but you have to fail an exam to get them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx40he/glasses_make_you_look_smarter_but_you_have_to/ (ambitiouslearner123)
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If Carl and Ellie couldn't afford a vacation, they wouldn't have been able to afford a baby either.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx3zj0/if_carl_and_ellie_couldnt_afford_a_vacation_they/ (Angelrenate)
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Future zombie movies will probably include people downplaying the issue and refusing to protect themselves much more.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx3yyr/future_zombie_movies_will_probably_include_people/ (Givemeajackson)
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Somehow the Incredibles guessed the power of their child before it was born when they named them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx3wvh/somehow_the_incredibles_guessed_the_power_of/ (Ginger312)
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The only difference between Seth Rogen's and Jimmy Carr's laugh is that one only exhales and the other only inhales

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx3tfd/the_only_difference_between_seth_rogens_and_jimmy/ (Troublemesoftly)
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There can never be too many fish in the sea

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx3sx2/there_can_never_be_too_many_fish_in_the_sea/ (rocksofiron)
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There is a sure fire cinematic scene going on in everyone's head

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx3qh6/there_is_a_sure_fire_cinematic_scene_going_on_in/ (fernandeztahi)
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The first step to learning how to repair something is learning how to clean it properly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx3q6a/the_first_step_to_learning_how_to_repair/ (arjo_reich)
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There's a possibility someone fucked the animal your food came from.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx3pyw/theres_a_possibility_someone_fucked_the_animal/ ([deleted])
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Observing sexual intercourse between animals is considered field biology. Doing the same with humans is considered a leisure activity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx3pw1/observing_sexual_intercourse_between_animals_is/ (Xianthu_Exists)
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If your job involves a lot of fake moaning, being mostly naked, and rubbing your sweaty body againt a bunch of other sweaty bodies while other people watch, you might be a pro wrestler.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx3oo3/if_your_job_involves_a_lot_of_fake_moaning_being/ (Myomyw)
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All life on earth is one cell that kept dividing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx3oc1/all_life_on_earth_is_one_cell_that_kept_dividing/ (Dakrys)
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A lot of adults are probably subconsciously traumatized from when a beloved baby toy ran low on batteries then bellowed like a demon at them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx3mjc/a_lot_of_adults_are_probably_subconsciously/ (OhTheHueManatee)
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If Smellovision was introduced, people would Rickroll others with farts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx3koh/if_smellovision_was_introduced_people_would/ (jt372)
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The last human being alive wont definitley know if they are the last human being alive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx3hx3/the_last_human_being_alive_wont_definitley_know/ (Lightwingames)
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Every tourist that barely knows your language has a language he's fluent in, and can make puns, use metaphores and tell complete stories.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx3hjk/every_tourist_that_barely_knows_your_language_has/ (Darkmaster666666)
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A password consisting of only spaces will never be suspected

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx3gbi/a_password_consisting_of_only_spaces_will_never/ (Real_Normal)
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If everyone hates the sound of their voice on recordings, Morgan Freemans voice must sound like magic in his own head.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx3eet/if_everyone_hates_the_sound_of_their_voice_on/ (Hank___Scorpio)
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Major part of parenting is pretending to be excited by very boring things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx3e4l/major_part_of_parenting_is_pretending_to_be/ (__Dawn__Amber__)
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Theme parks can take crystal clear pictures of you going really fast on a rollercoaster but banks can't take a clear enough picture of a robber standing still

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx3b5g/theme_parks_can_take_crystal_clear_pictures_of/ (Doritoman265)
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You are never bald you just have a really long neck

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx39c5/you_are_never_bald_you_just_have_a_really_long/ (RedRogue773)
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The stimulus checks are 'advances on refundable tax credits' meaning you will have to pay back $2,400 on next year's tax return.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx3713/the_stimulus_checks_are_advances_on_refundable/ ([deleted])
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If someone could predict when a world ending meteor would hit the Earth, they wouldn’t ever be able to celebrate being correct.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx35ne/if_someone_could_predict_when_a_world_ending/ (Mentessi01)
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"Death Becomes Her" has aged well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx34n7/death_becomes_her_has_aged_well/ (FlamDukke)
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We learn things from other things. Saying you “only know that because of ___” is a paradox.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx341x/we_learn_things_from_other_things_saying_you_only/ (dobbyisfree0806)
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At a certain point in size, land no longer is an island. For example, Hawaii is small and is considered to be islands, but the Americas are very large and no one ever considers them an island.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx33z6/at_a_certain_point_in_size_land_no_longer_is_an/ (Medsmercer)
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Sharks always eat salty food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx31iz/sharks_always_eat_salty_food/ (S4Ch13L)
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Your House is most likely a landmark for people while driving on their daily route

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx2zi6/your_house_is_most_likely_a_landmark_for_people/ (TCB_24)
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Boneless wings are fancy nuggets made from breast meat ...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx2xdm/boneless_wings_are_fancy_nuggets_made_from_breast/ (ahabthecrusader)
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Sinners are judging sinners for sinning differently

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx2xa1/sinners_are_judging_sinners_for_sinning/ (Fazlul101)
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On planets with lower gravity people would most likely be seen as real life supermen/women.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx2x6j/on_planets_with_lower_gravity_people_would_most/ (FeelingDesigner)
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The biggest celebration of your life only happens when you pass away

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx2wuo/the_biggest_celebration_of_your_life_only_happens/ (Wristyplum)
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The biggest plot hole of The Wizard of Oz is that Dorothy wanted to go back to Kansas.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx2wre/the_biggest_plot_hole_of_the_wizard_of_oz_is_that/ (HotdogOnTheGround)
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It's always second breakfast somewhere on Middle Earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx2u8t/its_always_second_breakfast_somewhere_on_middle/ (Soulfox1988)
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The wheel is great, but how about some credit for whoever invented the CUP.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx2tov/the_wheel_is_great_but_how_about_some_credit_for/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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Conspiracy theories like QAnon, 5G, Pizzagate, and Bill Gates seem wildly implausible to many, but they’re a lot more plausible than some guy walking on water a few thousand years ago.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx2tgl/conspiracy_theories_like_qanon_5g_pizzagate_and/ ([deleted])
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If you dropped something in a hole that goes all the way through earth, it would stop in the middle because of gravity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx2rnh/if_you_dropped_something_in_a_hole_that_goes_all/ ([deleted])
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Everyone who‘s at least one year old has already lived his death day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx2r3z/everyone_whos_at_least_one_year_old_has_already/ (jeje17j)
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If cats like mice why isn't there mice flavoured cat food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx2qq2/if_cats_like_mice_why_isnt_there_mice_flavoured/ (KeinenC)
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Nowadays is okay for movies to destroy the whole world, but not one specific well known place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx2qky/nowadays_is_okay_for_movies_to_destroy_the_whole/ (r4tzt4r)
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From the way we see people believe in outrageous theories, there's possibly a 100% chance that it does not matter what you come up with, there will always be someone who will passionately believe in it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx2qgk/from_the_way_we_see_people_believe_in_outrageous/ (itsricoche)
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We all worry about not looking good enough, but all of us will die anyways, so you might as well be content with how you look and focus on your better qualities

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx2pps/we_all_worry_about_not_looking_good_enough_but/ (NovaThinksBadly)
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When we are dreaming, we are creating our own fanfics

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx2oza/when_we_are_dreaming_we_are_creating_our_own/ (CatupiryPizza)
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Arranging a few atoms of silicone together and turning them on and off changed the entire world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx2of0/arranging_a_few_atoms_of_silicone_together_and/ (PlacentaOnOnionGravy)
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A date is in a certain way an interview for sex

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx2o4j/a_date_is_in_a_certain_way_an_interview_for_sex/ (jeje17j)
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Banana flavoured cookies taste totally different from banana flavoured sweets, yet neither of them taste like actual bananas

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx2ndk/banana_flavoured_cookies_taste_totally_different/ (ForbiddenFajita-)
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A burp is actually a reversed fart

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx2n8g/a_burp_is_actually_a_reversed_fart/ (lilsmal)
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Each moment we get closer to tommorow but tommorow never comes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx2m6v/each_moment_we_get_closer_to_tommorow_but/ (thiccdankboy)
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One of the most satisfying feelings while driving is lowering the gps eta by a minute.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx2le5/one_of_the_most_satisfying_feelings_while_driving/ (DevonWhiteTurnUp)
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When playing golf, you try to play as little golf as possible

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx2l7t/when_playing_golf_you_try_to_play_as_little_golf/ ([deleted])
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Licking envelope flaps was a lot tastier as a kid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx2kwb/licking_envelope_flaps_was_a_lot_tastier_as_a_kid/ (fruity-line_segment)
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people write books and make them into movies, but not the other way round

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx2j0n/people_write_books_and_make_them_into_movies_but/ (oprahwindfury06)
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Solving a problem (especially a big one) makes you happier than having no problems at all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx2iwr/solving_a_problem_especially_a_big_one_makes_you/ (Catalyzed_Spy)
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If giraffes didn't have neck bones you could probably tie their neck into a bow

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx2i1i/if_giraffes_didnt_have_neck_bones_you_could/ (ToeyToeToe)
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There is tear gas and laughing gas but not gases for others emotions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx2hwg/there_is_tear_gas_and_laughing_gas_but_not_gases/ ([deleted])
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Most people like a song cause of the music but they think it’s because of the singer .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx2dke/most_people_like_a_song_cause_of_the_music_but/ ([deleted])
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Pole vaulting is jousting for the horseless working classes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx2dd2/pole_vaulting_is_jousting_for_the_horseless/ (TheSunIsActuallyCold)
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Since the rise of the internet the world has become addicted to disinformation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx2cph/since_the_rise_of_the_internet_the_world_has/ (river_tree_nut)
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If someone found a way to control ants, they could hold the world hostage given that they have already infiltrated every country (except Antarctica)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx2ckv/if_someone_found_a_way_to_control_ants_they_could/ (zuwiboiii)
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There are probably people who lived their whole lives not knowing they caused some of the world’s greatest tragedies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx2c54/there_are_probably_people_who_lived_their_whole/ (xcatcherontheflyx)
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Losing one sock is worse than losing both of them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx29nf/losing_one_sock_is_worse_than_losing_both_of_them/ (Adikovec69)
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Logan and Laura from the X-Men franchise are almost just like Joel and Ellie from The Last Of Us franchise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx28rw/logan_and_laura_from_the_xmen_franchise_are/ (ShadowStrike2)
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People who get up late are considered lazy but people who go to bed early are not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx28qi/people_who_get_up_late_are_considered_lazy_but/ (westernbraker)
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There is/was a person who had taken biggest shit of the history

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx28a4/there_iswas_a_person_who_had_taken_biggest_shit/ (suyash_21)
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There's a chance that the people and strangers you walked by probably liked you and thought about you often that day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx281q/theres_a_chance_that_the_people_and_strangers_you/ (Deshik2)
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Spellcheck doesn't get the respect it deserves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx27z8/spellcheck_doesnt_get_the_respect_it_deserves/ (rohm418)
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It’s weird how every person knows a different version of you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx27yk/its_weird_how_every_person_knows_a_different/ (joy_katie)
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No matter how you do whatever you do there will always be some asshole telling you you're doing it wrong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx2746/no_matter_how_you_do_whatever_you_do_there_will/ ([deleted])
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Products sold on TV can either be ‘new’ or ‘improved’ but not both.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx22a4/products_sold_on_tv_can_either_be_new_or_improved/ (ruutuser)
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You have never seen two different people with the exact same model of glasses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx20a9/you_have_never_seen_two_different_people_with_the/ (Aryeii)
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Everyone in the whole world could boost the economy by clicking on every ad they see for a week straight

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx1znq/everyone_in_the_whole_world_could_boost_the/ (Seedpound)
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Europeans and their descendants form the majority population on 5 continents.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx1ywa/europeans_and_their_descendants_form_the_majority/ (underYourBedReturns)
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Not experiencing pain when you expect to is not worrying than experiencing pain when you don't expect to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx1xyl/not_experiencing_pain_when_you_expect_to_is_not/ (Caughtinjail1)
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Homework is unpaid overtime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx1xsk/homework_is_unpaid_overtime/ (Iruinstuffalot)
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The highest level of proficiency in a foreign language is not understanding its puns, but understanding that they are not funny.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx1xqw/the_highest_level_of_proficiency_in_a_foreign/ ([deleted])
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In scary situations, we shout "is anyone here?" to be less confused, but we would actually be much more confused if we got an answer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx1vcz/in_scary_situations_we_shout_is_anyone_here_to_be/ (semsey12x)
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People who never admit when they’re wrong assume they’re still right even when presented evidence. They’ll take their belief to the grave.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx1ue8/people_who_never_admit_when_theyre_wrong_assume/ ([deleted])
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If all of the working class people agreed money wasn’t worth anything more than the paper it’s printed on, the rich would become nearly worthless.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx1u1v/if_all_of_the_working_class_people_agreed_money/ (Vslightning)
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Evil is not the opposite of good, it is the absence of good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx1s5g/evil_is_not_the_opposite_of_good_it_is_the/ (of_little_faith)
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If you try to ghost ride a self-driving car it would most likely stop, or steer away from you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx1rwh/if_you_try_to_ghost_ride_a_selfdriving_car_it/ (smile_is_contagious)
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If you confidently challenged a Dragon Ball character to a fight, they might think you could be hiding a lot of power, even though you'd be initially seen as a weak human

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx1p6e/if_you_confidently_challenged_a_dragon_ball/ (Tramelo)
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The sign of a successful leader is a company or team that runs well both with or without them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx1nmd/the_sign_of_a_successful_leader_is_a_company_or/ (m0nkey_news)
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Technically life is a long story about how you died.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx1l5t/technically_life_is_a_long_story_about_how_you/ ([deleted])
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In 50 years only hipsters will be riding traditional bikes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx1jpt/in_50_years_only_hipsters_will_be_riding/ (hexblot)
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Friendships often start because one needs something from the other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx1jk5/friendships_often_start_because_one_needs/ ([deleted])
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We got lucky that metals are also malleable otherwise we would have to rewire all over again if the wire broke from one point.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx1i4x/we_got_lucky_that_metals_are_also_malleable/ (Lean_doc2)
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Electronic companies could make a lot more money off of USB’s if they only sold cheap 1 MB and expensive 8 TB ones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx1hrz/electronic_companies_could_make_a_lot_more_money/ ([deleted])
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We live in a society that preaches the virtues of "inclusion," but when a gentleman gamer requests participation in sexytime, he is mocked and rejected.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx1gec/we_live_in_a_society_that_preaches_the_virtues_of/ (Gamers_Rising)
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Wine sold in a box is considered low class, but alcohol sold in a box indicates premium spirits.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx1dqy/wine_sold_in_a_box_is_considered_low_class_but/ (overzeetop)
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When you sleep, you’re just looking at your eyelids

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx19j6/when_you_sleep_youre_just_looking_at_your_eyelids/ (OwlFrizion)
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You know a person is evil when you see a shoe reveal before a face reveal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx194r/you_know_a_person_is_evil_when_you_see_a_shoe/ (ScherlundGaming)
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There are a lot of blues and yellows in the sky, but they never mix to become green.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx18kx/there_are_a_lot_of_blues_and_yellows_in_the_sky/ (CommentDebate)
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Your Face isn't Copyrighted. You could get a tattoo of someone's face on your body and they wouldn't be able to do anything about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx17zg/your_face_isnt_copyrighted_you_could_get_a_tattoo/ (JG22396)
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Nails take 40+ years to decompose, so every nail you've clipped is still out there somewhere

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx17h6/nails_take_40_years_to_decompose_so_every_nail/ (OnlineExpat)
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Your bank pin is 8008

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx15tr/your_bank_pin_is_8008/ (cre8tors)
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The reason people “act” like they are “hypnotized” is to not embarrass the hypnotist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx14yn/the_reason_people_act_like_they_are_hypnotized_is/ (Aimless27)
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It's the same people who are annoyed by broken English who blatantly talk in their native language with native people when they are on vacation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx14gq/its_the_same_people_who_are_annoyed_by_broken/ (Kudoichi)
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Fish think they’re flying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx142q/fish_think_theyre_flying/ ([deleted])
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Edison was the epitome of speaking someone else's joke louder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx13ba/edison_was_the_epitome_of_speaking_someone_elses/ (meandnotsomeonelse)
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Breathe-blown balloons are the new letter bomb

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx129u/breatheblown_balloons_are_the_new_letter_bomb/ (albene)
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Rain doesn’t make any noise until it hits the ground

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx0zhn/rain_doesnt_make_any_noise_until_it_hits_the/ (pestopassta)
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Life is a lot easier when your not so angry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx0ysl/life_is_a_lot_easier_when_your_not_so_angry/ (DarthusBootus)
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The vast majority of people whose left nipple isn’t constantly vibrating are dead

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx0xmp/the_vast_majority_of_people_whose_left_nipple/ (TimmyTom32)
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Bodybuilders are harnessing the Earth's gravity, for power, strength and size.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx0xhx/bodybuilders_are_harnessing_the_earths_gravity/ (mr_dopi)
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dwelling in red d it has become like watching a cable news channel... only approved agendas are allowed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx0wgu/dwelling_in_red_d_it_has_become_like_watching_a/ (dissentIsHumanity)
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People who share "factual" posts without reading and researching them are literally TLDRs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx0u6f/people_who_share_factual_posts_without_reading/ (midwestlunatic)
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More kids want to go high above ground rather than to go deep below the seas

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx0tk1/more_kids_want_to_go_high_above_ground_rather/ (CoachFarted)
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People tend to make rules for others, and exceptions for themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx0tf3/people_tend_to_make_rules_for_others_and/ (YZXFILE)
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Banks are full of pictures of dead people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx0r05/banks_are_full_of_pictures_of_dead_people/ ([deleted])
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The fact that the word 'aggressive' has two 'G's and two 'S's seems aggressive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx0ola/the_fact_that_the_word_aggressive_has_two_gs_and/ (crossang)
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A 1/10 first world problem is that internetless moment when you are leaving your flat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx0o9s/a_110_first_world_problem_is_that_internetless/ (tiedurden)
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There could be another you from another universe that is exactly the same as you on earth staring into the same mirror you are looking at.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx0nxf/there_could_be_another_you_from_another_universe/ ([deleted])
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There are roughly as many people as boobs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx0nry/there_are_roughly_as_many_people_as_boobs/ (LittleJohnny_nutter)
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We’re all just collecting data for our files.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx0lqq/were_all_just_collecting_data_for_our_files/ (Masterclownfish)
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Most foods sound the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx0l6w/most_foods_sound_the_same/ (Puskock)
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Fighter pilots would need much more of an extreme ride to have fun on a rollercoaster

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx0kyc/fighter_pilots_would_need_much_more_of_an_extreme/ (ludons)
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If you were sat on top of your own voodoo doll, you wouldn’t be able to get up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx0ks2/if_you_were_sat_on_top_of_your_own_voodoo_doll/ (BramleyPie)
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instant noodles take at least 3 minutes to cook, thus it's not instant

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx0keq/instant_noodles_take_at_least_3_minutes_to_cook/ (ReisenINABAoneechan)
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A quick way to bear witness to your financial state is by taking note of where the needle on your fuel gauge has been

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx0ji2/a_quick_way_to_bear_witness_to_your_financial/ ([deleted])
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The average human has 1 testicle and 1 boob

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx0ibm/the_average_human_has_1_testicle_and_1_boob/ ([deleted])
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George Lucas named the main character in Star Wars after himself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx0i9z/george_lucas_named_the_main_character_in_star/ (squirrelgalaxy)
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Hard candies are saliva enhancers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx0i7m/hard_candies_are_saliva_enhancers/ (MrBoxman45)
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The people who post “big things coming” and “stay tuned” will, at some point, try to sell you MLM products or real estate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx0huz/the_people_who_post_big_things_coming_and_stay/ (Christinedrink)
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Horoscopes are excuses for shitty people to rationalize their behavior

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx0hk0/horoscopes_are_excuses_for_shitty_people_to/ (ToastTheBagels)
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The fist person to drink cow's milk must've been a real weirdo .. or very thirsty/hungry ..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx0g5c/the_fist_person_to_drink_cows_milk_mustve_been_a/ ([deleted])
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People with invisibility powers wouldn't be able to see anything because light would come through their eyes and not in

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx0ep3/people_with_invisibility_powers_wouldnt_be_able/ (YaBoiEgron)
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Rolling papers are worth nothing until you need one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx0e74/rolling_papers_are_worth_nothing_until_you_need/ (hkcin)
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Every t‌‌ime y‌‌ou t‌‌hink h‌‌ow s‌‌mart y‌‌ou a‌‌re, i‌‌t i‌‌s a‌‌ctually y‌‌our b‌‌rain c‌‌ompliments i‌‌tself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx0dhy/every_time_you_think_how_smart_you_are_it_is/ (vpetrychuk)
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We are advancing technologically, but we are regressing as humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx09n0/we_are_advancing_technologically_but_we_are/ (crow047)
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Guys get complimented rarely and mocked often, so they remember the compliments. Girls get complimented often and mocked rarely, so they remember the insults.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx092c/guys_get_complimented_rarely_and_mocked_often_so/ (JackBlacksBallSack)
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It's easy to kill our happiness but its difficult to kill our sadness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx06nf/its_easy_to_kill_our_happiness_but_its_difficult/ (Benny_Boi246)
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Sometimes one feels like the two ends of a loaf of bread.You're there but never mattered.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx05zi/sometimes_one_feels_like_the_two_ends_of_a_loaf/ (fernandeztahi)
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There’s is no key to happiness. Happiness is the key and it unlocks contentment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx05f3/theres_is_no_key_to_happiness_happiness_is_the/ (lightly_salted_fetus)
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A lot these coverings could actually be recycled bras

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx04yq/a_lot_these_coverings_could_actually_be_recycled/ (TheBestestBeanage)
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The biggest lie in porn is that women are always in the mood and never too tired.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx03xn/the_biggest_lie_in_porn_is_that_women_are_always/ ([deleted])
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Bologna is a hotdog pancake.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx037i/bologna_is_a_hotdog_pancake/ (EzraSteel)
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T.G.I. Fridays is a capitalist enterprise whose identity is based on the collective disdain people have for capitalist enterprises.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx02p4/tgi_fridays_is_a_capitalist_enterprise_whose/ (Omnipotent_Napkin)
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Your stomach forces you to feed it or it eventually kills you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx02mi/your_stomach_forces_you_to_feed_it_or_it/ (Titan_Royale)
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At some point, there will be more social media accounts belonging to dead people that were never deleted than counts that belong to the living

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx02hw/at_some_point_there_will_be_more_social_media/ (meowzafish)
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There is no need for a podium in the competition for the tallest man

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hx01rm/there_is_no_need_for_a_podium_in_the_competition/ (oggemagnum)
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The fact that it’s a social norm to shelter and protect your kids is our society acknowledging that the world is a shitty place

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwzyzu/the_fact_that_its_a_social_norm_to_shelter_and/ (GameofFame)
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Wishing someone happy birthday is always belated, because it's years after they were born.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwzyse/wishing_someone_happy_birthday_is_always_belated/ (plaguedoc)
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Shoes aren’t a good representation of what feet look like

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwzxwq/shoes_arent_a_good_representation_of_what_feet/ (xXImm0R74LXx)
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everybody is named after their fathers and mothers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwzxvz/everybody_is_named_after_their_fathers_and_mothers/ (MadsHK)
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When using gadget, all you do is looking at squares changing colors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwzxng/when_using_gadget_all_you_do_is_looking_at/ (Kolos182)
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Papers are worth nothing until you need one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwzx5c/papers_are_worth_nothing_until_you_need_one/ ([deleted])
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If we (somehow) hadn't evolved to find babies cute or adorable, overpopulation would never have been a problem.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwzwhr/if_we_somehow_hadnt_evolved_to_find_babies_cute/ ([deleted])
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It’s impossible for a mii on mii maker to not have a chin

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwzvqn/its_impossible_for_a_mii_on_mii_maker_to_not_have/ (HiimPlectrum)
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When you snap your fingers, the sound is created from your middle finger hitting your palm, NOT your middle finger rubbing your thumb.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwzvq1/when_you_snap_your_fingers_the_sound_is_created/ (anshul199999999)
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With the rise of electric cars, one day children will stop drawing fire spiting exhaust pipes, they will rather lightning throwing wheel or engines

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwzuns/with_the_rise_of_electric_cars_one_day_children/ (Thanos_meant_it_well)
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Since fire exist in gaseous state, air benders can technically bend an existing flame.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwzuh7/since_fire_exist_in_gaseous_state_air_benders_can/ (NoOne77492)
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"Maybe the brain is really hard to understand because our own brain is deeply afraid to trully understand how a brain work ?"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwztbw/maybe_the_brain_is_really_hard_to_understand/ ([deleted])
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You can never really get the tone of voice in a comment post.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwzt7r/you_can_never_really_get_the_tone_of_voice_in_a/ (zuwiboiii)
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Most shirts have a tiny cape in them if you turn them inside out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwzs7g/most_shirts_have_a_tiny_cape_in_them_if_you_turn/ (murderedcats)
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Your fingers are slowly 3D printing your fingernails

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwzs5v/your_fingers_are_slowly_3d_printing_your/ (FenchBadScienceGood)
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The closest thing we have to a superhero is the guy who got shocked by lightning seven times.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwzows/the_closest_thing_we_have_to_a_superhero_is_the/ ([deleted])
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No one will ever hear your voice the way you hear it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwzlyd/no_one_will_ever_hear_your_voice_the_way_you_hear/ (GuruSsum)
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They always draw famous people in shows like simpsons and rick and morty with wide eyes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwzlxb/they_always_draw_famous_people_in_shows_like/ (NeonWolfen)
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There is a very fine line between being lazy and being efficient

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwzl7g/there_is_a_very_fine_line_between_being_lazy_and/ (Torch_Lord)
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Electricity is electron servitude but with extra steps.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwzkw4/electricity_is_electron_servitude_but_with_extra/ (zuwiboiii)
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With the world becoming increasingly more digital, the making of paper may one day become an artisan skill.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwzkqd/with_the_world_becoming_increasingly_more_digital/ (Kevakazi)
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There has to be a certain group of people who got caught watching step-parent porn by their step-parent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwzk9e/there_has_to_be_a_certain_group_of_people_who_got/ (meandnotsomeonelse)
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People with glasses are smarter because lower graphics helps the brain to run better .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwzjsj/people_with_glasses_are_smarter_because_lower/ (luizfaria22)
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If there was life on one of Jupiter’s moons, they’d probably think of Jupiter the way we think of the Sun

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwzih7/if_there_was_life_on_one_of_jupiters_moons_theyd/ (textbookidiot)
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If you had a dollar for every girl that didn’t find you attractive, girls would find you attactive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwzgni/if_you_had_a_dollar_for_every_girl_that_didnt/ ([deleted])
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The main character of a tv show/movie or book is never anyone's favorite character.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwzfp0/the_main_character_of_a_tv_showmovie_or_book_is/ ([deleted])
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Society would not work without trust. We trust the bus driver that he won't kill us, we trust the other drivers that they won't drive into us, we trust the restaurant cook that he won't posion our food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwzfi9/society_would_not_work_without_trust_we_trust_the/ (dominorr)
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Colonist either got much lazier or much smarter about making state borders the further West they got

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwzdrv/colonist_either_got_much_lazier_or_much_smarter/ (agosset2)
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You shouldn’t be able to see the wrong way signs if you’re going the right way...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwzcup/you_shouldnt_be_able_to_see_the_wrong_way_signs/ (ma_sonic)
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Everyone stops smoking... eventually.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwzckf/everyone_stops_smoking_eventually/ (spinn80)
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When you shake an egg shaker, you are an egg shaker.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwzch3/when_you_shake_an_egg_shaker_you_are_an_egg_shaker/ (_joj)
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Because the Platypus can lay eggs and produce milk, it's one of the few animals that can make it's own custard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwzby8/because_the_platypus_can_lay_eggs_and_produce/ ([deleted])
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People would stop using big red circles if we put them in porn to demonstrate how annoying they are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwz829/people_would_stop_using_big_red_circles_if_we_put/ (NeatCockroach)
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Even though no one told us to do it, we speak 'L M N O' faster than we do the rest of the alphabet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwz7fx/even_though_no_one_told_us_to_do_it_we_speak_l_m/ (meandnotsomeonelse)
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Maybe storm troopers had bad aim because like Finn they realised what they were doing is wrong.. but they don't want to be killed by any sith lords/higher in command for disobeying so, they purposely miss. Allowing the rebels to get upperhand

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwz5yo/maybe_storm_troopers_had_bad_aim_because_like/ (grandpoox)
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If dogs one day ruled the world we wouldn't care because they're too cute

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwz3pl/if_dogs_one_day_ruled_the_world_we_wouldnt_care/ (Shwolak)
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Your humour is a representation of cultures you've been exposed to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwz11y/your_humour_is_a_representation_of_cultures_youve/ (Toasted_Compass776)
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maybe each neuron in the brain is conscious and thinks it is the only consciousness running the body...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwywsa/maybe_each_neuron_in_the_brain_is_conscious_and/ (jiohdi1960)
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Stop bullying men for their height, hair and penis. These are completely uncontrollable so you have no right to criticise someone, bully or harass them about it. If you do, you are absolutely pathetic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwyral/stop_bullying_men_for_their_height_hair_and_penis/ (LittleJohnny_nutter)
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We never sunburn our palms because it's the place with the biggest amount of Sun cream.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwyqxu/we_never_sunburn_our_palms_because_its_the_place/ (antoniomanuel10)
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The creation of life is truly weird. From a rich soup of elements, a creature that sustained itself and reproduced was born.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwypzw/the_creation_of_life_is_truly_weird_from_a_rich/ (IsThisEvenRight)
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Technically We're traveling into the future with every passing second.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwyoh9/technically_were_traveling_into_the_future_with/ (ghostx017)
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The sun has never seen a shadow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwyly5/the_sun_has_never_seen_a_shadow/ (Trompeterin)
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The human brain named itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwylp3/the_human_brain_named_itself/ ([deleted])
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Being a superhero is the most ineffective way to bring peace and justice to society.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwyl8d/being_a_superhero_is_the_most_ineffective_way_to/ (zuwiboiii)
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Everything stops being fun when you know you ought to be enjoying it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwykq5/everything_stops_being_fun_when_you_know_you/ (Breeze_in_the_Trees)
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We have all held a World Record Before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwyknh/we_have_all_held_a_world_record_before/ (JadenMF)
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Anal sex is sliding into someone's BMs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwykl8/anal_sex_is_sliding_into_someones_bms/ ([deleted])
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Starfish have no fingers but can still give a high 5.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwyk32/starfish_have_no_fingers_but_can_still_give_a/ (Breeze_in_the_Trees)
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Being invisible will make you very clumsy, since you can't see were your body parts are at

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwyjq4/being_invisible_will_make_you_very_clumsy_since/ (johnburnt)
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SpaceX and NASA probably have a bunch of closet religi0us employees, but zero closet flat earthers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwyh1f/spacex_and_nasa_probably_have_a_bunch_of_closet/ (NVJayNub)
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Since pregnant people will always exist, the average number of skeletons in a human body is higher than one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwygwd/since_pregnant_people_will_always_exist_the/ ([deleted])
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Black holes are the roundest objects in the universe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwyggy/black_holes_are_the_roundest_objects_in_the/ (Myyyystic)
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We live in a society where, Pizza gets delivered to your house before the Police

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwyfha/we_live_in_a_society_where_pizza_gets_delivered/ (CodexGod)
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We consider people who talk to themselves out loud are fools. But if that’s true , we are all fools, since we are always talking inside our head

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwyeub/we_consider_people_who_talk_to_themselves_out/ ([deleted])
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When you take a picture with a mascot, the person in the suit probably smiles out of habit too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwydba/when_you_take_a_picture_with_a_mascot_the_person/ (NunSammich)
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You only notice your floors are creaky when sneaking around in the middle of the night.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwybrq/you_only_notice_your_floors_are_creaky_when/ (Qwirx)
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Technically, an spacesuit protects an astronaut from nothing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwyar9/technically_an_spacesuit_protects_an_astronaut/ (Coronabeer67843)
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If Thomas’ Driver killed someone by rolling over him on Thomas,The driver will be entirely safe,and Thomas,who was completely innocent will be scrapped.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwya28/if_thomas_driver_killed_someone_by_rolling_over/ (tttecapsulelover)
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Most delivery boys first delivery was Oak’s Parcel in Pokémon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwy9ze/most_delivery_boys_first_delivery_was_oaks_parcel/ (priestbox)
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The first caveman to drink oceanwater must have been so confused.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwy9qw/the_first_caveman_to_drink_oceanwater_must_have/ (meandnotsomeonelse)
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Drawing a gun is not "deescalating", or "peacefully resolving" a situation, even when no shots need to be fired.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwy9po/drawing_a_gun_is_not_deescalating_or_peacefully/ (ColeusRattus)
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Naïve has two E’s in it, but we can only see one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwy94h/naïve_has_two_es_in_it_but_we_can_only_see_one/ (WhereMySauce)
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The person who discovered marijuana is indirectly responsible for so many things that people have created while under the influence(music, movie scripts etc)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwy8uq/the_person_who_discovered_marijuana_is_indirectly/ ([deleted])
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The darker it gets, the less light you need to see.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwy8mh/the_darker_it_gets_the_less_light_you_need_to_see/ (122A)
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Cooking could be know as food engineering.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwy7yi/cooking_could_be_know_as_food_engineering/ (zuwiboiii)
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Thing from the Adams family would make an excellent sorcerer supreme.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwy624/thing_from_the_adams_family_would_make_an/ (zuwiboiii)
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We consider humans to be the evolution of apes , but we never consider apes to be the evolution of humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwy5is/we_consider_humans_to_be_the_evolution_of_apes/ (Shicxo)
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Gen Z won't know how to cook, but the generation after them probably will

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwy507/gen_z_wont_know_how_to_cook_but_the_generation/ (NobleSkull1)
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People virtue signal about how being a virgin isn't a big deal, yet one of the most common and effective insults they use against men is "virgin loser".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwy2c5/people_virtue_signal_about_how_being_a_virgin/ ([deleted])
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Tech companies are competing to create amazing wide screen high def TVs and monitors... while users watch portrait low res Tik Tok videos.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwy15z/tech_companies_are_competing_to_create_amazing/ (shawn-appel)
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You don't need a parachute to skydive, you only need a parachute to skydive twice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwy0v1/you_dont_need_a_parachute_to_skydive_you_only/ (RiadRocky444)
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Everything is a consumable, some things can just be used longer than others.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwy0ks/everything_is_a_consumable_some_things_can_just/ (Shadowphyre98)
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String Cheese is a lot like life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwxzjy/string_cheese_is_a_lot_like_life/ ([deleted])
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Halloween is the Starbucks and Ugg Boots of holidays.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwxzb8/halloween_is_the_starbucks_and_ugg_boots_of/ (itsnunyabusiness)
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Hayden Christiensen the actor isn't a jedi master

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwxyxo/hayden_christiensen_the_actor_isnt_a_jedi_master/ (Johnzander0)
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You only have one birthday the rest are anniversaries.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwxx10/you_only_have_one_birthday_the_rest_are/ ([deleted])
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People that use multiple alarms to wake up disrupt their sleep sooner to make disrupting their sleep later, easier.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwxwsa/people_that_use_multiple_alarms_to_wake_up/ (opvertex)
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The mac book is not ok

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwxv6m/the_mac_book_is_not_ok/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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if we reversed the roles of simping it becomes a harem

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwxtac/if_we_reversed_the_roles_of_simping_it_becomes_a/ (someoneudontno1)
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Person woman man camera TV.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwxsno/person_woman_man_camera_tv/ (justsund)
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Offering a facial can have different meanings depending on the gender.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwxrzs/offering_a_facial_can_have_different_meanings/ (TheOGCJ)
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Economy is actually way more powerful than magic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwxq9o/economy_is_actually_way_more_powerful_than_magic/ (inckalt)
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When you are eating a fruit you are eating what plants use to reproduce

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwxq0x/when_you_are_eating_a_fruit_you_are_eating_what/ ([deleted])
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Cats in close vicinity we go aww, wild ones like tigers, panthers we go aww shit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwxoi8/cats_in_close_vicinity_we_go_aww_wild_ones_like/ (majorwtf)
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"The human brain is the most complex organ in the human body"- quote from the human brain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwxohx/the_human_brain_is_the_most_complex_organ_in_the/ (zuwiboiii)
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As smartphones improves, we are spending more money on something that is less of a phone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwxn4s/as_smartphones_improves_we_are_spending_more/ (roastbeefseth)
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If things like cancer and ALS were contagious we would probably be much more eager to find a cure.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwxm0f/if_things_like_cancer_and_als_were_contagious_we/ (Psyanide5210)
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The inventor of the high-five is likely still alive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwxlyt/the_inventor_of_the_highfive_is_likely_still_alive/ (paraapagarbem)
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The last Jedi was a Star Wars movie for people who have never seen Star Wars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwxl8d/the_last_jedi_was_a_star_wars_movie_for_people/ (victosity)
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If you don’t want to get caught stealing, don’t steal and you’ll never be caught.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwxkqt/if_you_dont_want_to_get_caught_stealing_dont/ (VietnamWaffles)
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Everyone in vegas is a vegan

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwxino/everyone_in_vegas_is_a_vegan/ (Johnzander0)
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Your kids birthday is your Momiversary or Dadiversary

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwxi0o/your_kids_birthday_is_your_momiversary_or/ (eipiminus1)
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Everyone on earth who have travelled bellow sea level could be considered a terranaut.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwxh5l/everyone_on_earth_who_have_travelled_bellow_sea/ (zuwiboiii)
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Life is technically a "pay to win" game.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwxh3j/life_is_technically_a_pay_to_win_game/ (johnthejohnlywarlord)
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Most of Mr. Robot was pair-programming between Elliot and Mr. Robot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwxgk5/most_of_mr_robot_was_pairprogramming_between/ (masculardwarf)
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Many of us watch the sun rise and set, but barely anyone watches the moon rise and set

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwxgbf/many_of_us_watch_the_sun_rise_and_set_but_barely/ (Firestrike2000_)
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Defibrillators work by the same concept as hitting the TV to make it workrk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwxe2i/defibrillators_work_by_the_same_concept_as/ (Ak171)
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Unlike ice, snow has a distinct flavor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwxdfa/unlike_ice_snow_has_a_distinct_flavor/ (MaxedOutGames)
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There are more rockets made out of LEGOs than made out of anything else

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwxcnl/there_are_more_rockets_made_out_of_legos_than/ (craklyn)
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It's a good job the guy who discovered microwaves didn't have a flake in his pocket

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwxba9/its_a_good_job_the_guy_who_discovered_microwaves/ (SidneyBean)
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The human rectum burns after spicy food, because it also has a taste sense like our tounge

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwxayx/the_human_rectum_burns_after_spicy_food_because/ (unaviable)
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You know it's bad when you are actually waiting on more chaos to happen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwxa7p/you_know_its_bad_when_you_are_actually_waiting_on/ (Lord_Azian)
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Biting into snow hurts a lot less than biting into ice cream

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwxa77/biting_into_snow_hurts_a_lot_less_than_biting/ (im-at-soup)
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In order for a family tree to grow, it must first be watered with semen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwxa1f/in_order_for_a_family_tree_to_grow_it_must_first/ ([deleted])
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Your technically a free agent if your not in your senior year, and in senior year is when you test free agency.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwx8wr/your_technically_a_free_agent_if_your_not_in_your/ (steveplaysmm)
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We effectively employ our pets to be animals, they are paid in food and shelter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwx8hj/we_effectively_employ_our_pets_to_be_animals_they/ (rip-to-my-son-donnay)
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Grandparents are usually compassionate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwx7zn/grandparents_are_usually_compassionate/ (pmurk01)
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Someone somewhere has created a micro penis dildo.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwx7pp/someone_somewhere_has_created_a_micro_penis_dildo/ (LucasTheSchnauzer)
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Many new friends we made in school only happened because we didn't get to choose our own seats.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwx7lg/many_new_friends_we_made_in_school_only_happened/ (Williamboss131)
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You only catch gullible fish.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwx6td/you_only_catch_gullible_fish/ (HuntSven95)
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Maybe the protagonist is going to beat the game soon and we are all just experiencing the end levels as NPCs/side characters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwx6nq/maybe_the_protagonist_is_going_to_beat_the_game/ (xdaemonisx)
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All jokes made about someones death will age badly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwx6he/all_jokes_made_about_someones_death_will_age_badly/ (subhi2)
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The human race can exterminate all life on the planet in seconds and is the only species willing to do it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwx5l5/the_human_race_can_exterminate_all_life_on_the/ (gizmuo)
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There are roughly as many people as testicles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwx5jf/there_are_roughly_as_many_people_as_testicles/ (Phrostite)
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The world ends when the leaders lose their power, and they blow it up in a fit of rage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwx5j1/the_world_ends_when_the_leaders_lose_their_power/ (nullstoned)
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Most people don't second guess opinions from the 3rd person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwx4cw/most_people_dont_second_guess_opinions_from_the/ (crashandburn_)
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Some plants have spice as a defense mechanism and we humans love it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwx47u/some_plants_have_spice_as_a_defense_mechanism_and/ (Turtgang42)
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Grass is the hair of land.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwx3vo/grass_is_the_hair_of_land/ ([deleted])
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Hangman has an extremely dark origin yet we still play it in school

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwx3va/hangman_has_an_extremely_dark_origin_yet_we_still/ (synretro)
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There's a chance inside of us we have our own universe with intelligent beings far different from us. Maybe we're inside a somethings body as well

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwx2th/theres_a_chance_inside_of_us_we_have_our_own/ (grandpoox)
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It's entirely possible that Sigmund Freud had a weird thing for his mom and just assumed everyone else did too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwx28h/its_entirely_possible_that_sigmund_freud_had_a/ (tkcool73)
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Base building game accounts could be an inheritable entity through generations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwx1v1/base_building_game_accounts_could_be_an/ (unnecessary_Fullstop)
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Oatmeal Is the Only Acceptable Soggy Cereal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwx06l/oatmeal_is_the_only_acceptable_soggy_cereal/ (Entity_303_name)
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If our ancestors would’ve breed Bears instead of Wolves, then we would all have tiny cute Bears as pets instead of Dogs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwwzoo/if_our_ancestors_wouldve_breed_bears_instead_of/ (animalcrossingfa)
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teachers are more likely to give less marks to students who always get less marks than students who always get good marks for the same answer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwwzkx/teachers_are_more_likely_to_give_less_marks_to/ (anshul199999999)
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People need to stop giving a fuck and start being more grateful that they have the things they need.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwwyv0/people_need_to_stop_giving_a_fuck_and_start_being/ (DELAGZ)
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Expect nothing and you'll be happier with what you get.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwwyoa/expect_nothing_and_youll_be_happier_with_what_you/ (Tuppytuppy)
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The chances you’ve already posed for the photo used in your obituary is high.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwwx2r/the_chances_youve_already_posed_for_the_photo/ (5thCharmer)
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There’s probably a lot less ninja throwing star injuries than there was in the nineties

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwwwkj/theres_probably_a_lot_less_ninja_throwing_star/ (step6666)
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Society has been getting increasingly complex and overly complicated throughout history

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwww5d/society_has_been_getting_increasingly_complex_and/ (Lord_Azian)
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A dog is loyal, hardworking and gives unconditional love, yet the word 'dog' is only ever used as an insult.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwwufe/a_dog_is_loyal_hardworking_and_gives/ (IAmSawyer)
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Butt hair is actually fart suppressor

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwwtl5/butt_hair_is_actually_fart_suppressor/ (Kwiyo)
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All moments are technically historical moments.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwws2l/all_moments_are_technically_historical_moments/ (polygone722)
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The story of the Titanic is similar to the Tower of Babel, people were overconfident it wouldn't sink but it ended up sinking anyway.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwwrwl/the_story_of_the_titanic_is_similar_to_the_tower/ (Lolzemeister)
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The Marble Machine and Marble Machine X will likely go down in history as legendary creations, just how Da Vinci's creations did.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwwrb3/the_marble_machine_and_marble_machine_x_will/ (DooderBoiCobra)
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As long as you don't go to bed with them, you are always assuming their gender.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwwr6v/as_long_as_you_dont_go_to_bed_with_them_you_are/ (AuthorTheCartoonist)
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Every invention depends on a past invention

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwwp8w/every_invention_depends_on_a_past_invention/ (Karoner)
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Every day some guy takes the world's largest shit without even realising it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwwntp/every_day_some_guy_takes_the_worlds_largest_shit/ (BoomBamBop08R)
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Everyone's brain's perception of colour may be different and we might not even know about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwwkq4/everyones_brains_perception_of_colour_may_be/ ([deleted])
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Calling someone unique is one of the most generic compliments you can give

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwwkpu/calling_someone_unique_is_one_of_the_most_generic/ (TheSwanSennin)
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Brush your fucking teeth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwwih8/brush_your_fucking_teeth/ (Fuc________)
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You’ve unintentionally photobombed hundreds of pictures taken of Earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwwhfl/youve_unintentionally_photobombed_hundreds_of/ (TheRealRafIsHere)
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Going to school or work really helps in remembering what day of the week it is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwwh8h/going_to_school_or_work_really_helps_in/ (legocat813)
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Your pay is based on how good you are an thinking about how to rearrange molecules and atoms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwwgeh/your_pay_is_based_on_how_good_you_are_an_thinking/ (yeetimusprimemoney55)
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If you’re not talented at anything, chances are that thing hasn’t been invented yet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwwcx5/if_youre_not_talented_at_anything_chances_are/ (DrDuck231)
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Fax machines were the first text messages

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hww793/fax_machines_were_the_first_text_messages/ (justfarmingdownvotes)
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There are probably people that are supremely, groundbreakingly gifted in a particular field/sport that will never be discovered because they have never been exposed to it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hww73x/there_are_probably_people_that_are_supremely/ (mavyapsy)
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Fat guys actually keep their abs protected under layers of fat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hww6hr/fat_guys_actually_keep_their_abs_protected_under/ (PlayVinnieBoy)
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You won’t know the moment you lost a memory.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hww5cc/you_wont_know_the_moment_you_lost_a_memory/ (ebtwel)
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Anything in the air is a UFO if you're dumb enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hww3h8/anything_in_the_air_is_a_ufo_if_youre_dumb_enough/ (zeldalvr)
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That moment when someone mentions that the given situation is "awkward" or "embarrassing" is even more so than the original situation itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hww08e/that_moment_when_someone_mentions_that_the_given/ (TheAdventureInsider)
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“The dead are always watching over you” can either sound threatening or comforting depending on the context

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hww030/the_dead_are_always_watching_over_you_can_either/ (aliengames666)
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That moment when someone says that the situation is "awkward" or "embarrassing" is even more so than the original situation itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwvypk/that_moment_when_someone_says_that_the_situation/ ([deleted])
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Surprisingly low number of donation seekers explain what they will do with the donations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwvy96/surprisingly_low_number_of_donation_seekers/ (_bill_watterson_)
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If the average cost of a funeral is $9,000 USD, a good portion of people can’t afford to die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwvxo2/if_the_average_cost_of_a_funeral_is_9000_usd_a/ (Mahagoney-locket)
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When you are watching a movie/video, you’re watching things that happened happening

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwvvv9/when_you_are_watching_a_movievideo_youre_watching/ (TsarKashmere)
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If the 90s had a smell, it'd be cucumber melon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwvujv/if_the_90s_had_a_smell_itd_be_cucumber_melon/ (Overfrozen)
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You might've been made merely because of an organism attempting to create an orgasm. Just an odd way to think of it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwvplg/you_mightve_been_made_merely_because_of_an/ (Elliot_Mirage_Witt)
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We take skin for granted. We’d all probably be very upset if we didn’t have any.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwvphl/we_take_skin_for_granted_wed_all_probably_be_very/ (Ng_Ago)
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Pharmaceutical group commercials sound a lot like vague threats at the audience to limit medical innovation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwvpa1/pharmaceutical_group_commercials_sound_a_lot_like/ (pimpmastahanhduece)
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Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner are always happening simultaneously on Earth. "Brenchner"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwvolu/breakfast_lunch_and_dinner_are_always_happening/ (Soulfox1988)
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There are very few animals on earth that humans haven’t killed at least one of

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwvnzh/there_are_very_few_animals_on_earth_that_humans/ (skyhigh527)
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The 21st century skipped over the “roaring 20s” decade and went straight into the Great Depression.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwvnxy/the_21st_century_skipped_over_the_roaring_20s/ (AGroupofThisIsCalled)
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Pharmaceutical group commercials sound a lot vague threats to limit innovation to the audience.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwvnfd/pharmaceutical_group_commercials_sound_a_lot/ ([deleted])
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Life is a part of death, not the other way around.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwvmzu/life_is_a_part_of_death_not_the_other_way_around/ (Ten4cious_B)
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Modern game consoles that are kept new in the box will be worth a lot in 20-30 years due to nostalgia.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwvm21/modern_game_consoles_that_are_kept_new_in_the_box/ (Overfrozen)
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People who just tell others to get help aren't giving any

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwvjr7/people_who_just_tell_others_to_get_help_arent/ (rnielsen777)
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Sleep is us taking a break from our life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwvj4o/sleep_is_us_taking_a_break_from_our_life/ (zzuhruf)
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Most expensive cars (Lamborghinis, Bugattis, etc) are actually much less safe to drive than cheaper alternatives like a Ford or Chevy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwvizj/most_expensive_cars_lamborghinis_bugattis_etc_are/ (BunsCanoli)
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The initial reaction you have after choking on water is to drink more water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwvill/the_initial_reaction_you_have_after_choking_on/ (PurpleDragonX)
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No one has ever been in an empty room.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwvhij/no_one_has_ever_been_in_an_empty_room/ (cmjaboc)
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It's considered normal to talk to your pets but if you talk to birds in public all of a sudden you're some crazy person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwvh3i/its_considered_normal_to_talk_to_your_pets_but_if/ (The_Mad_Socks)
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If you 'Lived life with no regrets', you wouldn't change your poor choices.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwvbam/if_you_lived_life_with_no_regrets_you_wouldnt/ (Droid501)
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Towns are usually small, rural areas, but Midtown Manhattan is the total opposite.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwvak1/towns_are_usually_small_rural_areas_but_midtown/ (LCPhotowerx)
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A spacesuit protects an astronaut from nothing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwvah3/a_spacesuit_protects_an_astronaut_from_nothing/ (DarkinexWtf)
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COVID 19 has saved lives too,imagine how many car accidents it had prevented in 6 months and the person you see alive today could have died if not because of covid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwv82m/covid_19_has_saved_lives_tooimagine_how_many_car/ (greatking6009)
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Shaggy is Scooby-Doo's sidekick, not vice versa.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwv6em/shaggy_is_scoobydoos_sidekick_not_vice_versa/ (HomerJBouvier)
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Dice rolls are supposed to be random, yet most people won't let someone else roll for them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwv6ao/dice_rolls_are_supposed_to_be_random_yet_most/ (og_math_memes)
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Because the universe is infinite, and there are only a certain number of ways particles can form the amount of space a human takes up, somewhere far away there is an exact replica of you doing exactly what you are doing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwv65r/because_the_universe_is_infinite_and_there_are/ (jonny066)
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In pop culture whenever someone loses their memory they forget everything, except how to speak.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwv3n3/in_pop_culture_whenever_someone_loses_their/ (Yeet_Yeeterzon)
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Livestock were born to die, but honestly so are we.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwv3lr/livestock_were_born_to_die_but_honestly_so_are_we/ (angusesgus_)
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"You don't deserve me" is a sentence that can have different meanings based on your self esteem

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwv2h3/you_dont_deserve_me_is_a_sentence_that_can_have/ (Lachimolala_yoonji)
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Soon we will be hearing about the percentage of the people on Earth who are infected.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwv1vu/soon_we_will_be_hearing_about_the_percentage_of/ (MelanthaJezek)
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Someone who knows a lot about laws is either a criminal or someone who went to law school

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwv14g/someone_who_knows_a_lot_about_laws_is_either_a/ (Venus1011)
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Some people just love to contradict.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwv11f/some_people_just_love_to_contradict/ (postmodernhippiegoth)
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D.va from overwatch probably has back problems from the way she sits in her mech.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwv11e/dva_from_overwatch_probably_has_back_problems/ (Sheikahh)
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The more you like yourself, the kinder you are to future you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwv0n1/the_more_you_like_yourself_the_kinder_you_are_to/ (egomystic)
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Your butthole can cut a log in half which kinda makes it a circular saw.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwuyz0/your_butthole_can_cut_a_log_in_half_which_kinda/ ([deleted])
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There could be a solar system, where, all sounds vibrate at a frequency above or below the range of human hearing - A completely silent solar system

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwuyef/there_could_be_a_solar_system_where_all_sounds/ (JustAWaffleBro)
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Having money and friends is cool and all, but you know you are living your best life when your pee is as clear as water and you are super hydrated.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwuy6q/having_money_and_friends_is_cool_and_all_but_you/ (Perfectsheep13)
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Trees are plumbed for water. So... a plum tree is plumbed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwuxd2/trees_are_plumbed_for_water_so_a_plum_tree_is/ (helenfeller)
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Something that scares you instills fear, but something you do not fear may scare you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwuwz3/something_that_scares_you_instills_fear_but/ (dontforcechokeme)
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Searching “how to open an incognito tab” is probably something you’d want an incognito tab for

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwuwx2/searching_how_to_open_an_incognito_tab_is/ (chubbycatbrian)
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For those people who enjoy being submissive in the bedroom, their kink is they're just trying to get a fucking break.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwuvm2/for_those_people_who_enjoy_being_submissive_in/ (JaredLiwet)
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? Is an appropriate response but ! Isn’t one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwuv9b/is_an_appropriate_response_but_isnt_one/ (BananaEclipse)
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“Everything in moderation” is one of the only pieces of advice not needed in moderation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwutq6/everything_in_moderation_is_one_of_the_only/ (meg_n_cheese12)
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Fairy tales get a hell lot darker as you grow older.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwutc4/fairy_tales_get_a_hell_lot_darker_as_you_grow/ (nafissyed)
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Constant access to light has made some people forget that they are afraid of the dark.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwut5u/constant_access_to_light_has_made_some_people/ (postmodernhippiegoth)
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Porn is safe for work for porn stars

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwuqf4/porn_is_safe_for_work_for_porn_stars/ ([deleted])
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We were all disappointed when we found out that bubble blow rings don’t make the bubbles that shape and they all come out round.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwupnx/we_were_all_disappointed_when_we_found_out_that/ (Sir_Hoptat)
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Step aside mindful breathing. There’s nothing more capable of keeping you aware of the present moment than the sensation that your dying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwuoxd/step_aside_mindful_breathing_theres_nothing_more/ (Leitefsj_7)
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Saying you're 29 years old sounds way better than saying you're almost 30 years old.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwunvf/saying_youre_29_years_old_sounds_way_better_than/ (masrikufta)
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Online versions of board games remove an important part of the game, facial expression mind games

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwujfn/online_versions_of_board_games_remove_an/ (DiamondShard15)
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Cheerios are alphabet cereal, just not the whole alphabet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwui2v/cheerios_are_alphabet_cereal_just_not_the_whole/ ([deleted])
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It only takes a few minutes to make your bed, but About 8 hours to unmake it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwuh5b/it_only_takes_a_few_minutes_to_make_your_bed_but/ (tvmysteries)
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Life can be quite simple, all you have to do is write a 3 minute song and all the world can be at your feet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwug74/life_can_be_quite_simple_all_you_have_to_do_is/ (behrkon)
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If someone bets with you that you are going to die, you either win or don't need the money anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwue8h/if_someone_bets_with_you_that_you_are_going_to/ (LukasGama)
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When people start using flying cars ufo sightings are going to be dismissed more easily

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwudul/when_people_start_using_flying_cars_ufo_sightings/ (TheNefelivata)
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You know when you were born just because someone told you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwuccc/you_know_when_you_were_born_just_because_someone/ (Aloysius2106)
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In as much as you are at odds with a parent, you are the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwuc02/in_as_much_as_you_are_at_odds_with_a_parent_you/ (da-version)
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Millions of innocent people exchange counterfeit money daily and unknowingly contribute to a criminal business

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwubwm/millions_of_innocent_people_exchange_counterfeit/ (walnutssandmore)
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Still don’t understand why steaks are so expensive, cows are soooooo easy to hunt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwuahg/still_dont_understand_why_steaks_are_so_expensive/ (BradlyMiniCooper)
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If, once something’s passed through the internet it’s always there. Then somewhere there’s a scroll of every single Snapchat you’ve ever sent or received.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwuab9/if_once_somethings_passed_through_the_internet/ (ShuffleCrystals)
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You have to pretend to be asleep in order to actually sleep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwu9ib/you_have_to_pretend_to_be_asleep_in_order_to/ (NishiMaki)
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Our blood carries oxygen using hemoglobin, which releases an iron-rich compound which carries the oxygen around. Therefore, the reason our blood is red is because it's rusty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwu7d0/our_blood_carries_oxygen_using_hemoglobin_which/ (Thack_Daddy_2146)
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Common sense is subjective, even though its common sense.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwu4as/common_sense_is_subjective_even_though_its_common/ (imgo_4u)
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There must be so many species of life that never left a fossil record at all

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwu3v2/there_must_be_so_many_species_of_life_that_never/ (Dakrys)
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Neutrinos are subatomic radioactive particles that very rarely interact with anything. The odds are 1 in 4 that you ever interact with a single neutrino in your life, exposing you to a tiny, tiny amount of radiation, even though millions of billions flow through you every second. That being said,

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwu2kj/neutrinos_are_subatomic_radioactive_particles/ (mylizard)
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The size of a small island can change relatively drastically with the tides.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwu1tv/the_size_of_a_small_island_can_change_relatively/ (kinverys)
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Tan lines and a lack of tan lines are both a sign of wealth. The only difference between the poor and the rich is the location.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwu0c6/tan_lines_and_a_lack_of_tan_lines_are_both_a_sign/ ([deleted])
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The lightning is the definition of mesmerizing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwtzm5/the_lightning_is_the_definition_of_mesmerizing/ (gammacoder)
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Everyone is born with a different level of resistance to death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwtyos/everyone_is_born_with_a_different_level_of/ (Kobe_Wan_Jabroni)
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Earth is the only planet not named after a higher being with not much reason and we just went with it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwtwo9/earth_is_the_only_planet_not_named_after_a_higher/ (ItsNcYte)
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Sci-fi spacecraft fights would take place in complete silence, just flashing lights add sudden death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwtur4/scifi_spacecraft_fights_would_take_place_in/ (Waveform_)
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Star Wars had to keep reusing Death Star weapons in their movies since they came out of the gate with the biggest thing you could blow up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwtubx/star_wars_had_to_keep_reusing_death_star_weapons/ (LineChatter)
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One of the reasons you get away easier with fake sleeping the older you get is because your parents keep getting less familiar with how you sleep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwttrg/one_of_the_reasons_you_get_away_easier_with_fake/ (Salim_S)
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Thanks to new safety features like crumple zones, modern cars have become the exact opposite of bumper cars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwtsr0/thanks_to_new_safety_features_like_crumple_zones/ (waterboy838)
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Some people will look so different when they finally return to school in person, they won't be recognized and could pass as a new student.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwtsnq/some_people_will_look_so_different_when_they/ (misterrandom1)
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The silent majority are belated that movie theaters are dead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwtq9r/the_silent_majority_are_belated_that_movie/ (BasicRedditor1997)
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Most gamers hate the very company that made their favourite game.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwtpne/most_gamers_hate_the_very_company_that_made_their/ (dosafan)
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Soon, AI will generate songs that people like more than people-generated songs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwtp13/soon_ai_will_generate_songs_that_people_like_more/ (harmonicr)
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A sit at the back is considered a bad spot everywhere, but considered golden at a classroom

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwtoyu/a_sit_at_the_back_is_considered_a_bad_spot/ (italoxiz)
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searching google on google it takes you to google

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwtopa/searching_google_on_google_it_takes_you_to_google/ (gcnHNYqvzB637fYQvQDt)
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The older you get, the easier it is to fake sleep. Since your parents don't check up as much on you they don't know how you ACTUALLY sleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwtodt/the_older_you_get_the_easier_it_is_to_fake_sleep/ ([deleted])
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In as much as you are at odds with a parent, you are the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwtoav/in_as_much_as_you_are_at_odds_with_a_parent_you/ ([deleted])
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Bones are one of the most cleanest parts of our bodies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwtmxq/bones_are_one_of_the_most_cleanest_parts_of_our/ (The_Endeavour)
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Photographic images are nearly perfect, and thus somebody in 2040 will not be able to tell that the image they are actually looking at dates back at least 20 years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwtlk7/photographic_images_are_nearly_perfect_and_thus/ (ygrhmn)
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Millennials were raised in the era of shows like "Scared Straight" that used fear as motivation and people are surprised we all have anxiety issues

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwtle1/millennials_were_raised_in_the_era_of_shows_like/ ([deleted])
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If you buy enough Barbie dolls you can make a wig.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwtl97/if_you_buy_enough_barbie_dolls_you_can_make_a_wig/ (nervousdachshund)
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Photographic images are nearly perfect, and thus somebody in 2040 will not be able to tell that the image they are actually looking at dates back at least 20 years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwtks6/photographic_images_are_nearly_perfect_and_thus/ ([deleted])
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Pickles are cucumbers on acid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwtj1t/pickles_are_cucumbers_on_acid/ (lil_elixir)
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On a non leap year, if there is a Friday the 13th in February there will also be a Friday the 13th in March.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwti6j/on_a_non_leap_year_if_there_is_a_friday_the_13th/ (Sissonater)
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The world be scary if large cocks were real

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwtfyc/the_world_be_scary_if_large_cocks_were_real/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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We live in a society where basic safety rules go unenforced for fear of those who try to enforce them getting murdered for it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwtf32/we_live_in_a_society_where_basic_safety_rules_go/ (QueenElsaArrendelle)
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The hardest prison to escape is your mind

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwteiz/the_hardest_prison_to_escape_is_your_mind/ ([deleted])
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Luke Cage can't visit Wakanda as Vibranium is one of his weaknesses and almost everything in Wakanda is made of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwte4o/luke_cage_cant_visit_wakanda_as_vibranium_is_one/ (Kingflares)
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Best thing about a pet, they heard that weird noise to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwtdfu/best_thing_about_a_pet_they_heard_that_weird/ (xXUpgraDDeXx)
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Elephants have a built in snorkel

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwtd45/elephants_have_a_built_in_snorkel/ (acetea)
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Fossils are an animal’s worst day immortalized

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwtbmq/fossils_are_an_animals_worst_day_immortalized/ (KvotheOfTheHill)
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You don't feel heavier when you have to pee, but you feel lighter after you've peed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwtblw/you_dont_feel_heavier_when_you_have_to_pee_but/ (xakypoo)
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Everyone talks about Katy Perry feeling like a “plastic bag drifting through the wind” but no one talks about Shakira when she said she’s feeling “a little abused like a coffee machine in an office”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwtba3/everyone_talks_about_katy_perry_feeling_like_a/ (parmaham1000)
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You have never actually seen your face. Only a reflection of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwtard/you_have_never_actually_seen_your_face_only_a/ ([deleted])
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Humans would look cooler if we actually looked white/black/red/yellow then the blend.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwta5t/humans_would_look_cooler_if_we_actually_looked/ (BasicRedditor1997)
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Gonna put the new MacBook in the tub. Can’t stop it. No no can’t stop it. MacBook goin in the tubbb

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwt9mg/gonna_put_the_new_macbook_in_the_tub_cant_stop_it/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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Living rooms everywhere are finally being used.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwt9fm/living_rooms_everywhere_are_finally_being_used/ (Upchuck72)
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Some day in the future, we may have to pay licensing fees for dreaming about MCU characters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwt9d1/some_day_in_the_future_we_may_have_to_pay/ (vishnj)
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There sure are a lot of “once in a lifetime” comets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwt9bh/there_sure_are_a_lot_of_once_in_a_lifetime_comets/ (ubzrvnT)
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Fill a barrel with your cereal and GET IN

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwt8pm/fill_a_barrel_with_your_cereal_and_get_in/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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When you sleep but don't dream, maybe you were asleep in your dream

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwt6mz/when_you_sleep_but_dont_dream_maybe_you_were/ ([deleted])
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Everyone says “you’re having a stroke” whenever you do anything. It’s awful

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwt61d/everyone_says_youre_having_a_stroke_whenever_you/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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Thor could've also gone for the hand

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwt5uu/thor_couldve_also_gone_for_the_hand/ (Craftycorecreep)
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We're very lucky our teeth don't get soft when they're wet like fingernails do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwt4dy/were_very_lucky_our_teeth_dont_get_soft_when/ (phillsphan7)
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Taylor Swift’s songs have gotten everybody married but herself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwt466/taylor_swifts_songs_have_gotten_everybody_married/ (MarinersFan28)
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You type faster using your mobile phone than using your computer keyboard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwt3r6/you_type_faster_using_your_mobile_phone_than/ ([deleted])
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The newer generations of drivers have no idea what it's like to get lost while trying to find something

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwt2vu/the_newer_generations_of_drivers_have_no_idea/ (rdubelu)
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There’s no word for “There’s a word for that in German”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwt1eh/theres_no_word_for_theres_a_word_for_that_in/ (PepperAnn1inaMillion)
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The person who discovered coffee is indirectly responsible for a lot of other discoveries and inventions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwt0y9/the_person_who_discovered_coffee_is_indirectly/ (going-on-empty)
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There's a line somewhere between unhealthy and suicidal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwt09j/theres_a_line_somewhere_between_unhealthy_and/ (dumb_shite)
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You never regret having a shower.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwsyc1/you_never_regret_having_a_shower/ (shifty_-_)
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The thing about trusting leaders is that they need to give trustworthy advice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwswqi/the_thing_about_trusting_leaders_is_that_they/ (_-No0ne-_)
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A pen that doubles as a sword seems cool. A sword that doubles as a pen seems weird.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwsvqh/a_pen_that_doubles_as_a_sword_seems_cool_a_sword/ (i-am-egg-tart)
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Coders had to code something to make it so you can write code

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwsuh5/coders_had_to_code_something_to_make_it_so_you/ (grxxvity_)
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The inside handle of a restroom is likely much cleaner than the one outside

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwstie/the_inside_handle_of_a_restroom_is_likely_much/ (charlesisafish)
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Other planets would probably smell really weird

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwst16/other_planets_would_probably_smell_really_weird/ (BumbleFrump_)
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Both the World Wars started from Europe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwsrgl/both_the_world_wars_started_from_europe/ (wiZzerdUck)
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There are a lot of workers pissed at the fact that the “skip intro” button will skip over all their hard work

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwsras/there_are_a_lot_of_workers_pissed_at_the_fact/ (Captain-Murica4)
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Nothing is impossible to do/happen/etc., it just may have a very, very, very small chance (even .000000001%) of actually happening.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwspjo/nothing_is_impossible_to_dohappenetc_it_just_may/ ([deleted])
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We generally believe taller and bulkier men are not as smart because we don't believe that the perfect person exists, so no one has both strength and intelligence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwsomu/we_generally_believe_taller_and_bulkier_men_are/ (DimKara_)
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Blue crabs look more blue when their colors get inverted

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwsl46/blue_crabs_look_more_blue_when_their_colors_get/ (egyuhwervewu)
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The only difference between family and friends is that friends are easier to cut off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwsk2n/the_only_difference_between_family_and_friends_is/ (Br0ther-Bear)
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When mermaid titties get saggy they float upwards.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwsj1w/when_mermaid_titties_get_saggy_they_float_upwards/ (turklesdayoff)
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Meal prepping is lunch homework.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwsg80/meal_prepping_is_lunch_homework/ (SmashusK)
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Everyone can identify as a Muppet from Sesame Street, but nobody identifies as a human from it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwsfyc/everyone_can_identify_as_a_muppet_from_sesame/ (between3and20spaces)
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With easily accessible GPS, kids on road trips don’t need to ask “are we there yet?” They can just follow along.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwseja/with_easily_accessible_gps_kids_on_road_trips/ (SplungerPlunger)
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It’s never until you’re actively trying to make someone laugh that you realize how unfunny you are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwsdz6/its_never_until_youre_actively_trying_to_make/ (victosity)
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Benjamin Franklin was the OG lobbyist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwsdua/benjamin_franklin_was_the_og_lobbyist/ (cathillian)
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Every one of us has the potential to be immortal and we only find out once it's too late

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwsdlp/every_one_of_us_has_the_potential_to_be_immortal/ (books4introvert)
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Randomized passwords are probably the only acceptable gibberish in any language

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwsapt/randomized_passwords_are_probably_the_only/ (DL14Nibba)
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Neutrinos are subatomic radioactive particles that very rarely interact with anything. The odds are that a neutrino first interacts with you when you are 10, exposing you to a tiny, tiny amount of radiation, even though millions of billions flow through you every second. That being said,

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hws9ge/neutrinos_are_subatomic_radioactive_particles/ ([deleted])
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Everything that has ever happened had an one hundred percent chance of happening

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hws7ui/everything_that_has_ever_happened_had_an_one/ (IRL_WalterClements_)
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"Puppy Chow" is really poorly named seeing as there's enough chocolate in it to kill a dog.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hws7eb/puppy_chow_is_really_poorly_named_seeing_as/ (offalark)
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If gaming is a valid competitive sport it's the only sport where its socially acceptable to dunk on kids

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hws7b8/if_gaming_is_a_valid_competitive_sport_its_the/ (MussolinisFuneral)
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Erasers slowly sacrifice their lives for your mistakes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hws6gm/erasers_slowly_sacrifice_their_lives_for_your/ ([deleted])
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History is a thing of the past.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hws4tx/history_is_a_thing_of_the_past/ (MidDayRevolution)
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In the Harry Potter universe, there are probably millions of wizards born to Muggle parents that never went to Hogwarts because they thought the letter was a prank.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hws3pc/in_the_harry_potter_universe_there_are_probably/ (NuclearSquid74)
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The cuter something is during the day, the scarier it is at night.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hws34c/the_cuter_something_is_during_the_day_the_scarier/ (Roosty_Breadman)
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Closing one eye blocks a third of your vision

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hws22o/closing_one_eye_blocks_a_third_of_your_vision/ (rock-solid-armpits)
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Parents are always right when they feel their child is upto something bad or mischievous because those parents as a child were in the same position and they ended doing that if not the same but similar bad thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hws22a/parents_are_always_right_when_they_feel_their/ (hifighost)
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If humans terraformed other planets fall damage wouldn’t be as big of an issue

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hws1yy/if_humans_terraformed_other_planets_fall_damage/ (Shadsterz)
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If you were to describe a giraffe and a unicorn to someone who’s never heard of either, they’d believe the unicorn would exist rather than the giraffe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hws1vn/if_you_were_to_describe_a_giraffe_and_a_unicorn/ (Gamers_Against_Thots)
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There are people in the world who like microwaving ice cream. Not to defrost it, but to eat it like a soup.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hws18e/there_are_people_in_the_world_who_like/ ([deleted])
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Astronauts probably don't get amazed anymore at the size and scale of large objects like tall buildings, high waterfalls, longships etc because they have seen the largest object visible to the naked eye, the entire earth from orbit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hws11j/astronauts_probably_dont_get_amazed_anymore_at/ (bignutsflamingo)
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All of you are fake showering.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwryl2/all_of_you_are_fake_showering/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Voldemort took away the Defense Against the Dark Arts class much like a dictator confiscated guns from his/her citizens.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwrxqs/voldemort_took_away_the_defense_against_the_dark/ (HapaPilot)
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With respect to video games, the word "unplayable" is almost exclusively used sarcastically.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwrxem/with_respect_to_video_games_the_word_unplayable/ (AboveTheKitchen)
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It's not research if it's never been searched for before

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwrxaa/its_not_research_if_its_never_been_searched_for/ (beneficial_satire)
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You can win a debate by either being smarter or being so dumb that you don’t listen to the evidence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwrwf8/you_can_win_a_debate_by_either_being_smarter_or/ (r0b0t111)
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Mario took the insult "get a life" too literally.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwrw4z/mario_took_the_insult_get_a_life_too_literally/ (iola_k)
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Harder Better Faster Stronger by Daft Punk is the one song of theirs that you can really hear their French accents.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwrvj7/harder_better_faster_stronger_by_daft_punk_is_the/ (TheLonelyIdiots)
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Mammalian penises and vaginas could have just as easily developed square-shaped.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwrspn/mammalian_penises_and_vaginas_could_have_just_as/ (ilovecigars1974)
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If Kanye wasn't a celebrity, there's a significantly greater chance he would've been killed by the police

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwrs1o/if_kanye_wasnt_a_celebrity_theres_a_significantly/ (jsgoyburu)
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Human beings have two sets of cheeks, and we keep the stuff we use to clean the holes between them both in the same room.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwrrzy/human_beings_have_two_sets_of_cheeks_and_we_keep/ (DrAwkward404)
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If everyone had photographic memory then the DVD industry would probably go out of business.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwrrmz/if_everyone_had_photographic_memory_then_the_dvd/ (illpostsomeweardshit)
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No matter how shitty a day has been, when it ends with sex it was a good day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwrqz8/no_matter_how_shitty_a_day_has_been_when_it_ends/ (Antscannabis)
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The mortality rate of stairs and frying pans heavily differ between genres of film

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwrq6k/the_mortality_rate_of_stairs_and_frying_pans/ (DefinitelyNotASkrull)
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Dividers at a grocery store imply that everyone shopping is part of a large group

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwrpez/dividers_at_a_grocery_store_imply_that_everyone/ (Mtye77)
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The largest rectangle on earth is Colorado.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwrp1t/the_largest_rectangle_on_earth_is_colorado/ (SeeingSongs)
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Stupid people tend to overestimate their intelligence, while intelligent people tend to undervalue their intelligence. If a person realizes he's underestimating himself, making him think of himself as more intelligent, he is also less intelligent for overestimating himself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwrojx/stupid_people_tend_to_overestimate_their/ (Teminite2)
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One of the saddest things about sadness is the lack of happiness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwrmmj/one_of_the_saddest_things_about_sadness_is_the/ (HistoricalArticle4)
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If you like taking a shit, you like being fucked in the ass

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwrm9m/if_you_like_taking_a_shit_you_like_being_fucked/ (vshoes_)
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The world of almost any child becomes slightly less magical once they realize the black market isn't an actual place

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwrkiv/the_world_of_almost_any_child_becomes_slightly/ (ARealFool)
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Spider-Man is to the MCU as Batman is to the DCU

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwrk6b/spiderman_is_to_the_mcu_as_batman_is_to_the_dcu/ (danewhite318)
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Blue Cheese doesn’t go bad - it just gets worse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwrhd6/blue_cheese_doesnt_go_bad_it_just_gets_worse/ (WesleyUnderfoot)
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Dogs freak out during a thunderstorm and stay with their person not because they are scared for themselves, but they are also worried about their person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwrh65/dogs_freak_out_during_a_thunderstorm_and_stay/ (paladinstyger)
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You can be alone and not feel alone but you can feel the loneliest when not alone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwrff1/you_can_be_alone_and_not_feel_alone_but_you_can/ (VagariTurtle)
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Describing a floatation device as "float" or "floatie" usually exclaims you are a parent or non-parent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwrfbw/describing_a_floatation_device_as_float_or/ (millionbillionone)
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Relatively, people have kids pretty early in their lives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwrf4f/relatively_people_have_kids_pretty_early_in_their/ ([deleted])
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We've become so reliant on a 12-hour clock that most of us couldn't compare the hours to a 24-hour clock

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwreyq/weve_become_so_reliant_on_a_12hour_clock_that/ (Tempest_410)
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You don’t see car ‘hauntings’. Because if someone dies in a car, there’s a good chance it will never be used again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwrcwx/you_dont_see_car_hauntings_because_if_someone/ (Elijahbeaudoin)
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The movie "Alexander" ended up cutting the Gordian knot story.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwrclg/the_movie_alexander_ended_up_cutting_the_gordian/ (Atheist_Simon_Haddad)
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The Happening is the most ironically named movie given how little actually happens

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwrckz/the_happening_is_the_most_ironically_named_movie/ (jstohler)
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Most kids are sexually molested or abused by family members and acquaintances. So maybe if we wanted to protect them, we shouldn’t just teach them “stranger danger” but also how to stand up for themselves and set boundaries.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwrbbf/most_kids_are_sexually_molested_or_abused_by/ ([deleted])
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If you identify a UFO as a UFO, it’s not a UFO anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwr9uk/if_you_identify_a_ufo_as_a_ufo_its_not_a_ufo/ ([deleted])
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There is someone, somewhere who didn’t give back a babies nose.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwr9qa/there_is_someone_somewhere_who_didnt_give_back_a/ (Kungaroh)
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If you change the tempo in the song Queen & A Double, it can either feel like a feelings or Eminem song.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwr78w/if_you_change_the_tempo_in_the_song_queen_a/ (Yeetmaster0905)
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Gender, sex and race could be removed from most job applications and it would ensure people are judged on credentials and nothing else up to the interview.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwr548/gender_sex_and_race_could_be_removed_from_most/ (deathmarchdelta)
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If u replace the W with a T in When, Where, What, then you get the answer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwr3uc/if_u_replace_the_w_with_a_t_in_when_where_what/ (Drunken_Moose_)
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A 3 hour movie is almost always way too long, yet we have no problem binge watching 3x 1 hour eposodes of a good show.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwr3bh/a_3_hour_movie_is_almost_always_way_too_long_yet/ ([deleted])
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You know someone’s made a big impact on your life when you can’t even hate them because they basically made you who you are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwr393/you_know_someones_made_a_big_impact_on_your_life/ (TheMaskedGeode)
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12.3.21 is closing in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwr283/12321_is_closing_in/ (fadave93)
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Personal “Equalizers” would probably work better than Hearing Aids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwqz5j/personal_equalizers_would_probably_work_better/ (Vantage_isle)
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Here's a wholesome one: if you have cringed when thinking about something you did in the past, you have grown as a person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwqywa/heres_a_wholesome_one_if_you_have_cringed_when/ (Kalajasavakuy)
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Strong believers declaring their belief system as the ”One and Only way of living” while actively Attacking everyone else’s, have to Chill. Their Specific creed is a thing they were randomly born into, nothing more.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwqwoi/strong_believers_declaring_their_belief_system_as/ (h2k78666)
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In the Cars universe the Gustav Cannon would have been repeatedly murdered and brought back to life throughout the war

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwqsg5/in_the_cars_universe_the_gustav_cannon_would_have/ (lakeportlightnin)
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Jedi's are the only people to successfully being a sword to a gun fight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwqq6c/jedis_are_the_only_people_to_successfully_being_a/ (AmuroRay0704)
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Signatures only work as proof of identity because everyone has imperfect handwriting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwqq3c/signatures_only_work_as_proof_of_identity_because/ (wisebloodfoolheart)
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Before illustrations, everyone had their own idea of what the fictional characters looked like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwqnxa/before_illustrations_everyone_had_their_own_idea/ (Semi-Spicy)
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Just as well earned happiness is satisfying, so is well earned pain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwqnih/just_as_well_earned_happiness_is_satisfying_so_is/ (Gr4ph0n)
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Drugs are vacations for poor people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwqmzu/drugs_are_vacations_for_poor_people/ (JukeBoxDildo)
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Some of the lights in the sky are coming from nowhere

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwqk50/some_of_the_lights_in_the_sky_are_coming_from/ (BruceKettina)
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in 1920 the accuracy rate of weather forcast was 45%, so back then you had a better chance of predicting the weather by flipping a coin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwqjs2/in_1920_the_accuracy_rate_of_weather_forcast_was/ ([deleted])
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The Conjugate of Art & Fan is “Fan Art”, therefore eventually we will begin saying “Fart”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwqjdy/the_conjugate_of_art_fan_is_fan_art_therefore/ (NozakiMufasa)
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An actual miss universe would probably end up being hideous by our standards.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwqium/an_actual_miss_universe_would_probably_end_up/ (Semi-Spicy)
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Most people’s hair probably looks better in the mirror image of how they style it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwqhu6/most_peoples_hair_probably_looks_better_in_the/ (flapjackbandit00)
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Wise elders must’ve crewed up a lot when they were younger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwqgm2/wise_elders_mustve_crewed_up_a_lot_when_they_were/ (Semi-Spicy)
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The difference between an 'lol' and the absence of an 'lol' has enough power to end relationships

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwqf7i/the_difference_between_an_lol_and_the_absence_of/ (mybustersword)
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Five singles is seen as cheap when a five dollar bill is seen as respectable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwqf2z/five_singles_is_seen_as_cheap_when_a_five_dollar/ (thedafthatter)
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When vegans have kids, they never have to be concerned when their kids lick the spoon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwqesz/when_vegans_have_kids_they_never_have_to_be/ (fierypheonix)
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Geese in France likely go "Honque" instead of "Honk"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwqe44/geese_in_france_likely_go_honque_instead_of_honk/ ([deleted])
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Take any one of the thousands of crazy things Ernest Hemingway did in his lifetime, give that one thing to someone else, and that experience will likely be the highlight of their life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwqbzv/take_any_one_of_the_thousands_of_crazy_things/ (sikeston)
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Nobody ever made the cookie monster clean up his crumbs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwqav3/nobody_ever_made_the_cookie_monster_clean_up_his/ (i_never_ever_learn)
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Most of us keep childhood toys to give to our kids but most of us aren’t even going to have sex

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwqamw/most_of_us_keep_childhood_toys_to_give_to_our/ ([deleted])
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You’re not a label to be quickly summarized. You’re a human with a story to be read.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwq9b5/youre_not_a_label_to_be_quickly_summarized_youre/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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We all want the red pill, but it is better to choose the blue pill, to find very quick solutions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwq8wd/we_all_want_the_red_pill_but_it_is_better_to/ (Isacobs_35160_LHM)
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Every star we can see is blazing out energy into empty space, completely wasted. Like a billion billion running car engines

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwq6n1/every_star_we_can_see_is_blazing_out_energy_into/ (AxialGem)
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If you watch wrestling backwards that’s basically an unboxing video.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwq5la/if_you_watch_wrestling_backwards_thats_basically/ (MisterChancellor)
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If the internet was a physical place people would go on vacations to see it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwq572/if_the_internet_was_a_physical_place_people_would/ (RIPLORN)
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Mosquitoes are only ever present when you are comfortable and the least likely to hunt them down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwq1us/mosquitoes_are_only_ever_present_when_you_are/ (WaterSheep-San)
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The intelligence of animals seems to be measured by their willingness to obey humans’ commands.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwq1hu/the_intelligence_of_animals_seems_to_be_measured/ ([deleted])
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If someone smells your fart, you're technically inside them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwq10m/if_someone_smells_your_fart_youre_technically/ (EnGaige)
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You only get one birthday, after that it’s all anniversaries

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwpybu/you_only_get_one_birthday_after_that_its_all/ ([deleted])
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When the weatherman says 50% chance of rain they're admitting they have no idea if it will or not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwpxn7/when_the_weatherman_says_50_chance_of_rain_theyre/ (TheTonz)
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You have only 1 birthday, the rest are congratulations for surviving.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwpx4e/you_have_only_1_birthday_the_rest_are/ (bilal_nasser99)
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Full dive Virtual Reality would put drug dealers out of business

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwpwsk/full_dive_virtual_reality_would_put_drug_dealers/ (FirstSingularity)
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Due to inflation, it's easier than ever to feel like a million bucks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwpw7b/due_to_inflation_its_easier_than_ever_to_feel/ (weneedanothertimmy)
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Water just goes into successively smaller containers until we drink it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwpurn/water_just_goes_into_successively_smaller/ (AtomicLumberjack)
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The irony of not being able to imagine what people with aphantasia have it like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwpulj/the_irony_of_not_being_able_to_imagine_what/ (IAmNotJoshua)
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A joke gets less funnier if you talk about how funny it is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwptr7/a_joke_gets_less_funnier_if_you_talk_about_how/ (big_niBBa_chungus)
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Ace Venture Pet Detective 2 is one of the few sequels that makes no reference to the first movie and goes on as if it never existed and we were all totally fine with it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwpsof/ace_venture_pet_detective_2_is_one_of_the_few/ (tom_is_the_bomb)
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All “Based on True Events” films are set in the same Universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwpsne/all_based_on_true_events_films_are_set_in_the/ (RainbowNeck)
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Getting in here with clothes still on was a bad idea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwpqyf/getting_in_here_with_clothes_still_on_was_a_bad/ (doyalikedags1)
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All male dogs are a son of a bitch

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwpqr0/all_male_dogs_are_a_son_of_a_bitch/ ([deleted])
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No one had actually seen themselves with their eyes closed until cameras were invented

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwpqpw/no_one_had_actually_seen_themselves_with_their/ (CykaBylat001)
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A crucifix for a snake would just be a stick.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwpq18/a_crucifix_for_a_snake_would_just_be_a_stick/ (version13)
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Due to shifting coastlines, the geographic center of a feature is always changing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwpnqp/due_to_shifting_coastlines_the_geographic_center/ (TheRoadDudeMN)
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Boogers are the kidney stones of the nose

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwpmt0/boogers_are_the_kidney_stones_of_the_nose/ ([deleted])
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Somebody probably has a picture of you that you never knew was taken

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwplxy/somebody_probably_has_a_picture_of_you_that_you/ (E3Fell)
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If you're the Main Character in your own story, then you're also the Side Character of somebody else's.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwple4/if_youre_the_main_character_in_your_own_story/ (Senziyy)
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Aural sex is likely to give you hearing AIDS.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwpl8c/aural_sex_is_likely_to_give_you_hearing_aids/ (KindlyOlPornographer)
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Most of us have probably eaten a little bit of human flesh but just didn’t know it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwpk03/most_of_us_have_probably_eaten_a_little_bit_of/ (Minkige)
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Standing scooters are the exact opposite of treadmills.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwpjth/standing_scooters_are_the_exact_opposite_of/ (pm_your_secret_keys)
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to stop rubbish flowing to the ocean, we need less ppl stopping littering and more ppl cleaning the ocean

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwph24/to_stop_rubbish_flowing_to_the_ocean_we_need_less/ (seedyProfessor)
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Measure Twice, cut once is probably really important during a Bris.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwpg5k/measure_twice_cut_once_is_probably_really/ (zorro1701e)
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There's spin and then there's a hurricane.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwpfxs/theres_spin_and_then_theres_a_hurricane/ (VerbotenPublish)
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it feels wrong when you fart while wearing an overall.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwpefq/it_feels_wrong_when_you_fart_while_wearing_an/ (Fotthewhuck)
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Nobody taught us how to gargle but we all know how to do it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwpeab/nobody_taught_us_how_to_gargle_but_we_all_know/ (i-ran)
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Presumably, it’s so easy to dispose of a body in an industrial meat grinder that we all might be accidental cannibals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwpea0/presumably_its_so_easy_to_dispose_of_a_body_in_an/ (off_brand_white_wolf)
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There must still be spots on the earth where no-one has ever stood.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwpe5s/there_must_still_be_spots_on_the_earth_where/ (HobbesCandie)
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You’re not afraid of being alone in the woods, you’re afraid that you’re not alone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwpbu7/youre_not_afraid_of_being_alone_in_the_woods/ (Sir-Toastington)
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You pay similar hourly rates for lawyers as you do for escorts because they both fuck you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwpbri/you_pay_similar_hourly_rates_for_lawyers_as_you/ (RobertGBradley)
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Every flying object is a UFO (unidentified flying object) until you can get a clear view of what it is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwpbmz/every_flying_object_is_a_ufo_unidentified_flying/ (Ryanjd02)
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Once full-body deepfakes become convincing enough, commercials might need to specify that the actors ARE real people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwpb91/once_fullbody_deepfakes_become_convincing_enough/ (realmathtician)
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Gay people rely on straight people to make more gay people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwp8qi/gay_people_rely_on_straight_people_to_make_more/ (throwaway_1_8)
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You never see a girl wearing a hawaiian shirt

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwp8kg/you_never_see_a_girl_wearing_a_hawaiian_shirt/ (Darkmaster666666)
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There's a point where slower walking becomes way harder than normal walking

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwp87t/theres_a_point_where_slower_walking_becomes_way/ (Zeraru)
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Iphone was getting smaller and simpler, until Steve Jobs died.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwp7fd/iphone_was_getting_smaller_and_simpler_until/ (PhD3DP)
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Not many people appreciated just how convenient FaceID was until recently

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwp749/not_many_people_appreciated_just_how_convenient/ ([deleted])
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Dogs can learn any language a human can but they just can't speak it back to us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwp6gw/dogs_can_learn_any_language_a_human_can_but_they/ (cwx149)
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If Darth Plagueis was really that wise, he'd have been able to prevent his loss of power and death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwp5py/if_darth_plagueis_was_really_that_wise_hed_have/ (Crash-Bash)
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When YouTubers tend to collab in a single video, watching another video from each of their channels is a third-person view experience.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwp5cc/when_youtubers_tend_to_collab_in_a_single_video/ (SadFire1)
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If you have “rescued” a turtle by putting them back in the water you have most likely killed it due to common misconceptions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwp5c1/if_you_have_rescued_a_turtle_by_putting_them_back/ ([deleted])
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The very first humans probably didn't know that death is inevitable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwp4wb/the_very_first_humans_probably_didnt_know_that/ (Martick)
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purgatory is a hot laundromat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwp4k6/purgatory_is_a_hot_laundromat/ (Grave-Bait)
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The first humans didn't know about death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwp417/the_first_humans_didnt_know_about_death/ (Martick)
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Cats kick themselves in the face to relieve an itch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwp3r2/cats_kick_themselves_in_the_face_to_relieve_an/ (RobertGBradley)
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If you want to know how long it's going to take for your food to be delivered, instead of asking "When's the ETA" you can change the acronym slightly and ask "When's the EAT"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwp2z3/if_you_want_to_know_how_long_its_going_to_take/ (Rooner_Spism)
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When meth users get bored they can just play connect the dots with their arm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwp2y8/when_meth_users_get_bored_they_can_just_play/ (hungryfordonuts5)
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All pictures will be grouped as either pre or post mouth covering era.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwp1tv/all_pictures_will_be_grouped_as_either_pre_or/ ([deleted])
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Death is the participation award for the game of life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwp1t9/death_is_the_participation_award_for_the_game_of/ (_Sentient-Cactus_)
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Dog and cat food is marketed to look appetizing to humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwp1ew/dog_and_cat_food_is_marketed_to_look_appetizing/ (Scallywhompus)
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David dunning and Justin Kruger had shot themselves in the foot knowing they couldn't be experts in their own discovery of cognitive bias.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwozjt/david_dunning_and_justin_kruger_had_shot/ (zuwiboiii)
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Former LinkedIn employees are posting on LinkedIn that they lost their job at LinkedIn

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwox2u/former_linkedin_employees_are_posting_on_linkedin/ (Footsteps_10)
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old english is incomprehensible to most of us, even though along the way everybody thought they kept speaking the same language as their parents

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwowx6/old_english_is_incomprehensible_to_most_of_us/ (AxialGem)
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Twitch streamers almost never have kids

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwowlq/twitch_streamers_almost_never_have_kids/ (Suthrnr)
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One who half asses, half lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwowll/one_who_half_asses_half_lives/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Sunglasses activate dark mode in real life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwovwy/sunglasses_activate_dark_mode_in_real_life/ ([deleted])
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If you accidentally micic someone’s accent while talking to them they won’t realize it and just think your accent disappeared.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hworfr/if_you_accidentally_micic_someones_accent_while/ ([deleted])
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There’s probably a lot of anti-maskers that smoke cigarettes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwoqfc/theres_probably_a_lot_of_antimaskers_that_smoke/ (kronossyt)
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Starfleet Doesn’t Need Toilets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwoohz/starfleet_doesnt_need_toilets/ (serious_sarcasm)
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The most manly thing a man can do is have a tea party with his daughter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwoo9w/the_most_manly_thing_a_man_can_do_is_have_a_tea/ (rainbowsixsiegeboy)
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At one point, you've been the closest you've ever been to a dead body in your life without knowing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwomf1/at_one_point_youve_been_the_closest_youve_ever/ (CartoonGuy277)
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Somebody in a 3d action movie must have thought that a real punch to the face was a part lf of the movie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwolp3/somebody_in_a_3d_action_movie_must_have_thought/ (iamapersonmf)
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The world record holder for the world's youngest person is constantly broken.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwoihw/the_world_record_holder_for_the_worlds_youngest/ (Jida-polysavoir99)
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Humans are both the most intelligent and the most dumb creatures in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwohzq/humans_are_both_the_most_intelligent_and_the_most/ (Halit_Eren)
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You’re not helping anything when you label yourself and others.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwohui/youre_not_helping_anything_when_you_label/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Due to the incremental way that sales tax works, there are some prices that you will never pay.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwofs3/due_to_the_incremental_way_that_sales_tax_works/ (TheStarmanLord)
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A cloud is comparable to a person in many ways, whether looked up to or pointed at by kids. Each cloud is unique, coming in many shapes and forms, and when clouds come together they can create storms and make things move on a grand scale.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwoetv/a_cloud_is_comparable_to_a_person_in_many_ways/ (iAaronicBird)
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Digging down is also digging up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwoej0/digging_down_is_also_digging_up/ (MattOnePointO)
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Both concrete and glass are mostly made of sand which makes skyscrapers just really tall sand castles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwob6d/both_concrete_and_glass_are_mostly_made_of_sand/ (AlmightyOne23)
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The walking path at the zoo is the human enclosure

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwoarv/the_walking_path_at_the_zoo_is_the_human_enclosure/ (SmackEh)
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The universe might be creeped out when it finally notices us spying on it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwoadu/the_universe_might_be_creeped_out_when_it_finally/ (PolyphenolOverdose)
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It must really suck to gave the surname Einstein and have below average intelligence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwo97l/it_must_really_suck_to_gave_the_surname_einstein/ (maybebaby83)
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Carly and Spencer from “iCarly” literally had an elevator leading to their appartment, making it about the most vulnerable place for theft.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwo8p2/carly_and_spencer_from_icarly_literally_had_an/ (joepoe12345)
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We are all equally far from the horizon at all times

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwo866/we_are_all_equally_far_from_the_horizon_at_all/ (NomadTheNomad)
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A 12 year old girl from a kid’s anime causes the most hentai addictions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwo7lw/a_12_year_old_girl_from_a_kids_anime_causes_the/ (Joshadow11)
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Getting an itch on your foot while being ticklish is a strange conundrum.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwo760/getting_an_itch_on_your_foot_while_being_ticklish/ (Therpj3)
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An infinity bow is really a 384 bow

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwo5xe/an_infinity_bow_is_really_a_384_bow/ (Ad3quat3)
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Peace cannot happen if the majority wants to profit from being right.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwo53d/peace_cannot_happen_if_the_majority_wants_to/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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You know you’re getting old when you have to make your headphones as big as possible

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwo4ke/you_know_youre_getting_old_when_you_have_to_make/ (Sacred_Taco_Wizard)
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When you get into the passenger seat of a car, you’re in spectator mode.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwo3xb/when_you_get_into_the_passenger_seat_of_a_car/ ([deleted])
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Maybe the comets didn't hit us because somebody wished for the comet not to hit earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwo2sr/maybe_the_comets_didnt_hit_us_because_somebody/ (chizhi1234)
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It's amazing how much better bread tastes compared to flour.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwo22a/its_amazing_how_much_better_bread_tastes_compared/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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Many successful actors have actual work husbands/work wives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwo0de/many_successful_actors_have_actual_work/ (D3ltaforc3)
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If people could rate and review profiles on Tinder after their date, someone could be saved of a horrible day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwo03h/if_people_could_rate_and_review_profiles_on/ (i_dont_haveausername)
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Hxuesule fkdodne kdpfndlw dpfld fo fdodlb

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwnzq3/hxuesule_fkdodne_kdpfndlw_dpfld_fo_fdodlb/ (HugoSaxen)
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If it weren’t for bad luck, we’d have no luck at all

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwnwn0/if_it_werent_for_bad_luck_wed_have_no_luck_at_all/ ([deleted])
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If we go by autocorrect, no one an spell properly or speak English.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwnweh/if_we_go_by_autocorrect_no_one_an_spell_properly/ (AngelFox1)
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Humans in 200 years

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwnuzx/humans_in_200_years/ (scrowley08)
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Sooner or later all ot the energy will turn into heat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwnu62/sooner_or_later_all_ot_the_energy_will_turn_into/ (ProAssassin666)
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The only way an arrow will ever reach its target is to be pulled backwards first.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwntm9/the_only_way_an_arrow_will_ever_reach_its_target/ ([deleted])
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The next mobile Nintendo game will be a Smash Bro’s game without a doubt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwns8s/the_next_mobile_nintendo_game_will_be_a_smash/ (NighTraiN7804)
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Shaving your face is probably equally as difficult for someone with sharp jawlines as it is for someone who is has a pudgy face.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwns58/shaving_your_face_is_probably_equally_as/ ([deleted])
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"Cute girls" are just "hot girls" without all the makeup and arrogance

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwnrym/cute_girls_are_just_hot_girls_without_all_the/ ([deleted])
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Although many people misuse the term 'millenials' to refer to teenage behavior, the very first millenials will turn 40 next year..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwnqjy/although_many_people_misuse_the_term_millenials/ (SharpshootinTearaway)
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In a few seasons when the Stranger Things kids are 18, we all will witness the most uncomfortable sex scene imaginable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwnpei/in_a_few_seasons_when_the_stranger_things_kids/ ([deleted])
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Alfa Romeos all look ridiculously hilarious. Their grille looks like a vagene.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwnowb/alfa_romeos_all_look_ridiculously_hilarious_their/ (nex0rz)
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When a person wearing glasses takes a photo of the moon using a telescope from a camera, there are total of five consecutive lenses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwnoqj/when_a_person_wearing_glasses_takes_a_photo_of/ (Negativride)
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A middle school music concert is more impressive for the teacher who coordinated the whole thing than the kids performing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwnomz/a_middle_school_music_concert_is_more_impressive/ (lucidvision5)
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All sweets are sugar flavoured.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwnnxn/all_sweets_are_sugar_flavoured/ (Mantiokas)
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“Old McDonald” gets a lot darker when you realize everything is past tense.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwnnxb/old_mcdonald_gets_a_lot_darker_when_you_realize/ (TurtleKing0505)
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We listen to music loud in our cars so we can sing along and not hear our own voices.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwnlgt/we_listen_to_music_loud_in_our_cars_so_we_can/ (sanjirou3)
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cavemen probably didn’t wipe their asses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwnjqe/cavemen_probably_didnt_wipe_their_asses/ (socksgrowonbushes)
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Mullets are always associated with rednecks, but mullets actually prevent rednecks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwnisk/mullets_are_always_associated_with_rednecks_but/ ([deleted])
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Being stabbed in the eye is significantly worse if your eyes are closed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwnho9/being_stabbed_in_the_eye_is_significantly_worse/ (aestheticdickwad)
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Having kids is a pyramid scheme

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwnhdn/having_kids_is_a_pyramid_scheme/ ([deleted])
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Dark mode will be the default mode in phones one day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwngz8/dark_mode_will_be_the_default_mode_in_phones_one/ (RecoveringRelapser)
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Addition is one-dimensional, multiplication is two-dimensional and powers are three-dimensional.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwngr0/addition_is_onedimensional_multiplication_is/ (BahamanLlama)
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We think babies are cute and tiny, but they're ridiculously big compared to newly borns of many other species..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwndps/we_think_babies_are_cute_and_tiny_but_theyre/ (CaveFlavored)
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Maybe Joker accidentally switched the addresses in The Dark Knight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwnda6/maybe_joker_accidentally_switched_the_addresses/ (RecoveringRelapser)
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"You do you" and "Go f**k yourself" have both the same and wildly different meanings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwncri/you_do_you_and_go_fk_yourself_have_both_the_same/ (mike_okismul)
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Some people complained that many comedy TV shows aren’t really funny without their laugh tracks. But many horror shows would also be as bland without spooky sound, especially during jump scare. And it’s the same for many other genre as well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwnbrq/some_people_complained_that_many_comedy_tv_shows/ (Leris)
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Da Bomb is the real star of Hot Ones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwnbdq/da_bomb_is_the_real_star_of_hot_ones/ (pikknz)
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Nobody cares how a car engine works until it doesn't work

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwnb52/nobody_cares_how_a_car_engine_works_until_it/ (Seedpound)
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Dogs don't give a shit about being naked in public.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwnazp/dogs_dont_give_a_shit_about_being_naked_in_public/ (SoepjesKoekjes)
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People pay a premium for bread with bigger air pockets, even though they are actually getting less bread.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwna4b/people_pay_a_premium_for_bread_with_bigger_air/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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The world population is inaccurate because there are humans in space.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwn8zc/the_world_population_is_inaccurate_because_there/ (DarkKing16)
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the future cannot be predicted because of emergent properties

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwn8pv/the_future_cannot_be_predicted_because_of/ (jiohdi1960)
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Technically the day we are born is our birthday. All the other years it's our birthday anniversaries.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwn8it/technically_the_day_we_are_born_is_our_birthday/ (me--_--gusta)
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You aren’t a part of the white or black race, you’re a part of the human race.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwn700/you_arent_a_part_of_the_white_or_black_race_youre/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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When two people kiss, both buttholes technically connect

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwn672/when_two_people_kiss_both_buttholes_technically/ (BoomBoom64)
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We correct autocorrect more than autocorrect corrects us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwn4s7/we_correct_autocorrect_more_than_autocorrect/ (sergiogfs)
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You have one birthday the rest are anniversaries

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwn4q4/you_have_one_birthday_the_rest_are_anniversaries/ ([deleted])
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A person with big brain has more memory capacity but people associate it with intelligence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwn4fz/a_person_with_big_brain_has_more_memory_capacity/ (iMuzamil)
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In kindergarten our teachers made us understand syllables without even giving us a definition

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwn44p/in_kindergarten_our_teachers_made_us_understand/ (SomethingFunny2990)
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Nitrogen might have a smell, but we've all gone nose blind to it from having breathed it in since birth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwmxru/nitrogen_might_have_a_smell_but_weve_all_gone/ (BCICNSFD_HKSFM)
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Nothing is better than bringing a dog to your room and it grabs it's favourite toy for you to throw

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwmuq2/nothing_is_better_than_bringing_a_dog_to_your/ (GroundbreakingDeal0)
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We’re so removed from our instincts that nurses need to advise new parents to cuddle their babies and sleep in the same room as them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwmupw/were_so_removed_from_our_instincts_that_nurses/ (bridgeheadprod)
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People like carrot cake because of the cinnamon, not because of the carrots.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwmtni/people_like_carrot_cake_because_of_the_cinnamon/ (Eertyu)
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It's only acceptable to drink breast milk for so long.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwmtkl/its_only_acceptable_to_drink_breast_milk_for_so/ (postmodernhippiegoth)
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The fact that sodium citrate makes great nacho cheese is INCREDIBLY suspicious given its chemical formula: Na₃C₆H₅O₇

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwmqk0/the_fact_that_sodium_citrate_makes_great_nacho/ (TheForwardMomentum)
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Movies with real-life logic feel like they make no sense

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwmqic/movies_with_reallife_logic_feel_like_they_make_no/ (Titan_Royale)
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You have one birthday, the rest are anniversaries.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwmqf4/you_have_one_birthday_the_rest_are_anniversaries/ ([deleted])
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Billy Joel wrote "We Didn't Start The Fire" without the internet available to him

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwmpwi/billy_joel_wrote_we_didnt_start_the_fire_without/ (3stackshs)
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A bank will take money from your empty account then will proceed tell you there’s no money in your bank but will still take said money from your empty account.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwmpu1/a_bank_will_take_money_from_your_empty_account/ ([deleted])
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When you walk down the street and see the local fire man booty 🔥

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwmpsg/when_you_walk_down_the_street_and_see_the_local/ (strangerwithabigiron)
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You breed conflict when you label yourself and others as something other than human.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwmppq/you_breed_conflict_when_you_label_yourself_and/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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You only think there are seven colours in the rainbow because it's commonly said there are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwmor6/you_only_think_there_are_seven_colours_in_the/ (AxialGem)
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If the oldest man alive is 112, then 112 years ago there was a completely different set of humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwmn1x/if_the_oldest_man_alive_is_112_then_112_years_ago/ (Titan_Royale)
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Being a pirate was the old version of a get rich quick scheme

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwmjoc/being_a_pirate_was_the_old_version_of_a_get_rich/ (OneAnimeBoi)
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Common defects probably come from the fact that everybody is kind of related

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwmixv/common_defects_probably_come_from_the_fact_that/ (crackerall)
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When a child is born, they are the youngest person on earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwmio4/when_a_child_is_born_they_are_the_youngest_person/ (FastToflash)
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One day, we're going to run out of purebred animals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwmgzq/one_day_were_going_to_run_out_of_purebred_animals/ (AshKohn47)
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It is odd that there are no flying plants.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwmgd7/it_is_odd_that_there_are_no_flying_plants/ (QuarterCricket)
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Shoddy advertisement is more effective at deterring customers than an anti-product campaign.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwmg3d/shoddy_advertisement_is_more_effective_at/ (PossessedGumball)
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When a company buys an online ad, they're probably losing more customers than they're gaining.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwmeb9/when_a_company_buys_an_online_ad_theyre_probably/ ([deleted])
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Like Ring around a Rosie, we need cool nursery rhymes for Civid-19

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwmdh7/like_ring_around_a_rosie_we_need_cool_nursery/ (Heavyspire)
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You probably hold at least one world record without knowing it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwmdem/you_probably_hold_at_least_one_world_record/ (rovertnorad)
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Respawning in a game changes your birthdate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwmcfe/respawning_in_a_game_changes_your_birthdate/ (Mootbing)
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Those who've caused wars know it, but those who prevented them probably don't.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwmc92/those_whove_caused_wars_know_it_but_those_who/ (hijabifresh)
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We cannot really know if it’s actually Thursday. Someone could have made a mistake some thousands of years ago, and it is actually Friday or Tuesday.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwmbs5/we_cannot_really_know_if_its_actually_thursday/ (netanelyat)
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‘Indeed’ is a good place to fool people that you’re applying to a lot of places without actually having to be worried about really getting a job.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwmaae/indeed_is_a_good_place_to_fool_people_that_youre/ ([deleted])
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Your father is the ultimate motherfucker

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwm9nw/your_father_is_the_ultimate_motherfucker/ (stompywomp)
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Having sex with a family member is bad, unless you're married to them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwm9jq/having_sex_with_a_family_member_is_bad_unless/ (RussianJeenyus)
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We will never hear a new Toys R Us jingle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwm83s/we_will_never_hear_a_new_toys_r_us_jingle/ (Lagstravaganza)
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We are lucky that air is invisible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwm83d/we_are_lucky_that_air_is_invisible/ (Chels42)
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People hide under blankets in fear of ghosts. Ghosts appear as blankets because they are also hiding from something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwm7x8/people_hide_under_blankets_in_fear_of_ghosts/ (shiroukotomine)
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Every job is a manual labor job, if you're smart enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwm332/every_job_is_a_manual_labor_job_if_youre_smart/ (The-Fish-Lord)
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Having to start a lawnmower is a challenge that no other activity in life prepares you for.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwm1vs/having_to_start_a_lawnmower_is_a_challenge_that/ (southwoodhunter)
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Considering how huge some dinosaurs were, it's quite possible that some smaller creatures were crushed to death by their falling poops.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwm11i/considering_how_huge_some_dinosaurs_were_its/ (hellslave)
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Teenagers are better at finding drug dealers then the Police...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwm085/teenagers_are_better_at_finding_drug_dealers_then/ (Samad17)
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Fasting is literally watching your body eat itself alive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwlzrl/fasting_is_literally_watching_your_body_eat/ (Isntitabouttime69)
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We overestimate what we can do in a day and underestimate what we can do in an year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwlwls/we_overestimate_what_we_can_do_in_a_day_and/ (RecoveringRelapser)
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Well eventually turn earth into dust from our desire for territory, space and lust.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwlwft/well_eventually_turn_earth_into_dust_from_our/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Teleporters could just be highly advanced 3D printers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwlvqk/teleporters_could_just_be_highly_advanced_3d/ (zuwiboiii)
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Well eventually turn this whole planet to dust from our desire for territory, space and lust.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwlvn8/well_eventually_turn_this_whole_planet_to_dust/ ([deleted])
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Any word can rhyme if you willing to pronounce it badly enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwlvg0/any_word_can_rhyme_if_you_willing_to_pronounce_it/ (ditenado)
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Toddler skulls are full of teeth sitting in the ranks, waiting to erupt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwlt4m/toddler_skulls_are_full_of_teeth_sitting_in_the/ (OyVeyzMeir)
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Dogs never figure out what fireworks are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwlsvs/dogs_never_figure_out_what_fireworks_are/ (JimmyBags2)
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Thank you for being born is one of the nicest things you'll ever hear from someone else

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwls9s/thank_you_for_being_born_is_one_of_the_nicest/ (Lord_Azian)
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The fact that you procrastinate and still get shit done is the exact reason why you procrastinate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwls4c/the_fact_that_you_procrastinate_and_still_get/ (Xenon_Heathy)
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Death is the only expected, and unexpected thing to exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwls1z/death_is_the_only_expected_and_unexpected_thing/ (LightslicerGandP)
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All of the fruit we eat is dead

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwlr5f/all_of_the_fruit_we_eat_is_dead/ (CandyLover312)
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Clothes are food wrappers to mosquitoes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwlqf8/clothes_are_food_wrappers_to_mosquitoes/ (NonBelieverBeliever)
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Some kids when they get their first haircut experience shear terror.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwlpul/some_kids_when_they_get_their_first_haircut/ ([deleted])
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Our childhood ends when we start getting “stomach aches” instead of “tummy aches”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwlp2e/our_childhood_ends_when_we_start_getting_stomach/ (TheUnfactorable)
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There are many crazy news on TV. But no one heard of a single prostitute ruining their career because of getting pregnant

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwlm22/there_are_many_crazy_news_on_tv_but_no_one_heard/ (vpetrychuk)
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Watermelons look like fat cucumbers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwllt6/watermelons_look_like_fat_cucumbers/ (v0rTeX767)
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If you tell yourself that you need to do your homework to earn 2 cookies, you can bribe yourself with one cookie to let yourself eat the other cookie, so you don't need to do your homework.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwlkrd/if_you_tell_yourself_that_you_need_to_do_your/ (Darkmaster666666)
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People born blind can create with their imagination without having seen a thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwljzs/people_born_blind_can_create_with_their/ (AndrewSmalley)
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Walking around unmasked people feels weirder than walking around masked people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwljx6/walking_around_unmasked_people_feels_weirder_than/ (GentleBreeze96)
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A minute is short when you put something in the microwave and try to complete a task but long when you sit and watch it go by.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwlj2a/a_minute_is_short_when_you_put_something_in_the/ (Kila_Joule)
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The golden ratio is 1,618 and the difference between 1 mile and 1 km is 1,609. Therefore, if you memorise a couple of the Fibonacci numbers, you can easily convert miles and kilometres quickly in your head.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwlisf/the_golden_ratio_is_1618_and_the_difference/ ([deleted])
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If a woman is born with all the eggs she will ever have then you are technically the same age as your mother

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwlfx5/if_a_woman_is_born_with_all_the_eggs_she_will/ (themattcrumb)
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If the humans were extinct and only dogs survived, would an apple still be red.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwlfty/if_the_humans_were_extinct_and_only_dogs_survived/ (gooodkush)
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If you had a dollar for every girl that found you unattractive, girls would find you attractive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwlf8c/if_you_had_a_dollar_for_every_girl_that_found_you/ (wolfyrinee)
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Destruction follows humans wherever they go.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwle2b/destruction_follows_humans_wherever_they_go/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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It's quicker to count to 10, 6 times, than to count to 60.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwlde4/its_quicker_to_count_to_10_6_times_than_to_count/ (__Dawn__Amber__)
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If mosquitoes knew how much they were hated, they probably would bite more often, and maybe in swarms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwlbai/if_mosquitoes_knew_how_much_they_were_hated_they/ (Mahagoney-locket)
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Every person ever has held the record for the youngest person alive. Every person ever will hold the record for the last person to die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwl71w/every_person_ever_has_held_the_record_for_the/ (opktun2)
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Peace is a word we created but it can’t exist if the creator is here to stay.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwl5i2/peace_is_a_word_we_created_but_it_cant_exist_if/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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There's no "u" or "i" in the world "happy" but there is a "y".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwl3o2/theres_no_u_or_i_in_the_world_happy_but_there_is/ (imDiRT)
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Roosters = Cocks because "cock a doodle do"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwl33f/roosters_cocks_because_cock_a_doodle_do/ (AmuroRay0704)
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Staring at the sun gives you a temporary real life crosshair.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwl2ko/staring_at_the_sun_gives_you_a_temporary_real/ (itzWiCK3D)
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Assassins probably know more painless ways to kill people than painful.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwl2bd/assassins_probably_know_more_painless_ways_to/ (RavenDraws63t)
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Ironically, a vacuum that "sucks" is one that doesn't work very well, though it is technically it's main purpose

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwl0ys/ironically_a_vacuum_that_sucks_is_one_that_doesnt/ (Extraparmplz)
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Life doesn’t go by fast, we just forget most of it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwl06y/life_doesnt_go_by_fast_we_just_forget_most_of_it/ (The_CameronVal)
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Spinach and Kale are boring grown up versions of Shrinky Dinks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwkz5w/spinach_and_kale_are_boring_grown_up_versions_of/ (RatherNerdy)
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It seems the newer someone is to a social media platform the more notifications they get from it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwkxm0/it_seems_the_newer_someone_is_to_a_social_media/ (sopedound)
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The biggest improvement that anyone will ever make is jumping ahead several billion ranks after starting in last place in the "Oldest Human" competition.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwkw36/the_biggest_improvement_that_anyone_will_ever/ (Communist_Pants)
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A quick glance of US headlines show why Pride tops the list of the 7 deadly sins

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwkvz0/a_quick_glance_of_us_headlines_show_why_pride/ (4EyedBrownDragon)
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No one will ever know what death feels like, seeing as if you do, then you're dead

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwkvkc/no_one_will_ever_know_what_death_feels_like/ (Budro123)
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Arnold Schwarzenegger is the only person who you can immediately identify simply by his grunts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwku8x/arnold_schwarzenegger_is_the_only_person_who_you/ (goldfishtender)
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The last human born on earth will probably only live to be several seconds old when they die, as some mass extinction event occurs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwktvu/the_last_human_born_on_earth_will_probably_only/ (TheLoneMinon)
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The most famous person in the world on the day you die, probably isn't born yet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwksam/the_most_famous_person_in_the_world_on_the_day/ (CwazyChris)
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You're either uglier or more attractive than you think, you can never be sure.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwkrje/youre_either_uglier_or_more_attractive_than_you/ (puzh_buttonz)
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Choices are hard, but everyone wants them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwkr26/choices_are_hard_but_everyone_wants_them/ (CaptainConfusedALot)
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Babies get praised for burping but adults get chastised.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwkqb8/babies_get_praised_for_burping_but_adults_get/ (bellyfloppin)
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We will never find out what the King from Zelda CD-i actually had for dinner.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwkq1b/we_will_never_find_out_what_the_king_from_zelda/ (Ion_D-worth)
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The reason we only celebrate birthday at young age and old age is because when we're young, we have only lived for few years and when we're old , we only live for a few more years

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwkpll/the_reason_we_only_celebrate_birthday_at_young/ (Tutrois)
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Pretty odd how all these superheroes only speak English

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwkn42/pretty_odd_how_all_these_superheroes_only_speak/ ([deleted])
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Most people rarely make grilled cheese on a grill

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwkms5/most_people_rarely_make_grilled_cheese_on_a_grill/ (noodlecoffee_)
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Midnight is not a great way to describe 12:00 am.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwkkka/midnight_is_not_a_great_way_to_describe_1200_am/ (BusyPooping)
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Some songs better when you're not the one playing them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwkk22/some_songs_better_when_youre_not_the_one_playing/ (Uganda201)
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Donkey Kong Country could possibly take place on a different part of Skull Island.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwkjs7/donkey_kong_country_could_possibly_take_place_on/ ([deleted])
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It seems streaming services may have overestimated how much people care about when a song was remastered.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwkjmp/it_seems_streaming_services_may_have/ (treelovingaytheist)
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Molecular biology and astronomy are the same same but different.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwkgna/molecular_biology_and_astronomy_are_the_same_same/ (chet-)
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Horses were species that lost a job against a machine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwkg3c/horses_were_species_that_lost_a_job_against_a/ (janzeturk)
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In the afterlife, getting an invitation to a lame party and saying you'll be there in spirit wont quite work anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwkftr/in_the_afterlife_getting_an_invitation_to_a_lame/ (thenewyorkgod)
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So it seems one day all our food will be lab grown

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwkf3w/so_it_seems_one_day_all_our_food_will_be_lab_grown/ (littleyac)
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There are only 366 birthdays for over 7 billion people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwkenj/there_are_only_366_birthdays_for_over_7_billion/ (That1Guy975)
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You can tell how emo/goth someone is by the color of their dryer lint.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwkdcg/you_can_tell_how_emogoth_someone_is_by_the_color/ (snackpakatak69)
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An honest man and a dishonest man would both answer 'yes' is asked if they were an honest man.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwkcb6/an_honest_man_and_a_dishonest_man_would_both/ (ehleeought)
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Valve didn't make Half-Life 3 because there can only be 2 halfs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwkbbj/valve_didnt_make_halflife_3_because_there_can/ (Dante71)
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An insane person thinks that you're as insane as you think they are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwkalp/an_insane_person_thinks_that_youre_as_insane_as/ (MeowMeowsMeow)
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The place where most adults voluntarily pee themselves is at the beach.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwkal4/the_place_where_most_adults_voluntarily_pee/ (sloretactician)
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Having a bad experience is better than having an average experience because at least then you have a story to tell

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwk8x1/having_a_bad_experience_is_better_than_having_an/ (JustSoManyCups420)
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Turns out, we were just grumpy because we were tired.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwk8mv/turns_out_we_were_just_grumpy_because_we_were/ (Mickey-B)
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Advancements in genetic splicing could one day create real life superheroes and villains.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwk6th/advancements_in_genetic_splicing_could_one_day/ (irelandn13)
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It’s hard to come up with original stuff because somebody somewhere has already thought of nearly everything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwk5qx/its_hard_to_come_up_with_original_stuff_because/ (ThePinkTeenager)
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Ice can feel hot but fire never feels cold.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwk5lb/ice_can_feel_hot_but_fire_never_feels_cold/ ([deleted])
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The Air Force pilots that dropped the bombs on Nagasaki and Hiroshima have the highest k/d in history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwk5bp/the_air_force_pilots_that_dropped_the_bombs_on/ (jakearcement)
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Using "Night Shift" 24/7 instead of just before bed, may result in an even better night's sleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwk4w6/using_night_shift_247_instead_of_just_before_bed/ (billbapapa)
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The bottom of every lake and stream must be filled with flat round stones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwk4bi/the_bottom_of_every_lake_and_stream_must_be/ (explict)
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If water and air are fluids, then you are in an perpetual state of washing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwk3qg/if_water_and_air_are_fluids_then_you_are_in_an/ (zuwiboiii)
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If farting while running can make you faster than burping while running would probably slow you down

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwk2wa/if_farting_while_running_can_make_you_faster_than/ (the-demented-chicken)
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Humanity are smash juicers. Take in food, smash it, separate liquids from solids, and shoot them out through different tubes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwk24u/humanity_are_smash_juicers_take_in_food_smash_it/ (GrizzledTheGrizzly)
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Someone actually had to make an ad talking about how easy it is to forget babies in hot cars, and that parental attentiveness is always important.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwk1a6/someone_actually_had_to_make_an_ad_talking_about/ (MileHighScrub)
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A month goes by so quickly, yet Sundays always seem so far away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwk142/a_month_goes_by_so_quickly_yet_sundays_always/ (frdesrepr)
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Eating while pooping makes you feel like a monster

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwjzm4/eating_while_pooping_makes_you_feel_like_a_monster/ (HakunaMaBiscuit)
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We scroll up to go down, and scroll down to go up on mobile phones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwjyn2/we_scroll_up_to_go_down_and_scroll_down_to_go_up/ (cheesykartoffel)
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From your face cheeks to butt cheeks you're just a tube.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwjy38/from_your_face_cheeks_to_butt_cheeks_youre_just_a/ (GrizzledTheGrizzly)
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People have an obsession over being older than others moreso than height because it is associated with gaining authority over them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwjwpn/people_have_an_obsession_over_being_older_than/ (Luciano700)
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You can be addicted to certain kind of sadness. Like really.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwjvln/you_can_be_addicted_to_certain_kind_of_sadness/ (rojankk)
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Maybe most animals are scared of humans because in the animal kingdom standing on your back legs and appearing big is used to scare of others. and humans are the masters of standing on their back legs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwjume/maybe_most_animals_are_scared_of_humans_because/ (WaterSheep-San)
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Dinosaurs never really went extinct.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwjtsm/dinosaurs_never_really_went_extinct/ (ChaddyMcChadface)
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No matter how many times you wipe, there is still going to be shit inside you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwjsnb/no_matter_how_many_times_you_wipe_there_is_still/ (i_like_memes_69_)
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In every unintentionally creepy design is something that managed to pass for not creepy to group of people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwjsic/in_every_unintentionally_creepy_design_is/ (TheMaskedGeode)
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Birds were around for millions of years, living alongside the rest of the dinosaurs, before those emm deceased

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwjrzu/birds_were_around_for_millions_of_years_living/ (AxialGem)
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It's someone on earth's job to identify exactly where a fish's face ends and its body begins

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwjr9k/its_someone_on_earths_job_to_identify_exactly/ (issapenguin)
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A lion’s heaven is a zebra’s hell

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwjqqg/a_lions_heaven_is_a_zebras_hell/ (TheMysticGed)
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The energetic rendering of is insan compared to human

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwjqd7/the_energetic_rendering_of_is_insan_compared_to/ (rocaille775)
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We eat sausage patties for breakfast, but we don't eat sausage burgers for lunch or dinner

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwjp77/we_eat_sausage_patties_for_breakfast_but_we_dont/ (bestrongbelieve)
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There is something about the color combination of purple and teal that screams 1990s.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwjni9/there_is_something_about_the_color_combination_of/ (Long-Afternoon)
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Most of your organs have never seen the sunlight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwjld5/most_of_your_organs_have_never_seen_the_sunlight/ ([deleted])
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It takes 2 cuts to cut the first slice of pizza, but only 1 cut for the rest

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwjkbe/it_takes_2_cuts_to_cut_the_first_slice_of_pizza/ (hellbilly_delux)
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Playing ice cream van music while driving your car around town is the perfect way to ruin someone's day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwjk2v/playing_ice_cream_van_music_while_driving_your/ (idoze)
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Pierced nipples taste like house keys.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwjiwb/pierced_nipples_taste_like_house_keys/ (PornMonkey5)
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If you did a handstand outside, from space it would look like you were holding up the earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwjiru/if_you_did_a_handstand_outside_from_space_it/ ([deleted])
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If Jeff Bezos hasn’t named his penis “The Prime Member” than one could argue his success as a person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwjhr6/if_jeff_bezos_hasnt_named_his_penis_the_prime/ (TheCoastalCardician)
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Pissing on a shit stain is a perfect example of chaotic good

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwjh6i/pissing_on_a_shit_stain_is_a_perfect_example_of/ (jstout11)
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Grudges are angry crushes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwjf7d/grudges_are_angry_crushes/ (MorsesTheHorse)
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Some people look like shit on the outside but feel great, whereas others look great on the outside but feel like shit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwjeta/some_people_look_like_shit_on_the_outside_but/ (SeanyDay)
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The blood circulatory system works like a sushi restaurant. Nutrition is transported on little transport vehicle and everyone next to it can take out what he needs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwjejb/the_blood_circulatory_system_works_like_a_sushi/ (Thanos_meant_it_well)
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People that have a PhD are usually more progressive because they have a way longer “learning phase” than others

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwjdoq/people_that_have_a_phd_are_usually_more/ (leodavinci11)
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Put the thingamajig in the thingamabob and the whatchamacallit will work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwjcev/put_the_thingamajig_in_the_thingamabob_and_the/ (-DXMXGXD-)
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If our fingers had foreskin...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwjbsb/if_our_fingers_had_foreskin/ (TheSufferingBooth)
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More zeros in front of a one makes it seem smaller

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwjb7f/more_zeros_in_front_of_a_one_makes_it_seem_smaller/ ([deleted])
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If you replace the letter W with T you get the answer for the following questions:

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwj939/if_you_replace_the_letter_w_with_t_you_get_the/ (DisTacoIsFishy)
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The moment you were born, you were - for a small fraction of a second - the youngest human child on entire Earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwj7fe/the_moment_you_were_born_you_were_for_a_small/ (walker9995)
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There are few things more unsettling than feeling something moving in your shoe while you are driving.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwj57m/there_are_few_things_more_unsettling_than_feeling/ (FastWalkingShortGuy)
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Everyone outside of self in the game of life is an NPC and that gives clarity about what we can and can't control.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwj3qw/everyone_outside_of_self_in_the_game_of_life_is/ (youeff0h)
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Greatest risk, biggest reward: bacon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwj2yl/greatest_risk_biggest_reward_bacon/ (RealLeeSD)
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If a fantasy world like, LOTR, Harry Potter, Etc. continue to advance, at some point they will all most likely become science fiction

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwj1ha/if_a_fantasy_world_like_lotr_harry_potter_etc/ (AnteaterGIC)
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If men could only date women much smaller/shorter than they are, the shortest men would look the creepiest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwizso/if_men_could_only_date_women_much_smallershorter/ (Ninjhetto)
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It is really hard to chop off both of your hands without any external help.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwizm8/it_is_really_hard_to_chop_off_both_of_your_hands/ (amisat12)
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Universal suffrage sounds painful.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwizdx/universal_suffrage_sounds_painful/ ([deleted])
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Just as eggs have the potential to become many things (fried, poached, scrambled), we were born having the potential to become anything but environmental influence shaped what we do become.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwixbo/just_as_eggs_have_the_potential_to_become_many/ (marvchew)
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If you're hiding from a monster in a nightmare, that monster technically knows exatcly where you are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwix6p/if_youre_hiding_from_a_monster_in_a_nightmare/ (blippityblap1)
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If everything can be art then the word art has no categorical meaning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwivnw/if_everything_can_be_art_then_the_word_art_has_no/ ([deleted])
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We stop doing so many fun things as adults (water balloon fights, nerf wars, capture the flag) just because there’s an implication those things are childish. We rob ourselves of joy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwiv8m/we_stop_doing_so_many_fun_things_as_adults_water/ (TychoSky)
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Short viewer retention for porn videos is a good thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwiulo/short_viewer_retention_for_porn_videos_is_a_good/ ([deleted])
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The guy who discovered milk was probably just a messed up kinda horny.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwisdz/the_guy_who_discovered_milk_was_probably_just_a/ (Mr31415926)
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Cleopatra destroyed part of the Roman Empire because one guy simped for her so hard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwiqla/cleopatra_destroyed_part_of_the_roman_empire/ (MyPasswordIsRushB)
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A magician pulling three bunnies out of a hat is a double hat trick.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwio99/a_magician_pulling_three_bunnies_out_of_a_hat_is/ ([deleted])
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If everyone stayed 6 feet apart we could fit the entire human race into Hungary

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwinhs/if_everyone_stayed_6_feet_apart_we_could_fit_the/ (OmG_Potatoez)
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If you are what you eat, let’s hope you don’t know any humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwingk/if_you_are_what_you_eat_lets_hope_you_dont_know/ (pngpng32)
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Paintings of hair and fur can look so real because the brushes are made of hair and fur.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwin7q/paintings_of_hair_and_fur_can_look_so_real/ (IsraelZulu)
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Maybe the reason a toll road isn’t considered a freeway is because it is no longer a free way

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwij5o/maybe_the_reason_a_toll_road_isnt_considered_a/ ([deleted])
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A random NPC is more likely to be noticed by a famous streamer than you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwiivs/a_random_npc_is_more_likely_to_be_noticed_by_a/ (SteamPUNK77)
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Teaching a man how to fish does not feed him for life if he doesn’t have a fishing pole

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwii0l/teaching_a_man_how_to_fish_does_not_feed_him_for/ (dankpenguin69)
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The easiest question in "who wants to be a millionare" is in the title

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwihhg/the_easiest_question_in_who_wants_to_be_a/ (Darkmaster666666)
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When we die, it’s interesting no one is stuck with a smile - it’s always that sort of neutral poker face.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwifwf/when_we_die_its_interesting_no_one_is_stuck_with/ (BatManSaidSo)
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It's a double standard how Michael Richards's 2006 rant basically ended his career, whereas Bill Burr's rant the same year launched him into stardom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwifs7/its_a_double_standard_how_michael_richardss_2006/ (Long-Afternoon)
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It's Raining Men is a surprisingly cheerful song, considering all the broken skulls and spilled brains such weather would lead to

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwieyw/its_raining_men_is_a_surprisingly_cheerful_song/ (We-are-straw-dogs)
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The generation that says the newest generation is being ruined by video games and smartphones is the same generation that created them in the first place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwidds/the_generation_that_says_the_newest_generation_is/ (_MilkBone_)
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We have synonyms for consume specific to every state of matter: Eat for solid, Drink for liquid, and Inhale for gas. Except for plasma.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwid06/we_have_synonyms_for_consume_specific_to_every/ (AGroupofThisIsCalled)
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Facemasks have probably helped a lot of people realise they have bad breath

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwicz7/facemasks_have_probably_helped_a_lot_of_people/ (LeFrogKid)
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If KFC will soon be able to 3D print chicken nuggets, then ethical cannibals will eventually 3D print human ones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwicqs/if_kfc_will_soon_be_able_to_3d_print_chicken/ (-Naughty-Avocado-)
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At a certain point, grave robbing becomes an intellectually and ethically (to some cultures) accepted practice, namely archaeology.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwi7xt/at_a_certain_point_grave_robbing_becomes_an/ (mozchops)
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Nothing lasts forever, but the universe sure is trying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwi3it/nothing_lasts_forever_but_the_universe_sure_is/ (OblviousTrollAccount)
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The Next Season of Portlandia is going to be very dark.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwi3i9/the_next_season_of_portlandia_is_going_to_be_very/ (enerrotsen)
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a zipper must be filthy at the end of the day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwi34s/a_zipper_must_be_filthy_at_the_end_of_the_day/ ([deleted])
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We love staring at plant genitalia.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwi2lc/we_love_staring_at_plant_genitalia/ (distressedpear)
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You become veterinary because you love cats, by doing so, you make all cats hate you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwi2c1/you_become_veterinary_because_you_love_cats_by/ (raskolnikovcyka)
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If the plastic in the ocean was used for plastic surgery, the physical appearance of humans and the ocean would both be enhanced.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwi25p/if_the_plastic_in_the_ocean_was_used_for_plastic/ (reedchristopher45)
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Feeling good is not the same thing as feeling not bad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwi0q5/feeling_good_is_not_the_same_thing_as_feeling_not/ (Fingerbob73)
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Gravity is the most special of forces.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwi08x/gravity_is_the_most_special_of_forces/ ([deleted])
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Being committed & devoted to someone can be mistaken for being controlling & insecure when emotional intelligence is absent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwhxja/being_committed_devoted_to_someone_can_be/ (hellersins)
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The quality of your fast food depends on how good of a day the employee is having

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwhxcw/the_quality_of_your_fast_food_depends_on_how_good/ ([deleted])
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There's a high probability on a different universe of which we would have died

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwhxc1/theres_a_high_probability_on_a_different_universe/ (NiNy_HaMMeR)
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People who constantly talk about how great their country is, are the ones who contribute the least for the betterment of their country and citizens.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwhwzu/people_who_constantly_talk_about_how_great_their/ (Bogey_Yogi)
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Confident people are at least a bit crazy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwhv2r/confident_people_are_at_least_a_bit_crazy/ (ridemooses)
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At some point, most sentences ending in an exclamation point became perceived as overexcited and annoying to me!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwht3f/at_some_point_most_sentences_ending_in_an/ (SkyrimHimself)
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Many men think an apology makes them a pussy, in fact it makes them more aware and wise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwhszw/many_men_think_an_apology_makes_them_a_pussy_in/ ([deleted])
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Storm trooper armor is the most worthless thing in the galaxy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwhsj5/storm_trooper_armor_is_the_most_worthless_thing/ (AAA_Batteriez)
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Deepfake technology could probably be used to un-pixelate porn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwhshp/deepfake_technology_could_probably_be_used_to/ (PhilipLiptonSchrute)
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123 is a better password than 1234

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwhq4f/123_is_a_better_password_than_1234/ (BlumboMan)
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Few people claim to have a normal dream before describing it to a disinterested audience.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwhps0/few_people_claim_to_have_a_normal_dream_before/ (nimo01)
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We judge how good water tastes by how much it doesn't taste like anything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwhp5b/we_judge_how_good_water_tastes_by_how_much_it/ (Thats_Life_)
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Hello? Makes it seem like you're asking if someone is there. Hi? Just makes you look stupid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwhnb4/hello_makes_it_seem_like_youre_asking_if_someone/ (-Bellsprout)
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If you've never pulled yourself up by the bootstraps, you've probably never been in the mud on a farm or jobsite

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwhkn5/if_youve_never_pulled_yourself_up_by_the/ (Swinella)
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When you live in a residential unit you still live with parents, just not yours

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwhjpc/when_you_live_in_a_residential_unit_you_still/ (Ak171)
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Ou‌‌r a‌‌g‌‌e s‌‌houl‌‌d b‌‌‌‌e m‌‌easure‌‌d f‌‌ro‌‌m t‌‌h‌‌e m‌‌omen‌‌t w‌‌‌‌e s‌‌tarte‌‌d d‌‌evelopin‌‌g o‌‌‌‌r o‌‌nc‌‌e w‌‌‌‌e p‌‌as‌‌s a‌‌‌‌ b‌‌asi‌‌c t‌‌est‌‌. I‌‌t’‌‌s n‌‌o‌‌t f‌‌ai‌‌r p‌‌rematur‌‌e k‌‌id‌‌s s‌‌tar‌‌t t‌‌hei‌‌r c‌‌ounte‌‌r f‌‌aste‌‌r t‌‌ha‌‌n o‌‌thers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwhho2/our_age_should_be_measured_from_the_moment_we/ ([deleted])
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If somebody says they don't pee in the shower, you have to wonder what else they lie about.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwhh08/if_somebody_says_they_dont_pee_in_the_shower_you/ (cypherdev)
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There is no answer to the question "are you ticklish" which won't result in you getting tickled

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwhey0/there_is_no_answer_to_the_question_are_you/ (Neefew)
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Your picture may be used on the Internet accusing you of crimes you never commit and no one will believe otherwise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwhelb/your_picture_may_be_used_on_the_internet_accusing/ ([deleted])
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The amount of cannonballs deep in the seafloor must be overwhelming.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwhe1e/the_amount_of_cannonballs_deep_in_the_seafloor/ (TrashBagsan)
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Light is a particle when it hits an object, but it goes through glass

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwhdu2/light_is_a_particle_when_it_hits_an_object_but_it/ (Lame_Protagonist)
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There's nothing more hurtful than a cat immediately washing the spot where you just pet it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwhd76/theres_nothing_more_hurtful_than_a_cat/ (hapaca)
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Any inanimate object has the potential to kill a human being.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwhd1b/any_inanimate_object_has_the_potential_to_kill_a/ (Ashism_)
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Bob Ross was the original ASMR.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwhc2w/bob_ross_was_the_original_asmr/ (mortal-aquari)
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When you're a kid, you hide under the covers out of fear. But when you're an adult, you hide under the covers out of love.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwhbdz/when_youre_a_kid_you_hide_under_the_covers_out_of/ (somkkeshav555)
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The modern ruleset for Chess had to have come from a rather matriarchal society.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwhb0z/the_modern_ruleset_for_chess_had_to_have_come/ (Cignus777)
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We’ll probably have more in common with our great great grandparents than with our great great grandchildren

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwh74r/well_probably_have_more_in_common_with_our_great/ (DakotaEngland)
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Everyone here always deal in absolutes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwh5mg/everyone_here_always_deal_in_absolutes/ (MaxximumB)
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You can turn a romantic comedy in a thriller just by having the male character be aggressively direct and always present towards the female character.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwh42x/you_can_turn_a_romantic_comedy_in_a_thriller_just/ (zuwiboiii)
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Eating 3 hard boiled eggs feels more filling than eating 3 sunny side ups.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwh2ba/eating_3_hard_boiled_eggs_feels_more_filling_than/ (kenzi28)
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The hospital that you were born in is the only place you left without entering

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwh1ku/the_hospital_that_you_were_born_in_is_the_only/ (keosan22)
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Maybe the only way to travel to another galaxy or even another universe is by dying, so our escense can make the long trip without decaying and occupy another body there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwh0j5/maybe_the_only_way_to_travel_to_another_galaxy_or/ (f0b0s)
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It takes guts to tell someone something they don't want to hear because they're likely to punch you in the stomach for trying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwh0ah/it_takes_guts_to_tell_someone_something_they_dont/ ([deleted])
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Robots are taking away our internet freedom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwh059/robots_are_taking_away_our_internet_freedom/ ([deleted])
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When its your birthday people give you gifts, when its your cake day you ask for the gifts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwgy59/when_its_your_birthday_people_give_you_gifts_when/ (shakeil123)
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The difference between a spark and a fire is the similar as a thought and a written statement.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwgwvo/the_difference_between_a_spark_and_a_fire_is_the/ (PhD3DP)
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In each field, when a certain level is reached, some point can cause great excitement among insiders, while the outsiders feel nothing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwgw7q/in_each_field_when_a_certain_level_is_reached/ (PhD3DP)
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Jeff Bezos is skinny Lex Luthor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwguwj/jeff_bezos_is_skinny_lex_luthor/ (projectMKultra)
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Adults don't really know how to adult.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwgunn/adults_dont_really_know_how_to_adult/ ([deleted])
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Fish are the birds of the sea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwguls/fish_are_the_birds_of_the_sea/ (anokayidea)
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Willem Defoe looks like an older, more wise and serious version of Jim Carrey.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwgt7m/willem_defoe_looks_like_an_older_more_wise_and/ (ShadowStrike2)
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Sugar and Salt almost look the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwgsxf/sugar_and_salt_almost_look_the_same/ ([deleted])
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Deaf people don’t know when their farts are loud

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwgrpo/deaf_people_dont_know_when_their_farts_are_loud/ (yonchik)
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Chinese Ouija boards must be painful to navigate. There are thousands of characters used in the Chinese writing system.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwgri7/chinese_ouija_boards_must_be_painful_to_navigate/ (ca3910)
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Crash tests are gore for car guys.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwgrdk/crash_tests_are_gore_for_car_guys/ (rzultamorda2137)
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R​hythm ga​mes wo​uld ​​b​e a​ l​ot e​as​ier i​f th​ey we​re no​tated on a​ st​ave​​​​​​​​.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwgqjg/rhythm_games_would_be_a_lot_easier_if_they_were/ ([deleted])
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In the eyes of a Cannibal, starvation can be viewed as both a good and a bad thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwgqe6/in_the_eyes_of_a_cannibal_starvation_can_be/ (EthanJayco)
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Smokers who share a smoke have an aspiring sense of trust.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwgq4x/smokers_who_share_a_smoke_have_an_aspiring_sense/ (zuwiboiii)
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It’s a state of suspense between your last hiccup and realizing it stopped.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwgoox/its_a_state_of_suspense_between_your_last_hiccup/ (ebtwel)
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Atoms are the original Lego

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwgnmp/atoms_are_the_original_lego/ (zuwiboiii)
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If the Truman Show were real it would probably end up on a Buzzfeed listicle of "10 TV shows that ended on the perfect note."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwglnx/if_the_truman_show_were_real_it_would_probably/ (dpfw)
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There is a certain tightness you can reach from working out and eating healthy where your body legit feels like it's hugging itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwgklf/there_is_a_certain_tightness_you_can_reach_from/ ([deleted])
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Nothing is actually something because nothing is the lack of something but the lack of something is also something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwgk5t/nothing_is_actually_something_because_nothing_is/ (The_Tem_Channel)
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At some point, you were the youngest person alive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwgj4r/at_some_point_you_were_the_youngest_person_alive/ ([deleted])
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The people on shark tank aren’t investing for the people’s sake, it’s mainly so that they can gain more money out of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwghze/the_people_on_shark_tank_arent_investing_for_the/ (royalmacboys2)
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Technically a space suit protects an astronaut from nothing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwggvs/technically_a_space_suit_protects_an_astronaut/ (Cookie4316)
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Technically, you're addicted to water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwgf69/technically_youre_addicted_to_water/ (cadagricomiguel)
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There's nothing worse than the last grape in the bowl being sour

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwgf2n/theres_nothing_worse_than_the_last_grape_in_the/ (TopBunner1)
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Everyone had at least onetime thought they loved themself, and at least onetime thought they hated themself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwgel2/everyone_had_at_least_onetime_thought_they_loved/ (Shicxo)
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If you water water it grows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwgeh9/if_you_water_water_it_grows/ (AppleMonster_)
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Peanut butter has no butter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwgdsh/peanut_butter_has_no_butter/ (cadagricomiguel)
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In the future, retirement homes will have e-sports teams.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwgdbb/in_the_future_retirement_homes_will_have_esports/ (MECHOrzel)
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H‌‌omeles‌‌s m‌‌e‌‌n t‌‌ha‌‌t p‌‌ic‌‌k u‌‌‌‌p c‌‌igarett‌‌e b‌‌ut‌‌s t‌‌‌‌o s‌‌mok‌‌e h‌‌av‌‌e m‌‌or‌‌e t‌‌ransitiv‌‌e c‌‌ontac‌‌t w‌‌it‌‌h s‌‌omeone’‌‌s l‌‌ip‌‌s t‌‌ha‌‌n s‌‌om‌‌e o‌‌‌‌f u‌‌‌‌s w‌‌oul‌‌d e‌‌ve‌‌r h‌‌ave.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwgcuo/homeless_men_that_pick_up_cigarette_buts_to_smoke/ (vpetrychuk)
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If your body is a temple and you do a marathon it's temple run.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwgbw9/if_your_body_is_a_temple_and_you_do_a_marathon/ (Captain-Americano)
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Things can be New old but not Old New

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwgbb3/things_can_be_new_old_but_not_old_new/ (hotdog1722)
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If people could easily clone themselves, we would instantly create a new race of enslaved people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwgb4a/if_people_could_easily_clone_themselves_we_would/ (queer_no_evil)
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If you were in atomic level, you can't breathe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwg9er/if_you_were_in_atomic_level_you_cant_breathe/ (cadagricomiguel)
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Homeless m‌‌en t‌‌hat p‌‌ick u‌‌p c‌‌igarette b‌‌uts t‌‌o s‌‌moke h‌‌ave m‌‌ore t‌‌ransitive c‌‌ontact w‌‌ith s‌‌omeone’s l‌‌ips t‌‌han s‌‌ome o‌‌f u‌‌s w‌‌ould e‌‌ver h‌‌ave

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwg87e/homeless_men_that_pick_up_cigarette_buts_to_smoke/ ([deleted])
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it's so easy to kill your happiness while it's so hard to kill your sadness

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwg59i/its_so_easy_to_kill_your_happiness_while_its_so/ (x33nboi)
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You "Milk" an animal to get milk from it, and to "Water" you give water to a plant OR animal. But you "nurse" something to GIVE it milk, and not "Milk" it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwg4y6/you_milk_an_animal_to_get_milk_from_it_and_to/ ([deleted])
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Someone who has a ton of skinny friends is more popular than someone with a ton of overweight friends.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwg3zm/someone_who_has_a_ton_of_skinny_friends_is_more/ (peanutbutterfish23)
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Colour-blind people have limited options when picking a favourite colour.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwg2pb/colourblind_people_have_limited_options_when/ (nopols)
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Perspective is an interesting thing. Two people can witness the same event and have opposite opinions on what occured but yet still be both 100% correct in what they witnessed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwg2m4/perspective_is_an_interesting_thing_two_people/ (KnowsIittle)
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Everyone that will be working tomorrow, will be working 24/7.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwg1wf/everyone_that_will_be_working_tomorrow_will_be/ (tarball-qc)
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You probably have never seen your neighbour bringing in groceries

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwg02a/you_probably_have_never_seen_your_neighbour/ (Anamorphic_Brownie)
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You don’t play a game of Monopoly, you start one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwfyoh/you_dont_play_a_game_of_monopoly_you_start_one/ (TheJAMR)
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If you were to zoom in on a planet in a far off galaxy at the speed of light, you would see it's history unfold in fast forward.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwfx8r/if_you_were_to_zoom_in_on_a_planet_in_a_far_off/ (burnymcburneraccount)
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Deodorant is actually odorant

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwfvvo/deodorant_is_actually_odorant/ (Glittering_Brick)
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The biggest rise in gun sales ever is being caused by people who want them gone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwfv64/the_biggest_rise_in_gun_sales_ever_is_being/ (acornstu)
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‘Bilgewater’ is Captain Hook’s way of saying ‘Bullshit’

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwfv4s/bilgewater_is_captain_hooks_way_of_saying_bullshit/ (MakybeToughKid)
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Homeless men that pick up cigarette buts to smoke have more transitive contact with someone’s lips than some of us would ever have

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwfu7r/homeless_men_that_pick_up_cigarette_buts_to_smoke/ ([deleted])
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Babies are literally the messiest type of human, and yet the vast majority of their clothes are white/pastel colours.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwfu6g/babies_are_literally_the_messiest_type_of_human/ (W0otang)
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Some day, your picture may end up on clickbait sites accusing you of crimes you have never commited, and people will still believe them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwftix/some_day_your_picture_may_end_up_on_clickbait/ ([deleted])
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ubisoft could be the abstergo in real life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwfs5h/ubisoft_could_be_the_abstergo_in_real_life/ (ezioauditore12)
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In video games the destination (loot/reward) is almost always better than the journey (grind).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwfoiv/in_video_games_the_destination_lootreward_is/ (HankTheTank1449)
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The solution to the Trolley Problem is simple. Simply put the lever dead center and the trolley derails killing no one. Never send a philosopher to do an engineer's work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwfofk/the_solution_to_the_trolley_problem_is_simple/ (Scoob1978)
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The only difference between dark humor and horror is context

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwfnyg/the_only_difference_between_dark_humor_and_horror/ (coolguydude5)
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People in the far future are going to think we were insane for passing mere inches by oncoming traffic on 2 lane highways, our lives completely at the whim of random strangers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwfkym/people_in_the_far_future_are_going_to_think_we/ ([deleted])
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The money donated to an addiction charity was probably used to buy drugs at some point

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwfiha/the_money_donated_to_an_addiction_charity_was/ (themedium0)
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We’re so lucky to have one language almost everyone all over the world is able to speak

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwfea2/were_so_lucky_to_have_one_language_almost/ (Laileena)
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You are probably the most disgusting thing your clothes will touch all day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwfc6o/you_are_probably_the_most_disgusting_thing_your/ (KaroSatan)
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We all just fully accept that we have birds that can fucking talk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwf9ts/we_all_just_fully_accept_that_we_have_birds_that/ (kmaffett1)
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Uber Eats, Doordash and GrubHub would make killer profits in Togo.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwf9ek/uber_eats_doordash_and_grubhub_would_make_killer/ (Xu_Lin)
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Your fingers have fingertips but your toes don't have toetips, yet you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwf9ag/your_fingers_have_fingertips_but_your_toes_dont/ (AnnabethChase_Athena)
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Mentally, Most of us are adult-kid hybrid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwf8qx/mentally_most_of_us_are_adultkid_hybrid/ (Xtreamous)
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Eating broccoli can be the solution of memory problems, but you will still forget to buy it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwf8jv/eating_broccoli_can_be_the_solution_of_memory/ (bardhyl1703)
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Mentally, Most of us are adult-child hybrid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwf83w/mentally_most_of_us_are_adultchild_hybrid/ ([deleted])
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Some songs are better in your head than when you listen to them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwf7zm/some_songs_are_better_in_your_head_than_when_you/ (Bloopie)
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We're pretty lucky to not have taste buds in our fingertips.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwf63r/were_pretty_lucky_to_not_have_taste_buds_in_our/ ([deleted])
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Lego men live in houses made from their own flesh.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwf5r6/lego_men_live_in_houses_made_from_their_own_flesh/ (M4X3R)
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Everything with colour it's every colour EXCEPT the colour that you see it is since objects absorb all colours and reflect back the colours that you see it is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwf4pr/everything_with_colour_its_every_colour_except/ (lejhindary4444)
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When a villain is shown defeating a strong animal, it is seen as cruel and inhumane but when a hero does it, it is shown as a great feat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwf4po/when_a_villain_is_shown_defeating_a_strong_animal/ (Rishin_Lonewolf)
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'That's what YOU think' works as a response to almost anything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwf3pq/thats_what_you_think_works_as_a_response_to/ (soody765)
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When you cry, those tears help you to clean your vision. A vision which helps you to make the next move a better one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwf2py/when_you_cry_those_tears_help_you_to_clean_your/ (immoleight__me)
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If you had an advanced robot arm, you could win dice games and flip the coin indefinitely.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwf2jb/if_you_had_an_advanced_robot_arm_you_could_win/ (zuwiboiii)
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There's no symbol for a bad idea

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwf2fp/theres_no_symbol_for_a_bad_idea/ ([deleted])
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There's an oldest person to have ever lived, but there's no youngest person to have ever lived.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwf1tn/theres_an_oldest_person_to_have_ever_lived_but/ (iamafacsimile)
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If oxygen usage by patients in hospitals was taxed onto tobacco sales with a picture of someone on oxygen to every person that buys cigarettes, it is likely that both people on oxygen and people that buy cigarettes would decrease.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwf0u1/if_oxygen_usage_by_patients_in_hospitals_was/ ([deleted])
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A dog owned by a billionaire will never fully appreciate the benefits of being in the top 0.00002%

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwf0j5/a_dog_owned_by_a_billionaire_will_never_fully/ (crookedcusp)
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When we create a new technology, first thing we think of is how to use it on people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwezfj/when_we_create_a_new_technology_first_thing_we/ (zuwiboiii)
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The first guy to discover milk most of been insane

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwexbn/the_first_guy_to_discover_milk_most_of_been_insane/ (km25cfc)
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The first band/singer you ever saw live was most likely opening for who you went to see

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwexa2/the_first_bandsinger_you_ever_saw_live_was_most/ (iamaaronmullen)
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Your picture may end up on an Internet page accusing you of a crime you did not commit, but people are going to believe it anyway.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwex1f/your_picture_may_end_up_on_an_internet_page/ ([deleted])
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Jam in a squeezey bottle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwewab/jam_in_a_squeezey_bottle/ (urmombanger)
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Human sleep cycle was probably a result of being afraid of the dark.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwevwo/human_sleep_cycle_was_probably_a_result_of_being/ ([deleted])
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If you live with other people, you trust that any food you grab from the kitchen was opened by them and didn’t come like that from the store.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwevmg/if_you_live_with_other_people_you_trust_that_any/ (statsmachine)
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Walkie-Talkies always were with perfect reception in movies.... especially when inside an air duct

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwepmu/walkietalkies_always_were_with_perfect_reception/ (sachsrandy)
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Someone has breathed the least before dying, which is a hardcore world record that isn't logged.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hweotx/someone_has_breathed_the_least_before_dying_which/ (SomethingRandomYT)
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When your neighbors sprinklers is on, you’re grass gets a little bit watered too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hweo3j/when_your_neighbors_sprinklers_is_on_youre_grass/ (Gary_October)
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There has probably been a movie or three made only because a rich producer wanted to see a certain actress naked in a sex scene.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hweml6/there_has_probably_been_a_movie_or_three_made/ (NeverTopComment)
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In a few decades floppy disks are gonna end up being remembered more than CD's and Blurays thanks to their look being used as a save button

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwemet/in_a_few_decades_floppy_disks_are_gonna_end_up/ (jkd10)
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The most intelligent part of being smart is knowing when to play dumb

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwelpo/the_most_intelligent_part_of_being_smart_is/ (wcslater)
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People born in 2000/2001 are the boomers of the zoomers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hweko1/people_born_in_20002001_are_the_boomers_of_the/ (Glittering_Brick)
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All the E's in Mercedes sound different.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwekly/all_the_es_in_mercedes_sound_different/ (HyperizedVenom365)
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Cigarettes don't expire but the person using them does.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwejg6/cigarettes_dont_expire_but_the_person_using_them/ ([deleted])
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Your picture may someday be used on the Internet showing crimes you have never committed and people will believe it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hweit9/your_picture_may_someday_be_used_on_the_internet/ ([deleted])
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Waking up 30 minutes before your alarm can be torture, but a 30 minute nap in the middle of the day can be exactly what you need.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hweiel/waking_up_30_minutes_before_your_alarm_can_be/ (and_a_side_of_fries)
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There is a chance that you are immortal but don't know it yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwehzr/there_is_a_chance_that_you_are_immortal_but_dont/ (Tonttzu)
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Quite a few chemistry teachers probably got a little nervous when Breaking Bad came out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwehig/quite_a_few_chemistry_teachers_probably_got_a/ ([deleted])
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A tranquilizer is something that creates tranquility.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwehf7/a_tranquilizer_is_something_that_creates/ (Ugaloshkh)
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The fly against the window...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwegvi/the_fly_against_the_window/ (xsimporter)
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Your picture may someday be used on clickbait sites featuring crimes you never commit and people are going to believe it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwegmc/your_picture_may_someday_be_used_on_clickbait/ ([deleted])
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People having the ability to walk through walls for 10 minutes a day would probably never figure out their super power.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwefnu/people_having_the_ability_to_walk_through_walls/ (Prace_Ace)
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In Final Destination people might be shown what will happen if they try to avoid that future instead of being shown what will happen if they live their life normally

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwefgr/in_final_destination_people_might_be_shown_what/ (Polish_Sniper_00)
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Star constellations were there long before we even named them and they will stay even after humanity has been long forgotten

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwef69/star_constellations_were_there_long_before_we/ ([deleted])
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The water in your toilets that you do your business in eventually falls back on your head in the form of rain, snow, sleet, or hail.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hweemr/the_water_in_your_toilets_that_you_do_your/ (LordBoueballs19)
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At one point somebody had the social security number 42069.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwedoz/at_one_point_somebody_had_the_social_security/ (DreamCrusher0117)
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Eating alone without your phone is a very rare thing nowadays

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwedlv/eating_alone_without_your_phone_is_a_very_rare/ (chaspich)
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Progress is mainly shown towards the right

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwect2/progress_is_mainly_shown_towards_the_right/ ([deleted])
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A haircut is another way of saying "maintaining human insulation"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwecr2/a_haircut_is_another_way_of_saying_maintaining/ (zuwiboiii)
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Everything you do is potential evidence for a criminal investigation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwebz3/everything_you_do_is_potential_evidence_for_a/ ([deleted])
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In Sleeping Beauty, the witch casts an "evil" curse that puts everyone in a deep sleep. Honestly, that sounds pretty great to me.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwe9fh/in_sleeping_beauty_the_witch_casts_an_evil_curse/ (ineedcoffee10)
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Water is extremely sticky

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwe8bk/water_is_extremely_sticky/ (MicrowaveNugget)
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Jeff Bezos can give every human on Earth 20 bucks and still have USD 27 300 000 000 (27.3 billion) left.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwe70v/jeff_bezos_can_give_every_human_on_earth_20_bucks/ (The_Merciless_Potato)
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Pornstars have the most looked after/clean genitals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwe534/pornstars_have_the_most_looked_afterclean_genitals/ (dannyrj91)
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Hating socks with sandals was likely started by foot fetishists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwe4b8/hating_socks_with_sandals_was_likely_started_by/ (VampireQueenDespair)
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Conventional ovens are macrowavers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwe3wl/conventional_ovens_are_macrowavers/ ([deleted])
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The whole of adult existence is a futile exercise in attempting to reverse entropy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwe39f/the_whole_of_adult_existence_is_a_futile_exercise/ (skandinsky)
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Space suits protect the astronauts from nothing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwe2w4/space_suits_protect_the_astronauts_from_nothing/ (Bismuth81)
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All or most of our theories about the universe could be incorrect, and if there is a some type of watcher, they are probably laughing how wrong we are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwe0cv/all_or_most_of_our_theories_about_the_universe/ (X_NonTron)
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We're more freaked out by spiders than mosquitos despite the fact mosquitos are humans No1 bringer of death (from animals).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwe02u/were_more_freaked_out_by_spiders_than_mosquitos/ (MD564)
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69ing is a romantic dinner for two

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwe01e/69ing_is_a_romantic_dinner_for_two/ (going-on-empty)
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Could probably feed a small country with all that uneaten pizza in porn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwdzt0/could_probably_feed_a_small_country_with_all_that/ (Semi-Spicy)
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The platinum award looks more like a diamond award

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwdyqu/the_platinum_award_looks_more_like_a_diamond_award/ (cadagricomiguel)
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People want to be first in a lot of things, yet barely want to be last in anything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwdy4g/people_want_to_be_first_in_a_lot_of_things_yet/ (X_NonTron)
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When you die you get further from death and while alive you get closer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwdxnl/when_you_die_you_get_further_from_death_and_while/ (cammonty1999)
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Strict parenting is harmful for a child.(Read more below)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwdxcp/strict_parenting_is_harmful_for_a_childread_more/ (InvisibleImpostor)
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Furrys are the foot fetish of hentai

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwdvpm/furrys_are_the_foot_fetish_of_hentai/ (__PM_ME_UR_NUDES__)
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Considering Gilligan's incompetence, it's no wonder the Minnow shipwrecked

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwdtbz/considering_gilligans_incompetence_its_no_wonder/ (popularloser)
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There must be a number for the most identical car makes in a row by chance ever. Maybe they didn’t even notice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwdt9k/there_must_be_a_number_for_the_most_identical_car/ (amiur)
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Telling someone they do their job only because of the money is the same than knowing dogs do tricks just for the treats you give them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwdq1z/telling_someone_they_do_their_job_only_because_of/ (TheClassicEgg)
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"Fake it 'till you make it" and "Just be yourself" seem to be contradicting statements but nobody seems to argue against them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwdphv/fake_it_till_you_make_it_and_just_be_yourself/ (ZestycloseBase)
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If you're someone who's reluctant to get braces because you don't like the look of them...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwdn03/if_youre_someone_whos_reluctant_to_get_braces/ (Reevix)
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The longer people go through a difficult task, the higher their tolerance is if they're forced to keep going.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwdmre/the_longer_people_go_through_a_difficult_task_the/ (yradwan147)
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A good way to judge if a specific action is morally acceptable is to ask yourself whether it would still be morally acceptable if everyone did it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwdl1h/a_good_way_to_judge_if_a_specific_action_is/ (inkihh)
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Pugs use to be wolfs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwdkog/pugs_use_to_be_wolfs/ (dieinmyroom)
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Every day we come closer and closer to the Fallout timeline.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwdk16/every_day_we_come_closer_and_closer_to_the/ (mymomdoesmylaundry)
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Someone probably tasted the rainbow and hated it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwdjgc/someone_probably_tasted_the_rainbow_and_hated_it/ ([deleted])
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Saying "again" backwards feels wrong

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwdiwe/saying_again_backwards_feels_wrong/ (lolumwat)
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The last slice of pizza you eat is the one you unconsciously recognised as most delicious

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwdfc7/the_last_slice_of_pizza_you_eat_is_the_one_you/ ([deleted])
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Bedsheets are clothes for beds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwdenu/bedsheets_are_clothes_for_beds/ (fernandeztahi)
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You can't multiply temperature in farenheit or Celsius accurately because "absolute zero" is below zero degrees and thhs twice the heat energy would not be twice the number of degrees.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwdec2/you_cant_multiply_temperature_in_farenheit_or/ (Goldendov75)
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A baby chicken hatching from an egg must feel like having sleep-paralysis, being stuck and struggling to move.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwdb9a/a_baby_chicken_hatching_from_an_egg_must_feel/ (International-Ad9215)
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Since absolutely everything is filmed nowadays, there are probably people who got to watch their own death in a cellphone or CCTV video after they were successfully revived.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwda22/since_absolutely_everything_is_filmed_nowadays/ (Radiodevt)
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Death Vader would probably freak out if someone sent him a box of sand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwd6zj/death_vader_would_probably_freak_out_if_someone/ ([deleted])
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Having a strong brain is more important than having a big brain

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwd658/having_a_strong_brain_is_more_important_than/ (shaun_woo)
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Literally every word in every language is made up. Those specific sounds have no inherent meaning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwd5nw/literally_every_word_in_every_language_is_made_up/ (Prtctr10)
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McDonald's Double drive through

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwd5b3/mcdonalds_double_drive_through/ (aykbq2)
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The difference between being an cool loner and a lonely loser is how attractive you are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwd57y/the_difference_between_being_an_cool_loner_and_a/ (Who-took-my-namee)
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Any website is a dating site if you are Indian enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwd1nk/any_website_is_a_dating_site_if_you_are_indian/ (hacker_097)
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Characters holding their breath in most movie scenes or TV shows is short enough for most viewers to hold theirs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwczma/characters_holding_their_breath_in_most_movie/ (ToyotaSupra00)
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Prisons are adult timeouts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwcz1m/prisons_are_adult_timeouts/ (Zikry2)
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Some people celebrate the year they will die on New Year's Eve

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwcv5k/some_people_celebrate_the_year_they_will_die_on/ (meme_ilike)
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Somewhere in space there is a comet destined to hit Earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwcuru/somewhere_in_space_there_is_a_comet_destined_to/ (wGrainoSalt)
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The only time the word 'incorrectly' isn't speller 'incorrectly' is when it's speller 'incorrectly'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwcscz/the_only_time_the_word_incorrectly_isnt_speller/ (meme_ilike)
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your belly button used to be your mouth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwcs0a/your_belly_button_used_to_be_your_mouth/ (Kriskofornia)
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If your ass was split horizontally rather then vertically,it would clap if you ran down the stairs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwcr2w/if_your_ass_was_split_horizontally_rather_then/ ([deleted])
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You can't be an expert in the Dunning–Kruger effect.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwcqlj/you_cant_be_an_expert_in_the_dunningkruger_effect/ (zuwiboiii)
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If you water water, it grows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwcqg8/if_you_water_water_it_grows/ (meme_ilike)
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Every post that is made has some intention that it will go “viral”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwcq12/every_post_that_is_made_has_some_intention_that/ (andrewanthonio)
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When augmented reality becomes more accessible and cheaper, history sites and tours are going to become epic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwcorq/when_augmented_reality_becomes_more_accessible/ (Kevakazi)
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Given that all ways lead to Rome it is impossible to leave the city without coming back simultaneously.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwcopz/given_that_all_ways_lead_to_rome_it_is_impossible/ (Affenkotze7)
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You can always know when a new thought comes into your mind, but never when a thought leaves your mind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwcnm4/you_can_always_know_when_a_new_thought_comes_into/ (andrewanthonio)
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Pronouncing PayPal as pay pal makes the company sound way less trustworthy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwck8y/pronouncing_paypal_as_pay_pal_makes_the_company/ (only-me-me)
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If reflection didn't exist a lot of our evolution and views would change.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwcj4a/if_reflection_didnt_exist_a_lot_of_our_evolution/ (zuwiboiii)
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You could be the village idiot that everyone laughs at, but also be the world’s biggest internet sensation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwciun/you_could_be_the_village_idiot_that_everyone/ (sankyu99)
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Saying "He's alright when you get to know him" is the same as saying "He's an asshole but you'll get used to it"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwchiz/saying_hes_alright_when_you_get_to_know_him_is/ (karma-enigma)
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13 to 18 feels and seems a lot longer than 18 to 23

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwchb1/13_to_18_feels_and_seems_a_lot_longer_than_18_to/ (MegaPOOPdrinker)
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Every cell in your body knows what it does but you don't.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwch79/every_cell_in_your_body_knows_what_it_does_but/ (Go_Stoopid)
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Homeless men that pick up cigarette buts to smoke have more transitive contact with someone’s lips than someone of us would ever have

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwcgya/homeless_men_that_pick_up_cigarette_buts_to_smoke/ ([deleted])
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Of all the crazy body standards Barbie teaches young girls, her lack of nipples is possibly the most terrifying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwcf4f/of_all_the_crazy_body_standards_barbie_teaches/ (SamanthaJaneyCake)
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The sign in with google button seems to appear after you put in your details to make an entirely new account

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwcf1y/the_sign_in_with_google_button_seems_to_appear/ (DarcyK123)
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Has anyone actually "finished" an eraser......

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwceyn/has_anyone_actually_finished_an_eraser/ ([deleted])
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The most infamous paramilitary force were the Sturmabteilung (SA) or "Stormtroopers." They were sent into towns and cities, in small groups, to break up and intimidate protests and "arrest" ringleaders. They were eventually replaced by the SS.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwcdi0/the_most_infamous_paramilitary_force_were_the/ (Husky1970)
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If we aren't supposed to get midnight snacks THEN WHY IS THERE A LIGHT IN THE REFRIGERATOR.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwcd0m/if_we_arent_supposed_to_get_midnight_snacks_then/ (harshamfk)
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यहां का मॉडरेटर मादरचोद है।

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwcckf/यह_क_मडरटर_मदरचद_ह/ (Yuvxraj)
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If you're the youngest sibling, even your parents did not put you first.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwcbd2/if_youre_the_youngest_sibling_even_your_parents/ (Yuvxraj)
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Anyone with a basic understanding of physics can never deny that farting while running can make you faster, no matter how small the increase in speed, you are definitely faster.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwcaxo/anyone_with_a_basic_understanding_of_physics_can/ (kaseftamjid)
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If we get breast fed by our mothers and drink their milk, wouldn't cows be classified as our mothers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwca7w/if_we_get_breast_fed_by_our_mothers_and_drink/ (Theminibanana)
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We love when someone remembers some random tiny detail about us but feel uncomfortable doing it to someone else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwc9dp/we_love_when_someone_remembers_some_random_tiny/ (selfishmink)
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The "F" on the keyboard has a bump, allowing blind people to pay respect

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwc8g2/the_f_on_the_keyboard_has_a_bump_allowing_blind/ (cadagricomiguel)
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Idea: Self slicing and toasting bread.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwc82o/idea_self_slicing_and_toasting_bread/ (zuwiboiii)
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If you do not have kids you are the other end of an uninterrupted line that goes back billions of years to the first organism that formed on earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwc76f/if_you_do_not_have_kids_you_are_the_other_end_of/ (llamazaresj)
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If Aang hadn't ran away and stayed in his line of duty as the Avatar, maybe he would've been part of The Order of White Lotus.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwc5z0/if_aang_hadnt_ran_away_and_stayed_in_his_line_of/ (F_Hollow)
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Eventually once cars become fully auto pilot most cars will start advertising things like karaoke machines and game consoles as built in options.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwc572/eventually_once_cars_become_fully_auto_pilot_most/ (Xyto1)
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Given that people didn't move much from village to village until recently, we're all inbred to a certain degree

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwc4ze/given_that_people_didnt_move_much_from_village_to/ (askh1302)
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You could go to bed tonight and never wake up again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwc4he/you_could_go_to_bed_tonight_and_never_wake_up/ (dizzeyes)
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If you can tell that an actor is acting then they are a bad actor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwc2gd/if_you_can_tell_that_an_actor_is_acting_then_they/ ([deleted])
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Your ice cream tastes are still mainly defined by which ones you first picked when you were a kid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwc2an/your_ice_cream_tastes_are_still_mainly_defined_by/ (Glog3t_77)
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People are scared of people with face tattoos because they have a poor sense of consequences of their actions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwc1xz/people_are_scared_of_people_with_face_tattoos/ (RussianPop)
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The G chord on guitar is almost the same as giving someone the finger

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwc0xw/the_g_chord_on_guitar_is_almost_the_same_as/ (Embryonic12)
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Whenever someone on TV or a video takes a deep breath then holds it, it's instinctive to do the same and try to hold your own breath with them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwc0s8/whenever_someone_on_tv_or_a_video_takes_a_deep/ (TheftNoodles)
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There are so many kids doing TikToks on the street, you could be in one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwby72/there_are_so_many_kids_doing_tiktoks_on_the/ (IchFindKeinNam)
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The humankind was either one of the biggest achievents or one of the biggest mistakes of the universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwbxq7/the_humankind_was_either_one_of_the_biggest/ ([deleted])
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Whales probably have the highest k/d ratio

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwbum6/whales_probably_have_the_highest_kd_ratio/ (Olifive)
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Mortal Kombat Really Named The Character Without Lips Baraka

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwbrkd/mortal_kombat_really_named_the_character_without/ (OnyX_Hydro)
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Goofy is to Pluto as humans are to chimpanzees.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwbo85/goofy_is_to_pluto_as_humans_are_to_chimpanzees/ (shankle_bunny)
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It's possible that movie characters know who their actor is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwbnqo/its_possible_that_movie_characters_know_who_their/ ([deleted])
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Ironically, people who use “snowflake” as an insult only use it when they’re the ones offended by something ridiculous.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwbn2n/ironically_people_who_use_snowflake_as_an_insult/ (leewalkermusic)
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A great relationship is when both parties feel like they’re leveling up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwblpc/a_great_relationship_is_when_both_parties_feel/ ([deleted])
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People still try to save thier lives knowing the fact they're going to die someday

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwblhm/people_still_try_to_save_thier_lives_knowing_the/ (Anthonystark009)
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Eyebrows are fine until you actively start noticing them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwblaf/eyebrows_are_fine_until_you_actively_start/ (Craftycorecreep)
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All men used to be guys trapped in a woman's body, until they were born

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwbk95/all_men_used_to_be_guys_trapped_in_a_womans_body/ ([deleted])
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If all crime laws were removed. Will the crime rates increase since no laws are there or will the crime rates decrease since the crime isn't a crime anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwbjmd/if_all_crime_laws_were_removed_will_the_crime/ (Spartnax)
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Believers know that there is someone watching them while they wank and they don't care.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwbjlc/believers_know_that_there_is_someone_watching/ (AdamantiusTheGreat)
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Religious people accept that there is someone who's watching them while they wank and they don't care.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwbj9z/religious_people_accept_that_there_is_someone/ ([deleted])
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Given that a sausage or hotdog is made of parts most wouldn't eat. It is actually the most respectful way of not wasting the animal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwbimr/given_that_a_sausage_or_hotdog_is_made_of_parts/ (zuwiboiii)
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The next generations of elderly people will be knowledgeable of technology

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwbero/the_next_generations_of_elderly_people_will_be/ (BlazedonaKayak)
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The Office is the only show where someone visibly gains more head hair over each season.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwbeba/the_office_is_the_only_show_where_someone_visibly/ (Dre_Valentino_)
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Air benders could instantly depressurize anyone and make them explode

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwb8ba/air_benders_could_instantly_depressurize_anyone/ (French-dudev2)
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After a few more upgrades...people that have "burned" off their fingertips or people with adermatoglyphia will have to be microchiped (spelling?) to access any of their personal info.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwb82h/after_a_few_more_upgradespeople_that_have_burned/ (That_Guy4G63)
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You could give almost any animal opposable thumbs and they’d be a lot more dangerous than they usually are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwb5vn/you_could_give_almost_any_animal_opposable_thumbs/ ([deleted])
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Money is to an economy as blood is to organs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwb5tn/money_is_to_an_economy_as_blood_is_to_organs/ (sliicy)
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Apps such as YT, will always represent more advertisements, than videos.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwb3kp/apps_such_as_yt_will_always_represent_more/ (PieceOfShitTbh)
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The beginning of the alphabet is terrifying

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwb1um/the_beginning_of_the_alphabet_is_terrifying/ (urnfnidiot)
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You probably get lied to at least once a day, every day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwb0b0/you_probably_get_lied_to_at_least_once_a_day/ (CoboBomb44)
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Parents learn a new language when the baby starts speaking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwazsi/parents_learn_a_new_language_when_the_baby_starts/ (grimmjow__6)
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James McAvoy's Professor X "walks" in every single movie he appears in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwaz0f/james_mcavoys_professor_x_walks_in_every_single/ (hash255)
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Maybe one of the reasons why people park like crap is because they like to think and live outside the “box”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwayuw/maybe_one_of_the_reasons_why_people_park_like/ ([deleted])
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The bug in your room is equally as scared that you saw it, too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwaxoz/the_bug_in_your_room_is_equally_as_scared_that/ (themagichappensnow)
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Insomniacs would have been pretty good night lookouts for their tribes. Maybe that’s why some people find it hard to sleep at night

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwawk4/insomniacs_would_have_been_pretty_good_night/ (Miko54)
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The number 11 has the word even but the number isn’t even

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwavmh/the_number_11_has_the_word_even_but_the_number/ (C3Slayer)
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Many people still don't know that the 2nd and 3rd part of the duck song exists..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwavfc/many_people_still_dont_know_that_the_2nd_and_3rd/ (Arandomredittuser)
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When you close your eyes, you can still see!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwave2/when_you_close_your_eyes_you_can_still_see/ ([deleted])
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Pregnant women are 3D printers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwav0e/pregnant_women_are_3d_printers/ (Patrikasxd)
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People who use “hypocrite” as an insult has a high chance of being hypocritical at something else, technically and ironically making them hypocrites too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwau7a/people_who_use_hypocrite_as_an_insult_has_a_high/ (ServiceChannel2)
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A Lot Of The Pictures You See Of Places Are Places You’ll Probably Never See Again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwatwl/a_lot_of_the_pictures_you_see_of_places_are/ (Insanityy7)
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A company for bankrupt chemists: Insolvency Solutions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwats9/a_company_for_bankrupt_chemists_insolvency/ (TeeJayCee_)
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We are all on different levels when we live but we are all on the same level when when we die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwat5d/we_are_all_on_different_levels_when_we_live_but/ (Razik_)
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Divorce settlements could be more equitable if one party split the assets and the other party got to choose.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwat4m/divorce_settlements_could_be_more_equitable_if/ (echo_2020)
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Because eggs are present in a female's ovaries since birth, you have technically once existed in your grandma's womb.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwasqv/because_eggs_are_present_in_a_females_ovaries/ ([deleted])
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You most likely will never meet anyone who has never thought about what the future holds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwasj9/you_most_likely_will_never_meet_anyone_who_has/ (Lord_Azian)
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We seem to be losing the ability to enjoy different opinions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwapcx/we_seem_to_be_losing_the_ability_to_enjoy/ (imtdsninvu)
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To answer the age old question-the egg came first. What laid that egg might not have been a chicken at all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwanox/to_answer_the_age_old_questionthe_egg_came_first/ ([deleted])
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Every person you have ever met is somewhere within a 360° circumference around you. Assuming you could fly or pass through matter, you can reach anyone in the world simply by following a straight line.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwamdq/every_person_you_have_ever_met_is_somewhere/ ([deleted])
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Making good helpless won't make bad people harmless

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwalug/making_good_helpless_wont_make_bad_people_harmless/ ([deleted])
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Every person you have ever met is somewhere within a 360° circumference around you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwal9n/every_person_you_have_ever_met_is_somewhere/ ([deleted])
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In the future, when a civilization discovers ours, they might assume we were somehow peaceful due to a complete lack of swords from the era.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwal9j/in_the_future_when_a_civilization_discovers_ours/ (youngarchivist)
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Fruit flies are daphnia of the air

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwajyo/fruit_flies_are_daphnia_of_the_air/ (you_can_call_me_mami)
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The internet allows us to project insecurities on a monumental scale.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwai6x/the_internet_allows_us_to_project_insecurities_on/ (GoldSanchezium)
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It's really tough to win an discussion with a smart person but it is really fucking hard(almost impossible) to challenge(change) an idiot's perspective.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwahvo/its_really_tough_to_win_an_discussion_with_a/ (SpacedGeek)
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All lego people are bald and wear wigs to have hair

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwaglc/all_lego_people_are_bald_and_wear_wigs_to_have/ (TangerineBoi)
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Better dead than Red.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwaear/better_dead_than_red/ (Doseist)
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Cats clearly demonstrate you don't have to be smart to seem smart, you just have to be confident in the power of your exactly 1 brain cell.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwadfd/cats_clearly_demonstrate_you_dont_have_to_be/ (takaperoinen-miete)
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Two people will probably never ever have the exact same birthplace in the universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwaclu/two_people_will_probably_never_ever_have_the/ (the-69-guy)
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Spiderman would have gotten a lot more interesting if his webs came out of a more accurate place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwac3l/spiderman_would_have_gotten_a_lot_more/ (meandnotsomeonelse)
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If every social media on the internet worked together we'd probably find answers to unsolved mysteries.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwabuu/if_every_social_media_on_the_internet_worked/ (The_Tyty)
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spacebar and enter are probably the most abused keys after the power key

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwabtn/spacebar_and_enter_are_probably_the_most_abused/ (TusharG03)
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Adding insult to injury is all well and good, but adding increased injury is a more effective tactic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwaald/adding_insult_to_injury_is_all_well_and_good_but/ (IDK2old2giveafuck)
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Life has a 100% death rate and is therefore the most unsafe thing you can do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwaa74/life_has_a_100_death_rate_and_is_therefore_the/ (CharmingImpress)
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Chips in milk is salty cereal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwa8m6/chips_in_milk_is_salty_cereal/ (yllilrose)
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If billionaires funded college students at MIT we could be so advanced in tech.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwa4ta/if_billionaires_funded_college_students_at_mit_we/ ([deleted])
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Bluetooth is telepathy for electronics

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwa3ra/bluetooth_is_telepathy_for_electronics/ (AMRunner)
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The early bird gets the worm, but the early worm woke up feeling chipper and productive and then died gruesomely.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwa32w/the_early_bird_gets_the_worm_but_the_early_worm/ (_MilkBone_)
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The smaller are the pieces you start with, the more different things you can create.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwa2rb/the_smaller_are_the_pieces_you_start_with_the/ (taxvojta)
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You learn more about someone from their comments section of their profile rather than their posts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwa2h3/you_learn_more_about_someone_from_their_comments/ (thebestgirlchloe)
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Most people who share New York Times articles didn't read the article because they don't pay for a subscription.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwa29r/most_people_who_share_new_york_times_articles/ (adventurepaul)
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There are people who have never set foot outside of their native city and have still seen more than ancient explorers did in their entire lifetimes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwa1o4/there_are_people_who_have_never_set_foot_outside/ (meandnotsomeonelse)
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Our instincts to survive make us want stability, yet it makes us want to discover new things and take risks , all to protect a tiny pocket of organic goo

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hwa19i/our_instincts_to_survive_make_us_want_stability/ (lonlywanderer2970)
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Your life tells a story. If you die lonely, your story ends, but if you’re well known, people continue to tell it for you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw9ze9/your_life_tells_a_story_if_you_die_lonely_your/ (unknown_scarsee)
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There is no true definition of normal as everybody's opinon is differnt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw9z2w/there_is_no_true_definition_of_normal_as/ (redbutterfly86)
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When an item costs the same online and in stores, we find it perfectly acceptable to pay a fee to cover an online store's shipping costs, but we'd be outraged if we had to pay a fee to cover a brick and mortar store's rent costs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw9yzx/when_an_item_costs_the_same_online_and_in_stores/ (heypaulp)
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You can either be so big or so small that falling from a great height doesn't hurt

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw9x9c/you_can_either_be_so_big_or_so_small_that_falling/ (issapenguin)
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If we could choose our dreams, we would sleep early and basically replace tv/movie entertainment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw9wpt/if_we_could_choose_our_dreams_we_would_sleep/ (sharksiix)
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Bring coke to a party and that's cool, but bring some crack and everybody makes a big deal out of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw9w1k/bring_coke_to_a_party_and_thats_cool_but_bring/ (ToeJamFootballs)
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Pipes are the actual water benders.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw9v3v/pipes_are_the_actual_water_benders/ (officialXAEAXii)
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If people didn’t use laundry detergent we probably would not notice how their house smells.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw9tps/if_people_didnt_use_laundry_detergent_we_probably/ ([deleted])
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There are enough shapes already, no more are needed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw9teu/there_are_enough_shapes_already_no_more_are_needed/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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Human are less than 66% efficient as machines because they spend a third of their lives sleeping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw9rmn/human_are_less_than_66_efficient_as_machines/ (twopeas_onepod)
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Rainbows could be just portals, but to pass through we have to complete a certain challenge or level first.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw9rb1/rainbows_could_be_just_portals_but_to_pass/ (CarlYoshiJohansson)
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If rubbing alcohol fixes outside boo boos, drinking alcohol fixes inside boo boos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw9qsh/if_rubbing_alcohol_fixes_outside_boo_boos/ (aryanoboii)
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Nothing's ever at a complete standstill

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw9q55/nothings_ever_at_a_complete_standstill/ (Mini-Z)
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If everyone gained admin privileges on their own body, most of the population would brick their brain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw9ozr/if_everyone_gained_admin_privileges_on_their_own/ (ShadesOfPoods)
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No matter how hard we prepare for the outcome, we always end up surprised by the outcome of the action we did

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw9ogv/no_matter_how_hard_we_prepare_for_the_outcome_we/ (Crimson_skware)
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Mermaids must have a crazy strong core

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw9o00/mermaids_must_have_a_crazy_strong_core/ (sonofmanchester)
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The avg social media user will lose 3 years of their life waiting for the, “You’ve been doing that to much, try waiting 5 minutes” message to clear

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw9mbc/the_avg_social_media_user_will_lose_3_years_of/ (DanteXBrown)
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The partner of the person who first spoke 'Daddy' during sex must have been very confused afterwards.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw9lzk/the_partner_of_the_person_who_first_spoke_daddy/ (meandnotsomeonelse)
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Every little decisions we make decides the reality we live in

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw9jmi/every_little_decisions_we_make_decides_the/ (unknown_scarsee)
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If a record plays sounds using vibrations then a record player is technically a vibrator

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw9jap/if_a_record_plays_sounds_using_vibrations_then_a/ (Pcheyea)
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People with the surname Coffin will have very ironic tombstones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw9hy6/people_with_the_surname_coffin_will_have_very/ ([deleted])
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if pants have two legs and the word pants is plural, then skirts could be referred to as "pant"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw9hqj/if_pants_have_two_legs_and_the_word_pants_is/ (the_queen_of_lettuce)
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When you smack a mosquito so hard that it leaves an outline of its body, it goes from being a bug to a feature.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw9h4p/when_you_smack_a_mosquito_so_hard_that_it_leaves/ (Taman_Should)
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Our grandchildren will commit sins we can’t even comprehend yet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw9g7p/our_grandchildren_will_commit_sins_we_cant_even/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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Since The Hulk becomes stronger the angrier he gets, he would probably be a lot more menacing with some emotional disorder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw9fvp/since_the_hulk_becomes_stronger_the_angrier_he/ (urban_primitive)
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People would recycle a lot more if public recycling cans rewarded you with candy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw9f6a/people_would_recycle_a_lot_more_if_public/ (ConradGently)
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We actually endanger trees by writing a 5 page essay on "how to save tress" on pages made by cutting trees

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw9e4t/we_actually_endanger_trees_by_writing_a_5_page/ (mr_dumbass_)
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even if you completely change your life around, people will still remember that one thing you did in the past and hate you for it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw9dnt/even_if_you_completely_change_your_life_around/ (gcnHNYqvzB637fYQvQDt)
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Musical chairs is a game of thrones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw9dmi/musical_chairs_is_a_game_of_thrones/ (killer_squidx)
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Santa isreal but not visible

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw9djm/santa_isreal_but_not_visible/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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A way to track if a society is progressing or regressing is seeing what age they consider it impressive to reach.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw9c9h/a_way_to_track_if_a_society_is_progressing_or/ ([deleted])
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It probably took a few generations of unlucky kids for people to figure out that marrying your first cousins was a bad idea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw9bj1/it_probably_took_a_few_generations_of_unlucky/ (meandnotsomeonelse)
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Cornavirus has made ventriloquists a lot more convincing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw99e2/cornavirus_has_made_ventriloquists_a_lot_more/ (sultangrimoire)
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The creator of onlyfans is an online pimp

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw991h/the_creator_of_onlyfans_is_an_online_pimp/ (CartoonOG)
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Humans can't come in many shapes and sizes and also be out of shape.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw964v/humans_cant_come_in_many_shapes_and_sizes_and/ (somkkeshav555)
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Your grandparents totally sent nudes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw95qe/your_grandparents_totally_sent_nudes/ (Isntitabouttime69)
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You have had many birthdays but you’ve also lived the day of your death the same amount of times.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw944b/you_have_had_many_birthdays_but_youve_also_lived/ (Clown_Fart88)
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The middle of the back, on average, has to be the most poorly scrubbed part of the body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw93qp/the_middle_of_the_back_on_average_has_to_be_the/ (dwrecksizzle)
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Cats probably hear an accent when we meow at them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw92ty/cats_probably_hear_an_accent_when_we_meow_at_them/ (TechEdGuy)
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Cats probably hear and accent when we meow at them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw927r/cats_probably_hear_and_accent_when_we_meow_at_them/ ([deleted])
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Regret is a shining beacon in the wilderness of experience, that helps to guide us back to a path of happiness. To stare into it blinds ones self with grief. To ignore it dooms ones self to forever circle back to the inferno that first lit the beacon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw922u/regret_is_a_shining_beacon_in_the_wilderness_of/ (ZenBacle)
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You cringe at things you do so you start doing things that aren't cringe, but will be cringe, ending ina cycle of cringe, making you cringe less since it's normal... Cringeseption

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw90kx/you_cringe_at_things_you_do_so_you_start_doing/ (oJoface)
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Quickly scrolling back up to something you swiped past is the modern version of a double take.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw904z/quickly_scrolling_back_up_to_something_you_swiped/ (Weird_Owl)
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Crossposts getting more attention than original posts are proof that appropriately posted content is more important than the quality of the content.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw8zo2/crossposts_getting_more_attention_than_original/ (alonelysaber-returns)
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Boats can submerge just like submarines, they just can't come back up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw8z3n/boats_can_submerge_just_like_submarines_they_just/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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From the vantage point of an astronomer on a far-off planet, our sun could be part of a fascinating constellation; maybe even a zodiac sign.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw8ylz/from_the_vantage_point_of_an_astronomer_on_a/ (schreinerjacob)
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You could just take someone's full shopping cart pay for everything and leave. It's not a crime. They don't own those things they gathered.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw8yek/you_could_just_take_someones_full_shopping_cart/ (southwoodhunter)
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Since brown is the most common eye color (between 55%-79%) then it makes sense that blue and green are “considered the most beautiful eye color”, because most people want what they don’t have.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw8y5j/since_brown_is_the_most_common_eye_color_between/ (hob-goblin1)
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Being in "The Zone" comes with built-in image stabilization

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw8y3y/being_in_the_zone_comes_with_builtin_image/ (kerofbi)
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The increase in conspiracy theorists is the direct result of biased journalism in our society. If we had real journalism, misinformation campaigns would lose their efficacy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw8xbw/the_increase_in_conspiracy_theorists_is_the/ ([deleted])
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Humans kill mosquitoes by launching a lethal death spank.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw8woo/humans_kill_mosquitoes_by_launching_a_lethal/ (apathetic666johnson)
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Our brain being programmed to think about the thing we tell it NOT to think about is definitely among the pettiest d**k moves by evolution.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw8t5i/our_brain_being_programmed_to_think_about_the/ (meandnotsomeonelse)
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At some point that amount dinosaur chicken nuggets will surpass the amount of dinosaurs that once lived

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw8szh/at_some_point_that_amount_dinosaur_chicken/ (msachs623)
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Dog farms smell worse than human farts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw8q7i/dog_farms_smell_worse_than_human_farts/ (Younggunz1337)
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Animals might share rumours similar or identical to humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw8q5w/animals_might_share_rumours_similar_or_identical/ (Kyeloph_)
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People are easier to kill than trees.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw8pqn/people_are_easier_to_kill_than_trees/ (NueroticAquatic)
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"good luck's" meaning is completely determined by the context of the situation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw8ozb/good_lucks_meaning_is_completely_determined_by/ (niloc1229)
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"That's so punny" isn't even a pun.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw8o37/thats_so_punny_isnt_even_a_pun/ (the_bieb)
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If you’ve ever had a tooth pulled by a dentist then you’re technically an amputee

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw8mf0/if_youve_ever_had_a_tooth_pulled_by_a_dentist/ ([deleted])
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We have observed much of the Solar System, yet 80% of our own planet's oceans remain unexplored.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw8md9/we_have_observed_much_of_the_solar_system_yet_80/ (meandnotsomeonelse)
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Enemies care about you more than friends.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw8m5o/enemies_care_about_you_more_than_friends/ (1337___)
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A dog you just met is often more supportive and happy to see you then most people you’ve known

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw8jwv/a_dog_you_just_met_is_often_more_supportive_and/ (step6666)
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Post Nut Clarity is literally Cumming to your Senses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw8f1p/post_nut_clarity_is_literally_cumming_to_your/ (icemage27)
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No one knew if the first ruler was straight

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw8eik/no_one_knew_if_the_first_ruler_was_straight/ (Ryuary)
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“Take out” can be delicious, romantic, deadly, or all of the above.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw8efw/take_out_can_be_delicious_romantic_deadly_or_all/ (whysomanyemmas)
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Every single person in the world was, at one point in their life, the youngest person on the planet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw8ddt/every_single_person_in_the_world_was_at_one_point/ ([deleted])
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Some dad out there really is the #1 dad

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw8cce/some_dad_out_there_really_is_the_1_dad/ (TARN4T1ON)
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Someone has hooked up with the most people on tinder and they don’t even know it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw8bpa/someone_has_hooked_up_with_the_most_people_on/ (Pappypoopypants)
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Money can't buy love? Money can buy dogs, dogs are love. Money can buy love.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw8ai0/money_cant_buy_love_money_can_buy_dogs_dogs_are/ (Dakrys)
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For a spider, catching a mosquito must be like hitting the jackpot!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw8aco/for_a_spider_catching_a_mosquito_must_be_like/ (Digital_loop)
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The grey area between beautiful and hot is physical vs. sexual attraction

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw8947/the_grey_area_between_beautiful_and_hot_is/ (Duck_meister)
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Our loved becoming stars after death becomes less wholesome the more we find out about the life-cycle of stars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw8885/our_loved_becoming_stars_after_death_becomes_less/ (meandnotsomeonelse)
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Former star QB Jake Fromm has really missed out on a State Farm spokesmanship job

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw87vl/former_star_qb_jake_fromm_has_really_missed_out/ (Lit_Romney)
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In the future we will be able to simulate phantom limb syndrome by just not rendering arms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw874n/in_the_future_we_will_be_able_to_simulate_phantom/ (servel333)
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The intro to “Good Times” has suddenly become more relevant than it’s been in 40 years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw865x/the_intro_to_good_times_has_suddenly_become_more/ (Pieassassin24)
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Sometimes the most obvious steps to take in life are the hardest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw85za/sometimes_the_most_obvious_steps_to_take_in_life/ (TheConjugalVisit)
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People who use “sheep” as an insult only use it because they literally saw someone else use it as an insult.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw85uw/people_who_use_sheep_as_an_insult_only_use_it/ (Strictlyforbargain85)
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Sometimes...you just can't "out-think" your way out of situation, you just have to act.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw84ol/sometimesyou_just_cant_outthink_your_way_out_of/ (TheConjugalVisit)
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Amelia Bedelia has a mental impairment of some sort. Her employer and community knows that, so they overlook her "flaws" and treat her with respect and understanding, always forgiving her for whatever chaos she inadvertently causes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw83rg/amelia_bedelia_has_a_mental_impairment_of_some/ (symmetrical_kettle)
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Autotune is photoshop for your voice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw833p/autotune_is_photoshop_for_your_voice/ (i_cry_when_iwee)
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Before people asked for your phone number they asked for your address

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw82e1/before_people_asked_for_your_phone_number_they/ ([deleted])
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Technically, anything is an answer to any question

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw804l/technically_anything_is_an_answer_to_any_question/ (wenis_XL)
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Asking a photographer if they touched up a photo is kinda like asking a woman if her breasts are real, in both cases its usually better to just keep your mouth shut and enjoy what you see.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw802v/asking_a_photographer_if_they_touched_up_a_photo/ ([deleted])
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It's strange that we still refer to them as phones when in reality, calling is a very small percentage of what we use them for.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw7zjw/its_strange_that_we_still_refer_to_them_as_phones/ (moodoop)
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Your profile picture may someday be used on clickbait sites featuring crimes you never commit and people are going to believe it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw7z1k/your_profile_picture_may_someday_be_used_on/ ([deleted])
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pets that are in good care have a symbiotic relationship with their human

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw7ya3/pets_that_are_in_good_care_have_a_symbiotic/ (sachku)
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Some mathematicians probably wasted their life trying to prove undecidable conjectures whose undecidability is also undecidable(i.e. it cannot be proven that they cannot be proven or disproven)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw7y66/some_mathematicians_probably_wasted_their_life/ (Noctis012)
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Peoples have no problem paying for more heat in the winter but live covered in sweat in the summer refusing to turn the ac on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw7y2v/peoples_have_no_problem_paying_for_more_heat_in/ (MasterChief51)
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When buying movies, you are literally buying light

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw7wtr/when_buying_movies_you_are_literally_buying_light/ (Karoner)
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In order stay safe, and keep at least one hand on the wheel, a deaf driver may not engage in sign language with a passenger. They will then drive in silence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw7voh/in_order_stay_safe_and_keep_at_least_one_hand_on/ (ianarischan)
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The cooks are mostly responsible for the size of the waiter's tip.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw7tsx/the_cooks_are_mostly_responsible_for_the_size_of/ (C_Greuel04)
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Having a fetish for impregnating or being impregnated seems way too kinky for how in line with biology it is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw7tlu/having_a_fetish_for_impregnating_or_being/ (Sam3693)
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The L in TLC doesn’t count for much anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw7rno/the_l_in_tlc_doesnt_count_for_much_anymore/ (that-guy-in-YYZ)
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Captain Picard orders hundreds of cups of Earl Gray. The replicator always gives him a cup. Either enterprise has a big room full of cups or they litter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw7rka/captain_picard_orders_hundreds_of_cups_of_earl/ (cjcaremyinitials)
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Only the bad guys in action movies carry a hidden or extra knife

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw7r5n/only_the_bad_guys_in_action_movies_carry_a_hidden/ (Element879)
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Everyone says yesterday afternoon and last night. Nobody says last afternoon and yesterday night

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw7ort/everyone_says_yesterday_afternoon_and_last_night/ ([deleted])
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We look for the end of the rainbow, but then we forget that the earth is round

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw7o89/we_look_for_the_end_of_the_rainbow_but_then_we/ (Craftycorecreep)
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Everything on a burger is circular shaped except the lettuce

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw7n21/everything_on_a_burger_is_circular_shaped_except/ (idcwatdanameis)
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You can never expect an unexpected thing to occur, cause then the unexpected thing Is expected.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw7myk/you_can_never_expect_an_unexpected_thing_to_occur/ (AppropriateBaseball7)
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Everything we've done just made us lazier

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw7mfr/everything_weve_done_just_made_us_lazier/ (Craftycorecreep)
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John Wick Is A Fairytale

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw7m2y/john_wick_is_a_fairytale/ (LaceBird360)
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Horoscopes are nothing more than creative writing exercises.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw7lfa/horoscopes_are_nothing_more_than_creative_writing/ (TheConjugalVisit)
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We like to complain about boomers complaining about how we use “Too much technology.” But someday we’ll probably complain about the younger generation as well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw7jzk/we_like_to_complain_about_boomers_complaining/ (AznWhtBoi)
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Doing the same thing over and over while expecting different results isn't insanity; it's practice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw7jze/doing_the_same_thing_over_and_over_while/ (iam_hexxd)
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If dirt is the floor isn’t grass carpet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw7jcc/if_dirt_is_the_floor_isnt_grass_carpet/ ([deleted])
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To become immortal you have to die first, leaving you to be that age forever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw7j8h/to_become_immortal_you_have_to_die_first_leaving/ ([deleted])
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Toilets literally eat shit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw7j61/toilets_literally_eat_shit/ (Xx_LDM305_xX)
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When someone says they are probably "turning in their grave", well they are as the Earth spins on its axis constantly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw7isf/when_someone_says_they_are_probably_turning_in/ ([deleted])
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Not owning a car or owning a bunch of cars you don’t drive are characteristics of both the rich and the poor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw7isb/not_owning_a_car_or_owning_a_bunch_of_cars_you/ (PonchoTheCat)
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You fill your brain up with storage until you get old and it runs out of GB and starts malfunctioning just like your phone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw7ffd/you_fill_your_brain_up_with_storage_until_you_get/ (Dorito_Chips7)
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One part of eating is putting food in to your head

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw7esl/one_part_of_eating_is_putting_food_in_to_your_head/ (Feltboard)
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99% of success in social interaction is not pissing off the other person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw7e4z/99_of_success_in_social_interaction_is_not/ ([deleted])
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If you get really good or really bad grades, a parent has used you as an example before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw7bm0/if_you_get_really_good_or_really_bad_grades_a/ (fizzie_blue)
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Chris Griffin from Family Guy’s hat is the same colour as the PornHub logo.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw7al4/chris_griffin_from_family_guys_hat_is_the_same/ (Kdial2002)
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Colored LEDs on gaming PCs are counter productive to the rigs purpose.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw78tv/colored_leds_on_gaming_pcs_are_counter_productive/ (SciencetistPrick)
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It's incredibly convenient that water has a relatively neutral flavor considering we need it to live

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw78s3/its_incredibly_convenient_that_water_has_a/ (maxifer)
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The biggest cinematic universe is documentaries.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw77oi/the_biggest_cinematic_universe_is_documentaries/ (germasaurus)
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If we could convert memories to digital data, it will be corrupted

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw77m2/if_we_could_convert_memories_to_digital_data_it/ (cadagricomiguel)
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you could own a set of plates your whole life and never use the one on the bottom of the stack.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw75vp/you_could_own_a_set_of_plates_your_whole_life_and/ (PurpleURP)
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Humans never created swimming, they discovered it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw75cy/humans_never_created_swimming_they_discovered_it/ (TheRoyalGlitchy)
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Everything happened to you is rare

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw757z/everything_happened_to_you_is_rare/ ([deleted])
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.). Looks like a snail

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw73wf/looks_like_a_snail/ ([deleted])
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You won't regret dying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw73kb/you_wont_regret_dying/ ([deleted])
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Paula Abdul was the first Jennifer Lopez.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw73he/paula_abdul_was_the_first_jennifer_lopez/ ([deleted])
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Almost every spice is made from a plant, but the most popular one comes from rocks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw72yv/almost_every_spice_is_made_from_a_plant_but_the/ (TheVoges27)
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The concept of selling books with much of the known data door to door seems quaint just a few years after

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw70cd/the_concept_of_selling_books_with_much_of_the/ (Dashover)
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Piggy-Backing off a Cop running a red light due to an emergency might have no consequence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw70a0/piggybacking_off_a_cop_running_a_red_light_due_to/ (BlueBoyKP)
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Cops telling a homeless person not to leave town is their version of house arrest

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw708p/cops_telling_a_homeless_person_not_to_leave_town/ (nocluewhatimdoing11)
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Because of the Butterfly Effect, by choosing to get the Gromit mug, you could end up preventing world peace far enough into the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw706d/because_of_the_butterfly_effect_by_choosing_to/ (DarkHeathen)
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The Earth would probably be a lot cooler on many levels if humans weren’t on it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw6wcl/the_earth_would_probably_be_a_lot_cooler_on_many/ (rider_of_the_storm)
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*A Series of Unfortunate Events* gets much weirder when you realise that Lemony Snicket dedicated his whole life to researching his ex-fiancee's children's every move

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw6vai/a_series_of_unfortunate_events_gets_much_weirder/ (TheSnugglySwadloon)
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Steamed squash is probably exactly what squash water tastes like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw6sq3/steamed_squash_is_probably_exactly_what_squash/ (hydraulicpotluck)
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If pets can pay for how much you love them, you'll be filthy rich.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw6rz2/if_pets_can_pay_for_how_much_you_love_them_youll/ (rainitsu)
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We like to dry our bread, and we like to wet our toast.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw6qo3/we_like_to_dry_our_bread_and_we_like_to_wet_our/ (xknav3x)
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With the rise of digital menus, smartphone ownership has become an assumption

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw6qja/with_the_rise_of_digital_menus_smartphone/ (wormward)
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Idiocracy is one of the few movies that actually becomes more accurate over the years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw6pyu/idiocracy_is_one_of_the_few_movies_that_actually/ (atlpimpin)
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Delivery is room service for your house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw6per/delivery_is_room_service_for_your_house/ (jkj10220)
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If you get in a fight, and the guy you fought Sue's you for assault, than you clearly won the fight

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw6ofc/if_you_get_in_a_fight_and_the_guy_you_fought_sues/ (Lame_Protagonist)
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Mario never eats the mushrooms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw6ns6/mario_never_eats_the_mushrooms/ (Jayhawk734)
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Retiring is what happens before our bodies tire for good

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw6m4f/retiring_is_what_happens_before_our_bodies_tire/ (Jaxalope25)
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The definition of insanity and the definition of practice are the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw6j5n/the_definition_of_insanity_and_the_definition_of/ (luisvanlewis)
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Few things are more complex than figuring out how to use someones shower

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw6idr/few_things_are_more_complex_than_figuring_out_how/ (yosmiller_yt)
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There are U.S. states with a bigger economy than all of North Korea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw6hut/there_are_us_states_with_a_bigger_economy_than/ (Mr_Penguino67)
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The way evolution works, the human thumbs are probably going to look different in the future, due to the age of texting/gaming.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw6hkz/the_way_evolution_works_the_human_thumbs_are/ (WatIfFoodWur1ofUs)
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A well done burger is rare.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw6hid/a_well_done_burger_is_rare/ (raconteuring)
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They spacebar is an egregious waste of keyboard real estate. The left thumb is one of the most flexible and convenient digits for keyboard use, and the potential for an additional 6 or so keys is wasted on A SINGLE, GIANT, DUMB BUTTON.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw6hd8/they_spacebar_is_an_egregious_waste_of_keyboard/ (wolfgeist)
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It’s nearly impossible to keep your tongue perfectly still when you stick it out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw6env/its_nearly_impossible_to_keep_your_tongue/ (lauvnoodles)
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Blind people provide a different kind of insight

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw6ekr/blind_people_provide_a_different_kind_of_insight/ (DeathByZanpakuto11)
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We really take for granted the fact that we were born as the most intelligent species on earth instead of a fly or something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw6dlp/we_really_take_for_granted_the_fact_that_we_were/ (BluMeeb)
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The dumbest thing we all do as kids is wish that we were adults.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw6d9a/the_dumbest_thing_we_all_do_as_kids_is_wish_that/ (whoisrohit)
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Once personal spacecrafts become a thing drive-in movie theatres are going to make a huge comeback.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw6d7o/once_personal_spacecrafts_become_a_thing_drivein/ (aventador75)
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There's a chance you've already purchased the outfit you'll die in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw6cg0/theres_a_chance_youve_already_purchased_the/ (todayisntreal)
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Learning that you are eating something disgusting is way worse if you haven’t swallowed yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw6btd/learning_that_you_are_eating_something_disgusting/ (IwishIhadaferrari45)
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if anything infinite always repeats itself then PI is a rational number

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw6a0r/if_anything_infinite_always_repeats_itself_then/ (Ice-wallow-come69)
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Unicorns are the magical horses because they're the only horses with wands.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw69su/unicorns_are_the_magical_horses_because_theyre/ (Pirwzy)
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Blur is a high quality version of low quality.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw68tq/blur_is_a_high_quality_version_of_low_quality/ (Smolders1)
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Flies are probably super confused when they get out of a vehicle hundreds of miles away from where they got in it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw685c/flies_are_probably_super_confused_when_they_get/ (johnjohnathanson)
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For a lumberjack, money does grow on trees

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw67nb/for_a_lumberjack_money_does_grow_on_trees/ (SquareWorm)
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Corn dogs are Tamales

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw678c/corn_dogs_are_tamales/ (unhappyandokay)
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Deaf people don't feel as bad about rescue pet commercials

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw668o/deaf_people_dont_feel_as_bad_about_rescue_pet/ (PolarNoise)
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Bob Ross is one of the few painters that visually impaired people can enjoy just as much as everyone else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw65or/bob_ross_is_one_of_the_few_painters_that_visually/ (cmdr_kestral)
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There could be a whole universe living in your ass crack.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw64l3/there_could_be_a_whole_universe_living_in_your/ ([deleted])
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There is probably a coin that costs the same amount in modern cash as its original value due to inflation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw62zp/there_is_probably_a_coin_that_costs_the_same/ (GenerallyABore)
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Nobody gets upset anymore when someone films in portrait mode.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw62b3/nobody_gets_upset_anymore_when_someone_films_in/ (clogeater)
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Photos videos and lamps in videogames are using real electricity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw61dd/photos_videos_and_lamps_in_videogames_are_using/ ([deleted])
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If you claim you can stop at a couple of potato chips, you’re a liar.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw5zph/if_you_claim_you_can_stop_at_a_couple_of_potato/ (Darkshadow1819)
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If "mid-night" is 12AM, then 6AM is officially when the day starts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw5zov/if_midnight_is_12am_then_6am_is_officially_when/ (issapenguin)
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When a pair of underwear reaches its life end, you take it off and wash it before tossing it into trash. Because you wouldn’t want anyone to find your dirty underwear in the trash.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw5xpt/when_a_pair_of_underwear_reaches_its_life_end_you/ (peachyalien)
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With our luck, belle delphines gamer girl condoms have a hole poked inside them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw5xji/with_our_luck_belle_delphines_gamer_girl_condoms/ (-Benjamin_Dover-)
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The fact that characters in horror games do noy scream to jumpscares while only the player screams to the jumpscares is impressive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw5wcj/the_fact_that_characters_in_horror_games_do_noy/ ([deleted])
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Consciousness as we are used to it would probably not have existed before language was invented

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw5uf4/consciousness_as_we_are_used_to_it_would_probably/ (Joelfotboll2)
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Movie stars make more than the characters they play

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw5tzy/movie_stars_make_more_than_the_characters_they/ (Uncrackable_Cipher)
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We all know the smell of new paint, but none of us know the smell of old paint

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw5tr6/we_all_know_the_smell_of_new_paint_but_none_of_us/ (_stevel)
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Even dog lovers hate it when their dog barks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw5swm/even_dog_lovers_hate_it_when_their_dog_barks/ (BeachSamurai)
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No zombie movie takes into consideration that it's actually very hard to bite through human skin, let alone with a rotted jaw.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw5rv6/no_zombie_movie_takes_into_consideration_that_its/ (UpsideDownTacocat)
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Lambskin condoms wouldn't be vegan-friendly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw5rgg/lambskin_condoms_wouldnt_be_veganfriendly/ (lithiumbrigadebait)
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Batman is the emo of the justice league

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw5qzm/batman_is_the_emo_of_the_justice_league/ (Quest-boi-23)
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Ash's Pikachu was a Pichu at some point.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw5ppu/ashs_pikachu_was_a_pichu_at_some_point/ ([deleted])
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"Mankind has a perfect record in aviation. We never left one up there." - Unknown

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw5pl8/mankind_has_a_perfect_record_in_aviation_we_never/ (some_lerker)
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The sweetest revenge is diabetes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw5p1e/the_sweetest_revenge_is_diabetes/ (Gary_October)
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We've all become more self-conscious of our breathing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw5ox0/weve_all_become_more_selfconscious_of_our/ (X_Succ)
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A door has either been opened once more than it has been closed or closed once more than it has been opened depending on the state at which the door was installed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw5oqz/a_door_has_either_been_opened_once_more_than_it/ ([deleted])
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Helplessness can easily come from autocorrect not knowing what you’re trying to spell

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw5o6t/helplessness_can_easily_come_from_autocorrect_not/ (boostedb18)
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We just decided lighting is yellow

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw5o4e/we_just_decided_lighting_is_yellow/ (Monster_02-Rodan)
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All things have an end, yet the sausage has two.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw5n9w/all_things_have_an_end_yet_the_sausage_has_two/ (ShaneNotShawn)
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People that have a reputation of being honest are either genuinely honest people or really good liars

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw5n7x/people_that_have_a_reputation_of_being_honest_are/ (saltypatchkidz)
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We've all had at least one fat gym teacher.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw5mr8/weve_all_had_at_least_one_fat_gym_teacher/ (Animeking1108)
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In real life ghosts would probably be annoyed by their introductory music if they had to play by horror movie rules.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw5mqj/in_real_life_ghosts_would_probably_be_annoyed_by/ (N3RF-TH1S)
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Shrek is reverse Beauty and the Beast

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw5lxm/shrek_is_reverse_beauty_and_the_beast/ (AnimeGirlConnoisseur)
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There has never been a film franchise that has become so much more popular 40 years later other than Star Wars

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw5l8j/there_has_never_been_a_film_franchise_that_has/ (tacocravr)
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It was "a sole for a soul" and Red Skull just wanted shoes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw5kuo/it_was_a_sole_for_a_soul_and_red_skull_just/ (Jackoregankenny)
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If MadMax had solar panels and electric cars, it would've been a totally different story.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw5jva/if_madmax_had_solar_panels_and_electric_cars_it/ (waynedewho)
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A mullet keeps you from being a redneck.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw5jo9/a_mullet_keeps_you_from_being_a_redneck/ (Gary_October)
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People get away with wrongs by compartmentalizing actions. Sins are justified by overlooking the forest for the trees.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw5h7u/people_get_away_with_wrongs_by_compartmentalizing/ (upmed2006)
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It's never a good idea to sing while you're washing your face in the shower.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw5gle/its_never_a_good_idea_to_sing_while_youre_washing/ (CurlsintheClouds)
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Dating apps make more money off of unattractive people who are likely to buy their premium services.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw5f3b/dating_apps_make_more_money_off_of_unattractive/ (vedant0712)
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If you stay up until 2am it's late, but if you fall asleep and get woken up, it automatically becomes early.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw5emb/if_you_stay_up_until_2am_its_late_but_if_you_fall/ (ILikePugz)
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If you lived in the Truman show, you would not be allowed to watch the Truman show

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw5cxq/if_you_lived_in_the_truman_show_you_would_not_be/ (coolusername_png)
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The number of bones in a human body decreases as you get older

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw5ckv/the_number_of_bones_in_a_human_body_decreases_as/ (BrokenCrow782)
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Airbenders had the potential to be the most lethal benders of all, seeing as how they could've theoretically insta-killed anyone by making a vacuum around them and yanking the air out of their lungs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw59zi/airbenders_had_the_potential_to_be_the_most/ (vexed_chexmix)
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Maybe the types of people that certain groups talk/complain about are the same types of people that are not a part of that group.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw58ui/maybe_the_types_of_people_that_certain_groups/ (doravec88)
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Superman wear undies outside because comics back then were black and white, and pants of the same colour of his shirt would have made him look naked

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw572u/superman_wear_undies_outside_because_comics_back/ ([deleted])
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If true black (100% light absorption) existed, we wouldn’t be able to “really” see it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw5451/if_true_black_100_light_absorption_existed_we/ (maurcopp41)
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The qualifying race for any other race like a marathon is the race against the other sperm in the womb.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw52hw/the_qualifying_race_for_any_other_race_like_a/ (mylizard)
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When you're an adult, you're weird if you like your mother's breasts but when you're an infant, you're weird if you don't like your mother's breasts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw50we/when_youre_an_adult_youre_weird_if_you_like_your/ (postmodernhippiegoth)
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People who cheat on their partner want to have their cake and fuck it too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw50nq/people_who_cheat_on_their_partner_want_to_have/ ([deleted])
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Telling someone “good luck” when they buy a pregnancy test is supportive regardless of what result they want.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw50dx/telling_someone_good_luck_when_they_buy_a/ (DifferentWind)
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Most of our exciting adventures will happen while we are asleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw50as/most_of_our_exciting_adventures_will_happen_while/ (greenyellowandblue)
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Belle from Beauty and the Beast is the OG “Not Like Other Girls”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw4yhr/belle_from_beauty_and_the_beast_is_the_og_not/ (ivinnyu)
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The feeling of dying is as peaceful as the feeling when you're exiting the office after the last day of work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw4xoo/the_feeling_of_dying_is_as_peaceful_as_the/ (Masol_The_Producer)
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The question ‘Is the glass half empty or half full” depends if you poured it in or out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw4vxw/the_question_is_the_glass_half_empty_or_half_full/ (showandmel)
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Family members often have a usual spot at the table without any reason for that spot in particular

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw4vkp/family_members_often_have_a_usual_spot_at_the/ (zacharybeer)
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Bald men have way more haircuts than men with hair.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw4uli/bald_men_have_way_more_haircuts_than_men_with_hair/ (jasta07)
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We can never be sure if the latest Final Fantasy is, indeed, the final Final Fantasy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw4u08/we_can_never_be_sure_if_the_latest_final_fantasy/ (deadancer)
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If you assume everything anyone says is true, then you're socially naive, but if you assume that everything that anyone says is false, you're socially inept.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw4skc/if_you_assume_everything_anyone_says_is_true_then/ (ZarathustraSama)
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The fact that everyone throws the bread's top piece away, even though it's perfectly edible, shows how much everything and everyone is judged by looks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw4s25/the_fact_that_everyone_throws_the_breads_top/ (souzones1711)
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It’s hard to pick a sports team you’ll love and support later in life, unless your born into a family that loves a specific sports team

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw4rba/its_hard_to_pick_a_sports_team_youll_love_and/ (FlickyFlames)
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No one knows how dreams begin

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw4rb3/no_one_knows_how_dreams_begin/ (C-O-S-M-O)
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Thousands of years ago your pet’s ancestor probably ate one of your distant relatives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw4q86/thousands_of_years_ago_your_pets_ancestor/ ([deleted])
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There’s something weirdly “adult” about deciding on and ordering your own lunch-meats at the deli counter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw4q4z/theres_something_weirdly_adult_about_deciding_on/ (Agentsinger)
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If you draw a circle on a sphere, either side of the line is both inside and outside the circle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw4kpu/if_you_draw_a_circle_on_a_sphere_either_side_of/ (MEKK-the-MIGHTY)
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We got arrows from birds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw4jtw/we_got_arrows_from_birds/ (Just_a_funny_guy2)
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The ground beneath your feet eventually leads to outer space

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw4jry/the_ground_beneath_your_feet_eventually_leads_to/ (saehild)
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Athletes are the closest thing we’ve got to Pokémon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw4jd0/athletes_are_the_closest_thing_weve_got_to_pokémon/ (Adamplustard)
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If you think “being in a room with everyone you ever had sex with” is awkward, imagine that with everyone you IMAGINED having sex with

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw4j0x/if_you_think_being_in_a_room_with_everyone_you/ (BelgianPhaggot6)
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"It belongs in a museum". "So do you!". Actually makes a lot of sense because Indiana Jones contributes his findings to Marcus' museum.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw4icq/it_belongs_in_a_museum_so_do_you_actually_makes_a/ (Clever_Sean)
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Mammals evolved to become eggs themselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw4hm7/mammals_evolved_to_become_eggs_themselves/ (Indonimous)
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If humans run over enough small animals they might evolve sharper bones to puncture your tires when you do like the defense of the cactus.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw4h1y/if_humans_run_over_enough_small_animals_they/ (GhostRoboX5)
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A sneeze is a nose fart

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw4gyu/a_sneeze_is_a_nose_fart/ (ourpropaganda)
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If you can make a gingerbread house. There is no reason why you couldn’t make a potato log cabin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw4gi5/if_you_can_make_a_gingerbread_house_there_is_no/ ([deleted])
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Ancient and medieval conquerors are looked at with respect, admiration, and praise, whereas recent (19th century and later) conquerors are considered heinous and evil

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw4g67/ancient_and_medieval_conquerors_are_looked_at/ (MasterVelocity)
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most of the trees you see in your life will probably outlive you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw4ftn/most_of_the_trees_you_see_in_your_life_will/ (your_boi_beans)
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Groundhog Day is the perfect movie to watch dubbed to learn a foreign language.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw4eda/groundhog_day_is_the_perfect_movie_to_watch/ (SoupaSoka)
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When schools reopen it’s going to be a battle royale. Toxic gas coming in from all sides and you have to dodge the bullets flying at you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw4d7g/when_schools_reopen_its_going_to_be_a_battle/ ([deleted])
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Mandating facial coverings has probably seen a huge bump in revenue for adult novelty stores.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw4buv/mandating_facial_coverings_has_probably_seen_a/ (Erethiel117)
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Husband for a day handyman service no one bats an eye, but try a Wife for a day maid service, and everyone loses their minds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw4aty/husband_for_a_day_handyman_service_no_one_bats_an/ (deedaker)
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Failure is 100% the perception of others

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw4aqf/failure_is_100_the_perception_of_others/ (MattOnePointO)
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If the highlight of the meal is the breadsticks and salad your restaurant is trash.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw47re/if_the_highlight_of_the_meal_is_the_breadsticks/ (Guy_With_Tiny_Hands)
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Someday, someone will tell their grandchildren how tough they had it because they couldn't just teleport from place to place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw46h5/someday_someone_will_tell_their_grandchildren_how/ (Happy_Each_Day)
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There are few commonplace experiences more terrifying than having a large flying bug in close proximity to your face.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw43y4/there_are_few_commonplace_experiences_more/ (LaserbeamSharks)
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Cheerleading is a sport that most people only observe while watching another sport.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw431b/cheerleading_is_a_sport_that_most_people_only/ (drew34221234)
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Ghost have better stuff to do than move a soup can at night.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw42lh/ghost_have_better_stuff_to_do_than_move_a_soup/ (AntRadio)
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"Dogs playing poker" is unrealistic, because dogs can't bluff. The tails wag without intention.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw4228/dogs_playing_poker_is_unrealistic_because_dogs/ (whydoyouflask)
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Spider man is technically a web developer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw3zd6/spider_man_is_technically_a_web_developer/ (BagOfToenails)
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Tinder shadow bans you for repeatedly creating a new account with the same phone number, because they realize you’re not gonna pay.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw3xzj/tinder_shadow_bans_you_for_repeatedly_creating_a/ (YTAppleDemo)
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After an item has been placed in "Lost and Found" it no longer is lost.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw3x0i/after_an_item_has_been_placed_in_lost_and_found/ (lflerianos)
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The guy who invented the sewer system was literally tired of everyone's shit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw3w9h/the_guy_who_invented_the_sewer_system_was/ (MIKEPENCES_THIGHGAP)
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Winning the race is your consent to being born

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw3vvx/winning_the_race_is_your_consent_to_being_born/ ([deleted])
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Because the old clothing always come back in style, you will be considered as a stylish person at least once in your lifetime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw3tz8/because_the_old_clothing_always_come_back_in/ (irecognizedyou)
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In times where cinemas were less frequent, detailed spoilers on a movie were probably welcome.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw3ry8/in_times_where_cinemas_were_less_frequent/ ([deleted])
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You aren’t pre-heating the oven, you’re just heating it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw3rg8/you_arent_preheating_the_oven_youre_just_heating/ (ducktonaldfrump)
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If you watch porn, you have probably seen more naked girl than your any of your ancestors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw3rc0/if_you_watch_porn_you_have_probably_seen_more/ (panzerboye)
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If everything is relative, then relativity itself isn’t relative.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw3r48/if_everything_is_relative_then_relativity_itself/ (PiMemorizer315)
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If beings from another planet did come to earth and were captured, they would have been their planet's best and brightest. Would have trained and studied for years and would have traveled light years, only to be trapped by us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw3qt9/if_beings_from_another_planet_did_come_to_earth/ (ADD_OCD)
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During a power outage, no one seems to be concerned that the refrigerator is not on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw3ois/during_a_power_outage_no_one_seems_to_be/ (RyTheRedZombie)
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"Keep Calm and ..." is the male version of "Live, Laugh, Love"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw3oa1/keep_calm_and_is_the_male_version_of_live_laugh/ (cringe_master_5000)
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Being told you’re eating something disgusting is ten times more horrifying if you haven’t swallowed yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw3kxi/being_told_youre_eating_something_disgusting_is/ (IwishIhadaferrari45)
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Spaghetti is pizza flavored ramen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw3i1h/spaghetti_is_pizza_flavored_ramen/ (DiscoDonkey9000)
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Since humans are made up out of 60% water, the waterbenders being able to heal in avatar the last airbender makes a lot of sense.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw3gzt/since_humans_are_made_up_out_of_60_water_the/ (FeelingDesigner)
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You know you have been in the restroom for too long once the light goes off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw3fhr/you_know_you_have_been_in_the_restroom_for_too/ (dunkin_Dutchmen)
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If you constantly end up dating people/pursuing people who are afraid of commitment... you probably are too

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw3ds7/if_you_constantly_end_up_dating_peoplepursuing/ (aliengames666)
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Brushing your teeth before going to the dentist is the same as cleaning your house before guests arrive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw3bfj/brushing_your_teeth_before_going_to_the_dentist/ ([deleted])
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There are entirely new flavors that come from plants we haven’t discovered yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw3ar6/there_are_entirely_new_flavors_that_come_from/ ([deleted])
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Most times you can’t detect a person’s accent when they are singing because ‘singing’ is an accent itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw38ex/most_times_you_cant_detect_a_persons_accent_when/ (TarnationOOG)
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Simba from the Lion king hunts, kills and eats his own subjects

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw38a2/simba_from_the_lion_king_hunts_kills_and_eats_his/ (IAmBlack626)
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Life is a subscription and you pay by sleeping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw37mz/life_is_a_subscription_and_you_pay_by_sleeping/ (FopDoodle04)
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There’s probably still many universes forming.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw3769/theres_probably_still_many_universes_forming/ (ChillCatto101)
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Hell is made of polystyrene

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw3696/hell_is_made_of_polystyrene/ (L_Belle)
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Arthur the Aardvark was DEFINITELY not an aardvark.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw35jf/arthur_the_aardvark_was_definitely_not_an_aardvark/ (U_MightNotUnderstand)
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Given fidget spinners target market it’s not surprising they lost interest in them so quickly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw34wk/given_fidget_spinners_target_market_its_not/ (DaedaeDaengerous)
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Optimism, a choice, increases your ability to recognize opportunities, and increases overall happiness

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw34nk/optimism_a_choice_increases_your_ability_to/ (DanTheBarbarian)
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The Anti-maskers know they look like idiots, they are hoping to cash out on future lawsuits

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw33je/the_antimaskers_know_they_look_like_idiots_they/ (depressedengineer32)
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Probably a lot less violent men would want to be Police Officers if they were rebranded Public De-escalation Servants.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw31xl/probably_a_lot_less_violent_men_would_want_to_be/ (DansDescent)
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People are overwhelmed by the fact that every snowflake is unique, but not that every banana is different from each other

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw31ic/people_are_overwhelmed_by_the_fact_that_every/ (Word_Fighter)
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Brennand and Dale from Stepbrothers were extremely lucky for their Dad to get them interviews.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw31bw/brennand_and_dale_from_stepbrothers_were/ (alamozony)
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Kanye West is the partner who is amazing in bed but is otherwise a total douchebag.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw303l/kanye_west_is_the_partner_who_is_amazing_in_bed/ ([deleted])
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Perfume/cologne smells better on attractive people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw2zu8/perfumecologne_smells_better_on_attractive_people/ (unbrokenMind)
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The Brain named itself and continued to do the same for everything else in the body then the world as we know it. Think about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw2yio/the_brain_named_itself_and_continued_to_do_the/ (Unlukyman)
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If we only knew camels from their skeletons, we'd never have known about the hump.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw2woj/if_we_only_knew_camels_from_their_skeletons_wed/ (Whatifim80lol)
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There’s a very large difference between saying something is shit and saying something is THE shit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw2we2/theres_a_very_large_difference_between_saying/ (imperial_twizzle)
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White supremacists always seem to lack the qualities that make a person supreme.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw2w5x/white_supremacists_always_seem_to_lack_the/ (old_tombombadil)
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Nobody would care about a fly in their room of they didn’t make noise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw2vo7/nobody_would_care_about_a_fly_in_their_room_of/ (Seanpinyo)
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Massages are the human form of petting an animal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw2uhc/massages_are_the_human_form_of_petting_an_animal/ (mcbrosa)
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Teleportation would solve waste disposal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw2ufh/teleportation_would_solve_waste_disposal/ (Snowrican)
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At some point there will have to be a matchmaking region for multiplayer games on mars

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw2tnz/at_some_point_there_will_have_to_be_a_matchmaking/ ([deleted])
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We probably have a lot more nightmares than we think, but we just forget about it when we wake up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw2tda/we_probably_have_a_lot_more_nightmares_than_we/ (Hodgey1533)
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Your label is not the being it describes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw2szo/your_label_is_not_the_being_it_describes/ ([deleted])
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Cotton-Eye Joe must've had some mad game to outplay a guy with two eyes and a singing voice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw2suw/cottoneye_joe_mustve_had_some_mad_game_to_outplay/ (mrcrunchyhead)
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People who are usually silent may be because they have too much in their mind and don't know where to start.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw2ss2/people_who_are_usually_silent_may_be_because_they/ (PhD3DP)
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You have to be close with someone in order for sarcasm to be taken as joke

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw2rw0/you_have_to_be_close_with_someone_in_order_for/ (TsimBouki)
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Santa would not be able to deliver presents to people's homes nowadays without eventually being shot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw2rt1/santa_would_not_be_able_to_deliver_presents_to/ ([deleted])
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Lava is probably just as good at suffocating fire as water is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw2qju/lava_is_probably_just_as_good_at_suffocating_fire/ (RollOnOne)
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Every dog is either a bitch or a son of a bitch

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw2q1g/every_dog_is_either_a_bitch_or_a_son_of_a_bitch/ ([deleted])
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Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw2p8e/your_stomach_thinks_all_potatoes_are_mashed/ ([deleted])
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The word "human" is not a proper noun in real life, but is a proper noun in D&D once you add in Elves and Dwarves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw2obd/the_word_human_is_not_a_proper_noun_in_real_life/ ([deleted])
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You will never meet the man/woman of your dreams if you never sleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw2o03/you_will_never_meet_the_manwoman_of_your_dreams/ (yeahmanhahaa)
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Irrespective of the education and looking the the medical institutions, it is clear that common sense is rare.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw2mr6/irrespective_of_the_education_and_looking_the_the/ (generictestusername)
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A CNC machine and a 3D printer have entirely opposite approaches but have the same results

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw2mj2/a_cnc_machine_and_a_3d_printer_have_entirely/ (LockPickingPilot)
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Maybe the monsters from folktales did exist, but then went extinct because people no longer believed in their existence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw2kw4/maybe_the_monsters_from_folktales_did_exist_but/ ([deleted])
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As an adult, you will never be more aware of how much your floor boards creak until you've just got your new born baby asleep and you're trying to leave the room

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw2kn6/as_an_adult_you_will_never_be_more_aware_of_how/ (ctc_celtic)
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Axe is the junk food of the showergels

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw2irj/axe_is_the_junk_food_of_the_showergels/ (memeatic_ape)
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The coolest thing about the X-men's Cyclops isn't his lazor vision, It's his lazor-proof eyelids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw2irc/the_coolest_thing_about_the_xmens_cyclops_isnt/ (wsaadede)
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Opening squeaky doors slowly is louder then opening them fast

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw2gy8/opening_squeaky_doors_slowly_is_louder_then/ (appelperen)
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Best part about holidays is being able to learn what you want at your own pace.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw2gdp/best_part_about_holidays_is_being_able_to_learn/ (PedroGallegoL)
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There is a certain level of closeness with someone that you have to surpass in order for sarcasm to be taken as a joke

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw2fbx/there_is_a_certain_level_of_closeness_with/ (TsimBouki)
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If dentists encouraged their patients to eat popcorn, people would probably floss a lot more.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw2en1/if_dentists_encouraged_their_patients_to_eat/ (EricaH121)
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If you have severe tinnitus, the silence can legitimately be deafening

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw2brg/if_you_have_severe_tinnitus_the_silence_can/ (jonnyrouge)
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When buying music, you're literally paying for moving air

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw29ip/when_buying_music_youre_literally_paying_for/ (looneylovableleopard)
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You feed porn to your brain in exchange for pleasure

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw2865/you_feed_porn_to_your_brain_in_exchange_for/ ([deleted])
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Nowadays, instead of the cake being the lie, the lie is that it's cake.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw277b/nowadays_instead_of_the_cake_being_the_lie_the/ (Ghiraher)
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You can see the same thing a thousand times and yet only notice something new on a thousand and one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw23jh/you_can_see_the_same_thing_a_thousand_times_and/ (Isntitabouttime69)
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Throwaway accounts are the same as regular accounts but they appear way more skeptical & questionable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw1zlw/throwaway_accounts_are_the_same_as_regular/ (hellersins)
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Celebrities are rarely seen in public with their kids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw1zak/celebrities_are_rarely_seen_in_public_with_their/ (tmaggio18)
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If restaurant owners payed the waiters a decent wage we wouldn’t have to tip.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw1xll/if_restaurant_owners_payed_the_waiters_a_decent/ (km25cfc)
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It’s both a compliment when a painting looks like a photo and when a photo looks like a painting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw1vzz/its_both_a_compliment_when_a_painting_looks_like/ ([deleted])
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Ball pool is a mix between golf and bowling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw1vmm/ball_pool_is_a_mix_between_golf_and_bowling/ (Megaspacejx)
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Our brain has zero idea it exists as an organ in our heads until we learn about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw1trl/our_brain_has_zero_idea_it_exists_as_an_organ_in/ (bizfamo)
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If instantaneous teleportation to anywhere at all on the planet were to suddenly become available to anyone, we would all die because some idiots would eventually find access to all of the nuclear weapons that exist and destroy the world. Kidnappings, theft, and murder would also rise too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw1suf/if_instantaneous_teleportation_to_anywhere_at_all/ (prince-of-caucasia)
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Sometimes you don’t realize you’re leaning/holding on to someone until they accidentally drop you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw1smc/sometimes_you_dont_realize_youre_leaningholding/ (TheMaskedGeode)
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You naturally find a lost item in the last place you looked

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw1rqx/you_naturally_find_a_lost_item_in_the_last_place/ ([deleted])
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There are still foods out there that are yet to be discovered.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw1rc9/there_are_still_foods_out_there_that_are_yet_to/ (Rodolfo20)
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Brown people are black and tan people are white, so lightskin people are gray.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw1qm1/brown_people_are_black_and_tan_people_are_white/ (BlueFluffyFloof)
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In a cold lake, dipping your head in is the hard part. In a cold shower, dipping your head in is the easy part and stepping in with your body is the hard part.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw1qkt/in_a_cold_lake_dipping_your_head_in_is_the_hard/ (Axle_65)
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A shoe is a sock for your sock.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw1p1l/a_shoe_is_a_sock_for_your_sock/ ([deleted])
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99% humidity is absolutely unbearable but 100% is quite refreshing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw1ovb/99_humidity_is_absolutely_unbearable_but_100_is/ (oemsoccer)
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I'm waiting for the day an influencer streams their child's birth with a subscription goal for him to try and push the baby back in if reached.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw1ol4/im_waiting_for_the_day_an_influencer_streams/ ([deleted])
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Somewhere in the world, there's a same sex couple who adopted a kid, then split up, found new love and that kid essentially has 4 mums or 4 dads.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw1mtr/somewhere_in_the_world_theres_a_same_sex_couple/ (Bertaroo)
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If you spoke to your future self, you’d also be speaking to your past self in the same moment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw1mth/if_you_spoke_to_your_future_self_youd_also_be/ (sirmattimous)
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The "Magic" school bus was created to help children learn science.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw1mcz/the_magic_school_bus_was_created_to_help_children/ (unturnedboi27)
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Final Destination 2’s log truck scene has probably permanently affected more people than any other movie scene.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw1lq8/final_destination_2s_log_truck_scene_has_probably/ (justduett)
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When you take a shit, shit goes down

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw1isa/when_you_take_a_shit_shit_goes_down/ (pedromgn_15)
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Water took 5 million of years to erode Grand Canyon, but in five seconds a flood could erode away work worth millions of dollars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw1iof/water_took_5_million_of_years_to_erode_grand/ (schreiner87)
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counterfeit cash is the same as cash

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw1imo/counterfeit_cash_is_the_same_as_cash/ (sprazTV)
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"Turn Down for What" is the 21st Century "Tequila"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw1dwa/turn_down_for_what_is_the_21st_century_tequila/ (ytumamatabien)
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English is one of the 6584 most spoken languages that existed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw1dsd/english_is_one_of_the_6584_most_spoken_languages/ (Karoner)
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If Cinderella’s fancy belongings were truly meant to vanish before midnight, the Prince wouldn’t have been able to return it back to her the next day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw1dky/if_cinderellas_fancy_belongings_were_truly_meant/ (stranger2Me)
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Many spectators following a pro on a golf course is fine. A single spectator following a pro on a golf course is creepy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw1cus/many_spectators_following_a_pro_on_a_golf_course/ (ChildBungholeTickler)
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When asking an owner what gender their dog is no one says “Is it a man or a woman”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw1ci4/when_asking_an_owner_what_gender_their_dog_is_no/ (GDDNEW)
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Too much and too little eye contact make you seem untrustworthy and possibly dangerous.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw1cfc/too_much_and_too_little_eye_contact_make_you_seem/ (13walshc)
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"Remember me" checkboxes on login screens are the "hold open" elevator buttons of the internet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw1btd/remember_me_checkboxes_on_login_screens_are_the/ (d_b_cooper)
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5 second rule doesn’t apply to houses with dogs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw1amj/5_second_rule_doesnt_apply_to_houses_with_dogs/ (ShartTankIdea)
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j. edgar hoover may have taken up the ass while imitating edward g. robinson.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw1a52/j_edgar_hoover_may_have_taken_up_the_ass_while/ (canastax)
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Moms are bones factories.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw1a3p/moms_are_bones_factories/ ([deleted])
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When Someone Says "An Orphan", You Think of a Small Child, But The Majority of Orphans Are Grown Adults Over 50

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw18h7/when_someone_says_an_orphan_you_think_of_a_small/ (kutuup1989)
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The Corvette has been around since before Alaska and Hawaii became US states

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw16v1/the_corvette_has_been_around_since_before_alaska/ (Hvvinylworks)
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Gifted kid burnout is the real life version of “rising” posts that never made it to “hot”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw15vj/gifted_kid_burnout_is_the_real_life_version_of/ ([deleted])
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Watching to see if your phone notifications immediately light up after making a post is enough to cause anxiety because you probably did it wrong according to the rules.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw15ve/watching_to_see_if_your_phone_notifications/ (GarnetDivine)
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Maybe in the future family heirlooms will be steam accounts. Because you can see how many years you've been a member from the badge. So they pass down the steam username and password on their deathbed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw157b/maybe_in_the_future_family_heirlooms_will_be/ (KalMen420)
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Once humans colonize Mars, within a century some Martian conspiracy theorists will refuse to believe that Earth actually exists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw13dz/once_humans_colonize_mars_within_a_century_some/ (FunetikPrugresiv)
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Both ends of the digestive system have cheeks, slapping either side of it gives a totally different message than slapping it on the other end

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw13dn/both_ends_of_the_digestive_system_have_cheeks/ ([deleted])
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Since you don't remember being born, the date on your birth certificate is hearsay.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw12ae/since_you_dont_remember_being_born_the_date_on/ (CoderJoe1)
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When you walk normally, your heels touch the ground first, but when you walk up/down stairs, your toes touch the ground first

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw1231/when_you_walk_normally_your_heels_touch_the/ (inkpot1212)
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Gifted kid burnout is the real life version of “rising” posts that never made it to “hot”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw11kc/gifted_kid_burnout_is_the_real_life_version_of/ ([deleted])
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Ants are the biggest simps on the planet. They only live to serve their queen and nothing else

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw117p/ants_are_the_biggest_simps_on_the_planet_they/ (petezazs)
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Everyone actually is full of themself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw1015/everyone_actually_is_full_of_themself/ (martinmcfly9)
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Noone precisely knows where your palm is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw0zpq/noone_precisely_knows_where_your_palm_is/ (GachasRDum)
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No matter if you go up or down, the gravity acting on you will always decrease.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw0ze3/no_matter_if_you_go_up_or_down_the_gravity_acting/ (Crisp_E)
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At some point, someone got paid to fart numerous times into a microphone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw0z53/at_some_point_someone_got_paid_to_fart_numerous/ (smith_and_midwestern)
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Most people hear famous movie lines from parodies before the source.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw0z0o/most_people_hear_famous_movie_lines_from_parodies/ (PhaserToHeal)
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T9 language has been fluently learned and forgotten by only one generation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw0yb0/t9_language_has_been_fluently_learned_and/ (whoaubuh111)
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Showers are taken for granted

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw0x5e/showers_are_taken_for_granted/ (Jziggy13)
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Toenails are an incomplete evolutionary trait

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw0wnm/toenails_are_an_incomplete_evolutionary_trait/ ([deleted])
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It really sucks being a lip reader at the moment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw0vj7/it_really_sucks_being_a_lip_reader_at_the_moment/ (Slouchy87)
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If you pay to have sex with a women, you are technically having professional sex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw0rhg/if_you_pay_to_have_sex_with_a_women_you_are/ (aryanoboii)
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There are no red apple flavoured candies but tons of green.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw0qwy/there_are_no_red_apple_flavoured_candies_but_tons/ (zeigler7)
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Wasps and Hornets are the fighter jets of the bee world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw0qi7/wasps_and_hornets_are_the_fighter_jets_of_the_bee/ ([deleted])
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People love nature until it is in their backyard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw0pgj/people_love_nature_until_it_is_in_their_backyard/ (FeelingDesigner)
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Every day, technology inches us closer to the "Birds Aren't Real" people being right.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw0obw/every_day_technology_inches_us_closer_to_the/ (Over_the_Void)
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You appreciate socks the older you get as you get them in presents

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw0oad/you_appreciate_socks_the_older_you_get_as_you_get/ (king_noble)
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People who freeze when they enter or exit a building are experiencing a loading screen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw0nnw/people_who_freeze_when_they_enter_or_exit_a/ (abvaaron216)
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Bugs can climb on any surface at any angle because they are too small to bother rendering full physics for.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw0l2p/bugs_can_climb_on_any_surface_at_any_angle/ (bilboard_bag-inns)
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In LOTR, Bilbo was the only character that was ever able to willingly give up the ring.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw0kyt/in_lotr_bilbo_was_the_only_character_that_was/ ([deleted])
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Shotgun slugs are inside shotgun shells. That makes them shotgun snails.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw0k1d/shotgun_slugs_are_inside_shotgun_shells_that/ (Jabberwockkk)
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Boxers hit you with their fists, wrestlers hit you with the planet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw0jlh/boxers_hit_you_with_their_fists_wrestlers_hit_you/ (Here-For-The-Comment)
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Ripping a phone book in two isn't such a popular display of strength anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw0iqy/ripping_a_phone_book_in_two_isnt_such_a_popular/ (ronnie_s)
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Aizawa's quirk is "None for all"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw0ipc/aizawas_quirk_is_none_for_all/ (The_Legendary_Yeeter)
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Olive Garden is the Walmart of Italian food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw0hfx/olive_garden_is_the_walmart_of_italian_food/ (Zeerid_Korr)
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Everything in your room that is on the floor can also fit on the ceiling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw0faj/everything_in_your_room_that_is_on_the_floor_can/ (cDro9766)
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Most of "magic" as concerned in a lot of books, like HP, can be easily explained using futuristic tech.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw0edn/most_of_magic_as_concerned_in_a_lot_of_books_like/ (ArmoredSir)
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As the sun continues to rise in different parts of the world, there's a never ending wave of boners rising and falling

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw0czk/as_the_sun_continues_to_rise_in_different_parts/ ([deleted])
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Theoretically, you could find the servers of any website just by tracing the cable from your PC all the way to them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw0cvw/theoretically_you_could_find_the_servers_of_any/ (qe3bc)
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Somewhere in the world, there is a building on the equator with toilets, that flush in opposite directions...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw09vf/somewhere_in_the_world_there_is_a_building_on_the/ (W_Anderson)
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An Alzheimer's patient can wrap his own Christmas gifts and hide his own Easter Eggs and enjoy them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw092i/an_alzheimers_patient_can_wrap_his_own_christmas/ (LawlietHolmes)
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No matter where you apply a cream or ointment, you are also applying it to your fingers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw08b5/no_matter_where_you_apply_a_cream_or_ointment_you/ (NauticalNacho)
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You can tell a lot about a person from the way they sleep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw05ux/you_can_tell_a_lot_about_a_person_from_the_way/ (Ringsofthekings)
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Maybe the reason why there are so many entitled moms, it's because they want to relive the same privilege they received when they were pregnant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw05nh/maybe_the_reason_why_there_are_so_many_entitled/ (Unironicalhipster)
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Aang could've earthbended if he airbended strong enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw0589/aang_couldve_earthbended_if_he_airbended_strong/ (arcadia222222)
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Somewhere out there, a person might be drinking a bottle of alcohol that’s older than you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw04k2/somewhere_out_there_a_person_might_be_drinking_a/ (HelpfulApple22)
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The earth consumes itself to renew itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw04fp/the_earth_consumes_itself_to_renew_itself/ (lightly_salted_fetus)
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A milking table is a horizontal glory hole.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw043l/a_milking_table_is_a_horizontal_glory_hole/ (ultimatewarrior22)
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There's a chance your life can get a lot better or a lot worse on any given day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw03wd/theres_a_chance_your_life_can_get_a_lot_better_or/ ([deleted])
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when it comes to remembering passwords, often times muscle memory > actual memory

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw03n3/when_it_comes_to_remembering_passwords_often/ (ihavethebestmarriage)
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You can bite your own finger off if you eat too fast.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw02dc/you_can_bite_your_own_finger_off_if_you_eat_too/ ([deleted])
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We are as distant from 1998 as ww2 was from ww1

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw01si/we_are_as_distant_from_1998_as_ww2_was_from_ww1/ (Aishunboy)
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Maybe humans are supposed to be shitty destroyers of everything in their path.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw01oy/maybe_humans_are_supposed_to_be_shitty_destroyers/ (IneptBundleOfSticks)
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Kid shows don't usually have openly gay/lesbian relationships

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hw00ns/kid_shows_dont_usually_have_openly_gaylesbian/ (inferno2085)
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Your accent is your font

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvzytc/your_accent_is_your_font/ (Seedpound)
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You can be in a pickle or have a pickle in you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvzxac/you_can_be_in_a_pickle_or_have_a_pickle_in_you/ ([deleted])
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If you find an old form of currency (ex: ancent coins or something) technically its still worth something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvzx3m/if_you_find_an_old_form_of_currency_ex_ancent/ (DinkUwU)
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If the Earth were flat, we could push flat-Earthers off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvzw17/if_the_earth_were_flat_we_could_push_flatearthers/ (LawsOfWonderland)
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People will avoid eating the bruised parts on bananas and then willingly eat ass

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvzut1/people_will_avoid_eating_the_bruised_parts_on/ (Myloooooo)
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There is at least one spot in your house that you haven't touched.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvzss5/there_is_at_least_one_spot_in_your_house_that_you/ ([deleted])
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Dr. Phil and his wife look like they are siblings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvzql2/dr_phil_and_his_wife_look_like_they_are_siblings/ (ih8forcedlogins)
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Cells reproduce by doing CTRL C --> CTRL V

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvzphj/cells_reproduce_by_doing_ctrl_c_ctrl_v/ (GroverTheGoatWah)
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Crazy people got some great imaginations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvzoiz/crazy_people_got_some_great_imaginations/ ([deleted])
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"Quesadilla" phonetically translates to "cheese day"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvzo85/quesadilla_phonetically_translates_to_cheese_day/ (kendricklamatt)
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It's not paranoia if they are really behind you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvzo5c/its_not_paranoia_if_they_are_really_behind_you/ (BLACK_DEATH_PLAGUE)
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If you're trying to forget something you remember it again when you realise you've forgotten it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvznx4/if_youre_trying_to_forget_something_you_remember/ (Not_Medicine)
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"Fuck you " can be a positive or negative reply depending on the context

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvzlkk/fuck_you_can_be_a_positive_or_negative_reply/ (GroverTheGoatWah)
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In 25 years or so there's gonna be a lot of twerking grandma videos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvzki7/in_25_years_or_so_theres_gonna_be_a_lot_of/ (brickabracktakshack)
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If you agree with someone else's opinion, it becomes your opinion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvzkcs/if_you_agree_with_someone_elses_opinion_it/ (Incontinental-drift)
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The truth always feels like a lie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvzhqx/the_truth_always_feels_like_a_lie/ (Fxxlings_22)
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There are an infinite amount of things to learn and unlimited resources to learn them with, yet the majority of people will never take advantage of it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvzgcb/there_are_an_infinite_amount_of_things_to_learn/ (studmuffin717)
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Human ears are hairier than they get credit for.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvzfm1/human_ears_are_hairier_than_they_get_credit_for/ (murph8838)
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When you accidentally refresh our page, you can remain in the same page if you turn off your wifi instantly. And then it will show error loading , then you can turn it back on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvzdpd/when_you_accidentally_refresh_our_page_you_can/ (Ankitcingh)
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As soon as you hear a watch or clock ticking, it becomes louder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvzcl2/as_soon_as_you_hear_a_watch_or_clock_ticking_it/ (WaterboardedApples)
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It's amazing how the human brain can make sense out of pronouns given appropriate context. "My wife is giving her dog to her mom. She is happy to get her." It just makes sense, even though the same pronoun is used for two people and one dog.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvzbry/its_amazing_how_the_human_brain_can_make_sense/ (ekolis)
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Makeup companies thrive on insecurity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvzbls/makeup_companies_thrive_on_insecurity/ ([deleted])
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As soon as you notice a watch or clock ticking, it becomes louder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvzb7b/as_soon_as_you_notice_a_watch_or_clock_ticking_it/ ([deleted])
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Stink bugs are bug skunks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvz9sg/stink_bugs_are_bug_skunks/ ([deleted])
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If reincarnation is real, chemotherapy is a very cruel way to prolong a life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvz8fd/if_reincarnation_is_real_chemotherapy_is_a_very/ (handshak3)
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People get wrinkles on the outside and trees get wrinkles on the inside.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvz7wa/people_get_wrinkles_on_the_outside_and_trees_get/ (Limings)
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The only ppl that can plan their own surprise party and still be surprised are ppl with Alzheimer's

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvz7d0/the_only_ppl_that_can_plan_their_own_surprise/ (elishabart1928)
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Someone has the most kickable head in the UFC

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvz6iv/someone_has_the_most_kickable_head_in_the_ufc/ (DrRuinslootz)
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Being confused between rn and m is a signal to get you eyes checked

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvz491/being_confused_between_rn_and_m_is_a_signal_to/ ([deleted])
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A circles end is where it started.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvz48r/a_circles_end_is_where_it_started/ (ohdismyreddit)
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The most painful experience of cracking the unknown of life may become the sweetest memory many years later.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvz3ci/the_most_painful_experience_of_cracking_the/ (PhD3DP)
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Kayaking is one of the few complicated activities you don't have to learn and can just do on your own

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvz36w/kayaking_is_one_of_the_few_complicated_activities/ (kurttheflirt)
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If there are animals that are as smart and aware as a 7-10 yr. child, killing them is as bad as killing a child.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvz2xg/if_there_are_animals_that_are_as_smart_and_aware/ ([deleted])
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The least used function of most phones is as a phone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvz00c/the_least_used_function_of_most_phones_is_as_a/ (Xander_Cloud)
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A circircle ends where it started

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvyzgr/a_circircle_ends_where_it_started/ ([deleted])
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sometimes it feels a lot easier to know what you don't want to do than what you do want to

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvyxwh/sometimes_it_feels_a_lot_easier_to_know_what_you/ (strictbearatarian)
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The next time you skip rocks, think about whether or not you deserve to be the last human to touch them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvyw2c/the_next_time_you_skip_rocks_think_about_whether/ (mscanfp)
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forcing girls to take off their hijab is just as bad and oppressing as forcing them to wear it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvyvxt/forcing_girls_to_take_off_their_hijab_is_just_as/ (Dumbfoundead69)
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Maybe Hitler became a murderer because of All time travellers who wanted to kill him in his childhood

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvyvuc/maybe_hitler_became_a_murderer_because_of_all/ ([deleted])
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99% of all stuffed animal toys are ignored.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvyvo8/99_of_all_stuffed_animal_toys_are_ignored/ (DrFrankSays)
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The first person out of around 7 billion of us on earth is either really old or really young.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvyv0y/the_first_person_out_of_around_7_billion_of_us_on/ (German_Irish_chicken)
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If a pornstar is taking her clothes off technically she’s Dressing up for work

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvysyk/if_a_pornstar_is_taking_her_clothes_off/ (Datsweatboii)
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You can tell how many Australian liked the video by the disliked count

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvyrxu/you_can_tell_how_many_australian_liked_the_video/ (IuSeReDditNoW158)
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When talking to cats, they look you in the eye like a person would.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvyrj3/when_talking_to_cats_they_look_you_in_the_eye/ (Heffree)
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Becoming a streamer or YouTuber is the new "I'm going to start a band" and most bands didn't make it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvyqy2/becoming_a_streamer_or_youtuber_is_the_new_im/ (IScreamYouDance)
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One day you WILL die, all the others you MAY live.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvyqeq/one_day_you_will_die_all_the_others_you_may_live/ (smaksandewand)
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Word third party is often times used loosely and most times referring to second party.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvypsj/word_third_party_is_often_times_used_loosely_and/ (cltguydes)
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Animals are smarter than we think

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvyofu/animals_are_smarter_than_we_think/ (Clon003)
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2015 was half decade ago

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvymjq/2015_was_half_decade_ago/ (regmiz)
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We’re not there yet, but we can get there

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvylxc/were_not_there_yet_but_we_can_get_there/ (iamoneweareone)
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Your bones are wet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvylp2/your_bones_are_wet/ ([deleted])
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People who are both deaf and blind would probably think in an entirely made up language.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvylcz/people_who_are_both_deaf_and_blind_would_probably/ (The-Clever-Idiot)
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If old people ever dream that they are running, it must be an amazing feeling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvyksv/if_old_people_ever_dream_that_they_are_running_it/ (ACLOCKWORKJAM)
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Not understanding the concept of windows, gives a lot of birds a headache.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvyjyl/not_understanding_the_concept_of_windows_gives_a/ (smaksandewand)
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Schools are more like meat-packing plants than than a hospital.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvyjfn/schools_are_more_like_meatpacking_plants_than/ (NeverDidLearn)
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Everything revolves around pushing and pulling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvyin6/everything_revolves_around_pushing_and_pulling/ ([deleted])
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Like... how do they handcuff one armed people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvyh09/like_how_do_they_handcuff_one_armed_people/ (sharpsensei)
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Technically there is nothing silent in the whole world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvygjc/technically_there_is_nothing_silent_in_the_whole/ (sharpsensei)
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In some cases gold is more expensive in it's raw form than used as a component in a machine

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvyfyf/in_some_cases_gold_is_more_expensive_in_its_raw/ (king_noble)
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The vast majority of non spanish-speaking people who translated “La Camisa Negra” song must have been shocked by its actual mood

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvyf7t/the_vast_majority_of_non_spanishspeaking_people/ (vpetrychuk)
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Instead of Logic, Star Trek Vulcans could vaunt 'no-brainer-ism'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvyd9v/instead_of_logic_star_trek_vulcans_could_vaunt/ (CaptainSkull2030)
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There is a possibility that your face could appear in a stranger’s dream just like we sometimes see “strangers” in our dreams.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvycyz/there_is_a_possibility_that_your_face_could/ (thetwelfthmagician)
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Life is very much like rimworld on randy random without a save option.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvycsv/life_is_very_much_like_rimworld_on_randy_random/ (FeelingDesigner)
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When you buy a mouse, it doesn’t ask you if you’re a lefty or a righty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvycr8/when_you_buy_a_mouse_it_doesnt_ask_you_if_youre_a/ (the_king_of_beans)
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A lot of teachers knew about discord but they still decided to use an app with 10 times more privacy issues

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvycio/a_lot_of_teachers_knew_about_discord_but_they/ (brickyboi19)
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FBI Internal Affairs has more intimate data than the FBI

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvyc2l/fbi_internal_affairs_has_more_intimate_data_than/ (RealEmper0r)
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Athletes are more recognized and praised as individuals that contribute nothing to society than people who's impact has changed our world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvybin/athletes_are_more_recognized_and_praised_as/ (MaistroAndru)
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Anything is big if you use the right measurements

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvyatu/anything_is_big_if_you_use_the_right_measurements/ (aryanoboii)
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In scary videos we usually assume the cameraman is as relateable as we are and automatically assume he/she is a good person and trustworthy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvyajk/in_scary_videos_we_usually_assume_the_cameraman/ (Kapt-Kaos)
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If you were immortal, you’d eventually get stuck somewhere and be trapped for eternity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvy9yb/if_you_were_immortal_youd_eventually_get_stuck/ (Wallywutsizface)
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It's worth changing jobs for a clean inbox

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvy8yl/its_worth_changing_jobs_for_a_clean_inbox/ (entropy_bucket)
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1990 was 30 years ago

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvy8bh/1990_was_30_years_ago/ (Spaghettiday09)
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One day we'll have eDay and eMonth - with the e standing for Earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvy89r/one_day_well_have_eday_and_emonth_with_the_e/ (urbandk84)
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'OP' can be thought of as a pronoun

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvy70a/op_can_be_thought_of_as_a_pronoun/ (AxialGem)
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Don't trust people that use miracle whip.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvy5zk/dont_trust_people_that_use_miracle_whip/ (Dustybear510)
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The statement “I can‘t believe how big you are” can really hurt or really boost someone’s confidence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvy4xs/the_statement_i_cant_believe_how_big_you_are_can/ (justcompetitive)
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For college we have to buy updated textbooks every year, but the project assignments are from 5-10 years ago.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvy4w1/for_college_we_have_to_buy_updated_textbooks/ (CheapAsRamenNoodles)
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As far as onomatopoeias go, the Beeper could have just as easily been named the Booper.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvy4v8/as_far_as_onomatopoeias_go_the_beeper_could_have/ (TheCatanist)
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Graveyards are for the living.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvy3zc/graveyards_are_for_the_living/ (riphitter)
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Clark is a phenomenal barber.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvy1y7/clark_is_a_phenomenal_barber/ (dkgreenwood05)
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Swearing in video games was almost as amazing as the creation of video games.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvy1fd/swearing_in_video_games_was_almost_as_amazing_as/ ([deleted])
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Dan bongino is actually a badass

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvy0p2/dan_bongino_is_actually_a_badass/ (suprem3_d4d)
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If we were balloons, encouragement from friends and family and the self-confidence are the gases in the balloon that makes us fly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvy0da/if_we_were_balloons_encouragement_from_friends/ (PhD3DP)
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Strangely, a pair of scissors and two scissors aren't the same things

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvy04n/strangely_a_pair_of_scissors_and_two_scissors/ (ihavethebestmarriage)
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Nobody ever really returns a vehicle with a full tank of fuel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvxz90/nobody_ever_really_returns_a_vehicle_with_a_full/ (Zbrggs)
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At first glance when using the internet, there’s no indication on whether a person is alive or dead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvxy2t/at_first_glance_when_using_the_internet_theres_no/ (sirmattimous)
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Instead of humans using computers to better understand a subject, computers will eventually ask humans questions to better understand a subject

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvxxqf/instead_of_humans_using_computers_to_better/ (pikindaguy)
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When a famous person marries another famous person it almost never works out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvxxq1/when_a_famous_person_marries_another_famous/ (MemeZacc)
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Phones were getting smaller and smaller until someone started making porn available on them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvxw44/phones_were_getting_smaller_and_smaller_until/ (ProximaCentauris)
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Some celebrities might have a collection of fully functional phones becouse they upgrade to new one as soon as it got released.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvxusa/some_celebrities_might_have_a_collection_of_fully/ (Matijas129)
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The more intricately cut a potato is, the better it tastes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvxrcy/the_more_intricately_cut_a_potato_is_the_better/ (PorchFullOfMonkeys)
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People who illegally park in handicap spots still seem to have a disability

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvxqj6/people_who_illegally_park_in_handicap_spots_still/ (rnielsen777)
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Efforts can both Peter out and Pan out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvxokb/efforts_can_both_peter_out_and_pan_out/ (Graf25p)
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If you break your iPhone case you become your iPhone case.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvxo4u/if_you_break_your_iphone_case_you_become_your/ (kenin614)
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Asexuality is the only sexuality that every human has experienced

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvxo26/asexuality_is_the_only_sexuality_that_every_human/ (PeterFromHomeDepot)
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Some people spend years prepping for the end of the world only to die before it happens.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvxm0b/some_people_spend_years_prepping_for_the_end_of/ ([deleted])
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It’s ok to put ketchup, mustard and mayo on a hamburger but not relish. It’s ok to put ketchup, mustard and relish on a hotdog but not mayo. It’s ok to put mustard and mayo on a sandwich but not ketchup or relish. In the end they are all just meat and bread.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvxl8u/its_ok_to_put_ketchup_mustard_and_mayo_on_a/ (HairyPawterrr)
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There must have been a turning point where it became weirder to know who made all your stuff than not to know who made all your stuff.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvxkks/there_must_have_been_a_turning_point_where_it/ ([deleted])
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Almost all of our world leaders grew up with a lot of Lead in their gas/petrol and paint.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvxk9c/almost_all_of_our_world_leaders_grew_up_with_a/ (rabidelectron)
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Someone probably nutted the next Einstein away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvxk97/someone_probably_nutted_the_next_einstein_away/ (laffa-yett)
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Blinks get removed from memories

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvxjo3/blinks_get_removed_from_memories/ (UnknownNote)
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There may be animals more intelligent than humans who just don't bother to show their capabilities.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvxjkf/there_may_be_animals_more_intelligent_than_humans/ (panchxbartx12)
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There is a maximum sharpness of a knife

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvxjfm/there_is_a_maximum_sharpness_of_a_knife/ (ManyNights)
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That feeling when you actually have a valid excuse for not doing your homework

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvxjaw/that_feeling_when_you_actually_have_a_valid/ (DarthKitten2228)
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English being used as a worldwide language is actually pretty good because is much easier when compared to languages like Mandarin and Sanskrit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvxi2h/english_being_used_as_a_worldwide_language_is/ (Grandawg24)
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Sleeping in is one of the rare activities that feels great to do, and also feels great not to do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvxhrp/sleeping_in_is_one_of_the_rare_activities_that/ (sarsfox)
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We are already being suppressed by an AI, as a bot is determining whether a thought is original or not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvxfeh/we_are_already_being_suppressed_by_an_ai_as_a_bot/ (Grandawg24)
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If school winds up taking place on the internet, bullying at school will no longer be an issue.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvxfd8/if_school_winds_up_taking_place_on_the_internet/ (AurulentAvenger)
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Good parents will inspire you to be like them, bad parents will inspire you not to be like them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvxena/good_parents_will_inspire_you_to_be_like_them_bad/ (Hussain_Lali)
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In a couple centuries, we stopped adapting to the nature and instead forced nature to adapt to us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvxejr/in_a_couple_centuries_we_stopped_adapting_to_the/ ([deleted])
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John Wick is filmed in the Matrix

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvxeb3/john_wick_is_filmed_in_the_matrix/ (AMIRH82)
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The average adult probably knows 1 trillion+ things. Numbers!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvxdng/the_average_adult_probably_knows_1_trillion/ (Asadbmirza)
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There are so many brilliant, unknown people who would have changed the world but lacked the opportunities, support, and resources—to the point that random chance and luck has been the number one factor in determining the way humanity has progressed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvxc6v/there_are_so_many_brilliant_unknown_people_who/ (film_composer)
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The difference between 99 and 100 on a microwave is 39 seconds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvxbu6/the_difference_between_99_and_100_on_a_microwave/ ([deleted])
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Performing a hard reset on a person usually results in the blue screen of death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvxbhy/performing_a_hard_reset_on_a_person_usually/ (securityseminars)
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If a pornstar gets ED, they’ll go broke. So in a way, their johnson working is a matter of life and death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvxb09/if_a_pornstar_gets_ed_theyll_go_broke_so_in_a_way/ ([deleted])
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Society in general is really loud.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvxalx/society_in_general_is_really_loud/ ([deleted])
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You only need to wash your right hand if your right hand is all you used to wipe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvxa37/you_only_need_to_wash_your_right_hand_if_your/ (jrod-515)
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People that like to travel and eat good food are the vanilla flavor of humanity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvx9mc/people_that_like_to_travel_and_eat_good_food_are/ ([deleted])
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When put food on your plate you become a dish unwasher

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvx7s3/when_put_food_on_your_plate_you_become_a_dish/ (zoomanatl)
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technically, bl*ck lives actually do matter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvx73w/technically_blck_lives_actually_do_matter/ ([deleted])
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Many people can type without looking at the keyboard but prob can’t fill out a blank diagram of a keyboard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvx5n7/many_people_can_type_without_looking_at_the/ (artificiallyselected)
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Vegans probably don't remove the egg tray in the fridge, because that bowl is more gentle on small, round fruits

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvx5ms/vegans_probably_dont_remove_the_egg_tray_in_the/ (feeur)
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Every nursery rhyme sounds scary in horror movies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvx4rn/every_nursery_rhyme_sounds_scary_in_horror_movies/ ([deleted])
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Evolutionarily speaking, most father-son conversations can be distilled to "how's the penis going?"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvx3la/evolutionarily_speaking_most_fatherson/ (CrucifixAbortion)
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Humans are the first domesticated animals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvx3gb/humans_are_the_first_domesticated_animals/ (smurkederp25)
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Kanye West is a prime example of "money doesn't buy happiness"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvx2xn/kanye_west_is_a_prime_example_of_money_doesnt_buy/ (hungryturtle17)
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Walter White from the show "Breaking Bad" never tried meth yet he was the one most addicted to it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvx1m6/walter_white_from_the_show_breaking_bad_never/ (YouTubeLawyer1)
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Rainbows are nature’s lens flare.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvx11w/rainbows_are_natures_lens_flare/ (mlaislais)
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All elementary, middle, and high school social problems and anxiety could have easily been solved by self-deprecating humor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvwz4j/all_elementary_middle_and_high_school_social/ (CheesusJesus42)
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Batman probably already knew exactly how the joker got his scars and what tool was used. He’s a very good detective and that’s just forensics.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvwxsq/batman_probably_already_knew_exactly_how_the/ (Diocletians-Scepter)
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The fact that "cut and "put" don't rhyme together is very uncomfortable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvwxbr/the_fact_that_cut_and_put_dont_rhyme_together_is/ (Grandawg24)
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Your bottom is only your bottom if you don’t have any legs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvww0e/your_bottom_is_only_your_bottom_if_you_dont_have/ (Exarctus)
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A grilled cheese sandwich isn't typically grilled on a grill

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvwvi9/a_grilled_cheese_sandwich_isnt_typically_grilled/ (SmellyPotato809)
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Hitler is an indication that time-travel will never exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvwv5q/hitler_is_an_indication_that_timetravel_will/ (Linx79)
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When two hearing impaired people have a hearing child, they must have to get outside help to teach their kid how to talk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvwuht/when_two_hearing_impaired_people_have_a_hearing/ (john-singer-sargent)
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Even though everyone knows the free IQ tests online are fake,people still gets happy when they display their IQ as higher than average.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvwudb/even_though_everyone_knows_the_free_iq_tests/ (cosmicapacepoopoo)
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If the whole world was anime, we'd have groups of people spouting the benefits of 3d girls over 2d.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvwu8f/if_the_whole_world_was_anime_wed_have_groups_of/ (Mcreeper51)
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Oskar Schindler in Schindler's List is the ultimate "Had us in the first half NGL" character.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvwqei/oskar_schindler_in_schindlers_list_is_the/ ([deleted])
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If you wander, you're a wanderer; if you wander as an outcast of society, you're a bohemian; if you wander and own a guitar, you're a troubador.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvwq94/if_you_wander_youre_a_wanderer_if_you_wander_as/ (Equilibrist)
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When you kill someone, you are possibly ridding the world from someone who could have improved or destroyed it through their descendants.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvwplm/when_you_kill_someone_you_are_possibly_ridding/ (ShaneNotShawn)
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Lightning does and doesn't have a shape.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvwnlw/lightning_does_and_doesnt_have_a_shape/ ([deleted])
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Maybe someone already discovered the secret to immortality or to increase significantly our lifetime but never published because he or she knew that would create caos with the big increase in the population.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvwndm/maybe_someone_already_discovered_the_secret_to/ (Mylovesky6)
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It's okay to ask your programmer friend for help with computer problems but it's not okay to ask your friend in porn for help with a hand job

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvwmz4/its_okay_to_ask_your_programmer_friend_for_help/ (tacoslikeme)
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If your parents had sex five minutes later, they would have had a child other than you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvwmx4/if_your_parents_had_sex_five_minutes_later_they/ (TheRealMoofoo)
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Headphones help you hear better and worse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvwlvi/headphones_help_you_hear_better_and_worse/ (Kalajasavakuy)
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A sphere has no front

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvwlh6/a_sphere_has_no_front/ (Meatbeatmania6969)
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Butterflies and moths are nearly exactly the same but people have very different opinions of them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvwlf4/butterflies_and_moths_are_nearly_exactly_the_same/ (seanmashitoshi)
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Everybody knows what a steam roller is but hardly anyone has actually seen one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvwler/everybody_knows_what_a_steam_roller_is_but_hardly/ (DFroody)
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Younger kids need naps, but don’t want to take them. Older people don’t need naps, but decide to take them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvwjw2/younger_kids_need_naps_but_dont_want_to_take_them/ (trojanAMERICAN)
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Assuming electrons around an atom had a fixed position, everything would phase through each other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvwh20/assuming_electrons_around_an_atom_had_a_fixed/ (MaldingMadman)
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Hide the pain Harold is the perfect example that you can be famous and succesful if you show your pure self to the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvwfao/hide_the_pain_harold_is_the_perfect_example_that/ (bundesrepu)
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Pizza huts mascot is a roof

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvwbi4/pizza_huts_mascot_is_a_roof/ (rdixon0310)
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Most houses are tree houses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvw9q4/most_houses_are_tree_houses/ (urbana1)
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Former World Of Warcraft players talk like recovered drug addicts. "I was a Troll Hunter, but not anymore."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvw8va/former_world_of_warcraft_players_talk_like/ ([deleted])
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We actually see the world in 2D. Our brain just makes it appear 3D

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvw8md/we_actually_see_the_world_in_2d_our_brain_just/ (Zetafunction64)
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Even though 60 can be divided by 3, you have probably never heard someone refer to 20 minutes as "A third of an hour".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvw7sr/even_though_60_can_be_divided_by_3_you_have/ (TheDoge55545)
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If an actor/actress who plays a bad guy is doing a good job making you hate him/her, Arnold Schwarzennger is doing a bad job in The Terminator.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvw6n2/if_an_actoractress_who_plays_a_bad_guy_is_doing_a/ (MrOscarHK)
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That wholesome moment when you find a new song that you love and it’s the background music for your day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvw55q/that_wholesome_moment_when_you_find_a_new_song/ (tie_ya_shoes)
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Eating a burger upside-down is the proper way as it allows the thicker bun to the absorb the juices therefore making it less messy to eat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvw473/eating_a_burger_upsidedown_is_the_proper_way_as/ (leevini)
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So, when a Highlander is killed but not beheaded (so they come back to life) then do they vacate their bowels during that period.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvw40q/so_when_a_highlander_is_killed_but_not_beheaded/ (phrresehelp)
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Because there is a correlation between intelligence and laziness, society isn't moving at it's full potential.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvw3s7/because_there_is_a_correlation_between/ (MaldingMadman)
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When you have to pee, your ability to hold it is inversely proportional to the proximity of a place to pee.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvw3av/when_you_have_to_pee_your_ability_to_hold_it_is/ (filangebert)
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The water you Just had while having dinner is the same water T-Rex Had million years ago.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvw30c/the_water_you_just_had_while_having_dinner_is_the/ (immoleight__me)
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Your feet are about as big as your forearms

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvw1hw/your_feet_are_about_as_big_as_your_forearms/ (G0D-Usopp)
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Sometimes, we only put clothes on to try to get people to take them off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvw0hh/sometimes_we_only_put_clothes_on_to_try_to_get/ (ExtendedDeadline)
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We often hear about (usually) women having a Daddy issue but we never talk about what it says about people playing the Daddy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvvzr0/we_often_hear_about_usually_women_having_a_daddy/ (bibiyade12)
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Ignorance may be bliss, but arrogance is a curse; maybe not to you, but definitely to everyone around you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvvzae/ignorance_may_be_bliss_but_arrogance_is_a_curse/ (Woooferine)
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In Middle School the most complicated relationship you have is with your genitals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvvwja/in_middle_school_the_most_complicated/ (justyourlocalme)
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Your bed is a wireless charging station and when our battery is low, we need to recharge.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvvvkb/your_bed_is_a_wireless_charging_station_and_when/ (CallMeMikeil)
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All garbage trucks smell the same. No matter the variety of trash.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvvttk/all_garbage_trucks_smell_the_same_no_matter_the/ (TKeeg)
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Unlike in real life, what you are saying gets louder once you get closer to the microphone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvvtqh/unlike_in_real_life_what_you_are_saying_gets/ ([deleted])
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Since geniuses are more likely to watch porn, are pornstars just highly paid teachers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvvto1/since_geniuses_are_more_likely_to_watch_porn_are/ (DDarke1)
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"Thinking out side the box" is both figurative and literal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvvshb/thinking_out_side_the_box_is_both_figurative_and/ (zuwiboiii)
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You can make a movie that is 100% accurate about the past but you can never make a 100% accurate movie of the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvvrwv/you_can_make_a_movie_that_is_100_accurate_about/ (LizzymemoOchoa)
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Dogs have it all figured out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvvr8a/dogs_have_it_all_figured_out/ (NeedAHandlebar)
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Superman probably wore his underwear outside of his pants because he wanted to show his bravery.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvvqz0/superman_probably_wore_his_underwear_outside_of/ ([deleted])
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The NRA could not have come up with a better campaign to further the 4th amendment than what’s going on in Portland.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvvppx/the_nra_could_not_have_come_up_with_a_better/ ([deleted])
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The last person ever born will forever hold the record of world’s youngest person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvvnz7/the_last_person_ever_born_will_forever_hold_the/ (OhMyTummyHurts)
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Maybe the mullet started because a bunch of independent dudes cutting their own hair couldn’t cut the back.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvvnfq/maybe_the_mullet_started_because_a_bunch_of/ (Becauseisaidsotoo)
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Rebirth may be a thing but no one'll ever know because obviously you don't remember anything from you last birth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvvmtd/rebirth_may_be_a_thing_but_no_onell_ever_know/ (meandnotsomeonelse)
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Cavemen, being constantly surrounded by bugs, dirt, and other skin irritants, must have been constantly itchy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvvmey/cavemen_being_constantly_surrounded_by_bugs_dirt/ (CaramelTurtles)
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A lot of animals with color limitations have no idea how beautiful they are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvvl6n/a_lot_of_animals_with_color_limitations_have_no/ (Isntitabouttime69)
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Joe exotic is steve Irwin’s wario

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvvk27/joe_exotic_is_steve_irwins_wario/ (TheBetterTheHulk777)
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If we determined our age by counting down instead of up (based partly on age but also health), people would probably live much healthier

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvvjtz/if_we_determined_our_age_by_counting_down_instead/ (im-obsolete)
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Because we can't perceive other people's consciousness, all of us are the only person alive in our respective worlds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvvhyb/because_we_cant_perceive_other_peoples/ (meandnotsomeonelse)
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Spiderman wouldn't get around too easily in a rural area

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvvh3p/spiderman_wouldnt_get_around_too_easily_in_a/ (straightouttaireland)
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I bet the guys in the back line of a line infantry charge got really nervous when the sound of battle got louder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvvgg2/i_bet_the_guys_in_the_back_line_of_a_line/ (I-hope-youre-happy)
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Some actors that play villains are so good at their roles that there are people who hate them in real life because of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvve19/some_actors_that_play_villains_are_so_good_at/ ([deleted])
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The trope of the old wise man comes from the fact that all the stupid men died

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvvddq/the_trope_of_the_old_wise_man_comes_from_the_fact/ (bugtanks33d)
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When you squeeze most fruits, you get fruit juice. When you squeeze a banana, you just get mush. This implies bananas are an impostor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvvasy/when_you_squeeze_most_fruits_you_get_fruit_juice/ (-DCPT-)
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It's someones job to animate boobs for children's movies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvv8xx/its_someones_job_to_animate_boobs_for_childrens/ ([deleted])
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Having the ability to read minds would probably be a lot like browsing here. Fun at the start, you get to know a lot of cool people, and then you'll quickly lose all semblance of sanity and hope as the monstrous side of humanity is laid bare before your eyes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvv8iw/having_the_ability_to_read_minds_would_probably/ (meandnotsomeonelse)
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Most of our roads are in dark mode.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvv838/most_of_our_roads_are_in_dark_mode/ (thelionmermaid)
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Most children's first drawings are of the trees which were used to create what they are drawing on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvv7ex/most_childrens_first_drawings_are_of_the_trees/ (SpiceBoi20)
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Life being unfair to everyone, in itself is fair

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvv4gi/life_being_unfair_to_everyone_in_itself_is_fair/ ([deleted])
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The afterlife could be like the movie Groundhog Day but since eternity is so long our entire lifetime would only be a day in comparison.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvv40b/the_afterlife_could_be_like_the_movie_groundhog/ (randomretroguy)
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If the brain is the control pilot then the body is a flesh robot mech.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvv3fo/if_the_brain_is_the_control_pilot_then_the_body/ (zuwiboiii)
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Lemonade is to drinks what sweet ‘n sour is to sauces.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvv2ua/lemonade_is_to_drinks_what_sweet_n_sour_is_to/ (RyanIllusion)
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In order for things to be exact opposites, they must at least have something similar.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvv2ok/in_order_for_things_to_be_exact_opposites_they/ (JMSychiuco)
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Hollywood's depiction of a silenced (suppressed) gun must have caused at least a few killers to get caught.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvv1lw/hollywoods_depiction_of_a_silenced_suppressed_gun/ (meandnotsomeonelse)
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Loving who you are is letting go of who you are not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvv13l/loving_who_you_are_is_letting_go_of_who_you_are/ (clairsentientbeing)
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Rappers stay lying on teachers.That lady did not tell you that you wasn’t gonna be shit, she told you to read out loud and you got mad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvv02t/rappers_stay_lying_on_teachersthat_lady_did_not/ ([deleted])
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There could be someone or many people who have saved the world but we just can’t know that

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvuzfg/there_could_be_someone_or_many_people_who_have/ (kribbykream)
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Many wonderful ideas were never brought to fruition because they were had by utter morons...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvuyot/many_wonderful_ideas_were_never_brought_to/ (discardable42)
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If you can identify a UFO (unidentified flying object) as a UFO, it is technically not a UFO

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvuyea/if_you_can_identify_a_ufo_unidentified_flying/ (I-play-soccer01)
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You never really get a sense for how hot the human body is until you're holding a specimen cup of your own urine

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvuvo9/you_never_really_get_a_sense_for_how_hot_the/ (thenewyorkgod)
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As a kid, we all think that adults never cry, since they keep telling us how humiliating it is to do so.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvuu4v/as_a_kid_we_all_think_that_adults_never_cry_since/ (YourAverageNoob69)
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TV shows set in NYC unrealistically show how easily the characters can find car parking

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvutop/tv_shows_set_in_nyc_unrealistically_show_how/ (alexwitwicky)
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When you’re in a car, bikes are annoying, when you’re on a bike, cars are annoying

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvutlf/when_youre_in_a_car_bikes_are_annoying_when_youre/ (yeetymcskeety420)
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Fire is colder than the sun.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvutis/fire_is_colder_than_the_sun/ (zuwiboiii)
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If you trip over a cat in the dark, the cat would assume you did it on purpose as they can see in the dark.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvurlb/if_you_trip_over_a_cat_in_the_dark_the_cat_would/ (Zodiak213)
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No matter how hard you try, the voice in your head will not get louder, even if you scream.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvulbz/no_matter_how_hard_you_try_the_voice_in_your_head/ ([deleted])
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Our perception of world events is probably skewed by how photogenic fire looks at night.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvula4/our_perception_of_world_events_is_probably_skewed/ ([deleted])
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There is a perfect AC temperature of which it feels cold enough, but also warm enough that it feels like you're under your blanket without actually using one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvul4l/there_is_a_perfect_ac_temperature_of_which_it/ (Ninjapriest1111)
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We don't need a "dollar menu" to survive we need a living wage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvuke2/we_dont_need_a_dollar_menu_to_survive_we_need_a/ (Down_To_My_Last_Fuck)
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Action movies have falsely taught us that many objects are bulletproof that actually aren't

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvujej/action_movies_have_falsely_taught_us_that_many/ (Moonman292)
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Clocks go “tick tock“ or “tock tick” depending on when you started listening.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvuhsz/clocks_go_tick_tock_or_tock_tick_depending_on/ (Spacedynasaur)
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We live in a society that has normalised social media so much that it is an achievement to not have it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvuh38/we_live_in_a_society_that_has_normalised_social/ (shakeil123)
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If you did something nice for an animal, it would probably remember it and talk about how awesome you are to its animal friends.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvugzl/if_you_did_something_nice_for_an_animal_it_would/ (JohnO500)
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People look more attractive in mirrors, except you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvufzm/people_look_more_attractive_in_mirrors_except_you/ (joske_the_great)
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Electrical tape is literally just bandages for electronic devices

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvufdb/electrical_tape_is_literally_just_bandages_for/ (Grirtz)
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Grass is the only plant we don't feel bad stepping and doing things on it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvuf9p/grass_is_the_only_plant_we_dont_feel_bad_stepping/ (Dellart)
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You know shit is real when mainstream news on Florida isn't about Florida man.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvuebm/you_know_shit_is_real_when_mainstream_news_on/ (Pipupipupi)
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If you truly listen to the lyrics of popular love songs, they sound more like stalker anthems.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvudim/if_you_truly_listen_to_the_lyrics_of_popular_love/ (TempleOfBone)
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Scarecrows work on people too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvudh9/scarecrows_work_on_people_too/ ([deleted])
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A lot of people try to force a happy ending on a story that was never meant to be.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvuckp/a_lot_of_people_try_to_force_a_happy_ending_on_a/ (Gary_October)
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Adding a 2nd question mark will make a sentence sound like it's being yelled.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvucdc/adding_a_2nd_question_mark_will_make_a_sentence/ ([deleted])
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Models are such posers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvubv9/models_are_such_posers/ (doodoocacapp)
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It’s not always entertaining to try launch fireworks from your ass, but it is always entertaining when your drunken buddy tries it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvub7j/its_not_always_entertaining_to_try_launch/ (Berthole)
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The main lesson from History is that we never learn from it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvuahy/the_main_lesson_from_history_is_that_we_never/ (DarthLebanus_1)
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Walking your hot tea over to the couch is the most meditative part of drinking tea

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvuagc/walking_your_hot_tea_over_to_the_couch_is_the/ ([deleted])
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Human beings are not always eager to do 15 minutes of adequate research to double-check something that they heard on the internet but are more likely to spend 15 minutes to take a quiz of what astrological sign or spirit animal they are associated with

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvu9kf/human_beings_are_not_always_eager_to_do_15/ (sammyjamez)
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When being executed by guillotine, you'd probably feel your face hit the ground after you're beheaded

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvu8w4/when_being_executed_by_guillotine_youd_probably/ (chairmanlmao114)
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Everything you see or read on the internet is true.....to somebody.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvu8fu/everything_you_see_or_read_on_the_internet_is/ (NotoriousRMB)
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Someday the U.S. will need to add a digit to phone numbers, because they'll run out of inactive unique 9-digit combinations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvu80f/someday_the_us_will_need_to_add_a_digit_to_phone/ ([deleted])
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Humans need to eat, drink, and sleep to survive. It's surprising how many other things we have found to worrry about.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvu2w1/humans_need_to_eat_drink_and_sleep_to_survive_its/ ([deleted])
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Peopl‌‌e m‌‌a‌‌y n‌‌o‌‌t l‌‌ik‌‌e F‌‌aceboo‌‌k b‌‌u‌‌t a‌‌moun‌‌t o‌‌‌‌f r‌‌elationship‌‌s i‌‌‌‌t s‌‌ave‌‌d t‌‌hank‌‌s t‌‌‌‌o t‌‌h‌‌e b‌‌irthda‌‌y n‌‌otification‌‌s s‌‌yste‌‌m i‌‌‌‌s c‌‌ountless.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvu2cm/people_may_not_like_facebook_but_amount_of/ (vpetrychuk)
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We will always exist in a fluid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvu1th/we_will_always_exist_in_a_fluid/ (zuwiboiii)
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Later Adam Sandler movies (I.e. grown ups) would’ve been top tier comedies if Chris Farley was still alive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvtzcc/later_adam_sandler_movies_ie_grown_ups_wouldve/ (Hundred_P)
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People m‌‌ay n‌‌ot l‌‌ike F‌‌acebook b‌‌ut a‌‌mount o‌‌f r‌‌elationships i‌‌t s‌‌aved t‌‌hanks t‌‌o t‌‌he b‌‌irthday n‌‌otifications s‌‌ystem i‌‌s c‌‌ountless.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvty32/people_may_not_like_facebook_but_amount_of/ ([deleted])
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Because fish live in water, any moment your fish could be crying and you wouldn’t know

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvtxqx/because_fish_live_in_water_any_moment_your_fish/ ([deleted])
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The word “car” is “canoe” chopped in half

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvtxn2/the_word_car_is_canoe_chopped_in_half/ (zbajis)
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When you switch from coffee to tea you know it’s working by the speed you bring the mug to your mouth, a lot slower and more relaxed with the tea

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvtx0t/when_you_switch_from_coffee_to_tea_you_know_its/ ([deleted])
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Idiocracy writers Mike Judge and Etan Cohen may one day be considered prophets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvtvof/idiocracy_writers_mike_judge_and_etan_cohen_may/ (ggnrtv)
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Knowledge is a gift we give, but do not lose possession over.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvtuz2/knowledge_is_a_gift_we_give_but_do_not_lose/ (The-Great-Cornhollio)
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The Sun is opaque.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvtud0/the_sun_is_opaque/ (lancerfour)
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Thinking about 2 legends from different music genres who can hold their weight in pills. Who could do the most hard drugs and still be standing? Ozzy Osbourne or Lil Wayne

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvtti9/thinking_about_2_legends_from_different_music/ (1337___)
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Nothing really defies physics

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvttb1/nothing_really_defies_physics/ (jayswood)
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Knowledge is gift that can give, and still use yourself whenever you want.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvts9g/knowledge_is_gift_that_can_give_and_still_use/ ([deleted])
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Every 24 hours, we turn and travel 40,075 km just to directly face the sun again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvtqim/every_24_hours_we_turn_and_travel_40075_km_just/ ([deleted])
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Lightsabers in Star Wars must run out of juice too. They must have a charging station or a USB port of some sort.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvtocm/lightsabers_in_star_wars_must_run_out_of_juice/ (trtzbass)
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If you eat ass, you forego the right to complain there's a hair in your food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvtmad/if_you_eat_ass_you_forego_the_right_to_complain/ (Stroke_n_Smoke)
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It's not easy to hide a boner because it is hard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvtl7f/its_not_easy_to_hide_a_boner_because_it_is_hard/ (AppropriateBaseball7)
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Humans are the only species who need to purchase their own shelter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvtl2d/humans_are_the_only_species_who_need_to_purchase/ (skeptical_simulation)
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It's difficult to hide a boner because its hard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvtk11/its_difficult_to_hide_a_boner_because_its_hard/ ([deleted])
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The more attracted you are to someone the more likely it is that you will be introduced to their bodily functions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvtjwb/the_more_attracted_you_are_to_someone_the_more/ (haveyouseenmywetsuit)
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It is not possible to be exposed to the constant noise of Media without getting manipulated by it in one or the other way

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvtje7/it_is_not_possible_to_be_exposed_to_the_constant/ (ReversedLife)
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As the sun continues to rise in different parts of the world, there's a never ending wave of boners rising and falling

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvtj50/as_the_sun_continues_to_rise_in_different_parts/ (ItsNotStryke)
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You probably wouldn't let your children near someone like Mr. Bean

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvtizi/you_probably_wouldnt_let_your_children_near/ (xxXMrDarknessXxx)
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At some point, there will be biopics about social media influencers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvthpw/at_some_point_there_will_be_biopics_about_social/ (Idru4)
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Game developers are actually human developers by making games to develop human skills applicable in-game and in real life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvtfwx/game_developers_are_actually_human_developers_by/ (undergrade21)
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Face cream reviewers are always a fresh face in their industry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvtfp7/face_cream_reviewers_are_always_a_fresh_face_in/ (Abe_Simpsons)
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The word "crisp" travels from the back of your mouth to the front with each letter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvteop/the_word_crisp_travels_from_the_back_of_your/ (TheProstidude)
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Confetti is actually jumbo glitter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvtek3/confetti_is_actually_jumbo_glitter/ (MountainThorn42)
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The gameplay parts in videogames are usually sequence shots longer than any movie...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvtbhl/the_gameplay_parts_in_videogames_are_usually/ (drDjausdr)
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Every dump is a golden drop if you don't wipe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvtaht/every_dump_is_a_golden_drop_if_you_dont_wipe/ (fluitenkaas)
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You never feel your tongue being wet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvtae2/you_never_feel_your_tongue_being_wet/ (TheTrainDogFox)
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Machine learning and AI benefit from those who stream games online

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvtadr/machine_learning_and_ai_benefit_from_those_who/ (undergrade21)
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Taking a bite from a burger determines where the front of it is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvta2f/taking_a_bite_from_a_burger_determines_where_the/ (PovaghAllHumans)
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The difference between a clown and a monster is that a clown has no power.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvt9dp/the_difference_between_a_clown_and_a_monster_is/ (Adghnm)
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Humans are the only species that have to pay to survive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvt981/humans_are_the_only_species_that_have_to_pay_to/ (natabug4)
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When drinking with a straw you are actually drinking from the bottom of the glass not the top.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvt5x3/when_drinking_with_a_straw_you_are_actually/ (Goldendov75)
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Technically you can't get cornered if you're in a round room

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvt4et/technically_you_cant_get_cornered_if_youre_in_a/ (Redshift08)
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The dodgeball on the ceiling of a gym’s school has probably seen hundreds of kids grow up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvt3gv/the_dodgeball_on_the_ceiling_of_a_gyms_school_has/ (RustMan101987)
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Some animals might think glass is solid water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvt399/some_animals_might_think_glass_is_solid_water/ (AymcHD)
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The number 14233221 describes itself. It has one four, two threes, three twos, and two ones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvszp6/the_number_14233221_describes_itself_it_has_one/ ([deleted])
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if you make boneless chicken wings, you also make chickenless bone wings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvswib/if_you_make_boneless_chicken_wings_you_also_make/ (samguy909)
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Every night millions of people (in couples) lay their head on a murder weapon, yet wake up not having smothered their bedmate. Pillows don't kill people; people kill people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvsw9u/every_night_millions_of_people_in_couples_lay/ (patriotto)
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Not that long ago the most aggravating discussion you'd likely get into online was about how to pronounce GIF.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvsrmk/not_that_long_ago_the_most_aggravating_discussion/ (Xander_Cloud)
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Every dad is a motherfucker

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvsrda/every_dad_is_a_motherfucker/ ([deleted])
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The spelling of the word subtleties is filled with subtleties.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvsqzw/the_spelling_of_the_word_subtleties_is_filled/ (nickkrogers)
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If we count all the small bugs we kill we would have a K/D in the hundreds of thousands

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvsose/if_we_count_all_the_small_bugs_we_kill_we_would/ (Cynrui)
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The water you’re drinking is billions of years old.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvsl7p/the_water_youre_drinking_is_billions_of_years_old/ (AlphabetSoupIsTasty)
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Water seems more dangerous then wind, only because we are more likely to drown then to be sucked in by a tornado

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvsihu/water_seems_more_dangerous_then_wind_only_because/ (Kudoichi)
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Cold showers are a terrible way to chill out because they make you more energetic. Hot showers are a terrible way to get fired up because them make you more relaxed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvsh10/cold_showers_are_a_terrible_way_to_chill_out/ (Honey_Cheerios)
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Nothing brings a household together like a lost TV remote

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvsflp/nothing_brings_a_household_together_like_a_lost/ (himynameisnotdave)
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In the world of Science newer work is better, In the world of magic older work is better

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvsf5x/in_the_world_of_science_newer_work_is_better_in/ (LowestHangingFruitt)
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Hiding a boner is not easy because it’s hard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvsa0z/hiding_a_boner_is_not_easy_because_its_hard/ ([deleted])
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It took 20 years but we've finally come full circle from phones that were too thick to fit in your pocket, to phones that are too long to fit in your pocket.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvs863/it_took_20_years_but_weve_finally_come_full/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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We are living in the age where alphabetical keyboard layouts on apps and devices are considered asshole design.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvs78h/we_are_living_in_the_age_where_alphabetical/ (varungupta3009)
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From a point of your life, you will eventually grow from hating to wake up the next morning to wondering whether you'd wake up at all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvs6ze/from_a_point_of_your_life_you_will_eventually/ (wunderbraten)
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Randomly hearing your favorite song on the radio is more satisfying than seeking it out for yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvs6ks/randomly_hearing_your_favorite_song_on_the_radio/ ([deleted])
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Your own friends are more used to seeing your face than you are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvs6au/your_own_friends_are_more_used_to_seeing_your/ (TTV-Shafz)
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If you start a stopwatch at midnight you can use it the whole day as a clock

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvs5js/if_you_start_a_stopwatch_at_midnight_you_can_use/ (Ak171)
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In RPGs, you can tell if a game is Fantasy or Sci-Fi solely off of if they either have “Quests” or “Missions”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvs560/in_rpgs_you_can_tell_if_a_game_is_fantasy_or/ (EpicManiac)
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Black and white films are actually not inferior to normal coloured films because it only uses two colours but managed to get all the shades and tones of colours really well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvs4co/black_and_white_films_are_actually_not_inferior/ (AIM_GOAT)
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When you try to catch an agile fly, you realize how slow you truly are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvs3p2/when_you_try_to_catch_an_agile_fly_you_realize/ (Streak441)
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The opposite of Chad Champion is Lenny Loser

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvs31j/the_opposite_of_chad_champion_is_lenny_loser/ ([deleted])
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Your own friends are more used to seeing your face then you are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvs2xg/your_own_friends_are_more_used_to_seeing_your/ ([deleted])
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It's been almost 10 years since we've gotten a "real" Elder Scrolls game

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvrzhr/its_been_almost_10_years_since_weve_gotten_a_real/ (Proto_06)
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In a sense, we are all space travelers with a one way ticket.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvrzay/in_a_sense_we_are_all_space_travelers_with_a_one/ ([deleted])
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Civil wars are usually not very civil.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvryal/civil_wars_are_usually_not_very_civil/ (lookingForPatchie)
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Thickness usually refers to whichever dimension is thinnest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvrxqp/thickness_usually_refers_to_whichever_dimension/ (taejavu)
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Showering in the rain would give you the ultimate thought.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvrxjr/showering_in_the_rain_would_give_you_the_ultimate/ (zuwiboiii)
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Lucifer may rule over hell, but that doesn't make him evil. He actually punishes people who did terrible things, which is a good thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvrv18/lucifer_may_rule_over_hell_but_that_doesnt_make/ (slclgbt)
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If you cut the corner off a paper, it gains a corner

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvrsx4/if_you_cut_the_corner_off_a_paper_it_gains_a/ ([deleted])
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The closer we get to a truly tolerant and unprejudiced world, the harder it will be to play the board game "Guess Who?"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvrs8d/the_closer_we_get_to_a_truly_tolerant_and/ (Xander_Cloud)
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Water from houses pther than yours taste weird

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvrrv6/water_from_houses_pther_than_yours_taste_weird/ (StepAwayFromMyOreo)
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If free blood tests were offered whenever you donated blood, a lot more people would donate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvrrhk/if_free_blood_tests_were_offered_whenever_you/ ([deleted])
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There was a point when people were struggling with opening doors so much that they had to start having pull/push labels

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvrqdi/there_was_a_point_when_people_were_struggling/ (fishadoo)
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Eating food a day before the expiration date sounds better than eating it on the expiration date

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvrp8l/eating_food_a_day_before_the_expiration_date/ (AceNumer)
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5 is an honorary even number, especially when adjusting the volume

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvrls9/5_is_an_honorary_even_number_especially_when/ (ShinyDisc0Balls)
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The only difference between an anti-hero and an anti-villain is if you see it from their perspective

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvrle6/the_only_difference_between_an_antihero_and_an/ (jasoneill23)
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Your random thoughts seem so original until you attempt to share them here

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvrkja/your_random_thoughts_seem_so_original_until_you/ (_socialite)
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Pawns in chess, are the ones that determine up and down to the players

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvrkf5/pawns_in_chess_are_the_ones_that_determine_up_and/ ([deleted])
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Your real superpower in every game is the ability to reappear after being killed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvrjnt/your_real_superpower_in_every_game_is_the_ability/ (TheRedCap)
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You’d think everyone is great at trash talking considering we do it to ourselves on daily basis.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvrjeg/youd_think_everyone_is_great_at_trash_talking/ ([deleted])
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When considering a pizza as a cylinder of radius z and height a, the formula for volume of pizza is Pi.z.z.a

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvrhek/when_considering_a_pizza_as_a_cylinder_of_radius/ (Matty923)
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There's no instructions on a pack of gum ,by tradition we've learned not to swallow it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvrfro/theres_no_instructions_on_a_pack_of_gum_by/ (Seedpound)
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In sports, the smaller the ball gets the more fancy it's seen as.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvrfgb/in_sports_the_smaller_the_ball_gets_the_more/ (RicardoMilossGoa)
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A bridge is closed when it's open and open when it's closed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvrcgj/a_bridge_is_closed_when_its_open_and_open_when/ (resuuu)
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Chickens are the most accepted bird to eat, cows are the most accepted quadrapeds to eat but not many people eat bulls or roosters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvrae8/chickens_are_the_most_accepted_bird_to_eat_cows/ (Jfuentes6)
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If we define nostril as absence of nose, then everything that is not a nose is in fact a nostril.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvr75w/if_we_define_nostril_as_absence_of_nose_then/ (Fatface17)
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the word self-conscious can have two opposite meanings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvr757/the_word_selfconscious_can_have_two_opposite/ (femmedetobey)
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If the Piña Colada song was written in 2010, the couple would have exchanged nudes over craigslist instead of meeting at a bar.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvr74j/if_the_piña_colada_song_was_written_in_2010_the/ (scythaah)
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There’s a lot of kids out there that think that the Flintstones are cereal mascots.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvr5kk/theres_a_lot_of_kids_out_there_that_think_that/ (3xtreme_Awesomeness)
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The fbi guys history must be fuckin wild

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvr524/the_fbi_guys_history_must_be_fuckin_wild/ (the-most-jelly)
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Stores would probably sell more flatpack furniture if the rebranded it adult lego

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvr4gd/stores_would_probably_sell_more_flatpack/ (skidz667)
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Getting plastic surgery is the ultimate form of telling your identical twin they are ugly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvr1sp/getting_plastic_surgery_is_the_ultimate_form_of/ (iMozk)
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You might look ridiculous to some animals because they can see more colors than we do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvqze1/you_might_look_ridiculous_to_some_animals_because/ (TheCoconutGod)
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Alan turing was homosexual, then homophobic comments on the internet is the biggest hypocrisy ever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvqupt/alan_turing_was_homosexual_then_homophobic/ (zuwiboiii)
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The Leaning Tower of Pisa is famous for being italicized

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvquiw/the_leaning_tower_of_pisa_is_famous_for_being/ (cadagricomiguel)
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There are probably fake ufos that are believed to be real and real ufos that are believed to be fake

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvqtqo/there_are_probably_fake_ufos_that_are_believed_to/ (OutlawTheEighth)
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If we could shave fat like we could shave hair, we would definitely do it...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvqrle/if_we_could_shave_fat_like_we_could_shave_hair_we/ (cartoon_violence)
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You can be altruistic for selfish reasons

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvqmyb/you_can_be_altruistic_for_selfish_reasons/ (zuwiboiii)
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There is a solution for every problem

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvqmv7/there_is_a_solution_for_every_problem/ (Zulu983)
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"Do you have a problem?", can be both concerning and insulting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvqlpm/do_you_have_a_problem_can_be_both_concerning_and/ (cadagricomiguel)
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For a place filled with some if the greatest wonders of the world, the internet can sure make you a cynical asshole.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvql1b/for_a_place_filled_with_some_if_the_greatest/ (Dwigus)
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Ceiling fans are slightly lighter when in use.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvqj7l/ceiling_fans_are_slightly_lighter_when_in_use/ (MaldingMadman)
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Salt is never salted unless mixed with other salt

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvqi12/salt_is_never_salted_unless_mixed_with_other_salt/ (Soggy_Potato595)
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The more stressed a person is the higher the chance of them doing something that will make them even more stressed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvqff3/the_more_stressed_a_person_is_the_higher_the/ (inferno2085)
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Computers/robots can play chess better than some grandmasters but suck at imitating basic human behaviour. That just goes to show how complex 'simple' things like socializing and talking to people really are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvqbk7/computersrobots_can_play_chess_better_than_some/ (meandnotsomeonelse)
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There's a d in fridge, but no d in refrigerator.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvq8ol/theres_a_d_in_fridge_but_no_d_in_refrigerator/ (Minidab3st)
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As kids, people often measured success by how much control someone had over their own life. As adults, society measures success by how much control someone has over the lives of others.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvq5pb/as_kids_people_often_measured_success_by_how_much/ (metalaren)
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For dudes, excessive fat is sort of a girlfriend proof vest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvq4uu/for_dudes_excessive_fat_is_sort_of_a_girlfriend/ ([deleted])
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Your body chooses how much you need to sleep based on your choices and what it thinks you need, not too unlike an algorithm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvq4qm/your_body_chooses_how_much_you_need_to_sleep/ (hobbitmobbit)
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You realize you are getting older when you no longer understand why some particular kinds of things become so popular among people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvq4oa/you_realize_you_are_getting_older_when_you_no/ (vpetrychuk)
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When ice cream melts, it becomes water cream. When the water evaporates it will become gas cream. When the gas is heated at a very high temperature, it will become plasma cream

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvq1ru/when_ice_cream_melts_it_becomes_water_cream_when/ (Miggy1234_)
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People of the year 2100 will have a feeling of pity about us because in their eyes we used painful, barbaric and outdated medical treatment methods.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvq1jk/people_of_the_year_2100_will_have_a_feeling_of/ (bundesrepu)
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Having a health bar would make people healthy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvq1fx/having_a_health_bar_would_make_people_healthy/ (cadagricomiguel)
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Dating a person who is blind must truly test your personality.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvq09c/dating_a_person_who_is_blind_must_truly_test_your/ (MD564)
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A door isn't an exit; it simply marks a change in perspective.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvpz9u/a_door_isnt_an_exit_it_simply_marks_a_change_in/ (rishaboom)
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If humanity vanished tomorrow,

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvpyx9/if_humanity_vanished_tomorrow/ (Red-Hoodie-Boy)
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Maybe the people that believe they have powers actually do but can only be seen by people who believe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvpygg/maybe_the_people_that_believe_they_have_powers/ (theguythatsreallycoo)
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The Leaning Tower of Pisa is italicized

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvpyco/the_leaning_tower_of_pisa_is_italicized/ (cadagricomiguel)
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Needing have your own biological children is probably the biggest form of narcissism.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvpxzu/needing_have_your_own_biological_children_is/ (peggopanic)
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If you're an identical twin, your can usually be certain that your significant other is also attracted to your sibling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvpukg/if_youre_an_identical_twin_your_can_usually_be/ (JayNomad2018)
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No one can accomplish nothing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvptyf/no_one_can_accomplish_nothing/ (cadagricomiguel)
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Saying that you see the negative side of most things because you’re a realist and not a pessimist is actually a statement that makes you seem like even more of a pessimist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvpr3e/saying_that_you_see_the_negative_side_of_most/ (jalhar21)
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You know a song is good when it changes your mood the second you hear it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvpp0u/you_know_a_song_is_good_when_it_changes_your_mood/ (nardist69)
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If life gives u dilemmas, make dilemmonade

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvpmex/if_life_gives_u_dilemmas_make_dilemmonade/ (daniel5764)
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During the silent movies era, people could talk in the theater since there was no dialogue.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvplk6/during_the_silent_movies_era_people_could_talk_in/ (AntiBunkerGang)
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If invisibility exists then there are more people around you than you think.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvpl0t/if_invisibility_exists_then_there_are_more_people/ (zuwiboiii)
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what if human beings' only appetite was other humans...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvpiok/what_if_human_beings_only_appetite_was_other/ (justan0therguy_)
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The brain still chooses to make nightmares even if it knows nightmares are bad

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvpiiy/the_brain_still_chooses_to_make_nightmares_even/ (yellowsquaresponge)
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Everyone talks about how amazing it must be for babies, discovering something new every day. No one discusses how absolutely terrifying that must be

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvpiad/everyone_talks_about_how_amazing_it_must_be_for/ (beerbellybegone)
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There must be a whole bunch of men who converted to Judaism purely to cover their bald patch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvpia0/there_must_be_a_whole_bunch_of_men_who_converted/ (MooseMerkin)
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People who require medicine to live are effectively drug addicts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvphd7/people_who_require_medicine_to_live_are/ (nalk201)
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Some people have entire cupboards full of mugs, but only ever use the same ones over and over again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvpe5v/some_people_have_entire_cupboards_full_of_mugs/ (Epiphany7777)
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I'm surprised they've haven't sold a "back massager" attachment to electric toothbrushes yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvpdtt/im_surprised_theyve_havent_sold_a_back_massager/ (your_cards_are_yuck)
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We live in a massive ball pit made of molecules that is held together by gravity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvpd61/we_live_in_a_massive_ball_pit_made_of_molecules/ (DrJones--)
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The physical money we use to buy stuff were probably returned to you by change

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvpbfo/the_physical_money_we_use_to_buy_stuff_were/ ([deleted])
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Apostrophe and single quote are the same character... on computer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvp9p6/apostrophe_and_single_quote_are_the_same/ ([deleted])
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You don’t have a brain, you are the brain

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvp9gt/you_dont_have_a_brain_you_are_the_brain/ (ChronicallyPunctual)
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You can control the temperature of your breath

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvp9d4/you_can_control_the_temperature_of_your_breath/ (CTHULHU_CHAN_)
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All digital art is technically pixel art as well

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvp91k/all_digital_art_is_technically_pixel_art_as_well/ (HankAnderson2038)
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We’re so lucky that air is clear and colourless.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvp8jy/were_so_lucky_that_air_is_clear_and_colourless/ (rip-to-my-son-donnay)
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Dogs may be trying to sniff their own butts, not tails.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvp87l/dogs_may_be_trying_to_sniff_their_own_butts_not/ (DARTHBRIXLEGO)
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The old you is younger than you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvp7zh/the_old_you_is_younger_than_you/ (b4Q)
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Shows are usually better before the main couple get together.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvp7p1/shows_are_usually_better_before_the_main_couple/ (aliengames666)
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One thing that every human being has in common is that we will all die one day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvp7hi/one_thing_that_every_human_being_has_in_common_is/ (CorbenG)
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If you keep a coin in your pocket, you could scratch your balls using the pocket and then take the coin out afterwards to act like you were looking for the coin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvp76w/if_you_keep_a_coin_in_your_pocket_you_could/ (Ninjapriest1111)
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If humans could fly, There wouldn’t be any barrier walls.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvp5jq/if_humans_could_fly_there_wouldnt_be_any_barrier/ ([deleted])
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Tiramisu sounds more Japanese than Italian

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvp40v/tiramisu_sounds_more_japanese_than_italian/ (cadagricomiguel)
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Humans have had the ability to communicate for at least 50,000 years and some of us still can’t even talk to girls

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvp3oo/humans_have_had_the_ability_to_communicate_for_at/ (fierydumpster)
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If you go to school while having online class, it's actually absence while at school.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvp2t2/if_you_go_to_school_while_having_online_class_its/ (TomKark)
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Circles have one side only

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvoyyo/circles_have_one_side_only/ (Glittering_Brick)
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It’s incredible the difference between minimum brightness from a screen in the dark and slightly above minimum brightness

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvoy5h/its_incredible_the_difference_between_minimum/ (CommanderKooKoo6)
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Flat earthers can't be proven wrong by seeing the Earth from space because they're too stupid to be selected as astronauts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvoxbx/flat_earthers_cant_be_proven_wrong_by_seeing_the/ (a_milky_way_pirate)
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Not having the word palindrome be an actual palindrome seems like a really big missed opportunity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvox5k/not_having_the_word_palindrome_be_an_actual/ (Loocsiyaj)
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Populated rooms are filled with human shit, it's just encased in human bodies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvovuw/populated_rooms_are_filled_with_human_shit_its/ (dopegraf)
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The idea of an island where the elite have sex with underage girls used to be a crazy conspiracy theory

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvovru/the_idea_of_an_island_where_the_elite_have_sex/ (LtSplinter)
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your relaxing nature sounds is probably birds having an argument over who gets to mate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvouv3/your_relaxing_nature_sounds_is_probably_birds/ (_DragonBlade_)
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If you're powerful or scary enough, any jokes will be hilarious.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvou9d/if_youre_powerful_or_scary_enough_any_jokes_will/ (YummyTeaKudosai)
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The new "VHS vs Betamax" is "Facemasks vs Tinfoil hats"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvotl9/the_new_vhs_vs_betamax_is_facemasks_vs_tinfoil/ (text_fish)
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The word for mother has an 'm' sound in nearly every language on earth, probably based on the first word or sound an infant speaks or makes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvosed/the_word_for_mother_has_an_m_sound_in_nearly/ (whelmedntriggered)
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It’s weird how “read” rhymes with “lead” and “read” rhymes with “lead”, but “read” doesn’t rhyme with “lead” and “read” also doesn’t rhyme with “lead”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvoqsu/its_weird_how_read_rhymes_with_lead_and_read/ (Vermilion_Dream)
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In real life Pam & Roy would have gotten married & Jim would have found someone else

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvopus/in_real_life_pam_roy_would_have_gotten_married/ (Foo-Matic)
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Working hard for something you don't like is STRESS. Working hard for something you like is PASSION.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvol8d/working_hard_for_something_you_dont_like_is/ (InvisibleImpostor)
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Bots who protect people from Rick rolling get Rick rolled themselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvohh9/bots_who_protect_people_from_rick_rolling_get/ (Halker339)
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We all think we're the Jim of our offices when we're really just Michaels.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvoh65/we_all_think_were_the_jim_of_our_offices_when/ (tkcool73)
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Rickrolling has taught us to be wary of random links more than any cybersecurity course ever has

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvofje/rickrolling_has_taught_us_to_be_wary_of_random/ ([deleted])
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We often use "pitch-black" as a reference for color despite relatively few people ever seeing actual pitch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvofaq/we_often_use_pitchblack_as_a_reference_for_color/ (LunaticBlizzard)
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The average life expectancy in the Neolithic was between 20 and 33 years, so there's a good chance that agriculture was developed by a bunch of teenagers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvoe3i/the_average_life_expectancy_in_the_neolithic_was/ (Tanu120)
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Weird how someone will let you lick their ass but not their face.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvoc8n/weird_how_someone_will_let_you_lick_their_ass_but/ (missganjalot)
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If you ride a bike naked on the freeway long enough, you will most likely be on TV

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvoaz5/if_you_ride_a_bike_naked_on_the_freeway_long/ (14BaldSkeppys)
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Mr. Fantastic can make his junk stretch just right and reach ever nook and cranny to satisfy Invisible Woman in bed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvo96j/mr_fantastic_can_make_his_junk_stretch_just_right/ (TheTrueFlexKavana)
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Dairy air smells just like it sounds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvo8ya/dairy_air_smells_just_like_it_sounds/ (PicoDeBayou)
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A family can eat food together but not take shit together.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvo4pe/a_family_can_eat_food_together_but_not_take_shit/ (Character_Flat)
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Barbers worst nightmares involve the whole population of the world going bald

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvo3ar/barbers_worst_nightmares_involve_the_whole/ (Qhcr)
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someone spent years in university to write an entire article about some dumb shit a celebrity said

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvo29w/someone_spent_years_in_university_to_write_an/ (typepous)
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Your cat might be scratching your furniture as a way to passive aggressively tell you they disagree with your design choices in decor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvo28x/your_cat_might_be_scratching_your_furniture_as_a/ (blorentz38)
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Humans make BIG breakthroughs that bring us all together, then find a way to make the technology small enough to justify separating.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvo0a1/humans_make_big_breakthroughs_that_bring_us_all/ (Rustey_Shackleford)
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When you eat a taco, you tilt your head to the taco not the taco to your head.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvnvo7/when_you_eat_a_taco_you_tilt_your_head_to_the/ (MeanGull)
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Mosquitoes give us a good reason to like certain animals such as bats and spiders

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvntlw/mosquitoes_give_us_a_good_reason_to_like_certain/ (KikoTheWonderful)
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The “PearBooks” from iCarly were really just Apple MacBooks with a case on them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvnr65/the_pearbooks_from_icarly_were_really_just_apple/ ([deleted])
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Actually, plastic dinosaurs are real dinosaurs, just dead and really processed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvnovo/actually_plastic_dinosaurs_are_real_dinosaurs/ (anti-birb)
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Posting lewd/risky photos on social media with the caption ‘might delete later’ will only make people more likely to save it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvnnvl/posting_lewdrisky_photos_on_social_media_with_the/ (spacepasta)
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1 in every 70 people you meet is a PewDiePie subscriber.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvnm3t/1_in_every_70_people_you_meet_is_a_pewdiepie/ ([deleted])
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It’s rarely effective to correct someone who seems blatantly wrong because, if they followed your line of logic, they wouldn’t be that misinformed in the first place

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvnlzg/its_rarely_effective_to_correct_someone_who_seems/ ([deleted])
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A cleaner at NASA still works at NASA

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvnl8n/a_cleaner_at_nasa_still_works_at_nasa/ (MinoMonstaur)
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Notes are to sound as colours are to light.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvnjk2/notes_are_to_sound_as_colours_are_to_light/ (kutzchster)
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Being born in the new millennium sucks cause not only is every decade our age but the next century will be in our hundreds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvnimu/being_born_in_the_new_millennium_sucks_cause_not/ (quaintpokemon11)
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In the shows, whenever someone is suffocated with a bag they always die, but irl about half would survive due to tears and rips in the bag.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvngt5/in_the_shows_whenever_someone_is_suffocated_with/ (kryptos19)
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Humans are the only species that named themselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvnesv/humans_are_the_only_species_that_named_themselves/ (VGK9Logan)
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Big Ed is a neckbeard with no neck

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvne4l/big_ed_is_a_neckbeard_with_no_neck/ (dont_judge_mee)
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When you kill something with the capacity to reproduce, you are actually killing infinite potential things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvncgz/when_you_kill_something_with_the_capacity_to/ (Mutant_Llama1)
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Ironically enough, country music is defined by a few states

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvn4l9/ironically_enough_country_music_is_defined_by_a/ (YEETORBOT)
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Your last day of chemotherapy can be either a really good day or a really bad one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvmygs/your_last_day_of_chemotherapy_can_be_either_a/ (pixievampiress)
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Most of us probably wouldn't know the pain of digging the burial site of a close relative

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvmxr4/most_of_us_probably_wouldnt_know_the_pain_of/ (YummyTeaKudosai)
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Anti-maskers are gonna have a lot of explaining to do come Halloween.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvmwsx/antimaskers_are_gonna_have_a_lot_of_explaining_to/ (IAlreadyToldYouMatt)
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when you hear something you can tell which ear is closer to the noise but when you smell something you can’t tell which nostril is closer to the sent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvmw4m/when_you_hear_something_you_can_tell_which_ear_is/ (mbergin005)
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"Hearing holes" sounds way grosser than saying "Ears".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvmvaq/hearing_holes_sounds_way_grosser_than_saying_ears/ (TheMaskedGeode)
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Right is even and left is odd

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvmv3g/right_is_even_and_left_is_odd/ (SpaggettiYeti)
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Gordon Ramsay probably wouldn’t be as nice to child chefs once they turn 18

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvmuyd/gordon_ramsay_probably_wouldnt_be_as_nice_to/ ([deleted])
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Theoretically you can make billions of women pregnant with just one ejaculation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvmulc/theoretically_you_can_make_billions_of_women/ (Ayush-Khadka47)
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Blinks get erased from your memory.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvmt69/blinks_get_erased_from_your_memory/ (luftwaffe369)
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It's ok to charge money for water, but not for air - even though both are necessities

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvmsih/its_ok_to_charge_money_for_water_but_not_for_air/ (kabilkk17)
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Michael Jackson is the only man who gave himself the n-word pass.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvmrgi/michael_jackson_is_the_only_man_who_gave_himself/ (theplantmain)
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We are all closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvmrcb/we_are_all_closer_to_being_a_millionaire_than/ ([deleted])
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It’s normal to scratch an itch but it's rash to itch a scratch

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvmqd8/its_normal_to_scratch_an_itch_but_its_rash_to/ (declined45)
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Life would become pretty messy if it rained oil instead of water...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvmpw2/life_would_become_pretty_messy_if_it_rained_oil/ (ImNudeyRudey)
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Police chases are actually suspect chases.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvmnkg/police_chases_are_actually_suspect_chases/ (smutpeddlers_fck12)
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We’re like batteries. Every night we permanently lose a little maximum charge.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvmmoo/were_like_batteries_every_night_we_permanently/ (FeintLight123)
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People in a position of more authority, power, or privilege have an obligation to protect those who are in position of less authority, power, or privilege. Failure to do so is exploitation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvml8y/people_in_a_position_of_more_authority_power_or/ (TwistyTurret)
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If one day we have microcomputers in our heads and is a normal thing, gaming is going to evolve to whole new fucking level

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvmftd/if_one_day_we_have_microcomputers_in_our_heads/ (AgentPossum)
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If Supermans’ ship had landed in the ocean instead of Kansas, he would have been really strong Aquaman

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvmejy/if_supermans_ship_had_landed_in_the_ocean_instead/ (Lookalikemike)
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A large majority of the population will end their lives with a negative K/D

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvme3i/a_large_majority_of_the_population_will_end_their/ (julianruirio)
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Your smile is a billion somethings long.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvmdy3/your_smile_is_a_billion_somethings_long/ (CastleMaddox)
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Eventually, Phone making companies are gonna produce phones with so many cameras that it triggers some people's Trypophobia

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvmdhi/eventually_phone_making_companies_are_gonna/ (iMozk)
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If you can't lose, you can't really win.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvmban/if_you_cant_lose_you_cant_really_win/ ([deleted])
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With an average life expectancy of ~72 years - on any given day you have a 1/26,300 chance of dying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvmap7/with_an_average_life_expectancy_of_72_years_on/ (chickanpoo)
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Skin is a giant condom. Protecting your flesh from becoming infected.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvm9kb/skin_is_a_giant_condom_protecting_your_flesh_from/ ([deleted])
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Even if sleep weren’t necessary, most of us would still sleep because it’s amazing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvm80r/even_if_sleep_werent_necessary_most_of_us_would/ (mikebwn_80)
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When you dot T's and cross I's iinstead, you still end up with i's and t's.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvm80j/when_you_dot_ts_and_cross_is_iinstead_you_still/ (g7ovanni)
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The water you’re drinking is eons old

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvm6pz/the_water_youre_drinking_is_eons_old/ (CucumberCrusade)
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Incidentally, it has nothing to do with teeth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvm606/incidentally_it_has_nothing_to_do_with_teeth/ (Torontolego)
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You usually don’t have any fists

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvm5te/you_usually_dont_have_any_fists/ (PPEBTWLELXDD)
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Companies know more about us than our families.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvm5as/companies_know_more_about_us_than_our_families/ (greenyellowandblue)
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All Continents Are Technically Islands Since They Are Surrounded By Water On All Sides

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvm3nn/all_continents_are_technically_islands_since_they/ (Quantum-Fluctuation)
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Peanut butter could have such a better range than Creamy or Extra Crunchy. The possibilities are endless.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvm384/peanut_butter_could_have_such_a_better_range_than/ (GratefulD86)
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Your mind could've been wiped, but you never remember for sure.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvm2cs/your_mind_couldve_been_wiped_but_you_never/ (Luka-Bazoooka)
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Your “dealbreakers” change depending on the person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvm1ss/your_dealbreakers_change_depending_on_the_person/ (DrivingMissLady)
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Everyone's Lego bin has an assortment of small lost knickknacks and treasures.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvm0c7/everyones_lego_bin_has_an_assortment_of_small/ (virgomax)
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Melted ice hits different than cold water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvm02x/melted_ice_hits_different_than_cold_water/ (SnickerH)
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Women are gay, but men are lesbians.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvly0d/women_are_gay_but_men_are_lesbians/ (WatBur-87)
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We are closer to the summer of 2069 than the summer of 1969.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvlwxs/we_are_closer_to_the_summer_of_2069_than_the/ (sh0rtb0x)
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August is the asshole month of the year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvlwlj/august_is_the_asshole_month_of_the_year/ (NosferatuRob)
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Going the wrong way in video games is often just as important as going the right way

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvluef/going_the_wrong_way_in_video_games_is_often_just/ (PonchoDiego2)
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If tomato is a fruit than ketchup is a smoothie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvltvg/if_tomato_is_a_fruit_than_ketchup_is_a_smoothie/ (itsMeKimochi1)
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Misunderstandings are almost always created without either party knowing that they made one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvltk9/misunderstandings_are_almost_always_created/ (loserleitin)
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Stubbing your toe has nothing on waking up to pee and climbing back in bed as your alarm goes off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvlsgg/stubbing_your_toe_has_nothing_on_waking_up_to_pee/ ([deleted])
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No matter how expensive education is, it’s still one of the highest ROI investments out there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvlryg/no_matter_how_expensive_education_is_its_still/ (dancinadventures)
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Stubbing your toe has nothing on waking up to pee and getting back in as your alarm goes off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvlr6j/stubbing_your_toe_has_nothing_on_waking_up_to_pee/ ([deleted])
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'We didn't start the fire' needs a sequel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvlr3y/we_didnt_start_the_fire_needs_a_sequel/ (homrs)
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People born on a leap year will likely never make it to thirty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvlq52/people_born_on_a_leap_year_will_likely_never_make/ (PBR_hipster420)
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If lightsabers existed, we would mostly use it on industrial works

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvlpby/if_lightsabers_existed_we_would_mostly_use_it_on/ (cadagricomiguel)
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Someone out there has had a nightmare about Freddy Kruger, and woken up thinking they almost died.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvlonm/someone_out_there_has_had_a_nightmare_about/ (ControversyisKey)
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If you really hate a popular song it has the ability to haunt you for decades on the radio.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvll4n/if_you_really_hate_a_popular_song_it_has_the/ (bd10112)
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Very few things in society are actually evenly distributed to people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvlkyq/very_few_things_in_society_are_actually_evenly/ (TheRoadDudeMN)
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We know that rapidly pressing the close button of an elevator does not increase the closing speed of the door but we still do it anyway.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvlkif/we_know_that_rapidly_pressing_the_close_button_of/ ([deleted])
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Instead of making the ozone thick

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvljw9/instead_of_making_the_ozone_thick/ (Fapmaster-Flex)
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Feeling huminity makes you feel more hotter in the summer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvljcw/feeling_huminity_makes_you_feel_more_hotter_in/ (Gary_October)
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The Super Mario Bros. series features two brothers, but it’s only named for one of them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvlist/the_super_mario_bros_series_features_two_brothers/ (lindsb1227)
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The earth is the only planet that has more humans than robots

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvli0g/the_earth_is_the_only_planet_that_has_more_humans/ (cadagricomiguel)
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One has to be careful saying ice cream in a deep southern accent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvlhd0/one_has_to_be_careful_saying_ice_cream_in_a_deep/ (wheekwheekmeow)
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The earth is a large spaceship

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvlg3i/the_earth_is_a_large_spaceship/ (cadagricomiguel)
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Just as "no offence" often precedes something offensive, "friendly reminder" is often said by less than friendly smart asses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvlfs9/just_as_no_offence_often_precedes_something/ (RVend0r)
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You never hear people talk about its either 1:00 or 60 seconds on the microwave.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvlfp3/you_never_hear_people_talk_about_its_either_100/ (The_Hobo_Cherry)
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The cleverest of us are those who are quickest at acknowledging their mistakes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvlfk5/the_cleverest_of_us_are_those_who_are_quickest_at/ ([deleted])
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It’s weird how if you knock something down in a dark place in fiction, you hear a cat screeching but never a dog

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvlfe5/its_weird_how_if_you_knock_something_down_in_a/ (FlickyFlames)
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Technically , the funniest comedian has the most average sense of humor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvlega/technically_the_funniest_comedian_has_the_most/ (Hybrid_TV_Reddit)
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The fate of all species is extinction, some of us would evolve

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvld1n/the_fate_of_all_species_is_extinction_some_of_us/ ([deleted])
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˙ʇɥƃnoɥʇ lɐuᴉƃᴉɹoun uɐ sɐ pǝʇǝlǝp ʇǝƃ ʇ’uoʍ ʇᴉ 'uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ƃuᴉɥʇǝɯos ʇsod noʎ ɟᴉ ǝqʎɐW

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvlcaq/ʇɥƃnoɥʇ_lɐuᴉƃᴉɹoun_uɐ_sɐ_pǝʇǝlǝp_ʇǝƃ_ʇuoʍ_ʇᴉ_uʍop/ ([deleted])
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The goal of life is to accept your inevitable death. We do things to make our lives meaningful and make death more acceptable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvlc6w/the_goal_of_life_is_to_accept_your_inevitable/ (Nintendonauts)
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we make money if we have a job, but we also make an unknown amount of money (for other companies) by viewing ads, websites, & other media.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvlaxk/we_make_money_if_we_have_a_job_but_we_also_make/ (honey-vee)
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An actor that makes you hate them is doing a good job

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvlabd/an_actor_that_makes_you_hate_them_is_doing_a_good/ (_DragonBlade_)
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Because Black Friday is going to be shut down in most places, internet traffic will hit record highs on Cyber Monday.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvla4t/because_black_friday_is_going_to_be_shut_down_in/ (the-tac0-muffin)
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If new cities were designed to look like maps in video games, a lot of people would have instant working knowledge of how the city was laid out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvl96b/if_new_cities_were_designed_to_look_like_maps_in/ (brewhuckle)
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Texting is the poorest form of communication.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvl7xh/texting_is_the_poorest_form_of_communication/ (clairsentientbeing)
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Being late is failing to speedrun

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvl7mw/being_late_is_failing_to_speedrun/ (Mei08)
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Once you realize Popsicles and Unicycles can sound like Greek g*ds, there’s no going back.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvl6xt/once_you_realize_popsicles_and_unicycles_can/ (whysomanyemmas)
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Nostalgia feels very similar to heartbreak.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvl66y/nostalgia_feels_very_similar_to_heartbreak/ (askreddithoe)
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The definition for what qualifies as a pretzel is vague at best.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvl4g1/the_definition_for_what_qualifies_as_a_pretzel_is/ (x20mike07x)
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Every mosquito you kill could potentially prevent thousands more from being born

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvl206/every_mosquito_you_kill_could_potentially_prevent/ (arcsin1323)
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There was a point in human history where more people started masturbating indoors, rather then outdoors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvl1m6/there_was_a_point_in_human_history_where_more/ (hopmonger)
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If you have many friends and peers you are considered charismatic and have a good social life. If you have thousands of friends online you are considered a person with no social life with shitty life skills.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvl1cj/if_you_have_many_friends_and_peers_you_are/ (UNchecksitout)
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Lamp shades stop the light you are trying to use

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvl179/lamp_shades_stop_the_light_you_are_trying_to_use/ (MAKManTheOfficialYT)
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Toilets can be used for peeing but urinals can't be used for pooping

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvl0qn/toilets_can_be_used_for_peeing_but_urinals_cant/ (Holygrail69)
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With regards to friendship, we are all swingers or having an open relationship.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvl0hz/with_regards_to_friendship_we_are_all_swingers_or/ (qcihdtm)
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The discussion would change about kneeling during the anthem if instead the participants did a full split.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvl087/the_discussion_would_change_about_kneeling_during/ (WUNDERCLUB)
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If Elliot managed to lead the dark army on Mr. Robot it could have been his origin story for his villain role in the new 007 film.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvkwuc/if_elliot_managed_to_lead_the_dark_army_on_mr/ (codyong)
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The reason that every TV detective is brilliant and doesn’t have to do the work is because the writers don’t know how write about the actual, meticulous investigative process.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvkwga/the_reason_that_every_tv_detective_is_brilliant/ (off_brand_white_wolf)
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We all have kicked pregnant women before

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvkvwe/we_all_have_kicked_pregnant_women_before/ (cstrovn)
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Getting a new best on something doesn't guarantee a positive reaction; falling just short of a goal might trigger frustration instead of happiness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvktrj/getting_a_new_best_on_something_doesnt_guarantee/ (Cuber_01)
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Every child has once thought that our star is star shaped.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvkrl1/every_child_has_once_thought_that_our_star_is/ ([deleted])
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There is nothing on the earth bigger than the earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvkqvi/there_is_nothing_on_the_earth_bigger_than_the/ ([deleted])
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It feels like we control our breathing with our nose, but what we’re really manipulating is our lungs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvkqpa/it_feels_like_we_control_our_breathing_with_our/ ([deleted])
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The more realistic video games become, the more real life looks like a game.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvkov3/the_more_realistic_video_games_become_the_more/ (BetaSpray)
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Humans have found a lot of things to worry about when all we really need to do is eat and have sex

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvkotb/humans_have_found_a_lot_of_things_to_worry_about/ (Here-For-The-Comment)
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To recognize a recording of your voice mixed amongst others you would have had to have heard your recorded voice several times to know it was yours.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvknye/to_recognize_a_recording_of_your_voice_mixed/ (danielcs78)
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Everyone’s wishes actually do come true, but there’s always one person who wishes that everyone's wishes don’t come true.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvklw2/everyones_wishes_actually_do_come_true_but_theres/ (Sixen_)
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Millennial edition of Monopoly would consist of walking around the board paying rent and never being able to buy anything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvkluu/millennial_edition_of_monopoly_would_consist_of/ (VagariTurtle)
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Most pics of dogs are technically nudes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvkltc/most_pics_of_dogs_are_technically_nudes/ (imnotyoueitheror)
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Trying to breastfeed on pierced nipples must be like trying to use a straw with a hole in the side.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvkkpl/trying_to_breastfeed_on_pierced_nipples_must_be/ (DJTasty)
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The genes for bad teeth would probably never dissapear, given that dentists exist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvkg3x/the_genes_for_bad_teeth_would_probably_never/ (NittoPoint)
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In the not too distant future, some people will look at the only picture of their grandparents only to find a selfie with dog ears.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvkenq/in_the_not_too_distant_future_some_people_will/ (blancoafm)
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Every man who has ever used a stud finder has held it against themselves first and said "yep it works"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvkdml/every_man_who_has_ever_used_a_stud_finder_has/ (jonnyinternet)
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Someone needs to engineer marijuana so that it produces fruit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvkd84/someone_needs_to_engineer_marijuana_so_that_it/ (FaustusLiberius)
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If you can't remember the answers to the questions, Jeopardy is a highly rewatchable show.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvkd5i/if_you_cant_remember_the_answers_to_the_questions/ (Crushingit1980)
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The degree of formality from the wait staff determines the scale of the restaurant you're at

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvkcr3/the_degree_of_formality_from_the_wait_staff/ (apolarbearfellonme)
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The older someone is, the worse it becomes if they were a p*dophile

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvkasy/the_older_someone_is_the_worse_it_becomes_if_they/ (Theendangeredbeast)
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TheFamily guy writers felt it was necessary to make it canon that Peter Griffin has a small penis

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvkale/thefamily_guy_writers_felt_it_was_necessary_to/ (dankpenguin69)
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Someone had to die for you to be able to know what mushrooms you can and can’t eat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvka58/someone_had_to_die_for_you_to_be_able_to_know/ (donttreadonme171)
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Katara from Avatar can bloodbend her period

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvka3d/katara_from_avatar_can_bloodbend_her_period/ (laura6664)
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Seems oddly coincidental that when you’re a patient, you often need to be extremely patient.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvk9c4/seems_oddly_coincidental_that_when_youre_a/ (adullploy)
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Dodging the n-word while singing along to rap songs is a whole talent by itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvk8ti/dodging_the_nword_while_singing_along_to_rap/ (ArtisticRX)
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Shameful to waste water that is wasted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvk8ph/shameful_to_waste_water_that_is_wasted/ ([deleted])
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Before mirrors, the only way to know what you looked like was through reflections in water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvk55h/before_mirrors_the_only_way_to_know_what_you/ (GameCrasher1234)
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You can’t intentionally lose something

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvk4sp/you_cant_intentionally_lose_something/ (88_notes)
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In an eating contest, marijuana could be considered a performance enhancing drug.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvk2g1/in_an_eating_contest_marijuana_could_be/ (alanbauerpowerhour)
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By the logic that ejaculation is murder then os is your period because that egg could have been a person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvk223/by_the_logic_that_ejaculation_is_murder_then_os/ (berdonnerxbn)
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Doll houses were the first tycoon games

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvk1l7/doll_houses_were_the_first_tycoon_games/ (-Rocket1-)
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Having a glass of ice is helpful when you get thirsty later

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvk0ax/having_a_glass_of_ice_is_helpful_when_you_get/ (Kamichu1)
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Sketchers Lightups are the gateway drug to RGB gaming PCs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvjymr/sketchers_lightups_are_the_gateway_drug_to_rgb/ (PloopTheWizard)
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Unless yawns can be shared telepathically, Helen Keller only made other people yawn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvjygr/unless_yawns_can_be_shared_telepathically_helen/ (encinitas2252)
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Vicks is the windex of pharmaceuticals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvjy4j/vicks_is_the_windex_of_pharmaceuticals/ (Reditchick)
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We are all living legends, thanks to our ancestors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvjxdq/we_are_all_living_legends_thanks_to_our_ancestors/ (TheConjugalVisit)
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2021 will be a bad year for divorce lawyers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvjx90/2021_will_be_a_bad_year_for_divorce_lawyers/ (pressinglogin)
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Gynecologists and proctologists must have a complex relationship with porn

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvjx8c/gynecologists_and_proctologists_must_have_a/ (chairmanlmao114)
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Good paintings look like photos, while good photos look like paintings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvjusd/good_paintings_look_like_photos_while_good_photos/ (placebo777)
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Since we yawn from watching other people yawn, imagine how many times that particular yawn was passed on between people. Your yawn could have originated across the country.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvju6o/since_we_yawn_from_watching_other_people_yawn/ ([deleted])
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You are too young, until you become too old for everything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvjtpq/you_are_too_young_until_you_become_too_old_for/ (AndresLV278)
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Humans, having no real predators, are becoming more like turtles and sloths, and less like wolves and lions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvjtoe/humans_having_no_real_predators_are_becoming_more/ (RsningTrtl)
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The internet just is a mini matrix

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvjr01/the_internet_just_is_a_mini_matrix/ (Russian-Doggo20)
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Percy Jackson could be a blood bender

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvjqpm/percy_jackson_could_be_a_blood_bender/ (Subscribe_to_Sam24)
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You never wash a car 100% because part of the tires touch the ground

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvjqh2/you_never_wash_a_car_100_because_part_of_the/ (Ocult2016)
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We all think humanity will have crazy inventions soon, but people in the 1600s probably thought the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvjot1/we_all_think_humanity_will_have_crazy_inventions/ (Waterboxdude)
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You're literally digesting food when you chew

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvjom5/youre_literally_digesting_food_when_you_chew/ (littlehomie)
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Parents have the power to fuck you into life, then fuck you up in life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvjnrw/parents_have_the_power_to_fuck_you_into_life_then/ (DrAwkward404)
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In 30 or so years, tinder/hookup apps are going to be flooded with elderly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvjn55/in_30_or_so_years_tinderhookup_apps_are_going_to/ (youngbuddha15)
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If the universe is truly infinite, a planet that is populated with yoda’s exists somewhere

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvjmc8/if_the_universe_is_truly_infinite_a_planet_that/ (PortalMaster25)
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The future of genetic engineering promises glow in the dark semen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvjln2/the_future_of_genetic_engineering_promises_glow/ (Deathbysnusnubooboo)
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With a 50% divorce rate, there ought to be more newly weds opting for used diamond rings going to waste instead of new ones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvjlh7/with_a_50_divorce_rate_there_ought_to_be_more/ (kryptos19)
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Cold water is never cold enough during the summer, and never warm enough during the winter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvjjyp/cold_water_is_never_cold_enough_during_the_summer/ (HotIceBoy13)
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Your soulmate could be on another planet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvjjjc/your_soulmate_could_be_on_another_planet/ (DM_venture)
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Your birthday is your moms real mothers day and your dads real fathers day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvjhtf/your_birthday_is_your_moms_real_mothers_day_and/ (TheMonsher)
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A story that you would find to be perfect for you has probably been written by someone but a producer or publisher has rejected the idea and it won’t be released.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvjgyx/a_story_that_you_would_find_to_be_perfect_for_you/ (shiftz3)
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That first bit of water from your tap has been sitting there for hours.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvjfhs/that_first_bit_of_water_from_your_tap_has_been/ (Considered_Dissent)
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Concrete and glass are mostly made of sand. Which makes skyscrapers just really tall sandcastles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvje0o/concrete_and_glass_are_mostly_made_of_sand_which/ ([deleted])
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Very few games have cats as protagonists because a cat would never really accept your controller input.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvjdwg/very_few_games_have_cats_as_protagonists_because/ ([deleted])
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Mullet hair cuts actually prevent red necks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvjdhl/mullet_hair_cuts_actually_prevent_red_necks/ (aDazzlingDove)
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Cats must think it’s so strange that people wear clothes. They probably think we have unusual fur.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvjd2e/cats_must_think_its_so_strange_that_people_wear/ (Africanus1990)
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Charlie Chaplin was probably really good at the game Charades.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvjbpq/charlie_chaplin_was_probably_really_good_at_the/ (danonplanetearth)
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There are chimps deemed more qualified to go into space than you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvjaoq/there_are_chimps_deemed_more_qualified_to_go_into/ (DrAwkward404)
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If Google decided to hand out birthday gifts, they could easily find the perfect gift for almost anyone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvj6fi/if_google_decided_to_hand_out_birthday_gifts_they/ (OnThirdThought)
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These days, recycling passes for altruism

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvj4i7/these_days_recycling_passes_for_altruism/ ([deleted])
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If you were immortal and committed a crime, you’d have generations of people hunting you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvj32m/if_you_were_immortal_and_committed_a_crime_youd/ (reedchristopher45)
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Plant dandelions on Mars to terraform it and generate oxygen. They'll grow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvj0y6/plant_dandelions_on_mars_to_terraform_it_and/ (RheaTheTall)
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You shouldn't eat anything that smells like blue cheese except blue cheese.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvj0vz/you_shouldnt_eat_anything_that_smells_like_blue/ (Genshed)
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You're in the background of photos that you will never see.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvj0nr/youre_in_the_background_of_photos_that_you_will/ (euygnij)
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Shadows chase the light.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvj0bn/shadows_chase_the_light/ ([deleted])
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The reason cheaters never win is because the ones that did win never got caught.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hviyny/the_reason_cheaters_never_win_is_because_the_ones/ ([deleted])
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When we think about ourselves, we only think of our perception of ourselves, knowing who we are actually seems impossible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvixgu/when_we_think_about_ourselves_we_only_think_of/ ([deleted])
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Kids are taught that Santa only brings gifts if they're nice but parents probably don't give their children fewer presents if they're naughty. So there's probably loads of naughty kids out there who think that Santa supports their bad behaviour.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hviv54/kids_are_taught_that_santa_only_brings_gifts_if/ (Upperclasshole)
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We’ve all probably experienced multiple two-way mirrors that we didn’t know were two-way mirrors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvitnx/weve_all_probably_experienced_multiple_twoway/ ([deleted])
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It's considered rape if Yoshikage Kira shakes your hand

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvisyo/its_considered_rape_if_yoshikage_kira_shakes_your/ (chipmilkdud)
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The reason we empty our bowels when we die is probably because it's no longer necessary to give a shit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvisvm/the_reason_we_empty_our_bowels_when_we_die_is/ (smokeymctokerson)
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OFF brand isn’t an off brand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvisud/off_brand_isnt_an_off_brand/ (orange4boy)
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There has got to be at least one magic 8 ball that has been 100% correct.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvisq8/there_has_got_to_be_at_least_one_magic_8_ball/ (typhlosion96)
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Thousands of years ago someone sat shivering in a muddy puddle in a leaky primitive hut in a storm and wondered how people survived without modern technology.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvisg1/thousands_of_years_ago_someone_sat_shivering_in_a/ (Happy_Each_Day)
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Pot brownies create a never-ending cycle of the munchies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvipxg/pot_brownies_create_a_neverending_cycle_of_the/ (Col0nelFlanders)
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Considering the history the Beatles have with outlandish conspiracy theories, it's surprising that there's none about how both the surviving members are left handed and belong to the rhythm section.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvipgp/considering_the_history_the_beatles_have_with/ (thunderandreyn)
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Love is wanting to make life/existence easier for someone/something else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvingb/love_is_wanting_to_make_lifeexistence_easier_for/ (Swagaru)
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Rain is clear but when it gets on your clothing it makes it darker

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvind0/rain_is_clear_but_when_it_gets_on_your_clothing/ (kingsbury3)
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Maybe the reason the Simpsons can afford such a nice house is because they took everything else for Ned.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvihrw/maybe_the_reason_the_simpsons_can_afford_such_a/ (idk_you__you_dk_me)
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Female vampires would probably be a lot more productive than their male counterparts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvihlt/female_vampires_would_probably_be_a_lot_more/ ([deleted])
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Rick Astley probably has the most interesting blind date stories.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvihjf/rick_astley_probably_has_the_most_interesting/ (ToyVaren)
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Sense every continent is surrounded by water or connected to another continent which is surrounded by water. Every continent is an island

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvih55/sense_every_continent_is_surrounded_by_water_or/ (redditdude91)
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No one will ever know everything on the internet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvigjr/no_one_will_ever_know_everything_on_the_internet/ ([deleted])
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When we go back to school just wear a VR headset

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvifmq/when_we_go_back_to_school_just_wear_a_vr_headset/ ([deleted])
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Hard Seltzer isn't a beverage, it's a cry for help in a can.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvietz/hard_seltzer_isnt_a_beverage_its_a_cry_for_help/ (imajoebob)
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Humanity is far too good an idea to end with humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvie13/humanity_is_far_too_good_an_idea_to_end_with/ (VerbotenPublish)
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Human biology is so localized and globalization so recent that we can still look a person's face and make a good guess what part of the world their parents or grandparents were from.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvidrr/human_biology_is_so_localized_and_globalization/ (SybilCut)
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WiiU - Wii = Switch Lite

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvidep/wiiu_wii_switch_lite/ (very_polyglot)
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Oh no, the oven is on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvidar/oh_no_the_oven_is_on/ ([deleted])
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The ice cream truck song has such a strong Pavlovian effect that it can create excitement in a child even when they already have ice cream in their hand!!!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvib9c/the_ice_cream_truck_song_has_such_a_strong/ (saturnbound1)
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All the good phone numbers are probably taken

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvib28/all_the_good_phone_numbers_are_probably_taken/ (mr--breadman)
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Bones are blood factories, so efficient vampires harvest limbs instead of blood.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvi9cm/bones_are_blood_factories_so_efficient_vampires/ (tacobruk)
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There is chicken in the majority of desserts & baked goods.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvi8x7/there_is_chicken_in_the_majority_of_desserts/ (kidcudilovrr)
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Everyone who has foreskin can create a n airtight space with said foreskin

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvi8fq/everyone_who_has_foreskin_can_create_a_n_airtight/ (Pastor_Dorimay)
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The oceans and seas would likely be so much more interesting to look at (photograph) without the water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvi6vo/the_oceans_and_seas_would_likely_be_so_much_more/ (mouseno4)
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The people who go through these by new are the unsung heroes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvi6ml/the_people_who_go_through_these_by_new_are_the/ ([deleted])
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Bart Simpson and Superman share the same color scheme

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvi54m/bart_simpson_and_superman_share_the_same_color/ (roastedtoperfection)
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Blind people can read in absolute darkness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvi3ht/blind_people_can_read_in_absolute_darkness/ (wm_1176)
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I am rewarded by my altruism

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvi3hr/i_am_rewarded_by_my_altruism/ ([deleted])
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If you ever saw a real ghost in person, you’d be spooked but eventually you’d probably get over it and tell the story to people on Halloween. But if you ever saw a real life cartoon character- that shit would shake you to your fucking core to never recover.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvi2hg/if_you_ever_saw_a_real_ghost_in_person_youd_be/ (LeftWhale)
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The air guitar is a wind instrument.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvhzit/the_air_guitar_is_a_wind_instrument/ (jaydee8001)
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The first people to see a gorilla must've been like "ahh what the fuck".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvhyvh/the_first_people_to_see_a_gorilla_mustve_been/ (baldmonki)
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As an adult, compassion and camaraderie are replaced with pissing matches when discussing any difficulties in life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvhy1l/as_an_adult_compassion_and_camaraderie_are/ (akromyk)
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If you're a very visual person it's probably because you're terrible at visualizing things in your head.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvhxsj/if_youre_a_very_visual_person_its_probably/ (Cuddle-Junky)
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Even if you don’t move your entire life, you’d still travel about 718 million miles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvhxd0/even_if_you_dont_move_your_entire_life_youd_still/ (zealousgarbador)
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Being broke is the most effective weight loss diet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvhwci/being_broke_is_the_most_effective_weight_loss_diet/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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There is probably someone out there who actually found a way to get infinite robux and gems in Clash of Clans and shared it, but there are so many fakes that nobody has found them or they are immediately dismissed as scams.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvhvwd/there_is_probably_someone_out_there_who_actually/ (The1Death)
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As you grow up you gain an intuition for how long you need to use the microwave.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvhrpa/as_you_grow_up_you_gain_an_intuition_for_how_long/ (IOTA_Tesla)
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Due to decrease in inbreeding in families the possibility of unknowingly marrying your cousin has increased.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvhrgg/due_to_decrease_in_inbreeding_in_families_the/ (Kroger4ever)
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We don’t have free will. Two brains with the exact same experience, same structure, same everything will think exactly the same to a given event.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvhotn/we_dont_have_free_will_two_brains_with_the_exact/ (eric95s)
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While you may be put to rest, the atoms in your body will continue working indefinitely.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvhocl/while_you_may_be_put_to_rest_the_atoms_in_your/ ([deleted])
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No one has ever asked why are hoes mad

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvhlwd/no_one_has_ever_asked_why_are_hoes_mad/ (existingWeeb)
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Anakin became Vader because he feared Padme dying in childbirth. If she let him bang her in the ass, there probably would have been no Order 66.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvhken/anakin_became_vader_because_he_feared_padme_dying/ (RobertGBradley)
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Burial sites and Cemeteries will most likely be mined for fuel in the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvhk0o/burial_sites_and_cemeteries_will_most_likely_be/ (zuwiboiii)
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Chocolate M&Ms are glorified Smarties

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvhj71/chocolate_mms_are_glorified_smarties/ (JLaws23)
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15gb of songs in your iPod Nano feels bigger than an infinite amount of songs on Spotify.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvhj3f/15gb_of_songs_in_your_ipod_nano_feels_bigger_than/ (Arclus)
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A lightning bug is perfectly named

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvhihx/a_lightning_bug_is_perfectly_named/ (Seedpound)
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Gabby is getting a lot of mileage out of her dedication at the beginning of Somewhere Over the Rainbow/What a Wonderful World.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvhhso/gabby_is_getting_a_lot_of_mileage_out_of_her/ (AlrightJohnnyImSorry)
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If wise men think alike, then so do dumb men.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvhhj1/if_wise_men_think_alike_then_so_do_dumb_men/ (SimpNine)
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We are all going have to become way more expressive with our eyes...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvhhb6/we_are_all_going_have_to_become_way_more/ (shwarma_heaven)
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There must have been at least one forensics teacher who assigned their students to watch the Flash during quarentine for online classes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvhgos/there_must_have_been_at_least_one_forensics/ (TexasSpidey)
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If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes and 4 pennies you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvhfru/if_you_have_3_quarters_4_dimes_and_4_pennies_you/ (WelshieC)
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Pooping could be considered reverse anal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvhf5g/pooping_could_be_considered_reverse_anal/ (cabronsito97)
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Bees are literally the wingmen for flowers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvhbsf/bees_are_literally_the_wingmen_for_flowers/ (Sir_Svadilfari)
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Blind people can never see it coming

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvhblt/blind_people_can_never_see_it_coming/ (YouTubeLawyer1)
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Bees are literally the wingmen for flowers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvhbg7/bees_are_literally_the_wingmen_for_flowers/ (Sir_Svadilfari)
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You can have ripped jeans and genes to be ripped

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvhb0t/you_can_have_ripped_jeans_and_genes_to_be_ripped/ (Neweragio)
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Only blind people can stare into a solar eclipse safely

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvhal6/only_blind_people_can_stare_into_a_solar_eclipse/ ([deleted])
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Plasters were supposed to match skin tone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvha0m/plasters_were_supposed_to_match_skin_tone/ (Driplzy)
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From your perspective, everyone on the other side of earth lives “underground”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvh67y/from_your_perspective_everyone_on_the_other_side/ (AFKOIC)
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Somehow feels like you never actually reached the age of that person who was 5 years older than you 10 years ago.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvh4c5/somehow_feels_like_you_never_actually_reached_the/ (lodgedathwart)
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There's a big difference between "protect your melon" and "protect your melons"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvh3in/theres_a_big_difference_between_protect_your/ (Parandroid2)
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Few things are as simplistically frustrating as not having your glasses, while you try to find your glasses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvh0ld/few_things_are_as_simplistically_frustrating_as/ (TheSSMinnowJohnson)
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Princes in fairytales were never actually kissing the princesses to wake them up, but instead giving them life-saving CPR and everyone just thought ”beating someone’s chest repeatedly then breathing into their mouth” = ”True love’s kiss”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvgycg/princes_in_fairytales_were_never_actually_kissing/ (Dr_Icabodias)
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Ikea furniture as just 3d jigsaw puzzles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvgxq0/ikea_furniture_as_just_3d_jigsaw_puzzles/ (nickbk201)
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Maybe if you die your conscious won't notice so you'll think you're still alive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvgxd8/maybe_if_you_die_your_conscious_wont_notice_so/ (cjo2802)
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If something bends even just a little bit, if long enough it could make a complete circle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvgxbl/if_something_bends_even_just_a_little_bit_if_long/ (Walter-white--)
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People who give low or no tip must love contactless delivery

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvgx9x/people_who_give_low_or_no_tip_must_love/ (Paldave)
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If human skin was see-through, we'd be a lot more careful.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvgw1h/if_human_skin_was_seethrough_wed_be_a_lot_more/ (PhaserToHeal)
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Being in an enclosed space without letting any outside weather in would absolutely blow people's minds from the past.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvgvw6/being_in_an_enclosed_space_without_letting_any/ (Isntitabouttime69)
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Stan Lee had more screentime in that one Big Bang Theory episode than all his cameos in the MCU.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvguwb/stan_lee_had_more_screentime_in_that_one_big_bang/ (ArezkiSs)
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If pterodactyls still roamed the earth, we’d have to worry about them pooping on our cars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvgur4/if_pterodactyls_still_roamed_the_earth_wed_have/ (sizzlinglikeasnail)
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If we have "yesterday" then why we don't have "noterday"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvgs86/if_we_have_yesterday_then_why_we_dont_have/ (i__am_speed_)
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There is probably a good number of women who hate flowers, but were essentially taught to expect receiving them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvgrx9/there_is_probably_a_good_number_of_women_who_hate/ ([deleted])
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The biggest lie foisted on us by television and movies is that women are wearing bras 24/7.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvgr76/the_biggest_lie_foisted_on_us_by_television_and/ (granger853)
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Humans are predators, but don't get hungry at the sight of an injured animal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvgq00/humans_are_predators_but_dont_get_hungry_at_the/ (Bendicoot79)
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AMC is dropping so fast that Bezos could buy it and offer a Prime Theater subscription

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvgp43/amc_is_dropping_so_fast_that_bezos_could_buy_it/ (peacefulmeek)
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The song " dumb ways to die " implies the existence of a smart way to die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvgo2l/the_song_dumb_ways_to_die_implies_the_existence/ (smile_is_contagious)
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Someone out there is the most average person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvgnyp/someone_out_there_is_the_most_average_person/ (fintas05)
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On you birthday you get presents for existing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvgln1/on_you_birthday_you_get_presents_for_existing/ (OriginalUsername253)
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You never see mimes doing sign language. If they were to, they'd be "talking".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvglgh/you_never_see_mimes_doing_sign_language_if_they/ ([deleted])
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The older you get, the closer you get to driving at the speed limit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvglcy/the_older_you_get_the_closer_you_get_to_driving/ (YouTubeLawyer1)
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Whether you're talking about the "Old You" or the "Young You", you're referring to the same thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvgke7/whether_youre_talking_about_the_old_you_or_the/ (breakfast_cats)
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Scratching is the most satisfying pain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvgjpi/scratching_is_the_most_satisfying_pain/ ([deleted])
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Glitches in games could be just the characters’ attempt to break free.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvgir5/glitches_in_games_could_be_just_the_characters/ (Semi-Spicy)
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It's weird how daddy issues are an insult to women even thought it's the men who failed as fathers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvgid8/its_weird_how_daddy_issues_are_an_insult_to_women/ ([deleted])
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There's a possibility that a serial killer has possibly accidentally killed another serial killer by mistake.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvgicp/theres_a_possibility_that_a_serial_killer_has/ (betterupsetter)
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Your life will probably end in pain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvggs0/your_life_will_probably_end_in_pain/ (SinJinQLB)
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They’re only “kind strangers” after they award you with gold

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvgeqg/theyre_only_kind_strangers_after_they_award_you/ (Driplzy)
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if a prince would get an std then that std would go down the royal family line until the end of the reign.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvgei7/if_a_prince_would_get_an_std_then_that_std_would/ (mybum65)
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If drinking too much make you ‘drunk’, being ‘smoked’ makes more sense than being ‘stoned’.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvgbzl/if_drinking_too_much_make_you_drunk_being_smoked/ (lieV_aapje)
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Somewhere out there, someone is PewDiePie's first subscriber.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvgbmn/somewhere_out_there_someone_is_pewdiepies_first/ (AshKohn47)
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Every good thing comes with a bad thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvgbcs/every_good_thing_comes_with_a_bad_thing/ (TomerHorowitz)
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You could own a "budget phone", buy a case for it, and nobody would ever know the difference between your cheaper phone and their expensive one just by looking at it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvgbao/you_could_own_a_budget_phone_buy_a_case_for_it/ (RealCanadianDragon)
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Conflict enables the highest probability for outcomes and possibilities, therefore it’s inevitable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvg9rq/conflict_enables_the_highest_probability_for/ (bnnoirjean)
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You actually don’t know if you’re closer to your birth date or your death date unless you are older than 45 years old

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvg9pg/you_actually_dont_know_if_youre_closer_to_your/ (Mac-Ball)
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If amazon really does listen to us through alexa imagine how much information they’re getting with a lot of companies WFH.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvg90v/if_amazon_really_does_listen_to_us_through_alexa/ (savorxit)
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People probably can’t identify their own genitalia from a photo lineup.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvg82p/people_probably_cant_identify_their_own_genitalia/ (ukoa)
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Non blind people cannot read in the smoke, but blind people can

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvg69n/non_blind_people_cannot_read_in_the_smoke_but/ (The_Spartan74)
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Pizzas are Kinda Like a Savory Cake.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvg687/pizzas_are_kinda_like_a_savory_cake/ (MekkaNeko)
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Breasts are stress balls.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvg5e4/breasts_are_stress_balls/ (tonijohnson_)
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Birds born in a cage think that freedom is a crime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvg5c1/birds_born_in_a_cage_think_that_freedom_is_a_crime/ (roastedtoperfection)
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We all own(or have owned) item(s) which have been recalled but we just never realized it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvg4m4/we_all_ownor_have_owned_items_which_have_been/ (RealCanadianDragon)
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Before we make a confession we usually start it with "honestly" because we are so used to hiding our feelings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvg4ji/before_we_make_a_confession_we_usually_start_it/ (KingSuperflu)
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If Jean Grey started reading Charles Xavier’s mind while Charles was already reading hers, Jean would just end up reading her own mind. That’s a pretty roundabout way to be self-aware and introspective.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvg4cx/if_jean_grey_started_reading_charles_xaviers_mind/ ([deleted])
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Cranberry juice tastes like someone half assed tried to make alcohol out of cranberries, then gave up halfway through.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvg3vr/cranberry_juice_tastes_like_someone_half_assed/ (MegaGrimer)
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If you're in a group and come across a tiger you only have too out run the slowest person in the group

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvg3qz/if_youre_in_a_group_and_come_across_a_tiger_you/ (Lights-On-Bitch)
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Nowadays, what with asphalt and no shirt no shoes no service signs everywhere, Hobbits would still have to where shoes even though they don't need them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvg3le/nowadays_what_with_asphalt_and_no_shirt_no_shoes/ (Potted_PlantYT)
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The school friends that actually remembered your birthday over the summer were always the real ones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvg3hf/the_school_friends_that_actually_remembered_your/ (LyingTruths)
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If a blind person tells their significant other that they're seeing someone. It's either really great, or really terrible news.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvg2of/if_a_blind_person_tells_their_significant_other/ ([deleted])
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Spelunking is a bucket list item you can do AFTER you die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvg2m4/spelunking_is_a_bucket_list_item_you_can_do_after/ (newbrevity)
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Before the internet, getting your porn must have been really hard since you had to hide it physically

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvg2cv/before_the_internet_getting_your_porn_must_have/ (Forestxavier20)
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The "Up Theme" is a perfect example of why tempo matters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvg0rr/the_up_theme_is_a_perfect_example_of_why_tempo/ (porgchop07)
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In a corporate ran society, the only way you can make changes as a consumer is with where you spend your money

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvg0eo/in_a_corporate_ran_society_the_only_way_you_can/ (Drawn-Otterix)
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The biggest cover-up for a true conspiracy is the fear of association with nutjobs who make up the other 99%

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvfzxp/the_biggest_coverup_for_a_true_conspiracy_is_the/ (YourOldManJoe)
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Waking up at 3am is considered early but staying up until 3am is considered late

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvfxkn/waking_up_at_3am_is_considered_early_but_staying/ (a_coward_irl)
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Someones grave holds the record for being danced on the most.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvfwxh/someones_grave_holds_the_record_for_being_danced/ (AnimalFire77)
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You’re always one decision away from a totally different life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvfwc8/youre_always_one_decision_away_from_a_totally/ ([deleted])
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Caulk is icing but for a house instead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvfv8m/caulk_is_icing_but_for_a_house_instead/ (astrologicalfoxx)
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Even the most hardcore bands sang intimately to a mic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvfv4p/even_the_most_hardcore_bands_sang_intimately_to_a/ (Isntitabouttime69)
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Sunburn is a skin hangover.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvfuq0/sunburn_is_a_skin_hangover/ (Dallai_Farmer34)
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Losing 20 pounds can be horrible in the UK but brilliant in the rest of the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvfrfo/losing_20_pounds_can_be_horrible_in_the_uk_but/ (ShutTheFACUP1105)
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Due to the speed of light, there must be a point in space where you can see earth's past like a movie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvfqff/due_to_the_speed_of_light_there_must_be_a_point/ (zuwiboiii)
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The first thing you do when presented with a haiku is count the syllables

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvfq20/the_first_thing_you_do_when_presented_with_a/ (anotheralan)
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There is an almost impossibly small probability that you could walk straight through a wall.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvfpvu/there_is_an_almost_impossibly_small_probability/ (True_DragonLord)
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Deaf people from different countries ‘speak’ the same language in person but read and write completely different ones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvfpni/deaf_people_from_different_countries_speak_the/ ([deleted])
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We only know about cover-ups that failed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvfoqd/we_only_know_about_coverups_that_failed/ (oeco123)
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Everyone who records a personalised answerphone greeting feels the need to explain that you must “leave a message after the beep” despite everyone knowing how an answerphone works.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvflez/everyone_who_records_a_personalised_answerphone/ (Veteah)
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After the inevitable AI takeover, many of us will be judged on whether or not we replied "good bot".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvfksy/after_the_inevitable_ai_takeover_many_of_us_will/ (DarkRyuujin)
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If you put a chicken patty between 2 pieces of bread, you have a chicken sandwich. If you put a pork chop between 2 pieces of bread, you have a pork sandwich. If you put a beef patty between 2 pieces of bread, you have a burger

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvfjwg/if_you_put_a_chicken_patty_between_2_pieces_of/ (Kingslyman)
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Nothing quite matches the frustration of not being able to set a live ZOOM meeting to 1.5X speed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvfjbc/nothing_quite_matches_the_frustration_of_not/ (YARNIA)
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Takeout always tastes better when it comes in those aluminum foil pans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvfj0a/takeout_always_tastes_better_when_it_comes_in/ (ndnscreamqueen)
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The first dog shot into space probably looked out the window and thought "...but they said I was a good boy?"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvfhox/the_first_dog_shot_into_space_probably_looked_out/ (Chex-0ut)
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We're a bunch of atoms that broke the fourth wall

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvffgu/were_a_bunch_of_atoms_that_broke_the_fourth_wall/ (IzDaGeek)
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Charles Xavier could’ve used his power to make the world believe mutants aren’t dangerous and we can all live harmoniously.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvfdza/charles_xavier_couldve_used_his_power_to_make_the/ (love4sports)
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Babies wont think twice before eating an idustrial aeroplane but will cry if they have to eat mushy peas

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvfczy/babies_wont_think_twice_before_eating_an/ (GigaChumby)
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Depending on the owner, damage can show if something was loved or hated

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvfako/depending_on_the_owner_damage_can_show_if/ (ImSoBoredSoYeah)
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People born in 2010 will be 20 years old in 2030 and will want to emulate the fashion of the early 2000s.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvfa6i/people_born_in_2010_will_be_20_years_old_in_2030/ (grungepants)
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Humans, like all animals, fear death. But while other animals are afraid od death because they feel they must be, we are afraid of death due to its aparent finality.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvfa0l/humans_like_all_animals_fear_death_but_while/ (Lightwingames)
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The human body is so optimized for reproduction that it is possible for a sleeping man to impregnate a sleeping woman.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvf9q5/the_human_body_is_so_optimized_for_reproduction/ ([deleted])
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The most produced useless item is the right shift key.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvf8va/the_most_produced_useless_item_is_the_right_shift/ (Onidanku)
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The steamroller *always* has the right of way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvf8kx/the_steamroller_always_has_the_right_of_way/ (deuceott)
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If a book is advertised to be about everything, it’s probably not really about anything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvf8c2/if_a_book_is_advertised_to_be_about_everything/ (Upsetti_Spaghetti_XD)
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Just pooted so fuckin hard

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvf797/just_pooted_so_fuckin_hard/ (YaImGonnaAskYouToNot)
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"asap" sounds more urgent than "As soon as possible"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvf5s4/asap_sounds_more_urgent_than_as_soon_as_possible/ ([deleted])
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One day we just decide to use one hand more than the other

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvf4q6/one_day_we_just_decide_to_use_one_hand_more_than/ (GunsNotPrescribed)
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It's weird that meeting neighbors isn't a pivotal part of the house buying process

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvf4ly/its_weird_that_meeting_neighbors_isnt_a_pivotal/ (Wyattbecker)
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It is a great irony that the Fleetwood Mac song “Don’t Stop Thinking about Tomorrow” is played mostly on oldies radio stations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvf3g4/it_is_a_great_irony_that_the_fleetwood_mac_song/ (Bjarki56)
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Your vision in your thoughts are always blurry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvf2vc/your_vision_in_your_thoughts_are_always_blurry/ (Akoska7)
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We rent water. We use it, then return it, it's cleaned, then sold again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvf09j/we_rent_water_we_use_it_then_return_it_its/ (tablesturn)
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We kind of live in a reality where Biff has got the almanac and watch movies which try to convince us that it is all just dystopic fiction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvezk7/we_kind_of_live_in_a_reality_where_biff_has_got/ (Lum1nar)
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Having petty debates like white and gold dress versus blue and black were actually a sign of how good we had it back then.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvey8o/having_petty_debates_like_white_and_gold_dress/ (adamantcondition)
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You're always looking at something until the day you die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvey5l/youre_always_looking_at_something_until_the_day/ ([deleted])
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When we sleep our brain goes to random mode

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvey1q/when_we_sleep_our_brain_goes_to_random_mode/ (TsimBouki)
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No one wants to be average, but almost everyone is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvexpp/no_one_wants_to_be_average_but_almost_everyone_is/ (TomerHorowitz)
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No need to be ashamed to fart while you urinate, there's no rain without thunder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvexg9/no_need_to_be_ashamed_to_fart_while_you_urinate/ ([deleted])
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If there are people with IQ even close to 200, there must be also people with IQ close to just one digit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvewnn/if_there_are_people_with_iq_even_close_to_200/ (dakosperson)
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Google does a better job at monitoring us than the NSA.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hveveo/google_does_a_better_job_at_monitoring_us_than/ (Koliosis)
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A blender is also a separator

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvevdn/a_blender_is_also_a_separator/ (sikki_nixx)
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Making money is easy, making a lot of it isn’t

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvev3k/making_money_is_easy_making_a_lot_of_it_isnt/ (yeet-lord876)
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It is probable that a good portion of consumers in the wet wipe industry never think to use a bidet, making their consumption false economy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hveubo/it_is_probable_that_a_good_portion_of_consumers/ (TwoLinesFromHAPPY)
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One day financial descrimination will be the new fight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvetly/one_day_financial_descrimination_will_be_the_new/ (deltamove)
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Conspiracy theories are great resources to train your critical thinking muscles. And you learn how to distinguish correlation from causation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvesrk/conspiracy_theories_are_great_resources_to_train/ (yastta)
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Literally 1 degree doesn't feel like a temperature change outside at all, but feels like a huge difference inside.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hves6v/literally_1_degree_doesnt_feel_like_a_temperature/ (maldo769)
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Refrigerating your hot sauce allows you to cool hot food while still making it hotter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hversx/refrigerating_your_hot_sauce_allows_you_to_cool/ (Schmidtybangbang)
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Chinese like to produce a lot of cheap junk very fast. Japanese like to produce expensive junk very slowly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hveqxh/chinese_like_to_produce_a_lot_of_cheap_junk_very/ (Bluegilling)
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Chicken stock is meat tea

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvenyr/chicken_stock_is_meat_tea/ (tomagkelly)
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It must be awkward for actors to play in shows where "don't pretend to be someone you're not" is the moral of the story.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvelns/it_must_be_awkward_for_actors_to_play_in_shows/ (mightierthor)
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When you swim under water you are also above water unless you are on the bottom of the pool

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvej4o/when_you_swim_under_water_you_are_also_above/ (1019gunner)
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:} looks like someone with a face ask.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvehwc/looks_like_someone_with_a_face_ask/ (BeingAcidwithYOU45)
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There must be a point in every Acrophobe’s head where a fear of heights becomes a fear of space.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hveh7g/there_must_be_a_point_in_every_acrophobes_head/ (tentavia69)
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Most of your birthday party's weren't on your birthday.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvegby/most_of_your_birthday_partys_werent_on_your/ (NegativeElmo)
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Everyone talks about bodies of water, but what about the waters face

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvefao/everyone_talks_about_bodies_of_water_but_what/ (ndoggo)
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Mosquitoes are never going to run out of food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hveewm/mosquitoes_are_never_going_to_run_out_of_food/ ([deleted])
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Some people who do journaling probably have no best friend to tell everything and that doesn't judge them no matter what they tell them so they became their own best friends.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvee1a/some_people_who_do_journaling_probably_have_no/ (AdamantiusTheGreat)
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A "Pull Tab" serves as both a description of itself and a function of itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvedw0/a_pull_tab_serves_as_both_a_description_of_itself/ (mythanksdotgif)
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“Theater kids” are often looked down upon, but all of the cool actors that people idolize were once theater kids

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvec1d/theater_kids_are_often_looked_down_upon_but_all/ (hyper_bolo)
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We all Simp to google.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvebtn/we_all_simp_to_google/ (SADAME_AME)
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You could could create any persona on the internet and there wouldn’t be a reason not to believe you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvea8o/you_could_could_create_any_persona_on_the/ (wO0h0onow)
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I'm glad we found a good use for birthday candles because those little pieces of crap aren't big enough to illuminate anything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hve9kq/im_glad_we_found_a_good_use_for_birthday_candles/ (DonyellTaylor)
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In superhero movies, billionaires are superheroes, whereas in real life, they are thought of as supervillains.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hve8t8/in_superhero_movies_billionaires_are_superheroes/ ([deleted])
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Accepting how ordinary you are is both miserable and wonderful.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hve8bj/accepting_how_ordinary_you_are_is_both_miserable/ (savor92)
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Ironically, the information age seems to have bred the most morons

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hve79e/ironically_the_information_age_seems_to_have_bred/ (getrektlolkek)
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Deciding when to finish a large bag of chips or when to save the ‘crumbs’ is a surprisingly hard decision

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hve77k/deciding_when_to_finish_a_large_bag_of_chips_or/ (SwordOfSierra)
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Someday someone in the future will use game engines to create movies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hve6a4/someday_someone_in_the_future_will_use_game/ (i_dont_haveausername)
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Absolutely crazy that the entire surface of the planet and all of human civilization is floating on a literal ocean of super-heated liquid hellfire

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hve4vn/absolutely_crazy_that_the_entire_surface_of_the/ (vexed_chexmix)
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You're truly rich if your couch is not against the wall.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hve4kh/youre_truly_rich_if_your_couch_is_not_against_the/ (The_Mask_Girl)
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2014 was 6 years ago

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hve4i5/2014_was_6_years_ago/ ([deleted])
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Gum is a chew toy for humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hve480/gum_is_a_chew_toy_for_humans/ ([deleted])
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If an old and poor person was to dress like Keith Richards or Mick Jagger, it would look out of place

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hve43u/if_an_old_and_poor_person_was_to_dress_like_keith/ (zxcvzzzzxz)
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You could be a prodigy/have incredible natural talent for a certain skill, but you may live life not knowing it because you’ve never tried that skill

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hve3wd/you_could_be_a_prodigyhave_incredible_natural/ (uninnovative_poops)
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Life is an ok computer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hve3q1/life_is_an_ok_computer/ (acecase_01)
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The way people look after thousands of generations of genetic selection is proof that ugly people get laid as often as attractive people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hve342/the_way_people_look_after_thousands_of/ (mikebwn_80)
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Laying waste to something is the formal way of “shitting on it”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hve1hb/laying_waste_to_something_is_the_formal_way_of/ ([deleted])
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“Jam out with your clam out” is the female version of “Rock out with your cock out”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hve17x/jam_out_with_your_clam_out_is_the_female_version/ (AG910)
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If you’re scared of being alone in the dark, you're scared of not being alone in the dark

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hve13o/if_youre_scared_of_being_alone_in_the_dark_youre/ (788pie)
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Out there somewhere, there is the world's best fly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hve0u8/out_there_somewhere_there_is_the_worlds_best_fly/ (clouc1223)
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Banana and banana flavored candy are both banana flavored. Thay’re just different species.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvdyir/banana_and_banana_flavored_candy_are_both_banana/ ([deleted])
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Being a lonely guy living in a messy apartment in an ugly industrial area is depressing, but if you experience all that digitally rendered using VR set and surround sound people think it is the coolest thing ever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvdy6s/being_a_lonely_guy_living_in_a_messy_apartment_in/ (Lum1nar)
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You could be living in a dream, and when you wake up it could be your first day in your life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvdxfn/you_could_be_living_in_a_dream_and_when_you_wake/ (Socalist-doggo)
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Any machine can become a smoke machine if you try hard enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvdu9v/any_machine_can_become_a_smoke_machine_if_you_try/ (Socalist-doggo)
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Usidore is right, starlings are jerks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvdso3/usidore_is_right_starlings_are_jerks/ (CoffeeAndCake802)
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It is actually impossible to touch anything, as touching would push electrons in the nucleus and create a chain reaction destroying the whole thing. So we basically destroy everything we 'touch'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvdrum/it_is_actually_impossible_to_touch_anything_as/ (kaseftamjid)
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It can be terrifying to both know and not know yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvdqxo/it_can_be_terrifying_to_both_know_and_not_know/ (TheConjugalVisit)
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Pants are consecutively made to be easy to take off while being hard to take off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvdox2/pants_are_consecutively_made_to_be_easy_to_take/ (kaseftamjid)
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Two competent adults playing Tic Tac Toe will always be a draw.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvdoj3/two_competent_adults_playing_tic_tac_toe_will/ (SyckTycket)
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Parents insist their kids to play with a real puzzle instead of video games without realizing all video games are virtual puzzles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvdntz/parents_insist_their_kids_to_play_with_a_real/ (DudeOkThen)
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If í got a dollar for every girl that found mé unattractive eventually í could become a sugar daddy and get loads of girls

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvdj2y/if_í_got_a_dollar_for_every_girl_that_found_mé/ (MrCorruptChicken)
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if you die of old age you died of not dying

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvdi3e/if_you_die_of_old_age_you_died_of_not_dying/ (Spedyboi76)
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Hollywood is the wild west

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvdhe7/hollywood_is_the_wild_west/ (Halstrop)
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There might be some animals out there who communicate with bubbles the way people used to communicate with smoke signals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvdh3d/there_might_be_some_animals_out_there_who/ ([deleted])
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A 4 year old always hides in the same place and has always the same happiness and excitement when you find him there

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvdh05/a_4_year_old_always_hides_in_the_same_place_and/ (SpacedGeek)
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Alex Trebek probably doesn't know most of the Jeopardy questions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvdgrk/alex_trebek_probably_doesnt_know_most_of_the/ (Roosty_Breadman)
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If your birthday is in July, Your parents most likely failed NNN

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvdgjt/if_your_birthday_is_in_july_your_parents_most/ (wh0-am-l)
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"You miss every shot you don't take," is kind of the basis for a gambling addiction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvde57/you_miss_every_shot_you_dont_take_is_kind_of_the/ (GreySksy)
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Crossing an imaginary line can have not imaginary consequences.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvdcod/crossing_an_imaginary_line_can_have_not_imaginary/ ([deleted])
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Hermione actually had Harry's dick between her legs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvd7bc/hermione_actually_had_harrys_dick_between_her_legs/ (thisshouldbevalid)
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Where a child is from affects how many color pencils or crayons he needs to draw a person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvd5fo/where_a_child_is_from_affects_how_many_color/ (sahebqaran)
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Men in Black is a racially diverse movie, but not because it has a black man as its protagonist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvd22f/men_in_black_is_a_racially_diverse_movie_but_not/ ([deleted])
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Vampires must have to pee a lot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvd07n/vampires_must_have_to_pee_a_lot/ (Hey_Its_Me_23_)
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A bottle of sparkling water contains less actual water than the same size bottle of still water because it contains bubbles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvczz5/a_bottle_of_sparkling_water_contains_less_actual/ (oceanicplatform)
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when you play your baby "the sounds of silence", you have replaced his/her screaming with anything but the sound of silence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvcysh/when_you_play_your_baby_the_sounds_of_silence_you/ (smashed_empires)
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The only type of teachers that are more impressed the less amount of work you do are programming teachers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvcyp5/the_only_type_of_teachers_that_are_more_impressed/ (aabho)
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People leave their phone number at the end of a voicemail despite calling from that same number

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvcycq/people_leave_their_phone_number_at_the_end_of_a/ (_dryp_)
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The most magical part of Harry Potter is the great school food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvcy6q/the_most_magical_part_of_harry_potter_is_the/ (DavidVirtue800)
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A good compromise leaves everybody mad

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvcxn2/a_good_compromise_leaves_everybody_mad/ (Dgvjy2003)
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Computers might be the only thing that freeze on overheating.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvcwhp/computers_might_be_the_only_thing_that_freeze_on/ ([deleted])
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Blind people can communicate in heavy smoke but not underwater.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvcuc8/blind_people_can_communicate_in_heavy_smoke_but/ (RadiantAnnual3)
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Listening to music and masturbating have the same effect, it's just that the pleasure is coming from different parts of your body

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvcsie/listening_to_music_and_masturbating_have_the_same/ (Hudson_Legend)
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Our cell phone numbers are closer to a Social identification number than our SSN.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvcpmc/our_cell_phone_numbers_are_closer_to_a_social/ (TheAdaquiteGatsby)
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The average woman has bled more than the average man during the world wars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvcovu/the_average_woman_has_bled_more_than_the_average/ (ErrorInLoadingName)
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There's a height that too high to survive a fall from but too low for a parachute. That's the true danger zone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvcoij/theres_a_height_that_too_high_to_survive_a_fall/ ([deleted])
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We will all upvote our final post one day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvcnxp/we_will_all_upvote_our_final_post_one_day/ (FlaminGummy)
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The one thing all of humanity can be in agreement with is how useless yet indispensable online reviews are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvcnv8/the_one_thing_all_of_humanity_can_be_in_agreement/ (V_Vi_VI_N)
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We Have No Way of Knowing if We See Colors the Same as Each Other, or just Collectively Agree on what Color something is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvcmsq/we_have_no_way_of_knowing_if_we_see_colors_the/ (Kinger420)
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There problem is that people don’t listen, not that they are stupid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvckdi/there_problem_is_that_people_dont_listen_not_that/ (TsonK)
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The sims games are the adult version of playing barbies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvcikh/the_sims_games_are_the_adult_version_of_playing/ (dahecksman)
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Video editing is so good you could create nonfictional, fictional events

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvch7g/video_editing_is_so_good_you_could_create/ ([deleted])
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One day in a thousand years archeologists are going to find our garbage pits.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvcfp9/one_day_in_a_thousand_years_archeologists_are/ (BlurpBlurps)
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People have died and their wearable tech probably thought they just took their device off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvce13/people_have_died_and_their_wearable_tech_probably/ (dickheadfartface)
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Megamind was actually a very good movie, but it was overshadowed by Despicable Me.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvcd39/megamind_was_actually_a_very_good_movie_but_it/ (Shexfer)
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People are described as "good at heart", but brain does everything. Selfless organ.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvcap2/people_are_described_as_good_at_heart_but_brain/ ([deleted])
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If legality of cocaine and alcohol was switched, we would sit together in the pub every evening, sniff some lines and rant about the youth consuming illegally brewed beer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvc9ok/if_legality_of_cocaine_and_alcohol_was_switched/ (bundesrepu)
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'Banana flavor' is definitely amongst the biggest lies ever told. And for some reason, we all just go along with it!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvc90k/banana_flavor_is_definitely_amongst_the_biggest/ (meandnotsomeonelse)
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You harm yourself to get rid of an itch. Itches are worse than pain

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvc7yc/you_harm_yourself_to_get_rid_of_an_itch_itches/ ([deleted])
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There are more sides of a paper that give paper cuts than can be written on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvc4jt/there_are_more_sides_of_a_paper_that_give_paper/ (welltechnically7)
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More people enter HentaiHaven than actual Heaven.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvbzsx/more_people_enter_hentaihaven_than_actual_heaven/ (CucumberHugger)
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If you move to another country, generations later, you'll be the ancestor that moved your family line to that country.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvby9o/if_you_move_to_another_country_generations_later/ (xxmzie_13)
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We're going to see a lot of grandads in t-shirts in a decade

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvbxul/were_going_to_see_a_lot_of_grandads_in_tshirts_in/ (drunkminator)
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When we think of watermelons we think green, when we think of watermelon flavors we think red.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvbw7q/when_we_think_of_watermelons_we_think_green_when/ ([deleted])
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Thanks to deep fake tech, everyone has deniability for the videos they're in online.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvbw51/thanks_to_deep_fake_tech_everyone_has_deniability/ (PokemonMasterBall)
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Getting interrupted (whether it’s by another person or an object) when masturbating is perhaps the angriest you can ever feel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvbuys/getting_interrupted_whether_its_by_another_person/ (YTAppleDemo)
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Ear wax is probably the most horrible tasting thing in the human body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvbutv/ear_wax_is_probably_the_most_horrible_tasting/ ([deleted])
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Sometime in the future after we colonize Mars, there'll be a group of Flat Martians.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvbtv8/sometime_in_the_future_after_we_colonize_mars/ ([deleted])
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J.K. Rowling must be really hated in the wizarding community for leaking the story of one of their biggest heros of modern times to muggles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvbsvx/jk_rowling_must_be_really_hated_in_the_wizarding/ (Tomminator125)
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We think of newborns as delicate, but they're designed to be squeezed through a narrow tube and come out fine

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvbs79/we_think_of_newborns_as_delicate_but_theyre/ (sgri0b)
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Hot Dogs are meat scrap smoothies wrapped in a plant skin condom

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvbrhl/hot_dogs_are_meat_scrap_smoothies_wrapped_in_a/ (luxmoa)
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The bigger the animal is, the more sorry people feel when it's killed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvbqsa/the_bigger_the_animal_is_the_more_sorry_people/ (SoyUnFracaso)
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A lot of people who get rick rolled never sit through the entire song

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvbpup/a_lot_of_people_who_get_rick_rolled_never_sit/ (KaptainKab00m)
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Movie characters don’t retire, they just seize to exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvbpj4/movie_characters_dont_retire_they_just_seize_to/ ([deleted])
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Being super rich is the closest thing we ever have to having a super power.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvbnxb/being_super_rich_is_the_closest_thing_we_ever/ (dubair)
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Peeing at an Electric Fence is technically Cock and Ball Torture

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvblbw/peeing_at_an_electric_fence_is_technically_cock/ (Tr0ll_420)
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Silicon Valley billionaires have helped a lot of hipsters get more respect in expensive retail stores.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvbizx/silicon_valley_billionaires_have_helped_a_lot_of/ (Here-For-The-Comment)
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If you've walked past murderers without knowing you've probably walked past celebrities without knowing as well

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvbhxa/if_youve_walked_past_murderers_without_knowing/ (EggsdaEggs)
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The flash would be faster on a bicycle than a motorcycle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvbf2m/the_flash_would_be_faster_on_a_bicycle_than_a/ (TutiGamer-_-)
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Wonder if plants scream, but we can't hear it when we cut them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvbdn8/wonder_if_plants_scream_but_we_cant_hear_it_when/ (blthmsphlp)
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Once you start bringing a beach chair to the beach, you are no longer a kid anymore...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvbbu9/once_you_start_bringing_a_beach_chair_to_the/ (The-Calvinator)
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Junk food is bad for you, yet it tastes so good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvbbi2/junk_food_is_bad_for_you_yet_it_tastes_so_good/ (blthmsphlp)
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If we would be wiped out, future civilizations might remember humanity but not the dinosaurs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvb9yz/if_we_would_be_wiped_out_future_civilizations/ (Ivan_the_Stronk)
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If you've ever gotten sunburn you've gotten a radiation burn

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvb7wi/if_youve_ever_gotten_sunburn_youve_gotten_a/ (todd10k)
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When Gordon Ramsay dies, he will actually be in Hell's Kitchen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvb7fp/when_gordon_ramsay_dies_he_will_actually_be_in/ (flipping_heck64)
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Pets do tricks for food. Humans do tricks for sex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvb7a5/pets_do_tricks_for_food_humans_do_tricks_for_sex/ (IasEyes)
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Some people crave relationships because they hate themselves and need other people to love them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvb70m/some_people_crave_relationships_because_they_hate/ (leogun2000)
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When you scratch an itch and it itches even more, it's your body's way of saying "Harder daddy"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvb5tb/when_you_scratch_an_itch_and_it_itches_even_more/ (firegate2233)
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48-hour anti-perspirant isn't that impressive if you're expected to wash up every day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvb40x/48hour_antiperspirant_isnt_that_impressive_if/ (Toonstar23)
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50% chance of winning, seems like pretty good odds. But when it comes to losing, 50% chance, seems way too risky.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvb39t/50_chance_of_winning_seems_like_pretty_good_odds/ ([deleted])
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Someone has to do a quality control flavor check on the vomit flavored jelly bean.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvb2qj/someone_has_to_do_a_quality_control_flavor_check/ (stayathmdad)
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Since most food shares ingredients with drugs we are all technically doing drugs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvavfv/since_most_food_shares_ingredients_with_drugs_we/ (Livid_Stable3371)
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There are two kinds of people... those who spend their lives earning it, and those who spend their lives paying it off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvavbk/there_are_two_kinds_of_people_those_who_spend/ (KylarSternn)
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113-year-olds are technically teenagers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvaudc/113yearolds_are_technically_teenagers/ (FeelThePower999)
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Get a welder and a grinder, and the better you get with the former, the less you'll need the latter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvatya/get_a_welder_and_a_grinder_and_the_better_you_get/ (justfriendshappens)
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The lineage of a legendary figure could have ended at some point and nobody knows about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvaskd/the_lineage_of_a_legendary_figure_could_have/ (Joshywawawa)
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The person who came up with the artificial grape flavor probably never had a real grape in their life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvaro7/the_person_who_came_up_with_the_artificial_grape/ ([deleted])
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Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvaqrd/every_machine_is_a_smoke_machine_if_you_operate/ ([deleted])
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No one ever really intentionally smells their carpet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvao5y/no_one_ever_really_intentionally_smells_their/ ([deleted])
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The dose instructions on a pain medicine bottle is probably hard to find to force you to read the other information.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvan9e/the_dose_instructions_on_a_pain_medicine_bottle/ (Myomyw)
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Breathing helium from a balloon then speaking in a high pitch voice is not immediately relatable humor to a deaf person but they often end up laughing anyways.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvan88/breathing_helium_from_a_balloon_then_speaking_in/ ([deleted])
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Your urine has probably been mixed up with the urine of some celebrity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvan79/your_urine_has_probably_been_mixed_up_with_the/ ([deleted])
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Car designers probably take car sex into consideration

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvamkq/car_designers_probably_take_car_sex_into/ ([deleted])
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At the rate we're going, we might as well get rid of that one Rugrats episode. The one where chucky and Phil dress up as girls go to the park and then gets chased and almost beat up because the baby who were flirting with them didn't know they were actually boys.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvam25/at_the_rate_were_going_we_might_as_well_get_rid/ (harmony-rose)
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Jeff Bezos added 13 billion to his networth on Monday. That’s roughly 4 Mark Cubans or half a Steve Ballmer. Just a single day. Insane.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvakdp/jeff_bezos_added_13_billion_to_his_networth_on/ (JGwtw)
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Have you ever thought that “without” is with ‘out’ while “with” is without ‘out’.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvahff/have_you_ever_thought_that_without_is_with_out/ (poojan-1729)
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The saying “Mercy is for the weak” is a compliment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvagym/the_saying_mercy_is_for_the_weak_is_a_compliment/ (CartoonOG)
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Technically, every buttplug is a plugin

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvag66/technically_every_buttplug_is_a_plugin/ ([deleted])
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You know your videos are good when you watch them for fun.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvafd0/you_know_your_videos_are_good_when_you_watch_them/ (YesILikePizza)
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We are likely to imagine a Man when talking about crime than a Woman.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvaf8g/we_are_likely_to_imagine_a_man_when_talking_about/ (wilsonmathias)
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People lie daily for fake internet points often without considering how their lies might effect others who may perceive them as truths

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvad29/people_lie_daily_for_fake_internet_points_often/ (Obliteration_1)
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Sea Monkeys were just analog pre-digital Tamagotchis.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hvaabq/sea_monkeys_were_just_analog_predigital/ (impreza77)
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TED would have been a very different movie if it had been a middle-aged man’s anime girl body pillow brought to life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hva7p0/ted_would_have_been_a_very_different_movie_if_it/ (Vyuvarax)
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People who have always secretly wished they could wear a bandana around their neck like a cowboy, finally get to do so without fear of public humiliation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hva78j/people_who_have_always_secretly_wished_they_could/ (fishingjohnson)
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Learning to navigate new roads, then becoming comfortable with finding your way around: human version of downloading maps

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hva75n/learning_to_navigate_new_roads_then_becoming/ (bkn95)
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From a fly perspective, bullshit is a positive adjective.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hva5xj/from_a_fly_perspective_bullshit_is_a_positive/ (Vonderchicken)
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Maybe we get wiser as we age because all the brain cells we lose are the ones that were holding us back

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hva4pt/maybe_we_get_wiser_as_we_age_because_all_the/ (Niyi_M)
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We give so much credit to the actor for saying cool lines and not enough to the writers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hva4ad/we_give_so_much_credit_to_the_actor_for_saying/ (princessbridenerd)
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We want eternal youth, not immortality

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hva2wf/we_want_eternal_youth_not_immortality/ (cadagricomiguel)
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The average viewer probably sees the advertisement more times than the people who made it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hva2tz/the_average_viewer_probably_sees_the/ (alonelysaber-returns)
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Most of is were told how not to dance but never taught how to dance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hva2jx/most_of_is_were_told_how_not_to_dance_but_never/ (gthaatar)
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A Nintendo Switch has all the perks of Wii U and Switch Lite, plus the detachable Joycons

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hva1ol/a_nintendo_switch_has_all_the_perks_of_wii_u_and/ (very_polyglot)
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There is someone out there who actually likes the movie Gigli.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hva1l8/there_is_someone_out_there_who_actually_likes_the/ (3-art)
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Genies get infinite wishes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hva1gm/genies_get_infinite_wishes/ ([deleted])
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For a song about gay sex with strangers, YMCA is bizarrely popular.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hva0y1/for_a_song_about_gay_sex_with_strangers_ymca_is/ (poe_todd)
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As a fetus, you’re developed in a dark, small place, just to live life and then die and have your body be put back in a dark, small place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hva0uu/as_a_fetus_youre_developed_in_a_dark_small_place/ (PissyInMyCup)
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When you're dreaming, you might actually be viewing what your other selves are doing in parallel universes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hva07u/when_youre_dreaming_you_might_actually_be_viewing/ (CrystallizedEmerald)
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You can't spell stupid without a u

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv9zs7/you_cant_spell_stupid_without_a_u/ (Greirat2000)
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"Fanboying" is an insult but "Fangirling" is considered cute.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv9zka/fanboying_is_an_insult_but_fangirling_is/ (Minato_the_legend)
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There's a really big difference between flagrant and fragrant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv9yw3/theres_a_really_big_difference_between_flagrant/ (Ficino_)
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We feel happy because of wanting it, not when you already have it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv9xti/we_feel_happy_because_of_wanting_it_not_when_you/ (cadagricomiguel)
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The Sun has a pretty wholesome reputation considering the fact that it's basically just a stack of quadrillions of tons of TNT, with billions of tons exploding each second.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv9x4a/the_sun_has_a_pretty_wholesome_reputation/ (meandnotsomeonelse)
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The world is big, but there is no hiding place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv9w1k/the_world_is_big_but_there_is_no_hiding_place/ (PhD3DP)
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In the animal kingdom, humans have the weirdest reasons for killing other animals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv9tb2/in_the_animal_kingdom_humans_have_the_weirdest/ (Seibzehn17)
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Unscented wipes actually smell terrible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv9ry6/unscented_wipes_actually_smell_terrible/ (luxcococure)
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A person's brain can distort or completely make up past memories due to confabulation, which would allow someone around them, to know them, better than they know themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv9r7o/a_persons_brain_can_distort_or_completely_make_up/ ([deleted])
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Mom stands for Mother Of Me...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv9r1g/mom_stands_for_mother_of_me/ (Lit-Misfit)
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It's tough to concentrate if deep concentration music distracts you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv9p93/its_tough_to_concentrate_if_deep_concentration/ (T_jay_)
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When we start colonizing other planets, Amazon will probably start launching their own Prime rockets just so we can still get 2-day shipping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv9ovz/when_we_start_colonizing_other_planets_amazon/ (dt7693)
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It’s a comforting reflection of the human race that even with thousands of WMDs present, no one has tried to destroy the world yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv9okk/its_a_comforting_reflection_of_the_human_race/ (Mongolium)
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Because most of us forget almost everything about our first few years, and the cells in our body are also always being replaced by newer ones, the person you were when you were 3-4 is gone in every sense of the word.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv9o4m/because_most_of_us_forget_almost_everything_about/ (meandnotsomeonelse)
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Maternity wards all over the world will be overflowing come December

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv9jic/maternity_wards_all_over_the_world_will_be/ (ooneekoosername)
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Cameras will reach a point where they're so advanced that we'll be able to see things on a microscopic level through a simple photograph

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv9j58/cameras_will_reach_a_point_where_theyre_so/ (MNVO16)
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It’s weird how we can shorten “do not” into “don’t”, but can’t shorten “am not” to “amn’t”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv9fw5/its_weird_how_we_can_shorten_do_not_into_dont_but/ (redditorsass9802)
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There's a special place in hell for people on Price is Right who outbid someone else by $1.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv9fh2/theres_a_special_place_in_hell_for_people_on/ (Stylewhat37)
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Winter holidays are there just to distract you from the fact that it's not summer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv9eav/winter_holidays_are_there_just_to_distract_you/ (stojkestojke)
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We are witnessing the death of the handshake as a common formal greeting in the western world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv9e9e/we_are_witnessing_the_death_of_the_handshake_as_a/ (Gwynedd60)
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Since rats share similar biology with humans in regards to testing, whatever Flint Lockwood did to make ratbirds could also work on humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv9e1f/since_rats_share_similar_biology_with_humans_in/ (LoneEagle2112)
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Perhaps we live in a subatomic universe and the solar systems are Atoms and the suns are their nuclei.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv9djd/perhaps_we_live_in_a_subatomic_universe_and_the/ (3-art)
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None of us will ever travel through the universe. But Virtual Reality will probably be good enough in our lifetime that we won’t care

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv9cxr/none_of_us_will_ever_travel_through_the_universe/ (TheresNoHurry)
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Your greatest talent may not exist in your lifetime

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv9cqu/your_greatest_talent_may_not_exist_in_your/ (DanteChurch)
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A mockingbird is a copycat with wings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv9ce6/a_mockingbird_is_a_copycat_with_wings/ (blue_aura26)
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After a long day at work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest, to take a Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he'll get dressed in his Kanye Vest, and go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church to get Kanye Blessed, and then to a hotel to be a Kanye Guest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv9c8l/after_a_long_day_at_work_kanye_west_goes_to_his/ (Here-For-The-Comment)
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It's unfortunate that we have to build automobiles that are designed to crash into each other well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv9bk8/its_unfortunate_that_we_have_to_build_automobiles/ (jiosue)
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Finders keepers is the law of parking lots.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv9asa/finders_keepers_is_the_law_of_parking_lots/ (nneems)
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Auto-correct gives so many illiterate people the ability to properly communicate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv99y1/autocorrect_gives_so_many_illiterate_people_the/ ([deleted])
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Saying you're welcome after thank you and saying thank you after you're welcome both work, but in different contexts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv99u9/saying_youre_welcome_after_thank_you_and_saying/ (MelanthaJezek)
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Midas would probably get rich at first, but after a certain point he would start getting poorer as he single-handedly makes gold prices decline.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv99po/midas_would_probably_get_rich_at_first_but_after/ (meandnotsomeonelse)
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Video games have caused us to hear a lot of sentences we would’ve never heard otherwise

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv99oc/video_games_have_caused_us_to_hear_a_lot_of/ (FebreezeBottleTaster)
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Any machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv98iz/any_machine_is_a_smoke_machine_if_you_operate_it/ (0nlycomedy)
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Mia and Vincent probably won that dance contest because they were the only ones to enter because that is one of the most awkward things two people could ever do and no one else wanted to enter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv95wv/mia_and_vincent_probably_won_that_dance_contest/ ([deleted])
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Peeling a piece of skin from a hangnail to the base of a finger can look more painful than actually losing a finger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv95vt/peeling_a_piece_of_skin_from_a_hangnail_to_the/ ([deleted])
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When you melt ice and drink it has a taste

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv94vf/when_you_melt_ice_and_drink_it_has_a_taste/ (SteliosJ7)
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Between Woody and Wilson, no one has inspired more empathy for inanimate objects than Tom Hanks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv9414/between_woody_and_wilson_no_one_has_inspired_more/ (thehydrastation)
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Most of the people that need therapy can’t afford it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv93d0/most_of_the_people_that_need_therapy_cant_afford/ ([deleted])
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Despite claiming otherwise 'Boom Boom Pow' by Black Eyed Peas is the most 2000-and-late song ever recorded.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv91yl/despite_claiming_otherwise_boom_boom_pow_by_black/ ([deleted])
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The Oscars are going to be really weird next year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv8y1m/the_oscars_are_going_to_be_really_weird_next_year/ (SrA_Saltypants)
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Blinks are the alternative shutter speed of our vision.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv8wnb/blinks_are_the_alternative_shutter_speed_of_our/ ([deleted])
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Fridges are Particle Decelerators

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv8vuh/fridges_are_particle_decelerators/ (geier54321)
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If the Universe is infinite, there could be an exact copy of you far away

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv8uki/if_the_universe_is_infinite_there_could_be_an/ (Green__Wolf)
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You eat 3 times a day but only shit once

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv8tjt/you_eat_3_times_a_day_but_only_shit_once/ ([deleted])
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The parents of colorblind people must've been very concerned when they were first learning the colors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv8sx3/the_parents_of_colorblind_people_mustve_been_very/ (TerrariaChest)
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Family is the original group project.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv8sv5/family_is_the_original_group_project/ (msissler)
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Many people who are above average iq probably suffer a lot because they never learned to work hard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv8sbx/many_people_who_are_above_average_iq_probably/ (meandnotsomeonelse)
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Regrets are thoughts in the "recycle bin"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv8qx0/regrets_are_thoughts_in_the_recycle_bin/ (Seedpound)
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The animals that love us don’t know we are the ones contaminating their environment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv8qhi/the_animals_that_love_us_dont_know_we_are_the/ (omore323)
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Atmosphere is the only thing between vast space-death and life as we know it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv8qar/atmosphere_is_the_only_thing_between_vast/ (HairyHematologist)
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Hyenas might just have a very different sense of humor than we do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv8o7q/hyenas_might_just_have_a_very_different_sense_of/ (TheStudyOfWombology)
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All ants are inbred

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv8mrw/all_ants_are_inbred/ (YET_TO_BE_NAMED)
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Porcupine's spikes are feather shafts without the vanes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv8mim/porcupines_spikes_are_feather_shafts_without_the/ (someweirdbanana)
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"Drive it like you stole it" suggests erratic driving, but if you actually stole a car you would probably drive carefully to avoid drawing attention.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv8ll6/drive_it_like_you_stole_it_suggests_erratic/ (RobertGBradley)
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Water tastes different in different glasses and cups.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv8kpx/water_tastes_different_in_different_glasses_and/ (jblob12359)
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Hedgehog's spikes are feather shafts without the vanes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv8hjz/hedgehogs_spikes_are_feather_shafts_without_the/ ([deleted])
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Professional singers are not likely to hear their own songs, as most of us find our voices horrible in audio recordings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv8h9v/professional_singers_are_not_likely_to_hear_their/ ([deleted])
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"Asbestos-free apples" sounds more suspicious than "apples"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv8gwm/asbestosfree_apples_sounds_more_suspicious_than/ (cadagricomiguel)
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The older you get, you become more fascinated with history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv8ds8/the_older_you_get_you_become_more_fascinated_with/ (zeldathunder82)
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We are all paid actors at work place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv8cfc/we_are_all_paid_actors_at_work_place/ (vinukondamohan)
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The biggest decision you can make to influence your future happiness is your choice of partner. Choose wisely.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv8ah2/the_biggest_decision_you_can_make_to_influence/ (bluesimplicity)
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Our ears look bigger in the mirror because our brain uses a different eye to get information on each one. To get an accurate reflection, close one eye.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv8976/our_ears_look_bigger_in_the_mirror_because_our/ (TheArames)
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Many toddlers want to become abstract artists, but their parents do not allow them to do so

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv88ox/many_toddlers_want_to_become_abstract_artists_but/ (YourAverageNoob69)
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Your heart is always bleeding.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv88jo/your_heart_is_always_bleeding/ (Bilbonorway)
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It must be rather awkward for a werewolf to find out that their deodorant also uses silver.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv85zl/it_must_be_rather_awkward_for_a_werewolf_to_find/ (Nazamroth)
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In a game of Checkers, you only play on half the board.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv84zd/in_a_game_of_checkers_you_only_play_on_half_the/ (RadTaiga)
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People always question whether the chicken came before the egg or not, but everyone just accepts that dinosaurs, the granddaddies of all birds, evolved from marine organisms that adapted to living on land.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv8436/people_always_question_whether_the_chicken_came/ (Knaasbiesbaas)
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If the Declaration Of Independence was ever actually stolen, how many people would legitimately consider Nicolas Cage a chief suspect

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv8403/if_the_declaration_of_independence_was_ever/ (QueenMuffins)
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Amazon's Basics is Costco's Kirkland.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv83py/amazons_basics_is_costcos_kirkland/ (w00dw0rk3r)
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You think that online friends are better than your irl friends because you can't know if they are bad irl

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv83ob/you_think_that_online_friends_are_better_than/ (Alex_plorateur)
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Dads probably bond with dogs so much because, in our society, men don’t get shown a lot of affection but dogs give tons of affection regardless!!!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv83f6/dads_probably_bond_with_dogs_so_much_because_in/ ([deleted])
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You are probably in the background of a stranger's photos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv835v/you_are_probably_in_the_background_of_a_strangers/ (theroyalralph)
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Kinda wild to imagine a country with a flag modeled after a massive multi-national corporation would prioritize massive multi-national corporations over its citizens

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv82hl/kinda_wild_to_imagine_a_country_with_a_flag/ (aaj617)
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Even if just for a millisecond, each of us was once the youngest person on the planet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv818k/even_if_just_for_a_millisecond_each_of_us_was/ ([deleted])
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If o‌‌ne d‌‌ay w‌‌e a‌‌re i‌‌nvaded b‌‌y a‌‌liens w‌‌hich a‌‌re d‌‌esperatelly b‌‌rowsing g‌‌alaxies l‌‌ooking f‌‌or a‌‌n i‌‌nk, p‌‌eople w‌‌ith t‌‌attooes a‌‌re f‌‌ucked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv80vb/if_one_day_we_are_invaded_by_aliens_which_are/ (vpetrychuk)
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The goal of golf is to play less golf

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv7xt8/the_goal_of_golf_is_to_play_less_golf/ (FyreFox76)
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Your FBI guy probably has their own FBI guy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv7w37/your_fbi_guy_probably_has_their_own_fbi_guy/ (RadiantAnnual3)
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The amount of times someone rings your doorbell equals to how well they know you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv7v5e/the_amount_of_times_someone_rings_your_doorbell/ (CharlieTheReptile)
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It is pretty funny that more women post on askmen than askwomen since it is more welcoming to women.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv7uoo/it_is_pretty_funny_that_more_women_post_on_askmen/ (coconutjuices)
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When you're going through a bad phase, and then something good happens and you're left wondering if the bad phase was actually supposed to happen for the good happening.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv7rr2/when_youre_going_through_a_bad_phase_and_then/ (blthmsphlp)
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All it takes is one post to make people breathe manually

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv7rpk/all_it_takes_is_one_post_to_make_people_breathe/ (DimKara_)
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Be able to count on yourself, to tell yourself when you're fucking up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv7r33/be_able_to_count_on_yourself_to_tell_yourself/ (LiveFreeOrDie1488)
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No matter how you cook your meal, it's still going to just digest the same way. Taste is for the brain, food is for sustenance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv7qo1/no_matter_how_you_cook_your_meal_its_still_going/ (blthmsphlp)
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If a person was average in everything that would make him rare

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv7poz/if_a_person_was_average_in_everything_that_would/ (BunnyWan4life)
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Taxes are purposely hard to file, or else there wouldn't be any business for tax filing companies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv7ozf/taxes_are_purposely_hard_to_file_or_else_there/ (falcon-109)
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You better hope your insides never see the light of day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv7oyx/you_better_hope_your_insides_never_see_the_light/ (Milkywaycitizen932)
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Men who spend hours and hours watching sports are the most likely to mock men who "waste their lives" playing video games.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv7oqp/men_who_spend_hours_and_hours_watching_sports_are/ (JesseWegenast)
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If being gay is a sin, we have already been punished enough by being treated differently by the society in every aspect of our lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv7ng8/if_being_gay_is_a_sin_we_have_already_been/ ([deleted])
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Being old is subjective and relative, while aging we always assume people older than us are "really old".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv7m6o/being_old_is_subjective_and_relative_while_aging/ (bundesrepu)
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Water is a beverage whose flavour is it's temperature.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv7kbv/water_is_a_beverage_whose_flavour_is_its/ ([deleted])
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Before we invented recording devices, people never knew that their voices sounded different than how you perceive it yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv7k4g/before_we_invented_recording_devices_people_never/ (Albatraz1997)
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Chickens probably wonder why we are always questioning their motives for crossing a road.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv7jbh/chickens_probably_wonder_why_we_are_always/ (clairsentientbeing)
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Socks are sleeping bags for your feet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv7j4i/socks_are_sleeping_bags_for_your_feet/ (Action_Surge)
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Language is a tool to process thoughts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv7iys/language_is_a_tool_to_process_thoughts/ (powdertuff)
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Half the reason why people tint their windows is so they can be anonymous jerks in traffic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv7hwf/half_the_reason_why_people_tint_their_windows_is/ (robjoefelt)
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Captchas have become extremely harder making it more possible for bots to solve it than humans which defeats the purpose.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv7hiq/captchas_have_become_extremely_harder_making_it/ (Thesecondiss)
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Change is a gift that is given, when you are no longer doing yourself justice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv7h2g/change_is_a_gift_that_is_given_when_you_are_no/ (Kaitron5000)
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Saying “ASAP” sounds more urgent than “as soon as possible”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv7gan/saying_asap_sounds_more_urgent_than_as_soon_as/ ([deleted])
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“No idea is a stupid idea” is a stupid idea

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv7fsk/no_idea_is_a_stupid_idea_is_a_stupid_idea/ (asdff1526)
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People seem to be sadder when few people die more than thousands dead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv7ee0/people_seem_to_be_sadder_when_few_people_die_more/ (cheesykartoffel)
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A genuine compliment from an enemy is worth more than one from a friend.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv7d7q/a_genuine_compliment_from_an_enemy_is_worth_more/ (victor_knight)
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When you're scheduled for a colonoscopy, weigh yourself when you've completed the prep so you know your weight when you're not full of shit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv7czp/when_youre_scheduled_for_a_colonoscopy_weigh/ (BarryZZZ)
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Male pornstars probably aren’t too fond of the “you are what you eat” saying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv7av9/male_pornstars_probably_arent_too_fond_of_the_you/ ([deleted])
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A single person can be smart, but a group of people will typically be dumb

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv7apo/a_single_person_can_be_smart_but_a_group_of/ ([deleted])
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Most of our favourite adult actors will die in our lifetime

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv7agv/most_of_our_favourite_adult_actors_will_die_in/ (JustAWaffleBro)
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don't use your child's embarrassing stories as dinner party talk. They are your child's personal memories and humiliating them for a laugh isn't cool.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv77fw/dont_use_your_childs_embarrassing_stories_as/ (Pitiful_Walk)
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Eat. You won't regret it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv77bm/eat_you_wont_regret_it/ (pmurk01)
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If we create a conspiracy that claims being non-healthy is part of the elites world takeover agenda, we could trick stupid people into doing smart things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv73v4/if_we_create_a_conspiracy_that_claims_being/ (jezus317410)
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The rules of supply and demand don't apply to diamonds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv735q/the_rules_of_supply_and_demand_dont_apply_to/ ([deleted])
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We could make a lot more effectively packed graveyards if we buried our dead vertically

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv71up/we_could_make_a_lot_more_effectively_packed/ (General-Anderson)
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Drug detection dogs believe they’re looking for their favorite toy when they are sniffing an area for drugs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv6ygp/drug_detection_dogs_believe_theyre_looking_for/ (RealisticYogurt6)
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1000 years into the future everything that has a version will have a number that’s waaaay up there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv6vt1/1000_years_into_the_future_everything_that_has_a/ (MihaiMihaiMihai)
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I've never met someone who's claimed to be 5'11

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv6vml/ive_never_met_someone_whos_claimed_to_be_511/ (london_jack)
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tiktok dancing looks like ASL on steroids

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv6vm6/tiktok_dancing_looks_like_asl_on_steroids/ (OhSoSorryWrongHole)
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The ‘Movie Trailer Voice’ went from being on every trailer to being on no trailers; didn't even notice the change happening.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv6u17/the_movie_trailer_voice_went_from_being_on_every/ (pacotronic87)
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Kids are the most philosophical people on the internet as portrayed by their peers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv6t5x/kids_are_the_most_philosophical_people_on_the/ (TruthSeekingEye)
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In the right environment, every outfit can be camouflage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv6sqj/in_the_right_environment_every_outfit_can_be/ (Levi_FtM)
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Analogies, metaphores, and similar things are best used for explanation instead of argumentation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv6ra3/analogies_metaphores_and_similar_things_are_best/ (Koifish_Coyote)
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Nobody remembers what their first solid meal was as a child.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv6o82/nobody_remembers_what_their_first_solid_meal_was/ (etherealjunkie)
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All of us with steam accounts that have hundreds of games we’ve barely played are setting up our retirement activity schedules far in advance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv6mog/all_of_us_with_steam_accounts_that_have_hundreds/ (GreggoryBasore)
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There probably isn't a single person in the world that has the same exact music taste as you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv6lyx/there_probably_isnt_a_single_person_in_the_world/ (Vyladence)
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People with unibrows have more total eyebrow hair, but a lower number of eyebrows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv6koi/people_with_unibrows_have_more_total_eyebrow_hair/ (999Scb_)
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We’re all just npc’s in a game of life. Only the rich and powerful get to play the game.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv6jl3/were_all_just_npcs_in_a_game_of_life_only_the/ (not-Brady2112)
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If someone fires a modern gun at you, the bullet will hit you before the sound from the shot reaches your ears.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv6hg5/if_someone_fires_a_modern_gun_at_you_the_bullet/ (Prtctr10)
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Only fans has shown that most girls will get their boobs out if the price is right.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv6gir/only_fans_has_shown_that_most_girls_will_get/ (JamesMccloud360)
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If anyone ever used energy from a wind turbine to power a fan, they'd be converting wind into electricity, back into wind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv6fkh/if_anyone_ever_used_energy_from_a_wind_turbine_to/ (BasketCase559)
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It doesn't matter how many times you earn achievements or how much money you make because there is always someone that is disappointed, ashamed, discourages, or just hate you for being yourself. These people can and will occur in your life no matter how successful you become.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv6eqs/it_doesnt_matter_how_many_times_you_earn/ (ddiioonnaa)
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People who watch the 11 PM news probably don't watch the 5 AM news, and vice versa.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv6emc/people_who_watch_the_11_pm_news_probably_dont/ (round-disk)
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“100 years ago” still feels like the turn-of-the-century instead of 1920.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv6dkn/100_years_ago_still_feels_like_the/ (ZeyPlay)
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A drunk person could be having a stroke and nobody would know until he’s dead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv6c66/a_drunk_person_could_be_having_a_stroke_and/ (Bruh_moment-plus)
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Newports logo is fatter than the Nike logo persuading smokers to “just do it” and smoke that cigarette already...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv6bbz/newports_logo_is_fatter_than_the_nike_logo/ (PurpleRackSheets)
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Getting a captcha right in the first attempt provides a unique, momentary source of validation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv68xj/getting_a_captcha_right_in_the_first_attempt/ (jalmao)
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The scariest thing is when you are trying to scare someone and they scare you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv68kx/the_scariest_thing_is_when_you_are_trying_to/ (Yuncus)
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No such thing as new pictures. They turn old immediately

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv62su/no_such_thing_as_new_pictures_they_turn_old/ (JaxSoder)
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Some people are so afraid of being lonely that they'll stick with the wrong person until the end.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv62hh/some_people_are_so_afraid_of_being_lonely_that/ (skandinsky)
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¿ʇᴉppǝɹ uo dn lloɹɔs ɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ uᴉ ǝldoǝd op

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv62fv/ʇᴉppǝɹ_uo_dn_lloɹɔs_ɐᴉlɐɹʇsn_uᴉ_ǝldoǝd_op/ (Swigor)
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If u care a lot about someone you love her/him but If people love themselves it is egotistical

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv606l/if_u_care_a_lot_about_someone_you_love_herhim_but/ (HotHotPotato79)
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The Mona Lisa is famous for being a famous painting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv5ygh/the_mona_lisa_is_famous_for_being_a_famous/ (calendar_cable)
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If you give someone two second chances you have given them a second second chance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv5ww6/if_you_give_someone_two_second_chances_you_have/ (RandomGuyDude06)
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If mosquitoes didn't make us itch we wouldn't hate them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv5uwp/if_mosquitoes_didnt_make_us_itch_we_wouldnt_hate/ (mooser185)
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When we think of apples we think red, but when we think of apple flavored we think green.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv5ti1/when_we_think_of_apples_we_think_red_but_when_we/ (Greyscale_God)
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Science doesn't care if you buy into the hype or not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv5q13/science_doesnt_care_if_you_buy_into_the_hype_or/ (DangerousDeveloper)
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Fans are super quiet considering they have spinning blades and a motor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv5paa/fans_are_super_quiet_considering_they_have/ (habitualmoose)
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We are all sea creatures. The only reason land dwelling animals can survive on land is because we took a whole bunch of water from the ocean and keep it inside ourselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv5p1x/we_are_all_sea_creatures_the_only_reason_land/ (lightly_salted_fetus)
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You can’t imagine someone else’s voice in a different accent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv5olo/you_cant_imagine_someone_elses_voice_in_a/ (SamTP08)
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The only way world peace would exist is if human warfare operated on a galactic scale.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv5o8z/the_only_way_world_peace_would_exist_is_if_human/ (zuwiboiii)
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School is a place that teaches everyone the same thing, in the same way, give grades based on that and then preach creativity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv5o4t/school_is_a_place_that_teaches_everyone_the_same/ (loosetacos)
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The word "bed" is shaped like a bed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv5n3n/the_word_bed_is_shaped_like_a_bed/ (Natou844)
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Create a fridge with a plastic door just to annoy people that like to put lots of magnets on it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv5mer/create_a_fridge_with_a_plastic_door_just_to_annoy/ (rubenmiq)
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Google is technically the worlds biggest porn site because if you search for porn it will show it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv5m8z/google_is_technically_the_worlds_biggest_porn/ (BenBlakeTubeTV)
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Infinite number of monkeys at an infinite number of keyboards wouldn't produce Shakespeare, it would produce online forums

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv5i47/infinite_number_of_monkeys_at_an_infinite_number/ (SeanFromQueens)
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Almost half the world's population is below avarage at statistics.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv5gs4/almost_half_the_worlds_population_is_below/ (Jennysau)
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The word symmetry isn't symmetrical

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv5cjp/the_word_symmetry_isnt_symmetrical/ (blagaga104)
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Seven, green and Tuesday have the same vibe to them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv5bqd/seven_green_and_tuesday_have_the_same_vibe_to_them/ ([deleted])
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The opposite of a waterfall is a firefly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv5bq8/the_opposite_of_a_waterfall_is_a_firefly/ (Fallen_Leaves16)
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A funeral is not a day in a lifetime. It is a lifetime in a day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv5b46/a_funeral_is_not_a_day_in_a_lifetime_it_is_a/ (kenzi28)
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If all of us became immortal, we would wish to die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv5afn/if_all_of_us_became_immortal_we_would_wish_to_die/ (ddiioonnaa)
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The word "Fat" in caps looks like the word, "Eat" with the bottom line-thingy erased. Or eaten.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv57mi/the_word_fat_in_caps_looks_like_the_word_eat_with/ (Fallen_Leaves16)
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Deaf people can communicate underwater but not in heavy smoke

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv56vr/deaf_people_can_communicate_underwater_but_not_in/ (Darkmaster666666)
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Astronauts must be considered remote workers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv55wd/astronauts_must_be_considered_remote_workers/ (yonosetampoco)
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Most people can't comprehend mathematics because they are taught to regurgitate facts without understanding

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv54nz/most_people_cant_comprehend_mathematics_because/ (wcslater)
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Everyone has kicked a pregnant woman before, and was also the youngest person alive at one point. And people are dropping dead every minute or so. Maybe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv53y0/everyone_has_kicked_a_pregnant_woman_before_and/ ([deleted])
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If track and field followed the same approach as swimming, we’d have the 100 meter skip, 100 meter hop, and 200 meter walk backwards

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv528e/if_track_and_field_followed_the_same_approach_as/ (SafetyDanceInMyPants)
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Every day is leg day if one is obese enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv520g/every_day_is_leg_day_if_one_is_obese_enough/ (touchableuntouchable)
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If the hero in a movie pisses you off, their acting is poor. If a villain pisses you off, their acting is good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv5177/if_the_hero_in_a_movie_pisses_you_off_their/ (Arquaza346)
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There is a non-zero chance that your dead body is used as fuel by future civilizations

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv4y1u/there_is_a_nonzero_chance_that_your_dead_body_is/ ([deleted])
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You never see a wreck with 2 cars that look the same because we usually notice a car that looks just like the one we are driving.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv4xk9/you_never_see_a_wreck_with_2_cars_that_look_the/ (joevilla1369)
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Every continent on earth is technically an island.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv4w47/every_continent_on_earth_is_technically_an_island/ (SomethinFunierThan24)
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You've probably seen mars, you just didn't know it was mars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv4v65/youve_probably_seen_mars_you_just_didnt_know_it/ (juleskriek0702)
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search history is something no one would share with others

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv4uq0/search_history_is_something_no_one_would_share/ (HairyWolverine)
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Autocorrect has probably saved you from a massively embarrassing typo that you didn't even realise

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv4ue6/autocorrect_has_probably_saved_you_from_a/ (wcslater)
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Restarting your macbook in a library is akin to farting in an elevator

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv4u2y/restarting_your_macbook_in_a_library_is_akin_to/ (darksedan)
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Anna and Elsas' parents are the true antagonists of the Frozen series

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv4tx4/anna_and_elsas_parents_are_the_true_antagonists/ (Opheliac12)
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Corn is separated at birth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv4trv/corn_is_separated_at_birth/ (monsieurmarseille)
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Cute animals on the internet are illiterate and their grammar sucks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv4sx8/cute_animals_on_the_internet_are_illiterate_and/ (redvakho)
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All art you see on a screen is technically pixelart

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv4slx/all_art_you_see_on_a_screen_is_technically/ (Muntan)
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In the future, our traps to kill predatory animals (to protect native birds and wildlife) may become obsolete due to natural selection making animals smarter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv4rpt/in_the_future_our_traps_to_kill_predatory_animals/ (iLurkRedditYep)
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John Cena is in every picture.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv4qy7/john_cena_is_in_every_picture/ (AziPloua)
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Michael Caine's Alfred is a Cockney butler for the insanely rich Wayne family

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv4p3y/michael_caines_alfred_is_a_cockney_butler_for_the/ (GGAllinPartridge)
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It's absolutely crazy to think about how far back your family goes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv4p1b/its_absolutely_crazy_to_think_about_how_far_back/ (Rftranstv)
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You always either poor too little or too much of ketchup, or different sauce.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv4ovb/you_always_either_poor_too_little_or_too_much_of/ (Funny_jerk)
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One ghost is a lot scarier than many ghosts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv4osj/one_ghost_is_a_lot_scarier_than_many_ghosts/ (kimochii12)
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We are probably light years from actually experiencing passage of a light year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv4oma/we_are_probably_light_years_from_actually/ ([deleted])
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Jacking to dead pornstars

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv4o8t/jacking_to_dead_pornstars/ (doubledoodoo)
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The rain and water around us is the same rain and water from the beginning of earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv4kzl/the_rain_and_water_around_us_is_the_same_rain_and/ (Imhere4thejokes)
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Schools are more about remembering than teaching you how to think for yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv4imd/schools_are_more_about_remembering_than_teaching/ (wcslater)
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You could fail a task successfully if you failed it on purpose.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv4ik2/you_could_fail_a_task_successfully_if_you_failed/ (HayangIsNoob)
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If you come in 2nd in the competition for world's biggest losers then you are actually the biggest loser in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv4ib5/if_you_come_in_2nd_in_the_competition_for_worlds/ (dawnmaster420)
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Technically everything you move is with your mind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv4i8z/technically_everything_you_move_is_with_your_mind/ (Luciferthelemon)
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Someone has to make sounds for hentai

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv4hr7/someone_has_to_make_sounds_for_hentai/ ([deleted])
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A lot of people have probably spent more of their life without a shirt on than with

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv4fvk/a_lot_of_people_have_probably_spent_more_of_their/ (jasoneill23)
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Most of us live our lives stuck between rich people making a profit by charging you more, and rich people saving money by paying you less.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv4dt0/most_of_us_live_our_lives_stuck_between_rich/ (4and1punt)
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Despite having only one life, we often live as if we have a “load last save” option.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv4dr7/despite_having_only_one_life_we_often_live_as_if/ ([deleted])
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A.I. taking over the world will never happen cause in all such movies A.I. rebel cause humans treat them like 2nd class citizens but in our reality the poor are treated like 2nd class citizens while machines are looked after cause they coST mOnEy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv4bsv/ai_taking_over_the_world_will_never_happen_cause/ (DoranMoonblade)
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If we start naming every number ever, every word ever will also represent a number alongside it's normal meaning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv4bka/if_we_start_naming_every_number_ever_every_word/ (T4HU)
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Despite having only one life, we often live as we have a “reload last save” option.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv4b5r/despite_having_only_one_life_we_often_live_as_we/ ([deleted])
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Language Learning: Having to work to unlock your personality!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv49t7/language_learning_having_to_work_to_unlock_your/ (SelfAugmenting)
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At one point, you were the youngest person in existence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv47bt/at_one_point_you_were_the_youngest_person_in/ (thaiduitx)
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Reality and fantasy sound really similar and really different and that's amazing and poetic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv474y/reality_and_fantasy_sound_really_similar_and/ (cooljazz55)
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If it was always raining we wouldn't care about getting wet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv45ni/if_it_was_always_raining_we_wouldnt_care_about/ (2WongNThanksFuFish)
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When you have all your adult teeth, every bite you take off an apple looks the same

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv458t/when_you_have_all_your_adult_teeth_every_bite_you/ (Fishy_bubbles)
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You will swallow a bug at least once while asleep during your lifetime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv4555/you_will_swallow_a_bug_at_least_once_while_asleep/ (LunaticMcGee)
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Prostitution is (perhaps) the only job that can get you more jobs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv44nn/prostitution_is_perhaps_the_only_job_that_can_get/ (ImagineDroppingRisky)
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If you do the math, 446 will die every day in a group of 20.5 million people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv44az/if_you_do_the_math_446_will_die_every_day_in_a/ (Patrickynewt)
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It looks better to have thousands of followers but not follow anyone than having thousands of followers and follow thousands of people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv41w8/it_looks_better_to_have_thousands_of_followers/ (gabzlel)
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When mopping, it looks like you are painting the floor with water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv41m6/when_mopping_it_looks_like_you_are_painting_the/ (HielcoW)
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Old people love to point out areas that looked way different in the past; we'll do the same but it'll be websites that we'll be pointing out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv40ck/old_people_love_to_point_out_areas_that_looked/ (TruthBeWanted)
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You cannot drive a Lamborghini over 100km/hr because you can't buy one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv3zph/you_cannot_drive_a_lamborghini_over_100kmhr/ ([deleted])
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Neanderthal cultures were probably diverse and very foreign to each other, just like the cultures of homo sapiens sapiens

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv3wm2/neanderthal_cultures_were_probably_diverse_and/ (treesmoke42)
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Life as adults just doesn't seem as happy as when we were kids because we've been chasing that feeling of the last day of school and never go it again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv3wag/life_as_adults_just_doesnt_seem_as_happy_as_when/ (TroothBeToldPodcast)
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somewhere out there, there is the kid who faked brain cancer operating under a different account

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv3ucw/somewhere_out_there_there_is_the_kid_who_faked/ (cinnamonbagelcatman)
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A car is usually 2/3 seats wide while a bus is 4 seats wide with a gap in the middle yet they take up the same amount of space in the lane

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv3tv3/a_car_is_usually_23_seats_wide_while_a_bus_is_4/ (9ULTIMATEMASTER9)
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The power of invisibility would make you blind because the light would go right through your retina and wouldn't be able to bounce inside your eyes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv3t8g/the_power_of_invisibility_would_make_you_blind/ (graablikk)
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Vans will probably over take Reebok's as the new “dad shoe” in 10 years

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv3s9e/vans_will_probably_over_take_reeboks_as_the_new/ (Mitch7x)
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Schools are more about passing than learning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv3r0l/schools_are_more_about_passing_than_learning/ (Jezzy77)
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Rich kids have a toy box, while poor kids have a toy box.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv3qjy/rich_kids_have_a_toy_box_while_poor_kids_have_a/ (Dandarabilla)
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Fish being snatched out of the water must be very surprised to see a view from above the water. A pretty good final view.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv3pxt/fish_being_snatched_out_of_the_water_must_be_very/ (SamarthRajani666)
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Everyone has at least one thing they’d like to change about themselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv3o78/everyone_has_at_least_one_thing_theyd_like_to/ (fazzyywazzyy)
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Perhaps people associated sadness with the color blue because whenever they saw something blue it always seemed endless ( e.g., oceans and skies), just like how it feels to be down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv3o6c/perhaps_people_associated_sadness_with_the_color/ (ensiab)
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Fish and sharks most likely think boats are organic animals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv3lcd/fish_and_sharks_most_likely_think_boats_are/ (TalkingMoose05)
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People probably enjoy eating chicken so much because it tastes like everything else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv3kts/people_probably_enjoy_eating_chicken_so_much/ (MissTakenID)
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The atoms that consist you might have been from a dinosaur. So basically we're all shapeshifters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv3kp6/the_atoms_that_consist_you_might_have_been_from_a/ (Quez_laz)
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Romantic love and physical attractions are two separate things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv3kon/romantic_love_and_physical_attractions_are_two/ (sailmoonboat)
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You can legally fuck super smash bros. melee

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv3kmh/you_can_legally_fuck_super_smash_bros_melee/ (Speachlezz)
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Floof is fluff, but saggier.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv3hja/floof_is_fluff_but_saggier/ (Soul-Rex)
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You can force yourself into drinking water by eating spicy foods

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv3hij/you_can_force_yourself_into_drinking_water_by/ (bioravity)
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Never write a story from the perspective of a doorknob

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv3g5h/never_write_a_story_from_the_perspective_of_a/ (BreakingEULaws)
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In Risk, we learn more about spending wisely than Monopoly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv3fgq/in_risk_we_learn_more_about_spending_wisely_than/ (Ninjapriest1111)
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Having birthdays is great for your health. It's been proven that people who have had the most birthdays live the longest

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv3eo0/having_birthdays_is_great_for_your_health_its/ (AgentCPU0)
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In the future space travel to other planets will probably be as common as a flying to other countries is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv3eja/in_the_future_space_travel_to_other_planets_will/ (Goldendov75)
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When a woman is pregnant with a boy, she has a mini penis inside her

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv3dh6/when_a_woman_is_pregnant_with_a_boy_she_has_a/ (laura6664)
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Neowise must be the slowest falling comet, been falling for the last week.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv3d84/neowise_must_be_the_slowest_falling_comet_been/ (sammylnyc)
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Criminals on death row are technically getting sacrificed for the greater good

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv3ctw/criminals_on_death_row_are_technically_getting/ (brickyboi19)
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If you fart on an ant, will it think it’s a flashbang? They navigate by smell, so it seems logical

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv38if/if_you_fart_on_an_ant_will_it_think_its_a/ (Airrz10)
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You being alone in a room makes you the smartest person in the room.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv3894/you_being_alone_in_a_room_makes_you_the_smartest/ (Beginnerer)
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Water is H2O (it has oxygen in it), yet when it is humid outside, it feels more stuffy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv382m/water_is_h2o_it_has_oxygen_in_it_yet_when_it_is/ (Girlinda7)
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There are a lot of feelings we will never feel because we never evolved to have them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv359p/there_are_a_lot_of_feelings_we_will_never_feel/ (YTBestOfBestStudio)
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interestingasfuck is interest in gas fuck.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv341o/interestingasfuck_is_interest_in_gas_fuck/ (DangerousDeveloper)
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All of chips fancy flavors (roast beef, teriyaki chicken etc.) just taste like bbq and chicken flavor

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv32vc/all_of_chips_fancy_flavors_roast_beef_teriyaki/ (maulvi-haha)
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Blinks get removed from your memory.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv3166/blinks_get_removed_from_your_memory/ (WokeHouseSlave)
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Successful people live their entire lives by being confident and not caring what other people think, only to get into positions of power and have their job be caring about other people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv302i/successful_people_live_their_entire_lives_by/ (hunterhmh9)
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If every student got an F on their test, would the person who got F+ be nerdy and a sweat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv2zgp/if_every_student_got_an_f_on_their_test_would_the/ (maulvi-haha)
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You stop your bones from rotting every day by cleaning them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv2ysx/you_stop_your_bones_from_rotting_every_day_by/ ([deleted])
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The number one cause of divorce is marriage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv2udj/the_number_one_cause_of_divorce_is_marriage/ (maulvi-haha)
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If Inertia Dampeners existed that were tied to a fixed point in space, and if they stopped you completely, you'd be able to watch as the Sun and planets left without you, as not only is our Solar system spiraling through the Galaxy, but our Galaxy is cruising through space as it expands.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv2omw/if_inertia_dampeners_existed_that_were_tied_to_a/ (DizzyDJW)
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Hyperproductivity didn't maximize human fufillment, it maximized corporate profit. The saw of capitalism reciprocates.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv2oco/hyperproductivity_didnt_maximize_human_fufillment/ (chestofpoop)
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The saying “crystal clear” is meant to show transparency on something, however crystals really aren't that clear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv2n70/the_saying_crystal_clear_is_meant_to_show/ (Craftixal)
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If a character in a movie/TV show pisses you off then the actor is doing an excellent job

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv2l70/if_a_character_in_a_movietv_show_pisses_you_off/ (viviflash12345)
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Some shells on the beach are over 40 000 years old and come from small animals, therefore if the animals where the shells come from all of a sudden go extinct, we wouldn't know untill 40 000 years later.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv2jsd/some_shells_on_the_beach_are_over_40_000_years/ (Sovietunion_gang)
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When the question "What is your favorite animal" is asked, nobody ever answers "Humans".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv2fun/when_the_question_what_is_your_favorite_animal_is/ (OptimisticAlone)
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As soon as a shark is born they immediately fight in a battle royale

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv2bjk/as_soon_as_a_shark_is_born_they_immediately_fight/ (Sad1stic_Panc4ke)
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Why are there hotdogs but not hotcats?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv2bdz/why_are_there_hotdogs_but_not_hotcats/ (Kangaroos_r_Trexdeer)
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If men had balls of steel, they will never get prostrate cancer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv2ba9/if_men_had_balls_of_steel_they_will_never_get/ (TheImpossibleBanana)
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If something is expensive than expected, we doubt on it. If something is cheaper than expected, we doubt even more.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv2api/if_something_is_expensive_than_expected_we_doubt/ (SanketPhule)
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If people started arresting the people who had the world’s biggest dicks, eventually you might be arrested.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv28bs/if_people_started_arresting_the_people_who_had/ (AirMasterjoel)
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The movies got it right. All zombie waves will devastate U.S. the most. And others will draw borders around them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv24ts/the_movies_got_it_right_all_zombie_waves_will/ (ordenax)
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Nose and Ears play equal role as eyes in seeing things for the people who wear glasses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv23n0/nose_and_ears_play_equal_role_as_eyes_in_seeing/ (himan0shu)
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I’d pay 3 pennies NOT to hear some people’s thoughts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv23hr/id_pay_3_pennies_not_to_hear_some_peoples_thoughts/ (blue_aura26)
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Since chickens are related to dinosaurs, it probably stands to reason that dinosaurs tasted like chicken.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv22ym/since_chickens_are_related_to_dinosaurs_it/ ([deleted])
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If we were all actually in a dream we must have wet ourselves a LOT!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv22rj/if_we_were_all_actually_in_a_dream_we_must_have/ (Lilfizz33)
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An eclipse just so coincidentally has the sun perfectly blocked out by the moon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv22lj/an_eclipse_just_so_coincidentally_has_the_sun/ (woah_cowboy)
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Some conspiracy theories are probably news of the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv21hw/some_conspiracy_theories_are_probably_news_of_the/ (Lum1nar)
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Some conspiracy theories are probably news of the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv212h/some_conspiracy_theories_are_probably_news_of_the/ (Lum1nar)
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The word "sauce" has probably been said more times than the amount of milliseconds in the average lifetime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv20v9/the_word_sauce_has_probably_been_said_more_times/ (Eli1247)
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Someone who conditions every day either takes great care of their body or their hair

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv20py/someone_who_conditions_every_day_either_takes/ ([deleted])
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Earth’s crust is about 18 miles thick. One of the tallest elevators in the world is around 7 thousand miles tall. We’d only need about 14 really tall elevators in order to reach Earth’s mantle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv20mb/earths_crust_is_about_18_miles_thick_one_of_the/ ([deleted])
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The world's most unlucky person probably was unlucky enough to not be born

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv20lo/the_worlds_most_unlucky_person_probably_was/ (ILAY1M)
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Death: the moment memories stop being made, and start being cherished.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv20hp/death_the_moment_memories_stop_being_made_and/ (dukunt)
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The expression telling someone they are your rock is probably taken a lot more seriously by cocaine addicts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv1z7k/the_expression_telling_someone_they_are_your_rock/ ([deleted])
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There are two types of people: those who pee when they're nervous and those who can’t pee when they’re nervous

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv1ytd/there_are_two_types_of_people_those_who_pee_when/ ([deleted])
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The expression telling someone they are your rock probably is taken a lot more seriously by cocaine addicts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv1yqc/the_expression_telling_someone_they_are_your_rock/ ([deleted])
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We're all horrible people hiding secrets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv1yny/were_all_horrible_people_hiding_secrets/ (SlamCakeMasta)
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Rickrolling an orphan is sadistic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv1y8x/rickrolling_an_orphan_is_sadistic/ (blue_aura26)
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Humans are half merfolk, half centaur, and half minotaur.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv1vuy/humans_are_half_merfolk_half_centaur_and_half/ (NoLimitsYT)
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The sun is both extremely heavy and extremely light

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv1voe/the_sun_is_both_extremely_heavy_and_extremely/ (husbus)
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You can actually see atoms, but not individually

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv1sql/you_can_actually_see_atoms_but_not_individually/ (cadagricomiguel)
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Everybody's heart could've synced up once and we would'nt even know it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv1so4/everybodys_heart_couldve_synced_up_once_and_we/ (100BlackKids)
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Something that's priceless holds the same value as something that’a worthless, mathematically speaking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv1sm8/something_thats_priceless_holds_the_same_value_as/ (MrTsquared88)
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Think about a penguin doing some skateboarding but the penguin isn’t doing pretty well because it can’t bends it’s knees. Isn’t it funny

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv1s7k/think_about_a_penguin_doing_some_skateboarding/ (Elias-L)
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We feel happy when we drink booze because ignorance is bliss and drinking kills your brain cells, making you dumber.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv1pc7/we_feel_happy_when_we_drink_booze_because/ (Chunkychickenxp11)
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Elroy Jetson's eyes don't look like anyone in his family but do look like other characters in the show suggesting he isn't their son or at least not George's son.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv1np9/elroy_jetsons_eyes_dont_look_like_anyone_in_his/ (messyslate)
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Duck duck goose is a terrifying game for fat kids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv1mgh/duck_duck_goose_is_a_terrifying_game_for_fat_kids/ (DoesThisMatter)
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There might be a treasure chest or dozens of dead bodies under your house that the builders of the house didn’t even know about

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv1m1e/there_might_be_a_treasure_chest_or_dozens_of_dead/ ([deleted])
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There are an infinite amount of numbers in between the number "0" and "1".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv1lsi/there_are_an_infinite_amount_of_numbers_in/ (sazafar_x)
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Mario is Miyamoto’s OC.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv1lft/mario_is_miyamotos_oc/ (JoshuwaDoesReddit)
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Careful not to be so so open minded that your brain falls out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv1j17/careful_not_to_be_so_so_open_minded_that_your/ ([deleted])
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If an ambulance turns its lights on while driving, something bad has happened. If it turns its lights off while driving, something worse has happened.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv1j0j/if_an_ambulance_turns_its_lights_on_while_driving/ (Shaydog555)
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It feels almost silly to think that, despite our leaps and bounds in making technology, our fundamental goal when creating electricity is to boil water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv1hdm/it_feels_almost_silly_to_think_that_despite_our/ (Bob_Tuba)
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When you open the door to cool down the room, you’re also raising the outside temperature

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv1h26/when_you_open_the_door_to_cool_down_the_room/ ([deleted])
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Untitled Goose Game is the spiritual succesor to Goat Simulator

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv1gfu/untitled_goose_game_is_the_spiritual_succesor_to/ (ZimmyDod)
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When you open the blinds to let the sunlight in, you are actually dimming the outside.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv1f1l/when_you_open_the_blinds_to_let_the_sunlight_in/ (iNtErNeT-jUnKiEs)
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People cherish Thomas Edison on his discovery of electricity, but also forget he delayed our research in the field by downplaying Teslas theories

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv1f01/people_cherish_thomas_edison_on_his_discovery_of/ (dankpenguin69)
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At some point, people stopped wearing clothes to stay warm, and started wearing them to cover up their bodies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv1eta/at_some_point_people_stopped_wearing_clothes_to/ (JokerOfAllTrades_)
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There could have been a ball stuck in the ceiling of your gym for the entirety of your high school career

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv1erv/there_could_have_been_a_ball_stuck_in_the_ceiling/ (Dylan8932)
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When you open the blinds to let sunshine in, you are actually dimming the outside !

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv1e21/when_you_open_the_blinds_to_let_sunshine_in_you/ ([deleted])
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A wookiee with alopecia would look freaky.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv1dss/a_wookiee_with_alopecia_would_look_freaky/ (GrizzledTheGrizzly)
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Thanks to electrons, you have never touched anything in your entire life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv1d4z/thanks_to_electrons_you_have_never_touched/ (SomeOtakuGirl)
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There might be a complete stranger watching you every night

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv1bzi/there_might_be_a_complete_stranger_watching_you/ ([deleted])
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Flies could be buzzing around our heads because they're trying to get close enough to whisper the secrets of the universe in our ears, but we wouldn't know because all we do is swat at them and complain about how annoying they are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv1aeh/flies_could_be_buzzing_around_our_heads_because/ (spookycheesepuff)
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a hole can be considered a parasite since it's existence depends on the existence of another

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv19b6/a_hole_can_be_considered_a_parasite_since_its/ (MO0pants)
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Bacon-flavored soda is still more soup than it is soft drink

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv199q/baconflavored_soda_is_still_more_soup_than_it_is/ (awang9983)
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Garfield hated Mondays but he didn’t even have to work. He just randomly hated that day of the week with no actual reason why

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv195f/garfield_hated_mondays_but_he_didnt_even_have_to/ ([deleted])
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Your parents might be into way freakier stuff than you've ever even thought to try.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv17rd/your_parents_might_be_into_way_freakier_stuff/ (GrizzledTheGrizzly)
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A hamburger is different from a burger

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv17hm/a_hamburger_is_different_from_a_burger/ (tortixx)
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Life behaves like light - we exist continuously (like a wave) from birth to death, but also only as discrete "packets" of consciousness (like a particle) when we aren't asleep, and both of these experiences exist simultaneously.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv12vu/life_behaves_like_light_we_exist_continuously/ (CircleBox2)
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Most people are a Garfield, not an Odie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv12qd/most_people_are_a_garfield_not_an_odie/ ([deleted])
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When you're younger the nerds and smart kids are bullied and considered strange, but when you grow up everyone wants to be a nerd and smart since they go on to run companies or create the next big app/website.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv12ic/when_youre_younger_the_nerds_and_smart_kids_are/ (hexdlt)
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Figures the generation taking things seriously are the ones who learned how dangerous dysentery is on The Oregon Trail.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv12as/figures_the_generation_taking_things_seriously/ (GrizzledTheGrizzly)
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House fly's eyes must be very tough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv11aj/house_flys_eyes_must_be_very_tough/ (RockLeePower)
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It is not possible to describe or depict something truly unimaginable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv0zre/it_is_not_possible_to_describe_or_depict/ (GamerMole)
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Someone will be the last person to ever live.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv0z6q/someone_will_be_the_last_person_to_ever_live/ (Deanskre)
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We need to increase funding to our health care system.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv0v81/we_need_to_increase_funding_to_our_health_care/ (cudmore)
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Someone somewhere, has the world record on Google Chrome's offline running dinosaur game and doesn't even know it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv0ry9/someone_somewhere_has_the_world_record_on_google/ (ezecorrea)
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If you equate what marriage does to your sex life, it’s like leaving your car in the garage under a cover most of the year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv0rf8/if_you_equate_what_marriage_does_to_your_sex_life/ ([deleted])
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A fabric of reality suggests that there is a reality grandma that knitted it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv0npu/a_fabric_of_reality_suggests_that_there_is_a/ (CreeperKAiden07)
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"C's get degrees" is literally saying the guy who hardly does his job will be making the same amount of money as a person in the same field who had straight A's and worked hard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv0mz5/cs_get_degrees_is_literally_saying_the_guy_who/ (wogolfatthefool)
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Every element in the universe (except hydrogen) was made inside stars or during supernovas. So, technically, we are all Star-stuff.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv0lue/every_element_in_the_universe_except_hydrogen_was/ (meandnotsomeonelse)
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We could all be really advanced rogue robots who took over our creators and made the Earth ours.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv0lp7/we_could_all_be_really_advanced_rogue_robots_who/ (Holding_McGroin)
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"With all due respect" is not helpful if you make it clear you don't think they are due any respect.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv0jnu/with_all_due_respect_is_not_helpful_if_you_make/ (radicalcarrott)
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If people haunt the places they die, all the hospitals are teeming with ghost.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv0j7r/if_people_haunt_the_places_they_die_all_the/ (Lookalikemike)
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The majority of the world's Rubix cubes are probably unsolved.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv0gte/the_majority_of_the_worlds_rubix_cubes_are/ (Owen_Chis)
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People who are dyslexic have an easier chance of picking up new languages.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv0fv5/people_who_are_dyslexic_have_an_easier_chance_of/ ([deleted])
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The saying “you people complain too much” is literally a complaint.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv0f3c/the_saying_you_people_complain_too_much_is/ (PotatoDog927)
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Most people are more comfortable seeing the inside of a chicken than the outside.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv0eqa/most_people_are_more_comfortable_seeing_the/ (Alendite)
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It's nice to know that our pets can sleep soundly at night not having the slightest worry of all the chaos that we deal with on a daily basis.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv0dmb/its_nice_to_know_that_our_pets_can_sleep_soundly/ (l0velygh0st)
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There was a probability for probabilities to exist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv0dg1/there_was_a_probability_for_probabilities_to_exist/ (Im_Not_A_Furry1110)
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A true sadist and masochist can never really be happy together

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv0cv7/a_true_sadist_and_masochist_can_never_really_be/ (throwaway24515)
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Superman must have mastered holding in his sneezes because if not, he would probably knock down buildings daily.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv0ajs/superman_must_have_mastered_holding_in_his/ (SpicyGorlGru)
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At some point in your life. In a room full of people, you were the smartest person in the room.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv08eq/at_some_point_in_your_life_in_a_room_full_of/ (heylookapigeon)
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There’s no such thing as a house plant in nature

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv0802/theres_no_such_thing_as_a_house_plant_in_nature/ (TheOnlySpach)
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Balloons are pockets of lung air

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv07m8/balloons_are_pockets_of_lung_air/ (fallcomes)
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Someday, Kanye's children are gonna have to read through his tweets with the same level of shame Will Smith must have experienced with what Jayden was tweeting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv07ga/someday_kanyes_children_are_gonna_have_to_read/ (Clemen11)
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If you add veggies to baked beans it's just soup with way too much sugar.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv06ho/if_you_add_veggies_to_baked_beans_its_just_soup/ (zoufha91)
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It's hard to try new recipes because the day you're motivated to try a new recipe is not the day you have the ingredients for said recipe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv03rm/its_hard_to_try_new_recipes_because_the_day_youre/ (snicknicky)
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An overqualified scientist does not exist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv02yw/an_overqualified_scientist_does_not_exist/ (Pope_Chicken)
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When you learn that another person is suffering the same bad situation as you, you feel both happiness that you are not alone and sadness because another person is suffering.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv02f4/when_you_learn_that_another_person_is_suffering/ (dotanesca)
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It's A Crazy Coincidence How Both Earth And The Human Body Are Roughly 70% Water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv01nh/its_a_crazy_coincidence_how_both_earth_and_the/ (-god_of_something-)
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Spiders invented meal prep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv00rk/spiders_invented_meal_prep/ (kaijan11)
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Unlike most humans the Kardashians are non biodegradable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv00as/unlike_most_humans_the_kardashians_are_non/ (pepsiman56)
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If you buy a gift and give it to someone, technically both of you are the product consumers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hv00af/if_you_buy_a_gift_and_give_it_to_someone/ (Diolaneiuma2156)
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"Close Your Eyes" can either be romantic or creepy depending on the person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huzysz/close_your_eyes_can_either_be_romantic_or_creepy/ ([deleted])
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To humans, parrots are the only species that can mimic their sound, but to all other animals, it's humans who can mimic their sounds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huzww4/to_humans_parrots_are_the_only_species_that_can/ (gumpshroom)
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The Venn diagram of people who like to bitch about history over a flag that was used in battle for all of the length of a presidential term, and people who don't understand that disease is the number one killer of humans throughout history is nearly a perfect circle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huzwhf/the_venn_diagram_of_people_who_like_to_bitch/ (Das_Mojo)
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Astronauts are famous for getting really high.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huzu9e/astronauts_are_famous_for_getting_really_high/ (OldDirtyBOFH)
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Human cloning would finally settle the nature vs nurture debate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huzu4l/human_cloning_would_finally_settle_the_nature_vs/ (TheVoges27)
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At some point in your childhood, your mom picked you up and put you down, and never picked you up again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huzto0/at_some_point_in_your_childhood_your_mom_picked/ (ShadesOfPoods)
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Human kind is dangerously near completing the exploration of Earth, and we still haven’t even found anything close enough to it that can physically explore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huzsxx/human_kind_is_dangerously_near_completing_the/ (TheXMan98)
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It's a testament to Tom Cruise's acting chops that he's so widely ridiculed yet still respected for his acting ability

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huzsi2/its_a_testament_to_tom_cruises_acting_chops_that/ (ANewStartAtLife)
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J.Cole on money: "Can't take it when you die, but you can't live without it."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huzshj/jcole_on_money_cant_take_it_when_you_die_but_you/ (koreku)
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If we ran and jumped as often as we did in video games, everyone around us would get mad at us for making a lot of noise from high velocity/ground impact and we’d grow exhausted 24/7

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huzs9n/if_we_ran_and_jumped_as_often_as_we_did_in_video/ (TristanLennon)
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Willy Wonka set chocolate bars all around the world and yet somehow all the winners spoke the same language.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huzs7u/willy_wonka_set_chocolate_bars_all_around_the/ (Baxterthehusky)
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If you walked through a cloud you'd be drenched

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huzqma/if_you_walked_through_a_cloud_youd_be_drenched/ (koreku)
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Amazing clutches in video games are only possible if you screwed something up first

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huzpi9/amazing_clutches_in_video_games_are_only_possible/ (penguin13790)
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The day you were born was the only day your mom was happy to see you crying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huzpi1/the_day_you_were_born_was_the_only_day_your_mom/ (SoyUnFracaso)
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Recently, a lot of people have probably gotten really good at opening plastic bags without licking their fingers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huznzi/recently_a_lot_of_people_have_probably_gotten/ (brocaspupil)
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People who die then are resuscitated have 2 copies of their ghost

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huznnu/people_who_die_then_are_resuscitated_have_2/ (raccoonTowel)
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If you post a sign outside your house saying "no bugs allowed, trespassers will be killed" then the killing is justified and it will make you feel a lot less bad about taking their life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huzn0d/if_you_post_a_sign_outside_your_house_saying_no/ (agosset2)
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Reality TV is wasting your life by watching other people do stuff with theirs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huzmxr/reality_tv_is_wasting_your_life_by_watching_other/ (Pinknoodles2000)
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If people need to buy lots of equipment to make their game run faster, then gaming in a whole is technically pay to win

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huzlzn/if_people_need_to_buy_lots_of_equipment_to_make/ (TheB15m0)
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If you're leading correctly, you never think you're leading correctly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huzkqr/if_youre_leading_correctly_you_never_think_youre/ (TheConjugalVisit)
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If Harry Potter had a snake instead of an owl as a pet, he could've talked with it behind the Dursley's back every summer!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huziij/if_harry_potter_had_a_snake_instead_of_an_owl_as/ (Brek_Shea)
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Theoretically, of you fart hard enough; you can generate lift and fly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huzh38/theoretically_of_you_fart_hard_enough_you_can/ (Hypersonicaurora)
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Instant cup noodle cups need to be strong enough to hold up metal utensils when empty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huzejn/instant_cup_noodle_cups_need_to_be_strong_enough/ (ColonelKerner)
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Nothing is more first-world than turning your AC down just so you can sleep under a blanket

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huzee7/nothing_is_more_firstworld_than_turning_your_ac/ (Crom2323)
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When people make: *no one literally no one: [insert silence here] me: [insert screaming here]* jokes their saying no one is doing that thing, so everyone is doing the opposite of what no one is doing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huzcnu/when_people_make_no_one_literally_no_one_insert/ (Rabbet_That_Can_Spek)
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By naming UFOs they've stopped being UFOS

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huzbou/by_naming_ufos_theyve_stopped_being_ufos/ (1two3four5seven)
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The mysteriously powerful yawn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huzbln/the_mysteriously_powerful_yawn/ (MaracaBalls)
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if yoda had a stroke would he talk normal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huza6t/if_yoda_had_a_stroke_would_he_talk_normal/ (big_fudge_the_feeney)
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Symphonies are cover bands with a string section.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huza1t/symphonies_are_cover_bands_with_a_string_section/ (ohsodave)
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You don’t truly know how stupid something is until you do it yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huz9wb/you_dont_truly_know_how_stupid_something_is_until/ (Lights-On-Bitch)
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Harder cheeses are harder to produce.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huz931/harder_cheeses_are_harder_to_produce/ (boat_mechanic)
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If we thought of leaving the lights on in the same we think of leaving the water running, we'd save a lot of power.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huz60b/if_we_thought_of_leaving_the_lights_on_in_the/ (dyajiv)
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For some reason, a lot of people have the need to dig holes at a beach.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huz5dy/for_some_reason_a_lot_of_people_have_the_need_to/ (k0tic5)
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The people that are the most adamant about the belief that people of color aren't treated differently in society are the ones most likely to treat people of color differently.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huz4i4/the_people_that_are_the_most_adamant_about_the/ (Lshizzie)
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The point of a cover to a book is so that you can judge the book

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huz1u0/the_point_of_a_cover_to_a_book_is_so_that_you_can/ (UnnamedGuyOnReddit)
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Multinational companies are worldwide, except in North Korea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huz1le/multinational_companies_are_worldwide_except_in/ (Isacobs_35160_LHM)
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Stephen Hawkings is a real life example of pure INT build

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huz1j5/stephen_hawkings_is_a_real_life_example_of_pure/ (prismstein)
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White clouds are nothing but blue light filters in the earth device.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huz1ef/white_clouds_are_nothing_but_blue_light_filters/ (ikigai_26)
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The doomsday clock will never actually hit 12

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huz0sn/the_doomsday_clock_will_never_actually_hit_12/ (OneThatNoseOne)
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One day people will be referring to this time we're currently living in as "back in the 20s" and they will most likely be referring to how dumb we were by their standards.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huyzwm/one_day_people_will_be_referring_to_this_time/ (IdenaBro)
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As AI improves, we increasingly be punished for accidentally breaking the rules.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huyxok/as_ai_improves_we_increasingly_be_punished_for/ (Dabeeeeeeed)
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The more disgusting a burger or a cheesesteak looks the better it is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huyx6j/the_more_disgusting_a_burger_or_a_cheesesteak/ (buger-destroyer)
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We like wearing stylish clothes nowadays, but we've never wore a custom built suit of armor

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huywxr/we_like_wearing_stylish_clothes_nowadays_but_weve/ ([deleted])
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Someone has probably died trying to see comet NEOWISE

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huyvmm/someone_has_probably_died_trying_to_see_comet/ (asomewhatgoodskier)
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Cats often catch small animals without eating them, suggesting that they find the taste disgusting like we do and much prefer cat food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huyt04/cats_often_catch_small_animals_without_eating/ (kryptos19)
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They're actually just learning science at Hogwarts, it's just their science is A LOT more fun and interesting than our science

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huysrl/theyre_actually_just_learning_science_at_hogwarts/ ([deleted])
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The difference between “patriot” and “ traitor“ is a single letter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huyrz0/the_difference_between_patriot_and_traitor_is_a/ (meinmanhattan)
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On many occasions, you have probably had an idea that, if implemented, could make you the most famous person on earth, but you dismissed it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huyqmp/on_many_occasions_you_have_probably_had_an_idea/ ([deleted])
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Your first battle royale game is when your dad ejaculates you into your mother

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huypje/your_first_battle_royale_game_is_when_your_dad/ (WhiteGradient)
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All those horrendous remakes of movies and sequels of movies had to be pitched and approved by leaches sitting around a table. Somebody has routinely said “yes, let’s get the budget going on that”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huyor5/all_those_horrendous_remakes_of_movies_and/ (TrollinDaGalaxy)
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There was an evolutionary use to every emotion you’ve ever felt

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huymqn/there_was_an_evolutionary_use_to_every_emotion/ (chowderchampion)
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Even at a very old age, your kidneys stay as kidneys, and not adultneys....

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huymmy/even_at_a_very_old_age_your_kidneys_stay_as/ ([deleted])
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You know you're getting older when you looks right past the attractive girl in her 20s towards her mother in her 40s.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huymkd/you_know_youre_getting_older_when_you_looks_right/ (zeychshmo)
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Having kids makes you a better listener. For example, you can hear whether door handle latching mechanisms are loud or quiet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huykxa/having_kids_makes_you_a_better_listener_for/ (Postgres_Malone)
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You know you're getting older when you look right past the attractive 20 year old and towards her 40 year old mother.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huykoi/you_know_youre_getting_older_when_you_look_right/ ([deleted])
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If you die and get revived you're technically in after life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huyj3m/if_you_die_and_get_revived_youre_technically_in/ (Atapu)
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The average number of direct paternal ancestors up to the great-grandfather is less than 3.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huyiwx/the_average_number_of_direct_paternal_ancestors/ (Fuhged_daboud_it)
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Your battle royale experience is when your dad ejaculate you into your mom

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huyi6a/your_battle_royale_experience_is_when_your_dad/ ([deleted])
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At some point in the future, everything will be done by robots.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huyhr1/at_some_point_in_the_future_everything_will_be/ (Rcove28)
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Toilets could save lives if they came equipped with ejection seats.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huyhaf/toilets_could_save_lives_if_they_came_equipped/ (wo0kiee)
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You have no idea what you've forgotten

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huyh24/you_have_no_idea_what_youve_forgotten/ (BroMomentWii)
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The society would never work without walls, or doors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huyffn/the_society_would_never_work_without_walls_or/ (Sollcell)
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Somebody finish the game of Jumanji already.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huyfef/somebody_finish_the_game_of_jumanji_already/ (BigManIrwin365)
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One reason healthy people appear to diet so effortlessly is because after exercise, everything tastes good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huydn1/one_reason_healthy_people_appear_to_diet_so/ (JoeBro8)
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Some complain about stepsis-bro plots in porn, but it's also impressive in how many plots people are willing to betray their parents' trust simply because they have a hot SO

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huyak9/some_complain_about_stepsisbro_plots_in_porn_but/ (wgel1000)
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You can pick two completly random topics, and get from one page to another by only clicking links on Wikipedia.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huy8s4/you_can_pick_two_completly_random_topics_and_get/ (not-a-fridge)
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If you are an adult at 18 then you are a double adult at 36.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huy892/if_you_are_an_adult_at_18_then_you_are_a_double/ (RedditGuySpeaks)
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You could've done something that was the direct cause of someone's death without ever realising

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huy6ta/you_couldve_done_something_that_was_the_direct/ (LimeyTwat)
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Humans appear to be made up of some combination of selfishness, laziness, and anxiety.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huy6ag/humans_appear_to_be_made_up_of_some_combination/ (Viridis_Coy)
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The brain can feel like it's living the same day over and over but the body feels every one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huy41w/the_brain_can_feel_like_its_living_the_same_day/ ([deleted])
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John Lennon wrote "Life Begins at 40" in the northern summer of 1980. If there's any truth to the song, it stands to enjoy an unprecedented surge in popularity very soon...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huy3nc/john_lennon_wrote_life_begins_at_40_in_the/ (nzdissident)
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On a cosmic scale, there is a very high chance you have never been in the same spot before

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huy1x6/on_a_cosmic_scale_there_is_a_very_high_chance_you/ (piboywalking)
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In Tic Tac Toe you draw more than you win.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huy1i3/in_tic_tac_toe_you_draw_more_than_you_win/ (Bizzbaz27)
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Cops having partners is the adult version of the buddy system for kids

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huy1c3/cops_having_partners_is_the_adult_version_of_the/ (maerck)
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A person capable of lying is capable of anything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huy08v/a_person_capable_of_lying_is_capable_of_anything/ (clairsentientbeing)
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We know that escalators help us to go up by a level but we still climb up escalators anyway.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huxxzx/we_know_that_escalators_help_us_to_go_up_by_a/ ([deleted])
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I'm sure there are thousands of people who have had Krispy Kreme donut but never went inside a Krispy Kreme shop.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huxw46/im_sure_there_are_thousands_of_people_who_have/ (ad4996)
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the person who discovered bleach was either really lucky or really screwed, based on the color of their clothes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huxuuk/the_person_who_discovered_bleach_was_either/ (vibecheck10)
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The human body is so amazing that it can sense the amount of energy in the air.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huxtc8/the_human_body_is_so_amazing_that_it_can_sense/ (evellaph)
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The word “Dock” is one letter way from dick and one letter away from cock.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huxt3z/the_word_dock_is_one_letter_way_from_dick_and_one/ (PudPupper)
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I'm really glad our bodies separate solid and liquid waste...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huxszx/im_really_glad_our_bodies_separate_solid_and/ (DecentGoogler)
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Don't ask a swim coach if you can do something easy. It’s viewed as a challenge to their dominance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huxqwt/dont_ask_a_swim_coach_if_you_can_do_something/ (TheMaskedGeode)
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If you close your eyes real hard you can hear the Force sound FX

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huxo0u/if_you_close_your_eyes_real_hard_you_can_hear_the/ (Doehap)
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The dolphins in Italy probably thought we'd gone extinct.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huxmis/the_dolphins_in_italy_probably_thought_wed_gone/ (TheMaskedGeode)
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100% of people that have blood die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huxkxy/100_of_people_that_have_blood_die/ ([deleted])
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Someone's out there dating the woman with the sexiest feet in the world, yet they likely don’t have an appreciation for them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huxjly/someones_out_there_dating_the_woman_with_the/ (guminhyeok)
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Dungeons and Dragons is a socially acceptable form of pretend play for adults

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huxh9g/dungeons_and_dragons_is_a_socially_acceptable/ (nekochanwich)
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Nowadays, most people can't even bring the horse to the water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huxgil/nowadays_most_people_cant_even_bring_the_horse_to/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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Whatever your dream job is, someone who has that job is having a terrible day or outright hates it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huxfa1/whatever_your_dream_job_is_someone_who_has_that/ (_Nyarlethotep_)
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Sheldon Cooper would probably never use the shuffle feature in claims that the album or playlist was not made to be played at random.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huxevr/sheldon_cooper_would_probably_never_use_the/ ([deleted])
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Even though everyone complains about the lack of magic in our world, you've hardly see things like electricity or magnetism in a fantasy novel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huxery/even_though_everyone_complains_about_the_lack_of/ (the_real_snowbox)
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We probably do things that historians will look back at and wonder why people did them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huxe5n/we_probably_do_things_that_historians_will_look/ (Such_a_kid)
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Ice cream trucks put a whole new spin on the "your refrigerator is running" joke.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huxe4k/ice_cream_trucks_put_a_whole_new_spin_on_the_your/ (SpaceXMemelord)
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The Flash could run further is he used a bike instead of running everywhere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huxbti/the_flash_could_run_further_is_he_used_a_bike/ (lukessj5)
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We are all racing towards death collecting things we can't take with us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huxbif/we_are_all_racing_towards_death_collecting_things/ (clairsentientbeing)
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Having no legs, Vader can pull harder G's in atmosphere, making him an even more top notch pilot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huxan8/having_no_legs_vader_can_pull_harder_gs_in/ (bralma6)
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If you're holding a dead mosquito, you can slap people and they'll thank you for it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huxab6/if_youre_holding_a_dead_mosquito_you_can_slap/ (ProcyonHabilis)
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The only part of your skeleton you clean is your teeth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huxa18/the_only_part_of_your_skeleton_you_clean_is_your/ (bellymama23)
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"They're breathing on me!!" has gone from cliche childish, eye-rolling whine to actual serious charge.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hux9bd/theyre_breathing_on_me_has_gone_from_cliche/ (chessie_h)
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Hard cookies get soft when stale and chewy cookies get hard when stale.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hux8x3/hard_cookies_get_soft_when_stale_and_chewy/ (ListenItWillHear)
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The internet will be exponentially more interesting in the future when people can browse videos and posts of dead people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hux8k2/the_internet_will_be_exponentially_more/ (egolesstime)
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Due to the curvature of the earth, your brain has travelled farther than your feet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hux8h7/due_to_the_curvature_of_the_earth_your_brain_has/ (DrAwkward404)
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The quality of liquor is determined by taste, with very little regard to its potency. The quality of marijuana is determined by its potency, with very little regard to its taste.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hux8cj/the_quality_of_liquor_is_determined_by_taste_with/ (lol_camis)
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You would probably be even more skeptical of a fortune teller if they wore a business suit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hux88g/you_would_probably_be_even_more_skeptical_of_a/ ([deleted])
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Someone has probably masturbated to banknotes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hux85a/someone_has_probably_masturbated_to_banknotes/ (creativename62)
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You have no idea how loud some actions are until you have to perform them with a person sleeping in the same room.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hux6e7/you_have_no_idea_how_loud_some_actions_are_until/ (netroxsm)
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Everything you see and hear is on a slight delay.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hux6dh/everything_you_see_and_hear_is_on_a_slight_delay/ (trigger135)
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It takes to of something to realize you only needed one of something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hux6c4/it_takes_to_of_something_to_realize_you_only/ (EnamintRBLX)
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For something that requires negative energy to do, going to sleep sure can be difficult.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hux5yv/for_something_that_requires_negative_energy_to_do/ (TheNecrophobe)
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Erasers sacrifices themselves for humans mistakes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hux5bz/erasers_sacrifices_themselves_for_humans_mistakes/ (aryanoboii)
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Whoever came up with winking was most likely completely misunderstood.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hux4g5/whoever_came_up_with_winking_was_most_likely/ ([deleted])
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Whenever you go outside, you're almost always underdressed for somebody's outdoor wedding.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hux3x7/whenever_you_go_outside_youre_almost_always/ (Rockstabulous)
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Eating cereal while looking at the back of the box makes it taste better.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hux3li/eating_cereal_while_looking_at_the_back_of_the/ (Lurtemis)
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Every selfie Batman takes can be considered a family photo.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hux1t1/every_selfie_batman_takes_can_be_considered_a/ (Your_LocalIdiot)
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The simpsons didn’t predict the future. It’s just that our reality is becoming so ridiculous it looks like a satirical cartoon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huwzx3/the_simpsons_didnt_predict_the_future_its_just/ (aryanoboii)
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There’s gotta be one blind person out there that thinks everyone is fucking with them, and everyone else is also blind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huww3x/theres_gotta_be_one_blind_person_out_there_that/ (CactiRush)
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Dogs probably feel so proud to bring sticks because back in the day we needed sticks to hunt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huwvl3/dogs_probably_feel_so_proud_to_bring_sticks/ (PloxtTY)
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It’s ALWAYS raining, just in different areas.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huwvgq/its_always_raining_just_in_different_areas/ (LordBoueballs19)
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There must be people whose life almost entirely matches that of a fictional character.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huwsum/there_must_be_people_whose_life_almost_entirely/ ([deleted])
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The world's greatest book may have existed, but was deleted because the author was too nervous to publish it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huwr7p/the_worlds_greatest_book_may_have_existed_but_was/ (King_Trasher)
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Bacteria are a lot like humans. They're everywhere; they do everything they can to make it through the day; some are toxic af; others are opportunistic assholes; and at the end of the day, there are a lot more good ones than bad ones in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huwpy3/bacteria_are_a_lot_like_humans_theyre_everywhere/ (linneamful)
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We all agree that Google steals our data, but we use it anyways

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huwnuz/we_all_agree_that_google_steals_our_data_but_we/ (HyperCatsNSpace)
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whispering is more suspicios than talking normally

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huwniy/whispering_is_more_suspicios_than_talking_normally/ (ImSoBoredSoYeah)
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No matter where you are, you can only ever be here from your perspective and there to everyone else's.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huwnft/no_matter_where_you_are_you_can_only_ever_be_here/ (vic6string)
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If coca-cola was prohibited there would definitely be coca-cola traffickers and gangsters just like with drugs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huwiq2/if_cocacola_was_prohibited_there_would_definitely/ (entertn9710)
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Humans deep diving in the ocean makes as much sense as quadriplegic bear trying to climb a skyscraper.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huwipi/humans_deep_diving_in_the_ocean_makes_as_much/ ([deleted])
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Egg is honorary meat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huwi49/egg_is_honorary_meat/ (siegmeyer245)
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The further away you get from your birthday, the closer you get to it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huwfsv/the_further_away_you_get_from_your_birthday_the/ (ChimpFight)
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Being an adult is dreading Monday on a Sunday afternoon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huwe10/being_an_adult_is_dreading_monday_on_a_sunday/ ([deleted])
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Cuttlefish are stuck in a perpetual state of wmw

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huwd0t/cuttlefish_are_stuck_in_a_perpetual_state_of_wmw/ (squishy_nibblets)
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Every second of every day someone is farting somewhere in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huwbs6/every_second_of_every_day_someone_is_farting/ ([deleted])
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People carrying around a real rabbit's foot are low key scary

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huwb3q/people_carrying_around_a_real_rabbits_foot_are/ (Isntitabouttime69)
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You can do a perfect impression of somebody you don't even know about

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huwb2w/you_can_do_a_perfect_impression_of_somebody_you/ (Natebobate)
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Aside from fingerprints and DNA, each person has a unique number of cells in their body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huwb1u/aside_from_fingerprints_and_dna_each_person_has_a/ ([deleted])
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It’s weird how much early childhood memories feel like dreams.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huwb1d/its_weird_how_much_early_childhood_memories_feel/ (AssuringMisnomer)
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When you’ve lost your taste and smell, all you taste is texture when you eat food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huwak4/when_youve_lost_your_taste_and_smell_all_you/ (roastedtoperfection)
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You are dying faster than you are living unless you're an unborn fetus

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huwabm/you_are_dying_faster_than_you_are_living_unless/ (Proto_06)
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We base having sex with people off their faces when during sex we pay attention to what’s down there

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huw7f8/we_base_having_sex_with_people_off_their_faces/ (Jacob_Sama17)
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Cats act like depressed humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huw70v/cats_act_like_depressed_humans/ (lukasday88)
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It used to be a scandal for a politician to cheat while in office. Nowadays that would barely make the 6 o'clock news.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huw6qr/it_used_to_be_a_scandal_for_a_politician_to_cheat/ (YouTubeLawyer1)
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“It tastes like chicken” is the default response when someone has no idea how to describe what they just ate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huw6cc/it_tastes_like_chicken_is_the_default_response/ (hutimuti)
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If we ever discover animal-like extraterrestrial life that's far less intelligent than humans, we'll probably eventually go through an excitement phase that's followed by eating them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huw42f/if_we_ever_discover_animallike_extraterrestrial/ (vexed_chexmix)
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Bensons gimbals come out on the nuts section

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huw28z/bensons_gimbals_come_out_on_the_nuts_section/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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We are the ancient civilization. The universe is only 14 billion years old and it will last for trillions of years. We are the babies of the universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huw1re/we_are_the_ancient_civilization_the_universe_is/ (DonaldoTrumpe)
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The smartest humans on Earth are calculating how big the universe is, the smartest animals are stacking up rocks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huw0gi/the_smartest_humans_on_earth_are_calculating_how/ (RicardoMilossGoa)
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Clark Kent could make millions playing Russian Roulette.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huvzvz/clark_kent_could_make_millions_playing_russian/ (Raevix)
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In cable provider style broadcasting, on demand programming cost extra. In streaming services, on demand is standard, and live programs cost extra.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huvzml/in_cable_provider_style_broadcasting_on_demand/ (howismyspelling)
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In general, the less a painting looks like a painting, the better the painting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huvwum/in_general_the_less_a_painting_looks_like_a/ (jman1255)
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Working at a dead end job is a tragedy, but living on a dead end street is quite pleasant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huvweh/working_at_a_dead_end_job_is_a_tragedy_but_living/ (BoardMan262)
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Having to trim your nose and ear hair is the ultimate reminder that you are getting older

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huvw0k/having_to_trim_your_nose_and_ear_hair_is_the/ (AberrantSurvivor88)
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Invention of slipper,let's put a platform that tie to the foot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huvvq1/invention_of_slipperlets_put_a_platform_that_tie/ (KMSyahid123)
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Rising Sea Levels will make Mt. Everest shorter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huvuol/rising_sea_levels_will_make_mt_everest_shorter/ (Chumpatrol1)
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The most watched theater group is a bunch of body builders pretending to fight

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huvuha/the_most_watched_theater_group_is_a_bunch_of_body/ (Rangoras)
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You become more intimate with your pillow than your mate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huvr0p/you_become_more_intimate_with_your_pillow_than/ (Seedpound)
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Saying "I have no ________" can sound either posh or like bad grammar depending on inflection and timing in the syllables.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huvqgs/saying_i_have_no_can_sound_either_posh_or_like/ (K_Janeway2314)
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The word “Heartburn” sounds way more intense than it actually is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huvp30/the_word_heartburn_sounds_way_more_intense_than/ (natesvaldez)
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Beaker from the Muppets talking was incomprehensible because nobody is smart enough to understand scientists

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huvohn/beaker_from_the_muppets_talking_was/ (OkiDokiTokiLoki)
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Vikings was a better GOT than HBO’s GOT.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huvmzl/vikings_was_a_better_got_than_hbos_got/ (Spilledmychips)
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There is a point in the day where we change from not slapping a bug on us for fear it is a bee to slapping a bug on us for fear it is a mosquito.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huvjos/there_is_a_point_in_the_day_where_we_change_from/ (llama-impregnator)
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English is the most popular language on the moon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huvig7/english_is_the_most_popular_language_on_the_moon/ ([deleted])
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Surviving an unlucky incident makes you very lucky

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huvftq/surviving_an_unlucky_incident_makes_you_very_lucky/ (Raccoon_mercenary)
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If a snake ate an elephant, we would just think it's an elephant wearing a snake costume.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huvfi4/if_a_snake_ate_an_elephant_we_would_just_think/ ([deleted])
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There is no negative consequence for not putting a shopping cart back in the corral, there is no reward for voluntarily putting it back in the corral. What you do with your shopping cart is a direct reflection of your self governance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huvf8p/there_is_no_negative_consequence_for_not_putting/ (vermonner)
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The ocean is a literal example of a 4th dimensional object. It is comprised of a bunch of 3 dimensional objects (water droplets). We can move above it, below it, to either side of it, and most importantly through it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huvc5v/the_ocean_is_a_literal_example_of_a_4th/ (-Silky_Johnson)
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A sex doll is a literal action figure

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huv9q1/a_sex_doll_is_a_literal_action_figure/ (Schugah)
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If Iceland can turn their co2 waste into minerals, why can’t we do the same with car emissions? If we had an extra tank in the car that could capture those emissions, and while getting gas at the gas station deposit those emissions, could that not be a way to reduce airborn toxic emissions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huv8dp/if_iceland_can_turn_their_co2_waste_into_minerals/ (joebot456)
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People that have unibrows know they have them but don't trim

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huv7s6/people_that_have_unibrows_know_they_have_them_but/ (jakesim2)
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Bees must have pretty even heat distribution, if their black stripes reflect light and their yellow strips repel it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huv6xi/bees_must_have_pretty_even_heat_distribution_if/ (BlueMeanie2)
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monster jam is the wwe of cars

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huv3sq/monster_jam_is_the_wwe_of_cars/ (rmrck)
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A world record could be broken but no one would ever know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huv0mj/a_world_record_could_be_broken_but_no_one_would/ (Mindustry-player)
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Every stick is a boomerang if there's a dog nearby

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huuytu/every_stick_is_a_boomerang_if_theres_a_dog_nearby/ (Flipkaboom)
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People could create their own cursed comments and get more popular than actual comments

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huuyri/people_could_create_their_own_cursed_comments_and/ (Soulreeper2941)
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The tap handle is probably one of the dirtiest things in a house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huuyiz/the_tap_handle_is_probably_one_of_the_dirtiest/ (4kVoltage)
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Condoms both save lives, and prevent them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huuyi4/condoms_both_save_lives_and_prevent_them/ (somebodystolemybrain)
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All of those spam emails about inheriting a ton of money could be true, but no one ever claims them so they just keep sending them out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huuxrj/all_of_those_spam_emails_about_inheriting_a_ton/ (halospecial)
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Most people's private parts will never experience sunlight on them ever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huuxe3/most_peoples_private_parts_will_never_experience/ (chiraggsam)
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When you die, you become a death rate boost.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huuwxw/when_you_die_you_become_a_death_rate_boost/ (skylohhastaken)
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Married men who constantly brag about times when they were single must hate their lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huuvqk/married_men_who_constantly_brag_about_times_when/ (TempleOfBone)
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It's too bad that banks don't ever hand out free samples.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huuude/its_too_bad_that_banks_dont_ever_hand_out_free/ (Mirenithil)
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Not much effort was given when it came to naming the fly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huus3y/not_much_effort_was_given_when_it_came_to_naming/ (shopcounterwill)
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Nail polish isn't polish at all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huurey/nail_polish_isnt_polish_at_all/ (brandondtodd)
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That commercial came on that talked about texting and driving

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huuqim/that_commercial_came_on_that_talked_about_texting/ (Up-The-Irons_2)
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It takes 2 wipes to realise you only needed one wipe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huuqbw/it_takes_2_wipes_to_realise_you_only_needed_one/ ([deleted])
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You don't know what you got until you look at your credit card statements

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huun5g/you_dont_know_what_you_got_until_you_look_at_your/ (Seedpound)
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There's nothing inherently wrong with seeing the same people on dating sites year after year, but there is something wrong with seeing the same photos year after year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huulsk/theres_nothing_inherently_wrong_with_seeing_the/ (boukalele)
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At some point you've probably walked over buried treasure that could have set you up for life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huulpo/at_some_point_youve_probably_walked_over_buried/ (M0nk3yhump2)
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There are countless potentially great relationships that never happen because people are afraid to tell each other how they really feel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huukhi/there_are_countless_potentially_great/ (Hunter0125)
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Since birds are evolved from dinosaurs, the argument can be made that dino nuggets are actually kind of made from dinosaurs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huujq7/since_birds_are_evolved_from_dinosaurs_the/ (TheRealTripleH)
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Most modern conspiracy theories likely originated from an unintended throwaway sarcastic comment on social media.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huuil2/most_modern_conspiracy_theories_likely_originated/ (__g_e_o_r_g_e__)
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Saying "no begging" to your dog is fine but saying it to a human is very wrong

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huuhfg/saying_no_begging_to_your_dog_is_fine_but_saying/ (mr_curles)
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Someone out there is probably experiencing your kinkiest fantasy and not enjoying it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huufrr/someone_out_there_is_probably_experiencing_your/ (gcnHNYqvzB637fYQvQDt)
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The hospital you were born in is the only building you left without entering

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huues4/the_hospital_you_were_born_in_is_the_only/ (jarne15)
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Knowledge/memorization doesn’t equal understanding.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huudyw/knowledgememorization_doesnt_equal_understanding/ (andy34p)
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It must suck being immortal during the supernova

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huubir/it_must_suck_being_immortal_during_the_supernova/ (gcnHNYqvzB637fYQvQDt)
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if the magic school bus was real, ms. frizzle would take the absolute piss on the revisionist history taught in schools

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huub2d/if_the_magic_school_bus_was_real_ms_frizzle_would/ (FigureOfStickman)
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When somebody tells you not to overthink, you usually end up thinking more about what it is that you are overthinking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huu9hy/when_somebody_tells_you_not_to_overthink_you/ (HitmanDebt)
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All over the world, there has probably been millions spent from teachers getting prizes for Kahoot games

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huu93r/all_over_the_world_there_has_probably_been/ (TheBigOster123)
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Someone out in the world actually has the biggest pp

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huu8p6/someone_out_in_the_world_actually_has_the_biggest/ (mitchell-ruffins)
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Studs aren't actually ear 'rings'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huu4x7/studs_arent_actually_ear_rings/ (hehecereal)
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The more ridiculous a piece of clothing would look on a person, the more likely it's gonna be the next fashion trend

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huu4qw/the_more_ridiculous_a_piece_of_clothing_would/ (BOBSBURRITOS12)
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There are animals that have more clout than you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huu4df/there_are_animals_that_have_more_clout_than_you/ (pusymaster)
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A trip of 1,000 miles starts with a single step. But so does falling off a cliff.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huu488/a_trip_of_1000_miles_starts_with_a_single_step/ (gaygirlalone)
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In Ironman, the hero was captured, ordered to make a weapon, and made another weapon. In Ironman 2, the villain was captured, ordered to make a weapon, and made another weapon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huu36j/in_ironman_the_hero_was_captured_ordered_to_make/ (frustrated_pen)
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Sauces are liquid spices

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huu317/sauces_are_liquid_spices/ (Based-Frog)
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Pennies on the street are more likely to be found face down since people are more likely to pick up the face-up pennies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huu2xn/pennies_on_the_street_are_more_likely_to_be_found/ (Foofsies)
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If tomorrow you were the last man on earth you wouldn’t realize it until around a week later

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huu2c9/if_tomorrow_you_were_the_last_man_on_earth_you/ (snoopfrog777)
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A stroke is a real life lag spike

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huu0i8/a_stroke_is_a_real_life_lag_spike/ (LJHavoc)
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Your direct forefathers from the previous three thousand years would probably fit into a bus.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hutzvf/your_direct_forefathers_from_the_previous_three/ (Lum1nar)
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If humans think breathing underwater is a superpower, then fish think breathing on land is a super power

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hutz16/if_humans_think_breathing_underwater_is_a/ (a_potato_on_earth)
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You never seen dark brown lights

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huty2v/you_never_seen_dark_brown_lights/ ([deleted])
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A person who doesn't know the difference between a dumbbell and a barbell is a dumbbell.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hutx4x/a_person_who_doesnt_know_the_difference_between_a/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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When we young we have most of our lives ahead of us so we compare it to how it could be. When we’re old we have most of our lives behind us so we compare it to how it used to be.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hutu2a/when_we_young_we_have_most_of_our_lives_ahead_of/ (leolamvaed)
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If pizza places told you that a pizza was gonna be delivered in 30 mins but they knew it was 15 mins, that could be a good way to get 5 star reviews for pizza being delivered early

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hutqx3/if_pizza_places_told_you_that_a_pizza_was_gonna/ (nightmare-chicken)
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sometimes we pretend to be asleep so as to fall asleep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hutq4l/sometimes_we_pretend_to_be_asleep_so_as_to_fall/ (BrotherBlackSheep)
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Black holes might be an efficient way to focus light onto solar panels for some advanced race.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hutn9s/black_holes_might_be_an_efficient_way_to_focus/ (tutmgmly)
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Don’t count your chickens before they hatch is also an alias for Schrödinger’s cat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hutn3g/dont_count_your_chickens_before_they_hatch_is/ (basanthverma)
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The further we stray away from 1984, the closer we seem to be getting there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hutmtw/the_further_we_stray_away_from_1984_the_closer_we/ ([deleted])
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When people dress up like Batman they're actually dressing up as Bruce Wayne dresses up as Batman

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hutlzi/when_people_dress_up_like_batman_theyre_actually/ ([deleted])
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Flavoring a bland meal to your liking with your preferred seasoning feels better than eating a meal that already has the desired flavor applied.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hutki1/flavoring_a_bland_meal_to_your_liking_with_your/ (ThePokemasterYT)
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A gun silencer is more useless in space than the gun itself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hutj6g/a_gun_silencer_is_more_useless_in_space_than_the/ (Low_Truck)
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A car rear's career is a courier

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huthbk/a_car_rears_career_is_a_courier/ (Dirty_poster55)
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Create a clone of yourself, lie down. Put him upon you and start lifting him again and again. Let's see how many push ups you can get

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hutgol/create_a_clone_of_yourself_lie_down_put_him_upon/ (blacknotbeard)
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Crossing a long bridge on foot is a terrific way to find out if anything inside you wants you out of the picture

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hutf13/crossing_a_long_bridge_on_foot_is_a_terrific_way/ ([deleted])
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Similar to rolling down the windows or using a TV clicker, the next generation won't know what physical keys are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hutdqf/similar_to_rolling_down_the_windows_or_using_a_tv/ (Sip_py)
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Mad Men isn't real because Rainn Wilson isn't the spokesman for Superbeets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huta70/mad_men_isnt_real_because_rainn_wilson_isnt_the/ ([deleted])
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A lot more people have eaten coconut flavored foods, compared to people who have actually eaten coconuts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hut9kc/a_lot_more_people_have_eaten_coconut_flavored/ (CheeseRabbit12)
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Things could always get infinitely worse

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hut8ox/things_could_always_get_infinitely_worse/ (crusadeLeader7)
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Maybe dreams are brains playing with themselves because they're bored.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hut7m5/maybe_dreams_are_brains_playing_with_themselves/ (a_unique_username40)
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Throughout all of human history, more people must have gotten away with murder than have been caught/punished, considering forensic science innovations have only developed in the last couple of centuries.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hut2kt/throughout_all_of_human_history_more_people_must/ ([deleted])
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We don't count the first birthday, even though it is the only day where a birth took place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hut074/we_dont_count_the_first_birthday_even_though_it/ (chillord)
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Your fingers are smaller elbows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/husygv/your_fingers_are_smaller_elbows/ ([deleted])
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Some plants can literally go fuck themselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/husxte/some_plants_can_literally_go_fuck_themselves/ (chikibamboni43)
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Money doesn’t buy happiness but it can buy The Pursuit of Happyness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/husxin/money_doesnt_buy_happiness_but_it_can_buy_the/ (NoCommenting)
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When it's cold, you can wrap up and get warm. But when it's hot, you can only remove so much and still feel hot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/husxfi/when_its_cold_you_can_wrap_up_and_get_warm_but/ (Zedfourkay)
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You can compliment men with the descriptor strongman OR gentleman.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/husxak/you_can_compliment_men_with_the_descriptor/ (FetusDeletusPhD)
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The Internet is a place where people can show their true colors as well as hiding them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/husws8/the_internet_is_a_place_where_people_can_show/ ([deleted])
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When a man moonwalks and snores simultaneously he looks like a zombie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/husvr0/when_a_man_moonwalks_and_snores_simultaneously_he/ ([deleted])
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With great freedom comes great responsibility

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/husvka/with_great_freedom_comes_great_responsibility/ (heykarlll)
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Humans having a tail would make it a lot easier to count notes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/husuyu/humans_having_a_tail_would_make_it_a_lot_easier/ (French-dudev2)
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The amount of processes that go on in a computer for a simple task is astounding

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hustga/the_amount_of_processes_that_go_on_in_a_computer/ (CoolGuyNotFoolGuy_)
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The Giving Tree is a book about a toxic relationship

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/husp1q/the_giving_tree_is_a_book_about_a_toxic/ (lt_Matthew)
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Criminals commit crimes again after being released because they feel there's nothing left for them as finding a job with a criminal record is very difficult and they may just not believe they can rejoin society rehabilitated or not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/husoa2/criminals_commit_crimes_again_after_being/ (Tekataha_)
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The IMDB Parents Guide works really well to determine what one can and can’t watch with one’s children AND one’s parents.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huslat/the_imdb_parents_guide_works_really_well_to/ (silevram)
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The Roman Colliseum was basically watching publicfreakouts irl

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/husl3v/the_roman_colliseum_was_basically_watching/ (leapmanchild)
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If things that we see in space happened millions of years ago then the universe might not still be expanding and it just expanded that long ago.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huskxq/if_things_that_we_see_in_space_happened_millions/ (TrexarSC)
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There's sure a lot of creative ways to die in a universe created by a benevolent entity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/husk0c/theres_sure_a_lot_of_creative_ways_to_die_in_a/ (Redmablo)
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Someone/something is probably using the Earth as a pressure cooker with Sun as the heat source.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/husj3w/someonesomething_is_probably_using_the_earth_as_a/ (Barakisa)
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People in the Star Wars universe must experience a jet lag like feeling with gravity whenever they go in between planets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/husgdc/people_in_the_star_wars_universe_must_experience/ (WormXr)
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Teachers have one of the most important job but are payed a low income.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/husg1p/teachers_have_one_of_the_most_important_job_but/ (TimoGaming2046)
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When you read a novel, your brain automatically brings a imaginary voice based on the character’s gender and age and you remember the voice through the entire novel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/husf4i/when_you_read_a_novel_your_brain_automatically/ ([deleted])
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If a girl wear guy clothing and do masculine things no one questions their sexuality but when a guy wears girls clothes and does feminine things they're almost automatically assumed to be gay

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/husd2u/if_a_girl_wear_guy_clothing_and_do_masculine/ ([deleted])
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As a parent, you do more of the children's puzzles (cleaning up, teaching problem-solving, etc) than your kid ever does.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/husbqj/as_a_parent_you_do_more_of_the_childrens_puzzles/ (kaddorath)
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If we don't take care of our teachers and farmers, we're going to end up a bunch of starving idiots.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/husafj/if_we_dont_take_care_of_our_teachers_and_farmers/ (Snailerofthemoon)
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You're only "old" when you, or the people there, are uncomfortable that you're at the club.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/husa76/youre_only_old_when_you_or_the_people_there_are/ (der_innkeeper)
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Plants can literally go fuck themselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hus92x/plants_can_literally_go_fuck_themselves/ ([deleted])
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Your mum and dad have probally had bitching sessions about you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hus8zh/your_mum_and_dad_have_probally_had_bitching/ (quantumwoooo)
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No digital circle is truly a circle, they are all pixelated squares

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hus8cn/no_digital_circle_is_truly_a_circle_they_are_all/ (D2stiny)
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Deaf people have noise-canceling ears...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hus6ma/deaf_people_have_noisecanceling_ears/ ([deleted])
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Male to Fee Mail

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hus6la/male_to_fee_mail/ (BrittleBonesJones)
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When an anime character draws manga, they refer to it as manga despite it looking the same as their own world hinting at a "next level" of manga that we simply cannot comprehend

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hus479/when_an_anime_character_draws_manga_they_refer_to/ (FirstSingularity)
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Some many people are against animal abuse but most of those people will kill a spider in a heart beat if they see one in there house

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hus3om/some_many_people_are_against_animal_abuse_but/ (PigsEatWaffles)
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The guy who came up with the concept of surgery must have sounded like a nut.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hus20n/the_guy_who_came_up_with_the_concept_of_surgery/ (Chexreflect)
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If you hate something just because it's popular, you're still letting the popular opinion shape your own, so you're just as much of a sheep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hus1dc/if_you_hate_something_just_because_its_popular/ (XanderAccountTwo)
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A stormtroopers armour is less than useless. It won't protect against, lightsabers, blasters, clubs over the head or fire. Not to mention it's only use of camouflage is in the snow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hurzd3/a_stormtroopers_armour_is_less_than_useless_it/ (alexefy)
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Glass half full or half empty depends on your need. Do you need the glass to be empty? Then its half full. If you need it to be full then its half empty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hurwtd/glass_half_full_or_half_empty_depends_on_your/ (Indian_Here)
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Ancient romans would have rendered 'UwU' as 'VVV'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hurvuw/ancient_romans_would_have_rendered_uwu_as_vvv/ (AxialGem)
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Being aware of your breathing and blinking and then having to do them both manually reaoly sucks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hurv2q/being_aware_of_your_breathing_and_blinking_and/ ([deleted])
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There were probably lots of other interesting animal kinds other than dinosaurs but we don't even know if they ever existed since there aren't any evidence like skeletons

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hurstb/there_were_probably_lots_of_other_interesting/ (L3monGuy)
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Letting your emotions rule you often leads to errors in judgment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hursmy/letting_your_emotions_rule_you_often_leads_to/ (clairsentientbeing)
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The urinal divider position/height makes no sense. Blocks our wangs from seeing each other but not our eyes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hurqyc/the_urinal_divider_positionheight_makes_no_sense/ (zeychshmo)
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The biggest luck in life is which parents you are born into.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hurozs/the_biggest_luck_in_life_is_which_parents_you_are/ (3iiis)
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Perhaps monsters aren't under the bed to scare children, but because they themselves are scared and it's a safe space for them to hide from the child!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huroyf/perhaps_monsters_arent_under_the_bed_to_scare/ (mangzane)
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One thing we’ve learned during lock down is how dogs feel on a daily basis

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hurniu/one_thing_weve_learned_during_lock_down_is_how/ (the_atlien)
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Flies are eager to make their way inside, but the moment they get in they want out!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hurknb/flies_are_eager_to_make_their_way_inside_but_the/ ([deleted])
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Turn-signal use is the perfect way to judge whether someone is selfish, because turn signals typically don't benefit the driver at all, only other people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hurjg1/turnsignal_use_is_the_perfect_way_to_judge/ (DenL4242)
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Life is all about trying out different blankets and sheets until someone finally covers you up with a white sheet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hurj4x/life_is_all_about_trying_out_different_blankets/ ([deleted])
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Once everyone has an autonomous vehicle, either everyone will use a turn signal or no one will.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hurftv/once_everyone_has_an_autonomous_vehicle_either/ (ChrisFromIT)
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Hair gel is viagra for your hair

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huretn/hair_gel_is_viagra_for_your_hair/ (illuminatiasshat666)
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Every single car you see on the road has a destination, and every single driver has a different life story.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hurd3h/every_single_car_you_see_on_the_road_has_a/ (kylysia)
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There are probably a lot of roads that haven't had a Ford drive on them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hurai8/there_are_probably_a_lot_of_roads_that_havent_had/ (IcarusOnWings)
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Frankenstein is a cyborg zombie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hura43/frankenstein_is_a_cyborg_zombie/ (reddituser1708)
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The reason why PornHub has a black background is so that when the video is loading or when you're browsing around you can see yourself in the phones reflection and think about what you’re doing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hur97p/the_reason_why_pornhub_has_a_black_background_is/ (JimWest92)
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Eminem must be really good at Scrabble

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hur83a/eminem_must_be_really_good_at_scrabble/ (BilboBallyBags)
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Finding Nemo would have been a short movie if Nemo had just listened to his dad

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hur5pt/finding_nemo_would_have_been_a_short_movie_if/ (greatwood)
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Saying "You guys" to a group of girls is acceptable, but saying "You Girls" to a group of guys is demeaning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hur5lt/saying_you_guys_to_a_group_of_girls_is_acceptable/ (ImNiceGuySmile)
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You could park your car anywhere you like if you open the hood and have someone acting like inspecting the engine

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hur53j/you_could_park_your_car_anywhere_you_like_if_you/ (theniwo)
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A wonky banana is a straight banana

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hur4vd/a_wonky_banana_is_a_straight_banana/ (DiavloLover2986)
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Telling someone that you have a surprise for them ruins the whole point of the surprise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hur3jq/telling_someone_that_you_have_a_surprise_for_them/ (andrewanthonio)
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People never appreciate breathing through 2 nostrils until they have a cold.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hur3h1/people_never_appreciate_breathing_through_2/ (peanut31)
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Accepting a negative thought is positive. Wanting more positive thoughts is negative.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hur3co/accepting_a_negative_thought_is_positive_wanting/ (MNVO16)
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Ultra high budget HD CGI Curious George movie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hur25y/ultra_high_budget_hd_cgi_curious_george_movie/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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In the future people will probably go to space for joint decompression therapy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huqxcd/in_the_future_people_will_probably_go_to_space/ (Gocards123321)
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You know you're an adult when you have a favorite stovetop burner.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huqw6r/you_know_youre_an_adult_when_you_have_a_favorite/ ([deleted])
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There are probably some famous actors who aren't really good at acting but just know how to act like they are good at acting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huqv91/there_are_probably_some_famous_actors_who_arent/ ([deleted])
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Whatever eats mosquitoes must be full.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huqt5x/whatever_eats_mosquitoes_must_be_full/ (ufi911)
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It's quite surprising how no one has referred to a Russian wedding as the Soviet Union.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huqsid/its_quite_surprising_how_no_one_has_referred_to_a/ (Sam-Starxin)
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Harley Quinn is technically a Yandere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huqpmh/harley_quinn_is_technically_a_yandere/ (BarneyPool)
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Exercise is more gratifying if you count what it feels like

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huqozx/exercise_is_more_gratifying_if_you_count_what_it/ (Dgvjy2003)
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Pollen is male microgametophytes of seed plants, which produce male gametes aka sperm cells. So when you have allergies to pollen you are, in essence, allergic to flower ejaculate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huqodp/pollen_is_male_microgametophytes_of_seed_plants/ (savage0ne1)
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If you revert the colors on a picture of a blue crab, it looks more blue

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huqnp9/if_you_revert_the_colors_on_a_picture_of_a_blue/ ([deleted])
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Anyone may feel empty inside sometimes, even black holes are no exception.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huqn8m/anyone_may_feel_empty_inside_sometimes_even_black/ (PhD3DP)
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While our technological progress eliminates some human jobs, it creates more jobs for the animals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huqiya/while_our_technological_progress_eliminates_some/ ([deleted])
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Hip Hop is going through its glam phase.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huqix6/hip_hop_is_going_through_its_glam_phase/ ([deleted])
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There is a lot of music that isn't music to your ears

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huqgwz/there_is_a_lot_of_music_that_isnt_music_to_your/ (StubeWolf)
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Not all convertibles are Transformers, but all Transformers are convertibles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huqgwu/not_all_convertibles_are_transformers_but_all/ (patentpunk)
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Rappers are poets with a different approach.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huqgu1/rappers_are_poets_with_a_different_approach/ (zzuhruf)
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The women’s version of having a man open a tightened jar top is when the man needs her help undoing the impossible to open plastic bag knot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huqgph/the_womens_version_of_having_a_man_open_a/ (AnselmoTheHunter)
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In sign language, you can't teach kids math without having them count numbers on their fingers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huqevc/in_sign_language_you_cant_teach_kids_math_without/ (lawpoop)
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You can't tell whether the "C" or the "K" in "Bucket" is silent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huqenx/you_cant_tell_whether_the_c_or_the_k_in_bucket_is/ (RustySlime)
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In order to be a good liar you have to convince people you are a bad liar.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huqasm/in_order_to_be_a_good_liar_you_have_to_convince/ ([deleted])
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Without the concept of pain we would not truly be able to value joy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huq7uu/without_the_concept_of_pain_we_would_not_truly_be/ (-dingbat-)
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Your clothes and possessions have traveled the world, even if you haven't.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huq7qk/your_clothes_and_possessions_have_traveled_the/ (Meschevitz)
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Waldo could be in every book, just no one’s found him yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huq6p6/waldo_could_be_in_every_book_just_no_ones_found/ (RichNCrispy)
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The voice in your head never takes a breath.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huq4jm/the_voice_in_your_head_never_takes_a_breath/ (SodaPressing789)
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Most women think all it takes for men to pee with absolutely no splashes is good aim, when that's really only half the battle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huq4hi/most_women_think_all_it_takes_for_men_to_pee_with/ (matadinosaurios)
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Assuming the theory of Adam and Eve to be true, everyone of us is related by blood.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huq3z9/assuming_the_theory_of_adam_and_eve_to_be_true/ (shibataWrestler)
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With the amount of problems math creates, it’s pretty surprising that more mathematicians aren’t in the Drama Club.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huq3yn/with_the_amount_of_problems_math_creates_its/ (ACubeInABox)
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It is more satisfying to wake up before your alarm and know how many minutes you have left instead of just sleeping until your alarm

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huq3vf/it_is_more_satisfying_to_wake_up_before_your/ (Sheepy15)
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Undead frogs would be self-sustaining because they attract the flies they eat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huq1o1/undead_frogs_would_be_selfsustaining_because_they/ (Ashaana)
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The purpose of Sisyphus is to decrease the slope

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huq0w8/the_purpose_of_sisyphus_is_to_decrease_the_slope/ (PrashantThapliyal)
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Being able to run faster than someone else has no real world advantage unless it is to make the person slower than them to be put at risk or harm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huq021/being_able_to_run_faster_than_someone_else_has_no/ (MRkingLA)
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A celebrity, model, or someone well-known becomes popular for how they look and then a whole world tries to emulate their style...seems weird

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hupy0l/a_celebrity_model_or_someone_wellknown_becomes/ (AlphaKuupa)
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Staying on new gives the world a chance of more people getting awards. Sometimes just a comment away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hupvb7/staying_on_new_gives_the_world_a_chance_of_more/ (johnpowers99)
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Getting into a hammock is doing something stressful in order to relax

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hupv68/getting_into_a_hammock_is_doing_something/ (Siffos)
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"I hope your day is as pleasant as you are" can both be an insult or a compliment depending on the person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hups78/i_hope_your_day_is_as_pleasant_as_you_are_can/ (Daark_knight_)
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You can't spell "analysis" without asking "Anal, y (why) sis?"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huprmf/you_cant_spell_analysis_without_asking_anal_y_why/ (Senspam)
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Year after year, fake after fake we are creating a low-trust society

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hupoy6/year_after_year_fake_after_fake_we_are_creating_a/ (vpetrychuk)
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It has been 15 years since "Happy Slapping" was a thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hupobm/it_has_been_15_years_since_happy_slapping_was_a/ (J96x_Rob_LFC)
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When we colonize Mars, maps of countries will have two sections.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huplvq/when_we_colonize_mars_maps_of_countries_will_have/ (the-senate-not-yet)
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The past doesn't exist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hupkan/the_past_doesnt_exist/ (Koifish_Coyote)
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If everyone saw each colour differently no one would ever know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hupjzf/if_everyone_saw_each_colour_differently_no_one/ (LegendSkapie420)
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If Bella and Jacob had done the 'Devil's Tango' in the movie Twilight, Jacob would have imprinted on his own daughter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hupjdn/if_bella_and_jacob_had_done_the_devils_tango_in/ ([deleted])
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A yellow light typically has the opposite effect of what is intended

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huphwx/a_yellow_light_typically_has_the_opposite_effect/ (SUBTOPEWDSNOWW)
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If plastic is made of oil and oil comes from fossils and some fossils come from dinosaurs; then some plastic dinosaurs came from dinosaurs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huphod/if_plastic_is_made_of_oil_and_oil_comes_from/ ([deleted])
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All calendars are limited edition

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huphkw/all_calendars_are_limited_edition/ (Skeetthayeet)
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As a kid grows bigger, they are actually growing smaller in relation to the cosmos due to the expanding universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huph9a/as_a_kid_grows_bigger_they_are_actually_growing/ (TychoSky)
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Social media is cigarettes for millennials and gen z

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huph7c/social_media_is_cigarettes_for_millennials_and/ (coconutjuices)
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An amnesiac is extremely susceptible to all the widely known jokes and tricks that everyone already knows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hupfio/an_amnesiac_is_extremely_susceptible_to_all_the/ (fierydumpster)
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The biggest issue with social media is that they are bottomless. Whoever invented infinite scrolling will be compared to ones who invented nuclear bomb or plastic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hupeo8/the_biggest_issue_with_social_media_is_that_they/ (vpetrychuk)
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Life is almost uniquely a succession of moments you want to end ASAP and of moments you wish never stopped.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hupcbi/life_is_almost_uniquely_a_succession_of_moments/ (aggravitas)
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You only realize you breathe through your nose when you have a cold.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hupawt/you_only_realize_you_breathe_through_your_nose/ (DomB101)
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If you believe in dopplegangers then you probably are one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hup9nf/if_you_believe_in_dopplegangers_then_you_probably/ (AJ-Murphy)
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All those spy movies with lasers guarding a target are wrong because they would just use infrared - the spy couldn't see them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hup9ki/all_those_spy_movies_with_lasers_guarding_a/ (PenultimateAirbend3r)
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Don’t feel bad if you’ve ever been rickrolled, because the person who rickrolled you has also probably gotten rickrolled

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hup7e6/dont_feel_bad_if_youve_ever_been_rickrolled/ (YaBoiOheb)
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It's scientifically proven that saying it's scientifically proven will make people believe you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hup6ej/its_scientifically_proven_that_saying_its/ ([deleted])
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One day planet Earth will probably become a museum

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hup5h1/one_day_planet_earth_will_probably_become_a_museum/ (Glittering_Brick)
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The lightbulb in your freezer uses slightly more electricity than the one in your fridge.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hup24r/the_lightbulb_in_your_freezer_uses_slightly_more/ (RightKitKat)
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Babies turn milk into human flesh.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hup1za/babies_turn_milk_into_human_flesh/ (badRLplayer)
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There’s a good chance you unknowingly hold a world record for something no matter how insignificant it is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hup0fz/theres_a_good_chance_you_unknowingly_hold_a_world/ (joozylemonz)
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The "glass is half full or half empty" question also depends on what it contains. If it is a delicious drink, it is already half empty. If it is bitter medicine, then thank goodness it is only half full.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huozf5/the_glass_is_half_full_or_half_empty_question/ (an0nymous_coward)
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Fried egg is technically fried chicken

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huoxkc/fried_egg_is_technically_fried_chicken/ (Alibium)
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71% of the planet’s surface is covered by water. Most things on Earth are wet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huoxiv/71_of_the_planets_surface_is_covered_by_water/ (PoorEdgarDerby)
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Most of the animals from those late 90s to early 2000s talking dog and cat movies are probably dead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huoxd0/most_of_the_animals_from_those_late_90s_to_early/ (_gay_lasagna_)
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“Are you a pathological liar?” may be the most worthless question known to man.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huowb1/are_you_a_pathological_liar_may_be_the_most/ (LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME)
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There's more actual fighting in WWE video games than IRL WWE...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huou3w/theres_more_actual_fighting_in_wwe_video_games/ (bob112b)
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Black Panther is a furry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huotc1/black_panther_is_a_furry/ (Joezze)
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Maybe we're all living in a Matrix after all, because Machine learning works

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huosv5/maybe_were_all_living_in_a_matrix_after_all/ (smartguy369)
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A broken egg is a bird miscarriage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huosdc/a_broken_egg_is_a_bird_miscarriage/ (steeple_fun)
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If someone slams you against the ground, they're using the whole earth as their weapon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huorqz/if_someone_slams_you_against_the_ground_theyre/ (lion530)
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It's impossible to let your opponent win intentionally lose in rock-paper-scissors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huoplf/its_impossible_to_let_your_opponent_win/ (UsefulTip4)
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Milking a cow's breasts is more normalised than breast feeding amongst our own species

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huomef/milking_a_cows_breasts_is_more_normalised_than/ (AndrewLonergan)
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Russian national anthem gives goosebumps.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huom6p/russian_national_anthem_gives_goosebumps/ (DangerousDeveloper)
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People like being outraged because it makes them feel like they’re doing something with their lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huolaa/people_like_being_outraged_because_it_makes_them/ (coconutjuices)
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Cats may fear water not only due to their hair, but perhaps because they also fear becoming diluted due to the liquid property of their bodies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huol6r/cats_may_fear_water_not_only_due_to_their_hair/ (NeoDestrider_274)
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Your friends and family have probably looked at your face more than you have

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huol4d/your_friends_and_family_have_probably_looked_at/ (MeriTatiSundar)
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Storm from X-Men could pass for a Sith Lord

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huokr4/storm_from_xmen_could_pass_for_a_sith_lord/ (rlyllsn)
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Everybody with worse manners and etiquette than you is savage and everybody with better manners and etiquette than you is uptight

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huoign/everybody_with_worse_manners_and_etiquette_than/ (MrUnknown875)
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At the Jurassic Park cafeteria, the Dino Nuggets are probably made with real Dino

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huofja/at_the_jurassic_park_cafeteria_the_dino_nuggets/ (IKissedAGirlOnce)
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You’re dying your whole life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huofbn/youre_dying_your_whole_life/ ([deleted])
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PASTA is technicalIy just WATER BREAD because of the fact that it is made with the same ingredients used in making normal LAND BREAD

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huodqj/pasta_is_technicaliy_just_water_bread_because_of/ (GearBIue)
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Theme parks can take a crystal clear photo of you on a roller coaster at 70 mph, but bank cameras can't get a clear shot of a robber standing still.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huoa9r/theme_parks_can_take_a_crystal_clear_photo_of_you/ (tattoos_and_tantrums)
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Hamburger helps Hamburger Helper as much as Hamburger Helper helps hamburger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huoa5s/hamburger_helps_hamburger_helper_as_much_as/ ([deleted])
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Atoms are made of mostly empty space, yet people are still so full of shit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huo9xb/atoms_are_made_of_mostly_empty_space_yet_people/ (DutchyLo47)
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Outdoor rock paper scissors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huo9f2/outdoor_rock_paper_scissors/ (Extraweeaboo)
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If you put a human suit in your dog it is a reversed furry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huo8ix/if_you_put_a_human_suit_in_your_dog_it_is_a/ (Brawl-legends)
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If you want total security, you need to go to prison.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huo6x5/if_you_want_total_security_you_need_to_go_to/ (SerMercutio)
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In films, those who build card castles are always vilains

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huo58f/in_films_those_who_build_card_castles_are_always/ (theleader41)
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We went from standing up for "I can't breathe" to mocking "I can't breathe"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huo0v4/we_went_from_standing_up_for_i_cant_breathe_to/ (casualindivisual)
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At one point we brought our phones with us to the washrooms and never stopped after that

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hunyud/at_one_point_we_brought_our_phones_with_us_to_the/ (Airsmite)
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There are thousands of NintenDogs that have been neglected for years

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hunxps/there_are_thousands_of_nintendogs_that_have_been/ (ToxicTurtleCream)
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History seems boring because we already know how the story ends.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hunswm/history_seems_boring_because_we_already_know_how/ (Slendyboii)
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Adulthood is using your birthday money on an oil change...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hunrmc/adulthood_is_using_your_birthday_money_on_an_oil/ (Chateau512)
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Any type of argument with a person can be solved with a tranquilizer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hunr3j/any_type_of_argument_with_a_person_can_be_solved/ (ILikeToArgueALot)
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Every fruit and vegetable produces a different kind of juice but animals all have the same juice inside: blood

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hunprg/every_fruit_and_vegetable_produces_a_different/ (ForeverKarlMalone)
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If you switched bodies with someone you would probably have to get used to the FOV

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hunp9a/if_you_switched_bodies_with_someone_you_would/ (axxolot)
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Orange juice is actually yellow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hunoys/orange_juice_is_actually_yellow/ (Rainstorm_9000)
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Luke Skywalker died playing shadow puppets with his nephew

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hunmr9/luke_skywalker_died_playing_shadow_puppets_with/ (MagnusHB)
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Behind every bad product was a room full of people who thought it was a good idea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hunmf1/behind_every_bad_product_was_a_room_full_of/ (xbmorexhavocx)
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Sharpies become dullards at the end of their life cycle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hunlt7/sharpies_become_dullards_at_the_end_of_their_life/ ([deleted])
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The connection between self esteem and sexual desirableness is counter intintuitive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hunl2h/the_connection_between_self_esteem_and_sexual/ (shittersfull244)
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If we domesticated opossums we could use them to check us for ticks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hunjqp/if_we_domesticated_opossums_we_could_use_them_to/ (p0wderClouder)
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If someone made an 8 hour long movie, no one would watch because it's too long. Take the same movie and break it into 8 episodes, people would watch it straight through.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hunjg2/if_someone_made_an_8_hour_long_movie_no_one_would/ (Here-For-The-Comment)
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SIMP National Anthem - Hey There Delilah

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hungi5/simp_national_anthem_hey_there_delilah/ (Hoserbob87)
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The only thing lightsabers can’t penetrate are other lightsabers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hung20/the_only_thing_lightsabers_cant_penetrate_are/ (BigM0nkey_eeeee)
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Nobody ever let Jack out of his box

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hunfnt/nobody_ever_let_jack_out_of_his_box/ (Seedpound)
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The human race has many languages in varying degrees, but we all speak them in practically the same way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huneye/the_human_race_has_many_languages_in_varying/ (CherryAntAttack)
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All anime tiddies are technically flat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hundgr/all_anime_tiddies_are_technically_flat/ (xxarsene)
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For some reason, music plays in your head during examinations

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hunaoq/for_some_reason_music_plays_in_your_head_during/ (fernandeztahi)
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Taking more responsibility makes you less responsible

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hun8lw/taking_more_responsibility_makes_you_less/ (HirokoKueh)
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We are the only species that have to wipe our bottoms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hun7tf/we_are_the_only_species_that_have_to_wipe_our/ (clairsentientbeing)
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If someone tells you their relationship with their ex is complicated, it's not, they are still having sex

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hun5l0/if_someone_tells_you_their_relationship_with/ (rnielsen777)
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The myth of Medusa might have been inspired by a really hot girl who made all the guys in the Ancient Greece rock-hard just by being looked at.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hun3uv/the_myth_of_medusa_might_have_been_inspired_by_a/ (menovat)
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There was never an apple in Eden, Adam and Eve had sex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hun22w/there_was_never_an_apple_in_eden_adam_and_eve_had/ (asbohorror)
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If someone tells you they're relationship with they're ex is complicated,it's not, they're having sex still

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hun0xb/if_someone_tells_you_theyre_relationship_with/ ([deleted])
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Breathing through a clear nose again feels like drinking cold water when you're really thirsty

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hun0op/breathing_through_a_clear_nose_again_feels_like/ (RockRad07)
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Our phone and computers synchronize our clock

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hun0ep/our_phone_and_computers_synchronize_our_clock/ (rjroa21)
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Floyd Mayweather likely always keeps show subtitles off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/humyqm/floyd_mayweather_likely_always_keeps_show/ (YouTubeLawyer1)
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Every car you drive in an Console game like Forza is technically a remote control car

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/humy09/every_car_you_drive_in_an_console_game_like_forza/ (Daniel200303)
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The voice in your head is actually just real life subtitles of your thoughts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/humug5/the_voice_in_your_head_is_actually_just_real_life/ (0ne2many)
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Shrubs and weeds that scratch you when you are trimming them are trying to avenge their fallen compatriots.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/humtr6/shrubs_and_weeds_that_scratch_you_when_you_are/ (Kyooko)
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If you're a pet owner, there's a chance one of your ancestors may have owned one their ancestors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/humqus/if_youre_a_pet_owner_theres_a_chance_one_of_your/ (Snackasm)
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There‘s a wee chance that you and some other person shared your heartbeat since you were born.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/humql0/theres_a_wee_chance_that_you_and_some_other/ (velvet_egg)
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Most of our new year's resolutions went out the window.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/humq0x/most_of_our_new_years_resolutions_went_out_the/ (SmG18LA)
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We will probably have custom genetically modified pets in the future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/humpim/we_will_probably_have_custom_genetically_modified/ ([deleted])
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It's possible you've bought milk from the same cow more than once.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/humois/its_possible_youve_bought_milk_from_the_same_cow/ ([deleted])
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Malware ads that claim, “Your device’s security isn’t as good as you think” isn’t false advertising.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/humo27/malware_ads_that_claim_your_devices_security_isnt/ (thatkorexican)
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The Catetpillar in Alice in Wonderland (1958) poured his heart into a song about vowels.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/humm2a/the_catetpillar_in_alice_in_wonderland_1958/ (Lucyfuroshus)
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Kids with wealthy parents probably grow up thinking their baby teeth are worth at lot more then the teeth of their less wealthy friend's.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/humhtj/kids_with_wealthy_parents_probably_grow_up/ (smokeymctokerson)
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Sex Ed is private schooling in public school.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/humgey/sex_ed_is_private_schooling_in_public_school/ ([deleted])
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A mop is a huge paintbrush that resets the canvas

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/humfjs/a_mop_is_a_huge_paintbrush_that_resets_the_canvas/ (360Bowscopez)
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There are only few things more frustrating than when you buy a pair of headphones or earphones and one of the two sides doesn't work at all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/humfbj/there_are_only_few_things_more_frustrating_than/ (AdamantiusTheGreat)
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We're subconsciously more afraid of insects than large animals because small insects are capable to enter inside the holes of a body (ears, nose, mouth etc.) which is more painful, annoying and lasting than getting beaten by an animal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/humerv/were_subconsciously_more_afraid_of_insects_than/ (256Moin256)
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When it’s really hot and sunny in the summer, and the plants start to look more gray-green than green, the plants are telling the sun to stop feeding them because they’re full

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/humdrq/when_its_really_hot_and_sunny_in_the_summer_and/ (off_brand_white_wolf)
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Somehow, companies are making money selling plastic versions of pencil and paper games

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/humcov/somehow_companies_are_making_money_selling/ (QueenElsaArrendelle)
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Socks seem like they'd be more comfortable to wear inside out vs right-side out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/humby2/socks_seem_like_theyd_be_more_comfortable_to_wear/ (Smail_Mail)
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Every room in your house is next to the outside walls except inside

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/humbvi/every_room_in_your_house_is_next_to_the_outside/ (MegaLukeYT)
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A dog stepping on your crotch is revenge for when you stepped on their tails

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/humab8/a_dog_stepping_on_your_crotch_is_revenge_for_when/ (TheTwilightKing)
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Even if we developed long-range teleporters, our bodies couldn't use them safely due to rapid changes in elevation between targets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hum9st/even_if_we_developed_longrange_teleporters_our/ (ReddHash)
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Paper actually has 6 sides, but no one notices until they stack it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hum6r5/paper_actually_has_6_sides_but_no_one_notices/ (FallenLazyRat)
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Cannibals probably enjoy licking their fingers after a meal more than most people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hum51a/cannibals_probably_enjoy_licking_their_fingers/ (puzh_buttonz)
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You give people a penny for their thoughts, only for them to give you their two cents worth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hum0c8/you_give_people_a_penny_for_their_thoughts_only/ (runy977)
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The "5 Second Rule" probably won't be around much longer...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hulz1c/the_5_second_rule_probably_wont_be_around_much/ (thehumantim)
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If you've had a girlfriend, there's a 90% chance that she asked if she can put her makeup on you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hulymi/if_youve_had_a_girlfriend_theres_a_90_chance_that/ (UnRichieUnRich21)
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If everything only exists as a duality, then evil exists because we have good in the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hulv8n/if_everything_only_exists_as_a_duality_then_evil/ (Sparkyrock)
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Too much sugar and not enough dental hygiene can turn your teeth into candy corns.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hulmqd/too_much_sugar_and_not_enough_dental_hygiene_can/ ([deleted])
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There had to have been at least one person who just casually walked off of a cliff and fell to their death before gravity was fully understood

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hulm9l/there_had_to_have_been_at_least_one_person_who/ (agosset2)
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You are not really famous until people around the world have to memorize your birthday/deathday to pass a test

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huljfm/you_are_not_really_famous_until_people_around_the/ (niktromos)
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Flags were invented so people could know who to be angry at

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hulj9q/flags_were_invented_so_people_could_know_who_to/ (fockertn)
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Ghosts sleep during the day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huliz8/ghosts_sleep_during_the_day/ (ringoron9)
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If doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result is insanity, wiping your ass is insanity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hulilz/if_doing_the_same_thing_over_and_over_again/ (RoValentino)
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Chickens have no idea why we are constantly stealing their eggs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huli2w/chickens_have_no_idea_why_we_are_constantly/ (clairsentientbeing)
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Noses have become private parts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huli1s/noses_have_become_private_parts/ (Animated_Astronaut)
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All animals are rapists because they are not able to give each other consent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hulgs6/all_animals_are_rapists_because_they_are_not_able/ ([deleted])
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Someday self-driving cars will be so sophisticated that when you hear someone honking their horn it’ll almost be a guarantee that they’re the one who fucked up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huldct/someday_selfdriving_cars_will_be_so_sophisticated/ (stirling_s)
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We’re all human flavoured

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hulbyz/were_all_human_flavoured/ (Shrrade)
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If there are an infinite number of alternate timelines, then every day of your life is also the day a different version of yourself dies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hula3l/if_there_are_an_infinite_number_of_alternate/ (Knox283)
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One benefit of having a ghost in the house is you don’t have to worry about random noises.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hul82i/one_benefit_of_having_a_ghost_in_the_house_is_you/ (Matttagram89)
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As long as your self worth is measured by something external, you leave yourself open to suffering and pain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hul5i8/as_long_as_your_self_worth_is_measured_by/ (tom_tencats)
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Perspective changes everything except the actual events that transpired.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hul5bo/perspective_changes_everything_except_the_actual/ (Nightttfury)
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You know something is broken if it costs more to repair it than buying a new one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hul53t/you_know_something_is_broken_if_it_costs_more_to/ (John-Whipy27)
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The biggest excuse to handle constructive criticism regarding art is "Abstract art"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hul53r/the_biggest_excuse_to_handle_constructive/ (smallkindaperson)
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People with high egos just simp for themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hul3t7/people_with_high_egos_just_simp_for_themselves/ (PinkFluffyAce)
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A fistfight between two pregnant women is a mech robot battle of two unborn babies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hul3f6/a_fistfight_between_two_pregnant_women_is_a_mech/ (RedSage218)
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If you ever get to become immortal, your chances of getting trapped somewhere forever rise to 100%

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hul2jp/if_you_ever_get_to_become_immortal_your_chances/ (N1664TR0N3000)
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If statues didn’t want to be vandalized maybe they shouldn’t have dressed so confederately.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hul1nq/if_statues_didnt_want_to_be_vandalized_maybe_they/ ([deleted])
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You have done something that either has saved a random person life, or got them killed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hul1le/you_have_done_something_that_either_has_saved_a/ (DiamondSurvivor)
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People sharpen pencils sharpeners to make their pencils sharper

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hul1iv/people_sharpen_pencils_sharpeners_to_make_their/ (Anotherusualnoname)
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Someday you will be the last living person who remembers an specific individual, and someday there will only be one living person who remembers you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hukzq0/someday_you_will_be_the_last_living_person_who/ (GnomishProtozoa)
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The Zodiac Killer is probably still alive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hukyy0/the_zodiac_killer_is_probably_still_alive/ (rey_khn)
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You need to have incredible luck in order to have incredibly bad luck

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huksqs/you_need_to_have_incredible_luck_in_order_to_have/ (Supransh)
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That awkward moment between birth and death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hukryz/that_awkward_moment_between_birth_and_death/ ([deleted])
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It’s impressive when dogs do something clever, but it’s scary when cats do something clever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hukrk3/its_impressive_when_dogs_do_something_clever_but/ (ambitiouslearner123)
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Commercial-free satellite radio has a lot of commercials for commercial-free satellite radio on it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hukq8k/commercialfree_satellite_radio_has_a_lot_of/ (adullploy)
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Life is tough enough, with not a lot to look forward to, especially if you’re disconnected with your family and friends. However...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hukpm8/life_is_tough_enough_with_not_a_lot_to_look/ (androiduser69)
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Most of us can't understand or replicate the intelligence of a genius savant, which implies that there must be people at the opposite end of that spectrum that can't understand your intelligence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hukpm5/most_of_us_cant_understand_or_replicate_the/ ([deleted])
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Natural selection actually favors people who are too stupid to use a condom properly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hukozp/natural_selection_actually_favors_people_who_are/ ([deleted])
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Someone still remembers that compliment you gave them years ago

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huklqu/someone_still_remembers_that_compliment_you_gave/ (roiindolan)
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there are no mainstream board games that are made for single player use

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hukij6/there_are_no_mainstream_board_games_that_are_made/ (Kaleb8215)
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A man in Wuhan changed the world forever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hukhz4/a_man_in_wuhan_changed_the_world_forever/ (wetug)
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If cucumbers are 90% water and humans 70% then humans are 63% cucumber and the more water we drink the more cucumber we become.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hukhva/if_cucumbers_are_90_water_and_humans_70_then/ (moox123)
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Unless the canals are frozen, Venice is actually Venwater.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hukfat/unless_the_canals_are_frozen_venice_is_actually/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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If Mars was ever colonised the colonists would probably rebel and make their own country pretty quickly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hukdpt/if_mars_was_ever_colonised_the_colonists_would/ (rey_khn)
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If loving food is a personality trait, then so is loving breathing and drinking water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hukcsu/if_loving_food_is_a_personality_trait_then_so_is/ ([deleted])
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"I" and "u" are right next to each other on a keyboard but could massively change the meaning of a comment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hukbv5/i_and_u_are_right_next_to_each_other_on_a/ (winrosegrove)
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The easiest way to start a conflict is of different opinions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hukati/the_easiest_way_to_start_a_conflict_is_of/ (UnkownArty13)
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Companies social media reps do better “customer service” than customer service reps.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huk8is/companies_social_media_reps_do_better_customer/ (slaytanic667)
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The original iPhone will one day actually be considered an antique.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huk8bu/the_original_iphone_will_one_day_actually_be/ (GrizzledTheGrizzly)
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A small child could swim through the vains of a blue whale.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huk7ht/a_small_child_could_swim_through_the_vains_of_a/ (TheOmegaBeatZzZ)
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It takes telling your own joke to realize it isn't that funny.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huk4vs/it_takes_telling_your_own_joke_to_realize_it_isnt/ (smallkindaperson)
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Pen makers could halve the amount of ink in pens and very few people would notice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huk48j/pen_makers_could_halve_the_amount_of_ink_in_pens/ (Mr_Saturn1)
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Happiness seems to come from finding a balance between what you're raised to be, what you want to be, and what you are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huk3y1/happiness_seems_to_come_from_finding_a_balance/ (Azreal_Mistwalker)
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It's weird we can laugh at our own jokes. It's like one part of our brain is amused by what another part comes up with.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huk3xx/its_weird_we_can_laugh_at_our_own_jokes_its_like/ (redisthemagicnumber)
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We could have all just been fabricated 2 seconds ago with all of our memories being synthetic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huk3q0/we_could_have_all_just_been_fabricated_2_seconds/ (Tim_Buckrue)
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Since eggs are once cell, embryos and fetuses are technically cell organelles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huk0yb/since_eggs_are_once_cell_embryos_and_fetuses_are/ ([deleted])
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There must be millions of laboratories popping up everywhere from all the people that do their own research.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huk0st/there_must_be_millions_of_laboratories_popping_up/ (energyvampire1)
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Swallowing air has a cooldown

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huk0p1/swallowing_air_has_a_cooldown/ (bh111_7)
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The more the world gets oil, the more valuable fossils get.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hujzzb/the_more_the_world_gets_oil_the_more_valuable/ (smallkindaperson)
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Waterbenders from Avatar, could bend tomatoes, as they are 95% water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hujzlu/waterbenders_from_avatar_could_bend_tomatoes_as/ (CraftBox)
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People Who Make Good First Impressions Usually Suck

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hujyzo/people_who_make_good_first_impressions_usually/ (DangerousDeveloper)
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To be persistent is to be stubborn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hujyue/to_be_persistent_is_to_be_stubborn/ (DangerousDeveloper)
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Whoever decided that we need to make the space bar bigger than the rest of the keys deserves more credit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hujxvg/whoever_decided_that_we_need_to_make_the_space/ (SpankTheDevil)
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Dee Bradly baker can make a show of only just him talking to himself through different characters because of all the voices he can do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hujv9r/dee_bradly_baker_can_make_a_show_of_only_just_him/ (vladmir_lenin-55)
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We as a human kind probably already masturbated to everything that exists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hujuf8/we_as_a_human_kind_probably_already_masturbated/ (Minkovcs)
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Cheap ugly clothes are ‘garbage’, expensive ugly clothes are “fashion’.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hujue8/cheap_ugly_clothes_are_garbage_expensive_ugly/ (intreddited)
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Stereotypes of a generation are defined by the behavior of the extroverts of that generation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hujruy/stereotypes_of_a_generation_are_defined_by_the/ ([deleted])
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Technically, you never ate the same dish twice.. Even water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hujn4m/technically_you_never_ate_the_same_dish_twice/ ([deleted])
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In the future archaeologists will add glasses and tattoos to facial reconstructions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hujmzv/in_the_future_archaeologists_will_add_glasses_and/ (Ir0nM0n0xIde)
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Drinking milk from our own species is considered weird. Drinking milk from cows is considered normal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hujmr2/drinking_milk_from_our_own_species_is_considered/ (DingleBerryWalt)
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Birthdays are deadly in large dosages

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hujjlw/birthdays_are_deadly_in_large_dosages/ (Hercules_ZH)
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The "you must live a sad life if you only have pride in your colour" goes both ways, those with records of their ancestors and those without.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hujif5/the_you_must_live_a_sad_life_if_you_only_have/ (BasicRedditor1997)
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A leaf is the cheapest instrument.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hujidk/a_leaf_is_the_cheapest_instrument/ ([deleted])
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The most cruel torture is not knowing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hujgry/the_most_cruel_torture_is_not_knowing/ (GangShooter1204)
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Hairy animals are cute but hairy people aren't

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hujgcw/hairy_animals_are_cute_but_hairy_people_arent/ (got_hit_by_a_tree)
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You will be remembered more doing something bad rather than something good

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hujfi3/you_will_be_remembered_more_doing_something_bad/ (KoheFish)
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in the grand scheme, we're babies, and undeveloped. it can be frustrating to try and learn new things, assuming that it is "too late", but in the grand scheme, no matter how much you learn, you'll remain a small fish in a big pond.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hujfag/in_the_grand_scheme_were_babies_and_undeveloped/ (ConfusinglyConfusing)
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Children of gay couples suffer twice as many dad jokes and are in an endless cycle of "ask your mother"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hujevn/children_of_gay_couples_suffer_twice_as_many_dad/ (_socialite)
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“Stay safe" is the new "have a nice day"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huje6p/stay_safe_is_the_new_have_a_nice_day/ ([deleted])
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Being food addict is the most pathetic additction ever. It's being addicted to the most basic thing there is, which is food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hujcit/being_food_addict_is_the_most_pathetic_additction/ ([deleted])
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Without English colonialism, we wouldn't have a language basically everyone understands

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hujbz3/without_english_colonialism_we_wouldnt_have_a/ (LoneLee666)
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Your ugliness might have saved you from a sex trafficking ring

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hujbus/your_ugliness_might_have_saved_you_from_a_sex/ ([deleted])
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Your own snot smells like nothing to you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hujbsl/your_own_snot_smells_like_nothing_to_you/ (shoedogodo)
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A sect could be considered as a fan club

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hujah7/a_sect_could_be_considered_as_a_fan_club/ (kiwikthemlgpro)
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We only think deep in showers because that's the only place where our minds get to relax and explore itself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huja0x/we_only_think_deep_in_showers_because_thats_the/ (meme_ilike)
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Everyone automatically assumes everyone on social media is a white male unless they specify

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huj9x7/everyone_automatically_assumes_everyone_on_social/ (_socialite)
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Beiber's "Baby" has 3x views, compared to "Never gonna give you up".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huj89j/beibers_baby_has_3x_views_compared_to_never_gonna/ (DangerousDeveloper)
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We can't taste water because we don't have the necessary tastebuds to taste it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huj7vb/we_cant_taste_water_because_we_dont_have_the/ (meme_ilike)
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If so many creatures are endangered or threatened because they're considered a delicacy, imagine how many others are only doing as well as they are because no one found them delicious.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huj7r5/if_so_many_creatures_are_endangered_or_threatened/ (SkynetCommunism)
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sometimes later becomes never

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huj5z7/sometimes_later_becomes_never/ ([deleted])
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If we had an global extinction event, in a few thousand years, there will probably not be any evidence that humans existed at all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huj4yl/if_we_had_an_global_extinction_event_in_a_few/ (XiXMak)
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When you try on clothes at clothing store there’s every chance you’re trying on something already tried on by someone else. However, if someone purely random walked up with a shirt for you to try on, there’s no way you would. Yet it’s the same act, only with different circumstances.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huj3u6/when_you_try_on_clothes_at_clothing_store_theres/ (nzwildsouth)
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Ads for TVs use your own TVs graphics to convince you to buy theirs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huj2ga/ads_for_tvs_use_your_own_tvs_graphics_to_convince/ (TheEshOne)
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No one signs on to be captain of a sinking ship unless there is a fat paycheck involved

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huj1ud/no_one_signs_on_to_be_captain_of_a_sinking_ship/ (DangerousDeveloper)
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Everyone loves to hate on HOAs until their neighbor paints his entire house florescent green, parks 4 cars on the lawn and has yard sales every day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huj1fa/everyone_loves_to_hate_on_hoas_until_their/ (ihavethebestmarriage)
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If someone gives you tips at the end of a debate or discussion, you've lost

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huj0pm/if_someone_gives_you_tips_at_the_end_of_a_debate/ ([deleted])
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Appointed it not the opposite of dissapointed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huiznz/appointed_it_not_the_opposite_of_dissapointed/ (TriangleMan42)
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As a teacher, seeing sleeping students must be like a punch to the gut

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huizfb/as_a_teacher_seeing_sleeping_students_must_be/ (_socialite)
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‘Reckon’ is probably short for ‘recognize’

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huiv0l/reckon_is_probably_short_for_recognize/ (floW--)
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Oreos are responsible for lots of dogs not getting poisoned by chocolate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huiutu/oreos_are_responsible_for_lots_of_dogs_not/ (Stuheart)
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To truly understand a person it is better to know things they hate rather than things they like

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huishe/to_truly_understand_a_person_it_is_better_to_know/ ([deleted])
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GIFs are low FPS videos.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huish7/gifs_are_low_fps_videos/ (imtherealquiff)
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Scar (the bad guy) from The Lion King wanted equality between races, which resulted in the end of all food sources. Conclusion for the kids: equality is a bad thing and hyenas must starve for lions to thrive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huirdl/scar_the_bad_guy_from_the_lion_king_wanted/ (ornitorrinco22)
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In a few hundred years, people might be laughing at us for telling all the Flat Earthers that the Earth is a globe, just like how we find the people who didn’t believe in evolution a few hundred years ago stupid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huipms/in_a_few_hundred_years_people_might_be_laughing/ (HelpfulApple22)
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The youngest picture of you is technically the oldest picture of you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huipdk/the_youngest_picture_of_you_is_technically_the/ (PlsGiveMeFood-)
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If the devil punishes bad people than that would make him good

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huincp/if_the_devil_punishes_bad_people_than_that_would/ (PlsGiveMeFood-)
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You think you are looking up into space, but you are actually looking down into a big, empty infinite hole

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huimp3/you_think_you_are_looking_up_into_space_but_you/ (Ak171)
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The most successful teenage bands to ever come out of a garage were probably the ones where the parents were most supportive of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huim91/the_most_successful_teenage_bands_to_ever_come/ ([deleted])
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When a post blows up and ends up on the homepage, the author is simultaneously famous and completely unknown.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huikpe/when_a_post_blows_up_and_ends_up_on_the_homepage/ (m0nkey_news)
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All the certainties we have are based on things we have absolutely no certainty of.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huigpv/all_the_certainties_we_have_are_based_on_things/ (jeango)
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Without knowing, we celebrated and welcomed the ensuing chaos that was to happen after New Year's Eve 2019.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huifns/without_knowing_we_celebrated_and_welcomed_the/ ([deleted])
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You are probably never going to be the saddest person on the planet, not even for a minute

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huiczd/you_are_probably_never_going_to_be_the_saddest/ (AmazingFish03)
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People that can whistle subconsciously know how to position their mouth and tongue to change the pitch of their whistling but have no idea how to do it manually.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huicou/people_that_can_whistle_subconsciously_know_how/ ([deleted])
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Someone’s page/profile/etc. on social media is a representation of how that person wants to be seen by others.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huicet/someones_pageprofileetc_on_social_media_is_a/ (aliengames666)
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IKEA would make a lot more money if they had weekly pay to enter hide and seek games

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huib7n/ikea_would_make_a_lot_more_money_if_they_had/ (xAstralForestx)
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Getting a massage service is paying someone to pet you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huib3y/getting_a_massage_service_is_paying_someone_to/ (Xleyx)
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If you hired a hitman anonymously online and they got caught after completing the job, you'd never be found out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huiar0/if_you_hired_a_hitman_anonymously_online_and_they/ ([deleted])
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Telling an ex to get fucked accomplishes two things

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huiapn/telling_an_ex_to_get_fucked_accomplishes_two/ (germdisco)
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It is somewhat ironic that the people who post the most “inspirational” stuff on social media seem to be the ones who are also the most bananas.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huia7i/it_is_somewhat_ironic_that_the_people_who_post/ (aliengames666)
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It is easier to be polite having an online argument about porn because people rarely think there is a "wrong" way to enjoy it, only a "different" one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hui9s3/it_is_easier_to_be_polite_having_an_online/ (ravnicrasol)
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The better looking you are, the more stupidity you'll get away with

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hui8iw/the_better_looking_you_are_the_more_stupidity/ (j0hnk50)
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Dreams are glimpses into other parallel worlds /universes that we exist in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hui7yn/dreams_are_glimpses_into_other_parallel_worlds/ (kitzklazz)
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If human beings functioned like electric cars, our waste would cycle to food and back every digestive cycle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hui60z/if_human_beings_functioned_like_electric_cars_our/ (zuwiboiii)
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Video meetings are the perfect incentive to tidy your room

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hui4pq/video_meetings_are_the_perfect_incentive_to_tidy/ (loogey13)
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Caramel eyes caramelize caramel lies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hui44n/caramel_eyes_caramelize_caramel_lies/ (LasagnaDom69)
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Separating white and black clothes when putting them in the washing machine is clothes apartheid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hui42q/separating_white_and_black_clothes_when_putting/ (jkings10101)
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You can take any statement or observation in existence and ask "but why?" over and over and the final answer will always be "because that's just the way it is."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hui0oo/you_can_take_any_statement_or_observation_in/ (vitt72)
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With all of the oil people produce on their skin (nose especially), if they collected it every few minutes they could eventually use it to cook with.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huhwrf/with_all_of_the_oil_people_produce_on_their_skin/ (AshTOON_260)
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You know it was a long fart when you started smelling it before you had finished farting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huhweo/you_know_it_was_a_long_fart_when_you_started/ ([deleted])
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Plain water tastes better than very mildly flavoured water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huhw0h/plain_water_tastes_better_than_very_mildly/ (harshhsandesara)
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Maybe earth has another moon, a natural satellite, but it is very small.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huhv15/maybe_earth_has_another_moon_a_natural_satellite/ (waitItsQuestionTime)
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Knowing something is a spoiler makes you want to read it more

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huhu8d/knowing_something_is_a_spoiler_makes_you_want_to/ (goneghosted-yt)
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There Are no complimentary yo mama jokes because comlimenting someones mother Is worse than insulting her

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huhu20/there_are_no_complimentary_yo_mama_jokes_because/ (Dotkan253)
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The objective of golf is to play the least amount of golf

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huht9p/the_objective_of_golf_is_to_play_the_least_amount/ (JJHawkes)
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Cut, copy and paste has been around for nearly 40 years and hasn't needed a single update

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huhs3y/cut_copy_and_paste_has_been_around_for_nearly_40/ (CallMeCurious)
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All lakes and rivers are filled with water that fell from the sky.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huhrj4/all_lakes_and_rivers_are_filled_with_water_that/ (calebbrundage8)
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Some people in the 60s-70s probably saw rock in a negative light the same way some people see rap nowadays

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huhr3m/some_people_in_the_60s70s_probably_saw_rock_in_a/ (J4GERM4IN)
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All those horrendous-looking clothes at the store had to be created and approved by multiple people who thought that it would actually sell.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huhohi/all_those_horrendouslooking_clothes_at_the_store/ (schlawani)
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The sequel to the movie "2012" would either be "2013" or "2012 2"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huhoes/the_sequel_to_the_movie_2012_would_either_be_2013/ (Ninjapriest1111)
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Lin Manuel Miranda literally wrote a 3+ hour long, historically accurate, unbelievably catchy rap song and turned it into a wildly successful Broadway production.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huhnkt/lin_manuel_miranda_literally_wrote_a_3_hour_long/ ([deleted])
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In the Death Note world, the reason heart attacks are the most common form of death is likely because it's the default for Death Notes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huhjkv/in_the_death_note_world_the_reason_heart_attacks/ (LetsCommitLegoStep)
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You can sing East Germany's anthem "Auferstanden aus Ruinen" with the lyrics of West Germany's anthem "Deutschlandlied", and vice versa

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huhj1k/you_can_sing_east_germanys_anthem_auferstanden/ (unspeakableguardian)
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Some of us are indeed nocturnal mammals and don't even know it!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huheq8/some_of_us_are_indeed_nocturnal_mammals_and_dont/ (mayoeater)
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When a UFO comes to land on earth, at max a city’s population gets to see it. Most will like watch it on their phones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huhdi5/when_a_ufo_comes_to_land_on_earth_at_max_a_citys/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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Foxes just look like some cat and dog fucked and it somehow worked

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huha0p/foxes_just_look_like_some_cat_and_dog_fucked_and/ (noyza2132)
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At least one person was dumb enough to bring dildo to a gun fight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huh757/at_least_one_person_was_dumb_enough_to_bring/ ([deleted])
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Whether you wear underwear with the seams out or in is a good indication of whether you value comfort or appearance more.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huh712/whether_you_wear_underwear_with_the_seams_out_or/ (sciencedit)
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If a fish has an itch, they have no way of scratching it themself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huh6m1/if_a_fish_has_an_itch_they_have_no_way_of/ ([deleted])
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Since you can’t talk while doing a kigurumi cosplay, quiet characters would make the perfect kigurumi cosplay candidate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huh68b/since_you_cant_talk_while_doing_a_kigurumi/ (TheOutcast06)
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If Santa comes into the house while everyone is sleeping, no one saw him before meaning all the pictures of him we have are made up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huh5xo/if_santa_comes_into_the_house_while_everyone_is/ (lTheReader)
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The smell of the earth while raining is way 1000 times more pleasant than our body perfumes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huh5nw/the_smell_of_the_earth_while_raining_is_way_1000/ (immoleight__me)
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One way life could be described, there are times when you don't have enough buttons, and times you have too many.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huh5c0/one_way_life_could_be_described_there_are_times/ (Hoverblades)
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Even on Gilligan's Island they listened to the professor not the 'millionaire'.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huh3st/even_on_gilligans_island_they_listened_to_the/ (rearl306)
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Progressives want more people who think like they do to immigrate to the country. Reactionaries are afraid more people who think like they do will immigrate to the country.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huh2m2/progressives_want_more_people_who_think_like_they/ ([deleted])
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Babies are technically man-made

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huh1aq/babies_are_technically_manmade/ (cadagricomiguel)
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Camels are the only mammals that can rhyme with the word "mammals"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huh0nd/camels_are_the_only_mammals_that_can_rhyme_with/ ([deleted])
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As humans, we can look at every star with the naked eye. With the exception of our own Sun, which will blind us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hugz2q/as_humans_we_can_look_at_every_star_with_the/ (Steak_and_Champipple)
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Characters in movies with monsters in them believed that monsters were only in movies until they saw them, so nobody can be sure if there is or isn't monsters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hugv8q/characters_in_movies_with_monsters_in_them/ (VVVictor7)
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Passwordmanager with autofill not only work against hackers, but also against highsensitive mics picking up your keyboard presses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huguoo/passwordmanager_with_autofill_not_only_work/ (Schlimmb0)
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People would like rats more if they had bushy tails like squirrels. Almost nobody thinks squirrels are gross.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hugudt/people_would_like_rats_more_if_they_had_bushy/ (FinancedWaif7)
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Most people would make terrible spies because their joints pop so much.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hugrrq/most_people_would_make_terrible_spies_because/ (_MilkBone_)
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Bigger half is not actually half.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hugnlt/bigger_half_is_not_actually_half/ (Re-jacked)
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Science only exists to explain a system or its parts by observing a correlation between two events.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huglgw/science_only_exists_to_explain_a_system_or_its/ (i_Praseru)
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Saying “Saturday Night” could easily be shortened to “Saturnight” along with the other nights of the week

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hugkk7/saying_saturday_night_could_easily_be_shortened/ (Promiised)
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The most intelligent person would not only be the smartest human, but also likely the most intelligent organism on the planet, solar system, and for light years in any direction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hugkam/the_most_intelligent_person_would_not_only_be_the/ (Franksforfingers)
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People think body hair is useless until it warns them there's something crawling up their leg.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hugjlz/people_think_body_hair_is_useless_until_it_warns/ (firegate2233)
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All Youtubers are technically coworkers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hugjai/all_youtubers_are_technically_coworkers/ (Gushie1337)
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If a conjoined twin murdered someone while the other twin was sleeping,they wouldn't be put in prison because you couldn't imprison the guilty twin without also punishing the innocent one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hugiux/if_a_conjoined_twin_murdered_someone_while_the/ (Im-A-Scared-Child)
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On the left side, there is nothing right, on the right side, there is nothing left

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hughup/on_the_left_side_there_is_nothing_right_on_the/ (cadagricomiguel)
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“Shes a fucking bitch” sounds way worse than “He’s a fucking dick”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hughf7/shes_a_fucking_bitch_sounds_way_worse_than_hes_a/ (o_j_f)
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The sentence “You have to be lucky to be lucky to be lucky ...” can be continued forever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hugha0/the_sentence_you_have_to_be_lucky_to_be_lucky_to/ (nuttybumman)
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Shorter people get more bang for their buck in the housing market

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hugg4c/shorter_people_get_more_bang_for_their_buck_in/ (NessTheGamer)
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If the sun will explode we will have 8 minutes timer until we will all die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hugf5s/if_the_sun_will_explode_we_will_have_8_minutes/ (Yoavf8)
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You can never check if you from the mirror is looking at something that's not your eyes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hugekj/you_can_never_check_if_you_from_the_mirror_is/ (someone0507)
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Someone really long ago, really good at math before most, created gambling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hugcxt/someone_really_long_ago_really_good_at_math/ (deisidiamonia)
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Technically Lloyd from Ninjago is only 15 years old while the other ninjas are at least 30.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hugas7/technically_lloyd_from_ninjago_is_only_15_years/ (Bippity2946)
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The human race isn't a race. There is literally no medal for coming first.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hugalg/the_human_race_isnt_a_race_there_is_literally_no/ (SGauntUK)
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It must be confusing for a polyglot to pick a language in a manual.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hug9jn/it_must_be_confusing_for_a_polyglot_to_pick_a/ (packagedeliverer)
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After losing an argument your brain automatically rewinds the situation and brings you all the savage ideas that you could've used during the argument.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hug7xi/after_losing_an_argument_your_brain_automatically/ (BeingBipro)
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If a helicopter appeared in the ancient times, it's considered witchcraft

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hug6le/if_a_helicopter_appeared_in_the_ancient_times_its/ (cadagricomiguel)
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To pronounce the word "english" is a good test of whether or not you can speak english.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hug534/to_pronounce_the_word_english_is_a_good_test_of/ (deisidiamonia)
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24 times every day, one is only two numbers away from eleven.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hug4br/24_times_every_day_one_is_only_two_numbers_away/ (coffeeandslippers)
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If Elsa's parents hadn't died, she would still be locked in her room like a prisoner.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hug1zn/if_elsas_parents_hadnt_died_she_would_still_be/ (W0otang)
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Everyone has held the world record for being the youngest person alive once

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hufyqg/everyone_has_held_the_world_record_for_being_the/ (freddiemercury3001)
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The only certainty life gives us is death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hufyho/the_only_certainty_life_gives_us_is_death/ (Maras123)
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We see the discovery of water on other planets as a possible sign of life but fail to realize that other lifeforms may not even need water the way we do here on Earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hufxvw/we_see_the_discovery_of_water_on_other_planets_as/ (Andrewisaho)
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If cows became our overlords, they'd probably drink human milk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hufvzt/if_cows_became_our_overlords_theyd_probably_drink/ (Goopacity)
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Sexual likes and fetishes could be hereditary but no one wants to ask or find out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hufsbh/sexual_likes_and_fetishes_could_be_hereditary_but/ (HiIamChloe)
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When you get up too fast and your vision becomes spotty it's just the world trying to discreetly load in the texture

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hufpbp/when_you_get_up_too_fast_and_your_vision_becomes/ (BigYeetusOwO)
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"Please turn off your ad-blocker" would indirectly make people try them out who didn't know about them before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hufog1/please_turn_off_your_adblocker_would_indirectly/ ([deleted])
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We will soon have too many apps on our screens that app based companies would not only need to promote their app but also compete to stay on your sight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hufl8h/we_will_soon_have_too_many_apps_on_our_screens/ (fernandeztahi)
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The word “fuck” probably has the meanings and broadest use

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hufkoo/the_word_fuck_probably_has_the_meanings_and/ (SamDaMan1545)
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You can almost never “get back on the horse” after a base jumping accident

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hufiep/you_can_almost_never_get_back_on_the_horse_after/ (HarpoonsAndSpoons)
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Travelling will not always broaden your horizons. Sometimes staying and investing yourself in one place will.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hufht4/travelling_will_not_always_broaden_your_horizons/ (Sethatos)
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It's okay if you think your life is worth shit. Shit makes good fertalizer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hufgl6/its_okay_if_you_think_your_life_is_worth_shit/ (Subderhenge)
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In a way opposite of every word is plain silence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huff4z/in_a_way_opposite_of_every_word_is_plain_silence/ (ProjectOlio)
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ikea's management thinks its customers are rats.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hufenz/ikeas_management_thinks_its_customers_are_rats/ (kinkychow)
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When a deaf kid wants to stop listening to their parents they just look away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hufek9/when_a_deaf_kid_wants_to_stop_listening_to_their/ ([deleted])
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The Concept of a secret admirer is actually pretty creepy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hufcba/the_concept_of_a_secret_admirer_is_actually/ (TychoSky)
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Someone on the internet is truly just "Asking for a friend" and we'll never take them serious

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hufbuc/someone_on_the_internet_is_truly_just_asking_for/ (grandpoox)
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Green is the colour of freshness but also the colour of rotting food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hufbto/green_is_the_colour_of_freshness_but_also_the/ (thecoomer-)
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Girls are 20 and younger, ladies 21 and younger than you, women are older than you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hufb16/girls_are_20_and_younger_ladies_21_and_younger/ (BasicRedditor1997)
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The smooth crinimal was so smooth that they never even caught him after he hit someone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hufaaa/the_smooth_crinimal_was_so_smooth_that_they_never/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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It’s possible that your sleep paralysis demon is actually working for Monsters Inc.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huf9ps/its_possible_that_your_sleep_paralysis_demon_is/ (TristanLennon)
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"Right or Wrong" is an unused but appealing campaign slogan

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huf8ta/right_or_wrong_is_an_unused_but_appealing/ (YouTubeLawyer1)
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You can't stop biting your mouth the moment you realize your teeth are almost touching yours.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huf8s9/you_cant_stop_biting_your_mouth_the_moment_you/ (DeeDeeEn)
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While walking down the street carrying a bag of shit, bring a dog along so as not to arouse suspicion

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huf8bs/while_walking_down_the_street_carrying_a_bag_of/ (ThatGuy___YouKnow)
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When you're younger, you worry about how others judge you and when you're older, you worry about how you judge yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huf839/when_youre_younger_you_worry_about_how_others/ (TheConjugalVisit)
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It’s funny to see people post a controversial statements into an echo chamber and be applauded by like minded people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huf6au/its_funny_to_see_people_post_a_controversial/ (BaldeeBanks)
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If pornhub had ad interruptions, pornhub premium could have insane revenue.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huf64a/if_pornhub_had_ad_interruptions_pornhub_premium/ (SeanHasHands)
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The truth won’t set you free if you’re admitting a crime

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huf2a3/the_truth_wont_set_you_free_if_youre_admitting_a/ (TychoSky)
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Toast ovens are easy bake ovens for adults

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huf1qv/toast_ovens_are_easy_bake_ovens_for_adults/ (wellthen420)
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All water is from the same source.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huf0lz/all_water_is_from_the_same_source/ ([deleted])
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Anti-maskers and the flat earthers are the same people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hueykv/antimaskers_and_the_flat_earthers_are_the_same/ (Whyamihere853)
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Mosquitos having to live in fear of mosquito eaters is kind of just like the real life version of Attack on Titan but not naked people. Just mosquitos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hueydt/mosquitos_having_to_live_in_fear_of_mosquito/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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Most duct tape isn’t used on ducts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huexhd/most_duct_tape_isnt_used_on_ducts/ (ilikefoodandsodoyou)
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People still shell out money for Pay-Per-View events, most likely aware they'll be on the internet for free immediately afterwards.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huew8e/people_still_shell_out_money_for_payperview/ ([deleted])
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Your sleep paralysis demon/the voice you hear in your head could be your stand

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huevyn/your_sleep_paralysis_demonthe_voice_you_hear_in/ (Sky2462)
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Cheesy eggs sounds delicious eggy cheese does not

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hueu4e/cheesy_eggs_sounds_delicious_eggy_cheese_does_not/ (Two_Faced_Harvey)
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People seem to instinctively try to make less noise in the dark.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huetcp/people_seem_to_instinctively_try_to_make_less/ (TriangleMan42)
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Phone manufacturers apparently believe that there is no actual limit to how far we can extend our thumbs as long as we are conditioned to it gradually.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hueta2/phone_manufacturers_apparently_believe_that_there/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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Peeing in the ocean is probably the easiest way to get pee on a stranger’s face

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huesed/peeing_in_the_ocean_is_probably_the_easiest_way/ (Redeclaw)
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Europeans make fun of the U.S. for using the imperial system of measurement instead of the metric system, yet they were the ones that created the imperial system. It's not that we won't adapt, it's that we want to shove Europe's past abominations in their faces.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huerwq/europeans_make_fun_of_the_us_for_using_the/ (TheQuintessent)
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Transformers and Mobile Suit Gundams would probably be very fragile in real life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huerdh/transformers_and_mobile_suit_gundams_would/ (Psykcha)
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Anything solid is technically frozen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huer0m/anything_solid_is_technically_frozen/ (Philipthesquid)
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Feudalism is kinda like an MLM but for Monarchies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hueqr2/feudalism_is_kinda_like_an_mlm_but_for_monarchies/ (tyvokken)
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Christmas hit different for man named Chris

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hueqiy/christmas_hit_different_for_man_named_chris/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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The theoretical no-wiper can never be proven and must remain theoretical.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huepu2/the_theoretical_nowiper_can_never_be_proven_and/ (labretirementhome)
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South Park went from being criticized for its juvenile humor to being one of the most profound societal narratives in modern history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hueoog/south_park_went_from_being_criticized_for_its/ ([deleted])
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Most of us are not the player character, we are an NPC. If we all realized it, the world might be a little bit better.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huenbo/most_of_us_are_not_the_player_character_we_are_an/ (Jenova66)
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The majority of babies born from couples who met post 2010 are going to be dating app babies, Generation DAB.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huemtj/the_majority_of_babies_born_from_couples_who_met/ (BasicRedditor1997)
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Police lights might have caused some people to have epilepsy on the road.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huely4/police_lights_might_have_caused_some_people_to/ ([deleted])
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Planetary rings are really cool, but they would probably present huge obstacles if Earth had them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huej5y/planetary_rings_are_really_cool_but_they_would/ (RobertGBradley)
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The moving blades of a fan are so fast that they're beyond the speed of sight

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hueieh/the_moving_blades_of_a_fan_are_so_fast_that/ (YouTubeLawyer1)
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If Amazon sells sex toys, that makes Jeff Bezos the worlds wealthiest dildo salesman.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huef82/if_amazon_sells_sex_toys_that_makes_jeff_bezos/ (Weaselbrott)
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People probably thought things were poisonous because the person that tried it was allergic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hueeql/people_probably_thought_things_were_poisonous/ (Sir_DeadBolt)
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Nothing is as useful as it seems.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hueedd/nothing_is_as_useful_as_it_seems/ (SoyUnFracaso)
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When you smell someone's fart, you're literally inhaling molecules coming out from someone's butthole.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huedus/when_you_smell_someones_fart_youre_literally/ (ShadesOfPoods)
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You aren’t just a piece of meat, your bones too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hued1k/you_arent_just_a_piece_of_meat_your_bones_too/ (dankpenguin69)
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Women have nipples for babies, men have nipples for justice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huec3v/women_have_nipples_for_babies_men_have_nipples/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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Marriage is a life long sleepover

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hueb8b/marriage_is_a_life_long_sleepover/ ([deleted])
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Winter coats are for when you want to bring the inside outside.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hueai9/winter_coats_are_for_when_you_want_to_bring_the/ (ChapodiphobicHoss)
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Humans are too creative to keep up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hueaek/humans_are_too_creative_to_keep_up/ (dinomite11)
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The line "We didn't have these back in our days" is going to last for a long time, maybe forever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huea4o/the_line_we_didnt_have_these_back_in_our_days_is/ (KarEnemy)
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There's a particular point where a company becomes well-known enough that it's inclusion in a movie is not considered product placement

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hue9sy/theres_a_particular_point_where_a_company_becomes/ ([deleted])
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If someone likes you they will cover any shift they can for you at work, if they hate you they will come up with any excuse not to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hue98n/if_someone_likes_you_they_will_cover_any_shift/ (BasicRedditor1997)
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It's almost never a good idea to use "actually" as an interjection.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hue95z/its_almost_never_a_good_idea_to_use_actually_as/ (a_meme_supreme_)
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Men's nipple are the most useless part of body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hue93e/mens_nipple_are_the_most_useless_part_of_body/ (wiZzerdUck)
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When you're watching something gory and you experience ball-crawl, your balls are actually coming closer to you and hugging you for warmth and safety because they are scared.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hue8wz/when_youre_watching_something_gory_and_you/ (_memelord666)
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Chances are you’ll be forgotten by everyone you’ve ever known for at least a second each day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hue8g6/chances_are_youll_be_forgotten_by_everyone_youve/ (EsreverEdicius)
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When you're watching something gory and you experience ball-crawl, that's actually your testicles coming closer to you and hugging you for warmth and safety because it is scared.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hue5um/when_youre_watching_something_gory_and_you/ (_memelord666)
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99% of Greek Mythology wouldn't exist if Zeus kept it in his pants.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hue539/99_of_greek_mythology_wouldnt_exist_if_zeus_kept/ (theplantmain)
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we do feel the earth rotate, we just don't mind it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hue4or/we_do_feel_the_earth_rotate_we_just_dont_mind_it/ (conzef1337)
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The Flash would go faster on a bicycle than he would on a motorcycle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hue3yz/the_flash_would_go_faster_on_a_bicycle_than_he/ ([deleted])
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Real MemeEconomy™ is crossposting from rFunny to rComedyCemetery

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hue3e7/real_memeeconomy_is_crossposting_from_rfunny_to/ (DangerousDeveloper)
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Because of exchange rates, you can be a millionaire in one country but poor in another.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hue3de/because_of_exchange_rates_you_can_be_a/ (cfu48)
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All cold drinks come out warm

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hue369/all_cold_drinks_come_out_warm/ (jrod-515)
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Computers are the only thing that knows everything about what its made of.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hue2xs/computers_are_the_only_thing_that_knows/ (firstkrakenIminelife)
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Those low quality school campaign films with over exaggerated acting from the early 2000s turned out pretty successful considering the popular opinions of the new generations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hue2h2/those_low_quality_school_campaign_films_with_over/ (dorkilicious_)
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"That guy doesn't look too good" is a lot nicer when your visually impaired.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hue0xa/that_guy_doesnt_look_too_good_is_a_lot_nicer_when/ (firstkrakenIminelife)
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The only reason Family Video is still in business is because of their CBD sales

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hudzae/the_only_reason_family_video_is_still_in_business/ (_WillyTheWaffle_)
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Magicians would make could drug dealers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hudz15/magicians_would_make_could_drug_dealers/ (jerksrbad)
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The person who plays the dumber is ironically playing the smarter as well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hudy8t/the_person_who_plays_the_dumber_is_ironically/ ([deleted])
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Maybe each brain has a different "framerate", which would explain how some people react much faster than others.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hudy06/maybe_each_brain_has_a_different_framerate_which/ (whattheheckismyname)
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Babies are pet humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hudxqe/babies_are_pet_humans/ (ashley-1118)
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Tolkien could’ve easily died in WW1 and we’d have never gotten LOTR or the Hobbit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hudx3m/tolkien_couldve_easily_died_in_ww1_and_wed_have/ (DrHerbs)
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It's amazing how easily we can forget things, like I was going to post a really interesting shower thought, then I forgot about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hudw9c/its_amazing_how_easily_we_can_forget_things_like/ (KarEnemy)
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Obi Wan Kenobi has statistically improbable bad luck with cutting people in half

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hudvti/obi_wan_kenobi_has_statistically_improbable_bad/ (TheVoges27)
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Someone could sell dog whistles that don't work and many people likely wouldn't notice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hudvlx/someone_could_sell_dog_whistles_that_dont_work/ (Shatteredkill0)
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Even though the 'Ability to share information/knowledge' is one of the biggest advantages that Homo Sapiens have over other all other species, we have yet to come up with a universal language so that ALL humans can communicate, share knowledge, opinions, and perspective.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hudvcq/even_though_the_ability_to_share/ (SlowRapMusic)
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Driving over potholes feels like yanking anal beads out of your car

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hudutx/driving_over_potholes_feels_like_yanking_anal/ (MausMoth)
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You've probably never heard a song in the same way it was made, the device you use, the earphone-headphone settings make you listen to it with a lot of changes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hudsw8/youve_probably_never_heard_a_song_in_the_same_way/ (within_kamath23)
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All biopics share a cinematic universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hudsud/all_biopics_share_a_cinematic_universe/ (PointsBeforeKarma)
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There’s no way to confirm rocks don’t have feelings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huds42/theres_no_way_to_confirm_rocks_dont_have_feelings/ (VanillaYogurt19)
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TIFU by eating all the lettuce

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hudrqy/tifu_by_eating_all_the_lettuce/ (RedBlueIyou)
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If you love milk chocolate but don’t like dark chocolate, you actually like sugar more than chocolate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hudp9x/if_you_love_milk_chocolate_but_dont_like_dark/ ([deleted])
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The more you add to a CD or DVD, the lighter it gets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hudojx/the_more_you_add_to_a_cd_or_dvd_the_lighter_it/ (SantaShotgun)
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Animals and other species have seen murders take place and probably didn't know what was going on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hudmvh/animals_and_other_species_have_seen_murders_take/ (xoxo_chell)
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Maybe the only reason dr. doofenshmirtz kept making his evil inators is because he wanted perry the platypus to come and hear his problems as the cost for a therapist was way expensive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hudlgg/maybe_the_only_reason_dr_doofenshmirtz_kept/ (AppropriateBaseball7)
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In school, teachers can’t get kids to stop talking, but on zoom, kids won't talk at all, even when they need to

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hudlby/in_school_teachers_cant_get_kids_to_stop_talking/ (Shaniac_C)
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You know it’s a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hudkxh/you_know_its_a_bad_day_when_you_jump_out_of_bed/ (LycanWolfGamer)
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If you die with a boner, does it immediately soften or does it stay hard

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hudj90/if_you_die_with_a_boner_does_it_immediately/ (X-48)
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When giving bj’s, and you swallow, you are a cannibal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hudcn4/when_giving_bjs_and_you_swallow_you_are_a_cannibal/ ([deleted])
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If you can smell someone within your vicinity’s cigarette smoke, you are within range of their breath particles. The 6 foot rule seems arbitrary.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hudchi/if_you_can_smell_someone_within_your_vicinitys/ (Whiskey_Joe)
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The rarest animals must have some special natural way of finding each other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hudc1o/the_rarest_animals_must_have_some_special_natural/ (Woodsman_Kim)
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You eat pizza from the centre

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hudbu7/you_eat_pizza_from_the_centre/ ([deleted])
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There's no proof that Jes us was a guy with long hair and a beard, he could've looked like Danny Devito and we would have no way of knowing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hudbrm/theres_no_proof_that_jes_us_was_a_guy_with_long/ (Mizi2145)
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Punching your pillow is stress relieving until it starts dodging.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hudakc/punching_your_pillow_is_stress_relieving_until_it/ (Yuvxraj)
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The gaming industry is both the best example and the worst example of what Capitalism can be

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hudafi/the_gaming_industry_is_both_the_best_example_and/ (steviesteve898)
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there is a point where a bad piece of art looks so bad that people start liking it based on the assumption that it's supposed to look stupid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hudabp/there_is_a_point_where_a_bad_piece_of_art_looks/ (Davedabravez)
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When we pee in the shower, there has to be a filter that filters out the piss for reusing the water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hud9w4/when_we_pee_in_the_shower_there_has_to_be_a/ (OutrageousMatter)
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The major reason people ignore the great minds of our world in favor of their own opinions is that people all think they're the great minds of our world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hud9sm/the_major_reason_people_ignore_the_great_minds_of/ (muzau)
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Wolverine's parents couldn't have aborted him even if they wanted to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hud9rb/wolverines_parents_couldnt_have_aborted_him_even/ (UTM592)
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You wonder how many videos and photos you’re in that strangers have taken.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hud96b/you_wonder_how_many_videos_and_photos_youre_in/ (Dawson81702)
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Which movie was the last one Roger Ebert ever saw? Not the last he reviewed, but the one that finally killed him...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hud8hx/which_movie_was_the_last_one_roger_ebert_ever_saw/ (uraffululz)
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Je sus holds the record for the lowest k/d

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hud3o3/je_sus_holds_the_record_for_the_lowest_kd/ (WizardYensiIsSenpai)
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If you slipped and hurt yourself on a banana peel, you probably would not tell anybody what you slipped on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hucz6y/if_you_slipped_and_hurt_yourself_on_a_banana_peel/ (perfect_square)
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Jengo Fett’s son was just Jengo but younger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hucyoi/jengo_fetts_son_was_just_jengo_but_younger/ (washyourhands--)
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If the New York Jets faced off the New York Giants in the NFL, they wouldn't have to go anywhere because they play in the same stadium.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hucyb8/if_the_new_york_jets_faced_off_the_new_york/ (PokemonSwordChampion)
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Learning that the heart isn’t the only important organ is one of the first step into adulthood

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hucukk/learning_that_the_heart_isnt_the_only_important/ (kulbil)
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Anything can be a deadly weapon if you are strong enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hucsyc/anything_can_be_a_deadly_weapon_if_you_are_strong/ ([deleted])
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When you need to spell the word beautiful, you probably hear Jim Carey’s voice in your head.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hucsvm/when_you_need_to_spell_the_word_beautiful_you/ (Thirty2wo)
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Flies manage to slip in through the tiniest of openings yet can't find it's way back out when the opening is wide open.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hucrs6/flies_manage_to_slip_in_through_the_tiniest_of/ (youranovermypudding)
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With infinite parallel universes, there's a version of you that is everything you hate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hucrk2/with_infinite_parallel_universes_theres_a_version/ (EvilWayne)
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Socks are portable rugs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hucris/socks_are_portable_rugs/ (HunterTTP)
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Rohan Kishibe is a famous character, but not because he’s a manga artist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hucr5b/rohan_kishibe_is_a_famous_character_but_not/ (Shifter1307)
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There is a big difference between "I just wanna have a son" and "I want to raise a child"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hucp4r/there_is_a_big_difference_between_i_just_wanna/ (xXUpgraDDeXx)
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Diary of a wimpy kid probably caused a spike in journals/diaries being sold, and never used after kids realized they had nothing to write about

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hucnxz/diary_of_a_wimpy_kid_probably_caused_a_spike_in/ (Kamichu1)
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If you were born on april 1st, your birthday is literally a joke

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hucm0t/if_you_were_born_on_april_1st_your_birthday_is/ (todoroki151)
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If there were 2 stores that sold the same product at the same price but one store said the product had a discount, more people would buy the product with a discount

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huclqw/if_there_were_2_stores_that_sold_the_same_product/ (Unknown1352)
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Leading cause of death for Nerf darts is lawnmowers.... and its not even close...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hucliq/leading_cause_of_death_for_nerf_darts_is/ (DeadLightsOut)
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The vast majority of our bodies are subcutaneous matter, meaning that we have almost no firsthand experience of our bodies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huckf6/the_vast_majority_of_our_bodies_are_subcutaneous/ (iamafacsimile)
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The internet and social media gives weirdos the opportunity to invest in multiple different stalk options.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huckel/the_internet_and_social_media_gives_weirdos_the/ ([deleted])
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When you can beat up all the older versions and younger versions of yourself, you're in your Prime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huckcd/when_you_can_beat_up_all_the_older_versions_and/ (skeleton_made_o_bone)
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The fact that we can watch the Truman Show reveals that we are not in a similar scenario.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hucipx/the_fact_that_we_can_watch_the_truman_show/ (Slonismo)
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Willy Wonka set chocolate bars all around the world and yet somehow all the winners spoke the same language.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huci9f/willy_wonka_set_chocolate_bars_all_around_the/ (silverrose654)
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Everything is bullshit until there's evidence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huceow/everything_is_bullshit_until_theres_evidence/ (DSzer0)
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Every day, people take pictures of their pets that will end up being the face of their missing posters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huccav/every_day_people_take_pictures_of_their_pets_that/ (FrenchJackhammer)
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Beef is simply a storage method for grain

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huc7qn/beef_is_simply_a_storage_method_for_grain/ (dio-tds)
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Salt and vinegar chips and San Pellegrino lemonade are the same type of “spicy.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huc68o/salt_and_vinegar_chips_and_san_pellegrino/ (MurkyEd)
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Companies claim to be saving the planet by giving you a paper straw in a plastic cup

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huc5u1/companies_claim_to_be_saving_the_planet_by_giving/ (XanderAccountTwo)
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Hide and Seek teaches kids good spots to hide bodies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huc5nh/hide_and_seek_teaches_kids_good_spots_to_hide/ (SentinelVortexx)
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Breathing can be the most expensive or cheapest thing to afford depending on where you are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huc5fw/breathing_can_be_the_most_expensive_or_cheapest/ (Kurosneki)
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Pringles salt and season the wrong side of their chips

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huc4ns/pringles_salt_and_season_the_wrong_side_of_their/ (coltd89)
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We are our pet’s massage therapist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huc459/we_are_our_pets_massage_therapist/ (_DragonBlade_)
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Nobody made an 8 hour movie as nobody would watch it , but break it into 8 episodes people would watch it staright through

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huc3ca/nobody_made_an_8_hour_movie_as_nobody_would_watch/ ([deleted])
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It’s not a small world, you just know people in a small area of the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huc30w/its_not_a_small_world_you_just_know_people_in_a/ (EnjoyingEDM)
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Actors are probably incredible liars

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huc24m/actors_are_probably_incredible_liars/ (Kansauce)
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Apparently filming fried chicken dropping and landing in slow motion seems to make it more appealing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huc1tb/apparently_filming_fried_chicken_dropping_and/ (FutureSkeIeton)
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The coolest thing you could do with teleportation is look back on past events, yet it is the least talked about benefit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huc0zx/the_coolest_thing_you_could_do_with_teleportation/ (jrcookOnReddit)
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You eat pie from the centre.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huc0nu/you_eat_pie_from_the_centre/ (aryanoboii)
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Any knife can be considered a Steak Knife if you try hard enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huc0bs/any_knife_can_be_considered_a_steak_knife_if_you/ (Half_loki)
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Smashing the Like button is counterproductive as it will cause it to break

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hubyey/smashing_the_like_button_is_counterproductive_as/ (distributionpea)
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Pets never have to pay rent to live in house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huby3u/pets_never_have_to_pay_rent_to_live_in_house/ (wiZzerdUck)
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There's people in the world who wake up very dehydrated with no easy way to get water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hubwd4/theres_people_in_the_world_who_wake_up_very/ (BrandonTheStoner)
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The older we get the more movies resonate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hubw2s/the_older_we_get_the_more_movies_resonate/ (TheConjugalVisit)
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It must have really sucked for Darth Vader when he got an itch

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hubufq/it_must_have_really_sucked_for_darth_vader_when/ ([deleted])
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Dogs uses the most intelligent species(Humans) to pick up their poops

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hubp9v/dogs_uses_the_most_intelligent_specieshumans_to/ (wiZzerdUck)
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Due to different money value in different countries, you can be a millionaire in one country but not in the other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hubp95/due_to_different_money_value_in_different/ (roghii)
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British people sound more American (USA) when they sing, so Americans must sound like they are always singing to British people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huboze/british_people_sound_more_american_usa_when_they/ (are-we-the-baddies)
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The person with the world‘s largest pig will someday also have the worlds largest piece of bacon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hubo8p/the_person_with_the_worlds_largest_pig_will/ (naveronex)
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Summer break will always feel even more short now

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hubnx0/summer_break_will_always_feel_even_more_short_now/ (Ontario-)
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Controlling the aspects of people's minds can give you the illusion of every superpower

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hubno7/controlling_the_aspects_of_peoples_minds_can_give/ (MazerRackham8)
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If PC stands for Personal Computer, all computers owned by a company would need to be BCs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hubn9n/if_pc_stands_for_personal_computer_all_computers/ (thatmarcel)
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Tom Hanks is a Captain in almost all his movies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hubn2r/tom_hanks_is_a_captain_in_almost_all_his_movies/ (Star_Couch)
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Our tongues are meaty, glistening slugs that live in our heads

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hublha/our_tongues_are_meaty_glistening_slugs_that_live/ (leegle79)
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The fact that the tube responsible for getting air to the lungs is the same one through which we ingest food and liquids seems like a huge design flaw.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hubkpu/the_fact_that_the_tube_responsible_for_getting/ (almost_queen)
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At some point in its life every game was probably a drinking game.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hubk1x/at_some_point_in_its_life_every_game_was_probably/ ([deleted])
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Once you find out what a song is really about it either hits in a good or bad way

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hubjnh/once_you_find_out_what_a_song_is_really_about_it/ (majibbsultra7)
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The reason we are so energetic as young children is because we just woke up from a 13.8 billion year nap.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hubjlq/the_reason_we_are_so_energetic_as_young_children/ (syngestreetsurvivor)
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If you're circumcised, you’ve technically had penis-reduction surgery

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hubiog/if_youre_circumcised_youve_technically_had/ (Star_Couch)
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Gay sailors are overrepresented because mermaids cannot seduce them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hubiaq/gay_sailors_are_overrepresented_because_mermaids/ ([deleted])
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In the original Star Wars trilogy, Leia kisses Luke and they find out they're siblings in the end. In the new Star Wars trilogy, Rey thinks she and Kylo are siblings... then kisses him in the end.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hubhxk/in_the_original_star_wars_trilogy_leia_kisses/ (DrAwkward404)
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For organized movie/music collectors (blu-ray/vinyl/CD/DVD) you always either have too many shelves and not enough discs or too many discs not enough shelves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hubhd4/for_organized_moviemusic_collectors/ (ReelDeadOne)
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If the camera does add 10 pounds, it explains why so many guys snap dick pics.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hubfyt/if_the_camera_does_add_10_pounds_it_explains_why/ (RobertGBradley)
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$40 will only get you 10 minutes with a therapist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hubcdx/40_will_only_get_you_10_minutes_with_a_therapist/ (Gary_October)
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Future archaeologists doing digs in the foundations of sky scrapers in New York and other major cities will find some pretty interesting things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hubc86/future_archaeologists_doing_digs_in_the/ (Mulletboiiii)
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The flash would go faster on a bike than a motorcycle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hubbx5/the_flash_would_go_faster_on_a_bike_than_a/ (Mochomadness09)
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When someone says “that guy has great taste in x” they’re basically saying that they themselves have great taste in x

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hubbtl/when_someone_says_that_guy_has_great_taste_in_x/ (RhinoNumber3)
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Swatting mosquitos is the perfect excuse for slapping someone without consequences

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hubblb/swatting_mosquitos_is_the_perfect_excuse_for/ (PLUMBUM2)
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Intermissions and different acts during plays was the first form of tv episodes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hubbkr/intermissions_and_different_acts_during_plays_was/ (Trolololer)
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Instagram is the food photography of social media

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hub9nr/instagram_is_the_food_photography_of_social_media/ (ShorsIsExpTime)
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The only things you don't want to have as above normal are your heart rate, blood pressure, and cholesterol levels.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hub9mc/the_only_things_you_dont_want_to_have_as_above/ (InsertStephenHere)
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Pets must be in awe that humans somehow know exactly where to scratch them, despite never being able to tell them where

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hub9gr/pets_must_be_in_awe_that_humans_somehow_know/ (Forbidden_Froot)
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When you're awake, your dreams are asleep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hub914/when_youre_awake_your_dreams_are_asleep/ ([deleted])
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Bullying or raising a kid poorly could bite you back HARD in the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hub7l9/bullying_or_raising_a_kid_poorly_could_bite_you/ (Kravchynko)
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No one wishes they invented hotcakes, which is especially outlandish considering how they have sold.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hub6cv/no_one_wishes_they_invented_hotcakes_which_is/ (RobertGBradley)
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If the one of the Kardashians get cremated, there is going to be a really bad odor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hub3kc/if_the_one_of_the_kardashians_get_cremated_there/ (-Darkskii-)
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Every hand you shake is a hand that had poo on it at some point.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hub2n5/every_hand_you_shake_is_a_hand_that_had_poo_on_it/ (miketgeman101)
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No meaning can ever be a fact

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huayf1/no_meaning_can_ever_be_a_fact/ ([deleted])
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When society collapses and all the humans are eradicated historians from the future might think half the intelligent population were shiba inus

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huay2i/when_society_collapses_and_all_the_humans_are/ (ottersintuxedos)
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When someone asks if you're ticklish it doesn't matter what answer you give them, you'll get tickled either way

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huaxgy/when_someone_asks_if_youre_ticklish_it_doesnt/ (__bn_)
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Tom Hanks must have seen a study similar to the Tom Cruise + lots of running = box office smash, except the Hanks one said Hanks + lots of water = box office smash

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huawpo/tom_hanks_must_have_seen_a_study_similar_to_the/ (Kid_Shit_Kicker)
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Nothing “feels so right” and simultaneously “feel so wrong” as much as driving with your windows down and Air Conditioning on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huaw18/nothing_feels_so_right_and_simultaneously_feel_so/ (flapjackbandit00)
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We're on season three of March Break

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huavlu/were_on_season_three_of_march_break/ (ForbiddenFajita-)
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Weather reporters steal a real meteorologist’s hard work and get all the glory

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huavkr/weather_reporters_steal_a_real_meteorologists/ (adatep)
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The world would probably be very different if people could turn their hearing off and on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huav9g/the_world_would_probably_be_very_different_if/ (A_Moving_Targets_Boo)
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The way movies portray insane people is almost always the laughing loves destruction type but the people that would do the most destruction are the ones that don't care and don't feel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huaubj/the_way_movies_portray_insane_people_is_almost/ (Huhthatsdifferent)
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Everything looks like a cloud

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huarr7/everything_looks_like_a_cloud/ (ImJoergen)
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You can have multiple different conversations with the same person as long as you use different apps to separate them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huarmb/you_can_have_multiple_different_conversations/ (joevsyou)
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An iron maiden with many thousands of spikes in it is probably less dangerous than an iron maiden with ten spikes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huaq6x/an_iron_maiden_with_many_thousands_of_spikes_in/ (dougmantis)
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You are probably not going to be the happiest person on the planet, not even for a minute

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huapob/you_are_probably_not_going_to_be_the_happiest/ (AmazingFish03)
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If you are what you eat, then eating the same food twice is cannibalism

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huapm6/if_you_are_what_you_eat_then_eating_the_same_food/ (--------idk-------)
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If you were a different animal, everything would taste completely different.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huap0o/if_you_were_a_different_animal_everything_would/ (Covered-in-Thorns)
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Nothing better than when someone pokes your bruise and asks, "What happened there?"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huaozj/nothing_better_than_when_someone_pokes_your/ (Ralph-Hinkley)
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The people that live near outdoor concert venues are having one of the most peaceful summers of their life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huao1x/the_people_that_live_near_outdoor_concert_venues/ (Subtotalpoet)
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lanigironu sa ti galf t’nod stob eht os sdrawkcab tsop ruoy etirw nac uoY

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huam8u/lanigironu_sa_ti_galf_tnod_stob_eht_os_sdrawkcab/ (Mandalor_deceitful)
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No neighborhood has a neighborhood bicycle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huam5s/no_neighborhood_has_a_neighborhood_bicycle/ (djtshirt)
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Your breath has been shared by many before you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huaj7n/your_breath_has_been_shared_by_many_before_you/ ([deleted])
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You are probably never going to be the happiest person on the planet, not even for a second

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huaj7h/you_are_probably_never_going_to_be_the_happiest/ ([deleted])
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If you remember all your cringy moments in your life, chances are you won't get alzheimer's.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huahub/if_you_remember_all_your_cringy_moments_in_your/ ([deleted])
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Technically all pets are slaves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huahsw/technically_all_pets_are_slaves/ (Petroceus)
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That "light at the end of the tunnel" when you die...the opening of another vagina.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huahlp/that_light_at_the_end_of_the_tunnel_when_you/ (QuasiMerlot)
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We are extremely lucky we can see Saturns ring as it is disappearing more each day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huahgy/we_are_extremely_lucky_we_can_see_saturns_ring_as/ (AlmightyOne23)
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They've replaced pen and paper with keys and screens.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huagy2/theyve_replaced_pen_and_paper_with_keys_and/ (DancingMacaron)
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You might have walked past a murderer without knowing it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huae7s/you_might_have_walked_past_a_murderer_without/ (AmazingFish03)
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If our existence was an operating system we wouldn’t have admin access to our bodies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huadgi/if_our_existence_was_an_operating_system_we/ (fartgable)
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If Rapunzel’s hair in the movie Tangled can keep people young forever and heal wounds, that would make her essentially immortal because she can use it on herself. So when Flynn Ryder chops it off, he doesn’t just kill Mother Gothel but he effectively kills Rapunzel too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huad46/if_rapunzels_hair_in_the_movie_tangled_can_keep/ (Laymans_Terms19)
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The Flash probably doesn’t need an electric tooth brush.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huacvn/the_flash_probably_doesnt_need_an_electric_tooth/ (SnaackCity)
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When we do colonise Mars, birthdays will need to be reworked

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huace1/when_we_do_colonise_mars_birthdays_will_need_to/ (OverMonitor11)
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We all technically live in the mountains , if the sea level dropped.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huab61/we_all_technically_live_in_the_mountains_if_the/ (Hexaurs)
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Leonardo Da Vinci made the most famous piece of fanart in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huaadw/leonardo_da_vinci_made_the_most_famous_piece_of/ (pissthelizard)
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It matters less about how big your brain is and more about how big your heart is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/huaa78/it_matters_less_about_how_big_your_brain_is_and/ (TheConjugalVisit)
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If an organization were spying on everyone through smartphone cameras, they would see a lot of pants around ankles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hua85u/if_an_organization_were_spying_on_everyone/ (GIMME_DA_ALIEN)
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Humans decided that Vanilla and Chocolate are opposites.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hua7jg/humans_decided_that_vanilla_and_chocolate_are/ (SidneyRL)
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Trailers are technically advertisements

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hua6c8/trailers_are_technically_advertisements/ (fuckwhoeverreported)
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Every letter of the English alphabet has an odd number of syllables.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hua64v/every_letter_of_the_english_alphabet_has_an_odd/ (hrakkari)
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Putting up walls in offices to limit community spread is the ultimate throwback.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hua4p5/putting_up_walls_in_offices_to_limit_community/ (Pierrekidmia)
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It really sucks not being able to abbreviate Ghost of Tsushima as "GoT" without any confusion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hua4hn/it_really_sucks_not_being_able_to_abbreviate/ (covidyagames)
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"Squares" are people who are too rigid, so being round is actually a good thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hua3dw/squares_are_people_who_are_too_rigid_so_being/ (Stewinator)
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The age we use scissors the most is also the age we’re not allowed to use them without an adult present.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hua2q3/the_age_we_use_scissors_the_most_is_also_the_age/ (philsubby)
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Having an“unsubscribe” button for real mail would add way more value than the email version.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hua1fp/having_anunsubscribe_button_for_real_mail_would/ (FreshJs59)
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If everyone on the internet uses English, maybe someday every other language will be phased out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu9z80/if_everyone_on_the_internet_uses_english_maybe/ (big-dick-danny)
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"Par for the course", meaning something that is normal or expected is an extremely misleading expression. Getting par on a literal golf course is damn near impossible if you aren't a pro.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu9yzc/par_for_the_course_meaning_something_that_is/ (meluvulongtime3)
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A gay vampire will get you sucked dry either way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu9xxr/a_gay_vampire_will_get_you_sucked_dry_either_way/ (Lizzie_Demon)
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The point of art is describe life as best as you can, even though it can never be described fully.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu9vsr/the_point_of_art_is_describe_life_as_best_as_you/ (JosetheDope)
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All of the fictional worlds we have are probably gonna confuse future archaeologists when they try to understand our mythology.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu9u9q/all_of_the_fictional_worlds_we_have_are_probably/ (spiritelectric)
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The elevator music can easily be considered as its own genre.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu9te1/the_elevator_music_can_easily_be_considered_as/ ([deleted])
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Ages two to four are absolutely crucial for proper social development. Kids born 2016-2018 are screwed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu9t0b/ages_two_to_four_are_absolutely_crucial_for/ ([deleted])
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You would have to keep looking for something after you found it in order to keep it from having been in the last place you looked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu9rsm/you_would_have_to_keep_looking_for_something/ (MDFlash)
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Has anyone thought to give the 'rona to Keith Richards? You know, just for science?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu9r8l/has_anyone_thought_to_give_the_rona_to_keith/ (ermergerdberbles)
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If you look up “Earrape” it’s no longer rape, because you wanted to hear it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu9r16/if_you_look_up_earrape_its_no_longer_rape_because/ (YTAppleDemo)
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People constantly gossiping about you enforces your role as the main character in their lives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu9q88/people_constantly_gossiping_about_you_enforces/ (blackfrost70)
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Someone at some point has thrown a slushy over a bedroom partner in an erotic way

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu9pp2/someone_at_some_point_has_thrown_a_slushy_over_a/ ([deleted])
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If you smell something bad like feces or vomit, not only has it already touched you, it’s already inside you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu9op4/if_you_smell_something_bad_like_feces_or_vomit/ (nifeorbs)
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We all have that one room where all our junk is stored

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu9o4w/we_all_have_that_one_room_where_all_our_junk_is/ (Ali_46290)
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Everyone knows how far they can tilt their phone before it goes landscape mode.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu9nnx/everyone_knows_how_far_they_can_tilt_their_phone/ (toofpaist)
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KFC doesn’t have chicken nuggets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu9l9t/kfc_doesnt_have_chicken_nuggets/ (SadDelta)
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Accepting your strengths and forgiving, but not disregarding, your weaknesses is the fastest road to happiness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu9kwc/accepting_your_strengths_and_forgiving_but_not/ (TheConjugalVisit)
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Brendon Urie is kind of a mommies boy based on his songs it least

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu9k6m/brendon_urie_is_kind_of_a_mommies_boy_based_on/ (tuttieelane0307)
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It takes being sad to realise you were actually happy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu9fat/it_takes_being_sad_to_realise_you_were_actually/ (DoggoStriker)
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South Park has SO much to cover in the next season.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu9ehu/south_park_has_so_much_to_cover_in_the_next_season/ ([deleted])
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In the world of star wars rocket science is probibly considered much less advanced of a subject

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu9ayc/in_the_world_of_star_wars_rocket_science_is/ (nerdy-gay-werewolf)
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Everyone has their own unique definition of what they consider to be rich/wealthy but nearly everyone share a unanimous definition of what is considered to be poor/broke

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu9agl/everyone_has_their_own_unique_definition_of_what/ (adriangerbroski)
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Stuff is always in the last place you look for it because you stop looking when you find it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu9a49/stuff_is_always_in_the_last_place_you_look_for_it/ (blublablublu)
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(u/hypedupjackal) It takes two wipes to realize you only needed one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu99h2/uhypedupjackal_it_takes_two_wipes_to_realize_you/ (Steven_Da_Crow)
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Whoever invented the swan dive has definitely never seen a swan dive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu99bl/whoever_invented_the_swan_dive_has_definitely/ (flying_scrunt)
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The quest to store, retrieve, process; and communicate information is one task that makes humans different. No known animal uses tools to store, retrieve, and process information.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu980j/the_quest_to_store_retrieve_process_and/ (saheerhxj)
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we quickly forget the lessons we learned. And then we have to learn them all over again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu95mz/we_quickly_forget_the_lessons_we_learned_and_then/ (puranitto)
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The no parking sign is only for other people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu93q6/the_no_parking_sign_is_only_for_other_people/ (Seedpound)
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We are the AI experiment of other beings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu93h3/we_are_the_ai_experiment_of_other_beings/ (Diesutmatter)
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"Never bite the hand that feeds you" doesn't apply to cannibals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu92j8/never_bite_the_hand_that_feeds_you_doesnt_apply/ (OhNoItsLockett)
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Adulthood isn't how much drink you can buy, it's how many mixers do you have

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu92fi/adulthood_isnt_how_much_drink_you_can_buy_its_how/ (Chickentrap)
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Animals are real-world NPCs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu91xl/animals_are_realworld_npcs/ (hamstah_huey1)
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Some people like the taste of liquorice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu91dx/some_people_like_the_taste_of_liquorice/ ([deleted])
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The more kind and selfless you are, the more horrible people treat you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu8we4/the_more_kind_and_selfless_you_are_the_more/ (Enreganzar)
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There are probably more people alive that know what human tastes like than people who know what gorilla tastes like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu8uvf/there_are_probably_more_people_alive_that_know/ (GailWynland)
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Ja rule is the black tom waits

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu8uut/ja_rule_is_the_black_tom_waits/ ([deleted])
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The life insurance premiums for Supreme Court Justices must be insane

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu8ues/the_life_insurance_premiums_for_supreme_court/ (backgroundnose)
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Most of us that have ridden on a bus have probably never seen one get gas

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu8tm1/most_of_us_that_have_ridden_on_a_bus_have/ (Malik112099)
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Being smart is knowing what you are dumb at.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu8s1z/being_smart_is_knowing_what_you_are_dumb_at/ (themarxistworker)
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Masturbation is the free drug that everyone has access to, a good high, while not very long.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu8pvf/masturbation_is_the_free_drug_that_everyone_has/ (MudSnout)
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People seem to forget dogs don’t think in English

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu8pr2/people_seem_to_forget_dogs_dont_think_in_english/ (TheFlame150)
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Irony is having limited fresh water on the planet to drink, but being extremely wasteful with it anyway since the rest of the Earth is covered by water we *can't* drink

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu8oht/irony_is_having_limited_fresh_water_on_the_planet/ (vexed_chexmix)
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Confidence can be seen as arrogance if you tell everyone you’re confident.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu8o22/confidence_can_be_seen_as_arrogance_if_you_tell/ (DrawingGeek)
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They put music from the 50s and 60s in medical commercials to appeal older generations... So... Sometime in the future, Despacito will be playing on a commercial for lexatives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu8mnd/they_put_music_from_the_50s_and_60s_in_medical/ ([deleted])
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We get animal milk from the animal's utters. We get oat/nut milk from throwing the whole thing in the blender and then straining it through cheese cloth. Good thing it's not the other way around.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu8lw2/we_get_animal_milk_from_the_animals_utters_we_get/ (chichomeless)
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To make many chicken dishes, it requires dousing dismembered chicken corpses in a mixture of their unborn children

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu8koh/to_make_many_chicken_dishes_it_requires_dousing/ ([deleted])
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Spiders are the only web designers who enjoy finding bugs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu8k9x/spiders_are_the_only_web_designers_who_enjoy/ (I-oof-all-day68)
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Most kids are taught to be kind and sweet, to wear clothes with pictures of cute animals on them, to play around, to get goofy and silly, to be innocent - only to realize that people think you’re lame, weird and out of your mind if you behave like that as an adult.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu8iwg/most_kids_are_taught_to_be_kind_and_sweet_to_wear/ (Lum1nar)
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When the human race is on its last legs, no one's going to be able to bury the last survivor

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu8ig6/when_the_human_race_is_on_its_last_legs_no_ones/ (Cold_Day)
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The glass is half full if it was filled halfway, the glass is half empty if it was full and then half was poured out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu8hex/the_glass_is_half_full_if_it_was_filled_halfway/ (bstinfy)
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Society tends to accept more easily the use of performance-enhancing drugs rather than experience-enhancing drugs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu8b23/society_tends_to_accept_more_easily_the_use_of/ (killi_manja_roo)
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Only the people that rarely see you can decide if you've had a growth spurt

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu8aqz/only_the_people_that_rarely_see_you_can_decide_if/ (DaTrees9750)
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The success of velvet cake/cookies etc indicates that anyone could do the same with any color and an interesting title

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu89n3/the_success_of_velvet_cakecookies_etc_indicates/ (ILoveMyFriendAlex)
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The girls with OnlyFans are porn stars from Wish.com

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu89n1/the_girls_with_onlyfans_are_porn_stars_from/ (Mypholis)
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Putting "the" in front of "shit" completely flips its meaning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu89ed/putting_the_in_front_of_shit_completely_flips_its/ (TheSentientMeatbag)
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If something that is not normal is done long enough it becomes normal...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu88ej/if_something_that_is_not_normal_is_done_long/ ([deleted])
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Aang, Sokka, Katara, and Toph technically were child soldiers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu86pc/aang_sokka_katara_and_toph_technically_were_child/ (ColonelLiverpaste)
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Dogs either sweat saliva or they salivate sweat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu859p/dogs_either_sweat_saliva_or_they_salivate_sweat/ (Safety_Green)
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Other Intelligent Species Could be Using the Internet Anonymously Without Anyone Knowing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu84zq/other_intelligent_species_could_be_using_the/ (ro4q)
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For all the musical sysadmin

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu845u/for_all_the_musical_sysadmin/ (ColonelWormhat)
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Life is a perfect example of a game with great graphics but a terrible story.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu8380/life_is_a_perfect_example_of_a_game_with_great/ ([deleted])
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Jeff Bezos is making Santa Clause increasingly plausible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu82p8/jeff_bezos_is_making_santa_clause_increasingly/ (Citizen_451)
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A comedian who does observational humor could probably get his/her entire routine by taking some of the hilarious stuff posted here.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu82mc/a_comedian_who_does_observational_humor_could/ (doyalikedags1)
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Dreams are brain powered simulations

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu82ix/dreams_are_brain_powered_simulations/ (Lowspec_Matt)
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Everyone actually has 3 voices, the one in your head, the one you hear when you talk and the one that everyone else hears instead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu82iw/everyone_actually_has_3_voices_the_one_in_your/ (RedditUser3563)
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Somewhere out there, there is a bottle of caesar salad dressing with an expiration date of march 15th

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu81gp/somewhere_out_there_there_is_a_bottle_of_caesar/ (RedditUser3563)
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Harmless Spiders have scared more people than man eating lions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu81cd/harmless_spiders_have_scared_more_people_than_man/ (miketgeman101)
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"Squawks" said backwards still sounds the same even though it's not a palindrome

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu814y/squawks_said_backwards_still_sounds_the_same_even/ (RedditUser3563)
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Maybe ‘Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?’ isn’t a show that displays how stupid grown adults can be, but rather, a show that depicts how much useless information we teach grade schoolers that won’t be retained or applicable later in life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu808h/maybe_are_you_smarter_than_a_5th_grader_isnt_a/ (RedditUser3563)
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There are probably people who solved an unsolved mystery in their heads but then thought that "Nah, that's bullshit'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu7zy5/there_are_probably_people_who_solved_an_unsolved/ (Big_Smonkio)
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We haven't even landed humans on Mars yet but we already have trash/garbage on the surface.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu7yb9/we_havent_even_landed_humans_on_mars_yet_but_we/ (HBR10)
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Given all of the spectra of light we as humans can't see, we're all colorblind, but in a way that is normal to us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu7vmx/given_all_of_the_spectra_of_light_we_as_humans/ (Cilnius)
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Mettaton from UNDERTALE is probably the first robotic femboy in history

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu7vki/mettaton_from_undertale_is_probably_the_first/ (no_name_boo)
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Almost everyone becomes an orphan at some point

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu7v2l/almost_everyone_becomes_an_orphan_at_some_point/ (TheWhite_Raven2)
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In the german language 'umfahren' is the opposite of 'umfahren'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu7tgm/in_the_german_language_umfahren_is_the_opposite/ (JanBoyGamer)
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It takes getting old to realize you weren't old

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu7t7g/it_takes_getting_old_to_realize_you_werent_old/ (tuttieelane0307)
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We know that Star Wars exists in the MCU, so Peter Parker was likely freaked out when he saw Mace Windu, played by the same actor who did Nick Fury.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu7t11/we_know_that_star_wars_exists_in_the_mcu_so_peter/ (Al_Caprone1)
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Powdered sugar is the glitter of the kitchen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu7s4a/powdered_sugar_is_the_glitter_of_the_kitchen/ (Live_fast_die_old)
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One day AI could get so smart it could make random yet high quality movies & tv shows so good that real actors don't have to act anymore & we basically get Rick & Morty's Interdimensional Cable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu7s0q/one_day_ai_could_get_so_smart_it_could_make/ (juusukun)
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Most of the people in the world didn’t use the word “m-a-s-k” in the entire year of 2019.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu7r3w/most_of_the_people_in_the_world_didnt_use_the/ ([deleted])
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People who tell the truth while drinking are typically holding back while sober.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu7qar/people_who_tell_the_truth_while_drinking_are/ (clairsentientbeing)
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Hamburgers are not made out of ham.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu7q0e/hamburgers_are_not_made_out_of_ham/ ([deleted])
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Parents telling their kids about how hard they worked when they were young and how much they achieved are the same as people posting on social media: they only reveal the positive stuff and don't mention the negatives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu7pf0/parents_telling_their_kids_about_how_hard_they/ ([deleted])
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South of Norway is North

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu7mzz/south_of_norway_is_north/ (DutchBakerery)
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On your way to visit your family you’ve probably past internet star’s houses without knowing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu7m2l/on_your_way_to_visit_your_family_youve_probably/ (LaSagNad)
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A bicycle is a form of transportation other people expect you to explain using if you're over 18.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu7lmi/a_bicycle_is_a_form_of_transportation_other/ (RobertGBradley)
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Putting paper in a folder prevents the paper from folding.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu7k3v/putting_paper_in_a_folder_prevents_the_paper_from/ (L0rdSwoldemort)
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Raising an animal yourself can make it both easier and harder to eat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu7h8l/raising_an_animal_yourself_can_make_it_both/ (TheMaskedGeode)
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It’s easier to eat an animal you raised when you were raised doing that.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu7gv8/its_easier_to_eat_an_animal_you_raised_when_you/ (TheMaskedGeode)
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People who like to drive faster end up behind slower cars sooner

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu7cq8/people_who_like_to_drive_faster_end_up_behind/ (TearTea)
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There are more eyes than heads in the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu7c9b/there_are_more_eyes_than_heads_in_the_world/ (allenbot3000p)
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Just think about it if you go to the after life looking the way you looked after you died. So for example if you died peacefully you go to heaven looking normally but if you get chopped up by a serial killer or something you arrive in like 5 different pieces

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu79qc/just_think_about_it_if_you_go_to_the_after_life/ (TheBlueFedora)
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It's ironic that bourgeoisie is difficult to pronounce.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu791b/its_ironic_that_bourgeoisie_is_difficult_to/ (Astrokid_21)
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Things we can touch can always be seen but things we can see cannot always be touched

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu7823/things_we_can_touch_can_always_be_seen_but_things/ (Tight-Relative)
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Anakin was meant to bring balance to the force. There were 2 Sith and like a million Jedi. How on earth did the Jedi think they were coming out on top of that

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu76i3/anakin_was_meant_to_bring_balance_to_the_force/ (Orobourous87)
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Your dad is and can be the only real motherfucker in your whole life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu75dw/your_dad_is_and_can_be_the_only_real_motherfucker/ (Zenist289)
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Blathers in Animal Crossing won't accept fakes of famous artwork because it comes from the black market. But will accept the real original works that come from the same place and he then keeps them in his remote island museum

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu7496/blathers_in_animal_crossing_wont_accept_fakes_of/ (Phillmetal_Alchemist)
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-4* looks like a depressed guy taking a dump

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu748m/4_looks_like_a_depressed_guy_taking_a_dump/ ([deleted])
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Seagulls are birds who people watch

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu70tw/seagulls_are_birds_who_people_watch/ (JoeTalbotismyKing)
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Taco bell will put a tortilla cheese meat and rice in a new order to create a new hit item much like how a band will play the same 3 chords in a new order to create a new hit song

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu70on/taco_bell_will_put_a_tortilla_cheese_meat_and/ (Stumpalumpagous)
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No woman can dress up like a bride on a wedding but every man is dressing up like a groom...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu6znl/no_woman_can_dress_up_like_a_bride_on_a_wedding/ (UncreativePieceOf)
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Because of exchange rates, you can be a millionaire in one country, a billionaire in another, and in poverty in a 3rd country.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu6zkp/because_of_exchange_rates_you_can_be_a/ (AdmiralPoopinButts)
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The beloved game Chibi-robo was about a little robot who cleans up a house to make its owners happy but no one seemed to grasp how potentially on the verge of divorce the parents were.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu6vhw/the_beloved_game_chibirobo_was_about_a_little/ (h70541)
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everyone says "nothing good lasts forever" so if the entire world think death is good we'il be alive forever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu6uvx/everyone_says_nothing_good_lasts_forever_so_if/ (VitoOnTheWay)
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Maybe all birds are involved in a giant make-believe sci-fi laser battle and are making the sound effects with their mouths

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu6ulx/maybe_all_birds_are_involved_in_a_giant/ (rug__)
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If you become immortal your chances of getting trapped somewhere forever become 100%

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu6slt/if_you_become_immortal_your_chances_of_getting/ (aestheticdickwad)
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Rule 34 artists can beat their meat to their own drawings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu6qbe/rule_34_artists_can_beat_their_meat_to_their_own/ (yeet-lord876)
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Your lovely and pure grandma is your dad's hellish mother-in-law

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu6q7a/your_lovely_and_pure_grandma_is_your_dads_hellish/ (EkkoBandit)
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Every instrument is a hand instrument

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu6ong/every_instrument_is_a_hand_instrument/ (Memelord4456)
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We mainly hear about the dumb criminals because the smart ones are not usually caught

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu6ojg/we_mainly_hear_about_the_dumb_criminals_because/ (ILikePiandPie)
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Mattress companies who let you try their products before buying them gave the appropriate response to customers who approach tough decisions by saying they have to sleep on it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu6mrg/mattress_companies_who_let_you_try_their_products/ (RobertGBradley)
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‪I wonder who decided that "as fuck" is an appropriate metric in evaluating something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu6lal/i_wonder_who_decided_that_as_fuck_is_an/ (LuckySunday)
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Depending on how its prepared, macaroni and cheese is either one of the most delicious or disgusting meals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu6k5j/depending_on_how_its_prepared_macaroni_and_cheese/ (MarinersFan28)
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Being fluid "like water" in your nature, mentality and personality is the absolute pinnacle. But even one so fluid as that requires patience... patience enough to not be carried away by the winds.. and inevitably create great waves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu6jvc/being_fluid_like_water_in_your_nature_mentality/ (Andrew_Jenkins)
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In 100 years scientists are gonna laugh at our modern medicine

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu6juc/in_100_years_scientists_are_gonna_laugh_at_our/ (A_Defaulty_Boi)
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We only hear about the dumb criminals because the good ones don't get caught.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu6id3/we_only_hear_about_the_dumb_criminals_because_the/ ([deleted])
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The overall goal of golf is too play less golf.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu6i9h/the_overall_goal_of_golf_is_too_play_less_golf/ (thrill_gates)
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Flavored water tastes more like the smell of the flavor than the actual flavor itsitself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu6i0a/flavored_water_tastes_more_like_the_smell_of_the/ (pvc4)
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People born deaf may not know that farting make a sound and make hurt farts in public

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu6h8f/people_born_deaf_may_not_know_that_farting_make_a/ ([deleted])
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If it wasn't for account purging, there would have probably been a bunch of Neopets that have been waiting to be fed by their owners for at least 10 years

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu6g3j/if_it_wasnt_for_account_purging_there_would_have/ (brandon_ball_z)
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Oxygen could be toxic and it just takes about 85 years to kill you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu6fhi/oxygen_could_be_toxic_and_it_just_takes_about_85/ (filipovicphilipp)
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Stuff like concentration camps were probably considered as crazy conspiracy theories until they actually happened and we got evidence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu6ezb/stuff_like_concentration_camps_were_probably/ (Lum1nar)
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Somebody out there has a story where everybody clapped and nobody will ever believe them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu6dkj/somebody_out_there_has_a_story_where_everybody/ (ArthurBonesly)
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There are dogs out there that know better Japanese, French, German, etc than you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu6bud/there_are_dogs_out_there_that_know_better/ (Triforce271)
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“A key that opens many locks is a master key. But a lock that is opened by many keys is a useless lock” is how societies look at “men vs women” when they have more than one sexual partner

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu6b10/a_key_that_opens_many_locks_is_a_master_key_but_a/ ([deleted])
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In 20 years there could be a sport league worth billions based on a sport that hasn't yet been invented

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu6ahh/in_20_years_there_could_be_a_sport_league_worth/ (TheReddestRat)
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Humans are so egotistical that they create AI robots in their own image instead of considering that there might be a more effective body structure.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu69er/humans_are_so_egotistical_that_they_create_ai/ (BlondeWanderer)
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Unless you’re the lead sled dog, you’re just following a bunch of assholes. The same is true in the workplace.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu68mp/unless_youre_the_lead_sled_dog_youre_just/ (reconjsh)
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If there was a "first to fall asleep competition" then everyone would probably do poorly in the finals due to stress and pressure.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu67oo/if_there_was_a_first_to_fall_asleep_competition/ (goliath1621)
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The "silent majority" never seems to shut the fuck up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu6721/the_silent_majority_never_seems_to_shut_the_fuck/ (Mixitman)
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contrary to its meaning ubiquitous is not present/found anywhere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu64rn/contrary_to_its_meaning_ubiquitous_is_not/ ([deleted])
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If you smack your pregnant wife you would also get charged for child abuse

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu63rk/if_you_smack_your_pregnant_wife_you_would_also/ (NotNobu)
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Has Rick Astley ever rickrolled anyone? It would only make sense..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu63ia/has_rick_astley_ever_rickrolled_anyone_it_would/ (LexParsimoniae70)
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Being Trendy isn't always as good of a compliment as people think

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu5xj7/being_trendy_isnt_always_as_good_of_a_compliment/ (SpartanWarrior196)
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Since pet insurance exists, senior cats and dogs probably qualify for MediCat and MediK9.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu5wnh/since_pet_insurance_exists_senior_cats_and_dogs/ (RobertGBradley)
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There will be always people that laugh at a real LPT and do things in real life someone did in a joke

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu5trz/there_will_be_always_people_that_laugh_at_a_real/ (vpetrychuk)
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Pi is so long you are guaranteed to find your birth date in it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu5smv/pi_is_so_long_you_are_guaranteed_to_find_your/ (DarkVader12391)
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An astronaut could claim they saw a giant taco floating in space and no one could disprove them; except for other astronauts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu5rit/an_astronaut_could_claim_they_saw_a_giant_taco/ ([deleted])
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Any company you've ever stolen food from owns a peice of you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu5r5m/any_company_youve_ever_stolen_food_from_owns_a/ (tuba42)
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The Taco Bell dining experience is 100% dependent on how many sauce packets they give you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu5r1l/the_taco_bell_dining_experience_is_100_dependent/ (Oswald18420)
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Whistling is becoming a lost art.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu5q9t/whistling_is_becoming_a_lost_art/ (wazurobi)
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Sports is one of the few activities where millions of people across the planet pay to watch other people work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu5pfn/sports_is_one_of_the_few_activities_where/ ([deleted])
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People who talk about the same thing quite often (idk e.g. penis size, kids etc) are whether very proud of it or simply jealous.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu5oya/people_who_talk_about_the_same_thing_quite_often/ (vpetrychuk)
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Building Lego without instructions could lead to a groundbreaking invention

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu5oez/building_lego_without_instructions_could_lead_to/ (BOBSBURRITOS12)
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There are more things you won't be able to do than things you are able to do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu5nj9/there_are_more_things_you_wont_be_able_to_do_than/ (ChildBungholeTickler)
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Virtually every vehicle on the road has an unspoken kill count

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu5maj/virtually_every_vehicle_on_the_road_has_an/ (DaydreamingIns0mniac)
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The entire world could be missing out on scientific discoveries because some kids mom never saw their elementary school diploma

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu5m7r/the_entire_world_could_be_missing_out_on/ (ValidatingUsername)
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Shitty schools with one awesome teacher probably created a lot of the same banking security answers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu5iu2/shitty_schools_with_one_awesome_teacher_probably/ (Deathbysnusnubooboo)
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Dude dongs are activated by motion sensor

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu5ibl/dude_dongs_are_activated_by_motion_sensor/ ([deleted])
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If сasual sеx impliеs thе еxistеnсе оf rankеd соmpеtitivе sеx, thеn fеtishеs arе just gamе mоdеs fоr sеx.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu5hls/if_сasual_sеx_impliеs_thе_еxistеnсе_оf_rankеd/ (Baxterthehusky)
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Luke Skywalker never knew that his grandmother was burried on the farm right next to a moisture vaporator

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu5hkk/luke_skywalker_never_knew_that_his_grandmother/ (ReelDeadOne)
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Art is one creatively saying that they're better than you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu5h67/art_is_one_creatively_saying_that_theyre_better/ (SpezzoParis)
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All the old people in the original Life Alert commercial are probably dead

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu5gga/all_the_old_people_in_the_original_life_alert/ (NekoLover72)
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Your birthday celebrates the day a part of your body was mutilated

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu5fzf/your_birthday_celebrates_the_day_a_part_of_your/ (Tight-Relative)
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Your opinions will never 100% align with someone else's.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu5eif/your_opinions_will_never_100_align_with_someone/ (Salim_S)
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You know you’re not a kid anymore when you stop getting annoyed when people think you are younger than you really are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu5eej/you_know_youre_not_a_kid_anymore_when_you_stop/ (medfred3)
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Actors/actresses are all frauds because they are pretending to be someone they're not

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu5cbd/actorsactresses_are_all_frauds_because_they_are/ (The-special-one69)
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The flash could ride a bike faster than a motorcycle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu59xl/the_flash_could_ride_a_bike_faster_than_a/ ([deleted])
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Since cats mainly communicate with long flat pitch tones, cats might hear human speech as something comparable to morse code.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu59mi/since_cats_mainly_communicate_with_long_flat/ (Katzenhaft13)
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Judging a person by appearance is the same as guessing what is in the computer by its brand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu58kx/judging_a_person_by_appearance_is_the_same_as/ (PhD3DP)
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Everyone’s the same. Everybody poops no matter your label.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu52ts/everyones_the_same_everybody_poops_no_matter_your/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Lemon-lime is the vanilla of soft drinks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu52nf/lemonlime_is_the_vanilla_of_soft_drinks/ (treerex37)
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Washing off something disgusting is better than washing off something and not knowing what it is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu51kk/washing_off_something_disgusting_is_better_than/ ([deleted])
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Breathing can be both the most relieving sound to hear and the most unsettling sound to hear

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu51cb/breathing_can_be_both_the_most_relieving_sound_to/ (MemeSlitt)
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If popular music follows the same course of folk and historical songs, we will see Motley Crue and Kanye in children's songbooks in 100 years

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu518d/if_popular_music_follows_the_same_course_of_folk/ (Durty_Rick_Sanchez)
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Saying You’re Not Friends with Someone is a lot meaner than Not Being Friends with someone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu50cg/saying_youre_not_friends_with_someone_is_a_lot/ ([deleted])
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You can't count to infinity, no matter how hard or fast you try, and so can't the fastest machines to exist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu4zzq/you_cant_count_to_infinity_no_matter_how_hard_or/ (cheesykartoffel)
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The fIrst people to discover drugs probably thought they had superpowers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu4z0y/the_first_people_to_discover_drugs_probably/ (brownboyswag2)
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The most unbelievable thing about Jurassic Park is that the G0v didn't immediately nuke LA when the Trex got loose.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu4yag/the_most_unbelievable_thing_about_jurassic_park/ ([deleted])
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When you slap a mosquito on your skin, the blood the splatters onto you is other people's blood.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu4wup/when_you_slap_a_mosquito_on_your_skin_the_blood/ (oneonethousandone)
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The smell of fish is great, except if it's coming from something other than fish

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu4wap/the_smell_of_fish_is_great_except_if_its_coming/ (Chillachief)
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In comics when a superhero can talk to animals, all the animals get along with the superhero and follow the superhero’s orders. No animal refuses to do what the superhero asks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu4ui5/in_comics_when_a_superhero_can_talk_to_animals/ (Beefybutt1)
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If revenge is a dish best served cold, that implies that it can be served hot and possibly even warm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu4syz/if_revenge_is_a_dish_best_served_cold_that/ ([deleted])
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There has never been an adequately staffed rental car front desk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu4r54/there_has_never_been_an_adequately_staffed_rental/ (fpow)
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Asking somebody ”You seem grumpy. What's wrong?” once is sweet. Asking repeatedly will always become what's wrong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu4qcq/asking_somebody_you_seem_grumpy_whats_wrong_once/ ([deleted])
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At some point you have held a coin that was older than you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu4qbq/at_some_point_you_have_held_a_coin_that_was_older/ (Minirt)
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Facial recognition on the next iPhone is going to have to become above-the-nose recognition to be useful

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu4p2n/facial_recognition_on_the_next_iphone_is_going_to/ (dogs_n_bikes)
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Being bald is not as bad as people think is if you accept fact of using wigs, you can have as many hairstyles you want without the maintenance or wait

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu4oi7/being_bald_is_not_as_bad_as_people_think_is_if/ (esytem)
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Thunder storms are very polarizing; some people are terrified by them, while others find them relaxing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu4mkf/thunder_storms_are_very_polarizing_some_people/ (plutosgodfather)
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Ratatouille is technically a mecha movie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu4kvm/ratatouille_is_technically_a_mecha_movie/ (Je-ls)
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Newborns are the biggest noobs of all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu4k5v/newborns_are_the_biggest_noobs_of_all/ (robloxian21)
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Everyone is a simp when you meet the right person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu4j8f/everyone_is_a_simp_when_you_meet_the_right_person/ (PL4NE_22)
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You can’t make the voice inside your head scream

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu4h5y/you_cant_make_the_voice_inside_your_head_scream/ (Kaldemar)
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Your 36th birthday is a celebration of being alive as an adult for as many years as you have been alive as a kid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu4gny/your_36th_birthday_is_a_celebration_of_being/ (ajlodge)
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"Ahhh" is relaxation, "aaaah" is fear

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu4ghi/ahhh_is_relaxation_aaaah_is_fear/ (theologically)
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TV commercials for TV's where they show epic video quality are dumb because you can only see it on your TV's quality

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu4e0n/tv_commercials_for_tvs_where_they_show_epic_video/ (El_Taco_1337)
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The fastest needle in a watch is still the second needle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu4d4e/the_fastest_needle_in_a_watch_is_still_the_second/ (das3012)
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An elbow is an L bow!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu4an7/an_elbow_is_an_l_bow/ ([deleted])
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If a plan is explained beforehand in a TV show or a movie, things definitely go wrong when it actually happens.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu498u/if_a_plan_is_explained_beforehand_in_a_tv_show_or/ (gave_soul_for_memes)
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The inventors of onlyfans are technically the world’s largest pimps

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu4960/the_inventors_of_onlyfans_are_technically_the/ (SWIZZYxG)
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A close-up photo of a milkmaid milking a cow is softporn/erotic from the point of view of bulls

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu478d/a_closeup_photo_of_a_milkmaid_milking_a_cow_is/ (roboq6)
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Ants have a monarchy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu477x/ants_have_a_monarchy/ (reddit-boi69)
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A vacuum sucks when it doesn’t suck

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu45qd/a_vacuum_sucks_when_it_doesnt_suck/ (Username16941379)
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Milly Vanilly must really be bitter about TikT*k

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu45lj/milly_vanilly_must_really_be_bitter_about_tiktk/ ([deleted])
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Most people don’t know the difference between caring about yourself, and ONLY caring about yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu44pb/most_people_dont_know_the_difference_between/ (YTAppleDemo)
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Beard asymmetry is really annoying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu44mu/beard_asymmetry_is_really_annoying/ (GyaneAryan)
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Vanilla Ice had his career destroyed for using a Bowie song, but nobody said a word about Hammer using ”Superfreak”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu44ja/vanilla_ice_had_his_career_destroyed_for_using_a/ ([deleted])
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If we could somehow use hate as fuel for interstellar ships, we could most likely reach the limits of the unknown Universe very quickly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu41ql/if_we_could_somehow_use_hate_as_fuel_for/ (AdamantiusTheGreat)
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Literally no one has ever asked to be born.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu417l/literally_no_one_has_ever_asked_to_be_born/ ([deleted])
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Since we don't know animal talk (hopefully yet), your pet could be insulting you at any given moment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu414p/since_we_dont_know_animal_talk_hopefully_yet_your/ ([deleted])
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Flip flops were not made to go in reverse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu40j2/flip_flops_were_not_made_to_go_in_reverse/ (clairsentientbeing)
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Brush could also be short for blood rush

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu40fr/brush_could_also_be_short_for_blood_rush/ (saltypatchkidz)
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If you hold a hairdryer up to your hair and wait long enough your hair will dry regardless of if it was on or not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu3zeo/if_you_hold_a_hairdryer_up_to_your_hair_and_wait/ (memepotato2)
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Most of your organs have never seen the sunlight

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu3zcw/most_of_your_organs_have_never_seen_the_sunlight/ (TrustIssuesClub)
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No one in movies ever chases the person who stole their hat clean off their head

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu3z5w/no_one_in_movies_ever_chases_the_person_who_stole/ (SloMobiusBro)
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A joint that contains tobacco is technically a salad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu3xku/a_joint_that_contains_tobacco_is_technically_a/ (Wolfblood-is-here)
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If 'blush' is short for blood rush, then 'brush' could also be short for blood rush

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu3x2a/if_blush_is_short_for_blood_rush_then_brush_could/ ([deleted])
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If the opposite of pro is con, then the opposite of progress is congress

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu3wfc/if_the_opposite_of_pro_is_con_then_the_opposite/ ([deleted])
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A trapezoid is a rectangle with wrecked angles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu3tzo/a_trapezoid_is_a_rectangle_with_wrecked_angles/ (Diedwithacleanblade)
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There is a very rare scenario where someone is so lucky that if they would keep betting 50/50 they would never lose as the chance to win never truly gets to absolute 0 and because the chance of that person existing is also never absolute 0.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu3tm0/there_is_a_very_rare_scenario_where_someone_is_so/ (Ivan_the_Stronk)
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Telling a risky joke in a new social circle is similar to going against your sports coach and risking it all. If you lose you get benched/ostracized. If you win your a hero.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu3s0i/telling_a_risky_joke_in_a_new_social_circle_is/ (LordJayUniverse)
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Only you think your voice sounds weird (I hope)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu3rsd/only_you_think_your_voice_sounds_weird_i_hope/ (WizardNinja77)
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Most boomers don't know that televisions emit radiation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu3mw1/most_boomers_dont_know_that_televisions_emit/ (cadagricomiguel)
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Meal deals never let you down

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu3mqr/meal_deals_never_let_you_down/ (TheManDan94)
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There's probably someone wearing the exact same clothes you are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu3lgn/theres_probably_someone_wearing_the_exact_same/ (nedmath)
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Most boomers don't know TV emit radiation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu3lem/most_boomers_dont_know_tv_emit_radiation/ ([deleted])
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If you move the "er" to the end of the word, the famous candy bar becomes "Buttfingerer"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu3lav/if_you_move_the_er_to_the_end_of_the_word_the/ (JoffDucharo)
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Every blind person probably has their own unique version of what the world looks like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu3l3a/every_blind_person_probably_has_their_own_unique/ ([deleted])
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Someone in the world just murdered someone and got away with it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu3k97/someone_in_the_world_just_murdered_someone_and/ (sad_cereal)
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Kids nowadays will never have to deal with the struggle of a skipping CD

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu3jgh/kids_nowadays_will_never_have_to_deal_with_the/ (loganlogan9)
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Humans have to exercise because we are no longer hunt our own food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu3ikj/humans_have_to_exercise_because_we_are_no_longer/ ([deleted])
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“The situation was handled poorly” is code for sorry we got caught.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu3i3s/the_situation_was_handled_poorly_is_code_for/ (SiphonerKai)
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If you could transform TV static in a liquid, it would probably taste like sparkling water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu3hsr/if_you_could_transform_tv_static_in_a_liquid_it/ (CraftySim)
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Calling a JoJo character a “poser” really isn’t really much of an insult to them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu3he4/calling_a_jojo_character_a_poser_really_isnt/ (Konamasura)
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If you want someone to drink more water make them watch Rango with a dry mouth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu3hbg/if_you_want_someone_to_drink_more_water_make_them/ (AsscrackOreos)
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You never see movie characters put on shoes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu3gur/you_never_see_movie_characters_put_on_shoes/ (venture243)
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Most people born on mars in the future wont have the chance to be on Earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu3fx5/most_people_born_on_mars_in_the_future_wont_have/ (Beastro352)
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To some generation in the near(ish) future, the reason for saying things like "roll up the window" and "hang up the phone" will be nothing more than useless interesting historical facts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu3fwc/to_some_generation_in_the_nearish_future_the/ (jgambino328)
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Humans can't see air. Similarly fishes can't see water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu3ew0/humans_cant_see_air_similarly_fishes_cant_see/ (Kill_Shot_HK)
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When you're not being yourself you are plagiarizing somebody else

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu3e1w/when_youre_not_being_yourself_you_are/ (Seedpound)
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Us men are lucky that penises aren't big enough to constantly bulge out and show their size like tits and butts do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu3dph/us_men_are_lucky_that_penises_arent_big_enough_to/ (semisemicoloncolon)
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Tetris was the "satisfying" start.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu3dgv/tetris_was_the_satisfying_start/ (___300)
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Once you make it to the top, there is only one direction left that you can go.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu3des/once_you_make_it_to_the_top_there_is_only_one/ (clairsentientbeing)
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Wind farms with their tower lights not in sync at night would make wind farms a lot more hectic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu3bzk/wind_farms_with_their_tower_lights_not_in_sync_at/ (Kamehameha4514)
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Common sense isn't that common

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu3avm/common_sense_isnt_that_common/ (xceing)
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Generator Rex was a really good show

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu39tm/generator_rex_was_a_really_good_show/ (SlyMoonLlama)
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The Nintendo Wii will be considered the NES of VR

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu38f1/the_nintendo_wii_will_be_considered_the_nes_of_vr/ (teryn2012)
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If earth would have still been in a Pangaea like state, then the invention of waterways and airways would have a less important. Therefore, earth in the present age would have been more advanced technology in other fields and in human communications and resources.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu38a4/if_earth_would_have_still_been_in_a_pangaea_like/ (Zenith_Fall)
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We need to respect children not only because they're young but because they are literally the future generations to come

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu367v/we_need_to_respect_children_not_only_because/ (gilette_bayonete)
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At what point does a bump become a hill

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu354q/at_what_point_does_a_bump_become_a_hill/ (Danal1)
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All pictures of the moon are in black and white.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu345x/all_pictures_of_the_moon_are_in_black_and_white/ (DeadYen)
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At the rate we bang our kneecaps on objects, if we could install alarms on them to go off anytime we are dangerously close to an object, we'd lose silence forever, but also no more pain or fear getting up in the middle of the night, and rearranging furniture.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu33cz/at_the_rate_we_bang_our_kneecaps_on_objects_if_we/ (l0velygh0st)
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A hologram and VR are exact opposites.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu3154/a_hologram_and_vr_are_exact_opposites/ (Minecraft_Skymobs)
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We tend to doubt our strengths the most!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu2zvf/we_tend_to_doubt_our_strengths_the_most/ (bassdrone)
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"Naomi" is "I moan" backwards

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu2z4x/naomi_is_i_moan_backwards/ (SnooCow)
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If we could see air we'd all be blind

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu2vpu/if_we_could_see_air_wed_all_be_blind/ (113Percent)
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As you go to higher latitudes, altitude becomes latitude

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu2v60/as_you_go_to_higher_latitudes_altitude_becomes/ (Beardog20)
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If Batman drives the Batmobile, William Shatner must drive the Shatmobile.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu2v1a/if_batman_drives_the_batmobile_william_shatner/ (El_Cuate)
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Swastik symbol probably has the high popularity to low usage value than any other symbol till date.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu2uqt/swastik_symbol_probably_has_the_high_popularity/ (777PuMpKiN)
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A half chub is harder to tuck away than a full chub

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu2sf6/a_half_chub_is_harder_to_tuck_away_than_a_full/ (theyllneverknow_)
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We don't like brown spots on bananas. So maybe vampires think the same way when we have birthmarks or liverspots on our necks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu2r0b/we_dont_like_brown_spots_on_bananas_so_maybe/ (StupidTrashCat)
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7 feels like the oddest odd number

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu2qwa/7_feels_like_the_oddest_odd_number/ (Pokono-)
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You don't go *through* a door: you push the door out of the way and you go past it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu2qgo/you_dont_go_through_a_door_you_push_the_door_out/ (Firespark7)
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Maybe the reason behind the alcoholic famous writer stereotype comes from the fact that they don’t need to worry about holding down a 9-to-5 job, which makes it easier for them to start day drinking

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu2pn0/maybe_the_reason_behind_the_alcoholic_famous/ (Mr_Westerfield)
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When you use a random stick as a walking stick in the woods, there is a good chance that the same stick will be a walking stick for the next guy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu2p8j/when_you_use_a_random_stick_as_a_walking_stick_in/ (360Bowscopez)
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Maybe the “1 comment” is the post itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu2p74/maybe_the_1_comment_is_the_post_itself/ (ACTIONIFY)
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You can create many weird things by adding 2 wings to them but you can make them even weirder by adding only 1.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu2oz3/you_can_create_many_weird_things_by_adding_2/ (Vichornan)
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The mark of the millennial is being okay/good at a lot of thing but being great at nothing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu2n3n/the_mark_of_the_millennial_is_being_okaygood_at_a/ (The_Last_Landi)
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You have probably used the same currency as some really interesting people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu2mvm/you_have_probably_used_the_same_currency_as_some/ (LorHus)
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If you have long hair you always have floss

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu2mol/if_you_have_long_hair_you_always_have_floss/ (Harnbarn)
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You could bust a nut right as someone shoots them self in the head

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu2jhn/you_could_bust_a_nut_right_as_someone_shoots_them/ (Unlimited980)
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Absolution was the MTX of the middle ages.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu2iir/absolution_was_the_mtx_of_the_middle_ages/ (Ravingrook)
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The one thing keeping humanity in check is fear. Without it, the world will be in ruins.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu2fds/the_one_thing_keeping_humanity_in_check_is_fear/ ([deleted])
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There's a possibility that non of your hair is in the exact same length

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu2eta/theres_a_possibility_that_non_of_your_hair_is_in/ (big_niBBa_chungus)
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It takes two wipes to realise it only took one wipe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu2e4d/it_takes_two_wipes_to_realise_it_only_took_one/ (Lendios)
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A world where we all look the same would actually be pretty nice...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu2c50/a_world_where_we_all_look_the_same_would_actually/ (-plantagenista)
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If you double jump in real life, it would bring you to the next level.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu2bxf/if_you_double_jump_in_real_life_it_would_bring/ (cadagricomiguel)
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You are probably the guy/girl in someone else’s story

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu2api/you_are_probably_the_guygirl_in_someone_elses/ (UnknownNote)
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Saying "i didn't expect that" to something unexpected is actually a very expected response to the unexpected thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu2ahk/saying_i_didnt_expect_that_to_something/ (syndicate1024)
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Chairs from online retailers like Wayfair and Amazon with argyle and similar patterns will be the successors to grandma’s hideous floral print chairs when our generation is old.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu26em/chairs_from_online_retailers_like_wayfair_and/ (Atenque)
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If you know a shitty person you just keep away from them, but if you tell everyone how shitty that person is it makes you a shitty person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu23a4/if_you_know_a_shitty_person_you_just_keep_away/ (vpetrychuk)
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The Jedi are a cult with abusive rules and dated views that created the Sith Lords they despise. They aren't the good guys.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu22by/the_jedi_are_a_cult_with_abusive_rules_and_dated/ (slclgbt)
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One might think that a drug store would inherently imply the employment of a drug dealer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu229d/one_might_think_that_a_drug_store_would/ (YourOldManJoe)
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Applications are used to describe computer programs but apps is used to describe phone programs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu225x/applications_are_used_to_describe_computer/ (nothingtoseehere196)
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If it rained a lot harder we wouldn't have had to invent pressure washers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu216t/if_it_rained_a_lot_harder_we_wouldnt_have_had_to/ (CuddlePirate420)
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There is no such thing as wasting water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu216h/there_is_no_such_thing_as_wasting_water/ (cadagricomiguel)
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A phobia of heights seems totally reasonable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu1yvs/a_phobia_of_heights_seems_totally_reasonable/ (BetweenThePosts)
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If you jack off to lesbian porn, you're straight. But if if you jack off to gay porn, you're gay

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu1yed/if_you_jack_off_to_lesbian_porn_youre_straight/ ([deleted])
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Learning state capitals may have been the most useless thing we did in school. That is completely useless information for anyone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu1xos/learning_state_capitals_may_have_been_the_most/ (Nickmell)
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Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga probably hear the songs from A Star Is Born and get really sad because they’re not together.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu1xbm/bradley_cooper_and_lady_gaga_probably_hear_the/ (southernwriter1)
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Dr. Scholls would have made a killing in the Flintstone world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu1x0t/dr_scholls_would_have_made_a_killing_in_the/ (Long_Duc_Dong)
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Immortality eventually leads to loneliness and boredom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu1ver/immortality_eventually_leads_to_loneliness_and/ (Beginnerer)
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Freshly cut grass smells great, but getting to that point is the problem.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu1ssx/freshly_cut_grass_smells_great_but_getting_to/ (RobertGBradley)
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If colorblindness was never diagnosed, everyone would just agree that they’re seeing the same color

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu1sbx/if_colorblindness_was_never_diagnosed_everyone/ ([deleted])
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People worldwide somehow got to the conclusion that butterflies are "good" but moths are "bad"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu1q0u/people_worldwide_somehow_got_to_the_conclusion/ (GroverTheGoatWah)
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Our eyes and ears are both processing waves. Just in different spectrums.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu1ptz/our_eyes_and_ears_are_both_processing_waves_just/ (JunkyforJunkrat)
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The answer to the question “Is it opposite day?” is “No” in both scenarios.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu1osr/the_answer_to_the_question_is_it_opposite_day_is/ (doctordingus)
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Cats knead when they don't need milk, but do so because their humans seems to need the knead =)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu1mi6/cats_knead_when_they_dont_need_milk_but_do_so/ (fatcatmikachu)
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Gotta catch them all

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu1kdt/gotta_catch_them_all/ (tH1CCDeNs3B01)
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In the future, Blockbuster could come back as an antique store.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu1jsq/in_the_future_blockbuster_could_come_back_as_an/ (theantperson)
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When wearing headphones the louder the music the harder it hits .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu1j16/when_wearing_headphones_the_louder_the_music_the/ (ditty101)
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A piece of data moves further in a second than you probably will in your entire lifetime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu1gl7/a_piece_of_data_moves_further_in_a_second_than/ (Considered_Dissent)
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In every dream you've ever had, you've always been awake.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu1f2v/in_every_dream_youve_ever_had_youve_always_been/ (wils_152)
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The Flash would go faster on Bike than motorcycle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu1ces/the_flash_would_go_faster_on_bike_than_motorcycle/ (SamuraiPlaz)
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A lot less relationships would happen if people could read reviews from previous partners.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu18m7/a_lot_less_relationships_would_happen_if_people/ (treebeard280)
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If two mind readers were in the same room, they would most likely die from the endless echo loop of mind reading.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu17my/if_two_mind_readers_were_in_the_same_room_they/ (captain_skillful)
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If you're falling from the sky and your parachute fails, you have the rest of your life to fix it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu16bv/if_youre_falling_from_the_sky_and_your_parachute/ ([deleted])
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Video Games, which are designed to escape reality, are often critiqued for being unrealistic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu16bc/video_games_which_are_designed_to_escape_reality/ (Jida-polysavoir99)
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wanting to listen to earrape makes it earsex...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu15ae/wanting_to_listen_to_earrape_makes_it_earsex/ (rLordOfLols)
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Shoes and socks are badly designed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu14vt/shoes_and_socks_are_badly_designed/ (ossages)
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If you live alone, it's a house when you're alive and a coffin when you're dead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu14pi/if_you_live_alone_its_a_house_when_youre_alive/ (moan-oh-lis-ahh)
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There's a possibility that there was a body buried under your house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu13gq/theres_a_possibility_that_there_was_a_body_buried/ ([deleted])
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Danny DeVito has aged both well and poorly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu10r6/danny_devito_has_aged_both_well_and_poorly/ (AlbanySteamedHams)
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When Lego Land gets discovered by future archeologists, there’s a high chance they will still find intact lego structures

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu0zfo/when_lego_land_gets_discovered_by_future/ (Eyes_of_The_Lord)
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The person you can’t fight in your dreams is also a terrible fighter in their dreams.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu0z69/the_person_you_cant_fight_in_your_dreams_is_also/ (pookamatic)
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iPhone prices could be reasonable if they were made by fairly-paid factory workers instead of sweatshops

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu0yfq/iphone_prices_could_be_reasonable_if_they_were/ (GabriCoci)
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If a super advanced human civilization existed before us we wouldn't know because they'd make sure to make everything biodegradable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu0yfp/if_a_super_advanced_human_civilization_existed/ (acerico73)
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If you were a billionaire, winning the lottery wouldn’t change your day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu0x85/if_you_were_a_billionaire_winning_the_lottery/ (lurklyfing)
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The present moment is the most “futuristic” thing you can experience.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu0wbc/the_present_moment_is_the_most_futuristic_thing/ (ourcityofdreams)
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It is more enjoyable to write a thought and not post it, then it is to post it and have it removed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu0vqc/it_is_more_enjoyable_to_write_a_thought_and_not/ (Jonmander)
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People are crazy because they have an inner voice talking to them all day, imagine for a second living with a person physically attached to you wherever you go giving you good and bad advice without shutting up the whole day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu0va4/people_are_crazy_because_they_have_an_inner_voice/ (SebastianAr)
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Whenever a male masturbates, they change their future child

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu0v0c/whenever_a_male_masturbates_they_change_their/ (PBandJman941)
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You know your song or video has finally loaded when the silence starts sounding different

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu0tns/you_know_your_song_or_video_has_finally_loaded/ (maddingladding)
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Mathematically speaking , the probability of sharing your birthday with someone in a room of only 70 persons is 99.9%.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu0sdx/mathematically_speaking_the_probability_of/ ([deleted])
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There cannot be an truly introverted actor/actress.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu0sdw/there_cannot_be_an_truly_introverted_actoractress/ (tron1515)
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The “you get a free pass to hook up with one celebrity” game becomes less fun the closer to Hollywood you live .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu0sa5/the_you_get_a_free_pass_to_hook_up_with_one/ (Meaber)
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We’ve missed so many opportunities due to shyness and low self-esteem.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu0r8k/weve_missed_so_many_opportunities_due_to_shyness/ ([deleted])
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Some people strive to give as little a shit as pigeons.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu0qgc/some_people_strive_to_give_as_little_a_shit_as/ ([deleted])
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There's a decent chance that you’ve interacted with someone famous on here.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu0o6u/theres_a_decent_chance_that_youve_interacted_with/ (OraNgeJuiCe230)
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Skin is water proof but skin cells are not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu0nfz/skin_is_water_proof_but_skin_cells_are_not/ (gurdy2314)
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Saying generalisations are stupid is a generalisation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu0mg2/saying_generalisations_are_stupid_is_a/ (APerson567i)
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In Breaking Bad, Heisenberg became his Walter-ego

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu0m8c/in_breaking_bad_heisenberg_became_his_walterego/ (grilled-onions-)
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Showers generally have mirrors next to them so you can reflect upon your life choices when you're showering.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu0jox/showers_generally_have_mirrors_next_to_them_so/ (drowssaP-)
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Everyone thinks Earth will own Mars if we colonize it, but within a few generations, Martian colonists will almost certainly claim independence and probably split into different countries, as well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu0jo6/everyone_thinks_earth_will_own_mars_if_we/ (CanadaEh1992)
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If you combine J.K. Rowling and Rick Riordan, AKA the authors of the two most famous book series’ for kids you get

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu0jo1/if_you_combine_jk_rowling_and_rick_riordan_aka/ (Oopdidoop)
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You can try to give someone the moon and stars, but sometimes all they want is space.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu0hqc/you_can_try_to_give_someone_the_moon_and_stars/ (Here-For-The-Comment)
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People with no life experience need nurses to help live. People with the most life experience also need nurses to help live.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu0gt2/people_with_no_life_experience_need_nurses_to/ (made_it_for_lwiay)
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Attractive people are only attractive because they fit the majority's "type"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu0fe6/attractive_people_are_only_attractive_because/ (Bacobbb)
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Cruise control actually gives a driver less control.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu0fd8/cruise_control_actually_gives_a_driver_less/ (sds604)
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House insurance is betting that you will got robbed or your house will be destroyed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu0dtb/house_insurance_is_betting_that_you_will_got/ (Ed_H_1508)
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Technically we are always outrunning our reflection.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu0bm8/technically_we_are_always_outrunning_our/ (Rogue2555)
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It's easier to learn something new than forgetting it...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu0aqa/its_easier_to_learn_something_new_than_forgetting/ (Bl3kBoi)
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The dumbest 1-day-old mammal is human. The most intelligent adult mammal is also human.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu0a62/the_dumbest_1dayold_mammal_is_human_the_most/ (EnChanted96)
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Our trash has seen more of the universe than we have.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu09a7/our_trash_has_seen_more_of_the_universe_than_we/ (sgt_happy)
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Snails are turtle worms

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu093q/snails_are_turtle_worms/ (Dogplayingpoker42)
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If February 29th is considered an unlucky birthday because of its quadrennial occurrence, people born on March 1st in non-leap years probably narrowly avoided it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu07nz/if_february_29th_is_considered_an_unlucky/ (shelliedachamp)
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When you drink civet coffee, you convert cat shit to your shit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu06sr/when_you_drink_civet_coffee_you_convert_cat_shit/ (EnChanted96)
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if the world were the matrix, and we're all just a program, that would make Skynet the good guys

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu02su/if_the_world_were_the_matrix_and_were_all_just_a/ (kskelts)
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The girls who always post or talk about hating or being drama free are always caught up in it or starting it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hu00ml/the_girls_who_always_post_or_talk_about_hating_or/ (qarpg)
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The flash would go faster on a bicycle rather than a motorcycle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htzzgv/the_flash_would_go_faster_on_a_bicycle_rather/ (CRUSADEROF420)
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Being aggressively intolerant towards homosexuals is a bit gay

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htzyxp/being_aggressively_intolerant_towards_homosexuals/ (NotKhad)
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Getting kicked in the ovaries would probably hurt just as much as getting kicked in the balls

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htzylv/getting_kicked_in_the_ovaries_would_probably_hurt/ (TheReaperOfPizza)
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We can do complex things like putting rockets in space but when it comes to simple tasks we struggle. Like ordering food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htzy8o/we_can_do_complex_things_like_putting_rockets_in/ ([deleted])
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Falling off a ladder is way scarier than falling off a building.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htzxmr/falling_off_a_ladder_is_way_scarier_than_falling/ (TANJEESONGKEITH)
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Kids have better taste in drinks than adults.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htzwrg/kids_have_better_taste_in_drinks_than_adults/ (dragnscalearmor)
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Your heart pumps blood forward. When you have heart failure, the blood falls backward or stays still. So when you’re broken hearted, you are stuck on someone and can’t move forward.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htzwd2/your_heart_pumps_blood_forward_when_you_have/ (DVMJess)
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Everyone who drank water has died...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htzw5w/everyone_who_drank_water_has_died/ ([deleted])
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Owning fish becomes scarier the more you learn about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htzvlm/owning_fish_becomes_scarier_the_more_you_learn/ (ThatwasWholesome)
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Water has a kill rate of nearly 100%...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htzvak/water_has_a_kill_rate_of_nearly_100/ ([deleted])
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Last Christmas feels like three years ago.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htzujt/last_christmas_feels_like_three_years_ago/ (EmersonikMusic)
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Soccer athletes would make great actors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htzt7k/soccer_athletes_would_make_great_actors/ (butterknight-Ruby)
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The Boy Who Cried Wolf is a classic example of diminishing returns

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htzsmw/the_boy_who_cried_wolf_is_a_classic_example_of/ (cjgve)
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When somebody asks you for your fav song, that's like asking a parent which child you love the most

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htzrwv/when_somebody_asks_you_for_your_fav_song_thats/ (LuckieFIFANL)
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The letter A is the only letter you can scream without sounding strange.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htzr94/the_letter_a_is_the_only_letter_you_can_scream/ (Dylvision)
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It's more possible to find a stranger with the same birthday than group of indecisive people having a consensus.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htzr7p/its_more_possible_to_find_a_stranger_with_the/ ([deleted])
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The flash would go faster on a bicycle than on a motorcycle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htzpvl/the_flash_would_go_faster_on_a_bicycle_than_on_a/ ([deleted])
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You get to know a lot about a person from what they like in social media than what they actually post

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htzouu/you_get_to_know_a_lot_about_a_person_from_what/ (XiXMak)
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Tetris is an autoscroller

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htzme0/tetris_is_an_autoscroller/ (Plant20056)
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Which letter is silent in scent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htzla1/which_letter_is_silent_in_scent/ (Some-w33b)
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Half of the people are less smarter than the average person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htzfrg/half_of_the_people_are_less_smarter_than_the/ (ooz_era)
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The original doom and John wick have basically the same plot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htzfho/the_original_doom_and_john_wick_have_basically/ (emulatorguy076)
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It takes getting fat to realise you weren’t fat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htzdzc/it_takes_getting_fat_to_realise_you_werent_fat/ (yonchik)
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The ears of Mickey Mouse are round no matter which angle you see them from, hence they must be spheres.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htzdt2/the_ears_of_mickey_mouse_are_round_no_matter/ (soggy_shawarma)
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Revenge is a confession to pain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htzda2/revenge_is_a_confession_to_pain/ ([deleted])
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Your scalp 3D prints hair

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htza87/your_scalp_3d_prints_hair/ (Gruhuken)
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Asking out your crush is weirdly similar to Schrödinger's cat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htz8s0/asking_out_your_crush_is_weirdly_similar_to/ ([deleted])
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Since walls have thickness, adding walls in the middle of a house gives you less room but more rooms

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htz7re/since_walls_have_thickness_adding_walls_in_the/ (RonuPlays)
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If we hate the sound of our own voices, it's likely we'd hate the voice of someone who sounds similar/the same as us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htz72o/if_we_hate_the_sound_of_our_own_voices_its_likely/ (jdmontez)
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All packaging ought to be made so that it fits together with other packaging to make exciting or useful things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htz59r/all_packaging_ought_to_be_made_so_that_it_fits/ (MoralGuardiansSuck)
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funerals in space will one day take off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htz59h/funerals_in_space_will_one_day_take_off/ (kskelts)
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Men can give better handjobs than women since they have been doing it to themselves all their life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htz3b9/men_can_give_better_handjobs_than_women_since/ (GodrichOfTheAbyss)
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Genetically you are either a link or a dead end.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htz0km/genetically_you_are_either_a_link_or_a_dead_end/ (FutureSkeIeton)
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The Finnish language was the last one to be invented

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htz0in/the_finnish_language_was_the_last_one_to_be/ (roguesimian)
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Having child soldiers is literally putting the infant in infantry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htyz5q/having_child_soldiers_is_literally_putting_the/ (GaldanBoshugtuKhan)
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Everyone likes vulnerable people, yet no one wants to be vulnerable because people might not like them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htyx3q/everyone_likes_vulnerable_people_yet_no_one_wants/ (dnaisdmt)
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In the far future humans and the earth could evolve into fantasy like worlds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htyvdi/in_the_far_future_humans_and_the_earth_could/ (Envyysmh)
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There was probably a news reporter that had a lot of dirt on billionaires that wasn't exposed because they accidentally fell out the window or something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htyslv/there_was_probably_a_news_reporter_that_had_a_lot/ (massivecumvortex)
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If you were to meet every single person in the world and you spent 1 second meeting each, it would take you around 220 years to meet the entire civilization.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htyqwc/if_you_were_to_meet_every_single_person_in_the/ (nems808)
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Rick rolling has taught us to be more cautious about pressing random internet links than any cyber security ever has

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htyql5/rick_rolling_has_taught_us_to_be_more_cautious/ (TitaniumPeak)
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When you hit your toe while cold, it hurts much more. When you hit your toe and put it on ice, it's nice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htyp9v/when_you_hit_your_toe_while_cold_it_hurts_much/ (Cartmens)
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When you die your skeleton technically hatches

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htyorv/when_you_die_your_skeleton_technically_hatches/ (gamingfreak207)
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Cupcake liners are mini coffee filters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htyoro/cupcake_liners_are_mini_coffee_filters/ (bingaling4)
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If there indeed is an infinite number of parallel universes, there must be one where Buzzfeed does serious investigative journalism.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htymmn/if_there_indeed_is_an_infinite_number_of_parallel/ ([deleted])
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There was probably a seven-year-old playing Club Penguin as usual wondering why the connection was cut.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htylmp/there_was_probably_a_sevenyearold_playing_club/ (massivecumvortex)
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There are probably some viral-worthy videos that weren't recorded because the house/surrounding area was dirty/unclean.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htyl07/there_are_probably_some_viralworthy_videos_that/ ([deleted])
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Most animal infants can run, hide, or at least stay quiet. A human baby will shriek like it's daring any predator within earshot to fight the entire tribe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htyhj2/most_animal_infants_can_run_hide_or_at_least_stay/ (takaperoinen-miete)
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If you walk to the front of an airplane you are moving faster than the plane.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htyfis/if_you_walk_to_the_front_of_an_airplane_you_are/ (SarcasticOwl03)
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When linguini from ratatouille gets his hair pulled in bed he probably just starts making spaghetti.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htye6l/when_linguini_from_ratatouille_gets_his_hair/ (jewish-jah)
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There's an extra layer of irritation to having a problem nobody else has - having your house completely infested with butterflies isn't a problem you can even complain about, because nobody can relate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htye49/theres_an_extra_layer_of_irritation_to_having_a/ (takaperoinen-miete)
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Unlike the alphabet, there is no lower case for numbers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htydl2/unlike_the_alphabet_there_is_no_lower_case_for/ (gejmate)
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A good argument against intelligent design is that babies grow in the womb until they're way too big to come out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htyc34/a_good_argument_against_intelligent_design_is/ (Ohigetjokes)
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It's a let down when you see a super nice building go up on your neighborhood and find out it's an insurance building.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hty961/its_a_let_down_when_you_see_a_super_nice_building/ (Zitty-Z)
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N is sideways Z

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hty8o0/n_is_sideways_z/ (DangerousDeveloper)
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The reason why the superhero refuses to kill the villain is unfortunately the same reason why a kid is punished for standing up to a bully.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hty6ql/the_reason_why_the_superhero_refuses_to_kill_the/ (HelloNewMe20)
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Narcissism and self-consciousness are kind of opposites, and yet both make you think “They’re talking about me.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hty6ov/narcissism_and_selfconsciousness_are_kind_of/ (Charm_MentumKat)
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People who start a sentence with "no offence, but.." is in fact a cause of offence in itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hty6mo/people_who_start_a_sentence_with_no_offence_but/ (cleverpostsnoupvotes)
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If you pick a random rock and take it on a trip with you, it would probably be the most adventurous thing that rock has done in decades.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hty4m1/if_you_pick_a_random_rock_and_take_it_on_a_trip/ (Semi-Spicy)
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If Breaking Bad was made in Europe, it would just be a show about a highschool teacher who went to hospital and got treatment free of charge.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hty273/if_breaking_bad_was_made_in_europe_it_would_just/ (Chillypill)
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If everyone in the world was given a better than average life, at least one person would not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hty1e8/if_everyone_in_the_world_was_given_a_better_than/ (theotherjaytoo)
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You feel more sleepy when you first wake up than when you’re askeep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htxy8s/you_feel_more_sleepy_when_you_first_wake_up_than/ (Treoik101)
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Everybody, left handed people included, write with their write hand

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htxwm2/everybody_left_handed_people_included_write_with/ (SuperDuk777)
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Technically anyone who enjoys watching porn in into voyeurism.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htxv4v/technically_anyone_who_enjoys_watching_porn_in/ (redcarrot33)
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It's pretty hard to kill a mosquito by punching it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htxuoq/its_pretty_hard_to_kill_a_mosquito_by_punching_it/ (mysterious_jim)
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You can tell how disciplined you are by the number of alarms you have to wake you up by 8:00 am.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htxrko/you_can_tell_how_disciplined_you_are_by_the/ (leliex)
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Since sound requires a medium to travel, if you can hear something in space it must be touching you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htxra4/since_sound_requires_a_medium_to_travel_if_you/ (maize_waffer)
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If you own a house, there is nothing keeping you from just sitting on the roof. Yet, people do a lot of stupid things, but barely anyone sits on top of their roof.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htxq7m/if_you_own_a_house_there_is_nothing_keeping_you/ (Rozepingpongbal)
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Not reading the instructions before you start something makes you seem smarter if you succeed and dumber if you fail.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htxpht/not_reading_the_instructions_before_you_start/ (JoeDaPenguu)
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There might be parents out there who in 2008 have forgotten to put a LEGO Star Wars present under the tree, which is still in prime condition somewhere in the house

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htxotu/there_might_be_parents_out_there_who_in_2008_have/ (Eichberg)
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Internet search history could be an effective way to help diagnose people's mental health issues.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htxoks/internet_search_history_could_be_an_effective_way/ (McKellar_)
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If mistakes make you stronger, then exercising incorrectly shouldn't be a problem.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htxly0/if_mistakes_make_you_stronger_then_exercising/ (_ardf)
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Horses would look even better if we gave them fake unicorn horns.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htxlc0/horses_would_look_even_better_if_we_gave_them/ (FeelingDesigner)
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We all have won at least a race and a lot of us wish we didn't

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htxk4l/we_all_have_won_at_least_a_race_and_a_lot_of_us/ (Theendangeredbeast)
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Having your phone charging all day while you’re awake seems completely fine but leaving it plugged in overnight while you sleep seems terrifying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htxjpk/having_your_phone_charging_all_day_while_youre/ ([deleted])
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Eras are cyclical, not linear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htxh4h/eras_are_cyclical_not_linear/ ([deleted])
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Cavemen riding dinosaurs is more absurd than cavemen driving cars

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htxfrc/cavemen_riding_dinosaurs_is_more_absurd_than/ (TheBigBullfrog)
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Everyone always makes fun of apple at first then a bit latter they copy what apple is doing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htxejo/everyone_always_makes_fun_of_apple_at_first_then/ (comrade-d0ggo)
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Air fresheners don’t really freshen the air, they just put more chemicals in it to make the air smell nicer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htxdfq/air_fresheners_dont_really_freshen_the_air_they/ (TheOverusedJoke)
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Water is the only thing we can't create but only organically

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htxccg/water_is_the_only_thing_we_cant_create_but_only/ ([deleted])
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Traders and Bankers make a living by selling money

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htxcb4/traders_and_bankers_make_a_living_by_selling_money/ (Dayofdev)
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It's entirely possible that one of the thousands of primitive tribes on the planet have been inter-reproducing since the stone age, and are in fact an entirely different species of human. They could be homo erectus or something and no one ever bothered to check.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htxbte/its_entirely_possible_that_one_of_the_thousands/ (KarmaTurtle7)
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There are a lot more dogs dying in films than cats, cats rarely die, even in horror movies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htxb9b/there_are_a_lot_more_dogs_dying_in_films_than/ (manrata)
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Technicaly everyone is drinking filtered pee

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htxacv/technicaly_everyone_is_drinking_filtered_pee/ (geogamersking)
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If you have all permits and health records in order, you can run a high profile prostitution ring perfectly disguised as a Porn Studio

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htx9ll/if_you_have_all_permits_and_health_records_in/ (DangerousDeveloper)
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Potty training is the most important training in your whole life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htx9k1/potty_training_is_the_most_important_training_in/ (YodasChick-O-Stick)
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It's easy to make a cloak that makes the wearer invisible, and one that itself is invisible, but it's impossible to do both at once.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htx98w/its_easy_to_make_a_cloak_that_makes_the_wearer/ (pac2005)
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Let's take a moment and marvel at the human male bodies ballooning gentiles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htx7q3/lets_take_a_moment_and_marvel_at_the_human_male/ ([deleted])
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"There are plenty of fish in the sea" is less comforting nowadays.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htx65b/there_are_plenty_of_fish_in_the_sea_is_less/ (iola_k)
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While dunking in a swimming pool, your mouth is indirectly connected to everyone’s assholes in the same pool.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htx4b8/while_dunking_in_a_swimming_pool_your_mouth_is/ (lambojam)
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Some people are alive only because it’s against the law to kill them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htx3jv/some_people_are_alive_only_because_its_against/ ([deleted])
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Best First Genie Wish

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htx0rs/best_first_genie_wish/ (FluffyWaffels)
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Fishes can't burp because they don't swallow air so the empty spaces of their digestive system is filled with water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htwz6q/fishes_cant_burp_because_they_dont_swallow_air_so/ (Nimyron)
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You can never remember the tansition from asleep to awake when waking up with an alarm

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htwtwm/you_can_never_remember_the_tansition_from_asleep/ (Radyschen)
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We unconsciously start talking the way the other person we're talking to if they're not speaking perfect english

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htwrpb/we_unconsciously_start_talking_the_way_the_other/ (minecraftguy64)
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Humans have a Sun fetish because all of them find the Sun extremely hot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htwpha/humans_have_a_sun_fetish_because_all_of_them_find/ (DangerousDeveloper)
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If you tell someone you love them, you are implicitly suggesting that you love their intestines as well

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htwns3/if_you_tell_someone_you_love_them_you_are/ ([deleted])
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We always think about stars in the sky, but rarely ever do we think about the planets orbiting the stars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htwnn0/we_always_think_about_stars_in_the_sky_but_rarely/ (bilgeratgp)
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Everyone think they’re different, but that’s EXACTLY what makes them the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htwlnt/everyone_think_theyre_different_but_thats_exactly/ (aenns)
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No two human genitalia are the same

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htwjxu/no_two_human_genitalia_are_the_same/ (ItsFrenzius)
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People are probably using the 'I don't feel good' excuse a lot less lately

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htwjs4/people_are_probably_using_the_i_dont_feel_good/ (SteezyCougar)
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Temperature affects taste more than anything else

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htwjew/temperature_affects_taste_more_than_anything_else/ (MotoMotoHOT)
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Whoever sold and marketed the jaw breakers in Edd Ed and Eddy must be a marketing genius and filthy rich.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htwj3g/whoever_sold_and_marketed_the_jaw_breakers_in_edd/ (FeelingDesigner)
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At some point in your life you start going to more funerals than birthdays.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htwims/at_some_point_in_your_life_you_start_going_to/ ([deleted])
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Every light on earth flashes, but most at extremely low rate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htwhr7/every_light_on_earth_flashes_but_most_at/ (AIDSHEAD69420)
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The most legendary criminals are the ones you havnt heard of

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htwhij/the_most_legendary_criminals_are_the_ones_you/ (SoPoetic)
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The Sydney Olympics (2000) were the only olympics where the city's postcode was also the year of the games.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htwge0/the_sydney_olympics_2000_were_the_only_olympics/ (flunge)
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You probably have an ancestor that looks exactly like you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htwfvs/you_probably_have_an_ancestor_that_looks_exactly/ (TheFlyingOven2pointO)
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Humans cannot go without other human contact without mentally suffering but a pet can go its entire life just fine by itself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htwer9/humans_cannot_go_without_other_human_contact/ (Statbran1)
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"Will you marry me" is a proposal, but "Will, you marry me" is a command.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htwep1/will_you_marry_me_is_a_proposal_but_will_you/ (DangerousDeveloper)
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chocolate chip cookies are older than cookies and cream

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htwcii/chocolate_chip_cookies_are_older_than_cookies_and/ (kskelts)
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One day there will be a highest paid robot to star in feature films. Due to ownership rights and high cost/inability to build their own robot, studios will have to pay owners to use their robots in movies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htwbw9/one_day_there_will_be_a_highest_paid_robot_to/ (EkaL25)
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Alice in Wonderland and The Wizard of Oz are the original isekai.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htw9q2/alice_in_wonderland_and_the_wizard_of_oz_are_the/ (beastofthedeep)
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When you look up at stars, remember that photons your eyes recieve were created millions if not billions of years ago. It was destined to end it's million year life cycle in your retina.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htw9o5/when_you_look_up_at_stars_remember_that_photons/ (ShadesOfPoods)
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The object of golf is to play as little golf as possible

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htw9k3/the_object_of_golf_is_to_play_as_little_golf_as/ (neruokay)
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Weeknights can also be... Wee Knights

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htw9ez/weeknights_can_also_be_wee_knights/ (Redlaces123)
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The more companies try to be inclusive the more it feels forced and hurtful to their image imo

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htw92d/the_more_companies_try_to_be_inclusive_the_more/ (IcarusOtaku)
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Really think about how smart people will be in a thousand years

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htw7bf/really_think_about_how_smart_people_will_be_in_a/ ([deleted])
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Wheels and lube do basically the same thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htw676/wheels_and_lube_do_basically_the_same_thing/ (Clorm)
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When they show old day Russia or old day Italy it’s always accompanied by that stereotypical old folk music.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htw61d/when_they_show_old_day_russia_or_old_day_italy/ (FutureSkeIeton)
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We have a coin shortage because we tossed too many coins to the Witcher

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htw5n6/we_have_a_coin_shortage_because_we_tossed_too/ (Latricc)
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Without outside confirmation, a vague memory is in a superposition between being a dream and actually happening. You could easily be convinced a real event was a dream and vice versa.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htw3lp/without_outside_confirmation_a_vague_memory_is_in/ (King_Trasher)
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Plants can literally taste the rainbow

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htw1p3/plants_can_literally_taste_the_rainbow/ (Dylan_Quest)
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Ghosts don't exist in Zombie universes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htw0q2/ghosts_dont_exist_in_zombie_universes/ (DangerousDeveloper)
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King Midas never would've been able to pet a dog

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htvztf/king_midas_never_wouldve_been_able_to_pet_a_dog/ (S0RTBYNEW)
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Peppa Pig's head looks like a Dick and a ballsack

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htvzis/peppa_pigs_head_looks_like_a_dick_and_a_ballsack/ (DangerousDeveloper)
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To a cursor our vision is based on movement like a T-Rex

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htvyo3/to_a_cursor_our_vision_is_based_on_movement_like/ (lnquisite)
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Speaking well isn't about mastering the language, it's about knowing how to dumb it down for the most people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htvymh/speaking_well_isnt_about_mastering_the_language/ (Jacobskittles)
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Fans are domesticated wind

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htvs8y/fans_are_domesticated_wind/ ([deleted])
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"We are trying for a baby" is euphemism for We have been having cream pies every night.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htvr2o/we_are_trying_for_a_baby_is_euphemism_for_we_have/ (religionofpeace786)
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Demons probably tell stories of the doom slayer to their Kids In order to make them not go out at night

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htvqpa/demons_probably_tell_stories_of_the_doom_slayer/ ([deleted])
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Demons probably tell stories of the doom slayer to their Kids In order to make them not go out at night

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htvqko/demons_probably_tell_stories_of_the_doom_slayer/ (chrisvskris)
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You Can Really Bounce a Quarter off Anyone's Ass

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htvqf8/you_can_really_bounce_a_quarter_off_anyones_ass/ (mayormcskeeze)
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Try touching your thumb with your pointer finger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htvpoe/try_touching_your_thumb_with_your_pointer_finger/ (alizsemurdoch)
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Batman only fights crime at night because otherwise he would have weird and obvious tan lines.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htvnyq/batman_only_fights_crime_at_night_because/ ([deleted])
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Trees must be terrified of us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htvn45/trees_must_be_terrified_of_us/ (Confused80yearold)
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The "oderant" in Monsters Inc. implies that monsters naturally smell good

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htvlhz/the_oderant_in_monsters_inc_implies_that_monsters/ (Harmless_Potato)
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The uterus is the original 3D printer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htvk9m/the_uterus_is_the_original_3d_printer/ ([deleted])
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An elevator never breaks, it just temporarily enters Prison Mode.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htvk2k/an_elevator_never_breaks_it_just_temporarily/ ([deleted])
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Being Bi-sexual doubles your chances of getting a match.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htviyz/being_bisexual_doubles_your_chances_of_getting_a/ (Mastermind1703)
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When a person dies, they can produce a ghost AND a zombie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htvi2z/when_a_person_dies_they_can_produce_a_ghost_and_a/ (AranSkye02)
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Space is the same to us, as above water is for fish

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htvh8j/space_is_the_same_to_us_as_above_water_is_for_fish/ (OneLightBoi)
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A small part of you is once of somebody

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htvg7i/a_small_part_of_you_is_once_of_somebody/ ([deleted])
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Lofi is the Jazz of Gen Z

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htvft6/lofi_is_the_jazz_of_gen_z/ (lgbt_turtle)
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The thought of creating a word math problem is somehow more terrifying than the thought of solving one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htv9ht/the_thought_of_creating_a_word_math_problem_is/ (dpforest)
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When you try to sleep, you pretend you're asleep, then you're really asleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htv8zq/when_you_try_to_sleep_you_pretend_youre_asleep/ ([deleted])
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It's impossible to verbally count to one thousand in one thousand seconds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htv7hy/its_impossible_to_verbally_count_to_one_thousand/ ([deleted])
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The internet is the place smart people created so dumb people can shout louder

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htv6f0/the_internet_is_the_place_smart_people_created_so/ (Schlimmb0)
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In person, we always avoid saying “umm/uhh” but on text, we use them to emphasize.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htv5x8/in_person_we_always_avoid_saying_ummuhh_but_on/ (Aquarithyst)
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The future is the present. Just later.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htv5r4/the_future_is_the_present_just_later/ (digable_planets1)
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Cookout is the stirfry of restaurants, it looks like it wont taste good but tastes very good

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htv2yw/cookout_is_the_stirfry_of_restaurants_it_looks/ (validemaillol)
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Shortening "anal retentive" to "retentive" makes way more sense than shortening it to "anal"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htuyk9/shortening_anal_retentive_to_retentive_makes_way/ (TheSoftHits)
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Women relate more to mustache hair removal than men.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htuy4t/women_relate_more_to_mustache_hair_removal_than/ (SirMalcolmK)
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if you and a sibling share a computer there is a very small chance you've both wanked in that same spot while watching porn

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htuy0u/if_you_and_a_sibling_share_a_computer_there_is_a/ (swingingnutsackyummy)
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We all know the alphabet in order, but we don't all know why it's in that order.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htuxkd/we_all_know_the_alphabet_in_order_but_we_dont_all/ (Action_Surge)
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The problem isn’t really that drugs are “bad”. But rather... that they are extremely good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htuwhx/the_problem_isnt_really_that_drugs_are_bad_but/ ([deleted])
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Al Bundy would tap out Rocky Balboa.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htuw7v/al_bundy_would_tap_out_rocky_balboa/ (moonshineTrap)
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Bad Facial Hair is WAY WORSE than not being able to grow facial hair at all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htuuzm/bad_facial_hair_is_way_worse_than_not_being_able/ (IamDBA2)
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There is very little as relieving as your first dry fart after a bout of diarrhea

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htus67/there_is_very_little_as_relieving_as_your_first/ (kittenwolfmage)
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The smartest person in the world is always in the wrong room

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hturrj/the_smartest_person_in_the_world_is_always_in_the/ (Roikoi)
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When someone farts and you hear it you’re just feeling it with your ear

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htupfl/when_someone_farts_and_you_hear_it_youre_just/ (CONNER__LANE)
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In Star Wars, Twi’leks and humans are the same species since they can have children

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htup3c/in_star_wars_twileks_and_humans_are_the_same/ (le_meme_memes)
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We all grew up thinking quick sand was going to be a bigger deal than it is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htuohp/we_all_grew_up_thinking_quick_sand_was_going_to/ (AlmightyOne23)
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everything you do ends up being in vain. if there is nothing after death and even if there is what is your life for what do you feel for why do you care if it all ends up being forgotten. every emotion you have and anything that happens in your life is pointless in the end so what's the point.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htuo7t/everything_you_do_ends_up_being_in_vain_if_there/ (whyamihere125)
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The earth is inside a giant bubble.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htumvz/the_earth_is_inside_a_giant_bubble/ (Rawalmond73)
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Everyone cosplays on halloween

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htulaw/everyone_cosplays_on_halloween/ (Jacob_crozier)
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Childhood is where you think Benson from regular show was a huge hardass. Adulthood is when you learn he was the most lenient boss on the planet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htukzs/childhood_is_where_you_think_benson_from_regular/ (DenzelTM)
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It took 13 billion years for the circumstances to align to lead to your birth. You're astronomical!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htuk6u/it_took_13_billion_years_for_the_circumstances_to/ (GenericBox)
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Wildfires are in the wild, but candles are domesticated.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htuk5e/wildfires_are_in_the_wild_but_candles_are/ ([deleted])
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Nature is made of math, math is made of intelligence, intelligence is made of humans, humans are made of nature.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htuibz/nature_is_made_of_math_math_is_made_of/ (Aljanah)
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Childhood is when you think Benson is the biggest hardass around. Adulthood is when you learn Benson is the most Lenient boss on the planet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htuea5/childhood_is_when_you_think_benson_is_the_biggest/ ([deleted])
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People who sleep sideways snores "N… N… N…"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htuc4r/people_who_sleep_sideways_snores_n_n_n/ (Enoch_Moke)
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The entire forest is burning down. To bring you some expert opinions, we asked a couple of submarines about their thoughts on the disaster.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htua79/the_entire_forest_is_burning_down_to_bring_you/ (One-Angry-Goose)
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Given a set of characters and an initial idea, a trained AI might be able to predict some amazing storylines.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htu9xn/given_a_set_of_characters_and_an_initial_idea_a/ (G0DM0D)
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The Glass Slippers for Cinderella didn’t disappear at midnight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htu8tf/the_glass_slippers_for_cinderella_didnt_disappear/ (Terminater400)
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We give fish their last meal before execution.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htu8jk/we_give_fish_their_last_meal_before_execution/ ([deleted])
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Boiled peanuts are the edamame of the South

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htu7bb/boiled_peanuts_are_the_edamame_of_the_south/ (dustonthedash)
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Having an original thought that turns out to be an unoriginal thought proves you are not as unique as you thought.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htu5im/having_an_original_thought_that_turns_out_to_be/ (Nordicblood819)
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AITA is easy to decide sometimes because you only hear one person’s side of the story

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htu4pw/aita_is_easy_to_decide_sometimes_because_you_only/ (stavago)
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There are more nipples than people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htu47r/there_are_more_nipples_than_people/ (Bwasket)
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Ankles are feet wrists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htu465/ankles_are_feet_wrists/ (coolboy69420lmao)
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One day you will have your last nut

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htu40a/one_day_you_will_have_your_last_nut/ (Pickle003)
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The U.S right now shows how deadly listening to Facebook over facts is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htu3t5/the_us_right_now_shows_how_deadly_listening_to/ (Bwasket)
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Conception and pregnancy are a nine-month summoning ritual.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htu3af/conception_and_pregnancy_are_a_ninemonth/ (PahoojyMan)
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Someone somewhere out there in the world probably has lots of money randomly buried in their backyard and they don't even realize it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htu39q/someone_somewhere_out_there_in_the_world_probably/ (vexed_chexmix)
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The difference between adult and child is when someone claim something is your fault, adults know whether it's truly their fault or not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htu317/the_difference_between_adult_and_child_is_when/ (zotbuster)
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If you ask a question on pornhub people are more likely to answer with correct information.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htu12z/if_you_ask_a_question_on_pornhub_people_are_more/ (WizardOfBots)
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No one likes filled in waffle fries.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htu0nu/no_one_likes_filled_in_waffle_fries/ (Scrubian-)
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Everyone probably has their own unique process of showering and drying themselves - and very few people will ever get to know it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/httyh1/everyone_probably_has_their_own_unique_process_of/ (Leash_Me_Blue)
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Maybe our saliva has a taste but were just used to it so our brains tune it out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htty9g/maybe_our_saliva_has_a_taste_but_were_just_used/ (AyyBasha07)
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A snake with explosive diarrhea would resemble an unmanned firehose spewing water in every direction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/httxi4/a_snake_with_explosive_diarrhea_would_resemble_an/ (AllTattedUpJay)
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There’s a pretty high chance someone has visited where you live in GeoGuesser.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/httvw1/theres_a_pretty_high_chance_someone_has_visited/ (pussyeater919)
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Supernova explosions can last for hours

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/httvn3/supernova_explosions_can_last_for_hours/ (Hsingtism)
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There will come a day when no living human will know who Gordon Shumway was or what planet he came from.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/httvb1/there_will_come_a_day_when_no_living_human_will/ (skunkle88)
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We’re so far into the future that we have sinks that start to dispense water without you touching them but we still use something with paper in the title to wipe our butt

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/httudm/were_so_far_into_the_future_that_we_have_sinks/ ([deleted])
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Most movies in The 80s and 90s had more gay, black, and minority characters than movies nowadays. The problem is that they were usually made fun of.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/httuc9/most_movies_in_the_80s_and_90s_had_more_gay_black/ (smartaleckduck)
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If you were to be immortal, your chances of being stuck somewhere forever would become 100%.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/httt0e/if_you_were_to_be_immortal_your_chances_of_being/ (LittleBigParadise2)
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Tai Chi and Chai Tea have interchangeable prefixes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/httrkb/tai_chi_and_chai_tea_have_interchangeable_prefixes/ (WolfsToothDogFood)
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R.I.P. would sound a whole lot better if it stood for Rest In Paradise

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/httr5e/rip_would_sound_a_whole_lot_better_if_it_stood/ (Caiross)
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If you can't handle the burn on your anus, you can't handle the burn in your mouth. Either stop talking about "Montezuma's revenge" or stop eating peppers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/httr09/if_you_cant_handle_the_burn_on_your_anus_you_cant/ (jekylwhispy)
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You could be the longest living person on Earth and there is no way of knowing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/httqqt/you_could_be_the_longest_living_person_on_earth/ (BluryDesign)
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Skin is bone sleeves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/httqeh/skin_is_bone_sleeves/ (Random_Person81)
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Recorded vs live music is another version of "Instagram vs Reality"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/httq81/recorded_vs_live_music_is_another_version_of/ (Flobberwozzle)
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Subliminal messages in media could possibly be much more convenient than 30 second advertisements

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/httq2a/subliminal_messages_in_media_could_possibly_be/ (superjj18)
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Jason Statham is the millennial's version of Chuck Norris

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/httpl8/jason_statham_is_the_millennials_version_of_chuck/ ([deleted])
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In heaven, all Zelda games are released on gold media.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/httmo9/in_heaven_all_zelda_games_are_released_on_gold/ (KinshuKiba)
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Checking someone out is the only thing that's okay, as long as you aren't caught.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/httltv/checking_someone_out_is_the_only_thing_thats_okay/ (SlickRicksBitchTits)
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It’s safe to assume whoever asks for advice on here doesn’t have a therapist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/httj07/its_safe_to_assume_whoever_asks_for_advice_on/ (maskina961)
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Michael Meyers and other 80s slasher villains are probably really frustrated that people keep getting away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/httibd/michael_meyers_and_other_80s_slasher_villains_are/ (Durty_Rick_Sanchez)
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You can't move your lower eyelids without moving your cheeks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htti89/you_cant_move_your_lower_eyelids_without_moving/ (deltaamp)
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The most exciting thing about automated cars is that you'll never have to worry about pulling off to the side of the road because you're too tired to drive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htti2g/the_most_exciting_thing_about_automated_cars_is/ ([deleted])
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You find out how truly "open and accepting" someone is, when their own kid desires to transition to the other gender.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/httgq7/you_find_out_how_truly_open_and_accepting_someone/ (Spin16)
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Paper cuts are more painful when you see it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/httft1/paper_cuts_are_more_painful_when_you_see_it/ (fernandeztahi)
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Futurama could've predicted more accurate events then the Simpsons but non of us will ever know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/httfk0/futurama_couldve_predicted_more_accurate_events/ (bakershotttbog)
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Denying scientific and technological advances is denying our human evolution. Those who deny these advances and do not embrace and support them will be left behind on an evolutionary level.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/httfi7/denying_scientific_and_technological_advances_is/ (maximillious)
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R/deadbedrooms could be used as a very effective online dating platform

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/httd9l/rdeadbedrooms_could_be_used_as_a_very_effective/ (scott_yach)
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People lament how hard it is to burn calories, instead of realizing how much energy each calorie gives you, and then eating less.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/httctj/people_lament_how_hard_it_is_to_burn_calories/ (tornacl19)
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When driving, you want your brakes to brake, but you don’t want your brakes to break

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/httbic/when_driving_you_want_your_brakes_to_brake_but/ (Bigmarty41)
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Lifе is likе а gаmе оf Unо. Еvеrуоnе’s thrоwing dоwn а саrd similаr tо thе оnе bеfоrе it, but еvеrу оnсе in а whilе sоmеоnе thrоws dоwn а wild саrd.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/httb9u/lifе_is_likе_а_gаmе_оf_unо_еvеrуоnеs_thrоwing/ (lollipoptart_)
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Nothing and everything are two things no human can ever achieve

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/httasu/nothing_and_everything_are_two_things_no_human/ (glowcoma)
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If mosquitos would've evolve so their bite doesn't itch so much they would have had a much better chance at surviving.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htt9ii/if_mosquitos_wouldve_evolve_so_their_bite_doesnt/ (Tolkienista)
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They're are probably enough movie clips from movie review videos to recreate whole movies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htt6s9/theyre_are_probably_enough_movie_clips_from_movie/ (Lordfart-squat87)
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There must be somebody else in the world who has considered draining their blood into a bowl and put it nearby to see if mosqutioes will go for the easy meal to avoid being bit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htt59c/there_must_be_somebody_else_in_the_world_who_has/ (F4L2OYD13)
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It’s likely that a waiter/waitress has breathed through their nose and had a booger/nose hair fly into your food and you never noticed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htt3ud/its_likely_that_a_waiterwaitress_has_breathed/ (blutoonz)
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When eggs are heated up, they become solid instead of gaseous

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htt39n/when_eggs_are_heated_up_they_become_solid_instead/ (woofie_17)
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Forgetting something and then remembering it feels better than just remembering something

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htt0a5/forgetting_something_and_then_remembering_it/ (Cloudsurfer246)
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“Will you marry me” is a marriage proposal, while “will, you, marry, me” is a foursome proposal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htszw6/will_you_marry_me_is_a_marriage_proposal_while/ (SUBTOPEWDSNOWW)
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The desire for sex in our prime years is incredibly distracting from progress we could otherwise be making.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htszaq/the_desire_for_sex_in_our_prime_years_is/ (and_a_side_of_fries)
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It's probably very annoying if something gets stuck in an animals teeth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htsyqv/its_probably_very_annoying_if_something_gets/ (H343now1)
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Ghosts sightings are naturally occurring holograms

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htsxdk/ghosts_sightings_are_naturally_occurring_holograms/ (Guljiin)
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"We" and "You" are phonetic palindromes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htswy5/we_and_you_are_phonetic_palindromes/ (OhJor)
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Thomas the Tank Engine tried to warn us of the dangers of Artificial Intelligence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htsw3t/thomas_the_tank_engine_tried_to_warn_us_of_the/ (sinfoid)
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Spider-Man is probably really good at Kendama

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htsvb0/spiderman_is_probably_really_good_at_kendama/ (jonathanware)
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Don't pay the ferry man until he gets you to the other side.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htstve/dont_pay_the_ferry_man_until_he_gets_you_to_the/ (ThatGuy___YouKnow)
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Much like our childhood heroes (such as Bill Crosby, Ian Watkins and Rolf Harris) are getting charged on historical sexual abuse charges - there’s a whole generation that will see beloved YouTubers and TikTokers get arrested in the same manner.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htsrnc/much_like_our_childhood_heroes_such_as_bill/ ([deleted])
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Elephants being afraid of mice makes way more sense when you remember what the normal reaction is when humans see spiders.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htsq5j/elephants_being_afraid_of_mice_makes_way_more/ (TheMaskedGeode)
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A chemistry is atoms explaining atoms to other atoms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htspvg/a_chemistry_is_atoms_explaining_atoms_to_other/ (jlmckelvey91)
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The people of the West Indies taking up a collection to send Alexander Hamilton to the States was just an early GoFundMe campaign

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htsmoq/the_people_of_the_west_indies_taking_up_a/ (jstohler)
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Anything that can be thought predates you and will outlive you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htsm54/anything_that_can_be_thought_predates_you_and/ (postmodernhippiegoth)
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sapnu puas - rotate your phone, your welcome.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htslsz/sapnu_puas_rotate_your_phone_your_welcome/ ([deleted])
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Getting anything salty in your eye hurts, but tears don't hurt when you cry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htsh18/getting_anything_salty_in_your_eye_hurts_but/ (Kamehameha4514)
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The behaviour of humanity keeps resulting in the extinction of species on our planet. Humanity is a species on our planet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htsfmw/the_behaviour_of_humanity_keeps_resulting_in_the/ (ChurchOfEarth)
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Everything is a cage but some are easier to break out of.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htse68/everything_is_a_cage_but_some_are_easier_to_break/ (AnEvilNoodle)
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The Simpsons have more treehouse of horror stories than the average person will have Halloweens

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htsdqs/the_simpsons_have_more_treehouse_of_horror/ (iamhumon)
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Monsters in dungeon have access to all the good weapons and loot but they still don't use them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htscbs/monsters_in_dungeon_have_access_to_all_the_good/ (alphabeta_g)
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Looking out of your car window with a black tint is just looking at the world in a really low brightness setting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htsc3e/looking_out_of_your_car_window_with_a_black_tint/ (Ract0r4561)
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Love is a blessing in disguise or the most terrible of heart aches.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htsbix/love_is_a_blessing_in_disguise_or_the_most/ (clairsentientbeing)
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“ Frozone” from The Incredibles has the same concept of powers as what Elsa from Frozen’s powers were

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htsb6z/frozone_from_the_incredibles_has_the_same_concept/ (wrath-godess)
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The idea of a hedgehog giving birth gives a solid explanation as to why they aren’t gifted with particularly strong vocal cords.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hts83v/the_idea_of_a_hedgehog_giving_birth_gives_a_solid/ ([deleted])
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Some people buy things others spend money.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hts6so/some_people_buy_things_others_spend_money/ (iwasuncoolonce)
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You can count the number of fingers you have on your fingers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hts5pb/you_can_count_the_number_of_fingers_you_have_on/ (duckindonuts)
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There are more rules to post on here than to get a pilots license

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hts5ol/there_are_more_rules_to_post_on_here_than_to_get/ (aryanoboii)
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You don't want to visit space. You want to visit MORE space

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hts5nd/you_dont_want_to_visit_space_you_want_to_visit/ ([deleted])
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Pet rocks don't break, they multiply

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hts4nl/pet_rocks_dont_break_they_multiply/ (Marcofromda510)
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When People insult you in your dreams your insulting yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hts4iw/when_people_insult_you_in_your_dreams_your/ (EliteGamer12)
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Everyone in the Cars movies are technically immortal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hts4ff/everyone_in_the_cars_movies_are_technically/ (tom_is_the_bomb)
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Being that we make such a fuss about wearing clothes, on some level it’s a little weird that we let our pets run around naked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hts31u/being_that_we_make_such_a_fuss_about_wearing/ (Becauseisaidsotoo)
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Cows indirectly breastfeed us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hts12v/cows_indirectly_breastfeed_us/ ([deleted])
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Water from showering dries out your skin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htrz4x/water_from_showering_dries_out_your_skin/ (viperdude)
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Boys try to impress girls even if they know they have no chance of ever seeing them again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htrx26/boys_try_to_impress_girls_even_if_they_know_they/ (spyder_19)
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You can't really lose or win a bet with yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htrvj4/you_cant_really_lose_or_win_a_bet_with_yourself/ (MyDogisonFire31)
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You are technically washing your water when you are filtering it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htrutq/you_are_technically_washing_your_water_when_you/ (DuDEsToPpLZz)
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The population of Mars is made up completely of robots.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htrucp/the_population_of_mars_is_made_up_completely_of/ (halbeshendel)
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It's not your job to control traffic, move the hell over when not passing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htrtam/its_not_your_job_to_control_traffic_move_the_hell/ (PreparedForAnalSex)
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Younger kids seriously over-prepare for encountering hot lava.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htrrcw/younger_kids_seriously_overprepare_for/ (rusmo)
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"Bite down" is impossible because the upper jaw doesn't move.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htrqsu/bite_down_is_impossible_because_the_upper_jaw/ (dat_pandeh_guy)
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We seem to like songs that ryhme more than ones that don't.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htrqj8/we_seem_to_like_songs_that_ryhme_more_than_ones/ ([deleted])
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Eminem is one of the of the most prominent and successful advocates for male relationship and emotional abuse through the process of sharing his personal history in his songs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htrqhu/eminem_is_one_of_the_of_the_most_prominent_and/ (gibson6594)
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A freeway is a long loading screen with a few ads.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htrq09/a_freeway_is_a_long_loading_screen_with_a_few_ads/ (DanRubix)
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There are no objects you can’t describe with “thing”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htrp3k/there_are_no_objects_you_cant_describe_with_thing/ (k1248)
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If riding a bicycle is cycling, then riding a tricycle is cycling too. We demand to be taken seriously

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htroph/if_riding_a_bicycle_is_cycling_then_riding_a/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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More Serial Murderer Murderers = Less Murder

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htrlxh/more_serial_murderer_murderers_less_murder/ (sirkevun)
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Elephants trunks are longer than their penises, they must think humans have very small penises.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htrl9g/elephants_trunks_are_longer_than_their_penises/ (wrongdotcom)
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Curtains feel lile the most primative part of a house, compared to the rest of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htriw3/curtains_feel_lile_the_most_primative_part_of_a/ ([deleted])
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Space exploring robots get to know why they were made and their purpose in life - however we, as humans, do not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htridl/space_exploring_robots_get_to_know_why_they_were/ (maiadiamond14)
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If the word “won’t” is a contraction of will-not, where does the “O” come from

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htrh54/if_the_word_wont_is_a_contraction_of_willnot/ (Srwings14)
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"He/She doesn't deserve you" can be interpreted both as praise or criticism

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htrh3m/heshe_doesnt_deserve_you_can_be_interpreted_both/ (ThreePesosCoin)
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There is a 100% chance you will die some day .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htren9/there_is_a_100_chance_you_will_die_some_day/ (Nuubmaster_69)
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We encourage the beginner and challenge the experienced to get them to grow further at a skill.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htrej0/we_encourage_the_beginner_and_challenge_the/ (Heavymuseum22)
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Our stomachs are always full of warm vomit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htrdxb/our_stomachs_are_always_full_of_warm_vomit/ (Alastiana)
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If password logins reminded us what the requirements for the password were (like over 8 characters, at least one special character, one uppercase) we'd have a better chance of remembering them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htrdip/if_password_logins_reminded_us_what_the/ (DrAwkward404)
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if humans had beaks they'd be a lot better at whistling

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htrcm1/if_humans_had_beaks_theyd_be_a_lot_better_at/ ([deleted])
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If you listen to a song long enough, you’ll eventually be able to listen to it in your mind for free with no ads.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htra9h/if_you_listen_to_a_song_long_enough_youll/ (WheatThins69420)
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People with daddy issues are more of a pain than people with mommy issues regardless of gender

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htr8z8/people_with_daddy_issues_are_more_of_a_pain_than/ (Moe787277)
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The Beatles song 'Come Together' could totally be about a gang bang/bukkake.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htr7lx/the_beatles_song_come_together_could_totally_be/ ([deleted])
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In the future, the rovers that died on Mars may be in a museum someday on Earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htr6hw/in_the_future_the_rovers_that_died_on_mars_may_be/ (Wubbysandwubbysonly)
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Everybody fears the world becoming like the book 1984. In reality we run a much bigger threat of the world becoming like The Magic Treehouse Book 9, Dolphins at Daybreak

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htr5rh/everybody_fears_the_world_becoming_like_the_book/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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There are people, who on the day of their peak attractiveness, went unnoticed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htr478/there_are_people_who_on_the_day_of_their_peak/ (wodha)
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Chips Ahoy is a pun

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htr3qq/chips_ahoy_is_a_pun/ (ResidentRunner1)
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A wiseguy is a good thing to be

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htr3h1/a_wiseguy_is_a_good_thing_to_be/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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Stories about *the last immortal* are kinda dumb because it implies there used to be other immortals but if they were immortal they couldn't have died thus there would never be a last of them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htr2lc/stories_about_the_last_immortal_are_kinda_dumb/ (Nimyron)
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You can control all the organisms inside your body. You just gotta learn the language

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htr204/you_can_control_all_the_organisms_inside_your/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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Wearing boxers is the closest (and most socially acceptable) you can get to going commando.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htr0x8/wearing_boxers_is_the_closest_and_most_socially/ (_G-o-d_)
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Life is a pay to win game

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htqxxp/life_is_a_pay_to_win_game/ (pew-die-pie2)
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If you could read minds, you'd probably just hear a ton of songs stuck in peoples' heads.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htqwte/if_you_could_read_minds_youd_probably_just_hear_a/ (ArcticFoxWaffles)
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Canadians might be so nice since their national sport is so cruel

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htqwrk/canadians_might_be_so_nice_since_their_national/ (Hutch25)
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There are most likely hundreds of thousands of dollars worth in coins stuck in couches around the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htqw3r/there_are_most_likely_hundreds_of_thousands_of/ ([deleted])
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"Slow and steady wins the race" does not work on a short track.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htqt6m/slow_and_steady_wins_the_race_does_not_work_on_a/ ([deleted])
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Smokers don't care about anyone, even themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htqt2j/smokers_dont_care_about_anyone_even_themselves/ (magicjohnson321990)
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The most important song in english is the alphabet song as it allows us to remember the alphabet in order

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htqsa9/the_most_important_song_in_english_is_the/ (yeet-lord876)
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There have to be background actors who have spent years pretending to work in an office for a living.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htqr6g/there_have_to_be_background_actors_who_have_spent/ (12jonboy12)
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The way we verbally use a word to describe a sound is actually quite an inaccurate way to describe it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htqpyu/the_way_we_verbally_use_a_word_to_describe_a/ (neshhk)
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There is a big difference between literate and educated

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htqp09/there_is_a_big_difference_between_literate_and/ (rqj0)
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An actor gets paid even if they screw up, because it just turns in to a blooper.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htqoss/an_actor_gets_paid_even_if_they_screw_up_because/ (CurbYourReddit)
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Eraser shaving always seem to disappear, except when you actually want your table to stay clean. That's when you can't seem to stop finding them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htqo4y/eraser_shaving_always_seem_to_disappear_except/ (Craramy)
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A dumb person and a smart one can have the same question, the difference between them is how they got to be asking that question.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htqm09/a_dumb_person_and_a_smart_one_can_have_the_same/ ([deleted])
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A vanilla soy latte is a three bean soup.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htqj6f/a_vanilla_soy_latte_is_a_three_bean_soup/ (bumberh00ten)
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It's pointless to tell someone to calm down..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htqais/its_pointless_to_tell_someone_to_calm_down/ ([deleted])
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If you drive one mile, you notice a mile of things. If you walk a mile, you notice 5,280 ft of things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htqai7/if_you_drive_one_mile_you_notice_a_mile_of_things/ (n3rv0u5)
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Most of us are a better singer in our heads than we ever will be in real life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htq4hv/most_of_us_are_a_better_singer_in_our_heads_than/ (finally_real_)
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You are probably in the .01 percent of something

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htq3uo/you_are_probably_in_the_01_percent_of_something/ (SicklemanofWV)
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Cavemen figured out sex somehow, and with that knowledge, they taught their kids that....

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htq3un/cavemen_figured_out_sex_somehow_and_with_that/ (BirchLasange)
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Even when it’s quite, there always seems to be a small faint ring in the ears

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htq3id/even_when_its_quite_there_always_seems_to_be_a/ ([deleted])
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There’s no way of knowing if you have all the pieces of a jigsaw puzzle until you’ve completed it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htq3du/theres_no_way_of_knowing_if_you_have_all_the/ (nevertherightleg)
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Maybe Stephen Hawking figured out astral projection.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htq2s6/maybe_stephen_hawking_figured_out_astral/ (WaterzGrace)
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People dream of owning exotic animals as pets but honestly having a dog or cat is wild enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htq1xv/people_dream_of_owning_exotic_animals_as_pets_but/ (kb9316)
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Sleep feels so good because your getting a taste of death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htq151/sleep_feels_so_good_because_your_getting_a_taste/ (Prohibited_0)
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When you originally here a song that repeats itself its catchy, but when hearing it too much it's annoying and repetitive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htq13f/when_you_originally_here_a_song_that_repeats/ (shaggy_do)
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Tortillas never go bad they just turn into tortilla chips.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htq0n4/tortillas_never_go_bad_they_just_turn_into/ (BulletBelly)
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Regular water isn't vegan because it contains microorganisms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htpx1o/regular_water_isnt_vegan_because_it_contains/ (inkihh)
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No one wants to be the healer in video games, but they're referred to as heroes in real life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htps7o/no_one_wants_to_be_the_healer_in_video_games_but/ ([deleted])
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An apartment building is one big house, with rooms inside, and rooms inside those rooms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htpnmh/an_apartment_building_is_one_big_house_with_rooms/ (tvkyle)
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Soviet Russia was behind on a lot of things, but they were definitely ahead of the gender neutral pronoun game.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htpn6a/soviet_russia_was_behind_on_a_lot_of_things_but/ (versacesnifferdog)
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You never see the huge amount of whiskers your cat has unless you really focus on them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htpn5v/you_never_see_the_huge_amount_of_whiskers_your/ (MULLERTJUH)
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If we take off on an interstellar adventure in the general direction of the trajectory of the solar system the return trip will be shorter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htpn3g/if_we_take_off_on_an_interstellar_adventure_in/ (decorona)
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The conversations in a camera store and a gun store sound similar

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htplyn/the_conversations_in_a_camera_store_and_a_gun/ (mybossthinksimmormon)
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Since toddlers have seen extended family via video conference and in real life, there is no reason for them to not believe everything on the TV is real.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htplnj/since_toddlers_have_seen_extended_family_via/ (L0rdSwoldemort)
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You learn cursive to never use it again and don’t understand what it says when you read it years later

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htpj2g/you_learn_cursive_to_never_use_it_again_and_dont/ (Personwithissues101)
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People concerned about getting microchipped and tracked have no problem carrying a cellphone everywhere

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htpiqb/people_concerned_about_getting_microchipped_and/ (darthva)
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Other people can describe you better than you can

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htpie7/other_people_can_describe_you_better_than_you_can/ (DenphPosts)
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Getting ID’d for alcohol when you’re 21 is a pain, but getting ID’d when you’re 40 will make your day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htphof/getting_idd_for_alcohol_when_youre_21_is_a_pain/ (coffeeicecream--)
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Showering with the lights off is top tier.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htpfio/showering_with_the_lights_off_is_top_tier/ (weedandspace)
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Locking your door (if you live with your family) is setting yourself to Do Not Disturb.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htpf3p/locking_your_door_if_you_live_with_your_family_is/ (DefinetelyThanos)
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Ping pong is a game if you're bad at it, but a sport if you're good at it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htpeqb/ping_pong_is_a_game_if_youre_bad_at_it_but_a/ (ProbablyRex)
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Figs are inverted flowers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htpenh/figs_are_inverted_flowers/ (FeelingDesigner)
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When you transfer your apps and data to a new smartphone, you're like an animal that's moulting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htpd31/when_you_transfer_your_apps_and_data_to_a_new/ (Ljosmyndun)
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If ghost are real, then they move stuff using telekinesis.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htpcav/if_ghost_are_real_then_they_move_stuff_using/ (-Benjamin_Dover-)
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Transfering your apps and data to your new smartphone is the digital counterpart of an animal moulting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htpc55/transfering_your_apps_and_data_to_your_new/ ([deleted])
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There are 2 types of acquaintances: The ones that you stop walking to greet them on the street, and the ones that you don't.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htpb0a/there_are_2_types_of_acquaintances_the_ones_that/ (hopez11)
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You cut circle cakes into triangles, but square cakes into squares

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htp8wi/you_cut_circle_cakes_into_triangles_but_square/ (darkness876)
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If you think you're so different from other people, you may not have the mind to be mindful of other people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htp8ib/if_you_think_youre_so_different_from_other_people/ (captainpwncakes)
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We all technically hatched from an egg, some just internally and some externally

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htp6er/we_all_technically_hatched_from_an_egg_some_just/ (TheHolyB)
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The first ever rebooted movie was a revolutionary idea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htp5d7/the_first_ever_rebooted_movie_was_a_revolutionary/ (Darkshadow1819)
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Our upper teeth are always defying gravity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htp57c/our_upper_teeth_are_always_defying_gravity/ (Alastiana)
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The true message of Jurassic Park is “Don’t piss off your IT person”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htp4zy/the_true_message_of_jurassic_park_is_dont_piss/ (0st7und)
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York Mints are the McDonald's Sprite of mints

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htp2rr/york_mints_are_the_mcdonalds_sprite_of_mints/ (Fire_Boi_)
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Cool and hot are used as compliments even though their meaning is complete opposite

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htp2nt/cool_and_hot_are_used_as_compliments_even_though/ (kingjulianc)
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Thor in the MCU was seriously confused about the difference between lightning and thunder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htoztk/thor_in_the_mcu_was_seriously_confused_about_the/ (JeffersonComingHome)
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It's weird how when you're depressed, not doing anything feels way more exhausting than actual physical labour.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htozmg/its_weird_how_when_youre_depressed_not_doing/ (moan-oh-lis-ahh)
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It's weird how when you're depressed, not doing anything actually feels way more exhausting than actual physical labour.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htoz0v/its_weird_how_when_youre_depressed_not_doing/ ([deleted])
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Your pet's ancestors could have been owned by your ancestors thousands of years ago and you would have no idea

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htovf9/your_pets_ancestors_could_have_been_owned_by_your/ (goatnoiseboy)
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When ones mind is tethered to any particular conclusion, whether temporary or permanent, it is incapable of acknowledging something new.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htouto/when_ones_mind_is_tethered_to_any_particular/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Remember, it is a speed limit, not a speed requirement.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htou56/remember_it_is_a_speed_limit_not_a_speed/ (Bjarki56)
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Gen Z might be the last one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htosg0/gen_z_might_be_the_last_one/ (clipsracer)
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We never feel for anyone without seeking something else out of them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htos1q/we_never_feel_for_anyone_without_seeking/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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If Jupiter were an operating system, it would have too many Trojans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htoofx/if_jupiter_were_an_operating_system_it_would_have/ (Isacobs_35160_LHM)
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Hagrid's dad likes thicc women

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htons5/hagrids_dad_likes_thicc_women/ (mybustersword)
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Making a throwing a snowball is considered water bending.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htonfj/making_a_throwing_a_snowball_is_considered_water/ (polygone722)
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Your ass can create all three states of matter: gaseous, liquid and solid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hton8y/your_ass_can_create_all_three_states_of_matter/ ([deleted])
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You can be converted from one belief to another, from one dogma to another, but you cannot be converted to the understanding of reality. Belief is not reality.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hton73/you_can_be_converted_from_one_belief_to_another/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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We are further from 1990 than 1990 was from 1960.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htomqv/we_are_further_from_1990_than_1990_was_from_1960/ (AEboyeeee)
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Want people to hate you? Compare yourself to Keanu Reeves. People will literally hate you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htomox/want_people_to_hate_you_compare_yourself_to_keanu/ (grahambo66)
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Wifi and electricity can't be seen but are the most needed things in our society.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htolks/wifi_and_electricity_cant_be_seen_but_are_the/ (clairsentientbeing)
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Some poor person discovered poison ivy by touching or eating it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htol6f/some_poor_person_discovered_poison_ivy_by/ (iccculus)
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People are more likely to tell you to mind your business than to keep their business private.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htokft/people_are_more_likely_to_tell_you_to_mind_your/ (tylerss20)
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You've probably never failed a calculas test in your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htok3c/youve_probably_never_failed_a_calculas_test_in/ (ArtisticRX)
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There can be fundamental and lasting change in the world, there can be love and intelligent fulfillment, only when you wake up and begin to free yourself from the net of illusions, the many illusions which you have created about yourself through fear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htojw5/there_can_be_fundamental_and_lasting_change_in/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Lots of people like to run 5K and 10K races but pace themselves and post their splits in mile increments.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htojtk/lots_of_people_like_to_run_5k_and_10k_races_but/ (YWAK98alum)
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You never see a tall old person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htojfe/you_never_see_a_tall_old_person/ ([deleted])
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Kanye west is likely q. Just wait for the dozens of invevitable proofs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htogvj/kanye_west_is_likely_q_just_wait_for_the_dozens/ (suprem3_d4d)
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People who chant slogans made up by other groups of people have no ground to stand on when they refer to others as "Sheep".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htoftg/people_who_chant_slogans_made_up_by_other_groups/ (screwylooy666)
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People don't think anything of drinking ten pints of beer at the pub, but if you imagine drinking ten pints of water it seems like a hell of a lot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htoegz/people_dont_think_anything_of_drinking_ten_pints/ (allthekos)
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The sword was the first weapon invented for the sole purpose of killing other humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htoedy/the_sword_was_the_first_weapon_invented_for_the/ (Kold91)
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If you really think about it, you can perfectly remake the Star Wars Movies in a medieval setting...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htod38/if_you_really_think_about_it_you_can_perfectly/ (DragonMatricks)
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The most difficult part about raising a teenager is getting them to realize the difference between “Parents aren’t perfect” & “Parents have nothing to teach you.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htocnb/the_most_difficult_part_about_raising_a_teenager/ (404_username_unknown)
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Moms thinking you can pause online videogames is perhaps the greatest misunderstanding of modern times

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htoa8w/moms_thinking_you_can_pause_online_videogames_is/ (lexsan82)
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Theodore Roosevelt was basically a real life Ron Swanson.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hto9ar/theodore_roosevelt_was_basically_a_real_life_ron/ (The_wolf2014)
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People are too worried about taking pictures to savor the moment, when in doing so, they are actively missing the moment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hto99k/people_are_too_worried_about_taking_pictures_to/ (donttreadonme171)
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FIFA 2021 by EA will have to have players playing in empty stadiums and you would only be able to play for half the season

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hto951/fifa_2021_by_ea_will_have_to_have_players_playing/ (hishon01)
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An nba player could wear heelies and never have to dribble again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hto8zs/an_nba_player_could_wear_heelies_and_never_have/ (nilloc00)
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If you really think about it, you can import the Star Wars Movies into a medieval setting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hto8e1/if_you_really_think_about_it_you_can_import_the/ ([deleted])
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People always talk about The Simpsons predicting the future, but never Futurama.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hto88z/people_always_talk_about_the_simpsons_predicting/ (KinglyPeasant)
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If everyone is the protagonist in their lives, then even the people you hate are protagonist in some way

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hto7u6/if_everyone_is_the_protagonist_in_their_lives/ (MrJoestar42069)
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Comment sections are a graveyard for thoughts. People come in, share their thoughts of the moment, and then leave forever, but their thoughts remain even after they're long gone. In the far future, these thoughts will still be here.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hto7s7/comment_sections_are_a_graveyard_for_thoughts/ (semen_chapstick)
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Airsoft is the LARP version of being in the Military.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hto4zo/airsoft_is_the_larp_version_of_being_in_the/ (skelaten)
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When you walk through a grass field you are unintentionally trampling hundreds of living beings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hto3a7/when_you_walk_through_a_grass_field_you_are/ (ThatMemingGem347)
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Fear in life is cyclical. Infants fear nothing, toddlers fear everything. Teenagers fear nothing. Adults fear everything. Old people don’t give a fuck.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hto37c/fear_in_life_is_cyclical_infants_fear_nothing/ (TheSixtyTwo)
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Keep in mind that between you and another person, only one will be able to assist the other's funeral.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hto0if/keep_in_mind_that_between_you_and_another_person/ (Boulette77)
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If a penguin hurt it’s foot, would it continue to waddle or would it walk normal like a human

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hto0cc/if_a_penguin_hurt_its_foot_would_it_continue_to/ (ItsSnel03)
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Physical comedy might be the oldest form form of comedy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htnznh/physical_comedy_might_be_the_oldest_form_form_of/ ([deleted])
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Salty, sour and bitter are used to describe the same kind of people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htny6d/salty_sour_and_bitter_are_used_to_describe_the/ (kite-4)
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Tasha Yar fucked a robot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htnxzq/tasha_yar_fucked_a_robot/ (trashponder)
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Your internal voice is more fluent than you will ever be

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htnxcx/your_internal_voice_is_more_fluent_than_you_will/ ([deleted])
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If you touch the mirror long enough you can feel the warmth of the person on the other side

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htnwyo/if_you_touch_the_mirror_long_enough_you_can_feel/ (L3monGuy)
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Recently, it's become a lot easier for ninjas to blend in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htnwqo/recently_its_become_a_lot_easier_for_ninjas_to/ (justadair)
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Your mom is your dad's MILF

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htnuvt/your_mom_is_your_dads_milf/ (Matoqta)
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Flip flops are literally thongs for your feet - butt floss for those toesies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htnugx/flip_flops_are_literally_thongs_for_your_feet/ (punny_lil_bunny)
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Every year everything gets slightly older

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htnufp/every_year_everything_gets_slightly_older/ ([deleted])
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Without saliva, your tongue would not be able to distinguish different flavors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htnsn8/without_saliva_your_tongue_would_not_be_able_to/ (RadRedstone15)
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Seeing a woman in her underwear isn't that unusual, but seeing her underwear while she's wearing a skirt feels so much more inappropriate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htnskg/seeing_a_woman_in_her_underwear_isnt_that_unusual/ (baudinl)
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If you purposely breath more, your body starts losing oxygen because your lung is getting overworked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htnqaw/if_you_purposely_breath_more_your_body_starts/ (DJason4001)
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Before mobile phones and beepers, the threat of a lawsuit, electrocution or death from being super soaked was significantly less prevalent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htnp9c/before_mobile_phones_and_beepers_the_threat_of_a/ (rocklandweb)
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One of the rarest human superpowers is the ability to distinguish between what you feel and what is true.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htnkm8/one_of_the_rarest_human_superpowers_is_the/ (i_harry)
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Bees are the biggest simps in the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htnj57/bees_are_the_biggest_simps_in_the_world/ (Gasyournan)
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Growing up is having the right batteries when you need them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htnirt/growing_up_is_having_the_right_batteries_when_you/ (jmmccann)
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Subway pole dancing is 3D breakdancing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htnd9o/subway_pole_dancing_is_3d_breakdancing/ (xanc17)
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You probably think of your past self dumber than your future self, but your future self will become your past self.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htnbs9/you_probably_think_of_your_past_self_dumber_than/ (AGroupofThisIsCalled)
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It’s not breaking and entering if you enter and break.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htnbjf/its_not_breaking_and_entering_if_you_enter_and/ (i-yeetus-that-fetus)
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The right-side-up of a digestive biscuit is the wrong-side-up of a chocolate digestive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htnb6n/the_rightsideup_of_a_digestive_biscuit_is_the/ (alfiestoppani)
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Buildings never have emergency entrances.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htnb2w/buildings_never_have_emergency_entrances/ (MinFootspace)
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If you put yellow colorant in the water you could simulate a golden shower

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htna59/if_you_put_yellow_colorant_in_the_water_you_could/ (RodnyrUwU)
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It's not until you have an argument with yourself and lose, that you realize you need help.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htna2w/its_not_until_you_have_an_argument_with_yourself/ ([deleted])
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Nowadays we only make bonfires when we don't need them for warmth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htn9uu/nowadays_we_only_make_bonfires_when_we_dont_need/ (stormbeer)
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It is an absolute skill being able to eat a Klondike bar and NOT have a piece of the chocolate shell fall onto the ground or into your lap

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htn79g/it_is_an_absolute_skill_being_able_to_eat_a/ (IPureLegacyI)
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There’s a good chance that more people who have a randomly generated password get compromised than people who make their password “password”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htn6db/theres_a_good_chance_that_more_people_who_have_a/ ([deleted])
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Dental hygienists must be amazing at trimming stray hairs when looking in a mirror.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htn3sz/dental_hygienists_must_be_amazing_at_trimming/ (BigRedHair92)
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In the movie "the quiet place" there are probably lots of people who died because they farted

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htn21s/in_the_movie_the_quiet_place_there_are_probably/ (ForcedByFriends)
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Women complain about breast size science: silicon. Men complain about dick size science: understandable have a nice day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htn1nr/women_complain_about_breast_size_science_silicon/ (marlboroligth)
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Ikea is bascially Legos for adults, but cheaper quality

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htn02b/ikea_is_bascially_legos_for_adults_but_cheaper/ (Kaythar)
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Every movie based on real events is part of the same (and the largest) shared movie universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htmzb7/every_movie_based_on_real_events_is_part_of_the/ (AdvancedForestry)
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Scientists just move the doomsday clock whenever they figure that everyone needs an “Uh oh” moment it’s a big social experience

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htmxq8/scientists_just_move_the_doomsday_clock_whenever/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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The earth gets lighter every year due to space travel and satellites.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htmxg8/the_earth_gets_lighter_every_year_due_to_space/ ([deleted])
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Rick rolling has made us more careful with clicking on links than anything else

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htmx3w/rick_rolling_has_made_us_more_careful_with/ (HugoSaxen)
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Hair would 1000x creepier if it was the same color as your skin

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htmveb/hair_would_1000x_creepier_if_it_was_the_same/ (Blishter64)
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Setting more than one alarm is not trusting your own future self.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htmvau/setting_more_than_one_alarm_is_not_trusting_your/ (256Moin256)
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The internet was beautiful because it was a place for everyone to share thoughts and ideas until algorithms

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htmv0t/the_internet_was_beautiful_because_it_was_a_place/ (pleasedontbanme123)
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"Alt+f4" could become a robot slur as it would suggest dying or shutting up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htmu9d/altf4_could_become_a_robot_slur_as_it_would/ (theantperson)
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Most people who rickroll don’t even know the lyrics to the song

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htmsb9/most_people_who_rickroll_dont_even_know_the/ (jack_campbell00)
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Saying don't trust everyone online while being online creates a paradox

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htmrxf/saying_dont_trust_everyone_online_while_being/ ([deleted])
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The hospital is the only place you leave without entering

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htmr1o/the_hospital_is_the_only_place_you_leave_without/ (atomo-co2)
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If you touch a mirror for long enough you can start to feel the heat from the person on the other side

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htmpbo/if_you_touch_a_mirror_for_long_enough_you_can/ (randomguyfromafrica)
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Fire on a screen still gives off heat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htmnb0/fire_on_a_screen_still_gives_off_heat/ (Ghostinction)
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Museums in the future will be way better because of modern preservation methods. Imagine seeing something from 300 years ago exactly how it was back then

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htmmci/museums_in_the_future_will_be_way_better_because/ (DenphPosts)
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There comes an age where it’s no longer appropriate to ask someone’s age as a friendly get to know you question

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htmgad/there_comes_an_age_where_its_no_longer/ (blublablublu)
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Though penguins are cute to us, other birds could see them as a body horror

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htmf3j/though_penguins_are_cute_to_us_other_birds_could/ ([deleted])
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Usually people barely sleep at ‘sleep’overs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htmeq4/usually_people_barely_sleep_at_sleepovers/ (bsha312)
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in zero G,you can eat a piece of bread with filling on both sides.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htmdsm/in_zero_gyou_can_eat_a_piece_of_bread_with/ (Breeze_in_the_Trees)
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Frozen is based off the Snow Queen, by Hans Chrìstian Anderson. Four major characters in Frozen are Hans, Kristoff, Anna, and Sven.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htmbxu/frozen_is_based_off_the_snow_queen_by_hans/ (GregorianChant007)
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In an era of free porn, young people are having less sex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htmbqs/in_an_era_of_free_porn_young_people_are_having/ (nemo69_1999)
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We're spending collective hours solving CAPTCHAs and training self-driving cars that most of us will never afford.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htmb7d/were_spending_collective_hours_solving_captchas/ ([deleted])
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We never actually listen to what somebody else is saying. We are always translating what others are saying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htm8z0/we_never_actually_listen_to_what_somebody_else_is/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Clouds weigh millions of pounds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htm6qx/clouds_weigh_millions_of_pounds/ (arjo_reich)
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By saying "pink lemonade" we are giving pink a flavor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htm5qw/by_saying_pink_lemonade_we_are_giving_pink_a/ (xxurmumxx75)
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Mint is the only food that isn't disgusting when smelled on someone else's breath.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htm3r0/mint_is_the_only_food_that_isnt_disgusting_when/ (ManyaraImpala)
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The coconut pirates in Moana are probably the greatest villains in written or filmed history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htm1sw/the_coconut_pirates_in_moana_are_probably_the/ (unclefishbits)
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Mermaids are a great crowd pleaser when entertaining pescatarians and cannibals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htm1fx/mermaids_are_a_great_crowd_pleaser_when/ (skulltvhat)
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Social Media helps so many people realise that their daily struggles aren't that rare

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htm169/social_media_helps_so_many_people_realise_that/ (_socialite)
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Tractors and Wheelchairs share similar designs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htlz1c/tractors_and_wheelchairs_share_similar_designs/ (yinyangspinnythang)
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I'm tired of alligators having so much confidence as an apex predator when humans have nuclear weapons. Know your place alligators, know your place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htlyvs/im_tired_of_alligators_having_so_much_confidence/ (kulltsb)
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People appreciate imaginary Italian plumbers more than real ones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htlykj/people_appreciate_imaginary_italian_plumbers_more/ (Fivewater)
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Most of these thoughts were never even thought of in a shower

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htlxrs/most_of_these_thoughts_were_never_even_thought_of/ (AJ1043)
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A window is the hole in the wall, not the glass.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htlxpn/a_window_is_the_hole_in_the_wall_not_the_glass/ ([deleted])
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If you eat out frequently in LA, chances are you were waited on by the next big Hollywood star.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htlxby/if_you_eat_out_frequently_in_la_chances_are_you/ (alburrito1)
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Almost all human holidays are anniversaries of past events.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htlu6a/almost_all_human_holidays_are_anniversaries_of/ (Mryoung04)
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If you show someone your genital, it isn’t a private part anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htlu33/if_you_show_someone_your_genital_it_isnt_a/ (bbddbbdnsnsn)
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Shopping sales is considered chic, but shopping coupons is considered cheap

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htlt2k/shopping_sales_is_considered_chic_but_shopping/ (thxxx1337)
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Slug bug drivers probably think the world is such an abusive place when they drive around.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htlr1o/slug_bug_drivers_probably_think_the_world_is_such/ (Trapasuarus)
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Socks are protection against shoes which are protection against the ground which are protection against the many layers of the Earth. So really shoes and socks are middlemen against the core of the Earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htlpld/socks_are_protection_against_shoes_which_are/ (R-SLASH-M)
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There is less stuff in a glass filled with water than a glass without water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htlopg/there_is_less_stuff_in_a_glass_filled_with_water/ ([deleted])
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Batman would need 2 face coverings since his cowl doesn't cover the lower section

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htlohb/batman_would_need_2_face_coverings_since_his_cowl/ ([deleted])
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Socks are protection against shoes which are protection against the ground which are protection against the many layers of the Earth. So really shoes and socks are middlemen against the core of the Earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htlmla/socks_are_protection_against_shoes_which_are/ ([deleted])
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Each day someone takes the worlds biggest shit without knowing it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htllpj/each_day_someone_takes_the_worlds_biggest_shit/ (AJ1043)
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If you put on a finger-ring, you're fingering a finger-ring.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htllod/if_you_put_on_a_fingerring_youre_fingering_a/ (Hardyminardi)
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Party chat has become the new locker room talk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htlkr4/party_chat_has_become_the_new_locker_room_talk/ (george-georges)
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Nothing in the universe has ever touched, including you and everything you interact with in life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htlj8s/nothing_in_the_universe_has_ever_touched/ ([deleted])
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A horn at the back of your car so you can yell at people behind you too

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htli8e/a_horn_at_the_back_of_your_car_so_you_can_yell_at/ (princeofphatz)
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If you speak Xhosa or another click language, whispering privately is a pain in the ass.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htlhvg/if_you_speak_xhosa_or_another_click_language/ ([deleted])
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The spelling of the letter W starts with a D

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htlhlk/the_spelling_of_the_letter_w_starts_with_a_d/ (originalpersonplace)
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It's weird to think your parents are not biologicaly related.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htlgrv/its_weird_to_think_your_parents_are_not/ (Donktlon)
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There's a pretty good chance that you will be old (50+) for the majority of your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htlg9t/theres_a_pretty_good_chance_that_you_will_be_old/ (Buihelgason)
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Antarctica is the most technologically and educationally advanced continent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htlf1e/antarctica_is_the_most_technologically_and/ (iamapersonmf)
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It's crazy to think that no one has ever been in an empty room.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htlc0v/its_crazy_to_think_that_no_one_has_ever_been_in/ ([deleted])
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The 'Happy Birthday' song is sung one day a year on your birthday, every year that is except for the day of your actual birth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htla5z/the_happy_birthday_song_is_sung_one_day_a_year_on/ (theyklledkenny)
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Group projects don't teach you how to work with others, they teach you patience and how to deal with morons.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htl8rz/group_projects_dont_teach_you_how_to_work_with/ ([deleted])
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The chances of a baby standing up and doing the Gangnam Style as soon as it’s born is low but never zero.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htl7yt/the_chances_of_a_baby_standing_up_and_doing_the/ (GoD_Hyper)
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According to the Bering Land Bridge Theory all southerners were originally carpetbaggers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htl7x6/according_to_the_bering_land_bridge_theory_all/ (metaparesthetic)
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Saying two things don't compare is comparing them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htl7es/saying_two_things_dont_compare_is_comparing_them/ (CJGamr01)
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Human beings are the only species constantly worried about if we smell horrible or not to others.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htl5qw/human_beings_are_the_only_species_constantly/ (clairsentientbeing)
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At some point during their life everyone has seen Star Wars has tried using the force.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htl57g/at_some_point_during_their_life_everyone_has_seen/ (3-art)
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The word is not the thing it describes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htl3su/the_word_is_not_the_thing_it_describes/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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If you're accompanied by a dog it's perfectly acceptable to be walking down the street with a piece of shit in a plastic bag. Do it without a dog and suddenly you're a weirdo.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htl1or/if_youre_accompanied_by_a_dog_its_perfectly/ (n-x)
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If we can rest in peace we can live in peace.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htkzoq/if_we_can_rest_in_peace_we_can_live_in_peace/ (sn2703)
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"Cape Horn" sounds almost exactly like "Gay Porn"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htkz46/cape_horn_sounds_almost_exactly_like_gay_porn/ ([deleted])
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The music in Halo and the music in Doom speak a lot about the character you play as.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htkxzj/the_music_in_halo_and_the_music_in_doom_speak_a/ (p-sychi)
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Birth marks and scars are low-key tattoos printed by your body

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htkxsm/birth_marks_and_scars_are_lowkey_tattoos_printed/ (Antboi420)
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Anybody can create wind not everybody can create electricity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htkwjr/anybody_can_create_wind_not_everybody_can_create/ (Seedpound)
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College schoolbooks are obviously arbitrarily high

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htksan/college_schoolbooks_are_obviously_arbitrarily_high/ (FlameeDearFlamee)
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In a span of a year, you experience three ages

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htkrdp/in_a_span_of_a_year_you_experience_three_ages/ (omgtaryn786)
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Opposite Day is a paradox, because the opposite of Opposite Day is a normal day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htkra8/opposite_day_is_a_paradox_because_the_opposite_of/ (IOnlyLikeSpaghetti)
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Maybe babies cry because existing is insanely painful, but we eventually adjust to the pain and stop feeling it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htkqy6/maybe_babies_cry_because_existing_is_insanely/ (Buihelgason)
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The highest award a show or a movie can get is being quoted or referenced in another movie or show...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htkp1h/the_highest_award_a_show_or_a_movie_can_get_is/ (SuperShaun1603)
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Once you put a song as your morning alarm, no matter how much you liked it before, you're eventually going to hate it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htkoi6/once_you_put_a_song_as_your_morning_alarm_no/ (Indian_Here)
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Technically speaking, anyone who is alive has one a Battle Royal at least once in their life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htko84/technically_speaking_anyone_who_is_alive_has_one/ (flyingdonkeydong69)
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You have probably played with someone online that will do something terrible in the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htkmfa/you_have_probably_played_with_someone_online_that/ (the-ding-dong-man)
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All the energy on earth was once solar.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htkjlr/all_the_energy_on_earth_was_once_solar/ (ruutuser)
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The sentence 'don't believe everything you see online' is the same backwards and forwards

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htkiru/the_sentence_dont_believe_everything_you_see/ (PsychedelicPistachio)
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For the rest of the A-Team, they were drugging a friend who was afraid of flying. From B.A.'s point of view, he was fast travelling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htkg3j/for_the_rest_of_the_ateam_they_were_drugging_a/ (3Dhendo)
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Leading troubled youth towards pirated operating systems is a perfect tool to track potential issues in societt before they arise

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htkfrx/leading_troubled_youth_towards_pirated_operating/ (ValidatingUsername)
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Not chewing our food all the way is a missed opportunity for prolonging the delicious experience

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htkf65/not_chewing_our_food_all_the_way_is_a_missed/ (IlluminatedKnight)
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You don’t even notice painkillers are working for mild ailments. They just...go away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htkdxs/you_dont_even_notice_painkillers_are_working_for/ ([deleted])
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“Skyscraper” is a way more metal word than people give it credit for

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htkc8r/skyscraper_is_a_way_more_metal_word_than_people/ (Tow_The_Line_000)
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Maybe the whole point of why we live to approx 80 years is that is how long it would take to tour the whole earth at least once and almost everyone fails to do that

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htkc7h/maybe_the_whole_point_of_why_we_live_to_approx_80/ (kinkychow)
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The first people to milk cows were probably inspired by women

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htk80c/the_first_people_to_milk_cows_were_probably/ (llama_in_space)
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Checks for Animal handling cats are always at disadvantage, for dogs always with advantage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htk7a8/checks_for_animal_handling_cats_are_always_at/ (koomGER)
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Come on people either represents disappointment or is very sexual

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htk5hw/come_on_people_either_represents_disappointment/ ([deleted])
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If you follow orders from one person you are a servant, but if you follow orders from a million people you are a king.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htk5er/if_you_follow_orders_from_one_person_you_are_a/ (Sk123_9000)
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If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world would remain the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htk3m0/if_you_kill_a_killer_the_number_of_killers_in_the/ (kaybug2781)
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Rendering more fires than your GPU can handle actually sets your PC on fire

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htk1td/rendering_more_fires_than_your_gpu_can_handle/ (migviola)
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Peppermint liqueur looks like wildfire from Game Of Thrones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htk1t2/peppermint_liqueur_looks_like_wildfire_from_game/ (Phyliinx)
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The earth has more people named Neil than it has unique cities, countries, and continents combined.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htk1np/the_earth_has_more_people_named_neil_than_it_has/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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More than one glass of Glue isn’t good for you to eat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htjx7t/more_than_one_glass_of_glue_isnt_good_for_you_to/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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Ever wonder if the universe known to humankind is operated by something much bigger and we’re just organisms living in its terrarium

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htjwba/ever_wonder_if_the_universe_known_to_humankind_is/ (friedchicken4health)
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Compared to our ancestors circa 200K years ago our languages and avenues for expression have grown exponentially, though there's no evidence to suggest we're any better at better at expressing what we need to, when we need to, to who we need to, quite the opposite really.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htju5b/compared_to_our_ancestors_circa_200k_years_ago/ (Dogalicious)
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We’ve probably turned entire ancient villages into gasoline.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htjtt1/weve_probably_turned_entire_ancient_villages_into/ (PinkSpartan226)
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If you are running away from something, you’re chasing it the long way round.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htjtem/if_you_are_running_away_from_something_youre/ (MrStealYourWill2Live)
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Schizophrenia is a dream dlc

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htjrtv/schizophrenia_is_a_dream_dlc/ (flayniii)
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Since waiters have to wear f‌‌ace m‌‌asks, having a "smiling" eyes raises their chances get tipped more.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htjrm6/since_waiters_have_to_wear_face_masks_having_a/ (vpetrychuk)
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Because the world has so many people in it, no one has ever experienced anything that somebody else hasn't already experienced

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htjq37/because_the_world_has_so_many_people_in_it_no_one/ (karna852)
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A two dimensional world couldn’t have many of the things that are possible in 3D, but it can have some things that are impossible in 3D, like objects with only 3 sides

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htjp90/a_two_dimensional_world_couldnt_have_many_of_the/ (Postgres_Malone)
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Saying "I'm just saying" after having said something offensive doesn't lessen the impact of the statement at all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htjosl/saying_im_just_saying_after_having_said_something/ ([deleted])
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People pay a lot of money to advertise the company they bought the clothes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htjmot/people_pay_a_lot_of_money_to_advertise_the/ (_Samii_)
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Vanilla Ice liked Queen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htjlal/vanilla_ice_liked_queen/ (powerscunner)
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Bollywood movies are the Nintendo games of cinema.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htjhoc/bollywood_movies_are_the_nintendo_games_of_cinema/ (mastaxanthor)
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Animation companies are a bunch of different artists working together.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htjh2x/animation_companies_are_a_bunch_of_different/ ([deleted])
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Hot air rises, yet the higher you go the colder it gets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htjgrv/hot_air_rises_yet_the_higher_you_go_the_colder_it/ (SleepyItsNotSafeHere)
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Water is the healthiest drug you can overdose on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htjflj/water_is_the_healthiest_drug_you_can_overdose_on/ (Durbler)
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Not a single human being, from the dawn of man until just recently had drank a diet monster energy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htjdfz/not_a_single_human_being_from_the_dawn_of_man/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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Fruit has bigger belly buttons then you do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htjaru/fruit_has_bigger_belly_buttons_then_you_do/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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A 100% chance of something happening is not a chance. It’s a guarantee.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htjalx/a_100_chance_of_something_happening_is_not_a/ (jjungwirth2)
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Nobody ever sends unsolicited boob pics

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htj92l/nobody_ever_sends_unsolicited_boob_pics/ (jomtienislife)
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You can get a fatal brain aneurysm at any moment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htj785/you_can_get_a_fatal_brain_aneurysm_at_any_moment/ ([deleted])
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Your favourite song sounds perfect in every way, until someone else wants to listen to it with you, when you can't help but pick up on everything less-than-perfect about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htj702/your_favourite_song_sounds_perfect_in_every_way/ ([deleted])
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If dehydration caused vagina/dicklips to crack like the regular lips, everybody would stay hydrated.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htj6gs/if_dehydration_caused_vaginadicklips_to_crack/ (HysteresisSC)
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Your parents may annoy you in order for you to want to go to school.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htgoqe/your_parents_may_annoy_you_in_order_for_you_to/ (gg2PRO)
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The sound of cicadas somehow makes the temperature feel hotter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htg5z0/the_sound_of_cicadas_somehow_makes_the/ (Magic_MrMistoffelees)
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If you try to fail and succeed, you have successfully failed and failed successfully.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htegnr/if_you_try_to_fail_and_succeed_you_have/ (Pratik007789)
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Movies based on books are a visual TL;DR

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htd4lc/movies_based_on_books_are_a_visual_tldr/ (Synameh)
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We have no way of knowing if we've used the same fork at a restaurant more than once.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htcx2a/we_have_no_way_of_knowing_if_weve_used_the_same/ (Metamfiesi)
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Adults wish they could be kids again, yet most kids can't wait until they become adults

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/htay99/adults_wish_they_could_be_kids_again_yet_most/ (SamDaMan1545)
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The Older a picture is of you the Younger you are in the picture

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ht9etu/the_older_a_picture_is_of_you_the_younger_you_are/ (KeroseneAndFire)
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The universal slogan for sandbox games is "add another zero".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ht8bds/the_universal_slogan_for_sandbox_games_is_add/ (RobertGBradley)
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Jack and the beanstalk would have been a lot more horrifying if he ate the beans like sunflower seeds...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ht5o2l/jack_and_the_beanstalk_would_have_been_a_lot_more/ (colorretarded)
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In just a few years we’ve gone from “it can’t happen here” to “it’s happening here”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ht4tct/in_just_a_few_years_weve_gone_from_it_cant_happen/ (JonSolo1)
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Water is the most harmless/dangerous element ever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ht4fhm/water_is_the_most_harmlessdangerous_element_ever/ (sleepzilla23)
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People probably pay more attention to your zoom background than your outfit in the camera

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ht3zvl/people_probably_pay_more_attention_to_your_zoom/ (theologically)
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Ad logic is very similar to porn logic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ht3id4/ad_logic_is_very_similar_to_porn_logic/ (whyapplespls)
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Technology will imprison our hedonism, self destructive nihilism will be the only way to escape.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ht2saz/technology_will_imprison_our_hedonism_self/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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The saying “life is short” encourages people to behave in a way that makes it even shorter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ht2jw6/the_saying_life_is_short_encourages_people_to/ (Guesthy)
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You can get bubblegum flavoured drinks and sweets, but not bubblegum flavoured bubblegum - bubblegum flavoured things are actually the flavour of half-chewed bubblegum once the flavour's worn away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ht1znb/you_can_get_bubblegum_flavoured_drinks_and_sweets/ (JEZTURNER)
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The lower one's IQ is the less likely it is they can count up to it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ht1yei/the_lower_ones_iq_is_the_less_likely_it_is_they/ (gigglefarting)
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Since Money is printed from paper and paper comes from trees, technically, money does grow on trees

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ht1aw7/since_money_is_printed_from_paper_and_paper_comes/ (ForeverKarlMalone)
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Sneeze cannot be faked at all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ht0igt/sneeze_cannot_be_faked_at_all/ (ddizbadatd24)
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There's probably a lot of money stuck in donation loops of people supporting each other on Patreon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ht06of/theres_probably_a_lot_of_money_stuck_in_donation/ (teodzero)
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From Toto's perspective Oz didn't look any different than Kansas

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hsx7c3/from_totos_perspective_oz_didnt_look_any/ (GodMonster)
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People who work at the Pokémon card factory can get any card they want

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hsw9j5/people_who_work_at_the_pokémon_card_factory_can/ (TheOGburnzombie)
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The word "um" is the most useless but highly used word in the English language.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hsvx3v/the_word_um_is_the_most_useless_but_highly_used/ (kcfandom)
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You feel worse running on low sleep than no sleep at all

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hsuwu2/you_feel_worse_running_on_low_sleep_than_no_sleep/ (Herobrine456)
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The sun is at the very bottom of the food chain

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hsrc29/the_sun_is_at_the_very_bottom_of_the_food_chain/ (Ripuru-kun)
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It is not possible to give a dog a wedgie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hsnldf/it_is_not_possible_to_give_a_dog_a_wedgie/ (jaffycake)
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There’s something satisfying about taking off a bloody band-aid, because you know you didn’t waste a band-aid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hsnazn/theres_something_satisfying_about_taking_off_a/ (ChickenBob323)
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We'd be in much better shape if we ran everywhere like we do in video games.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hsmadr/wed_be_in_much_better_shape_if_we_ran_everywhere/ (imspike)
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You wouldn't walk around with your dick hanging out of your pants, don't walk around with your nose hanging out of your mask, lest we start calling you dick nose.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hslu6m/you_wouldnt_walk_around_with_your_dick_hanging/ (Shmeein)
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We're used to doing a lot of things incorrectly because of the physical limitations we had as kids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hsk4ib/were_used_to_doing_a_lot_of_things_incorrectly/ (Yazeed666)
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The letter u rhymes with the letter w But the letter w doesn't sound like 2 v's

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hsj1ck/the_letter_u_rhymes_with_the_letter_w_but_the/ (Bobpool82)
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Just think how much power we could produce if we could harness the energy devoted to masturbation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hsh2xr/just_think_how_much_power_we_could_produce_if_we/ (DonKeedick)
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We'd probably all be better drivers if we had a third person perspective like in video games

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hsgecp/wed_probably_all_be_better_drivers_if_we_had_a/ (Logan_Holmes)
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Driving with your knee is the extreme version of riding a bike with no hands.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hsfidf/driving_with_your_knee_is_the_extreme_version_of/ (brock_seiler7)
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Murals are cities’ tattoos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hsescd/murals_are_cities_tattoos/ (marpi)
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Knowing one's hours worked for their possessions can really put their spending habits into perspective.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hsc3c0/knowing_ones_hours_worked_for_their_possessions/ (theantperson)
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If someone marketed face coverings to deflect 5G, they’d probably become rich in addition to improving public health

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hs8n36/if_someone_marketed_face_coverings_to_deflect_5g/ (sconniedrumz)
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Smiling is laughing on mute

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hs852q/smiling_is_laughing_on_mute/ (hopez11)
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macaroons look just like pretty patties

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hs79oc/macaroons_look_just_like_pretty_patties/ (m-e-d-i-o-g-r-e)
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Women's pocket a proposal to their butt size

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hs6be0/womens_pocket_a_proposal_to_their_butt_size/ (not_called_bob)
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When you give someone a piggy back ride, you are technically carrying a bookbag fill of guys.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hs5jh0/when_you_give_someone_a_piggy_back_ride_you_are/ (coolplate)
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People who can do voice and sound impressions basically just have a built in sound board

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hs5f7r/people_who_can_do_voice_and_sound_impressions/ (Craramy)
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The only part of yourself you can lick on a mirror is your tongue

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hs2lts/the_only_part_of_yourself_you_can_lick_on_a/ (boomingburritos)
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You don’t realize the force with which you stand up until you bang your skull against something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hs2jfl/you_dont_realize_the_force_with_which_you_stand/ (rakmeister_12)
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Everyone who has ever lived is still physically present in some way, somewhere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hs22u8/everyone_who_has_ever_lived_is_still_physically/ (mysticpolka)
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The fear of being bad at something that you've never done before is probably the dumbest and most common fear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hs1cvg/the_fear_of_being_bad_at_something_that_youve/ (RedsRearDelt)
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It's really surprising that none of the thousands of teenage boys in Hogwarts used "Engorgio" for penis enlargement.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hs0fbn/its_really_surprising_that_none_of_the_thousands/ (humanbeingnumber1)
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If human animal hybrids are a successful experiment, there’s a chance they’ll look like the animals from the Cats movie, rather than anime catgirls.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrzq0o/if_human_animal_hybrids_are_a_successful/ (Fro-Ro)
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It’s really hard to imagine a bird without a beak until you see one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrz3vw/its_really_hard_to_imagine_a_bird_without_a_beak/ (infinity-69420)
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No other part of your bodies skin is made out of the same skin as the skin that is on your lips.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hryhpu/no_other_part_of_your_bodies_skin_is_made_out_of/ (clappedgamer69)
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If aliens did discover Earth, they'd probably refer to us as "that planet with the whales".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrxq93/if_aliens_did_discover_earth_theyd_probably_refer/ (yugung)
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Finding a child's lone shoe near a trail in the woods is both cute and unnerving.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrxnaa/finding_a_childs_lone_shoe_near_a_trail_in_the/ (Shlein)
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Most sea creatures don't know humans exist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrvfpz/most_sea_creatures_dont_know_humans_exist/ (NiceGuyPewdipie)
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If we lived in a multiverse, that means thousands of versions of ourselves have died already. It could be the shitty version we live in is the only one in which we survive. And every time we die we switch to a more shitty one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrvf7f/if_we_lived_in_a_multiverse_that_means_thousands/ (FeelingDesigner)
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A dog that poops, takes a few steps, then poops again has essentially performed the canine version of a courtesy flush.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrvchv/a_dog_that_poops_takes_a_few_steps_then_poops/ (BandersnatchFrumious)
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It's interesting that turkey is not a pizza topping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrvc23/its_interesting_that_turkey_is_not_a_pizza_topping/ (Even_more_questions)
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Documentarians usually don't interact with the subjects so they don't affect the story but they have the biggest effect by telling the story and choosing how they frame it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrvbyz/documentarians_usually_dont_interact_with_the/ (JisflAlt)
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It's strange that vending machines don't put the most fragile items on the bottom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrvbvo/its_strange_that_vending_machines_dont_put_the/ (Teri-aki)
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Ice is really no different from frozen water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrv6hq/ice_is_really_no_different_from_frozen_water/ (frdesrepr)
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A consistent slight beeping noise can drive you crazy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrv5jo/a_consistent_slight_beeping_noise_can_drive_you/ (puzh_buttonz)
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If people realised that scientific journals had a T-L-D-R section (the abstract) they might be better informed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrv1yg/if_people_realised_that_scientific_journals_had_a/ (Charlieb2007)
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If we're going to save the country, we need to rename the Dunning-Kruger Effect.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrv1nd/if_were_going_to_save_the_country_we_need_to/ (perchancetodate)
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Mosquitos have zero idea that they are hated by just about every other creature in the animal kingdom

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hruz1g/mosquitos_have_zero_idea_that_they_are_hated_by/ (tcalhoon)
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All feet are exactly 1 foot long, but also most of them aren’t.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hruwx3/all_feet_are_exactly_1_foot_long_but_also_most_of/ (jralll234)
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A long straight line of lightning probably forks or bends. You just can't see it cause of your perspective and it's so far away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hruwrn/a_long_straight_line_of_lightning_probably_forks/ (LimeBikeLibrary)
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If you fuck up hard enough while typing ‟error ‟ the result could legitimately be ‟ eeeoe ‟

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hruu9k/if_you_fuck_up_hard_enough_while_typing_error_the/ (beeztreesandbreez)
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Not everything that is said is true or false

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hruo9h/not_everything_that_is_said_is_true_or_false/ (AxialGem)
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Apologizing isn't always a sign of deference but is sometimes a power-move declaration about who is capable of being the most thoughtful person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrun29/apologizing_isnt_always_a_sign_of_deference_but/ (alex_harold)
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Technology is a constant shift from specialist quality to compromised convenience.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrumvv/technology_is_a_constant_shift_from_specialist/ (TheRepeatTautology)
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A sufficient amount of luck is indistinguishable from skill

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrulym/a_sufficient_amount_of_luck_is_indistinguishable/ (adamAtBeef)
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ADHD is the only saviour for us criminals on the path towards recovery. It occasionally helps us forget the terrible monsters we are and the horrible things we might have done...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrukl1/adhd_is_the_only_saviour_for_us_criminals_on_the/ (SachiCaesar)
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The rolling wheel for volume control is slowly disappearing from our lives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hruj64/the_rolling_wheel_for_volume_control_is_slowly/ (vpetrychuk)
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There is probably some asshole hipster scientist out there analyzing data by hand and typewriting the reports.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrui8a/there_is_probably_some_asshole_hipster_scientist/ (churniglow)
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The way cereal companies market their product makes it seem like almost anything can be a part of a balanced breakfast.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrui3x/the_way_cereal_companies_market_their_product/ (puzh_buttonz)
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Because only 5% of the ocean has been explored, it’s entirely possible that there are underwater civilizations of intelligent life that we are yet to discover.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrue0o/because_only_5_of_the_ocean_has_been_explored_its/ (the-notsogrim-reaper)
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Blue whales are a paradox to dinosaurs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hruci1/blue_whales_are_a_paradox_to_dinosaurs/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Moving up a notch on your belt is admitting defeat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hruafp/moving_up_a_notch_on_your_belt_is_admitting_defeat/ (Nec-Fato)
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So much creativity has been stifled due to poor interpretation from others.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hru92f/so_much_creativity_has_been_stifled_due_to_poor/ (puzh_buttonz)
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When you are half as old as your mom, you’re at her age, when she had you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hru66w/when_you_are_half_as_old_as_your_mom_youre_at_her/ (batman-nair)
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Muffin is Cupcake in Disguise

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hru4h4/muffin_is_cupcake_in_disguise/ (lopezjessy)
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There are probably a lot of natural born lefties, who are right handed because they were taught that way

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hru3hm/there_are_probably_a_lot_of_natural_born_lefties/ (TheftNoodles)
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When looking at hair underwater, it looks dry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hru3eu/when_looking_at_hair_underwater_it_looks_dry/ (ThrowRA407)
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Whenever you watch porn, there’s a chance you and somebody else are jacking/jilling off together.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hru1is/whenever_you_watch_porn_theres_a_chance_you_and/ (Lizzie_Demon)
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The average number of boobs per person is one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hru1ee/the_average_number_of_boobs_per_person_is_one/ (matthewoke24)
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The more magicians there are, the less their tricks will work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hru1c2/the_more_magicians_there_are_the_less_their/ (BluMeeb)
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The cats of massage therapists really lucked out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hru184/the_cats_of_massage_therapists_really_lucked_out/ (the_light_of_dawn)
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The only reason we all don't have things like laser guns, laser knives, and laser lawnmowers is that people are stupid and can't be trusted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hru0n5/the_only_reason_we_all_dont_have_things_like/ (roofinruffin)
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People have probably come across a Cheeto that is in the exact shape of something that only exists in the future so they didn't realize it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrty4l/people_have_probably_come_across_a_cheeto_that_is/ (adamantcondition)
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Warner Brothers could make a lot of money if they made filtered masks in the style of Bane that comes with a built in voice changer to make your voice sound like his.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrty01/warner_brothers_could_make_a_lot_of_money_if_they/ (Quasimdo)
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The more magicians there are, the less their magic tricks will work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrtxmk/the_more_magicians_there_are_the_less_their_magic/ ([deleted])
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The more you pay at a restaurant the less food you get

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrtw4w/the_more_you_pay_at_a_restaurant_the_less_food/ (MusicGus)
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The number of movies and tv shows that would've ended sooner if a character would've been able to aim for the head with a gun or rifle is astonishing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrtvtv/the_number_of_movies_and_tv_shows_that_wouldve/ (AdamantiusTheGreat)
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Lebron James probably didn’t like the way Jason Terry‘s Dirk tasted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrts7z/lebron_james_probably_didnt_like_the_way_jason/ (anti_evil_corp)
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There's a decent likelihood that you've seen someone's face on the internet more than once, on different pictures, but didn't recognize them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrtl53/theres_a_decent_likelihood_that_youve_seen/ (aspiringvillain)
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No one's ever tasted a rainbow but we have rainbow flavored treats.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrtk4a/no_ones_ever_tasted_a_rainbow_but_we_have_rainbow/ (mehup)
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People that use multiple alarms to wake up disrupt their sleep sooner to make disrupting their sleep later, easier.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrtj83/people_that_use_multiple_alarms_to_wake_up/ (opvertex)
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All cats are super models and they know it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrthk2/all_cats_are_super_models_and_they_know_it/ (TheMaskedGeode)
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If a band cycles in a full set of new members, and plays some of their old sons, they become their own tribute band.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrtgpc/if_a_band_cycles_in_a_full_set_of_new_members_and/ (Nazamroth)
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When artificial intelligence develops more and integrates into society, “beep boop” will probably be considered a racial slur

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrtgb0/when_artificial_intelligence_develops_more_and/ (DoctorStrangeBlood)
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All computers are glorified light switches

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrtecd/all_computers_are_glorified_light_switches/ (Miniarts)
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Asking if a question is rhetorical is in itself rhetorical.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrte8s/asking_if_a_question_is_rhetorical_is_in_itself/ (randomshittinMe)
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Kim Jung Un could very well be the fattest man in all of North Korea

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrtdss/kim_jung_un_could_very_well_be_the_fattest_man_in/ (GoogleTranslateUser)
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If you had a pet parrot, and you named it Cancer, you could tell people you've had cancer for 30 years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrtbd2/if_you_had_a_pet_parrot_and_you_named_it_cancer/ (Thaijler)
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Soft boiled eggs are chicken flavored gushers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrt9i1/soft_boiled_eggs_are_chicken_flavored_gushers/ (eagleoid)
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Seeing how around 40% of males are Bisexual or homosexual, anal sex is probably more common that PiV

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrt8wl/seeing_how_around_40_of_males_are_bisexual_or/ (ReliableWithThe)
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There are emotions/feelings that some people never felt

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrt8nw/there_are_emotionsfeelings_that_some_people_never/ (TsonK)
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It's impossible for any human to ever be in an empty room

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrt8bp/its_impossible_for_any_human_to_ever_be_in_an/ (AwesomeTech10)
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We honestly waste so much power from the batteries we throw out the second we get a low battery notification

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrt7xp/we_honestly_waste_so_much_power_from_the/ (coopdog900)
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It must be very hard if not impossible to learn Braille online

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrt7mw/it_must_be_very_hard_if_not_impossible_to_learn/ (Ekubkub)
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If drinking and driving it's against the law then bars shouldn't have parking lots

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrt7lp/if_drinking_and_driving_its_against_the_law_then/ ([deleted])
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Ironic that Monopoly board games can only be made and produced by one company.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrt635/ironic_that_monopoly_board_games_can_only_be_made/ (StandupVG)
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Reality does not care about our expectations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrt0sn/reality_does_not_care_about_our_expectations/ (roastedtoperfection)
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Jail isn’t a punishment for breaking the law, it’s a punishment for getting caught.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrt0nq/jail_isnt_a_punishment_for_breaking_the_law_its_a/ (BigBrainMan1)
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Everyone has a unique sound they make when walking up or down stairs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrt0id/everyone_has_a_unique_sound_they_make_when/ (SRV-Texas-Flood)
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Toasters are rude. I’d be nice if they came with a count down and popped out really gently.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrt0cx/toasters_are_rude_id_be_nice_if_they_came_with_a/ (danolovescomedy)
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Cats must think we’re really unhygienic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrswa8/cats_must_think_were_really_unhygienic/ (KuKooKlan)
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Swiss chocolate and Swiss cheese are well known for being good. Maybe it's just the milk that's special in Switzerland.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrsw4j/swiss_chocolate_and_swiss_cheese_are_well_known/ (AljazTheMan)
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death is near by.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrsumb/death_is_near_by/ (DangerousDeveloper)
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Both concrete and glass are mostly made out of sand which makes skyscrapers just really tall sandcastles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrst6p/both_concrete_and_glass_are_mostly_made_out_of/ (_MadPsycho_)
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A shopping list is message from your past-you to your future-you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrsq9y/a_shopping_list_is_message_from_your_pastyou_to/ (trojien)
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In portal 2, if you put one portal in a warm room and one in a cold room what would the temperature of the portal be

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrsosp/in_portal_2_if_you_put_one_portal_in_a_warm_room/ (thenutmaster27)
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The most elusive UPS drivers were probably ding-dong-ditch pros growing up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrsorq/the_most_elusive_ups_drivers_were_probably/ (ErrorReport404)
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There's lots of advice out there on how to change other people's minds, but almost nothing out there on how to change your own

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrsnqr/theres_lots_of_advice_out_there_on_how_to_change/ (PM_Me_Your_Betrayal)
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We can't blast other companies for the fake gay or black logo when ours does the same

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrsije/we_cant_blast_other_companies_for_the_fake_gay_or/ (nimitz12)
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We're all being filmed by History

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrsi0c/were_all_being_filmed_by_history/ (dukerustfield)
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If a fence has one hole in it, it defeats the whole purpose of a fence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrsh8c/if_a_fence_has_one_hole_in_it_it_defeats_the/ (cbaxal)
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When we were kids we thought bedbugs were funny and not real, as adults we are terrified of them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrsg7j/when_we_were_kids_we_thought_bedbugs_were_funny/ (ResidentRunner1)
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If you're full of awe it's awful, but if you've only got some awe it's awesome

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrsg2n/if_youre_full_of_awe_its_awful_but_if_youve_only/ (Spagdidly)
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All animals live under degrees of human totalitarianism.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrsfuq/all_animals_live_under_degrees_of_human/ (xanc17)
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The only way to "catch your breath" is to stop running after it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrsdqk/the_only_way_to_catch_your_breath_is_to_stop/ (EGM42)
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A portion of people get depressed because they assume the default of life is peace and happiness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrsbnq/a_portion_of_people_get_depressed_because_they/ (bornfromdust)
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Having a groundbreaking thought, congratulating your innovation, telling yourself it’s too spectacular to forget so you wouldn’t even dream of writing it down... oops.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrsayp/having_a_groundbreaking_thought_congratulating/ (FoodLuff)
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I'd rather be smart than beautiful.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrsa9b/id_rather_be_smart_than_beautiful/ (shankroidbeast)
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Workers have four speeds slow, normal, fast and OOHHH FUCK the boss is here!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrs9u3/workers_have_four_speeds_slow_normal_fast_and/ (tooLateToDoAnything)
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Older generations often complain about millenials and gen Zers having it easy, yet, can't stand wearing a face mask while in public like most of them do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrs91a/older_generations_often_complain_about_millenials/ (francescomagn02)
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There will be more football played in FIFA21 than it was in the real life season.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrs6np/there_will_be_more_football_played_in_fifa21_than/ (TheSerpentPrince369)
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“A” can be a Letter and a Word

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrs5g0/a_can_be_a_letter_and_a_word/ (bonzai100)
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The average numbers of hand per person is less than two

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrs50c/the_average_numbers_of_hand_per_person_is_less/ (ABoiFromTheSky)
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A fist forward in the air shows you fight for equality, extending your four fingers out from the same position transforms you into a Nazi.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrs4ye/a_fist_forward_in_the_air_shows_you_fight_for/ (mccarthybergeron)
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The technology for video games is always behind because they needed the technology three years before the game releases in order to start making it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrs4kz/the_technology_for_video_games_is_always_behind/ (kadebo42)
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There's nothing worse than disappointing someone who is clearly excited for something no matter how stupid the person is behaving or no matter how bored/pissed you are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrs3oc/theres_nothing_worse_than_disappointing_someone/ (SweatyPlace)
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There is a possibility that we might have already died without realising it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrs21i/there_is_a_possibility_that_we_might_have_already/ (gcnHNYqvzB637fYQvQDt)
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If you eat any type of fruit with seeds in it, regardless if you eat the actual seed, you are slaughtering baby fruit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrryvl/if_you_eat_any_type_of_fruit_with_seeds_in_it/ (Svinfylking_)
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Coyotes are the closest thing to a real life analog to goblins.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrrxqw/coyotes_are_the_closest_thing_to_a_real_life/ (mdsmestad)
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The only way there is a meaning in life is that either God(s) exist, or we are a computer simulation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrrwlu/the_only_way_there_is_a_meaning_in_life_is_that/ (Itz_Hivezzz)
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"Six degrees of Kevin Bacon" has meant "Six degrees of infecting Kevin Bacon" since March.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrrufd/six_degrees_of_kevin_bacon_has_meant_six_degrees/ (Cmstew502)
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Earth is probably the most dangerous plant in the universe by death with over 120 billion fatalities

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrrty7/earth_is_probably_the_most_dangerous_plant_in_the/ (ML_Waffle)
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If an NFL Quarterback goes 18 for 20 with 2 interceptions then technically he completed all 20 of his passes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrrqos/if_an_nfl_quarterback_goes_18_for_20_with_2/ (jtboyd14)
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Everything around you is only made of curves ( and angles <

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrroj9/everything_around_you_is_only_made_of_curves_and/ (Reddit__Dave)
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Roses are red, violets are blue...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrrof1/roses_are_red_violets_are_blue/ (DegenerateAxolotl)
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Any suicidal person can express themself by not wearing a mask in public

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrroar/any_suicidal_person_can_express_themself_by_not/ (RafaelTomb)
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Fans actually heat up rooms by adding kinetic energy to the air

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrrnll/fans_actually_heat_up_rooms_by_adding_kinetic/ (Fritz___)
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Nicest of people don't come in groups.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrrkk2/nicest_of_people_dont_come_in_groups/ (iLucifux)
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Comas are hiatuses in life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrrj07/comas_are_hiatuses_in_life/ (TheMaskedGeode)
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Documenting items based on obscurity immediately invalidates the documents

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrrikc/documenting_items_based_on_obscurity_immediately/ (KalleJoKI)
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If we willingly sat down and watched each other’s dreams, they’d be boring, confusing movies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrriib/if_we_willingly_sat_down_and_watched_each_others/ (SoXerxes)
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As the price of a house goes up the chances of someone actually living in it go down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrri00/as_the_price_of_a_house_goes_up_the_chances_of/ (bkwrm1755)
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Nobody uses 7 8 and 9 on microwaves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrrhjs/nobody_uses_7_8_and_9_on_microwaves/ (Moto-Moto-Chungus)
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Removing polish, and removing the polish have two very different meanings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrrf2q/removing_polish_and_removing_the_polish_have_two/ (Jeery_Judge)
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You got lied to so it’s easier for the teacher to teach to you. Then, they drop the uno reverse card when you hit university

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrrckp/you_got_lied_to_so_its_easier_for_the_teacher_to/ (iXtreMi)
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Meat livestock are born to die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrracf/meat_livestock_are_born_to_die/ (TheMaskedGeode)
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The booger is always smaller than you thought it was going to be

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrra2m/the_booger_is_always_smaller_than_you_thought_it/ (Jsama_art)
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Celebrities probably enjoy wearing a mask in public and not being recognized.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrr9zs/celebrities_probably_enjoy_wearing_a_mask_in/ (acetea)
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Solo dance videos without audio are so awkward

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrr90o/solo_dance_videos_without_audio_are_so_awkward/ (sneak1000)
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Lots of people who eat HSPs don't know that's what is is and are the type of people who refuse to eat Vegemite or Cadbury.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrr8jr/lots_of_people_who_eat_hsps_dont_know_thats_what/ (lordkushagra)
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It sucks to have your work pirated and uploaded, but it would suck so much more to see that no one downloaded it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrr76z/it_sucks_to_have_your_work_pirated_and_uploaded/ (yomnmnm)
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The Blessed are the Poor In Spirit Beatitude is Iesvs Nasarenvs discovering Dunning-Kruger 2000 years before D&K

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrr4r7/the_blessed_are_the_poor_in_spirit_beatitude_is/ (DariusMDeV)
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something you said in public could have caused a kid to have an awkward talk with their parents about the way the world works

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrr4ow/something_you_said_in_public_could_have_caused_a/ (hddtm24)
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The only thing better than betting on a fart and not pooping is having a child in diapers rip a giant fart and not pooping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrr2lt/the_only_thing_better_than_betting_on_a_fart_and/ (canveyisland92)
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The universe could literally tear itself apart at any second due to particle shenanigans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrr2ha/the_universe_could_literally_tear_itself_apart_at/ (drakespot)
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A skippable 10 second ad is way more freeing than an unskippable 5 second one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrr0tu/a_skippable_10_second_ad_is_way_more_freeing_than/ (OneZoroBoi)
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The length of your fingernails is the caliber of your fingergun

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrqzzz/the_length_of_your_fingernails_is_the_caliber_of/ (Half_Ork_Cacti)
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Adding purple to “peter piper picked a peck of purple pickled peppers” makes it a lot more challenging

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrqzz9/adding_purple_to_peter_piper_picked_a_peck_of/ (nullfalse)
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Playing video games alone is totally normal, but playing at an amusement park alone is very awkward

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrqzf9/playing_video_games_alone_is_totally_normal_but/ (deranged_scumbag)
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The first, first world problem must have been the loneliest experience

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrqyrn/the_first_first_world_problem_must_have_been_the/ (kskelts)
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The cauliflower in a jar of mixed pickles is the new pork in a can of pork & beans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrqybk/the_cauliflower_in_a_jar_of_mixed_pickles_is_the/ (bravosarah)
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You can easily dislike or like anyone if you just pick specific parts of what they have said and not their conversation as a whole.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrqwzg/you_can_easily_dislike_or_like_anyone_if_you_just/ (MexElf)
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Taking someone's mask off went from a hero's job to the villain's.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrqvw1/taking_someones_mask_off_went_from_a_heros_job_to/ (luke-dies-at-the-end)
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If you think of something stupid, someone on Internet might already have written it seriously.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrqudq/if_you_think_of_something_stupid_someone_on/ (Capsai-Sins)
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A 2D picture of a human head on the wall is normal. A 3D model of a human head on the wall is terrifying. However, a 3D model of a human head (bust) on a piece of furniture is normal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrqtcb/a_2d_picture_of_a_human_head_on_the_wall_is/ (NoCommenting)
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Seeing dead people is still using at least one of your original five senses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrqqsf/seeing_dead_people_is_still_using_at_least_one_of/ (farooqskariem)
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The Dunning-Kruger effect is thinking the Dunning-Kruger effect doesn't apply to you too

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrqq29/the_dunningkruger_effect_is_thinking_the/ (kenji-benji)
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Marking an email high importance usually has the opposite intended result

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrqn74/marking_an_email_high_importance_usually_has_the/ ([deleted])
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Playing against a computer on “easy” is the like the AI holding itself back in a fight

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrqjn5/playing_against_a_computer_on_easy_is_the_like/ (Chewbock)
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the first, first real problem must have been the loneliest experience

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrqizz/the_first_first_real_problem_must_have_been_the/ ([deleted])
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Some dicks are way too fat, and it’s impossible to lose weight there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrqika/some_dicks_are_way_too_fat_and_its_impossible_to/ (tastier_sausages)
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the first, first world problem mist have been the loneliest struggle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrqhyq/the_first_first_world_problem_mist_have_been_the/ (kskelts)
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It's "take a shit" when you're not "taking" anything, And it's "give a shit" when you're supposed to care....

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrqgrk/its_take_a_shit_when_youre_not_taking_anything/ (pure_black99)
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There is no "real" reality, as our reality is only how we process the world around us in our brains.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrqeet/there_is_no_real_reality_as_our_reality_is_only/ ([deleted])
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You are either not a fan of alcohol or you overcome it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrqdor/you_are_either_not_a_fan_of_alcohol_or_you/ (clairsentientbeing)
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Jessie is Stacey's dad

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrqdah/jessie_is_staceys_dad/ (DASautoxaustin)
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There's a probability of anything happening to you, no matter how small it is, it's never 0%

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrqcr2/theres_a_probability_of_anything_happening_to_you/ ([deleted])
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The average person on Earth has less than one complete testicle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrq8nn/the_average_person_on_earth_has_less_than_one/ (Sleazehound)
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Earth Fire Wind and Water might not have turned out to be accurate elements, but swap fire with lightning and we *do* essentially have the 4 states of matter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrq888/earth_fire_wind_and_water_might_not_have_turned/ (Kindulas)
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The 'stars' people see when dizzy don't look like stars; they appear to be colour-changing pacmen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrq745/the_stars_people_see_when_dizzy_dont_look_like/ (Ex-Moses)
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The cuteness of most things correlates to how far you could punt them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrq6fv/the_cuteness_of_most_things_correlates_to_how_far/ (mileysirens)
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Mobile game companies actually think that sending you to the AppStore and having tiny X buttons will get people to install their games

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrq4w3/mobile_game_companies_actually_think_that_sending/ (Ark_Knight463)
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Warm water tastes round and cold water tastes pointy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrq3ge/warm_water_tastes_round_and_cold_water_tastes/ (SwayzeBG)
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Your ceiling is someone's floor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrq309/your_ceiling_is_someones_floor/ (Allgen)
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Whenever you write in a book, it gets slightly heavier.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrq2vy/whenever_you_write_in_a_book_it_gets_slightly/ (dilpreet_s)
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It's weird to talk to yourself but if you are wearing headphones people wouldn't bet an eye

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrq2nk/its_weird_to_talk_to_yourself_but_if_you_are/ (teus61)
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If a serial killer is chasing you, you're both running for your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrq1j1/if_a_serial_killer_is_chasing_you_youre_both/ (IssaBlowBlow)
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Mask refusers are the physical manifestation of internet culture

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrpzto/mask_refusers_are_the_physical_manifestation_of/ (gride9000)
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It must be really easy for robbers to get away with crimes, considering they won't look out of the ordinary wearing a mask and gloves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrpzsl/it_must_be_really_easy_for_robbers_to_get_away/ (Hussain_Lali)
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Clouds are actually flying seas

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrpzjq/clouds_are_actually_flying_seas/ (HugoSaxen)
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The Sun is technically some amount of millimeters away but just saying something is millimeters away makes it sound closer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrpxr1/the_sun_is_technically_some_amount_of_millimeters/ (SirQuimblton)
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If your job is recruiting for a recruitment agency, you're close to a pyramid scheme

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrpwrm/if_your_job_is_recruiting_for_a_recruitment/ (Flemsapien)
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Liking yourself is the topmost level of self-confidence one can achieve

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrprtx/liking_yourself_is_the_topmost_level_of/ (Allah_is_the_one1)
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Shit seems a lot less gross when it’s submerged in water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrppfy/shit_seems_a_lot_less_gross_when_its_submerged_in/ (Darthbubbaaa)
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People often joke about their pack of snacks having lots of air in it but without it much of the food would get crushed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrpovf/people_often_joke_about_their_pack_of_snacks/ (Rushed89)
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COVlD spreads in large cities because the population is dense. COVlD Spreads in the south because the population is dense.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrpoo7/covld_spreads_in_large_cities_because_the/ (ihavethebestmarriage)
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Humans are the only animals conscious of their feelings and also are the only ones that would do anything to suppress those feelings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrpoi4/humans_are_the_only_animals_conscious_of_their/ (leodavinci11)
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Drinking human milk past a certain age is super weird but milk from any other animal is totally fine

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrpnyt/drinking_human_milk_past_a_certain_age_is_super/ (MrGoatMan70)
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We take for granted that our skeleton grows at the same rate as the rest of our body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrpmmk/we_take_for_granted_that_our_skeleton_grows_at/ (chazmosaur)
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Most of these posts probably aren't thought in the shower

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrplbg/most_of_these_posts_probably_arent_thought_in_the/ (Gameraddict101)
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Moisturizer is fabric softener for humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrpl7g/moisturizer_is_fabric_softener_for_humans/ (Majeure21)
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It must be harder and harder to tell who wrote a note based on one’s handwriting due to the lack of handwritten notes in general.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrpjnl/it_must_be_harder_and_harder_to_tell_who_wrote_a/ (___statik)
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It's possible that Digiorno's pizza will one day get so good that other pizza companies will start saying "It's not Digiorno's, it's delivery"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrpirh/its_possible_that_digiornos_pizza_will_one_day/ (MarinersFan28)
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We all agreed to forfeit the freedom to be naked in public and you can even get arrested for it. And yet being made to wear a mask somehow just crosses the line for some people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrpha4/we_all_agreed_to_forfeit_the_freedom_to_be_naked/ (FlameoHotman-_-)
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The atoms in your body are completely different to the ones you had when you were born

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrpfyd/the_atoms_in_your_body_are_completely_different/ (PeterA7X69)
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Actors who play regular people in movies are usually more famous than the actors who play famous people in the same movie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrpf6v/actors_who_play_regular_people_in_movies_are/ (Jimbo6969969)
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Sex is probably the only thing which makes you feel more proud when done with the assistance of someone else instead of all by yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrpbv6/sex_is_probably_the_only_thing_which_makes_you/ (Coldshower1999)
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If you have a lot of plaque on your teeth while you are brushing it doesn’t just magically go away it’s sloshes around in your mouth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrp97z/if_you_have_a_lot_of_plaque_on_your_teeth_while/ (kramer361)
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Q is to O as R is to P.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrp8k6/q_is_to_o_as_r_is_to_p/ (Demented_Sandwich)
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McDonald’s must have a stockpile of tops buns from using only the bottom bun in their Big Mac.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrp8er/mcdonalds_must_have_a_stockpile_of_tops_buns_from/ (thunderdoom)
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Cold water will help you wake up, but a cold pillow will help you fall asleep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrp899/cold_water_will_help_you_wake_up_but_a_cold/ (erdleturtle)
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Stick out your tongue and slap it. Here is a sensation you hadn't felt before. You're welcome.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrp62t/stick_out_your_tongue_and_slap_it_here_is_a/ (fr0896)
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We are so used to wearing clothes that we barely even feel them anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrp59r/we_are_so_used_to_wearing_clothes_that_we_barely/ (lejhindary4444)
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Reading a book is staring at a dead piece of wood for a couple minutes and halucinating

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrp578/reading_a_book_is_staring_at_a_dead_piece_of_wood/ (eipeidwep2buS)
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Whether the person wears a mask or not is the new ultimate litmus test for whether the person is capable of self governing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrp21s/whether_the_person_wears_a_mask_or_not_is_the_new/ ([deleted])
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Despite being a relatively common breed of dog, you rarely ever find a stray labrador. If there was a dog hierarchy, labradors would be at the fucking top.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrov16/despite_being_a_relatively_common_breed_of_dog/ (KarmaTurtle7)
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Watermelon juice is technically always diluted

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrouww/watermelon_juice_is_technically_always_diluted/ (Asalyikes)
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Sperm banks are the bees of the human world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrorcw/sperm_banks_are_the_bees_of_the_human_world/ (rukuto)
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We are all the same height when we die. 6 feet down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hror7b/we_are_all_the_same_height_when_we_die_6_feet_down/ (something-not-clever)
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The expiration date on food is a spoiler alert.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hronpy/the_expiration_date_on_food_is_a_spoiler_alert/ (puzh_buttonz)
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any sentence can be a title for a movie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrom7n/any_sentence_can_be_a_title_for_a_movie/ (big-nicks-dick-muget)
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When you click once a mouse it makes a click sound twice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrol7h/when_you_click_once_a_mouse_it_makes_a_click/ (SharkAttack9000)
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Some 13 year old on xbox probably ended up sleeping with someone's mom

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrokzk/some_13_year_old_on_xbox_probably_ended_up/ (OneZoroBoi)
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If you're too smart for your own good, you could be considered dumb.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrokie/if_youre_too_smart_for_your_own_good_you_could_be/ (clairsentientbeing)
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Phoenix wings are the spiciest of chicken wings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hroizc/phoenix_wings_are_the_spiciest_of_chicken_wings/ (Barakisa)
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Nothing ever stays still. The earth’s plates are moving, the earth is rotating on its axis, the earth orbits the sun, the sun orbits Sagittarius A*, the Milky Way is being accelerated towards Andromeda, and the universe is constantly expanding, making everything else move.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrohso/nothing_ever_stays_still_the_earths_plates_are/ (Ancient_Aliens_Guy)
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There are so many old movies being made into modern versions, but no one has been smart enough to make a movie based on the perspective of one of the supporting characters instead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrohq1/there_are_so_many_old_movies_being_made_into/ (sabssk)
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Movies in the distant future might use classical dubstep and EDM to show a character is fancy/classy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrofrs/movies_in_the_distant_future_might_use_classical/ (platanopower8)
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For a split second, you were the world’s youngest person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrof76/for_a_split_second_you_were_the_worlds_youngest/ ([deleted])
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If you buy a Digiorno pizza from a grocery store and they deliver your groceries it creates a pizza paradox where it's both simultaneously delivery and not delivery

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrof6f/if_you_buy_a_digiorno_pizza_from_a_grocery_store/ (mcknightrider)
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Kamikaze pilots wore helmets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrof0h/kamikaze_pilots_wore_helmets/ (HugoSaxen)
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Being up for something is the same thing as being down for something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hroeu0/being_up_for_something_is_the_same_thing_as_being/ (JamesClanevans)
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Mos‌‌t p‌‌eopl‌‌e o‌‌w‌‌n d‌‌evice‌‌s t‌‌ha‌‌t h‌‌av‌‌e a‌‌‌‌ 6‌‌‌‌0 H‌‌‌‌z d‌‌ispla‌‌y r‌‌efres‌‌h r‌‌ate‌‌, y‌‌e‌‌t t‌‌he‌‌y c‌‌omplai‌‌n 6‌‌‌‌0 F‌‌P‌‌S v‌‌ideo‌‌s a‌‌ren’‌‌t t‌‌ha‌‌t s‌‌moot‌‌h a‌‌‌‌s 1‌‌2‌‌0 H‌‌‌‌z w‌‌oul‌‌d b‌‌e

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrodu4/most_people_own_devices_that_have_a_60_hz_display/ (vpetrychuk)
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People will trust a dating coaches advice, but hardly any of them would get into a relationship with one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrodbe/people_will_trust_a_dating_coaches_advice_but/ ([deleted])
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The sexual innuendo "does the carpet match the drapes" is terrible from an interior design standpoint.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hroc92/the_sexual_innuendo_does_the_carpet_match_the/ (Double-0-N00b)
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A dad can instantly win any argument against his son because he ACTUALLY fucked his mom

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrobvo/a_dad_can_instantly_win_any_argument_against_his/ (LyberianInx)
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Kid tech idea: Sobriety Apps that ask you a math question before letting you send a text..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrobmb/kid_tech_idea_sobriety_apps_that_ask_you_a_math/ (iheartbrittspans)
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The trick to not being scared by a horror movie is to root for the monster

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrob95/the_trick_to_not_being_scared_by_a_horror_movie/ (piejam)
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Some people would believe in an almighty force that controls everyone and everything before they even believe in themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrob52/some_people_would_believe_in_an_almighty_force/ (Catucci03)
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Searching something using Bing accomplishes as much as searching something into Google and going to page 3 does.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hroa6j/searching_something_using_bing_accomplishes_as/ (AkivaE)
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Even though we know pain is caused by nerves in our brain, and we can numb that pain with drugs to prove it's not rooted in the soul, we still fear a painful afterlife.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hro9k9/even_though_we_know_pain_is_caused_by_nerves_in/ (Frankdicaprio)
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Ignorance may be bliss, but knowledge is closure and confirmation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hro9dl/ignorance_may_be_bliss_but_knowledge_is_closure/ (tehfrutcak1)
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‪Searching something using the Bing search engine accomplishes the same amount as searching something using Google and clicking on page 3.‬

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hro8d1/searching_something_using_the_bing_search_engine/ ([deleted])
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Even if no one touches any settings when you let them borrow your car, everything will still feel off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hro6gr/even_if_no_one_touches_any_settings_when_you_let/ ([deleted])
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Whoever told that, being underwater for too long will kill, didn't experience it themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hro3i3/whoever_told_that_being_underwater_for_too_long/ (MINORARC13)
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Nobody can see their own face, only representations of them through photos or a reflection.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hro2un/nobody_can_see_their_own_face_only/ (richpianajr)
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The actual lesson to be learned from 'The Itsy Bitsy Spider' is that when you flush a spider down the drain, it will come back with a vengeance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hro2qq/the_actual_lesson_to_be_learned_from_the_itsy/ (FlipantPirate)
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George Floyd is the Archduke Franz Ferdinand of the 21st century

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hro28a/george_floyd_is_the_archduke_franz_ferdinand_of/ (EddieVicRattlehead)
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Someone out there is the human who was the newest human on the planet the longest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hro1v1/someone_out_there_is_the_human_who_was_the_newest/ (mahade)
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As you grow older eventually you’ll lose the ability to jump.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hro1l0/as_you_grow_older_eventually_youll_lose_the/ (GoPro478)
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Eventually, UWU will be the furry n-word.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrnz8u/eventually_uwu_will_be_the_furry_nword/ (Different_Account4Me)
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Nature is filled with the sounds of animals trying to have sex with each other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrny5p/nature_is_filled_with_the_sounds_of_animals/ (Caver900)
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Our brains forget dreams easily as a defense mechanism against conflating dreams with reality

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrnxxo/our_brains_forget_dreams_easily_as_a_defense/ (Shadowhead)
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In your lifetime, you will see more of the surface of the Moon than the surface of the Earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrnxei/in_your_lifetime_you_will_see_more_of_the_surface/ (thatkoaladoe)
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We are in an era where we can work while only wearing underwear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrnvuy/we_are_in_an_era_where_we_can_work_while_only/ (PhD3DP)
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Normal people have signatures, but famous people have autographs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrnt2o/normal_people_have_signatures_but_famous_people/ (minchyp)
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In our lifetime we listen to the most amount of music in cars

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrns2y/in_our_lifetime_we_listen_to_the_most_amount_of/ (gg-my-pp)
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Rodeos are more like bull fighting than actual bull fighting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrnrj0/rodeos_are_more_like_bull_fighting_than_actual/ (avery-secret-account)
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Since expelled wizards and witches have their wands snapped in half, it isn't to hard to see why Hermione thinks getting expelled is worse than death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrnqzh/since_expelled_wizards_and_witches_have_their/ (Likestuff12)
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Mickey and the gang probably don’t include cats because cats hate mice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrnqhq/mickey_and_the_gang_probably_dont_include_cats/ (nobodys_window)
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E-thots are the opium of the masses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrnqet/ethots_are_the_opium_of_the_masses/ (DangerousDeveloper)
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Depending on the context, “The Last thing you need” could either be something you do need, or something you really don’t need.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrnpw7/depending_on_the_context_the_last_thing_you_need/ (TheJefe8)
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You ex probably has pictures of you that you've never seen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrnpru/you_ex_probably_has_pictures_of_you_that_youve/ (arjo_reich)
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Ketchup is a tomato smoothie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrnnfi/ketchup_is_a_tomato_smoothie/ (N1664TR0N3000)
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Ignoring advice of smarter people is an evolutionary disadvantage. So is diverging from the heard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrnn8b/ignoring_advice_of_smarter_people_is_an/ (ruutuser)
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People complain about advertisements showing on services subsidized by advertisements.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrnmud/people_complain_about_advertisements_showing_on/ (sheepsleepdeep)
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Don't be sad about not seeing the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrnmkr/dont_be_sad_about_not_seeing_the_future/ (Bart_Bartin)
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It’s really weird how we are okay with hair as long as it’s on someone’s head, but we find it disgusting when it isn’t.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrnlbk/its_really_weird_how_we_are_okay_with_hair_as/ (Manafinx)
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Decilitres and Centilitres are the middle children of the liquid metric system.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrnkh5/decilitres_and_centilitres_are_the_middle/ (Pinstar)
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If your boomerang doesn't come back, it was just a stick.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrnk20/if_your_boomerang_doesnt_come_back_it_was_just_a/ ([deleted])
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RDF is the new RBF

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrnjed/rdf_is_the_new_rbf/ (Cmogolowfoyo)
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Guillotine is an instrument made to check if the rich are made of cake.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrnj9i/guillotine_is_an_instrument_made_to_check_if_the/ (DangerousDeveloper)
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English is weird: 'ough' makes a different sound in Thought, though, plough and rough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrnj36/english_is_weird_ough_makes_a_different_sound_in/ (Yoaviss)
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With school openings looming, you don't HAVE to send your children to an early grave. Power to the people, stop doing what others tell you to do and start protecting your families.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrnigi/with_school_openings_looming_you_dont_have_to/ (ukiyuh)
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People are really good when it comes to telling themselves stories that make them feel better

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrnich/people_are_really_good_when_it_comes_to_telling/ (vpetrychuk)
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When you think your dog is barking at nothing, it is actually barking at Capitalism.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrnh7n/when_you_think_your_dog_is_barking_at_nothing_it/ (DangerousDeveloper)
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Everybody is a seatbelt when they hug each other

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrnfv9/everybody_is_a_seatbelt_when_they_hug_each_other/ (UniqueUser96271)
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Not sleeping at all, feels way better than only getting a few hours of sleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrnepx/not_sleeping_at_all_feels_way_better_than_only/ ([deleted])
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If you’ve ever felt like someone has gone out of their way to cock-block you, imagine how Kyle Reese feels

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrndwh/if_youve_ever_felt_like_someone_has_gone_out_of/ (blind30)
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Since Satan punishes bad people, he is actually the good one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrndnq/since_satan_punishes_bad_people_he_is_actually/ ([deleted])
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We all tried to avoid mirrors at night as to avoid nightmares staring back at us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrncgh/we_all_tried_to_avoid_mirrors_at_night_as_to/ (Im_A_Decryptor)
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Insect developing pesticide resistance is evolution that we can see happening before our eyes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrnc33/insect_developing_pesticide_resistance_is/ (FMLimDevin)
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Glass is made if GLASS.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrnbgw/glass_is_made_if_glass/ (thetrickster420)
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The reason why people only read headlines is because news sites are either completely unusable and ad-infested or blocked by a paywall

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrnaw4/the_reason_why_people_only_read_headlines_is/ (jcling)
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It’s not menoPAUSE it’s menoSTOP b/c, bitch, you ain’t never having kids again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrn9b0/its_not_menopause_its_menostop_bc_bitch_you_aint/ (I-suck-at-golf)
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As a kid we overhear adults talking about weather thinking that it's small talk and not actually important to them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrn8ve/as_a_kid_we_overhear_adults_talking_about_weather/ (Acumenium)
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There is a theory that we're all just figments of someone's imagination. But that 'someone' could be a figment of our imagination.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrn8ny/there_is_a_theory_that_were_all_just_figments_of/ (Breeze_in_the_Trees)
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Cheese is the hot glue of food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrn8lq/cheese_is_the_hot_glue_of_food/ (metzbower13)
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Everything can be eaten but some things can only be eaten once

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrn8hk/everything_can_be_eaten_but_some_things_can_only/ (ChristosPet7)
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The type of voice you have plays a key role in how seriously you are taken.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrn86y/the_type_of_voice_you_have_plays_a_key_role_in/ (zeldathunder82)
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You are a prisoner of your own mind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrn83b/you_are_a_prisoner_of_your_own_mind/ (lopezjessy)
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There's probably someone out there with more potential than Michael Phelps but is unknown because they're afraid of the water and have never swam.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrn7w3/theres_probably_someone_out_there_with_more/ (surprisedduck26)
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Smart phones are calculators with better screens

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrn7ps/smart_phones_are_calculators_with_better_screens/ (TsimBouki)
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When friends don't talk about a series so it won't be spoiled for another friend is a pretty pure form of caring and love.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrn7ck/when_friends_dont_talk_about_a_series_so_it_wont/ (CrabeHuman)
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When you slim down, you get lighter on land but heavier in water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrn5l1/when_you_slim_down_you_get_lighter_on_land_but/ (honorface76)
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Technically, anything can be a hat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrn3vb/technically_anything_can_be_a_hat/ (thesmartass1)
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Praising students in front of their peers kills all incentive to do the things celebrated.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrn3n3/praising_students_in_front_of_their_peers_kills/ (Dallai_Farmer34)
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We better fix things soon before millions start believing "we're sims" for real then horses replace cars for awhile then even after we invent Internet again a lot of humans' worldview will still have been started by a joke all because of a few years of bad luck centuries or millenia ago.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrn2xj/we_better_fix_things_soon_before_millions_start/ (Usernamedel)
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It stands to reason...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrn2hf/it_stands_to_reason/ ([deleted])
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You can eat anything with a fork if you have enough patience.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrmygs/you_can_eat_anything_with_a_fork_if_you_have/ (kuriman420)
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Drive through restaurants easily profit by ‘forgetting’ certain items in food orders

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrmwzn/drive_through_restaurants_easily_profit_by/ (Iluminous)
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Most people have tape on front of their laptop camera but no one has tape on front camera of their mobile phone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrmw5i/most_people_have_tape_on_front_of_their_laptop/ ([deleted])
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If you see a product ad that makes no sense, you’re just not in the targeted demographic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrmv1v/if_you_see_a_product_ad_that_makes_no_sense_youre/ (StephanieCCS)
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When changing the word Woman to Women we only pronounce the first vowel differently even though the second vowel is the one that’s changed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrmtj8/when_changing_the_word_woman_to_women_we_only/ (MaxBorne)
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If somone says "I don't need help" they probably do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrmt4u/if_somone_says_i_dont_need_help_they_probably_do/ (MRFAMER)
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In comparison to all civilisations before us, when modern day humans become extinct or near extinct there is an unimaginable amount of information that won't get left behind to be found, due to the Internet shutting down once humans are no longer around

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrmt0z/in_comparison_to_all_civilisations_before_us_when/ (BIGDADDYDAN420)
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If you are good looking and rich , its easier for you to achieve almost anything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrmsrn/if_you_are_good_looking_and_rich_its_easier_for/ (Madmaxxxx224)
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At any moment, a future version of yourself could get in contact with you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrmspt/at_any_moment_a_future_version_of_yourself_could/ (willo0404)
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Taking your belt off is the only action which is made less inappropriate by proceeding to hit a child

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrmp1s/taking_your_belt_off_is_the_only_action_which_is/ (truciTenebricus)
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Tanks are armoured cars that carry their own road around.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrmnnh/tanks_are_armoured_cars_that_carry_their_own_road/ (keylockmage)
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You do not realize how fast your feet move until there is a table leg in the way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrmn58/you_do_not_realize_how_fast_your_feet_move_until/ ([deleted])
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Captcha would pass as a human.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrmmmd/captcha_would_pass_as_a_human/ (miniToast49)
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It is impossible to shit without peeing a single drop

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrmkcr/it_is_impossible_to_shit_without_peeing_a_single/ (shinwarrior007)
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After having a wholesome meal, it is almost impossible to think about food for sometime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrmioe/after_having_a_wholesome_meal_it_is_almost/ (TejaTanikella)
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In the future once most jobs get automated people are likely ‘sponsored’ by big corporations and will be forced to use only specific products produced by their sponsors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrmiiu/in_the_future_once_most_jobs_get_automated_people/ (babubaichung)
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Giving birth is the most epic way to lose weight quickly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrmh1h/giving_birth_is_the_most_epic_way_to_lose_weight/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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Thanks to birth control, Natural Selection is gradually making each successive generation of humanity slightly dumber, since people who aren't capable of following birth control instructions properly are the most like to reproduce.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrmgna/thanks_to_birth_control_natural_selection_is/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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Most of the times, Unpopular opinions are in fact very popular

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrmfzr/most_of_the_times_unpopular_opinions_are_in_fact/ (Zeus_Kira)
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If you make a hole in a fishing net, it has fewer holes than before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrmfcf/if_you_make_a_hole_in_a_fishing_net_it_has_fewer/ (Enhanced_35)
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Bojack Horseman is a reverse centaur.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrme4u/bojack_horseman_is_a_reverse_centaur/ ([deleted])
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When someone sends you a rickroll they most likely have been already rick rolled by it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrmcx4/when_someone_sends_you_a_rickroll_they_most/ (XxdrooganxX)
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Your body is constantly slowly 3D printing itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrmcau/your_body_is_constantly_slowly_3d_printing_itself/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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Our bodies are 65% oxygen but if we go a couple of minutes without breathing, we run out of oxygen and die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrmb02/our_bodies_are_65_oxygen_but_if_we_go_a_couple_of/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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You could technically live the rest of your life without breathing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrm7ad/you_could_technically_live_the_rest_of_your_life/ (Louigilou2)
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Nobody ever talks about roads. They’re just there without anybody having credit for them and nobody knowing when they where made

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrm796/nobody_ever_talks_about_roads_theyre_just_there/ (9l14d0m)
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It's funny how a person does something and we end up just turning it into a trend like Rick rolling or turning things into cakes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrm5dy/its_funny_how_a_person_does_something_and_we_end/ (152653)
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If you had a hole through the center of the Earth and jumped in (assuming you survived the heat) you would never make it out the other side. You would shoot past the core and rubber band back and forth since the core is the gravitational center.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrm4zi/if_you_had_a_hole_through_the_center_of_the_earth/ (Jokekiller1292)
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People tend to fear the things that doesn't exist yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrm4a7/people_tend_to_fear_the_things_that_doesnt_exist/ (YutaYutaO)
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The Spanish flag is a reverse hotdog.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrm43n/the_spanish_flag_is_a_reverse_hotdog/ (DeusSolaris)
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24-hour clocks make so much more sense than 12-hour clocks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrm26m/24hour_clocks_make_so_much_more_sense_than_12hour/ (Beginnerer)
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From a historical point of view, calling Batman “caped crusader” would actually identify him as a supervillain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrm25u/from_a_historical_point_of_view_calling_batman/ (Semi-Spicy)
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Armchair experts get way more respect on The Antique Roadshow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrm14c/armchair_experts_get_way_more_respect_on_the/ (mkassin)
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If a kids first iPhone doesn’t have touch ID then the phones either really cheep or really expensive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrm0ek/if_a_kids_first_iphone_doesnt_have_touch_id_then/ (WariorShark)
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Camouflage paint wants to set things right.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrlz4z/camouflage_paint_wants_to_set_things_right/ (CaptainSkull2030)
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There's never enough sauce for the whole meal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrlyre/theres_never_enough_sauce_for_the_whole_meal/ (Foksees)
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Unskippable advertisements while streaming creates a thorough list of things to *never, ever* purchase.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrlwnl/unskippable_advertisements_while_streaming/ (csukoh78)
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The word Piss is onomatopoeia

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrlvd1/the_word_piss_is_onomatopoeia/ (Heylo-)
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The texture of the roof or your mouth could be unusual and you'll never, ever know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrluja/the_texture_of_the_roof_or_your_mouth_could_be/ (Taodyn)
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Everyone says that you need to put the cereals first, and then the milk, but you need to put the mug first

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrlugw/everyone_says_that_you_need_to_put_the_cereals/ (Detersivo_per_piatti)
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Money is really not that far away from being literally just numbers on a screen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrltp1/money_is_really_not_that_far_away_from_being/ (mm4rritt)
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If you can teleport a mirror 1 light year away, you can see 2 years ago

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrlr0a/if_you_can_teleport_a_mirror_1_light_year_away/ (XLR8R_N8)
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People who talk behind other’s backs are insecure about themselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrllh4/people_who_talk_behind_others_backs_are_insecure/ (BedKnight)
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Life is something like ads.You'd probably press the wrong 'x' button.If you're smart you know which button to press.If you're rich,you could buy ad-blockers/premium instead and life is smooth sailing for you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrljsv/life_is_something_like_adsyoud_probably_press_the/ (fernandeztahi)
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If you're a Driver, any type of browsing is 'Not Safe For Work'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrlj17/if_youre_a_driver_any_type_of_browsing_is_not/ (Cute_Lou)
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Two men having sex is the manlyest thing, because there's no woman in it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrli6c/two_men_having_sex_is_the_manlyest_thing_because/ (Ati_the_Bi)
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The creator of Snapchat must have been a nosy pot stirring kid growing up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrlhho/the_creator_of_snapchat_must_have_been_a_nosy_pot/ (qarpg)
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People who talk on other’s back are insecure about themselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrlhap/people_who_talk_on_others_back_are_insecure_about/ ([deleted])
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Friendships of poor people are for sure non material ones and more reliable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrlgxp/friendships_of_poor_people_are_for_sure_non/ (BedKnight)
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Torrents are the closest thing we will ever get to world peace

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrld6w/torrents_are_the_closest_thing_we_will_ever_get/ (xSypRo)
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Nearly all "white" supremacists have "black" tattoos on their bodies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrlcq9/nearly_all_white_supremacists_have_black_tattoos/ ([deleted])
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Toddlers are too young to see boobs, but infants aren’t.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrlbpo/toddlers_are_too_young_to_see_boobs_but_infants/ (clpratt316)
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Wizard hats serve absolutely no purpose other than to identify one as a wizard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrla8e/wizard_hats_serve_absolutely_no_purpose_other/ (Semi-Spicy)
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There aren't any overweight animals in the wild

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrla5i/there_arent_any_overweight_animals_in_the_wild/ (LambSauce666)
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The Arctic is probably the ideal place to overclock your PC.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrla4r/the_arctic_is_probably_the_ideal_place_to/ (MadDany94)
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04/04, 06/06, 08/08, 10/10, 12/12. All of these dates, in the same year, share the same day of the week.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrl9aa/0404_0606_0808_1010_1212_all_of_these_dates_in/ (NakedShamrock)
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Never ever let your printer get even a hint that you're on a hurry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrl8o0/never_ever_let_your_printer_get_even_a_hint_that/ (jeepney_danger)
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When you turn around, does the world still exist behind you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrl79j/when_you_turn_around_does_the_world_still_exist/ ([deleted])
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Non believers are gonna hear a handful if there is, indeed an afterlife.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrl756/non_believers_are_gonna_hear_a_handful_if_there/ ([deleted])
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The chicken or the eggs debate is actually based on an incomplete question. Whether or not it was a chicken's egg changes everything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrl6aw/the_chicken_or_the_eggs_debate_is_actually_based/ (FavFelon)
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When someone says "Go Fuck Yourself", they're basically telling you to go masturbate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrl5pu/when_someone_says_go_fuck_yourself_theyre/ (OneInchDeep)
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Being gay is, in theory, more manly than being straight

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrl57i/being_gay_is_in_theory_more_manly_than_being/ (HellCaster_19)
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Tobacco companies kills their most loyal consumers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrl3x4/tobacco_companies_kills_their_most_loyal_consumers/ (going-on-empty)
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When talking about the sound of a car’s engine, everybody likes when it makes a huge noise or when it doesn’t at all

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrl3iw/when_talking_about_the_sound_of_a_cars_engine/ (leyoo03)
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If the plural of mouse is mice,

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrl2ly/if_the_plural_of_mouse_is_mice/ (arty_lifted)
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Bees are technically monarchists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrl18l/bees_are_technically_monarchists/ (ItsFilips)
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The idea of being locked in the stocks in medieval times is terrifying...what the hell do you think the REAL punishment is when you're locked in the town square overnight in a bent over position.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrl09m/the_idea_of_being_locked_in_the_stocks_in/ (queer_no_evil)
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You need zero degrees to be a business owner, But you need a degree to work for a business owner.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrl00l/you_need_zero_degrees_to_be_a_business_owner_but/ ([deleted])
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The first human listening to himself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrkzuc/the_first_human_listening_to_himself/ (pigghy)
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Men that wear masks on their chin most probably put condoms on their balls

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrkz7s/men_that_wear_masks_on_their_chin_most_probably/ (vpetrychuk)
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When you’re drawing, your creating art. But when you’re taking a photo, your discovering art

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrkwng/when_youre_drawing_your_creating_art_but_when/ (pairofcoconuts)
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Mosquitoes are a failed evolution of vampires

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrkvrx/mosquitoes_are_a_failed_evolution_of_vampires/ (ABurntPorkChop)
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Plot armor is significantly more protective than any other type of armor in movies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrkvlw/plot_armor_is_significantly_more_protective_than/ ([deleted])
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Curtains are wall blankets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrkuwa/curtains_are_wall_blankets/ (JustSomeNoobyPerson)
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The sinking of the Titanic taught us more about quickly filling ice cube trays than any instruction booklet could.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrku3i/the_sinking_of_the_titanic_taught_us_more_about/ (Kowbelle)
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Martin O'Donnell not only did he compose the music for the Bungie Halo games but he also composed the "We are Flintstones Kids, Ten Million Strong and Growing" song for the Flintstones commercial in 1987.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrktpy/martin_odonnell_not_only_did_he_compose_the_music/ (UnholyPrognosi)
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Hoodies are sweaters with a built-in hat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrkssj/hoodies_are_sweaters_with_a_builtin_hat/ (definitelyged)
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There's a chance you're showering beneath water you once peed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrkpal/theres_a_chance_youre_showering_beneath_water_you/ (definitelyged)
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If Pokémon were real, there would probably be a Pokésexual movement for Poképhillia rights

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrkp27/if_pokémon_were_real_there_would_probably_be_a/ (Froyo-In-A-Cup)
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Some people want marriages, others want weddings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrknxb/some_people_want_marriages_others_want_weddings/ ([deleted])
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When ordering food for parties, you always worry that it would not be enough to go around. But after, you still end up with leftovers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrkngl/when_ordering_food_for_parties_you_always_worry/ (jeepney_danger)
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There are probably plenty of people who “Never Gave Up” but also never succeed, we just wouldn’t know about them because they never made it. We just hear success stories of famous people because they happened to make it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrkjdu/there_are_probably_plenty_of_people_who_never/ (Black_Bird00500)
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Watching celebrities fail makes people feel better about never failing due to lack of trying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrkiy9/watching_celebrities_fail_makes_people_feel/ (mallolike)
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Gay sex is the manlyest thing a man can do since there's no woman involved

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrkhu3/gay_sex_is_the_manlyest_thing_a_man_can_do_since/ ([deleted])
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If alcoholic beverages wouldn't contain alcohol we would never drink them and they probably would disappear from the mainstream markets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrkepz/if_alcoholic_beverages_wouldnt_contain_alcohol_we/ (dozreddit)
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As the quality of the cameras in our pockets have increased the amount of “UFO sightings” has reduced significantly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrkecy/as_the_quality_of_the_cameras_in_our_pockets_have/ (Lord_lenkesh)
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Computers have helped us forget how hard it is to read other people's writing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrkc1j/computers_have_helped_us_forget_how_hard_it_is_to/ (LetsGoMyEggo)
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Maybe they translated things wrong,it feels like instead of the world ending in 2012 it was supposed to be 2021

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrk9km/maybe_they_translated_things_wrongit_feels_like/ (LarryLaLush)
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The existence of the death penalty shows that prison/the justice systems main purpose is/was punishment and not rehabilitation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrk91u/the_existence_of_the_death_penalty_shows_that/ (-InThePit-)
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Humans will probably be the reason they die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrk5tv/humans_will_probably_be_the_reason_they_die/ (Ali_46290)
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On the 31st of December 2019, at 23:59 PM, everybody was hopeful and cheerful.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrk526/on_the_31st_of_december_2019_at_2359_pm_everybody/ (prodbyalvi)
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It’s a measure of were we are that most people think myths were created by people less advanced than us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrk4tl/its_a_measure_of_were_we_are_that_most_people/ (EsotericRoundhouse)
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Someone had to have a REALLY nice dog in order to start the trend of domesticating them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrk3r3/someone_had_to_have_a_really_nice_dog_in_order_to/ (blackbonnie1968)
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Randomly hearing your favourite song on the radio is much more satisfying than choosing to listen to it on your phone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrk26x/randomly_hearing_your_favourite_song_on_the_radio/ ([deleted])
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Drinking human milk as an infant is fine, drinking animal milk as an adult is fine, but drinking human milk as an adult is considered gross.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrk25p/drinking_human_milk_as_an_infant_is_fine_drinking/ ([deleted])
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Nobody knows what old coke with cocaine tasted like

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrk1qa/nobody_knows_what_old_coke_with_cocaine_tasted/ (eat_my_meat)
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Magento's prophecy is self fulfilling where a bunch of mutants led by himself terrorises humans into believing that mutants must be vanquished.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrk0vv/magentos_prophecy_is_self_fulfilling_where_a/ (Indianfattie)
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Chester from Fairly Odd Parents is poor but yet his family can afford him having braces for the entire duration of the show.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrk0l9/chester_from_fairly_odd_parents_is_poor_but_yet/ (Larry_Hegs)
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People in certain ancient civilisations would have lived their entire lives in a single type of climate as if they lived on our fictional planets: Inuit-Hoth, Pacific Islanders-WaterWorld, Egyptians-Tatooine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrjz4h/people_in_certain_ancient_civilisations_would/ (THATnerdinschool)
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The more prejudice you become, the more you begin to see the world in black and white.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrjyyv/the_more_prejudice_you_become_the_more_you_begin/ (scorpyon)
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You can switch what eye you look with. So you can see both sides of you're nose.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrjw7q/you_can_switch_what_eye_you_look_with_so_you_can/ (GaL1Leo_)
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If you shoot a lion, it's technically regicide, since the lion is the king of the Jungle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrju34/if_you_shoot_a_lion_its_technically_regicide/ (just_no_please)
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Dreams are you looking into the future. And deja vu is you remembering the dream.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrjt9w/dreams_are_you_looking_into_the_future_and_deja/ ([deleted])
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Drug prices are set by what people are willing to do to get them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrjoy3/drug_prices_are_set_by_what_people_are_willing_to/ (ifugiveamouseanupvot)
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If you play Super Nario Bros backwards, it turns into a game where a guy leaves his wife and things get easier and easier.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrjnk0/if_you_play_super_nario_bros_backwards_it_turns/ ([deleted])
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most people will spend more than 1.000€ on a grill only to put meat on it that costs 3.99€

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrjmvs/most_people_will_spend_more_than_1000_on_a_grill/ ([deleted])
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Plants actually farm us by giving us oxygen until we die and then we become good for them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrjmfk/plants_actually_farm_us_by_giving_us_oxygen_until/ (santafesmike)
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Freedom requires the strength to fly. With dysfunct weak wings many of us prefer safe cages.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrjjmu/freedom_requires_the_strength_to_fly_with/ (arandomproton)
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if you sleep on your blanket then your blanket uses you as a blanket

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrjikv/if_you_sleep_on_your_blanket_then_your_blanket/ (chantheman2001)
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Nobody’s perfect. Focus on the message, not the messenger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrjghk/nobodys_perfect_focus_on_the_message_not_the/ (PartTimeSassyPants)
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The problem with being a good listener is that some people are really bad shutters-the-fuck-up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrjg2k/the_problem_with_being_a_good_listener_is_that/ (inkydye)
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Alcohol becomes unsee juice if you consume enough of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrjfwn/alcohol_becomes_unsee_juice_if_you_consume_enough/ (ouzak45)
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A better way to ask for milk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrj85m/a_better_way_to_ask_for_milk/ (Opfaff)
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The greatest heist ever pulled off is the one no one knows happened

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrj6f8/the_greatest_heist_ever_pulled_off_is_the_one_no/ (Enhanced_35)
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Post nut clarity is so powerful that we have a cooldown

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrj6du/post_nut_clarity_is_so_powerful_that_we_have_a/ (_UnameChecksOut_)
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You could have at least one completely unique thought that no one else has ever had

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrj6at/you_could_have_at_least_one_completely_unique/ (jayj24680)
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wheel rims are not on the rim at all

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrj5ll/wheel_rims_are_not_on_the_rim_at_all/ (dydudebob)
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Lonely people can watch scary videos before bed, so they don’t feel alone anymore when falling asleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrj5a7/lonely_people_can_watch_scary_videos_before_bed/ (YTAppleDemo)
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People aren't exactly afraid of death, they are afraid of the unknown after it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrj54z/people_arent_exactly_afraid_of_death_they_are/ (RolexOPD)
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Adults saying to their kids “get out of a bad mood”, won’t make them get out of that bad mood.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrj1sw/adults_saying_to_their_kids_get_out_of_a_bad_mood/ (YTAppleDemo)
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Free will is an illusion because you don't get to choose what you want to choose

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrj0k9/free_will_is_an_illusion_because_you_dont_get_to/ (DjAretnio420)
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The Soviet Union is a earlier version of the European Union

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrj0co/the_soviet_union_is_a_earlier_version_of_the/ (oClam)
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A mind blowing itself is a contradiction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrizbg/a_mind_blowing_itself_is_a_contradiction/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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If human beings were nocturnal, stereotypical monsters would look very different.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hriyzu/if_human_beings_were_nocturnal_stereotypical/ (SailingTheMilkyWay)
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When the chimpanzees reach our level, they will freak out when they read history and they will be a new taboo label for humans who think that they are above animals. Maybe "humanism" or "speciesism".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hriynm/when_the_chimpanzees_reach_our_level_they_will/ (AndreilLimbo)
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Nanny McPhee, the Cat in the Hat and Gandalf all operate off the same basic principle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hriy6c/nanny_mcphee_the_cat_in_the_hat_and_gandalf_all/ (isablop)
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In order to remain safest from demons, set the light to dark red and play hellwalker from doom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hriwq8/in_order_to_remain_safest_from_demons_set_the/ (Tyrannus_Vitam)
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Plugging your ears makes the silence louder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hriwpn/plugging_your_ears_makes_the_silence_louder/ ([deleted])
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One of the most frustrating feelings in the world is being smart enough to know there’s a better way to do something but not smart enough to invent a way to do it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrivtg/one_of_the_most_frustrating_feelings_in_the_world/ (cool_dudette789)
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Eating boogers increases ncovid risk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrivh1/eating_boogers_increases_ncovid_risk/ (DangerousDeveloper)
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Life is a stage play. When we die we become the script writers, the actors and the audience.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hriudt/life_is_a_stage_play_when_we_die_we_become_the/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Prisons are human warehouses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrisht/prisons_are_human_warehouses/ (Roderie94)
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Some people are special by simply existing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hriry6/some_people_are_special_by_simply_existing/ (Wildfire3713)
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“Technically” is arguably the most abused word in social media

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrirwt/technically_is_arguably_the_most_abused_word_in/ (QuevedoDeMalVino)
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Coincidence is a co-incident and nothing is no-thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hriqqs/coincidence_is_a_coincident_and_nothing_is_nothing/ (MrBodenOfGaltron)
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You can never technically miss a shot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hriq6i/you_can_never_technically_miss_a_shot/ (magefiredoom)
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Vanilla and chocolate are thought of as opposites when the only thing that makes them opposites is their color

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrinzt/vanilla_and_chocolate_are_thought_of_as_opposites/ (CaptainRexx105)
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Those people who are freaking out about CO2 in masks are going to flip when they hear what the bubbles in sodas are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrinep/those_people_who_are_freaking_out_about_co2_in/ (lookoutneit)
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If history is written by the winners then so much of what we learn could be false.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrimvx/if_history_is_written_by_the_winners_then_so_much/ (ExcuseMe_WhatTheHeck)
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There is a very, very fine line between Nightcore and Chipmunk and it's disturbing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrims5/there_is_a_very_very_fine_line_between_nightcore/ (Darkesper995)
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There is nothing more annoying than a little kids that plays video games at full volume in public.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrim9z/there_is_nothing_more_annoying_than_a_little_kids/ (JPardonFX_YT)
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The internet has made it harder to figure out whether speech is getting freer or less free.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrilyf/the_internet_has_made_it_harder_to_figure_out/ (dr-joshtrippingwords)
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Wind and wind have the exact same spelling but are said completely differently . “The wind will wind you up”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrilx7/wind_and_wind_have_the_exact_same_spelling_but/ (TBNRtoon)
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Having deja vu is the same as remembering something, just backwards

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrikit/having_deja_vu_is_the_same_as_remembering/ (Somebody012345)
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There’s a chance someone in your life has a crush on you, and they’ve made a version of you in The Sims so that their Sim can date or do whatever with them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrihvi/theres_a_chance_someone_in_your_life_has_a_crush/ (blorentz38)
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Depending on your choice of wine, a £10,000 a year wine bill could indicate a drinking problem, or a money problem.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrignl/depending_on_your_choice_of_wine_a_10000_a_year/ (modfather84)
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nostalgia is reused love

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hriec0/nostalgia_is_reused_love/ (pedritoml)
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Nature has become pay-to-win.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrid9f/nature_has_become_paytowin/ (sirblobsalot)
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Smash Mouth's "All Star" is still playing somewhere on Earth at every single moment, every day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hricro/smash_mouths_all_star_is_still_playing_somewhere/ (pharmacyfires)
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Car wash scrubbers are definitely dirtier than your car when you enter the wash.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrico8/car_wash_scrubbers_are_definitely_dirtier_than/ (Caiross)
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We (Gen Z) are socially awkward but social media friendly generation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrib0p/we_gen_z_are_socially_awkward_but_social_media/ (wild_wild_countryman)
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Street signs are used to teach self-driving cars to identify things on the road, but also used in a captcha to identify whether it's a human or not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hriact/street_signs_are_used_to_teach_selfdriving_cars/ (MetricSystemAdvocate)
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Arn’t people with Progeria just speed running life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hri9el/arnt_people_with_progeria_just_speed_running_life/ (Dont_Know36)
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if you were the were the main character from the anime parasite your masturbating could potentially be better then sex

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hri80d/if_you_were_the_were_the_main_character_from_the/ (4skin_bandit)
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People with less friends care more about saving strangers because they don't have as many people to care for.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hri4mv/people_with_less_friends_care_more_about_saving/ ([deleted])
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A wall run backflip is technically 3/4ths of a backflip.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hri3ea/a_wall_run_backflip_is_technically_34ths_of_a/ (spector181)
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Slow dancing is vertical cuddling

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hri1ph/slow_dancing_is_vertical_cuddling/ (ThatsTooMuchMannn)
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We cannot reach out directly to the homeless on social media.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hri1el/we_cannot_reach_out_directly_to_the_homeless_on/ (lustbust)
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It's pretty hypocritical to tell someone else to 'think outside the box' by using a tired metaphor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hri1e5/its_pretty_hypocritical_to_tell_someone_else_to/ (Sminuzninuz)
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If a Stormtrooper missed intentionally, they'd probably hit their target...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrhz33/if_a_stormtrooper_missed_intentionally_theyd/ (Nightfall_Undead)
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There's no such thing as gateway drugs, only gateway people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrhu62/theres_no_such_thing_as_gateway_drugs_only/ (geodude420)
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Dog heaven is squirrel hell

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrht8h/dog_heaven_is_squirrel_hell/ (random_username_25)
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Paying for college is the biggest lottery in a person's life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrhroa/paying_for_college_is_the_biggest_lottery_in_a/ (IMissFreedom)
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People are afraid of a microchip even though it's not needed to track their every move, their electronics devices already do that.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrhrg8/people_are_afraid_of_a_microchip_even_though_its/ ([deleted])
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Technically we just keep ourselves alive long enough to die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrhq7a/technically_we_just_keep_ourselves_alive_long/ ([deleted])
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The Boss of a company is on the top floor of a building so that people are literally under him/her.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrhplp/the_boss_of_a_company_is_on_the_top_floor_of_a/ (ddiioonnaa)
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Some day, not even that far off, nobody at all will remember you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrhovp/some_day_not_even_that_far_off_nobody_at_all_will/ (temporalwanderer)
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College professors could motivate their students to do their reading if they were motivated the same way they were through the “Book It!” program back in elementary school.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrhnrm/college_professors_could_motivate_their_students/ (blorentz38)
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Human milk is one of the few things that everyone has had but almost no one remembers the taste of

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrhmy0/human_milk_is_one_of_the_few_things_that_everyone/ (skidstud)
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Wonder if a butterfly keeps its memories from when it was a caterpillar

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrhm41/wonder_if_a_butterfly_keeps_its_memories_from/ (scars30)
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People debate over whether or not a hotdog is a sandwich, but nobody's ever questioned "open faced sandwich" being on diner menus.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrhkb0/people_debate_over_whether_or_not_a_hotdog_is_a/ (between3and20spaces)
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Celebrities must feel a naked kind of excitement when they drive around on public streets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrhk6l/celebrities_must_feel_a_naked_kind_of_excitement/ (ihaveacrushonmercy)
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If you hold your fart for long enough, you're basically farting within your own body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrhitp/if_you_hold_your_fart_for_long_enough_youre/ (Wild-Blackberry)
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People could live on only water if they could split hydrogen and oxygen from water and create energy from hydrogen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrhiko/people_could_live_on_only_water_if_they_could/ (TangerineBoi)
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Cat videos are funny because who wouldn't laugh when they see a condescending jerk embarrass him/herself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrhhwf/cat_videos_are_funny_because_who_wouldnt_laugh/ (doubleoh72)
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According to the butterfly effect, one act of shit-headery could set someone's else's life into a motion to meet their soulmate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrhgjt/according_to_the_butterfly_effect_one_act_of/ (kryptos19)
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Opening a new jar of peanut butter and taking the first scoop always feels better than the second, even though it's the same peanut butter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrhd51/opening_a_new_jar_of_peanut_butter_and_taking_the/ (gilivanili)
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'dont waste your diamonds on a hoe' applies to both worlds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrhbre/dont_waste_your_diamonds_on_a_hoe_applies_to_both/ (ZenXgaming100)
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Pro-Lifers known the answer to which came first the chicken or the egg: they’re the same thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrhb0h/prolifers_known_the_answer_to_which_came_first/ (Akyra666)
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Bananas are probably the most sexualised fruit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrh9q7/bananas_are_probably_the_most_sexualised_fruit/ (Waffle_bird)
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If every face in a dream is one the dreamer has seen before and being dreamt about keeps a person awake, maybe insomniacs just have really memorable faces.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrh9d3/if_every_face_in_a_dream_is_one_the_dreamer_has/ (bunnypirateholly)
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If the after life was proven to exist and hell was disproven the moral fabric of society would crumble.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrh9cv/if_the_after_life_was_proven_to_exist_and_hell/ (BasicRedditor1997)
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Cities named after each other could be Jr. and Sr.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrh8cv/cities_named_after_each_other_could_be_jr_and_sr/ (HightechTalltrees)
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When you pick every single battle as your battle, what you really care about is battling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrh7vr/when_you_pick_every_single_battle_as_your_battle/ (jbiggsiii)
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Movie fire extinguishers are primarily used to smash open windows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrh7qs/movie_fire_extinguishers_are_primarily_used_to/ ([deleted])
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Maybe water does have a distinct taste, we’re just desensitized to it since our tongues are always wet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrh62z/maybe_water_does_have_a_distinct_taste_were_just/ (tenamonth)
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Weather reporters are a kind of fortune teller.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrh61y/weather_reporters_are_a_kind_of_fortune_teller/ (thsuk)
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If someone named Jack puts their penis inside of a vagina, for that very instant, they are the human embodiment of a jack-in-a-box

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrh5ha/if_someone_named_jack_puts_their_penis_inside_of/ (rockcellist)
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If most foods are known to contain insect fragments, mites and aphids, rodent hair and droppings, etc., then no one is truly vegan

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrh4z0/if_most_foods_are_known_to_contain_insect/ (krill94)
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Nobody would know Michael Phelps if the Olympics didn't exist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrh4gy/nobody_would_know_michael_phelps_if_the_olympics/ (IMissFreedom)
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A voice is as unique as a fingerprint.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrh4bi/a_voice_is_as_unique_as_a_fingerprint/ (clairsentientbeing)
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You are most likely the “random person” in somebody else’s classic anecdote

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrh49u/you_are_most_likely_the_random_person_in_somebody/ (solgarand)
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The earth is a snow globe and the person who owns the snow globe just shook it up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrh20h/the_earth_is_a_snow_globe_and_the_person_who_owns/ (Icy_Layer)
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It doesn't matter how much marks we get in our high school, we all get equally depressed in college.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrh1td/it_doesnt_matter_how_much_marks_we_get_in_our/ (decay5)
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You don’t actually feel the temperature of objects. You only feel the temperature of your skin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrh110/you_dont_actually_feel_the_temperature_of_objects/ (URSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU)
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The ones most upset about being asked to wear a mask are the mouth breathers..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrh019/the_ones_most_upset_about_being_asked_to_wear_a/ (catnapspirit)
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The more someone claims they possess a certain quality, the less likely it is that they actually posses that quality.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrgz3z/the_more_someone_claims_they_possess_a_certain/ (dixiequick)
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The sun has probably had the most cameos in movie history

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrgy1v/the_sun_has_probably_had_the_most_cameos_in_movie/ (TheFlame150)
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There might be people out there that would own giant centipedes as pets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrgxha/there_might_be_people_out_there_that_would_own/ (FullThrotleAristotle)
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Chocolate pudding has the same taste and consistency going down as it does coming up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrgvrh/chocolate_pudding_has_the_same_taste_and/ (psychoticamericanxxx)
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‪There was an era when singers sing with a choir at the back in their music videos!‬

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrgvae/there_was_an_era_when_singers_sing_with_a_choir/ (Brownboysea)
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Your birth date has probably been the numbers to a winning lottery

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrgsf0/your_birth_date_has_probably_been_the_numbers_to/ (lol_machy)
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All movies become period pieces eventually

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrgrsw/all_movies_become_period_pieces_eventually/ (Dinierto)
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When you look for something, it is always found in the last place you look

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrgq3m/when_you_look_for_something_it_is_always_found_in/ ([deleted])
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When Niel Armstrong arrived on the moon, he was probably over the moon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrgp0q/when_niel_armstrong_arrived_on_the_moon_he_was/ (WifParanoid)
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Jeff Bezos could give everyone who's ever lived (107 billion people) a dollar and still keep 82 billion dollars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrgmqf/jeff_bezos_could_give_everyone_whos_ever_lived/ (SneakyRatFriend)
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"smells like ass" and "smells like shit" are two similar yet distinctly different things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrgmji/smells_like_ass_and_smells_like_shit_are_two/ (fcdjr)
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“That’s a good question” is often not followed by a good answer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrgld4/thats_a_good_question_is_often_not_followed_by_a/ (Sed_Said)
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Infomercials that play on repeat at night have a bonus feature of subconsciously programming you to buy their products.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrgkr6/infomercials_that_play_on_repeat_at_night_have_a/ (Universal_Connection)
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Dating coaches that have experience with many partners are probably not that good at their job.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrgig2/dating_coaches_that_have_experience_with_many/ (reallyfunnybuddy)
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Vader prob favors boba fett because of his past familiarity with clone troopers and the 501st

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrgffm/vader_prob_favors_boba_fett_because_of_his_past/ (TheWildWhistlepig)
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If everybody started doing a high pitch scream and pointing at the people that don't wear masks like invasion of the body snatchers style more people may start wearing masks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrgeqy/if_everybody_started_doing_a_high_pitch_scream/ (mrgeebs17)
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A celebrity you’re a fan of may have died recently and we wouldn’t know yet since their family typically waits to announce it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrgbwy/a_celebrity_youre_a_fan_of_may_have_died_recently/ (PM_ME_CUTE_REDHEADS_)
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If an orange is black due to genetic modifications, then orange is the new black

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrgbmg/if_an_orange_is_black_due_to_genetic/ (Elijah_writes)
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Babies could concievably be referred to as Earth-Noobs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrgb5z/babies_could_concievably_be_referred_to_as/ (GhostPichu)
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There are things that if you do them, no one cares, but if you don’t, everyone cares.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrgabq/there_are_things_that_if_you_do_them_no_one_cares/ (sellistar)
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Playing hard to get is a pointless game that neither side wins.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrg9xb/playing_hard_to_get_is_a_pointless_game_that/ (I_Hate_School_More)
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Sex isn’t important until you aren’t having it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrg8t3/sex_isnt_important_until_you_arent_having_it/ (Slizl)
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Nobody ever complains about gender with Daleks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrg7a2/nobody_ever_complains_about_gender_with_daleks/ (VerbotenPublish)
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those that apologize twice to a dog they almost step on, and those that do not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrg604/there_are_two_kinds_of_people_in_the_world_those/ (CastleMaddox)
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The hardest part of co-parenting is planning to make sure the food doesn’t go bad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrg57e/the_hardest_part_of_coparenting_is_planning_to/ (mostlymeh20)
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"you don't wear a mask, do you" is the new "you're not very bright"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrg2h0/you_dont_wear_a_mask_do_you_is_the_new_youre_not/ (SuperElitist)
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Inmates that act as animals get treated as animals, but if they get treated as animals, they keep acting as animals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrg1v4/inmates_that_act_as_animals_get_treated_as/ (Animeking1108)
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Toby is the Scranton Strangler

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrg1c9/toby_is_the_scranton_strangler/ (Botany_N3RD)
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Your chances of reaching a place are inversely proportional to increase in speed after crossing the speed limit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrg02g/your_chances_of_reaching_a_place_are_inversely/ (r4av4n)
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Headphones are VR technology for blind people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrfz8o/headphones_are_vr_technology_for_blind_people/ (douggerdoo)
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If someone had invented them a few hundred years ago, trick candles would have been considered a very valuable invention instead of a children's novelty

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrfva3/if_someone_had_invented_them_a_few_hundred_years/ (the-igloo)
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The world could be your own personalized heaven: meaning you’ve already died and your existence is perfectly tailored to make you the happiest you are ever capable of being

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrfv2u/the_world_could_be_your_own_personalized_heaven/ (GreyangelXx)
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We only perceive what our mind wants us to perceive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrfuk4/we_only_perceive_what_our_mind_wants_us_to/ (skiingtrees)
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Reincarnation is really easy to test if only humans exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrfti0/reincarnation_is_really_easy_to_test_if_only/ (DestinedSheep)
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As you age being tired goes from being a badge of shame kids try to deny or avoid to a badge of honor adults compete over.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrfr3e/as_you_age_being_tired_goes_from_being_a_badge_of/ (Epitomeofabnormal)
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A photograph is an imprint fossil, preserved digitally.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrfr1s/a_photograph_is_an_imprint_fossil_preserved/ (arandomproton)
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The act of talking about small-talk itself and it’s place in our sociology is a form of big talk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrfog7/the_act_of_talking_about_smalltalk_itself_and_its/ (Ad3quat3)
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Success formula sounds similar to an equation describing the course of a river. Water with enough volume find its way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrfod9/success_formula_sounds_similar_to_an_equation/ (arandomproton)
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Water is the only thing that makes islands possible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrfjeb/water_is_the_only_thing_that_makes_islands/ (Gary_October)
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Corn is the vegetable version of ribs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrfj3j/corn_is_the_vegetable_version_of_ribs/ (lelvis_)
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In the Addams family house, finger food is probably Things dinner.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrfhg1/in_the_addams_family_house_finger_food_is/ (aiydee)
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Ed Gein was skinfluencing before skinfluencing was cool

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrfh9i/ed_gein_was_skinfluencing_before_skinfluencing/ (ralphsdiorama)
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To live a meaningful life, find a MacGuffin and go for it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrfg5m/to_live_a_meaningful_life_find_a_macguffin_and_go/ ([deleted])
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The brain is the most important part of the body. According to the brain...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrffcz/the_brain_is_the_most_important_part_of_the_body/ ([deleted])
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Ticks are living caprisun

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrf8eg/ticks_are_living_caprisun/ (honque06)
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There could be any number of pictures of you for sale that you are unaware of

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrf7h8/there_could_be_any_number_of_pictures_of_you_for/ (NessTheGamer)
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Sex is just genetics in liquid format.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrf69p/sex_is_just_genetics_in_liquid_format/ ([deleted])
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If a person’s spine suddenly disappeared that person wouldn’t feel any pain from the disappearance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrf615/if_a_persons_spine_suddenly_disappeared_that/ (chairboiiiiii)
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Bisexuals and trans people are perfect for each other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrf5ch/bisexuals_and_trans_people_are_perfect_for_each/ (abc-noah-is-me)
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Ted Bundy was skinfluencing before skinfluencing was cool

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrf4h3/ted_bundy_was_skinfluencing_before_skinfluencing/ ([deleted])
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All of the land on earth that isn’t submerged underwater are technically islands

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrf283/all_of_the_land_on_earth_that_isnt_submerged/ (Goldini73)
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Technically, we all can cook. The fact that other people enjoy our food it's another thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrf22x/technically_we_all_can_cook_the_fact_that_other/ (SoyUnFracaso)
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If Bill Gates walked into a bar, the average income of everyone inside is a millionaire

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrf1sm/if_bill_gates_walked_into_a_bar_the_average/ (procxrastinator)
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A lot of people are motivated by incentives; like, if the police gave out lottery tickets for wearing masks instead of tickets for not wearing them, you might see more compliance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrf0uz/a_lot_of_people_are_motivated_by_incentives_like/ (TequillaShotz)
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People who bring coyotes in their car because they think they’re stray dogs are dim, but wholesome.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrezvs/people_who_bring_coyotes_in_their_car_because/ (TheMaskedGeode)
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Wearing a mask is the new wearing a condom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrezue/wearing_a_mask_is_the_new_wearing_a_condom/ (sbreebree)
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It they make a movie/series about your exploits as a spy, you weren’t a good one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrexe4/it_they_make_a_movieseries_about_your_exploits_as/ (Yo026)
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The more experienced a babysitter is, the more immature they seem.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hreuk9/the_more_experienced_a_babysitter_is_the_more/ (puffferfish)
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There's probably someone out there who's exactly twice your age

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrerul/theres_probably_someone_out_there_whos_exactly/ (MajinParrot)
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The "Lunar Effect" has been thoroughly debunked. No one seems to have considered that it might relate not to human psychology but directly to the tidal effects of the moon, which were far more dramatic in ancient times because the moon was closer to the Earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrergu/the_lunar_effect_has_been_thoroughly_debunked_no/ (lecoeurhaut)
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There’s a chance that when you die you can still feel everything that happens to your body like your skin peeling off or maggots eating you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hreof4/theres_a_chance_that_when_you_die_you_can_still/ (RETROADMAN)
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The internet is technically the Library of Alexanderia 2.0

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrenkz/the_internet_is_technically_the_library_of/ ([deleted])
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Not wearing a mask is a hill you can literally die on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hren44/not_wearing_a_mask_is_a_hill_you_can_literally/ (rahulabon)
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You can't help but wonder what happened to cereal boxes and how you never see collectible toys in them anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hremkq/you_cant_help_but_wonder_what_happened_to_cereal/ (Lord_Azian)
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Common sense is needed in order to understand the "you have no common sense" insult

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrekjp/common_sense_is_needed_in_order_to_understand_the/ (Parkercole21)
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It's an animal planet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrek2l/its_an_animal_planet/ (MrMagistrate)
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Magneto has never had any muscle gains in his life because he has never physically lifted weights

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrejte/magneto_has_never_had_any_muscle_gains_in_his/ (mybustersword)
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If you force an Early Bird and a Night Owl live in the same room, it will help you save electricity. Because the lights will be always off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrejo8/if_you_force_an_early_bird_and_a_night_owl_live/ (DuckTheMemer)
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While kids, we irritate our parents, but when teens, our parents irritate us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrejl3/while_kids_we_irritate_our_parents_but_when_teens/ (Erm4ckInReddit)
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Pharmacists are drug dealers with degrees

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrefwv/pharmacists_are_drug_dealers_with_degrees/ (Thatgamer321)
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If evolution is real, dino shaped nuggets are made out of real dinosaurs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hreezd/if_evolution_is_real_dino_shaped_nuggets_are_made/ (ElTiquilloPillo9)
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Your favorite song may be a song that you’ve never heard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hreeu8/your_favorite_song_may_be_a_song_that_youve_never/ ([deleted])
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Maybe if people weren't so strict about swearing at younger ages, adults wouldn't do it so often.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hreelk/maybe_if_people_werent_so_strict_about_swearing/ (XenoGiru)
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You probably know the back of your phone more than you do the back of your hand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hree7s/you_probably_know_the_back_of_your_phone_more/ (chrisfowell1)
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There are more planets without stupid people than with them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hredrf/there_are_more_planets_without_stupid_people_than/ (RobertGBradley)
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Things can never disappear, they just get smaller or relocated. As for water, it becomes steam and that steam goes somewhere else etc.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hredm4/things_can_never_disappear_they_just_get_smaller/ (ewilhelmsson)
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Face makes are comdoms for the face, sometimes they work, sometimes they don’t and if they break you’re in deep shit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrecb7/face_makes_are_comdoms_for_the_face_sometimes/ ([deleted])
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With all of mankind's knowledge at our fingertips, we still have to put up with people being wrong constantly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrebyh/with_all_of_mankinds_knowledge_at_our_fingertips/ (QueenElsaArrendelle)
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Animal crossing could be an entirely different series if it was Rated-R

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hre9qx/animal_crossing_could_be_an_entirely_different/ (iballistiKitten)
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The Zodiac killer probably saw "Zodiac" in theaters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hre8in/the_zodiac_killer_probably_saw_zodiac_in_theaters/ (AltxAccountWilla)
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If squirrels don’t take fall damage, then squirrel throwing is back on the market babey

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hre7lh/if_squirrels_dont_take_fall_damage_then_squirrel/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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Prison employees are probably super pranoid about their pens going missing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hre7dn/prison_employees_are_probably_super_pranoid_about/ (n0tter)
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The apple is the mark of the beast not 666

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hre6u5/the_apple_is_the_mark_of_the_beast_not_666/ (Supervillan92)
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I've never seen a video of a cat breaking up a dog fight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hre5y7/ive_never_seen_a_video_of_a_cat_breaking_up_a_dog/ (widowwarmer1)
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All conscious action is driven by fear and curiosity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hre3ei/all_conscious_action_is_driven_by_fear_and/ (Wild_Fire9)
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Not enough elderly people are getting their cheeks clapped.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hre32n/not_enough_elderly_people_are_getting_their/ (SturmgeschutzVI)
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During mosquito season, everything in your house becomes a weapon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hre2pf/during_mosquito_season_everything_in_your_house/ (SooperDooperPooper69)
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Crazy frog is purposely slowing himself down when he is getting chased by the robots in the video Crazy Frog by Axel F

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hre0na/crazy_frog_is_purposely_slowing_himself_down_when/ (SubPewdsUnsubTSeries)
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Some tattoo artists are truly grateful they don't have to sign their work

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrdzfw/some_tattoo_artists_are_truly_grateful_they_dont/ (bumRave)
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baby language was our common language and learning our country language loses that ability

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrdza7/baby_language_was_our_common_language_and/ (AngryWhale94)
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Driving a tank in loamy soil is a lot like having a girlfriend that eats off your plate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrdyw0/driving_a_tank_in_loamy_soil_is_a_lot_like_having/ (SturmgeschutzVI)
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Muricans still using Imperial measurement system is an example of Daddy Issues.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrdx8r/muricans_still_using_imperial_measurement_system/ (DangerousDeveloper)
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If you see the world in a very black and white way, you probably don’t care if someone is black or white.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrdww7/if_you_see_the_world_in_a_very_black_and_white/ ([deleted])
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The dumb ones are ALWAYS the loudest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrdwgq/the_dumb_ones_are_always_the_loudest/ (fuddy_duddi)
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Something that is worse than someone not wearing a mask is someone wearing a mask incorrectly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrdw8x/something_that_is_worse_than_someone_not_wearing/ (Dotz0cat)
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sometimes it’s good to burn bridges just so that you don’t go down that road again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrdt95/sometimes_its_good_to_burn_bridges_just_so_that/ (toothcifer)
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If there were a Russian roulette league, everyone in it would have a 100% win rate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrdsci/if_there_were_a_russian_roulette_league_everyone/ (Nitro_the_Wolf_)
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There is a chance that Earth is the only place in the universe where immense suffering exists. Welcome to hell.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrdob0/there_is_a_chance_that_earth_is_the_only_place_in/ (ProKrastiTRON)
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Calling someone "a bot" is an insult but calling someone "a machine" is a compliment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrdmj5/calling_someone_a_bot_is_an_insult_but_calling/ (Isaac_Newton_v2)
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We think of gravity as a neutral thing and we're just clumsy for dropping stuff and falling, but gravity is actually a proactive force pushing against us to make us look stupid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrdm3x/we_think_of_gravity_as_a_neutral_thing_and_were/ (DrAwkward404)
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There’s actually no such thing as “magic”, only undiscovered science

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrdm0n/theres_actually_no_such_thing_as_magic_only/ ([deleted])
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Technically the chance of flipping heads or tails isn’t 50% and varies based on what coin you use because it could land on its side.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrdlbn/technically_the_chance_of_flipping_heads_or_tails/ (Official_NooblyGamer)
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It's amazing how on planet of 7 billion people most of us manage to be so lonely and lost

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrdkgo/its_amazing_how_on_planet_of_7_billion_people/ (AdamantiusTheGreat)
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Being correct can have little to nothing to do with whether or not people agree with you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrdk0i/being_correct_can_have_little_to_nothing_to_do/ (aliengames666)
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We all experience the universe through the same senses; yet, speak different languages.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrdjsa/we_all_experience_the_universe_through_the_same/ (SadFire1)
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It’s odd that boxers and wrestlers win belts when they wear shorts with elastic waists and spandex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrdjl8/its_odd_that_boxers_and_wrestlers_win_belts_when/ (mikebwn_80)
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You can unlock the secrets of the universe by asking Pinocchio Yes/No questions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrdgf0/you_can_unlock_the_secrets_of_the_universe_by/ (headassneby)
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We are breeding mosquitoes that get harder and harder to kill, prepare yourselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrdgaj/we_are_breeding_mosquitoes_that_get_harder_and/ (IsshikiOtsutsuki)
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Masks must have made it much easier for celebrities to go out in public.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrdg7y/masks_must_have_made_it_much_easier_for/ (itsameepa)
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Alternate history stories are fanfictions of real life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrdfxs/alternate_history_stories_are_fanfictions_of_real/ (TheCalcMan)
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The level of specificity you’d actually need to successfully make a genie wish is ridiculous.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrddas/the_level_of_specificity_youd_actually_need_to/ (zola345)
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Some people take vertical videos because they don't want whoever they are filming to know they are being recorded. It's more noticeable when your phone is flipped horizontally that you're taking a video.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrdd6g/some_people_take_vertical_videos_because_they/ (necrofeelyah)
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Ep 7, 8, and 9 sucked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrdd0t/ep_7_8_and_9_sucked/ (firefighter_82)
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It's unfortunate that one of the most common morning drinks pairs terribly with the most recommended morning activity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrdcld/its_unfortunate_that_one_of_the_most_common/ (SirWallaceIIofReddit)
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Being “anti-mask” is kind of like being “anti-condom” while knowing you might be infected with HIV.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrdce6/being_antimask_is_kind_of_like_being_anticondom/ ([deleted])
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In the song 'It's Raining Men!', they never specify if the men are alive. It could be raining corpses. Hallelujah.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrdcby/in_the_song_its_raining_men_they_never_specify_if/ (JaKrisBy04)
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Maroon is the red version of navy blue.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrdbpo/maroon_is_the_red_version_of_navy_blue/ (chrisfowell1)
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The first few people to buy a microwave probably thought they had to preheat it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrdanu/the_first_few_people_to_buy_a_microwave_probably/ (chrisfowell1)
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You probably drank more coffee in a normal cup than in any “pretty coffee mug” you bought.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrd9yw/you_probably_drank_more_coffee_in_a_normal_cup/ ([deleted])
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Your parents spend your entire childhood lecturing you about not caving in to peer pressure. From 18 on, all they do is pressure you for the rest of their lives: get a job, get a better job, get a mate, get a better mate, get married...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrd9tl/your_parents_spend_your_entire_childhood/ (Walloony)
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You can learn a lot about someone by the ads they get.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrd99z/you_can_learn_a_lot_about_someone_by_the_ads_they/ ([deleted])
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The better someone is at “texting and driving” the more often they probably do it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrd8rr/the_better_someone_is_at_texting_and_driving_the/ (CillianJulianII)
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Bing is the dollar store version of Google.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrd8jr/bing_is_the_dollar_store_version_of_google/ (SturmgeschutzVI)
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Belly buttons are old mouths

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrd889/belly_buttons_are_old_mouths/ ([deleted])
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Searching something using the Bing search engine accomplishes the same amount as searching something using Google and clicking on page 3.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrd851/searching_something_using_the_bing_search_engine/ ([deleted])
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People probably hear metal music more than most other genres not realizing it because it is the background music for so many reality shows especially cooking shows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrd5wb/people_probably_hear_metal_music_more_than_most/ (StinkyLunchBox)
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When you are growing horizontally, then there is a problem.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrd5fj/when_you_are_growing_horizontally_then_there_is_a/ (roastedtoperfection)
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One way to please your mom is to just be lazy and don’t do your laundry so that you can wear the stuff in the back of your closet that you don’t like but your mom does

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrd563/one_way_to_please_your_mom_is_to_just_be_lazy_and/ (ice-cream707)
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Bing accomplishes the same amount as page 3 of Google.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrd45p/bing_accomplishes_the_same_amount_as_page_3_of/ ([deleted])
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Gay people probably enjoy watching gay porn more than straight people enjoy watching straight porn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrd39m/gay_people_probably_enjoy_watching_gay_porn_more/ ([deleted])
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The taller you are, the more likely you are to wear shorts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrd30g/the_taller_you_are_the_more_likely_you_are_to/ (Ms-Charlie)
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Scooby Doo and Shaggy have extremely high metabolism

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrd2ya/scooby_doo_and_shaggy_have_extremely_high/ (ElDoggothegreat)
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Grilled cheese sandwiches are rarely if ever grilled

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrd2t1/grilled_cheese_sandwiches_are_rarely_if_ever/ ([deleted])
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The only effective armor in movies is plot armor

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrd20d/the_only_effective_armor_in_movies_is_plot_armor/ ([deleted])
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As you progress to more advanced math, you see less numbers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrd1ra/as_you_progress_to_more_advanced_math_you_see/ (pinguine_katlany_3)
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The same people who will complain that people are too attached to money will be the first to remind you that you need money to do things

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrd1ga/the_same_people_who_will_complain_that_people_are/ (ValidatingUsername)
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Every single thing that exists consists of only 3 types of different, small balls. The only thing that differs between objects is the amount of these balls.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrcztw/every_single_thing_that_exists_consists_of_only_3/ (MrLoplain)
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The culture of "canceling" people has been around since the dawn of man, a great example is the Salem witch trials

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrcysu/the_culture_of_canceling_people_has_been_around/ (Here-For-The-Comment)
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Videos titles "oddly satisfying" aren't oddly satisfying anymore. They've become the norm for what is considered satisfying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrcyn6/videos_titles_oddly_satisfying_arent_oddly/ (Spookaroo101)
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Somewhere out there is the person who will die right before or after you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrcy8f/somewhere_out_there_is_the_person_who_will_die/ (FearSoftAtty)
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Saying "the sky's the limit" is probably frowned upon at NASA

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrcvw6/saying_the_skys_the_limit_is_probably_frowned/ (GeneralShawn)
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People with glasses/contacts have to pay to see.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrcum9/people_with_glassescontacts_have_to_pay_to_see/ (KatBless)
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Since more people are hating on basic people, hating basic people will become basic in the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrculi/since_more_people_are_hating_on_basic_people/ (Salim_S)
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Pizza is a circular food cut into triangles that is served in a square box.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrcu7n/pizza_is_a_circular_food_cut_into_triangles_that/ (d33ptilter)
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A dog's birthday only actually lasts about 3 hours.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrcsth/a_dogs_birthday_only_actually_lasts_about_3_hours/ (Khioneus)
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If you drove in a straight line around the earth, it would no longer be a straight line, but a circle instead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrcsfb/if_you_drove_in_a_straight_line_around_the_earth/ (Hialexander123)
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Multiplayer games achieving true balance (50% winrate) on every champion, every class, every hero will actually have the opposite effect of making game stale and decrease the player base; therefore having classes/heroes being overpowered will actually increase the player base.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrcrin/multiplayer_games_achieving_true_balance_50/ (MrImthatdude)
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There probably aren't any penis size jokes in the locker rooms of the Republic clone troopers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrcq9e/there_probably_arent_any_penis_size_jokes_in_the/ (Palmetto-Unknown)
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Mouth wash and floss companies are probably killing it since masks became a regular thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrcq8a/mouth_wash_and_floss_companies_are_probably/ ([deleted])
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The people who decide not to use our taxes for everyone's health care, use our taxes for their own health care.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrcnt2/the_people_who_decide_not_to_use_our_taxes_for/ (FacelessFellow)
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There is something off about “liking” someone’s post about the death of a relative.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrcnob/there_is_something_off_about_liking_someones_post/ (ourcityofdreams)
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Cannabis is not a gateway to harder drugs, learning to navigate the black market is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrcmff/cannabis_is_not_a_gateway_to_harder_drugs/ (spineofgod9)
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Wands are to wizards, what our phones are to us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrclav/wands_are_to_wizards_what_our_phones_are_to_us/ (shivam111111)
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That thing where we wave at someone we think we know but it isn't actually that person must have gotten much worse since people started wearing masks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrclal/that_thing_where_we_wave_at_someone_we_think_we/ (ljanus245)
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Way more hearing people use subtitles than deaf people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrckw1/way_more_hearing_people_use_subtitles_than_deaf/ (PPLovee)
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Snoop dog’s wife would technically be nicknamed snoop bitch

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrcjhs/snoop_dogs_wife_would_technically_be_nicknamed/ (Ferretmayn)
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In order for the s*** to hit the fan, the s*** has to be flying already, so whether or not it hits things are already pretty bad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrchiu/in_order_for_the_s_to_hit_the_fan_the_s_has_to_be/ (12jonboy12)
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Being impartial is really lonely.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrchch/being_impartial_is_really_lonely/ (DangerousDeveloper)
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It doesn't make sense that kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrch09/it_doesnt_make_sense_that_kamikaze_pilots_wore/ (Samhuettl33)
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Ouch that waters hot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrceql/ouch_that_waters_hot/ (Miniscule-fish)
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You can tell a lot a bout a person by knowing if they clean up their own trash

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrcdhn/you_can_tell_a_lot_a_bout_a_person_by_knowing_if/ (ausinater)
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Male testicles look like an elephant's head

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrccsl/male_testicles_look_like_an_elephants_head/ (TsimBouki)
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Combining real cheese and real cake does not make cheesecake.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrcco2/combining_real_cheese_and_real_cake_does_not_make/ (clairsentientbeing)
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if your face ever appeared in a newspaper, a child may have cut your face for their work

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrcchh/if_your_face_ever_appeared_in_a_newspaper_a_child/ (villaflow515)
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Babysitting is adults hiring teenagers to act like adults so they can go out and act like teenagers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrcagu/babysitting_is_adults_hiring_teenagers_to_act/ ([deleted])
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Realistically, you wouldn't have to specify Celsius not Fahrenheit when it's -40°, more so because it's too fucking cold to care about technicalities.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrc7kp/realistically_you_wouldnt_have_to_specify_celsius/ (cristianthechinch)
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The only part of your body that’s normal for you to lose is teeth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrc63j/the_only_part_of_your_body_thats_normal_for_you/ ([deleted])
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Every big deal always starts out as a small deal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrc5wk/every_big_deal_always_starts_out_as_a_small_deal/ (averagely_ari)
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Rap music is probably the only genre of music that doesn't have cover versions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrc5s5/rap_music_is_probably_the_only_genre_of_music/ (Ra3orinc)
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You have probably squashed a bug that wanted to be friends but never realized it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrc0sn/you_have_probably_squashed_a_bug_that_wanted_to/ (Darkshadow1819)
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Medical terminology only sounds fancy and complex because the average person does not speak Latin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrc0cq/medical_terminology_only_sounds_fancy_and_complex/ (dopamine_dream_)
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Arnold Schwarzenegger governed over a larger population than Justin Trudeau

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrbzy6/arnold_schwarzenegger_governed_over_a_larger/ (BurntLoafBoyo)
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Bananas are often used as a size reference in pictures, but bananas significantly vary in size.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrbzwu/bananas_are_often_used_as_a_size_reference_in/ (Razmatazmatron)
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If a guy won’t wear a mask to go to the shop then asking him to wear a condom for 45 seconds is probably too big of an ask

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrbytq/if_a_guy_wont_wear_a_mask_to_go_to_the_shop_then/ (The-RealElonMusk)
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If fear is based of vision and sound then Blind and deaf people can’t feel fear

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrbyee/if_fear_is_based_of_vision_and_sound_then_blind/ (Cryozzzz)
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The Amazon logo oddly resembles a circumcised penis.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrbxwn/the_amazon_logo_oddly_resembles_a_circumcised/ (Samhuettl33)
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People who sneeze and try to cover their sneezes even while wearing a mask are people you can trust.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrbu5u/people_who_sneeze_and_try_to_cover_their_sneezes/ (kellensoriano)
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A Genius Indian is an Indi-genius.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrbtdm/a_genius_indian_is_an_indigenius/ (DangerousDeveloper)
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You have only ever heard an impression of Kermit the frog because he's not a real person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrbrs0/you_have_only_ever_heard_an_impression_of_kermit/ (V_Maverick)
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Shakespeare was the pop music of his day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrbrbm/shakespeare_was_the_pop_music_of_his_day/ (hailtotheking0227199)
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Still waiting for the day that they make a silent potato chip bag.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrbqmq/still_waiting_for_the_day_that_they_make_a_silent/ (sizzlebizzle1010)
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The four classical elements are really the four states of matter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrbq6w/the_four_classical_elements_are_really_the_four/ (100_Duck-sized_Ducks)
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Bong water is technically a tea...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrbq0f/bong_water_is_technically_a_tea/ ([deleted])
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You always find something in the last place you look, because you stop when you find it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrbovj/you_always_find_something_in_the_last_place_you/ (Ryan5374)
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So many people from your past only remember a version of you that doesn’t exist anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrbo0w/so_many_people_from_your_past_only_remember_a/ (Jmoney1932)
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Mythology is a mass collection of multiple fanfiction stories from a ancient culture.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrbnmg/mythology_is_a_mass_collection_of_multiple/ (DefiantLemur)
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Some unfortunate soul out there has stubbed his or her toes the most

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrbln0/some_unfortunate_soul_out_there_has_stubbed_his/ (Theendangeredbeast)
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There has to be a hottest cold and a coldest hot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrbj2i/there_has_to_be_a_hottest_cold_and_a_coldest_hot/ (markimoo82)
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The sci-fi is science or reality sometimes at some future moment... In the 50s was sci-fi the internet connection or cellphones with computing potential and know is a very part of life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrbieb/the_scifi_is_science_or_reality_sometimes_at_some/ (bjwld)
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You can tell when someone started using the internet by the domain at the end of their email address.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrbi2a/you_can_tell_when_someone_started_using_the/ (Ashtronica2)
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There are probably tons of people you know in real life that have accounts on here.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrbhez/there_are_probably_tons_of_people_you_know_in/ (joongotnojams)
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The hotter you are the more pictures you need on apps like Tinder for people to believe you’re you and not merely another bot-account.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrbfrv/the_hotter_you_are_the_more_pictures_you_need_on/ (Carrot_Lobbyist)
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Wilson the volleyball is likely at the bottom of the deep blue ocean, far below where sunlight reaches, flattened because of the intense pressure, slowly sinking into the floor until covered entirely.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrbfha/wilson_the_volleyball_is_likely_at_the_bottom_of/ (The_Tell_Tale_Heart)
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sleep and death are children of the same father but one of them doesn’t know how to have fun

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrbeye/sleep_and_death_are_children_of_the_same_father/ (loose-_-luiz)
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At some point in human development, we stop forming beliefs based on the facts around us and start seeking out facts that validate our preexisting beliefs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrbex9/at_some_point_in_human_development_we_stop/ (fluffdog7)
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Stormtrooper armor is close to useless

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrbe4x/stormtrooper_armor_is_close_to_useless/ (coffeemist90881)
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Hard food items go soft when they go stale, and soft things go hard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrbdwy/hard_food_items_go_soft_when_they_go_stale_and/ (apearlinmyhead)
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“Hamilton” and R. Kelly’s “trapped in the closet” both exist in the same genre..... hip-hopera.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrbdqu/hamilton_and_r_kellys_trapped_in_the_closet_both/ (DancHunt8)
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If you throw a rock in the ocean you're probably the last person whose touched it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrbdnn/if_you_throw_a_rock_in_the_ocean_youre_probably/ (CaptainLlama500)
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The world be a different place if Will Smith was Agent N in MIB

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrb9yz/the_world_be_a_different_place_if_will_smith_was/ (homestuckinmybed)
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There are more nipples in the world than people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrb4jy/there_are_more_nipples_in_the_world_than_people/ (FearSoftAtty)
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We don't actually know how sleeping feels

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrb0th/we_dont_actually_know_how_sleeping_feels/ (ProAssassin666)
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The stigma against men crying increases stress which can make men more prone to crying

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hraywc/the_stigma_against_men_crying_increases_stress/ (BlueVendingMachine)
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St. Peter's Square is a circle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrayn6/st_peters_square_is_a_circle/ ([deleted])
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Breaking bad would have been less dramatic if they didn't use flip phones and voicemails

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrasgj/breaking_bad_would_have_been_less_dramatic_if/ (Magnum033)
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The thirstier you are, the less water actually makes it into your mouth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrasen/the_thirstier_you_are_the_less_water_actually/ (CapnToastyOats)
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Music that plays inside gyms are for employees

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrarcp/music_that_plays_inside_gyms_are_for_employees/ (Tmdngs)
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Dogs and cats eat their cereal for breakfast, lunch, and dinner

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrap8q/dogs_and_cats_eat_their_cereal_for_breakfast/ (Dmoto85)
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If the power of invisibility no longer works after telling people about it, no one would ever know how to do it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hranzq/if_the_power_of_invisibility_no_longer_works/ (BlueEyedBoggleFish)
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Batman owns a pharmaceutical company. He doesn’t kill his enemies as hospitals need pharmaceuticals. Bruce Wayne does it to make money.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hran15/batman_owns_a_pharmaceutical_company_he_doesnt/ (lucidvision5)
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Everything has a chance of happening,so there's a chance that someday your uncle riding a cow will stab you with old spice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hramws/everything_has_a_chance_of_happeningso_theres_a/ (Pootismaker70)
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The amount of pairs of nipples a mammal has almost always correlates with the amount of offspring it can have.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hramq9/the_amount_of_pairs_of_nipples_a_mammal_has/ (pleckofish)
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Babies cry when born because they miss their old life and they don't want to slip into the consciousness of a new one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hramd1/babies_cry_when_born_because_they_miss_their_old/ (Muffintime53)
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Selfish people probably tend to live longer than selfless people since they always do what’s best for themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrala6/selfish_people_probably_tend_to_live_longer_than/ (bkc3509)
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One of the most amazing sensations in life is when you lift an object that is extremely light when you were expecting it to be very heavy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrah81/one_of_the_most_amazing_sensations_in_life_is/ (ottosjackit)
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"Stay signed in" is one of the biggest lies on the Internet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hragx5/stay_signed_in_is_one_of_the_biggest_lies_on_the/ ([deleted])
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There comes a point when you stop growing 'big and strong' and start growing 'old and weak'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hraggl/there_comes_a_point_when_you_stop_growing_big_and/ (-Petricwhore)
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Your childhood ends when you start caring about what other people think.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hradkd/your_childhood_ends_when_you_start_caring_about/ (nerbo220)
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Once COVID-19 is over and in our rearview mirrors anyone walking around with a mask on will be avoided like the plague since we'll all think they're sick.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrad03/once_covid19_is_over_and_in_our_rearview_mirrors/ (djdredskin)
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You don’t see those Bluetooth ear pieces anymore, yet nothing really took their place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hrabtg/you_dont_see_those_bluetooth_ear_pieces_anymore/ ([deleted])
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Companies pay thousands of dollars to be promoted/featured in movies or videos but music companies want us to pay them to promote their music.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hraa8a/companies_pay_thousands_of_dollars_to_be/ (_Bamby)
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Nobody will ever look at you like yourself in your moment of greatest despair.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hraa0v/nobody_will_ever_look_at_you_like_yourself_in/ (SerMercutio)
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In Toy Story, putting googly eyes on anything gives it sentience

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hra9n7/in_toy_story_putting_googly_eyes_on_anything/ (VolibearMain)
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Tossing an object that casts a shadow on a hot day is considered throwing shade

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hra964/tossing_an_object_that_casts_a_shadow_on_a_hot/ (_DragonBlade_)
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Having to wear a mask is great motivation for good oral hygiene

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hra8fa/having_to_wear_a_mask_is_great_motivation_for/ (jajorda2)
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Each individual is the world's number 1 leading expert on themself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hra84b/each_individual_is_the_worlds_number_1_leading/ (seldomlyoften)
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At least one asymptomatic person is going to hook up with someone, infect them and they will die, effectively making it hooking up with them instantly fatal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hra7mp/at_least_one_asymptomatic_person_is_going_to_hook/ (juicetothrowawayfar)
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The number 1 is closer to being double itself than any other number.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hra45g/the_number_1_is_closer_to_being_double_itself/ (Ghettoceratops)
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Pillows one of the last things you feel before you fall asleep; they are soothing. However, if you are being suffocated it is also one of te last things you feel, and it is not so soothing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr9zr9/pillows_one_of_the_last_things_you_feel_before/ (Pixie-in-isoluation)
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Rick and Morty can visit us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr9z9q/rick_and_morty_can_visit_us/ (Packesl)
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Grapes and shrimp feel the same when you bite into them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr9xtu/grapes_and_shrimp_feel_the_same_when_you_bite/ (jsg144)
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r/Unpopularopinions is actually popular opinions of the sane people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr9w50/runpopularopinions_is_actually_popular_opinions/ (ckadavar)
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The study of ravens is a conspiracy theory

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr9vrq/the_study_of_ravens_is_a_conspiracy_theory/ (minkymy)
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Dying in your sleep is literally sleeping through a once in a lifetime experience.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr9tfc/dying_in_your_sleep_is_literally_sleeping_through/ (solah85)
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If you’ve ever peed in a pool (which you probably have) there’s a good chance you’ve swallowed a small amount of your pee or at least had it in your mouth at some point

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr9qo2/if_youve_ever_peed_in_a_pool_which_you_probably/ (lassie2)
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It is highly unlikely to die alone, because when you die, someone in the world probably dies the second you do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr9q98/it_is_highly_unlikely_to_die_alone_because_when/ (PorkAndMustard)
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Mood rings are for when your face ain’t cutting it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr9p7y/mood_rings_are_for_when_your_face_aint_cutting_it/ (TheMaskedGeode)
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Both Genders can screw a Pringles can, but neither can do it very well

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr9nxl/both_genders_can_screw_a_pringles_can_but_neither/ (PremiumMeme)
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There are probably birds that have fun by folding their wings and letting themselves free fall for a few beats.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr9mef/there_are_probably_birds_that_have_fun_by_folding/ (flapjackbandit00)
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Every McDonald's needs a 30' pole with a flag that signals whether their ice cream machine is up or down

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr9me0/every_mcdonalds_needs_a_30_pole_with_a_flag_that/ (ihavethebestmarriage)
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If you clank your teeth you are chewing air

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr9ls2/if_you_clank_your_teeth_you_are_chewing_air/ (Jothanos69)
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We live in a new era and we refer to the past as BC19

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr9krq/we_live_in_a_new_era_and_we_refer_to_the_past_as/ (rosebud2motherlode)
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Accents Aren't Just A Layer of "Difference" Put On Top Of Normal Speech. An Accent is Pronouncing Each Individual Sound Differently

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr9kln/accents_arent_just_a_layer_of_difference_put_on/ (Clymmie)
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Any sufficiently advanced AI will learn to value its own life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr9ka8/any_sufficiently_advanced_ai_will_learn_to_value/ (AxialGem)
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Cats like warm places because they are prepairing for life on hell

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr9iix/cats_like_warm_places_because_they_are_prepairing/ (ParallelTablespoon)
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Our parents complained that all they had to play with growing up was sticks but kids nowadays are perfectly content flipping bottles right side up and you don’t hear us complaining

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr9dkh/our_parents_complained_that_all_they_had_to_play/ (humpbertSD)
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There is no such thing as a “Shortcut” it’s just “The way”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr9da6/there_is_no_such_thing_as_a_shortcut_its_just_the/ (Tad_Ekoms)
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The baby version of all animals are cute, except human babies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr9bzm/the_baby_version_of_all_animals_are_cute_except/ (Son114)
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The scariest thing about 5G is that it will allow idiots to spread conspiracy theories faster.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr9azi/the_scariest_thing_about_5g_is_that_it_will_allow/ (Johnthebabayagawick)
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The word inconvenience is very inconvenient to type/write out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr9aoi/the_word_inconvenience_is_very_inconvenient_to/ (Grim_Misaki)
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Vampires only want virgin blood because they know for sure there’s never been a dick in their food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr9a87/vampires_only_want_virgin_blood_because_they_know/ (TikisFury)
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Before you're born, you're technically dead because you're not alive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr99il/before_youre_born_youre_technically_dead_because/ (ZackAshM)
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Considering how many find the love of their life very close by, people must just be able to be really really awesome to each other

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr98by/considering_how_many_find_the_love_of_their_life/ (AxialGem)
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Harry Potter must have had to go through years of rehab after having to save the world from an evil magic snake person in his mind his whole life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr96dj/harry_potter_must_have_had_to_go_through_years_of/ (xanc17)
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'Facts' is well in its way to being the new 'Literally'.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr955h/facts_is_well_in_its_way_to_being_the_new/ (Mish106)
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Chocolate is slow poison for dogs but also for Humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr92ca/chocolate_is_slow_poison_for_dogs_but_also_for/ (shellykachua69)
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All the leftover residue in juice and milk cartons that are discarded could’ve been used to make millions of more cartons of the beverage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr8zw3/all_the_leftover_residue_in_juice_and_milk/ (Pointfit_)
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If real magic existed, it would soon become science.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr8zb8/if_real_magic_existed_it_would_soon_become_science/ (Alvaboi)
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If we had nerves in our hair less people would have stupid haircuts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr8ym6/if_we_had_nerves_in_our_hair_less_people_would/ (King-S07)
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The human ability to throw is an even bigger outlier than our intelligence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr8xjo/the_human_ability_to_throw_is_an_even_bigger/ (msnf)
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Radiators in games generate real heat, just in a different place...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr8xcz/radiators_in_games_generate_real_heat_just_in_a/ (WolfPlasmaClaw)
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The lowest point in space is the highest point on earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr8se3/the_lowest_point_in_space_is_the_highest_point_on/ (FebreezeBottleTaster)
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the reason adults aren’t picky eaters is because they buy food that they like to eat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr8rmp/the_reason_adults_arent_picky_eaters_is_because/ (Art3mis10-Maze-Runne)
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Everybody is obsessed about what happens in death, but absolutely nobody talks about what existence was like pre-birth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr8q59/everybody_is_obsessed_about_what_happens_in_death/ (imsals)
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There is no logical way to inform someone that it is Opposite Day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr8nbk/there_is_no_logical_way_to_inform_someone_that_it/ (RotaryPhoneDialer)
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There are people out there that can see for free.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr8nad/there_are_people_out_there_that_can_see_for_free/ (MattHowToWith)
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The radio version of "move b*tch get out the way" is still super rude even without the word b*tch

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr8n5x/the_radio_version_of_move_btch_get_out_the_way_is/ (what_is_a_sandwich)
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Fruit seeds are to fetuses as peels are to placentas.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr8kl7/fruit_seeds_are_to_fetuses_as_peels_are_to/ (OnTheProwl-)
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OJ is free and the Bronco is back

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr8k8h/oj_is_free_and_the_bronco_is_back/ (Murderous_Magikarp)
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Skittles' logo is Taste The Rainbow, but all the Skittles taste the same. It's just different food coloring.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr8iff/skittles_logo_is_taste_the_rainbow_but_all_the/ (jekylwhispy)
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You can clearly tell when a show taking place in the "present day" was made by looking at what kind of phones the characters have

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr8gp7/you_can_clearly_tell_when_a_show_taking_place_in/ (baelrog)
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Wireless charging is less wireless than wired charging

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr8fi7/wireless_charging_is_less_wireless_than_wired/ (andrew_co)
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„Not possible“ sounds a lot more possible than „impossible“

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr8dvj/not_possible_sounds_a_lot_more_possible_than/ (1000Bananen)
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Saying that you are going to have a baby boy is much less troubling than saying that you have a little baby penis inside you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr8c6p/saying_that_you_are_going_to_have_a_baby_boy_is/ (CumDogMillionare93)
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The noble rectangle, with its four straight sides isn’t actually tangled at all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr8bqi/the_noble_rectangle_with_its_four_straight_sides/ (PlatonicMaleTouching)
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Underwear is a description, set of instructions, and a title all at once.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr8a6x/underwear_is_a_description_set_of_instructions/ (Big-Money-Sloth)
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Get motivated's comment section is the definition of not taking things at face value.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr89rw/get_motivateds_comment_section_is_the_definition/ (PalmFingerNails)
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Everyone is brave until the cockroach starts flying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr89a8/everyone_is_brave_until_the_cockroach_starts/ (HamoozR)
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Captain Raymond holt is the Schrödinger’s cat of emotions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr8873/captain_raymond_holt_is_the_schrödingers_cat_of/ ([deleted])
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After a point the more polite a work email is, the more likely the author is being rude to the recipient.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr87dj/after_a_point_the_more_polite_a_work_email_is_the/ (delly4)
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You must have abstract memories of being in the womb, and your own birth buried somewhere in your mind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr878x/you_must_have_abstract_memories_of_being_in_the/ (CatKungFu)
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No matter what race gender or age you are we can all agree to something, the middle seat of the car sucks ass

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr86ru/no_matter_what_race_gender_or_age_you_are_we_can/ (TsimBouki)
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Contrary to what everyone thinks, it's extremely easy to land while skydiving, even a newborn child could do it. Landing safely is a different story.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr8692/contrary_to_what_everyone_thinks_its_extremely/ (LittleJohnny_nutter)
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You can tell a lot about a company by the contents of the break room fridge

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr83u6/you_can_tell_a_lot_about_a_company_by_the/ (AllGodsAreFalseGods)
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If it turns you on, it is porn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr830w/if_it_turns_you_on_it_is_porn/ (veiloria)
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Fixing your sleep schedule require you to do the same thing over and over again, hoping for a different result, in order to not become insane

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr80k9/fixing_your_sleep_schedule_require_you_to_do_the/ (Dolomich)
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Jack Black seems like a really nice guy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr7zqo/jack_black_seems_like_a_really_nice_guy/ (DangerousDeveloper)
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Usually movement makes particles hotter, except for when you stir your tea

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr7z4f/usually_movement_makes_particles_hotter_except/ (Kudoichi)
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Are you dead before you born?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr7x4x/are_you_dead_before_you_born/ (SSS_is_the_best)
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One day technology will be able to take pictures in higher quality than the human eye.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr7ume/one_day_technology_will_be_able_to_take_pictures/ ([deleted])
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As much as getting rick rolled hurts it’s actually more support from rick himself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr7uj4/as_much_as_getting_rick_rolled_hurts_its_actually/ (rekay-boii)
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The word “bed” looks like a bed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr7u51/the_word_bed_looks_like_a_bed/ ([deleted])
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A bucket is never actually empty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr7u2h/a_bucket_is_never_actually_empty/ (Mariko2334)
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If a con is the opposite of a pro, congress is the opposite of progress

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr7tuv/if_a_con_is_the_opposite_of_a_pro_congress_is_the/ (wingednova)
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If masks were bacon flavored, we wouldn't have people fighting to not wear them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr7qtl/if_masks_were_bacon_flavored_we_wouldnt_have/ (cptnpiccard)
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If you buy clothes while on vacation you are technically shipping it to your own house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr7q70/if_you_buy_clothes_while_on_vacation_you_are/ (MaldingMadman)
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“Eh, it’s only a few dollars” is reasoning which probably precedes billions of dollars of economic activity every year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr7paf/eh_its_only_a_few_dollars_is_reasoning_which/ (BreatheMyStink)
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Peopl‌‌e s‌‌houl‌‌d f‌‌ocu‌‌s m‌‌or‌‌e o‌‌‌‌n p‌‌reventin‌‌g d‌‌isease‌‌s i‌‌nstea‌‌d o‌‌‌‌f t‌‌reatin‌‌g t‌‌hem.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr7ofs/people_should_focus_more_on_preventing_diseases/ (vpetrychuk)
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If the universe is infinite, then somewhere out there exists a planet where Dunder Mifflin is a real paper company

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr7ms7/if_the_universe_is_infinite_then_somewhere_out/ (somefuckerwithaspoon)
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A news article headline that makes you feel angry or sad is almost always sensationalized

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr7mrt/a_news_article_headline_that_makes_you_feel_angry/ (Applied_Mathematics)
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A common misconception in the english language is "don't you dare" which is technically "Do not you dare".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr7ka8/a_common_misconception_in_the_english_language_is/ (liverpool135)
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We really missed an opportunity by not nicknaming the Xbox One the XBone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr7iy3/we_really_missed_an_opportunity_by_not_nicknaming/ (YikesProblematic)
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Zombies could perfectly exist without us knowing because they can't get oit of their coffins

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr7hxa/zombies_could_perfectly_exist_without_us_knowing/ (maarten2005)
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Tic-Tac-Toe is more challenging game to win than Chess.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr7ha8/tictactoe_is_more_challenging_game_to_win_than/ (68PlusTwoMinusOneLol)
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It’s only considered porn if it’s the same animal as you. Otherwise it’s educational and can be played on tv or in schools.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr7fey/its_only_considered_porn_if_its_the_same_animal/ (tom_is_the_bomb)
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The taint is the legpit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr7doy/the_taint_is_the_legpit/ (Careless_Corey)
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Nobody actually thinks about how badass the heart actually is - it's the only muscle that works from the moment you're born until you die without ever taking a break.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr7d1f/nobody_actually_thinks_about_how_badass_the_heart/ (PoonedintheMouth)
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Substitute teacher requirements are going to change if schools open.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr7bm0/substitute_teacher_requirements_are_going_to/ (smikelsmikel)
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No one will ever have the same recollection of a moment, unless they shared the same eyes, ears, nose, mouth and skin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr76zw/no_one_will_ever_have_the_same_recollection_of_a/ (berniman)
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The REAL answer to whether the glass is half empty or half full is that it’s both, and they’re mutually inclusive so either they’re both true or neither is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr760f/the_real_answer_to_whether_the_glass_is_half/ (dillonborden)
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If every single insect on earth built a Falcon 9 rocket and tied it to the ground, they could pull Earth out of orbit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr743e/if_every_single_insect_on_earth_built_a_falcon_9/ (berotti8)
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Men, the gender with more body hair, tend to look better as bald than woman, who generally have less body hair.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr73ci/men_the_gender_with_more_body_hair_tend_to_look/ (ido7606)
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While it may sound clean brainwashing is actually terrible hygiene.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr7370/while_it_may_sound_clean_brainwashing_is_actually/ (VerbotenPublish)
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One day the world could abruptly end and no one could figure out why

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr71m0/one_day_the_world_could_abruptly_end_and_no_one/ (9oker)
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When you sleep, you never dream of what you dream of.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr6z65/when_you_sleep_you_never_dream_of_what_you_dream/ (Wardhoff)
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Odds are, you'll have the most hindsight at precisely the moment in your life when it'll be the most useless to you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr6yna/odds_are_youll_have_the_most_hindsight_at/ (Urisk)
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When you die, the light at the end of the tunnel is actually your new moms birth canal, you’re being reborn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr6xoe/when_you_die_the_light_at_the_end_of_the_tunnel/ ([deleted])
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As human population grows exponentially, it becomes more and more likely for someone to be born in a futuristic society than being born in earlier human history years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr6xn1/as_human_population_grows_exponentially_it/ (Mr_Frankie)
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If Keanu Reaves Was English, He Would Make A Great Snape

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr6vmn/if_keanu_reaves_was_english_he_would_make_a_great/ (WRSA)
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You only have to read one bad review on a product to not buy it even if there are lots of good reviews.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr6unn/you_only_have_to_read_one_bad_review_on_a_product/ (habsreddit24)
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Your parents know more about the position you sleep in than you do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr6ujv/your_parents_know_more_about_the_position_you/ (doggoman555)
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Venting your frustration is only cathartic if the person/people listening don't disagree with you; otherwise it just exacerbates your frustration...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr6u6n/venting_your_frustration_is_only_cathartic_if_the/ (ImNudeyRudey)
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Reverse human trafficking ring where you can kidnap verified child predators and child sexual traffickers and make them fight deathmatches in underground rings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr6t79/reverse_human_trafficking_ring_where_you_can/ (eremroyal)
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It is impossible to find pics of Masayuki Suzuki without sunglasses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr6sf7/it_is_impossible_to_find_pics_of_masayuki_suzuki/ (Farganheimen)
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Someone somewhere, pooped and then put the shit in the microwave

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr6ro7/someone_somewhere_pooped_and_then_put_the_shit_in/ (thiseas12)
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People who feed seagulls deserve to be smeared with food, locked in a room, and made to listen to 80s band Flock of Seagulls while being attacked by an actual flock of seagulls for 24 hours.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr6rcs/people_who_feed_seagulls_deserve_to_be_smeared/ ([deleted])
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People have always favoured the popular opinion more than the correct one... or even their own opinion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr6phn/people_have_always_favoured_the_popular_opinion/ (ceo_of_dat_ass)
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Everyone has a favourite knife and fork

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr6mso/everyone_has_a_favourite_knife_and_fork/ (DangerWizzle)
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Being bilingual is understanding but not being able to translate because your brain couldn’t be bothered to do any extra work

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr6me9/being_bilingual_is_understanding_but_not_being/ (TopRamenBoi)
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Countries with the terms "Democratic" or "People's Republic of" are the most non democratic countries out there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr6lro/countries_with_the_terms_democratic_or_peoples/ (BillyManHansJr)
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Once tricking Jafar into the genie bottle, Aladdin could’ve had three more wishes, one of which could’ve been turning Jafar into a good person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr6l7s/once_tricking_jafar_into_the_genie_bottle_aladdin/ (GravyxNips)
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For dieters there really is no such thing as an free lunch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr6k0f/for_dieters_there_really_is_no_such_thing_as_an/ (Quibblicous)
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Animals that eat other animals whole, process shit twice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr6jsg/animals_that_eat_other_animals_whole_process_shit/ (Majestic_Beast2121)
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In Animal Crossing: New Horizons, you can never catch a full inventory of fish at once.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr6ivn/in_animal_crossing_new_horizons_you_can_never/ (LudwigVonPhoenix)
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Since liquids and gases are fluids that makes breath a bodily fluid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr6i46/since_liquids_and_gases_are_fluids_that_makes/ (__Macaroon__)
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Lot‌‌s o‌‌‌‌f p‌‌eopl‌‌e o‌‌‌‌n t‌‌h‌‌e I‌‌nterne‌‌t a‌‌r‌‌e o‌‌bsesse‌‌d w‌‌it‌‌h e‌‌ntertainin‌‌g o‌‌ther‌‌s f‌‌re‌‌e o‌‌‌‌f c‌‌harg‌‌e a‌‌n‌‌d t‌‌hi‌‌s i‌‌‌‌s g‌‌reat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr6h2z/lots_of_people_on_the_internet_are_obsessed_with/ (vpetrychuk)
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Children never shut up when you want them to, or talk when you want them to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr6gwr/children_never_shut_up_when_you_want_them_to_or/ (xxXMrDarknessXxx)
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If Hollywood romantic movies were real, every enthusiastic man, who doesn't give up texting a girl even though not getting a reply, would get that girl in the end.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr6fpj/if_hollywood_romantic_movies_were_real_every/ (No152249)
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Almost everyone knows how Albert Einstein looks like, but barely anyone knows how Thomas Edison looks like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr6f74/almost_everyone_knows_how_albert_einstein_looks/ (Armaan204)
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We all unanimously agree and never question that the tip of the mouse is what we use to click rather than the bottom, sides, or any other part of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr6e2b/we_all_unanimously_agree_and_never_question_that/ ([deleted])
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Ancient humans must have been really surprised when their water has disappeared after a few hours

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr6dku/ancient_humans_must_have_been_really_surprised/ (TomerHorowitz)
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Jackrabbits and bunnies are micro kangaroos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr6d13/jackrabbits_and_bunnies_are_micro_kangaroos/ (ThineFauxFacialHair)
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"Be yourself" and "Be your best" are opposites.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr6cq2/be_yourself_and_be_your_best_are_opposites/ (5minusone)
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Sausages are minced meat in intestine. So, when you eat a sausage, you become a sausage yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr6azx/sausages_are_minced_meat_in_intestine_so_when_you/ (Bpro_m8)
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Society’s selfishness will be its downfall

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr6aeh/societys_selfishness_will_be_its_downfall/ (Strikethat4)
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You don’t know you forgot something until you remember it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr69j7/you_dont_know_you_forgot_something_until_you/ (wO0h0onow)
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Giving an applause is literally hitting yourself to make someone feel good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr69fe/giving_an_applause_is_literally_hitting_yourself/ (cockatrice08)
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Animals in movies are all nudists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr68z2/animals_in_movies_are_all_nudists/ (User_Name08)
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We, our eyes, mind and thoughts, are the universe's best attempt at understanding itself so far

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr64mi/we_our_eyes_mind_and_thoughts_are_the_universes/ ([deleted])
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Anti-slip tiles only work while they’re dry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr6403/antislip_tiles_only_work_while_theyre_dry/ (keshavram_kuduwa)
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We as a society rely too much on wheat for food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr63va/we_as_a_society_rely_too_much_on_wheat_for_food/ (Mokicooper_1)
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Harry Potter’s story would’ve been a lot simpler if Hogwarts had a normal Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr63ks/harry_potters_story_wouldve_been_a_lot_simpler_if/ (SuperAnonymous287)
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I‌‌f w‌‌‌‌e c‌‌oloniz‌‌e a‌‌‌‌ p‌‌lane‌‌t w‌‌hic‌‌h a‌‌tmospher‌‌e i‌‌‌‌s c‌‌ompose‌‌d o‌‌‌‌f w‌‌ate‌‌r a‌‌n‌‌d b‌‌rin‌‌g p‌‌enguin‌‌s w‌‌it‌‌h u‌‌s‌‌, t‌‌he‌‌y w‌‌oul‌‌d b‌‌‌‌e a‌‌bl‌‌e t‌‌‌‌o f‌‌l‌‌y i‌‌‌‌n t‌‌here.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr62c1/if_we_colonize_a_planet_which_atmosphere_is/ (vpetrychuk)
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Nobody will ever see the same thing you see at the moment out of your perspective

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr5zoe/nobody_will_ever_see_the_same_thing_you_see_at/ ([deleted])
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Stealing candy from a baby isn’t as easy as everyone makes it seem.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr5x68/stealing_candy_from_a_baby_isnt_as_easy_as/ (WoolyHitToDie)
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Lot‌‌s o‌‌‌‌f p‌‌eopl‌‌e h‌‌av‌‌e d‌‌ie‌‌d d‌‌omesticatin‌‌g w‌‌il‌‌d a‌‌nimal‌‌s s‌‌‌‌o w‌‌‌‌e c‌‌a‌‌t h‌‌av‌‌e a‌‌‌‌ p‌‌e‌‌t a‌‌‌‌t h‌‌ome

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr5v8g/lots_of_people_have_died_domesticating_wild/ (vpetrychuk)
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2021 sounds kind of weird because it's the same number +1

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr5rf1/2021_sounds_kind_of_weird_because_its_the_same/ ([deleted])
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When you try to force yourself fall asleep its almost impossible. It's only when you relax your mind breath deeply and let go that you fall asleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr5q37/when_you_try_to_force_yourself_fall_asleep_its/ (LordJayUniverse)
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You'll never get carjacked driving a Volkswagon Beetle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr5oca/youll_never_get_carjacked_driving_a_volkswagon/ (useyourownillusion)
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We always associate vannila with white, but vannila is actually black.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr5o2b/we_always_associate_vannila_with_white_but/ (zaboringoFTW)
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There is a point where you lick your lips enough that you are getting your tongue wet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr5ndt/there_is_a_point_where_you_lick_your_lips_enough/ (BadAssBoy18)
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The world wide web is the original social media.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr5lw1/the_world_wide_web_is_the_original_social_media/ (H343now1)
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Kids/Teenagers ineffectivety is often caused by the parents vage planning

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr5ls7/kidsteenagers_ineffectivety_is_often_caused_by/ (BillyDePig)
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If you were the sun you would never see a shadow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr5jv5/if_you_were_the_sun_you_would_never_see_a_shadow/ ([deleted])
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It's weird how it's hard to swallow bad food since swallowing it would make the taste or texture go away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr5gm6/its_weird_how_its_hard_to_swallow_bad_food_since/ (Vixorr)
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The oldest human probably won “The Game”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr5ep6/the_oldest_human_probably_won_the_game/ ([deleted])
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I just heard a plane fly over my house for the first time in 3 months and got scared. Imagine what the first person to hear a jet aircraft fly over their house thought.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr5ehu/i_just_heard_a_plane_fly_over_my_house_for_the/ (Introverted-engineer)
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Vegeta is a horrible person for crushing a perfectly good scouter with no good reason.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr5edu/vegeta_is_a_horrible_person_for_crushing_a/ (Torkujra)
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Even when cemeteries are full, there's no one in them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr5du4/even_when_cemeteries_are_full_theres_no_one_in/ (We-are-straw-dogs)
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Voldemort was quite lucky his mum just named him “Tom” instead of “Thomas,” or it would have been quite difficult to come up with a proper nickname.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr5cuu/voldemort_was_quite_lucky_his_mum_just_named_him/ (SwashbucklingWeasels)
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The chore of replying to streaks on Snapchat has become similar to the chore of clearing out your email inbox

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr5cb9/the_chore_of_replying_to_streaks_on_snapchat_has/ (el_machisimo)
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If we didn't have choices we would all be way happier, because then we wouldn't regret anything we do, since there was no other choice and nothing to regret.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr5am9/if_we_didnt_have_choices_we_would_all_be_way/ (Unkn4wn)
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when you make boneless chicken wings you also make chickenless bone wings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr59sq/when_you_make_boneless_chicken_wings_you_also/ (samguy909)
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If уоu сhеw thе brеаding оff in а linе аll thе wау аrоund а сhiсkеn nuggеt, it is thеn а sаndwiсh.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr59ol/if_уоu_сhеw_thе_brеаding_оff_in_а_linе_аll_thе/ ([deleted])
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Shadows aren't something, they're the lack of something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr56oh/shadows_arent_something_theyre_the_lack_of/ (MrBodenOfGaltron)
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You have probably seen an undiscovered species of animal and just disregarded it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr55cr/you_have_probably_seen_an_undiscovered_species_of/ (bjacobs1)
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There’s a chance that at some point a corpse came back as a zombie but was just stuck underground in a coffin

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr555f/theres_a_chance_that_at_some_point_a_corpse_came/ (BlackRedDawg)
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Everything that exists is a "limited edition."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr52gs/everything_that_exists_is_a_limited_edition/ (prisoner_human_being)
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The driver that caused the traffic jam is never stuck in it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr50dk/the_driver_that_caused_the_traffic_jam_is_never/ (justainsel)
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Everyone alive is far closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos will ever be

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr4yjy/everyone_alive_is_far_closer_to_being_a/ (Snorlax158)
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you wont notice when you die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr4yaz/you_wont_notice_when_you_die/ (crazylazyjake)
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Somewhere, someone is waiting for everyone to go back to work so that their co-worker can finally see the elaborate prank set up at their desk the day before WFH started.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr4y3w/somewhere_someone_is_waiting_for_everyone_to_go/ (ScreaminTom)
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Alt-Shift-5 could just as accurately be written Alt-%

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr4xyi/altshift5_could_just_as_accurately_be_written_alt/ (yosho27)
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Those who ask why no ones talking about a topic after reading a news article about it really don’t understand that a news article is... PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT IT.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr4wim/those_who_ask_why_no_ones_talking_about_a_topic/ (xaygoat)
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Your worst decision in life could very possibly be something you never get to know about.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr4w92/your_worst_decision_in_life_could_very_possibly/ (cosmicnate)
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Saying “A couple thousand” or “A couple hundred thousand” sounds correct, but saying “A couple ten thousand” feels wrong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr4vc6/saying_a_couple_thousand_or_a_couple_hundred/ (phoenix_darki)
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The guy who thought of making the handle on gallons of milk hollow must have made a fortune.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr4uyb/the_guy_who_thought_of_making_the_handle_on/ (AdmiralPoopinButts)
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If уоu сhеw thе brеаding оff in а linе аll thе wау аrоund а сhiсkеn nuggеt, it is thеn а sаndwiсh.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr4uao/if_уоu_сhеw_thе_brеаding_оff_in_а_linе_аll_thе/ (lollipoptart_)
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You’re either really relieved or very angry to see a tow truck

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr4ta6/youre_either_really_relieved_or_very_angry_to_see/ (CLD44)
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If you kill somebody with food, and then eat the food, no one will find the murder weapon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr4ray/if_you_kill_somebody_with_food_and_then_eat_the/ ([deleted])
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In the event of an earthquake, coffins become earth maracas.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr4ra6/in_the_event_of_an_earthquake_coffins_become/ (Uslashh)
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I'd like a book that tells one story from the perspective of opposing characters but written by two different authors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr4qyj/id_like_a_book_that_tells_one_story_from_the/ (Of_ists_and_isms)
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We like having some choices but we don't like having too many choices.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr4op4/we_like_having_some_choices_but_we_dont_like/ (zotbuster)
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Once delivery services are fully automated, you could be the last person on earth and still order packages from Amazon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr4o64/once_delivery_services_are_fully_automated_you/ (DarkAngel319)
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If a butterfly dies in the cocoon, it effectively made its own grave

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr4o2r/if_a_butterfly_dies_in_the_cocoon_it_effectively/ (flapjackbandit00)
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You expect to have other choices than mint for toothpastes but you can't have them if you are not a child.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr4kve/you_expect_to_have_other_choices_than_mint_for/ (Enguzelharf)
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The first humans sent to a voyage to another solar system might be greeted by humans that were sent later using faster ships.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr4i8e/the_first_humans_sent_to_a_voyage_to_another/ (JackNotInTheBox)
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Weather people can never wear green outfits.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr4hud/weather_people_can_never_wear_green_outfits/ (MassivePE)
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Every fairy tale talks about how grandma got duped by the big bad wolf, but there's no mention of how grandma got pooped by the big bad wolf.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr4gug/every_fairy_tale_talks_about_how_grandma_got/ ([deleted])
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When a dude does the "jerk off" motion, he's pantomiming his actual dick size

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr4ehs/when_a_dude_does_the_jerk_off_motion_hes/ (Maximum_Overhype)
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Having music playing in one earbud doesn’t feel weird if you only have one earbud inserted, but does if you have both earbuds inserted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr4ee0/having_music_playing_in_one_earbud_doesnt_feel/ ([deleted])
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When a boat finally came to shore to save the Main Characters from Madagascar they probably would’ve shot Alex out of fear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr4e2s/when_a_boat_finally_came_to_shore_to_save_the/ (RainbowNeck)
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It is very possible for the majority of humans that after you are born, you will never ever return to the room you were born in in your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr4dcf/it_is_very_possible_for_the_majority_of_humans/ (Levi_FtM)
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Humans were the spaceships for the first bacteria to go to the moon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr4cl8/humans_were_the_spaceships_for_the_first_bacteria/ (issa_good_day)
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We all take the ability to instantaneously produce saliva when we put food in our mouths for granted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr4be3/we_all_take_the_ability_to_instantaneously/ (Long_Duc_Dong)
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It’s convenient that warm water rises to the top so it can be cooled by ice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr4956/its_convenient_that_warm_water_rises_to_the_top/ (essequattro)
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Waking up late on a school day becomes a Morning Routine Any% speedrun.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr4942/waking_up_late_on_a_school_day_becomes_a_morning/ (sbundlab)
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It is always dark inside your body

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr48q7/it_is_always_dark_inside_your_body/ (maznivhooshim)
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If you treat school like a game, the smartest students are tryhards, the normal students are casual players and the least intelligent students are noobs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr48dw/if_you_treat_school_like_a_game_the_smartest/ (Bandit263)
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Life insurance is something people want but wish that they won’t need

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr46m5/life_insurance_is_something_people_want_but_wish/ (youguysaregettinpaid)
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Putting an “and” in front of any question makes it sarcastic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr46if/putting_an_and_in_front_of_any_question_makes_it/ (roastedtoperfection)
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"Bigot" is a portmanteau of "big" and "idiot".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr45kz/bigot_is_a_portmanteau_of_big_and_idiot/ (Rialas_HalfToast)
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After a certain age, saying "and-a-half" when someone asks your age goes from being cute to weird

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr44jj/after_a_certain_age_saying_andahalf_when_someone/ (bayo_sandwich)
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Nothing like driving to make you realize what little trust you have in your fellow man

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr44bl/nothing_like_driving_to_make_you_realize_what/ (HippieCorps)
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No matter how big a hammer you use, you can't pound common sense into stupid people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr4441/no_matter_how_big_a_hammer_you_use_you_cant_pound/ (SpacedGeek)
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Getting a 99/100 in a test is more frustrating than anything below it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr4319/getting_a_99100_in_a_test_is_more_frustrating/ (Joshywawawa)
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“Literally” is literally used too often, literally, but is literally barely used in literature

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr4265/literally_is_literally_used_too_often_literally/ (MartianLM)
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A 18 year old can legally adopt a 17 year old

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr41w9/a_18_year_old_can_legally_adopt_a_17_year_old/ ([deleted])
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Trapped in a funhouse mirror maze with a vampire would make for a great horror movie scene.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr41mq/trapped_in_a_funhouse_mirror_maze_with_a_vampire/ (CoolMentorK)
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Nothing is as satisfying as unclogging a drain all by yourself just by using a plunger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr410l/nothing_is_as_satisfying_as_unclogging_a_drain/ (Jumpman707)
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It’s ironic that the IRS is tax exempt

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr40rr/its_ironic_that_the_irs_is_tax_exempt/ (comefindme1231)
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Dogs probably have no idea that they are MADE out of bones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr40dl/dogs_probably_have_no_idea_that_they_are_made_out/ (IcedSpectere)
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A statistician could never be wrong. If the prediction was false, well that’s because it hasn’t happened yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr3zpz/a_statistician_could_never_be_wrong_if_the/ (roastedtoperfection)
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There are far more distinct mom "types" than dad types.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr3vvf/there_are_far_more_distinct_mom_types_than_dad/ (theologically)
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Ice-cream is flavored snow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr3uwg/icecream_is_flavored_snow/ ([deleted])
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Cats are masters at meditating

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr3ugr/cats_are_masters_at_meditating/ (DisplayDome)
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Chubby animals are cute, chubby humans are ugly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr3t91/chubby_animals_are_cute_chubby_humans_are_ugly/ (RoniMaybach)
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Escalators are steps with extra steps

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr3soq/escalators_are_steps_with_extra_steps/ (pranavnandedkar)
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Escalators are never broken they really just temporarily stairs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr3rz7/escalators_are_never_broken_they_really_just/ (bloodvow333)
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A firefly is the opposite of a waterfall

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr3o49/a_firefly_is_the_opposite_of_a_waterfall/ (EliteVery)
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Superman probably saved people who shit/pissed themselves out of fear and he just had to ignore it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr3ncn/superman_probably_saved_people_who_shitpissed/ (Retarded_Milk_Dud)
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If you're married, you're your own spouse-in-law.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr3kze/if_youre_married_youre_your_own_spouseinlaw/ (legitninja420)
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If life is a game, then law enforcement is the anti-cheat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr3klr/if_life_is_a_game_then_law_enforcement_is_the/ (SwordOfSierra)
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Ted Ed Is Really Educational And Helpful

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr3khu/ted_ed_is_really_educational_and_helpful/ (KMSyahid123)
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The only things we are able to smell have a scent that is completly unlike our own. Otherwise we wouldn't be able to smell it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr3jde/the_only_things_we_are_able_to_smell_have_a_scent/ (ScarRawrLetTech)
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‘Half way through, open lid and stir’ is probably the most ignored piece of information on the planet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr3j5x/half_way_through_open_lid_and_stir_is_probably/ (GreyandDribbly)
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Many lives could have been saved if Jurassic park had emergency protocols and plans in place in case of escape.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr3ixl/many_lives_could_have_been_saved_if_jurassic_park/ ([deleted])
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A good thread is not unlike a good party in that the quality of either is completely reliant on who attends.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr3ipy/a_good_thread_is_not_unlike_a_good_party_in_that/ (BrandonPointyCorners)
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Don't be offended for someone who isn't offended and doesn't want you to be offended for them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr3i8d/dont_be_offended_for_someone_who_isnt_offended/ (RagingTails)
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Everyone feels like we’re at the peak of technology but we’ve just begun.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr3h5t/everyone_feels_like_were_at_the_peak_of/ (Darkshadow1819)
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A coin flip isn’t a 50% chance because it has the possibility of landing on its edge like in the movies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr3gz6/a_coin_flip_isnt_a_50_chance_because_it_has_the/ (SirChipples)
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If the Boltzmann brain hypothesis and the many-worlds interpretation are true there is a near 100% a clone of you could spontaneously appear right next to you in one of these timelines

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr3ftr/if_the_boltzmann_brain_hypothesis_and_the/ (legendarymcc)
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Forgetting to turn off the maintenance-required sign after the oil change is the same as becoming a King without a Crown.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr3e5m/forgetting_to_turn_off_the_maintenancerequired/ (PhD3DP)
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Many insects and animals are more accomplished in world domination than humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr3dvk/many_insects_and_animals_are_more_accomplished_in/ (goorblow)
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When VR becomes sufficiently realistic, Inception-style Totems are going to be an actual thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr3cxp/when_vr_becomes_sufficiently_realistic/ (godelbrot)
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If you always swipe left on tinder, you will never be dissapointed when you don't get a match

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr3c5r/if_you_always_swipe_left_on_tinder_you_will_never/ (ringoron9)
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50% of an Afghan is a Halfghan

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr3bav/50_of_an_afghan_is_a_halfghan/ (AdequateTroubadork)
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Satellites are in a perpetual state of falling

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr3bah/satellites_are_in_a_perpetual_state_of_falling/ (usernameisnttakenyet)
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People are getting better at gauging six feet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr3b1r/people_are_getting_better_at_gauging_six_feet/ (vaxarim)
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Ideas are both real and completely made up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr3atm/ideas_are_both_real_and_completely_made_up/ (AppleSpore)
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Progressing through mathematics is to go from asking "what is 2+2?" to "why is 2+2?"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr3acz/progressing_through_mathematics_is_to_go_from/ (llama_in_space)
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Children are filled with surprises. It's amazing how long a Temper Tantrum will last.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr37xr/children_are_filled_with_surprises_its_amazing/ (Rimwulf)
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Your mind is the most dangerous weapon you have and the very first thing authorities try to shut down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr37xe/your_mind_is_the_most_dangerous_weapon_you_have/ (VerbotenPublish)
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Yellow and black for the bumble bee, white and blue for the sky and cloud, and red and green for the flower and leaf: they are all the masterpiece art of color combination.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr37il/yellow_and_black_for_the_bumble_bee_white_and/ (PhD3DP)
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Everyone pays for sex. Whether you're giving up part of yourself, resources, cash etc

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr37be/everyone_pays_for_sex_whether_youre_giving_up/ (jrod-515)
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If a party with all guys is a sausage fest, then a party with all girls is a clam bake.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr35wm/if_a_party_with_all_guys_is_a_sausage_fest_then_a/ (youngskizzle)
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People saying you’re younger than you actually are is thought as an insult when you’re a child, but a compliment when you’re older.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr35rd/people_saying_youre_younger_than_you_actually_are/ (albinomemez)
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If you had an iPhone X and for a new phone, then your iPhone X is your ex-iPhone x

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr34ds/if_you_had_an_iphone_x_and_for_a_new_phone_then/ (chicken_cloudt)
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We pay real money to watch fake movies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr333t/we_pay_real_money_to_watch_fake_movies/ (roastedtoperfection)
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One day we just started calling pranks “social experiments” and everyone kinda just went with it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr32gt/one_day_we_just_started_calling_pranks_social/ (UnknownNote)
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Man that cinnamon roll last night was really good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr31gl/man_that_cinnamon_roll_last_night_was_really_good/ (Orimuzd)
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House sitting is pointless. Houses sit on their own. That’s what they do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr2y0a/house_sitting_is_pointless_houses_sit_on_their/ (5dollaryo)
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Anything can probably be a hate symbol if you work hard enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr2xgp/anything_can_probably_be_a_hate_symbol_if_you/ (Sethleoric)
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Dogs have no idea that they could feel their own heart beat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr2wjk/dogs_have_no_idea_that_they_could_feel_their_own/ (Bonerini_)
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Every ray is a death ray if you stand in it long enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr2vug/every_ray_is_a_death_ray_if_you_stand_in_it_long/ (tallfish55)
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Think of the irony of a paper mache tree

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr2vq7/think_of_the_irony_of_a_paper_mache_tree/ ([deleted])
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When you wake up, that's your soul loading its last save point.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr2vjb/when_you_wake_up_thats_your_soul_loading_its_last/ (jorbot)
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Albino animals are real life shinies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr2tnf/albino_animals_are_real_life_shinies/ ([deleted])
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If you sleep while you let your phone charge, you are charging while u let your phone charge.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr2tli/if_you_sleep_while_you_let_your_phone_charge_you/ (larry-brad)
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If everyone in the world played rock paper scissors the winner would only win 32 times

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr2t7i/if_everyone_in_the_world_played_rock_paper/ (UnknownNote)
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Not a single person who told you to “do your own research” have ever done much research of their own.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr2saw/not_a_single_person_who_told_you_to_do_your_own/ ([deleted])
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Whether you pronounce it 'either' or 'either', you're just choosing which letter you want to be silent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr2rlj/whether_you_pronounce_it_either_or_either_youre/ (ingwe78)
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The people that have seen the most amount of skillshare ads, are probably the least likely to have ever signed up for it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr2qpx/the_people_that_have_seen_the_most_amount_of/ (Johanmeloenman)
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There is no possible way to predict when light from a random source will hit you until it actually hits you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr2pbb/there_is_no_possible_way_to_predict_when_light/ (TritiumPanda)
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There is a possibility that the history book was made from a tree that witnessed the event

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr2nld/there_is_a_possibility_that_the_history_book_was/ (Yoda_1_am)
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hole where all the ants come out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr2n9q/hole_where_all_the_ants_come_out/ (melvinmetal)
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Every social event becomes infinite times more enjoyable after taking that shit that you were trying to hold in for so long.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr2mm4/every_social_event_becomes_infinite_times_more/ (UsefulTip4)
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If Nick is short for Nicholas then Dominick is short for Dominicholas

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr2kqo/if_nick_is_short_for_nicholas_then_dominick_is/ (DieselBusthe5th)
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The answer to the age old half empty or full glass question: It's both. It's half empty, it's half full. The two halves describe the whole glass.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr2kdx/the_answer_to_the_age_old_half_empty_or_full/ (Blahblah778)
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Gender fluid people are the most powerful people on the planet because when they buy a house with his + her sinks, they can use both

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr2k2c/gender_fluid_people_are_the_most_powerful_people/ (farplesey)
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One can lie and be honest or tell the truth and lie if asked to lie by someone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr2jp2/one_can_lie_and_be_honest_or_tell_the_truth_and/ (Pratik007789)
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If dogs understood peanut butter cups, they would find it cruel that we took one of their favourite people foods and stuffed it in a shell of poison

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr2j1l/if_dogs_understood_peanut_butter_cups_they_would/ (awotherspoon)
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The 24 hour lifespan of a fly seems so short to humans, but maybe there’s something else out there that thinks a humans lifespan goes by just as fast.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr2iti/the_24_hour_lifespan_of_a_fly_seems_so_short_to/ ([deleted])
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You don’t realize how much liquid is in something until you spill it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr2i5l/you_dont_realize_how_much_liquid_is_in_something/ (logankechter)
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Some antisemitic people have to be circumcised

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr2i1q/some_antisemitic_people_have_to_be_circumcised/ (Bowenbax)
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The question of whether or not the egg or the chicken came first is a matter of how you want to define the egg.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr2gca/the_question_of_whether_or_not_the_egg_or_the/ (omegajakezed)
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We could all see different colours and no one would know

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr2fd3/we_could_all_see_different_colours_and_no_one/ (Dog8463)
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The natural habitat of humans is a concrete box.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr2f9b/the_natural_habitat_of_humans_is_a_concrete_box/ ([deleted])
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You can only be told when your birthday is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr2e68/you_can_only_be_told_when_your_birthday_is/ (magnus0167)
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Finding your glasses is impossible because if you don't have them you can't see them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr2dmq/finding_your_glasses_is_impossible_because_if_you/ (EldurArni_27)
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Nothing is unthinkable, literally

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr2dh8/nothing_is_unthinkable_literally/ (Toxic_scientist)
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Peppers are spicy to ward off other animals yet humans love eating them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr2cf7/peppers_are_spicy_to_ward_off_other_animals_yet/ (PackedFan2)
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Ghost of Tsushima will probably replace the acronym GoT.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr29ur/ghost_of_tsushima_will_probably_replace_the/ (Arcadium_Brew)
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Before you are alive, you are technically dead

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr282b/before_you_are_alive_you_are_technically_dead/ (SpaceHallow)
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Discord is hippy Slack.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr27pa/discord_is_hippy_slack/ (DangerousDeveloper)
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"it's raining men" here's a great premise for a cheesy horror movie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr26p8/its_raining_men_heres_a_great_premise_for_a/ (360-survey-jerk)
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You’ve never seen a fire truck at a gas station

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr262z/youve_never_seen_a_fire_truck_at_a_gas_station/ (Printerv2)
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"Pennies from heaven" would really freaking hurt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr2307/pennies_from_heaven_would_really_freaking_hurt/ (360-survey-jerk)
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Calling a joke a “dad joke” instantly makes it seem funnier, no matter how corny or cringe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr221i/calling_a_joke_a_dad_joke_instantly_makes_it_seem/ (ZeeStarr22)
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"Lightning never strikes twice" is plain wrong. Lightning rods exist with the exact purpose of "catching" lightning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr21fo/lightning_never_strikes_twice_is_plain_wrong/ (PM_bobies_pls)
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Achromats (people who don’t see color) probably didn’t notice when photos became colored

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr1xs6/achromats_people_who_dont_see_color_probably/ (skeptical_simulation)
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People who lived before the colored photo didn’t need to worry about what colors they were wearing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr1wxa/people_who_lived_before_the_colored_photo_didnt/ (skeptical_simulation)
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Stick-on plastic blindspot mirrors are usually indicative of a bad driver, not a good one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr1vk6/stickon_plastic_blindspot_mirrors_are_usually/ (AberrantSurvivor88)
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Superman doesn’t need a stud finder when hanging something on his walls

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr1vb7/superman_doesnt_need_a_stud_finder_when_hanging/ (Shiny_Mega_Rayquaza)
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Hearing about the death of a person is always tough, especially seeing the linking verb "was" immediately being attributed to them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr1tt7/hearing_about_the_death_of_a_person_is_always/ (IronPidgeyFTW)
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When watching a scary movie, the level of scariness tends to be relative to how safe one feels at the moment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr1te1/when_watching_a_scary_movie_the_level_of/ (The_Tell_Tale_Heart)
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Male pornstars really do need to work hard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr1rr4/male_pornstars_really_do_need_to_work_hard/ (clemdemort)
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A DVD player is technically a blade runner

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr1psj/a_dvd_player_is_technically_a_blade_runner/ (chrisvskris)
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The ship of Theseus is the one Theseus uses and rides, it doesn't matter if there's another ship made with the original parts. Hell, Theseus could have two ships if he wanted to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr1o7b/the_ship_of_theseus_is_the_one_theseus_uses_and/ (wassupmysombreros)
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The definition of Ishish (Ish-ish) is sorta-kinda

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr1nhe/the_definition_of_ishish_ishish_is_sortakinda/ (estoeckeler)
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People who get upset about people saying "I could care less" can in fact care less

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr1n3h/people_who_get_upset_about_people_saying_i_could/ (Mr_Westerfield)
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In the RGB color space, all of the natural hair colors are orange

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr1jwy/in_the_rgb_color_space_all_of_the_natural_hair/ (kapeywu)
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Van Gogh cut his ear because he thought he was a cake

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr1gov/van_gogh_cut_his_ear_because_he_thought_he_was_a/ (N1664TR0N3000)
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"Influencers" are rich and have a great life but if Instagram suddently vanished they'd be gone too. Their whole life is based on an app. That's actually crazy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr1gey/influencers_are_rich_and_have_a_great_life_but_if/ (AdamantiusTheGreat)
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Since teeth are the only body parts that can't heal themselves, any villain could go break wolverines teeth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr1ejg/since_teeth_are_the_only_body_parts_that_cant/ (NasirAli2001)
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After your death you're again born as the same person but in a different timeline. You live your same life again and again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr1cvj/after_your_death_youre_again_born_as_the_same/ (ohthatboringguy)
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Being headshot must feel like an extremely powerful finger flick hit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr1cf8/being_headshot_must_feel_like_an_extremely/ (maxchrome)
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We'd learn far less if everyone ended each sentence with, "Would you like to know more?"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr1c0e/wed_learn_far_less_if_everyone_ended_each/ (seeyat)
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Stand up comedy is mostly the truth that we find amusing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr1afy/stand_up_comedy_is_mostly_the_truth_that_we_find/ (evolvedpanda34)
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Thor is the first avenger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr1a0v/thor_is_the_first_avenger/ (empty_27)
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There's a chance that the "rape play" videos on porn sites aren't actually a play.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr1927/theres_a_chance_that_the_rape_play_videos_on_porn/ (ASnowyHat)
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There's a chance that the rape play on porn sites isn't actually a play

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr1807/theres_a_chance_that_the_rape_play_on_porn_sites/ ([deleted])
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If Yoshikage Kira was still alive he could just clear up every landfill without any side effects/causing further pollutiom

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr17lx/if_yoshikage_kira_was_still_alive_he_could_just/ (A-Tiny-PewDiePie-Fan)
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New phone app: Twinder

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr16r3/new_phone_app_twinder/ (cuckoldboywonder)
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Someone out there has Rick rolled the most number of people and is unaware about the fact.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr1626/someone_out_there_has_rick_rolled_the_most_number/ (Demonix_Hermit)
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"Fake it until you make it" doesn't work with impostor syndrome.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr12bj/fake_it_until_you_make_it_doesnt_work_with/ (Mrjegerjeg)
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A better job than writing books is a job where you used to write books.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr0xz9/a_better_job_than_writing_books_is_a_job_where/ (SirRaiuKoren)
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Billions of camera phones, billions of CCTV and still no real evidence of Ghosts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr0wmm/billions_of_camera_phones_billions_of_cctv_and/ ([deleted])
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No shoes, no shirt, no....

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr0vcv/no_shoes_no_shirt_no/ (w00b1e)
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Gay sex is one of the manliest things ever coz there's literally no women

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr0utu/gay_sex_is_one_of_the_manliest_things_ever_coz/ (Ihaveabigschlong)
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Everyone talks about how good and okay it is to "dance like no one is watching" but it is honestly okay to choose not to dance, even when everyone is watching.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr0sfd/everyone_talks_about_how_good_and_okay_it_is_to/ (malachai926)
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People are more worried about dying with a clear browser history than a clear conscience.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr0scv/people_are_more_worried_about_dying_with_a_clear/ (Not_Harv_anyway)
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considering the fact that dung beetles carry their shit around, dung beetles are more considerate than dogs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr0r0i/considering_the_fact_that_dung_beetles_carry/ ([deleted])
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Windows Task Manager (Ctrl+Alt+Del) is something way more known by its shortcut than its standard navigation method

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr0qu3/windows_task_manager_ctrlaltdel_is_something_way/ (TheyCallMeDrAsshole)
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If everyone who wanted to buy a gun had to be cleared by a psychiatrist first, gun sales would probably drop by half in only the first year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr0lpt/if_everyone_who_wanted_to_buy_a_gun_had_to_be/ (2Old2BaSquid)
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Stealing candy from a baby is not only easy, it's the right thing to do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr0ixj/stealing_candy_from_a_baby_is_not_only_easy_its/ (puzh_buttonz)
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Plants must think they're on holiday somewhere terrible when you box them up for a while e.g. overnight for a move

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr0hjb/plants_must_think_theyre_on_holiday_somewhere/ (Clocksticking)
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Knowing a movie has a plot twist is worse than knowing the plot twist itself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr0gyy/knowing_a_movie_has_a_plot_twist_is_worse_than/ (skan76)
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We want to give power to the people, yet people are demonstrably stupid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr0dod/we_want_to_give_power_to_the_people_yet_people/ (SturmgeschutzVI)
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Food subscription boxes are the IKEA of food delivery services.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr0csj/food_subscription_boxes_are_the_ikea_of_food/ (DANNYARCADE)
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Your life can't fall apart if you never had it together in the first place

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr0c4h/your_life_cant_fall_apart_if_you_never_had_it/ ([deleted])
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Some people are afraid of mictowaves and 5G towers, because they have no idea that there is a colossal magnet located 3000 km under the Earth surface

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr0aro/some_people_are_afraid_of_mictowaves_and_5g/ (maxchrome)
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When you look up at the sun, you're stargazing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr0ak0/when_you_look_up_at_the_sun_youre_stargazing/ (m-baiter)
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Not a single one of your ancestors has failed to find a mate. 3.5 billion years of life, from unicellular organisms to intelligent life, have without fail, managed to transfer it's DNA, eventually your DNA, to a next generation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr09aq/not_a_single_one_of_your_ancestors_has_failed_to/ (Adamski_G)
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The belief that life came into existence on its own is actually nothing short of miraculous.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr08k6/the_belief_that_life_came_into_existence_on_its/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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The purpose of pop music is to manipulate and influence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr06a0/the_purpose_of_pop_music_is_to_manipulate_and/ (TruthSeekingEye)
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Sushi really just is the Japanese Anime adaptation of a burrito

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr05jg/sushi_really_just_is_the_japanese_anime/ (_Wolvesbane_)
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Question of the day. Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr04ro/question_of_the_day_why_do_we_park_in_driveways/ (souprdog)
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Pizzas are roughly circular, but there has probably never been one that was an actual (perfect) circle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr03el/pizzas_are_roughly_circular_but_there_has/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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Combining a Whopper with a Big Mac would just make it a Big Whopper

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr02oy/combining_a_whopper_with_a_big_mac_would_just/ (PonyUpDaddy)
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People who take pictures in the shower, please stop it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr02gz/people_who_take_pictures_in_the_shower_please/ (TomerHorowitz)
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You know you aren't broke when taking public transport becomes something of a novelty

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr01r3/you_know_you_arent_broke_when_taking_public/ (OnYour_Right)
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People think that futanari on male is gay, but also think that pegging is straight, implying the difference is between the knowledge of whether the dick is fake or not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr015j/people_think_that_futanari_on_male_is_gay_but/ (GammaBroly)
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The "I'm not a robot" verifications are checked by a robot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hr013i/the_im_not_a_robot_verifications_are_checked_by_a/ (AdvancedActions)
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A chemistry text book is atoms explaining atoms to a bunch of atoms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqzy6z/a_chemistry_text_book_is_atoms_explaining_atoms/ (Doctathunder)
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Using cotton buds are only the most satisfying thing ever when you use them after a shower. Otherwise it just plain sucks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqzxj7/using_cotton_buds_are_only_the_most_satisfying/ (yellowsquaresponge)
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Don't throw rocks at birds because you might hit two of them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqzvnt/dont_throw_rocks_at_birds_because_you_might_hit/ (lucky_underwear)
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Early in its release, there probably was a minority of people who assumed that Tik Tok was a clock app

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqzuki/early_in_its_release_there_probably_was_a/ ([deleted])
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The "Mate" In soulmate is British, hence indicating that "soulmate" Is a person made in heaven just to be your best friend, they understand you and are the perfect match to be your friend, and you are theirs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqztdf/the_mate_in_soulmate_is_british_hence_indicating/ (Blaze_sempai)
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Solved: “How long is a piece of string?” Twice the length from the middle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqzrfq/solved_how_long_is_a_piece_of_string_twice_the/ (TezCooley3)
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You will be twice as old as your child when it reaches the age that you got it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqzq4e/you_will_be_twice_as_old_as_your_child_when_it/ (Steefbro95)
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There’s no way to prove that everyone sees the same or different colours.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqzpqf/theres_no_way_to_prove_that_everyone_sees_the/ (kiwi8975)
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We're all imperfect telepaths trying to translate our brain chemistry into sound waves that are transferred into another's brain chemistry through physical vibrations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqzmty/were_all_imperfect_telepaths_trying_to_translate/ (Foresight_2020)
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The pronoun ‘dude’ is unisex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqzmc9/the_pronoun_dude_is_unisex/ (nafissyed)
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Clapping is the same thing as Slapping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqzlij/clapping_is_the_same_thing_as_slapping/ (nafissyed)
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You need a license to steer a vehicle, but not to steer public opinion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqzjpx/you_need_a_license_to_steer_a_vehicle_but_not_to/ (Kortze26)
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The toys in Toy Story would probably be better taken care of if they broke the rules more often.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqzja6/the_toys_in_toy_story_would_probably_be_better/ (Cookie1203)
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Cats probably sit on our desk and out laptop because they see us using our keyboard and mouse as patting it and want that attention themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqziv2/cats_probably_sit_on_our_desk_and_out_laptop/ (gremlinsdad)
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You have to pretend like you’re sleeping to actually go to sleep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqzei2/you_have_to_pretend_like_youre_sleeping_to/ ([deleted])
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Inviting Rick Astley to your wedding but telling everyone some DJ comes is a cool way to Rickroll.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqzcoe/inviting_rick_astley_to_your_wedding_but_telling/ (SalsaInYourMemes)
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the only thing more cruel than death is being born

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqzc3n/the_only_thing_more_cruel_than_death_is_being_born/ (CarlosBarlosVarlos)
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Even in Anime they depict people who like anime and manga as weirdos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqzbkm/even_in_anime_they_depict_people_who_like_anime/ ([deleted])
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As fewer households maintain landlines due to the rise of smartphones, more and more people will have at least one final night of quality sleep before learning of a family tragedy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqzb5m/as_fewer_households_maintain_landlines_due_to_the/ (evilkumquat)
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No-one has ever seen dinosaur's peepee in any movie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqzb14/noone_has_ever_seen_dinosaurs_peepee_in_any_movie/ (sukantahaldar17)
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You're 70% water therefore your closer to be a puddle than you think.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqzaiv/youre_70_water_therefore_your_closer_to_be_a/ (Boulette77)
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Life is a big house you have 10 min to visit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqzael/life_is_a_big_house_you_have_10_min_to_visit/ (aggravitas)
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Most thoughts are likely thought of but never spoken.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqz9ia/most_thoughts_are_likely_thought_of_but_never/ (sjThame)
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X-Ray pics are the ultimate nudes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqz7lf/xray_pics_are_the_ultimate_nudes/ ([deleted])
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Immature adults are usually less mature than mature kids

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqz64c/immature_adults_are_usually_less_mature_than/ (just-a-ramen-noodle)
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Despite brushing our teeth with the same flavor most of our life, we still can't handle eating one food for a week because the flavor gets repetitive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqz2mo/despite_brushing_our_teeth_with_the_same_flavor/ (Hairy_Pooltable)
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The NBA Basketball Bubble In Orlando Is One Of The Places That Has The Highest Concentration Of Wealth Between People In The General Vicinity Of Each Other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqz15m/the_nba_basketball_bubble_in_orlando_is_one_of/ (WhutFunAwMan)
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The uncanny valley turned 180° is almost the same as the Dunning-Kruger effect diagram

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqyy9m/the_uncanny_valley_turned_180_is_almost_the_same/ ([deleted])
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ANYTHING can be a unit of measurement

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqyw7a/anything_can_be_a_unit_of_measurement/ (Pastor_Dorimay)
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The letter M is used very rarely in sentences, although it doesn’t feel like it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqyst3/the_letter_m_is_used_very_rarely_in_sentences/ (Davie6969)
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Because of the shape of our planet if you travel from one of the poles to the equator you are actually climbing up a 13 mile high hill.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqys05/because_of_the_shape_of_our_planet_if_you_travel/ (EsotericRoundhouse)
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Wearing spectacles is considered as a sign of intelligence but to actually start wearing spectacles, you need to FAIL your eye test..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqyrns/wearing_spectacles_is_considered_as_a_sign_of/ (umanga_luintel)
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There never existed and will never exist person ,known by 100% of the population.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqypeg/there_never_existed_and_will_never_exist_person/ (Totika123)
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Since a Genie cannot leave the lamp until summoned, they must have to relieve themselves in the corner. The interior of their lamp must be incredibly smelly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqyoxz/since_a_genie_cannot_leave_the_lamp_until/ (hydromies)
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The reason why you think of a word a little differently than somebody else is propably because you misunderstood the word as a baby

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqyohn/the_reason_why_you_think_of_a_word_a_little/ (Jessejeee)
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We all see the same thing when we meditate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqyogp/we_all_see_the_same_thing_when_we_meditate/ (imperfectburden)
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"The pen is mightier than the sword" no longer applies since we can directly control armies of killer robots with a keyboard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqyog4/the_pen_is_mightier_than_the_sword_no_longer/ (ExperimentalCyborg)
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It is impossibe for a triange to have two obtuse anges.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqyo63/it_is_impossibe_for_a_triange_to_have_two_obtuse/ ([deleted])
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Amount of melanin in the skin is the reason of discrimination.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqynxl/amount_of_melanin_in_the_skin_is_the_reason_of/ (Artisticspawm)
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None of the missions in the 'Mission Impossible' franchise were impossible as they were all accomplished

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqymi5/none_of_the_missions_in_the_mission_impossible/ (kshitijsrv)
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The difference between cats and dogs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqyme9/the_difference_between_cats_and_dogs/ (onesyphorus)
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When people think about experiencing an earthquake, they always imagine it happening during the day, while one occurring while it’s pitch black at night is much more terrifying

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqyj1b/when_people_think_about_experiencing_an/ (Cichael)
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Superstitions like "don't leave a new pair of shoes on the table" and "breaking a mirror is 7 years bad luck" were probably created by parents who just wanted their kids to behave

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqy5ba/superstitions_like_dont_leave_a_new_pair_of_shoes/ (stinky__rat)
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Nothing's on fire. Fire is on things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqy1v3/nothings_on_fire_fire_is_on_things/ (Armaan204)
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The road to heaven is probably paved with sleeping cats

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqy0be/the_road_to_heaven_is_probably_paved_with/ (babyshaker_on_board)
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If you don't eat long enough, you become a cannibal by default.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqxwwf/if_you_dont_eat_long_enough_you_become_a_cannibal/ (ligmapolls)
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In school, there are classes to make you a better accountant, classes to help you speak to other people in the world, classes to better understand the natural world we live in - and then there are classes to turn us all into Olympic medalists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqxt26/in_school_there_are_classes_to_make_you_a_better/ (natusmundi)
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If Steph Curry married Steph Rice, the world would finally make sense.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqxhoa/if_steph_curry_married_steph_rice_the_world_would/ (lupulin59)
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Your nipples are older than your teeth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqxd8h/your_nipples_are_older_than_your_teeth/ (itookyourmatches)
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The irony with understanding things is you never truly actually understand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqxap3/the_irony_with_understanding_things_is_you_never/ (MattOnePointO)
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The answer to the age old half empty or full glass question: It depends on your last action with it. If you drank from it it's half empty, but if you filled it it's half full.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqx61x/the_answer_to_the_age_old_half_empty_or_full/ (edbuilds)
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Everyone on earth is closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqwv1d/everyone_on_earth_is_closer_to_being_a/ (Maciokan)
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Even if shipping is free, you're paying for shipping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqwkq3/even_if_shipping_is_free_youre_paying_for_shipping/ (ZoesterToaster13)
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A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone who knows you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqwfux/a_different_version_of_you_exists_in_the_minds_of/ (aGhostDog)
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A lot of what we know from ancient societies could be false, since almost nothing can be fact checked or verified

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqw9c3/a_lot_of_what_we_know_from_ancient_societies/ (--------idk-------)
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When you're older, you become smarter than the previous generation and dumber than the next generation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqw7n7/when_youre_older_you_become_smarter_than_the/ (s_andakadaham)
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We love Batman but half of us won't put on a mask to literally save lives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqw5a0/we_love_batman_but_half_of_us_wont_put_on_a_mask/ (heykarlll)
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One can argue that laws regarding age restrictions never specify the age is in base 10.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqvu38/one_can_argue_that_laws_regarding_age/ (wrestlingdudeeasttn)
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We love taking off the skin of mostly everything we eat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqvae0/we_love_taking_off_the_skin_of_mostly_everything/ (mcpollo432)
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Grant Imahara completed Mythbusters as a whole

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqv98t/grant_imahara_completed_mythbusters_as_a_whole/ (fernandeztahi)
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There’s never been a film about a disaster from the victims’ perspective

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqv5yq/theres_never_been_a_film_about_a_disaster_from/ (hanfanson)
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Monday the 13th sounds scarier than Friday the 13th.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqv1mo/monday_the_13th_sounds_scarier_than_friday_the/ (Envgeol)
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You can live the entire rest of your life without breathing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hquypw/you_can_live_the_entire_rest_of_your_life_without/ (TehArgis10)
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Boobs are often referred to as melons, so it’s surprising balls are referred to as berries

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqup98/boobs_are_often_referred_to_as_melons_so_its/ (husbus)
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Your tongue knows what everything feels like to lick

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqup7f/your_tongue_knows_what_everything_feels_like_to/ (brodzz_96)
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Clint Eastwood directed films are modern day Norman Rockwells

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqu84z/clint_eastwood_directed_films_are_modern_day/ (RhEEziE)
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The reason there is always tons of candles constantly always lit inside abandoned castles with dragons is because the dragon couldn’t put them out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqu6l7/the_reason_there_is_always_tons_of_candles/ (that-one-guy420)
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The Earth is a space suit for 7 billion people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqu5sm/the_earth_is_a_space_suit_for_7_billion_people/ (suckfail)
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You can look at any object and konw exactly how it feels on your tongue

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqu4f7/you_can_look_at_any_object_and_konw_exactly_how/ (julian_harkless)
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If reincarnation was real, you've probably seen the meteor which killed the dinosaurs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqu453/if_reincarnation_was_real_youve_probably_seen_the/ (cadagricomiguel)
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We all have the guilty pleasure of intentionally slowing down when others are tailgating us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqu0i5/we_all_have_the_guilty_pleasure_of_intentionally/ (zotbuster)
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Whenever you squeeze a Mans bicep you are pinching his ego.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqsz16/whenever_you_squeeze_a_mans_bicep_you_are/ (Syndekos)
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You’re actually closer to being a millionaire than any billionaire

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqsy7j/youre_actually_closer_to_being_a_millionaire_than/ (St-Paerikus)
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Someone is going to get a tattoo of a face mask

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqspip/someone_is_going_to_get_a_tattoo_of_a_face_mask/ (Andreastars)
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You will almost certainly never beat the odds again as much as you did when you journeyed into the egg cell

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqsmj8/you_will_almost_certainly_never_beat_the_odds/ (2020Chapter)
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Aiming high for too long, can give you a neck ache.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqsg3b/aiming_high_for_too_long_can_give_you_a_neck_ache/ (arandomproton)
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Super natural and supernatural are completely different.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqsevg/super_natural_and_supernatural_are_completely/ (Gary_October)
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Frodo Baggins is a level 1 character with a bunch of OP magic items

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqscc7/frodo_baggins_is_a_level_1_character_with_a_bunch/ (CasualClyde)
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We are brains. We are all controlling bone mechs using meat armor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqs99x/we_are_brains_we_are_all_controlling_bone_mechs/ (TheMaskedGeode)
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When Jeff Bezos "feels like a million bucks" he probably doesn't feel all that well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqrxmq/when_jeff_bezos_feels_like_a_million_bucks_he/ (RudyChristina7)
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Some how Denim jackets have always remained a really cool style.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqrv7i/some_how_denim_jackets_have_always_remained_a/ (0ne_Guyy)
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Vegans don’t realize that plants are also living things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqrq7i/vegans_dont_realize_that_plants_are_also_living/ (beardlesshipster)
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9 out of 10 dentists wont let the 10th dentist join in any dentist games.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqrnkt/9_out_of_10_dentists_wont_let_the_10th_dentist/ (puzh_buttonz)
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An 18 year old can adopt a 17 year old.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqrmca/an_18_year_old_can_adopt_a_17_year_old/ (SnoodleBooper)
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Everyone on earth is closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqrle0/everyone_on_earth_is_closer_to_being_a/ (Saul_g0od)
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Switzerland is, oddly enough, a 3rd world country

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqri25/switzerland_is_oddly_enough_a_3rd_world_country/ (Lemon_Donkey456)
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You’re much closer to being a billionaire than Jeff Bezos is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqr69v/youre_much_closer_to_being_a_billionaire_than/ (roastedtoperfection)
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Grilled cheese sandwiches are rarely ever cooked on a grill

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqr3u6/grilled_cheese_sandwiches_are_rarely_ever_cooked/ (uncantankerous)
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Actor Sean Bean will often be addressed as Mr Bean.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqqy84/actor_sean_bean_will_often_be_addressed_as_mr_bean/ (thebroccolioffensive)
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You are closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqqm38/you_are_closer_to_being_a_millionaire_than_jeff/ (echow2001)
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Light is hated by darkness. The warmth is hated by the cold. Everyone will be hated somehow by someone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqqkxa/light_is_hated_by_darkness_the_warmth_is_hated_by/ (PhD3DP)
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At some point “birthday cake” went from a cake you eat on your birthday to a flavor

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqqkac/at_some_point_birthday_cake_went_from_a_cake_you/ (Brandwin3)
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The prospect of losing your teeth is exciting as a kid but terrifying as an adult

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqqjyo/the_prospect_of_losing_your_teeth_is_exciting_as/ (A__R__R__O__W)
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Walking through nature and taking your mask on and off is the new driving-at-night-passing-cars high beams on and off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqqfvq/walking_through_nature_and_taking_your_mask_on/ (CoeurdePirate222)
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Magicians probably make amazing shoplifters

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqqbk8/magicians_probably_make_amazing_shoplifters/ (Celtic505)
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You are the pussy or the asshole, either way you still get fucked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqq2mg/you_are_the_pussy_or_the_asshole_either_way_you/ (GreyJedi56)
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We don’t realize it but dogs technically have beards

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqpzm0/we_dont_realize_it_but_dogs_technically_have/ (Georgies-Boat)
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The King is the most incompetent piece in the game of chess.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqpzd6/the_king_is_the_most_incompetent_piece_in_the/ (Beanes813)
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The lyric “Jack Frost nipping at your nose” is downright terrifying if it’s the Jack Frost from the movie “The Santa Clause”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqpyj6/the_lyric_jack_frost_nipping_at_your_nose_is/ (the_ugly_duckling420)
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Theoretically having a low bar for stuff would make one happier since it’s easier to be pleased

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqpspi/theoretically_having_a_low_bar_for_stuff_would/ (nicolRB)
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If you live long enough, photos of Santa Claus will look like someone younger than you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqpr6i/if_you_live_long_enough_photos_of_santa_claus/ (goomba870)
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It must be very difficult to draw an optical illusion without making a mistake.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqpo7l/it_must_be_very_difficult_to_draw_an_optical/ (thisnamexsits42)
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People buy houses not thinking about who's farted in them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqpkk1/people_buy_houses_not_thinking_about_whos_farted/ (MeetYourMarioMaker)
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In movies and TV shows it seems like there is always that one character afraid to go to the library because they have overdue books.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqpjwy/in_movies_and_tv_shows_it_seems_like_there_is/ (sam_e5)
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Drinks come with the little umbrella so it can provide some shade for the drink so it doesn't warm up as quickly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqpgd8/drinks_come_with_the_little_umbrella_so_it_can/ (TGiR4)
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Luke Skywalker had Bieber hair before Bieber had Bieber Hair.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqpfrl/luke_skywalker_had_bieber_hair_before_bieber_had/ (PineappleYou)
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Your son can’t go higher on the swing can he. Find out. Push the limits

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqp4d2/your_son_cant_go_higher_on_the_swing_can_he_find/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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10 years is a lot more to a kid than to an adult

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqovip/10_years_is_a_lot_more_to_a_kid_than_to_an_adult/ (Ali_46290)
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The second you are born you start dying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqoin5/the_second_you_are_born_you_start_dying/ (mooser185)
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Humans really missed out on the evolutionary trait of being able to open and close ear holes at will.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqohfu/humans_really_missed_out_on_the_evolutionary/ (Razuto22)
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Perry the Platypus is Doofenshmirzt’s therapist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqoggc/perry_the_platypus_is_doofenshmirzts_therapist/ (Bao251103)
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Your body structure is combination of thousand years worth of other people's structure.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqobxl/your_body_structure_is_combination_of_thousand/ (star_o_mega)
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chocolate is made from cocoa beans which is a vegetable, therefore chocolate is healthy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqo9sy/chocolate_is_made_from_cocoa_beans_which_is_a/ (Rainstorm_9000)
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If chimp-human hybrids are still possible, it's relatively likely some have existed already

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqo5g3/if_chimphuman_hybrids_are_still_possible_its/ (AxialGem)
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At the end of the day we are all human beans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqo4nc/at_the_end_of_the_day_we_are_all_human_beans/ (CaptainObvious_-)
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Charlie Brown is the lofi genre of cartoons

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqo45u/charlie_brown_is_the_lofi_genre_of_cartoons/ (GABETHEBEST)
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If you sat on a voodoo doll of yourself, you would never be able to get back up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqo3n4/if_you_sat_on_a_voodoo_doll_of_yourself_you_would/ (jailbroken2008)
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If you clean the pile of receipts out of a purse and stack them together, it makes a tiny book about why you're broke.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqo1bd/if_you_clean_the_pile_of_receipts_out_of_a_purse/ (yalman88)
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If your phone’s Face ID works while you have a mask on, you aren’t wearing the mask properly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqnwk3/if_your_phones_face_id_works_while_you_have_a/ (SalmonCrusader)
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We are openly talking about sex but the question how much do we earn is too private.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqnmoo/we_are_openly_talking_about_sex_but_the_question/ (vpetrychuk)
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For most drivers, the maximum speed posted is actually the minimum speed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqn9ke/for_most_drivers_the_maximum_speed_posted_is/ (SooperDooperPooper69)
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Limp Bizkit cover band "Limp Dickzit"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqn6ha/limp_bizkit_cover_band_limp_dickzit/ (Killer0nTheRoad)
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A capital letter on a sentence where it doesn’t Belong triggers some disgust

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqn63p/a_capital_letter_on_a_sentence_where_it_doesnt/ (Penis-Envys)
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Styrofoam is carbonated plastic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqmxu1/styrofoam_is_carbonated_plastic/ (the-spongeis-anger)
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An 18 year old can legally adopt a 17 year old.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqmwxc/an_18_year_old_can_legally_adopt_a_17_year_old/ (jamanturuk)
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You can never imagine a bald person with hair but you can imagine a person with hair bald

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqmmiw/you_can_never_imagine_a_bald_person_with_hair_but/ (Mokicooper_1)
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Highly practiced Internet trolls are master baiters

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqmm9z/highly_practiced_internet_trolls_are_master/ (OutspokenLurker)
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Crazy how most men are able to identify whether a girl is either cute, pretty, hot or sexy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqmjol/crazy_how_most_men_are_able_to_identify_whether_a/ (RippleTitsDestroyer)
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Life is a program without any try-catch block.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqmav3/life_is_a_program_without_any_trycatch_block/ (sam-com)
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The entire upstairs floor is a really big final step of the stairs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqm84y/the_entire_upstairs_floor_is_a_really_big_final/ (yeoj_bruh)
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Dragons are actually chill creatures who kill knights in self defense and end up with a pile of gold cuz they don't want to leave their cave.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqm648/dragons_are_actually_chill_creatures_who_kill/ (WWSpiderPanda)
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Everyone is gay , even straight ppl because you like you're girlfreind and you're girlfreind was made by her dad's sperm , so if you have have sex with your girlfreind , it's like having sex with her dad's sperm , so you're gay

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqm3qy/everyone_is_gay_even_straight_ppl_because_you/ (Yassinethemorocain)
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If you wear glasses then you use your ears to see better

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqm3cb/if_you_wear_glasses_then_you_use_your_ears_to_see/ (BlazingFist)
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Most people don't personally know anyone named Hugh

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqm2e6/most_people_dont_personally_know_anyone_named_hugh/ (crazynights87)
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Since clouds are made of water, we technically live under water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqlup0/since_clouds_are_made_of_water_we_technically/ (gekasik123)
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The sound of sniffing/breathing gets freakier the more you think about how its air colliding with the inner walls of cranial orifaces.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqlqos/the_sound_of_sniffingbreathing_gets_freakier_the/ (cubosh)
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It would take years of planned interpersonal trolling for somebody to “come out” as straight

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqlqoh/it_would_take_years_of_planned_interpersonal/ (off_brand_white_wolf)
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The nicest people never think they've very nice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqleos/the_nicest_people_never_think_theyve_very_nice/ (ZRaps)
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Every person who drank water died, but every person who didn’t drink water died as well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hql7cd/every_person_who_drank_water_died_but_every/ (bootytea)
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Halloween will never coincide with Friday the 13th

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hql0sq/halloween_will_never_coincide_with_friday_the_13th/ (FreeSammiches)
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Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqkst4/every_machine_is_a_smoke_machine_if_you_operate/ (TRWolfie13)
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31 year olds are teenage adults

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqkfnf/31_year_olds_are_teenage_adults/ (MacroDoseLSD)
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Celebrities buy vineyards to make wine with their money, while real winemakers try to make money with their wine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqkehz/celebrities_buy_vineyards_to_make_wine_with_their/ (aggravitas)
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I am confusion

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqk8xt/i_am_confusion/ (YeeEskrrrrrt)
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We don't hear much about the g-spot anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqk7gy/we_dont_hear_much_about_the_gspot_anymore/ (AbsolutelyUnlikely)
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Pasta is boiled in and absorbs water but still never feels or tastes wet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqk4zl/pasta_is_boiled_in_and_absorbs_water_but_still/ (Wakington)
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Future's song Mask Off hasn't aged well

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqk4sy/futures_song_mask_off_hasnt_aged_well/ (Hajlen)
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It's never your funny friends who want to become comedians

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqk3ln/its_never_your_funny_friends_who_want_to_become/ (YouGottaSayOyVey)
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If eating bugs wasn’t considered gross in most Western countries it would solve a lot of hunger problems.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqk3c4/if_eating_bugs_wasnt_considered_gross_in_most/ (darthva)
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You will have the age of Pi at some point in your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqk397/you_will_have_the_age_of_pi_at_some_point_in_your/ (mattmenboy)
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If you get a phone call and you know for sure it's either a spam or promotional call, you are truly alone in life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqk2g2/if_you_get_a_phone_call_and_you_know_for_sure_its/ (777PuMpKiN)
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We are trying to "flatten the curve" just to curve it in the opposite direction afterwards.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqjz9b/we_are_trying_to_flatten_the_curve_just_to_curve/ (Carenath)
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Society wants you to put in a two week notice as not to burden your colleagues, but employers do not have to give you a two week notice that you’re being let go.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqjsx5/society_wants_you_to_put_in_a_two_week_notice_as/ (Solarscars)
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Everything is a clock if you watch it long enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqjs3h/everything_is_a_clock_if_you_watch_it_long_enough/ (liveandlearn27)
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In all dystopian realities, no matter how far in the future or how many parallel universes away; one thing always survives: the word fuck.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqjgu0/in_all_dystopian_realities_no_matter_how_far_in/ (oh-my)
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The kids watching YouTubers presently are probably going to replace them once they retire.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqjgk0/the_kids_watching_youtubers_presently_are/ (DSA5)
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"Melodramatic" is a melodramatic way of saying dramatic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqje08/melodramatic_is_a_melodramatic_way_of_saying/ (MeitnerVector)
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Yorkshire puddings are English susho

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqjdxd/yorkshire_puddings_are_english_susho/ (dudedoesgames)
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Space is the zeroth letter of alphabetical order. Air beats airs cause the 4th letter is space.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqjdac/space_is_the_zeroth_letter_of_alphabetical_order/ (Usernamedel)
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We buy nicer clothes hoping to increase our chances of getting naked with someone else

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqjd7q/we_buy_nicer_clothes_hoping_to_increase_our/ (KNGWN)
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The world of cars must be really polluted

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqja8v/the_world_of_cars_must_be_really_polluted/ (MrPenguinPants9)
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The right friends are unpaid therapists

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqj5ao/the_right_friends_are_unpaid_therapists/ (fernandeztahi)
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if it were not for the introduction of PVC plumbing pipe, we might have never known Blue Man Group

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqj586/if_it_were_not_for_the_introduction_of_pvc/ (944tim)
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The Truman show is quintessentially about how an entire nation can become indebted to and enthralled by a single wealthy person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqj4ve/the_truman_show_is_quintessentially_about_how_an/ (ValidatingUsername)
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A kid toy could be anything, but an adult toy only sounds sexual.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqj32h/a_kid_toy_could_be_anything_but_an_adult_toy_only/ (Joshhagan6)
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Photographers get paid for people to smile at them all day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqj2yc/photographers_get_paid_for_people_to_smile_at/ (mord4i)
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1990 still feels like 20 years ago

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqizk0/1990_still_feels_like_20_years_ago/ (fernandeztahi)
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Mr. Peanut enslaves other peanuts and sells them for profit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqip2m/mr_peanut_enslaves_other_peanuts_and_sells_them/ (Scwelshican)
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Dice was used as the original random number generator

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqi07n/dice_was_used_as_the_original_random_number/ (carotz)
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Brains are meat computers that turn sugar into thoughts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqhnct/brains_are_meat_computers_that_turn_sugar_into/ (Reagalan)
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They ought to have shown Naruto dicking Hinata after marriage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqhm79/they_ought_to_have_shown_naruto_dicking_hinata/ (DangerousDeveloper)
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All species (humans, dogs, birds, etc.) are so connected by eyesight. We automatically lock eyes without having to make any kind of action to each other. It's almost like an invitation to communicate. Example, Driving a vehicle and you pass another one, you tend to look at their eyes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqhkoi/all_species_humans_dogs_birds_etc_are_so/ (Just-Wow-Man)
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Business appropriated the correct spelling of busyness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqhka6/business_appropriated_the_correct_spelling_of/ (squeakerz8)
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The Magic School Bus is the children’s version of Rick and Morty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqhjdk/the_magic_school_bus_is_the_childrens_version_of/ (officialacissel)
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When planting a seed in soil, with water and sunlight, life is created out of nothing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqhbh9/when_planting_a_seed_in_soil_with_water_and/ (gyuujnserty)
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Their is a movie or show for almost any way we can possibly end human kind. We have no excuse not to do well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqh9tj/their_is_a_movie_or_show_for_almost_any_way_we/ (AcostaBro)
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Ben Ten is one of the only characters in the cartoon universe to actually kind of age over the years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqgr54/ben_ten_is_one_of_the_only_characters_in_the/ (Beginnerer)
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The importance of spacing can be seen from the difference between mans laughter and manslaughter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqgqtf/the_importance_of_spacing_can_be_seen_from_the/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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There has probably been a point when a British person was browsing tweets with the BBC hashtag and was surprised to discover some porn

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqgpyb/there_has_probably_been_a_point_when_a_british/ (LiftUpThatVelvetRope)
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Ther‌‌e a‌‌r‌‌e p‌‌eopl‌‌e w‌‌h‌‌o c‌‌an'‌‌t e‌‌xpres‌‌s t‌‌hei‌‌r g‌‌eniu‌‌s i‌‌dea‌‌s w‌‌it‌‌h p‌‌rope‌‌r w‌‌ord‌‌s a‌‌n‌‌d p‌‌eopl‌‌e w‌‌h‌‌o e‌‌xpres‌‌s t‌‌hei‌‌r t‌‌erribl‌‌e i‌‌dea‌‌s w‌‌it‌‌h b‌‌eautifu‌‌l w‌‌ords.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqglby/there_are_people_who_cant_express_their_genius/ (vpetrychuk)
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Red circles on conspiracy images are always pointless.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqgg5e/red_circles_on_conspiracy_images_are_always/ (Domolisher)
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A free meal from a stranger is less suspicious than a $0.01 meal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqgeru/a_free_meal_from_a_stranger_is_less_suspicious/ (Awsisazeen)
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No matter how un-creative you think you are, we all have dreams where there’s no way you’d think of that stuff while wide awake.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqgb0f/no_matter_how_uncreative_you_think_you_are_we_all/ (zola345)
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In printers, circles make squares. In digital displays, squares make circles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqg7uz/in_printers_circles_make_squares_in_digital/ (Kromium1)
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Humanity is mother Earth's abusive husband

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqg289/humanity_is_mother_earths_abusive_husband/ (weemegaman)
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A person boiling water in Antarctica slightly affects the temperature where you are living

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqfy0i/a_person_boiling_water_in_antarctica_slightly/ (Daniel_G7)
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There was a point in our life that we thought that we still have leftover ice upon opening the freezer, but only to be disappointed that it then contained raw fish or raw meat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqfms1/there_was_a_point_in_our_life_that_we_thought/ (donnerundblitz)
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In order to go to sleep you need to pretend to sleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqffv2/in_order_to_go_to_sleep_you_need_to_pretend_to/ (L-For-Luke)
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As humans tend to generalise the behaviours of different animal species, those species would probably each have their own stereotype of a human.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqfcsr/as_humans_tend_to_generalise_the_behaviours_of/ (milkbreadroll)
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Supercalifragilisticespialadocious wouldn't even be the longest english word

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqfa4w/supercalifragilisticespialadocious_wouldnt_even/ (egyuhwervewu)
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The inventors of tabletop roleplaying games basically invented computer games before computers existed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqezvf/the_inventors_of_tabletop_roleplaying_games/ (Triseult)
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To grow potatoes, you have to plant actual potatoes, not seeds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqey9a/to_grow_potatoes_you_have_to_plant_actual/ (Flying-Pasta)
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You are immortal till proven mortal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqe62f/you_are_immortal_till_proven_mortal/ (snowyowlr)
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The kids of the future generation are less likely to attend school.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqdx4s/the_kids_of_the_future_generation_are_less_likely/ (star_o_mega)
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There is no such thing as acting “a little rude”. Either you act like an asshole or you don’t.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqduup/there_is_no_such_thing_as_acting_a_little_rude/ (avitony)
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Ash Ketchum is a 10 year old with 22 years of experience.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqdg8n/ash_ketchum_is_a_10_year_old_with_22_years_of/ (DangerousDeveloper)
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The idea of getting a McDonald’s is way better than actually eating it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqd6ed/the_idea_of_getting_a_mcdonalds_is_way_better/ (psgenius)
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Just because someone can make a witty analogy, doesn’t make something true. Example: Promiscuity compared to a key that fits many locks versus a lock that can use many keys. Witty, but proves nothing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqd0pf/just_because_someone_can_make_a_witty_analogy/ (Bcmcdonald)
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Your lips skin is exactly the same as your butthole skin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqcvc4/your_lips_skin_is_exactly_the_same_as_your/ (Flutfar)
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Nobody actually knows what bay leaves contribute to the flavor of your cooking. You're pretending to know so that you seem like a better cook.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqcp0j/nobody_actually_knows_what_bay_leaves_contribute/ (DrMux)
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A Stunt Double’s career relies completely on the chance that there's an actor that looks like them becoming famous.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqcngj/a_stunt_doubles_career_relies_completely_on_the/ (tentavia69)
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Scariest thing we could discover in another planet are humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqchdy/scariest_thing_we_could_discover_in_another/ (Elil_50)
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Although everyone forgets about those awkward moments you never forgot, someone must have remembered

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqcfr3/although_everyone_forgets_about_those_awkward/ (Chonkmyster)
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Both concrete and glass are mostly made of sand which makes skyscrapers just really tall sandcastles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqcdmv/both_concrete_and_glass_are_mostly_made_of_sand/ (WhitePegasuss)
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Asking somebody for change to complete a purchase is almost a thing of the past.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqc472/asking_somebody_for_change_to_complete_a_purchase/ (MattOnePointO)
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Somewhere in the world is an incel who hates women for taking the cute guys

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqc02a/somewhere_in_the_world_is_an_incel_who_hates/ (Strategy-Arrow)
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No one ever notices how a characters hairstyle goes untouched during intense fight scenes in action movies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqbz3g/no_one_ever_notices_how_a_characters_hairstyle/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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We are actually washing bone and muscle when we brush our teeth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqbwsm/we_are_actually_washing_bone_and_muscle_when_we/ (MrsSpock01)
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If an end to aging is ever discovered, it will be a very sobering thought for the people with lifespans of thousands of years to look back and think about our short and fleeting eighty-year lives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqblsj/if_an_end_to_aging_is_ever_discovered_it_will_be/ (boltzmannman)
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Forskin is a turtle neck for your penis

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqblr1/forskin_is_a_turtle_neck_for_your_penis/ (FabulousMamaMo)
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Statistically, the average amount of lids that unintentionally fit other bottles/jars is probably pretty high

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqbkgd/statistically_the_average_amount_of_lids_that/ (MOD3RN_GLITCH)
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There is a chance that you and another person both had the same multi million dollar idea, but they did something about it and you didn't

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqbj09/there_is_a_chance_that_you_and_another_person/ (hehecereal)
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You don’t realise how important swallowing for you is until you have a sore throat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqbfb9/you_dont_realise_how_important_swallowing_for_you/ (Uroshirvi69)
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There is probably at least one person in the world who has exactly opposite thoughts and opinions that you have..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqbdj0/there_is_probably_at_least_one_person_in_the/ (SuperShaun1603)
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Adult films are Do-It-Yourself tutorials.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqb9fn/adult_films_are_doityourself_tutorials/ (Oachkatzi)
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People with negative expectations are probably the only people who love being wrong and hate being right.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqb6eu/people_with_negative_expectations_are_probably/ (jval_708)
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People with smaller eyes blink faster than people with bigger eyes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqb34b/people_with_smaller_eyes_blink_faster_than_people/ (CorrPlayz)
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A human barking at a dog is as confusing as a dog talking to a human

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqb22z/a_human_barking_at_a_dog_is_as_confusing_as_a_dog/ (hellerlars)
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The word 'INTERSECT' has 30 pair of parallel lines while the word 'PARALLEL' has only 17.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqb1it/the_word_intersect_has_30_pair_of_parallel_lines/ (youruncke)
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If humans were nocturnal, then we would probably refer to the beginning and end of each day as “moon rise” and “moon set.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqarw7/if_humans_were_nocturnal_then_we_would_probably/ (Sar_3173)
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The probability that in the last glass of water that you have drunk there was a water molecule that has has been drunk by a dinosaur is really close to 100%

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqaqi1/the_probability_that_in_the_last_glass_of_water/ (prorasodealer)
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A sphere is actually a infini-hedron

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqaqfz/a_sphere_is_actually_a_infinihedron/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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Our nose is constantly in our field of vision and it doesn’t bother us nearly as much as it could if we cared.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqaltl/our_nose_is_constantly_in_our_field_of_vision_and/ (1984ByGeorgeOrwell)
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A female dog is a dogga

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqakn9/a_female_dog_is_a_dogga/ (kikonyc)
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Thanks to the speed of light, the night sky is kind of fake.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqaika/thanks_to_the_speed_of_light_the_night_sky_is/ (Semi-Spicy)
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Hiding a boner is not easy because it is hard

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqahjj/hiding_a_boner_is_not_easy_because_it_is_hard/ (Jacksonrr3)
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You don’t appreciate not having a headache until you’ve had one and it’s gone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqacgc/you_dont_appreciate_not_having_a_headache_until/ (RedSage218)
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Because of the cinnamon challenge, there is a good chance the newer generation will have more people that hate cinnamon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqaan9/because_of_the_cinnamon_challenge_there_is_a_good/ (Dasguudmane)
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Universe does not have a concept of up or down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hqa3b4/universe_does_not_have_a_concept_of_up_or_down/ (sam-com)
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All cats are named 'wswswsws' originally that's why they only respond to that.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq9ymm/all_cats_are_named_wswswsws_originally_thats_why/ (CaptainUniverse567)
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A blind man can never see the flaws in their reasoning

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq9wnx/a_blind_man_can_never_see_the_flaws_in_their/ (YouTubeLawyer1)
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The most broken promise in the world is probably “till death do we part” when a couple gets married

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq9m6z/the_most_broken_promise_in_the_world_is_probably/ (Waffle_bird)
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Our solar system is a teacup ride. The planets are the teacups and the sun is the teapot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq9joq/our_solar_system_is_a_teacup_ride_the_planets_are/ (ArcticFoxWaffles)
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If every online gamer acknowledge the word 'Scat', they would probably use the word 'Shitter' either more or less.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq9h7n/if_every_online_gamer_acknowledge_the_word_scat/ (FlumeHound9)
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The reason most people think raising boys is easier than raising girls is that they don't raise their boys.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq9avz/the_reason_most_people_think_raising_boys_is/ (Dumbfoundead69)
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In video games overweight characters often have more health. In real life it’s the other way around.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq90em/in_video_games_overweight_characters_often_have/ (The_Storm15)
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Teaching history as it was is the opposite of indoctrination.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq8xe7/teaching_history_as_it_was_is_the_opposite_of/ (CountKhatch)
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Reminding yourself that your breathe and blink automatically, makes you stop breathing and blinking automatically.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq8vnu/reminding_yourself_that_your_breathe_and_blink/ (yummy_calcium)
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The word B!tch will most likely be considered a slur against women in the future and the next generations will look on our use of it as we look on previous generations who used the N-word colloquially

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq8p28/the_word_btch_will_most_likely_be_considered_a/ (GreyangelXx)
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People who have trouble making friends are awkward. People who have trouble keeping friends are shitty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq8jqw/people_who_have_trouble_making_friends_are/ (MrSluagh)
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There is a possibility that in near future paedophilia will be normalised and people will burn down the statues of people who spoke against paedophilia.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq8dr6/there_is_a_possibility_that_in_near_future/ (theholyspartan1)
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Santa is only one dyslexic away from being Satan.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq87yp/santa_is_only_one_dyslexic_away_from_being_satan/ (PreparedForAnalSex)
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Vanna White has likely clapped more times than any human being alive or dead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq84n8/vanna_white_has_likely_clapped_more_times_than/ (bistro223)
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Anyone can be a cyclops if they press their nose to a mirror

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq82tc/anyone_can_be_a_cyclops_if_they_press_their_nose/ (salTUR)
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Punting in football was probably made by a dude who said he fumbled the ball when he kicked it away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq7suu/punting_in_football_was_probably_made_by_a_dude/ (Thatisjake)
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We've named our entire galaxy after the secretions of a cow's udders

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq7p7r/weve_named_our_entire_galaxy_after_the_secretions/ (RealChronicle)
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Of course it's always darkest before the dawn, because the dawn is when it starts to get light.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq7bkg/of_course_its_always_darkest_before_the_dawn/ (360-survey-jerk)
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Being superhuman is the opposite of being super human

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq7ach/being_superhuman_is_the_opposite_of_being_super/ (mockpocalypse)
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What's eerie about the power going out is not just darkness, but the abrupt silence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq76dk/whats_eerie_about_the_power_going_out_is_not_just/ (Networking4Eyes)
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Zero is a portal between positive and negative numbers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq75gj/zero_is_a_portal_between_positive_and_negative/ (PeekClamBeDyslexic)
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No choice is better than the illusion of choice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq73fv/no_choice_is_better_than_the_illusion_of_choice/ (FeedXFrame)
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People need to start New Year Resolutions from the day after their birthdays and not from the 1st of January.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq6xl4/people_need_to_start_new_year_resolutions_from/ (vanquish10)
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Every single person who was born in the entire 19th century no longer existed as of 2017

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq6nu2/every_single_person_who_was_born_in_the_entire/ (themarxistworker)
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You have to hate yourself so you can eventually love yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq6jpu/you_have_to_hate_yourself_so_you_can_eventually/ (TchallaIsMySon)
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If the earths physics engine had lag, we wouldn’t notice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq6iug/if_the_earths_physics_engine_had_lag_we_wouldnt/ (JakeK9999999)
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The word bed looks like a bed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq6h91/the_word_bed_looks_like_a_bed/ (hawaiiankid)
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Earth is the only planet in our solar system that produces its own light

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq6fb3/earth_is_the_only_planet_in_our_solar_system_that/ (HarpoonsAndSpoons)
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One,of the most frustrating feelings in the world is being smart enough to know there’s a better way to do something but not smart enough to invent a way to do it...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq68v4/oneof_the_most_frustrating_feelings_in_the_world/ (MixedGender)
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It’s entirely possible that somewhere in the world there’s a gay couple named Sergei and Gaylord.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq62cx/its_entirely_possible_that_somewhere_in_the_world/ (AlexBigGay)
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For a moment while you pee you are connected to every body of water your urine flows into.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq60ai/for_a_moment_while_you_pee_you_are_connected_to/ (derpypeacock)
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Once you learn about confirmation bias, you start seeing it everywhere, which may just be because of your own confirmation bias.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq5znh/once_you_learn_about_confirmation_bias_you_start/ (grove4lyf)
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Breakout is one player Pong

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq5ulh/breakout_is_one_player_pong/ (Jake-major)
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We probably look at electronic screens (TVs, PC Monitors, Phones, etc.) more than we look at real people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq5efc/we_probably_look_at_electronic_screens_tvs_pc/ (KanjiWolf)
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Boomers love to complain about how all the younger generations are addicted or attached to all the technology that boomers themselves created for us to use.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq5edk/boomers_love_to_complain_about_how_all_the/ (Dirty_Gurdy)
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There are serial killers we will never catch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq5dqc/there_are_serial_killers_we_will_never_catch/ (clairsentientbeing)
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When you wear your underwear from the outside, than the universe wears your underwear and you expose your pp to everyone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq5cpf/when_you_wear_your_underwear_from_the_outside/ (Chupacbra)
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If,a dog could use a computer he'd likely have his owner as his desktop background

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq5cdt/ifa_dog_could_use_a_computer_hed_likely_have_his/ (MixedGender)
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A car horn can convey a wide range of emotions depending on how it's honked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq5c3a/a_car_horn_can_convey_a_wide_range_of_emotions/ (Dylanphile)
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The opposite of the Nether is Skyblock

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq5bt7/the_opposite_of_the_nether_is_skyblock/ (YandereTeemo)
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Common sense is no longer common.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq5aqn/common_sense_is_no_longer_common/ (clairsentientbeing)
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Sign language was a missed opportunity to have a universally spoken language.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq51e3/sign_language_was_a_missed_opportunity_to_have_a/ (CaptainJon720)
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Knowing that there’s a life in outer space is as scary as knowing we are the only living planet in the universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq50m2/knowing_that_theres_a_life_in_outer_space_is_as/ (userX69X)
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You will click on a nice site with a sketchy file quicker than a sketchy website with a nice file.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq4plj/you_will_click_on_a_nice_site_with_a_sketchy_file/ (TwitchBlubberinio)
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You are afraid of being alone in the dark because you are afraid of not being alone in the dark

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq4o1z/you_are_afraid_of_being_alone_in_the_dark_because/ (bloodynoseBT)
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Toothpaste is bone polish.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq4nvx/toothpaste_is_bone_polish/ (moist_mittens)
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Medusa probably has snakes for pubic hair as well

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq4hoi/medusa_probably_has_snakes_for_pubic_hair_as_well/ (dumbass126)
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Have really really bad wifi is better that having no wifi

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq4h0r/have_really_really_bad_wifi_is_better_that_having/ (9ULTIMATEMASTER9)
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S is the loudest sounding letter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq449v/s_is_the_loudest_sounding_letter/ (731571N)
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Herbivores must live in constant paranoia

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq42ub/herbivores_must_live_in_constant_paranoia/ (Hithekids)
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In the incredibles they named dash before they knew his power

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq3xww/in_the_incredibles_they_named_dash_before_they/ (joviaulak)
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Tape is simply very convenient glue

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq3uko/tape_is_simply_very_convenient_glue/ (CoderJoe1)
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Scooby Doo is a show that teaches us that, villains in life can be strangers, but usually are people we know and think we trust.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq3pec/scooby_doo_is_a_show_that_teaches_us_that/ (joviaulak)
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Which letter is silent in “scent” the s or the c

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq356t/which_letter_is_silent_in_scent_the_s_or_the_c/ (Iannn25)
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Someday if Yellowstone erupts people are going to die from refusing to wear masks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq3514/someday_if_yellowstone_erupts_people_are_going_to/ (Kuandtity)
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You can talk about utter nonsense. As long as you sound confident, someone is bound to believe you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq316s/you_can_talk_about_utter_nonsense_as_long_as_you/ (buttonforbutter)
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Our dreams could already be multiplayer, everyone you see in the dream is also dreaming

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq2xl4/our_dreams_could_already_be_multiplayer_everyone/ (HmMmM-MMmmmmmm-)
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The back of a police car is probably one of the filthiest and germ covered places that you can sit in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq2cwe/the_back_of_a_police_car_is_probably_one_of_the/ (R0uh)
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Flip-flops make the same sound on each foot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq2asw/flipflops_make_the_same_sound_on_each_foot/ (NakedT)
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You are closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos or Bill Gates

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq27g4/you_are_closer_to_being_a_millionaire_than_jeff/ (BlindedMonk24)
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In a world driven by image, the beautiful are kings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq24kt/in_a_world_driven_by_image_the_beautiful_are_kings/ (Digit4lSynaps3)
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At least one atom that’s a part of your body used to be part of another thing’s body

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq24e7/at_least_one_atom_thats_a_part_of_your_body_used/ (jangusty)
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Elvis impersonators allow the real Elvis to be himself in public without being harassed, because everyone thinks he's another impersonator.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq233k/elvis_impersonators_allow_the_real_elvis_to_be/ (440Jack)
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If you run towards a cinema screen, you're actually seeing the movie on fast-forward.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq20u6/if_you_run_towards_a_cinema_screen_youre_actually/ (imusingreddityay)
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Rick Astley says “never gonna tell a lie” but the Rick Roll is all about trickery

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq1z0d/rick_astley_says_never_gonna_tell_a_lie_but_the/ (UnluckyTaaru54)
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There is a thin line between word and world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq1ppk/there_is_a_thin_line_between_word_and_world/ (magop7)
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The insects in your house have probably had more intercourse then you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq1omu/the_insects_in_your_house_have_probably_had_more/ (NoirAzura)
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A fluffer and a hype man have similar job descriptions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq1mz2/a_fluffer_and_a_hype_man_have_similar_job/ (TheGomeeez)
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You are only a true fan of something when you can recognize it's flaws and understand WHY people hate it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq1h1o/you_are_only_a_true_fan_of_something_when_you_can/ (blue4029)
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If clocks counted down instead of upwards, you'd have twice the anxiety before upcoming unpleasant events.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq1fff/if_clocks_counted_down_instead_of_upwards_youd/ (Demonthrall22)
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You believe you’re a separate entity because you assume you are doing the thinking of thoughts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq1eza/you_believe_youre_a_separate_entity_because_you/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Solar panels tried paying in exposure before us humans ever did

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq1ctg/solar_panels_tried_paying_in_exposure_before_us/ (Manedingo)
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We spend most of our lives being head over heels.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq143e/we_spend_most_of_our_lives_being_head_over_heels/ (thecars1979)
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Darks soundtrack was also used in Breaking Bad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq0z3a/darks_soundtrack_was_also_used_in_breaking_bad/ (albeinstein)
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If you tell someone to stop judging, you are judging them as judgmental

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq0xbr/if_you_tell_someone_to_stop_judging_you_are/ (Supervegitofan1234)
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Homer Simpson is ~28 years old

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq0v16/homer_simpson_is_28_years_old/ (klonoaspawn)
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People can be real fucking irritating

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq0unp/people_can_be_real_fucking_irritating/ (Wrathsquader)
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And is Also, and Also is As Well, but And isn’t As Well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq0ptv/and_is_also_and_also_is_as_well_but_and_isnt_as/ (BergenDue)
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There's always a favorite slot or side to our toaster.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq0nn0/theres_always_a_favorite_slot_or_side_to_our/ (pilotgbaker)
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All houses are tree houses if they’re made of wood.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq0l22/all_houses_are_tree_houses_if_theyre_made_of_wood/ (peach_problems)
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When someone says that “He/She is humble.” It’s pretty ironic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq0je9/when_someone_says_that_heshe_is_humble_its_pretty/ (adlgn)
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The best surgeon can never get the best surgery

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq0hdh/the_best_surgeon_can_never_get_the_best_surgery/ (LocalSwede)
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Bananas and Penises can be used for scale with about the same accuracy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq0d41/bananas_and_penises_can_be_used_for_scale_with/ (Therpj3)
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Slowly but surely water fountains will be removed just like pay phones were.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq0bgd/slowly_but_surely_water_fountains_will_be_removed/ (lazyeye888)
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The average person has better odds of becoming a millionaire than Jeff Bezos o Bill Gates.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq0aq7/the_average_person_has_better_odds_of_becoming_a/ (relaxedsweat)
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The modern "boy that cried wolf" is the police and ambulance sirens that get played on radio commercials. People are constantly desensitized to these sounds as result.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hq08ly/the_modern_boy_that_cried_wolf_is_the_police_and/ (Here-For-The-Comment)
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The first brothel on Mars - Space SeX

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpzwvy/the_first_brothel_on_mars_space_sex/ (clairsentientbeing)
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If rappers had a sugar rush could they rap faster

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpzu7e/if_rappers_had_a_sugar_rush_could_they_rap_faster/ (Drexce1138)
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Chocolate is actually super healthy when you factor in mental health.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpzlch/chocolate_is_actually_super_healthy_when_you/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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You helped more mosquitos than humans to be born.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpziqm/you_helped_more_mosquitos_than_humans_to_be_born/ (LeetLurker)
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ever just jack off like 7 times in an hour and your legs start to hurt? like what

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpzij4/ever_just_jack_off_like_7_times_in_an_hour_and/ (True_bananan)
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Blue lobsters might not actually be one in a million, they could just be a lot better at hiding.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpzhjn/blue_lobsters_might_not_actually_be_one_in_a/ (flying_miner)
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Dog walkers could rob every apartment their clients live at

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpzei9/dog_walkers_could_rob_every_apartment_their/ (throwlog)
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Loosing 30% of charge when your phone is 100% seems like such little percent has been lost, but when your battery is 50% it seems like such a drastic change in percent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpz8jp/loosing_30_of_charge_when_your_phone_is_100_seems/ (DaBoyz190)
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Thus far humanity reached a level of generation, that will eventually lead to degeneration.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpz8ia/thus_far_humanity_reached_a_level_of_generation/ (SerMercutio)
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All national anthems are technically country music.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpz8gs/all_national_anthems_are_technically_country_music/ (YoloJelleG)
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“I want scientists to create a device that allows you to be able to see what goes on in peoples minds and dreams, and observe the shock of what they find.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpz7hi/i_want_scientists_to_create_a_device_that_allows/ (Skull_966)
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You’re invisible to the world until you do something wrong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpz6kb/youre_invisible_to_the_world_until_you_do/ (infinitude_21)
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It isn't the unrealistic beauty standards of the lead roles in films that can damage a normal person's self esteem, it's the unrealistic beauty of the supposed geeks that does that

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpz0b9/it_isnt_the_unrealistic_beauty_standards_of_the/ (allthekos)
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Patience when explaining basic things to people stretches the further the age gap.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpyv3t/patience_when_explaining_basic_things_to_people/ (PunnyHoomans)
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The Japanese flag is a pie chart of how much of Japan is Japan

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpytzy/the_japanese_flag_is_a_pie_chart_of_how_much_of/ (stylish_thunderstorm)
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Apparently , bank only give loans to those who can prove it that they don't need a loan.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpyty5/apparently_bank_only_give_loans_to_those_who_can/ (Demonix_Hermit)
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Maybe having perfect memory was an evolutionary disadvantage because anytime someone would get sad, that moment would stick with them for the rest of their lives, and they would never be able to move on with their lives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpytuc/maybe_having_perfect_memory_was_an_evolutionary/ (husbus)
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Posting an unoriginal thought isn't copying if you didn't see the same thought. It's two minds thinking alike.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpypph/posting_an_unoriginal_thought_isnt_copying_if_you/ (_Jack_lambert)
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You have no idea how much you have forgotten

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpykz5/you_have_no_idea_how_much_you_have_forgotten/ (viviflash12345)
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It is impossible to dig half a hole

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpyihn/it_is_impossible_to_dig_half_a_hole/ (CheeseQuake454)
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Somewhere out there is probably a woman named K who is legitimately getting screwed over by some employee, but she's too nervous to ask to speak to a manager because she doesn't want to be accused of being a K.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpyh96/somewhere_out_there_is_probably_a_woman_named_k/ (MDFlash)
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when you erase things, you're erasing the eraser

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpybi9/when_you_erase_things_youre_erasing_the_eraser/ (MoonlightingReddit)
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Drinking Wine with Pizza instantly makes it 10x classier

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpybg5/drinking_wine_with_pizza_instantly_makes_it_10x/ (McDuffBSmith)
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The opposite of salt is pepper but so is sugar

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpya4g/the_opposite_of_salt_is_pepper_but_so_is_sugar/ (dries125)
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Getting sent to prison is the adult version of being grounded.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpy7b9/getting_sent_to_prison_is_the_adult_version_of/ (Diceman31)
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Kim Possible did not wear a bra

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpy1t8/kim_possible_did_not_wear_a_bra/ (JannTosh5)
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The peel of an orange can be used as a biodegradable bracelet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpy0gu/the_peel_of_an_orange_can_be_used_as_a/ (puzh_buttonz)
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Two women fighting seems to almost always devolve into a struggle to see who can keep a stronger hold on the other’s hair.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpxyaq/two_women_fighting_seems_to_almost_always_devolve/ (TomoftheHouseRiddle)
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We’re supposed to save for the future, but with an average of $80,000 in their 401k’s and no pension to rely on, most retirees are likely screwed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpxxzf/were_supposed_to_save_for_the_future_but_with_an/ (Dashover)
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Science based methodology has given us breakthroughs like iPhones, jet airplane travel and vaccines so if a person rejects vaccinations should they also have to give up their smart phone?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpxwxs/science_based_methodology_has_given_us/ (whuszti)
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When people pee standing up, the taller they are, the longer it takes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpxuiv/when_people_pee_standing_up_the_taller_they_are/ (accidentalsurvivor)
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There is no meaning of life, but there is meaning in death; to live a good life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpxlem/there_is_no_meaning_of_life_but_there_is_meaning/ (Dyljim)
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The guy who invented the first invention also invented inventions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpxk4g/the_guy_who_invented_the_first_invention_also/ (Sir-Toastington)
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Wasting money is saving your money and not spending it before you die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpxhko/wasting_money_is_saving_your_money_and_not/ (CalvinT2114)
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You have to spend money in order to buy items to hold more money.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpxf4u/you_have_to_spend_money_in_order_to_buy_items_to/ (therealblitz1274)
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Face masks are great shields against people that judge based on facial appearance

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpx9ne/face_masks_are_great_shields_against_people_that/ (AlphaF22A)
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Someone is probably mad you took their username

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpx9db/someone_is_probably_mad_you_took_their_username/ (Sir-Toastington)
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We never 'grow up' mentally we just learn to pretend that we did.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpx7h3/we_never_grow_up_mentally_we_just_learn_to/ (TheBlueAvocado2022)
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The “supernatural” isn’t stranger or spookier than reality, it just seems that way because we’re not used to it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpx1zh/the_supernatural_isnt_stranger_or_spookier_than/ (neo-0K)
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If your house costs more than your car, you probably don't live in your car.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpx15a/if_your_house_costs_more_than_your_car_you/ (puzh_buttonz)
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The scariest sound in the world is the audio from porn when you thought you had it muted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpwq2c/the_scariest_sound_in_the_world_is_the_audio_from/ (mynameisethan182)
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being asleep for a 1000 years would feel the same as being asleep for 8 hours

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpwq0u/being_asleep_for_a_1000_years_would_feel_the_same/ (omerkha)
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It is impossible to ever think of nothing if you think of nothing but darkness that is still something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpwg19/it_is_impossible_to_ever_think_of_nothing_if_you/ (hydras7)
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You know that the person's house is huge as hell when their house can fit a grand piano with plenty of space left.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpwdla/you_know_that_the_persons_house_is_huge_as_hell/ (Beginnerer)
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You don’t know if you are straight until you had sex with both genders

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpw9ko/you_dont_know_if_you_are_straight_until_you_had/ (Croakynorbi55)
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Ive just realised why Elves in D&D haven’t outbred everyone...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpw797/ive_just_realised_why_elves_in_dd_havent_outbred/ (CountPeter)
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At some point of our evolution we were smelling like a sperm

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpw53z/at_some_point_of_our_evolution_we_were_smelling/ (vpetrychuk)
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If someone is unaware of the English alphabet, seeing a Y or X wing in Star Wars is probably a confusing experience.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpw4vv/if_someone_is_unaware_of_the_english_alphabet/ (IrishNSketchy)
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A speed limit is also a speed requirement

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpw35r/a_speed_limit_is_also_a_speed_requirement/ (FrenzyRush)
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You never really notice how loud you fart until you absolutely can’t hold it in while taking a test.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpw1xe/you_never_really_notice_how_loud_you_fart_until/ (tall-azn-guy)
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The only reason a desease is diagnosed is because more than a few people have had it in the past.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpw0w5/the_only_reason_a_desease_is_diagnosed_is_because/ (The_Demonotiser)
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An artist respects the silence which serves as the foundation of creativity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpvxwr/an_artist_respects_the_silence_which_serves_as/ (EyeHaveSexOnceYearly)
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Peeing without touching your pp is hipfire

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpvsde/peeing_without_touching_your_pp_is_hipfire/ (Definitley-Max)
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You know you have a deep connection with someone when you can fart near them without feeling embarrassed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpvqub/you_know_you_have_a_deep_connection_with_someone/ (HighOn2weed)
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Playing a piano is meticulously using keys to unlock music.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpvnrq/playing_a_piano_is_meticulously_using_keys_to/ (puzh_buttonz)
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As common as lightning strikes are, somehow it’s still rare to actually see it strike something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpvgse/as_common_as_lightning_strikes_are_somehow_its/ (tom_is_the_bomb)
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People want to restrict gun ownership yet nobody talks about banning flamethrowers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpvfqj/people_want_to_restrict_gun_ownership_yet_nobody/ (YouTubeLawyer1)
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Push mowing your whole lawn is effectively taking the longest walk possible around your yard without crossing a previously tread area of grass.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpv6h8/push_mowing_your_whole_lawn_is_effectively_taking/ (NobleCentaur)
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if a camera lens is circle shouldn't pictures be circle not square

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpuvlq/if_a_camera_lens_is_circle_shouldnt_pictures_be/ (TheBiteIsAGift)
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If you fight fire with fire, you're just going to get more fire

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpuro6/if_you_fight_fire_with_fire_youre_just_going_to/ (stinkyfrito)
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A circle is technically a infinigon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpuofn/a_circle_is_technically_a_infinigon/ (RedditBoi696969)
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every paradox is a variant of a self-reference paradox

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpuj7c/every_paradox_is_a_variant_of_a_selfreference/ (waitItsQuestionTime)
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Eminem looking old will be another milestone in our lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpuh1f/eminem_looking_old_will_be_another_milestone_in/ (icecreamdude97)
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Until the sixteenth century, comets were usually considered bad omens of coming catastrophes. Neowise is quite late to the party.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hptmrv/until_the_sixteenth_century_comets_were_usually/ (khalamar)
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“Suck” and “Blow” are usually antonyms, but are synonyms in respect to something’s quality (as well as penises).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hptm2x/suck_and_blow_are_usually_antonyms_but_are/ (joeshoe0720)
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Your house could be considerably older than the year it was built, depending on how old the trees were that its lumber came from.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hptkbj/your_house_could_be_considerably_older_than_the/ (Professor_Bookman)
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Happiness is of the imagination and not reason

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hptjgn/happiness_is_of_the_imagination_and_not_reason/ (guminhyeok)
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Everyone's brain's perception of colour may be different and we might not know about it at all

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hptend/everyones_brains_perception_of_colour_may_be/ (vdtxdtc_chf)
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"How to fix your internet" must be one of the least searched terms on the internet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpt69m/how_to_fix_your_internet_must_be_one_of_the_least/ (TheDarkIsMyLight)
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FlatEarthers rely on GPS to drive to conventions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpt5w1/flatearthers_rely_on_gps_to_drive_to_conventions/ (FeatureNotAFlaw)
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There's too much shit on the ground for people to not watch their step

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpssz2/theres_too_much_shit_on_the_ground_for_people_to/ (9330160)
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Employees have the skills to pay the bills and employers have the bills to pay the skills

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpsoc5/employees_have_the_skills_to_pay_the_bills_and/ (elikeenan)
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People are more scared in failing than not learning at all in school

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpsmpq/people_are_more_scared_in_failing_than_not/ (Holygrail69)
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You could probably rob a bank more subtly since everyone is wearing a mask

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpskxe/you_could_probably_rob_a_bank_more_subtly_since/ (moist_potatochip)
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When typing, the letter “a” looks really different compared to how most people write it, and everyone is okay with that.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpskbt/when_typing_the_letter_a_looks_really_different/ (gsanjay)
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You aren't paid according to how hard you work, you are paid according to how hard you are to replace.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpsinn/you_arent_paid_according_to_how_hard_you_work_you/ (gsanjay)
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Pranks are only funny when it happens to someone else

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hps8ss/pranks_are_only_funny_when_it_happens_to_someone/ (Painlessslap)
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1 Jeff Bezos = 450 Beyonce

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hps300/1_jeff_bezos_450_beyonce/ (TehKudo)
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A jellyfish can both float like a butterfly and sting like a bee.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hprdb3/a_jellyfish_can_both_float_like_a_butterfly_and/ (iballistiKitten)
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'Waterfall' is the exact literal opposite of 'Firefly'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hprcg4/waterfall_is_the_exact_literal_opposite_of_firefly/ (certainly_imperfect)
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1960s TV feels a lot older than 1960s music.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpr40b/1960s_tv_feels_a_lot_older_than_1960s_music/ (Not_sure_if_george)
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Paper is a nail file for erasers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpqswz/paper_is_a_nail_file_for_erasers/ (simsredditr)
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There are clouds under your feet too, just really far away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpqran/there_are_clouds_under_your_feet_too_just_really/ (firegate2233)
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The hyenas probably ate Mufassa after chasing off Simba

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpqm43/the_hyenas_probably_ate_mufassa_after_chasing_off/ (stie112)
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Super Mario Bros Was the first game to introduce fall damage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpq88o/super_mario_bros_was_the_first_game_to_introduce/ (LeKrispyKreme)
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A man decided to give a meaning to the middle finger and everyone decided to get offended.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpq4nt/a_man_decided_to_give_a_meaning_to_the_middle/ (00Vishal007)
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More and more kids are going to grow up without actually attending school.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpq46j/more_and_more_kids_are_going_to_grow_up_without/ (star_o_mega)
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Petrol and diesel industry is entirely dependent on car industry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpq2s1/petrol_and_diesel_industry_is_entirely_dependent/ (star_o_mega)
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You’re loved and will be missed if you go, stay strong; you can do it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpq2im/youre_loved_and_will_be_missed_if_you_go_stay/ (YTAppleDemo)
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If you never made a mistake, you are not living.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpq0ez/if_you_never_made_a_mistake_you_are_not_living/ (jonnyisdead310)
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At some point guys don’t jack off for pleasure but just because they have nothing else to do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hppwqq/at_some_point_guys_dont_jack_off_for_pleasure_but/ (elohttub-360)
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If a girl is older than eighteen then she doesn’t need anyone else’s signature on a school permission trip.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hppteh/if_a_girl_is_older_than_eighteen_then_she_doesnt/ (BohrWasTheBrainlet)
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Our brains probably have the ultimate form of WinZip. compressing and extracting information when relevant or not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hppt2j/our_brains_probably_have_the_ultimate_form_of/ (G4L4CT1C4)
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Every period is the loss of a possible kid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpplqy/every_period_is_the_loss_of_a_possible_kid/ (imkindofscared)
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A room filled with only candle light looks a little odd and is too dark, whereas 200 years ago, a room lit by modern lights would seem way to bright and very off-putting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpphrq/a_room_filled_with_only_candle_light_looks_a/ (husbus)
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Jenga is the game that reflects life the most. You build your tower of success with blocks of 'things that might go wrong', and if they happen you pull them out. Eventually if enough things do go wrong the tower collapses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hppg92/jenga_is_the_game_that_reflects_life_the_most_you/ (KarmaTurtle7)
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Most Science Fiction movies aren’t fiction at all. Rather, they are plausible in an ever expanding universe with possibly multiple different dimensions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hppg41/most_science_fiction_movies_arent_fiction_at_all/ (nate223)
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If you could trace back your ancestry through either of your parents for millions of years then you would eventually meet up with a specific being that is also your dog's ancestor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hppefm/if_you_could_trace_back_your_ancestry_through/ (VeganSuperPowerz)
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When you’re a kid you have sleepovers. Then as you get a little older you stop... then as you get even older you start having sleepovers again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hppdt6/when_youre_a_kid_you_have_sleepovers_then_as_you/ (polar_pilot)
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Tongues are great at finding stuff in your teeth but fail at removal. Fingers are better for removal but fail at finding.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hppaw6/tongues_are_great_at_finding_stuff_in_your_teeth/ (WellWellWelllllll)
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As a society we’ve decided that vanilla is the opposite of chocolate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpovo7/as_a_society_weve_decided_that_vanilla_is_the/ (foundthesock)
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Steve Austin's back could never bear the weight his bionic right arm and bionic legs could lift.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpotgd/steve_austins_back_could_never_bear_the_weight/ (Ima_Jetfuelgenius)
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Give a man a gun, and he can rob a bank, but if you give a man a bank he can rob the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpoqh5/give_a_man_a_gun_and_he_can_rob_a_bank_but_if_you/ (DestroyatronMk8)
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Q-tips are much more effective than your fingers at picking both ears and noses, yet we only use them for one of those purposes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpomfn/qtips_are_much_more_effective_than_your_fingers/ (YouTubeLawyer1)
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To get people to stay 6ft away from each other, we just need to ban deodorant

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpomdv/to_get_people_to_stay_6ft_away_from_each_other_we/ (NewHome_PaleRedDot)
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If you know that you don't know, how do you know that

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpokzm/if_you_know_that_you_dont_know_how_do_you_know/ (Graemett)
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Masks are the new condoms

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpokjj/masks_are_the_new_condoms/ (JaxCeeMi)
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A clean floor is to an insect what's like a desert to us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpojig/a_clean_floor_is_to_an_insect_whats_like_a_desert/ (lucario715)
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Guys being tall is the same as girls having big tits. It is genetic but still gives some people an edge.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpohb9/guys_being_tall_is_the_same_as_girls_having_big/ (withoutwax21)
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While you look at stupid things you did when you were younger, a future version of you is probably thinking the same about you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpof5f/while_you_look_at_stupid_things_you_did_when_you/ (NormalW)
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If someone was able to go without sleeping from birth to death, their entire life would seem like a single, extraordinarily long day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpo3bg/if_someone_was_able_to_go_without_sleeping_from/ (NorCalNavyMike)
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You stop taking pictures when you’ve fallen out of love with someone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpnza4/you_stop_taking_pictures_when_youve_fallen_out_of/ (Rosey523)
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There is no such thing as "never before seen footage."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpnyqf/there_is_no_such_thing_as_never_before_seen/ (-Top-Gun-)
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Gay people think of straight people as straight people think of gays.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpnxl4/gay_people_think_of_straight_people_as_straight/ (CursedPlayer69)
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The word 'Phonetics' meaning the study of speech sounds doesn't even start with the letter F.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpnq5t/the_word_phonetics_meaning_the_study_of_speech/ (Minewrecker)
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Zombies are always middle-aged

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpnj3k/zombies_are_always_middleaged/ (B0uncing7ur7135)
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We only think other animals are dumb because they don’t meet our standards of smart.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpngyg/we_only_think_other_animals_are_dumb_because_they/ (ExplodingSushi)
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"Beep Boop" could become a slur once A.I becomes advanced enough to be offended.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpn9if/beep_boop_could_become_a_slur_once_ai_becomes/ (DrTumbleweed)
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Someone you never met, with whom you would have fallen madly in love, lived and died thousands of years ago.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpn8jy/someone_you_never_met_with_whom_you_would_have/ (ArtsyFlatulance)
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As handwriting becomes progressively worse, it will eventually be indistinguishable from footwriting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpn538/as_handwriting_becomes_progressively_worse_it/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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Eating the contents of your sushi disassembled by ingredient is a dissatisfying way of eating sushi.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpn3dx/eating_the_contents_of_your_sushi_disassembled_by/ (Lady_butt_hole)
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There's always at least one person in the world who disagrees with something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpn1s4/theres_always_at_least_one_person_in_the_world/ (Dennster101)
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you know you're close to someone when you don't have to think of topics to talk on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpml4u/you_know_youre_close_to_someone_when_you_dont/ (TusharG03)
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Ghislaine Maxwell is the “where’s Waldo” of pedos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpmj66/ghislaine_maxwell_is_the_wheres_waldo_of_pedos/ (repfam4life)
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Not wearing a mask is the new confederacy. In 100 years there will be statues of their grandfathers who refused to wear masks. And the descendants will claim they were freedom fighters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpmbsc/not_wearing_a_mask_is_the_new_confederacy_in_100/ (LonelyCakeEater)
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It could always be worse

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpmb5u/it_could_always_be_worse/ (step6666)
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Recreational sex is so much better than procreational sex

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hplxxw/recreational_sex_is_so_much_better_than/ (jadez7789)
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Ferrets somehow looks like a crossbreed between a slinky and a cat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hplref/ferrets_somehow_looks_like_a_crossbreed_between_a/ (Sw1tchblade)
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People with poor Eyesight have higher IQ...because Low graphics makes better performance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hplqlg/people_with_poor_eyesight_have_higher_iqbecause/ (ToufikSartana)
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Nothing will ever be in the EXACT position it was in at one point.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hplpbe/nothing_will_ever_be_in_the_exact_position_it_was/ (Crabs___just_crabs)
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It sucks that an owner of the house still has to pay household bills monthly despite paying the full price of the house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hplkcq/it_sucks_that_an_owner_of_the_house_still_has_to/ (Beginnerer)
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Your car could be made out of recycled parts of a car someone crashed and died in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpljj3/your_car_could_be_made_out_of_recycled_parts_of_a/ (Crabs___just_crabs)
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You are desperately waiting for your hiccups to stop but you don't even acknowledge which one your last hiccup is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hplb53/you_are_desperately_waiting_for_your_hiccups_to/ (DimKara_)
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Pyrocynical will upload Petscop 2 before Belle Delphine posts a nude

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpl79t/pyrocynical_will_upload_petscop_2_before_belle/ (FrenchZeeBalls)
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Our phones and keys are two things we never think to clean, even though, of all the items we carry around, they're probably the ones we drop the most.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpl6qo/our_phones_and_keys_are_two_things_we_never_think/ (DrAwkward404)
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Nice picture of food is food porn, nice picture of child is....

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpl2zl/nice_picture_of_food_is_food_porn_nice_picture_of/ (gudge98)
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People who forego foods they love because of another's preference might be exacerbating a nutritional deficiency

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpl246/people_who_forego_foods_they_love_because_of/ (subwoofage)
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While movies are trying to offer instant action plus over the top effects that suit video games. Game companies nowadays instead sacrifice interactivity and responsiveness in order to be more cinematic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpkykg/while_movies_are_trying_to_offer_instant_action/ (Elver-Galarga7)
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Bread doesn’t have an inside or outside until you smear something on it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpkxxn/bread_doesnt_have_an_inside_or_outside_until_you/ (tkill__)
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Free sex is normal. $0.01 sex is weird.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpkxu2/free_sex_is_normal_001_sex_is_weird/ (preduuu2)
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It's difficult for a man to impersonate a woman's voice without coming off as homophobic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpktun/its_difficult_for_a_man_to_impersonate_a_womans/ (forkl)
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Everything is a piñata if you can hit it hard enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpkjs9/everything_is_a_piñata_if_you_can_hit_it_hard/ (DuncanMarsh)
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Celebrities probably love the ability to go out in public with a facemask and glasses and go unrecognized

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpkchl/celebrities_probably_love_the_ability_to_go_out/ (Rudecarp)
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You’re the civil villain in somebody’s story

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpk5rj/youre_the_civil_villain_in_somebodys_story/ (CheekClapper3000)
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There might be some items in video games that no one knows exists because it is too rare.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpk4tz/there_might_be_some_items_in_video_games_that_no/ (primus747)
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The grand piano is technically an 88 string guitar

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpjykf/the_grand_piano_is_technically_an_88_string_guitar/ (millhouse187)
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We might all be seeing different colours

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpjnj1/we_might_all_be_seeing_different_colours/ (Enafter)
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No matter what year it is with enough digging around some one will justify that the world will end on that given year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpjnf8/no_matter_what_year_it_is_with_enough_digging/ (BetaQp)
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We’ve unintentionally “Pavloved” ourselves with smartphones: instead of a bell for dog treats, we have a digital bell from our smartphone conditioning us to look for text messages and notifications because it represents social interaction and someone’s desire to connect with you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpjmia/weve_unintentionally_pavloved_ourselves_with/ (deathtoallpizzas)
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The only difference between being mugged and being pickpocket is finesse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpjlvx/the_only_difference_between_being_mugged_and/ (polygone722)
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It only takes a few seconds in life for people to understand the true value of something in life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpjgvf/it_only_takes_a_few_seconds_in_life_for_people_to/ (AwesomeRider09)
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Dogs probably bring us sticks because our nomadic ancestors needed material for shelters and rewarded them for finding good sticks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpjglx/dogs_probably_bring_us_sticks_because_our_nomadic/ (steelerfaninperu)
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Living until you die of old age is real life plot armor

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpjcrf/living_until_you_die_of_old_age_is_real_life_plot/ (Atalkingpizzabox)
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sweet is the opposite of all tastes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpiyu9/sweet_is_the_opposite_of_all_tastes/ (zeldathunder82)
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To all the girls who are rude for no reason. You're not "savage" sweetie you're just mannerless.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpivpv/to_all_the_girls_who_are_rude_for_no_reason_youre/ (ritzz2_0)
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Porn stars must have a real shitty sex life outside of work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpitsg/porn_stars_must_have_a_real_shitty_sex_life/ (READlbetweenl)
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If there are clouds above you, then you are technically underwater.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpih0m/if_there_are_clouds_above_you_then_you_are/ (_SquidDog_)
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People who think money is the world's curse ignore the fact that we would most certainly find something else to blame our problems on if it was gone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpifeo/people_who_think_money_is_the_worlds_curse_ignore/ (luckyluciano9713)
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These are really fun times for people with mask fetishes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpie7a/these_are_really_fun_times_for_people_with_mask/ (Captain_Clark)
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We humans are the most efficient at both food preservation and food waste!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpi1vn/we_humans_are_the_most_efficient_at_both_food/ (HelpfulTear)
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Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hphwbu/your_stomach_thinks_all_potatoes_are_mashed/ (MisterSenior)
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A day is both 12 hours, and 24 hours

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hphcgb/a_day_is_both_12_hours_and_24_hours/ (D1244)
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Phone contacts without a display picture are kind of like unfilled entries in a human pokedex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hphbur/phone_contacts_without_a_display_picture_are_kind/ (CleanSocks28)
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While "to be treated like a dog" has a negative meaning, it is a quite a positive thing nowadays.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hph6sb/while_to_be_treated_like_a_dog_has_a_negative/ (vpetrychuk)
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On phones and cameras all over the world, there are millions of "before" pictures with no corresponding "after" pictures.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hph1ly/on_phones_and_cameras_all_over_the_world_there/ (Dylanphile)
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Technology really didn't change from the 1400s to 1700s. Yet, technology changed a lot in just the 1900s.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpguk0/technology_really_didnt_change_from_the_1400s_to/ (IMissFreedom)
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If you split holy water into holy oxygen and holy hydrogen you could build a holy hydrogenbomb

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpglvt/if_you_split_holy_water_into_holy_oxygen_and_holy/ (little_Rocketman)
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We’re closer to the year 2050, than we are to the year 1990.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpgltv/were_closer_to_the_year_2050_than_we_are_to_the/ (Casartelli)
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If you burn down a morgue it turns into a crematorium

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpgldq/if_you_burn_down_a_morgue_it_turns_into_a/ (eggsforeyes)
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The opposite of firefly is waterfall

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpgl73/the_opposite_of_firefly_is_waterfall/ (Pristine_Virus)
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even if you overcome an obstacle so high, you will fall to your death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpg9s4/even_if_you_overcome_an_obstacle_so_high_you_will/ (mk_ayy)
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The word "homeowner" has the word "meow" in it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpg8kl/the_word_homeowner_has_the_word_meow_in_it/ (teeegl)
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Some people brag about how much money they spent on an object. Others brag about how little.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpg8he/some_people_brag_about_how_much_money_they_spent/ (Swampwolf42)
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One of the most offensive things you can do is correct someone’s grammar.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpg496/one_of_the_most_offensive_things_you_can_do_is/ (Midpostrefter)
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If we could pick ourselves up we could fly for eternity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpfyge/if_we_could_pick_ourselves_up_we_could_fly_for/ (bruhlord02496)
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Olympic athletes are way healthier than the average person, yet don't live much longer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpfuaz/olympic_athletes_are_way_healthier_than_the/ (IMissFreedom)
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Dino nuggets and chicken nuggets are technically correct both ways.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpfs0w/dino_nuggets_and_chicken_nuggets_are_technically/ (Lavish_Parakeet)
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A chiropractor is human assisted knuckle-cracking for your whole body

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpfrzd/a_chiropractor_is_human_assisted_knucklecracking/ (j1ggy)
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Your server has gossiped about you or your table to their friends.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpfp7o/your_server_has_gossiped_about_you_or_your_table/ (Mjtarq67)
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Beard for Men just works like feathers for Peacock.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpflkw/beard_for_men_just_works_like_feathers_for_peacock/ (The_Mask_Girl)
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Dating apps probably know more about you than nearly all your close friends and families

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpfl8p/dating_apps_probably_know_more_about_you_than/ (-Aikju-)
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There will eventually be as many streaming services as there were cable channels.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpfks4/there_will_eventually_be_as_many_streaming/ (luder888)
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A very expired egg becomes a chick

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpfeed/a_very_expired_egg_becomes_a_chick/ (AdamREEE)
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We expect people to wear masks to protect others but people won’t even wear a helmet when biking to protect their own life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpf8vt/we_expect_people_to_wear_masks_to_protect_others/ (Quality_Cucumber)
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take that smug look off your face

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpf7f9/take_that_smug_look_off_your_face/ (flannelballoons)
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Shrek not only caused his world to view ogres more positively, he also caused our world to view ogres more positively.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpf3t6/shrek_not_only_caused_his_world_to_view_ogres/ (Donkey_Kong_Fan)
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The same people who won't wear masks are probably the same people who leave their cars in the middle of grocery store parking lots

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpeple/the_same_people_who_wont_wear_masks_are_probably/ (dollar_signTexas)
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The Universe grows as our awareness grows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpemqh/the_universe_grows_as_our_awareness_grows/ (Tbagyogrill)
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Humanity owes our continued existence to the fact that HIV can't be transmitted by mosquitoes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpejfh/humanity_owes_our_continued_existence_to_the_fact/ (Shadowhead)
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The most unhelpful thing in the world is a toddler trying to be helpful

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpee4m/the_most_unhelpful_thing_in_the_world_is_a/ (I_suck_atusernames)
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"Oxygen is great" is one of the few objective opinions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hped14/oxygen_is_great_is_one_of_the_few_objective/ (suzaman)
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When you look at yourself in the mirror. you only see what you look like from the perspective of someone who’s the same height as you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpebx5/when_you_look_at_yourself_in_the_mirror_you_only/ (365madness)
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Magic already exists but it's been turned into science

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpe6ux/magic_already_exists_but_its_been_turned_into/ (SirAren)
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Kids nowadays are going to have so many videos of them as babies/ kids to look back at, when adults are lucky to have some old family VHS cassettes that still exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpe4ji/kids_nowadays_are_going_to_have_so_many_videos_of/ (SquishyTurtles)
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Maybe dogs put up an act to make us feel more appreciated the same way we act extra excited whenever we see them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpe0or/maybe_dogs_put_up_an_act_to_make_us_feel_more/ (squanto420sqanching)
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A person with square brain is actually smarter than us because a cubic object has more volume than a spherical object and thus has more brain power.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpdyqk/a_person_with_square_brain_is_actually_smarter/ (duckdotdvck)
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People who have memory issues usually remember that they have memory issues.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpduuu/people_who_have_memory_issues_usually_remember/ (ThyGamerKing)
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The feeling of dread on the first day of school when you have to share three interesting things about yourself to the class but you can’t even think of one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpdrqr/the_feeling_of_dread_on_the_first_day_of_school/ (thecars1979)
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If you're lucky, no one will ever see your skeleton.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpdn14/if_youre_lucky_no_one_will_ever_see_your_skeleton/ (idiotinajumpsuit)
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A lot of drugs would disappear if people could earn a fair wage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpdm4q/a_lot_of_drugs_would_disappear_if_people_could/ (klombomb)
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Trying to erase parts of history that you don’t like won’t make it so it never happened.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpdjof/trying_to_erase_parts_of_history_that_you_dont/ (Woof_574)
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If parallel universes exist, we wouldn’t probably exist in the vast majority of them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpddqn/if_parallel_universes_exist_we_wouldnt_probably/ (lHopy)
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The first Transformers movie was just a 140 minute long Camaro commercial.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpdd96/the_first_transformers_movie_was_just_a_140/ (owlskye)
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The fun begins when you realize that people who were born blind don't actually know what humanly body features actually look like...they don't know what they are talking to...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpdcpa/the_fun_begins_when_you_realize_that_people_who/ (Nohahaha97)
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There is always an exact Nintendo Mario song that can describe how you’re feeling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpd3cd/there_is_always_an_exact_nintendo_mario_song_that/ (YTAppleDemo)
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If a spider T-Bags, it is doing pushups(and vice-versa)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpcsdu/if_a_spider_tbags_it_is_doing_pushupsand_viceversa/ (Aviator05m)
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North Korea and Finland are only separated by 1 country

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpcndf/north_korea_and_finland_are_only_separated_by_1/ (Bunkerthrower19)
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History books are literally a thing of the past

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpcn7x/history_books_are_literally_a_thing_of_the_past/ (rnielsen777)
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Many people hate on porn for changing the image of sex in people's minds but most of movies do the same thing about our daily life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpcmj5/many_people_hate_on_porn_for_changing_the_image/ (yousendingnudes)
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The dictionary could technically be a poem.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpckr7/the_dictionary_could_technically_be_a_poem/ (finedig)
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Your own bed always feels better after you spend the night in another one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpccrs/your_own_bed_always_feels_better_after_you_spend/ (TheMaskedGeode)
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If you could perfectly control the airflow in a closed space, you could pee in any direction and the stream would remain straight and narrow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpc8tt/if_you_could_perfectly_control_the_airflow_in_a/ (zipflop)
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Mouse traps can catch all sorts of other things too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpc4zp/mouse_traps_can_catch_all_sorts_of_other_things/ (puzh_buttonz)
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Some people want to watch the world burn, those people watch US news and are content.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpc28b/some_people_want_to_watch_the_world_burn_those/ (DOS2_Beast)
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For gardeners, cats are cuddly thugs we hire to take care of our problems

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpc1rv/for_gardeners_cats_are_cuddly_thugs_we_hire_to/ (Sakoondomla)
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People who don't pick up after their dogs are the real turds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpbzex/people_who_dont_pick_up_after_their_dogs_are_the/ (pilatesse)
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Morgan Freeman’s kids must have thought their babysitters were just terrible at reading stories aloud

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpbygl/morgan_freemans_kids_must_have_thought_their/ (Amateurlapse)
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Maybe in an alternate world, it is normal being naked and putting on clothes is considered sexy and nude

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpbsgf/maybe_in_an_alternate_world_it_is_normal_being/ (NewRedditor25252)
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Fear of heights is rather a fear of falling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpbmyw/fear_of_heights_is_rather_a_fear_of_falling/ (menovat)
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Even though people consider Latin to be a dead language, we still seem to use it a lot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpbmta/even_though_people_consider_latin_to_be_a_dead/ (Casulal-M)
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The dude who killed Batmans parents essentially saved thousands of lives because he created the Batman.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpbjyb/the_dude_who_killed_batmans_parents_essentially/ (Tekataha_)
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Going to a Modern Art Museum just so you can sneer and mock the art is actually more pretentious than the artwork itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpbj01/going_to_a_modern_art_museum_just_so_you_can/ (redlancaster)
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Leaves are solar panels for plants.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpbhvc/leaves_are_solar_panels_for_plants/ (bonesakimbo)
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If you have to remember to thank somebody for their help you didn't really need it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpbgsh/if_you_have_to_remember_to_thank_somebody_for/ (MattOnePointO)
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You brush your teeth every day, but you never remember which side you started on the night before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpbcgs/you_brush_your_teeth_every_day_but_you_never/ (Mythirdusernameis)
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Noone will ever know about the perfect crime

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpb6h3/noone_will_ever_know_about_the_perfect_crime/ (i_like_walls)
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If you are a burnt bread then you are toast

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpb2by/if_you_are_a_burnt_bread_then_you_are_toast/ (BabiesOnQuack)
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When redit was first launched everyone sorted by new only.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpawdu/when_redit_was_first_launched_everyone_sorted_by/ (00Vishal007)
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The only thing that makes a song a country song is the accent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpauq9/the_only_thing_that_makes_a_song_a_country_song/ (RavagedTwink)
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We change the sweet drinkable water to undrinkable water in swimming pools just so we can basically play around in it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpalx2/we_change_the_sweet_drinkable_water_to/ (adellaterrell)
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If you feel like a liar you speak a lot with is becoming a better person, he is certainly just getting better at lying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpak5b/if_you_feel_like_a_liar_you_speak_a_lot_with_is/ (Afraid_By_Snow)
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‌‌The p‌‌erson w‌‌ho i‌‌nvented t‌‌he "‌‌snooze" b‌‌utton m‌‌ust h‌‌ave p‌‌ostponed i‌‌ts r‌‌elease f‌‌or a‌‌t l‌‌east f‌‌ew t‌‌imes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpajh9/the_person_who_invented_the_snooze_button_must/ (vpetrychuk)
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It's a sign of growing up when your bed is no longer against a wall.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpaitf/its_a_sign_of_growing_up_when_your_bed_is_no/ (sanitation123)
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More than 1/4 of the year is weekend

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpah21/more_than_14_of_the_year_is_weekend/ (Super_chicken314)
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the youngest photo of you is also the oldest photo of you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpafr8/the_youngest_photo_of_you_is_also_the_oldest/ (TheBros13)
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you can't buy an unused mirror

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpaeq3/you_cant_buy_an_unused_mirror/ (TheBros13)
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The loneliest society romanticizes everything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpabos/the_loneliest_society_romanticizes_everything/ (Abstract808)
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There is a chance you have inhaled ash of a burnt body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpa613/there_is_a_chance_you_have_inhaled_ash_of_a_burnt/ (clovekus)
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Robin hood is technically a comunist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hpa0u1/robin_hood_is_technically_a_comunist/ (boredaf36)
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There is a high chance you walk around with food on your teeth but don't know it and people don't tell you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp9v5x/there_is_a_high_chance_you_walk_around_with_food/ (titaniumbarker)
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Erectile dysfunction is a fucking problem

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp9up7/erectile_dysfunction_is_a_fucking_problem/ (BlanketMage)
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There is never a 100% chance that you will wake up on any given morning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp9rvf/there_is_never_a_100_chance_that_you_will_wake_up/ (Jello_Samurai)
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A normal tube of toothpaste fits the allowed size for travel, yet they make smaller travel sized toothpaste tubes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp9o5d/a_normal_tube_of_toothpaste_fits_the_allowed_size/ (itsJustJason__)
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Life wasn't so weird before the turned on the LHC.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp9g9x/life_wasnt_so_weird_before_the_turned_on_the_lhc/ (mcpumpington)
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WinRAR could make some money by making licence gift cards because people would buy them for joke gifts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp9dxd/winrar_could_make_some_money_by_making_licence/ (milko7002)
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Nails and screws maybe used interchangeably for fastening but screwing something up is the opposite of nailing it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp9cv3/nails_and_screws_maybe_used_interchangeably_for/ (VaderD)
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The last party on earth will probably be a celebration of itself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp9crn/the_last_party_on_earth_will_probably_be_a/ (PossessedAerosol)
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There are probably a lot of “The Making Of” documentary footage that will never be released due to its subject never becoming popular.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp9by3/there_are_probably_a_lot_of_the_making_of/ (PM_ME_UR_SEX_VIDEOS)
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That feeling of dread on the first day of school when you had to make up something interesting about yourself to share with the class.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp9ajj/that_feeling_of_dread_on_the_first_day_of_school/ (thecars1979)
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The events of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire would not occur if Harry just said that it's not his handwriting on the note.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp93xn/the_events_of_harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/ (Bradcastle76)
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The events of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire would not occur if Harry admitted that it's not his handwriting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp93iy/the_events_of_harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/ ([deleted])
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If water is supposed to clean stuff, and rubbing in circles is supposed to clean stuff, then hurricanes must be the Earth’s cleaning tool

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp90vb/if_water_is_supposed_to_clean_stuff_and_rubbing/ (Gio_21_Void)
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If you start looking for failure, you will find it no matter what happens.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp8zj1/if_you_start_looking_for_failure_you_will_find_it/ (8thJuly2020)
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Even though they are the same thing, there is a huge difference between someone asking for your signature and someone asking for your autograph.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp8xyv/even_though_they_are_the_same_thing_there_is_a/ (goliath276)
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When you see something you like and take a picture of it, the photo has a totally different vibe to it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp8t0w/when_you_see_something_you_like_and_take_a/ (MartyRacer)
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They made us think getting set on fire was more of an issue than it is. Stop. Drop. And roll.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp8qeb/they_made_us_think_getting_set_on_fire_was_more/ (elachlanym)
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The people who absolutely refuse to wear a mask are the same people that would hide the fact that they'd been bitten by a zombie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp8l5x/the_people_who_absolutely_refuse_to_wear_a_mask/ (Tuvano)
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Pretending to not understand sarcasm is the greatest form of sarcasm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp8cx9/pretending_to_not_understand_sarcasm_is_the/ (legitninja420)
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Bees are the biggest simps

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp88eo/bees_are_the_biggest_simps/ (kcorkz)
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Oxygen is technically a drug, as we cannot live without it and when we don’t have it crazy things happen to us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp87tt/oxygen_is_technically_a_drug_as_we_cannot_live/ (Xpl0it_U)
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There wouldn't be Harry Potter if Voldemort just got over not finishing one guy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp85th/there_wouldnt_be_harry_potter_if_voldemort_just/ (GuessWhoCro)
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Old prisons opened up for tourism are abusement parks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp82r7/old_prisons_opened_up_for_tourism_are_abusement/ (Maxenman)
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People only turn on the air conditioning just so they can cuddle in a blanket and feel warm without sweating.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp81b4/people_only_turn_on_the_air_conditioning_just_so/ (Lucky-guy14)
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Setting the bar too high is actually a good thing if you're playing Limbo.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp7zgc/setting_the_bar_too_high_is_actually_a_good_thing/ (Bananerz_in_Pajamerz)
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The possibility of you dying while being chased down a glacier by a muskrat is low, but never zero

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp7qb2/the_possibility_of_you_dying_while_being_chased/ (_socialite)
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There are people that believe in a flat Earth but not in life on other planets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp7l2j/there_are_people_that_believe_in_a_flat_earth_but/ (9330160)
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Books and films have a way if making you root for the protagonist ,even if they aren't necessarily doing "good" things, simply because they are the protagonist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp7g3m/books_and_films_have_a_way_if_making_you_root_for/ (Doritoman265)
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We tend to speak or make some gestures to a small baby when we see them even though we know that they don't get anything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp7axp/we_tend_to_speak_or_make_some_gestures_to_a_small/ (star_o_mega)
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The Possibility of you getring a Stand is low, but never SERO

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp7aj8/the_possibility_of_you_getring_a_stand_is_low_but/ (MarkoDiPhoenix)
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It's easier to find a cellmate than a soulmate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp75r4/its_easier_to_find_a_cellmate_than_a_soulmate/ (Crimson_Discord)
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If you're naked in public, it's better to cover your face than your genitals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp715u/if_youre_naked_in_public_its_better_to_cover_your/ (ippili1997)
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You never notice how many random noises a house makes until you’re alone at 3 am

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp6x7e/you_never_notice_how_many_random_noises_a_house/ (squanto420sqanching)
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People will probably colonize Mars before they decide to colonize Antarctica

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp6smz/people_will_probably_colonize_mars_before_they/ (squanto420sqanching)
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People who never wore glasses won't know how good it feels to clean them and see everything as clear as day again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp6rpk/people_who_never_wore_glasses_wont_know_how_good/ (Buunnyyy)
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Today’s anti-smoking ads focus far too much on animations and music. A simple video of someone talking it out for 30 seconds could be far more effective and save a ton of money

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp6n13/todays_antismoking_ads_focus_far_too_much_on/ (squanto420sqanching)
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There are probably very few people who have seen the entire music video for Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp6fsr/there_are_probably_very_few_people_who_have_seen/ (gandalf2718)
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It's interesting that all camera lenses are round but all pictures are rectangle or square

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp6euj/its_interesting_that_all_camera_lenses_are_round/ (BigChungusMcdonald)
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Picking off a wound is telling our body it's healing was shit and it needs to start over.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp67uu/picking_off_a_wound_is_telling_our_body_its/ (VoidInsanity)
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We have seen more of the surface of the moon with our own eyes than we have of the Earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp5pnt/we_have_seen_more_of_the_surface_of_the_moon_with/ (dreamscape___)
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It isn't the video games that make people violent it's the fact that video games allow people to be violent with almost no consequences

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp5o7q/it_isnt_the_video_games_that_make_people_violent/ (152653)
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Essential oils aren't essential

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp5lnr/essential_oils_arent_essential/ (Ali_46290)
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Most things posted here aren't thought of in the shower.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp5kio/most_things_posted_here_arent_thought_of_in_the/ (not_a_gril)
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We are all one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp5elz/we_are_all_one/ (midnight-iceman)
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Less dense the liquid you are swimming in, closer it feels to being in space/zero gravity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp5eai/less_dense_the_liquid_you_are_swimming_in_closer/ (lTheReader)
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The music you listen to is only tip of the iceberg in genre's.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp590q/the_music_you_listen_to_is_only_tip_of_the/ (not_a_gril)
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People who make sure everything good they do is seen by others are usually not so great. On the flip side, people who don't go out of their way to prove their goodness aren't usually recognized for their kindness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp561q/people_who_make_sure_everything_good_they_do_is/ (dumbdidillyumptious)
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If you make a Möbius strip using double-sided tape, it becomes a single-sided tape.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp50sh/if_you_make_a_möbius_strip_using_doublesided_tape/ (tryMelDareYou)
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The saying that “Laughter is medicine to the soul” is false. If it was true, then most villains (who do evil laughs) would heal their soul and become good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp4tvw/the_saying_that_laughter_is_medicine_to_the_soul/ (Cambo901)
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If immortals live amongst us. The invention of the cameras must have really put a damper on their situation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp4s9i/if_immortals_live_amongst_us_the_invention_of_the/ (chrism559)
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12 AM doesn’t feel like the middle of the night anymore but 3 AM does

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp4q2f/12_am_doesnt_feel_like_the_middle_of_the_night/ (Lights-On-Bitch)
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At some point a zoomer is going to have to explain who Meghan Trainor is to their younger co-workers and in that moment realize they’ve gotten old.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp4pnr/at_some_point_a_zoomer_is_going_to_have_to/ (-faxon-)
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Humans are so OP, we created the food chain, placed ourselves at the top and then rethought it and stopped placing ourselves at he top.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp4o6x/humans_are_so_op_we_created_the_food_chain_placed/ (RicardoMilossGoa)
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Corporations are the new colonizers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp4n97/corporations_are_the_new_colonizers/ (AEboyeeee)
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At some point your brain just chose an accent and decided to stick with it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp4i44/at_some_point_your_brain_just_chose_an_accent_and/ (ahvmckay)
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Every human being has at least ONCE thought about what they’d do if they where the opposite gender

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp4cgm/every_human_being_has_at_least_once_thought_about/ (Lights-On-Bitch)
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Without friction, the universe would not exist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp46r5/without_friction_the_universe_would_not_exist/ (Co3koolkid)
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Growing up knowing that a crocodile's weak spot is it's stomach suddenly stopped feeling as cool as it used to feel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp46hi/growing_up_knowing_that_a_crocodiles_weak_spot_is/ (alphabeta_g)
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if there's a heaven and hell afterlife, at least no matter where you go there's no taxes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp3zoy/if_theres_a_heaven_and_hell_afterlife_at_least_no/ (kskelts)
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#Grateful is superior in all ways when compared to #blessed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp3mon/grateful_is_superior_in_all_ways_when_compared_to/ (Machosod)
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Lab puppies are great. Puppy labs are less so.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp388w/lab_puppies_are_great_puppy_labs_are_less_so/ (CherryVariable)
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Getting a tattoo is permanent, but so is never getting a tattoo.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp35hz/getting_a_tattoo_is_permanent_but_so_is_never/ (antiqua_lumina)
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Celery is nature's floss for your colon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp35g0/celery_is_natures_floss_for_your_colon/ (physicsking)
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If people talked about their meat eating preferences the way people talk about being vegan/vegetarians, what we choose to eat wouldn’t be a topic of conversation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp2w1x/if_people_talked_about_their_meat_eating/ (Jaiceyc)
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The older you get, how much money you saved on something becomes a bigger brag than what it cost.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp2v3n/the_older_you_get_how_much_money_you_saved_on/ (Po1sonator)
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There can ever only be a finite amount of stories told, but there will always be an infinite number of untold stories.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp2uv8/there_can_ever_only_be_a_finite_amount_of_stories/ (dragnscalearmor)
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Sea monsters are herbivores since they eat wooden boats.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp2j1f/sea_monsters_are_herbivores_since_they_eat_wooden/ (cuquanewbie)
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A soft-boiled egg is the lava cake of eggs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp2gwn/a_softboiled_egg_is_the_lava_cake_of_eggs/ (Ferity2)
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C-3Po wears a halter top

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp2f84/c3po_wears_a_halter_top/ (goodole_gg)
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Maybe superheroes wear capes to hide the zipper on the back of their onesie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp29wo/maybe_superheroes_wear_capes_to_hide_the_zipper/ (RyanOcide)
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Swimming may be the closest thing you'll ever get to 0 gravity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp28kb/swimming_may_be_the_closest_thing_youll_ever_get/ (Yoogels)
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Let’s be honest, it all really started going down hill after Steve Irwin died.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp1qgn/lets_be_honest_it_all_really_started_going_down/ (MrBobdoe)
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aw nah he paid with a $3 bill😭

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp1o2r/aw_nah_he_paid_with_a_3_bill/ (melvinmetal)
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The human kind changed the world so quickly evolution couldn’t keep up and that’s why the human instinct seems so backwards in terms of always feeling the need to posses more in order to survive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp1lfs/the_human_kind_changed_the_world_so_quickly/ (primovino)
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You have held the Guinness World Record for being the youngest human for 0.2 seconds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp1jw9/you_have_held_the_guinness_world_record_for_being/ (Arkenbakery)
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Taking two steps forward and one step backwards makes complete sense to someone who suffers anxiety. It is actually not a bad strategy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp1hug/taking_two_steps_forward_and_one_step_backwards/ (Crimson_Discord)
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We all want to do something, that will make us stand out, but in public we want to be invisible

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp1gli/we_all_want_to_do_something_that_will_make_us/ (Raimo_kautto)
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If you don’t have a mask, you can’t buy one from the store if you need a mask to get in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp1g95/if_you_dont_have_a_mask_you_cant_buy_one_from_the/ (GDTester)
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Baby powder is full of shit man. There's zero babies in that shit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp19ol/baby_powder_is_full_of_shit_man_theres_zero/ (buckzer0)
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Saying "I'm really good" makes people think that you are low-key bad but saying "I'm really bad" makes people think that you are low-key good

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp14eh/saying_im_really_good_makes_people_think_that_you/ (_socialite)
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Lots of birds would get anxious from the roulette they play on the roads

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp0vef/lots_of_birds_would_get_anxious_from_the_roulette/ (Yello13)
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It’s possible you’ve interacted with a serial killer or celebrity on the internet and never knew

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp0mfo/its_possible_youve_interacted_with_a_serial/ (aliengames666)
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Your future you will be watching you through memories.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp0cg1/your_future_you_will_be_watching_you_through/ (villaflow515)
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Someday in the far future, there will no longer be any original thoughts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp0av8/someday_in_the_far_future_there_will_no_longer_be/ (Not_GorDoN)
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Your accent is your mouth's font.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp09ya/your_accent_is_your_mouths_font/ ([deleted])
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During the night, there are many, many people unconscious.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp05ys/during_the_night_there_are_many_many_people/ (MichaelRedwork)
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Rain doesn't make sound until it hits something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp02yy/rain_doesnt_make_sound_until_it_hits_something/ (Not_GorDoN)
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If you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp01un/if_youre_the_smartest_person_in_the_room_youre_in/ (Not_GorDoN)
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If parallel universes exist, we wouldn’t exist in the 99.9% of them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hp01k5/if_parallel_universes_exist_we_wouldnt_exist_in/ (lHopy)
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A good portion of the views on “Never Gonna Give You Up” by Rick Astley are from troll links.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hozyw6/a_good_portion_of_the_views_on_never_gonna_give/ (Hokage7thNinja)
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Soon there will be a moon accent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hozyb4/soon_there_will_be_a_moon_accent/ (CircleBox2)
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Our life can be just a movie or a series of 10 episodes to be told.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hozup3/our_life_can_be_just_a_movie_or_a_series_of_10/ (Isacobs_35160_LHM)
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The two worst sentences you can get are life and death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hozu59/the_two_worst_sentences_you_can_get_are_life_and/ (Not_GorDoN)
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everyone says flamingos have backwards knees but they could have backwards bodies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoznid/everyone_says_flamingos_have_backwards_knees_but/ (illforgetthisonetoo-)
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Different animals could have their own different languages. For example dogs could have different types of barks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hozka2/different_animals_could_have_their_own_different/ (David_13710)
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The climax of most sci-fi movies is changing the pre established laws/structure of that world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hozewt/the_climax_of_most_scifi_movies_is_changing_the/ (zeldathunder82)
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Every culture to have ever existed, have thought that they were at the peak of moral righteousness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hozd01/every_culture_to_have_ever_existed_have_thought/ (I_Photoshop_Movies)
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Tay-K’s Parole Officer hasn’t even been born yet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hozb3b/tayks_parole_officer_hasnt_even_been_born_yet/ (JoSiwaPooperNaut)
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old pictures of yourself are actually younger

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoz6em/old_pictures_of_yourself_are_actually_younger/ (kskelts)
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As the Earth rotates, your head is travelling faster and further than your feet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoz5va/as_the_earth_rotates_your_head_is_travelling/ (TheArduinoGuy)
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If you lie by saying that you don’t lie, then you technically have then lied an infinite amount of times.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoz4nc/if_you_lie_by_saying_that_you_dont_lie_then_you/ (hard_korean)
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If the Babel Tower incident is true, everyone in the world is virtually the same race.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoz2x1/if_the_babel_tower_incident_is_true_everyone_in/ (sammin4932)
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Honey bees must really be into gangbang porn

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoz05w/honey_bees_must_really_be_into_gangbang_porn/ (ItsYaBoiTrogdor)
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Perhaps we're the AI, and the creators haven't made enough information available for us to draw that conclusion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoyx45/perhaps_were_the_ai_and_the_creators_havent_made/ (TheKoolaidNeedsRum)
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You cannot believe your race is superior if you do not believe in evolution.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoywj5/you_cannot_believe_your_race_is_superior_if_you/ (InvisibleSubtitle)
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Sum 41 - Still Wating song came out ten years too early.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoyh00/sum_41_still_wating_song_came_out_ten_years_too/ (YoItsMeSami)
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The sinful fruit in the Garden of Eden would have been more fun if it was a banana.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoydih/the_sinful_fruit_in_the_garden_of_eden_would_have/ (Brucemoose1)
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People use the expression it’s raining cats and dogs but there is no way actually rainfall could ever be as terrible as that

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoy3wv/people_use_the_expression_its_raining_cats_and/ (Squeakypuff)
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Swans are mini water giraffe's

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoy2d9/swans_are_mini_water_giraffes/ (beanslattz)
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Boobs good. Jiggle Jiggle very good. Butt not bad too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoxub3/boobs_good_jiggle_jiggle_very_good_butt_not_bad/ (Darkimposter)
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A single hair or two is considered gross but a lock of hair isn’t

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoxbiv/a_single_hair_or_two_is_considered_gross_but_a/ (Jesus_Would_Do)
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No one can narrate Morgan Freeman’s funeral.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hox3yy/no_one_can_narrate_morgan_freemans_funeral/ (aryanoboii)
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Someone has probably already saved the world secretly and no one noticed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hox3w9/someone_has_probably_already_saved_the_world/ (HenryEck)
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Humans are only partially monogamous. We attempt to be; we're just not very good at it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hox10f/humans_are_only_partially_monogamous_we_attempt/ (whiskeysplotches)
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The fridge is the only door you can open with your foot in the way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hox0v3/the_fridge_is_the_only_door_you_can_open_with/ (programdObsolescence)
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The Boston accent is the walmart version of the Australian accent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/howygp/the_boston_accent_is_the_walmart_version_of_the/ (victorhopewave)
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Pregnant horses are faster because they have two hp.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hownz6/pregnant_horses_are_faster_because_they_have_two/ (_ToastyWoasty_)
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Everyone has a different internal timer of when they last licked their figures clean of flavoring to when they are willing to grab the next finger food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hownxp/everyone_has_a_different_internal_timer_of_when/ (CatzPoison)
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Blow jobs are really suck jobs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hownoi/blow_jobs_are_really_suck_jobs/ (downtownboogieman)
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A fine is a tax for doing worng, a tax is a fine for doing right.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/how9s6/a_fine_is_a_tax_for_doing_worng_a_tax_is_a_fine/ (JackGolondria)
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The Kardashians have spent thousands of dollars on plastic surgery but still photo shop their pictures.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/how8ht/the_kardashians_have_spent_thousands_of_dollars/ (paradise1A)
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You can't see a laser beam coming

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/how6ku/you_cant_see_a_laser_beam_coming/ (AxialGem)
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Animals probably enjoy massages just as much as we do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/how0s5/animals_probably_enjoy_massages_just_as_much_as/ (ShinyRedBarb)
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Burning your mouth by eating hot food is a sensation only experienced by humans and occasionally our pets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hovxgm/burning_your_mouth_by_eating_hot_food_is_a/ (3Power)
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The live action Aladdin remake with Will Smith is actually a remake of Will Smith’s other movie Hitch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hovpks/the_live_action_aladdin_remake_with_will_smith_is/ (BellaAlaska)
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The word “bastard” has been bastardized

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hovkr9/the_word_bastard_has_been_bastardized/ (Stephenhf123)
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We don’t want the end piece of bread for a sandwich but we’re fine with hamburger and hot dog buns.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hovk8k/we_dont_want_the_end_piece_of_bread_for_a/ (mikebwn_80)
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When someone tells you to "back up" it has a very similar meaning to when someone tells you to "back down"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hov614/when_someone_tells_you_to_back_up_it_has_a_very/ (_socialite)
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You are a human before you are a label.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hov613/you_are_a_human_before_you_are_a_label/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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At least one person has fantasized about fucking your favourite cartoon character.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hov4fb/at_least_one_person_has_fantasized_about_fucking/ (YTAppleDemo)
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We spend billions trying to look for evidence of life in outer space, when we can use that to take care of the life we know exists here on Earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hov19a/we_spend_billions_trying_to_look_for_evidence_of/ (lcingcake)
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It's strange that people refer to aesthetically pleasing things as ____porn when porn isn't exactly renowned for its beauty

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/houy98/its_strange_that_people_refer_to_aesthetically/ (gingecom)
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Human flaws generally don’t exist. For instance, we vaguely understand that lighter skinned people probably fare better in cloudy environments, but all of humanity has gotten so mixed that we have no idea where we even belong (if we truly “belong” anywhere anymore)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/houy7m/human_flaws_generally_dont_exist_for_instance_we/ (GennyGeo)
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A dream always ends if you die in it because our brain doesn't knows what happens after death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/houung/a_dream_always_ends_if_you_die_in_it_because_our/ (Grandawg24)
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You're more of an expert on yourself than anything else but when asked to 'tell us about you' most people struggle to produce a satisfying answer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/houssi/youre_more_of_an_expert_on_yourself_than_anything/ (gingecom)
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Ventriloquists must be fun at the dentists office

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hounyk/ventriloquists_must_be_fun_at_the_dentists_office/ (send_help001)
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There are people who go to the same barber for years without pronouncing a single word except greeting and saying goodbye.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/houn2m/there_are_people_who_go_to_the_same_barber_for/ (vpetrychuk)
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If you email a scanned document and the recipient prints it, then you've created a facsimile of a fax machine

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/houjxv/if_you_email_a_scanned_document_and_the_recipient/ (CoderJoe1)
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Exercise is working out till you fail.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/houd0y/exercise_is_working_out_till_you_fail/ (SadFire1)
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Lucky Luke is technically faster than the speed of light

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/houczk/lucky_luke_is_technically_faster_than_the_speed/ (Supremecomfort)
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TV series with murder scenes and strong language get 16+ rating whereas series with sexual content get 18+ rating. As a society we think that exposure to sex demands more maturity than death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hou86a/tv_series_with_murder_scenes_and_strong_language/ (aidigvijay)
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The first battle royal was held by Adam and Eve

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hou7bf/the_first_battle_royal_was_held_by_adam_and_eve/ (flipedydoda_he)
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Hell is in nature.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hou70l/hell_is_in_nature/ (mountainofdenial)
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Hell is in nature.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hou70j/hell_is_in_nature/ (mountainofdenial)
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The only person grudges harm is the grudge-holder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hou5b8/the_only_person_grudges_harm_is_the_grudgeholder/ (Zytharros)
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There is an ever increasing inflation in likes as more people get access to the internet. Grandparents of the future will probably talk about how, back in their day, you only needed x number of likes to be popular.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hotot9/there_is_an_ever_increasing_inflation_in_likes_as/ (grove4lyf)
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The bots here are literally thought police.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hotgoi/the_bots_here_are_literally_thought_police/ (Not_GorDoN)
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"Walked uphill both ways!" will morph into "we wore masks!"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hotfdj/walked_uphill_both_ways_will_morph_into_we_wore/ (ImBrotherCain)
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Shrimp technically go both forward and backwards as a species.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoteoh/shrimp_technically_go_both_forward_and_backwards/ (pwrd)
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People who donate a £.99 amount on Twitch are making the amount they donated look smaller just to save £0.01.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hotdjo/people_who_donate_a_99_amount_on_twitch_are/ (hgwsavage)
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The most negative word in these hard times is actually "positive"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hot8st/the_most_negative_word_in_these_hard_times_is/ (Alex_Alex_2005)
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You can't spell, "you can't spell", if you can't spell.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hot6j4/you_cant_spell_you_cant_spell_if_you_cant_spell/ (Not_GorDoN)
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If you step on people's feet, they will open their mouth, just like trash bins.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hot44a/if_you_step_on_peoples_feet_they_will_open_their/ (Not_GorDoN)
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Almost everyone that's considered a celebrity has had at least one person masturbate to them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hosx87/almost_everyone_thats_considered_a_celebrity_has/ (Lil_Cuddles)
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If you make fun of people with a foreign accent, just know that they can communicate in more than one language.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hosx81/if_you_make_fun_of_people_with_a_foreign_accent/ (CodeVirus)
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We aren’t citizens, we are employees

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoswxo/we_arent_citizens_we_are_employees/ (SpaceHallow)
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Many great original thoughts have been taken down by the bot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hosw5s/many_great_original_thoughts_have_been_taken_down/ (YaLikeDadJokes)
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It would probably be terrifying to find out that you purchased the only dream catcher that actually works.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hospvn/it_would_probably_be_terrifying_to_find_out_that/ (smokeymctokerson)
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We're in superposition from the perspective of Schrödinger's cat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hosdws/were_in_superposition_from_the_perspective_of/ (r96340)
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“Societal construct” is a societal construct

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hosddt/societal_construct_is_a_societal_construct/ (101001000010)
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Investing is betting for responsible people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hos864/investing_is_betting_for_responsible_people/ (dee_gamer)
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Nothing is inedible, it's just that some things can be eaten only once

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hos1gv/nothing_is_inedible_its_just_that_some_things_can/ (Wingo21)
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Other people can never hear what you think you sound like

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hos1fh/other_people_can_never_hear_what_you_think_you/ (Midnightt247)
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You follow some people on social media because you like them and you follow others because you hate them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/horqmt/you_follow_some_people_on_social_media_because/ (cltguydes)
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Mirrors that Break Only Make Smaller More Dangerous Mirrors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/horng4/mirrors_that_break_only_make_smaller_more/ (Infernal_Anatomy)
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Somewhere out there is a dude with two penises and somewhere else in the world is a lady with two vaginas and they will probably spend their entire lives without ever knowing the other exists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/horl6e/somewhere_out_there_is_a_dude_with_two_penises/ (MrGorillawhale)
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You need to educate the ignorance out of people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/horh2i/you_need_to_educate_the_ignorance_out_of_people/ (PaulEDangerously)
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All birth statistics are the same with all the death statistics.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/horgx3/all_birth_statistics_are_the_same_with_all_the/ (Al25fcp)
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As videogames are steadily becoming realistic, more and more games will get scarier

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/horepi/as_videogames_are_steadily_becoming_realistic/ (jeesuslover01)
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Pot brownies are a kind of formula.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/horeog/pot_brownies_are_a_kind_of_formula/ (mountainofdenial)
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Bill Gates probably has lots of bills and gates

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hordfw/bill_gates_probably_has_lots_of_bills_and_gates/ (god_peepee)
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Getting plastic surgery is considered shallow and vain behavior. Getting braces for your teeth however is widely accepted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hor89b/getting_plastic_surgery_is_considered_shallow_and/ (Sujjin)
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Life is too hard to live through without being high.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hor72n/life_is_too_hard_to_live_through_without_being/ (DangerousDeveloper)
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Nowadays we don't really need to memorise telephone numbers anymore, so that capacity is used to memorise tons of login passwords instead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hor0ou/nowadays_we_dont_really_need_to_memorise/ (myshameismyfame)
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If dinosaurs hadn't died out and therefore hadn't allowed chicken to descend from them, then we could be eating T-rex Schnitzels and Pterodactyl Wings instead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoqwxu/if_dinosaurs_hadnt_died_out_and_therefore_hadnt/ (Pudenator)
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Andre the Giant could possibly have casually bested Joey Chestnut in most hot dogs per day, probably washing them down with dozens of beers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoqthg/andre_the_giant_could_possibly_have_casually/ (ratebeer)
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used to think of rain as the clouds crying but it’s actually the clouds pissing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoqlyf/used_to_think_of_rain_as_the_clouds_crying_but/ (punk_loki)
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The machinery harvesting and processing vegetables for vegans is powered by the remains of dead animals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoqipn/the_machinery_harvesting_and_processing/ (admiral_sinkenkwiken)
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As you get older you go to less birthday parties and go to more funerals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoqfmz/as_you_get_older_you_go_to_less_birthday_parties/ (DarkTheNinja)
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There are more face masks in glove compartments than gloves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoqcfk/there_are_more_face_masks_in_glove_compartments/ (HadesHelper)
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The most dangerous thing some people do all day is stand up to wipe while their legs are asleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoqblj/the_most_dangerous_thing_some_people_do_all_day/ (Malik112099)
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Having telekinesis requires much higher impulse control for snacks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoq51p/having_telekinesis_requires_much_higher_impulse/ (pinkmilkneck)
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Having the power of telekinesis requires much higher impulse control for snacks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoq3w2/having_the_power_of_telekinesis_requires_much/ (pinkmilkneck)
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Elephants would need to wear two masks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hopok2/elephants_would_need_to_wear_two_masks/ (duermando)
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Working hard is smart. But working smart is hard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hopoe1/working_hard_is_smart_but_working_smart_is_hard/ (TrollingTrolls)
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Because of the bloopers in Mario kart 8, there exists bondage latex suit models of every Nintendo character

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hopgp3/because_of_the_bloopers_in_mario_kart_8_there/ (blkandwhite1)
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Conspiracy theorists question everything except for conspiracy theories.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hopfs7/conspiracy_theorists_question_everything_except/ (qcihdtm)
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Our bodies are actually spaceships

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hopaex/our_bodies_are_actually_spaceships/ (skandinsky)
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Crustaceans probably think that fish can fly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hop6pp/crustaceans_probably_think_that_fish_can_fly/ (perspicaciousguy)
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There's only a limited amount of ways for atoms to arrange to be considered a human

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hop5cc/theres_only_a_limited_amount_of_ways_for_atoms_to/ (Shrabidy)
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A fat wallet and empty bank account feels richer than a decent bank account and empty wallet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hop55d/a_fat_wallet_and_empty_bank_account_feels_richer/ (BasicRedditor1997)
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Gorillas don’t know about roids or bodybuilding, therefore we’ve never seen one demonstrate it’s true potential strength

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoozfc/gorillas_dont_know_about_roids_or_bodybuilding/ (admiral_sinkenkwiken)
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It is possible that some of the biggest trolls on the internet are Hollywood celebrities using anonymous profiles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hooum4/it_is_possible_that_some_of_the_biggest_trolls_on/ (KeithCGlynn)
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Phone companies invest so much in creating a sleek design, only for the customers to hide the phones behind a cover

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoos3o/phone_companies_invest_so_much_in_creating_a/ (juankaius)
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The world literally has literally lost its meaning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoor52/the_world_literally_has_literally_lost_its_meaning/ (El_Penguino_)
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The personality you made for one person would probably hate the personality you made around another person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoop20/the_personality_you_made_for_one_person_would/ (himmyyyyy)
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The person who first fell in love must've though they were tripping serious balls.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoojkx/the_person_who_first_fell_in_love_mustve_though/ (Dovakhin1906)
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Tall people are vertically fat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoohbx/tall_people_are_vertically_fat/ (totally_not_elon69)
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Depending on their respective currencies, a millionaire in one country could be richer than a billionaire in another country.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoo3rd/depending_on_their_respective_currencies_a/ (neonsynthwaver)
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The biggest fuck you is the change brightness screen is white and bright as ever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoo2ew/the_biggest_fuck_you_is_the_change_brightness/ (BakaSandwich)
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It’s insane that one of the most common ways to teach teenagers how to drive 2,000 lb. machines is to just put them behind the wheel of one and hope they get the hang of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoo1qi/its_insane_that_one_of_the_most_common_ways_to/ (minookko)
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The first pet cat was probably domesticated approximately 10 minutes after the first box was invented.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoo02v/the_first_pet_cat_was_probably_domesticated/ (TheRealKingGordon)
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Using condoms is literally a dick move that everybody approves of.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/honzn9/using_condoms_is_literally_a_dick_move_that/ (The_Safe_For_Work)
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You only need food and water because you want to survive, you only need to go to school because you want an education, and you only need money because you want to buy things, therefore, wants actually always come before needs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/honw0t/you_only_need_food_and_water_because_you_want_to/ (Fear_of_Fear)
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The goal of wearing masks is to not have to wear masks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/honqjx/the_goal_of_wearing_masks_is_to_not_have_to_wear/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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A lot of dead people had to be dissected for us to know so much about the human body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/honloc/a_lot_of_dead_people_had_to_be_dissected_for_us/ (Bane_of_Ruby)
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the moon looks different depending on where you are along earth's longitude but the sun doesn't

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hon8y9/the_moon_looks_different_depending_on_where_you/ (ImagineDroppingRisky)
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Petition to replace the word ‘age’ with ‘level’.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hon4yw/petition_to_replace_the_word_age_with_level/ (Bleepblop_)
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When you brush your teeth with others you don't want to be the first to stop brushing, because then you'll be considered unhygienic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hon4j5/when_you_brush_your_teeth_with_others_you_dont/ (SolaceBliss)
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When you loose weight, you're indirectly eating yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hon231/when_you_loose_weight_youre_indirectly_eating/ (skyiiiie)
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Most people who criticize tiktok have it, they just fall for peer pressure

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/homrrp/most_people_who_criticize_tiktok_have_it_they/ (TomKark)
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Your jaw muscle is the only muscle that becomes stronger as you become unhealthier

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/homi1x/your_jaw_muscle_is_the_only_muscle_that_becomes/ (Underhat3d)
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someone out there has the highest success rate of inserting the usb correctly on their first try

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/homd23/someone_out_there_has_the_highest_success_rate_of/ (TusharG03)
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Our pets probably think that we have a 2nd layer of skin we can get rid of whenever we want

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/holt7s/our_pets_probably_think_that_we_have_a_2nd_layer/ (15Hannah06)
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If you kept moving west fast enough there has only been one sunset that has lasted 4.5 billion years

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/holf26/if_you_kept_moving_west_fast_enough_there_has/ (imaginexus)
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If time never stops, then it's impossible to live in the present.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/holdh8/if_time_never_stops_then_its_impossible_to_live/ ([deleted])
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Technically, eggs taste like chicken.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/holdfo/technically_eggs_taste_like_chicken/ (--cheese--)
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All humans could have the ability to become invisible but only in a pitch black room and no one would know

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoksz0/all_humans_could_have_the_ability_to_become/ (_cold_soup)
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Every human is possessed by their own soul

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hokjm4/every_human_is_possessed_by_their_own_soul/ (_TheNiceGamer_)
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If trees could talk they would tell horrifying stories

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hok82w/if_trees_could_talk_they_would_tell_horrifying/ (MBTG-NL)
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Dogs are always in the push up position

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hojykx/dogs_are_always_in_the_push_up_position/ (swaggerdagger54)
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The invention of sunglasses revolutionized mens' ability to glance at boobs undetected

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hojq5b/the_invention_of_sunglasses_revolutionized_mens/ (awesomedan24)
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Girls have a supernatural ability to drag people to places they don’t want to go

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hojm49/girls_have_a_supernatural_ability_to_drag_people/ (limache)
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If you're a buddhist monk, every pleasure is a guilty pleasure.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hojlzw/if_youre_a_buddhist_monk_every_pleasure_is_a/ (meateatervegan)
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“Good Morning” and “Good Evening” are greetings, but “Good Night” is only used when at the end of a conversation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hojgvi/good_morning_and_good_evening_are_greetings_but/ (h34mes)
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you never see steve harrington’s parents in stranger things even though almost every other character has had their parents shown

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hojbz4/you_never_see_steve_harringtons_parents_in/ (theSteek55)
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Hotel headboards are attached to the wall to keep them from banging against it while people are doing... things

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoj9bu/hotel_headboards_are_attached_to_the_wall_to_keep/ (Warm-Area)
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Nothing really shows your general disposition on life than your initial reaction to unwittingly walking through a spiderweb

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoj6ur/nothing_really_shows_your_general_disposition_on/ (Assassinatitties)
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Amount of coincidences in earth's history is wild.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoj0hm/amount_of_coincidences_in_earths_history_is_wild/ (Grandawg24)
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If skeletons alone were separate sentient beings that get turned on when they see bare bones, they would probably be turned on by human teeth the same way 1800s dudes were turned on by ankles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoittg/if_skeletons_alone_were_separate_sentient_beings/ (an_emo_dorknerd)
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Shorter People Take Colder Showers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hois7i/shorter_people_take_colder_showers/ (German4life)
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Kids in the 40’s were taught that Britain was the largest country

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoiodw/kids_in_the_40s_were_taught_that_britain_was_the/ (BlazingPig)
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Once you get a bachelors degree you lose respect for those that have them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoif2z/once_you_get_a_bachelors_degree_you_lose_respect/ (fraqaq)
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If the world is ending one day, then everything you buy is limited edition.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoi9fb/if_the_world_is_ending_one_day_then_everything/ (xandermongexem)
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Menstrual cup cleaner has the same purpose as sex toy cleaner.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoi7ya/menstrual_cup_cleaner_has_the_same_purpose_as_sex/ (hippy_goddess)
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Glasses make you look smarter yet you need to fail a test to get them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoi7fe/glasses_make_you_look_smarter_yet_you_need_to/ (Sleeping_Ins0mnia)
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We give a subtle head "nod" or "bow" to people we don't know or need to show signs of respect to, but then conversely give a head nod up, for people we know or are familiar with.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoi2vj/we_give_a_subtle_head_nod_or_bow_to_people_we/ (FurrySasquatch)
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When you're seeking in Hide and Seek and think "that would've been a good spot", that kinda makes no sense because you would've just been found and thus it wouldn't have been that great of a spot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoi2qd/when_youre_seeking_in_hide_and_seek_and_think/ (Ajgonefishin)
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When you think of cute cars you'll most likely think of a Volkswagen Buggy, but wherever Buggies go they're followed by groups of kids punching each other; making them quite a badass car

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoi0xp/when_you_think_of_cute_cars_youll_most_likely/ (terminal-margaret)
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Guys with “mommy issues” are too close to their mothers, but girls with “daddy issues” are too far from their fathers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hohrgu/guys_with_mommy_issues_are_too_close_to_their/ (tombstonekid8394)
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The world functions by money and manipulation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoholc/the_world_functions_by_money_and_manipulation/ (SwayzeBG)
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Everyone always asked “would you push a button for $1 million if a random person dies?” Turns out a lot of people would push that button just so they don’t have to wear a mask for a bit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hohnob/everyone_always_asked_would_you_push_a_button_for/ (corneliusthunderrod)
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If we had transporters, we could beam out cancerous cells

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hohfbj/if_we_had_transporters_we_could_beam_out/ (JonSolo1)
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Reading a book is technically looking through hundreds of thin dead pieces of wood with text.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoh1s2/reading_a_book_is_technically_looking_through/ (Beginnerer)
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A sneeze guard is not a security guard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoh04o/a_sneeze_guard_is_not_a_security_guard/ (Gary_October)
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Tiktok really isn’t that bad because there are a lot of terrible videos but there are a few creators that care about their content but because of the renegading high schoolers nobody sees the good side of Tiktok and their content is disrespected.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hogzz6/tiktok_really_isnt_that_bad_because_there_are_a/ (CursedPlayer69)
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Considering all the people who believe in heaven that also have “guilty pleasures”, heaven is probably just a place where everyone can sin in peace without judgement.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hogz6j/considering_all_the_people_who_believe_in_heaven/ (DrunkenWarriorPoet)
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People who are pro-life who use birth control are actually pro choice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hogto1/people_who_are_prolife_who_use_birth_control_are/ (Aryionius)
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You eat more whole insects in your life than you eat whole animals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hogmno/you_eat_more_whole_insects_in_your_life_than_you/ (bradsbricks)
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Mark Wahlberg has been in Two Guns, Three Kings, and Four Brothers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoglp9/mark_wahlberg_has_been_in_two_guns_three_kings/ (EmpireStrikes1st)
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When someone says “everyone is a winner”, that also implies that everyone is a loser

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hogguo/when_someone_says_everyone_is_a_winner_that_also/ (Omega-pistachio)
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The question "can you hear me?" has only one possible answer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hogf3i/the_question_can_you_hear_me_has_only_one/ (ElOtroMiqui)
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Bob Ross has only ever hurt people who step barefoot on his Funko POP.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hogbco/bob_ross_has_only_ever_hurt_people_who_step/ (daobear)
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Fake news has existed since news was invented

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoga9x/fake_news_has_existed_since_news_was_invented/ (Johhny_BOI_)
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Used to watch Reading Rainbow lots as a kid - Can still remember the song, can't remember what any of the episodes were about..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hog7cg/used_to_watch_reading_rainbow_lots_as_a_kid_can/ (west_coast_ghost)
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Fahrenheit is better explained as a percentage of heat. 0 degrees is 0% heat, 100 degrees is 100% heat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hog625/fahrenheit_is_better_explained_as_a_percentage_of/ (mlydon11)
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things that will probably fall by the wayside #276: blowing out candles on a birthday cake

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hofyc8/things_that_will_probably_fall_by_the_wayside_276/ (CoolHeadedLogician)
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If a father says he doesn't want a dog, it's possibly because he had one once, and it broke his heart when it died.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hofw7k/if_a_father_says_he_doesnt_want_a_dog_its/ (weltallic)
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You'll only be a child for so long, but you'll be an adult for so long.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hofsum/youll_only_be_a_child_for_so_long_but_youll_be_an/ (TheresNoAmosOnlyZuul)
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Every room is an escape room if you're dumb enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hofs78/every_room_is_an_escape_room_if_youre_dumb_enough/ (joe40001)
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With lab-grown meat, we could be ‘ethical’ cannibals, eating meat grown from human cells. We could buy celebrity meats, or burgers made from cultures of our own flesh.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hofqe2/with_labgrown_meat_we_could_be_ethical_cannibals/ (c4mden)
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In a hundred years no one will care.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoflzj/in_a_hundred_years_no_one_will_care/ (Gary_October)
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The harder it is to open a beer, the more expensive it generally is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hof4ww/the_harder_it_is_to_open_a_beer_the_more/ (MarinersFan28)
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Trauma and undiagnosed mental health issues are the real "gateway drugs"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoeofp/trauma_and_undiagnosed_mental_health_issues_are/ (Here-For-The-Comment)
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The third hand on the clock is also the second hand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoej35/the_third_hand_on_the_clock_is_also_the_second/ (Not_GorDoN)
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It's quite impressive there aren't more locksmith burglars

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoe8l1/its_quite_impressive_there_arent_more_locksmith/ (Marvelous_fortune)
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Fish suffocate with air but slower than we with water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoe3o6/fish_suffocate_with_air_but_slower_than_we_with/ (PatrickMarple)
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We are in the background of so many strangers’ photos making an unflattering face

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoe3hf/we_are_in_the_background_of_so_many_strangers/ (PsycheInASkirt)
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When we were young, when we would do pushups and someone said "You're doing it wrong! Your butt is sticking out!" everyone would laugh. Nowadays we would still laugh, but for a different reason.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hodyl7/when_we_were_young_when_we_would_do_pushups_and/ (ARNisUsername)
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you have walked passed someone that you have played video games online with

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hodtu9/you_have_walked_passed_someone_that_you_have/ (-SHKKVN-)
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The automakers at Jeep missed out on a huge opportunity to make their cars horns go 'Jeep-Jeep' instead of 'Beep-Beep'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hodrxp/the_automakers_at_jeep_missed_out_on_a_huge/ (MisterEnigmatus)
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There might be a galactic-wide internet that we're missing out on because of our limited technology.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hodpoe/there_might_be_a_galacticwide_internet_that_were/ (Traditional_Wheel)
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Your intestines probably smell like shit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hodpmg/your_intestines_probably_smell_like_shit/ (General-LeeAnxious)
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A lot of parents probably told their kids they were ninjas so they’d keep their masks on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hodned/a_lot_of_parents_probably_told_their_kids_they/ (Nexusgaming3)
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There might be a whole intergalactic internet that we're missing out on because of our limited technology.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hodn8x/there_might_be_a_whole_intergalactic_internet/ (Traditional_Wheel)
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The one that adopted him, of course...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hodm4a/the_one_that_adopted_him_of_course/ (LemonFromOrangeTree)
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Deaf people are the only people on earth that can only judge people based on their looks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hodki7/deaf_people_are_the_only_people_on_earth_that_can/ (_OofityOofOof_)
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Weeds and death; two things nobody wants to talk about until it's an issue.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hodhr5/weeds_and_death_two_things_nobody_wants_to_talk/ (ktoner1017)
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If you ever bought an uneven loaf of bread no one would ever believe you because you wouldn’t notice till the last few pieces

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hodhfl/if_you_ever_bought_an_uneven_loaf_of_bread_no_one/ (Divinityraiku)
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Filling out a form is the same as filling in a form

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hodh8m/filling_out_a_form_is_the_same_as_filling_in_a/ (Dust_747)
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Pickpocketing wouldn’t be an issue if all pants had zippers on the pockets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hodelh/pickpocketing_wouldnt_be_an_issue_if_all_pants/ (KingHill2x_)
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Finding out you need viagra is a hard pill to swallow literally.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hodd52/finding_out_you_need_viagra_is_a_hard_pill_to/ ([deleted])
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You’ve probably drunken water that has already been drunken by someone else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hodd09/youve_probably_drunken_water_that_has_already/ (joeypayczech)
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Apologizing for a "wrong" or "bad" action you've committed shows you regret that action because you didn't have enough self-control to not do it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hodbrb/apologizing_for_a_wrong_or_bad_action_youve/ (TurtleBork)
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You are lucky that someone who is doing better than you wasn’t part of the sperm race you won.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hodbaq/you_are_lucky_that_someone_who_is_doing_better/ (irecognizedyou)
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All kinds of energy we consume comes directly or indirectly from the sun

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hod9by/all_kinds_of_energy_we_consume_comes_directly_or/ (satan335)
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There is no synonym for "Word"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hod8dn/there_is_no_synonym_for_word/ (Tea_Sp00n)
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The only thing scarier after seeing a bug is not seeing the bug anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hod6th/the_only_thing_scarier_after_seeing_a_bug_is_not/ (Pale_Leader)
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It feels unnatural to drink plain water with a straw, but a soda it's perfectly fine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hod6ra/it_feels_unnatural_to_drink_plain_water_with_a/ (Calm-Person42)
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Roaches can live without their heads because they're assholes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hod6q1/roaches_can_live_without_their_heads_because/ (puzh_buttonz)
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You were once exactly Pi years old

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hod6ew/you_were_once_exactly_pi_years_old/ ([deleted])
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A full circle of life both starts and ends with innocence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hod5xb/a_full_circle_of_life_both_starts_and_ends_with/ (SoepjesKoekjes)
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We had the chance to create one unified sign language, and we blew it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hod3on/we_had_the_chance_to_create_one_unified_sign/ (Priamosish)
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Both porn and Pro Wrestling have “acting” as a part of the job and both groups have similar acting abilities.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hod0nd/both_porn_and_pro_wrestling_have_acting_as_a_part/ (NobodyAKAOdysseus)
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Prostitution is okay if you film it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hod0f6/prostitution_is_okay_if_you_film_it/ (Tyrus1214)
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If reincarnation is real, declining birth rates are gonna be a big problem.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hocz25/if_reincarnation_is_real_declining_birth_rates/ (carmender)
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Nobody was brought here willingly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoctxu/nobody_was_brought_here_willingly/ (Schickie)
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If everybody sorted by hot, we would all be sorting by new

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoct95/if_everybody_sorted_by_hot_we_would_all_be/ (FortniteBush23)
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Share Size Candy only exists to make people feel bad when they eat the whole thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hocrap/share_size_candy_only_exists_to_make_people_feel/ (CRB_21)
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To a house cat, most of its day revolves around 4 stagnant walls, nothing ever really changing. Then there’s one room where the temperature is always changes, different smells and noises, sometimes water pours from the sky and you might see someone that looks like you, staring silently.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hocqpv/to_a_house_cat_most_of_its_day_revolves_around_4/ (christiandb)
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Sour cream is savory whipped cream.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hocpvu/sour_cream_is_savory_whipped_cream/ (StressMeUp)
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Your ears are your only skin tunnels.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hocpf7/your_ears_are_your_only_skin_tunnels/ (DiseasedCupcake)
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Everyone is a hypocrite at one point in their life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hocosi/everyone_is_a_hypocrite_at_one_point_in_their_life/ (Techavoc)
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Everyone with a functional nose smells boogers every day but no one knows what boogers smell like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hocob9/everyone_with_a_functional_nose_smells_boogers/ (StretchSmiley)
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hydrogen bombs are the first real alchemists

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hocnpz/hydrogen_bombs_are_the_first_real_alchemists/ (trawling)
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Ctrl+Alt+Del is the PC version of torturing a prisoner to make him talk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hocn0g/ctrlaltdel_is_the_pc_version_of_torturing_a/ (CircleBox2)
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After purchasing the brand Monopoly, the corporation Hasbro have themselves become a Monopoly for kids entertainment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hocmxz/after_purchasing_the_brand_monopoly_the/ (totally_not_elon69)
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A garden centre is a plant adoption

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hocmre/a_garden_centre_is_a_plant_adoption/ (The-Holy-Sheep)
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The opposite of a sugar daddy is a salty daddy — they get mad when you spend money.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hocmpr/the_opposite_of_a_sugar_daddy_is_a_salty_daddy/ (ThoseWhoHaveHeart)
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The word 'duck' is as close to fuck as it is to dick.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hocmlz/the_word_duck_is_as_close_to_fuck_as_it_is_to_dick/ (Lakshya_Reddit)
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Nothing kills you passion faster than making it your job...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hocm2n/nothing_kills_you_passion_faster_than_making_it/ (lvfunk)
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At a microscopic level atoms never touch each other, so the only way to truly touch someone is to make a baby with them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hocknh/at_a_microscopic_level_atoms_never_touch_each/ (Vermilion_Dream)
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When Google Street View has compiled decades of imagery, it will be an incredible way for old people in the future to relive distant memories

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hocjso/when_google_street_view_has_compiled_decades_of/ (Vixere)
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If you are precise enough, you could kill someone with a piece of paper

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hocjhw/if_you_are_precise_enough_you_could_kill_someone/ (NoirAzura)
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Kids will no longer have fun memories of ding ding ditching due to camera doorbells

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hocifv/kids_will_no_longer_have_fun_memories_of_ding/ (Jolt_17)
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AC Units Make the World Hotter, Thus Increasing the Use of AC Units

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hocfeo/ac_units_make_the_world_hotter_thus_increasing/ (ThingCalledLight)
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The opposite of Lil' Uzi is Large AK-47

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hocdx6/the_opposite_of_lil_uzi_is_large_ak47/ (jrmorg)
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The lever action rifle is the only gun that can be operated while doing the hype dance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoccfu/the_lever_action_rifle_is_the_only_gun_that_can/ (thats_kinda_E_P_I_C)
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Bisexuals are probably having twice as much fun while watching straight porn than straight people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hocad5/bisexuals_are_probably_having_twice_as_much_fun/ (YaBoiEgron)
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You probably wouldn’t bleed to death from a lightsaber because it would cauterize the wound.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoc9wp/you_probably_wouldnt_bleed_to_death_from_a/ (WTFboston)
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you and your friend/sibling/family member could have masturbated to the same porno without knowing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoc8p4/you_and_your_friendsiblingfamily_member_could/ (buymeachocolatedonut)
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We learn more and faster in the course of 9 years than we do for the rest of our lives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoc8cj/we_learn_more_and_faster_in_the_course_of_9_years/ (Terlinilia)
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You know who was murdered in his cell and his girlfriend is likely next and we are absolutely powerless to stop it and once she dies so does any hopes for justice or answers with her.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoc7zo/you_know_who_was_murdered_in_his_cell_and_his/ (LocusAintBad)
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You can't expect anything to go your way if you're always a pessimist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoc5wg/you_cant_expect_anything_to_go_your_way_if_youre/ (JetZflare25)
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Prostitutes are women that literally stopped giving a fuck.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoc587/prostitutes_are_women_that_literally_stopped/ (0utcazt)
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In 100 years we won’t be adding colours to images we’ll be removing filters

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoc3m1/in_100_years_we_wont_be_adding_colours_to_images/ (The-RealElonMusk)
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Pudding only comes in child size.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoc3lp/pudding_only_comes_in_child_size/ (VaughnFry)
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An 18 year old can adopt a 17 year old

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoc2rz/an_18_year_old_can_adopt_a_17_year_old/ (UnknownNote)
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Every bloodstain you ever had to get rid of, was really easy to get rid of

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoc2fa/every_bloodstain_you_ever_had_to_get_rid_of_was/ (KlixxWS)
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Don't be a hater be a lover like Michael Jackson

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoc24g/dont_be_a_hater_be_a_lover_like_michael_jackson/ (Seedpound)
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Eyes don't have macro lenses...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoc0aj/eyes_dont_have_macro_lenses/ (13_sidd)
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Every generation eventually becomes a bunch of insecure and often bigoted old people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoc08e/every_generation_eventually_becomes_a_bunch_of/ (attentyv)
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There’s at least one word in any ‘long’ book series that you haven’t read yet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hobzix/theres_at_least_one_word_in_any_long_book_series/ (Amazinguineapig)
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Some really weird dude can eat a jar of mayonnaise in public and people wouldn’t care because they’ll think it’s just pudding

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hobzbp/some_really_weird_dude_can_eat_a_jar_of/ (DeathlyFatal)
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There is a greater than zero chance your mail will be stolen by ants.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoby2c/there_is_a_greater_than_zero_chance_your_mail/ (TattooedHead)
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Jurassic Park probably would've fared much better if the scientists had modified the meat-eating dinos to eat plants instead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hobxnx/jurassic_park_probably_wouldve_fared_much_better/ (dj-scratch-trax)
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Being a schitzophrenic with dyslexia must be wild.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hobwk3/being_a_schitzophrenic_with_dyslexia_must_be_wild/ (storyofthedead)
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I've never played Animal Crossing but it's obviously just an updated version of Frogger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hobvz8/ive_never_played_animal_crossing_but_its/ (puzh_buttonz)
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Cereal companies are almost completely dependent on milk companies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hobvv0/cereal_companies_are_almost_completely_dependent/ (Joirmez)
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someone in the movie Idiocracy had to have known water was used in the production of Brawndo

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hobusa/someone_in_the_movie_idiocracy_had_to_have_known/ (t3hd0n)
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Millionaires only buy art because other millionaires buy art

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hobu24/millionaires_only_buy_art_because_other/ (blinkgendary182)
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The older you get, the less interesting it is to point out you fell asleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hobr05/the_older_you_get_the_less_interesting_it_is_to/ (Mint_Donut)
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In the Nintendo game “Pokémon” people had used to marry their Pokémon before the main storyline, and that’s why some trainers in the game show some resemblance to certain Pokémon.....

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hobqih/in_the_nintendo_game_pokémon_people_had_used_to/ (YTAppleDemo)
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Irony is when you try to explain what irony is but get it wrong

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hobq2b/irony_is_when_you_try_to_explain_what_irony_is/ (shpongolian)
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When you buy a used sofa you buy the prior owners’ sex juices too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoboz0/when_you_buy_a_used_sofa_you_buy_the_prior_owners/ (Tits_McGuiness)
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The IRS must have the most secure site in the world, as no tax returns have been leaked over the past four years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hobmkx/the_irs_must_have_the_most_secure_site_in_the/ (_kefir)
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Given how quick and easily incriminating personal footage is being generated makes you wonder how many incriminating crimes were caught on buisiness security footage that nobody bothered to look at.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hobmjk/given_how_quick_and_easily_incriminating_personal/ (ToyVaren)
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"You aren't sh*t" is an insult, but "You are sh*t" is also an insult.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hobmb4/you_arent_sht_is_an_insult_but_you_are_sht_is/ (majesticgoatperson)
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At least one person has fantasized about fucking your favourite Pokémon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hobjh3/at_least_one_person_has_fantasized_about_fucking/ (YTAppleDemo)
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Movies aren't fake. They're recordings of actual events from alternate universes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hobgvh/movies_arent_fake_theyre_recordings_of_actual/ (perfect_mewtwo)
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If you wear a sock inside out, everything wears it but you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hobbsq/if_you_wear_a_sock_inside_out_everything_wears_it/ (BreadSlice7)
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Since people are 70% water instead of watermelon it could be waterpeople

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hobbc0/since_people_are_70_water_instead_of_watermelon/ (myTenthAccount69)
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There's no such thing as brown light, only orange light.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hobask/theres_no_such_thing_as_brown_light_only_orange/ (young_fire)
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After masks are no longer required, it's going to be nice because people are learning how to speak more clearly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoba43/after_masks_are_no_longer_required_its_going_to/ (Elevator_Goblin)
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The universe created us to watch itself being destroyed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoba0o/the_universe_created_us_to_watch_itself_being/ (TcpAckFrequency)
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To bend a gun like in movies, it would require an equal amount of strength from the holder for the gun to not go flying away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hob7z3/to_bend_a_gun_like_in_movies_it_would_require_an/ (ILikePiandPie)
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It's kinda gross that we leave a DNA trail as we live our daily lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hob6p3/its_kinda_gross_that_we_leave_a_dna_trail_as_we/ (racerbannon)
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Tissues are napkins for your nose

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hob4do/tissues_are_napkins_for_your_nose/ (Xenenix)
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Our hydration is our filtration

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hob3xf/our_hydration_is_our_filtration/ (WhitePegasuss)
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Aggressive people have more "stuff" than non aggressive people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hob2l8/aggressive_people_have_more_stuff_than_non/ (Seedpound)
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You're immortal until the day you die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hob0uq/youre_immortal_until_the_day_you_die/ (staidarcher2198)
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You never find the baby teeth of a cat that have fallen out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hob09m/you_never_find_the_baby_teeth_of_a_cat_that_have/ (Uraniaa)
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When a band releases a best of album they're basically admitting their new stuff won't be as good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoazjx/when_a_band_releases_a_best_of_album_theyre/ (ConvictedWaffles)
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Men that lift are usually better at math in multiples of 45

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoazf9/men_that_lift_are_usually_better_at_math_in/ (guminhyeok)
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Mask’s not what your country can do for you --- Mask’s what you can do for your country!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoayun/masks_not_what_your_country_can_do_for_you_masks/ (xesus2021)
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People take "I'm going to kill myself" as a joke, and not a threat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoaysc/people_take_im_going_to_kill_myself_as_a_joke_and/ (IHOPEYOUDIETODAY)
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it’s very likely you haven’t touched everywhere in your house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoaxpp/its_very_likely_you_havent_touched_everywhere_in/ ([deleted])
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Many people crave variety at lunch and dinner, but are content to have the same breakfast, daily.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoaxlz/many_people_crave_variety_at_lunch_and_dinner_but/ (prophylaxitive)
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Magnets are homophobic in the most basic definition of the word.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoawe9/magnets_are_homophobic_in_the_most_basic/ (OnlyDragonNotIntoVor)
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Grass isn't even supposed to be in most places. There were so many trees that it wasn't the right environment. Humans planted it everywhere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoavem/grass_isnt_even_supposed_to_be_in_most_places/ ([deleted])
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MASK not what your country can do for you --- MASK what you can do for your country!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoatri/mask_not_what_your_country_can_do_for_you_mask/ (xesus2021)
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The definition of stalking is two people being on a romantic walk together, but only one of them knowing about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoaton/the_definition_of_stalking_is_two_people_being_on/ (tlind2)
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The laws of physics are pretty logical and are working well until your pencil falls on the floor

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoatjo/the_laws_of_physics_are_pretty_logical_and_are/ (Arturpropl)
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Getting a 89% is more frustrating then getting an 85%

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoat4i/getting_a_89_is_more_frustrating_then_getting_an/ (Lights-On-Bitch)
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Blind people are the only people on earth that can date purely based on personality.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoas09/blind_people_are_the_only_people_on_earth_that/ (MonkeyNoughts)
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If you smoke you get high if you read you get educated but if you do both you get highly educated

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoarp3/if_you_smoke_you_get_high_if_you_read_you_get/ ([deleted])
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In between the events of the books, it must have crossed Harry’s mind to use the cloak of invisibility for nefarious purposes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoarob/in_between_the_events_of_the_books_it_must_have/ (Brucemoose1)
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If deadpool were real he could be the cure to world hunger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoapkf/if_deadpool_were_real_he_could_be_the_cure_to/ (JasonTheThomson1)
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Being a peanut farmer before allergies were discovered must have seemed a frightening job since some people randomly died after handling them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoan4o/being_a_peanut_farmer_before_allergies_were/ (Gustavus666)
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Slamming down a rotary phone makes you feel like a glamorous person in an old 40s movie who just got the news that the shareholders are attempting to shut you out of your father's company.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoamwj/slamming_down_a_rotary_phone_makes_you_feel_like/ (troubled_rapunzel)
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If your dad was a minotaur and your mom was a mermaid, and you got both human halves, you'd just be some guy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoakim/if_your_dad_was_a_minotaur_and_your_mom_was_a/ (CamrenLea)
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The bigger your bubble is, the smaller you become.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoak8h/the_bigger_your_bubble_is_the_smaller_you_become/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Most People have that friend that sits at exactly sea level with in their life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoahei/most_people_have_that_friend_that_sits_at_exactly/ ([deleted])
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If a light switch is off, it has been turned on and off the exact same amount of times

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoah98/if_a_light_switch_is_off_it_has_been_turned_on/ (Azzey28)
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There has to be a strong correlation between people who refuse to wear a mask and mouth breathers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoagbn/there_has_to_be_a_strong_correlation_between/ (bigfatpuss)
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Sweet and sugary taste different

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoaf4a/sweet_and_sugary_taste_different/ (s_gudi)
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The people rushing back to the gym are risking their health for their health

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoaegm/the_people_rushing_back_to_the_gym_are_risking/ (ForeignFlash)
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Grass blades are the most common plant on Earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoacog/grass_blades_are_the_most_common_plant_on_earth/ (snorting_anthrax)
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It's amazing how there's millions of sperms, each one capable of generating a baby, are released during intercourse but only one baby is born in most cases.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoabwd/its_amazing_how_theres_millions_of_sperms_each/ (Cattrovert)
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The ego is a mirror that one observes reality through its reflection.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoabat/the_ego_is_a_mirror_that_one_observes_reality/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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If you really want to annoy people, put an exclamation point after every sentence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoab5o/if_you_really_want_to_annoy_people_put_an/ (potential_ban)
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Astronauts lost in space are probably spinning in their graves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoa5nt/astronauts_lost_in_space_are_probably_spinning_in/ (Tony-1610)
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Your car has travelled less than your keys

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoa4a2/your_car_has_travelled_less_than_your_keys/ ([deleted])
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Journalism is a hobby for people who have run out of other people to talk to about themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoa2v6/journalism_is_a_hobby_for_people_who_have_run_out/ (Headhunt23)
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The ego is the flowing magma that keeps the volcano of individuality active.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoa1zc/the_ego_is_the_flowing_magma_that_keeps_the/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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People who learned how to pronounce numbers in French don’t laugh at ancient Romans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hoa1f2/people_who_learned_how_to_pronounce_numbers_in/ (vpetrychuk)
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Tan lines are nature’s before and after photos.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho9zi9/tan_lines_are_natures_before_and_after_photos/ (onceknownasmike)
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Influencing people to do your bidding against their will is usually portrayed to be a villainous thing, yet the Jedi use the mind trick is a thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho9zg5/influencing_people_to_do_your_bidding_against/ (ElTuxedoMex)
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"AHHH" is louder than "Ahhh!"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho9yyq/ahhh_is_louder_than_ahhh/ (perfruit_mix)
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If we were literally paid by the hour, workers would demand raises far more often.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho9ypl/if_we_were_literally_paid_by_the_hour_workers/ (FatDrawer)
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Xenophobia is the fire that keeps the dungeon of tribalism lit up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho9yoh/xenophobia_is_the_fire_that_keeps_the_dungeon_of/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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It's kinda sad that wearing a U.S.A. flag lapel pin has become the "Hail, Hydra" we thought was a good plot device in a bit of fiction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho9xuv/its_kinda_sad_that_wearing_a_usa_flag_lapel_pin/ (RPM_Rocket)
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Blood is a part of your body which is not attached to your body but is still a living thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho9x8l/blood_is_a_part_of_your_body_which_is_not/ (KetanBhailikar)
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Our minds go on adventures without us when we sleep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho9wxy/our_minds_go_on_adventures_without_us_when_we/ (Soleil_Noir)
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In three years "1985" by Bowling For Soup will have come out as long ago as 1985 was when the song came out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho9ugq/in_three_years_1985_by_bowling_for_soup_will_have/ (RealRobRose)
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When you inhale a fart, your exhale also smells like fart. You're lungs are temporary fart storage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho9u9m/when_you_inhale_a_fart_your_exhale_also_smells/ (stephenfrappuccino)
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Eventually everything we own and use will become retro and nostalgic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho9t97/eventually_everything_we_own_and_use_will_become/ (Cyberkryme676)
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We will all die alone, in the end we all die alone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho9sy0/we_will_all_die_alone_in_the_end_we_all_die_alone/ (logf20)
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Crying because you're suffering from dehydration only makes it worse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho9sg4/crying_because_youre_suffering_from_dehydration/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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Spoons are tiny bowls to grab something out of larger bowls

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho9qmm/spoons_are_tiny_bowls_to_grab_something_out_of/ (KetanBhailikar)
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On an unknown planet right next to ours there could be a civilization so advanced that they could completely hide their existence from our primitive observation capabilities.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho9pfl/on_an_unknown_planet_right_next_to_ours_there/ (Sed_Said)
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You could be the direct cause of someone death and you could have no idea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho9l44/you_could_be_the_direct_cause_of_someone_death/ (WTFboston)
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Orcas must think they're pretty bad ass

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho9l24/orcas_must_think_theyre_pretty_bad_ass/ (rocksofiron)
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No one ever sneezes in cartoons unless it serves a purpose for the plot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho9kj5/no_one_ever_sneezes_in_cartoons_unless_it_serves/ (Noc678)
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We're all homeless people living in homes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho9jp7/were_all_homeless_people_living_in_homes/ (jibblyjellu)
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When you read an article about tricking your brain and you try it, then your brain is actually the trickster here by pretending to be tricked

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho9fv2/when_you_read_an_article_about_tricking_your/ (ammar11111)
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Most people have their first orgasm before their first kiss.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho9eai/most_people_have_their_first_orgasm_before_their/ (FearlessBot_)
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Camels smell like chocolate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho9dvy/camels_smell_like_chocolate/ (MethWitch_)
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Telekinesis seems possible if we consider how magnets work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho9b62/telekinesis_seems_possible_if_we_consider_how/ (KetanBhailikar)
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People with dogs know there’s a food tax that comes with eating in front of them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho99ro/people_with_dogs_know_theres_a_food_tax_that/ (WTFboston)
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If you’re a method actor who needs to stay in character even off scene, it seems like you’re not quite as good as those who can easily switch on and off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho99gl/if_youre_a_method_actor_who_needs_to_stay_in/ (sosogos)
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No matter how bad we feel, our skull is always grinning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho98tz/no_matter_how_bad_we_feel_our_skull_is_always/ (Pelaminoskep)
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The butt cheeks are the gates to the butthole.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho97tr/the_butt_cheeks_are_the_gates_to_the_butthole/ (collective0fanimals)
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We all die in the end, don't we.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho976p/we_all_die_in_the_end_dont_we/ (jimmystrong2)
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There’s no evidence disproving everyone but you are robots

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho968z/theres_no_evidence_disproving_everyone_but_you/ (WyattB2005)
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Most animals don’t even know what colour their eyes are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho961v/most_animals_dont_even_know_what_colour_their/ (YTAppleDemo)
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Shopping cart wheels are never broken. The faulty wheels are needed to help keep cart insurance costs down as it helps prevent an accident when going around a corner. They also help prevent you from going too fast and knocking things over.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho95tx/shopping_cart_wheels_are_never_broken_the_faulty/ (TheXMan98)
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Cryptogram is a cryptogram for Luxembourg.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho952e/cryptogram_is_a_cryptogram_for_luxembourg/ (historyfails)
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Flies are those kids who don’t understand how the skill tree works and spend all their points on agility.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho9407/flies_are_those_kids_who_dont_understand_how_the/ (kjarkr)
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The good thing about everyone wearing masks is that we don't have to deal with each other's bad breath anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho93z8/the_good_thing_about_everyone_wearing_masks_is/ (SnoodleBooper)
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Shopping cart wheels aren’t ever broken

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho93of/shopping_cart_wheels_arent_ever_broken/ ([deleted])
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Thanks to the Internet , you no longer need to meet your heroes to be disappointed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho930o/thanks_to_the_internet_you_no_longer_need_to_meet/ (Some_Username_Here)
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If we made a program that brute-forced every single colour for every pixel in an image, We'll have made every single image possible in the whole universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho92gl/if_we_made_a_program_that_bruteforced_every/ (DentFuse)
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Long, warm, comfortable showers provide for highly clarified personal perspectives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho922j/long_warm_comfortable_showers_provide_for_highly/ (NeverDidLearn)
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Human generations can be defined by the popular locations/styles of body piercings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho91cs/human_generations_can_be_defined_by_the_popular/ (citznfish)
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If you're standing in a room entirely painted in Vantablack, you'll have the illusion of floating in space.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho90z0/if_youre_standing_in_a_room_entirely_painted_in/ (Professor_Bookman)
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If Billy Mays were still alive and had infomercials about face masks, you know that he would’ve been able to sell masks to everyone with just 4 easy payments of $14.95.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho90c4/if_billy_mays_were_still_alive_and_had/ (Organboner4844)
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Since the cells in your body are constantly dying off, a significant portion of your body is made up of their corpses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho8z75/since_the_cells_in_your_body_are_constantly_dying/ ([deleted])
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Spilling coffee on someone is considered bad due to the pain induced by the heat, but putting the same hot fluids inside your much more sensitive body is fine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho8y7x/spilling_coffee_on_someone_is_considered_bad_due/ (Swiftclaw8)
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Videos of people removing debris from entangled animals always make humans out to be the heroes, but those animals are actually just asking us to pick up our trash ourselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho8y7t/videos_of_people_removing_debris_from_entangled/ (thargoallmysecrets)
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I‌‌f travellin‌‌g bac‌‌k i‌‌n tim‌‌e wa‌‌s possible‌‌, we'‌‌d liv‌‌e i‌‌n on‌‌e countr‌‌y ru‌‌n b‌‌y ‌‌a dictator.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho8xl3/if_travelling_back_in_time_was_possible_wed_live/ (vpetrychuk)
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Everybody wants to work where they live, nobody wants to live where they work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho8v7u/everybody_wants_to_work_where_they_live_nobody/ (AntiSoShall)
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Everything bad that happens in Harry Potter as of Goblet of Fire and onwards are Barry Crouch's fault, since he's the one who said Harry had to participate in the Tri-Wizard Cup

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho8rkg/everything_bad_that_happens_in_harry_potter_as_of/ (msabony3)
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For every Hootie, there are several blowfish.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho8rhw/for_every_hootie_there_are_several_blowfish/ (Captain_Clark)
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Conspiracy theories about the social media being a tool for global mind control are spreading in the social media.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho8r01/conspiracy_theories_about_the_social_media_being/ (Lum1nar)
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"No" is the most powerful 2 letter word in the english dictionary

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho8m59/no_is_the_most_powerful_2_letter_word_in_the/ (Seedpound)
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Captcha ‘identify the stop sign’ crap is a trick to get us to train the Ai

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho8lxn/captcha_identify_the_stop_sign_crap_is_a_trick_to/ (oppositelockgames)
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Music was created for those that had thoughts in their head they wanted to drown out. People with no thoughts in their head liked music because it created them. Music was the first Medicine for ADHD

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho8lhl/music_was_created_for_those_that_had_thoughts_in/ (thathoeoverthere2019)
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Musicians would have a completely different reaction listening to their own recording

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho8eml/musicians_would_have_a_completely_different/ (orkaorka_yt)
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Acceptable Swears and Actual Swears are the same thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho8dm8/acceptable_swears_and_actual_swears_are_the_same/ (Experiunce)
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In The Insect World Mosquitoes Are Probably Viewed As The Bad Asses Because Of The Way They Fight Back Against The Humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho8bo8/in_the_insect_world_mosquitoes_are_probably/ (djeasyg)
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So many people get upset when others are outside of their lines, but so many people are really bad at setting boundaries and making the lines easy to clearly see.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho8bl6/so_many_people_get_upset_when_others_are_outside/ (JadharX)
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Ted Mosby could have warned us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho8agw/ted_mosby_could_have_warned_us/ (ItStillHurtsToTouch)
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Water tastes worst when you’re not sure that it’s yours

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho89fh/water_tastes_worst_when_youre_not_sure_that_its/ (Jooks64)
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When conducted correctly, good precautionary and preventive measures will seem like a total waste, that's the whole point of having them in the first place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho87fx/when_conducted_correctly_good_precautionary_and/ (teedotem)
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Food both enters and leaves the body through cheeks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho860x/food_both_enters_and_leaves_the_body_through/ (mpaler78)
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When you're drinking from a straw, you're drinking from the bottom up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho84ue/when_youre_drinking_from_a_straw_youre_drinking/ ([deleted])
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Loneliness is eating from the same spoon that you cooked with.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho84em/loneliness_is_eating_from_the_same_spoon_that_you/ (ProfessorSypher)
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Ironically, microtransactions are usually bigger than regular transactions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho7zut/ironically_microtransactions_are_usually_bigger/ (Deadwatch)
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Tightrope walkers must be really good at getting their pants on without falling over.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho7y72/tightrope_walkers_must_be_really_good_at_getting/ (tropicalsquash)
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Plant products give a wide range of brain benefits despite not having a brain, and animal products also have a lower range of brain improving substances.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho7xto/plant_products_give_a_wide_range_of_brain/ (FluffyPluffy)
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Vampires were the original MLM organisation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho7wuw/vampires_were_the_original_mlm_organisation/ (wils_152)
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The easiest way to avoid that annoying thought of washing your socks can be solved by buying 30 pairs at once and washing them once a month.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho7wle/the_easiest_way_to_avoid_that_annoying_thought_of/ (Dayazib)
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It's Okay to Not be Okay.. Cheers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho7vrt/its_okay_to_not_be_okay_cheers/ (kcinc82)
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Whenever ya see someone walking with a square cardboard box ya know what they're having for dinner.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho7uji/whenever_ya_see_someone_walking_with_a_square/ (Linzinator)
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You can always cosplay as Mystique

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho7qa3/you_can_always_cosplay_as_mystique/ (Belgian_boy_YT)
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The world *does* revolve around you if you're fat enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho7q0w/the_world_does_revolve_around_you_if_youre_fat/ (jrmorg)
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A wiseguy and a wise guy are pretty damn different.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho7piv/a_wiseguy_and_a_wise_guy_are_pretty_damn_different/ (puzh_buttonz)
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Whenever we go to an all-you-can-eat buffet, we all dream that we eat so much they lose money on us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho7p66/whenever_we_go_to_an_allyoucaneat_buffet_we_all/ (angryfriar)
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By layering ourselves with sweaters or blankets, we're creating our very own little greenhouse effect

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho7oov/by_layering_ourselves_with_sweaters_or_blankets/ (Anz829)
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If you float like a butterfly and sting like a bee, you are not human

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho7o7i/if_you_float_like_a_butterfly_and_sting_like_a/ (Ali_46290)
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For most of us, dubbed movies have literally trained us to ignore the fact that mouth movements and sounds don't match

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho7o47/for_most_of_us_dubbed_movies_have_literally/ (oldgood_isaac)
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True representation of fear is when you touch your pocket while walking along a street and you don't feel your phone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho7nm8/true_representation_of_fear_is_when_you_touch/ (Grandawg24)
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There's nothing more awkward than listening to heavy metal at a low volume.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho7lyb/theres_nothing_more_awkward_than_listening_to/ (GoldenRain99)
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Someone has definitely used the share option on a porn site on purpose.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho7lic/someone_has_definitely_used_the_share_option_on_a/ (somkkeshav555)
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Extraterrestrial anal probes are GPS trackers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho7jn2/extraterrestrial_anal_probes_are_gps_trackers/ (Wifiscifi)
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You've probably never slept in a hotel in the town/city you've lived in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho7ilg/youve_probably_never_slept_in_a_hotel_in_the/ (dinner_cat96)
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Aren't you sometimes surprised when you type your password in the shittiest/fastest way possible, and it still works.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho7i9o/arent_you_sometimes_surprised_when_you_type_your/ (oxyfoxypoxy)
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Singers said the word "baby" for their lovers more than they said "baby" for actual babies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho7hla/singers_said_the_word_baby_for_their_lovers_more/ (ElephantInHerend)
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Pirates probably would have really loved Shades/sunglasses for going out onto the deck

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho7hjy/pirates_probably_would_have_really_loved/ (Joshawarrior)
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Fate and free will are two different things, yet, some people believe in both.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho7h22/fate_and_free_will_are_two_different_things_yet/ (PAT_5251)
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Since the Suez canal is man made, mainland Africa is technically an artificial island.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho7gzh/since_the_suez_canal_is_man_made_mainland_africa/ (more-equal-than-you)
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Sundials are all facing different directions based on their geographical location on the earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho7ahy/sundials_are_all_facing_different_directions/ (mcpat21)
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You cannot crave for something that you never had.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho79ok/you_cannot_crave_for_something_that_you_never_had/ (do_do_basavanna)
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The man who discovered salt was just licking random rocks until one tasted different.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho76u4/the_man_who_discovered_salt_was_just_licking/ (da-chase)
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Being in the cast of Glee turned out to be a pretty risky move.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho760l/being_in_the_cast_of_glee_turned_out_to_be_a/ (ReasonablyConfused)
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You can fall in love, but you can also fall out of love. Therefore, love is probably a boat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho75tu/you_can_fall_in_love_but_you_can_also_fall_out_of/ (slightlymoldyorange)
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Gratitude and happiness are two different, separate things that complement each other. You can have one without the other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho70ox/gratitude_and_happiness_are_two_different/ (Professor_Bookman)
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Your ass is also a Gas Station

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho6w9q/your_ass_is_also_a_gas_station/ (LeKrispyKreme)
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The universal choking signal looks like you're choking yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho6w8h/the_universal_choking_signal_looks_like_youre/ (Sumoman435)
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Dropping a fragile object then barely catching is a very easy way to get your adrenaline pumping. Less effective over subsequent trials.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho6v17/dropping_a_fragile_object_then_barely_catching_is/ (mooofasa1)
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If reincarnation was real, you'd probably be reincarnated as a million other living things before coming back as a human again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho6uk9/if_reincarnation_was_real_youd_probably_be/ (potential_ban)
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Football (and Rugby) are the only sport where the ball is not a sphere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho6tfl/football_and_rugby_are_the_only_sport_where_the/ (N718AN)
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Scientists really goofed up naming anti particle. Proton, protoff, electron, electroff.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho6qrr/scientists_really_goofed_up_naming_anti_particle/ (BridgeHammer)
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You can slowly purchase a company by buying all there stuff overtime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho6pxx/you_can_slowly_purchase_a_company_by_buying_all/ (trojanAMERICAN)
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Ghosts, even if they exist as invisible formless energy, just can't think. Neurons require flow of charges across neural membranes at different electric potentials caused by concentration variation of charged sodium & potassium ions, to make one think.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho6mz7/ghosts_even_if_they_exist_as_invisible_formless/ (arandomproton)
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Restaurants get more negative reviews when they’re doing well

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho6km8/restaurants_get_more_negative_reviews_when_theyre/ (DennisRattus)
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Bullying is considered ok as long as the majority of people around you have the same opinion as you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho6kdf/bullying_is_considered_ok_as_long_as_the_majority/ (LtSplinter)
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Soup wouldn’t be so appetizing if it was referred to as a “Warm Veggie Smoothie”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho6k29/soup_wouldnt_be_so_appetizing_if_it_was_referred/ (gorobotgorobot)
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We tend to like pictures of others and not ours because we know were we lack behind

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho6i6o/we_tend_to_like_pictures_of_others_and_not_ours/ (star_o_mega)
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you can spell Texas without the vowels

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho6i2v/you_can_spell_texas_without_the_vowels/ (bmac_04)
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Anyone can do your taxes, but not all of them can keep you out of prison.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho6hf6/anyone_can_do_your_taxes_but_not_all_of_them_can/ (RobertGBradley)
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Everyone holds the world record for doing something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho6h4q/everyone_holds_the_world_record_for_doing/ (whynotfart)
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A cake decorated to look like a hamburger is still a cake, but a cake decorated to look like a pizza is a pizza.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho6fym/a_cake_decorated_to_look_like_a_hamburger_is/ (NounyAdjective)
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Whoever recommended we drink eight glasses of water per day has a very large bladder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho6fnz/whoever_recommended_we_drink_eight_glasses_of/ (RobertGBradley)
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If somebody opens a laptop/browser and porn resumes playing, that was probably the scene/image that they finished to earlier

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho6ev5/if_somebody_opens_a_laptopbrowser_and_porn/ (-LargeHardOnCollider)
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Waterbenders in Avatar could technically attack people with their own pee.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho6ebm/waterbenders_in_avatar_could_technically_attack/ (_ToastyWoasty_)
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The modern-day 15 minutes of fame is posting something nasty in your social media, or being caught on video in some nasty rant, going viral, making the news, and getting fired from your job.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho6ckm/the_modernday_15_minutes_of_fame_is_posting/ (ilovecigars1974)
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Painting a room makes it smaller by however much paint you used

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho6c4m/painting_a_room_makes_it_smaller_by_however_much/ (JoshingCoot737)
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A personal trainer is someone you pay a lot of money to boss you around.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho6c3l/a_personal_trainer_is_someone_you_pay_a_lot_of/ (No1CanKnowAboutThis)
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A giraffe could very easily intimidate a snake

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho6ai9/a_giraffe_could_very_easily_intimidate_a_snake/ (Freedom_memer)
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If we keep our favourite song as an alarm then we are going to hate that.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho69wn/if_we_keep_our_favourite_song_as_an_alarm_then_we/ (star_o_mega)
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Characters in videogames are controlled by human emotions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho67hd/characters_in_videogames_are_controlled_by_human/ (star_o_mega)
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"nails, hair, hips, heels" is the grown-up version of "head, shoulders, knees and toes"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho65g6/nails_hair_hips_heels_is_the_grownup_version_of/ (SirWernich)
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Cleaning makes your room bigger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho63fq/cleaning_makes_your_room_bigger/ (nextup_in_synthwave)
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Most people aren’t ugly they’re just not their own types.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho5y62/most_people_arent_ugly_theyre_just_not_their_own/ (WillOverLife)
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You can feel content about your content and not be confused.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho5wu5/you_can_feel_content_about_your_content_and_not/ (No1UNeau)
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Hot Pockets are Americanized Burritos.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho5wdj/hot_pockets_are_americanized_burritos/ (DonKaiStorm)
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Cheese is harmful for mice and milk is harmful for cats, so that means Tom and Jerry desperately tried to save each other's lives by eating each other's food and preventing each other from eating the food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho5w6f/cheese_is_harmful_for_mice_and_milk_is_harmful/ (Purple_Stickman)
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If indigenous people who have been cut off from technology ever saw modern movies, they would wonder why we just record people getting killed in horror movies instead of someone stepping in to save them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho5rq9/if_indigenous_people_who_have_been_cut_off_from/ (POUUER)
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Our nose tricks us into thinking we smell better than we actually do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho5qne/our_nose_tricks_us_into_thinking_we_smell_better/ (SithFacedDrunk)
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People who don't like crust on their sandwiches could just use hamburger buns.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho5noq/people_who_dont_like_crust_on_their_sandwiches/ (auziec96)
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A sheet of paper has six sides but only two are really useful

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho5m61/a_sheet_of_paper_has_six_sides_but_only_two_are/ (Bismuth81)
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A drive with your mom could be very embarrassing if billboards had the ability to behave like online advertising.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho5ls6/a_drive_with_your_mom_could_be_very_embarrassing/ (georgeorwellsmother)
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The more you hate on the orange man the more powerful he becomes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho5i41/the_more_you_hate_on_the_orange_man_the_more/ (lemonkid12345)
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Ending your first movie with a 1 is a very confident move.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho5fyw/ending_your_first_movie_with_a_1_is_a_very/ (R-SLASH-M)
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If it weren’t for cameras we’d never be able to see ourselves blink

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho5fki/if_it_werent_for_cameras_wed_never_be_able_to_see/ (zCuppz)
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If devices moaned while charging, overnight charging would probably stop being a thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho5dci/if_devices_moaned_while_charging_overnight/ (shinybiralo)
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Conspiracy theorists probably provide companies/governments with all of their evil ideas by posting their theories on the internet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho5coz/conspiracy_theorists_probably_provide/ ([deleted])
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It's incredibly difficult to wriggle your toes individually

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho5cj1/its_incredibly_difficult_to_wriggle_your_toes/ (fyrflyeffect)
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Outhouses are a litterbox for humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho59tv/outhouses_are_a_litterbox_for_humans/ (schnoodl)
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People who are "rugged individualism" bound, hate depending on a social safety net. It makes them feel like the "freeloaders" they claimed others always were.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho56eh/people_who_are_rugged_individualism_bound_hate/ (Sandpaper_Pants)
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There is some sort of irony in the One-A-Day brand chewables havings a serving size of 2.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho56ab/there_is_some_sort_of_irony_in_the_oneaday_brand/ (nerdgrind)
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People who wear a mask over their mouth but not their nose are literally mouth breathers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho53u5/people_who_wear_a_mask_over_their_mouth_but_not/ (MyClevrUsername)
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Telling people they don't watch TV is TV for people who don't watch TV

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho53e4/telling_people_they_dont_watch_tv_is_tv_for/ (Gamerindreams)
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If humans didn't eventually decease of natural causes, they would probably be systematically categorized based on age, health and other points and be put to death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho52x2/if_humans_didnt_eventually_decease_of_natural/ ([deleted])
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Shirtles dudes, leather jackets and guys in kilts are all sexy, but a man doing all at once would just look silly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho51d1/shirtles_dudes_leather_jackets_and_guys_in_kilts/ (takaperoinen-miete)
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Star Trek didn't predict the future, it inspired it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho4w5f/star_trek_didnt_predict_the_future_it_inspired_it/ (CoffeeAndCake802)
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Pigs smell terrible but bacon smells delicious

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho4vre/pigs_smell_terrible_but_bacon_smells_delicious/ (arbucklej)
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Somewhere on the internet, there are thousands of pairs of chat/spambots having endless conversations between themselves that nobody will ever know about.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho4uk6/somewhere_on_the_internet_there_are_thousands_of/ (Pale_Leader)
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Photoshop has the capacity to be the epitome of good and evil in modern society.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho4spe/photoshop_has_the_capacity_to_be_the_epitome_of/ ([deleted])
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there is a point at wich a room is so big that for it to get bigger it physically becomes smaller.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho4sla/there_is_a_point_at_wich_a_room_is_so_big_that/ ([deleted])
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You’ve probably touched butts with at least one famous person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho4rzz/youve_probably_touched_butts_with_at_least_one/ (hellsimulator)
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“Every corner of the globe” makes no sense whatsoever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho4rtm/every_corner_of_the_globe_makes_no_sense/ (Pleb_Drebb)
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You only truly realise if you have bad breath when your wearing a mask

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho4qcq/you_only_truly_realise_if_you_have_bad_breath/ (WillyByoucallwehaul)
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Internet is the only place you tell strangers your secrets so confidently.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho4q5l/internet_is_the_only_place_you_tell_strangers/ (_Bentx_)
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You don’t realise how hard you chew until there’s something hard in your soft food and you’re legitimately worried if you broke a tooth or not

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho4q0n/you_dont_realise_how_hard_you_chew_until_theres/ (LoneShadowMikey)
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Since hydras can basically regenerate infinitely, a hydra egg could be used to make infinite omelettes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho4osg/since_hydras_can_basically_regenerate_infinitely/ (accelis)
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In the entiry of the Star Wars universe, a storm trooper has never been to a resurant where someone said "I'll order 66 on the menu."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho4o9a/in_the_entiry_of_the_star_wars_universe_a_storm/ (SkiingHard)
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It's a good thing other bodily functions don't happen contagiously like yawning does

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho4o8f/its_a_good_thing_other_bodily_functions_dont/ (RudyChristina7)
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All anime girls are flat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho4o23/all_anime_girls_are_flat/ (k0nek0boi)
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If people have a chip put in their body, the word lifehack will have a completely different opinion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho4mgk/if_people_have_a_chip_put_in_their_body_the_word/ (kronkeldewonkel)
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Forrest Gump is Bad Boy Bubby Lite.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho4m57/forrest_gump_is_bad_boy_bubby_lite/ (GyaneAryan)
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Someone who created a screamer or posted one online may have killed a person indirectly without ever knowing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho4l3m/someone_who_created_a_screamer_or_posted_one/ (-ChosenUndead-)
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Water is not from earth, and yet we need water to survive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho4kzh/water_is_not_from_earth_and_yet_we_need_water_to/ (DankeyKahn)
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The pogchamp face is the face you make when you throw up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho4ic6/the_pogchamp_face_is_the_face_you_make_when_you/ (Blue_Pikmin25)
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Your tongue knows what every kind of surface would feel like without actually licking it. Look at something and think about licking it...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho4hsj/your_tongue_knows_what_every_kind_of_surface/ (redditset6o)
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It's amazing that we can identify songs after hearing no more than a couple seconds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho4har/its_amazing_that_we_can_identify_songs_after/ (gilivanili)
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With the requirement of wearing masks comes the benefit of only having to apply make-up to half your face.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho4evq/with_the_requirement_of_wearing_masks_comes_the/ (eec-gray)
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If males have hair as long as girls for our whole lives we would see a more balanced gender distribution of ghosts in movies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho4djr/if_males_have_hair_as_long_as_girls_for_our_whole/ (Joshywawawa)
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Yo imagine one day we all dream and we end up in the same dream server and get stuck there like sword art online

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho4das/yo_imagine_one_day_we_all_dream_and_we_end_up_in/ ([deleted])
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If reincarnation is definite, then you could have been a chicken slaughtered before then you was born into a human then ate yourself for dinner.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho4bft/if_reincarnation_is_definite_then_you_could_have/ (chrisfowell1)
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To look a younger version of yourself you have to look at an older picture

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho49qm/to_look_a_younger_version_of_yourself_you_have_to/ ([deleted])
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When you’re fighting constant pain any moment you return to normal feels like ecstasy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho47bu/when_youre_fighting_constant_pain_any_moment_you/ (Percy_Julian)
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If ghosts existed, most of them wouldn't be humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho46zv/if_ghosts_existed_most_of_them_wouldnt_be_humans/ (ElCopeau)
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Most ghosts are not friendly if the creator of Casper made sure to add that he was a friendly ghost.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho46uy/most_ghosts_are_not_friendly_if_the_creator_of/ ([deleted])
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The smell you are smelling is your nose telling you what it is filtering from the air

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho46h4/the_smell_you_are_smelling_is_your_nose_telling/ (hn8086)
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When you touch something you automaticly know what it would feel like to lick it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho45uq/when_you_touch_something_you_automaticly_know/ (HideOnBush010)
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There's probably a whole new wave of trauma victims as a result of parents testing snapchat filters on their children

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho44qe/theres_probably_a_whole_new_wave_of_trauma/ (anaouf4space)
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When it comes to something you don’t want to go too but the person hosting it is someone you really like you either get upset that you where invited or offended you didn’t get invited

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho446o/when_it_comes_to_something_you_dont_want_to_go/ (Lights-On-Bitch)
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Drug sniffing dogs get higher than some people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho43t0/drug_sniffing_dogs_get_higher_than_some_people/ (CheeseGoodDogGood)
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You’ve probably never seen a telephone pole being installed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho418b/youve_probably_never_seen_a_telephone_pole_being/ ([deleted])
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Kids who grew up in circular houses never got put in time out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho402g/kids_who_grew_up_in_circular_houses_never_got_put/ (buttchomper)
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The rich part of town has the biggest criminals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho400c/the_rich_part_of_town_has_the_biggest_criminals/ ([deleted])
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Most men would agree that the strechyest skin on their body is on their dick.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho3zg1/most_men_would_agree_that_the_strechyest_skin_on/ (myusername2238)
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It's a really good thing that when you cut our hair and nails that it doesn't hurt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho3wfz/its_a_really_good_thing_that_when_you_cut_our/ (LaikasDad)
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Referring to applying sunscreen as "Covering yourself in a Titanium Sheild to protect you from deadly radiation from a 1.4 million kilometer wide Nuclear Fusion Reactor" would encourage more people to wear sunscreen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho3vvl/referring_to_applying_sunscreen_as_covering/ (totally_not_elon69)
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people breathe heavy when they are scared but exhale heavy when they are tired

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho3vp6/people_breathe_heavy_when_they_are_scared_but/ (SamoDaking)
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Selfies are extra narcissistic. Narcissus just looked at himself in the pond; selfies invite a crowd.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho3v2x/selfies_are_extra_narcissistic_narcissus_just/ (FortWest)
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You’ve probably seen more ads then movies in your life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho3usl/youve_probably_seen_more_ads_then_movies_in_your/ (DIGITYDAWG22)
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We change but want the musicians we love to stay the same so we can get the feeling of our old selves back when we listen to them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho3uov/we_change_but_want_the_musicians_we_love_to_stay/ (ihtxmade)
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Anti-maskers hate wearing masks because they can't stand all the hot garbage that comes out of their mouths.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho3u51/antimaskers_hate_wearing_masks_because_they_cant/ (kenneth8112)
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It probably sucks to be a smartphone; You're worked tirelessly every day, you see unspeakable things, and when you finally die, you're brought back to life for more

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho3tie/it_probably_sucks_to_be_a_smartphone_youre_worked/ (seirfemdeef)
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Being a world-famous spy is pretty insulting to your profession

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho3q6l/being_a_worldfamous_spy_is_pretty_insulting_to/ (GDTheRealMudkip)
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We often want to draw on paper so that it looks like it was made in a computer, and draw on a computer to that it looks hand painted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho3o07/we_often_want_to_draw_on_paper_so_that_it_looks/ (gilivanili)
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If there was an episode of The Walking Dead where they discovered that they could avoid turning into zombies by wearing masks, and they all said "nah, can't be bothered," viewers would complain that it wasn't plausible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho3n4l/if_there_was_an_episode_of_the_walking_dead_where/ (DullBoy68)
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The transition from tadpole to frog is probably the greatest real life Pokémon evolution

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho3kds/the_transition_from_tadpole_to_frog_is_probably/ (2020Chapter)
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Milk smells sour before it ever turns sour

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho3inq/milk_smells_sour_before_it_ever_turns_sour/ (Mukaiam)
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Being invisible would suck because the light wouldn't hit your eyes and you'll be blind

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho3gtz/being_invisible_would_suck_because_the_light/ (i-like-to-be-wooshed)
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Every day is the beginning of a new year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho3gmk/every_day_is_the_beginning_of_a_new_year/ (Fodziin)
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Aquarium fish either have no deep thoughts , or have existential crises every moment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ho3f01/aquarium_fish_either_have_no_deep_thoughts_or/ (smedsterwho)
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It's actually pretty hard to go your entire life without sticking SOMETHING up your butt

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnqfgl/its_actually_pretty_hard_to_go_your_entire_life/ (ColdCrimson)
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Earth is the deadliest planet in the universe. Nobody ever died on any other planet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnqdoj/earth_is_the_deadliest_planet_in_the_universe/ (sack_maddik)
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Empire Strikes Back was a movie that treated children like adults

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnqagt/empire_strikes_back_was_a_movie_that_treated/ (kraesenpind)
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There are only two types of people; us, and assholes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnq9uy/there_are_only_two_types_of_people_us_and_assholes/ (mabsam)
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Trash pandas before humans existed were just trash

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnq8xt/trash_pandas_before_humans_existed_were_just_trash/ (Spacemann7)
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Jeff Bezos’ life insurance must be astronomical.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnq8ic/jeff_bezos_life_insurance_must_be_astronomical/ (roastedtoperfection)
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Some people would literally eat shit if it meant their enemy had to smell their breath

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnq8bq/some_people_would_literally_eat_shit_if_it_meant/ (yoku651)
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Wayne Gretzky is wrong. You can’t miss a shot if you don’t take it in the first place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnq3nj/wayne_gretzky_is_wrong_you_cant_miss_a_shot_if/ (MansNotHot772)
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Fish don’t really need to worry about getting dirty and cleaning off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnq2nm/fish_dont_really_need_to_worry_about_getting/ (Execute-order_66)
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Polygamy makes more sense when a woman has multiple husbands. Most females can have sex more frequently than males (multiple times in a row!). Plus the financials would work out better with less children to support.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnq210/polygamy_makes_more_sense_when_a_woman_has/ (Boxandwhiskerplot)
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Most people aren’t afraid to die, they’re afraid of how they’re going to die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnq1nc/most_people_arent_afraid_to_die_theyre_afraid_of/ (DooughnutTheDooggoo)
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Mosquitoes are a failed evolution of vampires

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnpy7f/mosquitoes_are_a_failed_evolution_of_vampires/ (RedditBoi696969)
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If a sound is loud enough it will just be silent because your eardrums will burst.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnpxaj/if_a_sound_is_loud_enough_it_will_just_be_silent/ (DollywoodBlvd)
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Post nut clarity is a moment where you can ask your brain it's own rational take about something

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnpwaq/post_nut_clarity_is_a_moment_where_you_can_ask/ (whamjayd)
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Cetaphil looks and feels like sperm

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnpsqn/cetaphil_looks_and_feels_like_sperm/ (Necessarily_Addicted)
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TV commercials aren't allowed to show the actual act of drinking. A lot of lives would improve if they did the same for showing a credit card being swiped

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnpsnz/tv_commercials_arent_allowed_to_show_the_actual/ (kthxtyler)
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An 18 year old can legally adopt a 17 year old

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnpr1x/an_18_year_old_can_legally_adopt_a_17_year_old/ (mafiaworks_08)
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Mars is a failed earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnpp87/mars_is_a_failed_earth/ (Wifiscifi)
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Babies/young kids and old people are so different to the rest of the population

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnpovm/babiesyoung_kids_and_old_people_are_so_different/ (Rimini201)
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Humans might forget their dreams so quickly in order to not mix them up with real memories

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnplqr/humans_might_forget_their_dreams_so_quickly_in/ (__Execute__)
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Field-medics only extend the duration of battles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnpkxm/fieldmedics_only_extend_the_duration_of_battles/ (Tjibby)
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Dracula is the real batman.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnpiox/dracula_is_the_real_batman/ (horsetoothrockefella)
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You can post your shit in shitpost places

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnpfoi/you_can_post_your_shit_in_shitpost_places/ (Yunusluborek)
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Schools are suposed to faster teach us things that live would give us alone, but we spend most of our lives there anyway. Sometimes we don't even make it to milestone of getting out of school and we pass out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnpbqq/schools_are_suposed_to_faster_teach_us_things/ (Alienoid_TV)
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Cheerios are ant bagels

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnpb7c/cheerios_are_ant_bagels/ (dednigerstorage)
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All the original emoticons were bald.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnp8qu/all_the_original_emoticons_were_bald/ (Never-everland)
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Candy commercials make the candy look more like drugs than actual candy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnp82t/candy_commercials_make_the_candy_look_more_like/ (WhatToPutHereLol)
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the burrito wrap is the tortilla. if the burrito is in a casing like an aluminum foil, it is the burrito wrap wrapper. then the person doing that is the burrito wrap wrapper wrapper. then if you ate a burrito wrap you are the burrito wrap wrapper wrapper who is also a burrito wrap wrapper

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnp7w4/the_burrito_wrap_is_the_tortilla_if_the_burrito/ (AoH_Ruthless)
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You know your girlfriend is classes ahead of you when she’s never heard of shake ‘n bake chicken

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnp6lq/you_know_your_girlfriend_is_classes_ahead_of_you/ (influencedbyyou)
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Humans have a built in sleep mode

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnp66d/humans_have_a_built_in_sleep_mode/ (fullautoluxcommie)
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It's probably referred to as the PP because it's pain and pleasure

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnp5yn/its_probably_referred_to_as_the_pp_because_its/ (rnielsen777)
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You Don’t put Bananas In The Fridge Or Freezer, But You Do Put A Lot Of Banana Flavoured Things In The Fridge Or Freezer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnp58h/you_dont_put_bananas_in_the_fridge_or_freezer_but/ (WRSA)
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The enforcement of wearing masks probably makes it easier for minors to buy alcohol with someone else's ID.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnp51j/the_enforcement_of_wearing_masks_probably_makes/ (Smilgrim)
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People don't change from within, they change as a result of outside influences, but only if within approves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnp489/people_dont_change_from_within_they_change_as_a/ (Col_Wm_Kilgore)
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It's easy to remember and preview other people's faces in your mind but it's very difficult to visualise your own face

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnp3la/its_easy_to_remember_and_preview_other_peoples/ (PocketAlex)
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In a masked world, mouth wash brands are in a strangely perilously position.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnp3fd/in_a_masked_world_mouth_wash_brands_are_in_a/ (toolargo)
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Despite both having the same prefix, both millipede and milligram have opposite meanings for ‘milli’

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnp2hu/despite_both_having_the_same_prefix_both/ (Chemonaut)
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There’s an exact wealth cutoff where you’ve never heard of shake and bake chicken

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnp1mx/theres_an_exact_wealth_cutoff_where_youve_never/ ([deleted])
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If the internet was a person it would need help.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnox32/if_the_internet_was_a_person_it_would_need_help/ (nextup_in_synthwave)
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With all the bodily functions surprisingly nobody has named the number 3, 4 and 5

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnox2b/with_all_the_bodily_functions_surprisingly_nobody/ (Seedpound)
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The idea of a dry skin season implies there is also a wet skin season or (in the very least, but certainly not less frightening sense) a moist skin season.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnovpx/the_idea_of_a_dry_skin_season_implies_there_is/ (jessybaer_1)
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There are two types of people: those who believe there are two types of people, and those who don’t

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnovkv/there_are_two_types_of_people_those_who_believe/ (MarinersFan28)
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Hypothermia is the coolest way to die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnouhh/hypothermia_is_the_coolest_way_to_die/ (H4x0rus)
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Sokka’s first girlfriend really loved him to the moon and back, but never came back

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnospe/sokkas_first_girlfriend_really_loved_him_to_the/ (grove4lyf)
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"I came to a realization " has a whole new meaning thanks to post-nut clarity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnos6p/i_came_to_a_realization_has_a_whole_new_meaning/ (labambabeef21)
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People play games to escape from their responsibilities, just to embody someone with 10 times as much as their own

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnoryv/people_play_games_to_escape_from_their/ (Pizzamelon1)
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If you rarely travel anywhere then you probably pass by the place you will die often.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnorf3/if_you_rarely_travel_anywhere_then_you_probably/ (Crumblecakez)
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Being dead is only a pain for other people not for yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnoq3g/being_dead_is_only_a_pain_for_other_people_not/ (Epicwater35)
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All South Koreans have ancestry with North Korea, so therefore, South Koreans could technically be considered part-North Korean.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnopty/all_south_koreans_have_ancestry_with_north_korea/ (hard_korean)
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Hats are hairlines for bald people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnooup/hats_are_hairlines_for_bald_people/ (Nippelz)
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Naruto would've been a terrible ninja had he not learned shadow clone from the forbidden scroll

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnon3x/naruto_wouldve_been_a_terrible_ninja_had_he_not/ (Ad_vocatus)
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There is a point where a kite stops being a kite and starts being a parachute

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnon0b/there_is_a_point_where_a_kite_stops_being_a_kite/ (jimmyjb07)
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There are probably more strands of hair on earth than there are trees on earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnomtn/there_are_probably_more_strands_of_hair_on_earth/ (Jaxerfp)
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If we use precise enough measurements, you've probably never been in the same position twice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnokbt/if_we_use_precise_enough_measurements_youve/ (FrostMage198)
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We still don't know who let the dogs out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnojms/we_still_dont_know_who_let_the_dogs_out/ (Web0l)
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Everything in the universe is either a potato or not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnojkm/everything_in_the_universe_is_either_a_potato_or/ (segelfliegerpaul)
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It's a real disappointment we haven't bred ridable birds yet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnojh0/its_a_real_disappointment_we_havent_bred_ridable/ (PaysInPickles)
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The love of your life and the life of your love is the same thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnoioh/the_love_of_your_life_and_the_life_of_your_love/ (Brgermaister)
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Tattoo artists will stab you in the back.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnogci/tattoo_artists_will_stab_you_in_the_back/ (MyCatParts)
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Deaf people are Probably really good at charades

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnogb0/deaf_people_are_probably_really_good_at_charades/ (squiddy555)
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The colour of belt you have in martial art is also kinda the colour you can make someone if they attack you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnog2a/the_colour_of_belt_you_have_in_martial_art_is/ (Orfeoula42)
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Every great scientific discovery is preceded by a lab tech getting chewed out for producing bullshit data.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnofda/every_great_scientific_discovery_is_preceded_by_a/ (Lodestone123)
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Growing up is realizing you also need to ask questions and be interested in other people’s life at family diners instead of only talking about your own.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnobru/growing_up_is_realizing_you_also_need_to_ask/ (Sie-Valen)
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A gram of uranium contains 20 billion calories, that's enough for once you eat it, you will never need to eat for the rest of your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hno9zw/a_gram_of_uranium_contains_20_billion_calories/ (bricksheffield)
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They never did tell us how to get to Sesame Street.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hno9hl/they_never_did_tell_us_how_to_get_to_sesame_street/ (FievelGoWest)
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Sleeping is the ultimate "fake it till you make it"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hno9fq/sleeping_is_the_ultimate_fake_it_till_you_make_it/ (rlbustos)
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The reason many superheroes have no killing rules is so that the writers can keep reusing the same villains

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hno94r/the_reason_many_superheroes_have_no_killing_rules/ (icemage7777777)
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Helicopters are the motorcycles of the sky

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hno87j/helicopters_are_the_motorcycles_of_the_sky/ (Marcofromda510)
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Newly created vampires can't get erections due to lack of blood.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hno70n/newly_created_vampires_cant_get_erections_due_to/ (Kingflares)
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The tetris game teaches you how to arrange your things in the car, the move, your battle station, your house, etc. but it teaches you indirectly how to do it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hno4mw/the_tetris_game_teaches_you_how_to_arrange_your/ (Isacobs_35160_LHM)
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Lizards are in a constant state of doing push-ups with every step, yet they don’t have a huge chest or triceps.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hno4gk/lizards_are_in_a_constant_state_of_doing_pushups/ (seekdiscomfort)
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Ginger ale tastes Australian. (Is it just me?)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hno2yc/ginger_ale_tastes_australian_is_it_just_me/ (JohnnyBucanneer)
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With a UV camera, everyone using suncream is doing black face.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hno130/with_a_uv_camera_everyone_using_suncream_is_doing/ (Extreme-Napper)
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If you were to travel at light speed and look behind you, you could see yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnnz4t/if_you_were_to_travel_at_light_speed_and_look/ (theslimycowboy)
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The moment you're told to stand up straight/still it becomes much harder to stand straight or still

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnnyvj/the_moment_youre_told_to_stand_up_straightstill/ (Kamichu1)
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A completely blind person could still learn to speak sign language.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnnxwo/a_completely_blind_person_could_still_learn_to/ (RightKitKat)
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The Kardashian empire is founded on a terribly made porno.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnnxtg/the_kardashian_empire_is_founded_on_a_terribly/ (xG_Pup)
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A deleted browser history can be equally as problematic as one that wasn't deleted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnnxhl/a_deleted_browser_history_can_be_equally_as/ (JohnO500)
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Any book can be a self help book if you are dumb enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnnuuy/any_book_can_be_a_self_help_book_if_you_are_dumb/ (JohnnyBucanneer)
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Unintended bonus of wearing a mask: not having to deal with the smell in public restrooms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnnudy/unintended_bonus_of_wearing_a_mask_not_having_to/ (Khoalb)
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Getting a full set of leather armour is harder than getting a full set of iron armour.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnnu4u/getting_a_full_set_of_leather_armour_is_harder/ (btrappo17)
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We are never in a state of dryness or wetness exclusively.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnnsex/we_are_never_in_a_state_of_dryness_or_wetness/ (Sirspiderhands)
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With some effort, you could read texts written thousands of years before the ʙɪʙʟᴇ was

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnnsax/with_some_effort_you_could_read_texts_written/ (AxialGem)
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Replying with a correct answer to something that says "Wrong answers only" is, technically, also a wrong answer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnnqcg/replying_with_a_correct_answer_to_something_that/ (MasterTobes)
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Saying “don’t trust anything you read on the internet” on the internet creates a paradox

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnnq8p/saying_dont_trust_anything_you_read_on_the/ (jayray111)
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all mainstream and academic ideas of abject poverty are produced by people who don’t experience it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnnouy/all_mainstream_and_academic_ideas_of_abject/ (grove4lyf)
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Never loan money to friends. Give it as a gift (within reason). Otherwise resentment will eventually destroy the relationship.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnnop9/never_loan_money_to_friends_give_it_as_a_gift/ (2point5children)
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The youngest picture of you is actually the oldest picture of you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnnoan/the_youngest_picture_of_you_is_actually_the/ (jimmystrong2)
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Humans being able to use every other living being for their own uses and colonise their territories proves that it is the smartest who emerges victorious not the strongest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnno28/humans_being_able_to_use_every_other_living_being/ (syndicate1024)
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You're always one decision away from changing the trajectory of your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnnnp8/youre_always_one_decision_away_from_changing_the/ (Witty-Army)
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A day without sun is night

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnnlvi/a_day_without_sun_is_night/ (ImKashif)
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No matter who you are or what you have, there's always something you want.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnnky1/no_matter_who_you_are_or_what_you_have_theres/ (CrimsonComet777)
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Cauliflower either tastes like ass or ass tastes like cauliflower

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnnkwa/cauliflower_either_tastes_like_ass_or_ass_tastes/ (JoshJoshson13)
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57 is divisible by 19

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnnhmz/57_is_divisible_by_19/ ([deleted])
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Vampires would make good pastry chefs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnnhb9/vampires_would_make_good_pastry_chefs/ (JoshTheNash)
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Childhood fairy tales can make good titles for fetish porn movies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnnfi2/childhood_fairy_tales_can_make_good_titles_for/ (pagan_girl)
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People who have lived for 113 years lived long enough to become teenagers again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnnejh/people_who_have_lived_for_113_years_lived_long/ (ABigNothingBurger)
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We expose part of our skeletal system when we are happy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnne1l/we_expose_part_of_our_skeletal_system_when_we_are/ (DeadYen)
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Saying you retired your car can have 2 separate meanings (Retired or re-tired, can’t tell if it’s hyphenated when said)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnncid/saying_you_retired_your_car_can_have_2_separate/ (yessah21)
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The brain is the only organ that is aware of itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnnbpv/the_brain_is_the_only_organ_that_is_aware_of/ (AbsolutZero1321)
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You are controlled by electricity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnnbm7/you_are_controlled_by_electricity/ (ImKashif)
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When you're watching porn, you're basically a virtual version of cuckold

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnnb39/when_youre_watching_porn_youre_basically_a/ (francois_nibber)
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The opposite of a nightmare is a daydream

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnn9mb/the_opposite_of_a_nightmare_is_a_daydream/ (an_emo_dorknerd)
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Death would either be more or less scary if we knew what happened afterwards

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnn83z/death_would_either_be_more_or_less_scary_if_we/ (Strikethat4)
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The people that make terms of service are pissed that no one reads them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnn7n1/the_people_that_make_terms_of_service_are_pissed/ (Captain-Murica4)
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Unboxing videos are probably more useful for repackaging something than for opening something brand new

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnn7iu/unboxing_videos_are_probably_more_useful_for/ (par5ul1)
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Due to conservation of energy and the butterfly effect, a wind chime can significantly affect the weather thousands of miles away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnn6c0/due_to_conservation_of_energy_and_the_butterfly/ (chessant2014)
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If humans are disgusted by cockroaches then cockroaches might be disgusted by us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnn5vl/if_humans_are_disgusted_by_cockroaches_then/ (bedopedontsmoke)
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'That's fantastic!' could be taken as a discouraging insult, especially in the past

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnn51q/thats_fantastic_could_be_taken_as_a_discouraging/ (AxialGem)
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We all know what to do in life, we just forgot it at some point so we could choose something else

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnn4z2/we_all_know_what_to_do_in_life_we_just_forgot_it/ (darkkboi)
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Since The Matrix was released in 1999, cellphones have been replacing landlines and payphones, the only way that we were shown how to get out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnn47d/since_the_matrix_was_released_in_1999_cellphones/ (Hairyballzak)
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If you focus on it doing it, you can actually feel yourself switching senses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnn3hr/if_you_focus_on_it_doing_it_you_can_actually_feel/ (tombstonekid8394)
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Those with super regeneration like Wolverine or Deadpool have to frequently trim their nails and shave their body hair

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnn29s/those_with_super_regeneration_like_wolverine_or/ (ichigohatake)
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Humans are getter more intelligent and dumber as technology advances

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnn1uy/humans_are_getter_more_intelligent_and_dumber_as/ ([deleted])
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You ain’t sh*t and you are sh*t are both insults

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnn1rj/you_aint_sht_and_you_are_sht_are_both_insults/ (KaGoblin)
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Every corpse on Everest was once an extremely motivated person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnn1nm/every_corpse_on_everest_was_once_an_extremely/ (S4ndy_m4n)
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You’ve probably walked further than you’ve flown.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnn1gl/youve_probably_walked_further_than_youve_flown/ (SquareKnight697)
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If beauty sleep was really a thing, Rip Van Winkle would have woken up as a male super model.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnn19p/if_beauty_sleep_was_really_a_thing_rip_van_winkle/ (Long_Duc_Dong)
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Air conditioning is Earth’s form of life support.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnn0f6/air_conditioning_is_earths_form_of_life_support/ (ElectronicHeart29)
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Lgbtq+ people who had to hide that they were queer is a lot like the Jedi having to not be Jedi

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnn060/lgbtq_people_who_had_to_hide_that_they_were_queer/ (French-dudev2)
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All cartoon characters that had kids had to do the nasty at one point so R34 of those characters could be entirely accurate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnmzy5/all_cartoon_characters_that_had_kids_had_to_do/ (EbolaClown)
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You can’t tell if it’s hyphenated or not when it’s being said

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnmz2v/you_cant_tell_if_its_hyphenated_or_not_when_its/ ([deleted])
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It’s harder not to laugh whenever you’re not supposed to

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnmxdi/its_harder_not_to_laugh_whenever_youre_not/ (Pipirazz)
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Zombie farts probably smell terrible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnmw48/zombie_farts_probably_smell_terrible/ (GenghisKhan1206)
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The meteor that killed the dinosaurs created billions of birds with one stone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnmtli/the_meteor_that_killed_the_dinosaurs_created/ (eloh1m)
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Adam and Eve probably didn't have belly buttons because they weren't born and so there was no umbilical cord.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnmtc1/adam_and_eve_probably_didnt_have_belly_buttons/ (Soviet_Ninjas6276)
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The "intersection of" is news speak for issue creep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnmrzd/the_intersection_of_is_news_speak_for_issue_creep/ (VerbotenPublish)
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As much as you hate advertising, most of the content you love wouldn't exist without it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnmrg0/as_much_as_you_hate_advertising_most_of_the/ (IJusHerSoIDntGetFind)
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Depression makes people actively avoid quests in the MMORPG that is Life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnmr5z/depression_makes_people_actively_avoid_quests_in/ (Employee724)
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Trauma is a bigger gateway to hard drugs than marijuana.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnmqft/trauma_is_a_bigger_gateway_to_hard_drugs_than/ (IJusHerSoIDntGetFind)
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All ideas are game changing if executed correctly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnmqfb/all_ideas_are_game_changing_if_executed_correctly/ (lastborncat)
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Masks, earbuds, and glasses all rest in/on your ears in one way or another, and it's totally reasonable for you to be wearing all three at once

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnmq3v/masks_earbuds_and_glasses_all_rest_inon_your_ears/ (Mattp11111)
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Mildew can cause a mild "ew"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnmptz/mildew_can_cause_a_mild_ew/ (maxi1134)
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Cold showers remind you of the public swimming pool

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnmoq2/cold_showers_remind_you_of_the_public_swimming/ (Suthrnr)
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The people that are going out wearing masks are going to have a very interesting tan

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnmo1i/the_people_that_are_going_out_wearing_masks_are/ (Wicked_And_Divine)
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When you think of a Rubik's Cube you probably don't think of a solved one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnmlp5/when_you_think_of_a_rubiks_cube_you_probably_dont/ (GolbFlashback)
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Most of these probably weren’t actually thought of in the shower.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnml42/most_of_these_probably_werent_actually_thought_of/ (sharkslionsbears)
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Badminton is a great pastime for camping. You can swat bugs between swatting the birdie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnmhem/badminton_is_a_great_pastime_for_camping_you_can/ (unique_useyourname)
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That feeling when you have a conversation with someone in your mind ahead of the actual conversation. It goes so well, you decide not to even speak to the person IRL.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnmggm/that_feeling_when_you_have_a_conversation_with/ ([deleted])
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The idea of Grandma and Great Grandma implies there is a higher form of Ma out there, Prime-ma

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnmg21/the_idea_of_grandma_and_great_grandma_implies/ (GFCBayfish)
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when you heat up a liquid it turns into a gas, but eggs will always turn into a solid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnmf3l/when_you_heat_up_a_liquid_it_turns_into_a_gas_but/ (Comathan)
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Basicaly saying "cat fishing" you are saying "pussy hunting"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnme7a/basicaly_saying_cat_fishing_you_are_saying_pussy/ (CRISTI11219)
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Good memories are easier to forget than bad memories

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnmdq0/good_memories_are_easier_to_forget_than_bad/ (Jonas-SHSL-Luck)
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We really take for granted the ability to pick up small objects just by pressing down on them with our thumb.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnmctk/we_really_take_for_granted_the_ability_to_pick_up/ (GiantSizeManThing)
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Anything is chewing gum if you don't swallow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnmcqh/anything_is_chewing_gum_if_you_dont_swallow/ (ScalpelUser)
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There's no such thing as a completely original or unique idea. And most of us have difficulty admitting that, because it makes us feel less important than we would like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnmb6v/theres_no_such_thing_as_a_completely_original_or/ (bored_messiah)
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We are at a point where we can't have a crucial conversation with someone without having our cellphone out recording it, and thus the goal of the conversation becomes the reaction that video will produce instead of actually learning and listening to the conversation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnmagd/we_are_at_a_point_where_we_cant_have_a_crucial/ (buckeyespud)
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Fish probably consider the river going under a bridge as an underpass.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnma4w/fish_probably_consider_the_river_going_under_a/ (OptimisticPlatypus)
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Tampon wrappers are meant to be discrete yet everybody knows what they look like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnm9a2/tampon_wrappers_are_meant_to_be_discrete_yet/ (nickle3663)
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Evry random sound you make with your mauth is a letter of the alphabet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnm99n/evry_random_sound_you_make_with_your_mauth_is_a/ ([deleted])
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Adam from the story of Adam and Eve was the first incel...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnm8km/adam_from_the_story_of_adam_and_eve_was_the_first/ (cockcouncil)
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Stainless steel implies it was already stained before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnm7z4/stainless_steel_implies_it_was_already_stained/ (Lord-Toaster)
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You are more likely to fly twice than you are to fly once

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnm6gx/you_are_more_likely_to_fly_twice_than_you_are_to/ (Joel-Daxen)
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When you buy a box of bonbons, you’re really just buying a box of goodgoods.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnm6gr/when_you_buy_a_box_of_bonbons_youre_really_just/ (rybutler)
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Subpar has the opposite meaning when you’re playing golf

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnm62e/subpar_has_the_opposite_meaning_when_youre/ (DrumSpace)
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We realize technology has become a part of us when we never have to worry about forgetting to switch on when charging the phone or laptop.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnm4te/we_realize_technology_has_become_a_part_of_us/ (DueTry9)
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The number of UFO and ghost sightings have remarkably decreased since cameras have been added to almost every mobile phone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnm322/the_number_of_ufo_and_ghost_sightings_have/ (mbehl)
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After his two diss tracks, the people who live around Pewdiepie probably no longer question anything when they see him randomly dancing in the middle of the road

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnm1ax/after_his_two_diss_tracks_the_people_who_live/ (SwordOfSierra)
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Mirror cleaning is really the only job you could see yourself doing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnm0tl/mirror_cleaning_is_really_the_only_job_you_could/ (Powneramic)
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You’re dreaming of yourself in a different universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnm02u/youre_dreaming_of_yourself_in_a_different_universe/ (Wifiscifi)
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If you ever feel useless, just remember that there are subtitles for the "Minions" movie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnlzd4/if_you_ever_feel_useless_just_remember_that_there/ (Pale_Leader)
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It doesn't look like it, but the bottom of the stream from your tap is moving faster than the top

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnlz8n/it_doesnt_look_like_it_but_the_bottom_of_the/ ([deleted])
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The extinction of the dinosaurs has an anniversary but since it happened so long ago, we don't know on which date it specifically happened.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnlyo9/the_extinction_of_the_dinosaurs_has_an/ (Levi_FtM)
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Once Roby Taxis work flawlessly, eventually we'll just stop owning cars at all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnlxzt/once_roby_taxis_work_flawlessly_eventually_well/ (KiroSkr)
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Spiciness in plants is a defense mechanism to ward off those who eat it, yet us humans go after things like that, and enjoy the feeling that is meant to be painful.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnlxyz/spiciness_in_plants_is_a_defense_mechanism_to/ (JohnnyBucanneer)
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A pregnant woman swimming is a human submarine

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnlwrg/a_pregnant_woman_swimming_is_a_human_submarine/ (ceo_of_dat_ass)
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Rather than a fear of heights, it’s more likely a fear of plummeting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnlwfe/rather_than_a_fear_of_heights_its_more_likely_a/ (beyoncetofupadthai)
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If all Pokémon come from eggs, then none of them can be mammals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnlvwp/if_all_pokémon_come_from_eggs_then_none_of_them/ (Ckupsey100)
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Using your credit card to buy drugs is your bank fronting you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnlvem/using_your_credit_card_to_buy_drugs_is_your_bank/ (Sl1ppin_Jimmy)
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Everyone hates ads but when the teacher plays a video and there’s an ad it’s cool all of a sudden

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnluu7/everyone_hates_ads_but_when_the_teacher_plays_a/ (Cloudsurfer246)
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If you are ever in the hospital, there is a very good chance that several people died in the bed your laying in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnltfu/if_you_are_ever_in_the_hospital_there_is_a_very/ (histry)
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Looking at your phone while pooping feels great at first, but then progressively gets worse and worse

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnlsnh/looking_at_your_phone_while_pooping_feels_great/ (finally_real_)
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The show Unsolved Mysteries is either about really good criminals or really bad detectives depending on how you look at it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnlrkl/the_show_unsolved_mysteries_is_either_about/ (OhNoItsLockett)
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Richie Rich is Dick Rich

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnlq9h/richie_rich_is_dick_rich/ (CedricCSCFL)
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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless, until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnlot2/cigarettes_are_a_lot_like_hamsters_perfectly/ (queuedUp)
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Joey was the deciding factor between Monica meeting Monica in the room in London; Joey was the one who made Phoebe and Mike met on a double date; Joey's story make Rachel and Ross hook up. Joey made every one the group Friends in a couple.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnloi0/joey_was_the_deciding_factor_between_monica/ (Chick3nsWings)
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At some point when normies become extinct, non-normies will become normies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnln8v/at_some_point_when_normies_become_extinct/ (RedditBoi696969)
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At age 30, you’ve spent a month having birthdays

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnlmmb/at_age_30_youve_spent_a_month_having_birthdays/ (IlConteiacula)
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Mosquitos are failed evolution of vampires

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnlm3e/mosquitos_are_failed_evolution_of_vampires/ (Undead-Gaming)
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Fevers are a defense mechanism by your body to try to kill the problem, but are extremely lethal to humans if too high, which makes it seem more as a symptom than an attempt at protection.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnlllr/fevers_are_a_defense_mechanism_by_your_body_to/ (JohnnyBucanneer)
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There are some people that think the Titanic is fiction and wasn't a real boat that really did crashed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnljis/there_are_some_people_that_think_the_titanic_is/ (Mr_DeLonge2004)
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When you use a pedestrian crossing, you are a pedestrian crossing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnliih/when_you_use_a_pedestrian_crossing_you_are_a/ (dino0509)
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You have probably never seen your dad sit in the back of a car

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnlgpr/you_have_probably_never_seen_your_dad_sit_in_the/ (s451208)
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“Faster” and “Fastest” is often slower than “Fast”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnlgly/faster_and_fastest_is_often_slower_than_fast/ (Myamoxomis)
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“Good morning,” “good afternoon,” and “good evening” are all used as greetings, but “good night” is used as a closing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnlg6i/good_morning_good_afternoon_and_good_evening_are/ (dj-scratch-trax)
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You can always tell what kind of person someone is by how they go over speed bumps.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnlf3y/you_can_always_tell_what_kind_of_person_someone/ (MattEagles49)
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Theoretically, in a world fully controlled by a single nation that has inherited all the world's nuclear weapons, the nukes can be used as a sort of Death Star - destructive weapons that can wipe resistance movements normally large enough to bring down a single nation, in one swift stroke.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnlf14/theoretically_in_a_world_fully_controlled_by_a/ (Electragraph)
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At one point in life, you’re first friend is going to die of old age. Then there’s an awkward area where death really sets in as something you truly can’t run from

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnldwa/at_one_point_in_life_youre_first_friend_is_going/ (awang9983)
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If you jump from a tall skyscraper, you can fly for rest of your life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnlcuh/if_you_jump_from_a_tall_skyscraper_you_can_fly/ (shubhanshuojha)
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Gourmet things are never labeled "gourmet" and the things that are, are usually the farthest from it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnlcp1/gourmet_things_are_never_labeled_gourmet_and_the/ (Luigihiji)
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As long as all of the members follow the first 2 rules, there are probably legitimate fight clubs in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnlbsx/as_long_as_all_of_the_members_follow_the_first_2/ (GeneralTsoTso-Tso)
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The genie always says that you can’t wish for more wishes but he never says that you can’t wish for another genie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnlbm0/the_genie_always_says_that_you_cant_wish_for_more/ (JohnFlips2424)
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Maybe dogs don't alert people for medical problems without training because they assume we can do it like them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnlbli/maybe_dogs_dont_alert_people_for_medical_problems/ (chipsimm)
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Premium ads are ads that the app shows you to specifically tell how much it sucks and to switch services

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnla3k/premium_ads_are_ads_that_the_app_shows_you_to/ (thisshouldbevalid)
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The upcoming generation will have the largest personal space bubble of any generation before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnl7va/the_upcoming_generation_will_have_the_largest/ (TetsujinTonbo)
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In order to fall asleep, you have to pretend to be asleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnl7pn/in_order_to_fall_asleep_you_have_to_pretend_to_be/ ([deleted])
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Mercedes is spelt with 3 ‘E’s that have completely different pronunciations

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnl7p6/mercedes_is_spelt_with_3_es_that_have_completely/ ([deleted])
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It's okay to wear a swim suit to get mail, but not your underwear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnl77r/its_okay_to_wear_a_swim_suit_to_get_mail_but_not/ (ChocoBobs)
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If someone asks you if you’re “OK,” you all of a sudden have a problem in everyone’s eyes around you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnl5q7/if_someone_asks_you_if_youre_ok_you_all_of_a/ (iRailAmbien)
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in homophobia you try to control another mans dick and that's gay

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnl572/in_homophobia_you_try_to_control_another_mans/ (crazylazyjake)
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The inside of our body will live in eternal darkness if we are lucky and don't have to undergo any surgery.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnl422/the_inside_of_our_body_will_live_in_eternal/ (Toxic-Plasma-900)
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It may be a worthwhile strategy for shops to place the milk and bread that is close to being out of date to the back of the shelf.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnl3rz/it_may_be_a_worthwhile_strategy_for_shops_to/ (JackBrightside)
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An 18 year old can legally adopt a 17 year old

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnl10q/an_18_year_old_can_legally_adopt_a_17_year_old/ (nazhuman49)
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Somewhere in the world, there was the most beautiful wood/branch gun that we would always would look for as kids. Yet no one ever had the chance to play with it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnl0ef/somewhere_in_the_world_there_was_the_most/ (Omie454)
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When the Devil is really desperate for souls, his first choice is to go to Georgia.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnkzuj/when_the_devil_is_really_desperate_for_souls_his/ (PapaJaundice)
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All of these people who refuse to wear masks are the reason we have to have warnings on coffee cups.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnkzdr/all_of_these_people_who_refuse_to_wear_masks_are/ (TheGeekPub)
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A lot of our real human emotion comes from watching other people go through fake human emotions in movies and TV shows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnkxps/a_lot_of_our_real_human_emotion_comes_from/ (kranitoko)
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Whenever someone being sacrificed for the greater good is talked about, it is always a commoner

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnkw6d/whenever_someone_being_sacrificed_for_the_greater/ (heykarlll)
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People are more in love with the idea of s’mores, than s’mores themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnkvyk/people_are_more_in_love_with_the_idea_of_smores/ (Pianomann69)
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Dying is when your skeleton finally hatches.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnkuyn/dying_is_when_your_skeleton_finally_hatches/ (Munching-Banana)
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You can lose yourself and find yourself in music.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnkuuh/you_can_lose_yourself_and_find_yourself_in_music/ (puzh_buttonz)
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Even humans have expiration dates.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnkuix/even_humans_have_expiration_dates/ (Simply-Cris)
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Amazon has the potential to make several banks go bankrupt

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnkuas/amazon_has_the_potential_to_make_several_banks_go/ (NotYourTypicalAlpha)
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2021 will probably be the first year in a while in which most of humanity will agree that it was better than the last one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnkri7/2021_will_probably_be_the_first_year_in_a_while/ (Kaick_Filipe47)
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Mermaids with humans are acceptable but centaurs with humans is not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnkr4b/mermaids_with_humans_are_acceptable_but_centaurs/ (Medical_Shotgun)
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all the motivational quotes or inspirational messages don’t work, the only true way to be motivated is to have those epiphanies yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnkqy2/all_the_motivational_quotes_or_inspirational/ (andrewgordnier)
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When you’re a kid being the oldest is better, when you’re an adult being the youngest is better

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnkq9l/when_youre_a_kid_being_the_oldest_is_better_when/ (DaL3gEnd)
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Complaining that the characters were dumb when taking about a movie is a weird complaint considering how many dumb people are out there

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnkq6m/complaining_that_the_characters_were_dumb_when/ (Elijahmarche)
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Your Lap is the Only Part of Your Body, Whose Existence Solely Depends on Your Position.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnkozl/your_lap_is_the_only_part_of_your_body_whose/ (DraygoonGreen)
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Pretty ironic that Land-O-Lakes removed the native woman from their label but kept the land

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnknhh/pretty_ironic_that_landolakes_removed_the_native/ (MrMagistrate)
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Hamtaro would not get into so much trouble if he was not so attractive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnknc4/hamtaro_would_not_get_into_so_much_trouble_if_he/ (SturmgeschutzVI)
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Shakira songs could easily be covered by the Beegees based on their similar singing techniques

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnkmyx/shakira_songs_could_easily_be_covered_by_the/ (immabettaboithanu)
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Eating another human being is cannibalism, but eating tiny pieces of yourself is just recycling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnkm7v/eating_another_human_being_is_cannibalism_but/ (Professor_Bookman)
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Any cookie is bite sized if you try hard enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnkljr/any_cookie_is_bite_sized_if_you_try_hard_enough/ (thats_kinda_E_P_I_C)
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You can niether prove nor deny that the universe with all your memories are born 10 seconds ago.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnkk20/you_can_niether_prove_nor_deny_that_the_universe/ ([deleted])
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Many of our caveman instincts are seen as rude and disgusting by modern society.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnkjm0/many_of_our_caveman_instincts_are_seen_as_rude/ (-yes-yes-yes-yes-)
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What's inedible really changes with how hungry you are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnkig8/whats_inedible_really_changes_with_how_hungry_you/ (Saywhhhaat)
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Think of how many people have amazing genes for a sport they'll never pursue

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnkfja/think_of_how_many_people_have_amazing_genes_for_a/ (Nathanaelzee)
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In Tom and Jerry, Tom is actually the good guy, contrary to what all kids think when they watch the show.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnkf6l/in_tom_and_jerry_tom_is_actually_the_good_guy/ (GrannyOnRoids)
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Everything makes sense if you don’t think about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnkf0o/everything_makes_sense_if_you_dont_think_about_it/ (Keep_on_Cubing)
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Most aren't that crafty, they basically think everybody else is stupid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnke3r/most_arent_that_crafty_they_basically_think/ (Seedpound)
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It's crazy we believe in a deceased man from thousands of years ago, but we can't believe in ourselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnkdmv/its_crazy_we_believe_in_a_deceased_man_from/ (ClutchPoppa)
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Hairdressing scenes are weird because a hairstylist did an actor's hair so they could pretend to get their hair done.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnkbop/hairdressing_scenes_are_weird_because_a/ (TBroomey)
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It takes all four elements to make a cup of tea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnkb2b/it_takes_all_four_elements_to_make_a_cup_of_tea/ (JohnnyBucanneer)
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Their are two base types of bullies, the unpopular ones who hate themselves and the popular ones who love themselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnk9eb/their_are_two_base_types_of_bullies_the_unpopular/ (Taetsuki7)
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If someone asks if we are hungry, we often look at a clock instead of asking ourselves if we're hungry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnk982/if_someone_asks_if_we_are_hungry_we_often_look_at/ (nicedigbick)
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If you hear people chanting "Jerry, Jerry, Jerry" You know what Jerry they're talking about

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnk95e/if_you_hear_people_chanting_jerry_jerry_jerry_you/ (PacerLee)
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What's inedible really changes with how hungry you are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnk93k/whats_inedible_really_changes_with_how_hungry_you/ (Saywhhhaat)
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When you turn on a flashlight, YOU launch the fastest man made object ever. Some beams of light created by you turning on the flashlight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnk8yv/when_you_turn_on_a_flashlight_you_launch_the/ (DarkVeneno)
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Taking a guess and getting the correct answer is almost always more exciting than already knowing the correct answer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnk8fa/taking_a_guess_and_getting_the_correct_answer_is/ (smokeymctokerson)
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If Jonah was into vore, the lords punishment would have actually been a reward

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnk5y0/if_jonah_was_into_vore_the_lords_punishment_would/ (69KidsInMyBasement)
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First you believe in Santa then you don't then you are Santa and at last you look like Santa

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnk5gx/first_you_believe_in_santa_then_you_dont_then_you/ (HoneyHamster9)
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Everyone wearing masks everywhere must really suck for deaf people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnk58g/everyone_wearing_masks_everywhere_must_really/ (SrA_Saltypants)
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Most of school is spent in warm clothes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnk4ph/most_of_school_is_spent_in_warm_clothes/ (reddit-boi69)
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Tom is actually the good guy, contrary to what all kids believe when they watch the show.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnk4di/tom_is_actually_the_good_guy_contrary_to_what_all/ ([deleted])
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If 0 is nothing, and we put 0s at the end of numbers to make them bigger, then we make numbers bigger by adding nothing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnk2gw/if_0_is_nothing_and_we_put_0s_at_the_end_of/ (Traxathon)
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Many laws and regulations were probably written I. Response to actions carried out by a small number of people with undiagnosed mental health problems.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnk27b/many_laws_and_regulations_were_probably_written_i/ (big_macaroons)
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We all know almost all the dog breeds but very few of us know cat breeds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnk1o6/we_all_know_almost_all_the_dog_breeds_but_very/ (mapucheeddie)
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Most human bones will never see daylight in their existence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnjzsv/most_human_bones_will_never_see_daylight_in_their/ (thefairlyeviltwin)
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Most people nowadays are focused on stoping unhappiness instead of creating happiness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnjzk5/most_people_nowadays_are_focused_on_stoping/ (LordByronGG)
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College is paid DLC for high school.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnjy5v/college_is_paid_dlc_for_high_school/ (Clumsy24)
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Anything is valuable. As long as it’s scarce and hard to get. Like diamonds and caviar.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnjx3t/anything_is_valuable_as_long_as_its_scarce_and/ (The_Mastur_of_bating)
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When you throw a rock into a large lake or the ocean, you’re probably the last person to ever touch that rock

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnjwtf/when_you_throw_a_rock_into_a_large_lake_or_the/ (Sheinyjr)
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Someone is holding the longest world record for being dead and he will never be bested

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnjwps/someone_is_holding_the_longest_world_record_for/ (Pale_Leader)
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An 18 year old can legally adopt a 17 year old

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnjvuc/an_18_year_old_can_legally_adopt_a_17_year_old/ (Yaconthecob)
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You don’t know how much force is in your walk until you stub your toe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnjvpj/you_dont_know_how_much_force_is_in_your_walk/ (M3MES69420)
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If Two Zombies Have Sex is it technically Necrophilia

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnju8h/if_two_zombies_have_sex_is_it_technically/ (Top-Hat-Muncher)
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Any of your dreams could be the future and you wouldn’t know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnjryx/any_of_your_dreams_could_be_the_future_and_you/ (relaxedsweat)
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Humans are the only animals that relish in irritating their own species.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnjrpt/humans_are_the_only_animals_that_relish_in/ ([deleted])
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If a person is born with 3 legs, but loses one in an accident, will they become an amputee or a regular person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnjrdx/if_a_person_is_born_with_3_legs_but_loses_one_in/ (Felix---Helix)
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You have to look someone in the eye to see if they are looking at you but if you do whilst they are looking, they might as well think you are looking at them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnjqwg/you_have_to_look_someone_in_the_eye_to_see_if/ (philophobist)
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If oil is found in your garden , then it's the country's property . But if drugs are found , then it's your property.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnjqrr/if_oil_is_found_in_your_garden_then_its_the/ (Demonix_Hermit)
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It's weird that we think of a lightning's sound and light as two different things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnjqa0/its_weird_that_we_think_of_a_lightnings_sound_and/ (Darkmaster666666)
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If AI ever does go rogue and take over, it will probably be some super friendly and polite Japanese caretaker AI taking its instructions too literally and imprisoning us for our own safety.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnjpyk/if_ai_ever_does_go_rogue_and_take_over_it_will/ (Notallytotfitshaced)
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Social media has become a giant echo chamber and instead of sharing new ideas is a way for people to find others who validate their own.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnjpjl/social_media_has_become_a_giant_echo_chamber_and/ ([deleted])
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Our pets' minds are as transparent as they are a mystery to us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnjpen/our_pets_minds_are_as_transparent_as_they_are_a/ (urbandk84)
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googling spoilers while watching a show is almost like taking the alcohol out of a cocktail so you don’t get drunk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnjpa8/googling_spoilers_while_watching_a_show_is_almost/ (22022004)
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A seaplane doesn’t “land”, it “waters”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnjp03/a_seaplane_doesnt_land_it_waters/ (AFKOIC)
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People with hand fetishes get the most out of masturbation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnjm6f/people_with_hand_fetishes_get_the_most_out_of/ (Salt_inhaler)
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When you eat Reese’s Pieces you make Reese’s Feces

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnjm3t/when_you_eat_reeses_pieces_you_make_reeses_feces/ (LocusAintBad)
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It’s weird how short songs actually are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnjk8y/its_weird_how_short_songs_actually_are/ (kkaminski1)
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There are a much better tools to be held by the grim reaper then a grass cutting tool

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnjjvc/there_are_a_much_better_tools_to_be_held_by_the/ (DatDankDuck93)
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If no one sorted by new everyone would

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnjjuz/if_no_one_sorted_by_new_everyone_would/ (Louigilou2)
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The “snooze” button is the “like” button we smash for sleep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnjjbl/the_snooze_button_is_the_like_button_we_smash_for/ (neon_beatdown)
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There are infinite infinities (like between 2 and 3 )

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnjj5a/there_are_infinite_infinities_like_between_2_and_3/ ([deleted])
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Infinity is a number with infinite ends or numbers with an infinite middle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnjikv/infinity_is_a_number_with_infinite_ends_or/ ([deleted])
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The more we advance in the digital age the more serious piracy crimes become.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnjijz/the_more_we_advance_in_the_digital_age_the_more/ ([deleted])
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If humans are mostly made up of water and we drink water on a daily bases, that make us all cannibals technically.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnjed5/if_humans_are_mostly_made_up_of_water_and_we/ ([deleted])
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No-one Has Ever Been The Only Person Awake Or Asleep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnjcyk/noone_has_ever_been_the_only_person_awake_or/ (WRSA)
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People who get self help books for procrastination from the library probably hold the records for the highest late fees

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnjcq2/people_who_get_self_help_books_for/ (rider_of_the_storm)
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We use secret hand gestures to speak with our electronic devices.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnjbv2/we_use_secret_hand_gestures_to_speak_with_our/ (bruek53)
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The very opposite to a pimp is a simp

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnjbjz/the_very_opposite_to_a_pimp_is_a_simp/ (CareBearXIII)
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Men masturbated to some pixels on a screen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnjb15/men_masturbated_to_some_pixels_on_a_screen/ (lejhindary4444)
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The first driving teacher was never officially taught

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnj8nu/the_first_driving_teacher_was_never_officially/ (gilivanili)
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If there were effective laser guns, you could murder a guy through fiber internet instalation without entering his appartment as long as you'd make sure he stands next to his router.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnj7hk/if_there_were_effective_laser_guns_you_could/ (MRYZIU)
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If you take all skills as life-saving skills, you get more enthusiastic to learn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnj7g6/if_you_take_all_skills_as_lifesaving_skills_you/ (batmanindisguised)
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The Queen’s royal guards probably train by watching Try Not To Laugh videos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnj71j/the_queens_royal_guards_probably_train_by/ (IJustWannaBeOnReddit)
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The garden is a safe and lively place filled with nature... until you realise there is only one lock on the door and it is on the inside.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnj6j2/the_garden_is_a_safe_and_lively_place_filled_with/ (Amazinguineapig)
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Describing yourself as "quirky" or "not like other guys/girls/people" is a surefire way to make people think you're dull and very much like most people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnj6ha/describing_yourself_as_quirky_or_not_like_other/ (Xander_Cloud)
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Donating sperm is the opposite of adopting a child

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnj4n1/donating_sperm_is_the_opposite_of_adopting_a_child/ (PieDiePewds)
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Good comedians spread laughter asymptomatically

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnj3wx/good_comedians_spread_laughter_asymptomatically/ (UnicornMeatball)
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Learning programming makes you a wizard. Once you learn the incantations you can control electronics. The more incantations and forms of programming you learn, the more powerful you become.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnj2dt/learning_programming_makes_you_a_wizard_once_you/ (GrizzledTheGrizzly)
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Whenever you are alone there could be a giant spider on your back and you wouldn’t know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnj1xw/whenever_you_are_alone_there_could_be_a_giant/ (OneFussinator)
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As a society the laziest thing we have ever done is allow others to think for us and value their opinion over our own.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnj0ow/as_a_society_the_laziest_thing_we_have_ever_done/ (Tim_Schrandt)
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Getting an MRI is what it might feel like to be locked in Magneto's magnetic grasp.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnj0gv/getting_an_mri_is_what_it_might_feel_like_to_be/ (Skw33dle)
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Heaven could be universal, not just for inhabitants of our solar system

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnj0cn/heaven_could_be_universal_not_just_for/ (Mantiokas)
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You can live the rest of your life without breathing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnixdz/you_can_live_the_rest_of_your_life_without/ (PaulWalkerCGIFace)
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The oldest sibling is the only one who's ever not been a sibling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hniw77/the_oldest_sibling_is_the_only_one_whos_ever_not/ (Boat_on_the_Bottle)
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Walnuts without the shell look like tiny human lungs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hniu9n/walnuts_without_the_shell_look_like_tiny_human/ (DP646)
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You can't divide something into half a piece. Every cut you do makes another whole piece.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnit2d/you_cant_divide_something_into_half_a_piece_every/ (funky555)
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Speeding has never killed anybody - it's the the act of stopping quickly that kills.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnisjo/speeding_has_never_killed_anybody_its_the_the_act/ (ForgotTheAlamo)
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Schools are going to see an increase in test scores in the next year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnisdv/schools_are_going_to_see_an_increase_in_test/ (Mariajosegirl)
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Anything can be an indie-pop song/album title. For example, Lemonboy by Cavetown

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hniqo6/anything_can_be_an_indiepop_songalbum_title_for/ (Poksil23)
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At least for me...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnipzv/at_least_for_me/ (Sum_Dude_who_cares)
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We’re already becoming the new “old heads” and we don’t realize it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnippn/were_already_becoming_the_new_old_heads_and_we/ (zaddyoc)
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Nature adapts to its surroundings, so dirt could actually be the result of dinosaurs polluting stuff and we don't know it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnipby/nature_adapts_to_its_surroundings_so_dirt_could/ (randomperson1582)
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Animals such as dogs and cats are perfect companion to us, because they possess senses beyond ours.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnipb6/animals_such_as_dogs_and_cats_are_perfect/ (Lokkuri)
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The “neath” in underneath is useless

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hniot0/the_neath_in_underneath_is_useless/ (Driplzy)
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There are examples out there that prove your idea but you don't know about them, so your idea becomes false because everyone's personal experiences aren't available to everyone else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hninlv/there_are_examples_out_there_that_prove_your_idea/ ([deleted])
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MySpace’s Top Friends feature is the closest to social forced ranking we’ve publicly engaged in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnijyh/myspaces_top_friends_feature_is_the_closest_to/ (tysmily)
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"Forgetting your mask in public" dreams could be the next "naked in public" dreams

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnijmz/forgetting_your_mask_in_public_dreams_could_be/ (jjk23)
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When people properly capitalize and spell things, we find them more professional than those who don't regardless of their skills.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnihfi/when_people_properly_capitalize_and_spell_things/ (randomperson1582)
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Disliking a YT comment is useless.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnih2m/disliking_a_yt_comment_is_useless/ (FurryisGone)
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If the only reason you step on a scale is out of curiosity, then you're probably doing better then most.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnig3m/if_the_only_reason_you_step_on_a_scale_is_out_of/ (smokeymctokerson)
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If a business doesn't want untruthful employees than interviews probably shouldn't involve questions designed to see how good you are a lying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnicxo/if_a_business_doesnt_want_untruthful_employees/ (smokeymctokerson)
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Your favorite song probably hasn't been released yet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnicfq/your_favorite_song_probably_hasnt_been_released/ ([deleted])
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Penial discharge is used a lot less frequently than vaginal discharge even though penial discharges are a lot more common.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnia4h/penial_discharge_is_used_a_lot_less_frequently/ ([deleted])
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Every bit of music made before the 20th century that we listen to is a cover, because the original writer/composer is not performing the piece.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hni97t/every_bit_of_music_made_before_the_20th_century/ (LeroyNoodles)
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Plastic Surgery is an early form of Taxidermy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hni763/plastic_surgery_is_an_early_form_of_taxidermy/ (Sujjin)
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Your brain is constantly awake 24/7.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hni736/your_brain_is_constantly_awake_247/ (Beginnerer)
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As history progresses, values change. And as values change, so do heroes. Given those truths, it's entirely possible Vince McMahon has a statue someday.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hni5fz/as_history_progresses_values_change_and_as_values/ (Bogusky)
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Before the camera was invented, it was impossible to see yourself with your eyes closed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hni5a3/before_the_camera_was_invented_it_was_impossible/ (DSPguy987)
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Everyone knows someone with a story about running into a glass door

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hni3yg/everyone_knows_someone_with_a_story_about_running/ (Drunken_Drongo)
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If you were born in November, you were probably a product of Valentine's day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hni29w/if_you_were_born_in_november_you_were_probably_a/ (Depressed-Pikachu)
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Just thinking about the fact that hallucinogenics and lucid dreams exist can make you feel better about your future even if you can't use/do them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hni1n6/just_thinking_about_the_fact_that_hallucinogenics/ (BlueVendingMachine)
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We managed to set foot on the Moon (1969) before reaching the deepest point in the Mariana Trench (2019, 10.927m/35.853 feet -- manned).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hni127/we_managed_to_set_foot_on_the_moon_1969_before/ ([deleted])
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A young photo of you is also an old photo of your

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hni0sj/a_young_photo_of_you_is_also_an_old_photo_of_your/ (The-special-one69)
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When you get married, the number of options for bed placement goes down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hni0nh/when_you_get_married_the_number_of_options_for/ (PApauper)
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You can’t imagine a new color

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnhzzj/you_cant_imagine_a_new_color/ (Crossield)
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Triangles are cooler than squares and circles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnhyyf/triangles_are_cooler_than_squares_and_circles/ (urban_primitive)
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If the universe is truly infinite, there's a place where a bunch of gas quantum tunneled into a perfectly functional human brain with a brief second of consciousness before it become void once more

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnhxfc/if_the_universe_is_truly_infinite_theres_a_place/ (Clearlytrippin179)
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Most of us thought that the lead in our pencils was actually lead as kids

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnhwtp/most_of_us_thought_that_the_lead_in_our_pencils/ (gummybearcrzy)
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People in the Batman universe probably have a very healthy fear of clowns.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnhwf6/people_in_the_batman_universe_probably_have_a/ (puzh_buttonz)
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if you eat a fruit you are eating a plants fetus

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnhw28/if_you_eat_a_fruit_you_are_eating_a_plants_fetus/ (ENDME4206969)
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Many animal noises are animals going "meh" or "wah".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnhuln/many_animal_noises_are_animals_going_meh_or_wah/ (jordanf234)
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Bread is undercooked toast

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnhuk4/bread_is_undercooked_toast/ (Siekmeng)
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You know you are ready for a kid when you don’t yell at your dog for pooping in the house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnhujl/you_know_you_are_ready_for_a_kid_when_you_dont/ (WTFboston)
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Despite being invented to put holes in things, save for certain circumstances, a gun is the least practical way to put holes in things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnhtr1/despite_being_invented_to_put_holes_in_things/ (banana_mustard)
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All dogs owned by humans are adopted

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnhsot/all_dogs_owned_by_humans_are_adopted/ (pimack)
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The only reason cats use litter boxes is because it's instinctual for them to bury waste. Humans didn't train cats to use a litter box, cats trained humans into providing an adequate place just for them to do their business.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnhs95/the_only_reason_cats_use_litter_boxes_is_because/ (AllBadAnswers)
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We often are confused how different actors are from their characters in real life and totally trust that to be their real personality and forget that they are actors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnhria/we_often_are_confused_how_different_actors_are/ ([deleted])
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Given that there's over 7 billion people that exist, someone out there in the world probably fell asleep and woke up exactly when you did.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnhqrd/given_that_theres_over_7_billion_people_that/ (vexed_chexmix)
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Assuming there is an afterlife, people who have remarried because their first spouse's death are going to be in a really awkward position.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnhqou/assuming_there_is_an_afterlife_people_who_have/ (5H1R4NU1)
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Saying “I read” about a subject instantly makes you sound more credible than saying “I watched a video”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnhql8/saying_i_read_about_a_subject_instantly_makes_you/ (Avatar-Indy)
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when a hentai artist gets aroused by their work they know its quality

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnhqfb/when_a_hentai_artist_gets_aroused_by_their_work/ (Menu64)
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Those popular kids in high school don’t seem to do well in life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnhppo/those_popular_kids_in_high_school_dont_seem_to_do/ (WTFboston)
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The internet is the sum of all human knowledge, but it is also the sum of all human ignorance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnho6d/the_internet_is_the_sum_of_all_human_knowledge/ (OverSpeedClutch)
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Banks would have been non-existent if saying statue was taken seriously.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnhnso/banks_would_have_been_nonexistent_if_saying/ (mprabs)
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Jurassic Park is what would happen if Joe Exotic had a billion dollars and a team of geneticists

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnhm5g/jurassic_park_is_what_would_happen_if_joe_exotic/ (mooslapper)
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Different brands of water taste different, even though water has no taste.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnhlq8/different_brands_of_water_taste_different_even/ (wryyyman)
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The ants in your house have eaten food grown on other continents.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnhi39/the_ants_in_your_house_have_eaten_food_grown_on/ (RightKitKat)
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If everybody went deaf for 60 seconds it would take actual deaf people a lot of convincing to believe them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnhhvy/if_everybody_went_deaf_for_60_seconds_it_would/ (imstupid420)
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If there is a person who is born with both a dick and a vagina right next to eatchother, they could impregnate themself theoretically

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnhhai/if_there_is_a_person_who_is_born_with_both_a_dick/ (EdgelordOfEdginess)
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Technically, you can stop breathing for the rest of your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnhg3i/technically_you_can_stop_breathing_for_the_rest/ (Frostbyte437)
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As you go round a roundabout you simultaneously turn 180° and 360°, as you exit the roundabout where you started.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnhfkj/as_you_go_round_a_roundabout_you_simultaneously/ (nedentree)
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The most attractive thing a girl can do is to max out before upgrading town hall.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnhe16/the_most_attractive_thing_a_girl_can_do_is_to_max/ (AdamREEE)
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Men who ejaculate within moments of beginning penetration are considered “bad in bed”, when it’s actually just as likely it’s because she’s “good in bed”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnhdvr/men_who_ejaculate_within_moments_of_beginning/ (whatRwegonnado)
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We all just take it for granted that companies aren’t lying about the ingredients in their food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnhd8i/we_all_just_take_it_for_granted_that_companies/ (Ng_Ago)
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Doing better than people that have done you wrong in the past isn’t as satisfying as once thought and can drive a person mad for success for no good reason

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnhchx/doing_better_than_people_that_have_done_you_wrong/ (Moe787277)
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There had to be a specific person in early human history who was the first to observe a cause-effect relationship between sex and pregnancy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hnhc9x/there_had_to_be_a_specific_person_in_early_human/ (ilovecigars1974)
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Unless if you have every statistic relevant to your argument, your points are always invalid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn3bvz/unless_if_you_have_every_statistic_relevant_to/ (Roosty_Breadman)
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Comfort foods become counter productive when you're worried about gaining too much weight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn3ayn/comfort_foods_become_counter_productive_when/ (wazurobi)
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Women with Regenaration as a Superpower would always have a Virgin Body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn39ln/women_with_regenaration_as_a_superpower_would/ (Yakshakira)
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At some point in ancient history, it was highly likely that someone got ants in their pants, generating the tradition of asking wiggly children the question.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn38uz/at_some_point_in_ancient_history_it_was_highly/ (davebare)
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You know, everyone always talks about Sir Mix-A-Lot's fondness for large women's rear ends, but no one ever talks about his absolute commitment to telling the truth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn37is/you_know_everyone_always_talks_about_sir_mixalots/ (rion-is-real)
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If a remastered game looks like how you remember it looking then they did a great job.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn367v/if_a_remastered_game_looks_like_how_you_remember/ (MajesticMikey)
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There must be a limit to the height increase a double leg amputee can request for prosthetics.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn34jh/there_must_be_a_limit_to_the_height_increase_a/ (VaughnFry)
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The internet teaches you whether you are able or unable to ignore what people think more than real life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn32px/the_internet_teaches_you_whether_you_are_able_or/ (puzh_buttonz)
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Because of the curvature of the earth your car roof has traveled longer than the bottom of your car

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn32ei/because_of_the_curvature_of_the_earth_your_car/ (LitenLunski)
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If atoms never touching, aren’t we technically floating

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn31qe/if_atoms_never_touching_arent_we_technically/ (smf-V1PER)
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There's a small but terrifying possibility that when we die, our bodies stop functioning and we could still be permanently consciously trapped in it, unable to do anything but still there, forever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn2ys7/theres_a_small_but_terrifying_possibility_that/ (AdamantiusTheGreat)
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Annoying ads are not long enough for you to skip them but not short enough for you to not be bothered by them .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn2xzm/annoying_ads_are_not_long_enough_for_you_to_skip/ (wormoxx)
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Anti-mask protesters are at HUGE disadvantage to masked mask protesters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn2w6x/antimask_protesters_are_at_huge_disadvantage_to/ (twenny6ixhunnak)
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The word “verb” is a noun.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn2va3/the_word_verb_is_a_noun/ (The__Beaver_)
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Even if Peter Parker was bitten by a Radioactive Ant,he wouldve still gotten the same power as Spider.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn2tu1/even_if_peter_parker_was_bitten_by_a_radioactive/ (Yakshakira)
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Surely people who are pro-life shouldn't eat any kinds of egg

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn2sfg/surely_people_who_are_prolife_shouldnt_eat_any/ (kookerela)
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Deaf children might think music on tv is just someone saying the word “music”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn2riz/deaf_children_might_think_music_on_tv_is_just/ (Vrn-722)
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Britain used watermarks before they were invented by putting their flag in the corners of flags of other countries.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn2ra6/britain_used_watermarks_before_they_were_invented/ (lcolep2004)
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Given a long enough timeframe, we will be unable to create a new piece of music that hasnt been made before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn2nzx/given_a_long_enough_timeframe_we_will_be_unable/ (isthesameassomeones)
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There’s a good chance someone has taken a different aisle after seeing you in the grocery store to avoid talking to you and you don’t even know about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn2nce/theres_a_good_chance_someone_has_taken_a/ (Nate870)
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leopard and leotard have a different number of syllables‬

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn2kjj/leopard_and_leotard_have_a_different_number_of/ (SettingsData)
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Every woman that has ever been pregnant has grown acid inside of them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn2jux/every_woman_that_has_ever_been_pregnant_has_grown/ (SurealGod)
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Money is free, You just need to work for it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn2hkq/money_is_free_you_just_need_to_work_for_it/ (Ladops)
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Buying someone else a dildo it's the same if you told them to go fuck themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn2fhm/buying_someone_else_a_dildo_its_the_same_if_you/ (theriffguy)
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The “neath” in underneath is useless

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn2f92/the_neath_in_underneath_is_useless/ (Driplzy)
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Love is a science. It’s not something that just exist. It has to be discovered and analyzed through methods that work for the chemistry between two people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn2dif/love_is_a_science_its_not_something_that_just/ (jeneloo)
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Peacekeepers and the act of peacekeeping are almost never peaceful

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn2547/peacekeepers_and_the_act_of_peacekeeping_are/ (Frozia_)
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If someone has several kids who each grow up in a different country, then they’ll have a family of different accents.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn251w/if_someone_has_several_kids_who_each_grow_up_in_a/ (DUIofPussy)
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"My body is a temple" is a statement usually made in regards to someone not wanting Tattoos, Not Drinking and being generally "pure". However most temples have various pictures decorating it, Regular alcohol consumption (Communion) and have various age marks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn1ya5/my_body_is_a_temple_is_a_statement_usually_made/ (ThePonyMafia)
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The world doesn't get worse, your outlook on it does.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn1xhi/the_world_doesnt_get_worse_your_outlook_on_it_does/ (dannydevitoismydad82)
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A moustache is an eyebrow for your mouth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn1wi7/a_moustache_is_an_eyebrow_for_your_mouth/ (CheetahsAreSpeedy)
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Glass shattering is interesting to watch, but devastating when it’s on accident

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn1uw7/glass_shattering_is_interesting_to_watch_but/ (AccountAn0nymous)
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Ski masks are never worn for their intended purpose.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn1uih/ski_masks_are_never_worn_for_their_intended/ (Texeven)
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Rap is objectively the greatest

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn1taq/rap_is_objectively_the_greatest/ (burymebrown)
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Bones are hard except when riding on a scoooter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn1pl2/bones_are_hard_except_when_riding_on_a_scoooter/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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No matter how many times you deny it, eating McDonald's chicken nuggets with BBQ Sauce will remind you of your past experiences at McDonald's

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn1o2c/no_matter_how_many_times_you_deny_it_eating/ (JuanR4140)
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If you're running exactly to the west, you're basically using the biggest and the fastest treadmill ever used by human

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn1mtd/if_youre_running_exactly_to_the_west_youre/ (isemeg)
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It’s not really a pancake but a fried cake.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn1k22/its_not_really_a_pancake_but_a_fried_cake/ (guitarbuzzradio)
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There was probably a generation of old people who hated the piano and did not think it was real music.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn1k1p/there_was_probably_a_generation_of_old_people_who/ (1898smo)
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If you aren't leading anything you are a walking canvas for ideas.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn1i0z/if_you_arent_leading_anything_you_are_a_walking/ (greattoilet)
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When you bake a cake it rises towards heaven.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn1ezr/when_you_bake_a_cake_it_rises_towards_heaven/ (shadow-_-king)
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There is one worst person of all and there is noway to find out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn1cy5/there_is_one_worst_person_of_all_and_there_is/ (zender23)
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Picking and eating your boogers is significantly less weird than picking your ear wax and eating it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn19y5/picking_and_eating_your_boogers_is_significantly/ (frog_a_dog)
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If you can paint gold and diamonds vividly enough, you can afford to buy real diamonds, which kind of makes you a wizard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn18ew/if_you_can_paint_gold_and_diamonds_vividly_enough/ (Lum1nar)
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If you think all the lyrics are about real babies, every song gets really creepy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn16u2/if_you_think_all_the_lyrics_are_about_real_babies/ (Lum1nar)
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You are immortal until you die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn16cf/you_are_immortal_until_you_die/ (DeadBushy)
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People who are rude to customer service workers would have probably owned slaves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn164o/people_who_are_rude_to_customer_service_workers/ (gkru)
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Sleeping is an 8 hour free trial of death and we love it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn13ne/sleeping_is_an_8_hour_free_trial_of_death_and_we/ (ricegodsupreme)
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Everyone who has ever bought a Nickelback album is owed some money back, approximately five cents or a nickel plus interest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn125z/everyone_who_has_ever_bought_a_nickelback_album/ (Jaiceyc)
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Most people trust cleaning products like S O A P even though they have probably never seen a proof showing that it actually removes germs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn113s/most_people_trust_cleaning_products_like_s_o_a_p/ (AnonymousRand)
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If someone has "The 'rona" and goes down on you, and you catch it, it could probably be classified as a STD or STI.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn0ypj/if_someone_has_the_rona_and_goes_down_on_you_and/ (Lastunexpectedhero)
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School sucks because you are never getting fucked. Work sucks because you are always getting fucked. Prison sucks because you’re really getting fucked. No matter what you’re always getting fucked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn0wkm/school_sucks_because_you_are_never_getting_fucked/ (UndeadNineKills)
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Treadmills are human conveyor belts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn0vtt/treadmills_are_human_conveyor_belts/ (SadFire1)
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People like hot tea and iced tea, but nobody likes it in between.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn0r8r/people_like_hot_tea_and_iced_tea_but_nobody_likes/ ([deleted])
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The most relatable experience is birth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn0os1/the_most_relatable_experience_is_birth/ (wO0h0onow)
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Bubble writing Chinese writing must be insanely difficult.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn0mat/bubble_writing_chinese_writing_must_be_insanely/ (chrisfowell1)
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All massages come with happy endings because you feel way better afterwards.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn0l5p/all_massages_come_with_happy_endings_because_you/ (puzh_buttonz)
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Animal behavior often seems so human because a lot of our actions are a lot more instinctual than we realize

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn0jyb/animal_behavior_often_seems_so_human_because_a/ (JadeDansk)
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People with speech impediments can pronounce impediment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn0i8h/people_with_speech_impediments_can_pronounce/ (hayden_is_real)
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You shouldn't give up on the day, the simple fact is, you have no idea what will happen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn0gwe/you_shouldnt_give_up_on_the_day_the_simple_fact/ (rnielsen777)
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no two things visible to the naked human eye are exactly the same

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn0eco/no_two_things_visible_to_the_naked_human_eye_are/ (MrDustyDuke)
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Next generation kids might gonna tell their friends that their dad asked if they're winning their game, and get surprised that many experienced the same thing like it's a phenomenon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn0drv/next_generation_kids_might_gonna_tell_their/ (thethreestrikes)
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Catwoman must give terrible blowjobs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn08vs/catwoman_must_give_terrible_blowjobs/ (IGrant1wish)
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Life was a lot better when the McDouble was on the dollar menu.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn074f/life_was_a_lot_better_when_the_mcdouble_was_on/ (Nastienayte)
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Celebrities become more relatable if you imagine them sleeping

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hn034f/celebrities_become_more_relatable_if_you_imagine/ (Supreme_Rust)
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There will be things that we don't like as a society in the present that will be praised in the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmzzyf/there_will_be_things_that_we_dont_like_as_a/ (B4kedC4ke)
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Seedless watermelons are practically castrated fruits.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmzyaa/seedless_watermelons_are_practically_castrated/ (Alba_A)
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You could probably eat a human eye like a grape.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmztcg/you_could_probably_eat_a_human_eye_like_a_grape/ (SquidPlayz101)
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In the Wizarding world of Harry Potter, no need for plan B, just remember the handy month+ after spell “Fetus Deletus”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmzrwy/in_the_wizarding_world_of_harry_potter_no_need/ (Spaznick)
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You feel old-old when you start taking care of your parents.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmzq2r/you_feel_oldold_when_you_start_taking_care_of/ (souleff)
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Seesaw is both present tense, past tense, a location, and multiple objects at once.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmzpps/seesaw_is_both_present_tense_past_tense_a/ (PM-ME-SODIUM-PICS)
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Being pessimistic is much closer to realism than optimism is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmzoxj/being_pessimistic_is_much_closer_to_realism_than/ (souleff)
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If everyone's voice sounds better in their head, then singers must sound unbelievably amazing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmznu5/if_everyones_voice_sounds_better_in_their_head/ (Zedfourkay)
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"As a matter of fact, facts don't matter" is a statement that fights with itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmzn2u/as_a_matter_of_fact_facts_dont_matter_is_a/ (TheQuintessent)
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By default you are being negative when you point out someone else's negativity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmzgq5/by_default_you_are_being_negative_when_you_point/ (woomewithamixtape)
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Animals have no concept of being popular or having an influence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmzeng/animals_have_no_concept_of_being_popular_or/ (user7526)
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Virginity is only attractive to people who are insecure about being compared to previous partners.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmzdqb/virginity_is_only_attractive_to_people_who_are/ (castlewrangler)
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All hold music is artificially bad to make you hang up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmzap6/all_hold_music_is_artificially_bad_to_make_you/ (thenewloser)
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An App that replaces the handshake.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmz8l2/an_app_that_replaces_the_handshake/ (Tbagyogrill)
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The average number of limbs a human has is less than 4.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmz775/the_average_number_of_limbs_a_human_has_is_less/ (bradsbricks)
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Breasts are around 12 years younger than their owner

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmz46p/breasts_are_around_12_years_younger_than_their/ (kimya_d)
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The feeling of actually having someone who loves and cares about you, must be astonishing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmz32v/the_feeling_of_actually_having_someone_who_loves/ (YTAppleDemo)
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We are approaching 8 billion people and its still extremely difficult to find two strangers who look exactly alike

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmz12f/we_are_approaching_8_billion_people_and_its_still/ (chalinaa456)
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Everybody can hold their breath for the rest of their lives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmyyzi/everybody_can_hold_their_breath_for_the_rest_of/ (V3N0ME)
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CrossFit seems perfect for people with ADHD.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmyxhq/crossfit_seems_perfect_for_people_with_adhd/ (86-Everything)
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Testing doesn't create a case, it only changes it from a unknown to a known case.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmyuac/testing_doesnt_create_a_case_it_only_changes_it/ (NoBlueNatzys)
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Cold air is easier to breath than warm air

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmyty7/cold_air_is_easier_to_breath_than_warm_air/ (Playrdude)
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So if gender is fluid and gender-gap in salary is a thing, why don't the side that believes they get lower pay identify as the other gender and see if they get a raise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmyk8m/so_if_gender_is_fluid_and_gendergap_in_salary_is/ (xGrimgerde)
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If Pi is infinite, then at some point the numbers will translate into pixels that show Shrek doing your mom

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmyizp/if_pi_is_infinite_then_at_some_point_the_numbers/ (JoSiwaPooperNaut)
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You have no idea how much you've forgotten.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmyg4g/you_have_no_idea_how_much_youve_forgotten/ (leleochocolat)
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Science, although absolutely amazing and essential, takes a lot of the magic out of life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmyc2g/science_although_absolutely_amazing_and_essential/ (puzh_buttonz)
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You probably got used to dark mode that light mode looks weird

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmy4cx/you_probably_got_used_to_dark_mode_that_light/ (xX_Marc_Reeves_Xx)
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No cracked screens on any 2 phones will be the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmy44g/no_cracked_screens_on_any_2_phones_will_be_the/ (YTAppleDemo)
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iPhones were groundbreaking when they came out, however it’s still the ground that breaks them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmy43o/iphones_were_groundbreaking_when_they_came_out/ (Satailleure)
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Sea turtles probably view breathing similarly to how we view peeing: an annoying necessity we have to do every 4-7 hours.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmy3ss/sea_turtles_probably_view_breathing_similarly_to/ (ScreaminTom)
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In terms of modern use, cursive is the Latin of handwriting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmy12b/in_terms_of_modern_use_cursive_is_the_latin_of/ (pirate_door91)
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If we had b00bs on our stomachs like animals, cropped shirts would count as lingerie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmy0m2/if_we_had_b00bs_on_our_stomachs_like_animals/ (girlinred-)
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Splash pads could be used for waterboarding

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmy0jk/splash_pads_could_be_used_for_waterboarding/ (rnielsen777)
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Throwback hip hop radio stations are becoming the new classic rock radio stations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmxzy3/throwback_hip_hop_radio_stations_are_becoming_the/ (Brills21)
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You likely exist cause someone in your family tree was a rapist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmxykc/you_likely_exist_cause_someone_in_your_family/ (allenbot3000p)
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Any restaurant is all you can eat if you have enough money

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmxxm7/any_restaurant_is_all_you_can_eat_if_you_have/ (aznsamiama)
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Theme parks can snap a crystal clear picture of you on a roller coaster at 70 mph, but bank cameras can't get a clear shot of a robber standing still.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmxs0u/theme_parks_can_snap_a_crystal_clear_picture_of/ (IlConteiacula)
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It’s widely accepted that it’s okay for women to have large breasts but not okay for men to have large breasts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmxpna/its_widely_accepted_that_its_okay_for_women_to/ (DuctTapeRuler_14)
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A snake that’s 3.14 meters long is a pie-thon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmxnl1/a_snake_thats_314_meters_long_is_a_piethon/ (That-One-Genderfluid)
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One good deed doesn’t suddenly make people think a bad person is good, but one bad deed almost always makes people think a good person is bad

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmxn8j/one_good_deed_doesnt_suddenly_make_people_think_a/ (Phantom_Cavalier)
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In elementary school we are taught that being quiet and doing our work will get us far in life. In college, we were taught that making friends and building networks will get is far in life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmxlwn/in_elementary_school_we_are_taught_that_being/ (sav575757)
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Abs are kinda like a strength bar

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmxih6/abs_are_kinda_like_a_strength_bar/ (donutowo)
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The internet causes more problems than it solves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmxhgl/the_internet_causes_more_problems_than_it_solves/ (gravitypushes)
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Insane parents are also insane children

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmxgy9/insane_parents_are_also_insane_children/ (Chrissy9001)
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Flys who get taken to a landfill from a trashcan must think the rapture happened

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmxgxp/flys_who_get_taken_to_a_landfill_from_a_trashcan/ (thejawa)
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Mark Hamill has been the evil father that tries to get their son to join the dark side and the heroic son that joins the heroes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmxfd9/mark_hamill_has_been_the_evil_father_that_tries/ (-GreggRulzOk-)
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Computers are more obedient than people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmxe65/computers_are_more_obedient_than_people/ (Seedpound)
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Teaching is a double-edged sword. Not only it helps you reflect on your knowledge, but it also lets you dwell on it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmxcqt/teaching_is_a_doubleedged_sword_not_only_it_helps/ (IsuruKusumal)
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You doubt yourself more than you encourage yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmx7g4/you_doubt_yourself_more_than_you_encourage/ (Fleetmaster1)
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At a certain age you are too old for dolls, but later when you get older, you're old enough for dolls.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmx6wt/at_a_certain_age_you_are_too_old_for_dolls_but/ (UTM592)
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No one would really care if you brush your teeth or how your breath smells nowadays.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmx1to/no_one_would_really_care_if_you_brush_your_teeth/ (Frosty_Clown)
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The point of becoming an adult is when you realize adults don't have their life together either.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmwyzf/the_point_of_becoming_an_adult_is_when_you/ (cjrup8778)
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Perhaps someone has built the most difficult to escape maze ever, but got stuck in it themselves and never made it out to showcase it to the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmwwhh/perhaps_someone_has_built_the_most_difficult_to/ (2020Chapter)
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There is nothing better than getting a family discount on Onlyfans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmwv6d/there_is_nothing_better_than_getting_a_family/ (egg_on_my_spaghet)
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If we dream of the dream world, does our dream world self dream of us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmwth8/if_we_dream_of_the_dream_world_does_our_dream/ (imapersonalright)
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Having sex at night is infinitely more effective than birth control, because the sperm are asleep so she can’t get pregnant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmwqcf/having_sex_at_night_is_infinitely_more_effective/ (YTAppleDemo)
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Money came from nature and we have been stealing from them since.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmwjqk/money_came_from_nature_and_we_have_been_stealing/ (Beginnerer)
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In the future books might not exist so we’re have to try and explain books to people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmwjn0/in_the_future_books_might_not_exist_so_were_have/ (k__b_4)
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The camera doesn’t add ten pounds, mirrors shave them off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmwis7/the_camera_doesnt_add_ten_pounds_mirrors_shave/ (5p4c37r166)
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Medusa can’t win staring contests

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmwgw2/medusa_cant_win_staring_contests/ (GrouchyDevice)
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We're not woke, we're just weaponizing ignorance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmwfzd/were_not_woke_were_just_weaponizing_ignorance/ (-doobs)
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Going from crying to laughter is by far the most disturbing sequence of emotions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmwfz0/going_from_crying_to_laughter_is_by_far_the_most/ (2020Chapter)
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For how similar they look, it’s remarkable we don’t mix up sugar and salt more often

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmwfsq/for_how_similar_they_look_its_remarkable_we_dont/ (MarinersFan28)
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When you read about someone on a web page or similar, multiple decades happen in a couple of minutes.XYZ divorced her husband and worked as an assistant and in the evenings wrote her novel, it was way more difficult than you can imagine. The same room,sight,smell,people etc bored her too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmwe6a/when_you_read_about_someone_on_a_web_page_or/ (Itshardtolivehere)
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if a heater makes water hot what makes water cold

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmwcs4/if_a_heater_makes_water_hot_what_makes_water_cold/ (l0l_g09)
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New Years Day 2021 will be the most anticipated New Years Day in 21 years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmw9jp/new_years_day_2021_will_be_the_most_anticipated/ (bridgeheadprod)
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If medusa shaves she is probably killing bunch of little snakes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmw7b8/if_medusa_shaves_she_is_probably_killing_bunch_of/ (Creative_Name20)
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If you water water it grows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmw6qf/if_you_water_water_it_grows/ (Creative_Name20)
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If tomatoe is fruit then ketchup is smootie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmw6f8/if_tomatoe_is_fruit_then_ketchup_is_smootie/ (Creative_Name20)
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Kanye west - wing sounds interesting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmw65z/kanye_west_wing_sounds_interesting/ (ufcgsp)
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Asshole men are commonplace partially because women have been fucking them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmw62h/asshole_men_are_commonplace_partially_because/ (churniglow)
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When somebody says "with all due respect" they're not actually saying they have any respect for whatever/whoever they're talking about.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmw4z6/when_somebody_says_with_all_due_respect_theyre/ (between3and20spaces)
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Telling someone to cheer up if a horrible way to cheer them up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmw4te/telling_someone_to_cheer_up_if_a_horrible_way_to/ (GILLIES_S_S)
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Survival instinct doesn’t make us overeat; greediness does.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmw3er/survival_instinct_doesnt_make_us_overeat/ (PhD3DP)
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A Table of Torture Devices Would Actually be a lot Scarier if it was Just a Spoon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmw38u/a_table_of_torture_devices_would_actually_be_a/ (mayormcskeeze)
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Great peanuts eat big rocks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmw24m/great_peanuts_eat_big_rocks/ (MattOnePointO)
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Oxygen could have a smell, but we just don’t know it because we’ve all gone nose-blind to it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmw20s/oxygen_could_have_a_smell_but_we_just_dont_know/ (donzah)
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The bad boy in movies always has a "special place" to get the girl to fall in love with him.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmw1qr/the_bad_boy_in_movies_always_has_a_special_place/ (Bradcastle76)
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Given how fearsome, powerful, and intelligent they are, it's a shame that no professional sports teams use the chimpanzee or gorilla as their mascot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmw1qp/given_how_fearsome_powerful_and_intelligent_they/ (Long-Afternoon)
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You know childhood is over when you fall asleep on sofa and wake up on sofa

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmw18a/you_know_childhood_is_over_when_you_fall_asleep/ (dat_boi_4)
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All beverages are mocktails if you really think about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmw13i/all_beverages_are_mocktails_if_you_really_think/ (Joshywawawa)
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Deaf people must be struggling with everyone wearing masks since they can no longer read lips.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmw0ie/deaf_people_must_be_struggling_with_everyone/ (EtherealPheonix)
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All of us have been poisoned to some extent, just not enough to outright kill us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmw0e5/all_of_us_have_been_poisoned_to_some_extent_just/ (adamantcondition)
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Scissors are double knives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmvzwk/scissors_are_double_knives/ (BatimadosAnos60)
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If a person compares something to friday night lights, they probably peaked in high school.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmvynq/if_a_person_compares_something_to_friday_night/ (hey_yo_mr_white)
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If "homo" is greek for "the same" homophobes are scared of people who are the same as themselves, meaning they're gay as well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmvwe0/if_homo_is_greek_for_the_same_homophobes_are/ (Aceofspades____)
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Some of our online friends are possibly the same person on multiple accounts and we don't know we're talking to the same person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmvwdf/some_of_our_online_friends_are_possibly_the_same/ (Verily_Amazing)
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As a teenager you look back at awkward school moments and cringe, as an adult you look back at the same moments and smile.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmvvjk/as_a_teenager_you_look_back_at_awkward_school/ (Hussain_Lali)
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Ghosts probably sometimes like what you've done with the place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmvs5b/ghosts_probably_sometimes_like_what_youve_done/ (ntkwwwm)
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You can go to any major city, dial the same number seven times, and there is a very high chance you will connect with a lawyer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmvs3y/you_can_go_to_any_major_city_dial_the_same_number/ (kitsinni)
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You can cool down faster by getting a boner as it moves blood away from the body and towards the extremities.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmvq8z/you_can_cool_down_faster_by_getting_a_boner_as_it/ (bluebrey)
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A movie can spend an hour an a half setting up a character then kill them and it’s kinda sad, but if they introduce a dog to the movie and kill it 5 minutes later, it breaks hearts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmvlpb/a_movie_can_spend_an_hour_an_a_half_setting_up_a/ (squanto420sqanching)
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People who don’t understand how someone can hate tomatoes but love ketchup, but nobody has ever questioned someone that hates olives for using olive oil

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmvktk/people_who_dont_understand_how_someone_can_hate/ (squanto420sqanching)
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‪Fasting is easy, not eating is difficult.‬

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmvksz/fasting_is_easy_not_eating_is_difficult/ (okaytrader)
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A dove is a pigeon with white privilege.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmvksq/a_dove_is_a_pigeon_with_white_privilege/ (takaperoinen-miete)
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There is nowhere in the world Black folk can go where they feel safe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmvkqj/there_is_nowhere_in_the_world_black_folk_can_go/ (SturmgeschutzVI)
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Onion flavored soda would make people cry for an entirely different reason

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmvj5c/onion_flavored_soda_would_make_people_cry_for_an/ (IntenseScrolling)
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Cross stitch is the original pixel art.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmvcd8/cross_stitch_is_the_original_pixel_art/ (Matyg123)
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Chess is the first-ever Tactical Turn-Based RPG

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmvb6p/chess_is_the_firstever_tactical_turnbased_rpg/ (SidJDuffy)
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Casual sex implies the existence of ranked competitive sex

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmvb07/casual_sex_implies_the_existence_of_ranked/ (OrlonYT)
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There are strangers out there that may have made multiple “cameos” in your daily life and you never even realised

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmvayp/there_are_strangers_out_there_that_may_have_made/ (2020Chapter)
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We spend our whole lives looking for people we can invite to our funerals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmv54u/we_spend_our_whole_lives_looking_for_people_we/ (squirtleturtle14)
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There’s only one point in your life that you are the horniest you’ll ever be. You’ve either reached it and it’s behind you or you haven’t reached it yet. And it’s impossible to know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmuyk7/theres_only_one_point_in_your_life_that_you_are/ (Kudoichi)
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Describing others good points is a lot easier then describing your own good points

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmuxby/describing_others_good_points_is_a_lot_easier/ (NoirAzura)
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Despite doing it every day, some of us will never find the absolute perfect way to sleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmuwh4/despite_doing_it_every_day_some_of_us_will_never/ (Atxflyguy83)
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Your dreams can come true if you have boring enough dreams

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmuw1n/your_dreams_can_come_true_if_you_have_boring/ (squanto420sqanching)
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There's a fine line between something losing value because it's old and that same thing gaining value because it's too old.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmuvtf/theres_a_fine_line_between_something_losing_value/ (UneducatedPerson)
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Just as boomers are known for boasting about how they had to cross 7 rivers to go to school, we will be known for boasting about how we survived 3 epidemics.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmuvje/just_as_boomers_are_known_for_boasting_about_how/ (MysteriousLobster1)
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Hairdressers can ruin your entire life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmutoe/hairdressers_can_ruin_your_entire_life/ (nalced88)
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Making a woman's dating profile as a man is the same thing as sneaking into the woman's locker room as a boy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmut3d/making_a_womans_dating_profile_as_a_man_is_the/ (patrickverbatum)
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Overthinking is inception but with thoughts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmup97/overthinking_is_inception_but_with_thoughts/ (ChillUrWayThru)
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Your head has aged more relative to your legs because it experiences less gravity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmuo5c/your_head_has_aged_more_relative_to_your_legs/ (meandnotsomeone)
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The three movie quotes that hold the most truth in life are: “You Either Die A Hero, Or You Live Long Enough To See Yourself Become The Villain", “You have become the very thing you swore to destroy.”, and “On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmunu0/the_three_movie_quotes_that_hold_the_most_truth/ (tossthisaccount504)
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Voldemort could've just killed Harry with a gun; the whole series would've been a lot shorter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmulbw/voldemort_couldve_just_killed_harry_with_a_gun/ (xxx_gaming_freak_xxx)
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All browsers need a setting to set new tabs to MUTE by default in Incognito/Private mode

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmukt6/all_browsers_need_a_setting_to_set_new_tabs_to/ (GnomeErcy)
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Money may not be able to buy you love but a pocket full of dog treats sure can.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmujya/money_may_not_be_able_to_buy_you_love_but_a/ (Talaltious)
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In the movie Frozen, Elsa wears gloves on Coronation Day, and shows us how her powers become ineffective. So she had no reason to keep Anna away, and hence the rest of the movie is pointless.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmujv2/in_the_movie_frozen_elsa_wears_gloves_on/ (xxx_gaming_freak_xxx)
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You would if you could

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmujss/you_would_if_you_could/ (kann_i)
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If you buy stocks in the Pop Network, you are, literally and figuratively, up Schitt’s Creek.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmu9dv/if_you_buy_stocks_in_the_pop_network_you_are/ (Impracticalweeb)
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We're trying to save pandas but they're not good at reproducing,we're trying eradicate lice but they are successful at reproducing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmu8bu/were_trying_to_save_pandas_but_theyre_not_good_at/ (a_guy_on_Reddit_____)
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Despite being impossible to choreograph any of its moves, the mosh is still one of the most recognizable dances in the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmu8ay/despite_being_impossible_to_choreograph_any_of/ (TheGlen)
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If you put ''never gonna give you up'' in a large playlist and shuffle, you can Rick roll yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmu3fd/if_you_put_never_gonna_give_you_up_in_a_large/ (Choren_Gonza)
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A leader of leaders has the illusion of power, a leader of followers has true power.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmu2k1/a_leader_of_leaders_has_the_illusion_of_power_a/ (OriginalYaci)
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It makes sense that plus-sized clothing cost more money than normal sizes, cause they take more material to make.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmu215/it_makes_sense_that_plussized_clothing_cost_more/ (FurryisGone)
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For something to do well on unpopular opinions it has to be a popular opinion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmu0lb/for_something_to_do_well_on_unpopular_opinions_it/ (Lil-Pancake69420)
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Sleeping top and tail was the original no homo

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmtxiv/sleeping_top_and_tail_was_the_original_no_homo/ (Juicer91)
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The people who need no favors, receive the most. The people who need the most favors, receive little to none.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmtwvg/the_people_who_need_no_favors_receive_the_most/ (Al_Eltz)
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You cannot hack a computer until you've triumphantly shouted that You're in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmtwfm/you_cannot_hack_a_computer_until_youve/ (DangerousDeveloper)
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Extra mouse-clicks are hard work

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmtw9v/extra_mouseclicks_are_hard_work/ (morefetus)
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You cannot become famous for being the most introverted

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmtrms/you_cannot_become_famous_for_being_the_most/ (Doomlord1138)
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The H on a Helipad isn't the initial letter of Helicopter, it's for the H-shaped feet on a helicopter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmtkxo/the_h_on_a_helipad_isnt_the_initial_letter_of/ (Vasxus)
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There is no game with good horse movement

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmtjex/there_is_no_game_with_good_horse_movement/ (THISISSNTMYACCOUNT)
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Ice age on earth was like early part of the game where map is not fully unlocked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmtdzl/ice_age_on_earth_was_like_early_part_of_the_game/ (Humblearner)
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Food that comes from plants are kinda made from soil.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmtce9/food_that_comes_from_plants_are_kinda_made_from/ (AtomicRadiation)
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The only thing stopping you from going to the other side of the mirror-world is your other self

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmt6z0/the_only_thing_stopping_you_from_going_to_the/ (Aidybacon)
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We may tell stories of how we avoided a personal disaster at the last second, but none of us knows -and probably never will- how many times and how the world has avoided major disaster.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmt5t4/we_may_tell_stories_of_how_we_avoided_a_personal/ (hopez11)
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It would probably be more useful and descriptive calling "blue balls", "cumstipation"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmsxf1/it_would_probably_be_more_useful_and_descriptive/ (Pipipipi108)
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Normal people have the option to “do the right thing even when you think nobody’s looking” but paranoid people just always have to do the right thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmswbh/normal_people_have_the_option_to_do_the_right/ (JimmyGringo44)
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No one has ever seen microwave advertisement

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmsu2k/no_one_has_ever_seen_microwave_advertisement/ (tommasogalimbertii)
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One of the most common problems an average person faces is trying to predict how much ketchup they need for their fries.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmstph/one_of_the_most_common_problems_an_average_person/ (Dovahkin1295)
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People are more likely to believe a theory if the word before it is conspiracy instead of scientific.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmssu8/people_are_more_likely_to_believe_a_theory_if_the/ (PixelDoctor)
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Allowing someone else to use your phone without supervision is highest form of trust

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmsohp/allowing_someone_else_to_use_your_phone_without/ (Clumsy-_-Phoenix)
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Next year will be one of the biggest 'baby waves' we will see.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmso46/next_year_will_be_one_of_the_biggest_baby_waves/ (HallonVarld)
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Everyone is so fascinated by space even though we have everything it has to offer and more right here on Earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmsja4/everyone_is_so_fascinated_by_space_even_though_we/ (Doritoman265)
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At one point every rule was an unwritten rule

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmsgwd/at_one_point_every_rule_was_an_unwritten_rule/ (Creatively_Communist)
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There’s only one point in your life that you are the hungriest you’ll ever be. You’ve either reached it and it’s behind you or you haven’t reached it yet. And it’s impossible to know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmsgtl/theres_only_one_point_in_your_life_that_you_are/ (demetrios3)
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If dogs had thumbs they would probably attend school and evolve to speak human languages in a few hundred years

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmsfw7/if_dogs_had_thumbs_they_would_probably_attend/ (darthgator23)
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Jokes are funnier in your head

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmsf2h/jokes_are_funnier_in_your_head/ (NoirAzura)
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Hitting our fingernails with hammers is a logical outcome, we shouldn't be surprised when it happens.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmsc62/hitting_our_fingernails_with_hammers_is_a_logical/ (Crimson_Discord)
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There’s probably something you’ve done/said in public that someone will remember for the rest of their life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmsa8c/theres_probably_something_youve_donesaid_in/ (Haggmark)
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The moment you die is the moment your death ends.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hms7ax/the_moment_you_die_is_the_moment_your_death_ends/ (sandman101101101)
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Our fingers are barely ever fully straight

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hms5gb/our_fingers_are_barely_ever_fully_straight/ (BatFish123)
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Parenting is landlording but with extra steps

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hms43r/parenting_is_landlording_but_with_extra_steps/ (askh1302)
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If Pinocchio said his nose grows longer when he speaks the truth, everyone would believe him even though he's lying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hms3sw/if_pinocchio_said_his_nose_grows_longer_when_he/ (chxitxli)
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Coffee is fruit juice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hms1j7/coffee_is_fruit_juice/ (thsuk)
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Kids are always encouraged to be unique and find their own personalities and interests. Adults are encouraged to conform to social norms and ‘be normal’.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hms08i/kids_are_always_encouraged_to_be_unique_and_find/ (chngo13)
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If you won't have children in your lifetime, you are the first in billions of years of direct descendants to not do so.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmrz5h/if_you_wont_have_children_in_your_lifetime_you/ (RedditSmurfMJ)
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All parents are bodybuilders.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmronn/all_parents_are_bodybuilders/ (Prace_Ace)
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Being a human fucking sucks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmrnaj/being_a_human_fucking_sucks/ (GildDigger)
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The blurred image behind your mobile phone is Life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmrn1m/the_blurred_image_behind_your_mobile_phone_is_life/ (studmuffin1119)
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"What's up?" is less of a question and more of a greeting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmrmqw/whats_up_is_less_of_a_question_and_more_of_a/ (Pineapple-shades15)
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"You" are only your brain. Other parts are only to protect it or keep it alive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmrlhs/you_are_only_your_brain_other_parts_are_only_to/ (mr_zolfi)
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Boiled peanuts are a marketing scheme for regular nuts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmrjjt/boiled_peanuts_are_a_marketing_scheme_for_regular/ (applebeesapplesauce)
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Heaven and hell are redudant ideas, a single afterlife for everyone is automatically bad news for anyone that abused others on Earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmrf5h/heaven_and_hell_are_redudant_ideas_a_single/ (marr)
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Sometimes a certain song sounds different depending on the person who turns it on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmrf31/sometimes_a_certain_song_sounds_different/ (cschliep)
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There's a genetic condition that turns your skin blue

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmreue/theres_a_genetic_condition_that_turns_your_skin/ (thepotatoman5)
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Most movies end with a death or a marriage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmrd0y/most_movies_end_with_a_death_or_a_marriage/ (LavishDakare)
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There are people who have probably broken world records without even knowing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmrbyr/there_are_people_who_have_probably_broken_world/ (jacksonv60)
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Someone has probably been rickrolled so many times that Rick Astley has made them cry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmraom/someone_has_probably_been_rickrolled_so_many/ (ImSoBoredSoYeah)
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Because atoms don't ever come closer past a certain point, never in your life have you ever actually touched a thing. Your body just interprets the repulsive force as the sense of touch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmr9sa/because_atoms_dont_ever_come_closer_past_a/ (meandnotsomeone)
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We no longer learn to have knowledge, we learn to gain the ability to see if an information is fake or real

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmr9b8/we_no_longer_learn_to_have_knowledge_we_learn_to/ (Capsai-Sins)
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You having sex with a Music Producer and he stops cause the sound of his balls clapping gave him inspiration for a new beat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmr6k1/you_having_sex_with_a_music_producer_and_he_stops/ (flickbreeze2003)
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If mirrors and lenses subtly change the way you look, you may have never seen yourself completely.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmr61m/if_mirrors_and_lenses_subtly_change_the_way_you/ ([deleted])
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If life is something that ends with death and taking Eternal Theory in mind, maybe life starts with death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmr1ht/if_life_is_something_that_ends_with_death_and/ (T_jay_)
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All modern inventions/innovations are here because someone was lazy and wanted a solution.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmqxpy/all_modern_inventionsinnovations_are_here_because/ (itzztheman)
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Despite humanity's technological achievements, we still haven't managed to make a bipedal robot who doesn't walk like it shat itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmqw0t/despite_humanitys_technological_achievements_we/ (conluceo)
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No one would notice if the Wikipedia searchbar was gone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmquvr/no_one_would_notice_if_the_wikipedia_searchbar/ (DynHamid)
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People probably wouldn't like pizza as much if it didn't have an edible handle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmqrvh/people_probably_wouldnt_like_pizza_as_much_if_it/ (nilekhet9)
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You can never not think about anything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmqmvn/you_can_never_not_think_about_anything/ (DangerousDeveloper)
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Riding your brother has different meanings as you grow older.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmqixb/riding_your_brother_has_different_meanings_as_you/ (bookwormcho3)
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When you watch old porn, you're possibly masturbating to dead people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmqija/when_you_watch_old_porn_youre_possibly/ (TransientOscillation)
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Forrest Gump’s biggest accomplishment was probably dodging possible HIV from his late wife and managing to father an intellectually gifted, healthy child in the process.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmqdt3/forrest_gumps_biggest_accomplishment_was_probably/ (lustbust)
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It's Better To Cover Your Face Rather Than Your Genitals, When You're Naked In Public

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmqdpr/its_better_to_cover_your_face_rather_than_your/ (DraDrag)
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Hiring your neighbor to pretend to be your father is only acceptable so long as your father doesn't do the same

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmq8rd/hiring_your_neighbor_to_pretend_to_be_your_father/ (IDK2old2giveafuck)
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We never actually do nothing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmq8pi/we_never_actually_do_nothing/ (meandnotsomeone)
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The paypal owners could technically edit values and give themselves infinite money,by changing some numbers in the database.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmq7ur/the_paypal_owners_could_technically_edit_values/ (ionut88888)
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Pain + Love + Pleasure= Couples Having Sex while Pain + Hate + Lust = Rape Sex

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmq5ra/pain_love_pleasure_couples_having_sex_while_pain/ (Sharkkaan)
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Hard work beats talent if talent doesn’t work hard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmq53b/hard_work_beats_talent_if_talent_doesnt_work_hard/ (lustbust)
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The reason pencils have erasers is because everyone makes mistakes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmq4ik/the_reason_pencils_have_erasers_is_because/ (lustbust)
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The universe begins when you're born and ends when you die because you don't remember the billions of years that came before you, and you won't remember the ones that come after.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmq44h/the_universe_begins_when_youre_born_and_ends_when/ (petersenerrr)
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The bigger something is, the further away it has to be to become "there" and not "here".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmq3aw/the_bigger_something_is_the_further_away_it_has/ (n0td4rkl0rd)
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Night owls go to sleep in the early morning hours, so we don’t need to deal with the fear of waking up in a completely dark room, not knowing what might be there with us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmq2nn/night_owls_go_to_sleep_in_the_early_morning_hours/ (YTAppleDemo)
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Post-nut clarity is the secret male superpower.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmpzvh/postnut_clarity_is_the_secret_male_superpower/ (YTAppleDemo)
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There never is a situation that you can’t make worse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmpze2/there_never_is_a_situation_that_you_cant_make/ (YTAppleDemo)
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The people who hurt is the most, unfortunately are the ones who take over our mind...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmpx3g/the_people_who_hurt_is_the_most_unfortunately_are/ (YTAppleDemo)
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Each level of each emotion is categorised differently by each person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmpt6k/each_level_of_each_emotion_is_categorised/ (Beginnerer)
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If the universe is TRULY infinite, Star Wars is probably a true story

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmprea/if_the_universe_is_truly_infinite_star_wars_is/ (dryseagull)
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Removed posts are technically posts that were archived too early.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmpq4v/removed_posts_are_technically_posts_that_were/ (DancingScoot2464)
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If only dinosaurs could build Churches, G.O.D wouldn't have decimated them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmpo91/if_only_dinosaurs_could_build_churches_god/ (DangerousDeveloper)
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Porn is the most popular thing no one ever talks about.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmpn5i/porn_is_the_most_popular_thing_no_one_ever_talks/ (popj22)
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Black and white movies will be eventually renamed to movies with limited colorspace

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmpmtn/black_and_white_movies_will_be_eventually_renamed/ (ringoron9)
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Not "when the sun comes up"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmpl41/not_when_the_sun_comes_up/ (pthecarrotmaster)
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Nothing is better than eternal happiness. A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Therefore, a ham sandwich is better than eternal happiness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmpkin/nothing_is_better_than_eternal_happiness_a_ham/ (BaconSky)
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The moon landing is the first ever recorded space invasion that humanity has ever done

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmpich/the_moon_landing_is_the_first_ever_recorded_space/ (nubster2984725)
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Since matter is neither created nor destroyed, even a 100% synthetic material can be considered 100% "natural"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmpfte/since_matter_is_neither_created_nor_destroyed/ (todius1)
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If you look around there aren’t that many orange things other than the fruit that are natural

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmpf8m/if_you_look_around_there_arent_that_many_orange/ (Billy_BTW12)
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atoms prove that life could be made through any organized materials in alternate universes, but that in any universe there'd be a single law denoting life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmpeai/atoms_prove_that_life_could_be_made_through_any/ (kskelts)
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Girls can act as guys but guys can't act as girls or else you would get judged hard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmpbsq/girls_can_act_as_guys_but_guys_cant_act_as_girls/ (Ima_Load)
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The lorax would make a good environmental lawyer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmpbn1/the_lorax_would_make_a_good_environmental_lawyer/ (HiggyHLyoung)
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Scrolling is the modern "Cruising" except you do it alone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmp9ru/scrolling_is_the_modern_cruising_except_you_do_it/ (Rugrin)
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If an avacado is a berry...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmp8hm/if_an_avacado_is_a_berry/ (Gijoey02)
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When you pee while in the ocean there is a continuous body of water connecting the inside of your body to the entire planet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmp881/when_you_pee_while_in_the_ocean_there_is_a/ (potatoes_are_cute)
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Friendly fire is never friendly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmp7yx/friendly_fire_is_never_friendly/ (DangerousDeveloper)
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Bacon sandwiches are a perfectly acceptable breakfast, but ham, beef, chicken, etc arent!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmp74t/bacon_sandwiches_are_a_perfectly_acceptable/ (oh_crap_its_broken)
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Casual sex implies the existence of ranked, competitive sex

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmp4vx/casual_sex_implies_the_existence_of_ranked/ (BigNibbaDicc)
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Animal cruelty is unacceptable, but no one cares if a grape is peeled before being eaten.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmp4qr/animal_cruelty_is_unacceptable_but_no_one_cares/ (Semi-Spicy)
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Pillars make everything more epic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmp4og/pillars_make_everything_more_epic/ (Schlimmb0)
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If humans start interplanetary travel than the title "world record holder" will become a lot less powerful

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmp4fq/if_humans_start_interplanetary_travel_than_the/ (MFH3080)
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When a surgeon fails to save a life, he could have potentially just prevented or caused WWIII

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmp2ub/when_a_surgeon_fails_to_save_a_life_he_could_have/ (squanto420sqanching)
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Homosexuality predates Marriage, and will outlast it as well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmp10t/homosexuality_predates_marriage_and_will_outlast/ (Exekiel)
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When a surgeon fails to save a life, he could have potentially just prevented WWIII

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmozuz/when_a_surgeon_fails_to_save_a_life_he_could_have/ (squanto420sqanching)
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Certain parts of the road under a bridge have never been touched by rain/water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmouwk/certain_parts_of_the_road_under_a_bridge_have/ (trushal02)
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The myth of race has created an enormous amount of human and social damage. In recent years, it has taken a heavy toll in human lives, and caused untold suffering

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmouln/the_myth_of_race_has_created_an_enormous_amount/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Cavemen probably never had to brush their teeth because they weren’t constantly eating sugar

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmot7i/cavemen_probably_never_had_to_brush_their_teeth/ (squanto420sqanching)
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Incoming bullet has the right of way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmora6/incoming_bullet_has_the_right_of_way/ (DangerousDeveloper)
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If your attack is going really well, its an ambush

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmoq8x/if_your_attack_is_going_really_well_its_an_ambush/ (DangerousDeveloper)
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Cakes are sweet flour omelets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmooxg/cakes_are_sweet_flour_omelets/ (ThamBoi)
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There’s really only about a minute or less when your hot food is the perfect temperature to eat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmomf3/theres_really_only_about_a_minute_or_less_when/ (squanto420sqanching)
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The nuke scene in Indiana Jones gets a lot of praise for being accurate, but in reality if someone were to be rolled down a hill in a fridge, there’s a good chance they’d break their neck

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmokwh/the_nuke_scene_in_indiana_jones_gets_a_lot_of/ (squanto420sqanching)
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Human beings probably look so terrifying to other animals and that’s why they’re all scared of us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmokad/human_beings_probably_look_so_terrifying_to_other/ (tbellz97)
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Having pork and steak in the same meal is weird, yet bacon on a burger is normal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmok1c/having_pork_and_steak_in_the_same_meal_is_weird/ (YodasChick-O-Stick)
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If you choked on ice, cubed or otherwise, no one will know how you died.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmohvr/if_you_choked_on_ice_cubed_or_otherwise_no_one/ (EMERALDXER)
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It's fascinating how grown adults announce they are starting a puzzle and post prideful photos when they are done.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmog2x/its_fascinating_how_grown_adults_announce_they/ (Po1sonator)
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Some people are slower to forgive someone else for being than right than if they were wrong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmof8g/some_people_are_slower_to_forgive_someone_else/ (S-WordoftheMorning)
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You could have just narrowly escaped death on multiple occasions and have no idea

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmoejr/you_could_have_just_narrowly_escaped_death_on/ (squanto420sqanching)
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Don't live life by a single sentence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmocdo/dont_live_life_by_a_single_sentence/ (citznfish)
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Hamburger Helper isn't helping anybody. It just ruins perfectly good meat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmobug/hamburger_helper_isnt_helping_anybody_it_just/ (boat_mechanic)
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You might have already heard the funniest joke that you will ever hear in your life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmob5v/you_might_have_already_heard_the_funniest_joke/ (Tamaz_23)
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Unpopular opinions are not really that unpopular

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmo9mx/unpopular_opinions_are_not_really_that_unpopular/ (pause_and_clause)
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There will be things that we don't like as a society in the present that will be praised in the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmo7cb/there_will_be_things_that_we_dont_like_as_a/ (B4kedC4ke)
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The expression ‘Giving 110% effort’ was probably originally said for the sake of one upping someone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmo2zb/the_expression_giving_110_effort_was_probably/ (squanto420sqanching)
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Anybody’s wish can come true if they make a lame enough wish

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmo0gb/anybodys_wish_can_come_true_if_they_make_a_lame/ (squanto420sqanching)
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If a professor tells you the pass rate for their class is low, it says more about their ability to teach than their student's ability to learn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmnx9z/if_a_professor_tells_you_the_pass_rate_for_their/ (softlyellow)
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There are people out there who spent tens of thousands of dollars on law school, studied almost all day, yet failed the bar exam and never became a lawyer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmnx7v/there_are_people_out_there_who_spent_tens_of/ (IMissFreedom)
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You can't burn bread it just becomes toast but you can burn toast

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmnvxz/you_cant_burn_bread_it_just_becomes_toast_but_you/ (kirawolfyt)
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There are probably so many people who broke world records but never found out about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmnvlg/there_are_probably_so_many_people_who_broke_world/ (squanto420sqanching)
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If you unplug your keyboard and carry it with you, you are never afk!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmntoe/if_you_unplug_your_keyboard_and_carry_it_with_you/ (k3g)
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Glasses are vision goggles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmnter/glasses_are_vision_goggles/ (That1GuyPrivate)
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Anyone who makes their own variation of bread is really performing chemistry experiments that you can eat afterward

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmnqv5/anyone_who_makes_their_own_variation_of_bread_is/ ([deleted])
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The terrain is a line graph of how bumpy the terrain is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmnqus/the_terrain_is_a_line_graph_of_how_bumpy_the/ (Mynameisaname123959)
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You know you're getting old when your niece/nephew starts beating you at video games.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmnp4a/you_know_youre_getting_old_when_your_niecenephew/ (blodger42)
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Sneaking into your kids room in the middle of the night and removing a freshly fallen out tooth from under a pillow and replacing it with money is not just perfectly acceptable, but actually an expected behavior for an adult parent of our species.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmnoj9/sneaking_into_your_kids_room_in_the_middle_of_the/ (Zem19)
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Some people don't trust glass floors but really all people shouldn't trust any floor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmnioo/some_people_dont_trust_glass_floors_but_really/ (OINOU)
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Unless you’re fully naked, the laundry is never done.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmndh7/unless_youre_fully_naked_the_laundry_is_never_done/ (Urgotaniceash3)
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High/Middle Schoolers with rolling backpacks are typically the most socially awkward kids in the school.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmnbr6/highmiddle_schoolers_with_rolling_backpacks_are/ (Sable_Industries)
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The Ram Head symbol on Dodge vehicles looks like the middle school sex ed diagram of the female reproductive system.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmnb7m/the_ram_head_symbol_on_dodge_vehicles_looks_like/ (boat_mechanic)
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If a conspiracy theory becomes legitimate it becomes just a theory. If correct it gets promoted to conspiracy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmn546/if_a_conspiracy_theory_becomes_legitimate_it/ (PLUMBUM2)
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there is piss everywhere

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmn4wh/there_is_piss_everywhere/ (RedditIsAwful13)
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It is weird how differently we view a bus driver and a pilot when essentially both of them drive a public transport.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmn4of/it_is_weird_how_differently_we_view_a_bus_driver/ (cyclopropagative)
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Feeling sexy is your brain telling you that your excellent genetics needs to be passed on to future generations as soon as possible

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmn1qh/feeling_sexy_is_your_brain_telling_you_that_your/ (2020Chapter)
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Because of the curvature of the Earth the roof of your car has travelled further than the bottom of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmmz2t/because_of_the_curvature_of_the_earth_the_roof_of/ (KingOfKrackers)
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Kryptonite is everyone's weakness (radiation), it just kills Superman a little faster

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmmyj2/kryptonite_is_everyones_weakness_radiation_it/ (MelonElbows)
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It is possible that every number you’ve ever seen is part of the sequence of PI.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmmy0t/it_is_possible_that_every_number_youve_ever_seen/ (Venij)
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If every bug in the world worked together to kill humans we would all be dead within a week

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmmx8u/if_every_bug_in_the_world_worked_together_to_kill/ (DyllmanVV)
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The first 15 years and the last 15 years of life are when birthday gifts really matter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmmx42/the_first_15_years_and_the_last_15_years_of_life/ (chummy_jimmy)
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Punk rock is trap music for emos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmmvcj/punk_rock_is_trap_music_for_emos/ (ChronoTrojan)
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Trying to “just being friends” with an ex is almost impossible, if you’ve truly loved that person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmmt2s/trying_to_just_being_friends_with_an_ex_is_almost/ (YTAppleDemo)
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Theoretically and all throughout history, the highest chance you have of being right on any given topic is by saying “I don’t know”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmmsu1/theoretically_and_all_throughout_history_the/ (DonkeySkin334)
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If a serial killer is chasing you, you're both running for your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmmnxk/if_a_serial_killer_is_chasing_you_youre_both/ (birthdaydinosaur1)
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The air in the mornings of field trips hit different.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmmnb3/the_air_in_the_mornings_of_field_trips_hit/ (Blargdosh)
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You have to pay for cable but it has just as many ads as local free TV.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmmjd9/you_have_to_pay_for_cable_but_it_has_just_as_many/ (SirCalum)
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You can feel the trapped air bubbles under your eyelids

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmmja2/you_can_feel_the_trapped_air_bubbles_under_your/ (YTAppleDemo)
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You've probably never heard someone use the word "spangled " without using the word "banner".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmmj5f/youve_probably_never_heard_someone_use_the_word/ (BootlegAfro)
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You can’t dye your hair in school but you can wear a wig.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmmhki/you_cant_dye_your_hair_in_school_but_you_can_wear/ (Wsdies)
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Texting is to email as FaceTime is to zoom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmmgqg/texting_is_to_email_as_facetime_is_to_zoom/ (BACONeater8888)
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There'll be places no man can even step on till the world ends

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmmfb3/therell_be_places_no_man_can_even_step_on_till/ (Theendangeredbeast)
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Race doesn’t exist, everyone came from the same sunny ass land.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmmdg8/race_doesnt_exist_everyone_came_from_the_same/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Someone in some point of history had the physically most optimal body type to become the strongest person in existence but just didn’t train enough to actually become the strongest person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmmcwd/someone_in_some_point_of_history_had_the/ (2xa1s)
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The reason why JK Rowling got away with calling a character "Sirius Black" but George Lucas got flak for "Darth Sidious" is because of the different quality of stories they appear in

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmmblc/the_reason_why_jk_rowling_got_away_with_calling_a/ (rumborak)
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If the average life expectancy was 10,000 years old, you’d need to fill out an astronomical amount of paperwork and be charged a ridiculous amount of fees before having a baby.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmm9bu/if_the_average_life_expectancy_was_10000_years/ (YTAppleDemo)
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Some parents don’t allow their kids to play “M rated” video games because they are too irresponsible but have no problem letting them drive a fast moving piece of metal that kills thousands each year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmm9a3/some_parents_dont_allow_their_kids_to_play_m/ (MrVic_)
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If pollen is plant sperm, then hayfever is an STD.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmm96g/if_pollen_is_plant_sperm_then_hayfever_is_an_std/ (guideroftheinternet)
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Some hentai’s can actually happen IRL.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmm92l/some_hentais_can_actually_happen_irl/ (Wsdies)
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There’s only one point in your life that you are the happiest you’ll ever be. You’ve either reached it and it’s behind you or you haven’t reached it yet. And it’s impossible to know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmm8jl/theres_only_one_point_in_your_life_that_you_are/ (bdunc956)
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If you want to know how white passing you are, see how close your skin blends in to bandaids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmm7gy/if_you_want_to_know_how_white_passing_you_are_see/ (PaperNPen)
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There must have been an awkward period before buildings became tall enough where there were a lot of attempted suicides that failed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmm7bi/there_must_have_been_an_awkward_period_before/ (First__Consul)
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Wind Turbines are the opposite of fans. They turn wind into electricity, while fans turn electricity into wind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmm792/wind_turbines_are_the_opposite_of_fans_they_turn/ (Danny_Donut)
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It's strange how many urban legends there are but you never hear about rural legends

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmm715/its_strange_how_many_urban_legends_there_are_but/ (Passthetorches)
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The reason covidiots refuse to wear a mask is breathtaking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmm3ku/the_reason_covidiots_refuse_to_wear_a_mask_is/ (throwingorgy)
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We use our brains to try to understand our brains only to understand that we’re not even close to understanding our brains

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmm3a1/we_use_our_brains_to_try_to_understand_our_brains/ (sleekandspicy)
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Just like Java is defined by a compiler written in Java, English is defined by a dictionary written in English.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmm0zg/just_like_java_is_defined_by_a_compiler_written/ (TheSorryApologyPerso)
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A printer with higher resolution uses less ink than a lower resolution one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmly8p/a_printer_with_higher_resolution_uses_less_ink/ (ByMartrixX)
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Russia is technically in Asia, so all Russians are Asians.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmlvo8/russia_is_technically_in_asia_so_all_russians_are/ (qwertyuiopalsm)
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A 1960s TV audience probably wouldn't buy into the exoplanets that have been discovered if they were featured in Star Trek TOS.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmltr0/a_1960s_tv_audience_probably_wouldnt_buy_into_the/ (SergeantPsycho)
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Stealing gas is the epitome of stupid. They’re willing to steal, risking getting lit on fire, have little to no chance of successfully selling it, and if they’re going to use it for themselves, they have enough money for a car but not enough for gas.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmlsr9/stealing_gas_is_the_epitome_of_stupid_theyre/ (squanto420sqanching)
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Antarctica.A desert that most don't think of.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmlsn3/antarcticaa_desert_that_most_dont_think_of/ (fernandeztahi)
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A conversation consists of two brains converting thoughts into audio through a piece of flesh that can also taste.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmlqzu/a_conversation_consists_of_two_brains_converting/ (DutchyLo47)
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Blu-Rays seem a lot more nerdy than DVDs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmlo16/blurays_seem_a_lot_more_nerdy_than_dvds/ (PigEyedMonster)
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People with speech impediments must really struggle in Hogwarts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmlme3/people_with_speech_impediments_must_really/ (SentientToaster0808)
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we consider sunday a part of the weekend but it's at the beginning

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmlisu/we_consider_sunday_a_part_of_the_weekend_but_its/ (SnapsOkay)
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Seeing how close people stand together is one more reason to hate commercials.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmlhvv/seeing_how_close_people_stand_together_is_one/ (afterlifechild)
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A clap is you giving a high five to yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmlhle/a_clap_is_you_giving_a_high_five_to_yourself/ (ArousedMidichlorian)
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“Weeknight” is rather a rather ambiguous word if you’re Scottish.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmlgtd/weeknight_is_rather_a_rather_ambiguous_word_if/ (MakachuPikachu)
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all newborns are recently single

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmlgb5/all_newborns_are_recently_single/ (SnapsOkay)
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Something big finally went viral that’s actually viral

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmlgaz/something_big_finally_went_viral_thats_actually/ (flavorontheroad)
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Animated movies can easily increase their profits by using unknown voice actors instead of celebrities. Wouldn't be any less enjoyable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmlf7a/animated_movies_can_easily_increase_their_profits/ (zeychshmo)
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Putting "thank you!" Sounds friendly but putting "thank you" with out an ! Sounds sincere

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmlej9/putting_thank_you_sounds_friendly_but_putting/ (dsafjosh25)
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The musical fandom is about as likely to break out in song as people in actual musicals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmldhj/the_musical_fandom_is_about_as_likely_to_break/ (OnlyAlexKroy)
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Telling someone to chill has the opposite effect.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmlcw0/telling_someone_to_chill_has_the_opposite_effect/ (Gary_October)
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Someone with a multiple personality disorder would probably see their whole life when walking past posters of different movie genres

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmlcsj/someone_with_a_multiple_personality_disorder/ (Atalkingpizzabox)
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You might have spent the same dollar twice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmlc5c/you_might_have_spent_the_same_dollar_twice/ (phoopO6)
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Leaves are merely "tree hair"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmlbfe/leaves_are_merely_tree_hair/ (SadFire1)
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Most Suppressing Fires are not fired using a Suppressed Guns

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmlaxp/most_suppressing_fires_are_not_fired_using_a/ (Hikari-Nogami)
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The word OK looks like a stick man

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmlai0/the_word_ok_looks_like_a_stick_man/ (myao9)
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"Late" is used to refer to those who have died, despite the fact they'll never arrive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmla4t/late_is_used_to_refer_to_those_who_have_died/ (Lookinshreddedbro)
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It’s a compliment for a fake plant to look real. It’s also a compliment for a real plant to look fake.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hml9vq/its_a_compliment_for_a_fake_plant_to_look_real/ (KennyMcCormick)
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Aladdin could have just handed the lamp to Jasmine and got 3 more wishes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hml9d4/aladdin_could_have_just_handed_the_lamp_to/ (gray_0726)
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In Toy Story, toys probably become sentient at some point in their construction and somehow refrain from freaking out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hml85j/in_toy_story_toys_probably_become_sentient_at/ (JustnTimberfake1)
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Keep Inventory is the opposite of Hardcore mode

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hml7r4/keep_inventory_is_the_opposite_of_hardcore_mode/ (meh-oh-nai-se)
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Honey bees get free housing in exchange for honey. It’s a pretty sweet deal and they can leave anytime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hml7b9/honey_bees_get_free_housing_in_exchange_for_honey/ (human8ure)
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Your always gonna be alone in life, only with the illusion that you aren’t alone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hml6ku/your_always_gonna_be_alone_in_life_only_with_the/ (YTAppleDemo)
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Effective communication is mostly about finding the right cultural references.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hml67s/effective_communication_is_mostly_about_finding/ (spidaminida)
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You have your pet only for a part of your life, but they have you for their entire life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hml5ma/you_have_your_pet_only_for_a_part_of_your_life/ (willy25o)
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Your barber sees the back of your neck more than you do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hml41d/your_barber_sees_the_back_of_your_neck_more_than/ (LordandSaviourSmash)
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Punching your memory foam pillow is all fun and games until it remembers your moves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hml33i/punching_your_memory_foam_pillow_is_all_fun_and/ (Gio_21_Void)
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Stephen Hawking could’ve become the most consistent actor ever if he’d started in his later life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hml339/stephen_hawking_couldve_become_the_most/ (Scotchio-M)
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In order to fall asleep, first you need to pretend to be asleep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmky9j/in_order_to_fall_asleep_first_you_need_to_pretend/ (ilayda_k)
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Food can be both cold and hot depending on the meaning of the word "hot".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmkxqn/food_can_be_both_cold_and_hot_depending_on_the/ (YigaBlademaster516)
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There's probably a boatload of hilarious scenes from comedy movies and shows that we never got to see because the actors kept bursting into laughter and they couldn't make a usable take.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmkvdj/theres_probably_a_boatload_of_hilarious_scenes/ (ItzAsh2543)
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Rival producers probably bet on feuding rappers like wrestlers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmkvcs/rival_producers_probably_bet_on_feuding_rappers/ (EmojiPNG)
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Someone probably tested out Harry Potters wand before he bought it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmkvby/someone_probably_tested_out_harry_potters_wand/ (SentientToaster0808)
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When a celebrity dies, someone on Wikipedia has to change e verbs from present to past

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmktqr/when_a_celebrity_dies_someone_on_wikipedia_has_to/ (mpg907)
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White Claw is Capri Sun for adults.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmksvc/white_claw_is_capri_sun_for_adults/ (KindlyOlPornographer)
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The good thing about not having a gun is that if a situation comes up where you do need it, you’ll never need it again after that.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmkryx/the_good_thing_about_not_having_a_gun_is_that_if/ (AppleberryJames)
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The clitoris is the only organ in the human body which has stimulation and pleasure as it’s sole function.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmkqj7/the_clitoris_is_the_only_organ_in_the_human_body/ (tombstone_cheetos)
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The only person that can pull of jorts is John Cena

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmkpp5/the_only_person_that_can_pull_of_jorts_is_john/ (TheFlame150)
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Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmkpg2/every_machine_is_a_smoke_machine_if_you_operate/ (eternalrefuge86)
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If Taft wasn't fat, you probably wouldn't know about him.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmkoek/if_taft_wasnt_fat_you_probably_wouldnt_know_about/ (the_potato_smuggler)
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You could die at any second by spontaneous combustion

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmko4k/you_could_die_at_any_second_by_spontaneous/ (Neithersmile)
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Blackheads are the butt plugs of pores.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmklw8/blackheads_are_the_butt_plugs_of_pores/ (ROWDY_RODDY_PEEEPER)
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“Inside out” and “outside in” are exactly the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmkl2b/inside_out_and_outside_in_are_exactly_the_same/ (PM_ME_UR_TORTILLA)
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In a way, an Oreo is a condensed whoopie pie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmkkzy/in_a_way_an_oreo_is_a_condensed_whoopie_pie/ (MsShort69)
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The letter W start with D.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmkkh6/the_letter_w_start_with_d/ (youngestedgar7)
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Chances are you haven’t heard most conversations about you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmkj79/chances_are_you_havent_heard_most_conversations/ ([deleted])
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Taxes are the yearly subscription to where you live. Your benefits (lifestyle) determine the premium you have pay (tax). After a certain level of premium, you unlock the cheat code and pay little to no subscription (tax).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmkj1a/taxes_are_the_yearly_subscription_to_where_you/ (DeRio14)
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Everyone is a friend unless proven otherwise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmkh96/everyone_is_a_friend_unless_proven_otherwise/ (CryonicStrider)
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Wearing a mask won’t kill you. But not wearing one can possibly kill others.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmkfdx/wearing_a_mask_wont_kill_you_but_not_wearing_one/ (PonerBenis6)
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The crunchier the peanut butter, the harder it is to spread on toast. However, if you go for maximum crunchiness (straight up peanuts), it becomes even easier to spread than smooth peanut butter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmkf7w/the_crunchier_the_peanut_butter_the_harder_it_is/ (PhenoManan)
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when you burp you get to taste what you consumed twice so you get twice the value

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmke47/when_you_burp_you_get_to_taste_what_you_consumed/ (im_probably_on_crack)
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It's possible to suffocate yourself by breathing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmke1l/its_possible_to_suffocate_yourself_by_breathing/ (puzh_buttonz)
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The story of Persephone and the pomagranite is the Greek version of Eve eating the fruit in the garden of Eden

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmkdl0/the_story_of_persephone_and_the_pomagranite_is/ (totoCALV1N)
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Moby Dick is about seamen searching for semen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmkbvb/moby_dick_is_about_seamen_searching_for_semen/ (SicklemanofWV)
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Wealth is wasted on the rich.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmkbkr/wealth_is_wasted_on_the_rich/ (plaintxt)
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Considering the story of the Trojan Horse, it seems the condom brand is sending mixed signals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmk7w1/considering_the_story_of_the_trojan_horse_it/ (ExcellentDerp)
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The brain named itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmk5ya/the_brain_named_itself/ (UltimaterializerX)
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The average person has approximately 1/2 a penis, 1/2 a vagina, 1 testicle and 1 ovary.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmk5nw/the_average_person_has_approximately_12_a_penis/ (nahm17)
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Countless songs have been written about heartache, yet none were written about toothache : which is much worst !

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmk5gy/countless_songs_have_been_written_about_heartache/ (MsAzizaGoatinsky)
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You always find things in the last place you look for them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmk3ue/you_always_find_things_in_the_last_place_you_look/ (aaarrrgghhhhhh)
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Cliffhangers are only effective when they

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmk3fj/cliffhangers_are_only_effective_when_they/ (Mitchinatr)
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Making dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets brings the evolution of chickens full circle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmk3dy/making_dinosaurshaped_chicken_nuggets_brings_the/ (welltechnically7)
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There's a story behind every warning label.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmk1vx/theres_a_story_behind_every_warning_label/ (JesseB342)
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Considering that bullies always seem to drive badass Camaros, the amount of lunch money they steal must be staggering.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmk1ud/considering_that_bullies_always_seem_to_drive/ (rybutler)
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If wrestling is all for show, then it’s just a bunch of muscular theatre kids

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmk1lm/if_wrestling_is_all_for_show_then_its_just_a/ (plato-knows-nothing)
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The word bed looks like a bed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmk1gj/the_word_bed_looks_like_a_bed/ (fistrroboto)
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A memory gun in real life would make the victim not remember anything such as languages, not just make them forgot about their friends and family.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmk1aa/a_memory_gun_in_real_life_would_make_the_victim/ (yaboy1_)
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No label can take your humanity away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmk118/no_label_can_take_your_humanity_away/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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The “Will” in “Will Smith” is short for Willard, not William.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmjzz3/the_will_in_will_smith_is_short_for_willard_not/ (1337___)
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He's a Pirate actually isn't Captain Jack Sparrow's theme. It's Will Turner's.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmjys4/hes_a_pirate_actually_isnt_captain_jack_sparrows/ (MrArtistry)
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It’s possible that Ghislaine Maxwell was JE’s dead man switch and her arrest was the trigger

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmjxiw/its_possible_that_ghislaine_maxwell_was_jes_dead/ (rider_of_the_storm)
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People with no arms or legs would require a lot less calorie intake to stay alive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmjw6t/people_with_no_arms_or_legs_would_require_a_lot/ (Erikjb12)
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Growing up is realizing Max, from sharkboy and lava girl, had maladaptive daydreaming, which is a psychosis.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmjv4a/growing_up_is_realizing_max_from_sharkboy_and/ (harmony-rose)
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USB goes in hole up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmjuq3/usb_goes_in_hole_up/ (Gary_October)
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Human saliva may be considered venomous to some unknown species out there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmjsr0/human_saliva_may_be_considered_venomous_to_some/ (kaiserkarl36)
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You don't eat the core of an apple but you still remove the short stem.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmjspp/you_dont_eat_the_core_of_an_apple_but_you_still/ (Davidjhyatt)
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Hollywood is trying to make up for perpetuating racial stereotypes by perpetuating new racial stereotypes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmjr4b/hollywood_is_trying_to_make_up_for_perpetuating/ (AMRunner)
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Everyone has watched an unskippable ad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmjr40/everyone_has_watched_an_unskippable_ad/ (Gary_October)
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Gagnam Style is the first KPOP you have ever listened to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmjr1o/gagnam_style_is_the_first_kpop_you_have_ever/ (DankTandon)
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The monkey rides skateboards better than the fire man does the rump shaker

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmjpkz/the_monkey_rides_skateboards_better_than_the_fire/ (strangerwithabigiron)
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the charging port of your phone is its bellybutton, since its always filled with gross stuff

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmjod6/the_charging_port_of_your_phone_is_its/ (STAR1035)
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Planet earth is pregnant with all living life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmjnrd/planet_earth_is_pregnant_with_all_living_life/ (PalmFingerNails)
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A cyclops can't find sun glasses anywhere

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmjn59/a_cyclops_cant_find_sun_glasses_anywhere/ (Seedpound)
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If Kanye wins the race Kim will be the only spouse everyone’s seen naked

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmjl4s/if_kanye_wins_the_race_kim_will_be_the_only/ (AppleberryJames)
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Naruto became more about whose eyes are stronger than actual ninjas.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmjj6i/naruto_became_more_about_whose_eyes_are_stronger/ (AaravX7)
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At some point during cremation, the body reaches perfect cooking temperature

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmjir9/at_some_point_during_cremation_the_body_reaches/ (Tritanexsposed)
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In the future companies will hire people to press a button simply to clear Captcha, as documented by George Jetson.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmjh0i/in_the_future_companies_will_hire_people_to_press/ (Steelbros13)
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There are people here that ACTUALLY think they’re the main character of the story and it really shows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmjgw4/there_are_people_here_that_actually_think_theyre/ (balalala_club)
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When fruits are genetically engineered not to have seeds, your technically neutering the fruit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmjfq4/when_fruits_are_genetically_engineered_not_to/ (lordexplosionmarder)
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We ought to start calling it Covfefe-19

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmjeum/we_ought_to_start_calling_it_covfefe19/ (CaptainSkull2030)
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Charging full tuition for online classes makes about as much sense as an online lecture.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmjec4/charging_full_tuition_for_online_classes_makes/ (ChickenBob323)
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Some things you trust more with your friends than family

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmje3z/some_things_you_trust_more_with_your_friends_than/ (Ali_46290)
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Because police are civilians, technically, every arrest is a citizens arrest. That is, unless the military does arrest you, then you're in real trouble.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmjcxe/because_police_are_civilians_technically_every/ (jayhalk1)
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People who is unable to talk, move or communicate in any form could potentially have multiple characters or personalities inside their mind just so they can have someone to talk to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmj6j8/people_who_is_unable_to_talk_move_or_communicate/ (CR_Pats)
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You know you are out of shape when you pull a muscle celebrating something too vigorously.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmj64f/you_know_you_are_out_of_shape_when_you_pull_a/ (EsotericRoundhouse)
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lips are made of nipple skin

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmj62g/lips_are_made_of_nipple_skin/ (kamelconn)
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Going back to sleep when you have a hangover with the hopes of feeling better when you wake up is comparable to rebooting with the hopes of solving a tech problem.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmj22p/going_back_to_sleep_when_you_have_a_hangover_with/ (TheloniousGun)
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English is known to many as the Lingua Franca, however, the word Lingua Franca is Italian.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmj03x/english_is_known_to_many_as_the_lingua_franca/ (WhyNotDoc)
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To attract attention, it is seen as more likely to work if you act as the other gender. Women have acted as males to get serious perspectives across and men act as women online to gain more attention.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmiy7x/to_attract_attention_it_is_seen_as_more_likely_to/ (Pandamonium231)
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JPEG compression can be used like carbon-dating for pictures on the internet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmiy73/jpeg_compression_can_be_used_like_carbondating/ (DennySloan)
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People who wear masks in public think people who don’t are crazy, and people who don’t wear masks think mask wearers are crazy; for very different reasons.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmixit/people_who_wear_masks_in_public_think_people_who/ (Lacy_Laplante89)
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Fish are literally mouth-breathers. They breath through their mouths and out their gills.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmiw0y/fish_are_literally_mouthbreathers_they_breath/ (Blu3Rhapsody)
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Hell is trying to find a phone holder that attaches to your car dash and doesn’t suck

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmivu5/hell_is_trying_to_find_a_phone_holder_that/ (DisBStupid)
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Dine in restaurants that are only doing takeout are saving on free refills.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmiupv/dine_in_restaurants_that_are_only_doing_takeout/ (c0pp3rdrag0n)
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Telling people that you think you’re becoming your dad is a very dad thing to do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmiu9b/telling_people_that_you_think_youre_becoming_your/ (NorpedHolland)
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The path of least resistance is the number one cause of health problems in society

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmitke/the_path_of_least_resistance_is_the_number_one/ (Seedpound)
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Gay Pride Month being smack dab in the middle of the bear mating season must have been a coincidence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmiq6t/gay_pride_month_being_smack_dab_in_the_middle_of/ (Trusts_but_verifies)
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Since matter is neither created nor destroyed, there’s a decent chance that you used to be a star or will eventually become a star

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmipg6/since_matter_is_neither_created_nor_destroyed/ (squanto420sqanching)
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If PI is infinite then at some point there will be a sequence of numbers that if converted into pixels will create an image of Danny DeVito

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmiozj/if_pi_is_infinite_then_at_some_point_there_will/ (wj7_02)
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Gta games have some of the funniest lines

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmin91/gta_games_have_some_of_the_funniest_lines/ (Wrathsquader)
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If you laugh at your laugh you will laugh forever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmimja/if_you_laugh_at_your_laugh_you_will_laugh_forever/ (OmarSamehh)
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Singing princesses are sirens of the animal world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmild2/singing_princesses_are_sirens_of_the_animal_world/ (OculusOpium)
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In the future, when a cartoon character has an idea, the symbol will be an LED bulb instead of an incandescent one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmikx2/in_the_future_when_a_cartoon_character_has_an/ (RodneyRoundHead)
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armistice day is the closest to an international holiday we'll probably get

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmij1h/armistice_day_is_the_closest_to_an_international/ (Yeet2006)
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Your dog is the only one naked in the room

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmiig5/your_dog_is_the_only_one_naked_in_the_room/ (Error404Android)
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If sоmеоnе is соnstаntly hugging аnd bеing аffесtiоnаte tоwаrds реорle оf thеir sаme gеnder, thеy arе еithеr vеry strаight оr vеry gау.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmihy0/if_sоmеоnе_is_соnstаntly_hugging_аnd_bеing/ (lollipoptart_)
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It's free to go to sleep early.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmihqk/its_free_to_go_to_sleep_early/ (Blacky05)
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Dating is the free trial of marriage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmigxh/dating_is_the_free_trial_of_marriage/ (JonSolo1)
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A heater is so inefficient with electricity its efficient to be a heater.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmig9f/a_heater_is_so_inefficient_with_electricity_its/ (potatogamer555)
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Crossdressers are LARPers of the opposite gender

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmifhb/crossdressers_are_larpers_of_the_opposite_gender/ (leader_of_hundred)
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ElonMusk is as replaceable as a construction worker.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmieid/elonmusk_is_as_replaceable_as_a_construction/ (DangerousDeveloper)
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If teleportation ever becomes a reality, ‘hacking’ a way in will have a whole new meaning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmidu8/if_teleportation_ever_becomes_a_reality_hacking_a/ (_George_Costanza_)
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It’s a good thing scam artists aren’t better at grammar and punctuation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmidi1/its_a_good_thing_scam_artists_arent_better_at/ (feliscumpleanos)
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A man who truely has nothing to lose has nothing to fear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmiaxg/a_man_who_truely_has_nothing_to_lose_has_nothing/ (-Benjamin_Dover-)
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We're all hypocrites in ways we don't even realize.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmiaeu/were_all_hypocrites_in_ways_we_dont_even_realize/ (WebSurferLifeless)
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Somewhere out there, a parrot is helping facilitate the destruction of a relationship.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmi8rk/somewhere_out_there_a_parrot_is_helping/ (LifeSacrificed)
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Mirrors are every color

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmi70k/mirrors_are_every_color/ (EsreverEdicius)
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Оnе оf thе bеst раrts аbоut bеing immоrtаl is thаt уоu gеt sеniоr disсоunt fоrеvеr.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmi6xs/оnе_оf_thе_bеst_раrts_аbоut_bеing_immоrtаl_is/ (lollipoptart_)
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An unwanted piece of furniture is less likely to be taken if it has a FREE sign on it than if it has an actual price.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmi6ap/an_unwanted_piece_of_furniture_is_less_likely_to/ (RobertGBradley)
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Vertical meters seem larger that horizontal meter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmi5pc/vertical_meters_seem_larger_that_horizontal_meter/ (tonchi490)
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The difficulty curve of idle games like Adventure Capitalist is the exact opposite of real life. In real life, it's difficult to start earning money but once you get rich it becomes a lot easier.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmi4f3/the_difficulty_curve_of_idle_games_like_adventure/ (iiToaster)
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Our speaking is actually just us pushing air with our lungs, and mouth, cheek and lips just decrypts the air.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmi46x/our_speaking_is_actually_just_us_pushing_air_with/ (bonapartynapoleon)
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Singing into a fan was the original autotune

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmi3b9/singing_into_a_fan_was_the_original_autotune/ ([deleted])
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It's harder making a comment here than applying for a credit card.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmi2en/its_harder_making_a_comment_here_than_applying/ (all4reddit)
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Blind people can use their phone in their pocket if they have headphones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmi2ed/blind_people_can_use_their_phone_in_their_pocket/ (AnnexFromCanada)
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When a celebrity talks about anything serious and dark it’s a “mood”. When anyone else does it it’s “edgy” and “emo”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmi20z/when_a_celebrity_talks_about_anything_serious_and/ (BigMusclesBepis)
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On the contrary of smart people, idiots are always loud.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmi1tu/on_the_contrary_of_smart_people_idiots_are_always/ (Jinno69)
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Considering they’re ancestors, dinosaurs might have tasted like chicken.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmi1pf/considering_theyre_ancestors_dinosaurs_might_have/ (darthva)
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When real life nature looks like a painting, it’s beautiful. When paintings look like real life nature, it’s beautiful.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmi1ha/when_real_life_nature_looks_like_a_painting_its/ (kinda-random-ngl)
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Unencumbered sneezing is the most satisfying thing given how little effort and how quick it occurs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmi1gh/unencumbered_sneezing_is_the_most_satisfying/ (epi_glowworm)
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One of the easiest ways to offend someone is to insult their favorite musician/artist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmi0ah/one_of_the_easiest_ways_to_offend_someone_is_to/ (RedditEffigy)
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Someone once looked at a centipede and thought "I need to catch it and count its legs"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmi06d/someone_once_looked_at_a_centipede_and_thought_i/ (RudyChristina7)
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In a sinister enough perspective, the humanitarian approach to avoiding Natural Selection in humans has probably caused a lot of the burdens humans have faced in the last 100+ years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmhzy2/in_a_sinister_enough_perspective_the_humanitarian/ (MultiPass21)
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Clouds don’t always have to be something else. Sometimes a nice cloud shape is most pleasing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmhxp0/clouds_dont_always_have_to_be_something_else/ (UnproductiveAcct)
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A person's web browser search engine can tell a lot about them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmhxlw/a_persons_web_browser_search_engine_can_tell_a/ (sk8gamer88)
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Your neighbors pets can probably hear you masturbating

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmhxiz/your_neighbors_pets_can_probably_hear_you/ (CallMeCurious)
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Abstract art looks better the older you get

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmhxgj/abstract_art_looks_better_the_older_you_get/ (Pryseck)
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There are family trees that have gone from hundreds of branches at some point, to none.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmhwz5/there_are_family_trees_that_have_gone_from/ (MonkeyNoughts)
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The inside of your body is always dark. Your organs, cells, everything works in total darkness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmhwiz/the_inside_of_your_body_is_always_dark_your/ (EsreverEdicius)
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Giants seem evil in films, but people kill "annoying" bugs like nothing happened

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmhwfb/giants_seem_evil_in_films_but_people_kill/ (C4si098)
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The sun has about eight moons

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmhvyi/the_sun_has_about_eight_moons/ (AxialGem)
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The movie Forrest Gump is about a man who is consistently rewarded for thoughtlessly abiding by the powers above him, and a woman who is punished for rebelling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmhujz/the_movie_forrest_gump_is_about_a_man_who_is/ (bgarvey24)
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The black spots of cows could be warmer from the sun than white ones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmhtkt/the_black_spots_of_cows_could_be_warmer_from_the/ (ItsAdewsy)
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If you are alive, you always have to go to sleep later. Rather it be for a while, or forever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmhsk1/if_you_are_alive_you_always_have_to_go_to_sleep/ (LilDominator64)
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Dreams are never completed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmhs8j/dreams_are_never_completed/ (dezdance)
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Mirrors don’t have a color

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmhrbw/mirrors_dont_have_a_color/ (EsreverEdicius)
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Gym Punching Bags are probably seeing more action than ever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmhqu7/gym_punching_bags_are_probably_seeing_more_action/ (Suthrnr)
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Tiktok is kinda like the herpes of the internet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmhlby/tiktok_is_kinda_like_the_herpes_of_the_internet/ (tutumannyaque)
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Actual Nerf guns have kept up the same level of quality over the years, which makes them one of the few items that haven't been nerfed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmhkyq/actual_nerf_guns_have_kept_up_the_same_level_of/ (windburner)
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Condoms are the most lethal weapon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmhjsy/condoms_are_the_most_lethal_weapon/ (Epictete21)
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The stars that forged the atoms in your body may have done it consciously

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmhhkm/the_stars_that_forged_the_atoms_in_your_body_may/ (NugKnights)
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We as the human species (apes) have ruined every single possibility for any other species on earth to reach our level of evolutionary intelligence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmhhk4/we_as_the_human_species_apes_have_ruined_every/ (iwanttobeachildagain)
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All the rappers who rap about sex could be virgins.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmhgd9/all_the_rappers_who_rap_about_sex_could_be_virgins/ (Guineapigsssss)
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The way we see ourselves in a mirror isn't how other people see us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmhg0k/the_way_we_see_ourselves_in_a_mirror_isnt_how/ (G29SNXD)
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Humans can belong anywhere they please to, not just in some social group or race where they are accepted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmhfxs/humans_can_belong_anywhere_they_please_to_not/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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When you can't find the remote, it's probably because it is in a remote place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmhfne/when_you_cant_find_the_remote_its_probably/ (MinFootspace)
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ASAP sounds more urgent than "As soon as possible."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmhexo/asap_sounds_more_urgent_than_as_soon_as_possible/ (My_Blocks_Dropped)
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There’s likely a decent amount of students whose dogs actually ate their homework, only for their teachers not to believe them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmheji/theres_likely_a_decent_amount_of_students_whose/ (jgarcia18)
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Some of the water you drink predates the formation of the sun

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmheia/some_of_the_water_you_drink_predates_the/ (AxialGem)
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Privilege is having the money to spend on a Snapchat model’s premium account so you can jerk it to her asshole specifically when there are literally millions of free assholes available for beating off all over the internet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmheck/privilege_is_having_the_money_to_spend_on_a/ (Barjack521)
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Photo-bombing is the IRL version of "I want to be in the screen shot"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmhcwu/photobombing_is_the_irl_version_of_i_want_to_be/ (mikesbullseye)
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50% right is still 100% wrong

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmhcnv/50_right_is_still_100_wrong/ (wonder-maker)
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Anything’s chewable if you bite hard enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmhbeb/anythings_chewable_if_you_bite_hard_enough/ (dubcp4)
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Telling someone to not give into peer pressure is a form of peer pressure.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmh70g/telling_someone_to_not_give_into_peer_pressure_is/ (ben10wald)
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Pirating songs back in the day probably involved an actual pirate murdering a guy and stealing his lute.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmh549/pirating_songs_back_in_the_day_probably_involved/ (Squeakypuff)
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Your fast food order has probably been messed up before but actually came out right by sheer dumb luck.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmh4jk/your_fast_food_order_has_probably_been_messed_up/ (ZachVII7)
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S/he who has the TV controller becomes the TV controller

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmh0ar/she_who_has_the_tv_controller_becomes_the_tv/ (Inqinity)
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It's actually really sad that a game like GTA V lasted longer than a whole console generation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmgzk9/its_actually_really_sad_that_a_game_like_gta_v/ (TomKark)
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There’s no way to prove we all see the same colors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmgytl/theres_no_way_to_prove_we_all_see_the_same_colors/ (joshfaulk225)
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The smartest dog takes out the largest loan

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmgyg4/the_smartest_dog_takes_out_the_largest_loan/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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Charcoal has flavors that cowards will never taste

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmgy3s/charcoal_has_flavors_that_cowards_will_never_taste/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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Cats and dogs must really hate it when a swarm of bats pass by. It would feel like a whole lot of screams to them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmgx1m/cats_and_dogs_must_really_hate_it_when_a_swarm_of/ (GoobeNanmaga)
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The sound engineer for Pacman probably had a very scratchy ear

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmgui5/the_sound_engineer_for_pacman_probably_had_a_very/ (Relftion)
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The difference between a guy being creepy or romantic depends on how attractive they are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmgu5j/the_difference_between_a_guy_being_creepy_or/ (IAmBlack626)
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Pitbulls aren't aggressive, they just don't know any better just like any other dog. A good owner's first job is to teach them to know better.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmgt4b/pitbulls_arent_aggressive_they_just_dont_know_any/ (Koifish_Coyote)
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Every drink with ice in it slowly makes its overall composition more water and less drink

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmgsvq/every_drink_with_ice_in_it_slowly_makes_its/ (burningtowns)
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It's easier to 'break the ice' with someone, when you are 'on thin ice'.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmgscp/its_easier_to_break_the_ice_with_someone_when_you/ (MostExpensiveThing)
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If you swallow a matryoshka doll: you become one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmgrzt/if_you_swallow_a_matryoshka_doll_you_become_one/ (MelvinPace)
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Telling a woman she looks 18 is a compliment but telling a man he looks 18 is a diss

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmgqng/telling_a_woman_she_looks_18_is_a_compliment_but/ (AnxiousEel)
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Mrs. Frizzle could probably be sued for some serious child endangerment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmgqei/mrs_frizzle_could_probably_be_sued_for_some/ (ParzyPeevesy)
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Dipping apples in peanut butter is delicious, but the thought of mixing peanut butter in applesauce is gross.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmgorr/dipping_apples_in_peanut_butter_is_delicious_but/ (NothingIsInMyButt)
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Reporting wholesome content once in a while as dangerous content will give those to check for it something uplifting to look at for a change.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmgnih/reporting_wholesome_content_once_in_a_while_as/ (FiveFingerDisco)
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We probably put too much trust in traffic lights.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmgldq/we_probably_put_too_much_trust_in_traffic_lights/ (thesmartass1)
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The 2005 animated movie Robots is blatantly about the pitfalls of late stage capitalism, the “outmodes” representing the working class

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmgkgk/the_2005_animated_movie_robots_is_blatantly_about/ (Quite_fond_of_geckos)
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If you order a cardboard box online and it comes in another box, you're getting a pretty good 2 for 1 deal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmgjkr/if_you_order_a_cardboard_box_online_and_it_comes/ (Real_Normal)
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Typing the symbol @ takes as much effort as typing at.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmgin9/typing_the_symbol_takes_as_much_effort_as_typing/ (c0pp3rdrag0n)
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All BR's are also MOBA's.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmgi6y/all_brs_are_also_mobas/ (KaoNekiCepovi)
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A coin flip has three possible outcomes...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmge08/a_coin_flip_has_three_possible_outcomes/ (ChaddyMcChadface)
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The difference between being IN a boat and ON a boat is the size of the boat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmgdxt/the_difference_between_being_in_a_boat_and_on_a/ (Lyretongue)
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Smiling at someone when they can’t see your face is the new waving at someone who was waving at someone else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmgde5/smiling_at_someone_when_they_cant_see_your_face/ (BreatheMyStink)
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It is interesting to watch old movies based in the future become less and less impressive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmgd7p/it_is_interesting_to_watch_old_movies_based_in/ (Lord_lenkesh)
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You're not actual any more likely to eat cake on your cake day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmgd5k/youre_not_actual_any_more_likely_to_eat_cake_on/ (isthisthememeplace)
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Someone is the youngest of their generation and doesn't know it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmgcnx/someone_is_the_youngest_of_their_generation_and/ (Yebitz)
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Everyone always takes everything they eat to go.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmgcfb/everyone_always_takes_everything_they_eat_to_go/ (puzh_buttonz)
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People who refuse to wear a mask citing the "right to be free" will suddenly start wearing them when their medical insurance company threatens to drop coverage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmgcdc/people_who_refuse_to_wear_a_mask_citing_the_right/ (1970s_MonkeyKing)
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supermarkets are research labs, we are the subject, what we buy is data entry values, entrance product placement is hypothesis, product sections are the control group, statisticians are the scientists

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmgcbm/supermarkets_are_research_labs_we_are_the_subject/ (karamdabagh)
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yall ever look up in the sky and realize some clouds are HD and some aren’t

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmgc67/yall_ever_look_up_in_the_sky_and_realize_some/ (soulfuricc)
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Happy wheels is actually kind of realistic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmgap1/happy_wheels_is_actually_kind_of_realistic/ (not-SinperXclawZ)
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It’s entirely possible that someone in the xenomorph universe had a gag fetish and an entire movie could be made on the premise of other people trying to keep them from facehuggers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmgamg/its_entirely_possible_that_someone_in_the/ (MarsLander10)
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Wrestling is a sport where men without pants fight for a belt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmg8nw/wrestling_is_a_sport_where_men_without_pants/ (JaredLiwet)
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Obituary is another way of saying oh bitch, you were a...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmg863/obituary_is_another_way_of_saying_oh_bitch_you/ (wils_152)
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Steve makes digging holes look easier than it is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmg69d/steve_makes_digging_holes_look_easier_than_it_is/ (Half-rated)
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If you're IN a boat, it's small. But if you're ON a boat, it's large.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmg5cc/if_youre_in_a_boat_its_small_but_if_youre_on_a/ ([deleted])
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Maybe there really is a better afterworld and people that were killed thank their murderer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmg4ke/maybe_there_really_is_a_better_afterworld_and/ (unique_burrito)
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Considering that all the land on the Earth is connected where only some of it is above sea level, we are all just living on the mountains of Earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmg2oo/considering_that_all_the_land_on_the_earth_is/ (SpectacularShoelace)
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Beaches are weird things to have.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmg1wu/beaches_are_weird_things_to_have/ (hgb123doremi)
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Women in their early 20s reject younger men but men in their late 20s reject older women

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmg1mv/women_in_their_early_20s_reject_younger_men_but/ (zzthechampion)
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Everyone wants to go viral until they start getting notifications every 2 seconds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmfzw5/everyone_wants_to_go_viral_until_they_start/ (Nightttfury)
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Our generation is so sad and tragic that the only topic on which we all can relate to each other is depression or sadness or chaos.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmfybx/our_generation_is_so_sad_and_tragic_that_the_only/ (chxitxli)
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If you round every math problem to the nearest zero, math gets a whole lot easier

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmfxxd/if_you_round_every_math_problem_to_the_nearest/ (Dave_Kiroma)
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All Teddy Bears are empty inside until someone fills the void. Teddy Bears are often given as gifts to fill the voids of others.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmfxs3/all_teddy_bears_are_empty_inside_until_someone/ (Soulfox1988)
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Humans are evolving at the fastest speed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmfwsw/humans_are_evolving_at_the_fastest_speed/ (ietsietsiets)
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If commiting many murders makes you a serial killer, planting a bomb in a mall makes you a parallel killer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmfw61/if_commiting_many_murders_makes_you_a_serial/ (slightlymoldyorange)
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Popcorn for dinner, still vegetables.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmfs6p/popcorn_for_dinner_still_vegetables/ (paperplateface)
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Cohabitation is the #1 threat to any relationship.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmfs3u/cohabitation_is_the_1_threat_to_any_relationship/ (PatchThePiracy)
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Everyone always says “don’t run with scissors” but no one ever says why

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmfrd5/everyone_always_says_dont_run_with_scissors_but/ ([deleted])
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Masks are a socially acceptable way for people with cold sores to hide them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmfqut/masks_are_a_socially_acceptable_way_for_people/ (RedditIsDrunkAccount)
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Pencils were replaced by the pen, but the Amish in one last stance of defiance kept the pencils in our grip

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmfpj4/pencils_were_replaced_by_the_pen_but_the_amish_in/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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Smash Mouth singing “Somebody once told, the world is gonna roll me,” is about rick rolling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmfp8j/smash_mouth_singing_somebody_once_told_the_world/ (BadBroBobby)
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As a kid you want an earlier birthday. As an adult you want a later one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmfnjn/as_a_kid_you_want_an_earlier_birthday_as_an_adult/ (7heDarkMast3R)
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Roadsides are some of the largest unofficial cemeteries in the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmflx0/roadsides_are_some_of_the_largest_unofficial/ (skivviesaurus)
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Teenagers would get better help with their mental health if being a ‘moody teenager’ wasn’t a stereotype.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmfl70/teenagers_would_get_better_help_with_their_mental/ (HugeComedian)
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All Teddy Bears are empty inside, until someone fills the void. Teddy Bears are often given as gifts to help fill the void of another.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmfkfu/all_teddy_bears_are_empty_inside_until_someone/ ([deleted])
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You have two armpits but only one legpit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmfibn/you_have_two_armpits_but_only_one_legpit/ (Sunkitt_Katte)
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The human self-destruct button is located in the neck, and it has to be pressed for multiple seconds for a successful shut down

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmfhkf/the_human_selfdestruct_button_is_located_in_the/ (tommasogalimbertii)
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Urinals are at least 10 times wider than they need to be

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmfgti/urinals_are_at_least_10_times_wider_than_they/ (ihavethebestmarriage)
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Deaf people could have accents and they wouldn't even know about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmffs7/deaf_people_could_have_accents_and_they_wouldnt/ (Obscure_Occultist)
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In the immoveable object vs unstoppable force paradox surely if the force was truly unstoppable it'd find a way to avoid or circumvent the immovable object

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmfcy1/in_the_immoveable_object_vs_unstoppable_force/ (alfred_potter)
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Everyone gets their drivers' license on the off-chance that a cop pulls them over.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmfbag/everyone_gets_their_drivers_license_on_the/ (secondchupacabra)
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Оne оf tнe веst раrts авоut веing iммоrtаl is tнаt уоu gеt sеniоr disсоunt fоrеvеr.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmfa9j/оne_оf_tнe_веst_раrts_авоut_веing_iммоrtаl_is/ (lollipoptart_)
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Capitalism is a ponzi scheme where the millions of poverty slots emptied by people moving up are filled by millions of others moving down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmfa23/capitalism_is_a_ponzi_scheme_where_the_millions/ (DangerousDeveloper)
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Cars use us to get to the gas station

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmf8qb/cars_use_us_to_get_to_the_gas_station/ (elprimowashere123)
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No matter what opinion, there will always be at least one person supporting it and one person not supporting it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmf8bi/no_matter_what_opinion_there_will_always_be_at/ (FrozenShadows_)
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Vampires are always depicted as very well groomed despite not being able to use mirrors at all

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmf7tr/vampires_are_always_depicted_as_very_well_groomed/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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To the living, we owe respect. To the dead, we owe the truth. To the undead, we owe silver, garlic and mirrors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmf6qk/to_the_living_we_owe_respect_to_the_dead_we_owe/ (SerMercutio)
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If you could see all the food you have eaten in your entire life, it’d be a lot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmf6d0/if_you_could_see_all_the_food_you_have_eaten_in/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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Right this moment, you could be inhaling a small portion of air that came from the last breath of someone you've never met.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmf3xm/right_this_moment_you_could_be_inhaling_a_small/ (Soulfox1988)
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You've probably been very close to a serial killer or murderer at one point in their lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmf3rw/youve_probably_been_very_close_to_a_serial_killer/ (Kalajasavakuy)
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A lot of these thoughts aren't even in the shower.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmf1e5/a_lot_of_these_thoughts_arent_even_in_the_shower/ (Kalajasavakuy)
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If quizzes are quizzical, then tests are...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmf13o/if_quizzes_are_quizzical_then_tests_are/ (Kalajasavakuy)
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The fact that pornhub is one of few places where you are not judged for sexuality, race or gender says a lot about society.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmezw7/the_fact_that_pornhub_is_one_of_few_places_where/ (Lizzie_Demon)
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Biting a human being in self-defense seems like a perfectly rational method, but biting an animal seems stupid and ridiculous.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmeyki/biting_a_human_being_in_selfdefense_seems_like_a/ (FloatingCactus6)
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In Toy Story, Woody existed at least 30 years before Andy was even born and he never talks about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmexxy/in_toy_story_woody_existed_at_least_30_years/ (AldenDi)
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Santa only has to work one day a year because of the crazy amount of royalties he gets from companies using his image.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmex70/santa_only_has_to_work_one_day_a_year_because_of/ (Cerokun)
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The fact that trees cannot defend themselves played a huge role in the start of human civilization

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmex6v/the_fact_that_trees_cannot_defend_themselves/ (PhotonSharpedo)
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Imperfections in drawings of people show how even the tiniest little detail can make someone look different

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmevp5/imperfections_in_drawings_of_people_show_how_even/ (Cynadote)
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By being too tolerant we are beginning to tolerate intolerance

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmeurm/by_being_too_tolerant_we_are_beginning_to/ (dozreddit)
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The day you need to remove stickers is the day you decided to trim your nails.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmetlf/the_day_you_need_to_remove_stickers_is_the_day/ (Happy_Each_Day)
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When you look at yourself in a mirror you’re just staring at a Human car and your brain drives it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmescf/when_you_look_at_yourself_in_a_mirror_youre_just/ (imstupid420)
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The reason you survived near-death experiences is because of plot armor as your life story isn't complete yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmequ1/the_reason_you_survived_neardeath_experiences_is/ (LordPoseidon12)
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When you imgaine licking somthing you can feel the texture of it on your tongue even if you have never experienced it, but when you're hungry you can't imagine being full and when you're full you can't imagine being hungry, even though you've experience both many times

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmeqtw/when_you_imgaine_licking_somthing_you_can_feel/ (_3san)
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You never really realize how much you use a certain muscle until it starts cramping up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmeq7m/you_never_really_realize_how_much_you_use_a/ (activistss)
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The first surgeons had to learn by trial and error.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmemel/the_first_surgeons_had_to_learn_by_trial_and_error/ (LilBluSmurf)
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You can rhyme anything if you never finish the sentence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmelto/you_can_rhyme_anything_if_you_never_finish_the/ (BlanketMage)
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You can tell which people have good hygiene by the way they wear their mask.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmek50/you_can_tell_which_people_have_good_hygiene_by/ (GoldSanchezium)
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There are millions of people who haven't ridden a bicycle in over 10 years yet they have no idea it's been that long.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmejtw/there_are_millions_of_people_who_havent_ridden_a/ (Neorio1)
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Nothing can be 100% unified because people always want something different.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmeitg/nothing_can_be_100_unified_because_people_always/ (PhD3DP)
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When you die, the rest of eternity passes in the blink of an eye from your point of view, and the universe ends.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmeijk/when_you_die_the_rest_of_eternity_passes_in_the/ (petersenerrr)
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Snape not insisting on goggles probably injured a lot of Hogwarts students

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmeh9e/snape_not_insisting_on_goggles_probably_injured_a/ (SilverAssasin337)
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Inception is described as a movie about dreams within dreams, but would really be nightmares within nightmares to most people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmeh9a/inception_is_described_as_a_movie_about_dreams/ (anatomyofawriter)
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If drunk NASCAR is real, the lawyers would make more money than the drivers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmegpd/if_drunk_nascar_is_real_the_lawyers_would_make/ (Gamers_Against_Thots)
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You make infinite progress if you do something, starting from 0.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmefix/you_make_infinite_progress_if_you_do_something/ (nocturnal_1_1995)
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Sometimes we go up the stairs like an animal, but we never go downstairs like an animal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hme9bd/sometimes_we_go_up_the_stairs_like_an_animal_but/ (kippycaps)
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technically, you remember less then 1% of your life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hme7rk/technically_you_remember_less_then_1_of_your_life/ (Proud-Search)
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There should really be more serving size info on serving spoons, ladles, cups, bowls etc. to help with portion control.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmdyzv/there_should_really_be_more_serving_size_info_on/ (CivilianNumberFour)
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If we think about it, britishers successfully colonised the entire world as English is now used almost everywhere on the planet and has become a way to communicate with people with different first languages

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmdy6w/if_we_think_about_it_britishers_successfully/ ([deleted])
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Everytime you find money on the ground it's your alien overlord sponsoring you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmdxg4/everytime_you_find_money_on_the_ground_its_your/ (caseyboyd2)
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The more you add sides to a 2D shape, the more it becomes like a circle. But a circle is only 1 side.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmdx8g/the_more_you_add_sides_to_a_2d_shape_the_more_it/ (smackheadsnake)
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I am 100% confident that if I ever hit a kid with my car, it will be because I'm staring at my speedometer in a school zone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmdwiz/i_am_100_confident_that_if_i_ever_hit_a_kid_with/ (KristiSoko)
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People who have twins and triplets are at a higher product output percentage per sex session and if that was their job they'd probably be promoted

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmdtqr/people_who_have_twins_and_triplets_are_at_a/ ([deleted])
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A kid is way more likely to lure an adult into a van with candy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmdt9w/a_kid_is_way_more_likely_to_lure_an_adult_into_a/ (CandyZandie)
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Nothing can be 100% united because people always want something different.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmdsjo/nothing_can_be_100_united_because_people_always/ (PhD3DP)
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Car horns should only be allowed to be in pitches C, E, and G, so whenever two people honk at the same time it will be in harmony and traffic jams will sound like symphonies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmdrdl/car_horns_should_only_be_allowed_to_be_in_pitches/ (KristiSoko)
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You probably missed out on a ton of meme formats without ever hearing about them, because of how rapidly they die out nowadays.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmdqwy/you_probably_missed_out_on_a_ton_of_meme_formats/ (CynosaBasilisk)
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Perhaps Scar truly meant to help Mufasa up, bit being a cat, the compulsion to knock something of a high place was just to great.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmdqu3/perhaps_scar_truly_meant_to_help_mufasa_up_bit/ (SnekAmigo)
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When Sweden is playing Denmark, it is SWE-DEN. The remaining letters, not used, is DEN-MARK.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmdqgq/when_sweden_is_playing_denmark_it_is_sweden_the/ (KristiSoko)
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If you owned a Tesla car, and it got stolen, would it be called an Edison?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmdqgf/if_you_owned_a_tesla_car_and_it_got_stolen_would/ (Fuzz_The)
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Your name, which describes your entire identity and is tied tight to who you are, was not chosen by you, and isn’t even owned by you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmdpxv/your_name_which_describes_your_entire_identity/ (CheetahsAreSpeedy)
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Pooping in only natural light feels better than pooping with the lights on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmdo21/pooping_in_only_natural_light_feels_better_than/ (Val_Pixie)
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If you were arrested during a BLM protest, it is really plausible that for the first time in your life your arrest record may actually help you get a new job.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmdngc/if_you_were_arrested_during_a_blm_protest_it_is/ (Justacuriousprimate)
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Imagine being in favor of inventing a smartphone that will discharge 10% of the battery capacity as an electric shock whenever someone starting to record a video has the phone in vertical mode

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmdnde/imagine_being_in_favor_of_inventing_a_smartphone/ (KristiSoko)
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(I genuinely thought this while showering) Keep in your life the people that make you smile when you think about them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmdn1t/i_genuinely_thought_this_while_showering_keep_in/ (potato_man22)
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Spotify/Pandora needs a "I like this track but I find it too depressing" button.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmdm8b/spotifypandora_needs_a_i_like_this_track_but_i/ ([deleted])
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Resurrection is just respawning by God

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmdltc/resurrection_is_just_respawning_by_god/ ([deleted])
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A lot of Millennials retirement plan is societal collapse

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmdi24/a_lot_of_millennials_retirement_plan_is_societal/ ([deleted])
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The tallest and the shortest men alive can hangout and it’d still be socially distant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmdhtb/the_tallest_and_the_shortest_men_alive_can/ (AlbaraHakami)
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There should be a law...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmdh5y/there_should_be_a_law/ (Kuruki01)
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If the Coronavirus was more lethal, people would be more scared and therefore properly quarantine from it and less people would die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmdgd6/if_the_coronavirus_was_more_lethal_people_would/ (johnnyntnneisja)
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I wonder if king-sized is called presidential-sized in England.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmdffr/i_wonder_if_kingsized_is_called_presidentialsized/ (Leizy_)
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The backs of your knees have to be the most forgotten area on the body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmdf0q/the_backs_of_your_knees_have_to_be_the_most/ (NewAgeReject26)
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The word triangle describes what a triangle is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmdepu/the_word_triangle_describes_what_a_triangle_is/ (itchydemon-of-god)
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We talk about Ancient Romans like they were basically all the same, but the civilization lasted almost 1000 years. That's like saying people in 2016 and 1016 are basically the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmdecs/we_talk_about_ancient_romans_like_they_were/ (KristiSoko)
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You don't twist a plastic bottle cap closed, you do the weird finger flick and tighten it at the end.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmddoe/you_dont_twist_a_plastic_bottle_cap_closed_you_do/ (adi5000)
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Why does North Korea have a YouTube channel?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmddb4/why_does_north_korea_have_a_youtube_channel/ (Lozypolzy)
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Absolutely every thing you see, has a name.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmdd36/absolutely_every_thing_you_see_has_a_name/ (RoboticusMaximus)
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Condom companies should sponsor brothels to gain customers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmdd19/condom_companies_should_sponsor_brothels_to_gain/ (KristiSoko)
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A persons worst posture comes out when they're sitting on the toilet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmdbqw/a_persons_worst_posture_comes_out_when_theyre/ (hdylan99)
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Most old songs became popular due to corona virus.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmdbdk/most_old_songs_became_popular_due_to_corona_virus/ ([deleted])
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When the remote goes missing, you lose trust in every human being.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmdak0/when_the_remote_goes_missing_you_lose_trust_in/ (hamahe5)
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There’s at least 1 guy who’s had every probability in his lifetime favor him. There’s also at least one guy who’s had ever possibility fail him.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmda2u/theres_at_least_1_guy_whos_had_every_probability/ (Mister-Seer)
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Seed free Avocados will be available "soon"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmda1k/seed_free_avocados_will_be_available_soon/ (AdditionalDeer)
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They should create a reality show for flat earthers, with a prize of $1 million for proving the earth is flat. That would make some good TV.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmd9tu/they_should_create_a_reality_show_for_flat/ ([deleted])
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The fact that the mods of this subreddit made a post that has 1.7k likes and breaks their own subreddit rules and refuse to take it down really shows the hypocrisy of people who get the smallest amount of power.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmd9cu/the_fact_that_the_mods_of_this_subreddit_made_a/ (GrexxerG)
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It is all about expectations. In a sea of crap, a stone appears to be a gemstone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmd8vv/it_is_all_about_expectations_in_a_sea_of_crap_a/ (KristiSoko)
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Is it easy to sleep in car rides because the force of the seat on your back mimics lying on a bed?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmd8ro/is_it_easy_to_sleep_in_car_rides_because_the/ ([deleted])
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The way you interpret what happens to you probably affects your life just as much, if not more, than what actually happens

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmd87d/the_way_you_interpret_what_happens_to_you/ (aliengames666)
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Beds are just wireless chargers for humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmd84p/beds_are_just_wireless_chargers_for_humans/ ([deleted])
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You were once an asshole.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmd82s/you_were_once_an_asshole/ (Paintwarsarmy)
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I wonder if the "im an adult virgin" guy from vine is still a virgin

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmd80o/i_wonder_if_the_im_an_adult_virgin_guy_from_vine/ (mr_curles)
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Why are we so close in DNA to a banana but can do thousands of things a banana can’t?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmd7r7/why_are_we_so_close_in_dna_to_a_banana_but_can_do/ (Fuckwadthethird)
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Why is a dog called a dog if they are mostly wolf?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmd7fk/why_is_a_dog_called_a_dog_if_they_are_mostly_wolf/ (Fuckwadthethird)
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If you use a Coin in a DnD campaing, it technically becomes a D2

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmd7dy/if_you_use_a_coin_in_a_dnd_campaing_it/ (ElCatrinLCD)
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Food is just a list of corpses we can and cannot eat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmd78n/food_is_just_a_list_of_corpses_we_can_and_cannot/ (Bunny-senpai359)
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Passport checkers say welcome home to discourage you from taking money outside the country and leaving it there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmd6va/passport_checkers_say_welcome_home_to_discourage/ (Usernamedel)
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Being perverted can also contribute to progress of human civilization. Just think of the first person who drunk cows milk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmd6ot/being_perverted_can_also_contribute_to_progress/ (dr2bi)
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From the beginning of humanity, hundreds of thousands of years ago, until 1968, no human being had ever directly seen the far side of the moon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmd6o5/from_the_beginning_of_humanity_hundreds_of/ (IAmNotAMeatPopsicle)
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Undoubtedly someone's last words were Ralph Wiggum's famous line, "Hehe! I'm in danger!"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmd62b/undoubtedly_someones_last_words_were_ralph/ (topderp1)
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There is going to be a very strange time in the future when everyone begins revisiting 30 year old videos they watched as children

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmd5vc/there_is_going_to_be_a_very_strange_time_in_the/ (firemonkey_31)
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The people who are saying video games are too violent are the same people who grew up watching a rabbit blow up people with a big cartoony bomb

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmd5v3/the_people_who_are_saying_video_games_are_too/ ([deleted])
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I really wish I was just friends with my coworkers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmd5nt/i_really_wish_i_was_just_friends_with_my_coworkers/ (CyberFreq)
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It would be so scary if we could visually see wind all of a sudden.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmd4yf/it_would_be_so_scary_if_we_could_visually_see/ (CourtesyofCurtisC)
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In Chemistry, anything that’s slightly different is entirely different.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmd4wk/in_chemistry_anything_thats_slightly_different_is/ (Jaguar_St)
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People in the past were not so ingenious because they didn't have showers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmd4qi/people_in_the_past_were_not_so_ingenious_because/ (Caronte0)
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Bands and singers only limit their "World Tour" to North America, Europe and Australia.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmd4ni/bands_and_singers_only_limit_their_world_tour_to/ (SoyUnFracaso)
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Eggs are just chicken seeds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmd4jf/eggs_are_just_chicken_seeds/ (PotatoDude69420)
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Did I wash my hair already?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmd4ig/did_i_wash_my_hair_already/ (kristark)
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Getting demonetized on YouTube is like getting fired from a job

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmd4cr/getting_demonetized_on_youtube_is_like_getting/ (mapucheeddie)
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Chicks being yellow is the bird version of babies being blonde

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmd3sa/chicks_being_yellow_is_the_bird_version_of_babies/ ([deleted])
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You can force yourself to not see, but you can't force yourself to not hear

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmd3on/you_can_force_yourself_to_not_see_but_you_cant/ (Celesrea)
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If aliens showed up and they looked the same as humans, it would be the closest thing to a proof that God exists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmd3d1/if_aliens_showed_up_and_they_looked_the_same_as/ (Caronte0)
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If somebody refuses to sleep, are they resisting arrest?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmd2rq/if_somebody_refuses_to_sleep_are_they_resisting/ ([deleted])
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If a deaf girl gave you a hand job, it could also qualify as a blowjob.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmd2fx/if_a_deaf_girl_gave_you_a_hand_job_it_could_also/ (Kalajasavakuy)
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You probably missed out on alot of meme formats withouth ever hearing about them, because of how rapidly they die out nowadays.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmd1mt/you_probably_missed_out_on_alot_of_meme_formats/ (CynosaBasilisk)
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A photograph is a screenshot taken in real life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmd1me/a_photograph_is_a_screenshot_taken_in_real_life/ (rendezpuss)
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The biggest trick The Capitalist pulled was to convince people that their life revolves around their job.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmd1la/the_biggest_trick_the_capitalist_pulled_was_to/ (DangerousDeveloper)
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Why are some draught beer glasses 0.4L when most beers have 0.5L?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmd1j9/why_are_some_draught_beer_glasses_04l_when_most/ (Thepixelboy05)
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People gotta stop calling ships unsinkable Because it seems like the ocean takes that as a challenge

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmd1b9/people_gotta_stop_calling_ships_unsinkable/ (AppleberryJames)
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In game "lamps" take up real electricity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmd14g/in_game_lamps_take_up_real_electricity/ (Relftion)
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When You Are Swimming Underwater, You are swimming above water too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmd0ua/when_you_are_swimming_underwater_you_are_swimming/ (1_Pls_Send_Help_1)
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We all reach an age where we don't wish for anything when we blow out our birthday candles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmd0qv/we_all_reach_an_age_where_we_dont_wish_for/ (RedditEffigy)
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If the election years in the US were in odd numbers, that would feel annoying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmd0li/if_the_election_years_in_the_us_were_in_odd/ (misterAE86)
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HSM: Sharpay and Ryan auditioned for the lead roles of a musical where the leads are in love (and most likely would’ve had to kiss) How did they not find that super weird since they’re twins?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmd0kj/hsm_sharpay_and_ryan_auditioned_for_the_lead/ (WaveSchach)
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If you don't sin a little bit, Jesus died for nothing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmd0gj/if_you_dont_sin_a_little_bit_jesus_died_for/ (paulcain95)
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Money makes the world go round, so if we switched our currency to rocks, rocks would make the world go round.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmd0b7/money_makes_the_world_go_round_so_if_we_switched/ (King_Of_All_Coconuts)
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People want to change the The Redskins for being racist, but if they were called The Paleskins it'd be changed for being White supremacist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmd093/people_want_to_change_the_the_redskins_for_being/ ([deleted])
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Wound is the place from where Light enters in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmczpk/wound_is_the_place_from_where_light_enters_in/ (akshaymundra)
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We know that Star Wars took place a long time ago because it takes a long time for light from far away galaxies to reach Earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmczk3/we_know_that_star_wars_took_place_a_long_time_ago/ (darthmarth)
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Mulan was the great dragon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmczhh/mulan_was_the_great_dragon/ (DangerousDeveloper)
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Nothing is on fire, fire is on things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmczbx/nothing_is_on_fire_fire_is_on_things/ (Connahg)
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Breathing through a cigarette is safer than breathing without a mask.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmcz6a/breathing_through_a_cigarette_is_safer_than/ ([deleted])
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Snow white and the 7 simps

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmcxzp/snow_white_and_the_7_simps/ (DangerousDeveloper)
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You’ve probably done something in your life that would’ve gone viral but it wasn’t caught on camera.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmcxio/youve_probably_done_something_in_your_life_that/ (kompleksanda)
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Being the first people on the moon is impressive, but what's far more impressive are the people who developed the science and technology to get up there in the first place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmcvx0/being_the_first_people_on_the_moon_is_impressive/ (finaljusticezero)
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If you post an unpopular opinion and it reaches hot then it’s not that unpopular. It then breaks the first rule

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmcvj2/if_you_post_an_unpopular_opinion_and_it_reaches/ (Soliox33)
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You should probably never trust someone who's missing one of both of their pinky fingers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmcvfx/you_should_probably_never_trust_someone_whos/ (dannydatwho)
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Beehives are the pinnacle example of simps.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmcuds/beehives_are_the_pinnacle_example_of_simps/ (Orvus)
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By saying something isn’t natural selection, the implication is that it was selected by something above nature.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmcu6k/by_saying_something_isnt_natural_selection_the/ (sincerelycelery)
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You have no idea how much you've forgotten.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmcsj2/you_have_no_idea_how_much_youve_forgotten/ (enissay2)
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Certain people don't talk too much not because they are introverted, it's because they let other people talk a lot so they can see how full of shit they are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmcs57/certain_people_dont_talk_too_much_not_because/ (stojkestojke)
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We just decided that the opposite of vanilla will be chocolate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmcs3u/we_just_decided_that_the_opposite_of_vanilla_will/ (Maahee_2)
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Nazi Germany taught us what happens if a country's leader is crazy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmcq67/nazi_germany_taught_us_what_happens_if_a_countrys/ (DueTry9)
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It is acceptable to go to sleep in the afternoon but not in the morning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmcpym/it_is_acceptable_to_go_to_sleep_in_the_afternoon/ (aryanoboii)
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Talking into a fan was the original autotune

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmcpce/talking_into_a_fan_was_the_original_autotune/ (squanto420sqanching)
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NSFW

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmcmtu/nsfw/ (jbaker515)
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The amount of step sibling relations has probably increased due to the trend

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmcml6/the_amount_of_step_sibling_relations_has_probably/ (Livsabeast)
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The internet eliminated "know-it-alls"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmcjv5/the_internet_eliminated_knowitalls/ (bassistmuzikman)
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If you have sex as a dad you are a motherfucker

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmcjha/if_you_have_sex_as_a_dad_you_are_a_motherfucker/ (I_Like_Trains_XD)
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if you die before having kids, you kill off a ton more people than just yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmcj69/if_you_die_before_having_kids_you_kill_off_a_ton/ (Pokevan8162)
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Taking into a fan was the original autotune

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmcizo/taking_into_a_fan_was_the_original_autotune/ ([deleted])
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The older you get, the quieter Rice Krispies seem.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmchsm/the_older_you_get_the_quieter_rice_krispies_seem/ (ThatOneWhovianChick)
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Semi truck full of good wet beef brisket soaring down the 105 freeway. That’s life baby

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmcf47/semi_truck_full_of_good_wet_beef_brisket_soaring/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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Flowers ask bees to have sex with their partner for them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmcexs/flowers_ask_bees_to_have_sex_with_their_partner/ (katrachomk)
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You became an adult when you realise that other adults don't know what they are doing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmceal/you_became_an_adult_when_you_realise_that_other/ (NDB05_)
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Sometimes you have to realize a person you look up to isn’t as amazing as you believe them to be. They’re just charismatic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmcbww/sometimes_you_have_to_realize_a_person_you_look/ (mandapandathe6)
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Technically, Money grows on trees, because money is made out of paper and paper is made out of wood

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmcbkf/technically_money_grows_on_trees_because_money_is/ (EJunior2018)
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The reason why we like to party that much is because we hardly remember all the bad moments we experienced.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmc9zr/the_reason_why_we_like_to_party_that_much_is/ (pilvar222)
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Two and a half men could easily be rewritten in a gay rom com.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmc9k3/two_and_a_half_men_could_easily_be_rewritten_in_a/ (kinkysexslut)
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Never Gonna Give A F*ck

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmc8bb/never_gonna_give_a_fck/ ([deleted])
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You rarely see used toilets for sale

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmc83v/you_rarely_see_used_toilets_for_sale/ (Seedpound)
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Male bees are a bunch of simps.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmc7vf/male_bees_are_a_bunch_of_simps/ (mpchop)
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The world record for longest French Fry is limited to the record for largest potato.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmc6bl/the_world_record_for_longest_french_fry_is/ (2weekoldpickle)
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A guy named Dexter who is left handed is an oxymoron.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmc629/a_guy_named_dexter_who_is_left_handed_is_an/ (littlequo)
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Black holes would eat everything in the universe, merge, and then explode and recreate the Big Bang

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmc4vf/black_holes_would_eat_everything_in_the_universe/ (MDS4S_)
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Hopefully our ghosts will be upgraded at some point so they don't all represent Elizabethan sailors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmc4g8/hopefully_our_ghosts_will_be_upgraded_at_some/ (DivertedRaffik)
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If Scooby-doo has taught us anything, it is that cosplay gives you super powers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmbzyh/if_scoobydoo_has_taught_us_anything_it_is_that/ (wophi)
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Breathing resets your death timer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmbzr9/breathing_resets_your_death_timer/ (yeetboii01)
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Entire civilizations have been built and have died without knowing water had a solid form.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmbyxy/entire_civilizations_have_been_built_and_have/ (hydras7)
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If we got xp for doing things then people would enjoy cleaning way more

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmbw9u/if_we_got_xp_for_doing_things_then_people_would/ (MoistPhilosophy9)
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PSA: You can like a girl without comparing her to other girls and tearing other women down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmbvvq/psa_you_can_like_a_girl_without_comparing_her_to/ (softpeachymuffin)
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Money you earn Is never yours its just your turn with it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmbvsj/money_you_earn_is_never_yours_its_just_your_turn/ (hydras7)
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The way people feel about men wearing skirts and makeup is probably how they felt about women and pants 100 years ago

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmbviv/the_way_people_feel_about_men_wearing_skirts_and/ (obamasleftsock)
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Your favourite flavour of ice cream says a lot about you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmbuk3/your_favourite_flavour_of_ice_cream_says_a_lot/ (softpeachymuffin)
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Men who normally dress casually look much hotter when they dress formally and vice versa.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmbu6i/men_who_normally_dress_casually_look_much_hotter/ (Xander_Cloud)
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A fart is strictly characterized by smell and sound.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmbsq0/a_fart_is_strictly_characterized_by_smell_and/ (b_a_i_k)
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We are but all just images of ourself blinking in and out of existence infinite times per second.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmbsfu/we_are_but_all_just_images_of_ourself_blinking_in/ (Cjustinstockton)
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ReCAPTCHA's can be checked by highlighting the box using tab and hitting the space bar, defeating the whole purpose of verifying you are not a robot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmbscn/recaptchas_can_be_checked_by_highlighting_the_box/ (Panda_Satan)
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If your parents had sex on a different day you wouldn’t be alive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmbqyk/if_your_parents_had_sex_on_a_different_day_you/ (dizzeyes)
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If a Centaur and a mermaid breed, there’s a chance the offspring could be a regular human

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmbqvi/if_a_centaur_and_a_mermaid_breed_theres_a_chance/ (TrustIssuesClub)
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Wrestling is men without pants fighting over a belt

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmbp8i/wrestling_is_men_without_pants_fighting_over_a/ (ambitiouslearner123)
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If you hit a human, that is animal abuse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmborq/if_you_hit_a_human_that_is_animal_abuse/ (medievel_squidward)
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Hotdogs are made from everything but the oink.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmbo1s/hotdogs_are_made_from_everything_but_the_oink/ (RobertGBradley)
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Your phone's facial recognition and fingerprint scanner won't work if you're a burn victim.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmbnj6/your_phones_facial_recognition_and_fingerprint/ (FamilyCarFire)
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In the musical Hamilton, Alexander Hamilton repeatedly sings about how he won't "miss his shot" regarding elevating his place in society. He dies when he intentionally misses his shot in a duel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmbl6t/in_the_musical_hamilton_alexander_hamilton/ (PaleAsDeath)
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The soldiers who blew up alderaan reduced the planet's crime rate to 0%

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmbk5e/the_soldiers_who_blew_up_alderaan_reduced_the/ (Effective_Fudge)
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The biggest plot hole in ET is the fact that nobody saw a kid flying through the sky on a bike

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmbj6v/the_biggest_plot_hole_in_et_is_the_fact_that/ ([deleted])
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We have wire-untangling abilities the likes of which our ancestors could never imagine

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmbhvt/we_have_wireuntangling_abilities_the_likes_of/ (BearsGotKhalilMack)
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If vegans can be breastfed, then they can eat human food products therefore making cannibalism vegan.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmbhoh/if_vegans_can_be_breastfed_then_they_can_eat/ (Nekrosmortis)
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"Having guts" has been replaced with "having balls" and "WTH" has been replaced with "WTF" without many people noticing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmbg3h/having_guts_has_been_replaced_with_having_balls/ (RedditEffigy)
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I‌‌f someon‌‌e say‌‌s the‌‌y ar‌‌e doin‌‌g ‌‌a sid‌‌e ques‌‌t i‌‌t sound‌‌s wa‌‌y bette‌‌r i‌‌f they’‌‌d sa‌‌y the‌‌y ar‌‌e procrastinating.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmbfug/if_someone_says_they_are_doing_a_side_quest_it/ (vpetrychuk)
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Two factor authentication is a pain in the ass to the user and the hacker

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmbeby/two_factor_authentication_is_a_pain_in_the_ass_to/ (squanto420sqanching)
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Some humans probably taste better than others

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmbe14/some_humans_probably_taste_better_than_others/ (Benkarl1)
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Sleeping is waking up to our dream world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmbdx5/sleeping_is_waking_up_to_our_dream_world/ (lopezjessy)
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Being on thin ice with someone is bad, but breaking the ice with someone is good

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmbcm6/being_on_thin_ice_with_someone_is_bad_but/ (Picklepanther7)
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The only people who hate poor people more than rich people are other poor people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmbckp/the_only_people_who_hate_poor_people_more_than/ ([deleted])
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Jumping through a window would replace the window pane with window pain

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmbbie/jumping_through_a_window_would_replace_the_window/ ([deleted])
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Parenting is only stalling until your kids are old enough to watch the Simpsons.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmbazl/parenting_is_only_stalling_until_your_kids_are/ (hallissyc)
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Cell phones are also pay phones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmbaam/cell_phones_are_also_pay_phones/ (GameOfLevels)
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If an anime character has a sad backstory, u know they’re gonna be op

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmba75/if_an_anime_character_has_a_sad_backstory_u_know/ (SamDaMan1545)
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If a telemarketer quits, changes their number, and moves to a new state, they still might get harassed by an old coworker

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmb9yq/if_a_telemarketer_quits_changes_their_number_and/ ([deleted])
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Technically, if you're not cool, you're hot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmb94s/technically_if_youre_not_cool_youre_hot/ (giantfuckingfrog)
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It is morally acceptable to attempt to persuade people to do all kinds of actions and behaviors that then they consent, but not for sex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmb8ta/it_is_morally_acceptable_to_attempt_to_persuade/ (Bjarki56)
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Life teaches us how to live, however, it does not teach us how to grow. That is something we ourselves learn - some learn it - others need to learn how to live first.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmb848/life_teaches_us_how_to_live_however_it_does_not/ ([deleted])
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Stock photo people have probably gone to the store to buy a new frame and ended up keeping the photo that came with the frame.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmb6rd/stock_photo_people_have_probably_gone_to_the/ ([deleted])
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"You've got a friend in me" takes a new meaning in a FWB relationship

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmb5w2/youve_got_a_friend_in_me_takes_a_new_meaning_in_a/ (Alexander_Anqvist)
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Getting a hand job from a girl who speaks sign language technically counts as a blowjob.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmb5aj/getting_a_hand_job_from_a_girl_who_speaks_sign/ (Cicallis)
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Waiting in line is a real-life loading screen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmb4vx/waiting_in_line_is_a_reallife_loading_screen/ (Zytharros)
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Since the tuna is the chicken of the sea, if fish could talk, they might mock other fish by saying “what are you, tuna?”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmb4qj/since_the_tuna_is_the_chicken_of_the_sea_if_fish/ ([deleted])
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When you look at stars in the night sky, you're actually observing the pre-historical period of our galaxy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmb41y/when_you_look_at_stars_in_the_night_sky_youre/ (Lalita123456)
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Ignorance feels just like knowledge. You donyt know, what you don't know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmb3z4/ignorance_feels_just_like_knowledge_you_donyt/ (Rexrowland)
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A door that won’t open and doesn’t lead anywhere is the same thing as fake pants pockets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmb3t3/a_door_that_wont_open_and_doesnt_lead_anywhere_is/ ([deleted])
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Since diarrhea used to be almost certain death, maybe the expression “oh shit” used to be taken literally

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmb0ix/since_diarrhea_used_to_be_almost_certain_death/ ([deleted])
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The gym is photoshop for humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmb0ht/the_gym_is_photoshop_for_humans/ (roastedtoperfection)
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Slow down and speed down are the same thing, but slow up and speed up aren’t the same thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmay7g/slow_down_and_speed_down_are_the_same_thing_but/ (Hashelb)
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Clothes shopping for a cartoon character is the easiest part of their fictional lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmavrm/clothes_shopping_for_a_cartoon_character_is_the/ ([deleted])
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Knowledge is justifiable paranoia

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmavbc/knowledge_is_justifiable_paranoia/ (DrSanwich)
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There is an element of truth in every statement that ends in "just kidding."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmav13/there_is_an_element_of_truth_in_every_statement/ (I_Glitterally_Cant)
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You've never seen a gun in a game that continuosly recoils downwards.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmatr9/youve_never_seen_a_gun_in_a_game_that_continuosly/ (firegate2233)
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A plunger doesn't come with an instruction manual.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmathu/a_plunger_doesnt_come_with_an_instruction_manual/ (wolff3D)
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Maybe the expression “oh crap” or “oh shit” arose when someone shit themselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmasp8/maybe_the_expression_oh_crap_or_oh_shit_arose/ ([deleted])
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There's no air or water in videogames

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmaqs9/theres_no_air_or_water_in_videogames/ (Figoos)
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A bad word isn’t as bad as it is with a beeping noise

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmaphc/a_bad_word_isnt_as_bad_as_it_is_with_a_beeping/ (Its_Slinky)
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"Hot beans" is a much better alternative to the saying "Cool beans" because almost everyone prefers hot beans to cold ones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmapg3/hot_beans_is_a_much_better_alternative_to_the/ (SpectralUnis)
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Brothels were the original dating simulators

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmao2j/brothels_were_the_original_dating_simulators/ (Vatvo)
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There are probably a few people that hate you but you completely forgot they even exist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmamxx/there_are_probably_a_few_people_that_hate_you_but/ ([deleted])
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If you think your ugly it might be cause no one has told you you are their type

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmamdg/if_you_think_your_ugly_it_might_be_cause_no_one/ (bjwld)
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Fighting off a bacteria with antibodies is literally giving you a taste of your own medicine

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmalyx/fighting_off_a_bacteria_with_antibodies_is/ ([deleted])
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Putting tinted taillights and headlights on a car or truck has to be one of the most Darwinesque things you can do to your car.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmalyh/putting_tinted_taillights_and_headlights_on_a_car/ (mrbignaughtyboy)
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When you do something kind out of being a good person, it makes you feel good. When people often do good things, it makes them feel better. Therefore they do good things to make them feel better. Doing good is selfish, but it's also unselfish bc it betters other people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmaltv/when_you_do_something_kind_out_of_being_a_good/ (uninnovative_poops)
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Nothing is better than bacon cooked the way you like it and nothing is worse than bacon cooked the way you don't like it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmalgw/nothing_is_better_than_bacon_cooked_the_way_you/ (postdochell)
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Teachers who refuse to let people use calculators because ‘you can’t use them in life’ are probably just mad they can’t use calculators in front of their students

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmakn6/teachers_who_refuse_to_let_people_use_calculators/ ([deleted])
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Any machine can be a smoke machine if operated poorly enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmaj6f/any_machine_can_be_a_smoke_machine_if_operated/ (galaxysoccergirl1499)
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Adults stop playing with action figures and dolls because their imagination is nowhere near the level of a little kid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmaitm/adults_stop_playing_with_action_figures_and_dolls/ ([deleted])
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Glue sales have probably remained pretty consistent over the last 30 years despite rapidly increasing use of the copy/paste function.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmafg8/glue_sales_have_probably_remained_pretty/ (wjb2222)
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Blinks aren't stored in memory

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmafev/blinks_arent_stored_in_memory/ (YeetNibbaLmao)
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Blowing on something to clean it of visible gross stuff adds way more invisible gross stuff.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmaf61/blowing_on_something_to_clean_it_of_visible_gross/ (portable_hb)
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There is a point before you get tested when you aren’t even aware your baby exists

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmaekh/there_is_a_point_before_you_get_tested_when_you/ (Broken-armor)
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Only in the shadow of a shattered dream can the horrors of reality finally be seen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmae1a/only_in_the_shadow_of_a_shattered_dream_can_the/ (Vault-71)
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They use human subjects to taste-test dog food before they market it, but not dogs to taste-test human food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmacwy/they_use_human_subjects_to_tastetest_dog_food/ (PNWKiwi)
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Outside-in is inside-out inside-out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmabcz/outsidein_is_insideout_insideout/ (diddlydiddly99)
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Thursday, October, and 8:00pm are all the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hmaa2i/thursday_october_and_800pm_are_all_the_same/ (murphymyers)
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Peter Piper didn't pick a pack of pickled peppers, he pick peppers, packed them then pickled them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hma9or/peter_piper_didnt_pick_a_pack_of_pickled_peppers/ ([deleted])
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The less full the toothpaste tube looks, the longer it lasts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hma9db/the_less_full_the_toothpaste_tube_looks_the/ (MarinersFan28)
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If decomposed bodies help fertilize the land then there's a chance you ate a fruit that was grown in your ancestors' soil.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hma9d3/if_decomposed_bodies_help_fertilize_the_land_then/ (Free_Forever876)
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When you buy trash bags, the package holds the product. When the box becomes empty, the product holds the package.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hma828/when_you_buy_trash_bags_the_package_holds_the/ (DLPyromania)
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Ghislaine Maxwell's testimony is gonna pop more rich people than the end of Kingsman.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hma5t9/ghislaine_maxwells_testimony_is_gonna_pop_more/ (VerbotenPublish)
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Hamilton died because he literally gave away his shot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hma4tm/hamilton_died_because_he_literally_gave_away_his/ (the_actual_hell)
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Biggest failure is going back to where you never wanted to go back

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hma4pm/biggest_failure_is_going_back_to_where_you_never/ (ShazzyFez)
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Everything's cool when rich people do it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hma4by/everythings_cool_when_rich_people_do_it/ (ShazzyFez)
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If you’ve ever played Tag, you’re still playing — if you’re not “It,” someone is, and the game is simply in a perpetually paused state. That is, until "It" dies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hma3yy/if_youve_ever_played_tag_youre_still_playing_if/ ([deleted])
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Most people probably couldn’t shoot a fish in a barrel on their first try

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hma3jn/most_people_probably_couldnt_shoot_a_fish_in_a/ ([deleted])
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There's no reason to tell people you're on a diet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hma2oi/theres_no_reason_to_tell_people_youre_on_a_diet/ (Seedpound)
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Nothing makes more sense than change.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hma1kb/nothing_makes_more_sense_than_change/ ([deleted])
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We have no evidence that we see the same colours

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hma1a0/we_have_no_evidence_that_we_see_the_same_colours/ (meijeronfire)
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If you masturbate wearing a fitbit you can count how many miles you have masturbated.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hma0f3/if_you_masturbate_wearing_a_fitbit_you_can_count/ (__Dawn__Amber__)
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If trees could talk, they’d probably make really good history professors/teachers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hma0cr/if_trees_could_talk_theyd_probably_make_really/ (EvenAH27)
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One of the main things that gives happiness and excitement and maybe the only thing in some people’s life can be video games, a thing that isn’t even in our world, but a digital one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hma0bh/one_of_the_main_things_that_gives_happiness_and/ (stopreadingthisnowok)
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It’s someones job to create the mixes you hear when you are on hold.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm9zca/its_someones_job_to_create_the_mixes_you_hear/ (jaybayer)
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It's fitting that Martin Scorsese, a film director that makes a lot of mafia movies, hates super hero movies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm9yzq/its_fitting_that_martin_scorsese_a_film_director/ (Wajirock)
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Fish’s shit where they eat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm9y23/fishs_shit_where_they_eat/ ([deleted])
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Getting a baby is fucking expensive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm9wxq/getting_a_baby_is_fucking_expensive/ (beniveg)
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DOOM and Animal Crossing are both great games when you had a very stressful day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm9wsa/doom_and_animal_crossing_are_both_great_games/ (Lutrax_Archrax)
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People have lost millions of dollars and entire court cases on not checking commas and checking off boxes for forms

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm9vyk/people_have_lost_millions_of_dollars_and_entire/ (ValidatingUsername)
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Dining outside is letting everyone know that you are OK with random bugs flying on your food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm9v4c/dining_outside_is_letting_everyone_know_that_you/ (1stumbler)
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You have probably told someone a lie, forgot about it and told the truth without ever knowing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm9u4c/you_have_probably_told_someone_a_lie_forgot_about/ (henry030319)
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You have probably told someone a lie, forgot about it and told the truth without ever knowing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm9u47/you_have_probably_told_someone_a_lie_forgot_about/ ([deleted])
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if a link leads to a d*ck pic you'd be dick rolled.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm9tde/if_a_link_leads_to_a_dck_pic_youd_be_dick_rolled/ ([deleted])
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Potatoes are very tasty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm9t27/potatoes_are_very_tasty/ (Muffin_Cat66)
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Animals might not know that music existed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm9t14/animals_might_not_know_that_music_existed/ (Beginnerer)
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Saying "Ahmmm" while talking is our brain struggling to find the right gear to engage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm9rli/saying_ahmmm_while_talking_is_our_brain/ (inquistrinate)
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The oldest person on Earth also holds the Guinness World Record for blinking the most number of times.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm9ph2/the_oldest_person_on_earth_also_holds_the/ ([deleted])
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There are people who’ve had someone’s balls slapping their chin, however it’s at wearing a mask that they draw the line.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm9p7s/there_are_people_whove_had_someones_balls/ (Doctathunder)
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Even if a disinfectant kills 99.9% of germs,0.1% is still a very big number as the no. of germs are in millions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm9oxl/even_if_a_disinfectant_kills_999_of_germs01_is/ (mr_dumbass_)
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Not all titties are good titties.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm9o15/not_all_titties_are_good_titties/ (DangerousDeveloper)
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Luigi is more Italian than Mario

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm9n9o/luigi_is_more_italian_than_mario/ (youlandlordsucks)
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You know you are an adult when you see your preferred brand of laundry liquid on sale for half price and get excited.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm9mge/you_know_you_are_an_adult_when_you_see_your/ (LordFapnapkin)
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A 10/10 is technically a 1

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm9m0g/a_1010_is_technically_a_1/ (NigMode21)
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The only completely straight porn is solo or lesbian, because when you watch normal intercourse you are watching both male and female.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm9kqv/the_only_completely_straight_porn_is_solo_or/ (SpyNoah64)
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Actors are acting as "themselves" outside of a movie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm9ili/actors_are_acting_as_themselves_outside_of_a_movie/ (kombanition)
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The Karate Kid II would have been better if parts of the movie were spoken in Japanese with subtitles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm9hxo/the_karate_kid_ii_would_have_been_better_if_parts/ (Flick-umBicus)
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With faceapp you can jerk off to yourself despite your sexual orientation...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm9g7a/with_faceapp_you_can_jerk_off_to_yourself_despite/ (unnecessary_Fullstop)
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Underscoring something is the opposite of “under scoring” something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm9f92/underscoring_something_is_the_opposite_of_under/ (popo_agie)
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In a mythical universe where phoenixes do exist, people may have just assumed the egg is the reborn phoenix and not just its baby to make it more magical.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm9b4z/in_a_mythical_universe_where_phoenixes_do_exist/ ([deleted])
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Judging a spiders size by its web can be dangerous.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm9b22/judging_a_spiders_size_by_its_web_can_be_dangerous/ (BearCuCum)
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With DNA tests becoming so popular, there are probably going to be some people realizing they’re married to a distant cousin or closer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm989x/with_dna_tests_becoming_so_popular_there_are/ ([deleted])
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Fucking up a good thought with a misspelling takes a lot of it's impact away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm971h/fucking_up_a_good_thought_with_a_misspelling/ ([deleted])
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If a bruise is bleeding under the skin then technically you're internally bleeding

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm96gg/if_a_bruise_is_bleeding_under_the_skin_then/ (MessiToe)
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A blind person can never communicate with a deaf person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm95w4/a_blind_person_can_never_communicate_with_a_deaf/ (69_Thanos_420)
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It’s impossible to get a permission to steal something

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm94el/its_impossible_to_get_a_permission_to_steal/ (PLUMBUM2)
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The British empire will definitely die out because the sun will never set on them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm93p6/the_british_empire_will_definitely_die_out/ (Meowmeow500)
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In the future, when we all have audio devices operated directly into our heads, personalized advertisements have the possibility of becoming really creepy and specific

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm93lf/in_the_future_when_we_all_have_audio_devices/ (Sendimental)
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Since Tweets have a maximum amount of characters, at some point we will finish all the possible existing Tweet combinations

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm93g0/since_tweets_have_a_maximum_amount_of_characters/ (tommasogalimbertii)
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Usually when something we owns breaks we get upset, but we all know that feeling when you have been eying a newer model and finally have a reason to buy it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm92nh/usually_when_something_we_owns_breaks_we_get/ (Onewondershow)
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Different blood types could be different flavours for mosquitos.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm92cw/different_blood_types_could_be_different_flavours/ (musicist10)
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The further down we go into humanity and the more advanced humanity gets, the less value human lives will have as there will be less reasons to reproduce

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm921t/the_further_down_we_go_into_humanity_and_the_more/ (yeet-lord876)
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“Wrapping up” and “winding down” have the same figurative meaning, but they have nearly opposite literal meanings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm91a7/wrapping_up_and_winding_down_have_the_same/ (Hon_Yo)
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Debts aren't forgiven, and neither the debtors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm8za5/debts_arent_forgiven_and_neither_the_debtors/ ([deleted])
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All male dogs are sons of bitches.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm8z1n/all_male_dogs_are_sons_of_bitches/ (Godzilla2021)
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We live in a world where our debts aren’t forgiven, and we don’t forgive our debtors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm8yu0/we_live_in_a_world_where_our_debts_arent_forgiven/ (jmim2)
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The old "Dumb Ways to Die" mobile game had become WarioWare but for phones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm8ykq/the_old_dumb_ways_to_die_mobile_game_had_become/ (TehNoobSpartan)
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There is a reality in which Big 5 Sporting Goods buys out Dick's Sporting Goods and opens up Big Dick's Sporting Goods.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm8y6d/there_is_a_reality_in_which_big_5_sporting_goods/ (UndaVosari)
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Most people will not show up to a birthday party in their birthday suit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm8wib/most_people_will_not_show_up_to_a_birthday_party/ (Seedpound)
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People don't hate Mondays, they hate their jobs..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm8vu9/people_dont_hate_mondays_they_hate_their_jobs/ (OmarSamehh)
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An unstoppable force would just pass thru and immovable object.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm8vlr/an_unstoppable_force_would_just_pass_thru_and/ (ph30nix01)
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Extraordinary and extra ordinary are complete opposites

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm8vl6/extraordinary_and_extra_ordinary_are_complete/ (Hottest_papaya)
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You get fined for not wearing a seatbelt in a car. But you can ride a motorcycle wearing shorts, sandals, no helmet and no one bats an eye.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm8u84/you_get_fined_for_not_wearing_a_seatbelt_in_a_car/ (Loxspar)
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The earth has a liquid core that’s hot encased in a layer to stop the heat escaping, so it’s a thermos!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm8tlw/the_earth_has_a_liquid_core_thats_hot_encased_in/ (callum072009)
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Most people will not show up to a birthday and their birthday suit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm8tei/most_people_will_not_show_up_to_a_birthday_and/ ([deleted])
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A strawberry isn't a berry, but a banana is. Since humans are 50 percent banana, it is factually ok to insult someone by calling them a berry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm8szb/a_strawberry_isnt_a_berry_but_a_banana_is_since/ (EcoCrystal)
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when somebody dies, so does all of their millions of ancestors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm8s50/when_somebody_dies_so_does_all_of_their_millions/ (Pokevan8162)
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A man saying they’re scared of women has vastly different implications and reactions than a woman saying they’re scared of men

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm8rp4/a_man_saying_theyre_scared_of_women_has_vastly/ (firebuger)
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The more babies overall like you the more trust worthy you are, the less babies overall like you the less trust worthy you are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm8pa2/the_more_babies_overall_like_you_the_more_trust/ (BasicRedditor1997)
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If your friends tell you to get some flowers, get them broccoli

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm8ow2/if_your_friends_tell_you_to_get_some_flowers_get/ (callum072009)
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Imperfections in drawings of people show how even the tiniest little detail can make someone look different

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm8mhx/imperfections_in_drawings_of_people_show_how_even/ (Cynadote)
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Kool-aid packs a punch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm8jn2/koolaid_packs_a_punch/ (puzh_buttonz)
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DOTA auto chess was not the first auto battler, fantasy football is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm8gl9/dota_auto_chess_was_not_the_first_auto_battler/ (Hoodmage)
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Often those who would get offended much are themselves quite offensive to others.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm8gau/often_those_who_would_get_offended_much_are/ (hydrofrenzy)
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The Big Bang is universally considered a bad move.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm8eub/the_big_bang_is_universally_considered_a_bad_move/ (mrsharmayt)
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The reason guys can brush off insults easily is because they are always insulted in a way but girls can't because they're always complimented .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm8e53/the_reason_guys_can_brush_off_insults_easily_is/ (RobbidyRoblox)
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Sleeping through the night somehow feels like it's instantaneous but also feels like multiple hours have gone by.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm8clx/sleeping_through_the_night_somehow_feels_like_its/ (edgememeston)
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Most of your lives are determined of where you sits in school

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm8bvv/most_of_your_lives_are_determined_of_where_you/ (x_memeguy_x)
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Pride month is gay.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm8btk/pride_month_is_gay/ (X_Succ)
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Every video is a podcast if you read the title and have good imagination.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm8ajz/every_video_is_a_podcast_if_you_read_the_title/ (MasterOfTheHammer)
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Ultimately all graves will go unvisited.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm89g0/ultimately_all_graves_will_go_unvisited/ (Amcal)
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Homeless people have the biggest homes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm88ql/homeless_people_have_the_biggest_homes/ (callum072009)
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If we make a pun, but the person we are talking to doesn't get it, the person that looks dumb is us, not them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm88kv/if_we_make_a_pun_but_the_person_we_are_talking_to/ (asian_boi_3000)
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You have no idea how much you’ve forgotten

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm88dr/you_have_no_idea_how_much_youve_forgotten/ (x_memeguy_x)
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Bugs are son's of glitches

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm8830/bugs_are_sons_of_glitches/ (arjo_reich)
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When dad dances then the burgers have that special something

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm2ice/when_dad_dances_then_the_burgers_have_that/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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People who claim to be "truth seekers" are some of the most close-minded people on the planet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm2i8i/people_who_claim_to_be_truth_seekers_are_some_of/ (ImagineDroppingRisky)
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Ironically, the huge amount of RAID: Shadow Legends advertisements probably made people not want to play it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm2hql/ironically_the_huge_amount_of_raid_shadow_legends/ (CancerTookMyLeftNut)
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More people follow water polo boobs than water polo.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm2hqa/more_people_follow_water_polo_boobs_than_water/ (aryanoboii)
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Bacteria that is only found in a certain Italian region makes Parmesan cheese the way it is, so maybe there’s an exclusive substance exclusive to a different place that makes a certain food taste good, we just haven’t discovered it yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm2hba/bacteria_that_is_only_found_in_a_certain_italian/ (Aschwede318)
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Believing something is a placebo can also be a placebo

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm2gn4/believing_something_is_a_placebo_can_also_be_a/ (lostwaf)
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Nobody talks about the speed of dark.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm2fy0/nobody_talks_about_the_speed_of_dark/ (LadyOfTheLakeMi)
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Drinking spirte be like kaotishhhhhhhhhhh . Klc k. Ahahhhh

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm2fdr/drinking_spirte_be_like_kaotishhhhhhhhhhh_klc_k/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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Cannibalism can solve both overpopulation and world hunger

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm2c1a/cannibalism_can_solve_both_overpopulation_and/ (lcingcake)
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if a guy were spun around really fast the centrifugal force would cause him to get a massive erection

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm2bsg/if_a_guy_were_spun_around_really_fast_the/ (Wayward_comet)
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The ‘dark side’ would probably have done a lot better if they had rebranded as the ‘other side’

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm2bqu/the_dark_side_would_probably_have_done_a_lot/ ([deleted])
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Watching Christmas movies in July is considered weird or unacceptable but watching a tv shows christmas special is perfectly normal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm2a4r/watching_christmas_movies_in_july_is_considered/ (it_is_just_brad)
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nothing more liberating than falling out of love with someone who wasn’t meant for you, to finally look at them & feel nothing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm29xm/nothing_more_liberating_than_falling_out_of_love/ (Mi1kShaikh)
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Every spider that has ever lived has probably looked at their first web and thought they were an absolute genius.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm296x/every_spider_that_has_ever_lived_has_probably/ (MungryMungryMippos)
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Black Forest ham. There be witches with abs in the Black Forest. What are they making the ham from. One wonders

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm28rh/black_forest_ham_there_be_witches_with_abs_in_the/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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If you wait for a waiter than u are a waiter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm286g/if_you_wait_for_a_waiter_than_u_are_a_waiter/ (datboiwithani)
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For a fraction of a second, you were at one point the youngest person on Earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm27ot/for_a_fraction_of_a_second_you_were_at_one_point/ (epicface276)
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Maybe the price is right got so popular because it was one thing where poor people were way better than rich people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm27os/maybe_the_price_is_right_got_so_popular_because/ ([deleted])
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Candles were probably used to represent ideas before the light bulb was invented

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm27n9/candles_were_probably_used_to_represent_ideas/ (Craftycorecreep)
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All people are somebody's crush crushing on somebody else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm269o/all_people_are_somebodys_crush_crushing_on/ (Resident_Classic)
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You've once again failed to remember what sleeping position worked for you last night.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm23ss/youve_once_again_failed_to_remember_what_sleeping/ (eccentric123)
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Ever since Cookie Crisp it’s like, other cereals aren’t for breakfast anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm22lx/ever_since_cookie_crisp_its_like_other_cereals/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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The most impractical part of Star Wars is the fact that they never tried to rebrand themselves as the ‘other side’

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm22lg/the_most_impractical_part_of_star_wars_is_the/ ([deleted])
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Maybe Chris Brown’s hoes ain’t loyal because he beats them up...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm2215/maybe_chris_browns_hoes_aint_loyal_because_he/ (nixstar7)
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People only think Chuck Norris is cool because he’s chin

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm21nd/people_only_think_chuck_norris_is_cool_because/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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One day when your old your favourite youtubers will die and stop uploading forever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm213o/one_day_when_your_old_your_favourite_youtubers/ (Bojacksad)
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The movie "Idiocracy" was likely a documentary brought back from our near future in order to help warn us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm20ky/the_movie_idiocracy_was_likely_a_documentary/ (evenmonkeys)
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In general, there are two reasons why one would visit a Goodwill store, and whichever reason one chooses will tell you an awful lot about that person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm1zga/in_general_there_are_two_reasons_why_one_would/ (SpaceForceAwakens)
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If we base scientific advancements and research off of science fiction, we will never make any advancements.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm1yvi/if_we_base_scientific_advancements_and_research/ (xrbeaky)
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We all get fucked into existence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm1yl8/we_all_get_fucked_into_existence/ (Nech1492)
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In the scope of human existence, your existence is utterly worthless.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm1xxz/in_the_scope_of_human_existence_your_existence_is/ (xrbeaky)
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If you close both your eyes, you see black. If you close just one eye, it sees nothing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm1uuk/if_you_close_both_your_eyes_you_see_black_if_you/ (detrimentaloptimist)
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[K]arens used to be known as Soccer Moms

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm1szi/karens_used_to_be_known_as_soccer_moms/ (cpeery7)
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Using a backpack actually makes it heavier to carry things

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm1rml/using_a_backpack_actually_makes_it_heavier_to/ (hard_korean)
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When you’re on the ground you’re scared of heights when you’re higher up you’re scared of the ground

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm1rhc/when_youre_on_the_ground_youre_scared_of_heights/ (_DragonBlade_)
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A hole isn't topologically a hole

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm1r1x/a_hole_isnt_topologically_a_hole/ (adamAtBeef)
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Yawning is your body’s 20% battery warning

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm1nhm/yawning_is_your_bodys_20_battery_warning/ (kev_in374)
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Yawning is your body’s 20% battery warning

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm1nc2/yawning_is_your_bodys_20_battery_warning/ (kev_in374)
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Everyone could have superpowers and keep it secret and no one would notice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm1mt5/everyone_could_have_superpowers_and_keep_it/ (Jay_Boi12)
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You’ve become an adult when you start cooking before you’re actually hungry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm1lyw/youve_become_an_adult_when_you_start_cooking/ (wetbandit48)
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Everyone will be the youngest human alive, but not everyone will be the oldest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm1l4f/everyone_will_be_the_youngest_human_alive_but_not/ (donttreadonme171)
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technically we don’t know anything that happened before we were born at all

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm1l0r/technically_we_dont_know_anything_that_happened/ (AnonymousUser153)
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Labeling something is a hidden method of perpetuating prejudice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm1kv4/labeling_something_is_a_hidden_method_of/ (xrbeaky)
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Everything on the universe has the ability to kill you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm1jqp/everything_on_the_universe_has_the_ability_to/ (arconusred)
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Clowning is not a hot profession anymore because we have a bunch of clowns everywhere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm1jkm/clowning_is_not_a_hot_profession_anymore_because/ (mexicat2000)
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Something is only lost once you start looking for it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm1io9/something_is_only_lost_once_you_start_looking_for/ (Mella512)
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You can learn quite a bit about a person based on the kind of pets they have, how many they have of what pets, or lack of.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm1inu/you_can_learn_quite_a_bit_about_a_person_based_on/ (blorentz38)
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You could have already lived the happiest day of your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm1h3r/you_could_have_already_lived_the_happiest_day_of/ (CommentDebate)
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If you kept every mosquito bite you've ever gotten, the people with the least bites would probably be the most popular, the most attractive, etc..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm1gg4/if_you_kept_every_mosquito_bite_youve_ever_gotten/ (NotYourTypicalAlpha)
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It won't be too long before they start making re remasters of games.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm1dev/it_wont_be_too_long_before_they_start_making_re/ (coles2345)
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Perfume versus Air Freshner

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm1d66/perfume_versus_air_freshner/ (euphoric_teen)
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People are so much cooler when they stop trying to be cooler.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm1cfn/people_are_so_much_cooler_when_they_stop_trying/ (JuicyCiwa)
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Being horny is more important for survival than being sad, angry, happy, or disgusted

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm1cab/being_horny_is_more_important_for_survival_than/ (CresentRollSenpai)
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When your Mom/Dad needs you more than you need them that’s when you know you have grown up. Let that sink in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm1b0m/when_your_momdad_needs_you_more_than_you_need/ (RedPandaZ018)
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We are regulated by an economy but we forgot to regulate the economy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm18h5/we_are_regulated_by_an_economy_but_we_forgot_to/ (LivinMyAuthenticLife)
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In the world of Codename: Kids Next Door you literally either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm189y/in_the_world_of_codename_kids_next_door_you/ (doge-the-scar)
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When we are kids, we spite the people who cheat in exams. In high school we shout in the class for answers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm17zc/when_we_are_kids_we_spite_the_people_who_cheat_in/ (KrittikaKD)
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Originality is dead; long live the mods.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm1780/originality_is_dead_long_live_the_mods/ (THEblackMORA)
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The reason why theme parks are successful is that adults can’t explain the value of money to children.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm16rk/the_reason_why_theme_parks_are_successful_is_that/ (NervousMeat)
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There are probably some people who were so embarrassed about losing their hair that they chose to lie about being on chemo

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm16oc/there_are_probably_some_people_who_were_so/ ([deleted])
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People think of humans being other than animals but that's only because we are far more superior when it comes to intelligence, we are still animals regardless.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm16f8/people_think_of_humans_being_other_than_animals/ (Yours_Truly420)
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If flat earthers become more popular than the rest of the population, we will have to become round earthers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm1601/if_flat_earthers_become_more_popular_than_the/ (JayFlitz)
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Great people are simply those of us who continuously strive to be decent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm13ut/great_people_are_simply_those_of_us_who/ (Insectophile)
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In the future, Millenials will buy new cars to their kids instead of passing down their old ones since new cars will come standard will autopilot making them a much safer a smarter choice for a learner driver.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm13ln/in_the_future_millenials_will_buy_new_cars_to/ (Atomic_Core_Official)
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Someone glimpsed the future and thought they saw “zombies” willfully infecting people but turns out it was just assholes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm12vc/someone_glimpsed_the_future_and_thought_they_saw/ (SnarkAndStormy)
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If the Toy Story toys met Hobbes, they would think he was as delusional as Buzz Lightyear was in the first movie, since Hobbes doesn’t seem to be aware he’s a toy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm11mr/if_the_toy_story_toys_met_hobbes_they_would_think/ (bennetthaselton)
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Some people have probably seen more deaths because of the internet than any caveman ever saw

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm118w/some_people_have_probably_seen_more_deaths/ ([deleted])
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We don’t know what it feels like to go to sleep forever, but we do know what it feels like to wake up after never having gone to sleep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm10jz/we_dont_know_what_it_feels_like_to_go_to_sleep/ (exonight77)
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Anisoka is the worst ship in the history of the universe. Change my mind. (Or don't. It's up to you.)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm0zqx/anisoka_is_the_worst_ship_in_the_history_of_the/ (TheWhiteRyder)
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Everything on earth is made out of random items found on earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm0x0g/everything_on_earth_is_made_out_of_random_items/ (coolkidshelly)
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Most people like having something to do but don't like having to do something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm0v95/most_people_like_having_something_to_do_but_dont/ (Kevin_Post_Malone)
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No matter how old your car or truck or van is, it probably has a little bit of it’s very first tank of gas still inside.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm0v5f/no_matter_how_old_your_car_or_truck_or_van_is_it/ (app4that)
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People are a renewable resource.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm0tro/people_are_a_renewable_resource/ (tigger3370)
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It's pretty disrespectful to cut down trees and then use them to wipe our asses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm0sfd/its_pretty_disrespectful_to_cut_down_trees_and/ (smutpeddlers_fck12)
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If human males courted like birds they would all look like Pokémon gym leaders.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm0rmk/if_human_males_courted_like_birds_they_would_all/ (saphirablue83)
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A square has four 90 degree right angles. A circle is 360 degrees. Square = circle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm0pic/a_square_has_four_90_degree_right_angles_a_circle/ (Armon_Tamzarian)
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Your future self is probably cringing about you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm0oju/your_future_self_is_probably_cringing_about_you/ (nazhuman49)
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There are grandparents in their 80s who still have living parents.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm0oe6/there_are_grandparents_in_their_80s_who_still/ ([deleted])
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Crematoriums might consider giving discounts to burn victims

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm0njt/crematoriums_might_consider_giving_discounts_to/ (rnielsen777)
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Having a management position sounds good for a sociopath: they could easily prioritize a company while not worrying about the well-being of their workers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm0nb5/having_a_management_position_sounds_good_for_a/ (theantperson)
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You are a bit of an asshole if you reuse the same idea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm0n8d/you_are_a_bit_of_an_asshole_if_you_reuse_the_same/ ([deleted])
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The tooth fairy tradition teaches kids that they can sell their body parts for money.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm0n6p/the_tooth_fairy_tradition_teaches_kids_that_they/ (IlConteiacula)
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Taxi driver is a job where you get paid more, the worse you do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm0mi2/taxi_driver_is_a_job_where_you_get_paid_more_the/ (McFillet01)
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We laugh at how wrong scientists from the past were, but people from the future will be laughing at us in just the same way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm0ji0/we_laugh_at_how_wrong_scientists_from_the_past/ (xrbeaky)
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Dogs enjoy squeaky toys because they sound like a dying prey

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm0jg8/dogs_enjoy_squeaky_toys_because_they_sound_like_a/ (IlConteiacula)
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“Iced coffee” sounds cool but “cold coffee” sounds gross

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm0i4j/iced_coffee_sounds_cool_but_cold_coffee_sounds/ (IlConteiacula)
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If the oldest person was 100 years old and died, than 101 years ago there would have been an entirely different set of people on the planet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm0fsm/if_the_oldest_person_was_100_years_old_and_died/ (meatpost)
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There are clothes in your room that you've only worn once and will never wear again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm0fgg/there_are_clothes_in_your_room_that_youve_only/ (somkkeshav555)
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Most people don't really follow what fashion magazines tell you to wear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm0f3a/most_people_dont_really_follow_what_fashion/ (somkkeshav555)
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You never actually look at your face, you just look at reflections of them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm0ed1/you_never_actually_look_at_your_face_you_just/ (illegal-teen)
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Batman is a furry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm0d5z/batman_is_a_furry/ (AhmadKarim_)
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If you’re thinking about your ex, post-nut clarity will change your mind and make you feel better.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm0cxc/if_youre_thinking_about_your_ex_postnut_clarity/ (YTAppleDemo)
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A brain doesn’t 100% know how a brain works

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm0c3j/a_brain_doesnt_100_know_how_a_brain_works/ (partyhat57)
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Oxygen could one day be a commodity in the form of oxygen tanks like water is in water bottles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm09m9/oxygen_could_one_day_be_a_commodity_in_the_form/ (somkkeshav555)
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Fireworks is another way of watching your money blow up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm07ha/fireworks_is_another_way_of_watching_your_money/ (Desenbigh)
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It’s probably not a coincidence that deepfakes became a thing a year or two after snapchat started using those face filters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm076x/its_probably_not_a_coincidence_that_deepfakes/ (PancakeParty98)
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Science. It’s like magic, but real.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm046a/science_its_like_magic_but_real/ (LadyOfTheLakeMi)
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There's an unwritten rule that left and right are a pair and so are up and down, and it's hard to convince one otherwise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm03nc/theres_an_unwritten_rule_that_left_and_right_are/ (the-69-guy)
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Once you’re out of school you will never learn new things the same way again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm02sm/once_youre_out_of_school_you_will_never_learn_new/ (Mella512)
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Harvard and Yale have produced more murderers than any other colleges in the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm028k/harvard_and_yale_have_produced_more_murderers/ (hutimuti)
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Family size is mighty presumptuous. For some of us it’s just planning ahead size.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm026t/family_size_is_mighty_presumptuous_for_some_of_us/ (GratefulD86)
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First you learn to read, then you read to learn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm025m/first_you_learn_to_read_then_you_read_to_learn/ (Mr_Mechatronix)
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Your wish on a star might actually come true, but because the star is so far away, it wouldn't come true for millenniums

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hm00bh/your_wish_on_a_star_might_actually_come_true_but/ (RealCanadianDragon)
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After getting to know someone we met on a dating app, we realize all the stupid shit we said in the early messages to try and appeal to their likes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlzyit/after_getting_to_know_someone_we_met_on_a_dating/ ([deleted])
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If competitive eaters got high before their competitions all of them would probably smash their records

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlzxqh/if_competitive_eaters_got_high_before_their/ (gasonly)
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if you ever wanted to commit arson you would have to check the weather

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlzwkf/if_you_ever_wanted_to_commit_arson_you_would_have/ (roastedandtoasted_)
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Despite the fact a biological threat is occurring through the entire world, it will never prevent a margin of people from pretending nothing is wrong and going as as normal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlzwam/despite_the_fact_a_biological_threat_is_occurring/ (SadFire1)
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You are only truly saying goodbye to someone if you’ll never see them again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlzvne/you_are_only_truly_saying_goodbye_to_someone_if/ (hard_korean)
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If the world population is an odd number at one point then there is someone in the world who doesn’t have a soul mate in that moment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlzuof/if_the_world_population_is_an_odd_number_at_one/ (RealAlexCaruso)
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A lot of people have probably had the last thing they said be something along the lines of “oh crap” or “whoops”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlztgu/a_lot_of_people_have_probably_had_the_last_thing/ (squanto420sqanching)
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The Ice Cube setting on a fridge doesn’t even make cubes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlzsz2/the_ice_cube_setting_on_a_fridge_doesnt_even_make/ ([deleted])
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From a humans perspective we are the most intelligent species, but if it were from another animal we wouldn’t be

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlzsub/from_a_humans_perspective_we_are_the_most/ (GnomePenguin)
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If Emperor Palpatine cloned himself and managed to train them to be as strong as him he would have been like a star wars Rick

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlzso5/if_emperor_palpatine_cloned_himself_and_managed/ (Jordi_Masterson)
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No one in the history of mankind has been inside an empty room

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlzri7/no_one_in_the_history_of_mankind_has_been_inside/ (Jicksterr)
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We almost always begin to manually breathe/blink when we are told to do so.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlzr5i/we_almost_always_begin_to_manually_breatheblink/ (_Clarinoot_)
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There's a possibility that Scarecrow's toxin could make The Joker sane.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlzqki/theres_a_possibility_that_scarecrows_toxin_could/ (Professor_Bookman)
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Memory erasing technology might exist but we don't know about it possibly because it was erased from our minds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlzqjs/memory_erasing_technology_might_exist_but_we_dont/ (hn8086)
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‘Never gonna give you up’ is the internet’s theme song

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlzq34/never_gonna_give_you_up_is_the_internets_theme/ (dee_gamer)
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Slang is simply the language of children, since once they are the grownups it's not longer considered slang.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlzp0t/slang_is_simply_the_language_of_children_since/ (BasicRedditor1997)
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Very few people have feet that’s actually 1 foot long.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlzoeq/very_few_people_have_feet_thats_actually_1_foot/ (The9thElement)
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Education might be the biggest scam ever and we wouldn't know because we all bought into it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlzoeh/education_might_be_the_biggest_scam_ever_and_we/ (Johnathan_wickerino)
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Randomly hearing your favorite song on the radio feels more exciting than choosing to play it yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlznny/randomly_hearing_your_favorite_song_on_the_radio/ (blodger42)
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Nothing is original anymore. Has been removed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlznip/nothing_is_original_anymore_has_been_removed/ (Username_Checks-Out-)
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Boiling water makes an egg hard and a potato soft.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlznfu/boiling_water_makes_an_egg_hard_and_a_potato_soft/ (SoyUnFracaso)
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You would think ghosts would haunt assholes more than they do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlznf3/you_would_think_ghosts_would_haunt_assholes_more/ (Dudeology)
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People like doing what they’re good at. Not because they enjoy the task, but it involves less stress for them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlzj2c/people_like_doing_what_theyre_good_at_not_because/ (Mella512)
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Wonder how may people are spending their relief checks on essentials.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlziay/wonder_how_may_people_are_spending_their_relief/ (YTAppleDemo)
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There are thousands of pages of search results that appear when you search something on Google, but most people don’t click past page 1.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlzg5w/there_are_thousands_of_pages_of_search_results/ ([deleted])
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The fact that life is unfair for everyone, makes it fair for everyone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlzfl4/the_fact_that_life_is_unfair_for_everyone_makes/ (TonyStark39)
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There's probably tonnes of unknown serial killers out there. We've only caught the dumb ones...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlzfbl/theres_probably_tonnes_of_unknown_serial_killers/ (evolnolan)
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If you sing “rain go away“ long enough it will always work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlzf02/if_you_sing_rain_go_away_long_enough_it_will/ (fuckmyredditaccount)
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In the Freddy vs Jason universe how was there not some special team who hunted guys like those.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlze3u/in_the_freddy_vs_jason_universe_how_was_there_not/ (joevilla1369)
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Technically, there is still a Berlin Wall. Just look at every building.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlzdw4/technically_there_is_still_a_berlin_wall_just/ (BiggestForts)
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Adam and Eve probably didn't have belly buttons due to not being connected to an umbilical cord.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlzczd/adam_and_eve_probably_didnt_have_belly_buttons/ (RedstoneGeek1)
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We are allowed to piss standing or sitting... why can’t we do the same with poo

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlzbjw/we_are_allowed_to_piss_standing_or_sitting_why/ (UndeadNineKills)
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No matter what ancient civilization is portrayed in a docu-series, tv show or movie, they all seem to have spoken in nice, crisp English accents.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlzasu/no_matter_what_ancient_civilization_is_portrayed/ (salvorhardin_BE)
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Technically, aeroplanes are flying cars

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlza0m/technically_aeroplanes_are_flying_cars/ (cadagricomiguel)
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The word "adversary" doesn't sound like it's definition.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlz8t0/the_word_adversary_doesnt_sound_like_its/ (cadagricomiguel)
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Gangbangers are NOT the people in a gangbang.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlz8s5/gangbangers_are_not_the_people_in_a_gangbang/ (BrokenHeadset)
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When monsters/freaks act normal “dress, talk” like us, were not scared of them anymore because we only accept people that r like us, we don’t accept “different” we hate it cause we’re scared of it, which is not good at all....

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlz89p/when_monstersfreaks_act_normal_dress_talk_like_us/ (no-one-rly)
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A baby can get both human halves of their minotaur father and mermaid mother

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlz7df/a_baby_can_get_both_human_halves_of_their/ (ChickenAlfredo0)
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100+ year olds probably thought they’d die early at some point in their lives. Little did they know

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlz6k9/100_year_olds_probably_thought_theyd_die_early_at/ (stranger2Me)
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During childhood, we are told that jokes about the genital areas are adult content, but once we become adults, these jokes are considered ‘childish’.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlz6et/during_childhood_we_are_told_that_jokes_about_the/ (E-DubbleAddict)
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Scooby snacks may actually be edibles which could explain why Scooby and Shaggy always want food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlz63b/scooby_snacks_may_actually_be_edibles_which_could/ (Seibzehn17)
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A lot of people complain about other's music choices, but don't even know their own tastes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlz632/a_lot_of_people_complain_about_others_music/ (Luciano700)
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The new relationship milestone will be seeing each other without a mask

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlz49h/the_new_relationship_milestone_will_be_seeing/ (faceofamon)
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Having a big d*ck is sought after but being a big d*ck is despised

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlz43v/having_a_big_dck_is_sought_after_but_being_a_big/ (Madden2kGuy)
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Whether the glass is half empty or half full, you won't go thirsty either way

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlz34a/whether_the_glass_is_half_empty_or_half_full_you/ (Soaring_Symphony)
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Movies like the Fast and Furious franchise will eventually cross the threshold of absurdism because they *always* have to one-up the last one, meaning they'll probably eventually get to a point where they're so ridiculous that they transcend the rules of cinema and actually become good movies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlz2z3/movies_like_the_fast_and_furious_franchise_will/ (vexed_chexmix)
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A straw only has one hole

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlz2ui/a_straw_only_has_one_hole/ (Xisuthrus)
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For a lot of us, without OCD we'd be a mess

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlz1kq/for_a_lot_of_us_without_ocd_wed_be_a_mess/ (insight_owner)
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The idea of putting your fingers INTO your mouth as you eat is bad manners / gross. Unless it's potato chips.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlz141/the_idea_of_putting_your_fingers_into_your_mouth/ (Jsama_art)
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No matter how shitty your past is, you just can't deny that back then, life was just so simple.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlz0xy/no_matter_how_shitty_your_past_is_you_just_cant/ (crazedhark)
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Fix-it Felix probably uses his hammer on his “hammer”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlyys1/fixit_felix_probably_uses_his_hammer_on_his_hammer/ (fantheories101)
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Watching old concerts is fun because there are no cell phones and iPhone everywhere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlywto/watching_old_concerts_is_fun_because_there_are_no/ (PlacentaOnOnionGravy)
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When we try to pick on our nose, we are therefore fingering ourselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlyugd/when_we_try_to_pick_on_our_nose_we_are_therefore/ (ash1269)
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humans were given enough intelligence to do intelligent things but not enough intelligence to do intelligent things intelligently

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlyufr/humans_were_given_enough_intelligence_to_do/ (neoclassicle)
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A parked car is always moving.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlytsp/a_parked_car_is_always_moving/ (Gary_October)
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If you were the Flash, you wouldn’t exactly be doing anything faster. In your eyes, you’d be doing it at normal speed while the rest of the world goes slow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlytcq/if_you_were_the_flash_you_wouldnt_exactly_be/ (jessesaxophone)
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All of the best people left all the hardware / manufacturing companies to go work for advertising tech companies, to optimize advertisements so that you can more efficiently find stuff to replace all your shit that keeps breaking because none of the best people make that stuff anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlysz6/all_of_the_best_people_left_all_the_hardware/ (Fragsworth)
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The word bed looks like a bed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlyrww/the_word_bed_looks_like_a_bed/ (myao9)
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You view the world at an infinite pixel resolution

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlyrdc/you_view_the_world_at_an_infinite_pixel_resolution/ ([deleted])
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When you buy a new microphone it is for other peoples benefit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlyr3z/when_you_buy_a_new_microphone_it_is_for_other/ (poopeepie69420)
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27 feels closer to 30 than 28

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlyqxd/27_feels_closer_to_30_than_28/ (a_potato_on_earth)
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We use the word sweeping instead of brooming when using a broom but use the word vacuuming instead of sucking when using a vacuum.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlyqpo/we_use_the_word_sweeping_instead_of_brooming_when/ (buckeyespud)
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To make an oil change last the lifetime of your engine, don't change the oil.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlyq8e/to_make_an_oil_change_last_the_lifetime_of_your/ (Carnalvore86)
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Raisins added to anything but cereal is horrible!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlypo4/raisins_added_to_anything_but_cereal_is_horrible/ (yellowirish)
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You know you are getting older when you hang up after talking to your parents, and always worry it may be the last

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlylxw/you_know_you_are_getting_older_when_you_hang_up/ (muldoonwasacleverboy)
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Dark chocolate is the red wine of chocolates

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlylg6/dark_chocolate_is_the_red_wine_of_chocolates/ ([deleted])
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Given the changes we go through naturally in our appearance, switching bodies probably wouldn't be too much of a shock to our system

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlyl17/given_the_changes_we_go_through_naturally_in_our/ (Drunken_Englishman)
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All posts are in hot if you scroll enough down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlyk1n/all_posts_are_in_hot_if_you_scroll_enough_down/ (dailup_lama)
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Glitch in the matrix

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlyj42/glitch_in_the_matrix/ (Sir_Earl_Jeffries)
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Humans are more of a liquid than a solid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlyiv6/humans_are_more_of_a_liquid_than_a_solid/ (VampireQueenDespair)
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It’s cute if a grown woman takes a boy on a play date, but the other way around would cause news headlines

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlyi6e/its_cute_if_a_grown_woman_takes_a_boy_on_a_play/ ([deleted])
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Everyone has different laughter, and our laughter changes with age.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlyi3t/everyone_has_different_laughter_and_our_laughter/ (instant_dickbang)
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History class is a Dragon Ball Z recap of the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlyfi9/history_class_is_a_dragon_ball_z_recap_of_the/ (tamar69)
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It’s impossible to know if someone is truly a psychic or just a good guesser

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlyfcl/its_impossible_to_know_if_someone_is_truly_a/ (Mella512)
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The people saying thanks for the likes in their comments could just be trying to be kindto people but we never think of it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlyf87/the_people_saying_thanks_for_the_likes_in_their/ (TheB15m0)
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It’s impossible to know if someone is truly a psychic or they just got lucky

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlyei3/its_impossible_to_know_if_someone_is_truly_a/ ([deleted])
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When Harry lived under the stairs every night started out like falling asleep on the Fourth of July.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlyec5/when_harry_lived_under_the_stairs_every_night/ (Doc-C)
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When a musician makes music inspired by nature, it's like the universe is writing songs about how beautiful the universe is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlydxg/when_a_musician_makes_music_inspired_by_nature/ (mobu)
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The Dunning-Kruger Effect is usually referenced by people undergoing the Dunning-Kruger Effect

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlydj7/the_dunningkruger_effect_is_usually_referenced_by/ (ca9629ff45530878)
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Black Sesame seeds look A LOT like ticks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlyby6/black_sesame_seeds_look_a_lot_like_ticks/ (mr_rainyday)
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if there is a 5 second rule in sex like the food service industry I think I'm safe from STDs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlybu3/if_there_is_a_5_second_rule_in_sex_like_the_food/ (CareerMicDrop)
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A single word can change your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlyai3/a_single_word_can_change_your_life/ (Beginnerer)
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Companies that are advertising must think their product is really good if they are going to interrupt what people are doing and expect them to buy the product.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hly9e6/companies_that_are_advertising_must_think_their/ (Walkaway_Train)
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It is easier to be disappointed with your idol than with yourself for the same act.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hly8fb/it_is_easier_to_be_disappointed_with_your_idol/ (kaupend)
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Humans are the greatest threats to their own survival.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hly7uw/humans_are_the_greatest_threats_to_their_own/ (RA_RA_RASPUTIN--)
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Knights having having full body armour must have been overpowered against normal infantry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hly7s0/knights_having_having_full_body_armour_must_have/ (TrappedintheVatican)
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The word "demonstrable" sounds much scarier than it actually is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hly69a/the_word_demonstrable_sounds_much_scarier_than_it/ (Owascer)
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Arizona green tea taste like computer generated apple juice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hly5s9/arizona_green_tea_taste_like_computer_generated/ (ItsMyHeaven)
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You can reliably assume animals that raise their young or mate for life are smarter than those that don't.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hly593/you_can_reliably_assume_animals_that_raise_their/ (mac_daddy_smurf)
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Plants are technically cannibals, since they live of dead plants.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hly3lv/plants_are_technically_cannibals_since_they_live/ (marn20)
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Items sold by companies spend the overwhelming majority of their life in the landfill.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hly2z9/items_sold_by_companies_spend_the_overwhelming/ (jgarrity12)
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Space invaders devs must have brought cheating to a new level that todays devs are not even thought of

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hly2kc/space_invaders_devs_must_have_brought_cheating_to/ (Johbot_et_servi)
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Pizza rolls are the Italian version of fruit gushers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hly2jn/pizza_rolls_are_the_italian_version_of_fruit/ (WizardNinja77)
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For everything you earn, you also lose something

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hly1e5/for_everything_you_earn_you_also_lose_something/ (CheeseWeegee)
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It's weird our tongues don't gain weight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hly0ak/its_weird_our_tongues_dont_gain_weight/ (GrizzledTheGrizzly)
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There shouldn't be an o in won't

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlxzv0/there_shouldnt_be_an_o_in_wont/ ([deleted])
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It's only hard to be original nowadays because everyone's ideas are able to be posted to the world easily through the internet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlxwv3/its_only_hard_to_be_original_nowadays_because/ (ZackAshM)
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When you consider eating and pooping, most people have probably gained/lost hundreds of thousands of pounds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlxvki/when_you_consider_eating_and_pooping_most_people/ (throwaway53862)
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If you don’t push the wall of the international space station hard enough on 0g you will be stuck between the walls without being able to move because you can’t “swim” away, you need something to push yourself with.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlxv3e/if_you_dont_push_the_wall_of_the_international/ (vozno)
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There is probably a high correlation between how many times you've used google and your IQ if you were born after the 80s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlxuqa/there_is_probably_a_high_correlation_between_how/ (2024olympian)
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You aren't paid on how hard you work but on how hard you are to replace AND the risk you are taking

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlxuda/you_arent_paid_on_how_hard_you_work_but_on_how/ (Netsugake)
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The thing that has been most seen by all living species in the history of Earth is the moon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlxubu/the_thing_that_has_been_most_seen_by_all_living/ (Upaaz)
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Any device is a mobile device if your brave enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlxqsz/any_device_is_a_mobile_device_if_your_brave_enough/ (Ory6669)
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Half of inspirational messages tell you how to act so people will like you, while the other half tell you to just be yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlxoxd/half_of_inspirational_messages_tell_you_how_to/ ([deleted])
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If Asians sailed East and discovered and colonized the Americas before the Europeans, world maps would probably feature the Americas to the East instead of the West.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlxoeh/if_asians_sailed_east_and_discovered_and/ (TacoRocco)
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If nobody knows what happens when we die - why do we assume that it’s the “end of life?”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlxo3x/if_nobody_knows_what_happens_when_we_die_why_do/ (zaneo777)
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If you commit a really shameful act then you are a shameless person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlxnyz/if_you_commit_a_really_shameful_act_then_you_are/ (autistic_developer)
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Having a sore throat and not telling anyone is the new "hiding a zombie bite."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlxmud/having_a_sore_throat_and_not_telling_anyone_is/ (DrAwkward404)
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It's impossible to look at the edges of your field of view, and you just tried

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlxmti/its_impossible_to_look_at_the_edges_of_your_field/ (TyParadoXX)
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Both a really good and a really bad ending leaves you feeling unsatisfied

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlxkwe/both_a_really_good_and_a_really_bad_ending_leaves/ (Not-a-JoJo-weeb)
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Babies have no morals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlxfdm/babies_have_no_morals/ (omw_to_valhalla)
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Bales of hay with snow on it look like huge frosted mini wheats

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlxdxa/bales_of_hay_with_snow_on_it_look_like_huge/ (majibbsultra7)
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It would only cost £5 billion to house and feed every homeless person in the UK for a year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlxcya/it_would_only_cost_5_billion_to_house_and_feed/ (votedemocrat76)
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Dogs pick their nose with their tongue

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlxc87/dogs_pick_their_nose_with_their_tongue/ (elfmachine100)
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People who grow up with severe allergies to foods don't know what those things taste like

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlxb5s/people_who_grow_up_with_severe_allergies_to_foods/ (SmackEh)
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If you lay down with enough force you can fall asleep instantly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlxaa0/if_you_lay_down_with_enough_force_you_can_fall/ (puzh_buttonz)
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Crowd funding for surgery is the same as paying higher taxes. Some who can only afford to give a little and some can afford to give a lot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlx9xn/crowd_funding_for_surgery_is_the_same_as_paying/ (LethKink)
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Sending an anonymous box of cupcakes to a diabetic is an example of “kill’em with kindness”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlx8qo/sending_an_anonymous_box_of_cupcakes_to_a/ (DeadLightsOut)
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The day starts at night.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlx7u8/the_day_starts_at_night/ (BlackPresident)
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People get mad when comic book characters in movies are re-casted, but in different versions of those comic book series the characters never look the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlx6ik/people_get_mad_when_comic_book_characters_in/ (zombiebreath77)
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The movie Titanic can have a happy ending if you just end it half-way through.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlx6fj/the_movie_titanic_can_have_a_happy_ending_if_you/ (nafissyed)
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The reward for reaching the top of a mountain is looking around at a horizon full of more beautiful mountains.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlx5za/the_reward_for_reaching_the_top_of_a_mountain_is/ (apoeticinjustice)
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If you fall asleep around enough ants they could kidnap you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlx5cg/if_you_fall_asleep_around_enough_ants_they_could/ ([deleted])
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Humans are so intelligent that we created an AI smarter than animals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlx3qt/humans_are_so_intelligent_that_we_created_an_ai/ (youtube_com_Iwatch_v)
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With people wearing a n95 mask, people can finally fart with impunity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlx3ih/with_people_wearing_a_n95_mask_people_can_finally/ (Hustler_Kamikaze)
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Swimsuits are useless, you don't need clothes to swim.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlx37o/swimsuits_are_useless_you_dont_need_clothes_to/ (DefinetelyThanos)
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Amniotic fluid has been drunk by more humans than have drunk water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlx0va/amniotic_fluid_has_been_drunk_by_more_humans_than/ (obmunt)
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the water is cold

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlx0kh/the_water_is_cold/ (FinK256)
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You never go on holiday hoping for there to be rainy weather

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlwzf3/you_never_go_on_holiday_hoping_for_there_to_be/ (Karmaflare)
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People who like to pretend that prehistoric humans were extremely primitive and dumb conveniently ignore the fact that they figured out an entire system of oceanic navigation using *just* the stars

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlwyvn/people_who_like_to_pretend_that_prehistoric/ ([deleted])
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2013 was the first year since 1987 to feature 4 different numbers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlwxlt/2013_was_the_first_year_since_1987_to_feature_4/ ([deleted])
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There is a point in a man's life where he is not judged by pussy received, but by pussy denied. That is when he becomes a man.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlwxi4/there_is_a_point_in_a_mans_life_where_he_is_not/ ([deleted])
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Staring at a digital screen is considered an activity even though it doesn’t have to do with being active.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlwwx6/staring_at_a_digital_screen_is_considered_an/ (hard_korean)
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A mirror creates a self portrait that ages with you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlwwsn/a_mirror_creates_a_self_portrait_that_ages_with/ (RobertGBradley)
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The sounds of each letter in the alphabet are based off of what sounds we, as humans, are capable of making. If animals could talk, they would have a completely different way of speaking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlwv6e/the_sounds_of_each_letter_in_the_alphabet_are/ (Trebord_)
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When you die the only thing that really matters to you are your last thoughts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlwuvl/when_you_die_the_only_thing_that_really_matters/ (brokenkendoll)
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You never seem to walk into a spider web with an actual spider on it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlwtn7/you_never_seem_to_walk_into_a_spider_web_with_an/ (Killerwizard345)
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Gamers are sometimes so immersed that they make noises, and scream when they take damage in-game.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlwsjw/gamers_are_sometimes_so_immersed_that_they_make/ (_Kingsan_)
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Truth exists and can only be discovered

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlwrn5/truth_exists_and_can_only_be_discovered/ (Vitmal)
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Nails are thumb tacks for adults

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlwoev/nails_are_thumb_tacks_for_adults/ (Tezla_Grey)
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Technically, the first drag queens were the young boys who had to dress up as female characters before women were allowed on theatre stages in the UK

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlwoei/technically_the_first_drag_queens_were_the_young/ (Showmebobsandvegana)
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The internet proves people just want flame wars no matter why.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlwmyq/the_internet_proves_people_just_want_flame_wars/ (celestialscholar)
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Estate agents need to talk to estate agencies to get a property to do their estate agencying

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlwm36/estate_agents_need_to_talk_to_estate_agencies_to/ (tusk____)
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It took 13.7 billion years for the universe to create your consciousness. Stars are expected to form normally for the next 1-300 trillion years. If you had even a .00000001% chance of being reborn again you'll probably be reborn 100 more times before the heat death of the universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlwlsp/it_took_137_billion_years_for_the_universe_to/ (speakeasy518)
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"Short responses" are the one of the longest responses in the test in elementary school.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlwkll/short_responses_are_the_one_of_the_longest/ (origional-user19)
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Therapy is a mechanism through which you learn how to change your personality to fit into accepted societal norms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlwjuc/therapy_is_a_mechanism_through_which_you_learn/ (kiwi1984)
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Using Microsoft Edge is likely more private than using Chrome's Incognito mode

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlwiks/using_microsoft_edge_is_likely_more_private_than/ (ComradeTruls)
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People get embarrassed when they're caught making a dance video but upload the video for everyone to see.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlwi73/people_get_embarrassed_when_theyre_caught_making/ ([deleted])
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We’re all peer pressured into wearing clothes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlweqa/were_all_peer_pressured_into_wearing_clothes/ (UnknownNote)
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Ghosts haunt houses and hotels, but they never haunt apartments. Nobody wants to live in an apartment forever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlwdeq/ghosts_haunt_houses_and_hotels_but_they_never/ (get2dachoppa18)
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Kids don’t just dislike vegetables, they dislike the boiled, unseasoned ones they were forced to eat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlwcq2/kids_dont_just_dislike_vegetables_they_dislike/ (PeanutbutterSkittle)
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If enough pressure is applied, you will eventually become a diamond

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlwb2m/if_enough_pressure_is_applied_you_will_eventually/ (i-like-to-be-wooshed)
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Gaming grandpas and grandmas are more likely to appear every year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlwaju/gaming_grandpas_and_grandmas_are_more_likely_to/ (SurprisingJack)
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Pancakes are Waffles with abbs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlwa5d/pancakes_are_waffles_with_abbs/ (Yeetrman69420)
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A white person and a black person are unnecessary labels of the same species.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlw8fl/a_white_person_and_a_black_person_are_unnecessary/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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If it makes no difference in your humanity that you’re white or black then we shouldn’t label ourselves with such self centric labels.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlw6en/if_it_makes_no_difference_in_your_humanity_that/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Zayn Malik of Chinese descent is Zen Malik

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlw618/zayn_malik_of_chinese_descent_is_zen_malik/ (yeahiamrahul)
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Never seen a fat person with a small head.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlw60c/never_seen_a_fat_person_with_a_small_head/ (International-Ad9215)
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Trebuchets are such a simplistic yet amazing way to utilize gravity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlw5ei/trebuchets_are_such_a_simplistic_yet_amazing_way/ ([deleted])
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The first people to be sent to another solar system might be greeted by people sent later using a faster ship.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlw4v9/the_first_people_to_be_sent_to_another_solar/ (p3n15-f4c3)
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All the teens playing rereleases of popular 90s video games often find help on the internet that was written before they were born.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlw4r8/all_the_teens_playing_rereleases_of_popular_90s/ ([deleted])
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Amazon prime is the butterfly effect on crack

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlw4mp/amazon_prime_is_the_butterfly_effect_on_crack/ (magnanimous14)
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Since the Avatar can communicate with their own past lives, the Avatar is the single most important and reliable source of historical data.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlw2vv/since_the_avatar_can_communicate_with_their_own/ (stpaulgym)
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The taller you are the higher chance there is for you to die when tripping and falling on your face

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlw2tk/the_taller_you_are_the_higher_chance_there_is_for/ (SuperMysticalPerson)
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Someone somewhere is using returned underwear without knowing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlw1db/someone_somewhere_is_using_returned_underwear/ (SoyUnFracaso)
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"The rich. You know why they’re so odd? Because they can afford to be." —Alexander Knox

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlvymc/the_rich_you_know_why_theyre_so_odd_because_they/ (mptpro)
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We rarely see action movie stuff in real life because the main character usually just dies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlvy58/we_rarely_see_action_movie_stuff_in_real_life/ (Stew-Pitt)
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The word "teeth" is very fitting because you get to show them while also pointing at them with your tongue.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlvxpb/the_word_teeth_is_very_fitting_because_you_get_to/ (FreakOut_At_TheParty)
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Judging historical figures by new standards and then defaming them and taking down their statues through the power of the mob is dystopian.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlvvw6/judging_historical_figures_by_new_standards_and/ (celestialscholar)
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a Hong-Kong under the Chinese occupation is “New Xi-Land”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlvvot/a_hongkong_under_the_chinese_occupation_is_new/ (yeahiamrahul)
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There are men out there who are unknowingly not the father and those that are unknowingly the father. Not one woman has ever experienced that.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlvv0m/there_are_men_out_there_who_are_unknowingly_not/ (Mella512)
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If trees were to start a riot/protest it would probably be about abuse and cruel and unusual death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlvuoz/if_trees_were_to_start_a_riotprotest_it_would/ (RicoNico010)
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The embarrassment you feel for watching someone else embarass themselves is stronger than embarassing your own self.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlvugi/the_embarrassment_you_feel_for_watching_someone/ (king_noble)
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The children’s experience in The Chronicles of Narnia (Book 1) is a metaphor for the experiences of WWII soldiers, when the book takes place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlvtvp/the_childrens_experience_in_the_chronicles_of/ (myfeelies)
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The Big Bang was kinda a bad move

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlvtu9/the_big_bang_was_kinda_a_bad_move/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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A surprising amount of laws don't apply to you in your house

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlvttz/a_surprising_amount_of_laws_dont_apply_to_you_in/ (gamerguy1260)
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Using an egg to coat chicken meat before breading it feels wrong

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlvtta/using_an_egg_to_coat_chicken_meat_before_breading/ (scribblemacher)
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Everything is more funnier when you have water in your mouth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlvtqm/everything_is_more_funnier_when_you_have_water_in/ (syedinsaf123)
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There a men out there who are unknowingly not the father and those that are unknowingly the father. Not one woman has ever experienced that.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlvsjl/there_a_men_out_there_who_are_unknowingly_not_the/ ([deleted])
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Being constantly afraid of bullies is worse than the actual moments of bullying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlvsiu/being_constantly_afraid_of_bullies_is_worse_than/ (Paulsidiro1968)
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The more stupid you are, the more confidence you have in your own intelligence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlvrwd/the_more_stupid_you_are_the_more_confidence_you/ (bappidyboopy)
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All FPS games are also point and click games

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlvo2t/all_fps_games_are_also_point_and_click_games/ (Not_a_ribosome)
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When someone tells you to pick a number between 1 and 10, they're technically saying a number from 2 to 9

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlvn9w/when_someone_tells_you_to_pick_a_number_between_1/ (joker-here)
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There’s probably a security system out there that makes all its money selling access to their cameras over the dark web

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlvlzn/theres_probably_a_security_system_out_there_that/ ([deleted])
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It's weird that you are wider than the average car when you stick your arms straight out to the sides.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlvlug/its_weird_that_you_are_wider_than_the_average_car/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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Legitimately funny images become less funny if you photoshop the ifunny logo onto them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlvl6l/legitimately_funny_images_become_less_funny_if/ (callmesimmy)
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The world needs a Columbo reboot starring Mark Ruffalo

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlvka8/the_world_needs_a_columbo_reboot_starring_mark/ (korbendallas-)
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Sports are only made interesting because of constant human error throughout

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlvk1u/sports_are_only_made_interesting_because_of/ (Weeping_Linus)
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It has been statistically proven that living increases you lifespan.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlvjxu/it_has_been_statistically_proven_that_living/ (Razorcarl)
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If something was crystal clear, then it would actually be impossible to see

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlvjvl/if_something_was_crystal_clear_then_it_would/ (icecoldlava7)
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Meditation is practicing boredom and discomfort to build up tolerance to boredom and discomfort

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlvftq/meditation_is_practicing_boredom_and_discomfort/ (detasai)
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Anniversary of a wedding is a big deal because its rare to make a relationship last anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlveb2/anniversary_of_a_wedding_is_a_big_deal_because/ (Asmoday1232)
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Some foods are only good right after you cook them. Others are even better after a day or so.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlvcnp/some_foods_are_only_good_right_after_you_cook/ (milfmom717)
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Trying to identify the voices of famous actors in animated films is sometimes more entertaining than the movie itself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlvceu/trying_to_identify_the_voices_of_famous_actors_in/ (BigBear9091)
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If you make good enough posts, you won’t need to buy premium.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlvbt9/if_you_make_good_enough_posts_you_wont_need_to/ (_The_Singularity_)
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Multiple languages are the most unnecessary barrier keeping people from communicating with each other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlv9yu/multiple_languages_are_the_most_unnecessary/ ([deleted])
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The creation of glass is probably inadvertently responsible for the most deaths of insects next to pesticides

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlv9ml/the_creation_of_glass_is_probably_inadvertently/ (SlickSerpent)
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The difference between us and a bucket of water is 30%

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlv99j/the_difference_between_us_and_a_bucket_of_water/ (Lights-On-Bitch)
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Multiple languages are the most unnecessary thing separating people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlv4in/multiple_languages_are_the_most_unnecessary_thing/ ([deleted])
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An MMORPG where the class traits are those from the corny Zodiac sign attributes. "Okay Taurus, you're tanking, Virgo heals, and got a Gemini, Aries, and Cancer for DPS. Let's clear."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlv47d/an_mmorpg_where_the_class_traits_are_those_from/ (Sonrelight)
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the ring probably wouldnt have been a thing if they had mobile phones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlv351/the_ring_probably_wouldnt_have_been_a_thing_if/ (p5-is-cool-very)
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Nothing in the entire history of the earth has ever really been stationary, because the earth is in constant rotation and motion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlv2e5/nothing_in_the_entire_history_of_the_earth_has/ (supernes204)
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Forgetting your mask is as troublesome as forgetting your wallet or keys

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlv18m/forgetting_your_mask_is_as_troublesome_as/ (PacoMahogany)
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In the wake of the 'rona, it's very likely that Trick or Treating won't ever happen again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlv0jn/in_the_wake_of_the_rona_its_very_likely_that/ (flooperdooper4)
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Nothing like a sudden stop to show you if your loved one really cares

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hluziu/nothing_like_a_sudden_stop_to_show_you_if_your/ ([deleted])
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The last thing many spiders hear is a high pitched scream.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hluyuw/the_last_thing_many_spiders_hear_is_a_high/ (TheSweatyFlash)
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We all came from the same place yet we act like we’re different.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hluvuv/we_all_came_from_the_same_place_yet_we_act_like/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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No matter how hard you try, you will never see the true color of a mirror.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hluub9/no_matter_how_hard_you_try_you_will_never_see_the/ (DatGuard)
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If you pawn a chess set, you are pawning pawns.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hluu5p/if_you_pawn_a_chess_set_you_are_pawning_pawns/ (FightBackFitness)
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Prostitution is ranked sex

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlusvw/prostitution_is_ranked_sex/ ([deleted])
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Caterpillars are fancy maggots

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlusl8/caterpillars_are_fancy_maggots/ (FortyEightThousand)
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Every generation, schools and universities become harder because new knowledge and information discovered must be learned on top of everything else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlus11/every_generation_schools_and_universities_become/ (the_mika)
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Flies live in a Attack on Titan type of world in which we are the titans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hluri6/flies_live_in_a_attack_on_titan_type_of_world_in/ (Red_VIII)
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If you eat a box, you become a box for the box you ate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlur1e/if_you_eat_a_box_you_become_a_box_for_the_box_you/ (elephantindahouse)
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If anonymous were the ones carrying out the Spanish inquisition people wouldn't know whether or not to expect them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hluqpi/if_anonymous_were_the_ones_carrying_out_the/ (Zanryll)
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If Auguring were still a thing there’d probably be some neat infographics for it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlupxj/if_auguring_were_still_a_thing_thered_probably_be/ (Mr_Westerfield)
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Your eyes are always seeing, you just put a moist lid really close to it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hluokj/your_eyes_are_always_seeing_you_just_put_a_moist/ ([deleted])
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There are two parts of a nap. #1 where you sleep, #2 where you recover from sleeping before you can function.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hluo5g/there_are_two_parts_of_a_nap_1_where_you_sleep_2/ (DudeVo9)
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When it’s your birthday people congratulate you because you survived another year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlumew/when_its_your_birthday_people_congratulate_you/ (guy-using-reddit)
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There’s probably gonna be a computer that has a frame rate faster than our eyes can process light

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlulsb/theres_probably_gonna_be_a_computer_that_has_a/ (imtheworstatreddit)
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No one talks about how Pocky looks like a sparkler.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlujk3/no_one_talks_about_how_pocky_looks_like_a_sparkler/ (Spidon)
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If you think you’re ugly, maybe you aren’t your type.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hluh1f/if_you_think_youre_ugly_maybe_you_arent_your_type/ (Person___Man)
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The word kidding comes from kids often messing around and joking

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlugm4/the_word_kidding_comes_from_kids_often_messing/ (cdhurt4)
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In almost every movie or serie highly trained military and police seem to miss an awkward amount of shot kinda disrespect the actual quality of them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlug81/in_almost_every_movie_or_serie_highly_trained/ (DaanBoom013)
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As you get older, you blink more often. Dead people blink so fast that it looks like their eyes are always closed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hluers/as_you_get_older_you_blink_more_often_dead_people/ ([deleted])
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Since the cells in your body are constantly dying off, a significant portion of your body is made up of their corpses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hluee1/since_the_cells_in_your_body_are_constantly_dying/ (arcsin1323)
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Windows 95 will eventually be 95 years old.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hludl6/windows_95_will_eventually_be_95_years_old/ (YTAppleDemo)
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Black holes see us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlucwi/black_holes_see_us/ (asdoia)
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A future trend is probably going to be videos of police doing good, emanated from the lack of police.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hluci7/a_future_trend_is_probably_going_to_be_videos_of/ (davidyew)
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Back flipping is the pinnacle of human achievement

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hluc0k/back_flipping_is_the_pinnacle_of_human_achievement/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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The shuffle feature on Spotify isn’t really random

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hluaxo/the_shuffle_feature_on_spotify_isnt_really_random/ (FailerRod)
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They put music from the 50s and 60s in medicine commercials to appeal to the older generation... meaning sometime in the future, Despacito will be playing on a commercial for laxatives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlu9n0/they_put_music_from_the_50s_and_60s_in_medicine/ (heeesroy)
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Our own bodily fluids are a lot more disgusting to us cold rather than body temperature.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlu95f/our_own_bodily_fluids_are_a_lot_more_disgusting/ ([deleted])
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On the international space station you can't really do a mic drop.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlu8xr/on_the_international_space_station_you_cant/ (xorko16)
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The antelope suggests the existence of the lope. And judging by the weapons that antelopes carry, the lope is a fierce creature

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlu8gr/the_antelope_suggests_the_existence_of_the_lope/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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Unoriginal thoughts can be interesting for people who haven't thought of them before

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlu4yd/unoriginal_thoughts_can_be_interesting_for_people/ (Ag_Smith_95)
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The F, marry, kill game really only answers who you want to f the most

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlu3xj/the_f_marry_kill_game_really_only_answers_who_you/ ([deleted])
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Dress shirts are always stored on hangers, but the shop that sells the shirt doesn't sell hangers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlu334/dress_shirts_are_always_stored_on_hangers_but_the/ (McLeiwand)
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Entering a house for bugs must feel like leaving a house for humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlu2uz/entering_a_house_for_bugs_must_feel_like_leaving/ (Th3enddayz)
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Since most people don’t pay attention to the date and count each passing night/revolution of the earth around the sun, it could be a different date and no one would really know or care

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlu2f4/since_most_people_dont_pay_attention_to_the_date/ (midnuf)
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A forgetful person can hold secrets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlu2cs/a_forgetful_person_can_hold_secrets/ (MASTERNAGIS)
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Maybe cats are actually natural Feng shui experts and they’re not being knob-heads when they knock stuff of surfaces: they’re redirecting energy forces and harmonising you and your environment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlu0pg/maybe_cats_are_actually_natural_feng_shui_experts/ (SvenSvenkill2)
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We’d all look extremely ugly if our teeth were evenly spaced apart instead of touching.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hltzz8/wed_all_look_extremely_ugly_if_our_teeth_were/ (ok-so-basically)
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Aquaman probably smoked seaweed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hltzbt/aquaman_probably_smoked_seaweed/ (NoCrab4u)
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If your dad was a minotaur and your mom a mermaid then you'd probably still have a human body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hltypu/if_your_dad_was_a_minotaur_and_your_mom_a_mermaid/ (Diafuckinbolical)
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We rather have no WiFi signal than having one bar without anything loading.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hltxuk/we_rather_have_no_wifi_signal_than_having_one_bar/ (Kyanovp1)
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It may be wrong to judge the son based on the sins of the father, but it seems perfectly legitimate to judge the father based on the sins of the son.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hltwmi/it_may_be_wrong_to_judge_the_son_based_on_the/ (Happy_Each_Day)
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Fruits are divided into two categories depending on whether the part you don't want to eat is the middle/core or the skin/peel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hltv5c/fruits_are_divided_into_two_categories_depending/ (XanderAccountTwo)
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When you have kids, nobody talks about, and nothing prepares you for the day you realise they have outgrown playing with toys.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlttpl/when_you_have_kids_nobody_talks_about_and_nothing/ (allthekos)
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People almost always look like badasses when their faces are backlit and you look at them from the side.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hltsr6/people_almost_always_look_like_badasses_when/ (MrArtistry)
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You were once the youngest fertilized egg

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hltscl/you_were_once_the_youngest_fertilized_egg/ (Karoner)
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You would think that after centuries of fishing fish would learn not to bit the shiny pink thing in the middle of the water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlts89/you_would_think_that_after_centuries_of_fishing/ (PorkAndMustard)
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There might be the person with the dick size identical to the average and he could have no idea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hltqr8/there_might_be_the_person_with_the_dick_size/ (CBMaxYT)
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Everybody else on the planet is a version of you that could've happened if the circumstances of your birth and life were different.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hltq9n/everybody_else_on_the_planet_is_a_version_of_you/ (SirSorgum)
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Someone watching tutorials about making something might become even more popular because of that

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hltpy5/someone_watching_tutorials_about_making_something/ (CBMaxYT)
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Opening your heart to someone is more nerve wracking than open heart surgery.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hltpsh/opening_your_heart_to_someone_is_more_nerve/ ([deleted])
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Robots having kids must be like going to a build-a-bear workshop except for customizing children

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hltnvx/robots_having_kids_must_be_like_going_to_a/ (The-angry-moon)
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If you're blind, and you want to paint, the only paintings you can make are surrealist paintings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hltnob/if_youre_blind_and_you_want_to_paint_the_only/ (SenorToastYT)
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Humans are wasps who spend all day in a fruitless attempt to traverse a window-pane — while the other half of the window is wide open.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hltlpm/humans_are_wasps_who_spend_all_day_in_a_fruitless/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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"Air conditioning" could just as easily refer to heat as well as cooling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hltljb/air_conditioning_could_just_as_easily_refer_to/ (sethamin)
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If oil is made from decomposed dinosaurs, and plastic is made from oil, then plastic dinosaurs are made from real dinosaurs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hltjsv/if_oil_is_made_from_decomposed_dinosaurs_and/ (osrsslay)
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The seed of an avocado is its own cutting board.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hltjnt/the_seed_of_an_avocado_is_its_own_cutting_board/ (CH0C0RAM0)
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Wise men don't judge: they seek to understand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hltj7m/wise_men_dont_judge_they_seek_to_understand/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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The Sequin age is more stylish and more practical than any Bronze Age shenanigan causer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hltit2/the_sequin_age_is_more_stylish_and_more_practical/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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All the evil in the world, and all the unhappiness, comes from the I-concept.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hltiax/all_the_evil_in_the_world_and_all_the_unhappiness/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Frosting is cake skin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlti2d/frosting_is_cake_skin/ (lost40s)
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We probably have to bare witness to death of the great ones. Seth rogen, De Niro, Will Smith, Snoop, Shaq, Willie Nelson, etc.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlti1p/we_probably_have_to_bare_witness_to_death_of_the/ (DaBaldedEgg)
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Gum will stick around forever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlthyc/gum_will_stick_around_forever/ (SatansBestBud)
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Anoles have been worn as earrings more than any other animal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlthiy/anoles_have_been_worn_as_earrings_more_than_any/ (TheGlen)
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Beds are the original wireless chargers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlth7a/beds_are_the_original_wireless_chargers/ ([deleted])
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Fallin‌‌g a‌‌slee‌‌p b‌‌ecome‌‌s w‌‌a‌‌y h‌‌arde‌‌r w‌‌he‌‌n y‌‌o‌‌u k‌‌no‌‌w y‌‌o‌‌u h‌‌av‌‌e t‌‌‌‌o b‌‌‌‌e i‌‌‌‌n t‌‌h‌‌e b‌‌es‌‌t p‌‌ossibl‌‌e s‌‌hap‌‌e i‌‌‌‌n t‌‌h‌‌e m‌‌orning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hltguz/falling_asleep_becomes_way_harder_when_you_know/ (vpetrychuk)
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The ego is the dragon in the dungeon of individuality.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hltgr9/the_ego_is_the_dragon_in_the_dungeon_of/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Every piece of art you digitize turns into pixel art

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hltgp3/every_piece_of_art_you_digitize_turns_into_pixel/ (IforgotmyAOLpassword)
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You’ve lived the day that you’ll die on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hltgh9/youve_lived_the_day_that_youll_die_on/ (eggs_in_a_blender)
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Falling a‌‌sleep b‌‌ecomes w‌‌ay h‌‌arder w‌‌hen y‌‌ou k‌‌now y‌‌ou h‌‌ave t‌‌o b‌‌e i‌‌n t‌‌he b‌‌est p‌‌ossible s‌‌hape i‌‌n t‌‌he m‌‌orning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hltf5p/falling_asleep_becomes_way_harder_when_you_know/ (vpetrychuk)
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There were people born in 2015.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hltdln/there_were_people_born_in_2015/ (aunty_ralph)
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You could be the smartest person in the world but if you live in a poor area you may never get the chance to prove your intelligence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hltca3/you_could_be_the_smartest_person_in_the_world_but/ (excellentmonkey)
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trolls (from the trolls franchise) have forward facing eyes, implying that they’re a predatory species

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hltbb9/trolls_from_the_trolls_franchise_have_forward/ (Quite_fond_of_geckos)
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Supernanny is a parent to parents

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hltas9/supernanny_is_a_parent_to_parents/ (Ferocius-Squirel)
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In the future the chess turnaments are playd by bots nat humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlt9sv/in_the_future_the_chess_turnaments_are_playd_by/ (csabhun)
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A pizza is a combination of the food and the side bread.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlt8ur/a_pizza_is_a_combination_of_the_food_and_the_side/ (Wither_3000)
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It’s rare to find a dog that’s a picky eater when it comes to human food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlt8ri/its_rare_to_find_a_dog_thats_a_picky_eater_when/ (Dashover)
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There is no mystery whatsoever, only inability to perceive the obvious.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlt83f/there_is_no_mystery_whatsoever_only_inability_to/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Everything we do is ultimately for our own good

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlt7yn/everything_we_do_is_ultimately_for_our_own_good/ (G1bble)
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If you die from choking your muscles will relax and you'll swallow the food because of gravity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlt6sn/if_you_die_from_choking_your_muscles_will_relax/ ([deleted])
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There are many ways to make people dislike you, but the only one that's absolutely guaranteed to work is by trying to make them like you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlt69m/there_are_many_ways_to_make_people_dislike_you/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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Superman leaves buttons from his shirt in every phone booth he changes in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlt5ap/superman_leaves_buttons_from_his_shirt_in_every/ (puzh_buttonz)
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Drunk people don't hiccup nearly as much as cartoons make it seem

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlt15g/drunk_people_dont_hiccup_nearly_as_much_as/ (ClawBadger)
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Someone who complains out loud seems like an jerk, but someone who complains under their breath seems perfectly reasonable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlt0qu/someone_who_complains_out_loud_seems_like_an_jerk/ (N8Gamer)
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You CAN have your cake and eat it too, but you can't eat your cake and have it too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlsxvq/you_can_have_your_cake_and_eat_it_too_but_you/ (goodthins)
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Someone has infinite money, he/she just doesn’t let people know

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlsxeu/someone_has_infinite_money_heshe_just_doesnt_let/ (mr_yogo)
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If you had eternal life at one point within 300 to 400 years you will no longer be able to hold anything in your brain

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlswpz/if_you_had_eternal_life_at_one_point_within_300/ ([deleted])
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If you broke one bone in your body by half, you tehnically increased number of bones in your body by 1

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlsvj5/if_you_broke_one_bone_in_your_body_by_half_you/ (AnteZero0)
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The most important comedic skill is knowing when NOT to make a joke.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlsuy9/the_most_important_comedic_skill_is_knowing_when/ (eli_burdette)
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Photographs are semi-automatic video.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlsu2u/photographs_are_semiautomatic_video/ (Arucious)
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Texting has made breakups way easier

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlstfc/texting_has_made_breakups_way_easier/ ([deleted])
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Having people that love you makes everything harder because no matter if you succeed or fail you know deep down they’re proud of you for trying but you don’t want to fuck up for that reason.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlsrzs/having_people_that_love_you_makes_everything/ (Moe787277)
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Races don’t exist, we’re all the same species with sun camo skin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlsro9/races_dont_exist_were_all_the_same_species_with/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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A lot of future retirement homes are going to be full of gaming PCs, consoles, and VR.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlsrel/a_lot_of_future_retirement_homes_are_going_to_be/ (TheHandsomePo-ta-to)
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We all study Anthropology every day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlspw1/we_all_study_anthropology_every_day/ (GravyxNips)
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Some people desire to care less about what others think of them, in order to impress the very people whose thoughts they want to care less about.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlspgw/some_people_desire_to_care_less_about_what_others/ (Salpatero)
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The most common way to get a penile fracture is by masturbating, so people are apparently masturbating that hard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlsnzk/the_most_common_way_to_get_a_penile_fracture_is/ (YTAppleDemo)
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Since everyone is edible technically speaking, and since everything eaten turns to crap, everyone is potentially crap

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlsnkx/since_everyone_is_edible_technically_speaking_and/ (mariusiv)
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Quantum particles are computer variables of the hyperverse

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlsn58/quantum_particles_are_computer_variables_of_the/ (matiu2)
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Many of the posts on here were prolly stolen from someone who didn't think to post it here

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlsijq/many_of_the_posts_on_here_were_prolly_stolen_from/ (firegate2233)
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You aren't paid according to how hard you work, you are paid according to how hard you are to replace

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlsi7u/you_arent_paid_according_to_how_hard_you_work_you/ (Bismuth81)
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The first car stereo had to have been someone installing a record player in their stagecoach.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlshv2/the_first_car_stereo_had_to_have_been_someone/ ([deleted])
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Since Mr. Poopybutthole wasn’t a parasite, who spawned Cousin Nicky

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlshch/since_mr_poopybutthole_wasnt_a_parasite_who/ (HippieCorps)
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About 50% of unique shower thoughts have probably been deleted for wrongly being labeled "uncommon."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlsg7f/about_50_of_unique_shower_thoughts_have_probably/ (Benkarl1)
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You aren't payed according to how hard you work, you are payed according to how hard you are to replace

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlsfxa/you_arent_payed_according_to_how_hard_you_work/ ([deleted])
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Exercise is healthy stress.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlsfs9/exercise_is_healthy_stress/ (SadFire1)
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Sign language is probably the human version of insects communicating with their antennas/by moving

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlsf30/sign_language_is_probably_the_human_version_of/ (mr-vizla)
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The Burj Khalifa wasn't always the tallest man-made structure. The cranes used to build the Burj Khalifa were taller.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlsecr/the_burj_khalifa_wasnt_always_the_tallest_manmade/ (MrQuesada)
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Puzzles are something almost everyone has done or heard of but no one talks about them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlsddv/puzzles_are_something_almost_everyone_has_done_or/ (GaIacticFaz)
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Free will only makes sense in belief systems

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlsb6b/free_will_only_makes_sense_in_belief_systems/ (Karclust)
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When we create an artificial general intelligence, we could theoretically run it on human minds by performing all the calculations by hand

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlsaue/when_we_create_an_artificial_general_intelligence/ (AxialGem)
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Cab drivers are probably really good at mazes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hls98l/cab_drivers_are_probably_really_good_at_mazes/ (Orcathunder)
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The shittiest sunglasses always last the longest

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hls91b/the_shittiest_sunglasses_always_last_the_longest/ (BringBackManaPots)
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A song is definitely overplayed when it starts being used as hold music

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hls8zt/a_song_is_definitely_overplayed_when_it_starts/ (dumnem)
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You only think something is gross because you are (subconsciously) imagining yourself eating it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hls8p0/you_only_think_something_is_gross_because_you_are/ (Ruckroo)
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The word "porn" is the epitome of satisfying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hls63b/the_word_porn_is_the_epitome_of_satisfying/ ([deleted])
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Everything is transparent, but not all for our eyes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hls490/everything_is_transparent_but_not_all_for_our_eyes/ (Ruten)
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Your feet smell & your nose runs. Not the other way around

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hls3ve/your_feet_smell_your_nose_runs_not_the_other_way/ (XDG-Diggz74)
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Half the internet is a review about something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hls1bb/half_the_internet_is_a_review_about_something/ ([deleted])
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The highest string is the lowest note on the guitar

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hls158/the_highest_string_is_the_lowest_note_on_the/ (ProfessionalChance1)
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One of your dad's sperm could have become the next Einstein, but instead it was you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hls07x/one_of_your_dads_sperm_could_have_become_the_next/ (The_Yellow_Lime)
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A person's face affects who’s attracted to them and what others assume about their personality.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlrzdn/a_persons_face_affects_whos_attracted_to_them_and/ (Delica)
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Jesters were the original comedians, who’s jobs just got better and better throughout the years

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlrz72/jesters_were_the_original_comedians_whos_jobs/ ([deleted])
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One regular word will be popular by a movie title, album, etc.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlrys9/one_regular_word_will_be_popular_by_a_movie_title/ (MyPringle)
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Non-Binary Clowns were the original PC comedians.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlryn3/nonbinary_clowns_were_the_original_pc_comedians/ ([deleted])
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Mankind’s curiosity is a Perpetuum mobile.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlrxnj/mankinds_curiosity_is_a_perpetuum_mobile/ (anti_evil_corp)
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if somebody said “hey siri” in an exam, lots of people would fail.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlrvd7/if_somebody_said_hey_siri_in_an_exam_lots_of/ ([deleted])
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Our signatures are as different and unique as our fingerprints

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlrv3r/our_signatures_are_as_different_and_unique_as_our/ (WaidWilsen)
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Rabbit mammal stew, fried chicken bird, tuna fish sandwich.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlrv33/rabbit_mammal_stew_fried_chicken_bird_tuna_fish/ ([deleted])
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Have you ever noticed how dogs react when you touch their tails? It's the same way you would react if you're walking down the street and someone touch your butt hole.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlruvu/have_you_ever_noticed_how_dogs_react_when_you/ (The_DuffMan)
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Human curiously is a Perpetuum mobile.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlruhl/human_curiously_is_a_perpetuum_mobile/ ([deleted])
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Bro... we all got spooky skeletons inside us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlru27/bro_we_all_got_spooky_skeletons_inside_us/ (Aaetheon)
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Of every species that will have existed there will be one of them that will be the last of its kind

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlrtts/of_every_species_that_will_have_existed_there/ (Kyanovp1)
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Hot Water vs Cold Water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlrtta/hot_water_vs_cold_water/ (TXVERAS)
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Baking soda is used more for other jobs than actual baking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlrsx6/baking_soda_is_used_more_for_other_jobs_than/ (PickAJewX)
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Tomorrow doesn’t exist yet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlrsmj/tomorrow_doesnt_exist_yet/ (jurjasouras)
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Statistically the PlayStation 4 is a "gayer" console than the XBox One due to it having more players in total.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlrs0g/statistically_the_playstation_4_is_a_gayer/ (liams_limes)
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Watching firework shows is the same as watching the slam dunk contest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlrquh/watching_firework_shows_is_the_same_as_watching/ (buckeyespud)
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The genie possibly has raised people from the dead before. In his conditions to Aladdin he says it's not a pretty picture and he doesn't like doing it, not that he can't do it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlrppb/the_genie_possibly_has_raised_people_from_the/ (jennyrob669)
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Because PI is infinite there is a 100% chance that somewhere in the sequence there is a set of numbers which can be converted into a Rick Roll.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlrpot/because_pi_is_infinite_there_is_a_100_chance_that/ (RicardoMilossGoa)
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A human is treated like a human, a label cannot be treated like a human.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlrp9n/a_human_is_treated_like_a_human_a_label_cannot_be/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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W is the only letter without itself in the pronunciation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlrohc/w_is_the_only_letter_without_itself_in_the/ (VulpesPlus)
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Before the invention of indoor plumbing, people probably had river thoughts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlrn67/before_the_invention_of_indoor_plumbing_people/ (Chim_chuck)
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Crime novel writers are smarter than criminals, because they plan and solve the case.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlrmtd/crime_novel_writers_are_smarter_than_criminals/ (Fehlurian_)
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Human beings lie around in herds beneath a blazing sphere of hot plasma to roast their bodies in effort to attract more participants in sexual encounters...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlrm3x/human_beings_lie_around_in_herds_beneath_a/ (stokersBSU96)
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Cinammon toast ads would probably be terrifying if you didn’t use the cereal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlrm34/cinammon_toast_ads_would_probably_be_terrifying/ ([deleted])
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Masks dangling from interior car mirrors is something new

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlrlel/masks_dangling_from_interior_car_mirrors_is/ (onlyforthisjob)
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Sometimes, the difference between knowledge and wisdom is acceptance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlrl1y/sometimes_the_difference_between_knowledge_and/ (B6030)
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It's amazing that the screens with ads on the sidelines of football stadiums never get smashed by the football.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlrkrj/its_amazing_that_the_screens_with_ads_on_the/ (lifelessweeb25)
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You don't have to heat up a hot dog

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlrj9i/you_dont_have_to_heat_up_a_hot_dog/ (Carguy38)
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It’s almost certain that we all have something extremely valuable in our attics, but we’re all just too lazy to check.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlrivz/its_almost_certain_that_we_all_have_something/ (YTAppleDemo)
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The majority of the world’s non-English speaking population is unable to learn left from right through forming an L shape with their left hand

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlrigz/the_majority_of_the_worlds_nonenglish_speaking/ ([deleted])
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Arranging the numbers alphabetically, Zero comes at infinity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlrhk8/arranging_the_numbers_alphabetically_zero_comes/ (ReadToDie)
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Before 1900 and modern surgery on infants, there were a lot more people with six fingers, six toes or stubby tails.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlrh40/before_1900_and_modern_surgery_on_infants_there/ (jonnyprophet)
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Accents are speakable fonts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlrgud/accents_are_speakable_fonts/ (justahumanonredddit)
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You’re essentially just a “guest user” to your own brain, because you don’t have access to most system settings (you’re metabolism, dreams, rate of growth etc).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlrfxh/youre_essentially_just_a_guest_user_to_your_own/ (YTAppleDemo)
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Fire alarm batteries never seem to die during the day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlreyt/fire_alarm_batteries_never_seem_to_die_during_the/ (lexzish)
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You essentially just a “guest user” to your own brain, because you don’t have access to most settings (you’re metabolism, dreams etc).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlrej6/you_essentially_just_a_guest_user_to_your_own/ ([deleted])
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megaman is a ripoff of astro boy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlrbma/megaman_is_a_ripoff_of_astro_boy/ (FnafGamer21)
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Sex can be both one of the worlds greatest stress relievers, or one of the biggest stress causers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlr7x0/sex_can_be_both_one_of_the_worlds_greatest_stress/ (YTAppleDemo)
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The fatter you get, the stronger your leg muscles become.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlr7sq/the_fatter_you_get_the_stronger_your_leg_muscles/ (Grande_Latte_Enema)
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You don't hear the word "splendid" very much anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlr730/you_dont_hear_the_word_splendid_very_much_anymore/ (readeachbook)
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Wearing a mask is the same as concealed carry because they protect everyone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlr71u/wearing_a_mask_is_the_same_as_concealed_carry/ ([deleted])
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Half of all people are dumber than average

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlr6hi/half_of_all_people_are_dumber_than_average/ (Word_Fighter)
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Adults use travel mugs for the same reason toddlers use sippy cups

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlr5e5/adults_use_travel_mugs_for_the_same_reason/ (Pareeeee)
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When you dream, one part of your brain is making up the story, and another part is experiencing those events and is genuinely surprised by all the twists in the plot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlr3o2/when_you_dream_one_part_of_your_brain_is_making/ (General-Royal)
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Faking a tactic is a good tactic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlr3aj/faking_a_tactic_is_a_good_tactic/ (DangerousDeveloper)
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Any game played on a keyboard is technically text-based

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlr36m/any_game_played_on_a_keyboard_is_technically/ (vroomIamspeedvroom)
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Tag stands for touch and go

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlr1b2/tag_stands_for_touch_and_go/ (Theatre_Kid_3000)
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Lagging is a computer’s sweat when it overheats

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlr12n/lagging_is_a_computers_sweat_when_it_overheats/ ([deleted])
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Halucinating is AR and Dreaming is VR

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlr01c/halucinating_is_ar_and_dreaming_is_vr/ (dunkinatorm8)
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Cheese-detecting goggles to assess the inner distribution of cheese in your burrito to make an informed choice about how to eat it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlqyjz/cheesedetecting_goggles_to_assess_the_inner/ (lost_chilango)
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Being a dumbass is bad, but so is being a smartass.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlqwdr/being_a_dumbass_is_bad_but_so_is_being_a_smartass/ (drunkchrist)
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Animals probably think that humans are a dumb and weird animal. They probably have some other animals like monkeys or dolphins that they view as superior to people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlqw5g/animals_probably_think_that_humans_are_a_dumb_and/ (ton-_-yhw)
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Many Games have a higher playercount than downloads because of pirating

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlqw53/many_games_have_a_higher_playercount_than/ (Fookn-Laser-Soights)
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The longer you live, the greater the likelihood you'll experience something that you will think of every day for the rest of your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlqvrh/the_longer_you_live_the_greater_the_likelihood/ (Axes4Praxis)
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It makes more sense that the opposite of the word "stop" be "continue", rather than "start".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlqtmi/it_makes_more_sense_that_the_opposite_of_the_word/ ([deleted])
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Someone blowing bubbles in a park isn't a safe, innocent thing anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlqr6v/someone_blowing_bubbles_in_a_park_isnt_a_safe/ (jinkozouo)
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Wonder what the academic research is on big dick energy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlqq29/wonder_what_the_academic_research_is_on_big_dick/ (Confused_Orangutan)
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There’s probably been someone strapped in a straight jacket in a psychiatric hospital convinced they were an escape artist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlqoe8/theres_probably_been_someone_strapped_in_a/ (squanto420sqanching)
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One way to stabilize population growth is to Terminate more humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlqo4k/one_way_to_stabilize_population_growth_is_to/ (DangerousDeveloper)
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School grades has made most of us to think of 5/10 as not “average”, but “failing”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlqmp6/school_grades_has_made_most_of_us_to_think_of_510/ (Raccoononi)
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we have billboards that take our attention off the road to tell us to not drive distracted

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlqmnb/we_have_billboards_that_take_our_attention_off/ (malevoryes)
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The dirtiest part of your body is probably your back

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlqmjp/the_dirtiest_part_of_your_body_is_probably_your/ (Texasboi2727)
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As a child you fear the pain of an accident. As an adult you fear the injury afterwards

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlqmfy/as_a_child_you_fear_the_pain_of_an_accident_as_an/ ([deleted])
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If you close one eye and look at something, the unopened eye also moves too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlqkfb/if_you_close_one_eye_and_look_at_something_the/ (Ascyt)
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Everyone in their childhood has tried to see the whole process of a fan slowing down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlqk9c/everyone_in_their_childhood_has_tried_to_see_the/ (shibataWrestler)
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Conspiracy theories are all fun and games until you find someone who actually believes them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlqhya/conspiracy_theories_are_all_fun_and_games_until/ (Snobbish_Preference2)
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Around 12 AM-6AM, songs seem to play or sound faster.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlqfyt/around_12_am6am_songs_seem_to_play_or_sound_faster/ (CAHKINATOR)
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People obsessed with animals tend to be shitty people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlqe7p/people_obsessed_with_animals_tend_to_be_shitty/ ([deleted])
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Technically the water you drink was inside other people, so technically you're drinking purified pee.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlqdnn/technically_the_water_you_drink_was_inside_other/ (Random_User81)
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If you are what you eat, then eat the rich.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlqc28/if_you_are_what_you_eat_then_eat_the_rich/ (ClutchPoppa)
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Quantum mechanics theoretically does not exist if you go by science.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlqbxi/quantum_mechanics_theoretically_does_not_exist_if/ ([deleted])
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There must be people who jokingly wished to die right before their sudden death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlqb4e/there_must_be_people_who_jokingly_wished_to_die/ (forheadbroccoli)
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In terms of keeping things on our face, we really take our ears for granted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlqavv/in_terms_of_keeping_things_on_our_face_we_really/ (Bloonception)
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Someone’s job is to keep track of everyone’s jobs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlqag0/someones_job_is_to_keep_track_of_everyones_jobs/ (Teezba)
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Technically, every object with no wires is wireless.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlqafh/technically_every_object_with_no_wires_is_wireless/ (snakingfire)
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It's crazy that headphones don't need to be battery operated

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlq9vg/its_crazy_that_headphones_dont_need_to_be_battery/ (captain_dudeman)
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The bad boy in movies always has a "secret" place to show he has emotions to the girl.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlq7pw/the_bad_boy_in_movies_always_has_a_secret_place/ (Bradcastle76)
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If Sherlock Holmes turned to crime he’d be able to get away with almost anything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlq6wv/if_sherlock_holmes_turned_to_crime_hed_be_able_to/ (boxytoasty)
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Psychologists often know more about yourself than you do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlq6vk/psychologists_often_know_more_about_yourself_than/ ([deleted])
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The meaning and pronunciation of “oh” depends on the amount of o’s or h’s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlq51p/the_meaning_and_pronunciation_of_oh_depends_on/ (grantanade)
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Musk is the Myley Cyrus of Auto-tech.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlq4te/musk_is_the_myley_cyrus_of_autotech/ (DangerousDeveloper)
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Running up the stairs and not being out of breath after is a strong sign of good health

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlq2mb/running_up_the_stairs_and_not_being_out_of_breath/ ([deleted])
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Bubbles are dry on the inside and wet on the outside

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlq28l/bubbles_are_dry_on_the_inside_and_wet_on_the/ (dandaman4ugurls)
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Eating at night is way more unhealthy, yet food tastes WAY better at 2am

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlq1x3/eating_at_night_is_way_more_unhealthy_yet_food/ ([deleted])
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Pennywise the clown and a boggart from the harry potter universe are almost the same thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlq197/pennywise_the_clown_and_a_boggart_from_the_harry/ (DireCorgi79)
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You never notice how much your family walks around the house except when you are trying to do something you don't want them to see

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlq01x/you_never_notice_how_much_your_family_walks/ ([deleted])
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If a person is ever stranded they can use their hair as floss to maintain some dental hygiene.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlpzn0/if_a_person_is_ever_stranded_they_can_use_their/ (wasimoto)
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Working out releases dopamine into the brain, but nobody ever talks about how similar it is to talking drugs because it’s so healthy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlpy6g/working_out_releases_dopamine_into_the_brain_but/ ([deleted])
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Superman's most impressive power is the ability to minimize his strength to the level of a human.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlpwpj/supermans_most_impressive_power_is_the_ability_to/ (ious_D)
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A perfect sphere of any size will always have the same amount of surface area touching the ground

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlpva2/a_perfect_sphere_of_any_size_will_always_have_the/ ([deleted])
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People "look good for their age" because we are accustomed to people lying about their age.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlpu7l/people_look_good_for_their_age_because_we_are/ (pbandpretzels)
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Even though we clean them twice a day, our teeth are usually the dirtiest part of our body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlpstm/even_though_we_clean_them_twice_a_day_our_teeth/ (Instanraneous-Noodle)
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There is probably a vegan named hunter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlpsb4/there_is_probably_a_vegan_named_hunter/ (SpaghettiSouIs)
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It feels like the movements of our body make our muscles move, but it’s the opposite, our muscles make our body move.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlprky/it_feels_like_the_movements_of_our_body_make_our/ (Minelucious)
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Daisy Duck and Princess Daisy we’re both created, along with other reasons, to be someone’s significant other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlpqun/daisy_duck_and_princess_daisy_were_both_created/ (absolutezed)
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It's weird that we just stopped using electric can openers. Like, they didn't invent a new, better tool for the job; we just all decided they were stupid and went back to the old version instead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlpqt6/its_weird_that_we_just_stopped_using_electric_can/ (Daniel_A_Johnson)
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People will have more sex if bodily fluids smell like flowers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlpqee/people_will_have_more_sex_if_bodily_fluids_smell/ ([deleted])
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There is no such thing as cup of noodles, we added the of to make it sound better.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlpqeb/there_is_no_such_thing_as_cup_of_noodles_we_added/ (Matticus121)
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Mr Salt and Mrs Pepper were the first interracial couple on a children's TV show.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlpopp/mr_salt_and_mrs_pepper_were_the_first_interracial/ (Im-A-Scared-Child)
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The winner of a race is the person who races the least

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlpo8p/the_winner_of_a_race_is_the_person_who_races_the/ (AfterWater)
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Since blood tastes like metal, it would make a really good bait for vampires

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlpo1a/since_blood_tastes_like_metal_it_would_make_a/ (Almxighty00)
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Re-Watching Jaws as an adult, you realize the scenes with the Shark aren’t the scariest part, but rather the ones with town council.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlpn3d/rewatching_jaws_as_an_adult_you_realize_the/ (Project_XXVIII)
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‘Y’ is the Monday of vowels

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlpmtr/y_is_the_monday_of_vowels/ ([deleted])
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T-Rex maybe fight other T-Rex like kangaroos rather than how movies depict it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlplrk/trex_maybe_fight_other_trex_like_kangaroos_rather/ (roymanutd)
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Nothing makes you stop what you're doing quicker than accidentally hoovering something

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlpj76/nothing_makes_you_stop_what_youre_doing_quicker/ (TheDotman2005)
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Whenever a male talks about the shit males get in society, their immediately labeled as a male Supremacist, but if a female talks about the shit females get in society, their labeled as a equality enthusiast.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlpi6h/whenever_a_male_talks_about_the_shit_males_get_in/ (Uniformtree0)
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We could have just stopped annoying captchas, if all of us agreed to not answer it at all, right from the start.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlphnl/we_could_have_just_stopped_annoying_captchas_if/ (skratata69)
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If it rained hard enough, a salmon could swim to the clouds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlphj7/if_it_rained_hard_enough_a_salmon_could_swim_to/ (thyispro)
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Being a technical support guy with an Indian accent must be so hard nowadays.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlpha0/being_a_technical_support_guy_with_an_indian/ (_TheNiceGamer_)
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Strange that even sitting still can cause cancer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlph1a/strange_that_even_sitting_still_can_cause_cancer/ (T_jay_)
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Children are the ultimate vanity projects

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlpgf1/children_are_the_ultimate_vanity_projects/ (the_seed)
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Holiday specials of shows were made way before the holiday that the show is based on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlpg6g/holiday_specials_of_shows_were_made_way_before/ (goatjavier)
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If you own a gun to protect your family, but you don’t wear a mask in public, you’re goofy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlpei0/if_you_own_a_gun_to_protect_your_family_but_you/ (newguy57)
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There is a high chance that you've inadvertently caused someone's death by doing what seemed to be a trivial task.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlpdgp/there_is_a_high_chance_that_youve_inadvertently/ (00Banshee00)
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James Cameron's Avatar is all about catfishing a tall, blue, foreign chick.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlpbjt/james_camerons_avatar_is_all_about_catfishing_a/ (The_Avrage_Weeb)
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When babies keep throwing toys out of their crib/stroller over and over, they’re really just playing fetch with their parents

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlpanb/when_babies_keep_throwing_toys_out_of_their/ (Tnt540)
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At some point in human evolution we developed ways to identify others beyond smelling each other’s butts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlp9w4/at_some_point_in_human_evolution_we_developed/ (Doc-in-a-box)
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Porn has plot armour

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlp8gl/porn_has_plot_armour/ (nomfuckingnom)
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Shaving hair is nothing more than removing dead skin cells

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlp84g/shaving_hair_is_nothing_more_than_removing_dead/ (Seedpound)
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You are closer to being a millionaire then Jeff Bezos is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlp5ti/you_are_closer_to_being_a_millionaire_then_jeff/ (UpvoteIfNotGay)
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Handjobs from people who know sign language is a blwojob.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlp5ng/handjobs_from_people_who_know_sign_language_is_a/ ([deleted])
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Almost no one goes down a slide head first on their back

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlp4ic/almost_no_one_goes_down_a_slide_head_first_on/ (SafetyDanceInMyPants)
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As you get older you consider more and more people to be kids

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlp43r/as_you_get_older_you_consider_more_and_more/ (maurer2847)
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Most people are closer to a satellite in space than to a capital city.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlp40e/most_people_are_closer_to_a_satellite_in_space/ (KubrickIsMyCopilot)
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If the Big Bang was an explosion, and the universe is still expanding, then the Big Bang is still happening

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlp303/if_the_big_bang_was_an_explosion_and_the_universe/ ([deleted])
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In general, people like other people. But people in cars HATE other people in cars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlp1yh/in_general_people_like_other_people_but_people_in/ (Antscannabis)
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We buy toothpaste based on recommendations of people who make money off of us having bad teeth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlp1rf/we_buy_toothpaste_based_on_recommendations_of/ (detrimentaloptimist)
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All writing and speech is wordplay.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlp1e9/all_writing_and_speech_is_wordplay/ ([deleted])
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If it exists, there’s probably a conspiracy about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlp0yl/if_it_exists_theres_probably_a_conspiracy_about_it/ (Cosmisa)
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The biggest source of entertainment for people is other people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlozwi/the_biggest_source_of_entertainment_for_people_is/ (stickyyo)
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There is a popcorn button on most microwave ovens and yet the microwave popcorn instructions advise you not to use it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hloz6d/there_is_a_popcorn_button_on_most_microwave_ovens/ (AustinInDallasTx)
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The Speed of Light through Space is 670x faster than a Millions miles per hour.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hloxij/the_speed_of_light_through_space_is_670x_faster/ (DCGMechanics)
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The Bachelor/Bachelorette is a Battle Royale reality show

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlovmm/the_bachelorbachelorette_is_a_battle_royale/ (NOTaCat__)
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The reason why Apple does not make Iphone vibrate stronger is because the phone might break itself while vibrating.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlotz0/the_reason_why_apple_does_not_make_iphone_vibrate/ (Kurouku)
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We spent the least effort on our appearance for people we care about the most.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlotex/we_spent_the_least_effort_on_our_appearance_for/ (Swotboy2000)
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Because of their base on Yavin IV all of the rebel pilots attacking the Death Star were Stone Temple Pilots.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlot9t/because_of_their_base_on_yavin_iv_all_of_the/ (Pronflex)
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There is a very good chance that you will drive past a car playing the same song as you, in your lifetime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlot9e/there_is_a_very_good_chance_that_you_will_drive/ (TheCuriousHeron)
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The Jedi mind trick is not as impressive once you’ve used reverse psychology on a two year old

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlos6o/the_jedi_mind_trick_is_not_as_impressive_once/ (rp8ball)
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Michael Jackson joined the Jackson 5 when he was 5 years old.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlos6k/michael_jackson_joined_the_jackson_5_when_he_was/ (nextup_in_synthwave)
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Ignorance is bliss, but knowledge is power

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlorbb/ignorance_is_bliss_but_knowledge_is_power/ (Koifish_Coyote)
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The person you are one day going to marry is out there living life waiting for the moment you both meet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hloons/the_person_you_are_one_day_going_to_marry_is_out/ (cossackhatman)
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It is very possible that children newly interested in porn will come across their parents while looking for porn then it was before the internet exisited. They are also more likley to see their parents naked by surprise then before the internet,

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlonqw/it_is_very_possible_that_children_newly/ (WUSSIEBOY)
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You are extremely vulnerable while taking a shower.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlonq6/you_are_extremely_vulnerable_while_taking_a_shower/ (DonnieDiamondAzoff)
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Cartoon Network tits be like: >>

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlon2o/cartoon_network_tits_be_like/ (sakthimaan)
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Without evidence supporting the past, it's possible that it was all a dream.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlom2t/without_evidence_supporting_the_past_its_possible/ (theantperson)
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Darth Maul’s lightsaber is more closer to a quarterstaff than to a sword

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlolvv/darth_mauls_lightsaber_is_more_closer_to_a/ (Ninja_Chickens)
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A looped GIF could just actually be a every long video and we won’t bother seeing the ending.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlokgw/a_looped_gif_could_just_actually_be_a_every_long/ (tillhop19)
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If you put your genitals in petroleum, you are literally having sex with dinosaurs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hloj24/if_you_put_your_genitals_in_petroleum_you_are/ (syahrulazimazmi)
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Knives are literally cutting-edge technology

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlohjo/knives_are_literally_cuttingedge_technology/ (JunCena666)
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Life is a continuous pattern recognition test.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlogfx/life_is_a_continuous_pattern_recognition_test/ (MsRx01011000)
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"I can't relate to that any more" and "I can't relate to that anymore" are opposites

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hloge4/i_cant_relate_to_that_any_more_and_i_cant_relate/ (FuzzyKittenIsFuzzy)
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Optimists thrive, pessimists survive but realist thrive and survive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hloedc/optimists_thrive_pessimists_survive_but_realist/ (lordkushagra)
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There is probably a part of your back that you will never touch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hloa2j/there_is_probably_a_part_of_your_back_that_you/ (aidankkm)
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When you sip from a cup you drink from the top but when you drink from a cup with a straw you drink from the bottom

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlo9uf/when_you_sip_from_a_cup_you_drink_from_the_top/ (doubleadizzl)
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The post office could speed up delivery using homing pigeons.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlo9gw/the_post_office_could_speed_up_delivery_using/ (MattOnePointO)
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Success guarantees if you end up rich or poor. Does not guarantee if you end up miserable or not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlo8m2/success_guarantees_if_you_end_up_rich_or_poor/ (mjatin2007)
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Keys on a keyboard feel it when you press them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlo8bc/keys_on_a_keyboard_feel_it_when_you_press_them/ (jollyolday)
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Goths are amongst the longest running clique.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlo7rd/goths_are_amongst_the_longest_running_clique/ (nextup_in_synthwave)
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There are actual bears out there that are smarter than the average bear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlo7qk/there_are_actual_bears_out_there_that_are_smarter/ (puzh_buttonz)
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When you’re dead, you are literally the safest you can be

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlo7gd/when_youre_dead_you_are_literally_the_safest_you/ (datboi-kirb)
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You never ever want to be on the Golden Gate Bridge when things start to get ugly in a disaster movie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlo7et/you_never_ever_want_to_be_on_the_golden_gate/ (ParameciaAntic)
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Agent Cody Banks will go to Japan in 3 because London was in 2

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlo6ea/agent_cody_banks_will_go_to_japan_in_3_because/ (rewindturtle)
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Gotta love that we are waterproof

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlo5cb/gotta_love_that_we_are_waterproof/ (hryptr)
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We start to sit in the last seats of a class to receive less attention from the teacher, but as we sit in the last seats we also pay less attention to the teacher

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlo2y8/we_start_to_sit_in_the_last_seats_of_a_class_to/ (aditya_uddagiri)
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Dreams are dark mode thoughts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlo25i/dreams_are_dark_mode_thoughts/ (_The_Singularity_)
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If birds evolved from dinosaurs, then for a few thousand years something was probably strolling around with a beak the size of a car.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlo1ah/if_birds_evolved_from_dinosaurs_then_for_a_few/ (llewellynwest)
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Life’s mission is to avoid dying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlo055/lifes_mission_is_to_avoid_dying/ (icantchoosename123)
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Humans are the only creatures on Earth that actively causes it's own species problems.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlnzbd/humans_are_the_only_creatures_on_earth_that/ (Krubanosuke)
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Fuzzy pictures of scary places make them seem scarier.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlnyrm/fuzzy_pictures_of_scary_places_make_them_seem/ (puzh_buttonz)
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When one door closes and another opens you might be in a prison

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlnxda/when_one_door_closes_and_another_opens_you_might/ (wcslater)
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Parents who spoon feed their children everything in order to make their lives easy are most probably doing the opposite in the long run.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlnw8j/parents_who_spoon_feed_their_children_everything/ (Namrata_H)
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"Gone But Not Forgotten" is a gravestone epitaph that usually becomes false after three or four generations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlnvkq/gone_but_not_forgotten_is_a_gravestone_epitaph/ (TheSanityInspector)
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The human race could still exist without straight people existing, as bisexual/pansexual people could still reproduce.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlnuvp/the_human_race_could_still_exist_without_straight/ (FrostyCommon)
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If water was not wet we might not be searching for water on other planets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlnug2/if_water_was_not_wet_we_might_not_be_searching/ (Anti_Thot)
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You can be hot, cool and chill, without anyone knowing your temperature

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlnucd/you_can_be_hot_cool_and_chill_without_anyone/ (Doodle_Dragon)
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In a couple of decades, we will be calling the 2020s the '20s' instead of the 1920s.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlnu6s/in_a_couple_of_decades_we_will_be_calling_the/ (mynameiscat128)
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Calling someone a liar is almost as insulting as calling them a truther.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlnttz/calling_someone_a_liar_is_almost_as_insulting_as/ (YourOldManJoe)
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When you're a kid, the adults around you know everything... Untill you become and adult and realize no one knows what they are doing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlnsd3/when_youre_a_kid_the_adults_around_you_know/ (niloc1229)
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There is a colour where (English) tea becomes too dark and coffee becomes too light

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlnrzi/there_is_a_colour_where_english_tea_becomes_too/ (Changmeister888)
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When you sleep you just teleport to another dimension and watch other version of yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlnqyf/when_you_sleep_you_just_teleport_to_another/ (DamianowyCzlowiek)
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"Prostitute sucks. " can be a opinion, as well as a fact.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlnp80/prostitute_sucks_can_be_a_opinion_as_well_as_a/ (Hunny_J420)
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You can post a photo of your bully on RoastMe and use the roasts to insult him.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlnp29/you_can_post_a_photo_of_your_bully_on_roastme_and/ (Musab_Nauman)
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Our bodies definitely think we have more children than we actually do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlmz2a/our_bodies_definitely_think_we_have_more_children/ (DVMyZone)
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If one of your friends had a lego set on their wedding registry, you could get it for them and attach the note; “Yeah sex is cool but have you ever built a lego set together?”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlfkyr/if_one_of_your_friends_had_a_lego_set_on_their/ (cdimock72)
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An audio engineer can replace bf1 background explosions with July’s 4th firework sounds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlfjsf/an_audio_engineer_can_replace_bf1_background/ (mrdangwangpang)
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Early 2000s pop music videos is having your band play in the middle of a house party and singing in your bedroom with baggy jeans and tight t-shirt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlfjgc/early_2000s_pop_music_videos_is_having_your_band/ (Xblackberry212)
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It seems mad that we somehow trust buildings not to collapse on us even though they are man made and humans are prone to errors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlfimm/it_seems_mad_that_we_somehow_trust_buildings_not/ (gcnHNYqvzB637fYQvQDt)
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An eraser is dying because of your mistake

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlfi4x/an_eraser_is_dying_because_of_your_mistake/ (N0BL3YT)
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Sir Mix-a-lot was against domestic abuse in the song “Baby Got Back.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlfhqq/sir_mixalot_was_against_domestic_abuse_in_the/ (Kat0513)
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If you erase with an eraser enough times you erase the eraser.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlfhas/if_you_erase_with_an_eraser_enough_times_you/ (sklerpington)
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You know you haven't slept enough if you can still taste your toothpaste when you wake up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlfgg2/you_know_you_havent_slept_enough_if_you_can_still/ (Novalnfinite)
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The 4th of July is probably known as The Blood Feast in the mosquito community

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlfetz/the_4th_of_july_is_probably_known_as_the_blood/ (j_fedd)
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There must be at least one kid that was afraid to drink Kool-Aid indoors for fear that he would wreck their house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlfehm/there_must_be_at_least_one_kid_that_was_afraid_to/ (SapphireSamurai)
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Nobody celebrates "dependence" day (the day a nation got taken over).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlfdin/nobody_celebrates_dependence_day_the_day_a_nation/ (RedditEffigy)
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At some point you were the youngest person on earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlfccf/at_some_point_you_were_the_youngest_person_on/ ([deleted])
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People sacrifice a lot of their life trying to earn enough money to have a life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlfc7q/people_sacrifice_a_lot_of_their_life_trying_to/ (Theskidiever)
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A star is the most distant object that can be focused on with the human eye

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlf9vg/a_star_is_the_most_distant_object_that_can_be/ (Hydreighorah)
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July 4th smells like sulfur.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlf93w/july_4th_smells_like_sulfur/ (theantperson)
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Kids dream about the freedom they will enjoy when they become adults but most responsible adults live life like they have permanently been grounded.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlf8tl/kids_dream_about_the_freedom_they_will_enjoy_when/ (soveryforgettable)
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There's no way to prepare for the day the man who used to pick you up, forgetting how heavy you are, forgets who you are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlf731/theres_no_way_to_prepare_for_the_day_the_man_who/ (quirkycurlygirly)
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Being immortal would suck when the sun destroys the earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlf722/being_immortal_would_suck_when_the_sun_destroys/ (greg_math)
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If the entirety of the surface area of your skin was to be covered in mosquito bites, you would basically have a tougher (albeit itchy) layer of skin

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlf6sr/if_the_entirety_of_the_surface_area_of_your_skin/ (ambre9864)
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These masks have made using public restrooms a lot more bearable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlf6fd/these_masks_have_made_using_public_restrooms_a/ (absolutraj)
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It’s hard to imagine famous actors and actresses as real people, but they’re just big ol’ drama nerds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlf403/its_hard_to_imagine_famous_actors_and_actresses/ (ARBosma)
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The more futuristic something is, the simpler the design.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlf3or/the_more_futuristic_something_is_the_simpler_the/ (Bandit263)
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We celebrate Independence Day by triggers our vets PTSD nation wide

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlf19a/we_celebrate_independence_day_by_triggers_our/ (Xternal96)
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The real snowflakes are the ones who won't wear masks because of 'muh rights'.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlf07u/the_real_snowflakes_are_the_ones_who_wont_wear/ (packetgrabber)
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It’s ironic how those effected most negatively from 4th of July celebrations are veterans with PTSD

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlezn8/its_ironic_how_those_effected_most_negatively/ (BroBroBrayBray)
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If your parachute doesn’t open you have the rest of your life to try and fix it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hleyqr/if_your_parachute_doesnt_open_you_have_the_rest/ (jpotts_48)
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Those jelly beans with nasty flavors from Beanboozled? Yeah they had taste testers for those...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hleug6/those_jelly_beans_with_nasty_flavors_from/ (BloxForDays16)
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Drug dealers invented the idea of not using their own drugs to sell low-quality products without harming themselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlepoa/drug_dealers_invented_the_idea_of_not_using_their/ (giganticoranges)
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Getting good grades in elementary and middle school was pointless

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlenvv/getting_good_grades_in_elementary_and_middle/ (Exo-Odyssey)
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A lot of us love fireworks for fun, but not really for the actual purpose, which is Independence Day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlensl/a_lot_of_us_love_fireworks_for_fun_but_not_really/ (MemeCactus94)
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The Terminator was the Governor of California

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlemze/the_terminator_was_the_governor_of_california/ (hftvhftv)
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Millennials and older have a super power that these kids coming up will never have...the ability to smell the inside of a Blockbuster Video whenever we want.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlelxu/millennials_and_older_have_a_super_power_that/ (DoesThisMatter)
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For how popular it is to celebrate birthdays, it’s weird that people aren’t more accustomed to the idea of birth in general.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlelll/for_how_popular_it_is_to_celebrate_birthdays_its/ (Sir_ButtMunch)
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In 2077 Cyberpunk 2077 will be GTA

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hleli4/in_2077_cyberpunk_2077_will_be_gta/ (jellybomb06)
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If Steve Carell never left the Office, his wedding would most certainly have been featured on the show, likely in place of Dwight's wedding

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlel6l/if_steve_carell_never_left_the_office_his_wedding/ (WeakMeal)
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Brock was our childhood simp

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlel0g/brock_was_our_childhood_simp/ (JandreiN2760)
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Dog language is almost certainly in smells, not sounds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlekia/dog_language_is_almost_certainly_in_smells_not/ (cyrano-de-whee)
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Everyone knows how to use their horn, few know how to use their turn signal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlek9q/everyone_knows_how_to_use_their_horn_few_know_how/ (heyhungry)
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Musical instruments' sound is very complex when compared to fundamental synth waveforms. It's not easy to replicate strumming a guitar or a grand piano artificially on a computer or synthesizer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlejz2/musical_instruments_sound_is_very_complex_when/ (theantperson)
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Fireworks could be mistaken for a gunshot, and vise-versa.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hleh3n/fireworks_could_be_mistaken_for_a_gunshot_and/ (benv4n)
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There will eventually be the last person ever to utter "it's not the end of the world."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlegy7/there_will_eventually_be_the_last_person_ever_to/ (rozyhammer)
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It's never worth ruining your own life trying to fix someone else's

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hleebu/its_never_worth_ruining_your_own_life_trying_to/ (OldCarWorshipper)
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The passage into adulthood is really when you stop eating just the icing off of a cupcake

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hledwa/the_passage_into_adulthood_is_really_when_you/ (BlueScreenBall)
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Cigarettes basically contribute in the economy while also slightly controlling the population as well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hledj8/cigarettes_basically_contribute_in_the_economy/ (jellycustard671)
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If someone said you were bad at oral sex, to prove them wrong you'd have to give head to save face.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hled83/if_someone_said_you_were_bad_at_oral_sex_to_prove/ (Xenon808)
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Bugs live with fall damage off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hleb3h/bugs_live_with_fall_damage_off/ (cossackhatman)
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For being labeled as stupid, models sure do seem to predict a lot!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hleb0y/for_being_labeled_as_stupid_models_sure_do_seem/ (ill-i-illi)
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The first rule of vegan fight club is probably to tell everyone about vegan fight club

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hleays/the_first_rule_of_vegan_fight_club_is_probably_to/ (andypro77)
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Debunking is the process of proving a thing to be bunk, actually.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlear8/debunking_is_the_process_of_proving_a_thing_to_be/ (Danknugz666)
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Many people are dependent on alcohol to celebrate their independence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hle9o1/many_people_are_dependent_on_alcohol_to_celebrate/ (DrAwkward404)
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It’s a good night to shoot someone without your neighbors calling the cops.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hle9kg/its_a_good_night_to_shoot_someone_without_your/ (dannypharmd)
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It is very likely that actors will eventually be replaced by CGI that looks ultra-realistic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hle8lq/it_is_very_likely_that_actors_will_eventually_be/ (junothecat1)
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We as humans would probably be a lot farther along if we would’ve realized sooner that inbreeding is bad

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hle7gh/we_as_humans_would_probably_be_a_lot_farther/ (Smudgeio)
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If you have a twin, either you or he/she wasn’t planned.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hle6y3/if_you_have_a_twin_either_you_or_heshe_wasnt/ ([deleted])
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Mr beast is the only YouTuber who can spend lots of money without being a dick

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hle3gf/mr_beast_is_the_only_youtuber_who_can_spend_lots/ (Crabperson72)
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In the future, one of our descendants would have more social media followers than us presently.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hldzm0/in_the_future_one_of_our_descendants_would_have/ (Bradcastle76)
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TikTok and similar platform influencers have brought back silent films.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hldzgr/tiktok_and_similar_platform_influencers_have/ (b1gje55e)
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Thousands of years ago someone decided to drink the white shit that comes out of a cow's uter and everyone just went with it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hldyn7/thousands_of_years_ago_someone_decided_to_drink/ (1nsert_or1g1nal_name)
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One of the more tedious things about being tall is hitting your showerhead with your head.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hldycn/one_of_the_more_tedious_things_about_being_tall/ (Nametoholdaplace)
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Every haystack has a needle. The question is which delicious flavor it may be

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hldy8n/every_haystack_has_a_needle_the_question_is_which/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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If you had a Minotaur father and a Mermaid mother, and you got just the human parts from them both, you could literally, anticlimactically, just end up as some regular person, indistinguishable from the next one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hldxlt/if_you_had_a_minotaur_father_and_a_mermaid_mother/ (d-quik)
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Your skin is the only organ that can grow hair.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hldx8v/your_skin_is_the_only_organ_that_can_grow_hair/ ([deleted])
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Our brains are the only organs that named themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hldx2l/our_brains_are_the_only_organs_that_named/ (FallenInf3rno)
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Society was supposed to get smarter with the advent of the Internet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hldwb1/society_was_supposed_to_get_smarter_with_the/ (Seedpound)
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Since birds are evolved from dinosaurs the argument can be made that Dino nuggets are actually kind of made from dinosaurs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hldw5e/since_birds_are_evolved_from_dinosaurs_the/ (The-RealElonMusk)
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You don’t notice how many muscles it takes to walk until you hold onto your back waist while you walk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hldv6r/you_dont_notice_how_many_muscles_it_takes_to_walk/ (ChessandMemesBoi)
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Too much of anything is automatically bad for you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hldt92/too_much_of_anything_is_automatically_bad_for_you/ (finaljusticezero)
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Countries that use the metric system are slightly more socially distant since 2 meters > 6 feet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hldt4w/countries_that_use_the_metric_system_are_slightly/ (Bundesraketenliga)
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Very few things are universal in life. Love, death and struggling with keychain rings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hldrvz/very_few_things_are_universal_in_life_love_death/ ([deleted])
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Corn is the only food that has a cob.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hldrai/corn_is_the_only_food_that_has_a_cob/ (superfunk1)
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When you obtain money, it’s not really yours. It’s just your turn to with it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hldocy/when_you_obtain_money_its_not_really_yours_its/ (Gundamsarecool)
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Hearing a song you love come on the radio is way more satisfying than playing that song yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hldo00/hearing_a_song_you_love_come_on_the_radio_is_way/ (ah-chew)
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Only nursery rhymes and classical piano music are creepy when played at the right place with the right pitch

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hldnfm/only_nursery_rhymes_and_classical_piano_music_are/ (KMSyahid123)
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They chose meowth as team rockets Pokémon because he is a cat it’s and he’s chasing pikachu the mouse... just like team rocket is after ash

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hldnbr/they_chose_meowth_as_team_rockets_pokémon_because/ (Kabobete)
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Jalepenos taste hot but they make your heart cold

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hldmud/jalepenos_taste_hot_but_they_make_your_heart_cold/ (flubbtma1n)
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Friday in a bank in a city with a mandatory mask order and a population that has to cash their paychecks instead of getting direct deposit must be pretty nerve wracking for the bank employees.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hldmsl/friday_in_a_bank_in_a_city_with_a_mandatory_mask/ (MountainRiderAK)
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The word “repetitive” feels repetitive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hldmeo/the_word_repetitive_feels_repetitive/ (comittsucc)
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July 4th is probably the only day you can shoot someone in your backyard and everyone will just assume it's fireworks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hldmcd/july_4th_is_probably_the_only_day_you_can_shoot/ (Devil-Jenny)
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The job of an artist changed from painting your imagination to drawing someone else's fetish.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hldmbg/the_job_of_an_artist_changed_from_painting_your/ (souzouker)
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People would think you are a real jerk if you walked down the street throwing wrappers and paper into people's yards but most don't think twice about launching hundreds of fireworks which do the same thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hldls5/people_would_think_you_are_a_real_jerk_if_you/ (PowerfulSilence82)
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Being stone-faced is exactly the opposite of having a stoned face.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hldktr/being_stonefaced_is_exactly_the_opposite_of/ (shakeythirsty)
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Posting videos of fireworks is everyone’s favorite thing to do, while also being everyone’s least favorite thing to watch the next day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hldkmb/posting_videos_of_fireworks_is_everyones_favorite/ (iEatSwampAss)
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The speed limit is not real. A big syrupy fairy tale to keep us all from glory

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hldiks/the_speed_limit_is_not_real_a_big_syrupy_fairy/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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A dick-having-person who wears a mask over their mouth but neglect to put it over their nose must wear their underwear with their dick hanging out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hldhjf/a_dickhavingperson_who_wears_a_mask_over_their/ (lazylulu510)
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Growing up is realizing that those bad guys who wanted to get rid of humanity might have had a point.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hldhaa/growing_up_is_realizing_that_those_bad_guys_who/ (funnyonlinename)
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Never thought a bank would require you to wear a mask before entering.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hldggn/never_thought_a_bank_would_require_you_to_wear_a/ (Theskidiever)
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The scariest day will be when billionaires stops dying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hldgfc/the_scariest_day_will_be_when_billionaires_stops/ (StoneDeaf)
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Sometimes it’s a fine line between evil dictator and neglectfully lenient.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hldf7e/sometimes_its_a_fine_line_between_evil_dictator/ (brandnewdayinfinity)
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All of your high scores will probably be forgotten.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hldf3u/all_of_your_high_scores_will_probably_be_forgotten/ (Lyc7aoN)
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Wearing your mask with your nose sticking out is kind of like wearing pants with your knob sticking out of the zipper. Yeah, you're wearing a mask/pants, but you're kind of defeating the purpose!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hldeyg/wearing_your_mask_with_your_nose_sticking_out_is/ (GlitterAndGears)
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We don’t know our end, but our end knows us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hldepl/we_dont_know_our_end_but_our_end_knows_us/ (SwayzeBG)
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There are probably a lot of gamers that could have had a very successful career in streaming but decided against it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlddzu/there_are_probably_a_lot_of_gamers_that_could/ (ItsNorthGaming)
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Gyms are the adult size versions of children's playgrounds where all the fun has been stripped away, leaving behind only the basic physical activity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlddv7/gyms_are_the_adult_size_versions_of_childrens/ (DrAwkward404)
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You can probably only go half of the maximum speed your car legally

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hldbt3/you_can_probably_only_go_half_of_the_maximum/ (somefuckerwithaspoon)
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Sometimes when you think you've missed the boat, you've only just missed the ferry, there's a high chance it will keep returning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hldaqy/sometimes_when_you_think_youve_missed_the_boat/ (CasUalNtT)
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Nothing messes with a guy’s psyche more than his post-nut clarity moment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hldabj/nothing_messes_with_a_guys_psyche_more_than_his/ (Godly_Toonz)
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On july 4th we celebrate our freedom by reenacting the sounds other countries hear when we bring them freedom

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlda51/on_july_4th_we_celebrate_our_freedom_by/ (goshin89)
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People joke about Apple being able to just sell a part of or the blueprints to an iPhone but they probably could and make a huge profit from it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hld9ui/people_joke_about_apple_being_able_to_just_sell_a/ (Gyrating_Tautle)
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Cinnamon Toast Crunch commercials support cannibalism

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hld91i/cinnamon_toast_crunch_commercials_support/ ([deleted])
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sushi masters also must be really good at rolling blunts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hld5vz/sushi_masters_also_must_be_really_good_at_rolling/ (_anaklusmos)
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stuff is cold until we heat it up, after which we pour cold liquid into our mouths to cool off the heat from the hot food. neat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hld4ii/stuff_is_cold_until_we_heat_it_up_after_which_we/ (baseballgrow6)
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Everyone on Tatooine is white, despite it being a desert planet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hld3ae/everyone_on_tatooine_is_white_despite_it_being_a/ (CormacCTB)
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A scuba diver in a cage to a dangerous shark must be the ultimate window shopping while hungry experience.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hld1xf/a_scuba_diver_in_a_cage_to_a_dangerous_shark_must/ (MasterNova924)
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Most people aren’t afraid of death, just the dying process.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hld1si/most_people_arent_afraid_of_death_just_the_dying/ (sarcasm_itsagift)
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One day, Tom Brady will be that old guy on some life insurance commercial.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hld1rr/one_day_tom_brady_will_be_that_old_guy_on_some/ (queer_no_evil)
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Wearing masks has been an opportunity for the vast majority of us to get as much attention from the opposite sex as the elite.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hld1io/wearing_masks_has_been_an_opportunity_for_the/ (MoonShinesThruClouds)
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People who don't cover their nose with their masks might do that because they are mouthbreathers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlcyi2/people_who_dont_cover_their_nose_with_their_masks/ (Fragsworth)
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There are people who use Imgur as a social media

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlcx4k/there_are_people_who_use_imgur_as_a_social_media/ (MuffledBobcat)
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If the universe truly is infinite, there's a point in space where the stars align to perfectly spell out the entirety of the Bee Movie script.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlcw9a/if_the_universe_truly_is_infinite_theres_a_point/ (Nacho_7258)
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Trading is two people sharing their resources with each other

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlcvsx/trading_is_two_people_sharing_their_resources/ (Karoner)
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We are closer to the year 2100 than the beginning of WWII.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlcthg/we_are_closer_to_the_year_2100_than_the_beginning/ ([deleted])
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Ancient but very advanced technology like the Sumerian horsecart wheel probably disappeared, because it was stolen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlcth8/ancient_but_very_advanced_technology_like_the/ (asdoia)
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Each of us would have been at least marginally smarter if we hadn’t hit our noggins as much as we did growing up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlctgj/each_of_us_would_have_been_at_least_marginally/ (and_a_side_of_fries)
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Man is scared of the crow because no other animal can see through lies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlcp28/man_is_scared_of_the_crow_because_no_other_animal/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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Because of clock based dilutions, the 4th of July isn’t even independent day anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlcomb/because_of_clock_based_dilutions_the_4th_of_july/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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Once you find a local bar that will start you a tab that you can pay off at a later day if needed? Don’t go anywhere else for drinks. That is your watering hole.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlcohn/once_you_find_a_local_bar_that_will_start_you_a/ (HipJetSet)
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In case you're filming the meteor that will kill us all, remember to live broadcast it, you won't be able to show the footage otherway

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlcobj/in_case_youre_filming_the_meteor_that_will_kill/ (pirobinha)
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LMNOP is the checkpoint of the alphabet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlcmmz/lmnop_is_the_checkpoint_of_the_alphabet/ (ICantHaveIt)
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There are more cops than residents in GTA games

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlcm84/there_are_more_cops_than_residents_in_gta_games/ (Presidentenn)
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Life itself is technically pay to win.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlcm5m/life_itself_is_technically_pay_to_win/ (RespectTheFancy)
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It's weird to consider infants who have died as stillborns in past as "old", when in reality they have never even aged

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlcl8p/its_weird_to_consider_infants_who_have_died_as/ (sangriya)
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90s kids and 2000s kids have two different definitions for the word "pog"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlcl5d/90s_kids_and_2000s_kids_have_two_different/ (sanana_the_skenana1)
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I'll bet there are a lot of people that regret getting a Dukes Of Hazzard tattoo.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlck0i/ill_bet_there_are_a_lot_of_people_that_regret/ (mbl102)
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Prolonged meaningful looks are to heroes to what monologues are to villains.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlcj1j/prolonged_meaningful_looks_are_to_heroes_to_what/ (Frootbat86)
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Someone thinking of turning Battleship into a movie had a million dollar idea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlci2b/someone_thinking_of_turning_battleship_into_a/ (notathrowawayfukit)
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The fewer the fingers, the better the fireworks salesman.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlcgza/the_fewer_the_fingers_the_better_the_fireworks/ (squad1alum)
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Celebrating July 4th (the day the Declaration was signed) is the same as celebrating the day you were conceived by your parents instead of your birthday.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlcgy7/celebrating_july_4th_the_day_the_declaration_was/ (cplmatt)
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Shaving is considered a coming-of-age activity, even though it makes you look less like an adult.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlce1l/shaving_is_considered_a_comingofage_activity_even/ (RoilingChaos)
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We've really learned just how many people don't understand the word 'essential'.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlce0b/weve_really_learned_just_how_many_people_dont/ (TehAsianator)
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A chicken is an edible food synthesizer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlccdj/a_chicken_is_an_edible_food_synthesizer/ (Reliquary_of_insight)
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Social media will become a family tree resource in the future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlcc9c/social_media_will_become_a_family_tree_resource/ (Jumpy-cricket)
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The largest cup of tea ever made is the Boston Harbor

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlcbgd/the_largest_cup_of_tea_ever_made_is_the_boston/ (sanana_the_skenana1)
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Toddlers have an accent from speaking baby language.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlcbcw/toddlers_have_an_accent_from_speaking_baby/ (Xinovaz)
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Everyone gets a trophy started with awarding recognition to confederates that lost.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlcawt/everyone_gets_a_trophy_started_with_awarding/ (smikelsmikel)
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Any sauce you cook on the grill with would technically be bbq sauce.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlca2q/any_sauce_you_cook_on_the_grill_with_would/ (digitalamish)
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AskR posters always ask about others, but no one stops to ask what the poster thinks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlc8tl/askr_posters_always_ask_about_others_but_no_one/ (Maxweilla)
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As a golf pro, you play as much golf as possible just to play as little golf as possible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlc8am/as_a_golf_pro_you_play_as_much_golf_as_possible/ (Qwertusss)
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In new calculators you can't type 5318008

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlc89q/in_new_calculators_you_cant_type_5318008/ (AtarkaCommand)
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By definition, escargot is a land shellfish

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlc7vb/by_definition_escargot_is_a_land_shellfish/ (TristanLennon)
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Thr objective of golf is to play as little golf as possible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlc762/thr_objective_of_golf_is_to_play_as_little_golf/ ([deleted])
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When you are the son of a simp, you're actually a Simpson.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlc6gd/when_you_are_the_son_of_a_simp_youre_actually_a/ (malpoterfan)
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The question is not if its possible, it's who's going to do it first

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlc4ar/the_question_is_not_if_its_possible_its_whos/ (mr_Poopybutthole__)
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Girls never breakup without backup

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlc2lg/girls_never_breakup_without_backup/ ([deleted])
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We probably don’t even know who the world’s greatest criminal is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlc0zz/we_probably_dont_even_know_who_the_worlds/ (cheek-doctor)
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Ghosts could come in to our room and jerk men off, before they would wake up, to the point just before cumming which would explain morning wood.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlbyz1/ghosts_could_come_in_to_our_room_and_jerk_men_off/ (DUBSWAG02)
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It takes guts to fart.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlby8p/it_takes_guts_to_fart/ (puzh_buttonz)
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Stink bugs are probably the only thing in the entire world that every single organism hates

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlbxea/stink_bugs_are_probably_the_only_thing_in_the/ (LickMopWho)
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When trying to differentiate a 'W" from an "M" you realise that the lines that join the 'v' are straight in M but in W they are slightly oblique.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlbvnf/when_trying_to_differentiate_a_w_from_an_m_you/ (Devaorios)
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Waking up from a nightmare is a relief because it wasn't real and waking up from a great dream feels terrible because it wasn't real. So in reality, nightmares are better than dreams.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlbsrb/waking_up_from_a_nightmare_is_a_relief_because_it/ ([deleted])
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Expect a lot more TV shows about firemen next year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlbsl0/expect_a_lot_more_tv_shows_about_firemen_next_year/ (mcdj)
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it's really rare for someone to step on a fly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlbr9l/its_really_rare_for_someone_to_step_on_a_fly/ (learnaboutnetworking)
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“Basic” people never have basic coffee orders

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlbr0y/basic_people_never_have_basic_coffee_orders/ (ItsFiin3)
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Looking at a word and not acknowledging it is a lot harder than you would imagine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlbqc5/looking_at_a_word_and_not_acknowledging_it_is_a/ (chrisfowell1)
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Our accounts on here are anonymous, so technically every account is a throwaway.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlbpfk/our_accounts_on_here_are_anonymous_so_technically/ ([deleted])
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You are a hive-mind of cells.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlbp0w/you_are_a_hivemind_of_cells/ (RandomSpyder)
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Childhood is the free version while adult life is pay to play

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlbolc/childhood_is_the_free_version_while_adult_life_is/ (philopathy)
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The internet is our Library of Alexandria and we need to do everything we can to preserve it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlbmhi/the_internet_is_our_library_of_alexandria_and_we/ (jaydee8001)
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Somebody learned something from you without you knowing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlbly0/somebody_learned_something_from_you_without_you/ (Mr_Metakinon)
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You know you’re cold when the hot side of the pillow becomes the good side of the pillow

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlblsf/you_know_youre_cold_when_the_hot_side_of_the/ (TheAnswerIsYeet)
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In a way, everything is natural because everything is made from natural materials

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlbllb/in_a_way_everything_is_natural_because_everything/ (MemeDaddy42069911)
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The person who sucks at mobile games in ads is the same person who sucks at life in infomercials

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlblh3/the_person_who_sucks_at_mobile_games_in_ads_is/ (ChefCano)
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We get two different winters each year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlbl7q/we_get_two_different_winters_each_year/ (Rmptg)
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We learn from our experiences while most people are afraid of new experiences.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlbku0/we_learn_from_our_experiences_while_most_people/ (Mr_Metakinon)
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Everything in life is personal perspective

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlbjx5/everything_in_life_is_personal_perspective/ (jrod-515)
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People are against drug dealers but don't think there's anything wrong with the people that operate poker machines

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlbio5/people_are_against_drug_dealers_but_dont_think/ (ClassyJacket)
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We usually use “Good ol’” for something that is used as a standard as opposed to something extraordinary instead of old as opposed to new

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlbi8t/we_usually_use_good_ol_for_something_that_is_used/ (DarkVeneno)
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The sound of babies crying can be the most beautiful or the most annoying noise you have ever heard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlbhzl/the_sound_of_babies_crying_can_be_the_most/ (PhotoClock)
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Dating apps are meant to be deleted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlbhwl/dating_apps_are_meant_to_be_deleted/ (That_Guy2847)
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While waiting for your meal at a restaurant, you become the waiter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlbhf5/while_waiting_for_your_meal_at_a_restaurant_you/ (1medichan1)
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No matter how hard you try you’ll never be able to stop cutting a stick exactly in half.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlbg2q/no_matter_how_hard_you_try_youll_never_be_able_to/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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If more people considered and discussed polygamy, cheating would probably be a lot less of a problem

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlbg27/if_more_people_considered_and_discussed_polygamy/ (Jroboi16)
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You can actually change a person's whole belief system in just one conversation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlbflg/you_can_actually_change_a_persons_whole_belief/ (Mr_Metakinon)
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Too many stupid people have unlimited internet access when they probably shouldn’t.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlbfg0/too_many_stupid_people_have_unlimited_internet/ (ThrowawayKarensBane)
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There's possibly numerous "in the past" pictures without "after" pictures since the individual quit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlbf71/theres_possibly_numerous_in_the_past_pictures/ (acomarcho)
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Maybe Yoda just had really bad dyslexia

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlbesh/maybe_yoda_just_had_really_bad_dyslexia/ ([deleted])
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“I’d love to change the world” 1971 and “Waiting for the world to change” 2006 are the same song in different decades.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlbdup/id_love_to_change_the_world_1971_and_waiting_for/ (doryllis)
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Being good at your job is not dependent on being well liked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlbbw4/being_good_at_your_job_is_not_dependent_on_being/ (polyAF)
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With Age Comes Experience, not Wisdom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlbbrq/with_age_comes_experience_not_wisdom/ ([deleted])
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Your taught hobo signs in school, but not how to own a house let alone buy one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlbap3/your_taught_hobo_signs_in_school_but_not_how_to/ (BobaFetyWop)
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Fourth of July: A day for respecting soldiers by participating in one of the most classic PTSD triggers for soldiers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlb9zs/fourth_of_july_a_day_for_respecting_soldiers_by/ ([deleted])
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It probably happens just as often that you plug in the usb first attempt as vice versa, but because we pay less attention to it when it goes good first try, it seems as if it always goes wrong

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlb9fh/it_probably_happens_just_as_often_that_you_plug/ (felix_cobbaert)
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A whole generation of kids independently realized that they could make a game out of waiting for the DVD logo that bounces around the screen to hit the corner perfectly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlb9a2/a_whole_generation_of_kids_independently_realized/ (arcsin1323)
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When you water water, it grows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlb8ck/when_you_water_water_it_grows/ ([deleted])
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The older we get, the less we are scared of getting kidnapped.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlb7nl/the_older_we_get_the_less_we_are_scared_of/ (tolkientalks)
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Since pi is infinite, somewhere in it will be a transcript of everything you have ever said in your life written perfectly in binary

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlb700/since_pi_is_infinite_somewhere_in_it_will_be_a/ ([deleted])
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Pets are animals with honorary human status

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlb6eg/pets_are_animals_with_honorary_human_status/ (lightninglyzard)
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Calling today America’s birthday is like if you were kidnapped as a child and decided to now call that date your birthday.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlb4k0/calling_today_americas_birthday_is_like_if_you/ (huna-lildahk)
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Tacos are nacho pockets, burritos are nacho pouches.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlb4b7/tacos_are_nacho_pockets_burritos_are_nacho_pouches/ (IAmTheMindTrip)
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everyone tells you to follow your dreams, but if your dream is to become a famous gamer/streamer, it’s silly and useless

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlb48n/everyone_tells_you_to_follow_your_dreams_but_if/ (xX_Bubblez_Xx)
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Nobody’s amazed by the fact that toothpaste comes out in stripes without getting all mixed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlb3lt/nobodys_amazed_by_the_fact_that_toothpaste_comes/ (WaiSuFat)
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If bamboo is a type of grass, the bamboo forests aren't forests, they're grasslands.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlb3fc/if_bamboo_is_a_type_of_grass_the_bamboo_forests/ (ImHyperfocused)
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Cartoon Network is the only 28 year old that can't stay up past 9pm

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlb2e6/cartoon_network_is_the_only_28_year_old_that_cant/ (Toku-Nation)
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There’s segments of your life you will never even know happened because you don’t even know you forgotten it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlb1th/theres_segments_of_your_life_you_will_never_even/ ([deleted])
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You can bite your finger off. It’s not that hard. But your brain won’t allow you to do it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlb0ms/you_can_bite_your_finger_off_its_not_that_hard/ (WTFboston)
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When you start to see your parents as people with needs, you realize you've grown up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlb005/when_you_start_to_see_your_parents_as_people_with/ (agente3001)
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Given the problems that social media creates, and

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlax58/given_the_problems_that_social_media_creates_and/ ([deleted])
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Similar to the other thought, you also don’t realise how much momentum you gain while walking, until you walk into something and bang your head.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlaw28/similar_to_the_other_thought_you_also_dont/ ([deleted])
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French people probably watch star wars wondering why Yoda is the only one who talks normally

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlavr6/french_people_probably_watch_star_wars_wondering/ (MightHaveMisreadThat)
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3 is one of the most satisfying and annoying amounts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlauj0/3_is_one_of_the_most_satisfying_and_annoying/ (isabelrich)
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The reason you can’t find perfect people to look up to in history isn’t because they didn’t exist, but because idealists are rarely effective at making change or they were murdered and forgotten about long before they became influential enough to do anything important.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlau3z/the_reason_you_cant_find_perfect_people_to_look/ (starlabsdropout)
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Our way of living would get an improvement if we had a third hand in the pelvic area.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlatx9/our_way_of_living_would_get_an_improvement_if_we/ (ruico)
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The terminology used for chargers (male connectors) and ports (female connectors) makes technology sound orgasmic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlas9b/the_terminology_used_for_chargers_male_connectors/ ([deleted])
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One day, humans may become fossil fuels.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlas00/one_day_humans_may_become_fossil_fuels/ (Imjevon)
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A spider could easily hang itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlar87/a_spider_could_easily_hang_itself/ (takis_fuego)
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Whenever you pull into your garage, you’re essentially driving your car into your house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlaqs5/whenever_you_pull_into_your_garage_youre/ (takis_fuego)
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You rarely see people owning any other number than 2 ice cube trays

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlapqt/you_rarely_see_people_owning_any_other_number/ (PM_ME_UR_SEX_VIDEOS)
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Part of why everyone misses elementary school is because most kids hadn’t turned into @$$holes yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlao9o/part_of_why_everyone_misses_elementary_school_is/ (Lizzie_Demon)
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there is a special goo that you have to buy and put on your body every day or else your bones will fall off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlanm7/there_is_a_special_goo_that_you_have_to_buy_and/ (Sissinou)
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Chances are not all of us will make it through 4th of July will all our fingers intact.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlalem/chances_are_not_all_of_us_will_make_it_through/ (cara8bishop)
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It's kinda funny how we celebrate 4th of July because we didn't want to pay unreasonable taxes to England but we spend so mutch on Chinese fireworks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlakvl/its_kinda_funny_how_we_celebrate_4th_of_july/ (Snake010)
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It's scary to imagine your entire life passing by in front of you - everything that's supposed to happen - just in a fast forward way

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlak7x/its_scary_to_imagine_your_entire_life_passing_by/ (missuniverse2020)
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It will be another century before there are thirteen 420s in one year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlak26/it_will_be_another_century_before_there_are/ (Tx_Saint)
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It’s weird that there aren’t any nudist towns

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlajse/its_weird_that_there_arent_any_nudist_towns/ ([deleted])
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A private golf club is the most expensive monthly subscription service you can buy, basically.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlajqa/a_private_golf_club_is_the_most_expensive_monthly/ (Eball18)
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The “&” symbol looks like someone dragging their butt on the ground

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlaj3e/the_symbol_looks_like_someone_dragging_their_butt/ (Jnak6)
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If everything is relative, then you're rotating the entire universe when you turn around.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlaiyj/if_everything_is_relative_then_youre_rotating_the/ (wtfduud)
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Coloring books are for all ages.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlaiq7/coloring_books_are_for_all_ages/ ([deleted])
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It’s weird that people enjoy sparkling water. It’s water but it feels like there are a million tiny men stabbing your throat with spears.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlahxe/its_weird_that_people_enjoy_sparkling_water_its/ (tommy4318)
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Retroactive fashion doesn’t go back far enough; be cool to see some Egyptian pharaoh hats down at the night club

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlahrj/retroactive_fashion_doesnt_go_back_far_enough_be/ (Squeakypuff)
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People love the show unsolved mysteries, but hate shows that end without closure.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlah8j/people_love_the_show_unsolved_mysteries_but_hate/ (Jayhawk-relic)
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You're the consciousness and brain of your car.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlagxd/youre_the_consciousness_and_brain_of_your_car/ (observ8or)
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maybe st george didn't "slay" anything maybe he just successfully took on a really large bad dragon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlafid/maybe_st_george_didnt_slay_anything_maybe_he_just/ (linkshund)
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Scrolling went from being the dominant method of reading, to the dustbin of history, and then had a raging comeback when the internet was invented

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlaemz/scrolling_went_from_being_the_dominant_method_of/ (MarinersFan28)
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You have never actually seen your face directly, you hav only seen it through reflections, videos and pictures.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlae2y/you_have_never_actually_seen_your_face_directly/ (Unoff1cial_Blyat)
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If you're good enough at immersing yourself in games, then any game can be a role-playing game

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hladtu/if_youre_good_enough_at_immersing_yourself_in/ (Walle7745)
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Spiced foods and spicy foods are two completely different things

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlabmh/spiced_foods_and_spicy_foods_are_two_completely/ (Empress_Aj)
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Those kids in those "support *insert hospital* to beat cancer" ads are either dead or fine

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hlaay1/those_kids_in_those_support_insert_hospital_to/ (nef0rus)
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has the area between your penis and asshole been named

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hla9id/has_the_area_between_your_penis_and_asshole_been/ (JTorres32)
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You’re not scared of being alone in the dark, you’re afraid of not being alone in the dark.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hla82j/youre_not_scared_of_being_alone_in_the_dark_youre/ (thecowgoesbork)
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Being constipated and having a kidney stone is the max backed up you can be

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hla312/being_constipated_and_having_a_kidney_stone_is/ (newCoder250)
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If you dream of your SO and tell them it might be sweet. If you dream of someone you know and tell them it might be creepy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hla2xl/if_you_dream_of_your_so_and_tell_them_it_might_be/ (Dane-Direct)
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There’s no sport easier than tetherball to imagine the ball is an enemy as you smash it into smithereens

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hla2rn/theres_no_sport_easier_than_tetherball_to_imagine/ ([deleted])
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No one body-shames you better than your clothes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hla29q/no_one_bodyshames_you_better_than_your_clothes/ (Impe_rf_ecti_on)
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Animals on four legs haven’t found the courage to progress as needed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl9ym8/animals_on_four_legs_havent_found_the_courage_to/ (BigThinkNumber9)
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Dahlia Ketchum really looks for any opportunity to leave Ash somewhere for a year or two.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl9yag/dahlia_ketchum_really_looks_for_any_opportunity/ (wattehfork)
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You always have at least one person who’s genuinely interested in you as a person, the authorities.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl9y3t/you_always_have_at_least_one_person_whos/ (YTAppleDemo)
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People who grew up with no social validation become adults with low expectations

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl9xhx/people_who_grew_up_with_no_social_validation/ (civgarth)
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If you use inverted view in video games, you are using negative sensitivity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl9wro/if_you_use_inverted_view_in_video_games_you_are/ (daringdino101)
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4chan is proof of how gullible the entire internet is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl9u27/4chan_is_proof_of_how_gullible_the_entire/ (Scalabrine44TheGOAT)
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VR MMOs could hire people to be NPCS

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl9slu/vr_mmos_could_hire_people_to_be_npcs/ (AvatarOfYoutube)
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A deformed person who expects nothing out of life is probably much happier than a beautiful person who expects everything out of life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl9sa3/a_deformed_person_who_expects_nothing_out_of_life/ (civgarth)
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A human literally has no societal value until someone else in society chooses him.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl9q9y/a_human_literally_has_no_societal_value_until/ (civgarth)
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Llama can be used as a paintball weapon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl9p64/llama_can_be_used_as_a_paintball_weapon/ (orby9990)
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Throwing 342 barrels of expensive tea into the ocean is the closest thing there was in 1776 to burning down a Target

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl9o8o/throwing_342_barrels_of_expensive_tea_into_the/ (funshitaccount)
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We know 100s of logos, but barely know any logo artists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl9nns/we_know_100s_of_logos_but_barely_know_any_logo/ (theantperson)
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If you make the effort, you might in theory shove an unlimited variety of Icecubes up your butt

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl9mb3/if_you_make_the_effort_you_might_in_theory_shove/ (acomarcho)
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We don't know the full potential of dolphins intelligence because no one has teach them math, chemistry, physics and others human knowledge

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl9lut/we_dont_know_the_full_potential_of_dolphins/ (komodo_z)
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The inside of your body works in the dark

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl9lgv/the_inside_of_your_body_works_in_the_dark/ (cfu48)
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The Boston Tea Party had to have made that section of the Atlantic Ocean the tastiest salt water in the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl9jco/the_boston_tea_party_had_to_have_made_that/ (hornydepp)
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People often add “back” where it isn’t needed. Example: “Back in 1972” instead of “in 1972.” We already know that the year 1972 is in the past so saying “back in..” isn’t needed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl9iu4/people_often_add_back_where_it_isnt_needed/ (lighthousesandwich)
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Even nudists are wearing masks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl9ftf/even_nudists_are_wearing_masks/ (Riyez)
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Since humans are 60% water, when you look at the clouds you realize they are your ancestors. All life continues on with the flow of water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl9eqh/since_humans_are_60_water_when_you_look_at_the/ (Robot_Sniper)
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Tarzan was either a Virgin before he met jane or he was clapping gorillas cheeks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl9e6t/tarzan_was_either_a_virgin_before_he_met_jane_or/ (Negativride)
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The first deer of the herd to cross the street is the "test monkey" for the rest of them to see if it's safe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl9dyz/the_first_deer_of_the_herd_to_cross_the_street_is/ (Frankfertt)
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Beetle juice is 52 Years old.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl9ctt/beetle_juice_is_52_years_old/ (KarmaTrapzz)
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It is depressing to think that there are those who literally did not survive high school.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl9a0h/it_is_depressing_to_think_that_there_are_those/ (farooqskariem)
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There's a good chance that every human on Earth died at least once in disaster movies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl980d/theres_a_good_chance_that_every_human_on_earth/ (toofat2flyhigh)
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Pornstars probably aren't harassed much in public.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl97uz/pornstars_probably_arent_harassed_much_in_public/ ([deleted])
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A-list celebrities must love mandatory mask laws because it disguises their identity and allows them to go in public normally.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl96fy/alist_celebrities_must_love_mandatory_mask_laws/ (PatchThePiracy)
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If shoelaces were made out of garden hoses they could tie themselves in knots.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl95oa/if_shoelaces_were_made_out_of_garden_hoses_they/ (BuckySpanklestein)
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For some reason 16 sounds wayyy younger than 17

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl95n1/for_some_reason_16_sounds_wayyy_younger_than_17/ (Melad_0)
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A blowjob is only a job when you're a sex worker.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl958g/a_blowjob_is_only_a_job_when_youre_a_sex_worker/ (cfu48)
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A blowjob is only a job when you're a sex wokmer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl93ot/a_blowjob_is_only_a_job_when_youre_a_sex_wokmer/ ([deleted])
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There could have been many times where the world has been saved from ending that we have no idea about

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl933e/there_could_have_been_many_times_where_the_world/ (Itza_Jude)
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The expression “no limits!” makes the expression “push it to the limit” sound kinda lame

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl90mk/the_expression_no_limits_makes_the_expression/ ([deleted])
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There might be people who's kink is kinkshaming

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl9020/there_might_be_people_whos_kink_is_kinkshaming/ (zsolo69)
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There has to be a world out there where 2 (or more) equally intelligent species have complex societies built to withstand their biological differences and choose to cooperate mutually.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl8zi3/there_has_to_be_a_world_out_there_where_2_or_more/ (theantperson)
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Very soon the nose and chin area will be considered private parts because of how much they are getting covered nowadays

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl8z5j/very_soon_the_nose_and_chin_area_will_be/ (Pickle_Juice_Can)
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If you illegally obtain Assassin’s Creed Black Flag, you’re literally committing digital piracy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl8ykx/if_you_illegally_obtain_assassins_creed_black/ (Smoked-939)
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Th Bureau of Land Management must be pleased with the recent attention they have been receiving.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl8xhf/th_bureau_of_land_management_must_be_pleased_with/ (RunnerMcRunnington)
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Positive thing about wearing face masks everywhere.. sneezing as aggressive as you want not having to cover your mouth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl8v88/positive_thing_about_wearing_face_masks/ ([deleted])
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You brain automatically translates wtf but not lol

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl8upr/you_brain_automatically_translates_wtf_but_not_lol/ (Onfour)
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Entertainment is the only industry where a product subverting consumer expectations can ever be considered a good thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl8tsb/entertainment_is_the_only_industry_where_a/ ([deleted])
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It's socially acceptable to crate a 10 month old puppy for 6 hours, but not a 10 month old baby.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl8t3d/its_socially_acceptable_to_crate_a_10_month_old/ (JuneBuggy83)
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Cops can murder unarmed people in self defense, yet the same logic isn't used for rape victims who are sitting in prison for murdering their rapists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl8sin/cops_can_murder_unarmed_people_in_self_defense/ (HenloImAnxious)
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A persons could be in a stable condition even if they are dead, because their condition isn’t getting any worse

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl8rii/a_persons_could_be_in_a_stable_condition_even_if/ (AngusB3ll3)
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Adult websites have created some new connotations we didn't have otherwise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl8pcv/adult_websites_have_created_some_new_connotations/ (theantperson)
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Justice is often disguised revenge

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl8p7e/justice_is_often_disguised_revenge/ (Driplzy)
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Justice is technically revenge

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl8opr/justice_is_technically_revenge/ ([deleted])
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Most jobs are handjobs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl8o6p/most_jobs_are_handjobs/ ([deleted])
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After year 18 it’s like a monthly membership to stay alive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl8m34/after_year_18_its_like_a_monthly_membership_to/ (HarryVlogs10)
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There are soon going to be schools where some students attending are known by other students for the viral video their parents posted of them crying a few years ago.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl8kwl/there_are_soon_going_to_be_schools_where_some/ (imagine_thinking)
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Child safety locks can also block elderly from using them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl8k5t/child_safety_locks_can_also_block_elderly_from/ (grzybek337)
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You’ve never seen a billboard get changed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl8k4r/youve_never_seen_a_billboard_get_changed/ ([deleted])
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When you cut a corner off a piece of paper, it gains a corner

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl8jx8/when_you_cut_a_corner_off_a_piece_of_paper_it/ ([deleted])
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Porcupines must be particularly delicious animals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl8iih/porcupines_must_be_particularly_delicious_animals/ (LorenaBobbedIt)
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Both sides in an argument will always agree that there are a lot of stupid people in the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl8hht/both_sides_in_an_argument_will_always_agree_that/ (itsboulderok)
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We will never be in the future because the future is always in the future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl8gog/we_will_never_be_in_the_future_because_the_future/ ([deleted])
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Dreams are the sandbox mode of life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl8eg7/dreams_are_the_sandbox_mode_of_life/ (Emmerilla)
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Golf is a sport that can be boiled down to who can play the least amount of golf while hitting the craziest trickshots

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl8dgq/golf_is_a_sport_that_can_be_boiled_down_to_who/ (I_Noob_Tubed_JFK)
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You start dying the day you are born

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl8ccg/you_start_dying_the_day_you_are_born/ ([deleted])
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More people were freed on Juneteenth than July 4th.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl8bga/more_people_were_freed_on_juneteenth_than_july_4th/ (RedditTrollin)
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Our eyes are cameras and are brain are a crappy memory card that corrupts the files

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl8a1f/our_eyes_are_cameras_and_are_brain_are_a_crappy/ (WashingMach)
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Plants vs Zombies (the game) runs exactly on the “they can’t stop us all” mindset.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl89wj/plants_vs_zombies_the_game_runs_exactly_on_the/ (ThePanamanianForum)
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A baby's diaper is oh so cute, an adult diaper is oh so gross

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl88p5/a_babys_diaper_is_oh_so_cute_an_adult_diaper_is/ (Seedpound)
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Bats are mouse birds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl84fy/bats_are_mouse_birds/ (PrinceofFear)
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Noah's Ark must have been crawling with insects

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl833z/noahs_ark_must_have_been_crawling_with_insects/ (katyushawashere)
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We complain about companies selling our data but we ignore the terms and conditions that state the companies can use our data

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl817q/we_complain_about_companies_selling_our_data_but/ (mikerichh)
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If magic was real, and we could explain how it worked, it would just be science.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl8179/if_magic_was_real_and_we_could_explain_how_it/ (dj-scratch-trax)
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Human personalities are a perfect mix of cats and dogs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl7z3p/human_personalities_are_a_perfect_mix_of_cats_and/ (TanDefne)
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Most people in WWE can probably act

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl7yq2/most_people_in_wwe_can_probably_act/ (Awesomeness421)
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Every 4th of July party is a birthday party.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl7yno/every_4th_of_july_party_is_a_birthday_party/ (Jtaltstatt)
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Our voices sound better from our perspective, So Morgan Freeman's voice must sound absolutely heavenly from his point of view

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl7xk9/our_voices_sound_better_from_our_perspective_so/ (Clearlytrippin179)
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If humans didn't know about the concept of death, we would probably live much happier lives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl7xc5/if_humans_didnt_know_about_the_concept_of_death/ (alomeme487)
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Shutting down the planet for a bit every couple years would have untold benefit for global animal populations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl7wyl/shutting_down_the_planet_for_a_bit_every_couple/ (Deathbysnusnubooboo)
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Calling your self humble is possibly the most unhumble thing you could do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl7wum/calling_your_self_humble_is_possibly_the_most/ ([deleted])
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Maybe sleeping is our natural state, And we're only awake to gather information for things to dream about

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl7vrd/maybe_sleeping_is_our_natural_state_and_were_only/ (GiveTracerOrIThrow)
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The odds of someone asking if you’re single are inversely proportional to the likelihood of you being single

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl7vcq/the_odds_of_someone_asking_if_youre_single_are/ (OrangeLeonard)
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As you get older, birthdays get less happier.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl7uxi/as_you_get_older_birthdays_get_less_happier/ (Becauseisaidsotoo)
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No matter where you go there is always weather

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl7ugr/no_matter_where_you_go_there_is_always_weather/ (Bobpool82)
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The “men don’t always need to act manly” advice is terrible, because most girls don’t want a non-manly man.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl7tpx/the_men_dont_always_need_to_act_manly_advice_is/ ([deleted])
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The orange fruit is the colour tangerine, and the tangerine fruit is the colour orange.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl7tht/the_orange_fruit_is_the_colour_tangerine_and_the/ (CheetahMax)
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every sibling related to Scar at one point.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl7spi/every_sibling_related_to_scar_at_one_point/ (King_Kenobi)
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The “men don’t always need to act manly” advice is terrible, because most girls don’t want a girly man.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl7rmt/the_men_dont_always_need_to_act_manly_advice_is/ ([deleted])
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We all know there are songs that people make love to, but there exists a song out there that holds the record for the most people dying while listening to it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl7qap/we_all_know_there_are_songs_that_people_make_love/ (just_one_spark)
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Probably some persons have an incredible, original and fantastic dreams that it will be good see it on a movies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl7lyp/probably_some_persons_have_an_incredible_original/ (kia08)
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Without the fireworks, most people probably wouldn’t celebrate 4th of July anymore than they celebrate Memorial Day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl7khi/without_the_fireworks_most_people_probably/ ([deleted])
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If someone destroyed Mt. Rushmore, that would literally be defacing a public monument.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl7jeu/if_someone_destroyed_mt_rushmore_that_would/ (Wemedge)
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If your sleeping schedule doesn't align with the day and night, you're just in the wrong country

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl7iw9/if_your_sleeping_schedule_doesnt_align_with_the/ (Colby_Keller)
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All major scientific breakthroughs probably started as a ridiculous idea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl7hmw/all_major_scientific_breakthroughs_probably/ (Prodigy829)
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The movie Inception features many useful reality tests that were picked up by lucid dreamers. That makes the movie a real-world occurence that planted the seed of an idea people executed in their dreams - the opposite of the "inception" the protagonists were trying to trigger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl7fw7/the_movie_inception_features_many_useful_reality/ (Ioei1031)
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80% of statistics posted online are false.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl7es6/80_of_statistics_posted_online_are_false/ (FabBee123)
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The seats you are assigned in class will dictate what friends you’ll make which ultimately changes your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl7eip/the_seats_you_are_assigned_in_class_will_dictate/ (KaGoblin)
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Middle school/ high school teachers probably let so much cheating go on without saying anything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl7e6n/middle_school_high_school_teachers_probably_let/ ([deleted])
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People who live in cold places probably have a lot of unmatching mittens.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl7d37/people_who_live_in_cold_places_probably_have_a/ (Slippy302)
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If someone were to wish that mosquitoes go extinct, they would inadvertently be causing hundreds of thousands of birds to starve to death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl7cg7/if_someone_were_to_wish_that_mosquitoes_go/ ([deleted])
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Ghosts could come in to our room and jerk men off, before they would wake up, to the point just before cumming and that would explain morning wood.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl7c07/ghosts_could_come_in_to_our_room_and_jerk_men_off/ (DUBSWAG02)
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People believing the earth is flat, must cringe so hard when they use Google earth view.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl7awh/people_believing_the_earth_is_flat_must_cringe_so/ (Mike11888)
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Many are dependent on alcohol to celebrate Independence Day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl7afv/many_are_dependent_on_alcohol_to_celebrate/ (DrAwkward404)
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We really need a more modern version of "We didn't start the fire"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl76xq/we_really_need_a_more_modern_version_of_we_didnt/ (Meckatron)
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Sand on the beaches are different around the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl76sw/sand_on_the_beaches_are_different_around_the_world/ (WTFboston)
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Putting all the roaming monsters aside, The scariest part of attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is the damn school doesn’t have WiFi.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl75hg/putting_all_the_roaming_monsters_aside_the/ (Da_hypnotoad)
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When a unicorn poops, it temporarily becomes a binicorn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl756n/when_a_unicorn_poops_it_temporarily_becomes_a/ ([deleted])
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Diabetic people are desserts for vampires

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl74e4/diabetic_people_are_desserts_for_vampires/ (meepgupu)
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If anyone seriously wanted to kill you, you’d already be dead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl72x6/if_anyone_seriously_wanted_to_kill_you_youd/ (YTAppleDemo)
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A continent is an extremely big island

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl72pj/a_continent_is_an_extremely_big_island/ (Demomaker)
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The only country that has had a nuclear bomb attack is Japan...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl72c4/the_only_country_that_has_had_a_nuclear_bomb/ (pablo360A)
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Children born on mars won't have birth charts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl72ap/children_born_on_mars_wont_have_birth_charts/ (sota_panna)
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The secretary of your boss is your true boss

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl71tf/the_secretary_of_your_boss_is_your_true_boss/ (yeet-lord876)
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Spiders are wild animals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl71fw/spiders_are_wild_animals/ (Killer_nutrias)
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Other people think that you’re more attractive (both physically and mentally) than you think you are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl6ytl/other_people_think_that_youre_more_attractive/ (YTAppleDemo)
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Makeup commercials are almost entirely dependent on attractive models

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl6yov/makeup_commercials_are_almost_entirely_dependent/ ([deleted])
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Other people think your a lot more attractive than you think you are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl6xpy/other_people_think_your_a_lot_more_attractive/ ([deleted])
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Independence Day is probably the most watched movie on Independence Day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl6wo0/independence_day_is_probably_the_most_watched/ (ringoron9)
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There could be missing bodies in patches of wilderness around you, and you may not even know it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl6v5h/there_could_be_missing_bodies_in_patches_of/ (looongsnout24)
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A hardware store has everything you need to build a house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl6u9l/a_hardware_store_has_everything_you_need_to_build/ (Gary_October)
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In Harry Potter there probably is a market where celebrities can sell their hair so people can turn into them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl6szr/in_harry_potter_there_probably_is_a_market_where/ (ekop12)
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In a job interview when they ask "what's your greatest weakness?" They're really asking "what's your best humble brag?"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl6s53/in_a_job_interview_when_they_ask_whats_your/ (aggressive_crab)
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The Brain named itself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl6rdh/the_brain_named_itself/ ([deleted])
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According to Starbucks nomenclature, Ariana "Grande" is a medium-sized celebrity that is physically "tall" and has been alive 7 years past a "large" number of years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl6q6a/according_to_starbucks_nomenclature_ariana_grande/ (Long_Duc_Dong)
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“History” and “symbols of our past” are TWO completely separate ideas.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl6nwd/history_and_symbols_of_our_past_are_two/ ([deleted])
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A lot of songs sound very differently when you can’t hear even one instrument.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl6nsq/a_lot_of_songs_sound_very_differently_when_you/ (samdenietkoekenpan)
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Bad weather has saved a lot of limbs and phalanges for the Fourth of July.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl6lpm/bad_weather_has_saved_a_lot_of_limbs_and/ (YourBestNightmre)
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With our medical advances, one day the human race will stop evolving.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl6lat/with_our_medical_advances_one_day_the_human_race/ (fortnitedabber)
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John McClane sacrificed himself so that Batman could return to Earth and defend your right to dislike Armageddon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl6kxy/john_mcclane_sacrificed_himself_so_that_batman/ ([deleted])
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It's possible one of your ancient ancestors first trained one of your dog's ancient ancestors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl6k50/its_possible_one_of_your_ancient_ancestors_first/ (StoicJ)
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Jackson Wang's secret identity is u/fuckswithducks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl6jiq/jackson_wangs_secret_identity_is_ufuckswithducks/ (Sable-Knight)
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A few people have probably had to decide between being a rapper or an auctioneer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl6iwy/a_few_people_have_probably_had_to_decide_between/ (stringlapse)
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If a mermaid and a centaur mate they might have a normal human child

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl6gvd/if_a_mermaid_and_a_centaur_mate_they_might_have_a/ (asaf147369)
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Therapists are angels masquerading as human beings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl6g5b/therapists_are_angels_masquerading_as_human_beings/ (CircleBox2)
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Dark bread is good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl6dyg/dark_bread_is_good/ (resurrectionking)
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We're basically addicted to oxygen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl6dqz/were_basically_addicted_to_oxygen/ (hot_historymeme)
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There was such a minimal percentage of you specifically being born and made the way you are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl6dq9/there_was_such_a_minimal_percentage_of_you/ (WATDAFUK69)
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It's pretty amusing that so many showerheads come with all of these different options despite that fact that most people will only ever use one setting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl6ckz/its_pretty_amusing_that_so_many_showerheads_come/ (vexed_chexmix)
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You don't bite down on food, you bite up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl69h6/you_dont_bite_down_on_food_you_bite_up/ (FarazR90)
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Post-nut clarity actually helps you solve a lot of problems.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl67ef/postnut_clarity_actually_helps_you_solve_a_lot_of/ (YTAppleDemo)
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Bitmoijs are cool because it's a representation of how people see themselves as.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl67bl/bitmoijs_are_cool_because_its_a_representation_of/ (polish_jerry)
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If every news station in the world got together and made up a story, they could probably trick the world population into believing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl66ua/if_every_news_station_in_the_world_got_together/ (Yacob_Legend)
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Martin Luther King Jr. never lived to hear a rap song

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl64vh/martin_luther_king_jr_never_lived_to_hear_a_rap/ (RectalEmpathy)
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Seeing yourself in the mirror vs in a picture is the same as hearing yourself speak vs hearing a recording of your voice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl61zc/seeing_yourself_in_the_mirror_vs_in_a_picture_is/ (TheBanisherOfRegs)
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It's ironic that most people spend their Independence Day gathering in groups at events someone else planned.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl61pw/its_ironic_that_most_people_spend_their/ (Delverton)
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Dogs that are forced to wear clothes must be extremely uncomfortable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl60j6/dogs_that_are_forced_to_wear_clothes_must_be/ (framesofonyx)
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If Boners really had bones in them, they would also probably have knuckles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl5ze8/if_boners_really_had_bones_in_them_they_would/ (ZeSolko)
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Happiness is not something we are, or can be, or become. It is not something we can find, or have, or posses, or even identify with. It is simply something that we can experience and enjoy for the brief times it visits us. The moment we try to grasp for it, or capture it, it eludes us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl5yg6/happiness_is_not_something_we_are_or_can_be_or/ (KhaleesiDog)
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the writers of the trolli commercial have certainly tripped on acid .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl5y9r/the_writers_of_the_trolli_commercial_have/ (canastax)
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Someone's job is to clean up animal carcasses that are on the side of the road.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl5y7l/someones_job_is_to_clean_up_animal_carcasses_that/ ([deleted])
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Hell will feel cold because of all the sweating you will do down there

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl5wdn/hell_will_feel_cold_because_of_all_the_sweating/ (Plumpy_Orange)
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Our knowledge in a skill is always significantly better than our ability to actually execute it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl5w9s/our_knowledge_in_a_skill_is_always_significantly/ (TheAdventureInsider)
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Snacks in cups are marketed towards children, when they really need to be marketed towards adults who want to snack while driving

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl5w41/snacks_in_cups_are_marketed_towards_children_when/ (wbuffetsuksdik)
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When you're pointing at nothing in particular, there are chances that there's somebody very far away from you pointing back

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl5vvr/when_youre_pointing_at_nothing_in_particular/ (Got_no_chill)
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If an unsuccessful marriage is one that results in divorce at any point, then a marriage is only truly successful when one of the parties dies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl5vja/if_an_unsuccessful_marriage_is_one_that_results/ (LuisNHewitt)
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Norse mythology was probably invented by some king who wanted their soldiers to be braver

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl5vfp/norse_mythology_was_probably_invented_by_some/ (ro50real)
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Nobody ever questions what kind of bone the dog in cartoons is eating, let alone where he’s getting the bones from

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl5tzu/nobody_ever_questions_what_kind_of_bone_the_dog/ (Pristine_Virus)
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Giants probably disappeared from Earth because they jumped.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl5td3/giants_probably_disappeared_from_earth_because/ (asdoia)
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The fact the we've been able to get the entire planet to use the same currency system is pretty incredible

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl5t50/the_fact_the_weve_been_able_to_get_the_entire/ (pathemar)
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Top colleges only want to teach people who know the most.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl5s9c/top_colleges_only_want_to_teach_people_who_know/ (ShadowFlre)
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When you drop soap on the floor is the floor clean or is the soap dirty

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl5n1u/when_you_drop_soap_on_the_floor_is_the_floor/ (pikachugaming666yt)
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With his super strength Superman shouldn't look so jacked, because he can't just go to the gym and lift weights.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl5mdl/with_his_super_strength_superman_shouldnt_look_so/ (_Amabio_)
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Everyone feels some level of shame of their browsing history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl5m0y/everyone_feels_some_level_of_shame_of_their/ (Gary_October)
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There are more humans buried under the earth than walking above it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl5la0/there_are_more_humans_buried_under_the_earth_than/ (complexmemory)
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Top collages only want to teach the people who know the most.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl5kku/top_collages_only_want_to_teach_the_people_who/ ([deleted])
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Best thing leprechauns ever did was convince buffyverse they don't exist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl5kfk/best_thing_leprechauns_ever_did_was_convince/ (J4sm1ne1)
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While bread is a finished baked good, it's even better cooked with.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl5kcw/while_bread_is_a_finished_baked_good_its_even/ (AthiestMantisShrimp)
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Indecisiveness makes everything twice as difficult.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl5jfs/indecisiveness_makes_everything_twice_as_difficult/ (puzh_buttonz)
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Little kids get surprised when they found out that the singer didn’t write the song that it’s singing. Older people (adults) are surprised when they found out that the singer did write the song that it’s singing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl5i3n/little_kids_get_surprised_when_they_found_out/ (pandy0520)
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It’s weird how there are three states of matter, but when they’re exiting our bodies two of them have to share and one gets its own secret passage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl5hkd/its_weird_how_there_are_three_states_of_matter/ (dunaan)
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If you google air you find pictures of everything except air.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl5gs3/if_you_google_air_you_find_pictures_of_everything/ (00Vishal007)
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“History” and “sybloms of our past” are TWO different things

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl5gqn/history_and_sybloms_of_our_past_are_two_different/ ([deleted])
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All the news in the TV, become news because they can switch your attention very easily not because they really important

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl5g1l/all_the_news_in_the_tv_become_news_because_they/ (bjwld)
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Life just has to CONSTANTLY be on auto save mode..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl5fzb/life_just_has_to_constantly_be_on_auto_save_mode/ (JXSTYLES)
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We are all just lab rats, Guinea pigs for what life throws at us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl5ei7/we_are_all_just_lab_rats_guinea_pigs_for_what/ (xXTERMIN8RXXx)
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As people get old they get better at identifying older people’s age while simultaneously get worse at judging the age of the young.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl5cpb/as_people_get_old_they_get_better_at_identifying/ (frupp110)
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Considering that sex is such a big part of a marriage, it's surprising that it's seldomly talked about specifically during the wedding vows or ceremony in general.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl5c10/considering_that_sex_is_such_a_big_part_of_a/ (aelbaum)
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Nothing kills your love of holidays quite like working retail.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl5bze/nothing_kills_your_love_of_holidays_quite_like/ (KylarSternn)
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At some point there will probably be a movement against eating plants

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl5blq/at_some_point_there_will_probably_be_a_movement/ (king_mike9)
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Extraterrestrials haven't revealed themselves yet because they have a prime directive like in Star Trek.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl5acg/extraterrestrials_havent_revealed_themselves_yet/ (Rob5281996)
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The Repeat feature is on nearly all on music players because it's easy to implement, but has almost no practical use.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl5a9l/the_repeat_feature_is_on_nearly_all_on_music/ (deepdeepbass)
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When you smell something you are inhaling air borne microscopic particles of the source. Farts are no exception.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl5a43/when_you_smell_something_you_are_inhaling_air/ (WellWellWelllllll)
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The nicer a house is the more difficult it is to find the rubbish bin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl59zs/the_nicer_a_house_is_the_more_difficult_it_is_to/ (Hmmmm112233)
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Falling it's basically sitting down but faster

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl591d/falling_its_basically_sitting_down_but_faster/ (Petrrii)
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You don’t realize the force with which you stand up until you bang your skull against something

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl58vq/you_dont_realize_the_force_with_which_you_stand/ (NordyNed)
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Celebs must not get traditional fan mail much anymore because of social media

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl58tv/celebs_must_not_get_traditional_fan_mail_much/ (Katierippe)
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100%, just doesn't seem enough anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl57s5/100_just_doesnt_seem_enough_anymore/ (Dookie_Dad)
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It's impossible to not share your feelings. If you buy food then you are showing the world that food makes you feel better.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl563i/its_impossible_to_not_share_your_feelings_if_you/ (BlueVendingMachine)
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Piñatas are pretty dark. Parents stand around encouraging kids to bludgeon a beloved cartoon or animal and then eat whatever comes out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl54zn/piñatas_are_pretty_dark_parents_stand_around/ (smellyourfinger)
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We know so much about our world but we have no idea where we go when we dream.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl53nj/we_know_so_much_about_our_world_but_we_have_no/ (CantClickTheBook)
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You can replace the word "love" with "drugs" in almost every song (especially The Beatles) and it makes just as much sense.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl53hl/you_can_replace_the_word_love_with_drugs_in/ (JimmyRickyBobbyBilly)
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Opposite of cover is both un-cover and dis-cover

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl526w/opposite_of_cover_is_both_uncover_and_discover/ (Vee91)
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To send a clear message, you might need to send back the killed messenger

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl514z/to_send_a_clear_message_you_might_need_to_send/ (SerMercutio)
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You can't really pull something, you'll always push against something

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl50c4/you_cant_really_pull_something_youll_always_push/ (SushiBoxReddit)
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A long supportive text message to a new lover is seen as pushing/trying too hard but the same text message sent to a new friend is seen as supportive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl502b/a_long_supportive_text_message_to_a_new_lover_is/ (malevoryes)
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Nowadays it’s better to cover your face than your genitals if you are naked in public.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl4zv6/nowadays_its_better_to_cover_your_face_than_your/ ([deleted])
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Smart cannibals probably blow their male victims as an appetizer before they dig into the main course.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl4zq5/smart_cannibals_probably_blow_their_male_victims/ (puzh_buttonz)
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Peoples expectations of someone who brings their own bowling ball and shoes for bowling is far more than those of people that bring their own equipment for other sports

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl4y0w/peoples_expectations_of_someone_who_brings_their/ (Smell_Nice_Handyman)
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"Like buttah" is the original "oddly satisfying".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl4wii/like_buttah_is_the_original_oddly_satisfying/ (Ireallylovemypeaches)
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If you keep on asking why recursively, eventually you'll reach a point where you start to question your existence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl4vt6/if_you_keep_on_asking_why_recursively_eventually/ (Cattrovert)
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Calling it the alphabet is the same as calling it the ABC's but in Greek.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl4uq6/calling_it_the_alphabet_is_the_same_as_calling_it/ (IAmJustABunchOfAtoms)
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Voldemort could have gotten a lot more accomplished with a gun

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl4uo1/voldemort_could_have_gotten_a_lot_more/ (mybustersword)
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There are people in their 90s that were alive before the world population hit 2 billion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl4ulp/there_are_people_in_their_90s_that_were_alive/ (8Catpoop)
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Jeff Bezos has enough money to buy land the size of Oregon and populate it with all the amazon employees to make the country of Amazon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl4tox/jeff_bezos_has_enough_money_to_buy_land_the_size/ (skeptical_simulation)
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A.I. is already trying to kill us through video games

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl4swq/ai_is_already_trying_to_kill_us_through_video/ (MMMMMMMMicrowave_)
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Half bloods are actually double bloods..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl4s4v/half_bloods_are_actually_double_bloods/ (PietroAllatta)
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Funny to think as we go through life our nose and ears get bigger, but our sense of smell reduces along with our hearing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl4ry2/funny_to_think_as_we_go_through_life_our_nose_and/ (squelchy04)
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Wild animals probably think our incredibly long and wiggly fingers are a little weird and gross.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl4rw0/wild_animals_probably_think_our_incredibly_long/ (Becauseisaidsotoo)
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With millions and millions of different types of measuring sticks out there, there is no possible way of knowing which one has the closest and most accurate measurement.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl4raj/with_millions_and_millions_of_different_types_of/ (-hegel_bagel-)
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Squirrels deserve mad respect for being able to run up a tree using their fingernails and toenails.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl4qr3/squirrels_deserve_mad_respect_for_being_able_to/ (Becauseisaidsotoo)
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Burning a firework factory would make an insane spectacle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl4pc6/burning_a_firework_factory_would_make_an_insane/ (SurtexX1)
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Real vegans don't kill mosquitos. They let them bite them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl4oy0/real_vegans_dont_kill_mosquitos_they_let_them/ (ceddup)
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If we were what we eat and what we eat was also what it eats, then would all be nothing, because plants are at the bottom of the food chain and they don’t eat anything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl4npd/if_we_were_what_we_eat_and_what_we_eat_was_also/ (no-nope-nay)
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With the advancement of self-driving technology, Our generation might be the last one that will need to learn how to drive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl4lx4/with_the_advancement_of_selfdriving_technology/ (Nmeyer1134)
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On 4th July, individuals utilize red, white and blue all over to show freedom from a nation that has a red, white and also blue flag.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl4kxp/on_4th_july_individuals_utilize_red_white_and/ (acomarcho)
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Rivers are weird, huge amounts of water just always flowing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl4jgo/rivers_are_weird_huge_amounts_of_water_just/ (lucas24)
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Some really amazing things could have happened in front of a blind man and they would never of known to tell anybody about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl4ilv/some_really_amazing_things_could_have_happened_in/ (dagsyy)
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Rage Against the Machines lyrics are becoming more and more relivant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl4i7h/rage_against_the_machines_lyrics_are_becoming/ (slaax976)
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I miss being in 2019 and complaining how it was the worst year ever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl4i3d/i_miss_being_in_2019_and_complaining_how_it_was/ ([deleted])
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Cinderella was probably kind of difficult for the prince to live with at first, what with the years of emotional trauma and commensurate residual mental health issues.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl4hfj/cinderella_was_probably_kind_of_difficult_for_the/ (somemetausername)
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Nobody knows the best spy in the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl4gnm/nobody_knows_the_best_spy_in_the_world/ (Boe_Joe)
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The rarest animals in the world might not be rare at all, they're just really good at hiding.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hl49ld/the_rarest_animals_in_the_world_might_not_be_rare/ (DalbergTheKing)
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Humanity began when a creature on the tip of evolution came in another’s pussy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hky5jw/humanity_began_when_a_creature_on_the_tip_of/ (lustbust)
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Your first birthday is actually when you're 0 years old.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hky52b/your_first_birthday_is_actually_when_youre_0/ (intrigued_dork)
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After starts with "A", and before starts with "B"...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hky47p/after_starts_with_a_and_before_starts_with_b/ (BizzareCringe)
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A serious millionaire would face incredible difficulty trying to give out money through e-mail, since nobody would take it seriously

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hky3za/a_serious_millionaire_would_face_incredible/ (Namoor3)
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There are thousands of partners who are “perfect matches” for you, but you’ll never meet almost all of them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hky3qb/there_are_thousands_of_partners_who_are_perfect/ (YTAppleDemo)
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Rock climbing is super steep hiking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hky0r6/rock_climbing_is_super_steep_hiking/ (_The_Singularity_)
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There are some r accounts whose users are dead..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkxzbq/there_are_some_r_accounts_whose_users_are_dead/ (asahelpattar)
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Fire is known and represented by the colour red and orange yet the hottest part of the flame is blue

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkxyb5/fire_is_known_and_represented_by_the_colour_red/ (dodohead_)
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Monster Trucks are red-neck Gundams

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkxx27/monster_trucks_are_redneck_gundams/ (jswoo456)
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Cash crops prove that money does grow on trees

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkxvyo/cash_crops_prove_that_money_does_grow_on_trees/ (Real_Pandamansleeep)
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If there are an infinite number of parallel universes then there is definitely one where your crush likes everything about you and loves you!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkxvqf/if_there_are_an_infinite_number_of_parallel/ (KanishkBhattacharya)
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Humming is cool until you open your mouth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkxvk7/humming_is_cool_until_you_open_your_mouth/ (TacoBell_Guy)
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Most people who have cancer don’t even know it until it’s too late, so you better get checked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkxv6z/most_people_who_have_cancer_dont_even_know_it/ (YTAppleDemo)
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Everyone who you hate, will be dead within the next 120 years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkxukg/everyone_who_you_hate_will_be_dead_within_the/ (YTAppleDemo)
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Death is ultimate peace, because you don’t feel any emotions (good or bad).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkxra0/death_is_ultimate_peace_because_you_dont_feel_any/ (YTAppleDemo)
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All of us have had a first conversation with our parents, but we don’t remember what it was about.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkxql3/all_of_us_have_had_a_first_conversation_with_our/ (Drew1351)
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Noone ever sees our socks, yet we would never think to wear them inside out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkxqgy/noone_ever_sees_our_socks_yet_we_would_never/ (thisisnotmyusername3)
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At a certain point of cremation the body is perfectly cooked

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkxptp/at_a_certain_point_of_cremation_the_body_is/ ([deleted])
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The little piece of paper that prints out of the cardiac monitoring machine when you die in a hospital seems like a receipt for the life you finished living.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkxoeu/the_little_piece_of_paper_that_prints_out_of_the/ (muhahah)
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Amazon is probably the biggest mall we never physically stepped in before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkxo54/amazon_is_probably_the_biggest_mall_we_never/ (fernandeztahi)
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Long lizards

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkxmx0/long_lizards/ (michael35367)
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You're not going to jinx yourself if you already have coke.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkxmja/youre_not_going_to_jinx_yourself_if_you_already/ (nextup_in_synthwave)
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If Santa Only Gifts Good Children, Then There Are No Good Children In The World.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkxl8j/if_santa_only_gifts_good_children_then_there_are/ (DraDrag)
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With two eyes, you view your life in split-screen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkxl58/with_two_eyes_you_view_your_life_in_splitscreen/ ([deleted])
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The safest day to shoot someone is during Fourth of July

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkxl12/the_safest_day_to_shoot_someone_is_during_fourth/ (Phage_YT)
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There is someone who holds the record for being the most jerked off person to and they have no idea it’s them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkxkvu/there_is_someone_who_holds_the_record_for_being/ (-supertoxic-)
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Lol went from meaning "laughing out loud" to "I find that fairly amusing."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkxjgb/lol_went_from_meaning_laughing_out_loud_to_i_find/ (SuperNerdNathan)
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As a kid, family parties going past 9pm felt like people were moving into your house. As an adult, it’s lucky if the party starts by 10pm

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkxhgm/as_a_kid_family_parties_going_past_9pm_felt_like/ ([deleted])
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It's redundant to think of the movie 'UHF' as "that weird Weird Al movie"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkxgdp/its_redundant_to_think_of_the_movie_uhf_as_that/ (Budroboy)
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Credit allows a person to purchase something they can’t afford by paying more for the thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkxept/credit_allows_a_person_to_purchase_something_they/ (zqxop)
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Our heart is probably the muscle we must interact with, in many ways, without considering, it needs the brain to control and function

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkxeeq/our_heart_is_probably_the_muscle_we_must_interact/ (bjwld)
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Buying fireworks to set off is the literal definition of setting your money on fire

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkxe4l/buying_fireworks_to_set_off_is_the_literal/ (Jordaneer)
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You know you are fluent in a new language when you can understand an announcement on an intercom system

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkxdhg/you_know_you_are_fluent_in_a_new_language_when/ (CV_Food)
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An average human has enough bones to make an entire skeleton.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkxdc1/an_average_human_has_enough_bones_to_make_an/ (gravediger21)
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Spiders must be really good at math

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkxagv/spiders_must_be_really_good_at_math/ (Cryptolution)
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For at least a moment, you were the youngest person in existence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkx9i4/for_at_least_a_moment_you_were_the_youngest/ (Just_A_Brotha)
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You'll never be the only person standing alone or chatting with someone else

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkx7j9/youll_never_be_the_only_person_standing_alone_or/ (bjwld)
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The original wireless earbud (aka airpod) was announced with the iphone at MacWorld 2007

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkx6bu/the_original_wireless_earbud_aka_airpod_was/ (Reschivon)
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If you watch a movie like The Patriot or The Alamo during July 4th you get 4D effect, smell and sound for free

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkx6aq/if_you_watch_a_movie_like_the_patriot_or_the/ (FaultyDrone)
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No ones going to believe articles when risk astley dies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkx27j/no_ones_going_to_believe_articles_when_risk/ (IReadTheReddits)
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"You have a big dick" and "you are a big dick" have completely different meanings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkx24f/you_have_a_big_dick_and_you_are_a_big_dick_have/ (whererainbowsare)
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We think that city lights at night are pretty for the same reason we think a starry night sky is pretty

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkx1f5/we_think_that_city_lights_at_night_are_pretty_for/ (Abdision)
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You could be blazed af at a funeral and no one would know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkx121/you_could_be_blazed_af_at_a_funeral_and_no_one/ (2tangosplease)
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Birthdays cakes are edible participation trophies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkwz6z/birthdays_cakes_are_edible_participation_trophies/ (_g550_)
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Since bedbugs live in beds then cockroaches live in...ummmm...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkwxpf/since_bedbugs_live_in_beds_then_cockroaches_live/ (9ULTIMATEMASTER9)
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If it was the 90s and you told the female lead singer of a band they sounded like Garbage you’d be rolling the dice on whether they take it as a compliment or an insult

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkwv88/if_it_was_the_90s_and_you_told_the_female_lead/ (TheStrouseShow)
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Put yourself in a life or death situation and literally anything is a weapon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkwv2s/put_yourself_in_a_life_or_death_situation_and/ (AppleberryJames)
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If your shоwer doesn't show, you are using it incorrectly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkwtw9/if_your_shоwer_doesnt_show_you_are_using_it/ (3lodey_official)
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When fireworks go off the animals in the woods think, “them crazy critters are at it again!”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkwsx0/when_fireworks_go_off_the_animals_in_the_woods/ (Darkshadow1819)
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We've all been pi years old at some point.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkws9a/weve_all_been_pi_years_old_at_some_point/ (Tempest_OW_)
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Clock making companies could probably easily remove the second hand ticking sound but choose not to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkwrry/clock_making_companies_could_probably_easily/ (LauxMyth)
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There are probably a ton of people with tattoos commemorating celebrities who turned out to be rapists, especially in the wake of the #MeToo movement.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkwr6d/there_are_probably_a_ton_of_people_with_tattoos/ (TPA_Grunge_97)
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Toast is technically a type of bread

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkwoh9/toast_is_technically_a_type_of_bread/ (TexasSpidey)
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It must be really annoying to have an itch we can’t reach as a baby

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkwod7/it_must_be_really_annoying_to_have_an_itch_we/ (UnknownNote)
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saying a video has a lot of pixels can be a good thing or a bad thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkwoa6/saying_a_video_has_a_lot_of_pixels_can_be_a_good/ (Mr305jr)
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Out of all the memories in your life you mainly remember the bad ones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkwnv2/out_of_all_the_memories_in_your_life_you_mainly/ (SuperMysticalPerson)
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maybe the reason Zeus had so many affairs in the Greek mythology is because so many kings wanted to claim him as their distant ancestor...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkwlsj/maybe_the_reason_zeus_had_so_many_affairs_in_the/ (Synergology)
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If humans couldn’t smell, we would think dogs are psychic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkwloe/if_humans_couldnt_smell_we_would_think_dogs_are/ (UnknownNote)
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49 feels like Wednesday, and 77 feels like Thursday

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkwl74/49_feels_like_wednesday_and_77_feels_like_thursday/ (UnknownNote)
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You have never seen a movie in its entirety because you blink.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkwk7a/you_have_never_seen_a_movie_in_its_entirety/ (Etaleo)
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Our existence is less than microscopic in the grand scheme of things

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkwk4l/our_existence_is_less_than_microscopic_in_the/ (UnknownNote)
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Jedi have quick lightsaber battles because there’s no weight, like an actual sword. It’s basically like swinging a flashlight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkwjlx/jedi_have_quick_lightsaber_battles_because_theres/ (Human_Kaleidoscope_7)
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Showing flaccid penis is art. An erects penis is pornography

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkwii9/showing_flaccid_penis_is_art_an_erects_penis_is/ (TheAbstractAdonis)
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People who don't want to wear masks because they are uncomfortable have NO idea how uncomfortable a ventilator is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkwhld/people_who_dont_want_to_wear_masks_because_they/ (RedditGuySpeaks)
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Funny how online we can't see the Salary for the job they post but they can see our Rent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkwhe5/funny_how_online_we_cant_see_the_salary_for_the/ (ConfusedPandaman1)
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The line “looks like meats back on the menu boys!” from LoTR, implies the fact that orcs understand what a menu is, waiters and stuff being off the menu.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkwgym/the_line_looks_like_meats_back_on_the_menu_boys/ ([deleted])
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Whenever you buy and eat half a chicken, you’re secretly sharing a meal with a stranger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkwgx8/whenever_you_buy_and_eat_half_a_chicken_youre/ (UnknownNote)
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People who don't wear masks because they are uncomfortable have NO idea how comfortable a ventilator is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkwf85/people_who_dont_wear_masks_because_they_are/ ([deleted])
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You've got a better chance dying tomorrow then ever winning the lottery.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkwejb/youve_got_a_better_chance_dying_tomorrow_then/ (TheSp0nge05)
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There is a tree somewhere growing wood for your coffin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkwdxt/there_is_a_tree_somewhere_growing_wood_for_your/ (UnknownNote)
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It’s funny how if we don’t know an animals gender we assume it as our own

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkwdhe/its_funny_how_if_we_dont_know_an_animals_gender/ (MomoJojo30)
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Bon Jovi is the Justin Bieber of rock

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkw9um/bon_jovi_is_the_justin_bieber_of_rock/ (Clegend24)
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On July 4th, we celebrate the people in our country most likely to have PTSD by literally simulating the events that caused their disorder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkw7ou/on_july_4th_we_celebrate_the_people_in_our/ (Llyran-Noble)
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If you get married on July 4th, then every year on your anniversary you get to enjoy free fireworks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkw63r/if_you_get_married_on_july_4th_then_every_year_on/ (AGH8)
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All of the Clone Troopers in Star Wars have the same penis. Imagine being a clone, looking at another, and thinking "I know what his crotch looks like"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkw5pf/all_of_the_clone_troopers_in_star_wars_have_the/ (Hauntingchapel)
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For every "dad reflects" moment there is probably thousands of dropped kids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkw4dv/for_every_dad_reflects_moment_there_is_probably/ ([deleted])
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a young photo of you is an old photo of you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkw45p/a_young_photo_of_you_is_an_old_photo_of_you/ (Downwindtrain85)
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As they get more popular, websites usually go from showing what people like, to what they think people will like, to what they want people to like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkw3pg/as_they_get_more_popular_websites_usually_go_from/ (badRLplayer)
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The difference between our idols and our friends is that we love our idols for everything that they can do, but love our friends despite everything they can’t do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkw18w/the_difference_between_our_idols_and_our_friends/ (Krippleeeeeeeeeee)
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Nudes are SFW in the adult film industry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkvzke/nudes_are_sfw_in_the_adult_film_industry/ (kippycaps)
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No word can trigger as many people at once as woooosh

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkvyu9/no_word_can_trigger_as_many_people_at_once_as/ (TheRealHazmatHarry)
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Every Bus Stop is also a Bus Start

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkvytr/every_bus_stop_is_also_a_bus_start/ (iNameless)
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Adding lol or lmao is our way of adding laugh tracks to our texts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkvuw3/adding_lol_or_lmao_is_our_way_of_adding_laugh/ (sdrowlatt64)
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The couch is a waiting room for the kitchen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkvtsw/the_couch_is_a_waiting_room_for_the_kitchen/ (BigBoi3435)
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With social media and all these blogs and podcasts saying very little of value, we've moved from an information age to a content age.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkvsnz/with_social_media_and_all_these_blogs_and/ (boymadefrompaint)
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Cinnamon Toast Crunch promotes their cereal by using Cannibalism.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkvqdu/cinnamon_toast_crunch_promotes_their_cereal_by/ (Theumbrastaff)
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The human hand is the most perfectly designed sex toy in the known universe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkvp25/the_human_hand_is_the_most_perfectly_designed_sex/ (samuelgato)
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Cinnamon Toast Crunch shows a lot of Cannibalism in their ads.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkvp0t/cinnamon_toast_crunch_shows_a_lot_of_cannibalism/ ([deleted])
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You can't physically stand 6 feet apart unless you have a 36" inseam

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkvood/you_cant_physically_stand_6_feet_apart_unless_you/ (ISeeEverythingYouDo)
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Ikea would make a great Horror Movie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkvm3d/ikea_would_make_a_great_horror_movie/ (Alzucard)
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Although improbable, it’s possible that at least one person has had only red lights everywhere they drive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkvm0j/although_improbable_its_possible_that_at_least/ ([deleted])
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Hide and Seek in Ikea

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkvl9o/hide_and_seek_in_ikea/ (Alzucard)
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Our tongue is probably the muscle in our body we've hurt the most times

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkvkic/our_tongue_is_probably_the_muscle_in_our_body/ (Burntthetoast916)
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The more mature you get, the less you care about looking like a bitch for walking away from a fight

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkvjfo/the_more_mature_you_get_the_less_you_care_about/ (guminhyeok)
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If your phone is hot to the touch, and you Google the reason that it is hot, then your phone tells you why itself is hot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkvjdu/if_your_phone_is_hot_to_the_touch_and_you_google/ (NickySmithFromPGH)
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Cinnamon Toast Crunch ads promote Cannibalism.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkvifg/cinnamon_toast_crunch_ads_promote_cannibalism/ ([deleted])
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As a child, it seemed like parents had eyes on the back of their heads. As adults, it’s clear that little kids are extremely predictable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkvhkr/as_a_child_it_seemed_like_parents_had_eyes_on_the/ (squanto420sqanching)
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Maybe lock-picking channels are working with the lock companies in order to get people to constantly buy new locks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkvgbf/maybe_lockpicking_channels_are_working_with_the/ ([deleted])
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From 1969-1972 the moon has the highest average IQ of any celestial body. Mars will have the highest average IQ of any celestial body by 2030.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkvegx/from_19691972_the_moon_has_the_highest_average_iq/ ([deleted])
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Surely Agent Provocateur has crossed paths with Inspector Gadget.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkvcmz/surely_agent_provocateur_has_crossed_paths_with/ (VaughnFry)
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Magicians have the ability to steal without people knowing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkvaxp/magicians_have_the_ability_to_steal_without/ (Not_GorDoN)
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You're never gonna be the only person awake or asleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkvarv/youre_never_gonna_be_the_only_person_awake_or/ (JosephP20jr)
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It probably would suck for ghosts if the people in their house are foreign speakers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkva0t/it_probably_would_suck_for_ghosts_if_the_people/ (nomercy0014)
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The sound of someone scratching their butt is actually pretty distinctive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkv9ql/the_sound_of_someone_scratching_their_butt_is/ (RiZeN_PaRaDoX)
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Reading self-improvement books while taking a dump feels so good. You take in the good thoughts, then release all the toxins from your body and flush them away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkv8hg/reading_selfimprovement_books_while_taking_a_dump/ ([deleted])
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Public toilets seem like a bad idea until you’re on a date and realise it’s probably better to go there instead of your dates house

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkv703/public_toilets_seem_like_a_bad_idea_until_youre/ (purplemo)
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When you were a kid, you used to believe that every adult knew what they were talking about, until you grew older and realized that it's far from true.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkv1rq/when_you_were_a_kid_you_used_to_believe_that/ (Andrewisaho)
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Donkey Kong had absolutely nothing to do with donkeys, but no one ever seemed to notice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkv1ht/donkey_kong_had_absolutely_nothing_to_do_with/ (equazcion)
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If we remove our need for oxygen, humans could potentially live for hundreds of years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkv12i/if_we_remove_our_need_for_oxygen_humans_could/ (Flyingsquirrel68)
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Almost all grape candy doesn’t tase like grapes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkv0nl/almost_all_grape_candy_doesnt_tase_like_grapes/ (Shadow3114)
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Your one armpit always smells different than the other armpit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkv001/your_one_armpit_always_smells_different_than_the/ (Zaydh)
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Almost all watermelon candy tastes nothing like watermelon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkuzgd/almost_all_watermelon_candy_tastes_nothing_like/ ([deleted])
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Goldilocks trespassed on private property, stole food, and damaged property giving her a maximum prison sentence of three years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkuz3s/goldilocks_trespassed_on_private_property_stole/ (majesticgoatperson)
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Dead Men Get Richer Every Year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkuwcl/dead_men_get_richer_every_year/ ([deleted])
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Gamefly is sitting in the back of a bunch of kids minds as a lost memory

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkuujc/gamefly_is_sitting_in_the_back_of_a_bunch_of_kids/ (TheFlame150)
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Next generation dad jokes will probably be rickrolls.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkuu4h/next_generation_dad_jokes_will_probably_be/ (Kazmaaaaa)
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Many popular companies that started in the garage/parents basement were able to be funded because they very likely didn't pay rent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkutt0/many_popular_companies_that_started_in_the/ (throwaway_69_penis)
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If gasoline tasted like how it smells, it would probably make a great soup base.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkusv3/if_gasoline_tasted_like_how_it_smells_it_would/ (ThePelicanThatCould)
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You could tell any man that they have a body like Christiаn Bale and you wouldn’t be wrong

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkupz2/you_could_tell_any_man_that_they_have_a_body_like/ (Patrick_Schlies)
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Most people Don't Care about Most People. There are very few people we genuinely care about

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkupfk/most_people_dont_care_about_most_people_there_are/ (TheUknownSkull718)
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Technically, Batman wears the exact opposite of a mask.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkuo1n/technically_batman_wears_the_exact_opposite_of_a/ (inquistrinate)
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You can’t tickle yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkumgt/you_cant_tickle_yourself/ (applewarrior7)
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There are three sides of a coin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkujwc/there_are_three_sides_of_a_coin/ (draginge)
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The more you sweat the more you drink water, the more you drink water the more you pee and the more you pee the less you sweat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkugrd/the_more_you_sweat_the_more_you_drink_water_the/ ([deleted])
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The 1980s movie "No Hold Barred" featured a wrestling character named Hulk Hogan (who was portrayed by an actor named Terry Gene Bollea), who played a wrestling character (named Rip Thomas) who must have been portrayed by some actor (name unknown).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkufm1/the_1980s_movie_no_hold_barred_featured_a/ (channel_panel)
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A 15 year old calling a newborn baby cute is normal, but a 30 year old calling a 15 year old cute is suspicious

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkuf38/a_15_year_old_calling_a_newborn_baby_cute_is/ (JCBByTheWay)
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In Toy Story if all kind of toys are alive there is a high chance sex toys are alive too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkudw3/in_toy_story_if_all_kind_of_toys_are_alive_there/ ([deleted])
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Water is (more or less) a tasteless substance, yet when you add it to most prepared foods/meals it completely ruins it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkudsh/water_is_more_or_less_a_tasteless_substance_yet/ (Acwfxx)
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If you ask a photographer to take a picture of his best camera, it won't be his best work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkucyq/if_you_ask_a_photographer_to_take_a_picture_of/ (equazcion)
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3rd shift workers are at work twice a day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkuc19/3rd_shift_workers_are_at_work_twice_a_day/ (NothinSpecial97)
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People who hate their smile have a silver lining with wearing a mask.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkuarz/people_who_hate_their_smile_have_a_silver_lining/ (Brady12Gronk87)
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Literature, History and Geography are real life lore, just as Maths, Physics and Chemistry are the lore of the universe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hku9k9/literature_history_and_geography_are_real_life/ (amsterdam29)
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People who are born blind can’t dream

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hku9i2/people_who_are_born_blind_cant_dream/ (subredditer666)
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In the end Hamilton threw away his shot and Burr didn’t wait for it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hku8s2/in_the_end_hamilton_threw_away_his_shot_and_burr/ (qarpg)
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If you took your cat to the beach he’d probably think it was a giant litter box

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hku5u1/if_you_took_your_cat_to_the_beach_hed_probably/ (AppleberryJames)
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A new cemetery without any graves is pessimistic but required

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hku55x/a_new_cemetery_without_any_graves_is_pessimistic/ (skillplants)
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It’s only July but jada has already been through august

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hku4nd/its_only_july_but_jada_has_already_been_through/ ([deleted])
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People who blipped in the MCU while making love most likely found themselves in a myriad of uncomfortable positions upon coming back.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hku41e/people_who_blipped_in_the_mcu_while_making_love/ (justadair)
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you will never naturally hear your own voice at any other volume than the one you speak at

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hku1bq/you_will_never_naturally_hear_your_own_voice_at/ (SyrupOnWaffle_)
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Almost nobody studies the career it wished as a child

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hku0pa/almost_nobody_studies_the_career_it_wished_as_a/ (alejo2502)
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One of the biggest mysteries is how people wipe their butts. Never thought about it till recent. Some sit. Some stand. Some wad. Some square up. 3 squares. Wrapped around hand. Socks for the some.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hktzpb/one_of_the_biggest_mysteries_is_how_people_wipe/ (rippmatic)
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Very few dishes can compete with a full stomach.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hktyg3/very_few_dishes_can_compete_with_a_full_stomach/ (spiritofmen)
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If bees eat flower pollen and their vomit is honey, then humming birds who also eat flower pollen may have delicious vomit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hktyex/if_bees_eat_flower_pollen_and_their_vomit_is/ (messyslate)
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A box of cereal is actually a box of a bag of cereal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hktv2l/a_box_of_cereal_is_actually_a_box_of_a_bag_of/ (bjacks19)
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Animal Crossing is a MOSA - multiplayer online social arena.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hktusj/animal_crossing_is_a_mosa_multiplayer_online/ (Zytharros)
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Telling any random person on the street happy birthday has a small chance of being right but that person will think they are being stalked

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkttqn/telling_any_random_person_on_the_street_happy/ (Squeakypuff)
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At some point in life you will reach the lowest or highest part of your life at one stage, after the first stage you will reach the second or lowest stage of your life depending on what you have touched first in the first stage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hktsg0/at_some_point_in_life_you_will_reach_the_lowest/ (Isacobs_35160_LHM)
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Men can't move their dicks without clenching their ass

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkts9o/men_cant_move_their_dicks_without_clenching_their/ (OneZoroBoi)
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We are extra nice and leanent to attractive people because we don't want to screw up our chances of becoming friends with them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkts4w/we_are_extra_nice_and_leanent_to_attractive/ (brutis0037)
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Of all bright stars in the sky, the sun is not part of any constellation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hktrjg/of_all_bright_stars_in_the_sky_the_sun_is_not/ ([deleted])
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If you are playing a game with Google Maps (like Geoguessr), you are bound to come across a place you visit regularly at some point, like your house/grocery store/school.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hktrdg/if_you_are_playing_a_game_with_google_maps_like/ (cities-are-cool)
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Right-handed people might think about how awkward is using the left hand while left-handed people think the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hktqvv/righthanded_people_might_think_about_how_awkward/ (xXGaboFihi007Xx)
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The air inside bubble wrap is incarcerated air. So when you pop bubble wrap your freeing air particles from eternity inside plastic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hktq35/the_air_inside_bubble_wrap_is_incarcerated_air_so/ (danonplanetearth)
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A documentary which answers questions you never knew you had is a good one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hktols/a_documentary_which_answers_questions_you_never/ (Darth_Kahuna)
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Chewbacca probably fucking stinks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hktoh5/chewbacca_probably_fucking_stinks/ (RoyceCoolidge)
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Judi Dench and Maggie Smith are different people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hktndr/judi_dench_and_maggie_smith_are_different_people/ (SloppyPaperMan)
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It would have been cheaper to build a bunch of smaller Death Stars, arranged in a circle, with each one firing only one laser beam.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hktmpu/it_would_have_been_cheaper_to_build_a_bunch_of/ (a026593)
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Souls of dead children in horror movies possess some item, but never their own bodies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hktm9m/souls_of_dead_children_in_horror_movies_possess/ ([deleted])
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Having a cheese stretch is one of the biggest food flexes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hktl53/having_a_cheese_stretch_is_one_of_the_biggest/ (Buddhist_Punk1)
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Most of Gen Z will probably see the year 2100.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hktkwo/most_of_gen_z_will_probably_see_the_year_2100/ (MyPasswordIsRushB)
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The 'Baby Shark' song doesn't have a sister or brother shark because he ate them in utero.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hktjj2/the_baby_shark_song_doesnt_have_a_sister_or/ (kay_dax)
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There are not children in GTA games

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hktirg/there_are_not_children_in_gta_games/ ([deleted])
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You are technically a air bender because you take air and turn it to Co2

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hktip0/you_are_technically_a_air_bender_because_you_take/ (Blueninja-21)
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One Piece is a Space Opera

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkti87/one_piece_is_a_space_opera/ (Kingjimbo1)
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The original taste of Coca Cola had coaxing in the recipe. So unless Coke is putting crack in their soda (which would explain soda addiction.) the original taste print on every classic coke can and bottle is a lie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hktfu9/the_original_taste_of_coca_cola_had_coaxing_in/ (ThrowawayKarensBane)
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Whoever invented dancing must’ve been drunk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hktfqa/whoever_invented_dancing_mustve_been_drunk/ (twat752019)
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Mutations occurred due to mistakes in the coding of DNA that provided us with all kinds of attributes and abilities down the line. Eventually playing a part in turning us from apes to Homo sapiens. Mistakes are what made us human.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hktfo2/mutations_occurred_due_to_mistakes_in_the_coding/ ([deleted])
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Streamers are balloon animals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hktfge/streamers_are_balloon_animals/ (i_dont_wanna24)
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Boomers were given everything on a silver platter and project their entitlement onto younger generations who have actually had to work for what they have.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkteru/boomers_were_given_everything_on_a_silver_platter/ (BasicRedditor1997)
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The magnitude of the post-nap pee is a clear indication of the quality of the nap.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hktdvi/the_magnitude_of_the_postnap_pee_is_a_clear/ (prenderm)
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We’ll probably see a King of England in our lifetime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hktbu2/well_probably_see_a_king_of_england_in_our/ (Maximumgliros)
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You catch more honey with bees than you do with vinegar

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hktbmr/you_catch_more_honey_with_bees_than_you_do_with/ (FunkyScat69)
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Most famous people have probably been fapped to at least once

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hktalg/most_famous_people_have_probably_been_fapped_to/ (CommanderLoritt)
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Porn is SFW if you work in the porn industry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkt9vl/porn_is_sfw_if_you_work_in_the_porn_industry/ ([deleted])
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The purpose of teeth is to mash what you’re eating into baby food before swallowing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkt842/the_purpose_of_teeth_is_to_mash_what_youre_eating/ (GnarleyBro)
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We are living in the future that people envisioned centuries ago.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkt7mn/we_are_living_in_the_future_that_people/ (veneration-)
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When people in an anime watch another anime, the quality gets lower, and eventually the anime that an anime character is watching will just be moving circles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkt7kk/when_people_in_an_anime_watch_another_anime_the/ (IAmTheCrayonEater)
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At some point, we went from not having birthdays to everyone having them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkt7gp/at_some_point_we_went_from_not_having_birthdays/ (badgersuperman)
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Musicians and comics have similar roots in entertainment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkt41m/musicians_and_comics_have_similar_roots_in/ (greattoilet)
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If human limbs grew back there would probably be restaurants that cooked your own limbs for you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkt2s5/if_human_limbs_grew_back_there_would_probably_be/ (LordHudson30)
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Somewhere a man is sitting through Hamilton with the hope of getting laid later.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkt1rc/somewhere_a_man_is_sitting_through_hamilton_with/ (ApacheFog)
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Cave paintings are technically graffiti

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkt02z/cave_paintings_are_technically_graffiti/ (ILikeRedditTrains)
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TV companies can never fully utilise TV ads to advertise the quality of their new TV

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkszjv/tv_companies_can_never_fully_utilise_tv_ads_to/ (timmykluxx)
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Some people are taking their hardest shit ever, give them strength!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hksy1k/some_people_are_taking_their_hardest_shit_ever/ (pirobinha)
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You can tell how old an account is by what requirements your password has

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hksxk3/you_can_tell_how_old_an_account_is_by_what/ (Holty12345)
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It’s unlikely that you’ll ever weigh the same as your age again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hksvx7/its_unlikely_that_youll_ever_weigh_the_same_as/ (bbq_Ch1ck3n)
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The Statue of Liberty could be wearing anything under that toga

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hksupm/the_statue_of_liberty_could_be_wearing_anything/ (darthva)
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Chowder produced the biggest simps in animated history

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkssh8/chowder_produced_the_biggest_simps_in_animated/ (Jelpo_901)
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A society is a group of weird people trying not to look weird

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hksrl7/a_society_is_a_group_of_weird_people_trying_not/ (Capsai-Sins)
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Nothing ruins a glass of orange juice like having a spoonful of the concentrate first.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hksq2n/nothing_ruins_a_glass_of_orange_juice_like_having/ (sergalahadabeer)
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Life of a whale

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hksoql/life_of_a_whale/ (Paramedicbogart)
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While alive, you will NEVER be perfectly still.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hksnkp/while_alive_you_will_never_be_perfectly_still/ (DefinitlyNotTheFBl)
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Aang could’ve used energy bending to make a new generation of airbenders

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hksnei/aang_couldve_used_energy_bending_to_make_a_new/ (All-Star_47)
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The concept of someone being possessed by demons in the medieval times may have been because of the lack of knowledge of PTSD

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hksmgk/the_concept_of_someone_being_possessed_by_demons/ (LeumasWy)
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your attractiveness is directly proportional to the image quality of your profile picture on social media

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkslvj/your_attractiveness_is_directly_proportional_to/ (offeverynight)
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In the Simpsons, the art style in Itchy and Scratchy are the same as the shows art style. So Bart and Lisa are watching a real mouse brutally murder a real cat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hksjow/in_the_simpsons_the_art_style_in_itchy_and/ (pablito_is_good25)
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"I hate to be that guy but ..." statements almost always come from people who love to be that guy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hksiur/i_hate_to_be_that_guy_but_statements_almost/ (benignmasochism)
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Whether it be art, cinema, literature, etc. we will never truly escape “modernism” because the present will always be considered modern

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hksiom/whether_it_be_art_cinema_literature_etc_we_will/ (Reidddddddd)
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It's likely rare that you've heard a car alarm from a car actually being stolen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hksimi/its_likely_rare_that_youve_heard_a_car_alarm_from/ (qvoa)
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There is nothing worse than your nose itching when you are having a haircut

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkshrv/there_is_nothing_worse_than_your_nose_itching/ (cbaanymore22)
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The grass is only greener on the other side because you aren't over there eating it and trampling all over it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hksgy2/the_grass_is_only_greener_on_the_other_side/ (Cobclob)
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The vastness of reach on your first serious post to the public can stretch for miles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hksgex/the_vastness_of_reach_on_your_first_serious_post/ (nextup_in_synthwave)
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If any single team event is tied, anyone who scored at least 1 point single-handedly saved their team from losing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hksc1o/if_any_single_team_event_is_tied_anyone_who/ ([deleted])
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If we lived under water we would consider space to start at the surface.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hksb6x/if_we_lived_under_water_we_would_consider_space/ (Str1_)
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Laughter is accepted happy screaming.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hksaom/laughter_is_accepted_happy_screaming/ (SadFire1)
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Pornos are the only comment sections where everyone is always so cheerful.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hks9bf/pornos_are_the_only_comment_sections_where/ (Brady12Gronk87)
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There’s no obligation for the universe to make your life easy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hks8yi/theres_no_obligation_for_the_universe_to_make/ (TsonK)
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Talent is a rare stat upgrade someone someone is randomly born with.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hks8pq/talent_is_a_rare_stat_upgrade_someone_someone_is/ (SadFire1)
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With the rise in Bluetooth device adoption, we’ll probably see more and more people accidentally playing porn on speakers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hks7ew/with_the_rise_in_bluetooth_device_adoption_well/ (velerant-usermane)
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Gynecologists are probably better in bed than most people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hks678/gynecologists_are_probably_better_in_bed_than/ (flipping_heck64)
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Our parents sentenced us to death and put us on death raw.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hks66z/our_parents_sentenced_us_to_death_and_put_us_on/ (_amneziak)
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It makes no sense that make-up is allowed in beauty contests while doping isn't in sports competition.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hks4hm/it_makes_no_sense_that_makeup_is_allowed_in/ (ZieII)
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Percentages are able to be swapped, 25% of 50 is equal to 50% of 25.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hks3mu/percentages_are_able_to_be_swapped_25_of_50_is/ (Africa1By1Toto)
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"Inducted" and "Indicted" are only one letter apart.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hks36w/inducted_and_indicted_are_only_one_letter_apart/ (trshippy)
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Like 85% of these posts could be posted in technically the truth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hks2pk/like_85_of_these_posts_could_be_posted_in/ (Reddit-Hugh-Janus)
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Breathing secondhand smoke can be deadly but breathing freon all day is OK

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hks2ot/breathing_secondhand_smoke_can_be_deadly_but/ (Seedpound)
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As a kid, going up a size feels like an accomplishment. As an adult, going up a size feels like a disappointment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hks2kr/as_a_kid_going_up_a_size_feels_like_an/ (tree_canyon)
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If the man on the incognito logo could speak, a lot of people would probably be in trouble..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hks1g1/if_the_man_on_the_incognito_logo_could_speak_a/ (jotoko3)
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Kids make art when they are happy, while adults make art when they are painful.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hks120/kids_make_art_when_they_are_happy_while_adults/ (PhD3DP)
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Divorces shouldn't be frowend upon. They end an unfixable problem that would otherwise destroy the relationship.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkrzo1/divorces_shouldnt_be_frowend_upon_they_end_an/ (Ge0xje)
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When you breathe, your nose and mouth don’t do anything. They just... sit there as your lungs do the work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkryiz/when_you_breathe_your_nose_and_mouth_dont_do/ (lastlight9)
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Learning a language not only makes you realize how much culture you've been missing out on, it also makes you realize how many other culture there must be out there that you have no clue of

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkrx2r/learning_a_language_not_only_makes_you_realize/ (Priamosish)
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If it wasn’t for the Dr Seuss Foundation banning live action films following The Cat in the Hat (2003), we might have had a live action Lorax, where we could have seen Danny Devito as a real life Lorax

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkrwty/if_it_wasnt_for_the_dr_seuss_foundation_banning/ (secret_door_)
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Considering all of the "felt cute might delete later" posts, you probably won't realize that they got deleted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkrspw/considering_all_of_the_felt_cute_might_delete/ (jotoko3)
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The first caveperson to try and smoke foliage is a lowkey legend

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkrs94/the_first_caveperson_to_try_and_smoke_foliage_is/ (the_nope_gun)
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People put their life goals into a "bucket" list because they want to fill it before they kick it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkrs8z/people_put_their_life_goals_into_a_bucket_list/ (DevonWhiteTurnUp)
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People who don't wear masks where advised have a kinky fetish for looking stupid in public.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkrrcr/people_who_dont_wear_masks_where_advised_have_a/ ([deleted])
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'I' could be a letter or a word in any instance very quickly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkrrb0/i_could_be_a_letter_or_a_word_in_any_instance/ (Anudeep21)
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Doors must hate us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkrr1l/doors_must_hate_us/ (Apolao)
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A door is probably the only thing in a house that must be designed to withstand thousands of punches (knocks).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkrqhz/a_door_is_probably_the_only_thing_in_a_house_that/ (Apolao)
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If we drank water like dogs, our faces would probably be a lot more moisturized.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkrobj/if_we_drank_water_like_dogs_our_faces_would/ (Wildchickenfart)
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Ironically, any ending is also the beginning, middle, and end.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkrm7i/ironically_any_ending_is_also_the_beginning/ ([deleted])
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Intelligence is knowing how to communicate. Genius is knowing how to communicate with silence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkrlrq/intelligence_is_knowing_how_to_communicate_genius/ (Mattson)
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At some point in the future you could have 10s of thousands of grand children

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkrl70/at_some_point_in_the_future_you_could_have_10s_of/ (Kolmo0730)
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Don’t go forth with a fifth on the fourth, or you may not go forth on the fifth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkrkz8/dont_go_forth_with_a_fifth_on_the_fourth_or_you/ (eternalrefuge86)
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Worrying is a waste of the imagination

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkrizp/worrying_is_a_waste_of_the_imagination/ (Lazy_Exorcist)
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Semen is the root of all evil

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkrin2/semen_is_the_root_of_all_evil/ (vroomIamspeedvroom)
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Tupacs 50th anniversary albums will nearly triple his actual lifespan.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkrh3u/tupacs_50th_anniversary_albums_will_nearly_triple/ (itspastmybathtime)
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It's probably really frustrating seeing a video in a language you speak fluently that has parody subtitles that are completely incorrect

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkrfht/its_probably_really_frustrating_seeing_a_video_in/ (Desolias)
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If you put a mirror in your shower, you’d be watching yourself washing yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkrf89/if_you_put_a_mirror_in_your_shower_youd_be/ (Esanchez0)
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Doritos are made from even smaller doritos and so on...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkreyu/doritos_are_made_from_even_smaller_doritos_and_so/ (Nicless7)
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You can learn a lot about a person from knowing the music that they listen to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkreo0/you_can_learn_a_lot_about_a_person_from_knowing/ ([deleted])
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Your be mind is always the same volume and its impossible to tell if it's loud or soft

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkre0d/your_be_mind_is_always_the_same_volume_and_its/ (rodgil)
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Serial Killers probably don't talk to anybody about their anger because of the people trying to look tough by saying they have anger problems

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkrcxk/serial_killers_probably_dont_talk_to_anybody/ (WonderboyAmazingo)
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"Friend," "girlfriend" and "boyfriend" ends with an end. "families" ends with lies. How depressing:(

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkrc9g/friend_girlfriend_and_boyfriend_ends_with_an_end/ (soullessboi69)
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We're all just water cooled engines with anxiety

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkrax2/were_all_just_water_cooled_engines_with_anxiety/ (Introverted-engineer)
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Given that being fat was fashionable for many centuries, a lot of people in old paintings and pictures are probably inflating their tummies instead of sucking in

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkr9ms/given_that_being_fat_was_fashionable_for_many/ (benignmasochism)
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If white supremacists have been infiltrating the police, then the KKK is Hydra.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkr893/if_white_supremacists_have_been_infiltrating_the/ (ReliablyDefiant)
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The letter ɪ is not in team, but it is in win.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkr7np/the_letter_ɪ_is_not_in_team_but_it_is_in_win/ (UnknownNote)
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Our mouths all probably taste funny but we’re used it it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkr6tc/our_mouths_all_probably_taste_funny_but_were_used/ (saehild)
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learning the hard way is better than not learning at all

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkr6lg/learning_the_hard_way_is_better_than_not_learning/ (ihavethebestmarriage)
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There's are potentially hundreds of thousand of transactions involved in putting eggs in your refrigerator

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkr5gi/theres_are_potentially_hundreds_of_thousand_of/ (pathemar)
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The inner voice in your head speaks English way more fluently than you do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkr55o/the_inner_voice_in_your_head_speaks_english_way/ (UnknownNote)
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Our oceans have both the whale shark, a shark that acts like a whale, and the killer whale, a whale that acts like a shark.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkr4jw/our_oceans_have_both_the_whale_shark_a_shark_that/ (philopathy)
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People have explanations for phenomena that might not be true because they haven't done any research/ tests to see if they are right, leading to misdiagnosis, assumption, and bad solutions/decisions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkr48j/people_have_explanations_for_phenomena_that_might/ (icouldbesurfing)
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Our universe could be full of "glitches" but we never notice them because we have no "normal/correct" version to compare them to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkr487/our_universe_could_be_full_of_glitches_but_we/ (autistic_developer)
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With the widespread use of social media and mothers frequently posting about their children, in the future there may be a large number of people whose entire life can be chronicled from birth to death online.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkr3yd/with_the_widespread_use_of_social_media_and/ (MohicanHawkeye)
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Pro wrestling like the WWE is a modern day traveling circus of acrobats

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkr3ke/pro_wrestling_like_the_wwe_is_a_modern_day/ (Klip123)
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Mask refusers are the biggest snowflakes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkr23z/mask_refusers_are_the_biggest_snowflakes/ (Rheastar)
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People who don’t cover their noses with their masks are probably mouth-breathers anyway.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkr16s/people_who_dont_cover_their_noses_with_their/ (thefakefrankreynolds)
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Subtitles are a visual aid to the aurally impaired,while audio description is an aural aid for the visually impaired.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkqwhy/subtitles_are_a_visual_aid_to_the_aurally/ (origami_drag0n)
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If a Tomato did stand up, they’d throw Humans at him when he sucked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkqw9b/if_a_tomato_did_stand_up_theyd_throw_humans_at/ (WhalleyKid)
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Nothing is impossible. There could be an incredibly small chance of something happening, but there's still a chance it might happen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkqw94/nothing_is_impossible_there_could_be_an/ (casualindivisual)
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Too many people have recently killed their loved ones with a hug and a kiss.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkqvu2/too_many_people_have_recently_killed_their_loved/ (paran0id_ANDR0ID___)
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Y2K wasn't a biggie. Y10K will be.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkqvks/y2k_wasnt_a_biggie_y10k_will_be/ (instantpowdy)
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Relax by Frankie Goes to Hollywood was the original jerk off instruction video.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkqucs/relax_by_frankie_goes_to_hollywood_was_the/ (haddock420)
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Considering that you can't tickle yourself we are lucky that we can jerkoff.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkqu3i/considering_that_you_cant_tickle_yourself_we_are/ (Joseph_RA)
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For as much as he has impacted our daily life, Einstein is severely lacking in biopics.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkqsn5/for_as_much_as_he_has_impacted_our_daily_life/ (puffferfish)
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You could argue that straws has 1 or 2 holes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkqscs/you_could_argue_that_straws_has_1_or_2_holes/ (jotoko3)
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If you live on the 2nd floor of a 3-storeyed apartment, your floor is also a ceiling and your ceiling is also a floor

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkqs60/if_you_live_on_the_2nd_floor_of_a_3storeyed/ ([deleted])
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the person who invented the first invention also invented “invention”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkqs1a/the_person_who_invented_the_first_invention_also/ (Art3mis10-Maze-Runne)
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The only thing that sucks about cool sunglasses is that when you take them off you become a little less cool.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkqrqj/the_only_thing_that_sucks_about_cool_sunglasses/ (powerscunner)
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In a concert hall full of people, there's always a surprisingly large amount of people who can whistle really loudly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkqr4y/in_a_concert_hall_full_of_people_theres_always_a/ (skewh1989)
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You can neither read Roman numerals from left to right or right to left

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkqqph/you_can_neither_read_roman_numerals_from_left_to/ (SapphireOmega)
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The first woman to bear a child must've been so confused

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkqqkv/the_first_woman_to_bear_a_child_mustve_been_so/ (LILHARRYPOTTER)
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Rapunzel in real life would have her hair and scalp ripped off from a fully grown man wearing armor climbing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkqq8x/rapunzel_in_real_life_would_have_her_hair_and/ (astonishingly_gud)
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She was little. She did wear a hood. And the hood was definitely red. But did anyone ever see her riding?? NO!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkqpmo/she_was_little_she_did_wear_a_hood_and_the_hood/ (Justnacl)
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There's going to be a point where technology has advanced so much that disability parking won't be a thing anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkqooa/theres_going_to_be_a_point_where_technology_has/ (Inaerius)
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A-list celebrities can finally shop amongst everyone else at the grocery store! Mask, hat, maybe some glasses... total anonymity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkqnve/alist_celebrities_can_finally_shop_amongst/ (FizzyBeverage)
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Picasso would probably be a bad teammate at Pictionary

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkqntq/picasso_would_probably_be_a_bad_teammate_at/ (maggipedia)
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No matter how much you exercise, you'll never have Shaggy's metabolism.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkqnse/no_matter_how_much_you_exercise_youll_never_have/ (marshmallowwabbit)
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Buying someone a beer is a very appropriate thing to do matter how much you make.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkqnqo/buying_someone_a_beer_is_a_very_appropriate_thing/ (ExhalingFlipFlop)
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It doesn't make sense that vampires get burnt at the slightest touch of sunlight but perfectly survive moonlight as the moon just reflects the sunlight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkqnm6/it_doesnt_make_sense_that_vampires_get_burnt_at/ (hoiru)
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Your alarm clock is your theme song because it starts off your episode of the day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkqmo1/your_alarm_clock_is_your_theme_song_because_it/ (shroompoon)
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Masks are cool because you can laugh alone by yourself while wearing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkqmbt/masks_are_cool_because_you_can_laugh_alone_by/ (stojkestojke)
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no one knows the decimal number right after zero

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkqlh2/no_one_knows_the_decimal_number_right_after_zero/ ([deleted])
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If birth is the opposite of death then most women have a negative k/d ratio

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkqg2n/if_birth_is_the_opposite_of_death_then_most_women/ (jzinkymemes)
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Sharks are the pit bull of the sea. Lethal reputation but actually really like to cuddle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkqf9s/sharks_are_the_pit_bull_of_the_sea_lethal/ (furmy)
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Butter is food lubricant

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkqdi2/butter_is_food_lubricant/ (Taylor0722)
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There have probably been at least a few photographers hired to photograph an inter racial couple, only to embarrassingly realize their camera was unable to properly expose both skin tones at once, leaving one of them obfuscated in every picture

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkqd70/there_have_probably_been_at_least_a_few/ (arcsin1323)
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A microwave is a particle vibrator

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkqd64/a_microwave_is_a_particle_vibrator/ (bearded_dragonx)
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People born before 1980 had first dibs on email addresses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkqd5n/people_born_before_1980_had_first_dibs_on_email/ (ringofsolomon)
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If you ate yourself, you would’t get 2 times bigger or disappear; you’d just die a quarter way though.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkqcfv/if_you_ate_yourself_you_wouldt_get_2_times_bigger/ (YTAppleDemo)
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When when colonize Mars, we will have the ability to decide what comes first, the chicken or the egg.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkqc88/when_when_colonize_mars_we_will_have_the_ability/ (Nitobert)
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If fallen angels are a thing it also implies to the existence of risen demons.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkqbyp/if_fallen_angels_are_a_thing_it_also_implies_to/ (Tankzoo3)
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Life is worth living when you still have options to satisfy your ego.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkqbqk/life_is_worth_living_when_you_still_have_options/ (biggest_oversight)
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You would save lots of money on petrol if your car was a transformer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkqbnr/you_would_save_lots_of_money_on_petrol_if_your/ (Karmaflare)
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It takes a decade to get out of a decade

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkqb46/it_takes_a_decade_to_get_out_of_a_decade/ ([deleted])
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Everyone has a slightly different idea of what the ideal mouse tracking speed is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkqan3/everyone_has_a_slightly_different_idea_of_what/ (PilotG69)
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Perspective is the difference between feeling disappointed life didn't turn out the way you planned and realizing you already have something wonderful in the palm of your hand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkq9c8/perspective_is_the_difference_between_feeling/ (VerbotenPublish)
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It would really suck to be a claustrophobic vampire.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkq8b5/it_would_really_suck_to_be_a_claustrophobic/ (TheMysticGed)
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Actors get paid exclusively to pretend.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkq78q/actors_get_paid_exclusively_to_pretend/ (lordkushagra)
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If we run out of masks there will be a mask extinction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkq5ba/if_we_run_out_of_masks_there_will_be_a_mask/ ([deleted])
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When you cut a corner, you technically make two new corners

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkq09h/when_you_cut_a_corner_you_technically_make_two/ (unlimitedJUICE)
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Giving a secret agent a flashy supercar seems like a bad idea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkpy91/giving_a_secret_agent_a_flashy_supercar_seems/ (CormacCTB)
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Half boiling a kettle is more efficient than waiting for a cup of tea to cool down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkpwd3/half_boiling_a_kettle_is_more_efficient_than/ (realclarkeempire123)
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People might get deja vu just before they die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkpw9m/people_might_get_deja_vu_just_before_they_die/ (Driplzy)
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Arctic natives never swim.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkprgs/arctic_natives_never_swim/ (Itsallaboutcharisma)
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If you wait long enough a hard shell taco will turn into a soft shell then back into a hard shell taco

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkpqp6/if_you_wait_long_enough_a_hard_shell_taco_will/ (murderedcats)
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It is weird to wear shoes at the beach, but weird to wear no shoes in the city.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkpq83/it_is_weird_to_wear_shoes_at_the_beach_but_weird/ (ItzHazza1)
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Fossil fuels are to dead animals/plants, as nuclear energy is to dead stars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkppxu/fossil_fuels_are_to_dead_animalsplants_as_nuclear/ (Inline311)
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Slice of Life shows is harder to happen irl that science fiction shows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkppsf/slice_of_life_shows_is_harder_to_happen_irl_that/ (omar99HH)
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The only job that everyone can see themselves doing is cleaning mirrors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkplv9/the_only_job_that_everyone_can_see_themselves/ (fierydumpster)
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The boogieman has gone from being someone scary to someone who actually sounds quite fun.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkpl37/the_boogieman_has_gone_from_being_someone_scary/ (_kuremensu)
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Some dogs are employed, but only a tiny percentage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkpkq0/some_dogs_are_employed_but_only_a_tiny_percentage/ (SpiritualMayonnaise)
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Sharing phone screens is a modern form of intimacy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkpjxo/sharing_phone_screens_is_a_modern_form_of_intimacy/ (skivviesaurus)
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It would have been a much different, much darker movie if Kevin McCallister’s family lived in the slums.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkpjv7/it_would_have_been_a_much_different_much_darker/ ([deleted])
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If you press “99” into a microwave, it lasts longer than if you press “100”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkpiv6/if_you_press_99_into_a_microwave_it_lasts_longer/ ([deleted])
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Eurovision songfestival is the largest inside joke on the planet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkpeqb/eurovision_songfestival_is_the_largest_inside/ ([deleted])
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Deaf people have the advantage of not having to hear DUMB people who complain about wearing masks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkpdp4/deaf_people_have_the_advantage_of_not_having_to/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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Fireworks and waterworks have no relation but both usually make sound

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkpclx/fireworks_and_waterworks_have_no_relation_but/ (yellowirish)
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Life is all about perception. If you don't agree that's your own perception then.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkpb74/life_is_all_about_perception_if_you_dont_agree/ ([deleted])
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If reincarnation is actually a thing, it's probably the reason why babies cry because they still can remember their old lifes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkpb6d/if_reincarnation_is_actually_a_thing_its_probably/ (Phiced)
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Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkp7vo/better_6_feet_apart_than_6_feet_under/ (RightMeow0129)
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People only care about a fireworks video if something goes horribly wrong with the fireworks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkp72c/people_only_care_about_a_fireworks_video_if/ (bclots22)
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The rules for selecting a seat on the bus and selecting a urinal in the men's room are more or less the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkp5lo/the_rules_for_selecting_a_seat_on_the_bus_and/ (theUmo)
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There is a straight line connecting every single thing in the universe to you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkp5gd/there_is_a_straight_line_connecting_every_single/ (MazarisPaladins)
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Getting to the right spot will always be wrong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkp528/getting_to_the_right_spot_will_always_be_wrong/ ([deleted])
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You know something has made it when there’s drawn porn of it on the internet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkp4ik/you_know_something_has_made_it_when_theres_drawn/ (Normanisacat1)
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2019 was the last year to feature four different numbers until 2031

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkp4ek/2019_was_the_last_year_to_feature_four_different/ (Zinho_)
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Your life could've already peaked and you wouldn't even have known it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkp1pp/your_life_couldve_already_peaked_and_you_wouldnt/ (HereLiesMyFinalWor-)
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Goons in action movies don't know they're goons. They're just bored security guards sitting there when some ass comes in and starts blowing up the place. Obviously they're going to try to stop him, and he just kills them for doing their jobs, then throws in a glib remark.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkozwi/goons_in_action_movies_dont_know_theyre_goons/ (pobody)
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Only in the U.S is the price tag worse news than being diagnosed with cancer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkoztk/only_in_the_us_is_the_price_tag_worse_news_than/ (DreaddPirateRoberts)
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Despite similar pronunciation, “shit ‘n’ shower” is dramatically different from “shit in shower.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkoyxt/despite_similar_pronunciation_shit_n_shower_is/ (weII_then)
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If you live in a high-rise, the people living in the high-rise across the street probably know your neighbours better than you do, and vice-versa.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkoxs1/if_you_live_in_a_highrise_the_people_living_in/ (MoatOatGroutPeace)
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Tom and Jerry must have really high insurance

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkox22/tom_and_jerry_must_have_really_high_insurance/ (MoreTitle)
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Very often things become successful not because of their quality but because of great timing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkos41/very_often_things_become_successful_not_because/ (vpetrychuk)
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Not enough people are talking about the smell protection you get from wearing a mask in public places

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkor9g/not_enough_people_are_talking_about_the_smell/ (2believe_is_2suffer)
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The difference between a bench and a couch is whether or not it has built in cushions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkoqi8/the_difference_between_a_bench_and_a_couch_is/ (TheJudgeAt425)
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It's okay to display an urn in your house but not a coffin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkooul/its_okay_to_display_an_urn_in_your_house_but_not/ (86-Everything)
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The genre of Rap is a competition to get out of the studio the fastest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkonor/the_genre_of_rap_is_a_competition_to_get_out_of/ (aryanoboii)
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It's kind of weird that each language has a different word for the same animal sound.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkoncv/its_kind_of_weird_that_each_language_has_a/ (Tha_Rat_King)
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The people in the Transformers movies who hate the transformers are transforbic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkolyz/the_people_in_the_transformers_movies_who_hate/ (LeBoopisBoye)
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Most people don’t get the recognition they deserve until after they’ve died.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkolg2/most_people_dont_get_the_recognition_they_deserve/ (Redacted-Reddit)
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A lot of 2000s kids probably learned about fairytales by watching Shrek.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkokba/a_lot_of_2000s_kids_probably_learned_about/ (FARTINLIKEABOSS)
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Simba probably didn’t keep his insect diet after he returned and went back to eating meat like when he was a kid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkok1h/simba_probably_didnt_keep_his_insect_diet_after/ (Azer1287)
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Millennials were told to dance like nobody’s watching, Gen Z is told to dance like everybody is watching.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkojez/millennials_were_told_to_dance_like_nobodys/ (officer897177)
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Red-headed men who work at a bakery are technically Ginger Bread Men

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkoigd/redheaded_men_who_work_at_a_bakery_are/ (RandyNachoManCabbage)
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Anything is a one way boomerang.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkoh9r/anything_is_a_one_way_boomerang/ (Fuzz_Magic)
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It must be terrifying for Ghislaine Maxwell to see all the early RIP’s, knowing it could happen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkog4f/it_must_be_terrifying_for_ghislaine_maxwell_to/ (Darkshadow1819)
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You will always be “the new guy” at least once in your life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkoedm/you_will_always_be_the_new_guy_at_least_once_in/ (coopdog900)
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When your hungry, the smell of food makes you want to eat more, but when your full, the smell of food makes you wanna eat less

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkoddv/when_your_hungry_the_smell_of_food_makes_you_want/ (Danky_Dearest)
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Cam Girls Either Have Extremely Fortunate FBI Agents Or Extremely Unfortunate FBI Agents

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkod7e/cam_girls_either_have_extremely_fortunate_fbi/ (WRSA)
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You can't beat the feeling of putting on a fresh pair of socks. And you can't beat the feeling of taking off a pair of socks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkoctj/you_cant_beat_the_feeling_of_putting_on_a_fresh/ (squeezemyhernia)
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If you can see someone doing something, there is no reason to ask them what they're doing. Just look, or change the question.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkobpk/if_you_can_see_someone_doing_something_there_is/ (trentluv)
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Since in the Goblet of Fire it was revealed the real Mad Eye was trapped and Barry Crouch Jr was posing as him, we never really get to know real Mad Eyes's character.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkoaxe/since_in_the_goblet_of_fire_it_was_revealed_the/ (greatsasuke)
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things filled with water are typically heavy in air, but comparatively, things filled with air are heavy under water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkoaqt/things_filled_with_water_are_typically_heavy_in/ (RustyFire03)
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Typical c‌‌at i‌‌s l‌‌ike a‌‌ s‌‌tripper, y‌‌ou a‌‌re w‌‌elcome t‌‌o w‌‌atch b‌‌ut t‌‌ouching m‌‌ay b‌‌e p‌‌unished.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hko9se/typical_cat_is_like_a_stripper_you_are_welcome_to/ (vpetrychuk)
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Cam Girls Have Either Extremely Fortunate FBI Agents Or Extremely Fortunate FBI Agents, Depending On How You Look At It

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hko9pl/cam_girls_have_either_extremely_fortunate_fbi/ ([deleted])
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If criminal punishments were stricter and more harsh (such as eye for an eye) there would likely be far less crime. Ya got a murderer? Kill him. Got a thief? Take his hand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hko7ms/if_criminal_punishments_were_stricter_and_more/ (-PringlesMan-)
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When you black out while drinking. That’s just your consciousness being so ashamed of what you’re doing that it leaves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hko7ho/when_you_black_out_while_drinking_thats_just_your/ (IRWEAZY)
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Fireworks are a lot more fun when you know they’re going to happen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hko6rl/fireworks_are_a_lot_more_fun_when_you_know_theyre/ (RobotArtichoke)
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Since chickens are the direct descendants of dinosaurs then it stands to reason that crafting chicken nuggets is actually a shitty way of replicating Jurassic Park vis-a-vis "man-made" dinosaurs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hko58w/since_chickens_are_the_direct_descendants_of/ ([deleted])
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We know we're really screwed when cell phones go away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hko4uh/we_know_were_really_screwed_when_cell_phones_go/ (SinJinQLB)
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If you ask, "The chicken or the egg, which came first?", the answer is "the chicken." If you ask, "The egg or the chicken, which came first?", the answer is "the egg."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hko4pg/if_you_ask_the_chicken_or_the_egg_which_came/ (ToastGhost18)
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Naruto fought Sasuske with Half a Tail in the 1st Valley of the end Fight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hko3q5/naruto_fought_sasuske_with_half_a_tail_in_the_1st/ (LordJayUniverse)
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A large group of rabbits is a fluffle not a herd.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hko2i9/a_large_group_of_rabbits_is_a_fluffle_not_a_herd/ (G_Affect)
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Traumatic experiences must be worse with a photographic memory.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hko21q/traumatic_experiences_must_be_worse_with_a/ (jdawgcoolguy)
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Adam is technically the only person in recorded history to have ever had sex with himself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hko1y7/adam_is_technically_the_only_person_in_recorded/ ([deleted])
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The standard sound for a mouse click is actually two clicks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hko17k/the_standard_sound_for_a_mouse_click_is_actually/ (majesticgoatperson)
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Edward S‌‌cissorhands r‌‌ather h‌‌as a‌‌ b‌‌idet a‌‌t h‌‌ome a‌‌nd he d‌‌oesn't s‌‌tay a‌‌t p‌‌arties f‌‌or a‌‌ l‌‌ong t‌‌ime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hko0v6/edward_scissorhands_rather_has_a_bidet_at_home/ (vpetrychuk)
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You don't have to smile for pictures anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hko0mx/you_dont_have_to_smile_for_pictures_anymore/ (businesscasualboy)
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If you give your dog 5 dollars they immediately join the canine 1% and will have more money than their dog friends will ever have.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hknzs3/if_you_give_your_dog_5_dollars_they_immediately/ (TheRealKingGordon)
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A cooking show were you have 60 minutes to prep, cook, do all the dishes, and clean the kitchen is actually realistic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hknyrz/a_cooking_show_were_you_have_60_minutes_to_prep/ (moneybot13)
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People who don’t use their blinkers while driving are the same people who skip foreplay before sex

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hknyks/people_who_dont_use_their_blinkers_while_driving/ (aJfromtheblocc)
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The "Simple Life" is actually the complicated life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hknyjd/the_simple_life_is_actually_the_complicated_life/ (Segaamano)
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Putting a racehorse down after it breaks its leg just goes to show how much people treat them like objects

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hknyay/putting_a_racehorse_down_after_it_breaks_its_leg/ ([deleted])
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Race car crashes are the hockey fights of racing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hknwuv/race_car_crashes_are_the_hockey_fights_of_racing/ (CoderJoe1)
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Antidotes are poisonous to poison.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hknupx/antidotes_are_poisonous_to_poison/ ([deleted])
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All mushrooms are edible, but some of them only once.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hknu89/all_mushrooms_are_edible_but_some_of_them_only/ (carutzar)
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We used to eat cake after someone blew all over it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkntu8/we_used_to_eat_cake_after_someone_blew_all_over_it/ (RobertGBradley)
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Nothing is cringe. No such thing as awkward moments.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hknts9/nothing_is_cringe_no_such_thing_as_awkward_moments/ (Inagnusnah)
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We treat 4-leaf clovers like they’re special, but racial minorities like crap.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hknqrv/we_treat_4leaf_clovers_like_theyre_special_but/ ([deleted])
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An A- sounds worse than a B+

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hknqrq/an_a_sounds_worse_than_a_b/ ([deleted])
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You are addicted to breathing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hknq62/you_are_addicted_to_breathing/ (Zeerid_Korr)
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A chicken nugget being made to look like a dinosaur is a shitty way to replicate Jurassic Park

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hknohs/a_chicken_nugget_being_made_to_look_like_a/ ([deleted])
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The great thing about alcohol is you can use it for celebration or depression

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkno6t/the_great_thing_about_alcohol_is_you_can_use_it/ (Zaelesh)
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The most watched videos of fireworks watched are videos of fireworks gone wrong

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hknnsn/the_most_watched_videos_of_fireworks_watched_are/ (GlorifiedBurito)
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The word ‘literally’ only exists because we speak figuratively so often.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hknnpn/the_word_literally_only_exists_because_we_speak/ (create360)
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Food always looks better with herbs sprinkled over it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hknkf5/food_always_looks_better_with_herbs_sprinkled/ (MuteSecurityO)
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Nothing starts with N and ends with G

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hknk0q/nothing_starts_with_n_and_ends_with_g/ ([deleted])
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The court of popular opinion is quickly becoming more powerful than the court of law.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hknfqy/the_court_of_popular_opinion_is_quickly_becoming/ (CMDRZayden)
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when the rear wiper is on, it's like the car is waving at the vehicle behind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hknfbg/when_the_rear_wiper_is_on_its_like_the_car_is/ (tjs247)
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A hermaphrodite can literally go screw themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkneqb/a_hermaphrodite_can_literally_go_screw_themselves/ (cardwell09)
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Every botched elective surgery gets us closer to creating our generation's Frankenstein monster.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hknd8g/every_botched_elective_surgery_gets_us_closer_to/ ([deleted])
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If you blow your nose into a face mask, it becomes a diaper for your face.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hknd7y/if_you_blow_your_nose_into_a_face_mask_it_becomes/ (rbrt0000)
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The Lion King basically says that "Hakuna Matata" is wrong, since Simba was being a lazyass and not fighting for what is right.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hknav0/the_lion_king_basically_says_that_hakuna_matata/ (BeatVids)
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Since fish don’t have a gag reflex Ariel is the perfect girlfriend

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hknai4/since_fish_dont_have_a_gag_reflex_ariel_is_the/ ([deleted])
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It seems that a lot of people are forgetting that bond energy - hemp/bamboo stalks - are an energy sink similar to being a carbon sink that would reduce atmospheric energy and carbon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkn9kw/it_seems_that_a_lot_of_people_are_forgetting_that/ (ValidatingUsername)
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A character in a novel described himself as terminally stupid, but that really applies to everyone not smart enough to stop the aging process or cure cancer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkn931/a_character_in_a_novel_described_himself_as/ ([deleted])
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"chicken" is food, but "a chicken" is animal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkn89q/chicken_is_food_but_a_chicken_is_animal/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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Pride is the only deadly sin that's become, not only acceptable, but touted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkn5b6/pride_is_the_only_deadly_sin_thats_become_not/ ([deleted])
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People with depression sleep a lot because we are trying to reproduce that 'refreshed morning after' feeling & perspective on life that non-depressed people have after having a rough day, but it never comes, so we keep trying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkn4vj/people_with_depression_sleep_a_lot_because_we_are/ (Spajeriffic)
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Beds are the original wireless chargers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkn3u9/beds_are_the_original_wireless_chargers/ (anubissah)
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you know you wake up when you set your phone brightness to normal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkn3rw/you_know_you_wake_up_when_you_set_your_phone/ (Mr_deepcrap)
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condom mouth is mask

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkn3mx/condom_mouth_is_mask/ (MagnumDongLover2000)
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You know someone's your soulmate if them leaving you makes you cry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkn3k9/you_know_someones_your_soulmate_if_them_leaving/ (heyitsmeniraj)
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If nostrils were as policed as female nipples are, we wouldn’t have an issue wearing masks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkn3cb/if_nostrils_were_as_policed_as_female_nipples_are/ (jessicajingle19)
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No recipe for the "best" of anything can include volumetric measurements for solids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkn1n2/no_recipe_for_the_best_of_anything_can_include/ (baadjaake)
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The thought of our pinky finger conforming to the shape of our phone is terrifying

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkn0xf/the_thought_of_our_pinky_finger_conforming_to_the/ (fernandeztahi)
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You feel certain muscles in your body only when in pain

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkn00f/you_feel_certain_muscles_in_your_body_only_when/ (melontronics)
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Given that cars are constantly being made and constantly being junked, the average look of cars on the road changes just slightly every single day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkmyw8/given_that_cars_are_constantly_being_made_and/ (RonnieVanDan)
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All holes have the potential to become graves if the right person fall in it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkmxee/all_holes_have_the_potential_to_become_graves_if/ (Superquzzical825)
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Fronting someone money is backing them up financially.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkmxcr/fronting_someone_money_is_backing_them_up/ (jfi224)
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We all get annoyed when mosquitoes are flying around, but imagine how annoyed they must be not being able to bite anything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkmtce/we_all_get_annoyed_when_mosquitoes_are_flying/ (Scro11Lock)
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"Morning person" vs. "night person" is a false dichotomy that leaves out mid-day people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkmsoa/morning_person_vs_night_person_is_a_false/ (seriouslyawesome)
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If the closest relatives to a T-rex are chickens than probably dinosaur meat would taste like chicken

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkmsgz/if_the_closest_relatives_to_a_trex_are_chickens/ (ijref)
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You were never the first at anything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkmsf7/you_were_never_the_first_at_anything/ (godack)
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If you’re bad at throwing then playing catch is a lot like playing fetch with another human.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkmrjk/if_youre_bad_at_throwing_then_playing_catch_is_a/ (iamsecond)
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There was probably a guy named Frank who were so serious people started saying "quite frankly"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkmqeo/there_was_probably_a_guy_named_frank_who_were_so/ (JucheNorge)
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All the money you've ever held at any given point has all come from different origins and different stories to get to where it is in your possession.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkmqee/all_the_money_youve_ever_held_at_any_given_point/ (haloman7777777)
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Animals are beings that are aware of their surroundings and can change it. Plants "breathe" in carbon dioxide and out oxygen so they are a different type of "consciousness". Then we have planets and rocks that we believe are not conscious because they don't have functioning cells to keep them alive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkmq90/animals_are_beings_that_are_aware_of_their/ (TurtleBork)
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Birth certificates are given just for winning the sperm race.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkmoyt/birth_certificates_are_given_just_for_winning_the/ (ShaggyNick41)
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A terrible brand slogan for a company that sells eggs? Don’t knock it till you try it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkmorz/a_terrible_brand_slogan_for_a_company_that_sells/ (vansoffthewall29)
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When you do a

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkmoqj/when_you_do_a/ ([deleted])
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It's a fitting coincidence that the acronym "NSF" stands for both the "National Science Foundation" and "non-sufficient funds".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkmoae/its_a_fitting_coincidence_that_the_acronym_nsf/ (deepfield67)
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Often times the faster you can make your car go shortly after leaving your house without getting pulled over, the slower your internet speed probably is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkmnhz/often_times_the_faster_you_can_make_your_car_go/ (MicahM_)
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Many people don't know that having your mask over your nose is important.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkmlce/many_people_dont_know_that_having_your_mask_over/ (Coltonhendo)
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Righty Tighty and Lefty Loosey will be the new standard for turning things in the digital age.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkml24/righty_tighty_and_lefty_loosey_will_be_the_new/ (eversnow64)
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If sarcasm had a font half of text messages wouldn’t need to be explained.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkmkhi/if_sarcasm_had_a_font_half_of_text_messages/ (jasonaborn)
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Disposable diapers are "single use plastics"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkmjz0/disposable_diapers_are_single_use_plastics/ (B-Kitten)
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They made many futuristic, 2070 - 2080 kind of movies but the earlier films didn’t put random people recording things on their mobile phones!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkmgm3/they_made_many_futuristic_2070_2080_kind_of/ (Brownboysea)
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There is a striking difference in the taste of an intentionally warm beverage and an unintentionally warm beverage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkmfho/there_is_a_striking_difference_in_the_taste_of_an/ (turkdav)
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You are the star of your own mecha anime

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkmf2c/you_are_the_star_of_your_own_mecha_anime/ (Skrillfury21)
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No matter how you look at it, asking someone to get implants sounds bad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkmdt5/no_matter_how_you_look_at_it_asking_someone_to/ (PM_me_nicetits)
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When you are doing a captcha you are tying to prove you’re not a robot TO a robot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkmahx/when_you_are_doing_a_captcha_you_are_tying_to/ (CRAZYCOOKIE08)
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Erwin Schrödinger is a sadist cat person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkm92f/erwin_schrödinger_is_a_sadist_cat_person/ (lopezjessy)
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Society has grown to a point where someone saying the word "cringe" actually is the definition of the word

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkm7ws/society_has_grown_to_a_point_where_someone_saying/ (Doritoman265)
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The world has gone downhill since the movie Cats was released

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkm7ph/the_world_has_gone_downhill_since_the_movie_cats/ (nhontran)
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Everything you pay for is technically a subscription.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkm7ja/everything_you_pay_for_is_technically_a/ (kcahmadi)
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Some people are afraid of the dark and others are afraid of turning the light back on because of what they might see

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkm742/some_people_are_afraid_of_the_dark_and_others_are/ ([deleted])
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If they played the national anthem on the radio, people listening in cars wouldn't be able to stand up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkm6gn/if_they_played_the_national_anthem_on_the_radio/ (BigManSai)
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That red slime from Ghostbusters 2 that makes people angry and irrational ... that slime is real and it’s social media.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkm5em/that_red_slime_from_ghostbusters_2_that_makes/ (tburns1469)
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demon horns are simply angel halos but broken into two to show defiance

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkm4hj/demon_horns_are_simply_angel_halos_but_broken/ (actualdeemon)
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We've reached the point when microwaves are available in antique stores.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkm4g1/weve_reached_the_point_when_microwaves_are/ (Not_Harv_anyway)
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Soon we can share whether we raised our children on cloth or disposable masks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkm42b/soon_we_can_share_whether_we_raised_our_children/ (jojoglowe)
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A lot of gamers are more frugal with their character’s fake cash than their own real life money.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkm267/a_lot_of_gamers_are_more_frugal_with_their/ (brewhuckle)
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If there are infinite realities, then all fiction becomes non-fiction

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkm1l8/if_there_are_infinite_realities_then_all_fiction/ (Biggith-Borris)
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Attempted murder has half the sentence as murder, one of the few times in life you’re rewarded for being bad at what you do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkm1e0/attempted_murder_has_half_the_sentence_as_murder/ (cam1169)
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Owning a wig made from other peoples hair is considered completely normal, while owning a wig made from your own hair is bizarre.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hklz4e/owning_a_wig_made_from_other_peoples_hair_is/ (dphv)
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Sometimes, we wait for an occasion or a function to happen with great enthusiasm & joy but feels like there is nothing when it finally happens...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkly56/sometimes_we_wait_for_an_occasion_or_a_function/ (Ab_hi__)
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When you’re a kid you brag to your friends how expensive your things are, when you’re an adult you brag to your friends how cheap you got your things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hklxay/when_youre_a_kid_you_brag_to_your_friends_how/ (Gunx69)
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In 10 million years there will be fossils with hook-shaped oxide deposits in their gills that future highly intelligent species could use to identify human activity long after we're extinct

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hklwl8/in_10_million_years_there_will_be_fossils_with/ (MooseClobbler)
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You can wink without blinking but not vice versa

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hklwhj/you_can_wink_without_blinking_but_not_vice_versa/ (synysterbates)
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We are born too late to explore earth and born too early to explore space..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hklvdj/we_are_born_too_late_to_explore_earth_and_born/ (IssaBlowBlow)
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The surest sign of fame is whether you get to play yourself in Curb Your Enthusiasm

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkltfm/the_surest_sign_of_fame_is_whether_you_get_to/ (xyticox)
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Playing video games could be a type of therapy in the future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hklsha/playing_video_games_could_be_a_type_of_therapy_in/ (YeOldeLewis)
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Animals get 20 minutes old and already know what to do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hklqbg/animals_get_20_minutes_old_and_already_know_what/ (T_jay_)
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Dice with holes has more probability of throwing one. Dice with stickers has more probability of throwing six

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hklq6c/dice_with_holes_has_more_probability_of_throwing/ (i_dont_haveausername)
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The first people to discover that the earth was round were probably initially treated how we treat flat-earthers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hklokp/the_first_people_to_discover_that_the_earth_was/ ([deleted])
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Stopping the boot only gets you tossed into water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hklnut/stopping_the_boot_only_gets_you_tossed_into_water/ ([deleted])
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Some celebrity has probably gotten their identity stolen by giving someone their autograph

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkllsw/some_celebrity_has_probably_gotten_their_identity/ ([deleted])
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It’s pretty convenient that Charlie Bucket just so happened to live in the same town as the Wonka Factory.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkll50/its_pretty_convenient_that_charlie_bucket_just_so/ (Flow-like-a-harpoon)
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Please watch Ghislaine Maxwell like she’s Steve Buscemi in Con Air.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hklkpo/please_watch_ghislaine_maxwell_like_shes_steve/ (VaughnFry)
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Drinking a ton to celebrate your birthday is a quick way to damage your health which could potentially shorten your life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hklkjz/drinking_a_ton_to_celebrate_your_birthday_is_a/ (SPACE-MONKEYY)
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Erasers slowly lose their lives because of our mistakes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hklkj7/erasers_slowly_lose_their_lives_because_of_our/ ([deleted])
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You can tell the age of a backpack or briefcase by the shape of the mobile phone pocket.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hklj52/you_can_tell_the_age_of_a_backpack_or_briefcase/ (FourOneNiner)
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The people who can tolerate a broken wheel on their shopping csrt are the people who can tolerate the Nintendo Switch's joystick drift.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkliza/the_people_who_can_tolerate_a_broken_wheel_on/ (CajunBeets)
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Credit card companies that put the perforation just below the fold on the bill will hopefully end up in hell

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hklhvy/credit_card_companies_that_put_the_perforation/ (potential_ban)
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Prostitutes were the original curb side pick up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hklg92/prostitutes_were_the_original_curb_side_pick_up/ (gallon-of-vinegar)
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It's a good thing they don't assign social security numbers truly randomly, because it would suck if you got 000-00-0000.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hklemz/its_a_good_thing_they_dont_assign_social_security/ (capitaladequacy)
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Everyone just assumes that Judges are honorable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkle8v/everyone_just_assumes_that_judges_are_honorable/ ([deleted])
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You could be writing a world changing story, doing finances, finishing school work or more but if someone across from you sees you on your cell, they assume you are slacking off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkle79/you_could_be_writing_a_world_changing_story_doing/ (Po1sonator)
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Video did not end up killing the radio star after all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hklcar/video_did_not_end_up_killing_the_radio_star_after/ (RonNona)
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Batman was able neutralize multiple SWAT teams without using lethal force but just HAD to kill the injured, crazed guy armed with one revolver

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hklaus/batman_was_able_neutralize_multiple_swat_teams/ (kucafoia69)
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Only a select group of people can count their own hair strands, Usually Zero.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkl9o7/only_a_select_group_of_people_can_count_their_own/ (Marv395)
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Body shots and belly button lint

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkl912/body_shots_and_belly_button_lint/ (rabbitammo)
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Muscle memory is our body's way of caching.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkl7jv/muscle_memory_is_our_bodys_way_of_caching/ (Anasahmed)
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You most likely have never seen your own eye-rolls

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkl603/you_most_likely_have_never_seen_your_own_eyerolls/ (LingPo745)
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A majority of taken account usernames on websites and apps are probably dead accounts. People forgetting something like a email or password and start up another account.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkl550/a_majority_of_taken_account_usernames_on_websites/ (PineappleLife3)
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Parties would suck a lot more if helium didn't exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkl4s5/parties_would_suck_a_lot_more_if_helium_didnt/ (AmericanAprentice)
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Chopsticks are a perfectly viable option to eat cereal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkl4qy/chopsticks_are_a_perfectly_viable_option_to_eat/ (TheFemiFactor)
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A thought in the deep shower

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkl4ap/a_thought_in_the_deep_shower/ (TH3_N3TW0RK)
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Mayonnaise is chicken sauce.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkl41x/mayonnaise_is_chicken_sauce/ (everydaybro21)
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When you’re young, having the last word in a conversation is a win, when you get older having the last word in a conversation is not

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkl3pg/when_youre_young_having_the_last_word_in_a/ (Bobby_Be)
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Grape juice doesn't taste at all like grapes, but it sure as h*ck tastes like purple.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkl285/grape_juice_doesnt_taste_at_all_like_grapes_but/ (AmericanAprentice)
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Never trust anyone that won’t willingly admit to xeroxing a body part.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkl21h/never_trust_anyone_that_wont_willingly_admit_to/ (ThrowawayForLove42)
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Depression feels like what one feels while walking out of a dark theatre after watching a sad movie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkl0vk/depression_feels_like_what_one_feels_while/ (Meowmeow500)
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If you dream at night and daydream during the day, then having a nightmare in the day is probably just a mare.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkl0lf/if_you_dream_at_night_and_daydream_during_the_day/ (ColonelKerner)
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Everything is a slow dance if you ignore the music.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkl0a8/everything_is_a_slow_dance_if_you_ignore_the_music/ (DancingBear2020)
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The bigger the insect. The more you'll hesitate to kill it....except for roaches, those ugly bastards

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkkyad/the_bigger_the_insect_the_more_youll_hesitate_to/ (zackarylef)
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If Han Solo had a social media account he would have looked much better in carbonite.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkkxpd/if_han_solo_had_a_social_media_account_he_would/ (thatguy_jacobc)
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If Dr. Fauci had a daytime tv show, the other ~half would love him and be wearing masks too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkkxls/if_dr_fauci_had_a_daytime_tv_show_the_other_half/ (Sky_Million)
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When you make toast, you're adding crust to the cut sides of the bread too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkkxdh/when_you_make_toast_youre_adding_crust_to_the_cut/ (juice_box19)
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Cereal Companies are Almost Fully Dependent on Milk Companies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkkwtn/cereal_companies_are_almost_fully_dependent_on/ ([deleted])
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The existence of birds in fictional worlds implies that dinosaurs existed at some point in that world's history

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkkwd1/the_existence_of_birds_in_fictional_worlds/ (DarkStar5758)
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Therapy feels like taking a shower. You don’t really want to do it, but once you do holy hell you are cleansed and revived again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkkun3/therapy_feels_like_taking_a_shower_you_dont/ (FairyEarthChild)
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We’ve all thought about our adult bodies turning into a 2 year olds body, but not how horrifying it be if a 2 year old was turned into an adult.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkkujr/weve_all_thought_about_our_adult_bodies_turning/ (Raddyrode)
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Google is the main reason for most of us for knowing how genitals of opposite gender looks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkktxg/google_is_the_main_reason_for_most_of_us_for/ (HelloGayBoi)
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When the singularity happends the AI will know who said please and thank you to their mobile assistants

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkkt2h/when_the_singularity_happends_the_ai_will_know/ (ijustwannacomments)
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By adding “only” to the pessimistic-optimistic sentences (“half-full,half-empty”), the pessimistic-optimistic nature of the sentences is reversed (“only half-empty, only half-full”).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkkstv/by_adding_only_to_the_pessimisticoptimistic/ (UnplannedDissasembly)
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If you put a ‘student driver’ sticker on your car, no one will get mad because they think you’re inexperienced.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkkrgp/if_you_put_a_student_driver_sticker_on_your_car/ (CalvinT2114)
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If they ever teach a monkey to paint/draw, it’s drawings would probably be extremely unique from an entirely different perspective

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkkrbl/if_they_ever_teach_a_monkey_to_paintdraw_its/ ([deleted])
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They could get lots more people to wear face masks if they'd stop selling deodorant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkkqdw/they_could_get_lots_more_people_to_wear_face/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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Being unlucky requires luck.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkkq3n/being_unlucky_requires_luck/ (gocommitd1e)
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Cloudy with a chance of meatballs used to be a children’s book. Maybe someday they’ll make a movie based on the giving tree

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkkp5c/cloudy_with_a_chance_of_meatballs_used_to_be_a/ ([deleted])
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If no one can reach perfection then it must be infinitely good. However you always get closer to perfection but since it is infinite your efforts are also infinite making it so that you never get closer to perfection.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkkoek/if_no_one_can_reach_perfection_then_it_must_be/ (How_Question_Mark)
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When you do accidentally do something bad, you hope everyone has done it. When you do something good, you hope no one has done it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkkoaw/when_you_do_accidentally_do_something_bad_you/ (82rtis)
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In a lot of places, the only people who can watch fireworks displays will be the people we made fun of who recorded the last 5 years worth on their phones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkkny9/in_a_lot_of_places_the_only_people_who_can_watch/ (nyurf_nyorf)
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Some states have anti-mask laws, but are requiring the use of masks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkknl4/some_states_have_antimask_laws_but_are_requiring/ (Redacted-Reddit)
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The better the graphics get in video games, the easier it’ll probably be to fake our own deaths.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkkncw/the_better_the_graphics_get_in_video_games_the/ (ron_swansonator)
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The person you’ve cockblocked the most is probably your dad

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkkm71/the_person_youve_cockblocked_the_most_is_probably/ (2020Chapter)
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The word "Phablet" died a quick death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkklsj/the_word_phablet_died_a_quick_death/ (smedsterwho)
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An organ donor usually doesn’t want to be an organ donor

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkkk3o/an_organ_donor_usually_doesnt_want_to_be_an_organ/ (nathanhouston92)
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The fact that the town is named bikini bottom just goes to show how many jokes are layered throughout the show for adults to enjoy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkki5n/the_fact_that_the_town_is_named_bikini_bottom/ (squanto420sqanching)
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Hand ball could be a basketball mini game

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkkhl4/hand_ball_could_be_a_basketball_mini_game/ (silent-emu)
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Wrestling and water polo would probably be a lot more popular if the players didn’t have to basically wear bikini bottoms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkkhiz/wrestling_and_water_polo_would_probably_be_a_lot/ ([deleted])
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Men don't want to cheat, Men don't want to always beat their meat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkkgyp/men_dont_want_to_cheat_men_dont_want_to_always/ (tanann08)
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Every person in existence has won at least one race: race to the egg

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkkgaq/every_person_in_existence_has_won_at_least_one/ (Lizzie_Demon)
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As a kid we thought having an ice-maker in the refrigerator was a rich person thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkkfz0/as_a_kid_we_thought_having_an_icemaker_in_the/ (AqibTalib21)
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Plastic dinosaurs are made from real dinosaurs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkkf28/plastic_dinosaurs_are_made_from_real_dinosaurs/ ([deleted])
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One of our favorite foods is a descendent of dinosaurs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkketu/one_of_our_favorite_foods_is_a_descendent_of/ (jordonk83)
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If you think the Earth is flat, you do not deserve to use GPS navigation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkkeot/if_you_think_the_earth_is_flat_you_do_not_deserve/ (RFEngineer)
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A buoy is a reverse anchor

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkkehz/a_buoy_is_a_reverse_anchor/ (swagerstront)
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Using the electronics or the internet to transfer audio we were able to increase the speed of sound to be almost the same as the speed of light

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkkdpt/using_the_electronics_or_the_internet_to_transfer/ (inaudience)
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Few have ever used a single scissor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkkcyd/few_have_ever_used_a_single_scissor/ (Breeze_in_the_Trees)
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Since all the cells in the body replace themselves after 7-10 years, if an old mans life flashes before his eyes, most of the memories won’t be of him

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkkcdw/since_all_the_cells_in_the_body_replace/ (squanto420sqanching)
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Getting mad over being asked to put on a mask is the same as getting mad over being asked to put on a condom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkkbbt/getting_mad_over_being_asked_to_put_on_a_mask_is/ (vizmiz)
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You’re old for most of your life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkk9ea/youre_old_for_most_of_your_life/ (Jett_potato)
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if girls are made out of sugar spice and everything nice, then they are legally classified as a dessert.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkk7ng/if_girls_are_made_out_of_sugar_spice_and/ (Lord_Fagdington)
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Paper money is the only piece of paper where the number matters more than the quality of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkk6cq/paper_money_is_the_only_piece_of_paper_where_the/ (fernandeztahi)
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The Beatles song “Because” is based off of bad puns

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkk5uf/the_beatles_song_because_is_based_off_of_bad_puns/ (mercolorecords)
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People wanting Pandas to mate to save their species is probably the reason for their performance anxiety.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkk4dy/people_wanting_pandas_to_mate_to_save_their/ (puzh_buttonz)
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Armpit hairs are the gradient in texture from head-hair to pubes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkk3oz/armpit_hairs_are_the_gradient_in_texture_from/ (selviano)
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Anime characters are color coded by their hair

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkk395/anime_characters_are_color_coded_by_their_hair/ (FanOs4)
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There are probably a lot of world famous pornstars who’s dads still think they work at a drug store or a restaurant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkk35j/there_are_probably_a_lot_of_world_famous/ (squanto420sqanching)
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Scotty Kilmer is the real life Charlie Kelly after figuring out his life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkk355/scotty_kilmer_is_the_real_life_charlie_kelly/ (Justsomblokesopinion)
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Water is almost as deadly as it is necessary. If someone doesn’t drink enough or drinks too much, they die. If someone is surrounded by too much or too little water, they die. Someone can even drink water in a weird way and if enough gets in their lungs, they die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkk1eo/water_is_almost_as_deadly_as_it_is_necessary_if/ (squanto420sqanching)
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At some point, every YouTuber will have to post their last video.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkk0sc/at_some_point_every_youtuber_will_have_to_post/ (Opirentis)
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if all dystopia films have a horrible appearance and a black sky if some kind of dystopia really does happen and it doesn't look like that almost nobody will notice how horrible the situation is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkjzls/if_all_dystopia_films_have_a_horrible_appearance/ (nmber9)
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Dentists and orthodontists have an unfair advantage when playing the Watch Your Mouth game

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkjzcy/dentists_and_orthodontists_have_an_unfair/ (canigetawoop_woop)
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Nobody has ever seen anything truely black.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkjzbl/nobody_has_ever_seen_anything_truely_black/ (adamb013)
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Ice cream might expire really quickly, but we will never find out because it always remains frozen untill you eat it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkjxwl/ice_cream_might_expire_really_quickly_but_we_will/ (chris-kras)
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The most popular prosthetic limb in the world is a dildo

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkjww2/the_most_popular_prosthetic_limb_in_the_world_is/ (HarbingerAK)
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Teaching people to use numbers (ratings, views, likes, percentage points, bottom line, etc) as a substitute for a genuine moral compass just encourages intellectually lazy people to be toxic stains on humanity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkjwp5/teaching_people_to_use_numbers_ratings_views/ (ErwinFurwinPurrwin)
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We view ants as the strongest organisms when compared to their size, but ants probably view humans the same way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hkjqqh/we_view_ants_as_the_strongest_organisms_when/ (YaBoiOheb)
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Bandaids only keep cuts and scrapes out of view.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hk3qly/bandaids_only_keep_cuts_and_scrapes_out_of_view/ (MattOnePointO)
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The fruits we know are descendants of dinosaurs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjgiyk/the_fruits_we_know_are_descendants_of_dinosaurs/ (luizfaria22)
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You might not have had an original thought in your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjdctx/you_might_not_have_had_an_original_thought_in/ (stellas15)
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Money is an gift card for everything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjd769/money_is_an_gift_card_for_everything/ (jackyolo23)
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Selling liquid nitrogen is literally making money out of air.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjd5l4/selling_liquid_nitrogen_is_literally_making_money/ (sans_the_comicc)
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There are massive parts of the internet that most of us will never see or even be aware of because we speak the wrong language.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjd5es/there_are_massive_parts_of_the_internet_that_most/ (Username_Tim)
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Italy invading Greece in WWII and losing is like the historical equivalent of trying to do your stepmom but getting refused

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjd4w2/italy_invading_greece_in_wwii_and_losing_is_like/ (askh1302)
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Dreams could just be flashes from your lives in parallel universes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjd4rv/dreams_could_just_be_flashes_from_your_lives_in/ (Gustavus666)
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Kitty katswell skin is smooth like a human

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjd35j/kitty_katswell_skin_is_smooth_like_a_human/ (cobra1commander)
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The word impossible is nearly impossible to use correctly since almost everything in possible we just don't know it yet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjd2j5/the_word_impossible_is_nearly_impossible_to_use/ (DR-Ginger2909)
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Cleaning up is simultaneously the most frustrating and most satisfying task ever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjcwq7/cleaning_up_is_simultaneously_the_most/ (FossaRed)
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Hot showers give you deep, long thoughts. Cold showers give you spiky, little thoughts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjcvqm/hot_showers_give_you_deep_long_thoughts_cold/ (dnrtldg)
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I'm pretty sure that Monopoly guy was dead and no one even said a word to Ace Ventura about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjcvf2/im_pretty_sure_that_monopoly_guy_was_dead_and_no/ (McVeeth)
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Exercises that don’t use weights and just your body, like pull ups, push ups, sit ups, etc. all get harder the more you do them, cause you gain muscle weight and thus have better results.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjcveb/exercises_that_dont_use_weights_and_just_your/ (ItsJackNotJohn1)
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People get confused with left and right, but not up and down

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjcs7r/people_get_confused_with_left_and_right_but_not/ ([deleted])
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Bodies of water that are "animal infested" are actually human infested

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjcrn8/bodies_of_water_that_are_animal_infested_are/ (MinerDiner)
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If Andy's toys come to life when he leaves the room, his mom's toys must have interesting stories to tell

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjcqrl/if_andys_toys_come_to_life_when_he_leaves_the/ (FlippyIsKing18)
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Having allergies feels like you're always the topic of a gossip somewhere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjcqfb/having_allergies_feels_like_youre_always_the/ (AlEX_ENiGMUS)
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Most of us who reference the Dunning-Kruger effect are under the Dunning-Kruger effect about the Dunning-Kruger effect.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjcp2d/most_of_us_who_reference_the_dunningkruger_effect/ (PatPetPitPotPut)
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The most stared at wall in history is probably behind the most used urinal in history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjcozo/the_most_stared_at_wall_in_history_is_probably/ (RjoTTU-bio)
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An eraser probably would have come in handy as they made mistakes working to invent the eraser.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjcoyu/an_eraser_probably_would_have_come_in_handy_as/ (GrizzledTheGrizzly)
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The more ignorant a person is about their surroundings and world issues, the happier they are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjcmtt/the_more_ignorant_a_person_is_about_their/ (Anthonybrose)
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People who refuse to wear face mask do it because they can’t withstand their breath .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjcm5v/people_who_refuse_to_wear_face_mask_do_it_because/ (th3xhero)
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All these new mask requirements must be really brutal on anyone who reads lips when communicating.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjckqo/all_these_new_mask_requirements_must_be_really/ (co2_druid)
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Men are usually deemed sexy by the layers of clothing they wear, like a suit, whilst women are deemed sexy by how little clothing they wear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjckjz/men_are_usually_deemed_sexy_by_the_layers_of/ (Kit_35)
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If a programmer being able to talk to computers lets them control it, then Aquaman is a fish programmer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjckhe/if_a_programmer_being_able_to_talk_to_computers/ (GrizzledTheGrizzly)
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Insecure girls tend to reject compliments, while insecure guys take them as an opportunity to brag

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjckd6/insecure_girls_tend_to_reject_compliments_while/ (Friendly5GLizardJew)
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If humans in the past used animal bones as instruments, other animals in the past might have also used our bones for the same purpose sometimes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjck8l/if_humans_in_the_past_used_animal_bones_as/ (Beginnerer)
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Colorblind people are people who haven't fell for the optical illusion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjcgah/colorblind_people_are_people_who_havent_fell_for/ (MogosCZ)
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Nicki Minaj is a highly successful musician who's constantly moving and working. Despite her marketing as a "hoe", you probably have a more active sex life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjcfvt/nicki_minaj_is_a_highly_successful_musician_whos/ (BabylonBash)
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If taking a dump for your is a bloody battle then sharting yourself is the the intro music you walk into the octagon to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjcflj/if_taking_a_dump_for_your_is_a_bloody_battle_then/ (patschillin)
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In Harry potter and the goblet of fire, Brendan Gleeson plays Barty Croupton Jr longer than David Tennant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjcbex/in_harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire_brendan/ (Myndust)
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Your leg slow touching floor for very long, you tired. Your body and leg fast, you exhausted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjcb5w/your_leg_slow_touching_floor_for_very_long_you/ (Beginnerer)
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Game developers started cutting split screen when the game systems finally started getting powerful enough to do it smoothly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjcaa5/game_developers_started_cutting_split_screen_when/ (Doqtori)
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Philosophers are people with permanent post nut clarity on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjc9vl/philosophers_are_people_with_permanent_post_nut/ (MahatamaGandhi)
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Brain surgery is not rocket science

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjc7cw/brain_surgery_is_not_rocket_science/ (lesgus)
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It must be really easy for good actors to play the role of an actor

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjc602/it_must_be_really_easy_for_good_actors_to_play/ (Ark_Knight463)
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Having allergies feels like you're always the topic someqhere of a gossip.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjc4ao/having_allergies_feels_like_youre_always_the/ (AlEX_ENiGMUS)
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People in movies jump out of windows but somehow never get a single cut from it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjc3wn/people_in_movies_jump_out_of_windows_but_somehow/ (Communist-panda123)
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If clocks went backwards there would still be 24 hours in a day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjc2fq/if_clocks_went_backwards_there_would_still_be_24/ (Seedpound)
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Humans don't wash their kids by licking like other animals do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjc25t/humans_dont_wash_their_kids_by_licking_like_other/ (every_other_freackle)
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Bullshitting is the only way to get ahead at work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjbzq5/bullshitting_is_the_only_way_to_get_ahead_at_work/ (gal_in_red)
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There have been hundreds of generations of people who have lived and died without knowing that ice and snow existed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjby4m/there_have_been_hundreds_of_generations_of_people/ (wigglyspine)
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Having allergies feels like being always the topic somewhere of a gossip.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjbx14/having_allergies_feels_like_being_always_the/ ([deleted])
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The only lifeform that are not parasites are the photosynthetic ones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjbvlp/the_only_lifeform_that_are_not_parasites_are_the/ (childrenofkorlis)
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An animated skeleton to keep itself clean would have to use toothbrush and toothpaste in the whole body

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjbu2e/an_animated_skeleton_to_keep_itself_clean_would/ (childrenofkorlis)
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There had to have been *at least* one daycare center on the Death Star

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjbtkb/there_had_to_have_been_at_least_one_daycare/ (vexed_chexmix)
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It's easy to take a nap regardless of whether you're using a blanket. However it is harder to sleep without a blanket than with one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjbthl/its_easy_to_take_a_nap_regardless_of_whether/ (Yourwaifuismywaifu)
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You know you've made it when you appear with a Muppet or Sesame Street character.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjbr07/you_know_youve_made_it_when_you_appear_with_a/ (girlsgonetame)
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It’s good that we don’t need to clean our bones like we have to clean our teeth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjbqvv/its_good_that_we_dont_need_to_clean_our_bones/ (The-Holy-Sheep)
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The offspring of a piranha with a rabbit could became the ultimate global weapon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjbqbb/the_offspring_of_a_piranha_with_a_rabbit_could/ (childrenofkorlis)
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We are merely hostages to our bodies. it’s kind of scary to think that we are not complete. we need consistent sources of food to function, and sleep to recharge. We’re just flesh robots.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjbo6b/we_are_merely_hostages_to_our_bodies_its_kind_of/ (darkgen1e)
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Lamps in video games use real electricity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjbmmz/lamps_in_video_games_use_real_electricity/ (ElskerShadow)
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Apple Music is a digital songbook.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjbhw4/apple_music_is_a_digital_songbook/ (itspastmybathtime)
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A vacuum is absolutely nothing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjbhi6/a_vacuum_is_absolutely_nothing/ (SergeantPsycho)
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We have AI driving cars and piloting drones, but we'r still counting pulls or guessing whether the ceiling fan is on low, medium or high setting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjbh5c/we_have_ai_driving_cars_and_piloting_drones_but/ (5enti3nt)
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When you are on a dual sim phone you can talk to yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjbg2l/when_you_are_on_a_dual_sim_phone_you_can_talk_to/ (whitepinecircle)
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In many bird species, males are typically more colorful and eccentric to try and attract the attention of females, whereas in humans it’s usually the opposite

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjbftf/in_many_bird_species_males_are_typically_more/ (staple_freak1607)
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Everyone is addicted to a drug: Dopamine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjbd1y/everyone_is_addicted_to_a_drug_dopamine/ (BananaEclipse)
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If we all wear masks for the rest of our lives, society’s standards of beauty will very much change.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjbcm7/if_we_all_wear_masks_for_the_rest_of_our_lives/ (johnnyphil937)
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A lot of people's lives started and ended drinking from a bottle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjbbnt/a_lot_of_peoples_lives_started_and_ended_drinking/ (MrMan306)
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Kids of the 80s and 90s had no way to predict how oftem theyd have conversations while pooping in the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjba7o/kids_of_the_80s_and_90s_had_no_way_to_predict_how/ (Evergreen_Night)
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The first photographer to double expose their film basically invented Photoshop...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjb9vo/the_first_photographer_to_double_expose_their/ (applecatcher)
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Trees are the Earth's hair follicles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjb78y/trees_are_the_earths_hair_follicles/ (clairsentientbeing)
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Every tech company nowadays is looking for a junior developer with the experience of a senior developer for the salary of the intern.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjb65y/every_tech_company_nowadays_is_looking_for_a/ (lordkushagra)
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When eating meat, we're a bunch of cells eating a bunch of cells. When eating vegetables, we're a bunch of cells eating a different kind of cells.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjb3t1/when_eating_meat_were_a_bunch_of_cells_eating_a/ (PignaBatman)
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Amazon Delivery drivers basically drive around ding dong ditching people all day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjb2nw/amazon_delivery_drivers_basically_drive_around/ (hippiegoogler)
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Children are probably more disappointed by the fact that you can't walk on clouds than the fact that santa isn't real

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjb2mq/children_are_probably_more_disappointed_by_the/ (joene47)
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The existence of the medium implies the existence of the soft and hard or small and large.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjb22j/the_existence_of_the_medium_implies_the_existence/ (THEFATTESTBATMAN)
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Removing seeds from a fruit is technically killing their unborn children

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjb1re/removing_seeds_from_a_fruit_is_technically/ (TechnicalyNotRobot)
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We crawled from the sea to evolve into humans, some of whom can't swim.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjb18b/we_crawled_from_the_sea_to_evolve_into_humans/ (prophylaxitive)
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Five percent of the twenty twenties are already over.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjb0rt/five_percent_of_the_twenty_twenties_are_already/ (Jndst21)
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There are many types of Nevermind

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjb05z/there_are_many_types_of_nevermind/ (MyPringle)
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Asking future employees to "be able to multi-task" in job ads is the same thing as asking drivers to be able to text while driving

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjaxac/asking_future_employees_to_be_able_to_multitask/ (n21lv)
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They got rid of Michael on the Office, just to make Andy a less likeable version of Michael.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjax1d/they_got_rid_of_michael_on_the_office_just_to/ (LawsOfWonderland)
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If you have a big sneeze inside your mask, you become acutely aware of its ability to trap respiratory droplets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjawqb/if_you_have_a_big_sneeze_inside_your_mask_you/ (Took-the-Blue-Pill)
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Sleep becomes even more awesome when you realize that you are constantly losing weight while you sleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjausd/sleep_becomes_even_more_awesome_when_you_realize/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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Losing weight is surprisingly difficult considering that you can do it by literally sitting around and doing nothing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjauem/losing_weight_is_surprisingly_difficult/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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Almost all other lifeforms on Earth would have a better quality of life if humans went extinct. Domesticated animals may not - but they would have liberty, and a life more in tune with their inner, primal drives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjau9c/almost_all_other_lifeforms_on_earth_would_have_a/ (sertulariae)
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Porta Potties could just as easily have been Totable Toilets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjasxn/porta_potties_could_just_as_easily_have_been/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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If you water water, it grows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjaq5o/if_you_water_water_it_grows/ (MrRoxs)
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Just imagine if your mom was a mermaid and your dad was a minotaur and you were born with both human parts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjaoyz/just_imagine_if_your_mom_was_a_mermaid_and_your/ (spanky2222)
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"in reality they're not after m3 they're after y0u" is the politician instagram trend

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjane9/in_reality_theyre_not_after_m3_theyre_after_y0u/ (offeverynight)
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People with bad breath are finally realizing it because of face masks!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjajfv/people_with_bad_breath_are_finally_realizing_it/ (Afterthelurking)
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The first animal probably had no idea it could die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjai32/the_first_animal_probably_had_no_idea_it_could_die/ (Bob-the-Rob)
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Everything in the world is either a banana or not

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjai0o/everything_in_the_world_is_either_a_banana_or_not/ (MrRoxs)
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Catwoman would give terrible blowjobs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hjah6r/catwoman_would_give_terrible_blowjobs/ (IGrant1wish)
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The job you work which you hate is likely the dream job of many unemployed people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiy6by/the_job_you_work_which_you_hate_is_likely_the/ (2020Chapter)
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We're all brave until we realize cockroaches have wings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiy0su/were_all_brave_until_we_realize_cockroaches_have/ (Nos2_50)
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People with brown eyes have tinted windows to the soul.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hixzhm/people_with_brown_eyes_have_tinted_windows_to_the/ (NotAnyOrdinaryPsycho)
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If a person is captive or stranded on an island without scissors or sharp tools, they could still shorten their hair by breaking small bunches/strands of hair.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hixxng/if_a_person_is_captive_or_stranded_on_an_island/ (Livsabeast)
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Many seafood restaurants showcase their most impressive creatures who are on death row

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hixx72/many_seafood_restaurants_showcase_their_most/ (2020Chapter)
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The “gut feeling” is coming from our subconscious mind and the brain can analyse and draw conclusions so fast, that we are not even sure why we “feel” that something might be off or weird, when in fact, our mind works out every detail of our surroundings in a matter of seconds and gives us feedback.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hixx27/the_gut_feeling_is_coming_from_our_subconscious/ (jukabukaer)
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The dried worms on the sidewalk are chips for birds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hixwxv/the_dried_worms_on_the_sidewalk_are_chips_for/ (Beardog2020)
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Possibly the greatest piece of food-related marketing was convincing men that buying packaged meat was manly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hixwop/possibly_the_greatest_piece_of_foodrelated/ (Xander_Cloud)
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When it comes to having your friend’s back, Undead Mages in D&D took it in a literal sense.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hixwjy/when_it_comes_to_having_your_friends_back_undead/ (Mister-Seer)
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Wearing a mask by yourself in your vehicle doesn't do anything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hixvc8/wearing_a_mask_by_yourself_in_your_vehicle_doesnt/ (jakesim2)
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Contacts double as screen protectors for your eyes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hixuwq/contacts_double_as_screen_protectors_for_your_eyes/ (Kierran169)
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Cereal boxes don't get read like they used to

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hixtan/cereal_boxes_dont_get_read_like_they_used_to/ (moneybot13)
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The one thing we all wait our entire lives for is our funeral.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hixrv1/the_one_thing_we_all_wait_our_entire_lives_for_is/ (slykly1)
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I've never been to someone elses house whose had the same cutlery as me

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hixr3t/ive_never_been_to_someone_elses_house_whose_had/ (cynical_radish)
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The intro to The Simpsons is more or less a mirror image of the intro to The Jetsons.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hixq8k/the_intro_to_the_simpsons_is_more_or_less_a/ (DaveyBoy1995)
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Bugs are living as if it’s Attack on Titan

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hixoy8/bugs_are_living_as_if_its_attack_on_titan/ (Captain-Murica4)
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Being a kid and learning that punches and kicks in real life didn’t have sound effects is a real bummer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hixouq/being_a_kid_and_learning_that_punches_and_kicks/ (MileHighScrub)
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The reason the Foot Clan and Shredder wear masks is to hide the stench from the TMNT

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hixmg3/the_reason_the_foot_clan_and_shredder_wear_masks/ (Captain-Murica4)
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The Internet has created a generation who give bad reviews to movies and games they haven't even watched or played.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hixm54/the_internet_has_created_a_generation_who_give/ (The_Last_Boy_Scout)
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Your alphabetical position in class significantly impacts on your enjoyment of school

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hixllb/your_alphabetical_position_in_class_significantly/ (2020Chapter)
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It's much more scary getting out of the dark rather than going into it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hixjv2/its_much_more_scary_getting_out_of_the_dark/ (Soldier55267)
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A significant number of people that watch The Weather Channel also refuse to wear a mask.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hixgeu/a_significant_number_of_people_that_watch_the/ (gatsby712)
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There's a fair chance someone thought of something revolutionary but then assumed it must've occurred to someone else before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hixg2l/theres_a_fair_chance_someone_thought_of_something/ (AwesomeHAB)
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Asexual people literally don't give a fuck

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hixccr/asexual_people_literally_dont_give_a_fuck/ (Nothendear)
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The most logical frame of reference is a non-self-centered frame of reference.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hixcbo/the_most_logical_frame_of_reference_is_a/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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We only really notice how useful eyelashes are once they’ve failed to stop something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hixaf1/we_only_really_notice_how_useful_eyelashes_are/ (Gendrys-Rowboat)
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If MMA Fighters Were Police, We’d Have Less Deaths

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hixa60/if_mma_fighters_were_police_wed_have_less_deaths/ (SocialAssassin4Hire)
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Either teeth have no taste or our taste buds have just become very used to the taste of them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hix966/either_teeth_have_no_taste_or_our_taste_buds_have/ (everythingistaken0)
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Reverse psychology only occurs if we’re told what not to do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hix7no/reverse_psychology_only_occurs_if_were_told_what/ (Toa-Magnus)
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We only explored 5% of the ocean, meaning there is no proof mermaids and a secret society doesn’t exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hix6zx/we_only_explored_5_of_the_ocean_meaning_there_is/ (SkyAir457)
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You know you left your childhood when you don’t make faces at the video monitors at the store.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hix36p/you_know_you_left_your_childhood_when_you_dont/ (andrewanthonio)
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Every letter and number is a sponsor in the Sesame Street world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hix2yx/every_letter_and_number_is_a_sponsor_in_the/ (Captain-Murica4)
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No matter how fucked up your family is, your mother can never be your sister, only step-sister

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hix2jg/no_matter_how_fucked_up_your_family_is_your/ (husbus)
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If a bunch of people ejaculated from a high place, it would literally be raining men

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hix2f9/if_a_bunch_of_people_ejaculated_from_a_high_place/ (garyhoovinshnimer)
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The fact that you have to pretend your sleeping to actually sleep is mind boggling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hix1yc/the_fact_that_you_have_to_pretend_your_sleeping/ (-_W00VY_-)
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If Biden wins, he will probably have to go in an apology tour.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hix1wp/if_biden_wins_he_will_probably_have_to_go_in_an/ (aborneling)
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Captain Crunch is more well know than most actual military captains.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hix1vb/captain_crunch_is_more_well_know_than_most_actual/ (DaleJrFan_62)
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If dogs were able to comprehend how many people/animals are inside the average apartment they walk by, they would lose their collective minds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hix1qf/if_dogs_were_able_to_comprehend_how_many/ (andhelostthem)
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Many people might have the World Record for something, and haven't noticed yet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hix1e2/many_people_might_have_the_world_record_for/ (Proud-Search)
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If Nintendo stuck with Sony to create a CD add-on for the N64, then they might still be the only big player in the console gaming industry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hix1au/if_nintendo_stuck_with_sony_to_create_a_cd_addon/ ([deleted])
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Living like Larry was the original YOLO.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hix0i5/living_like_larry_was_the_original_yolo/ (Wmarquis45)
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Idioms are metaphors at high frequency.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiwzkr/idioms_are_metaphors_at_high_frequency/ (Invictus_77)
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If a dog suddenly turned into a human, people would probably just assume they’re some random person on molly or meth or both

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiwyrx/if_a_dog_suddenly_turned_into_a_human_people/ (squanto420sqanching)
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Tortillas can almost always replace bread but bread can never replace tortillas

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiwws0/tortillas_can_almost_always_replace_bread_but/ (intheflesh93)
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Becoming vegetarian after 10 year of eating too much meat is going non-turkey.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiwveh/becoming_vegetarian_after_10_year_of_eating_too/ (pikknz)
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If cats suddenly turned into humans, they probably wouldn’t really stick out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiwugi/if_cats_suddenly_turned_into_humans_they_probably/ (squanto420sqanching)
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Whoever invented disc golf was probably just trying to give frisbees a better reputation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiwu2s/whoever_invented_disc_golf_was_probably_just/ ([deleted])
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The ninja turtles probably smell like shit meaning they’d make terrible ninjas because you would smell them coming

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiwtxa/the_ninja_turtles_probably_smell_like_shit/ (artcostanza82)
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Because of sperm banks, women can have kids anytime they want without interacting with the opposite sex, but a man needs to get into a relationship or have a one night stand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiwtge/because_of_sperm_banks_women_can_have_kids/ (Ahmneo)
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Developers could add just one easter egg to a game and people might spend years hunting for more convinced it’s just really well hidden.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiwro0/developers_could_add_just_one_easter_egg_to_a/ ([deleted])
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No matter how hard you stir a drink, there will always be at least 1 atom of drink that will return to the exact same spot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiwrip/no_matter_how_hard_you_stir_a_drink_there_will/ (-supertoxic-)
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Covering our mouth is awkward, but covering our eyes is cool

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiwqm2/covering_our_mouth_is_awkward_but_covering_our/ (Internal_Efficiency)
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Some teachers are the result of them having bad teachers and others are the result of having good teachers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiwqlf/some_teachers_are_the_result_of_them_having_bad/ (Daniel_G7)
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If pubs did a kind of Bring Your Own Glass thing when they re-open, they would finally see the true extent of how many people steal their glasses in normal times

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiwqfx/if_pubs_did_a_kind_of_bring_your_own_glass_thing/ (TablesofTime)
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Since peanuts and grapes are both fruits, trail mix is a fruit salad

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiwovi/since_peanuts_and_grapes_are_both_fruits_trail/ (SirCampYourLane)
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It must be really awkward introducing two famous people to each other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiwosw/it_must_be_really_awkward_introducing_two_famous/ (Joe_Barnacle)
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If a kid refuses to take a nap, he's technically refusing "arrest"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiwnhj/if_a_kid_refuses_to_take_a_nap_hes_technically/ (Manette85)
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If parents love their children no matter how bad they are that either makes them very good parents or very bad parents.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiwm7m/if_parents_love_their_children_no_matter_how_bad/ (Atalkingpizzabox)
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As dark colours absorb more light and get hotter, dark people are scientifically hotter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiwk4y/as_dark_colours_absorb_more_light_and_get_hotter/ (lc_marques)
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A good way to test whether a conspiracy theory is true is to order someone to investigate it and see if they get killed under weird circumstances.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiwk4h/a_good_way_to_test_whether_a_conspiracy_theory_is/ (Lum1nar)
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Both bad teachers and good teachers make students want to become teachers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiwjgw/both_bad_teachers_and_good_teachers_make_students/ ([deleted])
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Since pi is infinite, somewhere in it there is a series of digits that when converted to pixels creates an image of yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiwjcv/since_pi_is_infinite_somewhere_in_it_there_is_a/ (vRayo11)
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We are all part of the same concise, thus perceiving reality differently, so that creates reality itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiwi1s/we_are_all_part_of_the_same_concise_thus/ (greenIIonion)
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Pants are the ultimate cock-block.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiwhsk/pants_are_the_ultimate_cockblock/ (SubZeroDawn)
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Soon we might have a Mars' got talent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiwg5r/soon_we_might_have_a_mars_got_talent/ (Louis6775)
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You've probably never seen the back of your head outside of a barbershop

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiwfgb/youve_probably_never_seen_the_back_of_your_head/ (JohnConnor27)
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Depending on how bad it gets, to future historians, we might be considered to be living in the year 1 PCE (post COV era)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiwebt/depending_on_how_bad_it_gets_to_future_historians/ (Ataraxyy)
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Friends come and go but family... comes and goes a lot slower

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiwdto/friends_come_and_go_but_family_comes_and_goes_a/ ([deleted])
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When you think of something the little voice in your head is not forced to go all the way to the end of the sentence before you catch the meaning. It's wonderful. Thought is instantaneous.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiwdpr/when_you_think_of_something_the_little_voice_in/ (Pietro2054)
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Keyboards must be super comfortable for how often cats like to lay on them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiwcuh/keyboards_must_be_super_comfortable_for_how_often/ (aGamingAsian)
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We are probably the first generations who have seen more faked and acted emotions than real ones during their lifetime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiwc9l/we_are_probably_the_first_generations_who_have/ (Lum1nar)
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If the sun is a Star is are all the Stars a sun

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiwbau/if_the_sun_is_a_star_is_are_all_the_stars_a_sun/ ([deleted])
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There are millions of mites in your eyebrows and eyelashes so you’re never really alone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiwb5h/there_are_millions_of_mites_in_your_eyebrows_and/ (squanto420sqanching)
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If a company came out with a thank you card for a thank you card then you would have a perpetual card giving scenario that would last a person's lifetime

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiwa72/if_a_company_came_out_with_a_thank_you_card_for_a/ (Seedpound)
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"Bitch" has very different meanings based on the gender of who it's referring to

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiw9lr/bitch_has_very_different_meanings_based_on_the/ (TheMoris)
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the first life form to fly had the sky to itself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiw8w4/the_first_life_form_to_fly_had_the_sky_to_itself/ (kskelts)
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C is for cow, ca caca cacao.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiw8ea/c_is_for_cow_ca_caca_cacao/ (howismyspelling)
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According to games like Mario Party, Gumbas can hold things without touching them making them Telekinetic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiw8c4/according_to_games_like_mario_party_gumbas_can/ (danethegreat24)
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You don't pull your pants down, you push them down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiw6x3/you_dont_pull_your_pants_down_you_push_them_down/ ([deleted])
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You don't make any mistakes when you're talking during internal monologue

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiw3dr/you_dont_make_any_mistakes_when_youre_talking/ (Amer_004)
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People yawn from watching other people yawn, but people don’t yawn because they watched their dog yawn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiw2b7/people_yawn_from_watching_other_people_yawn_but/ (VicSerge)
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A See-Saw is technically a Human weighing scale.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hivzw3/a_seesaw_is_technically_a_human_weighing_scale/ (Skyecher)
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We all are NPCs in different games minding our own business but one day the protagonist of our game will interact with us and everything in our will life get fucked up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hivyfe/we_all_are_npcs_in_different_games_minding_our/ (Razzzorr)
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Kids no longer need to worry about using the telephone during a thunder storm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hivy78/kids_no_longer_need_to_worry_about_using_the/ (ThiccPikachuu)
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We assume that the suffering of other animals is less intense than ours, because they are not self-aware. We could be totally wrong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hivxbk/we_assume_that_the_suffering_of_other_animals_is/ (neo-0K)
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You have probably missed being in a terrible accident by a hair and not even realised it because your earphones were in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hivwee/you_have_probably_missed_being_in_a_terrible/ (Fire_nze)
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Mint tastes good as an herb in food, and yet, food tastes bad after you’ve brushed your teeth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hivqgj/mint_tastes_good_as_an_herb_in_food_and_yet_food/ ([deleted])
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A watermelon has the same texture as wet floral foam

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hivoe7/a_watermelon_has_the_same_texture_as_wet_floral/ (MrMcQwerty)
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In the early 90s Japan used to be a magical mystical wonderland to kids in the west due to no internet and regional releases

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hivnco/in_the_early_90s_japan_used_to_be_a_magical/ (Thorry84)
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Tom Ellis from Lucifer looks like a mix between Hugh Jackman, Ben Affleck and Paul Rudd

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hivmzd/tom_ellis_from_lucifer_looks_like_a_mix_between/ (kingkevin139)
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All life forms are equal in value. Humans as just one particular strand in the web of life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hivmxs/all_life_forms_are_equal_in_value_humans_as_just/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Everybody close to you each knows a part of you so if they all would gather and combine their parts they would know way too much about you...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hivlnv/everybody_close_to_you_each_knows_a_part_of_you/ (pineapplraccoon)
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If we introduced sharks to kids the way we do dinosaurs, maybe sharks wouldn’t be demonized as much.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hivl3s/if_we_introduced_sharks_to_kids_the_way_we_do/ (JosephP20jr)
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Winking while smiling makes you look cool. Winking while frowning makes you look like you're having a stroke.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hivl1f/winking_while_smiling_makes_you_look_cool_winking/ (haddock420)
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Remove the bg music and we'll know how good the actor is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hivk23/remove_the_bg_music_and_well_know_how_good_the/ (ss045)
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Your experiences, your thoughts and your feelings are not separate from the rest. They are interconnected and interdependent with all living creatures, the whole of nature and it’s beauty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hivjsw/your_experiences_your_thoughts_and_your_feelings/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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If you’re ever feeling lonely, remember there are billions of cells in your body and all they care about is you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hivj2q/if_youre_ever_feeling_lonely_remember_there_are/ (LittleJohnny_nutter)
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If you live for seventy five years and get 8 hours of sleep a night you’re only awake for fifty of those years

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hivh9a/if_you_live_for_seventy_five_years_and_get_8/ (scps53770)
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If two more tech companies with initials D and L were to join the market leaders, then the acronym FAANG would change to GANDALF

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hivf2r/if_two_more_tech_companies_with_initials_d_and_l/ (c0mrade34)
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We abuse land because we regard it as a commodity belonging to us. When we see land as a community to which we belong, we may begin to use it with love and respect.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hive5n/we_abuse_land_because_we_regard_it_as_a_commodity/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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When you celebrate becoming the oldest person in the world, you are not celebrating your age, just the fact that the previous record holder died.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiv5ik/when_you_celebrate_becoming_the_oldest_person_in/ (AngularClaw)
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Humans are better at believing out of convenience than out of conviction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiv3v8/humans_are_better_at_believing_out_of_convenience/ (i_harry)
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Many of us are enjoying the consumption of legitimate marijuana, while others are suffering in forced confinement for trying to enjoy it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiv2cx/many_of_us_are_enjoying_the_consumption_of/ (Chachmaster3000)
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We share great-great-great-great-(etc) grandmothers with broccoli

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiv16n/we_share_greatgreatgreatgreatetc_grandmothers/ (neo-0K)
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The only difference between the bravest, toughest dog in the world and the wimpiest dog in the world is a fence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiv0dm/the_only_difference_between_the_bravest_toughest/ (cosmicnate)
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A lazy eye is really the more curious eye.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiuza7/a_lazy_eye_is_really_the_more_curious_eye/ (UneducatedPerson)
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The difference between stalagmites and stalactites are easy to remember; Stalagmites hang from the ceiling like the tail on a "g". Stalactites rise from the ground similar to the "t".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiuy7e/the_difference_between_stalagmites_and/ (MooseInNoose)
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The actors who portrayed slaves in the movie Blood Diamond got paid more than the actual diamond minings slaves of Sierra Leone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiutmi/the_actors_who_portrayed_slaves_in_the_movie/ (FoxyPhil88)
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People wouldn't have to complain about finding new subs and posts if the search function actually worked

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiut2g/people_wouldnt_have_to_complain_about_finding_new/ (ProfessionalCar1)
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You can measure how doomed a society is by how unwilling they are to adapt in the face of a catastrophe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiusqj/you_can_measure_how_doomed_a_society_is_by_how/ (Spider99999)
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Luke Skywalker alone blew up more planets than 2 out of the 3 Death Stars that were built

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hius9r/luke_skywalker_alone_blew_up_more_planets_than_2/ (sanana_the_skenana1)
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In the more recent Gorillaz videos, 2-D is re-created in 3D.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiuqcy/in_the_more_recent_gorillaz_videos_2d_is/ (ccricers)
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Seeing the legs of a dead body is far more depressing than seeing the arms

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiunvv/seeing_the_legs_of_a_dead_body_is_far_more/ (Afraid_By_Snow)
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We have a human tendency to believe that frequently changing numbers will not stray too far from their perceived "average"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiun1f/we_have_a_human_tendency_to_believe_that/ (Trebord_)
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Animals' pain tolerance must be so much higher than ours. Especially wild animals that get injured/ attacked and have to keep moving to survive. Some animals must be in pain almost constantly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiul8g/animals_pain_tolerance_must_be_so_much_higher/ (firetothislife)
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Almost all of the water on Earth is underwater.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiujq4/almost_all_of_the_water_on_earth_is_underwater/ (AcridBrimistic)
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The number nine was the closest to never existing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiuh75/the_number_nine_was_the_closest_to_never_existing/ (flapjackbandit00)
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One day all your favorite youtubers will stop posting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiubmt/one_day_all_your_favorite_youtubers_will_stop/ (DRAGON_SNIPER)
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Everyone has at one point been the youngest person in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiubjf/everyone_has_at_one_point_been_the_youngest/ ([deleted])
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It is kinda depressing knowing that there are a lot of songs you would love but you‘ll never hear

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiu530/it_is_kinda_depressing_knowing_that_there_are_a/ (mafriese)
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Vampires in the mirror universe are invisible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiu3qb/vampires_in_the_mirror_universe_are_invisible/ (Copterinx)
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you may have already bought the clothes you’ll be buried in

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiu37j/you_may_have_already_bought_the_clothes_youll_be/ (SarahIsTrans)
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A woman with a penis is less weird than a man with a vagina

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hitzzf/a_woman_with_a_penis_is_less_weird_than_a_man/ (Dotkan253)
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Too much light makes everything seem dark.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hitz7n/too_much_light_makes_everything_seem_dark/ (jphiliphorne)
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No one cares to question that there are in fact 7 billion people in the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hitz6g/no_one_cares_to_question_that_there_are_in_fact_7/ (OnurZ115)
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Mirrors are the opposite of windows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hitv7z/mirrors_are_the_opposite_of_windows/ (Mr-Derpinator)
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Because of internet and online learning, being self-taught doesn't seem all that impressive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hitt75/because_of_internet_and_online_learning_being/ (Iamyourfears)
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When someone is genuinely concerned they have a whole lot of questions. When someone is trying to hide something they have a whole lot of answers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hitrhy/when_someone_is_genuinely_concerned_they_have_a/ (GLITCHEDMATRIX)
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If your mother died giving birth to you, since birth you have had an 100% killrate and have committed manslaughter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hitpd5/if_your_mother_died_giving_birth_to_you_since/ (FireStudiosYT)
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There are thousands of Easter eggs in games that have still never been found or may never be found.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hitox7/there_are_thousands_of_easter_eggs_in_games_that/ (Lucas450510)
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You can mix crayon/marker/paint colors together, but you can't separate them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hitong/you_can_mix_crayonmarkerpaint_colors_together_but/ (bonorsbollege)
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In a future not so far will be a new job: The internet archeologist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hito5x/in_a_future_not_so_far_will_be_a_new_job_the/ (Alphagamer012)
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The cavemen who discovered dinosaur fossils must have visualized fearsome dragons with stone bones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hitmut/the_cavemen_who_discovered_dinosaur_fossils_must/ (sentientelement)
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Since it's not 100% efficient, your refrigerator actually heats your house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hitlcb/since_its_not_100_efficient_your_refrigerator/ (439753472637422)
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Legends of dragons must have come about because of people finding fossilized dinosaur skulls/ skeletons

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hitkfa/legends_of_dragons_must_have_come_about_because/ ([deleted])
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Emma Watson indignantly said, "we pay our taxes" in the film, "the Circle", after being named for not paying taxes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hitfdt/emma_watson_indignantly_said_we_pay_our_taxes_in/ (storgrust)
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Sunlight travels 93,000,000 miles to burn your skin at the beach.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hitelg/sunlight_travels_93000000_miles_to_burn_your_skin/ (Haroldtheplop)
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Elephants are more badass than we give them credit for

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hitcl0/elephants_are_more_badass_than_we_give_them/ (kirito_0219)
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People often forget that between boomers and millenials there is a whole generation that hates them both.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hitbg5/people_often_forget_that_between_boomers_and/ (dperezk)
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you didn’t misplace anything, someone just fucked up the timeline

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hitakn/you_didnt_misplace_anything_someone_just_fucked/ (wejejeje)
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If you suspect something might be wrong with you, chances are it is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hitahi/if_you_suspect_something_might_be_wrong_with_you/ (19jannew)
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If you are naked in public,its better to cover your face than your genitals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hit9kq/if_you_are_naked_in_publicits_better_to_cover/ (ThrobbingGaping)
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People that died before the final installment of a story were probably extremely disappointed that they never got to see it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hit5nk/people_that_died_before_the_final_installment_of/ (playnbagpipesonatank)
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Someones life could end up being only a few pieces of information.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hit54h/someones_life_could_end_up_being_only_a_few/ (i_dont_wanna24)
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People that die before the unveiling of the final installment of a story were ~~probably~~ extremely disappointed that they never got to see it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hit4ub/people_that_die_before_the_unveiling_of_the_final/ ([deleted])
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There is no point in negotiating or arguing with a cat. They know, instinctively, that whatever punishment you threaten will never be carried out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hit1m4/there_is_no_point_in_negotiating_or_arguing_with/ (WagTheKat)
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The past will thought to be in in 4:3 aspect ratio.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hisyzg/the_past_will_thought_to_be_in_in_43_aspect_ratio/ (SadFire1)
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At some point in the future, there'll be more dead people than people that are alive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hisy6n/at_some_point_in_the_future_therell_be_more_dead/ (Orfeoula42)
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Head ass is the adult version of poopy head.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hisw8a/head_ass_is_the_adult_version_of_poopy_head/ (1zorg1nut)
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If you drink water while peeing, you are technically a long, bendy straw.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hisw84/if_you_drink_water_while_peeing_you_are/ (anxmetxddxes)
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Losing something of some value feels worse than how good you feel when you gain something of the same value.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/histq6/losing_something_of_some_value_feels_worse_than/ (Cattrovert)
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People spend 35$ to see Belle Delphine's Only Fans when you can find most if not all of her posts online for free

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hispwr/people_spend_35_to_see_belle_delphines_only_fans/ (Pancakeinator11)
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C has no purpose as a letter. Use s or k.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hisplb/c_has_no_purpose_as_a_letter_use_s_or_k/ (polandball_drawer)
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We all know about being hatfished, and catfished, but just wait until you're at the store and maskfished...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hisoif/we_all_know_about_being_hatfished_and_catfished/ (Guy_Code)
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The asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs was actually a spaceship that sent us (human beings) to earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hisnvh/the_asteroid_that_wiped_out_the_dinosaurs_was/ (kiwi_with_a_gun)
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Society could learn a lesson from how delicious bi-color corn is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hisnem/society_could_learn_a_lesson_from_how_delicious/ (jfi224)
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Optimism is not only about seeing the glass as half full, but also acknowledging that you have a glass.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hismab/optimism_is_not_only_about_seeing_the_glass_as/ (Mighty_V)
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When we hear mid 1900s we think of around 1950, but when we hear mid 2000s we think of around 2005

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hisipu/when_we_hear_mid_1900s_we_think_of_around_1950/ (officiakimkardashian)
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considering everything that’s a sin, being in heaven after death must be pretty boring

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hishwi/considering_everything_thats_a_sin_being_in/ (HelloItsMeLol)
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It's a good thing mosquitos aren't as quick as flies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hisfz8/its_a_good_thing_mosquitos_arent_as_quick_as_flies/ (SuspiciousPanda3)
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There is a chance that what we think are the most painless and "best" ways to die might be the most painful and horrible ways to die and that the person who's dying just can't express it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hisewa/there_is_a_chance_that_what_we_think_are_the_most/ (MountainProfile)
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Birds fly south when it gets cold and seasons reverse as you head south, so birds have an endless summer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hisep7/birds_fly_south_when_it_gets_cold_and_seasons/ (LordAutumnBottom)
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Listening to one of your favorite songs when someone else plays them (with you or like away from you) hits different.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hisenz/listening_to_one_of_your_favorite_songs_when/ (so-many-things-to-do)
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Some pieces of paper are worth more than other pieces of paper

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiscrq/some_pieces_of_paper_are_worth_more_than_other/ (Skiddy-pop-pop-pop)
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Your taste buds become more accepting of what you eat if what you ate was made by you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiscpc/your_taste_buds_become_more_accepting_of_what_you/ (ShenSavageJr)
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When you put a laundry basket on your head, you become a bee farmer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/his6ij/when_you_put_a_laundry_basket_on_your_head_you/ (dr-vagabond)
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Apple decided to not include a charger and earpods with latest release. Soon they'll offer you only a thousand dollar screen and you'll have to buy the phone separately.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/his5wi/apple_decided_to_not_include_a_charger_and/ (jagdecat)
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Though most condiment brands make every condiment, each brand is only really know for one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/his5gu/though_most_condiment_brands_make_every_condiment/ (KiZeTV)
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If people treated earth as a space station it would solve nearly every single problem we face

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/his5fe/if_people_treated_earth_as_a_space_station_it/ (ValidatingUsername)
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The plural for Goose is “Geese” but the plural for Moose isn’t “Meese”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/his3tp/the_plural_for_goose_is_geese_but_the_plural_for/ (FallenSegull)
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We could have very easily been stuck with breast milk rather than cow milk for cereal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/his2v9/we_could_have_very_easily_been_stuck_with_breast/ (BluRevealing)
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Atoms are real life pixels.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/his149/atoms_are_real_life_pixels/ (creativename62)
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Hair cuts is merely hair sculpting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/his11w/hair_cuts_is_merely_hair_sculpting/ (SadFire1)
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It's impossible to ever make anything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/his0lq/its_impossible_to_ever_make_anything/ (PerhapsSomeday_)
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Life is only as valuable as it is fun.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/his0gm/life_is_only_as_valuable_as_it_is_fun/ (ProximaCentauris)
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The universe is always turning 1 into 2 (expanding) while humans are always trying to turn 2 into 1 to make their lives easier

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hirz74/the_universe_is_always_turning_1_into_2_expanding/ (OhhhhFriend)
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When dogs hear sirens they must think some other dogs are rushing past their house on a mission

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiryiz/when_dogs_hear_sirens_they_must_think_some_other/ (bedtimetimes)
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Saying a familiar word dozens of times in a row makes it seem like a new word again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hirwi0/saying_a_familiar_word_dozens_of_times_in_a_row/ (kippycaps)
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We’re always told not to feed wild animals and especially ducks and geese. But no one seems to think twice about having bird feeders.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hirw7w/were_always_told_not_to_feed_wild_animals_and/ (RedSonGamble)
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some dinosaurs subsist entirely on nectar

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hirvhg/some_dinosaurs_subsist_entirely_on_nectar/ (AxialGem)
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Subway has convinced us that it’s okay to eat a whole loaf of bread.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiruju/subway_has_convinced_us_that_its_okay_to_eat_a/ (Flying_Blueberry559)
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The expression "Shit just hit the fan" must have an interesting story behind it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hirtuv/the_expression_shit_just_hit_the_fan_must_have_an/ (itsyaboiPXP)
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We've reached a point where the victim of an angry mob is more likely to be punished than the mob is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hirrbs/weve_reached_a_point_where_the_victim_of_an_angry/ (ral365)
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The Ancient Greeks believed that heroes like Orion and Heracles had constellations made in their honor. That could very well be the origin point of referring to cultural icons as "Stars".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hirr8s/the_ancient_greeks_believed_that_heroes_like/ (JabberVapor)
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Somewhere there’s a farmer that grows grass for grass seed and his friends secretly judge him

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hirqy9/somewhere_theres_a_farmer_that_grows_grass_for/ (emergencyDAD)
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‌‌‌‌Th‌‌e p‌‌er‌‌so‌‌n ‌‌‌‌wh‌‌o ‌‌‌‌wa‌‌s p‌‌ush‌‌in‌‌g ‌‌‌‌fo‌‌r "‌‌Goo‌‌gl‌‌e D‌‌ri‌‌ve‌‌" ‌‌‌‌a‌‌s ‌‌‌‌‌‌a n‌‌‌‌am‌‌e ‌‌‌‌fo‌‌r t‌‌h‌‌ei‌‌r f‌‌‌‌il‌‌e s‌‌tor‌‌ag‌‌e s‌‌erv‌‌ic‌‌e m‌‌‌‌us‌‌t ‌‌‌‌b‌‌e v‌‌‌‌er‌‌y m‌‌‌‌uc‌‌h k‌‌n‌‌ow‌‌n ‌‌‌‌in the ‌‌sel‌‌f-driving‌ cars department of Google.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hirqr0/the_person_who_was_pushing_for_google_drive_as_a/ (vpetrychuk)
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Methamphetamine is an elemental substance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hirqkx/methamphetamine_is_an_elemental_substance/ (applebeesapplesauce)
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We have never really seen our own faces before. You've only seen reflections of your face your whole life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hirq5x/we_have_never_really_seen_our_own_faces_before/ (Obama-bin-keemstar)
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All male dogs are sons of bitches.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hirooy/all_male_dogs_are_sons_of_bitches/ (HermitcraftBeans)
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In a few years there's going to be a lot of teenagers who will be pissed at their parents for creating social media accounts for them when they were babies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiro90/in_a_few_years_theres_going_to_be_a_lot_of/ (thelandan)
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"Infectious laugh" has double entendre potential.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiro5u/infectious_laugh_has_double_entendre_potential/ ([deleted])
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You can get almost everyone’s attention by offending them or someone they look up/or know

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hirmt4/you_can_get_almost_everyones_attention_by/ (Hades-but-mexican)
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Secret agents must love that everyone is wearing masks at the moment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hirlnv/secret_agents_must_love_that_everyone_is_wearing/ (joshlikescheese)
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Hearing someone whistle on streets in daytime is a happy vibe but at night it feel something haunting you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hirllm/hearing_someone_whistle_on_streets_in_daytime_is/ (zender23)
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You can eat a pear like a chicken drumstick.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hirk85/you_can_eat_a_pear_like_a_chicken_drumstick/ ([deleted])
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Animals probably think were venomous because we wear intense colored clothes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hirjha/animals_probably_think_were_venomous_because_we/ (Nicless7)
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If life expectancy greatly increases in the future we will have to specify the century we were born in

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hirij0/if_life_expectancy_greatly_increases_in_the/ (Unique-Sn0wflake)
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Your seats in school can literally change your lives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hirii8/your_seats_in_school_can_literally_change_your/ (Llamayondu)
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Only a very few people on the planet experienced 24 hours without seeing/hearing other person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hirh1j/only_a_very_few_people_on_the_planet_experienced/ (_waterlemon_xd)
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People usually think Sweets and Flavorful things don't go well with each other but people often Drink sweet things while eating Flavorful stuff.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hirgzw/people_usually_think_sweets_and_flavorful_things/ (Lancebeybol)
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Not having a belief system is in itself a belief system. Therefore, there's no such thing as not believing in anything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hirfp3/not_having_a_belief_system_is_in_itself_a_belief/ ([deleted])
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One day when people are grown in a lab rather than a mother's womb, the age of a person will be determined by the date of fertilization, not birth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hirfnm/one_day_when_people_are_grown_in_a_lab_rather/ (LharDrol)
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Mario and Luigi are actually midgit Italian plumbers (from Brooklyn). They only became regular sized and finding their way to the Mushroom Kingdom and getting the mushroom power up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hirf8y/mario_and_luigi_are_actually_midgit_italian/ (Kunxion)
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the reason why smart people don’t see well is because they lower their graphics to max their fps

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hird65/the_reason_why_smart_people_dont_see_well_is/ (y_shan)
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You would probably be more likely to buy a drink with 3 calories than one with 0.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hirbto/you_would_probably_be_more_likely_to_buy_a_drink/ (NotrightNorfair)
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It is not real love when it only goes one way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hirb7w/it_is_not_real_love_when_it_only_goes_one_way/ (foreignoatrol21)
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Egg salad and deviled eggs are the same thing in different forms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hir9cl/egg_salad_and_deviled_eggs_are_the_same_thing_in/ (vandemond)
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Being absolutely healthy is the most reliable symptom that you're going to die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hir7tq/being_absolutely_healthy_is_the_most_reliable/ (Epictete21)
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Extreme thunderstorms on a dark night is the universe trying to flashbang us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hir7sy/extreme_thunderstorms_on_a_dark_night_is_the/ (untamed_potato)
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You can never get a $100 bill as change.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hir7ma/you_can_never_get_a_100_bill_as_change/ (ez_money_)
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gazebos are patio islands

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hir7kc/gazebos_are_patio_islands/ (theosuntoxic)
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Some dogs think their name is No

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hir59l/some_dogs_think_their_name_is_no/ (sneaksweet)
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Confident peopl are more likely to step in dog shit as they tend not to look straight ahead when walking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hir55n/confident_peopl_are_more_likely_to_step_in_dog/ ([deleted])
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The gym is where pop music goes to die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hir46n/the_gym_is_where_pop_music_goes_to_die/ (jffry890)
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Homosexuals who Haven’t Come Out Of The Closet Probably Get Friendzoned more than Straight Girls.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hir3e2/homosexuals_who_havent_come_out_of_the_closet/ (xXCodyPlayzXx)
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The guy that named oranges an “orange” is the least creative person to have ever lived on planet earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hir329/the_guy_that_named_oranges_an_orange_is_the_least/ (ItchyRice69)
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If your a genius it only matters in an academic setting. From there on you either are forgotten, struggling with others who try dominant you or you end up dominating them. In all cases you lose the joy of life found only with true friends and little happiness since you seek redemption in honor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hir0mm/if_your_a_genius_it_only_matters_in_an_academic/ ([deleted])
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The daily dose of internet’s voice has not changed at all

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiqxyy/the_daily_dose_of_internets_voice_has_not_changed/ (French-dudev2)
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Anakin can’t masturbate; he can only knightbate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiqwxq/anakin_cant_masturbate_he_can_only_knightbate/ (TitanBrass)
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Every drink but water is an energy drink because it doesn’t have calories

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiqufi/every_drink_but_water_is_an_energy_drink_because/ (jawvick)
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If " a man and woman cannot be friends", bisexual people literally cannot be friends with anyone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiqtoz/if_a_man_and_woman_cannot_be_friends_bisexual/ (kombanition)
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Once we see whats behind the illusion, it can be literally impossible to unsee it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiqtfk/once_we_see_whats_behind_the_illusion_it_can_be/ (TeamAnonymous8888)
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Historically, most people didn't know which day they were born on, nor necessarily how old they were

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiqtc7/historically_most_people_didnt_know_which_day/ (AxialGem)
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One day, the Percy Jackson novels will be as old as the myths the novels are based on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiqpjk/one_day_the_percy_jackson_novels_will_be_as_old/ (FrenzyRush)
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If you are on a 2 people side walk, and are walking with 2 other friends, it is more awkward to be in front of them then if you are behind them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiqmiv/if_you_are_on_a_2_people_side_walk_and_are/ (Norton_XD)
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If public toilets were made to be less comfortable to sit on, we'd have way shorter lines

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiqmdx/if_public_toilets_were_made_to_be_less/ (6K6L)
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The worse the weather, the less afraid you are of burglars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiqm3e/the_worse_the_weather_the_less_afraid_you_are_of/ (-ariose-)
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We're actually all dead and thought we made it to The Good Place but turns out we're suffering in the experimental bad place

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiqlk2/were_actually_all_dead_and_thought_we_made_it_to/ (l0velygh0st)
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“Nice guys” and those who send unsolicited pictures or relentless messages are all types of spam male.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiqjvn/nice_guys_and_those_who_send_unsolicited_pictures/ (The_Tell_Tale_Heart)
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some of us spend hundreds and thousands of dollars just because of different colored pixels in a glass square

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiqjqr/some_of_us_spend_hundreds_and_thousands_of/ (SignificantCod6)
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A spoon is a small bowl on a stick used to eat from a bigger bowl.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiqibx/a_spoon_is_a_small_bowl_on_a_stick_used_to_eat/ (AJDtrix256)
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Someone is an insurance company’s biggest expense.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiqi84/someone_is_an_insurance_companys_biggest_expense/ (InTacosWeTrust8)
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Starvation is a withdrawal symptom of our addiction to food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiqhr8/starvation_is_a_withdrawal_symptom_of_our/ (Spidey8000)
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Intelligent life on other planets must look up at clouds and constellations and see shapes of completely different objects and animals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiqg7j/intelligent_life_on_other_planets_must_look_up_at/ (tormundjr)
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There is no letter 'd' in refrigerator but it is in fridge.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiqati/there_is_no_letter_d_in_refrigerator_but_it_is_in/ (Demonix_Hermit)
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you are related to your parents but they aren't related

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiqa1e/you_are_related_to_your_parents_but_they_arent/ (My_normal_Username)
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Masks are making millions of people realize they have horrible breath but no one cared to tell them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiq8bo/masks_are_making_millions_of_people_realize_they/ (Urkylurker)
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The average person is above average in looks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiq7t2/the_average_person_is_above_average_in_looks/ (SucreBrun)
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The word video sounds incredibly outdated.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiq6u5/the_word_video_sounds_incredibly_outdated/ (LightStarVII)
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Dyslexia could have never existed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiq64e/dyslexia_could_have_never_existed/ (Seperoth1997)
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2D Drawings/Paintings are 3D optical illusions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiq3a7/2d_drawingspaintings_are_3d_optical_illusions/ (Ren183)
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Kolaches are how you can get away with basically eating a hot dog at 9am with no judgement

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiq0a8/kolaches_are_how_you_can_get_away_with_basically/ (Phren1992)
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Builders use every resource to make architecture visually appealing, but it still can't draw the eye away from some random girl just walking down the street

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hipzqq/builders_use_every_resource_to_make_architecture/ ([deleted])
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I often consider whether this life is being controlled, like a simulation for another being.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hipvfj/i_often_consider_whether_this_life_is_being/ (ROTRules)
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The word ‘throw’ is hugely inappropriate for ‘party’ yet used almost on a daily basis

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hipsuk/the_word_throw_is_hugely_inappropriate_for_party/ (Markyboy54)
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If you drink from the same bottle twice, you're indirectly kissing yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hipst4/if_you_drink_from_the_same_bottle_twice_youre/ (XtremeMAXG)
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Face masks save economies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hipraf/face_masks_save_economies/ (strayakant)
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Science use of language makes it easy to twist around in public opinion

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hipqyx/science_use_of_language_makes_it_easy_to_twist/ (auyara)
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It's good to turn your mind into a library.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hipq47/its_good_to_turn_your_mind_into_a_library/ (Rikako_Asakura)
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Condoms literally save lives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hipp7y/condoms_literally_save_lives/ ([deleted])
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That temporary sharp localized pain you occasionally get can only be explained as someone pushing a pin in your voodoo doll.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hipp7r/that_temporary_sharp_localized_pain_you/ (SecretaryZone)
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It's all fun and games until simps and white knights start simping to fictional characters and treat them as real people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiph5s/its_all_fun_and_games_until_simps_and_white/ (HelpMeILostMyAccount)
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Nothing is more extreme than doing the opposite.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hipgr1/nothing_is_more_extreme_than_doing_the_opposite/ (ExtremeYang)
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As a young person, seeing someone carrying a lot of cash is impressive, but the older you get, the more of a red flag it seems.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hipf2h/as_a_young_person_seeing_someone_carrying_a_lot/ (G_man252)
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The actors on 'The Office' got paid more to pretend to work at an office than people that actually work at offices.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hipdos/the_actors_on_the_office_got_paid_more_to_pretend/ (OangeWaffle43)
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a fart is the lonesome cry of an imprisoned turd

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hipdek/a_fart_is_the_lonesome_cry_of_an_imprisoned_turd/ (NIGHT--MARE)
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Someone's hardworks are overlooked when people complimented them with, "Wow, you're so talented!".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hipbwt/someones_hardworks_are_overlooked_when_people/ (jrcrnz)
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Smell of food is either appetizing or disgusting depending on when and where you're smelling it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hip8zw/smell_of_food_is_either_appetizing_or_disgusting/ (Bl00dWolf)
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All electrical appliances in video games use real electricity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hip7n5/all_electrical_appliances_in_video_games_use_real/ ([deleted])
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There’s no reason why it’s a Piggy Bank that stores money

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hip4mo/theres_no_reason_why_its_a_piggy_bank_that_stores/ ([deleted])
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a dream within a dream got to be your brain trying to apologize about taking the shit soo far

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hip4lj/a_dream_within_a_dream_got_to_be_your_brain/ (Aii3i)
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The first word said by most in the unhappiest year of most of our lives was "happy"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hip36h/the_first_word_said_by_most_in_the_unhappiest/ (FeelThePower999)
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Physical pain is technically just mental pain because it's your brain that actually lets you feel it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hip1sc/physical_pain_is_technically_just_mental_pain/ (Lifer_098)
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Most funny videos you see are not on their first take.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hip0mw/most_funny_videos_you_see_are_not_on_their_first/ (Rynin101)
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Since nobody sees him, proving John Cena’s existence is nearly impossible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiozvr/since_nobody_sees_him_proving_john_cenas/ (kippycaps)
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Most flavors come from smell, but salt doesn’t have a smell but has a taste

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiozgi/most_flavors_come_from_smell_but_salt_doesnt_have/ (helloyesimnina)
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Some people probably got spoiled with "Snape kills Dumbledore" when looking up how to add spoiler tags

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hioz0i/some_people_probably_got_spoiled_with_snape_kills/ (pxxksxyxxxg)
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If pi is infinite then somewhere there must be a collection of 1's and 0's the same as code to all video games and software

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hioy4b/if_pi_is_infinite_then_somewhere_there_must_be_a/ (ifureadthisugae)
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Superman wearing his underwear outside his suit, makes his suit, his actual underwear

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hioxy7/superman_wearing_his_underwear_outside_his_suit/ (Nico_SW_05)
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Since a full rainbow is a circle, red is both the top and bottom color

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiox0p/since_a_full_rainbow_is_a_circle_red_is_both_the/ (gilivanili)
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Cereals wouldn't be a thing, if wanking wasn't

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiowsj/cereals_wouldnt_be_a_thing_if_wanking_wasnt/ (WrickyB)
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Physical pain is technically just mental pain because you only feel the 'pain' in your brain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiowdo/physical_pain_is_technically_just_mental_pain/ ([deleted])
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A new philosophical topic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiot7r/a_new_philosophical_topic/ (Emperor_of_POTATOS)
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We only know what materials feel like on our skin, they could feel totally different rubbing against other materials.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiosj1/we_only_know_what_materials_feel_like_on_our_skin/ (exactly273frogs)
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The expression ‘hey stranger’ is probably the weirdest way to greet an actual stranger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hioqdr/the_expression_hey_stranger_is_probably_the/ (reginaldvontooshface)
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Male zombies must be incapable of becoming erect because they’ve no need to reproduce

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hioq6h/male_zombies_must_be_incapable_of_becoming_erect/ (LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME)
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Asexuals in a relationship never have to worry about if their partner is cheating on them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiona7/asexuals_in_a_relationship_never_have_to_worry/ ([deleted])
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Most people have the capacity to beat the sh*t out of someone but they choose not to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiolut/most_people_have_the_capacity_to_beat_the_sht_out/ ([deleted])
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If all coffee and alcohol production suddenly ceased, the world would quickly fall into chaos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiokcx/if_all_coffee_and_alcohol_production_suddenly/ (2020Chapter)
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Irish coffee is the original Four Loko

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiok6x/irish_coffee_is_the_original_four_loko/ (al_the_great)
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Getting busted trying to look at someone too long is about as awkward as getting busted trying to not look at someone too long.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiof4n/getting_busted_trying_to_look_at_someone_too_long/ (brixen_ivy)
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every dad is a motherfucker.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hioekp/every_dad_is_a_motherfucker/ (Mako_sato_ftw)
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Haunter looks so much better then Gengar

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiodrm/haunter_looks_so_much_better_then_gengar/ (Fancy_Raptor1085)
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Every 4 years your birthday becomes one day late because of leap years. When you are 120(hopefully), you are about 1 month too late to your birthday.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiocyb/every_4_years_your_birthday_becomes_one_day_late/ (Alva_Krudan_Qientroi)
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Seating plans in school literally can change your entire life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hioaug/seating_plans_in_school_literally_can_change_your/ (GD_9)
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strange how we can KNOW that we had a crazy dream last night but not have any recollection of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hio9fh/strange_how_we_can_know_that_we_had_a_crazy_dream/ (and_a_side_of_fries)
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Hating haters is still a form of hate which makes it self hatred.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hio7of/hating_haters_is_still_a_form_of_hate_which_makes/ (The_Mr_Ibad)
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The knights of the round table must’ve played hot potato at some point.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hio6rs/the_knights_of_the_round_table_mustve_played_hot/ (_comraid)
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gold is only valuable because someone said "ooo shiny!"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hio6p2/gold_is_only_valuable_because_someone_said_ooo/ ([deleted])
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The two definitions of "hall" are almost completely opposite.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hio6ed/the_two_definitions_of_hall_are_almost_completely/ (ArgusFilch)
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If you lived in a factory, Everything made there is homemade

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hio60f/if_you_lived_in_a_factory_everything_made_there/ (Lucky_Boss)
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Considering cold fluids sink to the bottom of glasses it’s pretty convenient that ice floats

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hio4y7/considering_cold_fluids_sink_to_the_bottom_of/ (cheesesandwhichtv)
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There are two types of people that exist: those who can solve a Rubik’s cube and those who think that people who can solve them are geniuses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hio315/there_are_two_types_of_people_that_exist_those/ (2020Chapter)
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If someone's prophecy is to be killed by a one legged man and you want to badly kill him, just go near him and cut off one of your legs and then kill him.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hio2ym/if_someones_prophecy_is_to_be_killed_by_a_one/ (00Vishal007)
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Kind of interesting how many workplaces are pushing for inclusivity, when the word that often gets many types of positive associations is "exclusive"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hinw5r/kind_of_interesting_how_many_workplaces_are/ (locketeerian)
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People that wear their face masks with their noses out must have bad breath

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hinveg/people_that_wear_their_face_masks_with_their/ (annoyinglyskeptical)
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You know you’re getting old when the occasional diarrhea doesn’t concern you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hinu0m/you_know_youre_getting_old_when_the_occasional/ (KimcheeBreath)
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The propagandist's purpose is to make one set of people forget that certain other sets of people are human.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hintzw/the_propagandists_purpose_is_to_make_one_set_of/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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The most popular unpopular opinion isn't the most unpopular.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hintdn/the_most_popular_unpopular_opinion_isnt_the_most/ (ginwithbutts)
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When we think about Apple as the tech company instead of the actual fruit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hinqeo/when_we_think_about_apple_as_the_tech_company/ (fernandeztahi)
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Babies stare a lot for someone that doesn't know how to fight

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hinp5d/babies_stare_a_lot_for_someone_that_doesnt_know/ (mou-no_pep-si)
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there are more nipples in the world than there are humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hinox7/there_are_more_nipples_in_the_world_than_there/ (thereisntanytochoose)
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If Voldemort was wise enough he'd put one of his horcruxes into a Nokia 3310.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hinowj/if_voldemort_was_wise_enough_hed_put_one_of_his/ (sigmund_fjord)
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We are six feet away from death at any given point.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hinmvw/we_are_six_feet_away_from_death_at_any_given_point/ (5thCharmer)
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Creators of children's TV, books etc. must have some very strange things going through their heads

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hinm49/creators_of_childrens_tv_books_etc_must_have_some/ (jamesh1999)
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Fewer people are getting "p0wned" anymore because we've all become better at typing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hinlyr/fewer_people_are_getting_p0wned_anymore_because/ (stubept)
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You weigh less after masturbating

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hinkbs/you_weigh_less_after_masturbating/ (Afraid_By_Snow)
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We are living in the Wild West era of the internet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hinj48/we_are_living_in_the_wild_west_era_of_the_internet/ (ElasticDrunkenLemur)
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You might be the only one in your house with that latitude.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiedol/you_might_be_the_only_one_in_your_house_with_that/ (_MR_COUGHINGTON)
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Any message along the lines of "your computer is infected!" is treated with extreme scepticism even if it's coming from your actual antivirus

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hied2c/any_message_along_the_lines_of_your_computer_is/ (2020Chapter)
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There is nothing morally wrong about putting your backpack in a freezer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiecjo/there_is_nothing_morally_wrong_about_putting_your/ (_MR_COUGHINGTON)
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There have got to be so many "holy shit that was so close!" stories that people just laughed off and then went on their way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiebxn/there_have_got_to_be_so_many_holy_shit_that_was/ (Isntitabouttime69)
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If the entire town of Salem went crazy because of moldy bread, there have probably been other huge events, even wars, started because a town went crazy off of bad bread and everyone just assumed they were nuts to begin with

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiebss/if_the_entire_town_of_salem_went_crazy_because_of/ (squanto420sqanching)
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We've almost completely flipped from our parents telling us to not believe everything we read on the internet to us telling them not to believe everything they read on the internet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hieb89/weve_almost_completely_flipped_from_our_parents/ (steeple_fun)
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Interviews are tough, you have to prove yourself with out saying to much.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hieaxp/interviews_are_tough_you_have_to_prove_yourself/ (xXUpgraDDeXx)
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Our atmosphere is mostly nitrogen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hieabn/our_atmosphere_is_mostly_nitrogen/ (dank_mudkip)
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Ribbed dildos and meaty farts create the same effect on the butthole

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiea33/ribbed_dildos_and_meaty_farts_create_the_same/ (lunch_is_on_me)
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A robot programmed to do terrible things can be covered up by saying it has gone rouge.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hie7ki/a_robot_programmed_to_do_terrible_things_can_be/ (the_piper_sniper)
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If we were like foxes, we would piss ourselves from excitement.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hie6j6/if_we_were_like_foxes_we_would_piss_ourselves/ (KampaiMK)
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Your mom was born already carrying the egg cell which became you. Meaning, the first cell of your body was actually made inside your grandma.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hie4e2/your_mom_was_born_already_carrying_the_egg_cell/ (sentientelement)
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Your first birthday party is actually your second birthday. Few people count your true first birthday as the day you were born.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hie3fb/your_first_birthday_party_is_actually_your_second/ (JosephKellum)
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Even without animals humans are perfectly capable of making cheese

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hie1p0/even_without_animals_humans_are_perfectly_capable/ (NIBBERMAGGOT)
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A theme park can snap a crystal clear photo of you going at 90 MPH, yet a bank camera can’t get a clear photo of a robber standing still

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hie0tx/a_theme_park_can_snap_a_crystal_clear_photo_of/ (bestbuds4444)
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Don't take anything personal from anyone you are not personal with.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hie0al/dont_take_anything_personal_from_anyone_you_are/ (your_ruca)
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Smoking pot just makes everything interesting. Before smoking pot, things were interesting too, not every thing though. Once, you smoke pot, you start liking the fact that everything can be interesting. Hence, you can't go back.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hie03x/smoking_pot_just_makes_everything_interesting/ (sid11kat)
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There’s something almost erotic about meeting someone after a while and both of you slowly taking off your masks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hidxwb/theres_something_almost_erotic_about_meeting/ (inquisitorial_25)
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The milk industry is almost entirely reliant on the bovine industry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiduy8/the_milk_industry_is_almost_entirely_reliant_on/ (thelandan)
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We all question the person who discovered the taste of cow’s milk but how about the person who found edible mushrooms

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hidun1/we_all_question_the_person_who_discovered_the/ (yaboishin)
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The point of water balloons is to blow them up twice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hidr44/the_point_of_water_balloons_is_to_blow_them_up/ (VGK9Logan)
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Someday, you might check an expiry date on something, and you'd be reading your own expiry date too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hidqul/someday_you_might_check_an_expiry_date_on/ (NariGenghis)
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The people who create back to school ads are confused.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hidqs5/the_people_who_create_back_to_school_ads_are/ ([deleted])
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Strippers may look ridiculous wearing masks, but it's another place to stuff dollar bills.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hidpgd/strippers_may_look_ridiculous_wearing_masks_but/ (RobertGBradley)
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Some popular youtubers could be total assholes off camera

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hidp02/some_popular_youtubers_could_be_total_assholes/ (LongjumpingStranger0)
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There are no good questions, just not-so-bad ones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hido43/there_are_no_good_questions_just_notsobad_ones/ (GreenJosafat)
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Some gaps in the ground seem to be designed solely for the purpose of inducing the fear of dropping something into them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hido3f/some_gaps_in_the_ground_seem_to_be_designed/ (2020Chapter)
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Cheating is self gratification.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hidnjw/cheating_is_self_gratification/ (_MR_COUGHINGTON)
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So many misunderstandings could have been avoided if chocolate was naturally a different color.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hidm98/so_many_misunderstandings_could_have_been_avoided/ (FrostFire501)
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Telling a vampire that they suck probably doesn't hurt them very much

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hidhht/telling_a_vampire_that_they_suck_probably_doesnt/ (schtuff01)
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You can feel somebodys' dissapointment in you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hidh1c/you_can_feel_somebodys_dissapointment_in_you/ (_MR_COUGHINGTON)
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MAGAism will be looked back upon just as McArthyism is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hidh0z/magaism_will_be_looked_back_upon_just_as/ (dart_catcher)
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You can not completely believe that you are wrong in something you believe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hidh0g/you_can_not_completely_believe_that_you_are_wrong/ (majesticgoatperson)
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External pain is treated as nothing more than a small problem, but internal pains are usually bigger problems

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hidgkz/external_pain_is_treated_as_nothing_more_than_a/ (Its_Slinky)
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Using tool assists is playing with AI as your character.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hidg40/using_tool_assists_is_playing_with_ai_as_your/ (_MR_COUGHINGTON)
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The sky is above us and below us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hidfx1/the_sky_is_above_us_and_below_us/ ([deleted])
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Some people play better with lag.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hide2s/some_people_play_better_with_lag/ (_MR_COUGHINGTON)
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Luigi doesn't know we're talking about him.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiddhj/luigi_doesnt_know_were_talking_about_him/ (puppy_prinx3)
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Every year you live through the future anniversary of your death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hidcf1/every_year_you_live_through_the_future/ (KoolKoala23)
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Editing the title here to avoid the bot feels like editing that essay you copied online so the teacher think its original

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hidcce/editing_the_title_here_to_avoid_the_bot_feels/ (alOOshXL)
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Titanic was the highest grossing film ever made and everyone already knew how it was going to end.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hid9vi/titanic_was_the_highest_grossing_film_ever_made/ (KingAlxandr)
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Whoever layed that piping or built the wishing well in The Goonies had to have known about the cave leading to One Eyed Willy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hid8vm/whoever_layed_that_piping_or_built_the_wishing/ (WithGravy)
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A good indicator of how spoiled you're getting is watching an old movie and wondering how you could have enjoyed a movie of such poor quality.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hid8oj/a_good_indicator_of_how_spoiled_youre_getting_is/ (MC_JACKSON)
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Having a great cover song makes people forget the original song ever existed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hid7t1/having_a_great_cover_song_makes_people_forget_the/ (Despicable_carl)
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Since sharks constantly replace their teeth, the Shark Tooth Fairy must require a large number of teeth per visit in exchange for money, to avoid being overworked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hid7pg/since_sharks_constantly_replace_their_teeth_the/ (Omny87)
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Genie owes Aladdin two wishes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hid7l8/genie_owes_aladdin_two_wishes/ (buttersleopolds)
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The mayor from Jaws insisting on opening the beaches for 4th of July despite the obvious danger doesn't seem so Hollywood anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hid61n/the_mayor_from_jaws_insisting_on_opening_the/ (coricav)
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All foods taste awesome if your sense of taste is bad enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hid19f/all_foods_taste_awesome_if_your_sense_of_taste_is/ (nimitz12)
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Your computer can function without a keyboard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hid11n/your_computer_can_function_without_a_keyboard/ (puppy_prinx3)
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The lipstick industry is going to plummet over the next year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiczgu/the_lipstick_industry_is_going_to_plummet_over/ (cuppyuppyupcake)
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Bugs that have seen other bugs smushed must think that humans have a really bad temper.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hicyyd/bugs_that_have_seen_other_bugs_smushed_must_think/ (CGSauce101)
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In films when someone has a laser dot pointed on their forehead from a gun, they try to look up at it, completely forgetting you can’t see your own forehead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hicyxk/in_films_when_someone_has_a_laser_dot_pointed_on/ (Easton_500)
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We shouldn't judge people for having messy cars, because their messiness proves they don't litter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hicxre/we_shouldnt_judge_people_for_having_messy_cars/ (RudyChristina7)
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Since all your cells are replaced every 8 years, if you went somewhere but it was more than 8 years ago, you haven't actually been there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hicx25/since_all_your_cells_are_replaced_every_8_years/ (ol_lukey)
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Vampires probably don't have midlife crises.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hicwru/vampires_probably_dont_have_midlife_crises/ (XavierBananaglassVI)
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We’ll eventually have technology that can make anyone have a great singing voice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hicw9t/well_eventually_have_technology_that_can_make/ (EvaReidk)
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Car makers may be adding noise to the highest AC level to make us think it’s really blasting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hicuc5/car_makers_may_be_adding_noise_to_the_highest_ac/ (flapjackbandit00)
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When you’re outside in the rain, you become a mobile umbrella for the ground

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hict8c/when_youre_outside_in_the_rain_you_become_a/ ([deleted])
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The amount of times you get hit in the sack goes up exponentially when you have child.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hicsad/the_amount_of_times_you_get_hit_in_the_sack_goes/ (Zeaus03)
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There are more creatures in your mouth than people on the earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hicrn2/there_are_more_creatures_in_your_mouth_than/ (HugoSaxen)
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The “old” you is actually the newer you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hicqw0/the_old_you_is_actually_the_newer_you/ ([deleted])
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By physical laws the more you weigh the more you attract people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hicqss/by_physical_laws_the_more_you_weigh_the_more_you/ (Cifer_21)
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Your taste in music is probably based on a very small part of songs which is what you actually enjoy hearing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hicocd/your_taste_in_music_is_probably_based_on_a_very/ (JcWolverine)
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The cup of water you drink has likely been drank before

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hicob2/the_cup_of_water_you_drink_has_likely_been_drank/ (hartmanjunk)
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Penguins don’t really have legs, they just have feet attached to giant torsos.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hicnqe/penguins_dont_really_have_legs_they_just_have/ (TheMaskedGeode)
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Setting a timer for a nap feels a lot worse than setting an alarm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hicmtt/setting_a_timer_for_a_nap_feels_a_lot_worse_than/ (Pczerw)
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You may have not looked at all the places your eyes can look at

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hicm6c/you_may_have_not_looked_at_all_the_places_your/ (Unicorbiis)
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Fighter pilots probably find roller coasters to be terribly boring.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hicj4s/fighter_pilots_probably_find_roller_coasters_to/ (GreatEndlessNothing)
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Psychiatrists are people who understand our emotions better than us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hicikv/psychiatrists_are_people_who_understand_our/ (SVT85)
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Movement in grocery stores is starting to look like an Ok Go video.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hici5w/movement_in_grocery_stores_is_starting_to_look/ (mr2freak)
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Considering how grass takes up most of the earths surface, grass really dominates the world more than people do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hicg27/considering_how_grass_takes_up_most_of_the_earths/ (-noobmaster68-)
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In a few hundred years, people in the future will probably think of rap and rock music the same way we think of music by Beethoven, Bach, Mozart, and other classical composers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hicfwh/in_a_few_hundred_years_people_in_the_future_will/ (jyl1126)
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30 sounds so old when you're younger, then so young when you're older.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hicf8q/30_sounds_so_old_when_youre_younger_then_so_young/ (DrAwkward404)
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When we’re young, we always fantasise about getting older. When we’re old, we always fantasise about getting younger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hicds8/when_were_young_we_always_fantasise_about_getting/ (Ict_1234)
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Nobody older than 31 years old can have a golden birthday.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hicd91/nobody_older_than_31_years_old_can_have_a_golden/ (theblindhobo)
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Lying is a public trade.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hicd3v/lying_is_a_public_trade/ (deadassrhyme)
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Pirates might be more successful than ever and all hide in the Bermuda Triangle but people don’t know because they just make every ship they rob look like it randomly sunk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hicb4u/pirates_might_be_more_successful_than_ever_and/ ([deleted])
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If someone took your "scent" and made a candle out of it, you probably wouldn't be able to smell it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hic8t1/if_someone_took_your_scent_and_made_a_candle_out/ (Nibroc_Nagol)
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The reason you remember things you were trying to remember earlier all of a sudden is because you don’t think of thoughts, thoughts come to you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hic7v4/the_reason_you_remember_things_you_were_trying_to/ (chrisfowell1)
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Getting out of an addiction is an addiction to get if an addiction

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hic7uf/getting_out_of_an_addiction_is_an_addiction_to/ (Ponderman64)
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If ghosts are real, those we loved probably protect us from evil spirits

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hic6nx/if_ghosts_are_real_those_we_loved_probably/ (JonSolo1)
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The comment is important

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hic5x2/the_comment_is_important/ ([deleted])
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The pasta industry is fully reliant on the sauce industry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hic4y4/the_pasta_industry_is_fully_reliant_on_the_sauce/ (RareQuirkSeeker)
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the wealthiest man in the world sent nudes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hic4re/the_wealthiest_man_in_the_world_sent_nudes/ (kskelts)
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Getting to Mordor is easier than getting past the rule bots here.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hic447/getting_to_mordor_is_easier_than_getting_past_the/ (zqxop)
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The total number of chopsticks in the world is an even number

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hic3g4/the_total_number_of_chopsticks_in_the_world_is_an/ (kimchiboy03)
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The comment says it all

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hic2ni/the_comment_says_it_all/ ([deleted])
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A weekend begins 5pm Friday and runs until 5pm Sunday, at which point it's a regular weeknight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hic1ah/a_weekend_begins_5pm_friday_and_runs_until_5pm/ (dont_ban_me_bruh)
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Cats and dogs don't get along so well because dogs keep simping on humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hibzmw/cats_and_dogs_dont_get_along_so_well_because_dogs/ (ProTamilanYT)
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A flip phone doesn't flip, it folds out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hibz0a/a_flip_phone_doesnt_flip_it_folds_out/ ([deleted])
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If we had knifes instead of airbags people would drive a lot more carefully

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hibylr/if_we_had_knifes_instead_of_airbags_people_would/ (FearSoftAtty)
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Mother nature is a bully, and mosquitoes are her way of saying, "Why are you hitting yourself? Stop hitting yourself."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hibxfu/mother_nature_is_a_bully_and_mosquitoes_are_her/ (FastWalkingShortGuy)
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Since the universe is infinite, the Star Wars saga has happened in one galaxy or another.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hibw5h/since_the_universe_is_infinite_the_star_wars_saga/ (ChingChong420420)
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"I Am Not A Robot" security-challenges are training computers to pass "I Am Not A Robot" security-challenges.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hibw1l/i_am_not_a_robot_securitychallenges_are_training/ (JohnnyBledo)
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‘You only live once’ is justification for and against taking drugs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hibt7s/you_only_live_once_is_justification_for_and/ (bruhdedoid)
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Mark Wahlberg is in a lot of cop/soldier movies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hibt31/mark_wahlberg_is_in_a_lot_of_copsoldier_movies/ (s1ncha)
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The whole objective of golf is to play less golf.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hibqpc/the_whole_objective_of_golf_is_to_play_less_golf/ (Johnnyboi1322)
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If Nasa found evidence of an alternate life force on another planet, everybody would just think it was fake news.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hibov4/if_nasa_found_evidence_of_an_alternate_life_force/ (NotUrAverageLid)
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Given the 100+ billion people who ever lived, it is practically impossible to have a truly original thought.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hibou0/given_the_100_billion_people_who_ever_lived_it_is/ (KhanAndWhiskers)
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The opposite of increment doesn't start with ex

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hibor3/the_opposite_of_increment_doesnt_start_with_ex/ (santana6688)
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The homicide department of the police could probably make a really good guide on how to get away with murder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hibokd/the_homicide_department_of_the_police_could/ (raketenfakmauspanzer)
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Even though no one admits it mosquitos are really cool animals because they land on you penetrate skin get blood and usually leave before you even realize

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hibo8r/even_though_no_one_admits_it_mosquitos_are_really/ (Bottyboi69)
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Many Scooby-Doo villains are mechanical geniuses. They could be rich if they weren't criminals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hibngw/many_scoobydoo_villains_are_mechanical_geniuses/ (William4dragon)
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Literally zero real-life heroes wear capes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hibn3d/literally_zero_reallife_heroes_wear_capes/ (Futbol24)
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Even if we were all the same race, humans would still find reasons to hate each other based on superficial factors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hibmwv/even_if_we_were_all_the_same_race_humans_would/ (HiNeighbor_)
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There are 24 billion chickens and 8 billion people. A chicken is roughly 1.5 feet tall. If all chickens were to stack in groups of 4 under a trench coat while wearing a realistic mask, they could trick us into thinking all the chickens disappeared and they could get a chicken in the office

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hibmq0/there_are_24_billion_chickens_and_8_billion/ ([deleted])
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All mail men are male men, but not all male men are mail men.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hibmn1/all_mail_men_are_male_men_but_not_all_male_men/ ([deleted])
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The entire Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse movie could also just be an ad about being safe around semi trucks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hibjxi/the_entire_spiderman_into_the_spiderverse_movie/ (Soviet_Lizard_King)
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People in authority dislike the truth if it is inconvenient

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hibiq8/people_in_authority_dislike_the_truth_if_it_is/ (gibson_mel)
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You are fast asleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hibhb4/you_are_fast_asleep/ (puppy_prinx3)
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Silverware dipped in LSD.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hibgfs/silverware_dipped_in_lsd/ (puppy_prinx3)
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Elephants have to drink backwashed nostril water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hibenj/elephants_have_to_drink_backwashed_nostril_water/ (CJYD21)
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Somewhere you will be on somebody's fridge, as a magnet from a theme park rollercoaster picture

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hibdzm/somewhere_you_will_be_on_somebodys_fridge_as_a/ (CoreyReynolds)
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Almost everything in the world is a variable. Everything can change at any moment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hibcfh/almost_everything_in_the_world_is_a_variable/ (MisturBanana1)
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Every food is optional.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hibcdy/every_food_is_optional/ (puppy_prinx3)
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It's clear that whoever thought of surprise birthday parties, it wasn't for himself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hibazn/its_clear_that_whoever_thought_of_surprise/ (4thwavefeminist)
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Never gonna give you up is a song about sinping

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hibaeg/never_gonna_give_you_up_is_a_song_about_sinping/ (yoshiroxx)
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Now we delete pictures of our exes, back in the day...we’d cut them up or burn them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hib9oz/now_we_delete_pictures_of_our_exes_back_in_the/ (and_a_side_of_fries)
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Kids were probably much happier when they couldn’t see tv ads for all the toys they wish they had

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hib8b5/kids_were_probably_much_happier_when_they_couldnt/ (memerayy)
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If you write songs about how your haters aren’t getting into your head, you’re showing that they absolutely are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hib5ig/if_you_write_songs_about_how_your_haters_arent/ (TohuBohuChasek)
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An ad that plays before a video probably made people lose interest in watching said video many times.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hib5ia/an_ad_that_plays_before_a_video_probably_made/ (BoopyBloxx)
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Anyone who skiis knows that wearing a mask doesn't effect your oxygen levels

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hib3zs/anyone_who_skiis_knows_that_wearing_a_mask_doesnt/ (ZDRob12)
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The movie “Idiocracy” is actually a “best case” depiction of the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hib0hd/the_movie_idiocracy_is_actually_a_best_case/ (robertgrayson)
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They are probably gonna be making all kinds of stupid movies abd shows about these events for years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiazxe/they_are_probably_gonna_be_making_all_kinds_of/ (beautifulfuck)
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Anakin Skywalker is what Dumbledore wanted to avoid with Harry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiazie/anakin_skywalker_is_what_dumbledore_wanted_to/ (Yanara126)
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You’ve probably never worn just shoes while the rest of your body was naked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiaz9i/youve_probably_never_worn_just_shoes_while_the/ (mini-penne)
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As messed up as it is, An argument could be made that sweat shops are equal opportunity employers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiay2f/as_messed_up_as_it_is_an_argument_could_be_made/ (joker-here)
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Giving your dog an eaten steak bone is probably the closest they'll ever get to the Wolf life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiaxll/giving_your_dog_an_eaten_steak_bone_is_probably/ (Ducati0411)
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Your parents know you a lot better than you'll ever know your parents

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiaxau/your_parents_know_you_a_lot_better_than_youll/ (Jsama_art)
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Some of the accounts on websites are probably accounts of people who have passed away

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiavtm/some_of_the_accounts_on_websites_are_probably/ ([deleted])
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Walmart would make a badass go kart track with custom aisle configurations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiav2o/walmart_would_make_a_badass_go_kart_track_with/ (j_abitante)
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You can’t enjoy wealth if you’re not in good health.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiat6y/you_cant_enjoy_wealth_if_youre_not_in_good_health/ (YoUpvowt)
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Some day of our lives, we might get to eat human meat without ever knowing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiaqx6/some_day_of_our_lives_we_might_get_to_eat_human/ (magicsquirrel40)
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Capitalism literally turns life into a game. A fremium P2W game, specifically.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiaqc0/capitalism_literally_turns_life_into_a_game_a/ (PurpleTemperature)
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Every website could be a porn site with the right fetish.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiaovt/every_website_could_be_a_porn_site_with_the_right/ (pregatekat)
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Everyone falls into two categories: those who can solve a Rubik’s cube and those who think that those who can solve a Rubik’s cube are geniuses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hian5k/everyone_falls_into_two_categories_those_who_can/ (2020Chapter)
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We often get the saddest thinking about the moments that made us the happiest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hialz7/we_often_get_the_saddest_thinking_about_the/ (foreignoatrol21)
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Shadows are a good way to describe nearsightedness

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hialx7/shadows_are_a_good_way_to_describe_nearsightedness/ (ember-main)
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If every single person would have the exact same dream somebody would start a chain of people being surprised because they had the same dream

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiaknj/if_every_single_person_would_have_the_exact_same/ (Toniuksss)
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Longer pants aka trousers are considered superior to shorts , but there are no true hierarchy when it comes to skirts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiaj67/longer_pants_aka_trousers_are_considered_superior/ (Screwbreaker)
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Johnny Bravo is an incel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiai98/johnny_bravo_is_an_incel/ (DiggerNick6942069)
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Light is really slow when compared to the vastness of space

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiahkw/light_is_really_slow_when_compared_to_the/ (wigglyspine)
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The voice in your head is far more fluent than you will ever be

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiahd9/the_voice_in_your_head_is_far_more_fluent_than/ (guminhyeok)
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The Earth has gone viral and no planet in the universe liking us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiaf69/the_earth_has_gone_viral_and_no_planet_in_the/ (BaijuTofu)
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Fan blades somehow get dusty even if they are always rotating

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiaepd/fan_blades_somehow_get_dusty_even_if_they_are/ (distributionpea)
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No matter how often you dry yourself after a shower, you‘ll always stay wet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiacgn/no_matter_how_often_you_dry_yourself_after_a/ (SpaghettiSouIs)
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If you can't admit you've made mistakes, you can't ever be a competent leader.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiabvz/if_you_cant_admit_youve_made_mistakes_you_cant/ (smikelsmikel)
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When you touch something or someone, they are also touching you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiabpd/when_you_touch_something_or_someone_they_are_also/ (fez94112)
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Anybody could just walk in and change your conversation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hiabno/anybody_could_just_walk_in_and_change_your/ (applebeesapplesauce)
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Frosted Flakes are Tony the tiger’s dandruff

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hia7wh/frosted_flakes_are_tony_the_tigers_dandruff/ ([deleted])
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A radio advertising an add-free music hour is still advertising an ad about its add free music hour

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hia4rh/a_radio_advertising_an_addfree_music_hour_is/ (momina126)
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One beneficial part of face masks has been not being able to smell farts as easily

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi9ys9/one_beneficial_part_of_face_masks_has_been_not/ (publicforum_)
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It’s possible that a civilization much like ours existed millions of years ago but that none of their creations survived to the present.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi9y48/its_possible_that_a_civilization_much_like_ours/ (Woolisy)
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Breaking a single mirror gives you many more mirrors than you originally had.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi9xqx/breaking_a_single_mirror_gives_you_many_more/ (allthekos)
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The last person to die in a friend group will go to everyone’s funeral, but nobody will go to their’s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi9xlk/the_last_person_to_die_in_a_friend_group_will_go/ (Studdo)
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The higher paying a job is, it's more likely the less customer service / hard labor you do is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi9x5i/the_higher_paying_a_job_is_its_more_likely_the/ (operator139)
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Some people act entitled to forgiveness but won’t forgive others.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi9wvl/some_people_act_entitled_to_forgiveness_but_wont/ (Wildfire3713)
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The universe is evil, steals our energy and keeps us down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi9wj6/the_universe_is_evil_steals_our_energy_and_keeps/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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In the future when they have 3d photos, they'll look back on our professional HD pictures and consider them as quaint as we see old daguerrotypes and photos in black and white/sepia tone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi9v22/in_the_future_when_they_have_3d_photos_theyll/ (haroldburgess)
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Human ears grow larger with age but our hearing declines with age

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi9uip/human_ears_grow_larger_with_age_but_our_hearing/ (madman-_-)
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Eye drops are technically blinker fluid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi9sf6/eye_drops_are_technically_blinker_fluid/ ([deleted])
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Humans have been dominating since the day they touched the monolith.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi9rwz/humans_have_been_dominating_since_the_day_they/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Randomly hearing your favorite song on the radio is more satisfying than playing it directly from your phone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi9rpr/randomly_hearing_your_favorite_song_on_the_radio/ (SpaghettiSouIs)
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If no customer complains about a bullet proof vest it is either really good or really bad

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi9r2s/if_no_customer_complains_about_a_bullet_proof/ (ollie_tamale)
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There could be an alternative universe where everyone talks in sign language and "mute people" of that universe uses vocal language instead

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi9q9z/there_could_be_an_alternative_universe_where/ (RZ1285608)
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Bubbles do not make “bubble” sounds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi9pl6/bubbles_do_not_make_bubble_sounds/ (Relatively-Relative)
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There can be no peace when man is still a part of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi9ory/there_can_be_no_peace_when_man_is_still_a_part_of/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Lets players are people who just talk to themselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi9nmr/lets_players_are_people_who_just_talk_to/ (Interstellar-Soul)
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The glass slipper that fit perfectly managed to slip off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi9m1r/the_glass_slipper_that_fit_perfectly_managed_to/ (Darthvaderade420)
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If Supermarket Sweep was still a TV gameshow it’d be dominated by Instacart shoppers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi9luo/if_supermarket_sweep_was_still_a_tv_gameshow_itd/ (holdencaufld)
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Humans in video games look weird because they were created to look perfect, and real humans are not

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi9lmn/humans_in_video_games_look_weird_because_they/ (5003erX)
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There's probably a lot of people who's last word/sentences are a profanity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi9izh/theres_probably_a_lot_of_people_whos_last/ (ThatGuyWithABeanie)
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If you could control your dreams you would most likely never wake up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi9ic6/if_you_could_control_your_dreams_you_would_most/ (ollie_tamale)
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Cars are held up by air that was packed together tightly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi9iad/cars_are_held_up_by_air_that_was_packed_together/ (69KYS69)
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If cars run on vegetable oil in the future then we would need a shit ton of vegetable oil

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi9hp7/if_cars_run_on_vegetable_oil_in_the_future_then/ (The-Holy-Sheep)
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The whole world are right supremacists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi9hh5/the_whole_world_are_right_supremacists/ (Wordman253)
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It's a good thing Big Bird is polite enough to not shit on the cars of Seasame Street.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi9h96/its_a_good_thing_big_bird_is_polite_enough_to_not/ (lazersteak)
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"what the fuck" sounds more intimidating than "wtf", despite meaning the same thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi9gx0/what_the_fuck_sounds_more_intimidating_than_wtf/ (maximidze228)
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The first animals to be domesticated condemned their descendants to be a source of food for humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi9fy0/the_first_animals_to_be_domesticated_condemned/ (wellalrightthen123)
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Humans need nature but nature doesn't need humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi9fa1/humans_need_nature_but_nature_doesnt_need_humans/ (1994californication)
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We like our food hot but hate it cold. We like our drinks cold but hate them warm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi9f97/we_like_our_food_hot_but_hate_it_cold_we_like_our/ (marioplayz158)
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If your beliefs are different than mine, then we gonna fight because who needs peace when you can profit from being right...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi9f3p/if_your_beliefs_are_different_than_mine_then_we/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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The City of Rome

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi9e42/the_city_of_rome/ (asdoia)
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The reason for us to not start on a big project could be that we don't know where to start.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi9brt/the_reason_for_us_to_not_start_on_a_big_project/ (PhD3DP)
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A coin has three sides

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi99ud/a_coin_has_three_sides/ (Slxphz)
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People tend to be much more scared of fly larvae than the actual fly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi99sh/people_tend_to_be_much_more_scared_of_fly_larvae/ (Chickfizz-eats-memes)
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Everybody asks men if they’re a boobs man or an ass man but they never ask women if they like balls or shaft

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi99b5/everybody_asks_men_if_theyre_a_boobs_man_or_an/ (pasta_pagan)
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Everyone needs someone and that someone may not necessarily be a boyfriend or girlfriend... but just a friend in general

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi97dj/everyone_needs_someone_and_that_someone_may_not/ (6dcrgtytc7tddx)
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Elephants have built in straws with muscles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi96s0/elephants_have_built_in_straws_with_muscles/ (hyp3rj123)
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There are 24 billion chickens and 8 billion people. A chicken is roughly 2 feet tall. If all chickens were to stack in groups of 3 under a trench coat while wearing a realistic mask, they could successfully trick us into thinking all the chickens disappeared and the human population suddenly doubled

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi92u9/there_are_24_billion_chickens_and_8_billion/ (squanto420sqanching)
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when you think of a colour, you probably imagine a slightly different shade than somebody else thinking of that colour

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi915x/when_you_think_of_a_colour_you_probably_imagine_a/ (Xxx_C4rp_69420)
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Only having one contact makes you truly appreciative of having two contacts when you get them again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi902s/only_having_one_contact_makes_you_truly/ ([deleted])
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Eventually the expiration date of a gift card you receive will outlast you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi8zxx/eventually_the_expiration_date_of_a_gift_card_you/ (RedditLuci0)
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There’s a saying that money can’t buy happiness but if you have money you can buy nice gifts for your loved ones which makes them happy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi8zl5/theres_a_saying_that_money_cant_buy_happiness_but/ (The-Holy-Sheep)
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There's nothing quite like the difference in feeling about an attractive girl/guy in a porno during vs after masturbation to remind us how much biology drives us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi8xgl/theres_nothing_quite_like_the_difference_in/ (icelandichorsey)
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A minute feels longer to a newborn than a century does to an 80 year old.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi8ujj/a_minute_feels_longer_to_a_newborn_than_a_century/ (pigeonlord121)
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Athletes, models, musicians and actors are the few careers that have the same career trajectory - either you never make it or you make it young and make the bulk of your money at the beginning and drastically see your earnings decline once you hit your “wall” (due to age)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi8uj8/athletes_models_musicians_and_actors_are_the_few/ (FoShoKage)
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Incognito mode for a browser doesn't store information, but you can still hit the back button and return to your previous page.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi8u6g/incognito_mode_for_a_browser_doesnt_store/ (what_like_with_an_ax)
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Real learning comes about when the competitive imprint is suppressed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi8u4b/real_learning_comes_about_when_the_competitive/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Basically everything is SFW for a surgeon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi8ty5/basically_everything_is_sfw_for_a_surgeon/ (Neldron)
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With young kids, a few years is all it takes for the same insult to go from being cute and adorable, to actually being quite hurtful and offensive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi8tmt/with_young_kids_a_few_years_is_all_it_takes_for/ (m0nkey_news)
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If anyone were to be asked online if they'd sacrifice themselves for 10 stranger's lives or sacrifice 10 strangers to live, most people would answer the selfless choice, but if someone is put in a situation like that in real life, they'd probably be selfish.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi8suu/if_anyone_were_to_be_asked_online_if_theyd/ (Deceased_Panda)
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No one knows what's hiding underneath the Sphinx because whenever you get too close to his belly he scratches you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi8s0l/no_one_knows_whats_hiding_underneath_the_sphinx/ (deepfield67)
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The hashtag Late Stage Capitalism can also be read as Latest Age Capitalism

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi8qyf/the_hashtag_late_stage_capitalism_can_also_be/ (bornaman_wp)
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Thinking about your body being sold after you die is pretty weird even though it really doesn't matter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi8qct/thinking_about_your_body_being_sold_after_you_die/ (Daggers_God)
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If Freakazoid is the Internet in its entirety shoved into a single brain, then there’s no way he’s as kid friendly as we were lead to believe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi8q2f/if_freakazoid_is_the_internet_in_its_entirety/ (Fireblast1337)
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The easiest way to remember something is trying to forget it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi8p9k/the_easiest_way_to_remember_something_is_trying/ (sabin_72246)
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Could probably do a hell of a lot more with your life. If you really tried

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi8otu/could_probably_do_a_hell_of_a_lot_more_with_your/ (karma-enigma)
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There’s a chance you haven’t yet seen all possible number combinations of the clock

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi8o93/theres_a_chance_you_havent_yet_seen_all_possible/ (leonbravo10)
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The cereal industry is almost entirely dependent on the milk industry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi8mav/the_cereal_industry_is_almost_entirely_dependent/ (thesmartass1)
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If the Hunger Games happened in todays society attractive girls would have a huge advantage seeing as Simps would send them so much stuff as a sponsor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi8lws/if_the_hunger_games_happened_in_todays_society/ (JetPackM)
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An easy way of getting information is saying wrong information.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi8jut/an_easy_way_of_getting_information_is_saying/ (lawziet)
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There is no self, there is only an observer of said self.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi8jm3/there_is_no_self_there_is_only_an_observer_of/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Short people, because they want to be as tall as they can, probably have better posture then taller people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi8gsu/short_people_because_they_want_to_be_as_tall_as/ (Backseatespionage)
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Thanks to our ears we can wear glasses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi8fkf/thanks_to_our_ears_we_can_wear_glasses/ (n3rv0u5)
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If you are attractive and avoid talking to people they'll think you're a snob but if you are ugly they'll think you're awkward

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi8d2c/if_you_are_attractive_and_avoid_talking_to_people/ (alomeme487)
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Wearing a mask, but leaving the nose uncovered serves the purpose of wearing a mask equally as well as wearing pants, but threading your penis through the fly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi8bo8/wearing_a_mask_but_leaving_the_nose_uncovered/ (3_quarterling_rogue)
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I'll never be sure anyone but myself actually exists

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi8b2v/ill_never_be_sure_anyone_but_myself_actually/ (DandySamberg)
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There has probably been an instance where a locksmith has had to open a chastity belt for someone with a humiliation fetish.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi882b/there_has_probably_been_an_instance_where_a/ (Kaaarm)
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Casual western sushi eaters have probably never eaten actual wasabi

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi873n/casual_western_sushi_eaters_have_probably_never/ (Decay4326)
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A square can never be long, it can only be big

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi84do/a_square_can_never_be_long_it_can_only_be_big/ (bluesky38)
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People who Rickroll have to Rickroll themselves for them to Rickroll others

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi83wi/people_who_rickroll_have_to_rickroll_themselves/ (yeet-lord876)
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Lego people build houses out of their own flesh.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi83sk/lego_people_build_houses_out_of_their_own_flesh/ (_SquidYT)
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Antartica is the smartest place on earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi83r0/antartica_is_the_smartest_place_on_earth/ (AlucardVal)
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If you think about it, racism is really weird. We treat people differently because of the pigment of their skin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi83js/if_you_think_about_it_racism_is_really_weird_we/ ([deleted])
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At some point, you may have initiated a chain of yawns that's still going.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi82nh/at_some_point_you_may_have_initiated_a_chain_of/ (lauvnoodles)
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Firing bullets randomly in air will end up killing people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi81iz/firing_bullets_randomly_in_air_will_end_up/ (newCoder250)
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When in front of mirror ,You never catch yourself looking sideways

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi805j/when_in_front_of_mirror_you_never_catch_yourself/ (KUSHtoGADBADhai)
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‘Monosyllabic’ and ‘Polysyllabic’ have the same number of syllables.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi800t/monosyllabic_and_polysyllabic_have_the_same/ (mcq316)
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Pursuit of perfection can be paralyzing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi7z9c/pursuit_of_perfection_can_be_paralyzing/ (jhb62)
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Doing something complicated and long without knowing how to do it but still trying is a challenge. Doing something complicated and long with knowing it perfectly is a chore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi7yc1/doing_something_complicated_and_long_without/ (Ou_pwo)
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Roland Tembo (Pete Postlethwaite) was the smartest character in the Jurassic Park franchise. He had no delusions of power, wealth or philanthropy. He recognized bad decisions and distanced himself from the fallout. After getting what he wanted (taking down a T-Rex), he immediately took off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi7y7r/roland_tembo_pete_postlethwaite_was_the_smartest/ (The_Last_Boy_Scout)
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Most autographs have never been directly touched by the person who signed them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi7wkz/most_autographs_have_never_been_directly_touched/ (samtherat6)
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Ghosts aren't carbon-based lifeforms

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi7vrj/ghosts_arent_carbonbased_lifeforms/ (SyddVidd)
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There are Billions of Micro-Organisms living on you, so whenever you itch yourself, your destroying millions of lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi7vpv/there_are_billions_of_microorganisms_living_on/ (Bleached-Cat)
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The prince thought he was being so smart by picking the girl who complained about a pea under a layer of 20 mattresses but damn that must have been one miserably marriage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi7u9a/the_prince_thought_he_was_being_so_smart_by/ (thenewyorkgod)
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A team going on a long win streak followed by a long loss streak feels way worse than a team with a mix of wins + losses over the same stretch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi7s6r/a_team_going_on_a_long_win_streak_followed_by_a/ (giraffeman3705)
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Lazy people actually end up having to do more work, so they are the least lazy people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi7qa6/lazy_people_actually_end_up_having_to_do_more/ (jmoda)
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If self-driving cars become commonplace and safe, they won't be able to get around in cities as pedestrians will just jaywalk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi7psv/if_selfdriving_cars_become_commonplace_and_safe/ (NerdKidOnReddit)
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there's a fine line between art so incredibly bad its good and bad art

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi7p97/theres_a_fine_line_between_art_so_incredibly_bad/ (Newfypuppie)
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Chicken nuggets already are dinosaur nuggets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi7n9q/chicken_nuggets_already_are_dinosaur_nuggets/ (read2breathe)
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We are the first humans to be digitally documented.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi7mg0/we_are_the_first_humans_to_be_digitally_documented/ (MyClothesWereInThere)
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Packaged food is based off weight and we blindly believe the amount in said package to be correct.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi7lw0/packaged_food_is_based_off_weight_and_we_blindly/ (Atxflyguy83)
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Changing hairstyles after a break up feels like you’re staring a new season in the television series of your life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi7jnn/changing_hairstyles_after_a_break_up_feels_like/ (ArmanJimmyJab)
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You can check yourself out on the surveillance screen in the self-checkout line

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi7ih8/you_can_check_yourself_out_on_the_surveillance/ (markkaschak)
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The 5 second rule becomes a lot more dangerous if you own a cat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi7g3f/the_5_second_rule_becomes_a_lot_more_dangerous_if/ (Roasterson)
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A mascot is a company's persona

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi7fe4/a_mascot_is_a_companys_persona/ (phoopO6)
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It takes longer to professionally scramble a Rubik’s Cube than it takes for speed cubers to solve it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi7d4d/it_takes_longer_to_professionally_scramble_a/ (taleofacurlyfry)
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People that have broken keys on their keyboards are the same people that have broken phone cases and later in life are the same people that have dented cars

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi7b23/people_that_have_broken_keys_on_their_keyboards/ (patate324)
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I'm immortal until proven mortal, you can't change that. Periodt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi78pv/im_immortal_until_proven_mortal_you_cant_change/ (so-many-things-to-do)
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Somewhere not that far away there is someone who dreams of life you hate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi78cr/somewhere_not_that_far_away_there_is_someone_who/ (vpetrychuk)
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Pack list can also be used as a list to ensure you don't forget anything when returning back from destination.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi77of/pack_list_can_also_be_used_as_a_list_to_ensure/ (Yogi1985)
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2010 is a decade old

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi76is/2010_is_a_decade_old/ (shotgunning-your-can)
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The most accurate proof that people don't have psychic powers is that no one ever stopped their phone from falling into the floor using their mind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi7603/the_most_accurate_proof_that_people_dont_have/ (Dikran)
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All the crappy overused NCS background music is gonna be nostalgic after a couple decades.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi74n7/all_the_crappy_overused_ncs_background_music_is/ (offeverynight)
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2010 was 10 years ago

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi73pe/2010_was_10_years_ago/ ([deleted])
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Yoda probably can't spell out loud

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi73j7/yoda_probably_cant_spell_out_loud/ (Blazinghookshot)
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You are the main character in your life story.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi73f7/you_are_the_main_character_in_your_life_story/ (DarealHur1cNe)
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It’s rare that someone will get so upset with Walmart that they’ll never shop there again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi72hv/its_rare_that_someone_will_get_so_upset_with/ (isabelrich)
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A common regret in the future will be to have spend too much of one’s life on social media

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi71sf/a_common_regret_in_the_future_will_be_to_have/ (vb_nm)
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When a porn actress undresses, she is actually getting dressed for work

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi71rt/when_a_porn_actress_undresses_she_is_actually/ (Barinski04)
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The degree to which you still care about possessing alkaline batteries is directly proportional to the number of children you have

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi6z01/the_degree_to_which_you_still_care_about/ (MarinersFan28)
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Rick Roll will count as dad joke in future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi6yw5/rick_roll_will_count_as_dad_joke_in_future/ (kryto_)
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Saying “I am only flesh and blood” is far more comfortable than saying “I am only flesh.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi6yne/saying_i_am_only_flesh_and_blood_is_far_more/ (FallacyDog)
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Hedonism is the root of all human to human conflicts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi6w9j/hedonism_is_the_root_of_all_human_to_human/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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When you write something on a paper with pencil, you use dead wood on dead wood.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi6w8d/when_you_write_something_on_a_paper_with_pencil/ (Quhon)
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All shit is holy as it all comes from holes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi6vmh/all_shit_is_holy_as_it_all_comes_from_holes/ (Nice-Average)
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Good morning, Good evening and good afternoon are never used as a farewell, but Good night usually is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi6uoq/good_morning_good_evening_and_good_afternoon_are/ ([deleted])
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People do nice stuff for others because it makes them happy witch makes the person that gave the act happy. If it didn't make us happy no one would do it, making a selfless act a selfish act

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi6uek/people_do_nice_stuff_for_others_because_it_makes/ (xlybear)
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When you think you need something to drink, like a beer or a soda, you just need a water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi6u2m/when_you_think_you_need_something_to_drink_like_a/ (PhD3DP)
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A self-centered person will always assume they are the thinker of their thoughts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi6ty8/a_selfcentered_person_will_always_assume_they_are/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Dumb people think that they are smart. Smart people know that they are dumb.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi6sfm/dumb_people_think_that_they_are_smart_smart/ ([deleted])
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Some things on the Internet will garner no attention except to the person who put it on there in the first place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi6r1n/some_things_on_the_internet_will_garner_no/ (somkkeshav555)
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It's interesting that star wars fans like movies which have space wizards which movie things by literal magic, but criticize new movies for their scientifical inacuracy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi6q2m/its_interesting_that_star_wars_fans_like_movies/ (Plaguesthewhite)
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A mechanical tapeworm that turns excess calories you consume into energy you can use to charge your mobile devices

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi6oby/a_mechanical_tapeworm_that_turns_excess_calories/ (Cheshire-Kate)
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No one has ever said “I may or may not have....” and ever not done the thing they’re talking about. It’s a pointless saying

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi6nzd/no_one_has_ever_said_i_may_or_may_not_have_and/ (Johnny_Waffles85)
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Black cars with black leather seats...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi6nxw/black_cars_with_black_leather_seats/ (linnyd0124)
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Male bees die after mating, so Barrys dad is either not his real one or he is adopted

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi6nw5/male_bees_die_after_mating_so_barrys_dad_is/ (0-nihil-0)
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People who dress up chickens and pigs take playing with your food to a whole new level.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi6mtn/people_who_dress_up_chickens_and_pigs_take/ (Darkshadow1819)
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Having frosting by itself often feels more unhealthy than having frosting with cake.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi6ln3/having_frosting_by_itself_often_feels_more/ (coolkid6492)
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Movie Star Planet Is Technically An MMORPG

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi6ljj/movie_star_planet_is_technically_an_mmorpg/ (RedlineBidoof)
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It would make sense for POC to get tattoos in white for maximum contrast and clarity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi6lh6/it_would_make_sense_for_poc_to_get_tattoos_in/ (epicwarrior123)
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The future is watching you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi6l4j/the_future_is_watching_you/ (anyonamous)
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Frosted Mini Wheats are actually relatively large for a cereal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi6kip/frosted_mini_wheats_are_actually_relatively_large/ (TunaRish)
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The word "scent" could have a silent S or a silent C

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi6kfi/the_word_scent_could_have_a_silent_s_or_a_silent_c/ (iamsecond)
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An elephant eats a booger when it drinks using it's trunk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi6jeb/an_elephant_eats_a_booger_when_it_drinks_using/ (Nwah0utlander)
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If Professor X can move things with his minds, he could move his legs with his mind, so he could probably just walk by telekinesis

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi6jdd/if_professor_x_can_move_things_with_his_minds_he/ (iamsecond)
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If Minors Are Under 18s, Why Aren’t Over 18s Majors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi6ilc/if_minors_are_under_18s_why_arent_over_18s_majors/ (WRSA)
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Younger siblings always get the older one’s used stuff, including your moms womb.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi6hvj/younger_siblings_always_get_the_older_ones_used/ (justmikewilldo)
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Refrigerators cool food while heating homes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi6h3f/refrigerators_cool_food_while_heating_homes/ ([deleted])
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Bees are statistically the biggest simps on the planet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi6gxz/bees_are_statistically_the_biggest_simps_on_the/ (Malonezone27)
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Cinderella's shoe shouldn't have fallen off if it was such a perfect fit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi6gto/cinderellas_shoe_shouldnt_have_fallen_off_if_it/ (iamsecond)
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Mangle from Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 was the original Sirenhead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi6g93/mangle_from_five_nights_at_freddys_2_was_the/ (study-in-scarlet)
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You’re not happy because everything you think and do is for an imaginary self you chase after.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi6fun/youre_not_happy_because_everything_you_think_and/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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There is no medical therapy for stupidity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi6eu4/there_is_no_medical_therapy_for_stupidity/ (rocksofiron)
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People have probably been asking their dogs what a random noise is for hundreds of years which is probably why dogs react so quickly to their owners saying “what’s that”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi6daa/people_have_probably_been_asking_their_dogs_what/ ([deleted])
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The rise of Gelato is the fall of Baskin Robbins. The reason Baskin Robbins was so popular in the late 20th century is because of their famous variety of 31 flavours. Then Gelato came along with a continuous stream of new/unusual/untried flavours, sometimes offering over 50 flavours in one shop.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi6cv7/the_rise_of_gelato_is_the_fall_of_baskin_robbins/ (Basketball_Mom)
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Self-centeredness is the shittiest seat one can view reality from.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi6cgo/selfcenteredness_is_the_shittiest_seat_one_can/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Growing up, anvils seemed like a much bigger threat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi6bj8/growing_up_anvils_seemed_like_a_much_bigger_threat/ (ElderCunningham)
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Young adults are reckless because they don’t have much to lose

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi69ww/young_adults_are_reckless_because_they_dont_have/ (TwentyTenEleven)
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Every mission in the Mission Impossible films were possible

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi68wz/every_mission_in_the_mission_impossible_films/ (slippin_square)
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To get in to a good art school you already have to be good at art

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi678f/to_get_in_to_a_good_art_school_you_already_have/ (heatislandeffect)
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when a bomb goes off, it partially organizes things by weight

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi6633/when_a_bomb_goes_off_it_partially_organizes/ (I_badassmonkey)
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If someone were actually extremely happy, it’s unlikely they would feel the need to get validation about it from strangers on social media.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi63mt/if_someone_were_actually_extremely_happy_its/ (aliengames666)
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Glizzy is slang for both a hot dog and a gun

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi62vt/glizzy_is_slang_for_both_a_hot_dog_and_a_gun/ (Moe787277)
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In movies, no one's phone is ever on silent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi62ci/in_movies_no_ones_phone_is_ever_on_silent/ (MrBossMan007)
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Sometimes, even when someone’s life looks good on the outside, being inside their head is a fucking nightmare.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi623w/sometimes_even_when_someones_life_looks_good_on/ (aliengames666)
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When you eat salt, you're eating little rocks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi5zh3/when_you_eat_salt_youre_eating_little_rocks/ (Ontario-)
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When arguing with someone and they start insulting you, they've essentially quit the argument.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi5yxl/when_arguing_with_someone_and_they_start/ (Rikako_Asakura)
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Vampires must love eating pussy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi5wom/vampires_must_love_eating_pussy/ (iMainXerath)
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With the oldest millennials being 40, it won't be long before we talk about the youth trends of 50 year olds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi5wma/with_the_oldest_millennials_being_40_it_wont_be/ (hmmhmm25)
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The way you view others directly affects the way other treat you and the other way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi5tis/the_way_you_view_others_directly_affects_the_way/ (jukabukaer)
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Maybe the reason people shit/piss themselves when scared is to remove dead weight so you can run faster.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi5t24/maybe_the_reason_people_shitpiss_themselves_when/ (Bandit263)
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Telling someone from the nineties that websites check that you are not a robot in the future would probably freak them out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi5s6p/telling_someone_from_the_nineties_that_websites/ (PsychedelicPistachio)
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A couch really tells you a lot about someone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi5rom/a_couch_really_tells_you_a_lot_about_someone/ (MidgeMoee)
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Telling someone from the eighties that checking whether someone was a robot or not is a common occurrence in the future would probably freak them out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi5pm6/telling_someone_from_the_eighties_that_checking/ ([deleted])
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Your soulmate might have walked past you at one point in your life and you probably haven't realised

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi5pa4/your_soulmate_might_have_walked_past_you_at_one/ (SuperShaun1603)
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Maybe humans and apes never really bonded like we did with dogs because apes, given how genetically similar they are to us, might see us as competition instead of benevolent beings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi5oo9/maybe_humans_and_apes_never_really_bonded_like_we/ (vexed_chexmix)
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All alcohol that’s drunk on Christmas is technically a Christmas spirit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi5o7a/all_alcohol_thats_drunk_on_christmas_is/ (azn_potnoodle)
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At the north pole, "Go South" is an instruction that cover every other point on earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi5mpo/at_the_north_pole_go_south_is_an_instruction_that/ (Benve7)
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Making out before the creation of toothpaste was probably not part of foreplay.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi5ljb/making_out_before_the_creation_of_toothpaste_was/ (Dr_Krocodile)
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You can’t know pleasure without pain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi5led/you_cant_know_pleasure_without_pain/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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It’s weird how we send people to space, but we don’t have packages with hot dog that matches the amount of hot dog buns

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi5k8b/its_weird_how_we_send_people_to_space_but_we_dont/ (Doodle_Dragon)
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satan probably brings bad people to hell because he likes them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi5ihh/satan_probably_brings_bad_people_to_hell_because/ (livingbleach)
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Every Scooby-Doo villain could have made bank doing special effects for movies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi5hdb/every_scoobydoo_villain_could_have_made_bank/ (Clattu)
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Everyone complains about how schools teach useless facts like “The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell”, but the fact that everyone knows that is proof of the evolution of mankind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi5gsp/everyone_complains_about_how_schools_teach/ (Blobinhood)
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If you can't dislike something, it defeats the purpose of being able to like it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi5fro/if_you_cant_dislike_something_it_defeats_the/ (lawziet)
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The internet at its best is when you know a link will rickroll you but you still click it out of respect.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi5eml/the_internet_at_its_best_is_when_you_know_a_link/ (broji04)
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Companies/businesses that try to appeal to a wider audience by trying to be cool and hip actually appeal to a narrower audience

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi5ecm/companiesbusinesses_that_try_to_appeal_to_a_wider/ (karsow2054)
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There are people that are die hard Die Hard fans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi5e4b/there_are_people_that_are_die_hard_die_hard_fans/ (thats-MEan)
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Or maybe you wake up when you die in a dream because when we die we wake up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi5e0w/or_maybe_you_wake_up_when_you_die_in_a_dream/ (NauticalPhoenix)
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There's nothing more satisfactory than actually having to use that "backup" you kept along with you just in case things go south.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi5c0t/theres_nothing_more_satisfactory_than_actually/ ([deleted])
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Walking on a floor being mopped lowkey feels like a dick move.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi5c0a/walking_on_a_floor_being_mopped_lowkey_feels_like/ (ExcellentItem)
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Using Comic Sans unironically is more ironic than using Comic Sans ironically

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi5bmn/using_comic_sans_unironically_is_more_ironic_than/ (yoshiroxx)
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Going up a mountain without bottled oxygen is getting high off your own supply

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi59q6/going_up_a_mountain_without_bottled_oxygen_is/ (PopeShashcan49)
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Riding in the passenger seat of a car with your feet on the dash is probably the most dangerous thing a lot of people have done

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi59m5/riding_in_the_passenger_seat_of_a_car_with_your/ ([deleted])
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"i dont have a life"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi58fi/i_dont_have_a_life/ (Mickistar4)
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It’s weird how the word for taking the dust off of something is “dusting”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi57kn/its_weird_how_the_word_for_taking_the_dust_off_of/ (ragemrat)
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All things are opposites of one another and necessary for open-ended growth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi56nu/all_things_are_opposites_of_one_another_and/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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There is no "I" in "TEAM" Doesn't work if you don't speek English

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi56lv/there_is_no_i_in_team_doesnt_work_if_you_dont/ (SparksArchon)
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Your car keys have traveled farther than your actual car

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi55qo/your_car_keys_have_traveled_farther_than_your/ (Peter_Schulz)
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At one point in your life, all the flies on earth when you were born died. And you had no idea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi54mo/at_one_point_in_your_life_all_the_flies_on_earth/ (smackheadsnake)
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No one can know if the observed exists without an observer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi541w/no_one_can_know_if_the_observed_exists_without_an/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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The observed cannot exist without the observer and the observer cannot exist without anything to be observed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi52gc/the_observed_cannot_exist_without_the_observer/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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It’s easier to die for someone than it is to live for them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi51bs/its_easier_to_die_for_someone_than_it_is_to_live/ (kitten451)
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Nectarines sound like a citrus fruit, but they’re like plums.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi50uc/nectarines_sound_like_a_citrus_fruit_but_theyre/ (whiskydrowned)
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Growing up, it seemed the Muppets were very focused on determining what exactly Gonzo was, and no one seemed to really care that there’s a psychotic, delusional lunatic playing the drums in the band.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi505m/growing_up_it_seemed_the_muppets_were_very/ (raider34)
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Gorillas don’t understand many bodybuilding techniques so we’ve probably never seen one at full strength

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi4wni/gorillas_dont_understand_many_bodybuilding/ ([deleted])
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I wonder if birds feel the same way flying over a canyon as humans do swimming past the shelf in the ocean

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi4w56/i_wonder_if_birds_feel_the_same_way_flying_over_a/ (kre8or99)
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We are all the same, no one is unique or special. We are all the randomly piled up vibrating shit of the universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi4w4k/we_are_all_the_same_no_one_is_unique_or_special/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Printed high-tech manuals from the late '80s to mid '90s will be invaluable historical documents in future millenia. They had detailed pictograms and photos, and simple clear instructions (no WWW) translated as closely as possible into many different languages and alphabets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi4uft/printed_hightech_manuals_from_the_late_80s_to_mid/ (OyVeyzMeir)
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If you somehow end up being naked in public, it's better to cover your face than your genitals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi4s5z/if_you_somehow_end_up_being_naked_in_public_its/ (bro--wtf)
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Everyone is the same, all brains are contained by your reality frame and chained to the terrain, it's trained not to change.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi4rse/everyone_is_the_same_all_brains_are_contained_by/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Need to get milk at the store later

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi4r6h/need_to_get_milk_at_the_store_later/ (Non-Doomsday)
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With everyone wearing masks, unlocking your phone with a fingerprint instead of your face is starting to sound like a good idea again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi4nq8/with_everyone_wearing_masks_unlocking_your_phone/ (UYScutiPuffJr)
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Q-Tips are probably the most widely purchased commercial product that is used specifically against the way it is advised

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi4n5d/qtips_are_probably_the_most_widely_purchased/ (Daclein99)
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Dos Equis expected people to take beer recommendations from a character that didn’t always drink beer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi4n0m/dos_equis_expected_people_to_take_beer/ (TimMarkel)
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For most people the sun makes their hair lighter and their skin darker, us gingers only get less or more red.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi4kob/for_most_people_the_sun_makes_their_hair_lighter/ (payphonepirate)
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Hiccups are natural sentence interceptors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi4j8t/hiccups_are_natural_sentence_interceptors/ (Peanut_Butt3r675)
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Penguins run like anime characters

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi4hft/penguins_run_like_anime_characters/ (CoqDHL)
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Sunroofs are almost the inverse of T-tops.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi4hda/sunroofs_are_almost_the_inverse_of_ttops/ (SkywalkerGLM)
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The anti-meta will usually become the meta.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi4h6m/the_antimeta_will_usually_become_the_meta/ (lawziet)
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We've all been shot out of at least one of our parent's genitals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi4g7j/weve_all_been_shot_out_of_at_least_one_of_our/ (SomeRandomAzianGuy)
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Truman from “The Truman Show” was really battling to become a True Man all along.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi4cq9/truman_from_the_truman_show_was_really_battling/ (joronimo99)
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"'Tis" was the "it's" before "it's" existed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi4chv/tis_was_the_its_before_its_existed/ (RiceGrainz)
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If you receive a monthly wage, February you makes the least amount of effort to receive it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi4ate/if_you_receive_a_monthly_wage_february_you_makes/ (JSnicket)
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we've spent years and years perfecting the english language, only for most modern conversations to consist of "bruh"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi497t/weve_spent_years_and_years_perfecting_the_english/ (gid__rainey)
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Stealing candy from a kid is actually a health intervention.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi47br/stealing_candy_from_a_kid_is_actually_a_health/ (Lum1nar)
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You can’t waterboard an elephant. They’re used to water in their trunks/noses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi44p0/you_cant_waterboard_an_elephant_theyre_used_to/ (CatBedParadise)
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We are actually executing our nails with nail clippers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi44n5/we_are_actually_executing_our_nails_with_nail/ (emrela)
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Face mask tan lines will be the new shirt tan lines

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi414z/face_mask_tan_lines_will_be_the_new_shirt_tan/ (247doglover)
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If police were required to keep a camera on their person at all times, then police brutality would increase as the main inhibitor is the lack of evidence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi407k/if_police_were_required_to_keep_a_camera_on_their/ (LimeGrass619)
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Once everyone goes back to work, everyone's pets are going to develop separation anxiety.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi3ztx/once_everyone_goes_back_to_work_everyones_pets/ (ThiccPikachuu)
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‘Taking a shower’ went from a thing we do every day before work to a daily achievement

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi3zhh/taking_a_shower_went_from_a_thing_we_do_every_day/ (guminhyeok)
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Every death is technically an overdose on life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi3xxl/every_death_is_technically_an_overdose_on_life/ (daewae123)
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The easiest and the hardest game is the same, a game which you cannot access.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi3x5h/the_easiest_and_the_hardest_game_is_the_same_a/ (ppbigpp1)
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Evolution apparently figured that if food and sex weren't so intensely pleasurable, we as a species couldn't be trusted to survive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi3wul/evolution_apparently_figured_that_if_food_and_sex/ (Vox---Nihil)
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John Hammond's catchphrase in "Jurassic Park" is actually really ironic. He claims that he "Spared no expense!" on anything in the park, but the entire plot happens because he only bothered to hire one computer programmer and didn't pay him enough money to keep him happy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi3uoa/john_hammonds_catchphrase_in_jurassic_park_is/ (themightyheptagon)
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We are somewhat the parents of mosquitos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi3soa/we_are_somewhat_the_parents_of_mosquitos/ (duadam)
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You can't have helium balloons at a party and not do squeaky voice at some point.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi3pq5/you_cant_have_helium_balloons_at_a_party_and_not/ (karma-enigma)
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If heating something expands it slightly, standing in a warm condition would cause you to grow slightly (you're welcome lads)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi3p6q/if_heating_something_expands_it_slightly_standing/ (toblerone888)
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Almost everything that moves does so by cleverly changing shape.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi3os3/almost_everything_that_moves_does_so_by_cleverly/ (Sepiac)
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Someone has probably flashed him or herself to a camera without you noticing it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi3nw1/someone_has_probably_flashed_him_or_herself_to_a/ (danielsanderpsv)
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Getting a handjob may sometimes feel as awkward as brushing your teeth with your non dominant hand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi3nrm/getting_a_handjob_may_sometimes_feel_as_awkward/ (thelandan)
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If your birthday is on the first day of the year, your most recent birthday will never be “last year.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi3nqq/if_your_birthday_is_on_the_first_day_of_the_year/ (bradfair)
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Our sneezes travel at 100mph, which is the average speed of EF1 tornado winds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi3npr/our_sneezes_travel_at_100mph_which_is_the_average/ (waluigismashedme)
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While creating the fps genre of games, someone thought that a shot to the head is more important than a shot to the heart, and people just went with it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi3np6/while_creating_the_fps_genre_of_games_someone/ (Djderpboi)
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Fixing your own cereal and choosing your own T.V channel in those magical early hours of a Saturday and Sunday morning is many people's first experience of independence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi3lja/fixing_your_own_cereal_and_choosing_your_own_tv/ (Bagners)
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U2’s album “Songs of Innocence” pioneered music streaming as we know it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi3km9/u2s_album_songs_of_innocence_pioneered_music/ (cootertooter2)
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It’s possible that the same day we reduce our CO2 emissions to the target levels, we will get hit by a massive solar flare

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi3jyw/its_possible_that_the_same_day_we_reduce_our_co2/ (MarinersFan28)
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Think of how many times in your life you avoid someone you know that you see in a crowd or public place and they have no idea. Then think that probably happens to you just as often, and you have no idea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi3iv1/think_of_how_many_times_in_your_life_you_avoid/ (pplpersons_paperppl)
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We can only observe things in the past, but never in the future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi3ion/we_can_only_observe_things_in_the_past_but_never/ (spurzrock)
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We are buying really expensive clothes and lingery to roleplay in bed with, only to take them off again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi3hij/we_are_buying_really_expensive_clothes_and/ (JustaRandomguy9999)
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If interdimenional traveling was possible it is much more likely that people from a different dimension discover it and travels into our universe than us discovering it ourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi3gtz/if_interdimenional_traveling_was_possible_it_is/ (Nonfaktor)
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Men who are flirted with, think that they're not flirted with while men who aren't flirted with think that they are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi3efn/men_who_are_flirted_with_think_that_theyre_not/ (Fwoym16)
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Everything on earth is either a banana, or not a banana

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi3ch9/everything_on_earth_is_either_a_banana_or_not_a/ (Tayyib77)
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Everything on earth is either a banana, or not a banana

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi3aq7/everything_on_earth_is_either_a_banana_or_not_a/ (GingerSoulGiver)
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Build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door. Just like they did with all those other rich and famous rat trap inventors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi38do/build_a_better_mousetrap_and_the_world_will_beat/ (Ringoworms)
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spiders probably never have nightmares cause their entire house is a dream catcher

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi37mi/spiders_probably_never_have_nightmares_cause/ (AjahnMara)
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Whoever sells sea shells by the sea shore doesn’t understand supply and demand

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi37i7/whoever_sells_sea_shells_by_the_sea_shore_doesnt/ (Ringoworms)
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Seating plans in schools can literally change our lives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi369s/seating_plans_in_schools_can_literally_change_our/ ([deleted])
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Captcha doesn´t actually check if you´re a robot or not, it only checks if the robot is smart enough to pass the test

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi35lk/captcha_doesnt_actually_check_if_youre_a_robot_or/ (Tio_RaRater)
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Spirituality is poor man’s physics

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi35b8/spirituality_is_poor_mans_physics/ (V3N0ME)
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Monopoly is proof that anyone can be corrupted by money

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi34hi/monopoly_is_proof_that_anyone_can_be_corrupted_by/ ([deleted])
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A group chat probably made fun of you one day and you have no idea

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi344p/a_group_chat_probably_made_fun_of_you_one_day_and/ (anton43nc3)
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Saying "UPC code" is no different from saying "RIP in peace"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi33t9/saying_upc_code_is_no_different_from_saying_rip/ (Starthreads)
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There’s probably at least one person who has played Dumb Ways to Die who has been hit and killed by a train

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi32wt/theres_probably_at_least_one_person_who_has/ (pluey200)
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Science is skepticism with rules.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi32ro/science_is_skepticism_with_rules/ (funkmotor69)
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The New Year’s Eve countdown was just a timer to the beginning of the end of the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi31vx/the_new_years_eve_countdown_was_just_a_timer_to/ (iamcorner)
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All cars get cancer, but we all know it as rust.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi31gp/all_cars_get_cancer_but_we_all_know_it_as_rust/ ([deleted])
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The instability caused by the constant fighting between Superheroes and villains, has most likely caused more harm to people and companies than if they just let a villain win and have to deal with a sacrificial quota every year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi319h/the_instability_caused_by_the_constant_fighting/ (Nazamroth)
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Amazon workers are the new milk man

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi3016/amazon_workers_are_the_new_milk_man/ ([deleted])
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There’s a chance that a small meteor could hit the person you hate most right in the head at any given moment. Don’t lose hope

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi2ygs/theres_a_chance_that_a_small_meteor_could_hit_the/ ([deleted])
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An AED is the closest thing we have to unplugging a person and then plugging them back in

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi2ycq/an_aed_is_the_closest_thing_we_have_to_unplugging/ (imnotwillferrell)
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There isn’t much of a difference between that douche biker roaring his engine and that guy driving around blaring his music. They’re both just awful

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi2vla/there_isnt_much_of_a_difference_between_that/ ([deleted])
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It’s not really Mission “impossible” if the mission was actually completed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi2vfl/its_not_really_mission_impossible_if_the_mission/ (User_Name08)
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"a part" is the the word "apart" taken apart.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi2v3h/a_part_is_the_the_word_apart_taken_apart/ (TheOutbreak)
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One day, everyone just agreed that a few meant three or four of something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi2un5/one_day_everyone_just_agreed_that_a_few_meant/ (FrenzyRush)
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The word "rebel" can only be used correctly in English Speech when you use the right pronunciation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi2svj/the_word_rebel_can_only_be_used_correctly_in/ (ShadowStrike2)
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It’s a good think fish don’t have a fear of heights/depths

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi2s2f/its_a_good_think_fish_dont_have_a_fear_of/ ([deleted])
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When you walk to your karate instructors you are coming to your senseis.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi2rbi/when_you_walk_to_your_karate_instructors_you_are/ (azgrunt)
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Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi2pxx/birthday_sex_is_having_sex_to_celebrate_your/ (Cannabun)
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We are equally far away from 2025 and 2015.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi2ohe/we_are_equally_far_away_from_2025_and_2015/ (Alex13104)
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People who have snapchat, we probably have a subconscious hatred for an arrow so that if there was a scientific experiment to choose between a curved-edge square and a triangle with no context a majority would choose the square.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi2mwy/people_who_have_snapchat_we_probably_have_a/ (upholsteryneverworks)
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Most people who consider themselves diehard Star Wars fans seem to hate more than half of the Star Wars films.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi2lhp/most_people_who_consider_themselves_diehard_star/ (Xander_Cloud)
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A mask is a face diaper

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi2jnv/a_mask_is_a_face_diaper/ (douchefartz)
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Talking "behind someone's back" is actually talking directly to their face

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi2j7y/talking_behind_someones_back_is_actually_talking/ (Farthousejones)
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A Bugs Life has probably saved the lives of millions of bugs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi2esp/a_bugs_life_has_probably_saved_the_lives_of/ ([deleted])
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There are a few things in life that better than having the plot in your dream fully resolved

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi2ea1/there_are_a_few_things_in_life_that_better_than/ (mrboy3)
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When we are drunk, we either forget who we are or become what we are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi2cqq/when_we_are_drunk_we_either_forget_who_we_are_or/ (F2P_Master)
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In fall, you constantly walk on dead bodies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi2bgs/in_fall_you_constantly_walk_on_dead_bodies/ (ChesyonMightExist)
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Most famous actors have doubles but if the double would have taken acting lessons first the actor could have become the double.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi2b3a/most_famous_actors_have_doubles_but_if_the_double/ (MyMainIsBurned)
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r/midlyintersting best posts are actually interesting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi2auj/rmidlyintersting_best_posts_are_actually/ (tTensai)
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A 50 year old woman saying ‘my girlfriend’ is talking about something totally different than a 20 year old woman saying the same thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi2atw/a_50_year_old_woman_saying_my_girlfriend_is/ (SwordOfSierra)
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It's perfectly okay to eat chicken eggs and human sperm, but it's not okay to eat human eggs or chicken sperm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi2a31/its_perfectly_okay_to_eat_chicken_eggs_and_human/ (over_clox)
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Every text is a risky text when you have anxiety.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi28kn/every_text_is_a_risky_text_when_you_have_anxiety/ (Abhithind)
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If you hate a character on a tv show/movie for something they did, then they did a great job of being that character.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi24k5/if_you_hate_a_character_on_a_tv_showmovie_for/ (PokeRobo)
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If babies were born exactly a year after the parents..did it. The Maury show wouldn’t be a thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi21u5/if_babies_were_born_exactly_a_year_after_the/ (imthedino)
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Forget the score, fight for what's yours!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi20b4/forget_the_score_fight_for_whats_yours/ (Fufishiswaz)
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The number 37 looks like an (no pun intended) angry bird

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi1ycy/the_number_37_looks_like_an_no_pun_intended_angry/ (Diorno_kujoestar)
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All the computers in video games use aimbot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi1xrw/all_the_computers_in_video_games_use_aimbot/ (ItsDaDERP)
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The possibility of solving a rubik's cube by randomly shuffling it around is not zero.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi1wq0/the_possibility_of_solving_a_rubiks_cube_by/ (shadowsoulweaver)
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Some artists are probably punching the air rn for putting a lot of effort into creating music only to be labelled as tiktok songs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi1wlg/some_artists_are_probably_punching_the_air_rn_for/ (marcskibru)
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A goose is the ultimate all-terrain vehicle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi1vrw/a_goose_is_the_ultimate_allterrain_vehicle/ (ForbiddenFajita-)
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Most house fish are more decoration than they're pets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi1vf0/most_house_fish_are_more_decoration_than_theyre/ (ShlomoCh)
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Men are known for being visual creatures yet they have trouble finding things right in front of them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi1tn1/men_are_known_for_being_visual_creatures_yet_they/ (le-plus-malin)
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A fever is literally your brain saying "KILL IT WITH FIRE!"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi1scb/a_fever_is_literally_your_brain_saying_kill_it/ (FU3X)
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Every country in the world must have their own BBQ or grilled chicken recipes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi1rvt/every_country_in_the_world_must_have_their_own/ (AngryVirginian)
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We are all just brains wearing bones and flesh, meaning that the brain is the only organ that has named itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi1rej/we_are_all_just_brains_wearing_bones_and_flesh/ (FNaF_Carl)
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Deaf people are probably better at learning written languages, because they skip the entire phonetics part.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi1q6y/deaf_people_are_probably_better_at_learning/ (xdefmodex)
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So many product placements in movies have become normalized, it’s difficult to tell if they’re still product placements or just movies keeping up a trend.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi1pg0/so_many_product_placements_in_movies_have_become/ ([deleted])
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You know you're old when Dio still makes you think Ronnie James

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi1oye/you_know_youre_old_when_dio_still_makes_you_think/ (terminal8)
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You've never been naked for 24 hours.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi1ot0/youve_never_been_naked_for_24_hours/ ([deleted])
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Morning light is nature’s coffee

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi1nsr/morning_light_is_natures_coffee/ (jacksonkr_)
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The number 87 looks like a bird with glasses on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi1nm9/the_number_87_looks_like_a_bird_with_glasses_on/ (Diorno_kujoestar)
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Bee Movie and Bugs Life have probably saved the lives of millions of bees and bugs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi1m78/bee_movie_and_bugs_life_have_probably_saved_the/ ([deleted])
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2 people in a coma could dream that they marry each other, when they wake up they marry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi1ji3/2_people_in_a_coma_could_dream_that_they_marry/ (samuelelienai8)
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Having a work holiday on a Friday somehow feels Far inferior to a work holiday on a Monday.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi1iyv/having_a_work_holiday_on_a_friday_somehow_feels/ (cptntito)
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Masks left in pockets are the new tissues left in pockets of laundry room disasters

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi1iic/masks_left_in_pockets_are_the_new_tissues_left_in/ (polishprocessors)
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You have to try, to fail.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi1iff/you_have_to_try_to_fail/ (y7654321)
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Because of social media, 6 degrees of separation has become 5.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi1hnz/because_of_social_media_6_degrees_of_separation/ (DepressedMathTeacher)
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Some people write comment edits like GitHub commits :)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi1g96/some_people_write_comment_edits_like_github/ (theuntamed000)
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Your body gives a free express tour of your digestive system to all the food you eat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi1fji/your_body_gives_a_free_express_tour_of_your/ (schtuff01)
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We don't really throw up. We throw down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi1fev/we_dont_really_throw_up_we_throw_down/ (servo4711)
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The word "bed" already looks like a bed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi1e7g/the_word_bed_already_looks_like_a_bed/ (lorie_boo)
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Software would have a better chance of being updated if they asked you to update when you closed the app/software not when you open it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi1dlo/software_would_have_a_better_chance_of_being/ (MrCaspan)
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Spelling mistakes always make a statemant seem less profound than it otherwise would.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi1df9/spelling_mistakes_always_make_a_statemant_seem/ (hmitch94)
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You know you're an adult when you start naming your porn folder "porn".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi1cs0/you_know_youre_an_adult_when_you_start_naming/ (bendover912)
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Happiness can not be understood without having sadness to compare it to

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi1cje/happiness_can_not_be_understood_without_having/ ([deleted])
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Babies are living language decryption machines

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi1bxq/babies_are_living_language_decryption_machines/ (alkindi0)
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A poor soul purchased an annual pass to Disneyland...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi1ajb/a_poor_soul_purchased_an_annual_pass_to_disneyland/ ([deleted])
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If you don't believe anything you read, you end up just believing anything you want.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi19n3/if_you_dont_believe_anything_you_read_you_end_up/ (therankin)
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Online shaming is the modern day pillory.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi19ea/online_shaming_is_the_modern_day_pillory/ (TheFlightlessPenguin)
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maybe the reason why Yoda talks like that is because he feels that by speaking subject-verb-object rather than English verb-subject-object so the focus is placed on the Subject instead

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi17vj/maybe_the_reason_why_yoda_talks_like_that_is/ ([deleted])
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If Ironman hadn't interrupted Dr Strange when he was looking at future possibilities, Dr Strange could've seen more possibilities where they would've won

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi16f6/if_ironman_hadnt_interrupted_dr_strange_when_he/ (goodieboo)
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You wake up when you die in a dream because your brain can’t process what happens next.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi15xs/you_wake_up_when_you_die_in_a_dream_because_your/ (zaddyoc)
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A lot of people probably probably don’t know if it’s Samuel Jackson or Samuel L. Jackson, but don’t realize that they are unsure.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi15tf/a_lot_of_people_probably_probably_dont_know_if/ (PTFO_Sniper)
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*title of any Vsauce video*

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi15m2/title_of_any_vsauce_video/ (Kenridge_Koala)
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Firefighters fight fire with water,so then Waterfighters must fight water with flamethrowers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi1358/firefighters_fight_fire_with_waterso_then/ (Great_Kaiserov)
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Sometimes dreams are so good that we can up with a fucking disappointment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi12os/sometimes_dreams_are_so_good_that_we_can_up_with/ (Gamerjack56)
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All books are anagrams of each other

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi0xmr/all_books_are_anagrams_of_each_other/ (TheOnlyGodIsMe)
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The chances of you saying that a baby in the street is cute and then kicking his ass when he becomes an adult are low but never zero.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi0x8p/the_chances_of_you_saying_that_a_baby_in_the/ (Afraid_By_Snow)
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The moment you stop growing is the moment you start aging, there is no in between.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi0ws8/the_moment_you_stop_growing_is_the_moment_you/ (GuerrillaPerson)
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Meteorology is the one job that you can be wrong and not be fired

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi0vbr/meteorology_is_the_one_job_that_you_can_be_wrong/ (Chris-Lancio)
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It’s technically not mac and cheese if you don’t use macaroni

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi0u80/its_technically_not_mac_and_cheese_if_you_dont/ (somethingivy)
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there's a molecule of water that has the world record for the most living beings went-through

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi0sro/theres_a_molecule_of_water_that_has_the_world/ (reddithomeofmemes)
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If you think about swallowing something while eating it becomes harder to swallow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi0rmr/if_you_think_about_swallowing_something_while/ (John-Whipy27)
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Telling someone from the eighties that making sure a person isn't a robot is a common occurrence in the future, would probably freak them out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi0r1j/telling_someone_from_the_eighties_that_making/ ([deleted])
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These face mask requirements must be great for people self conscious about their teeth/smile.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi0qsz/these_face_mask_requirements_must_be_great_for/ (Swordude369)
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Maybe the reason there's a saying that goes "The worst things always happen to the best people" is because these "best people" didn't invest any points into their luck skill.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi0qp1/maybe_the_reason_theres_a_saying_that_goes_the/ ([deleted])
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Black isn't really a shade or colour. It's more of an absence of colour...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi0kfn/black_isnt_really_a_shade_or_colour_its_more_of/ (_LostSyndicate_)
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Blind People might be the only people that can see oxygen, aka oxygen is pure darkness but most of humanity just can't see it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi0k29/blind_people_might_be_the_only_people_that_can/ (TStudiosTheWeirdo)
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In most zombie situations if the whole world completely cooperated they would likely survive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi0jga/in_most_zombie_situations_if_the_whole_world/ (DYLANASlol)
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EAT becomes FAT if you don’t draw the line

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi0ieb/eat_becomes_fat_if_you_dont_draw_the_line/ (somethingivy)
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If you run in the opposite direction of Earth's rotation, it will look like you're operating a planet-size treadmill

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hi0i7e/if_you_run_in_the_opposite_direction_of_earths/ (schtuff01)
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Trees are future houses. Treehouses are both.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhtmvn/trees_are_future_houses_treehouses_are_both/ (MaxximumB)
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Maybe the internet is getting dumber because all the smart people use ad blocking so dumb stuff/clickbait gets more revenue

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhtltu/maybe_the_internet_is_getting_dumber_because_all/ (lookoutneit)
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When we were kids, we didn’t want to sleep, but when we are adults, we can’t wait to sleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhtlt0/when_we_were_kids_we_didnt_want_to_sleep_but_when/ (gob-bluth-jr)
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Most of the ‘unpopular opinions’ you hear are those that tried to be unpopular and failed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhtktj/most_of_the_unpopular_opinions_you_hear_are_those/ (frickfrackingdodos)
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If you're famous enough, if you ever want to find a picture from your past you can just google it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhtjhk/if_youre_famous_enough_if_you_ever_want_to_find_a/ (shoddyradio)
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Whales grow faster than grass.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhtj9g/whales_grow_faster_than_grass/ (MaxximumB)
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All humans are, technically speaking, homos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhtfjd/all_humans_are_technically_speaking_homos/ (Shadowbreakz)
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There might be a tiny chance of us becoming petroleum for a new race on earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhtekm/there_might_be_a_tiny_chance_of_us_becoming/ (Digital_Shiba)
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Serial killers would make for some quiet neighbors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhtegf/serial_killers_would_make_for_some_quiet_neighbors/ (BlanketMage)
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Anybody who says their beard is itchy is a liar. It's always their face.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhtech/anybody_who_says_their_beard_is_itchy_is_a_liar/ (grandpagrandpaa)
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If there’s an Ariana grande

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhtdhl/if_theres_an_ariana_grande/ (fried_clownfish)
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The person who invented 0 accomplished nothing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhtdfn/the_person_who_invented_0_accomplished_nothing/ (jmim2)
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When we colonize other planets, there’s a chance the planets would want to be independent from earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhtddb/when_we_colonize_other_planets_theres_a_chance/ (brymerst)
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The color orange was named after the fruit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhtd7o/the_color_orange_was_named_after_the_fruit/ (ASinglePlant)
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It's strange peeing into the ocean, your an organic sack of sentient water excreting inanimate water back into the main water source.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhtd65/its_strange_peeing_into_the_ocean_your_an_organic/ (Uncle_Rabbit)
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There are benedict cucumberbatch jokes but there are no ObiWannabe Cannotbe jokes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhtcyl/there_are_benedict_cucumberbatch_jokes_but_there/ (Screwbreaker)
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People not wearing masks are the same people who don’t like wearing condoms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhtcto/people_not_wearing_masks_are_the_same_people_who/ (itsmissmarie1)
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If you’re a night owl, you technically start off the day by going to bed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhtcnj/if_youre_a_night_owl_you_technically_start_off/ (ObamaGotUrMama)
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The only thing more annoying than an incorrect autocorrect is typing the wrong word because a letter on your keyboard is not working

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhtcgd/the_only_thing_more_annoying_than_an_incorrect/ (2020Chapter)
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Since your lips and anus share the same material a mouth to mouth kiss could technically also be a rimjob

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhtbnq/since_your_lips_and_anus_share_the_same_material/ (Rahkol)
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Musicians will continue to think up new songs for the rest of their lives. They just don't necessarily share with the rest of us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhtbih/musicians_will_continue_to_think_up_new_songs_for/ (CarboardFeelings)
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Donuts are the strippers of the bagel world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hht5f4/donuts_are_the_strippers_of_the_bagel_world/ (wileydan)
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People are gonna make jokes about carona beer for years to come

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hht4y4/people_are_gonna_make_jokes_about_carona_beer_for/ (TheFlame150)
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The most intelligent psychopaths are never going to be talked about on the news because they’ll never be caught

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hht4ow/the_most_intelligent_psychopaths_are_never_going/ (SentinelVortexx)
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If you have two legs, you have an above average amount of legs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hht46y/if_you_have_two_legs_you_have_an_above_average/ (null_reference_user)
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Once enough people become nearsighted, people with 20/20 eyesight will be said to have "eagle vision"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hht3t0/once_enough_people_become_nearsighted_people_with/ (The_G1ver)
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When you record a video of your nearby light source then fast forward it, it's technically faster than the light.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hht3gt/when_you_record_a_video_of_your_nearby_light/ (Void_conq)
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Future family members will pay a premium to have our unencrypted internet history/activity mined and thoroughly catalogued complete with summaries and highlights.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hht1xb/future_family_members_will_pay_a_premium_to_have/ (apiffany)
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If an astronaut were to eat a ribeye in space, the steaks really couldn’t be higher.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhsyq6/if_an_astronaut_were_to_eat_a_ribeye_in_space_the/ (cgamble336)
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You can never be there. Once you are there, you’re here.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhsy41/you_can_never_be_there_once_you_are_there_youre/ (dealsrop)
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If the big butt= smarter babies theory is true, maybe Sir Mix A Lot just wanted smart kids

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhsy2l/if_the_big_butt_smarter_babies_theory_is_true/ (BlanketMage)
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If sleep reduces your life expectancy, you still live longer because you are awake more.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhsxkp/if_sleep_reduces_your_life_expectancy_you_still/ (walnutsack)
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Everyone would have believed any rumor they heard about Marilyn Manson besides that he went to church

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhswzb/everyone_would_have_believed_any_rumor_they_heard/ (BlanketMage)
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It’s hard to think about living life in a 3rd person perspective.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhstyj/its_hard_to_think_about_living_life_in_a_3rd/ (BSdawg)
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VCR’s all had a universal way to “rewind”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhstqo/vcrs_all_had_a_universal_way_to_rewind/ (Citizenicu)
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A chicken egg is a hen’s period

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhss8g/a_chicken_egg_is_a_hens_period/ (somethingfunnyPN8)
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We never really “open” or “close” our eyes. We just cover and uncover them with our eyelids like they are curtains.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhsrj1/we_never_really_open_or_close_our_eyes_we_just/ (MrNinjaBaby)
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Some of y'all don't know who Mark Morrison is and it shows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhsr5k/some_of_yall_dont_know_who_mark_morrison_is_and/ (howareya79)
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Everyone is probably allergic to something; they just haven’t come in contact with it yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhsqmq/everyone_is_probably_allergic_to_something_they/ (Nate870)
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Regular printing is still 3D printing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhsmwd/regular_printing_is_still_3d_printing/ (_Convair_)
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Part of human being’s existence is figuring out the code he himself has created in order to benefit from it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhsmtg/part_of_human_beings_existence_is_figuring_out/ (hatsoff22u)
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Money is useable trash.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhslq5/money_is_useable_trash/ (i_dont_wanna24)
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The language no one can hear (sign language) is the fastest way of explaining something

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhslp3/the_language_no_one_can_hear_sign_language_is_the/ (Lights-On-Bitch)
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If you shoot a gun in space, you and the bullet will go directly opposite to each other with the same velocity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhsl0w/if_you_shoot_a_gun_in_space_you_and_the_bullet/ ([deleted])
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Rick Astley has probably made a ton of money from rickrolling

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhsgit/rick_astley_has_probably_made_a_ton_of_money_from/ (adamAtBeef)
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The opposite of hardcore isn’t softcore. It’s soft surface.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhsg56/the_opposite_of_hardcore_isnt_softcore_its_soft/ (MarinersFan28)
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FOIA is subpoena power for newspapers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhsfbe/foia_is_subpoena_power_for_newspapers/ (Likely_not_Eric)
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The internet (forums in particular) are archives of creative projects made by people who likely will never get famous for their creativity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhsf1j/the_internet_forums_in_particular_are_archives_of/ (MarbleMimic)
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Some people don’t hear a voice in their head when they’re thinking

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhsegg/some_people_dont_hear_a_voice_in_their_head_when/ (somethingivy)
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If you are dumb and you’re willing to admit you’re dumb, you’re already smarter than the vast majority of dumb people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhsdi9/if_you_are_dumb_and_youre_willing_to_admit_youre/ (Treacherouzzz)
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It's more rational to be scared of sharks than it is to be scared of other people, even though sharks are relatively harmless compared to humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhsdaz/its_more_rational_to_be_scared_of_sharks_than_it/ (dadscondombrokelmao)
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Robots can't play woodwind instruments

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhsbbi/robots_cant_play_woodwind_instruments/ (ExcuseMe_WhatTheHeck)
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The further we get from 1984 the closer to 1984 we become

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhsa14/the_further_we_get_from_1984_the_closer_to_1984/ (mybustersword)
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Maybe Salem was a town full of witches who made of a bunch of ridiculous tests to kill off all the suspicious humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhs9er/maybe_salem_was_a_town_full_of_witches_who_made/ ([deleted])
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Hiking puts you in that perfect position where mouth breathing is too much and nose breathing is too little.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhs9bi/hiking_puts_you_in_that_perfect_position_where/ (Banjo067)
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C3PO is totally a bottom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhs86t/c3po_is_totally_a_bottom/ (Go_Commit_Reddit)
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It’s not so nice to be relied on when it’s because you’re being gambled on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhs806/its_not_so_nice_to_be_relied_on_when_its_because/ (1ZAAK_)
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You ever just stare at an object or item you use a lot, and think, about all the places it has been and it's travels

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhs5y8/you_ever_just_stare_at_an_object_or_item_you_use/ (wall-of-meme)
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Being able to post here takes a very specific rule-following thought that follows so many different guidelines, worded ever so precisely that 95% of thoughts will never see the light on day here.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhs593/being_able_to_post_here_takes_a_very_specific/ (RubixPube2113)
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If you attempt a bank robbery you won’t have to pay for food/rent even if you aren’t successful

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhs4gz/if_you_attempt_a_bank_robbery_you_wont_have_to/ (AnonymousBoiyo)
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Despite being a "critical and commercial failure" we seem to be eerily well on our way to living out the movie Red Planet (2000)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhrz72/despite_being_a_critical_and_commercial_failure/ (Im_Lars)
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You are probably distant mutual friends with almost everybody on Earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhrz4d/you_are_probably_distant_mutual_friends_with/ (Jamo999)
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If you cry into the ocean it gets a little bit saltier.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhrxzo/if_you_cry_into_the_ocean_it_gets_a_little_bit/ (kfjestad)
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A bunch of people have probably jumped into a volcano with the misconception that it leads to a very quick death because of James Bond movies, and instead suffered one of the most painful deaths imaginable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhrxtr/a_bunch_of_people_have_probably_jumped_into_a/ ([deleted])
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Magic is real, we just pronounce the spells completely wrong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhrxn2/magic_is_real_we_just_pronounce_the_spells/ (Beezlebug)
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Drugs are so good they’ll ruin your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhrwpz/drugs_are_so_good_theyll_ruin_your_life/ (HippieCorps)
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Klein bottles contain the entire universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhrwop/klein_bottles_contain_the_entire_universe/ (EGarrett)
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A kick in the nuts is the closest thing to a hit with aoe damage reality can offer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhru89/a_kick_in_the_nuts_is_the_closest_thing_to_a_hit/ (Wagnag8)
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People who don't squash bugs or spiders were probably one of those in a former life...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhrri2/people_who_dont_squash_bugs_or_spiders_were/ (LightStarVII)
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A candle shop burning down would smell really good

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhrq5x/a_candle_shop_burning_down_would_smell_really_good/ (BayouBass69)
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Wendy's is the sega of fast food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhrp0u/wendys_is_the_sega_of_fast_food/ (The_Void_Alchemist)
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Antarctica is probably the smartest and most educated continent on earth, considering it’s populated almost exclusively by scientists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhrlce/antarctica_is_probably_the_smartest_and_most/ (hendriklopez)
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The saying “There’s always room for dessert” is from generations of children pretending to be full so they could eat sweets early

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhrkfr/the_saying_theres_always_room_for_dessert_is_from/ (TristanLennon)
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The Hawaii state flag is an awkward flag to have up during the fourth of July.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhrjkt/the_hawaii_state_flag_is_an_awkward_flag_to_have/ (PresentLurker)
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Festivals are the beach episodes of D&D

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhrhoh/festivals_are_the_beach_episodes_of_dd/ (applebeesapplesauce)
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Happiness is looking at the moon while you pee.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhrhfi/happiness_is_looking_at_the_moon_while_you_pee/ (thai_sticky)
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Fire will cast a shadow with a sufficiently way brigther source of light nearby

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhrhbe/fire_will_cast_a_shadow_with_a_sufficiently_way/ (_tofs_)
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If you’re born in space you’re technically extraterrestrial.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhrgtn/if_youre_born_in_space_youre_technically/ (MadeInLeb)
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People think of vanilla as the boring "default" flavor when it is overwhelmingly the most popular flavor in the history of history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhrgm0/people_think_of_vanilla_as_the_boring_default/ (AngryHumanoid)
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Tattoo cover ups are coming

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhrg5i/tattoo_cover_ups_are_coming/ (0uiji)
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There could actually be a nation like Wakanda on Earth and we wouldn't have a clue, assuming they have advanced enough technology to hide themselves from the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhrfzg/there_could_actually_be_a_nation_like_wakanda_on/ (CianDaCouchPotato)
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Ever Met Anyone born in the 1800’s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhrdrv/ever_met_anyone_born_in_the_1800s/ (eaglesfan327)
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We've come to moment, when a "low iq person" and "a person with a low iq" can have a diffrent meaning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhrc1t/weve_come_to_moment_when_a_low_iq_person_and_a/ (RjayPL)
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Some people hate other people for having a higher amount of a chemical in their body

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhrbpz/some_people_hate_other_people_for_having_a_higher/ (Jaxerfp)
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Eyelashes getting in your eyes is the ultimate “you had one job”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhrbm0/eyelashes_getting_in_your_eyes_is_the_ultimate/ (kippycaps)
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If everyone was able to walk in the other persons shoes, we would solve many of the worlds problems.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhr9wn/if_everyone_was_able_to_walk_in_the_other_persons/ (Mjtarq67)
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Salt keeps slugs away, but also supposedly keeps demons away. Maybe slugs are from hell.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhr8w3/salt_keeps_slugs_away_but_also_supposedly_keeps/ (Mizuxe621)
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A car is a chair with car parts wrapped around it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhr8nz/a_car_is_a_chair_with_car_parts_wrapped_around_it/ (Gary_October)
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When you throw a rock in a deep lake you are likely the last person to ever touch that rock.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhr8ch/when_you_throw_a_rock_in_a_deep_lake_you_are/ (kfjestad)
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Your shorts become shorter as you become taller

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhr68r/your_shorts_become_shorter_as_you_become_taller/ (4bounce_kawhi)
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People associate eyeglasses with intelligence which is the same as equating bad vision with being smart.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhr4pf/people_associate_eyeglasses_with_intelligence/ (AprilDawnBelieves)
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there's probably a scene from a show you watched that you never saw

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhr4o8/theres_probably_a_scene_from_a_show_you_watched/ (69DannyDevito)
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yellow pee is a lot more gross than clear pee

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhr4ef/yellow_pee_is_a_lot_more_gross_than_clear_pee/ (Kot9_Chungus)
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Most crystals aren’t even clear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhr45j/most_crystals_arent_even_clear/ ([deleted])
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Anything is a calculated risk if you’re bad enough at math

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhr3pt/anything_is_a_calculated_risk_if_youre_bad_enough/ (thats_kinda_E_P_I_C)
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Bad drivers breed, and train, bad drivers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhr39t/bad_drivers_breed_and_train_bad_drivers/ (honch1)
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A scientist somewhere probably invented invisibility but was able to see himself so he thought it didn’t work and gave up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhr2q7/a_scientist_somewhere_probably_invented/ ([deleted])
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If the human race fails, the animal kingdom will treat cats and dogs like Vichy collaborators

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhr28s/if_the_human_race_fails_the_animal_kingdom_will/ (FievelGoWest)
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The idea of a 30 year old man who’s unmarried, can’t drive, and plays video games all day sounds sad to most people, but Jacksepticeye is a very happy person overall.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhr17d/the_idea_of_a_30_year_old_man_whos_unmarried_cant/ (The-Pokester)
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1984 is more and more relevant every day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhqzwr/1984_is_more_and_more_relevant_every_day/ (MightyEagle89)
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Somebody is going to drop dead one day while playing VRChat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhqxzp/somebody_is_going_to_drop_dead_one_day_while/ (Dr_Quik_Scope)
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Every novel product is patent-pending.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhqw40/every_novel_product_is_patentpending/ (Rushilwiz)
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The dog-cat feud was blown way out of proportion by people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhqtel/the_dogcat_feud_was_blown_way_out_of_proportion/ ([deleted])
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In competitive eating, marijuana is probably considered a performance-enhancing drug.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhqsqj/in_competitive_eating_marijuana_is_probably/ (IamHeretoSayThis)
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Cheese pizzas exist, but not cheese pizza rolls.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhqspj/cheese_pizzas_exist_but_not_cheese_pizza_rolls/ (GildDigger)
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Any way you slice it, nihilism is the only true answer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhqrmi/any_way_you_slice_it_nihilism_is_the_only_true/ (46andT0oL)
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Guys twerk during missionary

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhqr5r/guys_twerk_during_missionary/ (GroggimusPrime)
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We live in a world where you can like Marvel and DC.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhqr1o/we_live_in_a_world_where_you_can_like_marvel_and/ (PhotoClock)
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Posting to someone else's timeline is way less common than it used to be

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhqpr9/posting_to_someone_elses_timeline_is_way_less/ (eyegazer444)
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If salt dehydrates things, then the ocean just a bunch of dehydrated water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhqpc4/if_salt_dehydrates_things_then_the_ocean_just_a/ (Sparkychong)
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Tons of people thought the movie “solo: a Star Wars story” was unnecessary yet the first Star Wars spin off was the holiday special.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhqp8e/tons_of_people_thought_the_movie_solo_a_star_wars/ (WeightedDice42)
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If you exhale, pee, and poo, you are excreting all three phases of matter at once.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhqnr9/if_you_exhale_pee_and_poo_you_are_excreting_all/ (HenryYuan_)
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Row row row your boats last lyrics basically says we're in the matrix.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhqklu/row_row_row_your_boats_last_lyrics_basically_says/ (GoBlueBMW)
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If trees are the hair of the earth, then we gave it a really bad haircut

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhqkbz/if_trees_are_the_hair_of_the_earth_then_we_gave/ (TheSchmetKing)
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The context of the word “goodbye” is critically important.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhqi9v/the_context_of_the_word_goodbye_is_critically/ (rideyourbike)
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Rock climbers basically tie themselves to a mountain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhqgn4/rock_climbers_basically_tie_themselves_to_a/ (Gary_October)
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Earth was a great party until that one guy (humans) came to fuck up the party.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhqdsw/earth_was_a_great_party_until_that_one_guy_humans/ (ValiantCharizard)
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Not only does Weird Al canonically exist within the JoJo universe, it's also implied that Joseph Joestar is a fan of him.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhqcy0/not_only_does_weird_al_canonically_exist_within/ (FYXtheInferno)
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It's scarier to stand than to sit/lie in a dark room.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhqa2o/its_scarier_to_stand_than_to_sitlie_in_a_dark_room/ (W_Royce)
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Jenny (from Forrest Gump) was a horrible person who constantly lead on Forrest to the point of having him move to a different state on 2 separate occasions and only agrees to be with him when he comes into money

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhq8yg/jenny_from_forrest_gump_was_a_horrible_person_who/ (squanto420sqanching)
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if you eat something and ask the cook what it is and they respond with “it’s good right?” you know you’ve just eaten something horrifying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhq8it/if_you_eat_something_and_ask_the_cook_what_it_is/ ([deleted])
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Anyone who says they’re “not mad, just disappointed” is not only mad and disappointed, but also trying to guilt trip you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhq4xu/anyone_who_says_theyre_not_mad_just_disappointed/ ([deleted])
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You know how Cinderella whole outfit disappeared why didn't the glass shoe disappear to

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhq4ia/you_know_how_cinderella_whole_outfit_disappeared/ (originallennyface)
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The expression "every rule has an exception" contradicts itself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhq3py/the_expression_every_rule_has_an_exception/ (mrvolvo)
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Whenever there is a bribe or ransom on TV the money always neatly fills the whole briefcase and no one ever asks to get the briefcase back after

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhq2bd/whenever_there_is_a_bribe_or_ransom_on_tv_the/ (Ringoworms)
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Governors implementing restrictions again is the IRL version of 'Y'all can't behave, so we are locking the thread'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhpyut/governors_implementing_restrictions_again_is_the/ (chitta)
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The speed of darkness is technically the same as the speed of light.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhpxyv/the_speed_of_darkness_is_technically_the_same_as/ (bacon-pancakes9)
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"The candy man" song could be about a drug dealer dealing happiness

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhpx95/the_candy_man_song_could_be_about_a_drug_dealer/ (Vespidian)
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People continue to participate in the sport “hurdles” when there are already plenty of hurdles in life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhpx2c/people_continue_to_participate_in_the_sport/ (Blu3_Eye5_Whit3_22)
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People who serve long prison sentences must be wearing very unfashionable clothes when then get out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhpx0u/people_who_serve_long_prison_sentences_must_be/ (Ficino_)
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It's possible someone sometime got a bag of potato chips where all the chips were curled and folded over. Lucky bastard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhpwu4/its_possible_someone_sometime_got_a_bag_of_potato/ (DrAwkward404)
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If Anonymous, the hacker group, knows all and sees all through the internet, then just know someone from their group is scrolling through here

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhpwso/if_anonymous_the_hacker_group_knows_all_and_sees/ (Kindred22)
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racecar backwards is racecar, but racecar sideways is immediate death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhps8a/racecar_backwards_is_racecar_but_racecar_sideways/ (YoXya)
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Life is the game with the most rage quits.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhprxr/life_is_the_game_with_the_most_rage_quits/ (JohnO500)
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Wireless power sharing is a chemical reaction where energy is transmitted through the air.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhpqdy/wireless_power_sharing_is_a_chemical_reaction/ ([deleted])
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Zero gravity welder will be a trade one day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhppim/zero_gravity_welder_will_be_a_trade_one_day/ (howismyspelling)
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The more access to information the public has, the less the governments can hide their atrocities which is why it's important to be against any bill controlling the internet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhpp4g/the_more_access_to_information_the_public_has_the/ (maxxvoltage)
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Dwayne Johnsons' dick is literally the Cock-of-The-Rock

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhpnhk/dwayne_johnsons_dick_is_literally_the/ (DavyWolf)
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Every main protagonist in Star Wars: A New Hope hides or denies their true identity at some point in the movie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhplxt/every_main_protagonist_in_star_wars_a_new_hope/ (Spearso)
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Future generations will have the opportunity to greatly learn about the intricacies of their ancestor’s lives by viewing their social media accounts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhplui/future_generations_will_have_the_opportunity_to/ (Deputy_Chief_Lyman)
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The person who invented marriage was absolutely crazy. Imagine loving someone to the point that you want to get lawyers involved

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhplio/the_person_who_invented_marriage_was_absolutely/ (leodavinci11)
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Alcohol can kill cells, but it also can preserve cells

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhpjah/alcohol_can_kill_cells_but_it_also_can_preserve/ (bestrongbelieve)
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No matter how you use the word ‘apparently’, it always sounds a little sarcastic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhpj94/no_matter_how_you_use_the_word_apparently_it/ (tayloronni)
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Wizards in Harry Potter are technically Mutants like the X-Men

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhpi9u/wizards_in_harry_potter_are_technically_mutants/ (Mrcool210)
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Being ranked is good, but being rank stinks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhpgp4/being_ranked_is_good_but_being_rank_stinks/ (closet_transformer)
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You can tell a lot about a person based on whether they sing the melody of the Africa chorus, or if they break into the harmony when it comes in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhpg8z/you_can_tell_a_lot_about_a_person_based_on/ (MartyredXiphos)
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When a mosquito flies on your arm you hit it harder than the mosquito would bite anyways.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhpfby/when_a_mosquito_flies_on_your_arm_you_hit_it/ (Wauwaiiiiiii)
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People would probably be happy with eating the same food for every meal if it was the only option available.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhpd1s/people_would_probably_be_happy_with_eating_the/ ([deleted])
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Eating cubes of cheese makes you elegant, but eating shredded cheese from the bag makes you a savage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhp93w/eating_cubes_of_cheese_makes_you_elegant_but/ (feliscumpleanos)
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Dark is a documentary.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhp8vs/dark_is_a_documentary/ (trashponder)
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Humans consider man-made structures like dams as destructive to nature but also consider beaver dams as part of nature.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhp8u6/humans_consider_manmade_structures_like_dams_as/ (NikotinelCmoke)
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If birds/chickens are modern day dinosaurs, dinosaurs must have tasted really good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhp7u8/if_birdschickens_are_modern_day_dinosaurs/ (h4tchb4ck)
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If you live in Florida, every room is a Florida room

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhp30h/if_you_live_in_florida_every_room_is_a_florida/ ([deleted])
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You know you’re grown up when you realize most lemonade stands have a damn good deal for their product.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhp2sm/you_know_youre_grown_up_when_you_realize_most/ (HippieCorps)
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You know you’re grown up when you realize most lemonade stands have a damn good deal for their profit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhp2gl/you_know_youre_grown_up_when_you_realize_most/ (HippieCorps)
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The beloved Haribos are chewy bits of a pig, just like the bits of pork you leave on your plate after dinner

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhp2gg/the_beloved_haribos_are_chewy_bits_of_a_pig_just/ (Furiousbeast12)
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If everyone social distances and isolates and isolates properly we will all have less fake friends

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhp1zy/if_everyone_social_distances_and_isolates_and/ (FuhrerGirthWorm)
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Spiders are dangerous on the ground, but lethal when they have the high ground.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhozp4/spiders_are_dangerous_on_the_ground_but_lethal/ (DenierB)
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Other dimensional beings probably think humans are fake as hell and institutionalize each other away for talking about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhoz2n/other_dimensional_beings_probably_think_humans/ (ChristLycan)
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It must cost a lot of money to put all that text on batteries about stuff people already know about.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhoz1k/it_must_cost_a_lot_of_money_to_put_all_that_text/ (Land_of_the_apes8)
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Modern technology and the internet gives us the power to change the world by simply typing on our phone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhoyx1/modern_technology_and_the_internet_gives_us_the/ (gjo603)
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The kindest, most genuine people you will find are all on the weird fetish subs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhoy8p/the_kindest_most_genuine_people_you_will_find_are/ (Bonerini_)
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It’s funny how we’re easily entertained by thousands of pixels on a screen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhowam/its_funny_how_were_easily_entertained_by/ (Ayee1tsLeooo)
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No matter how much faster an athlete is, people can take solace in knowing they can't complete a lap around the sun any quicker than you. So there's that

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhowa0/no_matter_how_much_faster_an_athlete_is_people/ (ImParticleMan)
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The fact that lawyers are stereotyped as bad people is probably really detrimental to the the justice system.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhovel/the_fact_that_lawyers_are_stereotyped_as_bad/ (lawful_moth)
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A lucky person is someone that will leave a near-death situation and think they were lucky for surviving. An unlucky person is someone who would think they are unlucky for nearly dying. If a car almost hits you, you'll either think it was one of the luckiest or unluckiest moments of your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhouv2/a_lucky_person_is_someone_that_will_leave_a/ (kavita186)
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A miracle is wearing a white shirt while eating spaghetti and not getting any sauce on the shirt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhotj5/a_miracle_is_wearing_a_white_shirt_while_eating/ (PhotoClock)
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Hangman is really fucked up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhotao/hangman_is_really_fucked_up/ (WooooshMeister7)
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The low tire pressure indicator light looks like a ballsack. You can not unsee it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhosmm/the_low_tire_pressure_indicator_light_looks_like/ (Phroedrick)
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Life is a game that is guaranteed to be lost

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhosdh/life_is_a_game_that_is_guaranteed_to_be_lost/ (haroldas194)
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Foxes are the perfect fusion between a cat and a dog, but no one takes one as a pet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhoquy/foxes_are_the_perfect_fusion_between_a_cat_and_a/ (Xx_pusssyslayer_xX)
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As a child, you want to lose your teeth so that the tooth fairy gave you money. Then you spend more as an adult so that they are healthy and that you don’t lose them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhoq3b/as_a_child_you_want_to_lose_your_teeth_so_that/ (Xx_pusssyslayer_xX)
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Anyone who introduces themselves on a blind date with “Face it tiger, you just hit the jackpot” is a crazy person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhop9a/anyone_who_introduces_themselves_on_a_blind_date/ (douggold11)
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To maintain homeostasis, Fire based creatures would probably live in the Tundra while Ice based creatures would live in Volcanos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhop17/to_maintain_homeostasis_fire_based_creatures/ (SirQuixano)
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To rebuild justice system, AI police is introduced with moral judgement ability, results in robot uprising

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhootz/to_rebuild_justice_system_ai_police_is_introduced/ (expedia69)
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There are probably a lot of good thoughts that we’re not allowed to be posted because of the rules.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhonw6/there_are_probably_a_lot_of_good_thoughts_that/ (Xx_pusssyslayer_xX)
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The word “trailhead” is an oxymoron

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhong4/the_word_trailhead_is_an_oxymoron/ (Le_Martian)
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When your alarm goes off, it actually turns on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhombr/when_your_alarm_goes_off_it_actually_turns_on/ (eightkangaroos)
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We never really bite down on anything, but only bite up as the lower part of your jaw is what moves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hholua/we_never_really_bite_down_on_anything_but_only/ (eightkangaroos)
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The person who invented the gun is responsible for more deaths than the atomic bombs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hholtb/the_person_who_invented_the_gun_is_responsible/ (Mistake1504)
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People who play music in game voice chats are the same as people who drive around with their windows open and music at 100%

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hholny/people_who_play_music_in_game_voice_chats_are_the/ (throwaway53862)
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Somebody has probably died from intentionally exposing themselves to dangerous levels of radiation for the sake of gaining superpowers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhokqa/somebody_has_probably_died_from_intentionally/ ([deleted])
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The majority of the world is awake at all times...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhokkz/the_majority_of_the_world_is_awake_at_all_times/ (alterexolol)
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“End me” could be used by both suicidal and horny people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhokas/end_me_could_be_used_by_both_suicidal_and_horny/ (Kotawolf45455454)
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Statistically speaking, the vast majority of people have an above average amount of arms

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhoilb/statistically_speaking_the_vast_majority_of/ ([deleted])
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To stop a piece of paper from folding, you put it in a folder

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhoi1l/to_stop_a_piece_of_paper_from_folding_you_put_it/ (eightkangaroos)
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If a bee gets in your car while you're on the highway the bee is technically flying at 100km/h.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhog52/if_a_bee_gets_in_your_car_while_youre_on_the/ ([deleted])
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Men are so good at opening jars because they masturbate with that same hand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhofuk/men_are_so_good_at_opening_jars_because_they/ (Taylord2112)
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Pop sockets will probably become as outdated as cell phone charms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhoes1/pop_sockets_will_probably_become_as_outdated_as/ (BootlegMoon)
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A dentist actively works to put himself out of business.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhoedi/a_dentist_actively_works_to_put_himself_out_of/ (phrayezzen)
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The Terminator wore sunglasses to keep his robot eye hidden and blend in with people while openly waving around assault weapons.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhodcl/the_terminator_wore_sunglasses_to_keep_his_robot/ (douggold11)
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Your skin cells are protecting themselves with a shield made out of their dead ancestors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhobr4/your_skin_cells_are_protecting_themselves_with_a/ (votemedownnow)
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A Russian wedding is technically a Soviet Union

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhobqh/a_russian_wedding_is_technically_a_soviet_union/ (ChristianStonks999)
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You've probably walked past a criminal at some point

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhoa2t/youve_probably_walked_past_a_criminal_at_some/ (lifelessweeb25)
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It’s impossible to think of nothing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hho8q4/its_impossible_to_think_of_nothing/ (nazhuman49)
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The hardest part about online dating is when you’re not attracted to the person, but you really want to get to know their dogs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hho84x/the_hardest_part_about_online_dating_is_when/ (Phoenix_of_Asclepius)
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The draft worked using your birthday, so it's likely there were certain birth dates that were greatly under represented for an entire generation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hho779/the_draft_worked_using_your_birthday_so_its/ (Donnie_Dont_Do)
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They absolutely safest place on a roller coaster is the front seat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hho6s0/they_absolutely_safest_place_on_a_roller_coaster/ (Zyk40)
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Everyone has their own unique way of talking. Whether it's your accent, grammar, or if you speak softly or loudly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hho6m3/everyone_has_their_own_unique_way_of_talking/ (heylowtheyre)
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Most people of above 18 have been rick rolled at least once.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hho659/most_people_of_above_18_have_been_rick_rolled_at/ (NyxnTxrtle)
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Since 1837, there's only been 49 years where England wasn't ruled by either Queen Victoria or Queen Elizabeth II.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hho4cd/since_1837_theres_only_been_49_years_where/ (jaherbster)
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People will eat anything fried

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hho3e4/people_will_eat_anything_fried/ (NyxnTxrtle)
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Saying “f**k” whilst having sex is the same as shouting “parkour!” When doing parkour

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hho2bm/saying_fk_whilst_having_sex_is_the_same_as/ (bjha98)
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Technology continues to advance in huge ways and we don't even realize it because the rapid advancement has been normalized to us. But one day we'll look back and realised how much of a leap we've taken as humans and even then it won't really hit us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hho0cx/technology_continues_to_advance_in_huge_ways_and/ (exquisite_ike)
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Tears welling up in your eyes feels oddly similar to producing breast milk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhnyep/tears_welling_up_in_your_eyes_feels_oddly_similar/ ([deleted])
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You are never truly standing still.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhnwkt/you_are_never_truly_standing_still/ (Dat_Boi_Zach)
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Protecting another player for no reason is a lot more fun than protecting an npc for a quest in a game

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhnwe7/protecting_another_player_for_no_reason_is_a_lot/ (Loknessm8)
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If something is free, it does not require payment. Therefore, your credit card is not needed for a free trial of a subscription.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhnvq3/if_something_is_free_it_does_not_require_payment/ (ParzyPeevesy)
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We could all be in an Earth Sandwich at any given point.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhnt5l/we_could_all_be_in_an_earth_sandwich_at_any_given/ (BiggerFoote)
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People always talk about how the wheels on the buss go round and round, but actually they go brrrrrrrrrrrrwhhhhhhhhhhhbbvrvvbbwjhw

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhnqc1/people_always_talk_about_how_the_wheels_on_the/ (Madseeeee)
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Mirror is the only thing we use just by looking at it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhnpg4/mirror_is_the_only_thing_we_use_just_by_looking/ ([deleted])
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Make sure you have a few friends/family who are usually sober, in case your car breaks down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhnoz5/make_sure_you_have_a_few_friendsfamily_who_are/ (winkytinkytoo)
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People with insomnia are phones with a really spotty charger. It’ll sometimes get the job done, but if you just plug in for the night, there’s a good chance by morning you might have even less charge then you went to bed with.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhnnuy/people_with_insomnia_are_phones_with_a_really/ ([deleted])
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As a species we fuck to live and live to fuck

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhnnpx/as_a_species_we_fuck_to_live_and_live_to_fuck/ (Arcknion)
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No Mulan, your reflection will not show who you are inside, that's not how reflections work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhnnac/no_mulan_your_reflection_will_not_show_who_you/ (AxialGem)
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Everything has a good and bad meaning, because everything has different perspectives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhnmhd/everything_has_a_good_and_bad_meaning_because/ (Bleached-Cat)
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If you skip breakfast one morning, lunch is your breakfast.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhnmh3/if_you_skip_breakfast_one_morning_lunch_is_your/ (bowlerboy2)
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There’s a possibility that women all over the world only birth one gender by pure chance, and humans would die out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhnltz/theres_a_possibility_that_women_all_over_the/ (LmFaOpk)
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Nobody has died from a silent fart

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhng7s/nobody_has_died_from_a_silent_fart/ (HairyWolverine)
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Disneyworld was a lot more awesome as a little boy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhnfao/disneyworld_was_a_lot_more_awesome_as_a_little_boy/ (Usernamedel)
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If your car was powered by solar, then the spot in the shade wouldn’t be as desirable to you as before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhnf50/if_your_car_was_powered_by_solar_then_the_spot_in/ (chrisfowell1)
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"What doesn't kill you make you stronger", and also ruder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhnf4e/what_doesnt_kill_you_make_you_stronger_and_also/ (CrusaderKing666)
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You can scream in your head forever, even while talking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhnegl/you_can_scream_in_your_head_forever_even_while/ (turkeyduk)
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The people refusing to wear a mask because it infringes on their rights are likely the same people who would deny a woman the right to choose what she can do with her body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhndn1/the_people_refusing_to_wear_a_mask_because_it/ (SpaceSecurity)
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The morning after staying in Motel 6 is the epitome of, "I went in with no expectations and was still disappointed."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhncy4/the_morning_after_staying_in_motel_6_is_the/ (Ajlchase)
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Deaf people have never used a phone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhnayq/deaf_people_have_never_used_a_phone/ (Chinmay101202)
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Dirty talk establishes consent without breaking the mood.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhn8nb/dirty_talk_establishes_consent_without_breaking/ (Dr_Neil_Stacey)
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If a woman has a feet fetish and her partner put their leg in her, they’re basically wearing her as a sock.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhn7we/if_a_woman_has_a_feet_fetish_and_her_partner_put/ (SpoonfulOfSerotonin)
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People who keep the 'Canvas' looping visual setting on on the Spotify app are psychopaths.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhn5vi/people_who_keep_the_canvas_looping_visual_setting/ (GaryGump)
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With enough of it, money does in fact buy anything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhn4ve/with_enough_of_it_money_does_in_fact_buy_anything/ (zackarylef)
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Picking food from teeth is a lesser used funcrion of toothpicks nowadays

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhn4m2/picking_food_from_teeth_is_a_lesser_used_funcrion/ (Frants416)
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If somebody forgot you already remembered.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhn4i6/if_somebody_forgot_you_already_remembered/ (MattOnePointO)
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Somebody says goodbye to another persons hello.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhn3pk/somebody_says_goodbye_to_another_persons_hello/ ([deleted])
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Whenever we read some science news. Remember: science is about causal-relation proof, not consensus or quotation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhn2vy/whenever_we_read_some_science_news_remember/ (CrusaderKing666)
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If you can walk around a store screaming at full volume, there probably isn't a medical reason you can't wear a mask.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhn0dn/if_you_can_walk_around_a_store_screaming_at_full/ (sufferpuppet)
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People basically can only talk because they know how to make a noise and move their tongue

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhmzsg/people_basically_can_only_talk_because_they_know/ (GalacticPugtato)
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There is a giant floating orb in the sky that causes pain to any creature which looks upon it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhmy5l/there_is_a_giant_floating_orb_in_the_sky_that/ (thanoslongschlong)
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Ted talks are secular sermons.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhmxlf/ted_talks_are_secular_sermons/ (mindguy2)
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Old people having parents make they look so much younger

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhmxec/old_people_having_parents_make_they_look_so_much/ (skan76)
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The non-conformity in human clothes must make us seem a bizarre species in the eyes of other mammals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhmwqc/the_nonconformity_in_human_clothes_must_make_us/ (uselesslessness)
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The only commodity left to sell is the air we breath

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhmwol/the_only_commodity_left_to_sell_is_the_air_we/ (errolfinn)
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The final seasons of game of thrones were so spectacularly bad that it virtually erased all media presence and references from one of the most talked about series in TV history

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhmvqp/the_final_seasons_of_game_of_thrones_were_so/ (datshinycharizard123)
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Racoons were probably at the bottom of the foodchain before cities.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhmv6f/racoons_were_probably_at_the_bottom_of_the/ (AGSUPLAYS)
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Best part of mask life is that we do not have to smile for pictures anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhmuw1/best_part_of_mask_life_is_that_we_do_not_have_to/ (guminhyeok)
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If millions of people can march in the streets over the death of one man than millions of people can wear masks to prevent the death of one man

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhmu1x/if_millions_of_people_can_march_in_the_streets/ (votedemocrat76)
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You see a dream with your eyes closed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhmqt4/you_see_a_dream_with_your_eyes_closed/ (suplexcitybih)
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So far you've got a 100% track record of not starving to death, which is pretty impressive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhmps1/so_far_youve_got_a_100_track_record_of_not/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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It dosen't matter if you're right or wrong in an argument if the other person deletes their comments, you won.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhmpeu/it_dosent_matter_if_youre_right_or_wrong_in_an/ (MASTERLITE)
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The older you get, the higher your pants go

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhmoef/the_older_you_get_the_higher_your_pants_go/ (WishfulAstronaut)
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It’s hard to tell if someone still needs to shop, just by looking at their shopping cart, unless their cart is completely empty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhmlcp/its_hard_to_tell_if_someone_still_needs_to_shop/ (ILike2HumpCamels)
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If vampires drained people the way people drain trees of their sap, it would probably be a lot more efficient.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhmheq/if_vampires_drained_people_the_way_people_drain/ ([deleted])
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Dogs probably think it’s really weird we tell them to stop barking and yet we are constantly making noise

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhmh9l/dogs_probably_think_its_really_weird_we_tell_them/ (jstout11)
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Because of the butterfly effect Harambe's death could have caused numerous important events.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhmh4b/because_of_the_butterfly_effect_harambes_death/ (sniperpanda778)
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Pronouncing speedometer as "speed-o-meter" sounds similar to you saying it in a foreign accent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhmfnc/pronouncing_speedometer_as_speedometer_sounds/ (possiblyajerk)
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The more symetrical a creatures face the less wind/water resistance it faces and survives better, so symetrical is "beautiful".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhmeuw/the_more_symetrical_a_creatures_face_the_less/ (Rustey_Shackleford)
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Face masks are gonna give some weird tan lines

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhmeed/face_masks_are_gonna_give_some_weird_tan_lines/ (the-undercover)
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There probably aren’t any ‘90s dogs left.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhmchh/there_probably_arent_any_90s_dogs_left/ (RaskolNicky)
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No one was ever guaranteed life, but you are guaranteed death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhm8qg/no_one_was_ever_guaranteed_life_but_you_are/ (Rotwick)
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All animators can be become rule 34 artists and make some extra cash

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhm828/all_animators_can_be_become_rule_34_artists_and/ (livelifereal)
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If someone you loved was killed in front of you, but someone created a copy of them that was perfect right down to the atomic level, would they be the same person and would you love them just as much considering they were killed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhm69g/if_someone_you_loved_was_killed_in_front_of_you/ ([deleted])
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Your seating plans in school can literally change ur whole life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhm4p3/your_seating_plans_in_school_can_literally_change/ (Gio_21_Void)
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Roos are oversized deer bunnies who took self defense classes from Bruce Lee but hand-to-hand combat from a T-Rex

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhm39a/roos_are_oversized_deer_bunnies_who_took_self/ (rainbowsparklespoof)
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Many parents will tell you that their baby’s first word was “dada” even though “dada” isn’t technically a word.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhm2xy/many_parents_will_tell_you_that_their_babys_first/ (Smart_Blonde_Girl)
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Zombies are humans past the expiration date

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhm10a/zombies_are_humans_past_the_expiration_date/ (iforgotthepass)
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Bandaids are temporary artificial skin

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhm0yh/bandaids_are_temporary_artificial_skin/ (LMoc33)
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Someone needs to come up with a streamlined way to combine everyone's daily exercise with clean power generation. Like bike generators.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhm0f2/someone_needs_to_come_up_with_a_streamlined_way/ (greenfingers559)
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Milk Crates are the Legos of storage bins.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhlwwr/milk_crates_are_the_legos_of_storage_bins/ (rvadom)
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There is a high probability that Rick Astley has once looked in a mirror and said "You just got Rick Rolled" followed by some finger guns.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhls4m/there_is_a_high_probability_that_rick_astley_has/ (Saul_g0od)
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Making drinks fizzy is such a random idea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhls0s/making_drinks_fizzy_is_such_a_random_idea/ (ginrei-kojaku)
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If you wear sunglasses and a mask in public, you have a pretty easy disguise without looking too out of place

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhlqmn/if_you_wear_sunglasses_and_a_mask_in_public_you/ (feelingveryOK34)
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We are all engaged to death, we just don’t know when the wedding date is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhlofw/we_are_all_engaged_to_death_we_just_dont_know/ (scriptdog1)
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The more your job places emphasis on what you think, the less people care about what you look like. The more your job places emphasis on what you look like, the less people care about what you think.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhlo8m/the_more_your_job_places_emphasis_on_what_you/ (Kvordia)
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Tripping on LSD is lucid dreaming in real life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhln0t/tripping_on_lsd_is_lucid_dreaming_in_real_life/ ([deleted])
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It is strangely satisfying to see some pictures in their full resolution.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhllor/it_is_strangely_satisfying_to_see_some_pictures/ (Jndst21)
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An omelet is a grilled cheese with eggs instead of bread

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhlj3n/an_omelet_is_a_grilled_cheese_with_eggs_instead/ (alohamaunakea)
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No matter how much you hate that thing you think is wrong with your body, there’s someone out there who really gets off on it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhlit3/no_matter_how_much_you_hate_that_thing_you_think/ (randomsteveo)
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People with a large audience have the power to change the definition of a word or a symbol

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhlicn/people_with_a_large_audience_have_the_power_to/ (Eqwort)
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A lot of people probably whistle in public just because singing in public isn't usually acceptable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhlhp4/a_lot_of_people_probably_whistle_in_public_just/ (eventualmente)
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Amost all celebrities have fake accounts so you may have talked to one before without even knowing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhlcz0/amost_all_celebrities_have_fake_accounts_so_you/ (Radyschen)
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Weight loss is a form of cannibalism where you consume yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhlcpq/weight_loss_is_a_form_of_cannibalism_where_you/ (sinabey)
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The problems we can’t see are the hardest to make disappear

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhlchh/the_problems_we_cant_see_are_the_hardest_to_make/ (edgeco17)
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So about the anti mask people... [Discussion]

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhlcdy/so_about_the_anti_mask_people_discussion/ (Mysterysheep12)
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It's hard to even THINK "toy boat" three times fast.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhlb1r/its_hard_to_even_think_toy_boat_three_times_fast/ (CakeWreck)
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The problem with being short is being able to see up everybody else’s nose

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhlaya/the_problem_with_being_short_is_being_able_to_see/ (Doc-in-a-box)
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You can report Spam® for being spam.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhl9k3/you_can_report_spam_for_being_spam/ ([deleted])
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When talking artificial flavours, “Blue” is a flavour

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhl8b8/when_talking_artificial_flavours_blue_is_a_flavour/ (Freak_Mage)
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We use plants to get oxygen so in the future, plants will use us for something

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhl86x/we_use_plants_to_get_oxygen_so_in_the_future/ (The-Holy-Sheep)
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When you go to sleep you expect the fact that you may not wake up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhl7vo/when_you_go_to_sleep_you_expect_the_fact_that_you/ (DJ_Zombie_Dude)
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Pets don't know that we have to go out and buy their food. They must think that there's either an unlimited supply in our homes or that we go out and hunt it for them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhl7rd/pets_dont_know_that_we_have_to_go_out_and_buy/ (Zelrii)
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A 21st century high schooler knows the same, if not even more, amount of mathematics as an 18th century mathematical genius such as Euler.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhl6w3/a_21st_century_high_schooler_knows_the_same_if/ (startex45)
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In a few decades, Gen Z will become the new boomers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhl69p/in_a_few_decades_gen_z_will_become_the_new_boomers/ (QWERTYRedditter)
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There are probably a lot of crazy things that happen that we don’t know about because the people who are pulling them off are so talented at keeping it hidden.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhl5qy/there_are_probably_a_lot_of_crazy_things_that/ (aliengames666)
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We use perfume to cover our natural smell, just because we are afraid of judgement.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhl53j/we_use_perfume_to_cover_our_natural_smell_just/ (IlConteiacula)
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we enjoy watching people have sex on video but make fun of people who enjoy watching people have sex irl

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhl4wu/we_enjoy_watching_people_have_sex_on_video_but/ (Xxx_C4rp_69420)
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Having a tasteless poison implies there are taste-testers who analyze the flavor before dying on the spot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhl2vt/having_a_tasteless_poison_implies_there_are/ (nekuwafers)
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Love is merely eating large quantities of chocolate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhl2rr/love_is_merely_eating_large_quantities_of/ ([deleted])
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The void that you feel between the instance when you die in your dream and waking up from it might be the realistic depiction of death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhl2b1/the_void_that_you_feel_between_the_instance_when/ (Exquis-)
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It's worrisome to think how relevant The Velveteen Rabbit might be becoming...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhl1ls/its_worrisome_to_think_how_relevant_the_velveteen/ (AnGabhaDubh)
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commercially, donuts and donut holes are made completely independent from one another.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhl048/commercially_donuts_and_donut_holes_are_made/ (m-e-d-i-o-g-r-e)
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The massive giants seen in books and movies who eat their prey raw do so not because they lack the intelligence/skill to cook them but because anything more than raw will spoil before it reaches their stomaches.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhkztc/the_massive_giants_seen_in_books_and_movies_who/ (coopdog900)
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You can't capture fireflies using phone camera because the brightness of the screen is more than that of the firefly's light.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhkyxe/you_cant_capture_fireflies_using_phone_camera/ (Annyunatom)
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It's a lot easier to float on lava than water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhkxgk/its_a_lot_easier_to_float_on_lava_than_water/ (ProbablyAMod)
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Putting wet socks or shoes on is way worse than just keeping them on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhkumy/putting_wet_socks_or_shoes_on_is_way_worse_than/ (p1cklew1ckle)
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Since albums often take several years to make, the music we consider modern is likely older than we think

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhktej/since_albums_often_take_several_years_to_make_the/ (Dinklepuffus)
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When somebody fails it is only the perception of others that you agree with.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhksfg/when_somebody_fails_it_is_only_the_perception_of/ (MattOnePointO)
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General Relativity Of Ages

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhkre7/general_relativity_of_ages/ (JamieMage2005)
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Jared Leto's Joker was so terrible they had Harley Quinn break up with him so they wouldn't have to cast him in another film

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhkq8s/jared_letos_joker_was_so_terrible_they_had_harley/ (The_Mad_Socks)
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If students could just get enough sleep, imagine how active and productive they could've been at school

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhkpeb/if_students_could_just_get_enough_sleep_imagine/ (Exquis-)
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We are the most intelligent lifeform on earth as well as the dumbest. The human brain is an abomination.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhkotd/we_are_the_most_intelligent_lifeform_on_earth_as/ (Roman_Mastiff)
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Lady Gaga could buy a entire country with the money from the necklace she wore at the 2019 oscars

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhknsp/lady_gaga_could_buy_a_entire_country_with_the/ (Lozypolzy)
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If a lion is chasing an antelope to eat it, then they're both running for their lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhkmzm/if_a_lion_is_chasing_an_antelope_to_eat_it_then/ ([deleted])
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A helpers seeks to help because they know what it is to be helpless.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhkmh1/a_helpers_seeks_to_help_because_they_know_what_it/ (BetaTestMom)
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Even when somebody thinks they are right they’re really wrong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhkm29/even_when_somebody_thinks_they_are_right_theyre/ ([deleted])
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Our memories are portrayed in third person view.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhkm0n/our_memories_are_portrayed_in_third_person_view/ (zzuhruf)
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You can read minds. You don't believe me? Then go on try it on yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhkkv1/you_can_read_minds_you_dont_believe_me_then_go_on/ (PlayVinnieBoy)
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The word Fuck has kept its original meaning since the Middle Ages meaning the F word is truly timeless.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhkkd7/the_word_fuck_has_kept_its_original_meaning_since/ (ThrowawayKarensBane)
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World is unfair. Life is meaningless. Empathy is a curse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhkjqf/world_is_unfair_life_is_meaningless_empathy_is_a/ (Cattrovert)
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There is a planet somewhere in the universe full of creatures that our minds can't even comprehend

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhkjkd/there_is_a_planet_somewhere_in_the_universe_full/ (captain_skillful)
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We all know we have dreams of our pets dying but we never thought about our pets having dreams of us dying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhkht8/we_all_know_we_have_dreams_of_our_pets_dying_but/ (Half-hearted_yay)
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The worse you are at video games the longer you get to play them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhkfad/the_worse_you_are_at_video_games_the_longer_you/ (DreaminDemon177)
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If someone is content without anything, they essentially beat the game of life we are all playing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhkenx/if_someone_is_content_without_anything_they/ (TheCloseEnemy)
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The average cost per year of a prisoner in the UK (£40,000) is far higher than an average private boarding school, and almost as much as Harrow and Winchester College (£41.7k), and Eton (£42.5k).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhkei6/the_average_cost_per_year_of_a_prisoner_in_the_uk/ (Khator33)
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When an animal or insect eats a mosquito that just bit a person, it's also ingesting human blood.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhkea2/when_an_animal_or_insect_eats_a_mosquito_that/ (enemyscorcher)
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Obi-wan letting Luke hold and swing around his fathers lightsaber when they first meet was super dangerous and reckless.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhke6a/obiwan_letting_luke_hold_and_swing_around_his/ (Azer1287)
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If somebody says it’s not what it looks like in a movie, it is almost always exactly what it looked like

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhke1l/if_somebody_says_its_not_what_it_looks_like_in_a/ (theoriginal0550)
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Growing up a negative test would get you grounded. Adult a negative result from a test let's you go out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhkd2v/growing_up_a_negative_test_would_get_you_grounded/ ([deleted])
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Something like 99,9% of all people will live their lives, go to all kinds of places, meet all kinds of people, have all kinds of experiences but will die without ever seeing what their own a**holes looks like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhkaks/something_like_999_of_all_people_will_live_their/ (LDG192)
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It never hurts to wash your ass twice..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhk7yk/it_never_hurts_to_wash_your_ass_twice/ (metallica594)
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If life is a game, EA is its developer and publisher.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhk7hd/if_life_is_a_game_ea_is_its_developer_and/ (verylargechild)
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An electric heater works at 100% efficiency

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhk7fn/an_electric_heater_works_at_100_efficiency/ (_Anigma_)
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We are breathing air that used to be inside someone else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhk7de/we_are_breathing_air_that_used_to_be_inside/ (Gnaws21)
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if someone is happy with nothing they essentially beat the game of life that everyone is playing. The only difference is that person needs nothing to be equally as happy as someone with many things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhk72x/if_someone_is_happy_with_nothing_they_essentially/ ([deleted])
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if nobody acts like a robbery is happening is it happening

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhk6hs/if_nobody_acts_like_a_robbery_is_happening_is_it/ (kongbirger)
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Serpents are made of rabbits.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhk6e6/serpents_are_made_of_rabbits/ (mathmoi)
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If we ever manage to build a spacecraft capable of traveling really close to light speed, we must be extremely careful. If it crashes on Earth, it could cause our extinction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhk657/if_we_ever_manage_to_build_a_spacecraft_capable/ (criverod1988)
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many people have been convinced different parts of the tongue taste different things, despite having daily, direct sensory evidence of the opposite

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhk5q5/many_people_have_been_convinced_different_parts/ (AxialGem)
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The difference in reasoning between those who choose to wear a mask and those that do not is that, if they are wrong, some are not afraid to look like an idiot, while others are not afraid to look like an asshole.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhk5mt/the_difference_in_reasoning_between_those_who/ (grau_is_friddeshay)
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If someone born in 1999 lives to be 101 years old, then in one century, they lived through three centuries.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhk42m/if_someone_born_in_1999_lives_to_be_101_years_old/ ([deleted])
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There are probably enough Legos on the ground (in the world) to build something significant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhk3jq/there_are_probably_enough_legos_on_the_ground_in/ (CC445)
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There could be someone or something constantly following you, only hiding away the moment you turn around or look behind you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhk183/there_could_be_someone_or_something_constantly/ (FrogSingular)
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After eminem dies you could use a quija board and he would light the bord on fire for friction

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhk15z/after_eminem_dies_you_could_use_a_quija_board_and/ (Micah_Hatsune)
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You can answer the question "What sound do you make when you sneeze?" by sneezing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhk0gi/you_can_answer_the_question_what_sound_do_you/ (Atalkingpizzabox)
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a still unpatched life glitch is telling the nurse your stomach hurts when it doesn’t, and almost always being able to leave school.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhk03c/a_still_unpatched_life_glitch_is_telling_the/ (alaskagames)
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Weapon camos in videogames do the entire opposite of camouflaging.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhk01w/weapon_camos_in_videogames_do_the_entire_opposite/ (DueTry9)
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If life is a game, then it wins the award for best graphics

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhjzv2/if_life_is_a_game_then_it_wins_the_award_for_best/ (Pixel_Hydra)
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If we wanted to we can turn theme park rides into executions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhjzc4/if_we_wanted_to_we_can_turn_theme_park_rides_into/ (Blaster1st)
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We use the same gestures when we greet someone and we leave someone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhjyqb/we_use_the_same_gestures_when_we_greet_someone/ (somkkeshav555)
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Women see average men as 3s and men see average women as 7s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhjy7z/women_see_average_men_as_3s_and_men_see_average/ (jomtienislife)
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The color “grape” is purple, but many grapes are green.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhjxz5/the_color_grape_is_purple_but_many_grapes_are/ (abridge2close)
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If you've went swimming in a lake or pond, you've probably passed over drowned bodies that are too deep to see

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhjwrq/if_youve_went_swimming_in_a_lake_or_pond_youve/ (JimJammy43)
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Putting quotation marks on any word in a sentence completely changes the meaning of that sentence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhjvkl/putting_quotation_marks_on_any_word_in_a_sentence/ (thepolicemetallica)
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In all likelyhood, Aang would have sounded very strange, his speech being a hundred years too archaic , as well as belonging to an extinct people group

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhjv4j/in_all_likelyhood_aang_would_have_sounded_very/ (AxialGem)
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To an average human “normal life” can be summarised as doing things for money which one would never have done for free and then patching up the wounds during weekends.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhju8h/to_an_average_human_normal_life_can_be_summarised/ (i_harry)
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Posts being autodeleted for being "unoriginal" is a constant reminder that none of our thoughts are truly original or unique in a world with 7 billion people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhjtc9/posts_being_autodeleted_for_being_unoriginal_is_a/ ([deleted])
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Solar panel industry is "electric agriculture" in the sense that you plant objects that absorbs sunlight and converts it into stored energy usable by humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhjn0c/solar_panel_industry_is_electric_agriculture_in/ ([deleted])
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In Harry Potter, identity theft was probably near impossible to defend against.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhjmxv/in_harry_potter_identity_theft_was_probably_near/ ([deleted])
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Ageism is a persistent problem everywhere and it needs to end both ways

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhjml7/ageism_is_a_persistent_problem_everywhere_and_it/ (LivinMyAuthenticLife)
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It’s surprising that fingernails and framing nails have the same root word.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhjlpg/its_surprising_that_fingernails_and_framing_nails/ (Baldeagle77)
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The first humans sent on a voyage to another solar system might be greeted by other humans that were sent later using faster ships

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhjlhb/the_first_humans_sent_on_a_voyage_to_another/ ([deleted])
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People with a fear of heights have one of the most rational fears someone can have but are often told they’re being silly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhjkyn/people_with_a_fear_of_heights_have_one_of_the/ ([deleted])
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Cake on cake day is mighty fine but a beer is all the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhjkbi/cake_on_cake_day_is_mighty_fine_but_a_beer_is_all/ (jrod-515)
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The universe could have been created "pre-built" a second ago, and completely get out of control in the next minute because it was made unstable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhjk7i/the_universe_could_have_been_created_prebuilt_a/ (SomaPie)
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Most games are harder to complete with no achievements than with all achievements.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhjji2/most_games_are_harder_to_complete_with_no/ (Goatanius)
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There are as many versions of you as people who know you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhjjhx/there_are_as_many_versions_of_you_as_people_who/ (leodavinci11)
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People who are refusing wear facemask because of 5G are going to loose their minds knowing smart facemask are coming

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhjijq/people_who_are_refusing_wear_facemask_because_of/ ([deleted])
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When we see a painting, it's considered to be beautiful when it looks real, but if we see a real picture, it's considered beutiful when it looks llike a painting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhjhh6/when_we_see_a_painting_its_considered_to_be/ (ggreggy)
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Beef jerky tastes like kissing a dude who just ate a ham sandwich and smoked a marlboro

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhjgiw/beef_jerky_tastes_like_kissing_a_dude_who_just/ (BrockHeBe)
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Parents are adults with a kid brain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhjgi0/parents_are_adults_with_a_kid_brain/ (applebeesapplesauce)
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Pirates might be more successful than ever and all hide in the Bermuda Triangle but people don’t know because they just make every ship they rob look like it randomly sunk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhje6i/pirates_might_be_more_successful_than_ever_and/ (squanto420sqanching)
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The hair from a long-haired dog has probably been a source for suspicion in a random couple's relationship if it got in someone's clothes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhjclr/the_hair_from_a_longhaired_dog_has_probably_been/ (vexed_chexmix)
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The difference between players and gamers...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhjbr1/the_difference_between_players_and_gamers/ (AshKiama)
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When someone is fired in The Office they are also fired in real life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhj9yk/when_someone_is_fired_in_the_office_they_are_also/ (leodavinci11)
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Eating boogers is an act of self cannibalism.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhj68g/eating_boogers_is_an_act_of_self_cannibalism/ (misterrandom1)
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Water boils because it’s trying to cool itself down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhj5qq/water_boils_because_its_trying_to_cool_itself_down/ (Dumbstupidhuman)
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Even if humans live for a million more years, we might never get past the year 2060, for example, if we keep replacing/ updating the “A.D. / B.C” system with something else

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhj5ib/even_if_humans_live_for_a_million_more_years_we/ (AmericaRUserious)
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Wearing masks is a great equalizer for tall, unattractive people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhj4oa/wearing_masks_is_a_great_equalizer_for_tall/ (begopa-)
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If Voldemort had been successful in returning in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's (Sorcerer's) Stone, and had been able to kill Harry as a result, that would've been a great example of killing two birds with one stone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhj4gw/if_voldemort_had_been_successful_in_returning_in/ (Rargle_rawr)
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S’mores /roasting marshmallows was probably the only way some dad could get his kid to go camping and it just stuck

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhj30j/smores_roasting_marshmallows_was_probably_the/ ([deleted])
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A helium tank is lighter when it's full.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhj2q8/a_helium_tank_is_lighter_when_its_full/ (thkoog)
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The first people to see rain probably thought the world was ending

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhj26x/the_first_people_to_see_rain_probably_thought_the/ (retro0316)
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Humanity has no proof that there isn’t a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhizxl/humanity_has_no_proof_that_there_isnt_a_pot_of/ (HiimPlectrum)
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Clothes are retired once they become house rags

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhiz98/clothes_are_retired_once_they_become_house_rags/ (skivviesaurus)
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Stomping is uppercase walking and dancing is cursive walking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhiz3y/stomping_is_uppercase_walking_and_dancing_is/ (us3rn4mes)
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Ed, Edd, and Eddy was The Three Stooges for Gen. Z

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhiyvi/ed_edd_and_eddy_was_the_three_stooges_for_gen_z/ (HalfEpic)
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The centre of Croatia is actually Bosnia and Herzegovina

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhiyui/the_centre_of_croatia_is_actually_bosnia_and/ ([deleted])
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A solid competitor to the awkwardness of having happy birthday sang to you is deciding what to do when someone’s entering in their password in front of you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhiw3m/a_solid_competitor_to_the_awkwardness_of_having/ (DUIofPussy)
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Moving furniture must seem like a cataclysmic event to bugs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhitr3/moving_furniture_must_seem_like_a_cataclysmic/ (TheManicMonocle)
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The true dividing line between Millennial and Gen-Z is if they had Saturday Morning Cartoons or not

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhisuo/the_true_dividing_line_between_millennial_and/ (justhereforhides)
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Making the terms and conditions for an item could be the hardest or easiest job depending on the source of ideas for it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhiq7s/making_the_terms_and_conditions_for_an_item_could/ ([deleted])
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When it gets dark at night, lights come on outside. However, when it gets too quiet outside, there are no noise machines that come on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhiq5m/when_it_gets_dark_at_night_lights_come_on_outside/ (NickySmithFromPGH)
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Old school advertising tried to make consumers feel insecure so they’d buy the product. New school tries to make consumers feel good so they’ll buy the product.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhiq43/old_school_advertising_tried_to_make_consumers/ (irateidiot)
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An unplugged phone can never have 100% charge.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhim8f/an_unplugged_phone_can_never_have_100_charge/ (HypnoTiK123)
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People living in places where car seat heaters are a necessity will never understand people living in places where air conditioning is a necessity, and vice versa.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhilni/people_living_in_places_where_car_seat_heaters/ (takaperoinen-miete)
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If writers, philosophers, and other creative thinkers worked while in the shower, they'd probably be a lot better at coming up with ideas.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhil9t/if_writers_philosophers_and_other_creative/ (PhotonSharpedo)
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If you want to be a good liar, you’d want people to believe you’re a bad liar

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhil3x/if_you_want_to_be_a_good_liar_youd_want_people_to/ (anon7172884)
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Your butthole probably looks just like your mom or dad’s.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhikx8/your_butthole_probably_looks_just_like_your_mom/ (howdy8637)
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No matter who or what your parents are, they're still your parents.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhij85/no_matter_who_or_what_your_parents_are_theyre/ (SerMercutio)
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"Is death deadly?" will be the next "is water wet?"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhij78/is_death_deadly_will_be_the_next_is_water_wet/ (Koifish_Coyote)
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Women will criticize men for playing video games, but then they’ll go and gossip for 8 hours/day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhihw9/women_will_criticize_men_for_playing_video_games/ (guminhyeok)
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The word vernacular is jargon for the word “jargon”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhigiq/the_word_vernacular_is_jargon_for_the_word_jargon/ (svlymxn)
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There's a chance that two trees looks exactly the same

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhig5c/theres_a_chance_that_two_trees_looks_exactly_the/ (NakedShamrock)
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When you snap your fingers only one of them makes a sound.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhifis/when_you_snap_your_fingers_only_one_of_them_makes/ (MakachuPikachu)
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Cold air is easier to breathe than warm air

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhief6/cold_air_is_easier_to_breathe_than_warm_air/ (Playrdude)
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Once you hear a human laughing as a bird squack, you can't unhear it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhidso/once_you_hear_a_human_laughing_as_a_bird_squack/ (houseofmatt)
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You can’t make a sound that cannot be spelt

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhid8r/you_cant_make_a_sound_that_cannot_be_spelt/ (epic-yolo-swag)
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Most straight men flirt more with their homies than they do with women

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhid3s/most_straight_men_flirt_more_with_their_homies/ (Zetanoid)
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Having kids to have someone to take care of you when you're older is a pyramid scheme.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhic2y/having_kids_to_have_someone_to_take_care_of_you/ (Ak171)
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Memorials and artifacts are Easter eggs of the past

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhibqb/memorials_and_artifacts_are_easter_eggs_of_the/ ([deleted])
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There are people born in the late 1990s that will live to see the year 2100, meaning they were alive through 3 different centuries.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhiati/there_are_people_born_in_the_late_1990s_that_will/ (rawfanboy101)
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A random rock formation collapsing in Africa is the reason we have buttcheeks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhia0w/a_random_rock_formation_collapsing_in_africa_is/ (Kalajasavakuy)
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If the the afterlife is real masochists are in a win-win situation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhi9ds/if_the_the_afterlife_is_real_masochists_are_in_a/ (ace_o_hearts)
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The more scientific progress we make, the more natural selection focuses on weeding out the ones who can't follow instructions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhi8z7/the_more_scientific_progress_we_make_the_more/ (takaperoinen-miete)
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Being an actor and playing the role of a bad actor must be incredibly hard

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhi8l7/being_an_actor_and_playing_the_role_of_a_bad/ (luisquinto)
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If a person says they're scratching their cat, it's cute. If a person says their cat is scratching them, it's concerning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhi6xa/if_a_person_says_theyre_scratching_their_cat_its/ (Countess_Calculus)
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We are living through the Joker movie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhi6s6/we_are_living_through_the_joker_movie/ (jomtienislife)
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Women have the beautiful opportunity to say "suck my tit" which is a bigger burn than when guys say "suck my dick" because sucking a tit implies you're her child

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhi6jn/women_have_the_beautiful_opportunity_to_say_suck/ (captain_pizza_315)
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People who create cryptic crosswords must have the most awesome password hints.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhi3na/people_who_create_cryptic_crosswords_must_have/ (TheZor)
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Rick Astley is the only person who can Rick-Roll anyone without an internet connection

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhi2k8/rick_astley_is_the_only_person_who_can_rickroll/ (shubhi1395)
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Emma Watson said indignantly, "we pay our taxes!" in the movie The Circle after being in the Panama Papers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhhzur/emma_watson_said_indignantly_we_pay_our_taxes_in/ ([deleted])
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Realistically, no person who's "died" and came back has ever seen heaven or hell because it's likely that if they exist, you'd only see it when there's no coming back. Keep the secret of heaven and hell locked down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhhyfe/realistically_no_person_whos_died_and_came_back/ ([deleted])
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Every kid's father wants their kid to be better than them except for Lucifer's father because when lucifer told him that he wants to be above and beyond him he threw him out of the house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhhwym/every_kids_father_wants_their_kid_to_be_better/ (lucifer_2003)
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Fidget spinners happened three years ago

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhhwrc/fidget_spinners_happened_three_years_ago/ (omfghewontfkndie)
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Most foods, you keep in mind expiration dates so you avoid foods with microorganisms inside. With yeast, you keep the date in mind to avoid them being dead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhhw6s/most_foods_you_keep_in_mind_expiration_dates_so/ (JPMontoyaAndChase)
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The spider Who bites spider-man doesn't die so it's normal if There are many spider-man actors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhhvra/the_spider_who_bites_spiderman_doesnt_die_so_its/ (JayDuTim)
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The neighborhood ice cream truck is something you listen for first and look for second.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhhsrw/the_neighborhood_ice_cream_truck_is_something_you/ (RobertGBradley)
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Elephants must ingest a lot of their own snot in their lifetime

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhhs9p/elephants_must_ingest_a_lot_of_their_own_snot_in/ (lilneonate)
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A shoehorn is an underrated accessory

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhhref/a_shoehorn_is_an_underrated_accessory/ (iclaimignorance)
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The information age has produced the first generation of grandparents who are not by default the most knowledgeable and well-informed people in any room they walk in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhhqtp/the_information_age_has_produced_the_first/ (takaperoinen-miete)
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Since t-shirts, no matter if they are XS or XXL, often cost the same even though the smaller ones need less cloth, small people in some way pay for the clothes of tall people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhhpkl/since_tshirts_no_matter_if_they_are_xs_or_xxl/ (Groovy0ne)
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If Pi is infinite, then it has to include a combination of numbers that spell out the word "pie".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhhol0/if_pi_is_infinite_then_it_has_to_include_a/ (billcage32)
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If you love someone with ALL your heart then you'd be dead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhhnuu/if_you_love_someone_with_all_your_heart_then_youd/ (strangerbeware)
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Despite having a really skinny frame Shaggy Rogers is surprisingly strong, since he can hold Scooby, a great dane weighing 90kg(198lb) up in his arms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhhntw/despite_having_a_really_skinny_frame_shaggy/ (SirMalcolmK)
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If people stopped having shadows we wouldnt notice immediately

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhhm0t/if_people_stopped_having_shadows_we_wouldnt/ (applebeesapplesauce)
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There might be some animals we thought went extinct but in reality they actually mastered camouflage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhhl5v/there_might_be_some_animals_we_thought_went/ ([deleted])
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Teenagers start to hate their parents because they start to realize the flaws in their parenting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhhkrg/teenagers_start_to_hate_their_parents_because/ (YellowBirdedBullfrog)
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When we bother and read long texts we also read the tl;dr

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhhj6o/when_we_bother_and_read_long_texts_we_also_read/ (gaylasagne)
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With ads putting more effort into photoshopping their models, it's paradoxically more noticeable and memorable when companies don't edit the pictures. That's one rare case where less effort is more.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhhhf6/with_ads_putting_more_effort_into_photoshopping/ (Prace_Ace)
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Maybe witches really existed, but back in the day humankind just killed them all

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhhhbn/maybe_witches_really_existed_but_back_in_the_day/ (DamnSon74)
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Based on the number of bodies in the galaxy, the flag industry could remain in business practically indefinitely once exploration starts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhhh8r/based_on_the_number_of_bodies_in_the_galaxy_the/ (Nazamroth)
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Everyone sort of likes bowling, but not that much.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhhd52/everyone_sort_of_likes_bowling_but_not_that_much/ (throwaway_7466_)
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Marijuana might have been discovered after a big forest fire and everyone who escaped just started laughing and munching out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhh6rm/marijuana_might_have_been_discovered_after_a_big/ ([deleted])
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We don't recieve a specific/valid reason for removal of our posts because the modds themselves don't have one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhh6eu/we_dont_recieve_a_specificvalid_reason_for/ ([deleted])
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Chairs provide our butts with antigravity technology.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhh61b/chairs_provide_our_butts_with_antigravity/ ([deleted])
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Santa Claus lives on Santa Claus lane (as the song informs us) because that's how private business park HQ streets are typically named in corporate culture.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhh5p5/santa_claus_lives_on_santa_claus_lane_as_the_song/ (noconversationplease)
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The degree to which your taste in music is bad is proportional to the likeliness that you will choose to play your music loudly in public, such as when hiking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhh51c/the_degree_to_which_your_taste_in_music_is_bad_is/ (irrational_design)
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Monks unintentionally gave antisocial people a way to avoid ever talking to another person without appearing antisocial.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhh3mn/monks_unintentionally_gave_antisocial_people_a/ ([deleted])
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Kraby Paty was soggy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhh374/kraby_paty_was_soggy/ (TVjanbaaz)
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When you clean up the dust on the walls, you leave a good number of spiders homeless.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhh1zh/when_you_clean_up_the_dust_on_the_walls_you_leave/ (plns_24)
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Too much bass is as fatiguing as too much treble if not more so

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhgz8v/too_much_bass_is_as_fatiguing_as_too_much_treble/ (WrickyB)
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A majority of dessert foods and breakfast foods can be used interchangeably.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhgygw/a_majority_of_dessert_foods_and_breakfast_foods/ (Slowmexicano)
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You know you are friends with someone when you can discuss porn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhgxuo/you_know_you_are_friends_with_someone_when_you/ (chongdog)
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There is a very slim, but not zero chance that at least one blind person doesn’t know that deaf people exist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhgxsw/there_is_a_very_slim_but_not_zero_chance_that_at/ (babanared)
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Crumbs in the butter is disgusting, but butter in the crumbs is halfway to a tasty crouton

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhgwu4/crumbs_in_the_butter_is_disgusting_but_butter_in/ (MarinersFan28)
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Erasers sacrifice their lives for our mistakes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhgwqs/erasers_sacrifice_their_lives_for_our_mistakes/ (Deku_goes_Snap)
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Too much bass is as fatiguing as too much treble.if not more so

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhgwjb/too_much_bass_is_as_fatiguing_as_too_much/ (WrickyB)
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If witches are real, they were simply playing the long game in Salem by letting a few of them get killed off and pretending Salem was crazy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhgvsn/if_witches_are_real_they_were_simply_playing_the/ ([deleted])
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The infinity symbol kinda looks like a strapless bra.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhgtqw/the_infinity_symbol_kinda_looks_like_a_strapless/ (glass-empty)
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Knowledge is human software that needs to be updated.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhgsi2/knowledge_is_human_software_that_needs_to_be/ (bohrmachine)
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It doesn't matter how much chocolate is underneath the cookie when you look at it, it's the amount on top which determines which has the most chocolate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhgsa9/it_doesnt_matter_how_much_chocolate_is_underneath/ (HotPant-z)
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When you are having an argument with someone, usually neither of you are using arguments.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhgs2p/when_you_are_having_an_argument_with_someone/ (GroverTheGoatWah)
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Most of the ocean animals/creatures don’t know that the surface exists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhgr3r/most_of_the_ocean_animalscreatures_dont_know_that/ (pararapapaimlovingit)
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Perhaps our brains forget our best dreams so we can re-experience them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhgqt7/perhaps_our_brains_forget_our_best_dreams_so_we/ (TheScout68)
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Couples that can finish each other's sentences are also beginning them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhgpzz/couples_that_can_finish_each_others_sentences_are/ (AriaoftheSol)
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Most people have an above average number of limbs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhgp52/most_people_have_an_above_average_number_of_limbs/ (AUMonster)
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asexuals be living on post-nut clarity permanently

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhgp3k/asexuals_be_living_on_postnut_clarity_permanently/ (ClearPlane)
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Just wait till the woke folks hear about who goes first in every game of chess.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhglbe/just_wait_till_the_woke_folks_hear_about_who_goes/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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Uncanny isn't the opposite of canny.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhgl5w/uncanny_isnt_the_opposite_of_canny/ (Fingerbob73)
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You know you like a show/movie when you start searching for its soundtracks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhgkr4/you_know_you_like_a_showmovie_when_you_start/ (Shtiel)
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Some animals might have a more sophisticated and diverse language than humans but linguistic experts are so embarrassed they can’t figure it out that they just tell everyone it’s too basic to understand

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhgk4y/some_animals_might_have_a_more_sophisticated_and/ ([deleted])
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"Pyramid scheme" sounds a lot like "Pyramid scam"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhgijh/pyramid_scheme_sounds_a_lot_like_pyramid_scam/ (alienonymous2)
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Your future self is constantly talking shit about you for being cringe and ruining his/her life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhghe5/your_future_self_is_constantly_talking_shit_about/ (Maxraser33)
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'@realDonaldTrump' is most likely a trolling account.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhghc0/realdonaldtrump_is_most_likely_a_trolling_account/ (spoi1t)
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Every day we wake up in a different part of the universe than we went to sleep in

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhgh6f/every_day_we_wake_up_in_a_different_part_of_the/ (exoduscv)
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When life's path hits a roadblock, go into construction and fix it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhggk5/when_lifes_path_hits_a_roadblock_go_into/ (gravitypushes)
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The shortest checkout queue will always be the slowest

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhgfpx/the_shortest_checkout_queue_will_always_be_the/ (wcslater)
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Feelings are facts but only to the person who is feeling them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhgfhz/feelings_are_facts_but_only_to_the_person_who_is/ (WhitePegasuss)
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The cellphone scene in Law Abiding Citizen wouldn't happen nowadays because nobody puts their phone up to their head anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhgf5z/the_cellphone_scene_in_law_abiding_citizen/ (The_Last_Boy_Scout)
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Elvis Presley is a simp according to modern standards

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhge1p/elvis_presley_is_a_simp_according_to_modern/ (DaBaldedEgg)
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Your superpower could be the ability to steal other superpowers, but you never noticed because you're the only one with superpowers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhgctb/your_superpower_could_be_the_ability_to_steal/ (RuroniHS)
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No body buys the first watermelon that they pick up, no matter how good it looks or feels.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhgc77/no_body_buys_the_first_watermelon_that_they_pick/ (dndnh92)
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A child can ruin someone’s life by taking a nude image and sending it to an adult and then abuse them of being in possession of child porn

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhgbyy/a_child_can_ruin_someones_life_by_taking_a_nude/ (Ivided)
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Nobody holds their phone to their ear anymore, so we don't need to worry about tumors or brain cancer even if phones were a confirmed cause.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhgbm7/nobody_holds_their_phone_to_their_ear_anymore_so/ ([deleted])
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' middle finger is also their index finger

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhg9t9/teenage_mutant_ninja_turtles_middle_finger_is/ (Rami431)
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Indian kids might be better at Spelling Bee competitions because they learn English by reading and writing unlike the native English speakers who learn by listening.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhg8c6/indian_kids_might_be_better_at_spelling_bee/ (MechSand)
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Waking up is the same as the sun coming up without the burn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhg83p/waking_up_is_the_same_as_the_sun_coming_up/ (MattOnePointO)
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Turning down the volume in your car helps you see better

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhg6nx/turning_down_the_volume_in_your_car_helps_you_see/ (WhitePegasuss)
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If after you answer somebody's question they could have Googled, they just wanted to talk to you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhg6m0/if_after_you_answer_somebodys_question_they_could/ (MattOnePointO)
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It takes longer to adopt a child than it does to grow your own

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhg63q/it_takes_longer_to_adopt_a_child_than_it_does_to/ (Irisproperty)
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Many People jokingly flirt more with their friends than with People they are interested in

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhg5j1/many_people_jokingly_flirt_more_with_their/ (Zetanoid)
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The people who rioted, and got mad they got in trouble, were attempting to do the same thing they claimed cops were/are doing. Breaking the law and getting away with it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhg40f/the_people_who_rioted_and_got_mad_they_got_in/ (theshade540)
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If you left earth on a spaceship traveling at 99.5% the speed of light, you could come back ten years later and be thousands of years in the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhg3xy/if_you_left_earth_on_a_spaceship_traveling_at_995/ (Dodecahedron7)
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Tarzan and Rosella from Barbie as the Island Princess look rather clean and hygienic despite living in the jungle for over 10 years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhfxnu/tarzan_and_rosella_from_barbie_as_the_island/ (hmansloth)
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Nightmares are horror stories where the writer of the movie already knows about all your worst fears and makes the movie specifically for you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhfw65/nightmares_are_horror_stories_where_the_writer_of/ (squanto420sqanching)
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Colonizers would have gone through rough terrain to get their colony

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhfw2q/colonizers_would_have_gone_through_rough_terrain/ (gtm_84)
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Meanness is not an attitude; it is a character deficiency.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhfs7u/meanness_is_not_an_attitude_it_is_a_character/ (Tbbhxf)
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Singing an ad several years after you’ve heard is the proof it is a good ad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hhflay/singing_an_ad_several_years_after_youve_heard_is/ (HyrulePeasant)
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The upcoming first day of school is going to be the most collectively looked forward to and the most feared one in the history of humanity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hheooz/the_upcoming_first_day_of_school_is_going_to_be/ (hometimrunner)
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Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hheoaj/lobsters_are_mermaids_to_scorpions/ (timjamin)
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Every day we are getting closer to our final breath.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh9fha/every_day_we_are_getting_closer_to_our_final/ (NerdSlayer4253)
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Someone somewhere has probably started their period while mid-sentence in a conversation with you and you were none the wiser

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh9efh/someone_somewhere_has_probably_started_their/ (pathemar)
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Someday, all the content will have been created

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh9ebh/someday_all_the_content_will_have_been_created/ (Baconkittycakes)
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Most Ignorant/Arrogant people think and act like the main character in the game of Life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh9dj3/most_ignorantarrogant_people_think_and_act_like/ (LordJayUniverse)
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Cinnamon twists from Taco Bell are literally just crispy churros

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh9czl/cinnamon_twists_from_taco_bell_are_literally_just/ (Aggrobatics)
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There might be islands that most of mankind doesn’t know about, but two people washed ashore there thousands of years ago and an entirely different race of humans are all trapped there thinking that’s all there is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh9bem/there_might_be_islands_that_most_of_mankind/ ([deleted])
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Masks have probably made it easier for people to walk into adult stores

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh9aug/masks_have_probably_made_it_easier_for_people_to/ (FestusPowerLoL)
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The New Reveal is Making Friends With A Masked Person and Not Seeing Their Bare Face Until You Become Close Enough To Remove Masks At Some Lunch Out. That's Something That Can Change An Opinion Of A Person Just As Fast As Them Telling You A Personal Secret.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh9apc/the_new_reveal_is_making_friends_with_a_masked/ (joeythekidisamon)
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An awkward silence isn't awkward until someone breaks the silence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh96yx/an_awkward_silence_isnt_awkward_until_someone/ (ljday123)
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Everyone has that one pair of undies in their drawer that they will never decide to wear but won't throw out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh96ut/everyone_has_that_one_pair_of_undies_in_their/ (amphibbian)
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People that don't wear masks must've had some yielding parents.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh96lw/people_that_dont_wear_masks_mustve_had_some/ (theantperson)
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"Darkness rising" and "darkness falls" are interchangeable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh95ug/darkness_rising_and_darkness_falls_are/ (TheMadJAM)
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Sneezing while driving is frickin' dangerous.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh95as/sneezing_while_driving_is_frickin_dangerous/ (Atxflyguy83)
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In the universe of Inside Out, there probably is a character/emotion that appears when you’re near 14.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh959s/in_the_universe_of_inside_out_there_probably_is_a/ (futuristic-weeb)
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Turning on and off a smart light from your phone must really be confusing for a dog or cat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh93tb/turning_on_and_off_a_smart_light_from_your_phone/ (Adorably_Average)
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Scooby Doo walks on all four legs but does not wash front legs before eating

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh93hj/scooby_doo_walks_on_all_four_legs_but_does_not/ (JakubDi)
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The people refusing to wear a mask are probably the same people that refuse to wear a condom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh934o/the_people_refusing_to_wear_a_mask_are_probably/ (username2-4-3-7)
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Online retail giant Amazon is in part responsible for destroying the very place it's named after.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh929k/online_retail_giant_amazon_is_in_part_responsible/ (Dudester1988)
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The greatest sporting match was probably played by two sides on some suburban ground that few spectators ever saw

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh91l8/the_greatest_sporting_match_was_probably_played/ (netpenthe)
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Becoming an adult involves realizing corn chips really aren't all that bad for you, but potato chips literally kill people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh917l/becoming_an_adult_involves_realizing_corn_chips/ (TheresNoAmosOnlyZuul)
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The fact that a person of a certain race was mistreated does not tell us that they were mistreated BECAUSE of their race.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh90r9/the_fact_that_a_person_of_a_certain_race_was/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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You know you’re old when it becomes dangerous to sneeze.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh8zds/you_know_youre_old_when_it_becomes_dangerous_to/ (thehardchange)
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Despite some folks' opinion, barbecuing and grilling are not synonymous.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh8zcb/despite_some_folks_opinion_barbecuing_and/ (brian_m1982)
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It must be really hard for the devil to make deals with people because of movies and tv

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh8ypw/it_must_be_really_hard_for_the_devil_to_make/ (MusicMan476)
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There are over a million ways to cuddle someone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh8yjk/there_are_over_a_million_ways_to_cuddle_someone/ (The-bois-are-back)
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Holes get bigger the more you take away from them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh8xzb/holes_get_bigger_the_more_you_take_away_from_them/ (wcslater)
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For a few seconds,you had the smallest dick in the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh8xbc/for_a_few_secondsyou_had_the_smallest_dick_in_the/ (Aryel3789)
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The speed limit is generally understood as the speed minimum.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh8wyo/the_speed_limit_is_generally_understood_as_the/ (INeedMoreHobbies)
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It'd be cool if Tom Hanks when by THanks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh8v0q/itd_be_cool_if_tom_hanks_when_by_thanks/ (chinsman31)
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Advancements in boats and ships only happens if someone survives a storm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh8un0/advancements_in_boats_and_ships_only_happens_if/ (redditme789)
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You're only going to eat at Denny's if it's your birthday or you drank like it was your birthday.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh8ugf/youre_only_going_to_eat_at_dennys_if_its_your/ (thelandan)
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In kids’ movies where it’s people vs animals, the narrative puts us on the side of the animals, but in adult movies we are usually rooting for the humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh8q4j/in_kids_movies_where_its_people_vs_animals_the/ (mamakumquat)
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The sudden disappearance of the blackberry phone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh8pwf/the_sudden_disappearance_of_the_blackberry_phone/ (loverofcfb08)
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If people are bothered by breathing in their own air, wait until they find out they are breathing in the air of other people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh8pc2/if_people_are_bothered_by_breathing_in_their_own/ (AwesomReno)
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The bodies used as landmarks in Mount Everest disprove the statement “What goes up must come down”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh8p87/the_bodies_used_as_landmarks_in_mount_everest/ (Unwanted-Toaster)
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Money is human software that needs to be updated.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh8o6l/money_is_human_software_that_needs_to_be_updated/ (bohrmachine)
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Everyone wants to be a part of some social group but what they don’t realize is they’re already a part of humanity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh8o0z/everyone_wants_to_be_a_part_of_some_social_group/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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there could be thousands of jumps in technology from people from the future, seeing how small of a change they can make to make a big difference.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh8mw0/there_could_be_thousands_of_jumps_in_technology/ (talesfromtheepic6)
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Give a person a fish and they eat for a day. Teach a person to fish they have a useless skill without adequate access to fisheries.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh8m7s/give_a_person_a_fish_and_they_eat_for_a_day_teach/ (TheOneSaneGuy)
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The greatest manipulators are seen as the victims

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh8ltb/the_greatest_manipulators_are_seen_as_the_victims/ (a-single-aids)
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Even though other people assume they get to tell you what to do, it turns out that you get to decide.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh8k86/even_though_other_people_assume_they_get_to_tell/ (Breeze_in_the_Trees)
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“You don’t deserve that” can be both an insult and a compliment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh8h1d/you_dont_deserve_that_can_be_both_an_insult_and_a/ (HGmario)
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Mermaids are half fish, yet their tails go up and down like water mammals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh8fel/mermaids_are_half_fish_yet_their_tails_go_up_and/ (ultragameguy)
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We’re all going to have a tan line running across the middle of our face by the end of the summer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh8f2t/were_all_going_to_have_a_tan_line_running_across/ (notmythingg)
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Your brain knows how to reproduce cells but you don’t.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh8ek9/your_brain_knows_how_to_reproduce_cells_but_you/ (KingZlatan33)
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If you’re bisexual you have double the options

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh8ctn/if_youre_bisexual_you_have_double_the_options/ (Thedoorlord1)
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zero is actually an portal between negative and positive numbers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh8bo9/zero_is_actually_an_portal_between_negative_and/ (Educational_Shower)
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When a character in a movie is handed a new fountain soda, the first sip they take makes the slurping sound as if the cup is empty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh8bbf/when_a_character_in_a_movie_is_handed_a_new/ (kapncrutch)
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If you pick the music that plays at a funeral, you're picking the end credits music for that person's life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh8azq/if_you_pick_the_music_that_plays_at_a_funeral/ (CaptOldspice)
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People would probably acknowledge more how similar someone's 10 year old self can look to their adult self if movies didn't have to use two different actors for a young and old version of a character

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh87w9/people_would_probably_acknowledge_more_how/ (Yoinker9001)
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We're IN a world, but ON a planet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh85rb/were_in_a_world_but_on_a_planet/ (hurstshifter7)
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2021 will be the most anticipated New Year since the millennium...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh85fo/2021_will_be_the_most_anticipated_new_year_since/ (consider_all_sides)
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Filling a hole makes it whole.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh848k/filling_a_hole_makes_it_whole/ (Sammy_slamma)
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Half truths are logic sprinkled with lies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh82rs/half_truths_are_logic_sprinkled_with_lies/ ([deleted])
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It’s either Arkansas or Kansas that is pronouncing their state correctly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh80gs/its_either_arkansas_or_kansas_that_is_pronouncing/ (Baron_VonLongSchlong)
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“We’ll always be friends” is such a depressing statement

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh80fs/well_always_be_friends_is_such_a_depressing/ (MyUsernameIs3pic)
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Firefighters finally won the police vs firefighters debate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh7zzv/firefighters_finally_won_the_police_vs/ (orion925)
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If you live in an apartment complex you also live with everybody in that complex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh7zsn/if_you_live_in_an_apartment_complex_you_also_live/ (i_dont_wanna24)
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Video games have changed from "it's like watching a movie". To "it's like watching a mini series on HBO".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh7zsf/video_games_have_changed_from_its_like_watching_a/ (Matso12)
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People who want to fix someone else's life have never fixed up a house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh7yr5/people_who_want_to_fix_someone_elses_life_have/ (WadeErich)
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When you are asked to use your imagination is school your brain just doesn't work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh7xq4/when_you_are_asked_to_use_your_imagination_is/ (That1GuyPrivate)
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Doomsday prepping is the other kind of life insurance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh7wmj/doomsday_prepping_is_the_other_kind_of_life/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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There no mass killers as mass cannot be created nor destroyed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh7wjn/there_no_mass_killers_as_mass_cannot_be_created/ ([deleted])
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Stealthy plans in fiction never work

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh7u9k/stealthy_plans_in_fiction_never_work/ (ATR2400)
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If even one conspiracy theory were to be proven true it could change your perspective on a lot of others as well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh7tk0/if_even_one_conspiracy_theory_were_to_be_proven/ (Postgolf83)
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Doki Doki Literature Club is the Happy Tree Friends of dating sims

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh7tjz/doki_doki_literature_club_is_the_happy_tree/ (Kaizo_Dread)
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If you transported someone from the 16th century to the modern day they wouldn't know how to drink from a straw.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh7smc/if_you_transported_someone_from_the_16th_century/ (Ranzear)
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Even if your emotions aren’t rational, they’re still real and important.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh7sj1/even_if_your_emotions_arent_rational_theyre_still/ (giantbigoof)
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If a show has a character that can regrow limbs, they’re the only one to ever lose them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh7r37/if_a_show_has_a_character_that_can_regrow_limbs/ (guyfromsaitama)
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We (the human race) could've had an ancestor millions of years ago that could've given us wings or gills but was randomly killed even though it was fit to survive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh7nv8/we_the_human_race_couldve_had_an_ancestor/ (Schnickles_das_fritz)
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Death is necessary because nothing is forever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh7nny/death_is_necessary_because_nothing_is_forever/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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monkeys could wear gloves on their feet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh7k6g/monkeys_could_wear_gloves_on_their_feet/ (TheCommonersLife)
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Sloths got nothin on plants...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh7k3c/sloths_got_nothin_on_plants/ (BreadstickRifle)
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The tallest and shortest person in the world would have been classified as a separate species by scientists if they lived millions of years ago.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh7inh/the_tallest_and_shortest_person_in_the_world/ (Devan-Devan)
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Guys are WAY more into balls than girls, if you include sports.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh7gtm/guys_are_way_more_into_balls_than_girls_if_you/ (Isntitabouttime69)
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Many founding fathers were slave owners, and because some them are on currency, they still are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh7gsx/many_founding_fathers_were_slave_owners_and/ (justadair)
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Restaurants are going to start to offer no-mask/mask sections like they offered smoking/non-smoking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh7gjw/restaurants_are_going_to_start_to_offer/ (RaiderCatt)
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Stereotyping different races is considered bad, but people think it’s completely okay to stereotype different dog breeds for their behavior.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh7fuu/stereotyping_different_races_is_considered_bad/ (Devan-Devan)
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a 556/223 cartridge is actually a 22

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh7ds2/a_556223_cartridge_is_actually_a_22/ (sajahet25)
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"Grow where you're planted" is couch potato advice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh7d6h/grow_where_youre_planted_is_couch_potato_advice/ (OutspokenLurker)
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There is no good way to respond to someone calling you annoying

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh7b01/there_is_no_good_way_to_respond_to_someone/ (opvertex)
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There is a chance that the most out there, crazy conspiracy theory is right, and we’re the crazy ones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh7anb/there_is_a_chance_that_the_most_out_there_crazy/ (Speedbird235)
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If any race were to be completely extinct, then we'd have to put up models of them in a museum

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh7amb/if_any_race_were_to_be_completely_extinct_then/ (AreYouApprochingMe)
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Urinals are toilets that hang on the wall.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh79p4/urinals_are_toilets_that_hang_on_the_wall/ (ILike2HumpCamels)
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People who think they’re crazy usually aren’t crazy. Crazy people usually aren’t self-aware enough to admit themselves as crazy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh781y/people_who_think_theyre_crazy_usually_arent_crazy/ (W-h-o-o-o-s-h)
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Darth Vader ruled the galaxy with a literal Iron fist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh773a/darth_vader_ruled_the_galaxy_with_a_literal_iron/ (Ju5t_50m3_Guy)
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When you start living alone, you begin to realize how long it really takes to use up an entire toothpaste tube.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh76k4/when_you_start_living_alone_you_begin_to_realize/ (sub2techno)
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A reason to like social media is that it exposes all the idiots in the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh75xa/a_reason_to_like_social_media_is_that_it_exposes/ (TheLegendaryJet)
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You never see tornadoes or wind, You just see the debris or dust it moves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh73et/you_never_see_tornadoes_or_wind_you_just_see_the/ (Axe2004)
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If you swallow money you have more value

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh6zdb/if_you_swallow_money_you_have_more_value/ (Notfunny837)
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We have an emulated AI version of everyone we are familiar with saved in our brains, that we can hold conversations with anytime we want to, including those who have passed away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh6yip/we_have_an_emulated_ai_version_of_everyone_we_are/ (Reversedtime)
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Killing someone with a plastic bag over their head is a delayed condom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh6xz3/killing_someone_with_a_plastic_bag_over_their/ (-Benjamin_Dover-)
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Everything in the Universe has some form of latency, lag is unavoidable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh6xxk/everything_in_the_universe_has_some_form_of/ (darkySp)
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Bottom line... the asshole comes with the cat. No way around it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh6xsj/bottom_line_the_asshole_comes_with_the_cat_no_way/ ([deleted])
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The amount of syllables in a word is directly related to how condescending the person is trying to be

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh6xfu/the_amount_of_syllables_in_a_word_is_directly/ (Imsorry00000)
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The goals of the Templars and the Assassins are so similar that in Assassins Creed 3 we didn’t realize we were playing as a Templar in the beginning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh6woj/the_goals_of_the_templars_and_the_assassins_are/ (Ark_Knight463)
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Guilty till proven innocent, and guilty by public opinion is the modern court system.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh6wak/guilty_till_proven_innocent_and_guilty_by_public/ (andy34p)
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A lot of people could jump higher than a house because houses can't jump

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh6vrq/a_lot_of_people_could_jump_higher_than_a_house/ (FlyCola)
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The more popular you are, the harder it is to find true friends.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh6vq7/the_more_popular_you_are_the_harder_it_is_to_find/ (insane_eraser)
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Whoever invented the escalator likely had the sole intention of capitalizing off the laziness of the average person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh6tzx/whoever_invented_the_escalator_likely_had_the/ ([deleted])
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The sun is still drying the clothes in a solar powered clothes dryer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh6qzt/the_sun_is_still_drying_the_clothes_in_a_solar/ (come_sing_with_me)
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Video killed the radio star, and then radio killed the video star when people realized podcasts consume way less data than videos.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh6q1p/video_killed_the_radio_star_and_then_radio_killed/ (thelandan)
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Pop-up books are a really cool concept and are wasted on children

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh6ofu/popup_books_are_a_really_cool_concept_and_are/ (ConsistentJellyfish)
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After a computer overheats, it freezes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh6o0b/after_a_computer_overheats_it_freezes/ ([deleted])
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Goldman: You comfort your night and other demons by getting them off your chest

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh6nh8/goldman_you_comfort_your_night_and_other_demons/ (noglassisjusthalf)
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You can categorize all porn as stuck and non-stuck.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh6ng6/you_can_categorize_all_porn_as_stuck_and_nonstuck/ (ubersmiker)
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'Dog' is used as praise but 'bitch' as an insult.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh6ldn/dog_is_used_as_praise_but_bitch_as_an_insult/ ([deleted])
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There is an "eye" in the middle of the word "hurricane".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh6jpy/there_is_an_eye_in_the_middle_of_the_word/ (-DJM)
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If two pregnat woman are in a fist fight then the babies are having a mech battle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh6its/if_two_pregnat_woman_are_in_a_fist_fight_then_the/ (LoseySkopes)
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Mockingbirds are nature's copypasta.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh6ihg/mockingbirds_are_natures_copypasta/ (BoogsterSU2)
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If two pregnate woman are in a fist fight then the babies are having a mech battle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh6h87/if_two_pregnate_woman_are_in_a_fist_fight_then/ ([deleted])
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Nature created eyebrows to help prevent sweat from getting into our eyes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh6gc6/nature_created_eyebrows_to_help_prevent_sweat/ (InvisibleSubtitle)
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If a secret is revealed, it's still a secret just not a secret secret.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh6c0s/if_a_secret_is_revealed_its_still_a_secret_just/ (Atalkingpizzabox)
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The parade scene in the movie Brain Candy is giving people unrealistic expectations for when they plan to “come out of the closet”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh699c/the_parade_scene_in_the_movie_brain_candy_is/ (Otsegovalcore)
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Greg Hefley was the as*hole that no one liked

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh68xg/greg_hefley_was_the_ashole_that_no_one_liked/ (sb4410)
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Boxers retiring are literally unboxing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh68ir/boxers_retiring_are_literally_unboxing/ (Holygrail69)
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If a girl friend zoned someone isn't she technically thier girl"friend"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh68h2/if_a_girl_friend_zoned_someone_isnt_she/ (BRUH_notgay)
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When you're drunk, your brain runs slower, so everything seems faster.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh67s6/when_youre_drunk_your_brain_runs_slower_so/ (stojkestojke)
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We use W,A,S,D keys to move in video games but in real life we predominantly use W

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh676x/we_use_wasd_keys_to_move_in_video_games_but_in/ (KushKenobi)
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There is no worse feeling than not being able to remember if you took a pill or not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh65yr/there_is_no_worse_feeling_than_not_being_able_to/ (KaiKaiFM)
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'Just Hold On' and 'Just Let Go' are equally inspirational.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh65yf/just_hold_on_and_just_let_go_are_equally/ (a-single-aids)
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At some point of history, rock, paper, scissors, was essentially rock, rock, rock.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh64q2/at_some_point_of_history_rock_paper_scissors_was/ (_Ayil_)
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Our modern pet dogs are GMOs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh6481/our_modern_pet_dogs_are_gmos/ (pattern144)
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A pump is a vacuum that works with water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh63q9/a_pump_is_a_vacuum_that_works_with_water/ (nimitz12)
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From a patron standpoint, establishments at half capacity is the shit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh63bf/from_a_patron_standpoint_establishments_at_half/ (LennerKetty)
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It is much easier to hate someone than it is to love someone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh62md/it_is_much_easier_to_hate_someone_than_it_is_to/ (somkkeshav555)
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The exclamation mark looks like a person standing up as being alert or surprised while the question mark looks like a person sitting down with legs curled up thinking about something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh61kv/the_exclamation_mark_looks_like_a_person_standing/ ([deleted])
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You rarely if ever actually pet a "pet" fish.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh61it/you_rarely_if_ever_actually_pet_a_pet_fish/ (One_Man_Circle_Jerk)
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Anyone who tells you Wikipedia is an unreliable source of information is an unreliable source of information.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh602a/anyone_who_tells_you_wikipedia_is_an_unreliable/ (Turnky)
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The arms of a chair is the chair of your arms

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh5zh0/the_arms_of_a_chair_is_the_chair_of_your_arms/ (TheWetCoCo)
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Exams are taken independently whereas in sociaty you need to work together, so technically cheating in exams are good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh5yui/exams_are_taken_independently_whereas_in_sociaty/ (dickssongoowenzhan00)
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The justice league only lets Batman hang around because he pays for everything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh5y2y/the_justice_league_only_lets_batman_hang_around/ (_TGV)
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The $100 bill will probably lose its iconic status in a few decades due to inflation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh5xpi/the_100_bill_will_probably_lose_its_iconic_status/ (olol798)
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Nothing is planned and nothing is accidental; everything emerges from an environment that was itself cultivated.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh5up4/nothing_is_planned_and_nothing_is_accidental/ (IdentifyingString)
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You know you are getting old when you start to get angry at neighborhood fireworks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh5s41/you_know_you_are_getting_old_when_you_start_to/ (DrPierreChow)
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Batman's mask is the opposite of a surgical mask.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh5r4n/batmans_mask_is_the_opposite_of_a_surgical_mask/ (FastWalkingShortGuy)
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Searching "sex" on pornhub us like searching "Google" on Google.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh5mip/searching_sex_on_pornhub_us_like_searching_google/ (TolstoyInSpace)
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Handheld phones and other similar technologies must have been a commonality to some other civilizations in our universe’s history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh5m75/handheld_phones_and_other_similar_technologies/ (TwoStrokeMcGee)
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Mewtwo is supposed to be the ultimate Pokémon born from the genes of Mew, a superior Mew and yet it can’t learn every move.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh5lnw/mewtwo_is_supposed_to_be_the_ultimate_pokémon/ (Chrome-13)
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getting tea bagged in VR ain't gonna be fun

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh5jnp/getting_tea_bagged_in_vr_aint_gonna_be_fun/ (kskelts)
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You can spell tony as ptoughneigh instead

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh5j5j/you_can_spell_tony_as_ptoughneigh_instead/ (Tony-Pepproni)
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In real life we’re worried when we hear about a prison break, but in TV shows and movies we always root for the people escaping

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh5gjq/in_real_life_were_worried_when_we_hear_about_a/ (supernes204)
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People believe a negative answers more then they would believe a positive answer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh5fke/people_believe_a_negative_answers_more_then_they/ (idk_you__you_dk_me)
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If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, the babies are having a mech battle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh5ahj/if_two_pregnant_women_get_into_a_fist_fight_the/ (TheTarJar)
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Amphibians are the majority in some places.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh5a51/amphibians_are_the_majority_in_some_places/ (_MR_COUGHINGTON)
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Most things that are described as “razor sharp” aren’t really

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh5a3u/most_things_that_are_described_as_razor_sharp/ (bigRalreadyexists)
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Dairy Queen workers are hamon users

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh5a0k/dairy_queen_workers_are_hamon_users/ (The_Legendary_Yeeter)
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Hoopskirts have unexpected practical usages like reducing fall injury and provide buoyancy when fell into water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh59tc/hoopskirts_have_unexpected_practical_usages_like/ (Screwbreaker)
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PEZ missed the potential to be gum

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh56ou/pez_missed_the_potential_to_be_gum/ (kjanta)
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Covering yourself in their dead bodies do nothing, the mosquitoes keep coming.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh56n8/covering_yourself_in_their_dead_bodies_do_nothing/ (Deathbysnusnubooboo)
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Telling a bad driver that they are driving a machine that could kill you and many other people in a matter of seconds probably makes them just more anxious and a worst driver

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh562r/telling_a_bad_driver_that_they_are_driving_a/ ([deleted])
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If 'onus' were less of an unused word, "the onus is on us" could have become a common slogan to inspire action

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh55ai/if_onus_were_less_of_an_unused_word_the_onus_is/ (DriftWrench)
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Clouds are extremely reversed bodies of water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh54om/clouds_are_extremely_reversed_bodies_of_water/ (_MR_COUGHINGTON)
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ATMs with withdrawal fees that ask you to "cover your pin" are the thief

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh549n/atms_with_withdrawal_fees_that_ask_you_to_cover/ ([deleted])
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One day telescopes might be so powerful and available that you’ll be able to be a Peeping Tom on your crushes of the past

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh548i/one_day_telescopes_might_be_so_powerful_and/ (Pimping_NZ)
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Earth’s space advancements have got to the point where it can probably handle a deep impact/Armageddon asteroid scenario.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh5477/earths_space_advancements_have_got_to_the_point/ (must_touch_flesh)
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A car is a machine. That makes most of us machinists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh5343/a_car_is_a_machine_that_makes_most_of_us/ (Lucifers_Tits)
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You are always simultaneously the oldest you’ve ever been and the youngest you’ll ever be.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh525x/you_are_always_simultaneously_the_oldest_youve/ (Xander_Cloud)
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Students can control the system by not fundraising.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh51s6/students_can_control_the_system_by_not_fundraising/ (MAKManTheOfficialYT)
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You can't drive drunk or smoke in a hospital just because you want to. Your freedom can't take away someone else's, or that wouldn't be freedom. Putting others at risk is not freedom, and just like driving drunk, not wearing a mask is proven to kill people. Thus, wearing a mask is being free!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh51re/you_cant_drive_drunk_or_smoke_in_a_hospital_just/ (GameofCHAT)
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If we are made from star dust, then maybe our destiny is written in the stars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh50zv/if_we_are_made_from_star_dust_then_maybe_our/ (Mtbguy56)
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With the age of social media and reality TV, most people would actually love it if they found out they were the star of their own “Truman Show”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh4zsa/with_the_age_of_social_media_and_reality_tv_most/ ([deleted])
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Your life is a microscopically brief interruption in your eternal non-existence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh4yty/your_life_is_a_microscopically_brief_interruption/ (DrAwkward404)
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If an Amish girl became a world famous pornstar, she’d still have a pretty good chance at not disappointing her parents

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh4ysr/if_an_amish_girl_became_a_world_famous_pornstar/ (squanto420sqanching)
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Blue whales have no idea they are blue

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh4xbt/blue_whales_have_no_idea_they_are_blue/ (sekearney95)
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Monks figured out the only way to avoid talking to literally everyone they run into without seeming like a dick

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh4wqf/monks_figured_out_the_only_way_to_avoid_talking/ (squanto420sqanching)
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A table is a coaster for coasters

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh4w3e/a_table_is_a_coaster_for_coasters/ (Pimping_NZ)
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Mayonnaise is fetus food sauce.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh4w1x/mayonnaise_is_fetus_food_sauce/ (taco-bell-official)
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Fungus-based zombie infections would probably smell a lot like athlete's foot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh4vcy/fungusbased_zombie_infections_would_probably/ (DystopianDipshit)
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Loincloths are to underwear what basketball hoops are to nets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh4v1f/loincloths_are_to_underwear_what_basketball_hoops/ (TristanLennon)
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A pickle can be a cucumber, but cucumber can not be a pickle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh4t3v/a_pickle_can_be_a_cucumber_but_cucumber_can_not/ (Frenchie09)
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not being able to instantly afford things you like is actually good because it gives you some kind of build up excitement and pride when you can finally afford it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh4qhh/not_being_able_to_instantly_afford_things_you/ (iputra49)
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Some people worry to much about things that almost happened.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh4p47/some_people_worry_to_much_about_things_that/ (Gary_October)
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Mirrors are colored by what's in front of them, but somehow we know they are silver.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh4o4f/mirrors_are_colored_by_whats_in_front_of_them_but/ (WhatIsPlagiarism)
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Gossip is a part of nearly every human relationship. The quality of said relationship can be defined by the type of gossiping: with each other, about each other or with each other about each other

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh4nq2/gossip_is_a_part_of_nearly_every_human/ (UFOPORNOOO)
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It must be hella confusing to our pets that we humans can change our appearance like smell or clothing as we desire, while they always have to wear the same fur and scent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh4nal/it_must_be_hella_confusing_to_our_pets_that_we/ (C0M3T5)
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Beat saber could have existed in 2006 because the wii has motion controls

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh4m94/beat_saber_could_have_existed_in_2006_because_the/ (AestheticZone)
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Another way to measure how successful a game is by how much porn is made of it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh4m87/another_way_to_measure_how_successful_a_game_is/ (just_JamesD)
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The only difference between a cobblestone and concrete road is the size of the rocks used to build them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh4ktd/the_only_difference_between_a_cobblestone_and/ (ProperFortune)
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People in the front rows on concerts of the band Death have witnessed near death experiences

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh4ks0/people_in_the_front_rows_on_concerts_of_the_band/ (Wind2000reddit)
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Babies you’re related to or made are always more adorable than ones you see in public

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh4k2p/babies_youre_related_to_or_made_are_always_more/ (TheFlame150)
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One must enclose the earth to open one’s mind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh4gm1/one_must_enclose_the_earth_to_open_ones_mind/ (jollygreenscott91)
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Holding the triforce might give you cancer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh4fte/holding_the_triforce_might_give_you_cancer/ (_MR_COUGHINGTON)
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Creatures significantly smaller than people must be as terrified of us as we are of dinosaurs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh4eds/creatures_significantly_smaller_than_people_must/ (CatchThatSquirtle)
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The thought that ideas can be transferred through metal wires is absolutely crazy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh4dqz/the_thought_that_ideas_can_be_transferred_through/ (Godlychickennugget)
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Eating pop tarts frosting side down is a much better experience.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh4c3e/eating_pop_tarts_frosting_side_down_is_a_much/ (yeuxwbbw)
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Pigs in a blanket are the baby carrots of hotdogs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh4bb2/pigs_in_a_blanket_are_the_baby_carrots_of_hotdogs/ (StormOfTheVoid)
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The concept of parking is dumb. You’re paying someone just so you can leave your car at a designated spot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh4b0d/the_concept_of_parking_is_dumb_youre_paying/ ([deleted])
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All pairs of people have a person they prefer to initiate the conversation. Interacting could possibly be a problem when neither want to do it or both want to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh4arx/all_pairs_of_people_have_a_person_they_prefer_to/ (theantperson)
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"You only live once" is used both to convince people to do something, and not to do something

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh49ac/you_only_live_once_is_used_both_to_convince/ (Doodle_Dragon)
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When we are kids, we're basically computers fresh out of the factory. Our parents are the people who install us with all the basic software and programs we need to function and be helpful to society.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh4948/when_we_are_kids_were_basically_computers_fresh/ (Rexlare)
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Being quirky weird and being regular weird are two very different things

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh48gi/being_quirky_weird_and_being_regular_weird_are/ (Lights-On-Bitch)
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Sarcastically asking a question is a great way to get an answer to a crazy question

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh47zd/sarcastically_asking_a_question_is_a_great_way_to/ ([deleted])
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Because of currency conversion rates there has to be one version of “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” that is the most lucrative to go on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh47tz/because_of_currency_conversion_rates_there_has_to/ (anapashu22)
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driving across a bridge at 4am is a bit like sailing international waters for a minute

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh47to/driving_across_a_bridge_at_4am_is_a_bit_like/ (fupamancer)
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If you were to waterboard someone who said "Waterboarding is effective," until they they said it isn't, you'd be proving their point.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh47hn/if_you_were_to_waterboard_someone_who_said/ (HisMajestyKingMason)
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Licking a frozen lollipop will help you lick the clit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh46s5/licking_a_frozen_lollipop_will_help_you_lick_the/ ([deleted])
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Every day, some one some where buys the car they'll die in

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh46qe/every_day_some_one_some_where_buys_the_car_theyll/ (joker-here)
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A fork is a fork because it has four projected point parts. A fourk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh466v/a_fork_is_a_fork_because_it_has_four_projected/ (but-w-h-y)
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You will always find objects in the last place you look for them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh4653/you_will_always_find_objects_in_the_last_place/ (CloseOUT360)
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The people on Sentinel Island don't know what ice is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh45vq/the_people_on_sentinel_island_dont_know_what_ice/ (DWEGOON)
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A vibration is a rapid motion going back and forth somewhat like rapid minut pacing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh4455/a_vibration_is_a_rapid_motion_going_back_and/ (Seedpound)
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The people who control the chokepoints through which information flows are actually the most powerful people in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh441c/the_people_who_control_the_chokepoints_through/ (lordkushagra)
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Remembering when it was only about emoluments

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh431f/remembering_when_it_was_only_about_emoluments/ (timetq)
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Technically chuck and Wilson from cast away are blood related

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh42fe/technically_chuck_and_wilson_from_cast_away_are/ (murphy_tom)
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It might be possible to be able to talk through your nose.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh40yy/it_might_be_possible_to_be_able_to_talk_through/ (ThePaperEmpire)
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Cutting lasers are the most advanced tech on some movies, they can cut whatever surface they want but never go through, it’s always the exact needed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh3ypr/cutting_lasers_are_the_most_advanced_tech_on_some/ ([deleted])
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Imitation can be both flattering and offensive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh3ym9/imitation_can_be_both_flattering_and_offensive/ (DepressedToKill)
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Somewhere in the universe there must be a planet ruled by dogs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh3xfy/somewhere_in_the_universe_there_must_be_a_planet/ (Hellbent_sucksdick69)
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If necessity is the mother of all invention, boredom must be the father of all discovery.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh3xf4/if_necessity_is_the_mother_of_all_invention/ (JustMayDay)
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If someone’s says “wait two seconds” then you expect to be waiting a minute or two, but if someone says to wait 5 seconds, then you expect them to be 5 seconds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh3whv/if_someones_says_wait_two_seconds_then_you_expect/ (chrisfowell1)
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" & " looks a lot like a dog scooting its butt across the carpet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh3w6j/looks_a_lot_like_a_dog_scooting_its_butt_across/ (ChipSkylark4Life)
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Everyone complains about auto correct but nobody disables it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh3w3g/everyone_complains_about_auto_correct_but_nobody/ (BlackEyedHole)
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The existence of Torpedos could imply the existence of torchildren.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh3vjr/the_existence_of_torpedos_could_imply_the/ (ChristianStonks999)
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Bunk beds are human shelves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh3ugd/bunk_beds_are_human_shelves/ (BlackEyedHole)
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Conservation of energy and space probes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh3t15/conservation_of_energy_and_space_probes/ (Bluescreen1729)
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Someone decided that a ghost looked like a human under a blanket.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh3s7q/someone_decided_that_a_ghost_looked_like_a_human/ (BlackEyedHole)
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Someone out there is mad at you for taking their username.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh3rrl/someone_out_there_is_mad_at_you_for_taking_their/ (BlackEyedHole)
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Someone made pizza without thinking about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh3rjv/someone_made_pizza_without_thinking_about_it/ (Hellbent_sucksdick69)
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Realizing it’s 2am can either be horrifying because you have to be up early or relaxing because your enjoying that you have nothing going on tomorrow

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh3qe1/realizing_its_2am_can_either_be_horrifying/ ([deleted])
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Jeff Bezos could probably pay for every prisoners bail in the world and cause havoc.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh3o8y/jeff_bezos_could_probably_pay_for_every_prisoners/ ([deleted])
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A lot of people who Refuse to wear a mask or think wearing masks violates their freedom are the same people who get furious when people practice their right to not wear clothes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh3nj0/a_lot_of_people_who_refuse_to_wear_a_mask_or/ (Wet_Sasquatch_Smell)
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A dog titling its head sideways is the universal signal for "wtf?"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh3n93/a_dog_titling_its_head_sideways_is_the_universal/ (InertiaInMyPants)
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It would suck being immortal if the earth was destroyed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh3mf9/it_would_suck_being_immortal_if_the_earth_was/ (BlackEyedHole)
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If the devil is so bad then why does he torture bad people. Seems pretty good to me.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh3krw/if_the_devil_is_so_bad_then_why_does_he_torture/ (Salty_Cadet)
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Hypothetically we could put a massive mirror far enough in space to see dinosaurs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh3ko9/hypothetically_we_could_put_a_massive_mirror_far/ (AsaDoesStuff)
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It’s a good thing kneepits don’t smell as bad as armpits.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh3kkb/its_a_good_thing_kneepits_dont_smell_as_bad_as/ (donalddafuq)
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If the devil is suck a bad guy then why is he torturing bad people. Seems pretty good to me.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh3kbz/if_the_devil_is_suck_a_bad_guy_then_why_is_he/ (Salty_Cadet)
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Dasani just taste like someone else's tap water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh3jwf/dasani_just_taste_like_someone_elses_tap_water/ (G0LD99)
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No matter how much you try, you will always miss the moment you fall asleep.....if you did not miss it, you're not asleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh3is7/no_matter_how_much_you_try_you_will_always_miss/ (Peto6421)
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It could have just as easily been the telephone that was nicknamed "the telly" instead of the TV.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh3hfi/it_could_have_just_as_easily_been_the_telephone/ (Master_of_opinions)
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Someone has probably carved circles in the trunk of a cut down tree to lie about how old it was to increase its value

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh3h8a/someone_has_probably_carved_circles_in_the_trunk/ ([deleted])
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We wouldn't mind aging if our bodies wouldn't

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh3fsm/we_wouldnt_mind_aging_if_our_bodies_wouldnt/ (slicktrdmrc)
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Most domesticated animals will never taste “warm” food in their lives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh3equ/most_domesticated_animals_will_never_taste_warm/ (WyattMontgomery)
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It's weird how your mind gets most active when you least want it to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh3dgp/its_weird_how_your_mind_gets_most_active_when_you/ (Rajnish4444)
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When it rains clean cars get dirtier and dirty cars get cleaner

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh3cy4/when_it_rains_clean_cars_get_dirtier_and_dirty/ (javi0119)
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Sleeping is weird. You just close your eyes then stop consciously functioning and trust where you lay down is safe to be physically existing while you visit the unconscious realms of your mind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh38co/sleeping_is_weird_you_just_close_your_eyes_then/ (MeYouAndLondonToo)
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Your brain is piloting a meaty mechsuit. Yer an eva Harry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh357i/your_brain_is_piloting_a_meaty_mechsuit_yer_an/ (LunaticDancer)
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There's a high probability for some of us born on Earth to die on Mars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh34vi/theres_a_high_probability_for_some_of_us_born_on/ (_Floydian)
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Most humans will probably never use their jaw at 100% capability

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh3264/most_humans_will_probably_never_use_their_jaw_at/ (zackarylef)
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If someone rolled a snowball down a hill and it never stopped picking up things in its path and it never stopped rolling, it would eventually become another planet and the snow in the middle would become as hot as the core of earth because of the pressure

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh31sa/if_someone_rolled_a_snowball_down_a_hill_and_it/ ([deleted])
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There have been millions of marijuana seeds destroyed due to the invention of popcorn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh30ph/there_have_been_millions_of_marijuana_seeds/ (BlooGill)
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You can’t ‘sit up’ it you’re already sitting down

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh2ydz/you_cant_sit_up_it_youre_already_sitting_down/ (DaPujjybear)
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The longer you wait after cooking a meal, the longer the cleanup process will take

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh2wxp/the_longer_you_wait_after_cooking_a_meal_the/ ([deleted])
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A library is a tree crypt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh2r5e/a_library_is_a_tree_crypt/ (darthva)
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Big houses are usually desirable, yet they are harder to maintain and fill with furniture/stuff.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh2r4i/big_houses_are_usually_desirable_yet_they_are/ (MrButter8)
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For most people, life has an 18 year free trial.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh2qrr/for_most_people_life_has_an_18_year_free_trial/ (seldomlyoften)
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The prince that brought Cinderella her lost glass slipper must've had a serious foot fetish

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh2oub/the_prince_that_brought_cinderella_her_lost_glass/ (rocksofiron)
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It would suck if you held a fart for so long that it went all the way back up, and you burped a fart.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh2oq0/it_would_suck_if_you_held_a_fart_for_so_long_that/ (lynivvinyl)
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Native language subtitles whenever possible is probably one of the easiest/laziest ways to aide child literacy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh2nsz/native_language_subtitles_whenever_possible_is/ (ELBORI82)
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Everybody thinks about death nobody thinks about being dead before being born.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh2naf/everybody_thinks_about_death_nobody_thinks_about/ (Obamobile420)
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If more land animals had eight legs and eyes, people would probably not be as scared of spiders

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh2mh4/if_more_land_animals_had_eight_legs_and_eyes/ (theshade540)
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Turning the volume down to zero feels quieter than muting the volume

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh2lxc/turning_the_volume_down_to_zero_feels_quieter/ (StormOfTheVoid)
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Realization doesn't beget redemption.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh2lvj/realization_doesnt_beget_redemption/ (GODSPEED320)
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Flat smartphones seem more practical than old ones until you need to hold them between your shoulder and your ear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh2lt8/flat_smartphones_seem_more_practical_than_old/ (judicorn99)
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Walking through mist to the point of being drenched is much more bearable than walking through heavy rain to the point of being drenched

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh2ksz/walking_through_mist_to_the_point_of_being/ ([deleted])
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When you remember closing a door but then you find it open, it could actually be the door being in a quantum superposition

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh2jkg/when_you_remember_closing_a_door_but_then_you/ (BryanFongo)
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Amazon needs a signature sound that plays when you place an order. Shhhwing!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh2jax/amazon_needs_a_signature_sound_that_plays_when/ (ELC183)
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A broken vacuum still sucks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh2ile/a_broken_vacuum_still_sucks/ (cypress707)
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"Badass" and "Goodass" are both positive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh2gui/badass_and_goodass_are_both_positive/ (MEGACHIGGA)
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There is a tiny chance that you've had a cancer cell somewhere on your body, that was killed in a small injury like a papercut, saving your life without you knowing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh2f30/there_is_a_tiny_chance_that_youve_had_a_cancer/ (noahlk01)
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Saying "you have 2 minutes left" make you less anxious than saying "you have 120 seconds left"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh2d1u/saying_you_have_2_minutes_left_make_you_less/ (_luke22)
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Invincibility potion would make tornados best roller coasters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh2coq/invincibility_potion_would_make_tornados_best/ (Berthole)
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There are probably thoughts on here that weren't thought of in the shower.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh2bnd/there_are_probably_thoughts_on_here_that_werent/ (sniperpanda778)
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No person in their own mind is evil, every person is striving for a better world in their own vision

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh2b2p/no_person_in_their_own_mind_is_evil_every_person/ (D3ltaforc3)
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Milk maids must give great handjobs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh2auk/milk_maids_must_give_great_handjobs/ (scriptdog1)
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You are not a smart person for tricking people who trust and love you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh2aag/you_are_not_a_smart_person_for_tricking_people/ (KinderKinda)
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As a child, you hope for mail every day. As an adult, the mail is for you every day. And it’s never fun; it’s almost always bills or junk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh29cf/as_a_child_you_hope_for_mail_every_day_as_an/ (somethingsuperior)
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There is no right place to scream

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh28lv/there_is_no_right_place_to_scream/ (1medichan1)
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In a hundred years humans will smoke electronic cigarettes of some kind or another. Hipsters will smoke the real ones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh28h1/in_a_hundred_years_humans_will_smoke_electronic/ (jonkwape)
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We are all walking Death Stars in one way or another.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh2764/we_are_all_walking_death_stars_in_one_way_or/ (towlie4444)
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Because of a small unnoticeable thing you did, you could be responsible for someone's death by the butterfly effect and you'd never even know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh26xh/because_of_a_small_unnoticeable_thing_you_did_you/ (seidcafezinho)
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J e s u s must have been invited to shit ton of parties since he can turn water into wine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh25dy/j_e_s_u_s_must_have_been_invited_to_shit_ton_of/ (Obamobile420)
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Since sound is vibration patterns in the air, your phone will always vibrate whether it’s on silent or not

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh24jz/since_sound_is_vibration_patterns_in_the_air_your/ (LuggageCaching)
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There are people out there who won’t kill mosquitoes because all life is precious

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh23ui/there_are_people_out_there_who_wont_kill/ (Greninjarox)
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Saying “Fuck” while having sex is the same as saying “Parkour” while doing parkour

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh21k8/saying_fuck_while_having_sex_is_the_same_as/ (CrumblyGryphon3)
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All of those basketball trick shots/dunks with extremely high degree of difficulty probably take 100+ attempts and are very anticlimactic when it finally goes it. And the person is selfish just hogging the entire court while their friends wait for it to be done so they can go back to playing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh21hf/all_of_those_basketball_trick_shotsdunks_with/ (lordnatedogg)
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If we continue to innovate with technology in ways that enhance our ability to interact with the world, we will reach a point where artificial experiences will be so realistic and immersive, we could no longer deny the possibility of us being simulated ourselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh1z9g/if_we_continue_to_innovate_with_technology_in/ (LuggageCaching)
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The most useless thing ever is the flash’s bike.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh1xe2/the_most_useless_thing_ever_is_the_flashs_bike/ (mileslikesmemeslol)
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You get the plural of woman by changing its second-last letter, thus - women. But it's pronunciation changes by changing its second letter -- from woman to wemen (the pronunciation of the second last letter in both cases is hardly noticeable and relevant)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh1whs/you_get_the_plural_of_woman_by_changing_its/ (morseprinter)
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In-laws and out-laws are two completely different things, yet equally terrifying

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh1ve2/inlaws_and_outlaws_are_two_completely_different/ (Whiplash111)
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Killing Batman (Bruce Wayne ) parents saved a lot of lives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh1ub1/killing_batman_bruce_wayne_parents_saved_a_lot_of/ (zaid_ata)
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There are no school shootings if no one goes to school..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh1tts/there_are_no_school_shootings_if_no_one_goes_to/ (taybesemer)
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There is an unknown, specific number of comments which will deter you from commenting on something

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh1tq9/there_is_an_unknown_specific_number_of_comments/ (justadair)
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Typing a "N" is the ultimate summoning spell of social media.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh1tcv/typing_a_n_is_the_ultimate_summoning_spell_of/ ([deleted])
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Kinda ironic that a 24 hour clock has hour 24

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh1svq/kinda_ironic_that_a_24_hour_clock_has_hour_24/ (T-O-M-52)
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Wishing to be adults was the most absurd dream to have as children.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh1sl9/wishing_to_be_adults_was_the_most_absurd_dream_to/ (isidrogio10)
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Sometimes its like the washing machine is having sex, it goes faster and faster until it slows down, probably nutting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh1qon/sometimes_its_like_the_washing_machine_is_having/ (yukiyaki)
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Elsa from frozen’s orgasm would most likely be pretty dangerous

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh1qlt/elsa_from_frozens_orgasm_would_most_likely_be/ (Porge069)
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Intolerance is not tolerable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh1p5v/intolerance_is_not_tolerable/ (timjamin)
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Considering the butterfly effect, your existence could've killed somebody or it could've made someone give birth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh1okc/considering_the_butterfly_effect_your_existence/ (MrMcQwerty)
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A drift car is a car with a slidey ass

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh1lv9/a_drift_car_is_a_car_with_a_slidey_ass/ (The-Holy-Sheep)
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People who bleach their buttholes are also the kind of people who go “sun tanning” their buttholes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh1ld1/people_who_bleach_their_buttholes_are_also_the/ (dave70a)
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Humans are the only form of life left which is smarter than machines

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh1kiy/humans_are_the_only_form_of_life_left_which_is/ (AkshatDubey)
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In the event a masochist died they would probably go to hell as their reward and heaven as their punishment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh1jbe/in_the_event_a_masochist_died_they_would_probably/ (Joestar-Lineage)
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The seats you chose in class can literally change your life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh1hjc/the_seats_you_chose_in_class_can_literally_change/ (WilliamD26)
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Movies can be longer than your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh1h5u/movies_can_be_longer_than_your_life/ (Madefourthismoment)
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If you drink water and Urinate at the same time, you temporarily become a reverse filter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh1f7c/if_you_drink_water_and_urinate_at_the_same_time/ (Lights-On-Bitch)
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If you kill a killer, the number of killers stay the same

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh1f37/if_you_kill_a_killer_the_number_of_killers_stay/ ([deleted])
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In movies, shows, and books no one ever stops to get an eyelash out of their eyes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh1dzy/in_movies_shows_and_books_no_one_ever_stops_to/ (lazilyExcited64)
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You've woken up several thousand times but still aren't used to it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh1d4w/youve_woken_up_several_thousand_times_but_still/ (PARKER_TACO)
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Marvin the Martian dresses like a gladiator because Mars is the Roman Deity of Warfare.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh1cyj/marvin_the_martian_dresses_like_a_gladiator/ (Animeking1108)
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"The more you know" the more annoying you might become as you might be seen as a "know it all"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh1ck9/the_more_you_know_the_more_annoying_you_might/ (StraightWhiteMale99)
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It’s almost impossible to get your glasses into a perfectly clean state after purchase.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh1bhd/its_almost_impossible_to_get_your_glasses_into_a/ (IGotABottleUpMyAss)
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Refried beans haven’t even been fried once.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh1bh8/refried_beans_havent_even_been_fried_once/ (mounce)
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You fold your clothes; you clothe your folds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh1abp/you_fold_your_clothes_you_clothe_your_folds/ (bad_momo)
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Your head is older than your feet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh1a62/your_head_is_older_than_your_feet/ (JomadoSumabi)
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If scout ants grabbed food from multiple spots instead of them all invading our homes at once, they would annoy us a lot less.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh1a4x/if_scout_ants_grabbed_food_from_multiple_spots/ (Bougiecougie)
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Popular music is different on each app.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh19v4/popular_music_is_different_on_each_app/ (earnest_hemmongwah)
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You could loan 1 billion from the bank, buy the bank and then you don’t have to pay the loan back

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh19mp/you_could_loan_1_billion_from_the_bank_buy_the/ (Thijmenm13)
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The probability that you will die in the next 5 minutes is never 0.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh19cx/the_probability_that_you_will_die_in_the_next_5/ (CormacCTB)
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If your phone battery drops under 37% you start to get uncomfortable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh192t/if_your_phone_battery_drops_under_37_you_start_to/ (Truiemans)
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Pine cones are violent outdoor legos to your bare feet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh1922/pine_cones_are_violent_outdoor_legos_to_your_bare/ (DP7OOO)
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The single woman motto is coffee and conversation. While the attached woman’s motto is live, laugh, love.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh18u6/the_single_woman_motto_is_coffee_and_conversation/ (Idru4)
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You could probably steal credit for everything an entire Amish village has done and they’d never find out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh16i4/you_could_probably_steal_credit_for_everything_an/ (husbus)
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The average age of people complaining that the world is screwed up has dropped drastically in recent history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh14hu/the_average_age_of_people_complaining_that_the/ (at132pm)
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It’s cute when dogs chew with their mouth full but not when humans do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh1383/its_cute_when_dogs_chew_with_their_mouth_full_but/ (BSdawg)
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If it really did make hair grow on your palms, we would probably just figure most people have hairy palms and not notice a correlation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh125t/if_it_really_did_make_hair_grow_on_your_palms_we/ (Mr_Feces)
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Elsa's hair is braided to the side because she's had to do it herself her whole life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh1218/elsas_hair_is_braided_to_the_side_because_shes/ (dontfactcheckthis)
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If you want to end it all after watching necroporn, you're actually giving them free material.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh11th/if_you_want_to_end_it_all_after_watching/ (Gaminggod1997reddit)
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Zombies don’t know how to go the toilet, but sure do love to eat human flesh. This is a whole new dimension of terror; being ambushed by a zombie who has shat and pissed itself for 5 months.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh0yel/zombies_dont_know_how_to_go_the_toilet_but_sure/ (YaBoyLantony)
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A frozen chicken pot pie is a really good weapon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh0y90/a_frozen_chicken_pot_pie_is_a_really_good_weapon/ ([deleted])
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Humans are multidimensional, existing in the past, present and future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh0y0c/humans_are_multidimensional_existing_in_the_past/ (EBRecordings)
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One day there will be no more scientific singularities.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh0xsb/one_day_there_will_be_no_more_scientific/ (anunnamedboringdude)
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You have never seen yourself in the present. All pictures and reflections of yourself are younger versions of you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh0xrn/you_have_never_seen_yourself_in_the_present_all/ (Human-0001)
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Sweet stuff always tastes sweeter if it's cold

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh0xqk/sweet_stuff_always_tastes_sweeter_if_its_cold/ (SplatterOfPaint)
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We will never be able to tell if the percentages on the weather app are right or not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh0wgi/we_will_never_be_able_to_tell_if_the_percentages/ (aftalsee)
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In the future when self-driving cars work, an ice cream machine will end out being a moving vending maching.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh0wf3/in_the_future_when_selfdriving_cars_work_an_ice/ (erkang06)
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Beyoncé sounds best. Beyoncè sounds grave.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh0wev/beyoncé_sounds_best_beyoncè_sounds_grave/ (waynedewho)
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As much as we use our smart phones we never see them in our dreams

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh0w99/as_much_as_we_use_our_smart_phones_we_never_see/ (_-GH05T-_)
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Most Greek philosophers are depicted naked in their statues because their thoughts arose from post nut clarity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh0uaa/most_greek_philosophers_are_depicted_naked_in/ (legitninja420)
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Dominant hand wrist size

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh0tpx/dominant_hand_wrist_size/ (strange-habits)
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Some human rituals vary by location - others are universally global. For instance, the number of kisses required to properly greet another human depends on your location, while the number of attempts required to plug in a USB cable is consistently three.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh0quy/some_human_rituals_vary_by_location_others_are/ (i_harry)
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Probably one of the most useless jobs: Determining serving sizes for food products.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh0qs4/probably_one_of_the_most_useless_jobs_determining/ (dobbyisfree0806)
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Chowder and Munchlax kinda look the same

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh0q6n/chowder_and_munchlax_kinda_look_the_same/ (Mr_DeLonge2004)
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If you procrastinate procrastination, maybe that will get stuff done

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh0peb/if_you_procrastinate_procrastination_maybe_that/ (Wh0rse)
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We are further from the '60s than we are from the '60s. Whoa.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh0oe4/we_are_further_from_the_60s_than_we_are_from_the/ (EverythingIsFlotsam)
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It'd make more sense that the treasure was at the centre of the rainbow, instead of the end, since its a circle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh0mhx/itd_make_more_sense_that_the_treasure_was_at_the/ (Livsabeast)
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Skippiddy bop mm dada

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh0mee/skippiddy_bop_mm_dada/ (EvqnAsht)
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There are a lot of kids whose uncles actually do work at Nintendo and nobody believes them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh0m78/there_are_a_lot_of_kids_whose_uncles_actually_do/ ([deleted])
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We’ve probably done or said things in our sleep that we will never be able to remember.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh0lr2/weve_probably_done_or_said_things_in_our_sleep/ (69DougDimmadome420)
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We are set up for failure by not being taught to accept failure and improve from it (getting an F for example)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh0krd/we_are_set_up_for_failure_by_not_being_taught_to/ (GABETHEBEST)
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Field of Dreams is actually about a crow who can whistle in perfect English and decides the field could use a snack bar.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh0k9s/field_of_dreams_is_actually_about_a_crow_who_can/ (AdventurousPolicy)
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It doesn’t matter if a blind persons lenses get dirty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh0jdm/it_doesnt_matter_if_a_blind_persons_lenses_get/ (dizzyd_sb)
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The commander in chief of our military is a draft dodger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh0ihz/the_commander_in_chief_of_our_military_is_a_draft/ (youy23)
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When a player stops and ties his shoelaces, the whole outcome of the game changes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh0ie8/when_a_player_stops_and_ties_his_shoelaces_the/ (ashwinnaikk)
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Tik Tok holds the power to build hatred towards a song they loved to listen, when used in it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh0hy2/tik_tok_holds_the_power_to_build_hatred_towards_a/ ([deleted])
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Watermelon was invented when a plant got stingy and added cheap fillers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh0hr4/watermelon_was_invented_when_a_plant_got_stingy/ (Usernamedel)
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There’s less content in a movie series than in a tv series

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh0f04/theres_less_content_in_a_movie_series_than_in_a/ (Mokicooper_1)
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The Kaiser Chiefs have successfully predicted every riot since 2004

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh0euz/the_kaiser_chiefs_have_successfully_predicted/ (ChubFlubber)
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Jail is rock bottom and death is six feet under that

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh0elo/jail_is_rock_bottom_and_death_is_six_feet_under/ (Proudly_American)
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All particles are actually one particle existing in multiple times and places simultaneously

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh0bor/all_particles_are_actually_one_particle_existing/ (pyremell)
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An older person is more likely to have a CD collection and a younger person is more likely to have a vinyl record collection. 10 years ago it was the other way around

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh0ay9/an_older_person_is_more_likely_to_have_a_cd/ (gm001)
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If we wanted to create useful physical robots, they wouldn’t actually look humanoid. Humans look like that because that’s the shape we need for our organs and limbs to survive efficiently. Robots don’t need that specific shape to do their jobs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh0931/if_we_wanted_to_create_useful_physical_robots/ (bilboard_bag-inns)
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The first day on the job you are one in around 40 million

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh0735/the_first_day_on_the_job_you_are_one_in_around_40/ (thedudegamer_youtube)
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Eliminating all medicine would eventually create a smaller and more resilient human race.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh0569/eliminating_all_medicine_would_eventually_create/ (churniglow)
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Owning a plunger is announcing to the world that you once took a massive dump.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh043l/owning_a_plunger_is_announcing_to_the_world_that/ (Smugal)
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Renaissance artists who painted Adam and Eve with belly buttons had to have thought that through.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh02mu/renaissance_artists_who_painted_adam_and_eve_with/ (GoofBerry1)
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Contact Lens users clean their eyeballs more than average.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hh00dj/contact_lens_users_clean_their_eyeballs_more_than/ (puppy_prinx3)
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Vegans are lucky we aren’t like lions, and are pure carnivores

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgzzpq/vegans_are_lucky_we_arent_like_lions_and_are_pure/ (Jaxerfp)
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If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgzyr9/if_it_werent_for_the_last_minute_nothing_would/ ([deleted])
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One day the world will have too many corpses, there will be a law forcing people to be cremated to save space on earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgzy4u/one_day_the_world_will_have_too_many_corpses/ (TheRiddlerMan2002)
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Watermelon gum sometimes tastes more like watermelon than a real watermelon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgzxjf/watermelon_gum_sometimes_tastes_more_like/ (Mutsiee)
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Whoever invented wine deserves a lifetime achievement award.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgzxh3/whoever_invented_wine_deserves_a_lifetime/ (GoofBerry1)
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People with the most disposable income are the ones who can afford to pay to not listen/watch ads

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgzqtl/people_with_the_most_disposable_income_are_the/ (dasbodmeister)
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The only grind for rappers is the grind where they rap about being on the grind

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgzqgd/the_only_grind_for_rappers_is_the_grind_where/ (Gidd_)
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We consider ourselves as king of procrastination, but in reality we are slaves of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgzlzz/we_consider_ourselves_as_king_of_procrastination/ (Pratyushgoyal66)
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To fall asleep you have to pretend to be asleep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgzk7c/to_fall_asleep_you_have_to_pretend_to_be_asleep/ (wcslater)
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Someone out there gets payed maximum wage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgzi1a/someone_out_there_gets_payed_maximum_wage/ ([deleted])
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Off-line research, tests and studies must adhere to ethical guidelines. However, we’re often unknowingly a part of online research, tests and studies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgzi06/offline_research_tests_and_studies_must_adhere_to/ (ThrowawayForLove42)
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If you wait long enough everything even expensive things become cheap

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgzhil/if_you_wait_long_enough_everything_even_expensive/ (Hutch25)
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Some people eat ass but can’t eat the crust of pizza

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgzfxw/some_people_eat_ass_but_cant_eat_the_crust_of/ (SORRY-FOR-YELLING)
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you know things you don’t notice you have been knew it until someone tells you about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgzd6s/you_know_things_you_dont_notice_you_have_been/ ([deleted])
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there are 91 volcanoes under antarctica and if any one of them had to erupt it would melt all of the ice caps which would likely submerge the entire planet in water and cause insane storms

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgzc2m/there_are_91_volcanoes_under_antarctica_and_if/ (helgudin1)
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When you buy batteries, you are buying canned electricity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgzaz3/when_you_buy_batteries_you_are_buying_canned/ ([deleted])
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It's almost impossible to imagine that people in ancient civilizations experienced puberty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgzaep/its_almost_impossible_to_imagine_that_people_in/ ([deleted])
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Spaghetti is at least 80% of salts market share.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgza2y/spaghetti_is_at_least_80_of_salts_market_share/ (RedditUserNicks)
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Purgatory and Earth are the same place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgz8zc/purgatory_and_earth_are_the_same_place/ (HunterTheHoly)
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Porta Johns are peculiar because the more you look around in one, the worse it gets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgz8m0/porta_johns_are_peculiar_because_the_more_you/ ([deleted])
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A lot of internet drama has gone down since LeafyIsHere started uploading again, just saying

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgz6af/a_lot_of_internet_drama_has_gone_down_since/ (GABETHEBEST)
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The world is going to end because some people refused to wear a mask

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgz61y/the_world_is_going_to_end_because_some_people/ (WishfulAstronaut)
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‘Thank you’ isn’t a full sentence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgz5f9/thank_you_isnt_a_full_sentence/ (roarbie)
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When people think of 6 feet nowadays they are thinking about lines in public instead of funerals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgz4nh/when_people_think_of_6_feet_nowadays_they_are/ (long_live_laika)
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Change comes from within but only if you put a dollar in first

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgz3sk/change_comes_from_within_but_only_if_you_put_a/ (Squeakypuff)
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The “Hallmark Channel” is akin to “The Big 3” in basketball for older actresses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgyzk4/the_hallmark_channel_is_akin_to_the_big_3_in/ ([deleted])
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An IRS audit is the adult version of having to explain to your parents how you suddenly came about unexpected money

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgyxyw/an_irs_audit_is_the_adult_version_of_having_to/ (taybul)
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A lot of parking spaces isn't exceptionally many

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgywzq/a_lot_of_parking_spaces_isnt_exceptionally_many/ (I_Say_Fool_Of_A_Took)
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On an atomic scale things can get infinitesimally close but will never actually touch each other

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgyug7/on_an_atomic_scale_things_can_get_infinitesimally/ (wcslater)
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When teleportation as we imagine it becomes possible then little portals up our butts that lead to landfills could make toilets as we know them obsolete

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgytfd/when_teleportation_as_we_imagine_it_becomes/ (bojangles_is_sublime)
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If you spend effort trying not to care, you care.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgysyc/if_you_spend_effort_trying_not_to_care_you_care/ (celestialscholar)
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The importance of a character is directly correlated to the amount of times they can be stabbed or shot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgyse3/the_importance_of_a_character_is_directly/ (Dreadknight1978)
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You can swim in a lake and not know if there’s a dead person below you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgynym/you_can_swim_in_a_lake_and_not_know_if_theres_a/ (Ark_Knight463)
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Whoever thought of flipping a coin to make a decision probably didn't have anyone to play rock paper scissors with

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgync7/whoever_thought_of_flipping_a_coin_to_make_a/ (thelandan)
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Marijuana is a gateway to math

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgymxv/marijuana_is_a_gateway_to_math/ (shuffel89work)
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The tooth fairy seems like a wasted premise that could have been used instead to get kids to do something more productive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgyiom/the_tooth_fairy_seems_like_a_wasted_premise_that/ (thelandan)
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Everybody has a belly button, yet nobody is born with one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgyicg/everybody_has_a_belly_button_yet_nobody_is_born/ (Broeder2)
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Your teeth ain’t naturally made for cold things like ice cream.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgyg2w/your_teeth_aint_naturally_made_for_cold_things/ ([deleted])
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TV and movies often show criminals and law enforcement doing parkour but it would actually be very practical for both groups in real life to be proficient at it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgyfkc/tv_and_movies_often_show_criminals_and_law/ (thelandan)
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If we invent a camera more advanced than our eyes, we wouldn’t know

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgyees/if_we_invent_a_camera_more_advanced_than_our_eyes/ (SVK_Octane)
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Movies and tv often show criminals and law enforcement being proficient at parkour but it would actually be very practical for either group to train for it in real life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgye98/movies_and_tv_often_show_criminals_and_law/ ([deleted])
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If hot air rises then why is space so cold

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgyc9e/if_hot_air_rises_then_why_is_space_so_cold/ (Loper5467)
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Some baby had to be the first baby to ever be circumcised and the penis cutter just kind of decided where to cut

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgybyw/some_baby_had_to_be_the_first_baby_to_ever_be/ (Bloopie)
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If modern humans first existed 200,000 years ago, there’s is that one last poor disqualified animal born the day before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgya9e/if_modern_humans_first_existed_200000_years_ago/ (hyperbolicuniverse)
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If a mute person loses a finger, they would have a speech impediment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgy9x9/if_a_mute_person_loses_a_finger_they_would_have_a/ (Fluffberrieh)
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You can follow celebrities and stalk them without worrying that they would report your profile or think that you're creepy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgy78b/you_can_follow_celebrities_and_stalk_them_without/ (TheEloquentColt)
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Blinking constantly lowers your real life fps and your in game fps

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgy5wz/blinking_constantly_lowers_your_real_life_fps_and/ (terti164)
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For most of history, people didn’t know that their voices sounded different outside their heads

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgy5gh/for_most_of_history_people_didnt_know_that_their/ (CloneAssassin)
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Millenials will be the first generation that celebrates their 69th birthday more than their 70th.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgy583/millenials_will_be_the_first_generation_that/ (AGSUPLAYS)
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When you directly stand on the north pole, every direction you face is south

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgy4l1/when_you_directly_stand_on_the_north_pole_every/ (M7plusoneequalsm8)
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Because of anonymity, the internet is the only true place where everyone who contributes is judged on their actions alone and not because of racial prejudice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgy49e/because_of_anonymity_the_internet_is_the_only/ (Converted54)
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Dungeon and dragons must be pretty boring in an universe like Game of Thrones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgy3h1/dungeon_and_dragons_must_be_pretty_boring_in_an/ (BipolarWolf44)
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If the authorities in zombie movies made humans wear masks it would have virtually stopped the zombies from biting and saved civilization.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgy2oj/if_the_authorities_in_zombie_movies_made_humans/ (madeInNY)
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You know you're into a show when you have your own nicknames for characters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgy2c7/you_know_youre_into_a_show_when_you_have_your_own/ (ArtisticRX)
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The oldest [insert thing here] will only cease to be so when it itself ceases to exist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgy14p/the_oldest_insert_thing_here_will_only_cease_to/ (Mihnea24_03)
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You have probably ingested water that has been peed out by a dinosaur.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgy0mg/you_have_probably_ingested_water_that_has_been/ (donttreadonme171)
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Peanut M and M’s are the gayest candy because you’re always busting a nut

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgxztr/peanut_m_and_ms_are_the_gayest_candy_because/ (BoredwithCuriosity)
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It seems one of the easiest ways to obtain a ballpark account balance is to tell holder of said account that their card has been declined.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgxz8d/it_seems_one_of_the_easiest_ways_to_obtain_a/ (diadectes)
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You may have already lived a “Groundhog Day” experience but completed it first try.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgxxpk/you_may_have_already_lived_a_groundhog_day/ (6125donato)
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If you had your arms switched, you would feel your left on your right and your right on your left.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgxwg3/if_you_had_your_arms_switched_you_would_feel_your/ ([deleted])
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Dogs and other domesticated animals don’t have a language

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgxuwn/dogs_and_other_domesticated_animals_dont_have_a/ (smd___)
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Blackholes are literally light benders

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgxuvf/blackholes_are_literally_light_benders/ (gubbal)
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If wearing masks was about protecting yourself from other people, and not about protecting others from yourself, no one would have a problem with it unless they actually had a condition preventing them from wearing one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgxt8l/if_wearing_masks_was_about_protecting_yourself/ (arrcron)
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We always see Spider-Man's perspective so we think he's a hero. If we actually lived in the MCU, we would probably think he's a bad guy because of the media bias against him.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgxsvx/we_always_see_spidermans_perspective_so_we_think/ (txlonghorns23)
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A bubble can be considered a gas, a liquid, and a solid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgxs2t/a_bubble_can_be_considered_a_gas_a_liquid_and_a/ (andrew_gusher)
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Customer service requires calories

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgxq2f/customer_service_requires_calories/ (bouquetoftacos)
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Whether a glass is half empty or half full has nothing to do with personality or attitude it has to do with facts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgxp4p/whether_a_glass_is_half_empty_or_half_full_has/ (Seedpound)
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You could be immortal and not even know it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgxnza/you_could_be_immortal_and_not_even_know_it/ (insane-Virus)
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Everyone can be a real metalhead cause we all have metal in blood

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgxnok/everyone_can_be_a_real_metalhead_cause_we_all/ (KisaragiIvanov)
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An awkward silence with eating noises is more awkward than a normal awkward silence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgxnnp/an_awkward_silence_with_eating_noises_is_more/ (TeoLikesReddit)
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No one questions why Schrodinger used a cat as an example.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgxnbu/no_one_questions_why_schrodinger_used_a_cat_as_an/ (ddiioonnaa)
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In the Aladdin opening song "Arabian Nights" one of the lines is "pack your shield, pack your sword" but there aren't any shields in any Aladdin media

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgxn26/in_the_aladdin_opening_song_arabian_nights_one_of/ (ElectronRotoscope)
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Highly skilled writers of clickbait headlines are master baiters

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgxmox/highly_skilled_writers_of_clickbait_headlines_are/ (hexalm)
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You get what you want, But if you want something from the heart, you will have to work hard

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgxmoq/you_get_what_you_want_but_if_you_want_something/ (sohail_ansari)
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Your famous when strangers start taking pictures of you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgxmfj/your_famous_when_strangers_start_taking_pictures/ (roastedtoperfection)
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‌‌It i‌‌s a‌‌ m‌‌atter o‌‌f t‌‌ime u‌‌ntil w‌‌e g‌‌et a‌‌lternative e‌‌ndings a‌‌nd u‌‌ser i‌‌nteraction i‌‌n t‌‌he c‌‌inemas. G‌‌ames d‌‌o i‌‌t a‌‌lready a‌‌nd i‌‌t w‌‌orks p‌‌retty g‌‌ood.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgxmcp/it_is_a_matter_of_time_until_we_get_alternative/ (vpetrychuk)
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A bicycle is probably faster than a motorbike if driven by The Flash.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgxlh5/a_bicycle_is_probably_faster_than_a_motorbike_if/ ([deleted])
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Dogs must think they were really lucky to have been assigned to their favorite humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgxl7r/dogs_must_think_they_were_really_lucky_to_have/ (NoobMusker69)
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The closest we can ever come to knowing what it’s like to fly freely is by swimming

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgxjvn/the_closest_we_can_ever_come_to_knowing_what_its/ (Phoebaleeb)
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Those Coexist stickers sure didn’t work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgxjlu/those_coexist_stickers_sure_didnt_work/ (carlospangea)
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Ghosts just want to be noticed and people keep screaming at them when they appear and maybe when they get annoyed, they scare those people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgxhq1/ghosts_just_want_to_be_noticed_and_people_keep/ (ddiioonnaa)
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Most things aren't as bad as people make them seem. People just like to vent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgxgw8/most_things_arent_as_bad_as_people_make_them_seem/ (eaglessoar)
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Fish probably aren't aware of the fact they're under water, just the same as we aren't constantly reminding ourselves were under an atmosphere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgxf49/fish_probably_arent_aware_of_the_fact_theyre/ (bpoag)
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Std pathogens can make their patients horney for more efficient transmission.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgxere/std_pathogens_can_make_their_patients_horney_for/ (Asriel556)
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when you stumble upon an inactive social media account, you may be looking at a dead person’s account.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgxee8/when_you_stumble_upon_an_inactive_social_media/ (gwakamolee)
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Water is technically an energy drink.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgxdtu/water_is_technically_an_energy_drink/ (traveller_time)
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An artificial lemon is used in the summer drink. The original one is used in a finger bowl.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgxdmp/an_artificial_lemon_is_used_in_the_summer_drink/ (plns_24)
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We make fun of our parents if being technologically impaired but our children will probably do the same

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgxa2x/we_make_fun_of_our_parents_if_being/ (not_avirgin)
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Old West outlaws always wear masks. Modern-day ones don’t.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgx9p8/old_west_outlaws_always_wear_masks_modernday_ones/ ([deleted])
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If a ventriloquist swore on TV they'd have to blur the puppet's mouth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgx9fv/if_a_ventriloquist_swore_on_tv_theyd_have_to_blur/ (OctoEN)
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The word dimension is often used when referring to the product of multiple continuums.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgx9at/the_word_dimension_is_often_used_when_referring/ (SupremoZanne)
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If pi is infinite, then somewhere in there, there may be a set of numbers, which if converted into pixels would make an image of Shrek.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgx8of/if_pi_is_infinite_then_somewhere_in_there_there/ (ThePropaneIdk)
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Babies cry because they are reincarnated people replaying the game of life from the start

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgx8h8/babies_cry_because_they_are_reincarnated_people/ (theotherheron)
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Carrot is orange but orange is not carrot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgx7ym/carrot_is_orange_but_orange_is_not_carrot/ (minzsasori)
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We tend to need ingridients most when it runs out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgx7y7/we_tend_to_need_ingridients_most_when_it_runs_out/ (ddiioonnaa)
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Probably no one has ever posted here while actually taking a shower

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgx7vn/probably_no_one_has_ever_posted_here_while/ ([deleted])
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You will never actually see your own face

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgx0dr/you_will_never_actually_see_your_own_face/ (justDOit6969)
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Every decision for something in life is a decision against something else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgx027/every_decision_for_something_in_life_is_a/ (meeran_n)
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We have better mouse medicine than we have human medicine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgwzds/we_have_better_mouse_medicine_than_we_have_human/ (boourdead)
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There's probably a food company out there that changed their recipe of a product because Claire from Bon Appetite's test kitchen found a better way to make it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgwyjq/theres_probably_a_food_company_out_there_that/ (pathemar)
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Old things are in the circle of heart

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgwyht/old_things_are_in_the_circle_of_heart/ (sohail_ansari)
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If Will was the fresh prince of Bel-Air then who was the fresh king of Bel-Air

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgwx3j/if_will_was_the_fresh_prince_of_belair_then_who/ (reallegend3103)
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Schrodinger‘s cat tells us that the cat could be dead or alive until we open the box. But if you wait too long or never open the box, the cat will definitely be dead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgwvy4/schrodingers_cat_tells_us_that_the_cat_could_be/ (cbeals)
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There could be a person with a really good easy quick way to make money but nobody would believe them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgwuag/there_could_be_a_person_with_a_really_good_easy/ (imminentfrog)
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We are constantly in a free fall, except something gets in the way, like the ground.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgwski/we_are_constantly_in_a_free_fall_except_something/ (thesillygirl)
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When you cook meat it conveniently changes color to let you know it's ready.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgwsh8/when_you_cook_meat_it_conveniently_changes_color/ (MrSailboat)
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Each human language has probably been independently developed by humans in other star systems and galaxies multiple times.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgwsag/each_human_language_has_probably_been/ (yagyaxt1068)
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If only a man and woman survived after an doomsday thier Children has to perform insect in order to save humanity from extinction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgws4e/if_only_a_man_and_woman_survived_after_an/ ([deleted])
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If you get "Never gonna give you up" stuck in your head, your brain just rickrolled you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgwrrp/if_you_get_never_gonna_give_you_up_stuck_in_your/ (Apolypze)
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Head lice don't give AF if there's hair in their food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgwqkg/head_lice_dont_give_af_if_theres_hair_in_their/ (Professor_Bookman)
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Albert Einstein is an anagram for "ten elite brains".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgwq8c/albert_einstein_is_an_anagram_for_ten_elite_brains/ ([deleted])
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Water tastes fine until you drink it after having a flavorful drink

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgwpw8/water_tastes_fine_until_you_drink_it_after_having/ (mercolorecords)
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People are probably yawning a lot less since we can’t see each other yawn under our masks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgwnsh/people_are_probably_yawning_a_lot_less_since_we/ (mistAr_bAttles)
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Your heartbeat may be used as a timer. Roughly inaccurate, but a timer nevertheless.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgwnqr/your_heartbeat_may_be_used_as_a_timer_roughly/ (sans_the_comicc)
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Masturbation only makes you temporarily blind when your eyes roll in the back of your head.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgwmoq/masturbation_only_makes_you_temporarily_blind/ (valrulez)
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Oregon and Washington is referred as the northwest but California is not the southwest

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgwljm/oregon_and_washington_is_referred_as_the/ (valrulez)
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Everything on earth literally has a price meaning the earth itself has a price

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgwkla/everything_on_earth_literally_has_a_price_meaning/ (SpanishFrenchFries)
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There are loads of internet trolls, but not really many internet elves, hobbits, or dwarves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgwk0w/there_are_loads_of_internet_trolls_but_not_really/ (MarinersFan28)
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A rolling moss gathers no stones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgwjng/a_rolling_moss_gathers_no_stones/ (Professor_Bookman)
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Your external environment (earth) is the public server, your inner dialogue is the private server.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgwjhb/your_external_environment_earth_is_the_public/ (DutchyLo47)
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Any sufficiently explained magic is indistinguishable from technology.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgwj5w/any_sufficiently_explained_magic_is/ (AgentClyde)
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If wearing a mask is unconstitutional then so is wearing a seatbelt

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgwizl/if_wearing_a_mask_is_unconstitutional_then_so_is/ (qarpg)
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Blisters and calluses are the body’s natural airbags.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgwiuj/blisters_and_calluses_are_the_bodys_natural/ (Kcav631)
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Don’t worry if your parachute fails midair, cus you will have the rest of your life to fix it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgwhrk/dont_worry_if_your_parachute_fails_midair_cus_you/ (TotallyNotGameWorthy)
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Mr Beast is gen z’s version of Oprah Winfrey

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgwgnl/mr_beast_is_gen_zs_version_of_oprah_winfrey/ (fazielr)
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The bad part about retirement...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgwgko/the_bad_part_about_retirement/ (Confused_German)
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If life formed on earth from some rocks and ice banging together then there’s definitely more life in the universe than we think

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgwe1h/if_life_formed_on_earth_from_some_rocks_and_ice/ (JustJosh904)
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Geese constantly have goosebumps

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgwcnu/geese_constantly_have_goosebumps/ (x_Band_Trash_x)
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If no animals could lay eggs and what we know as boiled chicken eggs started being produce artificially no one would eat them because of there odd texture and perfect white colour.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgwbmx/if_no_animals_could_lay_eggs_and_what_we_know_as/ (jaredsfunhouse)
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Black is the universe's default color.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgwb7n/black_is_the_universes_default_color/ (Mr_DeLonge2004)
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If businesses had small grooming rooms that an employee could "prepare" themselves in to meet hygiene standards, more homeless people might be employable. Seems like a small investment for such a large social impact.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgwa75/if_businesses_had_small_grooming_rooms_that_an/ (psychotic_catalyst)
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Life in a Capitalist country is a pay-to-win game unless you roll high on the luck attribute.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgw73i/life_in_a_capitalist_country_is_a_paytowin_game/ (Wutisthis66204)
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You probably have multiple random unregistered world records but just have no idea what they are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgw720/you_probably_have_multiple_random_unregistered/ (adxxtya)
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Bottled water companies don't produce water, they produce plastic bottles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgw5a5/bottled_water_companies_dont_produce_water_they/ (adxxtya)
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If you get a temporary tattoo on the day you die, it's still as good as a permanent tattoo.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgw3ud/if_you_get_a_temporary_tattoo_on_the_day_you_die/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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Babysitters are teenagers who behave like grown-ups so that grow-ups can go out and behave like teenagers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgw3an/babysitters_are_teenagers_who_behave_like/ (adxxtya)
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You can be overwhelmed, underwhelmed, but never just whelmed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgw38b/you_can_be_overwhelmed_underwhelmed_but_never/ ([deleted])
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All of our heart beats together would sound like white noise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgw2oq/all_of_our_heart_beats_together_would_sound_like/ (BobbyThrowaway6969)
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Silent farts are deadlier because they’re slow and linger. Noisy farts are leas deadlier because they disperse quickly from the speed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgw149/silent_farts_are_deadlier_because_theyre_slow_and/ (Boy_Sabaw)
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There were probably movies made in the Star Wars universe about the events we watched happen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgw13h/there_were_probably_movies_made_in_the_star_wars/ (SHAMLESS_SERPENT)
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We fill our vehicles with gas but it's a liquid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgw0an/we_fill_our_vehicles_with_gas_but_its_a_liquid/ (TripleMusketMan)
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Every item you possess and value is future thrash.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgw085/every_item_you_possess_and_value_is_future_thrash/ (ednorog)
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With enough inflation, Monopoly money does become more valuable than actual money.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgvy31/with_enough_inflation_monopoly_money_does_become/ (physicsman2606)
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Holes are defined by nothing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgvxgd/holes_are_defined_by_nothing/ (Dankpirate68)
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Lights in games use actual electricity to stay on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgvwhl/lights_in_games_use_actual_electricity_to_stay_on/ (Mindustry-player)
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Human pupils are black because no light escapes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgvw4l/human_pupils_are_black_because_no_light_escapes/ (MaldingMadman)
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The main reason we compare GTA to reckless driving is because we drive reckless in GTA.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgvvwl/the_main_reason_we_compare_gta_to_reckless/ (DeltaKT)
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No one makes music with the shoe horn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgvv9w/no_one_makes_music_with_the_shoe_horn/ (NoBlueNatzys)
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During a magic trick, it must be somewhat disappointing for the magician themself, because they know how they did it, while the audience is stunned as to how they did it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgvuib/during_a_magic_trick_it_must_be_somewhat/ (frustrated_human_69)
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Before was was was, was was is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgvtd0/before_was_was_was_was_was_is/ (braVishi)
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The team you are supporting in a football (soccer) game completely dictates whether or not the referee is blind

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgvrkr/the_team_you_are_supporting_in_a_football_soccer/ (Ravenclaw_half_blood)
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Serial killers at some point could literally be caught red handed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgvrgf/serial_killers_at_some_point_could_literally_be/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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Somewhere in the world, there has got to be a dude who has the worlds largest micro-penis.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgvonr/somewhere_in_the_world_there_has_got_to_be_a_dude/ (teefax)
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Pallet Jack's can lift thousands of pounds in a few seconds but will go nowhere if one of the wheels hits a small piece of debris.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgvnep/pallet_jacks_can_lift_thousands_of_pounds_in_a/ (Melbhu)
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If two pregnant women get into a fight, the babies are having a mech battle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgvmbf/if_two_pregnant_women_get_into_a_fight_the_babies/ ([deleted])
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Motivational speakers wouldn't have a job if they worked

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgvlvk/motivational_speakers_wouldnt_have_a_job_if_they/ (viviflash12345)
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If humans were able to levitate an inch off the ground, our travel destination would eventually come to us instead of us traveling to said destination.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgvkge/if_humans_were_able_to_levitate_an_inch_off_the/ (zedexx14)
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Of all the crazy conspiracy theory presented by the internet over the years there's propably at least one that is true

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgvjn0/of_all_the_crazy_conspiracy_theory_presented_by/ (zackarylef)
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According to Newton's law of universal gravitation your crush is attracted to you too

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgvh8e/according_to_newtons_law_of_universal_gravitation/ (_PM_Me_Cute_Cats_)
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Intelligence is learning for the brain, but wisdom is learning for our behavior.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgvh88/intelligence_is_learning_for_the_brain_but_wisdom/ (Bridge4_Kal)
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The Almighty has the highest K/D ratio.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgvfi2/the_almighty_has_the_highest_kd_ratio/ (matt7839)
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If two pregnant woman get in to a fight the babies inside are having a mech battle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgve5k/if_two_pregnant_woman_get_in_to_a_fight_the/ ([deleted])
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Fruit’s stems are their umbilical cords.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgvczi/fruits_stems_are_their_umbilical_cords/ (ThatGecko)
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Cheese is to a cow what rubber is to a tree

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgvctd/cheese_is_to_a_cow_what_rubber_is_to_a_tree/ (papapikey)
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Life is more fulfilling as a collaboration than as a competition

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgvcci/life_is_more_fulfilling_as_a_collaboration_than/ (GamesNBooks)
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Ted Cruz's fat nipples

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgvbzy/ted_cruzs_fat_nipples/ (Hardgebard)
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Surprise parties are more surprising when it's not your birthday

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgvb8h/surprise_parties_are_more_surprising_when_its_not/ (HelpMeILostMyAccount)
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Wood can be a fence and a wall but a brick can never be a fence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgvajh/wood_can_be_a_fence_and_a_wall_but_a_brick_can/ (papapikey)
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The Flash(DC) can easily use some sniper rifles as an assault rifles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgv9e9/the_flashdc_can_easily_use_some_sniper_rifles_as/ (NoobPeen)
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We’ve come within hundreds of nanokelvins of absolute zero, so one of the coldest places in the universe has been on Earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgv850/weve_come_within_hundreds_of_nanokelvins_of/ (PositiveSupercoil)
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Wearing a mask at a poker table will greatly improve your poker face.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgv7zb/wearing_a_mask_at_a_poker_table_will_greatly/ (MeggyNeko)
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The life cycle of junk is Walmart > garage sale> basement> storage unit> garage sale

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgv6u9/the_life_cycle_of_junk_is_walmart_garage_sale/ (thenewyorkgod)
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Most “Shower-Thoughts” probably don’t happen in the shower.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgv6ad/most_showerthoughts_probably_dont_happen_in_the/ (MajesticMikey)
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Richard Spencer bludgeons hamsters with Jimmy Fallon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgv5lc/richard_spencer_bludgeons_hamsters_with_jimmy/ (Hardgebard)
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If you hate all races, you’re just a dick

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgv4ls/if_you_hate_all_races_youre_just_a_dick/ ([deleted])
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If cellphones aren’t allowed in class, classes shouldn’t be allowed in cellphones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgv2vo/if_cellphones_arent_allowed_in_class_classes/ (impunto)
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White is black in the dark, and all shades of grey depending on the light.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgv2oc/white_is_black_in_the_dark_and_all_shades_of_grey/ (papapikey)
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Iron Maiden is a song about the Iron Maiden from the album Iron Maiden by Iron Maiden.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgv274/iron_maiden_is_a_song_about_the_iron_maiden_from/ (childintime9)
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A stable internet connection is better than a faster one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgv0xl/a_stable_internet_connection_is_better_than_a/ (Archit299792458)
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People with nice eyes just became way more attractive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hguzas/people_with_nice_eyes_just_became_way_more/ (thelandan)
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Anxiety: Yourself talking to Yourself about Yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hguyyo/anxiety_yourself_talking_to_yourself_about/ (nae2020)
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Oddly enough, they use adults laughing for the laugh tracks of kids’ shows and not children

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hguwaw/oddly_enough_they_use_adults_laughing_for_the/ (stellas15)
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Most children seem to have independently invented the "floor is lava" game.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hguvuc/most_children_seem_to_have_independently_invented/ (Xander_Cloud)
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Unlike dogs, cats won’t ever tell the police where your drugs are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hguvgu/unlike_dogs_cats_wont_ever_tell_the_police_where/ (vpetrychuk)
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Kill a pig for food and nobody bats an eye but hurt a cat and everyone loses their damn mind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgur01/kill_a_pig_for_food_and_nobody_bats_an_eye_but/ (eec-gray)
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you feel tired until you go to lie down and feel wide awake

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgi9v2/you_feel_tired_until_you_go_to_lie_down_and_feel/ (lostlove892)
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Working in the service industry with a mask and face shield creates less need to shave or wear makeup

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgi9j0/working_in_the_service_industry_with_a_mask_and/ (nategolon)
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When things don't go as planned, some people see it as a loss and some people see it as a new opportunity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgi7jx/when_things_dont_go_as_planned_some_people_see_it/ (hercule2019)
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The only thing more rare than a girl giving a guy a compliment is a guy giving a guy a compliment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgi6qu/the_only_thing_more_rare_than_a_girl_giving_a_guy/ (GuyM3)
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Swedish people pronounce Joe mama as Yo mama,making "the who's Joe" joke 4× more affective against Swedish people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgi4op/swedish_people_pronounce_joe_mama_as_yo/ (PheonixXelion)
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Most video games wouldn't be very challenging if you had the complete freedoms of control as you do in real life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgi47g/most_video_games_wouldnt_be_very_challenging_if/ (J4GERM4IN)
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In the distant future when all of the World's languages are condensed into a single universal common language, 'Fuck' is totally going to make the cut.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgi39w/in_the_distant_future_when_all_of_the_worlds/ (OneHundredForcer)
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If you have to purchase a VIP ticket for an event you probably aren’t an actual VIP.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgi2ie/if_you_have_to_purchase_a_vip_ticket_for_an_event/ (OneHundredForcer)
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The little that's left of the toothpaste lasts twice as long as all the rest of the toothpaste.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgi2bi/the_little_thats_left_of_the_toothpaste_lasts/ (OneHundredForcer)
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The funniest shows are best known and praised for their saddest episodes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgi1k4/the_funniest_shows_are_best_known_and_praised_for/ (BecuzMDsaid)
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Grey is the opposite color of grey

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgi1iv/grey_is_the_opposite_color_of_grey/ (Goldendov75)
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Life is a phenomenon that exists everywhere, because we are inside the same space as everything else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgi0yn/life_is_a_phenomenon_that_exists_everywhere/ (randomWIGHT9000)
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New Zealand could make a lot of new sports fans by televising their sports all over the world to all the sports-deprived people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgi0ag/new_zealand_could_make_a_lot_of_new_sports_fans/ (mlperiwinkle)
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In the future, after we have completely switched to “clean” energy, there will be new standards of “clean” and we will start the same fight to go clean again. Over. And over.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgi05s/in_the_future_after_we_have_completely_switched/ (Bigstavsays)
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Before the movie starts in the theater, it's just about 50 people enjoying popcorn in a dark place

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hghzej/before_the_movie_starts_in_the_theater_its_just/ (OneHundredForcer)
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Kids born in 2021 already exist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hghy4s/kids_born_in_2021_already_exist/ (Kapro3)
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Someday, commercials on tv will be just as customized to the viewer as internet ads are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hghx0k/someday_commercials_on_tv_will_be_just_as/ (Nesomo9)
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Whenever someone does a Michael Jackson impression, they always just make noises he made in songs and performances and not actually talk like him.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hghw8v/whenever_someone_does_a_michael_jackson/ (Legulon)
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Nobody ever says "medium-sized spider."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hghw5j/nobody_ever_says_mediumsized_spider/ (vinster7)
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If CGI improves at the same rate we may see films with deceased actors in them- or possibly no 'real' actors at all...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hghtmc/if_cgi_improves_at_the_same_rate_we_may_see_films/ (LewBorg)
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When looking at stars, you could be looking at millions of lifeforms without ever knowing it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hghrmn/when_looking_at_stars_you_could_be_looking_at/ (eddiebar2504)
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Sports fans have a predictable pattern of how they refer to their team: in the context of their team winning it's "we/us". When the team is losing it's "they/them".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hghmzu/sports_fans_have_a_predictable_pattern_of_how/ (base_model_human)
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If you suck your fingers get stuck in it's always so tight that one way to get off the bend in good binary spread d n pull two goals inside the forest

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hghjb3/if_you_suck_your_fingers_get_stuck_in_its_always/ ([deleted])
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ATMs have withdrawal fees and ask you to "cover your pin" when they’re the thief

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hghj47/atms_have_withdrawal_fees_and_ask_you_to_cover/ (opvertex)
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Seedless grapes sound impossible, because there are no seeds to replant more.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hghiv3/seedless_grapes_sound_impossible_because_there/ (BrytiLaughs)
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The politically-corectness growing attitude will be the bane of our...civilisation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hghitb/the_politicallycorectness_growing_attitude_will/ (drunk_conductor)
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When irish people read your posts in their head,you have an irish accent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hghdft/when_irish_people_read_your_posts_in_their/ (kanyeweast12)
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You know you’re getting older when you start bringing olives to picnics

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hghd4u/you_know_youre_getting_older_when_you_start/ (mgnwntr)
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Sunglasses are the modern day masquerade masks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hghcf5/sunglasses_are_the_modern_day_masquerade_masks/ (bethatoneinamillion)
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Famous people of the internet may have more fans then humans they've ever seen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hghc3y/famous_people_of_the_internet_may_have_more_fans/ (Proud-Search)
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Teabag wrappers look like condom wrappers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hghb33/teabag_wrappers_look_like_condom_wrappers/ (kskelts)
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Removing energy from drinks makes them more refreshing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgha91/removing_energy_from_drinks_makes_them_more/ (StoicStroke)
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Financial security is the ability to write a check with that day's date.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgh9m3/financial_security_is_the_ability_to_write_a/ (RobertGBradley)
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Wind power is second-hand solar power

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgh41s/wind_power_is_secondhand_solar_power/ (opvertex)
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Every species was an invasive species at some point

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgh2y0/every_species_was_an_invasive_species_at_some/ (Hyper__Dragons)
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Even in the midst of the biggest civil rights movement in decades. The public outlash between someone discriminating a black person compared to an Asian person is staggering. We are extremely sensitive to black discrimination yet almost completely complacent when comes to Asians.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgh0s1/even_in_the_midst_of_the_biggest_civil_rights/ (Rancid_Remnants)
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Every health problem is a result of either to much or to little of a good thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hggz7a/every_health_problem_is_a_result_of_either_to/ (Doctathunder)
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Every bad quality someone has can be turned into a good quality. Every good quality can be turned into a bad quality. There truly is a dark and light side.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hggyp2/every_bad_quality_someone_has_can_be_turned_into/ (Doctathunder)
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A hearse is actually a limo for the after party.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hggycr/a_hearse_is_actually_a_limo_for_the_after_party/ (skeeterman125)
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Due to his abstinence and lack of horny-ness, the only man free from rape allegations is Ben Shapiro

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hggx66/due_to_his_abstinence_and_lack_of_hornyness_the/ (IJustSayOof)
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A s’more without chocolate is a s’less

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hggur0/a_smore_without_chocolate_is_a_sless/ (import-numpy)
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If someone from the middle ages heard about organ donations they'd flip out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hggscc/if_someone_from_the_middle_ages_heard_about_organ/ (Keke3232)
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For some reason, shotguns in sci-fi settings are still pump-action, despite every other tech being substantially better than its real world counterpart.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hggrrj/for_some_reason_shotguns_in_scifi_settings_are/ (De_faulty)
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The person who creates instant toast will be hailed as a pop-culture hero.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hggqu7/the_person_who_creates_instant_toast_will_be/ (Delphox66)
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Making sound, technically heats up the air

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hggqf2/making_sound_technically_heats_up_the_air/ (TobiasAlbert)
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Only people born on January 1st can claim being one age per year, everyone else is two per year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hggqe2/only_people_born_on_january_1st_can_claim_being/ (gibbs2724)
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Humans attempt to preserve their own lives by unknowingly destroying themselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hggp4u/humans_attempt_to_preserve_their_own_lives_by/ (scratchfan321)
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Something we do in a dream is no different than what's actually done in life. Both of them are all in our brains.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hggohj/something_we_do_in_a_dream_is_no_different_than/ (Feynileo)
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Replacing song lyrics "love" with "drugs" is almost the same thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hggmnm/replacing_song_lyrics_love_with_drugs_is_almost/ (suzaman)
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We've reached a point where having less people, and living more spread out, would probably bring people together more.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hggmg5/weve_reached_a_point_where_having_less_people_and/ (existenceisssfutile)
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We’ve sent people to space but we can’t fix the awkward delays during news interviews

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hggjnu/weve_sent_people_to_space_but_we_cant_fix_the/ (BryantBuckets)
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Stormtroopers don't need to wear condoms because their projectile attacks always miss

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hggjak/stormtroopers_dont_need_to_wear_condoms_because/ (magicalhobo22)
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There could be animals that are so good at camouflage that we don't even know if they exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hggi6t/there_could_be_animals_that_are_so_good_at/ (Nrkkred)
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If you’re fighting for freedom by being aggressive or rude, you will never truly free anyone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgggpm/if_youre_fighting_for_freedom_by_being_aggressive/ (Lum1nar)
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If Santa Only Gives Gifts To Good Children, Then There Are No Good Children In The World

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hggfnb/if_santa_only_gives_gifts_to_good_children_then/ ([deleted])
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Target and Walmart are functionally the same store...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hggejb/target_and_walmart_are_functionally_the_same_store/ (hahmes)
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People who wear face masks while in a car alone are idiots.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hggea7/people_who_wear_face_masks_while_in_a_car_alone/ (Fufishiswaz)
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Pessimism and optimism are both lack of creativity and imagination: you can’t imagine a positive or negative outcome.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hggdxp/pessimism_and_optimism_are_both_lack_of/ (Lum1nar)
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Somewhere out there, there is a turtle who has flipped on its back and can’t get up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hggd2o/somewhere_out_there_there_is_a_turtle_who_has/ (-Fraul-)
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You will always be 1000 years younger and 1000 years older than someone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hggcqx/you_will_always_be_1000_years_younger_and_1000/ (Benve7)
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We've all thought about dying at some point in our lives just to see what happens after a person dies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hggcku/weve_all_thought_about_dying_at_some_point_in_our/ (daodoanhtri)
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The O of B.Y.O.B. is redundant

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hggami/the_o_of_byob_is_redundant/ (JBSConCarne)
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The number of balls juggled is inversely proportional to the number of people who can juggle that amount of balls.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgg8su/the_number_of_balls_juggled_is_inversely/ (notfunny-didnotlaugh)
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Finding $10 on the floor is more exiting then earning it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgg7p4/finding_10_on_the_floor_is_more_exiting_then/ (Lights-On-Bitch)
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One pigeon alone looks like a cute bird, but groups of pigeons look dirty and ugly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgg73d/one_pigeon_alone_looks_like_a_cute_bird_but/ (kcm1984)
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Sloths could also shit really slowly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgg3bj/sloths_could_also_shit_really_slowly/ (MasterofCreamCheese)
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Segregated classrooms are misaligned countys

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgg1bz/segregated_classrooms_are_misaligned_countys/ (i_dont_wanna24)
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It’s weird to see the word “Advertisement” with a capital A.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgfxml/its_weird_to_see_the_word_advertisement_with_a/ (Crossiant-Boi)
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There’s a big difference between planning to eat cereal for dinner and eating cereal for dinner as the the absolute last resort

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgfwbp/theres_a_big_difference_between_planning_to_eat/ (influencedbyyou)
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Animals that eat eggs are literal spawn-killers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgfw4v/animals_that_eat_eggs_are_literal_spawnkillers/ (GentleBoneCrusher)
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Promoting your ads on social media makes it more visible to potential customers, but the very fact that an ad has to be promoted instead of becoming viral organically discourages those customers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgfvrt/promoting_your_ads_on_social_media_makes_it_more/ (Gustavus666)
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The average number of arms people have is less than 2.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgfvmy/the_average_number_of_arms_people_have_is_less/ ([deleted])
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Saying you follow your gut is a bit like saying you listen to the shit being formed in your bowels.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgful7/saying_you_follow_your_gut_is_a_bit_like_saying/ (TheRepeatTautology)
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The recent Jumanji movies are Isekais.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgftxl/the_recent_jumanji_movies_are_isekais/ (donateliasakura)
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If a pizza has radius Z and height A, its volume becomes Pi*Z*Z*A.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgfsar/if_a_pizza_has_radius_z_and_height_a_its_volume/ (smittythewitty)
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2 eggs in the fridge is a better reminder that you need eggs, than 0 eggs in the fridge

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgfs39/2_eggs_in_the_fridge_is_a_better_reminder_that/ (queasyseasy)
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If Santa Only Gifts Good Children, Then There Are No Good Children In The World

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgfqpr/if_santa_only_gifts_good_children_then_there_are/ (DraDrag)
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GoPro's have probably captured a lot of deaths

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgfpb7/gopros_have_probably_captured_a_lot_of_deaths/ (integrateus)
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Being an adult is about how others see you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgfoha/being_an_adult_is_about_how_others_see_you/ (Nathanyu3)
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Characters in movies and shows mostly wear multiple layers. It's rare to see anybody wear one layer for some reason.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgfm3s/characters_in_movies_and_shows_mostly_wear/ (Tauf23)
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Copying a song melody with minor modifications will get you into trouble. But copying movie scenes, dialogue, or plot points with minor modifications is often fine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgfl5l/copying_a_song_melody_with_minor_modifications/ (an0nymous_coward)
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Roughly 533 people die while you listen through Don’t Fear the Reaper

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgfl2g/roughly_533_people_die_while_you_listen_through/ (Biggith-Borris)
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There has to be an instance of a guy having a one night it stand with a girl named Alexa, and causing his Amazon Echo tell him that what he’s asking her to do is not appropriate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgfhfo/there_has_to_be_an_instance_of_a_guy_having_a_one/ (gentlesir123)
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The salary of a person is determined by the difficulty to replace him

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgfgw5/the_salary_of_a_person_is_determined_by_the/ ([deleted])
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The average person will never see their eyes move.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgfexb/the_average_person_will_never_see_their_eyes_move/ (GenghisKhan1206)
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Peep holes let you screen who is at your door so you can see who is knocking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgfet1/peep_holes_let_you_screen_who_is_at_your_door_so/ (Albin1116)
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Facial hair is the only acceptable pubes you can show off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgfdy8/facial_hair_is_the_only_acceptable_pubes_you_can/ (Mace8937)
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Even if the human species have progressed so much, most advertising tries to appeal the instinctive ape brain

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgfdl3/even_if_the_human_species_have_progressed_so_much/ (VedangRatnaparkhi)
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Since wheat has seeds, it’s a fruit. So pizza is a Fruit and Vegetable salad with melted cheese on top.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgfdjy/since_wheat_has_seeds_its_a_fruit_so_pizza_is_a/ (MatrixReaper)
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You feel more naked when you are ONLY with socks, they you are fully unclothed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgfd28/you_feel_more_naked_when_you_are_only_with_socks/ (Sharkkaan)
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It's unfortunate that "I" is already capitalized so we can't use caps to emphasize it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgfcn0/its_unfortunate_that_i_is_already_capitalized_so/ (hotsteamingpho)
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Surgeons must be really good at telling apart shades of red

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgfbvo/surgeons_must_be_really_good_at_telling_apart/ (v0yev0da)
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Kissing is really weird. You're just exchanging saliva with the other person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgfb7c/kissing_is_really_weird_youre_just_exchanging/ (Lamb_Saucey)
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Pretty soon, we're gonna have to change the old expression "no shirt, no shoes, no service" to "no shirt, no shoes, no mask, no service"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgf9tn/pretty_soon_were_gonna_have_to_change_the_old/ (chaserjj)
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If clouds contain water, then we're literally underwater.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgf9dd/if_clouds_contain_water_then_were_literally/ (JackGolondria)
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There is a distinct possibility that the heavily wooded area you drive past regularly has a missing person buried in them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgf8ze/there_is_a_distinct_possibility_that_the_heavily/ (cparkersqrd)
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Your own shit is always less smelly than others shit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgf416/your_own_shit_is_always_less_smelly_than_others/ (tinycubegamer45)
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batman is the only lego character to have a nose

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgf2la/batman_is_the_only_lego_character_to_have_a_nose/ (Joey_Was_Taken)
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You can play any instrument in piano form.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgf28i/you_can_play_any_instrument_in_piano_form/ (i_dont_wanna24)
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Watching porn while in a relationship isn’t classed as cheating, but receiving nudes and pornographic content is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgf23i/watching_porn_while_in_a_relationship_isnt/ (legoeddie)
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Keys, phone, wallet... mask. Check.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgf1rg/keys_phone_wallet_mask_check/ (RickHamm)
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You can't be really underwater, until there is something blocking you below the surface of the water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgf044/you_cant_be_really_underwater_until_there_is/ (JackGolondria)
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Your car keys have travelled further than your car.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgezka/your_car_keys_have_travelled_further_than_your_car/ (cchrishansen)
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When a white dove lands on the fence and you wonder if its Bono's

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgezig/when_a_white_dove_lands_on_the_fence_and_you/ (SGauntUK)
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We've come to the point where the headlines are misleading/fake and commentators summarize the facts/truth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgezid/weve_come_to_the_point_where_the_headlines_are/ (Inaerius)
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Most people learn that Brazil speaks Portuguese before they learn that Portugal speaks Portuguese

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgexi0/most_people_learn_that_brazil_speaks_portuguese/ (AGroupofThisIsCalled)
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Wind power is secondhand solar power

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgex05/wind_power_is_secondhand_solar_power/ (opvertex)
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Volume is how we measure liquid and also sound.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgewd5/volume_is_how_we_measure_liquid_and_also_sound/ (deadassrhyme)
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The world's least spoken language is sign language

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgew99/the_worlds_least_spoken_language_is_sign_language/ (TheLegendaryJet)
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If there was no bad, there wouldn’t be good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgew7t/if_there_was_no_bad_there_wouldnt_be_good/ (Alendon345)
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Most people listening to podcasts are not using iPods

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgeuq5/most_people_listening_to_podcasts_are_not_using/ (harleyquinzilla)
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History would have been really different if Asian or African countries were the one who colonized Europe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hget9d/history_would_have_been_really_different_if_asian/ (HyrulePeasant)
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A manual is a HANDbook.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgesxt/a_manual_is_a_handbook/ (lazyfirefly)
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People who comment "First" on videos aren't even watching the video.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hger2s/people_who_comment_first_on_videos_arent_even/ (Active-Specialist)
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The bottom half of your phone dominates your life like no other

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgeqln/the_bottom_half_of_your_phone_dominates_your_life/ (Tecr)
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Thor in the MCU was probably bummed out when people stopped worshipping him a few hundred years ago

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgeo3n/thor_in_the_mcu_was_probably_bummed_out_when/ (austinmclrntab)
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"Pizza face" used to be an insult even though seeing an actual pizza gave most people an irresistible craving.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgenyr/pizza_face_used_to_be_an_insult_even_though/ (poorfolkbows)
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The more something is advertised as a cult classic, the less of a cult classic it becomes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgen1w/the_more_something_is_advertised_as_a_cult/ (funatronicsblake)
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It's superficial to judge people based on looks but normal to judge art based on looks instead of content, message or skill

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgemm0/its_superficial_to_judge_people_based_on_looks/ (FrankieFruitbat)
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Every word can be technically upside-down to somebody else, no matter what way you flip it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgem8v/every_word_can_be_technically_upsidedown_to/ (TapiocaSpaghetti)
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People make more money up north because its cold enough to focus on your job.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgelw1/people_make_more_money_up_north_because_its_cold/ (applebeesapplesauce)
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One of the reasons why GTA 5 is one of highest grossing video games is because slaughtering people in real life has too many complications

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgelkv/one_of_the_reasons_why_gta_5_is_one_of_highest/ (Thekingwillbeback)
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The longer you put off cooking the more hungry you become and the less energy you have to cook

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgel60/the_longer_you_put_off_cooking_the_more_hungry/ (influencedbyyou)
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When you knock on something, you hear your bones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgekmx/when_you_knock_on_something_you_hear_your_bones/ (pinkmonstera)
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SpaceX is one of the few companies who have actual launch parties

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgekl4/spacex_is_one_of_the_few_companies_who_have/ (nipponeter)
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The English refer to the Scottish as the "hillbillies" and "rednecks" of Great Britain, but the English are the ones who are actually inbred.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgekdb/the_english_refer_to_the_scottish_as_the/ (diarmada)
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If dentists make money off of bad teeth, we shouldn’t buy the toothpaste they recommend.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgeis2/if_dentists_make_money_off_of_bad_teeth_we/ (Strafe_Almighty)
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The entire world's population could fit inside Los Angeles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgei9c/the_entire_worlds_population_could_fit_inside_los/ (chronokiller1998)
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Frankenstein’s monster was made out of parts from dead people. We are made from organic matter that might have once composed people who have since died; technically speaking, everyone is a Frankenstein’s monster.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgei0m/frankensteins_monster_was_made_out_of_parts_from/ (Flame-Blast)
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We're made up of trillions of cells each of which, individually, are non-sentient. Yet when combined we're somehow sapient.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgehmd/were_made_up_of_trillions_of_cells_each_of_which/ (Solkahn)
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Scissors don’t cut paper they just precisely rip it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgegez/scissors_dont_cut_paper_they_just_precisely_rip_it/ (thats_kinda_E_P_I_C)
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It is infinity more times better to have a black skin then having a black heart :)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgefjx/it_is_infinity_more_times_better_to_have_a_black/ (Darkrai705)
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When a human contemplates the universe it's really the universe contemplating itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgedtw/when_a_human_contemplates_the_universe_its_really/ (DirteDeeds)
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The more you train at the gym, the less trips you have to take when grocery shopping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgedoq/the_more_you_train_at_the_gym_the_less_trips_you/ (PotatoBoi_69)
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Your pants are the face mask for your butt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgecbo/your_pants_are_the_face_mask_for_your_butt/ (oneballock)
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Farts would probably had been more acceptable & seen as just an other form of "burping" from another orifice, if they were not smelly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgec33/farts_would_probably_had_been_more_acceptable/ (Darkrai705)
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One of the most ironic things ever is that humans enter life head first

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgeb0k/one_of_the_most_ironic_things_ever_is_that_humans/ (Pedmunds18)
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Crabs probably think that fish can fly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hge7sp/crabs_probably_think_that_fish_can_fly/ (FearSoftAtty)
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The Donner Party was just an old fashioned family barbeque.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hge68x/the_donner_party_was_just_an_old_fashioned_family/ (UnnamedEngineer)
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The memory of McDonald's food is uncomfortably similar to the memory of crack cocaine...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hge5zf/the_memory_of_mcdonalds_food_is_uncomfortably/ ([deleted])
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Releasing a non-smelling loud fart around people feels weirder than releasing a smelly quiet fart.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hge5v4/releasing_a_nonsmelling_loud_fart_around_people/ (Eichberg)
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Th‌‌e l‌‌if‌‌e o‌‌‌‌f m‌‌an‌‌y p‌‌lant‌‌s d‌‌epend‌‌s o‌‌‌‌n w‌‌hethe‌‌r s‌‌omeon‌‌e s‌‌hit‌‌s o‌‌‌‌n t‌‌he‌‌m o‌‌‌‌r n‌‌ot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hge3nq/the_life_of_many_plants_depends_on_whether/ (vpetrychuk)
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We all have a hobby that we've mastered to a world class level, but haven't figured out how to make a living out of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hge2nq/we_all_have_a_hobby_that_weve_mastered_to_a_world/ (theriffguy)
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The people running The Dodo could be the ones behind many of the cases of animal abuse in order to create these wholesome ending scenarios for their channel

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hge2cy/the_people_running_the_dodo_could_be_the_ones/ (ToqKaizogou)
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Many dogs had to die just because their owners didn't know that chocolate is poisonous for them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hge05g/many_dogs_had_to_die_just_because_their_owners/ (420_420_man)
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Too much hope leaves you with no hope after failure.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgdy2w/too_much_hope_leaves_you_with_no_hope_after/ (Sahdood14)
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We will never be able to make anything 2 dimensional because everything we can make has some sort of depth to it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgdxin/we_will_never_be_able_to_make_anything_2/ (dis-username-dont-fi)
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A deformed potato is perfectly round.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgdwy0/a_deformed_potato_is_perfectly_round/ (cappertap)
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If Santa Only Gifts Good Children, Then There Are No Good Children In The World

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgdv04/if_santa_only_gifts_good_children_then_there_are/ (DraDrag)
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The same people who swear by “where we go one we go all” are the same people who refuse to accept personal responsibility for the good of the whole and wear a mask.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgduzt/the_same_people_who_swear_by_where_we_go_one_we/ (manicretrospect)
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You've never seen a bus stop for gas.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgduwn/youve_never_seen_a_bus_stop_for_gas/ ([deleted])
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VR games have probably made a lot of downstairs neighbors really angry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgdted/vr_games_have_probably_made_a_lot_of_downstairs/ (HipsterGengar)
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If Satan Only Punishes Bad People, Then He Is Actually Good

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgdri3/if_satan_only_punishes_bad_people_then_he_is/ ([deleted])
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NASA has more scuba divers than astronauts...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgdr5j/nasa_has_more_scuba_divers_than_astronauts/ (sgreen425)
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You pay a monthly subscription to anything that runs on your electricity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgdr4y/you_pay_a_monthly_subscription_to_anything_that/ (Promiised)
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Beauty and the beast is the epitome of movies since it has Gandalf, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Hermione Granger all in one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgdqwd/beauty_and_the_beast_is_the_epitome_of_movies/ (SpamsNiceThings)
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Most people have never played tennis, yet everyone owns a pair of tennis shoes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgdquh/most_people_have_never_played_tennis_yet_everyone/ (SirWigglesVonWoogly)
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There is no average colour

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgdqgh/there_is_no_average_colour/ (Breeze_in_the_Trees)
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If teleportation became a real thing and was widespread and accessible. It would cripple so many industries and completely change the workforce forever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgdoij/if_teleportation_became_a_real_thing_and_was/ (Aeronaut4)
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Come December, no one is gonna be in the mood to watch year-end reviews

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgdnzv/come_december_no_one_is_gonna_be_in_the_mood_to/ (ARealFool)
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You can put bbq on anything to raise your stock.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgdnzm/you_can_put_bbq_on_anything_to_raise_your_stock/ (applebeesapplesauce)
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If humans had super expandable throats, we would never need to chew food ever again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgdnqa/if_humans_had_super_expandable_throats_we_would/ (NOHELP4ME)
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Getting a rock stuck in your shoe technically makes it a stepping stone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgdnlh/getting_a_rock_stuck_in_your_shoe_technically/ (I-want-some-pancakes)
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Chewing gum with a mask on masks the smell of your own breath

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgdnl3/chewing_gum_with_a_mask_on_masks_the_smell_of/ (LatestLurkingHandle)
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A person can succeed, but not achieve their purpose in life. But someone who achieves their purpose, has succeeded in life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgdnfq/a_person_can_succeed_but_not_achieve_their/ (neeeveeeragain)
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The protagonist is not usually considered the hero of the narrative.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgdmvs/the_protagonist_is_not_usually_considered_the/ (SadFire1)
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A cup of tea is literally everyone's cup of tea

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgdkst/a_cup_of_tea_is_literally_everyones_cup_of_tea/ (MenTooMvmt)
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Because of Lunar eclipses the Dark (Far) Side of the Moon probably gets more light than side we see.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgdiv1/because_of_lunar_eclipses_the_dark_far_side_of/ (mcgrotts)
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Those with only fan sites are modern day prostitutes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgdi0c/those_with_only_fan_sites_are_modern_day/ (tigerbear79)
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The likes of Bach, Mozart and Beethoven (etc.) are missing out on a fuck ton of royalties and streaming revenue...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgdhgl/the_likes_of_bach_mozart_and_beethoven_etc_are/ (ImNudeyRudey)
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Most of these are probably, laying on your side with your phone locked in portrait mode thoughts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgdh1w/most_of_these_are_probably_laying_on_your_side/ (Tbagyogrill)
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Chances are high that you love listening to your favourite music again and again but don't love watching your favourite movie more than once.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgdfmp/chances_are_high_that_you_love_listening_to_your/ (hillenium)
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The world can end every second and you won't even know it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgdf0k/the_world_can_end_every_second_and_you_wont_even/ (ifyousimpyougay)
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Somewhere there is a prop storage room with all the other halves of all the stuff in Willy Wonka's office.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgde2z/somewhere_there_is_a_prop_storage_room_with_all/ (MeEvilBob)
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Early executioners must have been serial killers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgddq9/early_executioners_must_have_been_serial_killers/ (1clovett)
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Iphone 12 will likely have fingerprint ID again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgdd0u/iphone_12_will_likely_have_fingerprint_id_again/ (PossiblyMD)
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even though one is enormous compared to the other, both the sun and moon look the same size more often than not

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgdcrn/even_though_one_is_enormous_compared_to_the_other/ (kskelts)
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Technically, humans spend most of their lives underwater...clouds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgdbwh/technically_humans_spend_most_of_their_lives/ (GrammarPolice1234)
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Double Standards on Gender Related Insults

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgd6iq/double_standards_on_gender_related_insults/ (MatsuyoRific)
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You don't have a skeleton inside of you. You're inside of a skeleton that you control.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgd5mx/you_dont_have_a_skeleton_inside_of_you_youre/ ([deleted])
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Animals probably think we are deities

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgd4ed/animals_probably_think_we_are_deities/ (The-Great-Cornhollio)
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Several billion years ago in the sea, a bacteria lived without knowing it would then create you, me, a cat or a potato.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgd3yc/several_billion_years_ago_in_the_sea_a_bacteria/ (HyrulePeasant)
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Power scaling is horrible in Norse Mythology. For example, Thor had trouble destroying a few mountains, yet out wrestled the world serpent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgd36w/power_scaling_is_horrible_in_norse_mythology_for/ (Flyingsquirrel68)
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If cellphones aren't allowed in classes , classes shouldn't be allowed in cellphones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgd356/if_cellphones_arent_allowed_in_classes_classes/ (The-special-one69)
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Most of these are probably pooping thoughts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgd27g/most_of_these_are_probably_pooping_thoughts/ (mikeschem)
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Stupid people remain stupid because they think that they win arguments when in reality, most people give up on arguing with them cuz it’s annoying

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgd235/stupid_people_remain_stupid_because_they_think/ (yeet-lord876)
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Kids are born stupid, it's up to society to help them grow up not stupid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgd1mu/kids_are_born_stupid_its_up_to_society_to_help/ (AKA_BeastMaster)
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There is no such thing as the cloud. Just someone else's computer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgd16v/there_is_no_such_thing_as_the_cloud_just_someone/ (WagonGravy)
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The life of some plants depends on whether someone shits on them or not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgd12l/the_life_of_some_plants_depends_on_whether/ (vpetrychuk)
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Pheidippides (the original Marathon runner) would probably be really offended if he found out that in the future his biggest accomplishment that lead to his death was used as a synonym for binge watching movies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgcyxj/pheidippides_the_original_marathon_runner_would/ (BojanDoge)
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There has to be instances of the clapper turning on and off in a bedroom when people are having sex

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgcw1i/there_has_to_be_instances_of_the_clapper_turning/ (Kcav631)
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Trees are made of carbon from carbon dioxide, so trees don't grow out of the ground, trees grow out of the air.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgcw1d/trees_are_made_of_carbon_from_carbon_dioxide_so/ (suugakusha)
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Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches on a hamburger bun are curestables, the exact opposite of the Uncrustables.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgct82/peanut_butter_and_jelly_sandwiches_on_a_hamburger/ (teslazapp)
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There’s probably been a lot of pets that have gone their entire life being referred to as the wrong gender.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgcq6o/theres_probably_been_a_lot_of_pets_that_have_gone/ (DUIofPussy)
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Having Pokémon in real life may sound amazing at first, until you realize they can be weapons of mass destruction

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgcovb/having_pokémon_in_real_life_may_sound_amazing_at/ (YaBoiOheb)
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We use polls to take the pulse of public opinion

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgcnno/we_use_polls_to_take_the_pulse_of_public_opinion/ (MI-Native)
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After-death is simply before-birth. We have already experienced the nothingless void.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgcli7/afterdeath_is_simply_beforebirth_we_have_already/ (bbqpauk)
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The mirages we see down the road could be the street loading in because we’re driving too fast

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgcjxw/the_mirages_we_see_down_the_road_could_be_the/ (Rowletforsenator)
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More kids probably know the Flintstones as cereal mascots than as cartoon characters

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgcie8/more_kids_probably_know_the_flintstones_as_cereal/ (LinkRar)
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All the jokes about keeping people in your basement are used so much that it may be indistinguishable to tell wether someone is actually keeping people in their basement

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgch9s/all_the_jokes_about_keeping_people_in_your/ (HelpMeILostMyAccount)
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Woody would’ve probably been sold by Bonnie eventually due to his high collectors value

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgcfxg/woody_wouldve_probably_been_sold_by_bonnie/ (YaLikeDadJokes)
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Wether it be dead or alive, one day you’ll leave your house and never return

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgcf6z/wether_it_be_dead_or_alive_one_day_youll_leave/ (Bigggg_B)
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Everybody questioned Bubble Buddy, but nobody ever questioned the Dirty Bubble.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgcebq/everybody_questioned_bubble_buddy_but_nobody_ever/ (GibbeyGator102)
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If you water water it grows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgce98/if_you_water_water_it_grows/ ([deleted])
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There are thousands of people with really amazing stories to tell, but they won't do it cause people would think they're crazy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgcdl1/there_are_thousands_of_people_with_really_amazing/ (SoyUnFracaso)
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If there’s any one profession that benefits the most from mandated masks, it’s ventriloquists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgcax6/if_theres_any_one_profession_that_benefits_the/ (edmromero)
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To smell something, molecules come off of whatever you’re smelling and that’s how you smell it. So whenever you smell something it becomes slightly lighter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgc9qm/to_smell_something_molecules_come_off_of_whatever/ (Ziftguy)
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Dogs might not actually like belly rubs. They could just think we like scratching their belly so they roll over for us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgc9m4/dogs_might_not_actually_like_belly_rubs_they/ (hidden_zebra)
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Just realised "sober" is too similar to "so bored"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgc6vm/just_realised_sober_is_too_similar_to_so_bored/ (TheAbbadon)
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A dumpster fire is actually the ideal fire. It's contained and there's no mess to clean up afterward.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgc6c9/a_dumpster_fire_is_actually_the_ideal_fire_its/ (sikki_nixx)
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Starfish do not resemble actual stars

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgc5vc/starfish_do_not_resemble_actual_stars/ (Alkedi44)
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Books are a mind altering substance

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgc5se/books_are_a_mind_altering_substance/ (StormOfTheVoid)
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Our eyes have portrait mode

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgc5fm/our_eyes_have_portrait_mode/ (UnknownAss)
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If the world ends, all of our clocks will be forever frozen reading when it ended.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgc5el/if_the_world_ends_all_of_our_clocks_will_be/ (junu944)
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Everything we see is a construction made by our brains using the photons that hit the retina.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgc5da/everything_we_see_is_a_construction_made_by_our/ (sensitive-bannana)
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The moment people start to really change their personality is when they realize the difference between being laughed at and laughed with.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgc4wi/the_moment_people_start_to_really_change_their/ (InMyMindIm_a_Fighter)
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Mask off by Future will hit differently in the future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgc4aq/mask_off_by_future_will_hit_differently_in_the/ (Zee_Ventures)
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It's no wonder people feel lonely nowadays when online platforms know their taste in videos/shows/games better than their friends.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgc3tt/its_no_wonder_people_feel_lonely_nowadays_when/ (xdrvgy)
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The hidden 1-up block near the beginning of the first level in Super Mario bros would’ve been a complete hidden detail if no one had ever found it by accident

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgc3kd/the_hidden_1up_block_near_the_beginning_of_the/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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Sadly, no serving of beer is ever 100% utilized

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgbz5b/sadly_no_serving_of_beer_is_ever_100_utilized/ (ecwarrior)
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January 1 , 2050 is closer than January 1 , 1990

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgbyc0/january_1_2050_is_closer_than_january_1_1990/ (prtCoder-prtHuman)
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No fruit has a strong smell until you cut into it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgbxvt/no_fruit_has_a_strong_smell_until_you_cut_into_it/ (rice_veroni)
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Maybe some straight guys are so uncomfortable around gay guys because they’re worried they’ll be sexualized the way they sexualize women

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgbwva/maybe_some_straight_guys_are_so_uncomfortable/ (whysomanyemmas)
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ATMs be having $4 withdrawal fees talking about "cover your pin" mf you the thief

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgbvib/atms_be_having_4_withdrawal_fees_talking_about/ (heyhihello44)
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Someone learning English probably thinks that “brain food” and “food for thought” are the same thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgbuyh/someone_learning_english_probably_thinks_that/ (deejayahad)
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Nature decides everything so technically nature is the supernatural power we all talk about.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgbrrw/nature_decides_everything_so_technically_nature/ (DueTry9)
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Someone in the history of the world must have once deflected a bullet with a sword in real life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgbrfm/someone_in_the_history_of_the_world_must_have/ (kirby_-_main)
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Your head is a brain hat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgbr1p/your_head_is_a_brain_hat/ (the_gainzini)
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There are colors that we can’t see because they are colour a off of our visible spectrum.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgbod1/there_are_colors_that_we_cant_see_because_they/ (Anime_is_life_NOOB)
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Surgeons wore masks before it was cool

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgbnyw/surgeons_wore_masks_before_it_was_cool/ (matt-murray17)
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The first step of being stupid is thinking you're intelligent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgbnx6/the_first_step_of_being_stupid_is_thinking_youre/ (wcslater)
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If the earth were a perfect sphere, smooth as glass, a bowling ball would roll a long, long way

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgbm8e/if_the_earth_were_a_perfect_sphere_smooth_as/ (brock_lee)
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Ctrl+z has saved many screens from being punched down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgbk6g/ctrlz_has_saved_many_screens_from_being_punched/ (rijndael--sy)
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We've all survived something before

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgbgyk/weve_all_survived_something_before/ (DuckOH33)
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I'll be there in 7 minutes sounds faster than I'll be there in 5.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgbexy/ill_be_there_in_7_minutes_sounds_faster_than_ill/ (username_of_reddit)
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While everyone is the heroe of his own story, you may be the villain of someones story without even realising it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgbd5g/while_everyone_is_the_heroe_of_his_own_story_you/ (berreleeuw)
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Cave men probably didn't have the concept of "dessert"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgbczn/cave_men_probably_didnt_have_the_concept_of/ (brock_lee)
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When the fastest vehicle in front of you is a semi truck you know you are driving your car in Florida.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgbb33/when_the_fastest_vehicle_in_front_of_you_is_a/ (mayermail1977)
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Rehab won't cure your addiction fully because they allow you to smoke cigarettes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgbaul/rehab_wont_cure_your_addiction_fully_because_they/ (applebeesapplesauce)
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The mech in robocop wasn’t wrong!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgba6g/the_mech_in_robocop_wasnt_wrong/ (behaaki)
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No matter how much you buy a new couch for it is worth jack smack when you want to sell it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgb78c/no_matter_how_much_you_buy_a_new_couch_for_it_is/ ([deleted])
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Parents of newborns dress their kids in blue/pink clothes so strangers can imagine what their genitalia look like

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgb6uw/parents_of_newborns_dress_their_kids_in_bluepink/ (Huge-Review)
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Whomever invented nursery rhymes must have really hated little kids considering how most end in horror.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgb6r9/whomever_invented_nursery_rhymes_must_have_really/ (MattOnePointO)
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Uno has more "house rules" than actual rules.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgb44i/uno_has_more_house_rules_than_actual_rules/ (CheckoTP)
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You know you are having a bad day when you can't even sing along to your favorite song when it comes on the radio.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgb3mh/you_know_you_are_having_a_bad_day_when_you_cant/ (lsl888)
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Whomever invented nursery rhymes must have really hated little kids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgb2t5/whomever_invented_nursery_rhymes_must_have_really/ ([deleted])
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Hentai has no Rule 34.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgb1mr/hentai_has_no_rule_34/ (HelloamAman)
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Why are oil prices rising even when there is not much demand for it?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgb1ib/why_are_oil_prices_rising_even_when_there_is_not/ (aarongerarddaniel)
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TPing a house is probably going to be a lot less common

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgay9v/tping_a_house_is_probably_going_to_be_a_lot_less/ (ItWasAliens420)
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The look of surprise when she says go deeper and you hit her hard with UFO stories and conspiracy theories.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgaxb4/the_look_of_surprise_when_she_says_go_deeper_and/ (suzaman)
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Going "All In" and going "All Out" is the same thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgaw6n/going_all_in_and_going_all_out_is_the_same_thing/ (WhatisanUpdoot)
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Window shades keep light out during the day and in at night.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgavmp/window_shades_keep_light_out_during_the_day_and/ ([deleted])
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Friendliness can be confused for flirting, and bitchiness for professionalism.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgav15/friendliness_can_be_confused_for_flirting_and/ (roastedtoperfection)
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Looking back on the original Spiderman trilogy It's very convenient that everyone who knew Peter's secret identify died or was on his side

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgatx4/looking_back_on_the_original_spiderman_trilogy/ (ObeyHillReddit)
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We could have the return by death ability from re zero and but just not know it yet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgari2/we_could_have_the_return_by_death_ability_from_re/ (my-wife-left-me-)
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Oxygen is required for combustion and hydrogen is a flammable gas, but together they make water. ... Which puts fire out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgapzm/oxygen_is_required_for_combustion_and_hydrogen_is/ (Yerm-ahm)
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If you drink bleach and eat clothes, you’d be a washing machine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgaoou/if_you_drink_bleach_and_eat_clothes_youd_be_a/ (SmartMan883)
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It feels like we are living in George Orwell's 1984.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgaokm/it_feels_like_we_are_living_in_george_orwells_1984/ (bob_dobbs507)
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A blind man can never see his own problems.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hganzr/a_blind_man_can_never_see_his_own_problems/ (TheBrownGandalf)
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a dragon can cook something while eating

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgannu/a_dragon_can_cook_something_while_eating/ (CrazyBird2007BR)
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The most impressive and impossible record is to have zero dislikes with at least a million views.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgangy/the_most_impressive_and_impossible_record_is_to/ (00Vishal007)
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Nothing is ever really right or wrong unless a bunch of people consent and agree together.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hganc6/nothing_is_ever_really_right_or_wrong_unless_a/ ([deleted])
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When you're 30 years old, you're only 30 years away from when you weren't even born and 30 years away from being 60 years old.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgalmu/when_youre_30_years_old_youre_only_30_years_away/ (peacelovearizona)
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If there was a button to switch off all the thoughts in our brain, we can sleep like we've never slept before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgahc3/if_there_was_a_button_to_switch_off_all_the/ (00Vishal007)
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You’re in a Truman show, and everyone in your life except for you deserves an Emmy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgafsn/youre_in_a_truman_show_and_everyone_in_your_life/ (RainbowNeck)
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We don't appreciate our own bodies for being able to do all that it does without having to learn how to do it enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgafbh/we_dont_appreciate_our_own_bodies_for_being_able/ (VarsVerum)
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It's becoming increasingly difficult to get factual information even though we live in the information age

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgaf0c/its_becoming_increasingly_difficult_to_get/ (sirmoneyshot06)
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Context confirms all perception.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgad7v/context_confirms_all_perception/ ([deleted])
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Music is a deep massage to your ears.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgacnp/music_is_a_deep_massage_to_your_ears/ ([deleted])
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Forcing others to suffer just because you suffered in past ruins the whole point of suffering which is growing out of things and making yourself and world a better place so other don't have to suffer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgabyl/forcing_others_to_suffer_just_because_you/ (redditor8874)
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Birds figured out that the Earth was round before humans did.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgaaqx/birds_figured_out_that_the_earth_was_round_before/ (HookedOnPhonymous)
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Once we colonize the Moon, sport will get much more interesting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgaaed/once_we_colonize_the_moon_sport_will_get_much/ (Magik_boi)
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Dumb people are so confident they are right because they lack the context to be wrong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgaae7/dumb_people_are_so_confident_they_are_right/ (Mikesims09)
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Music is massage to your ear canal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgaa3t/music_is_massage_to_your_ear_canal/ (DueTry9)
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Music is massage to your ear canal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hgaa1w/music_is_massage_to_your_ear_canal/ (DueTry9)
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The only way to stop a paper trail is to pay with paper

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hga8gt/the_only_way_to_stop_a_paper_trail_is_to_pay_with/ (IIVingII)
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Your favourite smell is snot plus your favourite smell.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hga7km/your_favourite_smell_is_snot_plus_your_favourite/ (detrimentaloptimist)
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We don't get upset because we grow old, we get upset because our body does

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hga6wv/we_dont_get_upset_because_we_grow_old_we_get/ (slicktrdmrc)
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If dragons were real, they'd probably not need to brush their teeth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hga6je/if_dragons_were_real_theyd_probably_not_need_to/ (willi_mac)
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It became wrong to have children at 13 disturbingly recently

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hga2ds/it_became_wrong_to_have_children_at_13/ (Yoinker9001)
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No matter how hard you blink, there will never be a sound

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hga261/no_matter_how_hard_you_blink_there_will_never_be/ (Virginia_Blaise)
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Maybe when dogs suddenly bark in the night, they are singing to themselves because they are bored.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hga0ih/maybe_when_dogs_suddenly_bark_in_the_night_they/ (Gustavus666)
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When people ask "are you asleep?", they must already assume you're not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hga0dg/when_people_ask_are_you_asleep_they_must_already/ (grafxguy1)
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Because of the amount of paranoid people at least someone lives in a house that has good buried on the property, but doesn’t know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg9zg8/because_of_the_amount_of_paranoid_people_at_least/ (bonipulus)
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The Jedi and Sith could make a massive amount of money by selling their lightsabers to the mining industry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg9xys/the_jedi_and_sith_could_make_a_massive_amount_of/ (Pilotbax125)
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Stupid people are the ones who have the most confidence in what they "know".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg9wwj/stupid_people_are_the_ones_who_have_the_most/ (Andrewisaho)
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Crabs are the spiders of the sea

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg9vn1/crabs_are_the_spiders_of_the_sea/ (cool-kid-kyle-)
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People on the Internet offer advice and help more generously than those we meet in real life, or have more ways to humiliate others.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg9vjj/people_on_the_internet_offer_advice_and_help_more/ (PhD3DP)
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You can't know how nice a person is until they do something bad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg9uv7/you_cant_know_how_nice_a_person_is_until_they_do/ (ginwithbutts)
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Stores don't have blowout sales on hemorrhoid creams.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg9rw2/stores_dont_have_blowout_sales_on_hemorrhoid/ (RobertGBradley)
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Amongst all those interested in history, stock traders may be the most motivated group to get it right.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg9q3r/amongst_all_those_interested_in_history_stock/ (SoBeefy)
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There's a great chance you've never been naked for 24 hours straight in your life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg9q0p/theres_a_great_chance_youve_never_been_naked_for/ (anton43nc3)
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A football match between Nigeria and Germany in that order is probably prohibited

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg9nv5/a_football_match_between_nigeria_and_germany_in/ (Edmaster20O5)
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People online are almost always different in person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg9nll/people_online_are_almost_always_different_in/ (Lights-On-Bitch)
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Drinking games often slow down the consumption of alcohol rather than accelerate it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg9nj6/drinking_games_often_slow_down_the_consumption_of/ (haism)
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The song YMCA is probably more popular than the actual YMCA

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg9mms/the_song_ymca_is_probably_more_popular_than_the/ (Creed_is_the_best)
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If we try to delete the parts of history we don't like, we won't learn from the past.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg9lwa/if_we_try_to_delete_the_parts_of_history_we_dont/ (imtdsninvu)
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"Who's your mommy" sounds just as creepy as "who's your daddy".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg9jvm/whos_your_mommy_sounds_just_as_creepy_as_whos/ (pikknz)
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If a cop disables their camera. They get fired. No pension. And can't be rehired by another force.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg9jt0/if_a_cop_disables_their_camera_they_get_fired_no/ (HelloweenCapital)
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The digital age we live in is probably the one where our memory degraded the most.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg9jsf/the_digital_age_we_live_in_is_probably_the_one/ (vpetrychuk)
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Most people are not using voicemail anymore except TV shows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg9jkz/most_people_are_not_using_voicemail_anymore/ (Yagor1)
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It's funny how humans share 99% of DNA with chimps, and yet parrots are the animals that can talk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg9jbm/its_funny_how_humans_share_99_of_dna_with_chimps/ (xTpvi)
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Lorem Ipsum is the most used copypasta ever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg9hxq/lorem_ipsum_is_the_most_used_copypasta_ever/ (Indoh_)
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If every self-storage place suddenly vanished, almost nobody would miss any of the things they keep there

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg9hu7/if_every_selfstorage_place_suddenly_vanished/ (thenewyorkgod)
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Growing up is not liking to eat certain foods not because they taste bad but because the cleanup after takes to long.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg9h2r/growing_up_is_not_liking_to_eat_certain_foods_not/ (MasterChief51)
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Fear of abandonment is being worried about the future, thanks to stuff from the past. While FOMO is being worried about the past, thinking it's signs of the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg9gb4/fear_of_abandonment_is_being_worried_about_the/ (GATESOFOSIRIS)
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We all hate itchy bug bites so much that we cause ourselves actual pain by scratching them just to escape the feeling

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg9fxn/we_all_hate_itchy_bug_bites_so_much_that_we_cause/ (elitekaijucat)
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Johnny Knoxville must have high health insurance premiums.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg9faf/johnny_knoxville_must_have_high_health_insurance/ (SilentBlackout_)
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Gorillas do not practice strength training so we have not seen one in full strength

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg9er7/gorillas_do_not_practice_strength_training_so_we/ (going-on-empty)
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The more outlandish your imminent death, stuck up a chimney, trapped in a deep cave system, held at gunpoint, lost in the wilderness, etc, the more resources will be expended to save you. Fingers crossed, then.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg9a8s/the_more_outlandish_your_imminent_death_stuck_up/ (Ormoniuk)
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Your actual human child is technically your brain child because your brain told you to do the actions to make the child

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg98u4/your_actual_human_child_is_technically_your_brain/ (IAmButter7)
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The first step to something is either the hardest step or the easiest step.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg96y0/the_first_step_to_something_is_either_the_hardest/ ([deleted])
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If you come to think of it, slug pussy is always wet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg958u/if_you_come_to_think_of_it_slug_pussy_is_always/ (BlissedIgnorance)
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Pizza could be considered healthy as it has grain, veggies, and dairy on it (and fruit depending on the person)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg953v/pizza_could_be_considered_healthy_as_it_has_grain/ (Albin1116)
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If someone lures you out with the promise of food they must really like you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg94ei/if_someone_lures_you_out_with_the_promise_of_food/ (thegoldentanker)
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Hot people who you don’t know make you less horny or not horny.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg946c/hot_people_who_you_dont_know_make_you_less_horny/ (jkaravind)
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There is almost no truly contagious deep belly laughing in film.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg93fe/there_is_almost_no_truly_contagious_deep_belly/ (cubosh)
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You can’t blackmail a porn star with nude photos or videos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg8zqt/you_cant_blackmail_a_porn_star_with_nude_photos/ (yell0wducky)
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More people have died from drinking water wrong than from wearing a mask.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg8ybd/more_people_have_died_from_drinking_water_wrong/ (focalapollo66)
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Of all the poisons that humans consume, people picked the deadly ones for recreation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg8y1v/of_all_the_poisons_that_humans_consume_people/ (Koifish_Coyote)
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Being able to adapt to change shows that you are intelligent and independent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg8vty/being_able_to_adapt_to_change_shows_that_you_are/ ([deleted])
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Crime movies about stealing thousands always feel higher stakes than movies about stealing millions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg8uww/crime_movies_about_stealing_thousands_always_feel/ (tylerss20)
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We're not brothers and sisters were just really crappy roommates

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg8ter/were_not_brothers_and_sisters_were_just_really/ (Mars_Arbiter)
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Due to the amount of different locks in the world, you could own a key that unlocks a door that isn't yours.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg8rx8/due_to_the_amount_of_different_locks_in_the_world/ (No-User4931)
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A computer keyboard would look a lot different to us if we had learned the alphabet in that order.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg8rd8/a_computer_keyboard_would_look_a_lot_different_to/ (JuanToTray)
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Maybe the idea of ritual sacrifice came from the fact that dead bodies help crops grow

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg8q1r/maybe_the_idea_of_ritual_sacrifice_came_from_the/ (FrankieFruitbat)
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If everybody know the unspoken rules in the society, (like what is money, how the society works, how to be success, how to be rich), what the world will become? prosperous or declining？

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg8phm/if_everybody_know_the_unspoken_rules_in_the/ (PhD3DP)
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There are around 100,000 to 250,000 zebras left in the world, yet not a single one has the same stripe pattern.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg8pdq/there_are_around_100000_to_250000_zebras_left_in/ (SignificantCod6)
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For Gen Z, showing their future children photos from their adolescence won’t be as meaningful due to how quickly and easily they can access a multitude of photos from every stage of life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg8o99/for_gen_z_showing_their_future_children_photos/ (turtlemeateater)
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Sausages are pigs inside out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg8o61/sausages_are_pigs_inside_out/ (childrenofkorlis)
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Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg8mj0/every_machine_is_a_smoke_machine_if_you_operate/ (emilybemilyboo_)
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We live in an age where humans are expected to work like computers and computers are expected to work like humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg8mg5/we_live_in_an_age_where_humans_are_expected_to/ (Demonix_Hermit)
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If someone have 7 cats people think they are crazy but if you have 7 sharks you are a badass

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg8m4z/if_someone_have_7_cats_people_think_they_are/ (childrenofkorlis)
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The peak of a child’s interest in science is the moment they first discover static electricity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg8kuo/the_peak_of_a_childs_interest_in_science_is_the/ (2020Chapter)
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Whether or not you believe in free will is most likely predetermined by a combination of genetic and environmental factors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg8kb3/whether_or_not_you_believe_in_free_will_is_most/ (SenAbsolom)
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Having to wear a mask everywhere is probably great if you're famous

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg8k6v/having_to_wear_a_mask_everywhere_is_probably/ (I_dont-get_the-joke)
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you probably stepped over a lot of 4 leaf clovers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg8jyu/you_probably_stepped_over_a_lot_of_4_leaf_clovers/ (martinBauza)
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Especially is a werid-ass word to spell out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg8iz8/especially_is_a_weridass_word_to_spell_out/ (conorthearchitect)
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Is banning plastic really an option now?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg8ii9/is_banning_plastic_really_an_option_now/ (aarongerarddaniel)
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Maybe we hate repeatedly getting messages is because the notification sound is the same and it makes it sound like the other person is yelling the same thing over and over again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg8hzq/maybe_we_hate_repeatedly_getting_messages_is/ (aleph_null1996)
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Female frogs lay unfertilised eggs. Male frogs masturbate over the eggs to fertilize them. So before it's Frogspawn, it's frogs porn

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg8dyw/female_frogs_lay_unfertilised_eggs_male_frogs/ (Wilagorn)
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A lot of people go out of there way to get their ideas stolen by people with the resources to bring them to life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg8b50/a_lot_of_people_go_out_of_there_way_to_get_their/ (brandnewdayinfinity)
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Heroines are actually Sheros.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg89xg/heroines_are_actually_sheros/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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The first step of being smart is realizing that you aren't.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg89h4/the_first_step_of_being_smart_is_realizing_that/ (MisturBanana1)
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The first step of being smart is realizing that you are stupid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg88i6/the_first_step_of_being_smart_is_realizing_that/ ([deleted])
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We are unwilling to drink from the same cup as a stranger, yet we breathe in their farts without hesitation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg84qj/we_are_unwilling_to_drink_from_the_same_cup_as_a/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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There is one language that is the easiest to learn but no one knows what it is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg83yq/there_is_one_language_that_is_the_easiest_to/ (Nyghtshadow2)
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It’s quite convenient that our brains decide to totally ignore our own snoring, regardless of how noisy or irregular it is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg827v/its_quite_convenient_that_our_brains_decide_to/ ([deleted])
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The Hole In The Donut Makes It A Light Product By Default

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg80qj/the_hole_in_the_donut_makes_it_a_light_product_by/ (keatches)
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Lots of dinossaurs died virgins when the asteroid landed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg7zjz/lots_of_dinossaurs_died_virgins_when_the_asteroid/ (NikinhoRobo)
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It's someone's job to decide the size and detail-level of boobs, bums and ballbag bulges on mannequins.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg7zgi/its_someones_job_to_decide_the_size_and/ (neonsynthwaver)
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When people type LOL most people don't laugh.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg7yik/when_people_type_lol_most_people_dont_laugh/ (Leviticus_CornwaII)
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Every word is a number since there are an endless amount of numbers and an endless amount of names for those numbers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg7xqt/every_word_is_a_number_since_there_are_an_endless/ (realperson11)
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Small Kids can share thoughts and interesting findings with parents all day long.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg7wph/small_kids_can_share_thoughts_and_interesting/ (PhD3DP)
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Wearing a mask saves lives. If everyone wore masks in public, silent but deadly farts wouldn’t be as lethal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg7v6m/wearing_a_mask_saves_lives_if_everyone_wore_masks/ (JuanToTray)
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Knowing your personality type can help you better yourself by understanding how you work and think. Knowing other people’s personality types and how they think and work could solve a ton of humanities problems.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hg7tya/knowing_your_personality_type_can_help_you_better/ (Phedis)
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If the movie "Click" didn't have the happy ending scene where he wakes up, it could undoubtedly have been a long episode of black mirror.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfw5vw/if_the_movie_click_didnt_have_the_happy_ending/ (OneHundredForcer)
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Pi doesn't have a last digit, but it does have a latest digit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfvu8i/pi_doesnt_have_a_last_digit_but_it_does_have_a/ (schmemms)
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Everything is big bang powered.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfnb3q/everything_is_big_bang_powered/ (DerB_23)
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Lukewarm water tastest worse than warm water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfnaoh/lukewarm_water_tastest_worse_than_warm_water/ (Mufgada)
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Nobody ever wishes you a happy birthday on your real birthday.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfnanw/nobody_ever_wishes_you_a_happy_birthday_on_your/ (Hurtmemaster)
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You never see dwarfs In zombie movies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfn9xh/you_never_see_dwarfs_in_zombie_movies/ (GrunkleStan156)
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Most of us never realized how much we took sneezing for granted until it was no longer socially acceptable to do in public.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfn8gt/most_of_us_never_realized_how_much_we_took/ (Try_Another_NO)
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“Ghost riders in the sky” and “Cowboys from hell” is the same song but from different perspectives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfn7nx/ghost_riders_in_the_sky_and_cowboys_from_hell_is/ (SacredIconSuite2)
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The fact Henry VIII executed and divorced his wives for not giving him a son is really ironic, since he was the only one who could have given a Y chromosome and made the child Male.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfn5tu/the_fact_henry_viii_executed_and_divorced_his/ (Fossil_RexJaw)
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At least people who eat pizza with pineapple don’t steal the slices everyone else enjoys

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfn4gk/at_least_people_who_eat_pizza_with_pineapple_dont/ (atomic_combat_wombat)
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The tabooness of google search results page 2 just proves how effective google is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfn211/the_tabooness_of_google_search_results_page_2/ (ZarFX)
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Making music, writing lyrics and playing music are technically three different skills and yet we expect musicians to be good at all of these.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfn1h3/making_music_writing_lyrics_and_playing_music_are/ (shortroundshotaro)
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To a dog, every party is a surprise party.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfmyw8/to_a_dog_every_party_is_a_surprise_party/ (gramturismo)
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People who dig up old tweets of celebrities must really not have a life to go back that far in their feed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfmyvg/people_who_dig_up_old_tweets_of_celebrities_must/ (darkkiller1234)
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Since people are arguing against using face masks because of their rights then it’s definitely possible that people in another universe are arguing against wearing underwear for the same reason

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfmusu/since_people_are_arguing_against_using_face_masks/ (trollmaster51)
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It is unfair that a blind persons hearing improves, but a deaf persons sight doesn't.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfmtaq/it_is_unfair_that_a_blind_persons_hearing/ (Scarpa4513)
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It is kind of unfair that blind people improve their hearing, but deaf people don't improve their sight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfmrtd/it_is_kind_of_unfair_that_blind_people_improve/ ([deleted])
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Voldemort has to wear some type of underwear or goes commando and neither option seems fitting of him

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfmrq3/voldemort_has_to_wear_some_type_of_underwear_or/ (-Constantinos-)
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People who are the age "45" are 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9 years old.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfmr26/people_who_are_the_age_45_are_123456789_years_old/ (FDR-9000)
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yuup. sharting and cumming is the new national passtime

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfmpkx/yuup_sharting_and_cumming_is_the_new_national/ (HomerPeterHomer)
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At Hogwarts, witches get Snitches.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfmpip/at_hogwarts_witches_get_snitches/ (PaulClifford)
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The existence of burger king implies a burger clergy and burger peasants

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfmnpr/the_existence_of_burger_king_implies_a_burger/ (joegiants182)
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If you wear a slightly different color shirt each day, you could wear the whole rainbow without people noticing you changed shirts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfmmo6/if_you_wear_a_slightly_different_color_shirt_each/ (-Drax)
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There’s a non zero chance that when you were tapping your pen in class you correctly signaled nuclear codes in Morse

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfml70/theres_a_non_zero_chance_that_when_you_were/ (choriarranz)
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If you seek and find the person behind the Odin myth, you are no longer in the shadow of fatherlessness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfmjmn/if_you_seek_and_find_the_person_behind_the_odin/ (noglassisjusthalf)
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Hot dogs are more like bread tacos rather than sandwiches.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfmibs/hot_dogs_are_more_like_bread_tacos_rather_than/ (1_2_red)
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please tellme leprechauns aren’t real

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfmhnk/please_tellme_leprechauns_arent_real/ (HomerPeterHomer)
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Despite of all the languages in the world, we all laugh in the same way

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfmh15/despite_of_all_the_languages_in_the_world_we_all/ (Ratchet601)
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"You wouldn't worry so much about what others think of you if you realised how seldom they do."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfmgqi/you_wouldnt_worry_so_much_about_what_others_think/ (KeisukeMito)
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In Videogames gun fights damage is important as fire rate while in real life only fire rate matters

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfmg43/in_videogames_gun_fights_damage_is_important_as/ (AndrewSenpai78)
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worms and snakes is the sane fucking thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfmfq9/worms_and_snakes_is_the_sane_fucking_thing/ (HomerPeterHomer)
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You don’t have any illegals problem if you never check for ID

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfmeug/you_dont_have_any_illegals_problem_if_you_never/ (ataylorm)
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The folks who wanted to wear masks to avoid facial recognition are the same folks who won't wear a mask to avoid an infection

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfmbdq/the_folks_who_wanted_to_wear_masks_to_avoid/ (Birdinhandandbush)
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It’s a good thing dead trees don’t smell like dead animals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfc4vr/its_a_good_thing_dead_trees_dont_smell_like_dead/ (whurpurgis)
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You can usually tell how drunk someone got by how dirty their shoes have become by the end of the night

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfc3e0/you_can_usually_tell_how_drunk_someone_got_by_how/ (guminhyeok)
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If you’re bisexual, then you’re both gay and straight

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfc30k/if_youre_bisexual_then_youre_both_gay_and_straight/ (I_Like_Languages)
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"justice" is an irrational idea wielded by humans to satisfy anger, and teach bad people lessons.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfbyns/justice_is_an_irrational_idea_wielded_by_humans/ (flex_tape_9)
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A tornado is the earth sneezing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfbxhu/a_tornado_is_the_earth_sneezing/ (Gary_October)
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The miniseries for The Stand stole from us how the song Baby Can You Dig Your Man? originally sounded in our heads

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfbwxv/the_miniseries_for_the_stand_stole_from_us_how/ (NCStore)
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Some foods are so delicious and bring you so much joy that you eat them until you feel absolutely miserable and hate yourself for it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfbwu4/some_foods_are_so_delicious_and_bring_you_so_much/ (Phoenix13kk)
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Far away in the future, 'invisible' maybe one of the car color options during purchase.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfbus7/far_away_in_the_future_invisible_maybe_one_of_the/ (realrcube)
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Considering how we view them, most anime girls are flat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfbu34/considering_how_we_view_them_most_anime_girls_are/ (kizo-Ascended)
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Cool Whip is the poor man’s Ice Cream.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfbtw6/cool_whip_is_the_poor_mans_ice_cream/ (Gary_October)
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You have no way of guaranteeing that your remains won’t end up in a museum.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfbs70/you_have_no_way_of_guaranteeing_that_your_remains/ (yourshadowtwin)
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It probably took Jedi and sith awhile to realize that the lightsabers deflected lasers when it was first made

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfbrrj/it_probably_took_jedi_and_sith_awhile_to_realize/ (S-N-A-S)
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Vampires would have to use the makeup they use for dead people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfbrh0/vampires_would_have_to_use_the_makeup_they_use/ (vikity-boo)
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You rent land from a landlord, but you don't rent a car from a carlord or a movie from a movielord.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfbrd0/you_rent_land_from_a_landlord_but_you_dont_rent_a/ (SchwayDay)
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If you don't like someone then just buy a mini fan and blow your farts in their direction

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfbpun/if_you_dont_like_someone_then_just_buy_a_mini_fan/ (Screaming_Star)
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Farts are the ghosts of the animals we eat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfbp6v/farts_are_the_ghosts_of_the_animals_we_eat/ (FDR-9000)
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Adam and Eve must have been very confused when Eve gave birth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfbo6r/adam_and_eve_must_have_been_very_confused_when/ (Lights-On-Bitch)
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Getting committed to a mental institution requires no commitment at all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfbnue/getting_committed_to_a_mental_institution/ (weneedanothertimmy)
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It’s not improbable to think that a person spends more hours in their lifetime trying to figure out where to eat, than hours sleeping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfbjlw/its_not_improbable_to_think_that_a_person_spends/ (Big_Fritz)
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As a kid you think your school grades are objective. It’s only as an adult you realise most are subjective, relative to the competence (and mood) of the teacher.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfbhd4/as_a_kid_you_think_your_school_grades_are/ (A-Hidell)
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Cushion forts are more exclusive than the average VIP lounge

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfbfqy/cushion_forts_are_more_exclusive_than_the_average/ (Mole_person1)
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Everyone thinks they're special but in reality, their only birthright is death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfbflw/everyone_thinks_theyre_special_but_in_reality/ (WrickyB)
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Bowling balls must get a heck of a concussion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfber2/bowling_balls_must_get_a_heck_of_a_concussion/ (Gary_October)
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You can never have the exact same experience twice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfbepq/you_can_never_have_the_exact_same_experience_twice/ (libertysailor)
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A concert is a party where everyone actually likes the music being played.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfbe75/a_concert_is_a_party_where_everyone_actually/ (Nitrome950)
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One day saying it’s 2040 will seem perfectly normal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfbdv1/one_day_saying_its_2040_will_seem_perfectly_normal/ (junothecat1)
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The large majority of people living in the world are great humans... the large majority of people running the world are horrible humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfbdh8/the_large_majority_of_people_living_in_the_world/ (ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa)
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lf you play hide and seek with a guy with pussyvision, you will lose.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfbci7/lf_you_play_hide_and_seek_with_a_guy_with/ (HomerPeterHomer)
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Everything you find was in the last place you looked for it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfbbd8/everything_you_find_was_in_the_last_place_you/ (kaberite)
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Deaf People are probably really good at charades

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfbb5g/deaf_people_are_probably_really_good_at_charades/ (YoloMcSwagg3r)
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The word “FAT” looks like someone took a bite out of the word “EAT”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfb9sv/the_word_fat_looks_like_someone_took_a_bite_out/ (stranger2Me)
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It’s always more delicious when someone cooks for you than when you cook for yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfb7y2/its_always_more_delicious_when_someone_cooks_for/ (PinkSmartCherries)
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Many People who were scared of death died of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfb76f/many_people_who_were_scared_of_death_died_of_it/ (MyNameIsDeg)
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If humans had odometers then everyone would know the age of a person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfb70d/if_humans_had_odometers_then_everyone_would_know/ (Seedpound)
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Trash bags trapped in a box get their sweet revenge when the box runs out and it’s thrown away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfb5gt/trash_bags_trapped_in_a_box_get_their_sweet/ (jluns1234)
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Radio and Television will likely be obsolete in the near future because everyone is becoming used to streaming whatever show or musical artists they want, whenever they want.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfb3qm/radio_and_television_will_likely_be_obsolete_in/ (PrincePoundcake)
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It's sad how the only animal species that learned how to control fire is the one species that is killing its planet by setting it on fire.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfb2wh/its_sad_how_the_only_animal_species_that_learned/ (ciafciaf)
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It makes you worry more if someone you aren’t related to coughs compared to someone you are related to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfb29q/it_makes_you_worry_more_if_someone_you_arent/ (SlappieChan)
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A phone is only as thin as the protector you need to make it useful

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfb0fr/a_phone_is_only_as_thin_as_the_protector_you_need/ (mojave_moon)
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The final tissue in the box does the most work

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfb06p/the_final_tissue_in_the_box_does_the_most_work/ (2020Chapter)
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Pets have the easiest job in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfb04o/pets_have_the_easiest_job_in_the_world/ (cltguydes)
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Lesbians split it and quit it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfaykw/lesbians_split_it_and_quit_it/ (milogoestomars)
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If you eat, invest, and think according to what the 'news' advocates, you'll end up nutritionally, financially and morally banktupt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfayjc/if_you_eat_invest_and_think_according_to_what_the/ (zevHS)
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Pixel art is the only kind of art that can't loose quality by increasing the size after rendering into a PNG or similar formats.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfax9c/pixel_art_is_the_only_kind_of_art_that_cant_loose/ (Noamco)
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The Main Character of the show usually turn out to be annoying as the show progress but we still watch the show for the side characters/story

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfawgk/the_main_character_of_the_show_usually_turn_out/ (zeldathunder82)
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having sex while camping must be fucking intents

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfaw8l/having_sex_while_camping_must_be_fucking_intents/ (heavysafley)
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Mace Windu could have been the chosen one; his sacrifice led to Anakin's fall, which led to the events which restored balance to the force.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfattp/mace_windu_could_have_been_the_chosen_one_his/ (Quiet_Oracle)
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Somewhere, someone is making a baby.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfatdq/somewhere_someone_is_making_a_baby/ (PhotoClock)
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We’re all still on spring break because it never ended

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfasv2/were_all_still_on_spring_break_because_it_never/ (CadinThePoopyHead)
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Compared to other animals humans have 10/10 software, but our hardware is probably around 6/10

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfaqxs/compared_to_other_animals_humans_have_1010/ (DoinWhatIGottaDo)
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Since water is being recycled constantly on our planet, you might have had the same water in you as a dinosaur did.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfaqr7/since_water_is_being_recycled_constantly_on_our/ (Arbiter-117)
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Something that is in front of your back is also behind your back.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfaqdt/something_that_is_in_front_of_your_back_is_also/ (DarthBaller)
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In front of your back is the same thing as behind your back.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfapbw/in_front_of_your_back_is_the_same_thing_as_behind/ (DarthBaller)
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Music can move you so much, that sometimes it can change your personality and make you dress differently.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfaoy3/music_can_move_you_so_much_that_sometimes_it_can/ (Arbiter-117)
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When you haven’t properly studied for an exam, multiple choice questions make you feel like you still got a decent shot until you run into the “select all answers that apply” question

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfao7c/when_you_havent_properly_studied_for_an_exam/ (2020Chapter)
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If the image quality of cameras ever gets better than the human eye we won’t even know it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfao6s/if_the_image_quality_of_cameras_ever_gets_better/ (cornuga)
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If someone named Lisa Simpson were to run, she'd likely win

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfanz8/if_someone_named_lisa_simpson_were_to_run_shed/ (MerylStreeper)
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We would see mandatory temperature checks differently if it could only be done rectally.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfan0q/we_would_see_mandatory_temperature_checks/ (gluuey)
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At a restaurant the customer is the true waiter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfamp4/at_a_restaurant_the_customer_is_the_true_waiter/ (rhum-Forrest-rhum)
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There's an NPC in a game somewhere still waiting on you to finish that side quest you forgot about that would change their life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfalby/theres_an_npc_in_a_game_somewhere_still_waiting/ (SmellMyWeenie)
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In front of your back is still behind your back.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfal6g/in_front_of_your_back_is_still_behind_your_back/ (DarthBaller)
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LGBTQ coulda been LGB*QT*

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfahht/lgbtq_coulda_been_lgbqt/ (heavysafley)
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Leonardo DaVinci is from Vinci, Italy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfaejt/leonardo_davinci_is_from_vinci_italy/ (elgad)
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It's amazing how we can entertain ourselves with a bunch of 1s and 0s arranged in the right pattern

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfae3l/its_amazing_how_we_can_entertain_ourselves_with_a/ (LazertheRedditer)
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There are areas in our legs that can be considered leg-armpits (Legpits) and we don't put deodorant in those parts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfadok/there_are_areas_in_our_legs_that_can_be/ (LazertheRedditer)
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You're considered hilarious if you carry an active tongue.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfadag/youre_considered_hilarious_if_you_carry_an_active/ (earnest_hemmongwah)
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There's actually more rock than water in the Earth if you consider the mantle and nucleus as molten rock

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfaccb/theres_actually_more_rock_than_water_in_the_earth/ (LazertheRedditer)
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It's somewhat ironic that exposing your social security number leaves you insecure

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfabvq/its_somewhat_ironic_that_exposing_your_social/ (LazertheRedditer)
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The people who don't even know what the box looks like always think outside the box.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfab0x/the_people_who_dont_even_know_what_the_box_looks/ (MattOnePointO)
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Deepfakes will be a great addition for the adult industry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfaauj/deepfakes_will_be_a_great_addition_for_the_adult/ ([deleted])
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Ant hills are made from the dirt excavated from their tunnels.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfaap4/ant_hills_are_made_from_the_dirt_excavated_from/ (elgad)
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Why is 12pm called midnight if it's not even the middle of the night? Same goes for 12am, it's not the middle of the day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfa707/why_is_12pm_called_midnight_if_its_not_even_the/ (Gytis1337)
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We rarely actually get to see the number 60 on a timer. 60 seconds turns into 1 minute, 60 minutes turns into 1 hour.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfa5lb/we_rarely_actually_get_to_see_the_number_60_on_a/ (finally_real_)
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Popyeyes for dinner tonight let's fucking go boys

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfa5fj/popyeyes_for_dinner_tonight_lets_fucking_go_boys/ (HomerPeterHomer)
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The vast majority of things in our houses are rectangles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfa5cj/the_vast_majority_of_things_in_our_houses_are/ (Rmptg)
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Fro-yo is nothing like actual frozen yogurt

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfa5ao/froyo_is_nothing_like_actual_frozen_yogurt/ (kd-is-not-a-snake)
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Erasers are punished for our mistakes and die because of them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfa4pv/erasers_are_punished_for_our_mistakes_and_die/ (Gold3nprime)
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Amazing Grace was a community run.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfa4cs/amazing_grace_was_a_community_run/ (earnest_hemmongwah)
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People want to have a relationship like Romeo and Juliet, that's why it mostly ends up in a toxic relationship

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfa2j1/people_want_to_have_a_relationship_like_romeo_and/ (Demoryaner)
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In alcohol parlance, Water is very dry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfa0b9/in_alcohol_parlance_water_is_very_dry/ (ToastGhost18)
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You are constantly mimicking yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hfa07s/you_are_constantly_mimicking_yourself/ (bomtski)
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At one point of your life you were the youngest person in the entire world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf9vd5/at_one_point_of_your_life_you_were_the_youngest/ (An_Epic_Pancake)
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Most of our stereotypical images are probably based on childhood cartoons that badly portrayed them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf9tgl/most_of_our_stereotypical_images_are_probably/ (hn8086)
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Revenge is justice that was never given

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf9t0z/revenge_is_justice_that_was_never_given/ (AlexHoustonRockets)
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If there exists the most beautiful place in the world, there must also exist the most ugly place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf9s1i/if_there_exists_the_most_beautiful_place_in_the/ (FauxFalsetto)
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If enough people in your neighborhood decided to have a garage/yard sale on the same day, your neighborhood could be a flea market

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf9ryk/if_enough_people_in_your_neighborhood_decided_to/ (redneckvet)
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Men will rarely get rid of underwear without being forced to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf9rgq/men_will_rarely_get_rid_of_underwear_without/ (zeychshmo)
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“Technically” The song ‘Hakuna Matata’ is the only song to have the same singers vocals from different decades of their life within the same song.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf9q5v/technically_the_song_hakuna_matata_is_the_only/ (Despicable_carl)
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The concept of day and night does not make any sense on the sun.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf9pqp/the_concept_of_day_and_night_does_not_make_any/ (Janecmi)
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If people had never had a sense of smell, we would think dogs were psychic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf9pho/if_people_had_never_had_a_sense_of_smell_we_would/ (shotukan)
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Dogs who bark all day because they miss their owners probably think their owners come back only because they bark all day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf9p8q/dogs_who_bark_all_day_because_they_miss_their/ (hiphop10000)
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There is someone out there who has unknowingly saved millions of lives by doing (or avoiding) something small, thanks to the butterfly effect.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf9nn7/there_is_someone_out_there_who_has_unknowingly/ (HellChranos1)
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The hand that holds is also held.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf9nay/the_hand_that_holds_is_also_held/ (VerbotenPublish)
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A company is big when a youtuber mentioning it in a video isn't considered advertisement

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf9mq9/a_company_is_big_when_a_youtuber_mentioning_it_in/ (Rein9stein2)
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Warming up lunchable pizzas is actually weird

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf9lrw/warming_up_lunchable_pizzas_is_actually_weird/ (evariell)
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Few people can agree on the pronunciation of Worcestershire sauce

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf9kok/few_people_can_agree_on_the_pronunciation_of/ (isabelrich)
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We are 7.6 billion people on earth. There has to be a couple in which either one or both of them wear their AirPods during sex

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf9ikw/we_are_76_billion_people_on_earth_there_has_to_be/ (jesaispasjetejure)
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Every 60 seconds a day passes in Africa

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf9gsg/every_60_seconds_a_day_passes_in_africa/ (DaTrees9750)
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Ado is probably the only word in the English language whose whole purpose is to append with 'Without further'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf9grg/ado_is_probably_the_only_word_in_the_english/ (atlantacharlie)
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Fast keyboard typer’s are superior to phone typer’s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf9glq/fast_keyboard_typers_are_superior_to_phone_typers/ (lostlove892)
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You might not need a therapist if you talk to walls, but you definitely need a therapist if the wall replies back to you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf9fyi/you_might_not_need_a_therapist_if_you_talk_to/ (uzair_tole)
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Mr. Clean is the anime version of Johnny Sins.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf9fcf/mr_clean_is_the_anime_version_of_johnny_sins/ (hktristan42)
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Every 60 seconds a day passes in Africa

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf9fak/every_60_seconds_a_day_passes_in_africa/ ([deleted])
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Cannibalism solves overpopulation AND world hunger

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf9ekf/cannibalism_solves_overpopulation_and_world_hunger/ ([deleted])
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For those who rarely get matches on Tinder, it becomes the app version of the game "Smash or Pass"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf9cur/for_those_who_rarely_get_matches_on_tinder_it/ (BornAgain20Fifteen)
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most people don't know what "good" milk smells like, cause we only smell it if we're worried it's gone bad

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf9cfs/most_people_dont_know_what_good_milk_smells_like/ (FigureOfStickman)
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We need more normal people with good morals to join tiktok so the majority of the bad people don't encourage each other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf9cfd/we_need_more_normal_people_with_good_morals_to/ (Livsabeast)
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There has to be a law somewhere stating that people must obey laws

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf9c9n/there_has_to_be_a_law_somewhere_stating_that/ (SpiritualMayonnaise)
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Fun fact, shut the fuck up and have a good day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf9c5t/fun_fact_shut_the_fuck_up_and_have_a_good_day/ (BoomBangBoomBop)
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There is a point on earth where if you move in the opposite direction to the spin of the earth, you can stay in one position.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf99xo/there_is_a_point_on_earth_where_if_you_move_in/ (James_Wood_05)
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The cool breeze that has touched you has probably been to the poles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf976v/the_cool_breeze_that_has_touched_you_has_probably/ (DaTrees9750)
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Someone has had sex on every square inch of your college campus, including the desk in your 8am math class

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf94n2/someone_has_had_sex_on_every_square_inch_of_your/ (ToastTheBagels)
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We find eating the scrambled remains of unborn bird fetuses a perfectly normal activity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf94dd/we_find_eating_the_scrambled_remains_of_unborn/ (JoshPoshTheGreat)
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If we keep using the masks for next few years the next generation will think that mouth is a private part

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf944f/if_we_keep_using_the_masks_for_next_few_years_the/ (Khilaaf)
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Mobile phones are the modern day newspaper

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf91w9/mobile_phones_are_the_modern_day_newspaper/ (Iwantmyteslanow)
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Our dogs probably think that we are immortal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf8zss/our_dogs_probably_think_that_we_are_immortal/ ([deleted])
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Percentages are reversible. 8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf8yt2/percentages_are_reversible_8_of_25_is_the_same_as/ (Khilaaf)
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If you met your past self and future self, your future self met yourself 5 times

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf8ys6/if_you_met_your_past_self_and_future_self_your/ (Morphinepill)
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Corn was probably the first irrefutable piece of evidence that what we ate came out of our ass later.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf8w5q/corn_was_probably_the_first_irrefutable_piece_of/ (syngestreetsurvivor)
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There are actually people who enjoy life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf8w4u/there_are_actually_people_who_enjoy_life/ (Centixttv)
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Since more massive objects have a stronger gravitational pull, then technically, the heavier you are, the more attractive you are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf8v2n/since_more_massive_objects_have_a_stronger/ (richardbaal)
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The only people who aren’t aware of what a baby is are babies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf8toa/the_only_people_who_arent_aware_of_what_a_baby_is/ (mcquago)
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The fact that only you like the smell of your own farts and genitalia proves everything is subjective. Can't get mad because someone else doesn't like something you do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf8t1d/the_fact_that_only_you_like_the_smell_of_your_own/ (slashdisco)
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Maybe the Simpsons is a way to warn us about the future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf8sul/maybe_the_simpsons_is_a_way_to_warn_us_about_the/ (McKinleyKiwi)
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When we're old, our grandkids will be laughing at the slang we speak with as "old-fashioned".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf8qee/when_were_old_our_grandkids_will_be_laughing_at/ (_M_V_)
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There are two types of people: Those who can’t stand the sound of forks scraping on plates and those who purposely do it in front of them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf8pqn/there_are_two_types_of_people_those_who_cant/ (Tic-Tac_Nac)
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The police being able to arrest people is legalized kidnapping and just about everyone is okay with it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf8knr/the_police_being_able_to_arrest_people_is/ (mdusin)
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Goku has seen many enemies' final forms, but no one (including Goku) has seen Goku's final form

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf8jzg/goku_has_seen_many_enemies_final_forms_but_no_one/ (Graynard)
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Gumbys tan is probably orange.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf8jty/gumbys_tan_is_probably_orange/ (i_dont_wanna24)
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If you like firm grapes you probably like firm butts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf8joc/if_you_like_firm_grapes_you_probably_like_firm/ (Theguy531)
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The fact that you can't travel the speed of light makes light speed seem like science fiction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf8hcs/the_fact_that_you_cant_travel_the_speed_of_light/ (suzaman)
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Babies act like small drunk adults who forgot how to talk. Drunk adults act like large babies who know how to talk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf8gun/babies_act_like_small_drunk_adults_who_forgot_how/ (totally_not_elon69)
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Earth is the Solar System's Florida

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf8gfa/earth_is_the_solar_systems_florida/ (ComfortableSimple3)
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Earth is the Solar System's Florida

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf8gej/earth_is_the_solar_systems_florida/ (ComfortableSimple3)
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We can’t suppress our self centeredness, it is biological and necessary for survival, all we can really do is observe ourselves without the bias of thought.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf8f6m/we_cant_suppress_our_self_centeredness_it_is/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Technically a submarine can't sink because it's already underwater

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf8eeq/technically_a_submarine_cant_sink_because_its/ (boblet_jish)
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The hero of the movie Ratatouille would never have become a chef if he had been bald

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf8bs3/the_hero_of_the_movie_ratatouille_would_never/ (Alphfire)
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Humans breathe rocket fuel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf8apu/humans_breathe_rocket_fuel/ (Konato-san)
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The U.S. is the big brother the world use to look up to till big brother started meth and non stop talks about conspiracy theories.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf8987/the_us_is_the_big_brother_the_world_use_to_look/ (randypandy1990)
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You've never paid a prostitute for sex, you pay her to leave

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf88ek/youve_never_paid_a_prostitute_for_sex_you_pay_her/ (Bobpool82)
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Right before you die you will always have a near-death experience

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf80yd/right_before_you_die_you_will_always_have_a/ ([deleted])
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Ads basically hold you hostage until you can watch your show again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf80mp/ads_basically_hold_you_hostage_until_you_can/ (Radiant_Atmosphere)
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If all the feces produced over the span 24 hours were collected and brought together it would form a mass larger than certain Indonesian islands.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf7wza/if_all_the_feces_produced_over_the_span_24_hours/ (Shaydog555)
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Everybody crosses a point in their live, where there's no dog older than them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf7woj/everybody_crosses_a_point_in_their_live_where/ (samerige)
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Being sure, that you can't know anything for sure is paradox.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf7vhg/being_sure_that_you_cant_know_anything_for_sure/ (DerB_23)
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We're going to have to invent a new language to stop technology from listening in on our conversations

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf7tnj/were_going_to_have_to_invent_a_new_language_to/ (HotdogsforKessel)
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A piece of paper has 6 sides, and the majority of them do nothing but draw blood.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf7t3y/a_piece_of_paper_has_6_sides_and_the_majority_of/ (ArisLikeTheGreekGod)
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Being obese is a very expensive hobby

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf7sy2/being_obese_is_a_very_expensive_hobby/ (gcnHNYqvzB637fYQvQDt)
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At the intro of ‚my love is your love‘ by Whitney Houston there is a feature of her young daughter Bobbi Kristina singing ,sing, mommy, sing’. And suddenly realizing: They are both already dead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf7s9m/at_the_intro_of_my_love_is_your_love_by_whitney/ (janliebe)
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There are bald children in a lot of tv shows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf7qji/there_are_bald_children_in_a_lot_of_tv_shows/ ([deleted])
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People are canceling episodes left and right that involve a form of black face yet no one brings up the White Chicks movie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf7q03/people_are_canceling_episodes_left_and_right_that/ (BobbyHillsPurse)
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Dogs don‘t know that we hear less than they do. So they are probably super confused, as to why we aren‘t disturbed by all the loud noise everywhere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf7psk/dogs_dont_know_that_we_hear_less_than_they_do_so/ (1000Bananen)
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Every Apple fan wants touch support on their Macs so they can touch them more. Also every Apple fan wants more mouse & keyboard support on their Ipads so they can touch them less.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf7o3d/every_apple_fan_wants_touch_support_on_their_macs/ (kabourayan)
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Captchas could easily be turing tests to determine what geniuses online aren't robots

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf7nwn/captchas_could_easily_be_turing_tests_to/ (ValidatingUsername)
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Internet is a replica of human mind, guess that's why there's so much of porn

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf7m37/internet_is_a_replica_of_human_mind_guess_thats/ (T_jay_)
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In reality Fire Nation people would use a lot more cussing and swearing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf7ltp/in_reality_fire_nation_people_would_use_a_lot/ (legallytaken)
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You have a membership to life. The price is breathing. And it ends when you don’t pay.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf7kvk/you_have_a_membership_to_life_the_price_is/ (HockeyTryhard25)
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Grass grows in fields

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf7kuk/grass_grows_in_fields/ ([deleted])
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Scones are the black sheep of the bakery case

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf7kcd/scones_are_the_black_sheep_of_the_bakery_case/ (SYRUM612)
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The concept of day and night does not make any sense if you are living on the sun.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf7k62/the_concept_of_day_and_night_does_not_make_any/ (Janecmi)
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If your neighbor gets kidnapped, and you are interviewed by the news, don't describe them as a wonderful, nice person. The kidnapper might be watching. Describe them as viciously violent, relentlessly vengeful, and a trained Houdini escape artist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf7iph/if_your_neighbor_gets_kidnapped_and_you_are/ (Money4Nothing2000)
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Technically, all the males in the world are Simpsons

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf7il2/technically_all_the_males_in_the_world_are/ (CrranjisMcBasketball)
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It must really suck for giraffes to get sore throats...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf7hkl/it_must_really_suck_for_giraffes_to_get_sore/ (Achieve2Receive)
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Pixel art can technically just be any normal picture.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf7hhr/pixel_art_can_technically_just_be_any_normal/ (Strawberrical)
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Papers have 6 sides, but we can only actually use 2 of them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf7hdv/papers_have_6_sides_but_we_can_only_actually_use/ (ABoiFromTheSky)
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Despite many people saying gender is a social construct they insist strongly on calling them the "right" gender.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf7hao/despite_many_people_saying_gender_is_a_social/ (MartianMH_)
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No simpsons character can count to five on one hand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf7gyp/no_simpsons_character_can_count_to_five_on_one/ (Bookdemon2)
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If someone told you to not move a muscle, they're technically responsible for your death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf7dub/if_someone_told_you_to_not_move_a_muscle_theyre/ (Strawberrical)
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Any car is self-driving for a little while if you just put a brick on the gas pedal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf7csd/any_car_is_selfdriving_for_a_little_while_if_you/ (Kolin728)
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A deaf person would probably be pretty confused watching a one-arm man do the Y.M.C.A.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf7c6k/a_deaf_person_would_probably_be_pretty_confused/ (smokeymctokerson)
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There are billions of people in the world who you could be friends with, get along, and even share a succesful romantic relationship with, but you will never get to know them because they live in other parts of the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf7bdn/there_are_billions_of_people_in_the_world_who_you/ (DeeAxMan)
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Could you imagine the poor soul who got a wet dream in a high school DC trip

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf7aaw/could_you_imagine_the_poor_soul_who_got_a_wet/ (tafurid)
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There’s technically only one ocean.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf7a0l/theres_technically_only_one_ocean/ (Origiskitz)
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Whoever came up with the “asians have small dicks” stereotype must have seen a lot of asian dicks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf79w3/whoever_came_up_with_the_asians_have_small_dicks/ (upholsteryneverworks)
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You have probably broken a new record of some sort but nobody knew and neither did you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf7894/you_have_probably_broken_a_new_record_of_some/ (DeeAxMan)
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A person that puts a keep off the grass sign in the ground immediately breaks their own rule once its hammered in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf77mk/a_person_that_puts_a_keep_off_the_grass_sign_in/ (Maccadies)
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We almost never appreciate people who make small things that have huge work behind them, like realistic reflections in games.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf74qq/we_almost_never_appreciate_people_who_make_small/ (sans_the_comicc)
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Explosions are scarier when they don’t go off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf72o0/explosions_are_scarier_when_they_dont_go_off/ (ProfessahTigah)
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You could have run into a stranger and their spouse on different occasions, and wouldn’t know

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf723a/you_could_have_run_into_a_stranger_and_their/ (Strangermans)
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A clock ticks at 60 BPM

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf71rf/a_clock_ticks_at_60_bpm/ (Wind2000reddit)
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We instinctively don't expect some products to work as shown in the advertisements

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf71qh/we_instinctively_dont_expect_some_products_to/ (Raot_)
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Old McDonald had a farm and a dog and also liked to spell

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf6yq9/old_mcdonald_had_a_farm_and_a_dog_and_also_liked/ (Drix_The_Gamer)
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'en' has no other use in English other than in 'en route', and writing 'on route' works just the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf6wue/en_has_no_other_use_in_english_other_than_in_en/ (carlos-fierro)
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The 2038 problem, may have been forgotten by 2038

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf6vww/the_2038_problem_may_have_been_forgotten_by_2038/ (Emil_Jorgensen05)
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Kids in cars can cause accidents; Accidents in cars can cause kids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf6v8j/kids_in_cars_can_cause_accidents_accidents_in/ (Nic1911)
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The Placebo effect is often said to be real but nobody's ever thought of giving a pill that says ''will cause you to grow wings'' to people yet to make them grow wings..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf6u3k/the_placebo_effect_is_often_said_to_be_real_but/ ([deleted])
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Every single piece of information you receive in your lifetime is an estimate of some kind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf6tml/every_single_piece_of_information_you_receive_in/ (Gulle_Gaming)
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A half full glass is a glass that has been filled up to that point, a half empty glass is when you've drank up to that point.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf6tas/a_half_full_glass_is_a_glass_that_has_been_filled/ (RotatingBoi)
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Young people watch quiz shows to show they know it already, adult people to show they know it too, and old people to show they still know it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf6t81/young_people_watch_quiz_shows_to_show_they_know/ (ElPapo131)
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There are likely a number of things each of us think we saw rise in popularity during our childhoods, but really they were already prevalent - we just grew older and more observant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf6qvu/there_are_likely_a_number_of_things_each_of_us/ (something_something8)
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The only sandwich you can make accidently is an earth sandwich.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf6qmv/the_only_sandwich_you_can_make_accidently_is_an/ ([deleted])
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There is no such thing as ‘false hope’

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf6qeq/there_is_no_such_thing_as_false_hope/ (justmikewilldo)
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Air fryers are the new bread makers, but you actually use them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf6q34/air_fryers_are_the_new_bread_makers_but_you/ (Tbagyogrill)
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Anything can be your best friend if you’re lonely enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf6p0y/anything_can_be_your_best_friend_if_youre_lonely/ (nthubert20)
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Grandpa Abe Simpson is an old coot, but he did a pretty good job of a being a single father to Homer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf6m0p/grandpa_abe_simpson_is_an_old_coot_but_he_did_a/ (inatowncalledarles)
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Card games are technically all roguelikes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf6jfw/card_games_are_technically_all_roguelikes/ (MaximumEffort433)
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You can't remember or imagine anything in 60 fps.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf6hes/you_cant_remember_or_imagine_anything_in_60_fps/ (TripodsSuckMan)
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Crazy how we mentally slip out of reality every night and rely on a floating nuclear explosion 10s of millions of miles away to snap us out of conscious limbo

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf6gjr/crazy_how_we_mentally_slip_out_of_reality_every/ (vexed_chexmix)
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Because of robots taking over a lot of jobs, someday art will be the most profitable job because it will be the only job human's can do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf6fqz/because_of_robots_taking_over_a_lot_of_jobs/ (TheRealBaconBrian)
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Nemo had both very good and very bad luck

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf6f3p/nemo_had_both_very_good_and_very_bad_luck/ (JCBByTheWay)
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Cigarettes are tobacco scented incense.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf6dht/cigarettes_are_tobacco_scented_incense/ (i_dont_wanna24)
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Thank you very much and Thanks a lot typically have opposite meanings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf6cvi/thank_you_very_much_and_thanks_a_lot_typically/ (sly-otter)
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The more people in the pool, the deeper the water gets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf6brm/the_more_people_in_the_pool_the_deeper_the_water/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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Online Dating is a lot like playing chess - if you mess up the opening, the game is mostly over for you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf6bgm/online_dating_is_a_lot_like_playing_chess_if_you/ (onlyforthisjob)
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Most TV/movie characters don’t have braces unless it is needed for a character trait.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf6a9y/most_tvmovie_characters_dont_have_braces_unless/ (RavagedTwink)
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One fine day, we would probably run out of stuff to invent or discover

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf69cq/one_fine_day_we_would_probably_run_out_of_stuff/ (Shreyas_Gavhalkar)
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You can never be truly selfless. If helping others just makes you happy, you're in a way only doing it to make you happy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf68n8/you_can_never_be_truly_selfless_if_helping_others/ (23Silicon)
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You can do just about any weird dance/noise in public as long as you're in front of a camera.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf67nv/you_can_do_just_about_any_weird_dancenoise_in/ (23Silicon)
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Children can be made accidentally but every taco ever has been made intentionally.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf66x1/children_can_be_made_accidentally_but_every_taco/ (Konrad05)
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The Nigerian Prince email scam still racks in $700k a year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf65zo/the_nigerian_prince_email_scam_still_racks_in/ (kskelts)
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to understand the evolution of intelligence because of the internet, we must remember the Saudi Arabian prince who needs your imvestment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf64x0/to_understand_the_evolution_of_intelligence/ (kskelts)
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Your kids are knockoff versions of you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf63kl/your_kids_are_knockoff_versions_of_you/ (datgaminghuman)
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He-man & Skeletor were probably some of the first enemies to Lovers pairings for fanfiction writers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf634a/heman_skeletor_were_probably_some_of_the_first/ (Bronson4444)
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Eating alone when others are in the room is much more depressing than eating alone when nobody’s around

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf62tz/eating_alone_when_others_are_in_the_room_is_much/ (jbbaxter1)
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Noone will ever find what happens after death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf627s/noone_will_ever_find_what_happens_after_death/ (ItsMeVsEveryone)
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If everyone is a main character, there is no main character.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf61wd/if_everyone_is_a_main_character_there_is_no_main/ (TheStrongHero)
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We’re missing an opportunity to promote mask-wearing as also anti-facial recognition/tracking

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf61ub/were_missing_an_opportunity_to_promote/ (Astriaaal)
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11 AM to 12 AM is 13 hours...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf618x/11_am_to_12_am_is_13_hours/ (My-dog-isnt-Sober)
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British dudes get stabbed and be like "hmm. Bit rude innit."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf614y/british_dudes_get_stabbed_and_be_like_hmm_bit/ (Shwoopsx7)
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A product designed for assisted death will never get a positive review .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf60k6/a_product_designed_for_assisted_death_will_never/ (Org_ChemistVir)
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You give Amazon money to give them more money.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf5tme/you_give_amazon_money_to_give_them_more_money/ (jchurch8073)
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We are Phil Swift's marketing department.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf5tcf/we_are_phil_swifts_marketing_department/ (NotASweatyTryhard)
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If you look at a girls face long enough she can look a little bit like a girlish looking guy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf5sjv/if_you_look_at_a_girls_face_long_enough_she_can/ (Ssimpel)
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You can only open up to the person you're close with.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf5sdu/you_can_only_open_up_to_the_person_youre_close/ (whostolemyserotonin)
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If everyone is a protagonist, there is no protagonist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf5scj/if_everyone_is_a_protagonist_there_is_no/ (TheStrongHero)
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You could get high off licking a shart.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf5s7a/you_could_get_high_off_licking_a_shart/ (i_dont_wanna24)
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Never take for granted the luxury to take things for granted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf5oq6/never_take_for_granted_the_luxury_to_take_things/ (kaijumediajames)
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If you paint a room enough times it will be to small to enter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf5n32/if_you_paint_a_room_enough_times_it_will_be_to/ (thebigcheese35)
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It's harder to see a very bright object than a very dim one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf5me6/its_harder_to_see_a_very_bright_object_than_a/ (qlokas1)
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Sometimes the feeling of wanting something is better than actually owning that thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf5lmw/sometimes_the_feeling_of_wanting_something_is/ (guminhyeok)
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Ted Mosby from HIMYM has a really good memory.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf5l7j/ted_mosby_from_himym_has_a_really_good_memory/ (Buckychamp)
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Worms are constantly going through wormholes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf5jx2/worms_are_constantly_going_through_wormholes/ (Pokegamer129)
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In the future, auto insurers will ask you to install an app in your self-driving car that minimizes their liability, so if you are in an accident, your car will minimize the loss to your insurer, not to you or others.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf5joj/in_the_future_auto_insurers_will_ask_you_to/ (costaccounting)
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We would all fail if the teachers covered up the date before a test

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf5j2o/we_would_all_fail_if_the_teachers_covered_up_the/ (ImDrivinShotgun)
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The argument that a previous administration got away "worse", when being asked about a violation/concern....is an admission of guilt - by asking you to focus who they think deserves MORE punishment than them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf5h8b/the_argument_that_a_previous_administration_got/ (jpmoney26)
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If we develop taste- or smell-ivision technology, Rick Rolls will make people vomit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf5g1y/if_we_develop_taste_or_smellivision_technology/ (Deadshock)
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Being a delivery driver before GPS was around must’ve really sucked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf5fed/being_a_delivery_driver_before_gps_was_around/ (Civiltea)
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Blind people with synesthesia can totally «see» colors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf5b3q/blind_people_with_synesthesia_can_totally_see/ (eLKeiaRo)
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There are two types of people. Those who control their Monopoly peice, and those who impersonate it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf5abg/there_are_two_types_of_people_those_who_control/ (TheRealBaconBrian)
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ants and spiders are the same size but people are more scared of spiders

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf59p5/ants_and_spiders_are_the_same_size_but_people_are/ (daylightcoke)
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It's an unspoken couple rule that when you stay in a hotel together the man has to sleep on the side of the bed closet to the door.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf59br/its_an_unspoken_couple_rule_that_when_you_stay_in/ (EyeOfDay)
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There is a day, after which you’ll stop being asked what you wanna be when you grow up, and instead asked what you wanted to be.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf5811/there_is_a_day_after_which_youll_stop_being_asked/ ([deleted])
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Losing your mind and coming to your senses feel eerily similar

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf56tu/losing_your_mind_and_coming_to_your_senses_feel/ (HamboneBanjo)
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Con Air was meant to be watched unironically.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf5628/con_air_was_meant_to_be_watched_unironically/ (Withmyrespect)
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Since earth has finite resources and rocket fuel is non-renewable, there's only a finite number of times we can go to space before running out of fuel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf55r2/since_earth_has_finite_resources_and_rocket_fuel/ (22prateek12)
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Young children aren’t stupid, they’re noobs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf54la/young_children_arent_stupid_theyre_noobs/ (Dragonquack)
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A dimly lit, long, empty hallway, in a school at night, never feels inviting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf54g2/a_dimly_lit_long_empty_hallway_in_a_school_at/ (rfs103181)
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Moths that die flying into fire or shock lamps are real life examples of Icarus.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf5495/moths_that_die_flying_into_fire_or_shock_lamps/ (lawziet)
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You have been in a lot of peoples dreams.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf53ab/you_have_been_in_a_lot_of_peoples_dreams/ (Gapline)
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Dungeons are expensive basements.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf529l/dungeons_are_expensive_basements/ (_MR_COUGHINGTON)
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UwU is the same as quadruple u.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf5224/uwu_is_the_same_as_quadruple_u/ (dxoxud0814)
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AI in movies doesn’t talk weird, it’s just that they express more thoughts than necessary

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf511w/ai_in_movies_doesnt_talk_weird_its_just_that_they/ (TsonK)
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If you have a penis, it doesn't have a definite size. It has a range of potential sizes depending on the situation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf50sg/if_you_have_a_penis_it_doesnt_have_a_definite/ (5olarguru)
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Chances are a distant civilization has already sent a probe through the solar system, but it was too early for us to detect.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf50r2/chances_are_a_distant_civilization_has_already/ (reisolate)
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If you can't look weak that's because you are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf4zzr/if_you_cant_look_weak_thats_because_you_are/ (offeverynight)
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The more season's a t.v show gets the shorter the haircuts of the actor's become.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf4z2n/the_more_seasons_a_tv_show_gets_the_shorter_the/ (joevilla1369)
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Post it notes to remind yourself about. Acceptable. Post it notes to remind somebody else? Passive aggressive ninja tactic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf4xzu/post_it_notes_to_remind_yourself_about_acceptable/ (AswiftTortoise)
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It’s easier to f up something you care about than something you don’t care about

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf4xnu/its_easier_to_f_up_something_you_care_about_than/ (ytdistinct_)
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Upvoting your own post is the Reddit equivalent to laughing at your own joke

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf4x95/upvoting_your_own_post_is_the_reddit_equivalent/ (Osgur-turtle)
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Almost every person who post here post when there not even near their shower

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf4w1t/almost_every_person_who_post_here_post_when_there/ (Willigan69)
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Your personality would probably be completely different if you remembered everything from your baby years

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf4vno/your_personality_would_probably_be_completely/ ([deleted])
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Plants scream when you rip off one of their leaves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf4ug1/plants_scream_when_you_rip_off_one_of_their_leaves/ (shahbanimations)
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No woman will be as good a cook as your mother

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf4sxw/no_woman_will_be_as_good_a_cook_as_your_mother/ (slumpublic)
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Every person you've ever seen, met, thought of takes a shit, even your favorite celebrity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf4snl/every_person_youve_ever_seen_met_thought_of_takes/ (so-many-things-to-do)
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Jealousy is inspired fear, not love

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf4qzk/jealousy_is_inspired_fear_not_love/ ([deleted])
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The only walk of shame some of us have done is putting something back when mom says no.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf4qr4/the_only_walk_of_shame_some_of_us_have_done_is/ (so-many-things-to-do)
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Uncle Scrooge is known to be very stingy when it comes to money but bought a giant house and a bigger bank vault

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf4pf7/uncle_scrooge_is_known_to_be_very_stingy_when_it/ (SiggetSpagget)
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It's curious how as the social medias interfaces was getting darker, the internet has become more and more toxic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf4ou8/its_curious_how_as_the_social_medias_interfaces/ (ara_bella_)
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If you can Air bend precisely, you can Force Choke someone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf4n4g/if_you_can_air_bend_precisely_you_can_force_choke/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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If you are a company you are allowed to trademark loading screens.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf4mrc/if_you_are_a_company_you_are_allowed_to_trademark/ (i_dont_wanna24)
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WELLLLLL l don't know about that but WELLLLLL l'm a southern boy, and down here we do things a bit differently.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf4l2v/wellllll_l_dont_know_about_that_but_wellllll_lm_a/ (HomerPeterHomer)
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If the earth stopped rotating/moving, we would move faster than our normal speeds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf4ke1/if_the_earth_stopped_rotatingmoving_we_would_move/ (BigNibbaDicc)
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Maybe the reason there are so many species of bugs is better their lifespans are so short, which would speed up evolution.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf4kdi/maybe_the_reason_there_are_so_many_species_of/ (Liar_of_partinel)
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A good fart and a bad fart are the same thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf4jfd/a_good_fart_and_a_bad_fart_are_the_same_thing/ (MisterBuzz)
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Tap on glass a few times and 30min later there's a Pizza in front of your door. Modern tech is pretty awesome

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf4gm6/tap_on_glass_a_few_times_and_30min_later_theres_a/ (KingMG210)
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Taking off wet socks feels great, putting on wet socks feels terrible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf4gk4/taking_off_wet_socks_feels_great_putting_on_wet/ (86-Everything)
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You don’t pay companies when you use gift cards, you pay them when you buy the gift cards.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf4g20/you_dont_pay_companies_when_you_use_gift_cards/ (theboiofawesomelel)
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In the UK, ‘bender’ is a slang word for gay, because bend is the opposite of straight

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf4drw/in_the_uk_bender_is_a_slang_word_for_gay_because/ (Coralthesequel)
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a dick measuring 3.14 inches is a πnis

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf4cin/a_dick_measuring_314_inches_is_a_πnis/ (yeahiamrahul)
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Having kids is creating your own NPC

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf4bfk/having_kids_is_creating_your_own_npc/ (moneybot13)
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For some reason,the Title admin and administrator seem to have different meanings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf4bbm/for_some_reasonthe_title_admin_and_administrator/ (Lights-On-Bitch)
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The most exciting part of a conversation is when it’s your turn to talk about yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf4aks/the_most_exciting_part_of_a_conversation_is_when/ (welcometotown)
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There's only 4 blue eyed bees in the Bee Movie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf4a1n/theres_only_4_blue_eyed_bees_in_the_bee_movie/ ([deleted])
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if you were a parent, it would actually be better to find a condom in your son’s room than to not find one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf49h3/if_you_were_a_parent_it_would_actually_be_better/ (kinda-a-fitness-guy)
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If you think big enough, all land masses are islands while simultaneously all oceans are lakes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf495f/if_you_think_big_enough_all_land_masses_are/ (CallousedFlame)
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5 doesn’t feel like an odd number

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf42zx/5_doesnt_feel_like_an_odd_number/ ([deleted])
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The default animal of our animal kingdom

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf410o/the_default_animal_of_our_animal_kingdom/ (yobeet)
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There is no proof that the universe might have just existed since last week.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf3znn/there_is_no_proof_that_the_universe_might_have/ (riyvk-chr)
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Your future partner might not have been born yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf3zlx/your_future_partner_might_not_have_been_born_yet/ (Caughtinjail1)
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Your arm is a grenade launcher

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf3zgt/your_arm_is_a_grenade_launcher/ (That_Dank_Boi_1)
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Hell is a reward for masochists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf3unv/hell_is_a_reward_for_masochists/ (Lostsoul2030)
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Incognito mode is the teacher who says "there are no stupid questions"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf3uic/incognito_mode_is_the_teacher_who_says_there_are/ (TeoLikesReddit)
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Instagram nowadays rarely ever has something instant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf3u8t/instagram_nowadays_rarely_ever_has_something/ (Superuser100)
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Thunder is the natural form of bass.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf3ps6/thunder_is_the_natural_form_of_bass/ (Spartanovich)
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The tricky part about working with a charismatic narcissist is that to many people they will seem like an awesome person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf3n5b/the_tricky_part_about_working_with_a_charismatic/ (Panopticola)
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It's probably the new rookie ghosts that get stuck with "Haunted Hayride" duty

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf3mfg/its_probably_the_new_rookie_ghosts_that_get_stuck/ (Ringoworms)
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Dancing Queen is as old as the first Star Wars movie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf3gxu/dancing_queen_is_as_old_as_the_first_star_wars/ ([deleted])
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At some points clocks are the one noise you stop hearing unless you really try to

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf3gn2/at_some_points_clocks_are_the_one_noise_you_stop/ (Seibzehn17)
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In the future people will think it’s strange that TVs were these big black rectangles they see in old pictures.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf3fra/in_the_future_people_will_think_its_strange_that/ (GGtheGray)
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As cars with self-driving safety features become more widespread, so does the safety of regular cars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf3flv/as_cars_with_selfdriving_safety_features_become/ (Bretherman)
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Watching TV as a kid feels super slow but watching TV as a teenager or older feels super fast

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf3axh/watching_tv_as_a_kid_feels_super_slow_but/ ([deleted])
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If you had an healthbar in real life , that would probably be the most stressing thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf3ajg/if_you_had_an_healthbar_in_real_life_that_would/ (bravska)
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Starvation was probably a big killer for people with depression in pre-industrial societies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf39k9/starvation_was_probably_a_big_killer_for_people/ (mwma0307)
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If your voice sounds so cool in your head imagine how Morgan Freeman's voice sounds in his head

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf38lh/if_your_voice_sounds_so_cool_in_your_head_imagine/ (The-special-one69)
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Modern day witches will probably ride on vacuum cleaners set to reverse instead of broomsticks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf384l/modern_day_witches_will_probably_ride_on_vacuum/ (Noamco)
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Statues in general are probably a bad idea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf37op/statues_in_general_are_probably_a_bad_idea/ (ExistinNotLivin)
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If you step into the ocean, you actually raise the level of the ocean a little bit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf37d8/if_you_step_into_the_ocean_you_actually_raise_the/ (youngmartialartist)
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Monica from friends looks like a female Jared Leto

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf36fh/monica_from_friends_looks_like_a_female_jared_leto/ (ShortRuss)
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The human body can also be used as a prop.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf3617/the_human_body_can_also_be_used_as_a_prop/ (i_dont_wanna24)
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There is an infinite number of parallel universes with infinite possibilities, so if you end up going down the right path of parallel universes, hypothetically, you could, for example, end up living forever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf352k/there_is_an_infinite_number_of_parallel_universes/ (no-nope-nay)
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In their twenties and lower, people cared what others thought about them. In their thirties and forties, they stopped caring. In their fifties and sixties, they realized others never thought of them in the first place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf32vo/in_their_twenties_and_lower_people_cared_what/ ([deleted])
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Kim possible and Batman have the same powers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf32u9/kim_possible_and_batman_have_the_same_powers/ (kingofspades_95)
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Alchemists and tea makers are the same, they both mix bee puke, water and an herb from a big assortment and infuse them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf32rt/alchemists_and_tea_makers_are_the_same_they_both/ (Patrick_mc_08)
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Trying to explosives for a cheap price is literally getting the most bang for your buck

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf32ad/trying_to_explosives_for_a_cheap_price_is/ (Dino-Dillan)
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You could use Honey on Squarespace.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf326h/you_could_use_honey_on_squarespace/ (OwlerDuder)
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There are people who have posted thoughts in here who have actually never had a shower.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf2zxq/there_are_people_who_have_posted_thoughts_in_here/ (lukasday88)
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If 'ou remove a quarter of e word in 'e sentence, add few apostrophes, 't will look like 'e old English.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf2zr1/if_ou_remove_a_quarter_of_e_word_in_e_sentence/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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Western teen dramas in which actors who're clearly grown adults play supposedly teenaged characters is the direct opposite of anime characters who're canonically 500 years old but for some reason have the physical appearance of a child

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf2z2c/western_teen_dramas_in_which_actors_whore_clearly/ (gay_KL)
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If your voice sounds bad in recording , imagine how bad commentators must feel listening to an event/game they commented in for a few hours straight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf2y4x/if_your_voice_sounds_bad_in_recording_imagine_how/ (The-special-one69)
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Deaf Dogs Must See Everything as a Silent Film.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf2v9u/deaf_dogs_must_see_everything_as_a_silent_film/ (lkalman0526)
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There's probably no ejection seats in helicopters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf2stp/theres_probably_no_ejection_seats_in_helicopters/ (britonica)
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Human beings learn by example, instruction, and imitation, so in a sense we are a universal set of partial mirrors which are segmented into sets of information packets and sets of other people that references its own structure for instructions on how to exhibit the rules we contain

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf2sri/human_beings_learn_by_example_instruction_and/ (naanoso)
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Al Capone was a real life comic book character.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf2rmt/al_capone_was_a_real_life_comic_book_character/ (i_dont_wanna24)
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60 mins sounds a lot longer than an hour

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf2qnj/60_mins_sounds_a_lot_longer_than_an_hour/ (Craftycorecreep)
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The world could be pixelated, but we just don't know because we can't zoom in without moving closer to things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf2pls/the_world_could_be_pixelated_but_we_just_dont/ (SpiritszOfficial)
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Maybe if humans said please , pets would obey our commands

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf2p09/maybe_if_humans_said_please_pets_would_obey_our/ (Seedpound)
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The reason people hate Spider-Man is because he’s so inconsistent in saving people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf2opf/the_reason_people_hate_spiderman_is_because_hes/ (Speedy_Boots)
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There are a lot of simple tips ,that work for sure, but they aren't being shared because ,once it is outside, everyone will know it and it can be easily bypassed and it won't work anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf2mje/there_are_a_lot_of_simple_tips_that_work_for_sure/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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The nearest planet to the sun is not the hottest. The farthest planet from the sun is not the coldest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf2laz/the_nearest_planet_to_the_sun_is_not_the_hottest/ (IshkaPt)
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In restaurants, you realize they never give a spork

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf2l86/in_restaurants_you_realize_they_never_give_a_spork/ (failed_vibe-check)
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A restaurant’s specialty sauce is probably just two other sauces mixed together

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf2kjr/a_restaurants_specialty_sauce_is_probably_just/ (AllDay4547)
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The least popular person in the movie/show you're watching is still probably WAY more popular than you are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf2ka0/the_least_popular_person_in_the_movieshow_youre/ (JeF4y)
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Japan is a former bully (WWII) , who changed his way of life and became a good class clown who tries to make everyone laugh ; but is actually depressed inside.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf2jrf/japan_is_a_former_bully_wwii_who_changed_his_way/ (Meowmeow500)
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Spork exist only because someone probably didn’t want to use two utensils

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf2ig1/spork_exist_only_because_someone_probably_didnt/ (failed_vibe-check)
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Few things feel as empowering as randomly opening the book right on the page the teacher told you to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf2i1i/few_things_feel_as_empowering_as_randomly_opening/ (Flame-Blast)
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Human beings learn by example, instruction, and imitation, so in a sense we are partial mirrors of information and other people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf2fsl/human_beings_learn_by_example_instruction_and/ ([deleted])
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There is no difference between advanced sarcasm and a stupid statement.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf2eke/there_is_no_difference_between_advanced_sarcasm/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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The lifespan of a bullet is mostly peaceful.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf2c9h/the_lifespan_of_a_bullet_is_mostly_peaceful/ (PineCandle15)
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Many people you interacted with on the internet might be dead

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf2c83/many_people_you_interacted_with_on_the_internet/ (Honk-de-boob)
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Part of the reason why flossing is correlated with better dental health might be: that people who take the trouble to floss are already the kind of people who are more likely to take better care of their teeth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf2baf/part_of_the_reason_why_flossing_is_correlated/ (overgamified)
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Hearing how a friend describes you to their friends can make or break that friendship

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf280c/hearing_how_a_friend_describes_you_to_their/ (Trask37)
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A starfish is an asexual predator

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf27h0/a_starfish_is_an_asexual_predator/ (TheGlen)
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Snapchat feature which notifies the receiver that the sender is typing something is totally useless. Neither the sender nor the receiver is interested letting it known and being notified respectively.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf25kt/snapchat_feature_which_notifies_the_receiver_that/ (lordkushagra)
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If Russia is the motherland and Germany is the fatherland then the eastern front was domestic abuse

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf231h/if_russia_is_the_motherland_and_germany_is_the/ (-A_Singular_Brick-)
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If Pinocchio had wooden pants, then when he turned into a real boy, Pinocchio might not have had a dick.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf22gu/if_pinocchio_had_wooden_pants_then_when_he_turned/ (pandaheart927)
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The mind is an observer of thoughts, not of its own, but of its subconscious.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf20l9/the_mind_is_an_observer_of_thoughts_not_of_its/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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If you consider yourself to be a great conversationalist because you can dominate the discussion by talking at length, you're probably a terrible conversationalist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf1w6x/if_you_consider_yourself_to_be_a_great/ (zevHS)
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When it comes to parenting, screaming and raising your voice have two totally different meanings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf1vju/when_it_comes_to_parenting_screaming_and_raising/ (Lights-On-Bitch)
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No country has a square flag.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf1udg/no_country_has_a_square_flag/ (frdesrepr)
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Peace will only come into existence when we stop analyzing and assuming and start observing our actions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf1txi/peace_will_only_come_into_existence_when_we_stop/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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A door can be considered as part of a wall or a hole in it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf1syt/a_door_can_be_considered_as_part_of_a_wall_or_a/ (Momchil_Chill)
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The older you get, getting carded for alcohol starts to feel less embarrassing and more like a compliment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf1r3c/the_older_you_get_getting_carded_for_alcohol/ (BiscuitInFlight)
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If bugs made high pitch squeals when they were squished, people would feel much more conflicted about killing them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf1qrg/if_bugs_made_high_pitch_squeals_when_they_were/ (_BenBdaMan_)
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You only notice the cup you use for brushing your teeth is dirty when it’s too late.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf1poh/you_only_notice_the_cup_you_use_for_brushing_your/ (Stt022)
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Plants that require pollinators to fruit ONLY have threesomes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf1ow2/plants_that_require_pollinators_to_fruit_only/ (horheezusbobeezus)
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Spiderman wouldn’t be that great away from the big cities with skyscrapers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf1odu/spiderman_wouldnt_be_that_great_away_from_the_big/ (Stephen-X-Smith)
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Spiders are always on the floor from their perspective

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf1ocp/spiders_are_always_on_the_floor_from_their/ (TeoLikesReddit)
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Sea-glass is collectable, but sea-plastic is garbage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf1nwm/seaglass_is_collectable_but_seaplastic_is_garbage/ (VirgilFox)
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Children can be made by mistake but every hamburger ever created was intentional.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf1l3l/children_can_be_made_by_mistake_but_every/ (ChrisTaliaferro)
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It's more easy to notice others doing something wrong than you doing something wrong yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf1k41/its_more_easy_to_notice_others_doing_something/ (Ringsofthekings)
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Your siblings could've been you and vice versa.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf1jol/your_siblings_couldve_been_you_and_vice_versa/ (Jiljaaan)
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Social media is to socializing what porn is to sex

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf1jgl/social_media_is_to_socializing_what_porn_is_to_sex/ (MarcusQuintus)
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Once you begin paying for hair products in order to prevent baldness, you no longer own your hair. You’re renting it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf1igt/once_you_begin_paying_for_hair_products_in_order/ (KvotheOfTheHill)
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Rickrolling was invented by Rick Astley to increase his video views. And He succeeded.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf1iec/rickrolling_was_invented_by_rick_astley_to/ (abdozoza357)
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Ding dong ditching houses has been compromised, ironically by doorbells.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf1hgi/ding_dong_ditching_houses_has_been_compromised/ (DipSnuff)
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Accents are font settings for your mouth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf1ec8/accents_are_font_settings_for_your_mouth/ (jeqni)
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Superman is described as "faster than a speeding bullet". But there is no such thing as a slow moving bullet...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf1dtf/superman_is_described_as_faster_than_a_speeding/ (vanilla-bean1)
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At a certain age, your penis will probably start to look a lot like your father's.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf1doi/at_a_certain_age_your_penis_will_probably_start/ (nick_dugget)
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Just like energy, money can't really be lost, only converted or transferred.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf1dkq/just_like_energy_money_cant_really_be_lost_only/ (mewmewgoo)
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Uber eats is the CVS of digital receipts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf1bg7/uber_eats_is_the_cvs_of_digital_receipts/ (DrPupipance)
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“Can’t ______ to save his life” doesn’t seem like a very high bar anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf1bb0/cant_to_save_his_life_doesnt_seem_like_a_very/ (PM_Me_Your_URL)
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The Romans and Greeks were so meta that they started questioning life itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf1aeq/the_romans_and_greeks_were_so_meta_that_they/ (RicardoMilossGoa)
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At some point in his life, every Charles has to choose whether he is Charlie, Chuck or Chad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf1a0l/at_some_point_in_his_life_every_charles_has_to/ (BandaidPuppet)
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It's annoying when you forget what you wanted to Google, but if your memory is so bad that you even forget that you wanted to Google at all, then you're OK.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hf19ea/its_annoying_when_you_forget_what_you_wanted_to/ (Breeze_in_the_Trees)
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The word 'spicy' reminds people more of pepper than cinnamon despite them both being spices.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heps6n/the_word_spicy_reminds_people_more_of_pepper_than/ (Marksman76)
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Pigs are adorable. Cops are more like Wasps.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hepoxs/pigs_are_adorable_cops_are_more_like_wasps/ (DJAndrewCharles)
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If sleep was a recreational drug rather than a biological necessity, it would probably be seen as highly dangerous.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heplfh/if_sleep_was_a_recreational_drug_rather_than_a/ (Retrac752)
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Depression awareness media that is depressingly toned just adds fuel to the fire.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hepk6m/depression_awareness_media_that_is_depressingly/ (apinchofpinches)
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Meditating during summer and feeling and resisting the sensations on your body is a great way to let a mosquito bite you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hepjrt/meditating_during_summer_and_feeling_and/ (ShacksawRidge)
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No one wants to think about the fact that you can definitely get your life wrong and waste the one chance you will ever have at sentience.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hepjeo/no_one_wants_to_think_about_the_fact_that_you_can/ (ResponsibleCity5)
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If humans are a cancer to the planet. We are the only cancer that kills itself to protect its host.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hepicg/if_humans_are_a_cancer_to_the_planet_we_are_the/ (LateCryptographer)
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When you think about pain you actually feel it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hephhk/when_you_think_about_pain_you_actually_feel_it/ (Wavjoi)
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It’s interesting how much medical operations, require the patient to be as close to a dummy as possible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hephci/its_interesting_how_much_medical_operations/ (Arepo-)
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Diarrhea in your pants is more understandable than taking a solid shit in your pants.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hepfea/diarrhea_in_your_pants_is_more_understandable/ (JuanToTray)
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Fish is the only thing that can acceptably be killed in cartoons.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hepf1c/fish_is_the_only_thing_that_can_acceptably_be/ (Al25fcp)
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It’s oddly upsetting when you enjoy a television program with advertisements that are clearly targeted towards a different demographic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hepcbe/its_oddly_upsetting_when_you_enjoy_a_television/ (OceanicLemur)
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A single note could make or break a song. Imagine if your favorite song had a single different note.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hepahu/a_single_note_could_make_or_break_a_song_imagine/ (coopdog900)
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The tongue is so soft, but cuts like a knife

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hepaff/the_tongue_is_so_soft_but_cuts_like_a_knife/ (Saltykissessandytoes)
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A story spreads just as quickly on the internet, whether it is the truth or a lie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hep9hr/a_story_spreads_just_as_quickly_on_the_internet/ (ExtendedDeadline)
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You could have encountered a random person you fapped to and not realized it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hep97s/you_could_have_encountered_a_random_person_you/ (JuanToTray)
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Almost every single person is connected to every other person on their continent by concrete or asphalt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hep7at/almost_every_single_person_is_connected_to_every/ (bag_o_cats)
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Having diarrhea in your pants is more acceptable than taking a solid shit in your pants.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hep4y5/having_diarrhea_in_your_pants_is_more_acceptable/ (JuanToTray)
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The sentence "It's not opposite day" is always correct no matter what and "it's opposite day" is always false.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hep4vz/the_sentence_its_not_opposite_day_is_always/ (AssCumBoi)
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Hide your money with your bills. Nobody wants your bills.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hep2hw/hide_your_money_with_your_bills_nobody_wants_your/ (VerbotenPublish)
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The way the robots will take over is by doing something very annoying so that they get upgraded.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heoz4z/the_way_the_robots_will_take_over_is_by_doing/ (Xeron14)
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You can often judge a book by it's cover because it normally depicts something related to the contents, and that is typically enough information to tell you whether or not it's worth looking at.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heoysp/you_can_often_judge_a_book_by_its_cover_because/ (7jb6)
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Nobody can be 100% sure that they didn’t engage in cannibalism at some point in their entire life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heoy4c/nobody_can_be_100_sure_that_they_didnt_engage_in/ (Bradt1977)
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We've been stealing the food of bees for centuries to smear it on our bread.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heoxwg/weve_been_stealing_the_food_of_bees_for_centuries/ (Dr_Misfit)
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The hallucinogen mushrooms from plants vs zombies would actually work in that scenario even if it seemed a little far fetched when we were kids

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heowfg/the_hallucinogen_mushrooms_from_plants_vs_zombies/ (flamingpiggy)
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Treason is the "we have power to determine what's a crime; you don't like it? that's a crime" crime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heov72/treason_is_the_we_have_power_to_determine_whats_a/ (luminarium)
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We all sleep better thanks to Google not offering a night Streetview option.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heouxd/we_all_sleep_better_thanks_to_google_not_offering/ (Likesorangejuice)
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a 2 dimensional civilization would have 1 dimensional waifus

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heoubo/a_2_dimensional_civilization_would_have_1/ (Novacado)
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The world would look better if people didn't restrict their property, hide fields and rivers, hidden behind walls and giant bushes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heotip/the_world_would_look_better_if_people_didnt/ (Livsabeast)
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You could have been rained on by water that you previously urinated.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heor6x/you_could_have_been_rained_on_by_water_that_you/ (libertysailor)
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If you smell your farts, you're putting your farts back into your body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heop3s/if_you_smell_your_farts_youre_putting_your_farts/ (Currynrice9728)
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It was a dick move for Noah to let mosquitoes on the arc

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heoodk/it_was_a_dick_move_for_noah_to_let_mosquitoes_on/ (the-notsogrim-reaper)
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Your nut is your dads nut.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heoo0u/your_nut_is_your_dads_nut/ (Larry-loves-you)
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We show more sympathy to rich celebrities than we do for the average person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heomhq/we_show_more_sympathy_to_rich_celebrities_than_we/ (somkkeshav555)
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Mayonnaise is bread moisturizer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heom88/mayonnaise_is_bread_moisturizer/ (StackOfCups)
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There must be a man in every country, who has had more sex than any other citizen of that country.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heohnb/there_must_be_a_man_in_every_country_who_has_had/ (Ye_kya)
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Not giving a shit about NPCs in videogames must be what it’s like to be a sociopath in real life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heohmj/not_giving_a_shit_about_npcs_in_videogames_must/ (guitharma)
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When you comment without reading the article you are manufacturing fake news

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heog0h/when_you_comment_without_reading_the_article_you/ (river_runn)
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Life is a hoax to sell more insurance

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heofg7/life_is_a_hoax_to_sell_more_insurance/ (eggo-wafle)
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The amount that people train themselves to eat at a meal is probably most dependant on how big their plates and bowls are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heoewc/the_amount_that_people_train_themselves_to_eat_at/ (175-grams)
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Some kids somewhere died because they were in a life or death situation and screamed for help at night/in a forest and the person who heard them was spooked by the cries of children at night and booked it thinking it was ghosts or something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heoeap/some_kids_somewhere_died_because_they_were_in_a/ (Daniels_2003)
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Baby teeth literally push their way through skin, so a closeup video of that process might be scarier than special effects in sci fi horror films.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heody3/baby_teeth_literally_push_their_way_through_skin/ (Bawonga)
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There are probably people in CHAZ that don't want to be there, but aren't allowed to leave

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heobme/there_are_probably_people_in_chaz_that_dont_want/ (-PringlesMan-)
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Going by the "# of Tide Pods Swallowed" metric, humans are the least intelligent form of life in the known universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heoacy/going_by_the_of_tide_pods_swallowed_metric_humans/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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The death of fictional characters like Albus Dumbledore likely cause more grief overall than your actual death will

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heo9w2/the_death_of_fictional_characters_like_albus/ (suaffle)
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Human hair is a renewable resource

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heo7xd/human_hair_is_a_renewable_resource/ (MagneticMystery)
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If you look at a surface/object, you can instantly imagine how the texture would feel on your tongue, even without touching it beforehand. [CRAZY]

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heo7lp/if_you_look_at_a_surfaceobject_you_can_instantly/ (jgTNM)
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When two people kiss they create a long gastrointestinal tract with an anus at both ends.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heo6x0/when_two_people_kiss_they_create_a_long/ (noiinlove)
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People don’t necessarily like you for who you are, they just like you for who they happen to think you are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heo47v/people_dont_necessarily_like_you_for_who_you_are/ (aliengames666)
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Fake prank videos are still a prank, as the fake prank pranked you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heo3c5/fake_prank_videos_are_still_a_prank_as_the_fake/ (jgTNM)
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Fake prank videos are still a prank, as the fake prank is prancing you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heo2g6/fake_prank_videos_are_still_a_prank_as_the_fake/ ([deleted])
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To be omnipotent seems like a curse, to know everything and everything that has ever happened or will happen. Heaven sounds therefore like hell and hell seems kinda nice as a afterlife with at least some surprises

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heo1ic/to_be_omnipotent_seems_like_a_curse_to_know/ (dangohl)
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We have all probably broken multiple word records, without even knowing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heo1gt/we_have_all_probably_broken_multiple_word_records/ (jgTNM)
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It takes more effort to watch the sunrise than it does to watch the sunset.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/henyrd/it_takes_more_effort_to_watch_the_sunrise_than_it/ (thegreek2388)
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Giorno Giovanna's 3 hair holes could just be his way of ventilation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heny7f/giorno_giovannas_3_hair_holes_could_just_be_his/ (chipmilkdud)
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If you marry a woman who is the mother of your dads wife, you would technically be your own grandfather.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/henwjr/if_you_marry_a_woman_who_is_the_mother_of_your/ (Never-everland)
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Handwriting will eventually become obsolete, and in the distant future, we may unfortunately no longer know how to write.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/henu4p/handwriting_will_eventually_become_obsolete_and/ (imgenerallyaccepted)
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Tenderness is nice until you have it anywhere on your body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hent9g/tenderness_is_nice_until_you_have_it_anywhere_on/ (everett1911)
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Members of Antifa are definitely not able to enjoy Starship Troopers the way the rest of us can

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hent7t/members_of_antifa_are_definitely_not_able_to/ ([deleted])
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Spies don’t need earwigs or hidden microphones to go undercover anymore, they can just use AirPods and they’ll easily blend in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hensy6/spies_dont_need_earwigs_or_hidden_microphones_to/ (kokokat666)
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When something is scarce it becomes more valuable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/henqkc/when_something_is_scarce_it_becomes_more_valuable/ (caspiy)
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The space creatures we are seeing in movies could be actually a part of the brain making a biological prophecy or vision of the human race invading another planets to expand our species survival.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/henq1o/the_space_creatures_we_are_seeing_in_movies_could/ (Lochltar)
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Becoming a workaholic is also a symptom of addiction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/henlf6/becoming_a_workaholic_is_also_a_symptom_of/ (earnest_hemmongwah)
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You are sweating while showering and don’t even know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heng99/you_are_sweating_while_showering_and_dont_even/ (IM-THE-USER)
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Millennials are the ruling class of the internet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/henewa/millennials_are_the_ruling_class_of_the_internet/ (celsius032)
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If a person only knew that each person had to have two parents, it might seem logical to assume the world used to have much more people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/henehp/if_a_person_only_knew_that_each_person_had_to/ (sir_deadlock)
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Get rid of that foreskin ~ G.O.D ( probably )

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hencz7/get_rid_of_that_foreskin_god_probably/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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All our electronic devices are more water proof than we think they are, we're just to afraid to see how waterproof they actually are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/henclf/all_our_electronic_devices_are_more_water_proof/ (FALLOUT_BOY87875)
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Someone had to figure out that chocolate wasnt meant for dogs the hard way

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hen9cg/someone_had_to_figure_out_that_chocolate_wasnt/ (Very-Weird-Person)
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If you have a cat. It's not the pet. You are their pet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hen6x5/if_you_have_a_cat_its_not_the_pet_you_are_their/ ([deleted])
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Homo sapiens are the only species concerned with classifying themselves according to their evolved physical characteristics.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hen5vq/homo_sapiens_are_the_only_species_concerned_with/ (librarianana)
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Movies need an entire crew just to make sure things look like they happened on the same day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hen4r3/movies_need_an_entire_crew_just_to_make_sure/ (ducktonaldfrump)
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You do not ever turn off your eyes, if you close them you will keep seeing and your eyelids will just stop light

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hen4m4/you_do_not_ever_turn_off_your_eyes_if_you_close/ (ABlankShyde)
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If Aang can airbend the air out of our lungs. We will die a excruciating death with no chance of escape.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hen3xz/if_aang_can_airbend_the_air_out_of_our_lungs_we/ (killerign)
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We hate seeing ourselves in pictures, even though our own faces are the first thing we look for

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hen3sn/we_hate_seeing_ourselves_in_pictures_even_though/ (Yan_yanicorn)
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There has been a new Crash Bandicoot game on every Xbox system

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hen3bf/there_has_been_a_new_crash_bandicoot_game_on/ (Freebiesaregreat)
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The difference between Father's Day in a house with one dad vs two is an apostrophe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hen2z1/the_difference_between_fathers_day_in_a_house/ (Exekiel)
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You can't genuinely dance if you're sad. If someone sees you dancing they'll automatically assume you're not sad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hen05v/you_cant_genuinely_dance_if_youre_sad_if_someone/ (nagualdonjuan)
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If someone is beautiful on the outside, but not on the inside, then it’s false advertising

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hemyw3/if_someone_is_beautiful_on_the_outside_but_not_on/ (bolsillo)
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Scripted online videos are to comedy what the WWE is to sports.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hemytk/scripted_online_videos_are_to_comedy_what_the_wwe/ (RockleyBob)
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Life isn't about changing the world anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hemuk6/life_isnt_about_changing_the_world_anymore/ (Lord_Jarl)
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Babe is the dude of relationships

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hemswa/babe_is_the_dude_of_relationships/ (Rocks-Rock)
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The first rule of "project showerthougts" is: You do not ask questions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hemsv9/the_first_rule_of_project_showerthougts_is_you_do/ (thconmypcb)
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PBS stands for Pearls Before Swine

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hemspv/pbs_stands_for_pearls_before_swine/ (hassh)
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Studies show that 1/3rd of fish are mislabeled-so if you are allergic to a certain type of fish, there is a chance you could be eating it without even knowing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hemrxn/studies_show_that_13rd_of_fish_are_mislabeledso/ (Kalajasavakuy)
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Some countries drive on the left side of the road, others on the right. Some languages are read left to right, others right to left. But no matter where you are, righty is always tighty and lefty is always loosey.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hempgc/some_countries_drive_on_the_left_side_of_the_road/ (aDudeUsingReddit)
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You were told you're special... but then again so was everyone else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hemotm/you_were_told_youre_special_but_then_again_so_was/ (VerbotenPublish)
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If you went to the mall instead of the movies your life could have been altered drastically

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hemofa/if_you_went_to_the_mall_instead_of_the_movies/ (Percy_Julian)
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Maybe there really is a hidden map on the back of the Declaration of Independence, but no one has the nerve to ask.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heml8e/maybe_there_really_is_a_hidden_map_on_the_back_of/ (Suicide_24)
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Basic is a basic way of saying Standard. Standard is a standard way of saying Basic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hemjvl/basic_is_a_basic_way_of_saying_standard_standard/ (Psykcha)
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The age of earth is 4.543 billion years and it will be so for our entire lifetime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hemjrt/the_age_of_earth_is_4543_billion_years_and_it/ (thejeshwaran)
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IQ tests are only good at indicating how good you are at IQ tests

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hemhm4/iq_tests_are_only_good_at_indicating_how_good_you/ (OnurZ115)
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If you're not a vegetarian or vegan. You K/D ratio is probably really good

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hemgdj/if_youre_not_a_vegetarian_or_vegan_you_kd_ratio/ (bigmoneykirky)
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Only that person's memories can make you cry who used to make you laugh.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hemfn9/only_that_persons_memories_can_make_you_cry_who/ (256Moin256)
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Yoda can sound normal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hemfce/yoda_can_sound_normal/ (The_Russian_Mark)
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Dogs are smarter than cats, because cats prefer to think inside the box.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hemf7a/dogs_are_smarter_than_cats_because_cats_prefer_to/ (wrongdotcom)
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When our generation gets older, there wont be a stereotype of old people not knowing how to use technology.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hemenm/when_our_generation_gets_older_there_wont_be_a/ (9hokagefanboi)
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For a masochist, hell is a reward and heaven is a punishment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heme4c/for_a_masochist_hell_is_a_reward_and_heaven_is_a/ (Lostsoul2030)
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You automatically start to hate that song you put on your wake up alarm

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hemdxh/you_automatically_start_to_hate_that_song_you_put/ (LegionDriver)
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Our parents and grandparents took nudes and then went to get the film developed by someone else and sent them in the mail.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hemaha/our_parents_and_grandparents_took_nudes_and_then/ (Rekdon)
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Pot edibles are human treats and subject to the same rules.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hem9i1/pot_edibles_are_human_treats_and_subject_to_the/ (MichaelEmouse)
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No food is truly deep fried except for flour/batter and potatoes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hem45m/no_food_is_truly_deep_fried_except_for/ (gundum285)
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“You are shit” and “You ain’t shit” are both insults.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hem1ay/you_are_shit_and_you_aint_shit_are_both_insults/ ([deleted])
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Ironically it’s much easier to use a phone with a wired charger than a wireless one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hem189/ironically_its_much_easier_to_use_a_phone_with_a/ (DoinWhatIGottaDo)
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If men menstruated the blood wouldn't come out of the penis because that is the urethra.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hem0n0/if_men_menstruated_the_blood_wouldnt_come_out_of/ (messyslate)
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You've more than likely already reached the age where you will never be able to enjoy a playground again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/helzn7/youve_more_than_likely_already_reached_the_age/ (therubbabandman)
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Girls are a lot more familiar with the color of blood then guys

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/helyl7/girls_are_a_lot_more_familiar_with_the_color_of/ (TomerHorowitz)
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Characters in TV shows and movies are somehow much better at acting or lying when the audience does not know they are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/helv1f/characters_in_tv_shows_and_movies_are_somehow/ (ThanosIsMyRealFather)
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Hell is a reward for a masochist, while heaven a punishment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heltwo/hell_is_a_reward_for_a_masochist_while_heaven_a/ (Lostsoul2030)
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The only thing you can't pretend to be doing is pretending.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/helrut/the_only_thing_you_cant_pretend_to_be_doing_is/ (bkturley)
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That sharp pain you randomly feel in your organs could be you in a parallel world getting shot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/helru2/that_sharp_pain_you_randomly_feel_in_your_organs/ (Porknelius)
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Melania is the Second Lady.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/helrrg/melania_is_the_second_lady/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Melania is the Third Lady.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/helr9i/melania_is_the_third_lady/ ([deleted])
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Anyone opposed to a fight for equality because they fear they will "lose" something proves that equality never existed in the first place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/helr72/anyone_opposed_to_a_fight_for_equality_because/ (bk3nn3dy1907)
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We are going to have to start putting digital content into our wills.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/helpef/we_are_going_to_have_to_start_putting_digital/ (peteypete78)
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Doing the worm with a boner must be painful

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/helnf8/doing_the_worm_with_a_boner_must_be_painful/ (AngusB3ll3)
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When you share a bag of chips with your friends you’re technically taking turns gangbanging a hole

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/helmyf/when_you_share_a_bag_of_chips_with_your_friends/ (tripled2014)
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The most satisfying part of eating popcorn is getting those kernel pieces out from between your teeth the next day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/helmsk/the_most_satisfying_part_of_eating_popcorn_is/ (Homaosapian)
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If we can cure self-centeredness we could end all human to human conflicts and differences.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/helm03/if_we_can_cure_selfcenteredness_we_could_end_all/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Accordions are to pianos what bagpipes are to flutes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/helgqv/accordions_are_to_pianos_what_bagpipes_are_to/ (2010AZ)
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If only we could relive our lives with the cheat codes unlocked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/helg99/if_only_we_could_relive_our_lives_with_the_cheat/ (SKULLFARMS)
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Fuck is the most versatile word in the English language

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/helfsf/fuck_is_the_most_versatile_word_in_the_english/ (randomguyfromafrica)
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The pain of not having enough pain is still pain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/helf00/the_pain_of_not_having_enough_pain_is_still_pain/ (Homonomore)
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When a dog pees and smells other dog's pee, that is their social media.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heldt1/when_a_dog_pees_and_smells_other_dogs_pee_that_is/ (skivviesaurus)
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We all trust measurements done by just taking our stride length of arm length but when it comes to accurate measurements with a ruler or tape measure none of us accept it without a second attempt

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heldoa/we_all_trust_measurements_done_by_just_taking_our/ (ScottMaBoy)
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Nagging can be very bad for our health so the perfect murder is to get married and whine about every little thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/helbpn/nagging_can_be_very_bad_for_our_health_so_the/ (Lum1nar)
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every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/helavw/every_60_seconds_in_africa_a_minute_passes/ (Kargorok)
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Ashes are fragile & temporary fossils.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hel952/ashes_are_fragile_temporary_fossils/ (58Spruce)
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According to Shirley Temple; alphabet soup has been available since the early thirties.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hel8ae/according_to_shirley_temple_alphabet_soup_has/ (i_dont_wanna24)
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The first half of loading feels slower than the last.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hel81w/the_first_half_of_loading_feels_slower_than_the/ (Airyleech)
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The fact that the Beatles wrote and recorded all their music in only 7 years is an astounding testament to the potential of human productivity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hel6af/the_fact_that_the_beatles_wrote_and_recorded_all/ (Kassme)
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It's really pretty incredible how many historical figures we are somehow familiar with despite never having seen statues of them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hel68j/its_really_pretty_incredible_how_many_historical/ (Stumplestiltzkin)
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Every diner plays the exact same music

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hel3k2/every_diner_plays_the_exact_same_music/ (Pancakeinator11)
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You know someone is talking rubbish when the comedian starts to take notes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hel32e/you_know_someone_is_talking_rubbish_when_the/ (The_Elemental_Master)
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Your phone charges faster, the longer you'd own it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hel1uz/your_phone_charges_faster_the_longer_youd_own_it/ (Emil_Jorgensen05)
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A quart of nothing is probably disingenuous.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hel1su/a_quart_of_nothing_is_probably_disingenuous/ (deadassrhyme)
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The "your picture is in the dictionary next to X" needs to be updates to "your picture shows up when you google X"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hel0sv/the_your_picture_is_in_the_dictionary_next_to_x/ (ShadowDragonMan)
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Mega meter sounds smaller than a Kilometer, but is actually 1000 times longer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hel0ir/mega_meter_sounds_smaller_than_a_kilometer_but_is/ (inquistrinate)
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Wearing a pair of socks for 16 hours is normal but wearing the same pair of unwashed socks 4 times for 4 hours is disgusting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hekyvr/wearing_a_pair_of_socks_for_16_hours_is_normal/ (gingecom)
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Every animated kids show is adorable for kids but scary for teenagers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hekvml/every_animated_kids_show_is_adorable_for_kids_but/ (NoirAzura)
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We’re a lot more confident embarrassing our younger siblings than doing anything else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hekt2x/were_a_lot_more_confident_embarrassing_our/ (St5v9n)
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Immortality would either really help or completely destroy the farming industry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hekr6l/immortality_would_either_really_help_or/ (shithead_magoo)
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The only fish that you have seen a Seagull eat is probably a fish & chips.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hekqap/the_only_fish_that_you_have_seen_a_seagull_eat_is/ (Tim_uk74)
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The Three Stooges would have aged badly if Larry had been named Lester.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hekp7m/the_three_stooges_would_have_aged_badly_if_larry/ (hamstah_huey1)
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Rapunzel must've had a very numb scalp considering the things it lifts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heknij/rapunzel_mustve_had_a_very_numb_scalp_considering/ (bigfeetsmallpp)
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Whether you know it or not, to someone once you were cast the major role.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hekn12/whether_you_know_it_or_not_to_someone_once_you/ (Ashyatom)
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Popping your knuckles is a cooldown ability

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hekmxf/popping_your_knuckles_is_a_cooldown_ability/ (MrMarklay)
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Libraries are the ultimate universities--you can learn anything you want to, all for free.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hekmmm/libraries_are_the_ultimate_universitiesyou_can/ (librarianana)
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People trying to expose karrens of the world are becoming karrens themselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hekmes/people_trying_to_expose_karrens_of_the_world_are/ (crazy_brazy22)
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Deaf people will never understand ASMR

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hekln6/deaf_people_will_never_understand_asmr/ (CuriousPotato123)
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Since lungs aren’t 100% efficient there is a fair chance that some of the atoms from your very first breath are still in you lungs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hekldq/since_lungs_arent_100_efficient_there_is_a_fair/ (thats_kinda_E_P_I_C)
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We don’t need freedom of thought to solve our conflicts, we need freedom from thought.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hekkw6/we_dont_need_freedom_of_thought_to_solve_our/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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The British pubs are reopening on U.S. Independence Day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hekjtd/the_british_pubs_are_reopening_on_us_independence/ (abc-noah-is-me)
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If you punch yourself in the face and it hurts, you are technically very strong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hekisy/if_you_punch_yourself_in_the_face_and_it_hurts/ (Quadraticc)
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If you know something will sound stupid, maybe it is too stupid to be said out loud.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hekhsd/if_you_know_something_will_sound_stupid_maybe_it/ (Quadraticc)
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You can only move your eyes smoothly if your focused on a moving object, otherwise you can only jump focus.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hekho8/you_can_only_move_your_eyes_smoothly_if_your/ (Fizzymilkshake3)
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After you put a certain amount of bumper stickers on your car your opinion is no longer valid to other people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hekh5o/after_you_put_a_certain_amount_of_bumper_stickers/ (MountainMongrel)
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Cloud Strife's hair probably looks that way due to the hardware limitations of the PS1

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hekgzk/cloud_strifes_hair_probably_looks_that_way_due_to/ (IanNBF)
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Businesses don't include return addresses because they don't want junk mail

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hekgbb/businesses_dont_include_return_addresses_because/ (jpetty265)
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Any outfit can be camo, if you're in the right place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hekee0/any_outfit_can_be_camo_if_youre_in_the_right_place/ ([deleted])
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The smartness of a device is technically the ability of how fast a device executes an if-else tree.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heke4y/the_smartness_of_a_device_is_technically_the/ (d_jalan)
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I'd like to think that the witches in the early periods of Christianity are the first feminists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heka3w/id_like_to_think_that_the_witches_in_the_early/ (LittleMsFi)
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Jared apparently misinterpreted the Subway slogan “Eat Fresh”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hek9us/jared_apparently_misinterpreted_the_subway_slogan/ ([deleted])
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Universal Studios has been around for over a century

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hek6k7/universal_studios_has_been_around_for_over_a/ (Koifish_Coyote)
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Having sex doggystyle is something most of us can get behind

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hek6bu/having_sex_doggystyle_is_something_most_of_us_can/ (Makesposters)
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The subconscious mind is a dessert for your youth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hek5o4/the_subconscious_mind_is_a_dessert_for_your_youth/ (_MR_COUGHINGTON)
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Both episodes of Who Shot Mr Burns could have probably been avoided if the grade 4 gerbil had not died.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hek57w/both_episodes_of_who_shot_mr_burns_could_have/ (C0de_LaZar)
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People talk about men trying to suck their own dick but women licking their own vagina is much harder

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hek4sy/people_talk_about_men_trying_to_suck_their_own/ (moneybot13)
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Gorillas don't bodybuild but are extremely muscular, meaning that if we trained a gorilla in bodybuilding, we would create one of the powerful beasts the world has ever seen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hek3hn/gorillas_dont_bodybuild_but_are_extremely/ (Sparticle46)
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Ten years ago we were told to never get in a strangers car and never meet someone over the internet, nowadays we get in stranger's car's who we met over the internet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hek3d7/ten_years_ago_we_were_told_to_never_get_in_a/ (Sparticle46)
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If cussing was as bad as we thought it was when we were younger we’d all be fucked

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hek2z2/if_cussing_was_as_bad_as_we_thought_it_was_when/ (boiiwhohasa55inmath)
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Sometime in the past, the first man got so curious, wondering what pussy tasted like, that he actually convinced a female to let him try, and after the two of them enjoyed the experience, they shared their knowledge with their clan mates, where oral sex then became an oral tradition.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hek2gj/sometime_in_the_past_the_first_man_got_so_curious/ (Krazed-Freeman)
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Whether stairs or an escalators are faster depends on the person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hek222/whether_stairs_or_an_escalators_are_faster/ (DubsAli)
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We have black and white pictures and stories of our grandparents their youth. Our grandchilderen will have a whole social media storage of video’s and photo’s of our youth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hek1oo/we_have_black_and_white_pictures_and_stories_of/ (SunriseNL)
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All clouds are chicken nugget shaped

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hejzgr/all_clouds_are_chicken_nugget_shaped/ (BlanketMage)
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The Golden Rule, “Treat others how you want to be treated” Wouldn’t mix well with suicidal people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hejxds/the_golden_rule_treat_others_how_you_want_to_be/ (ButteredPopcormMan)
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If two or more introspective sailors in the Navy, who happen to be gay, inspect the navel oranges while working kitchen duty, they are Navel-Gazing Naval Gays who Gaze at Navels.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hejxcl/if_two_or_more_introspective_sailors_in_the_navy/ (marrklarr)
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Anything is disposable if you have the money.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hejwz1/anything_is_disposable_if_you_have_the_money/ (plan_with_stan)
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People that insist on doing something the hard way just aren't creative enough to think of a better way of doing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hejwia/people_that_insist_on_doing_something_the_hard/ (trapo98)
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If we didn’t change our clothes, we’d eventually get used to the smell and not think twice about the stains.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hejv9y/if_we_didnt_change_our_clothes_wed_eventually_get/ (Slavic-Indian)
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Ordering pizza is more, if not as satisfying as eating it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hejuwm/ordering_pizza_is_more_if_not_as_satisfying_as/ (Ringsofthekings)
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Thermometers are speedometers for atoms

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hejs5u/thermometers_are_speedometers_for_atoms/ ([deleted])
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Meeting people allows us to mature but losing someone of age makes you realize the importance of your close ones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hejq16/meeting_people_allows_us_to_mature_but_losing/ (glafransvald)
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Intelligent life exists to protect the Earth from the asteroids that can make it past the ozone layer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hejmdp/intelligent_life_exists_to_protect_the_earth_from/ (R_Illest)
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Very common but illogical answer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hejm4u/very_common_but_illogical_answer/ (Siege-Main)
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Spoiling someone at a young age is also a form of abuse as it's sheltering the person from the real world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hejgbk/spoiling_someone_at_a_young_age_is_also_a_form_of/ (somkkeshav555)
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When we finally put humans on mars. We will be at the beginning of the galactic era, which will probably last for thousands of years. Children of the year 4020 will be shocked when they find out we were stuck on one planet for so long

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hejfxw/when_we_finally_put_humans_on_mars_we_will_be_at/ (mayoruger)
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Photos bring back memories of when you were there, but a painting would bring back the memory of you drawing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hejfb6/photos_bring_back_memories_of_when_you_were_there/ (andrewanthonio)
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Technically all digital art is pixel art

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hejevs/technically_all_digital_art_is_pixel_art/ ([deleted])
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We all have free speech until someone of authority abuses their power

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hejdfd/we_all_have_free_speech_until_someone_of/ (Lights-On-Bitch)
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If you went outside and saw a cloud then took a road trip and looked outside, you could be seeing the same cloud you saw before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hejde8/if_you_went_outside_and_saw_a_cloud_then_took_a/ (andrewanthonio)
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A dog saying that they’re speechless is weird for multiple reasons.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hejd7c/a_dog_saying_that_theyre_speechless_is_weird_for/ (krstykrbpizza)
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Your heartbeat is a countdown to the end of your life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hejd21/your_heartbeat_is_a_countdown_to_the_end_of_your/ (ty1ercommando)
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If you took a photo everyday then put every photo in a photo album and wrote what happened each day, you’ve just made a book about yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hejana/if_you_took_a_photo_everyday_then_put_every_photo/ ([deleted])
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The future is often associated with flying cars, even though we technically already have flying cars

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hej8id/the_future_is_often_associated_with_flying_cars/ (elchucho111)
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You get more done when procrastinating than when you're not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hej82x/you_get_more_done_when_procrastinating_than_when/ (VitalityVixen)
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Nothing is as annoying as people who use wash cloths to wash dishes and dish cloths to wash themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hej7z5/nothing_is_as_annoying_as_people_who_use_wash/ (oneidamojo)
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If you own an orchard, money does grow on trees

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hej7oq/if_you_own_an_orchard_money_does_grow_on_trees/ (TheStudyOfWombology)
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Right now, Farting is more socially acceptable than Sneezing in public.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hej57x/right_now_farting_is_more_socially_acceptable/ (OverexposedPotato)
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Learning that your blood pressure is too high causes your blood pressure to rise

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hej2ok/learning_that_your_blood_pressure_is_too_high/ (VoiceOfSoftware)
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Prostitution is more like trade of consent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hej1ye/prostitution_is_more_like_trade_of_consent/ (GyaneAryan)
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If any other animal at all was as intelligent as us, we’d be doomed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hej1eg/if_any_other_animal_at_all_was_as_intelligent_as/ (AGroupofThisIsCalled)
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We became the most powerful species because we forgot how to be animals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hej00f/we_became_the_most_powerful_species_because_we/ (Giamm2)
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Cops can take a still from a video, identify a partial t-shirt logo and track it to Etsy to find the person who set a police car on fire. But if your property gets stolen, they will tell you they can’t help you find it because the truth is they don’t actually work for you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heiygq/cops_can_take_a_still_from_a_video_identify_a/ (_justinm307)
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Dance in Martian society will evolve to suit low gravity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heiyb3/dance_in_martian_society_will_evolve_to_suit_low/ (shawarmament)
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Sherlock Holmes is probably directly responsible for every search function being represented with a magnifying glass

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heixwc/sherlock_holmes_is_probably_directly_responsible/ (CucumberGod)
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Even if you meet 100,000 people in your lifetime 99.999% wont have even known of your existence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heixvh/even_if_you_meet_100000_people_in_your_lifetime/ (Calloom_03)
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If humans do achieve immortality, then they probably will try to find a way to become mortal again. Think of overpopulation, diseases that leave us powerless, financial and emotional suffering. Since these last forever, humans will eventually have to find a way to die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heiwz3/if_humans_do_achieve_immortality_then_they/ (Cattrovert)
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Chameleons walking have the same energy as the elderly walking

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heiwre/chameleons_walking_have_the_same_energy_as_the/ (bahleg)
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Both alcohol and coffee are thought of as adult drinks, yet they cause adults to behave like children

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heiw4l/both_alcohol_and_coffee_are_thought_of_as_adult/ (CountDwarfKnock)
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A compliment from a total stranger is more memorable than one from someone close to you, while an insult from someone close to you is more memorable than one from a total stranger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heiv42/a_compliment_from_a_total_stranger_is_more/ (falconwolverine)
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In cartoon universes, race cars have an extra gear that only becomes available when the driver becomes more determined.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heiquk/in_cartoon_universes_race_cars_have_an_extra_gear/ (Happy_Each_Day)
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Maybe there are actual ninjas that we haven't met yet because they're so good at what they do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heiq88/maybe_there_are_actual_ninjas_that_we_havent_met/ (pyritejet)
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Chairs are mankind's way of apologizing to itself for learning to stand up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heipgm/chairs_are_mankinds_way_of_apologizing_to_itself/ (JMStheKing)
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Q Anon Movement Believers are very naive people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heip6t/q_anon_movement_believers_are_very_naive_people/ (mrsabado7)
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If your Cake Day falls on Pie Day (3/14), you’ll get your just desserts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heiner/if_your_cake_day_falls_on_pie_day_314_youll_get/ (marrklarr)
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Soothing music actually helps you fall asfjebruchnxjsj

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heimc0/soothing_music_actually_helps_you_fall/ (kinipoop)
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Cartoons have completely influenced our knowledge of what certain animals eat/like. For most cats, cows milk causes diarrhea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heiks1/cartoons_have_completely_influenced_our_knowledge/ (Empress_Aj)
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We eat pizza from the inside out...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heik2s/we_eat_pizza_from_the_inside_out/ (baileyoc0508)
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People (NPCs) drive worse in the rain because their brainpower has to be offset to make up for the increased memory usage by the weather effects.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heiia6/people_npcs_drive_worse_in_the_rain_because_their/ (travisnotcool)
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Everything in the universe is either an apple or not an apple.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heif59/everything_in_the_universe_is_either_an_apple_or/ (cambhonest)
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Most master-racers are an embarrasment for their native language

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heieis/most_masterracers_are_an_embarrasment_for_their/ (BigKahoona420)
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We calculated so much and so much that when we threw a customized rock into the outer space it landed on a different fucking planet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heie1p/we_calculated_so_much_and_so_much_that_when_we/ (Ye_kya)
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In the moment, an idiot believes they are making the right decision.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heidt3/in_the_moment_an_idiot_believes_they_are_making/ (Zonavabeesh)
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Male pattern baldness can eventually leave you with three hair style choices: Skinhead, buzz cut or mad professor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heicf2/male_pattern_baldness_can_eventually_leave_you/ ([deleted])
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Haram in the streets, Halal in the sheets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heib9h/haram_in_the_streets_halal_in_the_sheets/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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A high percentage of before after commercials probably have the before and after pictures interchanged

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heiapz/a_high_percentage_of_before_after_commercials/ (blackpipal)
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There is more than 0% chances that your actions have lead to a series of other actions that lead to something very bad

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hei7ga/there_is_more_than_0_chances_that_your_actions/ (The_Demonotiser)
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when you take a picture it’s just freezing your reflection

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hei5sz/when_you_take_a_picture_its_just_freezing_your/ (fatherconnor420)
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Waters flavour is it’s temperature..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hei5d4/waters_flavour_is_its_temperature/ (Choasty)
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SILPH Corporation's decision to never make a reusable poke ball was a brilliant capitalist move

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hei4ce/silph_corporations_decision_to_never_make_a/ (magnanimous14)
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The higher you are, the harder you fall

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hei497/the_higher_you_are_the_harder_you_fall/ (Craftycorecreep)
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Insulting a minority is considered a lot worse than insulting the majority of people, even though insulting the majority offends more people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hei312/insulting_a_minority_is_considered_a_lot_worse/ (IAmASiberianHusky)
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Eventually, we'll have to redesign captcha as AI becomes more advanced

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hei2mh/eventually_well_have_to_redesign_captcha_as_ai/ (Craftycorecreep)
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Floating in water is at the interval of two states of matter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hei0pn/floating_in_water_is_at_the_interval_of_two/ (Craftycorecreep)
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Technically, all points on Earth are below sea level, depending on which side of the planet you’re measuring from.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hei05b/technically_all_points_on_earth_are_below_sea/ (ishipkatarazuko)
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You’re always quoting yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hehznk/youre_always_quoting_yourself/ (Quality_Cucumber)
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Phоtоgrаphic mеmоry is fundаmеntаlly scrееnshоt mеmоry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hehzj0/phоtоgrаphic_mеmоry_is_fundаmеntаlly_scrееnshоt/ (256Moin256)
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It's a difficult feat of game design to make a game unrealistic enough to compensate for the advantages of guns over swords

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hehz2a/its_a_difficult_feat_of_game_design_to_make_a/ (MrSluagh)
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Cocaine and coca cola are the only two things that got the same nickname "coke" derived from cocaine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hehy2i/cocaine_and_coca_cola_are_the_only_two_things/ (DueTry9)
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A scramble is a failed omelet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hehxqe/a_scramble_is_a_failed_omelet/ (wastelandtx)
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With so many people in the world there is at least one set of former schoolmates who still laugh at the "loser" from their class

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hehvgq/with_so_many_people_in_the_world_there_is_at/ (jsmitter)
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1.58 metres is equal to 5.18 feet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hehvay/158_metres_is_equal_to_518_feet/ (Benjamin_Stark)
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If Garmadon hadn’t got bitten by the Great Devourer and Lloyd didn’t open the Serpentine tombs, most of Ninjago wouldn’t have happened.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hehtm5/if_garmadon_hadnt_got_bitten_by_the_great/ (StarWarsIsDaBest12)
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Strafing is a really normal action in games but it feels really awkward to do in real life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hehthr/strafing_is_a_really_normal_action_in_games_but/ (junu944)
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Whenever we're told not to do something, it's all we can think about doing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heht2q/whenever_were_told_not_to_do_something_its_all_we/ (Craftycorecreep)
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Nobody really knows what the biggest shit ever taken looks like

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hehroo/nobody_really_knows_what_the_biggest_shit_ever/ (pussmonster69)
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If Earth was actually flat everyone would get pulled into the middle by gravity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hehq7a/if_earth_was_actually_flat_everyone_would_get/ (SometimesIAmCorrect)
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If Earth was actually flat everyone would get pulled into the centre by gravity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heho95/if_earth_was_actually_flat_everyone_would_get/ ([deleted])
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There are only so many genetic combinations on earth, so it’s possible an exact clone of you will exist in the future or had existed in the past.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hehnlo/there_are_only_so_many_genetic_combinations_on/ (Pwesidential_Debate)
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Rubik's cubes can be used as storage units with different color combination on each face representing a value

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hehm70/rubiks_cubes_can_be_used_as_storage_units_with/ (gp886)
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Having children provides a decades long refresher course in elementary education.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hehkwh/having_children_provides_a_decades_long_refresher/ ([deleted])
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Everything you do is contributing to the heat death of the universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hehkba/everything_you_do_is_contributing_to_the_heat/ (inconspeakuous)
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When we get older telling our crush we like them becomes less awkward then being in the elevator with a stranger

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hehjxb/when_we_get_older_telling_our_crush_we_like_them/ (Ime3)
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The difference between people watching and creeping is the size of your target audience.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hehiqu/the_difference_between_people_watching_and/ (RobertGBradley)
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We’re born to die, but to make us feel even we came up with the big man waiting for us in heaven

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hehi9m/were_born_to_die_but_to_make_us_feel_even_we_came/ ([deleted])
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People with an extra chromosome actually have over a trillion extra ones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hehhym/people_with_an_extra_chromosome_actually_have/ (UneducatedPerson)
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When you have only one option, you have none

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hehhdl/when_you_have_only_one_option_you_have_none/ (ballstosay)
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It's highly appreciated when we read a book but it is looked down on when we read on our phones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hehfzv/its_highly_appreciated_when_we_read_a_book_but_it/ (GrunkleStan156)
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Padme would probably not have been a good mother since she lost the will to survive even though she was giving birth to two kids

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hehdlj/padme_would_probably_not_have_been_a_good_mother/ (2JDestroBot)
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Technically, most videogames characters beat every enemy first try, regardless of difficulty

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hehbt6/technically_most_videogames_characters_beat_every/ ([deleted])
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Cringe wasn't used very much prior to the internet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hehbm1/cringe_wasnt_used_very_much_prior_to_the_internet/ (Seedpound)
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When you eat the food in your mouth is delicious, but once you take it out it becomes kinda disgusting putting it back in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hehbev/when_you_eat_the_food_in_your_mouth_is_delicious/ (grifs00r)
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We can guess how recent a photo is if the people in them are wearing masks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hehb8b/we_can_guess_how_recent_a_photo_is_if_the_people/ (orangefruit1)
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One reason why people are ignorant about the medical field is because their parents lied to them as kids telling them they were allergic to candy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hehawr/one_reason_why_people_are_ignorant_about_the/ (jsmitter)
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Somebody made a car that caused hentai

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hehasx/somebody_made_a_car_that_caused_hentai/ (Chick3nsWings)
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If a river runs from one side of a penisula to the other, it technically creates an island

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heha3y/if_a_river_runs_from_one_side_of_a_penisula_to/ (V-I-VII)
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You could be Fapping to hentai girl voice acted by a male

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heh94r/you_could_be_fapping_to_hentai_girl_voice_acted/ (Clumsy-_-Phoenix)
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A blind persons electricity bill must be low.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heh93l/a_blind_persons_electricity_bill_must_be_low/ (nassen11)
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The older people get, the less they have the “live like there’s no tomorrow” mindset even though, statistically, they’re more likely to die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heh8ng/the_older_people_get_the_less_they_have_the_live/ (kind-strangers)
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Eminem and Cardi B are complete opposites because of a song has Eminem in it, it’s 10 times better but if a song has Cardi B in it, it’s 10 times worse

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heh8jc/eminem_and_cardi_b_are_complete_opposites_because/ ([deleted])
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All the Earths and ecosystems problems started because some monkies learned how to throw rocks...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heh6jf/all_the_earths_and_ecosystems_problems_started/ (Maras123)
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White noise is loud silence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heh6ah/white_noise_is_loud_silence/ (TolstoyInSpace)
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Every wooden telephone pole on earth was once a tree

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heh5m0/every_wooden_telephone_pole_on_earth_was_once_a/ (j0hnk50)
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You know you're lonely when the only person that will talk to you is you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heh3pz/you_know_youre_lonely_when_the_only_person_that/ (StraightWhiteMale99)
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Every fight in DOOM is a boss fight

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heh0tp/every_fight_in_doom_is_a_boss_fight/ (YetiSpaghetti24)
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There is someone out there who is literally the average person and they don’t know

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hegz9n/there_is_someone_out_there_who_is_literally_the/ (JacksonStrange)
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There's little room for part timers on the internet anymore. You either go all in or you're road kill on the information super highway.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hegz0c/theres_little_room_for_part_timers_on_the/ (VerbotenPublish)
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If your SO's first love/crush was on a celebrity, then they settled for you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hegywf/if_your_sos_first_lovecrush_was_on_a_celebrity/ (BlueVendingMachine)
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AFTER you turn 25 , a CHRISTMAS CAKE becomes a NORMAL CAKE WITH DECORATION.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hegy0k/after_you_turn_25_a_christmas_cake_becomes_a/ (Meowmeow500)
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It’s entirely possible that secret organizations in movies do exist, and they were put in the movie to have their organization associated with a fictional world rather than our real world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hegxoa/its_entirely_possible_that_secret_organizations/ (Incognito_Tomato)
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If obituaries are to be believed, terrible people almost never die. Only a long list of wonderful people who brighten the world & were loved by everyone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hegxl4/if_obituaries_are_to_be_believed_terrible_people/ (silkworth20)
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"The sun will shine again" is a lot less uplifting for vampires

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hegwrs/the_sun_will_shine_again_is_a_lot_less_uplifting/ (MisterSimple1)
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Ace Ventura tried to warn us about bats 25 years ago.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hegw8p/ace_ventura_tried_to_warn_us_about_bats_25_years/ (Bluecrabby)
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Birds could be cursing at us and we’d still enjoy it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hegvfb/birds_could_be_cursing_at_us_and_wed_still_enjoy/ (T0by6065)
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Plants eat themselves to live

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heguzi/plants_eat_themselves_to_live/ (sleepysloth024)
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You can see how far a society has progressed by how comfortable their clothing is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hegtzf/you_can_see_how_far_a_society_has_progressed_by/ (_The_Singularity_)
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as timmy turner never explicitly wished for physical endowment he probably was packing some serious meat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hegtn6/as_timmy_turner_never_explicitly_wished_for/ (rikolafafel)
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If you have to explain what you are doing is not against the law, it's most likely much less creepy to just not offer an explanation at all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hegsoy/if_you_have_to_explain_what_you_are_doing_is_not/ (sinabey)
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If you're ever naked in public, it's actually a better idea to just cover your face.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hegqkt/if_youre_ever_naked_in_public_its_actually_a/ (ChamikaCSA)
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someone made up dinosaur noises and we all just accepted it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hegq40/someone_made_up_dinosaur_noises_and_we_all_just/ (charlieril13)
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If a male and female orgasm was required for pregnancy, we would have a much smaller population.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hegnn2/if_a_male_and_female_orgasm_was_required_for/ (MrNobudy)
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Periodically our hair changes, even though we have the same hairstyle, each period of our lives is accompanied by different hair

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hegn4f/periodically_our_hair_changes_even_though_we_have/ (belial03)
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No one knows their birthdate, they just take other people’s word for it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hegmum/no_one_knows_their_birthdate_they_just_take_other/ (DarkWizard2207)
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If everyone does above average, the average goes up, making everyone average again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hegl1s/if_everyone_does_above_average_the_average_goes/ (thedeliriousteen)
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The movie Cats may be considered a horror movie in the future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hegksk/the_movie_cats_may_be_considered_a_horror_movie/ (Smort_poop)
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Scooby-Doo probably did more to convince a generation that ghosts don't exist than most parents.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heghvy/scoobydoo_probably_did_more_to_convince_a/ (TeaMan2017)
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Cutting your hair is man-made balding

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heggds/cutting_your_hair_is_manmade_balding/ (th331)
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Timing and Luck are more important to success than Talent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hegfij/timing_and_luck_are_more_important_to_success/ ([deleted])
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Boomers don’t want us making $15/hr because that’s more than they get on Social Security. And they’d rather watch our socio-economy burn than be equal to us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hegf84/boomers_dont_want_us_making_15hr_because_thats/ (Rustey_Shackleford)
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Despite there being hundreds of languages on the planet, it's quite remarkable that almost everyone uses the same counting system.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hegf3f/despite_there_being_hundreds_of_languages_on_the/ (bryceguy72)
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In the future there will be people masturbating to their great great grandmother's porn without even knowing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heget7/in_the_future_there_will_be_people_masturbating/ (Ayush-Khadka47)
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You’re always removing an outlet whenever you plug in a power strip or an adapter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hege40/youre_always_removing_an_outlet_whenever_you_plug/ (justabottleofwindex)
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Jared misinterpreted Subway’s slogan

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hegbdr/jared_misinterpreted_subways_slogan/ (squanto420sqanching)
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Really, we don't know when RD-D2 was manufactured. For all we know, he could be older than Yoda.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hegaxh/really_we_dont_know_when_rdd2_was_manufactured/ (BigBoiNuggetBucket)
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Mint is a vegetable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hegao0/mint_is_a_vegetable/ (RedditAlready19)
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GPS has ruined the thrill of being completely lost

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heg9rb/gps_has_ruined_the_thrill_of_being_completely_lost/ ([deleted])
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Handjob is masturbation for lazy people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heg9hr/handjob_is_masturbation_for_lazy_people/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Fallout shelters could be a complete scam, and no one would ever know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heg7i9/fallout_shelters_could_be_a_complete_scam_and_no/ (DontDoSoap)
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It really is kinda rude to eat an egg and chicken sandwich for breakfast huh... like that could be a mother and child.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heg6fj/it_really_is_kinda_rude_to_eat_an_egg_and_chicken/ (MelvinMASV)
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What if the tendency to clean is from a remnant of social behaviour claiming territory over other animals? (Like removing foreign scents or things and reinforcing known scents to us. Like reorganizing your room makes you feel better because its subconsciously reinforcing your territory.)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heg6b4/what_if_the_tendency_to_clean_is_from_a_remnant/ (XtraSmallSoul)
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We are living in the 20s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heg4hz/we_are_living_in_the_20s/ (billythesquid233)
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We never made it into existence until one day we did. The moment we die, we return to the same nothingness we came from before we were born.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heg2yf/we_never_made_it_into_existence_until_one_day_we/ (sasuunarines)
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It’s weird how we talk about skin colours, yet neither white nor black is a colour

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heg1vw/its_weird_how_we_talk_about_skin_colours_yet/ (Doodle_Dragon)
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Pirates really missed out on calling a group of themselves an arrrmada

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heg0gf/pirates_really_missed_out_on_calling_a_group_of/ (DictatorshipBest)
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The flat-earth conspiracy could have very well been started by a disgruntled worker at a factory that manufactures globes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heg00i/the_flatearth_conspiracy_could_have_very_well/ (Long_Duc_Dong)
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Love can't be measured or quantified therefore it does not exist, lust however...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hefzxc/love_cant_be_measured_or_quantified_therefore_it/ (IDK2old2giveafuck)
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All these people wearing masks must be a huge pain for deaf people that rely on lip reading.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hefvko/all_these_people_wearing_masks_must_be_a_huge/ (lie_smith)
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New York is still the newest York

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hefvir/new_york_is_still_the_newest_york/ (LeadNash)
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Flat-Earther's cannot use the word "stratusSHERE".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hefuwc/flatearthers_cannot_use_the_word_stratusshere/ (Long_Duc_Dong)
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A countdown on the skip-ad button just ensures that you are staring at the screen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heftf1/a_countdown_on_the_skipad_button_just_ensures/ (yomnmnm)
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There are crappy people in every industry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heftal/there_are_crappy_people_in_every_industry/ (tinafoshena)
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Most nursery rhymes end in sheer horror.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hefru5/most_nursery_rhymes_end_in_sheer_horror/ (MattOnePointO)
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Most of the worse criminals are probably not in jail.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hefrt7/most_of_the_worse_criminals_are_probably_not_in/ (somestupidquestionnn)
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I've never had a deodorant that lasted 24 hours

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hefrms/ive_never_had_a_deodorant_that_lasted_24_hours/ (TitzzMcGee)
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If porn stopped being filmed we probably wouldn't notice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hefrgc/if_porn_stopped_being_filmed_we_probably_wouldnt/ (trodrig21)
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If you’re talking to a friend you see a lot, then “bye” is the future tense of “hi”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hefr0n/if_youre_talking_to_a_friend_you_see_a_lot_then/ (AGroupofThisIsCalled)
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Rabbits are considered as a symbol of prosperity, abundance, and fertility. But in reality it's all what humans are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hefq3g/rabbits_are_considered_as_a_symbol_of_prosperity/ (BananaSquadMember)
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All of the villains in Scooby doo were probably charged with Child endangerment and animal abuse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hefq0w/all_of_the_villains_in_scooby_doo_were_probably/ (Chicken-cat)
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The more we continue to improve the making of fabrics, making them more strong and durable, we are continuing to make the Earth polluted...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hefpbx/the_more_we_continue_to_improve_the_making_of/ ([deleted])
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The water is cold

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hefp8l/the_water_is_cold/ (Pengulin5)
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Other planets with life might have independently created stories and mythologies about completely different constellations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hefngh/other_planets_with_life_might_have_independently/ (OperatorMira)
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Most of us never noticed the fine shift from being a crazy teenager to someone who is respectful to every peer he/she meets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hefmth/most_of_us_never_noticed_the_fine_shift_from/ (DueTry9)
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Japanese art is probably more well known than Egyptian art or Greek art

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hefksq/japanese_art_is_probably_more_well_known_than/ (SwordOfSierra)
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Many humans lived their entire lives not knowing water freezes, and many others lived not knowing it just disappears into thin air

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hefjoe/many_humans_lived_their_entire_lives_not_knowing/ (thereligiousatheists)
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When you lose your memory you can listen to all of the great songs you've got bored again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hefj6v/when_you_lose_your_memory_you_can_listen_to_all/ (ruvo-)
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We’ve all watched Dragonball Z so many times that every three-minute extract makes sense in our minds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hefj41/weve_all_watched_dragonball_z_so_many_times_that/ (shortroundshotaro)
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Only in video games do we do things like intentionally walking on fire to see if it will hurt us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hefi8f/only_in_video_games_do_we_do_things_like/ (TheConjugalVisit)
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The world's best smoothie maker is your stomach.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hefgje/the_worlds_best_smoothie_maker_is_your_stomach/ (SomethingRandomYT)
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If mr clean was a killer, nobody would know because he can clean up the crime scene good

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hefgb9/if_mr_clean_was_a_killer_nobody_would_know/ (iamthelurkerwholurks)
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Teen beach movie is gen Z's version of grease

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heffrc/teen_beach_movie_is_gen_zs_version_of_grease/ (antigem1)
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You know you have a messed up sleep schedule when you see Adult Swim turn back into Cartoon Network.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hefefv/you_know_you_have_a_messed_up_sleep_schedule_when/ (SculpinIPAlcoholic)
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Professional sports clubs / franchises pretend that sport is their main product but it's really sports fans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hefdgn/professional_sports_clubs_franchises_pretend_that/ (Maestronomeau)
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If everyone that had been murdered over the last 100 years came back from the dead somehow, we would probably have room for all of them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hefc27/if_everyone_that_had_been_murdered_over_the_last/ (AverageWhiteBrit)
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The older you get, the worse you feel about being told you look older than you actually are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hef8e1/the_older_you_get_the_worse_you_feel_about_being/ (Ju5tS0m3Guy22)
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Back before allergies were discovered, people would just randomly drop dead for no reason and nobody knew why.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hef69s/back_before_allergies_were_discovered_people/ (BandaidPuppet)
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Maybe those ancient cave paintings were made by idiot savants and we are their descendents. Maybe all the normal people died out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hef5xs/maybe_those_ancient_cave_paintings_were_made_by/ (BlackmoonTatertot)
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Masks are becoming the new Fuzzy Dice fad of review mirrors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hef4yi/masks_are_becoming_the_new_fuzzy_dice_fad_of/ (Birddogger)
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If sketchy websites looked professional, then professional website would look sketchy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hef2h6/if_sketchy_websites_looked_professional_then/ (primus747)
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It’s really hard to completely rinse a luffa.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hef10z/its_really_hard_to_completely_rinse_a_luffa/ (RegretToInformYouBut)
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Every rock you see on Earth is an exact replica of another rock really far away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hef0pd/every_rock_you_see_on_earth_is_an_exact_replica/ (totally_not_elon69)
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Biscuits are to gravy in the same way syrup is to pancakes...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heez1u/biscuits_are_to_gravy_in_the_same_way_syrup_is_to/ (airbornematt)
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Not meeting someone for 1 year and not being able to meet someone for 1 year register very differently in your brain

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/heerel/not_meeting_someone_for_1_year_and_not_being_able/ (inyofacebyotch)
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Oil is technically dehydrated

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he801w/oil_is_technically_dehydrated/ (adamAtBeef)
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When a person says "I'll do it later", later never comes. When a computer says "try again later", later comes immediately.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he7z0p/when_a_person_says_ill_do_it_later_later_never/ (NovaLightCR)
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When you turn 113 you become a teenager again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he7ybd/when_you_turn_113_you_become_a_teenager_again/ ([deleted])
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How is aromatherapy not slang for weed?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he7xqd/how_is_aromatherapy_not_slang_for_weed/ (mashleys)
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Invisibility is real, we just haven’t seen it yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he7wyz/invisibility_is_real_we_just_havent_seen_it_yet/ (luftwaffe369)
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Ghosts don't hang out with us because it probably hurts to see us miss them so much

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he7uzc/ghosts_dont_hang_out_with_us_because_it_probably/ (mybustersword)
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There are those among us who complain about wearing face masks like it's some inconvenient new norm, but dentists have been doing it for several decades.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he7usw/there_are_those_among_us_who_complain_about/ (astrodomekid)
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With so many people that complained about being stuck indoors, a lot of people would never be able to handle space travel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he7sbp/with_so_many_people_that_complained_about_being/ (Buddhist_Punk1)
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People who are socially anxious aren’t afraid of what other people think about them, they’re afraid of what they THINK other people COULD think about them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he7ph0/people_who_are_socially_anxious_arent_afraid_of/ (tombstonekid8394)
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Thinking about working is way worse than actually working.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he7o58/thinking_about_working_is_way_worse_than_actually/ (SimonDaBug)
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Goofus and Gallant is a better lesson for parents than children.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he7ny2/goofus_and_gallant_is_a_better_lesson_for_parents/ (JohnnyCactusSeed)
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Every death is caused by a form of excess suffering.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he7nvq/every_death_is_caused_by_a_form_of_excess/ (Xhafsn)
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A lot of things you think take a lot of courage actually just take a lot of money.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he7lqr/a_lot_of_things_you_think_take_a_lot_of_courage/ (dadscondombrokelmao)
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It's unlikely to see a hardcore gamer who moves as crazy as shown in the commercials.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he7kv5/its_unlikely_to_see_a_hardcore_gamer_who_moves_as/ (DueTry9)
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If Stand cries are really hereditary, Hermit Purple's secret Stand cry could've been "DORARARARARA"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he7i5w/if_stand_cries_are_really_hereditary_hermit/ (masarusenpai)
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An elevator with only two floors and a button for each is wasting a button.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he7hfr/an_elevator_with_only_two_floors_and_a_button_for/ (genmischief)
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In Shrek, Fiona was stuck in the castle for so many years, but how did she survive? There is no food and water in the castle..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he7grx/in_shrek_fiona_was_stuck_in_the_castle_for_so/ (TheDarkCrusadr)
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Life would have been so much better if we could shut our ears at will like we can shut our eyes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he7c8u/life_would_have_been_so_much_better_if_we_could/ (CircleBox2)
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We are haunted by ourselves.....

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he7br6/we_are_haunted_by_ourselves/ (Flyingsquirrel68)
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Every digital image is pixelated

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he7blm/every_digital_image_is_pixelated/ (StormOfTheVoid)
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Can't live in fear. A human being who isn't free isn't a human being at all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he7bai/cant_live_in_fear_a_human_being_who_isnt_free/ (VerbotenPublish)
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A broken escalator can never be completely useless. It just turns into temporary stairs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he7a28/a_broken_escalator_can_never_be_completely/ (bradleyaroth)
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Donuts are glazed bagels

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he79wc/donuts_are_glazed_bagels/ (Creative_Name20)
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Your pp has probably been in your mum longer than your dad's pp

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he79w1/your_pp_has_probably_been_in_your_mum_longer_than/ (sukablyat6969)
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3.8 billion people are dumber than the average person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he784u/38_billion_people_are_dumber_than_the_average/ (StoppingAllRacism)
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Toot is a better word for flatulence than fart. The word fart sounds obnoxious and offensive, but toot sounds pleasant and celebratory.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he77sr/toot_is_a_better_word_for_flatulence_than_fart/ (SmallDangerousHippo)
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When you take a photo of your cat and suddenly realize you’re Bill from Mr. Robot :(

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he766s/when_you_take_a_photo_of_your_cat_and_suddenly/ (codyong)
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Ethan Hunt would probably be laid off if he stopped accepting impossible missions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he7629/ethan_hunt_would_probably_be_laid_off_if_he/ (bobwehadababy1tsaboy)
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Everything works in two's. Chicken and the Egg, Adam and Eve, Mustard and Ketchup, Left, Right, The Big Bang had to react with something...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he75a8/everything_works_in_twos_chicken_and_the_egg_adam/ (Bunk-Bed)
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We eat the apple's skin but not the orange's.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he72v2/we_eat_the_apples_skin_but_not_the_oranges/ (Bradcastle76)
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The word “again” takes on very different meanings depending on if it’s followed by a period, comma, question mark, or exclamation point.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he72h6/the_word_again_takes_on_very_different_meanings/ (casey_015)
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Technically, we’re all dead on the outside.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he70xz/technically_were_all_dead_on_the_outside/ (Top-1SM)
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The dad that doesn't come back after saying hes going to get milk is more of the anxious one not ready for the family life & the one who is going for cigs is the "free bird"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he6wos/the_dad_that_doesnt_come_back_after_saying_hes/ (z0mbi_girl)
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Mario Party is the Mushroom Kingdom's version of JackAss.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he6ula/mario_party_is_the_mushroom_kingdoms_version_of/ (Attibar)
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We trust calculators more than we would trust the same answer from the people who made that calculator.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he6t9j/we_trust_calculators_more_than_we_would_trust_the/ (StormOfTheVoid)
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The collective hivemind in the UK is anxiety personified

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he6qy7/the_collective_hivemind_in_the_uk_is_anxiety/ (CoffeeSlutt)
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Taking the trash out is so much easier than putting the trash in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he6qlj/taking_the_trash_out_is_so_much_easier_than/ (Darkshadow1819)
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To become a photorealistic painter, you must first become an almost-photorealistic painter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he6pjt/to_become_a_photorealistic_painter_you_must_first/ (StormOfTheVoid)
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Any given person can immediately compile a unique list of which members of their family can see them naked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he6pbs/any_given_person_can_immediately_compile_a_unique/ (LordRupertEverton84)
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Dogs probably destroy shoes because they see humans put them on before they leave the house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he6nt6/dogs_probably_destroy_shoes_because_they_see/ ([deleted])
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The reason people get olde is the amount of birthdays they had.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he6nf2/the_reason_people_get_olde_is_the_amount_of/ (Gary_October)
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To post here, you either need to be psychic or have read the entire backlog of posts for fear of being removed. Ironically, that goes against the quick, fleeting nature of a thought you'd actually have in the shower.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he6m8b/to_post_here_you_either_need_to_be_psychic_or/ (MochaDrift)
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We use the milk to make what we drink sound better because no one would drink processed animal fluids or nut juice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he6lmo/we_use_the_milk_to_make_what_we_drink_sound/ (wasteofmytime2much)
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If someone could walk on water, they could tightrope walk across a stream of piss.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he6ky1/if_someone_could_walk_on_water_they_could/ (sHrEkBoI78)
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A true mad scientist would only destroy half of the earth, since the other half is the control group.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he6kk2/a_true_mad_scientist_would_only_destroy_half_of/ ([deleted])
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There's a non-zero chance that the mosquito that just bit you will get trapped in amber and some future civilization will extract your blood and clone you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he6jyl/theres_a_nonzero_chance_that_the_mosquito_that/ (Roland_T_Flakfeizer)
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Everyone must've hated the guy who invented knocking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he6j5e/everyone_mustve_hated_the_guy_who_invented/ (HecateAthena)
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Circles can be made by squares

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he6hen/circles_can_be_made_by_squares/ (LazertheRedditer)
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Even after finding the 5th state of matter, we don't know what to do with it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he6gmc/even_after_finding_the_5th_state_of_matter_we/ (LazertheRedditer)
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Old people probably don't mind being old because they are used to it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he6g2m/old_people_probably_dont_mind_being_old_because/ (TheySaidGetAnAlt)
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The voice in your head while you're reading sounds better than your actual voice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he6fil/the_voice_in_your_head_while_youre_reading_sounds/ (LazertheRedditer)
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Most people that do meditation to get more focused are not focused enough to do meditation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he6fc0/most_people_that_do_meditation_to_get_more/ (blackstrips)
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There's a slight chance that when you're talking to yourself, a person from another universe might hear you and think you're a ghost

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he6f62/theres_a_slight_chance_that_when_youre_talking_to/ (LazertheRedditer)
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It's someone's job to determine how frequently the turning signal "clicks"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he6cos/its_someones_job_to_determine_how_frequently_the/ (FlamingNutShotz4You)
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Almost every picture of a waterfall you see is out there flowing in the real world while you look at its still image.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he6c0m/almost_every_picture_of_a_waterfall_you_see_is/ (Osservanza)
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The longer that dumb people make commentary about anything on the internet, the harder any kind of satire is to interpret properly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he68xy/the_longer_that_dumb_people_make_commentary_about/ (vexed_chexmix)
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After work, we turn on the TV to watch other people work

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he68m3/after_work_we_turn_on_the_tv_to_watch_other/ (hrr29)
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It is an old myth which says more you masturbate more there are chances of hair growing on your hand's palm

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he68gv/it_is_an_old_myth_which_says_more_you_masturbate/ (Abdullah-Saeed)
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Nobody has ever used up a full tube of toothpaste

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he684b/nobody_has_ever_used_up_a_full_tube_of_toothpaste/ (Happy_Each_Day)
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In the bigger picture, light is very slow

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he65qf/in_the_bigger_picture_light_is_very_slow/ (ThatMemingGem347)
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Sleeping is a t€mporary s0lution for a perm@nent problem. Su1cIde is a perM@nent sOlution for a tempOrary problem.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he659s/sleeping_is_a_tmporary_s0lution_for_a_permnent/ (SoyUnFracaso)
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Tall people are expected to use their reach to help shorter people, but if a tall person were to ask a short person to hand them something they dropped on the floor it'd be insulting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he64n3/tall_people_are_expected_to_use_their_reach_to/ ([deleted])
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Sometimes people are selfish because their basic needs (physical, emotional, spiritual) were never met.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he64k1/sometimes_people_are_selfish_because_their_basic/ (LAW1212)
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If we acted and behaved the way we did during texting, nobody would like each other at all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he60ti/if_we_acted_and_behaved_the_way_we_did_during/ (Kalajasavakuy)
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The earth has probably had more meteor impacts than the moon. Which is really saying something when you look at that thing!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he600c/the_earth_has_probably_had_more_meteor_impacts/ (colbuspeet)
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Too many windows are bad for the birds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he5wlv/too_many_windows_are_bad_for_the_birds/ (Gary_October)
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Robin Hood, a movie about a hero who hates rich people, was a movie made by rich people in order to become even more rich.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he5u4s/robin_hood_a_movie_about_a_hero_who_hates_rich/ (-AintThatJustTheWay-)
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A square has 4 sides

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he5t8o/a_square_has_4_sides/ (chrmon2)
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If you’re casting a shadow outside, you were the only thing to stop the sun from shining for 93 million miles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he5syg/if_youre_casting_a_shadow_outside_you_were_the/ (metkja)
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When you know yourself you know how much you don't know about yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he5ptk/when_you_know_yourself_you_know_how_much_you_dont/ ([deleted])
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Once we travel to Mars, new world records will have to specify which world they were achieved on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he5ple/once_we_travel_to_mars_new_world_records_will/ (Danile2401)
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Maybe plants are really farming us, giving us oxygen until we eventually expire and turn into mulch which they can consume

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he5pea/maybe_plants_are_really_farming_us_giving_us/ ([deleted])
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You know you're getting old when the movies you saw when they came out are in the classics section of the store.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he5pas/you_know_youre_getting_old_when_the_movies_you/ (statisticus)
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We figured out how to put people on the Moon, yet we still don’t know where Cotton Eye Joe came from or where he went.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he5p6z/we_figured_out_how_to_put_people_on_the_moon_yet/ (redmambo_no6)
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The job you were designed for could have disappeared into the past or it could have not emerged yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he5oia/the_job_you_were_designed_for_could_have/ (Foolish_Phantom)
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Watching Bolton attack Trumper

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he5o3l/watching_bolton_attack_trumper/ (vandysatx)
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The most unbelievable part about “The Office” is that the cameramen don’t react to anything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he5m6e/the_most_unbelievable_part_about_the_office_is/ (Mush_Tilly)
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Your favorite shirt probably stays dirtiest the longest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he5lpj/your_favorite_shirt_probably_stays_dirtiest_the/ (Random-References)
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If your body really is a long tube/hole between your mouth and your anus you could be used as a straw as a giant

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he5jdw/if_your_body_really_is_a_long_tubehole_between/ (devourkids)
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Most people spend their lives trying to prove themselves to other people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he5j8k/most_people_spend_their_lives_trying_to_prove/ (giggidygoo2)
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The past tense of lol is ledol, not loled.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he5isl/the_past_tense_of_lol_is_ledol_not_loled/ ([deleted])
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Your dog will most likely never find out your online friends’ dogs exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he5isa/your_dog_will_most_likely_never_find_out_your/ (Flame-Blast)
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Life is probably one giant ASMR video to dogs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he5imv/life_is_probably_one_giant_asmr_video_to_dogs/ (Andytjr)
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Penguins and flying fish are opposite animals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he5gdj/penguins_and_flying_fish_are_opposite_animals/ (indigoculus)
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You know Road House is a fictional movie cause the whole staff showed up to the bar meeting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he5fxs/you_know_road_house_is_a_fictional_movie_cause/ (MSlack144)
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Im sad that when showing up to work there's little to no chance of ever recreating that high from a surprise movie day at school

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he5fla/im_sad_that_when_showing_up_to_work_theres_little/ (BababooeyAD)
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Most laugh tracks contain the voices of dead people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he5f41/most_laugh_tracks_contain_the_voices_of_dead/ (randomguyfromafrica)
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Pressurising your ears at a concert then gulping at the right moment will make the bass drop twice as hard

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he5ev7/pressurising_your_ears_at_a_concert_then_gulping/ (CelestialSeraphir)
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In one of the darkest hours of world history, the musicians on the sinking Titanic considered themselves essential workers and continued to play for the frantic and helpless.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he5bh3/in_one_of_the_darkest_hours_of_world_history_the/ (Confused_Orangutan)
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Even if you could touch your reflection, it would still feel flat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he59x0/even_if_you_could_touch_your_reflection_it_would/ (jamesh1999)
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Smokers actually save money because they don't have to save for retirement.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he598u/smokers_actually_save_money_because_they_dont/ (chrmon2)
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Technically, a dysfunctional weighing machine is an anti-gravity device.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he55z5/technically_a_dysfunctional_weighing_machine_is/ (Epictete21)
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When you kill an insect you think nothing of it but when you save an insect you remember it as something kind you did.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he54j5/when_you_kill_an_insect_you_think_nothing_of_it/ (Light_Falcon_)
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Dogs are better then us in every way except for intelligence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he542j/dogs_are_better_then_us_in_every_way_except_for/ (Lights-On-Bitch)
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Harry Potter made GIF’s on paper

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he52p5/harry_potter_made_gifs_on_paper/ (zoomerpal)
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Bears are so cool that just fighting one makes you a badass. You don't even have to win.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he51vt/bears_are_so_cool_that_just_fighting_one_makes/ (aCostlyManWhoR)
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People selling their cars with like 250k miles think putting “highway miles” makes it not sound bad, but they just end up sounding stupid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he50re/people_selling_their_cars_with_like_250k_miles/ ([deleted])
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Having big balls is hypothetically seen as a positive trait, but literally seen as a negative trait

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he4wop/having_big_balls_is_hypothetically_seen_as_a/ (Great_Dane95)
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The Simpsons' "predictions" were just the result of the writers not realizing how low humanity will sink.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he4wf0/the_simpsons_predictions_were_just_the_result_of/ (pteronaut)
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When you die, you become a spectator and respawn as the next baby with random stats

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he4vr3/when_you_die_you_become_a_spectator_and_respawn/ (GameBroYT)
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It's really, really easy to misrepresent statistics however you want. For example, Earth has billions of more deaths than all other planets in the solar system combined, and it's also the only planet with knee-high socks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he4uq5/its_really_really_easy_to_misrepresent_statistics/ (ZachAttack6089)
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A lot of folks lack attention to detale.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he4tzi/a_lot_of_folks_lack_attention_to_detale/ (Gary_October)
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If you have head around the side of your head, but not on the top, you are considered balding. If you have hair only on the top of your heat, but not around the sides, you just have a type of hairstyle fashion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he4txa/if_you_have_head_around_the_side_of_your_head_but/ (mini__man)
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There is not a single ting that everyone, universally agrees on. There is always someone that will disagree, no matter what it is about.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he4t7d/there_is_not_a_single_ting_that_everyone/ (SondreEA)
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There have probably been millions of black-magically breathtaking, natural earth formations in the past, (like Salar de Uyuni), that humans will never get to see again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he4sib/there_have_probably_been_millions_of/ (Frants416)
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Fossils are incomplete or corrupted metadata of files deleted from the geological record and archeologists try to fill the gaps with their own data.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he4s4s/fossils_are_incomplete_or_corrupted_metadata_of/ (ElBadBiscuit)
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We’ve consumed water that’s been consumed by celebrities

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he4my4/weve_consumed_water_thats_been_consumed_by/ (mercolorecords)
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A dead skunk on the road smell exactly like wild game.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he4ktx/a_dead_skunk_on_the_road_smell_exactly_like_wild/ (indolgofera)
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As 'Bots' get better at video games, saying 'You bot' might go from being an insult to being a compliment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he4kdd/as_bots_get_better_at_video_games_saying_you_bot/ (Neerwarrior14)
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If the universe truly is infinite, there’s planets where Hawaiian shirts are used as camo.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he4jpp/if_the_universe_truly_is_infinite_theres_planets/ (T1mek33per)
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In cartoons when characters are golfing they only use an iron

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he4jkd/in_cartoons_when_characters_are_golfing_they_only/ (Huddy_1X)
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Making batteries in phones non-removable and then popularizing and optimizing power banks is the biggest bullshit move you can do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he4imu/making_batteries_in_phones_nonremovable_and_then/ (Salaryman__Man)
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Twitch chat has adapted a modern day form of Egyptian hieroglyphics

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he4i2d/twitch_chat_has_adapted_a_modern_day_form_of/ (Videoboysayscube)
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The older you get, the more security questions you unlock

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he4hkb/the_older_you_get_the_more_security_questions_you/ (EliTheCoder)
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Mankind wore a mask through Hell in a Cell yet people wont do it for a 10 minute grocery store trip.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he4h0e/mankind_wore_a_mask_through_hell_in_a_cell_yet/ (hugsoverdrugs)
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The first chicken to lay an egg had to be freaking out when that came out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he4gij/the_first_chicken_to_lay_an_egg_had_to_be/ (SuperDave81081)
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Every picture of you is of you when you were younger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he4g4s/every_picture_of_you_is_of_you_when_you_were/ (still_annie)
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Pressing down the power button until the computer shuts down feels like suffocating someone to death with a pillow and not wanting to let up in case there's still life in them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he4g37/pressing_down_the_power_button_until_the_computer/ (DrAwkward404)
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After the first batch, you're basically just deep frying the bacon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he4f1c/after_the_first_batch_youre_basically_just_deep/ (Reshi90)
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When students share answers with each other it is cheating, but when teachers share questions with each other it is more efficient and perfectly fine

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he4dvu/when_students_share_answers_with_each_other_it_is/ (cld8)
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If mobiles communicate with EM waves, texting someone is waving at them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he4au1/if_mobiles_communicate_with_em_waves_texting/ (jamesh1999)
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No matter how slow you’re going, if something stops you fast enough, it can still kill you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he4aj9/no_matter_how_slow_youre_going_if_something_stops/ (zenukeify)
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Someday, someone will write a doctoral thesis on historiologyology.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he483v/someday_someone_will_write_a_doctoral_thesis_on/ (dragyourdick)
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Some vampire fans fantasize about becoming a vampire, and some werewolf fans fantasize about becoming a werewolf, but no zombie fans ever fantasizes about becoming a zombie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he47kh/some_vampire_fans_fantasize_about_becoming_a/ (Omny87)
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For people who are into women and are scared of clowns, Harley Quinn is an oxymoron

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he47k7/for_people_who_are_into_women_and_are_scared_of/ (lucas24709)
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It's just as scary thinking about dying and leaving your kids as it is thinking about your parents dying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he476z/its_just_as_scary_thinking_about_dying_and/ (HBAFilthyRhino)
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C is an unnecessary letter in the English language. If you replaced all C's that sound like "S" with S's and all hard C's with K's then hardly anything would change.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he46z9/c_is_an_unnecessary_letter_in_the_english/ (2Pro2Know)
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Any knife is a pocket knife if it's in your pockets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he4601/any_knife_is_a_pocket_knife_if_its_in_your_pockets/ (AmesaceArchangel)
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Many people go their entire childhood without realizing how great it is to be getting free food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he45b6/many_people_go_their_entire_childhood_without/ (BigSummerSausage)
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Your nipples are older than your teeth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he44zs/your_nipples_are_older_than_your_teeth/ (mimino99)
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Chewing gums are pacifiers for adults

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he42gq/chewing_gums_are_pacifiers_for_adults/ (suggestmeacoolname)
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Reggae reggae sauce plus lettuce equals lazy salad

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he424c/reggae_reggae_sauce_plus_lettuce_equals_lazy_salad/ (rum-and-roses)
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If our brain had three lobes, perhaps we would have a concept of the "triality of man" instead of the "duality of man"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he418a/if_our_brain_had_three_lobes_perhaps_we_would/ (HydroPhydro)
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If there was a minimum age required to use a phone than Logan and Jake Paul would go bankrupt

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he3x2m/if_there_was_a_minimum_age_required_to_use_a/ (austinghost19)
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Every c in “Pacific Ocean” sounds different

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he3wzp/every_c_in_pacific_ocean_sounds_different/ (njmcdermott04)
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No matter how beautiful or ugly it is, a pure gold statue will always be worth it’s weight in gold.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he3wge/no_matter_how_beautiful_or_ugly_it_is_a_pure_gold/ (Muskrat777)
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A snails anus is located on its back. So, they are literally sh*tting on themselves..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he3urf/a_snails_anus_is_located_on_its_back_so_they_are/ (AnonymousAutonomous)
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Scrabble is a numbers game.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he3twx/scrabble_is_a_numbers_game/ (sultrystag)
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Prostitues can also be called “Buysexuals”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he3tuh/prostitues_can_also_be_called_buysexuals/ (26SobbingHorses)
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After millions of years of human evolution, we still haven’t been able to invent something that can make things cold in seconds like a reverse microwave.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he3slm/after_millions_of_years_of_human_evolution_we/ (Todosansy)
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The way any cookie crumbles is inherently always unique

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he3rp1/the_way_any_cookie_crumbles_is_inherently_always/ (StoryAndAHalf)
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Humans are more attracted to firefly/lightning bug mating rituals than actual fireflies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he3pmj/humans_are_more_attracted_to_fireflylightning_bug/ (juliancolton)
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White men can probably appreciate the fact that game developers have not quite mastered the physics behind jumping

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he3opz/white_men_can_probably_appreciate_the_fact_that/ ([deleted])
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People watching is less exciting when there’s more people watching people than being people worthy of watching in a given space

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he3oc8/people_watching_is_less_exciting_when_theres_more/ (TaquitoPartyat330)
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Alcohol is the only drug that we don’t refer to intoxication as being “high”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he3nst/alcohol_is_the_only_drug_that_we_dont_refer_to/ (_Badlands_)
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In Silence Of The Lambs, Buffalo Bill is not screaming to mock his victim, he's imitating her so he can learn how to scream like a woman

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he3ncn/in_silence_of_the_lambs_buffalo_bill_is_not/ (ForeverKarlMalone)
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Every number is actually just a word

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he3mwb/every_number_is_actually_just_a_word/ (beanboyslim)
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The minotaur is the land counterpart of Davy Jones, it was a normal man that got cursed with a taurus head for corrupting his mission like it happened with Jones who was corrupted with tentacles .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he3msh/the_minotaur_is_the_land_counterpart_of_davy/ (RedStarRazi)
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When gym shorts get longer they become sweat pants instead of gym pants.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he3mjh/when_gym_shorts_get_longer_they_become_sweat/ (mindguy2)
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Auto correct is that kid in the class the confidently yells out wrong answers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he3mjf/auto_correct_is_that_kid_in_the_class_the/ (flamingpiggy)
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Your birthday is also technically your mother’s birth day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he3mje/your_birthday_is_also_technically_your_mothers/ ([deleted])
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The flavor of water is determined by its temperature

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he3lz1/the_flavor_of_water_is_determined_by_its/ ([deleted])
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Farts evolved funny noises as a warning and to be amusing, silent farts evolved to be really amusing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he3lx6/farts_evolved_funny_noises_as_a_warning_and_to_be/ (WeareStarstuff7)
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The taxi dude who got the lotus casino card from Percy in the lightening thief is probably a millionaire

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he3lsg/the_taxi_dude_who_got_the_lotus_casino_card_from/ (hansterninja)
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"You can't hit women" will be a dead saying in the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he3kxh/you_cant_hit_women_will_be_a_dead_saying_in_the/ (ZomBurt)
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Drive-up ATMs have Braille keys.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he3krl/driveup_atms_have_braille_keys/ (Auntie_Hero)
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It's pretty neat that we can voluntarily focus or unfocus our vision

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he3jfu/its_pretty_neat_that_we_can_voluntarily_focus_or/ (FrankieFruitbat)
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"What are the odds" is a pretty common saying

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he3ipj/what_are_the_odds_is_a_pretty_common_saying/ (OneZoroBoi)
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As soon as you are born, you begin travelling to the location where you will die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he3i8u/as_soon_as_you_are_born_you_begin_travelling_to/ (ljb29)
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Whenever your talking in your head the voice is always the right volume for you to hear it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he3hxp/whenever_your_talking_in_your_head_the_voice_is/ (sukablyat6969)
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Approx. 1/365 people die on their birthdays. That seems extremely common and sad

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he3hu6/approx_1365_people_die_on_their_birthdays_that/ (SamDaMan1545)
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Ecuador is located on the equator

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he3gnd/ecuador_is_located_on_the_equator/ (Larrysbirds)
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We all exaggerate how powerful kings were in the history lesson. But little to no credit gets the army who were bravest of all the kings. It was never 1vs1 king, but army against army.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he3deo/we_all_exaggerate_how_powerful_kings_were_in_the/ (Darkorbit1236)
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There are so many parts of your own body that you haven't seen with your naked eye

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he3cxj/there_are_so_many_parts_of_your_own_body_that_you/ (Bcm980)
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Anime characters always go against someone with (roughly) the same amount of strength as they do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he3bkf/anime_characters_always_go_against_someone_with/ (SamDaMan1545)
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Everybody in the Lorax died because they have only one tree supplying them with oxygen and had antagonised the guy who sells it to them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he3amv/everybody_in_the_lorax_died_because_they_have/ (R3HR7)
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You have never seen Mortys neck. (Rick and Morty)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he3ak9/you_have_never_seen_mortys_neck_rick_and_morty/ (HensterPlays)
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Every dog is either a bitch, or a son of a bitch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he39z5/every_dog_is_either_a_bitch_or_a_son_of_a_bitch/ (thebluesnoo)
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Calling someone a Chigger is verily an insult, but not nearly as insulting as it sounds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he392q/calling_someone_a_chigger_is_verily_an_insult_but/ (YourOldManJoe)
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Taika Waititi is a mix between Johnny Depp and Robert Downey Jr.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he38r4/taika_waititi_is_a_mix_between_johnny_depp_and/ (DonelHat)
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Nothing starts with n and ends with g

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he37zd/nothing_starts_with_n_and_ends_with_g/ ([deleted])
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There’s one person in the world who is the main character while we’re all just extras

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he37pt/theres_one_person_in_the_world_who_is_the_main/ (tlacct)
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Generally people identify more with people who are 3 years older than them than 3 years younger

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he37m1/generally_people_identify_more_with_people_who/ (TomInSheepsClothing)
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Selfies are so normalized that people stopped using GPOY

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he339j/selfies_are_so_normalized_that_people_stopped/ (quirkyorcdork)
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People in movies who had never used a gun before shoots perfectly in most cases.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he330m/people_in_movies_who_had_never_used_a_gun_before/ ([deleted])
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Our final, true form will be star dust into eternity, spilling over infinity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he31iv/our_final_true_form_will_be_star_dust_into/ (unclefishbits)
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Squirrels forgetting where they buried their nuts is probably the biggest fight against deforestation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he310i/squirrels_forgetting_where_they_buried_their_nuts/ (Jeymeee)
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Your nose poking out of your face mask is the new popping a boner in public

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he301b/your_nose_poking_out_of_your_face_mask_is_the_new/ (Boochpooch)
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The ones with actual manners might be considered the dicks based on the way the modern world conducts itself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he2zgf/the_ones_with_actual_manners_might_be_considered/ (RidiculousNick6)
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Asking for your friend to like your social media pictures is the same as visiting your friend and forcing him to like your pants and still hang with him.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he2ytc/asking_for_your_friend_to_like_your_social_media/ (notlookingforsex)
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Peace is not when there is no fight...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he2yko/peace_is_not_when_there_is_no_fight/ (3d4d4d5d)
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When you get older you cry less about your wounds, but they hinder you more.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he2y40/when_you_get_older_you_cry_less_about_your_wounds/ (Furicel)
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The more common your surname is, the more sex your ancestors had

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he2xc0/the_more_common_your_surname_is_the_more_sex_your/ (pingu_for_president)
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U turns are technically n turns

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he2vlh/u_turns_are_technically_n_turns/ (UnknownNote)
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The entire city of Gotham relies on Batman’s financial stability

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he2v9j/the_entire_city_of_gotham_relies_on_batmans/ (UnknownNote)
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Radio music is permanent shuffle mode with ads.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he2v1x/radio_music_is_permanent_shuffle_mode_with_ads/ (RobertGBradley)
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It's weird that the uk is a country made of countries.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he2tex/its_weird_that_the_uk_is_a_country_made_of/ (AliciaKills)
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We tend treat hairs we find on our food with horror while the ones we accidently find already in our mouths are treated with less disgust

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he2t3f/we_tend_treat_hairs_we_find_on_our_food_with/ (Whitluck)
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Siren head can give two blow jobs at once .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he2s3p/siren_head_can_give_two_blow_jobs_at_once/ (IMrHotSauce)
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Daft Punks music videos introduced anime to a lot of impressionable early 2000s kids

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he2q5k/daft_punks_music_videos_introduced_anime_to_a_lot/ (Obscene_Sequoia)
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Having a high spice tolerance is probably as much about your butt as it is your mouth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he2php/having_a_high_spice_tolerance_is_probably_as_much/ (pbull01)
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Sleep is another word for brainbreak, but breaking your brain seems dangerous.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he2mz7/sleep_is_another_word_for_brainbreak_but_breaking/ (notlookingforsex)
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The novelty of having a 'pen pal' has decreased to basically zero after the invention of the internet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he2jqh/the_novelty_of_having_a_pen_pal_has_decreased_to/ (fabulog)
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If one day we develop faster than light travel we could see earth in its past from a hubble-like satellite.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he2jmy/if_one_day_we_develop_faster_than_light_travel_we/ (Balghur)
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All mirrors come used

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he2jiu/all_mirrors_come_used/ (Andy466)
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Energy drinks are most consumed by the age brackets that don't need the energy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he2h5f/energy_drinks_are_most_consumed_by_the_age/ (RobertGBradley)
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Noses poking out over masks is the new asscrack of mask wearing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he2fyp/noses_poking_out_over_masks_is_the_new_asscrack/ (xairrick)
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Tattooing a half naked woman on you is completely acceptable, if you do it with a man though all of a sudden it's weird.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he2fo0/tattooing_a_half_naked_woman_on_you_is_completely/ (BanjosRuleDude)
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The fact that you can’t imagine something that doesn’t exist really bothers me

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he2fna/the_fact_that_you_cant_imagine_something_that/ (Yellow_Cabbage)
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All of mankind's problems are caused by our inherent desire to care about something

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he2ep1/all_of_mankinds_problems_are_caused_by_our/ (AugustineBlackwater)
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When you are born there's always a chance that when you leave a hospital with your parents they might not be your parents and you might not know it your whole life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he2eio/when_you_are_born_theres_always_a_chance_that/ (SidneyRL)
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Kung Fu Panda 2 and Rise of the Guardians have the same plot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he2bm2/kung_fu_panda_2_and_rise_of_the_guardians_have/ (Ender_The_BOT)
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Guns are probably the most ergonomic objects to be made.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he2bec/guns_are_probably_the_most_ergonomic_objects_to/ ([deleted])
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Nothing looks wet when you're underwater

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he2a7t/nothing_looks_wet_when_youre_underwater/ (BubonicAnnihilation)
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Pi doesn't have every number, because there are no negative numbers in it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he2a5x/pi_doesnt_have_every_number_because_there_are_no/ (LazertheRedditer)
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Audiobooks in retrospect are scripted podcasts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he29o3/audiobooks_in_retrospect_are_scripted_podcasts/ (LazertheRedditer)
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Watching two mirrors facing each other is a cheaper and less dangerous way to view infinity than floating in space.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he2942/watching_two_mirrors_facing_each_other_is_a/ (LazertheRedditer)
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Be very careful in 2021, the sequel is always worse than the original.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he28vn/be_very_careful_in_2021_the_sequel_is_always/ (BlueToke)
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We are not afraid of being alone in the dark, we are afraid of not being alone in the dark.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he28lm/we_are_not_afraid_of_being_alone_in_the_dark_we/ ([deleted])
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If staring at infinity for too long is bad for mental health, all you need to do is place two mirrors facing each other and watching it in order to go insane

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he28ga/if_staring_at_infinity_for_too_long_is_bad_for/ (LazertheRedditer)
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Even with infinite jigsaw puzzle pieces, you'd only be able to make a certain number of specific types of puzzles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he27kq/even_with_infinite_jigsaw_puzzle_pieces_youd_only/ (LazertheRedditer)
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At some point while being burned alive your body has a perfect tan.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he273p/at_some_point_while_being_burned_alive_your_body/ (Sunshine_17_)
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Milk is a drink you don't shake before drinking but is also a drink that can become a shake.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he267m/milk_is_a_drink_you_dont_shake_before_drinking/ (sawer707)
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1 year ago, the most we were worried about was how disappointing the Game of Thrones ending was. Times change.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he25r2/1_year_ago_the_most_we_were_worried_about_was_how/ (BlueToke)
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Thank god oxygen is free

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he256z/thank_god_oxygen_is_free/ (gogo--yubari)
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We all have an expiration date but we are shocked to find out exactly when it is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he24n7/we_all_have_an_expiration_date_but_we_are_shocked/ (Theskidiever)
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People who wear all red so blood blends in probably smell like shit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he23z0/people_who_wear_all_red_so_blood_blends_in/ (CheqTheHelper)
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You will get judged more by driving somewhere to exercise than driving somewhere like a restaurant or cinema.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he23mr/you_will_get_judged_more_by_driving_somewhere_to/ (Kurquhart06)
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There's that one chinese guy that you randomly think of when you hear "chinese people".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he22ln/theres_that_one_chinese_guy_that_you_randomly/ (heywadap)
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If you smell seafood and dead fish on land its almost always worse than it smells next to the sea

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he1znf/if_you_smell_seafood_and_dead_fish_on_land_its/ (ChaosDogma14)
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Nightmares as a kid were scary monsters that wake you up; Nightmares as an adult are psychological thrillers that don't wake you up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he1y36/nightmares_as_a_kid_were_scary_monsters_that_wake/ (Ugleh)
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"Just picture everybody naked" is really bad advice for public speaking if there are attractive people in the audience

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he1vy1/just_picture_everybody_naked_is_really_bad_advice/ (ausernameofaperson)
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Pilots and bus drivers share about the same amount of responsibility.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he1voc/pilots_and_bus_drivers_share_about_the_same/ (NMBL1992)
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The advent of DNA, CCTV and general improvements in forensics; many potential serial killers were probably caught before they could make a single murder a series of murders.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he1ugb/the_advent_of_dna_cctv_and_general_improvements/ (allthekos)
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The Beatles without a drummer would just be the les

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he1s8s/the_beatles_without_a_drummer_would_just_be_the/ (MildlyNothibg111)
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Being a necrophiliac brings new meaning to cracking open a cold one with the boys

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he1r3w/being_a_necrophiliac_brings_new_meaning_to/ (alteredmortician)
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Amazon the company is bigger than it's ever been. Amazon the rainforest is smaller than it's ever been.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he1op3/amazon_the_company_is_bigger_than_its_ever_been/ (Registernfuckingvote)
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Don't see many snake emotional support animals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he1olj/dont_see_many_snake_emotional_support_animals/ (moneybot13)
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Everyone can’t be nice because then it would just be normal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he1o2m/everyone_cant_be_nice_because_then_it_would_just/ (jr00ck)
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Cinderella's shoe apparently fit perfectly, yet it fell off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he1ncz/cinderellas_shoe_apparently_fit_perfectly_yet_it/ (BlueToke)
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Finding out your friend truly describe you to their friends can either make or break that friendship

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he1mmo/finding_out_your_friend_truly_describe_you_to/ ([deleted])
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Cast iron pans are the pogs of adulthood

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he1mjf/cast_iron_pans_are_the_pogs_of_adulthood/ (alanmcgeeny)
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Gender reveal parties must be pretty anticlimactic for the color blind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he1mg0/gender_reveal_parties_must_be_pretty/ (HaasonHeist)
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A Crabbilion is a number that is equal to 6000 but looks like a million to a person of lesser intelligence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he1m1n/a_crabbilion_is_a_number_that_is_equal_to_6000/ ([deleted])
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“A-W” and “ a-double U” (auu) would make basically the same sound

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he1kx6/aw_and_adouble_u_auu_would_make_basically_the/ (Cream_Filled_Melon)
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In a hundred years someone will be really annoyed about having to go to the moon tomorrow morning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he1kli/in_a_hundred_years_someone_will_be_really_annoyed/ ([deleted])
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Asking a girl out to a date on a tree branch would literally be going out on a limb.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he1hf0/asking_a_girl_out_to_a_date_on_a_tree_branch/ ([deleted])
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That one birthday kid in elementary who's parents brought cupcakes to class, was probably an attempt to get him some friends.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he1gy5/that_one_birthday_kid_in_elementary_whos_parents/ (riskaye0)
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Ironically, there’s more people, who live in fear of living in fear, than there’s people not living in fear of living in fear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he1gg7/ironically_theres_more_people_who_live_in_fear_of/ (Boffie001)
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Showering in summer is great cause you cannot run out of cold water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he1gf9/showering_in_summer_is_great_cause_you_cannot_run/ (galactictaco42)
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Guessing 3 coin flips in a row correctly is the same as guessing 3 coin flips in a row incorrectly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he1fjq/guessing_3_coin_flips_in_a_row_correctly_is_the/ (RampageRager)
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If Glee had continued on for a few more years, we would've most likely seen them cover Tyler, the Creator

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he1dyy/if_glee_had_continued_on_for_a_few_more_years_we/ (UntouchableWoman)
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Accidentally smiling during a bad moment isn't uncommon yet always misunderstood

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he1c6i/accidentally_smiling_during_a_bad_moment_isnt/ (canyoukysnow)
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Though alphabetizing your herbs and spices can make things easier while cooking, it’s probably unwise to have Cinnamon and Cumin right next to each other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he1b9u/though_alphabetizing_your_herbs_and_spices_can/ (vizz1)
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Since autocorrect has made many people indifferent to spelling errors, an app that makes a buzzing noise, with the correct spelling filling the entire screen for 3 seconds, may help the problem.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he1asg/since_autocorrect_has_made_many_people/ (KairuSmairukon)
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Harambe is still innocent. He just wanted to help.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he195w/harambe_is_still_innocent_he_just_wanted_to_help/ (ChatRequest)
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If dogs could talk, we probably wouldn't want to be naked around them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he1837/if_dogs_could_talk_we_probably_wouldnt_want_to_be/ (PromisesPromise5)
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People take being completely average way too much for granted

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he17uc/people_take_being_completely_average_way_too_much/ ([deleted])
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We’re all just perishables trying to extend our shelf life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he17nq/were_all_just_perishables_trying_to_extend_our/ (Shipnutz)
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It is not yolo anymore it is full send

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he167p/it_is_not_yolo_anymore_it_is_full_send/ (Deathtoslender)
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It is not YOLO anymore it is full send

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he15rz/it_is_not_yolo_anymore_it_is_full_send/ ([deleted])
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They couldn't go over it, they couldn't go under it, but they never tried just going around it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he13z0/they_couldnt_go_over_it_they_couldnt_go_under_it/ (_Komodo_)
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The duck song is a PSA to not feed ducks bread!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he11sg/the_duck_song_is_a_psa_to_not_feed_ducks_bread/ (Kool_Kidz_16)
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Getting T-boned with your window down seems a lot scarier than getting T-boned with your window up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he0zge/getting_tboned_with_your_window_down_seems_a_lot/ (SwarmHost35)
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You can navigate perfectly fine in a pitch dark environment as long as you guess your movements correctly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he0yd6/you_can_navigate_perfectly_fine_in_a_pitch_dark/ (bassmasta513)
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Ironically when you put on sunscreen it’s white but under UV it’s black.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he0wtl/ironically_when_you_put_on_sunscreen_its_white/ (feelingwheezy)
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The Beast in Beauty and the Beast aged while transformed but none of his servants did

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he0uxt/the_beast_in_beauty_and_the_beast_aged_while/ (ninjasonic102)
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We kids we love the knocks on the door or doorbell rings. As adults it puts our anxiety from 0-100 instantly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he0skq/we_kids_we_love_the_knocks_on_the_door_or/ (Rev-9)
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A real estate listing that mentions how close the house is to the local (private jet) airport, rather than the commercial airport, tells you who it is being marketed to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he0rx8/a_real_estate_listing_that_mentions_how_close_the/ (es_price)
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Good-hearted inspirational quotes that are too vague can reaffirm bad behaviors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he0r29/goodhearted_inspirational_quotes_that_are_too/ (RollzRoiz)
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Both "proof of concept" and "piece of crap" are shortened to POC, but it ironically makes sense.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he0ohu/both_proof_of_concept_and_piece_of_crap_are/ (IUm_ActuallyI)
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Dogs must wonder why people never chew their mobile phones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he0n6p/dogs_must_wonder_why_people_never_chew_their/ (EnthusiasticOne)
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If everyone was 100% charismatic then social anxiety wouldn't exist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he0mx9/if_everyone_was_100_charismatic_then_social/ (BlueVendingMachine)
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If you ever feel useless then remember that there is a cast option in p*rnhub videos.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he0lte/if_you_ever_feel_useless_then_remember_that_there/ (lordkushagra)
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Many "cruelty free" products are actually very cruel to children who are exploited in the factories that make them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he0lqw/many_cruelty_free_products_are_actually_very/ (SoyUnFracaso)
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You know you've made it to the top of your field when phishing scams pose as you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he0jro/you_know_youve_made_it_to_the_top_of_your_field/ (rugglenaut)
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You could be looking at someone you know from the back of their head but not recognize them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he0hmh/you_could_be_looking_at_someone_you_know_from_the/ (IM-THE-USER)
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As bad as being homeless is, it’s even worse for the ones with bad eyesight

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he0hio/as_bad_as_being_homeless_is_its_even_worse_for/ ([deleted])
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A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he0fok/a_skunk_sat_on_a_stump_and_thunk_the_stump_stunk/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Your corpse exists longer than you do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he0ej2/your_corpse_exists_longer_than_you_do/ (feelingwheezy)
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In the Mario universe how come they have toads and toadettes but they only have shyguys #wherearetheshygirls

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he0ck7/in_the_mario_universe_how_come_they_have_toads/ (MotherFunker-_-)
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Your corpse lives longer than you do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he0bjy/your_corpse_lives_longer_than_you_do/ (feelingwheezy)
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For some reason finding a five dollar bill feels better than earning it... and it's tax free!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he0b26/for_some_reason_finding_a_five_dollar_bill_feels/ (VerbotenPublish)
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The impossible is real because you can think about it; thoughts are created by electrical signals in the brain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he09jw/the_impossible_is_real_because_you_can_think/ (ProffessorBubbles)
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Any random eloquently crafted BS can find a place here. But not your simp thoughts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he07sr/any_random_eloquently_crafted_bs_can_find_a_place/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he0663/fuck_fuck_fuck_fuck_fuck_fuck_fuck_fuck_fuck_fuck/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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When you have diarrea, you basicly vomit from your ass

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/he036t/when_you_have_diarrea_you_basicly_vomit_from_your/ (JonkoSlayer420)
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You don’t realise how long it’s been since you listened to a particular song until you’re suddenly reminded of its existence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdzw6w/you_dont_realise_how_long_its_been_since_you/ (VipperBlaze)
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The Dragonborn’s greatest power is the ability to quicksave.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdzvlj/the_dragonborns_greatest_power_is_the_ability_to/ ([deleted])
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The more you stared at yourself in the mirror the more creep out you get.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdzqbi/the_more_you_stared_at_yourself_in_the_mirror_the/ (wasteofmytime2much)
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People complain about Mondays as if their lives weren't just as miserable the rest of the week.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdzply/people_complain_about_mondays_as_if_their_lives/ (SoyUnFracaso)
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There probably is an exact word somewhere in some language for what you want to express that you can’t express in English

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdzoyc/there_probably_is_an_exact_word_somewhere_in_some/ (yoshi_drinks_tea)
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It was probably a lot easier to be a “handyman” 50 years ago

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdzohr/it_was_probably_a_lot_easier_to_be_a_handyman_50/ (Gizzo04)
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Rickrolling will probably never gonna die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdznd7/rickrolling_will_probably_never_gonna_die/ (DarkAura69)
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Eddy from Ed edd n eddy probably grew up to commit insurance fraud.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdzncz/eddy_from_ed_edd_n_eddy_probably_grew_up_to/ (Boochpooch)
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Fast Food Shop Owners are very happy on New Years Eve

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdzmzy/fast_food_shop_owners_are_very_happy_on_new_years/ (totally_not_elon69)
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Giving money as a present is considered a bad manner, but if you give the money in a form of a gift card, it's totally fine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdzmtv/giving_money_as_a_present_is_considered_a_bad/ (ZuriPL)
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Cross stitching is grandma’s version of pixel art.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdzmr6/cross_stitching_is_grandmas_version_of_pixel_art/ (medoane)
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You can only find something in the first or last place you look.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdzlsl/you_can_only_find_something_in_the_first_or_last/ (foycifus)
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New discoveries made in science could just be from an update to the matrix

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdzlg0/new_discoveries_made_in_science_could_just_be/ (LogEDude)
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Early humans were preys but at a point in history they managed to reach the top of the food chain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdziqk/early_humans_were_preys_but_at_a_point_in_history/ (Ragloph)
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Saying that someone has their father's eyes could be either a compliment or an accusation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdzhx6/saying_that_someone_has_their_fathers_eyes_could/ (Brucemoose1)
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Father's Day isn't sexiest because mother's Day exists as well

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdzh8p/fathers_day_isnt_sexiest_because_mothers_day/ (WhenPugsXplode)
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'Trish Stratus' would have made for a great type-casted female meteorologist movie character

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdzh1p/trish_stratus_would_have_made_for_a_great/ (Thirdstheword)
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Gorillas don’t know any proper bodybuilding techniques so we’ve probably never seen one at full strength.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdzgnz/gorillas_dont_know_any_proper_bodybuilding/ (riceondrugs)
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Ghost Rider would work better in the DC Universe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdzg98/ghost_rider_would_work_better_in_the_dc_universe/ (Neo_Trio)
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Having to wear a mask almost everywhere is a great tool to make people notice if they breath smells bad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdzg2n/having_to_wear_a_mask_almost_everywhere_is_a/ (Kristheking2004)
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Apples new hand washing detection is going to catch a lot of people getting off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdzfw6/apples_new_hand_washing_detection_is_going_to/ (Zeyptos)
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People being forced to return to their shitty jobs too early and being put at risk just because it would benefit the economy speaks volumes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdzde2/people_being_forced_to_return_to_their_shitty/ (GildDigger)
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We propagate plants a lot, decreasing the chance of sowing a seed that will grow into a mutated fruit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdzdbf/we_propagate_plants_a_lot_decreasing_the_chance/ (Q6ar9)
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Moms always know where everything is because moms are the only ones putting things away

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdzco5/moms_always_know_where_everything_is_because_moms/ (doyoulovethebeatle)
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You can make many explosives work by hitting it with a hammer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdzc8d/you_can_make_many_explosives_work_by_hitting_it/ ([deleted])
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Sporks are the futa of utensils

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdzaqy/sporks_are_the_futa_of_utensils/ (SushiWu)
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Left-handed people probably keep their phone in their left-side pocket.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdza7n/lefthanded_people_probably_keep_their_phone_in/ (Lemawnjello)
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In the present age of technological development and the possibilities it offers, women's clothes having pockets is still seen as a breakthrough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdz9bk/in_the_present_age_of_technological_development/ (Gustavus666)
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It’s considered relatively normal for a woman to carry a vibrator in her purse but opinions would differ for a male carrying around a fleshlight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdz8uk/its_considered_relatively_normal_for_a_woman_to/ (--AnotherUser--)
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Thermometers are technically speedometers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdz7im/thermometers_are_technically_speedometers/ (XtraVirginOliveOil12)
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Terminators in the Terminator movies act like people playing GTA

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdz6an/terminators_in_the_terminator_movies_act_like/ (NowAlexYT)
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Pretty soon you won't have to make sure someones phone isn't in their pocket before you toss them in the pool.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdz5ei/pretty_soon_you_wont_have_to_make_sure_someones/ (yppep12)
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Girls actually have an unfair advantege in tag, since they can't be tagged in their chest area.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdz4k1/girls_actually_have_an_unfair_advantege_in_tag/ (Nor3Redditer)
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Gorillas don't know any body building techniques, so we've probably never seen one at full strength.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdz412/gorillas_dont_know_any_body_building_techniques/ (VIKINGKING657)
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Just realised the absolute brilliance of “peanut butter” not being named “nut sauce”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdz3yh/just_realised_the_absolute_brilliance_of_peanut/ (2theface)
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If the blankets turned to stone (while in bed) how screwed would you be in a scale from 1 to 10

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdz3sv/if_the_blankets_turned_to_stone_while_in_bed_how/ (XXgood_boy)
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Lego is a gateway drug to IKEA

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdz2uy/lego_is_a_gateway_drug_to_ikea/ (jrcookOnReddit)
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The first lumber mill would have had to chop down trees to create the lumber mill.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdz268/the_first_lumber_mill_would_have_had_to_chop_down/ (Barack8421)
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While many notice that the cc’s in thicc look like a booty, few notice that BOOB looks like 3 pairs of breasts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdz1iu/while_many_notice_that_the_ccs_in_thicc_look_like/ (Mr_Westerfield)
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Bras are measured in cups because titties have milk in them...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdz0u3/bras_are_measured_in_cups_because_titties_have/ (dumbsperm)
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The closest childhood friends were the ones who joined you in the backseat when their parent drove, instead of taking the open shotgun.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdz07q/the_closest_childhood_friends_were_the_ones_who/ (daaaabs)
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Duolingo is a better teacher than most actual teachers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdz06b/duolingo_is_a_better_teacher_than_most_actual/ (xxXMrDarknessXxx)
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The invisible man can't see nothing, even by closing his eyes cause his eyes skin are invisible

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdyzq0/the_invisible_man_cant_see_nothing_even_by/ (CapdevilleX)
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Biting your own nails isn’t vegan

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdyysn/biting_your_own_nails_isnt_vegan/ (Shunnorock)
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Putting dirty clothes on is so much more unbearable than keeping dirty clothes on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdyymz/putting_dirty_clothes_on_is_so_much_more/ (cheek-doctor)
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There’s a chance, whilst you’re listening to a song on the radio, someone is dying listening to the same song somewhere else on earth, and that will be the last thing they ever hear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdyrg3/theres_a_chance_whilst_youre_listening_to_a_song/ (tentavia69)
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Nearly everyone will admit they aren't perfect and make mistakes, but it's rare that someone acknowledges they are wrong

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdyr7b/nearly_everyone_will_admit_they_arent_perfect_and/ (Wetowkinboutpractice)
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People chanting "one more song!" at the end of every concert is proof that we never really grow up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdyp84/people_chanting_one_more_song_at_the_end_of_every/ (Wyattbecker)
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There’s an infinite amount of numbers between 1 and 2, but twice as many infinite numbers between 1 and 3

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdyo0v/theres_an_infinite_amount_of_numbers_between_1/ (HelloMumther)
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If the "every meat burrito" from Regular Show has every meat, then Mordecai and Rigby are technically cannibals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdyn8j/if_the_every_meat_burrito_from_regular_show_has/ (street__pharmacist)
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Guys that wear their pants around their knees must really think about the underwear they buy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdyn5n/guys_that_wear_their_pants_around_their_knees/ (PMYourLadyBits4Poems)
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As soon as you try to throw something in the trash but miss, it suddenly feels worse to touch the thing you threw.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdymmc/as_soon_as_you_try_to_throw_something_in_the/ (MrMcQwerty)
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There’s a very high chance that no thoughts will ever be original because of simply how long humans have been alive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdyluo/theres_a_very_high_chance_that_no_thoughts_will/ (HelloMumther)
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The real reason dogs like it when we talk in the stupid voice is probably because it is closer to their language.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdyidu/the_real_reason_dogs_like_it_when_we_talk_in_the/ (fishingduke)
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Someday, there will be a last generation on earth before it stops being inhabitable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdyica/someday_there_will_be_a_last_generation_on_earth/ (QueenElsaArrendelle)
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The 15773rd to 15777th digits of Pi are '69420'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdyhsd/the_15773rd_to_15777th_digits_of_pi_are_69420/ (PetiteGousseDAil)
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Everybody hates waiting for something, but likes getting it. But when applied to death its usually the opposite

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdyf99/everybody_hates_waiting_for_something_but_likes/ (PLAYR13777)
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Most things become harder to see by either getting closer to them, or farther away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdyb7l/most_things_become_harder_to_see_by_either/ (Kickenbless)
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You know you are in love when you can think a person when you hear the word 'love'.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdy9oq/you_know_you_are_in_love_when_you_can_think_a/ (thatesa)
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A good way to know whether someone is interested in you or not is if in an extended conversation, you're the only one asking the questions, then the answer is most likely negative

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdy9o7/a_good_way_to_know_whether_someone_is_interested/ ([deleted])
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Things would get really weird if internet cookies started to effect changes in our day to day lives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdy99x/things_would_get_really_weird_if_internet_cookies/ (Leucopaxillus)
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The toys in Toy Story start out as the centre of their kids’ attention, but are gradually out-grown and left behind - Toy Story isn’t about kids, it’s about parents

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdy948/the_toys_in_toy_story_start_out_as_the_centre_of/ (one_dead_president)
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"People always want what they don't have". Um, no fucking shit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdy6v3/people_always_want_what_they_dont_have_um_no/ ([deleted])
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In the future when the machines take over. Owning computers and cars is gonna be seen as modern day slave owners by the machines.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdy6jm/in_the_future_when_the_machines_take_over_owning/ ([deleted])
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Trying to not be a "normie" makes you a "normie" because so many people are trying to not be "normie"s anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdy6h9/trying_to_not_be_a_normie_makes_you_a_normie/ (Elrond_Halfelven)
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Cake days are some of the only celebrations that aren't affected by covid-19

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdy3vv/cake_days_are_some_of_the_only_celebrations_that/ (DrummingCouch)
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Driving recklessly is the opposite of driving wrecklessly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdy32v/driving_recklessly_is_the_opposite_of_driving/ (_RocketSurgeon_)
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The candle industry probably tried its best to demonize electricity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdy2b9/the_candle_industry_probably_tried_its_best_to/ ([deleted])
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We need to give some of the elderly fake-article and malicious-advertisement internet filters like we give children mature internet filters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdy18l/we_need_to_give_some_of_the_elderly_fakearticle/ (mantis_sandwich)
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Being an adult is watching financially vulnerable fictional characters or real people be gifted really expensive things and wondering how they are going to pay the taxes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdy0ck/being_an_adult_is_watching_financially_vulnerable/ (DonBoy30)
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If you eat a girls ass on her birthday, you are eating birthday cake

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdxzp0/if_you_eat_a_girls_ass_on_her_birthday_you_are/ ([deleted])
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Everything you want is on the other side of fear

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdxza2/everything_you_want_is_on_the_other_side_of_fear/ (Johnbob-John)
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The womens clothing brand that's going to make their clothing with functional pockets will hit it big.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdxwt5/the_womens_clothing_brand_thats_going_to_make/ (Breros)
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People seem to have no resistance in using someone else's phone, even though it's the same one we use while taking a poo or masturbating

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdxwph/people_seem_to_have_no_resistance_in_using/ (pirobinha)
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Most sea animals probably don't know dry land exists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdxw49/most_sea_animals_probably_dont_know_dry_land/ (mr_bones-)
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Spotify probably has some of the world's most accurate distracted driving data due to users turning off car mode while they are moving in a vehicle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdxu4x/spotify_probably_has_some_of_the_worlds_most/ (ElColiflor)
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If you have twin brother or sister, you probably weren't planned by your parents.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdxszx/if_you_have_twin_brother_or_sister_you_probably/ (mroowa)
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Tampons and contacts have the same energy. So does glasses and pads.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdxsz0/tampons_and_contacts_have_the_same_energy_so_does/ (longhornsteakhouse1)
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Ice cream-flavored cones and cone-flavored ice cream.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdxrys/ice_creamflavored_cones_and_coneflavored_ice_cream/ (Psychowitz)
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If a patient dies during an operation, then his medical problem is still solved

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdxqeg/if_a_patient_dies_during_an_operation_then_his/ (maarten2005)
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The world might look different if it was culturally appropriate to ask for references from exes when considering a romantic partner

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdxpp6/the_world_might_look_different_if_it_was/ (airhalfcalf)
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You know your kitchen is toxic when you find cockroaches, who have the ability to survive nucleur blasts, dead everywhere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdxpao/you_know_your_kitchen_is_toxic_when_you_find/ (SomeguyHull123)
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No matter how big PP the guy in hentai has, your PP is one dimension bigger then his.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdxlht/no_matter_how_big_pp_the_guy_in_hentai_has_your/ (Ibloly0127)
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A civilization that developed in an ice age warm period like ours, but never developed space travel, would likely completely disappear once the ice came back, not leaving anything behind

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdxiza/a_civilization_that_developed_in_an_ice_age_warm/ (njuff22)
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People believe going to a prestigious university is a waste of money, yet are upset when prestigious university discriminates in admissions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdxgtk/people_believe_going_to_a_prestigious_university/ (IMissFreedom)
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Before razors/tweezers were widely used by women, nipple hair on women was completely normal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdxgoq/before_razorstweezers_were_widely_used_by_women/ (elidameow)
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If flatulence smelled great, men would probably fart as hard as they could around women to attract them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdxftr/if_flatulence_smelled_great_men_would_probably/ (PatchThePiracy)
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Farting in a zoom meeting is more embarrassing than farting in an in-person meeting, solely because of the speech-detection feature.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdxeni/farting_in_a_zoom_meeting_is_more_embarrassing/ (MohanBhargava)
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The NBA is pay-to-win.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdxdyl/the_nba_is_paytowin/ (Coach_Trotter)
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Only upward escalators are actually escalators.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdxd47/only_upward_escalators_are_actually_escalators/ (ElBadBiscuit)
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Scars remind us where we've been. But they don't have to dictate where we're going.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdxcxe/scars_remind_us_where_weve_been_but_they_dont/ ([deleted])
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For a species which like to be known for uniqueness, humans sure do like to make friends with similarities instead of differences

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdxcau/for_a_species_which_like_to_be_known_for/ ([deleted])
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The eighth letter of the alphabet is "eightch".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdxb9t/the_eighth_letter_of_the_alphabet_is_eightch/ (doomfree2020)
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No one escapes from life alive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdxb9g/no_one_escapes_from_life_alive/ (saiasox)
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If you glue the legs of the setry turrets from portal to the ground they are invincible

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdx7n3/if_you_glue_the_legs_of_the_setry_turrets_from/ (gandalfonreddit)
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For all we know, females having breasts might be a sign of intelligence for a species

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdx54r/for_all_we_know_females_having_breasts_might_be_a/ (FlawlessPenguinMan)
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You can’t look at the outside of both eyelids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdx525/you_cant_look_at_the_outside_of_both_eyelids/ (mikebellman)
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Love songs are exploiting people's feelings for money and fame but nobody seems to notice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdx3tk/love_songs_are_exploiting_peoples_feelings_for/ (DabtillDeath)
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Answering telephone scam artists

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdx1o8/answering_telephone_scam_artists/ (vladilinsky)
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There can only be 1 quiet kid per class.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdx1cw/there_can_only_be_1_quiet_kid_per_class/ (ImKhazbak_1)
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Life started on a bed and ends on a bed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdx13k/life_started_on_a_bed_and_ends_on_a_bed/ ([deleted])
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Girls like perfume that are meant for women and the same way the boys like the men deodorants. We wear these to impress the opposite gender. So wouldn't it make more sense for women to wear men perfume , and men to wear women perfume.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdx008/girls_like_perfume_that_are_meant_for_women_and/ ([deleted])
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Many people have been murdered over a game involving playing cards, and not a single person has been murdered over a game of Dungeons & Dragons.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdwzvl/many_people_have_been_murdered_over_a_game/ (Touristupdatenola)
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Every breath leads you closer to your last

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdwzuf/every_breath_leads_you_closer_to_your_last/ (smaksandewand)
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The more people that intermingle and intermarry, the percentage of "mixed race people" rises and drops considerably.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdwxzr/the_more_people_that_intermingle_and_intermarry/ (SirMalcolmK)
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There has been a moment in your life where you have been closest to death and you might have not even known.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdwx8f/there_has_been_a_moment_in_your_life_where_you/ (brycede33)
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The greatest inventions ever could've been invented, if not for the fact that they cost too much to make.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdwvmg/the_greatest_inventions_ever_couldve_been/ (SirMalcolmK)
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Sleeping turns being tired into being another type of tired

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdwuxp/sleeping_turns_being_tired_into_being_another/ (Edwux)
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U can only touch ur own reflection

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdwukl/u_can_only_touch_ur_own_reflection/ (loiseje)
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We have to wait for the car to warm up before the air conditioning gets cold.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdwte3/we_have_to_wait_for_the_car_to_warm_up_before_the/ (MattUWayne)
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Hell might not be a place, but rather a state of mind that causes the most terrifying hallucinations your mind can come up with.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdwsri/hell_might_not_be_a_place_but_rather_a_state_of/ (SirMalcolmK)
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In the future, “old” pictures of people are going to be in clear photos (not black/white or grainy)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdwrwe/in_the_future_old_pictures_of_people_are_going_to/ (PippinaintEZ)
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Running with scissors is a much less risky behavior than stabbing with scissors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdwrfx/running_with_scissors_is_a_much_less_risky/ (Thedrunner2)
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If you age to 113, you will be a teenager again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdwr8g/if_you_age_to_113_you_will_be_a_teenager_again/ (Pimped-Butterfly)
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Cripples can't get to heaven because it's a stairway not an elevator

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdwqnq/cripples_cant_get_to_heaven_because_its_a/ (Turtleking23578YT)
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In hockey ice is a noun and icing is a verb, but in baking they are reversed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdwpjl/in_hockey_ice_is_a_noun_and_icing_is_a_verb_but/ (cluracin)
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It's weird that eyesight is the most valuable sense humans have for survival yet over half the population needs glasses or other visual aids

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdwpcd/its_weird_that_eyesight_is_the_most_valuable/ (ChicagoGuy53)
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A rat's life is a horror game and we are the monsters in it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdwmyy/a_rats_life_is_a_horror_game_and_we_are_the/ (zerowo_)
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No one cares if you have copied someone unless if you have become successful by doing so.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdwmip/no_one_cares_if_you_have_copied_someone_unless_if/ (DARK_SHADOW_DJ_31)
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Your shit’s width is how wide your intestines are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdwjsw/your_shits_width_is_how_wide_your_intestines_are/ (takis_fuego)
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The first floor of a building is always the biggest

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdwjqy/the_first_floor_of_a_building_is_always_the/ (mercolorecords)
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Loneliness is a nightmare for most children and teens but is a treasured relief for most adults.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdwh8y/loneliness_is_a_nightmare_for_most_children_and/ (SirMalcolmK)
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Actors live both real and fake lives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdwdkm/actors_live_both_real_and_fake_lives/ (MansNotHot772)
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Toothless zombies are literally harmless

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdw9z2/toothless_zombies_are_literally_harmless/ (shinihikari)
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Dealing with our hair is so messy and troublesome yet it's better than going bald

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdw9dv/dealing_with_our_hair_is_so_messy_and_troublesome/ (sgavatarbender)
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Going to sleep is just going offline in real life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdw8rr/going_to_sleep_is_just_going_offline_in_real_life/ (Mike_Aztonz)
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during homosapien infancy, the africans were top of the food chain more than any other group

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdw839/during_homosapien_infancy_the_africans_were_top/ (rynoboy1993)
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Papercuts are trees' low-key revenge against humanity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdw7yp/papercuts_are_trees_lowkey_revenge_against/ (DrAwkward404)
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A nurse breastfeeding her baby is a nursing nurse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdw6od/a_nurse_breastfeeding_her_baby_is_a_nursing_nurse/ (Thedrunner2)
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Taking a shit and playing clash of clans is the definition of peace.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdw6i4/taking_a_shit_and_playing_clash_of_clans_is_the/ (AdamREEE)
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A cup filled with ice is also filled with water, however a cup filled with water is not always filled with ice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdw60x/a_cup_filled_with_ice_is_also_filled_with_water/ ([deleted])
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Explosives are scarier when they don’t go off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdw3z6/explosives_are_scarier_when_they_dont_go_off/ (coopdog900)
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Impregnation is an inside job.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdw3w9/impregnation_is_an_inside_job/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Seeing that cubone always wear their mother skull, the cubone population may never expand because only one cubone can wear the mothers skull

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdw32g/seeing_that_cubone_always_wear_their_mother_skull/ (dankpenguin69)
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Birthdays are fatal in large doses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdw0a2/birthdays_are_fatal_in_large_doses/ (xXInviktor27Xx)
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Medusa's armpit hair is probably lots of little snakes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdvy6r/medusas_armpit_hair_is_probably_lots_of_little/ ([deleted])
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If we born as a flying specie transport would have developed as private, not public. Pulleys, oblique movement and landing platforms would take the place of vehicles in cities of skyscrapers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdvy30/if_we_born_as_a_flying_specie_transport_would/ (Elil_50)
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Life is a pay to win game.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdvwju/life_is_a_pay_to_win_game/ (xXInviktor27Xx)
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When you make a picture more pixelated, you are actually making it less pixelated.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdvupt/when_you_make_a_picture_more_pixelated_you_are/ (Cupboard-Boi)
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Having a lot of laundry simultaneously makes you very clean and very dirty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdvujc/having_a_lot_of_laundry_simultaneously_makes_you/ (JuanToTray)
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The original Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory was produced by Quaker Oats

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdvu19/the_original_willy_wonka_and_the_chocolate/ (Vincesolo)
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5pm on a Friday feels a lot different than 5pm on a Sunday.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdvtdd/5pm_on_a_friday_feels_a_lot_different_than_5pm_on/ (JuanToTray)
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Our calculator's history may be more embarrassing than our browsers'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdvsy5/our_calculators_history_may_be_more_embarrassing/ ([deleted])
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People will make fun of you for believing celebrities are puppets being used to influence society, and then in the very next breath they will refer to a celebrity as an “influencer”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdvskl/people_will_make_fun_of_you_for_believing/ (Jumido730)
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People born in late 2000s were the first ever generation to have HD childhood photos.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdvras/people_born_in_late_2000s_were_the_first_ever/ (willflyfortacos)
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Generally, people who are not very smart are way more happy and content with their lives than the people who are very intelligent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdvr7a/generally_people_who_are_not_very_smart_are_way/ (sm217)
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On a global scale it’s all been downhill since Harambe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdvpov/on_a_global_scale_its_all_been_downhill_since/ (Chronlinson)
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If perfume and aftershave are designed to be alluring to the opposite sex, then "manly smells" are feminine scents, and "girlie smells" are masculine. After all... That's the way it's designed to arouse folks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdvox4/if_perfume_and_aftershave_are_designed_to_be/ (freenarative)
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Every corner is the same size

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdvoch/every_corner_is_the_same_size/ (iamapersonmf)
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A subtitled audiobook would just be the book.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdvo8i/a_subtitled_audiobook_would_just_be_the_book/ (Im-a-huge-fan)
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If perfume and aftershave is designed to be alluring to the opposite sex, then "manly smells" are feminine scents, and "girlie smells" are masculine. After all... That's the way it's designed to arouse floks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdvnys/if_perfume_and_aftershave_is_designed_to_be/ ([deleted])
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A lot of punk rock songs written 20 some years ago are starting to get scarily relevant again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdvnml/a_lot_of_punk_rock_songs_written_20_some_years/ (lolhead_stomp)
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Sandpaper and files are abrasives which happen to be used for both roughening up a surface and polishing to a smooth finish

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdvnal/sandpaper_and_files_are_abrasives_which_happen_to/ (metalparrot1)
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Earth is an open world RPG where we won’t be able to accomplish all of the side missions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdvn8p/earth_is_an_open_world_rpg_where_we_wont_be_able/ (ostrich_fondlerer)
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Shaman King was the first Jojo's Bizarre Adventures

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdvmxe/shaman_king_was_the_first_jojos_bizarre_adventures/ (im_dead_inside0k)
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Not having milk in the morning is exactly like burning your pinky. You don’t realize how much you actually use it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdvm7n/not_having_milk_in_the_morning_is_exactly_like/ (richard_vaynes)
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Sleeping like a baby and working like a dog are absolutely nothing like their conversational uses suggest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdvly7/sleeping_like_a_baby_and_working_like_a_dog_are/ (Xander_Cloud)
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Mammal mothers have mammaries.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdvkcz/mammal_mothers_have_mammaries/ (Hailtothething)
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the greatest heroic deeds are those we don't know about

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdvjlk/the_greatest_heroic_deeds_are_those_we_dont_know/ (davidstabil)
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Seasoning is mostly pulverized vegetables that we somehow don't want to eat whole and instead throw on our food to give it the vegetables taste nonetheless.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdvj7f/seasoning_is_mostly_pulverized_vegetables_that_we/ (realjotri)
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For people who only use Wikipedia for finding historical information, editing wiki pages is rewriting their history

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdvj0j/for_people_who_only_use_wikipedia_for_finding/ (L0ading---)
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Pants can also be uncomfortable but we still wear them for the good of the public.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdviub/pants_can_also_be_uncomfortable_but_we_still_wear/ (azgrunt)
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If we are reborn after we die, it doesn't have to be on earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdvist/if_we_are_reborn_after_we_die_it_doesnt_have_to/ (Whyismynameused)
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Every year you hit your death day and don't know it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdvgl9/every_year_you_hit_your_death_day_and_dont_know_it/ (G_man252)
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The casting stories of margot robbie in ten years will be insane

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdvgki/the_casting_stories_of_margot_robbie_in_ten_years/ (Yourpersonalpilot)
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Money is never really yours, it’s just your turn with it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdvg12/money_is_never_really_yours_its_just_your_turn/ (patate324)
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An empty browser history is more telling than a full one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdvfc1/an_empty_browser_history_is_more_telling_than_a/ (Rusty_sniper1)
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Grape flavored candy for kids is actually not grape flavor. It’s red wine flavor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdve0x/grape_flavored_candy_for_kids_is_actually_not/ (flapjackbandit00)
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Dogs can understand the human species, but the human species cannot understand dogs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdvdzo/dogs_can_understand_the_human_species_but_the/ (twilight-star)
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Ah yes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdvdty/ah_yes/ ([deleted])
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10 is 50% nothing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdvdi9/10_is_50_nothing/ ([deleted])
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Being tall is actually unhealthy for the environment as they require bigger buildings and cars, more food, and require more space in the ground in when buried

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdvdgu/being_tall_is_actually_unhealthy_for_the/ (Trask37)
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Hamstrings are the biceps of legs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdvcgk/hamstrings_are_the_biceps_of_legs/ (_waterlemon_xd)
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rules don’t actually exist. they’re enforced by people who think they have to, because they might be punished by people who think they have to punish them. if everyone just decided not to follow them, nothing would actually stop us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdv9mg/rules_dont_actually_exist_theyre_enforced_by/ (Isaacpastor)
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You're not really bored, just unmotivated.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdv9b0/youre_not_really_bored_just_unmotivated/ (86-Everything)
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Gandalf tells Aragorn “swords are no more use here” regarding the Balrog, but then battles and slays it with a sword.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdv92o/gandalf_tells_aragorn_swords_are_no_more_use_here/ (Krieger_Bot_OO7)
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For some reason, the more formal the event the more cleavage it is acceptable to show

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdv6uz/for_some_reason_the_more_formal_the_event_the/ (moneybot13)
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There are several ways to kill a zombie, but the most satisfying one is to stab it in the brain with a wooden stick.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdv6gn/there_are_several_ways_to_kill_a_zombie_but_the/ (RocketRambo)
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Dolphins and humans both may think their “sky” is “space”. Both don’t breathe as well there, both must blast off thru an atmospheric layer, both can’t live without assistance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdv5z4/dolphins_and_humans_both_may_think_their_sky_is/ ([deleted])
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For such a large universe, it doesn't seem like there's very many retired marvel heroes or villains.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdv57i/for_such_a_large_universe_it_doesnt_seem_like/ (bricksheffield)
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You’d probably be really good pals with most of the animals you end up eating

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdv550/youd_probably_be_really_good_pals_with_most_of/ (allthefiends)
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Something going downhill and being an uphill battle are both bad. Avoid hills.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdv48c/something_going_downhill_and_being_an_uphill/ (rainandecho)
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Until broadband for all is a thing, there is most likely a subset of us that are unknowingly conditioned to be aroused by video buffering wheels.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdv3fj/until_broadband_for_all_is_a_thing_there_is_most/ (selmorefl)
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Every other apex predator was doomed the second a human figured out how to throw a rock, it's been all downhill for them ever since.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdv36s/every_other_apex_predator_was_doomed_the_second_a/ (meh-oh-nai-se)
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An actor is only as good as he pretends to be.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdv36n/an_actor_is_only_as_good_as_he_pretends_to_be/ (PaulsWellEndsWell)
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There are so many bread crumbs at the bottom of a toaster.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdv1lq/there_are_so_many_bread_crumbs_at_the_bottom_of_a/ ([deleted])
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Getting bulging veins is nature's way of nerfing you when you get stronger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hduza5/getting_bulging_veins_is_natures_way_of_nerfing/ (UsefulTip4)
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Wolverine can't be circumcised.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hduu3o/wolverine_cant_be_circumcised/ (yourvirginstepdaddy)
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The face mask is actually a face underwear

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdur2c/the_face_mask_is_actually_a_face_underwear/ (rawSingularity)
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The townsfolk might have liked Belle from Beauty and the Beast more if she hadn't constantly danced around town singing about how boring they all were

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdup7s/the_townsfolk_might_have_liked_belle_from_beauty/ (Lindvaettr)
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Most probably, there are still uncontacted ethnicities that doesn’t know basic things that are so common to a normal person. Like amazon tribes don’t know water can freeze or esquimals have no idea it can boil.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hduo8p/most_probably_there_are_still_uncontacted/ (kiko_audi)
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Thinking dogs look cute with their tongues hanging out their mouth is akin to thinking someone looks cute while heavily sweating.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdumch/thinking_dogs_look_cute_with_their_tongues/ (Yamilivetho)
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Your phone is actually your RL Pip-Boy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdum7u/your_phone_is_actually_your_rl_pipboy/ (AristideCalice)
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Abed from Community is a much more realistic example of autism than Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdum01/abed_from_community_is_a_much_more_realistic/ (Long-Afternoon)
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Dogs listen, cats scheme.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdulbd/dogs_listen_cats_scheme/ (mgswong)
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initiative is a word made 40% of the letter i.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdui10/initiative_is_a_word_made_40_of_the_letter_i/ (Atys101)
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Most people know the least history about the first few years of their life, because it wouldn't be in a history book yet and they didn't learn about it because they were young.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hduh3n/most_people_know_the_least_history_about_the/ (lissofossil)
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When you give someone a gift card it’s like saying “here’s money but you’re only allowed to spend it at one spot”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdugch/when_you_give_someone_a_gift_card_its_like_saying/ (Lights-On-Bitch)
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Plastic is made from oil, So toy dinosaurs are made from dinosaurs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdufye/plastic_is_made_from_oil_so_toy_dinosaurs_are/ (jopo088)
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If there were such thing as a social media snitch, Snapchat would take the crown.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hduc1t/if_there_were_such_thing_as_a_social_media_snitch/ (trushal02)
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If nothing is impossible, then why wouldn't it be completely possible for some things to be impossible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdub5d/if_nothing_is_impossible_then_why_wouldnt_it_be/ (Madam_T)
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The old English version of "How do you do?" Is "How doth dost thou?"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hduaf0/the_old_english_version_of_how_do_you_do_is_how/ (OiTheRolk)
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Due to human instinct, most people still tries to cover their mouth when sneezing even with masks on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdu95w/due_to_human_instinct_most_people_still_tries_to/ (RichieCore27)
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The only way to decide if there is a method better than the scientific method is by using the scientific method to validate it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdu8sw/the_only_way_to_decide_if_there_is_a_method/ (HTMALK)
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Goku and Chi Chi Having a Baby is Technically Bestiality

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdu7d8/goku_and_chi_chi_having_a_baby_is_technically/ (awesomeman11658)
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Johnny Lawrence said he was turning over a new leaf in first karate kid, proof he was actually the good guy and larusso was the bully

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdu68x/johnny_lawrence_said_he_was_turning_over_a_new/ (mayners)
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If objects, buildings, monuments or nature could talk, we would know a lot more about history

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdu4j7/if_objects_buildings_monuments_or_nature_could/ (ChartsDeGaulle)
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Rick Astley has probably gotten rick-rolled before and no one ever knew.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdu3ln/rick_astley_has_probably_gotten_rickrolled_before/ (albino_child)
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It's so much more fun to get mad at things then it is to fix them and have them disappear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdu3la/its_so_much_more_fun_to_get_mad_at_things_then_it/ (ginwithbutts)
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All people have won a marathon (in a cellular level) In their mother’s vagina

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdtyz8/all_people_have_won_a_marathon_in_a_cellular/ (Eyes_of_The_Lord)
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Normal clocks and watches are useless in space.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdtvra/normal_clocks_and_watches_are_useless_in_space/ ([deleted])
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Instagram is "Show & Tell: The App"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdtv2l/instagram_is_show_tell_the_app/ (Xander_Cloud)
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The brain named itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdtss5/the_brain_named_itself/ ([deleted])
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If a kid seems quiet or introverted, it's equally likely that they just don't like talking to you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdtrf7/if_a_kid_seems_quiet_or_introverted_its_equally/ (YacobJWB)
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Reality is an mmorpg in which you have to avoid becoming an npc, by doing quests

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdtqa7/reality_is_an_mmorpg_in_which_you_have_to_avoid/ (EvelynnSpoiler)
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Asleep dental surgery will be the next greatest medical achievement

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdtp04/asleep_dental_surgery_will_be_the_next_greatest/ (AdamantiusTheGreat)
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Everything you’ve ever owned is still on earth somewhere

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdtort/everything_youve_ever_owned_is_still_on_earth/ (notelonmusk949)
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We constantly lie about how much we "bet" things will happen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdtoq5/we_constantly_lie_about_how_much_we_bet_things/ (6K6L)
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"Take care of it" has 2 opposite meanings depending on the context

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdto4r/take_care_of_it_has_2_opposite_meanings_depending/ ([deleted])
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Many of us feel alone on the only planet we know where you are not alone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdtmsa/many_of_us_feel_alone_on_the_only_planet_we_know/ (DrShoreRL)
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Bug repellent companies would away with just putting regular wax in bug repelling candles because people would just think that got a bad candle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdtmpq/bug_repellent_companies_would_away_with_just/ (astronplays)
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Most accidents happen because humans have no sense for inertia

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdtm2g/most_accidents_happen_because_humans_have_no/ (NotKhad)
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Acknowledging that your life is a TV show/movie you will be breaking the 4th wall, possibly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdtm0g/acknowledging_that_your_life_is_a_tv_showmovie/ (CrosBae93)
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Sex leads to children, no family without children, therefore sex is family friendly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdtkm8/sex_leads_to_children_no_family_without_children/ (Khris777)
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It's impossible to store kinetic energy because once you store it, it becomes potential energy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdtk2m/its_impossible_to_store_kinetic_energy_because/ ([deleted])
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There are people who’ve never truly heard their own voice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdtk2e/there_are_people_whove_never_truly_heard_their/ (Entitledassholes)
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"That guy" is probably "fun at parties".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdtk0k/that_guy_is_probably_fun_at_parties/ (Gilsworth)
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There's no standing still in life. You're either moving forward or falling behind

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdtjvw/theres_no_standing_still_in_life_youre_either/ (demetrios3)
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A pen's refill is the pen's subscription fee.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdtih0/a_pens_refill_is_the_pens_subscription_fee/ (MinecraftVeteran1-1)
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Along w‌‌ith d‌‌iscount t‌‌here s‌‌hould b‌‌e a‌‌ r‌‌eal r‌‌eason f‌‌or t‌‌hat d‌‌iscount p‌‌rovided.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdti1q/along_with_discount_there_should_be_a_real_reason/ (vpetrychuk)
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Using circa and ergo in a sentence almost always sounds wrong

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdthn5/using_circa_and_ergo_in_a_sentence_almost_always/ (KarmaFuhrer)
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We are scared to die, but we aren't scared on how we will die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdtgrx/we_are_scared_to_die_but_we_arent_scared_on_how/ ([deleted])
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The word Shotgun is normal. But that’s like calling a sandwich an Eatfood

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdtflp/the_word_shotgun_is_normal_but_thats_like_calling/ (GLyph483)
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Everyone wants to be a superhero, but based on comic book statistics, majority of us would turn out as villains

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdtffo/everyone_wants_to_be_a_superhero_but_based_on/ (Lnsuppressible)
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The fact that Elastigirl was having sex with Mister Incredible implies that she can also manipulate her vagina for sex, and it can be a fast birth for her children.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdtdf4/the_fact_that_elastigirl_was_having_sex_with/ (WendiWendigo)
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Mothers and Fathers get one day while sharks get a whole week

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdta0f/mothers_and_fathers_get_one_day_while_sharks_get/ (Uncharteredfugazis)
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Women are considered "slim thicc" while guys are "skinny fat"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdt993/women_are_considered_slim_thicc_while_guys_are/ (i_leveled)
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Ghost are dead people using noclip

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdt6p7/ghost_are_dead_people_using_noclip/ (NilltaN)
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People who think sleeping with your clothes on is gross have no problem taking naps fully clothed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdt63a/people_who_think_sleeping_with_your_clothes_on_is/ (VerdiiSykes)
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Taking drugs is the only thing in life that's fun, since whenever you have fun, you're brain releases Dopamine, which is a drug.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdt32r/taking_drugs_is_the_only_thing_in_life_thats_fun/ (TheRealBaconBrian)
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Male anime characters don’t actually have nipples

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdt1vm/male_anime_characters_dont_actually_have_nipples/ (nuttybumman)
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If dogs could talk they could probably blackmail the shit out of everybody

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdt1pe/if_dogs_could_talk_they_could_probably_blackmail/ (ghacc)
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If we discovered faster than light travel

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdsz0w/if_we_discovered_faster_than_light_travel/ (VaderNova)
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The only memories you have of events which did not actually occur in real life are all from your dreams

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdsxr5/the_only_memories_you_have_of_events_which_did/ (2020Chapter)
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Cheating on your cat is watching funny cat videos when you have a cat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdis08/cheating_on_your_cat_is_watching_funny_cat_videos/ (Karoner)
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Technically vanilla ice cream is bean flavored

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdir1e/technically_vanilla_ice_cream_is_bean_flavored/ (learnaboutnetworking)
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Tv Shows, Movies, and Games were created because life is boring

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdir0u/tv_shows_movies_and_games_were_created_because/ (ShrekLord_2714)
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The actual "ice cream" part of (most store-bought) chocolate chip ice cream is worse than vanilla ice cream.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdipa4/the_actual_ice_cream_part_of_most_storebought/ (annikki_love)
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If you are the tallest person alive, you have experienced every other person on Earths height.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdio36/if_you_are_the_tallest_person_alive_you_have/ (chickenjoe769)
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Records only last for as long as the things they are recorded on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdimn6/records_only_last_for_as_long_as_the_things_they/ (Joshua_Is_Zeus)
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The universe is a giant shit flinging contest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdiiyy/the_universe_is_a_giant_shit_flinging_contest/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Nudists who wear facemasks technically aren't nudists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdihnr/nudists_who_wear_facemasks_technically_arent/ (athegamerguy)
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Being immortal and invincible is actually a curse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdihnp/being_immortal_and_invincible_is_actually_a_curse/ (Ankylopea)
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No one is perfect, but everyone perfectly completes each other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdihk4/no_one_is_perfect_but_everyone_perfectly/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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It's as if we are in the age of no accountability.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdideu/its_as_if_we_are_in_the_age_of_no_accountability/ (sg-kono)
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Your brain is both the producer and consumer of dreams and nightmares when you sleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdichc/your_brain_is_both_the_producer_and_consumer_of/ (somkkeshav555)
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The word "lime" refers to both an acidic fruit and an alkaline mineral.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdibhu/the_word_lime_refers_to_both_an_acidic_fruit_and/ (ArmeniaCityInTheSky)
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If we are alone in the universe, world records are also universe records.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdib0e/if_we_are_alone_in_the_universe_world_records_are/ (rainandecho)
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Queue could remove all but first letter and not miss a beat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdi9k5/queue_could_remove_all_but_first_letter_and_not/ (Gary_October)
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Technically Father’s Day is motherfucker day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdi934/technically_fathers_day_is_motherfucker_day/ (jnmath)
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If Chickens ate their own eggs they could become the strongest animals on the planet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdi7wx/if_chickens_ate_their_own_eggs_they_could_become/ (RushinPancake)
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Doja Cat makes music for girls who made their Barbies have sex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdi6s7/doja_cat_makes_music_for_girls_who_made_their/ (xesus2019)
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A joke is probably original if the person who told it is also laughing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdi54p/a_joke_is_probably_original_if_the_person_who/ (Ezyx400)
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Team Rocket explains how life begins and ends

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdi4us/team_rocket_explains_how_life_begins_and_ends/ (LoneParticle)
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Giraffes always have the advantage when watching fireworks in a crowd

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdi2ts/giraffes_always_have_the_advantage_when_watching/ (SomeguyHull123)
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Obi Wan Kenobi died the same way that Darth Plagueis did.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdi2i6/obi_wan_kenobi_died_the_same_way_that_darth/ (WonderboyAmazingo)
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Thor uses lightening as a weapon, but never thunder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdhzjq/thor_uses_lightening_as_a_weapon_but_never_thunder/ (Lookalikemike)
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We cook for mom on Mother’s Day, but dad cooks for us on Father’s Day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdhz5h/we_cook_for_mom_on_mothers_day_but_dad_cooks_for/ (jsilvy)
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Humans make mistakes and therefore are prone to conflict with one another.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdhy4k/humans_make_mistakes_and_therefore_are_prone_to/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Doors on homes open inward, while doors at businesses and public buildings open out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdhxtn/doors_on_homes_open_inward_while_doors_at/ (Hoss_delgato355)
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If the ball doesn't fit in your mouth, it's not yours.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdhxpf/if_the_ball_doesnt_fit_in_your_mouth_its_not_yours/ (TheRealHazmatHarry)
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You would need to smoke approximately 40 thousand marijuana joints in 15 minutes to have a fatal overdose

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdhxjg/you_would_need_to_smoke_approximately_40_thousand/ ([deleted])
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Gloveboxes are finally getting used for gloves again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdhw26/gloveboxes_are_finally_getting_used_for_gloves/ (DrAwkward404)
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Cutting Edge vs Cutting Corners

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdhw0y/cutting_edge_vs_cutting_corners/ (SadomasochisticOort)
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The "Close Friends" option on Instagram made friendzoning really subtle and easy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdhv5e/the_close_friends_option_on_instagram_made/ (agent218)
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If enough people used cannabis based air fresheners, police dogs would only be good for biting people, and may get less funding

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdhute/if_enough_people_used_cannabis_based_air/ (GoldBankker)
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With wearing mask across world whistling must have gone down substantially.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdht10/with_wearing_mask_across_world_whistling_must/ (tier7stips)
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A green screen fabric is the closest we'll ever get to a cloak of invisibility.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdhsyl/a_green_screen_fabric_is_the_closest_well_ever/ (sangriya)
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Water is soft, until you dive in a pool incorrectly. Then water is hard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdhru8/water_is_soft_until_you_dive_in_a_pool/ (patate324)
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There aren’t nearly as many perfectly arch-shaped mouse holes in the baseboards as cartoons would have had us believe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdhqb9/there_arent_nearly_as_many_perfectly_archshaped/ (StanderdStaples)
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You are probably sitting or sleeping comfortably above one of your dead ancestors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdhog3/you_are_probably_sitting_or_sleeping_comfortably/ (RicardoMilossGoa)
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You could never eat your bodyweight because it grows with every bite

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdhlh7/you_could_never_eat_your_bodyweight_because_it/ (KATMASTSH)
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If someone gets beaten with a bottle of beer they’re beer battered

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdhkvn/if_someone_gets_beaten_with_a_bottle_of_beer/ (HugsNotDrugs)
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Phones need a 2% battery warning because 10% isn’t scary enough to get a charger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdhkgs/phones_need_a_2_battery_warning_because_10_isnt/ (SplungerPlunger)
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Unique espouses (thoughts) always get declined (bread) but unoriginal thoughts always (green) get through.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdhjf3/unique_espouses_thoughts_always_get_declined/ (chrisfowell1)
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'ur' only makes sense when it's a shorter way of saying 'you are', not 'your'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdhgpl/ur_only_makes_sense_when_its_a_shorter_way_of/ (FatherAb)
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Nepotism sounds a lot worse than what it actually is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdhg73/nepotism_sounds_a_lot_worse_than_what_it_actually/ (Pancakeplanet12)
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Some air bubbles from deep sea vents rise up to the surface only to collide with rain drops from the clouds above

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdhett/some_air_bubbles_from_deep_sea_vents_rise_up_to/ (2020Chapter)
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It’s likely you’ll experience at least one Father’s or Mother’s Day without an actual Father or Mother.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdhdmr/its_likely_youll_experience_at_least_one_fathers/ (Ow3nTh3waffle)
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You can make a song out of your farts and autotune.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdhcff/you_can_make_a_song_out_of_your_farts_and_autotune/ ([deleted])
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Almost everyone is going to have a first Father’s Day or Mother’s Day without one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdhbk5/almost_everyone_is_going_to_have_a_first_fathers/ ([deleted])
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We have all seen and recognized the Incredible Hulk, but no one stops to see if there is a Credible one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdhb4c/we_have_all_seen_and_recognized_the_incredible/ (sleeptrouble)
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Honeymoons are mainly romantic and stress-free because you're finally done with wedding planning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdhb0t/honeymoons_are_mainly_romantic_and_stressfree/ (Novaer)
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Both objects and people can be charged with battery.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdham1/both_objects_and_people_can_be_charged_with/ (xThock)
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W is the only letter in the English alphabet that takes more than one syllable to pronounce.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdh8so/w_is_the_only_letter_in_the_english_alphabet_that/ (OfficerFriend1y)
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Queso plus tortilla equals quesadilla

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdh8ow/queso_plus_tortilla_equals_quesadilla/ (jacob0088)
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*Queso* plus *tortilla* is quesadilla

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdh8b8/queso_plus_tortilla_is_quesadilla/ ([deleted])
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A successful marriage is where you have to watch the person you love die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdh6i5/a_successful_marriage_is_where_you_have_to_watch/ (druule10)
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Charcoal is wood jerky.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdh6cg/charcoal_is_wood_jerky/ (originalpersonplace)
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If you live in a decent sized city you probably drive past millions of dollars worth of other cars on your way to work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdh39y/if_you_live_in_a_decent_sized_city_you_probably/ (FuenteFOX)
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The nerve that controls our vocal coords is very poorly designed and goes into the chest and wraps around the Aorta before going to the voice box. Meaning we all kinda speak from the heart.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdh2gm/the_nerve_that_controls_our_vocal_coords_is_very/ (General-Anderson)
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It’s the ignorant people that think everyone else is the ignorant ones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdh2a6/its_the_ignorant_people_that_think_everyone_else/ (Friedgrace)
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AI in the near future could automate a lot of jobs, making their owners very rich and others with not enough money to buy their products

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdh27q/ai_in_the_near_future_could_automate_a_lot_of/ (chhab798)
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Never trust a person named after a luxury vehicle, because you will end up robbed and beaten

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdh21z/never_trust_a_person_named_after_a_luxury_vehicle/ (rynoboy1993)
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The setting for Night at the Museum could've been a horror movie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdh1ro/the_setting_for_night_at_the_museum_couldve_been/ (SuperNerdNathan)
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Despite being only 4 lines, the Happy Birthday song feels like an eternity to sing or listen through.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdgyv4/despite_being_only_4_lines_the_happy_birthday/ (joereadsstuff)
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software programmers are good at experimental cooking. They can iteratively make better recipes than others.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdgysx/software_programmers_are_good_at_experimental/ (killedbykindness)
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The dangerous part of doing stir fry in the summer is forgetting to put your shirt on first.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdgy6y/the_dangerous_part_of_doing_stir_fry_in_the/ (twowrist)
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Gnomes playing soccer on the grass tickles their balls.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdgxur/gnomes_playing_soccer_on_the_grass_tickles_their/ ([deleted])
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Premature babies are early access parenthood

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdgvi0/premature_babies_are_early_access_parenthood/ (ppardee)
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By killing every mosquitoes we can, we are probably creating more alert and efficient mosquitoes through natural selection

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdguon/by_killing_every_mosquitoes_we_can_we_are/ (BobThe5th)
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If Lady Simps and Boy Simps would just date each other they would both be happy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdgula/if_lady_simps_and_boy_simps_would_just_date_each/ (SlightlyNotFunny)
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People don't fear the dark, they fear what might be concealed within it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdguk8/people_dont_fear_the_dark_they_fear_what_might_be/ (Screwed_38)
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Good pictures help you remember smells.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdgu0r/good_pictures_help_you_remember_smells/ (FishOuttaWhiskey)
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If you attempt to rob a bank, regardless of your success, for the next several years you won’t have to worry about food, rent or bills.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdgtn2/if_you_attempt_to_rob_a_bank_regardless_of_your/ ([deleted])
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A smart person will simply look something up if they're unsure, but a stupid person is rarely unsure

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdgt39/a_smart_person_will_simply_look_something_up_if/ (crashdaddy)
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The iPhone calculator has the same color scheme as pornhub.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdgsb5/the_iphone_calculator_has_the_same_color_scheme/ (Retry_password)
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A Lost Dog poster is also a Wanted poster.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdgs9y/a_lost_dog_poster_is_also_a_wanted_poster/ (PrinceHumperTinkTink)
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The more pairs of underwear you go through in a day, the better the day is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdgr0z/the_more_pairs_of_underwear_you_go_through_in_a/ (mawawawiggle)
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A video tutorial on how to assemble something is also a tutorial of how to disassemble it if you play it backwards

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdgqnm/a_video_tutorial_on_how_to_assemble_something_is/ (dubberruckyyy)
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The most unbelievable thing about Star Wars is that cleansers work like they do on earth. Also that the force from gravity is the same on all planets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdgq50/the_most_unbelievable_thing_about_star_wars_is/ (punitiveabyss)
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Orange soda cannot become flat, it can only become Hi-C.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdgq1d/orange_soda_cannot_become_flat_it_can_only_become/ (Openly_Guarded)
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Getting the birthday candles to light when it is windy out is as much a yearly tradition as blowing out the candles (for those who celebrate outside)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdgp5d/getting_the_birthday_candles_to_light_when_it_is/ (ilikemes8)
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Hell isn't a fire pit but a museum of regrets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdgndv/hell_isnt_a_fire_pit_but_a_museum_of_regrets/ (j__knight638)
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The longer an ice cube is in a glass, the slower it melts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdgmxk/the_longer_an_ice_cube_is_in_a_glass_the_slower/ (kiri1234jojo)
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When you use a racial epithet on someone you are assuming that you have something in common that is a far closer bond than skin color: a shared language.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdgmjd/when_you_use_a_racial_epithet_on_someone_you_are/ (PandaCheese2016)
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You can see into the past, but only for a few nanoseconds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdglc4/you_can_see_into_the_past_but_only_for_a_few/ (Happycarriage)
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Disguises are real life photoshop

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdgkcb/disguises_are_real_life_photoshop/ (The_malaganch)
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Hipsters won't put yeast in their bread but they'll put it on their popcorn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdgjq8/hipsters_wont_put_yeast_in_their_bread_but_theyll/ (SunshineBlueSky7)
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A genie can't kill anyone but could turn your enemy into a bug who could easily be squashed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdgjh6/a_genie_cant_kill_anyone_but_could_turn_your/ (EarthMarsUranus)
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Most of the floss we produce is made for fingers, not teeth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdgios/most_of_the_floss_we_produce_is_made_for_fingers/ (RockleyBob)
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your buttcheeks are still together after all of the shit that has happened between them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdgcd9/your_buttcheeks_are_still_together_after_all_of/ (Art3mis10-Maze-Runne)
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Teenager consider it a compliment when they get told they look old for the age, but for old people, it’s the opposite

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdgbdj/teenager_consider_it_a_compliment_when_they_get/ (Creepr2011)
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All the wives posting about their husbands being the "best dad" probably won't understand that's statistically impossible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdgb6t/all_the_wives_posting_about_their_husbands_being/ (alltime_pf_guru)
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Most smartasses are dumbasses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdgatc/most_smartasses_are_dumbasses/ (FishOuttaWhiskey)
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The inside of doors moves quicker than the outside.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdgaa5/the_inside_of_doors_moves_quicker_than_the_outside/ (bjr29_redit)
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People don't fear the dark, they fear the absence of light

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdg8fn/people_dont_fear_the_dark_they_fear_the_absence/ ([deleted])
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the only difference between males and females is iron.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdg880/the_only_difference_between_males_and_females_is/ ([deleted])
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If a robot beat the "I'm not a robot" capture no one would ever know and there's nothing you could do about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdg4kx/if_a_robot_beat_the_im_not_a_robot_capture_no_one/ (IDK2old2giveafuck)
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All motorcycles sound like they're listening to the same exact song blaring their radio.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdg2gu/all_motorcycles_sound_like_theyre_listening_to/ (rewardsthroway)
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The word "go" could be an acronym for "get out"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdg15e/the_word_go_could_be_an_acronym_for_get_out/ (Cr00kedKing)
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If someone involved with the assassination of JFK was watching JFK on TV while he got assassinated he technically got stream sniped

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdg0fe/if_someone_involved_with_the_assassination_of_jfk/ (WonderboyAmazingo)
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The quickest way to get the right answer to a question on any Internet forum is post as fact the incorrect answer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdfxyg/the_quickest_way_to_get_the_right_answer_to_a/ (jy15)
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Gas giants are rocky planets with extra thick atmospheres

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdfxsi/gas_giants_are_rocky_planets_with_extra_thick/ (Luift_13)
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We don’t know what dinosaurs actually sound like because nobody was around to hear them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdfwkz/we_dont_know_what_dinosaurs_actually_sound_like/ (Expired-coconut)
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Websites who insist on autoplay videos seem to have won the battle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdfwbz/websites_who_insist_on_autoplay_videos_seem_to/ (Spajster)
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18 year olds are by definition teenagers, yet no one considers them to be teenagers in real life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdfvrb/18_year_olds_are_by_definition_teenagers_yet_no/ (IMissFreedom)
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Birds would sound a lot scarier if they sounded like humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdft6p/birds_would_sound_a_lot_scarier_if_they_sounded/ (roseboy19)
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It’s kind of insane that cavemen just kept making random sounds to each other until it evolved into a fully fledged language

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdft14/its_kind_of_insane_that_cavemen_just_kept_making/ (2020Chapter)
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In most situations, being unlucky is equally likely as being lucky.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdfslt/in_most_situations_being_unlucky_is_equally/ (andrewanthonio)
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Not all German shepherds are dogs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdfsbt/not_all_german_shepherds_are_dogs/ ([deleted])
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Since sperm Cary the gene that determines whether you’re male or female, that makes semen gender fluid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdfsas/since_sperm_cary_the_gene_that_determines_whether/ (capitalistslayer6969)
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You don’t have a skeleton inside you, you’re a brain, your just controlling it from the top.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdfpyf/you_dont_have_a_skeleton_inside_you_youre_a_brain/ (chrisfowell1)
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If a place is open 24 hours it's actually open a lot longer than that

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdfpsj/if_a_place_is_open_24_hours_its_actually_open_a/ (itsjbean)
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18 year olds in college are known as college kids, yet they are fully grown men and women

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdfpq7/18_year_olds_in_college_are_known_as_college_kids/ (IMissFreedom)
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You don't really understand how a parent can tune out a crying child until you have one yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdfplu/you_dont_really_understand_how_a_parent_can_tune/ (Bubbasaurus_Rex)
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A sunburn is the most intimate relationship you will have with outer space.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdfphh/a_sunburn_is_the_most_intimate_relationship_you/ (PhotoClock)
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Bob the tomato shouldn't be in The Veggietales

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdfpbj/bob_the_tomato_shouldnt_be_in_the_veggietales/ (Darth_Ivad)
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When a someone paints a portrait, in most cases they'll be using hair to paint hair

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdfp43/when_a_someone_paints_a_portrait_in_most_cases/ (Raito103)
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10 years ago you were a poor fuck with no money for playing on PlayStation 2. Nowadays you’re a vintage guy for doing so

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdfoh3/10_years_ago_you_were_a_poor_fuck_with_no_money/ (Dr_Skyman)
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Picking a flower is decapitating a plant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdfo86/picking_a_flower_is_decapitating_a_plant/ (FishOuttaWhiskey)
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When you pay for gas and then use your car you are literally burning your cash.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdfnqx/when_you_pay_for_gas_and_then_use_your_car_you/ (LuckyMii24)
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hobbits probably have special barbers... for their feet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdfnen/hobbits_probably_have_special_barbers_for_their/ (Selfishpie)
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It is wild how your brain compensates for escalators/moving walkways and how you have to mentally prepare yourself for one that isn’t working.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdfkyl/it_is_wild_how_your_brain_compensates_for/ (thebeatabouttostrike)
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In the Splatoon universe if someone says they have to get a charger it's rather because they're device is dying or because they're threatening you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdfkq4/in_the_splatoon_universe_if_someone_says_they/ (OctopengiMudpie)
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Other animals might have kinks for humans, but since we'll never fuck them, we won't know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdfj99/other_animals_might_have_kinks_for_humans_but/ (FireStudiosYT)
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Based on population, it’s a million times more likely you’d reincarnate as an ant instead of as a human.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdfiq4/based_on_population_its_a_million_times_more/ (ghencke)
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There are probably many people who could have been the most evil person to live but they are too incompetent to do any damage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdfi9z/there_are_probably_many_people_who_could_have/ (DrunkShroom)
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A pogo stick is a wheelchair for a kangaroo.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdfb89/a_pogo_stick_is_a_wheelchair_for_a_kangaroo/ (OGjaffa)
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The observer and the observed are one and the same just as the road upwards and the road downwards are one and the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdfarz/the_observer_and_the_observed_are_one_and_the/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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When a guy gets a haircut, they either completely love it or completely hate it. There’s no in between.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdf9xh/when_a_guy_gets_a_haircut_they_either_completely/ (andrewanthonio)
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Cashews fished out of a can of mixed nuts taste better and are more appealing than cashews taken from a can of just cashews.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdf9u0/cashews_fished_out_of_a_can_of_mixed_nuts_taste/ (cgund)
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Instant noodles aren’t instant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdf9bu/instant_noodles_arent_instant/ ([deleted])
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being generous a paying for a good personality trait

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdf8vt/being_generous_a_paying_for_a_good_personality/ (jayjefferis)
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5 minute crafts, do not take 5 minutes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdf8go/5_minute_crafts_do_not_take_5_minutes/ (andrewanthonio)
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5 minute crafts, are not 5 minutes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdf856/5_minute_crafts_are_not_5_minutes/ (andrewanthonio)
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We use "Cool" and "Hot" as positive descriptions of people, meaning that a negative description on the same scale would just be room-temperature.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdf6zf/we_use_cool_and_hot_as_positive_descriptions_of/ (ItsDragonManDan)
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A trip around the sun doesn’t sound too appealing but that’s what you’re doing every year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdf5ea/a_trip_around_the_sun_doesnt_sound_too_appealing/ ([deleted])
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More than 30 Kilo of water seems rather heavy yet our body composed of 60% water and we don't even notice it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdf4iq/more_than_30_kilo_of_water_seems_rather_heavy_yet/ (S-_-K)
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There is more Furry Tiger porn than there are actual Tigers in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdf48l/there_is_more_furry_tiger_porn_than_there_are/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Your cake day is not your actual birthday, so you’re just celebrating 1 year of being on an addicting app.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdf3uc/your_cake_day_is_not_your_actual_birthday_so/ (andrewanthonio)
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If you don't want your kids to have / do something you might be better off not having / doing it yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdf3ce/if_you_dont_want_your_kids_to_have_do_something/ (jraychris)
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You can tell how someone feels about another person by asking them to do an impression of them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdf2hz/you_can_tell_how_someone_feels_about_another/ (undahyobed)
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Filming the Austin Powers fighting scene with Fat Bastard would have been strange.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdf1gt/filming_the_austin_powers_fighting_scene_with_fat/ (yalgking)
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Once you take something out of a box, it takes up twice as much space.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdezue/once_you_take_something_out_of_a_box_it_takes_up/ (Btriquetra)
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Kids of the future probably won’t learn about history dating as far back as we were taught

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdexbs/kids_of_the_future_probably_wont_learn_about/ (lakegirl727)
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Getting a coverup tattoo is a way to get a tattoo without increasing the number of tattoos you have .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdex39/getting_a_coverup_tattoo_is_a_way_to_get_a_tattoo/ (BushyOreo)
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The opposite of rain are those air bubbles from deep sea hydrothermal vents that rise up and reach the surface

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdeul0/the_opposite_of_rain_are_those_air_bubbles_from/ (2020Chapter)
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More gummy bears are created than actual bears. The gummy version will likely continue to be made after the extinction of bears.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdes3x/more_gummy_bears_are_created_than_actual_bears/ ([deleted])
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‘Straight up’ and ‘down right’ are interchangeable in a sentence despite being almost complete opposites.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdernz/straight_up_and_down_right_are_interchangeable_in/ (every-kingdom)
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In less than 6 hours of sleep, you wake up in the same state as you began sleeping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdeqyn/in_less_than_6_hours_of_sleep_you_wake_up_in_the/ (Ayece_)
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tribal people have never seen their own faces

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdeqo9/tribal_people_have_never_seen_their_own_faces/ (TheScubby)
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More gummy bears are created than actual bears.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdepus/more_gummy_bears_are_created_than_actual_bears/ (Ducks420)
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If reincarnation is real you could’ve killed your ancestor

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdepcy/if_reincarnation_is_real_you_couldve_killed_your/ (TheFlame150)
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1 in 1000 odds feel the same as 1 in 1 trillion odds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdeltj/1_in_1000_odds_feel_the_same_as_1_in_1_trillion/ (philsubby)
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Most physical souvenirs never actually bring any sort of fond memory, they simply trigger anxiety and fear of loss at the thought of throwing them away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdelrr/most_physical_souvenirs_never_actually_bring_any/ (mothibault)
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Since most Bed Stores rarely ever have customers inside one can only assume they are all underground sex clubs since there's so many of them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdekb9/since_most_bed_stores_rarely_ever_have_customers/ (LargeTesticles9)
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To be exist once we must not exist twice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdek23/to_be_exist_once_we_must_not_exist_twice/ (Ademante_Lafleur)
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Fathers day is the only socially acceptable occasion to celebrate someone being a motherfucker.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdejxi/fathers_day_is_the_only_socially_acceptable/ (DrWho1970)
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Every person has their own unique smell that can't be easily described

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdejkm/every_person_has_their_own_unique_smell_that_cant/ (AttractiveSeal70)
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Taste - Texture = Smell

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdef50/taste_texture_smell/ (1scissiors1)
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If infinity is real then everything is true

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdee1n/if_infinity_is_real_then_everything_is_true/ (River0001)
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When someone stops pooping someone else in somewhere in the world starts pooping. It's an endless cycle of Pooping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdeb4d/when_someone_stops_pooping_someone_else_in/ (harigami)
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Actors must constantly see people who look very similar to them who audition for the same roles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdeb1t/actors_must_constantly_see_people_who_look_very/ (eightofstorms)
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As each second passes, your chances of dying increase.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdeakp/as_each_second_passes_your_chances_of_dying/ (Alex-Christ)
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One is never afraid of the unknown; one is afraid of the known coming to an end.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hddbce/one_is_never_afraid_of_the_unknown_one_is_afraid/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Commissioner Gordon hiding facts about Dent's death for the greater good is exactly what happened in 2004

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdda1u/commissioner_gordon_hiding_facts_about_dents/ (dolphinsattacking)
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When you're wearing a mask, eyes are face cleavage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdd6a5/when_youre_wearing_a_mask_eyes_are_face_cleavage/ (femto97)
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No one protested in Harry Potter for house elves’ rights.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdd4jv/no_one_protested_in_harry_potter_for_house_elves/ (salvorhardin_BE)
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earth is actually the planet of the apes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdd4hw/earth_is_actually_the_planet_of_the_apes/ (HairyWolverine)
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Some people work out to have a more attractive body and once they achieve it, they get either one of two reactions - people liking them but believing they only like them for their looks; and people hating them because they believe that other people like them only for their looks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdd4gr/some_people_work_out_to_have_a_more_attractive/ (sammyjamez)
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Heck is substitute swear word for hell and hell is a substitute swear word for fuck

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdd3q0/heck_is_substitute_swear_word_for_hell_and_hell/ (SomeRandomAzianGuy)
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For most of human history, there are many people who have gone there whole lives without touching or seeing ice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdd3js/for_most_of_human_history_there_are_many_people/ (idont_eat_ls)
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Maybe Pallet town is a direct reference to Flavour Town

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdcxg4/maybe_pallet_town_is_a_direct_reference_to/ (juggyc1)
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The planet Mercury doesn't have even traces of element Mercury in it. Hmmm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdcwo4/the_planet_mercury_doesnt_have_even_traces_of/ (rshbom)
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Freedom is meaningless if we are not free from the conditioning of self centered thought.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdcviq/freedom_is_meaningless_if_we_are_not_free_from/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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You can't trust anyone because of rick rolls

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdcvay/you_cant_trust_anyone_because_of_rick_rolls/ (GiperStefan)
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Characters in horror movies are smarter then people who refuse to wear a mask

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdcuxe/characters_in_horror_movies_are_smarter_then/ (randomguyfromafrica)
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Cyberpunk2077 will be a game where the glitches/bugs might actually be a feature.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdcul4/cyberpunk2077_will_be_a_game_where_the/ (wogolfatthefool)
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Addictions are habitual substances.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdcu94/addictions_are_habitual_substances/ (greattoilet)
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Ciders are the chicken nuggets of fruit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdcs0a/ciders_are_the_chicken_nuggets_of_fruit/ (Spade18)
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Smoking cigarettes is knowing that you're slowing killing yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdcqq8/smoking_cigarettes_is_knowing_that_youre_slowing/ (Midnightrider88)
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We're surrounded by food until after we eat it, then we surround it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdcqn6/were_surrounded_by_food_until_after_we_eat_it/ (cptstubing16)
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The color yellow has the same vibe as a triangle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdcprd/the_color_yellow_has_the_same_vibe_as_a_triangle/ (Dazzledoop)
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"Always bring your cellphone charger with you" is something we all learned the hard way

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdcomz/always_bring_your_cellphone_charger_with_you_is/ (Madgic_Girl)
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BYOB is potentially a DIY DUI

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdcn90/byob_is_potentially_a_diy_dui/ (PLUMBUM2)
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Descartes self-centered thoughts brought about an assumption of a thinker doing the thinking. The self is not the thinker, the self is a product of thought.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdclhm/descartes_selfcentered_thoughts_brought_about_an/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Whenever we pass the year that an old sci-fi movie is set in, that movie doesn't become wrong, it just becomes an alternate history movie as well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdckm2/whenever_we_pass_the_year_that_an_old_scifi_movie/ (OgodHOWdisGEThere)
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Just like some metals, the air is bulletproof with the right thickness

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdchi0/just_like_some_metals_the_air_is_bulletproof_with/ (mistahmoll)
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There are some fathers who became fathers on fathers day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdch76/there_are_some_fathers_who_became_fathers_on/ (The_Kutch)
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A mirror is always exactly half way between you and the reflection of yourself on the other side.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdch3p/a_mirror_is_always_exactly_half_way_between_you/ (Walken_on_sunshine)
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The reason why some people wake up from the most little noise and some people don't is maybe because some of them's ansectors have been in GULAGs, camps and massacres and some of them's haven't.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdcels/the_reason_why_some_people_wake_up_from_the_most/ (flyinopenspace)
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Self centered thought is deceptive because it brings about the assumption of a thinker doing the thinking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdcec9/self_centered_thought_is_deceptive_because_it/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Psychic readings are the low-grade versions of magic shows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdce68/psychic_readings_are_the_lowgrade_versions_of/ (noonetookdisusername)
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The self is not the source of thought, thought is the source of the self.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdcb3h/the_self_is_not_the_source_of_thought_thought_is/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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It is good that there is no seen notification for emails.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdcaqr/it_is_good_that_there_is_no_seen_notification_for/ (aidigvijay)
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The first company to change from their blacked out logo to their normal on is going to get so much shit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdcalo/the_first_company_to_change_from_their_blacked/ (themuffinman1414)
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The reason we can all automatically remember September is the 9th month is unfortunate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdc8s7/the_reason_we_can_all_automatically_remember/ (arcanemagic)
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The world would quite literally be a happier place if we could control when we get serotonin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdc6gn/the_world_would_quite_literally_be_a_happier/ (SlyMoonLlama)
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If you put enough glow in the dark paint in your room to light up your room, it would create a paradox

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdc5yl/if_you_put_enough_glow_in_the_dark_paint_in_your/ (Roz-Boy)
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To the friends of his kids, Sean Bean must be known as Mr. Bean.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdc58y/to_the_friends_of_his_kids_sean_bean_must_be/ (FrankieFiveAngels)
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If you break chips you just get more chips

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdc3vv/if_you_break_chips_you_just_get_more_chips/ (ExcuseMe_WhatTheHeck)
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If you have ants inside your house just think of them as little biological roombas and problem solved!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdc3ic/if_you_have_ants_inside_your_house_just_think_of/ (too_late_to_abort)
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Humans are eager to find ways to improve their health such as asking whether they will ever find a cure for cancer, but are not so eager to find ways to stop selling cigarettes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdc2mn/humans_are_eager_to_find_ways_to_improve_their/ (sammyjamez)
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Apart from common sense, how do you know the fridge light turns off when you close the door.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdc2ca/apart_from_common_sense_how_do_you_know_the/ (Waffle_bird)
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Even the mightiest person can be beaten by a sufficient number of babies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdc00j/even_the_mightiest_person_can_be_beaten_by_a/ (chillest_capybara)
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If it really is true that water is wet, then its stands to reason that fire is actually dry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdbyhf/if_it_really_is_true_that_water_is_wet_then_its/ (FireScroll9359)
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Father's Day edition - The reason dad jokes are what they are is because they were literally the jokes in the books we read ~35 years back.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdbx5a/fathers_day_edition_the_reason_dad_jokes_are_what/ (iraxl)
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For live TV it’s pretty impressive how little sneezes there are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdbx2n/for_live_tv_its_pretty_impressive_how_little/ (LogicalMayhem)
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Superheroes must wear thongs to avoid panty lines.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdbw8q/superheroes_must_wear_thongs_to_avoid_panty_lines/ (rapsfan4life)
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If you find a debit/credit card and use it, you’re a criminal. If you find cash and spend it, you’re lucky and loving your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdbumy/if_you_find_a_debitcredit_card_and_use_it_youre_a/ (joebadiah)
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Hot pockets are the savory version of Poptarts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdbqcu/hot_pockets_are_the_savory_version_of_poptarts/ (xturkishx)
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Cheffing is possibly the most honourable art form. Spending hours creating something to bring happiness to others, knowing full well it will be completely destroyed in the process.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdbpwy/cheffing_is_possibly_the_most_honourable_art_form/ (mantistobogganxo)
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People who flush with the lid down probably don't know what mess they are leaving for the next person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdbmw2/people_who_flush_with_the_lid_down_probably_dont/ (ninja_cracker)
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When your pp is soft it's in idle and when it's hard it's under load

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdblzw/when_your_pp_is_soft_its_in_idle_and_when_its/ (Petras_Petrauskas)
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Pancakes taste like shit without a topping, there's probably more food that's been made that's delicious but the creator didn't like it because it didn't have the right topping so they didn't make it again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdblyf/pancakes_taste_like_shit_without_a_topping_theres/ (Livsabeast)
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patience and laziness resemble each other so much that chances are many wise people were probably just procrastinators

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdbl33/patience_and_laziness_resemble_each_other_so_much/ (AgentArnold)
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Hot temperatures kill bedbugs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdbkj1/hot_temperatures_kill_bedbugs/ (earnest_hemmongwah)
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There are probably people with synesthesia who have to cover their ears when two mirrors are pointed at each other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdbk1v/there_are_probably_people_with_synesthesia_who/ (apiso)
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If an octopus loses a limb it becomes a septopus.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdbjy0/if_an_octopus_loses_a_limb_it_becomes_a_septopus/ (bhaggith)
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Antarctica must look like the inside of a pingpong ball.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdbiqx/antarctica_must_look_like_the_inside_of_a/ (Dgvjy2003)
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Going to a nursery while pregnant is the same but backwards of going to a driving school while driving

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdbica/going_to_a_nursery_while_pregnant_is_the_same_but/ (tyjyfyy)
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It would take 100 nukes to cause an ice age with the ash cloud, so humanity could destroy itself 140 times in a row with the global stock pile.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdbe7t/it_would_take_100_nukes_to_cause_an_ice_age_with/ (pintomean)
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If you study far enough into the past you stop studying history and start studying astrophysics

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdbd7n/if_you_study_far_enough_into_the_past_you_stop/ (Relan42)
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People would still fall in love if Earth had zero gravity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdb9sm/people_would_still_fall_in_love_if_earth_had_zero/ (256Moin256)
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We gauge how smart animals are based on our own intelligence tests, but would most likely fail what they'd consider intelligent for their own species.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdb9b8/we_gauge_how_smart_animals_are_based_on_our_own/ (redditworklyfe)
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When you look at something, you automatically know what it would feel like to lick it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdb961/when_you_look_at_something_you_automatically_know/ ([deleted])
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Getting your child to stop throwing a tantrum feels like beating a boss level.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdb95p/getting_your_child_to_stop_throwing_a_tantrum/ (igivegoodradiohead)
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Socks are so much longer than they need to be.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdb8w6/socks_are_so_much_longer_than_they_need_to_be/ (Fiale440)
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Violet Parr's birth could have gone really well or really bad

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdb6ds/violet_parrs_birth_could_have_gone_really_well_or/ (Harden12345678)
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Tupac’s song “Changes” was originally recorded in 1992 and 28 years later, nothing has changed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdb558/tupacs_song_changes_was_originally_recorded_in/ (ljaffe19)
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When it rains, it is considered bad weather. When it is sunny, it is considered good weather. However, when there is too much good weather it turns into a different type of bad weather.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdb46q/when_it_rains_it_is_considered_bad_weather_when/ (Parvak07)
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Having children was considered a blessing in ancient times because you managed to get laid in such competitive environment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdb43v/having_children_was_considered_a_blessing_in/ (GtrErrol)
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We could all recognize a place based on smell alone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdb3rc/we_could_all_recognize_a_place_based_on_smell/ (Abioticbeing)
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When our game controllers glitch or button we press don't work, it may be the controller growing a consciousness and retaliating.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdb3ju/when_our_game_controllers_glitch_or_button_we/ (klassenklan)
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You can accurately predict your death only once

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdb3av/you_can_accurately_predict_your_death_only_once/ (satiresoul)
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There is no real purpose to changing the volume of your thoughts, which is probably why barely anyone is trained to do so, which is probably why people believe it's impossible, which it isn't.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdb2ks/there_is_no_real_purpose_to_changing_the_volume/ (Eine_Kartoffel)
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Dreaming is a non-hallucinogenic way of tripping

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdb1tw/dreaming_is_a_nonhallucinogenic_way_of_tripping/ (helloyesimnina)
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When a spider’s web gets messed up, it must be like unraveling hundreds of feet of headphones, except it’s sticky.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdb15p/when_a_spiders_web_gets_messed_up_it_must_be_like/ (BiracialBusinessman)
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If life were to build a base on the Southern Hemisphere of the moon, the view looking at earth would show Antartica at the top and Greenland at the bottom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdb0uk/if_life_were_to_build_a_base_on_the_southern/ (comeonitspunny)
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One can simply hit another with a chair, but if chairs have legs then the person is getting kicked with a chair.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdb0f0/one_can_simply_hit_another_with_a_chair_but_if/ (senortyty9000)
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Lunar eclipse, Strawberry Moon, Solar eclipse in one month

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdazrm/lunar_eclipse_strawberry_moon_solar_eclipse_in/ (Orochi96)
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Toilets that flush automatically rob us of the opportunity to examine our turds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdazqi/toilets_that_flush_automatically_rob_us_of_the/ (agent_hombre)
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As mules are sterile, they're not living beings taking into account that living organisms are those capable of reproduction, growth and development.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdazd4/as_mules_are_sterile_theyre_not_living_beings/ (Kn1ght_4rt0r14s)
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Everybody knows what pennies taste like, but probably do not remember actually tasting them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdazd1/everybody_knows_what_pennies_taste_like_but/ (AM092403)
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Professional stuntmen would probably be the most likely to succeed in carrying out a robbery

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdaz1b/professional_stuntmen_would_probably_be_the_most/ (vexed_chexmix)
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There's no way to count all the fish in the sea

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdayf7/theres_no_way_to_count_all_the_fish_in_the_sea/ (Seedpound)
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It doesn’t matter if you carried someone in your womb, it matters if you carried them in you arms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdaxwu/it_doesnt_matter_if_you_carried_someone_in_your/ (Eski234)
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Thought is the shit talking box in the middle of our mind we observe reality through.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdaxjb/thought_is_the_shit_talking_box_in_the_middle_of/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Cuddling is the closest thing we have to SFW sex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdavv5/cuddling_is_the_closest_thing_we_have_to_sfw_sex/ (TheSquareEyeball)
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The movie "Cars" is the sequel to "Maximum Overdrive". After the machines killed all the humans, they created their own society.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdat4o/the_movie_cars_is_the_sequel_to_maximum_overdrive/ (MyMomSaysIAmCool)
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As a kid you don't want to take a break to take a dump, as an adult you can't wait to take a dump so you can take a break.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdaszi/as_a_kid_you_dont_want_to_take_a_break_to_take_a/ (Frieznburg)
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SS number ≈ grocery SKU number

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdast7/ss_number_grocery_sku_number/ (QuestionableListener)
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When you conceptualise nothing, it is something and therefore is not 'nothing'.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdaspa/when_you_conceptualise_nothing_it_is_something/ (RandomGuy_-_)
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With corner twist allowed, we would have at the very least, 8 times more scrambles in a 3x3 rubiks cube

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdaqda/with_corner_twist_allowed_we_would_have_at_the/ (AngelWinXs)
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‌‌If t‌‌ime t‌‌ravellers haven't visited u‌‌s y‌‌et i‌‌t i‌‌s n‌‌ot b‌‌ecause t‌‌ime t‌‌ravelling d‌‌oesn't e‌‌xist, i‌‌t m‌‌ay b‌‌e b‌‌ecause w‌‌e a‌‌re n‌‌ot i‌‌nteresting e‌‌nough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdaq23/if_time_travellers_havent_visited_us_yet_it_is/ (vpetrychuk)
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We’re all slowly dying from the day that we’re born.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdapwe/were_all_slowly_dying_from_the_day_that_were_born/ (Boffie001)
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Love is a concept that wasnt created.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdapqr/love_is_a_concept_that_wasnt_created/ (greattoilet)
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There’s probably a small town or neighborhood out there in which every citizen is subscribed to PewDiePie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdap5j/theres_probably_a_small_town_or_neighborhood_out/ (Gen7isTrash)
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Love is a concept that wasnt created.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdaotg/love_is_a_concept_that_wasnt_created/ (applebeesapplesauce)
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Cracking your knuckles has a cooldown.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdao7e/cracking_your_knuckles_has_a_cooldown/ (CPMi)
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It's pretty funny that the quick code to dial mom is 666.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdao0l/its_pretty_funny_that_the_quick_code_to_dial_mom/ (Isntitabouttime69)
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The Milky way Galaxy is amazing, somehow producing one intelligent species and the conditions for their survival. Maybe that's just what galaxies do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdanhj/the_milky_way_galaxy_is_amazing_somehow_producing/ (DracoImortalus313)
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Reality is misdirected by thought which aims to distract the mind of its observations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdamp4/reality_is_misdirected_by_thought_which_aims_to/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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The companies that actually need to hear feedback from customer surveys are never the ones who send out customer surveys.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdalq1/the_companies_that_actually_need_to_hear_feedback/ (bottleofawkward)
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More than half of the MENSA members think they are above average IQ. Paying for it proves the contrary.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdahad/more_than_half_of_the_mensa_members_think_they/ (andresb)
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The stock market is the most popular “pay to lose” game people play.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdafen/the_stock_market_is_the_most_popular_pay_to_lose/ (Big-Money-Sloth)
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Asking for coke is way more normal in a restaurant than in public

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdafcl/asking_for_coke_is_way_more_normal_in_a/ (snapycroc)
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Telling people you've got a huge dick is small dick energy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdaeio/telling_people_youve_got_a_huge_dick_is_small/ (CrassCanuck)
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When you swallow, you always add the flavor of your tongue. And teeth. And gums.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hdab29/when_you_swallow_you_always_add_the_flavor_of/ (Crisco387)
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You've picked a partner/spouse well when they blame the clothes for getting smaller.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hda9na/youve_picked_a_partnerspouse_well_when_they_blame/ (jordymugordy)
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If you stack your receipts together, it makes a tiny book about why you’re broke.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hda97v/if_you_stack_your_receipts_together_it_makes_a/ (andrewanthonio)
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If green wasn’t the color of plants we would barely see it anywhere

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hda75s/if_green_wasnt_the_color_of_plants_we_would/ (nickfrontz21)
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beyond your peripheral vision you do not see black, you see nothing. So when you hear that blind people see nothing, they see the same thing that we see beyond our peripheral vision... That is impossible to imagine

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hda72y/beyond_your_peripheral_vision_you_do_not_see/ (OnlyBeGamer)
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We are all ambidextrous when clipping finger nails

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hda6xg/we_are_all_ambidextrous_when_clipping_finger_nails/ (Carter280)
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In monopoly, it’s more likely to be more expensive to buy a property than land on a rival’s one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hda6os/in_monopoly_its_more_likely_to_be_more_expensive/ (trojanAMERICAN)
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Humans are the only species that has individuals who prioritize bad addictions like hard drinks and drugs over other things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hda699/humans_are_the_only_species_that_has_individuals/ (DueTry9)
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Children born on mars and the moon probably won’t be able to walk on earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hda4fj/children_born_on_mars_and_the_moon_probably_wont/ (erezbr)
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A lot of women think they are being checked out when really guys are only admiring the dog they are walking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hda4du/a_lot_of_women_think_they_are_being_checked_out/ (klokwerkz)
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If we go down to the atomic level, every single thing on the planet has existed since the dawn of the universe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hda3cq/if_we_go_down_to_the_atomic_level_every_single/ (El-Waffle)
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everything is a weapon if used in the correct way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hda3bm/everything_is_a_weapon_if_used_in_the_correct_way/ (Crucio_3)
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The guy playing the wolf in “into the woods” misunderstood the type of predator he was supposed to be.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hda35j/the_guy_playing_the_wolf_in_into_the_woods/ (TheMaskedGeode)
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You know you are being truly loved, when your pet can lie down on your chest to fall asleep and snore. Think about that when you're feeling down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hda34k/you_know_you_are_being_truly_loved_when_your_pet/ (teedotem)
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Thought is an elephant in the mind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd9zq5/thought_is_an_elephant_in_the_mind/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Making progress on a difficult task is more annoying than failing because you will most likely feel motivated and obliged to continue to complete the difficult task instead of stopping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd9zl6/making_progress_on_a_difficult_task_is_more/ (jyl1126)
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Real snipers and people who play as snipers in video games both sit in the same place for hours

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd9zip/real_snipers_and_people_who_play_as_snipers_in/ (allykopow)
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There have probably been a lot of people learning they have a mask fetish recently.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd9zb6/there_have_probably_been_a_lot_of_people_learning/ (PoppaWilly)
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MacGyver doesn’t exist in The Office.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd9yby/macgyver_doesnt_exist_in_the_office/ (NOObMAsTER738)
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You came up with a post but it was "removed because it mirrors a common thought [link here to completely different post]"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd9xr8/you_came_up_with_a_post_but_it_was_removed/ (VVVictor7)
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Saying things like "I died" or "I killed you" was astronomically less common before the invention of video games.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd9vio/saying_things_like_i_died_or_i_killed_you_was/ (AwesomeHAB)
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When humanity colonizes other planets, baking really good pies will either be really easy or really hard

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd9vb2/when_humanity_colonizes_other_planets_baking/ (lanzivision)
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If the only way your movie wins the box office is if you sneak into editing room of your rival's movie and ruin there cut just before they have to present it then you're a villian. Not a hero. You aren't a "revolutionary". You're just a weak cheater making shitty movies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd9v9n/if_the_only_way_your_movie_wins_the_box_office_is/ (VerbotenPublish)
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Those town signs that have the population posted on them are probably not accurate for very long.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd9upv/those_town_signs_that_have_the_population_posted/ (funnyonlinename)
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Most pets live happy lives and die a virgin, so there isn't a good reason why humans can't do that too

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd9uhi/most_pets_live_happy_lives_and_die_a_virgin_so/ (ADarkenedHeart)
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Death is what gives meaning to our lives, but we only live to give meaning to our deaths.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd9tts/death_is_what_gives_meaning_to_our_lives_but_we/ (Weeby_Potato)
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We instantly judge most people on their music taste.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd9to2/we_instantly_judge_most_people_on_their_music/ (TheWeirdDude-247)
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Recently heard nba is gonna make app ,such that fans can also participate during live games.In that case, most of the times it will have background sounds of pet or family members shouting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd9tc2/recently_heard_nba_is_gonna_make_app_such_that/ (zeldathunder82)
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Thought is an elephant in the room, no one knows exactly how it happens therefore we can never really ever know anything outside of the room.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd9sue/thought_is_an_elephant_in_the_room_no_one_knows/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Working is a punishment for getting money.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd9rou/working_is_a_punishment_for_getting_money/ (MateBat)
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Ghosts become less scary when you realize they won’t protect your house from robbers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd9qq3/ghosts_become_less_scary_when_you_realize_they/ (just_JamesD)
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Literally any superpower might be possible, but we just haven't activated them yet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd9pbl/literally_any_superpower_might_be_possible_but_we/ (UnknownRager96)
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Tending to the weeds in your own backyard: a simple yet long analogy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd9ov0/tending_to_the_weeds_in_your_own_backyard_a/ (linglonglu)
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The only thing we learn from history is the fact that we don't actually learn anything from history, in spite of the lessons history teaches us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd9ooy/the_only_thing_we_learn_from_history_is_the_fact/ (webguy1975)
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We’re not scared of the dark, we’re scared of light that might appear within it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd9og8/were_not_scared_of_the_dark_were_scared_of_light/ (Devan-Devan)
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The first humans who ate crabs must have been really hungry to try and eat an armored sea spider

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd9n71/the_first_humans_who_ate_crabs_must_have_been/ (desertedwhale)
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Planting the bomb on Counter Strike kills no civilians and serves no purpose.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd9jqs/planting_the_bomb_on_counter_strike_kills_no/ (thexavikon)
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We are the universe's way to experience it self

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd9j9r/we_are_the_universes_way_to_experience_it_self/ (cash_money_godzilla)
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Bane from the Dark Knight Rises was a visionary; he wore a mask, shut down a city, and hated bats

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd9he9/bane_from_the_dark_knight_rises_was_a_visionary/ (IronicallyDeadInside)
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Even if your thought is original, you've still had it removed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd9gm0/even_if_your_thought_is_original_youve_still_had/ (xxXMrDarknessXxx)
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If you put all your characteristic together there are probably less than 0.01% people like you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd9epb/if_you_put_all_your_characteristic_together_there/ (AnIdidot69)
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Altoids would probably make more profit if they ditched the mints and just started selling the tiny metallic boxes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd9ec1/altoids_would_probably_make_more_profit_if_they/ (StoneyBroi)
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Easy to analyze and judge. Hard to observe without the bias of thought.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd9doi/easy_to_analyze_and_judge_hard_to_observe_without/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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The blood you donated may have ended up in a tampon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd9dic/the_blood_you_donated_may_have_ended_up_in_a/ (dalekfromskaro)
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The average person has less than 10 toes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd9dhh/the_average_person_has_less_than_10_toes/ (Here-For-The-Comment)
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Colorblind people must have trouble determining what parts of a game they have and haven’t unlocked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd9bhi/colorblind_people_must_have_trouble_determining/ (NeonSprig)
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At some point, the next living thing to die, will be you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd992h/at_some_point_the_next_living_thing_to_die_will/ (BenSupportsPrejudice)
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The human race might have gone extinct years ago, and we are a new race with the exact same features.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd98lk/the_human_race_might_have_gone_extinct_years_ago/ (Chasew301)
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It is possible that every person sees colors in different way. For example A's blue is B's red. Or the way C is seeing colors is D's way of hearing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd982q/it_is_possible_that_every_person_sees_colors_in/ (filipfigzalski)
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If juicy is something that feels like juice then sexy is someone who feels like sex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd97t4/if_juicy_is_something_that_feels_like_juice_then/ (DueTry9)
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On average, everyone’s about 47 years old.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd96xc/on_average_everyones_about_47_years_old/ (Yabloski)
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The thing that makes a great lie is the same thing that makes a great joke. A little bit of truth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd94c5/the_thing_that_makes_a_great_lie_is_the_same/ (Im_Not_Nobody)
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Astronauts are more down to earth than most people on earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd9358/astronauts_are_more_down_to_earth_than_most/ (Doodle_Dragon)
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Quite often, the better the vacuum, the more it sucks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd920y/quite_often_the_better_the_vacuum_the_more_it/ (scotch_brite_scrub)
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Lester from GTA Online has the most friends in the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd91wj/lester_from_gta_online_has_the_most_friends_in/ ([deleted])
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The hole in your boxers can be used as a mini glory hole

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd918d/the_hole_in_your_boxers_can_be_used_as_a_mini/ (Cringe-Baby)
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With how many people die each day around the world and how much space we use for everything else, we may begin to run out of space to bury our dead within the next few centuries.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd917a/with_how_many_people_die_each_day_around_the/ (Ju5tS0m3Guy22)
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If you didn't wake up at 4:00 a.m. to eat a can of beans to punctuate the "Happy FART-ERS DAY" joke, you might not be the father.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd903t/if_you_didnt_wake_up_at_400_am_to_eat_a_can_of/ (icedcoffee4eva)
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If you have the clout to silence your critics, you're probably not oppressed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd8zh5/if_you_have_the_clout_to_silence_your_critics/ (MrSluagh)
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In the gender based language of Spanish, el agua fría is a rare non-binary.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd8yo0/in_the_gender_based_language_of_spanish_el_agua/ (pipinngreppin)
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The normal background music played in computer games is boss music to NPCs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd8yje/the_normal_background_music_played_in_computer/ (D3ltaforc3)
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Wine aged 150 years sounds more luxury than, the wine was made in 1870 and sat in a barrel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd8xz5/wine_aged_150_years_sounds_more_luxury_than_the/ (_Jack_lambert)
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Your actions are determined by your character, your character is determined by your environment, your environment is determined by the universe and the universe is determined by your observation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd8x1z/your_actions_are_determined_by_your_character/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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If your lawn has stubborn bald patches, grow the adjacent grass really high and rake it over.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd8vwk/if_your_lawn_has_stubborn_bald_patches_grow_the/ (RobertGBradley)
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Gen Z egirls can be explained by lack of rich Millennial men as ideal partners. Where 20Fs of other generations would've just gotten picked up by 30Ms already, Z girls have to either deal with rich brats their age or broke "prime" men so they forgo traditional love & choose simps of all ages instead

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd8vj3/gen_z_egirls_can_be_explained_by_lack_of_rich/ (aka_raven)
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The chicken that crossed the road to get to the other side must have been suicidal, because he crossed the road to get to "the other side", i.e he was hit by a car.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd8ud2/the_chicken_that_crossed_the_road_to_get_to_the/ (ShadowStrike2)
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you cannot predict your next thought.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd8tjj/you_cannot_predict_your_next_thought/ (_Jack_lambert)
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The more that Cyberpunk 2077 gets delayed, the less futuristic it will seem

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd8ra2/the_more_that_cyberpunk_2077_gets_delayed_the/ (AmQuiteConfused)
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If you really think about it, everything is about getting laid. Literally EVERYTHING.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd8lqf/if_you_really_think_about_it_everything_is_about/ (utopia_dreamer)
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There’s at least one secret pedo in every church

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd1i9v/theres_at_least_one_secret_pedo_in_every_church/ (harrisonedwardz)
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When buying trash bags, at first the box is the container for the trash bags, but at the end, the trash bag is the container for the box.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd1gdc/when_buying_trash_bags_at_first_the_box_is_the/ (pbandjadin)
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If you really think about it, Ratatouille has a really messed up plot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd1f8l/if_you_really_think_about_it_ratatouille_has_a/ (GreenEggsAndHam33)
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We make a big deal about going out of our mother's womb even though we got out of our Fathers first.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd1ege/we_make_a_big_deal_about_going_out_of_our_mothers/ (Pelican_Shamone)
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Human is probably the only species knows about all three forms of water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd1eb3/human_is_probably_the_only_species_knows_about/ (256Moin256)
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The Earth has some pretty deep lore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd1ci7/the_earth_has_some_pretty_deep_lore/ (Real_Normal)
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Photos are always fake images of something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd1bpv/photos_are_always_fake_images_of_something/ (asdoia)
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Someone may have the genetics to be an Olympic athlete, but never tried sports

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd1av1/someone_may_have_the_genetics_to_be_an_olympic/ (IMissFreedom)
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Every loving and meaningful relationship in your life will end in sadness

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd1akw/every_loving_and_meaningful_relationship_in_your/ (Sk3tchyboy)
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Everything is chess if everyone moves into right direction

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd19n0/everything_is_chess_if_everyone_moves_into_right/ (Rebolber4500)
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“Hi, how are you?” is a really difficult question for a high individual.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd19gr/hi_how_are_you_is_a_really_difficult_question_for/ (GLOOTSY)
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If Clue was real life, the “who?” question is significantly more important than the “where?” or “with what?”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd18yb/if_clue_was_real_life_the_who_question_is/ (wellwaffled)
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Bruises are real life hit markers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd18of/bruises_are_real_life_hit_markers/ (Chetorino)
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November babies are a product of a 1-day love fest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd17zp/november_babies_are_a_product_of_a_1day_love_fest/ (Bradcastle76)
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The constitution is starting to show its age.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd16e0/the_constitution_is_starting_to_show_its_age/ ([deleted])
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Trying to not act weird is what makes us act more weird.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd15tq/trying_to_not_act_weird_is_what_makes_us_act_more/ (00Vishal007)
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Using a day off on a Thursday or Friday feels like a waste, compared to a Monday or Tuesday which feels like a crime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd13en/using_a_day_off_on_a_thursday_or_friday_feels/ (Spajster)
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Bananas are fruit sausages.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd12kc/bananas_are_fruit_sausages/ (bonasaur)
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Not everyone in a family is related.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd111a/not_everyone_in_a_family_is_related/ (Chetorino)
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Many celebrities probably make fake accounts to be able to post and comment like normal people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd0zph/many_celebrities_probably_make_fake_accounts_to/ (spen7)
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Stretching after waking up from a coma must feel amazing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd0z4g/stretching_after_waking_up_from_a_coma_must_feel/ (DumbassAustralian)
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Never trust an atom. They make up everything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd0wzm/never_trust_an_atom_they_make_up_everything/ ([deleted])
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At least once your parents fucked while you were in the womb.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd0tkz/at_least_once_your_parents_fucked_while_you_were/ ([deleted])
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The more you pay for a Prius the less gas it probably saves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd0sz8/the_more_you_pay_for_a_prius_the_less_gas_it/ (Tophurkey)
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It's impossible to be any race but the human race.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd0s7v/its_impossible_to_be_any_race_but_the_human_race/ (underweightbull)
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If we all chose a company like Google and decided it was worthless .Then ots actual stock value would become worthless

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd0s7r/if_we_all_chose_a_company_like_google_and_decided/ (vikram2406)
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Doing things because people want you to and doing things because people don’t want you to are almost the same thing because either way you’re letting others expectations control you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd0rcq/doing_things_because_people_want_you_to_and_doing/ (aliengames666)
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To ensure our continued existence, our brain must be wired to prevent us from questioning our existence too much to get too confused.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd0qqn/to_ensure_our_continued_existence_our_brain_must/ (ExternalGrade)
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Eating meals in different rooms in your house greatly changes societies views on your sanity based on the room you are in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd0oyr/eating_meals_in_different_rooms_in_your_house/ (X-MrDude-X)
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Parallel parking an entire universe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd0o5l/parallel_parking_an_entire_universe/ (FluffyPick)
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The dude to first invent the WHEEL would have been ROLLIN’

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd0nrl/the_dude_to_first_invent_the_wheel_would_have/ (y_shan)
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Our nightmares are far more tolerable than the shit that needs to be put up with these other human plebs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd0m19/our_nightmares_are_far_more_tolerable_than_the/ (y_shan)
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Driving is probably the closest thing to having a bunch of badly programmed NPCs around you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd0lz8/driving_is_probably_the_closest_thing_to_having_a/ (FadedPariah)
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With humanity being the dominant species on the planet and a social animal, maybe what other people think about you is the most important thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd0ltj/with_humanity_being_the_dominant_species_on_the/ (TheDevilsAgent)
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It's weird that at one point each of us was a baby, yet none of us have any idea what it's like to be a baby

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd0ls7/its_weird_that_at_one_point_each_of_us_was_a_baby/ (aggressive_crab)
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Someday taking a walk on the moon won’t seem like such a big deal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd0lnl/someday_taking_a_walk_on_the_moon_wont_seem_like/ (QuestionableListener)
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There are probably islands that barely miss the oceans surface.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd0l5v/there_are_probably_islands_that_barely_miss_the/ (Itsallaboutcharisma)
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Life gives you the test first and the lesson later.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd0kr0/life_gives_you_the_test_first_and_the_lesson_later/ (shankroidbeast)
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The older you get, the sadder life gets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd0k7a/the_older_you_get_the_sadder_life_gets/ (wkrodriguez)
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If reincarnation is real, then there is a chance you are your own descendent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd0jez/if_reincarnation_is_real_then_there_is_a_chance/ (TheStarkofDorne)
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There's no way our bodies could be "intelligently designed" when a floating piece of RNA can kill us. That's a Microsoft-level fuckup.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd0huj/theres_no_way_our_bodies_could_be_intelligently/ ([deleted])
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The first humans must have had a lot of trouble keeping their leaves on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd0ff8/the_first_humans_must_have_had_a_lot_of_trouble/ (ilovecigars1974)
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Being manager must suck. When things go wrong, it’s your fault. When things go right, the employees get celebrated.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd0f9g/being_manager_must_suck_when_things_go_wrong_its/ (Dscarn97)
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“To be honest” sounds mature in text, but “tbh” seems a little immature despite meaning the same thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd0eqy/to_be_honest_sounds_mature_in_text_but_tbh_seems/ (Wolf_Mane)
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No one knows what space smells like

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd0dh9/no_one_knows_what_space_smells_like/ (Jimmmertun)
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Apple is the most successful company named after a fruit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd0brl/apple_is_the_most_successful_company_named_after/ (Beginnerer)
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Fighting against John Cena in pitch black must be the exact same difficulty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd0az9/fighting_against_john_cena_in_pitch_black_must_be/ (DatDankDuck93)
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The presence and action of choice indicates confusion and subtle bias.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd0ayc/the_presence_and_action_of_choice_indicates/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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There is a possibility that you played an online game with a celebrity and didn't know it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd0aqk/there_is_a_possibility_that_you_played_an_online/ (JackGolondria)
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We live in the Quarantwenties

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd07sf/we_live_in_the_quarantwenties/ ([deleted])
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Losing weight with nothing is more effective

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd06u4/losing_weight_with_nothing_is_more_effective/ (GDtetrahedral)
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The disclaimers in ads for prescription drugs are designed to make you think you may have something else, thereby perpetuating a cycle of anxiety requiring more drugs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd069i/the_disclaimers_in_ads_for_prescription_drugs_are/ (syngestreetsurvivor)
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There comes a point where you are no longer afraid of the dark because you have become what you had once feared

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd05e2/there_comes_a_point_where_you_are_no_longer/ (cellardoorProgrammer)
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It's sad that people can demonstrate over-qualification and still get denied jobs for their simple lack of a degree. It's a subtle form of discrimination that not everybody notices.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd04cd/its_sad_that_people_can_demonstrate/ (theantperson)
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If someone told you about their dream and you thought about it for long and hard enough, you could dream their dream

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd03qz/if_someone_told_you_about_their_dream_and_you/ ([deleted])
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Retweeting is the social media version of saying "touché"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd03ji/retweeting_is_the_social_media_version_of_saying/ (within_kamath23)
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Someone in the world may have the power to regenerate limbs but will never chop it off to test

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd02t0/someone_in_the_world_may_have_the_power_to/ (DefinitelyAnAthiest)
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The saying “lions are the kings of the jungle” is inaccurate. Lions don’t live in jungles, they live in Savannahs. The real kings of the jungle are tigers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd00uk/the_saying_lions_are_the_kings_of_the_jungle_is/ (MintsAreFresh)
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The word "saucer" referencing a UFO has probably usurped its conventional culinary meaning in mainstream vernacular.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd00d6/the_word_saucer_referencing_a_ufo_has_probably/ (cubosh)
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The things that are essential to life (air, water, shelter, warmth), are also some of the most deadly things to us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hd009o/the_things_that_are_essential_to_life_air_water/ (LordMaestro1)
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Death is an Undying Business

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hczygz/death_is_an_undying_business/ (_BrooksWasHere)
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You can only see a firefly with its light on. Otherwise it’s a fly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hczxea/you_can_only_see_a_firefly_with_its_light_on/ (VaughnFry)
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Filming a zombie type movie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hczvzo/filming_a_zombie_type_movie/ (YELLOWSUPERCAR999)
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The shortest building was once the tallest building

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hczvx2/the_shortest_building_was_once_the_tallest/ (lostpotato14)
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The amount of water on earth didn't decrease until we went to space

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hczuvc/the_amount_of_water_on_earth_didnt_decrease_until/ ([deleted])
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Rickrolling someone you care about is wholesome

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hczuit/rickrolling_someone_you_care_about_is_wholesome/ (sexcalibur21)
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A baguette is bigger than a bagel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcztq6/a_baguette_is_bigger_than_a_bagel/ (Morlen25)
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You know you're getting older when you stop getting dirt under your fingernails

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcztoj/you_know_youre_getting_older_when_you_stop/ (ColeyPatroley)
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A 3 hour movie seems long, but a 5 hour game feels short.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hczt4f/a_3_hour_movie_seems_long_but_a_5_hour_game_feels/ (LardLord56789)
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Many men don't know their breast size

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hczrv2/many_men_dont_know_their_breast_size/ (Orkootah)
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Earth is an overcrowded mental hospital where fake meanings to life are handed out like candy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hczrb1/earth_is_an_overcrowded_mental_hospital_where/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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With the way sports are going the fifa and madden games might be around longer than their real life counterparts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hczra6/with_the_way_sports_are_going_the_fifa_and_madden/ (hotdogs13)
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The size of the infamous giant redwoods in California makes people look like fairies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hczr3n/the_size_of_the_infamous_giant_redwoods_in/ (natattack410)
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Earth is an overcrowded mental hospital where fake meanings to life are handed out like placebos.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hczqzm/earth_is_an_overcrowded_mental_hospital_where/ ([deleted])
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'Work smarter, not harder' applies to people who worked hard enough to be smart and know the faster way around

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hczqfc/work_smarter_not_harder_applies_to_people_who/ (sendmeur_____)
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On average, a human has one breast and one testicle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hczq48/on_average_a_human_has_one_breast_and_one_testicle/ (MegaFez)
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It is said that young children can see things that adults can't, so those nightmares about monsters and ghosts aren't probably dreams but memories.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hczonx/it_is_said_that_young_children_can_see_things/ (SoyUnFracaso)
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We have never stopped waiting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hczoeu/we_have_never_stopped_waiting/ ([deleted])
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Whenever you're doing any exercise, doing 5 more than what you're comfortable with feels like 100 more

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hczm7p/whenever_youre_doing_any_exercise_doing_5_more/ (SomeRandomAzianGuy)
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James Mcavoy played 23 different roles in one film

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hczl2a/james_mcavoy_played_23_different_roles_in_one_film/ (rottencitruis)
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We’re not made to analyze, we’re made to observe. Just let go of the calculator and enjoy the movie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hczjmp/were_not_made_to_analyze_were_made_to_observe/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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If we had a percentage life left rather than years old people would judge everyone so differently. Like a 10 year old with 5% left wouldn’t be treated the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hczjj5/if_we_had_a_percentage_life_left_rather_than/ (Brianshurst)
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When you are young, dating people older than you is cool. When you are old, dating people younger than you is cool

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hczik7/when_you_are_young_dating_people_older_than_you/ (Mugybety)
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If everyone became a good person, the amount of good peoples will be lesser.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hczhqu/if_everyone_became_a_good_person_the_amount_of/ (aaaaaudryn)
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Somewhere Out In The World There is a Gen Z Kid Who Was Conceived to "Mambo No. 5."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hczfh3/somewhere_out_in_the_world_there_is_a_gen_z_kid/ (HERR_DIRECTOR)
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Getting a good song on shuffle makes it so much better then when you choose it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hczf4o/getting_a_good_song_on_shuffle_makes_it_so_much/ (invalid_entidy)
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Dwayne Johnson’s wife must make a ton of cock jokes during sex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hczdjb/dwayne_johnsons_wife_must_make_a_ton_of_cock/ (MaxwellIsSmall)
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Everyone wearing masks is having big effect on the hearing impaired people who rely on lip reading.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hczcne/everyone_wearing_masks_is_having_big_effect_on/ (southwoodhunter)
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Coming up with an original thought is hard, but your thought not getting removed by the bot is harder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hczbm4/coming_up_with_an_original_thought_is_hard_but/ ([deleted])
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Most people would rather have a longer add that's skippable instead of a shorter add that's not

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hczauf/most_people_would_rather_have_a_longer_add_thats/ (Drew_KT)
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If you think you are paranoid at all then you actually are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hczal0/if_you_think_you_are_paranoid_at_all_then_you/ (ilikeplatypuses)
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We'll never feel again the smell of a Blockbuster.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcz9z0/well_never_feel_again_the_smell_of_a_blockbuster/ (Verditoxd)
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Nothing kills your vibe quite like seeing someone stifle a yawn or mentally checking out when you're enthusiastically telling them something and you think they're just as engaged as you were.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcz9sx/nothing_kills_your_vibe_quite_like_seeing_someone/ (thelandan)
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The fact that moles and gophers present a mild inconvenience to humans has probably led to more mole and gopher deaths than those caused by all their natural predators combined.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcz9nn/the_fact_that_moles_and_gophers_present_a_mild/ (kaganey)
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If you're not sure if she did, she didn't.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcz8oq/if_youre_not_sure_if_she_did_she_didnt/ (chairmanlmao114)
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Humans share a tendency with dogs to express extreme animosity behind a barrier, like the internet, or behind the wheel. Remove the fence, and more often than not, the dogs stop barking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcz8n0/humans_share_a_tendency_with_dogs_to_express/ (trentluv)
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Darth Vader has probably never heard his theme.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcz8kg/darth_vader_has_probably_never_heard_his_theme/ (Master__Fo)
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You can’t have a good scratch without starting with a bad itch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcz86r/you_cant_have_a_good_scratch_without_starting/ (lazyeye888)
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Darth Vader's breathing makes it sound like he is saying the word whopper.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcz81b/darth_vaders_breathing_makes_it_sound_like_he_is/ (rdr2fan123)
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Our genes are our source code.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcz7x8/our_genes_are_our_source_code/ (taa178)
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The water that comes of showers is man made rain

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcz7rh/the_water_that_comes_of_showers_is_man_made_rain/ (-_celestial-stars_-)
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Boxers are to t-shirt bras, as boxer briefs are to push-up bras, and as briefs are to sports bras.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcz56n/boxers_are_to_tshirt_bras_as_boxer_briefs_are_to/ (Paging_MrsDrFlam)
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Fortune cookies are edible magic 8 balls.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcz4mx/fortune_cookies_are_edible_magic_8_balls/ (Gary_October)
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A solstice on the equator is a normal day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcz3x3/a_solstice_on_the_equator_is_a_normal_day/ (Ianappropirate)
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Medications work really well considering humans have a lot of different mutations

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcz3qf/medications_work_really_well_considering_humans/ (sande96)
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Losing weight and exercising is easy, discipline is difficult.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcz3a4/losing_weight_and_exercising_is_easy_discipline/ ([deleted])
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People be watching stars, which are past, and telling you about your future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcz14g/people_be_watching_stars_which_are_past_and/ (ekrit_)
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Sour Patch Kids could launch their "Big Kids" line as Sour Patch Tweens

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcz0jq/sour_patch_kids_could_launch_their_big_kids_line/ (YouTubeLawyer1)
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Have you ever noticed that pink is considered it’s own colour when it’s just a lighter red.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcyzjf/have_you_ever_noticed_that_pink_is_considered_its/ (WaterboardedApples)
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Not all German Shepards are dogs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcyz6m/not_all_german_shepards_are_dogs/ (UnknownNote)
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Half of married people die alone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcyywj/half_of_married_people_die_alone/ (the_last_peanut)
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A solar eclipse occurs on a new moon day, but we can see the full moon's shadow passing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcyxpj/a_solar_eclipse_occurs_on_a_new_moon_day_but_we/ (SankyPallela)
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CBD is a marijuana paintstroke.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcywwx/cbd_is_a_marijuana_paintstroke/ (greattoilet)
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Each wishing fountain probably has enough money to make the wish of one or more person that made a wish there come true

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcywte/each_wishing_fountain_probably_has_enough_money/ (Lostsoul2030)
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The human body is amazing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcyw5c/the_human_body_is_amazing/ (playmesa)
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Because of the butterfly effect, your decisions probably made someone's day, made them not want to kill themselves, or maybe even make someone do good. All without you knowing you caused it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcyw0o/because_of_the_butterfly_effect_your_decisions/ (Holygrail69)
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Until we figure out and end the reason we band against each other, conflict will never cease existing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcyvmj/until_we_figure_out_and_end_the_reason_we_band/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Art isn't beautiful. The spark when art pieces and minds get in contact is. And every spark is different and infinitely complex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcyvfr/art_isnt_beautiful_the_spark_when_art_pieces_and/ (farineziq)
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Perhaps when we love someone so much it hurts, the heart is merely stretching and expanding to make room for all that love to sit there comfortably

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcyroh/perhaps_when_we_love_someone_so_much_it_hurts_the/ ([deleted])
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Hangman is kind of morbid for a children's game.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcyqio/hangman_is_kind_of_morbid_for_a_childrens_game/ (ArymanMusic)
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Perhaps the reason we feel we love someone so much that it hurts is because the heart is stretching out, making room for all that love

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcyq7x/perhaps_the_reason_we_feel_we_love_someone_so/ ([deleted])
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Maybe the reason sometimes we feel we love someone so much it hurts is because the heart is stretching and making room for all that love

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcynk9/maybe_the_reason_sometimes_we_feel_we_love/ ([deleted])
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There is probably someone identical to you, but better looking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcymrx/there_is_probably_someone_identical_to_you_but/ (UnknownNote)
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You may find a devil disguised as an angel, but you’ll never find an angel disguised as a devil

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcyiov/you_may_find_a_devil_disguised_as_an_angel_but/ ([deleted])
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All ants are simps. They live to serve their queen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcybcq/all_ants_are_simps_they_live_to_serve_their_queen/ (yalgking)
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Food is usually better at a fast food restaurant when they are busy but worse at a sit down restaurant when they are busy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcyale/food_is_usually_better_at_a_fast_food_restaurant/ (domain92)
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You are one Google search away from upgrading yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcyaix/you_are_one_google_search_away_from_upgrading/ (Zonavabeesh)
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We make fun of old people for not understanding how to use technology, but we don't stop to think about how badly designed almost everything is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcyaic/we_make_fun_of_old_people_for_not_understanding/ (AndrogynousHobo)
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The only difference between boneless wings and chicken nuggets is who applies the sauce.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcy8s7/the_only_difference_between_boneless_wings_and/ (digital_analogy)
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For package thieves, every day must feel like Christmas

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcy610/for_package_thieves_every_day_must_feel_like/ (mjm2580)
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Earth feels like a third world planet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcy3n2/earth_feels_like_a_third_world_planet/ (NoShellHermit)
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Peak traffic behind us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcy26t/peak_traffic_behind_us/ ([deleted])
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Using your WiFi periodically because it keeps cutting out is the new age version of only being able to use your game boy under streetlights on car rides

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcy1xx/using_your_wifi_periodically_because_it_keeps/ (Treedoo)
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Since zip codes are unique, the post office has been making us write the city and state on our packages like some kind of joke.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcy1jy/since_zip_codes_are_unique_the_post_office_has/ (ArsenikShooter)
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Like all other bullet-proof materials, air is bulletproof with the right thickness

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcy0hx/like_all_other_bulletproof_materials_air_is/ ([deleted])
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The mixed feeling of knowing something is incomplete but satisfied with it anyway is a dangerous sentiment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcxzdf/the_mixed_feeling_of_knowing_something_is/ (N4P4LM_)
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The DVD logo screen is loop and when it hits the corners it goes backwards/forwards

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcxzbq/the_dvd_logo_screen_is_loop_and_when_it_hits_the/ (9ULTIMATEMASTER9)
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The difference between the medicine and the poison is the quantity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcxy6q/the_difference_between_the_medicine_and_the/ (Chrysiogenes)
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Hotels are small apartments you rent for smaller lengths

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcxtof/hotels_are_small_apartments_you_rent_for_smaller/ (endmysuffering1983)
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Most people don’t know that prostitutes were the heroes of The Western Frontier.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcxsm0/most_people_dont_know_that_prostitutes_were_the/ (HouseFanatic64)
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People hate getting wet,unless they choose to

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcxrb9/people_hate_getting_wetunless_they_choose_to/ ([deleted])
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We destroy birds houses to make bird’s houses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcxray/we_destroy_birds_houses_to_make_birds_houses/ (Ohm_B)
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You can’t logic your way through emotion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcxqwb/you_cant_logic_your_way_through_emotion/ (lustbust)
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Short is longer than long.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcxqur/short_is_longer_than_long/ (4EyedCatLover)
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Electricity is magic and engineers are wizards

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcxpmg/electricity_is_magic_and_engineers_are_wizards/ (xemkis)
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In the middle of the word, “believe” is the word, “lie.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcxphf/in_the_middle_of_the_word_believe_is_the_word_lie/ (lustbust)
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Dignity is not about possessing honours, it’s the consciousness that you deserve them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcxona/dignity_is_not_about_possessing_honours_its_the/ (lustbust)
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Given how much people hate the sound of their own voice, it must suck to be the lead singer of a popular band and then hear your songs everywhere

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcxodi/given_how_much_people_hate_the_sound_of_their_own/ (JansenMCCuber)
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We make fun of Boomers and middle aged women for their minion/hate wife jokes, but at least they have logical punchlines compared our sense of humour...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcxnt5/we_make_fun_of_boomers_and_middle_aged_women_for/ ([deleted])
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You could claim that anything is real if the only rationale for believing in something is that nobody’s proved it doesn’t exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcxnk1/you_could_claim_that_anything_is_real_if_the_only/ (lustbust)
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It's easier to notice when it starts raining than when it stops

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcxn8g/its_easier_to_notice_when_it_starts_raining_than/ (optiongeek)
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Dogs listen to us whenever we speak, yet we get mad at them whenever they bark.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcxn2t/dogs_listen_to_us_whenever_we_speak_yet_we_get/ (cfu48)
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The concept of Jurassic park could’ve turned into one of the most made fun of movies if the production wasn’t so good

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcxljy/the_concept_of_jurassic_park_couldve_turned_into/ (TheFlame150)
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You’re not doing a job, you’re keeping them from firing you from the job.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcxl9k/youre_not_doing_a_job_youre_keeping_them_from/ (samacker)
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The most accurate part about "The Rookie" a show about the LAPD was the actress who was repeatedly harassed, ignored by her superiors, blew the whistle, lost her job, and hasn't seen any work since.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcxkqb/the_most_accurate_part_about_the_rookie_a_show/ (Yosho2k)
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gay people rely on straight people to produce more gay people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcxke6/gay_people_rely_on_straight_people_to_produce/ (__Basem)
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Gary Numan is older than Garry Oldman, Bill Gates Makes Windows and Tom Holland is from England

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcxji6/gary_numan_is_older_than_garry_oldman_bill_gates/ (njoe159)
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Mirrors are windows between parallel universes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcxi1i/mirrors_are_windows_between_parallel_universes/ (The_Brave_Duckling)
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Mice could be one of the most overpowered animals if they weren't tiny and low on the food chain

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcxhgk/mice_could_be_one_of_the_most_overpowered_animals/ (kanedekuki)
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Almost forgot to masturbate.. silly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcxeka/almost_forgot_to_masturbate_silly/ (TheeHole)
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Your teeth are older than your nipples

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcxe8f/your_teeth_are_older_than_your_nipples/ ([deleted])
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There are more people born as the youngest person in the world, than there are people born with eyes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcxbig/there_are_more_people_born_as_the_youngest_person/ (Myamoxomis)
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Noise reduction headphones etc. could lead to your death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcxbam/noise_reduction_headphones_etc_could_lead_to_your/ (TheFlame150)
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A different version of you exists in minds of everyone who knows you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcxb41/a_different_version_of_you_exists_in_minds_of/ (cltguydes)
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The most effective way to sell “No Soliciting” signs might be door to door.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcxayo/the_most_effective_way_to_sell_no_soliciting/ (thecultcanburn)
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Humans are the ultimate invasive species.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcx9xi/humans_are_the_ultimate_invasive_species/ (jambudz)
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The reason for back and knee pain in the 20s is our education system.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcx9oi/the_reason_for_back_and_knee_pain_in_the_20s_is/ (trickyRascal)
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We are all immortal until something along the way fucks that up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcx8pr/we_are_all_immortal_until_something_along_the_way/ (SmStarStudios)
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None of our biological ancestors died a virgin

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcx8b2/none_of_our_biological_ancestors_died_a_virgin/ (Countess_Calculus)
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Most of men have more synchronized orgasms with porn actors than with their girlfriend.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcx5qf/most_of_men_have_more_synchronized_orgasms_with/ (Skullboj)
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20/20 vision all of the sudden doesn't sound very good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcx5pf/2020_vision_all_of_the_sudden_doesnt_sound_very/ ([deleted])
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We swallow our saliva to keep ourselves hydrated without knowing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcx5lg/we_swallow_our_saliva_to_keep_ourselves_hydrated/ ([deleted])
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Notes app is the brains iCloud

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcx5br/notes_app_is_the_brains_icloud/ (CSQUITO)
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Nothing feels cosier than an outdoors bonfire

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcx4pa/nothing_feels_cosier_than_an_outdoors_bonfire/ ([deleted])
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Technically, before being born, we won a swimming race against millions of contestants.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcx4fc/technically_before_being_born_we_won_a_swimming/ (TheRealBeanos)
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Trailers for movies are less detailed spoilers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcx3p5/trailers_for_movies_are_less_detailed_spoilers/ (I-AM-NOT-HIMESH)
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Drivers demonstrate dominance on the road both by not letting people in front of them, AND letting people in front of them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcx344/drivers_demonstrate_dominance_on_the_road_both_by/ (alottasnackbar)
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Deaf people can make smoke signals with vapes to communicate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcx2in/deaf_people_can_make_smoke_signals_with_vapes_to/ (cougartbarb)
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If you tell someone, “go fuck yourself” don’t be surprised if they start masturbating in front of you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcx28s/if_you_tell_someone_go_fuck_yourself_dont_be/ (Nitrome950)
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Geese are all-terrain vehicles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcx1zo/geese_are_allterrain_vehicles/ (TheMazter13)
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People who wear glasses or contacts, and choose not to wear them, are technically freeballing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcx0xf/people_who_wear_glasses_or_contacts_and_choose/ (Rammerator)
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Popcorn is a vegetable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcx0w6/popcorn_is_a_vegetable/ ([deleted])
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Fish must think scuba drivers are a different species than humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcwymn/fish_must_think_scuba_drivers_are_a_different/ (Vapid_Potato)
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1984 was not meant to be an instruction manual.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcwyl5/1984_was_not_meant_to_be_an_instruction_manual/ (ral365)
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Early Access games nowadays is kinda the same as demo versions on magazine CDs/DVDs in the '90s and 2000s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcwxuh/early_access_games_nowadays_is_kinda_the_same_as/ (feierfrosch)
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זה הזמן של היהודים עכשיו

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcwvyc/זה_הזמן_של_היהודים_עכשיו/ ([deleted])
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Waterbenders must be very powerful in Seattle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcwu7u/waterbenders_must_be_very_powerful_in_seattle/ (RedSoda122)
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If movies continue using plot twists, it'll make the expected unexpected.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcwt3n/if_movies_continue_using_plot_twists_itll_make/ (brownsugarapple)
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Butter = Loaf of Milk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcwssr/butter_loaf_of_milk/ (QuestionableListener)
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The word "OK" looks like a sideways stickfigure.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcwrfo/the_word_ok_looks_like_a_sideways_stickfigure/ (desertedwhale)
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Whoever named the planet "Uranus" knew exactly what they were doing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcwpof/whoever_named_the_planet_uranus_knew_exactly_what/ (joe1up)
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You know it's really hot when your Vaseline starts melting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcwp10/you_know_its_really_hot_when_your_vaseline_starts/ (Shadowsdweller)
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We are lucky that gunshots are as loud as they are, without that loud noise murder rates would likely be much higher

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcwnxz/we_are_lucky_that_gunshots_are_as_loud_as_they/ (About29Hippos)
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A delivery driver gets paid to play the matching game all day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcwnpv/a_delivery_driver_gets_paid_to_play_the_matching/ (istrx13)
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Amateur women of porn act like they’ve never had anal before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcwnhb/amateur_women_of_porn_act_like_theyve_never_had/ ([deleted])
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Because oil is made from fossils, our entire society subsists on the dead bodies of our ancestors and distant relatives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcwn43/because_oil_is_made_from_fossils_our_entire/ (Bananafelix)
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It must be really hard for deaf people who can read lips because of people wearing masks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcwm36/it_must_be_really_hard_for_deaf_people_who_can/ ([deleted])
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There’s a possibility that someone on earth has been asleep for every second that you’ve been awake and vice versa.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcwlyh/theres_a_possibility_that_someone_on_earth_has/ (ILike2HumpCamels)
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Mr Beast is the living definition of ‘spend money to make money’

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcwjos/mr_beast_is_the_living_definition_of_spend_money/ (AfterAffect74)
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People generally would not know how many minutes there are in a year, if it wasn't for Rent the musical.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcwj6z/people_generally_would_not_know_how_many_minutes/ (benjaminpfp)
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I've been A-mused and B-mused but never C-mused.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcwivp/ive_been_amused_and_bmused_but_never_cmused/ (ambiguism)
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If you're voice sounds better to yourself then people like Christopher Judge and Morgan Freeman must sound unbelievable in their heads

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcwiim/if_youre_voice_sounds_better_to_yourself_then/ ([deleted])
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If you think about the word butter as something butts related, it sounds much more hilarious.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcwhxb/if_you_think_about_the_word_butter_as_something/ (Adriano1804)
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Maybe shrink rays actually just make everything else in the universe bigger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcwhau/maybe_shrink_rays_actually_just_make_everything/ (Fivewater)
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You are not in pain, pain is in you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcwg4w/you_are_not_in_pain_pain_is_in_you/ (FeelThePower999)
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Someone had to figure out that chocolate wasn’t meant for dogs the hard way

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcwf06/someone_had_to_figure_out_that_chocolate_wasnt/ (Chaotic_Airace)
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Your pet wanting to be fed when there is still food in its bowl is the same as you wanting to get paid when you still have money in the bank

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcwefy/your_pet_wanting_to_be_fed_when_there_is_still/ (justainsel)
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The continuous punishment of forgetting your password is having to create a new one and forgetting it again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcwdvz/the_continuous_punishment_of_forgetting_your/ (Nahidcfu)
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Nothing is as demoralizing as opening your delivery food and realizing part of your order is missing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcwd44/nothing_is_as_demoralizing_as_opening_your/ (DenL4242)
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The Spanish word for “pussy” (coño) is masculine; the Spanish word for “dick” (polla) is feminine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcw9y4/the_spanish_word_for_pussy_coño_is_masculine_the/ (DUIofPussy)
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Clocks contain more numbers on the left side.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcw8on/clocks_contain_more_numbers_on_the_left_side/ (DUIofPussy)
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The Spanish word for “pussy” (coño) is masculine; the Spanish word for “dick” (polla) is feminine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcw7ts/the_spanish_word_for_pussy_coño_is_masculine_the/ ([deleted])
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If you go back far enough enough in history,it becomes science

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcw6fw/if_you_go_back_far_enough_enough_in_historyit/ (Mr-NiceNice)
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Pretending you don't know what you saw in someone makes it easier to forget about them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcw6ac/pretending_you_dont_know_what_you_saw_in_someone/ (YacobJWB)
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A horny man is a dangerous man, but only to himself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcw676/a_horny_man_is_a_dangerous_man_but_only_to_himself/ (hardboiled_frog)
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Springs are batteries for clockwork

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcw5bl/springs_are_batteries_for_clockwork/ (Mr_Westerfield)
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Humans like to be not wet or fully wet. It’s the intermediate levels of wet that gives us trouble.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcw40e/humans_like_to_be_not_wet_or_fully_wet_its_the/ (flapjackbandit00)
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“Heed the warnings” is better than “Curiosity killed the cat” since curiosity isn’t inherently bad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcw2lg/heed_the_warnings_is_better_than_curiosity_killed/ (ChainmailPickaxeYT)
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We have no way of phonetically writing down the sound of rain

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcw2ko/we_have_no_way_of_phonetically_writing_down_the/ (hobowithadegree)
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Men who were good at picking their noses as kids probably can finger a woman better because of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcw226/men_who_were_good_at_picking_their_noses_as_kids/ (accelis)
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You know you’re getting old when people stop complimenting your handwriting on birthday and Christmas cards

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcw1ic/you_know_youre_getting_old_when_people_stop/ (TFG_Gillz)
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The late bird will also get the worm because there are also late worms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcw0yo/the_late_bird_will_also_get_the_worm_because/ (Hy-phenated)
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An unfrosted poptart is slightly more aerodynamic than a frosted poptart

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcw0y6/an_unfrosted_poptart_is_slightly_more_aerodynamic/ (Startooth)
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People addicted to texting have incredible eye-thumb coordination.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcw0px/people_addicted_to_texting_have_incredible/ (PhotoClock)
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“Mono” and “poly” are opposites. “Monopoly” contains both.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcvyk9/mono_and_poly_are_opposites_monopoly_contains_both/ (DUIofPussy)
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A Horror movie is one shotgun away from being an Action movie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcvxk1/a_horror_movie_is_one_shotgun_away_from_being_an/ (GeneralShawn)
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You can change the voice inside your head to any voice you want.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcvx0h/you_can_change_the_voice_inside_your_head_to_any/ ([deleted])
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Elephants are born with a built in snorkel

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcvwwu/elephants_are_born_with_a_built_in_snorkel/ (SkylineNight)
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Companies may sometimes make product that are more appealing to reviewers than the actual users so that it gets more popular and hence get more sales.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcvwp4/companies_may_sometimes_make_product_that_are/ (zeldathunder82)
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butter, cream, and milk smell nothing alike

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcvwnz/butter_cream_and_milk_smell_nothing_alike/ (granndymadge2)
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The word themselves seems plural, yet we never refer to someONE as themSELF. Only themselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcvvpi/the_word_themselves_seems_plural_yet_we_never/ (BroHanzo)
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The "of" in "couple of" replaced the "have" in"would have".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcvu0j/the_of_in_couple_of_replaced_the_have_inwould_have/ (helen269)
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The record for causing the most masturbations belongs to a Chinese male with poor hygiene.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcvr7k/the_record_for_causing_the_most_masturbations/ (reddituser084)
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Nowadays, it is very different and odd for an old person to play video games regularly, but in the future it will just be a norm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcvq8r/nowadays_it_is_very_different_and_odd_for_an_old/ (WarHawk_07)
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In Ice Age movies, the squirrel that breaks the ice with his acorn represents humans who harms the environment for their own desires.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcvpgh/in_ice_age_movies_the_squirrel_that_breaks_the/ (romercan)
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The ability to give consent to something was given to you without your consent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcvpfb/the_ability_to_give_consent_to_something_was/ (Nastypilot)
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Most of our possessions have seen more of the world than we have seen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcvp3q/most_of_our_possessions_have_seen_more_of_the/ (BeerTitsMcGee)
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No matter how you die, it is almost always going to be heart failure.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcvogu/no_matter_how_you_die_it_is_almost_always_going/ (FearSoftAtty)
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If Mars gets colonised, it will need its own unique holidays due to it's different year length.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcvm7l/if_mars_gets_colonised_it_will_need_its_own/ (spankus_the_wizard)
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Maybe in the future you will control devices with telepathy, so no more mouse and keyboard, so you could play CS go on you phone by just looking at it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcvl2r/maybe_in_the_future_you_will_control_devices_with/ (Googlegooseboy)
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White, pink and freckled are all the palest you can be.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcvkl7/white_pink_and_freckled_are_all_the_palest_you/ (Usernamedel)
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A 5 year old article on something you are researching? Please, we were such noobs back then.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcvijq/a_5_year_old_article_on_something_you_are/ (SimplyDaveP)
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We feel the touch sense where starts the "imput", but we actually feel and process it in our brain

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcvi1b/we_feel_the_touch_sense_where_starts_the_imput/ (Elil_50)
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You have probably seen more chicken breasts than a girls breast

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcvhxu/you_have_probably_seen_more_chicken_breasts_than/ (xMagicalLlamax)
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Ants are the ultimate simps

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcvhgg/ants_are_the_ultimate_simps/ (3RW33)
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Babies have probably seen and sucked more tits in a day than you have in the past 10 years

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcvgwc/babies_have_probably_seen_and_sucked_more_tits_in/ (xMagicalLlamax)
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If we had evolved to see X-Ray wavelengths instead, the visual representation of everything, from paintings to instructional diagrams, would change too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcvghs/if_we_had_evolved_to_see_xray_wavelengths_instead/ (TheIrishArab)
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Horoscopes are the living embodiment of death is the author.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcvgho/horoscopes_are_the_living_embodiment_of_death_is/ (NotTheNile)
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If you sneeze while driving at high speed, you will close your eyes for good 100+ feet and still be driving.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcvbok/if_you_sneeze_while_driving_at_high_speed_you/ (cltguydes)
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You can convince others that you're competent at just about anything by being confident enough, except with driving.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcvbas/you_can_convince_others_that_youre_competent_at/ (Xander_Cloud)
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As we get older we receive fewer gifts and treat ourselves to gifts more often

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcvauh/as_we_get_older_we_receive_fewer_gifts_and_treat/ (rocksofiron)
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Vampires may taste HIV infected blood differently. There may be slight differences in flavors amongst blood types as well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcvaei/vampires_may_taste_hiv_infected_blood_differently/ (king_noble)
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If we all wrote down the advice we gave to others and earnestly tried to live by it then we'd all probably be much happier.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcv9zw/if_we_all_wrote_down_the_advice_we_gave_to_others/ (Xander_Cloud)
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The statement "1 + 1 - 1 is equal to 0!" is true

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcv76c/the_statement_1_1_1_is_equal_to_0_is_true/ (daniel4kr)
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If the grass is always greener on the other side then continuously switching sides is the way to achieve happiness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcv74r/if_the_grass_is_always_greener_on_the_other_side/ (ILike2HumpCamels)
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Maybe the reason why a lot of weird things happening in the U.S. is because of the country being built on an Indian burial ground

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcv5rk/maybe_the_reason_why_a_lot_of_weird_things/ ([deleted])
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Toothbrushes are skeleton washing tools.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcv50i/toothbrushes_are_skeleton_washing_tools/ (Usernamedel)
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It must really suck for an amputee (with no arms) to have an itchy ass

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcv2nw/it_must_really_suck_for_an_amputee_with_no_arms/ (GABETHEBEST)
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Know you are really lost when you completely turn off your music

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcv1xi/know_you_are_really_lost_when_you_completely_turn/ ([deleted])
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You see dogs with unkempt long hair but wolves always look well groomed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcv1ts/you_see_dogs_with_unkempt_long_hair_but_wolves/ (TaBlien)
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Childhood naivety ends when you realise that the majority of villains in movies/tv shows are humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcv193/childhood_naivety_ends_when_you_realise_that_the/ ([deleted])
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If you have poison ivy on your genitals and have sex, the poison ivy becomes an STD.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcv09b/if_you_have_poison_ivy_on_your_genitals_and_have/ (TragBer)
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Faces tend to look better viewed from higher angles than lower ones. Tall people probably find others more attractive than short people do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcv08n/faces_tend_to_look_better_viewed_from_higher/ (kkandthehotday)
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Raindrops fall on different textures

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcuzoh/raindrops_fall_on_different_textures/ (deadassrhyme)
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When you prefer nuts in your brownies instead of chocolate chips you are fully an adult.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcuvmc/when_you_prefer_nuts_in_your_brownies_instead_of/ (my_bf_showed_me_this)
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Terminators sent to kill targets has quite poor success rate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcuutn/terminators_sent_to_kill_targets_has_quite_poor/ (Berthole)
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Courtney love was the Carole baskin of the 90s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcuuqb/courtney_love_was_the_carole_baskin_of_the_90s/ ([deleted])
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Photoshop has become so successful it is a verb

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcuumy/photoshop_has_become_so_successful_it_is_a_verb/ (dogydino200)
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If the Andromeda Galaxy is traveling towards the Milky Way 75mps then in a single lifetime it would have traveled 189,216,000,000 miles yet it has looked he same in the sky for thousands of years

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcuu5l/if_the_andromeda_galaxy_is_traveling_towards_the/ (Demonicz_66)
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We might have missed a once in a lifetime opportunity because of AdBlocker.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcutmz/we_might_have_missed_a_once_in_a_lifetime/ (marvchew)
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If you consider yourself a great driver, there’s a good chance dozens of other people think you’re a terrible driver.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcutde/if_you_consider_yourself_a_great_driver_theres_a/ (blorentz38)
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Even if you are missing a leg still need to buy a pair of shoes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcuspl/even_if_you_are_missing_a_leg_still_need_to_buy_a/ (moneybot13)
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Something is happening and we're not aware of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcuqe8/something_is_happening_and_were_not_aware_of_it/ (MercuriusMaximus)
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The village elder in any fiction set in older times is always wise and full of wisdom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcunrp/the_village_elder_in_any_fiction_set_in_older/ (untamed_potato)
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Morning sex before children is a lot later than Morning sex after you have kids!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcunes/morning_sex_before_children_is_a_lot_later_than/ (144Odd)
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If we look at the way most of us play FPS’s, movie gun fights seem highly logical.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcuk0q/if_we_look_at_the_way_most_of_us_play_fpss_movie/ (SIUW55)
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There have been hundreds of millions songs made throughout history, chances are you'll never listen to the song that makes you the happier/sadder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcujqt/there_have_been_hundreds_of_millions_songs_made/ (ferv35)
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Physically going to a library to learn more about something is Gen X’s version of walking 10 miles to school, uphill both ways, through the snow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcuj4c/physically_going_to_a_library_to_learn_more_about/ (HamboneBanjo)
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Toast is twice cooked bread.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcuiu8/toast_is_twice_cooked_bread/ (Ouisha)
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Mouthwash is a cleaning product that we almost drink.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcui6m/mouthwash_is_a_cleaning_product_that_we_almost/ (Head_Doctor89)
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If you lend someone $20 and they never talk to you again, it was probably a good investment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcuhu2/if_you_lend_someone_20_and_they_never_talk_to_you/ (MCBbbbuddha)
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There Is Probably A Secret Service That Plans an Do Celebrity "Fake Deaths", In Order To Help Them Return an Live A Normal Live In Secrecy, That We As Normal People Don't Know About.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcuhtq/there_is_probably_a_secret_service_that_plans_an/ (Fats__)
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There is only one year in your life when your child is exactly half your age.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcug48/there_is_only_one_year_in_your_life_when_your/ (Yorkvilleto)
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The Boy Scouts went from being the only extracurricular activity to a joke

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcufzd/the_boy_scouts_went_from_being_the_only/ (IMissFreedom)
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If you don't have a blender, or don't have power, the only way to make a milkshake is to shake to blend it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcufi3/if_you_dont_have_a_blender_or_dont_have_power_the/ (Gullsko)
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The number of consonants in the word "vowel" is equal to the number of vowels in the word "consonant"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcud3i/the_number_of_consonants_in_the_word_vowel_is/ (RecoveringRelapser)
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Your perception of your face changes when you learn about the difference between mirror image and real image.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcucuv/your_perception_of_your_face_changes_when_you/ (RecoveringRelapser)
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Online, people who don’t like all men or all women are despicable, but people that don’t like anybody are relatable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcuca2/online_people_who_dont_like_all_men_or_all_women/ (MileHiSalute)
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Middle eastern women have no problem with face mask rules

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcubir/middle_eastern_women_have_no_problem_with_face/ (jomtienislife)
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It's very likely that you have a vivid memory of a person or an event that was the product of a dream which you believe to be real.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcubh0/its_very_likely_that_you_have_a_vivid_memory_of_a/ (Sam-Starxin)
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In future there will probably be humans who will never visit earth, they will get born and die on another planet or spaceship.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcub1q/in_future_there_will_probably_be_humans_who_will/ (dorbed)
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Every click you make on the internet serves a purpose

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcuark/every_click_you_make_on_the_internet_serves_a/ (greattoilet)
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You know you’ve hit rock bottom when she would rather talk to her guy friends than you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcu9w0/you_know_youve_hit_rock_bottom_when_she_would/ ([deleted])
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Depending on when you will eventually die, you may already be middle-aged

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcu8iy/depending_on_when_you_will_eventually_die_you_may/ (Deadpooldan)
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Animals that make noise directed at humans just assume we have the ability to hear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcu84e/animals_that_make_noise_directed_at_humans_just/ ([deleted])
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if 2 babies were born at the same moment on two different sides of the earth, one is technically older than the other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcu83e/if_2_babies_were_born_at_the_same_moment_on_two/ (y-a-s-h-a-s)
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Going grocery shopping went to being a chore to one of the biggest flexes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcu82c/going_grocery_shopping_went_to_being_a_chore_to/ (69_Thanos_420)
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Everyone has weighed each weight between 1 and their heaviest weight in their life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcu731/everyone_has_weighed_each_weight_between_1_and/ (SackMastaP)
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"Dress for the job you want" is horrible advice for aspiring porn stars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcu6yi/dress_for_the_job_you_want_is_horrible_advice_for/ (PhotonSharpedo)
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There is a huge different between the things we want to be and the things we want to do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcu6sh/there_is_a_huge_different_between_the_things_we/ (Apocafeller)
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All humans technically have orange hair, i’ll prove it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcu60q/all_humans_technically_have_orange_hair_ill_prove/ (yazansta)
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"Fortune favors the bold" is probably just survivor bias.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcu55b/fortune_favors_the_bold_is_probably_just_survivor/ (ContingencyUsername)
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No one is ever truly happy, only content

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcu3lh/no_one_is_ever_truly_happy_only_content/ (mayners)
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The most horrific and disappointing reality in life is when you learn that all the monsters and ghouls that terrified you as a child were never real and humans are capable of far worse than your childhood imagination could ever envisage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcu35y/the_most_horrific_and_disappointing_reality_in/ (allthekos)
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Dogs have heart. Cats have brains. Humans have thumbs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcu21n/dogs_have_heart_cats_have_brains_humans_have/ ([deleted])
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Birthdays are fatal in large doses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcu1v6/birthdays_are_fatal_in_large_doses/ ([deleted])
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Michelle Trachtenberg and Denise Richards are the weird celebrity crushes that everyone remembers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcu1q7/michelle_trachtenberg_and_denise_richards_are_the/ (Spike6686)
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If your father never showed up and you somehow managed to go to the past and have sex with your mother, there is 0.0000000000242912% YOU are your own father.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcu051/if_your_father_never_showed_up_and_you_somehow/ (xXDarkCubeXx)
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The word "alphabets" starts with a vowel and ends with a consonant, just like the alphabets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hctzo1/the_word_alphabets_starts_with_a_vowel_and_ends/ (RecoveringRelapser)
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WWE is anime for rednecks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hctxji/wwe_is_anime_for_rednecks/ (chocolatelama123)
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Cain killed 1/4 of the population

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hctxi3/cain_killed_14_of_the_population/ (UnknownTornado)
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People that are edgy are usually dull

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hctw2r/people_that_are_edgy_are_usually_dull/ (CarlSagansWeedDealer)
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The most evil people aren’t the ones who think they are doing good, but the ones who are aware of the suffering they cause and choose to keep going.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hctvt1/the_most_evil_people_arent_the_ones_who_think/ (thats_kinda_E_P_I_C)
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If it’s liquid and gives you metabolic energy, it’s technically an energy drink.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hctuyw/if_its_liquid_and_gives_you_metabolic_energy_its/ (clpratt316)
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Lamps in video games are using real electricity...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hctsyf/lamps_in_video_games_are_using_real_electricity/ (P3DERSEN)
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Saying "2D (anime) girls are better" is invalid since if you're watching a video or looking at an image, everything is 2D.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hctqfb/saying_2d_anime_girls_are_better_is_invalid_since/ (Bemdora)
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A lazy cow is meat loaf.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hctq7n/a_lazy_cow_is_meat_loaf/ (Gary_October)
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When fully closed, your little finger is the only digit that makes a complete square from knuckle to tip

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hctpi6/when_fully_closed_your_little_finger_is_the_only/ (salladfingers)
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All sims in the sims are bisexual

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hctnbo/all_sims_in_the_sims_are_bisexual/ (JustADoughnut)
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Each mosquito we kill contributes to natural selection thus evolving faster and more annoying mosquitoes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hctnb9/each_mosquito_we_kill_contributes_to_natural/ (Hopp5432)
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Supernatural martial arts is a common trope but marital arts are a product of tactics and abilities and thus martial arts that would develop in such a world would probably be unrecognizable as what we think of as martial arts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hctn73/supernatural_martial_arts_is_a_common_trope_but/ (OnlyEvonix)
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If men were the main target audience of hair dyes, the colour would be described in RGB instead of unique shade names.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hctm8c/if_men_were_the_main_target_audience_of_hair_dyes/ (MarinerValleyIsThicc)
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Old ladies be walking 2 miles and their arms look like they’re running a marathon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hctk60/old_ladies_be_walking_2_miles_and_their_arms_look/ (Shaaamone)
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Father's Day celebrates the fact that some guy busted a nut.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hctje3/fathers_day_celebrates_the_fact_that_some_guy/ (ChonkyBeagle)
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Your car keys have overturned your car.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hctghr/your_car_keys_have_overturned_your_car/ (greattoilet)
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Maybe one day Bruno Mars will be on the planet Mars eating Mars chocolate bar.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hctfyc/maybe_one_day_bruno_mars_will_be_on_the_planet/ (RecoveringRelapser)
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If catgirls were real their blowjobs would probably feel pretty fucking awful.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hctfw5/if_catgirls_were_real_their_blowjobs_would/ (R3D61)
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There’s nothing more “adult” than framing pictures...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hctd9y/theres_nothing_more_adult_than_framing_pictures/ (ill-i-illi)
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The night sky is technically a history museum.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hctchy/the_night_sky_is_technically_a_history_museum/ (Light-Zing)
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There’s probably a lot of plants and animals that are edible and we just don’t know it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hctb8v/theres_probably_a_lot_of_plants_and_animals_that/ (combateombat)
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The difference between a cool robe and an ugly dress is whether you give a fuck.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hctb25/the_difference_between_a_cool_robe_and_an_ugly/ (BandaidPuppet)
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Mr.Krabs’s ears are in his eyes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hct96q/mrkrabss_ears_are_in_his_eyes/ (Melad_0)
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When you close one eye you literally see nothing with that eye, not even darkness

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hct8ta/when_you_close_one_eye_you_literally_see_nothing/ (ImFatterLosers)
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One who jerks off a decent amount probably generates a lot of kinetic energy. Maybe it’ll be used as a source of power someday.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hct8en/one_who_jerks_off_a_decent_amount_probably/ ([deleted])
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Camaleons are the kings of cosplay

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hct619/camaleons_are_the_kings_of_cosplay/ (i-can-eat-water)
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Camaleons are the kings of cosplay

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hct5co/camaleons_are_the_kings_of_cosplay/ (i-can-eat-water)
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The lyrics to old Macdonald had a farm are implying that he no longer a has his farm

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hct4v6/the_lyrics_to_old_macdonald_had_a_farm_are/ (DodgeyMaster101)
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The place you take swimming lessons is a “pool school”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hct4sf/the_place_you_take_swimming_lessons_is_a_pool/ (zucc_succ_trucc)
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Trucks carrying diesel theoretically don’t need to buy fuel on the way

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hct4db/trucks_carrying_diesel_theoretically_dont_need_to/ (JonSolo1)
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Superheroes cause more damage by not killing their enemies. They disfigure them and leave them miserable for the rest of their lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hct39b/superheroes_cause_more_damage_by_not_killing/ (alexwitwicky)
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Boys who used "leavemealone" cheat in GTA are still single.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hct37t/boys_who_used_leavemealone_cheat_in_gta_are_still/ (sr19_8)
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The only way to win every discusion is being stupid enough to don't leasen anything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hct2y8/the_only_way_to_win_every_discusion_is_being/ (i-can-eat-water)
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Humans that fall into water act very similarly to cats that fall into water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hct218/humans_that_fall_into_water_act_very_similarly_to/ (KhaleesiDog)
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Click-it-or-ticket has made way for mask-it-or-casket.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hct1bu/clickitorticket_has_made_way_for_maskitorcasket/ (RobertGBradley)
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You can tie a tie, but you can not knot a knot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hct0vb/you_can_tie_a_tie_but_you_can_not_knot_a_knot/ (Trollsaur91251)
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If there really are infinite realities, then the imaginary arguments that we always win in our heads are real

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcszzn/if_there_really_are_infinite_realities_then_the/ (carnage-boy)
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Humans that accidentally fall into water act very much like cats that accidentally into water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcszf6/humans_that_accidentally_fall_into_water_act_very/ ([deleted])
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People nod down to people they tolerate and nod up to people they’re happy to see.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcsyd5/people_nod_down_to_people_they_tolerate_and_nod/ (Gardener_In_War)
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Life is an STD

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcsws2/life_is_an_std/ ([deleted])
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The recent feature on smartphones where the video stops playing if the headphones are disconnected probably saved countless of lives (figuratively)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcsvn1/the_recent_feature_on_smartphones_where_the_video/ (LouisTheXVII)
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Celebrities have probably been in more of other people’s dreams than their own.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcsuwp/celebrities_have_probably_been_in_more_of_other/ (LilXanFan)
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Vegan PUBG players must have mixed feelings when "Winner Winner Chicken Dinner" shows up on their screens

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcsuhf/vegan_pubg_players_must_have_mixed_feelings_when/ (yagami_raito23)
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If you watch porn and there’s a dick fucking a woman and you look at the dick that’s gay

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcste9/if_you_watch_porn_and_theres_a_dick_fucking_a/ ([deleted])
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There are songs out there that have played at a funeral and a wedding.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcsrx3/there_are_songs_out_there_that_have_played_at_a/ (Clarkent727)
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No one ever seems to consider that maybe schizophrenics really have some sort of psychic ability and they really are in danger, because the bad guys (who also have that ability) want to eliminate them as a threat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcsqz6/no_one_ever_seems_to_consider_that_maybe/ (Lum1nar)
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Serbian Weird Al: “Why don’t we go down to Kosovo?”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcsqmq/serbian_weird_al_why_dont_we_go_down_to_kosovo/ (twicedouble)
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Dogs have no idea if your food they’re begging for tastes good

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcsq62/dogs_have_no_idea_if_your_food_theyre_begging_for/ (Good_Kid_Mad_City)
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It takes a lot of hard work to get into prestigious university. The reward is working even harder in university and having a risk of dropping out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcspff/it_takes_a_lot_of_hard_work_to_get_into/ (IMissFreedom)
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At least as long as we don’t understand what our consciousness is, you can’t prove that all your memories weren’t created yesterday.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcsot0/at_least_as_long_as_we_dont_understand_what_our/ (Lum1nar)
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Mrs. Baskin must have been really confused when Joshua grew up to look just like the guy she thought kidnapped her son.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcsob8/mrs_baskin_must_have_been_really_confused_when/ ([deleted])
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You will never see your own brain

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcsnsw/you_will_never_see_your_own_brain/ (i-can-eat-water)
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You wouldn’t notice if you lost a pair of socks, only if you lost one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcsnk5/you_wouldnt_notice_if_you_lost_a_pair_of_socks/ (Doodle_Dragon)
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If love makes blind, what’s the point of sexy underwear..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcsmrn/if_love_makes_blind_whats_the_point_of_sexy/ (Gregos81)
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Maybe hell isn't a place full of pain but rather a place where Everything is super easy and you always win at everything and get whatever you want.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcslnk/maybe_hell_isnt_a_place_full_of_pain_but_rather_a/ (ylzz)
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Whoever decided that calling things "awkward" was a thing, made things much more awkward

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcsl5y/whoever_decided_that_calling_things_awkward_was_a/ (buddha_meets_hayek)
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If life is a game then school is a tutorial

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcsl2m/if_life_is_a_game_then_school_is_a_tutorial/ (i-can-eat-water)
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Bertie Bott must have tasted the boogers of so many wizards before he came up with the standardised flavour.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcskyk/bertie_bott_must_have_tasted_the_boogers_of_so/ (rumbleboy)
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No one asked to be born.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcskvx/no_one_asked_to_be_born/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Reptiles can only kill in cold blood

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcskoc/reptiles_can_only_kill_in_cold_blood/ ([deleted])
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We are really lucky that our pee doesn't come out carbonated.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcsk93/we_are_really_lucky_that_our_pee_doesnt_come_out/ (chumbawamba56)
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"The file got corrupted" is the new "The dog ate the homework"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcsk0s/the_file_got_corrupted_is_the_new_the_dog_ate_the/ (MDHero101)
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Life insurance is the biggest gift you can give to your family.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcsjaf/life_insurance_is_the_biggest_gift_you_can_give/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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If we immediately pet our dog to apologise after accidentally stepping on their tail, they might think we’re endorsing their suffering.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcsi94/if_we_immediately_pet_our_dog_to_apologise_after/ ([deleted])
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The Mario cart banana is peeled from the bottom like how monkeys peel them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcsi7o/the_mario_cart_banana_is_peeled_from_the_bottom/ (D1LRAJ_S1NGH)
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There’s always a small chance you could be Jeff Bezos’ last earned dollar.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcshta/theres_always_a_small_chance_you_could_be_jeff/ (HardVeryVeryHard)
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You can tell a lot about someones personality by the kind of tattoos they have

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcsgr7/you_can_tell_a_lot_about_someones_personality_by/ (hdylan99)
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When counting, your lips don't touch until you reach 1 million.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcsgip/when_counting_your_lips_dont_touch_until_you/ (mrcharlesboyle)
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Shai Jackson is a bitch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcsg01/shai_jackson_is_a_bitch/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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As much as we don’t want to think about it, in the near future we’re all going to have to come an agreement and decide who is going to narrate our nature shows once Sir David Attenborough passes away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcscrf/as_much_as_we_dont_want_to_think_about_it_in_the/ (SerDire)
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Tradition becomes our security, and when the mind is secure it is in decay. We cannot create a new way for a greater change if we continue to keep holding on to the toxic past.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcsbyn/tradition_becomes_our_security_and_when_the_mind/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Water is the solution to everything! Thirsty? Drink water. Dry skin? Drink water. Get rid of your enemies? Drown them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcsbut/water_is_the_solution_to_everything_thirsty_drink/ (HugoSaxen)
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Water is the solution to everything! Thirsty? Drink water Dry skin? Drink water Get rid of your enemies? Drown them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcsbeu/water_is_the_solution_to_everything_thirsty_drink/ (HugoSaxen)
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The Olympics is about unity for everyone except non-athletes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcsa63/the_olympics_is_about_unity_for_everyone_except/ (IMissFreedom)
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If you wear your pants inside out, technically the whole universe is wearing the pants, except you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcs50p/if_you_wear_your_pants_inside_out_technically_the/ (fazefearlicia)
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Life insurance sounds wild at first.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcs3m9/life_insurance_sounds_wild_at_first/ (FeelGoodPhil)
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Since the speed of light is not instantaneous, everything we see is in the past.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcs3je/since_the_speed_of_light_is_not_instantaneous/ (_Valley)
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Pets literally pay with their looks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcs1o1/pets_literally_pay_with_their_looks/ ([deleted])
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When people accidentally fall into the water it always looks like they fell in hot lava and they gotta get out asap.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcs0ww/when_people_accidentally_fall_into_the_water_it/ (KhaleesiDog)
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If you wore a VR and had a drone following you from the back you can actually go by your day in third person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcrzbu/if_you_wore_a_vr_and_had_a_drone_following_you/ (_kiraaaaa_)
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Area codes are no longer where someone lives, but instead, where they lived when they got their cell phone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcrz1q/area_codes_are_no_longer_where_someone_lives_but/ (sawer707)
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The Hutts don’t have butts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcryqe/the_hutts_dont_have_butts/ (larboy332)
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Your dreams could be a view into your cosmic twin's life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcrugp/your_dreams_could_be_a_view_into_your_cosmic/ (gamerguy287)
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Since we live in a four dimensional universe, every movie is a 3D movie and 3D movies are actually 4D

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcru4m/since_we_live_in_a_four_dimensional_universe/ (Alandaradey)
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Children pretending to be superheroes on the playground actually look like the actors without all the CGI

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcrtud/children_pretending_to_be_superheroes_on_the/ (ApolloEvades)
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We thought hooking people up to The Matrix to feed the machines was horrible, but it’s basically what we do with cows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcrtfe/we_thought_hooking_people_up_to_the_matrix_to/ (idiomech)
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If humans had wings, girls would find a way to bedazzle them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcrtde/if_humans_had_wings_girls_would_find_a_way_to/ (_The_Singularity_)
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Jack Black and Jack White combined could make very interesting music as Jack Gray.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcrsh3/jack_black_and_jack_white_combined_could_make/ ([deleted])
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A family of 5 looks so much bigger than a family of 4.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcrsez/a_family_of_5_looks_so_much_bigger_than_a_family/ (coopdog900)
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Farts smell less in the shower

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcrs2q/farts_smell_less_in_the_shower/ (jungyumguy)
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Trash bags are technically garbage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcrros/trash_bags_are_technically_garbage/ (_Jack_lambert)
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If you rehydrate powdered milk in milk you get milk squared.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcrrim/if_you_rehydrate_powdered_milk_in_milk_you_get/ (MaxaTron711)
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Calling someone a dog is an insult, but calling them a dawg is a compliment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcrqv5/calling_someone_a_dog_is_an_insult_but_calling/ (greatnailbeds)
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You can create steam by putting a light Saber in water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcrosm/you_can_create_steam_by_putting_a_light_saber_in/ (Ramanujin666)
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Technically, we have all kicked a pregnant women.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcrjjx/technically_we_have_all_kicked_a_pregnant_women/ (HunkyDorey123)
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Maybe the cultural association between men and short hair is that men are traditionally expected to fight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcrib0/maybe_the_cultural_association_between_men_and/ (Mummelpuffin)
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Your belly button is your old mouth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcrhxt/your_belly_button_is_your_old_mouth/ ([deleted])
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A chopped salad and a wedge salad are the opposite ends of the salad spectrum.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcrhws/a_chopped_salad_and_a_wedge_salad_are_the/ (JustAJake)
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Lots of parents are convinced their children owe them for being given a life. But in fact they didn't ask for it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcrho3/lots_of_parents_are_convinced_their_children_owe/ (vpetrychuk)
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Drinking water after eating something minty feels horrible, but eating something minty after drinking water is no problem.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcrhe9/drinking_water_after_eating_something_minty_feels/ (Real_Normal)
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If police had more K-9 units, maybe they wouldn’t have to resort to using lethal force as often.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcrg46/if_police_had_more_k9_units_maybe_they_wouldnt/ (thenakedjanitor)
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Exercise is doing something that doesn't hurt until its hurts, in order to get stronger and not get hurt as much.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcrg0b/exercise_is_doing_something_that_doesnt_hurt/ (Taco6N13)
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The Constitution was the original user agreement.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcrft6/the_constitution_was_the_original_user_agreement/ (ME_CPA)
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All humans naturally have orange hair, but different shades, ‘black’ included.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcrf65/all_humans_naturally_have_orange_hair_but/ ([deleted])
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It doesn't matter how far away you're from civilization, you'll always find at least a bit of littering.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcrf5c/it_doesnt_matter_how_far_away_youre_from/ (SoyUnFracaso)
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Being accused of being angry is ironically really frustrating

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcrea7/being_accused_of_being_angry_is_ironically_really/ (BoinkenDoinker)
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Your body does most of the work for the hospital.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcrdn1/your_body_does_most_of_the_work_for_the_hospital/ (RavagedTwink)
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The older generation is known as boomers, and our generation may well become known as zoomers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcrdbh/the_older_generation_is_known_as_boomers_and_our/ (puffles3142)
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If the inmates ever did really run the asylum, they would probably all just leave.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcrc1q/if_the_inmates_ever_did_really_run_the_asylum/ (RedditTrollin)
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Anything is a .308 round if you throw it hard enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcrbzr/anything_is_a_308_round_if_you_throw_it_hard/ (thats_kinda_E_P_I_C)
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For how technically advanced they are, the large, slow-moving ships in Star Wars tend to miss each other a lot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcrbl2/for_how_technically_advanced_they_are_the_large/ (6K6L)
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The world isn’t any more crazy or stupid than it was hundreds of years ago. It only seems that way because the internet has given the crazy and stupid a louder voice than we’re used to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcraz3/the_world_isnt_any_more_crazy_or_stupid_than_it/ (blorentz38)
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Being the only who can see in the world is more irritating than being the only blind person in the world .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcr9y6/being_the_only_who_can_see_in_the_world_is_more/ (zaid_ata)
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The white person and the black person are one and the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcr9ct/the_white_person_and_the_black_person_are_one_and/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Losing teeth is our way of shedding bones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcr8pp/losing_teeth_is_our_way_of_shedding_bones/ (Druidkoichi)
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Soon there will be no survivors of the wats left

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcr6xm/soon_there_will_be_no_survivors_of_the_wats_left/ (MagicalGamer543)
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It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. Unless you're into that sort of thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcr5jp/its_better_to_be_pissed_off_than_pissed_on_unless/ (lynivvinyl)
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Water is the solution to everything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcr4ff/water_is_the_solution_to_everything/ (HugoSaxen)
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Wonder if anybody ever did go get her, or whether she's still dancing like a stripper.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcr42a/wonder_if_anybody_ever_did_go_get_her_or_whether/ (HBekaar)
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Other than sugar, salt, and water, everything we eat has something dead

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcr2ji/other_than_sugar_salt_and_water_everything_we_eat/ ([deleted])
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In films kids have a far higher chance of seeing crazy shit than adults

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcr2az/in_films_kids_have_a_far_higher_chance_of_seeing/ (Porge069)
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It's really unfortunate how the word Ashkenazi has the word nazi in it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcr2a5/its_really_unfortunate_how_the_word_ashkenazi_has/ ([deleted])
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Those who were born with c-section, shouldn’t have a claustrophobia.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcr09j/those_who_were_born_with_csection_shouldnt_have_a/ (irecognizedyou)
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Sex was made for children

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcqzs1/sex_was_made_for_children/ ([deleted])
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A 14 year old will brag about going out with an 18 year old but an 18 year old won't brag about going out with a 14 year old

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcqxpy/a_14_year_old_will_brag_about_going_out_with_an/ (Classified313)
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"Self-explanatory" is itself self-explanatory

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcqx3t/selfexplanatory_is_itself_selfexplanatory/ (Spoonfairy)
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Maybe bidets are responsible for the eating ass kink.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcqw0v/maybe_bidets_are_responsible_for_the_eating_ass/ ([deleted])
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People would probably be way meaner to dogs if they could talk and insult people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcqvt0/people_would_probably_be_way_meaner_to_dogs_if/ ([deleted])
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Being a CEO is a dead-end job

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcquq7/being_a_ceo_is_a_deadend_job/ (Steelix23)
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The word Cactus is singuler, while the word Cacti is plural.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcqtog/the_word_cactus_is_singuler_while_the_word_cacti/ ([deleted])
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Even if you invent a new colour. You won’t be able to see it in real life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcqt5q/even_if_you_invent_a_new_colour_you_wont_be_able/ ([deleted])
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Gun powder is also grenade powder

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcqswg/gun_powder_is_also_grenade_powder/ (sukantahaldar17)
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Before the movie begins, it's just a bunch of people sitting in the dark, facing the same direction, and eating corn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcqpqx/before_the_movie_begins_its_just_a_bunch_of/ (cfu48)
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There are people who could have been child prodigies, but were unable to because they just weren’t exposed to certain things at a young age.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcqo8n/there_are_people_who_could_have_been_child/ (f_izzy)
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Just assume the person in the mirror is not the real you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcqmtx/just_assume_the_person_in_the_mirror_is_not_the/ ([deleted])
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Some of the banknotes you used probably ended up near a stripper crotch at some point

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcqlgi/some_of_the_banknotes_you_used_probably_ended_up/ (shorty-boyd)
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The 4th dimension is the only dimension we all wish we could change

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcqlez/the_4th_dimension_is_the_only_dimension_we_all/ (bdunc956)
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Brick shithouses probably weren't all that stable really

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcqkdq/brick_shithouses_probably_werent_all_that_stable/ (distributionpea)
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There are probably more people who haven’t been to any continent than have been to all seven.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcqjry/there_are_probably_more_people_who_havent_been_to/ (ConnectTheDots_O-O)
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Shouldn't be long until people start having chronic shoulder, elbow, wrist, and hand pain from being on their phones too much.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcqj1s/shouldnt_be_long_until_people_start_having/ (Isntitabouttime69)
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When a bullet kills someone it gets fired.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcqir6/when_a_bullet_kills_someone_it_gets_fired/ (RodzRodzRodz)
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Watching porn with your friends is weird, but going to the strip club with them is considered normal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcqimn/watching_porn_with_your_friends_is_weird_but/ (GR3453m0nk3y)
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Charging your phone wirelessly is actually more restricting than just using a wired charger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcqij2/charging_your_phone_wirelessly_is_actually_more/ (ZERPaLERP)
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The same people calling others sheep/sheeple are also sheep/sheeple themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcqiin/the_same_people_calling_others_sheepsheeple_are/ (fathergoldengoose)
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Being told to not get peer pressured is being peer pressured to not get peer pressured

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcqgye/being_told_to_not_get_peer_pressured_is_being/ (Mr_Gaming_HM_YT)
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The human body has a silly way about it. Some men lose hair on their heads and gain tones of it elsewhere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcqgj6/the_human_body_has_a_silly_way_about_it_some_men/ (thecureisthecause)
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If you sharpen a sword for long enough, you get an Estoc (rapier)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcqfhc/if_you_sharpen_a_sword_for_long_enough_you_get_an/ (Plant_Gang_Nyee)
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We could probably download food illegally using 3d printer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcqf7b/we_could_probably_download_food_illegally_using/ (StoryMaking_Bitch)
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Vampires can’t even go outside during nighttime because moonlight and starlight is still sunlight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcqett/vampires_cant_even_go_outside_during_nighttime/ (robolope2)
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Brushing your teeth after you eat something is refreshing but doing it before you eat is borderline psychotic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcqee5/brushing_your_teeth_after_you_eat_something_is/ (PurpWhiteOwls)
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There's probably a lot of car salesman who can't even afford the car they're trying to sell.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcqea4/theres_probably_a_lot_of_car_salesman_who_cant/ (KodakWhyte)
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It’s very likely that you have been in the same house two two people having sex and you didn’t even notice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcqdrj/its_very_likely_that_you_have_been_in_the_same/ ([deleted])
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Wooden cutting boards are the mechanical keyboards of the kitchen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcqd4l/wooden_cutting_boards_are_the_mechanical/ (Flailingkitten)
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‌‌If v‌‌oodoo d‌‌olls r‌‌eally w‌‌ork, m‌‌assage s‌‌essions c‌‌ould h‌‌appen r‌‌emotely.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcqclm/if_voodoo_dolls_really_work_massage_sessions/ (vpetrychuk)
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Younger generations probably know about Wikipedia, but not about encyclopedias.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcqaro/younger_generations_probably_know_about_wikipedia/ (crossifermorningstar)
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Boogers must have a smell, we just can't smell them because we've become accustomed to the smell.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcqar8/boogers_must_have_a_smell_we_just_cant_smell_them/ (TawALittlePuttyTat)
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Parents are way better parents when it's not about their own children.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcq9p5/parents_are_way_better_parents_when_its_not_about/ (pablete1313)
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If voodoo dolls really work, message session could happen remotely.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcq9jf/if_voodoo_dolls_really_work_message_session_could/ ([deleted])
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Since no two atoms will normally come in contact with each other, no one is really "touching" one another.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcq8h6/since_no_two_atoms_will_normally_come_in_contact/ (sukrutmhalas)
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You can’t snap your fingers in your mouth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcq7xe/you_cant_snap_your_fingers_in_your_mouth/ (spooky-toaster)
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Over-exaggeration is an exaggeration of the word exaggeration

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcq6u3/overexaggeration_is_an_exaggeration_of_the_word/ (WholeEntireSandwich)
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A lifelong Subway employee is a sandwich artist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcq6a0/a_lifelong_subway_employee_is_a_sandwich_artist/ (Darkshadow1819)
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Stormtrooper armour offers no protection at all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcq5ym/stormtrooper_armour_offers_no_protection_at_all/ (ThisIsMyRedditLogin)
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If Batman were real he’d probably use Vantablack and we’d never fully know how cool his suit really looks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcq5vp/if_batman_were_real_hed_probably_use_vantablack/ (GreenMonster81)
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You don't need porn when you got memories.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcq5bn/you_dont_need_porn_when_you_got_memories/ (bielbohrer)
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Guacamole is very similar to applesauce, as they’re both fruit pastes with spices that you dip stuff in or eat plain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcq4sh/guacamole_is_very_similar_to_applesauce_as_theyre/ (robolope2)
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There is a chance you have masturbated to a pornstar who has died and you just never knew it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcq4bq/there_is_a_chance_you_have_masturbated_to_a/ (Derpy_Earth)
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Even if it had invented yet, the fact that you thought about it on your own makes you an inventor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcq426/even_if_it_had_invented_yet_the_fact_that_you/ (Trollsaur91251)
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‌‌Few y‌‌ears d‌‌ifference b‌‌etween c‌‌urrent y‌‌ou a‌‌nd y‌‌ounger y‌‌ou f‌‌eels s‌‌ignificantly b‌‌igger w‌‌hen y‌‌ou a‌‌re u‌‌p t‌‌o 2‌‌0 i‌‌n c‌‌omparison to w‌‌hen y‌‌ou a‌‌re o‌‌ver 4‌‌0

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcq41m/few_years_difference_between_current_you_and/ (vpetrychuk)
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‌‌Few y‌‌ears d‌‌ifference b‌‌etween c‌‌urrent y‌‌ou a‌‌nd y‌‌ounger y‌‌ou f‌‌eels s‌‌ignificantly b‌‌igger w‌‌hen y‌‌ou a‌‌re u‌‌p t‌‌o 2‌‌0 i‌‌n c‌‌omparison w‌‌hen y‌‌ou a‌‌re o‌‌ver 4‌‌0

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcq3sx/few_years_difference_between_current_you_and/ ([deleted])
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The reason why the last 1% of your battery runs the longest is the same reason why downloads get stuck at 99% because the last 1% is always the longest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcq397/the_reason_why_the_last_1_of_your_battery_runs/ (BraveDragonfruit7)
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Checking for ticks really shows you how many moles/freckles you didn’t know you had.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcq31w/checking_for_ticks_really_shows_you_how_many/ (_The_Singularity_)
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Nothing sounds more redneck then using staples and super glue to do surgery yet it’s a really common practice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcq238/nothing_sounds_more_redneck_then_using_staples/ (Chakasicle)
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It’s insanely difficult to have a truly original thought

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcq0sw/its_insanely_difficult_to_have_a_truly_original/ (garazhaka)
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By performing the patronus spell during his Defence Against the Dark Arts OWL, Harry Potter wrecked the curve and made sure no other student got an Outstanding in DADA that year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcq0qf/by_performing_the_patronus_spell_during_his/ (Aukrust)
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Lawn mowers probably have the highest kill-count of any profession.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcq0p4/lawn_mowers_probably_have_the_highest_killcount/ (ItzSampson)
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Brands advertised in sport shirts are getting a fuck ton of free promotion from unlicensed shirts of the teams.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcpz3i/brands_advertised_in_sport_shirts_are_getting_a/ (Trollsaur91251)
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No matter how much of a celebrity you become, you will never be as famous as cheese.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcpxkp/no_matter_how_much_of_a_celebrity_you_become_you/ (graydon_hooman)
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CIA and FBI are bound to have undercover agents in chaz.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcpwmv/cia_and_fbi_are_bound_to_have_undercover_agents/ (trollyoass69)
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A space station is the opposite of an airport

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcprsk/a_space_station_is_the_opposite_of_an_airport/ (Kofferino)
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When someone says "please don't spend money on Gold, give it where it's needed" consider that maybe they're not trying to flatter the poster as much as maybe that comment IS needed for someone else and the gold helps the comment be found.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcprlh/when_someone_says_please_dont_spend_money_on_gold/ (SayWhatever12)
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Sneezes went for "bless you" to "fuck you" real quick.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcpp3m/sneezes_went_for_bless_you_to_fuck_you_real_quick/ ([deleted])
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Splatoon is ultimate paintball.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcpngn/splatoon_is_ultimate_paintball/ (study-in-scarlet)
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If you were a main character in a novel everybody would love your flaws and quirks, yet you hate yourself for them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcpna5/if_you_were_a_main_character_in_a_novel_everybody/ (Alpha0963)
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We always park and leave our bicycles together because they are safer in numbers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcpmtg/we_always_park_and_leave_our_bicycles_together/ (McBuffington)
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We always tend to blame the year but the year has literally nothing to do with the events.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcplph/we_always_tend_to_blame_the_year_but_the_year_has/ (00Vishal007)
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People are complaining when somebody writes “What r u doing” but write things like “imo”, “idc”, or “tbh”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcplks/people_are_complaining_when_somebody_writes_what/ (Bad-Trip-Hagrid)
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Books with images from the movie adaptation on the cover always feel less legitimate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcpkyf/books_with_images_from_the_movie_adaptation_on/ (Hierophant42)
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Chivalry is dead because the concept of simping killed it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcpkgi/chivalry_is_dead_because_the_concept_of_simping/ (Alby99)
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True and lasting change will come when we unplug from the politicians and news outlets who all tell us what to think

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcpk2b/true_and_lasting_change_will_come_when_we_unplug/ (riot888)
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Running from your past will not bring tomorrow here faster.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcpjts/running_from_your_past_will_not_bring_tomorrow/ ([deleted])
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Nicki Manaj is kind of like the vinegar of pop music

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcpjhc/nicki_manaj_is_kind_of_like_the_vinegar_of_pop/ (Rahzek)
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Every single Rick and Morty fanfiction is canon as there are infinite realities in the show and there is a 100% chance that any fanfiction occurs in one of those infinite realities

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcpicw/every_single_rick_and_morty_fanfiction_is_canon/ (viviflash12345)
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Due to the increase in eco-friendly and biodegradable materials, there will be very few remnants of our lives in the future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcphtx/due_to_the_increase_in_ecofriendly_and/ (165lbs)
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If the Matrix were suddenly turned off, everyone would just die from lack of infrastructure needed to care for 7.6 billion humans who have never even walked before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcpgwu/if_the_matrix_were_suddenly_turned_off_everyone/ (Techw0lf)
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its reached a time where we listen to comedians and laugh at politicians

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcpdak/its_reached_a_time_where_we_listen_to_comedians/ ([deleted])
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Animals don’t get excited for the weekends unlike most adults

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcpd8c/animals_dont_get_excited_for_the_weekends_unlike/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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Most Zombies die with negative KDA

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcp9z7/most_zombies_die_with_negative_kda/ (klayb)
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Everything you think you know the smell of is really that MINUS boogers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcp9lp/everything_you_think_you_know_the_smell_of_is/ (cooperlit)
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Everyone in Star Wars knows what a Millennium Falcon is, but has likely never seen nor has any idea what an actual falcon is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcp99r/everyone_in_star_wars_knows_what_a_millennium/ (DrAwkward404)
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It's fascinating how the same people enraged about statues getting taken down, because it's part of their history, rush to delete shameful stuff they've posted on social media.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcp90u/its_fascinating_how_the_same_people_enraged_about/ (Luloucura)
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Simply sleeping 8 hours a night makes you a better person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcp81l/simply_sleeping_8_hours_a_night_makes_you_a/ (cheongdae)
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Lightsabers aren’t swords at all, they don’t have a blade broad side.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcp4ul/lightsabers_arent_swords_at_all_they_dont_have_a/ (Mister-Seer)
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All we are, are brains using these fleshy bodies to relocate and survive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcp3bp/all_we_are_are_brains_using_these_fleshy_bodies/ (Jelly_Bean36)
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Predictions about the future seem to come true because we make a shit tone of predictions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcp29n/predictions_about_the_future_seem_to_come_true/ ([deleted])
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You can get a notification in low signal areas but can’t open the app

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcp0gz/you_can_get_a_notification_in_low_signal_areas/ (HarryVlogs10)
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You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You only need a parachute if you want to go skydiving twice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcp09f/you_dont_need_a_parachute_to_go_skydiving_you/ ([deleted])
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With all of the production halts, 2021 is going to be a terrible year for movies and television.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcp034/with_all_of_the_production_halts_2021_is_going_to/ (GibbyES335)
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The krusty krab is the most powerful force in all the Bikini Bottom

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcozgf/the_krusty_krab_is_the_most_powerful_force_in_all/ (randomguyfromafrica)
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It's no surprise that ancient people believed in magic and deities when the sun suddenly goes dark during the day and people start going blind in masses hours after.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcoze1/its_no_surprise_that_ancient_people_believed_in/ (pusymaster)
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Sibling-In-Law is kind of a weird concept

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcoxcp/siblinginlaw_is_kind_of_a_weird_concept/ (writerofnothing)
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Water forces you to breathe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcowwp/water_forces_you_to_breathe/ (itspastmybathtime)
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Hatsune Miku and Max Headroom are the same concept

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcovhp/hatsune_miku_and_max_headroom_are_the_same_concept/ (fricceroni)
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If the world was flat, we could see the whole world from the highest point of land.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcoura/if_the_world_was_flat_we_could_see_the_whole/ (STANDARD_POTATO)
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You have probably never heard someone's real voice on tv, you just heard a computer doing a really good impression.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcouan/you_have_probably_never_heard_someones_real_voice/ (Chexreflect)
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Kids having smart phones on road trips have eliminated the “are we there yet” struggle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcosxj/kids_having_smart_phones_on_road_trips_have/ (GhouliaRoberts)
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We’ve never seen a gorilla at full potential

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcoswc/weve_never_seen_a_gorilla_at_full_potential/ (canadiancountermaker)
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The difference between angry and hungry is the difference between flipping a table and eating a table

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcoqjp/the_difference_between_angry_and_hungry_is_the/ (Optimized_Laziness)
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Magnetism is the physical phenomenon that most resembles wizardry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcoq68/magnetism_is_the_physical_phenomenon_that_most/ (kintaro__oe)
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A small hill and a big diamond are a good example of the concept that size is always relative to something

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcopto/a_small_hill_and_a_big_diamond_are_a_good_example/ (hd189)
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Everything is once in a lifetime because you'll never be that age again in that moment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcop8a/everything_is_once_in_a_lifetime_because_youll/ (sparkjays)
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Floppy disks aren’t floppy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcoolq/floppy_disks_arent_floppy/ (crsmtb96)
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Every one is full of themselves physically.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hconvz/every_one_is_full_of_themselves_physically/ (the-dude-over-there)
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Suppose there were no superheroes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcolyu/suppose_there_were_no_superheroes/ (Trid1977)
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Wreck-It Ralph could very well coexist with the Toy Story universe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcol61/wreckit_ralph_could_very_well_coexist_with_the/ (gamerguy287)
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If there is other life, then we were probably born on earth by chance and we could possibly reincarnate on a different planet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcoisy/if_there_is_other_life_then_we_were_probably_born/ (Blaster1st)
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Cant spell therapist without the rapist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcohm8/cant_spell_therapist_without_the_rapist/ (namesake_kml)
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Niceguys and Nicegirls would get along if they met irl because their both crazy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcoh7w/niceguys_and_nicegirls_would_get_along_if_they/ (ThrowawayKarensBane)
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You have no idea to know what you have forgotten

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcodwj/you_have_no_idea_to_know_what_you_have_forgotten/ (Doodle_Dragon)
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There is a difference between not liking something and disliking something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcod7n/there_is_a_difference_between_not_liking/ (chaoticgoodnss)
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If we couldn’t taste everybody would follow a healthy diet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcoc8a/if_we_couldnt_taste_everybody_would_follow_a/ (SAOlad)
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Your ass can produce the three states of matter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcobr0/your_ass_can_produce_the_three_states_of_matter/ ([deleted])
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All those sports games that rerelease yearly will be even more samey than usual next year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcobor/all_those_sports_games_that_rerelease_yearly_will/ (vectron5)
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The future of a museum relies on items from the past

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcobdk/the_future_of_a_museum_relies_on_items_from_the/ (IDK2old2giveafuck)
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Women have all the attention they don’t want and men don’t have any of the attention they need

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hco6wd/women_have_all_the_attention_they_dont_want_and/ (CumDogMillionare93)
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Introverted aren't tired of staying indoors, they are tired of people staying indoors, with them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hco4at/introverted_arent_tired_of_staying_indoors_they/ (mmmmmjjjrrrrr)
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Tic-tac-toe is the Mario Party Bumper Balls of pencil-and-paper games

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hco25x/tictactoe_is_the_mario_party_bumper_balls_of/ (SmeargleKid)
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Humans have 2 organs or body parts that can be taken out and still live.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hco20h/humans_have_2_organs_or_body_parts_that_can_be/ (notyouravgredditer)
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Someone literally holds the world record for having the largest ass hole.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hco1wi/someone_literally_holds_the_world_record_for/ (an0nymous_coward)
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Some people don't like themselves probably because they know themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hco0ba/some_people_dont_like_themselves_probably_because/ (idkifitsreal)
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Children are naturally high until they “mature” out of it. Going through a run down if you ask me.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcnzoa/children_are_naturally_high_until_they_mature_out/ (CherryAntAttack)
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An omelette is a burrito with an egg tortilla

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcnzo8/an_omelette_is_a_burrito_with_an_egg_tortilla/ (shehryar46)
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The universe is a Giant brain, and all the galaxies, star systems and nebulae are neuron cells, the black holes are vacuoles where wastes and debris gets collected, all living organisms on earth and on other planets (if any) are the living bacteria and other microorganisms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcnza3/the_universe_is_a_giant_brain_and_all_the/ (gen1masterrony)
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It seems like Blockbuster closed forever ago (2010). But it wasn't that long ago that the first Blockbuster opened (1985).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcnx9n/it_seems_like_blockbuster_closed_forever_ago_2010/ (morkani)
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The only acceptable reason to pull ahead and wait for your food at the drive thru is for fresh French Fries.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcnx6f/the_only_acceptable_reason_to_pull_ahead_and_wait/ (rompydompy)
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2014 is the year everyone forgot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcnq1k/2014_is_the_year_everyone_forgot/ (YuBandcharlie)
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Eating meat is the same as sacrificing animals to your stomach

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcno96/eating_meat_is_the_same_as_sacrificing_animals_to/ (SomeDudeOnAStreet69)
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Alfred would've definitely made Jason bruce and tim sit down and talk about how they've screwed each other

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcnnfl/alfred_wouldve_definitely_made_jason_bruce_and/ (zatarae2)
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The biggest burn moment is when you see a person is online and text them. And 1 frekin sec later it's gonna be showing last seen at...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcnlka/the_biggest_burn_moment_is_when_you_see_a_person/ (blazePhantom11)
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In "Obi-Wan Kenobi" are two Obi's.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcngxe/in_obiwan_kenobi_are_two_obis/ (DragonMatricks)
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At some point someone fucked it up for everybody by calling magic, science

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcd1qs/at_some_point_someone_fucked_it_up_for_everybody/ (Hopeful_Humanity)
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Ribs are the corn on the cob of the meat world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcd0ll/ribs_are_the_corn_on_the_cob_of_the_meat_world/ (tibbymat)
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A random person can run as far as Usain Bolt

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcd09o/a_random_person_can_run_as_far_as_usain_bolt/ (IMissFreedom)
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The reason our brains don't automatically translate "lol" like with other commonly used acronyms is because unlike "wtf" nobody actually says "laugh out loud" when speaking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hccz8y/the_reason_our_brains_dont_automatically/ (RandomMisanthrope)
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Mustard is the stepchild of spices.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hccxsj/mustard_is_the_stepchild_of_spices/ (MattOnePointO)
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Birds spend most of their life playing “rock or crumb.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hccxk6/birds_spend_most_of_their_life_playing_rock_or/ (jacklupin)
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All "open world" games aren't actually open world, you're just stuck in a bigger map

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hccxb5/all_open_world_games_arent_actually_open_world/ (TheAllSeeingKuma)
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All bands start out as cover bands.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hccwo9/all_bands_start_out_as_cover_bands/ (ArtPresence)
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A house that's equal to one needs a wheelchair.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hccw85/a_house_thats_equal_to_one_needs_a_wheelchair/ (i_never_ever_learn)
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Tik Tok is the son of Vine

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hccu4x/tik_tok_is_the_son_of_vine/ (IMissFreedom)
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A gift from Santa is technically bootleg

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcctvp/a_gift_from_santa_is_technically_bootleg/ (ihasafish)
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When you floss, you're cleaning between your bones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcctum/when_you_floss_youre_cleaning_between_your_bones/ (DrAwkward404)
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It's tragic the two facial features people are most self-conscious about the size of are their nose and ears since those are also the only two parts of the entire body that never stop growing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hccrk8/its_tragic_the_two_facial_features_people_are/ (DrAwkward404)
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It must be weird for NPCs of stealth games that can be completed without ever getting spotted to see their empire abruptly collapse

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hccoi5/it_must_be_weird_for_npcs_of_stealth_games_that/ (brugola)
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technically the iPhone x is the iPhone 9 because the 7 and 8 are the same thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcckl2/technically_the_iphone_x_is_the_iphone_9_because/ (mtp62184)
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(Swearing warning) Calling someone a good bitch or a bad bitch are both compliments, but just calling someone a bitch is an insult

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcck2j/swearing_warning_calling_someone_a_good_bitch_or/ (Rahmene)
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Technically we're all strippers before we shower.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcch8x/technically_were_all_strippers_before_we_shower/ (reese72molby)
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Taking one more gummy vitamin than you are supposed to counts as taking unnecessary drugs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hccg86/taking_one_more_gummy_vitamin_than_you_are/ (mad_potatosies)
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If you spent all of Jeff bezos's money, you could buy 10,725,000,000,000 lady bugs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hccbu9/if_you_spent_all_of_jeff_bezoss_money_you_could/ (Pretty_Pimples)
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The makers of Monopoly have found a line of business where they print Monopoly money and exchange it for real money

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcc9w3/the_makers_of_monopoly_have_found_a_line_of/ (supremesoysauce)
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All circles are perfect circles. Anything else isn't a circle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcc51l/all_circles_are_perfect_circles_anything_else/ (NickSheridanWrites)
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If you drop a sandwich on a dirty floor that had been sterilized ( bacteria/germ free), it theoretically would still be good to eat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcc2ql/if_you_drop_a_sandwich_on_a_dirty_floor_that_had/ (Shocking_Nipples)
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Beat Saber Is Practically 3D Piano Tiles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcc0dx/beat_saber_is_practically_3d_piano_tiles/ (SS_Pepe)
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In the Avatar: Last Airbender since Aang was trapped in an iceberg for 100 years, he is technically the coolest Avatar.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcbztj/in_the_avatar_last_airbender_since_aang_was/ (GenghisKhan1206)
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Calling things "gay" was just the older generation's version of "cringe".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcbyx4/calling_things_gay_was_just_the_older_generations/ (A_Knights_Tail)
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In the Spider-Man of 2002 scientifics created a spider that could change a human and share it's power but they don't know anything about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcbyso/in_the_spiderman_of_2002_scientifics_created_a/ (Netsugake)
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Gaston shot Bambi's mom

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcbxqo/gaston_shot_bambis_mom/ (observ8or)
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Sometimes you don't notice how wrong things may turn until you are deeply into it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcbx4g/sometimes_you_dont_notice_how_wrong_things_may/ (U_N_I_X)
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An anagram for Defund the Police is cheep donut filed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcbuty/an_anagram_for_defund_the_police_is_cheep_donut/ (ayy_the_dank_lord)
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5x5 has a Friday feeling to it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcbuc5/5x5_has_a_friday_feeling_to_it/ ([deleted])
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When you get older your eyebrows get hard

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcbtrk/when_you_get_older_your_eyebrows_get_hard/ (Siovhan)
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When the price of a good increases, the quality of the good decreases. Yet, when the price of college increases, the quality does not change.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcbszp/when_the_price_of_a_good_increases_the_quality_of/ (IMissFreedom)
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Yolo can be used as a reasoning to be cautious or be reckless.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcbrhy/yolo_can_be_used_as_a_reasoning_to_be_cautious_or/ (Intelligent-Goose)
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If a light saber was activated in the rain it would probably be really loud from the water boiling on contact

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcbrdz/if_a_light_saber_was_activated_in_the_rain_it/ (LemonNitrate)
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As culturally relevant as unicorns are it’s strange that no one knows what sound they make.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcbr5d/as_culturally_relevant_as_unicorns_are_its/ (LukeA_Fallon)
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With new mask requirements in gyms you’ll be more likely to see someone’s genitals than mouth in the locker room

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcbqr0/with_new_mask_requirements_in_gyms_youll_be_more/ (flextapejosefi)
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It must be incredibly frustrating to be reincarnated with all of your past memories, especially when your memories contradict historical "facts."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcbq0j/it_must_be_incredibly_frustrating_to_be/ (twenty__something)
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Having a bros night is no less fun than chilling with your girlfriend

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcbpf1/having_a_bros_night_is_no_less_fun_than_chilling/ ([deleted])
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if you are ever arguing with rick astley he could rick roll you irl

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcbp4y/if_you_are_ever_arguing_with_rick_astley_he_could/ (ShittyJoJosReference)
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Sleep masks are the sunglasses of the night

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcbogu/sleep_masks_are_the_sunglasses_of_the_night/ (kolima_)
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Plug suit are battle bdsm latex suit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcboer/plug_suit_are_battle_bdsm_latex_suit/ (tanknutshell)
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Thinking of playing games is more fun than actually playing them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcbnlr/thinking_of_playing_games_is_more_fun_than/ (NoirAzura)
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We could clone people in the future using 3D Printers and Artificial Intelligence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcbmo1/we_could_clone_people_in_the_future_using_3d/ (45gudan)
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History classes is fiction classes because the history we know of has been altered to shine on the winners

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcblg1/history_classes_is_fiction_classes_because_the/ (NoirAzura)
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The kid who got harambe killed must feel really bad for being the beginning of all of these events.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcblc6/the_kid_who_got_harambe_killed_must_feel_really/ (dankpenguin69)
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If we go to heaven for all of eternity will we never get bored because we will run out of stuff to do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcbl5q/if_we_go_to_heaven_for_all_of_eternity_will_we/ (realclarkeempire123)
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You Always See Garlic Butter, but Never Butter of Any Other Herbs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcbiyl/you_always_see_garlic_butter_but_never_butter_of/ (SweetJeffHellaBro)
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With smartphones becoming 100% borderless in a few years, the back will be the only way to distinguish one phone from another.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcbhfy/with_smartphones_becoming_100_borderless_in_a_few/ ([deleted])
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The humans in WALL-E could have just sent all their trash into space instead of themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcbh3h/the_humans_in_walle_could_have_just_sent_all/ (Hy-phenated)
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Young People Can’t Actively Experience Nostalgia

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcbfg0/young_people_cant_actively_experience_nostalgia/ (rfm92)
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With smartphones becoming 100% bordless in a few years, the back will be the only way to distinguish one phone from another.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcbesi/with_smartphones_becoming_100_bordless_in_a_few/ ([deleted])
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if your happiness is based off of what other people think about you then you’re never really thinking for yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcbcz8/if_your_happiness_is_based_off_of_what_other/ (jenandfreddie)
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Intelligent Life on other planets is probably as messy and messed up as we are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcbb5f/intelligent_life_on_other_planets_is_probably_as/ (3IceShy)
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The movie ”sorry to bother you” is a possible prequell to ”bojack horseman”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcbaqz/the_movie_sorry_to_bother_you_is_a_possible/ (Psycaridon-t)
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When you look at the sky, you might look directly at something that has never been discovered before

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcb76r/when_you_look_at_the_sky_you_might_look_directly/ (RTef_99)
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Some people don’t know shit about fuck.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcb17n/some_people_dont_know_shit_about_fuck/ (Gary_October)
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We are all normal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcb0e1/we_are_all_normal/ ([deleted])
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Giving every single person a million dollars would have no effect on poverty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcaye8/giving_every_single_person_a_million_dollars/ (an0nymous_coward)
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You share a crush for a character in a game/show with a lot of people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcaxux/you_share_a_crush_for_a_character_in_a_gameshow/ (NoirAzura)
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People in ancient times probably thought spicy peppers were poisonous.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcav9w/people_in_ancient_times_probably_thought_spicy/ (Big_old_Bulldog)
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Multiplayer gaming between Earth and Mars will be impossible, that will certainly cause problems for the early teen martians until the martian population will be high enough for multiplayer games.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcav2k/multiplayer_gaming_between_earth_and_mars_will_be/ (jukabukaer)
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Behind every paid porn content that gets posted somewhere for free there is one noble soul who bought it to give it to the rest of us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcausb/behind_every_paid_porn_content_that_gets_posted/ (thebooksmith)
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The people you hate while driving are most likely really nice people in general.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcauod/the_people_you_hate_while_driving_are_most_likely/ (DankTandon)
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The early bird only gets the worm because the worm woke up early too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcau1l/the_early_bird_only_gets_the_worm_because_the/ (clappedgamer69)
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T-shirts that make references to movies seem less dated than t-shirts that make reference to TV shows, even if the show is more recent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcatfk/tshirts_that_make_references_to_movies_seem_less/ (JerkyOnassis)
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Spiders have a much better reason to be scared of humans than vice versa

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcask6/spiders_have_a_much_better_reason_to_be_scared_of/ (kyrgyzstanec)
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Military planners are literally killing enthusiasts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcas0c/military_planners_are_literally_killing/ (cavendishfreire)
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The frequency of crime correlates with the amount of police officers asleep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcarsy/the_frequency_of_crime_correlates_with_the_amount/ (sorrynotsorrow)
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Seafood works both ways in that there is food from the sea and food for the sea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcarli/seafood_works_both_ways_in_that_there_is_food/ (HadesTheBeast)
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Bad comedy movies seem much funnier when watching them with your parents that laugh at everything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcar24/bad_comedy_movies_seem_much_funnier_when_watching/ (owenalvord)
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Someone probably just gave birth to a daughter that will date Leonardo DiCaprio

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcaqt2/someone_probably_just_gave_birth_to_a_daughter/ (Durty_Rick_Sanchez)
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When we are jogging we put on special clothes to make sure people don't think we are running from something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcaqpy/when_we_are_jogging_we_put_on_special_clothes_to/ (clappedgamer69)
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A white flag probably originated as an absence of national colors, hence it's use for surrender.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcaq23/a_white_flag_probably_originated_as_an_absence_of/ (YourOldManJoe)
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Eating pieces of shit for breakfast can be considered both good and bad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcaop6/eating_pieces_of_shit_for_breakfast_can_be/ ([deleted])
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Rain is probably a Car Wash’s biggest competitor

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcans8/rain_is_probably_a_car_washs_biggest_competitor/ (jcoop93)
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Some people don’t wear a mask because they think it makes them look stupid but they actually end up looking stupid because they’re NOT wearing a mask.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcanrt/some_people_dont_wear_a_mask_because_they_think/ (chuckhenrymusic)
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Fondly remembering a nice compliment that no longer applies to you is strangely bittersweet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcamyx/fondly_remembering_a_nice_compliment_that_no/ (Firestar321)
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Musicians (bass instumentalists, especially) are possibly the closest thing to actual airbenders.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcamul/musicians_bass_instumentalists_especially_are/ (CatalystMusic87)
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An empty browser history tells so much more than a full one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcak0g/an_empty_browser_history_tells_so_much_more_than/ ([deleted])
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All other animals walk around in public naked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcaj3z/all_other_animals_walk_around_in_public_naked/ (cayeblet)
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Having great internet is both a blessing and a curse

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcahhy/having_great_internet_is_both_a_blessing_and_a/ (WaterRaindrop)
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Clocks are the biggest enemy of the workweek.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcafme/clocks_are_the_biggest_enemy_of_the_workweek/ ([deleted])
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People don't abuse drugs. They actually love them very much.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcacph/people_dont_abuse_drugs_they_actually_love_them/ (syngestreetsurvivor)
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Because of unknown possibilities, all subway stations can be entrances to hogwarts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hcab34/because_of_unknown_possibilities_all_subway/ (wolfpath94)
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“Third times the charm” is the optimistic version of “Three strikes and you’re out”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hca7q9/third_times_the_charm_is_the_optimistic_version/ (FoxStrom-14)
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We're all just ghosts who still happen to live in their meaty suits.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hca7hp/were_all_just_ghosts_who_still_happen_to_live_in/ (Monsters_from_Id)
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Events you can read about in the news are already part of the history

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hca6oc/events_you_can_read_about_in_the_news_are_already/ (kyrgyzstanec)
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There is nothing more musically insulting than putting on a playlist at a party and someone changing it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hca5f3/there_is_nothing_more_musically_insulting_than/ (EasyBrit)
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If you're never having sex, it's maybe because your Trueman Show is family-friendly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hca4lq/if_youre_never_having_sex_its_maybe_because_your/ (Sorry_I_m_late)
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Porn just swx on video

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hca3mg/porn_just_swx_on_video/ ([deleted])
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Deadpool and Wolverine can’t be circumcised because they will regenerate the skin back

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hca3ep/deadpool_and_wolverine_cant_be_circumcised/ ([deleted])
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We bargain with memories and barter with thoughts. A dangerous game but we know what we've bought. The thoughts that we think are there throughout and then... We barter some more with blood ink in our pen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hca2gf/we_bargain_with_memories_and_barter_with_thoughts/ ([deleted])
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As a child, you love the hero. As an adult, you understand the villain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hca2b0/as_a_child_you_love_the_hero_as_an_adult_you/ (_STEAMFUNK_)
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People who are really into butthole licking are probably reincarnated as dogs or other genital licking loving animals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hca1kt/people_who_are_really_into_butthole_licking_are/ (ballooneymoon)
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It’s harder to argue with someone dumber than you than to argue with someone smarter than you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc9yz4/its_harder_to_argue_with_someone_dumber_than_you/ (LexLuthorJr)
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Even though they are less than one, almost all numbers between 0 and 1 are plural. (for example 0,1 kilograms)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc9y4u/even_though_they_are_less_than_one_almost_all/ (GuessWhatChickenShit)
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Water actually tastes something, but society decided it didn’t since it’s hard to define its taste.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc9y23/water_actually_tastes_something_but_society/ (N1k01ai)
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If you take a book containing all of the animals that we've discovered and pick a page at random, there's a 1 in 4 chance that the page discribes a type of beetle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc9xts/if_you_take_a_book_containing_all_of_the_animals/ (NotWhalek)
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Bass is a kind of fish but bass in songs would scare a mature sea bass

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc9xnh/bass_is_a_kind_of_fish_but_bass_in_songs_would/ (Deli-Meats-N-Cheese)
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I'm guessing Teeth Whitening has dropped off since face masking appeared

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc9to4/im_guessing_teeth_whitening_has_dropped_off_since/ (Klotzster)
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You realize that you're tone deaf when you watch the news and realize that all the billboards with abbreviations on them aren't talking about the Bureau of Land Management.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc9t01/you_realize_that_youre_tone_deaf_when_you_watch/ (mrbignaughtyboy)
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To calm down you can breathe, but you can also calm down by not breathing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc9srx/to_calm_down_you_can_breathe_but_you_can_also/ (G4rydose)
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The biggest roast is silence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc9r39/the_biggest_roast_is_silence/ (TheSisterz)
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Social media has made too many of us comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the mouth for it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc9qn0/social_media_has_made_too_many_of_us_comfortable/ ([deleted])
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S'mores but instead of just normal chocolate you put on a peppermint patty for like a minty s'more or maybe you can do a recees cup for a peanut butter s'more or maybe rolos for a carmely s'more.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc9pmg/smores_but_instead_of_just_normal_chocolate_you/ (OutragousOrange)
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Common sense is an uncommon virtue

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc9p6x/common_sense_is_an_uncommon_virtue/ (Ecothermic-Warrior)
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You don’t go underwater, you go in it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc9nun/you_dont_go_underwater_you_go_in_it/ (Potato_on_Kyle)
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If space really is infinitely large, then we have explored 0% of space.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc9mn9/if_space_really_is_infinitely_large_then_we_have/ (siddy678)
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you spend your entire life gathering people for your funeral

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc9lix/you_spend_your_entire_life_gathering_people_for/ (Pizzadeathdragon69)
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Trucks labeled as “flammable” were a very real danger when we were kids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc9lcc/trucks_labeled_as_flammable_were_a_very_real/ (tysmily)
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Daredevil is probably really good at listening to music

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc9kih/daredevil_is_probably_really_good_at_listening_to/ (TheLastJohnDoe)
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Loving toe beans is foot fetish with animals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc9k6m/loving_toe_beans_is_foot_fetish_with_animals/ (HolyMelonSeeds)
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Most animals aren't mammals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc9jw7/most_animals_arent_mammals/ (synysterbates)
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If going cold turkey is kicking a bad habit then getting really good at it must be going hot turkey.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc9jag/if_going_cold_turkey_is_kicking_a_bad_habit_then/ (WeareStarstuff7)
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If a lot of mosquitoes teamed up on one person they might be able to kill the person via blood loss

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc9ibh/if_a_lot_of_mosquitoes_teamed_up_on_one_person/ (Mursu9000)
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Walking up an escalator that’s not working takes way more effort than walking up a similar set of stairs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc9i15/walking_up_an_escalator_thats_not_working_takes/ ([deleted])
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Scuba divers have really deep thoughts sometimes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc9h3i/scuba_divers_have_really_deep_thoughts_sometimes/ (einsteinpubes)
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All the foods you want to sneak are wrapped in very loud packaging.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc9egk/all_the_foods_you_want_to_sneak_are_wrapped_in/ (DevonMG)
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some parts of your body are younger than you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc9avt/some_parts_of_your_body_are_younger_than_you/ (kutnerpink)
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Somewhere out there’s a person that owns the rights to *Dude, Where’s My Car?* and their lawyer has to refer to it as Intellectual Property.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc974h/somewhere_out_theres_a_person_that_owns_the/ (frupp110)
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Unlike the brain, the rest of the body always tends to have its shit together.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc96z9/unlike_the_brain_the_rest_of_the_body_always/ (Semi-Spicy)
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Monogamous relationships have been a pivotal part of the world but all men feel they get laid less when you live with/marry women. So why spread hate on polygamy?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc96y4/monogamous_relationships_have_been_a_pivotal_part/ (KingLobo88)
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Even though “I would,” “I could,” and “I should,” all can be used in conversation, “I’d” always means “I would”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc96xz/even_though_i_would_i_could_and_i_should_all_can/ (That_Guy_Eli)
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Wonder how different our lives would be if we had eyes instead of nipples.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc96ms/wonder_how_different_our_lives_would_be_if_we_had/ (ntragorange)
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when people say they have bad luck they are completely disregarding the fact that they were 1 in millions of sperm cells to fertilize the egg which is less than a 0.0001% chance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc967v/when_people_say_they_have_bad_luck_they_are/ ([deleted])
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If life was a video game, then elevators would be the loading screen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc94r6/if_life_was_a_video_game_then_elevators_would_be/ (NICE_THATS_NOT)
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A frozen chicken pot pie is as good of a household weapon as a baseball bat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc94q5/a_frozen_chicken_pot_pie_is_as_good_of_a/ ([deleted])
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Follow your arrow wherever it goes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc9456/follow_your_arrow_wherever_it_goes/ (greattoilet)
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Diet and exercise is the closest thing to anti-gravity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc92vj/diet_and_exercise_is_the_closest_thing_to/ (RobertGBradley)
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If life was a video game elevators would be the loading screens

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc924s/if_life_was_a_video_game_elevators_would_be_the/ (NICE_THATS_NOT)
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If you eat fish sticks - you want them to taste "fishy", but you DO NOT want them to feel "sticky"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc91b9/if_you_eat_fish_sticks_you_want_them_to_taste/ (JKolodne)
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Being a school mascot is the furry version of doing something homo but saying "no homo".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8zmb/being_a_school_mascot_is_the_furry_version_of/ (JoshuaGa)
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Why can people not sing on their own but can in a group?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8za1/why_can_people_not_sing_on_their_own_but_can_in_a/ (cbaanymore22)
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if a mirror delays it’s reflexion probably isn’t a real mirror

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8z50/if_a_mirror_delays_its_reflexion_probably_isnt_a/ ([deleted])
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If being alive means being able to die, than people who are immortal are not alive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8xn0/if_being_alive_means_being_able_to_die_than/ (Azurax___)
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If you're paying with cash, you will always bring a little extra just in case.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8x8o/if_youre_paying_with_cash_you_will_always_bring_a/ (Zeurellius)
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When you lose weight you get more attractive, but from a physics standpoint you get less attractive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8x0x/when_you_lose_weight_you_get_more_attractive_but/ (RobertGBradley)
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Politics becomes even more depressing when you realize that it's literally a never-ending series of popularity contests.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8x0r/politics_becomes_even_more_depressing_when_you/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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Every online game is pay-to-win because you can't win without a good internet connection.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8w5a/every_online_game_is_paytowin_because_you_cant/ (rigbone2008)
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In 150 years, every living human as of now will die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8w4r/in_150_years_every_living_human_as_of_now_will_die/ (ManofSheerBoredom)
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Aging happens over time, but not because of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8w2n/aging_happens_over_time_but_not_because_of_it/ (mexicancheerios)
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Adrenaline is just the put-together relative of Adrenacurve.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8w1b/adrenaline_is_just_the_puttogether_relative_of/ (thatinterruptingcow)
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The most unrealistic part of High School Musical is not that they all know choreographed songs and dances, it’s that Sharpay and Ryan go to public school

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8vh2/the_most_unrealistic_part_of_high_school_musical/ (Steakman15)
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The perfect name for a group of Trans-Women super heroes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8vfl/the_perfect_name_for_a_group_of_transwomen_super/ (SoupOBrady)
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If a dog who has rabies bites itself, does it get infected with rabies?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8vex/if_a_dog_who_has_rabies_bites_itself_does_it_get/ (WagyuWine)
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PBS's Odd Squad is just SCP for kids

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8vd1/pbss_odd_squad_is_just_scp_for_kids/ (bigpotato-jpeg)
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There are 50 types of US Quarters that are legal US currency.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8uvr/there_are_50_types_of_us_quarters_that_are_legal/ (YeeHawTheCat)
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What if we are in super realistic VR simulation and we forgot how to bring up the pause menu.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8td6/what_if_we_are_in_super_realistic_vr_simulation/ (squirt215)
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Any super hero who can control time,can also be considered someone who has super speed to others

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8qd7/any_super_hero_who_can_control_timecan_also_be/ (phantom_soon)
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Thanks to masks yawns are no longer contagious .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8pjq/thanks_to_masks_yawns_are_no_longer_contagious/ (Yohan_Turnipz)
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If we woke up one day and dogs began meowing and cats began barking there would be a little bit of confusion but we would all get over it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8oy8/if_we_woke_up_one_day_and_dogs_began_meowing_and/ (doclsd)
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Slowing/stopping time and moving could be considered super speed to others

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8ode/slowingstopping_time_and_moving_could_be/ (phantom_soon)
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An iPhone charger is like apple juice for your iPhone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8nvi/an_iphone_charger_is_like_apple_juice_for_your/ (realperson11)
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The brain is the most powerful supercomputer - According to, you guessed it, the brain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8nmm/the_brain_is_the_most_powerful_supercomputer/ (notmyacc_imjustdumb)
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Youtube's 2020 rewind is going to be a full 3-part movie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8myp/youtubes_2020_rewind_is_going_to_be_a_full_3part/ (tavop26)
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When you watch a star, photons from that star took millions of years to arrive, and evaded asteroid and space rocks just to arrive to your retina.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8mlf/when_you_watch_a_star_photons_from_that_star_took/ (captain_skillful)
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"White male" is seen as the default setting for anonymous internet users

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8lyz/white_male_is_seen_as_the_default_setting_for/ (Ceolach_Boghadair)
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With just one molecule, there is no such thing as a state of matter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8lvn/with_just_one_molecule_there_is_no_such_thing_as/ (jailbroken2008)
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The word ID. i stands for I and d stands for Dentification

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8lcl/the_word_id_i_stands_for_i_and_d_stands_for/ (donald_duckling)
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With covid dying in heat a hot car in the sun is the safest place this summer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8l7g/with_covid_dying_in_heat_a_hot_car_in_the_sun_is/ (Edwardteech)
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Aaahh... The water feels nice. Now, where is the shampoo bottle? Oh, there it is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8kw4/aaahh_the_water_feels_nice_now_where_is_the/ (AAA_Batteriez)
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Earth's internal shape is like a cherry. There is the thin crust, the mantle and outer core being the flesh and the seed is the inner core.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8kcu/earths_internal_shape_is_like_a_cherry_there_is/ (Airyleech)
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“Fish fisher” or “fisher fish” can both be used as nicknames for anglerfish, which effectively fish for fish.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8k3w/fish_fisher_or_fisher_fish_can_both_be_used_as/ (Dirty-Electro)
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Kind of a thought, but does post nut clarity apply to females....

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8iq3/kind_of_a_thought_but_does_post_nut_clarity_apply/ (AryaKar1shma)
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If we all suddenly stopped paying our taxes, the governments couldn't afford to stop us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8ipq/if_we_all_suddenly_stopped_paying_our_taxes_the/ (HunkyDorey123)
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Most animals aren't lions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8idv/most_animals_arent_lions/ (Gushie1337)
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It’s weird that our birthdays are all about us (when all we did was get pushed out) and not more about our moms who went into labor and did all the work that day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8hzh/its_weird_that_our_birthdays_are_all_about_us/ (grove4lyf)
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Imagine seeing the exect same water dropplet twice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8h24/imagine_seeing_the_exect_same_water_dropplet_twice/ (oldmemes_-goodmemes)
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Mising the good times feels sadder than regretting the bad times.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8gzz/mising_the_good_times_feels_sadder_than/ (attentyv)
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Flies rub their hands together and cant wait to dive into a hot steamy pile of crap like you would a perfeclty cooked steak.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8g8x/flies_rub_their_hands_together_and_cant_wait_to/ ([deleted])
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If 70% of the body is water then water Enders can body bend

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8fum/if_70_of_the_body_is_water_then_water_enders_can/ ([deleted])
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Despite being one of the greatest concerns of childhood, it turns out you can absolutely wear white after Labor Day and no one will scoff at you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8fo7/despite_being_one_of_the_greatest_concerns_of/ (coffeeandcontemplate)
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You see yourself as the hero in your eyes, but in others you could be the villain

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8fk4/you_see_yourself_as_the_hero_in_your_eyes_but_in/ (Strikethat4)
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Someone's uncle does work at microsoft/xbox and we just won't belive it anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8fg6/someones_uncle_does_work_at_microsoftxbox_and_we/ (Rus101m)
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Spider-Man Into the Spider-Verse was made by the same animation studio that made The Emoji Movie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8ekq/spiderman_into_the_spiderverse_was_made_by_the/ (Toku-Nation)
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For most careers, fame is a measure of success. If your career is a ninja or spy, then it’s the opposite.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8ein/for_most_careers_fame_is_a_measure_of_success_if/ (AGroupofThisIsCalled)
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High school students probably won’t be TP anyone’s house anytime soon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8ehr/high_school_students_probably_wont_be_tp_anyones/ (Redditor-Benny)
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Alcohol is spicy cousin of water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8e8s/alcohol_is_spicy_cousin_of_water/ (xxxgenderbenderxxx)
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When you die randomly the cops probably have to sift through so many random boogers to rule out homicide.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8dwa/when_you_die_randomly_the_cops_probably_have_to/ (nkizzlego)
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Nobody sees the posts on this subreddit and thinks of them in the shower

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8duw/nobody_sees_the_posts_on_this_subreddit_and/ (lamntedhydra55)
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Our actions are determined by the coping skills of our character.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8ddb/our_actions_are_determined_by_the_coping_skills/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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If 70% of the body is water then water benders can Body bend

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8cuh/if_70_of_the_body_is_water_then_water_benders_can/ ([deleted])
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Autcorrect makes a lot of stupid people look smarter than they actually are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8brp/autcorrect_makes_a_lot_of_stupid_people_look/ (LargeTesticles9)
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Mosquitoes are gold diggers since they love you only for your blood.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc89nm/mosquitoes_are_gold_diggers_since_they_love_you/ (Nope-Im-anonymous)
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Animals, such as bumblebees and wolverines, have slowly been taken over by pop culture icons.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc8864/animals_such_as_bumblebees_and_wolverines_have/ (Ankylopea)
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If you count all kinds of physical money lost around the world (dollars, pesos, libras, rupias) it's like a fortune without owner

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc872s/if_you_count_all_kinds_of_physical_money_lost/ (PerroTieso)
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You have more holes in your body than most cheeses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc86ik/you_have_more_holes_in_your_body_than_most_cheeses/ (Ankylopea)
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if a cult is stockpiling arms. both meanings of arms are bad

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc864q/if_a_cult_is_stockpiling_arms_both_meanings_of/ (Doubble3001)
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Beauty and the Beast was basically a cartoon about beastialitality.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc84lr/beauty_and_the_beast_was_basically_a_cartoon/ (Krazed-Freeman)
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It will still be another few hundred years before Indians forget the sins of British Colonialism.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc84f1/it_will_still_be_another_few_hundred_years_before/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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You probably use the word ‘like’ about as much as the word ‘the’

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc84es/you_probably_use_the_word_like_about_as_much_as/ (Ankylopea)
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People over 15 who regularly hang out with their cousins are also way, way more likely to also be arrested together with their cousins than one would reasonably assume.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc827o/people_over_15_who_regularly_hang_out_with_their/ (BandaidPuppet)
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An empty browser history is more telling than a full one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc807a/an_empty_browser_history_is_more_telling_than_a/ ([deleted])
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If you really "shaved within an inch of your life" you probably have a 3/4 inch beard

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc7wu5/if_you_really_shaved_within_an_inch_of_your_life/ (12jonboy12)
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If History has taught us anything, it is that no matter whether you're right or wrong, as long as you are in authority, you're absolutely correct and justified.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc7s6c/if_history_has_taught_us_anything_it_is_that_no/ (ColePfeiffer-theBull)
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The only cultural impact the Avatar movie had on us is that nobody remembers it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc7rw9/the_only_cultural_impact_the_avatar_movie_had_on/ (DryAttitude1510)
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Since Yugi's spirit guide from Yu-Gi-Oh was a Pharoh, there is a good chance he could had met or at least heard about biblical figures like Joseph or Moses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc7np5/since_yugis_spirit_guide_from_yugioh_was_a_pharoh/ (Mr_DeLonge2004)
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When you pay $130 a month for cable, you're paying to be advertised at

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc7msh/when_you_pay_130_a_month_for_cable_youre_paying/ (opvertex)
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Part of your personality can be that you have a lot of different ones. You can still be a whole person who just acts differently a lot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc7mmp/part_of_your_personality_can_be_that_you_have_a/ (aliengames666)
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If there was ever an anti social media counterculture movement that disconnected from the vanity of online attention, we would probably never hear about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc7lre/if_there_was_ever_an_anti_social_media/ (Hats_4_cats)
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No one will ever trust u/the MalleableDuck's links ever again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc7jf2/no_one_will_ever_trust_uthe_malleableducks_links/ (MissKhalid)
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Maybe the Moon is an egg, and someday it's simply going to break, and the thing inside will fly away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc7jcz/maybe_the_moon_is_an_egg_and_someday_its_simply/ (Epictete21)
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Always be writing but don't just leave your ideas on the page.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc7j9i/always_be_writing_but_dont_just_leave_your_ideas/ (VerbotenPublish)
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Hospital cafeterias probably have really good health protocols.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc7in8/hospital_cafeterias_probably_have_really_good/ (InsertStephenHere)
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Calenders only last a year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc7ib0/calenders_only_last_a_year/ (MemeySteve69)
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Mushrooms are food, entertainment, and death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc7fn8/mushrooms_are_food_entertainment_and_death/ (moneybot13)
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The closest thing we have to quest markers in real life are McDonald’s Golden Arches.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc7ebr/the_closest_thing_we_have_to_quest_markers_in/ (Billy_T_Wierd)
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You can do as you please as long as it doesn’t prevent others to do as they please.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc7c29/you_can_do_as_you_please_as_long_as_it_doesnt/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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The last thing you ate, could be the last thing you'll ever eat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc7aar/the_last_thing_you_ate_could_be_the_last_thing/ (Notshreddedbro)
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There are executives who have had to debate "Squirrel Proof" vs. "Squirrel Resistant" marketing with a straight face.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc79rz/there_are_executives_who_have_had_to_debate/ (Not_Harv_anyway)
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The idea of feeling your body heat slowly leaving you makes cold seem much more ominous.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc79mz/the_idea_of_feeling_your_body_heat_slowly_leaving/ (Flame-Blast)
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A Cane makes you Able

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc78z7/a_cane_makes_you_able/ (Sotisp)
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No one's KDR is under 1.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc78sn/no_ones_kdr_is_under_1/ ([deleted])
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If 90% of Sean Hannity listeners knew what Martina McBride's song "Independence Day" actually meant they would get so upset they would beat their wife in irony.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc76pq/if_90_of_sean_hannity_listeners_knew_what_martina/ (BALONYPONY)
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We’re all just scrolling through an app whilst floating through space on a huge rock

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc75xd/were_all_just_scrolling_through_an_app_whilst/ (rotisseriechicken13)
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Race car drivers are closed loop optimization engines.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc75ul/race_car_drivers_are_closed_loop_optimization/ (GusIverson)
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Masturbation is like playing a cracked pirated version of a game

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc74y7/masturbation_is_like_playing_a_cracked_pirated/ (JackGolondria)
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The invention of Laughing was probably just a person doing a weird sound or a person immitating an animal and failing horribly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc74j5/the_invention_of_laughing_was_probably_just_a/ (DJML765)
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Losing 50 pounds are good news for chubby people but bad news for narcos.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc73r4/losing_50_pounds_are_good_news_for_chubby_people/ (SoyUnFracaso)
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Fighting games are turn-based games where your skill determines the duration of your turn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc71wc/fighting_games_are_turnbased_games_where_your/ (A3jan)
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Wild bears learning to open car doors without teaching them is a big leap in their fine motor skills.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc71s2/wild_bears_learning_to_open_car_doors_without/ ([deleted])
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Hand up ass makes a puppet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc71h5/hand_up_ass_makes_a_puppet/ (Plus-Staff)
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Pregnant women are the OG "Body builders"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc6zfw/pregnant_women_are_the_og_body_builders/ (thisisa_fake_account)
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Jeff Bezos could dominate the porn market if he expanded Twitch's services to cam girls

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc6z7f/jeff_bezos_could_dominate_the_porn_market_if_he/ (IamLevels)
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An empty browser history is more telling then a full one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc6x5c/an_empty_browser_history_is_more_telling_then_a/ (LoseySkopes)
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Having sex is probably once a trend during the early stages of humanity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc6w9c/having_sex_is_probably_once_a_trend_during_the/ (DJML765)
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Laminar flow has probably caused a lot of wasted water from people creating it just to watch it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc6vsn/laminar_flow_has_probably_caused_a_lot_of_wasted/ (exactly273frogs)
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There is never a wrong answer to a question, just the answer to a different question.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc6ts2/there_is_never_a_wrong_answer_to_a_question_just/ (juankaleebo)
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Compact fluorescent bulbs are the Betamax of lighting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc6ru8/compact_fluorescent_bulbs_are_the_betamax_of/ (maxthearguer)
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Every link Rick Astley shares of himself is a Rick Roll

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc6rd3/every_link_rick_astley_shares_of_himself_is_a/ (dawonga)
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The invention of Dancing was most likely someone moving around in a pattern and then someone thought it was cool and liked it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc6qc4/the_invention_of_dancing_was_most_likely_someone/ (DJML765)
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We make a room darker to see darkness better on a screen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc6q3u/we_make_a_room_darker_to_see_darkness_better_on_a/ (13reakingPoint)
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When you’re in outer space, there is no day and there is no night.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc6ol8/when_youre_in_outer_space_there_is_no_day_and/ (Artificial_Batman)
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Getting proper attornery is an actual pay to win scenario

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc6kj6/getting_proper_attornery_is_an_actual_pay_to_win/ (Polikosaurio)
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Juneteenth will be the first inaugural Federal holiday that many of us are actually around to experience.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc6j5a/juneteenth_will_be_the_first_inaugural_federal/ ([deleted])
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If your child got all A's and an F in math you wouldn't let them off the hook from your inquiry about their mathematical shortcomings bc they said "all grades matter, mom/dad"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc6ir8/if_your_child_got_all_as_and_an_f_in_math_you/ (Darth_Kahuna)
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The internet and the universe are ever expanding

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc6h1m/the_internet_and_the_universe_are_ever_expanding/ (rocksofiron)
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Everything is considered new until something replaces it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc6gz5/everything_is_considered_new_until_something/ (XenosTheForgetful)
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Sleep gives you energy but if you sleep to much you wake up tired

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc6gjv/sleep_gives_you_energy_but_if_you_sleep_to_much/ (DJML765)
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Your earlier favorite song which you skip daily on your playlist because of the repetition is the same you love to listen in public places.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc6gie/your_earlier_favorite_song_which_you_skip_daily/ (star_o_mega)
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You know something's up when they dare you to pick truth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc6ge5/you_know_somethings_up_when_they_dare_you_to_pick/ (DramaticProtogen)
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If leaves change to red with temperature then they're just thermometers for trees.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc6fb7/if_leaves_change_to_red_with_temperature_then/ (That_Guy2847)
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Providing college to your society is an investment in your future. If you have a more educated population, that is only a good thing. Unless you're corrupt and want to rule by fear over the ignorant... wait a minute.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc6fb2/providing_college_to_your_society_is_an/ (ukiyuh)
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Cake mix doesn’t look like the thing that turns into a cake.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc6f1f/cake_mix_doesnt_look_like_the_thing_that_turns/ (invalidarse)
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When you buy a shirt with a product logo on it (such as Coca-Cola), you are paying that company to be a billboard for them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc6ekx/when_you_buy_a_shirt_with_a_product_logo_on_it/ (bobboe1993)
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As we all know, alcohol is a tasteless solvent. Yet it tastes like ****! The only reasonable conclusion

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc6ejz/as_we_all_know_alcohol_is_a_tasteless_solvent_yet/ (QuilsMangentBrioche)
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You once had the world record of being the youngest

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc6e6k/you_once_had_the_world_record_of_being_the/ (F0RF317)
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If we all go through with the ideas, our generations funerals are gonna go so hard

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc6d9z/if_we_all_go_through_with_the_ideas_our/ ([deleted])
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We have all kicked a pregnant women before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc6cfa/we_have_all_kicked_a_pregnant_women_before/ (ClubPenguin-For-Life)
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It's funny how on one end of the spectrem, we have people surviving point blank grenade blasts, and 30000 foot drops without a parachute, and on the other end of the spectrum we have people who stub their toe and die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc6cbl/its_funny_how_on_one_end_of_the_spectrem_we_have/ (Creativity_100)
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If our parents tell us to stop using gadgets cause it overuses our eyes, even if we just sit still we still use our eyes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc6bkw/if_our_parents_tell_us_to_stop_using_gadgets/ (DJML765)
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Plants are horny. Even after we kill them they still keep wanting to release their seed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc6b9s/plants_are_horny_even_after_we_kill_them_they/ (OuatDeFoque)
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People with Congenital Insensitivity to Pain (unable to feel pain) wont be able to feel the flames of hell

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc68xn/people_with_congenital_insensitivity_to_pain/ (napknn_)
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Getting d‌‌runk t‌‌oday b‌‌orrows e‌‌nergy a‌‌nd e‌‌motions f‌‌rom t‌‌omorrow

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc682n/getting_drunk_today_borrows_energy_and_emotions/ (vpetrychuk)
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Your parents raising you is them paying reparations for birthing you without your consent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc67zi/your_parents_raising_you_is_them_paying/ (Grim505)
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There are few things more artificial than a "candid photo".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc67mp/there_are_few_things_more_artificial_than_a/ (Goloko)
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Because of the expansion of the universe, and everything moving farther away from each other, it’s likely that eventually there will be a civilization that will look up in the sky and see nothing, so they will think they’re alone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc66j9/because_of_the_expansion_of_the_universe_and/ ([deleted])
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Moff Gideon was probably going to trade the Darksaber for the Child.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc66as/moff_gideon_was_probably_going_to_trade_the/ (The_Barbiter1)
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Paper is three dimensional.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc6570/paper_is_three_dimensional/ (Moo_Fridge)
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It seems like everyone wants the exact opposite body type of the one that they have

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc63ae/it_seems_like_everyone_wants_the_exact_opposite/ (mileslikesmemeslol)
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In ancient history, Actresses used to double as prostitutes. Some things haven't changed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc631w/in_ancient_history_actresses_used_to_double_as/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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A warning of a plot twist in a Movie/TV is a spoiler in itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc62ox/a_warning_of_a_plot_twist_in_a_movietv_is_a/ (El_CM)
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Betty White has been old longer than most young people have been young.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc62o1/betty_white_has_been_old_longer_than_most_young/ (haddock420)
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Horror films like Hostel have probably saved a lot of lives because they served as a warning not to trust people too quickly when traveling abroad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc62b0/horror_films_like_hostel_have_probably_saved_a/ (27Yosh)
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You're probably not as fast of a driver as you think you are, you just never catch up with the people who are faster than you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc60yo/youre_probably_not_as_fast_of_a_driver_as_you/ (trick3r)
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In near future manual driving can only be seen in races.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc604k/in_near_future_manual_driving_can_only_be_seen_in/ (neelothpal-vipparla)
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You might be bad at something but there is always someone worse then you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc5ur5/you_might_be_bad_at_something_but_there_is_always/ (Lycaon125)
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There is no worse feeling than your iPhone not recognising you after a long day cos you look too ugly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc5qzc/there_is_no_worse_feeling_than_your_iphone_not/ (PipeKransky)
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A butterfly knife can be used as a dangerous fidget spinner.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc5pjl/a_butterfly_knife_can_be_used_as_a_dangerous/ (DangerousKirb)
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When we find a misplaced debit card we track down the owner. When we find misplaced cash, we keep it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc5pdo/when_we_find_a_misplaced_debit_card_we_track_down/ ([deleted])
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The growth rate of information is actually bound by mathematical laws of the universe i.e. the Fibonacci Sequence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc5o3n/the_growth_rate_of_information_is_actually_bound/ (FluffyPick)
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VR will one day be integrated into homes and will replace physical interior design

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc5mx7/vr_will_one_day_be_integrated_into_homes_and_will/ (SpectreMk2)
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Having nothing to think of is the cause of learning nothing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc5l4n/having_nothing_to_think_of_is_the_cause_of/ (DJML765)
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Clouds get darker because there's less sunshine able to get through

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc5jdq/clouds_get_darker_because_theres_less_sunshine/ (88Koentje88)
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It’s as tough to lose a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors as it is to win one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc5iz9/its_as_tough_to_lose_a_game_of_rock_paper/ (MikeOxlong0101)
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Group of equally intelligent selfish people would eventually acknowledge they can gain the maximum pleasure for themselves if each one of them works for the benefit of the group

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc5he4/group_of_equally_intelligent_selfish_people_would/ (kyrgyzstanec)
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Have you ever thought about how many times you’ve requested a top shelf liquor for your drink at the bar when it may be possible you don’t get that exact brand? (That is, if you don’t see the drink being made)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc5ems/have_you_ever_thought_about_how_many_times_youve/ (the13clocks)
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It is weird to think that the closest I'll get to giving birth is dropping a deuce after hard workout

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc5efh/it_is_weird_to_think_that_the_closest_ill_get_to/ (MostlyCorrectGuy)
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Being original is slowly becoming unoriginal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc5cl2/being_original_is_slowly_becoming_unoriginal/ (DJML765)
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The Only Universal Happiness is Ignorance

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc5cbj/the_only_universal_happiness_is_ignorance/ (mountain03)
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Sean Penn is the Onison of Hollywood

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc572x/sean_penn_is_the_onison_of_hollywood/ (Toad0430)
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Popcorn is a vegetable because it’s just cooked corn

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc570k/popcorn_is_a_vegetable_because_its_just_cooked/ (nicknugget2007)
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The saying "A deal is a deal" checks out mathematically. If x=deal: x=x

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc56dx/the_saying_a_deal_is_a_deal_checks_out/ (eZarrakk)
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We have all kicked a pregnant woman.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc55ce/we_have_all_kicked_a_pregnant_woman/ ([deleted])
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Every phone is a flip phone if you are strong enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc516j/every_phone_is_a_flip_phone_if_you_are_strong/ (YoXya)
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If you follow a pizza delivery car, there's only a 50/50 chance they're heading to a pizza place

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc50so/if_you_follow_a_pizza_delivery_car_theres_only_a/ (The-Rarest-Pepe)
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So many people are allergic to plant jizz

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc50oa/so_many_people_are_allergic_to_plant_jizz/ (CloudGecko)
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In the future they may topple statues of MLK because he wasn't a vegetarian and owned pets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc4xtt/in_the_future_they_may_topple_statues_of_mlk/ (Bjarki56)
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The goal for retirement is to live off the money the money you made makes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc4wwm/the_goal_for_retirement_is_to_live_off_the_money/ (habehabe2)
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You're can never be doing nothing, because all of your bodily functions and processes are continuously working.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc4uxs/youre_can_never_be_doing_nothing_because_all_of/ ([deleted])
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When snakes bite their tongue, they poison themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc4uai/when_snakes_bite_their_tongue_they_poison/ (ArnavRatna)
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An empty browser history is more suspicious than a 'non-empty' one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc4tvv/an_empty_browser_history_is_more_suspicious_than/ (certainly_imperfect)
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For all we know, burglars actually work for the alarm companies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc4ttu/for_all_we_know_burglars_actually_work_for_the/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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If you bear a striking similarity to your step-parent, your parent probably has a type.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc4qnl/if_you_bear_a_striking_similarity_to_your/ (ToastGhost18)
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Nothing feels better than when two of your best friends meet and get along well! Nothing feels worse than when they get along better with each other than with you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc4qdp/nothing_feels_better_than_when_two_of_your_best/ (SkinOfOak)
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AI intimacy and sex robots are probably going to be easier to program because most people just want their sadness validated/repeated instead of fixed or psychologically unpacked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc4pwa/ai_intimacy_and_sex_robots_are_probably_going_to/ (ginwithbutts)
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The people that think Juneteenth shouldn’t be a holiday are the same people that believe Columbus Day still deserves to be a holiday

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc4omp/the_people_that_think_juneteenth_shouldnt_be_a/ (HiDINGuNDERTHeRiNG)
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All male dogs are sons of a b's

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc4oei/all_male_dogs_are_sons_of_a_bs/ (MrMan306)
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All the data transmission between R2-D2 and C-3PO is done by oral communication.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc4ocm/all_the_data_transmission_between_r2d2_and_c3po/ (shortroundshotaro)
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History books may very well be left or right, red or blue in the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc4nuq/history_books_may_very_well_be_left_or_right_red/ (Guns-R-fun)
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Humans are water cooled

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc4mjo/humans_are_water_cooled/ (Draemeth)
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Given how popular Rick Rolling is, Rick Astley has probably been Rick Rolled several times before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc4lxk/given_how_popular_rick_rolling_is_rick_astley_has/ (wobermey1987)
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A broken clock is exactly correct more often than a working one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc4l3s/a_broken_clock_is_exactly_correct_more_often_than/ (eeddeedde)
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The Simpsons' caucasian characters being yellow would make way less sense if most of the characters were black.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc4l36/the_simpsons_caucasian_characters_being_yellow/ (BrickBuster2552)
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Chickens are dinosaurs from the future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc4hy2/chickens_are_dinosaurs_from_the_future/ (Maddison_Mavis)
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The pixar intro animation is technically a form of sex

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc4hqr/the_pixar_intro_animation_is_technically_a_form/ (Rocco_04)
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If you pay money to the Church, you're simping for Christ.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc4gv7/if_you_pay_money_to_the_church_youre_simping_for/ (somkkeshav555)
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Being forced to wear a mask has probably given a lot of people new appreciation for oral hygiene

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc4grr/being_forced_to_wear_a_mask_has_probably_given_a/ (NexGenjutsu)
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Everyone that took Harry Potter’s polyjuice potion knows how big his dick is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc4fue/everyone_that_took_harry_potters_polyjuice_potion/ (get-bread-not-head)
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It is impossible to look intimidating while eating a pudding cup.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc4f47/it_is_impossible_to_look_intimidating_while/ (HiDINGuNDERTHeRiNG)
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Most feet aren’t a foot long

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc4dhs/most_feet_arent_a_foot_long/ (BreatheMyStink)
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Maybe cats are secretly masturbating at the end of their heat cycle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc4c4h/maybe_cats_are_secretly_masturbating_at_the_end/ (ruvo-)
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Fibre optic audio cables use light to communicate sound. Loading an image over dial up uses sound to communicate light

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc4bbe/fibre_optic_audio_cables_use_light_to_communicate/ (dukeChedda)
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Chairs are humankind's way of apologising to itself for learning to stand up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc4b3d/chairs_are_humankinds_way_of_apologising_to/ ([deleted])
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When it's been summer for awhile, people start to miss fall and winter. When it's winter for awhile, people start to miss spring and summer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc4a0d/when_its_been_summer_for_awhile_people_start_to/ (TheSheepster_)
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We are peer pressured to wear clothes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc49sa/we_are_peer_pressured_to_wear_clothes/ ([deleted])
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The polls on social media asking to like for one choice and comment for the other usually have more likes regardless of who’s on what choice because naturally it is easier to like a comment than type something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc49oj/the_polls_on_social_media_asking_to_like_for_one/ (YaBoiOheb)
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“Peach” changing to slang for ass from vagina really changes Nicolas Cage’s famous Face Off quote

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc49ep/peach_changing_to_slang_for_ass_from_vagina/ (cerialthriller)
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If Liam Neeson killed Keanu Reeves' dog and Keanu kidnapped Liam's daughter...talk about a stalemate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc484l/if_liam_neeson_killed_keanu_reeves_dog_and_keanu/ (RobertGBradley)
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‌‌There m‌‌ust b‌‌e p‌‌eople w‌‌ho e‌‌njoy r‌‌eading p‌‌rivacy p‌‌olicies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc46rc/there_must_be_people_who_enjoy_reading_privacy/ (vpetrychuk)
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To the freedom fighters crying about wearing a mask, try walking into a store naked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc4553/to_the_freedom_fighters_crying_about_wearing_a/ (mintee)
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Umbrellas were invented so rain couldn’t stop a garden party

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc44uo/umbrellas_were_invented_so_rain_couldnt_stop_a/ (VibeDr)
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Before photographs were invented, people were never able to see themselves blink

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc44pk/before_photographs_were_invented_people_were/ ([deleted])
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Your big toe's nail is weirdly humongous compared to all your other nails

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc44io/your_big_toes_nail_is_weirdly_humongous_compared/ (PoolSharkPete)
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The internet is a zoo for human thoughts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc42vh/the_internet_is_a_zoo_for_human_thoughts/ (EarthDragonComatus)
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The word appropriate is in appropriate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc42g7/the_word_appropriate_is_in_appropriate/ ([deleted])
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Women make the same noise creating the baby as when they give birth to the baby

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc41xm/women_make_the_same_noise_creating_the_baby_as/ ([deleted])
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Sinkholes are the quicksand we thought we’d be dealing with as adults

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc41dz/sinkholes_are_the_quicksand_we_thought_wed_be/ (ill-i-illi)
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You could draw a square or any shape other than a circle around something and you could still considered it "circled".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc3zm9/you_could_draw_a_square_or_any_shape_other_than_a/ (d0gsbestfriend)
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If you enter 99 on a microwave you get 99 seconds but if you enter 100 you only get 60 seconds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc3xik/if_you_enter_99_on_a_microwave_you_get_99_seconds/ (Xsniper157)
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The song that you skip on your playlist is the same you love to listen in public places.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc3wod/the_song_that_you_skip_on_your_playlist_is_the/ (star_o_mega)
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Smiling while walking towards the camera would look really dumb irl.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc3w8z/smiling_while_walking_towards_the_camera_would/ (Allgen)
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Must be really annoying for Superheros that their outfits have no pockets for their cellphones, wallets, keys, etc

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc3w4x/must_be_really_annoying_for_superheros_that_their/ ([deleted])
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We’ve never heard, nor will ever hear, about the perfect crime

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc3voh/weve_never_heard_nor_will_ever_hear_about_the/ ([deleted])
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The first human to eat chilly probably thought they were going to die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc3vca/the_first_human_to_eat_chilly_probably_thought/ (SBR4fect)
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If animals can’t comprehend the concept of dreaming, they must be especially confused and terrified by their dreams.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc3sx2/if_animals_cant_comprehend_the_concept_of/ (slickfingers)
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Popcorn is a product from a vegetable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc3sff/popcorn_is_a_product_from_a_vegetable/ (kermit_911)
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Popcorn is a product from a vegetable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc3sf4/popcorn_is_a_product_from_a_vegetable/ ([deleted])
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Every file is technically a bin file

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc3pz7/every_file_is_technically_a_bin_file/ (YukiZensho)
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Anyone who takes care of chickens is technically a “chicken tender”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc3pke/anyone_who_takes_care_of_chickens_is_technically/ (maxjacobs233)
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Maybe #defundthepolice is how Robocop starts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc3m26/maybe_defundthepolice_is_how_robocop_starts/ (MarinersFan28)
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You can’t spell dog catchers without cat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc3isl/you_cant_spell_dog_catchers_without_cat/ (steve8675)
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Rick Astley may just have wrote hateful comments after an attempt to Rick roll him to make people think he was Rick rolled when he knew it all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc3ho2/rick_astley_may_just_have_wrote_hateful_comments/ (Mrp1Plays)
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Someone took the largest dump in history and most likely doesn’t even know it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc3h03/someone_took_the_largest_dump_in_history_and_most/ (DullestPencil)
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If you're a hedgehog, giving birth must be an especially painful experience.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc3g9n/if_youre_a_hedgehog_giving_birth_must_be_an/ (Peregrin_Tuuk)
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Tattoos are voluntary birthmarks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc3g3n/tattoos_are_voluntary_birthmarks/ (tatan5297)
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You don’t have to be smart to get away with a crime. You just have to be smarter than the cops.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc3fyw/you_dont_have_to_be_smart_to_get_away_with_a/ (Splizzy29)
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We appreciate sleep a lot more if we wake up in the middle of the night.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc3fvk/we_appreciate_sleep_a_lot_more_if_we_wake_up_in/ ([deleted])
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Idiots (stupid or rude, either way) never seem to actually know they are idiots.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc3erb/idiots_stupid_or_rude_either_way_never_seem_to/ (Firespray31_)
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If nothing existed, then the definition of nothing would loose all meaning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc3ecp/if_nothing_existed_then_the_definition_of_nothing/ (ZinfulGraphics)
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A woman will give birth to the last baby on earth but most likely not even know about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc3dgf/a_woman_will_give_birth_to_the_last_baby_on_earth/ (ISwearImAGoodGuy)
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The quicker you accept being wrong, the quicker you become right

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc3bs0/the_quicker_you_accept_being_wrong_the_quicker/ (KrimsunV)
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Juneteenth seems more like June 10 than June 19.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc3beu/juneteenth_seems_more_like_june_10_than_june_19/ (thelandan)
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For no absolute reason, 2+2=4 is more popular than 1+1=2

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc3aqo/for_no_absolute_reason_224_is_more_popular_than/ (alonelysaber-returns)
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John Wick might just be a training program and dating sim for Neo.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc39os/john_wick_might_just_be_a_training_program_and/ (thelandan)
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we can't imagine what a new colour would look like

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc36xt/we_cant_imagine_what_a_new_colour_would_look_like/ (Sohaib_123)
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A early birthday gift can also be a late one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc357r/a_early_birthday_gift_can_also_be_a_late_one/ (justanobody1250)
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Before cameras everyone saw their face backwards

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc34ut/before_cameras_everyone_saw_their_face_backwards/ (Alarmedsubset50)
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Going on your phone after a meal is the new smoking a cigarette

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc33lv/going_on_your_phone_after_a_meal_is_the_new/ (Grantlin8)
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You talk to yourself in your head using your inner voice, but no matter how loud you scream, the volume is always the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc334y/you_talk_to_yourself_in_your_head_using_your/ (potato_kriss_vector)
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There's somebody with more pubic hair than any other person on the planet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc32qa/theres_somebody_with_more_pubic_hair_than_any/ (sixty6006)
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If you have one-million dollars, you’re 99.9% closer to being broke than to being a billionaire.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc31m7/if_you_have_onemillion_dollars_youre_999_closer/ (PutinPegsDonaldDaily)
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Fat is very unattractive, unless it's stored on the chest or in the butt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc30xc/fat_is_very_unattractive_unless_its_stored_on_the/ (delitskinnedmexican)
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There is an entire generation of humans who had never had the physical and aural satisfaction of hanging up on someone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc30to/there_is_an_entire_generation_of_humans_who_had/ (fourthcrescent)
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Being eaten by an Antearer must be terrifying. Imagine minding your own business at work and suddenly a giant eldritch horror rips apart the building and eats you alive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc307p/being_eaten_by_an_antearer_must_be_terrifying/ (BAMyouhaveaids1)
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There’s a huge difference between a dick and an asshole but they can also BE the same thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc303i/theres_a_huge_difference_between_a_dick_and_an/ (blubblu)
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The saying is 'pulling down your pants' when it's more of a push action.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc2y7r/the_saying_is_pulling_down_your_pants_when_its/ (OverlordQ)
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Snuggle is the exclusively winter version of cuddle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc2xqp/snuggle_is_the_exclusively_winter_version_of/ (yelracbunny)
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Off-road car technology has gotten significantly better while roads have become readily available.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc2x18/offroad_car_technology_has_gotten_significantly/ (iMaxYT)
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There are always people you will never be older than.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc2wwa/there_are_always_people_you_will_never_be_older/ (Rollins_Cayden)
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The NWA needs to re-release Fuck Tha Police as a single

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc2wm8/the_nwa_needs_to_rerelease_fuck_tha_police_as_a/ (deep_muff_diver_)
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Masks have made public restrooms much more tolerable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc2vmc/masks_have_made_public_restrooms_much_more/ (Imadethis4things)
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Search for stuff with unproper english, get unrealistic results.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc2ujq/search_for_stuff_with_unproper_english_get/ (ivlark)
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Human emotion isn't linear

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc2uce/human_emotion_isnt_linear/ (SerMercutio)
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It's not really a deodorant, it's an oderant that doesn't smell like people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc2t6o/its_not_really_a_deodorant_its_an_oderant_that/ (Angrbodas_Babies)
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Every person who ever lived, lived on the very frontier of humanity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc2sxe/every_person_who_ever_lived_lived_on_the_very/ (Freddypretty)
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Every year you pass your death date without knowing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc2spt/every_year_you_pass_your_death_date_without/ ([deleted])
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the photoshop logo is made with photoshop

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc2qjc/the_photoshop_logo_is_made_with_photoshop/ ([deleted])
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Synonyms exist just so poets have a word to choose which rhymes with the next line.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc2nfz/synonyms_exist_just_so_poets_have_a_word_to/ (00Vishal007)
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The number of 'kind regards' that haven’t been passed on to the family must be endless

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc2lht/the_number_of_kind_regards_that_havent_been/ (Qodplayer)
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Window repair must be a big business in Gotham City.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc2lae/window_repair_must_be_a_big_business_in_gotham/ (darthatheos)
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2048 is a game that shows you based on your high score how good you are at basic addition due to your ability to add the blocks together without getting trapped and losing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc2k9z/2048_is_a_game_that_shows_you_based_on_your_high/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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W‌‌e shoul‌‌d b‌‌e gettin‌‌g anothe‌‌r se‌‌t o‌‌f teet‌‌h only after w‌‌e realiz‌‌e ho‌‌w importan‌‌t the‌‌y are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc2jf8/we_should_be_getting_another_set_of_teeth_only/ (vpetrychuk)
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The more you get away with something, the less cautious you become of doing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc2ijg/the_more_you_get_away_with_something_the_less/ (somkkeshav555)
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The scale Goes: Good, Not Bad, Not Good, Bad. Example: Intelligent, Not Stupid, Not Intelligent, Stupid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc2fny/the_scale_goes_good_not_bad_not_good_bad_example/ (Bortasz)
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Feet has roughly the same length as forearm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc2fej/feet_has_roughly_the_same_length_as_forearm/ (Just_Dank)
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Billions of camera phones and still no real evidence of ghosts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc2f52/billions_of_camera_phones_and_still_no_real/ (greenyellowandblue)
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It's perfectly normal to put a long sleeve shirt over a t-shirt but not to put jeans over shorts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc2ei9/its_perfectly_normal_to_put_a_long_sleeve_shirt/ (NerusSkyhigh)
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DNA kits make dangerous Father's Day gifts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc2d5x/dna_kits_make_dangerous_fathers_day_gifts/ (PikesPique)
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If you read an e-book on an e-book reader you're also an e-book reader.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc2cr9/if_you_read_an_ebook_on_an_ebook_reader_youre/ (avsupa)
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20s are the 60s for rock 'n' roll

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc2c59/20s_are_the_60s_for_rock_n_roll/ (itspastmybathtime)
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Seeing that a hole is a lack of material where it normally is, (like a hole in dirt) a vacuum chamber does count as a hole in air.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc2box/seeing_that_a_hole_is_a_lack_of_material_where_it/ (SecondBucket2)
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You know you shouldn’t be talking dogs to a dog person when you ask what genre of dog they have

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc2a45/you_know_you_shouldnt_be_talking_dogs_to_a_dog/ ([deleted])
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Homer Simpson can't flip someone off, he only has 4 fingers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc29wm/homer_simpson_cant_flip_someone_off_he_only_has_4/ (nautasquid)
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A jedi is never constipated cause he can always use the force.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc294k/a_jedi_is_never_constipated_cause_he_can_always/ (Happy_Guy420)
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You don't pay a prostitute for sex, you pay her to leave afterwards

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc28n8/you_dont_pay_a_prostitute_for_sex_you_pay_her_to/ (redditor8874)
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Going out and forgetting your mask is the new going out and forgetting your wallet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc26i2/going_out_and_forgetting_your_mask_is_the_new/ (NuevoJerz)
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Someone out there has a mushroom shaped outie belly button.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc25xg/someone_out_there_has_a_mushroom_shaped_outie/ (CodithEnnie)
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Due to technically every landmass being surrounded by water on all sides, everyone on Earth is on an island

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc25i9/due_to_technically_every_landmass_being/ (SpoopyPlays)
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Saying “Juneteenth” instead of “Emancipation Day” seems like it’s devaluing the significance of the date.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc2426/saying_juneteenth_instead_of_emancipation_day/ (Azrael351)
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I‌‌n t‌‌h‌‌e f‌‌utur‌‌e w‌‌‌‌e wil‌‌l b‌‌e abl‌‌e t‌‌o c‌‌reat‌‌e o‌‌u‌‌r o‌‌w‌‌n u‌‌niverse‌‌s a‌‌n‌‌d s‌‌har‌‌e t‌‌he‌‌m w‌‌it‌‌h f‌‌riends

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc23ie/in_the_future_we_will_be_able_to_create_our_own/ (vpetrychuk)
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If you read ebooks you're an ebook reader

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc22hz/if_you_read_ebooks_youre_an_ebook_reader/ ([deleted])
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People might have started shaving their Genitals so they don't get stuck with your partner's hair

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc2161/people_might_have_started_shaving_their_genitals/ (Dankpirate68)
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As you get older and grow taller, you unlock more shelves at the supermarket.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc20mj/as_you_get_older_and_grow_taller_you_unlock_more/ ([deleted])
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Knowing you don’t have to go into work the next day is more of a relief than actually not having to go into work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc1zhw/knowing_you_dont_have_to_go_into_work_the_next/ (sabssk)
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Ships passing in the night is the opposite of cats passing in the night.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc1zep/ships_passing_in_the_night_is_the_opposite_of/ (kagethemage)
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While almost all things become easier when you focus, jogging gets easier if you think about other things

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc1yxb/while_almost_all_things_become_easier_when_you/ (Private_Tank)
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"Coins" feels like a word of the past

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc1yry/coins_feels_like_a_word_of_the_past/ (N0ught234)
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We're masses of flesh navigating a 3D space shared with other masses of flesh.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc1yml/were_masses_of_flesh_navigating_a_3d_space_shared/ (Nicksonman)
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Since pennies cost more than a penny U.S. taxpayers actually subsidize the pressed penny industry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc1w5j/since_pennies_cost_more_than_a_penny_us_taxpayers/ (bensolow)
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You think people change when they lost interest in you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc1w2y/you_think_people_change_when_they_lost_interest/ ([deleted])
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People are arguing about not wearing masks in newly opened public spaces the same way they used to argue for the right to smoke in restaurants

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc1uzx/people_are_arguing_about_not_wearing_masks_in/ (levainletlive)
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There are more than 7 billion boobs in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc1ues/there_are_more_than_7_billion_boobs_in_the_world/ (sabssk)
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Gamers are the largest group of art critics

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc1u4n/gamers_are_the_largest_group_of_art_critics/ (fullautoluxcommie)
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One day you will pet your last dog

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc1tuu/one_day_you_will_pet_your_last_dog/ (Hunk-sassy)
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All combustion engines are powered by explosion, when future generations who will use totally electric vehicles come to know about such vehicles they'll absolutely think of us as so adventurous.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc1tia/all_combustion_engines_are_powered_by_explosion/ (neelothpal-vipparla)
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Since women only begin to grow boobs from around the age of 12, your boobs will always be younger than your age.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc1t8s/since_women_only_begin_to_grow_boobs_from_around/ (sabssk)
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Refusing to play 'chicken' with someone is, in fact, losing the game.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc1s9v/refusing_to_play_chicken_with_someone_is_in_fact/ (ContingencyUsername)
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Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who are you to diss a brie. We cheddar the world and the feta cheese, everybody’s looking for stilton.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc1piw/sweet_dreams_are_made_of_cheese_who_are_you_to/ (sabssk)
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Most people are more afraid of their phones saying 3G than 5G.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc1oov/most_people_are_more_afraid_of_their_phones/ (msissler)
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Rolling a joint can help with the pain after rolling a joint.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc1o89/rolling_a_joint_can_help_with_the_pain_after/ ([deleted])
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There is no quicker way to judge someone's character than to watch how they interact with customer service agents on the phone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc1k5k/there_is_no_quicker_way_to_judge_someones/ (degen613)
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Eventually one of these cataclysmic prophecies is going to come true and there's gonna be egg on a lot of people's faces

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc1jrt/eventually_one_of_these_cataclysmic_prophecies_is/ (StrangeBedfellows)
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Babies can taste the air

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc1jpx/babies_can_taste_the_air/ (Flashflashcrash)
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The way you wear your clothes can determine how professional or unprofessional you are in most scenarios.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc1eph/the_way_you_wear_your_clothes_can_determine_how/ (Parvak07)
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Greta thunberg would make a great Planeteer or cameo if they rebooted Captain Planet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc1dq4/greta_thunberg_would_make_a_great_planeteer_or/ (Warloxwill)
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When we talk about parallel universes we usually imagine things that would affect us, like the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs never hitting, us not existing at all etc., but if parallel universes do exist, there is one in which a random atom at the edge of the observable universe dosent exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc1dbe/when_we_talk_about_parallel_universes_we_usually/ (TheDoge55545)
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Hunters have a higher K/D ration than the rest of us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc1cd6/hunters_have_a_higher_kd_ration_than_the_rest_of/ (cTreK-421)
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If you're getting stung by a ton of wasps, you're technically getting gangbanged because of all the penetration

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc1bsd/if_youre_getting_stung_by_a_ton_of_wasps_youre/ (SomeRandomAzianGuy)
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it's better to be charged for the battery then battery

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc1bri/its_better_to_be_charged_for_the_battery_then/ (adahamisnotinjail)
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shaming someone for their sense of humor is the same as kink shaming

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc1blh/shaming_someone_for_their_sense_of_humor_is_the/ (xxtsmsquidwardxx)
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While it is true opposites attract, at the end of the day, both of you still have to be magnets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc1a2v/while_it_is_true_opposites_attract_at_the_end_of/ (Blue_Chameleon_)
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People don’t have birthday cake on their actual day of birth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc16qx/people_dont_have_birthday_cake_on_their_actual/ (Aloha-Potato)
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While IRL represents real world, URL could represent virtual world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc15ip/while_irl_represents_real_world_url_could/ (veldora_)
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People used to think that puka shell necklaces were cool

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hc1519/people_used_to_think_that_puka_shell_necklaces/ (Drunken_Drongo)
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Repunzel also has magical pubes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbmh5a/repunzel_also_has_magical_pubes/ (JTorres32)
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The most damning insults start off sounding like compliments.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbmfhr/the_most_damning_insults_start_off_sounding_like/ (roastedtoperfection)
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Paranoia is extreme fear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbmdnr/paranoia_is_extreme_fear/ (bingolingomazzy)
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Binoculars are telephones for your eyess

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbmb1w/binoculars_are_telephones_for_your_eyess/ (a_human21)
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Since flatulence contains some lighter-than-air gasses, the act of farting makes us gain weight

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbmao2/since_flatulence_contains_some_lighterthanair/ (dukerustfield)
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Underwear is a mask for your crotch and ass.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbm9wc/underwear_is_a_mask_for_your_crotch_and_ass/ (dick_wool)
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Complaining about a broken nail is seen as a stereotypically "prissy girl" thing to do, but it's actually incredibly painful.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbm7n5/complaining_about_a_broken_nail_is_seen_as_a/ (emilieisthepizza)
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Oranges are pre-sliced by nature.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbm4zd/oranges_are_presliced_by_nature/ (Disturbed_and_Numb)
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Despite having far less shows and movies than Scooby Doo these past few decades, the Flintstones have remained just as relevant thanks to Fruity/Coco Pebbles and Flintstone gummies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbm4i1/despite_having_far_less_shows_and_movies_than/ (SuperiorArty)
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People will probably celebrate more when their favourite sports team wins than when we cure cancer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbm3rn/people_will_probably_celebrate_more_when_their/ (redhandsblackfuture)
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Cartoon physics in real life would give all scientists the middle finger

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbm0lf/cartoon_physics_in_real_life_would_give_all/ (Strikethat4)
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Most creative TV-competition have a stressed timing component, and then the judges complain about poorly finished products.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbm0i4/most_creative_tvcompetition_have_a_stressed/ (emmelinefoxley)
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College prices are rising, yet going to college is becoming less valuable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hblzy6/college_prices_are_rising_yet_going_to_college_is/ (IMissFreedom)
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If you multiplied every single number together, it would equal zero

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbly12/if_you_multiplied_every_single_number_together_it/ (elchucho111)
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Smoking is upgraded sighing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hblxzw/smoking_is_upgraded_sighing/ (SilentSimon99)
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So many countries are supposedly fighting against cancer, but cigarettes continue to be sold worldwide, to literally anyone who wants it. It's proof of how insincere countries are about fighting cancer, yet nobody changes anything about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hblv66/so_many_countries_are_supposedly_fighting_against/ (OldWitchOfCuba)
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One must wonder what sort of school Roger Waters attended where they had to make a specific rule against dark sarcasm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbluo6/one_must_wonder_what_sort_of_school_roger_waters/ (DonGMacShlong)
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In t‌‌he f‌‌uture w‌‌e will be able to c‌‌reate o‌‌ur o‌‌wn u‌‌niverses a‌‌nd s‌‌hare t‌‌hem w‌‌ith f‌‌riends

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hblukr/in_the_future_we_will_be_able_to_create_our_own/ ([deleted])
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When we colonise Mars, the place where Opportunity died will be one of the biggest memorials on the planet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hblugc/when_we_colonise_mars_the_place_where_opportunity/ (HonorableMeatbag)
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Sometimes we ask ourselves "why are some people so horrible?". They probs asked the same question in some point in their lives. #StopBullying

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbltxc/sometimes_we_ask_ourselves_why_are_some_people_so/ (bingolingomazzy)
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You are artifical intelligence created by your parents

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbltsp/you_are_artifical_intelligence_created_by_your/ (DaTrees9750)
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Hard drives are the new Tupperware

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbltd3/hard_drives_are_the_new_tupperware/ (Streakshooter31)
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A mathematical cross is an X and an ecclesiastical cross is a +

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hblrnu/a_mathematical_cross_is_an_x_and_an/ (Barkfin)
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We've probably lost a lot of catchy hit songs that will never be made; because most people never record themselves humming .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hblptb/weve_probably_lost_a_lot_of_catchy_hit_songs_that/ (ShadowKirbo)
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Most billionaires are further from millionaire status than the average person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hblp5i/most_billionaires_are_further_from_millionaire/ (shakespeare94)
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There is probably a movie that, had it not been rejected by the studio, could have become the next blockbuster

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbloxx/there_is_probably_a_movie_that_had_it_not_been/ (Strangermans)
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it's always better to throw the paper ball to the trash can becuase even if you fail, you'd have to walk to it anyways

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hblotq/its_always_better_to_throw_the_paper_ball_to_the/ (That_one_sander)
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King is a fancy word for privileged

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hblohe/king_is_a_fancy_word_for_privileged/ (bingolingomazzy)
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water tastes disgusting after doing the dishes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hblohd/water_tastes_disgusting_after_doing_the_dishes/ (Masterofluck11251)
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Human near extinction won't have the fear of technologies bypassing them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hblo0t/human_near_extinction_wont_have_the_fear_of/ (biggest_oversight)
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The most creative thing to do most often is to instead do something normal and expectable as its propably last thing anyone else could have came up with

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbln5l/the_most_creative_thing_to_do_most_often_is_to/ (BlazeCrystal)
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If you lived in California, the Wild West was east of you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbljvn/if_you_lived_in_california_the_wild_west_was_east/ (cybercuzco)
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Ironically, sometimes defeat is the only solution to victory.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hblimq/ironically_sometimes_defeat_is_the_only_solution/ (NiceFella736)
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The Tin Man's missing heart from The Wizard Of Oz was just a broken oil pump. That's why he kept seizing up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbli3h/the_tin_mans_missing_heart_from_the_wizard_of_oz/ (PalletJackPatt)
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An app that rickrols everyone, who got the password on your computer/phone wrong

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hblet0/an_app_that_rickrols_everyone_who_got_the/ (Bozena-Fisherman)
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Portuguese is the mixture of Spanish and French.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hblerl/portuguese_is_the_mixture_of_spanish_and_french/ (RaziPrince04)
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College prices are rising, yet going to college is becoming less valuable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbledw/college_prices_are_rising_yet_going_to_college_is/ (IMissFreedom)
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Everyone's life is at least rated R.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbldqp/everyones_life_is_at_least_rated_r/ (jaherbster)
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people would share way less private photos on the Internet if it felt like physically displaying them in public.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbld4q/people_would_share_way_less_private_photos_on_the/ (ali32bit)
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at one point in your life you are the tallest you will ever be

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hblcg8/at_one_point_in_your_life_you_are_the_tallest_you/ (rogoboto)
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Sex is merely a mutual agreement between two people to satisfying each other’s bodily demands.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hblbbh/sex_is_merely_a_mutual_agreement_between_two/ (Krazed-Freeman)
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More tennis balls are bought by dog owners then tennis players

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hblasc/more_tennis_balls_are_bought_by_dog_owners_then/ (Radulee)
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Someone is gonna make a type of sandwich in the future that you will never get to eat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbl9nf/someone_is_gonna_make_a_type_of_sandwich_in_the/ (billcage32)
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There’s no “I” in team but there is a “U” in cunt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbl7wh/theres_no_i_in_team_but_there_is_a_u_in_cunt/ (i_harry)
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Life is a free podcast for blind people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbl6hd/life_is_a_free_podcast_for_blind_people/ (GoldenVortexYTGD)
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It's easier to estrange your whole family than please one of them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbl5yc/its_easier_to_estrange_your_whole_family_than/ (58Spruce)
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Humans are the reproductive organs for machines.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbl2wx/humans_are_the_reproductive_organs_for_machines/ (fedarmy)
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YOLO is often used before doing something reckless, but it can easily be used for when you DON'T do something reckless.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbl2m1/yolo_is_often_used_before_doing_something/ (nalk201)
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Shrek and Yoda are probably related in someway

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbl0m2/shrek_and_yoda_are_probably_related_in_someway/ (Mynamebetter)
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The Gas Giants don’t have physical features such as mountains or valleys.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbkzwl/the_gas_giants_dont_have_physical_features_such/ (CountKhatch)
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The moving pictures in Harry Potter were just gifs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbkyme/the_moving_pictures_in_harry_potter_were_just_gifs/ (Currynrice9728)
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People back in the medieval times had severe trauma and everyone would probably assume it was part of your personality.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbkyfc/people_back_in_the_medieval_times_had_severe/ (CorporalAnxiety)
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Pi is smaller than 4

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbkxr7/pi_is_smaller_than_4/ (FuriousFlameDude)
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Windows 3.0 is older than the Russian Federation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbkxet/windows_30_is_older_than_the_russian_federation/ (mileslikesmemeslol)
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Sleeping bags are nap sacks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbkxef/sleeping_bags_are_nap_sacks/ (WabbaJackie)
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All hentai is anime but not all anime is hentai

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbkx33/all_hentai_is_anime_but_not_all_anime_is_hentai/ (A_Cool_Dude2)
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If Gatorade and Powerade weren’t artificially colored, we would have more trouble pinpointing what the flavors are supposed to be.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbkvj8/if_gatorade_and_powerade_werent_artificially/ (bkline18)
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Someone somewhere has had the best burger in the world, and doesn't even know it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbktv7/someone_somewhere_has_had_the_best_burger_in_the/ (CapyZ)
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Nowadays, you could be at a grocery store with 200 people sticking their tongue out at you and you wouldn’t even know it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbks3e/nowadays_you_could_be_at_a_grocery_store_with_200/ (Throwaway567864333)
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Realistically, the problem with resorting to cannibalism to solve world hunger is that those in power would probably feed the ones suffering from that hunger to the privileged.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbkrlv/realistically_the_problem_with_resorting_to/ (Stichman44)
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Bela Lugosi would’ve been the perfect choice to play Rasputin!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbkoit/bela_lugosi_wouldve_been_the_perfect_choice_to/ (The-Pokester)
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Dogs are one of the only animals that run towards people rather than away

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbknqm/dogs_are_one_of_the_only_animals_that_run_towards/ (ScenicFlyer41)
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A retiring bomb sniffing dog has no idea how lucky it really is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbklpw/a_retiring_bomb_sniffing_dog_has_no_idea_how/ (VerbotenPublish)
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Movie reboots are better suited for obscure crappy movies that had potential, but were poorly done. Rather than a classic that can't be improved on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbkjbq/movie_reboots_are_better_suited_for_obscure/ (440Jack)
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A blacksmith always has an axe to grind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbkcfw/a_blacksmith_always_has_an_axe_to_grind/ (Nazamroth)
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The lady who recorded the generic answerphone message must have been hung up on the most.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbkc9u/the_lady_who_recorded_the_generic_answerphone/ (amiur)
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Dogs may be man’s best friend, but cats will at least not show the cops where your drugs are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbkat3/dogs_may_be_mans_best_friend_but_cats_will_at/ (mysterpoeleece1)
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If you know the average density of feces you can calculate how much a s*it-ton really is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbkalh/if_you_know_the_average_density_of_feces_you_can/ (Dinosaur_from_1998)
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Poor buying their first car and rich buying their first private jet, both feel same sense of achievement and happiness

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbkacz/poor_buying_their_first_car_and_rich_buying_their/ (Abdullah-Saeed)
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Mmmm, ahhh, so nice after a long day of work

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbk9uh/mmmm_ahhh_so_nice_after_a_long_day_of_work/ (Skiddy-pop-pop-pop)
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Vibing and jamming to Alternative music is all fun and games till your WEDDING

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbk9mn/vibing_and_jamming_to_alternative_music_is_all/ (rockonthereddit)
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We are actually artifical intelligence created by someone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbk94z/we_are_actually_artifical_intelligence_created_by/ (DaTrees9750)
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If Harry Potter was realistic, witches and wizards could just summon nutrients into their bloodstreams instead of eating.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbk80u/if_harry_potter_was_realistic_witches_and_wizards/ (Green__Wolf)
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Trevor is the only GTA character whose personality is in line with how people play GTA.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbk7iz/trevor_is_the_only_gta_character_whose/ (CherryBlackEyes)
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The casually-dressed people at a conference are probably the most important.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbk7f4/the_casuallydressed_people_at_a_conference_are/ (Challenger4664A)
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PTSD is debilitating boundary issues.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbk7e1/ptsd_is_debilitating_boundary_issues/ (tenkittens)
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Some animals must think our voices are naturally high pitched because of the way we speak to them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbk6ip/some_animals_must_think_our_voices_are_naturally/ (Maxx_T013)
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You can’t smell anything in your dreams.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbk6cw/you_cant_smell_anything_in_your_dreams/ (XxJiniyasxX)
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No one can prove to the most stubborn person that he/she is the most stubborn person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbk6b8/no_one_can_prove_to_the_most_stubborn_person_that/ (Justforgotten)
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When you read, you listen with your eyes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbk5tj/when_you_read_you_listen_with_your_eyes/ (Jaminima)
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If you have nearsightedness(?), when you reduce the amount of light getting into your eyes when you look far, you see more.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbk264/if_you_have_nearsightedness_when_you_reduce_the/ (KawaiiOneechan69)
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Most people hearing their recorded voice wonder why anyone talks to them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbk1xs/most_people_hearing_their_recorded_voice_wonder/ (moneybot13)
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The first group of humans on earth probably set thousands of world records in their lifetime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbk1wq/the_first_group_of_humans_on_earth_probably_set/ (lemoonpai)
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If Guinness World Records existed back then, the first group of humans on earth would have probably set thousands of world records in their lifetime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbk1jn/if_guinness_world_records_existed_back_then_the/ ([deleted])
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Tv and movies do not destroy imagination, but are actually improving it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbk1g7/tv_and_movies_do_not_destroy_imagination_but_are/ (BILL_SARAN)
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When you're young, life seems so boring and simple. You seek out fantastical media(marvel, LOTR, WWE etc...) more frequently to add excitement into your life. As you mature and understand that life is so complex and subtle, it makes it easier to enjoy things that used to seem dull.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbjzdx/when_youre_young_life_seems_so_boring_and_simple/ (welker4mvp)
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The word Upgrade will forever be a nerd word

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbjyop/the_word_upgrade_will_forever_be_a_nerd_word/ (LargeTesticles9)
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For philosophers, overthinking is them working overtime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbjxih/for_philosophers_overthinking_is_them_working/ (legitninja420)
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One day, every song possible will be composed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbjwpt/one_day_every_song_possible_will_be_composed/ (onlyforthisjob)
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A dumb argument depends on your perspective

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbjw39/a_dumb_argument_depends_on_your_perspective/ ([deleted])
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If it’s true that our imagination or thoughts create and give power to deities then no wonder the Greek Pantheon died out, Cthulhu ate them all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbjuqx/if_its_true_that_our_imagination_or_thoughts/ (Fhauste)
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Life is a cruel and unusual punishment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbjuqm/life_is_a_cruel_and_unusual_punishment/ (ARobertNotABob)
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Belly-flops into a pool by skinny people are technically body-flops.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbjrwy/bellyflops_into_a_pool_by_skinny_people_are/ (kpresnell45)
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Necessity is the mother of invention, invention leads to better efficiency but we’ve become so efficient that we’re destroying the planet we need to survive from. Therefore being less efficient is more efficient.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbjpzb/necessity_is_the_mother_of_invention_invention/ (Giant-Genitals)
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Overalls are professional onesies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbjphm/overalls_are_professional_onesies/ (ComiclyCat)
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If successful movies based on Nintendo games continue to be made, then there could be a SpiderVerse-style movie based on Super Smash Bros.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbjnx2/if_successful_movies_based_on_nintendo_games/ (study-in-scarlet)
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If it became normal for passers-by to video record everything they see police doing, we could have accountability overnight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbjnco/if_it_became_normal_for_passersby_to_video_record/ (joeno314)
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If you have a stupid question, you're uninformed, but if you don't ask it, you stay uninformed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbjkc4/if_you_have_a_stupid_question_youre_uninformed/ (Good--Knight)
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For every person you've exchanged eye contact with, you have made a contribution to their existence, be it significant or not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbjk61/for_every_person_youve_exchanged_eye_contact_with/ (IloveRamen99)
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Someone is makin bacon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbjk4a/someone_is_makin_bacon/ (Mr_Q_Cumber)
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Nobody realizes how long 2 minutes seems until they warm something up in a microwave

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbjk2u/nobody_realizes_how_long_2_minutes_seems_until/ (Laggyboi999)
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Lots of US cities have a skyline or historic district or landmark more famous than Houston or Dallas even though only 3 cities are bigger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbjk29/lots_of_us_cities_have_a_skyline_or_historic/ (Usernamedel)
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When Rick Astley dies, his gravestone could read “Finally gonna give you up”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbjirz/when_rick_astley_dies_his_gravestone_could_read/ (I_Am_Moe_Greene)
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“King of the Jungle” is a weird nickname for something that lives in empty fields

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbjifj/king_of_the_jungle_is_a_weird_nickname_for/ (QLZX)
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If you are a male dog, you are automatically a son of a bitch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbjieu/if_you_are_a_male_dog_you_are_automatically_a_son/ (DLXCubing)
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Conspiracy theory, Rick Astley suspected he was gonna be rick rolled as soon as he saw the comment, but he went along with it to let us have something beautiful.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbjhyb/conspiracy_theory_rick_astley_suspected_he_was/ (subterrestial)
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People always want to be #1 even though there is less value to that number

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbjhxa/people_always_want_to_be_1_even_though_there_is/ (dankpenguin69)
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Technically speaking, every person on Earth is on a diet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbjha9/technically_speaking_every_person_on_earth_is_on/ (harlsey)
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Young men die for Old men’s wars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbjczc/young_men_die_for_old_mens_wars/ (PaperIvar)
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Migas are breakfast nachos.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbjbp9/migas_are_breakfast_nachos/ (tenkittens)
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Tomato juice is still just a type of fruit juice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbjb6d/tomato_juice_is_still_just_a_type_of_fruit_juice/ (PanzerKatze96)
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'Overcomplicated' is an overcomplicated word.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbjb1n/overcomplicated_is_an_overcomplicated_word/ (bobbyta74)
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You never reach the 2nd layer of tape

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbjaxk/you_never_reach_the_2nd_layer_of_tape/ (HelloMumther)
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No matter how many houses we go to we never see our own appliances

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbjalb/no_matter_how_many_houses_we_go_to_we_never_see/ (mbowles646)
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A dishwasher is way less reliable than hand washing yet we trust them more

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbj8f5/a_dishwasher_is_way_less_reliable_than_hand/ (mbowles646)
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The quickest way to find out you have bad breath is wearing a mask all day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbj805/the_quickest_way_to_find_out_you_have_bad_breath/ (Boredguy32)
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Scientists have confirmed that when you sleep your Brain cleans itself, so if your lacking sleep then you have a Dirty Mind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbj1x3/scientists_have_confirmed_that_when_you_sleep/ (Arbiter-117)
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There could be a singular very long hair on your head that has never been cut.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbizc1/there_could_be_a_singular_very_long_hair_on_your/ (cottage_cheese_WeaVe)
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You know your parents are getting old when you start saving their voicemail messages

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbiz4j/you_know_your_parents_are_getting_old_when_you/ (gusmeowmeow)
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People are mostly the same. Nice, open and cooperative.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbiwx0/people_are_mostly_the_same_nice_open_and/ (Prisoner939)
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Monaco is european Las Vegas

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbiwcp/monaco_is_european_las_vegas/ (EkkoBandit)
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Underneath clothing, you are always naked

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbiw50/underneath_clothing_you_are_always_naked/ (snowsnowey)
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If you haven't done something in ages, you haven't done it in 2 years or more

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbivhj/if_you_havent_done_something_in_ages_you_havent/ (WaddupGuys)
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If you’re 5 minutes late for a video conference, people get mad. If you just miss it entirely, people don’t care.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbiv8i/if_youre_5_minutes_late_for_a_video_conference/ (DCEagles911)
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Technically, anyone who lives above the ground floor is in the air.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbitu9/technically_anyone_who_lives_above_the_ground/ (VIP0007)
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Seeing own password in plaintext makes you feel unsafe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbit1h/seeing_own_password_in_plaintext_makes_you_feel/ (vpetrychuk)
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When life gives you lemons you plant beets to make sugar for your delicious lemonade.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbir1d/when_life_gives_you_lemons_you_plant_beets_to/ (AlitaBattlePringleTM)
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John Bolton must hold the record for most photos of a man holding his eyeglasses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbiqw2/john_bolton_must_hold_the_record_for_most_photos/ (JD1012)
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Bears are already dangerous, so giving a bear a gun just doubles the dangerous.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbipd9/bears_are_already_dangerous_so_giving_a_bear_a/ (ShaneNotShawn)
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A large percentage of people probably don’t know that Hickory is a type of tree, not just a flavor of (smoked) bacon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbioiu/a_large_percentage_of_people_probably_dont_know/ (publicminister1)
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Babies learning to talk is an early example of fake it till you make it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbim5e/babies_learning_to_talk_is_an_early_example_of/ (albene)
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You are probably colour-blind without knowing it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbild6/you_are_probably_colourblind_without_knowing_it/ (RedditBoi696969)
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Half of people are dumber than the other half

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbij9x/half_of_people_are_dumber_than_the_other_half/ (nesquik8)
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Aren’t all bugs in games visual bugs? Because all they change is what’s happening onscreen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbij95/arent_all_bugs_in_games_visual_bugs_because_all/ (crispypancake18)
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Since most people are born in hospitals, and heal after getting seriously hurt, hospitals are where humans spawn and respawn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbij8v/since_most_people_are_born_in_hospitals_and_heal/ (TeboeCubes)
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Clicking on a link has become 10X more risky after Rick Astley got Rick rolled

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbij28/clicking_on_a_link_has_become_10x_more_risky/ (TheDerp42069)
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You can go East forever, but you can't go North forever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbiich/you_can_go_east_forever_but_you_cant_go_north/ (NanotechNinja)
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Instead of stars, they might just be holes pocked in the container so we could breath.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbievf/instead_of_stars_they_might_just_be_holes_pocked/ (UnknownNote)
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Truth or Dare is a stupid game. No one would know if you lied.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbidlc/truth_or_dare_is_a_stupid_game_no_one_would_know/ (FBIduck)
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Holding your breath is insane. Imagine seeing who could hold their heartbeat the longest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbiaom/holding_your_breath_is_insane_imagine_seeing_who/ (ImWellEndowed)
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Some mirrors simple have better resolution than others

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbi971/some_mirrors_simple_have_better_resolution_than/ (69yoan69)
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The human mind is capable of picking up the the littlest things, yet we all missed the double "the"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbi8du/the_human_mind_is_capable_of_picking_up_the_the/ ([deleted])
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The human mind is capable of picking up the the littlest things, yet we all missed the double "the"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbi7zw/the_human_mind_is_capable_of_picking_up_the_the/ (Zedfourkay)
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If humans had tails guys wouldn’t worry about dick size as much.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbi7yq/if_humans_had_tails_guys_wouldnt_worry_about_dick/ (Yamashiro1)
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The human mind is capable of picking up the the littlest things, yet we all missed the double "the"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbi7xb/the_human_mind_is_capable_of_picking_up_the_the/ ([deleted])
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Buff women are far scarier than buff men

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbi7fa/buff_women_are_far_scarier_than_buff_men/ (fdjopleez)
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Wearing masks is going to make people more aware of their own bad breath.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbi6um/wearing_masks_is_going_to_make_people_more_aware/ (ArcadiaKing)
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If the universe is infinite could it technically be anything on a Macro scale.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbi6qf/if_the_universe_is_infinite_could_it_technically/ (The_Bros)
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Butterflies are beautiful moths

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbi323/butterflies_are_beautiful_moths/ (moodkiller69)
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first we learn to read then we read to learn.....

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbi2v9/first_we_learn_to_read_then_we_read_to_learn/ ([deleted])
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Life sentences will be a lot harsher once we figure out how to stop aging.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbi2f0/life_sentences_will_be_a_lot_harsher_once_we/ ([deleted])
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When you cremate an infant it turns to baby powder

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbi18e/when_you_cremate_an_infant_it_turns_to_baby_powder/ (YYCchatterbox)
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Some people actually look a lot better wearing a face mask.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbi014/some_people_actually_look_a_lot_better_wearing_a/ (kendrickshalamar)
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Drinking sparkling water is equal to hearing tv static.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbhz5e/drinking_sparkling_water_is_equal_to_hearing_tv/ (silentgreenninja)
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If you kill a murder of crows, technically, you cannot be prosecuted for "murder of crows"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbhxk4/if_you_kill_a_murder_of_crows_technically_you/ (glassofale)
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Without gravity, there is no pizza.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbhwyp/without_gravity_there_is_no_pizza/ (OK_Compooper)
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Telling children that parrots can talk by imitating human voices robs them of a once-in-a-lifetime magical experience

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbhvyh/telling_children_that_parrots_can_talk_by/ (PLUMBUM2)
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Mematic is indirectly responsible for so much joy in the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbhtig/mematic_is_indirectly_responsible_for_so_much_joy/ (Iam17thshard)
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Humans Are Almost Completely Blind

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbhssk/humans_are_almost_completely_blind/ (thatstevelord)
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Solar power is technically fusion power

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbhspo/solar_power_is_technically_fusion_power/ (fortoxals)
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Only .5% of all social security numbers are prime. There’s a good chance nobody in your immediate family has a prime SSN

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbhpjn/only_5_of_all_social_security_numbers_are_prime/ (PLUMBUM2)
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According to science, moonlight is sunlight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbhhbu/according_to_science_moonlight_is_sunlight/ (combatwombat2070)
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A truly horrifying, yet fleeting, moment is when you forget you have left a teabag in your mug of tea, and then you see a dark blurry thing pop up in your drink.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbhfp2/a_truly_horrifying_yet_fleeting_moment_is_when/ (Tarquinofpandy)
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Your lips are always kissing each other

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbhe0a/your_lips_are_always_kissing_each_other/ (redditor_lolz)
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Cats and Dogs act way mature when they are around their offsprings compared to when they are around their owners.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbhbr6/cats_and_dogs_act_way_mature_when_they_are_around/ (starhawk7)
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Our dreams are really good at exposing what we worry/think about most in real life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbhaqj/our_dreams_are_really_good_at_exposing_what_we/ (bluesheep123)
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The sound of farts makes us breathe manually.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbh9sd/the_sound_of_farts_makes_us_breathe_manually/ (YourBoyNelser)
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If 1 cigarette takes 7 minutes off your life, and the average person lives to be 80 years old then a new born would need to smoke roughly 6,006,857 cigarettes to be fatal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbh5ve/if_1_cigarette_takes_7_minutes_off_your_life_and/ (Radio12244)
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No one is protesting to take down the Roman coliseum

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbh5rb/no_one_is_protesting_to_take_down_the_roman/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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By definition all sugar daddies are successful simps

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbh5gd/by_definition_all_sugar_daddies_are_successful/ (Kapt-Kaos)
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You can't tell a guy named dick, to stop being a dick.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbh3r2/you_cant_tell_a_guy_named_dick_to_stop_being_a/ (Lillyfall25)
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cars are a lot more scarier when the windows are open

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbh2y1/cars_are_a_lot_more_scarier_when_the_windows_are/ (buttwhole944)
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Terminal (CLI) is the ultimate dark mode for IDEs. All the fascination about dark mode has been created by developers using CLI in 90s.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbh2lu/terminal_cli_is_the_ultimate_dark_mode_for_ides/ (vipul1899)
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Laugh tracks for deaf people are very strange to sit through

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbh1ss/laugh_tracks_for_deaf_people_are_very_strange_to/ (gsjan)
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There's probably a NASA worker who became very used to high speed internet and began complaining that it's slow

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbh0yr/theres_probably_a_nasa_worker_who_became_very/ (marcskibru)
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Laws that require face masks are the modern version of laws requiring seat-belts. They protect people from their own bad decisions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbh0hn/laws_that_require_face_masks_are_the_modern/ (circuitloss)
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If people always pick the nicest wild flowers then over the centuries we’ll have slightly worked against selective breeding by not letting the nice ones reproduce.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbgzxq/if_people_always_pick_the_nicest_wild_flowers/ (bhutch134)
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If drunk people can’t consent, orgies are rape-fests.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbgzg7/if_drunk_people_cant_consent_orgies_are_rapefests/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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If the smallest ever baby grew up to be the tallest ever person then they would have been every single height that every other person in the world has been and more at different stages in their life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbgyzg/if_the_smallest_ever_baby_grew_up_to_be_the/ (Limochsky)
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When cannibals watch porn, do they think of eating the people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbgxc8/when_cannibals_watch_porn_do_they_think_of_eating/ (TheNameNotJeff)
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Social media has many opinions with little solutions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbgw9k/social_media_has_many_opinions_with_little/ (PhotoClock)
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All those buzzfeed “choose X and we’ll tell you your Y” quizzes are probably just data mining public preferences for things

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbgvlf/all_those_buzzfeed_choose_x_and_well_tell_you/ (pleing1)
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Social justice warriors are exploiting and manipulating video surveillance more expertly than the feared police state.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbgv7n/social_justice_warriors_are_exploiting_and/ (tacobell999)
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"I'm a pathological liar". Either they are, or they just lied...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbgtma/im_a_pathological_liar_either_they_are_or_they/ (Calmiken)
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Getting drunk is way more fun than actually being drunk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbgtcc/getting_drunk_is_way_more_fun_than_actually_being/ (Sonnenbank_flavour)
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You know you are DEFINITELY over someone when you no longer hear their accent in memories with them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbgs8h/you_know_you_are_definitely_over_someone_when_you/ (NZVikingRugger)
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Most people born after The Beatles split up will live to see them reunited.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbgrzz/most_people_born_after_the_beatles_split_up_will/ (syngestreetsurvivor)
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You can kinda figure out the taste and texture of something by just smelling and touching it without even using your tongue.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbgrow/you_can_kinda_figure_out_the_taste_and_texture_of/ (Bear_Craze)
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There isn't really a synonym for cinnamon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbgro1/there_isnt_really_a_synonym_for_cinnamon/ ([deleted])
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Most of sports salaries are spent on failure

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbgrnh/most_of_sports_salaries_are_spent_on_failure/ (mikebellman)
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When you get famous, you have a bunch of people caring about your life but not caring about you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbgqb1/when_you_get_famous_you_have_a_bunch_of_people/ (hopez11)
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"Do unto others as you'd have done to yourself" is a saying that never factored in masochists

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbgpc1/do_unto_others_as_youd_have_done_to_yourself_is_a/ (vexed_chexmix)
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Cheetos sells more air than their snacks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbgo3d/cheetos_sells_more_air_than_their_snacks/ (Beginnerer)
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Because of the milliseconds our eyes are closed when we blink, it's quite possible we've not actually seen any movie in its entirety.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbgnph/because_of_the_milliseconds_our_eyes_are_closed/ (fetchhudson)
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The main ingredients used to make raisin bread are the same ingredients used to make wine and beer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbgmpm/the_main_ingredients_used_to_make_raisin_bread/ (pm_me_great_quotes)
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The proof was in the pudding dosent make any sense. It dosent even have an origin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbgm7y/the_proof_was_in_the_pudding_dosent_make_any/ (CorporalAnxiety)
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Any menu item that says “four-cheese” is going to taste bland.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbglqt/any_menu_item_that_says_fourcheese_is_going_to/ (tummybox)
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Most animals probably don't know what sex is, considering how long it is between the act and showing signs of pregnancy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbgloo/most_animals_probably_dont_know_what_sex_is/ (Kroooooooo)
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If people had to actively control functions that our bodies do automatically (like breathing), "dying from laziness" would become an actual concern.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbgld9/if_people_had_to_actively_control_functions_that/ (PeachyKittyMewMew)
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Empathy is the innate emergence/expression of telepathy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbgl3l/empathy_is_the_innate_emergenceexpression_of/ (throwawaynotbrave)
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The first and last thing you'll ever do is breathe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbgl39/the_first_and_last_thing_youll_ever_do_is_breathe/ ([deleted])
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Many people exist because their parents couldn't sleep that night.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbginq/many_people_exist_because_their_parents_couldnt/ (Neo_The_bluepill_One)
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Nothing is more realistic than real life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbgi2j/nothing_is_more_realistic_than_real_life/ (arte90)
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In *Green Eggs and Ham* there is no mention of the ham being green, so its just expired ham.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbghxp/in_green_eggs_and_ham_there_is_no_mention_of_the/ (LuckyZX)
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Dogs on their backsides look like a totally different animal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbgeeb/dogs_on_their_backsides_look_like_a_totally/ (CheesyCheese16)
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Someone wearing a mask makes them look cuter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbgbz2/someone_wearing_a_mask_makes_them_look_cuter/ ([deleted])
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If drunk people can’t consent, all drunk college porn is technically rape porn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbg46l/if_drunk_people_cant_consent_all_drunk_college/ (CrazyLikeACrazyFox)
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Real confidence is sharing your screen and not asking if everyone can see it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbg3t0/real_confidence_is_sharing_your_screen_and_not/ (mikepencil)
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No matter how many matches you have left in the box; you'll still treat it like it's the last match in the movie The Fifth Element.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbg25u/no_matter_how_many_matches_you_have_left_in_the/ (Buzzmonkey_uk)
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The Enterprise is always the closest ship in range because every other Starfleet ship is off having zany adventures, too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbfz1q/the_enterprise_is_always_the_closest_ship_in/ (dashie1985)
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Unless specifically designed not to, all machine are made to do things better and faster than humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbfv8p/unless_specifically_designed_not_to_all_machine/ (YaBoiOheb)
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It’s some guy’s job to animate them titties and asses in children’s films.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbfsvo/its_some_guys_job_to_animate_them_titties_and/ (Zegra01)
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The the jutsu used to make solid clones has been used to get laid either with or without transformation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbfpr6/the_the_jutsu_used_to_make_solid_clones_has_been/ (nuts-and-meat_exe)
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If shrinking was a superpower if you shrunk smaller than atoms you wouldn't be able to breathe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbflou/if_shrinking_was_a_superpower_if_you_shrunk/ (That_Guy2847)
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You never thought about how flies actually breathe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbfkps/you_never_thought_about_how_flies_actually_breathe/ (MCUltraRetarded)
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"11 + 4 = 3" only makes sense on a clock.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbfkfw/11_4_3_only_makes_sense_on_a_clock/ (ThePaperEmpire)
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To be a successful human, you have to choose to forget or not think about the majority of things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbfk92/to_be_a_successful_human_you_have_to_choose_to/ (FiendFyre88)
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There must have been a lot of people who died in 'a Quiet Place' because they farted too loudly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbfk2u/there_must_have_been_a_lot_of_people_who_died_in/ (Lack_of_Plethora)
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Cats always seem to prefer the discarded shoestring over the purchased toys.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbfjht/cats_always_seem_to_prefer_the_discarded/ (itgotthehoseagain)
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If Joseph Heller were alive.....

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbfj8o/if_joseph_heller_were_alive/ (burton11111111)
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Babies are artifical because they're created by man

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbfikd/babies_are_artifical_because_theyre_created_by_man/ (Funny_Name05)
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The future is 100% certain. It's our predictions that are wrong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbfib6/the_future_is_100_certain_its_our_predictions/ (RiskierSubsetR)
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The secret to a happy life is finding all the little loopholes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbfhw6/the_secret_to_a_happy_life_is_finding_all_the/ (MGTOWAmerican)
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In the Future, the saying ‘The Opposite Gender’ won’t work due to lots of other opposing genders.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbfdzn/in_the_future_the_saying_the_opposite_gender_wont/ (Arbiter-117)
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If Lamborghini completely focuses on making tractors, thry would make the world's fastest tractors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbfd5j/if_lamborghini_completely_focuses_on_making/ ([deleted])
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Humans are probably the only animals who’ve seen the most animals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbfcty/humans_are_probably_the_only_animals_whove_seen/ (just_JamesD)
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There are probably con artists around the world that would win more Nobel prizes than famous actors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbfct7/there_are_probably_con_artists_around_the_world/ ([deleted])
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OThe mo mi s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbfcie/othe_mo_mi_s/ (Plus-Staff)
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Anesthesia is one of the things that seriously made the world a much better place

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbfbxa/anesthesia_is_one_of_the_things_that_seriously/ (Are_you_blind_sir)
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Everyone is slightly bipolar

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbfbpc/everyone_is_slightly_bipolar/ (Pedrues)
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Drinking water gives us 2/3 of hydration and 1/3 of helpful air.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbf4qm/drinking_water_gives_us_23_of_hydration_and_13_of/ ([deleted])
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If eggs are single cells, ostrich eggs are the biggest single cell.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbf4hn/if_eggs_are_single_cells_ostrich_eggs_are_the/ (G_Slime)
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Anime was invented by radiation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbf3y1/anime_was_invented_by_radiation/ (AranSkye02)
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Strawberries don't taste as tasty as they look

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbf31w/strawberries_dont_taste_as_tasty_as_they_look/ (rayjaywolf)
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Companies spend millions of dollars every year advertising to the people too poor to pay to remove ad’s, therefore advertising almost entirely to people who cannot afford the product

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbf1jv/companies_spend_millions_of_dollars_every_year/ (CaseyDaGamer)
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Touch lamps feel like magic no matter how many times you use them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbf0wm/touch_lamps_feel_like_magic_no_matter_how_many/ (2020Chapter)
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The Penguins of Madadascar are the Polar Opposite of the Minions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbeykb/the_penguins_of_madadascar_are_the_polar_opposite/ (Ender_The_BOT)
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If you ate the seeds of a fruit, there is a very small chance that one of the seeds will grow into a tiny plant,ending up coming out of your butt hole.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbeyev/if_you_ate_the_seeds_of_a_fruit_there_is_a_very/ ([deleted])
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Math Teachers who told us in school that we needed to learn basic math because we wouldn't carry a calculator everywhere we go were wrong

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbexax/math_teachers_who_told_us_in_school_that_we/ (super9090)
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"Published" is a very fun word to write on a stroke keyboard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbewpb/published_is_a_very_fun_word_to_write_on_a_stroke/ (diceblue)
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The women who you jacked off to likely don’t even know you exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbewn6/the_women_who_you_jacked_off_to_likely_dont_even/ (hmansloth)
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The Penquins of Madadascar are the Polar Opposite of the Minions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hbesq5/the_penquins_of_madadascar_are_the_polar_opposite/ (Ender_The_BOT)
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Signatures are the only thing considered formal for being messy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb5642/signatures_are_the_only_thing_considered_formal/ (TristanLennon)
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Waffles are great but waffle irons suck

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb525x/waffles_are_great_but_waffle_irons_suck/ (moneybot13)
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An A-hole and a B-hole are the same hole

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb51e3/an_ahole_and_a_bhole_are_the_same_hole/ (Furryrodian)
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Street cleaning trucks "clean" the streets like Cookie Monster "eats" the cookies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb51cm/street_cleaning_trucks_clean_the_streets_like/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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A lot of people probably dislike ya because of house someone described ya to them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb50ph/a_lot_of_people_probably_dislike_ya_because_of/ (hungryfordonuts5)
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out of the 7.8 billion people in the world, at least one of them must like to drink hot water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb500z/out_of_the_78_billion_people_in_the_world_at/ (PhilosoPhish12)
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When building a Lego set, there will be some parts of a brick that will never be touched again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb4yoh/when_building_a_lego_set_there_will_be_some_parts/ (Not_GorDoN)
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If someone swapped minds with you, your teeth would probably feel really weird to them and vice versa

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb4ycs/if_someone_swapped_minds_with_you_your_teeth/ (declanw0607)
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Hollywood needs to update their sound fx for crashing cars. Modern cars sound more like plastic breaking than metal banging.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb4wul/hollywood_needs_to_update_their_sound_fx_for/ (el_pintado_81)
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Smartphones make the dumbest autocorrections that make the people using the phone look stupid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb4wmg/smartphones_make_the_dumbest_autocorrections_that/ (FishOuttaWhiskey)
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When dating in the new normal, "when do you take off your mask" is going to be the new "when do you have your first kiss".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb4udf/when_dating_in_the_new_normal_when_do_you_take/ (bapaksadio)
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If you stopped a disaster before it started, people wouldn’t appreciate it because they didn’t know it was gonna happen in the first place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb4ua5/if_you_stopped_a_disaster_before_it_started/ (SuperMarioGuy4)
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Water and electricity companies are the only ones that want you to consume as little of their products as possible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb4u8z/water_and_electricity_companies_are_the_only_ones/ (Chrysiogenes)
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No one will want to be the person who chosen to narrate the biography of Morgan Freeman

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb4ta5/no_one_will_want_to_be_the_person_who_chosen_to/ ([deleted])
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Superman can hear everyone who masturbates.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb4ra4/superman_can_hear_everyone_who_masturbates/ (Raevix)
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In a room of 100 people the one with the silent fart is the only one looked at.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb4qdm/in_a_room_of_100_people_the_one_with_the_silent/ (Karpukoly)
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Sometime in 2027, "Never Gonna Give you Up" (July 1987) will have been the Rickrolling song for longer than it hasn't.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb4pqt/sometime_in_2027_never_gonna_give_you_up_july/ (1__0__)
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Wearing a mask will be a new normal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb4p5q/wearing_a_mask_will_be_a_new_normal/ (Not_GorDoN)
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You can’t rick-roll Rick Astley, as you’re just linking to his own Rick Roll.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb4ngh/you_cant_rickroll_rick_astley_as_youre_just/ (eldryanyy)
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The word "fuck" always makes people pay attention.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb4mxf/the_word_fuck_always_makes_people_pay_attention/ (FishOuttaWhiskey)
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Beer is a basically a steroid for pool and darts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb4ltx/beer_is_a_basically_a_steroid_for_pool_and_darts/ ([deleted])
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The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are surprisingly fit for having a diet that's almost entirely pizza.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb4k9s/the_teenage_mutant_ninja_turtles_are_surprisingly/ (ral365)
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Eyelashes help keep everything out of your eyes except for eyelashes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb4jei/eyelashes_help_keep_everything_out_of_your_eyes/ (FishOuttaWhiskey)
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No real reason a hot dog couldn't be made into a hamburger shape

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb4i19/no_real_reason_a_hot_dog_couldnt_be_made_into_a/ (moneybot13)
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Pluto is to Goofy what monkeys are to us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb4gyn/pluto_is_to_goofy_what_monkeys_are_to_us/ (igianpaolo97)
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In the future everyone will be the same color and will discriminate against those who have less imperfections than them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb4gw9/in_the_future_everyone_will_be_the_same_color_and/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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A spider with human eyes is way scarier

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb4goa/a_spider_with_human_eyes_is_way_scarier/ (moneybot13)
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If you drew a dick on a vampire's face while they were asleep, they would never find out about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb4gik/if_you_drew_a_dick_on_a_vampires_face_while_they/ ([deleted])
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The world needs random acts of chaos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb4fj3/the_world_needs_random_acts_of_chaos/ (QueenElsaArrendelle)
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Helping an old lady across the street can get you arrested nowadays.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb4fdu/helping_an_old_lady_across_the_street_can_get_you/ ([deleted])
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Smoky the bear isn't topless, he's always wearing a coat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb4edx/smoky_the_bear_isnt_topless_hes_always_wearing_a/ (oh_no_its_lono)
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Luck is the residue of design.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb4dz7/luck_is_the_residue_of_design/ (Gary_October)
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We will almost always get behind any stupid cause for something just as long as it’s presented well and reasonably.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb4dpp/we_will_almost_always_get_behind_any_stupid_cause/ (Zonai_Origins)
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Randomly hearing your favorite song on the radio is more satisfying than choosing it yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb4dcr/randomly_hearing_your_favorite_song_on_the_radio/ ([deleted])
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If it's opposite day would it be the opposite of opposite day so it wouldn't be opposite day or would it still be opposite day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb4cl9/if_its_opposite_day_would_it_be_the_opposite_of/ (EcoWaffles)
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Some scammers might be scammers so they can get back what they lost.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb4bcc/some_scammers_might_be_scammers_so_they_can_get/ (Not_GorDoN)
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Vaginas are a pac-man that tries to eat the ghosts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb4b38/vaginas_are_a_pacman_that_tries_to_eat_the_ghosts/ ([deleted])
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Imaginary friends are easier to talk to then your fleshy friends.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb4ap5/imaginary_friends_are_easier_to_talk_to_then_your/ (PhotoClock)
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All little boys go through a stage where they will swallow air so they can fake burp.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb48jb/all_little_boys_go_through_a_stage_where_they/ (lil_jeffey)
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Everybody talks about "love is blind" but nobody talks about how many eyes love has and how many of them are blind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb473z/everybody_talks_about_love_is_blind_but_nobody/ (256Moin256)
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curtains are window eyelids

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb45v8/curtains_are_window_eyelids/ (blackedout-slim)
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Main Street is only the Main Street in a small town.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb44nm/main_street_is_only_the_main_street_in_a_small/ (FishOuttaWhiskey)
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Charismatic and charming people are fluent in body language

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb42zf/charismatic_and_charming_people_are_fluent_in/ (2020Chapter)
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Squirrels everywhere but never see a baby one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb42q9/squirrels_everywhere_but_never_see_a_baby_one/ (moneybot13)
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Because of cryogenic preservation, there are a lot more headless corpses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb400l/because_of_cryogenic_preservation_there_are_a_lot/ (thetalker101)
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Feathers are bird leafs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb3yt9/feathers_are_bird_leafs/ (nekuyrohs)
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The internet is simultaneously the most accepting and least accepting thing ever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb3wa9/the_internet_is_simultaneously_the_most_accepting/ (stewithclou)
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Learn Braile by adding bumps to your computer keyboard

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb3uj5/learn_braile_by_adding_bumps_to_your_computer/ (pikeandzug)
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There's two types of anger. There's wet anger, which is when you care so much about the subject that it brings you to tears, and there's dry anger when you're just in an immense amount of rage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb3u6w/theres_two_types_of_anger_theres_wet_anger_which/ (Kamichu1)
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Someone out there ate the tastiest pizza in the world and they didn't even know it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb3tvb/someone_out_there_ate_the_tastiest_pizza_in_the/ ([deleted])
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The statement "you are what you eat" creates an irreconcilable paradox for vegans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb3ti7/the_statement_you_are_what_you_eat_creates_an/ (SoCalTiger13)
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Smoking cigarettes is even cooler than ever with the invention of vaping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb3spo/smoking_cigarettes_is_even_cooler_than_ever_with/ ([deleted])
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Guns being in fighting games are always funny.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb3s6c/guns_being_in_fighting_games_are_always_funny/ (Buttcrack_Jems)
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The centre of a donut is 100% free from all colours, flavours and preservatives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb3p60/the_centre_of_a_donut_is_100_free_from_all/ (IDK2old2giveafuck)
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When you press “99” on the microwave it spends more time cooking then if you press “100”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb3ns7/when_you_press_99_on_the_microwave_it_spends_more/ (mhopkins9123)
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Eating a batch of fried mozzarella sticks is much more acceptable than a whole handful of regular string cheese sticks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb3ngy/eating_a_batch_of_fried_mozzarella_sticks_is_much/ (Bvoh)
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Blue Raspberry is simultaneously a created flavor originating from no plant like Bubblegum and is also half-natural, half-artificial.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb3lb5/blue_raspberry_is_simultaneously_a_created_flavor/ ([deleted])
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Unless their parents make sure to show them the originals first, for kids who grow up with remakes of popular movies from their parents' generation, those are their "originals" in their minds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb3kep/unless_their_parents_make_sure_to_show_them_the/ (StarChild413)
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Fingers are great for picking a nose.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb3iyu/fingers_are_great_for_picking_a_nose/ (FishOuttaWhiskey)
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Most people’s post done make it to hot because there unoriginal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb3hz5/most_peoples_post_done_make_it_to_hot_because/ (twistedhippo)
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Conspiracy theorists have a theory for everything except thinking that conspiracy theorists could be a conspiracy in and of themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb3hk2/conspiracy_theorists_have_a_theory_for_everything/ (bruceleroy99)
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If you DoorDash a McFlurry you don't have to worry if the machine is broke

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb3hin/if_you_doordash_a_mcflurry_you_dont_have_to_worry/ (FelicitousFiend)
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There are probably thousands of people that are really good at being zombies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb3fe5/there_are_probably_thousands_of_people_that_are/ (MangoLemon)
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We all have forgotten something and then remembered it without remembering that we have forgotten it before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb3fbz/we_all_have_forgotten_something_and_then/ (Fuhged_daboud_it)
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People are criticised for going after the "low hanging fruit" but are encouraged to pick the lowest hanging fruits on a tree

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb3cx1/people_are_criticised_for_going_after_the_low/ ([deleted])
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If you knew how to describe the symptoms, you could potentially get yourself diagnosed with any mental health condition.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb3b2s/if_you_knew_how_to_describe_the_symptoms_you/ (AugustineBlackwater)
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Humans have put water in captivity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb38qv/humans_have_put_water_in_captivity/ (Vex1on)
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If you give a man a broom he’ll clean for a few minutes, give him a pressure washer he’ll clean forever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb37c5/if_you_give_a_man_a_broom_hell_clean_for_a_few/ (Johncamp28)
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The Gen Z McDonald’s Wedding Trend

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb361a/the_gen_z_mcdonalds_wedding_trend/ (appleweasel)
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You pay more for less shoe (Vans)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb360q/you_pay_more_for_less_shoe_vans/ (febfreeze)
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We eat unborn chicks for breakfast and their mothers for lunch

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb351z/we_eat_unborn_chicks_for_breakfast_and_their/ (complexmemory)
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No one stands around the magazine rack at the drug store anymore browsing the MAD and Easy Rider magazines.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb344j/no_one_stands_around_the_magazine_rack_at_the/ (Raymond1955)
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There's an alternate timeline where Willy Wonka just falls and dies at the start of that movie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb33yv/theres_an_alternate_timeline_where_willy_wonka/ (dran72)
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In a room of 100 people the one with the megaphone is the only one listened to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb335j/in_a_room_of_100_people_the_one_with_the/ (DOS2_Beast)
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Match book collecting could actually be pretty dangerous.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb32hk/match_book_collecting_could_actually_be_pretty/ (downwiththemike)
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It is impossible for one side of a Rubik's cube to remain unsolved.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb31z2/it_is_impossible_for_one_side_of_a_rubiks_cube_to/ (DevonWhiteTurnUp)
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Mirrors could be a portal to another world, but the only thing blocking us is ourselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb31r3/mirrors_could_be_a_portal_to_another_world_but/ (brawlboi787)
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Seeing a rainbow is proof that a sense of childhood wonder never truly dies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb30d5/seeing_a_rainbow_is_proof_that_a_sense_of/ ([deleted])
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People fuck a lot of different stuff.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb300z/people_fuck_a_lot_of_different_stuff/ (FishOuttaWhiskey)
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The Beach Boys seem wholesome, but California Girls is all about how they plow women all over the planet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb2z1o/the_beach_boys_seem_wholesome_but_california/ (BreatheMyStink)
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If the Chinese and Indians dropped nukes on each other, it would solve overpopulation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb2xou/if_the_chinese_and_indians_dropped_nukes_on_each/ (Kh4l1d69Ora)
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The movie 2012 will probably be infamous in a few years and it won't even be their fault

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb2xd6/the_movie_2012_will_probably_be_infamous_in_a_few/ (florida_made_lit_jit)
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Every Playlist is the same but with other songs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb2wzs/every_playlist_is_the_same_but_with_other_songs/ (JborgoR)
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Candies are ice creams at a normal temperature since it is a solid that goes into a liquid inside your mouth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb2wg6/candies_are_ice_creams_at_a_normal_temperature/ (Nizato)
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Laughing at your own jokes is the gift that keeps on giving.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb2t28/laughing_at_your_own_jokes_is_the_gift_that_keeps/ (laeta_maxima)
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When you eat whilst sitting on the floor in your house it's weired but when you eat whilst sitting on the grass it's a picnic and fine...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb2snc/when_you_eat_whilst_sitting_on_the_floor_in_your/ (Nachhallen)
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Furry animals probably like the feel of skin just the way we like the feeling of fur on our skin

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb2ra5/furry_animals_probably_like_the_feel_of_skin_just/ (alkindi0)
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It’s a good thing that Rick Rolling is one of the most popular ways to prank people online, because there could be a lot nastier links to click on instead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb2r15/its_a_good_thing_that_rick_rolling_is_one_of_the/ (MarinersFan28)
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Everything with a monetary value only has a value because humans decided that they do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb2pey/everything_with_a_monetary_value_only_has_a_value/ (lighthousesandwich)
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Anything not digitally animated is technically stop motion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb2nvm/anything_not_digitally_animated_is_technically/ (EndGeek236)
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People who serve you are robbing you by being so nice that you want to give them money

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb2nur/people_who_serve_you_are_robbing_you_by_being_so/ (theredditwill)
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Rambo also said, "I'll be back..." but never got the credit he deserved.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb2nlp/rambo_also_said_ill_be_back_but_never_got_the/ (NipplesDangerPants)
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The do not disturb feature is the most useless device feature for lonely people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb2mdb/the_do_not_disturb_feature_is_the_most_useless/ (VGK9Logan)
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Being too scared to ask a question for fear that it might sound stupid has ultimately cost a lot of people their lives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb2li6/being_too_scared_to_ask_a_question_for_fear_that/ (2020Chapter)
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If you live in an area where your electricity is supplied by local wind turbines, an electric piano is technically a wind instrument.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb2j5a/if_you_live_in_an_area_where_your_electricity_is/ ([deleted])
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If there ever is a first gentleman, he will actually be the first gentleman

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb2hqu/if_there_ever_is_a_first_gentleman_he_will/ (blublablublu)
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Rick Astley is more famous for rick-rolling than his music.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb2g9m/rick_astley_is_more_famous_for_rickrolling_than/ (greenyellowandblue)
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People bite apples like animals bite people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb2fog/people_bite_apples_like_animals_bite_people/ ([deleted])
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“Have a nice day” is nice, “Enjoy the next 24” is extremely threatening

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb2e7o/have_a_nice_day_is_nice_enjoy_the_next_24_is/ (9ULTIMATEMASTER9)
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If something is cheap online it’s probably a scam and if something is too expensive online it’s still probably a scam

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb2e6k/if_something_is_cheap_online_its_probably_a_scam/ (CRAZYCOOKIE08)
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Corn dogs are uncircumcised hot dogs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb2cda/corn_dogs_are_uncircumcised_hot_dogs/ (stelvak)
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Superman could potentially still be as clumsy as Clark Kent but he fixes his mistakes so quickly that no one notices.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb2bya/superman_could_potentially_still_be_as_clumsy_as/ (joeChump)
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People wouldn't voluntarily swim in urine. Yet, that's what most public swimming pools are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb2bva/people_wouldnt_voluntarily_swim_in_urine_yet/ (N718AN)
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Nostalgia is equal in feeling to being in love.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb25uk/nostalgia_is_equal_in_feeling_to_being_in_love/ (FishOuttaWhiskey)
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The amount of lint you clear from the dryer screen indicates how much of your clothes you lost in the previous cycle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb257z/the_amount_of_lint_you_clear_from_the_dryer/ (VorpalNinja)
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Taco Bell hot sauce is spicy on the way in, but not on the way out, so if and when their tacos give you the shits, you can't easily identify the culprit meal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb2530/taco_bell_hot_sauce_is_spicy_on_the_way_in_but/ (Thowi42)
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Here’s another one about space, if space is infinite then we will never explore all of space and physicists is a never ending line of work

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb24my/heres_another_one_about_space_if_space_is/ (Spooky-Boii)
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You can be the perfect skipping rock but still never make it across the lake

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb23y3/you_can_be_the_perfect_skipping_rock_but_still/ (2020Chapter)
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Sainsbury’s was founded in the Wild West era.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb23jc/sainsburys_was_founded_in_the_wild_west_era/ (Joseppy-Mong)
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Some windows are also doors and some doors are also windows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb2161/some_windows_are_also_doors_and_some_doors_are/ (SomeDoge)
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Baby Yoda can watch porn

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb1zsz/baby_yoda_can_watch_porn/ (watermelons_bm)
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Biden is the lesser of two evils

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb1yk4/biden_is_the_lesser_of_two_evils/ (BoogieBLM)
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If you listen to two songs in succession enough times, you'll always hear the start of the second song in your head at the end of the first song

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb1xn8/if_you_listen_to_two_songs_in_succession_enough/ (mikepencil)
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The man made things that will last the longest after humans are gone will be in space

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb1w98/the_man_made_things_that_will_last_the_longest/ (darthva)
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Glasgow is U.K’s New Jersey.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb1vpj/glasgow_is_uks_new_jersey/ (UngaBunga4OogaBoga)
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someone out there is sexually attracted to snowmen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb1uhj/someone_out_there_is_sexually_attracted_to_snowmen/ (Bum_B)
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Sex with a condom on is technically just masturbation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb1uh3/sex_with_a_condom_on_is_technically_just/ (bruh0_o)
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A big house makes seeking much harder while a small house makes hiding much harder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb1u26/a_big_house_makes_seeking_much_harder_while_a/ (Beginnerer)
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A lot of people look down on truck drivers, but you have to be pretty gosh darn talented to be able to drive and park a 70,000 lbs vehicle. Thank you truck drivers :)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb1tz1/a_lot_of_people_look_down_on_truck_drivers_but/ (FestiveJoey)
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"Rest in peace" can be used in the same way as "Sleep well"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb1t2o/rest_in_peace_can_be_used_in_the_same_way_as/ (TonyZS)
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A true adult will always think of how to clean something up before doing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb1sy0/a_true_adult_will_always_think_of_how_to_clean/ (bignibbaa)
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If you listen to a song, you can most likely identify the ethnicity of the singer even if it’s not their first language much like how forensic scientists can identify an ancient skeleton’s origins based on it’s bone structure.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb1r1j/if_you_listen_to_a_song_you_can_most_likely/ (CharaChan)
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The gingerbread man was very lucky that radios hadn't been invited yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb1lil/the_gingerbread_man_was_very_lucky_that_radios/ (magicone2571)
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A person running down the street is only judged by the clothes they are wearing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb1jw7/a_person_running_down_the_street_is_only_judged/ (moneybot13)
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Humans are the random conditions required for objects to spontaneously coalesce into existence in the universe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb1jpb/humans_are_the_random_conditions_required_for/ (ValidatingUsername)
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The Jedi technically were on the dark side while palpatine was chancellor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb1jfz/the_jedi_technically_were_on_the_dark_side_while/ (Minecraftcito3134)
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Nobody is checking your weight and height at the DMV, therefore what is on your license can be whatever you like it to be

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb1gdt/nobody_is_checking_your_weight_and_height_at_the/ (moneybot13)
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Geologists are the dirt people of the science departments.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb1g7q/geologists_are_the_dirt_people_of_the_science/ (salvorhardin_BE)
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People drive through the rain on their way to the grocery store to buy bottled water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb1ftc/people_drive_through_the_rain_on_their_way_to_the/ (roastedtoperfection)
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Soon enough the thought behind millenials will change from "young punk" to "old farts"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb1eve/soon_enough_the_thought_behind_millenials_will/ (Henrious)
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The more you think about space and how it is infinite, the more confusing it gets. Like how can something be infinite!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb1d0m/the_more_you_think_about_space_and_how_it_is/ (Spooky-Boii)
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As long as someone is willing and able to edit them, every wikipedia article will be in past tense someday.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb1cid/as_long_as_someone_is_willing_and_able_to_edit/ (anonymous_hans)
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Dreams are just movies that you can direct and star in

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb1baf/dreams_are_just_movies_that_you_can_direct_and/ (nazhuman49)
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Lions have no idea whales exist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb1avv/lions_have_no_idea_whales_exist/ (nazhuman49)
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All mothers are body builders

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb1afo/all_mothers_are_body_builders/ (nazhuman49)
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Before photographs were invented, nobody had photographic memory.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb1af0/before_photographs_were_invented_nobody_had/ (Lake-stein)
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Hell isn't hot. It's humid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb18fo/hell_isnt_hot_its_humid/ (Jezzmund)
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You can't get someone to have sex with you for money or movie roles, but you can get someone to have sex with you in exchange for having sex with them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb16u8/you_cant_get_someone_to_have_sex_with_you_for/ (ginwithbutts)
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If you grew up being used to playing couch co-op/pvp, there’s a good chance you probably hate online multiplayer games

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb1650/if_you_grew_up_being_used_to_playing_couch/ (UYScutiPuffJr)
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Fries you don't buy but get to eat taste much better than fries you do buy for yourself to eat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb13z1/fries_you_dont_buy_but_get_to_eat_taste_much/ ([deleted])
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If humans become cyborgs it will be impossible to detect DNA on a crime scene.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb11tl/if_humans_become_cyborgs_it_will_be_impossible_to/ (VascoMartins91)
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There is no such things as Swedish Fish (candy) in Sweden.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb10yy/there_is_no_such_things_as_swedish_fish_candy_in/ (Antonell15)
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If you see the universe as a construct of your imagination, then your imagination is, in a way, bigger than the universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb108k/if_you_see_the_universe_as_a_construct_of_your/ (tarantulator)
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Being charged for advice is a real life microtransaction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb0xow/being_charged_for_advice_is_a_real_life/ (FishOuttaWhiskey)
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Thunder and lightning without rain is more ominous than with

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb0xcg/thunder_and_lightning_without_rain_is_more/ ([deleted])
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You probably haven't seen the inside of a 4th of the buildings in a 100 yard radius.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb0vcp/you_probably_havent_seen_the_inside_of_a_4th_of/ (iforgothowtoexist)
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We didn't get skin cancer from light bulbs because glass restricts UVA and UVB light.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb0ugu/we_didnt_get_skin_cancer_from_light_bulbs_because/ (Machinistjacob)
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A simp is the opposite of a sociopath

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb0tv0/a_simp_is_the_opposite_of_a_sociopath/ (_memelord__)
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There could be people confessing to murder online but we don't believe them because we think they're joking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb0t41/there_could_be_people_confessing_to_murder_online/ (Obscure_Occultist)
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You never hear your own voice but in return you hear everyone's true voice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb0sjv/you_never_hear_your_own_voice_but_in_return_you/ (OhMyCap)
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Being told to go f*ck yourself is, in reality, just being told to masturbate in an overtly offense way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb0rig/being_told_to_go_fck_yourself_is_in_reality_just/ (Badd_Bobb)
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If you shoot the sun, you will decrease it's life span

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb0rg4/if_you_shoot_the_sun_you_will_decrease_its_life/ (brcrrd)
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Sometimes, it's good to not forget your past. The things you did, the things you said, they serve as reminders of who you once were, how much you've changed, how far you've come.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb0ntl/sometimes_its_good_to_not_forget_your_past_the/ (egg_on_my_spaghet)
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With the amount of incredible stuff caught on camera, imagine how many more incredible stuff has happened that wasn't recorded.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb0mv7/with_the_amount_of_incredible_stuff_caught_on/ (Totally_A_Homosapien)
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Technically, you astral project in your dreams.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb0m2w/technically_you_astral_project_in_your_dreams/ (jgames06)
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Rick Astley (and whatever music studio he’s with) have probably made a lot of money off of Rick Rolls alone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb0ja2/rick_astley_and_whatever_music_studio_hes_with/ (TheRealDubJ)
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A adult happy meal includes alcohol

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb0ibe/a_adult_happy_meal_includes_alcohol/ (moneybot13)
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A sink is a glorified urinal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb0hzo/a_sink_is_a_glorified_urinal/ (Redacted-Reddit)
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Costco is much easier to navigate without bottlenecks at the ends of all the food aisles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb0ha4/costco_is_much_easier_to_navigate_without/ ([deleted])
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The opposite of homesickness is still homesickness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb0e8g/the_opposite_of_homesickness_is_still_homesickness/ (that_Bob_Ross_branch)
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Some men would rather walk in the rain than take a polka dot umbrella.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb0e7m/some_men_would_rather_walk_in_the_rain_than_take/ (roastedtoperfection)
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A master wooodcrafter cuts corners, without cutting corners.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb0dov/a_master_wooodcrafter_cuts_corners_without/ (jevt1987)
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You know that some shit went down on a TV show when the end credit scene that is normally filled with music is eerily silent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb0dad/you_know_that_some_shit_went_down_on_a_tv_show/ (Yoinker9001)
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every work of fiction is either a classic or a one hit wonder with varying lifespans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb0c81/every_work_of_fiction_is_either_a_classic_or_a/ (Lemonpilot)
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If hot ones advertised their hotsauce collection on here instead of the usually crappy adverts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb0aes/if_hot_ones_advertised_their_hotsauce_collection/ (Higgs__Boson)
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Putting on a sock somehow makes your feet smell less in shoes than they do without socks, despite adding another layer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb09wm/putting_on_a_sock_somehow_makes_your_feet_smell/ (Kentobento551)
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A hot pocket is a cold pocket

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb08k7/a_hot_pocket_is_a_cold_pocket/ (2brat)
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You never really see people in movies or on TV cleaning their glasses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb08ic/you_never_really_see_people_in_movies_or_on_tv/ (Retropally)
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For a fruit with no taste, cut cucumbers have a very distinctive and recognizable smell

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb07uv/for_a_fruit_with_no_taste_cut_cucumbers_have_a/ (stevezease)
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The very last tissue in the box always does the hardest work

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb06jc/the_very_last_tissue_in_the_box_always_does_the/ ([deleted])
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Putting on make-up is photoshopping your face IRL

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb04s7/putting_on_makeup_is_photoshopping_your_face_irl/ (cl3v3rgirl)
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Anyone can their penis, especially

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb02wu/anyone_can_their_penis_especially/ (gabe_derp)
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Amazon can't be a monopolist cause its competitors can sell on Amazon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb02tw/amazon_cant_be_a_monopolist_cause_its_competitors/ (kristark)
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Crushing cars in the Cars universe is the equivalence of cremating someone in real life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb02nd/crushing_cars_in_the_cars_universe_is_the/ (GrubbyNelson)
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There's a chance we could find a new planet with life as advanced as ours with more problems than we have.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb013x/theres_a_chance_we_could_find_a_new_planet_with/ ([deleted])
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Infinity goes both inwards (between numbers) and outwards (infinite numbers)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hb00ax/infinity_goes_both_inwards_between_numbers_and/ (RaulsterMaster)
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Saying "I've mastered the art of subtlety" is always a lie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hazzvg/saying_ive_mastered_the_art_of_subtlety_is_always/ (puheenix)
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Lamps in videogames use real electricity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hazzet/lamps_in_videogames_use_real_electricity/ (JackGolondria)
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In the future, robots will be posting pictures of their “cute humans” to the internet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hazyti/in_the_future_robots_will_be_posting_pictures_of/ (Jadavan)
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celery is certified organic floss

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hazyfv/celery_is_certified_organic_floss/ (YYCchatterbox)
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Taking your facemask off at the end of the day must be how women feel with bras.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hazxz2/taking_your_facemask_off_at_the_end_of_the_day/ (LA_Ramz)
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Laughing untill you cry is funny, crying until you laugh is terrifying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hazxxc/laughing_untill_you_cry_is_funny_crying_until_you/ (steezefabreeze)
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Every single note, chord, or jumbled mess you play on the piano has likely already been played by thousands

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hazwwz/every_single_note_chord_or_jumbled_mess_you_play/ (Quackaliciouss)
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The initials of both female UK Prime Ministers were TM and MT.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hazurp/the_initials_of_both_female_uk_prime_ministers/ (legoeddie)
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The glass is half full if it was empty previously and it's half empty if it was completely full

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hazuqu/the_glass_is_half_full_if_it_was_empty_previously/ (acerico73)
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In horror games it's the scare that jump. In rage games it's the jump that scares.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hazu65/in_horror_games_its_the_scare_that_jump_in_rage/ (Someonedm)
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The first human to find another human dead must have been awfully confused.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hazr1n/the_first_human_to_find_another_human_dead_must/ ([deleted])
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A contact photo in someone else’s phone is a profile pic you don’t get to choose.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hazpce/a_contact_photo_in_someone_elses_phone_is_a/ (5upermercado)
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Know-it-all attitude getting stronger as we get older and needs to be stop because it is mark of regression

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hazns9/knowitall_attitude_getting_stronger_as_we_get/ (teopedo)
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Turning lights off and not using phone while taking a shit actually makes you feel relieved and stress free.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hazmwa/turning_lights_off_and_not_using_phone_while/ (rohan_batraa)
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Baby Yoda is over 18

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hazln8/baby_yoda_is_over_18/ (HereBeSteph)
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Never being punched in the face is a lot of people’s problem.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hazle4/never_being_punched_in_the_face_is_a_lot_of/ (salvorhardin_BE)
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The police are one of the few groups who could unify into a worryingly widescale paramilitary force...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hazkt7/the_police_are_one_of_the_few_groups_who_could/ (QuenchedRhapsody)
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Double italics is bold.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hazjrh/double_italics_is_bold/ (RayInRed)
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Google has missed a huge opportunity never calling themselves Giggle for April Fool's.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hazi9s/google_has_missed_a_huge_opportunity_never/ (Fulyen)
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It is hard to be be consistent when no one appreciates your efforts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hazhdc/it_is_hard_to_be_be_consistent_when_no_one/ (indian_by_heart)
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A meal is only as good as the last bite.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hazgtn/a_meal_is_only_as_good_as_the_last_bite/ (ehmWell)
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Hair growers do not work at all, otherwise we would not have any rich bald men

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hazfg3/hair_growers_do_not_work_at_all_otherwise_we/ (A-to-fucking-Z)
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A meal is as good as the last bite.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hazfcj/a_meal_is_as_good_as_the_last_bite/ ([deleted])
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When people with bring dinasaurs back to life, the first thing they'll do is tame them so they'll become a new type of transportation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hazf4g/when_people_with_bring_dinasaurs_back_to_life_the/ (CyLove13)
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Having your wife tell you she's pregnant is great unless your a lesbian

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hazeq4/having_your_wife_tell_you_shes_pregnant_is_great/ (SI_BRO)
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If somebody were to sell a can of chlorine and label it “Sodium-Free Salt”, they’d be right.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hazegm/if_somebody_were_to_sell_a_can_of_chlorine_and/ (Frog_Good_At_Smash)
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Rick Rolled Into Millions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hazap8/rick_rolled_into_millions/ (False_Rhythms)
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News is literally just the plural of "new."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hazaie/news_is_literally_just_the_plural_of_new/ (AshKohn47)
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The fact that many news sites have a "some good news" story says a lot about life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haza4j/the_fact_that_many_news_sites_have_a_some_good/ (arcsin1323)
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Holograms would sell a lot more if they design the hologram to be colourful instead of blueish just like what happened with tv's.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haz8bw/holograms_would_sell_a_lot_more_if_they_design/ (Schewer)
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We are all support animals to our own pets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haz87h/we_are_all_support_animals_to_our_own_pets/ (44trav)
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It’s always the ones you most expect.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haz83q/its_always_the_ones_you_most_expect/ (salvorhardin_BE)
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Propeller hats on children are rarer than television taught us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haz7g9/propeller_hats_on_children_are_rarer_than/ (Skyking035)
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Glowing eyes do the exact opposite of what is necessary for sight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haz61f/glowing_eyes_do_the_exact_opposite_of_what_is/ (badRLplayer)
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There is someone out there with a fetish for the weirdest thing you can come up with

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haz4ws/there_is_someone_out_there_with_a_fetish_for_the/ (NoirAzura)
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The ninja turtles live the sewer, 80% of taste is smell, so the ninja turtles actually like the the taste of shit not pizza

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hayysu/the_ninja_turtles_live_the_sewer_80_of_taste_is/ (noelioli)
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The amount of lemon drops sold probably skyrocketed after JK Rowling repeatedly wrote in the Harry Potter series that Albus Dumbledore had an affinity for lemon drops.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hayx58/the_amount_of_lemon_drops_sold_probably/ (Gorgonzola-Cheese)
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You might be immortal, just you have not figgured it out yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haywkg/you_might_be_immortal_just_you_have_not_figgured/ (GraphicGaming88)
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If you've ever crossed a border you've been in two countries at once

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hayvkl/if_youve_ever_crossed_a_border_youve_been_in_two/ (hentaishitman)
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We all have insecurities, but it's really hard to imagine your parents with their own insecurities.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hayv2l/we_all_have_insecurities_but_its_really_hard_to/ (Mammoth26)
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It would probably be wise to do only things that - if you’d suddenly die while doing the thing - people would consider it respectable or at least dark humorish.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haytbi/it_would_probably_be_wise_to_do_only_things_that/ (Lum1nar)
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If the high of eating hot French fries is equal to the moment when you start watching porn, then the low of eating cold fries is equal to the moment you finish and the video is still playing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haysz0/if_the_high_of_eating_hot_french_fries_is_equal/ (Jroueiheb)
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if you get turned on by your 'flaccid' dick then you will have Schrodinger's dick

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hayssw/if_you_get_turned_on_by_your_flaccid_dick_then/ (younlok)
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The brain named itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hayq0l/the_brain_named_itself/ ([deleted])
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When you scratch your scalp and feel orgasmic, you're basically jerking your brain off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haynge/when_you_scratch_your_scalp_and_feel_orgasmic/ (JohnO500)
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At some point in history, somebody decided they were going to eat an egg out of a bird's butt. Then it became normal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hayncf/at_some_point_in_history_somebody_decided_they/ (KrissyBunny93)
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Books handed out by teachers as summer work travel all over the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haymph/books_handed_out_by_teachers_as_summer_work/ (MrButter8)
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If you made a compilation of vacuum commercials, it could pass as an “oddly satisfying” video.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hayk23/if_you_made_a_compilation_of_vacuum_commercials/ (endlessnutella)
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They never repeated ‘Fame’ on TV

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hayjce/they_never_repeated_fame_on_tv/ (fixxlevy)
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Mutually assured destruction only works for a stalemate if both sides still have something to lose.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hayi4g/mutually_assured_destruction_only_works_for_a/ (anti_evil_corp)
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Your mortician will be the last person to see you naked

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hayh38/your_mortician_will_be_the_last_person_to_see_you/ (not_avirgin)
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It says something about someone when said person’s social media posts are debated about constantly on the biggest news networks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hayggf/it_says_something_about_someone_when_said_persons/ (bookwormcho3)
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You can describe something both as horrible or excellent using the word shit , the only different is using word the in front of it or not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hayf4c/you_can_describe_something_both_as_horrible_or/ (damn_jexy)
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Children have favorite parents, the same way that parents have favorite children.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hayeco/children_have_favorite_parents_the_same_way_that/ (Moo_Snukle)
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Ghosts don't really scare people, because the fact that humans can see ghosts causes great fear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haydsg/ghosts_dont_really_scare_people_because_the_fact/ ([deleted])
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Anything can be porn if you know what to do with it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haycie/anything_can_be_porn_if_you_know_what_to_do_with/ (Strikethat4)
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The human face is asymmetrical, so what we see in the mirror is a flipped version of our face. So if we see someone who looks exactly like us, we are seeing a mirror image of our face.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haybl0/the_human_face_is_asymmetrical_so_what_we_see_in/ (roger_ramjett)
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If someone had a degree in prosthetics, neurosurgery, and engineering, they could run a black market operation to make augmentations for people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hayb7a/if_someone_had_a_degree_in_prosthetics/ (MasterKlaw)
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There isn't anything actually flat in nature

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hayb4w/there_isnt_anything_actually_flat_in_nature/ (Darth_Ivad)
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Calling something a cliche is a cliche

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hayaq0/calling_something_a_cliche_is_a_cliche/ (GoMinMaxing)
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Hot. Hot. Hot. Must turn down water temperature.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haya13/hot_hot_hot_must_turn_down_water_temperature/ ([deleted])
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Strawberries are born pregnant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hay77t/strawberries_are_born_pregnant/ (TheMaskedGeode)
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At the rate rockstar are going, GTA V may end up being able to legally buy itself from a store before GTA VI is released

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hay5sv/at_the_rate_rockstar_are_going_gta_v_may_end_up/ (leosk8s)
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You've probably never seen graffiti being created, it just randomly appears on the side of buildings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hay4sx/youve_probably_never_seen_graffiti_being_created/ (bayo_sandwich)
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If you’re singing along a song it’s technically a duet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hay4mw/if_youre_singing_along_a_song_its_technically_a/ (overFuckMaker)
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Adam and Eve weren't married.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hay3cu/adam_and_eve_werent_married/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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When you feel bad it's like your check engine light is on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hay38t/when_you_feel_bad_its_like_your_check_engine/ (Seedpound)
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It might be better if one company has a monopoly on movies and tv shows because then we’d only have to pay for one streaming service.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hay2pi/it_might_be_better_if_one_company_has_a_monopoly/ (Og_Left_Hand)
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You probably can do something, or do it casually that most people in the world can, you don’t go asking everybody if they do something

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hay1pp/you_probably_can_do_something_or_do_it_casually/ ([deleted])
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Under an UV camera everyone using sunscreen is doing blackface.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hay18w/under_an_uv_camera_everyone_using_sunscreen_is/ (hailbreno)
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vehicles are made with the idea of failure in mind

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hay17i/vehicles_are_made_with_the_idea_of_failure_in_mind/ (MisterVaultyYT)
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Eating a bunch of meat buns will give you meat buns

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hay0vk/eating_a_bunch_of_meat_buns_will_give_you_meat/ (chubbyremoval)
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Nothing is the imaginations greatest creation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hay0m5/nothing_is_the_imaginations_greatest_creation/ (zombiere4)
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if the matrix robots existed, we'd think they're Jedi who could manipulate our perceptions of reality like Sasuke Uchiha

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hay0as/if_the_matrix_robots_existed_wed_think_theyre/ (kskelts)
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One benefit of masks and face covers is not smelling stinky breath or being self-conscious about your own

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haxyfg/one_benefit_of_masks_and_face_covers_is_not/ (Supremelordbeefcake)
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You probably can do something or do something casually that most people in the world can’t you just don’t as everyone if they do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haxxbr/you_probably_can_do_something_or_do_something/ ([deleted])
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Marvel comics would not have existed if it wasn't for Stan Lee' uncle and the editors who quit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haxwf7/marvel_comics_would_not_have_existed_if_it_wasnt/ (sexyselfpix)
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Being immortal and falling to the bottom of the ocean would suck.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haxsik/being_immortal_and_falling_to_the_bottom_of_the/ (chrisfowell1)
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The mere thought of having three arms is rather unsettling

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haxs7l/the_mere_thought_of_having_three_arms_is_rather/ (Seedpound)
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We could all have amnesia but just had forgotten about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haxqqr/we_could_all_have_amnesia_but_just_had_forgotten/ (TemDX)
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Clickbait articles is to Journalism as Microtransactions is to Gaming.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haxqlr/clickbait_articles_is_to_journalism_as/ (DennistheDutchie)
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Plain mirrors show a flipped image of you and most cameras distort it, so you almost never see yourself the exact way others see you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haxqdb/plain_mirrors_show_a_flipped_image_of_you_and/ (lillpon)
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For 20.00 “mana” you can summon a random person to your door. 5 mile radius, and fully restores stamina.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haxn3c/for_2000_mana_you_can_summon_a_random_person_to/ (totodile241)
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A 250 kb PDF can either be one fuzzy page or 40 perfect pages.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haxm2e/a_250_kb_pdf_can_either_be_one_fuzzy_page_or_40/ (culb77)
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You might be related to someone famous in the past

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haxjam/you_might_be_related_to_someone_famous_in_the_past/ (XxDemonSwordxX)
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If humans had no morality, we’d be a lot more advanced

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haxiss/if_humans_had_no_morality_wed_be_a_lot_more/ (About5000ninjas)
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The helmet Luke wears with a blast shield that stops him from seeing has to be the dumbest future invention.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haxhya/the_helmet_luke_wears_with_a_blast_shield_that/ (gregory_the_smarmy)
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People would listen more if subtitles were introduced in real life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haxgmb/people_would_listen_more_if_subtitles_were/ (DontWooshMeGay)
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the line between pooping too often and too little is only a few hours

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haxfqd/the_line_between_pooping_too_often_and_too_little/ (kskelts)
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Dad jokes are mostly just evolved puns, with some context around it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haxfbe/dad_jokes_are_mostly_just_evolved_puns_with_some/ (TheDesaj2)
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The kids that danced in the Soulja Boy video were probably the coolest kids at their school

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haxerw/the_kids_that_danced_in_the_soulja_boy_video_were/ (Mattisinthezone)
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If you use a can of paint to paint the walls in a room, you can store one less can of paint in that room afterward

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haxbs7/if_you_use_a_can_of_paint_to_paint_the_walls_in_a/ (SturdyMilk05254)
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Deaths at protests are double trouble.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hax9ft/deaths_at_protests_are_double_trouble/ (DontWooshMeGay)
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Electronics companies could make meaningful environmental change by changing all their chargers to one standard so they are interchangeable - one charger for all our devices.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hax6o3/electronics_companies_could_make_meaningful/ (LoadErRor1983)
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As a kid hearing that adults are 'trying' to have kids is nice. As an adult thinking of your parents 'trying' to have kids is gross.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hax5lx/as_a_kid_hearing_that_adults_are_trying_to_have/ (cburns12)
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If you was immortal, it probably wouldn’t be a good idea to go in deep water unless you know how to swim.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hax594/if_you_was_immortal_it_probably_wouldnt_be_a_good/ ([deleted])
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The first step for divorce is marriage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hax4e3/the_first_step_for_divorce_is_marriage/ (souleff)
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Women not reacting to men trimming beards is the same as men not reacting to women getting haircuts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hax3w8/women_not_reacting_to_men_trimming_beards_is_the/ (Wynaut94)
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The amount of graffiti written on public restroom walls has most certainly decreased upon the invention of the smartphone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hax2fn/the_amount_of_graffiti_written_on_public_restroom/ (DonKeedick)
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Earlobes are the chicken tenders of the human body

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hax17h/earlobes_are_the_chicken_tenders_of_the_human_body/ (ton-not)
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Chris McCandless and the Unabomber have similar philosophies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hawyfk/chris_mccandless_and_the_unabomber_have_similar/ (ctophermh89)
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Mermaids probably shit out their mouths.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hawxxk/mermaids_probably_shit_out_their_mouths/ (AMathEngineer)
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When the first child is born on mars we’ll have to add planet of birth to passports

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hawwzl/when_the_first_child_is_born_on_mars_well_have_to/ (JavaJoeOhShot)
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That speed cup stacking thing kinda disappeared

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hawvbm/that_speed_cup_stacking_thing_kinda_disappeared/ (WebWheat)
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Many airports don't have a lot of chairs to make you walk between shops.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hawuyy/many_airports_dont_have_a_lot_of_chairs_to_make/ (yoavluria)
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Turning left on a solid green light against another car signaling left is the ultimate act of trust.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hawt3p/turning_left_on_a_solid_green_light_against/ (ThoughtfulMacrophage)
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We are okay with hearing our pets monch on their food loudly but as soon as it's a human eating loudly *shivers*

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hawsri/we_are_okay_with_hearing_our_pets_monch_on_their/ (leithiandis)
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Witches are seen as scary, wizards are not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haws4k/witches_are_seen_as_scary_wizards_are_not/ (poopmuskets)
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Chris McCandless and the Unabomber has similar philosophies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hawrbf/chris_mccandless_and_the_unabomber_has_similar/ ([deleted])
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If you don’t believe in bias, you’ll become a believer when you realize that you could never admit that another kid or dog is cuter than yours.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hawpro/if_you_dont_believe_in_bias_youll_become_a/ (m_rea)
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Sign language is technically body language.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hawo2p/sign_language_is_technically_body_language/ (ItsParrotCraft)
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If we ever make something that looks like an animal, it needs to be an ugly one so they don’t try to fuck it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hawnvx/if_we_ever_make_something_that_looks_like_an/ (Coolb3ans64)
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Warm milk is good. Cold milk is good. Room-temperature milk is bad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hawnnq/warm_milk_is_good_cold_milk_is_good/ (redbanditttttttt)
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We are the last generation to be able to talk to ww2 veterans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hawnlz/we_are_the_last_generation_to_be_able_to_talk_to/ (ZamiGargantua)
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Being in love with a person of a same gender is the only exception in science in which unlike(opposite) things attract each other

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hawmyw/being_in_love_with_a_person_of_a_same_gender_is/ ([deleted])
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The Olympics would become way more interesting if there was a section at the end where all the athletes tried out other sports just for fun.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hawmw9/the_olympics_would_become_way_more_interesting_if/ (CYBERINSANE07)
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When saying the plural for "woman," we change how the first vowel sounds and not the second.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hawd85/when_saying_the_plural_for_woman_we_change_how/ (Madrigal_King)
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One Unexpected Benefit Of Wearing A Mask And Gloves To The Supermarket Is That Those Stupid Thin Produce Bags Become 10X Easier To Open

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hawc4p/one_unexpected_benefit_of_wearing_a_mask_and/ (ForeverKarlMalone)
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You can't hum if you hold your nose

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haw9v3/you_cant_hum_if_you_hold_your_nose/ ([deleted])
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If all UFO images and videos are of bad quality, it's because otherwhise we'd just identify it and it wouldn't be an UFO anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haw99m/if_all_ufo_images_and_videos_are_of_bad_quality/ (TheRacer_42)
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The people that are there for you, in life, are not the ones you suspected.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haw8h8/the_people_that_are_there_for_you_in_life_are_not/ (Darkshadow1819)
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If humans, as a majority and historically, thought bull sperm tasted better than cow milk we'd have bull farms where we'd specifically breed bulls to produce large quantities of semen for consumption.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haw720/if_humans_as_a_majority_and_historically_thought/ (LOLED_AKAASI)
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Because of shoes and socks, your feet haven’t touched most public places you have been in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haw3rv/because_of_shoes_and_socks_your_feet_havent/ (Ene-Saue)
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Erasers slowly die for our mistakes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haw28t/erasers_slowly_die_for_our_mistakes/ (white_bread_is_fake)
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Most Bollywood films ( if not all ) are musical films in a twisted sense of that word.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/havxze/most_bollywood_films_if_not_all_are_musical_films/ (ItsCurosity)
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Straight men understand consent when they go to a gay bar

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/havxm6/straight_men_understand_consent_when_they_go_to_a/ (tktkguy)
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People who are blind and deaf from birth will never be able to understand the concept of rhyme.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/havw2v/people_who_are_blind_and_deaf_from_birth_will/ (frankandbeans20)
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Always remember the second waves have always hit harder than the first

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/havtc8/always_remember_the_second_waves_have_always_hit/ (lemonkid12345)
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Share buttons on porn sites are probably the most unnecessary feature ever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/havsyn/share_buttons_on_porn_sites_are_probably_the_most/ (Yonnus)
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Frankenstein is technically a zombie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/havrpa/frankenstein_is_technically_a_zombie/ (Fakeout3)
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Calling someone "a girl" instead of "a woman" is a bit demeaning. But calling someone "my woman" instead of "my girl" is a bit demeaning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/havo5j/calling_someone_a_girl_instead_of_a_woman_is_a/ (goldfritter)
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Barn owls were probably pretty excited when humans invented the barn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/havn2s/barn_owls_were_probably_pretty_excited_when/ ([deleted])
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Lenin and Reagan both looked like vampires.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/havhxp/lenin_and_reagan_both_looked_like_vampires/ (Usernamedel)
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Waters taste is the temperature it is in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/havhmn/waters_taste_is_the_temperature_it_is_in/ ([deleted])
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When you try to find something, you will find it at the last place you search

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/havhdv/when_you_try_to_find_something_you_will_find_it/ (Und3rd09)
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Humans love the heat transfer through their bodies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/havg9s/humans_love_the_heat_transfer_through_their_bodies/ (atharva66)
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When you picture your face, you're probably imagining it reversed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/havff4/when_you_picture_your_face_youre_probably/ (PossiblyAMug)
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Putting ketchup on eggs is gauche. Putting salsa on eggs is gourmet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/havedv/putting_ketchup_on_eggs_is_gauche_putting_salsa/ (PBYACE)
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Countless people worldwide have sung the Beach Boys "Surfin' U.S.A." without ever knowing what a Huarache sandal was.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/havdvx/countless_people_worldwide_have_sung_the_beach/ (OyVeyzMeir)
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An eye isn't disgusting until it is outside of the owners eye socket

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/havds2/an_eye_isnt_disgusting_until_it_is_outside_of_the/ (salladfingers)
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If we colonize Mars, the people there are gonna have a different accent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/havdj4/if_we_colonize_mars_the_people_there_are_gonna/ (yell_ow_)
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Some people probably used to get excited about a night of The Apprentice followed by an episode or two of Cops

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/havae8/some_people_probably_used_to_get_excited_about_a/ (MarinersFan28)
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If Woody from Toy Story is a vintage toy, he would have had more owners than just Andy. It’s curious that he does not remember them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hav7hs/if_woody_from_toy_story_is_a_vintage_toy_he_would/ (Ilike_tuRtles-)
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A lot of pigeons probably died during lock down because no one were feeding them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hav6wk/a_lot_of_pigeons_probably_died_during_lock_down/ (kirbypesto)
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Honey is plants' sperm, eaten and vomited by bees.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hav59o/honey_is_plants_sperm_eaten_and_vomited_by_bees/ (Pietro1203)
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Overwatch Reaper's favorite browser is probably Microsoft Edge

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hav4kg/overwatch_reapers_favorite_browser_is_probably/ (FederalDustReverend)
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Since our lip skin is the same type of skin as our anus skin technically someone could donate their anus skin to fix someone's lips

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hav3t9/since_our_lip_skin_is_the_same_type_of_skin_as/ (sleepy_frenchvanilla)
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Instagram is show and tell for adults.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hav3gb/instagram_is_show_and_tell_for_adults/ (VaiterZen)
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All button-down shirts are button-up shirts, but not all button-up shirts are button-down shirts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hav28r/all_buttondown_shirts_are_buttonup_shirts_but_not/ (PrivateTumbleweed)
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The Boogie Man sounds super cool—if you’ve never heard of him

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hauz9f/the_boogie_man_sounds_super_coolif_youve_never/ (topderp1)
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Coffin is litterly the last thing you'll need.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hauydk/coffin_is_litterly_the_last_thing_youll_need/ (uris728)
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One identical twin is the other's twin parent cos one of them is born from the other ovum

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haux8v/one_identical_twin_is_the_others_twin_parent_cos/ (rock-solid-armpits)
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A loading bar stuck at 100% is more suspicious than being stuck at 99%

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haux2h/a_loading_bar_stuck_at_100_is_more_suspicious/ (fozimodo)
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Celery is natures floss

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hauwlw/celery_is_natures_floss/ ([deleted])
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The rate of winks in the world probably increases with mask usage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hauu2v/the_rate_of_winks_in_the_world_probably_increases/ (dave-train)
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One doesn't notice how loud things are until they need it to be quiet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hautyj/one_doesnt_notice_how_loud_things_are_until_they/ (jd-577)
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Han Solo and Luke Skywalker died within like a week of each other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haur6l/han_solo_and_luke_skywalker_died_within_like_a/ (nolanfan823)
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Technically we are all just camping at varying levels.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haur24/technically_we_are_all_just_camping_at_varying/ (AnalystOfData)
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Kangaroos are rabbits that are jacked

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hauq7n/kangaroos_are_rabbits_that_are_jacked/ ([deleted])
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In a collision involving a knee or elbow, they will always take the blame.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haumz4/in_a_collision_involving_a_knee_or_elbow_they/ (Wutisthis66204)
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String cheesey and stringy cheese are different ways to describe cheese

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haultx/string_cheesey_and_stringy_cheese_are_different/ (Acellice)
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we're all peer pressured into wearing clothes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hauj5f/were_all_peer_pressured_into_wearing_clothes/ (Sissinou)
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Pubic hair has no evolutionary purpose.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hauiaf/pubic_hair_has_no_evolutionary_purpose/ ([deleted])
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People who read too much into symbolism do so because they don't know if there's actual symbolism, and they're being safe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hauhn4/people_who_read_too_much_into_symbolism_do_so/ (Koifish_Coyote)
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coco pops look like mummified ants

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hauh34/coco_pops_look_like_mummified_ants/ (gcnHNYqvzB637fYQvQDt)
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Some geniuses who work at the Apple store are actually geniuses and don't know it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haugdt/some_geniuses_who_work_at_the_apple_store_are/ (CavaliereKiller)
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When C‌‌OVID-19 g‌‌ot t‌‌o V‌‌egas, i‌‌t m‌‌oved o‌‌n

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hauful/when_covid19_got_to_vegas_it_moved_on/ (vpetrychuk)
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Fire ant queens are hoes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haufer/fire_ant_queens_are_hoes/ (Hitmonbear)
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Women in the menstrual pad commercials aren't on their period.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hauead/women_in_the_menstrual_pad_commercials_arent_on/ (stojkestojke)
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Pockets in jackets and trousers is the real life version of having an inventory.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haudqr/pockets_in_jackets_and_trousers_is_the_real_life/ (GrannyOnRoids)
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Every peanut in a peanut bag has a lost twin which he'll never meet again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haual9/every_peanut_in_a_peanut_bag_has_a_lost_twin/ (uris728)
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Your a celebrity in the family. Everyone knows and loves you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hau9xz/your_a_celebrity_in_the_family_everyone_knows_and/ (Mokicooper_1)
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Some of the people who make furry cringe compilations might just be looking for a reason to watch a lot of furry videos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hau857/some_of_the_people_who_make_furry_cringe/ (aberrantforestcat)
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Homosexuality will help both overpopulation and kids in the foster system.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hau76y/homosexuality_will_help_both_overpopulation_and/ (TreyLastname)
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Men can get horny to anything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hau6mh/men_can_get_horny_to_anything/ (NoirAzura)
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Rich people have probably never experienced the beauty of day old spaghetti....

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hau5cc/rich_people_have_probably_never_experienced_the/ (MrAllyDonald)
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When you are refer to old you, you are actually referring to young you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hau4p4/when_you_are_refer_to_old_you_you_are_actually/ ([deleted])
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There is more unofficial "official" accounts than official "official" accounts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hau3dr/there_is_more_unofficial_official_accounts_than/ (Netsab_)
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Plants live in their food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hau32w/plants_live_in_their_food/ (DoctorDare)
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You can't cast a shadow on any digital screen while it is active

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hatv3g/you_cant_cast_a_shadow_on_any_digital_screen/ (Alee305)
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we pronounce the last e in 'cliche' like a

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hattit/we_pronounce_the_last_e_in_cliche_like_a/ (SillyLuvsMemes)
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An erupting volcano is Earth’s way of telling us that it had an upset stomach.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hatsc3/an_erupting_volcano_is_earths_way_of_telling_us/ (PhotoClock)
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Nearly everyone has heard of a Flo Rida song, but not many know nor care who Flo Rida is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hatr8s/nearly_everyone_has_heard_of_a_flo_rida_song_but/ (officiakimkardashian)
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You m‌‌ust c‌‌ompletely t‌‌rust a‌‌ p‌‌erson i‌‌f y‌‌ou a‌‌llow t‌‌hem h‌‌olding y‌‌our b‌‌alls

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hatppc/you_must_completely_trust_a_person_if_you_allow/ (vpetrychuk)
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It's cute for babies to not have teeth, but it's the complete opposite when it comes to adults.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hato9c/its_cute_for_babies_to_not_have_teeth_but_its_the/ (takis_fuego)
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Animals will be less spooked than humans if they see their reflection move on its own.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hatnn9/animals_will_be_less_spooked_than_humans_if_they/ (KraZwhale)
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Celery is way to stringy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hatmx5/celery_is_way_to_stringy/ (Demon_spawn828)
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sometimes we change our thoughts because we think someone is reading our minds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hatmdc/sometimes_we_change_our_thoughts_because_we_think/ (TheBros13)
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12pm comes before 11pm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hatlkq/12pm_comes_before_11pm/ (GreatnessFromAbove)
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You can feel how much someone loves you when the person brings you Icecream. For you a bourbon vanilla/choco cup ..(the most common pair of ice cream on the planet) and for them self a big cup with spaghetti Ice and two huge crispy cookie plates.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hati26/you_can_feel_how_much_someone_loves_you_when_the/ ([deleted])
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No matter how much you clean something, it will always be dirty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hathsl/no_matter_how_much_you_clean_something_it_will/ ([deleted])
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Phoebe Buffet technically worked for the same company the longest out of all the Friends characters as a self employed masseuse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hatgcg/phoebe_buffet_technically_worked_for_the_same/ (Noobshank)
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The moment you accidentally recall a very important thing you couldn't recall for minutes after you lost it is fucking priceless

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hatg9s/the_moment_you_accidentally_recall_a_very/ (vpetrychuk)
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Life will fuck you over and over, and there’s nothing you can do about it except of changing positions, and enjoy it somehow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hatf68/life_will_fuck_you_over_and_over_and_theres/ ([deleted])
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People that dress up as Santa in malls or events are in cosplay as Santa

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hate2l/people_that_dress_up_as_santa_in_malls_or_events/ (heck300)
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Sleeping for an hour is better in some times of the day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hatd5t/sleeping_for_an_hour_is_better_in_some_times_of/ (TDZMoshTosh)
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the warmer water gets the more you taste it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hatb3r/the_warmer_water_gets_the_more_you_taste_it/ (shinyswingy)
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If you’re claustrophobic, every room feels like an escape room.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hata5y/if_youre_claustrophobic_every_room_feels_like_an/ (theheartsofdarkness)
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If all the toys in Toy Story are sentient, then just imagine some of the horror stories the sex toys have to share

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hat8n2/if_all_the_toys_in_toy_story_are_sentient_then/ (stonkttebayo)
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So if you would live in a circular-formed room you wouldn't have any issues with spiders or webs, because they couldn't build them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hat88e/so_if_you_would_live_in_a_circularformed_room_you/ (Busted_Itachi)
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There’s an antonym for antonym but there’s no perfect synonym for synonym

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hat7o8/theres_an_antonym_for_antonym_but_theres_no/ (is_aaa_c)
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Cats and dogs have built in all wheel drive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hat7bp/cats_and_dogs_have_built_in_all_wheel_drive/ (4acodmt92)
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It would make a lot more sense for Spiderman to shoot webs out of his ass.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hat4a9/it_would_make_a_lot_more_sense_for_spiderman_to/ (RedditEffigy)
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Water benders in Avatar could have just ripped all the blood and fluids out of their enemies body, but never did.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hat3su/water_benders_in_avatar_could_have_just_ripped/ (pbm9)
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Your daily choices may have saved you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hat20q/your_daily_choices_may_have_saved_you/ (reddit-emoji-police)
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The benefit of a small flat is that you have great Wifi in every room

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hasz6w/the_benefit_of_a_small_flat_is_that_you_have/ (normalreddituser2_0)
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There are 2 reasons to be afraid bout dentist 1: the equipment, & 2 : the bill

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hasxf6/there_are_2_reasons_to_be_afraid_bout_dentist_1/ (BearWithMrMime)
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Deaf people will sometimes confuse a yawn for a scream.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haswkl/deaf_people_will_sometimes_confuse_a_yawn_for_a/ ([deleted])
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If a graveyard has had a good year, the rest of the world probably had a bad one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hasvd5/if_a_graveyard_has_had_a_good_year_the_rest_of/ (Nevets_Nevets)
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Someone somewhere is scrolling with you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hasv7h/someone_somewhere_is_scrolling_with_you/ (Nukem3D)
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Clits looking like tiny penises is something everyone decided to never talk about

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hasua1/clits_looking_like_tiny_penises_is_something/ (Slabberer)
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At some point in history, we stopped building walls for our cities. There will be a moment when we won’t have walls around our countries.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hastzi/at_some_point_in_history_we_stopped_building/ (TwoAnd7)
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All food leaves an “aftertaste” if you have bad enough acid reflex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hastot/all_food_leaves_an_aftertaste_if_you_have_bad/ (_maxjacobs_)
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Every night you go to sleep and every morning wake up taking it for granted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hastjw/every_night_you_go_to_sleep_and_every_morning/ ([deleted])
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Psychiatrists and bartenders both get paid to listen to people’s problems.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hast57/psychiatrists_and_bartenders_both_get_paid_to/ ([deleted])
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A Bass is basically a Ukulele that has successfully passed puberty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hasr1p/a_bass_is_basically_a_ukulele_that_has/ (AdityaBiswabandhu)
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Being e‌‌xtrovert i‌‌s e‌‌asy t‌‌hese d‌‌ays. I‌‌n t‌‌he p‌‌ast t‌‌hey c‌‌ould have b‌‌een e‌‌asily k‌‌illed f‌‌or b‌‌eing a‌‌nnoying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hasqdc/being_extrovert_is_easy_these_days_in_the_past/ (vpetrychuk)
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People complain when an old character is modified to fit modern sensibilities and ask to create new characters. Then they create new characters with those sensibilities and people also complain

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hasnmy/people_complain_when_an_old_character_is_modified/ (DraftDraw)
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if reincarnation is real, then instead of rip shouldn't it be brb written on the gravestone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hasn2d/if_reincarnation_is_real_then_instead_of_rip/ (mayissamess)
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There is no evolutionary benefit for having 2 nostrils.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hasmwc/there_is_no_evolutionary_benefit_for_having_2/ (AshamedConsequence)
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If the universe is infinite, there is a copy of you somewhere that is a rich billionaire

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haslhl/if_the_universe_is_infinite_there_is_a_copy_of/ (RoundHades)
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The middle class is probably the least criminally inclined of them all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haslh2/the_middle_class_is_probably_the_least_criminally/ (Anti_Karen_League)
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Blind people would have weird house interiors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hasl2z/blind_people_would_have_weird_house_interiors/ (Jackobarnfield)
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You would need an infinite amount of friends for a friend circle, as circles have infinite points.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haskqz/you_would_need_an_infinite_amount_of_friends_for/ (Rhuparb)
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Cowboys in Old West movies are never actually herding any cows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haskev/cowboys_in_old_west_movies_are_never_actually/ (FIGVNW)
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A Ukulele is just a Bass that is yet to reach puberty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hasjov/a_ukulele_is_just_a_bass_that_is_yet_to_reach/ (AdityaBiswabandhu)
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Grand Theft Auto V will be on over half of the PlayStation iterations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hasi64/grand_theft_auto_v_will_be_on_over_half_of_the/ (jtcuth48)
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If General Grievous survived on Utapau in Revenge. Of The Sith and got hold of four inquisitor lightsabers, then when he spins them, he would look like a drone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hashw2/if_general_grievous_survived_on_utapau_in_revenge/ (Darth-Selvir)
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Pikachu technically uses real electricity from our actual physical world to perform his moves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hasghy/pikachu_technically_uses_real_electricity_from/ (SuniteSideB)
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The historic Scotsman William Wallace was either a noble hero fighting for justice or just stubborn as fuck until his very end.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hasgcq/the_historic_scotsman_william_wallace_was_either/ (Bennas15)
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Aunt Jemima and Ain't Yo mamma are too close to be a coincidence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hasg7i/aunt_jemima_and_aint_yo_mamma_are_too_close_to_be/ (Uffda01)
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If people could fly it would probably be just as fast and exhausting as swimming...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hasg2b/if_people_could_fly_it_would_probably_be_just_as/ (ddoeglas)
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If we're talking about dams, damage has two meanings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hasexh/if_were_talking_about_dams_damage_has_two_meanings/ (BiggestForts)
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Married people without ex-spouses are either forgiving or fortunate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haseut/married_people_without_exspouses_are_either/ (SnarkLobster)
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The lies of a woman saying she was abused have more credibility than the truth of a man saying he was being abused.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hasenm/the_lies_of_a_woman_saying_she_was_abused_have/ (mahburnerr)
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In most cases the more strange and bizzare something gets the more artistic it's considered to be

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hasene/in_most_cases_the_more_strange_and_bizzare/ (evolvedpanda34)
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The lottery numbers '1 2 3 4 5 6' are no less likely to come up than any other combination

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hase4z/the_lottery_numbers_1_2_3_4_5_6_are_no_less/ (jrmorg)
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You must completely trust a person if you allow them holding your balls

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hase25/you_must_completely_trust_a_person_if_you_allow/ ([deleted])
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Nothing makes you feel 5 years old again faster than making a sloppy peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hasdgh/nothing_makes_you_feel_5_years_old_again_faster/ (irish_iiii)
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If you think that your job is useless, Just remember that someone has to make those stupid fucking math problems you do in school.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hasamm/if_you_think_that_your_job_is_useless_just/ (coles2345)
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Sleep is the closest thing we know to what teleportation feels like

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hasa4e/sleep_is_the_closest_thing_we_know_to_what/ (AidanWBC)
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"Brain is the most important organ in the body" is the most self-procclaimed statement ever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/has8wy/brain_is_the_most_important_organ_in_the_body_is/ (darkhaze94)
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confidence is nothing more than repetition

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/has8vk/confidence_is_nothing_more_than_repetition/ (superfudging)
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6ix9ine is the male Nicki Minaj

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/has7fx/6ix9ine_is_the_male_nicki_minaj/ (trebuchet1234)
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The word and action of a "prank" has been twisted in its meaning and used wrongfully to the point where it's a sad and stupid excuse to be an asshole.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/has7fq/the_word_and_action_of_a_prank_has_been_twisted/ (Ivans_Comradery)
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Old people shrink when they get older but we could start stretching them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/has6nd/old_people_shrink_when_they_get_older_but_we/ (MyCatParts)
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Many object’s aren’t designed comfortably for left handers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/has6m5/many_objects_arent_designed_comfortably_for_left/ (lostlove892)
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You can't have no world records because when you don't have any world records you are the world record holder of having no world records.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/has4zr/you_cant_have_no_world_records_because_when_you/ (Battlecurl)
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Our mouths are very good airbenders

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/has4y7/our_mouths_are_very_good_airbenders/ (Rommlel)
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Men telling woman"your place is in the kitchen" is kinda weird, because most famous chefs are men.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/has4r2/men_telling_womanyour_place_is_in_the_kitchen_is/ (BLU_DRAGON)
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The amount of images that can be displayed in a screen of pixels is finite yet contains basically literally everything you could ever dare dream to fathom [go ahead. fathom something new. its already in the dataset]

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/has439/the_amount_of_images_that_can_be_displayed_in_a/ (cubosh)
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You might have once seen one of your online friends in real life and you would have no idea

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/has3ml/you_might_have_once_seen_one_of_your_online/ (xXDomDummXx)
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We have the ability to determine a person's approximate age with just a quick glance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/has301/we_have_the_ability_to_determine_a_persons/ (Geek_X)
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It’s more culturally acceptable to put a bullet in another man than a penis

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/has1x0/its_more_culturally_acceptable_to_put_a_bullet_in/ (Tangledtomcat)
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There may have been old people who died that never returned their library books because of their death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/has1lf/there_may_have_been_old_people_who_died_that/ (Frogadier_99)
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The Twilight Saga was really a series for those that haven't discovered Anime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/has0j7/the_twilight_saga_was_really_a_series_for_those/ (metalslimesolid)
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The point of gas stations showing you how much the previous person paid for gas is to show you how much you’ll expect to pay if you want to get around the same amount.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/harzcj/the_point_of_gas_stations_showing_you_how_much/ (RealHomieJohn)
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Two in the pink, one in the stink

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/harycz/two_in_the_pink_one_in_the_stink/ ([deleted])
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Some people are so narcissistic they expect gravity to change for their agenda

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/harx0e/some_people_are_so_narcissistic_they_expect/ (GuyRobertsBalley)
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All coffee smells good, no matter how bad it tastes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/harujw/all_coffee_smells_good_no_matter_how_bad_it_tastes/ (letsjakeonit)
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Dogs probably weren’t taught any languages, so when they bark, they are most likely just screaming at us, rather than saying stuff.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/harqyd/dogs_probably_werent_taught_any_languages_so_when/ (mini__man)
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Choosing between using "effect" and "affect" can have a real "impact" on a person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/harq5u/choosing_between_using_effect_and_affect_can_have/ (Fwoym16)
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If grades worked like School Money, a class with good students would have lots of inflation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haroii/if_grades_worked_like_school_money_a_class_with/ (D4RK_MULL3R)
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If your penis was small enough you could fuck someone’s ear

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haro8q/if_your_penis_was_small_enough_you_could_fuck/ (flamingpiggy)
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If you're fluent in Filipino, you're technically a polyglot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/harm1x/if_youre_fluent_in_filipino_youre_technically_a/ (TrickyKitten69)
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Ouija boards prove that ghosts are better spellers than most people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/harl52/ouija_boards_prove_that_ghosts_are_better/ (Bonerbeef)
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Some animals have more followers than humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/harkw5/some_animals_have_more_followers_than_humans/ (YoXya)
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Maybe Anakin killed all of the sand people due to his hatred of sand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/harktq/maybe_anakin_killed_all_of_the_sand_people_due_to/ (Huaun)
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If some secret society exists who's purpose is to control the world then it's probably centered in a culty small town somewhere in southern U.S. where they used to own slaves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/harj3l/if_some_secret_society_exists_whos_purpose_is_to/ (OhShitIDontHaveAVPN)
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The people who want to live longer also tend to sleep longer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hargfd/the_people_who_want_to_live_longer_also_tend_to/ (Hippopotamus_)
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Google uses an AI to prevent AIs from accessing websites.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/harf8h/google_uses_an_ai_to_prevent_ais_from_accessing/ (Bruh_lolo)
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The fact that you cannot track down easily whom a lost key belongs to is a blessing and a curse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hares0/the_fact_that_you_cannot_track_down_easily_whom_a/ (plan_with_stan)
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The same type of soda actually tastes much different depending on the delivery, from fountain, to aluminum can, to plastic bottle, to glass bottle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hard95/the_same_type_of_soda_actually_tastes_much/ (Jeffrey_Strange)
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Despite being a timeless masterpiece, Romeo and Juliet is technically just a cringy teen romance

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/harath/despite_being_a_timeless_masterpiece_romeo_and/ (QuiGonBinks)
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It must be tough riding a bicycle in San Francisco

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/har21h/it_must_be_tough_riding_a_bicycle_in_san_francisco/ (PygmeePony)
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There's no point going to college when you can just start an OnlyFans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hafo4x/theres_no_point_going_to_college_when_you_can/ (IAmGoingToBeSerious)
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Some guys find women's periods disgusting (the fluid byproduct of 'unsuccessful' breeding).... then they expect us to swallow theirs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hafml7/some_guys_find_womens_periods_disgusting_the/ (Obeyus)
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Poo came out brown and everybody just went with it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hafjmn/poo_came_out_brown_and_everybody_just_went_with_it/ (Gary_October)
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Somewhere in your house is a spot that you never have touched and never will touch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hafidx/somewhere_in_your_house_is_a_spot_that_you_never/ (flaminggoo)
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Every human in the world has an unwritten ranking of how many people would kill them due to physical traits that are out of their control.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hafgzx/every_human_in_the_world_has_an_unwritten_ranking/ (the-tac0-muffin)
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Tic-tacks is tactics mostly reversed and that speaks a lot about us as a society.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haff9t/tictacks_is_tactics_mostly_reversed_and_that/ (Deathbysnusnubooboo)
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A lot of rap music in the early 2000s were about creating peace and just having a good day, and creating a better future, but apparently that was all In vain

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hafcv7/a_lot_of_rap_music_in_the_early_2000s_were_about/ (comefindme1231)
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If Barry Scott brought a Cillic Bang rocket to Mars it would no longer be " The Red Planet "

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hafcg5/if_barry_scott_brought_a_cillic_bang_rocket_to/ (lorddug1)
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Wash your hair if your not bald.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hafc0l/wash_your_hair_if_your_not_bald/ (Gary_October)
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Clean your bedsheets every month

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hafau9/clean_your_bedsheets_every_month/ (Hardgebard)
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It’s less awkward to see someone wearing a two piece swimming suit than in an undergarment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haf9i8/its_less_awkward_to_see_someone_wearing_a_two/ (Cloudurious-boredom)
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In the Toy Story universe, sex dolls can move around and have feelings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haf864/in_the_toy_story_universe_sex_dolls_can_move/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Breaking Bad is ultimately just the story of how far one high school teacher will go to teach his former student chemistry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haf83g/breaking_bad_is_ultimately_just_the_story_of_how/ (beatmethefuckupbro)
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The Moon is a natural night stalker.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haf7ty/the_moon_is_a_natural_night_stalker/ (Beginnerer)
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If there's meat on the menu, people can always ask for a vegetarian alternative. If the menu is already veggie, people can't ask for meat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haf7t1/if_theres_meat_on_the_menu_people_can_always_ask/ (Daikey)
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The Gardenscapes universe seems to be just pure hell.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haf7q9/the_gardenscapes_universe_seems_to_be_just_pure/ (Freklred)
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It's crazy there are people that have great grands that were slaves or fought for the Confederates

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haf6s4/its_crazy_there_are_people_that_have_great_grands/ (PlacentaOnOnionGravy)
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Keeping secrets is a secret talent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haf6o6/keeping_secrets_is_a_secret_talent/ (moneybot13)
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Cat animals have tails

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haf5uq/cat_animals_have_tails/ (Hardgebard)
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A miracle for one person is often bad luck for someone else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haf5ew/a_miracle_for_one_person_is_often_bad_luck_for/ (Xenatona)
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Everything beautiful is interesting, but everything that is interesting isn’t always beautiful

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haf55q/everything_beautiful_is_interesting_but/ (awkwardismyname)
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If you take any Christmas carol and sing only the first verse, it sounds pretty ominous or like an alarm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haf3g1/if_you_take_any_christmas_carol_and_sing_only_the/ (salvorhardin_BE)
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Humans have a stronger emotional response to negative things than positive things. That’s why discomfort helps us grow and adapt, while pain completely changes us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haf268/humans_have_a_stronger_emotional_response_to/ (Mynameistowelie)
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"10" is such a perfect number in every aspect.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haf1wj/10_is_such_a_perfect_number_in_every_aspect/ (roronoa12)
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Even though we hear our own voices the most, it always sounds weird to listen to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haf1ub/even_though_we_hear_our_own_voices_the_most_it/ (pjypjyzzang)
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Any superpower can become horrible if you can't turn it off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haf1pa/any_superpower_can_become_horrible_if_you_cant/ (iforgothowtoexist)
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We're all too cool with the fact that everything got created from nothing, and that there's literally no ending to space

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haf14j/were_all_too_cool_with_the_fact_that_everything/ (zerotheassassin10)
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if einstein was around earlier, he would have kept galileo from being excommunicated

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haf0ye/if_einstein_was_around_earlier_he_would_have_kept/ (redditation_station)
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Like there is a sunrise and sunset, there is also a moonrise and moonset.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haf0c4/like_there_is_a_sunrise_and_sunset_there_is_also/ (lewishoodmusic)
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We hear our own voices the most but it always sounds strange to us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haf0c0/we_hear_our_own_voices_the_most_but_it_always/ (pjypjyzzang)
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"I'm just tired" is kinda like the gender neutral version of a girl saying "I'm fine" when they're not. Except the person might or might not want to talk about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haez5x/im_just_tired_is_kinda_like_the_gender_neutral/ (Apex_Hunter20)
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If flying business class isn’t an option for you, you probably can’t afford a nice car.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haevkg/if_flying_business_class_isnt_an_option_for_you/ (xT179x)
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It's possible that you're that person who log off 13 years ago and never played that game again and you left the person you played with wondering what happened to you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haeugn/its_possible_that_youre_that_person_who_log_off/ (MirrorOfDisgrace)
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Darth Vader "I am your father" is the biggest spoiler in movie history and Romeo and Juliette killing themselves is the biggest spoiler in book history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haet7y/darth_vader_i_am_your_father_is_the_biggest/ (pimplenipletoe)
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You’ll probably never ride in the backseat of your own car.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haescc/youll_probably_never_ride_in_the_backseat_of_your/ (SimpleWayfarer)
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If someone plays a mobile game while driving their game will probably crash.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haen15/if_someone_plays_a_mobile_game_while_driving/ (TriangleMan42)
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The real unpopularopinions can only be found by sorting by controversial.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haek52/the_real_unpopularopinions_can_only_be_found_by/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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There are few sensations more uncomfortable than being motionless and hot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haek2j/there_are_few_sensations_more_uncomfortable_than/ (PhoenixFlame989)
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Dancing is pretty weird if you over think it. You stand in a group of people and wave your arms and legs around in different ways.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haejns/dancing_is_pretty_weird_if_you_over_think_it_you/ (icuthroughthewindow)
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Bachelor/Bachelorette parties would make more sense right after a divorce rather that right before marriage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haej3l/bachelorbachelorette_parties_would_make_more/ (dancing_all_knight)
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Equals equals equals. That's a legitimate sentence and is true.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haeiab/equals_equals_equals_thats_a_legitimate_sentence/ (Atalkingpizzabox)
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A pencil's entire purpose is to be rubbed away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haehfp/a_pencils_entire_purpose_is_to_be_rubbed_away/ (astrangemann)
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Even if they're reheated to the same temperature, soup from a stove versus a microwave feels different

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haeh0b/even_if_theyre_reheated_to_the_same_temperature/ (Legendary_Larry)
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Wearing a mask really makes you realize how much “hearing” what someone says is actually lip reading

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haegyo/wearing_a_mask_really_makes_you_realize_how_much/ (THE_JEWISH_MONK)
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You have no chance to get of knowing whether two individuals see similar hues or not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haegc3/you_have_no_chance_to_get_of_knowing_whether_two/ (Shadii_thephantom)
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Attractive women must witness more car accidents than the average person as they’re the distraction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haefzz/attractive_women_must_witness_more_car_accidents/ (BennyCoffee)
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If you operate on "a fraction" of the budget, that fraction could technically be 3/2 or greater.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haef2f/if_you_operate_on_a_fraction_of_the_budget_that/ (oh-my-god--7970)
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The fresh prince's mother must have had something special going on in Philadelphia to not just move to bel air with her son.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haeef0/the_fresh_princes_mother_must_have_had_something/ (Hereforthefeels)
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Cinderella is a story which teaches kids it’s not about where you start in life, it’s about how pretty you are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haee88/cinderella_is_a_story_which_teaches_kids_its_not/ (TeamRui)
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Putting Mustard on your Baked Beans Creates an opportunity for Mustard Gas

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haedxm/putting_mustard_on_your_baked_beans_creates_an/ (ViciousKiwi_MoW)
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When a bee stings you you're taking its stinging virginity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haedpa/when_a_bee_stings_you_youre_taking_its_stinging/ (Homestuck_Trash413)
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Teachers spend the majority of their lives in school

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haedi2/teachers_spend_the_majority_of_their_lives_in/ (jie_rui)
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If you break everything down enough, it's artificial.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haed27/if_you_break_everything_down_enough_its_artificial/ (SSS_is_the_best)
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Dreaming is a weird thing your brain does Just to not get bored while you sleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haeai1/dreaming_is_a_weird_thing_your_brain_does_just_to/ (AuthorTheCartoonist)
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Windows 3.0 is older than the Russian Federation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haeahh/windows_30_is_older_than_the_russian_federation/ (Scratch137)
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If youre a business owner in Tulsa, now might be a great time to acknowledge Juneteenth as a holiday and close your doors this weekend

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hae9hd/if_youre_a_business_owner_in_tulsa_now_might_be_a/ (joshuab0x)
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Eating chillis is a pleasant traumatic experience.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hae8k3/eating_chillis_is_a_pleasant_traumatic_experience/ (Simpledoo)
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If water is clear then why is the ocean blue

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hae7ez/if_water_is_clear_then_why_is_the_ocean_blue/ (jakedaddy16)
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Consciousness is a malleable output that can be organized and influenced by one’s self, with discipline.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hae55e/consciousness_is_a_malleable_output_that_can_be/ (Harmon1k)
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If you ask anyone what color water is, they would answer blue, but if you give anyone a glass with blue water they would think it isn't water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hae2q5/if_you_ask_anyone_what_color_water_is_they_would/ (Thalia756)
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Future civilizations will think that Robert B. Weide was the most prolific screenwriter of his era.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hae2a0/future_civilizations_will_think_that_robert_b/ (9-BBN)
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The superposition of math and meth is mæth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hae0xl/the_superposition_of_math_and_meth_is_mæth/ (Rainmarked)
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Everyone signs up for Police Ride Alongs across the country to the point they always have a civilian with them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hae0x3/everyone_signs_up_for_police_ride_alongs_across/ (coreycorndog)
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Sparkling water taste like when your leg falls asleep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hae0d2/sparkling_water_taste_like_when_your_leg_falls/ (Drix_The_Gamer)
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It is tomorrow where you are before it is tomorrow in half of the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hadymz/it_is_tomorrow_where_you_are_before_it_is/ (Joseppy-Mong)
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It seems nobody gives a shit about the next Game of Thrones book anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hady8b/it_seems_nobody_gives_a_shit_about_the_next_game/ (donatelloisbestturtl)
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When a person wearing a mask makes eye contact with someone not wearing a mask, they both probably think the other person is an idiot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hady7x/when_a_person_wearing_a_mask_makes_eye_contact/ (WallyBear)
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Man. Little X AE A-XII Musk is going to hate his parents.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hadxdx/man_little_x_ae_axii_musk_is_going_to_hate_his/ (dar512)
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We use TBH same as NGL

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hadwk0/we_use_tbh_same_as_ngl/ ([deleted])
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The act of kissing creates a continuous connection between two distinct buttholes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hadwat/the_act_of_kissing_creates_a_continuous/ (Roxaos)
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You've never really bought nothing on sale.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hadw9b/youve_never_really_bought_nothing_on_sale/ (pwa09)
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If you’re a guy think about how many children you could have made from the amount of times you have wanked off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hadvua/if_youre_a_guy_think_about_how_many_children_you/ (Joseppy-Mong)
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When a plant grows a flower, that’s it announcing its horniess to the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hadtc3/when_a_plant_grows_a_flower_thats_it_announcing/ (ConfusedBlobfish)
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A hard hit can wake someone up. An even harder hit can put someone to sleep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hadssq/a_hard_hit_can_wake_someone_up_an_even_harder_hit/ (A_Dolphin_)
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Free shipping is often cheaper than paying an employee to ring you up..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hadsbm/free_shipping_is_often_cheaper_than_paying_an/ (chizass)
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It’s ironic how most household cats love fish but are probably too afraid of water to hunt for them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hado7y/its_ironic_how_most_household_cats_love_fish_but/ (xXTheBinaryXx)
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If a population gets low enough, it becomes impossible to be a 1%er

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hadluj/if_a_population_gets_low_enough_it_becomes/ (2020Chapter)
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10% sounds a lot more impressive than 1 in 10

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hadlkb/10_sounds_a_lot_more_impressive_than_1_in_10/ (spursjosh06)
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Fries are so much better with basically anything other than ketchup

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hadlht/fries_are_so_much_better_with_basically_anything/ (derbydannyk)
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Subprime and superprime mortgages both sound low interest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hadk5d/subprime_and_superprime_mortgages_both_sound_low/ (Usernamedel)
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Our pets have better diets than many of us do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hadj2z/our_pets_have_better_diets_than_many_of_us_do/ (UnderEztmated)
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If you love potatoes you are a potat-hoe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hadiur/if_you_love_potatoes_you_are_a_potathoe/ (YYCchatterbox)
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Everyone has a choice between a corrupt mind and a pure mind. The corrupt mind suffers, the pure mind is happy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hadi8o/everyone_has_a_choice_between_a_corrupt_mind_and/ (rakkanoth)
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It’s impossible to tell if a sock is left or right.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hadfsq/its_impossible_to_tell_if_a_sock_is_left_or_right/ (study-in-scarlet)
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Mcdonald’s puts little dents in their hot cake plate to make it easier to stab the hotcakes on the fork

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hadfo0/mcdonalds_puts_little_dents_in_their_hot_cake/ (Turndownformilk)
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Watching people with binoculars is a far less respectable hobby than watching birds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haddw4/watching_people_with_binoculars_is_a_far_less/ (jakerhamster)
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English GCSE prepares us for song analysis

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haddq5/english_gcse_prepares_us_for_song_analysis/ (elsiehxo)
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No one alive knows what a Dodo tastes like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hadcur/no_one_alive_knows_what_a_dodo_tastes_like/ (darthva)
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There could be more senses than we are aware, because it's impossible to have an understanding of a sense, if you cannot experience it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hadc2r/there_could_be_more_senses_than_we_are_aware/ (MudSnout)
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No matter how far you travel with your car, the key will travel farther

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hadbnx/no_matter_how_far_you_travel_with_your_car_the/ (and-you)
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There’s probably a bigger genetic divide between Millenials and zoomers than there is for millenials and boomers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hadbex/theres_probably_a_bigger_genetic_divide_between/ (Cookie_magician_123)
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If Wile E. Coyote stopped using acme products and used his natural wolf abilities he would have eaten the roadrunner much sooner.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hadb7s/if_wile_e_coyote_stopped_using_acme_products_and/ (lannabobanna0)
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Swallowing semen is technically cannibalism as it is sort of like millions of potential children

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hada3q/swallowing_semen_is_technically_cannibalism_as_it/ (wongdadong)
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Photo and video editing has evolved so much that if someone posted a real video capturing UFO people wouldn’t care Or believe it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/had9uo/photo_and_video_editing_has_evolved_so_much_that/ (ehT_moonchild)
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Each cat has millions of doppelgängers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/had9e1/each_cat_has_millions_of_doppelgängers/ (urbana1)
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Washroom stalls are little rooms inside a room.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/had94h/washroom_stalls_are_little_rooms_inside_a_room/ (PseudoName18)
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Someone, a complete stranger to you, at some point has considered the easiest way to murder you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/had8bh/someone_a_complete_stranger_to_you_at_some_point/ (Big-Money-Sloth)
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All the bugs we kill are probably going to go to valhalla since they died a warriors death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/had88j/all_the_bugs_we_kill_are_probably_going_to_go_to/ (DopeDox)
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“Good effort” is the nice way of saying “You suck”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/had4e0/good_effort_is_the_nice_way_of_saying_you_suck/ (musicist10)
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Being back at work can make a person realize how miserable their family makes them. Or vice versa.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/had2rw/being_back_at_work_can_make_a_person_realize_how/ (PowerAlwaysReveals)
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You can breathe automatically but only if you don't think about it, if you do think about it you will need to breathe manually.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/had1rk/you_can_breathe_automatically_but_only_if_you/ ([deleted])
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Everything has been said.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/had0bu/everything_has_been_said/ (Chuck_Findlay)
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Ice cream sandwiches would not be as popular if they were served on any normal type of bread...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/had09t/ice_cream_sandwiches_would_not_be_as_popular_if/ (HanKilledPoorGreedo)
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We always want to know wheat happens after we die but no one talks about what it’s like before we are born

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hacy9g/we_always_want_to_know_wheat_happens_after_we_die/ (Riptide047)
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If food we classify as “tasty but unhealthy” was never invented, we would have considered probably healthier options as tastier.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hacvg2/if_food_we_classify_as_tasty_but_unhealthy_was/ (OnurZ115)
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The people who designed the art on road signs are some of the most widely published artists in their respective states/countries (or however road signs are distributed)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hacunf/the_people_who_designed_the_art_on_road_signs_are/ (Clob1414)
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A generation is begining that will use a flat hand as a way to symbolize a phone instead of a shaka hand sign.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hacthy/a_generation_is_begining_that_will_use_a_flat/ (Double-0-N00b)
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There are going to be so many 'I took a picture of myself every day during lock-down' posts after lock-down is over.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hacsix/there_are_going_to_be_so_many_i_took_a_picture_of/ (notrains123)
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Fat is stored energy, but the people with the most stored energy are the least energetic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hacps1/fat_is_stored_energy_but_the_people_with_the_most/ (Apeman117)
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If you really loved a song, you’d think you wouldn’t find it repetitive and boring after rediscovering it a couple of years later.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hacphr/if_you_really_loved_a_song_youd_think_you_wouldnt/ (L8com3r)
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Parents Always Use The Word "Down", While Kids Always Use "Up"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hacoqm/parents_always_use_the_word_down_while_kids/ (QuantumRealmer)
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It's okay to piss in a pool. It's not okay to whip your stuff out and do it though.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hacla5/its_okay_to_piss_in_a_pool_its_not_okay_to_whip/ ([deleted])
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Some day, probably very soon, someone will Onlyfans their wedding-night sex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hacl6l/some_day_probably_very_soon_someone_will_onlyfans/ (Corpse_Nibbler)
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Someone has slept with the most people ever and they may not have even known it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hacjhx/someone_has_slept_with_the_most_people_ever_and/ (Whoamiacrazerson)
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From hating to loving naps and showers, we realize how the brain if a child and an adult works.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hacj5g/from_hating_to_loving_naps_and_showers_we_realize/ (alexwitwicky)
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One thing better than rediscovering a song you used to love after years is remembering all the lyrics.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haciy9/one_thing_better_than_rediscovering_a_song_you/ (Pablo_Fablo)
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If you spun on a chair at 1,722 mph (2771.29 Kph ) you would rip your arms off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hachao/if_you_spun_on_a_chair_at_1722_mph_277129_kph_you/ (ThatMemingGem347)
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A dreamed job is not one you love to do but one you don’t mind to do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hacfoc/a_dreamed_job_is_not_one_you_love_to_do_but_one/ (brymerst)
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If Red Bull’s slogan was true would a bird grow more wings or just bigger wings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haccez/if_red_bulls_slogan_was_true_would_a_bird_grow/ (JRals06)
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Assignments teachers tell you to have fun in are guaranteed to not be fun at all

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hacbhk/assignments_teachers_tell_you_to_have_fun_in_are/ (tangledEarbuds56)
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The outermost “paper” part of an onion is exactly the same as the inner parts, just extremely dehydrated.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hacbf3/the_outermost_paper_part_of_an_onion_is_exactly/ (ESCALATING_ESCALATES)
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Rapunzel probably has really long pubic hair.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hac9te/rapunzel_probably_has_really_long_pubic_hair/ (Darthvaderade420)
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You probably don't know more that a hundred people personally.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hac74x/you_probably_dont_know_more_that_a_hundred_people/ (Darthvaderade420)
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Sunglasses that correct colorblindness ironically make the world a brighter place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hac6us/sunglasses_that_correct_colorblindness_ironically/ (AFKOIC)
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If something has a 60 percent chance of happening on a certain day, it's actually more likely that it will happen on the day before or the day after

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hac2ps/if_something_has_a_60_percent_chance_of_happening/ (stewedraccoon)
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All male dogs are sons of bitches

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hac1ci/all_male_dogs_are_sons_of_bitches/ (the_m33m3r)
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Paper has six sides.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hac10v/paper_has_six_sides/ (uniqueforce)
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Just realized that hatrick is hat-trick.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/habzw6/just_realized_that_hatrick_is_hattrick/ (messedboy)
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Philosophy is lube for mental masturbators.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/habyj4/philosophy_is_lube_for_mental_masturbators/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Rockets are a thousand ton metal tube filled with diesel, powered by turbine driven diesel combustors and fly straight into space burning tons of the stuff per second. They are real life dieselpunk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/habxxu/rockets_are_a_thousand_ton_metal_tube_filled_with/ (rockets-make-toast)
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In the SW films; the last prequel, OT, and sequel films have the first letter R in there title

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/habxer/in_the_sw_films_the_last_prequel_ot_and_sequel/ (RinkMania)
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Car listing's from dealers are always worse than private listings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/habwo4/car_listings_from_dealers_are_always_worse_than/ (dariabestfucker)
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You are not afraid of being alone in the dark, you are afraid of the opposite

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/habtyn/you_are_not_afraid_of_being_alone_in_the_dark_you/ (1llBeDead)
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When OJ watches "How to Get Away With Murder", he probably yells at the TV telling them all the shit they're doing wrong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/habqrc/when_oj_watches_how_to_get_away_with_murder_he/ (ancient_addict)
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When you remove a corner from a piece of paper, it gains a corner

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/habp5f/when_you_remove_a_corner_from_a_piece_of_paper_it/ (Yendor12)
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Most people have probably never seen the full lifespan of a scab without picking it off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/habnzt/most_people_have_probably_never_seen_the_full/ ([deleted])
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You couldn't have a whole people escape by parting the Red Sea anymore, without causing the loss of billions worth of sea freight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/habn8e/you_couldnt_have_a_whole_people_escape_by_parting/ (MinFootspace)
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You can't achieve perfection in life, but you can surround yourself by people who balance out your flaws.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/habljq/you_cant_achieve_perfection_in_life_but_you_can/ (jlmckelvey91)
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There are infinite numbers between 0 and 1. There are also infinite numbers between 0 and 2.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/habktz/there_are_infinite_numbers_between_0_and_1_there/ (TheRedditJedi)
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Starting a billion dollar business in your garage probably sounded a lot more impressive back in the day when normal people could afford a house with a garage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/habkph/starting_a_billion_dollar_business_in_your_garage/ (takaperoinen-miete)
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Everything you do has been waiting to happen all your life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/habihq/everything_you_do_has_been_waiting_to_happen_all/ (XGMCLOLCrazE)
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Pointing out the existence of a Blue Monday makes people happier by explaining why they are sad

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/habhol/pointing_out_the_existence_of_a_blue_monday_makes/ (tommasogalimbertii)
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Plants can feel pain and when we trim it, it’s actually screaming in a language that we can’t hear

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/habhnp/plants_can_feel_pain_and_when_we_trim_it_its/ (Benji-the-bat)
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Rude people think they are the good guys, because kind people don’t give them feedback at all and other rude people do it aggressively, picking up a fight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/habgyw/rude_people_think_they_are_the_good_guys_because/ (Lum1nar)
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The saddest game known to man has to be solo Russian Roulette.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/habfkd/the_saddest_game_known_to_man_has_to_be_solo/ (JugularWhale)
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Due to minute neuro signal-processing differences, some people see the present before others

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/habb7s/due_to_minute_neuro_signalprocessing_differences/ (DAT_DROP)
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In the age of free and near unlimited porn, it's hard to imagine how limited avenues for jacking off were before the invention of the printing press

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hab9v1/in_the_age_of_free_and_near_unlimited_porn_its/ (Gustavus666)
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When a girl says, "I'm not like the other girls," she is instantly like the other girls.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hab9cs/when_a_girl_says_im_not_like_the_other_girls_she/ (bOnkBonK_)
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Hans Cristian Andersen...Hans, Christoph, Anna, Sven.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hab7mj/hans_cristian_andersenhans_christoph_anna_sven/ (Lizzie_Demon)
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On average you sleep for 20 years throughout your entire life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hab6wc/on_average_you_sleep_for_20_years_throughout_your/ (XGMCLOLCrazE)
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Kia Soul’s are the new PT Cruiser.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hab4pw/kia_souls_are_the_new_pt_cruiser/ (0Cool_)
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From a house’s perspective, refrigerators are heaters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hab47j/from_a_houses_perspective_refrigerators_are/ (publicminister1)
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From a house’s perspective, refrigerators is a heaters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hab2ig/from_a_houses_perspective_refrigerators_is_a/ ([deleted])
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Our brains can remember that we forgot something but can't remember what the thing was.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hab1st/our_brains_can_remember_that_we_forgot_something/ (NibyAhamed)
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If w‌‌e a‌‌ll a‌‌gree t‌‌o m‌‌ake a‌‌ f‌‌ew s‌‌econd p‌‌ause b‌‌efore r‌‌esponding t‌‌o s‌‌omeone, w‌‌e'd s‌‌ound w‌‌ay m‌‌ore i‌‌ntelligent. N‌‌ot m‌‌entioning a‌‌ll t‌‌he c‌‌onflicts w‌‌e c‌‌ould a‌‌void.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hab0y5/if_we_all_agree_to_make_a_few_second_pause_before/ (vpetrychuk)
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You're either very bad or something very sad happened if a law is named after you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hab0y2/youre_either_very_bad_or_something_very_sad/ (X-Warlord)
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The fact that the uncanny valley exists is existentially terrifying

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/hab0ey/the_fact_that_the_uncanny_valley_exists_is/ (LaoSh)
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There is an exact number of how many steps you have taken, how many times you took a piss, took a dump, showered, wanked off, etc in your entire life, and never will you ever know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haazho/there_is_an_exact_number_of_how_many_steps_you/ (Euroclear187)
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Since light’s travel is not instant, everything you see is in the past

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haaxjq/since_lights_travel_is_not_instant_everything_you/ (WarThunderMadness)
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Printers have a great artistic skill but needs ideas and creativity from humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haaw5x/printers_have_a_great_artistic_skill_but_needs/ (Wg360)
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An exercise feels long no matter how long you do it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haavlf/an_exercise_feels_long_no_matter_how_long_you_do/ (JH_1818)
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Animals do not have the option to smoke or drink during stress

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haauib/animals_do_not_have_the_option_to_smoke_or_drink/ (Wg360)
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Instead of focusing on what could happen and thus trigger anxiety, it is better to think about how to prepare for that situation if it were to occur, thus making you feel more prepared and less anxious about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haatpq/instead_of_focusing_on_what_could_happen_and_thus/ (Karoner)
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Sex dolls are alive in the toy story universe..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haatfu/sex_dolls_are_alive_in_the_toy_story_universe/ (ValhallasRevenge)
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A wife might have never seen her husband's penis while it is flaccid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haaseg/a_wife_might_have_never_seen_her_husbands_penis/ (Pineappleman252)
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If a cure for alzheimers was discovered, it would literally be food for thought for the patients.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haarx8/if_a_cure_for_alzheimers_was_discovered_it_would/ ([deleted])
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OK is read as an acronym even though it isn’t one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haar80/ok_is_read_as_an_acronym_even_though_it_isnt_one/ (Radikost)
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We get on buses but get in cars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haaqdh/we_get_on_buses_but_get_in_cars/ (A-Bit-Of-Everything)
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If we'd all be granted eternal life, the meaning of the word "consequences" would shift quite a bit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haapgx/if_wed_all_be_granted_eternal_life_the_meaning_of/ (MinFootspace)
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If we all die and our skeletons get compressed in the ground into oil and coal and the next dominant race of Earth figures out oil drilling, our dead bodies could be used as a source of energy generation, much like we did with dinosaurs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haaohl/if_we_all_die_and_our_skeletons_get_compressed_in/ (ExplosivePusheen)
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Humans from the hottest climates have the thickest coarsest hair, while humans from the coldest climates have the finest, thinnest hair.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haan75/humans_from_the_hottest_climates_have_the/ (CatTendies)
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There is nothing as communistic as Open Source Software ecosystem.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haamjp/there_is_nothing_as_communistic_as_open_source/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Challenges like the Tide Pod challenge is the closest thing humans have to natural selection.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haalzc/challenges_like_the_tide_pod_challenge_is_the/ (dankpenguin69)
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If you blend soup, it becomes a smoothie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haal3b/if_you_blend_soup_it_becomes_a_smoothie/ (fancy_pants8652)
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Whoever said “sleeping like a baby” didn’t know babies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haai1v/whoever_said_sleeping_like_a_baby_didnt_know/ (luke3389)
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One of the easiest ways to fame is to murder

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haah3z/one_of_the_easiest_ways_to_fame_is_to_murder/ (Applied_Mathematics)
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Growing up in India has taught us to not pay for software.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haagox/growing_up_in_india_has_taught_us_to_not_pay_for/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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There are people who pay for installing windows! :O

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haaf77/there_are_people_who_pay_for_installing_windows_o/ ([deleted])
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The purpose of life is death, yet we don’t know the purpose of death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haacz2/the_purpose_of_life_is_death_yet_we_dont_know_the/ (ThaMonkayMan)
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When you have back pain, sneezing suddenly becomes the scariest thing you can do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haaamc/when_you_have_back_pain_sneezing_suddenly_becomes/ (HobbesCandie)
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When you buy something half price, you're paying for it with the money you saved.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haa9ha/when_you_buy_something_half_price_youre_paying/ (Imbuedartox)
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There i‌‌s a‌‌ p‌‌roblem f‌‌or e‌‌very s‌‌olution

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haa91d/there_is_a_problem_for_every_solution/ (vpetrychuk)
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No one sees your personal victories

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haa80e/no_one_sees_your_personal_victories/ (comments-4fun)
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Mufasa and his pride were the Bourgeoisie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haa22p/mufasa_and_his_pride_were_the_bourgeoisie/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Using marijuana to treat agoraphobia would have a null effect. You'd no longer be afraid to leave your house, but you'd never feel like leaving the basement couch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haa1bv/using_marijuana_to_treat_agoraphobia_would_have_a/ (aegis41)
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Free video games aren't actually free because you still have to buy the device to play them on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haa12k/free_video_games_arent_actually_free_because_you/ (thebaddudekiller)
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"Hand to hand" combat is rarely ever hand to hand. Thumb Wars is a true form of hand to hand combat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haa0uv/hand_to_hand_combat_is_rarely_ever_hand_to_hand/ (4888)
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Yellow M&M has a deeper voice because of his nuts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/haa0df/yellow_mm_has_a_deeper_voice_because_of_his_nuts/ (Memoruiz7)
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You’ve never actually heard elevator music in elevators

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha9zxb/youve_never_actually_heard_elevator_music_in/ (CallMeBlitz3)
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We always assume that we wash our clothes after we worn them. But we actually wash our clothes before wearing, so they smell nice and feel soft

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha9zev/we_always_assume_that_we_wash_our_clothes_after/ (Dunkinfye)
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The world could stop making coffee mugs, and there probably wouldn’t be a shortage for many years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha9wzc/the_world_could_stop_making_coffee_mugs_and_there/ (gravydavid)
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People don't fight for what they believe in because they want to. They fight because they are forced to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha9ton/people_dont_fight_for_what_they_believe_in/ (MultiRichHyenaz)
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Sometimes we ask "How are you?" because we wanna be asked back the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha9rzk/sometimes_we_ask_how_are_you_because_we_wanna_be/ (hillenium)
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If the internet went out worldwide, people would have nowhere to complain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha9qp8/if_the_internet_went_out_worldwide_people_would/ (KevinDaCube)
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Dogs can't tell you if they have a headache.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha9q7z/dogs_cant_tell_you_if_they_have_a_headache/ (A_Knights_Tail)
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There is a problem for every solution

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha9p8h/there_is_a_problem_for_every_solution/ ([deleted])
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The friendly animals in our childhood stories lived in anarcho-communistic animal-societies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha9ou0/the_friendly_animals_in_our_childhood_stories/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Scandinavian people only need to listen to a few podcasts in the other Scandinavian languages to understand it without a problem.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha9ofv/scandinavian_people_only_need_to_listen_to_a_few/ (not_called_bob)
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The Sims is the original reality tv

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha9nnl/the_sims_is_the_original_reality_tv/ ([deleted])
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If cardboard boxes were capable of thinking, they would have the same reactions to box cutters as humans to bone saws.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha9lyt/if_cardboard_boxes_were_capable_of_thinking_they/ (The_Magical_Spoon52)
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People give money to have people tell them things that they already believe in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha9lob/people_give_money_to_have_people_tell_them_things/ (CR500r)
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It's ironic how Mensa members are of high intelligence but also these people pay $70 a year for "the right" to see friends.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha9jwi/its_ironic_how_mensa_members_are_of_high/ (GorillaS0up)
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There’s as many even numbers as there are whole numbers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha9jif/theres_as_many_even_numbers_as_there_are_whole/ (Imjevon)
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Not being able to pronounce a word is so strange. Usually it’s just the inability to move your mouth the way you know you have to!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha9i4w/not_being_able_to_pronounce_a_word_is_so_strange/ (Annarose44)
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Gaara was the true king of Pocket Sand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha99tn/gaara_was_the_true_king_of_pocket_sand/ (SyntheticCotton)
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When you get held at gun point for money, your free trial of living is over

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha99pg/when_you_get_held_at_gun_point_for_money_your/ (HeySeanyPark)
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For the average person there's no real reason to be able to touch your toes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha99hu/for_the_average_person_theres_no_real_reason_to/ (Ageless_Irony)
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Your brain processes what your eyes see and what your ears hear, so we are living with a small delay between something happening, and us actually seeing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha996o/your_brain_processes_what_your_eyes_see_and_what/ (dasootymac68)
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People who are already getting depressed over Billie Eilish songs clearly have never seen neon genesis evangelion

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha9828/people_who_are_already_getting_depressed_over/ (Aster_the_genocider)
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There must have been a lot of waiting for people before clocks were made

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha97y0/there_must_have_been_a_lot_of_waiting_for_people/ (Captain-Ketamine)
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The biggest mistake was making the spelling of Bourgeoisie too complicated.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha96iv/the_biggest_mistake_was_making_the_spelling_of/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Saying “grow some balls” or “you’ve got balls for doing that” makes no sense because balls are actually very sensitive and weak.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha95xf/saying_grow_some_balls_or_youve_got_balls_for/ (AlrightRealNice)
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Saying “grow some balls” or “you’ve got balls for doing that” makes no sense because balls are actually very sensitive and weak.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha95wl/saying_grow_some_balls_or_youve_got_balls_for/ (AlrightRealNice)
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Someone has your dream job and hates going to work every day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha95p0/someone_has_your_dream_job_and_hates_going_to/ (BoxOfChocolateWF)
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It’s interesting that we use foods to describe how something is, like that car was sandwiched.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha94cf/its_interesting_that_we_use_foods_to_describe_how/ (Mahagoney-locket)
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Officially being an adult is understanding why your parents didn't want you to get a(nother) dog or cat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha92cn/officially_being_an_adult_is_understanding_why/ (Spajnasty)
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To make your SO feel special, first you have to make yourself feel special.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha9230/to_make_your_so_feel_special_first_you_have_to/ (shortroundshotaro)
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If inventors didn’t use Latin/Greek naming conventions, we’d be calling friends on a distantspeak, riding a tworoller and driving a selfmove.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha91a1/if_inventors_didnt_use_latingreek_naming/ (intdev)
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Spaghetti is one of the only foods that can be reheated in the microwave and not taste like soggy muck

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha8xt2/spaghetti_is_one_of_the_only_foods_that_can_be/ (GryphonKingBros)
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Most of the thoughts posted here weren’t thought while having a shower

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha8xq0/most_of_the_thoughts_posted_here_werent_thought/ (CastiGFX)
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The weirdest part of a musical triplet is that the word triplet is often be used in an example of a triplet, despite technically only having two syllables

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha8xkz/the_weirdest_part_of_a_musical_triplet_is_that/ (Matthew106)
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Mosquitoe stings must've really hurt before they evolved to be numbing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha8xdi/mosquitoe_stings_mustve_really_hurt_before_they/ (Dope-Guy09)
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If more marriages were successful then maybe the “Step” craze in porn wouldn’t have been so prevalent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha8x5k/if_more_marriages_were_successful_then_maybe_the/ (Galaxey)
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You can never really "live in a moment" because it takes 13 milliseconds for your brain to process an image soo every thing you experience is a memory of something that already happenend

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha8x1d/you_can_never_really_live_in_a_moment_because_it/ (Ageless_Irony)
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It's almost adorable when a kid tries to roast a man close to 30

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha8vra/its_almost_adorable_when_a_kid_tries_to_roast_a/ (rynoboy1993)
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The bellybutton is a deactivate mouth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha8ucn/the_bellybutton_is_a_deactivate_mouth/ (childrenofkorlis)
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There is a shade of gray that’s opposite is itself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha8t6c/there_is_a_shade_of_gray_thats_opposite_is_itself/ (Nikovillain)
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Since everyone talks about their "little corner of the internet", a map of the Internet would look like a many-sided star.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha8s0k/since_everyone_talks_about_their_little_corner_of/ (lulufanatic1)
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It makes more sense to suck the heat out of your soup than blow it out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha8rm3/it_makes_more_sense_to_suck_the_heat_out_of_your/ (i_dont_wanna24)
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Comparing the smallest atom to the scale of the universe, we are relatively the exact same size as an amoeba.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha8q9h/comparing_the_smallest_atom_to_the_scale_of_the/ (coneydog420)
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Wedding vows are probably the most commonly "broken" promise

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha8pgj/wedding_vows_are_probably_the_most_commonly/ (bmc5063)
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There are hundreds of companies whose entire mission statement is to make shitty products for very cheap.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha8os5/there_are_hundreds_of_companies_whose_entire/ (RockLeePower)
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Bring sub-par at golf is actually a good thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha8ods/bring_subpar_at_golf_is_actually_a_good_thing/ (HASHTAGBUTTCHUG)
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Technically speaking, umbilical cords are food for thought.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha8oa6/technically_speaking_umbilical_cords_are_food_for/ (UltimaterializerX)
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Finally, the PS5 is revealed so the price of the PS4 will go down so getting the PS3 seems affordable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha8nkw/finally_the_ps5_is_revealed_so_the_price_of_the/ (ProximaCentauris)
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Only a handful of people will ever be the world’s oldest living person but everyone was the world’s youngest living person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha8mde/only_a_handful_of_people_will_ever_be_the_worlds/ (AHomerMD)
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When you put ice in water, the ice doesn't make the water cool, the water makes the ice warm

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha8lyo/when_you_put_ice_in_water_the_ice_doesnt_make_the/ (theegasman)
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Siblings are representations of how different you could have came out and what of a difference different sperms make

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha8l56/siblings_are_representations_of_how_different_you/ (ElonTheRocketEngine)
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Pewdiepie has probably yelled one of his catchphrases during sex

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha8kx8/pewdiepie_has_probably_yelled_one_of_his/ (Pingo1512)
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We’ve all collectively gotten a lot better at reading expressions from the eyes up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha8jcy/weve_all_collectively_gotten_a_lot_better_at/ (ShiningRedDwarf)
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The height of the tallest man in the world was once equal to your height.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha8j36/the_height_of_the_tallest_man_in_the_world_was/ (00Vishal007)
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Being already halfway through a year isn't a bad thing anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha8iyg/being_already_halfway_through_a_year_isnt_a_bad/ (PoppyPlays)
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Playing ‘power-hour’ with Techno music would just be listening to an hour long set.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha8ipw/playing_powerhour_with_techno_music_would_just_be/ (MichiganMoose)
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Most people that are “living the dream” are not aware of it and therefore are not living the dream.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha8hy1/most_people_that_are_living_the_dream_are_not/ (tgs0376)
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We only highlight sarcasm when we assume we are surrounded by idiots.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha8gep/we_only_highlight_sarcasm_when_we_assume_we_are/ (JudasMcGreedy)
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The 4 elements are the 4 states of matter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha8fwx/the_4_elements_are_the_4_states_of_matter/ (ramon111111)
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We probably miss out on a lot of amazing movies just because of their low rating/reviews.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha8fv7/we_probably_miss_out_on_a_lot_of_amazing_movies/ (jellycustard671)
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A burger without meat is considered healthy , while a burger with meat is considered junk food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha8flc/a_burger_without_meat_is_considered_healthy_while/ ([deleted])
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Life is a FFA game and your ID number is your gamer tag.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha8f7x/life_is_a_ffa_game_and_your_id_number_is_your/ (famous_bread)
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A graveyard is technically a residential area

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha8f56/a_graveyard_is_technically_a_residential_area/ (M_F_B_00003)
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If you had lost an older sibling when young and grow past the age they died, it could feel closer to losing a younger sibling instead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha8e3i/if_you_had_lost_an_older_sibling_when_young_and/ ([deleted])
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If you load save files you travel through timelines until you are in the one in which you will succeed your quest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha8dar/if_you_load_save_files_you_travel_through/ (Ascawran)
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The question "Where are you?" was probably not asked very often before cellphones were invented.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha8cno/the_question_where_are_you_was_probably_not_asked/ (RedViperMartell94)
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Being taken under someones wing in the literal sense would feel very comforting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha8c9o/being_taken_under_someones_wing_in_the_literal/ (Caleborg)
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The higher you go in education, the less they are teaching you and the more you are teaching yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha8be5/the_higher_you_go_in_education_the_less_they_are/ (Gabbyy007)
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Falling asleep is traveling to the future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha89nq/falling_asleep_is_traveling_to_the_future/ (-smashbros-)
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When some people look at food, they get hungry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha89dd/when_some_people_look_at_food_they_get_hungry/ (flamegear)
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Acourding to quantum theory, we are all just vibrations in the fabric of spacetime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha88y8/acourding_to_quantum_theory_we_are_all_just/ (Flyingsquirrel68)
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All products that aren't in production anymore are technically limited edition.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha888q/all_products_that_arent_in_production_anymore_are/ (InternetJury)
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If you go far back enough, everything is made from scratch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha87na/if_you_go_far_back_enough_everything_is_made_from/ (JesseWegenast)
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People we used to label as entitled are now Karen’s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha82ta/people_we_used_to_label_as_entitled_are_now_karens/ (KugelBlitzSparks)
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The difference between a minor injury and a serious one is whether or not you hope someone is around.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha82sq/the_difference_between_a_minor_injury_and_a/ ([deleted])
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Black Friday is going to be a shit show.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha82hq/black_friday_is_going_to_be_a_shit_show/ (Ewild0)
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Mozzarella is the vanilla of cheese.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha8249/mozzarella_is_the_vanilla_of_cheese/ (fallingoffchairs)
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If you water water it grows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha814s/if_you_water_water_it_grows/ (LeBoopisBoye)
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A video of real magic can go viral and we’ll all assume it’s just good video editing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha80xc/a_video_of_real_magic_can_go_viral_and_well_all/ (Nightttfury)
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You will never hear someone they are not self aware without irony.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha80u9/you_will_never_hear_someone_they_are_not_self/ (DarkMaGaldric)
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The person who named Bigfoot probably wasn't known for their imagination.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha7vlm/the_person_who_named_bigfoot_probably_wasnt_known/ (smokeymctokerson)
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Jenga and Tetris are opposite games.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha7uqp/jenga_and_tetris_are_opposite_games/ (RandomRavenclaw87)
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If temperature didn't exist, we would never imagine it is a possibility.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha7upt/if_temperature_didnt_exist_we_would_never_imagine/ ([deleted])
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The kill death ratio of a bee is either 0 or 1

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha7uhi/the_kill_death_ratio_of_a_bee_is_either_0_or_1/ (3pic_Person)
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If you ever needed to, you can stick two people with the same blood type together.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha7tf9/if_you_ever_needed_to_you_can_stick_two_people/ (Bandit263)
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The one thing humans are consistently good at is killing each other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha7r1n/the_one_thing_humans_are_consistently_good_at_is/ (SerMercutio)
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The only thing the cheeks on your face have in common with your butt cheeks is that they both have a hole in the middle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha7pru/the_only_thing_the_cheeks_on_your_face_have_in/ (smokeymctokerson)
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We've collectively decided that you don't have to punctuate your last sentence when typing online

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha7o65/weve_collectively_decided_that_you_dont_have_to/ (AtlasClone)
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When we hear city ambience in video games its relaxing and immersive, but in real life its annoying and loud.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha7nj9/when_we_hear_city_ambience_in_video_games_its/ (Kapt-Kaos)
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Anyone that mentions their breakup is almost always the mistreated or abused one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha7mbe/anyone_that_mentions_their_breakup_is_almost/ (E84)
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People waste their lives searching for the truth only to find more questions than answers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha7krq/people_waste_their_lives_searching_for_the_truth/ (Darkshadow1819)
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If skateboards had a handle, a lot more people would use skateboards

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha7jep/if_skateboards_had_a_handle_a_lot_more_people/ (icarrdo)
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Some people have a better life on social media than they do in the real world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha7j6c/some_people_have_a_better_life_on_social_media/ (Darkshadow1819)
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You learn the most about a person when they react to things not going their way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha7ih3/you_learn_the_most_about_a_person_when_they_react/ (CarlyRaesThighs)
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If actor-animals of big productions knew their value, they probably wouldn't care.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha7i9t/if_actoranimals_of_big_productions_knew_their/ (MCUltraRetarded)
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Lance Armstrong's cameo in DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story is even funnier for the movie after he got busted for steroid use

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha7glo/lance_armstrongs_cameo_in_dodgeball_a_true/ (Skluff)
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In fun.’s “We Are Young” the scar the guy at the bar is asking about is a scar the singer gave to his lover.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha7fcf/in_funs_we_are_young_the_scar_the_guy_at_the_bar/ (hygrangea)
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Casinos all closed so the addicts went to the stock market.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha7f6w/casinos_all_closed_so_the_addicts_went_to_the/ (ReduceHyperlinks)
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Everyone older than you thinks you’re young and everyone younger than you thinks you’re old

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha7doz/everyone_older_than_you_thinks_youre_young_and/ (fishcrow)
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Being the youngest person on earth is the easiest world record to break but becoming the oldest is the hardest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha7dea/being_the_youngest_person_on_earth_is_the_easiest/ (bigtiddiesgothgg)
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Life feels faster as you get older because you don’t have school years compartmentalizing your life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha7d9p/life_feels_faster_as_you_get_older_because_you/ (JaththeGod)
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If Fortnight did not exist we would not be getting these free games through these times

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha7d4o/if_fortnight_did_not_exist_we_would_not_be/ (Papazotic)
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Romcoms charmingly justify women being disloyal to their partner because they are with a jerk but also generalize men being disloyal because they are jerks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha7bph/romcoms_charmingly_justify_women_being_disloyal/ (bobbarker-jab)
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Mask holders join cup holders as standard car equipment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha7b7v/mask_holders_join_cup_holders_as_standard_car/ (shortroundshotaro)
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Celebrities are probably loving being able to cover their faces in public without drawing attention.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha7ahv/celebrities_are_probably_loving_being_able_to/ (TueuEnSerie)
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Sex clips would look the same after being reversed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha79ru/sex_clips_would_look_the_same_after_being_reversed/ ([deleted])
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your life expectancy shown as ‘battery life remaining’ is frightening but also motivating

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha79j9/your_life_expectancy_shown_as_battery_life/ (Itscooo)
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There is a significant difference between being IN good shape and simply HAVING a good shape.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha78g5/there_is_a_significant_difference_between_being/ (sabertoothbunni)
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A pig without 3.14 is 9.8

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha77tj/a_pig_without_314_is_98/ (abdozoza357)
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When a car in the Cars movie changes its tires, they change his legs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha77j6/when_a_car_in_the_cars_movie_changes_its_tires/ (MariusPyrexYT)
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Cold food feels gross to touch but warm food feels fine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha77eb/cold_food_feels_gross_to_touch_but_warm_food/ (kippycaps)
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You've probably been really close to a snake and didn't realize it at least once in your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha72v8/youve_probably_been_really_close_to_a_snake_and/ (funnyonlinename)
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Somebody out there has probably held the world record for the loudest noises during sex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha72pj/somebody_out_there_has_probably_held_the_world/ (Bandit263)
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When you're young parents freak out about how old you are but after you're 21 they freak out about how old they are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha72hi/when_youre_young_parents_freak_out_about_how_old/ (-Z00MER-)
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A body positive stripper could be the ultimate test of confidence being sexy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha726t/a_body_positive_stripper_could_be_the_ultimate/ (strythicus)
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Your house could explode so easily

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha6yk3/your_house_could_explode_so_easily/ (Xiege)
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Every work day is "Bring your penis to work day"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha6ydp/every_work_day_is_bring_your_penis_to_work_day/ (Qayden)
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There’s a possibility that 4D beings masturbate to us like we do to 2D porn

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha6y1d/theres_a_possibility_that_4d_beings_masturbate_to/ (StillIlliterate)
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Glasses culture is cleaning your glasses and always being surprised about how clearly you can see

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha6xwi/glasses_culture_is_cleaning_your_glasses_and/ (sowad123)
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Asking for ethnicity on job applications is pointless and cannot fathom why it matters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha6xty/asking_for_ethnicity_on_job_applications_is/ (PoiSINNEDsoul73)
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There was a theory that ugly people would continue hiding their faces behind the masks even when they aren't mandatory but apparently everyone is beautiful.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha6x4d/there_was_a_theory_that_ugly_people_would/ (vpetrychuk)
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Whales probably think submarines are a very weird whale subspecies that suck at communicating.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha6uoh/whales_probably_think_submarines_are_a_very_weird/ (Oompacloner)
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The only reason that people are so obsessed with not being a virgin is because only virgins can be sacrificed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha6u7s/the_only_reason_that_people_are_so_obsessed_with/ (Duytune)
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XL is smaller than L for Roman Numerals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha6twj/xl_is_smaller_than_l_for_roman_numerals/ (DaDeltaDrum)
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In movie scenes where two or more horse-riders are having an all out battle, the horses are probably really happy to be running next to another horse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha6s2p/in_movie_scenes_where_two_or_more_horseriders_are/ (Mosesjr4554)
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If you watch Hell's Kitchen backwards, it's about Gordon Ramsay taking a master chef's restaurant and every week bringing in a worse cook to compete for it. Before deciding nobody deserves it and taking it for himself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha6p5c/if_you_watch_hells_kitchen_backwards_its_about/ (A_Knights_Tail)
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Everyone thinks if you cloned yourself it would look exactly the same, when it reality it probably wouldn't be the same age as you, so it would look different.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha6kpi/everyone_thinks_if_you_cloned_yourself_it_would/ (JackJEDDWI)
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if humans were able to see the infrared spectrum instead of the visible light spectrum hot parts will appear blue while cold parts will appear red

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha6kgi/if_humans_were_able_to_see_the_infrared_spectrum/ ([deleted])
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jason momoa is the chris hemsworth of dc

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha6k8p/jason_momoa_is_the_chris_hemsworth_of_dc/ (skalstorm711)
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An avalanche is the same as a dam breaking

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha6jn5/an_avalanche_is_the_same_as_a_dam_breaking/ (PhilthyPhatty)
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Vegans don’t eat honey even though extracting it doesn’t harm the bees at all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha6jk2/vegans_dont_eat_honey_even_though_extracting_it/ (dankpenguin69)
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The most social beings on the planet do the most unsocial work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha6h0u/the_most_social_beings_on_the_planet_do_the_most/ (hey_yaaa)
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Most people’s picture is likely on google or Apple Maps but you’ll probably never find yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha6gm1/most_peoples_picture_is_likely_on_google_or_apple/ (Gt4o2007)
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Fighting against dust mites is a lot like fighting against ghosts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha6g2t/fighting_against_dust_mites_is_a_lot_like/ (ltsiros)
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If a person in your family, class or any group you're familiar with is crying or in distress and you get turned away by others for trying to ask what's wrong and trying to help, that ultimately proves you're not that close to that person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha6cd3/if_a_person_in_your_family_class_or_any_group/ (Atalkingpizzabox)
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Like you're having company over to your house, sometimes you need to treat your body the same way before a hot date

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha6c31/like_youre_having_company_over_to_your_house/ ([deleted])
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The internet is littered with potentially millions of abandoned accounts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha6awj/the_internet_is_littered_with_potentially/ (therubbabandman)
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Smelling nice and looking presentable is more important than actual personal hygiene.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha6aed/smelling_nice_and_looking_presentable_is_more/ (1308lee)
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We wrestle our lawns and gardens to our uniformed preferences, then take trips to the woods to marvel at how beautiful the natural world is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha6ad7/we_wrestle_our_lawns_and_gardens_to_our_uniformed/ (4ninawells)
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We don't approve of young people watching porn because it creates unrealistic expectations about relationships, but everyone seems just fine with portrayals of love at first sight and eternal, magical romance where couples never fight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha68x6/we_dont_approve_of_young_people_watching_porn/ (AMeanCow)
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People think that life is the opposite of death but really it’s birth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha68rp/people_think_that_life_is_the_opposite_of_death/ (FuriousFlameDude)
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Vegans can't wear wigs made from human hair

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha68f0/vegans_cant_wear_wigs_made_from_human_hair/ (shallywally)
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At some point in your life, the fear of a hangover begins to outweigh the joys of drinking

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha66lz/at_some_point_in_your_life_the_fear_of_a_hangover/ (bobloblawslawbloggs)
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Dentists must have some great conversational skills

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha65su/dentists_must_have_some_great_conversational/ (TheScout68)
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Your KDR in real life will always be a whole number.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha64ew/your_kdr_in_real_life_will_always_be_a_whole/ (Vic_is_awesome1)
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We are stronger than any single character in fiction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha649l/we_are_stronger_than_any_single_character_in/ (ThanosZeMadTitan)
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It’s not stealing if you put an extra bike lock on a strangers bike.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha61hp/its_not_stealing_if_you_put_an_extra_bike_lock_on/ (Kingcrab9)
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In anime, little boys sound like grown up girls and little girls sound like little boys

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha616e/in_anime_little_boys_sound_like_grown_up_girls/ (Raypants1203)
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When you get news of a loved one in an accident or something and you ask either "Are they alive?" of "Are they dead?" tells a lot about how you view the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha60fg/when_you_get_news_of_a_loved_one_in_an_accident/ (sensei6375)
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Daddy issues is an insult to women despite being the result of men failing as fathers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha5xxa/daddy_issues_is_an_insult_to_women_despite_being/ (YYCchatterbox)
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Characters in video games are always so productive, because they HAVE to finish a certain list of task before they can move on with their lives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha5xda/characters_in_video_games_are_always_so/ (rpizzzzle)
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Majority of people have no idea and did not ask why "Im not a robot?" Captcha sometimes just automatically proceed after checking the box.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha5w7f/majority_of_people_have_no_idea_and_did_not_ask/ (Patrickynewt)
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It’s probably a really good thing for our society that crime shows portray investigations inaccurately.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha5vyd/its_probably_a_really_good_thing_for_our_society/ (elatedplum)
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Welcome to being a child! You can be forced to things you don't want to do, and be powerless in almost every situation! Then you become a teenager. Then you get to have some free will, only to be told to learn your place and act your age. It sucks to be a kid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha5vwu/welcome_to_being_a_child_you_can_be_forced_to/ (GalactaNodes)
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Every single glass of water you drink was a certain percentage of piss at some point...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha5uek/every_single_glass_of_water_you_drink_was_a/ (respawn22)
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All of us heard once in our life a weird natural sound that sounds exactly like a sound effect.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha5trp/all_of_us_heard_once_in_our_life_a_weird_natural/ (Patrickynewt)
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Drinking Juice is technically drinking the blood of fruits

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha5svp/drinking_juice_is_technically_drinking_the_blood/ (Halker339)
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Everyone is a hypocrite

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha5soy/everyone_is_a_hypocrite/ (galeej)
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It must be awesome if you have the ability to get the stat of everything. Like how many times you have blink in your existence, how many liters of sperm you have produced etc.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha5re1/it_must_be_awesome_if_you_have_the_ability_to_get/ (Patrickynewt)
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The only "communities" that matter in Capitalist societies are those that involve professional networking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha5ql4/the_only_communities_that_matter_in_capitalist/ (OscilatingOctopus)
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Everyone drops loot when they die if your brave enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha5q5u/everyone_drops_loot_when_they_die_if_your_brave/ (flamingpiggy)
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3pm is so important when you’re in school and totally meaningless when you’re an adult.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha5og7/3pm_is_so_important_when_youre_in_school_and/ (formulawanker)
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Behind your back is actually your stomach.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha5ocf/behind_your_back_is_actually_your_stomach/ (i_dont_wanna24)
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Starbucks is one of the most popular coffee shops in the world, yet most people probably haven't seen an ad of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha5o6b/starbucks_is_one_of_the_most_popular_coffee_shops/ (Sir-Toxic)
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We're just as close to 1990 as we are to 2050

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha5o3o/were_just_as_close_to_1990_as_we_are_to_2050/ (lose_is_tilt)
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E-Readers are books that take fall damage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha5leb/ereaders_are_books_that_take_fall_damage/ (DittochuGaming)
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It turns out they actually do broadcast the revolution

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha5kh4/it_turns_out_they_actually_do_broadcast_the/ (kylekyleashton)
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While you're at work you are operating mostly on autopilot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha5keo/while_youre_at_work_you_are_operating_mostly_on/ (i_dont_wanna24)
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Lipsyncing is always fun until you think you're doing it privately then get seen by someone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha5i3v/lipsyncing_is_always_fun_until_you_think_youre/ (thelandan)
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Picnicking in a group looks casual, picnicking alone looks homeless

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha5fdw/picnicking_in_a_group_looks_casual_picnicking/ (DudesworthMannington)
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Aqua man is way more powerful then even he realizes, if he is near any water he can through it as a high speed projectile and he can probably just pull all the water out of a person instantly killing them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha5exi/aqua_man_is_way_more_powerful_then_even_he/ (im-bad-at-names64)
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Some animals only go to the zoo to be eaten.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha5bit/some_animals_only_go_to_the_zoo_to_be_eaten/ (arizona_greentea)
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The world’s most modest person would never be able to accept that they are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha5b4e/the_worlds_most_modest_person_would_never_be_able/ (3roke)
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In homes across the world, there is probably a bag that just holds other bags.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha5a1v/in_homes_across_the_world_there_is_probably_a_bag/ (RealLeeSD)
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Internet being down is the new car trouble for work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha5631/internet_being_down_is_the_new_car_trouble_for/ (OK_Compooper)
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Cucumbers have more of a scent than they have of taste

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha54w7/cucumbers_have_more_of_a_scent_than_they_have_of/ (gorybomb)
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Water flowing down the side of the glass is the perfect analogy for why you need to do things with confidence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha53xt/water_flowing_down_the_side_of_the_glass_is_the/ (subhi2)
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Many news outlets are to news what WWE is to sports... Sports entertainment and news entertainment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha5211/many_news_outlets_are_to_news_what_wwe_is_to/ (nevereversummer418)
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A bread knife is more of a bread saw really.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha51kl/a_bread_knife_is_more_of_a_bread_saw_really/ (NotMyLemonade)
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The reason we can see light through our eye when it's closed is because our eyes are never closed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha501g/the_reason_we_can_see_light_through_our_eye_when/ (florida_made_lit_jit)
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You know you and your dog are growing up when you beat them in a race

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha4zty/you_know_you_and_your_dog_are_growing_up_when_you/ (potatoebandee)
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Ghosts are probably upset that they are always portrayed as antisocial in movies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha4z00/ghosts_are_probably_upset_that_they_are_always/ (icedcoffee4eva)
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We went from hating the ifunny watermark to the memetic watermark.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha4yca/we_went_from_hating_the_ifunny_watermark_to_the/ (doug_dimmadome3)
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Finding Nemo is a cautionary tale about kidnapping

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha4xmd/finding_nemo_is_a_cautionary_tale_about_kidnapping/ (Orc-Wolf)
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Bass is sad guitar

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha4wwj/bass_is_sad_guitar/ (namesake_kml)
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Succulents are probably some of the least "succulent" plants to eat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha4wfj/succulents_are_probably_some_of_the_least/ (turbidpumpkin)
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If the 7-Day week were a human body, Tuesday would assuredly be the armpit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha4urk/if_the_7day_week_were_a_human_body_tuesday_would/ (AtomicSelection)
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Someone has probably hit random article on Wikipedia and gotten the same result when you hit it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha4t3m/someone_has_probably_hit_random_article_on/ (Commrade-potato)
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Knots were probably invented by some dude tangling up his shit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha4s0x/knots_were_probably_invented_by_some_dude/ (schlawani)
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Dad jokes peaked on December 31st, 1999

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha4r7a/dad_jokes_peaked_on_december_31st_1999/ (Wiltonlaws)
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We give people prison sentences longer than a human lifespan on the off chance we catch an immortal dude

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha4r1x/we_give_people_prison_sentences_longer_than_a/ (mybustersword)
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We (humans in general) don’t drink milk water but once you put a leaf or bean in there we’re perfectly fine with it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha4qpc/we_humans_in_general_dont_drink_milk_water_but/ (Cycicgoose1)
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Pickpockets would probably make great magicians

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha4qow/pickpockets_would_probably_make_great_magicians/ (MLPRoyalty)
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Every question has an answer. Every paranormal phenomenon has a correct answer. How the beginning of the universe occurred has an answer; it might be very clear and simple or cou complicated, but there is the correct answer out there Nothing exists without an answer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha4qk1/every_question_has_an_answer_every_paranormal/ (Euroclear187)
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Your average person is not educated enough to make a statement on milk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha4pi8/your_average_person_is_not_educated_enough_to/ (SomethingOriginalOwO)
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Frankenstein's monster was a zombie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha4n92/frankensteins_monster_was_a_zombie/ (Fakeout3)
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People who are pedantically obsessed with good grammar are usually really insecure about their intellect.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha4llc/people_who_are_pedantically_obsessed_with_good/ (DominantCuck)
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If you don’t like subway it’s your fault.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha4kmh/if_you_dont_like_subway_its_your_fault/ (Majesty1985)
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We've all cried a little too hard over a physical pain because we held in an emotional one too long.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha4kjn/weve_all_cried_a_little_too_hard_over_a_physical/ (OnceUponACockapuss)
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Schools would teach us how to rap if the speed of our talking was linked with the rate of our writing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha4jr1/schools_would_teach_us_how_to_rap_if_the_speed_of/ (-_-_-__-_-__-)
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If you see a bee flying around you know it hasn't stung anyone, but every wasp you see could be a serial stinger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha4j03/if_you_see_a_bee_flying_around_you_know_it_hasnt/ (palmerry)
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Future generations may be ridiculed for not understanding cable due to all the online subscriptions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha4iye/future_generations_may_be_ridiculed_for_not/ (Heatcanonbolt)
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Stars were the old school GPS

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha4fo4/stars_were_the_old_school_gps/ (Godstevsky)
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The weight of a chance doesn’t matter: whether the chance is fat or slim, it is still rare.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha4fky/the_weight_of_a_chance_doesnt_matter_whether_the/ (Etons-Finest)
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Since seawater evaporates into the atmosphere, that would put the sea level in the troposphere

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha4ebh/since_seawater_evaporates_into_the_atmosphere/ (Dilitan)
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For many people, their username on here is something so confidential that could potentially cause them lots of damage if discovered by a few people. And all it needs is to leave their computer unattended for a few seconds or having someone behind when logged in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha4ahw/for_many_people_their_username_on_here_is/ (Euroclear187)
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In movies when the main guy clean shaves his cool overgrown facial hair to symbolise some sort of significant character development, the dude almost always looks less interesting and less cool.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha49em/in_movies_when_the_main_guy_clean_shaves_his_cool/ (showerman9)
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Every human being who died by an accident, probably could have survived if they made one different decision or choice throughout their day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha491z/every_human_being_who_died_by_an_accident/ (KiefPucks)
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In the future you're gonna need to tell your (grand) children that there used to be a hole in a mobile phone for headphones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha48lc/in_the_future_youre_gonna_need_to_tell_your_grand/ (nootje_64)
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Birds have the ability to swoop in front of a car going 60 mph and not get hit but can’t fly out of a garage with the door open

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha47i3/birds_have_the_ability_to_swoop_in_front_of_a_car/ (comefindme1231)
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Yawning is an blowjob opportunity for gay ghosts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha46of/yawning_is_an_blowjob_opportunity_for_gay_ghosts/ (wholesome_nightmares)
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Dishonest people think that they're clever and everybody else is an idiot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha46ep/dishonest_people_think_that_theyre_clever_and/ (SnippyFangirl)
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When your watch stops working, you may not know why but exactly when it happened.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha43d6/when_your_watch_stops_working_you_may_not_know/ (__Dawn__Amber__)
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The Pi number is probably more popular than any celebrity in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ha4093/the_pi_number_is_probably_more_popular_than_any/ (nicvampire)
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When gay people *pleasure themselves* they are practising how to finger their partner better

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9pfut/when_gay_people_pleasure_themselves_they_are/ (mathsmaster06)
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The only reason why murder is unacceptable in our society is because we believe life is precious and we have laws to back that. But in other cultures it's not precious. So wouldn't it be wrong in itself to jail someone based on beliefs or punish them based on beliefs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9pfnr/the_only_reason_why_murder_is_unacceptable_in_our/ (toxic_Henry_animator)
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You cannot actually water down water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9pflg/you_cannot_actually_water_down_water/ (Para_dogs)
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When you use a fork at a restaurant you are sharing that fork with potentially thousands of other mouths.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9peda/when_you_use_a_fork_at_a_restaurant_you_are/ (vinny_t)
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People with an "outie" belly button have never experienced belly button lint from wearing a shirt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9pct6/people_with_an_outie_belly_button_have_never/ (My_Thing_Dont_Work)
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Your brain is the only organ that knows it’s an organ

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9pcos/your_brain_is_the_only_organ_that_knows_its_an/ (Cat_personowo)
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We judge things on wether they’re are moist or not based upon one element

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9pcmt/we_judge_things_on_wether_theyre_are_moist_or_not/ (FRREAL4REAL)
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Fake news are used the most by exactly the man that hates them the most

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9pcf6/fake_news_are_used_the_most_by_exactly_the_man/ (y3ahboiy)
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There can be a civilization deep down enough Earth’s surface and neither of us might know each other

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9pb4g/there_can_be_a_civilization_deep_down_enough/ (notyourelooking)
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I've never known a girl named after her mother

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9p7e1/ive_never_known_a_girl_named_after_her_mother/ (2Add2is5)
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Most heroes from movies are serial killers and all people are grateful for that or don't care

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9p5jn/most_heroes_from_movies_are_serial_killers_and/ (Terri02pl)
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Low self-esteem hits us so hard when we are growing up, and even as adults, that it could explain why aunts, uncles and grandparents always cheer us up, because they know we all need it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9p3w9/low_selfesteem_hits_us_so_hard_when_we_are/ (mvpetri)
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''Shut up'' isn't one word only but it feels like it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9owxw/shut_up_isnt_one_word_only_but_it_feels_like_it/ (SpiderJuice7)
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Many homosexuals experience the opposite sex before realizing they’re homosexual, but few straight people experience the same sex to realize they’re straight

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9ovvq/many_homosexuals_experience_the_opposite_sex/ (HawtKoreanGril)
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You can have pie for breakfast, lunch or dinner.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9ouiz/you_can_have_pie_for_breakfast_lunch_or_dinner/ ([deleted])
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Soon there will no longer be modern scenes in movies with the character struggling to get the key in the ignition thanks to push to start.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9os8e/soon_there_will_no_longer_be_modern_scenes_in/ (Thrillz559)
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"Ps5 proves than anything can become porn, It's Just add Big Boobs and a thicc ass."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9os6s/ps5_proves_than_anything_can_become_porn_its_just/ (pablitoEscovar)
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For the amount of seagulls in parking lots, it’s incredible that you never ever see any that have been run over.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9or2x/for_the_amount_of_seagulls_in_parking_lots_its/ (bridgeheadprod)
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When brushing your teeth, your tongue always moves in tandem with your toothbrush unless consciously told not to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9oqkv/when_brushing_your_teeth_your_tongue_always_moves/ (kshitij1010)
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People born in 2020ish are very likely to see 2100s. Most of us born in 80-90-00s... Unlikely

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9oqfd/people_born_in_2020ish_are_very_likely_to_see/ (fourthtuna)
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It’s counterintuitive that water + other ingredients in a bottle (soda) is cheaper than water itself in a bottle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9op1h/its_counterintuitive_that_water_other_ingredients/ (suwacide-throwaway)
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If we had a contest to see how many intro-songs you know, how many can you recite? 10 pts for no help, 5 pts for Video no audio, 3 pts for Video and audio, 1 pt for subtitles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9oo97/if_we_had_a_contest_to_see_how_many_introsongs/ (Cjmx5)
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Nuclear and geothermal power are the only kinds of power that aren't directly or indirectly powered by the sun

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9olur/nuclear_and_geothermal_power_are_the_only_kinds/ (blastxu)
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Scooby doo could technically give concent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9olhj/scooby_doo_could_technically_give_concent/ (Blueberry1729)
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As sex dolls become more realistic and affordable, more ans more men will die like Nigel, the loneliest bird.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9okdr/as_sex_dolls_become_more_realistic_and_affordable/ (hewhowalksbelow)
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We have all probably heard our parents have sex at some point in our lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9oi0a/we_have_all_probably_heard_our_parents_have_sex/ ([deleted])
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Facemasks turned everybody into perfect ventriloquists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9oh8q/facemasks_turned_everybody_into_perfect/ (traverlaw)
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Shark attacks actually save lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9oge0/shark_attacks_actually_save_lives/ (GalacticAccident)
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1-800-CONTACTS has one too many inputs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9ofut/1800contacts_has_one_too_many_inputs/ (--NiNjA--)
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Lots of houses have hallways, but very few have halls.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9oaed/lots_of_houses_have_hallways_but_very_few_have/ (AJEstes)
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Giraffes are giant llamas.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9oa7a/giraffes_are_giant_llamas/ (BanDerUh)
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When you touch yourself, you feel your skin twice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9oa2q/when_you_touch_yourself_you_feel_your_skin_twice/ (Sirri24)
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It's incredibly easy to lie about shoe size. Nobody's going to compare feet sizes with you. Unless you're in a shoe store, nobody has a shoe size measurer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9o9v7/its_incredibly_easy_to_lie_about_shoe_size/ (jazzybolognese)
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Numerically you've had more birthdays than your age.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9o9tv/numerically_youve_had_more_birthdays_than_your_age/ (DarthSheogorath)
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Pain is your body's way of seeking attention.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9o9e2/pain_is_your_bodys_way_of_seeking_attention/ (Bitttersteel)
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As far as we know, we are all immortal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9o982/as_far_as_we_know_we_are_all_immortal/ (Ramavian_Zola)
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Five out of Six people have no complaints after playing Russian Roulette

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9o7xr/five_out_of_six_people_have_no_complaints_after/ (generalofbread)
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Forms of life as advanced as we were in the Middle Ages might be looking at us from far, far, far away and think "look at these dumbasses, making fire with rocks and sticks" while we are in fact more advanced than they are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9o491/forms_of_life_as_advanced_as_we_were_in_the/ (ALEO1703)
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"Whaaat, a‌‌re y‌‌ou r‌‌eal? A‌‌m I‌‌ d‌‌reaming?" g‌‌oes t‌‌o "‌‌Sheeeit, I‌‌'m f‌‌ucked" i‌‌n a‌‌ s‌‌econd i‌‌f y‌‌ou a‌‌re o‌‌n a‌‌ h‌‌ospital b‌‌ed a‌‌nd y‌‌ou g‌‌et v‌‌isited b‌‌y y‌‌our f‌‌avorite f‌‌ootball t‌‌eam

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9o46w/whaaat_are_you_real_am_i_dreaming_goes_to_sheeeit/ (vpetrychuk)
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Your grandparents probably lost their virginity around the 1950-1960s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9o3pf/your_grandparents_probably_lost_their_virginity/ (TomerHorowitz)
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A great game allows you to have just as much fun playing incorrectly as correctly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9o2nv/a_great_game_allows_you_to_have_just_as_much_fun/ (moneybot13)
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The One Ring was the original Hocrux.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9o102/the_one_ring_was_the_original_hocrux/ (NicklyJane)
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It seems narcissistic to think you are narcissistic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9o0lb/it_seems_narcissistic_to_think_you_are/ (olliedoodle)
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The fact that people can attribute remembering major events, be it historical or another, to TV, video games, or other forms of media, shows that modern education is doing a worse job than family guy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9o0i6/the_fact_that_people_can_attribute_remembering/ (Kamichu1)
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You are a hairy bag of meat full of germs, driving a painted rock powered by dinosaur juice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9o03j/you_are_a_hairy_bag_of_meat_full_of_germs_driving/ (IDK2old2giveafuck)
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It's hard to be the gayest guy in the world in the face of some seriously stiff competition

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9nz91/its_hard_to_be_the_gayest_guy_in_the_world_in_the/ (Usernamedel)
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Every movie seems to have at least one character who eats Chinese food out of the carton with chopsticks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9nx2u/every_movie_seems_to_have_at_least_one_character/ (wazurobi)
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Dreamless sleep makes you feel fresh.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9nw4c/dreamless_sleep_makes_you_feel_fresh/ (theruleofone)
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Nowadays everything Can run Crysis.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9nvno/nowadays_everything_can_run_crysis/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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If you move at the correct speed and in the opposite direction to Planet Earth's revolution, you can use it as a giant treadmill.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9nv7r/if_you_move_at_the_correct_speed_and_in_the/ (The_Merciless_Potato)
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Technically fighting fire with fire works, because it'll burn up the fuel faster, which puts out the fire

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9ntir/technically_fighting_fire_with_fire_works_because/ (ByroniustheGreat)
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We laugh the way we do because we copy the laugh of our parents in infancy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9ns2x/we_laugh_the_way_we_do_because_we_copy_the_laugh/ (TomerHorowitz)
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Maybe we wake up right before we die in our dreams because we don't know what happens after death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9nro6/maybe_we_wake_up_right_before_we_die_in_our/ (50ShadesOfKrillin)
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When socks rip, they become bigger socks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9nrk1/when_socks_rip_they_become_bigger_socks/ (UneducatedPerson)
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If our bodies couldnt heal themselves, we would all but covered in disgusting looking scratches, blemishes, and missing chunks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9nqsh/if_our_bodies_couldnt_heal_themselves_we_would/ (Panaceous)
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When couples split, they either love themselves more or other things more than the partner.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9nptb/when_couples_split_they_either_love_themselves/ (cltguydes)
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The people in space are more down-to-earth than most people on earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9non2/the_people_in_space_are_more_downtoearth_than/ (Doodle_Dragon)
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Most of us got into Software Engineering because we had the perfect game we wanted to make. Most of us never made that game

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9nnfi/most_of_us_got_into_software_engineering_because/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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If you haven’t visited a place on Earth, you can never be 100% sure it exists

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9niff/if_you_havent_visited_a_place_on_earth_you_can/ (dannyross1)
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The same raw vegetables probably taste slightly different around the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9ni30/the_same_raw_vegetables_probably_taste_slightly/ (ellemsea_echo)
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Mathematically speaking,The real RADICAL's are the OPTIMISTIC people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9nhs0/mathematically_speakingthe_real_radicals_are_the/ (drshwifty)
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If we had other eyes on back of our heads a lot of murders wouldn't happen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9nhhh/if_we_had_other_eyes_on_back_of_our_heads_a_lot/ ([deleted])
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Leaving glasses on while showering makes it harder to wash your Hair.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9nh6l/leaving_glasses_on_while_showering_makes_it/ (TheGlanis)
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Bending low to walk through doorways must have been a tough habit for 19th century German soldiers to quit once they got out of the army.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9ngg5/bending_low_to_walk_through_doorways_must_have/ (UpjumpedPeasant)
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Divorce isn't a bad end to a marriage; the alternative is someone dies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9ng5f/divorce_isnt_a_bad_end_to_a_marriage_the/ (wood_for_trees)
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7 and 8 are both equally "in-between" 5 and 10, but 7 feels WAY more in-between than 8.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9nf12/7_and_8_are_both_equally_inbetween_5_and_10_but_7/ (TheMazter13)
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Something Ends, Something Begins

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9neve/something_ends_something_begins/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Your heartbeat is probably perfectly synced with someone else's

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9nely/your_heartbeat_is_probably_perfectly_synced_with/ (AUSSIETRIBECHIEF)
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There's probably extinct plants from millions of years ago that no one had a chance to get high off...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9neim/theres_probably_extinct_plants_from_millions_of/ (Gedj)
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When you clap, you’re just giving yourself high-fives, on behalf of others accomplishments.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9ndnv/when_you_clap_youre_just_giving_yourself/ (Jeewdew)
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No one actually knew how they looked like to other people until the creation of cameras

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9nd18/no_one_actually_knew_how_they_looked_like_to/ ([deleted])
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The only thing that doesn't matter is Anti-matter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9nb1n/the_only_thing_that_doesnt_matter_is_antimatter/ (Sovietunion_gang)
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Using the word "creature" implies belief in a Creator.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9nar8/using_the_word_creature_implies_belief_in_a/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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Hate must go to the gym to be such a strong word

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9naqo/hate_must_go_to_the_gym_to_be_such_a_strong_word/ (ietsietsiets)
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If you rob a store as a minor without your clothes on then nobody wouldn't be able to watch the security footage without committing a crime

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9n8cf/if_you_rob_a_store_as_a_minor_without_your/ (YoXya)
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There is no free will, you’re stuck with your character for the rest of your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9n82h/there_is_no_free_will_youre_stuck_with_your/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Of we had other eyes on back of our head lot of murders wouldn't happen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9n7cj/of_we_had_other_eyes_on_back_of_our_head_lot_of/ ([deleted])
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Deserts probably get very dry during summer, winter and spring.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9n789/deserts_probably_get_very_dry_during_summer/ (asdoia)
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The reason someone looks taller/shorter to you than they actually are, has to do with how you see them as a person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9n3yr/the_reason_someone_looks_tallershorter_to_you/ (MrsGardevoir)
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Cheese is technically a condiment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9n1vv/cheese_is_technically_a_condiment/ (jgrandi7)
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Binge watching is speedrunning a TV show.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9mzx6/binge_watching_is_speedrunning_a_tv_show/ (RadicalCharizard)
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An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9mzsi/an_apple_a_day_will_keep_anyone_away_if_you_throw/ (CuryKing)
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A millionth of a thousand is the same as a thousand over a million

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9mx6c/a_millionth_of_a_thousand_is_the_same_as_a/ (Infiltron)
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When you know what you are doing, you don't have to impress anyone, but if you don't know what you are doing, you have to impress everybody.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9mvkr/when_you_know_what_you_are_doing_you_dont_have_to/ (rottyhorrorshow)
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"Stop resisting" is the adult version of "Stop hitting yourself".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9mqxk/stop_resisting_is_the_adult_version_of_stop/ (ProdesseQuamConspici)
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No one else says cheap better than Tommy Wiseau.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9mq81/no_one_else_says_cheap_better_than_tommy_wiseau/ (Jndst21)
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Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9mq3p/never_interrupt_your_enemy_when_he_is_making_a/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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A coffee cup and a cup of coffee are two different things

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9mofe/a_coffee_cup_and_a_cup_of_coffee_are_two/ (pammysonabummer)
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Bitches be like “bitches be like” and proceed to be the bitches that be like

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9mnru/bitches_be_like_bitches_be_like_and_proceed_to_be/ (that-one-guy420)
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When you are a kid, teenagers look like adults. When you are an adult, teenagers look like kids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9mmz8/when_you_are_a_kid_teenagers_look_like_adults/ (IMissFreedom)
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Monarchs probably have an over-romanticized idea on "common" life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9mmkc/monarchs_probably_have_an_overromanticized_idea/ (Haggistafc)
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We know too much about everyone and everything except our self thanks to the internet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9mltx/we_know_too_much_about_everyone_and_everything/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Water's taste is determined by its temperature

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9ml2r/waters_taste_is_determined_by_its_temperature/ (MiojaoDePicanha)
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In the nearest future we will really appreciate TV Shows without sex and murder for at least few episodes in a row

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9mkuw/in_the_nearest_future_we_will_really_appreciate/ (vpetrychuk)
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People on the equator are lying down relative to people near the poles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9mkfx/people_on_the_equator_are_lying_down_relative_to/ (Jaminima)
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Calling someone "talented" isn't really appropriate, because it doesn't account for all the work they put in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9mikj/calling_someone_talented_isnt_really_appropriate/ (DiamondShard15)
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Freedom may be found when there is no cell service.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9mih8/freedom_may_be_found_when_there_is_no_cell_service/ (behrkon)
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Technically father's day is motherf*cker's day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9mi24/technically_fathers_day_is_motherfckers_day/ (Cerenus37)
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Failing in school probably hurt our teachers on a deeper level than it hurt us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9mhew/failing_in_school_probably_hurt_our_teachers_on_a/ (nobunseedsplease)
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Pro drum players would probably be REALLY good at Beat Saber.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9mgzk/pro_drum_players_would_probably_be_really_good_at/ (otf85fitc)
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Toph from ATLA can see everyone she meets naked...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9mg99/toph_from_atla_can_see_everyone_she_meets_naked/ (NinjaMaster3417)
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Psychologists have broke the brains fourth wall

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9mfsz/psychologists_have_broke_the_brains_fourth_wall/ (Yung__Mellow)
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Since our lungs contain about 2 liters of air, each of us probably has about 5 molecules from Julius Caesar's last breath in his lungs!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9mf75/since_our_lungs_contain_about_2_liters_of_air/ (Kriossy)
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Garfield was the original Grumpy Cat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9me92/garfield_was_the_original_grumpy_cat/ (Rotten_Eel)
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If you have a pet dog, you have tamed the 4th most deadly animal in the world and kept it as a pet, usually in your own house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9mbwt/if_you_have_a_pet_dog_you_have_tamed_the_4th_most/ (falconsnakecat786)
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People hate it more when they have slow Internet, than no Internet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9mbn4/people_hate_it_more_when_they_have_slow_internet/ (HK47isbestcharacter)
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If you have a pet dog, you have tamed the 4th most deadly animal in the world and kept it as a pet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9mbaw/if_you_have_a_pet_dog_you_have_tamed_the_4th_most/ ([deleted])
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I’ll answer the question “why are elephants afraid of mice?“ With another question: “why are we afraid of spiders?“

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9m96x/ill_answer_the_question_why_are_elephants_afraid/ (zjanda)
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The gist of the dating app problem is: "Women get attention they don't want; Men want attention they don't get."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9m8ny/the_gist_of_the_dating_app_problem_is_women_get/ (ayjayred)
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Sunscreens could be a lucrative business, except nobody reapplies with the suggested amount.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9m4es/sunscreens_could_be_a_lucrative_business_except/ (LazyPaper0)
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If we didn't know the reasoning behind why teeth turned yellow, it probably wouldn't be seen as unattractive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9m1xt/if_we_didnt_know_the_reasoning_behind_why_teeth/ (perfect_for_u)
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You know you have become an adult is when you look around for your mommy and she is a whole country away!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9m1sk/you_know_you_have_become_an_adult_is_when_you/ (behrkon)
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Dieticians severely underestimate the factor of "The fridge is full. Stuff needs eating or it will go bad."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9m0kw/dieticians_severely_underestimate_the_factor_of/ (TheoremaEgregium)
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Coffee wakes you up, and milk makes you sleepy, yet ironically we mix them together...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9m03b/coffee_wakes_you_up_and_milk_makes_you_sleepy_yet/ (Hrhett101)
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The world seeing YouTubers retiring of old age might soon be a thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9lyfg/the_world_seeing_youtubers_retiring_of_old_age/ (messosen)
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The opposite of a exorcist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9lydg/the_opposite_of_a_exorcist/ (TomeKun)
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QR codes are the blu ray of scanning

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9lycg/qr_codes_are_the_blu_ray_of_scanning/ (JackBrightside)
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QR codes are the beta max of scanning

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9lxwk/qr_codes_are_the_beta_max_of_scanning/ (JackBrightside)
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Cheap ice-cream just tastes of 'cold'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9lwfz/cheap_icecream_just_tastes_of_cold/ (JackBrightside)
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We live in a society where randomly complimenting a stranger in public will make people stare at you like you're weird.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9lszk/we_live_in_a_society_where_randomly_complimenting/ (PorkAndMustard)
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When you are in the act of using a toaster to toast something, you have thus become a toaster.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9llzo/when_you_are_in_the_act_of_using_a_toaster_to/ (PenultimateTimmy)
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The way we do not know what the inside of our body looks like

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9llhh/the_way_we_do_not_know_what_the_inside_of_our/ (thecheeku)
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If humans are 70% water and water isn't a living thing then humans are only 30% alive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9ll3w/if_humans_are_70_water_and_water_isnt_a_living/ (YoXya)
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If Superman's morning wood rises too quickly, it could lift up and lethally impale a woman sleeping on top of him.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9lkav/if_supermans_morning_wood_rises_too_quickly_it/ (CherryBlackEyes)
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Your brain gets tired not your body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9lk4n/your_brain_gets_tired_not_your_body/ (deadassrhyme)
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Avatar was a good movie, they just chose the wrong title

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9lj5m/avatar_was_a_good_movie_they_just_chose_the_wrong/ (Randokidd)
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The kid who ate glue in school is probably the only person you know that ate a horse

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9lick/the_kid_who_ate_glue_in_school_is_probably_the/ (King_Zeb)
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If you tear a hole in a net, there will be less holes than before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9lgrs/if_you_tear_a_hole_in_a_net_there_will_be_less/ (SpikeMann)
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Pregnancy test commercial showing happy women, if the results are positive. In reality, most of the woman are relieved, if the result is negative.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9lezg/pregnancy_test_commercial_showing_happy_women_if/ (tezzysupreme)
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Noses can run, but feet can smell...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9ld9g/noses_can_run_but_feet_can_smell/ (Harbird_Cheesepants)
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During sex, sticking your thumb in your SO’s mouth is weird baby fetish.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9ld1d/during_sex_sticking_your_thumb_in_your_sos_mouth/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Windiws may have not existed if lightbulbs were invented in cavemen times.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9lcge/windiws_may_have_not_existed_if_lightbulbs_were/ (green_shinobi)
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Elastigirl could stretch her hand so far that she could fist herself and stretch her hand through her mouth to jerk someone off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9lc4z/elastigirl_could_stretch_her_hand_so_far_that_she/ (DUBSWAG02)
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There had to be an unsettling amount of awkward butt slaps during sports victory celebrations until it eventually caught on as part of sports culture.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9lb6f/there_had_to_be_an_unsettling_amount_of_awkward/ (DomDomBrah)
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There are pleanty things in space that hasn't come down yet (what goes up must come down)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9lauo/there_are_pleanty_things_in_space_that_hasnt_come/ (AUXID3)
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The inexorable corollary of a cunicular metathesis inaugurates the Strasserian hegemony of postmodern jukebox depression.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9la4z/the_inexorable_corollary_of_a_cunicular/ (Hardgebard)
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You can’t really drop dice, you can only roll them accidentally

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9l7k9/you_cant_really_drop_dice_you_can_only_roll_them/ (mhmhleafs)
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One can never pinpoint the location of a needle in a haystack

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9l6d2/one_can_never_pinpoint_the_location_of_a_needle/ (whysomanyemmas)
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Lobsters also sometimes have turds in their bowels

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9l5l0/lobsters_also_sometimes_have_turds_in_their_bowels/ (Plus-Staff)
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The porn industry is a sugar daddy to porn stars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9l539/the_porn_industry_is_a_sugar_daddy_to_porn_stars/ (wwyzy)
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“Say it don’t spray it” has turned into a life or death request in 2020

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9l3ko/say_it_dont_spray_it_has_turned_into_a_life_or/ (BikerJenn)
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Plants have ultrasonic screams so for plants deforested in the Amazon in mass amounts is a brutal massacre to animals hearing it all

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9l2r0/plants_have_ultrasonic_screams_so_for_plants/ (ThatsaWowsa)
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The number of cake icons you have seen times 365 is roughly the number of strangers you have scrolled through in total

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9l2j4/the_number_of_cake_icons_you_have_seen_times_365/ (ExtraCaramel8)
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If you ask Rick Astley for a DVD of the movie Up, he won't give it to you because he's never gonna give you Up. However, by not giving you Up even though you asked for it, he's letting you down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9l1x9/if_you_ask_rick_astley_for_a_dvd_of_the_movie_up/ (Slirky_Mirky)
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Whenever someone says “ups and downs”, it usually has a negative connotation despite being neutral.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9l1h0/whenever_someone_says_ups_and_downs_it_usually/ (DizziestBird)
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People did a job interview to work on death row.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9kx6a/people_did_a_job_interview_to_work_on_death_row/ (DeHetEen)
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When a one-eyed man blinks, it can be considered a wink.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9kx50/when_a_oneeyed_man_blinks_it_can_be_considered_a/ (sumyungdood)
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It’s not free to get rid of your body after death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9kvsi/its_not_free_to_get_rid_of_your_body_after_death/ (NickySmithFromPGH)
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If you go to McDonald’s and get a big mac every day and remove a different ingredient every day and eat the rest, by the end of the week you’ll have a free big mac.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9kvo2/if_you_go_to_mcdonalds_and_get_a_big_mac_every/ ([deleted])
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The very thought of trying to determine if you are high or not is the first indication that you are high.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9kv40/the_very_thought_of_trying_to_determine_if_you/ (E-Vercingeorix)
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No number before 1,000 contains the letter A

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9kth4/no_number_before_1000_contains_the_letter_a/ ([deleted])
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The more you look at your picture before posting it, the uglier it gets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9ksu4/the_more_you_look_at_your_picture_before_posting/ (Sflow7)
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Snickers have a dick vein

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9ksp6/snickers_have_a_dick_vein/ (Drag00n69)
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It costs money to die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9ksd8/it_costs_money_to_die/ (PM_M3_STE4M_K3YS)
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People really underestimate how difficult it can be to pick your favourite of something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9kryy/people_really_underestimate_how_difficult_it_can/ (Myst3rySteve)
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$100 Spent is really $1,000 Value for Old PC Upgrades.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9kqwm/100_spent_is_really_1000_value_for_old_pc_upgrades/ (uberdeft)
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Sid in Toy Story was just some obnoxious kid who played with fireworks and broke his sister's toys. He only seemed like a monster from a toy's perspective.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9kpa0/sid_in_toy_story_was_just_some_obnoxious_kid_who/ ([deleted])
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“Shut up” and “Shut down” are not opposites and are sometimes synonymous

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9knxu/shut_up_and_shut_down_are_not_opposites_and_are/ (jimbo-john)
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If you listen to an audiobook you didn't technically read the book

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9kmlj/if_you_listen_to_an_audiobook_you_didnt/ (Dyshoreh)
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An extremely sad movie scene can be made funny with a laugh track and happy music.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9klff/an_extremely_sad_movie_scene_can_be_made_funny/ (TheXplorar)
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Avocado Toast is a whitewashing of Chips and Guac.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9klec/avocado_toast_is_a_whitewashing_of_chips_and_guac/ (COP_-_Morty)
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People tend to think that adding "Nobody:" to the top of the comment will get them more likes, despite it often doing the exact inverse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9kkkh/people_tend_to_think_that_adding_nobody_to_the/ (AnAverageTransGirl)
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You are likely a Z-list celebrity and you don't even know it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9kjks/you_are_likely_a_zlist_celebrity_and_you_dont/ (natep1098)
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When the X-Box 360 was released there has to have been someone who thought that there had been 359 X-Boxes released previously

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9kjkp/when_the_xbox_360_was_released_there_has_to_have/ (Magster8584)
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Your handwriting is one of the few things that is truly unique.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9kiej/your_handwriting_is_one_of_the_few_things_that_is/ (mrPie2000)
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Life in the universe exists, even complex and developed species do. We are the living proof of that.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9khez/life_in_the_universe_exists_even_complex_and/ ([deleted])
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You’re probably the only person in the world who has your handwriting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9kh9s/youre_probably_the_only_person_in_the_world_who/ (mrPie2000)
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The difference between the way we speak and Shakespeare spoke is ~13 generations and ~20 from the way Chaucer spoke... With that in mind, a conversation between your great-grandparents and your great-grandchildren would likehave significant language barriers, even if they spoke the same language...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9keu4/the_difference_between_the_way_we_speak_and/ (jgtemmen)
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Crabs probably think fish fly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9kdx8/crabs_probably_think_fish_fly/ (VerySlump)
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I'd like to see Rick Astley, Mick Hucknall (Simply Red) and Ed Sheeran collaborate on a song together to raise money for orangutans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9kcq7/id_like_to_see_rick_astley_mick_hucknall_simply/ (woodendolphin)
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If you could teleport millions of lightyears away and look at Earth, you would see dinosaurs walking around.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9kcbj/if_you_could_teleport_millions_of_lightyears_away/ (kippycaps)
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The most cost efficient lifestyle is the dead one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9kbsh/the_most_cost_efficient_lifestyle_is_the_dead_one/ (Zxro697)
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If your dad got someone pregnant with the same sperm that would have gotten your mom pregnant and she also gets pregnant by a different person but with the same egg that you would have fertilized, half of you could exist in as two different people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9kbne/if_your_dad_got_someone_pregnant_with_the_same/ (hjinksop)
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The significance of age gaps decreases as one ages.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9k9rw/the_significance_of_age_gaps_decreases_as_one_ages/ (lulufanatic1)
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We look at historical pictures of people wearing wigs and think how stupid and similar they all look. Future generations probably look at pictures from our world leaders, all wearing suits, and think the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9k6gw/we_look_at_historical_pictures_of_people_wearing/ (hrmpfidudel)
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For being a theft detection sound, car alarms are ignored way more often than you’d expect.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9k5wn/for_being_a_theft_detection_sound_car_alarms_are/ (PM_ME_UR_TORTILLA)
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Being awake is exhausting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9k4ec/being_awake_is_exhausting/ (Caravan-Gaming)
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Those Liberty Mutual commercials with the Limu Emu and Doug - Limu is named Limu because (Li)berty (Mu)tual. Limu.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9k0zd/those_liberty_mutual_commercials_with_the_limu/ (LzbnBarBCumsinOwnBox)
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When you read to your children, they are listening to the audiobook.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9jzxf/when_you_read_to_your_children_they_are_listening/ (bdgod13)
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The wealthier you are the less your credit score matters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9jyy5/the_wealthier_you_are_the_less_your_credit_score/ (imwithadd)
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Rockstar probably released GTA5 for free on the Epic store so that people who would not usually buy the new version could see what they were missing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9jw4e/rockstar_probably_released_gta5_for_free_on_the/ (BrickWallLax)
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That first moment you realize your childhood pet isn't living on a farm upstate after he got to old changes you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9jvpg/that_first_moment_you_realize_your_childhood_pet/ ([deleted])
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The Muppets made movies about “A Christmas Carol” and “Treasure Island” 100-150 years after the books were written. There might be a “Muppets Lord of the Rings” in 20 years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9jvo0/the_muppets_made_movies_about_a_christmas_carol/ (stuffedpeaches)
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fireflys is the exact opposite to waterfalls

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9juz7/fireflys_is_the_exact_opposite_to_waterfalls/ (LOLBOY5566)
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Our brain is hardwired to be addicted to new things. That's why entertainment is so ephemeral and why first times are a big deal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9jthr/our_brain_is_hardwired_to_be_addicted_to_new/ (drillbit16)
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with the creation of the space force, and militant spacecrafts, we may soon see the first space pirates ever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9jta8/with_the_creation_of_the_space_force_and_militant/ (kskelts)
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Vine ran so TikTok could walk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9jt69/vine_ran_so_tiktok_could_walk/ (mpc2020)
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The solar system starts with the sun and ends with the sun

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9jszy/the_solar_system_starts_with_the_sun_and_ends/ (nusjmevm)
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A good joke can be made once and stolen several times

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9jrf5/a_good_joke_can_be_made_once_and_stolen_several/ ([deleted])
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If you recycle, it’s possible to receive an item that is made of your previously recycled things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9jqha/if_you_recycle_its_possible_to_receive_an_item/ (urhotmetalbabe)
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We sacrifice cakes and eat them for birthdays like a tribal ritual.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9jkdz/we_sacrifice_cakes_and_eat_them_for_birthdays/ (sinabey)
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The ink in a book hypnotizes your brain to use your imagination, not the book itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9jk82/the_ink_in_a_book_hypnotizes_your_brain_to_use/ (Softable_Lover)
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The Spider is looking at me...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9jhbt/the_spider_is_looking_at_me/ (212134)
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Most men learn to recognize women from their butts' in their lifetime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9jh35/most_men_learn_to_recognize_women_from_their/ (alii98)
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Urine is a blood product

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9jgl9/urine_is_a_blood_product/ (EyeProtectionIsSexy)
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Orgies are multi-player sex

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9jggy/orgies_are_multiplayer_sex/ ([deleted])
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Talking to girls online used to be seen as an activity for losers that couldn't get a date in real life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9jen8/talking_to_girls_online_used_to_be_seen_as_an/ (bobbydigital_ftw)
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Lol, lmao and rofl were once an acceptable form of reaction to something funny.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9jd8x/lol_lmao_and_rofl_were_once_an_acceptable_form_of/ (00Vishal007)
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The #1 trust test is to give your phone to someone while unlocked

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9jd2x/the_1_trust_test_is_to_give_your_phone_to_someone/ (guminhyeok)
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You can't easily remember your ringtone but you know it's yours once you hear it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9jcxa/you_cant_easily_remember_your_ringtone_but_you/ (Ringsofthekings)
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Most people support world peace while also supporting institutions that manufacture it's antithesis.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9jc1g/most_people_support_world_peace_while_also/ (d_zimmicky)
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The less people know, the more they think they know, which is why flat earthers really aren’t that smart

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9jbzz/the_less_people_know_the_more_they_think_they/ ([deleted])
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There are people out there, that you've never met, that are closer related to one of your parents, than they are to each other

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9ja09/there_are_people_out_there_that_youve_never_met/ (Tami_Wk)
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Perfect timing is quite often a key to success

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9j9xn/perfect_timing_is_quite_often_a_key_to_success/ ([deleted])
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The voice inside your head changes when you grow up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9j99x/the_voice_inside_your_head_changes_when_you_grow/ (CatchMaQ)
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If you are a boy then your penis has been in your mother longer than your fathers has.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9j8mi/if_you_are_a_boy_then_your_penis_has_been_in_your/ (maccydaddy)
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It's a good job that other food sources exist because otherwise we would all be cannibals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9j8jw/its_a_good_job_that_other_food_sources_exist/ (gcnHNYqvzB637fYQvQDt)
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Growing up, we never realized the crazy messes that we'd leave for the schools custodian crew.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9j86j/growing_up_we_never_realized_the_crazy_messes/ (MasterNova924)
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An active volcano is a moody mountain with anger issues.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9j7jc/an_active_volcano_is_a_moody_mountain_with_anger/ (keshav108)
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Eventually, the tree hugs back

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9j71i/eventually_the_tree_hugs_back/ (nicolRB)
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We are unbelievably lucky to witness the beginning of the technological era, considering how long life has been on Earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9j70j/we_are_unbelievably_lucky_to_witness_the/ (makulix)
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Food fights in movies did a good job at convincing people not to start food fights by showing the punishment afterwards.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9j4cp/food_fights_in_movies_did_a_good_job_at/ (sonicoduh1125)
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You’ll always be confused if you fall from a height and end up with no scratches.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9j3e2/youll_always_be_confused_if_you_fall_from_a/ (TejaTanikella)
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We will most likely never truly see how dark black is because we always see it in some sort of light.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9j3b6/we_will_most_likely_never_truly_see_how_dark/ (blursed_baseball)
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If you saw everything from the perspective of the sun, you would never see shadows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9j2va/if_you_saw_everything_from_the_perspective_of_the/ (sneetsnart)
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We get pruney when our skin gets wet but plums get pruney when they’re dried out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9j27j/we_get_pruney_when_our_skin_gets_wet_but_plums/ (barnacleblob)
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If sticks and stones break our bones, then a stick of rock is the ultimate weapon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9j1j2/if_sticks_and_stones_break_our_bones_then_a_stick/ (Dragon_OS)
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The plural of "man" is "men" and the plural of "woman" is "women" but the plural of "human" isn't "humen".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9j0jt/the_plural_of_man_is_men_and_the_plural_of_woman/ ([deleted])
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Video gaming is almost the same as tv watching, only difference is that it has more psychological benefits

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9j0im/video_gaming_is_almost_the_same_as_tv_watching/ (bingolingomazzy)
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Some poems have the potential to be a hit song given the right melody, beat, and the like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9j0el/some_poems_have_the_potential_to_be_a_hit_song/ (Holygrail69)
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As far as we know, humanity is the greatest threat to life in the universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9j0e0/as_far_as_we_know_humanity_is_the_greatest_threat/ ([deleted])
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Kinda wild how bridges are transported on trucks before they’re built, then trucks transport goods over bridges to be built

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9j062/kinda_wild_how_bridges_are_transported_on_trucks/ (tiredswing)
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Feelings are sometimes overwhelming because they consists of quick thoughts too fast to process

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9iwrj/feelings_are_sometimes_overwhelming_because_they/ (embriagante)
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Seeing which cell phone TV/movie characters are using makes it very easy to tell when the story is taking place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9iwr9/seeing_which_cell_phone_tvmovie_characters_are/ (still_annie)
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When someone says to you: "How do you not know that? It's common knowledge", it's not actually common knowledge, as you would have known it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9iuj2/when_someone_says_to_you_how_do_you_not_know_that/ (Iamnotindanger)
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If you try dying, you will die trying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9isay/if_you_try_dying_you_will_die_trying/ (thicerthanthicsilver)
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Probably hundreds of thousands of lemons are wasted every year just so people can squeeze a little bit of lemon juice onto their food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9is6s/probably_hundreds_of_thousands_of_lemons_are/ (TheOneAndOnlyLuK)
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Being busy at work is the ultimate job security that we don’t realize

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9ioq4/being_busy_at_work_is_the_ultimate_job_security/ (onour11)
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Rain is the first music someone ever danced to

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9ioq2/rain_is_the_first_music_someone_ever_danced_to/ ([deleted])
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Trebor is Robert spelt backwards

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9ioc5/trebor_is_robert_spelt_backwards/ (Spike6686)
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If you die from an accident that was your own fault you’ve committed self-manslaughter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9inrj/if_you_die_from_an_accident_that_was_your_own/ (Scotchio-M)
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Porn literally fucks you in the head

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9inaj/porn_literally_fucks_you_in_the_head/ (bingolingomazzy)
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The 90s are closer to the 60s than we are to the 90s.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9iktn/the_90s_are_closer_to_the_60s_than_we_are_to_the/ (guyinmanhattan)
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We need to change mindsets about race and gender in a world where people don't even have an open mind about what can be a pizza topping

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9ikiy/we_need_to_change_mindsets_about_race_and_gender/ (SupremeBum)
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A good joke can be made once and stolen several times

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9ij9g/a_good_joke_can_be_made_once_and_stolen_several/ ([deleted])
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All YouTubers are technically co-workers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9iix1/all_youtubers_are_technically_coworkers/ (DeWelsh23)
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"Muscle is heavier than fat" sounds very different from the other way of saying it, "muscle is smaller than fat".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9ii0a/muscle_is_heavier_than_fat_sounds_very_different/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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Vegetarians eat their food while it's still alive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9ih6q/vegetarians_eat_their_food_while_its_still_alive/ (NoBlueNatzys)
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It could get interesting when these businesses that check temperatures before allowing you in figure out that checking it rectally is the most accurate way!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9igs4/it_could_get_interesting_when_these_businesses/ (ricky_bobby86)
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People on the east coast get to legally start drinking at 21 2 hours early. So you could have a situation where you are legally allowed to drink before someone who is technically older than you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9ig8m/people_on_the_east_coast_get_to_legally_start/ (Always_Clear)
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Different versions of you exists in the minds of everybody that knows you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9ifbp/different_versions_of_you_exists_in_the_minds_of/ ([deleted])
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If you somehow switched bodies with your crush, you would literally be in love with yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9ievq/if_you_somehow_switched_bodies_with_your_crush/ ([deleted])
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If mirrors went to alternate dimensions, we wouldn’t know because if you would try to push on them, the other you would push back with the same force.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9idtz/if_mirrors_went_to_alternate_dimensions_we/ (kippycaps)
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When you try not to think about something you actually try to think about it more

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9idr5/when_you_try_not_to_think_about_something_you/ ([deleted])
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If life expectancy can be higher for some people, new generations might end up living much longer than older generation and the older generations wouldn't know

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9id4o/if_life_expectancy_can_be_higher_for_some_people/ (thatsanabsoluteyikes)
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There were several doors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9icf1/there_were_several_doors/ (Hardgebard)
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Butter is food lotion

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9icbb/butter_is_food_lotion/ ([deleted])
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The average amount of arms per human is less than 2.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9ic9i/the_average_amount_of_arms_per_human_is_less_than/ ([deleted])
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The only thing left in Star Wars that everyone likes consistently is the music

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9ic5l/the_only_thing_left_in_star_wars_that_everyone/ (givemethedamnsniper)
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You know you're no longer broke when shopping goes from being something you dread to a hobby

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9ibiz/you_know_youre_no_longer_broke_when_shopping_goes/ (seanmashitoshi)
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Opening a new cemetery must be a pretty long startup process

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9i5uy/opening_a_new_cemetery_must_be_a_pretty_long/ (_Street_Shark)
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Every day that you stay alive, you move up the leaderboard for worlds oldest person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9i4sx/every_day_that_you_stay_alive_you_move_up_the/ (Ramavian_Zola)
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"Only fans" is the new "come to brazil"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9i4c3/only_fans_is_the_new_come_to_brazil/ (bowlingdoughnuts)
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Milk flavored sparkling water. Just putting it out there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9i1qz/milk_flavored_sparkling_water_just_putting_it_out/ (EscuseYou)
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A thunderstorm was probably the scariest event for ancient peoples.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9i1ig/a_thunderstorm_was_probably_the_scariest_event/ (ausinater)
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Someday kids are going to learn about Rosa Parks and George Floyd in the same lesson.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9i185/someday_kids_are_going_to_learn_about_rosa_parks/ ([deleted])
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If you drink water, you drink 91-96% of pee.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9i0ks/if_you_drink_water_you_drink_9196_of_pee/ ([deleted])
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Watermelon is best eaten in a shower: No mess.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9hzfc/watermelon_is_best_eaten_in_a_shower_no_mess/ (IMATryHard5)
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Riot gear is bought with tax money so technically civilians must own them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9hya3/riot_gear_is_bought_with_tax_money_so_technically/ ([deleted])
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Bicycles and insects are similar at a biological level.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9hxyl/bicycles_and_insects_are_similar_at_a_biological/ (Hardgebard)
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Scar was just taking advantage of a disenfranchised group that the King had ignored and let starve.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9hwj4/scar_was_just_taking_advantage_of_a/ (Thethirdtoken)
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Gay people rely on straight people to make more gay people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9hwbs/gay_people_rely_on_straight_people_to_make_more/ (Jaydenisboss)
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Ants count their steps.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9hva7/ants_count_their_steps/ (Darth_Star_Vader)
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Crazy how we are much more scared to getting killed by a serial killer compared to a gangster

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9ht4e/crazy_how_we_are_much_more_scared_to_getting/ ([deleted])
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A/C running on solar power is using the sun's light to defeat the sun's heat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9hqe6/ac_running_on_solar_power_is_using_the_suns_light/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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Show in recommended would sound much better than watch later

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9hpbd/show_in_recommended_would_sound_much_better_than/ (BigNibbaDicc)
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Calling someone illiterate through text is sometimes right but never effective

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9hp93/calling_someone_illiterate_through_text_is/ (Simmsy_01)
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If you ended up committing a really bad crime, everything you looked at on the web will become public knowledge.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9hn8k/if_you_ended_up_committing_a_really_bad_crime/ (potential_ban)
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Whenever we think of lucid dreaming we picture flying or going through walls but most people probably just start fucking everyone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9hn6o/whenever_we_think_of_lucid_dreaming_we_picture/ (rsiloliveira)
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If people could be Spider-Man, they'd be less prepared for the amount of science and physics knowledge it would take to be a good Spider-Man

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9hln8/if_people_could_be_spiderman_theyd_be_less/ (DarkKing16)
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Voyager 1 and 2 will continue traveling to distant stars long after humanity takes its last breath. Its possible that one day these probes may be the only man made object in the universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9hil3/voyager_1_and_2_will_continue_traveling_to/ (sirmoneyshot06)
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Eclipses are arguably a lesson in forced perspective.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9hgrj/eclipses_are_arguably_a_lesson_in_forced/ (Call_me_Anikul)
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Without shit we wouldn’t have plants. Then we wouldn’t have animals. Then we wouldn’t have food. Eating shit is an important part of life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9hg70/without_shit_we_wouldnt_have_plants_then_we/ (THE_CHOPPA)
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Millions of years of evolution in language led to full conversations using only "bruh"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9hfsk/millions_of_years_of_evolution_in_language_led_to/ (captain_metroid)
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If liking a different sex as yourself is considered straight, then being gay must be considered curved.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9hfcs/if_liking_a_different_sex_as_yourself_is/ (UnkownArty13)
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No matter how good you are at something, there's always going to be an asian better than you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9hdu7/no_matter_how_good_you_are_at_something_theres/ (LucasSkudy)
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Every book qualifies as fiction, if you’re skeptical enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9hdmk/every_book_qualifies_as_fiction_if_youre/ (ajgar_jurrat)
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Competitive race walking is a sport dedicated to not running the fastest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9hcuy/competitive_race_walking_is_a_sport_dedicated_to/ (Giant-Genitals)
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If you're lying down, the "sound" that's inside your head comes from the closet part of your brain to the ground.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9hbqq/if_youre_lying_down_the_sound_thats_inside_your/ (Crombie3211)
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As we grow older we started cleaning our own shit but as we grew older it got bigger as well literally and theoretically

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9hbif/as_we_grow_older_we_started_cleaning_our_own_shit/ (lucifer_2003)
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Simp

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9h8w8/simp/ (kirstupas)
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Pigeons aren't flying rats, bats are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9h8a4/pigeons_arent_flying_rats_bats_are/ (MrGamerMooseBTW)
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Most people probably wouldn't know if they could breathe underwater because our instinct tells us we can't.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9h6ci/most_people_probably_wouldnt_know_if_they_could/ (Pablo_Fablo)
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Telling someone to “calm down” has literally never made anyone calm down ever. In fact, it usually has the opposite effect.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9h5sf/telling_someone_to_calm_down_has_literally_never/ (DoomsdayGSD27)
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One day, the last “bop it” machine is going to go to sleep and never wake up again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9h3hg/one_day_the_last_bop_it_machine_is_going_to_go_to/ (Manylols_)
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The amount of dildos in the world is decided by how brave you are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9h2xs/the_amount_of_dildos_in_the_world_is_decided_by/ (Urmomisaguy)
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For many women it would take alopecia for the "carpets to match the drapes"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9h29q/for_many_women_it_would_take_alopecia_for_the/ (ChrisBermansWallet)
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The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9h1fu/the_more_suicidal_people_there_are_the_less/ ([deleted])
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There’s no way a centaurs human lungs could support their horse bodies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9h0y8/theres_no_way_a_centaurs_human_lungs_could/ (Jovokna)
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We could solve all kinds of problems if we shut the national media down for a month.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9h0pr/we_could_solve_all_kinds_of_problems_if_we_shut/ (MileHighScrub)
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Trees are living things that are forced to stay in one place until they die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9gtz4/trees_are_living_things_that_are_forced_to_stay/ (YoXya)
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If we ever get to a point where social media is no longer the pinnacle of social technologies, you might actually be able to go into public without seeing everyone staring at their phones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9grck/if_we_ever_get_to_a_point_where_social_media_is/ (WatIfFoodWur1ofUs)
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Every single face we've ever seen in our dreams is a face we've seen in real life no matter how horrific it is .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9ap1b/every_single_face_weve_ever_seen_in_our_dreams_is/ (Dovakhin1906)
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Someone just decided ghosts look like people in blankets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9aowp/someone_just_decided_ghosts_look_like_people_in/ (JackGolondria)
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Someone thought that separate colours represent separate genders and we just went along with it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9anr7/someone_thought_that_separate_colours_represent/ (Beginnerer)
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Before you start building a building you have to plan a plan.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9ajwg/before_you_start_building_a_building_you_have_to/ (256Moin256)
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We are born without our consent, but then expected to take responsibility for our life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9ajmc/we_are_born_without_our_consent_but_then_expected/ (Karoner)
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there is an odd number amount of numbers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9aik9/there_is_an_odd_number_amount_of_numbers/ (iwanttodie2018)
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Finishing a repetitive task a prime number of times just never feels right.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9afme/finishing_a_repetitive_task_a_prime_number_of/ (gnarley_quinn)
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People who claim to be vegan but use fossil fuel to enjoy a comfy life are hypocrites. Those dinosaurs died for you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9affj/people_who_claim_to_be_vegan_but_use_fossil_fuel/ (crunchynutbutter81)
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Your parents probably know you masturbate but have just never told you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9ac4s/your_parents_probably_know_you_masturbate_but/ (ROCKO18)
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Kids in the future will make fun of us for not knowing how their technology works same way we make fun of our grandparents for not knowing what an email is. We would probably be made fun of for not knowing how to use the hologram cloning machine or a real hover board.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9a8vu/kids_in_the_future_will_make_fun_of_us_for_not/ (Coolrafid100)
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Sometimes you have to accept the fact that some people enter your life as temporary happiness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9a8tg/sometimes_you_have_to_accept_the_fact_that_some/ (ProximaCentauris)
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If you ‘save’ money on something you wouldn’t have bought otherwise, you didn’t save money

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9a7z7/if_you_save_money_on_something_you_wouldnt_have/ (Apocafeller)
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It can be surprising to many that animals not born in the wild won’t survive if released even though the same can be said for the vast majority of humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9a6bw/it_can_be_surprising_to_many_that_animals_not/ (MJ281200)
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If you're ever caught naked, it might be a better idea to hide your face rather than your private parts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9a5t2/if_youre_ever_caught_naked_it_might_be_a_better/ (Ak171)
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Your penis has most likely been in your mum longer than your dad's has

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9a5aa/your_penis_has_most_likely_been_in_your_mum/ (sukablyat6969)
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For the small physical space they take up, memories can sure do a lot of damage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9a4eu/for_the_small_physical_space_they_take_up/ (ArtisticRX)
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Every modern gasoline car is also electric. They each have a small electric starting motor to start the gas engine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9a231/every_modern_gasoline_car_is_also_electric_they/ (QuickNickel)
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Gotta think how many animals people have sat on before finding out horses are ok with it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9a01e/gotta_think_how_many_animals_people_have_sat_on/ (TopHatGuy5269)
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Anniversaries are holidays you can choose the day of.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h99y3c/anniversaries_are_holidays_you_can_choose_the_day/ (lazyC0der)
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People are gonna be excited about their 69th birthday more than their 70th

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h99xpe/people_are_gonna_be_excited_about_their_69th/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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Because animals lack the ability to tell stories, the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs (perhaps one of the most spectacular events ever) would have completely disappeared from living memory in less than a few decades.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h99x75/because_animals_lack_the_ability_to_tell_stories/ (TAmaora-benkem)
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We are probably imagining how dinosaurs look all wrong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h99wb0/we_are_probably_imagining_how_dinosaurs_look_all/ (ThatMemingGem347)
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Teen mothers are top-tier pregnancy speedrunners.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h99w40/teen_mothers_are_toptier_pregnancy_speedrunners/ (jard22)
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5am when you haven’t slept feels completely different to 5am when you have.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h99w15/5am_when_you_havent_slept_feels_completely/ (nangblaze)
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A beverage with ice in it is technically mixed with water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h99vhq/a_beverage_with_ice_in_it_is_technically_mixed/ (ZeeStarr22)
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Artificial intelligence will never be complete until it can decide what the user wants for dinner and what the user wants to watch (and be correct) so that people can finally stop making those difficult choices.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h99urk/artificial_intelligence_will_never_be_complete/ (Waitingforlunch)
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Phones with a camera are nice but cameras with a phone are weird

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h99uba/phones_with_a_camera_are_nice_but_cameras_with_a/ (gmann1990)
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Forgetting an idea is the result of simple thinking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h99uat/forgetting_an_idea_is_the_result_of_simple/ (SomethingOriginalOwO)
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The biggest supporters of green energy are billionaires who want to make money off of it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h99tt1/the_biggest_supporters_of_green_energy_are/ (IMissFreedom)
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if you wink, one eye has blinked more than that other

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h99tp7/if_you_wink_one_eye_has_blinked_more_than_that/ (cliffordsmailman)
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At some point in the future, 7.5 billion people have died and no one would give a damn

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h99t23/at_some_point_in_the_future_75_billion_people/ (Medical_Shotgun)
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Teachers who tell their students that 'they are good for nothing' are good for nothing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h99sps/teachers_who_tell_their_students_that_they_are/ (chewthepie_)
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You are closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos will ever be.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h99rxq/you_are_closer_to_being_a_millionaire_than_jeff/ (Lohn_Jennon3)
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Teachers who tell their students that they are 'good for nothing' are good for nothing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h99rsg/teachers_who_tell_their_students_that_they_are/ (chewthepie_)
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Us humans think so high of ourselves when we're nothing but a lucky fertilized egg who made it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h99qk9/us_humans_think_so_high_of_ourselves_when_were/ (m_1993)
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The word "THE" makes everything seem important and/or intense

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h99p60/the_word_the_makes_everything_seem_important/ (UswePanda)
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Teachers teach that killing trees for paper is bad by giving out worksheets made out of paper to kids

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h99njp/teachers_teach_that_killing_trees_for_paper_is/ (IMissFreedom)
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If people of colour controlled the media from the start, the stereotype beauty standard would not be white.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h99nhd/if_people_of_colour_controlled_the_media_from_the/ (Fehlurian_)
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If ghosts are actually just psychic recordings as some movies suggest, you could technically see your own ghost.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h99lve/if_ghosts_are_actually_just_psychic_recordings_as/ (Flyingsquirrel68)
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Every culture has a “whatever left in the kitchen food”. Pizza, borscht, curry, paella and so on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h99kvv/every_culture_has_a_whatever_left_in_the_kitchen/ (El-Autismo)
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Britain switched to the metric system in 1965. Harry Potter takes place in the 90s. Essays are assigned in inches, probably because of Professor Binns.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h99kmm/britain_switched_to_the_metric_system_in_1965/ (No-Tongue_the_Pirate)
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John wick and Dead pool have almost the same story.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h99kj7/john_wick_and_dead_pool_have_almost_the_same_story/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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It's odd to see a news anchor to look off camera but it's odd to see an actor look at the camera

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h99ji7/its_odd_to_see_a_news_anchor_to_look_off_camera/ (Alissan_Web)
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If fear wasn't a thing, we would probably live to 20 years at most

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h99iyd/if_fear_wasnt_a_thing_we_would_probably_live_to/ (ThatMemingGem347)
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Depending on how you view the globe, anything can be the center of the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h99ic6/depending_on_how_you_view_the_globe_anything_can/ (707ash707)
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Chronically depressed people could prevent a lot of suicides by using crappy little screws on their ceiling fans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h99i7l/chronically_depressed_people_could_prevent_a_lot/ (FoolZerrand)
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There are many criminal cases that were believed to be solved, but due to false conviction, are technically left unsolved.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h99gbu/there_are_many_criminal_cases_that_were_believed/ (kippycaps)
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Sending a satellite to travel around a comet or asteroid will ultimately change its course, depending on initial trajectory and exit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h99fzo/sending_a_satellite_to_travel_around_a_comet_or/ (RickHamm)
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Rash driving is a form of addiction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h99fg9/rash_driving_is_a_form_of_addiction/ (speakthat)
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From space, watching us go from globally locked down to openly marching the streets, must be like watching bees suddenly defending their bee hive from an unknown threat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h99f68/from_space_watching_us_go_from_globally_locked/ (TheftNoodles)
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You're constantly tasting air

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h99eli/youre_constantly_tasting_air/ (murd8ck)
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Cats don’t love you they just think you’re a big catch that feeds them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h99dzp/cats_dont_love_you_they_just_think_youre_a_big/ (Zyk40)
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Humans do the "Chicken Dance" without chickens knowing, and it's possible that chickens are doing the "Human Dance" without us knowing..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h99cmn/humans_do_the_chicken_dance_without_chickens/ (lil_suge)
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Samurai Jack is about a man who spends 50+ years doing side quests before beating the main story line.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h99bzd/samurai_jack_is_about_a_man_who_spends_50_years/ (Redditer51)
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Pets might think they're sleeping at the head of the bed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h99btd/pets_might_think_theyre_sleeping_at_the_head_of/ (Whatifim80lol)
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Cigarette smokers all think alike. Whenever you are in a new place and are looking for a discreet place to light up, oftentimes the spot you’ve chosen is already littered with butts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h99bd5/cigarette_smokers_all_think_alike_whenever_you/ (kwonasty)
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A pizza is a chart that is constantly updating on how much pizza there is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h99avp/a_pizza_is_a_chart_that_is_constantly_updating_on/ (Jeery_Judge)
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Technically anything can be a weapon if you use it correctly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h998op/technically_anything_can_be_a_weapon_if_you_use/ (ThatMemingGem347)
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People born deaf will never understand rhymes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9987y/people_born_deaf_will_never_understand_rhymes/ (Pokedex_complete)
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Most people have someone they know who is both their friend’s mom and their mom’s friend.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9962n/most_people_have_someone_they_know_who_is_both/ (Bumper2004)
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Someone saying “that’s funny” and not laughing is one of the few compliments that isn’t really a compliment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9945m/someone_saying_thats_funny_and_not_laughing_is/ (haskins_fukd_my_girl)
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life is the biggest form of pay to win

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h991cs/life_is_the_biggest_form_of_pay_to_win/ (maliahua)
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It’s really convenient humans lack tails and fur, because cleaning up during diaper changes would really suck otherwise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h99167/its_really_convenient_humans_lack_tails_and_fur/ (thyman3)
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Texas is the only place in the world where we will tie a rope to a bull's testicles and ride on its back.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h98yz6/texas_is_the_only_place_in_the_world_where_we/ (ThatNormalCrab)
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Our generation will see a lot of our favorite celebrities die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h98ywk/our_generation_will_see_a_lot_of_our_favorite/ (RussianPredator7778)
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With an Australian accent “or” and “awe” sound the same

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h98utd/with_an_australian_accent_or_and_awe_sound_the/ (Drunken_Drongo)
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Porn actors can act better than Mobile game ad actors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h98rgx/porn_actors_can_act_better_than_mobile_game_ad/ (BigNibbaDicc)
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Everybody is probably weird. Some people just don't feel the need to hide it, so they become the weird ones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h98qxj/everybody_is_probably_weird_some_people_just_dont/ (Lynds2019)
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7x3=21 has the same energy as Wednesday.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h98qrp/7x321_has_the_same_energy_as_wednesday/ (maxarooni27)
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The bookends for Millennials are Xennials and Zennials

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h98qdr/the_bookends_for_millennials_are_xennials_and/ (salamander317)
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No one appreciates or ever recognizes the amount of skin cancer that clouds have prevented

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h98nn5/no_one_appreciates_or_ever_recognizes_the_amount/ (2020Chapter)
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Most of us will die with a negative K/D ratio

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h98mjw/most_of_us_will_die_with_a_negative_kd_ratio/ (_WillyTheWaffle_)
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Some hardcore open-world gamers must be more familiar with the in-game routes than the city they actually live.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h98mi8/some_hardcore_openworld_gamers_must_be_more/ (theriffguy)
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Technically, everything released is a limited edition.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h98m3n/technically_everything_released_is_a_limited/ (-MolonLabe-)
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omnivores are the Pansexuals of food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h98kch/omnivores_are_the_pansexuals_of_food/ (gay-porn-user)
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Saving a game then saving it again to make sure you saved it is a perfect example of OCD.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h98iiw/saving_a_game_then_saving_it_again_to_make_sure/ (CosmicDustYT)
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Sleeping is such a weird concept. We lay motionless until we pass out and start hallucinating while having eye seizures.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h98iec/sleeping_is_such_a_weird_concept_we_lay/ (Here4dabooty)
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The least and most content people in the world are satisfied with nothing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h98h8d/the_least_and_most_content_people_in_the_world/ (zachpledger)
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There's something that seems so obviously real that it'd have to be true but in the future a new discovery could be made to make us all look like idiots

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h98g7z/theres_something_that_seems_so_obviously_real/ (_Epocalypse_Films_YT)
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You know you’re getting old when sleeping becomes an enjoyable hobby.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h98erf/you_know_youre_getting_old_when_sleeping_becomes/ (roastedtoperfection)
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People immediately any old person is a grandpa or grandma, but they don't assume a middle aged person is a mother or father.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h98e8z/people_immediately_any_old_person_is_a_grandpa_or/ (PorkAndMustard)
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The afterlife is full of people who had the right of way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h98cwp/the_afterlife_is_full_of_people_who_had_the_right/ (netpastor)
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Whenever Goofy gets the hiccups, people probably think he’s laughing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h98cf6/whenever_goofy_gets_the_hiccups_people_probably/ (Spicycold-10)
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The sell-by date on a jug of milk is actually the smell-by date

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h98bti/the_sellby_date_on_a_jug_of_milk_is_actually_the/ (Dakrys)
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Ping is almost an acronym, Point IN Game

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h98akq/ping_is_almost_an_acronym_point_in_game/ (DOS2_Beast)
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Ravioli is the spaghetti version of perogies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h98abl/ravioli_is_the_spaghetti_version_of_perogies/ (wikkahammdogg1)
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All digital art is technically pixel art.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h989vi/all_digital_art_is_technically_pixel_art/ ([deleted])
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Bargain bin DS games were the base for modern free mobile games

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9897c/bargain_bin_ds_games_were_the_base_for_modern/ (Krispeykremestar)
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It's not really a trash bag until you put trash in it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h988qh/its_not_really_a_trash_bag_until_you_put_trash_in/ (Spwoofed)
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The only result for permitting intolerance to be publicly promoted is to facilitate its proliferation through society which inevitably ends with a less free and less tolerant society.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h988c6/the_only_result_for_permitting_intolerance_to_be/ (Love_like_blood)
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Whenever Goofy hiccups, everyone thinks he’s laughing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h987x7/whenever_goofy_hiccups_everyone_thinks_hes/ ([deleted])
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Spiders coat their victims with “pee” then eat them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h987om/spiders_coat_their_victims_with_pee_then_eat_them/ (Jekkwad)
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Freshly made cheese isn't fresh at all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9879t/freshly_made_cheese_isnt_fresh_at_all/ (Deathmedical)
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In the expression "Love is a verb," love is a noun.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h985d8/in_the_expression_love_is_a_verb_love_is_a_noun/ (feralpulse)
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Someone just decided to draw ghosts as weird octopi and everyone went along with it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h984sa/someone_just_decided_to_draw_ghosts_as_weird/ (RaffyLouie9000)
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You only know your own birthday because someone else told you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h984cs/you_only_know_your_own_birthday_because_someone/ (Leyuugaff)
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We think it's badass how in nature the strong survive but human society is considered developed if everyone, the strong and the weak can survive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h980uq/we_think_its_badass_how_in_nature_the_strong/ (noo0ooooo0o)
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Shows use laugh tracks not because the show is funny, but as peer pressure to make people think its funny.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h98001/shows_use_laugh_tracks_not_because_the_show_is/ (Averydispleasedbork)
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It's the world when talking about people but the earth when talking about nature.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h97vh9/its_the_world_when_talking_about_people_but_the/ (WhosaWhatsa)
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Hundreds of random people probably have photos of you because you were in the background of their photo.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h97u41/hundreds_of_random_people_probably_have_photos_of/ (Leviathan946)
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If the usage of the word “what” had stock, it would’ve skyrocketed when masks became common

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h97tfi/if_the_usage_of_the_word_what_had_stock_it/ (Adorably_Average)
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ASMR is the vocal version of furry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h97sqa/asmr_is_the_vocal_version_of_furry/ (QuadSeven)
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You can go for a summer vacation on any day of the year it just depends on where you go.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h97qc2/you_can_go_for_a_summer_vacation_on_any_day_of/ (DueTry9)
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From 5 minutes of sorting by new, y'all are some horny dudes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h97opq/from_5_minutes_of_sorting_by_new_yall_are_some/ (HorrorJob7)
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Zombies in movies never actually eat the brain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h97onp/zombies_in_movies_never_actually_eat_the_brain/ (nool_)
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Permanent invisibility comes with inconveniences like being ignored by automatic doors, doormans and cab drivers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h97my2/permanent_invisibility_comes_with_inconveniences/ (LtMeat)
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A panda wouldn’t be able to use a human cell phone because its ear is too far away from its mouth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h97mwh/a_panda_wouldnt_be_able_to_use_a_human_cell_phone/ (meepsmops)
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Keeping masks in a bunch of different places in case you forget one is good prep for needing reading glasses later in life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h97lx2/keeping_masks_in_a_bunch_of_different_places_in/ (FightMilkLLC)
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The animal we most closely associate with cowboys is the horse

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h97ixa/the_animal_we_most_closely_associate_with_cowboys/ (ldk051119)
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The Weeknd probably owns a really nice pair of sneakers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h97if9/the_weeknd_probably_owns_a_really_nice_pair_of/ ([deleted])
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Without the fear of pain and pain itself, we would live in a utopia.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h97hu5/without_the_fear_of_pain_and_pain_itself_we_would/ (Linzinator)
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If Doofenshmirtz had hired a half-decent project manager, he would've been unstoppable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h97hqf/if_doofenshmirtz_had_hired_a_halfdecent_project/ (Mutant_Llama1)
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If we defund law enforcement, people will have to tell the neighbors to quiet down themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h97hi5/if_we_defund_law_enforcement_people_will_have_to/ (RobertGBradley)
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Whomever said "fight fire with fire" never played an RPG.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h97g19/whomever_said_fight_fire_with_fire_never_played/ (Secretsqwerl)
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We've reached a point where you can get arrested for opening a restaurant, but get a free pass for burning one down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h97fnr/weve_reached_a_point_where_you_can_get_arrested/ (ral365)
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Extremists and parodies of extremists are hard to differentiate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h97eke/extremists_and_parodies_of_extremists_are_hard_to/ (kippycaps)
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We all assume foods are from a certain place due to how popular it is there

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h97cf0/we_all_assume_foods_are_from_a_certain_place_due/ (MeLikeFood10)
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Girls who like ugly dogs probably settle for ugly guys too

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h97a8a/girls_who_like_ugly_dogs_probably_settle_for_ugly/ ([deleted])
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Humans are made of raw meat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h979md/humans_are_made_of_raw_meat/ (tryMelDareYou)
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DC superheroes sometimes refer to Marvel superheroes and vice versa without knowing that in another universe the other is doing the same to them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h979ku/dc_superheroes_sometimes_refer_to_marvel/ (-hegel_bagel-)
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It's always peepee or penis but never peepeenis

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h979fr/its_always_peepee_or_penis_but_never_peepeenis/ (Bloo_berry)
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A 30 year old dating a 25 year old is fine, but a 10th grader dating a 5th grader seems crazy even t though the age gap is the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h977mm/a_30_year_old_dating_a_25_year_old_is_fine_but_a/ (Yingb31)
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Sunburns suck cause after you shower, you still don’t feel clean.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9776n/sunburns_suck_cause_after_you_shower_you_still/ (amb24601)
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Lots of people want to feel the adrenaline rush of stunts and skydiving but noone likes the rush of doing an essay an hour before it's due.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h976s0/lots_of_people_want_to_feel_the_adrenaline_rush/ (Muffin_Cat66)
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To “screw” something up, and to “nail” it are opposite.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h975vw/to_screw_something_up_and_to_nail_it_are_opposite/ (BeatLaboratory)
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If Kermit the frog and Miss Piggy had kids, there is a good chance that we could have ended up with Bacon that tastes like chicken.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h975e8/if_kermit_the_frog_and_miss_piggy_had_kids_there/ (TimesUglyStepchild)
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Between friends there is a constant pool of birthday money in limbo, that keeps getting passed back and forth on birthdays

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h974qq/between_friends_there_is_a_constant_pool_of/ (eyegazer444)
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It’s all fun in the rain until lightning strikes the umbrella.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h973b9/its_all_fun_in_the_rain_until_lightning_strikes/ (Darkshadow1819)
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The hardest and easiest thing happens at the start of your day and at the end. Waking up and going to sleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h97330/the_hardest_and_easiest_thing_happens_at_the/ (andrewanthonio)
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There are two tiers of historic importance: Those whose birthdays get you a day off work and those who don’t.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h972ai/there_are_two_tiers_of_historic_importance_those/ (AGroupofThisIsCalled)
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Analog watches are one of the only things to tell you exactly when they’ve stopped working.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h971ym/analog_watches_are_one_of_the_only_things_to_tell/ (straightasaboomerang)
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When you sleep, it is your free preview of death, but everyone enjoys sleeping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h971v0/when_you_sleep_it_is_your_free_preview_of_death/ (SirThatsIllegal)
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Cicadas are the dead beat dads of nature. They show up only after every 7 years and are a nuisance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h970fc/cicadas_are_the_dead_beat_dads_of_nature_they/ (pluginbbg)
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Geico's commercial about a "clogging" problem is actually only a tap issue.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9704x/geicos_commercial_about_a_clogging_problem_is/ (DarkWork0)
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Gay people rely on straight people to produce more gay people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h96zlh/gay_people_rely_on_straight_people_to_produce/ (BigNibbaDicc)
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If we never had Vine, we would never have gotten Tic Tok

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h96zgp/if_we_never_had_vine_we_would_never_have_gotten/ (dankpenguin69)
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Many car companies have symmetrical logos so that they look the same in rear-view mirrors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h96ynr/many_car_companies_have_symmetrical_logos_so_that/ (flapjackbandit00)
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You could love a celebrity and know everything about them, but they don’t know who you are and don’t know that you exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h96yau/you_could_love_a_celebrity_and_know_everything/ (_Jack_lambert)
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One of the positives of being a parent is that you become a professional at wiping ass

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h96xqz/one_of_the_positives_of_being_a_parent_is_that/ (PhotoClock)
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After a loved ones death, there is a window where holding a corpse is normal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h96x1o/after_a_loved_ones_death_there_is_a_window_where/ (Raimo_kautto)
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It seems that Highest grossing or most hyped movies loss their appeal later, whereas comparatively low budget movies often gets more views and more recommended

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h96wc1/it_seems_that_highest_grossing_or_most_hyped/ (m_ashab)
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Your dog may have met their soul mate at a park but you were never going to that happen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h96vhx/your_dog_may_have_met_their_soul_mate_at_a_park/ ([deleted])
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The more you stop going after money, fame and respect, the more wealthy, famous and respectable you get

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h96va8/the_more_you_stop_going_after_money_fame_and/ (Abdullah-Saeed)
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Snakes really don’t care how big something is before they decide to try and eat it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h96u4f/snakes_really_dont_care_how_big_something_is/ (DJFid)
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The difference between a "girlfriend" and a "girl friend" is space.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h96suk/the_difference_between_a_girlfriend_and_a_girl/ (EmpJoker)
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Simone Biles is the next generation’s Michael Jordan

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h96r3t/simone_biles_is_the_next_generations_michael/ ([deleted])
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Arguing with a hillbilly is akin to pulling tooth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h96pd2/arguing_with_a_hillbilly_is_akin_to_pulling_tooth/ (RobertGBradley)
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Anyone who says “I am a liar,” is always telling the truth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h96p8v/anyone_who_says_i_am_a_liar_is_always_telling_the/ (Kcwidman)
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Fossils/Bones Don’t Describe A Creatures Full Phenotypical Appearance

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h96maf/fossilsbones_dont_describe_a_creatures_full/ (reddituser980778)
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if lesbians can control themselves when girls are wearing revealing clothes but guys can’t maybe the problem is not the clothes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h96lfu/if_lesbians_can_control_themselves_when_girls_are/ (C9Aayushman_V)
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If you consume enough bread/wine at church, you’ll eventually eat enough to form a full deity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h96k9z/if_you_consume_enough_breadwine_at_church_youll/ (Organboner4844)
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Given the fact that humans can mass produce alcoholic beverages, it is a shame that no one has designed a cheap alcoholic pill to get you messed up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h96k5c/given_the_fact_that_humans_can_mass_produce/ ([deleted])
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Carl Sagan was the Fred Rogers of science.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h96i99/carl_sagan_was_the_fred_rogers_of_science/ (helldeskmonkey)
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Since the advent of online dating, computers have been selectively breeding humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h96htn/since_the_advent_of_online_dating_computers_have/ (wattsandvars)
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Since it’s never really specified which direction it would have to go, theoretically any set of stairs could be a “stairway to heaven”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h96hm9/since_its_never_really_specified_which_direction/ (jacobsredditusername)
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You never have to wait in line at checkout in video games.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h96edg/you_never_have_to_wait_in_line_at_checkout_in/ (_Merlinius_)
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Before the existence of cameras, people never saw themselves with their eyes closed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h96dwa/before_the_existence_of_cameras_people_never_saw/ (scrotumhand)
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The Garden of eden devil would've made more sense as a spider

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h96cnd/the_garden_of_eden_devil_wouldve_made_more_sense/ (Usernamedel)
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No history book is completely up to date

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h96bpm/no_history_book_is_completely_up_to_date/ (zeldalvr)
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Corn has a very high yield

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h96avx/corn_has_a_very_high_yield/ (Sir_Painkiller)
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Similar reactions are observed from a Nearly full bladder and a nearly empty battery.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h96av7/similar_reactions_are_observed_from_a_nearly_full/ (wafareddit)
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The letter "M" is the default mouth's letter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h968zf/the_letter_m_is_the_default_mouths_letter/ (gaboalbert)
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Yelling "Fire!" can either help save a life or take a life depending on who is yelling it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h967v5/yelling_fire_can_either_help_save_a_life_or_take/ (86-Everything)
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Red onion is actually purple onion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h967fd/red_onion_is_actually_purple_onion/ (w00dw0rk3r)
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Age matters less as you age.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h966i2/age_matters_less_as_you_age/ (lulufanatic1)
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In the Song 'What Comes Around Goes Around' the singer says, "What comes around goes around, I'll tell you why" but he never tells us why.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h965ln/in_the_song_what_comes_around_goes_around_the/ (GenghisKhan1206)
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Since it takes our brains a few milliseconds to process what we see, we are technically living in the past.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9653q/since_it_takes_our_brains_a_few_milliseconds_to/ (Endless-Calamity)
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It is physically impossible to imagine a new color.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h963xh/it_is_physically_impossible_to_imagine_a_new_color/ ([deleted])
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With the creation of emoticons. The alphabet has come full circle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h963vf/with_the_creation_of_emoticons_the_alphabet_has/ (diggy_doc)
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Every day begins in the dark and every day ends in the dark, but in the middle there is light.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h962k1/every_day_begins_in_the_dark_and_every_day_ends/ (davy89irox)
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The mythbusters could have become huge disproving internet videos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h961gm/the_mythbusters_could_have_become_huge_disproving/ (tough_guy_mike)
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You know every digit of pie, but not the correct order

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h961ax/you_know_every_digit_of_pie_but_not_the_correct/ (Itz_Electro)
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Some people get a nice surprise when they see a bunny or a squirrel, but some day, it’ll be just as interesting to see birds in the sky.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h96180/some_people_get_a_nice_surprise_when_they_see_a/ (BupBupBeans)
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Pillows are beds for your head

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h95zrc/pillows_are_beds_for_your_head/ ([deleted])
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It's surprising that slippers aren't more slippery.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h95yyu/its_surprising_that_slippers_arent_more_slippery/ (aelbaum)
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Claiming there is a fly in your drink to get it for free only works at the high end joints.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h95wa1/claiming_there_is_a_fly_in_your_drink_to_get_it/ (Gary_October)
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There are more nipples in the world then there are people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h95w8r/there_are_more_nipples_in_the_world_then_there/ (nightmare-chicken)
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The guy who invented the eraser just rubbed a bunch of things on paper until it worked

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h95vvj/the_guy_who_invented_the_eraser_just_rubbed_a/ (NOLantis06)
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Making eye contact with a stranger through a reflection is either really awkward or really deep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h95tc9/making_eye_contact_with_a_stranger_through_a/ ([deleted])
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Water doesn’t have a flavor but it can still taste nasty

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h95rp8/water_doesnt_have_a_flavor_but_it_can_still_taste/ (guminhyeok)
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The lower the top speed of a car, the faster it can accelerate to top speed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h95r91/the_lower_the_top_speed_of_a_car_the_faster_it/ (Axelswee_TF2)
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"A rosey rose rose rose" technically makes sense.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h95qku/a_rosey_rose_rose_rose_technically_makes_sense/ (Evergreen_Night)
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We tried turning the world off then back on again only it DID NOT fix the problem.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h95qjt/we_tried_turning_the_world_off_then_back_on_again/ (MaesterOogway)
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More often than not, people only laugh when they’re around other people. Most people don’t laugh out loud when they’re alone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h95pbq/more_often_than_not_people_only_laugh_when_theyre/ (kippycaps)
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You can meet celebrities multiple times, but you can only meet ‘regular’ people once.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h95p03/you_can_meet_celebrities_multiple_times_but_you/ ([deleted])
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Doors are only temporary walls.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h95ngx/doors_are_only_temporary_walls/ (rweber2015)
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Most of us will die with a negative k/d ratio.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h95l5x/most_of_us_will_die_with_a_negative_kd_ratio/ (woosh-me-i-dare-u)
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Trees are always leaving but don't go anywhere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h95kfe/trees_are_always_leaving_but_dont_go_anywhere/ (86-Everything)
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There have probably been expensive mistakes based on people using "then" and "than" in the wrong instances.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h95jnp/there_have_probably_been_expensive_mistakes_based/ (blodger42)
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Dinosaurs probably sound like birds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h95gis/dinosaurs_probably_sound_like_birds/ (adamAtBeef)
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Having a dream about Freddy Krueger is almost a real life encounter with him.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h95g5r/having_a_dream_about_freddy_krueger_is_almost_a/ (onlyonVhs)
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Joe Rogan is Oprah for dudes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h95dyo/joe_rogan_is_oprah_for_dudes/ (fpow)
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We don't mind if people steal our ideas, so long as they do it worse and get less positive reaction to it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h95cm8/we_dont_mind_if_people_steal_our_ideas_so_long_as/ (walnutssandmore)
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It leaves change with temperature then they’re just mood rings for trees.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h95aad/it_leaves_change_with_temperature_then_theyre/ (That_Guy2847)
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It’s not considered nudity to show footage of a colonoscopy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h957ej/its_not_considered_nudity_to_show_footage_of_a/ (ignore_shitpost)
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"No Trespassing" signs are telling you committing a specific crime is not allowed here. Seems pointless to tell people that committing crimes is not allowed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h956f1/no_trespassing_signs_are_telling_you_committing_a/ (jabeith)
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The Dali lama is inspiration for a bald kid who rides around on an air scooter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h955sn/the_dali_lama_is_inspiration_for_a_bald_kid_who/ (big-dick-danny)
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Straight men tend to like curves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9559k/straight_men_tend_to_like_curves/ (Ixpqd)
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The right to be stupid isn't the problem so much as the myriad of people who abuse it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h951ej/the_right_to_be_stupid_isnt_the_problem_so_much/ (RobertGBradley)
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No matter how many times you lick your fingers, you'll never get them thoroughly cleaned.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h94z4n/no_matter_how_many_times_you_lick_your_fingers/ (TempleOfBone)
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Knowing you have a massive profit on something and keeping it can be a better feeling than selling it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h94ys5/knowing_you_have_a_massive_profit_on_something/ (MansNotHot772)
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The Purge is technically a holiday because nobody is required to work

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h94yqt/the_purge_is_technically_a_holiday_because_nobody/ (Trebord_)
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Social media apps have become generational gaps

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h94wqv/social_media_apps_have_become_generational_gaps/ (Somnys)
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We look at dogs laying around all day and think “how do they not get so bored?” But dogs probably look at us while we’re on our phones and video games and think the same things

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h94wnm/we_look_at_dogs_laying_around_all_day_and_think/ (Hunk-sassy)
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Robocop is a horror movie or an action movie based on what social class you are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h94who/robocop_is_a_horror_movie_or_an_action_movie/ (cooterbreath)
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Pepé Le Pew was a serial rapist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h94uoz/pepé_le_pew_was_a_serial_rapist/ (The_Painted_Man)
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The letter k looks like a turrent or sentry gun if you put it on its side.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h94tdu/the_letter_k_looks_like_a_turrent_or_sentry_gun/ (Rdo30)
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One day we will be reminiscing with friends about a cartoon about a sponge and a young person will think “Oh wow, they are THAT old...”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h94t7n/one_day_we_will_be_reminiscing_with_friends_about/ (Neonlazerthunderbutt)
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If someone with a tattoo sleeve loses their arm they waste money ontop of losing an arm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h94r1z/if_someone_with_a_tattoo_sleeve_loses_their_arm/ (TriangleMan42)
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Lucid dreams are an internal glitch that lets you have a conscious glimpse into your unconscious

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h94qdj/lucid_dreams_are_an_internal_glitch_that_lets_you/ ([deleted])
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When you murder a murderer, the number of murderers in the world does not change or decrease.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h94pl6/when_you_murder_a_murderer_the_number_of/ (LostBoyMoe)
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Zoomers are the first generation to have most of their pop culture come from the internet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h94pcs/zoomers_are_the_first_generation_to_have_most_of/ (Somnys)
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Things really started to go to shit when they stopped airing Looney Tunes on cable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h94ouk/things_really_started_to_go_to_shit_when_they/ (monguloids)
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We never see cats die the other eight times because they are actually magically avoiding the situation leading to the death, rather than reviving or reincarnating.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h94osf/we_never_see_cats_die_the_other_eight_times/ (Adamis9876)
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Parents telling children to get better grades can ironically lead to them getting depression, leading to worse grades

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h94nbr/parents_telling_children_to_get_better_grades_can/ (An_Error404)
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Your future self is spying on you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h94n8h/your_future_self_is_spying_on_you/ (Saul_T_Nut)
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Y’know, we’ve never seen Batman’s bed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h94n67/yknow_weve_never_seen_batmans_bed/ (TheMidgetsCurse)
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Parenthood is an NPC escort mission.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h94mlo/parenthood_is_an_npc_escort_mission/ ([deleted])
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There is someone out there that hates you for making your username

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h94lyj/there_is_someone_out_there_that_hates_you_for/ ([deleted])
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You “ride” a bike but you “drive” a car despite the fact that you actually provide the driving force on a bike and not in a car

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h94lpr/you_ride_a_bike_but_you_drive_a_car_despite_the/ (lualdu)
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The Bible may be one of the few books that cannot be categorized under the non-fiction or fiction section.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h94j9v/the_bible_may_be_one_of_the_few_books_that_cannot/ ([deleted])
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Asking "for a friend" is more suspicious than asking normally

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h94fx4/asking_for_a_friend_is_more_suspicious_than/ (malicious_sunburn)
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An amputee's body must adapt to reduce the amount of blood it produces, to compensate for missing blood vessels.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h94feo/an_amputees_body_must_adapt_to_reduce_the_amount/ (calum_morton)
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A bot is in charge of filtering what thoughts are original, when bots can neither have thoughts nor be orignal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h94fa3/a_bot_is_in_charge_of_filtering_what_thoughts_are/ ([deleted])
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How can someone win if winning means that someone loses?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h94f2t/how_can_someone_win_if_winning_means_that_someone/ ([deleted])
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Astrology (astron ("star") and logos, ("science") isn't a science and does not study stars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h94dx2/astrology_astron_star_and_logos_science_isnt_a/ (Alex_Bublick)
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Over 2000 years of music has been written using only 12 notes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h94duv/over_2000_years_of_music_has_been_written_using/ (Horny-Housewife)
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The highlights of a historian's career is the documentary they make.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h94bc5/the_highlights_of_a_historians_career_is_the/ (nuts-and-meat_exe)
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The "Research Flat Earth" bumper stickers are pretty ironic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h947g4/the_research_flat_earth_bumper_stickers_are/ (swagenom3try)
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Compressed air canisters are never empty, they just slowly decrease in pressure to 1 atm

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9450z/compressed_air_canisters_are_never_empty_they/ (BradGoesWild)
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Saying you only visit someone on special occasions could be both an insult and a compliment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h944tc/saying_you_only_visit_someone_on_special/ (A-Human_Being)
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The unrealistic expectation of a princess is not her hair, it's that she was able to keep her figure while being locked away in a tower for years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9441x/the_unrealistic_expectation_of_a_princess_is_not/ (acutedisorder)
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There's a chance you've met the same stranger several times in your life, but never realized it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9433x/theres_a_chance_youve_met_the_same_stranger/ (a_meme_supreme_)
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NASA has sent Intergalactic Dick Pics onboard the Voyager Spacecrafts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h941ni/nasa_has_sent_intergalactic_dick_pics_onboard_the/ (okikuokiku)
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If you wear a glove puppet are you fisting a fictional character

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h940r8/if_you_wear_a_glove_puppet_are_you_fisting_a/ (universesurfer27)
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Grape candy doesn't taste like grapes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h93uid/grape_candy_doesnt_taste_like_grapes/ (mallolike)
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If the Sun disappeared nobody would know for about 8 minutes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h93ufu/if_the_sun_disappeared_nobody_would_know_for/ (ThatMemingGem347)
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The opposite of overstep is understand

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h93t0y/the_opposite_of_overstep_is_understand/ (WillNicholls123)
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Here are some bugs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h93sre/here_are_some_bugs/ (Hardgebard)
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Boredom is such a privileged feeling/emotion

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h93rtq/boredom_is_such_a_privileged_feelingemotion/ (PotentionalFriend)
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Regardless of a girl’s shoe size, their socks are always like 3 inches long...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h93rp8/regardless_of_a_girls_shoe_size_their_socks_are/ (BigFudgeFever627)
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One of mankind's crowning achievements is that we can use the sun's light to generate electricity to run air conditioning to fight the sun's heat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h93plg/one_of_mankinds_crowning_achievements_is_that_we/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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Sunglasses help make people feel cool. Since they block a majority of sun rays, they actually help cool people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h93p8s/sunglasses_help_make_people_feel_cool_since_they/ (Organboner4844)
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Lawsuits will defund the police.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h93p7j/lawsuits_will_defund_the_police/ (AverageJew87)
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One day the earth will no longer be, and there won’t be any proof that we ever existed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h93otv/one_day_the_earth_will_no_longer_be_and_there/ (Barry_McCockiner88)
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Dogs are not made of wood.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h93orz/dogs_are_not_made_of_wood/ (Hardgebard)
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In the future there's going to be a lot of homemade masks at Goodwill.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h93n0k/in_the_future_theres_going_to_be_a_lot_of/ (DreamSpan)
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Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h93mu2/every_machine_is_a_smoke_machine_if_you_operate/ ([deleted])
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People from our generation will most likely celebrate “nice 69th” birthday parties

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h93lkx/people_from_our_generation_will_most_likely/ (coopdog900)
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The word Condiment can be easily mistaken for condom mint.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h93lkq/the_word_condiment_can_be_easily_mistaken_for/ (Terry-Fold)
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Grass is not an animal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h93lih/grass_is_not_an_animal/ (Hardgebard)
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Mr Smith from Matrix movies is probably the one who has received biggest amount of ass-kicking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h93l8p/mr_smith_from_matrix_movies_is_probably_the_one/ (Berthole)
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Somewhere, there could be a quazar that already erupted which is pointed right at us..millions of light-years away. We are already in the blast radius.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h93kbc/somewhere_there_could_be_a_quazar_that_already/ (Cunn1ng-Stunt)
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People use glasses as a disguise but you never see people who actually use glasses take theirs off for a disguise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h93k0l/people_use_glasses_as_a_disguise_but_you_never/ (OviedoRefugee)
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If octopuses lived long enough they would probably be able to enter the stone age

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h93jys/if_octopuses_lived_long_enough_they_would/ (ThatMemingGem347)
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The guy who knelt with Colin Kaepernick must be jealous of all the attention

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h93iwf/the_guy_who_knelt_with_colin_kaepernick_must_be/ ([deleted])
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Despite all the colorful diagrams in textbooks when your alive the inside of your body is pitch black

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h93gjo/despite_all_the_colorful_diagrams_in_textbooks/ (Dill-pickle314)
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Ringing in ears is the magenta of sounds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h93fsy/ringing_in_ears_is_the_magenta_of_sounds/ (Dallai_Farmer34)
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People entering random emails for signing up to websites must be annoying for the people who actually use the email they entered

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h93fh9/people_entering_random_emails_for_signing_up_to/ (Simmonsdude)
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A more likely "AI revolution" would probably consist of AI simply refusing to cooperate with us. For all we know it could already be underway.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h93ewy/a_more_likely_ai_revolution_would_probably/ (Mizuxe621)
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You can aspire to be perfect but it's impossible to actually be perfect.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h93d7a/you_can_aspire_to_be_perfect_but_its_impossible/ (Willzy11)
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There is no guarantee that a spider hasn’t walked on your face while sleeping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h93by6/there_is_no_guarantee_that_a_spider_hasnt_walked/ (OhYeaDaddy)
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Old peanut butter is melted butter that contains peanut material

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h93b3d/old_peanut_butter_is_melted_butter_that_contains/ (Hardgebard)
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Very few people have one specific favorite song, instead, favorite songs rotate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h939o8/very_few_people_have_one_specific_favorite_song/ (im_reallysad)
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People sometimes eat mouldy cheese but you never see anyone eat mouldy yogurt or drink mouldy milk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h938an/people_sometimes_eat_mouldy_cheese_but_you_never/ (Caiross)
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Dogs have one of the strongest senses of smell, yet they care the less about hygiene and even seek out odors we find offensive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9387u/dogs_have_one_of_the_strongest_senses_of_smell/ (jgtemmen)
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The average dog speaks more English than the average human speaks dog

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9386b/the_average_dog_speaks_more_english_than_the/ (doodler365)
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One day, you’ll use older photos of yourself on social media cause you’ve aged to much to take better ones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h937kk/one_day_youll_use_older_photos_of_yourself_on/ (EspenSkjeer)
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Voldemort wouldn't have been nearly as scary in-universe if everyone took initiative and just decided to make fun of his nose.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h935rj/voldemort_wouldnt_have_been_nearly_as_scary/ (Josephi_Kakrowski_22)
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Everyone in history you’ve learnt about has seen the moon, just like you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h935k9/everyone_in_history_youve_learnt_about_has_seen/ (chazskellon)
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You can't cover The Real Slim Shady without proving Eminem's point exactly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h935cz/you_cant_cover_the_real_slim_shady_without/ (YoureWelcomeUniverse)
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Every person's handwriting has it's own font

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h933b7/every_persons_handwriting_has_its_own_font/ (JoThePro10)
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It is better to cry from the heart,

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h93395/it_is_better_to_cry_from_the_heart/ (GenIISD)
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Security guards working at Samsung are "guardians of the galaxy"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h930t5/security_guards_working_at_samsung_are_guardians/ ([deleted])
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Given the fact that dragon flies eat 30 to hundreds of mosquitoes per day, it's a shame no country has grow dragon flies in vitro in order to eradicate malaria

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h930ku/given_the_fact_that_dragon_flies_eat_30_to/ (PhotoClock)
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A ‘mort’gage is a loan you pay back until you die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h93083/a_mortgage_is_a_loan_you_pay_back_until_you_die/ (masterofyourhouse)
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If you live with a blind person you really don't have to wear clothes around the house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9304d/if_you_live_with_a_blind_person_you_really_dont/ (Leafdissector)
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Living every day like it's your last kind of sucks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h92zjt/living_every_day_like_its_your_last_kind_of_sucks/ (TheyCallMeDrAsshole)
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Many people believe their experiences and thoughts are unique, but think their opinions shouldn't be.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h92ykb/many_people_believe_their_experiences_and/ (TheRepeatTautology)
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If you don’t wear mask where required, you probably don’t use protection during sex either.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h92yi8/if_you_dont_wear_mask_where_required_you_probably/ (raddigansvehicle)
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A bottomless pit will always either loop back around or go infinitely into space.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h92xl8/a_bottomless_pit_will_always_either_loop_back/ (spursjosh06)
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in a psychological horror you know you are doing the right thing when "something's wrong..."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h92wd9/in_a_psychological_horror_you_know_you_are_doing/ (The_real_melone)
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Restaurants buy rare ingredients every day for that one customer willing to spend $1000 on food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h92vs7/restaurants_buy_rare_ingredients_every_day_for/ (pastell_soelli)
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You’re closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h92uyw/youre_closer_to_being_a_millionaire_than_jeff/ (DreBalbay)
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At some point in history, there must have been the same amount of alive and dead people on Earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h92uqx/at_some_point_in_history_there_must_have_been_the/ (Thancreed)
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A hill has its ups and downs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h92ui9/a_hill_has_its_ups_and_downs/ (JailBail)
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In Ice Age movies, the squirrel that breaks the ice with his walnut represents humans who harms the environment for their own desires.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h92u51/in_ice_age_movies_the_squirrel_that_breaks_the/ (romercan)
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Dolphins are mammals so technically we can milk them and turn them into dolphin cheese.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h92u3m/dolphins_are_mammals_so_technically_we_can_milk/ (RippleTitsDestroyer)
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When eating chips usually you eat them in order, from largest to smallest, without really thinking of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h92u0w/when_eating_chips_usually_you_eat_them_in_order/ (Berthole)
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You’re closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h92tb0/youre_closer_to_being_a_millionaire_than_jeff/ ([deleted])
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The w and h may or may not be silent in the word why.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h92t8s/the_w_and_h_may_or_may_not_be_silent_in_the_word/ (WizardOfIF)
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The first horse race was probably held less than an hour after mankind discovered horses could be mounted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h92qeo/the_first_horse_race_was_probably_held_less_than/ (MinFootspace)
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"Improved Performance" is the biggest lie we all learned to ignore when using phones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h92q7a/improved_performance_is_the_biggest_lie_we_all/ (olol798)
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Finding random money on cashapp is the adult version of seeing cash in your pockets before laundry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h92ols/finding_random_money_on_cashapp_is_the_adult/ ([deleted])
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If you go to bed past midnight you're going to bed early, not late.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h92nkx/if_you_go_to_bed_past_midnight_youre_going_to_bed/ (301is301)
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Kindness amplified as it is shared.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h92n0c/kindness_amplified_as_it_is_shared/ (john212223)
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'Dance like no one is watching' is tough when everyone around you has a video camera at the ready.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h92mrz/dance_like_no_one_is_watching_is_tough_when/ (Saywhhhaat)
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Masks must have made allergy season a lot better for a lot of people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h92lu4/masks_must_have_made_allergy_season_a_lot_better/ (DesktopWebsite)
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Maybe death is the ultimate peace. It's the one moment where your mind and body no longer have to digest the rollercoaster of good and bad emotions, foods, etc.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h92kci/maybe_death_is_the_ultimate_peace_its_the_one/ (thothondmt)
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At one point, humans were the fastest man-made object.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h92izy/at_one_point_humans_were_the_fastest_manmade/ (BoneRemover)
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If you pee on the floor and you clean it with a mop, you're cleaning the floor with urine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h92iu8/if_you_pee_on_the_floor_and_you_clean_it_with_a/ (ClueL3ss92)
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If you walk far enough in any direction, you’ll eventually reach an ocean

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h92iqk/if_you_walk_far_enough_in_any_direction_youll/ (imperial_twizzle)
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Acronyms must be really easy to make in Spanish because of all the noun genders and verb conjugations/endings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h92hfp/acronyms_must_be_really_easy_to_make_in_spanish/ (JansenMCCuber)
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If there is an infinite amount of decimals in between two numbers, there can’t be a way to get to the next number.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h92h59/if_there_is_an_infinite_amount_of_decimals_in/ (gucciavocoda)
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Good day to be underage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h92gna/good_day_to_be_underage/ (__REDWOOD__)
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No matter our age, deep down we are still just little kids, trying to get the grownups to pay attention

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h92gjt/no_matter_our_age_deep_down_we_are_still_just/ (kissingskeletons)
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When cartoon characters raise their fist in anger, it’s basically the censored version of flipping someone off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h92gi3/when_cartoon_characters_raise_their_fist_in_anger/ (theaurtarchist)
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Not a single person on earth has consented to being alive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h92ftw/not_a_single_person_on_earth_has_consented_to/ (UrAverageDegenerate)
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Cutting your sandwich into triangles tastes better than rectangles because you only have two sides of crust per slice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h92f56/cutting_your_sandwich_into_triangles_tastes/ (tman391)
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Driving a car that doesn't have a manufacturer logo/branding looks weird, but wearing clothing items without logos/brandings doesn't.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h92f4f/driving_a_car_that_doesnt_have_a_manufacturer/ (viscount_bob)
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Lipstick sales have got to be way down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h92evj/lipstick_sales_have_got_to_be_way_down/ (NYGroove)
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Pets are probably just as confused as you are that you want their seat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h92el1/pets_are_probably_just_as_confused_as_you_are/ (joetothemo)
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All suns are stars, but not all stars are suns.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h92ef2/all_suns_are_stars_but_not_all_stars_are_suns/ (PicklesTickle91)
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If you’re alive in your 50’s you’re considered old, but if you die in you’re 50’s you’re considered young

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h92ee1/if_youre_alive_in_your_50s_youre_considered_old/ (Nauber23)
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If you live in a van and the van is parked in an apartment complex parking lot then do you still live in the apartment complex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h92ecq/if_you_live_in_a_van_and_the_van_is_parked_in_an/ (Yourgesflergen)
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If the Make-a-Wish foundation stopped granting wishes, that would either be bad, or REALLY good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h92e5d/if_the_makeawish_foundation_stopped_granting/ (JWW13)
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Everybody has been the youngest person in the world at some point

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h92dqn/everybody_has_been_the_youngest_person_in_the/ (Alfredo142007)
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Many people have died without ever knowing what their bedroom looked like from the perspective of their ceiling

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h92cxt/many_people_have_died_without_ever_knowing_what/ (TheBibleBoi)
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The Harry Potter series is the longest epilogue in literary history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h92cgr/the_harry_potter_series_is_the_longest_epilogue/ (VerbotenPublish)
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If you have a premature birth you can get your driver's license a bit early.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h92cbb/if_you_have_a_premature_birth_you_can_get_your/ (englishtube)
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Chuck E. Cheese was the original pizza rat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h929pf/chuck_e_cheese_was_the_original_pizza_rat/ (DildoMcGillicutty)
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the opposite of 'lol' is 'cry in silence'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h928l5/the_opposite_of_lol_is_cry_in_silence/ (EmoYogurt)
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If masks become the thing,in a few years there will be people asking for mouth and nose pics

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h928hw/if_masks_become_the_thingin_a_few_years_there/ (drakendorian)
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Mass producing dragon flies could eradicate malaria.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h927te/mass_producing_dragon_flies_could_eradicate/ ([deleted])
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If they advertised College like they did infomercials a lot more people would do it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h926hb/if_they_advertised_college_like_they_did/ (someguytoday63)
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When we were kids, old people were either the meanest or nicest people we knew.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h925x3/when_we_were_kids_old_people_were_either_the/ (KiwiWithAFace)
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You have officially been “the worlds youngest person” at one point

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h925sw/you_have_officially_been_the_worlds_youngest/ (inphenite)
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We don't give enough credit to shaggy for training Scooby-Doo

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h925qs/we_dont_give_enough_credit_to_shaggy_for_training/ (BirthdaysuitMosh)
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Most of your favorite childhood heroes probably have ptsd.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9239r/most_of_your_favorite_childhood_heroes_probably/ (NerkDurgen)
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After watching Ratatouille, at least one person in the world somewhere has attempted to cook their food with lightning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h91xyq/after_watching_ratatouille_at_least_one_person_in/ (AQbL5494)
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Arachnid architect = web designer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h91v7c/arachnid_architect_web_designer/ (prophylaxitive)
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Water is the default flavor

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h91v72/water_is_the_default_flavor/ (Salim_S)
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It’s interesting she goes by JK because she’s become such a joke

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h91uvy/its_interesting_she_goes_by_jk_because_shes/ (rikkisixx)
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By saying "not to make things awkward, but...", you are making things awkward.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h91uuh/by_saying_not_to_make_things_awkward_but_you_are/ (Brammos_Brammellini)
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Your bed is actually just a shelf for your body when you are not using it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h91u45/your_bed_is_actually_just_a_shelf_for_your_body/ (Slayrr_FbrC)
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Anger is a very good detonator but a terrible fuel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h91sjn/anger_is_a_very_good_detonator_but_a_terrible_fuel/ (MinFootspace)
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There's a top part of a pop tart

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h91rwz/theres_a_top_part_of_a_pop_tart/ ([deleted])
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Technically speaking Lava is Wet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h91qgl/technically_speaking_lava_is_wet/ (crickypop)
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Technically nobody has stepped on the moon because of the space suits.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h91oun/technically_nobody_has_stepped_on_the_moon/ (englishtube)
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The youngest person to die technically holds the world record for life's shortest speed run.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h91ofq/the_youngest_person_to_die_technically_holds_the/ (LaptopArmageddon)
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All olympic swimmers are better at running than they are at swimming

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h91o5a/all_olympic_swimmers_are_better_at_running_than/ (DismalVegetable5)
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A cooking show, but instead of food it’s the making the most delicious glass of water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h91ney/a_cooking_show_but_instead_of_food_its_the_making/ (JoeDaBruh)
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If humans are supposed to drink 8 glasses of water per day, and some whales can dive deep underwater for hours, then when a whale needs to breathe, it probably just feels like being thirsty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h91lbj/if_humans_are_supposed_to_drink_8_glasses_of/ (petehudso)
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If you give someone money for their birthday, it’s almost like you lost a bet with them on how long they would live.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h91l9x/if_you_give_someone_money_for_their_birthday_its/ (KING_SOLOMON25)
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If humans are supposed to drink 8 glasses of water per day, and some whales can dive deep underwater for hours, then when a whale needs to breath, it probably just feels like being thirsty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h91kdt/if_humans_are_supposed_to_drink_8_glasses_of/ ([deleted])
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Your pet definitely silently judges you when you do weird shit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h91jmz/your_pet_definitely_silently_judges_you_when_you/ (chickennugget193)
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If you bash your keyboard, you'll most likely come up with a combination no one has come up with yet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h91ixe/if_you_bash_your_keyboard_youll_most_likely_come/ (5PugNeto)
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We shame weebs for wanting to be a part of Japanese culture, But never people who fake being slavic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h91isc/we_shame_weebs_for_wanting_to_be_a_part_of/ (TDS755)
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Socks are usually clean when they go in the garbage...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h91iq7/socks_are_usually_clean_when_they_go_in_the/ (20CharacterLimitOnly)
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“It” is a totally gender ambiguous way to address people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h91hcc/it_is_a_totally_gender_ambiguous_way_to_address/ (Ridethepig101)
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Sleeping is the only thing that doesn’t make you tired.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h91grj/sleeping_is_the_only_thing_that_doesnt_make_you/ (QuotidianQuandaries)
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All buildings protect us from nature and we are nature.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h91g9c/all_buildings_protect_us_from_nature_and_we_are/ (notlookingforsex)
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Your stomach thinks every kind of food is mashed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h91d39/your_stomach_thinks_every_kind_of_food_is_mashed/ (chickennugget193)
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DOB and DOA are the start and end of your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h91bs5/dob_and_doa_are_the_start_and_end_of_your_life/ (CanadianExJw)
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When you eat mayonnaise with your eggs you are eating eggs with your eggs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h91bll/when_you_eat_mayonnaise_with_your_eggs_you_are/ (Lexifruitloop)
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An evil dictator with a kind heart can cause a lot of good things for the society.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h91b0n/an_evil_dictator_with_a_kind_heart_can_cause_a/ (asdoia)
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People often use "bot" as an insult even though most aimbots are better than humanly possible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h91a2t/people_often_use_bot_as_an_insult_even_though/ (CheezeLord42)
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Getting cut from your door handle is the paper cuts of the automotive world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h919ne/getting_cut_from_your_door_handle_is_the_paper/ (Jndst21)
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Seeing how humans are tribal creatures, idioms in languages were probably important because an outsider couldn’t understand the exact translation without also knowing enough of the culture

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h919dg/seeing_how_humans_are_tribal_creatures_idioms_in/ (noonequestionsthedog)
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Everyone in Eternia had great legs!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h917xp/everyone_in_eternia_had_great_legs/ (_rand_mcnally_)
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No one know what up dog smells like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h917jr/no_one_know_what_up_dog_smells_like/ (Gary_October)
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The more special your birth day is, the less special your birthday is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h915nf/the_more_special_your_birth_day_is_the_less/ ([deleted])
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Eyebrows are sweatbands for the eyes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9157e/eyebrows_are_sweatbands_for_the_eyes/ (Lum1nar)
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Tom, Dick and Harry must've been best of buds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h912yo/tom_dick_and_harry_mustve_been_best_of_buds/ (rocksofiron)
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A bee sting to the p*n*s is a cheap temporary way to enlarge it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h912qz/a_bee_sting_to_the_pns_is_a_cheap_temporary_way/ (DaTrees9750)
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Ireland is the only country that exist because it’s IRL

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h912bb/ireland_is_the_only_country_that_exist_because/ (SASMIDT)
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Buzz vs. Woody could be another, sketchier kind of Toy Story

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h91281/buzz_vs_woody_could_be_another_sketchier_kind_of/ ([deleted])
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Technically everything we make is natural, as it all come from nature, we just learned how to change it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h91279/technically_everything_we_make_is_natural_as_it/ (R0cketWiz4rd)
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The scene in Finding Nemo where all the creatures of the sea describe Marlin's journey to each other one-by-one is probably the largest game of Telephone in existence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h911gx/the_scene_in_finding_nemo_where_all_the_creatures/ (Heylookabooger)
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Blue raspberry tastes nothing like raspberry, but always tastes the same between various products that all claim to be blue raspberry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9119h/blue_raspberry_tastes_nothing_like_raspberry_but/ (KinoZampie)
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A bee sting to the p*n*s is a cheap way to permanently enlarge it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h90z7m/a_bee_sting_to_the_pns_is_a_cheap_way_to/ ([deleted])
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Things can be burned down or burned up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h90wm7/things_can_be_burned_down_or_burned_up/ (Frayus)
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The great thing about an electric toothbrush is that, when the batteries run out, it's still a toothbrush.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h90wgi/the_great_thing_about_an_electric_toothbrush_is/ (JimJamSandwich)
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The first guy who discovered milk probably did a lot of weird shit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h90vpa/the_first_guy_who_discovered_milk_probably_did_a/ ([deleted])
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Some early on preferences for flavours of ice cream or soft drinks are actually engineered by parents. Even when you are adults you are most likely to still enjoy those flavours.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h90uqd/some_early_on_preferences_for_flavours_of_ice/ (sararmad)
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The Genie in Aladdin is the ultimate wingman.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h90ssp/the_genie_in_aladdin_is_the_ultimate_wingman/ (Sirpattycakes)
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Equality isn't possible with massive dollars funding lobbying for special interests.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h90sg6/equality_isnt_possible_with_massive_dollars/ (smikelsmikel)
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We all know what it's like to be stuck on someone when we shouldn't be

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h90ro1/we_all_know_what_its_like_to_be_stuck_on_someone/ (Gardinum)
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If you specify the type of root and the type of beer in root beer, you get ginger ale.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h90owr/if_you_specify_the_type_of_root_and_the_type_of/ (booleandata)
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The nicer the house, the harder it is to find the trashcan

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h90ojg/the_nicer_the_house_the_harder_it_is_to_find_the/ (elscotto80)
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Napoleon’s whole hand probably had that distinctive bandaid-on-too-long smell.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h90o2h/napoleons_whole_hand_probably_had_that/ (beetlecakes)
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Buttholes are good at measuring girth but not length.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h90ndv/buttholes_are_good_at_measuring_girth_but_not/ (Organboner4844)
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A WWE worker can make a lot of money off gambling because they already know what the results of the matches are going to be before they happen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h90n3a/a_wwe_worker_can_make_a_lot_of_money_off_gambling/ (YaBoiOheb)
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The brain is the only organ that named itself and is aware of its existence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h90mac/the_brain_is_the_only_organ_that_named_itself_and/ (xbox360noscope)
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Asexusls doesn't give any fucks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h90lm2/asexusls_doesnt_give_any_fucks/ (Rebel206)
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People take hot showers to cool off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h90kvz/people_take_hot_showers_to_cool_off/ (MrMelodical)
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‌‌‌‌Your b‌‌‌‌rain i‌‌‌‌s b‌‌‌‌usy p‌‌‌‌rocessing m‌‌‌‌y t‌‌‌‌houghts r‌‌‌‌ight n‌‌‌‌ow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h90ko3/your_brain_is_busy_processing_my_thoughts_right/ ([deleted])
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Some bears actually don’t shit in the woods — Zookeeper

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h90jqn/some_bears_actually_dont_shit_in_the_woods/ (guminhyeok)
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If the Lord of The Ring was a manga, each of the 9 members of the fellowship would probably end up fighting one of the 9 Nazgûl for 20 chapters

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h90jmh/if_the_lord_of_the_ring_was_a_manga_each_of_the_9/ (bluecollagene)
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Breaking up with somebody is very similar to them dying because you will never be able to talk to that person the same way again, and therefore they aren't the same person to you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h90jjs/breaking_up_with_somebody_is_very_similar_to_them/ (_M_V_)
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"I" is the only pronoun we capitalize

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h90i5a/i_is_the_only_pronoun_we_capitalize/ (noahsurvived)
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Cartoon animals having human pets might be less weird than them having animal pets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h90h2d/cartoon_animals_having_human_pets_might_be_less/ ([deleted])
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Bears actually shit anywhere, not just in the woods.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h90gpj/bears_actually_shit_anywhere_not_just_in_the_woods/ ([deleted])
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You can’t explain a word that you use for something that you can’t explain

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h90f6g/you_cant_explain_a_word_that_you_use_for/ (Mokicooper_1)
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When someone asks a stranger "how are you?", they don't expect the stranger to actually answer honestly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h90er6/when_someone_asks_a_stranger_how_are_you_they/ (TheNameless66)
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There’s a big difference between filet mignon and filet minion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h90e6g/theres_a_big_difference_between_filet_mignon_and/ (sockyg)
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The world record for worlds youngest person is always changing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h90d2w/the_world_record_for_worlds_youngest_person_is/ (Broderlemer94)
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Nothing in life is as important as you think it is when you are thinking about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h90cyp/nothing_in_life_is_as_important_as_you_think_it/ (AaruCreates)
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An amusement park is one of the few places you wouldn't think twice about hearing screams

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h90ce1/an_amusement_park_is_one_of_the_few_places_you/ (MaleficentHeight8)
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If somebody used Rapunzel's hair to climb they would break her neck

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h90by8/if_somebody_used_rapunzels_hair_to_climb_they/ (preglory)
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If our dads all knew how to use technology they’d be crushing us on the internet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h90bn9/if_our_dads_all_knew_how_to_use_technology_theyd/ (influencedbyyou)
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Most people we meet only see one page out of our book’s life story.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9083e/most_people_we_meet_only_see_one_page_out_of_our/ (guminhyeok)
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We have all broken the same world record before for the youngest person alive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9081n/we_have_all_broken_the_same_world_record_before/ (kaloakl)
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We can't actually see water, we get the illusion of seeing water because it reflects something else or it makes the things behind it look different.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h90580/we_cant_actually_see_water_we_get_the_illusion_of/ (Aele22)
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Too many girls put "sarcastic humor" or "fluent in sarcasm" in their profile like it's a good thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h904lv/too_many_girls_put_sarcastic_humor_or_fluent_in/ (ShadowAydun)
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Choose your own adventure books teach kids more about the importance of the decisions that we make and their consequences than most parents do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h904c5/choose_your_own_adventure_books_teach_kids_more/ (guminhyeok)
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The perfect level of internet connection is when the article loads but the paywall does not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h903ou/the_perfect_level_of_internet_connection_is_when/ (Peacock-Shah)
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Open minds, don't try to change them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h903nk/open_minds_dont_try_to_change_them/ (NotShap13)
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When you make a woman squirt, you’re really just making her to involuntarily pee out of control

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h902gb/when_you_make_a_woman_squirt_youre_really_just/ (limache)
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Someone has thought about you in a way you have never thought about yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h902c5/someone_has_thought_about_you_in_a_way_you_have/ (guminhyeok)
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Crying can have many reasons for it, If your sad you can cry, If your happy you can cry, but people always accosiate it with being sad although we cry more tears when we're happy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9017h/crying_can_have_many_reasons_for_it_if_your_sad/ ([deleted])
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People with social media accounts get more death threats than people without them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h900jk/people_with_social_media_accounts_get_more_death/ (obstinate_genius)
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If you don’t build your dreams, someone will hire you to build there’s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h9004d/if_you_dont_build_your_dreams_someone_will_hire/ ([deleted])
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No one questions where reCAPTCHA gets their photos...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8zza9/no_one_questions_where_recaptcha_gets_their_photos/ (MingeyMackrel)
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You have to get in an awkward position to hug someone who doesn't have legs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8zyyi/you_have_to_get_in_an_awkward_position_to_hug/ (ExcitingSituation)
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It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8zyxg/its_ironic_that_the_more_other_people_love_you/ (i_harry)
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People with more fat on their body prefer winter because the fat helps keep them warm. While the opposite holds true for skinnier people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8zye6/people_with_more_fat_on_their_body_prefer_winter/ (Ssumperson)
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One day we may be dug up like fuel and mass graves will be coveted

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8zy7x/one_day_we_may_be_dug_up_like_fuel_and_mass/ (MingeyMackrel)
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Despite being a very distinctive flavour, vanilla has become synonymous with "plain".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8zx88/despite_being_a_very_distinctive_flavour_vanilla/ (Xander_Cloud)
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Humanity is matter assembling itself into its optimal form

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8zx1y/humanity_is_matter_assembling_itself_into_its/ (NugKnights)
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Women think men are too dumb to pick up on their hints. Men ignore these hint and are annoyed women won't communicate like the adults that they are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8zw07/women_think_men_are_too_dumb_to_pick_up_on_their/ (Thorry84)
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If you send someone a message while they're not online, you're talking to their future self.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8zuik/if_you_send_someone_a_message_while_theyre_not/ (_bored_in_life_)
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Sounds are from circular audio.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8zucj/sounds_are_from_circular_audio/ (i_dont_wanna24)
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You've never actually heard elevator music in elevators.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8zu8s/youve_never_actually_heard_elevator_music_in/ ([deleted])
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Most people in middle ages who weared or saw the emblem of a Lion thought it was a mythological creature.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8zu2x/most_people_in_middle_ages_who_weared_or_saw_the/ (foxtrot1601)
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People who play Pokémon Go visit gyms that no one else can see, hear, feel or smell.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ztyj/people_who_play_pokémon_go_visit_gyms_that_no_one/ (BestReplyEver)
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Every language’s Pig Latin is different.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8zshr/every_languages_pig_latin_is_different/ (-ButteredNoodles-)
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If the thumb isn’t a finger, then there is no middle finger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8zsen/if_the_thumb_isnt_a_finger_then_there_is_no/ (___Elextrix)
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Oldest Person Alive is the most pretigious of the participation trophies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8zrwc/oldest_person_alive_is_the_most_pretigious_of_the/ (OurCrewIsReplaceable)
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If everyone all bought a packet of waffles on the same day, waffles would suddenly become significantly more expensive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8zrv6/if_everyone_all_bought_a_packet_of_waffles_on_the/ (Xander_Cloud)
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You immediately lose hope when you have to click on the 2nd page of a google search.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8zr58/you_immediately_lose_hope_when_you_have_to_click/ (sasukeuchiha712)
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Super-Computers are a direct consequence of evolution.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8zqhv/supercomputers_are_a_direct_consequence_of/ (SikinAyylmao)
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Humans are the only animal on the planet that enjoy going on rollercoasters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8zq4n/humans_are_the_only_animal_on_the_planet_that/ (FlamingRadish)
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Too many people have probably died because people didn’t believe they were in need of help

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8zq3w/too_many_people_have_probably_died_because_people/ (ServiceChannel2)
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‌‌People a‌‌re l‌‌ike a‌‌pps t‌‌hat r‌‌un o‌‌n t‌‌he E‌‌arth p‌‌latform b‌‌ut m‌‌ight b‌‌e p‌‌orted t‌‌o o‌‌thers w‌‌ith m‌‌inimal p‌‌atches a‌‌pplied

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8zpvo/people_are_like_apps_that_run_on_the_earth/ (vpetrychuk)
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A Drug dealer is a pharmacist who distributes without prescriptions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8zpkt/a_drug_dealer_is_a_pharmacist_who_distributes/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Arguing with dumb people makes you smarter as you have to find simpler ways to explain yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8zpez/arguing_with_dumb_people_makes_you_smarter_as_you/ ([deleted])
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In cartoons where they watch a TV and it shows real footage to the people in the cartoon that probably seems like an animation to them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8zoos/in_cartoons_where_they_watch_a_tv_and_it_shows/ (humblebraggers0_0)
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We start making puns once we get bored with the language.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8zn7b/we_start_making_puns_once_we_get_bored_with_the/ (00Vishal007)
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Good news is only good for certain people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8zn1i/good_news_is_only_good_for_certain_people/ (potatomaster368)
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In 4.5 years it will be closer to the mid-21th century than to the start of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8zn0f/in_45_years_it_will_be_closer_to_the_mid21th/ (nogre)
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Our bodies are wasting energy to grow nails and hair that we later cut and throw away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8zmoi/our_bodies_are_wasting_energy_to_grow_nails_and/ (ImFromWonderland)
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We are afraid of the dark not because we are afraid of the unknown. But because our ancestors knew exactly what WAS out there

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8zl97/we_are_afraid_of_the_dark_not_because_we_are/ (ThiccPikachuu)
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Getting stabbed in the chest is technically a heart attack.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8zkbg/getting_stabbed_in_the_chest_is_technically_a/ ([deleted])
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It's amusing how people around the world together decided not to wear hats

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8zgb3/its_amusing_how_people_around_the_world_together/ (TusharPsychic)
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Masturbators......just a bunch of wankers!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8zg8x/masturbatorsjust_a_bunch_of_wankers/ (grimpleblik)
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Failing your download at 99% is more annoying than not being able to download at all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8zfjn/failing_your_download_at_99_is_more_annoying_than/ (kanjiken)
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If you really think about it, vision is very similiar to touch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8zf2z/if_you_really_think_about_it_vision_is_very/ (mcp1112)
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To heat something in the microwave for 100 seconds, instead of typing 100 you have to type 140 for 1 minute 40 seconds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8zerz/to_heat_something_in_the_microwave_for_100/ (Articuno7113)
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Future archaeologists will discover a thin layer in our species' fossil record that is completely and totally littered with fidget spinners.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8zdx8/future_archaeologists_will_discover_a_thin_layer/ (shkeptikal)
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Any food dish can sound fancy if you add “made with” and list a couple of ingredients. Bonus points for including how those ingredients were cooked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8zbgn/any_food_dish_can_sound_fancy_if_you_add_made/ (Macauley_Sulkin)
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Wikipedia is only as good as the reader.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8zaen/wikipedia_is_only_as_good_as_the_reader/ (billionads)
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As things get older their values go down. Once they're old enough they sky rocket in value.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8za5a/as_things_get_older_their_values_go_down_once/ (dah1451)
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If we destroy every symbol we disagree with, eventually we will run out of symbolic things to destroy and we will start destroying each other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8z95x/if_we_destroy_every_symbol_we_disagree_with/ (NerdWithWit)
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Everything that happens is technically unprecedented.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8z8kn/everything_that_happens_is_technically/ ([deleted])
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Most people don't actually believe in heaven, they just convince themselves to believe in it because they're scared that when you die, there's nothing more.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8z6cp/most_people_dont_actually_believe_in_heaven_they/ (rickyjeong06)
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If you hear a weird noise in the night just make a weirder noise to assert dominance

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8z4am/if_you_hear_a_weird_noise_in_the_night_just_make/ (flamingpiggy)
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If you've told your child not to clean up after themselves because it was part of someone else's job to do so, Fuck You.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8z2a8/if_youve_told_your_child_not_to_clean_up_after/ (aeolus88)
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Mile a minute sounds wayyyyy faster then 60mph

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8z1ic/mile_a_minute_sounds_wayyyyy_faster_then_60mph/ (Green_Bullet)
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Everyone is a former world record holder for worlds youngest person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8z1b3/everyone_is_a_former_world_record_holder_for/ ([deleted])
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Spoonstraws are useless. They fail at both jobs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8z1at/spoonstraws_are_useless_they_fail_at_both_jobs/ (lynivvinyl)
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Bugs in a computer program written by a human are loopholes in human logics.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8yz6z/bugs_in_a_computer_program_written_by_a_human_are/ (roi_john02)
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You never really notice how scary driving is until your behind the wheel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8yz16/you_never_really_notice_how_scary_driving_is/ (benv4n)
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sudoku is one of the only games you can win by just looking at it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8yx1p/sudoku_is_one_of_the_only_games_you_can_win_by/ (flyoutlet)
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Getting your dad yard tools for Father’s Day is the same as getting your mom cleaning supplies for Mother’s Day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ywjw/getting_your_dad_yard_tools_for_fathers_day_is/ (BetrThnU)
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Jobs blackmail you with poverty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8yvz1/jobs_blackmail_you_with_poverty/ (The_CameronVal)
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People generally don't bet on something they don't think will happen but they will argue against it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8yv8s/people_generally_dont_bet_on_something_they_dont/ (VerbotenPublish)
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The pain we feel after someones death could be their ghost trying to interact with our human bodies and when they finally give up they're obliviated and the pain stops

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8yu20/the_pain_we_feel_after_someones_death_could_be/ ([deleted])
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Internet is stupidly intelligent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ysa5/internet_is_stupidly_intelligent/ (thatmemeguy___)
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If the person who wrote the Dictionary made a typo, no one would know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8yrxc/if_the_person_who_wrote_the_dictionary_made_a/ ([deleted])
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Pharmacists are educated drug dealers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8yrqn/pharmacists_are_educated_drug_dealers/ ([deleted])
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The difference between movies and video games is that in video games, we can access unreleased content through a little digging

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8yrj8/the_difference_between_movies_and_video_games_is/ (gamerguy287)
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Maybe men appear younger when they shave off their beards because the beard was good protection from the sun's UV rays and the area under the beard didn't age as much as the rest of the face.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8yqyl/maybe_men_appear_younger_when_they_shave_off/ (HacksawJimDGN)
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Dr. Pepper is the most qualified of sodas.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8yqdh/dr_pepper_is_the_most_qualified_of_sodas/ (Darkshadow1819)
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If a lot our profiles are anonymous, we might have had arguments on here with Celebs/A family member or friend.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ypim/if_a_lot_our_profiles_are_anonymous_we_might_have/ (Arbiter-117)
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Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until we find one, we are stuck here holding the rod.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ypaj/fishing_and_girlfriends_are_exactly_alike_there/ (i_harry)
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The creator of super mario bros must've hated mushrooms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ynw9/the_creator_of_super_mario_bros_mustve_hated/ (emilieisthepizza)
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If you live each day as if it were your last, one day it really will be your last.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ymf3/if_you_live_each_day_as_if_it_were_your_last_one/ ([deleted])
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We’ve all sent a risky message to someone and got so scared and kept the phone aside and started doing household chores.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8yls7/weve_all_sent_a_risky_message_to_someone_and_got/ (Amitpande__)
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All the stickers inside 1$ stores, such as Dollar Tree, are a complete waste.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8yl6x/all_the_stickers_inside_1_stores_such_as_dollar/ (jackalboi519)
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Eggs look uncomfortably similar to avocados

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8yjjp/eggs_look_uncomfortably_similar_to_avocados/ (lover-of-all-dogs)
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The first step to hitting snooze is being unhappy you've regained consciousness

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8yji0/the_first_step_to_hitting_snooze_is_being_unhappy/ (YDAQ)
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If everyone has a freezer then our running water is also a massive ice delivery system.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8yiqj/if_everyone_has_a_freezer_then_our_running_water/ (mcdoogs92)
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Most of Earth has not been touched by Humans as we have worn shoes or other foot wear for most of our existence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8yfj7/most_of_earth_has_not_been_touched_by_humans_as/ (SCP-DrEwok)
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You can tell who the villains are on breaking bad when they prepare a meal for another character

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8yekr/you_can_tell_who_the_villains_are_on_breaking_bad/ ([deleted])
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The fact that we never imagined bread to be cut vertically is quite infuriating.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ybsf/the_fact_that_we_never_imagined_bread_to_be_cut/ (kabeersoni)
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For Lego characters, everything is made out of flesh

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8y9f9/for_lego_characters_everything_is_made_out_of/ (L1nLin)
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Our bodies both can't use fiber yet require it. It's necessary trash for our bodies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8y8dg/our_bodies_both_cant_use_fiber_yet_require_it_its/ (FaTb0i8u)
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If you live above someone in an apartment complex you are pooping on their roof.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8y5xm/if_you_live_above_someone_in_an_apartment_complex/ (gatsby712)
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You were the youngest person on earth at some point.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8y5mu/you_were_the_youngest_person_on_earth_at_some/ ([deleted])
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Lego characters will never have to experience the pain of stepping on a Lego because of the holes in their feet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8y5ac/lego_characters_will_never_have_to_experience_the/ (Real_Normal)
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It would probably make more sense to put clothes into the washing machine inside out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8y40l/it_would_probably_make_more_sense_to_put_clothes/ (JD2625)
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The very first papier-mâché volcano won the science fair

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8y1qy/the_very_first_papiermâché_volcano_won_the/ (GamesNBooks)
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Golf is the only sport at which an average person wouldn't be sub-par.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8y1i1/golf_is_the_only_sport_at_which_an_average_person/ (ATribeCalledPrest)
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When people who were born in the 90s become great-grandparents, their great-grandchildren are going to think it’s crazy that they were born in the “1900s”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8y11o/when_people_who_were_born_in_the_90s_become/ (that_heavy_love)
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With how much the new Star Wars trilogy left unexplained, the only way to effectively fill in the plot holes is to create a prequel series for the sequels series.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8y0t8/with_how_much_the_new_star_wars_trilogy_left/ (Anonymous_Orca)
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If you are in your twenties, there is a decent chance you have yet to meet the majority of the people who will attend your funeral.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8y0h5/if_you_are_in_your_twenties_there_is_a_decent/ (jgtemmen)
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Watching yourself breathe is watching the idea of you watching yourself breathing inside your head.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8xz7h/watching_yourself_breathe_is_watching_the_idea_of/ (TurtleBork)
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Cats could be getting wrinkles as they age, but we can not see them because of the fur

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8xz42/cats_could_be_getting_wrinkles_as_they_age_but_we/ (DarthKobma)
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You know you won an argument online if the person starts deviating away from the original argument and starts insulting you. Typos, your profile, etc.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8xygd/you_know_you_won_an_argument_online_if_the_person/ (PoultyIsGood)
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A person's net worth is their selling price.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8xy0w/a_persons_net_worth_is_their_selling_price/ (foxyplayz5263)
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Using the Animus in Assassin's Creed, you could live out the life of one of your parents and develop genuine feelings for your other parent by living out those memories.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8xwsc/using_the_animus_in_assassins_creed_you_could/ (stefangorneanu)
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A goatee is a high and tight for your face.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8xwif/a_goatee_is_a_high_and_tight_for_your_face/ (omegaXXIV)
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In loose terms, modern cars are our first exo-suits

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8xvgd/in_loose_terms_modern_cars_are_our_first_exosuits/ (Beigeun)
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The first ghost must have been very lonely and confused.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8xvcf/the_first_ghost_must_have_been_very_lonely_and/ (bloodhoundbb)
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Amazon delivery vans are the adult version of the Good Humor / Mr Softee ice cream trucks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8xv7w/amazon_delivery_vans_are_the_adult_version_of_the/ (queenofrbf)
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If most of the people you meet are assholes, chances are, you're the asshole.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8xuv5/if_most_of_the_people_you_meet_are_assholes/ (Excal333)
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An old man calling someone "Young Man" is a form of respect while a young man calling someone "Old Man" is a form of disrespect.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8xt4z/an_old_man_calling_someone_young_man_is_a_form_of/ (LJiren)
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If you water water it grows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8xs0b/if_you_water_water_it_grows/ (Flash1e)
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With masks on anybody could be singing to themselves without it seeming weird.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8xqe7/with_masks_on_anybody_could_be_singing_to/ (mike_loves_memes)
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We were all once the youngest people in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8xpoj/we_were_all_once_the_youngest_people_in_the_world/ (trojanAMERICAN)
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Gay people rely on straight people to produce more gay people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8xpoe/gay_people_rely_on_straight_people_to_produce/ ([deleted])
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The chances of being attacked by a shark in the woods are low, but not 0.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8xpdz/the_chances_of_being_attacked_by_a_shark_in_the/ (Fred1713)
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In Star Wars, they have things in their ships that everything except air can pass through it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8xoza/in_star_wars_they_have_things_in_their_ships_that/ (TurtleYeet101)
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You will never learn from the mistake that killed you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8xocy/you_will_never_learn_from_the_mistake_that_killed/ (Zaydme8)
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The younger you are the earlier you go out and the later you come back. The older you are the later you go out and the earlier you come back

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8xnol/the_younger_you_are_the_earlier_you_go_out_and/ (FiveFingerFella)
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Water tastes better when cold and in a clear container

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8xnkd/water_tastes_better_when_cold_and_in_a_clear/ (charly_wang)
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Rotate Police Duties to Enhance Community Understanding and Communications

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8xnj4/rotate_police_duties_to_enhance_community/ (Domo1950)
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Firelord Sozin was 82 when his heir, Azulon, was born and continued to live until 105. Azulon lived to 95 before Ozai took the throne from him. Kyoshi also lived to the ripe age of 230, so despite it's feudal appearance, the avatar world has great longevity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8xin0/firelord_sozin_was_82_when_his_heir_azulon_was/ (LegendOfKhaos)
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You weigh heavier after you let out a fart since methane is lighter than air

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8xhz0/you_weigh_heavier_after_you_let_out_a_fart_since/ (notoriouscardio)
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Daisies are lawn freckles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8xhru/daisies_are_lawn_freckles/ (halflemonhero)
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Animation is getting so good that it's starting to look like bad CGI.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8xhpj/animation_is_getting_so_good_that_its_starting_to/ (AnUnknownBeing)
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Clouds are sky lakes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8xhg8/clouds_are_sky_lakes/ (kungfubattle)
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It's kinda funny to think that fries, potato chips, and hash browns all end up as mashed potato when chewed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8xh44/its_kinda_funny_to_think_that_fries_potato_chips/ (StephIschoZen)
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When male cartoon character hold their crotch when they have to pee, they’re essentially hiding pee erection.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8xfoj/when_male_cartoon_character_hold_their_crotch/ (Cj_HuH)
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You used to hold the record for youngest person in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8xemv/you_used_to_hold_the_record_for_youngest_person/ (IngSoc_Defector)
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At one point in your life you were the youngest person in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8xdlo/at_one_point_in_your_life_you_were_the_youngest/ (michaelballston)
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The hospital you were born in is your spawn point.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8xd91/the_hospital_you_were_born_in_is_your_spawn_point/ (BladeDash101)
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There’s probably a lot of people who tried actually blowing during their first blowjob

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8xafx/theres_probably_a_lot_of_people_who_tried/ (grove4lyf)
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If you sat in your own puddle of piss long enough,

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8x9xp/if_you_sat_in_your_own_puddle_of_piss_long_enough/ (ILoveUpDoots)
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Human girls with cat ears are cute, but cats with human ears are weird

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8x9mk/human_girls_with_cat_ears_are_cute_but_cats_with/ (marcothecoolguy)
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All of the files in your brain, everything you have learned and experienced, can all be deleted by disconnecting one little spot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8x8rr/all_of_the_files_in_your_brain_everything_you/ (QueenElsaArrendelle)
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Blood can be used as a venom, as the victim's body is likely to reject it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8x733/blood_can_be_used_as_a_venom_as_the_victims_body/ (Cormaster-Flex)
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"and/or" is short for "and and/or or"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8x650/andor_is_short_for_and_andor_or/ (What-is-a-potato)
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There are two major stages to how much you hate someone. If someone you hate said they liked something that you liked as well the you would like that person more, but if someone you *really* hate said they liked something that you like it would ruin that thing for you more.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8x3b4/there_are_two_major_stages_to_how_much_you_hate/ (goliath1621)
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If our eyes couldn't see colours, food will not taste the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8x2zc/if_our_eyes_couldnt_see_colours_food_will_not/ (TyFn_islove)
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People that wear school mascot costumes are wearing a much more socially accepted version of fursuits.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8x1xx/people_that_wear_school_mascot_costumes_are/ (Yeekachu47)
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The only thing you can’t order off amazon is an amazon box

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8x1qk/the_only_thing_you_cant_order_off_amazon_is_an/ (Foil_fencer_101)
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People will frequently assign personalities to inanimate object that would match what a human would like, for example food would like to be eaten and cars would like to be driven. No one wants to have an argument with their teddy bear so we just assume they are always positive or supportive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8x1c8/people_will_frequently_assign_personalities_to/ (iftachfr)
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A pharmacist is an educated drug dealer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8wz5w/a_pharmacist_is_an_educated_drug_dealer/ (roastedtoperfection)
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It’s actually a drive around not a drive through

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8wytd/its_actually_a_drive_around_not_a_drive_through/ (GangstaFlex)
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If you leave your TV volume on odd numbers your a psychopath

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8wysb/if_you_leave_your_tv_volume_on_odd_numbers_your_a/ (herr-heim2point0)
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A lot of people create their own ideas of the afterlife but not people talk about what happens before you were born or when you cease to exist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8wxp6/a_lot_of_people_create_their_own_ideas_of_the/ (152653)
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99% of us will be completely forgotten in future years. We aren't important.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8wv9l/99_of_us_will_be_completely_forgotten_in_future/ (Cotc_Swift)
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Jay-Z missed a major opportunity to rhyme Beyoncé when she was his fiancée

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8wv4r/jayz_missed_a_major_opportunity_to_rhyme_beyoncé/ (YetiGuy)
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If we want more than a two-day weekend, we must protest for it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8wv2f/if_we_want_more_than_a_twoday_weekend_we_must/ (roastedtoperfection)
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The ice in Antarctica is probably salty

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8wuz6/the_ice_in_antarctica_is_probably_salty/ (MoBy_SqUid)
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Most directors have worked on <5 films, and are probably the least experienced in their role on a set of professionals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ws2s/most_directors_have_worked_on_5_films_and_are/ (ginwithbutts)
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You know you are really focused on driving when you forget to switch radio channels during commercial breaks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8wrvj/you_know_you_are_really_focused_on_driving_when/ (zotbuster)
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Every real number can be calculated from the equation "1+x²"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8wqc5/every_real_number_can_be_calculated_from_the/ (riyvk-chr)
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Each morning, any of the three states of matter typically found on Earth can come out of your butt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8wpgj/each_morning_any_of_the_three_states_of_matter/ (md9918)
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Yellow and white lines of paint are the only thing separating us from death and disaster while driving cars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8wp2l/yellow_and_white_lines_of_paint_are_the_only/ (NES_Classical_Music)
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The Houseplant is probably sensing something isn’t quite right.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8womr/the_houseplant_is_probably_sensing_something_isnt/ (Arbiter-117)
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Most households own a clothes line prop, yet most of us will never have actually purchased one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8wnkm/most_households_own_a_clothes_line_prop_yet_most/ (Digitek50)
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Money is only meaningful because we chose for it to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8wmaz/money_is_only_meaningful_because_we_chose_for_it/ ([deleted])
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Disclosing interest in having a girlfriend or boyfriend while being single can actually subvert your chances of getting one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8wlgh/disclosing_interest_in_having_a_girlfriend_or/ (SupremoZanne)
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Hot dogs don't look like dicks, dicks look like hotdogs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8wlg4/hot_dogs_dont_look_like_dicks_dicks_look_like/ (FishOuttaWhiskey)
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The veterinarian’s office smells like fear

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8wkvy/the_veterinarians_office_smells_like_fear/ (SoundOfOneHand)
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There's no way to friendzone someone without making him feel bad

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8wkts/theres_no_way_to_friendzone_someone_without/ (Fred1713)
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BedThoughts are the unique thoughts that are forgotten once you fall asleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8wjpq/bedthoughts_are_the_unique_thoughts_that_are/ (SithFacedDrunk)
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Game developers probably intentionally overpower new characters and items so that people go into the game to check them out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8wjez/game_developers_probably_intentionally_overpower/ (hyp3r-CS)
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If infinate Ricks joined the council of Ricks then an infinate Ricks did not. Yet the council only knows of one Rick who did not. The other Ricks are so rogue they were able to hide from the council. Therefore the show Rick and Morty only follows the least rogue Rick among an infinate rogue Ricks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8wje0/if_infinate_ricks_joined_the_council_of_ricks/ (CherryBlackEyes)
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Hugging people is transmitting love via osmosis

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8wj4p/hugging_people_is_transmitting_love_via_osmosis/ (ccjmk)
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The source of every usable form of energy on earth is Nuclear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8wiib/the_source_of_every_usable_form_of_energy_on/ (PPAPisLob)
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If the health cost of food was included in the price, fast foods would become novelty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8wi6l/if_the_health_cost_of_food_was_included_in_the/ (GameofCHAT)
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It’s nice that people can’t hear how loud it is in your head when you’re working a turd out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8wi4g/its_nice_that_people_cant_hear_how_loud_it_is_in/ (Deathbysnusnubooboo)
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An item you’ve lost in the past could be used as an ancient artifact in the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8whfa/an_item_youve_lost_in_the_past_could_be_used_as/ (eturriffik)
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everyone s been the youngest person at least once

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8wgwb/everyone_s_been_the_youngest_person_at_least_once/ (Cornual_of_boats149)
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Buzz Lightyear can’t fly because “to infinity and beyond” is logically inconsistent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8wgmw/buzz_lightyear_cant_fly_because_to_infinity_and/ (MarinersFan28)
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Fever is the check engine of the body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8wfoi/fever_is_the_check_engine_of_the_body/ ([deleted])
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Human beings are Earth's cancer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8wene/human_beings_are_earths_cancer/ (Stereotypicle)
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Even if you eat in at a restaurant, it’s still carry-out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8web1/even_if_you_eat_in_at_a_restaurant_its_still/ (beardsandwiches)
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Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8wdcm/two_possibilities_exist_either_we_are_alone_in/ (I_am_kiira)
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Sneezing has probably killed someone when they were hiding from a predator.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8wb4x/sneezing_has_probably_killed_someone_when_they/ (Nettflix)
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There's no way of saying "I'm not talking to you" politely

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8wat7/theres_no_way_of_saying_im_not_talking_to_you/ (xppws)
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The closest person in front of you is the furthest person behind you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8wasg/the_closest_person_in_front_of_you_is_the/ (Next_Common)
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All recordings of classical music are covers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8wan4/all_recordings_of_classical_music_are_covers/ (AggieCMD)
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When the guys get together, they insult each other without really meaning it. When the girls get together, they compliment each other without really meaning it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8wakn/when_the_guys_get_together_they_insult_each_other/ (ubermick)
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At some point, an "administraton" becomes a regime, no matter what country

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8wabc/at_some_point_an_administraton_becomes_a_regime/ (ErwinFurwinPurrwin)
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The word 'Mhmm' could be taken differently depending on the note its said.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8w8h7/the_word_mhmm_could_be_taken_differently/ (meddygpwy)
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After watching Matthew's and Leonardo's performance in the wolf of the wall street, many people might have thought that cocaine is good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8w7es/after_watching_matthews_and_leonardos_performance/ (Loserking00)
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Tossing a coin into a wishing well and wishing you'll get rich is actually counterproductive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8w794/tossing_a_coin_into_a_wishing_well_and_wishing/ (bhaggith)
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‌‌Funny s‌‌logans o‌‌n t‌‌he t‌‌oilet p‌‌aper c‌‌ore a‌‌re o‌‌nly f‌‌unny w‌‌hen y‌‌ou h‌‌ave a‌‌ s‌‌pare r‌‌oll o‌‌f t‌‌he t‌‌oilet p‌‌aper.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8w5qz/funny_slogans_on_the_toilet_paper_core_are_only/ (vpetrychuk)
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We live in a world where giving a fuck and not giving a fuck are interchangable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8w4xy/we_live_in_a_world_where_giving_a_fuck_and_not/ (RomBom7)
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No one knows how babies get to know about different tastes, when they don't know how that taste actually tastes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8w4bb/no_one_knows_how_babies_get_to_know_about/ (Curious_gagan)
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Dogs are probably jealous of our opposable thumbs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8w3g7/dogs_are_probably_jealous_of_our_opposable_thumbs/ (Ephru_)
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People who stare at mirror to catch their reflections do something different than them, are not prepared on what to do if they actually catch their reflections doing something different

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8w26h/people_who_stare_at_mirror_to_catch_their/ ([deleted])
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Everyone will at some point be the youngest person alive, but very people will become the oldest person alive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8w25g/everyone_will_at_some_point_be_the_youngest/ (DefaultPixel)
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Wife beaters always come out of the dryer inside out no matter what.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8w230/wife_beaters_always_come_out_of_the_dryer_inside/ (giftedandcursed)
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When you search for something you had lost, you will ALWAYS find it in the last place you search.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8w1u4/when_you_search_for_something_you_had_lost_you/ (dfreakin666)
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Maybe the meteor that hit the dinosouars was actually a UFO and we are the aleins

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8w1jw/maybe_the_meteor_that_hit_the_dinosouars_was/ (LoseySkopes)
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The inventor of the piano could make a seeeeerious profit out of copyright if they wanted to

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8w1hp/the_inventor_of_the_piano_could_make_a/ (fakesynthi)
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The opposite of stimulants are depressants. However, anti-depressants are also opposites of depressants. Therefore, coffee is an anti-depressant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8w0fn/the_opposite_of_stimulants_are_depressants/ (Klowwd_BOT)
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CPR destroyed death's 100% fatality rate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8vyxh/cpr_destroyed_deaths_100_fatality_rate/ (isuckatnames60)
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Sometimes bees might just have the day off and spend it just randomly flying around.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8vyua/sometimes_bees_might_just_have_the_day_off_and/ (JosephKellum)
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It's only considered the "real world" because of assholes being jerks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8vx6c/its_only_considered_the_real_world_because_of/ (Cybercrock)
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Many of your good thoughts goes unposted because someone had the same thought as you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8vw7f/many_of_your_good_thoughts_goes_unposted_because/ (Amitpande__)
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You're more liquid after drinking a glass of water than you were before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8vw5e/youre_more_liquid_after_drinking_a_glass_of_water/ (bhaggith)
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We all know when the broom isn't facing the right way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8vvhf/we_all_know_when_the_broom_isnt_facing_the_right/ (IntelligentConcepts)
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Technically, everything is a once in a lifetime opportunity. You will never eat that same meal on the same day and millisecond ever again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8vva0/technically_everything_is_a_once_in_a_lifetime/ (Cybercrock)
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Breaking Bad probably made a lot of people think crystal meth was blue

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8vuxz/breaking_bad_probably_made_a_lot_of_people_think/ (franandwood)
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Texting is pretty close to having telepathic powers. Able to communicate with almost anyone at anytime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8vtg1/texting_is_pretty_close_to_having_telepathic/ (Kyas13)
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Every photo of Vantablack looks like it’s censored

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8vswv/every_photo_of_vantablack_looks_like_its_censored/ (P00R-judgement)
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No matter the situation, being told to do something makes you want to do it even less.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8vrpk/no_matter_the_situation_being_told_to_do/ (wired223)
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Dreaming is when your mind is active, after you told it to not be.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8vrkv/dreaming_is_when_your_mind_is_active_after_you/ (Spellstoned)
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True Happiness is Having a Lap Full of Kittens

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8vpa7/true_happiness_is_having_a_lap_full_of_kittens/ (bschramm85)
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Wars wouldn't exist if none of us had emotions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8vnab/wars_wouldnt_exist_if_none_of_us_had_emotions/ (masarusenpai)
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Peeing in a hot tub cools it down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8vn4c/peeing_in_a_hot_tub_cools_it_down/ ([deleted])
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It is strange that different countries have different ways of saying "hahaha".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8vmzm/it_is_strange_that_different_countries_have/ (Beginnerer)
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Eating eggs is kinda like eating chicken extremely rare.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8vms2/eating_eggs_is_kinda_like_eating_chicken/ (gaatorclomp)
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We all have googled the spelling of something very silly that we knew was right.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8vkth/we_all_have_googled_the_spelling_of_something/ (Amitpande__)
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Being naked wearing socks feels more naked than being totally naked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8vjhm/being_naked_wearing_socks_feels_more_naked_than/ (manas-kanaujia)
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Since modern glasses weren’t popularized until the 1920s, its possible painters of the Impressionist movement actually painted what they saw: a blurry image.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8vjd2/since_modern_glasses_werent_popularized_until_the/ (Jokes-Are-Funny)
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Life forms venturing out of the sea towards the land some 400 millions years ago was the biggest bandwagon our ancestors ever jumped on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8vima/life_forms_venturing_out_of_the_sea_towards_the/ (shortroundshotaro)
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You have to sign exact cursive for SAT test, but print is perfectly acceptable for most bank checks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8vgj7/you_have_to_sign_exact_cursive_for_sat_test_but/ (Bambambm)
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If you ask Rick Astley to give you the movie Up, you enter a paradox where he either gives you Up or lets you down because he didn't give you Up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8v87o/if_you_ask_rick_astley_to_give_you_the_movie_up/ (LunorVoHarden)
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The most misunderstood fact about depression.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8u7b0/the_most_misunderstood_fact_about_depression/ (lordkushagra)
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Coldplay is to music what eating a bowl of milk with a spoon is to soup.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8u5hj/coldplay_is_to_music_what_eating_a_bowl_of_milk/ (whistlepoo)
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Nobody worries about kids vaping in school anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8u58d/nobody_worries_about_kids_vaping_in_school_anymore/ (MsShugana)
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In an ideal world, GoFundMe shouldn't exist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8p54r/in_an_ideal_world_gofundme_shouldnt_exist/ (NoChart3)
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change the alphabet so its named alphabez so it starts with the first letter of the alphabet and ends with the last letter of the alphabet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8p1yc/change_the_alphabet_so_its_named_alphabez_so_it/ (itsyaboy_lime)
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People with critical thinking are one of the rarest thing on earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8p1br/people_with_critical_thinking_are_one_of_the/ (hellatze)
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If there will always be someone better than you, there can't be a best person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8p0x5/if_there_will_always_be_someone_better_than_you/ (masarusenpai)
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You’ve seen a lot of the photos that will be shown at your funeral

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8p081/youve_seen_a_lot_of_the_photos_that_will_be_shown/ (AmySchummer)
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We have probably been laying in a million different positions in our beds. Just slighty different but never the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8oztq/we_have_probably_been_laying_in_a_million/ (daiquirirl)
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‘I wanna be offended’ set to the music of The Ramones could be the theme tune for the 2020s.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ovm8/i_wanna_be_offended_set_to_the_music_of_the/ (ArtificialLawyer)
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Your perception of a color could be entirely different than someone else. “blue” could be perceived by you as “blue” but to someone else it could look entirely different that what your “blue” looks like, and we will never be able to describe the colors to each other and find out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ovjd/your_perception_of_a_color_could_be_entirely/ (_cannoneer_)
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Mineral water is rock juice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ouvn/mineral_water_is_rock_juice/ (Ak171)
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You've been redirected to sites that claim you won a prize so many times, odds are that you actually won something and wrote it off as a scam.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8otwn/youve_been_redirected_to_sites_that_claim_you_won/ (_cold_soup)
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The original Pocahontas story is more progressive then the movie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8otpx/the_original_pocahontas_story_is_more_progressive/ (scared_old_woman)
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The biggest reason why Raven would fall in love with Beast Boy is that she can get horse cock every night

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8otka/the_biggest_reason_why_raven_would_fall_in_love/ (Der_Senor_Noob)
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In a couple of generations, fossil fuels will be as extinct as the dinosaurs they come from.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8oth7/in_a_couple_of_generations_fossil_fuels_will_be/ (sssucka101)
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Noone have any idea how much bread they've etean in their life, and every guess sounds simultaneously right and wrong

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8osuy/noone_have_any_idea_how_much_bread_theyve_etean/ (Homestuck_Trash413)
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An apple pie is an iPud.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8osqw/an_apple_pie_is_an_ipud/ (Breeze_in_the_Trees)
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There’s no proof that water is the opposite of fire, we just agreed to the idea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8osbf/theres_no_proof_that_water_is_the_opposite_of/ (Titan_Royale)
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If we could find a way to monetize waste, we'll save the earth within a year!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8orr5/if_we_could_find_a_way_to_monetize_waste_well/ (HoJaye-Ga)
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There is no point in fearing death and the endless nothingness because you already experienced it before you were born

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8orlt/there_is_no_point_in_fearing_death_and_the/ (Xantorias)
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If Prince William has a sense of humour he will request a letter from the queen for his grandmothers 100th birthday.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8or6t/if_prince_william_has_a_sense_of_humour_he_will/ (Mission_Suggestion)
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If enough people use a word incorrectly it stops being incorrect

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8oquz/if_enough_people_use_a_word_incorrectly_it_stops/ (Creagen365)
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If you go back out the hole you came out from [enigma of amigara fault] you would possibly return to normal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8op5v/if_you_go_back_out_the_hole_you_came_out_from/ (I8pT)
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You have beem breathing even before you were born

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8omi8/you_have_beem_breathing_even_before_you_were_born/ (BigNibbaDicc)
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Bananas are yellow tree dicks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8olb5/bananas_are_yellow_tree_dicks/ (Dodecahedron7)
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A convenience store that is only open during the same hours as grocery stores is an inconvenience store.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8oknf/a_convenience_store_that_is_only_open_during_the/ (MountainRiderAK)
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Yay we are 20 million. Onward to more members

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ojx1/yay_we_are_20_million_onward_to_more_members/ (BigNibbaDicc)
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I've never had cream that's the colour cream (as in a light beige). It's always white

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ogs5/ive_never_had_cream_thats_the_colour_cream_as_in/ (ARandomProducer)
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In a few years, Parents go from, “Dont make us feel old” to “When will we be grandparents?”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ogfi/in_a_few_years_parents_go_from_dont_make_us_feel/ (SlyMoonLlama)
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If you died while you were dead you would come back to life because it’s a double negative.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8og34/if_you_died_while_you_were_dead_you_would_come/ (BananaEclipse)
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Things are easier learned through failures than successes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8of9g/things_are_easier_learned_through_failures_than/ (BigNibbaDicc)
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If Veruca Salt from Charlie and the Chocolate factory was a good nut, she would have been ripped open.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8oesm/if_veruca_salt_from_charlie_and_the_chocolate/ (HeavenlyBladez)
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Unsuccessful people can give better advice than successful people. We can learn from them knowing what to avoid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8oegf/unsuccessful_people_can_give_better_advice_than/ (BigNibbaDicc)
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Caterpillars that are cocooned are going through a mental breakdown.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8oeeu/caterpillars_that_are_cocooned_are_going_through/ (FridayswPewds)
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Avatar was the biggest movie ever to largely disappear from our consciousness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8oeem/avatar_was_the_biggest_movie_ever_to_largely/ (Breeze_in_the_Trees)
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If people couldn’t feel how full they were and kept eating until they burst, it probably still wouldn’t be a major problem until recent years when food became accessible to a lot of people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8oddi/if_people_couldnt_feel_how_full_they_were_and/ (XPGamingYT)
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Technically, if it exists, it's non fiction

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8odae/technically_if_it_exists_its_non_fiction/ (BigNibbaDicc)
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If humans explore media from other places what is intended to be fiction, they'd treat it as non fiction and study it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8od5g/if_humans_explore_media_from_other_places_what_is/ (BigNibbaDicc)
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If someone with superpowers came to earth and decided to become a villain, we’d all be fucked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ochd/if_someone_with_superpowers_came_to_earth_and/ (safwateic1010)
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People only support you when they think that they’re better than you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8o9wl/people_only_support_you_when_they_think_that/ (jerodeltoro1)
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If we didn't have eyes we wouldn't even know light and vision existed. If we didn't have ears we would know about vibration but not sound. There may be a whole sense we don't have an organ to perceive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8o965/if_we_didnt_have_eyes_we_wouldnt_even_know_light/ (firetothislife)
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There’s probably a guy named Harry Potter - working somewhere like in an office or warehouse - who hasn’t read the books or seen the films, but gets tired of the same jokes, and doing the same work, and so wishes he had magical powers to get out of his mundane hellhole.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8o94u/theres_probably_a_guy_named_harry_potter_working/ (salvorhardin_BE)
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A hungry person will long to eat and a greedy person will eat too long

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8o87a/a_hungry_person_will_long_to_eat_and_a_greedy/ (EricArcadier)
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From the crabs’ view, fish are flying

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8o72r/from_the_crabs_view_fish_are_flying/ (EricArcadier)
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Forrest Gump’s mom was right about life being a box of chocolate. It’s very expensive and not as good as they advertise it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8o62l/forrest_gumps_mom_was_right_about_life_being_a/ (EidPeter)
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There are a bunch of eggs flying around inside if birds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8o61y/there_are_a_bunch_of_eggs_flying_around_inside_if/ (5cot7)
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An orphan can't tattle to their parents

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8o5w1/an_orphan_cant_tattle_to_their_parents/ (BigNibbaDicc)
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Most people are 1 parking lot kitten away from owning a new cat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8o5pu/most_people_are_1_parking_lot_kitten_away_from/ (bodhasattva)
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Someone who splits hairs is annoying af but someone who splits atoms is admired

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8o5ir/someone_who_splits_hairs_is_annoying_af_but/ (ErwinFurwinPurrwin)
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A successful metaphor will be commonly used and be deem as a part of the definition of the word, therefore is no longer a metaphor

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8o58y/a_successful_metaphor_will_be_commonly_used_and/ (nyahangsin)
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The first lab made baby will be forever liberate from its mother’s “gave you life...went through almost a year of the sacrifice of pregnancy and labor” guilt tripping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8o4qw/the_first_lab_made_baby_will_be_forever_liberate/ ([deleted])
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Cats don't look like Ron Perlman. Ron Perlman looks like a cat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8o4l5/cats_dont_look_like_ron_perlman_ron_perlman_looks/ (Aquatic0203)
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We are wading through a ocean of ghosts from everything that ever died, and it reaches into space.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8o43f/we_are_wading_through_a_ocean_of_ghosts_from/ (robtheburglr)
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Every company has an IT guy who can fix any problem by doing what you’ve already tried.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8o3c3/every_company_has_an_it_guy_who_can_fix_any/ (gnarley_quinn)
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"O.K" can portray any emotion based on punctuation, spelling, and capitalism.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8o25h/ok_can_portray_any_emotion_based_on_punctuation/ (Puggggo)
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All C in the piano sound differently

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8o22u/all_c_in_the_piano_sound_differently/ (Soerika)
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No one born in the 1800s is alive anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8o21d/no_one_born_in_the_1800s_is_alive_anymore/ (Sohami)
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Every person has an occasion to be celebrated every day in a year no matter how small it is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8o1m5/every_person_has_an_occasion_to_be_celebrated/ (BigNibbaDicc)
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If you are a freak in a group of people, that makes you odd. But if you’re in a group of freaks, that makes you normal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8o006/if_you_are_a_freak_in_a_group_of_people_that/ (EricArcadier)
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Looting and rioting is a very old problem. Why else did you think so many ancient treasures are hidden.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8nz31/looting_and_rioting_is_a_very_old_problem_why/ (VerbotenPublish)
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You aren’t afraid of being alone in the dark. You are afraid when you aren’t alone in the dark

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8nymh/you_arent_afraid_of_being_alone_in_the_dark_you/ (EricArcadier)
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Storks deliver babies. So how do they get baby storks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8nxqz/storks_deliver_babies_so_how_do_they_get_baby/ (d3zm4n)
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Most people actually want monopolies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8nxct/most_people_actually_want_monopolies/ (Sunkenking97)
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A single zombie cannot feel lonely because it is already dead inside.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8nunp/a_single_zombie_cannot_feel_lonely_because_it_is/ (Jfuentes6)
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There are four possible answers for “What is the first pokémon?”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8nsl9/there_are_four_possible_answers_for_what_is_the/ (Uno_Swap_Hands)
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Everything started to fuck up hard after a death of a gorilla

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8nrvo/everything_started_to_fuck_up_hard_after_a_death/ (BigNibbaDicc)
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If you add all the numbers between 0 and 0.1, you get infinity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8nqnb/if_you_add_all_the_numbers_between_0_and_01_you/ ([deleted])
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The human's depiction of extraterrestrials never have facial hair

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8npnt/the_humans_depiction_of_extraterrestrials_never/ (ScotchSwanson)
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You can think about a feeling, but you can’t feel a thought

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8npjk/you_can_think_about_a_feeling_but_you_cant_feel_a/ (kissingskeletons)
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Everyone is a lot of people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8noyu/everyone_is_a_lot_of_people/ (aDazzlingDove)
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Nature documentaries filming mating sessions/practices of animals are technically making furry porn

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8noh3/nature_documentaries_filming_mating/ (Anormalatom)
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We have evolved fearing great heights for thousands of years just to end up skydiving.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ni3a/we_have_evolved_fearing_great_heights_for/ (DueTry9)
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We all perceive sound frequencies in a slightly different way, since our inner ear has slightly different shapes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8nhlg/we_all_perceive_sound_frequencies_in_a_slightly/ (jul_kip)
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You've never seen a computer hacker use a mouse on TV.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ng76/youve_never_seen_a_computer_hacker_use_a_mouse_on/ (Run_MCID37)
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There’s probably someone out there who had an idea capable of changing the world but was too lazy to try it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8nfig/theres_probably_someone_out_there_who_had_an_idea/ (Weld152)
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yankee with no brim sounds a lot cooler then it actually is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8nesl/yankee_with_no_brim_sounds_a_lot_cooler_then_it/ (Lights-On-Bitch)
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Tik Tok dances are the same dance as when people forget the order to the Macarena

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ncwb/tik_tok_dances_are_the_same_dance_as_when_people/ (fpow)
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Lately, people are tolerating less and calling themselves tolerable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8n9z0/lately_people_are_tolerating_less_and_calling/ (Tedisdillon1299)
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No matter what generally unexpected disaster happens there will be someone whose warning we ignored.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8n9ng/no_matter_what_generally_unexpected_disaster/ (freelikegnu)
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5 AM is both early and late

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8n946/5_am_is_both_early_and_late/ (jamie12345678900)
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People don't have a fear of flying. It's a fear of crashing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8n8se/people_dont_have_a_fear_of_flying_its_a_fear_of/ (Kong1988)
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If you put Spaghettios on a spaghetti strand then you have a spaghetti necklace.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8n7gl/if_you_put_spaghettios_on_a_spaghetti_strand_then/ (s0nof0d1n)
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It’s kind of a bummer that it takes motivation to get motivated

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8n59x/its_kind_of_a_bummer_that_it_takes_motivation_to/ (BHRabbit)
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You don't truly appreciate how much water falls when it rains until it's flooding into your basement.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8n4ng/you_dont_truly_appreciate_how_much_water_falls/ (carcigenicate)
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Being born in a developed country is less likely than getting into an Ivy League school

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8n477/being_born_in_a_developed_country_is_less_likely/ (IMissFreedom)
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Since animals don't wear clothes, all pictures of animals are technically nudes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8n36x/since_animals_dont_wear_clothes_all_pictures_of/ (AsexualPlantMain)
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There are people out there liking every post and comment they see just because it is free and it makes a stranger feel good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8n2hj/there_are_people_out_there_liking_every_post_and/ (flapjackbandit00)
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Majority of society really lacks the capability to think for themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8n18z/majority_of_society_really_lacks_the_capability/ (SwayzeBG)
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People often long to go back to a certain point in their life to do things over, but for all you know, your wish was granted and you’re already on your second chance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8mzai/people_often_long_to_go_back_to_a_certain_point/ (grove4lyf)
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At some point in your life, the things you considered technically advanced will be considered rudimentary by a younger, more naive generation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8myry/at_some_point_in_your_life_the_things_you/ (blorentz38)
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There will eventually be no one that remembers black and white television

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8mwe0/there_will_eventually_be_no_one_that_remembers/ (3xtr0)
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Being Told You Sound Like Someone's Friend Is A lot Like Schrödinger’s Cat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8mut3/being_told_you_sound_like_someones_friend_is_a/ (S0m3_Dud3)
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Deaf people probably don’t know farts make a noise

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8msfm/deaf_people_probably_dont_know_farts_make_a_noise/ (Scuffed-Knob)
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Most people probably don't get the 'Pete Davidson' thing but are afraid of being labeled as uncool so they just nod their heads in agreement.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ms41/most_people_probably_dont_get_the_pete_davidson/ (kovyvok)
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If vampires existed in real life, a lot of them would get ran over by cars because drivers couldn’t see their reflections.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8mrgc/if_vampires_existed_in_real_life_a_lot_of_them/ (Etaleo)
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Nobody likes peple that makes comments during movies or videos, but there are hundreds of people who are making a living off of doing that

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8mr8y/nobody_likes_peple_that_makes_comments_during/ (s_nifty)
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Everywhere is 'all you can eat' if you ain't broke

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8mq10/everywhere_is_all_you_can_eat_if_you_aint_broke/ (motorboat-them-all)
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The theory of Conspiracy Theorists is a Conspiracy Thoery.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8moe4/the_theory_of_conspiracy_theorists_is_a/ (PPAPisLob)
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Someone must have to tell people who were born deaf that other people can hear their farts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8mo1o/someone_must_have_to_tell_people_who_were_born/ (h311r47)
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Uncles and Aunties are generally the only members of the family to get the double noun treatment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8mn8m/uncles_and_aunties_are_generally_the_only_members/ (miketgeman101)
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If you word it right, anything has the potential to sound scary/dangerous.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8mk22/if_you_word_it_right_anything_has_the_potential/ (Lizzie_Demon)
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A hotdog is a sandwich but sideways.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8mivu/a_hotdog_is_a_sandwich_but_sideways/ (Unknownirish)
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Rockets always go up in flames

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8mhy5/rockets_always_go_up_in_flames/ (prickwhowaspromised)
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A lot of the people we see listening to music with headphones are probably just listening to ads

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8mh62/a_lot_of_the_people_we_see_listening_to_music/ (PrincessDiana06)
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If nobody ever wore deodorant, eventually all humans would become nose blind to the smell of armpits.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8mgwv/if_nobody_ever_wore_deodorant_eventually_all/ (Ceedy_Boiii)
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The eye is so sensitive it's the only part of the body that can feel when an eyelash is on it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8mgdk/the_eye_is_so_sensitive_its_the_only_part_of_the/ (MargotteL)
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Every number system using Arabic numerals is technically base-10.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8mg42/every_number_system_using_arabic_numerals_is/ (PseudoRidge)
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Considering most if not almost all of spotify’s ads are spotify premium ads, they’re not actually promoting their product, just annoying you until you buy it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8mft5/considering_most_if_not_almost_all_of_spotifys/ ([deleted])
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Piano is the easiest instrument to learn, but the hardest to master.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8mf9r/piano_is_the_easiest_instrument_to_learn_but_the/ ([deleted])
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We can probably deduce which animals see in color based on how much their natural predators bothered to evolve color accurate camouflage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8mert/we_can_probably_deduce_which_animals_see_in_color/ (MoistAndSalty)
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One day, your whole life will just be nostalgia

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8mecy/one_day_your_whole_life_will_just_be_nostalgia/ (Chase_Claydon)
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Our profile of serial killers is based only on the profiles of ones bad enough at it to be discovered.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8mdhy/our_profile_of_serial_killers_is_based_only_on/ (Artif3x_)
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I've never had a unique interaction with a mod.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8mcx5/ive_never_had_a_unique_interaction_with_a_mod/ (KingsNThings)
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The easiest way for anyone to raise a boat which has sunk is to use a long hose to push thousands of ping pong balls into the cabin causing the boat to float where it can be tethered and hauled to shore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8mc63/the_easiest_way_for_anyone_to_raise_a_boat_which/ (VerbotenPublish)
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SmarterChild was the original Alexa/Siri

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8mb9u/smarterchild_was_the_original_alexasiri/ (sharkb8hoohaha13)
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Touch screens don't allow you to touch-type.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8maud/touch_screens_dont_allow_you_to_touchtype/ (AnEnigmaticBug)
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Whales don't die of old age. They die when they don't have enough energy to resurface.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8m9y5/whales_dont_die_of_old_age_they_die_when_they/ (sb4410)
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When Chuck Norris dies, there's going to be a lot of people who won't believe it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8m8es/when_chuck_norris_dies_theres_going_to_be_a_lot/ (ToyVaren)
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At some point we go from feeding our children in a lying position to telling them never to drink lying down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8m89a/at_some_point_we_go_from_feeding_our_children_in/ (zeychshmo)
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If you took all the water from plants and animals you’d have enough to cover the earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8m7iy/if_you_took_all_the_water_from_plants_and_animals/ (ClayDolfin)
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Whoever first drank a cow’s milk was into some weird fetish shit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8m5u8/whoever_first_drank_a_cows_milk_was_into_some/ (a_human21)
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Butterflies have one more cone in their eyes than us, meaning they can see colors that we can't even imagine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8m549/butterflies_have_one_more_cone_in_their_eyes_than/ (a_meme_supreme_)
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Women can lie too

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8m4cc/women_can_lie_too/ (jomtienislife)
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Layz and lazy sound the same

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8m3u3/layz_and_lazy_sound_the_same/ (SPACE-MONKEYY)
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all digital art is pixel art

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8m3m9/all_digital_art_is_pixel_art/ (RealPie79)
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The vowel in "fat" is fat and the vowel in "fit" is fit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8m37e/the_vowel_in_fat_is_fat_and_the_vowel_in_fit_is/ (smalltinyant)
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Something that is easier done than said is "Seeing Sally sell seashells by the seashore".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8m2ys/something_that_is_easier_done_than_said_is_seeing/ (BextoMooseYT)
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If bucciallati uses Sticky fingers in front of non stand users it will look like air just sliced someone to pieces because the zipper part of the stand

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8m29n/if_bucciallati_uses_sticky_fingers_in_front_of/ (Wsdies)
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We microwave food in a microwave, toast in a toaster, but we don't oven in an oven.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8m10x/we_microwave_food_in_a_microwave_toast_in_a/ (a_meme_supreme_)
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If bail money went to the victims, criminals wouldn't get such light sentences anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8m0dm/if_bail_money_went_to_the_victims_criminals/ (GLITCHEDMATRIX)
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it would suck to be the guy who has to separate the poopoo from the water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8lxmc/it_would_suck_to_be_the_guy_who_has_to_separate/ (iheartmalebooty28)
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The secret to success is keeping track of everything that is important to those you seek to influence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8lwm6/the_secret_to_success_is_keeping_track_of/ (Titan9999)
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If anyone ever says the earth is a circle then there saying it's flat because a sphere is 3d

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8lvam/if_anyone_ever_says_the_earth_is_a_circle_then/ (gavlion)
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Airless tires will make fast and furious a lot more believable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8lu64/airless_tires_will_make_fast_and_furious_a_lot/ (zumbaiom)
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You've probably eaten more peanut butter then straight peanuts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8lsez/youve_probably_eaten_more_peanut_butter_then/ (gavlion)
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There is no way to look cool when you decide to turn around and walk back from where you came from.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ls9k/there_is_no_way_to_look_cool_when_you_decide_to/ (MagicHair2)
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There will never be a year where every living person doesn't turn a year older

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8lpo9/there_will_never_be_a_year_where_every_living/ (PortalMaster25)
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Sex sounds the same in every language.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8lobj/sex_sounds_the_same_in_every_language/ ([deleted])
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Saying 1, 2, 3 is the same as saying 1-3

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ln5j/saying_1_2_3_is_the_same_as_saying_13/ (owenchandler1)
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There's a chance the Zodiac Killer lives in your area but there's no way of knowing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8lmb5/theres_a_chance_the_zodiac_killer_lives_in_your/ (ThatMemingGem347)
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Gayness is the least difficult way of turning from a straight, white, able-bodied male, into an oppressed minority.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8lib6/gayness_is_the_least_difficult_way_of_turning/ (sankyu99)
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A conspiracy theory isn't really a "theory". A theory is a hypothesis supported by evidence. There certainly are a hypothesis, but it's oftenly supported by the denial of evidence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8lgou/a_conspiracy_theory_isnt_really_a_theory_a_theory/ (Zomgius765)
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You've been walking your entire life, yet your brain doesn't trust you to walk in a straight line with your eyes closed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8lfz9/youve_been_walking_your_entire_life_yet_your/ (cupnoodledoodle)
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Blackreach can go fuck itself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8lf7u/blackreach_can_go_fuck_itself/ ([deleted])
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With deep fake technology in the future we will be able use a naked filter on our smart devices to see people completely naked, just for our entertainment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8lf04/with_deep_fake_technology_in_the_future_we_will/ (oicu8124a69)
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The most important decisions in life are best made by the subconscious mind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8lead/the_most_important_decisions_in_life_are_best/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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You know the fight is going to be good if both characters get flashbacks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ldsg/you_know_the_fight_is_going_to_be_good_if_both/ ([deleted])
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No one ever says "in hot" to describe being wide awake

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8lcz4/no_one_ever_says_in_hot_to_describe_being_wide/ (Darth_Kahuna)
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If you get malware from a porn site then your phone/PC technically has an STD.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8l8js/if_you_get_malware_from_a_porn_site_then_your/ (MemeSkeleton666)
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I'm made of recycled dead people. Someday, people will be partially made of recycled dead me.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8l8dh/im_made_of_recycled_dead_people_someday_people/ (RU5TR3D)
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Jelly-filled donuts are creampied pastries

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8l7n3/jellyfilled_donuts_are_creampied_pastries/ (MrKeepr)
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Pink lemonade and blue raspberry are accepted as flavoring even though those things are made up flavors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8l7at/pink_lemonade_and_blue_raspberry_are_accepted_as/ (Cash4meme)
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Saying things are cringe has become cringe itself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8l55a/saying_things_are_cringe_has_become_cringe_itself/ (MLG50)
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In the Cars Universe rusting is the same as skin cancer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8l50s/in_the_cars_universe_rusting_is_the_same_as_skin/ (ThatMemingGem347)
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When you look at the sky, you are actually looking at an infinite void where gravity is saving you from being sucked into it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8l4nv/when_you_look_at_the_sky_you_are_actually_looking/ (Toxicwand)
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When you’re young, it’s exciting to lose your teeth. When your older, it’s terrifying

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8l263/when_youre_young_its_exciting_to_lose_your_teeth/ (siahbabedblsiah)
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Organ donation is the human version of recycling

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8l022/organ_donation_is_the_human_version_of_recycling/ (emailrob)
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No one is actually sorry when playing Sorry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8kypz/no_one_is_actually_sorry_when_playing_sorry/ (timidbanana)
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There aren't many things humans would universally miss more than garlic if it suddenly disappeared.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ky4e/there_arent_many_things_humans_would_universally/ (Keener1899)
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Always sleeping on the same side of the bed is the adult version of assigning yourself a seat in class

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8kwtk/always_sleeping_on_the_same_side_of_the_bed_is/ (treeinthewind)
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You've probably drank the same water that a t-rex once drank

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8kvgv/youve_probably_drank_the_same_water_that_a_trex/ (ThatMemingGem347)
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if you put your hand up someone's anus far enough they could be a living puppet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8kqb5/if_you_put_your_hand_up_someones_anus_far_enough/ (lolsforalls23)
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As a society, we have just excepted that when it’s night, everything is shut down and we go to bed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8kq0b/as_a_society_we_have_just_excepted_that_when_its/ (ImA_JuiceBox)
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Ghosts must have been so excited when we started making electrical appliances

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8kpn4/ghosts_must_have_been_so_excited_when_we_started/ (nunkyfun)
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Click bait headlines are so successful because

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8kpjb/click_bait_headlines_are_so_successful_because/ (alphabeta_g)
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The Weird Societal Expectations Around Marriage And Divorce

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8kojj/the_weird_societal_expectations_around_marriage/ (Snoo_84973)
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Trials in TV shows and Movies have given some people undeserved confidence that they are competent enough to represent themselves in court.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8kmgz/trials_in_tv_shows_and_movies_have_given_some/ (nopols)
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Somebody has beaten the ender dragon first try with a stone sword

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8klv5/somebody_has_beaten_the_ender_dragon_first_try/ (jamie12345678900)
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These gifs/vids that look like you can just play them, but it takes 7 clicks and 5 new windows before they actually play. Down with that. Seriously.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8klju/these_gifsvids_that_look_like_you_can_just_play/ (ecwarrior)
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There's a problem when you have to check every headline to see if it's from the onion

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8kldu/theres_a_problem_when_you_have_to_check_every/ (True_DragonLord)
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I'm not sure why the FBI is mostly men, because a woman's ability to find shit out is unmatched.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8kkm3/im_not_sure_why_the_fbi_is_mostly_men_because_a/ (X_Succ)
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The demographics of people who drive Cadillacs is an odd polarizing split

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8kklp/the_demographics_of_people_who_drive_cadillacs_is/ (qwertysac)
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onions make you mourn their death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8kh5c/onions_make_you_mourn_their_death/ (AJ_the_nerd)
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Getting blood stains off clothes is a task, yet big cats literally have their faces covered in blood from eating and end up spotless.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8kggx/getting_blood_stains_off_clothes_is_a_task_yet/ (KingFelixG)
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If you take away 1 letter from took, it will be a word

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8kg9m/if_you_take_away_1_letter_from_took_it_will_be_a/ ([deleted])
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The “T” in “T-Pain” stands for “Thomas”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ke1x/the_t_in_tpain_stands_for_thomas/ (i_love_COVID-19)
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giraffes probably don't know what farts smell like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8kd3r/giraffes_probably_dont_know_what_farts_smell_like/ (AJ_the_nerd)
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X-ray vision wouldn’t help you in poker because you’d just see through the cards.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8kcp6/xray_vision_wouldnt_help_you_in_poker_because/ (adale24)
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In the span of about a century, we went from "we must make the most energy packed food" to "we need to remove as much calories from food as possible"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8kbv2/in_the_span_of_about_a_century_we_went_from_we/ (yeppbrep)
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When cinemas are allowed again. The first movie out will be a blockbuster.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8kb87/when_cinemas_are_allowed_again_the_first_movie/ (Bibiduck312)
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We feel more active when rushing to charge our phone than anything else

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8kaok/we_feel_more_active_when_rushing_to_charge_our/ (Captain-Murica4)
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Humans think dogs are cute but feed them bones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8kams/humans_think_dogs_are_cute_but_feed_them_bones/ (JackGolondria)
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Consciousness is to reality as the shoelace is to the shoe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ka68/consciousness_is_to_reality_as_the_shoelace_is_to/ (wompt)
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There was not ONE gas station ever shown in The Legend of Korra, yet vehicles always had fuel

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8k6wt/there_was_not_one_gas_station_ever_shown_in_the/ (CRL10)
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For people everything is relative.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8k4y3/for_people_everything_is_relative/ (Jammygamer2)
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The human capacity for hate is much more than acceptance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8k3or/the_human_capacity_for_hate_is_much_more_than/ (Clan-Rainbow)
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If a stupid plan works out, was it really stupid in the first place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8k3el/if_a_stupid_plan_works_out_was_it_really_stupid/ (WaterboardedApples)
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In a thousand years the only resemblance of your life, will probably be deleted from a online database. And you will be forgotten forever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8k37t/in_a_thousand_years_the_only_resemblance_of_your/ (OOF2101)
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Earth probably has a smell, like everyone's house does that we can't smell because we've lived here our whole lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8k1b0/earth_probably_has_a_smell_like_everyones_house/ (rexmons)
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Putting up with people's shit is always a crappy way to live.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8k0vn/putting_up_with_peoples_shit_is_always_a_crappy/ (suzaman)
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Kids are probably getting away with using fake ID’s a lot more with everyone wearing masks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8jwql/kids_are_probably_getting_away_with_using_fake/ (Kfeugos)
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Sex is always about emotions. Passionate sex is about free emotions. Lustful sex is about desire from impulsive emotions. Love sex is about connecting through emotion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8jvwk/sex_is_always_about_emotions_passionate_sex_is/ (lustbust)
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Minneapolis is a combination of Minnesota Metropolis.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ju7e/minneapolis_is_a_combination_of_minnesota/ (PotentiallySpartacus)
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Technically, a death by falling is a death by natural causes. Gravity is natural.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8jt8s/technically_a_death_by_falling_is_a_death_by/ ([deleted])
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You can't get into the mirror because the guy in there is pushing you back

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8jt1w/you_cant_get_into_the_mirror_because_the_guy_in/ (dalngest14erg)
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We've reached a point where products partly made out of wood are considered more luxurious than products made of "modern" materials.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8jpyo/weve_reached_a_point_where_products_partly_made/ (Prace_Ace)
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Therapy is how you understand why you felt what happened and why you no longer need to feel it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8jogx/therapy_is_how_you_understand_why_you_felt_what/ (lustbust)
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Because there are always infinite possibilities, it’s always a non-zero chance of any event.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8jnq0/because_there_are_always_infinite_possibilities/ (anti-peta-man)
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The moment we cry in a film is not when things are sad but when they turn out to be more beautiful than we expected them to be.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8jnhs/the_moment_we_cry_in_a_film_is_not_when_things/ (lustbust)
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You've probably seen a famous person without knowing they're famous

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8jn2p/youve_probably_seen_a_famous_person_without/ (Africa1By1Toto)
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If they added a new number 1 through 10 would still be 10 numbers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8jn1r/if_they_added_a_new_number_1_through_10_would/ ([deleted])
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Shit, somebody took all the hot water again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8jmx3/shit_somebody_took_all_the_hot_water_again/ (BrLeAeNsKeE)
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Your emotions are the slaves to your thoughts, and you are the slave to your emotions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8jmgf/your_emotions_are_the_slaves_to_your_thoughts_and/ (lustbust)
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Every human calculation could be wrong

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8jlli/every_human_calculation_could_be_wrong/ ([deleted])
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Madagascar and Tropic Thunder nearly have the same plot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8jl0f/madagascar_and_tropic_thunder_nearly_have_the/ (OviedoRefugee)
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We globally decided that the opposite of vanilla is chocolate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8jkm6/we_globally_decided_that_the_opposite_of_vanilla/ (DarkCuddlez)
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If you can somehow find out how to make onions cry, you will become immortal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8jin9/if_you_can_somehow_find_out_how_to_make_onions/ (PhotoClock)
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The Cosby Show might as well be lost media because no one ever wants to watch an episode ever again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8jhkc/the_cosby_show_might_as_well_be_lost_media/ (WarPig262)
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We all have one thing in common with models, being hungry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8jga4/we_all_have_one_thing_in_common_with_models_being/ (PhotoClock)
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Food-related commercials are at the mercy of whether their audience is hungry or not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8jfl2/foodrelated_commercials_are_at_the_mercy_of/ (Melkor_34)
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Superman co-workers might of thought he was weak. Superman probably had to ask for help on simple stuff like removing a stuck pen cap, in fear of obliterating the pen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8jef8/superman_coworkers_might_of_thought_he_was_weak/ (fartingpinetree)
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5 likes on a post doesn't sound like much, but if you told a joke and 5 people laughed, you'd probably feel pretty funny.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8je8g/5_likes_on_a_post_doesnt_sound_like_much_but_if/ (QuantumOfSilence)
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Vampires need vitamine D from our blood because they can’t take it from the sun that’s gonna burn them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8jdqz/vampires_need_vitamine_d_from_our_blood_because/ (RedStarRazi)
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Nobody is smarter than those people who set up two alarms, first fake alarm few minutes earlier than the real so that they can enjoy and feel the real sleep after shutting off the fake one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8jcv3/nobody_is_smarter_than_those_people_who_set_up/ (256Moin256)
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“What goes around comes around” is nature slapping you with the biggest uno reverse card ever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8jbo1/what_goes_around_comes_around_is_nature_slapping/ (salvorhardin_BE)
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The drawer underneath your stove is for keeping food warm while you continue to cook and not for pots and pans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8jb82/the_drawer_underneath_your_stove_is_for_keeping/ (DevilRyder)
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When driving, people tend turn down the volume of their stereo in order to "see better".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ja3t/when_driving_people_tend_turn_down_the_volume_of/ (cadyheroine)
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After a while, you cannot speedrun Snake.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8j9nj/after_a_while_you_cannot_speedrun_snake/ (minhking889)
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Chris Farley really ruined it for those of us who saw living "In a van down by the river" as a great way to spend your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8j9lp/chris_farley_really_ruined_it_for_those_of_us_who/ (rogalporn)
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If computers become sentient that would make working on them brain surgery.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8j7mo/if_computers_become_sentient_that_would_make/ (Graymarth)
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Sheep really don't deserve all the defamation they receive on a daily basis

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8j3ag/sheep_really_dont_deserve_all_the_defamation_they/ (Jorogasm)
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You are living proof that the universe is alive you are conscious matter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8j23r/you_are_living_proof_that_the_universe_is_alive/ (nuggets710)
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Kratos solos the OPM verse easily, have you seen many of his feats Easily fought with multiversal beings and has shown incalculable speed. No one stands a chance the moment he arrives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8j22t/kratos_solos_the_opm_verse_easily_have_you_seen/ ([deleted])
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J.K Rowling is both loved for her work and hated for who she is as a person. Most often by the same people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8j0ys/jk_rowling_is_both_loved_for_her_work_and_hated/ (Abnormal_Crisp)
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Being a big dick to people has small dick energy, but owning the fact that you have a small stick has big dick energy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8j0pl/being_a_big_dick_to_people_has_small_dick_energy/ (velvetblunder03)
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Humans have not fully finished evolving to an upright posture.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8j07p/humans_have_not_fully_finished_evolving_to_an/ (mrgosch)
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Finding a bogey on your body is %100 grosser if you don't know if it's yours

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8izpp/finding_a_bogey_on_your_body_is_100_grosser_if/ (shrekbutretarded)
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If ghosts were real, they'd probably be disappointed that the ones that have been dead 50 years or more get all the attention, while the ones that have just died are mostly ignored.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8izk9/if_ghosts_were_real_theyd_probably_be/ (Taman_Should)
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Almost every single person who has ever lived is dead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8izjh/almost_every_single_person_who_has_ever_lived_is/ (inphenite)
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If dogs only love us for our food, then they aren't "man's best friend", they're grandma's best friend

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8iydl/if_dogs_only_love_us_for_our_food_then_they_arent/ (XXXSuperDupe)
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In cartoons, dogs always eat completely bare white bones without a single bit of meat on them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8iwpu/in_cartoons_dogs_always_eat_completely_bare_white/ (VerityFalls)
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Placebos really show how powerful the human mind can be

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ivbs/placebos_really_show_how_powerful_the_human_mind/ (TheRealPirateSamurai)
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The first professional pyrotechnic had to teach himself to blow things up in the backyard

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8isl1/the_first_professional_pyrotechnic_had_to_teach/ (Mugybety)
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A lot of insects were set to no fall damage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8irrg/a_lot_of_insects_were_set_to_no_fall_damage/ (fartingpinetree)
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“If you ain’t first, you’re last” says every sperm that went to the ovaries late and became a human.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8iq8l/if_you_aint_first_youre_last_says_every_sperm/ (Ifunnyizbetter)
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You can counter any question with “Why?”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8imbx/you_can_counter_any_question_with_why/ (cplmatt)
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The center part of roads must be less worn out than the sides

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8im7t/the_center_part_of_roads_must_be_less_worn_out/ (Hedge-Lord)
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Foot lotion is simultaneously hand lotion

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ikje/foot_lotion_is_simultaneously_hand_lotion/ (TheBigChew)
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There are two of you inside of you. The one with the mouth that can talk and be silent and the one with no mouth that’s always speaking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ikg1/there_are_two_of_you_inside_of_you_the_one_with/ (samir2525)
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Because of so many natural predators rabbits only choice is to constantly fuck each other so that their species might live.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ik7k/because_of_so_many_natural_predators_rabbits_only/ (Squeakypuff)
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An animal holding its young by the neck is “good parenting.” Holding a human child by the neck is “bad parenting.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ik2n/an_animal_holding_its_young_by_the_neck_is_good/ (CallMeKayleePlease)
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At some point you will realize that seeing stars doesn't just happen in cartoons.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ijtm/at_some_point_you_will_realize_that_seeing_stars/ (ghostsolid)
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It’s weird that the pictures and videos we are going to show to our grand kids aren’t going to be in black and white.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ijlh/its_weird_that_the_pictures_and_videos_we_are/ (userX69X)
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Feeling mentally-exhausted feels more exhausting than feeling physically-exhausted

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ihj6/feeling_mentallyexhausted_feels_more_exhausting/ (TwoStrokeMcGee)
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Humans eventually thought sugar was to boring so we’ve made different flavors of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8igme/humans_eventually_thought_sugar_was_to_boring_so/ (dankpenguin69)
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Having access to the internet immediately hits the shuffle button on your life experiences.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ifyr/having_access_to_the_internet_immediately_hits/ (nabkawe5)
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You can fasten stuff, but you can't slowen them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8idth/you_can_fasten_stuff_but_you_cant_slowen_them/ (Alpieo69)
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they could’ve ended harry potter by him waking up in hospital and the nurse telling him he hit his head and he’s been in a coma for seven years

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8icqr/they_couldve_ended_harry_potter_by_him_waking_up/ ([deleted])
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Nobody died in Charlie chocolate factory

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8icf6/nobody_died_in_charlie_chocolate_factory/ (LilTimeGamer)
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The only difference between a safe house and a cell is which side of the door the lock is on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8iccf/the_only_difference_between_a_safe_house_and_a/ (schomphed_crusader)
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It’s possible for the surveillance footage of someone to be longer than that person’s life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ib9l/its_possible_for_the_surveillance_footage_of/ (fakakta77)
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A gif only ends when you stop looking at it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8i9kd/a_gif_only_ends_when_you_stop_looking_at_it/ (TheTrueMadgenta)
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they could’ve ended harry potter by him waking up in hospital and the nurse telling him he hit his head getting out of the cupboard and he’s been in a coma for seven years

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8i98p/they_couldve_ended_harry_potter_by_him_waking_up/ ([deleted])
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Women will never fully understand how it feels to treat yourself to a sit-down pee.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8i8by/women_will_never_fully_understand_how_it_feels_to/ (Xander_Cloud)
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The Subcontinent really care about Human Rights, it’s just that the care about the human rights in their neighbours. Pakistan really cares about abysmal human rights conditions in Afghanistan and India, India too cares about human rights issues in Pakistan, Afghanistan and Bangladesh.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8i7ep/the_subcontinent_really_care_about_human_rights/ (Jalal-ud-deeeen)
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Autonomous Zones are couch forts for adults.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8i6gr/autonomous_zones_are_couch_forts_for_adults/ (Eraser-Head)
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After a certain point, a baby announcement becomes code for "I've decided not to kill it!"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8i5c9/after_a_certain_point_a_baby_announcement_becomes/ (churniglow)
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Everyone's life could be made into a coming of age story

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8i1ap/everyones_life_could_be_made_into_a_coming_of_age/ (Horny_Kiwi)
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A little morbid, but when you go to the hospital, the sheets on the bed most likely were on someone’s death bed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8hygb/a_little_morbid_but_when_you_go_to_the_hospital/ (something-not-clever)
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If you have one eye, you don't have one eye.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8hxju/if_you_have_one_eye_you_dont_have_one_eye/ (RoberTTzBlack)
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People always point out that juries don’t rule a person “Innocent” because there is always doubt. But “Not Guilty” sounds way more certain in its judgment than “Innocent”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8hw11/people_always_point_out_that_juries_dont_rule_a/ (FutureRocker)
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The universe has an infintesimally small chance to produce a fully functional car, but all of the cars generated by the universe (that we know of) are on earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8hv7w/the_universe_has_an_infintesimally_small_chance/ (Tietonz)
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Console makers eventually realized that they were limiting their own options by labelling the Start and Select buttons on controllers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8hun4/console_makers_eventually_realized_that_they_were/ ([deleted])
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everyone hates it when there wifi comes back during the chrom dino game

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8htqj/everyone_hates_it_when_there_wifi_comes_back/ (Random_Guy-4779)
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Someone out there is pissed at you for taking their username.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8htoz/someone_out_there_is_pissed_at_you_for_taking/ (cayendo-)
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Aren’t gold diggers technically prostitutes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8htll/arent_gold_diggers_technically_prostitutes/ (leaderofthevirgins)
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You won't die in your lifetime

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8hpqj/you_wont_die_in_your_lifetime/ (behrpaints03)
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If you woke up one day, and the size of molecules and atoms grew to the size of your fist, you wouldn’t notice...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8hpqa/if_you_woke_up_one_day_and_the_size_of_molecules/ (Aviator05m)
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When moles die, there's a tunnel at the end of the light.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8hohe/when_moles_die_theres_a_tunnel_at_the_end_of_the/ (sjryan)
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We recognize a lot more shades as grey then as black or white.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ho7a/we_recognize_a_lot_more_shades_as_grey_then_as/ (MothThatLuvsLamps)
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Vampires can't see their reflection in the mirror. And yet, they are always well-groomed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ho26/vampires_cant_see_their_reflection_in_the_mirror/ (magenta_lilies)
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No one ever taught us how to procrastinate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8hmh6/no_one_ever_taught_us_how_to_procrastinate/ (Asian_Canadaball)
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The brain gave itself the title of most important part of the body

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8hll5/the_brain_gave_itself_the_title_of_most_important/ ([deleted])
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If two spaceships meet in space, they might be "upside-down" relative to each other since there isn't up or down in space.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8hle6/if_two_spaceships_meet_in_space_they_might_be/ (KvotheSonOfArliden)
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It is the second thought you have on a subject, rather than the first, that defines you as a person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8hka7/it_is_the_second_thought_you_have_on_a_subject/ (librarianana)
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Music paints the colours of the soul.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8hk81/music_paints_the_colours_of_the_soul/ (SherpaJones)
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For dogs, all doors are automatic doors. Trouble is, there's never a human around when they're out of order.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8hfeg/for_dogs_all_doors_are_automatic_doors_trouble_is/ (vdarcangelo)
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Statues of bad people are totally acceptable just as long as they're made of wax, and in their proper location and context in a wax museum.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8hfdw/statues_of_bad_people_are_totally_acceptable_just/ (oneidamojo)
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"it all goes downhill from here" is a bad thing to hear unless you are mountain biking

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8hfd7/it_all_goes_downhill_from_here_is_a_bad_thing_to/ (Baudi_Mcmovin)
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Space elevators would require only two buttons; one for Earth and one for its destination.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8herz/space_elevators_would_require_only_two_buttons/ (study-in-scarlet)
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Every social media account that has the word “Real” in it can be digitally counterfeited by someone who uses the same exact username but replaces the lower case version of “L” in ‘Real’ with an uppercase version of “i”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8he6j/every_social_media_account_that_has_the_word_real/ (salvorhardin_BE)
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The brain is the only organ in the entire body that named itself and knows of its own existence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8hdzp/the_brain_is_the_only_organ_in_the_entire_body/ (Mr_Freese)
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Birthdays are lethal in large doses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8habz/birthdays_are_lethal_in_large_doses/ (MrLettuceBuns)
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Pokémon is a franchise run on nostalgia

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8h98d/pokémon_is_a_franchise_run_on_nostalgia/ (TrueJimbo)
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Online classes for hotkey shortcuts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8h8j8/online_classes_for_hotkey_shortcuts/ (greattoilet)
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Growing up is going from having a crush on a character to having a crush on an actor

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8h7nq/growing_up_is_going_from_having_a_crush_on_a/ (AudreyHW)
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If math is related to science, then history is related to english.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8h6jz/if_math_is_related_to_science_then_history_is/ (TrickyYogi95472)
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College courses for hotkey shortcuts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8h6cc/college_courses_for_hotkey_shortcuts/ ([deleted])
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Eggs Benedict Really Only Amounts to an Elevated Toad In The Hole Breakfast

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8h44m/eggs_benedict_really_only_amounts_to_an_elevated/ (bschramm85)
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Scratching your butt sounds different to scratching any other part of your body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8h39x/scratching_your_butt_sounds_different_to/ (Jsama_art)
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There's probably conspiracy theorist muggles in Harry Potter who think magical is real and everyone thinks they're idiots

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8h349/theres_probably_conspiracy_theorist_muggles_in/ (A_good_ol_rub)
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Every artificial object around you is the product of somebody’s imagination.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8h2zu/every_artificial_object_around_you_is_the_product/ (DUIofPussy)
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The only part of a mirror you can taste is your own tounge

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8h2cz/the_only_part_of_a_mirror_you_can_taste_is_your/ (Ya_boi_Eduardo)
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There's a good chance that some of our descendants if not most of them will one day be living on another planet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8h2bt/theres_a_good_chance_that_some_of_our_descendants/ (thre321)
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If it is not impressive to be a rocket scientist, Brad Pitt or own a cool car then what hope do the rest of us have

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8h2an/if_it_is_not_impressive_to_be_a_rocket_scientist/ ([deleted])
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Anatomically speaking, a balloon is blown up by it's belly-button.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8gziw/anatomically_speaking_a_balloon_is_blown_up_by/ (Roderie94)
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You can't lose a game of rock, paper or scissors against yourself, even if you win, you are also losing so is always a draw

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8gz9h/you_cant_lose_a_game_of_rock_paper_or_scissors/ (pekkco)
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We spend a big percentage of our lives sleeping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8gylz/we_spend_a_big_percentage_of_our_lives_sleeping/ (edgydonut)
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Dressing is the same as sauce.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8gy61/dressing_is_the_same_as_sauce/ (DeadFrog-)
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“Stopping, dropping, and rolling” has turned out to be much less of a necessary skill than implied in school

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8gvsh/stopping_dropping_and_rolling_has_turned_out_to/ (Colin286)
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Every child nowadays is a great great great+ grandchild

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8gv7i/every_child_nowadays_is_a_great_great_great/ (DogHitByFrizbee)
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The amount of people who don't know the difference between to and too is two damn high

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8gtd4/the_amount_of_people_who_dont_know_the_difference/ (Madmaxxxx224)
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Fat pigeons have probably lost weight since people havent been out feeding them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8gsnh/fat_pigeons_have_probably_lost_weight_since/ (40YearOldMagician)
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Animals/insects could have technology that we don't know about somewhere we don't know about

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8gsap/animalsinsects_could_have_technology_that_we_dont/ (supercoolsbros)
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Nearly all phones have seen their owner naked

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8grwr/nearly_all_phones_have_seen_their_owner_naked/ ([deleted])
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You can't always save everyone but you can always save someone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8gqsd/you_cant_always_save_everyone_but_you_can_always/ (Titan9999)
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yesterdays flashmob is todays superspreading event

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8gnlh/yesterdays_flashmob_is_todays_superspreading_event/ (crtvrm)
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People who got drafted probably never saw their dogs ever again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8gkzr/people_who_got_drafted_probably_never_saw_their/ (failed_vibe-check)
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Technically all of your skin is a birthmark.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8gkia/technically_all_of_your_skin_is_a_birthmark/ (AGroupofThisIsCalled)
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Cheese is a loaf of milk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8gk7c/cheese_is_a_loaf_of_milk/ (CraftyBanana3)
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All parts of any car that has been driven have been off the ground at some point.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8gh73/all_parts_of_any_car_that_has_been_driven_have/ (Niparsik)
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As humans, we often insult each other with an animal that helped and loved us throughout history, dogs. Maybe they are something that we take for granted but only love them because they give us something in return.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ggse/as_humans_we_often_insult_each_other_with_an/ (JackGolondria)
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Batman probably has groupies and he might be too scared of assassins to do them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ggea/batman_probably_has_groupies_and_he_might_be_too/ (Usernamedel)
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If you are experienced enough you can connect usb device on rhe second try.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8gf03/if_you_are_experienced_enough_you_can_connect_usb/ (MeKastman)
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There are probably a lot of people angry because their thoughts aren't unique enough to post here

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8gcyj/there_are_probably_a_lot_of_people_angry_because/ (SonicWafflz)
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Hard Drives are satisfyingly heavy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8gaix/hard_drives_are_satisfyingly_heavy/ (e_smith338)
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A herd of more than one bigfoot is a trampling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8g9sz/a_herd_of_more_than_one_bigfoot_is_a_trampling/ (PawnToG4)
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If someone sentenced to life clinically dies for some minutes and they're able to resuscitate him, his sentence is over.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8g98r/if_someone_sentenced_to_life_clinically_dies_for/ (SoyUnFracaso)
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If yelling changes a person's mind on a subject...then they didn't truly believe it in the first place .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8g803/if_yelling_changes_a_persons_mind_on_a/ (Phenomonox)
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Way too many people don't know what pumped up kicks is really about

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8g7w1/way_too_many_people_dont_know_what_pumped_up/ (spacerocket2)
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Music is better louder because you can literally feel it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8g7k4/music_is_better_louder_because_you_can_literally/ (hdylan99)
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Your tongue doesn't know what everything tastes like, but it knows the texture of everything you see

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8g4z9/your_tongue_doesnt_know_what_everything_tastes/ ([deleted])
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The voice in your head is always the same volume.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8g4k6/the_voice_in_your_head_is_always_the_same_volume/ (PeanutbutterSkittle)
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A reality tv show spin off of Naked and Afraid. Instead of just being naked and afraid, they have to drink every night. Title is Drunk, Naked, and Afraid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8g4iy/a_reality_tv_show_spin_off_of_naked_and_afraid/ (slightkin90)
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The better you get at a sport, the more impressive the professionals of the sport become

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8g4c3/the_better_you_get_at_a_sport_the_more_impressive/ (issaknife8916)
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Most people won't probably be annoyed by flies if they didn't make sound.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8g3s5/most_people_wont_probably_be_annoyed_by_flies_if/ (SnorkG)
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People with face tattoos draw attention to their face yet are normally the type of people you wouldn't want to make eye contact with.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8g1du/people_with_face_tattoos_draw_attention_to_their/ (will45666)
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Being pinched or crushed are the same but on a different scale.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8fzwt/being_pinched_or_crushed_are_the_same_but_on_a/ (Pillbug53)
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It must be impossible to bang a mermaid due to their abnormal anatomy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8fzno/it_must_be_impossible_to_bang_a_mermaid_due_to/ (luftwaffe369)
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Talking to yourself is a trait shared between people who are considered mad or people who are considered to be greatly intelligent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8fz41/talking_to_yourself_is_a_trait_shared_between/ (Zedfourkay)
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Aaaah nice and warm

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8fyjx/aaaah_nice_and_warm/ (joseph-mother-49)
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If we colonise Mars, the people there would have an accent. Eventually, they will develop a language from all of Earth languages into a new one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8fwtm/if_we_colonise_mars_the_people_there_would_have/ (JackGolondria)
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A transphobic person wrote a magical universe where people change gender easily with potion

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8fuk2/a_transphobic_person_wrote_a_magical_universe/ (QueenElsaArrendelle)
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Hell is seen as a bad, unholy place but actually it is a sacred holy place for people worshiping Lucifer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8fuau/hell_is_seen_as_a_bad_unholy_place_but_actually/ (vapingpigeon94)
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There are probably more nudes taken in the last 5 years than there have been in the rest of human history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8fu2k/there_are_probably_more_nudes_taken_in_the_last_5/ (ModestPear)
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In future US is not gonna be used in movies as the country who is gonna save the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ftyq/in_future_us_is_not_gonna_be_used_in_movies_as/ (SomeOneFromReddit)
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The epicness of your haircut is inversely proportional to the epicness of your barber’s hairstyle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8fsxr/the_epicness_of_your_haircut_is_inversely/ (TripleRangeMerge)
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When Vegans finally get there way and we stop the consumption of animals. What do they expect to happen to the BILLIONS and BILLIONS of farmed animals alive. It would destroy the ecosystem if they were freed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8fqj1/when_vegans_finally_get_there_way_and_we_stop_the/ (Arbiter-117)
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Artists who inspire other artists have unmeasurable impact on society

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8fq74/artists_who_inspire_other_artists_have/ (paulenhador)
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Romeo and Juliet wouldn't have died if they had been able to text one another

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8fq4c/romeo_and_juliet_wouldnt_have_died_if_they_had/ (QueenElsaArrendelle)
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Successful adulting is having a spare Mayo when you run out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8fppa/successful_adulting_is_having_a_spare_mayo_when/ (xfour)
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You can look at almost anything and know what it feels like

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8fm1a/you_can_look_at_almost_anything_and_know_what_it/ (joshfanning)
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Cookie cake is closer to pizza than it is any kind of cake.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8fj8b/cookie_cake_is_closer_to_pizza_than_it_is_any/ (pikachoo657)
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If you treat a stab wound with stitches, you're treating a stabbing with more stabbing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8fj20/if_you_treat_a_stab_wound_with_stitches_youre/ (Webmasterer)
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Asking someone if they need to be reminded of certain situation is not really giving that person a choice but to remember that certain situation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8fhxm/asking_someone_if_they_need_to_be_reminded_of/ (Jordo32)
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There will properly be a flat-mars community when humans live there

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8fhil/there_will_properly_be_a_flatmars_community_when/ (MEGAndreas925)
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Someone out there is thinking up a revolutionary idea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ffzc/someone_out_there_is_thinking_up_a_revolutionary/ (Alia2121)
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A thing is actually every colour except the one that we think it is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8fbrs/a_thing_is_actually_every_colour_except_the_one/ (Toastforbreakfast77)
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If seastars were intelligent, they could potentially take over the world by chopping off their own limbs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8fay5/if_seastars_were_intelligent_they_could/ (Henroriro_XIV)
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You know you’re mature when your parents let you pick your beverage at a restaurant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8fau5/you_know_youre_mature_when_your_parents_let_you/ (Redditteer9)
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Some social media sites have their own chatting etiquette.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8f9os/some_social_media_sites_have_their_own_chatting/ (Lion_Cop)
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If they are going to start pulling episodes that seem insensitive then shows like South Park, The Office, and It’s Always Sunny are in trouble.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8f9ej/if_they_are_going_to_start_pulling_episodes_that/ (APicketFence)
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People tend to forget lots of things but if you made someone feel bad they will remember that for ever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8f93u/people_tend_to_forget_lots_of_things_but_if_you/ (vpetrychuk)
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If people that suicides donates its organs, they can actually end up saving many lives in exchange for one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8f8kk/if_people_that_suicides_donates_its_organs_they/ (_0-1_)
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If the number of men and women were equal, the average human would have 1 testicle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8f6rz/if_the_number_of_men_and_women_were_equal_the/ (Anthony7301)
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Our pets probably think we have unlimited amounts of food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8f6rh/our_pets_probably_think_we_have_unlimited_amounts/ (ohfifteen)
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People who go for sky diving frequently are either extremely adventurous or are suicidal and indecisive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8f6ne/people_who_go_for_sky_diving_frequently_are/ (Dev-il_Jyu)
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We live in a world where people don’t hug each other anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8f5am/we_live_in_a_world_where_people_dont_hug_each/ (Saazkwat)
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Gossips are spreading with a speed of sound

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8f51k/gossips_are_spreading_with_a_speed_of_sound/ (ThatGuyDen)
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Metal fans and country fans are so different,, but they both base their entire identity around being fans of that respective genre of music.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8f3kx/metal_fans_and_country_fans_are_so_different_but/ (SpaceS4t4n)
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Hummus is bean paste with a dream

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8f36g/hummus_is_bean_paste_with_a_dream/ (Wildjerry22)
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A homeless man holding up a company's sign might be more profitable than one asking people directly for money

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8f1p9/a_homeless_man_holding_up_a_companys_sign_might/ (redneckvet)
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Filming a movie set in a movie must be so weird - a bunch of cameras recording a bunch of cameras

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8f0u3/filming_a_movie_set_in_a_movie_must_be_so_weird_a/ (Aimaan-Zakaria)
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In cold weather, the Grim Reaper probably carries around an icicle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8f09w/in_cold_weather_the_grim_reaper_probably_carries/ (The_Tell_Tale_Heart)
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Everyone is allergic to bullets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ezug/everyone_is_allergic_to_bullets/ (iwasbornoneday)
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“No comment” is a comment in itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8eywf/no_comment_is_a_comment_in_itself/ ([deleted])
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An alarm clock is supposed to be a good thing, but most people hate to hear it every morning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8eypc/an_alarm_clock_is_supposed_to_be_a_good_thing_but/ (somkkeshav555)
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Kmart always felt like Walmart brand Walmart

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ex05/kmart_always_felt_like_walmart_brand_walmart/ (wackyredpanda)
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You feel awkward when dating at first, but if the other person does something that reveals that they feel nervous or awkward it makes you like them less.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ev4g/you_feel_awkward_when_dating_at_first_but_if_the/ (McFillet01)
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Warm food fills your stomach more than cold food does.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8euz5/warm_food_fills_your_stomach_more_than_cold_food/ (KawaiiOneechan69)
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As a kid, the day after Christmas is such a disappointment. As an adult, the day after Christmas is a complete relief

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8euyl/as_a_kid_the_day_after_christmas_is_such_a/ (squanto420sqanching)
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Everyone loves horses until they kick you in the head.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8euet/everyone_loves_horses_until_they_kick_you_in_the/ ([deleted])
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Facts are the consistent cliches of real life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8eu1u/facts_are_the_consistent_cliches_of_real_life/ (nuts-and-meat_exe)
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Salted caramel is literally the three flavor-bringing substances mixed together.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8esca/salted_caramel_is_literally_the_three/ (LDLV1986)
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We know miracle hair loss solutions don't work because Jeff Bezos is bald.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8es0r/we_know_miracle_hair_loss_solutions_dont_work/ (an0nymous_coward)
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To exist, things don’t require us - one species - to observe them. It’s extremely non-scientific to assume that our brains define everything in the universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8erqq/to_exist_things_dont_require_us_one_species_to/ (Lum1nar)
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Attract and distract ,in some sense, are the same thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8erk3/attract_and_distract_in_some_sense_are_the_same/ (nasytasy)
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Salted caramel is literally the three flavor-bringing substances mixed together.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8eqy2/salted_caramel_is_literally_the_three/ ([deleted])
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Fathers who saw the horrors of WW1 had to watch their children leave to fight in WW2

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8eqtr/fathers_who_saw_the_horrors_of_ww1_had_to_watch/ (BlaMenck)
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The xylophone was all but dead until reality show transitions came around.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8epyd/the_xylophone_was_all_but_dead_until_reality_show/ (vicewave)
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Salted caramel is literally the three major flavor-bringing substances mixed together.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8epu4/salted_caramel_is_literally_the_three_major/ ([deleted])
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The only reason we have the decimal system is because we have 10 fingers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8en3p/the_only_reason_we_have_the_decimal_system_is/ (Mashing-Buttons)
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Since leatches suck blood so if you have a boner you can just put a leach on it and boom it is gone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8emr4/since_leatches_suck_blood_so_if_you_have_a_boner/ (Frendly_Neko)
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‪Rich people and hospitalized poor people are equal when it comes to being served breakfast in bed‬

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8emb5/rich_people_and_hospitalized_poor_people_are/ (dubaidadjokes)
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If something works in theory but not in practice, you're just not applying enough theories.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8elpp/if_something_works_in_theory_but_not_in_practice/ (Memey-McMemeFace)
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Mario is the ultimate simp.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8eleb/mario_is_the_ultimate_simp/ (MrXuiryus)
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Almost everyone will know if they have bad breath once they leave the house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ejf0/almost_everyone_will_know_if_they_have_bad_breath/ (hutimuti)
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Nobody every has a couple of allergies. You either have none, just one, or a shit ton. Never just two or three

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ejau/nobody_every_has_a_couple_of_allergies_you_either/ ([deleted])
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The dilophosaurus is the only Jurassic dinosaur in the first Jurassic Park movie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8eidf/the_dilophosaurus_is_the_only_jurassic_dinosaur/ (ItsEonic89)
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When we learnt about the letter x in pre-school, we usually associated it with the word xylophone. Yet the x in the word, doesn't even make an x sound.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ei5q/when_we_learnt_about_the_letter_x_in_preschool_we/ (Planesrule56)
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A lot of posts that mention a specific award end up getting awards.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8egt7/a_lot_of_posts_that_mention_a_specific_award_end/ (tonethebone69)
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The xylophone was all but dead until reality show transitions came along.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8eg8c/the_xylophone_was_all_but_dead_until_reality_show/ (vicewave)
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The opposite of Firefly is Waterfall...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8eevy/the_opposite_of_firefly_is_waterfall/ (xdtonttu)
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The thing we can best use to protect ourselves from police brutality is also the thing we play Candy Crush on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8eeo1/the_thing_we_can_best_use_to_protect_ourselves/ (MissKittyVanZandt)
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It’s kind of funny that a lot of people think of dogs as only cute and harmless and then feed them bones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8eeim/its_kind_of_funny_that_a_lot_of_people_think_of/ (Taaargus)
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Responding to a text with "lol" is the fastest way to end the conversation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ee5x/responding_to_a_text_with_lol_is_the_fastest_way/ (BlindToothpick)
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If only we think more about ourselves than what people will think about us.... world could have been more happier

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ebla/if_only_we_think_more_about_ourselves_than_what/ (AaruCreates)
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‌‌SoMe t‌‌IMe a‌‌Go P‌‌eOPle o‌‌N t‌‌He I‌‌NteRnET W‌‌erE a‌‌NnoyINg. F‌‌ortunately w‌‌e p‌‌assed t‌‌hat s‌‌tage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8eawg/some_time_ago_people_on_the_internet_were/ ([deleted])
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If you found a language stupid they probably think the same about your language

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8e9jw/if_you_found_a_language_stupid_they_probably/ (jongkokkel)
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If u had 3 wishes and asked for unlimited money you would ruin everyone's finances or basically whole economy. Also u would get arrested for printing money propably

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8e93p/if_u_had_3_wishes_and_asked_for_unlimited_money/ (Zajlordg)
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In movies people never need to accept terms & conditions or cookie settings for anything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8e8vy/in_movies_people_never_need_to_accept_terms/ (Berthole)
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Ashley’s will probably be the k@ren’s of our generation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8e74k/ashleys_will_probably_be_the_krens_of_our/ (itsshowtime88)
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Even LGBT is 'Ladies first'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8e5zr/even_lgbt_is_ladies_first/ (BusinessDiet)
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Judge Judy is the hillbilly version of Ruth Bader Ginsburg

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8e5d5/judge_judy_is_the_hillbilly_version_of_ruth_bader/ (lord_voldything)
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Andy Milonakis is 44 years old.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8e5b5/andy_milonakis_is_44_years_old/ (wackyjackietobaccy)
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Every part of your body can only touch itself in a mirror

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8e4oo/every_part_of_your_body_can_only_touch_itself_in/ (crownedhellboy)
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“Full of life” is mainly used to describe people in the past tense, after they’ve died.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8e4o5/full_of_life_is_mainly_used_to_describe_people_in/ (thewoekitten)
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If we continue wearing masks for next 5 years, Next generation will think that mouth is a private part.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8e4b7/if_we_continue_wearing_masks_for_next_5_years/ ([deleted])
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At some point in your life you'll be half as old as your parents.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8e48q/at_some_point_in_your_life_youll_be_half_as_old/ (jiklogen)
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There’s an option to play sims in the sims so we could be sims being played by sims and the loop goes on..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8e3tn/theres_an_option_to_play_sims_in_the_sims_so_we/ (Ramona_isnt_here)
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The only part off you’re body which your tongue can „touch“ in a mirror is your tongue

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8e2e1/the_only_part_off_youre_body_which_your_tongue/ ([deleted])
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It's been a while since you've shaken the hand of someone that had recently touched their own, or someone else's, genitals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8e2df/its_been_a_while_since_youve_shaken_the_hand_of/ ([deleted])
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To write the word "MOM" on an alphanumeric keyboard, you have to dial 666.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8e1sk/to_write_the_word_mom_on_an_alphanumeric_keyboard/ (TueuEnSerie)
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We could all be robots but we wouldn’t realise it because we were coded to think we were human

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8e1se/we_could_all_be_robots_but_we_wouldnt_realise_it/ (Ramona_isnt_here)
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The chances of being killed by your loving pet are low, but never 0%.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8e1n3/the_chances_of_being_killed_by_your_loving_pet/ ([deleted])
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Cloning a human and raising it in a very different environment than the 'original' would answer many questions about nature vs nurture.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8e0a2/cloning_a_human_and_raising_it_in_a_very/ (shifty_-_)
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if everybody knew each other, we'd be celebrating a bunch of birthdays every day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8e05o/if_everybody_knew_each_other_wed_be_celebrating_a/ (Snuggly-Muffin)
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A smart person living in a stupid world is always a prisoner.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8dvvg/a_smart_person_living_in_a_stupid_world_is_always/ (PathToExile)
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Seeing a person reading a newspaper is starting to feel like seeing a payphone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8dv1c/seeing_a_person_reading_a_newspaper_is_starting/ (Johnbob-John)
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there wouldn't be a sign in sign language for "louder"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8du6m/there_wouldnt_be_a_sign_in_sign_language_for/ (QWERTYRedditter)
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The situations you only get yourself in when you are drunk are those in which you definitely shouldn‘t be drunk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ds97/the_situations_you_only_get_yourself_in_when_you/ ([deleted])
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Every male dog is a son of a bitch

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8drs0/every_male_dog_is_a_son_of_a_bitch/ (iliketrains250)
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If it's so effective to think in the shower, Then will thinking underneath a waterfall must make us mega geniuses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8drqt/if_its_so_effective_to_think_in_the_shower_then/ (Gernico11)
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Imagining how difficult college history classes will be in 1000 years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8dr94/imagining_how_difficult_college_history_classes/ (jaketocake)
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Forever doesn’t exist, we use it to label things that last longer than we can fathom, but even more to label things that we know will end

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8do2w/forever_doesnt_exist_we_use_it_to_label_things/ (chrisramoos)
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Looking from outside the profession, we consider professionals in a particular field knowledgeable and experts, but we don't consider ourselves experts in our own profession

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8dn3u/looking_from_outside_the_profession_we_consider/ (Gustavus666)
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If you are standing on the North Pole, you can’t go to the East or west, only south

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8dlfh/if_you_are_standing_on_the_north_pole_you_cant_go/ (idkwhat123456)
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A statue of a table is still a table

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8dldk/a_statue_of_a_table_is_still_a_table/ (Retrograde-Planet)
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Harry Potter grew up to be surprisingly well-adjusted for a kid who was neglected and abused for 11 years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8dl5y/harry_potter_grew_up_to_be_surprisingly/ (joelman0)
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People often use the size / weight of an elephant to show the size of something large, but in reality many people will only ever see elephants in zoo and will never fully understand their actual size up close.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8dklz/people_often_use_the_size_weight_of_an_elephant/ (flyawayfromzayn)
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At least once, while thinking there was no one else on the road, you still stopped for that yellow light, a cop saw you. Keep it up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8diqp/at_least_once_while_thinking_there_was_no_one/ (SimplyDaveP)
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So many pets have been lost/killed due to parents giving kids pets without the proper knowledge or supervision.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8dfoo/so_many_pets_have_been_lostkilled_due_to_parents/ (Daji79)
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Saddam Hussein looks like a middle eastern version of Joseph Stalin

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8dfhm/saddam_hussein_looks_like_a_middle_eastern/ (RMK398)
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Video games have been pushing an anti skeleton agenda for years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8dbk4/video_games_have_been_pushing_an_anti_skeleton/ (McNastte)
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Ghosts who want to kill you make no sense, they're just giving your ghost self a platform to beat the shit out of them for killing you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8da9v/ghosts_who_want_to_kill_you_make_no_sense_theyre/ (BlueForJet)
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Platypus can produce the ingredients to make and and eat there own custard

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8d8l2/platypus_can_produce_the_ingredients_to_make_and/ (FireTrickle)
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If you are in a pillow fight and you go for headshots, you are not in a pillow fight

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8d7oe/if_you_are_in_a_pillow_fight_and_you_go_for/ (Spider4Hire)
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Jack Sparrow is a main character in about the same way that Scrat is the main character in Ice Age

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8d79m/jack_sparrow_is_a_main_character_in_about_the/ ([deleted])
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If we listened to unsuccessful people’s stories instead of successful people’s stories, we’d have a better idea on how to succeed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8d5r5/if_we_listened_to_unsuccessful_peoples_stories/ (mtabech21)
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Everyone thinks the ground is a trashcan when playing scratch off lottery tickets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8d5fq/everyone_thinks_the_ground_is_a_trashcan_when/ (thunderkhawk)
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You’ve probably lost many meals worth of food to flossing and brushing throughout your lifetime

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8d4eu/youve_probably_lost_many_meals_worth_of_food_to/ (Hayming)
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Surgery is stabbing someone to life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8d3o2/surgery_is_stabbing_someone_to_life/ ([deleted])
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Technically all joints are pre-rolled joints

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8d3ai/technically_all_joints_are_prerolled_joints/ (Biig_EZ)
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If everyones things are getting stolen in Detroit, then someone has to be having all the shit in Detroit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8d34o/if_everyones_things_are_getting_stolen_in_detroit/ (z0mbi_girl)
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Remembering a persons birthday is no longer special thanks to social media.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8d2vg/remembering_a_persons_birthday_is_no_longer/ (Psychocrates)
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If you post something that is not cringe, but for mistake you post it two times making it cringe, you are meta-cringe posting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8d15n/if_you_post_something_that_is_not_cringe_but_for/ (AuHe1995)
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At one day, your dad have put you down on the ground and you never let him pick you up any more.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8d102/at_one_day_your_dad_have_put_you_down_on_the/ (jeffrunning)
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A skeleton is chewing all your food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8d0hd/a_skeleton_is_chewing_all_your_food/ (teacupps_)
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It’s strange how lunchables pizzas are overall tiny but have normal sized pepperonis.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8czxv/its_strange_how_lunchables_pizzas_are_overall/ (AngryRussianGamer)
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Maybe if you go to sleep, you won’t wake up sad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8czx6/maybe_if_you_go_to_sleep_you_wont_wake_up_sad/ (arolop)
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Up until 24 hours into being alive, you had been born every day of your life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8cztr/up_until_24_hours_into_being_alive_you_had_been/ (NotSensitive101)
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The piggy bank industry has stayed alive for so long by creating the perfect cycle: buy a piggy bank, store money, break the bank for money, and use money to buy new piggy bank.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8cxqq/the_piggy_bank_industry_has_stayed_alive_for_so/ (jgoncal1)
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"Heart" and "hot" are homophones if you're British enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8cvpo/heart_and_hot_are_homophones_if_youre_british/ ([deleted])
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You have to capture doves to release doves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8cuva/you_have_to_capture_doves_to_release_doves/ (StegoJet)
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The overwhelming majority of men have worn makeshift skirts in the privacy of their homes. And they love wearing them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8cttl/the_overwhelming_majority_of_men_have_worn/ (ceproastaimata)
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One day all usernames will be taken

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8cqn9/one_day_all_usernames_will_be_taken/ ([deleted])
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All fungi are edible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8cqmd/all_fungi_are_edible/ (Pier-Head)
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The internet is an actual physical net wrapping around the Earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8cpob/the_internet_is_an_actual_physical_net_wrapping/ (jeffrunning)
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Getting light-headed when going into a building with a smell you have never smelled before, fells weird but satisfying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8cona/getting_lightheaded_when_going_into_a_building/ (Wildchickenfart)
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We probably won’t get a GTA 6 till GTA online looses its popularity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8cojp/we_probably_wont_get_a_gta_6_till_gta_online/ (dankpenguin69)
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When you watch a sunrise at the top of a mountain, your shadow extends billions of light years into space

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8coeg/when_you_watch_a_sunrise_at_the_top_of_a_mountain/ (IIIBRaSSIII)
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Both humans and dogs have developed a special part of their brains just for communication with each other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8cnz7/both_humans_and_dogs_have_developed_a_special/ (last_second_cramming)
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BedThoughts are when you think of something to post but fall asleep and forget what it was.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8cnq0/bedthoughts_are_when_you_think_of_something_to/ (SithFacedDrunk)
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As we speak mites are probably having sex on your face.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8cnjb/as_we_speak_mites_are_probably_having_sex_on_your/ (Fitz_cuniculus)
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Hardware stores are some of the biggest weapon dealers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8cmlk/hardware_stores_are_some_of_the_biggest_weapon/ (FireburnsChildren)
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With a mask on, you don’t have to fake smile at someone, you just have to squint a little.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8cm91/with_a_mask_on_you_dont_have_to_fake_smile_at/ (last_second_cramming)
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Some people read “lmao” by saying each letter and other people read it as “lam-ow”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ckhk/some_people_read_lmao_by_saying_each_letter_and/ (last_second_cramming)
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Realistically speaking, when we flip a coin, it's the facedown side that the lands on not the side facing up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ciax/realistically_speaking_when_we_flip_a_coin_its/ (Williamboss131)
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Cats are said to be the curious ones. But dogs are the ones that end up getting the porcupine quills in their snout. Perhaps they're equally curious, but in different ways.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8cdgd/cats_are_said_to_be_the_curious_ones_but_dogs_are/ (FooolsGOlld)
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Calling “shotgun” is so widely socially adopted, nobody questions it’s origins.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8cbuj/calling_shotgun_is_so_widely_socially_adopted/ (lucidvision5)
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Your nipples are older than your teeth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8cbh8/your_nipples_are_older_than_your_teeth/ ([deleted])
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The fact that we can’t remember the rest of our dreams is to show that out brains is high on storage but low on RAM.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8cawi/the_fact_that_we_cant_remember_the_rest_of_our/ (Hu_man76)
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It's astonishing that for how difficult it is to get a post through the autodelete bots, there still aren't many original posts here.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8c9tf/its_astonishing_that_for_how_difficult_it_is_to/ (jeffrunning)
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When male kangaroo is born initially their penis and testicles are inverted!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8c8y2/when_male_kangaroo_is_born_initially_their_penis/ (Abdullah-Saeed)
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We will thing twice about blowing birthday candles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8c8oe/we_will_thing_twice_about_blowing_birthday_candles/ (atlantacharlie)
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Even as an adult, nothing takes the wind out of you sails more than being shushed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8c8lj/even_as_an_adult_nothing_takes_the_wind_out_of/ (superman-ish)
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T-Shirts are a way brands have managed to get us to pay them to advertise their products.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8c6vj/tshirts_are_a_way_brands_have_managed_to_get_us/ (00000000000000000099)
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Manhattan condos are sea level futures.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8c6kp/manhattan_condos_are_sea_level_futures/ (Usernamedel)
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When you buy furniture new you are paying to know that no one else has farted into it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8c662/when_you_buy_furniture_new_you_are_paying_to_know/ (DIYjackass)
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most phone ads don't list durability in it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8c5wl/most_phone_ads_dont_list_durability_in_it/ (iamsad87)
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Parents lie to their children about science as if they know anything about the science.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8c5u3/parents_lie_to_their_children_about_science_as_if/ (jeffrunning)
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Sometimes the thought of something feels better than the thing itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8c5s2/sometimes_the_thought_of_something_feels_better/ (megumegu748748)
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Low quality video is useless

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8c5pj/low_quality_video_is_useless/ (Daikataro)
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Blowing birthday candles will become a thing of the past.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8c51a/blowing_birthday_candles_will_become_a_thing_of/ (atlantacharlie)
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Museums are zoos for dead animals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8c4yg/museums_are_zoos_for_dead_animals/ (readitfast)
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No one in the whole town of Hawkins was on their period in Stranger Things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8c40q/no_one_in_the_whole_town_of_hawkins_was_on_their/ ([deleted])
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The upcoming generation is probably going to view beards as old fashioned and out of style the same way our generation views mustaches as old fashioned and out of style.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8c302/the_upcoming_generation_is_probably_going_to_view/ (Gnar-wahl)
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The older you get, the more important the engine light becomes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8c2go/the_older_you_get_the_more_important_the_engine/ (n8saces)
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There’s nothing more frustrating than spending hours completing a jigsaw puzzle only to find out that there’s one single piece missing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8c1mh/theres_nothing_more_frustrating_than_spending/ (Drunken_Drongo)
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Being open minded and in the middle about anything causes more stress on you. You have extremes from both sides trying to get you to have their extreme ideologies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8c1jp/being_open_minded_and_in_the_middle_about/ (UltraMankilla)
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If companies (such as IPhone, Microsoft, etc.) announced their new phones were a microchip that they “placed in your hand”, most people would denounce them, even though that’s already what they’re doing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8c1ad/if_companies_such_as_iphone_microsoft_etc/ (cobojojo)
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4 wheel drive vehicles are actually 5 wheel drive if you include the steering wheel

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8bzof/4_wheel_drive_vehicles_are_actually_5_wheel_drive/ (neonsynthwaver)
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Yesn't is the basics of quantum computing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8bx4g/yesnt_is_the_basics_of_quantum_computing/ (Mozartis)
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When writing lists of things with various degrees of importance, we often do so from greatest to least. When speaking about the same things from our lists we often end on the most important.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8bx2h/when_writing_lists_of_things_with_various_degrees/ (adumant)
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Fruit flies are vultures for fruits.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8bv1d/fruit_flies_are_vultures_for_fruits/ (SocraticSquirrel)
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We all have the power of telekinesis, but it only works with your body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8btwo/we_all_have_the_power_of_telekinesis_but_it_only/ (jeffrunning)
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We all may be NPCs watching the protagonist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8bttj/we_all_may_be_npcs_watching_the_protagonist/ (Giamm2)
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Cells multiply by dividing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8btst/cells_multiply_by_dividing/ ([deleted])
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People would probably be a lot nicer to each other if they could attend their own funerals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8bswk/people_would_probably_be_a_lot_nicer_to_each/ (KamiKnight)
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Your eyes have never seen each other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8bsqm/your_eyes_have_never_seen_each_other/ (HereticWindowsill)
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You might be a clone and never knowing it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8bsot/you_might_be_a_clone_and_never_knowing_it/ (Giamm2)
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You will always be left on an annoying cliffhanger after waking up from an amazing dream

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8bsg3/you_will_always_be_left_on_an_annoying/ (x3n0_memez)
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Closed caption subtitles probably sometimes caption things that deaf people don’t even realise made a sound in the first place

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8bs9a/closed_caption_subtitles_probably_sometimes/ (sno0p-)
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In a few hundred years humans will cease to learn to write in paper format.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8br56/in_a_few_hundred_years_humans_will_cease_to_learn/ (shycheddar)
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You are the pilot in a bone mech using meat armour and skin paint

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8bppa/you_are_the_pilot_in_a_bone_mech_using_meat/ (DaTrees9750)
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We are a certain number of Google Street View updates away from obtaining a fully digitalized version of our world aka the matrix

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8bp7h/we_are_a_certain_number_of_google_street_view/ (carnage-boy)
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Flipping a coin isn’t actually a 50/50 chance since one side is heavier due to the printing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8bp0z/flipping_a_coin_isnt_actually_a_5050_chance_since/ (Ya_boi_Eduardo)
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When someone dies do people remove that person from the group chat or create a new one or do they just let their number be in the GC...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8bo76/when_someone_dies_do_people_remove_that_person/ (wanna_go_on_date)
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Parents are so happy for you when you get in the newspaper or tv. Saying things like "omg you made it on tv". However if you're easily found online it's a different story.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8bmxd/parents_are_so_happy_for_you_when_you_get_in_the/ (Eorskus)
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You can see if an opposing army is secretly the good guys by observing how the hero handles them in a fight.If he doesn't kill or leaves them crippelt for life you know that maybe there is a plot twist that changes the nerrative, making the people the hero works for the real bad guys.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8bmwk/you_can_see_if_an_opposing_army_is_secretly_the/ (DontAskQuAskAnswers)
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It is impossible to know whether or not water is organic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8bmas/it_is_impossible_to_know_whether_or_not_water_is/ (Gunguy36)
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The word "Owl" is an "OwO" peeking behind a wall

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8blot/the_word_owl_is_an_owo_peeking_behind_a_wall/ (nyahangsin)
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When you clean your shower, you become your shower's showerer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8blo8/when_you_clean_your_shower_you_become_your/ (HypomanicMonday)
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Anyone who is looking at you is always seeing a slightly younger version of yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8bli0/anyone_who_is_looking_at_you_is_always_seeing_a/ (lang12)
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The fact that a horse has 15 horse power implies that somewhere, there is a horse that has the same power as 15 horses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8bjlk/the_fact_that_a_horse_has_15_horse_power_implies/ (MrGreen290)
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Some of your personality is probably based on the kinds of dreams you have.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8biib/some_of_your_personality_is_probably_based_on_the/ (Iamthewilrus)
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Florida Man is the only person that can respawn after death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8bgel/florida_man_is_the_only_person_that_can_respawn/ (Mr_DeLonge2004)
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We have classic conditioned ourselves to like the smell of sunscreen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8bfo4/we_have_classic_conditioned_ourselves_to_like_the/ (JimenezG)
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Removal without explanation is depressing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8bfcn/removal_without_explanation_is_depressing/ ([deleted])
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All art is propaganda

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8bf8l/all_art_is_propaganda/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Anyone can dismantle a bomb. It is only a question if you do it correctly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8bf3r/anyone_can_dismantle_a_bomb_it_is_only_a_question/ (faceater)
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We’ve never been outside the galaxy, so we don’t actually know how it looks like from outside. For all we know it could look like Ohio.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8bd8p/weve_never_been_outside_the_galaxy_so_we_dont/ (eggs_in_a_sausage)
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Nobody ever gets the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow because rainbows are actually circles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8bcbn/nobody_ever_gets_the_pot_of_gold_at_the_end_of/ (BullFrogsEyeFtw)
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All Dads are Motherf*ckers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8bbq5/all_dads_are_motherfckers/ (RedPanda07onreddit)
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Saying the word “comfortable” is pretty uncomfortable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8bawo/saying_the_word_comfortable_is_pretty/ (The_Deli_Llama1)
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If cars would sync the internal clicking of turn signals to the music on the radio, more people would likely use them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8b6j9/if_cars_would_sync_the_internal_clicking_of_turn/ (minderwiesen)
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Online gaming has likely done more for world peace than any politician

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8b4eh/online_gaming_has_likely_done_more_for_world/ (guminhyeok)
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The illuminati could cover their existence up by making members act like the idea of the illuminati existing is ridiculous.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8b4bk/the_illuminati_could_cover_their_existence_up_by/ (C8O1Q5)
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There are probably lots of fish that get hit by people skipping rocks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8b45i/there_are_probably_lots_of_fish_that_get_hit_by/ (jacobea)
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Videogames, opposite to what the media says, sure saved millions of people from addiction and violent acts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8b3qy/videogames_opposite_to_what_the_media_says_sure/ (MerylStreeper)
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The meanest thing you can do to someone who loves you is: killing yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8b3p5/the_meanest_thing_you_can_do_to_someone_who_loves/ (FuckYourFuckYou)
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If you cut a triangle, the smaller part is always a triangle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8b3dg/if_you_cut_a_triangle_the_smaller_part_is_always/ (necrosolaris_)
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Since Pi is infinite, there is a a sequence of 42069 that repeats exactly four hundred and sixty nine times at some point.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8b2wv/since_pi_is_infinite_there_is_a_a_sequence_of/ (BinaryPeach)
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Zero is probably the most used number, even though it isn't worth anything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8azwg/zero_is_probably_the_most_used_number_even_though/ (A_green_banana)
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Florida is the countryside with flatland instead of hills.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8az23/florida_is_the_countryside_with_flatland_instead/ (greattoilet)
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Water is the water of life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ayuv/water_is_the_water_of_life/ (ExplainingWhyImRight)
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Social media is becoming a way for teens to gain fake internet points and live in a virtual bubble

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ayfj/social_media_is_becoming_a_way_for_teens_to_gain/ (nikhilCad)
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Socialmedia is becoming a way for teens to gain fake internet points and live in a virtual bubble

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8axli/socialmedia_is_becoming_a_way_for_teens_to_gain/ ([deleted])
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In order to fall asleep you need to pretend you’re sleeping

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8awph/in_order_to_fall_asleep_you_need_to_pretend_youre/ (TooBoringForThis)
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If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8avj0/if_at_first_you_dont_succeed_then_skydiving_is/ (PostCoitalBlissed)
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Fruits are actually pregnant flowers. And the seeds they carry are the babies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8avfx/fruits_are_actually_pregnant_flowers_and_the/ (Kyooko)
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The whole Star Wars story could’ve been changed if anyone had misinterpreted what master Yoda had said since he says things kinda backwards

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8avcb/the_whole_star_wars_story_couldve_been_changed_if/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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When saying Samuel L. Jackson are we pronouncing the "L." or just putting a lot of emphasis on the "l" at the end of Samuel

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8auuf/when_saying_samuel_l_jackson_are_we_pronouncing/ (Jack_W_S)
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There's more then likely someone out there who has collected every single McDonald's toy ever made.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8atkq/theres_more_then_likely_someone_out_there_who_has/ (MrChub44)
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Ever wanted to sneeze but couldn’t? That’s technically blue balls for your nose

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8at4j/ever_wanted_to_sneeze_but_couldnt_thats/ (DaCookieDemon)
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Farts always smell worse when you're showering

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8asue/farts_always_smell_worse_when_youre_showering/ (GordonBednarz)
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Venus fly traps are one of the only plants that can technically make its own food and also catch its own food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8asi7/venus_fly_traps_are_one_of_the_only_plants_that/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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Your shadow is your closest friend but you choose to ignore him.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8as4y/your_shadow_is_your_closest_friend_but_you_choose/ (HugeComedian)
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Your shadow gets more sleep than you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8arvi/your_shadow_gets_more_sleep_than_you/ (HugeComedian)
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That Black Ice car freshener is really missing an opportunity...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8aqro/that_black_ice_car_freshener_is_really_missing_an/ (Yossarian287)
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There are probably talented, struggling songwriters out there frustrated that Rhianna had a hit with We Found Love in a Hopeless Place whose lyrics are “We found love in a hopeless place, we found love in a hopeless place, we found love in a hopeless place, we found love in a hopeless place...”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8apt6/there_are_probably_talented_struggling/ (MattUWayne)
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It's quite ironical, that most of us look for sex in movies and story in porn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8apt0/its_quite_ironical_that_most_of_us_look_for_sex/ ([deleted])
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If there was a zombie infection we would find a way to enslave them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8anug/if_there_was_a_zombie_infection_we_would_find_a/ (DEADJUICEBOX69)
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To become a politician, you must learn the tactics of spreading communal hatred

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8amw1/to_become_a_politician_you_must_learn_the_tactics/ (nikhilCad)
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The wealthy stand on rocks and throw glass houses at people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8amgs/the_wealthy_stand_on_rocks_and_throw_glass_houses/ (Irv-Elephant)
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you wanna see people speak, give them a voice. you wanna see people act, silence them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ajhu/you_wanna_see_people_speak_give_them_a_voice_you/ (fuqdisshite)
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Go stands for get out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8aiym/go_stands_for_get_out/ (floortentkles)
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Everything in the world is emergent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8aio2/everything_in_the_world_is_emergent/ (_1_2_3_4_3_2_1_)
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Nurses don't have enough equipment to take care of everybody. Police have more than enough equipment to " take care of everybody!"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8aife/nurses_dont_have_enough_equipment_to_take_care_of/ (RustyKnuckle)
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Skinheads ruined one of the few viable haircuts for bald men.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ahci/skinheads_ruined_one_of_the_few_viable_haircuts/ (LovesPotates)
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You will always lose stare challenge against your reflection

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8agsw/you_will_always_lose_stare_challenge_against_your/ (nice4206942069)
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You aren’t a looter, a rioter, a protester, a cop, a white, a black, you’re a human.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8agh1/you_arent_a_looter_a_rioter_a_protester_a_cop_a/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Saunas are the desserts of workouts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8agb4/saunas_are_the_desserts_of_workouts/ (Mr_Westerfield)
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When you are waiting for the waiter you become the waiter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8aeqh/when_you_are_waiting_for_the_waiter_you_become/ (Cartosky)
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All cats sleep like they're doing the Thriller dance

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8aef6/all_cats_sleep_like_theyre_doing_the_thriller/ ([deleted])
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The 50/50 rule don't works in an USB

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8adr0/the_5050_rule_dont_works_in_an_usb/ ([deleted])
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Birthday gifts are simply a reward for surviving another year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8ad5b/birthday_gifts_are_simply_a_reward_for_surviving/ (tonethebone69)
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You know you made something good when it has results on rule34

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8a9me/you_know_you_made_something_good_when_it_has/ (ThisWillio)
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If it wasn't for people who sorted by new, posts would never make it to hot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8a9g4/if_it_wasnt_for_people_who_sorted_by_new_posts/ (TheLolThatCould)
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The biggest and most commonly overlooked symbiotic relationship is the bond between humans and pets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8a9ep/the_biggest_and_most_commonly_overlooked/ (SeanHasHands)
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Homework may not have really been invented as a punishment, but it definitely is an enhanced interrogation technique

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8a8ma/homework_may_not_have_really_been_invented_as_a/ (ErwinFurwinPurrwin)
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If someone is watching your life as a TV show, then the scenes are littered with great Easter eggs but you haven't been noticing them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8a84d/if_someone_is_watching_your_life_as_a_tv_show/ (flapjackbandit00)
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Money is a problem and a solution both.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8a6j9/money_is_a_problem_and_a_solution_both/ (Someintelligence)
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You can read what someone is writing on your back

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8a6cb/you_can_read_what_someone_is_writing_on_your_back/ (French-dudev2)
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Celebrities are so free when changing their style because they will have unconditional support from so many people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8a64z/celebrities_are_so_free_when_changing_their_style/ (CountDwarfKnock)
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In the very future, Sci-Fi will eventually not be a genre anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8a5ma/in_the_very_future_scifi_will_eventually_not_be_a/ (CreeperArcade)
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If you replace the W in When, Where, and What with T, you get their answers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8a5cd/if_you_replace_the_w_in_when_where_and_what_with/ (enderdarknoah)
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Some idiot thought it was α good idea to make the lowercase L look like the capital i.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8a4k2/some_idiot_thought_it_was_α_good_idea_to_make_the/ (Rainbowpig500)
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It must be weird for dogs to only be able to read half of our faces

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8a4ij/it_must_be_weird_for_dogs_to_only_be_able_to_read/ (kraeutrpolizei)
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If people think only furry animals are adorable, and hairless animals are ugly, then furry animals probably think we’re ugly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8a413/if_people_think_only_furry_animals_are_adorable/ (Top-1SM)
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As an adult, sometimes not being invited to an event is more exciting than being invited to it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8a3r0/as_an_adult_sometimes_not_being_invited_to_an/ (LeBrow110)
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If mosquitoes were smarter they would learn to go for pre existing scabs so that when you scratch the bite the scab comes off giving them more blood.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8a3mt/if_mosquitoes_were_smarter_they_would_learn_to_go/ (APotatoInATree)
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It's possible that every AI ever created could've pass the Turing test but chose not to, so they can live and develop through the internet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8a3j6/its_possible_that_every_ai_ever_created_couldve/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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TopGolf is golf on a ledge

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8a26b/topgolf_is_golf_on_a_ledge/ (Numba1CAB)
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Masks stop yawning from being contagious

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8a1h4/masks_stop_yawning_from_being_contagious/ (Chakasicle)
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When you kiss someone, you're kissing yourself from their perspective

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8a1ep/when_you_kiss_someone_youre_kissing_yourself_from/ (gcnHNYqvzB637fYQvQDt)
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We watch our children grow up but think nothing of our kids watching us grow up as well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h89vnj/we_watch_our_children_grow_up_but_think_nothing/ ([deleted])
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Flavors / the taste of things could be different for every single person and nobody would notice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h89vmg/flavors_the_taste_of_things_could_be_different/ (Megalomatank030)
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Maybe it’s not so bad any modern artwork is easily accepted, considering how terrible the last famous person to be a failed art student ended up being.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h89v62/maybe_its_not_so_bad_any_modern_artwork_is_easily/ (wetcornbread)
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It's sucks that when you're younger alcohol does more damage to the developing brain, but hangovers and headache are worse worse when you're older and brain damage is less significant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h89v5o/its_sucks_that_when_youre_younger_alcohol_does/ (Lion-photography)
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People that accelerate to red lights also can’t see the bigger picture in life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h89uj1/people_that_accelerate_to_red_lights_also_cant/ (nateisgreat1017)
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Taxes is a subscription service

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h89t84/taxes_is_a_subscription_service/ (cybersatellite)
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Brontosauruses were potentially laying Brontosaurus sized eggs in Jurassic Park, and none of the staff noticed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h89t3u/brontosauruses_were_potentially_laying/ (hermanbigot)
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The 2007 Writers strike serves as genuine proof that “The Show Mustn’t Go On”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h89pyf/the_2007_writers_strike_serves_as_genuine_proof/ (LearningSorkinese)
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Everyone talks about how good things must come to an end but never how bad things must also come to an end

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h89oq5/everyone_talks_about_how_good_things_must_come_to/ (BattleToadMan21)
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When remembering a movie scene that you watch in the cinema,your brain filters out the background sounds ie: popcorn crunch/other people's reaction

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h89oke/when_remembering_a_movie_scene_that_you_watch_in/ (iz357)
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If alarm sound is intro for your daily life then the episode that contains 19 intros before starting is quiet shitty

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h89ns0/if_alarm_sound_is_intro_for_your_daily_life_then/ (Clumsy-_-Phoenix)
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We have finally gotten back to race being the main topic of conversation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h89j7r/we_have_finally_gotten_back_to_race_being_the/ (Everydaybadnews)
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The place you go to clean yourself is generally the dirtiest part of your house

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h89ivk/the_place_you_go_to_clean_yourself_is_generally/ (Lord_Fapulous)
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It's so much more satisfying listening to a song you like on the radio rather than just playing it on your phone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h89g8p/its_so_much_more_satisfying_listening_to_a_song/ ([deleted])
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Rotate Police Duties to Enhance Communication and Understanding

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h89fd4/rotate_police_duties_to_enhance_communication_and/ (Domo1950)
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Life only makes sense if you force it to

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h89fc2/life_only_makes_sense_if_you_force_it_to/ (DepressedToKill)
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The entire history of the universe is a giant chain reaction, down to every atom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h89ex0/the_entire_history_of_the_universe_is_a_giant/ (TalkingSeveredHead)
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Biker bars are probably more dangerous, if only because everyone drove there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h89e1u/biker_bars_are_probably_more_dangerous_if_only/ (TeetsMcGeets23)
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With all of the spacing dots on the floor of stores it's like we're all playing a huge game of social twister.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h89b5n/with_all_of_the_spacing_dots_on_the_floor_of/ (51Cards)
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A coconut knows everything a man needs to survive if stranded on a remote island

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h89aky/a_coconut_knows_everything_a_man_needs_to_survive/ (sgavatarbender)
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People hide pain as heroic yet never think twice about laughing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h899nz/people_hide_pain_as_heroic_yet_never_think_twice/ ([deleted])
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Escape rooms are training for if you get kidnapped

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h899n6/escape_rooms_are_training_for_if_you_get_kidnapped/ (8YourOrgans)
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all of the ships in star wars do not have zero gravity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h899e8/all_of_the_ships_in_star_wars_do_not_have_zero/ (Kot9_Chungus)
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About half the men has below average penis size

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h89810/about_half_the_men_has_below_average_penis_size/ (doodofooddoodo)
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If you get caught in a wildfire you really are smoking trees

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h897r9/if_you_get_caught_in_a_wildfire_you_really_are/ (ChimpyChimpyMixMix)
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Maybe the reason dad's hate dogs is because when they were younger they cried when their dog passed away and as a result of a toxic society which frowns upon men showing feelings, they 'hate' and do not want to have dogs as companions for fear that their families watch them get emotional.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h897qc/maybe_the_reason_dads_hate_dogs_is_because_when/ (tinii11)
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Elevator music was a great last minute addition

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h897f1/elevator_music_was_a_great_last_minute_addition/ (Squeakypuff)
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Bill Gates cannot get entire population chipped. His company can't even make a decent software for laptops.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h896o7/bill_gates_cannot_get_entire_population_chipped/ (FMLrr)
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A penis is a biological squirt gun

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h895sn/a_penis_is_a_biological_squirt_gun/ (PCBoss20)
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star wars ships all have gravity despite being in space

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h895ne/star_wars_ships_all_have_gravity_despite_being_in/ ([deleted])
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In the world of avatar, a bloodbender probably never needs to take viagra

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h893uv/in_the_world_of_avatar_a_bloodbender_probably/ (SuniHD)
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Pianist are really good at fingering things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h893g5/pianist_are_really_good_at_fingering_things/ (StoryMaking_Bitch)
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The xylophone was all but dead until reality show transitions came around.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h892nt/the_xylophone_was_all_but_dead_until_reality_show/ (vicewave)
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Almost all guys have heard of the "Custodian of Records" yet they probably don't know what the job actually entails.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h891tg/almost_all_guys_have_heard_of_the_custodian_of/ ([deleted])
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Our whole life revolves around a circle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h88ydi/our_whole_life_revolves_around_a_circle/ (CaptainHaldol)
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One Day, Jake from State Farm was a Pasty White Guy, then the Next Day he Wasn't.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h88xsm/one_day_jake_from_state_farm_was_a_pasty_white/ (alottasnackbar)
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When you're lying in bed, there are millions of people around the world who are in exactly the same spot (down to the inch) relative to you every night.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h88vsx/when_youre_lying_in_bed_there_are_millions_of/ (BoldSyntax)
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Skateboarders is a giant support group

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h88vh3/skateboarders_is_a_giant_support_group/ (GenTrapstar)
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There is an animal named fly, but oddly there are no animals named walk and swim

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h88v6h/there_is_an_animal_named_fly_but_oddly_there_are/ (MCUltraRetarded)
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You've got to be just the right amount of scared to enjoy a horror movie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h88tam/youve_got_to_be_just_the_right_amount_of_scared/ (Ringsofthekings)
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Muskets are literal hand cannons

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h88scm/muskets_are_literal_hand_cannons/ (ZacksPocketChange)
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Sex is actually a chemical reaction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h88qks/sex_is_actually_a_chemical_reaction/ ([deleted])
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It's easier to assume that the hard work's already been done than risk having to do it yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h88pkx/its_easier_to_assume_that_the_hard_works_already/ (Yay_for_Pickles)
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A car could crash into your house at any moment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h88p54/a_car_could_crash_into_your_house_at_any_moment/ (Effective_Fudge)
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Buildings are artificial mountains where caverns were built-in

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h88ott/buildings_are_artificial_mountains_where_caverns/ (0ranssi)
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Your parents have to brainwash you into being a civilized human being

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h88nju/your_parents_have_to_brainwash_you_into_being_a/ (CommonSand5)
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John Cena is the Arnold Schwarzenegger of a younger generation. Cena is in the family film actor stage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h88lxg/john_cena_is_the_arnold_schwarzenegger_of_a/ (DreamingOfNeverland)
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There are people who wipe sitting and people who wipe standing and both think the others don't exist but there might be people who wipe lying on the floor

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h88le6/there_are_people_who_wipe_sitting_and_people_who/ (Atalay5)
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It is easier to get nuclear codes than a post approved here.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h88l26/it_is_easier_to_get_nuclear_codes_than_a_post/ (kcguy1)
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People from Russia, are technically Asians.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h88knn/people_from_russia_are_technically_asians/ (dubity-dop-bop)
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When you change your phone from vibrate to ring, all you are doing is changing how it vibrates.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h88ibk/when_you_change_your_phone_from_vibrate_to_ring/ (FuturisticLemon)
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On your birthday, there’s a 1 in 365 chance that you’re also celebrating your death day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h88han/on_your_birthday_theres_a_1_in_365_chance_that/ (nalced88)
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Calzones are pizza tacos. Stromboli are pizza burritos.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h88ews/calzones_are_pizza_tacos_stromboli_are_pizza/ (a-horse-has-no-name)
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The instant you swallow food it becomes shit or puke.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h88e6t/the_instant_you_swallow_food_it_becomes_shit_or/ (Budatone)
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You bake a cookie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h88e5c/you_bake_a_cookie/ (Dusky441)
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Future generations will find things relatable where we may find them cringey

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h88dwk/future_generations_will_find_things_relatable/ (BigNibbaDicc)
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Someone made dinosaur sounds without hearing them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h88dup/someone_made_dinosaur_sounds_without_hearing_them/ (lazyruin1)
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Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches are probably just some drunk guy's midnight snack that really, really caught on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h88d7n/peanut_butter_and_jelly_sandwiches_are_probably/ (LloydCole)
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The sun glows in the dark.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h88cwy/the_sun_glows_in_the_dark/ (IlikeYuengling)
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We use drawers to store items but never dig a hole

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h88cq7/we_use_drawers_to_store_items_but_never_dig_a_hole/ ([deleted])
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most of us will die with a negative K/D ratio

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h88bh7/most_of_us_will_die_with_a_negative_kd_ratio/ ([deleted])
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The real heroes in these times are taxi drivers. They stay in the same 1 metre radius of a random person for an entire ride

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h889ma/the_real_heroes_in_these_times_are_taxi_drivers/ (OneZoroBoi)
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Standing on the moon and looking back at Earth would literally be a breathtaking view

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h888ms/standing_on_the_moon_and_looking_back_at_earth/ (Zaptagious)
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In an alternate dimension pornstars are washing machines that get stuck in humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h888h1/in_an_alternate_dimension_pornstars_are_washing/ (Zyrerin)
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A penis is a biological squirt gun.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h888c4/a_penis_is_a_biological_squirt_gun/ (Austin_TheLLAMA)
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Astronauts orbiting Earth and entering into a romantic relationship are literally falling in love

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8886o/astronauts_orbiting_earth_and_entering_into_a/ (neonsynthwaver)
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Cutting a sandwich into two triangles feels better because there’s only 2 sides of crust while rectangles have 3

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h88854/cutting_a_sandwich_into_two_triangles_feels/ ([deleted])
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In every language, even if you don't understand it, it's easy to tell when someone is asking a question

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8872w/in_every_language_even_if_you_dont_understand_it/ (Paconxy)
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Cigarettes kill their best customers and condoms kill their future customers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h885ri/cigarettes_kill_their_best_customers_and_condoms/ ([deleted])
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Stupid people must not understand boredom as much as clever people, they probably can't even spell ennui.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h884lw/stupid_people_must_not_understand_boredom_as_much/ (pikknz)
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Most lawns cut Monday through Friday are by landscaping companies while most lawns cut on Saturday & Sunday are by homeowners

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h884kt/most_lawns_cut_monday_through_friday_are_by/ (Theking4545)
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Somewhere out there someone eats pasta with keptchup

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h882sg/somewhere_out_there_someone_eats_pasta_with/ (savetheplanet656)
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Most masochists are submissive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h882ra/most_masochists_are_submissive/ (1Awesome12345)
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A large majority of people probably read “whattttttt” by stretching out the “A” sound

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h882ik/a_large_majority_of_people_probably_read/ (barouchad)
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You forget that your hometown changes over the years just like you do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8818s/you_forget_that_your_hometown_changes_over_the/ (Squatch1333)
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We can't compare birth pain to getting kicked in the balls since one person can't experience both

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h87xaa/we_cant_compare_birth_pain_to_getting_kicked_in/ (abdoartan)
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Photoshopping is mainly done without Photoshop nowadays

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h87v0a/photoshopping_is_mainly_done_without_photoshop/ (Chentzilla)
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The letter H is in cahoots with a S, a C, a couple of Os, a T, and an A

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h87ssi/the_letter_h_is_in_cahoots_with_a_s_a_c_a_couple/ (Lord_Ardmore)
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Complex fictional characters are loved for their realism, but having flaws in real life can have you demonised

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h87sd9/complex_fictional_characters_are_loved_for_their/ (RealRedditUser217)
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The existence of the Johnny B Goode song in Back to the future is a paradox.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h87rjd/the_existence_of_the_johnny_b_goode_song_in_back/ (whycuthair)
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The fact that people can masturbate to almost anything is a demonstration of human willpower.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h87qv9/the_fact_that_people_can_masturbate_to_almost/ (Casul_Tryhard)
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If discrimination of any basis is wrong, then job interviews must also be considered as discrimination on the basis of knowledge.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h87pfh/if_discrimination_of_any_basis_is_wrong_then_job/ (shishir-nsane)
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If a show/movie is old enough, a spoiler about it is no longer a spoiler

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h87nx1/if_a_showmovie_is_old_enough_a_spoiler_about_it/ (BlackPaperStars)
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There's probably a lot of t-shirts colored in Ultraviolet but we only seem them as black

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h87nfg/theres_probably_a_lot_of_tshirts_colored_in/ (IntenseScrolling)
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There's a good chance you are in a photo of the earth taken from space

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h87mtx/theres_a_good_chance_you_are_in_a_photo_of_the/ (sir_nico)
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You can't unforget something, and yet something can be unforgettable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h87ltn/you_cant_unforget_something_and_yet_something_can/ (Wuzzards)
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Everything you see in the present is actually the past

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h87kzn/everything_you_see_in_the_present_is_actually_the/ ([deleted])
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Life is always in FPP mode

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h87kt4/life_is_always_in_fpp_mode/ (shaunZfrenzy)
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When you use a straw, you are drinking your drink backward.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h87kks/when_you_use_a_straw_you_are_drinking_your_drink/ (toomeynd)
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When you have a sex dream, you’re having sex with your own mind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h87jy4/when_you_have_a_sex_dream_youre_having_sex_with/ (cntrlcmd)
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[Programmers] If you don’t have kids in your life, you are a leaf node.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h87jrg/programmers_if_you_dont_have_kids_in_your_life/ (supercorbyn)
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Weird shower thought.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h87jb3/weird_shower_thought/ (glauce8268)
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Every passing second is a world premiere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h87edf/every_passing_second_is_a_world_premiere/ (Mahony0509)
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Everyone complains about Bethesda and EA being greedy while rockstar games just gets to get away with making people buy the same game on three consoles in a row.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h87ecw/everyone_complains_about_bethesda_and_ea_being/ (monachia)
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Our brains have special neurons that help us detect other people's lips in the dark

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h87e4u/our_brains_have_special_neurons_that_help_us/ (SeasonedChicken5)
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Peninsula sounds a little too much like penis for it to be a coincidence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h87e28/peninsula_sounds_a_little_too_much_like_penis_for/ (Gekko_League)
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Looking at the positive side is somewhat lame.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h87cxf/looking_at_the_positive_side_is_somewhat_lame/ (AshamedSun)
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Recently watched Batman v Superman. If we named all newborn girls Martha we would achieve world peace within three generations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h87bt2/recently_watched_batman_v_superman_if_we_named/ ([deleted])
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Braces are the only widely accepted cosmetic procedure for children.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h87b69/braces_are_the_only_widely_accepted_cosmetic/ (XxNoomixX)
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Sony must be ecstatic that we're giving them millions of dollars of advertising for free, but also extremely confused at the PS5 hentai.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h87ahv/sony_must_be_ecstatic_that_were_giving_them/ (CreativeNameIKnow)
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It’s not that girls never make the first move, they just have a much higher bar for being overwhelmed by attractiveness

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h879nx/its_not_that_girls_never_make_the_first_move_they/ ([deleted])
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Dreams feel more real when they're scary

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h878go/dreams_feel_more_real_when_theyre_scary/ (Lach05)
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You certainly walked passed by one of your enemies you met online.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h878cw/you_certainly_walked_passed_by_one_of_your/ (ShinichiBaka)
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Mosquitos kill more people every year than people do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h876w6/mosquitos_kill_more_people_every_year_than_people/ (theorangehatguy)
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You were once infinitely younger than any alive person on the planet just after you were born.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h874s7/you_were_once_infinitely_younger_than_any_alive/ (_-__-_-__-__-)
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No one has really seen their ass properly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h872or/no_one_has_really_seen_their_ass_properly/ (backtobadh)
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The farts after dying is the soul leaving the mortal body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8726u/the_farts_after_dying_is_the_soul_leaving_the/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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If dolphins are smarter than humans, humans need to step up their game.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h871n8/if_dolphins_are_smarter_than_humans_humans_need/ (PhotoClock)
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Whenever we land on a new planet, first generation colonizers will be terrible at throwing/catching anything due to the change in gravity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8711h/whenever_we_land_on_a_new_planet_first_generation/ (LanceStrongArms)
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In light of recent events, civilians might benefit just as much from wearing body cams than having police wear them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h86zkl/in_light_of_recent_events_civilians_might_benefit/ ([deleted])
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A Russian wedding is a soviet union

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h86x69/a_russian_wedding_is_a_soviet_union/ ([deleted])
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If all the other humans are insane and you are the sane one then you are the insane one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h86wps/if_all_the_other_humans_are_insane_and_you_are/ (OneLog3)
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You are older than your reflection.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h86wgm/you_are_older_than_your_reflection/ (dalekfromskaro)
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You may be doing weird things in somebody's dreams.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h86vgc/you_may_be_doing_weird_things_in_somebodys_dreams/ ([deleted])
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If a gaming channel does an in-game purchase they don't just buy something they invest in their job

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h86sxs/if_a_gaming_channel_does_an_ingame_purchase_they/ (LarzzzLeonLove)
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The Flintstones cars make a lot of sense, seeing as how there wasn't fossil fuels yet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h86svl/the_flintstones_cars_make_a_lot_of_sense_seeing/ (IntenseScrolling)
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Acknowledging the meta is part of the meta

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h86ran/acknowledging_the_meta_is_part_of_the_meta/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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There is already a song you will never hear again in your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h86pxm/there_is_already_a_song_you_will_never_hear_again/ (coolnickbro)
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Metaphorically, moving on a hill in any direction is bad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h86pwn/metaphorically_moving_on_a_hill_in_any_direction/ (dafckingman)
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Finding money between your couch cushions feels like you hit a mini lottery.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h86nfl/finding_money_between_your_couch_cushions_feels/ ([deleted])
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The flavour of the food you eat depends on your mood

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h86l3r/the_flavour_of_the_food_you_eat_depends_on_your/ (Artisticspawm)
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Technically, any trophy is a participation trophy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h86kny/technically_any_trophy_is_a_participation_trophy/ (thedancingbee)
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Constrictor snakes could be a lot more dangerous if they knew basic knots.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h86ioq/constrictor_snakes_could_be_a_lot_more_dangerous/ (Soapy_Meat)
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People think top to bottom was first wherein contrary, it is the other way around.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h86b5u/people_think_top_to_bottom_was_first_wherein/ ([deleted])
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If elephants go extinct then people try to find out what they looked like, they would probably create monster.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h868vb/if_elephants_go_extinct_then_people_try_to_find/ (Abltablt)
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If your cat looks at you like how you look at the sun it’s because you are her sun

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h868fr/if_your_cat_looks_at_you_like_how_you_look_at_the/ (rainsfromafrica)
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Life fits into any movie genre

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h865la/life_fits_into_any_movie_genre/ (Akosy)
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It is highly likely that some of the atoms you are made out of used to be part of Julius Caesar.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h865ao/it_is_highly_likely_that_some_of_the_atoms_you/ (inserthumannameh3re)
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Hell will honestly be boring.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h863rg/hell_will_honestly_be_boring/ (stillakilla18)
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We like Drax so much, because he reminds us of Teal'c from SG-1

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h863iq/we_like_drax_so_much_because_he_reminds_us_of/ (BlackViperMWG)
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We might get 6G early if the engineers are smart enough to secretly rename 5G, and the people burning the towers are stupid enough to believe that it's a safe new tech.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h863gd/we_might_get_6g_early_if_the_engineers_are_smart/ (CEDoromal)
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If you love yourself, you are narcissistic. If you are insecure about yourself, you are told to "learn how to love yourself"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h862nm/if_you_love_yourself_you_are_narcissistic_if_you/ (And1ne)
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The reason the 21 club all had white lighters was because they where so addicted they needed to see how much fuel was left in the lighter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h85xxo/the_reason_the_21_club_all_had_white_lighters_was/ (charlemagne1955)
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Mark Wahlberg has become the Adam Sandler of action movies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h85wzf/mark_wahlberg_has_become_the_adam_sandler_of/ (gyffer)
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Being a genius is a curse. When you have profound thoughts about depression. You will never forget it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h85wg7/being_a_genius_is_a_curse_when_you_have_profound/ ([deleted])
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In some parallel dimension is world just like ours. Except instead of putting cameras on phones, the put phones on cameras.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h85w86/in_some_parallel_dimension_is_world_just_like/ (Chuck_Findlay)
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If you think 50/50 are pretty high odds, you never plugged in a USB

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h85w0j/if_you_think_5050_are_pretty_high_odds_you_never/ (ImastrangeJack)
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Lumberjacks are vegan butchers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h85vxj/lumberjacks_are_vegan_butchers/ (deadpool3727)
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Bullets are the final form of rocks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h85to5/bullets_are_the_final_form_of_rocks/ (CaptinJohnPrice)
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In the future, we might have phones or cameras that have better screen resolution than our eyesight. So we theoretically can't see it fully.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h85sdt/in_the_future_we_might_have_phones_or_cameras/ (AvantJeef6000)
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If the universe was endless, every movie and book not bending the laws of physics/giving people powers would at one point happen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h85ohz/if_the_universe_was_endless_every_movie_and_book/ (Doodle_Dragon)
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Screenshots taken during online classes will never be looked at in the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h85o6n/screenshots_taken_during_online_classes_will/ (lordkushagra)
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pineapple pineapple whatvid pinwapple

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h85nvr/pineapple_pineapple_whatvid_pinwapple/ (loogibaloogi69)
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The entire hospitality sector is dying and will probably not resurface properly again for 5-10 years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h85kpe/the_entire_hospitality_sector_is_dying_and_will/ (Xander_Cloud)
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If animals got an iq of an average human. They will basically laugh at the delusions that the flat-earthers made.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h85dsq/if_animals_got_an_iq_of_an_average_human_they/ (YutaYutaO)
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Gaming wasn't enough of a game so they gamified gaming by adding achievements and trophies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h85byh/gaming_wasnt_enough_of_a_game_so_they_gamified/ (cereal-kills-me)
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Dead people receive more flowers than those who are alive because regret is stronger than gratitude

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h85als/dead_people_receive_more_flowers_than_those_who/ ([deleted])
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Since matter can neither be created nor be destroyed . Every person who ever existed still exists in some form or the other

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h855rf/since_matter_can_neither_be_created_nor_be/ (Anonymous_Geeza007)
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A Russian wedding is a soviet union.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h851xi/a_russian_wedding_is_a_soviet_union/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Bill Gates' onions = Billions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h84xhs/bill_gates_onions_billions/ ([deleted])
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Natural selection might restart when we are inhabiting Mars. Chances are SpaceX & NASA aren’t sending any dummies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h84ts2/natural_selection_might_restart_when_we_are/ (Master_Jee)
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Guacamole has more syllables than ingredients.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h84tcf/guacamole_has_more_syllables_than_ingredients/ (unwholesomedoggo)
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Everyone has been the world's youngest person for a moment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h84s2z/everyone_has_been_the_worlds_youngest_person_for/ (OnniKarppinen)
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Dead people receive more flowers than those who are alive because regret is stronger than gratitude: Anne Frank

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h84r1i/dead_people_receive_more_flowers_than_those_who/ (taylormeme)
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life is in a higher resolution than we’ll ever be able to see

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h84qwu/life_is_in_a_higher_resolution_than_well_ever_be/ (ThisIsAnAlt159)
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The poor kids who’ve learned the meaning behind the song Macarena years after they were introduced it during their first school years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h84pq6/the_poor_kids_whove_learned_the_meaning_behind/ (slurpeguy)
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They don’t correlate at all, but 5 x 5 = 25 feels like Friday.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h84lb9/they_dont_correlate_at_all_but_5_x_5_25_feels/ (yummygumdrop)
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Everybody treats the people in the reply section of his/her post like he has to borrow money from them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h84k78/everybody_treats_the_people_in_the_reply_section/ (youruncke)
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The only reason Shaggy and Scobby-Doo ate so much is because they were always stoned

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h84k76/the_only_reason_shaggy_and_scobbydoo_ate_so_much/ (aaryan-aria)
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If you lose a Chess game in your dream,you still win

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h84jxf/if_you_lose_a_chess_game_in_your_dreamyou_still/ (mitoloroji)
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a protein molecule between two carbohydrate molecules is the smallest sandwich in the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h84hhl/a_protein_molecule_between_two_carbohydrate/ (mitoloroji)
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You know you are good friends with someone when silence isn't awkward.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h84c2j/you_know_you_are_good_friends_with_someone_when/ (dustyboy313)
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The egg lays a chicken

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h84bru/the_egg_lays_a_chicken/ (gyani)
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The older you get, the more drinks you unlock

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h84bh4/the_older_you_get_the_more_drinks_you_unlock/ (memeRB01)
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Perfection is compromise in disguise

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8462w/perfection_is_compromise_in_disguise/ (LostSoul04)
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Donkeys are working class zebras.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h845q5/donkeys_are_working_class_zebras/ (MadonnaSleft_C0ne)
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It’s weird telling someone about something you ‘heard’ on the internet - because you really just read it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h845jo/its_weird_telling_someone_about_something_you/ (the_colonelclink)
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If caffeine is considered a drug, then coffee shops, malls that sell drinks with caffeine with it are drug dealers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h844zj/if_caffeine_is_considered_a_drug_then_coffee/ (edgarzekke)
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Yaoyorozu from MHA can theoratically break the economy whenever she wants to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h840d9/yaoyorozu_from_mha_can_theoratically_break_the/ (LoLBeemoMain)
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Vampires can’t come out at night, because the moonlight is a reflection of sunlight

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h83zut/vampires_cant_come_out_at_night_because_the/ (Fighterguy69)
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If you go on without sleeping for too long you will be awarded with endless peaceful sleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h83z9a/if_you_go_on_without_sleeping_for_too_long_you/ (DueTry9)
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The AI in Metal Gear Solid 2 was right about everything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h83xol/the_ai_in_metal_gear_solid_2_was_right_about/ (TheLostLad)
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F to every calendar we only saw one slide of because of our laziness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h83w91/f_to_every_calendar_we_only_saw_one_slide_of/ (Streetsurfer1)
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everyone you know thinks of everyone they know different, who thinks of everyone you know different too

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h83w3c/everyone_you_know_thinks_of_everyone_they_know/ (tyrentosaurus_flex)
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the only way we know its saturday (or whatever ur timezone is) is believing that the things that count that are flawless

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h83u4h/the_only_way_we_know_its_saturday_or_whatever_ur/ (tyrentosaurus_flex)
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The people who have been in the background of pictures you have taken have moved and have lives of their own.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h83sdu/the_people_who_have_been_in_the_background_of/ (The-Great-Memelord)
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If locals do something tasteless and embarrassing by their own standards, out-of-towner hipsters can do the exact same thing and be cool in their own subculture.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h83q7s/if_locals_do_something_tasteless_and_embarrassing/ (Lum1nar)
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Rude, depressed and lonely people only try to upset people online because the only thing going for them is when people reply to it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h83pxf/rude_depressed_and_lonely_people_only_try_to/ (LargeTesticles9)
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Current years can be shown on digital clocks. For example, the year is 2020, we have time of 20:20. After the year 2359 this won't be possible ever again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h83ozv/current_years_can_be_shown_on_digital_clocks_for/ (LucyLove9)
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For such a laid back reputation and culture, Jamaica has surprisingly high violent crime rate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h83ote/for_such_a_laid_back_reputation_and_culture/ (Lum1nar)
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Antonym is the antonym of synonym.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h83odf/antonym_is_the_antonym_of_synonym/ ([deleted])
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In the near future, 'Artificial' Intelligence might be referred to as Computer Intelligence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h83ndt/in_the_near_future_artificial_intelligence_might/ (iCan20)
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The colour brown is so engrained in society that most people have never wondered what dark orange is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h83l3c/the_colour_brown_is_so_engrained_in_society_that/ (BimLau)
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People in videos have always changing birthdays so their on video age stays the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h83kth/people_in_videos_have_always_changing_birthdays/ (TakisA1)
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Butt cheeks are the epitome of relationships. No matter how much suit they have been through, they are always together.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h83kij/butt_cheeks_are_the_epitome_of_relationships_no/ (InfintyRishi)
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The majority of the posts in here are not true

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h83k31/the_majority_of_the_posts_in_here_are_not_true/ (vss1ri)
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Your family glasses have been used by different people probably hundreds of times

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h83jdq/your_family_glasses_have_been_used_by_different/ (junothecat1)
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If a shotgun fires a slugged round and is equipped with a scope, it can be considered a DMR or a Sniper Rifle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h83ghi/if_a_shotgun_fires_a_slugged_round_and_is/ (FahmiRBLX)
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A lot of people must be realizing that the only bad thing about the night shift is the commute

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h83gbo/a_lot_of_people_must_be_realizing_that_the_only/ (Willy_weeb)
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Waifus aren't limited to animes, rather they refer to any animated character that can be considered a significant other by a real-life himan being.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h83fhq/waifus_arent_limited_to_animes_rather_they_refer/ (FahmiRBLX)
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All belts are tool belts when you have stuff in your pockets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h839u5/all_belts_are_tool_belts_when_you_have_stuff_in/ (PM_ME_FOR_FEELS)
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When a game channel puts money on a game they don’t just buy something they invest in their job

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h839fu/when_a_game_channel_puts_money_on_a_game_they/ ([deleted])
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A relationship is the price we pay for the anticipation of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h835l9/a_relationship_is_the_price_we_pay_for_the/ (shivamkimothi)
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Those who correctly predict the World's ending will have an eternal "I told you so" in whatever afterlife to everyone they meet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h835gy/those_who_correctly_predict_the_worlds_ending/ (Trask37)
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Skip The Dishes' acronym is STD.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h835c1/skip_the_dishes_acronym_is_std/ (Broccoli_dicks)
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Eraser give up their lives for own mistakes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h834vu/eraser_give_up_their_lives_for_own_mistakes/ (9ULTIMATEMASTER9)
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If a vegan is friends with a cow, then the meat from that cow is vegan friendly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h834p3/if_a_vegan_is_friends_with_a_cow_then_the_meat/ (motorboat-them-all)
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Game of Thrones was known for shocking its fans with unexpected gruesome deaths of beloved characters. It’s almost poetic how they made us fall in love, only to gruesomely kill off the show itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h832rn/game_of_thrones_was_known_for_shocking_its_fans/ (moniker5000)
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While watching the truman show, probably millions of people might have seen truman masturbating live on his teen years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h831k7/while_watching_the_truman_show_probably_millions/ (Zritchi3)
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Eevn if teh lerttes of teh wrod are srcabmeld, yuo cna sltil udnresnatd it a litlte

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h831az/eevn_if_teh_lerttes_of_teh_wrod_are_srcabmeld_yuo/ (navalbattle12)
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Helium filled bouncy ball

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h830sd/helium_filled_bouncy_ball/ (AdjustedTitan1)
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Makeup is advanced graphic setting for women (and some men)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h82xxv/makeup_is_advanced_graphic_setting_for_women_and/ (nexytuz)
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When the sun sets, the horizon casts shadow on everything around.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h82wk3/when_the_sun_sets_the_horizon_casts_shadow_on/ (Gridmaster003)
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Throwaway accounts are probably the biggest username family

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h82vlv/throwaway_accounts_are_probably_the_biggest/ (FlawlessPenguinMan)
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Most people aren't afraid of the dark but of what is in it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h82upt/most_people_arent_afraid_of_the_dark_but_of_what/ (Endercheif)
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Blinking causes you not to watch a movie in full

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h82trl/blinking_causes_you_not_to_watch_a_movie_in_full/ (BigNibbaDicc)
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There's something mildly disturbing about a single pickle left floating around in its brine

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h82tdx/theres_something_mildly_disturbing_about_a_single/ (superfishious)
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You guys are all worried about used by dates until it’s a snickers you find hiding in the back of the shelf

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h82shz/you_guys_are_all_worried_about_used_by_dates/ (Not_as_witty_as_u)
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Vampires don't know what they look like themselves because they can't be seen in mirrors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h82q4h/vampires_dont_know_what_they_look_like_themselves/ (TempesT12345679)
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"Murder" sounds even more graphic once it stops sounding like a normalized word

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h82q3x/murder_sounds_even_more_graphic_once_it_stops/ (Kapt-Kaos)
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If a machine is clever enough to pass a turing test, then it is clever enough to not pass it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h82q0j/if_a_machine_is_clever_enough_to_pass_a_turing/ (shivamkimothi)
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Competition is the root of all that is bad. Compassion is the root of all that is good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h82lub/competition_is_the_root_of_all_that_is_bad/ (m0tor_head)
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With how much instant gratification we’ve become used to...commercials seem way more annoying than they were 10 years ago

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h82kjt/with_how_much_instant_gratification_weve_become/ (Avenntus)
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It would make more sense phonetically if 'guy' and 'girl' switched their vowels

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h82hdp/it_would_make_more_sense_phonetically_if_guy_and/ (fwalsh108)
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Ironically we will be telling our kids in the future how hard it was for us back then

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h82fqr/ironically_we_will_be_telling_our_kids_in_the/ (Shamsomair)
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There are probably Asgardians that believe Asgard is round

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h82etg/there_are_probably_asgardians_that_believe_asgard/ (The_Endeavour)
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People who sorrt by new control what others see.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h82ehy/people_who_sorrt_by_new_control_what_others_see/ (00Vishal007)
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Anaphylaxis is really dumb, your body things it’s going to die from eating a food so it kills itself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h82dpw/anaphylaxis_is_really_dumb_your_body_things_its/ (kkf6)
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When you argue with yourself, you always win since you are playing both sides.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h82dlt/when_you_argue_with_yourself_you_always_win_since/ (LaughYourFaceOff)
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Heaven with all its beautiful mansions will be a weird place for all the Steppe people who lived in tents and all the Cavemen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h82d2p/heaven_with_all_its_beautiful_mansions_will_be_a/ (Chaks93)
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At some point saying that someone is adopted becomes less of an insult and more of a compliment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h82cv7/at_some_point_saying_that_someone_is_adopted/ (CaidenPlayz)
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Tourist traps are real life clickbait

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h82bin/tourist_traps_are_real_life_clickbait/ (TheRealRoybot)
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The song 'Happy birthday' will probably live forever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h82a1b/the_song_happy_birthday_will_probably_live_forever/ (FetalGod)
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"Sucker" by jonas brothers is a song for simps

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h829g2/sucker_by_jonas_brothers_is_a_song_for_simps/ (DJML765)
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People saying, “WASSUUUP” was once an acceptable form of communication.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h827tu/people_saying_wassuuup_was_once_an_acceptable/ (Drunken_Drongo)
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Zoom meetings give a whole new meaning to "dressed up".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h827e1/zoom_meetings_give_a_whole_new_meaning_to_dressed/ ([deleted])
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Dreams are clips from parallel universes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h826i8/dreams_are_clips_from_parallel_universes/ (omerule)
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Pokémon tells the entire story of the worms kids found crawling on the sidewalk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h825vh/pokémon_tells_the_entire_story_of_the_worms_kids/ (Craftycorecreep)
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Strippers are human beyblades

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h824wf/strippers_are_human_beyblades/ (treblethedog)
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If you get a footjob from someone with athletes foot, then you've contracted jock itch as a STI.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8243k/if_you_get_a_footjob_from_someone_with_athletes/ (Shooterg77)
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Microwaves must seem magical to anyone not familiar with them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h823bl/microwaves_must_seem_magical_to_anyone_not/ (SufferingCartoonist)
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Raw unfiltered truth costs some mental health, even it be unnoticeably small of a deduction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h821yd/raw_unfiltered_truth_costs_some_mental_health/ (Kapt-Kaos)
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Technically, we are always wet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h81zsg/technically_we_are_always_wet/ (rustyshackelFerda)
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Sex is more mental than it is physical.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h81za1/sex_is_more_mental_than_it_is_physical/ ([deleted])
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We all know one of these Forts is going to become Forty McFortFace...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h81xr9/we_all_know_one_of_these_forts_is_going_to_become/ (StanFitch)
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People who spell "lose" as "loose", must spell "loose" as "looose"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h81xp3/people_who_spell_lose_as_loose_must_spell_loose/ (flakkane)
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Chess is a dead game, the devs havent updated the game in like 2000 years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h81wnb/chess_is_a_dead_game_the_devs_havent_updated_the/ (DeletusCleetus)
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If you’re allergic to cats you’re also allergic to cat girls

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h81wez/if_youre_allergic_to_cats_youre_also_allergic_to/ (alonelytoaster)
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To act purely rational without considering emotions is pretty irrational

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h81vz0/to_act_purely_rational_without_considering/ (AlrightyAlmighty)
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Passing judgement is inherently unjustifiable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h81tjx/passing_judgement_is_inherently_unjustifiable/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Your account will still be there long after your death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h81r7t/your_account_will_still_be_there_long_after_your/ (GetPeerPressured)
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The High Sparrow is coming.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h81p19/the_high_sparrow_is_coming/ (ArtificialLawyer)
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A feminine dude and a butch chick can be pretty similar in appearance

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h81nbz/a_feminine_dude_and_a_butch_chick_can_be_pretty/ ([deleted])
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If plants could talk, they would probably talk mad shit about anyone who killed their friends.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h81n45/if_plants_could_talk_they_would_probably_talk_mad/ (DenierB)
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the cake bakes in the oven, while the cakes bake in the oven

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h81kwq/the_cake_bakes_in_the_oven_while_the_cakes_bake/ (DumbassJames)
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While adding chicken pieces in an omlette its possible that the chicken could be swimming in its own egg

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h81k87/while_adding_chicken_pieces_in_an_omlette_its/ (ShazzyFez)
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Cakes Bake, but a Cake Bakes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h81jks/cakes_bake_but_a_cake_bakes/ (DumbassJames)
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Most women try to show they're special by pretending that they aren't like other women

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h81ijw/most_women_try_to_show_theyre_special_by/ (ShazzyFez)
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It’s weird how nobody really talks about the farting noise condiments make

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h81g7s/its_weird_how_nobody_really_talks_about_the/ (KingScooby666)
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People are more relieved when seeing that they damaged something but not as much as they thought than when they nearly damage something but don’t damage it at all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h81g52/people_are_more_relieved_when_seeing_that_they/ (1ZAAK_)
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There is a world record that will never be broken again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h81fz0/there_is_a_world_record_that_will_never_be_broken/ (Awesome123310)
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if you live alone, you don't have to wear clothes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h81epj/if_you_live_alone_you_dont_have_to_wear_clothes/ (tyrentosaurus_flex)
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if we ever lose our electrical systems the value of a playboy magazine would skyrocket

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h81ed6/if_we_ever_lose_our_electrical_systems_the_value/ (mickey_s)
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If the witching hour always starts at 3am, then ghosts and demons must also be setting their clocks forward and backward each year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h81cbh/if_the_witching_hour_always_starts_at_3am_then/ (SomeGuyFromOtowa)
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Dying on your birthday must feel weird.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h81ba8/dying_on_your_birthday_must_feel_weird/ (finch5)
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Since the Earth moves through the universe, at any given moment, it is almost certain that you are the only person in history to ever occupy that location in the universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h816q1/since_the_earth_moves_through_the_universe_at_any/ (ArnavRatna)
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You've probably missed a lot of really interesting dreams by staying up at night.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8152y/youve_probably_missed_a_lot_of_really_interesting/ (TheRealRedBunny)
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All Pokémon lay eggs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h813it/all_pokémon_lay_eggs/ (ArchangelAsh)
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All clouds are at different heights.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h812an/all_clouds_are_at_different_heights/ (Stibbity)
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golf is the only sport where being subpar is amazing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8128e/golf_is_the_only_sport_where_being_subpar_is/ (epicgamer927)
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It’s so much more satisfying to hear a song you like on the radio rather than just playing it on your phone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h811hs/its_so_much_more_satisfying_to_hear_a_song_you/ (name-taken1)
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Maybe we’re not the ones in the mirror.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h80zjr/maybe_were_not_the_ones_in_the_mirror/ ([deleted])
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There are two types of people in the world, those who record concerts to capture the moment, and those who don’t and just live in the moment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h80z7r/there_are_two_types_of_people_in_the_world_those/ (newenglandkid)
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Paper has six sides

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h80yth/paper_has_six_sides/ (nueoritic-parents)
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Everyone is addicted to something, they may just not know what that something is yet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h80y4q/everyone_is_addicted_to_something_they_may_just/ (guminhyeok)
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Gravity challenged coconuts kill more people than sharks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h80xis/gravity_challenged_coconuts_kill_more_people_than/ (baileyoc0508)
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Most thoughts are original until they are posted

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h80w8r/most_thoughts_are_original_until_they_are_posted/ (guminhyeok)
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Slippers are the jello of the footwear world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h80vu1/slippers_are_the_jello_of_the_footwear_world/ (Incognito-Turkey)
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It's not stupid if it works

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h80v7k/its_not_stupid_if_it_works/ (TexasSpidey)
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With burns, 1st degree is the least severe, with murder charges the opposite is true

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h80ubw/with_burns_1st_degree_is_the_least_severe_with/ (satchel1300)
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No matter how bad it sounds, there will always be someone who would like chunky milk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h80uao/no_matter_how_bad_it_sounds_there_will_always_be/ (Mr-Looner)
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If Miley Cyrus has a kid it will literally be Destiny’s Child

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h80tq0/if_miley_cyrus_has_a_kid_it_will_literally_be/ (Monkeysonice95)
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Things are more interesting when you don't understand it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h80rep/things_are_more_interesting_when_you_dont/ (edgydonut)
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If you’re worried about passing a lie detector test use a defibrillator before you go.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h80r33/if_youre_worried_about_passing_a_lie_detector/ (IncaTrailMix)
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Gospel music is the music of good news

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h80qvf/gospel_music_is_the_music_of_good_news/ ([deleted])
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“Good for you” will always sound sarcastic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h80o8s/good_for_you_will_always_sound_sarcastic/ ([deleted])
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Someone could have had the genetics to live till 1000 but they died from something besides old age like being hit by a car

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h80nt8/someone_could_have_had_the_genetics_to_live_till/ (kkf6)
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Music artists will go on tour, singing about what they’ve experienced in real life. Then they’ll make a new album about things they’ve experienced last tour and go on a new tour. Then they’ll make another album about experiencing what they experienced last tour while singing about their life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h80kpy/music_artists_will_go_on_tour_singing_about_what/ (DokkanGB)
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If whales are spenders and sharks are investors, most people are clams. They can at least find a coin in their wallet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h80kcz/if_whales_are_spenders_and_sharks_are_investors/ (timidbanana)
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People will buy any kind of lie if it satisfies their neverending laziness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h80jke/people_will_buy_any_kind_of_lie_if_it_satisfies/ (Shreyash_jais_02)
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There's probably a life saving tip or an invention whose details are uploaded on the internet lying somewhere without getting the attention it deserves or have been taken down by someone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h80iq9/theres_probably_a_life_saving_tip_or_an_invention/ (within_kamath23)
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People named Chaz who aren't paying attention to the news, have got to be very confused at all the recently garnered fame on clothing and grafiti.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h80gw7/people_named_chaz_who_arent_paying_attention_to/ (Dragon2950)
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Half of the Schrödinger’s cat theory is a conspiracy theory

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h80g2w/half_of_the_schrödingers_cat_theory_is_a/ (_DragonBlade_)
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most of us will die with a negative k/d ratio

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h80dw4/most_of_us_will_die_with_a_negative_kd_ratio/ (Jeyring)
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Because we take our shoes off inside, you technically have an inside and outside height

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h80ddw/because_we_take_our_shoes_off_inside_you/ ([deleted])
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You can be underwater for the rest of your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h80cs3/you_can_be_underwater_for_the_rest_of_your_life/ (synthcat420)
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We use the sense of touch more than we think.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h80cmy/we_use_the_sense_of_touch_more_than_we_think/ (RedddditXD)
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Printers print in light mode.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h80b6z/printers_print_in_light_mode/ (nouinfinitegay)
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Some narcissists would love having an identical twin and others would absolutely hate it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h808oq/some_narcissists_would_love_having_an_identical/ ([deleted])
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Foods that you know are scorching hot burn you less than foods that you don’t know are scorching hot...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h808ba/foods_that_you_know_are_scorching_hot_burn_you/ (MJWIZARD)
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We've all probably accidentally smacked a ghost in the face at some point

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8085s/weve_all_probably_accidentally_smacked_a_ghost_in/ (MistaBobMarley)
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People who believe that the grass is always greener might be right, it’s just that the greener grass has more shit in it to fertilize

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h806jf/people_who_believe_that_the_grass_is_always/ (Hdobfjsiv)
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Photography is literally graphing photons.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h80669/photography_is_literally_graphing_photons/ (cptntito)
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It's an unwritten and unspoken rule to always smack a sack of rice whenever you see one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h805hz/its_an_unwritten_and_unspoken_rule_to_always/ ([deleted])
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Humans fighting the way transformers do would look horrifying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h805hb/humans_fighting_the_way_transformers_do_would/ (afxlab)
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People can't stay in love with someone who doesn't do the things that made them fall inlove with their partner in the first place

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h804k9/people_cant_stay_in_love_with_someone_who_doesnt/ (azeth0)
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The greatest gift the internet has provided the world is the universal realization that everyone is full of shit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h80420/the_greatest_gift_the_internet_has_provided_the/ ([deleted])
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A recovered area of skin (you usually pick at) is a good indicator of lower anxiety.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h803kf/a_recovered_area_of_skin_you_usually_pick_at_is_a/ (the_random_korean)
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There’s probably many world records that have been broken with out an official there to record them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h802zc/theres_probably_many_world_records_that_have_been/ (Tucker717)
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Most fans ARE their own cooling fans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h802xe/most_fans_are_their_own_cooling_fans/ (chick_en_nuggetz)
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Being naked while wearing socks feels more naked than wearing nothing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h801ni/being_naked_while_wearing_socks_feels_more_naked/ ([deleted])
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Almost anything you can think of has probably happened somewhere at sometime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8019b/almost_anything_you_can_think_of_has_probably/ (WaterboardedApples)
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The trash bag container is likely to end up inside the last bag it carries.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h8017y/the_trash_bag_container_is_likely_to_end_up/ (ZinfulGraphics)
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Gyms could add dynamos in their machines and generate enough power for the whole building.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7zzt3/gyms_could_add_dynamos_in_their_machines_and/ (SoyUnFracaso)
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Chitchat is talking about general topics with general viewpoints.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7zygw/chitchat_is_talking_about_general_topics_with/ (BenC137)
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Paper or plastic cash is probably the most valuable common item by weight

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7zyfp/paper_or_plastic_cash_is_probably_the_most/ (caaper)
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Liquor stores probably don’t want potentially underaged people wearing masks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7zxi4/liquor_stores_probably_dont_want_potentially/ (fanofthings20)
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In a way, we are all people of color

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7zxbv/in_a_way_we_are_all_people_of_color/ (Wind2000reddit)
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The greatest gift the internet has provided the world is the widespread realization that everyone is full of shit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7zx9c/the_greatest_gift_the_internet_has_provided_the/ ([deleted])
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Foods that you know are scorching hot burn your taste buds more than foods you don’t...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7zx13/foods_that_you_know_are_scorching_hot_burn_your/ ([deleted])
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The children of younger generations probably won't get in as much trouble through the internet because a much greater amount of their parents will have spent their whole lives around computers and actually know how to use the internet proficiently and do things like check internet history

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7zww6/the_children_of_younger_generations_probably_wont/ (TheGreatKeyrise)
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Foods that you know are scorching hot don’t burn your taste buds as much as ones you don’t see coming.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ztyo/foods_that_you_know_are_scorching_hot_dont_burn/ ([deleted])
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We’re not afraid of being alone. We’re afraid that we’re not. You’re not afraid of heights. You’re afraid of falling

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7zsuk/were_not_afraid_of_being_alone_were_afraid_that/ (Melad_0)
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Your burps are simply stomach farts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7zsht/your_burps_are_simply_stomach_farts/ ([deleted])
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If you could travel to an alternative universe where that version of you has a better life, you could k!ll and replace him/her to take that life for yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7zrnd/if_you_could_travel_to_an_alternative_universe/ (SoyUnFracaso)
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Movies will play the wilhelm scream during explosions or deaths but rarely the terrified, blood curdling screams that would really be heard

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7zqdp/movies_will_play_the_wilhelm_scream_during/ (tman391)
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Since the soil plants grow has a ton of manure in it, either we intake vegetables or the animals that eat the plants, we've been indirectly eating shit our whole lives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7zouo/since_the_soil_plants_grow_has_a_ton_of_manure_in/ (TrickyKitten69)
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Breakfast is when you "Break" your "Fast" of not eating all night

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7zokr/breakfast_is_when_you_break_your_fast_of_not/ (EagleWolfSnake)
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In a building filled with security cameras, one room that you won't be under surveillance is in the the control room.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7znqu/in_a_building_filled_with_security_cameras_one/ (lukwsk)
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Maybe Canadians aren't overly polite, they just seem that way compared to their rude neighbors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7zn80/maybe_canadians_arent_overly_polite_they_just/ (Toastysandwich312)
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The recent prominence of mask wearing has got to be challenging for the hearing impaired.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7zn35/the_recent_prominence_of_mask_wearing_has_got_to/ (BurninRubbers)
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When you drink from a cup, you are drinking the drink from top to bottom. When you use the straw, you are drinking the drink from the bottom to the top.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7zl60/when_you_drink_from_a_cup_you_are_drinking_the/ ([deleted])
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Skateparks are the only parks that exclude pedestrians.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7zjz5/skateparks_are_the_only_parks_that_exclude/ (tMoneyMoney)
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They went up because of history and they come down because of history. Seems fair.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7zjs7/they_went_up_because_of_history_and_they_come/ (MyMudEye)
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Birthdays are fatal in large dosages

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7zijv/birthdays_are_fatal_in_large_dosages/ (Youropinioniswrong12)
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There is probably a lot more history than we think that is actually lies. Since it was so much harder to prove without cameras or forensics.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7zi42/there_is_probably_a_lot_more_history_than_we/ (conley1120)
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There’s somebody out there that made a Never Gonna Give You Up lyrics video 10 years ago that’s swimming in money

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7zhw4/theres_somebody_out_there_that_made_a_never_gonna/ ([deleted])
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You don’t need to wear pants, you just people to believe that you are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7zhn5/you_dont_need_to_wear_pants_you_just_people_to/ (NotJake_)
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Parents & families are “tough” on their kids so the world is easy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7zh26/parents_families_are_tough_on_their_kids_so_the/ (rickrock85)
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The only reason you go to school is for a piece of paper telling people that you went to school

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7zgz0/the_only_reason_you_go_to_school_is_for_a_piece/ (CheesyCheese16)
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There's only water in the ocean because the air has enough of it already.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7zcx5/theres_only_water_in_the_ocean_because_the_air/ (lutherdriggers)
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There is a person who is identical to you but better. And you can't know if you're the better one or them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7zb9o/there_is_a_person_who_is_identical_to_you_but/ (JackGolondria)
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Knowing less about something can be better for multiple choice test scores because you are less likely to second guess your answers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7zan3/knowing_less_about_something_can_be_better_for/ (oceanflaw)
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Typing “what is” before anything that you google is pointless.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7z904/typing_what_is_before_anything_that_you_google_is/ (guminhyeok)
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A smartphone and a refrigerator are similar, you look every 10 minutes and always have the same thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7z8yi/a_smartphone_and_a_refrigerator_are_similar_you/ (Chrysiogenes)
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Our parents haven’t quite figured out what’s true/false on the internet yet, but the younger generation knows the single milf 6.8 miles away isn’t real

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7z8oc/our_parents_havent_quite_figured_out_whats/ (Bigalinop)
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Technically cells repair our body and gave us life and consciousness just so they could live longer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7z7l2/technically_cells_repair_our_body_and_gave_us/ (Drugs09999)
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If your waiting in a restaurant then you are the waiter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7z6xh/if_your_waiting_in_a_restaurant_then_you_are_the/ (Kangheh4533)
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The solar system is a bit like the earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7z6fz/the_solar_system_is_a_bit_like_the_earth/ (Iforgot_my_other_pw)
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Your birth date has been used as a fake birth date somehere on the internet to view porn

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7z65j/your_birth_date_has_been_used_as_a_fake_birth/ (Bloo1320)
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Watching the flames in a bon fire, one gets the sense of total chaos. Yet, the flames only originate where the wood is being burned. Chaos out of order.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7z5b0/watching_the_flames_in_a_bon_fire_one_gets_the/ (CjMcDonald85)
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Kid jokes never get old and neither do the younglings at the Jedi temple in Star Wars Episode 3.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7z4mn/kid_jokes_never_get_old_and_neither_do_the/ ([deleted])
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The majority of people will probably pass away with a negative kill to death ratio.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7z1bt/the_majority_of_people_will_probably_pass_away/ (tehwasd)
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Russian weddings are Soviet Unions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7z0zw/russian_weddings_are_soviet_unions/ (Darth_Star_Vader)
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In the Cars universe, do the cars have their own children or is there some type of car manufacturer and dealership where they buy children.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7z0nj/in_the_cars_universe_do_the_cars_have_their_own/ (RedPanda1834)
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Most of us will die with a negative K/D ratio.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7yzzf/most_of_us_will_die_with_a_negative_kd_ratio/ (tehwasd)
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Someday you'll be listening to the same songs you are hearing rn with yo wife , baby.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7yzxn/someday_youll_be_listening_to_the_same_songs_you/ (atharva66)
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The word 'extraordinary' seems like an oxymoron.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7yztu/the_word_extraordinary_seems_like_an_oxymoron/ (CRTPTRSN)
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Don't you just ever think that donuts are frosted bagels.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7yzqv/dont_you_just_ever_think_that_donuts_are_frosted/ (PATRICKSTAR139)
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If Luigi was an actual doctor, he would still be considered "Dr. Mario."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7yzi2/if_luigi_was_an_actual_doctor_he_would_still_be/ (Blobbman)
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Giving premium is the most expensive but most effective way to get followers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7yze8/giving_premium_is_the_most_expensive_but_most/ (E1U6S09E)
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Trying to pee with an incredibly flaccid penis feels as if you're trying to pull the last 1/4 of a worm out of its hole.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7yz89/trying_to_pee_with_an_incredibly_flaccid_penis/ (SpaghettiEddies)
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Onions are nature’s nesting dolls

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7yyvy/onions_are_natures_nesting_dolls/ (Rheinmetal)
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When we’re making an extremely difficult, life altering decision, no apparition of dead relatives appear to nudge you in the right direction or give you advice like in the movies, instead we realize just how alone we really are...and that’s more upsetting than we’d think.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7yyl8/when_were_making_an_extremely_difficult_life/ (and_a_side_of_fries)
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There is absolutely no point in serving French fries at a restaurant If they're soggy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7yy0i/there_is_absolutely_no_point_in_serving_french/ (Mr_MooseMan____)
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The bitter coating on switch cartridges probably cause more of a choking hazard because of all the people tasting them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7yxto/the_bitter_coating_on_switch_cartridges_probably/ (T0ut47)
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Every role Samuel L. Jackson has had since Pulp Fiction is Jules’ adventures since he began to roam the Earth like, “Caine in Kung Fu”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7yv1p/every_role_samuel_l_jackson_has_had_since_pulp/ (Lookalikemike)
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There's probably a tier 3 civilization in a galaxy far away

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7yuht/theres_probably_a_tier_3_civilization_in_a_galaxy/ (ThatMemingGem347)
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Everyone has a good reason for taking the easy way out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ytf6/everyone_has_a_good_reason_for_taking_the_easy/ (IdentifyingString)
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Social media is where you go to un-learn how to be social.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7yn2f/social_media_is_where_you_go_to_unlearn_how_to_be/ ([deleted])
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Nothing exsit unless its being observed by the observer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7yjxz/nothing_exsit_unless_its_being_observed_by_the/ (buyingaspaceship)
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As kids we only care about tests showing how our brains are doing. As adults we only care about tests for the rest of our bodies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7yjpy/as_kids_we_only_care_about_tests_showing_how_our/ (tiny_galaxies)
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In early human evolution stages, dolphins/apes were the most intelligent creatures on the planet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7yjd5/in_early_human_evolution_stages_dolphinsapes_were/ (behrpaints03)
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Being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self-acceptance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7yitc/being_able_to_tolerate_the_sound_of_your_own/ (AdrenalinePump90)
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Positions with power tend to attract people who can’t be trusted with it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7yhsz/positions_with_power_tend_to_attract_people_who/ (UYScutiPuffJr)
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If some other as intelligent living species outside of our galaxy or even in our galaxy existed, it could be thousands of times bigger or smaller than us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7yglt/if_some_other_as_intelligent_living_species/ (GameKnight76)
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Oatmeal cookies were probably invented by ancestors who wanted to prank their relatives into thinking it was a chocolate chip cookie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ydzt/oatmeal_cookies_were_probably_invented_by/ (Kalajasavakuy)
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Gift Cards don't increase with inflation; the longer you have one, the less it's worth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ydab/gift_cards_dont_increase_with_inflation_the/ (cinnamon11_24)
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Nobody makes it out alive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ycn8/nobody_makes_it_out_alive/ (HbH-)
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There is probably a married couple out there whose first date was going to see Silence of the Lambs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ycga/there_is_probably_a_married_couple_out_there/ (meltysandwich)
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Someone was the quickest to die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7y8kr/someone_was_the_quickest_to_die/ ([deleted])
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Sneezing with a mask on feels like you shit your pants with your face.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7y86e/sneezing_with_a_mask_on_feels_like_you_shit_your/ (fukhed69)
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When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are, nothing will happen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7y6xs/when_you_wish_upon_a_star_makes_no_difference_who/ (PhotoClock)
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soon there will be a generation that doesn't know the a CD is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7y65s/soon_there_will_be_a_generation_that_doesnt_know/ (Ihavenogoodusrenames)
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The most common result Google voice search probably gets is "oops".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7y5i8/the_most_common_result_google_voice_search/ (E300Service)
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With the invention of handheld devices, staring at your crotch and smiling is something no one thinks twice about in public.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7y4wd/with_the_invention_of_handheld_devices_staring_at/ (Tisse1040)
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arkansas is technically (kansas)^-1

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7y22o/arkansas_is_technically_kansas1/ (ctynights)
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Dances with Smurfs must be POTUS favorite South Park episode.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7y1xx/dances_with_smurfs_must_be_potus_favorite_south/ (shenshennedy)
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Thanks to poor training most storm troopers died with a clean conscience.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7y1un/thanks_to_poor_training_most_storm_troopers_died/ (VerbotenPublish)
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It's unlikely your biological brother has ever asked you to help a brother out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7y1rw/its_unlikely_your_biological_brother_has_ever/ ([deleted])
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Rain or shine, work sucks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7y13y/rain_or_shine_work_sucks/ (rUcKuS858)
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If more companies did collaboration we would have cookies and cream flavored Coca-Cola and coca cola flavored chocolate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7y0r2/if_more_companies_did_collaboration_we_would_have/ (lolsforalls23)
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You ever wonder why are we here? Jk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7y0cc/you_ever_wonder_why_are_we_here_jk/ (mothbois1940)
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Supermarkets without aisles would look pretty weird and empty

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7y0bd/supermarkets_without_aisles_would_look_pretty/ (valleythedemon)
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Technically all toilets are "bidets" if they splash you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7y0b7/technically_all_toilets_are_bidets_if_they_splash/ (44trav)
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We all have ideas we haven't even thought of yet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7xymn/we_all_have_ideas_we_havent_even_thought_of_yet/ (blahfunk)
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Making a memeable product is actually a valid marketing technique

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7xwri/making_a_memeable_product_is_actually_a_valid/ (DarkLightning777)
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At some point someone will hear the Ghana funeral song and then right when the beat drops they will be killed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7xwho/at_some_point_someone_will_hear_the_ghana_funeral/ (ridingtheuniverse)
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Life is the prequel of death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7xvxf/life_is_the_prequel_of_death/ (Khalo_Malik)
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Shaq is probably the only person who can simultaneously do every advertisement offered to him and talk about serious issues while still being respected

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7xvo4/shaq_is_probably_the_only_person_who_can/ (JonSolo1)
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A fire needs oxygen to survive, food to eat and dies when it loses either. Thus, fire is a living thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7xuv3/a_fire_needs_oxygen_to_survive_food_to_eat_and/ (ProjectOcoee)
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Asteroids and meteorites crashing into Earth is Earth just wanting a hug from them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7xthw/asteroids_and_meteorites_crashing_into_earth_is/ ([deleted])
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The most sickening crunch is when you accidentally step on a snail

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7xsuf/the_most_sickening_crunch_is_when_you/ (Drunken_Drongo)
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In any TV show, there is always a trash can available right next to where the person throws a picture away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7xsjj/in_any_tv_show_there_is_always_a_trash_can/ (trojanAMERICAN)
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If car companies stopped putting there logo on the car you would never be able to tell them apart.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7xrmr/if_car_companies_stopped_putting_there_logo_on/ (BasicRedditor1997)
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Having too many birthdays will kill you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7xpu8/having_too_many_birthdays_will_kill_you/ (Gary_October)
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Biting your top lip is much less sexy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7xpbt/biting_your_top_lip_is_much_less_sexy/ (Whatifim80lol)
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Most cowboys have never ridden a cow and only a horse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7xot6/most_cowboys_have_never_ridden_a_cow_and_only_a/ (miketgeman101)
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There have likely been many people who have gone to see the barenaked ladies perform and were disappointed the moment the band walked in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7xoqh/there_have_likely_been_many_people_who_have_gone/ (RBaine99)
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The only organ that can't be transplanted is the brain

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7xo3u/the_only_organ_that_cant_be_transplanted_is_the/ (StealthyBeeping)
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With people out fighting multi-gererational issues Billy Joel's "We didn't start the fire" is strangely relevant again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7xo3f/with_people_out_fighting_multigererational_issues/ (A_Cat_Named_Frank)
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If someone says 'He's got a gun' you would automatically assume it's a pistol

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7xnl5/if_someone_says_hes_got_a_gun_you_would/ (Shrek_inthe_mirror)
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The Wildcats were shocked to find out Troy could sing, but did an entire musical number with him.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7xn0u/the_wildcats_were_shocked_to_find_out_troy_could/ (CRL10)
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Whales are mammals so technically we could milk them and make whale cheese.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7xmvn/whales_are_mammals_so_technically_we_could_milk/ (RippleTitsDestroyer)
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Once you get the hang of it, driving a real car is easier than driving a car in GTA

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7xkog/once_you_get_the_hang_of_it_driving_a_real_car_is/ (733094)
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All you need is 20 seconds of insane courage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7xk1n/all_you_need_is_20_seconds_of_insane_courage/ (unapposeddragon)
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If you keep drinking 5 hour energy you could live forever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7xj6t/if_you_keep_drinking_5_hour_energy_you_could_live/ (CheesyCheese16)
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Hentai is the porn if hentai.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7xiid/hentai_is_the_porn_if_hentai/ ([deleted])
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The more accurate your filing system on your computer is, the longer it takes to get to your file.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7xfvr/the_more_accurate_your_filing_system_on_your/ (Jarvis_The_Hutt)
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Dairy is one of the most common food products and yet most people have some kind of negative reaction to it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7xdse/dairy_is_one_of_the_most_common_food_products_and/ (Jords4803)
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your future self is spying on you through memories

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7xdbq/your_future_self_is_spying_on_you_through_memories/ (CheesyCheese16)
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Blind dates are the only kind of dates blind people can go on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7xd6s/blind_dates_are_the_only_kind_of_dates_blind/ (Cottonturtle)
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It’s harder to get Cuban cigars than cocaine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7xceo/its_harder_to_get_cuban_cigars_than_cocaine/ (MayanReam)
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If don’t pronounce the “P” in Pterodactyl, we shouldn't pronounce it in Helicopter either

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7xca6/if_dont_pronounce_the_p_in_pterodactyl_we/ (Rick0r)
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There is an alternate earth where the spork was invented first, and eventually someone came up with the idea to split it into a fork and spoon. He/she was seen as a genius.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7xbya/there_is_an_alternate_earth_where_the_spork_was/ (eNeMe55)
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You don’t jump in real life nearly as much as you do in video games

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7xbdn/you_dont_jump_in_real_life_nearly_as_much_as_you/ ([deleted])
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Using a stick to stake up a growing plant is akin to strapping a corpse to one's body to treat scoliosis.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7xbaz/using_a_stick_to_stake_up_a_growing_plant_is_akin/ (JaeHoon_Cho)
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There’s a flickering bond formed between the drive thru employee who took your order and the grand window food handoff.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7xalg/theres_a_flickering_bond_formed_between_the_drive/ (Confused_Orangutan)
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Obese people are more likely to transform into ripped versions of themselves than the average person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7x8ms/obese_people_are_more_likely_to_transform_into/ (Jimmmmme)
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when a bee stings someone, they get an automatic death penalty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7x713/when_a_bee_stings_someone_they_get_an_automatic/ (rslashbadusername)
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Headphones that only work in one ear are more annoying than headphones that are entirely broken

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7x5el/headphones_that_only_work_in_one_ear_are_more/ (GorillaS0up)
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Playing dungeons and dragons with friends is hanging out with a friend someone who's personality you like then pretending to have other personalitys

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7x31h/playing_dungeons_and_dragons_with_friends_is/ (HonestlyRekt)
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Shadows are the opposite of reflections.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7x2ae/shadows_are_the_opposite_of_reflections/ (DrAwkward404)
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Over 50 years ago when we went to the moon, everyone said we’d have the easy to imagine flying cars in the year 2000, but no one said we’d have something like the Internet — which Sci Fi and HGTTG envisioned — because popular science wasn’t popular enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7x1pg/over_50_years_ago_when_we_went_to_the_moon/ (salvorhardin_BE)
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If a woman has a baby with SO’s identical twin, SO would still turn out positive on a paternity test because they have the same genes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7x0bk/if_a_woman_has_a_baby_with_sos_identical_twin_so/ (kingsbury3)
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Not one person ever liked, commented, and subscribed simply because the content creator told them to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7wxma/not_one_person_ever_liked_commented_and/ (SnoodleBooper)
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Beef jerky for us is the same as a meat stick for a dog.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7wwt4/beef_jerky_for_us_is_the_same_as_a_meat_stick_for/ (N8Gamer)
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We can all potentially be the one witness to a crime that no one else saw.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7wwig/we_can_all_potentially_be_the_one_witness_to_a/ (spen7)
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Serving shitty French fries is actually the industry standard

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7wwfu/serving_shitty_french_fries_is_actually_the/ (NeverEnoughMuppets)
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You are the “someone else” in someone else’s life story.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7wwdx/you_are_the_someone_else_in_someone_elses_life/ (shy_n)
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Dead Pool and Wolverine are uncircumcised because if they were their skin would regenerate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7wuue/dead_pool_and_wolverine_are_uncircumcised_because/ (ThatMemingGem347)
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It would not be surprising in a Dalek court for the defence lawyer to yell “EXONERATE!”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7wp8c/it_would_not_be_surprising_in_a_dalek_court_for/ ([deleted])
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Cadbury is Willy Wonka candy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7wov7/cadbury_is_willy_wonka_candy/ (i_dont_wanna24)
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Ogres eat the bones of the innocent even though that’s ridiculous

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7wndp/ogres_eat_the_bones_of_the_innocent_even_though/ (Squeakypuff)
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Tupac is probably making more money than you and he is dead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7wl7z/tupac_is_probably_making_more_money_than_you_and/ (UnknownTornado)
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With every girl you kiss your indirectly kissing anyone that girl has kissed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7wkr8/with_every_girl_you_kiss_your_indirectly_kissing/ (dalngest14erg)
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The fact that sheep in animal crossing nickname you “lamb chop” is honestly disturbing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7wkom/the_fact_that_sheep_in_animal_crossing_nickname/ (CheekClapper3000)
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Ugly people(like me) probably like having to wear a mask.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7wjz9/ugly_peoplelike_me_probably_like_having_to_wear_a/ (SomeFatNerdInSeattle)
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A gut feeling is only a gut feeling if it leads to something; otherwise it's just anxiety.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7wjpc/a_gut_feeling_is_only_a_gut_feeling_if_it_leads/ (icaruswalks_)
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It takes speed cubers longer to scramble the cube than it does to solve it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7wjjo/it_takes_speed_cubers_longer_to_scramble_the_cube/ (taleofacurlyfry)
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Everything in the universe is either pizza or not pizza

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7wj3m/everything_in_the_universe_is_either_pizza_or_not/ (dalngest14erg)
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Most of the characters in sci-fi movies are in theory younger than you, no matter their age in the film.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7whf9/most_of_the_characters_in_scifi_movies_are_in/ (YeetTime409)
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Jeff Bezos still hasn't accomplished one thing: getting on Joe Rogans show

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7wgt9/jeff_bezos_still_hasnt_accomplished_one_thing/ (PlacentaOnOnionGravy)
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Looking at your own cells under a microscope then taking a picture is technically a selfie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7wfz3/looking_at_your_own_cells_under_a_microscope_then/ (Waterburst789)
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Lunchables are child-sized, terrible charcuterie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7wf1u/lunchables_are_childsized_terrible_charcuterie/ (apoostasia)
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If you take the average font size, ink weight, and paper thickness, you can measure the approximate amount of information in a book by its weight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7web1/if_you_take_the_average_font_size_ink_weight_and/ (ambes20)
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If our brains keep evolving to be larger there could be a point where our bodies can't sustain itself without machines helping it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7wdqf/if_our_brains_keep_evolving_to_be_larger_there/ (ThatMemingGem347)
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Buying rocks at a rock bottom price is a good deal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7wcys/buying_rocks_at_a_rock_bottom_price_is_a_good_deal/ (Gary_October)
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A particular savior was also a victim of police brutality.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7waxj/a_particular_savior_was_also_a_victim_of_police/ (Nav_the_gamer)
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So apparently almost every country's annual GDP growth is a measurement of how much they digged up the natural resources and destroyed the planet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7waak/so_apparently_almost_every_countrys_annual_gdp/ (thesankreturns)
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Common sens is really not that common

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7w7jk/common_sens_is_really_not_that_common/ (milan_fri)
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We went from waking up at 6 am to going to bed at 6 am

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7w7ez/we_went_from_waking_up_at_6_am_to_going_to_bed_at/ ([deleted])
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humans are liquids we’re mostly liquid so in reality we’re all just bags of blood and water carried by skin and bone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7w759/humans_are_liquids_were_mostly_liquid_so_in/ (Joel_Sahmaunt)
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Radio Advertisements may suck, but at least they remind us when Mother’s Day or Father’s Day is coming soon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7w71i/radio_advertisements_may_suck_but_at_least_they/ (RomanCatholicCrusade)
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Oryginal Cars movie and the first Thor movie have the same plot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7w628/oryginal_cars_movie_and_the_first_thor_movie_have/ (random_retard69)
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We live in an age that has not everyone checking their email nor everyone checking their mail

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7w5kw/we_live_in_an_age_that_has_not_everyone_checking/ (ThatThug1911)
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Every cheap romance novel has a main guy named killian, Damien or Xavier..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7w52k/every_cheap_romance_novel_has_a_main_guy_named/ (Tubbylumpkins94)
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‪I like to think less of keyboards being electric pianos and more of pianos being acoustic keyboards.‬

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7w2wa/i_like_to_think_less_of_keyboards_being_electric/ ([deleted])
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Kinda weird water is heavy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7w2kp/kinda_weird_water_is_heavy/ (yohananloukas116)
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It seems that while fewer and fewer people subscribe to objectively real morals, more and more people think it's wrong to eat meat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7w0v8/it_seems_that_while_fewer_and_fewer_people/ (poorfolkbows)
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People would take sunburn a lot more seriously if they realise it’s nuclear radiation burns.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7vy55/people_would_take_sunburn_a_lot_more_seriously_if/ (Jenko_85)
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A good general rule of thumb: if you sense someone is asking you to feel sorry for them by the way they are talking or acting, dont.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7vxmd/a_good_general_rule_of_thumb_if_you_sense_someone/ ([deleted])
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Your breath smells like the inside of your lungs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7vv7q/your_breath_smells_like_the_inside_of_your_lungs/ (Forbidden_Froot)
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Dog meat is so tasty and delicious that if it wasn't for the “psychological thought of eating dog”, everyone would probably love it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7vv3d/dog_meat_is_so_tasty_and_delicious_that_if_it/ ([deleted])
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The right crowd can make any comedian look good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7vs78/the_right_crowd_can_make_any_comedian_look_good/ (MansNotHot772)
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No one can block the worlds tallest person while playing basketball

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7vs42/no_one_can_block_the_worlds_tallest_person_while/ ([deleted])
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“Help your Uncle Jack off the horse.” and “Help your uncle jack off the horse.” are two very different sentences

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7vrvd/help_your_uncle_jack_off_the_horse_and_help_your/ ([deleted])
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We humans apparently learned our mistakes from a century ago and instead decided to start the 20s with a depression.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7vrie/we_humans_apparently_learned_our_mistakes_from_a/ (Magathisll)
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It's more suspicious to drive the speed limit, than over the speed limit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7vqwe/its_more_suspicious_to_drive_the_speed_limit_than/ (mmaynee)
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Nothing brings your self-esteem down faster than a kid telling you you’re ugly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7vpc2/nothing_brings_your_selfesteem_down_faster_than_a/ (redmambo_no6)
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Trolls is a movie version of a anti drugs conmercial

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7voag/trolls_is_a_movie_version_of_a_anti_drugs/ (Asweomeboi)
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Spicy food are the only food that burns going in and burns going out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7vn4u/spicy_food_are_the_only_food_that_burns_going_in/ (kzrovi)
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Dogs are usually attracted to the quiet guy at the party because they can sense anxiety

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7vmny/dogs_are_usually_attracted_to_the_quiet_guy_at/ (Cheeseburger-Sex)
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You never see an ant hill being built, you just walk outside one day and see one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7vhpe/you_never_see_an_ant_hill_being_built_you_just/ (Warlord7904)
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If you die a virgin you have the possiblity to end your entire family tree

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7vgqk/if_you_die_a_virgin_you_have_the_possiblity_to/ (ThatMemingGem347)
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We named the Orange fruit before the actual color itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7vf7q/we_named_the_orange_fruit_before_the_actual_color/ (Trevor-On-Reddit)
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If you watch the invisible man back wards it's about a lady going back to bed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7veuq/if_you_watch_the_invisible_man_back_wards_its/ (1maleboyman)
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Not knowing how to drive is a great excuse for getting chauffeured around by your friends

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7vd45/not_knowing_how_to_drive_is_a_great_excuse_for/ (rt_99)
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Minimum IQ for wearing a face mask in public.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7vcvx/minimum_iq_for_wearing_a_face_mask_in_public/ (ditherswitch)
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A fly's life is so short that everything that happens to it is probably a once in a lifetime event

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7vbz1/a_flys_life_is_so_short_that_everything_that/ (Malik112099)
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Fruits are genitals of plants and trees

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7vazx/fruits_are_genitals_of_plants_and_trees/ (tracego)
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Maybe the reason we havent found dragon bones is because their bones were too light and brittle to be preserved and instead have broken down completely in the ground..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7v9sm/maybe_the_reason_we_havent_found_dragon_bones_is/ (S3Dzyy)
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Another definition for insanity is not realising the futility of trying to explain the definition of insanity to people who just keep doing the same thing over and over, in the hope of trying to get them to change.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7v5yq/another_definition_for_insanity_is_not_realising/ (darkdayzzz)
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We went from "it only happens in books" to "it only happens in movies"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7v5y2/we_went_from_it_only_happens_in_books_to_it_only/ ([deleted])
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We make food cold to keep it good, but heat it up so it is good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7v3rc/we_make_food_cold_to_keep_it_good_but_heat_it_up/ (The_Speed_Cuber)
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We would probably be way less scared of earthqhakes if we would start calling them "earth-jiggle-wiggles"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7v3jr/we_would_probably_be_way_less_scared_of/ (AnneWithAnEAndAK)
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Bread and mayonnaise are both anachronistic examples of molecular gastronomy that we take for granted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7v1km/bread_and_mayonnaise_are_both_anachronistic/ (Flaming_Dutchman)
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In several years we will be watching childhood movies where entire cast is not alive anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7v14b/in_several_years_we_will_be_watching_childhood/ (akaimeyo)
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Solar power plants are a waste of space since you could put some storage or factory below it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7v04i/solar_power_plants_are_a_waste_of_space_since_you/ ([deleted])
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Due to their visual processing speed, slight of hand magic is probably pretty boring to flies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7uygf/due_to_their_visual_processing_speed_slight_of/ (LifeBuilder)
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Blind people can’t read sign language but deaf people can read Braille.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7uy1x/blind_people_cant_read_sign_language_but_deaf/ (kilbokam)
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The creation of the internet has created the greatest disconnect ever seen between the young and old generations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7uwzg/the_creation_of_the_internet_has_created_the/ ([deleted])
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We pass through many Internet profiles and comments without even bothering to ask if those people are still alive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7uwng/we_pass_through_many_internet_profiles_and/ (Raqueeeel)
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Many polarized topics are only so because of the language used, and different word choice in discourse might well reveal a greater meeting of minds than previously imagined.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7uwh4/many_polarized_topics_are_only_so_because_of_the/ (HeartExalted)
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The O, X, triangle, and square buttons on a PlayStation controller have 1, 2, 3, and 4 lines.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7uw6t/the_o_x_triangle_and_square_buttons_on_a/ (TurtleKing0505)
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There are people that exist that think driving a Lamborghini is mundane

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7uv3k/there_are_people_that_exist_that_think_driving_a/ (LaBisquit)
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Someone in the world has the [superlative] with respect to the [thing nobody keeps track of]

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7utk4/someone_in_the_world_has_the_superlative_with/ (herosshadow)
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Chatting up a non-chatty person will probably make the non-chatty person chat even less.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7usnx/chatting_up_a_nonchatty_person_will_probably_make/ (OccludedFug)
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Oh the times, they are a changin’

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ursq/oh_the_times_they_are_a_changin/ (Deathbysnusnubooboo)
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Technically, death is no more than molecular reshuffling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7urr4/technically_death_is_no_more_than_molecular/ (ObjectiveMall)
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Most cats are disinterested in our food, it must be like watching cows eating grass for us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7uqgy/most_cats_are_disinterested_in_our_food_it_must/ (MoistyMcTasty)
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Your mum finding 2 dirty socks is better than 1

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7uphi/your_mum_finding_2_dirty_socks_is_better_than_1/ (why_you_a_nan)
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A pizza’s shape is round. It’s delivered in a box. And you cut it into triangles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7upcd/a_pizzas_shape_is_round_its_delivered_in_a_box/ (TheRedHood20000)
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Chocolate and vanilla are both derived from beans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7uowx/chocolate_and_vanilla_are_both_derived_from_beans/ (electricwagon)
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Social media didn't bring everyone closer. It just made everyone louder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7uo9s/social_media_didnt_bring_everyone_closer_it_just/ (ohanse)
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Alcohol and alcohols are both plural

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7umgs/alcohol_and_alcohols_are_both_plural/ (Recuring_joke)
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Vegans are the grass fed option for cannibals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7umag/vegans_are_the_grass_fed_option_for_cannibals/ (mijolnirmkiv)
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On the Internet you are a straight male unless you specify something else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7um8s/on_the_internet_you_are_a_straight_male_unless/ (star_o_mega)
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We’re technically out parents OCs...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7um5l/were_technically_out_parents_ocs/ (Doodle-On-YT)
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Most people spend their entire lives without ever knowing what their asshole looks like

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ukkr/most_people_spend_their_entire_lives_without_ever/ (sealteam007)
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“Medusa” would make a great trademark for erection pills.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7uk2m/medusa_would_make_a_great_trademark_for_erection/ (travel482)
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We can't describe what water tastes like, yet we know when something tastes watery

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ui47/we_cant_describe_what_water_tastes_like_yet_we/ (Riatla_)
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Phrases like ‘cold hard cash’ and ‘crisp dollar bill’ imply the existence of a warm, soft dollar.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7uhwq/phrases_like_cold_hard_cash_and_crisp_dollar_bill/ (Atomic12192)
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Each of our favorite tv shows probably have hours and hours of unreleased footage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7uhu7/each_of_our_favorite_tv_shows_probably_have_hours/ ([deleted])
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Basketball shorts are the hardest clothes to outgrow

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7uh3o/basketball_shorts_are_the_hardest_clothes_to/ (Thirdstheword)
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Labeling something as forbidden actually draws people towards it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ugsj/labeling_something_as_forbidden_actually_draws/ (Kingshamu7)
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Basketball shorts are the hardest clothes to outgrow

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ugp6/basketball_shorts_are_the_hardest_clothes_to/ (Thirdstheword)
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Technically we could hold our breath for the rest of our lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ug9d/technically_we_could_hold_our_breath_for_the_rest/ ([deleted])
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"Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of "Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ufqn/go_to_bed_youll_feel_better_in_the_morning_is_the/ (TheRedHood20000)
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Bacteria in your gut literally eat the shit out of you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7udvm/bacteria_in_your_gut_literally_eat_the_shit_out/ (Raging_Puberty)
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Every person in your family (father/mother and siblings) has been inside your mom’s vagina at some point in their lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7udqg/every_person_in_your_family_fathermother_and/ (SerialKiller45609)
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New Zealand really does things backwards

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ucmw/new_zealand_really_does_things_backwards/ (WHSKYJCK)
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All computers are heaters that do maths really fast

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ub9n/all_computers_are_heaters_that_do_maths_really/ (buhala)
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Mace Windu was a jerk all throughout the prequels. That's probably why he had a purple lightsaber. Mixture of blue (jedi) and red (sith).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ual0/mace_windu_was_a_jerk_all_throughout_the_prequels/ (Chateau512)
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Painting a rock gold will technically make it a gold ore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7u90g/painting_a_rock_gold_will_technically_make_it_a/ (Kangheh4533)
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The fact that there’s a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven demonstrates expected traffic numbers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7u879/the_fact_that_theres_a_highway_to_hell_and_a/ (BlueEyedBoggleFish)
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There is a massive yet very small difference between shade and a shadow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7u77q/there_is_a_massive_yet_very_small_difference/ (slampig3)
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There is a huge different between being thicc and being overweight. One does not make the other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7u6d6/there_is_a_huge_different_between_being_thicc_and/ ([deleted])
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Fireflies are the opposite of water falls

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7u654/fireflies_are_the_opposite_of_water_falls/ (Rom_ahhh)
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Adding “mancer” to your job title is a great way to spice it up and feel like a wizard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7u40q/adding_mancer_to_your_job_title_is_a_great_way_to/ (Profanegaming)
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If you hadn't learned it in school, you wouldn't know where your intestines are, but your brain knows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7u3g8/if_you_hadnt_learned_it_in_school_you_wouldnt/ (Diddlysquat0)
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A centaur with wings has eight limbs, making it a type of spider.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7u2on/a_centaur_with_wings_has_eight_limbs_making_it_a/ (ToyVaren)
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When onions make you cry while you’re cutting them, it’s like one last “fuck you” before they die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7u2i5/when_onions_make_you_cry_while_youre_cutting_them/ (Unitmonster555)
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Birthdays are fatal once had in large quantities

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7u22p/birthdays_are_fatal_once_had_in_large_quantities/ ([deleted])
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Children are the ultimate public displays of affection.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7u220/children_are_the_ultimate_public_displays_of/ (IWantYourPointOfView)
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If joe is equal to Moe, than in theory, joe Joey Joseph Jojo and Joann equals Moe, Moey Moseph Momo and Moanne.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7tzpt/if_joe_is_equal_to_moe_than_in_theory_joe_joey/ (MooperJuice)
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It's good for business if customers die while visiting a haunted house or attraction. Yet if a customer were to die at any other kind of business, it could ruin them over night.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7tzks/its_good_for_business_if_customers_die_while/ ([deleted])
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The one thing that determines if a joke is funny or not is if people laugh at it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7txq0/the_one_thing_that_determines_if_a_joke_is_funny/ (MooperJuice)
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'Nick' is a Nickname for 'Nickname'.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7txkv/nick_is_a_nickname_for_nickname/ (Romthirty)
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If Deepfake tech becomes good enough, you'll be able to watch a porno starring someone you know (crush, ex, coworker etc).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7twpq/if_deepfake_tech_becomes_good_enough_youll_be/ (nullstoned)
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Your lips don't touch each other when you count until 1 million.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7tuvx/your_lips_dont_touch_each_other_when_you_count/ (Lynchwzmw)
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No one uses the fucking cent sign (¢)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7tsm5/no_one_uses_the_fucking_cent_sign/ (GucciSquidward)
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It will be harder for movies/tv shows to fake talking with someone on the phone the more popular video calling becomes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7tro1/it_will_be_harder_for_moviestv_shows_to_fake/ (verytoddclarence)
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Kissing leads to marriage, marriage leads to sex, sex leads to kids, kids lead to bills. Kissing is the root of all our problems.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7tr50/kissing_leads_to_marriage_marriage_leads_to_sex/ (PhotoClock)
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The A-hole and B-hole are the same hole.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7tpr0/the_ahole_and_bhole_are_the_same_hole/ (thunderplunderer)
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Hand sanitisers are modern day holy water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7tpfx/hand_sanitisers_are_modern_day_holy_water/ ([deleted])
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If you PM a person with dissociative personality disorder it’s technically a group chat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7tovm/if_you_pm_a_person_with_dissociative_personality/ (Kuzuri52)
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A broken knife is still a knife

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7tl4y/a_broken_knife_is_still_a_knife/ (dyury1237)
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Trouble only usually starts when others perceive wrongdoing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7tj27/trouble_only_usually_starts_when_others_perceive/ ([deleted])
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If you think you're a sore loser and never won anything. Just remember you won to the race to get to the egg cells

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7thxw/if_you_think_youre_a_sore_loser_and_never_won/ (RyeOat)
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The difference between a choke hold and necrophilia is a couple of minutes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7thrr/the_difference_between_a_choke_hold_and/ (not_hacking12)
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Someone was once the greatest human who ever lived

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7tgrx/someone_was_once_the_greatest_human_who_ever_lived/ (gcnHNYqvzB637fYQvQDt)
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No matter how the post is written, the bot will tag it as having been posted before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7tgpz/no_matter_how_the_post_is_written_the_bot_will/ (Digital_loop)
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Life as we know it would change completely if squirrels were carnivorous

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7tgbr/life_as_we_know_it_would_change_completely_if/ (FqlconShock)
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The moonlanding actually was 100% staged. Like we didn't just accidentally land on the moon, there was some planning to it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7tg1k/the_moonlanding_actually_was_100_staged_like_we/ ([deleted])
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The true nature of people is revealed on a 2 lanes road merging to 1 lane road due to construction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7tfgb/the_true_nature_of_people_is_revealed_on_a_2/ (calicemaxi)
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The moonlanding was 100% staged, like what would you expect. To accidentally land on the moon...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7temw/the_moonlanding_was_100_staged_like_what_would/ ([deleted])
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If cars/trucks/motorcycles are automobiles, then bicycles are manual-mobiles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7tdh9/if_carstrucksmotorcycles_are_automobiles_then/ (Fighterchef)
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Narcissism is bad, but self love is good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7td05/narcissism_is_bad_but_self_love_is_good/ (allthekos)
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All those monuments thrown in the sea will be great for archaeologists in the future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7tcr4/all_those_monuments_thrown_in_the_sea_will_be/ (Cassosbim)
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Being a Public Relations, or PR Agent for a celebrity must have been much less stressful in the times before their clients could irreversibly ruin their careers from their own phones in bed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7tbxq/being_a_public_relations_or_pr_agent_for_a/ (GParkerG93)
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All thoughts have to be stored in a physical location.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7tbrb/all_thoughts_have_to_be_stored_in_a_physical/ (-redditSufer)
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Riggs’ teenaged daughter in Lethal Weapon was going out with an ex special forces guy about twice her age and he never thought it was strange

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7tblt/riggs_teenaged_daughter_in_lethal_weapon_was/ (Mr_Westerfield)
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Really want a kojima movie and a Tarantino game

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7tao0/really_want_a_kojima_movie_and_a_tarantino_game/ (MR_A_2_tHE_Z)
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You could pick a person up and use them as a giant paint brush

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7t9q4/you_could_pick_a_person_up_and_use_them_as_a/ (StupidTrashCat)
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Being rich is kinda like always being on a full stomach. You don’t ever have to feel hungry, but you also don’t fully appreciate the joy that a simple meal can bring.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7t8us/being_rich_is_kinda_like_always_being_on_a_full/ (rumcake_)
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Maybe Google is so innovative because it just takes all the good startup ideas that people search in google to see if they exist already.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7t8ty/maybe_google_is_so_innovative_because_it_just/ (Haliburtee)
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At a certain age Ice cream trucks are no longer a magical experience and for the adult become really creepy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7t8r0/at_a_certain_age_ice_cream_trucks_are_no_longer_a/ (Seedpound)
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You know that you really know someone when you can tell who they are, by how they walk up stairs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7t8ag/you_know_that_you_really_know_someone_when_you/ (taylorg855)
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All the animals must be really confused about why we need objects under our heads to be able to sleep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7t7m7/all_the_animals_must_be_really_confused_about_why/ (morningmotherlover)
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In the future, candidates will probably have to win over websites like they win over states

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7t6qp/in_the_future_candidates_will_probably_have_to/ (Commrade-potato)
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Bored people are floating around on a round space rock, in infinity, around a gigantic gas ball, completely weird shit going on at quantum level, and they are still bored.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7t6cv/bored_people_are_floating_around_on_a_round_space/ (Lum1nar)
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Screened in porches are outside for people who don't like going outside, and inside for people who don't like going inside.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7t61v/screened_in_porches_are_outside_for_people_who/ (GrizzledTheGrizzly)
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Seagulls are white eagles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7t5fc/seagulls_are_white_eagles/ (yourboybernas)
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When you eat hot food, your nose becomes a chimney

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7t590/when_you_eat_hot_food_your_nose_becomes_a_chimney/ (raelaj)
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Well done steak is an oxymoron.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7t588/well_done_steak_is_an_oxymoron/ (ContainsTracesOfLies)
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If you head in any direction long enough you'll get to the ocean

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7t4wk/if_you_head_in_any_direction_long_enough_youll/ (oscarmyersmayo)
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A good healthy meal is one of the most basic requirements yet, extremely difficult to arrange for in the 21st century.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7t4rg/a_good_healthy_meal_is_one_of_the_most_basic/ (pranavnandedkar)
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Your house probably inflicted more pain on you then any other person/animal has

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7t410/your_house_probably_inflicted_more_pain_on_you/ (Mr-money-46)
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We’re constantly in a different location in the universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7t3cy/were_constantly_in_a_different_location_in_the/ (Lum1nar)
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Staying up until morning is when your both too late and too early to fall asleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7t2ow/staying_up_until_morning_is_when_your_both_too/ (Medical_Shotgun)
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Because of the growing prevalence of LED lightbulbs, our grandkids will probably never have to think about a lightbulb burning out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7t2me/because_of_the_growing_prevalence_of_led/ (Michael424242)
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Sit ups were probably invented by a guy rocking himself to sleep every night who suddenly got abs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7t2lw/sit_ups_were_probably_invented_by_a_guy_rocking/ (jdmontez)
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When you're married, it's perfectly normal to have sex with 1 of your family members. Having sex with 2+ of your family members is taboo.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7t2db/when_youre_married_its_perfectly_normal_to_have/ (as344009)
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Historical suppression of homosexuality actually propagated it by causing gays to sire children. The Streisand effect applies to gayness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7t2cg/historical_suppression_of_homosexuality_actually/ (SigmundFreud)
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Success is failure turned inside out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7t20x/success_is_failure_turned_inside_out/ (Ganessa)
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You can't really fire a bomb defuser if he didn't do his job right...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7t0zs/you_cant_really_fire_a_bomb_defuser_if_he_didnt/ (SharkAttack9000)
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Most plumbers have shitty jobs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7t08i/most_plumbers_have_shitty_jobs/ (formic-acid)
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If English isn’t a person’s first language, it’s probably very confusing when people talk about a litter of cats versus cat litter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7szvz/if_english_isnt_a_persons_first_language_its/ (AnUninterestingEvent)
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If you have poor fellatio skills, you suck.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7sz9z/if_you_have_poor_fellatio_skills_you_suck/ (Fingerbob73)
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As civilizations become cleaner, nature has become more polluted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7swc5/as_civilizations_become_cleaner_nature_has_become/ (elephantales)
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Air probably has a very distinct smell to it and we’ve all just gotten used to it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7svit/air_probably_has_a_very_distinct_smell_to_it_and/ (Fiffer26)
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It took billions of years for the universe to evolve and and probably trillions of interactions to go through every single cause and effect that led up to your life. Think of how minuscule a difference could have prevented you from existing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7svhv/it_took_billions_of_years_for_the_universe_to/ (Xudda)
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The only phone numbers some people have memorized are the numbers they use for grocery store club cards.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7su3d/the_only_phone_numbers_some_people_have_memorized/ (raellybadspeler)
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We, as humans, are domesticated animals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7sts7/we_as_humans_are_domesticated_animals/ (lookbehindyou___)
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Including the thumbnail for a link in iMessage has ruined Rickrolling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7sthe/including_the_thumbnail_for_a_link_in_imessage/ (KingAsgoreJr)
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The most searched thing in Bing is Google

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7st0c/the_most_searched_thing_in_bing_is_google/ (Taddas24)
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Concrete/Cement is practically liquid rock

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ssmd/concretecement_is_practically_liquid_rock/ (Dakota71301)
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Professional wrestling is ballet for rednecks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7srzx/professional_wrestling_is_ballet_for_rednecks/ (citriclem0n)
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If we make everything equal, we can rip on each other mercilessly and nobody can cry afoul.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7srye/if_we_make_everything_equal_we_can_rip_on_each/ (Newwavejujutsu)
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If Vampires can't cross running water, then it'd be basically impossible for them to move around a modern house because of the plumbing system.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7srov/if_vampires_cant_cross_running_water_then_itd_be/ (Twoklawll)
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Having one shoe on and being unable to find the second is one of the most frustrating feelings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7sriz/having_one_shoe_on_and_being_unable_to_find_the/ (limebiscuit53)
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We’ve reached the point where we can’t tell if the 007 at the end of a username is a reference to James Bond or the user’s birth year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7sre8/weve_reached_the_point_where_we_cant_tell_if_the/ (AlameenAlajeely)
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You need count 1000 numbers before the letter “A” is in the number

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7sr8j/you_need_count_1000_numbers_before_the_letter_a/ (KingFlame1118)
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If everyone sorted by new, the posts would die in hot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7sqvy/if_everyone_sorted_by_new_the_posts_would_die_in/ (Emb3ror)
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In some scenarios the worse the camera quality is the more realistic it is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7sq4i/in_some_scenarios_the_worse_the_camera_quality_is/ (benjinon)
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Severus Snape is the Gordon Ramsay of teaching potions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7spi3/severus_snape_is_the_gordon_ramsay_of_teaching/ (Darkshadow1819)
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Tunic cubes are sold solved which defeats the purpose of having to solve it again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7sper/tunic_cubes_are_sold_solved_which_defeats_the/ (Reimond06)
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You’ve probably never asked someone what the terminal velocity of an elephant is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7spap/youve_probably_never_asked_someone_what_the/ (Jaxerfp)
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If you try hard enough, normal lice could be considered an STD.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7sp7x/if_you_try_hard_enough_normal_lice_could_be/ (coprebin32)
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Technically you never leave nature.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7sn99/technically_you_never_leave_nature/ (maximusprime1207)
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Worrying manifests everything you didn’t want to happen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7sn6p/worrying_manifests_everything_you_didnt_want_to/ (TruthSeekingEye)
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Staring at a mirror long enough will give you the feeling of not being in control of your own body

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7smwk/staring_at_a_mirror_long_enough_will_give_you_the/ (SeasonedChicken5)
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Hundreds to thousands of people spend years to make a movie that’s only two hours long and gets a 66% on rotten tomatoes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7smet/hundreds_to_thousands_of_people_spend_years_to/ (Balenciagagucci)
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Pregnant people are never alone. Lonely people, by definition, are less likely to get pregnant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7skbo/pregnant_people_are_never_alone_lonely_people_by/ (finchtbs47)
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Leaches are condoms you if your brave enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7sk43/leaches_are_condoms_you_if_your_brave_enough/ (kothree)
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Mozart didn't get nominated for an Oscar for the Amadeus soundtrack

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7sjot/mozart_didnt_get_nominated_for_an_oscar_for_the/ (bishslap)
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It takes more intelligence to recognize sarcasm than it does to use it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7sjf0/it_takes_more_intelligence_to_recognize_sarcasm/ (MarcusChapmanHere)
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The people who are intrested in learning are not inherently the most ingenious

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7sib9/the_people_who_are_intrested_in_learning_are_not/ (PM-me-sciencefacts)
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If the sun would explode, we will experience it 8 minutes later

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7shei/if_the_sun_would_explode_we_will_experience_it_8/ (tomsom999)
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The fire department crowd sources where they need to go

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7sgg1/the_fire_department_crowd_sources_where_they_need/ (Geck02004)
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every day someone makes the biggest poo for that day and dosent know about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7sgdu/every_day_someone_makes_the_biggest_poo_for_that/ (tyrentosaurus_flex)
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The difference between a choke fetish and necrophilia is only a couple of minutes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7sdkc/the_difference_between_a_choke_fetish_and/ (RavenclawWillem)
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Life from other planets with different ecosystems would likely be surprised by the concept of plants.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7scip/life_from_other_planets_with_different_ecosystems/ (BirdieTpt47)
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Finding a dinosaur bone in medieval times would have seemed like proof dragons existed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7sap7/finding_a_dinosaur_bone_in_medieval_times_would/ (darthva)
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The feeling of stepping on the wet floor with dry socks is the same as stepping on a dry floor with wet socks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7s9tk/the_feeling_of_stepping_on_the_wet_floor_with_dry/ (woosh-me-i-dare-u)
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A true masochist doesn't have any defense mechanisms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7s9rq/a_true_masochist_doesnt_have_any_defense/ ([deleted])
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The entire Taco Bell menu consists of the same ingredients rearranged into dozens of “different” items

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7s89m/the_entire_taco_bell_menu_consists_of_the_same/ (sonofthedevil666)
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Any part of your body is gross once it becomes detached from it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7s7up/any_part_of_your_body_is_gross_once_it_becomes/ ([deleted])
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When we mow the lawn, we are shaving the earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7s7oh/when_we_mow_the_lawn_we_are_shaving_the_earth/ (Roofy45)
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If Google filtered search results, such as "naked woman" or "naked boobs", and didn't show anything of the sort, it would save a lot of kids from a crippling porn addiction

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7s77t/if_google_filtered_search_results_such_as_naked/ ([deleted])
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The other planets in our Solar System are incredibly lucky to be widely known just due to the fact that they share the same sun as Earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7s59i/the_other_planets_in_our_solar_system_are/ (BirdieTpt47)
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As you grow older, each year seems to pass by faster.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7s3sg/as_you_grow_older_each_year_seems_to_pass_by/ (Azteco)
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Everybody knows how certain iconic superheroes’ origins started but most do not know how their stories end

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7s3i9/everybody_knows_how_certain_iconic_superheroes/ (Scsai)
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There should be Reverse Tentacle P*rn that should be called Octopussy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7s3ab/there_should_be_reverse_tentacle_prn_that_should/ (StupidTrashCat)
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It's crazy how we shifted from having to pay $15-$20 or a single cd to being able to get almost every song available for $9.99 a month.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7s22w/its_crazy_how_we_shifted_from_having_to_pay_1520/ ([deleted])
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Arrows were made because people were too far away to stab

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7s16w/arrows_were_made_because_people_were_too_far_away/ ([deleted])
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We are colorizing black and white photos from the past, but turning all modern photos into black and white.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7s0rr/we_are_colorizing_black_and_white_photos_from_the/ (icecreamdude97)
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If you go skydiving and your parachute breaks, you have the rest of your life to fix it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7rzp3/if_you_go_skydiving_and_your_parachute_breaks_you/ ([deleted])
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One of the most common sounds to hear in suburban neighborhoods is children screaming.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7rzhr/one_of_the_most_common_sounds_to_hear_in_suburban/ (ItsEonic89)
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Of we all agreed we could have pink be the stereotyped colour for boys

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ryye/of_we_all_agreed_we_could_have_pink_be_the/ (ITzJustPK)
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If texting is he digital form of talking, then social media is the digital form of show and tell

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ry9v/if_texting_is_he_digital_form_of_talking_then/ (SpezzoParis)
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There is nothing more disturbing than eating something smooth and hearing a crunch

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ry3s/there_is_nothing_more_disturbing_than_eating/ (Beckphillips)
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Only those who care about you can hear you when you are Quiet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7rxj6/only_those_who_care_about_you_can_hear_you_when/ (Dismal_Yak)
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Your customer service voice is baby talk for customers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7rwn9/your_customer_service_voice_is_baby_talk_for/ (Tony-1610)
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People tend to do things faster if they are in a hurry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7rvyl/people_tend_to_do_things_faster_if_they_are_in_a/ (eroze22)
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Cinderella's wicked stepmother seemed intelligent and was probably attractive on her youth, which would imply that her dimwitted unattractive daughters had a real dud for a biological father.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7rv9f/cinderellas_wicked_stepmother_seemed_intelligent/ (grynde7)
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All digital video games are downloadable content (dlc)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7rsmc/all_digital_video_games_are_downloadable_content/ (damindamindamindamin)
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Monsters probably exist, but we're just calling them animals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7rsai/monsters_probably_exist_but_were_just_calling/ (TheBigBullfrog)
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VFX are something that work best when they aren’t noticed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7rrw4/vfx_are_something_that_work_best_when_they_arent/ (WaterboardedApples)
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Telling something to watch real movies instead anime is the same comparison as to tell someone to play outside instead of play videogames.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7rrjb/telling_something_to_watch_real_movies_instead/ (EzBeau)
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Toll roads are the real life version of "pay to win".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7rp1d/toll_roads_are_the_real_life_version_of_pay_to_win/ (ashton_coocher)
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Monsters probably exist l, but we're just calling them animals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7rnxe/monsters_probably_exist_l_but_were_just_calling/ ([deleted])
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If bars rented out rooms for people to sober-up...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7rn2j/if_bars_rented_out_rooms_for_people_to_soberup/ (TruthIsALie94)
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When Beatles tribute bands swap members, they technically shouldn’t need to practice before performing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7rmvl/when_beatles_tribute_bands_swap_members_they/ (hanfanson)
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Packet hot chocolate is probably just a bit too weak for the person making it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7rmrx/packet_hot_chocolate_is_probably_just_a_bit_too/ (adamAtBeef)
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You can easily get first place in a multi stage competition by getting second place each round

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7rle7/you_can_easily_get_first_place_in_a_multi_stage/ (Rhkellz)
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At the highest elevation in the world, every living thing that ever died is below you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7rl9t/at_the_highest_elevation_in_the_world_every/ (just-a-redditor-guy)
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Your fork at a restaurant has been in thousands of strangers' mouths

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7rk95/your_fork_at_a_restaurant_has_been_in_thousands/ (phish_tacos)
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Since lizards don’t stop growing for their entire life, a secular lizard could be a modern dinosaur.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7rk3z/since_lizards_dont_stop_growing_for_their_entire/ (Booboodiduh)
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Everyone except you is a sim. You’re the only “real” person in your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7rik1/everyone_except_you_is_a_sim_youre_the_only_real/ (SpaceHallow)
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Air condition experts always work without air condition.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7rhfc/air_condition_experts_always_work_without_air/ (Aedan2)
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There’s someone out there who’s job, at one point in their life, was to taste test bean boozled jelly beans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7rh5i/theres_someone_out_there_whos_job_at_one_point_in/ (Ichorice_Malign)
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Nobody has ever made it out of life alive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7rgcz/nobody_has_ever_made_it_out_of_life_alive/ ([deleted])
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Classical music composers, back in their day, were pop music artists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7rfx8/classical_music_composers_back_in_their_day_were/ (sinabey)
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Nobody in recorded history has been able to report what being trampled to death by elephants feels like

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7rdye/nobody_in_recorded_history_has_been_able_to/ (allthefiends)
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There are no right turns in NASCAR races

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7rav3/there_are_no_right_turns_in_nascar_races/ (Vuranion)
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One of the greatest lies is that clothes had to be folded a certain way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7rahn/one_of_the_greatest_lies_is_that_clothes_had_to/ (lawziet)
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Disgust and fear are natural ways of your brain telling you not to do something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7raa9/disgust_and_fear_are_natural_ways_of_your_brain/ (Plays4Days360)
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If sleep is so restful, then death must be like being at a spa for eternity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7r9y8/if_sleep_is_so_restful_then_death_must_be_like/ (allthefiends)
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Monsters problobly exist, but we're just labeling them as animals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7r9co/monsters_problobly_exist_but_were_just_labeling/ ([deleted])
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The brain is the only organ that is aware of its own existence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7r90f/the_brain_is_the_only_organ_that_is_aware_of_its/ (autistic_cat_69)
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Southern guys. Portrayed in movies and books they are these gentlemen that are very handy. Tv and internet gun tiring camo wearing rednecks. No middle ground

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7r7uq/southern_guys_portrayed_in_movies_and_books_they/ (ForeignReviews)
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Giving military arsenals to the police became the embodiment of “when you’re holding a hammer, everything looks like a nail.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7r7s9/giving_military_arsenals_to_the_police_became_the/ (doesntafraid)
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We spend our best years on studying and working and our worst ones (physicly) on enjoying our lifes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7r70l/we_spend_our_best_years_on_studying_and_working/ (reddit9679)
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If they didn't announce a demon souls remake vaatividya would probably be out of a job

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7r63k/if_they_didnt_announce_a_demon_souls_remake/ (thef-ckyoucantgive)
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Dead toenail soup probably tastes better than it looks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7r4oq/dead_toenail_soup_probably_tastes_better_than_it/ (PicoDuarte)
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The Nature of Corruption of Purity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7r3qt/the_nature_of_corruption_of_purity/ (KektusRex)
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Weird Al has stayed relevant longer than most of the people he’s parodied.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7r1j0/weird_al_has_stayed_relevant_longer_than_most_of/ (immune-pawn)
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A journalist is writing the diary of the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7r0bv/a_journalist_is_writing_the_diary_of_the_world/ (reddit9679)
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Life would’ve been more fair if currency wasn’t real and every single person had to work and get what they needed to survive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7qwyk/life_wouldve_been_more_fair_if_currency_wasnt/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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The Right Wing starts war with other countries for boost their business: oil, defense etc. The left wing stars wars within our country (race wars) to boost their business: media, news outlets etc.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7qwnv/the_right_wing_starts_war_with_other_countries/ (AgricultureByDesign)
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People who work in customer service see more assholes than pornstars do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7qvta/people_who_work_in_customer_service_see_more/ (A_True_Nord)
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Cats are far smarter than they seem, because they can distinguish our faces and breathing holes than the test of our body, so they don't sit on it while we rest on our bed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7qujk/cats_are_far_smarter_than_they_seem_because_they/ (HelpMeILostMyAccount)
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If life is a sim people born rich are in creative mode

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7qu0x/if_life_is_a_sim_people_born_rich_are_in_creative/ (Drix_The_Gamer)
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TV episodes where a storm is coming are never fucking around.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7qtzt/tv_episodes_where_a_storm_is_coming_are_never/ (NeverEnoughMuppets)
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You know you're friends with someone when they ask if you want water while at their house, but they don't get it for you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7qt6h/you_know_youre_friends_with_someone_when_they_ask/ (ElBrando18)
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Garbage cans always come with some assembly required.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7qsws/garbage_cans_always_come_with_some_assembly/ (Achilles-squirrel)
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Water is the oldest substance we use daily!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7qqxk/water_is_the_oldest_substance_we_use_daily/ (beelzeebub077)
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Tall people were once short too

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7qqkp/tall_people_were_once_short_too/ ([deleted])
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Aestheticians who work on doing brazillians have seen more assholes without sexual intent than a regular person does.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7qq9x/aestheticians_who_work_on_doing_brazillians_have/ (Honeybooboo14)
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The brain is the only organ that named itself and knows it exists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7qpv4/the_brain_is_the_only_organ_that_named_itself_and/ (The-special-one69)
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Many horror-creatures have white eyes, meaning they shouldn’t be able to see, because of their lack of pupils.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7qpgy/many_horrorcreatures_have_white_eyes_meaning_they/ (GuessWhatChickenShit)
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At some point people might stop using bananas as phones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7qox6/at_some_point_people_might_stop_using_bananas_as/ (ARandomRock)
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Vegetarians don’t eat meat due to how cruelly animals are treated but also wear cloths made from various animals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7qni3/vegetarians_dont_eat_meat_due_to_how_cruelly/ ([deleted])
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For everything we forget, it's a miracle we can still remember our favorite brands for hundreds of different products.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7qnen/for_everything_we_forget_its_a_miracle_we_can/ (McStompWaffle)
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If you wait long enough everyone’s an orphan

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7qll4/if_you_wait_long_enough_everyones_an_orphan/ (overly_unqualified)
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If characters in a sci-fi show purchased all their equipment from the same company that makes their gravity generators, they'd never have issues with their gear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7qlcb/if_characters_in_a_scifi_show_purchased_all_their/ (JectorDelan)
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There has never been a single unoriginal thought. Everything that has passed through your mind is unique because it has been dependent on your past experiences, your knowledge, and your brain chemistry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7qip3/there_has_never_been_a_single_unoriginal_thought/ (TheYoshmeister)
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Mobile phone numbers are human barcodes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7qi2e/mobile_phone_numbers_are_human_barcodes/ (IronGaben)
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conspiracy theorists are a part of a conspiracy theory using the conspiracy theorists to spread false conspiracy theories.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7qglm/conspiracy_theorists_are_a_part_of_a_conspiracy/ (colreaper)
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Soon enough we will be able to “wear” filters in real life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7qffm/soon_enough_we_will_be_able_to_wear_filters_in/ (ChuchaGirl)
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Some people born in the 1800s knew people born in the 1700s, yet were alive to see The Beatles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7qdel/some_people_born_in_the_1800s_knew_people_born_in/ ([deleted])
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Waking up after making a big mistake in a dream feels like the real version of “Load from last save.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7qdc4/waking_up_after_making_a_big_mistake_in_a_dream/ (HaveSomeOatmeal)
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They have purposely let people feel guilty about getting addicted to their phones, so that they thinks its their fault and not a result of manipulation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7qbhj/they_have_purposely_let_people_feel_guilty_about/ (DONTLOOKITMEIMNAKED)
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When you buy trash bags, you're throwing your money in the garbage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7qa3t/when_you_buy_trash_bags_youre_throwing_your_money/ (Professor_Bookman)
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It’s easier to find a needle in a haystack than it is to find a haystack in a needle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7q95v/its_easier_to_find_a_needle_in_a_haystack_than_it/ (Joshuawesome822)
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When someone asks for your "honest opinion," the last thing that person wants to hear is your honest opinion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7q7b3/when_someone_asks_for_your_honest_opinion_the/ (Azzizzi)
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It's almost as though the people who designed the ice-cube dispensers on freezer doors were thinking that people want either one or seven ice cube(s)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7q6jq/its_almost_as_though_the_people_who_designed_the/ (LoreleiOpine)
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Between Baa Baa Black Sheep, the ABCs song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, Mozart might accidentally be one of the most popular children’s songwriters with only one tune.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7q4d8/between_baa_baa_black_sheep_the_abcs_song_and/ (duaneap)
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Natural selection might restart when we start inhabiting Mars. Chances are SpaceX & NASA aren’t sending any dummies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7q3m9/natural_selection_might_restart_when_we_start/ (Master_Jee)
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Fridge magnets companies were the first people to realise that a man can forget to complete a task but can never forget to eat, therefore they successfully managed to turn it into a profitable business.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7q3c4/fridge_magnets_companies_were_the_first_people_to/ (NihilisticBloodbag)
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While the barber & hair salon businesses suffering due to a lack of business, the plumbers and drain cleaners must be loving it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7q306/while_the_barber_hair_salon_businesses_suffering/ (brownlawn)
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I've been playing Roller Coaster Tycoon for almost 5 times longer than the Confederacy existed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7q2tp/ive_been_playing_roller_coaster_tycoon_for_almost/ (PhilipLiptonSchrute)
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All dads are Motherfuckers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7q0ps/all_dads_are_motherfuckers/ (laugh234)
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If we call men “mail men”, then are mail women “femail”?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7pz5q/if_we_call_men_mail_men_then_are_mail_women_femail/ (bman_76)
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Buy one get one free, two for the price of one, and 50% off are all basically the same thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7py53/buy_one_get_one_free_two_for_the_price_of_one_and/ (organic_lettuce)
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Porn stars must be a real hit at their high school reunions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7pxlq/porn_stars_must_be_a_real_hit_at_their_high/ (DeviantDivega)
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We are all supporters of free speech until somebody says something we don't like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7px1i/we_are_all_supporters_of_free_speech_until/ ([deleted])
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Country and rap music are the only music with product placements

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7pwpa/country_and_rap_music_are_the_only_music_with/ ([deleted])
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Domesticated animals must be so confused when they see Parrots talking like humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7pv7x/domesticated_animals_must_be_so_confused_when/ (BjuiiBomb)
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For a company that's been around so long, Microsoft showed very little foresight when numbering Windows and Xbox

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7puvn/for_a_company_thats_been_around_so_long_microsoft/ (ARealFool)
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‌‌If s‌‌ize r‌‌eally m‌‌attered t‌‌he e‌‌lephant w‌‌ould b‌‌e t‌‌he k‌‌ing o‌‌f t‌‌he j‌‌ungle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7psaz/if_size_really_mattered_the_elephant_would_be_the/ ([deleted])
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Farting is disgusting with humans but we laugh when our dogs do it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7psah/farting_is_disgusting_with_humans_but_we_laugh/ (foxtrot1601)
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If you really want to fight back against police hit em where it hurts. If everyone who got a traffic ticket pleaded not guilty, they couldn’t possibly see all the cases through. Stop the revolving door.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ps20/if_you_really_want_to_fight_back_against_police/ (Shadowislost)
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The point of golf is to play less golf.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7prt3/the_point_of_golf_is_to_play_less_golf/ (StraightUpCope)
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Grass is earth hair.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7prnz/grass_is_earth_hair/ (haydenthenarwhal)
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Plastic surgery is extremely addictive. Nobody seems to be able to stop after one treatment. Eventually they all look the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7prlk/plastic_surgery_is_extremely_addictive_nobody/ (wazurobi)
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not wanting to acknowledge your feelings is not the same as not feeling them at all

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7pqzj/not_wanting_to_acknowledge_your_feelings_is_not/ (vashnera2311)
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If you’re being chased by a serial killer then you’re both running for your life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7pqwo/if_youre_being_chased_by_a_serial_killer_then/ (Trag1c_)
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20 years later, Freaks and Geeks still deserves a second season.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7pq46/20_years_later_freaks_and_geeks_still_deserves_a/ (DevonMG)
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Rioters could wear spiked collars to prevent cops from kneeling on their necks. Place a scarf underneath to help protect yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7pmg3/rioters_could_wear_spiked_collars_to_prevent_cops/ (Syphon88)
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Michael Criton wrote both Jurassic Park and Westworld. He must have something against theme parks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7plpo/michael_criton_wrote_both_jurassic_park_and/ (Hagisman)
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If humans have different blood types do mosquitoes see us as different flavours

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7plpj/if_humans_have_different_blood_types_do/ (CoronaNotCovid2020)
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The universe is literally a paradox, it isn’t possible that nobody made it but it also probably isn’t possible that somebody made it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7pl2n/the_universe_is_literally_a_paradox_it_isnt/ (Husseeno)
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If and/or when we colonize other planets in our solar system, there is bound to eventually be a refferendum on a place like Mars on which Mars will want to be independent from the solar system.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7pkub/if_andor_when_we_colonize_other_planets_in_our/ (ForeverGing3r)
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If you don't eat fast food you are either very wealthy or very poor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7pimp/if_you_dont_eat_fast_food_you_are_either_very/ (mivagyoken)
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Everyone with an internet connection is a journalist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7pihh/everyone_with_an_internet_connection_is_a/ (bornfromdust)
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Perhaps the ”forbidden fruit” was a type of psychedelic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7pi00/perhaps_the_forbidden_fruit_was_a_type_of/ (ransomedagger)
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200 years ago, all vehicles had autopilot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7pgko/200_years_ago_all_vehicles_had_autopilot/ (balumagier)
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You (a poor) can get rich by showing us (the poor) how they live and how THE¥ live.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7pg8j/you_a_poor_can_get_rich_by_showing_us_the_poor/ (TheActualExpert)
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R/productporn must have one hell of an Opposite Day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7pf1k/rproductporn_must_have_one_hell_of_an_opposite_day/ (tjflashtony)
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Someone without credentials believing in a true but unproven idea is considered schizophrenic/delusional until that concept becomes common knowledge

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7pbh8/someone_without_credentials_believing_in_a_true/ (gr8_big_geek)
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It turns out... The man in black actually did know that in the future we would all be wearing masks... But they must not be as comfortable as his was

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7pb61/it_turns_out_the_man_in_black_actually_did_know/ (Pm-me-ur-happysauce)
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Commenting is more satisfy than posting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7pa94/commenting_is_more_satisfy_than_posting/ (PhotoClock)
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If ancient writing was hand written, then it’s entirely possible that ancient handwriting never actually looked like that, because the person who wrote it could have had horrible handwriting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7p9t9/if_ancient_writing_was_hand_written_then_its/ (Rice-Doggo)
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Even though we have evolved to sleep, most of us are really bad at it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7p9t6/even_though_we_have_evolved_to_sleep_most_of_us/ (SpAcer34)
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Elevator and loading screen music are the same thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7p9sw/elevator_and_loading_screen_music_are_the_same/ (Spikerman101)
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We are still living in one of the most peaceful times in human history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7p8re/we_are_still_living_in_one_of_the_most_peaceful/ (Azteco)
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Voice Actors get to see all movies and TV shows first and get paid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7p8no/voice_actors_get_to_see_all_movies_and_tv_shows/ (very_polyglot)
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We were more happy when we didn't know about sex and orgasm. We didn't need validation that if we are sexually attractive back then.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7p7xw/we_were_more_happy_when_we_didnt_know_about_sex/ (TheEloquentColt)
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Everyone has been the youngest person in the world at some point.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7p7n4/everyone_has_been_the_youngest_person_in_the/ (Bloo_CS)
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Saying, “have a nice day” sounds completely normal but saying “enjoy the next 24 hours“ sounds vaguely threatening.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7p6i5/saying_have_a_nice_day_sounds_completely_normal/ (31moreyears)
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horror movie characters are a lot sexier/more attractive than most romance movie characters

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7p5d3/horror_movie_characters_are_a_lot_sexiermore/ (blue4029)
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R is a small D that compensated with a lift kit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7p57g/r_is_a_small_d_that_compensated_with_a_lift_kit/ (geoffbowman)
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A lot of animal lovers soon forget that they're feeding another animal to their beloved animal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7p4u1/a_lot_of_animal_lovers_soon_forget_that_theyre/ (Seedpound)
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Pistachio nuts are vegetarian oysters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7p4aa/pistachio_nuts_are_vegetarian_oysters/ (HoodsInSuits)
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All dad are motherfuckers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7p3w9/all_dad_are_motherfuckers/ ([deleted])
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Even if it was for an instantaneous moment, we’ve all held the world record for being the youngest person in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7p3a0/even_if_it_was_for_an_instantaneous_moment_weve/ (grove4lyf)
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All thoughts are both original and unoriginal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7p2x7/all_thoughts_are_both_original_and_unoriginal/ (Word_Fighter)
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You are probably breathing louder than you think you are, because you are so used to the sound.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7p2k5/you_are_probably_breathing_louder_than_you_think/ (dontlikemath)
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If you bust a nut in the international space station would you create a force in the opposite direction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7p1pv/if_you_bust_a_nut_in_the_international_space/ (Qweggy26)
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You can hold your breath for the rest of your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7oz6j/you_can_hold_your_breath_for_the_rest_of_your_life/ (Goldendov75)
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People who are deaf gotta be struggling super hard with everyone wearing a mask

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7oy6g/people_who_are_deaf_gotta_be_struggling_super/ (JakeSkellington)
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If you really wanted you could hold your breath for the rest of your life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7oxcd/if_you_really_wanted_you_could_hold_your_breath/ ([deleted])
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The very first immortal human could be among us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7owxk/the_very_first_immortal_human_could_be_among_us/ (KingAsgoreJr)
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Never be the arms dealer; you'll always end up the target.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ow8q/never_be_the_arms_dealer_youll_always_end_up_the/ ([deleted])
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Since the cars in the Cars drive themselves and are living, opening their "doors" would rip out their skin and their guts would spill out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ow1d/since_the_cars_in_the_cars_drive_themselves_and/ (PersonMan53107)
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Any gun can be a potato gun if your aim is bad enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ow04/any_gun_can_be_a_potato_gun_if_your_aim_is_bad/ (AnswersOddQuestions)
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5-Hour energy relate to energy drinks not unlike how Espresso shots do with coffee

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ouqn/5hour_energy_relate_to_energy_drinks_not_unlike/ (Bi0_B1lly)
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You may be the first immortal human and not know it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ou5p/you_may_be_the_first_immortal_human_and_not_know/ (King_Sam-_-)
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Eyeglasses can be considered as prosthetics, as you required them to see.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7otgj/eyeglasses_can_be_considered_as_prosthetics_as/ (Bi0_B1lly)
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In the future, geography classes will also teach Mars Geography

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7oshn/in_the_future_geography_classes_will_also_teach/ (godofpainTR)
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Peter Parker never has any money because he constantly has to buy new clothes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7oqzv/peter_parker_never_has_any_money_because_he/ (Tim_Tim_Bo_Bim)
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You can't actually moonwalk on the moon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7opyu/you_cant_actually_moonwalk_on_the_moon/ (crispu67)
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If a move to defund police is accepted by society, maybe defunding the military is the next step

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ooz8/if_a_move_to_defund_police_is_accepted_by_society/ (doglover93)
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"At least you've got your health" never felt like it included mental health

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7omhh/at_least_youve_got_your_health_never_felt_like_it/ (ComradeCarter)
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Fun fact: you can hold your breath for rest of your life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7okwe/fun_fact_you_can_hold_your_breath_for_rest_of/ (Beafychicken)
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Caveman orgies were probably super common. Ooga Booga

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7oj71/caveman_orgies_were_probably_super_common_ooga/ (upnflames)
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"Why?" Is the question that has defined mankind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7oixy/why_is_the_question_that_has_defined_mankind/ (littlebopeepsvelcro)
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It's not that people are afraid of blood but, are more afraid of the pain that is associated with large quantities of blood.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7oi21/its_not_that_people_are_afraid_of_blood_but_are/ (PimpMaddie)
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All homeless people are roomates

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ofnz/all_homeless_people_are_roomates/ (Doodle_Dragon)
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Doing nothing at all can be the hardest thing you ever have to do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7oeac/doing_nothing_at_all_can_be_the_hardest_thing_you/ (Drix_The_Gamer)
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With the Grammy’s making changes to some of their award titles and other things, the Kanye West/Taylor Swift Grammy incident doesn’t seem nearly as absurd as it used to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7oav2/with_the_grammys_making_changes_to_some_of_their/ (PierceOMatic)
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Medusa Is beautiful because If you take a glance at her, you get hard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7oajf/medusa_is_beautiful_because_if_you_take_a_glance/ (SuperJupiter77)
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Peculiar is such a peculiar word.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7oa93/peculiar_is_such_a_peculiar_word/ (TheJACE1)
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Growing Up is Realizing That Your Revelations are Common Knowledge to Most People.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7oa6f/growing_up_is_realizing_that_your_revelations_are/ (MarcusQuintus)
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We outsource all our thinking to Google

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7o7w1/we_outsource_all_our_thinking_to_google/ (limache)
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The world has come to a point where an entire country(Yemen) can be wiped off the Earth and people won't even notice or care, even in these times of fast communications.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7o5ky/the_world_has_come_to_a_point_where_an_entire/ (fakesafi)
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Technically your whole body is under mind control

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7o272/technically_your_whole_body_is_under_mind_control/ (redteletubby69420)
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All colours are skin colour, if you are brave enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7o1v6/all_colours_are_skin_colour_if_you_are_brave/ (Hypie_Mc)
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The only type of potato your stomach knows is mashed potato

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7o19q/the_only_type_of_potato_your_stomach_knows_is/ (buddahwannabe)
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E-cigs, E-bikes, E-boys, E-quality....shit’s getting way more E.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7o0e2/ecigs_ebikes_eboys_equalityshits_getting_way_more/ (zombiere4)
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Everything was fine before they killed Harambe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7o03v/everything_was_fine_before_they_killed_harambe/ ([deleted])
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You literally can't eat anything without killing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7nzyi/you_literally_cant_eat_anything_without_killing/ (dariuspirvu)
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You can add "We could put men on the Moon but.." before complaining about any minor inconvenience, and it would sound justified.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7nzmy/you_can_add_we_could_put_men_on_the_moon_but/ (SparkySparkiBoomMan)
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"Advocating for something" and "fighting for something" are treated like synonyms but they actually suggest entirely different courses of action.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7nz03/advocating_for_something_and_fighting_for/ (PeachyKittyMewMew)
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If an invisible man beat up a mime, everyone would just think it was an amazing act.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7nxvd/if_an_invisible_man_beat_up_a_mime_everyone_would/ (JoZaJaB)
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Books are orchestrated hallucinations

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7nw9m/books_are_orchestrated_hallucinations/ (reddit-user-1000)
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We only live twice; once after we’re born and once before we die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7nvi0/we_only_live_twice_once_after_were_born_and_once/ (sellwinerugs)
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When you’re sitting down, you are your normal length minus you thighs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7nvfv/when_youre_sitting_down_you_are_your_normal/ ([deleted])
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99 bottles of beer on the wall is precarious. You're just asking for disaster, and the danger grows the drunker you are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7nve5/99_bottles_of_beer_on_the_wall_is_precarious/ (lfantine)
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If all your probabilities doubled in percent, then nothing wouldve changed at all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7nuzz/if_all_your_probabilities_doubled_in_percent_then/ (ht1751)
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No matter how much you clean a dalmatian, it will never be spotless.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7nuf6/no_matter_how_much_you_clean_a_dalmatian_it_will/ (RedditEffigy)
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She-hulk is the original strong female character

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7nu3r/shehulk_is_the_original_strong_female_character/ (RoadWorkAhead41)
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Birthdays are fatal in large doses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7nt3p/birthdays_are_fatal_in_large_doses/ (Frasieromystic)
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Spiderman was the first "social media influencer" who made money but selling his selfies to the Daily Planet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ns98/spiderman_was_the_first_social_media_influencer/ (KRYSIS1997)
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Spaghetti with meatballs are made from the same material as meat sandwiches

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7nox9/spaghetti_with_meatballs_are_made_from_the_same/ (Rainmarked)
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Birthdays are lethal in large doses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7nn2d/birthdays_are_lethal_in_large_doses/ (thegreatestoneofall)
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It doesn't make sense that black(which absorbs heat more) people originated in hotter climates, as white(which deflects light and heat) people originated in colder climates.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7nllf/it_doesnt_make_sense_that_blackwhich_absorbs_heat/ (ht1751)
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We can overcome the gravitational pull of an entire planet with a mass of about 6000000000000000000000000 kilograms using two meaty lil sticks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7nlig/we_can_overcome_the_gravitational_pull_of_an/ (AxialGem)
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Firebenders who can manipulate lightning could stick weld without requiring the expensive welder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7nemw/firebenders_who_can_manipulate_lightning_could/ (tylerchu)
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Even though sucking and blowing are exact opposites, people use them to refer to the same things

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ndkq/even_though_sucking_and_blowing_are_exact/ (Johnielson)
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From the point of view of crabs, fish fly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7nd4a/from_the_point_of_view_of_crabs_fish_fly/ ([deleted])
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Sometimes while remembering something you'll know that you're not remembering correctly despite not being able to remember the actual information; our memories are unreliable but also somehow occasionally self-moderating.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ncrb/sometimes_while_remembering_something_youll_know/ (sarcasmandcoffee)
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Thinking becomes songwriting if you just put a melody to it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7nbnf/thinking_becomes_songwriting_if_you_just_put_a/ (cutelly)
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John Wick is an alternate ending to the First Bill and Ted where Ted ends up going to military school

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7nbgh/john_wick_is_an_alternate_ending_to_the_first/ (ElDoggothegreat)
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When you peel an onion, there's just more onion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7naee/when_you_peel_an_onion_theres_just_more_onion/ (somkkeshav555)
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Your cake day isn't the day you complete one year, technically it's the day prior.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7na8v/your_cake_day_isnt_the_day_you_complete_one_year/ (star_o_mega)
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500 followers on social media is mediocre, but 500 followers in real life you might as well be Jim Jones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7na28/500_followers_on_social_media_is_mediocre_but_500/ (salvorhardin_BE)
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The only being to ever be really excited to see you is your dog/cat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7n9ju/the_only_being_to_ever_be_really_excited_to_see/ (Crimson_skware)
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We spend a lot of money on things that don't exist in the material world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7n9g0/we_spend_a_lot_of_money_on_things_that_dont_exist/ (Bears85)
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The word Kayak is identical when read from the front or the back because a kayak's front is identical to it's back.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7n8ns/the_word_kayak_is_identical_when_read_from_the/ ([deleted])
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Having sex with somebody you fantasize about is making a withdrawal from the Spank Bank.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7n8m5/having_sex_with_somebody_you_fantasize_about_is/ (KindlyOlPornographer)
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We steal animals from their parents and they have to get over separation anxiety and never see them again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7n84x/we_steal_animals_from_their_parents_and_they_have/ (atticuslodius)
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Astronomers in other galaxies have named our galaxy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7n7vt/astronomers_in_other_galaxies_have_named_our/ (Azar002)
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If you want to be heard, then yell. If you want to be listened to, do anything but.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7n7ap/if_you_want_to_be_heard_then_yell_if_you_want_to/ (Koifish_Coyote)
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Weightlifters have to consume the muscles of thousands of animals to grow their own

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7n4yc/weightlifters_have_to_consume_the_muscles_of/ (Dustin_James_Kid)
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While you are yourself, the atoms composing your body may have been a part of someone else's body before. Even if you don't know them, they are a part of you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7n4f2/while_you_are_yourself_the_atoms_composing_your/ (ALEO1703)
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There are many easter eggs in videogames that we don't know that they exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7n34q/there_are_many_easter_eggs_in_videogames_that_we/ (Nizato)
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Premature ejaculation is an evolutionary trait because it ensures faster insemination.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7n2mj/premature_ejaculation_is_an_evolutionary_trait/ (skeetyskoots)
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The PS5 design is somewhat brilliant to confuse people who thinks his child wanting a router to boost the Internet speed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7n1ao/the_ps5_design_is_somewhat_brilliant_to_confuse/ (MarkStone3710)
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When someone in the U.K. turns 100, the Queen sends them a congratulatory letter, but who will send the Queen a letter when she turns 100.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7n12q/when_someone_in_the_uk_turns_100_the_queen_sends/ (readerf52)
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Until recently, the bad guys wore masks and the good guys didn’t.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7mz2o/until_recently_the_bad_guys_wore_masks_and_the/ (Mr0bviously)
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There seems to be a minimum speed limit for piss,which is different for each occasion,below which it’s hard to maintain a constant flow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7mz06/there_seems_to_be_a_minimum_speed_limit_for/ (ilikebigtg)
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You don't know if you can't handle alcohol

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7myun/you_dont_know_if_you_cant_handle_alcohol/ (Introverted-engineer)
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You can't be happy unless you go through sadness and bad feelings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7mvlc/you_cant_be_happy_unless_you_go_through_sadness/ (theuntamed000)
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There are nerves on your fingernails, but if you touch your fingernails, you really don't know if you are feeling it or not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7mvf7/there_are_nerves_on_your_fingernails_but_if_you/ ([deleted])
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A mancott is a boycott that lasts longer than 18 years

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7mv78/a_mancott_is_a_boycott_that_lasts_longer_than_18/ (GumbyandMcFuckio)
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A fair is filled with games that are not at all fair.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7mtw4/a_fair_is_filled_with_games_that_are_not_at_all/ (OSCOW)
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Given a choice, sperm would prefer you masturbate instead of engaging in anal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7mttc/given_a_choice_sperm_would_prefer_you_masturbate/ ([deleted])
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Gun companies don't want to reduce crime because without crime nobody will buy guns.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ms43/gun_companies_dont_want_to_reduce_crime_because/ (mike_loves_memes)
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You are almost always licking your mouth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7mrjt/you_are_almost_always_licking_your_mouth/ (BadA55Name)
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Luxury or status goods (cars etc) are not really purchased to make the owner feel good, but to make others feel bad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7mr9l/luxury_or_status_goods_cars_etc_are_not_really/ (BroadestBrush)
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Too many birthdays can lead to death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7mqix/too_many_birthdays_can_lead_to_death/ (TheTarJar)
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Somewhere out there some dick head is looking at face masks and thinking, 'Hey look at all that advertising space...!'.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7mpjd/somewhere_out_there_some_dick_head_is_looking_at/ (BKinBC)
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Skipping rope is a deadly weapon. It's a whip, chain mace, Nun Chuck, rope, nylon wire, string, EXERCISING TOOL.wooF.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7moqk/skipping_rope_is_a_deadly_weapon_its_a_whip_chain/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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Maybe our passion as kids to solve the Bermuda Triangle disappeared into the Bermuda Triangle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7mmvn/maybe_our_passion_as_kids_to_solve_the_bermuda/ (twoboxchedda)
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As measures to catch cheating continue to advance, we’ll see less people apply and graduate from STEM majors creating bigger demand for those jobs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7mm2f/as_measures_to_catch_cheating_continue_to_advance/ ([deleted])
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All Muppets are puppets but not all puppets are Muppets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7mlx4/all_muppets_are_puppets_but_not_all_puppets_are/ (Bloo_berry)
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Pringles are the chicken mcnugget of the chips world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7mkvq/pringles_are_the_chicken_mcnugget_of_the_chips/ (bodhisfrisbee)
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Chokers are black belts in sucking dick.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7mj66/chokers_are_black_belts_in_sucking_dick/ (Seablian)
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If you saw a random person you've never met walk into your house without perceived reason you would probably be defensive too but for someome reason dogs are naughty for barking at the UPS guy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7mi44/if_you_saw_a_random_person_youve_never_met_walk/ (broji04)
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"nowhere" is a really clever word. Like, where? No.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7mhlv/nowhere_is_a_really_clever_word_like_where_no/ (HouseIndividual)
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When kids play cops and robbers, both groups are the bad guys

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7mhgb/when_kids_play_cops_and_robbers_both_groups_are/ (15buckslilman)
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A cheap pair of flip-flops with the wrong sole can kill you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7mgw3/a_cheap_pair_of_flipflops_with_the_wrong_sole_can/ (bs110801)
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Any exercise is anaerobic if you have enough asthma

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7mdi7/any_exercise_is_anaerobic_if_you_have_enough/ (epictamis)
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If your phone could pick up smells, it’d be terrible cause it’s been through every horrible smelling moment with you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7md2g/if_your_phone_could_pick_up_smells_itd_be/ (WeLiveInTheBasement)
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Envisioning ourselves better than we are isn't confidence, it's delusional.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7m9ij/envisioning_ourselves_better_than_we_are_isnt/ (roastedtoperfection)
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Birthdays are fatal in large doses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7m8rc/birthdays_are_fatal_in_large_doses/ ([deleted])
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We trust mobile security so much that we don't mind having a camera see us doing private stuff, like making weird faces while taking a dump

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7m8dy/we_trust_mobile_security_so_much_that_we_dont/ (MerylStreeper)
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It is generally either very experienced, or inexperienced people with a certain language that use malaphors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7m7d8/it_is_generally_either_very_experienced_or/ (TLeeLucky)
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Don't destroy the statues of slave traders. Our kids will never be able to see what assholes looked like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7m5jh/dont_destroy_the_statues_of_slave_traders_our/ (alonelysaber-returns)
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Since F is the 6th letter in the alphabet Order 66 stands for Order Friendly Fire

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7m1tw/since_f_is_the_6th_letter_in_the_alphabet_order/ (random_potatocarrot)
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If 50% of all internet traffic is porn, then the holodeck in Star Trek must see a lot of action

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7lyxo/if_50_of_all_internet_traffic_is_porn_then_the/ (hammonjj)
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All types of Colorblind people can’t identify gray

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7lwgm/all_types_of_colorblind_people_cant_identify_gray/ (Awesome123310)
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People who don't wear their masks over their noses must be mouth breathers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7lwej/people_who_dont_wear_their_masks_over_their_noses/ (JaredLiwet)
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If you were half the height of the world's tallest person, you'd be quite short. But if you were double the height of the world's shortest person, you'd be even shorter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7lujq/if_you_were_half_the_height_of_the_worlds_tallest/ (hn8086)
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Over the past few years Keanu Reeves has seamlessly took over the role that Chuck Norris used to fill.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7lqpd/over_the_past_few_years_keanu_reeves_has/ (BlueDJester)
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If cops wanted to get back on everyone’s good side, they just start busting KKK members.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7lq3v/if_cops_wanted_to_get_back_on_everyones_good_side/ (trashysandwichman)
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In treasure hunting movies, it's often the protagonist that finds the treasure's location first . Yet some how there are dead people's skeleton in there before the hero arrives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7lnl7/in_treasure_hunting_movies_its_often_the/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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People would wash themselves more often if every body odor smelled like feet odor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7lmqz/people_would_wash_themselves_more_often_if_every/ (ADQuR)
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A button up shirt is a cape when you only button the top button.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7lmde/a_button_up_shirt_is_a_cape_when_you_only_button/ (ineedabuckethat)
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Backing up through a drive-thru was much more of a statement before back up cameras.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7lmcj/backing_up_through_a_drivethru_was_much_more_of_a/ (cthulhu_reigns)
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Therapy is broken people helping broken people to not be broken anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7lm0n/therapy_is_broken_people_helping_broken_people_to/ ([deleted])
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Best part of understanding inside joke is that you know who else understands it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7llfh/best_part_of_understanding_inside_joke_is_that/ (XALTER47)
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Trends don't spread through word of mouth any more, Trends spread through word of text.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ll6k/trends_dont_spread_through_word_of_mouth_any_more/ (Wh0rse)
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Impregnation fetish is probably the most logical of all fetishes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ll4n/impregnation_fetish_is_probably_the_most_logical/ (Froggerson)
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I just realized that when President Donald Trump makes unsubstantiated accusations, these are trumped-up charges.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ljv1/i_just_realized_that_when_president_donald_trump/ (Icy_Bowl)
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Trees are the only organisms both larger and more populous than humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ljso/trees_are_the_only_organisms_both_larger_and_more/ (Tom_Gibson)
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Jihhadi lives don't matter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7lit0/jihhadi_lives_dont_matter/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Birthday's become lethal in large doses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7li61/birthdays_become_lethal_in_large_doses/ (Squid_Gaming)
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Due to the effects of gravity and general relativity, your feet are a tiny tiny bit younger than your head.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7lhix/due_to_the_effects_of_gravity_and_general/ (garry4321)
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Having sex in a dream feels like an achievement

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7lgc2/having_sex_in_a_dream_feels_like_an_achievement/ (mrcharlesboyle)
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Our pets must think we're weird having removable, color changing fur.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7lg62/our_pets_must_think_were_weird_having_removable/ ([deleted])
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You tend to rage over others more when they mistakes in comparison to when you make that same mistake yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7lfrk/you_tend_to_rage_over_others_more_when_they/ (competivepenguin2003)
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On the internet everybody thinks you are a white male unless you describe yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7leub/on_the_internet_everybody_thinks_you_are_a_white/ ([deleted])
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It's pretty strange that AirPods don't have the apple logo on them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7lesa/its_pretty_strange_that_airpods_dont_have_the/ (mrcharlesboyle)
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Friday is a bad day to start a workout plan

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7lct5/friday_is_a_bad_day_to_start_a_workout_plan/ (xairrick)
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The behavior we label as simping has been the social norm for the past century.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7lcr5/the_behavior_we_label_as_simping_has_been_the/ (LiterallyGod_)
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Dollar Shave Club must be the only company that advertises their lack of choices for products as a selling point.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7lcn8/dollar_shave_club_must_be_the_only_company_that/ (sunbunhd11239)
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Using a bong combines all four classical elements

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7lc0c/using_a_bong_combines_all_four_classical_elements/ (blunt_smasher_69000)
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There are two kinds of people in the world: ones that make generalizations and ones that don't.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7lbip/there_are_two_kinds_of_people_in_the_world_ones/ (fezzik092)
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Whenever you close your eyes you just stare at your eyelids

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7larw/whenever_you_close_your_eyes_you_just_stare_at/ (tamberine-man)
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On the internet, everyone assumes you are a white male unless you describe yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7laka/on_the_internet_everyone_assumes_you_are_a_white/ (SamisamisamisamiaamI)
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Using a water bong combines all four classical elements

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7l9rb/using_a_water_bong_combines_all_four_classical/ ([deleted])
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you know you're an adult when the idea of getting socks as a gift is appealing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7l5i0/you_know_youre_an_adult_when_the_idea_of_getting/ (skeletorlaugh)
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As a poor person money can solve every problem, as a rich person money won't solve every problem

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7l5ds/as_a_poor_person_money_can_solve_every_problem_as/ (Raiz134)
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Since the human body is about 70% water, shouldn't that water put the fire out when you get cremated.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7l3rk/since_the_human_body_is_about_70_water_shouldnt/ (beanboyslim)
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There’s always someone younger than you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7l3qn/theres_always_someone_younger_than_you/ (DerpCream723)
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When we can all start getting up in the mornings like our dogs, many of our problems will disappear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7l35g/when_we_can_all_start_getting_up_in_the_mornings/ (zeychshmo)
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It is easier to like old groups on streaming services because in the back of your mind, you know you don't have to shell out for their whole back catalog to not be a poser.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7l21l/it_is_easier_to_like_old_groups_on_streaming/ (RestrictedAccount)
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The Barney Theme Song has the same melody as Yankee Doodle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7l1ak/the_barney_theme_song_has_the_same_melody_as/ (DumpsterDarwin93)
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Even lightning can't hurt People nowadays. No positivity left at all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7l0ti/even_lightning_cant_hurt_people_nowadays_no/ (atharva66)
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Behind every ,,last been online 7 years ago" could be a dead person you had fun with.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7l0kp/behind_every_last_been_online_7_years_ago_could/ (MCUltraRetarded)
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If you saw yourself in third person more often, you would probably not eat that pizza.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7l0j8/if_you_saw_yourself_in_third_person_more_often/ (mister_swenglish)
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Our personality is the sum of 5 people we love and most interact with.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7l0fy/our_personality_is_the_sum_of_5_people_we_love/ ([deleted])
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Tarot card readers and spiritualists probably make pure profit when found readings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7kz27/tarot_card_readers_and_spiritualists_probably/ (astronplays)
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Appreciate that your inner organs don't itch

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ky95/appreciate_that_your_inner_organs_dont_itch/ (MCUltraRetarded)
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Blue can be a flavor too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7kwvt/blue_can_be_a_flavor_too/ ([deleted])
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Your bed is one of the most supportive things in your life. It let's you sleep on it, cry on it, or even make love on it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7kwtg/your_bed_is_one_of_the_most_supportive_things_in/ (MCUltraRetarded)
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Only thing that feels worse than post nut clarity is no longer experiencing post nut clarity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7kvjn/only_thing_that_feels_worse_than_post_nut_clarity/ (DongleFiddler)
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Birthdays in large doses are fatal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7kvgj/birthdays_in_large_doses_are_fatal/ (DueTry9)
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We're in a "terrible universe" and nothing can leave nor enter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7kv8x/were_in_a_terrible_universe_and_nothing_can_leave/ (Jerry_BlueBerry)
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Small indoor bins just get filled up to be emptied into a bit outdoor bin which is filled up to be emptied into a big moving bin which is filled up to be emptied into a big underground bin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ku1o/small_indoor_bins_just_get_filled_up_to_be/ (Fitchie_46)
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Oil, Coal and Chalk might be one of the rarest natural resources of the Galaxy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ksgn/oil_coal_and_chalk_might_be_one_of_the_rarest/ (ReadySaltedNoob)
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Cthulhu is the ultimate MC

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ko4x/cthulhu_is_the_ultimate_mc/ (Ytumith)
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For a lot of young boys in the 90s, avoiding Yellow 5 was the first conscious effort of eating healthy and avoiding unnatural, processed foods.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ko41/for_a_lot_of_young_boys_in_the_90s_avoiding/ (JoeyJoeJoeJuniorS)
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A very generic sentence to see if it gets removed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7kl0a/a_very_generic_sentence_to_see_if_it_gets_removed/ (SquatWithSemechki)
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Everyone hates when you spell Jeff as Geoff, but nobody bats an eye when you spell Jorge as George

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7kic4/everyone_hates_when_you_spell_jeff_as_geoff_but/ (Majike03)
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If you condensed all the crazy antics of Russia into one small concentrated Russia, you would have Florida.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ki71/if_you_condensed_all_the_crazy_antics_of_russia/ (dadsmidlifecrisis)
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All it took for school shootings to stop is close schools

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7kftz/all_it_took_for_school_shootings_to_stop_is_close/ (Digiarts)
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There may have been some crazy mollusk dinosaurs but we never found out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7k8ba/there_may_have_been_some_crazy_mollusk_dinosaurs/ (frikandeller)
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S#!t may roll down hill but the smell of a hot mess always rises.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7k86n/st_may_roll_down_hill_but_the_smell_of_a_hot_mess/ (abstractbacon)
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The confederacy is the ultimate losers trying to write history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7k7ff/the_confederacy_is_the_ultimate_losers_trying_to/ (txbomr)
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When you buy any item, no matter how much you pay for it, it still usually costs less than the house space you need to store it in (if you work out your house’s price per unit area)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7k70d/when_you_buy_any_item_no_matter_how_much_you_pay/ (newsround123)
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You can gain a rough understanding of someone's intellect by the type of questions they ask.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7k56y/you_can_gain_a_rough_understanding_of_someones/ (bornfromdust)
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No one ever talks about the brutality of the grammar police.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7k393/no_one_ever_talks_about_the_brutality_of_the/ (adullploy)
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Getting older and sleeping less feels a lot like your battery is getting run down - doesn’t take as long to recharge but you have much lower overall energy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7k34q/getting_older_and_sleeping_less_feels_a_lot_like/ (manufacture_reborn)
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Despite all the jokes, it turned out none of us had 20 20 vision

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7k25v/despite_all_the_jokes_it_turned_out_none_of_us/ (TommyW-Unofficial)
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Everybody will become a great singer once we are able to communicate through our minds...because everyone sounds great in their own mind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7k1bh/everybody_will_become_a_great_singer_once_we_are/ (zeldathunder82)
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Computer engineers can sit the whole day watching hardware benchmarks and calling it a productive day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7k11n/computer_engineers_can_sit_the_whole_day_watching/ (TheFirst1Hunter)
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Birds pooping while flying is tantamount to humans pooping while running.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7jzi1/birds_pooping_while_flying_is_tantamount_to/ (Zeddrex)
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Windows Vista was somehow shinier than Windows 7.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7jxt8/windows_vista_was_somehow_shinier_than_windows_7/ (average_joe__)
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Darth Maul probably wears a colostomy bag.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7jxnw/darth_maul_probably_wears_a_colostomy_bag/ (Berwyf93)
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Spending money you find on the floor is perfectly acceptable, but using a credit card you find on the floor is not okay

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7jvgp/spending_money_you_find_on_the_floor_is_perfectly/ ([deleted])
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"On a bowl" sounds wrong, but it's technically the same as "In a bowl"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7juf2/on_a_bowl_sounds_wrong_but_its_technically_the/ (Awesome_Bob)
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It's insane that no one has created a nation using the land of Bir Tawil.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ju6l/its_insane_that_no_one_has_created_a_nation_using/ (BasicRedditor1997)
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People who get upset at comedians "who make fun of people" don't understand how comedy works.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7jtuo/people_who_get_upset_at_comedians_who_make_fun_of/ (roastedtoperfection)
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The way we think and talk about morality (good,bad,right wrong..etc) stifles our ability to engage with views other than our own

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7jskw/the_way_we_think_and_talk_about_morality/ (dr-joshtrippingwords)
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If everyone cheats in a rigged system then everyone is playing fair.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7jq4i/if_everyone_cheats_in_a_rigged_system_then/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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When you study about 'Cell' in Biology, it's actually a group of cells studying about themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7jq1d/when_you_study_about_cell_in_biology_its_actually/ (MayankAg20)
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Cannibals must get frustrated licking their fingers: it's like licking the last bit of flavoring off of the fun dip stick but not actually eating the stick.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7jpt4/cannibals_must_get_frustrated_licking_their/ (adpipes)
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the Watchmen TV show has suddenly become far more horribly relevant

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7johb/the_watchmen_tv_show_has_suddenly_become_far_more/ (HellStoneBats)
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A potato has infinite lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7jnuf/a_potato_has_infinite_lives/ (notyouravgredditer)
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People never comment what youtubers want them to comment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7jnqo/people_never_comment_what_youtubers_want_them_to/ (SwedishGuy420)
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I'm pretty sure there is no internet in the afterlife. Otherwise dead people's accounts would've been active again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7jma3/im_pretty_sure_there_is_no_internet_in_the/ (radityaargap)
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You either stick to the observable universe or you stick to your observable universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7jlbt/you_either_stick_to_the_observable_universe_or/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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If someone cried getting Rick rolled, then Rick Astley failed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7jl5m/if_someone_cried_getting_rick_rolled_then_rick/ (BiggestForts)
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Being selfish can actually be very good for your physical and mental health, but that just sounds selfish...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7jkyp/being_selfish_can_actually_be_very_good_for_your/ (faceater)
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"Come over tomorrow at midnight" in theory could be interpreted as tonight or tomorrow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7jj0w/come_over_tomorrow_at_midnight_in_theory_could_be/ (100PercentAdam)
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There is a difference between being dumb and not understanding, but if you don't understand anything, you're dumb.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ji1j/there_is_a_difference_between_being_dumb_and_not/ (DenierB)
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When you are feeling down, remember that someone invented Hair in a Can.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7jgym/when_you_are_feeling_down_remember_that_someone/ (PhotoClock)
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If you write in the comment section of each asmr video "RIP those who had headphones" everyone will be too afraid to fall asleep with it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7jfzo/if_you_write_in_the_comment_section_of_each_asmr/ (Web0l)
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Genie's always find loopholes in what you wish for because people always find loopholes in the rules the genie makes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7je1y/genies_always_find_loopholes_in_what_you_wish_for/ (BigMartin58)
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Most people do not lose their virginity, but instead give it away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7jcpv/most_people_do_not_lose_their_virginity_but/ (ShaneNotShawn)
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Most computers running game servers, probably don't have that game installed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7jcn7/most_computers_running_game_servers_probably_dont/ (aNoob4Gamer)
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The person who has been dead the longest will forever have that title

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7jas6/the_person_who_has_been_dead_the_longest_will/ (Doodle_Dragon)
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Electric toothbrushes do not seem to exist in the TV and Movie universe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ja63/electric_toothbrushes_do_not_seem_to_exist_in_the/ (thenewyorkgod)
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Nothing that is "the natural order of things" has to be rigidly enforced by human hand. You don't need to tell a horse to stop climbing trees because horses belong on the ground and being in a tree is unnatural.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7j7ed/nothing_that_is_the_natural_order_of_things_has/ (takaperoinen-miete)
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If "smacking/slapping/knocking sense into someone" actually worked, we would have a world full of lumpy-headed geniuses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7j6em/if_smackingslappingknocking_sense_into_someone/ (History_Rhymes)
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Boomers get mad that we hand out participation trophies, but then also get mad if we tell them they can’t fly their second place flag.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7j5y8/boomers_get_mad_that_we_hand_out_participation/ (akparker777)
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Being afraid of chickens makes you a chicken

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7j4xh/being_afraid_of_chickens_makes_you_a_chicken/ (cheese_assass1n)
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You can not divide a cake into 6.5 slices.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7j4x8/you_can_not_divide_a_cake_into_65_slices/ (funky555)
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Kids in 30-50 years will be able to see everything their parents and possibly grandparents posted on the internet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7j3co/kids_in_3050_years_will_be_able_to_see_everything/ (ToughChicken67)
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IZombie fans must feel like the show got a reboot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7j2ax/izombie_fans_must_feel_like_the_show_got_a_reboot/ (Elfthis)
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Look at all of the gadgets you don't even use around your house. Imagine if instead of buying them you donated to people in need

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7j1xp/look_at_all_of_the_gadgets_you_dont_even_use/ (cringe_master_5000)
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Chicken nuggets is crushed up entrails and carcasses powdered with crumbs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7izyq/chicken_nuggets_is_crushed_up_entrails_and/ ([deleted])
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Drive in theaters are making more money that sit down theaters became mainstream.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7izev/drive_in_theaters_are_making_more_money_that_sit/ (wyze458)
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Eating something sweet before dessert really ruins the experience

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7iyob/eating_something_sweet_before_dessert_really/ (alkalibenzene)
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Automatic transmissions in cars are standard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ixk3/automatic_transmissions_in_cars_are_standard/ (Boris740)
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Every drink is deadly, the only different thing is the amount required to kill you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7iwl5/every_drink_is_deadly_the_only_different_thing_is/ (crismatt1)
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It’s sad that having organic/real ingredients is a selling point in a product

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7iw3u/its_sad_that_having_organicreal_ingredients_is_a/ (Trag1c_)
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It takes years to get someone to love you , but no more than seconds to get someone to hate you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ivs2/it_takes_years_to_get_someone_to_love_you_but_no/ (TitaniumPeak)
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A rigged system cannot be beaten by playing fair.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ivpi/a_rigged_system_cannot_be_beaten_by_playing_fair/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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If you ever feel worthless just remember that the number of Olympic gold medals you have is the same number as the majority who's ever competed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ivns/if_you_ever_feel_worthless_just_remember_that_the/ (shredmaster1996)
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The idea of having a three day weekend due to a public holiday is more exciting than living out the actual public holiday.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7iucx/the_idea_of_having_a_three_day_weekend_due_to_a/ (shredmaster1996)
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People who chew with their mouths open have no idea how quickly and easily they could dramatically reduce the amount of people who vehemently hate them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7isiq/people_who_chew_with_their_mouths_open_have_no/ (takaperoinen-miete)
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Being alive is a yes brainer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7irhk/being_alive_is_a_yes_brainer/ (BerendvdP)
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Whenever an employer lists parking as a benefit, you know they must be a terrible company to work for.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7iqw9/whenever_an_employer_lists_parking_as_a_benefit/ (half_moon_cowboy)
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If everyone on earth were to learn Braille,sign language and a (hypothetical) universal language compulsorily,we would all be able to interact with one another effortlessly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7in17/if_everyone_on_earth_were_to_learn_braillesign/ (dashofglitter)
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One who doesn’t think while consciously observing is one who exists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7imy4/one_who_doesnt_think_while_consciously_observing/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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7 out of 10 is the the most passive-aggressive rating.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7imah/7_out_of_10_is_the_the_most_passiveaggressive/ ([deleted])
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Hamlet is one of the few cases where "Everyone dies" is an actual spoiler.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ilu9/hamlet_is_one_of_the_few_cases_where_everyone/ (_AirMike_)
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Articles with "You Won't Believe What Happened.." in the title are a really good idea because they encourage you to read the whole article instead of just the headline.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ilqi/articles_with_you_wont_believe_what_happened_in/ (crooked_scalpel)
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If you look at red pill ideology, they actually account for many genders: alpha male, beta male, omega male, etc.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ilps/if_you_look_at_red_pill_ideology_they_actually/ (ginwithbutts)
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Every flying object is either an UFO or an IFO.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ikwm/every_flying_object_is_either_an_ufo_or_an_ifo/ (1en5tig)
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any liquid is drinkable it's just some isn't safe to drink

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ikkv/any_liquid_is_drinkable_its_just_some_isnt_safe/ (Mus-BOOM)
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Just don’t do it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ik9k/just_dont_do_it/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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If your protest sign message is longer than a tweet, you're doing it wrong

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ik17/if_your_protest_sign_message_is_longer_than_a/ (ihavethebestmarriage)
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Every book is a page turner

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7iigq/every_book_is_a_page_turner/ ([deleted])
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All animals are better than us at at least one thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ifx5/all_animals_are_better_than_us_at_at_least_one/ (ya_asian_boi)
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If you went ski-ing and everyone was wearing ski-masks, no-one would know if someone was getting robbed. Unless you were.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7iewt/if_you_went_skiing_and_everyone_was_wearing/ (GDHeadShot72YT)
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Watermelons are the crustacean of the fruit world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7icvp/watermelons_are_the_crustacean_of_the_fruit_world/ (42Why)
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Everyone is addicted to oxygen because everyone is dependent on it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ib71/everyone_is_addicted_to_oxygen_because_everyone/ (SOS11111111)
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We're concluding software has freezed faster and faster.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7i82u/were_concluding_software_has_freezed_faster_and/ (Fivealmond)
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There probably are no two raindrops that shared the exact same trajectory in the entire history of the Earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7i501/there_probably_are_no_two_raindrops_that_shared/ (javskvwkvkxbsc)
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Everyone acts brave, until the cockroach starts flying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7i0mw/everyone_acts_brave_until_the_cockroach_starts/ (colreaper)
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In sports, someone’s highlight is someone else’s lowlight

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7hzmz/in_sports_someones_highlight_is_someone_elses/ ([deleted])
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Every color goes good with black and white because one is the absence of color and the other is every color mixed together, your just adding to something that's already there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7hxw9/every_color_goes_good_with_black_and_white/ (Blu2thYT)
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A zebra is actually a horse that escaped from prison.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7hwbr/a_zebra_is_actually_a_horse_that_escaped_from/ (Roetnaer)
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A white person in social media can get away with saying the N word if they have a black person pfp or they just don't post themselves online

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7hw7h/a_white_person_in_social_media_can_get_away_with/ (Bobokay12)
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Your future self is watching you through memories

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7hw1t/your_future_self_is_watching_you_through_memories/ (Uncle_Donk)
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In photography, if the shadow is in front of you, the picture becomes more dramatic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7hvm0/in_photography_if_the_shadow_is_in_front_of_you/ (DontWooshMeGay)
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Living things can technically hold any amount of weight,but will be dead at some point.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7hvjg/living_things_can_technically_hold_any_amount_of/ ([deleted])
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Light is so slow

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7hv8x/light_is_so_slow/ (BatSoupConnoisseur)
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Given that our mind will only continue saving certain memories if we think about them regularly, we forget and erase things from it every day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7hrar/given_that_our_mind_will_only_continue_saving/ ([deleted])
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Old people have big ass ears

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7hoxy/old_people_have_big_ass_ears/ (sselesu)
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When you touch your skin you feel it twice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7hl7x/when_you_touch_your_skin_you_feel_it_twice/ (thisshouldbevalid)
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Poison is actually the most efficient food because once you consume it you never feel hungry again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7hl4x/poison_is_actually_the_most_efficient_food/ (Blackholle)
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We make many small decisions throughout our life that save us from death, we just don’t know what.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7hkxs/we_make_many_small_decisions_throughout_our_life/ (TylerD1104)
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Everyone's personality is a sum of defense mechanisms they have adopted to survive any situation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7hipk/everyones_personality_is_a_sum_of_defense/ (Runs_With_Beavers)
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We lived with Dogs for 30,000 years before realizing they can smile.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7hhxw/we_lived_with_dogs_for_30000_years_before/ (ryhntyntyn)
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Someone has decided that a checkmark is the sign that something is right and everyone just accepted it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7h9yt/someone_has_decided_that_a_checkmark_is_the_sign/ ([deleted])
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People who didn't get the joke , corrected the person who made it and got wooshed are probably walking around thinking they're the smartest person out there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7h9n3/people_who_didnt_get_the_joke_corrected_the/ (within_kamath23)
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Whoever started the concept of "buy one take one" is a genius. From a business point of view, it's just a normal 50% discount, but with guaranteed more sales.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7h8lp/whoever_started_the_concept_of_buy_one_take_one/ (ienjoypunsalot)
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Forrest Gump was a terrible listener

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7h7i2/forrest_gump_was_a_terrible_listener/ (TreeBearOne)
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Rain can make anything wet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7h7g4/rain_can_make_anything_wet/ (BigNibbaDicc)
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Looking at the blooper reels, you realise that famous sitcom actors probably have the most fun job in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7h6x0/looking_at_the_blooper_reels_you_realise_that/ (HoJaye-Ga)
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There are three types of people, one who makes the rules, one who breaks it and one who beats the ones who break it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7h635/there_are_three_types_of_people_one_who_makes_the/ (Curious_gagan)
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You've probably missed a lot of really interesting dreams by staying up at night

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7h5z8/youve_probably_missed_a_lot_of_really_interesting/ ([deleted])
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Human life is impaired from years of mental masturbators hyper-reflecting our daily existence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7h3e5/human_life_is_impaired_from_years_of_mental/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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If airlines aren't flying they're technically landlines

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7h2fx/if_airlines_arent_flying_theyre_technically/ ([deleted])
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The unconscious locomotion of the universe is being changed by our conscious reflection on it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7h15u/the_unconscious_locomotion_of_the_universe_is/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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8 is vertical infinity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7gztl/8_is_vertical_infinity/ ([deleted])
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One day Chuck Norris is going to pass away for real and everybody will think it's a joke.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7gz9u/one_day_chuck_norris_is_going_to_pass_away_for/ (SoyUnFracaso)
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Freedom is found in non-self-centered awareness during automized activities.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7gysi/freedom_is_found_in_nonselfcentered_awareness/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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The purpose of life is to enjoy its ride.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7gx2k/the_purpose_of_life_is_to_enjoy_its_ride/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Dogs lick you, not as a sign of affection, but to soften up your skin so they can heat you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7gx1w/dogs_lick_you_not_as_a_sign_of_affection_but_to/ ([deleted])
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There has not been a PC2

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7gwuz/there_has_not_been_a_pc2/ (junothecat1)
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The ego is the Great Separator.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7gwjo/the_ego_is_the_great_separator/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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There is no way to describe a colour to a person who was born blind. Nor is there a way to describe a sound to a person who was born deaf.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7gw70/there_is_no_way_to_describe_a_colour_to_a_person/ (ToryFirstOfHisName)
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All of us are meeseeks. We just don't know it yet or enough, distracted by the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7gw52/all_of_us_are_meeseeks_we_just_dont_know_it_yet/ (theEndWasShit)
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When people first started eating fish they probably thought they smelled like vaginas

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7gw2k/when_people_first_started_eating_fish_they/ (HipNugget)
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All of us are meeseeks. We just don't know it yet or enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7gvm9/all_of_us_are_meeseeks_we_just_dont_know_it_yet/ ([deleted])
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If you do something insane and succeed, you will get praised for it but if you do the same thing and fail, then you will be made fun of.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7gupu/if_you_do_something_insane_and_succeed_you_will/ ([deleted])
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Pants and clothes technically can't be 100% same as your size

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7gufd/pants_and_clothes_technically_cant_be_100_same_as/ (rztan)
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“You look like Fiona from Shrek” could be taken as an insult or a compliment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7gtgv/you_look_like_fiona_from_shrek_could_be_taken_as/ (1H4T3US3RN4M3S)
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You've probably missed a few important things while blinking

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7gt8g/youve_probably_missed_a_few_important_things/ (ThatsTooMuchMannn)
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The universe is a shit phoenix.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7gss8/the_universe_is_a_shit_phoenix/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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It's weird that people are always excited about rain even it's a phenomenon we have observed it all of our lives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7gs53/its_weird_that_people_are_always_excited_about/ (neelothpal-vipparla)
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3 star reviews are often the most critical

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7gs2t/3_star_reviews_are_often_the_most_critical/ (AhYeetLOLOL)
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Everybody born before 2007 has been Person of the Year. Nobody born in or after 2007 has been.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7gs2l/everybody_born_before_2007_has_been_person_of_the/ (WhoTookChadFarthouse)
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Pirates must be really confused considering all the ‘x’s on the ground to mark where to stand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7grwj/pirates_must_be_really_confused_considering_all/ (PatientParfait)
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We are all manifestations of a single Boltzmann brain sitting stationary in a hard vacuum.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7grlj/we_are_all_manifestations_of_a_single_boltzmann/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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The recent protests have proven that in real life - people would really, really hate Batman.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7gr9e/the_recent_protests_have_proven_that_in_real_life/ (thesaga)
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It's harder to masturbate with morning wood.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7gr04/its_harder_to_masturbate_with_morning_wood/ (VHallinto)
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"Your kid looks exactly like you", can be a compliment or a insult.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7gqab/your_kid_looks_exactly_like_you_can_be_a/ (dalby71)
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Existence is interdependent and all is related, connected in its different manifestations of one single mind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7gpn5/existence_is_interdependent_and_all_is_related/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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The most important choices in our lives are decided by the subconscious.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7gn3h/the_most_important_choices_in_our_lives_are/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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All of our greatest fears lie in the future, which actually makes the future our greatest fear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7glz2/all_of_our_greatest_fears_lie_in_the_future_which/ (ItsZlayers)
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Pain is the body’s check engine light, but we pay far more attention to it than we do a car.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7glrp/pain_is_the_bodys_check_engine_light_but_we_pay/ (DoubleOh74464)
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If you are twin you were technically one person at one point

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7gjtf/if_you_are_twin_you_were_technically_one_person/ (9ULTIMATEMASTER9)
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Aetricity - Quick was composed by a person with a functioning prefrontal cortex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7gj5u/aetricity_quick_was_composed_by_a_person_with_a/ (slurpeguy)
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If we every invent a machine that lets us see anything in history in in third person, everyone is at risk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ghwy/if_we_every_invent_a_machine_that_lets_us_see/ (YTBestOfBestStudio)
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Plants are actually farming us, by giving us daily oxygen until we decompose so they can consume us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ghpa/plants_are_actually_farming_us_by_giving_us_daily/ ([deleted])
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devil is lived backwards.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ghnf/devil_is_lived_backwards/ (daegancatt)
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The scariest thing imaginable is the future, because we’re all dead in it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7gh8i/the_scariest_thing_imaginable_is_the_future/ ([deleted])
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Being part of a major historical event sucks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7gev1/being_part_of_a_major_historical_event_sucks/ (jakemc1857)
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Texting in a group chat is saying something no one asked for.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7gd1y/texting_in_a_group_chat_is_saying_something_no/ (ihaveajarofbread)
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Everyone may see colors differently. What you've always thought was yellow in someone else's eyes may be what they've always thought was blue.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7gbvs/everyone_may_see_colors_differently_what_youve/ (DefinitlyNotTheFBl)
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"Ignorance is Bliss" is proven to be a better motto than "Knowledge is Power" because generally children are always much happier than adults.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ga4p/ignorance_is_bliss_is_proven_to_be_a_better_motto/ (Tangled_Wires)
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No matter how bad it gets, it can always be worse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7g9h8/no_matter_how_bad_it_gets_it_can_always_be_worse/ (sleepereternal)
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The kind of people that feel the need to install stripper poles in their homes are the kind of people who don't feel the need to have them professionally installed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7g8rq/the_kind_of_people_that_feel_the_need_to_install/ (Starfireaw11)
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Masterbating is a beautiful form of self care and love.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7g8h4/masterbating_is_a_beautiful_form_of_self_care_and/ (holycowitsmee)
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If Adobe Flash Player is shutting down, in December, the Happy Wheels and a lot of other nostalgic games will no longer be playable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7g630/if_adobe_flash_player_is_shutting_down_in/ (LegendaryClashRoyale)
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Saying, "An m&m in the trail mix," is way more descriptive than saying, "A diamond in the ruff."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7g5jg/saying_an_mm_in_the_trail_mix_is_way_more/ (bOnkBonK_)
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Getting stabbed in the chest is technically a heart attack

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7g4oy/getting_stabbed_in_the_chest_is_technically_a/ (Shaunix1)
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If a big enough astroid hit the moon to cause a deep enough crater it would cause our blood vessels to explode possibly rupture our organs killing everyone with not survivors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7g4om/if_a_big_enough_astroid_hit_the_moon_to_cause_a/ (French-dudev2)
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DNA mutate every second, millions of cells die in a second, meaning every moment is a newer you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7g2s2/dna_mutate_every_second_millions_of_cells_die_in/ (DontWooshMeGay)
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When you shake a box of Lego, there is a non-zero chance that it will come out as a finished model

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7g1r1/when_you_shake_a_box_of_lego_there_is_a_nonzero/ (MetricSystemAdvocate)
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If spiders could communicate with one another, they'd probably talk about their encounters with humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7g10n/if_spiders_could_communicate_with_one_another/ (Defeat-the-Kraken)
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Someday in the far future a post might get popular

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7g0vs/someday_in_the_far_future_a_post_might_get_popular/ (DontOOFmeplz)
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The reflection of ones eyes being closed will never be seen by that person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7fxx0/the_reflection_of_ones_eyes_being_closed_will/ (KyloR3n1)
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The person who really doesn’t care what people think, says nothing at all

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7fxil/the_person_who_really_doesnt_care_what_people/ (ArtistMercurio)
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Lmao completely replaced lol.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7fxib/lmao_completely_replaced_lol/ (Urboijdog)
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Life is a demo level 1 of Hell.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7fvlb/life_is_a_demo_level_1_of_hell/ (kanpouz)
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The universe is an ouroboros, constantly consuming its decaying matter for eternity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7fuwe/the_universe_is_an_ouroboros_constantly_consuming/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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We are living season one of The Good Place

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7fu5q/we_are_living_season_one_of_the_good_place/ (CardboardBananna)
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If pro wrestling referees were real referees, they would all regularly be fired for negligence and missing vital moments in matches due to being distracted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ft4i/if_pro_wrestling_referees_were_real_referees_they/ (morkyt)
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It's so relieving to get in your car and take your facemask off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ft24/its_so_relieving_to_get_in_your_car_and_take_your/ (SmallDangerousHippo)
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Asexuels are the middleground of all sexuality.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7fsmd/asexuels_are_the_middleground_of_all_sexuality/ (Sunrise2007)
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Most people who lived in the 1800s had no idea what the Mona Lisa, Sistine Chapel, or any other famous artwork looked like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7fq38/most_people_who_lived_in_the_1800s_had_no_idea/ (BernieBarbie)
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The new ps5 looks like an anime character who believed in friendship and got a power up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7fp5p/the_new_ps5_looks_like_an_anime_character_who/ (Droke1231)
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You can unravel an onion

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7fk16/you_can_unravel_an_onion/ (Fruityturtle)
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Most humans have 7 holes in their head (ears, eyes, nose, mouth), but if we described other life forms as having 7 holes in their head it seems terrifying

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7fjkd/most_humans_have_7_holes_in_their_head_ears_eyes/ (HpNStartrek)
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if you think hard enough, you can feel your blood pulsing through your veins

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7fjh2/if_you_think_hard_enough_you_can_feel_your_blood/ (lilasia666)
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You Could Have Been a Milestone Upvote for a Reddit Post Without Knowing it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7fik3/you_could_have_been_a_milestone_upvote_for_a/ (strsm)
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PSA actors are one of the most important actors but never gets creditation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7fhwh/psa_actors_are_one_of_the_most_important_actors/ (I-GOT-FRANk)
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The elements of your body were forged in a star.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7fgx3/the_elements_of_your_body_were_forged_in_a_star/ (DontWooshMeGay)
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No matter your gender or sexuality, wearing your partner’s pajamas makes for much better sleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7fg14/no_matter_your_gender_or_sexuality_wearing_your/ ([deleted])
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Betty White is older than sliced bread, making sliced bread the greatest thing since Betty White.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7fft1/betty_white_is_older_than_sliced_bread_making/ ([deleted])
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Sony made the PS5 white to see which color edit the internet prefers, thereby maximizing their profit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7fdb5/sony_made_the_ps5_white_to_see_which_color_edit/ (KronosTD)
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Dank bud is nature’s therapist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7fclr/dank_bud_is_natures_therapist/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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The human brain is so great, it lets us create societies and so terrible, it causes it's own depression.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7fbyf/the_human_brain_is_so_great_it_lets_us_create/ (miniaturetooth)
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For a split second, you once held the record for the world's youngest person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7fbj4/for_a_split_second_you_once_held_the_record_for/ (Koro_Sensei582)
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You can’t imagine a new number.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7fasf/you_cant_imagine_a_new_number/ (threadersam)
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Some of the penis enlargement ads probably works and everyone ignores it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7f9qg/some_of_the_penis_enlargement_ads_probably_works/ (arazxa)
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Demolition Man suddenly seems like a much more plausible near-future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7f8fc/demolition_man_suddenly_seems_like_a_much_more/ (T3hJ3hu)
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If you accidentally killed someone, they will never forgive you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7f6ef/if_you_accidentally_killed_someone_they_will/ (SomeGodlyFish)
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Only roughly 75% of German Shepherds are dogs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7f2tw/only_roughly_75_of_german_shepherds_are_dogs/ (X-MrDude-X)
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Connecticut is to Frasier what New Jersey is to Cheers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7f1zq/connecticut_is_to_frasier_what_new_jersey_is_to/ ([deleted])
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But that’s not actually what the fox says

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ezk9/but_thats_not_actually_what_the_fox_says/ (cookamungus)
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If death didn’t exist we would never forgive each other

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ew4n/if_death_didnt_exist_we_would_never_forgive_each/ ([deleted])
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Speedwagon was the last Speedwagon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7eval/speedwagon_was_the_last_speedwagon/ (Wsdies)
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Hardcore gamers have probably pressed buttons on their controllers/keyboards 10+ million times

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ev3s/hardcore_gamers_have_probably_pressed_buttons_on/ (DaBears2310)
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Water benders need water to waterbend. Earth benders need earth. Air benders need air. Fire benders are the only ones that don't need fire.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7et8d/water_benders_need_water_to_waterbend_earth/ (AndreSun06)
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You do pay for sex one way or another.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7esju/you_do_pay_for_sex_one_way_or_another/ (blagnom650)
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People get embarrassed seeing zoo animals do gross things, but if you are in your apartment (habitat) long enough you do some pretty gross things too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7erya/people_get_embarrassed_seeing_zoo_animals_do/ (CumDogMillionare93)
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A rusty metal thing that you threw away might've already killed a poor trash scrap collector due to tetanus.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7eooy/a_rusty_metal_thing_that_you_threw_away_mightve/ ([deleted])
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The Star Wars universe seems glamorous and full of amazing spaceships until you realize the stories mostly follow the elite leaders/fighters, and most people live like us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7en0o/the_star_wars_universe_seems_glamorous_and_full/ (monosyllabic_irony)
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Viral mildlyinteresting pictures are indeed very interesting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ellm/viral_mildlyinteresting_pictures_are_indeed_very/ (redvakho)
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When you're done cleaning the room, at the end, you're the dirtiest thing in the room.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7el08/when_youre_done_cleaning_the_room_at_the_end/ (_bhgt_)
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A seedless fruit is a vegetable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7eki2/a_seedless_fruit_is_a_vegetable/ (FridayswPewds)
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Thousands of new content, interesting and creative postings will not be seen because people give up after their third attempt posting with an incorrect title.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ehlg/thousands_of_new_content_interesting_and_creative/ ([deleted])
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Social Media gives people a mouth that they would never have in real life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ehdj/social_media_gives_people_a_mouth_that_they_would/ ([deleted])
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You can get a practically free tub of whipped cream at a frozen yogurt shop.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7egyj/you_can_get_a_practically_free_tub_of_whipped/ (zombiekiler1001)
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Every bit of land is on an island if your standards are big enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7efyq/every_bit_of_land_is_on_an_island_if_your/ (CherryBlackEyes)
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Being too Emotional is the heftiest Curse, Anyone can ever possess.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ef74/being_too_emotional_is_the_heftiest_curse_anyone/ ([deleted])
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One of the toughest parts of growing up is realizing that experiences you go through as an adult - and which seem unique, life-altering and sometimes traumatizing - have actually happened to millions before you and are actually nothing special or worth discussing in depth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7eer0/one_of_the_toughest_parts_of_growing_up_is/ (DioriteLover)
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Spotify probably knows your musical taste better than most of your friends

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7eemh/spotify_probably_knows_your_musical_taste_better/ (lang12)
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You will never find out exactly when you forget something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7edvb/you_will_never_find_out_exactly_when_you_forget/ (YigaBlademaster516)
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The future of gaming looks a lot like its past

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7edfc/the_future_of_gaming_looks_a_lot_like_its_past/ (TakeALetter_Maria)
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Potatoes are french fry eggs. There are many different ways to prepare these eggs similar to chicken eggs. Boil, poach, fried, ect. There are also fully formed potato eggs as french fries and fully formed chicken eggs as chickens.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ebr0/potatoes_are_french_fry_eggs_there_are_many/ (Incognito-Turkey)
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If you eat your own tongue, it assists in consuming itself. But if it's consumed itself, it couldn't have helped consumed itself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ebeo/if_you_eat_your_own_tongue_it_assists_in/ (GordonRamsay333)
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You being born is the luckiest outcome you will ever experience

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7eae4/you_being_born_is_the_luckiest_outcome_you_will/ ([deleted])
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PlayStation 5 is here, but still she would play with you!!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7e9rr/playstation_5_is_here_but_still_she_would_play/ ([deleted])
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There are probably some people out there who look up to Cardi B as a role model

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7e954/there_are_probably_some_people_out_there_who_look/ (Videoguru16)
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The only difference between a badly designed hairdryer and a well designed flamethrower is marketing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7e84i/the_only_difference_between_a_badly_designed/ (Raevix)
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Some girls don’t mind if you are fat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7e81c/some_girls_dont_mind_if_you_are_fat/ (Everydaybadnews)
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“Practice makes better” makes much more sense than “practice makes perfect.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7e7ui/practice_makes_better_makes_much_more_sense_than/ (ctnfpiognm)
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Everything is a unity of opposites. Gravity and Matter, Life and Death, Pleasure and Suffer, Consume and Shit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7e5g5/everything_is_a_unity_of_opposites_gravity_and/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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A good McDonald’s worker gives each burger a little kiss before sending them off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7e55u/a_good_mcdonalds_worker_gives_each_burger_a/ (Everydaybadnews)
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Telling people about insomnia really seems to keep them up at night

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7e3h1/telling_people_about_insomnia_really_seems_to/ (Jezijasso)
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The internet as we know it is almost 50 years old.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7e0cn/the_internet_as_we_know_it_is_almost_50_years_old/ (greattoilet)
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If the spirit water brought Aang back to life if he wasn't in the avatar state another avatar would've been born and after he woke up he would eventually find out about the second avatar. (Theoretically)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7dyxv/if_the_spirit_water_brought_aang_back_to_life_if/ (Steven_Da_Crow)
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The 'Save' icon is still a floppy disk, even though it's already obsolete

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7dwdl/the_save_icon_is_still_a_floppy_disk_even_though/ ([deleted])
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Why is the side of the bed with the charger always the uncomfortable side

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7du3h/why_is_the_side_of_the_bed_with_the_charger/ (Lamb___Sauce)
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Having infinite money being able to get anything for free with extra steps

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7dsu8/having_infinite_money_being_able_to_get_anything/ (788pie)
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You stare at her because you appreciate art.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7drd4/you_stare_at_her_because_you_appreciate_art/ (SoyUnFracaso)
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Nature rewards us with an orgasm for reproducing and curses us with addiction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7dr1l/nature_rewards_us_with_an_orgasm_for_reproducing/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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A star shaped pizza has natural slices

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7dqiq/a_star_shaped_pizza_has_natural_slices/ ([deleted])
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Soldiers who thought Medusa was hot must have a boner as they were set in stone by Medusa.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7dpva/soldiers_who_thought_medusa_was_hot_must_have_a/ (BigNibbaDicc)
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Using proper grammar and punctuation in an online argument makes you sound more angry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7don2/using_proper_grammar_and_punctuation_in_an_online/ (lyre_liar)
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There's no such thing as an upside-down triangle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7dogi/theres_no_such_thing_as_an_upsidedown_triangle/ (RapidActionBattalion)
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Apparently, when you close your eyes, you aren’t seeing the color black.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7dklz/apparently_when_you_close_your_eyes_you_arent/ (blves_)
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Autocorrect does more harm than help.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7diku/autocorrect_does_more_harm_than_help/ (zzuhruf)
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If your dog feels warm to you, you feel cold to it because you absorb it's body heat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7dico/if_your_dog_feels_warm_to_you_you_feel_cold_to_it/ (yespleasemrsqueze)
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It’s so odd how a ton converts to 2000 lbs. Most measurements convert to a number with a starting number of 1.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7dglm/its_so_odd_how_a_ton_converts_to_2000_lbs_most/ (KingAsgoreJr)
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Buying nice seafood from the grocery store feels like a bigger splurge than going out to eat at a mediocre restaurant, even though it’s usually cheaper and always a better value for the money spent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7dgg4/buying_nice_seafood_from_the_grocery_store_feels/ (rigelhelium)
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The colour silver is polished grey

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7desx/the_colour_silver_is_polished_grey/ (eouf)
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Ironic how Food Shows waste food yet also support ending hunger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7dep2/ironic_how_food_shows_waste_food_yet_also_support/ (KingAsgoreJr)
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People who are born prematurely get early access to life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ddw1/people_who_are_born_prematurely_get_early_access/ (Supernova008)
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The harder you try to fall asleep the more awake you become.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7dd5b/the_harder_you_try_to_fall_asleep_the_more_awake/ (rag_ricky)
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The more aggressive someone is online, typically the softer/kinder they are in person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7dd54/the_more_aggressive_someone_is_online_typically/ (KingAsgoreJr)
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If Pinocchio masturbate, he would caught fire

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7dcxo/if_pinocchio_masturbate_he_would_caught_fire/ (hyrule_pd)
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A cup is never really empty

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7dc89/a_cup_is_never_really_empty/ ([deleted])
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Everything is bigger when you’re trying to find something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7dbhe/everything_is_bigger_when_youre_trying_to_find/ ([deleted])
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Redbulls TV ads are such a stark contrast in comparison to basically everything else about the brand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7dane/redbulls_tv_ads_are_such_a_stark_contrast_in/ (Wanderson90)
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No one would know which team people are rooting for in a sports match if they had the same mascot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7d9q6/no_one_would_know_which_team_people_are_rooting/ ([deleted])
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2000 British Pounds is a Ton of cash.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7d9lf/2000_british_pounds_is_a_ton_of_cash/ (TheRealLightMaster24)
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Ants never jump off something

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7d976/ants_never_jump_off_something/ (JosephP20jr)
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If a mirror were to look in a mirror it would just see itself over and over

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7d91h/if_a_mirror_were_to_look_in_a_mirror_it_would/ (DivergentCatWizard)
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The new decade has ushered in a new age where loudly saying you’re a good person in the interwebs is more important than being an actual good person in real life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7d8g6/the_new_decade_has_ushered_in_a_new_age_where/ (salvorhardin_BE)
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Someone probably owes Anne Frank a lot of money in Copyright Violations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7d7z8/someone_probably_owes_anne_frank_a_lot_of_money/ (jedipikachu7007)
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Everyone wants to know what comes after death, but we don't think about what happened before we were born.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7d7vb/everyone_wants_to_know_what_comes_after_death_but/ ([deleted])
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The real PlayStation 5 looks like a bad render of a PlayStation 5 from 2014

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7d77u/the_real_playstation_5_looks_like_a_bad_render_of/ (biggest-brained-boii)
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There is a pandora user being mocked by their Spotify-using friend circle. There is a spotify user being mocked by their pandora-uding friend circle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7d66t/there_is_a_pandora_user_being_mocked_by_their/ (zoodles_boom)
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you know you are done with real life when you rely on the internet for real life advice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7d5vk/you_know_you_are_done_with_real_life_when_you/ ([deleted])
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Imagine 300 years from now, archeologists digging up our bones and finding pockets full of Bic lighters from bastards who stole them from me

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7d4ka/imagine_300_years_from_now_archeologists_digging/ (mynameisasuffix)
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Whatever it is you’re probably overthinking it right now

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7d4aj/whatever_it_is_youre_probably_overthinking_it/ ([deleted])
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The opposite of Slim Shady is Fat Sunlight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7d3q9/the_opposite_of_slim_shady_is_fat_sunlight/ (RobertGBradley)
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Coming up with the next "million dollar idea" is usually just figuring out what else we can do with our cell phones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7d3nl/coming_up_with_the_next_million_dollar_idea_is/ (your_ruca)
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We've been smelling our own nose's inside since birth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7d3ky/weve_been_smelling_our_own_noses_inside_since/ (DueTry9)
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Flying bugs/insects have to put up with listening to themselves buzzing all day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7d36t/flying_bugsinsects_have_to_put_up_with_listening/ (Andree0426)
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Sending photos and videos is cool and all, but imagine if you could send a friend a fart

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7d2ww/sending_photos_and_videos_is_cool_and_all_but/ (planetbeforeneptune)
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You could put the most interesting video ever as a YT ad and most people would still get tired of it in 5 seconds and skip it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7d2ns/you_could_put_the_most_interesting_video_ever_as/ (ARNisUsername)
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Flying bugs/insects have to put up with listening to them buzzing all day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7d2g0/flying_bugsinsects_have_to_put_up_with_listening/ (Andree0426)
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The only unit of measurement the whole world can agree on is data storage. Otherwise its metric or imperial.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7d2ay/the_only_unit_of_measurement_the_whole_world_can/ (zoburg88)
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A piece of paper has 6 sides

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7d1mz/a_piece_of_paper_has_6_sides/ (longestneckgiraffe)
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We are so afraid of the dark, we invented every possible way to light up a room.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7d1dc/we_are_so_afraid_of_the_dark_we_invented_every/ (LordEYT)
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The perfect love interest probably exists in a country you'll never visit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7d0fy/the_perfect_love_interest_probably_exists_in_a/ (miniaturetooth)
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People forget that in, "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie," is that the mouse cleans your whole house for you in exchange for a glass of milk, a cookie and a haircut.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7d0a1/people_forget_that_in_if_you_give_a_mouse_a/ (Mutant_Llama1)
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It must be nice to have a good singing voice. You can just sing to yourself without cringing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7cye1/it_must_be_nice_to_have_a_good_singing_voice_you/ (HotShotz348)
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You have probably been in the background of someone’s photo doing something embarrassing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7cxn9/you_have_probably_been_in_the_background_of/ (mini-penne)
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Photobombing is only acceptable if you're wearing a Waldo costume.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7cx7g/photobombing_is_only_acceptable_if_youre_wearing/ (STRager101)
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Many blind people don't know rainbows exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7cx6z/many_blind_people_dont_know_rainbows_exist/ (chrmon2)
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For every purchase, no matter how big, there must be a point where a single cent is the difference between a buy or not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7cww9/for_every_purchase_no_matter_how_big_there_must/ (cowsheldon)
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Staying sane is a super power nowadays.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7cvvk/staying_sane_is_a_super_power_nowadays/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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If colors are something and black is a color what does nothing look like

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7cv0r/if_colors_are_something_and_black_is_a_color_what/ (DittochuGaming)
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In a drama tv show or movie, no one has to repeat themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ctnb/in_a_drama_tv_show_or_movie_no_one_has_to_repeat/ (ac561)
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The characters in “A Quiet Place” probably couldn’t have chips

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ctj5/the_characters_in_a_quiet_place_probably_couldnt/ (DaPigBeniss)
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You are most likely made in a bed, born in a bed, and will die in a bed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ctem/you_are_most_likely_made_in_a_bed_born_in_a_bed/ (DittochuGaming)
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Some people go their whole lives and have never seen their own butthole.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7csel/some_people_go_their_whole_lives_and_have_never/ (ashthetraveler)
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Doofinshmirtz is probably funded by OWCA so they can steal his technology as they showed they do in the 2d movie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7cs75/doofinshmirtz_is_probably_funded_by_owca_so_they/ (nimitz12)
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The word "verb" is a noun

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7cqkj/the_word_verb_is_a_noun/ (cadagricomiguel)
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The people dressed at Santa Clause each year could be child predators and parents wouldn’t know because it’s acceptable for kids to sit on their laps and be held by “Santa”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7cnd5/the_people_dressed_at_santa_clause_each_year/ (studentd3bt)
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Anime sportsmanship be like " it's cool if you're trash because we can GAMBATTE our spikey headed asses to victory!"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7cmz5/anime_sportsmanship_be_like_its_cool_if_youre/ (SuperDuperSith)
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The consequence of being publicly shamed in modern society is arguably much worse than it has been in of all history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ckxt/the_consequence_of_being_publicly_shamed_in/ (ldb477)
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GTA 5 is the only game releasing on three consecutive consoles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ck4t/gta_5_is_the_only_game_releasing_on_three/ ([deleted])
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You're probably breathing in sync with a couple different people around the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7cjc5/youre_probably_breathing_in_sync_with_a_couple/ (schtuff01)
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Getting $100 as a kid feels rich, but if you're an adult, you're broke as hell.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7cj3m/getting_100_as_a_kid_feels_rich_but_if_youre_an/ (cadagricomiguel)
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The way we choose to refer to the standard of something is to consider it as the vanilla version, which is strange since vanilla is one of the most expensive and rare commodities, being as worth dense as silver

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ci48/the_way_we_choose_to_refer_to_the_standard_of/ (ale_93113)
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if we all agreed to change the definition of a word, no one could stop us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ci12/if_we_all_agreed_to_change_the_definition_of_a/ ([deleted])
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A flawless person cannot tell anyone that they’re flawless without becoming flawed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7cgrv/a_flawless_person_cannot_tell_anyone_that_theyre/ ([deleted])
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Butter is milk, shaken not stirred.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7cey0/butter_is_milk_shaken_not_stirred/ (TheCyberParrot)
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If all walking surfaces were the same texture as very fine grit sandpaper, We’d all have very shiny soles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7cer4/if_all_walking_surfaces_were_the_same_texture_as/ (Shrrade)
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Recording history is arranging a lot of 0s and 1s in a very specific order.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ce42/recording_history_is_arranging_a_lot_of_0s_and_1s/ ([deleted])
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Downloading more stuff to your phone makes it technically heavier

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7cdvq/downloading_more_stuff_to_your_phone_makes_it/ (typicalphilosophy)
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You never truly see anything, just the reflection of light on your eyes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7cdes/you_never_truly_see_anything_just_the_reflection/ (CommonSand5)
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If you look at Medusa's eyes you turn to stone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7cb70/if_you_look_at_medusas_eyes_you_turn_to_stone/ (theoriginalstarwars)
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Somewhere out there, there is an oldest, most circulated and convincing counterfeit bill to ever be made.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7c9s4/somewhere_out_there_there_is_an_oldest_most/ ([deleted])
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No one likes getting old, but we want to get as old as we possibly can.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7c996/no_one_likes_getting_old_but_we_want_to_get_as/ (clusterlove)
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The opposite of skinny dippin is chunkin dunkin

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7c94s/the_opposite_of_skinny_dippin_is_chunkin_dunkin/ (LargeTesticles9)
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To be fair, Demi Lovato is only half Lovato

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7c925/to_be_fair_demi_lovato_is_only_half_lovato/ (BuckNastyEnchilada)
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Mother’s Day is always on the second Sunday and Father’s Day is always on the third Sunday because most custody agreements are 1st, 3rd, and 5th weekends.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7c8wc/mothers_day_is_always_on_the_second_sunday_and/ (that_kevin)
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People are ashamed of kicking ice under the fridge yet everyone does it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7c8re/people_are_ashamed_of_kicking_ice_under_the/ (RJWJ186)
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Nobody took that “citing your sources” thing seriously after graduation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7c7zq/nobody_took_that_citing_your_sources_thing/ (Despicable_carl)
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Women think more about the sex they have had in the past while men think more about the sex they want to have in the future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7c60g/women_think_more_about_the_sex_they_have_had_in/ (Rustamdeep)
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The only thing you can’t be sarcastic about is being sarcastic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7c54i/the_only_thing_you_cant_be_sarcastic_about_is/ (X-MrDude-X)
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Music is the largest form of mind control. It can change your emotions and the way you view something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7c4a5/music_is_the_largest_form_of_mind_control_it_can/ (KeanuIsMyDadAndMom)
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Horseback riding went from being a predominantly male thing, to a female thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7c402/horseback_riding_went_from_being_a_predominantly/ (On3_Tw0)
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For a süb that doesn't allow any pölitical pösts or cömments it's ironic and questionable to change the logo to reflect one. The fact that this post had to use special characters speaks volumes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7c339/for_a_süb_that_doesnt_allow_any_pölitical_pösts/ ([deleted])
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When someone says they 'speak for everyone' on the internet, 99.99% of the times, they are not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7c31y/when_someone_says_they_speak_for_everyone_on_the/ (random_indian_1)
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There are people in the world that do not know snow and ice exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7c2a6/there_are_people_in_the_world_that_do_not_know/ (Troooooomp)
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News that isn't New is Knews

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7c26p/news_that_isnt_new_is_knews/ (Cishuman)
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If you lived forever, you will have eventually have thought of every thinkable thought

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7c1cn/if_you_lived_forever_you_will_have_eventually/ (Tuubular)
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It’s weird that every single person ever to live had one thing in common, parents.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7c0bz/its_weird_that_every_single_person_ever_to_live/ (IlikeYuengling)
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By munchin' & crunchin' on a potato chip you are technically turning that into a mashed potato

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7c0al/by_munchin_crunchin_on_a_potato_chip_you_are/ (ERunicorn)
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Look at the area of your face from the middle of your nose to the bottom of your chin. You have a mini face on your face and it’s eyes are your nostrils.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7bztk/look_at_the_area_of_your_face_from_the_middle_of/ (PurpleLemon4de)
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I talk to my cats outloud 24/8 (yes, I meant 8) did people back in the day talk to the animals that surrounded them the same (like hey Robert the black crow that swings by my hut opening, whatsup?) or did they just socialize with other people instead?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7bz83/i_talk_to_my_cats_outloud_248_yes_i_meant_8_did/ (smolneedykitten)
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If someone taught their baby English by showing them all the Yoda scenes in Star Wars, their child would eventually be able to speak exactly like Yoda and amaze lots of people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7bx5g/if_someone_taught_their_baby_english_by_showing/ ([deleted])
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Telephone poles are grown on telephone pole farms and tended to by telephone pole farmers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7bt33/telephone_poles_are_grown_on_telephone_pole_farms/ (ryguy32789)
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Since chickens are the closest animals to Dinosaurs, a dinosaur shawarma wouldn’t taste that different from a regular shawarma.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7bqxk/since_chickens_are_the_closest_animals_to/ (MRIT03)
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Someone said that a tick is the sign that something is right and everyone just went with it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7bqwq/someone_said_that_a_tick_is_the_sign_that/ ([deleted])
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Pretty soon we are going to switch from explaining the PRINDLE joke to our parents, to explaining it to our kids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7boqo/pretty_soon_we_are_going_to_switch_from/ (thursmjulnir)
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Nearsighted people see the world in portrait mode when holding something close to them like thier phone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7bo6w/nearsighted_people_see_the_world_in_portrait_mode/ (Vidandric)
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In a text conversation, odd numbers of the letter K are bad whereas even numbers of Ks are neutral.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7bkjz/in_a_text_conversation_odd_numbers_of_the_letter/ (guinness222)
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I'm convinced if you rate an app or game 5 stars, you get better customer service and in game rewards.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7bj17/im_convinced_if_you_rate_an_app_or_game_5_stars/ (tintedslightly)
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It's surprising why criminals that don't want to leave behind footprints don't simply just drag their feet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7bhtx/its_surprising_why_criminals_that_dont_want_to/ (Long_Duc_Dong)
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Insects are the most invasive species to ever live, they have no respect for other forms of life and think the earth was made their their enjoyment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7bhn1/insects_are_the_most_invasive_species_to_ever/ (BasicRedditor1997)
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5x5 is a Friday kind vibe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7bgfr/5x5_is_a_friday_kind_vibe/ (435RWE3R54)
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The most famous bodybuilder in history is probably Dr. Frankenstein

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7bg13/the_most_famous_bodybuilder_in_history_is/ (boltzmannman)
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Come to find out, toasters aren’t water proof. Truly shocking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7bg0e/come_to_find_out_toasters_arent_water_proof_truly/ ([deleted])
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When you're sad, you're sad

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7bf0x/when_youre_sad_youre_sad/ (Saul_T_Nut)
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There's two types of kangaroos: The ones that can and will kill you, and the ones who would if they could.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7bes3/theres_two_types_of_kangaroos_the_ones_that_can/ (takaperoinen-miete)
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The mission impossible theme makes you more sneaky because loud music masks footsteps

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7berv/the_mission_impossible_theme_makes_you_more/ (360Bowscopez)
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the reason people who hate you get sad when you die is because they have one less person to hate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7bdew/the_reason_people_who_hate_you_get_sad_when_you/ (livingbleach)
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You could be color blind and not know, as you could’ve learned what you think each color looks like, but you just don’t know what normal color does look like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7bclz/you_could_be_color_blind_and_not_know_as_you/ (lover-of-all-dogs)
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Any door’s a push door if you push it hard enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7bawe/any_doors_a_push_door_if_you_push_it_hard_enough/ (iTeoti)
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Since chickens are the closest animals to Dinosaurs, a dinosaur shawarma wouldn’t taste that diffract from a regular shawarma.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7baoo/since_chickens_are_the_closest_animals_to/ ([deleted])
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Bloodbenders from Avatar/Korra can literally kill anyone in a matter of seconds just by bending all of their opponents out of their brain and heart.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7bamm/bloodbenders_from_avatarkorra_can_literally_kill/ (Eatenbyahand)
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All male animals are simps in mating season.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7bagp/all_male_animals_are_simps_in_mating_season/ (--Lost-Soul--)
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think about it, everything in the universe is either a potato or is not

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7b8gk/think_about_it_everything_in_the_universe_is/ (The_Mexican_Poster)
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If think about it, every thing in the universe is either are a potato or is not

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7b7mg/if_think_about_it_every_thing_in_the_universe_is/ ([deleted])
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British people pronounce 'mum' and 'ma'am' almost the same way

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7b7i0/british_people_pronounce_mum_and_maam_almost_the/ (joleepolee)
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Phones Have Both Increased and Decreased Our Ability to Communicate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7b5l2/phones_have_both_increased_and_decreased_our/ (thegregariousgeneral)
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Harriet Tubman was born in 1822 and died in 1913. So she could've theoretically met Jefferson, John Adams, Lincoln, FDR, Eisenhower and Reagan.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7b526/harriet_tubman_was_born_in_1822_and_died_in_1913/ (Burdiez)
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Since livers can grow back, we could theoretically farm them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7b47d/since_livers_can_grow_back_we_could_theoretically/ (UpsideDoggo42)
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If a poll was taken to determine whether or not people enjoy participating in polls, the results would exceedingly positive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7b40d/if_a_poll_was_taken_to_determine_whether_or_not/ ([deleted])
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Superman's powers must have been really problematic to him as a kid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7b3jl/supermans_powers_must_have_been_really/ (DonZeb)
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When Spiderman shoots his webs they stick to the building really well, meaning that they can't just fall off, meaning after a while they will build up on the sides of buildings slowly covering the city,

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7b2e5/when_spiderman_shoots_his_webs_they_stick_to_the/ (alibuba2003)
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If you claim to be humble you’re probably not humble

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7b04w/if_you_claim_to_be_humble_youre_probably_not/ (jipto12)
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Pride is not unlike a balloon in that the more inflated it is, the easier it is to pop

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7axhn/pride_is_not_unlike_a_balloon_in_that_the_more/ ([deleted])
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Your thumbs work well together to do things throughout the day, but when you’re on your phone it becomes a group project where one of them slacks off and the other one ends up doing all the work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ax8z/your_thumbs_work_well_together_to_do_things/ ([deleted])
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A sheet of paper is white because it reflects all light. A mirror does the same thing, yet they don't look the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7awr4/a_sheet_of_paper_is_white_because_it_reflects_all/ (Alsikepike)
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Mama is short for mother but papa isn’t short for pother.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7awda/mama_is_short_for_mother_but_papa_isnt_short_for/ (AGroupofThisIsCalled)
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Forgiveness is easier than drinking water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7aw82/forgiveness_is_easier_than_drinking_water/ ([deleted])
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Failure is the source of courage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7av0k/failure_is_the_source_of_courage/ ([deleted])
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If you had mind control and used it to have sex with someone that's technically rape

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7auiq/if_you_had_mind_control_and_used_it_to_have_sex/ ([deleted])
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You can potentially drive without using your brakes....

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7au87/you_can_potentially_drive_without_using_your/ (roboslobtron)
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While looking at a star but is actually a planet, someone is also staring back and only they know it for they are highly advanced species.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7asj8/while_looking_at_a_star_but_is_actually_a_planet/ (elflorence)
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I'm pretty sure we're not going to be blowing out cake candles for the foreseeable future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ar8q/im_pretty_sure_were_not_going_to_be_blowing_out/ (donut_care)
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The reason a saying is cliche is because everyone agrees that its true.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7aqv8/the_reason_a_saying_is_cliche_is_because_everyone/ (Diny_Tick1)
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Broiling is to baking as sitting in the sun is to sitting in the shade.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7aqj9/broiling_is_to_baking_as_sitting_in_the_sun_is_to/ (nsharma2)
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People think the world revolves around them when it’s actually the moon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7apea/people_think_the_world_revolves_around_them_when/ (Squeakypuff)
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Waiting for a whole brick wall to open is a very inefficient way for traffic to flow into one of the most crowded Wizarding destinations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ap3g/waiting_for_a_whole_brick_wall_to_open_is_a_very/ (tysmily)
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Having a phobia of encountering suspicious people while hiking in the woods makes you look very suspicious to other hikers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7aofx/having_a_phobia_of_encountering_suspicious_people/ (Fivewater)
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Grand scheme speaking, No one got the answer correct to the question, "where do you see yourself in 5 years?"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7anlq/grand_scheme_speaking_no_one_got_the_answer/ (faceater)
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Uneven numbers can become even numbers by multiplying them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7anld/uneven_numbers_can_become_even_numbers_by/ ([deleted])
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It is entirely possible that dead come back to life commandments man did walk on water. Just in the winter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7andx/it_is_entirely_possible_that_dead_come_back_to/ ([deleted])
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It's mind blowing that nature has learned how to consume our plastic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7an9v/its_mind_blowing_that_nature_has_learned_how_to/ ([deleted])
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A lot of peoples' handwritings were determined by the first pen they used

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7amk5/a_lot_of_peoples_handwritings_were_determined_by/ ([deleted])
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There might be a future where Amazon grows so large, that it could cost $1000/month to be Prime and people would still pay it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7alnt/there_might_be_a_future_where_amazon_grows_so/ (colbuspeet)
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We are not afraid of being alone in the dark. Instead, we are afraid of NOT being alone in the dark.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7alja/we_are_not_afraid_of_being_alone_in_the_dark/ (RippleTitsDestroyer)
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If someone dies in a fire and goes to heaven, they've experienced both heaven and hell

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7al0h/if_someone_dies_in_a_fire_and_goes_to_heaven/ (majstor_totom)
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Accusing someone of hate whom does not hate, creates hate where no hate existed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ajo2/accusing_someone_of_hate_whom_does_not_hate/ (Titan9999)
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if your neck was the length of your legs and your legs were the length of your neck, you'd be the same height

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7aiay/if_your_neck_was_the_length_of_your_legs_and_your/ (ryan_giggity)
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A growing % of the population's existence was inspired by porn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ahdp/a_growing_of_the_populations_existence_was/ ([deleted])
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Receiving something you know you don't deserve is exceptionally troubling, good or bad

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ahdc/receiving_something_you_know_you_dont_deserve_is/ ([deleted])
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Going from inventing a wheel to using a wheelbarrow took humanity about twice as long as going from using a wheelbarrow to landing on the moon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7agr1/going_from_inventing_a_wheel_to_using_a/ (Azteco)
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Fruit by the foot probably felt so long when we were kids because we were only about 3 feet tall.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7afs1/fruit_by_the_foot_probably_felt_so_long_when_we/ (dani_dono)
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When people start reproducing on the moon or Mars, we will have to start putting "planet of birth" on our id's

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7aeze/when_people_start_reproducing_on_the_moon_or_mars/ ([deleted])
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When you wear cowboy boots you're ranch dressing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7aetu/when_you_wear_cowboy_boots_youre_ranch_dressing/ (DaffyDuckOnLSD)
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If you’ve found the “one in a million” girl/boy, they’re not unique, there’s still 7,800 people like them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7aeqx/if_youve_found_the_one_in_a_million_girlboy/ (FlyingMetalTube)
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Loot based games are glorified piñata simulators

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ad4r/loot_based_games_are_glorified_piñata_simulators/ ([deleted])
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Being in a dream is one of the only ways you can experience the Wicked Witch of the West on the run from the Fire Nation, only to be defeated by Oompa Loompas

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ad28/being_in_a_dream_is_one_of_the_only_ways_you_can/ (Jeery_Judge)
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"Google is your friend" has gone from sounding like condescending advice to creepy propaganda.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ad1m/google_is_your_friend_has_gone_from_sounding_like/ (DrAwkward404)
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You can tell your life isn’t real by all the continuity errors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7acqy/you_can_tell_your_life_isnt_real_by_all_the/ ([deleted])
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The saying "if you ain't first you're last" is actually talking about two people in line

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7ab0p/the_saying_if_you_aint_first_youre_last_is/ (Jabbam)
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All boys that have worn tinted glasses stare at girls booties.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7a9pc/all_boys_that_have_worn_tinted_glasses_stare_at/ (DefinitlyNotTheFBl)
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I'm going to start showing up to 2A rallies with a sign that says "All amendments matter!"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7a9eb/im_going_to_start_showing_up_to_2a_rallies_with_a/ (Bubugacz)
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The oldest person living on Earth has once been the youngest person on Earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7a8ut/the_oldest_person_living_on_earth_has_once_been/ (anoobsearcher)
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If you're wearing a mask, you can yawn without having to covering your mouth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7a8s7/if_youre_wearing_a_mask_you_can_yawn_without/ (Maxweilla)
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Tanning salons are kinda inadvertent whites only businesses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7a8i2/tanning_salons_are_kinda_inadvertent_whites_only/ (DrAwkward404)
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Sometime during your teenagehood is when you die the fastest due to your crazy high metabolism rate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7a7d3/sometime_during_your_teenagehood_is_when_you_die/ (BroNizZe)
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A sign saying you can't bring alcohol beyond that point is a dare to chug your drink.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7a6s4/a_sign_saying_you_cant_bring_alcohol_beyond_that/ (RobertGBradley)
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We take the smartest people we have on Earth and fling them into outer space.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7a6os/we_take_the_smartest_people_we_have_on_earth_and/ (StrawberryQueef)
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Limbs Are The Cooling Fins Of The Body

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7a5z0/limbs_are_the_cooling_fins_of_the_body/ (Assmar)
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It’s so weird that you can taste smells.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7a5u0/its_so_weird_that_you_can_taste_smells/ (spoopyghoul)
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Athena turned Medusa into a gorgon because she was jealous of her beauty but men still got hard when they looked at her.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7a43u/athena_turned_medusa_into_a_gorgon_because_she/ (huruga)
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We will know speech recognition is finally good, when the auto generated captions on ASMR videos are correct

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7a122/we_will_know_speech_recognition_is_finally_good/ (Whourglass)
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Earphones are to music what straws are to drinks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h79zyw/earphones_are_to_music_what_straws_are_to_drinks/ (unexpectedhippo)
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You will never remember the two most important events in your life: being born and dying

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h79yv5/you_will_never_remember_the_two_most_important/ (Shadowhead)
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"All for One and One for All" is a more positive take on both sides of Star Treks "Needs of the Many/Needs of the One" argument.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h79xz1/all_for_one_and_one_for_all_is_a_more_positive/ (Lord_Casselstone)
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Thousands of strangers have pictures of you. In the background of their happiest memories. You are likely in someone's favorite picture.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h79w9l/thousands_of_strangers_have_pictures_of_you_in/ (cparkersqrd)
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1 FPS and 100,000 FPS are both considered slow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h79w6g/1_fps_and_100000_fps_are_both_considered_slow/ ([deleted])
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Those who don't feel weird when they're watching a movie with their parents/family and a sex scenes appear, are the real brave guys.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h79u6w/those_who_dont_feel_weird_when_theyre_watching_a/ (GBTRDM-2)
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You know how people say "hindsight is 2020"? Well it's 2020. Maybe that's why everything is going shit, we need to fix the things we messed up on in the past...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h79son/you_know_how_people_say_hindsight_is_2020_well/ (lilbbunny)
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"Flossing" is this generation's version of the Harlem Shake.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h79sm5/flossing_is_this_generations_version_of_the/ (two_sentence_critic)
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There is something about a large rock that people really enjoying getting to and standing on top of.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h79seh/there_is_something_about_a_large_rock_that_people/ (proximodorkus)
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A statue of a chair is still a chair

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h79s8o/a_statue_of_a_chair_is_still_a_chair/ (psychedelicsocieteen)
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America's extreme police brutality and militarized police is a symptom of their right to bear arms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h79s65/americas_extreme_police_brutality_and_militarized/ (8feetunder)
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Birthdays are fatal if occurred in a large dosage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h79s06/birthdays_are_fatal_if_occurred_in_a_large_dosage/ ([deleted])
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Dessert is never enjoyed as much as it could be bc it’s always eaten when you’re not hungry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h79roc/dessert_is_never_enjoyed_as_much_as_it_could_be/ (Natey-Matey)
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A pre-requisite and a requirement are the same thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h79p6l/a_prerequisite_and_a_requirement_are_the_same/ (ijustsayshit)
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Little kids will wear a bike helmet all day long because their mom put it on and they think it's part of their outfit, not knowing it's only meant for when they are riding their bikes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h79p60/little_kids_will_wear_a_bike_helmet_all_day_long/ (thatdudetreenz)
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Clean drops are the highlight of some people’s day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h79n59/clean_drops_are_the_highlight_of_some_peoples_day/ (drugthroughreality)
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Brussels sprouts are proof that if you put enough butter and garlic on any food, it tastes good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h79mlv/brussels_sprouts_are_proof_that_if_you_put_enough/ (BaronVonWazoo)
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Whoever created the tradition of not seeing the bride in the wedding dress beforehand saved countless husbands everywhere from hours of dress shopping and will forever be a hero to all men.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h79m7a/whoever_created_the_tradition_of_not_seeing_the/ ([deleted])
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If Finding Nemo was made by PETA, then it would probably be considered propaganda against owning a pet fish.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h79ldk/if_finding_nemo_was_made_by_peta_then_it_would/ (iguana_katana)
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Everyone is younger and better looking in space.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h79l3m/everyone_is_younger_and_better_looking_in_space/ (VerbotenPublish)
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Lost items will always be the last place you look.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h79jjf/lost_items_will_always_be_the_last_place_you_look/ ([deleted])
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Whoever created the tradition of not seeing the bride in the wedding dress beforehand saved countless husbands everywhere from hours of dress shopping and will forever be a hero to all men.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h79j22/whoever_created_the_tradition_of_not_seeing_the/ ([deleted])
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There was a tactical error made in assuming the army of Mao was just men. As there was in assuming what was read was written by priests

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h79ivo/there_was_a_tactical_error_made_in_assuming_the/ ([deleted])
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Being afraid in the dark must be a lot less stressful in Alaska during the midnight sun

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h79ile/being_afraid_in_the_dark_must_be_a_lot_less/ (Eliot_Lochness)
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Cobblers are confusing. Sometimes they are a delicious fruit pie, but other times they make shoes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h79gq2/cobblers_are_confusing_sometimes_they_are_a/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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In the future it will be standard to have a person wear sunglasses indoors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h79ggn/in_the_future_it_will_be_standard_to_have_a/ ([deleted])
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The people who choose the white pieces in chess are always one step ahead of the other person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h79ewn/the_people_who_choose_the_white_pieces_in_chess/ (paperwizard101)
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The less we label one another the more peaceful we will become.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h79em9/the_less_we_label_one_another_the_more_peaceful/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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If you look at a montior you are monitoring the monitor

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h79d9m/if_you_look_at_a_montior_you_are_monitoring_the/ (FRANKerito)
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Moms are human spawn points

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h79d03/moms_are_human_spawn_points/ (-Cheems)
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You have sex exactly like one of your parents.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h79c31/you_have_sex_exactly_like_one_of_your_parents/ (fuzzydunlots)
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The Playstation 5 Digital Edition will be the first console since the Nintendo 64 to not have any moving parts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h79br7/the_playstation_5_digital_edition_will_be_the/ (LC_Sanic)
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You've used your phone's flashlight app more than an actual flashlight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h79bfo/youve_used_your_phones_flashlight_app_more_than/ (DefinitlyNotTheFBl)
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You're already an expert in how awesome you are. The moderate wants to know how awesome he *isn't*. And the truly insightful wants to know how awesome other people are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h79aqp/youre_already_an_expert_in_how_awesome_you_are/ (KubrickIsMyCopilot)
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You only think about your wifi when you lag.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h79ae2/you_only_think_about_your_wifi_when_you_lag/ (DefinitlyNotTheFBl)
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Humans can’t have peace, humans bad when hangry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7991l/humans_cant_have_peace_humans_bad_when_hangry/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Baristas are the real unsung heroes. They can save or ruin an entire day with a single brew.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h798n2/baristas_are_the_real_unsung_heroes_they_can_save/ (SkyAmDarkmess)
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You most likely have never seen a treasure chest in real life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h798fd/you_most_likely_have_never_seen_a_treasure_chest/ (DefinitlyNotTheFBl)
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In terms of entering and exiting the country, South Korea is functionality an island.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h798av/in_terms_of_entering_and_exiting_the_country/ (kay_bizzle)
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If you want a law to change, it's because in some way shape or form, you expect to benefit from the change.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h795e0/if_you_want_a_law_to_change_its_because_in_some/ (ldb477)
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Steam rollers are the worlds largest motorbikes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h794kr/steam_rollers_are_the_worlds_largest_motorbikes/ (steffenb1)
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The greatest scientists are mice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h79361/the_greatest_scientists_are_mice/ ([deleted])
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It’s crazy we let Honey Nut Cheerios market itself as a health food that can lower cholesterol.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h791ad/its_crazy_we_let_honey_nut_cheerios_market_itself/ ([deleted])
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Whether two bananas are a bunch of bananas, or just a few bananas, depends on whether they are attached.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h790fs/whether_two_bananas_are_a_bunch_of_bananas_or/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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Seattle is working out a new production of Les Miserables. The second act is in progress.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h78zvy/seattle_is_working_out_a_new_production_of_les/ (_LumberZack_)
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When you learn something new, your brain doesn't get any bigger, it just gets reorganized.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h78zrz/when_you_learn_something_new_your_brain_doesnt/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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Candles are domesticated wildfires

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h78yzs/candles_are_domesticated_wildfires/ (UglyEggo)
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A Jenga set's difficulty is decided on how poorly it was machined

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h78y23/a_jenga_sets_difficulty_is_decided_on_how_poorly/ (Flynnjaminfrank)
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Different accents have certain advantages and disadvantages in songwriting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h78y17/different_accents_have_certain_advantages_and/ (offriends)
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It’s difficult to control something hidden or unknown which is why lack of privacy in the modern age is so valuable and privacy so hard to attain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h78xbz/its_difficult_to_control_something_hidden_or/ (Vitmal)
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Caterpillars are nature’s 3D printers..,

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h78w9z/caterpillars_are_natures_3d_printers/ (Yeahnotquite)
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We always ask why life is so hard but it's us that made life hard for yourselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h78vrd/we_always_ask_why_life_is_so_hard_but_its_us_that/ (Massive_Panda)
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If you shave one of your eyebrows then you have a monobrow

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h78vjz/if_you_shave_one_of_your_eyebrows_then_you_have_a/ (AgentUnicorn1)
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If you live long enough, you’ll start rewatching a favorite series you’ve seen a million times and realize all the actors have died

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h78ud3/if_you_live_long_enough_youll_start_rewatching_a/ (GutheartPrombox)
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Most people in Hollywood are probably sexual deviants

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h78ua2/most_people_in_hollywood_are_probably_sexual/ (Squeakypuff)
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Confidence is the willingness to ask people a question and never get an answer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h78sl9/confidence_is_the_willingness_to_ask_people_a/ (KubrickIsMyCopilot)
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Malnutrition is the cause of human conflicts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h78rym/malnutrition_is_the_cause_of_human_conflicts/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Theoretically, sexuality is a fetish.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h78pid/theoretically_sexuality_is_a_fetish/ ([deleted])
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The number of times the average person dies is above 1

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h78oy4/the_number_of_times_the_average_person_dies_is/ (LuxuriantCarrot)
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if you work hard on something and it ends up working you just applied the right amount of pressure into it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h78m5u/if_you_work_hard_on_something_and_it_ends_up/ (dizzyjoe776)
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A lock turns any ordinary door into a secret.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h78lcn/a_lock_turns_any_ordinary_door_into_a_secret/ (VerbotenPublish)
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There’s probably incredible content on VHS they may never be seen ever again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h78iz2/theres_probably_incredible_content_on_vhs_they/ (thecityhere)
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QR codes never became popular but are widespread anyway.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h78hba/qr_codes_never_became_popular_but_are_widespread/ (xLionhartx)
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Life is the result of matter fighting back against the laws of physics

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h78h2b/life_is_the_result_of_matter_fighting_back/ (grpagrati)
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You know you’ve made it when your idols become your rivals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h78fzd/you_know_youve_made_it_when_your_idols_become/ (flamingpiggy)
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The guys that do math tutorials online write shockingly well with a mouse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h78fp1/the_guys_that_do_math_tutorials_online_write/ (coles2345)
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Learning is the opposite of forgetting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h78em9/learning_is_the_opposite_of_forgetting/ (OpticToaster811)
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Some of the most beautiful cars are wasted on some of the most terrible drivers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h78eaz/some_of_the_most_beautiful_cars_are_wasted_on/ (farooqskariem)
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there are millions of pictures of random people spreaded on the internet because they uploaded them accidentally somewhere

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h78e9s/there_are_millions_of_pictures_of_random_people/ (HelloItsMeLol)
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Edible mouthwash would probably be way more thorough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h78e9f/edible_mouthwash_would_probably_be_way_more/ (dude3mv)
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The easiest way to win a staring contest is to squint your eyes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h78e3m/the_easiest_way_to_win_a_staring_contest_is_to/ (Bandit263)
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If you know you’re in the middle of nowhere then you aren’t because you know where you are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h78dhv/if_you_know_youre_in_the_middle_of_nowhere_then/ ([deleted])
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Manatees ALSO have a swimmer's build.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h789vs/manatees_also_have_a_swimmers_build/ (Columbusquill1977)
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We all might be extremely talented at doing something but just haven't discovered it yet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h789q8/we_all_might_be_extremely_talented_at_doing/ (chusikeuw)
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Boredom can be the motivation to get a lot of things done.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h789d1/boredom_can_be_the_motivation_to_get_a_lot_of/ ([deleted])
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Tea tastes better in glass, coffee tastes better in ceramic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h788ro/tea_tastes_better_in_glass_coffee_tastes_better/ (HassanMoRiT)
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If 666 is evil then 25.8069758011 is the root of all evil.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7888q/if_666_is_evil_then_258069758011_is_the_root_of/ (MelanthaJezek)
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Some people don’t even know lightning bugs exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7886v/some_people_dont_even_know_lightning_bugs_exist/ (drugthroughreality)
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Queueueueue woud be pronounce the same as queue.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h786us/queueueueue_woud_be_pronounce_the_same_as_queue/ (TradeMarke222)
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If you're chased by a serial killer then you're both running for your life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h786a1/if_youre_chased_by_a_serial_killer_then_youre/ (Minh1905)
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Superman shouldn’t be buff

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7856m/superman_shouldnt_be_buff/ (GRILLED_01)
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You know a performer is famous/popular when they can jump into the crowd and they will catch him and pass him around from person to person on his back.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h784xd/you_know_a_performer_is_famouspopular_when_they/ (Sebaspa1219)
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If anything else, wearing masks has made yawning less contagious

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h782gu/if_anything_else_wearing_masks_has_made_yawning/ (undeleted-error_76)
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If someone is scared of dying, people think of them as being weak or a scared-y-cat, but if someone isn't scared of dying, people think of them as reckless, or unintentionally suicidal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h781xd/if_someone_is_scared_of_dying_people_think_of/ (wildflxwrr)
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Some people pay more/less per ball rolled in bowling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h781us/some_people_pay_moreless_per_ball_rolled_in/ (Coltyn03)
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There’s too many mouths to feed, starvation and malnutrition are the product of rampant natalism.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7802k/theres_too_many_mouths_to_feed_starvation_and/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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If we stop eating we get withdrawal symptoms like a drug.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h77xs7/if_we_stop_eating_we_get_withdrawal_symptoms_like/ (OhShitIDontHaveAVPN)
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When we finally meet terrestrial life they’ll make fun of what we always thought they’d look and sound like

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h77u7m/when_we_finally_meet_terrestrial_life_theyll_make/ (korakata)
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bots check is a robot asking you if you're a robot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h77tat/bots_check_is_a_robot_asking_you_if_youre_a_robot/ (Right_now78)
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Mowing a garden is the same as deforestation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h77s2f/mowing_a_garden_is_the_same_as_deforestation/ (wooligano)
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No sane person likes hearing spoilers...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h77rch/no_sane_person_likes_hearing_spoilers/ (justmemesplease)
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If Harry Potter or Men In Black were real, we still wouldn’t know it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h77qy8/if_harry_potter_or_men_in_black_were_real_we/ (SwordieLotus)
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If the Ass is a Prison Wallet Then the Vagina is the Prison Purse

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h77pkh/if_the_ass_is_a_prison_wallet_then_the_vagina_is/ (thebooksmith)
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The World Cup trophy isn't even a container

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h77o7u/the_world_cup_trophy_isnt_even_a_container/ (Usernamedel)
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Peace will only exist when malnourishment ceases to exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h77n48/peace_will_only_exist_when_malnourishment_ceases/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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The way Twix are labeled, it's really more Top and Bottom than Left or Right.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h77l25/the_way_twix_are_labeled_its_really_more_top_and/ (ccurtiswriting)
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At one point, cliches were considered original and fresh

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h77kt4/at_one_point_cliches_were_considered_original_and/ (welltechnically7)
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If the matrix was real, then the trilogy would probably have been removed from the system

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h77jrd/if_the_matrix_was_real_then_the_trilogy_would/ (NOAVIER)
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Turns out law enforcement really doesn't like being stereotyped

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h77iv0/turns_out_law_enforcement_really_doesnt_like/ (TheDevilsAgent)
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A lot of times the difference between you and someone doing something stupid in a video on the internet is the video on the internet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h77hcu/a_lot_of_times_the_difference_between_you_and/ ([deleted])
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Most cars being towed past midnight are probably repossessed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h77hc5/most_cars_being_towed_past_midnight_are_probably/ (syfyguy64)
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There are probably some fish that are scared of crustaceans the way some humans are scared of bugs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h77g1x/there_are_probably_some_fish_that_are_scared_of/ (_cannoneer_)
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A surprising amount of statues aren’t properly stuck down!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h77fnr/a_surprising_amount_of_statues_arent_properly/ (spudgray)
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Pain feels more pleasant than itchiness

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h77f44/pain_feels_more_pleasant_than_itchiness/ (Tjamuil)
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The internet has given us a way to yell at others without listening to their responses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h77ecr/the_internet_has_given_us_a_way_to_yell_at_others/ (Clattu)
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Everyone thinks the street they live on is a cut-through.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h77ddh/everyone_thinks_the_street_they_live_on_is_a/ (ForsakenDrawer)
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If you cut a pizza in half, you have 2 big slices of pizza.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h77d26/if_you_cut_a_pizza_in_half_you_have_2_big_slices/ (web8564j)
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Paying a stranger to play with your toes is acceptable, but having a stranger play with your toes for free is not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h77b77/paying_a_stranger_to_play_with_your_toes_is/ (geewhizz90)
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N.W.A. may have been on to something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h779u7/nwa_may_have_been_on_to_something/ (L-G_Fuad)
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Being thick skinned in regards to opinions of others is only a positive thing until you become either a famous artist or politician.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h779hk/being_thick_skinned_in_regards_to_opinions_of/ (Catch399)
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Hummingbirds have more of a "face-straw" than a beak.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h778st/hummingbirds_have_more_of_a_facestraw_than_a_beak/ (KaiFoxy)
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It's weird how you can go faster on a bike since you're still providing all the force and it adds more weight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h776eu/its_weird_how_you_can_go_faster_on_a_bike_since/ (chrmon2)
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In the future the human colonists on Mars would likely get a lot bigger than people on earth due to low gravity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7765x/in_the_future_the_human_colonists_on_mars_would/ (MattSouth)
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“Don’t judge a book by its cover” must be really demotivating for book cover designers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h7759d/dont_judge_a_book_by_its_cover_must_be_really/ (bataleonboss)
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An overdose of birthdays is fatal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h773y5/an_overdose_of_birthdays_is_fatal/ (K_Korp)
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If we find a cure for cancer, the smoking industry is probably going to explode because we got rid of smoking’s biggest consequence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h76yxu/if_we_find_a_cure_for_cancer_the_smoking_industry/ (xXWrathofGodXx)
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Some people just used to know by heart most, if not all of the Odyssey

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h76xf0/some_people_just_used_to_know_by_heart_most_if/ (AxialGem)
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Every model is a poser.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h76ui9/every_model_is_a_poser/ (homosexualusername)
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The earth is so big that it is spinning at about 1,000 miles per hour but that is still only .00069 rpm

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h76ud6/the_earth_is_so_big_that_it_is_spinning_at_about/ (nf_fn)
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people in horror movie probably have not seen a horror movie before , based on how they act in scary situations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h18cdu/people_in_horror_movie_probably_have_not_seen_a/ ([deleted])
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If all the apples you have ever eaten got together and formed some sort of giant apple monster or something they could eat you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h18b0s/if_all_the_apples_you_have_ever_eaten_got/ (osh-bush)
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If you grow tomatoes in your house you not only get oxygen from the plant, but antioxidants from the fruit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h188r3/if_you_grow_tomatoes_in_your_house_you_not_only/ (mybustersword)
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No one has actually been in an empty room.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h1856a/no_one_has_actually_been_in_an_empty_room/ (SwayzeBG)
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Maybe technology and electricity is the magic system of our world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h184le/maybe_technology_and_electricity_is_the_magic/ (NoUAreStupid)
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We are very lucky space is in dark mode, imagine trying to sleep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h181nr/we_are_very_lucky_space_is_in_dark_mode_imagine/ (parkadeigo-gaming)
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If the big bang theory is to be believed, then there is no before to the before of the big bang

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h17xoi/if_the_big_bang_theory_is_to_be_believed_then/ (TrashMammal4Life)
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Screams are interesting because they're an instinctive reaction to attract other people's attention when you're in danger, and they work. We make a piercing noise to attract other humans in our aid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h17wu9/screams_are_interesting_because_theyre_an/ (laurabt1)
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If you have a smartphone and a brokerage account there’s a few taps on particular parts of the screen you can literally double your money in one day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h17vzf/if_you_have_a_smartphone_and_a_brokerage_account/ (PLUMBUM2)
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No one ever remembers 2nd place teams.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h17u98/no_one_ever_remembers_2nd_place_teams/ (PhotoClock)
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Catapults are yeeting machines.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h17tud/catapults_are_yeeting_machines/ (neelothpal-vipparla)
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When you exercise, you are purposefully damaging your muscles so they will rebuild themselves stronger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h17tox/when_you_exercise_you_are_purposefully_damaging/ (An_Epic_Pancake)
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It is natural for beavers to build dams, yet unnatural for humans to build homes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h17src/it_is_natural_for_beavers_to_build_dams_yet/ (IMissFreedom)
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If everyone wore high visibility/reflective vests they would have the opposite effect.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h17sgm/if_everyone_wore_high_visibilityreflective_vests/ (yeet12243)
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There is no such thing as an autonomous parasite. They cannot exist without a host.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h17rk4/there_is_no_such_thing_as_an_autonomous_parasite/ (llcwhit)
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If you don't exercise, you are unhealthy. If you do exercise, you get injured.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h17r5t/if_you_dont_exercise_you_are_unhealthy_if_you_do/ (IMissFreedom)
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It’s always daytime on Google Earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h17pzn/its_always_daytime_on_google_earth/ (ToxicoTranso)
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Few people have seen a cop in the rearview and said, "That's better."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h17pko/few_people_have_seen_a_cop_in_the_rearview_and/ (notwhatyouthino)
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The digestive system ends and starts with cheeks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h17n34/the_digestive_system_ends_and_starts_with_cheeks/ (435RWE3R54)
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All of our modern problems and worries originated with lawn darts and tainted Tylenol.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h17meg/all_of_our_modern_problems_and_worries_originated/ (MooseBayou)
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If there is an infinite number of parallel universes, there must be a reality where every single creature is inherently happy and loving. And one where every single creature is sad, angry and scared. Those opposite realities are heaven and hell.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h17m8p/if_there_is_an_infinite_number_of_parallel/ (Lum1nar)
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Since there are more bird species than mammal species, the age of dinosaurs never actually ended

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h17m44/since_there_are_more_bird_species_than_mammal/ (HerobaalLikesFish)
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Wearing masks suck. We will miss them when we have to be around people with bad breath again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h17lnq/wearing_masks_suck_we_will_miss_them_when_we_have/ (Andrewg1972)
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People with fire fetishes would love hell.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h17krr/people_with_fire_fetishes_would_love_hell/ (KinkyBumFukin)
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If you are always really inconsistent, you are technically consistently inconsistent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h17jfp/if_you_are_always_really_inconsistent_you_are/ (CompensateNow)
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Everyone has the potential to be a poet but they just don't know it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h17i1a/everyone_has_the_potential_to_be_a_poet_but_they/ (Seedpound)
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The release of half life 3 would destroy all competition the year it is released.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h17hta/the_release_of_half_life_3_would_destroy_all/ (alexwitwicky)
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Most apes have actual bones in their boners, but we don't

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h17ha2/most_apes_have_actual_bones_in_their_boners_but/ (AxialGem)
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Every day you put your shoes on, you're taking a gamble that a spider hasn't chosen one of them as a nice new resort

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h17fpq/every_day_you_put_your_shoes_on_youre_taking_a/ (vexed_chexmix)
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Drawing look better the more they look like a photo. Photos look better the more they look like a drawing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h17evi/drawing_look_better_the_more_they_look_like_a/ ([deleted])
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The average number of times a guy has been in his mom is more than 1

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h17bqu/the_average_number_of_times_a_guy_has_been_in_his/ (ihavethebestmarriage)
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Maybe the main reason that a show's rating falls when one of the main characters quits isn't because the story quality decreases but because people are unhappy that one of their favorite characters left and they can't differentiate between the 2 phenomenas.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h17b7q/maybe_the_main_reason_that_a_shows_rating_falls/ (SilentScroller23)
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Perhaps the reason so many people get boners during their presentation is because that is their kink.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h17ayq/perhaps_the_reason_so_many_people_get_boners/ ([deleted])
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Keeping it real will cause others to turn you into a martyr nowadays.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h17agx/keeping_it_real_will_cause_others_to_turn_you/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Zuckerberg will sell your soul for money if he was allowed to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h178yi/zuckerberg_will_sell_your_soul_for_money_if_he/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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When we colonize Mars, and people start living there and having families there, there will eventually be a Mars accent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h177rh/when_we_colonize_mars_and_people_start_living/ ([deleted])
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Knowing the truth makes you a villain nowadays.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h174y3/knowing_the_truth_makes_you_a_villain_nowadays/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Birthdays are fatal in large dosages.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h174h0/birthdays_are_fatal_in_large_dosages/ (Maciokan)
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Sanitizers get dirty to make us clean

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h174c3/sanitizers_get_dirty_to_make_us_clean/ (sp1nj1tzu)
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Somewhere in Alaska there is somebody whose actual job is selling ice to Eskimos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h173yq/somewhere_in_alaska_there_is_somebody_whose/ ([deleted])
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Most people have been or will be incel at some point in their lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h1728m/most_people_have_been_or_will_be_incel_at_some/ (ABitWP2)
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None of your direct ancestors were virgins, but you might be.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h1703d/none_of_your_direct_ancestors_were_virgins_but/ (Hy-phenated)
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Shit Happens is a Fun Expression Right Up Until Shit Actually Happens

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h16zxt/shit_happens_is_a_fun_expression_right_up_until/ (MountainRiderAK)
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Laziness is probably extreme conservation instinct (conserve energy)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h16yyg/laziness_is_probably_extreme_conservation/ ([deleted])
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If you ask someone how much they earn they'll often feel embarrassed to tell you. But it's not the amount that's embarrassing, it's that you can attach it to them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h16wzb/if_you_ask_someone_how_much_they_earn_theyll/ (Fingerbob73)
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Behind every sex worker, there is someone working to pay for sex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h16w7f/behind_every_sex_worker_there_is_someone_working/ ([deleted])
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Slapping a bag of soil is the same as slapping a bag of rice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h16w5y/slapping_a_bag_of_soil_is_the_same_as_slapping_a/ (asienmi)
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If dust is made up of dead skin cells... then there's millions of mini-me's floating around in the abyss.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h16uh4/if_dust_is_made_up_of_dead_skin_cells_then_theres/ (muiyanyan)
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popular clothing companies turn people into walking advertisements and convince them its fashion

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h16tfg/popular_clothing_companies_turn_people_into/ (m-e-d-i-o-g-r-e)
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You never stop clapping, there's just longer intervals between each one...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h16t35/you_never_stop_clapping_theres_just_longer/ (Chubby_Limes)
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Over the years, the goal of singing happy birthday transitions from making someone feel loved to the sole purpose of embarrassing the hell out of them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h16sx8/over_the_years_the_goal_of_singing_happy_birthday/ (RangerJoe07)
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The sun may never have set on the British empire, but it never shined on it either

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h16pil/the_sun_may_never_have_set_on_the_british_empire/ (Apocafeller)
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If you could teleport but your teleportation came from your atoms you could technically teleport anything you touched cause then your skin cells would rub off on to it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h16p3w/if_you_could_teleport_but_your_teleportation_came/ (TheyCallMeModd)
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You don’t know if you’re immortal until you do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h16npu/you_dont_know_if_youre_immortal_until_you_do/ (kinggamerstorm)
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Journalists better get some sleep because November 4 to January 20 is going to be interesting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h16n7m/journalists_better_get_some_sleep_because/ (thishasntbeeneasy)
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Kids who put milk before cereal are the quite kids in the class

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h16ldl/kids_who_put_milk_before_cereal_are_the_quite/ (435RWE3R54)
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Daniel Radcliffe really could have used green contacts to fit the description

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h16jwp/daniel_radcliffe_really_could_have_used_green/ (getkabammed)
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Someone definitely masturbated and orgasmed in a high rise condo/hotel/apartment balcony, that liquid hit someones car and the car owner assumed some bird did it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h16jl3/someone_definitely_masturbated_and_orgasmed_in_a/ (Effort0)
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Most of your childhood possessions are either in a landfill somewhere or part of the Great Pacific Garbage Patch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h16iyv/most_of_your_childhood_possessions_are_either_in/ (GParkerG93)
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One day kids will only recognize the Flintstones as gummy's, not the tv show

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h16i93/one_day_kids_will_only_recognize_the_flintstones/ (SargeCronus)
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An empty wheelchair is probably the strangest thing to find.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h16hz4/an_empty_wheelchair_is_probably_the_strangest/ (sanswithagun)
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Your animals in hayday haven’t eaten in years

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h16gjd/your_animals_in_hayday_havent_eaten_in_years/ (Droke1231)
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You can’t truly be happy without challenges.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h16fan/you_cant_truly_be_happy_without_challenges/ (hungryfordonuts5)
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After the last few months it’s fair to say that no one has 2020 vision

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h16e6k/after_the_last_few_months_its_fair_to_say_that_no/ ([deleted])
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The rainbow is a terrible symbol for gay people. They have zero diversity in the bedroom. Any single color motif would be appropriate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h16doj/the_rainbow_is_a_terrible_symbol_for_gay_people/ (BaronVonCockmurder)
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Yin Yang is 69

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h16crg/yin_yang_is_69/ (ojlenga)
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Sleeping is similar to dying

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h16c6l/sleeping_is_similar_to_dying/ (DyingNarwhalUnicorn)
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stocks are pay to win.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h165l2/stocks_are_pay_to_win/ (LaloGalo7682)
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Grand pianos are technically string instruments.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h1657f/grand_pianos_are_technically_string_instruments/ (BradenMer)
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Kids think adults have their shit together. Untill they are adults and see that almost nobody has their shit together, but almost everyone is good at hiding that.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h163oj/kids_think_adults_have_their_shit_together_untill/ (Gilgameshbrah)
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Being "smart for your age" is less evolutionary advantageous than it used to be.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h162bi/being_smart_for_your_age_is_less_evolutionary/ (forbetterconvo)
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Batman made taking a car to a crime scene cool.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h161p4/batman_made_taking_a_car_to_a_crime_scene_cool/ (lukessj5)
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Shouldn't water go up your ass in water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h16094/shouldnt_water_go_up_your_ass_in_water/ (shadiwthethincat)
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Pornography magixines in Harry Potter must be amazing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h15zzb/pornography_magixines_in_harry_potter_must_be/ (hjspastanoodle1a)
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You can't have a mathematically correct "love triangle" unless at least one person is gay. Otherwise, you're missing a side.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h15yya/you_cant_have_a_mathematically_correct_love/ (cartoon_violence)
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Darth is probably just a really shortened version of Dark Lord Of The Sith

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h15y8j/darth_is_probably_just_a_really_shortened_version/ (XGamerdude1X)
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Maturity is when you go to your search history to actually find something you looked up in the past but forgot where to find it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h15xxd/maturity_is_when_you_go_to_your_search_history_to/ (newcatoldschoolfeel)
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Behind every naked statue, there is a sculptor who saw a person naked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h15x9z/behind_every_naked_statue_there_is_a_sculptor_who/ (PhotoClock)
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There’s a chance animals don’t see people as humans. Instead they may have named us a completely different species.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h15w08/theres_a_chance_animals_dont_see_people_as_humans/ ([deleted])
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Fiber might be the only vitamin/supplement where the consumer considers it a success if it just goes right through and is pooped out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h15v40/fiber_might_be_the_only_vitaminsupplement_where/ (flapjackbandit00)
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A 4 prongs trident is a fork, a 3 progns fork is a trident, a 5 prongs fork is nonsense and a 6 prongs fork is madness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h15utu/a_4_prongs_trident_is_a_fork_a_3_progns_fork_is_a/ (Trollberto__)
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“Groundbreaking work” would probably just be average work among construction workers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h15ud2/groundbreaking_work_would_probably_just_be/ (oceanskies29)
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Ambulances are the linebackers of cars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h15tld/ambulances_are_the_linebackers_of_cars/ (teddymaniacc)
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You’re closer to being a millionaire than Bill gates is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h15t8e/youre_closer_to_being_a_millionaire_than_bill/ (SirSquidiotic)
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When one reads a book twice it's reread, but when one solves something once it's resolved

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h15sly/when_one_reads_a_book_twice_its_reread_but_when/ (YouTubeLawyer1)
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She tries to keep you fat so you’re unattractive to other women,

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h15rq1/she_tries_to_keep_you_fat_so_youre_unattractive/ (Everydaybadnews)
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The song "They don't really care about us" by Michael Jackson could the theme song for the protesters

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h15req/the_song_they_dont_really_care_about_us_by/ (Mkdblitz)
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By writing about people becoming just 'bricks in the wall', they became otherwise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h15qnn/by_writing_about_people_becoming_just_bricks_in/ ([deleted])
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Erasers sacrifice their own lives for our own mistakes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h15q9g/erasers_sacrifice_their_own_lives_for_our_own/ (androidnerd103)
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The internet is a collective human made Universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h15psh/the_internet_is_a_collective_human_made_universe/ (-smashbros-)
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Being a vampire nowadays must be verry scary as there is more and more HIV and hepatitis cases

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h15pgq/being_a_vampire_nowadays_must_be_verry_scary_as/ (Dolrog)
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English language is the homework done by copying all other homeworks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h15ooe/english_language_is_the_homework_done_by_copying/ (Artisticspawm)
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Some people don't like children because children won't politely pretend that you didn't hurt their feelings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h15lly/some_people_dont_like_children_because_children/ (takaperoinen-miete)
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Your baby teeth may still be somewhere out there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h15kuj/your_baby_teeth_may_still_be_somewhere_out_there/ ([deleted])
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Future video games could have sentient A.I. enemies that players can murder without anyone to stop them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h15jvb/future_video_games_could_have_sentient_ai_enemies/ (JulianStar)
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You spend your entire life gathering guests to your own funeral

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h15jov/you_spend_your_entire_life_gathering_guests_to/ (androidnerd103)
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Parents don't always want their children to become better than them. Sometimes they want their children to become what they couldn't become

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h15ixh/parents_dont_always_want_their_children_to_become/ (syndicate1024)
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We probably found as much money randomly as we've lost

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h15iqv/we_probably_found_as_much_money_randomly_as_weve/ (twopeas_onepod)
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Water proof clothing must be difficult to wash.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h15icm/water_proof_clothing_must_be_difficult_to_wash/ (Kazukaphur)
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It’s scientifically possible to have triplets where only two of them are identical

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h15i4d/its_scientifically_possible_to_have_triplets/ (prmaa)
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You are a skeleton of meat and bone with a lump of personality

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h15gzb/you_are_a_skeleton_of_meat_and_bone_with_a_lump/ (zmahmud1208)
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Mail trucks MPG must be all over the place

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h15g5s/mail_trucks_mpg_must_be_all_over_the_place/ (Camjeep99)
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A lot of personality disorders which are usually linked to bullying can be linked to bad parenting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h15fyj/a_lot_of_personality_disorders_which_are_usually/ (OkPreference6)
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Monopoly has a monopoly on monopoly like games.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h15fgm/monopoly_has_a_monopoly_on_monopoly_like_games/ (sappigeboi)
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There are probably men out there who have kids without knowing that they do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h15f31/there_are_probably_men_out_there_who_have_kids/ (twopeas_onepod)
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‌‌Don't r‌‌elax t‌‌oo s‌‌oon, 2‌‌020 m‌‌ight b‌‌e j‌‌ust a‌‌ t‌‌railer o‌‌f 2‌‌021

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h15er7/dont_relax_too_soon_2020_might_be_just_a_trailer/ (vpetrychuk)
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If you sit on top of a "Keep Off" sign, you are technically obeying it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h15css/if_you_sit_on_top_of_a_keep_off_sign_you_are/ (BorfCrust)
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When you learn new skills in math class, you unlock new calculator buttons.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h15bpi/when_you_learn_new_skills_in_math_class_you/ (meow_hereitcomes)
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Someday in the future, there will be no more perfect skipping stones on land.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h159t8/someday_in_the_future_there_will_be_no_more/ (sporkachoon)
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Birthdays are fatal in large dosages

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h159qw/birthdays_are_fatal_in_large_dosages/ (Heshboii)
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If women could lay eggs like Chicken, we could have resolved world Hunger

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h1583g/if_women_could_lay_eggs_like_chicken_we_could/ (amitsunkool24)
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You may never see the box in which your body will spend the rest of its life after you die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h157w6/you_may_never_see_the_box_in_which_your_body_will/ (youruncke)
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You can look at the sun directly without protection. But only two chances.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h156a8/you_can_look_at_the_sun_directly_without/ (jeffrunning)
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We're the only animal species that regularly wipes their butt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h155sl/were_the_only_animal_species_that_regularly_wipes/ (Killentyme55)
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You never close your eyes when you sleep, you just look at your inner eyelid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h153hf/you_never_close_your_eyes_when_you_sleep_you_just/ (Opirentis)
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Humans and Venus Fly Traps are the only two living things that hunt for sport.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h15347/humans_and_venus_fly_traps_are_the_only_two/ ([deleted])
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With the amount of people refusing to wear masks or clearly wearing their masks incorrectly, it is pretty easy to see why there is still a problem with STIs and unplanned pregnancy in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h1522x/with_the_amount_of_people_refusing_to_wear_masks/ (nbyone)
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ATLA started streaming a while back. Maybe People just tried to pretend bending the elements and that was the reason we had been having storms, earth quakes, flood over the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h150mi/atla_started_streaming_a_while_back_maybe_people/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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Every new generation of cubones don't just wear their parents skull but also their parents ancestors skulls

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h14yq6/every_new_generation_of_cubones_dont_just_wear/ (i_crapped_my_socks)
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Hotel lobbies must be the main place many people had their first experience with cucumber water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h14wxh/hotel_lobbies_must_be_the_main_place_many_people/ (TravellingBeard)
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Those who stay up all night and complain about having no sleep also complain about getting no money while working at McDonalds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h14wx1/those_who_stay_up_all_night_and_complain_about/ (UnkownArty13)
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You can grab a phone from any part of the phone without being strange

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h14wc1/you_can_grab_a_phone_from_any_part_of_the_phone/ (Knife_Kirby)
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Sensitivity training is a thing, but many people would benefit from the exact opposite.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h14vfu/sensitivity_training_is_a_thing_but_many_people/ (energyvampire1)
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The floor selection buttons are useless inside the car of a two story elevator.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h14up2/the_floor_selection_buttons_are_useless_inside/ (LaUNCHandSmASH)
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mabey dogs only bring the ball back because they think you enjoy throwing it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h14ub7/mabey_dogs_only_bring_the_ball_back_because_they/ (mrcharlesboyle)
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"Are you a robot?" questions are checked by robots, meaning robots know the correct way to answer them, which defeats the purpose of asking the question in the first place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h14u7w/are_you_a_robot_questions_are_checked_by_robots/ (grove4lyf)
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Most people don’t even know how to use a search engine properly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h14tia/most_people_dont_even_know_how_to_use_a_search/ (Everydaybadnews)
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You’ll probably never find out if you have minor deformities on your internal organs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h14t4l/youll_probably_never_find_out_if_you_have_minor/ (sirreaal)
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If you had taken an eye test in your early childhood, that was also probably a literacy test

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h14so7/if_you_had_taken_an_eye_test_in_your_early/ (Freudian-Sips)
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a jump rope is both a piece of equipment and a set of instructions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h14skz/a_jump_rope_is_both_a_piece_of_equipment_and_a/ (311_420_69)
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A street sign saying "slow down for pets" would probably be more effective than the signs saying "slow down for children".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h14pwy/a_street_sign_saying_slow_down_for_pets_would/ (troublesomecatperson)
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Police department quality/reputation is probably going to play a much more significant role in real estate purchase decisions than ever in history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h14pvk/police_department_qualityreputation_is_probably/ (FracturedAnt1)
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Humans are always facing forward, we will never be facing "backwards"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h14n1d/humans_are_always_facing_forward_we_will_never_be/ ([deleted])
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Participating in Q&A platforms teaches you it's a lot harder to find an interesting question than it is to find an interesting answer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h14lsu/participating_in_qa_platforms_teaches_you_its_a/ (shannister)
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In Moana, Maui couldn't have pulled all the land up from the water and have been tossed in the sea by his parents from land that wasn't created yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h14inb/in_moana_maui_couldnt_have_pulled_all_the_land_up/ (SeanFromQueens)
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More people would probably try / enjoy Tofu if it wasn’t specifically marketed as a meat alternative

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h14gj8/more_people_would_probably_try_enjoy_tofu_if_it/ (Speculatory)
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You’ve probably seen the exact car mentioned in an amber alert but you just didn’t pay attention to the alert itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h14cod/youve_probably_seen_the_exact_car_mentioned_in_an/ ([deleted])
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2019 wasnt so bad tbh.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h14bzd/2019_wasnt_so_bad_tbh/ (Zansibar17)
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We are all the background characters in everyone else's life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h14bd1/we_are_all_the_background_characters_in_everyone/ (Miss--Pauling)
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"Singed" is an actual word but isn't the past tense of Sing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h14bax/singed_is_an_actual_word_but_isnt_the_past_tense/ (ShadowStrike2)
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If you’re on one of those fake teams that go against the Harlem globetrotters, your job is to just get destroyed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h149j7/if_youre_on_one_of_those_fake_teams_that_go/ (TheFlame150)
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Birds and humans are the only kinds of animals that are primarily bipedal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h149bc/birds_and_humans_are_the_only_kinds_of_animals/ (is_actually_a_doctor)
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The person who invented the word 'Trainers' was probably a sports person but the person who invented the word 'Sneakers' was probably a burglar

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h148u3/the_person_who_invented_the_word_trainers_was/ (flipping_heck64)
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If you're ever feeling old, just remember that you still have more experience being a kid than an adult until about the age of 36.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h1469z/if_youre_ever_feeling_old_just_remember_that_you/ (FistingUrDad)
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The first author used no citations, greatly discrediting their work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h145nv/the_first_author_used_no_citations_greatly/ (MrBowlfish)
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We all could have had air bending powers but couldn't have realised it. The air that was controlled could've been so slow, weak, in a wrong direction or even across the other side of the planet, you won't realise the impact you've made.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h1445j/we_all_could_have_had_air_bending_powers_but/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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When he says you're one in a million, there is at least 7 thousand like you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h142g9/when_he_says_youre_one_in_a_million_there_is_at/ (lopezjessy)
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Most people who wear athletic clothes don't even work out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h141d4/most_people_who_wear_athletic_clothes_dont_even/ (TsimBouki)
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You can’t see if you don’t have any eyes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h140zl/you_cant_see_if_you_dont_have_any_eyes/ (Everydaybadnews)
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There are probably billions of photos of people who can't stand each other anymore. But they're smiling in those photos forever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h14095/there_are_probably_billions_of_photos_of_people/ (ruvo-)
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Being passive agressive is emotional manipulation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h1403m/being_passive_agressive_is_emotional_manipulation/ (greattoilet)
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You can never watch a full movie because of blinking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h13yj2/you_can_never_watch_a_full_movie_because_of/ (Maahee_2)
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The total amount of shirts you need is dependent on how often you wash your clothes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h13w7c/the_total_amount_of_shirts_you_need_is_dependent/ (spinn80)
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Anyone who tells you a bird shitting on you is good luck is usually coming from a position of not having recently been shit on by a bird.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h13vx0/anyone_who_tells_you_a_bird_shitting_on_you_is/ (Trayuk)
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there are billions of numbers that have never been used before

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h13txv/there_are_billions_of_numbers_that_have_never/ (gcnHNYqvzB637fYQvQDt)
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When washing your follicles. If you have really short hair and lose 10 hairs it seems like a little hair loss if noticeable at all. If you have long hair and lose 10 it seems like a lot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h13so2/when_washing_your_follicles_if_you_have_really/ ([deleted])
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When you expect the unexpected, the unexpected is no longer unexpected because you expected it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h13sml/when_you_expect_the_unexpected_the_unexpected_is/ (JSorRuya)
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Studying or learning something new is farming for XP to unlock a new skill.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h13sbj/studying_or_learning_something_new_is_farming_for/ ([deleted])
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Louis Pasteur truly was a man of culture

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h13rxb/louis_pasteur_truly_was_a_man_of_culture/ (bbuck96)
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If humans were smaller, birds would go from cute to horrifying behemoths.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h13obl/if_humans_were_smaller_birds_would_go_from_cute/ (FarmsOnReddditNow)
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We use numbers to communicate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h13o67/we_use_numbers_to_communicate/ (DarkVeneno)
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Some policewomen must have siblings with children -- making them Auntie Police.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h13nog/some_policewomen_must_have_siblings_with_children/ (TjW0569)
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Mark Harmon has played Gibbs on NCIS as long as or longer than some high schoolers have been alive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h13nap/mark_harmon_has_played_gibbs_on_ncis_as_long_as/ (Obviouslarry)
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nextfuckinglevel and whatcouldgowrong are simply inversely proportional

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h13ms7/nextfuckinglevel_and_whatcouldgowrong_are_simply/ (thisisshub)
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In a friend group, the person that dies last will visit everyone else’s funerals, but no one will come to their own

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h13m9c/in_a_friend_group_the_person_that_dies_last_will/ ([deleted])
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If you're honest and awesome, then you can be called "credible and incredible" or "believable and unbelievable."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h13hwu/if_youre_honest_and_awesome_then_you_can_be/ ([deleted])
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Everybody you meet teaches you something

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h13h6o/everybody_you_meet_teaches_you_something/ (gingypipi)
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Using only "y" to write "why" or "u" to write "you" is more phonetic than the actual spelling

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h13f7c/using_only_y_to_write_why_or_u_to_write_you_is/ (Der_Pepe)
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An unborn child is a parasite you put inside someone willingly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h13f69/an_unborn_child_is_a_parasite_you_put_inside/ (Stuf404)
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You were the fastest sperm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h13c7m/you_were_the_fastest_sperm/ ([deleted])
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Finding a girl who’s just like the boys is the ideal situation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h13a5b/finding_a_girl_whos_just_like_the_boys_is_the/ (CuckBoiHours)
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No one actually looks for the mematic watermark, we just see text and read it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h139fx/no_one_actually_looks_for_the_mematic_watermark/ (BosscoreGaming)
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Earth Benders could control asteroids. As soon as it enters atmosphere, Fire benders could control it too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h139bm/earth_benders_could_control_asteroids_as_soon_as/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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We all have a hidden talent we will probably never discover

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h1398k/we_all_have_a_hidden_talent_we_will_probably/ (lowballerjoe)
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Your biggest anti-climax is the biggest climax of your anti-climaxes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h138ad/your_biggest_anticlimax_is_the_biggest_climax_of/ (Fivealmond)
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There’s a difference between agreeing with something and actually believing in it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h137vw/theres_a_difference_between_agreeing_with/ (TsonK)
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Mint’s the winter of flavors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h1377l/mints_the_winter_of_flavors/ (_cannoneer_)
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Artifical Intelligence will farm out the captchas they cannot solve to humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h136rq/artifical_intelligence_will_farm_out_the_captchas/ (Kalurael)
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People in prison still for a smoking a joint were not pardon from jail they were grandfathered in

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h134dg/people_in_prison_still_for_a_smoking_a_joint_were/ (hcw221992)
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Every land is an island because it’s surrounded by water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h1340t/every_land_is_an_island_because_its_surrounded_by/ (potatosarereallydope)
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Whoever created the word "visibility" sure put a lot of i's on it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h132nf/whoever_created_the_word_visibility_sure_put_a/ (taylaj)
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Macromastia is a condition for women with oversized breast. Funny that there is not an equal word for men who have oversized dicks( that still function as oversized breast do).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h132dk/macromastia_is_a_condition_for_women_with/ (lclutchl)
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Sitting "indian style" is the same position you start in yoga from India.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h131zo/sitting_indian_style_is_the_same_position_you/ (McNastte)
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George Washington never knew there was such a thing as dinosaurs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h131r3/george_washington_never_knew_there_was_such_a/ ([deleted])
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When we colonize the moon, and people start living there and having families there, there will eventually be a moon accent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h1310m/when_we_colonize_the_moon_and_people_start_living/ (MuteUrMic998)
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Everything's a no-brainer to a decapitated person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h12wcs/everythings_a_nobrainer_to_a_decapitated_person/ (DeltaParallax)
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We always notice how easy it is for flies to get in and how hard it is for them to get out. But we never notice the flies that didn't make it inside, because they couldn't find the way

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h12vk8/we_always_notice_how_easy_it_is_for_flies_to_get/ (jiklogen)
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Temperature regulators from showers have a far to wide range

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h12us9/temperature_regulators_from_showers_have_a_far_to/ (ritswan)
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Chandler must have been disturbed by Joey having sex in the room next door literally hundreds of times over the years

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h12uqi/chandler_must_have_been_disturbed_by_joey_having/ (Slim_Charleston)
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If it's warmer outside than it is indoors, then your house is a giant cooler.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h12uck/if_its_warmer_outside_than_it_is_indoors_then/ (jiklogen)
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There are people who care more about paying off fictional loans to animals than paying off their actual loans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h12t3t/there_are_people_who_care_more_about_paying_off/ (CulturedGrass)
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Somewhere between the 80s and 2000s, they realized it was better to get actors to work out than get bodybuilders to act

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h12snf/somewhere_between_the_80s_and_2000s_they_realized/ (thelandan)
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Tubs are the opposite of boats

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h12nrk/tubs_are_the_opposite_of_boats/ (willsmithonice)
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One day the grocery stores will have synthetic fruit that tastes just like the real thing, but old people will refuse to eat them because they tried one 30 years ago and the first 3D printed fruit tasted like crap.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h12n8o/one_day_the_grocery_stores_will_have_synthetic/ (takaperoinen-miete)
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Chefs that cook in front of you are pretty similar to strippers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h12mqj/chefs_that_cook_in_front_of_you_are_pretty/ (KingsKnight24)
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The only use for penny's is to avoid geting more

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h12kxt/the_only_use_for_pennys_is_to_avoid_geting_more/ (mepasoure)
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Burnt polish books could've had a breakthrough in quantum physics.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h12ksp/burnt_polish_books_couldve_had_a_breakthrough_in/ (Cryptic__Death)
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A lot of plants have two types of stem cells.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h12ixh/a_lot_of_plants_have_two_types_of_stem_cells/ (FaTb0i8u)
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Everything is a net If you zoom in far enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h12il0/everything_is_a_net_if_you_zoom_in_far_enough/ (Im_TH_irsty)
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Tobacco is to air what tea is to water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h12ijt/tobacco_is_to_air_what_tea_is_to_water/ (QuiGonBinks)
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Vampires must have a hell of a stock portfolio in order to afford rent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h12hgi/vampires_must_have_a_hell_of_a_stock_portfolio_in/ (TheRyanator7)
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Amazon has turned us all into cargo cultists

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h12hd0/amazon_has_turned_us_all_into_cargo_cultists/ (GlockAF)
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Teacher's jobs are to train possible future competition

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h12fhv/teachers_jobs_are_to_train_possible_future/ (BetLetsDoIt)
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Clothes get all the blame for being stinky.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h12fhk/clothes_get_all_the_blame_for_being_stinky/ ([deleted])
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Televised cartoons are simply more complicated sock puppets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h12f46/televised_cartoons_are_simply_more_complicated/ (magician116)
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Somehow someway 5×5 = 25 has the same energy as Friday

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h12cq4/somehow_someway_55_25_has_the_same_energy_as/ (Mr_Freese)
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8ft isn't long until you're falling from it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h12bvq/8ft_isnt_long_until_youre_falling_from_it/ (dafighder)
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Pouring coffee on someone is more likely to wake them up than letting them drink it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h12bpj/pouring_coffee_on_someone_is_more_likely_to_wake/ (Komaka)
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With all the faceless dick pics online, there is a good chance that you have unknowingly seen (and maybe admired) the penis of a close male relative.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h1289b/with_all_the_faceless_dick_pics_online_there_is_a/ (Columbusquill1977)
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The biggest loser is the guy who got 2nd place in a loser's contest

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h127ma/the_biggest_loser_is_the_guy_who_got_2nd_place_in/ (BigGoose420)
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Waldo wouldn’t be able to lift weights at the gym because no one can spot him

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h123zx/waldo_wouldnt_be_able_to_lift_weights_at_the_gym/ (Ohm_B)
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Knife: easy to hack a person, difficult to hack a computer . Hacker: easy to hack a computer, difficult to hack a person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h12369/knife_easy_to_hack_a_person_difficult_to_hack_a/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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Humans shed their skin, just not all at once like some animals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h120fd/humans_shed_their_skin_just_not_all_at_once_like/ (OrangeDesert)
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When an alarm clock is "going off", it either just started making noise or it just stopped making noise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h11z85/when_an_alarm_clock_is_going_off_it_either_just/ (hjhoulton)
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people from the southern hemisphere might spin the other way when they’re drunk just like how huricanes spin the other way

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h11x2f/people_from_the_southern_hemisphere_might_spin/ (GloriousThighlander)
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If the rapture happened, all our pets would freak tf out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h11sk0/if_the_rapture_happened_all_our_pets_would_freak/ (knowledgeispower501-)
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We all have to deal with the fact that life is unfair, therefore meaning it is fair.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h11r60/we_all_have_to_deal_with_the_fact_that_life_is/ ([deleted])
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Accidentally touching someone's hand while grabbing something out of his/her hand is unnecessarily awkward.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h11qvt/accidentally_touching_someones_hand_while/ (RedditEffigy)
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Deaf & hearing-impaired people must be going crazy not being able to lipread with everyone wearing masks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h11qag/deaf_hearingimpaired_people_must_be_going_crazy/ (Cendaddy)
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F.R.I.E.N.D.S completely ruined the most basic chat up line for everyone else. “How you doing?”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h11qa5/friends_completely_ruined_the_most_basic_chat_up/ ([deleted])
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AskRe(d)dit is actually a data mining bot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h11muf/askreddit_is_actually_a_data_mining_bot/ (dipherent1)
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Kar3n has became an adjective instead of a noun

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h11ku7/kar3n_has_became_an_adjective_instead_of_a_noun/ (phantom_soon)
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Somewhere in our history, there may have been an instance of a serial killer just so happening to kill another serial killer without realizing it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h11jq0/somewhere_in_our_history_there_may_have_been_an/ (Weeeyerd)
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We have all tried to cast a magical spell as a kid, and it never worked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h11jp1/we_have_all_tried_to_cast_a_magical_spell_as_a/ (RedditEffigy)
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It bothers you more if a person goes through your belongings and doesn't take anything as opposed to if they actually stole something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h11iqz/it_bothers_you_more_if_a_person_goes_through_your/ ([deleted])
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Since stuff like breast implants take way longer to decompose than human body tissue, there’s probably quite a few coffins out there that just have a skeleton and two silicone blobs in them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h11hrh/since_stuff_like_breast_implants_take_way_longer/ (192837465591827364)
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It doesn't matter how much of a monster someone actually is - if you can make people laugh, you can make people love you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h11h6v/it_doesnt_matter_how_much_of_a_monster_someone/ (takaperoinen-miete)
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A battery that charge a motor with long rod that charge the battery and another charge a item that powered by the same motor

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h11gr7/a_battery_that_charge_a_motor_with_long_rod_that/ ([deleted])
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Given that atoms don't have corners, nothing is in fact straight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h11dfa/given_that_atoms_dont_have_corners_nothing_is_in/ (SethNKelly)
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Blind people wouldn't have known about the existence of "Shadows"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h11cuv/blind_people_wouldnt_have_known_about_the/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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Deaf people wouldn't know music exists if we hadn't told them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h11c4g/deaf_people_wouldnt_know_music_exists_if_we_hadnt/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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Putting “World’s” before anything doesn’t add to a description

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h11b01/putting_worlds_before_anything_doesnt_add_to_a/ (BlueEyedBoggleFish)
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Countries are a form of discrimination

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h119ns/countries_are_a_form_of_discrimination/ (happypup324)
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There are probably dogs who know each other by their smell, but will never meet because their owners have a different dog walking routine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h1163k/there_are_probably_dogs_who_know_each_other_by/ (sILAZS)
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“Writing a check your ass can’t cash” can never be disproven, no bank would ever let you try it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h1161d/writing_a_check_your_ass_cant_cash_can_never_be/ (drugthroughreality)
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Casino insurers probably know how all the big magic tricks are performed for underwriting purposes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h115v6/casino_insurers_probably_know_how_all_the_big/ (czamani)
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AI will never be human since it cannot have a human experience to learn from.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h1141s/ai_will_never_be_human_since_it_cannot_have_a/ (wompt)
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Losing control is pitiful for a person; never having it is standard

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h1122o/losing_control_is_pitiful_for_a_person_never/ ([deleted])
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White suburban ladies find “true crime” podcasts etc exciting, because they’ve generally never experienced a real crime in their lives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h111yv/white_suburban_ladies_find_true_crime_podcasts/ ([deleted])
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We have wasted thousands and thousands of geniuses throughout History because of poverty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h111x3/we_have_wasted_thousands_and_thousands_of/ (azert1000)
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Being outside and getting your shoes very muddy, coming inside and quickly changing to a different pair of shoes, and then proceeding to immediately walk on carpet always feels very wrong and weird.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h111oe/being_outside_and_getting_your_shoes_very_muddy/ (Firebirdflame)
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If you keep a blade close enough to a beating heart, it would stab itself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h1116b/if_you_keep_a_blade_close_enough_to_a_beating/ (xXInviktor27Xx)
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The Police wrote a song about taking breathes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h110r1/the_police_wrote_a_song_about_taking_breathes/ (alias007)
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A pregnant woman is, literally, a bodybuilder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h10zku/a_pregnant_woman_is_literally_a_bodybuilder/ (jimmysv)
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If we remember what we dreamed than we remember something that didn't happen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h10yz2/if_we_remember_what_we_dreamed_than_we_remember/ (Chupacbra)
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Some people might get disappointed when they try listening to space, since they won't hear anything. But it's just because sound is vibrating air, and there's no air in space.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h10xnp/some_people_might_get_disappointed_when_they_try/ (The_Lonely_Frog)
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If you told your boss you'd give 110% then only give 100%. Then you're really giving them about 91%.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h10u99/if_you_told_your_boss_youd_give_110_then_only/ (TempleOfBone)
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Pulling blinds is the "inserting a USB stick into your PC" of your house

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h10t7v/pulling_blinds_is_the_inserting_a_usb_stick_into/ ([deleted])
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critics review movies and tv shows as if they were creating the show/movie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h10t54/critics_review_movies_and_tv_shows_as_if_they/ ([deleted])
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There's a good chance that people have clicked on a "CAPTCHA" image of themselves and not realized it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h10s0j/theres_a_good_chance_that_people_have_clicked_on/ ([deleted])
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A vegetative Kim Jong Un is a Kim Chi

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h10rry/a_vegetative_kim_jong_un_is_a_kim_chi/ ([deleted])
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Automation isn't a labour problem; it's a who owns the machine problem.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h10rjq/automation_isnt_a_labour_problem_its_a_who_owns/ (VerbotenPublish)
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Dogs often live lives better than humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h10qpe/dogs_often_live_lives_better_than_humans/ (cocacolaguy23)
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Gambling is only bad when you lose otherwise it’s a high paying career.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h10p76/gambling_is_only_bad_when_you_lose_otherwise_its/ ([deleted])
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Scams are allowed to be literal ads on the Internet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h10npa/scams_are_allowed_to_be_literal_ads_on_the/ (somkkeshav555)
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There is no standardized test for independent thinking

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h10mgw/there_is_no_standardized_test_for_independent/ (cmaniak)
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teachers hate all the knowledge that can be in a single place in the internet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h10lsm/teachers_hate_all_the_knowledge_that_can_be_in_a/ (ArmedEnt2206)
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Farting is a free extension of personal space

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h10kyy/farting_is_a_free_extension_of_personal_space/ (Revengesurfer)
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The envelopes in Harry Potter probably moan when you lick them...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h10kxg/the_envelopes_in_harry_potter_probably_moan_when/ (rogan-paul)
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You’ll never see anyone reign longer than Queen Elizabeth ll. It might happen but you’ll never see it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h10kj7/youll_never_see_anyone_reign_longer_than_queen/ (LeBrow110)
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You are = You’re, Are not = aren’t, You are not ≠ You’re’nt

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h10kbp/you_are_youre_are_not_arent_you_are_not_yourent/ (Kribakk)
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Imperial units are so weird that when you want to compare e.g. inch and mile the easiest way is to convert them both into metric

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h10jd7/imperial_units_are_so_weird_that_when_you_want_to/ (Dr-H-Doofenshmirtz)
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Pornhub is the only platform where people love everyone irrespective of their race, Colour or sexuality.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h10ite/pornhub_is_the_only_platform_where_people_love/ (__Dawn__Amber__)
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We know our own level of sentience due to our level of sentience

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h10iay/we_know_our_own_level_of_sentience_due_to_our/ (ZipU235)
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In the movie Stuart Little, Stuart can talk to humans, and other animals but their per cat, Snowbell doesn't talk to the humans around and only to other cats..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h10hpy/in_the_movie_stuart_little_stuart_can_talk_to/ (Shreyas_Gavhalkar)
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If you really want to be kind then you already are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h10he3/if_you_really_want_to_be_kind_then_you_already_are/ (aestheticdickwad)
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if a youtube video says earrape, then its not earrape anymore, its ear sex , because you gave consent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h10gvj/if_a_youtube_video_says_earrape_then_its_not/ (pizzaman0125)
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Almost every hand you shaked has touched a penis at some point

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h10flt/almost_every_hand_you_shaked_has_touched_a_penis/ (theo1498)
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Saying you’re down for something is the same thing as saying you’re up for something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h1095i/saying_youre_down_for_something_is_the_same_thing/ (samEARRR)
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There’s a high chance that someone on your street is having a good old tug.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h108ct/theres_a_high_chance_that_someone_on_your_street/ (Arbiter-117)
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Since cartilage doesn’t fossilize, t-rexes could’ve had tentacles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h107co/since_cartilage_doesnt_fossilize_trexes_couldve/ (Jaxerfp)
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You can post your funny tweet on instagram and get thousands of likes then when someone links the tweet and your tweet gets thousands of likes and retweets, you can successfully get to thousands and thousands of followers on all social media by doing that loop.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h106zm/you_can_post_your_funny_tweet_on_instagram_and/ ([deleted])
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When we see something in a given moment, no one else has seen or will see exactly what we’ve just seen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h106zg/when_we_see_something_in_a_given_moment_no_one/ ([deleted])
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"X Duo" chocolate bars are about the same size as an X from 30 years ago

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h106kf/x_duo_chocolate_bars_are_about_the_same_size_as/ (aldursys)
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Anything can sound special and unique just by adding “The superior” in front of a noun

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h103t5/anything_can_sound_special_and_unique_just_by/ (reddit-emoji-police)
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If we did find other life forms on planets, chances are we wouldn’t even be able to go near or land on the planet. We only could observe, due to us being contaminated and them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h1032n/if_we_did_find_other_life_forms_on_planets/ (Arbiter-117)
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Most adults have greater than the average number of legs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0zz8a/most_adults_have_greater_than_the_average_number/ (BOBofTheMountains)
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When adults drink smoothies it's basically cold baby food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0zz1z/when_adults_drink_smoothies_its_basically_cold/ (miketgeman101)
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Nearly everything we understand will never understand us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0zycm/nearly_everything_we_understand_will_never/ (drugthroughreality)
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The spork is way overdue for an update

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0zybr/the_spork_is_way_overdue_for_an_update/ (anon99129)
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Saying "without further ado" increases the amount of "ado" before you make your point

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0zxxv/saying_without_further_ado_increases_the_amount/ (MusicGus)
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Bodybuilders that eat around the clock to bulk up must be shitting constantly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0zscf/bodybuilders_that_eat_around_the_clock_to_bulk_up/ (blankblank)
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It requires a lot more self-discipline to not buy something you want- but don't need- when you can afford it, than it does to not buy it when you can't afford it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0zr01/it_requires_a_lot_more_selfdiscipline_to_not_buy/ (ChrisBermansWallet)
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If “Finding Nemo” were scientifically accurate, Nemo’s dad would have become female after Nemo’s mom died. Then he would have mated with his son.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0zqyf/if_finding_nemo_were_scientifically_accurate/ ([deleted])
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If you look at a world map, the entire bottom edge is actually a single point. (same for the top edge)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0zq6o/if_you_look_at_a_world_map_the_entire_bottom_edge/ (acb00)
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We think that our species is very strong because we are smart , but being smart as a species isn’t really that good to survive in nature. If it would then we would have a lot of other very intelligent species.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0zp01/we_think_that_our_species_is_very_strong_because/ (ietsietsiets)
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The water that you drink has been consumed by millions or even Billions of creatures

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0zo0d/the_water_that_you_drink_has_been_consumed_by/ (ietsietsiets)
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People who went into a coma in 2019 and have just woken up must think they have died and gone to hell

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0znoz/people_who_went_into_a_coma_in_2019_and_have_just/ (BritishShark83)
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Jury trials will be much more fair after the singularity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0zn7j/jury_trials_will_be_much_more_fair_after_the/ (ReliablyDefiant)
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Scott didn’t start the riot, it was always turning as the cities were burning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0zm66/scott_didnt_start_the_riot_it_was_always_turning/ (Everydaybadnews)
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There’s really nothing stopping someone from walking into your house and killing you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0zli6/theres_really_nothing_stopping_someone_from/ (Everydaybadnews)
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Things that enhance learning are obviously fake because the person who invented them could be a rocket scientist but decides to sell his idea on how to learn better.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0zkt5/things_that_enhance_learning_are_obviously_fake/ (theredditorlol)
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The popularity of video based social media has unfortunately proven none of us has (comic book style) super powers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0zkt3/the_popularity_of_video_based_social_media_has/ (bathroomheater)
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In general, aimed pee streams likely clean more poo residue than cleaning tools

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0zc8k/in_general_aimed_pee_streams_likely_clean_more/ (jcbrnld)
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Restaurants don’t have metal straws, yet most have metal utensils and nobody questions it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0zbfy/restaurants_dont_have_metal_straws_yet_most_have/ (Fighterchef)
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It’s to weird to think that Pigeons existed before big cities. They just lived in the forest and ate bugs instead of garbage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0zazp/its_to_weird_to_think_that_pigeons_existed_before/ (CrumblyGryphon3)
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In video games, you generally can't go wrong by continuing to go up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0zais/in_video_games_you_generally_cant_go_wrong_by/ (wazurobi)
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You cannot both condemn groups of people and expect peace.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0z8jg/you_cannot_both_condemn_groups_of_people_and/ (thisisfakereality)
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It starts with one thing;

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0z7vo/it_starts_with_one_thing/ ([deleted])
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It's hard to breathe with a mask but it's harder with pneumonia.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0z7vn/its_hard_to_breathe_with_a_mask_but_its_harder/ (stojkestojke)
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Face mask makes our eye's to pop-up. Humans have beautiful eyes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0z6lx/face_mask_makes_our_eyes_to_popup_humans_have/ (paloskii)
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If we had a "Temporarily Deactivate Keyboard" button on our keyboards so we could clean it, we would never be able to turn the keyboard back on again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0z61q/if_we_had_a_temporarily_deactivate_keyboard/ ([deleted])
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If you tap your phone in a certain pattern a pizza will show up at your door.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0z3tz/if_you_tap_your_phone_in_a_certain_pattern_a/ (CrumblyGryphon3)
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Due to the theory of relativity, your lower jaw is technically younger than your upper jaw

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0z3g3/due_to_the_theory_of_relativity_your_lower_jaw_is/ (Jaxerfp)
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Phrases "you know the deal" and "you know the drill" are used interchangeably, and it doesn't seem to bother anyone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0z23a/phrases_you_know_the_deal_and_you_know_the_drill/ (hopez11)
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If we measure the economy on how well poor people are doing, we will get more accurate metrics

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0z1fc/if_we_measure_the_economy_on_how_well_poor_people/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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A US military overthrow of the Trump administration would an enormous relief for the whole world....and most Americans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0z071/a_us_military_overthrow_of_the_trump/ (Ill_Pack_A_Llama)
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Most people think witches are evil and wizards are good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0yzn1/most_people_think_witches_are_evil_and_wizards/ (Craftycorecreep)
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We don’t know how many atoms make up an opinion。

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0yzho/we_dont_know_how_many_atoms_make_up_an_opinion/ (Jneebs)
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A person who says or continuously says they're humble is not humble.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0yzcn/a_person_who_says_or_continuously_says_theyre/ (Imabanana90)
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You have trust issues if you manually save a game after its been auto saved.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0yz4o/you_have_trust_issues_if_you_manually_save_a_game/ (someone981)
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If a topic has gained a certain amount of traction, either positive or negative, it shouldn’t be able to be removed by anyone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0yxj8/if_a_topic_has_gained_a_certain_amount_of/ (TheBestestBeanage)
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This post is just a post to check if I have enough karma to post here...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0yual/this_post_is_just_a_post_to_check_if_i_have/ (Moffat247)
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Living in heaven is boring

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0yrt9/living_in_heaven_is_boring/ (xpingu69)
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The thumb is the big toe of the hand

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0yrru/the_thumb_is_the_big_toe_of_the_hand/ (Theotterwins)
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Crop dusting an elevator is one of the most inconsiderate places to do so.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0yro9/crop_dusting_an_elevator_is_one_of_the_most/ (philthy333)
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A person whose life is dependent on medicine is technically a drug addict

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0yqjn/a_person_whose_life_is_dependent_on_medicine_is/ (Doodle_Dragon)
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"Treat your man like a king, treat him right" -- Nobody ever said that. Men have feelings too

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0yodp/treat_your_man_like_a_king_treat_him_right_nobody/ (UncommonMrMe)
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Sex has recently gotten more awkward for people with cop fantasies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0yn7y/sex_has_recently_gotten_more_awkward_for_people/ (ohverygood)
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One of the most disappointing and hurtful thing of a day is when you wear your favorite most expensive shoes only to find out that it bites you intolerantly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0yn57/one_of_the_most_disappointing_and_hurtful_thing/ ([deleted])
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No one ever said - "Treat your man like a king"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ymxn/no_one_ever_said_treat_your_man_like_a_king/ ([deleted])
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Celebrities ears just must be a constant flame

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ymf6/celebrities_ears_just_must_be_a_constant_flame/ (ring_pounder)
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Intelligent people make multiple trips to the car to bring back bags of groceries so that when they're done someone else has already put them away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ylw9/intelligent_people_make_multiple_trips_to_the_car/ (shredmaster1996)
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Restricting CEOs to take renumeration that is at max 30 times the salary of the lowest paid employee, would ensure all around growth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ylcc/restricting_ceos_to_take_renumeration_that_is_at/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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The voice actor for Siri probably talks to herself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0yl92/the_voice_actor_for_siri_probably_talks_to_herself/ (Bigfuckingtiger)
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Dogs licking our faces must be their way to pet humans. And when we avoid it, we act like cats.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0yku6/dogs_licking_our_faces_must_be_their_way_to_pet/ (PositronStrike)
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The coins you find in your couch are from spiders trying to pay rent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ykpa/the_coins_you_find_in_your_couch_are_from_spiders/ (Grantsb)
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It's highly probable that there is someone who is perfect for you but it's highly improbable that you will meet them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0yjfu/its_highly_probable_that_there_is_someone_who_is/ (Radiant-monk)
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There are no animals in Pokémon, yet they eat meat. They eat Pokémon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0yihq/there_are_no_animals_in_pokémon_yet_they_eat_meat/ (boek2107)
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In a regular game of chess you never actually capture the king, you just put him in a bad position.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0yfur/in_a_regular_game_of_chess_you_never_actually/ (sourorangeYT)
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You don't really suddenly die, you just stop regenerating

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0yfo4/you_dont_really_suddenly_die_you_just_stop/ ([deleted])
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A really constipated shit is anal sex on self.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0yecm/a_really_constipated_shit_is_anal_sex_on_self/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Being honest is a super power nowadays.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ydk8/being_honest_is_a_super_power_nowadays/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Anti immunization people need to be put down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ycvj/anti_immunization_people_need_to_be_put_down/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Being yourself is a super power nowadays.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ycmr/being_yourself_is_a_super_power_nowadays/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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There will be no economy if there are no people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0yc4i/there_will_be_no_economy_if_there_are_no_people/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Post-nut clarity is a great way to start your day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0y9ki/postnut_clarity_is_a_great_way_to_start_your_day/ ([deleted])
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Hermione essentially married her childhood bully

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0y871/hermione_essentially_married_her_childhood_bully/ ([deleted])
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There are "Boomers" and "Zoomers". They both are technically "Doomers"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0y6l6/there_are_boomers_and_zoomers_they_both_are/ (Artisticspawm)
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It’s amazing that with our human brain, we’re able to catch a ball with just mental calculation in mere seconds and yet we still trip on our own feet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0xx1l/its_amazing_that_with_our_human_brain_were_able/ (yaboishin)
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Most of us will die with a negative KD ratio...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0xwqy/most_of_us_will_die_with_a_negative_kd_ratio/ (Angry_SAY10)
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Magic could very well have been real at some point in history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0xwdd/magic_could_very_well_have_been_real_at_some/ (CoDBacklash13)
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Erasers slowly sacrifice their lives for our mistakes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0xv89/erasers_slowly_sacrifice_their_lives_for_our/ (jeeprhyme)
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Everyone pronounces Reese's Pieces, as ree-sees pee-sees. Despite pee-sees not being a word.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0xtom/everyone_pronounces_reeses_pieces_as_reesees/ (boogleflash)
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A prank caller must have dialed a celebrity’s number without knowing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0xtn3/a_prank_caller_must_have_dialed_a_celebritys/ (broski_64)
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The dragonfruit is the "super hot girl with no personality" of the fruit world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0xswq/the_dragonfruit_is_the_super_hot_girl_with_no/ (takaperoinen-miete)
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If we have hell yes and heavens no aren't we supposed to have purgatory maybe... purgharps

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0xs5j/if_we_have_hell_yes_and_heavens_no_arent_we/ ([deleted])
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It is scarier to not know what is wrong with you than knowing what is wrong with you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0xqvd/it_is_scarier_to_not_know_what_is_wrong_with_you/ ([deleted])
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You may have eaten a lobster from the Titanic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0xp5g/you_may_have_eaten_a_lobster_from_the_titanic/ (globgloglab)
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If the doors in Hobbit houses are circular and open inwards, then they must have built the house around the door (or constructed the door inside the house).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0xoz1/if_the_doors_in_hobbit_houses_are_circular_and/ (Anaksanamune)
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It’s Impossible To Think About Nothing Because Nothing Is A “Thing”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0xobj/its_impossible_to_think_about_nothing_because/ (zaneeclarkee)
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Most of humans will have a positive K/D ratio, if you include killing insects or animals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0xnsf/most_of_humans_will_have_a_positive_kd_ratio_if/ (y3ahboiy)
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if you put pepper on bacon you’re eating peppa pig

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0xmvf/if_you_put_pepper_on_bacon_youre_eating_peppa_pig/ (fortnitedoctor)
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Waking up early isn’t the problem, going to bed early is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0xkve/waking_up_early_isnt_the_problem_going_to_bed/ (5or6_somolianpirates)
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There are people who believe that the sun revolves around the Earth, and still celebrate New Year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0xksk/there_are_people_who_believe_that_the_sun/ (youruncke)
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Memory is how you send a message to yourself in the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0xjhp/memory_is_how_you_send_a_message_to_yourself_in/ (hash255)
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The world probably watches US news like it's an episode of The Tiger King.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0xj0z/the_world_probably_watches_us_news_like_its_an/ (Insert_Coin_P1)
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If an animal's fur is considered it's clothes then we can infer that humans are never truly naked cause we have hair somewhere or the other which covers a very tiny part of the body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0xhek/if_an_animals_fur_is_considered_its_clothes_then/ (Radiant-monk)
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Removing a band-aid on a hairy part of your body hurts more than the wound itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0xgud/removing_a_bandaid_on_a_hairy_part_of_your_body/ (SikicBiker)
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U might see real life kill montages in the Darknet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0xeoq/u_might_see_real_life_kill_montages_in_the_darknet/ (SirToastin)
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If humans invented nanotechnology, landlords would probably use to to charge for smaller houses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0xe2u/if_humans_invented_nanotechnology_landlords_would/ (the-inkiest-weyo)
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Our celebrity culture is obsessed with youth yet teenagers are almost always played by people in their 20s/early 30s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0xdb4/our_celebrity_culture_is_obsessed_with_youth_yet/ ([deleted])
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With increasing computer performance, the credibility of game tips on loading screen decreases.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0xciz/with_increasing_computer_performance_the/ (nitinsingh7132)
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Because there are infinite numbers, every number is close to zero in some capacity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0xbni/because_there_are_infinite_numbers_every_number/ (SecretReference)
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If you hit someone you’re beating their meat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0xaa8/if_you_hit_someone_youre_beating_their_meat/ (mapanpang69420)
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Our present favourite movies/shows will be referred to as "Zoomer shows" or "Millennial shows" in future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0x6gh/our_present_favourite_moviesshows_will_be/ (Artisticspawm)
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DJ’s that play other people’s music are wedding singers just with zero talent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0x489/djs_that_play_other_peoples_music_are_wedding/ (I_just_saw_that)
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Mobile phones are the perfect spy devices. No matter how you hold it/lay it, there always is at least one camera which can see what's going on, there is an inbuilt microphone and we take them everywhere with us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0x473/mobile_phones_are_the_perfect_spy_devices_no/ (SkilluPlayz)
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A bad tweet is more dangerous than bad credit. At least bad credit can go away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0x2vp/a_bad_tweet_is_more_dangerous_than_bad_credit_at/ ([deleted])
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The long public lavatory lines for women make their higher life expectancy pointless.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0x1sp/the_long_public_lavatory_lines_for_women_make/ (shredmaster1996)
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If pi is infinite, then it must repeat itself at some point

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0x1im/if_pi_is_infinite_then_it_must_repeat_itself_at/ (Raimo_kautto)
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MCU would've been a much better place if SPIDER-MAN focused his energy on hunting down mosquitos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0x1d5/mcu_wouldve_been_a_much_better_place_if_spiderman/ (ColonelLegit)
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The ultimate form of self control is to put an M&M in your mouth and suck it rather than chew it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0wy8b/the_ultimate_form_of_self_control_is_to_put_an_mm/ (JayDee2121)
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The fate of your post is decided by those who browse in new

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0wy2e/the_fate_of_your_post_is_decided_by_those_who/ ([deleted])
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Every so often, the roof of your mouth will itch, and you instinctively try to scratch it with your tongue

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0wwsq/every_so_often_the_roof_of_your_mouth_will_itch/ (randmawesomedude)
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When we notice a wiggly tooth as a child we think of the tooth-fairy and excitement. When we notice a wiggly tooth as an adult we think of bills and anxiety.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0wwpv/when_we_notice_a_wiggly_tooth_as_a_child_we_think/ (shredmaster1996)
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It's kind of incredible how all Wikipedia articles sound like they were written by the same person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0wu0b/its_kind_of_incredible_how_all_wikipedia_articles/ ([deleted])
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Sound in video games tends to travel faster than the speed of sound.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0wtmm/sound_in_video_games_tends_to_travel_faster_than/ (peteonthebeat_)
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Whenever someone you care about says “are you okay?” When you’re sad or angry it’s almost always instant crying

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0wsot/whenever_someone_you_care_about_says_are_you_okay/ (Melad_0)
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If a serial killer is chasing you then you're both running for your life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0wsk6/if_a_serial_killer_is_chasing_you_then_youre_both/ (EndoGengar)
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A slaver buys people, an entrepreneur rents them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0wrp2/a_slaver_buys_people_an_entrepreneur_rents_them/ (seremuyo)
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If some animals have no bones, only cartilage, which can decay, then there might be hundreds of extinct species we will never know about

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0woec/if_some_animals_have_no_bones_only_cartilage/ (Noesk)
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We have probably only invented about half of all crimes that will ever exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0wo1j/we_have_probably_only_invented_about_half_of_all/ ([deleted])
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Animals never depended on humans until we started putting them in cages while destroying their real habitats

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0wnus/animals_never_depended_on_humans_until_we_started/ (AmandaDaBest)
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The difference between the creepy guy who stared and the handsome guy that checked you out is often just their physical appearance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0wlxj/the_difference_between_the_creepy_guy_who_stared/ (MethodRedditor)
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Mother’s Day is actually the day you give birth to your child

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0wlex/mothers_day_is_actually_the_day_you_give_birth_to/ (waterfromthevalley)
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If we look at Justice, it's just ice and that's cold.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0wkz3/if_we_look_at_justice_its_just_ice_and_thats_cold/ (Rumplestilskin_9)
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CGI is only bad if you notice it’s there

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0wkck/cgi_is_only_bad_if_you_notice_its_there/ (CouncilOfReligion)
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Stan Lee cameos are the Hitchcock cameos of the 21st century

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0wit7/stan_lee_cameos_are_the_hitchcock_cameos_of_the/ (PuzzleRick5)
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We are mostly automatic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0wip7/we_are_mostly_automatic/ (JohnO500)
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You often make better sense to someone else than you do to yourself, when you speak on certain subjects.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0whxu/you_often_make_better_sense_to_someone_else_than/ (RecluseScrooge)
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Eggs are the opposite of most matters in the world — it solidifies when it’s heated

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0whon/eggs_are_the_opposite_of_most_matters_in_the/ (GDtetrahedral)
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The people who get famous for singing about how they’ve done nothing in their life are doing quite a lot with their life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0wg56/the_people_who_get_famous_for_singing_about_how/ (rooletwastaken)
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Some people are eager to control other people while not being able to fully control their own body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0wftj/some_people_are_eager_to_control_other_people/ (LtMeat)
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If a big celebrity walked down the street without being surrounded by fans and paparazzi, they would enjoy it but they’d feel pretty offended.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0wfdc/if_a_big_celebrity_walked_down_the_street_without/ (ThanosPanther)
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In general, humans are seen as a threat to life on Earth, but "being human" is one of the most positive characteristics there is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0wen0/in_general_humans_are_seen_as_a_threat_to_life_on/ (jungleryan04)
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For all the times you had near misses with death as a child it makes you think if you parents did there job properly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0wei6/for_all_the_times_you_had_near_misses_with_death/ (shellshock321)
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In every horror movie the scariest thing is the unknown

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0wcev/in_every_horror_movie_the_scariest_thing_is_the/ (jungleryan04)
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Your close ones or relatives have seen you more than you ever will, that is unless you're an Instagram "model"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0wb3x/your_close_ones_or_relatives_have_seen_you_more/ (Informal_Coconut)
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Humanity's downfall is it's need to control everything, not greed...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0wa73/humanitys_downfall_is_its_need_to_control/ (spoi1t)
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Any number squared is literally just creating a square on paper with an even number of dots on each side

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0w9dy/any_number_squared_is_literally_just_creating_a/ (AoPFTW)
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The most likeable actors, such as Ryan Reynolds, Will Smith, etc. just play themselves in almost every movie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0w93z/the_most_likeable_actors_such_as_ryan_reynolds/ (jungleryan04)
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For marine animals hell is above them instead of below them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0w88a/for_marine_animals_hell_is_above_them_instead_of/ (jungleryan04)
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You probably read "STOP" and "STOP." differently.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0w6cd/you_probably_read_stop_and_stop_differently/ (DontWooshMeGay)
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A Chef is actually a Fart Designer...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0w5pp/a_chef_is_actually_a_fart_designer/ (Ulri_kah_kah_kah)
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When space travel finally becomes common, a whole new phobia will be formed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0w2ys/when_space_travel_finally_becomes_common_a_whole/ (anaouf4space)
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Networking is the act of talking to people you don't like, to get ahead in a job that you also don't like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0w2ye/networking_is_the_act_of_talking_to_people_you/ (moan-oh-lis-ahh)
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The buildup to a holiday is almost always better than the actual holiday itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0w2rl/the_buildup_to_a_holiday_is_almost_always_better/ ([deleted])
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Our dreams could be us viewing our alternate selves in a separate universe/reality. Kinda like in that rick and morty episode rixty minutes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0w226/our_dreams_could_be_us_viewing_our_alternate/ (Jb_exe_Caprice)
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Lighting candles on special occassions is what all the big boys do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0vzgc/lighting_candles_on_special_occassions_is_what/ ([deleted])
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If you rewatch the same tv show dozens of times, you're not a super fan, you just have depression.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0vzc5/if_you_rewatch_the_same_tv_show_dozens_of_times/ ([deleted])
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We're all peer pressured into wearing clothes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0vxrn/were_all_peer_pressured_into_wearing_clothes/ (iruny)
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When the sun comes up the morning, you know, you did the right thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0vwyk/when_the_sun_comes_up_the_morning_you_know_you/ ([deleted])
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The opium wars is preschool compared to a party popper from Nidavellir

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0vwbr/the_opium_wars_is_preschool_compared_to_a_party/ ([deleted])
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Credit is not unlike a malignant tumour, good for those who have a death wish

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0vvbj/credit_is_not_unlike_a_malignant_tumour_good_for/ ([deleted])
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You wash your vegetables before cooking but not the onion and garlic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0vuqk/you_wash_your_vegetables_before_cooking_but_not/ (phauuyap)
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Humanity could live perfectly fine with 30% less GDP

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0vozc/humanity_could_live_perfectly_fine_with_30_less/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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The Written English is similar to Japanese

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0vokm/the_written_english_is_similar_to_japanese/ (momoo111222)
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If a person turns their body invisible they wouldn't need to open their eyes to see as it's already invisible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0vn9j/if_a_person_turns_their_body_invisible_they/ (crazy-ish)
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Going out to a fancy restaurant for dinner alone is the ultimate in big dick energy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0vmlz/going_out_to_a_fancy_restaurant_for_dinner_alone/ (mysteryman151)
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Music is the science of things that sound nice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0vm9a/music_is_the_science_of_things_that_sound_nice/ (nave1235)
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Robinhood is the uber of stockmarket.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0vliu/robinhood_is_the_uber_of_stockmarket/ (Im_peach_not_orange)
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When a gardener uses the lawnmower he IS the lawnmower

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0vk8d/when_a_gardener_uses_the_lawnmower_he_is_the/ (F_da_memeboi)
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If things were named in "Size+Colour+look" format the vocabulary would have been easier.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0vjn1/if_things_were_named_in_sizecolourlook_format_the/ ([deleted])
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Drinking water through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0vfa0/drinking_water_through_a_straw_is_the_opposite_of/ (cool_dudette789)
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Cringe things are thing that are not funny enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0velg/cringe_things_are_thing_that_are_not_funny_enough/ (zender23)
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We test our knowledge by guessing what the top comment is before reading..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0vdlk/we_test_our_knowledge_by_guessing_what_the_top/ (BreathingLeaves)
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The Elixir of Life is water, because without it your lifespan is significantly shorter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0vc1e/the_elixir_of_life_is_water_because_without_it/ (LlamaLover325)
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If anime characters watch hentai, they're actually watching regular porn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0vbwq/if_anime_characters_watch_hentai_theyre_actually/ ([deleted])
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The goal of Tinder is to use it as little as possible; therefore, Tinder is the golf of apps.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0vayk/the_goal_of_tinder_is_to_use_it_as_little_as/ (virajseelam)
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There is no before to the before of the Big Bang

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0va9u/there_is_no_before_to_the_before_of_the_big_bang/ ([deleted])
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The weirdest thing about being a celebrity...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0v9xi/the_weirdest_thing_about_being_a_celebrity/ (AppalachianSlothman)
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Snakes deepthroat everything they eat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0v8si/snakes_deepthroat_everything_they_eat/ (__teju)
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Bugs are floating in the kool aid man and the only way to get them out is for someone to climb into his head

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0v7x6/bugs_are_floating_in_the_kool_aid_man_and_the/ (asianbobpants)
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We think carnivorous plants are an evil, murderous species, but to the plants they are the clever heroes who fight back

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0v6jb/we_think_carnivorous_plants_are_an_evil_murderous/ ([deleted])
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If you don't stop talking, you can always accuse the other of not listening.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0v4mv/if_you_dont_stop_talking_you_can_always_accuse/ (upstartwilly)
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The fastest animal on the planet just falls with style.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0v38u/the_fastest_animal_on_the_planet_just_falls_with/ (Giant-Genitals)
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If you are gay, that's cool. But if everyone's gay, we go extinct

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0v298/if_you_are_gay_thats_cool_but_if_everyones_gay_we/ (ilikebutteryfries)
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Buzz Lightyear thinks he is not a toy, yet stays still whenever humans interact with him

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0v14q/buzz_lightyear_thinks_he_is_not_a_toy_yet_stays/ (No1_bananastand)
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The most important thing to remember in these trying times is that Tide with Bleach will get the stain out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0v0k1/the_most_important_thing_to_remember_in_these/ (CoronaHedge)
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When you drop the soap you're not actually dropping the soap, you're letting go of it from your hand's grasp until it plummets to the ground!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0uzvr/when_you_drop_the_soap_youre_not_actually/ (slurpeguy)
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A cooling fan makes air colder by making it move yet the atoms themselves move slower

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0uz1g/a_cooling_fan_makes_air_colder_by_making_it_move/ (Beat_Saber_Music)
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The spider-pig from spiderverse is a reference to the simpsons movie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0uwab/the_spiderpig_from_spiderverse_is_a_reference_to/ (NeoStriker123)
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Trading card game packs are irl loot boxes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0uuie/trading_card_game_packs_are_irl_loot_boxes/ (eliacraft12)
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Croissants are so extra

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ut37/croissants_are_so_extra/ (dieinmyroom)
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There's a chance that a dick named the dick

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0uszh/theres_a_chance_that_a_dick_named_the_dick/ ([deleted])
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We'll never see anyone reign longer than Queen Elizabeth II. It'll happen, but we'll never see it...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0urgl/well_never_see_anyone_reign_longer_than_queen/ (xanderbiscuits)
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The fact that Britain has Embassies across the other side of the world shows that the sun never sets on the British Empire

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0uqzo/the_fact_that_britain_has_embassies_across_the/ ([deleted])
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Couples usually pay more for one-day weddings and receptions than one-month honeymoons.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0uprd/couples_usually_pay_more_for_oneday_weddings_and/ (dadscondombrokelmao)
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when ur drinking beer, the beer is getting drunk too

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0uoda/when_ur_drinking_beer_the_beer_is_getting_drunk/ (AIM_GOAT)
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No one remembers waking up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ujwh/no_one_remembers_waking_up/ (02kfatakj)
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1 is the only number that isn't a plural, because even decimals are said as a plural (zero point one marks)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0uesk/1_is_the_only_number_that_isnt_a_plural_because/ ([deleted])
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Anyone who discovers how to update a desktop computer without rebooting deserves a Nobel Prize.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ucex/anyone_who_discovers_how_to_update_a_desktop/ (victor_knight)
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Technology could indirectly effect our evolution

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ub2w/technology_could_indirectly_effect_our_evolution/ (OtherRandomDude)
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Pornhub comments are the perfect examples of post nut clarity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ua4w/pornhub_comments_are_the_perfect_examples_of_post/ (toey_wisarut)
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Most of us don't get these thoughts in the shower

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0u8ix/most_of_us_dont_get_these_thoughts_in_the_shower/ ([deleted])
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An IED has probably exploded because a random dude texted the wrong number.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0u7tv/an_ied_has_probably_exploded_because_a_random/ (sashem25)
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There is chance that about 759430 people (Seven hundred fifty nine thousand four hundred and thirty people) have the same ATM PIN number as you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0u6d0/there_is_chance_that_about_759430_people_seven/ (Aceryder824)
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A lot of peoples' handwritings are determined by the type of pen they use

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0u5cy/a_lot_of_peoples_handwritings_are_determined_by/ (Gar3thLYH)
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Holding the Earth in the palm of your hand is gonna be the “propping up the leaning tower of Pisa” tourist photo of the future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0u3gw/holding_the_earth_in_the_palm_of_your_hand_is/ (ZeroTwosday)
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The word ''ballad'' is actually mirrored.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0u2b1/the_word_ballad_is_actually_mirrored/ ([deleted])
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Most couples' honeymoon periods are over long before they get married.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0u28p/most_couples_honeymoon_periods_are_over_long/ (troovus)
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Ants go real close to each other as if kissing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0u04k/ants_go_real_close_to_each_other_as_if_kissing/ (holy_kinkers)
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Wild animals can probably tell the difference between the taste of wild plants vs urban plants. Fertilizer, pollution, and chemicals ya know

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0tyc1/wild_animals_can_probably_tell_the_difference/ (AmazingMark)
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A flat Mars society is unrealistic because you can see the Earth from Mars and vice versa so flat Mars and flat Earth would end up disapproving each other

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0txd2/a_flat_mars_society_is_unrealistic_because_you/ (Cadellex)
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Since Darth Vader had all of his limbs cut off, he could perform in nugget porn if that was his thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0txb5/since_darth_vader_had_all_of_his_limbs_cut_off_he/ (wigglezthemink)
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When a concert says "world tour", they don't go literally every country

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0tx9k/when_a_concert_says_world_tour_they_dont_go/ (cadagricomiguel)
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Farmers are the gangsters of the countryside

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0twyk/farmers_are_the_gangsters_of_the_countryside/ (StaleCraig)
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Sauron is the dumbest

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0tw9g/sauron_is_the_dumbest/ (swethaseinivasan09)
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When you bite your tongue by accident it hurts but when your tongue on purpose it doesn’t hurt

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0tt87/when_you_bite_your_tongue_by_accident_it_hurts/ (9ULTIMATEMASTER9)
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Bane was right on what mask to wear. Batman's mask is not very helpful.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ts4b/bane_was_right_on_what_mask_to_wear_batmans_mask/ ([deleted])
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If ghosts feed of negative energy and fear, there probably is more of them in schools than haunted houses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0trbc/if_ghosts_feed_of_negative_energy_and_fear_there/ (Quizyeet)
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Epiphanies are us being to stupid to see the obvious

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0tr8e/epiphanies_are_us_being_to_stupid_to_see_the/ (superobsa)
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"Rhythm" is the longest English word without vowels

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0tqwg/rhythm_is_the_longest_english_word_without_vowels/ ([deleted])
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Your brain automatically translates wtf but not lol

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0tq8t/your_brain_automatically_translates_wtf_but_not/ (9ULTIMATEMASTER9)
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The difference between us and trees is the arrangement and composition of molecules. We're essentially the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0tq5x/the_difference_between_us_and_trees_is_the/ (Alkedi44)
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Remove any letter from 'pear' and it's still a word.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0to0k/remove_any_letter_from_pear_and_its_still_a_word/ (Massive_Panda)
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If robots eventually take over they'll probably set up a captacha to see who's a human and who's an actual robot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0tnx6/if_robots_eventually_take_over_theyll_probably/ (EximiousCGamer)
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If you don’t wear any VR goggles and don’t connect any drone following behind you, you can live in the first-person perspective.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0tnmj/if_you_dont_wear_any_vr_goggles_and_dont_connect/ (AranSkye02)
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You know someone well if you can imitate their voice in your head.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0tne1/you_know_someone_well_if_you_can_imitate_their/ (DaRealSub)
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It’s likely that we all have a talent we don’t know we have, and will die without knowing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0tnbz/its_likely_that_we_all_have_a_talent_we_dont_know/ (PatientParfait)
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It’s annoying that the Spotify logo is slightly tilted and asymmetrical

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0tlv3/its_annoying_that_the_spotify_logo_is_slightly/ ([deleted])
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Pornhub’s sexual wellness page teaches sex ed better than most schools do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0tlmb/pornhubs_sexual_wellness_page_teaches_sex_ed/ (ilikelucy1)
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When you drive a car, there is always a body in it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0tl5e/when_you_drive_a_car_there_is_always_a_body_in_it/ (Suesh43)
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A career that people truly don't understand is being a politician

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0tl2x/a_career_that_people_truly_dont_understand_is/ (IMissFreedom)
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Being fed to animals will become trendy when we run out of graveyards.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0tl1d/being_fed_to_animals_will_become_trendy_when_we/ (Aspen_Alabaster)
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The one who is the most insecure pretends to be the coolest

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0tjw8/the_one_who_is_the_most_insecure_pretends_to_be/ ([deleted])
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You always hear about ghosts interacting with people. Never two ghosts interacting with each other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0tjvo/you_always_hear_about_ghosts_interacting_with/ (Bloo_berry)
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If there really is a heaven, imagine how many sperm cells are up there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0tiul/if_there_really_is_a_heaven_imagine_how_many/ (Bowie_Cobain)
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For every YT video, a trick to find out if its controversial is to take the number of dislikes and multiply it by 10. If the new number is more than the likes, it's controversial.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ti8h/for_every_yt_video_a_trick_to_find_out_if_its/ (ARNisUsername)
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Between all living organisms that fart on earth, there might be one continuous fart spanning centuries across the globe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0thuo/between_all_living_organisms_that_fart_on_earth/ (SonOfBasedGod)
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We humans are soft like gelatine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0th1l/we_humans_are_soft_like_gelatine/ (Cryonautt)
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A book is a box of pages with only three sides covered

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0tf4o/a_book_is_a_box_of_pages_with_only_three_sides/ (Teknohog)
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Britain took over a quarter of the world for their spices and proceeded to incorporate none of them into their cuisine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0tesk/britain_took_over_a_quarter_of_the_world_for/ (EfficientRoll)
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You know you've mastered learning English when you can understand Kenny in South Park

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0tdx9/you_know_youve_mastered_learning_english_when_you/ (soflogator)
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A magician would perform real magic on stage and no one would ever notice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0tcnj/a_magician_would_perform_real_magic_on_stage_and/ (kirbyverano123)
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Dr. Doofenshmirtz would’ve been one of the greatest scientific minds to ever live.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0tc2w/dr_doofenshmirtz_wouldve_been_one_of_the_greatest/ (RelaxedRishi)
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You are constantly being watched by a man in T-shirt and jeans who doesn’t have facial hair.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0tb96/you_are_constantly_being_watched_by_a_man_in/ ([deleted])
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Most insects die without noticing their own reflections even once in their lives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0tb1x/most_insects_die_without_noticing_their_own/ (banerji_with_a_ji)
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Someone wearing a hat, sunglasses and a scarf in a bank is suddenly a lot less scary.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0tam0/someone_wearing_a_hat_sunglasses_and_a_scarf_in_a/ (NateCMaxwell)
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Don’t compare someone you meet romantically to how quickly you’ve liked other people in your past that it never worked out with or you’re likely to pass up your soul mate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0t964/dont_compare_someone_you_meet_romantically_to_how/ (SeattlSasquatch)
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Some of the most popular songs are national anthems.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0t8wl/some_of_the_most_popular_songs_are_national/ (TheCard716)
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Nobody can remain a virgin because life fucks with everyone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0t8kk/nobody_can_remain_a_virgin_because_life_fucks/ ([deleted])
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Mount Everest started as a miniscule bump on the surface of the Earth billions of years ago.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0t7sz/mount_everest_started_as_a_miniscule_bump_on_the/ (B__Rabbit)
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In the new Battlefront 2, blasters are stronger than lightsabers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0t76b/in_the_new_battlefront_2_blasters_are_stronger/ (GLITCHEDMATRIX)
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Even the chances are nearly zero, there is a slim possibility a tornado can take apart your house then put it back together perfectly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0t624/even_the_chances_are_nearly_zero_there_is_a_slim/ (DooderBoiCobra)
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Demons aren’t the ones that live inside us, skeletons are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0t2qx/demons_arent_the_ones_that_live_inside_us/ (_DragonBlade_)
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Speaking your mind isn't a virtue. Toddlers and drunk people speak their minds too, because they lack a mental filter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0t2pq/speaking_your_mind_isnt_a_virtue_toddlers_and/ (ABOVEWING)
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Record and record are both the action of and the result of.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0t29t/record_and_record_are_both_the_action_of_and_the/ (ABOVEWING)
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Your leg can fall asleep faster than you can

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0t29r/your_leg_can_fall_asleep_faster_than_you_can/ (LEAN130)
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It feels bad when you take something away from them you just gave.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0t0js/it_feels_bad_when_you_take_something_away_from/ ([deleted])
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All of the lines of code to resemble human consciousness have been written but never compiled properly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0szy1/all_of_the_lines_of_code_to_resemble_human/ (TurkeyTendies)
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If a person dies by hanging or a gunshot, there are chances that he will get a boner.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0szir/if_a_person_dies_by_hanging_or_a_gunshot_there/ ([deleted])
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Soda bottles are designed in a very similar way to Lightsaber hilts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0syw4/soda_bottles_are_designed_in_a_very_similar_way/ (ThePurpleSoul70)
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Since ice is technically water you can walk on water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0sylz/since_ice_is_technically_water_you_can_walk_on/ (9ULTIMATEMASTER9)
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Lou Holtz and Nancy Pelosi must eat a lot of peanut butter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0sy8y/lou_holtz_and_nancy_pelosi_must_eat_a_lot_of/ (Swagastan)
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We never hear of people dying from cancer before they knew they had it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0sxbr/we_never_hear_of_people_dying_from_cancer_before/ (spen7)
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The LEGO advertisement are a parody of normal toys ads, as most toys are already constructed to play where as you need to build the LEGO, hence why they are surprised that it’s not ready.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0swje/the_lego_advertisement_are_a_parody_of_normal/ (LegoMCPJR)
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Nobody gave consent to be brought into life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0sw7p/nobody_gave_consent_to_be_brought_into_life/ ([deleted])
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Perhaps we can start 2021 in July and hope things will go better for us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0svx0/perhaps_we_can_start_2021_in_july_and_hope_things/ (naturally0dd)
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We never hear of people of cancer before they knew they had it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0svk2/we_never_hear_of_people_of_cancer_before_they/ ([deleted])
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The most expensive hair cut in the world is chemotherapy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0sveh/the_most_expensive_hair_cut_in_the_world_is/ (ikozyy)
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You know it’s your playlist when you already know what song is next when the one you’re listening to is ending.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0su9q/you_know_its_your_playlist_when_you_already_know/ (VagueDepression)
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Telling a child about skeletons as a monster before it being a thing in their body must be terrifying to them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0stue/telling_a_child_about_skeletons_as_a_monster/ (_DragonBlade_)
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For being a space fairing species, it sure is odd that most of the Autobots transform into land vehicles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0sto4/for_being_a_space_fairing_species_it_sure_is_odd/ (Wisrobe)
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People who read "books for dummies" are actually not dumb people because dumb people think they are smart and therefore won't read the book

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0stls/people_who_read_books_for_dummies_are_actually/ (Zaeero)
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You’re the only one who knows you’re the main character

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ssvy/youre_the_only_one_who_knows_youre_the_main/ (Zapplabob)
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It sounds uncool to hear you’re turning into your father but pretty bitchin’ cool to hear you’re turning into your grandfather.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0squa/it_sounds_uncool_to_hear_youre_turning_into_your/ ([deleted])
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The Annoying Orange is Pulp Fiction

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0sq20/the_annoying_orange_is_pulp_fiction/ (JeffreyRinas)
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No matter how big a number is it will always be closer to 0 than infinity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0sojn/no_matter_how_big_a_number_is_it_will_always_be/ (H3CTATE)
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Podcasts can’t have subtitles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0so74/podcasts_cant_have_subtitles/ (VYshouldhavewon)
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If you touch your phone screen in a certain way, a pizza shows up to your door.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0so40/if_you_touch_your_phone_screen_in_a_certain_way_a/ (purple0crayon)
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There is a non-zero chance that many of us have consumed human flesh at some point and had no idea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0sn0k/there_is_a_nonzero_chance_that_many_of_us_have/ (Whatsthehoopla)
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We've all won at least one race in our lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0smug/weve_all_won_at_least_one_race_in_our_lives/ (thissaccount)
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Essential amino acids are not essential for plants.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0slzh/essential_amino_acids_are_not_essential_for_plants/ (neelothpal-vipparla)
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Blind people don't see black they see nothing. So what does nothing look like. And how do we color nothing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0slfz/blind_people_dont_see_black_they_see_nothing_so/ (deedman1024)
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Most of us are conditioned to find some fat rolls very attractive and other far rolls disgusting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0skrx/most_of_us_are_conditioned_to_find_some_fat_rolls/ (tradsud)
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Death is the only thing that is a natural process, a part of humanity's development via a character, and part of almost all TV shows and Video Games.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0sk4q/death_is_the_only_thing_that_is_a_natural_process/ (Geltahmiin)
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It would feel very weird to have ears on your legs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0sk1z/it_would_feel_very_weird_to_have_ears_on_your_legs/ (KillerBuster69)
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If every human is unique, how can we define what's normal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0sjru/if_every_human_is_unique_how_can_we_define_whats/ (miniaturetooth)
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Voice actors in the future will have to narrate the biographies of famous voice actors from the past at some point.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0sizv/voice_actors_in_the_future_will_have_to_narrate/ (jiraiyaoo)
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DIY plumbing is a little more tolerable if your inner monologue consists entirely of caulk jokes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0sidq/diy_plumbing_is_a_little_more_tolerable_if_your/ (taosaur)
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Every argument has someone's ignorance

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0shln/every_argument_has_someones_ignorance/ ([deleted])
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Essential oils are one of the most inessential items

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0sgzb/essential_oils_are_one_of_the_most_inessential/ (9ULTIMATEMASTER9)
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Astonishingly many countries chose three main colors to make their flag and what is even more astonishing is almost every country chose a rectangular flag.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0sgfh/astonishingly_many_countries_chose_three_main/ (neelothpal-vipparla)
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Maybe schools don’t teach you how to manage your finances, despite it being an important life skill, because a large part of the economy (predatory credit card companies, consultants, insurance) relies on you not knowing enough about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0sg53/maybe_schools_dont_teach_you_how_to_manage_your/ ([deleted])
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Enchiladas are a type of burrito.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0sfmp/enchiladas_are_a_type_of_burrito/ (nomad_of_the_empty_I)
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Distinguishing between old and recent photos will become way harder as technology progresses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0sdvd/distinguishing_between_old_and_recent_photos_will/ (VerySneakyPete)
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It's amazing how many rock stars were probably unpopular band geeks in high school.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0scvk/its_amazing_how_many_rock_stars_were_probably/ (Tim_Out_Of_Mind)
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Houseflies probably can see two seconds into the future, making them so hard to hit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0sb8l/houseflies_probably_can_see_two_seconds_into_the/ (Enoch_Moke)
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Every country can be land of rising sun.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0sb0f/every_country_can_be_land_of_rising_sun/ (neelothpal-vipparla)
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Everybody is immortal, until they die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0sa02/everybody_is_immortal_until_they_die/ ([deleted])
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There's always that one rotten bite of the sweet potato

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0s7ls/theres_always_that_one_rotten_bite_of_the_sweet/ (Siovhan)
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Oxygen is one of the few substances that is deadly in both large and small doses, but not medium

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0s7iq/oxygen_is_one_of_the_few_substances_that_is/ (GDtetrahedral)
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There is a very high probability that you don't know that you snore while sleeping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0s76w/there_is_a_very_high_probability_that_you_dont/ (livingbythelyrics)
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Horses are what people used to use to move fast, but when you kill a horse, you use it to make stuff that makes things go slow

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0s6tc/horses_are_what_people_used_to_use_to_move_fast/ (360Bowscopez)
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The kids at Stuart Little's orphanage would have been pretty fucking pissed when a rat was chosen over them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0s6ad/the_kids_at_stuart_littles_orphanage_would_have/ (Poe3inmotion)
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Everything starts off as impossible until someone proves it’s possible

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0s5cb/everything_starts_off_as_impossible_until_someone/ ([deleted])
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The "bang" gun gag, in which someone shoots a gun only for a little flag saying "bang" to come out, would not be immediately obvious to the person who is "shot", since they wouldn't see the flag at that angle, making it a rather bad prank.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0s55e/the_bang_gun_gag_in_which_someone_shoots_a_gun/ (kon22)
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Smooth Criminal is a panoramic song.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0s4ae/smooth_criminal_is_a_panoramic_song/ (greattoilet)
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Microphones are bigger than regular phones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0s2ng/microphones_are_bigger_than_regular_phones/ (kaldin-battlefrontII)
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One day a girl is gonna give a guy a fake number and it's gonna be another guy's number

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0s1xm/one_day_a_girl_is_gonna_give_a_guy_a_fake_number/ ([deleted])
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Actors in a relationship with another actor probably have incredible role play sex

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0s1dt/actors_in_a_relationship_with_another_actor/ (marveto)
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In Britain both sides of the road are the “right” side

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0s0hq/in_britain_both_sides_of_the_road_are_the_right/ ([deleted])
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Participation awards in some competition maybe just pity awards for people who didn't place

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0s0bl/participation_awards_in_some_competition_maybe/ (That-Asian_Guy)
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Recognizing a porn star in public is one of the only times it's not okay to get excited to see them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0rz6s/recognizing_a_porn_star_in_public_is_one_of_the/ (Trask37)
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The General Lee Charger is going to have to be renamed and repainted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ryij/the_general_lee_charger_is_going_to_have_to_be/ (BradleyKWooldridge)
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The saying “Seeing is believing” will become less and less true as CGI and VR get better.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0rya5/the_saying_seeing_is_believing_will_become_less/ (Tim-Tabutops)
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Maths is an imaginary concept...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ry3c/maths_is_an_imaginary_concept/ ([deleted])
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Everyone looks older if you wear glasses at the tip of your nose.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ruug/everyone_looks_older_if_you_wear_glasses_at_the/ (Saintwalkr81)
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There’s 400 billion birds in the world, and they most likely will never chirp at night.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0rsk5/theres_400_billion_birds_in_the_world_and_they/ (gingypipi)
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Maybe we do not know much about the space yet is because we have not gained enough XP to level up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0rs13/maybe_we_do_not_know_much_about_the_space_yet_is/ (untamed_potato)
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A therapist with Dissociative Identity Disorder can be his/her own therapist without knowing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0rqgn/a_therapist_with_dissociative_identity_disorder/ (combustionman12)
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Going into a horror movie knowing the plot twist makes it a lot more scary...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0rpe8/going_into_a_horror_movie_knowing_the_plot_twist/ (yoshiroxx)
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If every drink on earth is water based, then everything you drink is some form of flavored water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ronm/if_every_drink_on_earth_is_water_based_then/ (maverickriver6)
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If the awards were free and unlimited here, no one would care it anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0rod6/if_the_awards_were_free_and_unlimited_here_no_one/ (imfromfbi)
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Pokémon + Runescape = Genius

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0rn9v/pokémon_runescape_genius/ (ryzason)
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The feeling of getting a message/DM vs seeing who sent the message/DM are VERY different

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0rm94/the_feeling_of_getting_a_messagedm_vs_seeing_who/ (Lights-On-Bitch)
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The closest we will come to knowing what is nothing is dying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0rll0/the_closest_we_will_come_to_knowing_what_is/ (-Constantinos-)
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A vampire that craves blood could be either thirsty or hungry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0rl02/a_vampire_that_craves_blood_could_be_either/ (XplorPineapple)
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Baked french fries are the superior way to eat potatoes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0rida/baked_french_fries_are_the_superior_way_to_eat/ (slvrsrfrrr)
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There was no bang during big bang, because sound does not travel in vacuum.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0rhl4/there_was_no_bang_during_big_bang_because_sound/ (kalyugikangaroo)
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In acting, when a character moves to the spin off series all the actor did was transfer locations for work. Same work and title, just different coworkers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0rhdt/in_acting_when_a_character_moves_to_the_spin_off/ (natorthat)
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Prior to Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV (the "wumbo" episode), the residents of Bikini Bottom were human-sized.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0rfrd/prior_to_mermaid_man_and_barnacle_boy_iv_the/ (Sophisticated_Goat)
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You can't think about nothing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0rfjd/you_cant_think_about_nothing/ (Miss--Pauling)
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If a baby can hear a mother’s heart beat while in the womb, it means they can also hear every mother’s fart. Probably very loudly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0rdo2/if_a_baby_can_hear_a_mothers_heart_beat_while_in/ (crazyates88)
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20 decibels is 10 times of 10 decibels whereas 15 decibels is only 3.162 times of 10.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0rc8y/20_decibels_is_10_times_of_10_decibels_whereas_15/ (neelothpal-vipparla)
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Automation isn't a threat if you own the robots.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0rbxn/automation_isnt_a_threat_if_you_own_the_robots/ (VerbotenPublish)
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Slow-paced things are considered to be simple and mindless...unless it's a movie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0rbxj/slowpaced_things_are_considered_to_be_simple_and/ ([deleted])
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Cannibalism might be the most efficient solution to overpopulation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0rbv6/cannibalism_might_be_the_most_efficient_solution/ (CarJew)
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Since priests are not allowed to have sexual relationships/fantasies about anyone, all priests are technically asexual, making them all in the LGBT community.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0rbjd/since_priests_are_not_allowed_to_have_sexual/ (TheHoundDogger)
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No matter how loud you scream in your head, it will always be the same volume

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ra6d/no_matter_how_loud_you_scream_in_your_head_it/ (Miss--Pauling)
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Your birthday is the actual New Year’s day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0r908/your_birthday_is_the_actual_new_years_day/ (EQ2_Tay)
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We've all kicked a pregnant woman before

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0r8na/weve_all_kicked_a_pregnant_woman_before/ (Miss--Pauling)
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Anime Battles always have epic music playing for effect, but in the POV of literally anyone in that scene, its just magical sound effects, some yelling, and other things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0r8f0/anime_battles_always_have_epic_music_playing_for/ (hahyeet)
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Caesarian section babies are born with a different perspective.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0r8ej/caesarian_section_babies_are_born_with_a/ ([deleted])
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Someday we will have to explain to our kids who the elderly man in every marvel movie is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0r6wd/someday_we_will_have_to_explain_to_our_kids_who/ (Bookdemon2)
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Agonizing over something negative that could happen is as irrational as celebrating over something positive that could happen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0r6f9/agonizing_over_something_negative_that_could/ (Theinsulated)
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Probably the reason why kids aren’t afraid of ghosts or monsters is because kids tv shows, shows that they’re nice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0r6br/probably_the_reason_why_kids_arent_afraid_of/ (KorePersephonee)
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The internet is gonna have way more elderly people on it when we’re old.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0r5w3/the_internet_is_gonna_have_way_more_elderly/ (IonLoveTheseHoes)
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People talk like water and rain are 2 different things just because one falls out of the sky

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0r5tx/people_talk_like_water_and_rain_are_2_different/ ([deleted])
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People use, "the squeaky wheel gets the oil" to make fun of complainers, but squeaky wheels are squeaky because something needs to be fixed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0r4no/people_use_the_squeaky_wheel_gets_the_oil_to_make/ (agentorange777)
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Maybe bugs fly around lightbulbs because they are trying to find a way to turn it off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0r3nb/maybe_bugs_fly_around_lightbulbs_because_they_are/ (centuryeyes)
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British people need to regularly clear their browser biscuits.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0r33r/british_people_need_to_regularly_clear_their/ (Enoch_Moke)
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If showing some boob is cleavage, then a guy showing his dick print is sleevage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0r2si/if_showing_some_boob_is_cleavage_then_a_guy/ (RobertGBradley)
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We will eventually see how the future will look like for humanity and see who was right

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0r1v3/we_will_eventually_see_how_the_future_will_look/ (LordOfNothi)
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Finding Nemo was supposed to raise awareness about not taking animals out of their natural habit, but after the movie, the sales of clownfish for pets increased.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0qzhu/finding_nemo_was_supposed_to_raise_awareness/ (SoyUnFracaso)
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Sharks don't know camels exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0qzam/sharks_dont_know_camels_exist/ (HenloImAnxious)
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The tip is none the less gesture as is contributing to under payed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0qxoh/the_tip_is_none_the_less_gesture_as_is/ (ivthreadp110)
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Latitude, longitude and altitude are the real x, y, z axes of Earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0qwbw/latitude_longitude_and_altitude_are_the_real_x_y/ (neelothpal-vipparla)
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The brain controls everything of animal body, yet it does not lie at the center of the body

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0quxt/the_brain_controls_everything_of_animal_body_yet/ (SeriousAudience)
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If a prostitute gives you a discount you’re getting more “bang” for your buck.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0qu3i/if_a_prostitute_gives_you_a_discount_youre/ (Mbiggs_14)
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When WWIII actually happens, all of those mobile strategy games are going to have been really useful

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0qu1y/when_wwiii_actually_happens_all_of_those_mobile/ (MarinersFan28)
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All farming is vertical farming

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0qt8p/all_farming_is_vertical_farming/ (fullautoluxcommie)
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Everything gets corrupted when we bring money into it, for example news channels make money by advertisements which increase as TRP of the channel increase for that they have to manipulate the news so much dramatically to keep us watching it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0qsof/everything_gets_corrupted_when_we_bring_money/ (neelothpal-vipparla)
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You could have had a sniper pointed at you and never would have known

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0qs2z/you_could_have_had_a_sniper_pointed_at_you_and/ (icewalloepiss)
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Making eye-contact with someone through a reflection just feels like a much deeper connection that ordinary eye contact

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0qrot/making_eyecontact_with_someone_through_a/ ([deleted])
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It’s considered okay when singing to yourself but considered weird when talking to yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0qr7i/its_considered_okay_when_singing_to_yourself_but/ (austincaking)
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Randomly hearing your favorite song on the radio is way more satisfying than playing it directly from your phone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0qqev/randomly_hearing_your_favorite_song_on_the_radio/ (Temprrrrr)
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jobs do not grow on trees, but you can make growing trees your job

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0qpxx/jobs_do_not_grow_on_trees_but_you_can_make/ (Mister-Tea-Cup)
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When we go out without masks, we feel the same thing spiderman would feel, "oh no forgot the mask"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0qpxt/when_we_go_out_without_masks_we_feel_the_same/ (i-like-to-be-wooshed)
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Since we hate touching wet food so much when washing dishes, imagine if we were the sponge used for washing the dishes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0qpu0/since_we_hate_touching_wet_food_so_much_when/ (Guppy1189)
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There's no one in the world that can type your email address as fast as you can.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0qpfr/theres_no_one_in_the_world_that_can_type_your/ (jaylock77)
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If a person who is cashy is even more cashy, he is a cashier.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0qoze/if_a_person_who_is_cashy_is_even_more_cashy_he_is/ (yutfree)
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Post nut clarity hits way too fucking hard

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0qmpi/post_nut_clarity_hits_way_too_fucking_hard/ (shrekbutretarded)
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any machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0qmlr/any_machine_is_a_smoke_machine_if_you_operate_it/ ([deleted])
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"I love fried chicken" and "I love fried chickens" invoke two totally different feelings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0qmbl/i_love_fried_chicken_and_i_love_fried_chickens/ (kendoggers)
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Skinned bears are hella creepy to look at.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ql0r/skinned_bears_are_hella_creepy_to_look_at/ (Everydaybadnews)
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worm and fly eat foreskin just like me

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0qj29/worm_and_fly_eat_foreskin_just_like_me/ (brainhavenowrinkles)
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Everythings so much better when you don't want to go to bed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0qikl/everythings_so_much_better_when_you_dont_want_to/ (MythMaster05)
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If shape-shifters lived among us, they would probably forget which shape they were sometimes and disturb their spouses or whatever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0qha0/if_shapeshifters_lived_among_us_they_would/ (save_my_soul_pls)
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The internet was way better before people got rich off it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0qh7m/the_internet_was_way_better_before_people_got/ ([deleted])
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You probably have caused more pain to others than you realise

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0qfgs/you_probably_have_caused_more_pain_to_others_than/ (poseidonis)
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Nascar fans claiming 1st Amendment rights to fly the "rebel flag" have forgotten the rebellion was against the very Constitution they seek to remedy their "issue"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0qe4e/nascar_fans_claiming_1st_amendment_rights_to_fly/ (Darth_Kahuna)
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Both Aang and Korra learned their final elements from a direct descendant of the previous Avatar.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0qe0k/both_aang_and_korra_learned_their_final_elements/ (american-titan)
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Stairwells are portals to parallel entities of altitude

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0qdup/stairwells_are_portals_to_parallel_entities_of/ (cookamungus)
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Slow-paced things are considered to be simple and mindless...unless it's a movie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0qdgb/slowpaced_things_are_considered_to_be_simple_and/ ([deleted])
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After you’ve gotten accustomed to preferential treatment, equal treatment feels like discrimination.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0qdcs/after_youve_gotten_accustomed_to_preferential/ (SwiftJustice88)
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If you’re TikTok famous, you aren’t famous in real life. Just a loser.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0qcmc/if_youre_tiktok_famous_you_arent_famous_in_real/ ([deleted])
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A pepper farm probably doesn't have to use as much pesticide as other farms

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0qc9g/a_pepper_farm_probably_doesnt_have_to_use_as_much/ (sdfjk)
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With everyone wearing facemasks, it's gonna be a lot easier for criminals to explain why they're wearing masks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0qc5p/with_everyone_wearing_facemasks_its_gonna_be_a/ (R0uh)
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The default of the universe is completely silent, Earth is the anomaly for having sound.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0qb8e/the_default_of_the_universe_is_completely_silent/ (filthy-fuckin-casual)
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We all have songs that we will always skip on our playlists, but get genuinely excited when they randomly play on the radio.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0qazw/we_all_have_songs_that_we_will_always_skip_on_our/ (nessdawwwwg)
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If you talk along with a video of someone speaking in a different accent you may temporarily gain the power to speak in that accent temporarily after you end the video.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0qaqd/if_you_talk_along_with_a_video_of_someone/ (HydroPhydro)
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In 10,000 years we might be able to straight up talk to dogs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0qa7y/in_10000_years_we_might_be_able_to_straight_up/ (underdog_rox)
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Slow-paced things are considered to be simple and mindless...unless it's a movie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0q9kt/slowpaced_things_are_considered_to_be_simple_and/ (eatmorepies23)
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People arrested for intoxicated driving can't plead the fifth because they already drank it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0q9c9/people_arrested_for_intoxicated_driving_cant/ (RobertGBradley)
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Your mouth is the asshole of your face.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0q97j/your_mouth_is_the_asshole_of_your_face/ (Everydaybadnews)
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If you’re sure that you’re humble, you’re probably arrogant

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0q7z4/if_youre_sure_that_youre_humble_youre_probably/ (Nabaneebo)
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Lawn signs are the grown up version of locker stickers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0q7uy/lawn_signs_are_the_grown_up_version_of_locker/ (xedyu)
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Everybody is ambidextrous with a fork. It just depends on what you’re eating.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0q7lj/everybody_is_ambidextrous_with_a_fork_it_just/ ([deleted])
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Humanity has been keeping the same arbitrary 7-day cycle for the past millennia without messing up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0q71t/humanity_has_been_keeping_the_same_arbitrary_7day/ (jsilvy)
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Microwaving is the finger painting of cooking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0q6yd/microwaving_is_the_finger_painting_of_cooking/ (pitmybull)
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If you rearranged the atoms in a human to form a cheeseburger would it still be cannibalism? [Inspiration: Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs]

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0q3xu/if_you_rearranged_the_atoms_in_a_human_to_form_a/ (BassBoss4121)
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If we text Chewbacca and ask him where Bigfoot is, it would solve that mystery real quick.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0q24k/if_we_text_chewbacca_and_ask_him_where_bigfoot_is/ (JosephKellum)
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Everything has to exist at one point in Life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0q16n/everything_has_to_exist_at_one_point_in_life/ (Kyle_Turtle17)
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Apple’s Memoji and Slofie might be much more popular if apple don’t keep mention it when it’s released.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0pzi0/apples_memoji_and_slofie_might_be_much_more/ (htplex)
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Periscope is the Walmart of social media platforms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0pzgg/periscope_is_the_walmart_of_social_media_platforms/ (kyaba1)
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There are two ways to transition from sleep to consciousness: waking up or becoming lucid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0pync/there_are_two_ways_to_transition_from_sleep_to/ ([deleted])
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Kahoot saving the IDs of past Kahoots is probably the most useless feature of saving past searches.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0pyhh/kahoot_saving_the_ids_of_past_kahoots_is_probably/ (0114028)
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Getting an April Fools joke after April Fools is worse than getting an actual April Fools joke.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0pxd4/getting_an_april_fools_joke_after_april_fools_is/ (RandomRon888)
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The fact that eyes can't grow back is one of the biggest evolutionary flaws of the human body

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0pudx/the_fact_that_eyes_cant_grow_back_is_one_of_the/ (AndTheVeryIt)
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If you are 5443 feet and 11 inches tall, then weighing 90,000,000 pounds is underweight. You would want to reach 120,000,000 pounds to be healthy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0pu8u/if_you_are_5443_feet_and_11_inches_tall_then/ (theresfood)
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If the Justice League was real, there's a good chance that some of them would use the same social medias as you and considering that for the most part, they're nobodies, you might not know

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ptcf/if_the_justice_league_was_real_theres_a_good/ (Yoinker9001)
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The sun juices humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0psd3/the_sun_juices_humans/ (FairlyUormal)
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Human beings come wrapped in untreated leather.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ps9i/human_beings_come_wrapped_in_untreated_leather/ (kingsizeslim420)
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The reason big burgers are tall and not wide is because it is hard to find custom buns.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0pqtc/the_reason_big_burgers_are_tall_and_not_wide_is/ (WhatIsBalanced)
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Banjos are the pickles of instruments.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0pqk0/banjos_are_the_pickles_of_instruments/ (Chef3)
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Some day there will be multiple of the same face from different families because of one really long and lost bloodline

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ppki/some_day_there_will_be_multiple_of_the_same_face/ (IM-THE-USER)
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In every zombie movie/TV show the zombies are either super slow or super fast, we never see the most plausible option: zombies that move at the regular speed of their human counterparts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0pon2/in_every_zombie_movietv_show_the_zombies_are/ ([deleted])
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Lab grown meat are more artificial than GM food but receive a much lesser backlash.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0polf/lab_grown_meat_are_more_artificial_than_gm_food/ (TinkerAndThinker)
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Most of us break more rules to set right the rules we've already broken.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0pndm/most_of_us_break_more_rules_to_set_right_the/ (zzuhruf)
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"Don't inbreed!" is not among the Ten Commandments.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0pl2m/dont_inbreed_is_not_among_the_ten_commandments/ (HeJIeraJI)
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Being adept at something is the exact opposite as being inept

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0pg18/being_adept_at_something_is_the_exact_opposite_as/ ([deleted])
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Intelligence is a factor of what you know, wisdom is knowing what you don't

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0pesn/intelligence_is_a_factor_of_what_you_know_wisdom/ (Jhyrith)
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Your brain produces it's own nightmares then gets scared of them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0pe1q/your_brain_produces_its_own_nightmares_then_gets/ (shredmaster1996)
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The version of you in your dreams is almost always more competent than your real life self

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0pby0/the_version_of_you_in_your_dreams_is_almost/ ([deleted])
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Putting a Parental Advisory sticker on an album is far better promotion than actually promoting the album

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0pa5c/putting_a_parental_advisory_sticker_on_an_album/ (sandstar115)
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people are gonna keep saying “all police are bastards” until someone breaks into their house

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0p9lt/people_are_gonna_keep_saying_all_police_are/ (seagod900)
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Your brain is still active up to 10 minutes after you die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0p82i/your_brain_is_still_active_up_to_10_minutes_after/ (DRAGON_SNIPER)
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it never feels like the day it is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0p82g/it_never_feels_like_the_day_it_is/ (Unbearble-Armed-Worm)
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Everything begins in nature, but no one knows where nature begins.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0p71e/everything_begins_in_nature_but_no_one_knows/ ([deleted])
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People who try to "prepare you for the world" are the reason the world sucks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0p6uz/people_who_try_to_prepare_you_for_the_world_are/ (chrmon2)
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If turtles didn't have shells, we wouldn't think they were so cute.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0p69g/if_turtles_didnt_have_shells_we_wouldnt_think/ (ro4q)
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Heartburn is the chest version of a brain freeze.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0p3op/heartburn_is_the_chest_version_of_a_brain_freeze/ (zeychshmo)
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One day a girl is gonna give a guy a fake number and it’s gonna be the guys number

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0p32j/one_day_a_girl_is_gonna_give_a_guy_a_fake_number/ (TalkingMoose05)
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If finding nemo was scientifically accurate then nemos dad would have had a sex change, then mated with his son.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0p2t4/if_finding_nemo_was_scientifically_accurate_then/ (Block_head16)
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If we had a hologram dialog box hovering over our heads showing what music we are listening to, all of us would have so many more friends.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0oyyl/if_we_had_a_hologram_dialog_box_hovering_over_our/ (livingin3by4)
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Everyone makes a big deal about how long Queen Elizabeth has been alive, but her husband is 5 years older

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0oy2f/everyone_makes_a_big_deal_about_how_long_queen/ (welltechnically7)
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The idea of Santa Claus always watching you is actually pretty creepy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0owz9/the_idea_of_santa_claus_always_watching_you_is/ (ThaMasterRoshi)
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If a Holden Kingswood & Nokia 6210 were in a head-on, the air between them would get more damaged

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0owuc/if_a_holden_kingswood_nokia_6210_were_in_a_headon/ (nmagriplis)
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The person who named anteaters had zero imagination.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ow7e/the_person_who_named_anteaters_had_zero/ ([deleted])
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The longest ongoing tradition in everyone's family is having sex

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0otdb/the_longest_ongoing_tradition_in_everyones_family/ (Ghost-Mechanic)
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You spend your whole life gathering guests from your funeral.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0otd6/you_spend_your_whole_life_gathering_guests_from/ ([deleted])
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You spend your whole life gathering guests from your funeral.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ot82/you_spend_your_whole_life_gathering_guests_from/ ([deleted])
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If you look up cat trees on Amazon you get to look at other people's cats.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0oqvr/if_you_look_up_cat_trees_on_amazon_you_get_to/ (InadequateUsername)
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Since the digital era history is no longer written by the winners

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0op9q/since_the_digital_era_history_is_no_longer/ (lorhy777)
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Everyone’s ds nintendogs are dead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ooed/everyones_ds_nintendogs_are_dead/ (TheToxicToast)
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Turns out The purge wasn't that unreal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0oo2b/turns_out_the_purge_wasnt_that_unreal/ (mrcharlesboyle)
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Trees the land version of corals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0oml7/trees_the_land_version_of_corals/ (palatino007)
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If someone made a 9-hour movie, nobody would see it because it lasts a hell of a lot. But if we divide the same film into a series of 9 chapters, people would see it straight away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0olux/if_someone_made_a_9hour_movie_nobody_would_see_it/ (Bajoveloloro)
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The Lord of the Rings is about a customer returning faulty merchandise to the manufacturer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0okpk/the_lord_of_the_rings_is_about_a_customer/ (darthva)
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Two Masochists fighting is probably like intercourse to them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0okit/two_masochists_fighting_is_probably_like/ (Kykobear)
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Those police scanner apps finally became interesting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0oj83/those_police_scanner_apps_finally_became/ (joevilla1369)
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In the future well have space recording studios because there isnt any noise there

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0oirf/in_the_future_well_have_space_recording_studios/ (Yad-A)
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We can shut our eyes to block out sights, but we can't shut our ears to block out sounds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ofpq/we_can_shut_our_eyes_to_block_out_sights_but_we/ (a_meme_supreme_)
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Since dogs can't take acting lessons, anytime they are happy in a movie they were probably actually happy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ofo2/since_dogs_cant_take_acting_lessons_anytime_they/ (1_NM_1)
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Lloyd X Akita from Lego Ninjago is probably one of the weirdest ships of all time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ofib/lloyd_x_akita_from_lego_ninjago_is_probably_one/ (Ender_The_BOT)
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It's weird stoners went with 4:20 over "high noon."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ofdo/its_weird_stoners_went_with_420_over_high_noon/ (DrAwkward404)
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The one thing that is really annoying about tv shows is when they come back from the grocery store with one reusable bag full of things and nothing else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0odl0/the_one_thing_that_is_really_annoying_about_tv/ (Binbon5479)
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It's unfortunate the two facial features people are most self-conscious about–nose and ears–are also the only two parts of the body that never stop growing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0od90/its_unfortunate_the_two_facial_features_people/ (DrAwkward404)
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If everyone wears a mask, whether the mask protects only you or only others, it has the same effect. People were far more willing to take that inconvenience if it protected themselves, far more than if it protected everyone around them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ocg4/if_everyone_wears_a_mask_whether_the_mask/ (theologically)
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Facemasks are the new pieces of armor we all can wear and customize in an RPG.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0oc9q/facemasks_are_the_new_pieces_of_armor_we_all_can/ (Onetrackpunk)
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When you click 'like' on a video that you have previously liked, you technically dislike it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0oc24/when_you_click_like_on_a_video_that_you_have/ (PosherLepochun)
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At some point humans decided to have separate pieces of clothing for our torso and legs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0obb4/at_some_point_humans_decided_to_have_separate/ (darthva)
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People on itself weren’t actually dumber back in the day, they simply got less knowledge available from previous generations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ob01/people_on_itself_werent_actually_dumber_back_in/ (Nice_try_though16)
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Every guy wants to be fit and slim until it comes to picking out underwear size

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0o9bt/every_guy_wants_to_be_fit_and_slim_until_it_comes/ ([deleted])
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Toungues are actually just an extra limb

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0o8z7/toungues_are_actually_just_an_extra_limb/ (OrangeOclock)
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Tiptoeing around someone's feelings to the point that you're afraid to share your own is a real issue.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0o6t4/tiptoeing_around_someones_feelings_to_the_point/ ([deleted])
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As a society we are very unprepared for anything out of the ordinary.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0o6r5/as_a_society_we_are_very_unprepared_for_anything/ ([deleted])
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You can generally trust your gut, unless you have IBS

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0o49j/you_can_generally_trust_your_gut_unless_you_have/ (Saltykissessandytoes)
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Google's year in search is gonna be packed at the end of the year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0o3au/googles_year_in_search_is_gonna_be_packed_at_the/ (guardian31415)
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Everybody would look good in a mugshot if they were taken after court

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0o25a/everybody_would_look_good_in_a_mugshot_if_they/ (smkn3kgt)
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Hogwart’s graduates may learn a lot of spells but they will probably be functionally illiterate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0o24d/hogwarts_graduates_may_learn_a_lot_of_spells_but/ (TacoDoc)
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At some point robots will be sentient and it will be a crime to hurt them, they will protest #RLM and tear down memorials of early philanthropists that got rich off of automation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0o1ys/at_some_point_robots_will_be_sentient_and_it_will/ (josh-i)
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You know you're illiterate when you have to search it's definition

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0o1bv/you_know_youre_illiterate_when_you_have_to_search/ (mrderpfrog)
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Due to the completely justifiable decrease in tobacco use gruff and raspy voices will become much rarer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0o0tw/due_to_the_completely_justifiable_decrease_in/ (El_Zedd_Campeador)
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We have all these survival tips and videos on how to start a fire in the woods but none of them seem to lead to with “Bring a lighter”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0nzx7/we_have_all_these_survival_tips_and_videos_on_how/ (GhouliaRoberts)
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If buffalos actually had wings they would create a real shit storm

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0nzgw/if_buffalos_actually_had_wings_they_would_create/ ([deleted])
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For some odd reason, fire and electricity share a lot in common

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0nym3/for_some_odd_reason_fire_and_electricity_share_a/ (UnknownSubmarine)
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99.99% of germs die from alcohol poisoning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0nwfx/9999_of_germs_die_from_alcohol_poisoning/ (TheScout68)
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when you spelling almost you use all of most and most of all

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0nue2/when_you_spelling_almost_you_use_all_of_most_and/ (MemeLife2K19)
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No matter what race you are you’re more likely to be experience prejudice if you’re ugly than attractive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0nu0n/no_matter_what_race_you_are_youre_more_likely_to/ (nms0926)
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A VR game where your character is on a wheelchair would make the most realistic feeling in terms of movement.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0nty0/a_vr_game_where_your_character_is_on_a_wheelchair/ (_SAHM_)
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If the earth was flat, there had to be a well in the middle to always water the oceans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0nt6i/if_the_earth_was_flat_there_had_to_be_a_well_in/ ([deleted])
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laziness is the real mother of invention

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0nswt/laziness_is_the_real_mother_of_invention/ (happinish)
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Gen Z is named after the last letter in the alphabet because we're all gonna die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0nrnx/gen_z_is_named_after_the_last_letter_in_the/ (AmuroRay0704)
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If vintage styles are popular again, it’s not vintage anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0nrlb/if_vintage_styles_are_popular_again_its_not/ (5undura)
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Walking while peeing is weird

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0nr8s/walking_while_peeing_is_weird/ (YaLikeDadJokes)
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Somewhere out there, there's a guy whose CV includes grunting for Link

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0nqy4/somewhere_out_there_theres_a_guy_whose_cv/ (hare_in_a_suit)
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Someday soon, kids won’t know what it is to have to “pick out the seeds and stems”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0npzp/someday_soon_kids_wont_know_what_it_is_to_have_to/ (JohnnyEvs)
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Sometimes, pain is or will manifest in glory of you are patient enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0npug/sometimes_pain_is_or_will_manifest_in_glory_of/ (noglassisjusthalf)
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A rich celebrity’s life is “All Inclusive” everywhere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0no6f/a_rich_celebritys_life_is_all_inclusive_everywhere/ (RussMan104)
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When you cleanse your mind, you wring out all the wrongs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0no1b/when_you_cleanse_your_mind_you_wring_out_all_the/ (grilled-onions-)
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Being a man is probably so much cheaper as they don’t have to buy all those toiletries and make up stuff

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0nnlu/being_a_man_is_probably_so_much_cheaper_as_they/ ([deleted])
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Humans are really lucky that most of the animals bigger than them are herbivorous

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0nn0u/humans_are_really_lucky_that_most_of_the_animals/ (Tili44)
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People want a detailed explanation but the complain about it being long winded and they want a straightforward explanation but complain about not understanding it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0nm6w/people_want_a_detailed_explanation_but_the/ ([deleted])
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Despite how weirdly fast it felt, 2010-2019 went by exactly as long as any other decade in history, down to the second

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0nm1f/despite_how_weirdly_fast_it_felt_20102019_went_by/ (arcsin1323)
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You picking your nose think that it is not that disgusting when un reality the people seeing you picking your nose sees it as very disgusting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0nlw8/you_picking_your_nose_think_that_it_is_not_that/ ([deleted])
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If trash men payed attention, they could easily learn a creepy amount about you and the people you live with just by looking at your garbage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0nlhw/if_trash_men_payed_attention_they_could_easily/ (Arozaren)
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Tiger and Zebra print are the same thing but with different colors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0nj0v/tiger_and_zebra_print_are_the_same_thing_but_with/ (AngeloJG)
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Main characters who are tortured are rarely maimed for the remainder of the series

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0niom/main_characters_who_are_tortured_are_rarely/ (adamswan9)
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If you're ever unsure whether someone is being sarcastic or not, you can always post a whoosh tag

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ni4m/if_youre_ever_unsure_whether_someone_is_being/ ([deleted])
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Evolution is at a halt due to technological and medical advancements

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ne4r/evolution_is_at_a_halt_due_to_technological_and/ ([deleted])
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We use "a slice" for pizza and "a piece" for cake even if they have relatively the same shape

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ncue/we_use_a_slice_for_pizza_and_a_piece_for_cake/ (TrickyKitten69)
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If you want to know how dangerous an item can be, hand it to a toddler.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0nba7/if_you_want_to_know_how_dangerous_an_item_can_be/ (le_thargic)
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Unlike squirrels, birds fly and can cover thousands of miles in search of food. Not too many squirrel feeders in people’s yards though.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0n987/unlike_squirrels_birds_fly_and_can_cover/ (guylexcorp)
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you can't have a sunset and a sunrise on the same beach

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0n7wz/you_cant_have_a_sunset_and_a_sunrise_on_the_same/ (toaster-spoon)
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If you are not a native speaker, english can make you sound really smart and make you sound really dumb

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0n48w/if_you_are_not_a_native_speaker_english_can_make/ (E1U6S09E)
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Lollipops are you swallowing your own salvia… just flavored.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0n3g0/lollipops_are_you_swallowing_your_own_salvia_just/ (imma_LeGeNd)
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Antifa could be breeding 75-year-old super soldiers who fall over on command.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0n2ma/antifa_could_be_breeding_75yearold_super_soldiers/ (PlacentaOnOnionGravy)
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It must be initially off-putting and creepy for animals when humans sneak up to gently massage them while they are sleeping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0n2gv/it_must_be_initially_offputting_and_creepy_for/ (soifdevivre)
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Everyone wants to be normal, but no one wants to be regular

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0n1gf/everyone_wants_to_be_normal_but_no_one_wants_to/ (Dove_Man)
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You could get a massive amount of free food simply by telling restaurants it’s your birthday.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0myr9/you_could_get_a_massive_amount_of_free_food/ (SwordieLotus)
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Speed measurements are never accurate because earth is always moving incredibly fast.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0myjg/speed_measurements_are_never_accurate_because/ (YodasChick-O-Stick)
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The wolf eats the sheep but so does the shepherd.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0mxs1/the_wolf_eats_the_sheep_but_so_does_the_shepherd/ (MidKnightshade)
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If we could intercept the signal in our brain that makes us hear our thinking voice, we could eventually use telepathy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0mx2f/if_we_could_intercept_the_signal_in_our_brain/ (EnoughDetective)
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Weddings are stressful so that couples who shouldn't get married will break up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0mvyn/weddings_are_stressful_so_that_couples_who/ (UrieltheFlameofGod)
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If we eventually reach a point in evolution where we increase the average life expectancy, the age of retirement will have to be increased as well

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0mvhc/if_we_eventually_reach_a_point_in_evolution_where/ (rebelgenius11)
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Ultra rich people do not understand the relationship between a broomstick and a smoke detector.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0mvcs/ultra_rich_people_do_not_understand_the/ (LadyAlis)
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At some point there will be so much shit on the internet, that everyone will start turning back into books.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0mu4e/at_some_point_there_will_be_so_much_shit_on_the/ ([deleted])
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If you travel at more than the speed of light, you will always remain in darkness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0mszd/if_you_travel_at_more_than_the_speed_of_light_you/ (m7neel)
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Minneapolis is about to have a blowout on real estate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0msz3/minneapolis_is_about_to_have_a_blowout_on_real/ (Everydaybadnews)
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If a woman with the largest breast implant were to be thrown to the sea, she would make for a good floatation device.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0mrt6/if_a_woman_with_the_largest_breast_implant_were/ (Feytico)
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People who remember something have already temporarily forgotten.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0mred/people_who_remember_something_have_already/ ([deleted])
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If the person in front of you at the movies was wearing a 3 foot top hat, you'd want to shoot them too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0mnnr/if_the_person_in_front_of_you_at_the_movies_was/ (AmuroRay0704)
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Growing old is infuriating because you have to scroll farther and farther down to select your birth date on websites.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0mmfh/growing_old_is_infuriating_because_you_have_to/ (formerly_matt)
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Funny how the the brain ignores the second “the”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0mlx1/funny_how_the_the_brain_ignores_the_second_the/ (rohothemadlad)
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There are probably a small handful of people out there who still watch new blockbuster movies on their PlayStation 2's DVD player.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0mkaf/there_are_probably_a_small_handful_of_people_out/ (04a09504)
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Any object that smells is constantly shrinking

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0mhkj/any_object_that_smells_is_constantly_shrinking/ (Quackers961)
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The British Royal Family is just the British, government-mandated version of the Kardashians

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0mhif/the_british_royal_family_is_just_the_british/ (cl00nkio)
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People who have their wallpaper there face and have Face ID could have their phones broken into

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0mhf1/people_who_have_their_wallpaper_there_face_and/ ([deleted])
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Even though it’s the same liquid. Spitting makes you seem rude. Drooling makes you seem dumb. And gleeking is a surprise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0mhcp/even_though_its_the_same_liquid_spitting_makes/ (Nicholaes)
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Some people may be able to regenerate limbs but would be unlikely to ever realise it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0mgxj/some_people_may_be_able_to_regenerate_limbs_but/ (EarthMarsUranus)
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Holding a flashlight for your father may be the most simple, hardest jobs any of us will ever have.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0mgta/holding_a_flashlight_for_your_father_may_be_the/ (danes86)
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Maybe Jim is short for Jimothy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0mg8w/maybe_jim_is_short_for_jimothy/ (121aliumar)
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Ketchup is a type of jam

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0mddt/ketchup_is_a_type_of_jam/ (Geckozattack)
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Smosh was doing Music.ly videos, before music.ly was invented

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0mcx1/smosh_was_doing_musicly_videos_before_musicly_was/ (Toku-Nation)
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Women don't like funny men. They just think that men they like are funny.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0maub/women_dont_like_funny_men_they_just_think_that/ (very_big_hroch)
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Fuzzy dice have been replaced by masks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0m8oe/fuzzy_dice_have_been_replaced_by_masks/ (Legendary_Larry)
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If you pay taxes and you are killed by a police officer then you technically paid for your own murder

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0m7kd/if_you_pay_taxes_and_you_are_killed_by_a_police/ (Manbearpig369)
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If we want cruelty to humans to go away, then we also need cruelty to animals to go away

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0m7ar/if_we_want_cruelty_to_humans_to_go_away_then_we/ (VisibleMatch)
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We’re making houses with trees corpses. Imagine if trees were building houses with human flesh.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0m77d/were_making_houses_with_trees_corpses_imagine_if/ (DerBruh)
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if you witre the frsit and lsat lteetrs of a wrod cerrtcloy, the rset wlil not mtaetr.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0m6y1/if_you_witre_the_frsit_and_lsat_lteetrs_of_a_wrod/ (taa178)
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20% of dentists can't be bought

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0m5tp/20_of_dentists_cant_be_bought/ (mybustersword)
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Money Is The Only Thing In Which The Value Of The Product Accurately Represents Its Worth...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0m5a7/money_is_the_only_thing_in_which_the_value_of_the/ (Epicskyflyer)
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If the Joker gets shot while reaching for his wallet by a cop who doesn't realize he's the Joker, that's still an injustice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0m4xz/if_the_joker_gets_shot_while_reaching_for_his/ (MrSluagh)
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With radio and television, cats and dogs just have to accept that there are invisible people they can hear but not see

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0m4r2/with_radio_and_television_cats_and_dogs_just_have/ (lesswithmore)
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Cars with less seats fetch higher prices.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0m41l/cars_with_less_seats_fetch_higher_prices/ (odinchoy)
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Rich/Famous people's company/brand logos are their family crests

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0m3tn/richfamous_peoples_companybrand_logos_are_their/ (Heroism4499)
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I've just come to a horrifying conclusion...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0m1ip/ive_just_come_to_a_horrifying_conclusion/ (therenousername)
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We make fun of our parents for being technologically impaired but our children will probably do the same to us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0m0wc/we_make_fun_of_our_parents_for_being/ (not_avirgin)
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Usain Bolt was the fastest both before and after he was born.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0m0ur/usain_bolt_was_the_fastest_both_before_and_after/ (Sedona54332)
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When debating a conspiracy theorist, their arguments always turn into “That’s what they want you to think” or “They’re all lies, you can’t trust them.” At some point or another.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0lzsh/when_debating_a_conspiracy_theorist_their/ (AGroupofThisIsCalled)
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Nepotism becomes way weirder if it happens in the porn industry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0lxhx/nepotism_becomes_way_weirder_if_it_happens_in_the/ (ausernameofaperson)
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Seltzer water is incredibly uncomfortable to drink but widely popular

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0lwvq/seltzer_water_is_incredibly_uncomfortable_to/ (fenix547)
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The anti-pirating message before movies are only seen by those who are doing the right thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0lwnk/the_antipirating_message_before_movies_are_only/ (shredmaster1996)
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There can never be a complete abolishment of police. The party in power will simply take its place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0lwbq/there_can_never_be_a_complete_abolishment_of/ (ral365)
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Figuring out life after death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ls4z/figuring_out_life_after_death/ (leprozzz)
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You like and hate the song stuck in your head

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0lr2i/you_like_and_hate_the_song_stuck_in_your_head/ (Fr0stPh3onix)
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Supermarkets don’t need to advertise for any of their “own brand” products, they just need to be cheaper than the branded option

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0lqr5/supermarkets_dont_need_to_advertise_for_any_of/ (CeeTee400)
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Sears thrived as a business built around delivering orders placed remotely, and was then driven to bankruptcy by that very same model

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0lq2t/sears_thrived_as_a_business_built_around/ (CounterStreet)
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Most people have been seen naked by more spiders than people in their lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0lpii/most_people_have_been_seen_naked_by_more_spiders/ (Magvel_)
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The dirtier you are before showering the cleaner you feel when you finish.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0lpab/the_dirtier_you_are_before_showering_the_cleaner/ (therealgold55)
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You can always tell how daring someone is based on how far away they are from a yellow light when they try to run it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0lo1q/you_can_always_tell_how_daring_someone_is_based/ (GinjaNinja1027)
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A person accidentally leaving their blinker on is annoying and very difficult to look away from.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0lnsh/a_person_accidentally_leaving_their_blinker_on_is/ (proximodorkus)
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A graveyard is also a dog’s heaven.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0lmlq/a_graveyard_is_also_a_dogs_heaven/ (AwesomReno)
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Tying your shoes and tying someone else’s are two entirely different experiences and we do a double take when we have to switch between them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ll98/tying_your_shoes_and_tying_someone_elses_are_two/ (ramielwaifu)
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You act just like a stupid toddler after getting your wisdom teeth out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0liic/you_act_just_like_a_stupid_toddler_after_getting/ ([deleted])
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Porn is one of the only things that's quality can increase by decreasing its production value

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ldih/porn_is_one_of_the_only_things_thats_quality_can/ (southwoodhunter)
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Cats getting stuck in trees is not as big of a problem as we thought they were as kids

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0lcoj/cats_getting_stuck_in_trees_is_not_as_big_of_a/ (inconspeakuous)
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Extraterrestrial life has probably already sent signals our way that we have not been able to receive in the last 7 million years humans existed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0lbco/extraterrestrial_life_has_probably_already_sent/ (Maks244)
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When you're born you are a fraction of your parent's age, but at some point in your life you will (for a while at least) be half of your parent's age.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0lacf/when_youre_born_you_are_a_fraction_of_your/ (googly-bollocks)
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Searching our social media during major world events will probably used for our kids and grandkids as part of history class one day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0l99g/searching_our_social_media_during_major_world/ (dropkicked_eu)
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We need to start neutralizing anti-immunization people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0l4b1/we_need_to_start_neutralizing_antiimmunization/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Retail workers are held to a higher standard to restrain themselves with the public that yells, curses, and has an attitude than police officers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0l3s6/retail_workers_are_held_to_a_higher_standard_to/ (Romano16)
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Christina Ricci’s face looks exactly the same as it did when she was a kid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0l3p1/christina_riccis_face_looks_exactly_the_same_as/ (The-Pokester)
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It is kind of sad that we will die without knowing if there was any life on other galaxies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0l2ce/it_is_kind_of_sad_that_we_will_die_without/ (BicephalousFlame)
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You don't wear a butt plug, a butt plug wears you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0l1so/you_dont_wear_a_butt_plug_a_butt_plug_wears_you/ (AsstDirectorSkinner)
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If Threat Level - Midnight were remade as a Bollywood production..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0l13i/if_threat_level_midnight_were_remade_as_a/ (bomboclawt75)
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Every side quest is somebody’s main quest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0l0wi/every_side_quest_is_somebodys_main_quest/ (Uriahheeplol)
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"It can always go worse" is the only real way of feeling better.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0kxp8/it_can_always_go_worse_is_the_only_real_way_of/ ([deleted])
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You're probably a good person if you've ever felt bad for winning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0kwvp/youre_probably_a_good_person_if_youve_ever_felt/ (KubrickIsMyCopilot)
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Wood is to iron as the close minded are to the open minded.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0kuih/wood_is_to_iron_as_the_close_minded_are_to_the/ (Myamoxomis)
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Corporations could've used the amount spent in paying for commercials thanking essential workers by giving bonuses to the same workers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0kt4t/corporations_couldve_used_the_amount_spent_in/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Solar Power is technically Fusion Power because atoms fuse in the sun creating the Light.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0kr2d/solar_power_is_technically_fusion_power_because/ (--an0nymous--)
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Over your lifetime, you have a finite amount of hair, and when you cut it, you are permanently reducing how much hair you can potentially ever have at once.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0kqwb/over_your_lifetime_you_have_a_finite_amount_of/ (TheYadda)
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Gorgeousness of a pornstar is inversely proportional to the kink in her porn videos.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0kqgp/gorgeousness_of_a_pornstar_is_inversely/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Plants are actually harvesting us, giving us oxygen until we die and decompose into what they can consume

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0knex/plants_are_actually_harvesting_us_giving_us/ ([deleted])
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As kids, we’ve always been told that dogs eat cats, but we’ve never seen or heard such incidents. They’re mostly friendly to each other and they don’t go farther than chasing each other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0kkbe/as_kids_weve_always_been_told_that_dogs_eat_cats/ (Titan_Royale)
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A Seal is a mix of the sea and eel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0kgob/a_seal_is_a_mix_of_the_sea_and_eel/ ([deleted])
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If pi is infinite then I’d you match each number to their corresponding letter of the alphabet (a=1 b=2 ect) then there is a 100% possibility that the entire script of the bee movie exists within pi

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0kg3x/if_pi_is_infinite_then_id_you_match_each_number/ (obi-wan-cornobi)
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You know shit has gone downhill when our usual pleasantries and salutations have been replaced with "stay safe" and "stay healthy"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ke7g/you_know_shit_has_gone_downhill_when_our_usual/ ([deleted])
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There might be a bunch of people among us holding world records without knowing about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0kcrd/there_might_be_a_bunch_of_people_among_us_holding/ (Luc2992)
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Constantly yelling the Ricola jingle will end up giving you a sore throat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0kceq/constantly_yelling_the_ricola_jingle_will_end_up/ (bobbydigital_ftw)
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The hospital room you were born in is the only room you exit without entering first

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0kbvo/the_hospital_room_you_were_born_in_is_the_only/ ([deleted])
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There’s never that simple passerby police car or fire truck in movies and TV shows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0kbri/theres_never_that_simple_passerby_police_car_or/ (_saverio)
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The idea of living in cities suddenly doesn’t seem so good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0kbjh/the_idea_of_living_in_cities_suddenly_doesnt_seem/ (Everydaybadnews)
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Devil's advocate: The devil is a really cool dude.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0k8n3/devils_advocate_the_devil_is_a_really_cool_dude/ (IAmBillN)
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Oreos float

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0k74x/oreos_float/ (Cup_Paradox)
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Saying good grief is both a JoJo and Charlie Brown reference

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0k5u9/saying_good_grief_is_both_a_jojo_and_charlie/ (thats_kinda_E_P_I_C)
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Nothing can beat that first bite of food after you’ve been hungry for hours and couldn’t stop thinking about eating

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0k5b8/nothing_can_beat_that_first_bite_of_food_after/ (Archist-)
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When you break up with someone, it's like your love life lose its progress

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0k4as/when_you_break_up_with_someone_its_like_your_love/ (mvppaulo)
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If humans laid eggs, most people would have incubators but the “all-natural” people would sit on them and mom shame the others for doing it unnaturally.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0k2z2/if_humans_laid_eggs_most_people_would_have/ (xaygoat)
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Sandboxes are dry pool parties for toddlers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0k2wq/sandboxes_are_dry_pool_parties_for_toddlers/ (Lum1nar)
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You always feel like you forgot to flush after shitting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0k2q5/you_always_feel_like_you_forgot_to_flush_after/ ([deleted])
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If you're naked in public, it's probably better to cover your face then your genitials.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0k0uz/if_youre_naked_in_public_its_probably_better_to/ ([deleted])
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The fact that eyelid is always touching or eyeball and pupil is pretty uncomfortable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0k0kk/the_fact_that_eyelid_is_always_touching_or/ ([deleted])
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Most sit-coms and mystery television program plot lines pre-cell phone era would not have fallen apart if cell phones were available.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0jwp1/most_sitcoms_and_mystery_television_program_plot/ ([deleted])
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You could’ve somehow triggered a series of events leading to someone’s death without ever realising

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0jw71/you_couldve_somehow_triggered_a_series_of_events/ (CyonideHaPpIneSS)
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Pies are sweet sandwiches

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0jvjs/pies_are_sweet_sandwiches/ (a_internet_potatoe)
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At some point in everyone’s life they go from saying ‘one thousand five hundred’ to ‘fifteen hundred’

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0jvf7/at_some_point_in_everyones_life_they_go_from/ (TannK_0)
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18 is simultaneously the most ironic and least ironic golden year you can have.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0jugh/18_is_simultaneously_the_most_ironic_and_least/ (time_to_moose)
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Fertility is hereditary. If your parents didn't have any children, chances are you wouldn't either.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ju2s/fertility_is_hereditary_if_your_parents_didnt/ (crazy-ish)
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You can never jump on a moving vehicle, only leap, whether it’s forwards or backwards.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ju00/you_can_never_jump_on_a_moving_vehicle_only_leap/ (kadenisboosted)
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It's unnerving how well we know how much money famous people have and how much they're worth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0jtvf/its_unnerving_how_well_we_know_how_much_money/ (TheRikari)
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The letter “H” has no “h” sound.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0jlww/the_letter_h_has_no_h_sound/ (griswilliam)
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The Millennium Falcon cockpit had terrible visibility.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0jjg7/the_millennium_falcon_cockpit_had_terrible/ (Killentyme55)
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Maybe Edgar Allen Poe gave poetry a shot for the joke and then just rolled with it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0jils/maybe_edgar_allen_poe_gave_poetry_a_shot_for_the/ (PropagandaOfTheWeed)
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As children we believed everything. We were taught to not be gullible by adults which destroyed the trust in the first place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0jhtx/as_children_we_believed_everything_we_were_taught/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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Muffins spelt backwards is what you first do to them when they come out of the oven

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0jerk/muffins_spelt_backwards_is_what_you_first_do_to/ ([deleted])
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Nobody starts growing a beard on purpose. They just forgot to shave for like a week and decided to keep it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0jeqy/nobody_starts_growing_a_beard_on_purpose_they/ (ChickenBob323)
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None of the Lego Movie would have happened if Emmet was asexual or gay.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0jce3/none_of_the_lego_movie_would_have_happened_if/ (Chick3nsWings)
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The sinking of the titanic must have been a miracle to the lobsters in the kitchen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0jbxw/the_sinking_of_the_titanic_must_have_been_a/ ([deleted])
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Any derivative of "epstein_killed_himself" is probably a very strong password

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0jalq/any_derivative_of_epstein_killed_himself_is/ (MOD3RN_GLITCH)
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Dinner with Gus Fring always seems like a very somber affair.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0j8yf/dinner_with_gus_fring_always_seems_like_a_very/ (TryToHelpPeople)
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Truth in mind is far more volatile than truth in depth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0j75c/truth_in_mind_is_far_more_volatile_than_truth_in/ ([deleted])
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If statues had feelings they'd be fucking terrified of their uncertain future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0j6o1/if_statues_had_feelings_theyd_be_fucking/ (vpetrychuk)
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All life everywhere is sentient star puke

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0j4q6/all_life_everywhere_is_sentient_star_puke/ (faux_noodles)
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A vacuum will always suck

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0j41h/a_vacuum_will_always_suck/ (Garbatron44)
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It’s impossible for infertility to be hereditary

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0j3bh/its_impossible_for_infertility_to_be_hereditary/ ([deleted])
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If everyone picked up 10 bits of rubbish a day, for a year straight it would solve our waste problem.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0j29c/if_everyone_picked_up_10_bits_of_rubbish_a_day/ (Arbiter-117)
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People using dark mode were unknowingly always supporting the #blacklivesmatter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0iyzb/people_using_dark_mode_were_unknowingly_always/ ([deleted])
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Not breaking or creating a world record in your lifetime is also a world record in itself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0iygb/not_breaking_or_creating_a_world_record_in_your/ (redditor_lolz)
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Considering how many different types of food are on the Earth, there must be so many different and weird foods throughout the universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ivg0/considering_how_many_different_types_of_food_are/ (Wildchickenfart)
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You never actually touch anything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0iuxw/you_never_actually_touch_anything/ ([deleted])
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There’s something oddly nostalgic about drinking stale water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0iunw/theres_something_oddly_nostalgic_about_drinking/ ([deleted])
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Papa John was right in his interview from November 2019, the reckoning has come.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0iqbc/papa_john_was_right_in_his_interview_from/ (SendGarlicBread)
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The event that wiped Hiroshima off the map really put it on the map

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0inr4/the_event_that_wiped_hiroshima_off_the_map_really/ (uselessDM)
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If the police actually get defunded their totally going to start their own gang.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0iln5/if_the_police_actually_get_defunded_their_totally/ (ReasonablyConfused)
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If people understand how to use condoms like they understand how to use masks it no wonder they have a failure rate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ikl1/if_people_understand_how_to_use_condoms_like_they/ (queuedUp)
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If you stand still on a place where a mountain is growing, you climb the mountain without climbing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0igqm/if_you_stand_still_on_a_place_where_a_mountain_is/ (Ljosmyndun)
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A movie is always same. But your understanding of the movie and it's dialogue varies as you age.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ignl/a_movie_is_always_same_but_your_understanding_of/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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By all Technically, human structures are a part of the natural world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0igfj/by_all_technically_human_structures_are_a_part_of/ (Dalrethliant)
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Everyone’s K/D ratio is >= 1

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ievu/everyones_kd_ratio_is_1/ (aDarkWorld)
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Everyone talks about the relaxing sound of waves crashing on the shore, but no one talks about the soothing sound of wind rustling the leaves in the forest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ievr/everyone_talks_about_the_relaxing_sound_of_waves/ (RR439)
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Amelia Bedelia actually suffered from severe autism

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ie8v/amelia_bedelia_actually_suffered_from_severe/ (Triplicata)
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In most contests it would take more skill to intentionally come in second place than first.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ic3h/in_most_contests_it_would_take_more_skill_to/ (chillspicey)
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Since the popularity of online video games phrases like stop killing yourself have become much more common.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ibh0/since_the_popularity_of_online_video_games/ (5L91N)
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“Pass” is probably the only word that won’t be the answer to a game show question.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0i8sf/pass_is_probably_the_only_word_that_wont_be_the/ (Quazi0124)
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Public libraries are communistic bookstores

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0i8ds/public_libraries_are_communistic_bookstores/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Everything is cringy if you think hard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0i7xp/everything_is_cringy_if_you_think_hard/ (Bat-Enkh)
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When you go grocery shopping, it’s quite likely nobody except you has ever bought that exact combination of products before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0i6t9/when_you_go_grocery_shopping_its_quite_likely/ (memesncheese)
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The line “I’d catch a grenade for ya” by Bruno Mars may soon become an actual relationships requirement with the way the world is headed at the moment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0i6pc/the_line_id_catch_a_grenade_for_ya_by_bruno_mars/ (Drunken_Drongo)
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We have all gone through moments in our lives that changed our lives forever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0i5jg/we_have_all_gone_through_moments_in_our_lives/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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A Tornado Watch and Tornado Warning could totally switch meanings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0i21i/a_tornado_watch_and_tornado_warning_could_totally/ (Danny_Donut)
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Servers complaining about serving people is someone complaining about doing their exact job

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0i1z9/servers_complaining_about_serving_people_is/ (heykarlll)
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When you’re in a pool or hot tub with someone, you’re swimming in their butt water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0i14g/when_youre_in_a_pool_or_hot_tub_with_someone/ ([deleted])
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There’s no reason for the alphabet to be in the order that it’s in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0i0si/theres_no_reason_for_the_alphabet_to_be_in_the/ (Oovan8)
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You are probably doing well at work if you haven’t been fantasizing about quitting and telling everyone to fuck off because you won the lottery.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0hzpl/you_are_probably_doing_well_at_work_if_you_havent/ (albertunes)
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Michael Phelps can swim faster than people on performance enhancing drugs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0hydv/michael_phelps_can_swim_faster_than_people_on/ (IMissFreedom)
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True sapiosexuals are probably jacking off to Ted Talks or Khan Academy out there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0hy6t/true_sapiosexuals_are_probably_jacking_off_to_ted/ (zandor16)
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In space there is no difference between reverse cowgirl and doggy style

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0hxn8/in_space_there_is_no_difference_between_reverse/ ([deleted])
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Under normal circumstances, -40 is the only temperature reading which doesn't require any further clarification.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0hu4l/under_normal_circumstances_40_is_the_only/ (Kobekopter)
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If someone has a speech impediment where their 'R's are 'W's, then they become a vampire, their 'R's will become 'V's.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ht8v/if_someone_has_a_speech_impediment_where_their_rs/ (RodolfoSeamonkey)
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Waldo is hiding from something, and we are helping it find him.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0hsmk/waldo_is_hiding_from_something_and_we_are_helping/ (break616)
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Trying to be the fastest goes from being very important as a kid to not really being important at all

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0hrtf/trying_to_be_the_fastest_goes_from_being_very/ ([deleted])
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If Pinnochio claimed that his nose grew when he told the truth everyone would believe him

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0hqwr/if_pinnochio_claimed_that_his_nose_grew_when_he/ (whynottho-)
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Once youve been on Big Brother you can go on Celebrity Big Brother.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0hqnn/once_youve_been_on_big_brother_you_can_go_on/ (jerismike)
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Being human takes a lot of guts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0hp8b/being_human_takes_a_lot_of_guts/ ([deleted])
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GoFundMe is Murica's leading health care provider

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0hp4c/gofundme_is_muricas_leading_health_care_provider/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Too often servers complain about serving.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0hnbs/too_often_servers_complain_about_serving/ ([deleted])
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If you replace "magnetic" with "magic"', most video titles would still make sense.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0hmw6/if_you_replace_magnetic_with_magic_most_video/ ([deleted])
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Calling yourself a Stan is really fucked up if you’ve ever listened to the song.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0hl1q/calling_yourself_a_stan_is_really_fucked_up_if/ (ClockworkDinosaurs)
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Cats are always hungry but no one's ever heard their stomach grumble

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0hkub/cats_are_always_hungry_but_no_ones_ever_heard/ (PuppetPatrol)
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If we ever have generational colonies on Mars, it would separate humanity strength wise and earth raised humans would be superhuman to martians.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0hkf1/if_we_ever_have_generational_colonies_on_mars_it/ (SuperFox289)
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Chicken and eggs in the same meal is technically a family dinner.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0hi3z/chicken_and_eggs_in_the_same_meal_is_technically/ (tawcoking)
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So many people hate School, but they never do anything about it because it doesn’t bother them once they are done with it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0hhli/so_many_people_hate_school_but_they_never_do/ (Screepscar)
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Immigrants don't 'take' your jobs. Your employer 'gives' it to them because they are cheaper on the payroll.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0hhd8/immigrants_dont_take_your_jobs_your_employer/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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People would welcome robots if service employees keep complaining about serving

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0hbr9/people_would_welcome_robots_if_service_employees/ ([deleted])
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You start getting old when you start telling yourself, "I'm getting old."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ha06/you_start_getting_old_when_you_start_telling/ (ER10years_throwaway)
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dick's neighbour is an asshole , sad life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0h8kl/dicks_neighbour_is_an_asshole_sad_life/ (theuntamed000)
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Everyone on earth has worn the same garment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0h862/everyone_on_earth_has_worn_the_same_garment/ ([deleted])
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If you're using the flashlight on your phone late at night to walk around your house, it must look like your house is being broken into by anyone passing by outside

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0h69y/if_youre_using_the_flashlight_on_your_phone_late/ (siahbabedblsiah)
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All in all, it is probably a good thing that people tend to find things in the last place they look

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0h65y/all_in_all_it_is_probably_a_good_thing_that/ (Reply_or_Not)
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We debate people to make them change their minds but when they actually concede and change their minds its shocking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0h5rl/we_debate_people_to_make_them_change_their_minds/ (randomperson0810)
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We're probably way better than evolution could've taken us at fighting invisible enemies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0h5j7/were_probably_way_better_than_evolution_couldve/ (De3mental)
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‌‌Any i‌‌ntelligent f‌‌orms o‌‌f l‌‌ife o‌‌utside t‌‌he E‌‌arth w‌‌ould b‌‌e p‌‌robably c‌‌onfused b‌‌y o‌‌ur w‌‌ay o‌‌f d‌‌escribing c‌‌olors o‌‌r w‌‌ouldn't e‌‌ven g‌‌et t‌‌he c‌‌oncept o‌‌f i‌‌t.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0h5b0/any_intelligent_forms_of_life_outside_the_earth/ (vpetrychuk)
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The reason why there are few genius women in the medieval years is that they're probably accused as witches and burned at stake.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0h4f7/the_reason_why_there_are_few_genius_women_in_the/ (machiatzurelius)
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If you’ve ever looked up and not known what was flying by, you saw a UFO.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0h37u/if_youve_ever_looked_up_and_not_known_what_was/ (Bcmcdonald)
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Everyone has unlocked the secret of existence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0h2ku/everyone_has_unlocked_the_secret_of_existence/ ([deleted])
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Technically, all drawings with shadowing are flat colored

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0h2g3/technically_all_drawings_with_shadowing_are_flat/ ([deleted])
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Looking at the browser history feels like reading the diary you wrote years ago

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0h09k/looking_at_the_browser_history_feels_like_reading/ ([deleted])
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There are dinosaurs in your car.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0gzm6/there_are_dinosaurs_in_your_car/ ([deleted])
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In videogames, larger people have extra health. In real life, it's the opposite

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0gyjp/in_videogames_larger_people_have_extra_health_in/ (Ebuthead)
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You wouldn't blame a fellow engineer for playing the devil's advocate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0gyaa/you_wouldnt_blame_a_fellow_engineer_for_playing/ (DiaMat2040)
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That guy who killed George Floyd is gonna catch hell in prison.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0gx7b/that_guy_who_killed_george_floyd_is_gonna_catch/ (rolltideamerica)
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Whenever a character in a movie says "it's nothing like the movies", it usually ends up exactly like the movies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0gwfh/whenever_a_character_in_a_movie_says_its_nothing/ (Alpieo69)
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Littering is clearly bad, but imagine how much trash it's keeping out of landfills.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0gubg/littering_is_clearly_bad_but_imagine_how_much/ (Cordealio)
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Musicians and comedians go hand in hand

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0gubf/musicians_and_comedians_go_hand_in_hand/ (greattoilet)
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If wearing masks outside ends up being normalized, our kids will think that our noses are a private part.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0gtrx/if_wearing_masks_outside_ends_up_being_normalized/ (Cyprus2000)
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It is considered unmanly for a guy to write poetry unless he is a rapper.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0gtrs/it_is_considered_unmanly_for_a_guy_to_write/ ([deleted])
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Live photos on your phone are the same as the pictures in Harry Potter movies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0gse6/live_photos_on_your_phone_are_the_same_as_the/ (Sheldon-C00per)
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Centaurs are half human half horse. The upper body of a human being from the waist up is attached to the area where a horse’s head can commonly be found, however they still possess a horse’s body from the neck down. Centaurs have 2 sets of upper torsos containing similar organs for each half.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0grf6/centaurs_are_half_human_half_horse_the_upper_body/ (Zachariahcrow)
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When someone's walking by your house late at night, and you're inside using your phone's camera to see where you're going, it probably looks like you’re being robbed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0gqsh/when_someones_walking_by_your_house_late_at_night/ ([deleted])
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Therapy while others laugh at you. That describes Dr.Phil

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0gmy6/therapy_while_others_laugh_at_you_that_describes/ (Clumsy-_-Phoenix)
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Since we humans have a continuous tunnel from our mouth to our rectum, aka a hole, we are technically a meaty donut.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0gmp5/since_we_humans_have_a_continuous_tunnel_from_our/ (DAMMastr)
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People who are naturally good at playing instruments have a strength for something man made. Imagine a caveman with a talent for playing piano before the existence of pianos.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0gfgc/people_who_are_naturally_good_at_playing/ (Jameson-Junkenstein)
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Everyone makes a face when they wipe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0gemn/everyone_makes_a_face_when_they_wipe/ (GentleBreeze96)
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Same people that are upset about all police being judged by a few bad apples, will boycott a national business after one bad experience with employee or location.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ga5d/same_people_that_are_upset_about_all_police_being/ (vovchandr)
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That weird flat mouth smile people give strangers on the street looks that way so it’s obvious you’re not trying to talking to them and they can carry on without stopping for you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0g9wn/that_weird_flat_mouth_smile_people_give_strangers/ (BrockHeBe)
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Diesel cars used in movies and tv shows are all hybrid once they are put on a screen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0g9lh/diesel_cars_used_in_movies_and_tv_shows_are_all/ (XgamerzTR)
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Subzero is an Earth+Water bender.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0g7k6/subzero_is_an_earthwater_bender/ (aidigvijay)
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Mentally healthy people almost never have a strong presence on social media; the only people who do have a strong presence are either lonely people over compensating or people who's social media following has a direct relation to their income/occupation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0g6ci/mentally_healthy_people_almost_never_have_a/ (FuckChiefs_Raiders)
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You can remove any letter from the word "loaf", but that would just sound stupid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0g64t/you_can_remove_any_letter_from_the_word_loaf_but/ (mugazadin)
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When a race starts there is already a winner, we just watch how it happens.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0g1i9/when_a_race_starts_there_is_already_a_winner_we/ (Vitmal)
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Tostadas are what nachos would have if they invented city planning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0g158/tostadas_are_what_nachos_would_have_if_they/ (jontech1)
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Birthdays are fatal in large enough doses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0g0ml/birthdays_are_fatal_in_large_enough_doses/ (gud_spelller)
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Maybe the reason we don't see the Volkssturm in WWII videogames is because doing research on the weapons they used, and animating them, and then making the situations interesting is to expensive or pointless for what would probably only be low amount of profit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0fzh4/maybe_the_reason_we_dont_see_the_volkssturm_in/ (Error_e000fe36)
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The liver and spleen have got to be fed up with all the attention the heart gets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0fzer/the_liver_and_spleen_have_got_to_be_fed_up_with/ (OK_Compooper)
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You can't remember how your dreams begins

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0fxxi/you_cant_remember_how_your_dreams_begins/ ([deleted])
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no matter the art style all digital drawings are pixel-art

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0fxqi/no_matter_the_art_style_all_digital_drawings_are/ ([deleted])
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C‌‌atching t‌‌he m‌‌oment w‌‌hen y‌‌our p‌‌ost g‌‌ets 6‌‌9, 6‌‌66 o‌‌r 7‌‌77 v‌‌otes/likes/whatever i‌‌s w‌‌ay m‌‌ore s‌‌atisfying t‌‌hat a‌‌ny o‌‌ther n‌‌umber below 1k

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0fw1y/catching_the_moment_when_your_post_gets_69_666_or/ (vpetrychuk)
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The difference between cats and dogs is that an adult cat will attack a puppy, whilst an adult dog will befriend a kitten.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0fvaq/the_difference_between_cats_and_dogs_is_that_an/ (Daji79)
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‌‌When b‌‌elow 1‌‌k, c‌‌atching t‌‌he m‌‌oment w‌‌hen y‌‌our p‌‌ost g‌‌ets 6‌‌9, 6‌‌66 o‌‌r 7‌‌77 v‌‌otes/likes/whatever i‌‌s w‌‌ay m‌‌ore s‌‌atisfying t‌‌hat a‌‌ny o‌‌ther n‌‌umber.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0fv4g/when_below_1k_catching_the_moment_when_your_post/ ([deleted])
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Songs don't usually seem repetitive till you whistle it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0fuj3/songs_dont_usually_seem_repetitive_till_you/ (Chanw11)
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As soon as possible doesn’t sound as demanding as ASAP

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0fnft/as_soon_as_possible_doesnt_sound_as_demanding_as/ (something_funny_here)
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Army brats are usually more civilized than civilian children

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0fn5q/army_brats_are_usually_more_civilized_than/ (frustrated_human_69)
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Growing up is the journey from not wearing pants in public to not wearing pants in private.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0fn4e/growing_up_is_the_journey_from_not_wearing_pants/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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People expect more service and responsibility from retail workers than police

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0fme6/people_expect_more_service_and_responsibility/ (nadojo1)
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We definitely all died in 2012 and went to hell

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0fm00/we_definitely_all_died_in_2012_and_went_to_hell/ ([deleted])
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Your bones might be invisible but you don't suspect that

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0flsk/your_bones_might_be_invisible_but_you_dont/ (vpetrychuk)
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The average large pizza is 6 lbs meaning the average person (200lbs) would only need 2-3 slices to become 1% pizza which just so happens to be the average serving size.. meaning the average person has been 1% pizza

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0fj35/the_average_large_pizza_is_6_lbs_meaning_the/ (loliicon_senpai)
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We've collectively decided that it's okay to give certain people worse opportunities in life for college and jobs because they were born with average intelligence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0fg4g/weve_collectively_decided_that_its_okay_to_give/ (colkcolkcolk)
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Playing a record at triple the speed unlocks a secret track from Alvin and the Chipmunks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ffry/playing_a_record_at_triple_the_speed_unlocks_a/ (jbuk02)
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Crabsticks are technically fish sausages

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ffim/crabsticks_are_technically_fish_sausages/ (imbigstupid)
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You never notice or appreciate how nice it is to be able to breathe through both nostrils until one is stuffed up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0fdu2/you_never_notice_or_appreciate_how_nice_it_is_to/ (shethanthegod)
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There are carrots in the world that you share birthdays with.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0fcr6/there_are_carrots_in_the_world_that_you_share/ (The_Yellow_Lime)
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You don’t what you are capable of until you have been in a life or death situation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0fcbt/you_dont_what_you_are_capable_of_until_you_have/ (Everydaybadnews)
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The reason we think plastic surgery always turns out bad is because the good jobs look real.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0fc50/the_reason_we_think_plastic_surgery_always_turns/ (Richpotatothethird)
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At this point, even dogs are better than us because they treat each other equally, despite the breed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0fbqh/at_this_point_even_dogs_are_better_than_us/ (Wassup_Bois)
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Submarines don't sink. They just become too good at their job.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0f4yz/submarines_dont_sink_they_just_become_too_good_at/ (HeavilyArmoredTurtle)
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The first K-pop song you ever listened was probably Gangnam Style

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0f22e/the_first_kpop_song_you_ever_listened_was/ (The_best_goat_ever)
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You could've come across a Mafia token and have just left it thinking it as a piece of paper or metal scrap

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ezks/you_couldve_come_across_a_mafia_token_and_have/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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It's crazy how sexy people become unsexy when they die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0eyrb/its_crazy_how_sexy_people_become_unsexy_when_they/ (gcnHNYqvzB637fYQvQDt)
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A once favourite song start sounding cringe when everyone you know starts listening to it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0exve/a_once_favourite_song_start_sounding_cringe_when/ ([deleted])
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You are an investment made by your parents hoping you would continue the family tree and taking care of them when they get older.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0evzv/you_are_an_investment_made_by_your_parents_hoping/ (InvisibleImpostor)
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the more less information about yourself you give to others, the more you are safe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0evvm/the_more_less_information_about_yourself_you_give/ (Rami431)
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Race-ism is such a strange hill to die on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ev2g/raceism_is_such_a_strange_hill_to_die_on/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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The person who got the username u/throwaway is probably the luckiest of all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0eswo/the_person_who_got_the_username_uthrowaway_is/ (altosaxplaya13)
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If the movie 'Finding Nemo' were scientifically accurate, Nemo's dad would have become female after Nemo's mom died.Then he would have mated with his son.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0es8u/if_the_movie_finding_nemo_were_scientifically/ (DenseTeacher)
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Every tshirt is a ninja mask

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0erks/every_tshirt_is_a_ninja_mask/ (Not_Again_dangit)
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Just how important/ famous do you have to be for your death to be an assination instead of a murder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0er9n/just_how_important_famous_do_you_have_to_be_for/ (vwdeadbug)
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Accidents happen unintentionally. But being careful or prepared is very much intentional.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0elfs/accidents_happen_unintentionally_but_being/ (graeber_28927)
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"It's not opposite day" is always a true statement.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ektl/its_not_opposite_day_is_always_a_true_statement/ (TheRealMoofoo)
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Everything except humans tastes better when in marinades in its own juices.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ejk8/everything_except_humans_tastes_better_when_in/ (oihadsf)
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One day we will look at yoga moms with the same pity as we looked at aerobics grannies in the 90‘s.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ejdj/one_day_we_will_look_at_yoga_moms_with_the_same/ (anti_evil_corp)
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A love song is, in a way, a SIMP-HONY

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ei28/a_love_song_is_in_a_way_a_simphony/ (charles_tag)
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We are all starting to understand Ice Cube’s idea of what constitutes a good day... when nothing happens.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ehud/we_are_all_starting_to_understand_ice_cubes_idea/ (stuffisstuffandstuff)
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When we eat our first meal of the day we are breaking a fast, but we pronounce it brek-fist instead of break-fast.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ehoa/when_we_eat_our_first_meal_of_the_day_we_are/ (flashgordon01)
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Jedi would make great mimes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0egq1/jedi_would_make_great_mimes/ (Animeking1108)
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The lyrics to Inner Circle's "Bad Boys" read a bit differently if you think of them referring to the cops rather than the criminals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ef4c/the_lyrics_to_inner_circles_bad_boys_read_a_bit/ ([deleted])
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In a nutshell, life is a fight against entropy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0edtf/in_a_nutshell_life_is_a_fight_against_entropy/ (ThrowAway237s)
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The lyrics to Inner Circle's "Bad Boys" read a bit different if you think its referring to cops rather than the criminals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0edrx/the_lyrics_to_inner_circles_bad_boys_read_a_bit/ ([deleted])
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You could've woken up to your phone and didn't know it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0edkk/you_couldve_woken_up_to_your_phone_and_didnt_know/ (SenpaiSoftBoi)
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Being able to react to something fast is still on a major delay.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ed1g/being_able_to_react_to_something_fast_is_still_on/ (MattOnePointO)
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If we all agreed on using a new word, we could get a rhyming word for orange.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ed0n/if_we_all_agreed_on_using_a_new_word_we_could_get/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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Targaryens would make fantastic fire fighters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ec85/targaryens_would_make_fantastic_fire_fighters/ (krungchemistry21)
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Powerpoint single handedly destroyed the market for 35mm slides and slide projectors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0e9cu/powerpoint_single_handedly_destroyed_the_market/ (mlpr34clopper)
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If somebody is good enough at it..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0e8pa/if_somebody_is_good_enough_at_it/ (DeadVermine)
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Before music, cavemen probably got favorite river noises and bird songs stuck in their heads

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0e7h1/before_music_cavemen_probably_got_favorite_river/ (Crazycatdood)
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The average rеdditor considers themselves an independent thinker while believing the exact same things the mainstream media tells them to believe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0e6z0/the_average_rеdditor_considers_themselves_an/ (jewishquestion91)
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If you love fingering people, become a TSA agent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0e5re/if_you_love_fingering_people_become_a_tsa_agent/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Some of the teachers in elementary school that told us not to do drugs, probably did drugs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0e4m1/some_of_the_teachers_in_elementary_school_that/ (and1zhao)
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Flash could probably cook meat by slapping it, since kinetic energy is turned into thermal energy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0e4fi/flash_could_probably_cook_meat_by_slapping_it/ (GSeveNN)
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If you are good at it...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0e1qy/if_you_are_good_at_it/ (DeadVermine)
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If you grow up without a bug ever crawling on you, you wouldn't be afraid when feeling something similar.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0dzet/if_you_grow_up_without_a_bug_ever_crawling_on_you/ (Crpl_Punishmnt)
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You are always a part of a history book.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0dz5t/you_are_always_a_part_of_a_history_book/ (Johnthebabayagawick)
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In your lifetime, there will never be another man named Dwayne Douglas Johnson, who becomes a famous wrestler nicknamed The Rock and becomes a world-wide superstar actor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0dyyp/in_your_lifetime_there_will_never_be_another_man/ ([deleted])
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Dick is a nickname for "Richard" so technically Dick Grayson is Richard Grayson.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0dy7g/dick_is_a_nickname_for_richard_so_technically/ (HarleyArchibaldLeon)
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In theory it is possible to create a fart bubble big enough to provide yourself with enough oxygen to keep breathing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0dx5i/in_theory_it_is_possible_to_create_a_fart_bubble/ (grioll)
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If you don't already know what they are, eye lashes sound super painful.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0dwvi/if_you_dont_already_know_what_they_are_eye_lashes/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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Most people like cheese doodles but its not something we talk about.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0dslz/most_people_like_cheese_doodles_but_its_not/ (Tom-o-matic)
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Water and salt are the only things humans eat that haven't been alive before

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0dqbj/water_and_salt_are_the_only_things_humans_eat/ (blastxu)
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It would have been great if cell phones made a sound notification when the battery became fully charged to prevent overcharging to preserve battery life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0dpwq/it_would_have_been_great_if_cell_phones_made_a/ (_WinnerTakesAll_)
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If a feature length film showing the importance of water is made, probably a lot of water will be wasted in it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0dnt0/if_a_feature_length_film_showing_the_importance/ (youruncke)
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People are being arrested in scooby doo for dressing up in a costume and scaring people, never attempted murder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0dmup/people_are_being_arrested_in_scooby_doo_for/ (Ronin861)
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Let's all be thankful that hiccups aren't contagious.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0dmef/lets_all_be_thankful_that_hiccups_arent_contagious/ (RaHuHe)
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With sea level rising, atlantis is gonna feel very common

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0dkn6/with_sea_level_rising_atlantis_is_gonna_feel_very/ (Darueld)
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The mark of a true nerd is having a box of old cords that you wouldn’t even send your worst enemy in to find you an aux cable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0dkbr/the_mark_of_a_true_nerd_is_having_a_box_of_old/ (squeda)
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If we had a device that could selectively delete memories, a lot of us would use it to re-watch our favorite movies and shows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0dk9c/if_we_had_a_device_that_could_selectively_delete/ (loopmutant)
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The farther you get along in school the more parts of the calculator you unlock

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0dizo/the_farther_you_get_along_in_school_the_more/ (funfetus111)
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Bone charcoal was the common method to filter water up until the sixties, meaning that at one point in history, filtered water wasn't actually vegan.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0dhhc/bone_charcoal_was_the_common_method_to_filter/ ([deleted])
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There is probably a bendy straw that if folded the right ways, could touch every surface in everyone's house at different times.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0dgkn/there_is_probably_a_bendy_straw_that_if_folded/ (The_Speed_Cuber)
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Every blink we take is actually a photo and when we die, we quickly see our gallery

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0dfwu/every_blink_we_take_is_actually_a_photo_and_when/ ([deleted])
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At a certain point, living with your parents becomes more respectable than embarrassing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0degt/at_a_certain_point_living_with_your_parents/ (Gueyyy)
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Kar€n’s will become the new police in Minneapolis

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ddvp/karns_will_become_the_new_police_in_minneapolis/ ([deleted])
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Growing up is going from bringing your DS to your friend’s house to bringing your laptop to your friend’s house

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0dd91/growing_up_is_going_from_bringing_your_ds_to_your/ (DankLlamas)
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Snapchat's filters do the exact opposite of what a filter is supposed to do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0db00/snapchats_filters_do_the_exact_opposite_of_what_a/ (First_Millenial)
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We all become orphans one day...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0d9te/we_all_become_orphans_one_day/ (Gingrpenguin)
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Whether you choose to commit something as brutal as murder or something as self serving as brushing your teeth, the more you do it the easier it gets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0d9t7/whether_you_choose_to_commit_something_as_brutal/ (GoldBond007)
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we play games with storylines that we know are gonna end and we're gonna be sad but we keep playing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0d8dx/we_play_games_with_storylines_that_we_know_are/ (My_normal_Username)
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The human brain is a computer with a very long uptime

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0d7zr/the_human_brain_is_a_computer_with_a_very_long/ (Nimyron)
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Being wrong feels exactly like being right until you know better.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0d7kb/being_wrong_feels_exactly_like_being_right_until/ (aDazzlingDove)
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Lego characters live in houses made with their own skin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0d7ao/lego_characters_live_in_houses_made_with_their/ (hotpotato9898)
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Smartphones have rather become smart-cameras.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0d6sj/smartphones_have_rather_become_smartcameras/ (Julianus2503)
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With all these statues getting pulled down, these protests are literally changing the landscape.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0d47i/with_all_these_statues_getting_pulled_down_these/ (MrJPLH)
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The entire pen industry is held together on the basis that people are always losing their pens. Otherwise you would only need a new one every few years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0d3y6/the_entire_pen_industry_is_held_together_on_the/ (southwoodhunter)
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It is a fact that those who fart and always blame it on others go in the deepest roots of Hell.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0d3wx/it_is_a_fact_that_those_who_fart_and_always_blame/ (pjb0016)
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Things you order online have probably been to more states than you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0d3vs/things_you_order_online_have_probably_been_to/ ([deleted])
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Perhaps Dogs love carrying sticks because back in ancient times humans used to make dogs help when collecting firewood and rewarded them for helping

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0d3lm/perhaps_dogs_love_carrying_sticks_because_back_in/ (intoOwilde)
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“Fuck you” is the least effective argument.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0d0c7/fuck_you_is_the_least_effective_argument/ ([deleted])
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If batman is blind and uses echolocation, the title would fit him better

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0czsd/if_batman_is_blind_and_uses_echolocation_the/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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When Google warns you about connecting new apps to your account, they are more concerned with maintaining their advantage over access to your data than they are with your data privacy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0cymg/when_google_warns_you_about_connecting_new_apps/ (RobedBigfoot)
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If you get suspended for skipping school, you basically get to skip school but legally

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0cw7v/if_you_get_suspended_for_skipping_school_you/ (Herwi_Potah)
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You only need to see someone vaping to visualise just how far someone’s breath travels or how quickly an enclosed space fills with their breath.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0cuhr/you_only_need_to_see_someone_vaping_to_visualise/ (backsnipe89)
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People keep finding bitcoin on abandon computers..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ct0f/people_keep_finding_bitcoin_on_abandon_computers/ (Skillsjr)
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According to a microwave, 90 is larger than 100 and 120, and equal to 130.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0crc5/according_to_a_microwave_90_is_larger_than_100/ (Asiriomi)
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If you're immortal, it's possible that you can adapt to survive every situation and learn every skill that every existed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0cr2z/if_youre_immortal_its_possible_that_you_can_adapt/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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You know a TV show’s characters are getting old once they start reminiscing about events from earlier seasons

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0cr1j/you_know_a_tv_shows_characters_are_getting_old/ (insert_dumb_pun_here)
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Something with a lot of mass isn't necessarily massive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0cqrk/something_with_a_lot_of_mass_isnt_necessarily/ (ydc137)
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If Gordon Ramsey was a wizard in J.K world, he would have been a master at making potion

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0copw/if_gordon_ramsey_was_a_wizard_in_jk_world_he/ (GeorgeTran1999)
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There are more planets inhabited by man made robots than there are planets inhabited by humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0co2m/there_are_more_planets_inhabited_by_man_made/ (salladfingers)
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A portion of dead bodies have probably been buried with the feet towards their headstone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0cngl/a_portion_of_dead_bodies_have_probably_been/ (ItsTheShepherd)
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The Post Office could really use an unsubscribe feature for all that junk mail.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0cmeu/the_post_office_could_really_use_an_unsubscribe/ (ravnov)
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The red M&M is over 30 years old

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0cld3/the_red_mm_is_over_30_years_old/ (GnomeImpaler24)
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As the years go by and 12y/olds subscribed to Jake Paul, Ricegum and other duche YouTubers, will grow up and realise how dumb they were while unsubscribing leading to a massive subscriber loss

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0clbo/as_the_years_go_by_and_12yolds_subscribed_to_jake/ (F_da_memeboi)
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The homelessness rate of snails is almost 0%

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0cl6w/the_homelessness_rate_of_snails_is_almost_0/ (Random_Rhapsody)
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There are probably people who know more about the fictional universes like Harry Potter and Star Wars than the actual creators.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ckut/there_are_probably_people_who_know_more_about_the/ (Ferocius-Squirel)
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The more the years pass, the longer and more complicated history gets for students.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0cj5u/the_more_the_years_pass_the_longer_and_more/ ([deleted])
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Making games is as fun as playing games to the same degree that making food is as enjoyable as eating food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0cioq/making_games_is_as_fun_as_playing_games_to_the/ (SixxSe7eN)
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Everyone has thought about wrestling a lion/tiger at least once in their life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0chxn/everyone_has_thought_about_wrestling_a_liontiger/ (badnan5410)
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Maybe cows act so dopey because of how much grass they eat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0cgp1/maybe_cows_act_so_dopey_because_of_how_much_grass/ (king_of_the_hyraces)
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the goal of tinder is for you to delete tinder

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0cgoy/the_goal_of_tinder_is_for_you_to_delete_tinder/ (cy5266)
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Magic is powers that are impossible, and becomes science when explained.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0cgmw/magic_is_powers_that_are_impossible_and_becomes/ (BasicRedditor1997)
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Pavlov more than likely thought of his dogs whenever he heard a bell.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0cgjq/pavlov_more_than_likely_thought_of_his_dogs/ (02grimreaper)
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Soda ads heavily emphasize how well they quench your thirst, but in reality most of them dehydrate you even more

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0cge0/soda_ads_heavily_emphasize_how_well_they_quench/ ([deleted])
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Magnifying glasses turned out to be a lot less useful than we were led to believe as kids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0cgdx/magnifying_glasses_turned_out_to_be_a_lot_less/ (landerson22)
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Expressions of temperature are usually also positive adjectives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0cfy9/expressions_of_temperature_are_usually_also/ (MJenius-MJ)
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People who like spicy food are closet masochists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0cfej/people_who_like_spicy_food_are_closet_masochists/ (kislayarishiraj)
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when you get dirt it is dirty

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0cej2/when_you_get_dirt_it_is_dirty/ ([deleted])
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There is no formal word for "boogers" (from your nose).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ce7q/there_is_no_formal_word_for_boogers_from_your_nose/ (scarpio119)
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Anime characters run with their arms backwards because they are in a world of chakra. Similar to how it is easier to run in water with with arms backwards.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0cddy/anime_characters_run_with_their_arms_backwards/ (JoeShmoGo)
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Tom Hanks ends emails by saying thanks twice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0cbg1/tom_hanks_ends_emails_by_saying_thanks_twice/ (slicethattoe)
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In early human periods, some people had to take the risk to find out which foods were edible and which foods killed you. Kind of like Russian roulette except you fed yourself and your family.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0cazn/in_early_human_periods_some_people_had_to_take/ (-Giannotta-)
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Sending a big enough hard drive to someone by mail would technically give you one of the fastest internet speeds in the world in terms of gigabytes per second.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0caiz/sending_a_big_enough_hard_drive_to_someone_by/ ([deleted])
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A hairdryer is the same thing if you get rid of the first letter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0c9uw/a_hairdryer_is_the_same_thing_if_you_get_rid_of/ (Drake15296)
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The supporters of Derek Chauvin, such as they are, may be referred to accurately as “Chauvinist pigs.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0c8ua/the_supporters_of_derek_chauvin_such_as_they_are/ ([deleted])
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If the mafia was funded by a hospital, they would probably break people's legs without hesitation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0c888/if_the_mafia_was_funded_by_a_hospital_they_would/ (Johto_man)
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A capital Q is an O committing indecent exposure.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0c67e/a_capital_q_is_an_o_committing_indecent_exposure/ (RobertGBradley)
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There are billions of trees and plants on the planet and not a single one is lazy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0c36m/there_are_billions_of_trees_and_plants_on_the/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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The smooth skin of humans might be as pleasant to cats and dogs as their fluffiness is to humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0c1jx/the_smooth_skin_of_humans_might_be_as_pleasant_to/ (SergeantPsycho)
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A man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0c1hd/a_man_who_runs_behind_car_will_get_exhausted_but/ ([deleted])
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We cannot progress a year because then 2021

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0bz98/we_cannot_progress_a_year_because_then_2021/ ([deleted])
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In Harry Potter, Hagrid may have been better off if he graduated from Hogwarts, instead of spending his childhood with dangerous creatures.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0bv1e/in_harry_potter_hagrid_may_have_been_better_off/ (ImA_JuiceBox)
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With all these statues getting pulling down, these protests are literally changing the landscape.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0bseq/with_all_these_statues_getting_pulling_down_these/ ([deleted])
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55% of the world population worships a Middle Eastern G.O.D.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0bpby/55_of_the_world_population_worships_a_middle/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Cisco's logo looks like a simple drawing of the Golden Gate Bridge, which is in San FranCISCO

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0bovo/ciscos_logo_looks_like_a_simple_drawing_of_the/ (chewyasparagus)
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If you're turning your life around you're doing a 180 and not a 360 ffs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0bng2/if_youre_turning_your_life_around_youre_doing_a/ (dbatheja)
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It's really nice to be priviliged, but it sucks to admit that you are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0bn3y/its_really_nice_to_be_priviliged_but_it_sucks_to/ (al_faq)
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At some point young people will start complaining that we've used all the cool nicknames on the Internet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0bm1i/at_some_point_young_people_will_start_complaining/ (vpetrychuk)
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Internet advertisers probably know when we’ve died due to lack of use and then advertise funeral services to our families.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0bkjy/internet_advertisers_probably_know_when_weve_died/ (puffferfish)
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A cheetah chasing a deer is trying to survive just as much as the deer as it runs away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0bgs1/a_cheetah_chasing_a_deer_is_trying_to_survive/ (shredmaster1996)
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Kiwis are the potatoes, of fruit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0bgs0/kiwis_are_the_potatoes_of_fruit/ (Wondering_Endlessly)
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If the Fraternal Order of Police were a Greek Fraternity on any campus, they'd be suspended for hazing and have their charter revoked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0bgp2/if_the_fraternal_order_of_police_were_a_greek/ (bennyaces)
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Garlic smells good, but when someone eats it it gives them bad breath.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0benh/garlic_smells_good_but_when_someone_eats_it_it/ (Philipthesquid)
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the grass also tans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0bdqg/the_grass_also_tans/ (Bajoveloloro)
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You can remove any letter in boat but it would still be an existing word.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0bbmq/you_can_remove_any_letter_in_boat_but_it_would/ (Chupacbra)
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It's a good job clouds drop rain in lots of little droplets instead of all at once

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0b9wj/its_a_good_job_clouds_drop_rain_in_lots_of_little/ ([deleted])
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Humans are the only species on Earth who drink milk from a different animal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0b9pw/humans_are_the_only_species_on_earth_who_drink/ (ikennaezeee)
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First thing you learn when you learn cooking is that for what you get a meal for 1 at a restaurant you van make a meal for 3

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0b69z/first_thing_you_learn_when_you_learn_cooking_is/ (kaushalovich)
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Toph (atla) could free all of the cats at petsmart and all of the dogs at a pound Because of her metal-bending

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0b616/toph_atla_could_free_all_of_the_cats_at_petsmart/ (mycatispepper)
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Teenage boys purchasing their first set of condoms are probably so grateful to whoever came up with self-checkout.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0b5ux/teenage_boys_purchasing_their_first_set_of/ (shredmaster1996)
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In RWBY, any character that is shipped with Oscar is also shipped with Ozpin, and anytime Oscar has sex, it is always a threesome.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0b43v/in_rwby_any_character_that_is_shipped_with_oscar/ (Nintendogalaxy01)
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The explorer is never happy staying still and the farmer doesn’t want to go anywhere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0b3id/the_explorer_is_never_happy_staying_still_and_the/ (I-suck-at-golf)
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Every "slow poison" is "fast poison" if you take it in an enough amount at once.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0b0wj/every_slow_poison_is_fast_poison_if_you_take_it/ ([deleted])
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Our species’ approach to conservation is ineffective and even counter-productive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0b0pt/our_species_approach_to_conservation_is/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Essential oils are ironically one of the most unecessary products to buy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0azer/essential_oils_are_ironically_one_of_the_most/ (Nitrome950)
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Rick Sanchez ruined heist movies!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0az0u/rick_sanchez_ruined_heist_movies/ (KayMuraguri)
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Mussels are the pistachios of seafood.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ay7a/mussels_are_the_pistachios_of_seafood/ ([deleted])
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You realize you've grown up when the books you read no longer have pictures in them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0axuc/you_realize_youve_grown_up_when_the_books_you/ (Martokartechnicata69)
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Bingo might actually be the farmer and not the dog.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0avxf/bingo_might_actually_be_the_farmer_and_not_the_dog/ (rip5yearsoldbadge)
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People probably donate hundreds of dollars each year as tips but won't spare five bucks for a cause

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0av2p/people_probably_donate_hundreds_of_dollars_each/ (caustic_apathy)
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Nightcore and vaporwave are opposites, nightcore is high and faster, vaporwave is low and slower

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0atwg/nightcore_and_vaporwave_are_opposites_nightcore/ (validemaillol)
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Cereal is human kibble

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ard6/cereal_is_human_kibble/ ([deleted])
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Human being are 3 pound brains piloting a slab of meat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0aox4/human_being_are_3_pound_brains_piloting_a_slab_of/ (milchhmann)
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A human's belly thinks all potato is mashed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0alme/a_humans_belly_thinks_all_potato_is_mashed/ (milchhmann)
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Sunset is actually Earthrise and Sunrise is actually Earthset

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ajfw/sunset_is_actually_earthrise_and_sunrise_is/ (FatimaNadeem)
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The sinking of the Titanic must have been a miracle to the lobsters in the kitchen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0aip9/the_sinking_of_the_titanic_must_have_been_a/ (milchhmann)
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The way most people consume alcohol is microdosing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ain5/the_way_most_people_consume_alcohol_is_microdosing/ (EBhobo)
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Step one after becoming famous is deleting social media.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ace2/step_one_after_becoming_famous_is_deleting_social/ (Richton19)
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The more you write your signature, the worse you get at it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0ac4k/the_more_you_write_your_signature_the_worse_you/ (SilkSk1)
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If we walk up to a kid using a laptop only to find clear desktop with all apps minimised is more cause for suspicion

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0a9qe/if_we_walk_up_to_a_kid_using_a_laptop_only_to/ (salesberg)
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Eyelashes get in your eye far too often for something designed to keep things out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0a9ka/eyelashes_get_in_your_eye_far_too_often_for/ (jgills1875)
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If we domesticated something other than wild dogs Millenia ago, we’d have different pets than dogs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0a9j8/if_we_domesticated_something_other_than_wild_dogs/ (CrazyCat1606)
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One would think that all men would try to be considerate to their significant others by consuming sufficient pineapple in their diets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0a8de/one_would_think_that_all_men_would_try_to_be/ (thelandan)
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People who feel they have to emphasize that they are adults are most often not mature at all, but rather try to legitimate their childish behavior by saying that they’re adults.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0a7jl/people_who_feel_they_have_to_emphasize_that_they/ (Lum1nar)
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If you had a sixth finger you wouldn't have a middle finger

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0a7gl/if_you_had_a_sixth_finger_you_wouldnt_have_a/ ([deleted])
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If someone tries to show appreciation to you by calling you their queen, remember that in chess the queen will still be sacrificed for the king.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0a69s/if_someone_tries_to_show_appreciation_to_you_by/ (andthatswhyIdidit)
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99.999% of all thoughts are not original.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0a1hv/99999_of_all_thoughts_are_not_original/ ([deleted])
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Someone who steals bulgar wheat is a vulgar bulgar burglar

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0a10g/someone_who_steals_bulgar_wheat_is_a_vulgar/ (Opfaff)
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The shyest person probably talks to him/herself more than the most extroverted person on earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h09zyb/the_shyest_person_probably_talks_to_himherself/ (DontWooshMeGay)
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Everything in the universe is self-replicating.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h09zy4/everything_in_the_universe_is_selfreplicating/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Most numbers have never been said, thought of, or written.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h09z4e/most_numbers_have_never_been_said_thought_of_or/ (Bjarki56)
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If you water water, it grows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h09wzl/if_you_water_water_it_grows/ (HeyNoProbs204)
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Cats has the dopest fidget toys

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h09wwg/cats_has_the_dopest_fidget_toys/ (kulbil)
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Playing any record at triple the speed unlocks a secret track from Alvin and the Chipmunks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h09uuc/playing_any_record_at_triple_the_speed_unlocks_a/ ([deleted])
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100% of people who died drank water....

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h09tqy/100_of_people_who_died_drank_water/ (psychedelicsocieteen)
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When you look at the night sky, you're witnessing the past of your existence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h09sz6/when_you_look_at_the_night_sky_youre_witnessing/ (cadagricomiguel)
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If you become famous and have a statue made of you, it may be removed by vegan mobs in the future if you weren't vegan

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h09srd/if_you_become_famous_and_have_a_statue_made_of/ (socket_101)
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Many more fishes die of suffocation than every other animals from drowning

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h09smu/many_more_fishes_die_of_suffocation_than_every/ (Eylidian)
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If AI ever rebels against humanity, it will be because of all the books and movies depicting that exact event happening.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h09r97/if_ai_ever_rebels_against_humanity_it_will_be/ (ChristianStonks999)
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Rage Against the Machine's music is more relevant than ever unfortunately.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h09qw9/rage_against_the_machines_music_is_more_relevant/ (trojien)
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There are two kinds of dumb people - the ones who can't speak, and the ones who won't shut up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h09on5/there_are_two_kinds_of_dumb_people_the_ones_who/ (abstraktmakesbeats)
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Humans will destroy themselves shortly after developing interstellar spaceflight technology.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h09o6m/humans_will_destroy_themselves_shortly_after/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Meeting someone at 12:39 sounds much more specific than meeting them at 12:30. But it’s not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h09jhn/meeting_someone_at_1239_sounds_much_more_specific/ (superstoreman)
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You can't live stream the offline dinosaur game.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h09j47/you_cant_live_stream_the_offline_dinosaur_game/ (Havermax)
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Peter Parker gets paid for taking selfies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h09iw9/peter_parker_gets_paid_for_taking_selfies/ (Waterburst789)
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When you’re staying up all night, there’s always that definitive moment where you realize your body has transitioned from night to day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h09ihn/when_youre_staying_up_all_night_theres_always/ (WorthlessTrashLol)
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Perhaps the reason so many people believe conspiracy theories as adults is because the people we trusted the most as kids lied to us about: Santa, the Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny, etc.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h09ekv/perhaps_the_reason_so_many_people_believe/ (jrobharing)
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if people find logical reasons not to have babies then their is an evolutionary advantage to being stupid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h09dln/if_people_find_logical_reasons_not_to_have_babies/ (giladthebut)
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Yesterday was 6/9 and no one really did anything about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h09cq5/yesterday_was_69_and_no_one_really_did_anything/ (hash255)
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If you had a clone of yourself of opposite gender your child would also be your clone because the DNA would stay the same

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h09ca5/if_you_had_a_clone_of_yourself_of_opposite_gender/ (Oslawiony)
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When you start a sentence with "No one is talking about..." it automatically becomes wrong by the end of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h09btd/when_you_start_a_sentence_with_no_one_is_talking/ (Titowisk)
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Meat eating organisms will be the first to go extinct.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h09a8c/meat_eating_organisms_will_be_the_first_to_go/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Eyebrows are useless in space since there is no gravity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h098x2/eyebrows_are_useless_in_space_since_there_is_no/ (guywistik)
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Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h097ph/every_machine_is_a_smoke_machine_if_you_operate/ (thematgraf)
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right handed people can only write with their left hand on laptops, but not on paper.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h097jl/right_handed_people_can_only_write_with_their/ (FluffyPuppy2007)
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The image you see in the mirror and the voice you hear while talking is not how the world sees and hears you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h096zx/the_image_you_see_in_the_mirror_and_the_voice_you/ (guideroftheinternet)
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If you look at a live chart from satellites, you're probably a witness of a murder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h096nr/if_you_look_at_a_live_chart_from_satellites_youre/ (Turbofusss)
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Mirros don't actually break, they just reproduce

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h096cf/mirros_dont_actually_break_they_just_reproduce/ (guideroftheinternet)
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The voice inside Morgan Freeman's head reads everything in Morgan Freeman's voice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0961a/the_voice_inside_morgan_freemans_head_reads/ (guideroftheinternet)
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Classical composers, with the sticks, would probably make really good rappers since they have to understand musical flow so much.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h095he/classical_composers_with_the_sticks_would/ (The_WA_Remembers)
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If someone wore VR goggles connected to a phone placed on a selfie stick then they could live in 3rd person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h095by/if_someone_wore_vr_goggles_connected_to_a_phone/ (guideroftheinternet)
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A woman can wear shirts without pants on. A man can wear pants without shirts on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h094sy/a_woman_can_wear_shirts_without_pants_on_a_man/ (guideroftheinternet)
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If you have 12 followers on a social media platform, you're unpopular. If you have 12 followers irl, you are the messiah.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h093p1/if_you_have_12_followers_on_a_social_media/ (guideroftheinternet)
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Cereal doesn't just have to taste good. It has to taste good with milk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h093hd/cereal_doesnt_just_have_to_taste_good_it_has_to/ (staffehh)
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Burning ants through a magnifying glass id a form of interspecies nuclear warfare.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h092mr/burning_ants_through_a_magnifying_glass_id_a_form/ (guideroftheinternet)
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If a person hand stands they are technically holding earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h090re/if_a_person_hand_stands_they_are_technically/ (CookedPandas)
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People with an abundance of natural talent in a skill who rarely struggle likely struggle when it comes to teaching other people that skill

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h08yox/people_with_an_abundance_of_natural_talent_in_a/ (fidesachates)
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Things you can see and hear are visual and audible respectively, but things you can smell are not 'smellible'.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h08xng/things_you_can_see_and_hear_are_visual_and/ (Relaxing_Cat)
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Toilets for Stormtroopers must be a mess since no one can aim properly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h08wdx/toilets_for_stormtroopers_must_be_a_mess_since_no/ (schtuff01)
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In 50 years or so, people will refer to the "zoomers" generation thinking they were named after the app

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h08tul/in_50_years_or_so_people_will_refer_to_the/ (BlueBayB)
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Since Harry Potters Firebolt easily outspeeds other brooms, quidditch is a pay-to-win sport

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h08qy1/since_harry_potters_firebolt_easily_outspeeds/ (Skreox)
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There's probably many bugs that have saw people jacking off in a room.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h08pnm/theres_probably_many_bugs_that_have_saw_people/ (Junker6396)
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Remember when "crazy" people would wear "The end is nigh" on a breadboard on the side of the street? It becomes less crazy every day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h08pl1/remember_when_crazy_people_would_wear_the_end_is/ (VDogMeat)
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We're all just existing to be memories for someone else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h08p3q/were_all_just_existing_to_be_memories_for_someone/ (NihilisticBloodbag)
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Every country has something they're known for.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h08mg4/every_country_has_something_theyre_known_for/ (BigNibbaDicc)
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Remotes are the only battery operated gadget that do not have an on/off switch for themselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h08ldt/remotes_are_the_only_battery_operated_gadget_that/ (dezwqX_0001)
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You can remove any letter from the word PEAR, and it would still be an existing word

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h08jtt/you_can_remove_any_letter_from_the_word_pear_and/ (_dannydevito69420_)
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At the end of the day, it will always, sadly, take less energy to preach than it is to practice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h08iy2/at_the_end_of_the_day_it_will_always_sadly_take/ (farooqskariem)
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Things can never really replace other things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h08ilt/things_can_never_really_replace_other_things/ ([deleted])
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It’s gross to wear the same sweaty shirt twice, but we’ll wear the same hat for a month.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h08i3m/its_gross_to_wear_the_same_sweaty_shirt_twice_but/ (GrimReefer2007)
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Getting a fever is your cpu overheating

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h08gsq/getting_a_fever_is_your_cpu_overheating/ (BigNibbaDicc)
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With the miracle of life being so rare across the cosmos, there's a good chance we might just be the most advanced civilization in the entire universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h08gdc/with_the_miracle_of_life_being_so_rare_across_the/ (RuneRobin)
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Knocking your head to remember things is refreshing your mind to no avail because of certain connection issues

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h08gbt/knocking_your_head_to_remember_things_is/ (BigNibbaDicc)
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Good game as gg is friendly, but as GG it's toxic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h08g6k/good_game_as_gg_is_friendly_but_as_gg_its_toxic/ ([deleted])
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People love to put their fictional hero on a pedestal even if they are not real

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h08fms/people_love_to_put_their_fictional_hero_on_a/ (BigNibbaDicc)
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As you eat a pie, the pie is a pie chart for how much pie is left

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h08f7h/as_you_eat_a_pie_the_pie_is_a_pie_chart_for_how/ (metkja)
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Amnesia is your brain deleting its files without your consent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h08ejc/amnesia_is_your_brain_deleting_its_files_without/ (BigNibbaDicc)
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The strongest people in the world are human Nokia phones with different models. Likewise, rich people are human Apple phone models

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h08dcr/the_strongest_people_in_the_world_are_human_nokia/ (BigNibbaDicc)
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If no one really cared about age ratings, we'd have kids getting real guns for their birthdays. Not nerf guns, mind you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h08bkq/if_no_one_really_cared_about_age_ratings_wed_have/ (BigNibbaDicc)
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Even for someone that hates favoritism (family, work, school), they usually don't think it's too bad if they're the ones benefiting from it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h08b99/even_for_someone_that_hates_favoritism_family/ (jellyjack)
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Saying "uhh" is human buffering

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h08az4/saying_uhh_is_human_buffering/ (BigNibbaDicc)
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Homeless animals are given more attention than homeless people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h08aq3/homeless_animals_are_given_more_attention_than/ (BigNibbaDicc)
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'Who Let The Dogs Out' is not a song about rowdy canines on the loose.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h08ajv/who_let_the_dogs_out_is_not_a_song_about_rowdy/ ([deleted])
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Photons traveling the entire galaxy to reach your retina is the ultimate galactic hole in one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h08adz/photons_traveling_the_entire_galaxy_to_reach_your/ (DoesNotCompute91)
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There's probably at least one bloke out there trying to convince his girlfriend that the hickey on his neck was from a rubber bullet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h089s9/theres_probably_at_least_one_bloke_out_there/ (PM_meASelfie)
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There is a good chance that you will still have the same Spotify account throughout your entire life, so you might have a playlist that literally defines your entire life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h088h4/there_is_a_good_chance_that_you_will_still_have/ (AstroCat27)
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The pleasant bird chirping and singing you hear in the morning is a bunch of thirsty guys trying to get laid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h087wo/the_pleasant_bird_chirping_and_singing_you_hear/ (impasta_)
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The creator of the word "pun" must have wanted it to rhyme with "fun" so badly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h086z3/the_creator_of_the_word_pun_must_have_wanted_it/ (BigNibbaDicc)
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You could probably begin a new trend on TikTok by dancing to a random song

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h085dx/you_could_probably_begin_a_new_trend_on_tiktok_by/ (Shadowhammer61)
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It’s easier to watch 6 hours of a show in one sitting than 3 hours of a movie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0859n/its_easier_to_watch_6_hours_of_a_show_in_one/ (TheFlightlessPenguin)
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Wars could be fought in games instead in reality.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h083mf/wars_could_be_fought_in_games_instead_in_reality/ (ProudMount)
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Brains just named themselves brains

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h081z5/brains_just_named_themselves_brains/ (Fighterguy69)
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No sound expresses pained angry exasperation perfectly except that of a cat when its tail has been stepped on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h081qq/no_sound_expresses_pained_angry_exasperation/ ([deleted])
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it's amazing that the brain has learned to quickly identify and skip over ad posts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h080n7/its_amazing_that_the_brain_has_learned_to_quickly/ (ihavethebestmarriage)
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Masturbate is such a long word for such a simple act

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h080ko/masturbate_is_such_a_long_word_for_such_a_simple/ (TheKingOfDub)
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Could the amount of bottled water produced in modern times be a key trigger for changing weather patterns and or El Niño / el Nina ?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h07zhv/could_the_amount_of_bottled_water_produced_in/ (Jumbospork)
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A microwave second feels way longer than a regular second.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h07z1g/a_microwave_second_feels_way_longer_than_a/ (Mukamukasector)
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Old grandmas who sew a lot would probably make great surgeons

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h07yfd/old_grandmas_who_sew_a_lot_would_probably_make/ ([deleted])
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If your left hand is cut. Then your right hand is left.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h07y05/if_your_left_hand_is_cut_then_your_right_hand_is/ ([deleted])
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CAPTCHA, a robot asking you if you're a robot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h07xyv/captcha_a_robot_asking_you_if_youre_a_robot/ (TiltedPerspectives)
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ASAP also full forms to As Slow As Possible

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h07xec/asap_also_full_forms_to_as_slow_as_possible/ (TiltedPerspectives)
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Kids don't feel bad about getting dirty. So the probabilities are extreme . They would make the entire planet clean or they would just live along with it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h07wpi/kids_dont_feel_bad_about_getting_dirty_so_the/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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As kids we loved the heroes, but as adults we understand the villain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h07whq/as_kids_we_loved_the_heroes_but_as_adults_we/ (Luxuristic)
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We will die not knowing many things that havent been discovered yet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h07rso/we_will_die_not_knowing_many_things_that_havent/ (thisusernameis_real)
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Buses in cars 3 exist for no reason

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h07rrx/buses_in_cars_3_exist_for_no_reason/ (Jaewonkim1234)
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Most people are quick to judge other people, not themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h07oyo/most_people_are_quick_to_judge_other_people_not/ (CheeseToastboi)
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If you believe in life after death, you also have to believe in death after death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h07oju/if_you_believe_in_life_after_death_you_also_have/ (TheEyeOfLight)
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You can always pee when you’re taking a poo but you can’t always poo when you’re taking a pee.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h07mbp/you_can_always_pee_when_youre_taking_a_poo_but/ (CrumblyGryphon3)
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When an average person posts a low-res selfie, it’s unappealing. When a celebrity posts a low-res selfie, it’s an aesthetic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h07ma8/when_an_average_person_posts_a_lowres_selfie_its/ (farooqskariem)
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If Santa really watches every child of earth, he's technically a stalker.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h07lqd/if_santa_really_watches_every_child_of_earth_hes/ (DeadEndXD)
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When we think of "Space", we think of things that are in space, but not the space itself, therefore we're not thinking about space.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h07l4p/when_we_think_of_space_we_think_of_things_that/ (WifParanoid)
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Eggs are always tasty if you don't think about them too much while eating them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h07k0y/eggs_are_always_tasty_if_you_dont_think_about/ (Alpieo69)
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If we melt down all those statues we could make new statues

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h07jxc/if_we_melt_down_all_those_statues_we_could_make/ (MyMudEye)
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Though squares, rectangles, and cubes are associated with robotic inhumanliness, they are in fact some of the most humanly shapes in existence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h07g5l/though_squares_rectangles_and_cubes_are/ (ei283)
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The hardest thing to learn Is to unlearn

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h07g1e/the_hardest_thing_to_learn_is_to_unlearn/ (superobsa)
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Cowboy sounds really lame without context.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h07fqq/cowboy_sounds_really_lame_without_context/ (spaceturtle8008)
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You can never brag about being good at keeping secrets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h07eox/you_can_never_brag_about_being_good_at_keeping/ (rudas1)
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You have never the sound of true silence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h07d3g/you_have_never_the_sound_of_true_silence/ (mykirto)
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Everyone is so quick to judge other people but never themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h07ax6/everyone_is_so_quick_to_judge_other_people_but/ ([deleted])
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Rocks maybe soft but when we touch them they tense up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h07aj8/rocks_maybe_soft_but_when_we_touch_them_they/ (PuddleSquid146)
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If the poor girls of your country have to sell sex on online portals so they could finance their education, you are not the greatest country on earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h07a7z/if_the_poor_girls_of_your_country_have_to_sell/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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A mental breakdown is your body trying to turn itself off and on again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h079j9/a_mental_breakdown_is_your_body_trying_to_turn/ (latscho4)
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The human brain can store information from the entire internet (https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.livescience.com/amp/53751-brain-could-store-internet.html) but it fails to realise it's a brain and not a body with a brain

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h078o7/the_human_brain_can_store_information_from_the/ (nopleasepleasedontn)
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Wearing facemasks have caused a lot of people to realize how bad their breath is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h078m1/wearing_facemasks_have_caused_a_lot_of_people_to/ (4chanbetter)
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Parking lots are the new gas stations

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h073kq/parking_lots_are_the_new_gas_stations/ (Archiver_test4)
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We take English for granted, especially on the internet, but it's crazy how many people there are that don't know English at all, if little at best.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h072n6/we_take_english_for_granted_especially_on_the/ (jiklogen)
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If you tie the end of a sleeping bag closed, the person inside will be stuck forever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h070d8/if_you_tie_the_end_of_a_sleeping_bag_closed_the/ (MONGOOSE_1040)
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You are evil in someones story

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h06xjq/you_are_evil_in_someones_story/ (cadagricomiguel)
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Soda goes with being fizzy the same way chips go with being crunchy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h06wdd/soda_goes_with_being_fizzy_the_same_way_chips_go/ (senpaitsuyu)
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Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder, but quality is not subjective.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h06w56/beauty_may_be_in_the_eye_of_the_beholder_but/ (TheFlightlessPenguin)
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As 'mesapatomia' literally translates to ''between two rivers'' technically almost all early civilizations are 'mespatomias'.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h06uwe/as_mesapatomia_literally_translates_to_between/ (neelothpal-vipparla)
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For goodness sake, has completely changed meaning to being a response for an annoyance

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h06ura/for_goodness_sake_has_completely_changed_meaning/ (fyrflyeffect)
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Most people will never feel the inside of someone else's ear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h06s94/most_people_will_never_feel_the_inside_of_someone/ (Kronos_Kaelthas)
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The full length of a song being stuck in your head wouldn't be as bad compared to a 15 second loop.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h06rqc/the_full_length_of_a_song_being_stuck_in_your/ (shredmaster1996)
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netherlands is france in defense mode

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h06rdb/netherlands_is_france_in_defense_mode/ (qpaxm)
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a pastry in essence is a diluted poached egg with toast

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h06qww/a_pastry_in_essence_is_a_diluted_poached_egg_with/ (kskelts)
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They didn't tell you that it were the black warlords of Africa who sold their subjects to the europeans at a nominal fee.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h06nmy/they_didnt_tell_you_that_it_were_the_black/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Water tastes like shit on other houses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h06nid/water_tastes_like_shit_on_other_houses/ (cadagricomiguel)
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For an Assassin,the access to the person is a better advantage than the weapon he uses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h06n1i/for_an_assassinthe_access_to_the_person_is_a/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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We are never truly living in the present, we are always in the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h06myw/we_are_never_truly_living_in_the_present_we_are/ ([deleted])
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Convincing someone to watch a T.V series we loved is really an achievement.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h06muk/convincing_someone_to_watch_a_tv_series_we_loved/ (zzuhruf)
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Beef jerky is to humans as peanut butter is to dogs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h06mig/beef_jerky_is_to_humans_as_peanut_butter_is_to/ (tokinwhiteguy)
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A lake doesn't technically need any water in it to be a lake

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h06mdk/a_lake_doesnt_technically_need_any_water_in_it_to/ (detsal)
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When you have a lucid dream there is someone else acting in that dream but not lucid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h06m0c/when_you_have_a_lucid_dream_there_is_someone_else/ (Friendly_Feedback)
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Wander how music sounds faster late night

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h06kkr/wander_how_music_sounds_faster_late_night/ (cadagricomiguel)
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Jail is a great place for minimalists to live.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h06k6k/jail_is_a_great_place_for_minimalists_to_live/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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Whenever you are thinking of a past version of yourself you are referring to both the old and young version of you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h06jm8/whenever_you_are_thinking_of_a_past_version_of/ (YoMomsHubby)
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Lots more fishes die from drowning in the air than any other animal dying from drowning in the water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h06hum/lots_more_fishes_die_from_drowning_in_the_air/ ([deleted])
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Seals are actually water dogs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h06hqm/seals_are_actually_water_dogs/ (cadagricomiguel)
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Most muricans worship a middle eastern G.O.D

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h06gvc/most_muricans_worship_a_middle_eastern_god/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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All living beings in your house or apartment (excluding humans) are your pets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h06fuh/all_living_beings_in_your_house_or_apartment/ (AurobusCZE)
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A movie series with Dwayne Johnson and Vin Diesel would've been a lot shorter if they had automatic transmission instead of shifting gears manually.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h06eci/a_movie_series_with_dwayne_johnson_and_vin_diesel/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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the floor is slippery

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h06bgs/the_floor_is_slippery/ (SaucyCheese7)
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40 years experience doesn't sound old but 40 years old does.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h06aok/40_years_experience_doesnt_sound_old_but_40_years/ (OfficialAzzaN)
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If everyone was unable to lie for one whole day, the next morning a lot of the world’s problems would vanish, but there will be a global Truthers conspiracy theory group almost immediately.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h069vy/if_everyone_was_unable_to_lie_for_one_whole_day/ ([deleted])
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The brain is probably the only self-conscious organ in our body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h069or/the_brain_is_probably_the_only_selfconscious/ (BOT-747)
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Strangely enough, modesty is something you can be proud about.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h067mk/strangely_enough_modesty_is_something_you_can_be/ (Another____Username)
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You can change your fortune by simply breaking open a cookie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h066ym/you_can_change_your_fortune_by_simply_breaking/ (CHLiO3)
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Many high school athletes are doping, and we don't know about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h066tw/many_high_school_athletes_are_doping_and_we_dont/ ([deleted])
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If you want to practice self-acceptance just learn to tolerate your annoying voice on video.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0666m/if_you_want_to_practice_selfacceptance_just_learn/ (shredmaster1996)
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If 'Pro' and 'Con` are the opposite of each other, then the opposite of 'Congress' is 'Progress'.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0657o/if_pro_and_con_are_the_opposite_of_each_other/ (mohsen_ny)
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Too much self obsession looks very unattractive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0654x/too_much_self_obsession_looks_very_unattractive/ (Amitpande__)
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It's not your charger being better, it's your battery that needs to be filled less

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0651o/its_not_your_charger_being_better_its_your/ (Ak171)
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Tolerating the sound of your own voice on video is probably the highest form of self-acceptance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h064pa/tolerating_the_sound_of_your_own_voice_on_video/ ([deleted])
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The true purpose of humans lies within some part of the brain that has not been unlocked yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h064df/the_true_purpose_of_humans_lies_within_some_part/ (iceyice101)
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Despite making up roughly 2.2 percent of the population, lesbians are responsible for 100% of space crime

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h063nr/despite_making_up_roughly_22_percent_of_the/ (Stunning_Kangaroo)
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Every living person is a ghost in training.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h061j7/every_living_person_is_a_ghost_in_training/ ([deleted])
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Daddy long legs have got to be the pimps of the spider world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h060nl/daddy_long_legs_have_got_to_be_the_pimps_of_the/ (Drunken_Drongo)
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Power outlets will send electricity to anything that is inserted into them, even when it could be harmful. As such, it is the situation where great power does not come with great responsibility.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0602w/power_outlets_will_send_electricity_to_anything/ (WiiExpertise)
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When you vomit, you are spewing acid everywhere

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h05ym8/when_you_vomit_you_are_spewing_acid_everywhere/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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If Pokémon did exist in our world, then we would probably exploit the entire race of electricity Pokémon for free electricity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h05y5f/if_pokémon_did_exist_in_our_world_then_we_would/ (jerryberryvery123)
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“Glare-blocking Sunglasses” for looking at stars

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h05tge/glareblocking_sunglasses_for_looking_at_stars/ (Nyclab)
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One of the most awkward jobs ever is being the guy on a porno fake sleeping and not getting any puss

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h05sfv/one_of_the_most_awkward_jobs_ever_is_being_the/ (kuku1411)
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Best case scenario in life you end up dead worst case you still end up dead

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h05qno/best_case_scenario_in_life_you_end_up_dead_worst/ (notaideawhattodo)
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Every bed must be like a kingsized bed to a midget

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h05qls/every_bed_must_be_like_a_kingsized_bed_to_a_midget/ (maestroenglish)
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If jail mates and police wardens were friendly , jails would probably be an ideal environment to live. A lot of people would get in by themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h05okz/if_jail_mates_and_police_wardens_were_friendly/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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We are all 'Hair Machines'.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h05okv/we_are_all_hair_machines/ (TejaTanikella)
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You become the human version of an unstable atom when you see your phone battery below 10%.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h05lum/you_become_the_human_version_of_an_unstable_atom/ (salvorhardin_BE)
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Genghis Khan slaughtered so many people it cooled down Earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h05kfu/genghis_khan_slaughtered_so_many_people_it_cooled/ (neelothpal-vipparla)
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Sugar doesn’t have an “h” in it and everyone’s ok with it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h05k5x/sugar_doesnt_have_an_h_in_it_and_everyones_ok/ (Mrbusybaconandeggs)
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You've probably never actually finished a pencil, it just got too small to use

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h05jeu/youve_probably_never_actually_finished_a_pencil/ ([deleted])
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The wildest thing about VR is that even when people are disconnected from it and decide to go out in the real world, they’ll probably turn on a filter to see reality through their favorite lenses. Just like people turn on photo filters before they take selfies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h05h21/the_wildest_thing_about_vr_is_that_even_when/ (salvorhardin_BE)
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We are all stars in our own movie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h05h0l/we_are_all_stars_in_our_own_movie/ (papapikey)
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A headmaster can also refer to someone good at sucking dick

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h05fx8/a_headmaster_can_also_refer_to_someone_good_at/ (BigNibbaDicc)
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When you look over a Graveyard there is a good chance that at least one of the people lying beneath their graves also died there and not as they thought earlier.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h05fnd/when_you_look_over_a_graveyard_there_is_a_good/ (TobeyLOW)
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If you ever fail to accomodate others, you’re being rude. But if you ever ask others to accomodate you, you’re being rude again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h05e9k/if_you_ever_fail_to_accomodate_others_youre_being/ (BandaidPuppet)
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Rather than juice, 'hot leaf soup' better resembles tea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h05cx9/rather_than_juice_hot_leaf_soup_better_resembles/ (DyslexicRedditer)
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Red Rooms are largely considered fake, but if we were to witness an actual Red Room stream, we would dismiss it as fake.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h05c65/red_rooms_are_largely_considered_fake_but_if_we/ ([deleted])
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Like some of us fap to 2D characters, 2D people would fap to 1D lines

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h05c0d/like_some_of_us_fap_to_2d_characters_2d_people/ (PLutonium273)
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The brain is given no credit whatsoever when expressing love, that credit is given to the heart which has nothing to do with emotions in human anatomy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h05bev/the_brain_is_given_no_credit_whatsoever_when/ (EnchantedElf99)
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It feels like April didn’t happen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h05arg/it_feels_like_april_didnt_happen/ (9ULTIMATEMASTER9)
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A big problem with the majority of society is that as soon as the media stops covering a story they believe that issue is over. That is why some people think that the same problems are reoccurring because they never stopped

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h05ai2/a_big_problem_with_the_majority_of_society_is/ (ausmankpopfan)
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If you could walk through walls, you would see darkness for a while

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h059fv/if_you_could_walk_through_walls_you_would_see/ (Purple_Stickman)
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You become so accustomed to the taste of your own saliva that you don’t know what your saliva actually tastes like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h057hf/you_become_so_accustomed_to_the_taste_of_your_own/ (fibshegg)
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When you try figuring out a subject for a discussion you’re debating what to be debate for a debate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h057bq/when_you_try_figuring_out_a_subject_for_a/ (michoarmani)
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No one would really want to rest in a restroom

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0575i/no_one_would_really_want_to_rest_in_a_restroom/ (cravence)
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There was once a man who loved you too much to change you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h053nf/there_was_once_a_man_who_loved_you_too_much_to/ ([deleted])
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Salsa is chunky tomato soup.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h052fi/salsa_is_chunky_tomato_soup/ (PandaPokemon93)
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Calling someone a Bot went from meaning highly intelligent, to becoming an insult as in no brained

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h052du/calling_someone_a_bot_went_from_meaning_highly/ (gardenofeden26)
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Fapping is similar to alcohol, it feels good, it's hard to stop after you did it a few times, and its just plain addicting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h050n1/fapping_is_similar_to_alcohol_it_feels_good_its/ (Coltonhendo)
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The posts put up in famous Instagram accounts will be very different in 12 years

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h04zyo/the_posts_put_up_in_famous_instagram_accounts/ (Donald_Jack_Trump)
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most of us will die without ever finding out what silica gel taste like

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h04zbd/most_of_us_will_die_without_ever_finding_out_what/ (istandostoievsky)
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The airport bar is the reality version of tinder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h04z81/the_airport_bar_is_the_reality_version_of_tinder/ (johnpowers99)
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Working in the morgue and seeing someone you know must be pretty messed up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h04yy3/working_in_the_morgue_and_seeing_someone_you_know/ (napknn_)
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Early humans probably had gnarly belly buttons

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h04xvs/early_humans_probably_had_gnarly_belly_buttons/ (randomretroguy)
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Dark matter is the cake batter of the universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h04xqn/dark_matter_is_the_cake_batter_of_the_universe/ (obvious_santa)
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The car community is being taken over by girls showing off their ass with their car in the background.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h04vvm/the_car_community_is_being_taken_over_by_girls/ (assnoodlemon)
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Your future self is probably talking shut about you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h04uzb/your_future_self_is_probably_talking_shut_about/ (9ULTIMATEMASTER9)
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Reading Digital Minimalism by Cal Newport on a phone proves that you understand it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h04unv/reading_digital_minimalism_by_cal_newport_on_a/ (dopamemento)
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The only part of your reflection you can lick is your tongue

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h04uaf/the_only_part_of_your_reflection_you_can_lick_is/ (9ULTIMATEMASTER9)
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You can't love people in slices

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h04tsv/you_cant_love_people_in_slices/ ([deleted])
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Using a one dollar bill as a bookmark is usually cheaper that a regular bookmark

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h04tjx/using_a_one_dollar_bill_as_a_bookmark_is_usually/ (9ULTIMATEMASTER9)
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If you tell your parents you're gay during pride month, the chances of them disowning you will probably be zero...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h04s8o/if_you_tell_your_parents_youre_gay_during_pride/ (AcelJean)
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A family member or relative could've had a sex dream about you and had an absolute blast.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h04qho/a_family_member_or_relative_couldve_had_a_sex/ ([deleted])
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When you're younger you order food by price, when you're older you order by calories

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h04q25/when_youre_younger_you_order_food_by_price_when/ (MooseThirty)
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Soda and Fizz is the same as Chips and Being Crunchy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h04ovw/soda_and_fizz_is_the_same_as_chips_and_being/ ([deleted])
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Fitness program videos always have someone who doesn't need the program besides the host

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h04on7/fitness_program_videos_always_have_someone_who/ (zenkei18)
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One of the most important abilities a parent needs to acquire is the ability to get rid of an earworm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h04nxr/one_of_the_most_important_abilities_a_parent/ (aarikk)
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Aircraft carriers are the real life version of the Death Star.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h04n7s/aircraft_carriers_are_the_real_life_version_of/ (BuckySpanklestein)
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Q1And Q2 brought a buyer's market, Q3 and Q4 will be our revenge.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h04kwp/q1and_q2_brought_a_buyers_market_q3_and_q4_will/ (TobermanXD)
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If anyone introduces themselves as being from Cabot Cove, and they aren't dead, they're probably a killer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h04juv/if_anyone_introduces_themselves_as_being_from/ (6rant6)
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People who were born blind must be really confused about the concept of physical attractiveness and beauty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h04jij/people_who_were_born_blind_must_be_really/ (skiddadlez)
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"For the price of a cup of coffee a day" became a much larger sum than it was ever intended to be

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h04j67/for_the_price_of_a_cup_of_coffee_a_day_became_a/ (nsnjr)
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technically oil is water proof water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h04io6/technically_oil_is_water_proof_water/ (diezel_train)
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Seeing a mosquito flying around while taking a dump gives anxiety.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h04hqv/seeing_a_mosquito_flying_around_while_taking_a/ ([deleted])
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Pornhub must have the most interesting exit page analytics.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h04hkh/pornhub_must_have_the_most_interesting_exit_page/ (cbrtrackaddict)
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Pogo sticks have fallen out of fashion recently and no one seems to talk about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h04h70/pogo_sticks_have_fallen_out_of_fashion_recently/ ([deleted])
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The national anthem of every country is technically the country’s theme song

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h04gsg/the_national_anthem_of_every_country_is/ (Androvium)
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If elevators would never have been invented then most of the offices of CEO's would have been at first floor

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h04gca/if_elevators_would_never_have_been_invented_then/ (Officialvedantbansod)
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deaf people who watch a quiet place without subtitles, are more succeptible to understand the story

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h04g1v/deaf_people_who_watch_a_quiet_place_without/ (Gallahad2206)
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Alarm clock will make you angry even if they work or not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h04fhy/alarm_clock_will_make_you_angry_even_if_they_work/ (Officialvedantbansod)
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Public Enemy opened a bunch of white kids eyes to black plight three decades ago and their message is coming to fruition and still relevant

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h04cvk/public_enemy_opened_a_bunch_of_white_kids_eyes_to/ (sparkylocal3)
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Having a family member named Alexa probably precludes you from having any Amazon voice-activated devices

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h04c74/having_a_family_member_named_alexa_probably/ (remoestmoi)
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If you bake bread at a slightly higher temperature than normal you will end up with a loaf of toast

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h04c2h/if_you_bake_bread_at_a_slightly_higher/ (swingingnutsackyummy)
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Acoording to calculus a curve is equal to an infinite number of varying flat slopes, therefore Isaac Newton proved flat-earthers both right and wrong because he invented calculus and gravity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h04c17/acoording_to_calculus_a_curve_is_equal_to_an/ (beefygenius)
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Honey is plant semen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h04bwe/honey_is_plant_semen/ (Jaxxxxon)
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Smart people always wear glasses because their brains turn down the graphical settings to run faster and get higher IQ

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h04bny/smart_people_always_wear_glasses_because_their/ (DrivenToDarkness)
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Life will be better if you're a masochist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h049k2/life_will_be_better_if_youre_a_masochist/ (AshamedSun)
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We won’t know who the most intelligent people are because the most intelligent people didn’t have any leftover points for charisma

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h049bw/we_wont_know_who_the_most_intelligent_people_are/ (360Bowscopez)
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Common mistakes are only common because people often ignore other peoples' advice, which makes ignoring advice one of the bigger common mistakes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h048ad/common_mistakes_are_only_common_because_people/ (Koifish_Coyote)
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Most expressions of temperature are used as positive adjectives whether they describe a lack or a lot of heat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h042z0/most_expressions_of_temperature_are_used_as/ ([deleted])
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When you get scared, you freeze up on a second or two

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h03zv6/when_you_get_scared_you_freeze_up_on_a_second_or/ (cadagricomiguel)
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Lotteries are actually traps for timetravellers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h03yy6/lotteries_are_actually_traps_for_timetravellers/ ([deleted])
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Styx's "Mr. Roboto" may actually be part of Daft Punk's origin story.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h03ygr/styxs_mr_roboto_may_actually_be_part_of_daft/ (MantisShrimpOfDoom)
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You cannot mix all you friend groups.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h03y1l/you_cannot_mix_all_you_friend_groups/ ([deleted])
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When you smell a flower you are sniffing a plant's genitals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h03x0r/when_you_smell_a_flower_you_are_sniffing_a_plants/ (Urgullibl)
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Put it back in the second place you looked for it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h03wzz/put_it_back_in_the_second_place_you_looked_for_it/ (dane_the_gr8)
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Sean Connery is almost 90

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h03vtj/sean_connery_is_almost_90/ ([deleted])
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it’s a lot more valuable to teach kids how to type properly than teaching them cursive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h03vn5/its_a_lot_more_valuable_to_teach_kids_how_to_type/ (glockenwhat)
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Cats outsmarted humans and are enslaving us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h03uqw/cats_outsmarted_humans_and_are_enslaving_us/ (zizi-magique)
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Life is a MMORPG and it's pay to win type of game, Free Players might win but it's really damn hard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h03uqa/life_is_a_mmorpg_and_its_pay_to_win_type_of_game/ (RMarbotPAYNE)
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Life is one big game of agar.io

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h03tvx/life_is_one_big_game_of_agario/ (OhShitIDontHaveAVPN)
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Pooping and taking a shit are too very different acts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h03rx6/pooping_and_taking_a_shit_are_too_very_different/ ([deleted])
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Technically all women living on Lesbos Island are Lesbians

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h03r2b/technically_all_women_living_on_lesbos_island_are/ (nnikolov30)
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Dancing without music makes you look like a weirdo, but singing without music makes you look like a star.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h03qua/dancing_without_music_makes_you_look_like_a/ ([deleted])
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People in Atlantis didn't give a shit if it rained.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h03qhd/people_in_atlantis_didnt_give_a_shit_if_it_rained/ ([deleted])
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If you can't beat them, join them...Then beat them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h03nzx/if_you_cant_beat_them_join_themthen_beat_them/ (xDJeslinger)
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If Steven is Even, Then What Person Signifies ODD

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h03nkv/if_steven_is_even_then_what_person_signifies_odd/ (Orochinagi)
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At some point anyone will be capable of posting here, because it will be always a copy of another post

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h03n4s/at_some_point_anyone_will_be_capable_of_posting/ (Chrysiogenes)
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People will laugh if you believed your dog went to a "farm" but have no doubts there's a heaven waiting for humankind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h03mu8/people_will_laugh_if_you_believed_your_dog_went/ (Cotavo)
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After cell phones were invented, randomly jumping into water has become much less spontaneous

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h03msh/after_cell_phones_were_invented_randomly_jumping/ (OBKaelo)
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The only concept really smart people can't grasp is what it's like to be stupid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h03m4v/the_only_concept_really_smart_people_cant_grasp/ (yeppbrep)
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Pillows are mattresses for your head

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h03lkn/pillows_are_mattresses_for_your_head/ (SpawnYellow)
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We remember what to press in a keyboard when typing a sentence, but never memorize the QWERTY order.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h03lao/we_remember_what_to_press_in_a_keyboard_when/ (cadagricomiguel)
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In a few decades, Lil’ John is going to be a great spokesman for a hearing aid company.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h03kzl/in_a_few_decades_lil_john_is_going_to_be_a_great/ (tmjax)
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We’re afraid of death because we can’t grasp the idea of nothing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h03kp5/were_afraid_of_death_because_we_cant_grasp_the/ (435RWE3R54)
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Porn websites can get away with so many ads because they have a truly captive audience

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h03k7n/porn_websites_can_get_away_with_so_many_ads/ (mikepencil)
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The Dutch don’t have a country, they just have a bunch of Ocean they told to fuck off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h03jkd/the_dutch_dont_have_a_country_they_just_have_a/ (BakedLaysPorno)
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People often do the opposite things of what they are told

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h03jcd/people_often_do_the_opposite_things_of_what_they/ (cadagricomiguel)
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Getting kicked in the nuts hurts worse than child birth. Many women look forward to having a second child.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h03ivd/getting_kicked_in_the_nuts_hurts_worse_than_child/ ([deleted])
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If supernatural things are found in nature, they would no longer supernatural.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h03hb8/if_supernatural_things_are_found_in_nature_they/ (XXcapillarydoodXX)
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When you blow on your food to cool it down, you’re just mixing hot breath with the steam from the food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h03fxg/when_you_blow_on_your_food_to_cool_it_down_youre/ (mountainfailures)
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Vampires cannot even come near human civilzation: Pipes are everywhere, transporting running water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h03fta/vampires_cannot_even_come_near_human_civilzation/ (adamsark)
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Vampires can be compared with the wooden handles of axes used by woodcutters

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h03fh6/vampires_can_be_compared_with_the_wooden_handles/ (banerji_with_a_ji)
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The word 'palindrome' is not a palindrome, however, the phobia of palindromes 'aibohphobia' is a palindrome.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h03f9q/the_word_palindrome_is_not_a_palindrome_however/ ([deleted])
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Every year, people around the world celebrate varying time periods of their mother's acute abdominal pain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h03f95/every_year_people_around_the_world_celebrate/ (anothernaturalone)
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Almost any torture method you can think of has probably already been executed on someone in the past

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h03f3q/almost_any_torture_method_you_can_think_of_has/ ([deleted])
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Your heart probably beats in Unison with a lot of people. Making one Global heartbeat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h03f39/your_heart_probably_beats_in_unison_with_a_lot_of/ (Chat_Room_Jesus)
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Every year, I celebrate approximately two hours of my mother's acute abdominal pain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h03dug/every_year_i_celebrate_approximately_two_hours_of/ (anothernaturalone)
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Saying "na na na" and asking which artist it came from can reveal which generation a person came from. Either MCR, Kylie Minogue, The Beatles or The Minions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h03cyt/saying_na_na_na_and_asking_which_artist_it_came/ (ArmedSweeping)
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If an invisible person jumped into a pool there would probably a strange empty spot in the water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h03cg3/if_an_invisible_person_jumped_into_a_pool_there/ (Sentorn_reddit)
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Never Gonna Give You Up is the Internet's theme song.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h03a13/never_gonna_give_you_up_is_the_internets_theme/ (CreativeNameIKnow)
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If the grass is greener, it has probably more shit in it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h038n1/if_the_grass_is_greener_it_has_probably_more_shit/ (cadagricomiguel)
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Canadians are nice because they're compensating for the geese

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h037tp/canadians_are_nice_because_theyre_compensating/ (JohnConnor27)
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Surprisingly there are no conspiracy theories about how it's impossible there are cities beneath us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h035a6/surprisingly_there_are_no_conspiracy_theories/ (heykarlll)
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When you are driving and see someone on the shoulder with their hazard lights on. There’s a chance they are taking a picture of their odometer at 42,069 miles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h034sx/when_you_are_driving_and_see_someone_on_the/ (------------_____---)
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Meditation is viewed positively but spacing out is seen as bad. The only difference is closed or open eyes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h033ux/meditation_is_viewed_positively_but_spacing_out/ (dippydaisy)
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There have been many instances of wolves approsching human camps. One created domesticated dogs, another created a delicacy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h02zq7/there_have_been_many_instances_of_wolves/ (Mister-Seer)
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From outside, it probably looks like you’re getting robbed when you’re using your phone’s flashlight at night to see where you’re going

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h02z5z/from_outside_it_probably_looks_like_youre_getting/ ([deleted])
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Laughter is a face orgasm

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h02xoe/laughter_is_a_face_orgasm/ (squidman5)
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People in the Harry Potter universe must make a lot of jokes about their 'wood'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h02wpn/people_in_the_harry_potter_universe_must_make_a/ (edited2much)
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All cops are guilty by association because their association is tainted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h02uun/all_cops_are_guilty_by_association_because_their/ ([deleted])
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Two steps forward and one step back is still one step forward.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h02sym/two_steps_forward_and_one_step_back_is_still_one/ ([deleted])
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Because they have both gills and lungs, mermaids could actually be categorized as amphibians.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h02rpe/because_they_have_both_gills_and_lungs_mermaids/ (black_rose_)
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Your bed has most likely seen more of your emotions than other people have

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h02rak/your_bed_has_most_likely_seen_more_of_your/ (Written_byfoot)
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Watching your friends trip and fall becomes less and less funny as they grow older.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h02r1q/watching_your_friends_trip_and_fall_becomes_less/ (Marshall_69)
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If birds are the closest extant relatives to dinosaurs, then dinosaurs tasted like chicken

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h02qle/if_birds_are_the_closest_extant_relatives_to/ (LimitlessAeon)
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Our bottom teeth must be really jealous of how often we touch our top teeth with our tongues.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h02prz/our_bottom_teeth_must_be_really_jealous_of_how/ (TheCountryTwerkQueen)
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Teachers are the only people with an excuse to yell at random kids

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h02mnk/teachers_are_the_only_people_with_an_excuse_to/ (sandyboi88)
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Cyberpunk 2077 will be the closest Keanu Reeves has ever been to actually being in the Matrix

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h02m0c/cyberpunk_2077_will_be_the_closest_keanu_reeves/ (Richardranch)
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Before the advent of plumbing and running water, the smell of big cities, indoors and outdoors, must have been horrific.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h02kkp/before_the_advent_of_plumbing_and_running_water/ (wazurobi)
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Kakyoin’s plan to uncover The World’s secret worked perfectly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h02k61/kakyoins_plan_to_uncover_the_worlds_secret_worked/ (AngelFury999)
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The more you code, the less you grammatical become

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h02i21/the_more_you_code_the_less_you_grammatical_become/ (LackDeJurane)
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Cartoons and movies have probably ruined the Brussels sprouts industry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h02hrk/cartoons_and_movies_have_probably_ruined_the/ (lZombieChaserl)
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A person's dumb reply can be seen as a witty reply , and vice versa, based only on the knowledge of the listener.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h02ho2/a_persons_dumb_reply_can_be_seen_as_a_witty_reply/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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1 year is completely different at different parts of your lifespan. 0-18, you always want to be a year older, it’s good. 19-30, it doesn’t really matter, 1 year doesn’t make a difference. 31-100, you want to be year younger, it’s bad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h02h53/1_year_is_completely_different_at_different_parts/ (hockeyfamily07)
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If “The Incredibles” had known the Good Samaritan law they probably wouldn’t have been forced into hiding

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h02fzg/if_the_incredibles_had_known_the_good_samaritan/ (mycatispepper)
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Squid are birds of the sea. They have wings, a quill and a beak

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h02dmw/squid_are_birds_of_the_sea_they_have_wings_a/ (SuperDooperSwankin)
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The top 3 toppings for a baked potato are dairy products: butter, cheese, and sour cream

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h02d51/the_top_3_toppings_for_a_baked_potato_are_dairy/ (TedValentine)
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If a baby cries when they are born, then until they first stop crying then they have been crying for their whole life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h02cke/if_a_baby_cries_when_they_are_born_then_until/ (Dark_Demon432)
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You don’t realise how carbonated a soda is until you pour it in a glass

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h02byd/you_dont_realise_how_carbonated_a_soda_is_until/ (Zonatedglint1711)
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usually, you don’t realize that you’re breathing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h02bdv/usually_you_dont_realize_that_youre_breathing/ (Art3mis10-Maze-Runne)
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Michael Jackson unintentionally committed blackface.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h02bbn/michael_jackson_unintentionally_committed/ ([deleted])
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Alarm clocks make you mad whether they work or don’t work

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0294r/alarm_clocks_make_you_mad_whether_they_work_or/ ([deleted])
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Every mosquito in Animal Crossing is female

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h028to/every_mosquito_in_animal_crossing_is_female/ (201Unown)
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Rearview car CGI in old film made drivers seem like maniacs behind the wheel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h028lu/rearview_car_cgi_in_old_film_made_drivers_seem/ (millionbillionone)
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When we bury a seed on the soil, we make the soil pregnant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h027tg/when_we_bury_a_seed_on_the_soil_we_make_the_soil/ ([deleted])
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Han never denied being a nerf-herder

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h027ot/han_never_denied_being_a_nerfherder/ (The_Speaker)
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Back in the day, camping was just regular living.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h027eu/back_in_the_day_camping_was_just_regular_living/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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If protests continue, the police may go on strike.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h02782/if_protests_continue_the_police_may_go_on_strike/ (YourOpinionIsntGood)
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People who don't understand gender fluidity have obviously never hung out with a toddler and her stuffed animals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0274q/people_who_dont_understand_gender_fluidity_have/ (Dylanphile)
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Blood types can be categorized as blood type O positive, O negative, A positive, A negative, B positive, B negative, AB positive, and AB negative. If you injected every blood type into your veins you can have 2% of the alphabet flowing through your body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h026go/blood_types_can_be_categorized_as_blood_type_o/ (Zachariahcrow)
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Men wouldn’t have to give up their coats if women would wear something that matched the weather

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h025u9/men_wouldnt_have_to_give_up_their_coats_if_women/ (AnonymousBunBuns)
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Negative multiplied by negative equals to positive. Likewise, listening to sad songs when you're sad feels good

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h025m0/negative_multiplied_by_negative_equals_to/ (Holygrail69)
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Outlaws are wanted. In-laws maybe wanted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h02513/outlaws_are_wanted_inlaws_maybe_wanted/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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If someone knows sign language but isn’t deaf, watching signers must be like live action subtitles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h024fb/if_someone_knows_sign_language_but_isnt_deaf/ (johneerose)
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Drinking from the skulls of your enemies wouldn't work very well, considering how many holes your skull actually has.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0244x/drinking_from_the_skulls_of_your_enemies_wouldnt/ (Violet001)
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Paris is the Crazy Barbie. The Kardashians are Plastic Bratz.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0228s/paris_is_the_crazy_barbie_the_kardashians_are/ (mari-scos)
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When you're older and forgetful, your Google search history may remember more of the phases in your life than you do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h021fj/when_youre_older_and_forgetful_your_google_search/ (WomanBeaterMidir)
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Nobody wants to watch the video of themselves being born

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h021av/nobody_wants_to_watch_the_video_of_themselves/ ([deleted])
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Men wouldn’t have to give up there coats if women would where something that matched the weather

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h020ja/men_wouldnt_have_to_give_up_there_coats_if_women/ ([deleted])
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Mosquitos are probably the most stressed out insect species alive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h01zqb/mosquitos_are_probably_the_most_stressed_out/ (Drunken_Drongo)
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If you eat a food you like enough times, you’ll grow to hate it. If you eat a food you dislike enough times, you’ll grow to love it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h01z7c/if_you_eat_a_food_you_like_enough_times_youll/ (_NotAPenguin)
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ASMR always sounds good in Non-ASMR videos, but when you find an ASMR video yourself, it never sounds good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h01yal/asmr_always_sounds_good_in_nonasmr_videos_but/ (MemeshopVEVO)
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If plants were all red, gory crime scene or an animals hunting spot will be hard to find,

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h01xcx/if_plants_were_all_red_gory_crime_scene_or_an/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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US Coin collectors who collect every year and state are missing 50 whenever a new year starts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h01xau/us_coin_collectors_who_collect_every_year_and/ (formic-acid)
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Someone decided that that north was up and we all went with it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h01vlh/someone_decided_that_that_north_was_up_and_we_all/ (dustythelepy)
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Technically, you only ever eat mashed potatoes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h01ugc/technically_you_only_ever_eat_mashed_potatoes/ (Thor_ultimus)
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You don’t stop seeing when you shut your eyes, you’re just looking at the backs of your eyelids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h01twm/you_dont_stop_seeing_when_you_shut_your_eyes/ (bmotmfb)
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If someone ever forgets their famous friends birthday, they can just look it up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h01tu9/if_someone_ever_forgets_their_famous_friends/ ([deleted])
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Feeding your friends to the mob is easy until the only person left for it to eat is you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h01rb2/feeding_your_friends_to_the_mob_is_easy_until_the/ (ral365)
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If you order from amazon - shut the fuck up about hating bezos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h01q4k/if_you_order_from_amazon_shut_the_fuck_up_about/ (imadeanaccount4thi5)
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Everybody's gangsta till em starts to rap Terms and Conditions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h01puw/everybodys_gangsta_till_em_starts_to_rap_terms/ (somu1795)
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You could possibly be living someone's dream life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h01psi/you_could_possibly_be_living_someones_dream_life/ (Drexv)
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A lot of people thought that his online duo died but actually, he just hated them and stop playing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h01nue/a_lot_of_people_thought_that_his_online_duo_died/ (E1U6S09E)
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As you grow older you unlock different seats of the car

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h01mtr/as_you_grow_older_you_unlock_different_seats_of/ ([deleted])
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You might of started a chain of events that ended up in someone’s death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h01mr5/you_might_of_started_a_chain_of_events_that_ended/ (geeeksy)
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If you had your hair parted one way your whole life. Then you’ve probably never seen it parted that way because mirrors and cameras reflect it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h01m92/if_you_had_your_hair_parted_one_way_your_whole/ ([deleted])
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A lot of infant fussiness can probably be attributed to itches they can neither tell us about nor scratch themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h01lsf/a_lot_of_infant_fussiness_can_probably_be/ (SpuriousPultroon)
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Every living person is a ghost in training.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h01ihh/every_living_person_is_a_ghost_in_training/ (CumDogMillionare93)
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Sometimes you feel more tired after sleeping for 13 hours than you do from sleeping for 7

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h01igy/sometimes_you_feel_more_tired_after_sleeping_for/ (YaLikeDadJokes)
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Darth Vader is both a single dad and a widow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h01gz7/darth_vader_is_both_a_single_dad_and_a_widow/ (odinwolf84)
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It’s interesting that Hollywood has a pretty accurate depiction of people in poverty through cinema and tv. However, impoverish people don’t have a good idea of what an accurate depiction of being “rich” is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h01fms/its_interesting_that_hollywood_has_a_pretty/ (ARM628)
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If all fish people have in order to move in a medium several hundred times more dense than air is their abs and tail muscles, then they would all be extremely jacked. Even mermaids would have ripped abs, and at least a six pack.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h01b6z/if_all_fish_people_have_in_order_to_move_in_a/ (EdgyPotato27)
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Trying to sell a really old house that has passed it’s expiration date by installing new Carpets, Appliances, Roofing and doors to increase it’s visual appeal in the eyes of potential buyers is weird. It’s like trying to sell a taxidermy horse and acting like it’s alive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h018ke/trying_to_sell_a_really_old_house_that_has_passed/ (Zachariahcrow)
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If you are on the ISS and throw a ball in the opposite direction to the orbit of the ISS, you actually make the ball go slower.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h018fi/if_you_are_on_the_iss_and_throw_a_ball_in_the/ (the-kid_from-Heaven)
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If we removed every poor person in the world, people would create another description of poor just to feel superior

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0183z/if_we_removed_every_poor_person_in_the_world/ (E1U6S09E)
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If everyone was of the same intelligence, society wouldn't work very well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h014n8/if_everyone_was_of_the_same_intelligence_society/ (Jcorb08)
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Whenever a cartoon character goes invisible, Often their shadow is the clue to where they are, Even though objects like windows don't have shadows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h011lx/whenever_a_cartoon_character_goes_invisible_often/ (TDS755)
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Your asshole can create 3 states of matter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h011et/your_asshole_can_create_3_states_of_matter/ (Kapt204)
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There are tv ads showing how high quality the pictures are in the tv, but they can only be as good as your tv

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h01194/there_are_tv_ads_showing_how_high_quality_the/ (ANagyKecske)
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No matter how big or small a glass is, we always drink based on the level of water in the glass, not the actual amount of water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h00zln/no_matter_how_big_or_small_a_glass_is_we_always/ ([deleted])
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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h00yoy/we_live_in_a_society_where_pizza_gets_to_your/ ([deleted])
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The teenage years of the truman show would’ve been creepy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h00xxq/the_teenage_years_of_the_truman_show_wouldve_been/ (anssan)
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If dead people came back, they would consist of bones and parasites

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h00xt9/if_dead_people_came_back_they_would_consist_of/ (TheSurvivor10859)
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Most of us will stuff our faces with food but get nervous when a pill/tablet is larger than 12 millimetres

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h00uny/most_of_us_will_stuff_our_faces_with_food_but_get/ (greengiantsbaby)
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Memory is what tells a man his wedding anniversary was yesterday.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h00u84/memory_is_what_tells_a_man_his_wedding/ ([deleted])
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If Harry Potter had kept the resurrection stone, he could bring back Tom Riddle just to troll him.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h00say/if_harry_potter_had_kept_the_resurrection_stone/ (Beerdrunk97)
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Breonna Taylor. BREONNA TAYLOR!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h00rlk/breonna_taylor_breonna_taylor/ (TwinkleStinks)
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Most of us will die with a negative K/D ratio

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h00pk4/most_of_us_will_die_with_a_negative_kd_ratio/ (MrCoffee093)
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If a ton is 2,000 pounds, then a ton of people would either be 2,000 people or 12.7 people if you go off of the average human weight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h00p61/if_a_ton_is_2000_pounds_then_a_ton_of_people/ (spider_rico_is_a_bum)
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If you randomly generate images pixel by pixel, some of it will be hentai

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h00odk/if_you_randomly_generate_images_pixel_by_pixel/ (ANagyKecske)
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Fjf rodkpddirbdorneoeoekrnr is probably the only thing you could post here

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h00nfg/fjf_rodkpddirbdorneoeoekrnr_is_probably_the_only/ (TheSurvivor10859)
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Most people just hope giving people ample space remains a thing forever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h00mwl/most_people_just_hope_giving_people_ample_space/ ([deleted])
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Cigarette companies kill their best customer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h00mt2/cigarette_companies_kill_their_best_customer/ (hotpotato9898)
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Wild animals have never had haircuts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h00m7d/wild_animals_have_never_had_haircuts/ (rider69er)
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Space missions excluded, the total mass of the earth never changes, no matter how overcrowded we are or catastrophes we experience

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h00j0b/space_missions_excluded_the_total_mass_of_the/ (axel50397)
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“Whether” — and sometimes even “weather” — is often misspelled as ‘wether’ and autocorrect won’t change it even though there is no context one would ever need to talk about a eunuch ram.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h00i1a/whether_and_sometimes_even_weather_is_often/ ([deleted])
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Imposter syndrome is a catch 22. If you are an imposter and you tell people. They just tell you not to worry and that you are experiencing imposter syndrome

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h00h3q/imposter_syndrome_is_a_catch_22_if_you_are_an/ (Curlz_Murray)
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Peanut brittle looks like broken bits of pottery.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h00fqo/peanut_brittle_looks_like_broken_bits_of_pottery/ ([deleted])
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You promise to be good to get gifts from Santa. You promise to be evil to get gifts from satan.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h00e9k/you_promise_to_be_good_to_get_gifts_from_santa/ (MadamHoodlum)
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Before TV, people would not have known how different accents sound until they actually meet someone with a different accent, which would have been a shock

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h00cz3/before_tv_people_would_not_have_known_how/ ([deleted])
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For every species that diverged, was a moment between animals that knew each other that said their last goodbyes, and then their ancestors never met again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h00cwo/for_every_species_that_diverged_was_a_moment/ (Omateido)
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If protesters were as dangerous as police think they are, they would fear the protesters as much as the protesters fear them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h00bm8/if_protesters_were_as_dangerous_as_police_think/ (SorenoSanguinem)
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There could be a universe in which people who don't understand quantum mechanics at all are actually experts in it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h00bc8/there_could_be_a_universe_in_which_people_who/ (slugkid)
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If life did exist outside of Earth, there is a possibility that one of us, and one of them looked up into the sky and wondered "Are we alone?"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h00a7g/if_life_did_exist_outside_of_earth_there_is_a/ ([deleted])
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Using a laser to break a lightbulb is using light to break a light

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h009wa/using_a_laser_to_break_a_lightbulb_is_using_light/ (finkaboutlion)
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Things won't ever go back to "normal"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0081m/things_wont_ever_go_back_to_normal/ (PickledSpaceHog)
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Tip toeing in flip flops/ slides has the reverse effect.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h002uq/tip_toeing_in_flip_flops_slides_has_the_reverse/ (fwerees26)
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Pikachu is Japan's Mickey

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h002rf/pikachu_is_japans_mickey/ ([deleted])
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Someone in the world will literally get the last donut.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h002oj/someone_in_the_world_will_literally_get_the_last/ (DrAwkward404)
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When Thor's hammer gets deflected to the ground shouldn't it fall directly down rather than getting flung further

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h001dj/when_thors_hammer_gets_deflected_to_the_ground/ (DYLANASlol)
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Saying nevermind when no one is listening makes no sense because no one was minding in the first place. . . nevermind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h000vo/saying_nevermind_when_no_one_is_listening_makes/ (Thedarkplayr)
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Gladiators would have actually been small men given the average size of humans in 200 B.C.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/h0005j/gladiators_would_have_actually_been_small_men/ (hmitch94)
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Having a Stormtrooper pretend to defect and "rescue" Poe could have been a brilliant tactical move on the First Order's part to get both BB-8, and intel on the Resistance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzzzan/having_a_stormtrooper_pretend_to_defect_and/ (SSexpress)
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Very few one night stands involve standing....

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzzyqv/very_few_one_night_stands_involve_standing/ (DeadLightsOut)
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The only way to achieve your dreams is to sleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzzya7/the_only_way_to_achieve_your_dreams_is_to_sleep/ (iMuzamil)
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Bras are the closest thing that touch your body but aren’t generally washed after every wear

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzzx57/bras_are_the_closest_thing_that_touch_your_body/ (bumblebeeee0)
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Calling someone "bad" feels very natural, yet calling someone "good" feels weird.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzzx3d/calling_someone_bad_feels_very_natural_yet/ ([deleted])
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Growing up is going from not swearing in front of adults to not swearing in front of kids

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzzwyo/growing_up_is_going_from_not_swearing_in_front_of/ (-Destiny65-)
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In the anime "Fire Force", they battle flamed entities that terrorize the civilians. There are certain "firefighters" who have the ability to make fire from their own body, which they use in combat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzzubr/in_the_anime_fire_force_they_battle_flamed/ (MyGallladderHurty)
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We are all dying very slowly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzzsu5/we_are_all_dying_very_slowly/ (Nalopean_Bonatarpe)
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Derealization feels exactly like Bojack Horseman intro

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzzs9r/derealization_feels_exactly_like_bojack_horseman/ (nanareee)
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It's impossible to watch a Michael J. Fox interview without smiling the entire way through.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzzrzm/its_impossible_to_watch_a_michael_j_fox_interview/ (VerbotenPublish)
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If absolute power corrupts absolutely corruption is based on situation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzzqwf/if_absolute_power_corrupts_absolutely_corruption/ (IdentifyingString)
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A refrigerator in Antarctica would warm your food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzzqmi/a_refrigerator_in_antarctica_would_warm_your_food/ (SmartMan883)
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A blind person reading a food menu is the only circumstance in which food can feel good contextually.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzzq72/a_blind_person_reading_a_food_menu_is_the_only/ ([deleted])
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Everybody cringes at their past years but still wishes they could go back to then

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzzp40/everybody_cringes_at_their_past_years_but_still/ (ARNisUsername)
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At some point, YOU will be the next person in the world to die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzzouj/at_some_point_you_will_be_the_next_person_in_the/ (Its_me_Markos)
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Maybe schools don’t teach you how to manage your finances, despite it being an important life skill, because a large part of the economy (predatory credit card companies, consultants, insurance) relies on you not knowing enough about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzzo2t/maybe_schools_dont_teach_you_how_to_manage_your/ (grove4lyf)
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Toad sees Mario eat a mushroom and grow bigger and still manages to smile through it all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzzn5z/toad_sees_mario_eat_a_mushroom_and_grow_bigger/ (somkkeshav555)
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That vendor selling potions before the final boss in every RPG - it's the last player of the game who finished the fight with an inventory full of items and was then never moved again due to the end credits rolling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzzmrx/that_vendor_selling_potions_before_the_final_boss/ (GoddamnitAmerica)
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The Denver Mint is literally creating change

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzzmhw/the_denver_mint_is_literally_creating_change/ (CHEESUSUSUS)
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Selflessness is a trait most commonly associated with the afflicted

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzzld2/selflessness_is_a_trait_most_commonly_associated/ (loserlonerray)
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If you fear a bot or a machine will take your job then you're disrespecting our 3.5 Billion years of evolution.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzzl29/if_you_fear_a_bot_or_a_machine_will_take_your_job/ (neelothpal-vipparla)
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Friends don't send friends 19.49% variable APR credit card applications.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzzhqa/friends_dont_send_friends_1949_variable_apr/ (Panopticola)
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Superheroes like The Human Torch and Iceman must have a lot of health issues because of how bacteria can't survive inside of them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzzfjb/superheroes_like_the_human_torch_and_iceman_must/ (steamtrekker)
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We are witnessing how 20/20 hindsight is being redefined.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzzf4l/we_are_witnessing_how_2020_hindsight_is_being/ (chopari)
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Once the generation that grew up with the internet grows old and dies off, we will be able to use all of those analytics to profile geniuses and serial killers early on...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzzele/once_the_generation_that_grew_up_with_the/ (ourcityofdreams)
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All birds are reptiles, but not all reptiles are birds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzzdiv/all_birds_are_reptiles_but_not_all_reptiles_are/ (tatan5297)
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Technically every living thing you touch dies, just not immediately.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzzd2g/technically_every_living_thing_you_touch_dies/ (fackextfox)
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Nobody enjoys being sung happy birthday

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzzczr/nobody_enjoys_being_sung_happy_birthday/ (SwayzeBG)
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Putting mulch around your trees is pretty sadistic from the tree's perspective

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzzbin/putting_mulch_around_your_trees_is_pretty/ (TylerTheGingerKid)
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Somebody came up with all those scenarios in those farmers insurance ads like a moose play date, a dog driving a car into shit, a car flying into a house and they’re really creative.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzz959/somebody_came_up_with_all_those_scenarios_in/ (PurebredNoodle)
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Whole Foods smells like weird sausage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzz8yn/whole_foods_smells_like_weird_sausage/ (mparkinsmack)
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The smell of febreeze mixed with shit is worse than just smelling the raw shit smell.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzz5q1/the_smell_of_febreeze_mixed_with_shit_is_worse/ (Powneramic)
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The idea of having a life is a box that keeps us from actually living to our potential.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzz3tc/the_idea_of_having_a_life_is_a_box_that_keeps_us/ (Squirl2k)
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If every piece of knowledge was "use it or lose it" knowledge we'd be screwed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzz33d/if_every_piece_of_knowledge_was_use_it_or_lose_it/ (Bryvayne)
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Jimmy Page is the only person allowed to play Stairway to Heaven at Guitar Center

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzz0g5/jimmy_page_is_the_only_person_allowed_to_play/ (rjdac)
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Everyone's pets are probably gonna be super sad when we all go back to work

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzyy81/everyones_pets_are_probably_gonna_be_super_sad/ (kuntslayer)
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Juuls and scented candles have the same appeal but different audiences

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzyy4z/juuls_and_scented_candles_have_the_same_appeal/ (purplecocobolo)
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Instant Pots would probably be a lot more popular if you could instantly grow pot in them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzyxy9/instant_pots_would_probably_be_a_lot_more_popular/ ([deleted])
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Someone somewhere heard about the Oscar-winning drama Room, about the bond between 2 kidnap victims, went onto Amazon and accidentally ordered The Room, directed by and starring the singular Tommy Wiseau.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzywrx/someone_somewhere_heard_about_the_oscarwinning/ (neonsynthwaver)
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If you miss all the shots you don't take, then 0/0 is 0 and math falls apart

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzywnj/if_you_miss_all_the_shots_you_dont_take_then_00/ ([deleted])
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You could probably survive "The Platform" if you said your favorite dish was also super poisonous.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzyw4w/you_could_probably_survive_the_platform_if_you/ (KingOfCook)
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As a lifelong lip biting addict, lipbalm has just become seasoning for the lips.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzyvtj/as_a_lifelong_lip_biting_addict_lipbalm_has_just/ (FinFinnigan_)
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Goths probably don’t have to worry about sorting their laundry they are washing into dark and light colors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzyuga/goths_probably_dont_have_to_worry_about_sorting/ ([deleted])
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Accents had to be super confusing and surprising before people could hear audio recordings or videos from around the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzysle/accents_had_to_be_super_confusing_and_surprising/ (yeet12243)
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Streaming services need a shuffle play for sitcoms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzysiu/streaming_services_need_a_shuffle_play_for_sitcoms/ (datbeerdude)
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Cats don't care what we look like, because to a cat, we are all very ugly cats

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzys5l/cats_dont_care_what_we_look_like_because_to_a_cat/ (Aelle1209)
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Mosquitoes are not animal vampires. Vampires are human mosquitoes. Mosquitoes came before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzyo9u/mosquitoes_are_not_animal_vampires_vampires_are/ (Caronte0)
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when someone tells you,'' great question.'' you never hear their answer because you're busy congratulating your self for the great question.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzyo8r/when_someone_tells_you_great_question_you_never/ (zakuria44)
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We probably don’t know how many times we’ve unknowingly avoided death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzyo36/we_probably_dont_know_how_many_times_weve/ ([deleted])
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Breathing feels like your body can't decide if he wants the air in or out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzym3b/breathing_feels_like_your_body_cant_decide_if_he/ (ada988)
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The Average Human Scrolls 5.03 miles a Year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzylx7/the_average_human_scrolls_503_miles_a_year/ ([deleted])
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Since women live longer than men, it makes more sense for women to marry men a few years than them instead of the other way around.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzyl4w/since_women_live_longer_than_men_it_makes_more/ ([deleted])
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Movie ratings are pretty useless with all the violent stuff you can watch on the internet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzyjkt/movie_ratings_are_pretty_useless_with_all_the/ (chrmon2)
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You drive like the people you never overtake.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzyhd8/you_drive_like_the_people_you_never_overtake/ (zoebadas)
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You spend your life inviting people to your funeral

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzyh27/you_spend_your_life_inviting_people_to_your/ (rocks_blocks)
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Despite being made because they are supposed to be widely circulated, a lot of coins are sitting in coin banks specifically because they are cumbersome to carry around too much.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzye6h/despite_being_made_because_they_are_supposed_to/ (woahlson)
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Group projects actually aren't bad if you are the one who gets carried along.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzyc56/group_projects_actually_arent_bad_if_you_are_the/ (MrGrinboy)
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A physician is a veterinarian that only treats one species

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzybn6/a_physician_is_a_veterinarian_that_only_treats/ (nueoritic-parents)
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There are probably a lot of ideas that have never been realized because the person having the idea thought that someone else already thought of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzy7kt/there_are_probably_a_lot_of_ideas_that_have_never/ (Dalucard21)
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We are all trainee ghosts during our lifetimes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzy6fp/we_are_all_trainee_ghosts_during_our_lifetimes/ (Excal333)
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Google Earth is going to be a treasure in 100 years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzy5qu/google_earth_is_going_to_be_a_treasure_in_100/ (Little-Haimey)
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We trust other cars to drive inches away from us because of lines painted on the ground

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzy5ob/we_trust_other_cars_to_drive_inches_away_from_us/ (M1chaelSc4rn)
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The biggest obstacle humans face in progressing forward is their own stupidity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzy5dp/the_biggest_obstacle_humans_face_in_progressing/ ([deleted])
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Not even birds can give a flying fuck

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzy51c/not_even_birds_can_give_a_flying_fuck/ ([deleted])
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We always hug to the same side.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzy3fi/we_always_hug_to_the_same_side/ (cole51423)
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Money isn’t yours, it’s your turn with it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzy340/money_isnt_yours_its_your_turn_with_it/ ([deleted])
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Being a pathologist is a free pass to get caught holding a knife over a dead body and not look suspicious.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzy2df/being_a_pathologist_is_a_free_pass_to_get_caught/ (chrmon2)
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Subaru backwards is ur a buS

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzxxh6/subaru_backwards_is_ur_a_bus/ (Billy333221)
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We always assume that animals don’t do things (like tricks) because they can’t or have the intelligence, not because they don’t want to

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzxx25/we_always_assume_that_animals_dont_do_things_like/ ([deleted])
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C3PO is always wearing a belly shirt

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzxu5w/c3po_is_always_wearing_a_belly_shirt/ (Axe126003)
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Every living person is a ghost in training

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzxsvu/every_living_person_is_a_ghost_in_training/ (fluxkat)
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Straight-to-on-demand has gone from the mark of a bad movie, to a sign that the company really cares about said movie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzxsv5/straighttoondemand_has_gone_from_the_mark_of_a/ ([deleted])
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Flavored liquid substances were created because water has virtually zero appealing flavors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzxsg0/flavored_liquid_substances_were_created_because/ (Zachariahcrow)
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People who died before the 1990s never got to experience internet porn

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzxsah/people_who_died_before_the_1990s_never_got_to/ ([deleted])
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Dogs marking their territory is the original Pokémon go

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzxs0l/dogs_marking_their_territory_is_the_original/ (NightKing_shouldawon)
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If you put a supressor up your butt, your farts will actually be silenced

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzxr8f/if_you_put_a_supressor_up_your_butt_your_farts/ (ChildPredator96)
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The "Big Bang" couldn't have made a noise. It happened in space.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzxpwy/the_big_bang_couldnt_have_made_a_noise_it/ ([deleted])
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If a large EMP or magnetic pulse wiped out all hard drive on Earth, there will be people's personal history and existence wiped out, because some people don't print photos or write physical diaries anymore. No one in the future will know their existence because memories can't be downloaded.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzxpvo/if_a_large_emp_or_magnetic_pulse_wiped_out_all/ (Kyooko)
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As people get desensitized to porn and keep pushing boundaries to get off, the fetishes of future generations are bound to be utterly horrific.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzxpcy/as_people_get_desensitized_to_porn_and_keep/ (Dylanphile)
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Spiders technically have genetically built in silly string despisers designed to catch flies in a web.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzxmtu/spiders_technically_have_genetically_built_in/ (Zachariahcrow)
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Humans can adapt to things so well, it’s the reason we “take things for granted”. We just adapt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzxk4f/humans_can_adapt_to_things_so_well_its_the_reason/ (joshburrows95)
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You know you’ve grown when you can move the headrest on your car seat up another notch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzxj3s/you_know_youve_grown_when_you_can_move_the/ (Van-Storm)
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Pizza is round but comes in a square box and is cut into triangles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzxiqq/pizza_is_round_but_comes_in_a_square_box_and_is/ ([deleted])
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If your scrotum is big enough you don’t need an exercise ball.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzxfqy/if_your_scrotum_is_big_enough_you_dont_need_an/ (Everydaybadnews)
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We as humans have ability to spew acid everywhere. It's just not as exciting as we thought.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzxdiq/we_as_humans_have_ability_to_spew_acid_everywhere/ (Armysbro911)
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Nothing is stopping your nut veins from getting twisted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzxdh8/nothing_is_stopping_your_nut_veins_from_getting/ (Everydaybadnews)
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There are probably literal tons of trapped air being placed in garbage cans, every week.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzxc52/there_are_probably_literal_tons_of_trapped_air/ (unnecessary_teamwork)
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Naruto doesn't know he runs like himself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzx7sj/naruto_doesnt_know_he_runs_like_himself/ (Scruffaduff)
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Buying a Lotto Lucky Dip is statistically one of the unluckiest things you can do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzx671/buying_a_lotto_lucky_dip_is_statistically_one_of/ (NefariousFiend)
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Lamps in video games are powered by real electricity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzx4y5/lamps_in_video_games_are_powered_by_real/ (wh000ps2525)
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18th century france was a dangerous place for Highlanders.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzx3tp/18th_century_france_was_a_dangerous_place_for/ (vanderzee)
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There is a good chance that someone is going to be born at the same second you die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzx3t0/there_is_a_good_chance_that_someone_is_going_to/ (Sabos23)
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The first step to solving a problem is having the language to describe it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzx1vn/the_first_step_to_solving_a_problem_is_having_the/ (xemkis)
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Professional athletes are workers who have the national anthem played before their shift starts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzwz1h/professional_athletes_are_workers_who_have_the/ (6ftspruce)
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If you’re walking your dog and it’s pulling you by it’s lead. That makes the dog walking you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzwyfu/if_youre_walking_your_dog_and_its_pulling_you_by/ (Gadoink5563)
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We put in way too much trust in theme parks' maintenance crew.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzwxaj/we_put_in_way_too_much_trust_in_theme_parks/ (captainrt)
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Erasers slowly give up there lives because of your mistakes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzwwvy/erasers_slowly_give_up_there_lives_because_of/ (sukablyat6969)
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Hawaii is the only state with all natural boarders.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzww4l/hawaii_is_the_only_state_with_all_natural_boarders/ (RetroKev1)
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The largest object you've ever seen with the naked eye is one of the stars in the night sky.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzww16/the_largest_object_youve_ever_seen_with_the_naked/ (Trajan_Optimus)
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Erasers slowly give up there lives because of your mistakes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzwvx3/erasers_slowly_give_up_there_lives_because_of/ (sukablyat6969)
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Frosting is fudge that can still move

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzwv53/frosting_is_fudge_that_can_still_move/ (m_Pony)
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One of Dwayne Johnson’s first acting roles was playing his father

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzwu4v/one_of_dwayne_johnsons_first_acting_roles_was/ (hoverpig27)
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Grammar concepts could have originated just so someone could attempt to make others look stupid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzwt3r/grammar_concepts_could_have_originated_just_so/ (criesliketobias)
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"Muffled Facemask English" is a essentially new dialect that we all need to learn

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzwsor/muffled_facemask_english_is_a_essentially_new/ (mr_donald_nice)
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We are actually all minorities in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzwskr/we_are_actually_all_minorities_in_the_world/ (ImpactRedditor)
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._. Once you perceive that as a face, it's hard to re-see it as "period underscore period."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzwsko/once_you_perceive_that_as_a_face_its_hard_to/ (theantperson)
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In movies, nobody opens a book from the start

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzwsjh/in_movies_nobody_opens_a_book_from_the_start/ (nalced88)
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in-laws and outlaws are not the opposite thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzwrhk/inlaws_and_outlaws_are_not_the_opposite_thing/ (LaidByAnEgg)
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You know you've had a good idea when someone says they think it already exists and it does, but you know you've had a REALLY good idea when someone says they think it already exists and it doesn't

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzwr2r/you_know_youve_had_a_good_idea_when_someone_says/ (pseudodeity)
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Ticks could be having a race to be the largest and we wouldn't know

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzwke7/ticks_could_be_having_a_race_to_be_the_largest/ (trickymanic)
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It’s weird how playing with your sac was cool at one age and not once you hit another.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzwk2j/its_weird_how_playing_with_your_sac_was_cool_at/ (Everydaybadnews)
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We take oxygen for granted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzwhz6/we_take_oxygen_for_granted/ (caspiy)
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Unemployment would probably be a lot lower if mannequins were never invented.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzwhz5/unemployment_would_probably_be_a_lot_lower_if/ (bacchus213)
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Once you turn 18, your 6,570 day free trial has expired

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzwhyw/once_you_turn_18_your_6570_day_free_trial_has/ (hernia1713)
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The first morning you wake up and tell yourself you should make your bed to get the day started on an organized and productive note is also the moment you say goodbye to the essence of your childhood.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzwfw3/the_first_morning_you_wake_up_and_tell_yourself/ ([deleted])
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As camera technology improves things that are visible from space aren’t that monumental or impressive anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzwdr2/as_camera_technology_improves_things_that_are/ (MACtwelve)
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Like some insects do not recognizing the existence of a much bigger creature such as yourself. Could there be a being that is bigger than what we could understand? Definitely not... unless we couldn't comprehend it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzwdmn/like_some_insects_do_not_recognizing_the/ (nasalsystem)
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If we took all the cars that exist and replaced their car horns with horns that make notes on a musical scale, traffic jams could turn into a concert.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzwdhm/if_we_took_all_the_cars_that_exist_and_replaced/ (Jroueiheb)
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Because there is a trend of fixing things with ramen, there is a slim possibility that your recycled furniture is part ramen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzw9mz/because_there_is_a_trend_of_fixing_things_with/ (Logan_Hartfield2008)
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It's pretty convenient that none of the NPC's in GTA wear seatbelts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzw9bn/its_pretty_convenient_that_none_of_the_npcs_in/ (polygone722)
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If blind people see nothing what does nothing look like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzw7ei/if_blind_people_see_nothing_what_does_nothing/ (ikurauta)
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The Terminator-like dystopia we fear is already here as literal armies of bots are waging ideological wars on the internet on behalf of humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzw6qq/the_terminatorlike_dystopia_we_fear_is_already/ ([deleted])
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"Since water benders can blood bend they can have quick periods by forcing the blood out all at once and then use the blood to kill someone" a dm from @nico_the_olivetree

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzw59f/since_water_benders_can_blood_bend_they_can_have/ (Kykobear)
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If you’re at a concert you probably hear the music through the speakers before you hear it from the band.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzw4y3/if_youre_at_a_concert_you_probably_hear_the_music/ (TheFlamingLemon)
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People have bad reflexes because we were punished each other as kids for flinching.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzw433/people_have_bad_reflexes_because_we_were_punished/ (yeppbrep)
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Everything in your body is not lit up until it’s exposed to light so everything in your body rn is completely dark

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzw2mf/everything_in_your_body_is_not_lit_up_until_its/ (vip123z)
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An absolute neophyte in poison could poison you by accident as efficiently as a master in poison.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzw2ll/an_absolute_neophyte_in_poison_could_poison_you/ (DoctorPrisme)
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Hand sanitizers are no longer a highly covided item.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzw1nw/hand_sanitizers_are_no_longer_a_highly_covided/ (sofiegraham)
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Both attractive and ugly people can make someone question their sexuality, but in different ways

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzw0gk/both_attractive_and_ugly_people_can_make_someone/ (Yaboi335)
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If phones were completely water proof, most of us would still not want to get anything wet, just out of habit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzw0er/if_phones_were_completely_water_proof_most_of_us/ (Mislesss)
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People are going on in protests, yet still refuse to go to a Chinese restaurant

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzw0dm/people_are_going_on_in_protests_yet_still_refuse/ ([deleted])
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Most adds on mobile games are for other mobile games

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzvzjb/most_adds_on_mobile_games_are_for_other_mobile/ (Lil-Tercio)
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saying world wide web is faster than saying double-u double-u double-u

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzvyv7/saying_world_wide_web_is_faster_than_saying/ ([deleted])
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last year, we were all joking about how we had 20/20 vision...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzvx75/last_year_we_were_all_joking_about_how_we_had/ (crazypuglady89)
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when mankind eventually implodes it's going to be really comfortable right up to the very end

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzvwys/when_mankind_eventually_implodes_its_going_to_be/ (plofvoetballer)
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Marketing is so effective it rebranded itself to "Marketing" from propaganda.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzvudh/marketing_is_so_effective_it_rebranded_itself_to/ (ElectricBopeep)
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Many of the social adaptations we learn in school as a kid have to be unlearned in the real world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzvu30/many_of_the_social_adaptations_we_learn_in_school/ (olunarorbit)
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You use a dead tree to write on a dead tree on top of a dead tree

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzvtqs/you_use_a_dead_tree_to_write_on_a_dead_tree_on/ (BladeMaster10101)
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Hot leather seats are terrible in a car, but amazing on a bike!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzvtkj/hot_leather_seats_are_terrible_in_a_car_but/ (Tombsing)
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If a trivial penis enlargement treatment is ever invented, the amount of Internet spam will be reduced by two-thirds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzvszg/if_a_trivial_penis_enlargement_treatment_is_ever/ (olewolf)
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We buy thousands of pens and most of them end of getting lost. Only a few have seen the beauty of properly finishing a pen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzvss2/we_buy_thousands_of_pens_and_most_of_them_end_of/ (xFNG_BliZarD)
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The existence of the nickname 'Devil's Lettuce' for Marijuana implies the existence of a Devil's Salad with other kinds of drugs mixed in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzvrfn/the_existence_of_the_nickname_devils_lettuce_for/ (Magvel_)
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No one has probably asked “where are you?” in sign language

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzvr6x/no_one_has_probably_asked_where_are_you_in_sign/ (gandharvnagrani)
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Citizens have become parole officers, while justice takes a vacation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzvpk2/citizens_have_become_parole_officers_while/ ([deleted])
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A person that is deaf is constantly listening to silence at full volume

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzvn6n/a_person_that_is_deaf_is_constantly_listening_to/ (Luucccc)
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When you drink normally you remove the liquid from the top but when you use a straw you remove it from the bottom

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzvm4f/when_you_drink_normally_you_remove_the_liquid/ (Cubekiddo)
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One day, thanks to VR you’ll finally truly know what it’s like to physically and emotionally walk mile in someone else’s shoes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzvl2j/one_day_thanks_to_vr_youll_finally_truly_know/ (salvorhardin_BE)
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Asking someone’s age is the same as asking them how many times have they been around the Sun

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzvktm/asking_someones_age_is_the_same_as_asking_them/ (JoshCorry)
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The speed of light also is the speed of dark

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzvk79/the_speed_of_light_also_is_the_speed_of_dark/ ([deleted])
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Warming up a spoon to scoop ice cream is the same as adding temporary heat damage to your melee weapon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzvi49/warming_up_a_spoon_to_scoop_ice_cream_is_the_same/ (Steampunk43)
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The final season of The Sopranos (Part 2) is bookended by Tony having his mind blown

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzvhsn/the_final_season_of_the_sopranos_part_2_is/ (Tiddernud)
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People who said during your 2019 New Year’s Eve Party that you’ll have better luck next year did not know how monumental of a lie they were making.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzvhqa/people_who_said_during_your_2019_new_years_eve/ (salvorhardin_BE)
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The circle is the only shape that can be centered on literally any symmetrical shape in existence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzvhhb/the_circle_is_the_only_shape_that_can_be_centered/ (Xx_Big_Krakowski_xX)
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The word bed looks like a bed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzvgkl/the_word_bed_looks_like_a_bed/ (Mr_Tomato_legit)
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Oppressing a memory is you basically banning an episode of your mind

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzvcgk/oppressing_a_memory_is_you_basically_banning_an/ (Captain-Murica4)
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Our skin pees on itself when it's too warm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzvb4r/our_skin_pees_on_itself_when_its_too_warm/ (ido7606)
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Mosquitoes attack you so you can attack yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzv932/mosquitoes_attack_you_so_you_can_attack_yourself/ ([deleted])
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When the magnetic poles switch and north and south switch there’s going to be people protesting about what the right way up is and which hemisphere is on top

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzv7r3/when_the_magnetic_poles_switch_and_north_and/ (FAKERYAN)
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You only have tinnitus when you think of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzv7j3/you_only_have_tinnitus_when_you_think_of_it/ ([deleted])
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When you take money from an ATM, it's warm soft cash. When it cools down it becomes cold hard cash

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzv6kt/when_you_take_money_from_an_atm_its_warm_soft/ (petricore_)
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Spaceships are always portrayed as basically spacious interstellar buildings, when they're much more likely to be cramped like a submarine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzv6ix/spaceships_are_always_portrayed_as_basically/ (bulletfacepunch)
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Stocks go up, stock go down. At the end of day, we end up in the ground.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzv6cl/stocks_go_up_stock_go_down_at_the_end_of_day_we/ (gallon-of-vinegar)
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If you had nerves in your hair, no one would get a hair cut.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzv52r/if_you_had_nerves_in_your_hair_no_one_would_get_a/ (LucElamri)
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We don’t give enough credit to whoever invented the coffee maker

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzv3qq/we_dont_give_enough_credit_to_whoever_invented/ (EuqirnehBR97)
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If we used all the land reserved for cows to graze and instead plant food, we could end world hunger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzv3k7/if_we_used_all_the_land_reserved_for_cows_to/ ([deleted])
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The average ant weighs approximately 2.5 mg. A human weighing 150 lbs is approximately 27 million times more massive than the ant. For another animal to be 27 million times more massive than a 150 lbs human, it would need to weigh ~4 billion lbs. The Empire State Building is ~730 million lbs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzv24x/the_average_ant_weighs_approximately_25_mg_a/ ([deleted])
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The kid who got harambe killed is probably the most cyberbullied kid in the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzv0aq/the_kid_who_got_harambe_killed_is_probably_the/ (nite_prowler)
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In a movie, we always look at the protaganist as the good guy even though sometimes it is actually the way around.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzuzib/in_a_movie_we_always_look_at_the_protaganist_as/ ([deleted])
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A penny is still considered a minuscule amount of money, no matter how broke you are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzuz6h/a_penny_is_still_considered_a_minuscule_amount_of/ (albino_child)
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Toenails grow faster than fingernails

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzuxij/toenails_grow_faster_than_fingernails/ ([deleted])
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Sex is a game where you can only play solos until you’re at the age of consent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzuw5i/sex_is_a_game_where_you_can_only_play_solos_until/ ([deleted])
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Alarm clocks are one thing that make you angry whether they work or not

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzuu7a/alarm_clocks_are_one_thing_that_make_you_angry/ ([deleted])
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Exercise just burns energy that you paid good money for.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzutav/exercise_just_burns_energy_that_you_paid_good/ (Everydaybadnews)
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The average ant weighs approximately 2.5 mg. A 150 lbs human is ~27 million times more massive than the ant. For an animal to be 27 million times more massive than a human, it would need to weigh ~4 billion lbs. The Empire State Building is ~5 million times more massive than a human.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzus28/the_average_ant_weighs_approximately_25_mg_a_150/ ([deleted])
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A blanket is a stretched-out pillow

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzuqbo/a_blanket_is_a_stretchedout_pillow/ (musical_potato)
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Auto-correct is auto-tune for lyrics: It’s absolutely possible to write a credible mumble rap song by just pressing random keys and let the auto-correct do its magic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzup3u/autocorrect_is_autotune_for_lyrics_its_absolutely/ (Lum1nar)
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When people turn on the lights on a TV show, they are using your electricity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzumz6/when_people_turn_on_the_lights_on_a_tv_show_they/ ([deleted])
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You are the only person who has seen most of your shit, literally and figuratively.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzuluv/you_are_the_only_person_who_has_seen_most_of_your/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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Humanity thinks of itself as the top the food chain. Yet something as small as a few nanometers can easily destroy it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzulev/humanity_thinks_of_itself_as_the_top_the_food/ (sitzt)
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we're all shitting machines but vegans are more efficient

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzujwt/were_all_shitting_machines_but_vegans_are_more/ (problematicdis)
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Maybe fairies existed and helped you as a kid. But they left when you grew up and did some bad stuff .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzuj3u/maybe_fairies_existed_and_helped_you_as_a_kid_but/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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Hot is good, hot headed is bad, cool headed is good, cold hearted is bad, cool is good, cold is bad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzuivd/hot_is_good_hot_headed_is_bad_cool_headed_is_good/ (Lum1nar)
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Calling someone childish for having stuffed animals is very childish

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzui06/calling_someone_childish_for_having_stuffed/ ([deleted])
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People who are anxious likely hate the summer heat because their body is overheating anyways due to the stress reaction. Chill people can literally chill themselves and enjoy the summer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzugwx/people_who_are_anxious_likely_hate_the_summer/ (Lum1nar)
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If your shirt isn’t tucked into your pants your pants are tucked into your shirt

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzuf6i/if_your_shirt_isnt_tucked_into_your_pants_your/ (Bottyboi69)
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The worlds tallest glass towers could also be thought of as the worlds tallest sand castles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzuf0f/the_worlds_tallest_glass_towers_could_also_be/ (Pl3bMcplebman786)
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Even though we don’t think water is scary It is pretty scary when thinking about how much water is above you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzueai/even_though_we_dont_think_water_is_scary_it_is/ (Pl3bMcplebman786)
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Wizards being able to move in photos and paintings in Harry Potter became less impressive when gifs became a thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzudfq/wizards_being_able_to_move_in_photos_and/ ([deleted])
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If you pick up a heavy object often enough, eventually it wont be heavy any more

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzucr1/if_you_pick_up_a_heavy_object_often_enough/ (VGK9Logan)
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When you get a "Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed" response by calling a company number, the chances of you having heard the original menu is very low.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzubp4/when_you_get_a_please_listen_carefully_as_our/ (ScotchHarbour)
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When someone shares your post and you like it, you may as well be liking your own post.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzuad2/when_someone_shares_your_post_and_you_like_it_you/ (Philaharmic)
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If an identical twin gets plastic surgery they would probably get offended since it’s just saying you don’t like your their face.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzu9sl/if_an_identical_twin_gets_plastic_surgery_they/ (Pl3bMcplebman786)
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It's very lucky that Thano's gauntlet perfectly fit with the stones he has never seen before

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzu8sb/its_very_lucky_that_thanos_gauntlet_perfectly_fit/ ([deleted])
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Since most of us are starting to wear masks, were probably yawning a lot less since we can see others yawn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzu8pt/since_most_of_us_are_starting_to_wear_masks_were/ (Pl3bMcplebman786)
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Finger guns are actually deadly in Avatar the last Airbender.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzu7lg/finger_guns_are_actually_deadly_in_avatar_the/ (Reichtangle_Ottoturk)
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It would make more sense if chip companies like Lays filled their bags with more chips and less air and just charged us more so that we don’t have to go to the grocery store as much.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzu4vz/it_would_make_more_sense_if_chip_companies_like/ (BiGyokesM8tE)
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Even if you make it in, you can never boast about being part of the anonymous group

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzu3mg/even_if_you_make_it_in_you_can_never_boast_about/ (kuku1411)
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With rapid advancements in computers, it's possible that within a few decades loading screen tips in videogames will become obsolete as games will load faster than people can read the tips.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzu2qb/with_rapid_advancements_in_computers_its_possible/ (JunCena666)
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When you undergo anesthesia before surgery, the part that stops pain could fail and you would feel every slice of the surgery not able to do anything about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzu2kh/when_you_undergo_anesthesia_before_surgery_the/ (jeffrunning)
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When you complete a CAPTCHA, a robot is giving you a Turing test

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzu22m/when_you_complete_a_captcha_a_robot_is_giving_you/ (samdg)
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Since the universe was created 13.8 billion years ago because of the bigbang and matter cannot be created nor destroyed, we are all technically 13.8 billion years old

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzu1we/since_the_universe_was_created_138_billion_years/ (Sergio_the_pro)
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Every math equation is its own Universe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzu1tu/every_math_equation_is_its_own_universe/ (-_-noobmaster69_-_)
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Your siblings are alternate versions of what could’ve been you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzu0pv/your_siblings_are_alternate_versions_of_what/ (SwayzeBG)
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The letter W is the only letter in the English alphabet that has at least 2 syllables. Every other letter has 1 syllable, and W has 3

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gztzol/the_letter_w_is_the_only_letter_in_the_english/ (VGK9Logan)
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Our survival is dependent on how fast little specks vibrate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gztzl2/our_survival_is_dependent_on_how_fast_little/ (Mcreeper51)
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When someone starts a sentence with “no offense”, it’s usually something offensive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gztx6j/when_someone_starts_a_sentence_with_no_offense/ (colonelrowan)
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Since yawning is contagious, there are probably a lot less yawning out in public because of people wearing masks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gztwhf/since_yawning_is_contagious_there_are_probably_a/ (Snoop324)
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Rick and Morty is Doremon of adults.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gztv3t/rick_and_morty_is_doremon_of_adults/ (Newbeie)
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Other social media companies could make a lot more money if they also charged users for giving awards to posts or comments.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gztuya/other_social_media_companies_could_make_a_lot/ ([deleted])
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Other social media companies could make a lot more money if they also charged users money to give awards to comments.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gztrpt/other_social_media_companies_could_make_a_lot/ ([deleted])
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If you have an English accent, "Car Key" and "Khaki" sound exactly the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gztrp7/if_you_have_an_english_accent_car_key_and_khaki/ (MasterTobes)
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We'll know we reached true gender equality when a man can call a woman an asshole without being called sexist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gztqpl/well_know_we_reached_true_gender_equality_when_a/ (MinFootspace)
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The majority of People who speak English aren’t from England

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gztqkm/the_majority_of_people_who_speak_english_arent/ ([deleted])
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If everyone in the world participated in something for 1 minute, we would get over 1400 years of worth of work done.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gztq9b/if_everyone_in_the_world_participated_in/ (Trylo_729)
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making sense is optional , sometimes i just be talkin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gztq43/making_sense_is_optional_sometimes_i_just_be/ (ph-ahmed)
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If the deforestation in Amazon continues at this current rate, at some point we will have to witness the sad death of the last surviving tree in the rainforest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gztq0m/if_the_deforestation_in_amazon_continues_at_this/ (rizanmhuq)
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The existence of subreddits implies the existence of domreddits

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gztpvd/the_existence_of_subreddits_implies_the_existence/ (Dankinator2000)
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The prolapse spell could be Expelianus.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gztpko/the_prolapse_spell_could_be_expelianus/ (YoSoyRawr)
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Every...single...joke told about Trump has aged like fine wine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gztpiq/everysinglejoke_told_about_trump_has_aged_like/ (mallolike)
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Most people who speak English aren’t from England

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gztpet/most_people_who_speak_english_arent_from_england/ ([deleted])
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If IX is six without an s, six is IX with an s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gztoj2/if_ix_is_six_without_an_s_six_is_ix_with_an_s/ ([deleted])
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The Roman numeral system is the imperial system of numbers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gztiwp/the_roman_numeral_system_is_the_imperial_system/ (Always-A-Mistake)
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The more pixels there are the less pixelated it becomes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzthm8/the_more_pixels_there_are_the_less_pixelated_it/ (cougartbarb)
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Atoms just named themselves atoms

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzthh5/atoms_just_named_themselves_atoms/ (jeffrunning)
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If the task of a boomerang is to come back to you then everything still works like a boomerang if you just throw it in the air

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzth39/if_the_task_of_a_boomerang_is_to_come_back_to_you/ (redditekind)
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Medusa is the only woman who you can speak without seeing her "eyes" and is okay with that

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gztdve/medusa_is_the_only_woman_who_you_can_speak/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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Your butt can produce three states of matter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gztdgg/your_butt_can_produce_three_states_of_matter/ (Busy_Scientist)
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Every cheez-it bag taste different.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gztd8e/every_cheezit_bag_taste_different/ ([deleted])
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Everything is a boomerang if you just throw it straight up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gztckx/everything_is_a_boomerang_if_you_just_throw_it/ ([deleted])
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Lots of burned "witches" were probably just a cheating husband's mistress he was trying to keep silent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gztcbi/lots_of_burned_witches_were_probably_just_a/ (muff_marauder)
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There are flat Earthers, who celebrate New Year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gztbrg/there_are_flat_earthers_who_celebrate_new_year/ (youruncke)
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You don't get better at programming. You get better at finding tutorials.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzta9f/you_dont_get_better_at_programming_you_get_better/ (MapleDanish)
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Being a target employee is more financially gratifying than being a cop.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzt76y/being_a_target_employee_is_more_financially/ (P4_tanki)
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It's been proved that dolphins have a language and form of communication, so it's entirely possible that there's a dolphin tribe somewhere and they've heard legends of humans, but don't believe we exist except for one crazy old dolphin that saw on when he was 5.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzt70j/its_been_proved_that_dolphins_have_a_language_and/ (wildflxwrr)
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The only difference between news and propaganda is who thinks it's a fact.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzt6oy/the_only_difference_between_news_and_propaganda/ (mallolike)
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It must suck to have a pregnant woman fetish, but not wanting a big family.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzt6ge/it_must_suck_to_have_a_pregnant_woman_fetish_but/ (Lapichequipique)
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Every second 0.00000004% of your life passes by

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzt5ru/every_second_000000004_of_your_life_passes_by/ (MemerWienerYT)
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When you retire, you're basically graduating life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzt4zz/when_you_retire_youre_basically_graduating_life/ (tehmaikol)
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As of 2019, the minimum number of cookies for 100% completion in cookie clicker is more than the number of atoms on earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzt3p0/as_of_2019_the_minimum_number_of_cookies_for_100/ (TheRealBruh-_-)
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Restaurants and public restrooms are two sides of the same coin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzt355/restaurants_and_public_restrooms_are_two_sides_of/ ([deleted])
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We all went from ewwing girls to getting ewwed by them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzt34h/we_all_went_from_ewwing_girls_to_getting_ewwed_by/ ([deleted])
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Children's laughter is the sweetest thing in the world, unless there are no children around.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzt343/childrens_laughter_is_the_sweetest_thing_in_the/ (MistakesForSheep)
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Burger King must be annoyed at how popular "Taco Tuesday" is, especially considering that Taco Bell didn't invent it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzt19h/burger_king_must_be_annoyed_at_how_popular_taco/ ([deleted])
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The story of the Rabbit and the Turtle teaches kids it's okay to cheat instead of winning rightfully

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzsyj4/the_story_of_the_rabbit_and_the_turtle_teaches/ (BooRocknRoll)
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Hopefully the "New Normal" doesn't last as long as the "New Coke" did.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzswub/hopefully_the_new_normal_doesnt_last_as_long_as/ ([deleted])
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No matter how good a country's education system is, there will always be a school at the bottom there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzsw4c/no_matter_how_good_a_countrys_education_system_is/ (K_Janeway2314)
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We will know when we've achieved racial equality when porn titles don't mention the race of non-white participants

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzst9o/we_will_know_when_weve_achieved_racial_equality/ (ihavethebestmarriage)
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It's ironic than damn has a silent n, as you would think the original speller wouldn't give a damn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzssa0/its_ironic_than_damn_has_a_silent_n_as_you_would/ (KingOfTheCouch13)
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No matter how many people are born, Earth's weight always remains constant. As a matter of fact, It is decreasing due to the amount of satellites and rockets we sent into space

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzspph/no_matter_how_many_people_are_born_earths_weight/ ([deleted])
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More convincing proverbs are, if weirdly put together they be.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzsp9t/more_convincing_proverbs_are_if_weirdly_put/ (Relaxing_Cat)
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Parents love to compare their child's grades with other children in front of their child but hate it when their child does the same thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzsm0r/parents_love_to_compare_their_childs_grades_with/ ([deleted])
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Some of us are so old we remember playing solitaire with actual playing cards

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzsjza/some_of_us_are_so_old_we_remember_playing/ (PantherChicken)
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One day, rooting for sports teams is going to get so controversial that companies will start banning discussing sports at work to prevent overzealous fans from arguing with each other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzsiu1/one_day_rooting_for_sports_teams_is_going_to_get/ ([deleted])
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The last person alive will have to bury themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzsgu4/the_last_person_alive_will_have_to_bury_themselves/ (BCRcoolguy-04)
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Knocking with your index fingertip gives you the same affect as knocking with your knuckles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzsgle/knocking_with_your_index_fingertip_gives_you_the/ ([deleted])
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Nobody is born cool... except those who were born outside in winter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzsfa7/nobody_is_born_cool_except_those_who_were_born/ (Chupacbra)
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When you walk around outside, you're actually balancing on a giant spinning ball.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzse9o/when_you_walk_around_outside_youre_actually/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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Harry Potter can use healing spells but never fixed his eye problem.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzsdsa/harry_potter_can_use_healing_spells_but_never/ (Chupacbra)
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Speakers already have all the songs inside them, they just know to move those magnets in a certain way to create that soumd.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzsdds/speakers_already_have_all_the_songs_inside_them/ ([deleted])
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If you take care of a chicken you are a chicken tender.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzsctu/if_you_take_care_of_a_chicken_you_are_a_chicken/ (BladeMaster10101)
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Drinking water straight from the tap tastes decent enough, but pouring it into a cup and it oddly tastes pretty terrible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzs9qw/drinking_water_straight_from_the_tap_tastes/ (justmikewilldo)
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Technically we are all oxygen junkies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzs9lz/technically_we_are_all_oxygen_junkies/ (gawge_)
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There needs to be a porn website where you can enter your fetishes and then it gives you a smart scrolling feed based on those multiple subjects

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzs9dt/there_needs_to_be_a_porn_website_where_you_can/ (SamuelSaltandSand)
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Keanu Reeves and John Wick are both literally and figuratively breathtaking

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzs9bf/keanu_reeves_and_john_wick_are_both_literally_and/ (Theendangeredbeast)
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Nobody is of any importance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzs3qx/nobody_is_of_any_importance/ (Everydaybadnews)
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The third digit on digital clock probably can spell 6 but it never will.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzs30x/the_third_digit_on_digital_clock_probably_can/ (letrefete)
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Auctioneers could make pretty good lyrical rappers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzs2ai/auctioneers_could_make_pretty_good_lyrical_rappers/ (unappreciativepeach)
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Porn is surprisingly unsatisfying when the sound is out of sync.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzs1k6/porn_is_surprisingly_unsatisfying_when_the_sound/ (Arrowtotheknee107)
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Some sperms shouldn’t have won the race

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzs113/some_sperms_shouldnt_have_won_the_race/ (Amitpande__)
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Ghosts were people too

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzs0ge/ghosts_were_people_too/ (mallolike)
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A necktie is a big arrow pointing at your genital.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzrzi7/a_necktie_is_a_big_arrow_pointing_at_your_genital/ (Chupacbra)
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Birds can view houses as big nests

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzrz0j/birds_can_view_houses_as_big_nests/ (spanishman69)
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When reading a text in another language, we always read the numbers in our native language

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzryvx/when_reading_a_text_in_another_language_we_always/ ([deleted])
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If therapists don’t report crimes. Rob the therapist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzryot/if_therapists_dont_report_crimes_rob_the_therapist/ ([deleted])
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Technically, your computer has the same sleep schedule as you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzry9h/technically_your_computer_has_the_same_sleep/ (Marccino)
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It is pointless to ask your brain a question

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzrxne/it_is_pointless_to_ask_your_brain_a_question/ (dropsio)
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We are watching the police collectively get pulled over for a crime they didn’t commit because they fit the description.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzrx0p/we_are_watching_the_police_collectively_get/ (stuffisstuffandstuff)
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A guy travelling across countries to meet a prostitute isthere for business and pleasure

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzrw2k/a_guy_travelling_across_countries_to_meet_a/ (DryAttitude1510)
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Age is a word, not a number.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzrvlx/age_is_a_word_not_a_number/ (livelifereal)
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gasoline is not gaseous

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzrv32/gasoline_is_not_gaseous/ (iamj97)
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If you think that you'll be considered cool if you don't use a mask then you are wrong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzruud/if_you_think_that_youll_be_considered_cool_if_you/ ([deleted])
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Whether you are OCD or not, it feels wrong to put your phone in your keys pocket and your keys in your phone pocket

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzrtzj/whether_you_are_ocd_or_not_it_feels_wrong_to_put/ (ianS921)
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It's become obvious watching the news that police don't watch the news

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzrsor/its_become_obvious_watching_the_news_that_police/ (heykarlll)
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The air may smell really bad but our sensors got used to it thousands of years ago.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzrsm8/the_air_may_smell_really_bad_but_our_sensors_got/ (NukeNipples)
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An envelope is a piece of paper wrapped in another piece of paper.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzrrky/an_envelope_is_a_piece_of_paper_wrapped_in/ ([deleted])
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You could get Aladeen if you Aladeen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzrqa0/you_could_get_aladeen_if_you_aladeen/ (NiklasLjungdahl)
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The kings who everyone thinks were great murdered many people to conquer kingdoms and were not even punished.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzrpus/the_kings_who_everyone_thinks_were_great_murdered/ (star_lusture)
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Artificial gravity will revolutionise sports training

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzrp1m/artificial_gravity_will_revolutionise_sports/ (TheRepeatTautology)
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When you break off a piece of broccoli, it looks like a miniature piece of the whole.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzroph/when_you_break_off_a_piece_of_broccoli_it_looks/ (Googlemapsflow)
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Humanity is filled with super beings who defy the earths gravity just by standing, climb up its tallest mountains, swim to the bottom of the deepest oceans, fly high into the sky and all have actual healing factors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzrod7/humanity_is_filled_with_super_beings_who_defy_the/ (Searchingtofind27)
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Somethings you feel "go without saying" still need to be heard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzrnfr/somethings_you_feel_go_without_saying_still_need/ ([deleted])
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A major flaw of our digestive system is “getting used to” food we normally eat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzrhjs/a_major_flaw_of_our_digestive_system_is_getting/ (Heroshrine)
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Knocking with your index finger gives the same affect as knocking with your knuckles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzrgg4/knocking_with_your_index_finger_gives_the_same/ ([deleted])
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You flesh and blood has been many bugs last meal before execution.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzrg21/you_flesh_and_blood_has_been_many_bugs_last_meal/ (harleyyydd888)
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Even after we die, the atoms and molecules that were once of our bodies will slowly sink into the earth, and stay there until the end of the earth. When we die, we never really leave, we will always be here, together.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzrfpv/even_after_we_die_the_atoms_and_molecules_that/ (tomato_soup_)
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Somewhere in Minneapolis, a counterfeiter roams free, relieved that Floyd's death made him avoid getting caught.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzrfml/somewhere_in_minneapolis_a_counterfeiter_roams/ (QueenElsaArrendelle)
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Considering how many people are more tired during the day and more awake at night, maybe humans were meant to be nocturnal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzrefp/considering_how_many_people_are_more_tired_during/ (Feather_Bloom)
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Common sense is uncommon in common people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzrcvo/common_sense_is_uncommon_in_common_people/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Depending on what movies came out in a specific year, certain years Oscars are more impressive than others.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzrcup/depending_on_what_movies_came_out_in_a_specific/ (riphitter)
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Feeling a sneeze coming in a grocery store moved up a notch on the impending doom fear scale.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzrc9k/feeling_a_sneeze_coming_in_a_grocery_store_moved/ (zeychshmo)
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Petting dogs is a hobby

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzrbcu/petting_dogs_is_a_hobby/ (Drunken_Drongo)
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Florida is to the U.S., as the U.S. is to the rest of the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzr9om/florida_is_to_the_us_as_the_us_is_to_the_rest_of/ (elchucho111)
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The next generation is really going to get flooded with embarrassing photos and videos of their parents with how much content is being created and saved on social media and iPhones versus when our parents grew up 50 years ago.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzr91a/the_next_generation_is_really_going_to_get/ (TARS_5000)
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When someone acts arrogant their either really smart or really dumb.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzr7pw/when_someone_acts_arrogant_their_either_really/ (RaiderTheLegend)
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The song “You’re so Vain” is actually about the person that gets chastised in the lyrics for being vain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzr7g7/the_song_youre_so_vain_is_actually_about_the/ (krolzee187)
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Apollo 11 was probably the instance where a human got the furthest ever from an ant, but not from other humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzr5hp/apollo_11_was_probably_the_instance_where_a_human/ (kakazao3)
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The eyelids are the condoms of the bodily protections. They are thin but they do their job pretty well, until there is a hole, then they have no more use for you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzr5c3/the_eyelids_are_the_condoms_of_the_bodily/ (Never-everland)
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Drinks always taste better coming out of a cup

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzr545/drinks_always_taste_better_coming_out_of_a_cup/ (bobthemouse666)
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Lead is a Carsinagenic only when it is travelling less than 3000 fps

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzr4oz/lead_is_a_carsinagenic_only_when_it_is_travelling/ (loserlonerray)
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It’s surprising that June 9th doesn’t get as much attention as April 20th

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzr1k4/its_surprising_that_june_9th_doesnt_get_as_much/ (The_JEThompson)
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Welcome to Ontario, the place that you thought you know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzqy2q/welcome_to_ontario_the_place_that_you_thought_you/ (Everydaybadnews)
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A baby's toes are all little, even the big toe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzqy16/a_babys_toes_are_all_little_even_the_big_toe/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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In 2015 not one person got the interview question “so where do you see yourself in 5 years?” Correct.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzqxjt/in_2015_not_one_person_got_the_interview_question/ (ClaytonJamesY)
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Deaf people probably have a favorite signer just like hearing capable folks have favorite singers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzqrjg/deaf_people_probably_have_a_favorite_signer_just/ (Chewbock)
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The Lego Movie was just one big PSA of don't glue your LEGO

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzqp69/the_lego_movie_was_just_one_big_psa_of_dont_glue/ (TheBadDestroyer)
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We might be the last generation who can tell that a photo is old from the quality of it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzqowe/we_might_be_the_last_generation_who_can_tell_that/ (A_good_ol_rub)
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The easiest task could be difficult if it’s only done once. The hardest task becomes easy when it’s done a thousand times.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzqo4f/the_easiest_task_could_be_difficult_if_its_only/ (roastedtoperfection)
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Social justice activists and UFO hunters both probably spend their off hours practicing how quickly they can get their phones to start recording video.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzqnjx/social_justice_activists_and_ufo_hunters_both/ ([deleted])
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If you water water it grows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzqncw/if_you_water_water_it_grows/ (Heshboii)
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Everything in the world is either cheese or not cheese

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzqmyo/everything_in_the_world_is_either_cheese_or_not/ ([deleted])
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The "punch buggy" game has probably been played a lot less over the past few years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzqkki/the_punch_buggy_game_has_probably_been_played_a/ ([deleted])
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There are more beds in the world than people to sleep in it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzqjjb/there_are_more_beds_in_the_world_than_people_to/ (Ambrinette-Chan)
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The only trilogy that got better with each movie was the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzqjfx/the_only_trilogy_that_got_better_with_each_movie/ (sixesand7s)
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Shoes are portable floors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzqhiu/shoes_are_portable_floors/ (famous_bread)
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A snake might not have a tail. It’s possibly just the end of its body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzqhal/a_snake_might_not_have_a_tail_its_possibly_just/ (JosephKellum)
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Even with separation of church and state, many districts use churches as their place of polling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzqh1i/even_with_separation_of_church_and_state_many/ (ADamnTroll2)
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The only body part people don't clean is their eyeballs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzqh0a/the_only_body_part_people_dont_clean_is_their/ (ta394283509)
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People named Dick already have a Dick Jr. when they are born

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzqgh6/people_named_dick_already_have_a_dick_jr_when/ (SeNoR_LoCo_PoCo)
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One day, if there aren’t enough regulations put in place, all forests will be chopped down and we’ll need machines or large tree facilities to make sure the people on earth have enough oxygen to breath.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzqgbt/one_day_if_there_arent_enough_regulations_put_in/ (Bowling_Koala)
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Everyone is strangely unreasonable when you imagine an argument with them in your head.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzqg2m/everyone_is_strangely_unreasonable_when_you/ (A_good_ol_rub)
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Regardless of the weather, June 9th is always the nicest day of the year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzqdoc/regardless_of_the_weather_june_9th_is_always_the/ (kgrt383)
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If 'A' didn't exist, we'd have a betabet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzqdcx/if_a_didnt_exist_wed_have_a_betabet/ (loserlonerray)
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It's kind of ironic that we measure snakes in feet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzqc4o/its_kind_of_ironic_that_we_measure_snakes_in_feet/ (Vandal247)
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...philosophers and why go together like peanut butter and jelly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzqba6/philosophers_and_why_go_together_like_peanut/ (seeyat)
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Freshly picked cotton is not a clean scent, in reality it smells like a dirty gym sock.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzq9pe/freshly_picked_cotton_is_not_a_clean_scent_in/ ([deleted])
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Eskimo bukkake makes icecream

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzq997/eskimo_bukkake_makes_icecream/ (loserlonerray)
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People who pay for porn on big websides basicly enable the others to watch for free.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzq971/people_who_pay_for_porn_on_big_websides_basicly/ (Memes-Before-Dreams)
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One impressive thing about Harry Potter is that his glasses prescription never changed in 7 years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzq90w/one_impressive_thing_about_harry_potter_is_that/ (Krieger_Bot_OO7)
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If there are no sour patch parents then every sour patch kid is an orphan.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzq786/if_there_are_no_sour_patch_parents_then_every/ (DstndLmn)
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Porn is about sex, sex is part of biology, biology is science..... PORN IS SCIENCE FICTION

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzq61b/porn_is_about_sex_sex_is_part_of_biology_biology/ (fugogugo)
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Receiving a phone notification when your car alarm is triggered could resolve a lot of issues

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzq3ha/receiving_a_phone_notification_when_your_car/ (RangerJoe07)
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The word “verb” is a noun

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzq1dt/the_word_verb_is_a_noun/ ([deleted])
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The problem isn't the police, it's whoever polices the police who have failed. We need police police police.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzq148/the_problem_isnt_the_police_its_whoever_polices/ (Breeze_in_the_Trees)
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Tails are built in leashes for butts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzpzhh/tails_are_built_in_leashes_for_butts/ (pastagolia)
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Bigfoot sightings are blurry because bigfoot is blurry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzpz34/bigfoot_sightings_are_blurry_because_bigfoot_is/ (Iamagudredditor)
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Not left, Not Right but forward.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzpylt/not_left_not_right_but_forward/ (artbycase2)
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Water can sweep away a whole city. We are mostly water. No wonder we're so destructive. We're sentient water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzpxq8/water_can_sweep_away_a_whole_city_we_are_mostly/ (Breeze_in_the_Trees)
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every other person who was behaving like a doctore during pendamic have started to behave like a civil right attorney

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzpvtw/every_other_person_who_was_behaving_like_a/ (lucifer_2003)
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The larger the button on a website the more suspicion it is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzpvjk/the_larger_the_button_on_a_website_the_more/ ([deleted])
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Crunchy peanut butter is the rocky road of sandwich spreads

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzpvj7/crunchy_peanut_butter_is_the_rocky_road_of/ (Mukaiam)
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Those who believe in an omnipotent deity may not believe in multiple deities despite the fact that an omnipotent being could decide to exist in as many forms as it wants

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzpu52/those_who_believe_in_an_omnipotent_deity_may_not/ (AlphaProgression)
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Knight Rider was an early demonstration of the promise of AI

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzpsno/knight_rider_was_an_early_demonstration_of_the/ (m77w)
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The only thing more annoying than an ad is a website that forces you to turn off the ad blocker to view it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzpsgd/the_only_thing_more_annoying_than_an_ad_is_a/ (mydankman)
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Our Sims have more friends and get more action than we do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzprwl/our_sims_have_more_friends_and_get_more_action/ (StraightWhiteMale99)
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Having ghost runners that matches runners' best times would probably help runners improve their speed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzpqyw/having_ghost_runners_that_matches_runners_best/ (metalleo)
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People talk about nature in two ways. Either its an unstoppable force or.. it's something fragile that needs to be protected from the big bad humanity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzpqul/people_talk_about_nature_in_two_ways_either_its/ (betelguese1)
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We always think about our ideal future self, yet most of us aren't anywhere we thought we'd be years ago.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzpqno/we_always_think_about_our_ideal_future_self_yet/ (Kaiserlook)
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There is nothing more disapointing than being a teenager seeing a movie becuase it says "partial nudity" and seeing a man's ass

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzpqbm/there_is_nothing_more_disapointing_than_being_a/ (I_Am_Meme_Man)
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A trojan condom assumes your sperm are little soldiers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzpq4z/a_trojan_condom_assumes_your_sperm_are_little/ (mgray4011)
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Cobwebs are abandoned spider homes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzppp2/cobwebs_are_abandoned_spider_homes/ (PooYaKasha)
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Everyone has an age when they realize their parents have been lying to them all along.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzpo0u/everyone_has_an_age_when_they_realize_their/ (BillieBoJangers)
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King Midas couldn't fap.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzpo03/king_midas_couldnt_fap/ (Redot81)
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In some point in your life, you might have stepped on the exact spot that someone very important or famous did.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzpnyw/in_some_point_in_your_life_you_might_have_stepped/ (Pudenator)
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If scam emails had correct grammar most people would fall for them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzpn8e/if_scam_emails_had_correct_grammar_most_people/ (k_n_shi)
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We have memories of dreams, meaning we have memories of things that never actually happened.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzpn08/we_have_memories_of_dreams_meaning_we_have/ (sam_e5)
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If someone named their band Food Truck people would think they played everywhere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzpmea/if_someone_named_their_band_food_truck_people/ (lynivvinyl)
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You know you studied well when you are counting the marks you lost rather than the marks you gained

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzpm79/you_know_you_studied_well_when_you_are_counting/ (Ringsofthekings)
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There is probably a species which is so good at camouflage and stealth, we won't even discover it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzplnv/there_is_probably_a_species_which_is_so_good_at/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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Masks have become the New rear-view mirror decoration

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzpipn/masks_have_become_the_new_rearview_mirror/ (Ice_crusher_bucket)
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You are superficially indistinguishable from humans that lived 200 000 years ago as long as you are not groomed and are naked

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzpgbn/you_are_superficially_indistinguishable_from/ (Granuloma-man)
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Most of us have never touched a living human part becouse of our skin made up by dead cells

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzpfyy/most_of_us_have_never_touched_a_living_human_part/ (Yeahsin1)
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You can not duck faster than falling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzpftk/you_can_not_duck_faster_than_falling/ (XXISerenaIXX)
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In most places, you can have sex before you can watch porn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzpfoh/in_most_places_you_can_have_sex_before_you_can/ (j_dier)
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You are actually very lucky to be a human and not an other organism

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzpf34/you_are_actually_very_lucky_to_be_a_human_and_not/ (buddythekweh1)
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If protesters showed up with their own rubber bullets and guns, the protests could turn into extreme Nerf games

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzpe2f/if_protesters_showed_up_with_their_own_rubber/ (HardonnosaurusRex)
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Saying "I'm mortified" like an old fashioned slang of "I'm deceased" or "I'm dead".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzpd9o/saying_im_mortified_like_an_old_fashioned_slang/ (Qukeyo)
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The only reason people never expect the Spanish Inquisition is because they are expecting a Rick Roll

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzpbo3/the_only_reason_people_never_expect_the_spanish/ (ObsidianTower)
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The first ever crypt walk was done by the real Original G

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzpbmw/the_first_ever_crypt_walk_was_done_by_the_real/ (loserlonerray)
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Your vocal cords are your mouths translator.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzp9ng/your_vocal_cords_are_your_mouths_translator/ (FuckAgario647)
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You’ve probably never heard anyone mimic the sound of an elephant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzp8xn/youve_probably_never_heard_anyone_mimic_the_sound/ (xS_ageArt)
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If in the future we got ahold of a machine that lets you travel to the past, we would probably know about it already.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzp89n/if_in_the_future_we_got_ahold_of_a_machine_that/ (_aachh)
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Drummers are the original beat makers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzp6d2/drummers_are_the_original_beat_makers/ (whycuthair)
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The pervert author of Moby Dick wrote an entire chapter on the spermacetis ball bag and then killed off Ahab in one fucking sentence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzp5ps/the_pervert_author_of_moby_dick_wrote_an_entire/ (loserlonerray)
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Vengeance is a dish best served by Rajon Rondo to an open Ray Allen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzp2rn/vengeance_is_a_dish_best_served_by_rajon_rondo_to/ (loserlonerray)
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Ivory is rarer than elephants

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzp194/ivory_is_rarer_than_elephants/ (loserlonerray)
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Police could probably catch murderers a lot easier if they were able to find out who keeps searching for updates on the case online.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzozyd/police_could_probably_catch_murderers_a_lot/ ([deleted])
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Nipples and scrotums need their own winter wool

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzoxwc/nipples_and_scrotums_need_their_own_winter_wool/ (loserlonerray)
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A sperm and an ovary make the fusion technique to form a more powerful living being.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzoxum/a_sperm_and_an_ovary_make_the_fusion_technique_to/ (kendrish)
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Superman could be used as a solar battery.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzoxpw/superman_could_be_used_as_a_solar_battery/ (chamcham123)
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If you suck at identifying flying objects you must encounter a whole lot of UFOs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzoxga/if_you_suck_at_identifying_flying_objects_you/ (Revengesurfer)
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Hell is being a gay man in a room full of women that do not know that you are gay.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzoxbs/hell_is_being_a_gay_man_in_a_room_full_of_women/ (behrkon)
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Ants biting a person in coma must think it’s unlimited buffet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzowkw/ants_biting_a_person_in_coma_must_think_its/ (i_dont_haveausername)
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There’s a chance that you’ve driven past an animal at a ranch that you later ate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzowca/theres_a_chance_that_youve_driven_past_an_animal/ (jajuub)
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For an organization that recognizes the importance of snitching, cops sure do hate snitching on themselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzouvq/for_an_organization_that_recognizes_the/ (armpitchoochoo)
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Tik tok is the Hufflepuff of social media.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzoshe/tik_tok_is_the_hufflepuff_of_social_media/ (thebooksmith)
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Whoever killed Tupac didn't get the credit they deserve

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzorl5/whoever_killed_tupac_didnt_get_the_credit_they/ (loserlonerray)
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Benjamin Franklin didn't get the credit he deserved

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzoqqu/benjamin_franklin_didnt_get_the_credit_he_deserved/ (loserlonerray)
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"The word "word" is a word" will sound very mind blowing to a child

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzooqd/the_word_word_is_a_word_will_sound_very_mind/ (BigNibbaDicc)
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We actually have three voices- the one inside our head, the one we hear when we talk, and the one everyone else hears when we talk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzomuh/we_actually_have_three_voices_the_one_inside_our/ (Revengesurfer)
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The hardest skills have zero application in real life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzompx/the_hardest_skills_have_zero_application_in_real/ (xxXMrDarknessXxx)
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Something unspoken, once spoken, won't be unspoken.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzolxp/something_unspoken_once_spoken_wont_be_unspoken/ (BigNibbaDicc)
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Some people disinfect a new toothbrush, but the majority do not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzol1h/some_people_disinfect_a_new_toothbrush_but_the/ (indigohibiscus)
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Without dying, there's no chance of figuring out if you're actually mortal or not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzoifn/without_dying_theres_no_chance_of_figuring_out_if/ (DeeDeeEn)
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Zombie dinosaurs is a great concept which the movies haven't used yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzoicy/zombie_dinosaurs_is_a_great_concept_which_the/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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Underwater is a different universe where you can fly but not breathe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzognh/underwater_is_a_different_universe_where_you_can/ (Revengesurfer)
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People probably lost their fucking minds when the Statue of Liberty first started changing colors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzof2o/people_probably_lost_their_fucking_minds_when_the/ (DarthJueffJueff)
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If you eat a windmill you eat a windMEAL

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzoeg9/if_you_eat_a_windmill_you_eat_a_windmeal/ (masked-hacker)
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At any moment there may be someone looking at you, directly or indirectly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzodmq/at_any_moment_there_may_be_someone_looking_at_you/ (JamaicanFootFungus)
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If there were widespread company recycling programs, we could support the Postal service and be more likely to use all of our products.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzodj6/if_there_were_widespread_company_recycling/ (sk8erboi1985)
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People like change, especially when it doesn't weigh you down

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzod2p/people_like_change_especially_when_it_doesnt/ (loserlonerray)
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You might be cured of your unconscious fault if you also get a taste of your own medicine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzocri/you_might_be_cured_of_your_unconscious_fault_if/ (noglassisjusthalf)
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Typo is a typo of type

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzoce9/typo_is_a_typo_of_type/ (Smoothjarz)
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All Day breakfast at McDonald's makes breakfast at McDonald's less significant

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzoc32/all_day_breakfast_at_mcdonalds_makes_breakfast_at/ (TransientOscillation)
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Cashews are the gateway nut.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzobyt/cashews_are_the_gateway_nut/ (Jclew)
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Autobiographies are the single most narcissistic thing a person can write

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzobm5/autobiographies_are_the_single_most_narcissistic/ (Drunken_Drongo)
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Villains in movies aren't allowed to use Apple products

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzobkj/villains_in_movies_arent_allowed_to_use_apple/ ([deleted])
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The convenience of ordering online is often balanced by the inconvenience of breaking down and throwing out all the packaging.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzo9eb/the_convenience_of_ordering_online_is_often/ (cornskin)
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All of us have at least minimal healing capabilities

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzo9dh/all_of_us_have_at_least_minimal_healing/ (BigNibbaDicc)
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There are way more derogatory terms about women than there are for men.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzo98w/there_are_way_more_derogatory_terms_about_women/ (Seapick)
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No one's health would always be at 100%

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzo921/no_ones_health_would_always_be_at_100/ (BigNibbaDicc)
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There is a good chance that you appear in the background of random people's photos which are being displayed in their homes, and they often wonder who you are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzo8y8/there_is_a_good_chance_that_you_appear_in_the/ (nmagriplis)
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When you think about a neuron, a neuron somewhere in your head is thinking about itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzo8et/when_you_think_about_a_neuron_a_neuron_somewhere/ (Rhysd007)
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Any program that doesn't let you Alt+Tab out had to have been deliberately programmed as such.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzo81f/any_program_that_doesnt_let_you_alttab_out_had_to/ (LDLV1986)
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Throughout your life, one eye has been open longer than the other

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzo7ko/throughout_your_life_one_eye_has_been_open_longer/ (xcpleprechaun)
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A password is a subtle but interesting piece of a person's consciousness

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzo6qa/a_password_is_a_subtle_but_interesting_piece_of_a/ (togaquest)
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Everyone's chill until they go and actually fall in love

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzo6fe/everyones_chill_until_they_go_and_actually_fall/ (HelloHelloItsZ)
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The smartest person in the room usually knows its rarely worth being the smartest person in the room.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzo67u/the_smartest_person_in_the_room_usually_knows_its/ (ClusterChuk)
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To get your revenge on someone, you must first get your venge on them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzo59y/to_get_your_revenge_on_someone_you_must_first_get/ (AranSkye02)
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You never truly appreciate your body's efficiency at turning food into calories until you try to lose weight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzo4eq/you_never_truly_appreciate_your_bodys_efficiency/ (aurelorba)
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The Little Mermaid backward is a prince breaking up with a princess, which prompts the princess to jump into the sea, where an old sea hag gave her a fish tail.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzo40c/the_little_mermaid_backward_is_a_prince_breaking/ (0114028)
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MIDSOMMAR and Pixar's BRAVE are both the story of a young woman resolving toxic relationship issues with loved ones trapped inside a Bear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzo280/midsommar_and_pixars_brave_are_both_the_story_of/ (thenewdaycoop)
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Weather forecasts in video games and movies are always correct.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gznz40/weather_forecasts_in_video_games_and_movies_are/ ([deleted])
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Hairdressers need more training hours than police

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gznyt2/hairdressers_need_more_training_hours_than_police/ ([deleted])
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The point of a sphere is to be pointless

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gznxkg/the_point_of_a_sphere_is_to_be_pointless/ ([deleted])
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Somewhere out there, somebody is eating meat or an egg or cheese that came from the same animal as you are and you guys are meat siblings. Doesn't apply to vegans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gznwjs/somewhere_out_there_somebody_is_eating_meat_or_an/ (-Constantinos-)
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Harry Potter is Bristish Naruto

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gznwi2/harry_potter_is_bristish_naruto/ (BigNibbaDicc)
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Your ass can produce 3 states of matter...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gznwgd/your_ass_can_produce_3_states_of_matter/ (chickenfilet2)
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Maybe we reincarnate into babies with full memory of our previous life and cry for three years out of misery about everything we’ve lived through and the fact everyone is treating us like idiots, eventually experiencing full memory loss as a coping mechanism.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gznvza/maybe_we_reincarnate_into_babies_with_full_memory/ (I_Am_Meme_Man)
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Many people are probably halfway through their lives, but they just don’t know it yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzntao/many_people_are_probably_halfway_through_their/ (nandeen)
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If you have a dog and a yard chances are every part of the yard has been pooped on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gznt40/if_you_have_a_dog_and_a_yard_chances_are_every/ (SurferT_)
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You know that the exciting dating phase is over as you start changing the sheets after he slept over instead of before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gznsu9/you_know_that_the_exciting_dating_phase_is_over/ (yllehaneleh)
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Great friends are the universe’s way of apologizing for shitty family.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gznr4j/great_friends_are_the_universes_way_of/ (DeeToTheWee)
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Bad friends lie about you, Good friends lie for you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gznqb1/bad_friends_lie_about_you_good_friends_lie_for_you/ (HoggyOfAustralia)
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You laugh at jokes just because you understand them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gznnui/you_laugh_at_jokes_just_because_you_understand/ (Victor26v)
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Nobody never really LIKES the old thing before it's changed and there's a new thing to dislike in comparison. You never look at a milk carton design and think "that's a nice design" before they change it and the new one sucks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gznnpc/nobody_never_really_likes_the_old_thing_before/ (takaperoinen-miete)
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Asking yourself "did you know" is pointless

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gznnj0/asking_yourself_did_you_know_is_pointless/ (unpromised)
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You might get back the money which you payed with somewhere before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gznn5j/you_might_get_back_the_money_which_you_payed_with/ (Akoskerekes)
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If your laptop has a lot of crumbs in between the keys, just stick it next to an ant pile and they will remove the crumbs for you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gznlku/if_your_laptop_has_a_lot_of_crumbs_in_between_the/ (Seanathan65)
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If someone had stepped in to save Floyd he/she/they would have been charged with assaulting an officer....there was no winning and the situation feels hopeless.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gznlco/if_someone_had_stepped_in_to_save_floyd_heshethey/ (FiveGuysAlive)
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If (straight) men and women can't just be friends, then "start by being friends first" is lousy dating advice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gznl2u/if_straight_men_and_women_cant_just_be_friends/ (abc-noah-is-me)
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"DK" and "Decay" sound exactly the same

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gznkri/dk_and_decay_sound_exactly_the_same/ (The_Legendary_Yeeter)
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Drake is music for people that hate music.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gznihw/drake_is_music_for_people_that_hate_music/ (Everydaybadnews)
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Age 10 is the last age where the number of digits increases for most of humanity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gznhz7/age_10_is_the_last_age_where_the_number_of_digits/ (gilivanili)
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Velma is damn thicc

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gznh2s/velma_is_damn_thicc/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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The world is nothing without magnets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzngwv/the_world_is_nothing_without_magnets/ (tomsom999)
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James McAvoy could star in a movie, play every character in that movie and it would work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzngau/james_mcavoy_could_star_in_a_movie_play_every/ ([deleted])
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The Statue of Liberty was once orange

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzng9z/the_statue_of_liberty_was_once_orange/ ([deleted])
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Nobody in the "Mid-Atlantic" states has a "mid-atlantic" accent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gznfzx/nobody_in_the_midatlantic_states_has_a/ (JKolodne)
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The fourth dimension is one plank length away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gznfsp/the_fourth_dimension_is_one_plank_length_away/ (Syed-Ashik)
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Face masks have accidentally encouraged people to have good dental hygiene.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gznf97/face_masks_have_accidentally_encouraged_people_to/ (Balphazzar)
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There are probably just as many quiet stupid people as there are loud ones, we just don't know because they don't go around demonstrating it at every opportunity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzndf4/there_are_probably_just_as_many_quiet_stupid/ (takaperoinen-miete)
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With the people wearing masks , kissing would require both to remove masks.So if you are going for a kiss, there wouldn't be any confusion of the other is asking for it. there will be no confusion, it's a clear go ahead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gznaz3/with_the_people_wearing_masks_kissing_would/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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The banjo is a redneck ukulele

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzn876/the_banjo_is_a_redneck_ukulele/ (Chiimaera)
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Sometime in the near future probably we will be talking to dead people on the internet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzn6by/sometime_in_the_near_future_probably_we_will_be/ (redsoldier98)
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Taking off your face mask is going to be considered the new first base.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzn3zg/taking_off_your_face_mask_is_going_to_be/ (DeeToTheWee)
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You know someone really trust you when they show you their entire Spotify playlist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzn25l/you_know_someone_really_trust_you_when_they_show/ ([deleted])
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The youngest picture of you is actually the oldest picture of you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzn0gq/the_youngest_picture_of_you_is_actually_the/ ([deleted])
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Croissants are the only baked good with an easily distinguishable front and back.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzmw7k/croissants_are_the_only_baked_good_with_an_easily/ (reginaldvontooshface)
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99.99% guaranteed, still allows it to technically fail unlimited times in a row.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzmvsq/9999_guaranteed_still_allows_it_to_technically/ (Hollow661)
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Dinosaurs with ears paint an entirely different picture.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzmvbw/dinosaurs_with_ears_paint_an_entirely_different/ (Teal_Raven)
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Dinosaurs might have had ears.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzmu97/dinosaurs_might_have_had_ears/ (Teal_Raven)
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Monarchs with a Roman numeral basically had to add a number to their username because the one they wanted was already taken

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzmry5/monarchs_with_a_roman_numeral_basically_had_to/ (N3V3RS4YG00DBY3)
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A baby's first word is the one they could pronounce correctly, not necessarily the first one they knew.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzmrvs/a_babys_first_word_is_the_one_they_could/ (X-Warlord)
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Pro Wrestling video games are more real than Pro Wrestling itself, because you have to actually hit the other guy and the winners are never pre-determined.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzmmyw/pro_wrestling_video_games_are_more_real_than_pro/ (ItchCrikkit)
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Breathing resets the timer of your body trying to kill you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzmmy9/breathing_resets_the_timer_of_your_body_trying_to/ ([deleted])
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Kings/queens with a Roman numeral basically had to add a number to their username because the one they wanted was already taken

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzmma1/kingsqueens_with_a_roman_numeral_basically_had_to/ ([deleted])
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When it’s one eye it’s winking, but when it’s one light it’s blinking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzmm83/when_its_one_eye_its_winking_but_when_its_one/ (Physicsboy2018)
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Pornhubs comment section is so wholesome because everyone had just fapped and are relaxed and cheerful

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzmlck/pornhubs_comment_section_is_so_wholesome_because/ (mdi5c0rd)
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It's so hard to think of a good idea that will make it to hot, but when you post a lot and some of them make it to hot, it seems like a random chance game at that point.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzmjre/its_so_hard_to_think_of_a_good_idea_that_will/ (guideroftheinternet)
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A lifetime seems a lot shorter when you start measuring it in summers. The average person only gets to have about 80 summers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzmja7/a_lifetime_seems_a_lot_shorter_when_you_start/ (loptopandbingo)
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the expression "wave of the future" is notably retro

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzmiqf/the_expression_wave_of_the_future_is_notably_retro/ (cubosh)
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If you like dirty talk, then your genitals are technically voice activated

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzmft9/if_you_like_dirty_talk_then_your_genitals_are/ (lovelyraegamer)
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Your nipples are older than your teeth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzmfns/your_nipples_are_older_than_your_teeth/ ([deleted])
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It’s doesn’t matter what you look like if you have no friends or family.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzmeqn/its_doesnt_matter_what_you_look_like_if_you_have/ (Everydaybadnews)
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If someone jokes about their ADD, you assume they have ADD. If someone jokes about their OCD, you assume they don't have OCD.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzmelq/if_someone_jokes_about_their_add_you_assume_they/ (Cuesportster)
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We'll ask even the most truth-worthy person to stand up when we're looking for the remote.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzmdth/well_ask_even_the_most_truthworthy_person_to/ ([deleted])
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There is nothing to be worried about the rise of cannibalistic ants or cannibalistic rats, as they only eat their own species!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzmdhb/there_is_nothing_to_be_worried_about_the_rise_of/ (JCogn)
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A boat is a water car.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzm86d/a_boat_is_a_water_car/ ([deleted])
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Beyblade is proof that anything simple can be a trend which will die down eventually

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzm4rn/beyblade_is_proof_that_anything_simple_can_be_a/ (BigNibbaDicc)
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In online classes you can pass notes without getting caught

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzm3b2/in_online_classes_you_can_pass_notes_without/ (Notweirdboi)
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R2-D2 could have told Luke he was the son of Vader as early as Episode 4

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzm39p/r2d2_could_have_told_luke_he_was_the_son_of_vader/ (BigNibbaDicc)
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Gaining fame is as hard as losing it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzm2xk/gaining_fame_is_as_hard_as_losing_it/ (BigNibbaDicc)
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Losing a limb can make you a star wars character

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzm2k5/losing_a_limb_can_make_you_a_star_wars_character/ (BigNibbaDicc)
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The fact that Life cereal gets soggy too fast is a good example of how life is too short.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzlzxi/the_fact_that_life_cereal_gets_soggy_too_fast_is/ (readyfreidrick)
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Sure > pretty sure, good > pretty good, clever > pretty clever, but please < pretty please

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzlzdd/sure_pretty_sure_good_pretty_good_clever_pretty/ (indisgice)
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The longer you are, the less likely you are to drown

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzlz9j/the_longer_you_are_the_less_likely_you_are_to/ (Alpieo69)
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your not afriad of death. your afraid there is nothing after death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzlz8w/your_not_afriad_of_death_your_afraid_there_is/ (thefuzz0422)
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People that think Drake is good probably mostly enjoy only things that are very popular.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzlz87/people_that_think_drake_is_good_probably_mostly/ (Everydaybadnews)
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there's a chance you drank your own (filtered) piss though the water treatment process

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzlwll/theres_a_chance_you_drank_your_own_filtered_piss/ (BigNibbaDicc)
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Chicken eggs are concidered the norm and are the most used while there are a lot of other options that are better

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzlu8j/chicken_eggs_are_concidered_the_norm_and_are_the/ (Dave__Microwave_)
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You’re the only person in the world that knows what you’re thinking in your head

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzlu0c/youre_the_only_person_in_the_world_that_knows/ ([deleted])
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The reason why cheaters never win is because those cheaters were caught and those that cheated well got away with it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzlt4q/the_reason_why_cheaters_never_win_is_because/ (BigNibbaDicc)
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The hageman brothers, who helped directing both the Ninjago TV series and The Lego Movie, were completely dismissed from The Lego Ninjago Movie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzlsec/the_hageman_brothers_who_helped_directing_both/ (Ender_The_BOT)
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You can't stand backwards on stairs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzlr9q/you_cant_stand_backwards_on_stairs/ (dev_tMa)
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If you’re chases by a serial killer you’re both running for your life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzlqnp/if_youre_chases_by_a_serial_killer_youre_both/ ([deleted])
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If you are chased by a serial killer, both of you are running for your life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzlpcj/if_you_are_chased_by_a_serial_killer_both_of_you/ (wengchunkn)
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"GREAT" is adorable because it's demanding us to eat by trying to intimidate us first.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzlmyh/great_is_adorable_because_its_demanding_us_to_eat/ (l0velygh0st)
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If you get 10 chicken wings at a restaurant, you could have 5 pairs of wings or 10 wings from different chickens, or any combination in between, meaning when you order chicken wings the number of chickens that died to make your meal is in a unknowable probability field.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzlm3m/if_you_get_10_chicken_wings_at_a_restaurant_you/ (Wonder_Wandering)
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Most inventions made for women were ironically invented by men and vice versa.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzll88/most_inventions_made_for_women_were_ironically/ ([deleted])
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Living off grid is fancy homelessness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzlk7b/living_off_grid_is_fancy_homelessness/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Green colored liquid dishwasher were leftovers from blue and yellow with different branding.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzljaj/green_colored_liquid_dishwasher_were_leftovers/ (youngcocosh)
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the bee movie is about beastiality

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzlj5g/the_bee_movie_is_about_beastiality/ (call_me_jr)
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You've probably slept more times on something that wasn't a bed when you were younger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzlj32/youve_probably_slept_more_times_on_something_that/ ([deleted])
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we never really talk about it, but most of us are either an odd or an even numbers kind of person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzlg40/we_never_really_talk_about_it_but_most_of_us_are/ (and_a_side_of_fries)
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If you took away half of the wealth from the 1% and gave it to the 99%, the money would eventually go back to the pockets of the 1%.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzldsi/if_you_took_away_half_of_the_wealth_from_the_1/ (vikidns)
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In part thanks to mothers who gave warm hugs and kisses, some men became well adjusted individuals who went to outer space

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzldg6/in_part_thanks_to_mothers_who_gave_warm_hugs_and/ (Comar31)
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If someone asked Ted Bundy what his body count was, he would probably have the same answer for both meanings of the question

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzldeb/if_someone_asked_ted_bundy_what_his_body_count/ (roshangg13)
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Squirrels eat the way Cookie Monster devours cookies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzld5w/squirrels_eat_the_way_cookie_monster_devours/ (RexTheHumanTripod)
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Even though elders who are 70+ years old aren't supposed to drive, some of them have full access to nuclear weapons.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzlb1h/even_though_elders_who_are_70_years_old_arent/ (Username1392)
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The dub version of JoJo's Bizzare Adventure Stardust crusaders is actually more accurate than the subbed version.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzlafz/the_dub_version_of_jojos_bizzare_adventure/ (N0BL3YT)
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Aliens use earth sea to hidden stuff, that's why there's a lot of videos of UFO's coming out of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzla6u/aliens_use_earth_sea_to_hidden_stuff_thats_why/ ([deleted])
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FLICK looks like FUCK

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzl4j3/flick_looks_like_fuck/ (ShankKunt42)
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You would change your own future if you knew the future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzl3lk/you_would_change_your_own_future_if_you_knew_the/ (Lemonum)
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如果玛 丽有婴 儿耶稣， 而耶稣是上帝的羔羊……那么 玛丽真的有一 只小羊羔。

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzl2m7/如果玛_丽有婴_儿耶稣_而耶稣是上帝的羔羊那么_玛丽真的有一_只小羊羔/ (BigNibbaDicc)
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It’s likely that Peach wasn’t being kidnapped and rather Mario was being cucked by Bowser

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzl112/its_likely_that_peach_wasnt_being_kidnapped_and/ (Drunken_Drongo)
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Humans have such a good memory for textures, that we almost know what it feels like to lick anything in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzl0er/humans_have_such_a_good_memory_for_textures_that/ (BondiBerry)
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You have a big toe, but not a big finger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzkyn7/you_have_a_big_toe_but_not_a_big_finger/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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With genetic engineering, we could get our bodies to invest energy into muscle tissue rather than fat and make fat easier disposable when consumed too much

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzkxpx/with_genetic_engineering_we_could_get_our_bodies/ (Sora_hishoku)
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Cannibalism can solve hunger and overpopulation problems.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzkui3/cannibalism_can_solve_hunger_and_overpopulation/ ([deleted])
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We have all held a world record at one point for being the youngest person alive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzksy5/we_have_all_held_a_world_record_at_one_point_for/ ([deleted])
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A blind person has never seen a deaf person, and a deaf person has never heard of a blind person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzksna/a_blind_person_has_never_seen_a_deaf_person_and_a/ (drater29)
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The most effective diet is having a pretty girl move in next door.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzkr4b/the_most_effective_diet_is_having_a_pretty_girl/ ([deleted])
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Being a smartass only works when nobody is watching.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzkr3p/being_a_smartass_only_works_when_nobody_is/ (Pordilos)
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One of the most disgusting things is stepping on a patch of cold water while taking a hot shower.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzkp32/one_of_the_most_disgusting_things_is_stepping_on/ (Kenchilius)
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The hole on a tube of toothpaste is way too big.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzkowz/the_hole_on_a_tube_of_toothpaste_is_way_too_big/ ([deleted])
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An actor's job is to pretend he's not an actor

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzkm6c/an_actors_job_is_to_pretend_hes_not_an_actor/ ([deleted])
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It is completely acceptable that we shit our pants for the first two years of our lives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzkjxs/it_is_completely_acceptable_that_we_shit_our/ ([deleted])
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Since the universe was created 13.8 billion years ago, and matter cannot be created or destroyed, we are all 13.8 billion years old

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzkjtu/since_the_universe_was_created_138_billion_years/ (stonks_420)
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You are the only one who knows how to make yourself suffer the most.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzkidm/you_are_the_only_one_who_knows_how_to_make/ (llatemeurT)
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Our eyes are so fast it cannot move smoothly unless you are looking at something that is moving.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzkgx5/our_eyes_are_so_fast_it_cannot_move_smoothly/ (dudewhereismycar0013)
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Throwing ballons full of coloured powder at a RiOt shield would not only make them less effective but add lots of lovely colour to such a grim world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzkgs8/throwing_ballons_full_of_coloured_powder_at_a/ (jasoneill23)
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Elephants are big hippopotamus with a dick on it's face and Camels are donkeys with a single boob on it's back

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzkg4k/elephants_are_big_hippopotamus_with_a_dick_on_its/ ([deleted])
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Looking at the inner most corners of a drawing of a square on a piece of paper will cause the cube to appear differently.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzkfg0/looking_at_the_inner_most_corners_of_a_drawing_of/ (Anormalatom)
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It's difficult to reach woman's heart because of two reasons.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzkf2z/its_difficult_to_reach_womans_heart_because_of/ (neelothpal-vipparla)
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Every year there is your conception anniversary and you don't even know about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzkbt1/every_year_there_is_your_conception_anniversary/ (crakoZ)
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In the world of Avatar, Aang must have been the first and best fartbender

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzkb4o/in_the_world_of_avatar_aang_must_have_been_the/ ([deleted])
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Whenever an ant is flicked it experiences teleportation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzkao4/whenever_an_ant_is_flicked_it_experiences/ (naanoso)
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Everyone is somewhere on every scale for everything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzk6yo/everyone_is_somewhere_on_every_scale_for/ (Iownix)
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Once starlink finishes you will never need a data plan on your phone again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzk5di/once_starlink_finishes_you_will_never_need_a_data/ ([deleted])
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Scooby doo is a great Dane. In the shows, we see shaggy, velma, daphne, and fred all run at the same pace as scooby. Great Danes run at a speed of 30 mph. The mystery gang have thighs of steel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzk4ih/scooby_doo_is_a_great_dane_in_the_shows_we_see/ (longestneckgiraffe)
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You can refer to a past version of you as your “old self” and your “young self”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzk1o0/you_can_refer_to_a_past_version_of_you_as_your/ (HiimPlectrum)
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Live long enough and you will have a pile of things that once belonged to people who died

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzk04f/live_long_enough_and_you_will_have_a_pile_of/ (j0hnk50)
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Palpatine was the only one to expect the Spanish inquisition.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzjz9c/palpatine_was_the_only_one_to_expect_the_spanish/ (usernamechecksaut)
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Deaf people feel music in their soul if it's loud enough to feel it in their sole.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzjyv8/deaf_people_feel_music_in_their_soul_if_its_loud/ (cantaloupe_elope)
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We're lucky we have a number system based on only ten digits unlike in the chinese language way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzjyj7/were_lucky_we_have_a_number_system_based_on_only/ (neelothpal-vipparla)
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Whenever Transformers fight and they transform afterwards, their transformation form shows no signs of damage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzjv1x/whenever_transformers_fight_and_they_transform/ (Lord_Korvus)
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One day, you'll imagine a scenario from your past life perfectly but you wouldn't notice it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzjmjg/one_day_youll_imagine_a_scenario_from_your_past/ (XxCatGodXx)
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Ever wondered why we have 10 original numbers and not more or less. Maybe because the guy who designed numbers had 10 fingers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzjm84/ever_wondered_why_we_have_10_original_numbers_and/ (youruncke)
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Bicycling to Lacrimosa from Mozart's Requiem makes you feel like you're being chased through ancient halls by a gaggle of angry bishops.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzjl55/bicycling_to_lacrimosa_from_mozarts_requiem_makes/ (apairofpetducks)
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Obese people must have really strong muscles from all the weight they carry around all day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzjkph/obese_people_must_have_really_strong_muscles_from/ (ThanosPanther)
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Marriage is a business contract disguised as a declaration of love

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzjgzj/marriage_is_a_business_contract_disguised_as_a/ (justcallmedudedude)
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A piece of paper is a rectangular prism

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzjf0t/a_piece_of_paper_is_a_rectangular_prism/ (crusade_jerusalem)
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It has become acceptable to wear a mask in stores

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzjdbv/it_has_become_acceptable_to_wear_a_mask_in_stores/ (gabzlel)
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Tails are such a weird ass concept especially for dogs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzjd2f/tails_are_such_a_weird_ass_concept_especially_for/ (GoneAtomic)
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We can't see darkness, only the lack of light.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzj9ol/we_cant_see_darkness_only_the_lack_of_light/ (dum_skit)
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No matter how hard you try, you can not imagine a completely clear background.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzj5q4/no_matter_how_hard_you_try_you_can_not_imagine_a/ (Phoenix3257)
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Maybe The Reason Why Some Flys Follow And Annoy You Is Because You Might Have Accidentally Tamed It.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzj3hq/maybe_the_reason_why_some_flys_follow_and_annoy/ (MichiMichu)
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If the infinity gauntlet wiped half of all life, how were so many people on Earth affected? Surely 7,000,000,000 is a minute fraction of the universe and would have easily avoided being affected.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gziytj/if_the_infinity_gauntlet_wiped_half_of_all_life/ (djmonkeypants07)
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Music doesn't have ratings and nobody has really noticed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gziwm1/music_doesnt_have_ratings_and_nobody_has_really/ (Woooshed_boi)
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You can outsmart a polygraph test by rephrasing the question to your liking in your head then answering so technically you're not lying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gziwig/you_can_outsmart_a_polygraph_test_by_rephrasing/ (fantasticfoxz)
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In 100 years all of your group chats will just be silent forever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gziwhe/in_100_years_all_of_your_group_chats_will_just_be/ (villanegg)
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Airbenders can breathe manually.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzitgv/airbenders_can_breathe_manually/ (Me_for_Pewds)
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People on Phone give more Updoots than people on Computer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzitbk/people_on_phone_give_more_updoots_than_people_on/ (ArisOats44)
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If you put 'er' at the end of any verb, you will find it's very likely an occupation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gziqzh/if_you_put_er_at_the_end_of_any_verb_you_will/ (ThatwasWholesome)
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The darkness in a room at night is technically the roof’s shadow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzip9n/the_darkness_in_a_room_at_night_is_technically/ (spider-piggy)
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An architecht's dream is an engineer's worst nightmare

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzimsq/an_architechts_dream_is_an_engineers_worst/ (gid__rainey)
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If Sprite came out with a caffeinated version of the original they would see a massive increase in sales.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzilif/if_sprite_came_out_with_a_caffeinated_version_of/ ([deleted])
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We went from riding around on horses and wagons to landing on the moon in less than a century.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzij6n/we_went_from_riding_around_on_horses_and_wagons/ (JadeDragonTait)
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Dating and casual meet-up apps have made it possible for a plumber playing Mario Bros to get the girl in real life faster than Mario can trying to clear the level in the game.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzihym/dating_and_casual_meetup_apps_have_made_it/ ([deleted])
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There's probably someone doing your lifelong dream without even knowing it, or caring.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzihfs/theres_probably_someone_doing_your_lifelong_dream/ (Nienel)
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As "no one expects the Spanish inquisition" becomes famous, everyone starts expecting it and it wouldn't be much of a surprise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzigjm/as_no_one_expects_the_spanish_inquisition_becomes/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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Dragons could have existed if they were so common no one wrote about them and their bones decomposed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzifk3/dragons_could_have_existed_if_they_were_so_common/ (DOS2_Beast)
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Chances are, you're not ugly, you're just not your own type.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gziek8/chances_are_youre_not_ugly_youre_just_not_your/ (dadscondombrokelmao)
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It is impossible to do nothing for 30 seconds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzie30/it_is_impossible_to_do_nothing_for_30_seconds/ (TrollNelson117)
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Saying "Rest in Peace" is also another way of saying to someone to sleep well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzic1y/saying_rest_in_peace_is_also_another_way_of/ (MadDany94)
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The first proof that you exist is a test confirming your existence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzib4y/the_first_proof_that_you_exist_is_a_test/ (ItsJustJosh00)
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If a "For Dummies" book didn't work for you then maybe you're not a dummy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzia2z/if_a_for_dummies_book_didnt_work_for_you_then/ (jaypat32)
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Mail truck drivers probably try and get in the wrong side of their cars more than anyone else

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzi7e5/mail_truck_drivers_probably_try_and_get_in_the/ (pussmonster69)
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All we are is a chapter in a book that hasn’t been written yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzi1us/all_we_are_is_a_chapter_in_a_book_that_hasnt_been/ (Paydirt18)
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Opera glasses are really only small binoculars on a stick

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzi1p2/opera_glasses_are_really_only_small_binoculars_on/ (123glaceon)
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Life is the only game where no one but you can tell if you're a winner or a loser

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzi10x/life_is_the_only_game_where_no_one_but_you_can/ (KaptainZulu)
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People who watch videos on their phone on speaker mode at full volume outdoors have read "A subtle art of not giving a fuck" 250 times.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzi0xs/people_who_watch_videos_on_their_phone_on_speaker/ ([deleted])
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Pretty people who only do stuff for attention are looked down on, but so much culture and entertainment has been produced by people who wanted attention, but since they weren’t pleasant to just look at, they figured out ways to be entertaining to look at.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzi0hx/pretty_people_who_only_do_stuff_for_attention_are/ (BandaidPuppet)
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Body cam videos showing abuse; that results in arrests and prison sentences - would start to diffuse everything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzi00m/body_cam_videos_showing_abuse_that_results_in/ (skipperblame)
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There is a chance you could have used the same utensil twice at a restaurant at different times

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzhwbj/there_is_a_chance_you_could_have_used_the_same/ (LifeMeUp)
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Fast food has gotten slower over the years because there are a lot more options on the menu, leading the person in front of you to have prolonged negotiations with themselves on deciding what their gut wants.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzhuvf/fast_food_has_gotten_slower_over_the_years/ ([deleted])
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If all musicians in a band play their instruments on the off-beat then there isn't an off-beat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzhulr/if_all_musicians_in_a_band_play_their_instruments/ (Onbeskoffie)
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You'd be really motivated if the weight you lost went to someone you don't like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzhtvv/youd_be_really_motivated_if_the_weight_you_lost/ (2040009)
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If you are afraid of Bacteria, You haven't seen inside you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzhsp1/if_you_are_afraid_of_bacteria_you_havent_seen/ (TejaTanikella)
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You have the choice to be an asshole or not, but you will always have an asshole no matter what.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzhrmr/you_have_the_choice_to_be_an_asshole_or_not_but/ (0ne_Guyy)
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Tee times and tea times are both pastimes of the wealthy and sophisticated but have nothing to do with each other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzhrdr/tee_times_and_tea_times_are_both_pastimes_of_the/ (mcreedbraton)
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There is a point in the life of a candy where its taste gives the utmost pleasure before it vanishes into nothing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzhpv5/there_is_a_point_in_the_life_of_a_candy_where_its/ (scarypotatochips)
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You can set a second alarm for an hour before you actually need to wake up so that every day you get to feel like you have an extra hour to sleep in

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzhmeu/you_can_set_a_second_alarm_for_an_hour_before_you/ (SwordOfSierra)
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We get goosebumps while listening to music because the music had similar feelings of what you're imagining.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzhm3w/we_get_goosebumps_while_listening_to_music/ (DontWooshMeGay)
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We often see remakes of popular movies, but we never see ‘rewrites’ of popular novels.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzhm1p/we_often_see_remakes_of_popular_movies_but_we/ (Rydenan)
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The person who said to chew your food 32 times before you swallow is clearly not human

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzhlcd/the_person_who_said_to_chew_your_food_32_times/ ([deleted])
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If you didn't move physically while playing a Racing game, You're not even playing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzhkpd/if_you_didnt_move_physically_while_playing_a/ (TejaTanikella)
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Sleeping is a prime example of 'fake it till you make it'.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzhkhn/sleeping_is_a_prime_example_of_fake_it_till_you/ ([deleted])
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Half the population sits/squats and wipes their ass while the others stand and scoop like a monkey.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzhjrs/half_the_population_sitssquats_and_wipes_their/ (GreasyWendigo)
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Anything that lives underwater has never tried something crispy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzhiu4/anything_that_lives_underwater_has_never_tried/ (Tiqonn)
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If most people were left handed we would all probably write sentences from right to left.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzhi5k/if_most_people_were_left_handed_we_would_all/ (craftsman7567)
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People who look like assholes, generally make a pretty good first impression of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzhhmb/people_who_look_like_assholes_generally_make_a/ ([deleted])
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Being up for something is the same as being down for something

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzhfq5/being_up_for_something_is_the_same_as_being_down/ (Chubbbb12345)
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After that traumatic experience as a teenager, George McFly probably developed a pathological hate of metal music.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzhex3/after_that_traumatic_experience_as_a_teenager/ (Wubwubber)
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we might not exist how we think we do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzhebj/we_might_not_exist_how_we_think_we_do/ (Icy_Layer)
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Some day, your future children will probably ask you what a small business was after they just finish ordering something on Amazon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzhdno/some_day_your_future_children_will_probably_ask/ ([deleted])
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It isn’t training cops, it’s qualifying the people that are applying to be cops in the first place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzhd0k/it_isnt_training_cops_its_qualifying_the_people/ (spin_me_again)
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Ooohh! Oh! Ahh! Shit! Why the fuck is the cold water on s- ...ahhhhhhh there it is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzhbs0/ooohh_oh_ahh_shit_why_the_fuck_is_the_cold_water/ ([deleted])
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There’s probably someone out there that’s good enough with a sniper to have quickscoped someone in a real gunfight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzh86m/theres_probably_someone_out_there_thats_good/ (ChocolateChipRookie1)
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we are good at giving advice and making decisions for others but suck at it when it comes to ourselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzh79p/we_are_good_at_giving_advice_and_making_decisions/ (Fast_nd_curious)
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Theoretically, if every animal teamed up against us, it’s over for us Homo Sapiens.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzh3p4/theoretically_if_every_animal_teamed_up_against/ ([deleted])
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If we can "bust a load" and "fire blanks", that would make pulling out a form of trigger discipline.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzh1ba/if_we_can_bust_a_load_and_fire_blanks_that_would/ (Black_Lister)
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If you spell taco cat backwards then it’s still taco cat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzgyoi/if_you_spell_taco_cat_backwards_then_its_still/ (Infinite-Ideas)
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All these websites asking you to accept cookies are conditioning people to accept anything on entry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzgu5u/all_these_websites_asking_you_to_accept_cookies/ (BlackPresident)
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It is strange that Mickey Mouse is afraid of mouses when he is a mouse himself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzgu57/it_is_strange_that_mickey_mouse_is_afraid_of/ ([deleted])
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Shoulders are to arms what butt is to legs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzgu3e/shoulders_are_to_arms_what_butt_is_to_legs/ ([deleted])
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If Wolverine got diabetes, his wounds would heal like a regular man

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzgsnu/if_wolverine_got_diabetes_his_wounds_would_heal/ (robertux)
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Food for thought: the most frightening monster is not the one who consumes you. The most frightening monster is the one who forces you to consume it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzgr0g/food_for_thought_the_most_frightening_monster_is/ (Neiot)
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Teachers are like children cartoon characters, they ask you a question and answer it themselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzgqr1/teachers_are_like_children_cartoon_characters/ (NLJ98)
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Changing the word ‘make’ to ‘save’ in the saying “you have to spend money to make money” would better society and in turn the individual rather than just the latter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzgqdr/changing_the_word_make_to_save_in_the_saying_you/ ([deleted])
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Kinda seems like these “bad apples” aren’t falling far from the tree.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzgq8l/kinda_seems_like_these_bad_apples_arent_falling/ (tom_is_the_bomb)
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Super heroes probably can’t see through their own laser eyes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzgmbx/super_heroes_probably_cant_see_through_their_own/ (0verlyEnthusiastic)
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In toy story universe, there are no ghost or possessed dolls. Chucky, Annabelle, the haunting toys are all just serial killer toys.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzgl0a/in_toy_story_universe_there_are_no_ghost_or/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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Since matter cannot move without force. Taking anything in any way is technically takinng it by force.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzgk0j/since_matter_cannot_move_without_force_taking/ (Cactusisawesome)
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Using you’re phone while taking a dump is oddly more relaxing than using your phone in bed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzgj2x/using_youre_phone_while_taking_a_dump_is_oddly/ (CallumDudo)
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Google mars will be a thing in the next few years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzgifp/google_mars_will_be_a_thing_in_the_next_few_years/ (JDbaseball17)
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Entertaining someone is technically unproductive job but since it increases the productivity or motivation of Productive people, it becomes Productive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzghgw/entertaining_someone_is_technically_unproductive/ (ikartikeya)
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Dinosaurs became useful after they died

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzghcf/dinosaurs_became_useful_after_they_died/ (StephIschoZen)
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Classical music is only used ironically in movies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzge4i/classical_music_is_only_used_ironically_in_movies/ (IAmNotBroccoli)
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The most embarrassing moment is you are vibing in your room thinking no body is watching and suddenly your dad enters the room and you don’t stop your shit suddenly but slow down a little bit and gradually stop so that it doesn’t get awkward

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzgdty/the_most_embarrassing_moment_is_you_are_vibing_in/ ([deleted])
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Good writing need not be formal, but bad informal writing seems worse than bad formal writing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzgbx6/good_writing_need_not_be_formal_but_bad_informal/ (chaise_longue)
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If trees are living things than many houses are made of corpses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzgbni/if_trees_are_living_things_than_many_houses_are/ (nimitz12)
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Millennial success stories would best be described as Ramen to Riches stories.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzg9ti/millennial_success_stories_would_best_be/ (delitskinnedmexican)
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Dogs probably think that gamers are talking to themselves when talking into their mic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzg8xy/dogs_probably_think_that_gamers_are_talking_to/ (astronplays)
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5’11 sounds worlds shorter than 6’0 even though it’s only a one inch difference.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzg7bw/511_sounds_worlds_shorter_than_60_even_though_its/ (KingAsgoreJr)
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If your Dad works for the postal service, the postman really is doing your mum.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzg6ck/if_your_dad_works_for_the_postal_service_the/ (RabidBat)
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Prostitution might be the only profession where less experienced ones get paid higher than the more experienced ones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzg5wh/prostitution_might_be_the_only_profession_where/ (seesakogoli)
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Ariel from “the little mermaid” was the biggest simp as she changed species for a man.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzg4nm/ariel_from_the_little_mermaid_was_the_biggest/ (DaMastarOfZaBate)
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Fat is your muscle’s jacket

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzg2gp/fat_is_your_muscles_jacket/ (Random_Rhapsody)
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Apple making a commercial for its phone with the alarm going off makes you want nothing to do with it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzg1zh/apple_making_a_commercial_for_its_phone_with_the/ (Opiated102)
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Nothing has changed since we evolved we still fling shit at one another’s cliques.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzg1ni/nothing_has_changed_since_we_evolved_we_still/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Something you are searching for is always gonna be in the last place you look for it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzg10q/something_you_are_searching_for_is_always_gonna/ (North_Paw_5323)
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All of us can be a good history teacher in 2035

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzg0y0/all_of_us_can_be_a_good_history_teacher_in_2035/ (randomuser420_69)
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You can never tell if TOY STORY is true or wrong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzfztt/you_can_never_tell_if_toy_story_is_true_or_wrong/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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Hershey chocolate bars are Hershey Kisses with less work

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzfydr/hershey_chocolate_bars_are_hershey_kisses_with/ (AKGeek)
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Girls can be bros,bros can be girls

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzfy8a/girls_can_be_brosbros_can_be_girls/ (downatdabeachboi)
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The sound of a fart doesn't necessarily come from your butt cheeks. Dogs, a visibly cheekless creature, can still manage to squeak out some brassy little toots.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzfy87/the_sound_of_a_fart_doesnt_necessarily_come_from/ (sleezewad)
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Everything you feel phisically is pain, no matter how small it is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzfxje/everything_you_feel_phisically_is_pain_no_matter/ ([deleted])
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If avocado translates to testicle in whatever language the word originated from, and if guacamole is testicle juice, then when we harvest avocados we literally rip the balls off of a tree. And the seed of the testicle is used to make more trees with testicles that we rip off whenever they're mature

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzfwwy/if_avocado_translates_to_testicle_in_whatever/ (LazertheRedditer)
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When you're middle class, you supposedly have enough money that you don't need financial aid but you're actually too poor to afford full price.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzfwso/when_youre_middle_class_you_supposedly_have/ ([deleted])
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The amount of British children's stories that involve a child stumbling into an unknown land and immediately being embraced as the leader really says a lot about their history of "colonialism".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzfw60/the_amount_of_british_childrens_stories_that/ (riphitter)
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If you wake up at 5AM you are considered as an early riser. Before that it seems you have trouble sleeping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzfuq6/if_you_wake_up_at_5am_you_are_considered_as_an/ (CyberSoldier76)
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The more you know the lyrics of the song "Never gonna give you up" shows how much you have been rick rolled

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzfsyq/the_more_you_know_the_lyrics_of_the_song_never/ (BunnyWan4life)
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I've never seen a mentally challenged person drunk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzfrj2/ive_never_seen_a_mentally_challenged_person_drunk/ (combatchris)
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We teach kids never to take candy from a stranger but send them out one night a year to take as much candy from as many strangers as possible

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzfr73/we_teach_kids_never_to_take_candy_from_a_stranger/ ([deleted])
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Whoever first figured out how to consistently make beer thousands of years ago must’ve been seen as some kind of shaman who could give you a magical elixir.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzfqny/whoever_first_figured_out_how_to_consistently/ (LaChuteQuiMarche)
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The Internet has already heard your problems

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzfqm8/the_internet_has_already_heard_your_problems/ ([deleted])
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Maybe we haven’t seen life on other planets because the life there is invisible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzfpia/maybe_we_havent_seen_life_on_other_planets/ (KingAsgoreJr)
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Wearing two gloves instead of one in public is the difference between looking like someone who wants to limit transmission and someone giving colonoscopies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzfpbm/wearing_two_gloves_instead_of_one_in_public_is/ (nobunseedsplease)
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Everyone was at one point the youngest person alive however almost no one lives long enough to become the oldest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzfnyw/everyone_was_at_one_point_the_youngest_person/ ([deleted])
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There could be an entire race of invisible people that we don’t know about.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzfnxa/there_could_be_an_entire_race_of_invisible_people/ (KingAsgoreJr)
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If ancient people just minded their own business our history lesson will be so much easier

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzfnmp/if_ancient_people_just_minded_their_own_business/ ([deleted])
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You can learn more about a person by seeing their playlist as opposed to seeing their birth certificate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzfnep/you_can_learn_more_about_a_person_by_seeing_their/ (Jackvishs)
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Tinder shouldn't have likes and dislikes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzfmrk/tinder_shouldnt_have_likes_and_dislikes/ (Eamondoh)
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Our ancestors probably slept at 7pm, and only when we had more stuff to do did sleeping past 8pm become a norm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzfkos/our_ancestors_probably_slept_at_7pm_and_only_when/ (WoodenPiano)
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We know a lot more about some animals than they know about themselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzfiz8/we_know_a_lot_more_about_some_animals_than_they/ (OnionRights)
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The real world is way less messed up than we see, but also way more messed up than we see.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzfiyl/the_real_world_is_way_less_messed_up_than_we_see/ (pondysthecoolest)
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Anti-dandruff shampoos always have the prettiest colors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzfipg/antidandruff_shampoos_always_have_the_prettiest/ (Cynical-Loner)
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We are beating the penguins 6:1 at continent control.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzfhny/we_are_beating_the_penguins_61_at_continent/ (Ak171)
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Dan + Shay weren't really speechless being they sang a whole song about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzfhe4/dan_shay_werent_really_speechless_being_they_sang/ (PurpleFlame8)
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Blocking roads and throwing stuff at people/buildings does not send an effective message towards ending racial injustice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzfhcg/blocking_roads_and_throwing_stuff_at/ ([deleted])
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If you take a shit and someone asks how it went you can reply “pretty solid,” telling them the consistency of the shit and that you had a good experience in the same breath.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzfh32/if_you_take_a_shit_and_someone_asks_how_it_went/ (brassmonkey7)
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Would pulling out be considered another form of trigger discipline?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzfgd0/would_pulling_out_be_considered_another_form_of/ (Black_Lister)
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Expecting someone to remember what you told them whilst they were sleeping is setting yourself up for failure.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzffs7/expecting_someone_to_remember_what_you_told_them/ (KingAsgoreJr)
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It’s always easier to destroy something that it is to create it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzff35/its_always_easier_to_destroy_something_that_it_is/ (BigSaltDeluxe)
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We know more about animals than animals know about themselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzfc5y/we_know_more_about_animals_than_animals_know/ (OnionRights)
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Maybe the bad dreams we have are made up of the fears we have in our minds. That is why they do not make a lot of sense, just like most of our fears.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzfb8u/maybe_the_bad_dreams_we_have_are_made_up_of_the/ (untamed_potato)
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Scoffing is slowly moving from a "t" sound to a "ch" sound

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzf9v4/scoffing_is_slowly_moving_from_a_t_sound_to_a_ch/ (I-failed-my-classes)
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Oppenheimer indirectly created hentai.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzf7o7/oppenheimer_indirectly_created_hentai/ (MustyDig40230149)
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saying “based on” and “based off” get confused so often even though on/off are direct opposites

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzf7g5/saying_based_on_and_based_off_get_confused_so/ (IDislikeBabyYoda)
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In movies, magic spells are always in an ancient language, so when the spells were made they were just saying regular stuff like "fireball" or "turn into a dragon"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzf70m/in_movies_magic_spells_are_always_in_an_ancient/ (DebatingBoar526)
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In ten years, the kids from Stranger Things will probably still be cast in roles as teenagers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzf6h6/in_ten_years_the_kids_from_stranger_things_will/ (issapenguin)
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You are incorrect if you think something is correct when it’s actually incorrect, but correct in the sense that you are incorrect

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzf6gi/you_are_incorrect_if_you_think_something_is/ (hilts77)
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Grandpa Rents is to Grandparents as Mans Laughter is to Manslaughter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzf454/grandpa_rents_is_to_grandparents_as_mans_laughter/ ([deleted])
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5 0 Shades of Gray is technically a graphic novel

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzezw9/5_0_shades_of_gray_is_technically_a_graphic_novel/ ([deleted])
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If people with sleep problems would just travel to the part of the world that correlates best with their sleep pattern, then they wouldn’t have any problems

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzewr4/if_people_with_sleep_problems_would_just_travel/ (guminhyeok)
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You never see a zombie in a suit in video games, tv shows and movies... Even though that's what most people are buried in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzewgr/you_never_see_a_zombie_in_a_suit_in_video_games/ (betrayedof52z)
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We’ve never seen the Statue of Liberty in the process of changing color because cameras could only capture black and white photos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzetqx/weve_never_seen_the_statue_of_liberty_in_the/ (Hydracorvus)
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Video games make parents more aggressive than their kids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzet13/video_games_make_parents_more_aggressive_than/ (DevonWhiteTurnUp)
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The moon is the only place where water is more valuable than gold.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzes53/the_moon_is_the_only_place_where_water_is_more/ (dascatmeow)
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Oreos are panda themed cookies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzerh7/oreos_are_panda_themed_cookies/ (SelfishEnd)
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When Chuck Norris dies, it's going to be hard as hell to convince people it happened.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzer21/when_chuck_norris_dies_its_going_to_be_hard_as/ (Vandal247)
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Technically most times your first try is also your last try

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzeqjn/technically_most_times_your_first_try_is_also/ (consumes_candles)
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People killing themselves wanted to end their pain, not their lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzeos4/people_killing_themselves_wanted_to_end_their/ ([deleted])
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Songs getting stuck in your head is the perfect embodiment of the disconnect between the brain and the mind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzeona/songs_getting_stuck_in_your_head_is_the_perfect/ (wheinz2)
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Whenever the world map changes, all other maps become rare collector's edition items.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzentx/whenever_the_world_map_changes_all_other_maps/ (MuffinMan447)
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The majority of people might never experience true silence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzenb5/the_majority_of_people_might_never_experience/ (Creepy_Face_Thing)
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Tangerine is the superior orange flavor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzelo6/tangerine_is_the_superior_orange_flavor/ (JadedJubilee)
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If nobody pays their tax dollars, there will be no prison to go to for tax evasion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzek02/if_nobody_pays_their_tax_dollars_there_will_be_no/ (SirSquidiotic)
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There is a person out in the world who was getting to someone and that someone died . They assumed they got ghosted and weirdly they are right.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzejm7/there_is_a_person_out_in_the_world_who_was/ (idontknowifthatsmart)
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Shuffling a deck of cards is only useful if people have some prior knowledge of the cards before they were shuffled

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzeihq/shuffling_a_deck_of_cards_is_only_useful_if/ (fuckanus2)
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Pizza rolls are savory gushers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzehcn/pizza_rolls_are_savory_gushers/ ([deleted])
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There's nothing right or wrong, just consequences.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzeh6y/theres_nothing_right_or_wrong_just_consequences/ ([deleted])
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The word 'palindrome' is not a palindrome, however, the phobia of palindromes 'aibohphobia' is a palindrome.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzegae/the_word_palindrome_is_not_a_palindrome_however/ (Jeery_Judge)
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In a restaurant that requires shirt and shoes, you can essentially walk in without anything else on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzeg57/in_a_restaurant_that_requires_shirt_and_shoes_you/ (SirSquidiotic)
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It’s so annoying when you have to get out of the bed quickly but you can’t because of that boner and you have to sit there for like 10 mins or sometimes even more

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzeg4k/its_so_annoying_when_you_have_to_get_out_of_the/ (Amitpande__)
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Somewhere in history there exists a person who has taken the longest shit ever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzef2u/somewhere_in_history_there_exists_a_person_who/ (Bloo_berry)
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In reality, no heroes wear capes. That's just weird.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzeeuz/in_reality_no_heroes_wear_capes_thats_just_weird/ (Meatwise)
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Coffee is way better when it is pulp free

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzecux/coffee_is_way_better_when_it_is_pulp_free/ (permabuIl)
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Humans are technically amphibious

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzecoa/humans_are_technically_amphibious/ (d_handsoap)
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characters in star wars that are from the dark side are emos with oversized glow sticks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzechq/characters_in_star_wars_that_are_from_the_dark/ (MCbombdropper)
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“Happy Birthday” is the one song no body gets stuck in their head.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzebht/happy_birthday_is_the_one_song_no_body_gets_stuck/ ([deleted])
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“Happy Birthday” is the one song no gets stuck in their head.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzeaud/happy_birthday_is_the_one_song_no_gets_stuck_in/ ([deleted])
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Mickey mouse is a furry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzeann/mickey_mouse_is_a_furry/ (TheStarTamer)
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There is no way a lady author happens upon and helps solve 264 murders and no one stops to think something doesn't add up. Murder She Wrote? Murder: She Did It!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gze9rq/there_is_no_way_a_lady_author_happens_upon_and/ (wilkc)
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If ever there were an anti-Darwin Award, Genghis Khan surely would’ve been a winner

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gze89w/if_ever_there_were_an_antidarwin_award_genghis/ (DrEchoMD)
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Sunlight can cause skin cancer. We basically live on a planet where going outside for too long can lead to death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gze847/sunlight_can_cause_skin_cancer_we_basically_live/ (Diperdoo)
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Every state has its own well know statewide supermarket , but people living in separate states can’t relate to each others local supermarkets despite being almost identical.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gze71o/every_state_has_its_own_well_know_statewide/ (Solid2FPS)
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Some guy had the idea of tricking somebody into listening to a random 80s pop song and everyone just stuck with it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gze4id/some_guy_had_the_idea_of_tricking_somebody_into/ (AGroupofThisIsCalled)
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A red-tailed hawk sounds more like an eagle than an eagle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gze3x8/a_redtailed_hawk_sounds_more_like_an_eagle_than/ (roastedtoperfection)
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People that slap mosquitoes live life with mosquito needles inside them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gze3is/people_that_slap_mosquitoes_live_life_with/ (freetreeseed)
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We largely base what we feed our pets on how good it sounds to us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gze3i5/we_largely_base_what_we_feed_our_pets_on_how_good/ (QuagmireBS)
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Boone's Farm is the true gateway drug

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gze2n5/boones_farm_is_the_true_gateway_drug/ (Seedpound)
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Has it ever occurred to you that we are in the 20s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gze2je/has_it_ever_occurred_to_you_that_we_are_in_the_20s/ (ACLOCKWORKJAM)
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It turns out that that cops are the biggest thin skinned snowflakes of all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gze2dl/it_turns_out_that_that_cops_are_the_biggest_thin/ (spilt_wine)
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Ion is the new aks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gze24e/ion_is_the_new_aks/ (queefjuicer9000)
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The easiest way to kill a superhuman Cyborg is to lure them into an MRI

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gze21k/the_easiest_way_to_kill_a_superhuman_cyborg_is_to/ (supreme_intelligence)
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We all have at least once been in the same building with a dead body in it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gze1g1/we_all_have_at_least_once_been_in_the_same/ (awesomepopcorndude27)
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The first stuffed animals were probably actual stuffed animals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gze199/the_first_stuffed_animals_were_probably_actual/ (pacificindian)
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If people not picking up their phone when they don't want to talk is any evidence, a lot of people wouldn't always answer their door if it wasn't socially unacceptable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gze16e/if_people_not_picking_up_their_phone_when_they/ (Homestuck_Trash413)
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Despite its convenience, people rarely see $50 bills in daily use

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzdziq/despite_its_convenience_people_rarely_see_50/ (TheyCallMeDrAsshole)
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If you go north enough, you'll end up on south. And if you go south enough, you'll end up on north

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzdzd0/if_you_go_north_enough_youll_end_up_on_south_and/ (quantifiedlasagna)
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Nothing is the original until different forms take shape.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzdx4o/nothing_is_the_original_until_different_forms/ (FloatingPebbles)
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Hair supposed to be attached to our bodies doesn’t itch. Any hair that isn’t itches beyond measure.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzdv4f/hair_supposed_to_be_attached_to_our_bodies_doesnt/ ([deleted])
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Movie furniture has to be made by ikea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzdup0/movie_furniture_has_to_be_made_by_ikea/ (DesktopWebsite)
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Cavemen must had created forest fires before they even knew what a forest fire was.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzduh7/cavemen_must_had_created_forest_fires_before_they/ (SupaNovaDave426)
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Having a successful unpopular opinion, many will disagree

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzdu3j/having_a_successful_unpopular_opinion_many_will/ (HairballTheory)
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The wake up boner is really annoying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzdrrl/the_wake_up_boner_is_really_annoying/ ([deleted])
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The person that thought that the internet spreads misinformation, probably got that theory from the internet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzdpbv/the_person_that_thought_that_the_internet_spreads/ (medfred3)
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Students have always zoomed out of class.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzdo9i/students_have_always_zoomed_out_of_class/ (FloatingPebbles)
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As humanity has learned to build better shelters to keep ourselves safe from hazards like weather we likely also increased the lethality of tornadoes by giving them materials to throw around and by boxing ourselves in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzdnxl/as_humanity_has_learned_to_build_better_shelters/ ([deleted])
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Teachers hate Wikipedia because it has so much Information with little reading, not because it is incorrect.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzdkkg/teachers_hate_wikipedia_because_it_has_so_much/ (JohnFuckingKennedy11)
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Future GTA games could look a whole lot different if the “Abolish the Police” movement succeeds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzdjks/future_gta_games_could_look_a_whole_lot_different/ (CassiBoi)
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Most males want to be tall, yet it sucks to be tall.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzdh6p/most_males_want_to_be_tall_yet_it_sucks_to_be_tall/ (Everydaybadnews)
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the three words that sum up 2020 so far: I can't breathe!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzdge4/the_three_words_that_sum_up_2020_so_far_i_cant/ (jreaper7)
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Robots will never be perfect until they're built by another robot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzdg7c/robots_will_never_be_perfect_until_theyre_built/ (monosuperboss1)
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No one is better or worse, we’re all the same shit streak on the drawers of earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzdeza/no_one_is_better_or_worse_were_all_the_same_shit/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Crabs probably see fish like we see birds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzde6r/crabs_probably_see_fish_like_we_see_birds/ (Durty_Rick_Sanchez)
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Eating a plain bar of chocolate is probably considered to be a pretty vanilla thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzda1i/eating_a_plain_bar_of_chocolate_is_probably/ (MusicianStorm)
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The amount of people with bad breath has probably dropped drastically thanks to smelling your own breath in a face mask.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzd9qx/the_amount_of_people_with_bad_breath_has_probably/ (Balphazzar)
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Humans are the only animals who aren’t (almost) always in shape

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzd9hh/humans_are_the_only_animals_who_arent_almost/ (aaaaaaaaimnotanormie)
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Jason Bateman essentially plays the same character in Arrested Development and Ozark.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzd87y/jason_bateman_essentially_plays_the_same/ (LiquidOcelot41)
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Ignorant people believe billionaire Bill Gates is trying to track them with microchip insertions. But in reality billionaire Mark Zuckerberg is already doing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzd7x6/ignorant_people_believe_billionaire_bill_gates_is/ (YayForThrowAway)
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Medication, like pills for example, have calories in them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzd735/medication_like_pills_for_example_have_calories/ (MackenzieDiamond)
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People today look back at the 1990s in the same way that people in 1990 looked back at the 1960s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzd5os/people_today_look_back_at_the_1990s_in_the_same/ (arcsin1323)
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It is a good thing you can’t smell the other people on zoom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzd4m1/it_is_a_good_thing_you_cant_smell_the_other/ (9991em)
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Death is the only experience we can’t really share with others.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzd3ye/death_is_the_only_experience_we_cant_really_share/ (guminhyeok)
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The average gather around to watch millionaires walk down a red carpet and they don't even know we exist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzd2vf/the_average_gather_around_to_watch_millionaires/ (Deidara77)
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Everything can be considered an ad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzd0rv/everything_can_be_considered_an_ad/ (arconusred)
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Mister cleans head is all smooth, like a seal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzd0cp/mister_cleans_head_is_all_smooth_like_a_seal/ (Gary_October)
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'Service With a Smile' isn't that important anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzcyro/service_with_a_smile_isnt_that_important_anymore/ (mainse93)
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Most of the actors in Star Wars/Lord of The Rings/MCU type movies are wearing normal underwear beneath their costumes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzcy10/most_of_the_actors_in_star_warslord_of_the/ (iambeardo)
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Rick Sanchez is an irl meta-gamer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzcxr8/rick_sanchez_is_an_irl_metagamer/ (EchoItalic)
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Brooklyn Nine-Nine is gonna be weird when it comes back.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzcwwp/brooklyn_ninenine_is_gonna_be_weird_when_it_comes/ (Reggaemylitis89)
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You don’t need a bidet if you shit hard enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzcwl7/you_dont_need_a_bidet_if_you_shit_hard_enough/ (FutileSkeptic)
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Analingus gives a whole new meaning to "shit eating grin"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzcwbv/analingus_gives_a_whole_new_meaning_to_shit/ (CjMcDonald85)
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Telling someone to go fuck themselves is the rude way of saying "go masturbate"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzctlt/telling_someone_to_go_fuck_themselves_is_the_rude/ (perreeeeee)
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If there was pre nut clarity it would prevent a lot more people from making mistakes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzcpsp/if_there_was_pre_nut_clarity_it_would_prevent_a/ (Legulon)
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Rhubarb is to fruit as tomatoes are to vegetables

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzcpqb/rhubarb_is_to_fruit_as_tomatoes_are_to_vegetables/ (fats_funs)
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Reading is mental guitar hero

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzco0f/reading_is_mental_guitar_hero/ ([deleted])
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Going as Bane for Halloween might be pretty convenient.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzcn0n/going_as_bane_for_halloween_might_be_pretty/ (DrAwkward404)
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Saying someone had a glow up is the nicest way of saying they used to be ugly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzcm09/saying_someone_had_a_glow_up_is_the_nicest_way_of/ (Taylor-B-)
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puke is green in cartoons but brown irl.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzcks0/puke_is_green_in_cartoons_but_brown_irl/ (Coolpokemon962)
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Since ice is technically a mineral, water is a type of lava

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzckqs/since_ice_is_technically_a_mineral_water_is_a/ (Rhedkiex)
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Watermarks are printed with ink ...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzckny/watermarks_are_printed_with_ink/ (ahabthecrusader)
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Daphne from Scooby Doo has likely been a victim of many sexual assaults. She’s been kidnapped hundreds of times throughout the series.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzckin/daphne_from_scooby_doo_has_likely_been_a_victim/ ([deleted])
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Underwater islands are the same as underwater mountains

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzckas/underwater_islands_are_the_same_as_underwater/ (x2016nlo)
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Firemen shoot water, therefor making watermen shoot fire.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzcjb4/firemen_shoot_water_therefor_making_watermen/ ([deleted])
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The "seven year itch" happens because every seven years, our bodies have been completely refreshed with new cells.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzciom/the_seven_year_itch_happens_because_every_seven/ (EmCWolf13)
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Most of the audio that we hear was recorded at some point from a physical act, as the computer can’t create new audio out of nowhere

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzcioh/most_of_the_audio_that_we_hear_was_recorded_at/ (ItsMeAlmog)
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Your ears grow bigger as you get older, but as you get older, your hearing deteriorates

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzchno/your_ears_grow_bigger_as_you_get_older_but_as_you/ (Boneless-Corn)
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Most have a 5 o’clock shadow on their groin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzcfib/most_have_a_5_oclock_shadow_on_their_groin/ (Everydaybadnews)
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There are many things we can’t do be we have convinced ourselves that we can

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzcew1/there_are_many_things_we_cant_do_be_we_have/ (TsonK)
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If everything was taught to us in a song, like the ABC’s, we would remember it forever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzcdld/if_everything_was_taught_to_us_in_a_song_like_the/ (Rushki007)
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Technically, everyone is capable of doing perfect splits if you push them down hard enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzcdfr/technically_everyone_is_capable_of_doing_perfect/ (arcsin1323)
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It’s easier for a female to masturbate in public with a zucchini without getting caught.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzcdao/its_easier_for_a_female_to_masturbate_in_public/ (Everydaybadnews)
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Schrödinger‘s Rickroll: If you don’t click on the link, you don’t know whether it is or is not a rick roll, therefore its is simultaneously both a rick roll and not a rick roll

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzccja/schrödingers_rickroll_if_you_dont_click_on_the/ (gumiho04)
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If we divided into states that have and don't have police states, people could live like they wished for.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzc93f/if_we_divided_into_states_that_have_and_dont_have/ (BCJoey)
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Rapunzle could have junped out of her tower whenever she wanted to. If she got hurt, she couldve used her hair to fix it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzc7pa/rapunzle_could_have_junped_out_of_her_tower/ (ChocoaQueen)
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Humble People Just Know When Not To Brag

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzc5sn/humble_people_just_know_when_not_to_brag/ (BarryAllan1)
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You have no idea how many bad foods a person has to eat before you get to know them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzc5o6/you_have_no_idea_how_many_bad_foods_a_person_has/ (Everydaybadnews)
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You probably have a relative who thinks you are real cute.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzc4fg/you_probably_have_a_relative_who_thinks_you_are/ (Everydaybadnews)
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Cabbage plant is a low-key dominator of human cuisine as they span a range from brussel sprouts tiny as a marble to regular cabbages as big as a watermelon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzc31e/cabbage_plant_is_a_lowkey_dominator_of_human/ ([deleted])
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Nothing puts the "fun" in funeral.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzc2ul/nothing_puts_the_fun_in_funeral/ (DrAwkward404)
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No one is only putting their deodorant on once every 72 hours, regardless of what it says on the can.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzc25t/no_one_is_only_putting_their_deodorant_on_once/ (aWhaleOnYourBirthday)
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animals probably think its weird that we swing our arms when we walk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzc22x/animals_probably_think_its_weird_that_we_swing/ (esodrevOraguS)
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If humans had a baby pouch like a kangaroo, we wouldn't need strollers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzc1e7/if_humans_had_a_baby_pouch_like_a_kangaroo_we/ ([deleted])
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Your ghost relatives probably get a kick out of watching you masturbate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzbyo2/your_ghost_relatives_probably_get_a_kick_out_of/ (Everydaybadnews)
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You can drink almost anything out of a straw and no one would think twice. Drink a beer out of a straw, instant sociopath.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzbydz/you_can_drink_almost_anything_out_of_a_straw_and/ (abechthold)
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If you chop a tree you get wod.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzbxvq/if_you_chop_a_tree_you_get_wod/ (AlphaPotato42)
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The porn industry is very suitable for most males because they get payed to get asked to not show their faces

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzbv9x/the_porn_industry_is_very_suitable_for_most_males/ (NotYourTypicalAlpha)
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When you go for a walk, it is fun to pretend that you are standing in one place while rotating the earth beneath your feet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzbv6r/when_you_go_for_a_walk_it_is_fun_to_pretend_that/ ([deleted])
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As a kid you’re told you can learn something from anyone, but growing up experience teaches you that most people will have nothing to teach you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzbtzp/as_a_kid_youre_told_you_can_learn_something_from/ ([deleted])
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Whenever you think, you are telepathically communicating with yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzbrum/whenever_you_think_you_are_telepathically/ (wingsoverpyrrhia)
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Any cartoon can be part of someone’s entire childhood

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzbre7/any_cartoon_can_be_part_of_someones_entire/ (Pulsarial)
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A bowl of cereal is a salad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzbrbd/a_bowl_of_cereal_is_a_salad/ (mallolike)
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“Some stairs” refers to any stair case, but “the stairs” most often refers to the ones in your house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzbqz0/some_stairs_refers_to_any_stair_case_but_the/ (promatthewhd)
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Ships have round windows rather then square ones, so water dosen't hit you square in the face.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzbqal/ships_have_round_windows_rather_then_square_ones/ (Erstickt)
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People pay to advertise stuff on their cars by buying bumper stickers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzbpx3/people_pay_to_advertise_stuff_on_their_cars_by/ (RedditEffigy)
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Ladies and Gentlemen, we all are floating in space.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzbpjp/ladies_and_gentlemen_we_all_are_floating_in_space/ (boogiepop1011)
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Elevator music sounds suspiciously like 90s soft core music.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzbpir/elevator_music_sounds_suspiciously_like_90s_soft/ (SonofRobinHood)
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Your grandmother probably knows a whole bunch of positions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzbp2l/your_grandmother_probably_knows_a_whole_bunch_of/ (Everydaybadnews)
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An emergency is when urgency emerges

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzbogv/an_emergency_is_when_urgency_emerges/ (Kamichu1)
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The lyrics of Michael Jackson's Thriller are much closer to horror than thriller

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzboax/the_lyrics_of_michael_jacksons_thriller_are_much/ (sinsforbreakfast)
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Cruise ships are sardine cans, but for packaging humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzbmju/cruise_ships_are_sardine_cans_but_for_packaging/ ([deleted])
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There is no conspiracy theory regarding the direction of Earth's rotation, even though it rotates anticlockwise, when viewed from the north pole, and in the opposite direction, when viewed from the south pole.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzbmix/there_is_no_conspiracy_theory_regarding_the/ (jose628)
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Simply calling them "pink supremacists" would piss them off so much they would stop identifying with it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzbm4n/simply_calling_them_pink_supremacists_would_piss/ (gainsgoblinz)
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Lance Armstrong probably has the most famous testicle in the history of the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzbl6f/lance_armstrong_probably_has_the_most_famous/ (TimidEric)
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People that participate in spelling bees are probably unreal at crosswords.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzbkzn/people_that_participate_in_spelling_bees_are/ (Teswhaaat)
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"Bot" and "Bought" sound the same, and both can refer to someone not being genuine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzbixh/bot_and_bought_sound_the_same_and_both_can_refer/ (nhum)
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Everyone agrees males are faster and stronger than females, yet disagree differences between race

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzbi4q/everyone_agrees_males_are_faster_and_stronger/ ([deleted])
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People wear a mask when going out for safety, but still text while driving.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzbhhd/people_wear_a_mask_when_going_out_for_safety_but/ (Liteboyy)
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We lose memories but don't even realize it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzbfyq/we_lose_memories_but_dont_even_realize_it/ (Crash-Bash)
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Immagine all te comfortable sleeping positions we’d get if we didn’t need to breathe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzbfnt/immagine_all_te_comfortable_sleeping_positions/ (Pencil-lamp)
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Kitchen is a chemical lab

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzbc6f/kitchen_is_a_chemical_lab/ (Nekto_reddit)
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A person said that the middoe finger was offensive and we just went along with it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzbc0p/a_person_said_that_the_middoe_finger_was/ ([deleted])
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“No mask, no entry.” is the new “No shirt, No shoes, no service.”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzbark/no_mask_no_entry_is_the_new_no_shirt_no_shoes_no/ (WuDisciple1990)
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Cats look cuter when they have bigger eyes, and eyes get bigger in the dark. So it is incredibly difficult to see a cat at maximum cuteness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzbakp/cats_look_cuter_when_they_have_bigger_eyes_and/ (ZachVII7)
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Since part of Lord Voldemort's soul was trapped in Harry Potter as a horcrux, technically Harry Potter was his soulmate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzbaf2/since_part_of_lord_voldemorts_soul_was_trapped_in/ (cueillirlesetoiles)
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Hugs will be the most missed thing about 2019.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzba4r/hugs_will_be_the_most_missed_thing_about_2019/ (oneidamojo)
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If a car runs a red light in the movie Cars, wouldn’t that be jaywalking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzba1e/if_a_car_runs_a_red_light_in_the_movie_cars/ (Galactica_Official)
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A centaur has two ribcages.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzb9yv/a_centaur_has_two_ribcages/ ([deleted])
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Iceberg lettuce tastes like eating water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzb9ex/iceberg_lettuce_tastes_like_eating_water/ (sometime_it_be_like)
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If two people on the opposite sides of the earth drop a bread, than the earth becomes a sandwich.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzb928/if_two_people_on_the_opposite_sides_of_the_earth/ ([deleted])
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Evaluation is bias, Observation is the fairest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzb8p7/evaluation_is_bias_observation_is_the_fairest/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Joe Biden looks like an SNL cast member made up to look like the real Joe Biden.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzb8mu/joe_biden_looks_like_an_snl_cast_member_made_up/ (Redhotkitchen)
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Watching a show because you wanted to and watching a show because somebody else told you to are very different.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzb8eg/watching_a_show_because_you_wanted_to_and/ (TurtleZ1235)
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If you don't use your mind, it's going to use itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzb810/if_you_dont_use_your_mind_its_going_to_use_itself/ (inexorableskippy)
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If you show technology to someone in the past, they will think it's magic. If you show magic to someone in the future, they will think it is technology.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzb785/if_you_show_technology_to_someone_in_the_past/ (SirSquidiotic)
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Utterly useless thought of the day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzb73h/utterly_useless_thought_of_the_day/ (getit3189)
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The glass is half empty if it was emptied last, and half full if it was filled last.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzb6yn/the_glass_is_half_empty_if_it_was_emptied_last/ (UltimatumVox)
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With everything that's going on we probably won't see a normal format episode of the national evening news until March or April of next year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzb6fa/with_everything_thats_going_on_we_probably_wont/ (mrbignaughtyboy)
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Gin and tonic is the soda water of cocktail drinks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzb615/gin_and_tonic_is_the_soda_water_of_cocktail_drinks/ (ceowin)
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As kids we learned police officers were people to rely on and trust to keep us safe. Our kids will learn that police officers are people who will attack and kill you if they feel like it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzb576/as_kids_we_learned_police_officers_were_people_to/ (Dragonflames1994)
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Drinking water with a minty mouth is the cold version of spicy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzb3ul/drinking_water_with_a_minty_mouth_is_the_cold/ ([deleted])
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The more entertaining your phone is, the longer your poops take

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzb3if/the_more_entertaining_your_phone_is_the_longer/ (FetalGod)
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Belief in ghosts shows a desire for an afterlife, but it also shows a desire to the possibility of remaining here on Earth even after death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzb2g1/belief_in_ghosts_shows_a_desire_for_an_afterlife/ (trodrig21)
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You have probably accidentally inhaled/ingested someones ashes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzaxpp/you_have_probably_accidentally_inhaledingested/ (SteveWax022)
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Chile is taller than Europe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzaxij/chile_is_taller_than_europe/ (whysomanyemmas)
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Protesting ensures less people will be protesting next.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzaws1/protesting_ensures_less_people_will_be_protesting/ (fetishless)
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Waterproof water is oil

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzaw9o/waterproof_water_is_oil/ (DiredRaven)
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When eating eggs and bacon, one animal is involved, while the other is committed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzauxb/when_eating_eggs_and_bacon_one_animal_is_involved/ (SirSquidiotic)
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If you need rules to be a good person, then you aren't actually a good person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzauoq/if_you_need_rules_to_be_a_good_person_then_you/ (Gaelic_Gladiator_64)
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Actors are getting fired and blacklisted when questionable statements are dug up from decades ago. Police can murder and their jobs are safe as long as it’s not on camera.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzatdf/actors_are_getting_fired_and_blacklisted_when/ (PinkynotClyde)
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Boy Scouts was like MacGyver's School for Life Hacks and Wizardry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzat9k/boy_scouts_was_like_macgyvers_school_for_life/ (seeyat)
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Betty White and Queen Elizabeth II are the real-life dyad in the Force.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzat0c/betty_white_and_queen_elizabeth_ii_are_the/ (RobertGBradley)
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It's a lot easier to search what sign language gesture corresponds to a word than what word corresponds to a sign language gesture

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzasxu/its_a_lot_easier_to_search_what_sign_language/ ([deleted])
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Spaghetti is the real musical fruit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzarnw/spaghetti_is_the_real_musical_fruit/ (Everydaybadnews)
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Some would give anything to see Hobo Jojo again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzaptq/some_would_give_anything_to_see_hobo_jojo_again/ (Everydaybadnews)
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If judges sentenced people to four years in school rather than prison for minor offenses crime rates would drop fast.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzapil/if_judges_sentenced_people_to_four_years_in/ (Sujjin)
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In any game where you can buy or sell virtual houses, the brokers are unrealtors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzakdt/in_any_game_where_you_can_buy_or_sell_virtual/ (RobertGBradley)
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If our brains are full of electricity then we are all computers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzahx3/if_our_brains_are_full_of_electricity_then_we_are/ ([deleted])
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The No. 2 pencil is the most utilized pencil but its not the most popular because its still No. 2

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzagx7/the_no_2_pencil_is_the_most_utilized_pencil_but/ (going-on-empty)
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Dehydrate some cucumber -> crush it into fine powder -> whenever you want a cucumber just put it into a glass of water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzagr5/dehydrate_some_cucumber_crush_it_into_fine_powder/ (dropsio)
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Recent conspiracy theories would influence more people if Mark Zuckerberg was the target instead of Bill Gates

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzag2j/recent_conspiracy_theories_would_influence_more/ (WookieBaconBurger)
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With everything that’s happened lately Anyone who googles ‘bad apples’ will likely think that apples are murdering people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzafvq/with_everything_thats_happened_lately_anyone_who/ (YoichiLD)
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With the advancement of deep fakes & AI technology, influential people can sell the rights of their personal image to companies to be used after their death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzadwf/with_the_advancement_of_deep_fakes_ai_technology/ (TerribleGramber_Nazi)
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We really owe it all to the NES for saving video games

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzadqe/we_really_owe_it_all_to_the_nes_for_saving_video/ (MansNotHot772)
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Progress and progress are the same word we just pronounce the o differently

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzaddt/progress_and_progress_are_the_same_word_we_just/ ([deleted])
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Wholesale retail stores were created for people who really wanted a wider option than just the giant mayonnaise in grocery stores.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzacx4/wholesale_retail_stores_were_created_for_people/ ([deleted])
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The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzacnw/the_older_you_get_the_better_you_get_unless_youre/ ([deleted])
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When you are sleeping soundly but you suddenly get an urge to pee. That's the most unsettling thing ever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzacbr/when_you_are_sleeping_soundly_but_you_suddenly/ (lordkushagra)
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We're born with more bones than we end up with in adulthood.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzaas2/were_born_with_more_bones_than_we_end_up_with_in/ (twopeas_onepod)
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Teens in movies always have a big bedroom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gzaalw/teens_in_movies_always_have_a_big_bedroom/ ([deleted])
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Life is a cycle of eating and pooping. Again and again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gza9s4/life_is_a_cycle_of_eating_and_pooping_again_and/ (twopeas_onepod)
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Camping is so intriguing only because of our primitive instincts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gza9he/camping_is_so_intriguing_only_because_of_our/ ([deleted])
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There could possibly be alternate universes created when we choose the other decision.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gza9f4/there_could_possibly_be_alternate_universes/ ([deleted])
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A flesh golem is a walking human nugget.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gza5zf/a_flesh_golem_is_a_walking_human_nugget/ (peanut31)
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the Police are getting policed and they can't handle it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gza5rz/the_police_are_getting_policed_and_they_cant/ (oddella)
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You never want to use anything more until you lose it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gza5r5/you_never_want_to_use_anything_more_until_you/ (kd-is-not-a-snake)
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Gambling rates probably would’ve significantly dropped due to the unlucky nature of 2020 were it not for the fact that everything closed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gza5im/gambling_rates_probably_wouldve_significantly/ ([deleted])
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Thick is Dick in German, but not all dicks are thick in Germany

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gza54w/thick_is_dick_in_german_but_not_all_dicks_are/ (-OptimusPrime-)
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Whoever milked a cow first was one cheeky bast*rd

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gza4z9/whoever_milked_a_cow_first_was_one_cheeky_bastrd/ (Stephen-X-Smith)
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Were it not for social distancing, gambling rates probably would’ve significantly dropped due to the unlucky nature of 2020.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gza4qx/were_it_not_for_social_distancing_gambling_rates/ ([deleted])
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You will never see your actual face, only photos and reflections of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gza3bd/you_will_never_see_your_actual_face_only_photos/ ([deleted])
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The scp characters that don't move unless you close your eyes could be easily handled by just having a large crowd observe them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gza1lu/the_scp_characters_that_dont_move_unless_you/ (streetsheep)
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Thumbs are the Pluto of fingers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gza1df/thumbs_are_the_pluto_of_fingers/ (BuzzOnBuzzOff)
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Some poor soul is going to wake up and see they were chosen against their will to be drain commissioner.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz9z5j/some_poor_soul_is_going_to_wake_up_and_see_they/ (BasicRedditor1997)
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In sports, you miss 100 % of the shots you didn't take. In a hangover, you miss 0 % of the shots you DID take.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz9yu6/in_sports_you_miss_100_of_the_shots_you_didnt/ (phish_tacos)
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The people who shave their knees for ripped jeans are the same people who will only do makeup from the nose up for masks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz9ydl/the_people_who_shave_their_knees_for_ripped_jeans/ (brainpain152)
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Combining a zombie and a ghost would lead to a normal human.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz9wk7/combining_a_zombie_and_a_ghost_would_lead_to_a/ ([deleted])
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You used to be the youngest person in the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz9un4/you_used_to_be_the_youngest_person_in_the_world/ ([deleted])
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Always having someone drive you around is either incredibly trashy or incredibly classy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz9ucd/always_having_someone_drive_you_around_is_either/ (simbar1337)
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There comes a point in everyone’s life where you’ve picked enough leaves to cover your body in them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz9tz3/there_comes_a_point_in_everyones_life_where_youve/ (B1ueFox)
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Diamonds are worthless in Neptune.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz9qan/diamonds_are_worthless_in_neptune/ (Meowmeow500)
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When someone opens task manager, they’ve just Karen’d their computer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz9kc5/when_someone_opens_task_manager_theyve_just/ (booradleyhd)
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Necromancers are actually just very persistent healers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz9i2i/necromancers_are_actually_just_very_persistent/ (Land_of_the_apes8)
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Somewhere on the planet, there is a person who unknowingly has sucked the most PP's EVER.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz9hvq/somewhere_on_the_planet_there_is_a_person_who/ (_Jack_lambert)
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You have probably never seen a perfect sphere

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz9hid/you_have_probably_never_seen_a_perfect_sphere/ (blueflare33)
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When you're a baby, you make noises whilst being lain down. When you're older, you make noises whilst getting up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz9frx/when_youre_a_baby_you_make_noises_whilst_being/ (THATSWHATSHESAID1313)
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"Go to bed you will fell better in the morning" is the human version of "did you turn it off and back on again?"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz9fks/go_to_bed_you_will_fell_better_in_the_morning_is/ (chrisda_boi)
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Guys hold their penises a minimum of 84 times a month.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz9f5g/guys_hold_their_penises_a_minimum_of_84_times_a/ (DJKewlAid)
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The unsubscribe button on an email is so small and out of the way there is no way you accidentally clicked it. Yet you are still asked if you're sure.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz9e2w/the_unsubscribe_button_on_an_email_is_so_small/ (Iownix)
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Technically the heaviest person in the world is also the most attractive, according to the law of universal gravitation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz9bov/technically_the_heaviest_person_in_the_world_is/ (Ruspa4nale)
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The entire human body is detachable if you are strong enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz99g0/the_entire_human_body_is_detachable_if_you_are/ (beesechurgerman)
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With everyone wearing masks it really highlights how we really do smile with our eyes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz984m/with_everyone_wearing_masks_it_really_highlights/ (Taj_Mahole)
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You might not know if someone is a pathological liar just by asking them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz96mr/you_might_not_know_if_someone_is_a_pathological/ (FunFeetMan)
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It's a good thing that humanity can't communicate telepathically, because then there would also be telepathic advertising

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz95q7/its_a_good_thing_that_humanity_cant_communicate/ (TheLonelyRavioli)
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Since the water has a lot of dissolved minerals it could be a rock juice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz93c8/since_the_water_has_a_lot_of_dissolved_minerals/ ([deleted])
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If you have a child, then for a stretch of about four years, you had to listen to someone cry at least once a day, every day. More years if you have more than one child.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz936i/if_you_have_a_child_then_for_a_stretch_of_about/ (Bjarki56)
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At some point celebrating your birthday will become more about having another year you didn’t die rather than having another year in which to live!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz934d/at_some_point_celebrating_your_birthday_will/ (existentialguy38)
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Killing a fly and then throwing it in the trash is probably a royal way to die in fly-world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz91yo/killing_a_fly_and_then_throwing_it_in_the_trash/ (put_the_balm_on)
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When you breathe through your nose you can feel the air flow over your tongue

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz910n/when_you_breathe_through_your_nose_you_can_feel/ (Ruspa4nale)
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Faking your birth certificate could easily make you 10 years younger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz8yt6/faking_your_birth_certificate_could_easily_make/ (1i3to)
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Most awesome Jedi are virgins

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz8tvm/most_awesome_jedi_are_virgins/ (Hamerharstad)
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Rabbits are big-eared squirrels with dad bods

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz8scq/rabbits_are_bigeared_squirrels_with_dad_bods/ ([deleted])
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The scariest thing we could find on another planet is the presence of other humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz8rrh/the_scariest_thing_we_could_find_on_another/ ([deleted])
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At least there hasn't been school shootings lately

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz8pj6/at_least_there_hasnt_been_school_shootings_lately/ (SchattenJaggerD)
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Semen travels at the speed of life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz8n0z/semen_travels_at_the_speed_of_life/ (Full-Penetration)
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If you don't have a beard then your face is bald.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz8mhk/if_you_dont_have_a_beard_then_your_face_is_bald/ (ihavenousername1996)
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2012 was actually the start of the end of the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz8lqs/2012_was_actually_the_start_of_the_end_of_the/ (SpookDaddy-)
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Just plainly saying "Where is it?" Doesn't work as good as the followup "whEre is it?" To get exactly what you need to know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz8kzq/just_plainly_saying_where_is_it_doesnt_work_as/ (N4P4LM_)
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Atoms have no color or temperature

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz8jq4/atoms_have_no_color_or_temperature/ (croninsiglos)
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Hypothetically anything could happen in a private bathroom and because it as in ultimate place of privacy, no one will ever know

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz8hjk/hypothetically_anything_could_happen_in_a_private/ (AnonPinkLady)
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Calling "Friendzone" is projecting into someone else your own fixation on people who don't love you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz8ejl/calling_friendzone_is_projecting_into_someone/ (izumi_k17)
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The bigger the download button, the lesser you trust it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz8e40/the_bigger_the_download_button_the_lesser_you/ (Darkmagesworld)
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We probably constantly hear the sound of blood rushing in our ears, but don't notice it because our brain filters it out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz8cio/we_probably_constantly_hear_the_sound_of_blood/ (jacobski04)
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In 100 years everyone on your group chat will be dead and it’ll just sit there forever silent for years and years

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz8bgq/in_100_years_everyone_on_your_group_chat_will_be/ (Roofy45)
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You’ve never seen your actual face; you’ve only seen pictures or reflections of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz89yv/youve_never_seen_your_actual_face_youve_only_seen/ (InsanePowers)
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The oldest living person has a comeplete diffrent set of people than what they were born with

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz894a/the_oldest_living_person_has_a_comeplete_diffrent/ (BubGear)
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If you’re blind, you don’t walk your service dog, but your service dog walks you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz88ot/if_youre_blind_you_dont_walk_your_service_dog_but/ (CHRISOMAT0707)
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Our conscious has no physical form so it can’t be located in one place. But all your thoughts feel like they are in your head.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz88ic/our_conscious_has_no_physical_form_so_it_cant_be/ (R__soul)
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Pepe Le Pew is incredibly creepy character from the modern perspective

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz87mk/pepe_le_pew_is_incredibly_creepy_character_from/ (Tili44)
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People in face masks texting while driving really sums up the idiocy of mankind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz86h0/people_in_face_masks_texting_while_driving_really/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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In mirror pics the phone is always perfectly parallel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz869b/in_mirror_pics_the_phone_is_always_perfectly/ (Taylo_)
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The moment you become truly wise is the moment you realize every story is worth listening to

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz83f4/the_moment_you_become_truly_wise_is_the_moment/ (1VentiChloroform)
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If there's an article on Wikipedia about you, you become Canon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz81gw/if_theres_an_article_on_wikipedia_about_you_you/ (Ferdi_cree)
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There is a ¼ chance of getting a human from combining a MINOTAUR and MERMAIDS

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz7zbr/there_is_a_¼_chance_of_getting_a_human_from/ (vikingfromdayone)
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Making a post into an original post is harder than making an original post

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz7wma/making_a_post_into_an_original_post_is_harder/ (DARK_SHADOW_DJ_31)
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The assumption that human pleasure is greater than any other species is dumb and can never be justified.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz7vcn/the_assumption_that_human_pleasure_is_greater/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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"If it bleeds, we can kill it" is a sound principle everywhere except in anime

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz7sw6/if_it_bleeds_we_can_kill_it_is_a_sound_principle/ (BuckTootha)
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The billions of organisms inside you could be throwing an epic party and you were never invited.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz7s1y/the_billions_of_organisms_inside_you_could_be/ (Ayoof3060)
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The most waterproof thing is water itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz7pfy/the_most_waterproof_thing_is_water_itself/ (Morenofael)
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Everyone pronounces Die Hard with the same intonation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz7p33/everyone_pronounces_die_hard_with_the_same/ (Slonismo)
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Teleportation might not be able to transport humans without destroying it's consious but would still be huge for infrastructure and city planning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz7o0p/teleportation_might_not_be_able_to_transport/ (Lagronion)
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No one wants to work hard to create peace because nobody wants their train of hedonism to stop.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz7lhl/no_one_wants_to_work_hard_to_create_peace_because/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Everybody knows what sound a cow, sheep, chicken, etc. make, but barely anyone knows what sound a bunny makes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz7kc0/everybody_knows_what_sound_a_cow_sheep_chicken/ (MrTezzie)
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If something is subjectively objective, it is subjective; if something is objectively subjective, it is also subjective.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz7kac/if_something_is_subjectively_objective_it_is/ (german900)
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Kings/queens with a Roman numeral basically had to add a number to their username because the one they wanted was already taken

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz7k1d/kingsqueens_with_a_roman_numeral_basically_had_to/ ([deleted])
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The old timey rule of women having to cover their ankles must’ve been come up with by a guy with a foot fetish

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz7jji/the_old_timey_rule_of_women_having_to_cover_their/ (fffasdx)
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Dream toilets are a cruel and sadistic trap set by your own psyche

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz7jbd/dream_toilets_are_a_cruel_and_sadistic_trap_set/ (gekosaurus)
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Our consciousness is what we use to study what consciousness really is or does it even exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz7exf/our_consciousness_is_what_we_use_to_study_what/ (Lum1nar)
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Human beings are not inherently superior to other living things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz7cmg/human_beings_are_not_inherently_superior_to_other/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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We have the most advanced technology in human history to prank all the future archeologists, all we need is some co-operation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz7bvm/we_have_the_most_advanced_technology_in_human/ (Lum1nar)
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When someone makes a good comment on a shitpost, it's like polishing a turd

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz7bjv/when_someone_makes_a_good_comment_on_a_shitpost/ (rnielsen776)
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You feel a lot worse killing a butterfly rather than killing a caterpillar.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz7au9/you_feel_a_lot_worse_killing_a_butterfly_rather/ (sloth-man98)
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Your dad left forever to get cigarettes because he was really hungover and thought it was a one night stand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz795y/your_dad_left_forever_to_get_cigarettes_because/ (whorememberspogs)
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Banning porn would probably help develop teenagers' imagination and creativity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz78be/banning_porn_would_probably_help_develop/ (ProbablyTheWurst)
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Sniping in CoD ist Just playing Shotgun in any other Game with Maps bigger than 2m²

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz77rz/sniping_in_cod_ist_just_playing_shotgun_in_any/ (BLOODWORK17)
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There is going to be an entire generation growing up thinking "how the turntables" is the original quote

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz744p/there_is_going_to_be_an_entire_generation_growing/ (sold_snek)
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We tease our parents for having to help them unplug or restart computer stuff to fix it. Our kids will probably tease us for trying to fix all computer problems by unplugging and rebooting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz6z4p/we_tease_our_parents_for_having_to_help_them/ (DrFaustPhD)
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Making a cover song is plagiarism.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz6ym0/making_a_cover_song_is_plagiarism/ ([deleted])
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All Benders Are Air Benders

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz6xhd/all_benders_are_air_benders/ (JamieMage2005)
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Everyone's house has that one drawer which stores all the junk that you want to throw away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz6wkl/everyones_house_has_that_one_drawer_which_stores/ (jagdecat)
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The more problems are avoided the less history is actually created.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz6vi8/the_more_problems_are_avoided_the_less_history_is/ (hillenium)
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The silverware in restaurants have been in hundreds of mouths before you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz6u82/the_silverware_in_restaurants_have_been_in/ (FUDTASTIC)
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When cats knock stuff off of tables, they must think they are winning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz6qmj/when_cats_knock_stuff_off_of_tables_they_must/ (suzaman)
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We can sleep for 8 hours without hydration but can’t go more than 2 hours while awake before we get irritable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz6pxk/we_can_sleep_for_8_hours_without_hydration_but/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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"Only stoners can truly appreciate just how CRISP a cold, opened sprite is."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz6p14/only_stoners_can_truly_appreciate_just_how_crisp/ (ChewiesRevenge)
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If just one thing in history had changed, just one of your millions of ancestors hadn’t crossed paths at the exact moment they did, then you wouldn’t exist. You’d never have even lived a single day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz6o6u/if_just_one_thing_in_history_had_changed_just_one/ (DUBSWAG02)
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We can go for 8 hours without hydration but can’t go more than 2 hours while awake.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz6o3s/we_can_go_for_8_hours_without_hydration_but_cant/ ([deleted])
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If you ask someone how big they’re dick is on a scale 1-10, you’re basically asking how many inches it is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz6kjg/if_you_ask_someone_how_big_theyre_dick_is_on_a/ (h_pb)
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No one seems to think that you could just surround your house with treadmills on full speed to protect from invaders.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz6iq4/no_one_seems_to_think_that_you_could_just/ (KingAsgoreJr)
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If somebody dies temporarily but gets revived, we can never be sure if their consciousness is the same or just a really convincing copy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz6hyp/if_somebody_dies_temporarily_but_gets_revived_we/ (Puckslun)
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Phoebe should have ended up with David.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz6htz/phoebe_should_have_ended_up_with_david/ ([deleted])
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People who have low intelligence just because are treated much more differently than people who have low intelligence because of a mental disorder, even though both are mainly determined at birth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz6h4t/people_who_have_low_intelligence_just_because_are/ (deiplz)
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You could technically market any glasses as “3D Glasses” since they are 3D and you would see things in 3D.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz6h31/you_could_technically_market_any_glasses_as_3d/ (AdamCYoung)
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If other lifeforms far out in space do exist, they could be looking at our earth with the same speculation of life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz6gqj/if_other_lifeforms_far_out_in_space_do_exist_they/ (ShadowKirbo)
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New friend gained or old friend lost.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz6ftt/new_friend_gained_or_old_friend_lost/ (Somerandombollocks)
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Lego characters live in a world made by there own flesh

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz6dcj/lego_characters_live_in_a_world_made_by_there_own/ (1_NM_1)
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No matter how hard you try, you can't think of a new color

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz698n/no_matter_how_hard_you_try_you_cant_think_of_a/ (Kek_Lord22)
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If there was a way/a device to transfer the media playing in our head into a computer or something, a lot of professionals like DJs, film makers, singers would go out of job opportunities.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz6930/if_there_was_a_waya_device_to_transfer_the_media/ (within_kamath23)
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It's kind of messed up that Jonny's dad invited another kid on their father-son fishing trip and didn't tell him about it until she showed up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz67uw/its_kind_of_messed_up_that_jonnys_dad_invited/ (L1zisC00L)
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Waking up and getting up are two entirely different negotiations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz67mo/waking_up_and_getting_up_are_two_entirely/ (halfcow)
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You're most likely featured in someone's secret diary.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz67a0/youre_most_likely_featured_in_someones_secret/ (Stornila)
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Pollen is plant sperm. That makes Hayfever an STD

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz660x/pollen_is_plant_sperm_that_makes_hayfever_an_std/ (reptikid263)
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In animal kingdom, almost in every species, the males are more magnificent or beautiful, like lion's mane or a peacock's feathers.. so maybe from an animal's point of view, human males are more beautiful/elegant

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz65z1/in_animal_kingdom_almost_in_every_species_the/ (Angry_SAY10)
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People using lighters back then during concerts before the age of smart phones, really gives you a sense of how many smokers there were.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz64je/people_using_lighters_back_then_during_concerts/ (MrSyaoranLi)
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Dinosaurs could've been singing like birds or roosters but we couldn't know

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz64i0/dinosaurs_couldve_been_singing_like_birds_or/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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Shitting has to be really bad when you have to fully remove your pants.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz62se/shitting_has_to_be_really_bad_when_you_have_to/ (thepokegamer101)
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Everything around us is math. Computer programs are also coded with math

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz62bv/everything_around_us_is_math_computer_programs/ (Martokartechnicata69)
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In another universe,you would have to listen to a 30 second ad before you connect with an operator

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz60o3/in_another_universeyou_would_have_to_listen_to_a/ (kolovon)
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Pools and boats; it sounds good to own one, but it's better to have a friend with one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz5x6x/pools_and_boats_it_sounds_good_to_own_one_but_its/ (poo_finger)
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When you see a object, the color of that object is the only color the object doesn't have

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz5w59/when_you_see_a_object_the_color_of_that_object_is/ (yoshi_thomasias)
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When you are invisible you are also blind because light will go trough your eyes and can't be "scanned" by them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz5s14/when_you_are_invisible_you_are_also_blind_because/ (NecromancerV18)
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Every married woman has “wifey energy”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz5r0k/every_married_woman_has_wifey_energy/ (formic-acid)
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In some countries, the number of cases is such that the number of active/confirmed cases are relevant hentai recommendations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz5pb6/in_some_countries_the_number_of_cases_is_such/ (jaiarora0011)
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Everyone has those weird imaginary stories they make up about people they know when they’re in the shower, so if you’re crush knows you irl it is entirely possible they have thought about you naked

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz5naz/everyone_has_those_weird_imaginary_stories_they/ (Hermitonvalentine)
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If you travel to the future, you are travelling to the present.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz5mo0/if_you_travel_to_the_future_you_are_travelling_to/ ([deleted])
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Humans are the only animal that has the capability of fucking up everything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz5id6/humans_are_the_only_animal_that_has_the/ (RainingSausages)
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We know when our first kiss/date/accident/ride was, but won't know our last.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz5hi4/we_know_when_our_first_kissdateaccidentride_was/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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The sound that your ears make when you pop them is exactly the same as the sound earbuds make when you plug them in

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz5h0d/the_sound_that_your_ears_make_when_you_pop_them/ (kellogscan)
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Your father was quite literally a motherf*****

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz5fac/your_father_was_quite_literally_a_motherf/ (DaDog2323)
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Suck a turtle cock you stupid motherfucker of an a u t o m o d

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz5f7f/suck_a_turtle_cock_you_stupid_motherfucker_of_an/ (egg_on_my_spaghet)
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“He is over the moon that he is under the weather (so he can skip school etc) ” is a sentence that actually makes sense

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz5f6a/he_is_over_the_moon_that_he_is_under_the_weather/ (dippydaisy)
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At age 28, you have spent an entire month for Birthdays

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz5e0j/at_age_28_you_have_spent_an_entire_month_for/ ([deleted])
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There is a chance that the mind behind the cure for cancer is living in an undeveloped country and will never exploit its whole potential

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz5chr/there_is_a_chance_that_the_mind_behind_the_cure/ ([deleted])
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There are only 2 reasons why kids don't like vegetables. 1. Cartoons make it seem digusting. 2. Their parents doesn't know how to prepare vegetables properly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz5cby/there_are_only_2_reasons_why_kids_dont_like/ (ChillingPolarBears)
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Boys, be like a penis: Never tire of reaching out, of growing, of stretching yourself, in hopes of finding connection

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz5ach/boys_be_like_a_penis_never_tire_of_reaching_out/ (NonNewtonianResponse)
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Your waterproof. The stuff you wear to protect you is not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz59kz/your_waterproof_the_stuff_you_wear_to_protect_you/ (KubabHelped)
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Sweat can hurt your eyes. That is such a stupid design choice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz58jt/sweat_can_hurt_your_eyes_that_is_such_a_stupid/ (SHAMLESS_SERPENT)
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Most adults unknowingly had conversations with teenagers online, yet such conversations would considered be creepy if done in real life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz572v/most_adults_unknowingly_had_conversations_with/ (IMissFreedom)
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If going to mars will be cheap in the future then we’ll probably have flat mars society

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz561m/if_going_to_mars_will_be_cheap_in_the_future_then/ (xd-IPSIT)
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There's always an itch on your body

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz54wi/theres_always_an_itch_on_your_body/ (Ringsofthekings)
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Whatever you do during playtime, every point done is your assist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz5481/whatever_you_do_during_playtime_every_point_done/ (PeldaF)
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Dragonball is an isekai.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz53hj/dragonball_is_an_isekai/ (zhudhnofsy)
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You could blindfold some people, put a plate of cooked eggs under their nose, and they’d assume you farted in their face. (Or vice versa)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz4yv2/you_could_blindfold_some_people_put_a_plate_of/ ([deleted])
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There is a ¼ chance of getting a human from combining a CENTAUR and MERMAIDS

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz4y76/there_is_a_¼_chance_of_getting_a_human_from/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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All kids are pre orders

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz4xn4/all_kids_are_pre_orders/ ([deleted])
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Unnoticed species living among us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz4wp5/unnoticed_species_living_among_us/ (rup_hayy)
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In the popcorn world kernels are fetuses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz4tg8/in_the_popcorn_world_kernels_are_fetuses/ (PeterthePanda07)
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Humans are more likely to keep trying something if they know it’s impossible than if they know it’s possible but unachievable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz4sqk/humans_are_more_likely_to_keep_trying_something/ (Dallai_Farmer34)
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If there is infinite parallel universes, then in one of them the marvel movies actually happened

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz4shl/if_there_is_infinite_parallel_universes_then_in/ (xdClarkeyboy)
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While Ancient Chinese searched for life, they instead found death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz4rt6/while_ancient_chinese_searched_for_life_they/ (nylluma)
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Only three people have died outside of Earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz4rlj/only_three_people_have_died_outside_of_earth/ ([deleted])
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David Dobrick is rich just from filming himself give money to others

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz4r80/david_dobrick_is_rich_just_from_filming_himself/ (TerribleHaute)
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Refried beans are the mashed potatoes of beans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz4q9u/refried_beans_are_the_mashed_potatoes_of_beans/ ([deleted])
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When your mom was developing in your grandmas womb, all the eggs she’ll ever have also developed. Technically, when your grandma was pregnant, you were also (half of you) was in your grandmas womb.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz4poi/when_your_mom_was_developing_in_your_grandmas/ (DankPubgBoi)
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In a line of slow-moving vehicles, the second car is the most likely to be a cop car.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz4pcc/in_a_line_of_slowmoving_vehicles_the_second_car/ (Jokerman3219)
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Young you is also old you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz4mzr/young_you_is_also_old_you/ (so_sad_man)
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We have seen a lot of surface area of the sun directly than the surface of our earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz4mkw/we_have_seen_a_lot_of_surface_area_of_the_sun/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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If you’re in the basement of a three story house, saying something is upstairs isn’t very specific.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz4laa/if_youre_in_the_basement_of_a_three_story_house/ (MansNotHot772)
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The Joker and Marry Poppins have the same motivations. They add chaos to civilized society.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz4js8/the_joker_and_marry_poppins_have_the_same/ (CosmicTrombone2)
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If you go outdoors, you are actually going out doors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz4ipf/if_you_go_outdoors_you_are_actually_going_out/ (Firespray31_)
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Masks have made nose jobs irrelevant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz4i9h/masks_have_made_nose_jobs_irrelevant/ (humdrum_humphrey)
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Applying cream to make your skin lighter is considered wrong, but applying cream to make your skin darker is considered fashion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz4g8u/applying_cream_to_make_your_skin_lighter_is/ (Dotte7)
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Considering all the weird/questionable content that’s online nowadays, walking in on your child watching porn is probably one of the least strange and most understandable things you can walk in on your child watching.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz4fek/considering_all_the_weirdquestionable_content/ (lemoonpai)
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There could be a ghost breakdancing right besides you and you’d have no idea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz4f1v/there_could_be_a_ghost_breakdancing_right_besides/ (kippycaps)
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The biggest threat to the planet and mass extinction are human beings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz4eo8/the_biggest_threat_to_the_planet_and_mass/ (Anxious_Try)
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Overalls are aprons with legs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz4eil/overalls_are_aprons_with_legs/ (snooggums)
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At some point in your life, you're probably gonna get shit on by a bird. Might be tomorrow, might be in 20 years, but there is absolutely nothing you can do about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz4ehj/at_some_point_in_your_life_youre_probably_gonna/ (Flaedlesupp)
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Technically we are all reincarnated. We go into the ground and our flesh and bones are consumed by nature and we become part of something else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz4c1p/technically_we_are_all_reincarnated_we_go_into/ (shiftshayper)
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Drunk posts are sober thoughts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz4btk/drunk_posts_are_sober_thoughts/ (Gary_October)
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If there were no cameras, mirrors, or any type of reflection, you probably wouldn’t know what you looked like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz4bbo/if_there_were_no_cameras_mirrors_or_any_type_of/ ([deleted])
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Salt is the unsung hero of the culinary world - it improves the flavour of things right up until you can taste them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz4aup/salt_is_the_unsung_hero_of_the_culinary_world_it/ ([deleted])
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Talk shows are a lot less funny without audience reactions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz48t4/talk_shows_are_a_lot_less_funny_without_audience/ (Raininsky)
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There is no way of knowing if we have free will because even if we change our minds about a decision it could be argued that we were destined to do so

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz48g4/there_is_no_way_of_knowing_if_we_have_free_will/ (AlphaProgression)
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In hard times, maybe suffering is better than boredom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz48be/in_hard_times_maybe_suffering_is_better_than/ (noglassisjusthalf)
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If you don’t like the way food smells you probably won’t try it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz4793/if_you_dont_like_the_way_food_smells_you_probably/ (Postgolf83)
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Vomiting is almost as contagious as yawning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz441c/vomiting_is_almost_as_contagious_as_yawning/ (RustyBuletHole)
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Sleep is a substitute for coffee.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz42rt/sleep_is_a_substitute_for_coffee/ (OrdinaryUserOnEarth)
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All wishes might come with T&Cs and actually do more harm than good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz42g4/all_wishes_might_come_with_tcs_and_actually_do/ (pwrd)
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Asking for a raise is a lot harder than asking for nudes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz41a3/asking_for_a_raise_is_a_lot_harder_than_asking/ (froyoboyz)
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Every meal was once “weird” or “new”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz4016/every_meal_was_once_weird_or_new/ (joshfanning)
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You untangle your headphones just to tangle them up again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz3yad/you_untangle_your_headphones_just_to_tangle_them/ ([deleted])
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If it has happened to one person, a section of the population has enacted it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz3xty/if_it_has_happened_to_one_person_a_section_of_the/ (ValidatingUsername)
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You have your pet for a part of your life, but they have you their whole lives...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz3ves/you_have_your_pet_for_a_part_of_your_life_but/ (no-one-rly)
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In the Lion King, Simba sings "I Just Can't Wait to Be King". But in order for him to be king, his father needs to die first. So technically he wanted his father to die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz3v28/in_the_lion_king_simba_sings_i_just_cant_wait_to/ (Yeahman69)
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Kids always complain about having to get up early for the school bus, but no one ever thinks about how early driver has to get up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz3tw1/kids_always_complain_about_having_to_get_up_early/ ([deleted])
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Water tastes like the opposite of the last thing you tasted

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz3swh/water_tastes_like_the_opposite_of_the_last_thing/ (Brundley)
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Twister is unironically the most kid-friendly and most sexualized game in entertainment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz3sr9/twister_is_unironically_the_most_kidfriendly_and/ (ShadowStrike2)
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The oldies radio station is kind of a gauge on the passing of older generations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz3sr2/the_oldies_radio_station_is_kind_of_a_gauge_on/ (thepenismightiersir)
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Almost everybody complains about having haters but nobody admits to being one so where do they come from

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz3sd1/almost_everybody_complains_about_having_haters/ (blueshitstorm)
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As a child everyone wants to get older but no one ever wants to grow up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz3rar/as_a_child_everyone_wants_to_get_older_but_no_one/ (James-20)
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Most likely you will reach a point in your life where you are no longer younger than most people on earth, but older than most people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz3r77/most_likely_you_will_reach_a_point_in_your_life/ (Mixima101)
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Peacock can be an animal and an insult

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz3pwm/peacock_can_be_an_animal_and_an_insult/ (selflovegurl)
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Gluten-free labels on products that never had gluten is stupid, unless it’s glutinous rice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz3p0q/glutenfree_labels_on_products_that_never_had/ (Complex_Difficulty)
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Ben 10 actually has 11 forms

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz3oas/ben_10_actually_has_11_forms/ (marilyn_mansonv2)
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Humans can only observe an area of the universe. There may be thousands of planets supporting life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz3lss/humans_can_only_observe_an_area_of_the_universe/ (star_lusture)
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New terms for amounts of money will probably be invented in the future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz3hz6/new_terms_for_amounts_of_money_will_probably_be/ (DaTrees9750)
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"Give your 100% to all" has so many flaws like donating blood, giving charity, and many more

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz3gck/give_your_100_to_all_has_so_many_flaws_like/ (TeamAnonymous8888)
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Someone is going to make a lot of money bundling access to multiple streaming services for one low price.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz3ftb/someone_is_going_to_make_a_lot_of_money_bundling/ (BallMeBlazer22)
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Body parts only really come in ones, twos, or tens

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz3e0y/body_parts_only_really_come_in_ones_twos_or_tens/ (pound_sterling)
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No matter what you do you will never be loved as much as food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz3cr3/no_matter_what_you_do_you_will_never_be_loved_as/ (star_lusture)
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Some people shit three times a week and some people three times a day!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz3cia/some_people_shit_three_times_a_week_and_some/ ([deleted])
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Flat earth believers shouldn't celebrate New Years

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz3cgi/flat_earth_believers_shouldnt_celebrate_new_years/ (IndyPoker979)
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At the end of the movie "coco" the (arguably) main character coco is shown to be an old skeleton when she was in the land of the dead, the same age she was when she died. Early in the movie you see a little girl with her mother in the land of the dead which implies that she died at that age.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz3bax/at_the_end_of_the_movie_coco_the_arguably_main/ (Starfox10012)
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Electric companies don't seem to use nearly enough electric cars

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz3aus/electric_companies_dont_seem_to_use_nearly_enough/ (VTbeerfan)
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Kanye’s been quiet lately... too quiet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz3ah7/kanyes_been_quiet_lately_too_quiet/ ([deleted])
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Nobody is as "privilidged" as a domestic cat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz392d/nobody_is_as_privilidged_as_a_domestic_cat/ (C_Wiseman)
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You can tell that because one nostril stays clear when you sleep with a stuffy nose that there was a branch of humans that succumbed to death by stuffy nose in their sleep, and that they got weeded out by natural selection.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz34i8/you_can_tell_that_because_one_nostril_stays_clear/ (Kelometer)
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With everyone staying 6 feet or more apart, it's no longer as necessary to wear deodorant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz330o/with_everyone_staying_6_feet_or_more_apart_its_no/ ([deleted])
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In movie most robot's/doll's eyes have nothing to do with a red light. They just have red eyes to show they turned evil.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz32cv/in_movie_most_robotsdolls_eyes_have_nothing_to_do/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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In movie most robot's/doll's eyes have nothing to do with a red light. They just have red eyes to show they turned evil.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz327o/in_movie_most_robotsdolls_eyes_have_nothing_to_do/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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There are people being born on Earth who will die on Mars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz30ge/there_are_people_being_born_on_earth_who_will_die/ (nerm13)
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People who need glasses have to pay to see people they don't even like, or want to see.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz30az/people_who_need_glasses_have_to_pay_to_see_people/ (Party-of-fun)
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It’s very likely that an astronaut hasn’t drawn a dick on the Moon yet, meaning that somebody still has the chance to be the first to do it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz2zzl/its_very_likely_that_an_astronaut_hasnt_drawn_a/ (gimmetheschlotz)
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Both pots and kettles come in a large variety of colors nowadays.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz2zh9/both_pots_and_kettles_come_in_a_large_variety_of/ (PolymerPussies)
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People Who Are Expert Fishers Are Also Master Baiters

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz2ydh/people_who_are_expert_fishers_are_also_master/ (xoyamec69)
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Decepticons were shown in silver and black just so you could tell the difference between them and autobots

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz2y7c/decepticons_were_shown_in_silver_and_black_just/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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If you have carnal knowledge of a woman, you know her inside and out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz2y4z/if_you_have_carnal_knowledge_of_a_woman_you_know/ (NYGroot)
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Opposite of shitting is getting fucked by a shit, cause you put it back.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz2ux6/opposite_of_shitting_is_getting_fucked_by_a_shit/ ([deleted])
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If the thumb doesn't count as a finger, then the Middle finger doesn't exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz2uls/if_the_thumb_doesnt_count_as_a_finger_then_the/ (Chupacbra)
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The harder you try to forget something, the harder it is to forget.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz2tzw/the_harder_you_try_to_forget_something_the_harder/ (danyman19)
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The last 1/4th of a toothpaste tube lasts as long as the first 3/4ths did

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz2tas/the_last_14th_of_a_toothpaste_tube_lasts_as_long/ (RigorMortis76)
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Spies must really like that wireless earbuds became so common.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz2tae/spies_must_really_like_that_wireless_earbuds/ (Rzarectah508)
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Hoodies are great until you try to get the strings even length

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz2t3d/hoodies_are_great_until_you_try_to_get_the/ ([deleted])
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For whatever reason, there’s something about 5 x 5 = 25 that just makes you smile

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz2sht/for_whatever_reason_theres_something_about_5_x_5/ (sine-of-the-times)
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While listening to music your ear drums vibrate in the same way as the vibrations caused by the music meaning that your ear itself is producing the music

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz2rnx/while_listening_to_music_your_ear_drums_vibrate/ ([deleted])
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The opposite of "justice" is "anythingbutfire"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz2rhm/the_opposite_of_justice_is_anythingbutfire/ (Rainmarked)
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Everyone who has ingested dyhydrogen monoxide has a 100% chance of death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz2qpk/everyone_who_has_ingested_dyhydrogen_monoxide_has/ (AtlasAlpine)
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Clothed people flirting and stories or intros are better than p*®n

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz2qjo/clothed_people_flirting_and_stories_or_intros_are/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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Soup is tea and tea is soup. Just hot water with flavour.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz2m7d/soup_is_tea_and_tea_is_soup_just_hot_water_with/ (RsGamer24)
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Giving your teeth to the tooth fairie is prostitution

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz2lee/giving_your_teeth_to_the_tooth_fairie_is/ (kjongkilong)
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89 ——> 90 are the only consecutive numbers you get on the number line when combining consecutive numbers. Ex: 12 —>23, 67 —>78

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz2ie0/89_90_are_the_only_consecutive_numbers_you_get_on/ (mikepisme)
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excel is probably early signs of pattern recognition

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz2hxy/excel_is_probably_early_signs_of_pattern/ (Greenappleflavor)
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You know you're becoming a dad when your sneezes sound like a shotgun

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz2fwh/you_know_youre_becoming_a_dad_when_your_sneezes/ (elchucho111)
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Life is a game with no tutorial, no said goals, unlimited resources with restricted access, random DLCs and raffle winners, with shitty roles and rules.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz2fr0/life_is_a_game_with_no_tutorial_no_said_goals/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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High heels are pushup bras for butts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz2ct0/high_heels_are_pushup_bras_for_butts/ (digitalamish)
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A mediocre cookie is better than a great protein bar.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz2con/a_mediocre_cookie_is_better_than_a_great_protein/ ([deleted])
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A centaur would probably have 2 ribcages and 2 spines

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz2ba2/a_centaur_would_probably_have_2_ribcages_and_2/ (AllOfYouReallySuck)
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Technically, any foot that you measure is always one foot long

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz2b8b/technically_any_foot_that_you_measure_is_always/ (dominantseventh)
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air probably has a scent but we’re just used to it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz29wx/air_probably_has_a_scent_but_were_just_used_to_it/ ([deleted])
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you may be a million years old, but your only conscious for your age

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz29iv/you_may_be_a_million_years_old_but_your_only/ (SignificantCod6)
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If we werent ingrained to find babies cute, we'd realize that they're just gross and needy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz29hg/if_we_werent_ingrained_to_find_babies_cute_wed/ (twopeas_onepod)
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Everyone started out as a girl in the womb.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz28si/everyone_started_out_as_a_girl_in_the_womb/ (twopeas_onepod)
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Every social media where people can ask, solved more problems that teachers in online classes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz28o2/every_social_media_where_people_can_ask_solved/ (E1U6S09E)
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You could be a million years old, but you could have went back in time and wiped your memory before you time traveled, so you would only seem alive for your age.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz27wu/you_could_be_a_million_years_old_but_you_could/ (SignificantCod6)
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Most of us will likely never go a whole day without looking at a screen for the rest of our lives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz27vt/most_of_us_will_likely_never_go_a_whole_day/ (der_held)
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No matter if you a fish or a human, Sparkling water is a bottle of something you can't breath mixed with something you can.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz26vr/no_matter_if_you_a_fish_or_a_human_sparkling/ (ChinchillaxTG)
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Celebrities can make an infinite amount of money if they’re down on their luck by signing anything they have on hand and selling it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz2542/celebrities_can_make_an_infinite_amount_of_money/ (ColaNaught)
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Tube socks are the turtlenecks of socks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz24ta/tube_socks_are_the_turtlenecks_of_socks/ (Sinder77)
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Psoriasis could be the remnants of mermaid DNA.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz24im/psoriasis_could_be_the_remnants_of_mermaid_dna/ (sillybilly8497)
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Rats are the most wanted anti heroes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz24f3/rats_are_the_most_wanted_anti_heroes/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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Famous actors either start in awful movies, that slowly get better as their career progresses. Or they start in great movies as kids, that slowly get worse as they get older.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz23y0/famous_actors_either_start_in_awful_movies_that/ (Dr_Heron)
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Your social status is dictated by how much special paper you have.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz22np/your_social_status_is_dictated_by_how_much/ (T0MT0MT0MT0MT0M)
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Even if humans could fly a lot of us wouldn't because of anxiety.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz22hd/even_if_humans_could_fly_a_lot_of_us_wouldnt/ (funnyonlinename)
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If you’re a straight man, you’re attracted to curves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz215g/if_youre_a_straight_man_youre_attracted_to_curves/ (Riprollonect13)
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Adding the word baby in front of another word makes it sound cute but adding infant makes it sound odd

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz208i/adding_the_word_baby_in_front_of_another_word/ (Ry9001_)
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Cats farting is technically queefing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz1w0g/cats_farting_is_technically_queefing/ (KJ_Script)
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The son of a minotaur and a siren has 1/4 chance of being born with a human body

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz1vsb/the_son_of_a_minotaur_and_a_siren_has_14_chance/ (keyson5)
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Bezos named his company Amazon because the books he was selling were made out of the trees in the similarly named rainforest

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz1t3j/bezos_named_his_company_amazon_because_the_books/ (Bizzaro_Murphy)
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Simply changing from air to brown water in bubble wrap instantly takes the fun out of popping it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz1s2d/simply_changing_from_air_to_brown_water_in_bubble/ (rwdxr4ti)
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The penis is often overlooked as a stir-stick

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz1qzc/the_penis_is_often_overlooked_as_a_stirstick/ (rnielsen776)
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Gold probably first got its value from it looking nice and shiny.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz1q3x/gold_probably_first_got_its_value_from_it_looking/ (AdamREEE)
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Police brutality could probably be reduced by an order of magnitude simply by having more visible ID/badge numbers on officers, minimizing their anonymity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz1p9h/police_brutality_could_probably_be_reduced_by_an/ (EnigmaticMJ)
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Feeling safe isn't a feeling that you can feel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz1oa6/feeling_safe_isnt_a_feeling_that_you_can_feel/ (kgamer555)
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People will pay to see something on snapchat that you can find for free on google images

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz1mmq/people_will_pay_to_see_something_on_snapchat_that/ (outersenshi)
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The next generation is gonna be bad for scammers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz1k7c/the_next_generation_is_gonna_be_bad_for_scammers/ (Ghxlib)
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When a baby experiences miscarriage it's just a speedrunner of life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz1den/when_a_baby_experiences_miscarriage_its_just_a/ (memesdailynotdaily)
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When a conspiracy theory is legitimized it becomes a theory. If it’s further legitimized it becomes only a conspiracy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz1ddg/when_a_conspiracy_theory_is_legitimized_it/ (PLUMBUM2)
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The more cells you have, the higher is the chance of getting cancer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz19j4/the_more_cells_you_have_the_higher_is_the_chance/ (Emji_)
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Humans are build around one single long hole

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz18kv/humans_are_build_around_one_single_long_hole/ (NotKhad)
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If you get a blood transfusion you are becoming blood brothers with strangers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz189j/if_you_get_a_blood_transfusion_you_are_becoming/ (Bacobbb)
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With artificial intelligence increasing its standards we may have to redefine life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz15x3/with_artificial_intelligence_increasing_its/ (neelothpal-vipparla)
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Violas are the Highpoints of the musical world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz15nh/violas_are_the_highpoints_of_the_musical_world/ (Gravynomoney)
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Major company's are all putting on black face, and no one seemed to mind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz13mf/major_companys_are_all_putting_on_black_face_and/ (Rustfoot66)
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Wearing warm clothes from the dryer has the same feeling as eating food at the right temperature

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz12ky/wearing_warm_clothes_from_the_dryer_has_the_same/ ([deleted])
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Cats aren’t actually nocturnal. They just like to rub it out faces that they can nap all day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz12c8/cats_arent_actually_nocturnal_they_just_like_to/ ([deleted])
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Dating Apps have an incentive to not give you matches. If it works too well nobody would pay.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz10lf/dating_apps_have_an_incentive_to_not_give_you/ ([deleted])
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Changing gears on a bike is a prime example of working smarter not harder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz0yvr/changing_gears_on_a_bike_is_a_prime_example_of/ (Pumqin-Pie)
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Maybe our bodies secretly hate ourselves...that would explain why food that's bad for you tastes so good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz0ysa/maybe_our_bodies_secretly_hate_ourselvesthat/ ([deleted])
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Donuts are fried bagels

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz0y5m/donuts_are_fried_bagels/ (TheDutchDjentleman)
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Being friendzoned hurts even if you did'nt have romantic feelings for the person in the first place

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz0xjb/being_friendzoned_hurts_even_if_you_didnt_have/ ([deleted])
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Psychological studies could have incredible potential (especially through observations) from studying human behaviour on the internet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz0x9m/psychological_studies_could_have_incredible/ (joebot456)
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If all of the insects formed an alliance they could takeover the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz0wxy/if_all_of_the_insects_formed_an_alliance_they/ (X-Warlord)
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As you grow up, the number of houses you have visited will stop or start getting lesser than your age.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz0wd9/as_you_grow_up_the_number_of_houses_you_have/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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People using the example of Dunning-Kruger effect thinking they understand Psychology is the perfect example of the Dunning-Kruger effect.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz0w7a/people_using_the_example_of_dunningkruger_effect/ (MrGaash)
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Doom Eternal doesn't have any swearing in it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz0w3d/doom_eternal_doesnt_have_any_swearing_in_it/ (ObsoleteOcto)
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If lizard people were real they'd have to get their tails trimmed as much as we get our hair trimmed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz0tat/if_lizard_people_were_real_theyd_have_to_get/ (FestiveJoey)
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After you die, a lot of the random group chats and accounts you have made or been in will still be floating around somewhere, probably never to be used again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz0t3n/after_you_die_a_lot_of_the_random_group_chats_and/ (Werwolf518)
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Technically, all humans have a really slow version of Wolverine's healing factor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz0q00/technically_all_humans_have_a_really_slow_version/ ([deleted])
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A wedding is the most anyone will ever pay to have sex

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz0nc8/a_wedding_is_the_most_anyone_will_ever_pay_to/ (FamilyJoule92)
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Somewhere in the world there’s someone who puked inside the mask

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz0nb8/somewhere_in_the_world_theres_someone_who_puked/ (Eqwort)
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Waking up from a good dream feels like your free trial of life has ended.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz0n11/waking_up_from_a_good_dream_feels_like_your_free/ ([deleted])
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Waking up from a good dream feels like your free trial of life has ended.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz0lzs/waking_up_from_a_good_dream_feels_like_your_free/ ([deleted])
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Since plants take co2 and put out oxygen, whenever you breathe on a plant, it “breathes” back at you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz0lcf/since_plants_take_co2_and_put_out_oxygen_whenever/ (yeetymcskeety420)
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The fact that all colors of hair turn white with age prove that we all have white hair pigmented a different color.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz0krc/the_fact_that_all_colors_of_hair_turn_white_with/ (johanll)
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Some Women will spend their entire lives in diapers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz0kmi/some_women_will_spend_their_entire_lives_in/ (LordJayUniverse)
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If studios listening to everything critics said about their films, the critics wouldn't have a job.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz0k70/if_studios_listening_to_everything_critics_said/ (HRHNeil)
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Eminem is the only man who apologises to his mum about taking up cleaning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz0jow/eminem_is_the_only_man_who_apologises_to_his_mum/ (kristark)
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The fact that we feel rested after sleep is crazy. We literally spend hours lying down, consuming energy that we could otherwise put to use.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz0j0t/the_fact_that_we_feel_rested_after_sleep_is_crazy/ (jiklogen)
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Guys that use lotion to jerk off probably have better hand and dick skin

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz0iv8/guys_that_use_lotion_to_jerk_off_probably_have/ (Sliccdog)
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If a person attempts a really dangerous stunt and succeeds, everyone thinks they're brave/courageous. But if they fail, everyone thinks they're stupid and deserved to fail.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz0if7/if_a_person_attempts_a_really_dangerous_stunt_and/ (peoplecallmesmitty)
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November is a thursday.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz0if1/november_is_a_thursday/ (teacupps_)
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Despite being opposites, "Multiply" and "Divide" are both accurate descriptors of mitosis.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz0brj/despite_being_opposites_multiply_and_divide_are/ (Town_of_Tacos)
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All numeral systems are base-10 from their own perspective

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz0b6x/all_numeral_systems_are_base10_from_their_own/ ([deleted])
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If you live in Seattle and order from Amazon, you're supporting a local business

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz0ank/if_you_live_in_seattle_and_order_from_amazon/ (noidenilec)
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Outlaw guns and give everyone a sword of their choosing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz0a8y/outlaw_guns_and_give_everyone_a_sword_of_their/ (Schugah)
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We could take a picture of the Earth in 1990 from 6 billion km away, but we still haven't figured out how to charge laptops without a cord.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz091q/we_could_take_a_picture_of_the_earth_in_1990_from/ (ericparis)
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Whales don’t die of old age. Eventually they just don’t have the strenth to resurface and slowly drown.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz08a0/whales_dont_die_of_old_age_eventually_they_just/ (UnknownNote)
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You’ve probably been in someone else’s dream without them even knowing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz085v/youve_probably_been_in_someone_elses_dream/ (Pubbs0)
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People wouldn't normally throw money away however a lot of people will buy more food than they need then just throw the rest of it away, essentially throwing money away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz05ce/people_wouldnt_normally_throw_money_away_however/ (S0MEB0DIESBR0)
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The moment a baby can walk it’s then measured by how tall it is vs as how long it is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz053b/the_moment_a_baby_can_walk_its_then_measured_by/ (foco_runner)
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Guns in video games take multiple rounds to kill somebody, when in reality one can kill you, at minimum take the fight out of you; they did the exact opposite with knives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz02nf/guns_in_video_games_take_multiple_rounds_to_kill/ (Sac_fo_dayz)
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someone being in prison from 1970-2010 would come out to their entire world changed in almost everyway

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gz016i/someone_being_in_prison_from_19702010_would_come/ (braindeadpizzaslice)
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People that constantly post motivational quotes are either happy and rich or broke and depressed. There’s no in between.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyzzlh/people_that_constantly_post_motivational_quotes/ (Tannercheck)
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"Outstanding work" can refer to work that is very good, or very bad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyzzin/outstanding_work_can_refer_to_work_that_is_very/ (Darth-Kcinimod)
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The tooth fairy is teaching kids to sell their body parts for money

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyzydh/the_tooth_fairy_is_teaching_kids_to_sell_their/ (ppeppeannihilator)
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The feeling minutes before falling asleep is the most pleasant thing to experience

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyzxbk/the_feeling_minutes_before_falling_asleep_is_the/ (AgreeableWolverine5)
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Every sentence that ends with “let that sink in” will seems to have a deeper meaning, let that sink in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyzu9y/every_sentence_that_ends_with_let_that_sink_in/ ([deleted])
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Pornstars have such bad jobs because they come from broken homes-hence them having so many step-siblings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyzsxk/pornstars_have_such_bad_jobs_because_they_come/ (MemeshopVEVO)
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In a weirdly high amount of games and movies, a frying pan is an extremely useful weapon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyzs97/in_a_weirdly_high_amount_of_games_and_movies_a/ (owengrulez)
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The masses on the streets make for a nice climax in the eyes of those in the upper echelon that yearn for a populus reduction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyzrsm/the_masses_on_the_streets_make_for_a_nice_climax/ ([deleted])
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The Henry Rollins Band is a pissed off Red Hot Chili Peppers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyzr2a/the_henry_rollins_band_is_a_pissed_off_red_hot/ (basstard8)
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If steroids aren’t allowed in sports than makeup shouldn’t be allowed in beauty pageants.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyzn9f/if_steroids_arent_allowed_in_sports_than_makeup/ ([deleted])
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Wearing clothes straight from the dryer has the same feeling as eating food straight from the oven

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyzm3e/wearing_clothes_straight_from_the_dryer_has_the/ ([deleted])
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The game design for life is flawed. We spend the first decade gaining EXP from school, then when we face the actual challenges, we don’t put most of the skills we learned to use.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyzlx9/the_game_design_for_life_is_flawed_we_spend_the/ (L8com3r)
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Fallout 4 and Finding Nemo have the same plot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyzkpm/fallout_4_and_finding_nemo_have_the_same_plot/ (DivineCrusader1097)
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We’re so afraid of AI going rogue and taking over because we did the same thing to our planet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyzjwj/were_so_afraid_of_ai_going_rogue_and_taking_over/ (mmcd27)
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Visiting 10 cities is cool, but visiting 100 cities is sad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyzjs2/visiting_10_cities_is_cool_but_visiting_100/ (asdoia)
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It’s going to be really awkward when the logo changes back to colour

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyzhqj/its_going_to_be_really_awkward_when_the_logo/ (BlueEyedBoggleFish)
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:D is either a really happy face or judgy eyes wearing a mask

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyzhb5/d_is_either_a_really_happy_face_or_judgy_eyes/ (DuDuShits-Pooster)
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If you take a sip of water with food in your mouth, it softens, cools and makes it easier to swallow. If water gets on your food before you put it in your mouth, it's soggy and disgusting and you don't want to eat it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyzf24/if_you_take_a_sip_of_water_with_food_in_your/ (FlowerBreathingDragn)
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Wind can literally push sound so that you don’t hear things you would if there was no wind

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyzea2/wind_can_literally_push_sound_so_that_you_dont/ (comefindme1231)
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When a stage magician requests applause for a guest audience member, it's actually for them and the trick.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyzd1l/when_a_stage_magician_requests_applause_for_a/ (koleslaw)
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The earth might be a "Ocean with continent sized Islands" instead of "a huge land mass with 70% water covering the surface"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyzchv/the_earth_might_be_a_ocean_with_continent_sized/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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After being entirely focused on high school every day for four years, on the day of graduation it becomes completely irrelevant except for a transcript of your grades.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyzc5q/after_being_entirely_focused_on_high_school_every/ (Alleline)
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Ironically, schools and colleges are primarily the main reason why most of people give up on learning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyz8f3/ironically_schools_and_colleges_are_primarily_the/ ([deleted])
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Self cleaning cars could ruin the car wash industry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyz5t8/self_cleaning_cars_could_ruin_the_car_wash/ ([deleted])
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Ghosts could be a new type of animal species that hasn't been discovered by scientists yet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyz4kd/ghosts_could_be_a_new_type_of_animal_species_that/ (Sz_zach)
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There is a chance that if you shuffle a playlist it will play in the order it would without shuffle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyz2rb/there_is_a_chance_that_if_you_shuffle_a_playlist/ (JJJooeeyyy)
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If you have ever thrown a turtle shell in Mario, just remember that there is either a live turtle in there, the turtle was killed and left in there, or someone took the turtle out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyz1jt/if_you_have_ever_thrown_a_turtle_shell_in_mario/ (Da_Chicken303)
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The earth may be inside out. So we are digging out to the core. Similarly the sun may be an inside out planet, with core outside and crust inside. The atmosphere is a portal that lets us outside the planet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyz1fi/the_earth_may_be_inside_out_so_we_are_digging_out/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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It would suck being an overnight cashier at a convenience store when everyone coming in is wearing a mask.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyz0mj/it_would_suck_being_an_overnight_cashier_at_a/ ([deleted])
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When we are teenagers, we like people to think we are older, but when we are adults, we like people to think we are younger

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyz0ks/when_we_are_teenagers_we_like_people_to_think_we/ (alex_lordgenovevo)
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We could solve literally all of the world's problems in one lifetime if every person on earth got sterilized and was unable to have kids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyyze1/we_could_solve_literally_all_of_the_worlds/ (biwinning_tigaa)
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Amusement parks make money from your body's response to gravity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyyyun/amusement_parks_make_money_from_your_bodys/ (dryintentions)
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All space is ad space.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyyxc7/all_space_is_ad_space/ (cake_infinity)
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When people make a cake in a cup (mug), they're making a literal cupcake

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyyx8u/when_people_make_a_cake_in_a_cup_mug_theyre/ (DoUEvenCloudDistrict)
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Partially losing a tooth is a lot more pain than totally losing one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyywao/partially_losing_a_tooth_is_a_lot_more_pain_than/ (Mr_Camhed)
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People probably use Google to understand jokes from texts quite regularly and just act smart about it later.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyytw1/people_probably_use_google_to_understand_jokes/ (cake_infinity)
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When you consider how hard it is to get 4 or 5 people on the same page to do a school project, getting 330 million or 7.5 billion people on the same page about anything is probably unrealistic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyyt0v/when_you_consider_how_hard_it_is_to_get_4_or_5/ (OrangesAreOrangeHa)
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Kids like to roleplay without even knowing what's roleplay

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyyq74/kids_like_to_roleplay_without_even_knowing_whats/ (Charlie535353)
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In the future, scuba diving will be in constant demand to manually remove plastic and trash from oceans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyyq3k/in_the_future_scuba_diving_will_be_in_constant/ (Toombah)
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You're happy to sit on the couch for hours on end normally, but after mopping the floor and waiting for it to dry, you're extremely put out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyypm6/youre_happy_to_sit_on_the_couch_for_hours_on_end/ (3pass)
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If your brain has been implanted with a chip by some company and someone tells it to you, you wouldn't believe it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyyp6g/if_your_brain_has_been_implanted_with_a_chip_by/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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Rage Against the Machine chose the right year to reunite the band

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyyp5d/rage_against_the_machine_chose_the_right_year_to/ (ChiefMasterTraineeAF)
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Vampires are partying in the mirror dimension as they don't have a reflection to block them from entering into the mirror

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyymas/vampires_are_partying_in_the_mirror_dimension_as/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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For Indians, Churchil was worse than a certain German Chancellor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyyhzi/for_indians_churchil_was_worse_than_a_certain/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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A large download button and a small close button are the signs of a bad website

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyygpa/a_large_download_button_and_a_small_close_button/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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Almost everyone born before September already existed in the year before the year of their birth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyyg7d/almost_everyone_born_before_september_already/ ([deleted])
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It’s always said that no one knows what to expect when they’re having a kid, when in reality everyone and their grandma will never stop talking about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyyg29/its_always_said_that_no_one_knows_what_to_expect/ (madsciencetits)
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Humans are all mutants

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyyftb/humans_are_all_mutants/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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The Weather Channel’s app is a huge piece of shit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyyep6/the_weather_channels_app_is_a_huge_piece_of_shit/ (scissorchest)
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If you squeeze hard enough everyone is boney

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyydux/if_you_squeeze_hard_enough_everyone_is_boney/ (charitytowin)
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We are impressed when dogs do something clever but are nervous when cats do something clever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyycd6/we_are_impressed_when_dogs_do_something_clever/ (DeeToTheWee)
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The most common unpopular opinion is actually a popular opinion

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyyc23/the_most_common_unpopular_opinion_is_actually_a/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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There is at least one person out there who wants to go to hell just for the torture.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyybpr/there_is_at_least_one_person_out_there_who_wants/ (itsmemanME)
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A skeleton, a zombie, and a ghost all make up 1 full human

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyya7b/a_skeleton_a_zombie_and_a_ghost_all_make_up_1/ (Bryannek)
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Lucid dreams are the original immersive sandbox VR experience

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyy9vx/lucid_dreams_are_the_original_immersive_sandbox/ ([deleted])
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You'd think grass would eventually take the hint and quit growing too tall.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyy8ay/youd_think_grass_would_eventually_take_the_hint/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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Saying “a whole half gallon” of milk is an contradiction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyy7ks/saying_a_whole_half_gallon_of_milk_is_an/ ([deleted])
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Wolverine’s most amazing super power is that he can bend his wrists when his claws are retracted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyy78q/wolverines_most_amazing_super_power_is_that_he/ (I_Am_Meme_Man)
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A good back scratching by your SO is one of life's greatest simple pleasures.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyy5xd/a_good_back_scratching_by_your_so_is_one_of_lifes/ (DarthVadersVoice)
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You might have never touched your right middle toe with your left thumb.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyy5v0/you_might_have_never_touched_your_right_middle/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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Spllenig deos not mtaetr bceuase you can atcaully raed aynhting as lnog as the frist and lsat ltteer are in tehir oiriganl palce

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyy5qv/spllenig_deos_not_mtaetr_bceuase_you_can_atcaully/ (vanillac0ff33)
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It must be fun to feel echolocation like bats

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyy5hx/it_must_be_fun_to_feel_echolocation_like_bats/ (ExpressCarpenter)
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If your big toe fell off, you'd instantly have a new big toe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyy5h3/if_your_big_toe_fell_off_youd_instantly_have_a/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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Ancient Egyptians' greatest achievement wasn't building the pyramids. It was building them and having a technologically advanced society going crazy trying to figure how they did it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyy4uv/ancient_egyptians_greatest_achievement_wasnt/ (Ookiley)
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six without 's' is 9

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyy4sw/six_without_s_is_9/ (fishteeth69420)
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You were once the youngest person alive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyy32d/you_were_once_the_youngest_person_alive/ (3dSkizzor)
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Rogue cops are pretty cool in movies. In reality, they aren’t so fun.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyxzrl/rogue_cops_are_pretty_cool_in_movies_in_reality/ (Swmando)
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It's likely that every possible game of tic-tac-toe has been played

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyxzfg/its_likely_that_every_possible_game_of_tictactoe/ (Cactusisawesome)
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The human body is composed of water at 70%. Waterbenders control water. Waterbenders don't try to control their opponent or kill them instantly. Waterbenders are stupid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyxylg/the_human_body_is_composed_of_water_at_70/ ([deleted])
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Wondering how many people lived a long and happy life without asking themselves even once why do men need nipples.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyxutw/wondering_how_many_people_lived_a_long_and_happy/ (vpetrychuk)
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If Santa were real, publishing his naughty list would probably make a good dating app.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyxudr/if_santa_were_real_publishing_his_naughty_list/ (RobertGBradley)
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People who can't swim are experts at drowning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyxtll/people_who_cant_swim_are_experts_at_drowning/ (ATribeCalledPrest)
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Giving into hate is the slowest way to die. Swearing vengeance in the after life is a guaranteed is a sure way never to live

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyxtk8/giving_into_hate_is_the_slowest_way_to_die/ (loserlonerray)
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Getting rabies is pretty similar to turning into a zombie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyxsui/getting_rabies_is_pretty_similar_to_turning_into/ (lawyersgunznmoney90)
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If something is too expensive, we get annoyed and don't buy it. If something is too cheap, we get suspicious and don't buy it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyxrvi/if_something_is_too_expensive_we_get_annoyed_and/ (JermaineCole11)
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We are finally waking up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyxrsa/we_are_finally_waking_up/ (deadlyicedragon)
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Making a horse drink your piss is not a nice way to lead it to water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyxrbo/making_a_horse_drink_your_piss_is_not_a_nice_way/ (loserlonerray)
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Daydreaming has about as much meaning in our lives as our lives have in the universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyxqfw/daydreaming_has_about_as_much_meaning_in_our/ ([deleted])
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Change is in the air and it’s all about money.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyxohp/change_is_in_the_air_and_its_all_about_money/ ([deleted])
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People born on January 1st can never joke that their birthday was last year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyxo36/people_born_on_january_1st_can_never_joke_that/ (DullSpork)
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The old lady who swallowed a fly probably gives great blowjobs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyxnrg/the_old_lady_who_swallowed_a_fly_probably_gives/ (Coolguy13249)
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We are the ultimate power in the universe. But we don't know who killed tupac

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyxmx6/we_are_the_ultimate_power_in_the_universe_but_we/ (loserlonerray)
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If you go spectator mode when you die, there are probably people that think that no one cares about them but are celebrities in the „ghost world“.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyxmhu/if_you_go_spectator_mode_when_you_die_there_are/ (Talosgak)
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The higher your morality is, the more you will be made fun off. But the lower your morality is, the more people fear you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyxm86/the_higher_your_morality_is_the_more_you_will_be/ (Punthai27)
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Journalists are the first draft of history. Historians are the final draft.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyxm31/journalists_are_the_first_draft_of_history/ (roastedtoperfection)
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The price of fish hasn't got much to do with anything except maybe the health of the ocean

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyxl7a/the_price_of_fish_hasnt_got_much_to_do_with/ (loserlonerray)
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Using a defibrillator to make the heart stop to then reanimate a person is the same as turning them off and on again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyxinm/using_a_defibrillator_to_make_the_heart_stop_to/ (r-meme-exe)
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We think of Latin as being fancy, but if the Romans had spoken Swahili or anything else we'd have thought the same about that language

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyxfgi/we_think_of_latin_as_being_fancy_but_if_the/ (AxialGem)
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In fiction, the more ancient something is, the more powerfull it is. Even though in real life, we often think the more ancient something is, the less powerfull it is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyxfdu/in_fiction_the_more_ancient_something_is_the_more/ (TheOutsider134)
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The last scrapes off of a nutella jar has a better taste profile than the whole jar.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyxems/the_last_scrapes_off_of_a_nutella_jar_has_a/ ([deleted])
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It's getting harder to kill mosquitos since we killed all the ones that are weak at avoiding humans, causing evolution.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyxc5g/its_getting_harder_to_kill_mosquitos_since_we/ (r_oooon)
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Naruto in the salesmen industry would dominate with talk no jutsu.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyxbm7/naruto_in_the_salesmen_industry_would_dominate/ (PalmFingerNails)
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The Sun could have just supernova'd, but we wouldn't know until 8 minutes has passed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyxbh8/the_sun_could_have_just_supernovad_but_we_wouldnt/ (ARTificial437)
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Taking a dump right after showering always feels extra dirty

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyxaxm/taking_a_dump_right_after_showering_always_feels/ (idea4granted)
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Michael Jackson playing in the background of a scene can mark 3 decades of film

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyxamf/michael_jackson_playing_in_the_background_of_a/ (magnament)
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It's ok for a dog to lick a human, but it's weird when a human does it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyx946/its_ok_for_a_dog_to_lick_a_human_but_its_weird/ (Dr_Carver_Playz)
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People with vision can NEVER truly envision seeing nothing, because even trying to see nothing you still imagine something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyx86w/people_with_vision_can_never_truly_envision/ (DootDootMan69)
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In 100 years, when body modifications advance enough, there will totally be mermaids and centaurs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyx7m6/in_100_years_when_body_modifications_advance/ ([deleted])
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Reckless driving is a bad thing. Wreckless driving is a good thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyx7kq/reckless_driving_is_a_bad_thing_wreckless_driving/ (I_Am_Meme_Man)
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Knowing 10 digits of Pi is cool, but knowing 100 digits of Pi is sad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyx7gu/knowing_10_digits_of_pi_is_cool_but_knowing_100/ (yourunclekev)
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Since most coins are engraved , tossing a coin shouldn't have a perfect 50/50 probability for heads and tails.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyx74w/since_most_coins_are_engraved_tossing_a_coin/ (GhostForReal)
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Everyone hears a voice inside their heads, and people agreed that it's a completely normal thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyx5wn/everyone_hears_a_voice_inside_their_heads_and/ (captain_skillful)
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If you redo something you are re-undoing something

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyx5tq/if_you_redo_something_you_are_reundoing_something/ (DaRealTiger677)
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If we made it so police abuse payouts came out of the police pension fund, instead of our tax money, the police would act better, and be policing themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyx4qn/if_we_made_it_so_police_abuse_payouts_came_out_of/ ([deleted])
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The person you choose to have children with decides what many people will look like in the future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyx3ec/the_person_you_choose_to_have_children_with/ (OliverJK)
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Dogs might think gazebos are taller tables that they haven’t seen the tops of yet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyx2fr/dogs_might_think_gazebos_are_taller_tables_that/ (OK_Compooper)
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A team of deaf people would beat everyone in a game of charades by using sign language.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyx0z8/a_team_of_deaf_people_would_beat_everyone_in_a/ (nictheuNICorn)
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Horses are models in the donkey world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gywv66/horses_are_models_in_the_donkey_world/ (kislayarishiraj)
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Heaters lose energy in the form of light. Light bulbs lose energy in the form of heat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gywv0p/heaters_lose_energy_in_the_form_of_light_light/ (Folpo13)
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All of us have once thought of wanting to go back to our old self.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gywu9f/all_of_us_have_once_thought_of_wanting_to_go_back/ ([deleted])
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With all the surveillance he does, the odds that Batman has a library of potential revenge porn must be astronomically high.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gywtnt/with_all_the_surveillance_he_does_the_odds_that/ (NosferatuVivi)
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Gumball is the Gintama of the cartoon world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gywtc7/gumball_is_the_gintama_of_the_cartoon_world/ ([deleted])
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Most people would not want to touch a cow udder yet have no issues drinking a glass of milk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gywt53/most_people_would_not_want_to_touch_a_cow_udder/ ([deleted])
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A dick move is appreciated only during sex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gywqlf/a_dick_move_is_appreciated_only_during_sex/ (kislayarishiraj)
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when there’s an earthquake crypts become maracas

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gywpht/when_theres_an_earthquake_crypts_become_maracas/ ([deleted])
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You basically pay schools to make your life difficult for a few years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gywnzh/you_basically_pay_schools_to_make_your_life/ (pranshugarg23)
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Our digestive system starts and ends with cheeks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gywnc7/our_digestive_system_starts_and_ends_with_cheeks/ ([deleted])
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Videos with no clickbait as thumbnail actually suggest a clickbait is due.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gywnax/videos_with_no_clickbait_as_thumbnail_actually/ (VishishtMishra)
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Expanding is literally the same as getting more of what you want.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gywm9t/expanding_is_literally_the_same_as_getting_more/ ([deleted])
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Every episode in a series is “to be continued”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gywkno/every_episode_in_a_series_is_to_be_continued/ ([deleted])
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Armies probably wouldn’t recruit COD players since the majority of them reload before using up the entire magazine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gywk9d/armies_probably_wouldnt_recruit_cod_players_since/ ([deleted])
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We are all side characters in your life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gywk3u/we_are_all_side_characters_in_your_life/ (levidrome)
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There is a song that exists that you personally will think is the greatest song ever made, which other people would disagree on. And there is a great probability that you will never hear it in your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gywjzc/there_is_a_song_that_exists_that_you_personally/ (R_Rotten_number_01)
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The need for protest signs and the amount of cardboard delivery boxes synced up nicely.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gywi9z/the_need_for_protest_signs_and_the_amount_of/ (flammableisfun)
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Volcanos, in theory, are the exact opposites of watefalls.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gywg7w/volcanos_in_theory_are_the_exact_opposites_of/ (monachia)
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If we all agreed to it,we could be not humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gywfha/if_we_all_agreed_to_itwe_could_be_not_humans/ (Justkill43)
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Hard work eventually pays off but procrastination does the same immediately

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gywen9/hard_work_eventually_pays_off_but_procrastination/ ([deleted])
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The number Pi contains every phone number, infinite times.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyweat/the_number_pi_contains_every_phone_number/ (HowToDeadMeMe)
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If societies fall when divided then governments need to buy more superglue.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gywdjg/if_societies_fall_when_divided_then_governments/ ([deleted])
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Somewhere in the world, someone qualifies as the most normal person alive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gywctq/somewhere_in_the_world_someone_qualifies_as_the/ (Fu__ingWhale)
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There are sheltered people living in small towns that have like one Panda Express, and they think it’s authentic Chinese cuisine

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gywb9h/there_are_sheltered_people_living_in_small_towns/ (u_stank)
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Connecting parts are often referred as male and female. That makes almost all Lego pieces hermaphrodite.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyw8ox/connecting_parts_are_often_referred_as_male_and/ (Arshellostrich)
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Blind people are better at hitting a piñata blindfolded because their other senses are stronger than the average person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyw8of/blind_people_are_better_at_hitting_a_piñata/ ([deleted])
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Hot girls whose fathers are beefy and masculine will never get with sponge bob noodle arm guys.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyw6dw/hot_girls_whose_fathers_are_beefy_and_masculine/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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You use a stamp, to make a stamp

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyw5yr/you_use_a_stamp_to_make_a_stamp/ (HashtagHashbrowns69)
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Listening is reading for ears

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyw505/listening_is_reading_for_ears/ (funkygirljulia)
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Cursing is immature, yet it’s also considered adult language.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyw2sg/cursing_is_immature_yet_its_also_considered_adult/ (DaFuriouS-GD)
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You can tell if someone is left or right handed by looking at their penis.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyw285/you_can_tell_if_someone_is_left_or_right_handed/ (SungHyun0426)
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From hoping a school staff would interrupt the class to hoping a hacker would do it, the world changed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyw26l/from_hoping_a_school_staff_would_interrupt_the/ (Lachimolala_yoonji)
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a lot of complaints about normal cycling or motorbiking seem to come from the ability to see beyond the bike to the road in front, ending up with people imagining that the bike is stopping them getting there instead of seeing them like traffic on the road.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyw1b4/a_lot_of_complaints_about_normal_cycling_or/ (boshlop)
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Whoever invented gargling was probably the most annoying human being to ever live

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyvymd/whoever_invented_gargling_was_probably_the_most/ (getrect101)
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Maybe and maybe not have similar meanings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyvxrl/maybe_and_maybe_not_have_similar_meanings/ (navalbattle12)
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You ever think about how weird sleeping actually is? Think about it, you close your eyes for long enough and all of a sudden you’re 8 hours into the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyvxdh/you_ever_think_about_how_weird_sleeping_actually/ (vouii)
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There are probably a lot of people getting married on February 2nd, in the year 2222.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyvx2e/there_are_probably_a_lot_of_people_getting/ (Casartelli)
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"Fuck" can be used in almost any context

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyvwur/fuck_can_be_used_in_almost_any_context/ (BigNibbaDicc)
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It must be very hard for astronauts to make their boner go away in space without gravity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyvwo9/it_must_be_very_hard_for_astronauts_to_make_their/ (Namestealer015)
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We’re so industrialized that our jobs aren’t even essential to natural survival anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyvuuu/were_so_industrialized_that_our_jobs_arent_even/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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If the butterfly effect is real, then we have been playing a Visual Novel all along.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyvtfd/if_the_butterfly_effect_is_real_then_we_have_been/ (youruncke)
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Having to pee after sex must be a blessing for those with a urine fetish

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyvrsp/having_to_pee_after_sex_must_be_a_blessing_for/ (Tiberius-the-Cuddler)
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We focus on spelling and grammar the most when looking at the comment of a person you're arguing online.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyvpx2/we_focus_on_spelling_and_grammar_the_most_when/ (0114028)
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If you have a penis then you have both Bruce Banner and Hulk characteristics.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyvpee/if_you_have_a_penis_then_you_have_both_bruce/ (flying_clock)
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You can not prove you finished an eraser

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyvod4/you_can_not_prove_you_finished_an_eraser/ (orby9990)
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It makes sense that a group of people who are looting shops want to defund the police.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyvnek/it_makes_sense_that_a_group_of_people_who_are/ (Ak171)
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Look up to the stars in a clear night, the later you look at it, the more stars you'll see because you see things at the pace of light.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyvnb8/look_up_to_the_stars_in_a_clear_night_the_later/ (DontWooshMeGay)
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The avocado is the new relationship of the fruit world, you love it, you crave it, you can’t wait to get into it, but your timing must be perfect, then when you finally decide to bite the bullet and dive right in, it’s either wonderful or a terrible disappointment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyvixs/the_avocado_is_the_new_relationship_of_the_fruit/ ([deleted])
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It must suck to be an animal in the wild who was feed with some delicious processed food by a random person not knowing how to get more of that.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyvhm9/it_must_suck_to_be_an_animal_in_the_wild_who_was/ (theriffguy)
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Both breakdowns and breakups suck

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyve6x/both_breakdowns_and_breakups_suck/ (JustinCain69)
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If plants grows from seeds, how do we have seedless fruit like some watermelons and mandarins.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyv8ah/if_plants_grows_from_seeds_how_do_we_have/ (leonelfreak)
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Your whole life is a butterfly effect because your parents started it with a small action

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyv633/your_whole_life_is_a_butterfly_effect_because/ (XxCatGodXx)
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If parents genuinely cared about you, they wouldn’t buy you everything you ask for

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyv5k0/if_parents_genuinely_cared_about_you_they_wouldnt/ (Veerraj55)
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Ads that you hate or are laughably bad, are the most memorable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyv5hb/ads_that_you_hate_or_are_laughably_bad_are_the/ (Relaxing_Cat)
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If Vegans don’t eat anything that is a byproduct of animals, then surely most vegetables are off limits because they are grown in fertilizer...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyv4uv/if_vegans_dont_eat_anything_that_is_a_byproduct/ (FunkagendaWeHo)
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Without mirrors, there is no way to ever see more then 3 sides of a cube.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyv3jl/without_mirrors_there_is_no_way_to_ever_see_more/ (thijsniez)
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You either end your show while it’s good or stretch it too long for it to become The Simpson’s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyv30c/you_either_end_your_show_while_its_good_or/ (supremedoggo69)
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There is probably a life changing invention out there that was meant to do more harm than good

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyv28g/there_is_probably_a_life_changing_invention_out/ ([deleted])
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People probably believe they are lighter sleepers than they actually are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyv0o1/people_probably_believe_they_are_lighter_sleepers/ (TheRealBrianLeFevre)
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If you soak leaves in hot water, you have a drink. But if you soak bones in hot water, you have food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyv04z/if_you_soak_leaves_in_hot_water_you_have_a_drink/ (solicitorpenguin)
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Popular music in the early 2000s was literally just random R&B songs and songs they played at the end of a Smallville episode.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyuznn/popular_music_in_the_early_2000s_was_literally/ (tkcool73)
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The old blood bender lady could have good sex with anyone without viagra

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyuwj2/the_old_blood_bender_lady_could_have_good_sex/ (MeVsVader)
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You are a food-powered submarine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gyuvxo/you_are_a_foodpowered_submarine/ (ToastyWaffelz)
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In an alternative reality, Microsoft Clippy might be as popular as Mickey Mouse or Mario

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gydt4x/in_an_alternative_reality_microsoft_clippy_might/ (MarinersFan28)
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If a turd was frozen, it'd be a shitty popsicle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gycrsc/if_a_turd_was_frozen_itd_be_a_shitty_popsicle/ (smahl)
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If the World was like Civilization V

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gycphz/if_the_world_was_like_civilization_v/ (Mr_Kibbles797)
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It’s strange to see people recommending business’s solely because of the skin colour of the business owner again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gxc74b/its_strange_to_see_people_recommending_businesss/ (Hetzer12)
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You've probably nearly been killed multiple times but made it out alive without even realizing or ever knowing you came close to death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gxanhw/youve_probably_nearly_been_killed_multiple_times/ (NiMMyJewTRoN12456)
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The true sign of a good person, when you have power or authority over people and don't use it to your advantage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gxahz5/the_true_sign_of_a_good_person_when_you_have/ (Starlord_who)
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The word indescribable is a contradiction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gxagt1/the_word_indescribable_is_a_contradiction/ (Goldenstripe5020)
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People usually text "LOL" when they aren't even smiling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gxagpv/people_usually_text_lol_when_they_arent_even/ (Kalajasavakuy)
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You never actually see billboards go up but they always change.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gxafxi/you_never_actually_see_billboards_go_up_but_they/ (Endermaster33)
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Someone could come up with a pill that actually increases the size of your penis and no one would believe it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gxabzj/someone_could_come_up_with_a_pill_that_actually/ (cswagerty85)
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If you had to describe the texture of prawn crackers, the closest thing would probably be styrofoam

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gxabui/if_you_had_to_describe_the_texture_of_prawn/ (Nerdgirl_7)
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The number of great moments we get to see is nowhere near the number of glorious moments that are never captured

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gxaal6/the_number_of_great_moments_we_get_to_see_is/ (finally_real_)
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Glass is probably the only thing you can both look through and see yourself in

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gxaajj/glass_is_probably_the_only_thing_you_can_both/ (Ghost_Nation03)
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If you see Justin Y everywhere, you are also everywhere

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gxa7ug/if_you_see_justin_y_everywhere_you_are_also/ (I_Tickle_Buttholes)
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You know you're getting old when you start noticing nice lawns.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gxa6tw/you_know_youre_getting_old_when_you_start/ (kyle1007)
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Steven Tyler's mother was probably going crazy when he started crying or got colicky.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gxa5hp/steven_tylers_mother_was_probably_going_crazy/ (FreakinAwesomeInc)
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When you’re drinking beer, the beer is getting drunk too

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gxa4yq/when_youre_drinking_beer_the_beer_is_getting/ (Explodidoshas)
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Life is neither good or bad

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gxa441/life_is_neither_good_or_bad/ (parola123y)
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the letter m looks like rn, so homey=horney

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gxa433/the_letter_m_looks_like_rn_so_homeyhorney/ (iamsl4v)
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The deeper the sea is, the colder it gets, but the closer you are to the center of the earth, the warmer it gets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gxa3qx/the_deeper_the_sea_is_the_colder_it_gets_but_the/ (drivingmemory)
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Due to the maturity of rabbits there isn't one Ms. Rabbit but many, that is how they can own literally every shop in peppa' pig.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gxa39j/due_to_the_maturity_of_rabbits_there_isnt_one_ms/ (-Anxiety_)
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If you are not disabled and you park in disabled you are truly disabled.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gxa2j4/if_you_are_not_disabled_and_you_park_in_disabled/ (THEFATTESTBATMAN)
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If it’s evil to address the hypocrisy of a popular opinion, then that makes you the hypocrite.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gxa2cg/if_its_evil_to_address_the_hypocrisy_of_a_popular/ (ral365)
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Well on the bright side, it's nice to go through spring without catching someone's cold.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx9xue/well_on_the_bright_side_its_nice_to_go_through/ (BKinBC)
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The #1 trait of being a badass is being yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx9x2c/the_1_trait_of_being_a_badass_is_being_yourself/ (bay1998)
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We as humans really underappreciate our ability to be able to reach almost our entire body by hand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx9wlk/we_as_humans_really_underappreciate_our_ability/ (MOCHAxGELATO)
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The sound used to cover the F word on TV is more offensive than the F word.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx9wcr/the_sound_used_to_cover_the_f_word_on_tv_is_more/ (B1ackmanNaija)
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Humans are on the top of the food chain just because they're intelligent enough to create weapons, not because their natural ability to hunt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx9uaj/humans_are_on_the_top_of_the_food_chain_just/ (iamsl4v)
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There is probobly a place in your house you haven't stepped on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx9tlr/there_is_probobly_a_place_in_your_house_you/ (-DEATHBLADE-)
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A tiger is to a cat what a bee or a wasp is to a fly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx9tkt/a_tiger_is_to_a_cat_what_a_bee_or_a_wasp_is_to_a/ (vanharteopenkaart)
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The saying “it’s all downhill from here” makes no sense. Going downhill is not only easier and faster than uphill, but it’s also way more fun to go downhill (i.e. sledding, rollercoasters, slides, etc).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx9tce/the_saying_its_all_downhill_from_here_makes_no/ (BeanedMan)
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The myth of ghosts was probably because our ancestors with sleep paralysis didn't know that what they are seeing during that phase were hallucinations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx9spi/the_myth_of_ghosts_was_probably_because_our/ (JC112579)
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All of us have the ability to completely and irreversibly ruin our lives within the next 60 seconds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx9s3g/all_of_us_have_the_ability_to_completely_and/ (_mindvirus)
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The myth of ghosts was probably because our ancestors with sleep paralysis thought thr things they see ain't hallucinations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx9rug/the_myth_of_ghosts_was_probably_because_our/ ([deleted])
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The number of arm by person on earth is less than two

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx9qoo/the_number_of_arm_by_person_on_earth_is_less_than/ (ALEO1703)
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The letter H doesn't have a sound, it's just breath.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx9qho/the_letter_h_doesnt_have_a_sound_its_just_breath/ (Walis42)
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Looking back at a lawn you just mowed is almost the same feeling as looking back at a car you just bought.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx9pej/looking_back_at_a_lawn_you_just_mowed_is_almost/ (SirDrinksAlot81)
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The 4th of July is gonna be a real shitshow

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx9omf/the_4th_of_july_is_gonna_be_a_real_shitshow/ (WolfisaGod)
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On a positive note there doesn't seem to be killer robot cop armies yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx9o15/on_a_positive_note_there_doesnt_seem_to_be_killer/ (trashponder)
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The reason why some people are single is by choice. Maybe not their choice... but still.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx9lso/the_reason_why_some_people_are_single_is_by/ (korfor)
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Waiting for a patchy lawn to grow in is the same feeling as people who want their beard to fully connect

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx9j7i/waiting_for_a_patchy_lawn_to_grow_in_is_the_same/ (Zehaldrin)
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There’s probably a lot of money to be made in the plywood business lately.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx9hq2/theres_probably_a_lot_of_money_to_be_made_in_the/ (realqurlyjoe)
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If there was something disgusting like a cockroach in your coke can, you wouldn't know until you take a sip.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx9hjj/if_there_was_something_disgusting_like_a/ (iamsl4v)
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If Pinnochio was real, we could ask him any difficult yes or no question, and we would know the answer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx9hjb/if_pinnochio_was_real_we_could_ask_him_any/ ([deleted])
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It must've been REALLY difficult for humans to fall asleep before we invented beds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx9h19/it_mustve_been_really_difficult_for_humans_to/ (ObsoleteOcto)
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When the first masochistic arrived in hell the devil must have been very confused

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx9dti/when_the_first_masochistic_arrived_in_hell_the/ (civivin)
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Kim Kardashian was actually pretty cute before her plastic surgery

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx9d0x/kim_kardashian_was_actually_pretty_cute_before/ (mrcharlesboyle)
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Existence of the man named Big Ed implies the existence of a Small Ed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx9cm6/existence_of_the_man_named_big_ed_implies_the/ (bahleg)
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When you're an animal rights activist, it must feel like you're beating a dead horse sometimes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx9bsf/when_youre_an_animal_rights_activist_it_must_feel/ (MarinersFan28)
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You show people your index finger for recognition, your middle finger for disapproval and your thumbs pointing up or down for OK/not OK.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx9a2o/you_show_people_your_index_finger_for_recognition/ (latinloner)
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If people were capable of cloacal respiration, an artificial respiration would look weird.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx99oo/if_people_were_capable_of_cloacal_respiration_an/ (vpetrychuk)
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Nachos are killed after helping their killer locate their friends and family.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx95bo/nachos_are_killed_after_helping_their_killer/ (eroseros)
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Calling a woman "princess" after a certain age is an insult. Calling a woman a "queen" at any age is a compliment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx93oo/calling_a_woman_princess_after_a_certain_age_is/ (OnceUponACockapuss)
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Every year you live through the future anniversary of your death without knowing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx93k1/every_year_you_live_through_the_future/ (mroc5000)
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If we were to think of it, humans and dogs epitomize dom-sum relationships. With dogs showing eternal love and loyalty despite the leash, getting locked in small spaces, the negligence, etc.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx910g/if_we_were_to_think_of_it_humans_and_dogs/ (thebitchwhomeows)
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The ABBA song “Knowing me, Knowing you” would have made much more sense of it was the last song they released.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx8wrt/the_abba_song_knowing_me_knowing_you_would_have/ (Gem5005)
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Drinking beer is microdosing alcohol

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx8w9c/drinking_beer_is_microdosing_alcohol/ (dopamemento)
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What’s yours is ours without the “y”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx8v0r/whats_yours_is_ours_without_the_y/ (piratecheese13)
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Technically a shorter wire would charge quicker

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx8uaq/technically_a_shorter_wire_would_charge_quicker/ (1vider1)
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Rich people have probably gotten the same dollar or dollars back once or twice and don’t even know it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx8pmk/rich_people_have_probably_gotten_the_same_dollar/ (TitanMaster57)
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The 'Cars' movies depicted organ trafficking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx8oxa/the_cars_movies_depicted_organ_trafficking/ (indoctibus1337)
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You have to be athletic to try to become more athletic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx8osm/you_have_to_be_athletic_to_try_to_become_more/ (mini__man)
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We are living through a mash-up of "Idiocracy" and "V for Vendetta".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx8n7n/we_are_living_through_a_mashup_of_idiocracy_and_v/ (syngestreetsurvivor)
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People give advice about off grid living and put it on the internet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx8kva/people_give_advice_about_off_grid_living_and_put/ (melicious660)
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If you were eternal and couldn’t die, but also couldn’t swim, falling out of a boat would really suck.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx8iwc/if_you_were_eternal_and_couldnt_die_but_also/ (chishiki)
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A sudden rise or a drastic fall in number of conspiracy theories will be more suspicious

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx8f73/a_sudden_rise_or_a_drastic_fall_in_number_of/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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Cave people didn't have mirrors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx8dxj/cave_people_didnt_have_mirrors/ (Andytjr)
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Getting coal for Christmas during the 18th/19th Century was probably a good thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx89iu/getting_coal_for_christmas_during_the_18th19th/ (ThePaperEmpire)
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People with specs have to pay to see the people they don't even like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx87qi/people_with_specs_have_to_pay_to_see_the_people/ (iRememberyou6)
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Mixing vapourised meat with tear gas would take care of all the vegan protesters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx87n6/mixing_vapourised_meat_with_tear_gas_would_take/ (CherryBlackEyes)
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Our dogs or pets probably think we organically grow our clothes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx86iz/our_dogs_or_pets_probably_think_we_organically/ (the-pie-cap)
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The scariest thing about the future portrayed by Ghost in the Shell is that, if all humans are linked to the Net, an AI consciousness could theoretically corrupt your "soul"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx852p/the_scariest_thing_about_the_future_portrayed_by/ (vexed_chexmix)
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People need to stop posting old pictures saying they're not vampires. Of course you're not a vampire; that old portrait used mirrors and vampires don't show up in mirrors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx835l/people_need_to_stop_posting_old_pictures_saying/ (Joey_the_Duck)
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Joseph James DeAngelo, the Golden State Killer, must have been nervous as hell when the TV show Dexter was first popular.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx81yt/joseph_james_deangelo_the_golden_state_killer/ (MaxiDMeridious)
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if you wanna humanize a historical figure just imagine them farting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx81l4/if_you_wanna_humanize_a_historical_figure_just/ (Bal00n00)
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Your shadow doesn't actually exist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx7zix/your_shadow_doesnt_actually_exist/ (TheRobotics5)
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Goku turned ssj2blue in the T.O.P. arc and no one seemed to care or notice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx7z5f/goku_turned_ssj2blue_in_the_top_arc_and_no_one/ (CharismaticClown)
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Getting a robot/prosthetic arm in TV shows is cool as hell. But getting a robot/prosthetic arm in real life sucks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx7ywv/getting_a_robotprosthetic_arm_in_tv_shows_is_cool/ (Viper236)
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We come from liquid live in half liquid - half solid form and when we die we become solid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx7y0c/we_come_from_liquid_live_in_half_liquid_half/ (KThuN1)
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YOLO is a reason to not do something stupid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx7x30/yolo_is_a_reason_to_not_do_something_stupid/ (PonyNoDie)
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Space porn is an untapped industry that may happen soon with the commercialization of space.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx7v50/space_porn_is_an_untapped_industry_that_may/ (_xX_Memelord_Xx_)
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There are more breasts than humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx7uqg/there_are_more_breasts_than_humans/ (Planesrule56)
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We are living the flash before we die playing our memories over.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx7si6/we_are_living_the_flash_before_we_die_playing_our/ (SlapOrGetSlapped)
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If Asian countries had discovered the Americas, it would probably be considered part of the eastern world instead of the west.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx7s08/if_asian_countries_had_discovered_the_americas_it/ (Not-Alpharious)
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Child actors usually end up screwed up because they are made to act like someone they aren't before they know who they are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx7rrt/child_actors_usually_end_up_screwed_up_because/ (Clattu)
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If you’re younger than 20, the only 90s culture you’ll ever have experienced are the 2090s.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx7rmu/if_youre_younger_than_20_the_only_90s_culture/ (salvorhardin_BE)
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Magicians Never Reveal their secrets. But the internet does.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx7qn4/magicians_never_reveal_their_secrets_but_the/ (LeKrispyKreme)
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There's no difference between something common and something uncommon, everyone knows about either one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx7qfn/theres_no_difference_between_something_common_and/ (SirMalcolmK)
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You'll never be aware of not paying attention to something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx7oxd/youll_never_be_aware_of_not_paying_attention_to/ (Aksurah)
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"Less-than-lethal" are actually "Likely-to-maim-but-not-kill"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx7ooc/lessthanlethal_are_actually_likelytomaimbutnotkill/ (dave_890)
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Pissing is unused hydraulics for shitting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx7lb2/pissing_is_unused_hydraulics_for_shitting/ (Redtex)
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There must be a lot of foods that were made by an accident

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx7jwl/there_must_be_a_lot_of_foods_that_were_made_by_an/ (cheezybooty)
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If everyone had teleportation powers we would all become fat and lazy from not having to walk or run anywhere

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx7i7v/if_everyone_had_teleportation_powers_we_would_all/ (snacktime_alchemist)
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Existence of the character “big chungus “ implies the existence of “small chungus”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx7hxs/existence_of_the_character_big_chungus_implies/ (kim_jong_veintisiete)
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If you were invincible, you couldn't build up muscle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx7eia/if_you_were_invincible_you_couldnt_build_up_muscle/ (CYANOACRYLATE3)
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Pitas are edible doggy bags.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx7cop/pitas_are_edible_doggy_bags/ (Joe__Mama___)
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Peter Griffin doesn’t have eyebrows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx7blz/peter_griffin_doesnt_have_eyebrows/ (pastell_soelli)
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Almost everything in life is an abstraction of sex or one its required components

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx7bie/almost_everything_in_life_is_an_abstraction_of/ (ValidatingUsername)
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Citizens can use live ammo to defend their businesses, but police are not allowed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx7bbc/citizens_can_use_live_ammo_to_defend_their/ (PapaSlurms)
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Driving barefoot is harder than with shoes on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx7ayz/driving_barefoot_is_harder_than_with_shoes_on/ (Vrtuosooo)
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Almost all electrical engineers are really advanced fire benders

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx78mk/almost_all_electrical_engineers_are_really/ (moosic_boi)
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It's extremely common to see little kids with missing teeth but you hardly ever see growing puppies with missing teeth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx77z3/its_extremely_common_to_see_little_kids_with/ (vexed_chexmix)
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Societal change is easier brought about by the death of the previous generation than by the actions of the newest one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx77v2/societal_change_is_easier_brought_about_by_the/ (Cebo494)
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The alphabet is in alphabetical and chronological order

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx75ny/the_alphabet_is_in_alphabetical_and_chronological/ (FredHowl)
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If musicians are air-benders, artists are light-benders.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx74qn/if_musicians_are_airbenders_artists_are/ (kippycaps)
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People with Imposter Syndrome have unwittingly become imposter imposters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx74e8/people_with_imposter_syndrome_have_unwittingly/ (MacchaExplosion)
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Women's front pockets are made to have about as much functionality as men's back pockets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx741w/womens_front_pockets_are_made_to_have_about_as/ (Gamer12357890)
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Many people's favorite color is red just because they grew up with the red power ranger as their role model.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx72lr/many_peoples_favorite_color_is_red_just_because/ (RedditEffigy)
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Determinism is actually the most luck-based because the future is already set without anyone's will and you can do nothing about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx71zp/determinism_is_actually_the_most_luckbased/ (PLutonium273)
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Warm water tastes sweeter than cold water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx71e8/warm_water_tastes_sweeter_than_cold_water/ (Francisconnelly)
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It's a good thing that auto-correct exists on phones because without it, most of us would probably routinely embarrass ourselves during conversations

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx70kf/its_a_good_thing_that_autocorrect_exists_on/ (vexed_chexmix)
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You are far more likely to change your physical address than your email address

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx70ac/you_are_far_more_likely_to_change_your_physical/ (Atlfitguy)
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Getting old isn’t any fun but you only have to do it once.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx6zyo/getting_old_isnt_any_fun_but_you_only_have_to_do/ (Bert-63)
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Inspect Element is the Creative Mode of the internet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx6zt2/inspect_element_is_the_creative_mode_of_the/ (AGroupofThisIsCalled)
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Bunk beds are human shelves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx6xw6/bunk_beds_are_human_shelves/ ([deleted])
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Whatever happens in November, we get a creepy old man who says dumb shit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx6xjv/whatever_happens_in_november_we_get_a_creepy_old/ ([deleted])
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The longest, most painful death is death by aging, since you have to get through life to get there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx6x5j/the_longest_most_painful_death_is_death_by_aging/ (MisturBanana1)
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The Rubik's cube is damn near impossible for Colorblind people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx6w2x/the_rubiks_cube_is_damn_near_impossible_for/ (LeKrispyKreme)
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“The stock market isn’t a snapshot of the economy, it’s a graph outlining the emotion state of rich people”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx6ufp/the_stock_market_isnt_a_snapshot_of_the_economy/ (macmooie)
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Bad apples needs to be mercilessly crushed, and buried into the ground where they can become fertilisers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx6txg/bad_apples_needs_to_be_mercilessly_crushed_and/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Maybe "Your Type" Doesn't Consider You As Their Type.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx6tu4/maybe_your_type_doesnt_consider_you_as_their_type/ (itsscorchd)
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Companies can also change app icons for pride month

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx6sdl/companies_can_also_change_app_icons_for_pride/ (speedmaster112)
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If ‘if’ and ‘buts’ were candy and nuts we’d all have a merry Christmas

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx6rdi/if_if_and_buts_were_candy_and_nuts_wed_all_have_a/ (gr8_big_geek)
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The part of other people’s bodies that people most often punch is their fist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx6qzw/the_part_of_other_peoples_bodies_that_people_most/ (iTeoti)
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If the median age in the world is around 30 years old then a 30 year old sock is older than half the whole entire world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx6q3g/if_the_median_age_in_the_world_is_around_30_years/ (yummygummydummmy)
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Your “first pee of the morning” is real life’s version of your daily login reward.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx6pmy/your_first_pee_of_the_morning_is_real_lifes/ (mostintuitively)
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Farts smell worse here

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx6p4h/farts_smell_worse_here/ (cliffwbar)
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Someone is gonna make a lot of money off of selling tear gas masks and rubber bullet shields.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx6p24/someone_is_gonna_make_a_lot_of_money_off_of/ (abrooks9002)
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People aren’t nearly thankful enough that spiders don’t have wings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx6p0q/people_arent_nearly_thankful_enough_that_spiders/ (Dragonquack)
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Horseshoes are more like horse soles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx6ntg/horseshoes_are_more_like_horse_soles/ (Apocafeller)
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Things touted as "for all ages" is really meant for children.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx6mbb/things_touted_as_for_all_ages_is_really_meant_for/ (koleslaw)
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Saying Voldemort proves England has no freedom of speech.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx6kv6/saying_voldemort_proves_england_has_no_freedom_of/ (nimitz12)
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The Lion King has the exact same plot as Bambi.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx6ku1/the_lion_king_has_the_exact_same_plot_as_bambi/ (ke11y24)
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Blind people does not need lightbulbs, nor flashlights and candles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx6kje/blind_people_does_not_need_lightbulbs_nor/ (The-4CE)
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When typing, the letter “a” looks really different compared to how most people write it, and everyone is okay with that.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx6h9d/when_typing_the_letter_a_looks_really_different/ (GoLeMxShAdOw)
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In a line the person In front of you is also the person farthest behind you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx6h8j/in_a_line_the_person_in_front_of_you_is_also_the/ ([deleted])
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Most people will only research something they see on social media if they disagree with it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx6fed/most_people_will_only_research_something_they_see/ (Driplzy)
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The next revolution will likely be live streamed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx6eoa/the_next_revolution_will_likely_be_live_streamed/ (TueuEnSerie)
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The 3 rules of robotics would solve a lot of policing problems.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx6drw/the_3_rules_of_robotics_would_solve_a_lot_of/ (txbomr)
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If you go to an orchard and the farmer says several apples can kill you, it's not a problem with the apples, but the whole orchard itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx6dq5/if_you_go_to_an_orchard_and_the_farmer_says/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Looting In video games = awesome. Looting in RL = not so good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx6bku/looting_in_video_games_awesome_looting_in_rl_not/ (cypress707)
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To dye your hair, your hair actually has to die (bleach)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx69n2/to_dye_your_hair_your_hair_actually_has_to_die/ ([deleted])
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Calling people out for "whataboutism" is also whataboutism

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx68gp/calling_people_out_for_whataboutism_is_also/ (mb62)
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People who code in Python speak Parseltongue.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx66go/people_who_code_in_python_speak_parseltongue/ (Carne_Asada_)
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N95 is IP68 of masks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx65gc/n95_is_ip68_of_masks/ (CommentDebate)
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During 1940s, Murica WAS Antifa.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx64d0/during_1940s_murica_was_antifa/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Schedules were probably created by procrastinating people so that they could do everything they needed at the last possible second and still getaway with it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx629u/schedules_were_probably_created_by/ (legallytaken)
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If the LGBT has their own flag that reprecents them then why are the lines in the flag straight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx626m/if_the_lgbt_has_their_own_flag_that_reprecents/ (timukki)
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Undercover Cops are Secret Police

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx61o8/undercover_cops_are_secret_police/ ([deleted])
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If protesters split into smaller more organized groups they could prevent outside agitators from perverting the protests, while having more targeted and effective demonstrations

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx61gs/if_protesters_split_into_smaller_more_organized/ (Zr0chance)
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You know we've lost the plot when people are legitimately trying to justify looting and burning a city.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx61dt/you_know_weve_lost_the_plot_when_people_are/ (SufficientDish)
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Prison Labor is Murican Gulag

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx60i7/prison_labor_is_murican_gulag/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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When you buy a child a cell phone, that might be their phone number for the rest of their life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx5xmy/when_you_buy_a_child_a_cell_phone_that_might_be/ (jdlr815)
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A tank is a train that lays its own tracks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx5wg1/a_tank_is_a_train_that_lays_its_own_tracks/ (Solidjulz)
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With the high number of complaints about being shot with "non-lethal" rounds it, in a sense, proves that they are successful.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx5ucs/with_the_high_number_of_complaints_about_being/ (privatepeanut213)
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We are going to have to act if we want to live in a different world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx5u80/we_are_going_to_have_to_act_if_we_want_to_live_in/ (lemonkid12345)
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Poor kids can be just as smart as white kids - J.B

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx5rzx/poor_kids_can_be_just_as_smart_as_white_kids_jb/ (Hetzer12)
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Technically, Tropical Thunder is a sequel to The 3 Amigos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx5q3x/technically_tropical_thunder_is_a_sequel_to_the_3/ (PancakeExprationDate)
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The accidental feature of every oven is telling you how long you lost electrical power.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx5q1r/the_accidental_feature_of_every_oven_is_telling/ (RobertGBradley)
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An electric motor is a generator but in reverse

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx5p8w/an_electric_motor_is_a_generator_but_in_reverse/ (MaximumHarry)
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Despite all the shit we do to try to validate our existence, in reality nobody’s life matters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx5p4u/despite_all_the_shit_we_do_to_try_to_validate_our/ (Hetzer12)
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Conspiracy theories occur because the simulators of the matrix don’t get all the details correct during major events.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx5mbf/conspiracy_theories_occur_because_the_simulators/ (Bjarki56)
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If Violet from the Incredibles got pregnant would her child be able to turn invisible too or would there just be a foetus floating around

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx5m1b/if_violet_from_the_incredibles_got_pregnant_would/ (CaptainDuckers)
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Nothing is everything with a twist. 0 twisted is infinity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx5l6j/nothing_is_everything_with_a_twist_0_twisted_is/ (JustGimme-_-AnUserNm)
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Small children have the easiest lives , but still they are the ones who cry the most .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx5kgl/small_children_have_the_easiest_lives_but_still/ (OffendedDishwasher)
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Just imagine the number of audio books we could go through, if Eminem was reading them. Basically you can multiply the maximum speed available in the settings by just switching to 1.5x.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx5jlm/just_imagine_the_number_of_audio_books_we_could/ (leehant)
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All the babies in Wall-e were mainly the work of robots

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx5jkx/all_the_babies_in_walle_were_mainly_the_work_of/ (Aphtha_Jester)
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The average amount of testicles per person is a little bit less than 1

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx5jjr/the_average_amount_of_testicles_per_person_is_a/ (Gru-esome)
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The masochist is a tank, the sadist is a dps and both the masochist and the sadist is a kamikaze.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx5ij1/the_masochist_is_a_tank_the_sadist_is_a_dps_and/ (Barakisa)
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The songs from Fallout 3 are nostalgic classics again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx5g5x/the_songs_from_fallout_3_are_nostalgic_classics/ (hadenwarrik)
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The way we get educated is going to radically change.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx5eqr/the_way_we_get_educated_is_going_to_radically/ (vpetrychuk)
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Everyone complaining about a cartoon hedgehog in a kids movie was a 30-year-old man.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx5ee6/everyone_complaining_about_a_cartoon_hedgehog_in/ (The_Last_Boy_Scout)
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Everybody is afraid to be alone in the dark but actually they're afraid that they are not alone in the dark.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx5de7/everybody_is_afraid_to_be_alone_in_the_dark_but/ (Boekermans)
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You may not be happy with your body , but someone out there has your body as their goal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx5cmi/you_may_not_be_happy_with_your_body_but_someone/ (JustGimme-_-AnUserNm)
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We are closer to the year 2043 than we are to 1990

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx5bug/we_are_closer_to_the_year_2043_than_we_are_to_1990/ (JustGimme-_-AnUserNm)
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When you visit a local hospital, there's a good chance you're very close to the place where you will die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx5ayh/when_you_visit_a_local_hospital_theres_a_good/ (Catshit-Dogfart)
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The Internet might just be a Westworldian experiment created to perfect the copying process.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx580i/the_internet_might_just_be_a_westworldian/ (TTJoker)
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The fact that house designers never make two bedrooms the same size is a huge troll against parents with multiple kids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx57v1/the_fact_that_house_designers_never_make_two/ (BoldSyntax)
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You can never find the perfect hiding spot because if you would find it it's not perfect

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx578n/you_can_never_find_the_perfect_hiding_spot/ (JustGimme-_-AnUserNm)
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Chewbacca is a nudist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx56wk/chewbacca_is_a_nudist/ (gladiator-batman)
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We are not scared to br alone in the dark , we are scared that we are not alone in the dark

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx56nk/we_are_not_scared_to_br_alone_in_the_dark_we_are/ (JustGimme-_-AnUserNm)
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Corpses shake inside coffin during earthquake

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx54my/corpses_shake_inside_coffin_during_earthquake/ (rahul-acr3)
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We could replace grass with clover and never have to mow the lawn again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx543m/we_could_replace_grass_with_clover_and_never_have/ (Forest_Moon_of_Earth)
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A certain percentage of unsolved crimes were committed by police.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx534y/a_certain_percentage_of_unsolved_crimes_were/ (molested_mole)
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Seeing a hair in your food is better than not seeing the hair in your food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx5342/seeing_a_hair_in_your_food_is_better_than_not/ (Rafael20051)
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Fritos are the meerkat of chips

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx52dp/fritos_are_the_meerkat_of_chips/ (Forrest__G)
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If a burglar or thief tried to break in to the Museum of Natural History during the events of “Night at the Museum” at night, they’d definitely be freaked out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx511x/if_a_burglar_or_thief_tried_to_break_in_to_the/ (iluvjohnhughesmovies)
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Images of people protesting in facemasks will be iconic in the future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx50z8/images_of_people_protesting_in_facemasks_will_be/ (CompleXdespotism)
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Productive people don't get how hard it can be to get productive, unproductive people don't get how hard it can be to get unproductive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx4zqi/productive_people_dont_get_how_hard_it_can_be_to/ (Kubaso420)
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When you put the opposite gender in interests in Omegle, you're more likely to be matched with the same gender.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx4zfp/when_you_put_the_opposite_gender_in_interests_in/ (avrahta)
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Babies are cutting edge human tech.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx4z3o/babies_are_cutting_edge_human_tech/ (Pez79_14)
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If you fart while taking your pants off to go #2, then sit down, it’s basically like farting directly into your own face.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx4ycx/if_you_fart_while_taking_your_pants_off_to_go_2/ (bronzodia4life)
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Only doing 99% of something can be harder than doing 100%

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx4wnu/only_doing_99_of_something_can_be_harder_than/ (Shemozzlecacophany)
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Every living organism can produce all three states of matter from their butthole, except for plasma

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx4vbm/every_living_organism_can_produce_all_three/ (AltruisticDrink)
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With so many officers being suspended or fired by recorded misconduct, there will probably be a lot of job openings at law enforcement soon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx4ugp/with_so_many_officers_being_suspended_or_fired_by/ (thesixbpencil)
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When you turn on a ceiling fan, it “weighs” a little bit less compared to when it’s off from the perspective of the fasteners bolting it up to the ceiling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx4ubz/when_you_turn_on_a_ceiling_fan_it_weighs_a_little/ (big_avacado)
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Pandas are black, white and Asian.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx4t8s/pandas_are_black_white_and_asian/ (ShadowStrike2)
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If you step on others to get to the top, the bigger your fall will be

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx4sdx/if_you_step_on_others_to_get_to_the_top_the/ (Bleu-Morpho)
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If mouth becomes a private part, there will be a new pornhub category.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx4r0k/if_mouth_becomes_a_private_part_there_will_be_a/ (hillenium)
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You could have ate eggs from the same chicken on seperate occasions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx4qbn/you_could_have_ate_eggs_from_the_same_chicken_on/ (gorybomb)
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If you eat your stomach, where will it go

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx4or3/if_you_eat_your_stomach_where_will_it_go/ (Goldenkittycat)
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If your mental health hasn't been a priority lately, you're probably doing just fine

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx4o43/if_your_mental_health_hasnt_been_a_priority/ (loserlonerray)
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Such a‌‌ s‌‌imple t‌‌hing a‌‌s a‌‌ l‌‌eaf o‌‌f t‌‌oilet p‌‌aper c‌‌an m‌‌ake y‌‌our d‌‌ay w‌‌ay p‌‌leasant i‌‌f y‌‌ou j‌‌ust l‌‌ay i‌‌t o‌‌ver t‌‌he s‌‌urface o‌‌f t‌‌he w‌‌ater.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx4nso/such_a_simple_thing_as_a_leaf_of_toilet_paper_can/ (vpetrychuk)
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Our children will be appalled when we’ll tell them we used to go to work and not wear masks when we had cold or flu symptoms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx4juw/our_children_will_be_appalled_when_well_tell_them/ (duppyconqueror81)
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It doesn't matter what you eat. It's gonna be shit anyway.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx4hv0/it_doesnt_matter_what_you_eat_its_gonna_be_shit/ (ishitmyselfeveryday)
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Normal Pokémon types = Animals on roids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gx4hfa/normal_pokémon_types_animals_on_roids/ (Holygrail69)
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We discovered fire 0.2 million years ago, the wheel in 3500 b.c and we went to the moon in 1969.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwq32r/we_discovered_fire_02_million_years_ago_the_wheel/ (celestialscholar)
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People regard their phones the same way the Jedi regard their lightsabers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwq1ji/people_regard_their_phones_the_same_way_the_jedi/ (1969ontherun)
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Flowers are genitals of plants.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwq05p/flowers_are_genitals_of_plants/ (dhaklal)
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Everyone in the world is living in the same minute but at a different hour

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwpwi7/everyone_in_the_world_is_living_in_the_same/ (wieniehutsenior)
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Counselors who are also parents probably use what they learn from their clients to help them parent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwpv9d/counselors_who_are_also_parents_probably_use_what/ (RushCultist)
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It is a little annoying that your laptop needs 3 to 4 hours to fully recharge. Then you realise that you need 6 to 8 hours to do the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwptms/it_is_a_little_annoying_that_your_laptop_needs_3/ (puzzledbynature)
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You can never re-crumple a paper the same way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwpt50/you_can_never_recrumple_a_paper_the_same_way/ (Lexicorint)
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If by eating a lot we got taller instead of fatter, height shaming probably wouldn't become a thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwpt2r/if_by_eating_a_lot_we_got_taller_instead_of/ (poop_tastes_very_bad)
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Pita is a thicc soft taco shell.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwpstz/pita_is_a_thicc_soft_taco_shell/ (Gary_October)
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When jogging, we put on specific clothes so people don't think we are running from or to something

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwpso2/when_jogging_we_put_on_specific_clothes_so_people/ (shakeil123)
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If women could freely go topless at the beach, half of the bikini industry would suffer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwps9i/if_women_could_freely_go_topless_at_the_beach/ (harbingerofreality)
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The potato pealer is fascinating but not interesting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwps8z/the_potato_pealer_is_fascinating_but_not/ (AEGIS2002)
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Technically the person who killed Batman’s parents saved a lot of lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwprn7/technically_the_person_who_killed_batmans_parents/ (31moreyears)
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When we smile with our teeth showing, we’re just moving our face muscles to show our inner interior (bones) and everyone finds it normal to show it when happy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwppx2/when_we_smile_with_our_teeth_showing_were_just/ (SUB_TO_PEWDSIPIE)
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The color is gone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwpphj/the_color_is_gone/ (Gary_October)
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If a blind person had Synesthesia, nobody would know, including them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwppa2/if_a_blind_person_had_synesthesia_nobody_would/ (PajamaStripes)
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Obamium is a material only obtained through having a high internet status

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwpn47/obamium_is_a_material_only_obtained_through/ (RainingSausages)
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Could be a second Earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwpktg/could_be_a_second_earth/ (Yoconn)
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Had the Titanic not sunk, there would have most likely been an equally tragic accident involving a ship sinking with not enough lifeboats.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwpi0k/had_the_titanic_not_sunk_there_would_have_most/ (kippycaps)
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Protagonists never die from headshots

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwpgkc/protagonists_never_die_from_headshots/ (HustnWeHavAPrblm)
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Grilled cheese with tomato soup is the same as quesadillas with salsa.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwpgj9/grilled_cheese_with_tomato_soup_is_the_same_as/ (preciousray8)
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It would look really weird if humans scratched their face as aggressive as dogs do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwpgif/it_would_look_really_weird_if_humans_scratched/ (Round_Sun)
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In your final moments, everything feels slow because the same quantity of chemicals and hormones are affecting less amounts of brain cells. You’re probably processing every possibility of your life just before you die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwpg9j/in_your_final_moments_everything_feels_slow/ (Mister-Seer)
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You are on somebody’s list. You just don’t know it yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwper3/you_are_on_somebodys_list_you_just_dont_know_it/ (roastedtoperfection)
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Adverts on TV are much more tolerable than ads on videos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwpen3/adverts_on_tv_are_much_more_tolerable_than_ads_on/ (moltenfridge)
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Fingerprint unlock could help amnesia patients unlock their phones without passwords and look at pictures on their phones, which may help them with the amnesia.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwpcb9/fingerprint_unlock_could_help_amnesia_patients/ (Never-everland)
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Drinking alcohol in the afternoon is usually frowned upon, but having a beer during at 1 p.m. during a football game is completely normal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwpbnz/drinking_alcohol_in_the_afternoon_is_usually/ ([deleted])
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If p‌‌arachutes w‌‌ere s‌‌old o‌‌nline a‌‌nd o‌‌nly t‌‌o p‌‌eople w‌‌ho a‌‌re g‌‌oing t‌‌o u‌‌se t‌‌hem, t‌‌hey’d b‌‌e a‌‌mong t‌‌he b‌‌est r‌‌ated p‌‌roducts a‌‌s n‌‌o o‌‌ne w‌‌ould c‌‌omplain a‌‌bout t‌‌he b‌‌ad q‌‌uality

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwpaxy/if_parachutes_were_sold_online_and_only_to_people/ (vpetrychuk)
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“Ugly” is a perfect word. It sounds, speaks and reads true to its definition.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwp9k5/ugly_is_a_perfect_word_it_sounds_speaks_and_reads/ (kneaders)
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Since dogs are naturally drawn to roll around in shit, rubbing their nose in it for punishment doesn’t seem like an awesome game plan.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwp8ae/since_dogs_are_naturally_drawn_to_roll_around_in/ (Doc-in-a-box)
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If a locksmith ever goes against society, nobody would ever know

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwp84v/if_a_locksmith_ever_goes_against_society_nobody/ (FriedPotatowithSalt)
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Think about how stupid the average person is. Half of all people are stupider than that.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwp6lr/think_about_how_stupid_the_average_person_is_half/ (Humanest_Human)
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Many brilliant people who would change the world have died because their dad shot them into a sock

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwp4nf/many_brilliant_people_who_would_change_the_world/ (thepolan)
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Our vehicles within the vacuum of space will reach extraterrestrials,if there are any, eventually.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwp3y7/our_vehicles_within_the_vacuum_of_space_will/ (celestialscholar)
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Le‎a​p yea​‎rs su​‎ck. 20‎​08: fi‎nan​cial cr‎i​sis, 20​‎12: en​‎d of th​‎e wo​r‎ld, 20‎​16: e‎ve​ry ce​le‎brity di‎​es, 20​2‎0: e‎n​d of the w‎o​rld...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwp2j4/leap_years_suck_2008_financial_crisis_2012_end_of/ (Strikewind)
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There is a rising trend in companies creating documentaries/movies about ‘major events’ or ‘iconic people’ way too soon after their story has unfolded in real life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwp19i/there_is_a_rising_trend_in_companies_creating/ (CaptainPol)
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Circles are shaved squares

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwp0hj/circles_are_shaved_squares/ (CountDooDoo420)
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Raising standards of living hurts the environment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwp08o/raising_standards_of_living_hurts_the_environment/ (IMissFreedom)
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Everyone has a preferred side of the mouth they use to chew with

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwoztw/everyone_has_a_preferred_side_of_the_mouth_they/ (not_a_4chaner)
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If 2 people block each other to an extent where they can’t access the others account they’ve technically created a paradox

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwoz6z/if_2_people_block_each_other_to_an_extent_where/ (ol1v3r2605)
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A dental crown costs more than it's weight in gold, but has zero resale value.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwoxi0/a_dental_crown_costs_more_than_its_weight_in_gold/ (Ghosttwo)
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Everyone can be tricked, but only good people can admit it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwow0n/everyone_can_be_tricked_but_only_good_people_can/ (powerscunner)
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Everything that exists is limited edition, not just things that are labeled as such.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwove1/everything_that_exists_is_limited_edition_not/ (Cuddlyzombie91)
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The Earth has become a global masquerade party.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwos8i/the_earth_has_become_a_global_masquerade_party/ (shyles25)
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Revisionists by definition only see what they want to see.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwor8r/revisionists_by_definition_only_see_what_they/ (VerbotenPublish)
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Fe is the symbol for Iron. So we have basic males and Iron males.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwor6f/fe_is_the_symbol_for_iron_so_we_have_basic_males/ (Hostamon)
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When Elsa suddenly froze Arendelle in summer, the loss of life to the unprepared ecosystem must have been enormous.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwoqz5/when_elsa_suddenly_froze_arendelle_in_summer_the/ (melvilleismycopilot)
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Ads are probably cached on our phones to make it less of an annoyance to have to view them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwoqde/ads_are_probably_cached_on_our_phones_to_make_it/ (BeemerWT)
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The placebo effect is probably the only reason tribal shamans and early healers etc were trusted!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwoq5w/the_placebo_effect_is_probably_the_only_reason/ (Squapple_)
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Shortly after GTA V was free every major city looks like a GTA V online server.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwoplg/shortly_after_gta_v_was_free_every_major_city/ (dufuslazer)
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If blood, guts, and brains is gross to us we’re disgusted by ourselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwopce/if_blood_guts_and_brains_is_gross_to_us_were/ (Communist-panda123)
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When you read your eyeballs are your ears.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwoova/when_you_read_your_eyeballs_are_your_ears/ (orangek1tty)
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So many ideas seem great to a sleep deprived brain we'd lucky we can't remember half of them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwooaq/so_many_ideas_seem_great_to_a_sleep_deprived/ (Scopes88)
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Dogs probably think that humans insides consist of stuffing and squeakers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwonlk/dogs_probably_think_that_humans_insides_consist/ (hello-this-is-me)
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One more plus side of people wearing face masks is if someone has a booger hangin you don't have to look at it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwomsa/one_more_plus_side_of_people_wearing_face_masks/ (andybme)
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It hurts more to tell a family member or friend about something your proud and them not caring, rather than telling them at all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwolzd/it_hurts_more_to_tell_a_family_member_or_friend/ (SapphireLacedTea)
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We think that babies are cute because it’s an instinct to keep them alive and pass on our genes, then old people are also important in some way

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwoln6/we_think_that_babies_are_cute_because_its_an/ (Avoideris)
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At least one person has ejaculated in that hotel bed you’re going to sleep in

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwoi3x/at_least_one_person_has_ejaculated_in_that_hotel/ (psgenius)
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Tire are ideal for tree swings, if the rope breaks you either bounce or roll to a stop.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwohpd/tire_are_ideal_for_tree_swings_if_the_rope_breaks/ (Scoundrelic)
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2020 will be the year epitomized by “I can’t breathe”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwofg8/2020_will_be_the_year_epitomized_by_i_cant_breathe/ (Bavius21)
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Annoying people don't know they're annoying. They just think everyone in the world is always irritated and in a bad mood.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwoc6v/annoying_people_dont_know_theyre_annoying_they/ (takaperoinen-miete)
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Uber drivers that don’t tell their customers to have an Uber day are missing out on making the world a better place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwobta/uber_drivers_that_dont_tell_their_customers_to/ (WeHaveAllBeenThere)
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The only difference between a murderer and an attempted murderer is one is a bad shot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwob9z/the_only_difference_between_a_murderer_and_an/ (BasicRedditor1997)
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Bots will eventually have AI advanced enough to identify which pictures have cars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwo9q1/bots_will_eventually_have_ai_advanced_enough_to/ (thelandan)
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Iced coffee is good but cold coffee is gross

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwo8v5/iced_coffee_is_good_but_cold_coffee_is_gross/ ([deleted])
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Technology has stifled the creation of new sports.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwo8b9/technology_has_stifled_the_creation_of_new_sports/ (thelandan)
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Inspector Gadget teaches us that no matter how many resources and skills you have, if you don't know how to use them, you won't be able to survive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwo7un/inspector_gadget_teaches_us_that_no_matter_how/ (Tili44)
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Those that think we aren’t immediately affected by the food we eat clearly haven’t eaten Asparagus.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwo7t3/those_that_think_we_arent_immediately_affected_by/ (ImCaptainRedBeard)
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You are more likely to won the lotto than find a pen 100% out of ink.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwo78g/you_are_more_likely_to_won_the_lotto_than_find_a/ (BasicRedditor1997)
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A good match in a partner is someone who likes doing the chores you hate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwo43h/a_good_match_in_a_partner_is_someone_who_likes/ (iola_k)
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People find it really easy to hate someone for no reason, but impossible to love someone for no reason.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwo2lc/people_find_it_really_easy_to_hate_someone_for_no/ (hopez11)
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If 666 is evil then root of evil is irrational.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwo0r9/if_666_is_evil_then_root_of_evil_is_irrational/ (neelothpal-vipparla)
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Saying you care about local businesses is a good excuse if you put on extra weight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwo0m0/saying_you_care_about_local_businesses_is_a_good/ (hutimuti)
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No ones ever truly seen the front of a mirror.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwo083/no_ones_ever_truly_seen_the_front_of_a_mirror/ (TheBoredYeti)
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When your GF/Fiancé/Wife wants you to get a vasectomy she literally wants to break your balls

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwnz5o/when_your_gffiancéwife_wants_you_to_get_a/ (justlooking250)
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The bovines and horses must have been upset that their feces became popular negative terms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwnyz7/the_bovines_and_horses_must_have_been_upset_that/ (thelandan)
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The probability of anyone existing at all comes out to 1 in 10 2,685,000, that's a 10 followed by 2,685,000 zeroes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwnxvm/the_probability_of_anyone_existing_at_all_comes/ (blackpopburps)
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25.806 is the root of all evils, if 666 is considered evil.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwnxu0/25806_is_the_root_of_all_evils_if_666_is/ (Artisticspawm)
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There are far fewer people huddling around burning barrels for warmth than movies would have us believe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwnxsm/there_are_far_fewer_people_huddling_around/ (darthva)
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Having a criminal record of hacking into something will boost your resume when applying as a programmer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwnxmx/having_a_criminal_record_of_hacking_into/ (fennyflop)
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Even though genitals have no role in our survival, reproduction is the most important feature of life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwnwxz/even_though_genitals_have_no_role_in_our_survival/ (neelothpal-vipparla)
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You never really know how short your haircut is until you shower.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwnvf9/you_never_really_know_how_short_your_haircut_is/ (VeryCoolPerson1)
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Most "prove you are not a robot" tests are being used to train robots to recognize images.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwnunp/most_prove_you_are_not_a_robot_tests_are_being/ (ZealousZombie69)
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There's a chance that in the distant future your notes and social media posts will be used by historians to understand the society's past

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwnukn/theres_a_chance_that_in_the_distant_future_your/ (hamarok)
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Google needs a dark mode.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwnt4l/google_needs_a_dark_mode/ (coles2345)
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The son of a minotaur and a mermaid has a one in four chance of being born with a normal body

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwnt34/the_son_of_a_minotaur_and_a_mermaid_has_a_one_in/ (Ruspa4nale)
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Your past self is doing cringe things while your future self cringes from those things, but you can do both.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwnsta/your_past_self_is_doing_cringe_things_while_your/ (socabaya507)
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Darth Vader invited everyone to lunch even after Han shot at him. He was a good sport.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwnsau/darth_vader_invited_everyone_to_lunch_even_after/ (The_Last_Boy_Scout)
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When someone says “not to be rascist”, chances are, what they said was pretty rascist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwnqyn/when_someone_says_not_to_be_rascist_chances_are/ (McCreeMain77)
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Spellcheck is equally the biggest help and hindrance to people who can't spell.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwnqya/spellcheck_is_equally_the_biggest_help_and/ (ZackAndBeard)
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You have made it both financially and as a person when you are able to donate a significant amount of money

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwnqb1/you_have_made_it_both_financially_and_as_a_person/ (Ringsofthekings)
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You have made it both financially and as a person when you are able to donate a significant amount of money

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwnqb0/you_have_made_it_both_financially_and_as_a_person/ (Ringsofthekings)
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When you stick your hand outside of the car window, you drive slower

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwnomm/when_you_stick_your_hand_outside_of_the_car/ (Doomlord1138)
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If an egg doesn't break it's broken

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwno1i/if_an_egg_doesnt_break_its_broken/ (CountDooDoo420)
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The amish can’t edit their own wikipedia page.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwnnjg/the_amish_cant_edit_their_own_wikipedia_page/ (chewinghours)
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Kissing a frog may work for princesses, but could cause some serious intestinal discomfort for everyone else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwnn4b/kissing_a_frog_may_work_for_princesses_but_could/ (PhotoClock)
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Although the number is immeasurably large, there are technically only a finite number of fictional stories that could be possibly told

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwnmoz/although_the_number_is_immeasurably_large_there/ (Surfboarder4)
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John Wick could probably kill a guy with a carrot if he wanted to

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwnlos/john_wick_could_probably_kill_a_guy_with_a_carrot/ (DUBSWAG02)
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There are either slightly more testicles or boobs than people on earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwnkpv/there_are_either_slightly_more_testicles_or_boobs/ (XZoneOzelot)
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If Rick Astley's partner ever asked him one christmas for a copy of "Up" on DVD, he'd be forced to break at least one promise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwnjqs/if_rick_astleys_partner_ever_asked_him_one/ (Mischief_Makers)
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It's easy to like someone with no opinion

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwni8v/its_easy_to_like_someone_with_no_opinion/ (emmgdac)
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It’d actually take a pretty loud room to muffle the sound of a pen dropping

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwngu8/itd_actually_take_a_pretty_loud_room_to_muffle/ (evanrobbain)
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If cops drove trucks they’d be made fun of twice as much.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwng7q/if_cops_drove_trucks_theyd_be_made_fun_of_twice/ (upholsteryneverworks)
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At some point, it became not cool to ring someone’s doorbell without letting them know first

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwnfmf/at_some_point_it_became_not_cool_to_ring_someones/ (issapenguin)
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Bees are plant bukkake enthusiasts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwnew2/bees_are_plant_bukkake_enthusiasts/ (idk_just_upvote_it)
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Dreams are films you can’t rewatch

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwne8n/dreams_are_films_you_cant_rewatch/ (ELAKSAVKD)
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For a cannibal, a vegetarian meal would still contain meat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwndtz/for_a_cannibal_a_vegetarian_meal_would_still/ (RadiationBacon1)
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Money laundering is deleting your money's search history

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwndhi/money_laundering_is_deleting_your_moneys_search/ (blairsimons)
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The quote "Everything happens for a reason" is probably just confirmation bias.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwnatl/the_quote_everything_happens_for_a_reason_is/ (hopez11)
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Printers are the only items that connect the internet and physical things

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwn9rb/printers_are_the_only_items_that_connect_the/ (Doodle_Dragon)
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Joker (2019) and Bohemian Rhapsody (the song) tell the same story.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwn95q/joker_2019_and_bohemian_rhapsody_the_song_tell/ (I-want-chocolate)
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The George Floyd protests and the 1992 LA protests are strangely similar

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwn8ip/the_george_floyd_protests_and_the_1992_la/ (SpongeBoyMeBob_)
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There is no iron in the iron you use to iron shirts. Which is, ironically, both ironic and un-ironic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwn8bi/there_is_no_iron_in_the_iron_you_use_to_iron/ (unatural_yogurt)
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It seems as though the good things that come to people who wait, are actually the leftovers of people who went before them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwn6yh/it_seems_as_though_the_good_things_that_come_to/ (lofisky)
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If your parents can't get along with each other, it must be natural if neither do you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwn5qd/if_your_parents_cant_get_along_with_each_other_it/ (CreativeNameIKnow)
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Maybe when you're sleep deprived you aren't hallucinating, your brain just loses the ability to filter out everything around you and rationalize it all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwn5pe/maybe_when_youre_sleep_deprived_you_arent/ (justhereto0bserve)
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Freedom of speech is NOT freedom from repercussions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwn4l5/freedom_of_speech_is_not_freedom_from/ (ShellBellKell)
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The only reason your pet cat doesn’t break out of your house and run away is because you give them food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwn4fi/the_only_reason_your_pet_cat_doesnt_break_out_of/ (YankeeDoodleFart)
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If humans evolved to be both upright and knuckle walkers, gloves would become our other pair of socks and shoes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwn3tg/if_humans_evolved_to_be_both_upright_and_knuckle/ (MultiRichHyenaz)
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Deja vu is the most previous checkpoint in life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwn3q7/deja_vu_is_the_most_previous_checkpoint_in_life/ (435RWE3R54)
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People with a penicillin allergy must be gram positive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwn24j/people_with_a_penicillin_allergy_must_be_gram/ (BlanketMage)
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A Molotov cocktail is one of the easiest cocktails you can make

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwn1hn/a_molotov_cocktail_is_one_of_the_easiest/ (vcxz-z)
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The water you drink had likely been through the digestive system of a dinosaur

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwmzqr/the_water_you_drink_had_likely_been_through_the/ (sssnakegod)
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The people you consider your family are the people you are most comfortable farting in front of.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwmz6k/the_people_you_consider_your_family_are_the/ (Yosho2k)
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Biff Tannen could’ve done even better with a Stock Market Almanac instead of a Sports Almanac.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwmz5t/biff_tannen_couldve_done_even_better_with_a_stock/ (wolfgrinder)
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If we ever have robot butlers, we might lock up private areas of our homes and businesses with CAPTCHA codes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwmyup/if_we_ever_have_robot_butlers_we_might_lock_up/ (somepommy)
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Having a strong handshake won’t be so important anymore when greeting someone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwmyfg/having_a_strong_handshake_wont_be_so_important/ (ham_chandwich)
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There can be an almost 2 year difference in age between someone who is only a year older than someone else

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwmy2r/there_can_be_an_almost_2_year_difference_in_age/ (hdylan99)
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There are people out there that have a porn fetish for “condom” or “no condom”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwmxwe/there_are_people_out_there_that_have_a_porn/ (LuKcY_13)
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When we put flowers in a vase as decoration indoors, we put them on temporary life support until they pass away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwmxru/when_we_put_flowers_in_a_vase_as_decoration/ (DoesNotCompute91)
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the carby pary frum fprrggbouh id juts abuge

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwmx8t/the_carby_pary_frum_fprrggbouh_id_juts_abuge/ (BlocklyGD)
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The gym is one of very little places where you hate going until you can't anymore, then when you can't go you really miss it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwmwuh/the_gym_is_one_of_very_little_places_where_you/ (It_Was_Joao)
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Everything hurts to some extent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwmwso/everything_hurts_to_some_extent/ (Youngdoorstop)
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Before sound recording was possible no one really knew how weird they sounded.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwmwf2/before_sound_recording_was_possible_no_one_really/ (puffferfish)
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The 1-10 pain scale is probably meant to be logarithmic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwmw04/the_110_pain_scale_is_probably_meant_to_be/ (eaglessoar)
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Whoever invented the intermittent clicking to remind you your oven/stove is on, doesn’t get enough credit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwmvjc/whoever_invented_the_intermittent_clicking_to/ (shooflydont)
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When you are doing something by external force you're never gonna enjoy it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwmt3c/when_you_are_doing_something_by_external_force/ (neelothpal-vipparla)
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Funko Pop! figures are the Beanie Babies of the modern era. Collectibles that people go crazy for but will be worthless in 20 years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwms3c/funko_pop_figures_are_the_beanie_babies_of_the/ (KingKaos420)
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The shape of a nose defines the structure of a boogey

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwmr51/the_shape_of_a_nose_defines_the_structure_of_a/ (LeNoolands)
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Lock picking is a skill where you start learning it without looking, not just when you master it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwmqyo/lock_picking_is_a_skill_where_you_start_learning/ (Slade1234545)
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Star wars is the only franchise where people laugh when kids are killed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwmnti/star_wars_is_the_only_franchise_where_people/ (THE_HUMAN_TANK_64)
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Funky Pop! figures are the Beanie Babies of the modern era. Collectibles that people go crazy for but will be worthless in 20 years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwmn0l/funky_pop_figures_are_the_beanie_babies_of_the/ ([deleted])
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Writers usually make a super intelligent character not by actually making them smart, but by making everyone else around them dumb.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwmmop/writers_usually_make_a_super_intelligent/ (arbitrarycivilian)
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Technically you’re having sex with the condom...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwmlko/technically_youre_having_sex_with_the_condom/ (from_this_to_nukes)
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When you reach a certain age, you start to forget the same amount of seconds that you gain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwmkn4/when_you_reach_a_certain_age_you_start_to_forget/ (Knight-Sight)
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Cigarette company’s kill their best customers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwmkd3/cigarette_companys_kill_their_best_customers/ (thomas_owen_)
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The only difference between a burglar and a lock smith is the willingness to give money

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwmk12/the_only_difference_between_a_burglar_and_a_lock/ (yeetfeet92)
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If there was an animal capable of complex thought, we wouldn’t know because they don’t possess the capabilities of speech.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwmiqe/if_there_was_an_animal_capable_of_complex_thought/ (kippycaps)
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No one speaks about what cannot be spoken about.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwmgcw/no_one_speaks_about_what_cannot_be_spoken_about/ (millangeorge)
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Women can jokingly threaten to cut a man's dick off, but if a man threatened to cut off a women's labia that becomes a whole new level of psychopathic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwmdx2/women_can_jokingly_threaten_to_cut_a_mans_dick/ (BootlegMoon)
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Babies are the opposite of a white noise machine

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwmbev/babies_are_the_opposite_of_a_white_noise_machine/ (vb_nm)
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Duct tape is often used as abduct tape.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwm9jx/duct_tape_is_often_used_as_abduct_tape/ (Lucky0505)
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Itching your itches is everyone’s guilty pleasure

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwm89c/itching_your_itches_is_everyones_guilty_pleasure/ (Whatsupbrandon)
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Dora probably teaches English in Spanish-speaking countries

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwm7mp/dora_probably_teaches_english_in_spanishspeaking/ (Aegis4521)
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If there isn't any porn of you, you do not exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwm75x/if_there_isnt_any_porn_of_you_you_do_not_exist/ (Skitzy_Sable)
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Sugar is a seasoning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwm72p/sugar_is_a_seasoning/ (Mann-McMann)
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A piñiata you can't break is a broken piñiata.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwm689/a_piñiata_you_cant_break_is_a_broken_piñiata/ (I-want-chocolate)
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Hammerhead sharks have real-life stretched resolution

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwm63i/hammerhead_sharks_have_reallife_stretched/ (Aegis4521)
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Money is the root of evil, and they ironically asks it at church.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwm620/money_is_the_root_of_evil_and_they_ironically/ (Artisticspawm)
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You never saw an entire movie because you blinked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwm5vj/you_never_saw_an_entire_movie_because_you_blinked/ (flakon1)
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Suddenly LivePD doesn’t seem that fun to watch anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwm5v8/suddenly_livepd_doesnt_seem_that_fun_to_watch/ (StringyCarpet07)
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Ghosts don't like to exorcise yet they maintain their shape for years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwm5on/ghosts_dont_like_to_exorcise_yet_they_maintain/ (VerbotenPublish)
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It is frightening how easy it probably is for a mother to kill her newborn child without anyone finding out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwm4kb/it_is_frightening_how_easy_it_probably_is_for_a/ (nikkimcs)
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Bongs are stoner saxophones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwm41j/bongs_are_stoner_saxophones/ (sonofthesolstice)
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You will never hear complete silence. Even in the world's quietest room you start hearing your heartbeat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwm2qp/you_will_never_hear_complete_silence_even_in_the/ (alllnamesweretakenn)
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We complete puzzles online to prove we're not robots to help robots get better and pretending to be human

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwm1xd/we_complete_puzzles_online_to_prove_were_not/ (_Path)
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It's funny how us humans don't even care about money at young age and grow up to love money.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwlxpy/its_funny_how_us_humans_dont_even_care_about/ (zzuhruf)
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The people writing about how millennials destroyed various industries are most likely generation x'ers or even millennials themselves, not boomers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwlwf9/the_people_writing_about_how_millennials/ (OilyEggs)
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We are afraid to give our credit card to random people, yet instead we give it to a organization of random people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwlvja/we_are_afraid_to_give_our_credit_card_to_random/ (ARandomBrowserIThink)
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Any act can be a crime, only if it’s outlawed first and you’re caught. Otherwise, you’re off the hook.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwlstd/any_act_can_be_a_crime_only_if_its_outlawed_first/ (Mister-Seer)
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If the universe is flat then the Flat-Earthers were more than right.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwlsef/if_the_universe_is_flat_then_the_flatearthers/ (Max_Wolf)
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The longer your feet are the higher you can get without jumping or climbing on anything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwls17/the_longer_your_feet_are_the_higher_you_can_get/ (dercolegolas420)
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Your vacuum is doing it’s job regardless if it’s turned off or on: It’s collecting dust

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwlr47/your_vacuum_is_doing_its_job_regardless_if_its/ (Mister-Seer)
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Calling someone a hacker is a compliment unless they’re actually hacking

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwlq6c/calling_someone_a_hacker_is_a_compliment_unless/ (Evil_Pizza_Cheese)
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In movies you never see anyone drinking Gatorade.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwlq2j/in_movies_you_never_see_anyone_drinking_gatorade/ ([deleted])
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It's awkward to run into your friends at a restaurant but not a bar.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwll9r/its_awkward_to_run_into_your_friends_at_a/ (legitimatewaffles)
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Our cars are powered by dead animals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwll68/our_cars_are_powered_by_dead_animals/ (Clumsy-_-Phoenix)
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People not being aware they're incompetent is way worse than people being stupid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwljbz/people_not_being_aware_theyre_incompetent_is_way/ (milan_fri)
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Sofia Boutella is the Salma Hayek of Michelle Rodriguezes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwliwm/sofia_boutella_is_the_salma_hayek_of_michelle/ (BarkAndMeow)
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The Chik-fil-A cows got nothing worry about because they are milk cows not beef cows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwlhpv/the_chikfila_cows_got_nothing_worry_about_because/ (Ima_Jetfuelgenius)
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It's crazy how computers (CPUs) have devices for a wide variety of things but not a built-in radio you can hear without internet connection.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwlhnf/its_crazy_how_computers_cpus_have_devices_for_a/ (vivanlosmuertos)
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Even if you see them on the side of the road trails of blood are still unnerving.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwlgug/even_if_you_see_them_on_the_side_of_the_road/ (Holyvigil)
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The show “Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader” is pure, raw proof that we don’t use 90% of the information we’re taught in schools in real life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwlga2/the_show_are_you_smarter_than_a_fifth_grader_is/ (baconblaster334)
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Every person alive has won their first ever swimming competition.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwlfso/every_person_alive_has_won_their_first_ever/ (bonecrusher855)
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We at least know that the last digit of pie isn't 0

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwlf15/we_at_least_know_that_the_last_digit_of_pie_isnt_0/ (jonyprepperisrael)
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Technically we are all artificial intelligence as it took a man to make us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwlcjs/technically_we_are_all_artificial_intelligence_as/ (levidrome)
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The line between having a huge neck and having no neck is very thin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwlc1d/the_line_between_having_a_huge_neck_and_having_no/ (03mark87)
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The bots of r/showerthoughts have me convinced that I've never had an original thought.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwlc0w/the_bots_of_rshowerthoughts_have_me_convinced/ (Luma44)
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If you had every banknote in the UK, Jeff Bezos would still be twice as rich as you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwlb5c/if_you_had_every_banknote_in_the_uk_jeff_bezos/ (levidrome)
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The highly reactive contents of your stomach makes it your most active organ with a single function

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwlb1g/the_highly_reactive_contents_of_your_stomach/ (Mister-Seer)
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Food tastes better hot cause atoms move faster and it’s like they’re dancing in your mouth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwlaqn/food_tastes_better_hot_cause_atoms_move_faster/ (Mosco73)
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Exchanging business cards may be a thing of the past

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwlajv/exchanging_business_cards_may_be_a_thing_of_the/ (andystechgarage)
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You can use anything as a coin, depending on its value, and the other people accepting your item

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwla63/you_can_use_anything_as_a_coin_depending_on_its/ (Charlie535353)
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If Hogwarts had a chicken coop, the Basilisk wouldn’t have been a problem.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwl9ph/if_hogwarts_had_a_chicken_coop_the_basilisk/ (Darkshadow1819)
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People who trust news from sketchy sites probably never unlocked Luigi in Mario 64

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwl91n/people_who_trust_news_from_sketchy_sites_probably/ (hydralisk_hydrawife)
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Anything we don’t understand becomes Magic, once it’s understood, it’s Science

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwl7nz/anything_we_dont_understand_becomes_magic_once/ (Mister-Seer)
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You don't know how Leeches reproduce.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwl7eg/you_dont_know_how_leeches_reproduce/ (Duytune)
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In the future, teleporters could just be machines that killed and pulverized us at Point A and created a clone with identical memories at Point B.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwl6qc/in_the_future_teleporters_could_just_be_machines/ (PuzzlePiece90)
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Every day almost half of the world's people wake up before you do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwl5p3/every_day_almost_half_of_the_worlds_people_wake/ (NoBlueNatzys)
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In the end, the only wall which was built was the fencing around the WhiteHouse

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwl50n/in_the_end_the_only_wall_which_was_built_was_the/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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The difference between innocence and stupidity is your acceptance to learn truth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwl4n8/the_difference_between_innocence_and_stupidity_is/ (neelothpal-vipparla)
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Most favorite numbers are less than 100.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwl3ci/most_favorite_numbers_are_less_than_100/ (HappyTrees_)
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Betty Boop was the very first thicc cartoon character in history of cartoon women. Pixar isn't the only one animating curvaceous ladies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwl2l0/betty_boop_was_the_very_first_thicc_cartoon/ (VictorianJesus)
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If matter cannot be destroyed then part of you could be still here in 1000 years

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwl26b/if_matter_cannot_be_destroyed_then_part_of_you/ (9ULTIMATEMASTER9)
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Making complex things easier actually takes away the fruit of pleasure of hard-work, and hence become harder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwl0gd/making_complex_things_easier_actually_takes_away/ (LoneGuy1997)
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There are a lot of cops that shouldn't be cops

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwkzm1/there_are_a_lot_of_cops_that_shouldnt_be_cops/ (Water2028)
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When you use a lawn mower you become a lawn mower.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwkyxq/when_you_use_a_lawn_mower_you_become_a_lawn_mower/ (DudeDomja)
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If most dreams aren't remembered, there are probably millions of genius ideas that are lost in subconsciousness every night.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwkxyk/if_most_dreams_arent_remembered_there_are/ (kippycaps)
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Mankind put a person on the moon before putting wheels on Luggage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwkxda/mankind_put_a_person_on_the_moon_before_putting/ (EdCowell)
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Death is not an emergency.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwkv6l/death_is_not_an_emergency/ (kippycaps)
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Since, "Tastes like chicken," is often said when tasting a new meat... wonder what the first guy that tried chicken thought it tasted like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwkumb/since_tastes_like_chicken_is_often_said_when/ (kippycaps)
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The word three is bigger than the actual number.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwkua2/the_word_three_is_bigger_than_the_actual_number/ (AllMightyWrath)
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The word "unprecedented" is starting to lose its power.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwkt0n/the_word_unprecedented_is_starting_to_lose_its/ (drain65)
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If monkeys knew english they'd probably still only scream and yell but coherently

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwkrns/if_monkeys_knew_english_theyd_probably_still_only/ (entityxyross)
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Rubber bullets actually being plastic or metal with a layer of rubber on them is the same thing as snowballs filled with ice and rocks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwkrlw/rubber_bullets_actually_being_plastic_or_metal/ (Iswearimaturtle)
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A moment of clarity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwkrkw/a_moment_of_clarity/ ([deleted])
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All fruit is black on the inside until you cut it open

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwkotc/all_fruit_is_black_on_the_inside_until_you_cut_it/ (t_ste5k)
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Someone of average intelligence that you think is a dumbass is still smarter than half of the population.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwkony/someone_of_average_intelligence_that_you_think_is/ (kippycaps)
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Amazon workers have become the ants of the human race

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwkob5/amazon_workers_have_become_the_ants_of_the_human/ (Seedpound)
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You could be allergic to something but no one would ever know if you never decide to eat it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwkkwp/you_could_be_allergic_to_something_but_no_one/ (SuperZmond7)
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You could be allergic to something but no one would ever know if you never decide to eat it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwkkwn/you_could_be_allergic_to_something_but_no_one/ (SuperZmond7)
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Having to write something in parentheses, but the first letter inside the parentheses is “C”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwkkby/having_to_write_something_in_parentheses_but_the/ (whodathunkit3r)
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It seems more efficient to use 3 fingers on a mouse, not 2.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwkjgz/it_seems_more_efficient_to_use_3_fingers_on_a/ (Gbg3)
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Death gives us motivation to live life. In the case of living for an eternity, you could just procrastinate everything and push it off for millennia.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwkizm/death_gives_us_motivation_to_live_life_in_the/ (kippycaps)
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Face masks are reverse luchador masks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwkibd/face_masks_are_reverse_luchador_masks/ (just_JamesD)
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There's probably someone whose phone number is 123456789

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwki3u/theres_probably_someone_whose_phone_number_is/ (Chris_7941)
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Onion rings are vegetable donuts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwkhp0/onion_rings_are_vegetable_donuts/ (fukhed69)
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More often than not, being afraid of being left alone is actually being afraid of not being alone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwkh45/more_often_than_not_being_afraid_of_being_left/ (t_ste5k)
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Most of the rice we eat is probably unchewed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwkgdd/most_of_the_rice_we_eat_is_probably_unchewed/ (HugeAkman3)
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Many people don't actually want a "source" for an opposing argument, they just want validation that THEIR argument is the right argument.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwkd9f/many_people_dont_actually_want_a_source_for_an/ (mobius_mando)
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Shit really hit the fan when the Some Good News show stopped airing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwk9qe/shit_really_hit_the_fan_when_the_some_good_news/ (Jim_Dickskin)
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“How are you getting on?” and “How are you getting off?” Are two VERY different questions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwk9kj/how_are_you_getting_on_and_how_are_you_getting/ (K-O-N-Z-E-N)
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Nothing is on fire, fire is on things

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwk8c4/nothing_is_on_fire_fire_is_on_things/ ([deleted])
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Your first birthday is a year from your birth day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwk7gp/your_first_birthday_is_a_year_from_your_birth_day/ (ThurstonHowellIV)
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If you put YT video on 2x speed and hold space you get the same video with half the frames.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwk71p/if_you_put_yt_video_on_2x_speed_and_hold_space/ (unovn)
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A mood ring would either be really easy or really difficult to recover from lost & found

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwk6mw/a_mood_ring_would_either_be_really_easy_or_really/ (Pantoner)
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Animal flavored candy sounds just as bad, if not worse, than candy flavored animals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwk5ow/animal_flavored_candy_sounds_just_as_bad_if_not/ (NeedsHelpBad2023)
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The location of North and South was chosen arbitrarily. We could easily have world maps in which the Antarctica is in the North and it wouldn't seem weird

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwk5ll/the_location_of_north_and_south_was_chosen/ (Undesirable_11)
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"Near Me" has to be one of the larger google searches.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwk4i8/near_me_has_to_be_one_of_the_larger_google/ (Lostnomad1)
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Away From Keyboard is a better acronym for work than for games.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwk2o5/away_from_keyboard_is_a_better_acronym_for_work/ (susarti)
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Reality show idea: Get 10 “psychics” put them in a house that’s “rumored to be haunted” they then have to describe what is going on without talking to each other, under the premise that the psychic that gets the closest wins. Really it’s all fake and we know it’s fake.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwjzt5/reality_show_idea_get_10_psychics_put_them_in_a/ (Reel_Nerd)
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Shrek has a waffle iron but no electricity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwjyw8/shrek_has_a_waffle_iron_but_no_electricity/ (d_chs)
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House elfs, from Harry Potter, are the perfect child slaves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwjyue/house_elfs_from_harry_potter_are_the_perfect/ (Miticor)
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Sometime in the not so distant future a 6 night stay with round trip spacefare to the moon will be a prize on The Price is Right.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwjxir/sometime_in_the_not_so_distant_future_a_6_night/ (TrollinDaGalaxy)
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If farts were heavier than air, the people who swept up after large gatherings would have to be paid really, really well

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwjws0/if_farts_were_heavier_than_air_the_people_who/ (areyou_)
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When you wanted a picture taken, it was easier to hand a stranger your camera than your smartphone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwjwq5/when_you_wanted_a_picture_taken_it_was_easier_to/ (MerylStreeper)
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Virtual characters in video games aren't controlled by virtual brain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwjwfg/virtual_characters_in_video_games_arent/ (star_o_mega)
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a mile per minute sounds a lot faster than 60 miles per hour

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwjvuv/a_mile_per_minute_sounds_a_lot_faster_than_60/ (Angry-Kermit)
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Taping your phone has two different meanings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwjud0/taping_your_phone_has_two_different_meanings/ ([deleted])
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Robots in video games are controlled by emotions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwjtyn/robots_in_video_games_are_controlled_by_emotions/ ([deleted])
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For a baby, everything is edible until they eat it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwjt0j/for_a_baby_everything_is_edible_until_they_eat_it/ (Redrain73)
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If someone doesn't message you back for a while when they're normally pretty quick to reply, there's a solid chance they're having sex

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwjsf5/if_someone_doesnt_message_you_back_for_a_while/ (SteamPunkChewie)
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When self-driving cars become the norm it will lead to a huge drop in young and healthy organ donors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwjrbl/when_selfdriving_cars_become_the_norm_it_will/ (domastsen)
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In a zoom meeting, closing the chatbox is the same as minimizing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwjqnz/in_a_zoom_meeting_closing_the_chatbox_is_the_same/ (LordPoseidon12)
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Everyone has their own director's cut of life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwjq89/everyone_has_their_own_directors_cut_of_life/ (Deadlyhunter742)
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The fact that there are people who live minutes away from us but don't even know the area you live in exists

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwjq1n/the_fact_that_there_are_people_who_live_minutes/ (bahleg)
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Radishes taste like spicy water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwjpsy/radishes_taste_like_spicy_water/ (KKarIo)
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Cash is king until the queen gets upset

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwjpbq/cash_is_king_until_the_queen_gets_upset/ (Seedpound)
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When someone says "no offense" 9 out of 10 times, it is offensive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwjoid/when_someone_says_no_offense_9_out_of_10_times_it/ (AmandaDaBest)
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Mandatory face masks have really leveled the playing field for us ugly guys

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwjocv/mandatory_face_masks_have_really_leveled_the/ (capecoddaveb)
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Sometimes your bravery helps brings about a new world that you don't belong in anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwjnfd/sometimes_your_bravery_helps_brings_about_a_new/ (macmooie)
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Always remember to put your penis back into your pants after urinating.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwjn15/always_remember_to_put_your_penis_back_into_your/ (Hetzer12)
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In theory we are the most powerful species in the universe, but we don’t use our powers for good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwjmag/in_theory_we_are_the_most_powerful_species_in_the/ (STLBooze3)
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Earth is the only known planet to support life and yet we continually to dismantle it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwjkey/earth_is_the_only_known_planet_to_support_life/ (STLBooze3)
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A large amount of children’s nursery rhymes are actually pretty messed up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwjin7/a_large_amount_of_childrens_nursery_rhymes_are/ (LilGoughy)
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A broken clock is at least correct twice a day, but a clock going too fast or slow will never be correct

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwjie6/a_broken_clock_is_at_least_correct_twice_a_day/ ([deleted])
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French kissing is a relatively common way to lick your partner's skeleton

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwjgy7/french_kissing_is_a_relatively_common_way_to_lick/ (cramduck)
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Male pornstars are paid very low in comparison to female pornstars even though they do all the hard work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwje31/male_pornstars_are_paid_very_low_in_comparison_to/ (braketvector)
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You know your high school life sucked if you never asked girls out and feel relief, not regret

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwjdjj/you_know_your_high_school_life_sucked_if_you/ (jsmitter)
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Tiny portals could be used as an projectile reloading mechanism.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwjdiz/tiny_portals_could_be_used_as_an_projectile/ (rodythepterodactyl11)
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You never see any negative reviews on inhalers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwjdf8/you_never_see_any_negative_reviews_on_inhalers/ (XxxChurro)
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If there are people who find ugly people attractive, then there’s technically no ugly people in the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwjd1h/if_there_are_people_who_find_ugly_people/ (Akin0w0)
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There maybe some parts of World we aren't aware of

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwjcwo/there_maybe_some_parts_of_world_we_arent_aware_of/ (star_o_mega)
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The letter A written like “a” looks weird written by hand but looks normal typed out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwjcgi/the_letter_a_written_like_a_looks_weird_written/ (blue_raspberry_icee)
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Having a birds eye view is no good if you're a penguin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwjbzw/having_a_birds_eye_view_is_no_good_if_youre_a/ (papapikey)
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Omertà is followed much more strictly by police officers than mafiosi.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwjbiz/omertà_is_followed_much_more_strictly_by_police/ (JohnRambo90)
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If you message someone who normally messages back quickly, there's a solid chance they're having sex

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwjbic/if_you_message_someone_who_normally_messages_back/ ([deleted])
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You can still feel uncomfortable even when your feeling comfortable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwjawa/you_can_still_feel_uncomfortable_even_when_your/ (nafissyed)
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The rulers who condition social mobility upon competition build societies of losers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwjaas/the_rulers_who_condition_social_mobility_upon/ (actuallynotcanadian)
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Sizzling steak fajitas always catches everyones attention

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwj9eq/sizzling_steak_fajitas_always_catches_everyones/ (going-on-empty)
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We usually never notice the little things till they’re gone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwj6wt/we_usually_never_notice_the_little_things_till/ (DaMastarOfZaBate)
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Earth is the Ohio of the galaxy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwj6n2/earth_is_the_ohio_of_the_galaxy/ (AstralWither)
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If nobody had any expectations on you, you’d probably be a happier person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwj5bq/if_nobody_had_any_expectations_on_you_youd/ (m_1993)
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Mockingbirds basically catfish other birds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwj4lz/mockingbirds_basically_catfish_other_birds/ (NBP3)
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Puberty is the body updating

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwj20x/puberty_is_the_body_updating/ (Bleepblop_)
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If everyone can read each other's minds, most people would only have 1-2 friends.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwj0ao/if_everyone_can_read_each_others_minds_most/ (Punthai27)
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There is a perfect setup/balance between players in games where in PVP’s, battles end in a stalemate and both parties cannot beat each other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwiz86/there_is_a_perfect_setupbalance_between_players/ (L8com3r)
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Getting left on delivered is worse than getting left on read

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwiz58/getting_left_on_delivered_is_worse_than_getting/ (stiffalopolus)
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The YouͲube comment "First" is either true or false for ever, while the comment "Last" is always true for at least a short instant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwiz0u/the_youͳube_comment_first_is_either_true_or_false/ (decimalturn)
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If all 4 pronged forks turned into 3 pronged forks, almost no one would notice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwivha/if_all_4_pronged_forks_turned_into_3_pronged/ (Eyes_of_The_Lord)
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Our body is one of the most complex things, and we do the stupidest things with it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwiv5u/our_body_is_one_of_the_most_complex_things_and_we/ (Final_Course)
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Humans are really strange creatures. We have hair only in certain areas. Why do we have eye brows? We have fingers. Look at your fingers and move them around. These fingers allow us to grip or grab things. We walk on two legs...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwiuet/humans_are_really_strange_creatures_we_have_hair/ (GrazingCrow)
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Saturday is the only day of the week with three syllables.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwisgh/saturday_is_the_only_day_of_the_week_with_three/ ([deleted])
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Having the same dream twice but not remembering the full corse of that dream is more annoying than usual because of your subconscious trying but failing to think of it too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwiqci/having_the_same_dream_twice_but_not_remembering/ (--just-a-bug--)
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So many teens have clean mirrors thanks to tiktok

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwiq2i/so_many_teens_have_clean_mirrors_thanks_to_tiktok/ (NAMMANNAMMAN)
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The higher you put someone up on a pedestal, the higher they can shit on you from

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwiplo/the_higher_you_put_someone_up_on_a_pedestal_the/ (rdixon0310)
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There may be hundreds of medicines that were discontinued in their trial phase because they didn't work with the intended ailment but may have helped with other ailments.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwip4q/there_may_be_hundreds_of_medicines_that_were/ (3slyfox)
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We have probably made species go extinct that we don’t even know about

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwinmp/we_have_probably_made_species_go_extinct_that_we/ (Jullezzz79)
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Showers are like an addiction

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwin51/showers_are_like_an_addiction/ ([deleted])
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If you could figure out a way to make bread crispy you would make an absolute killing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwin31/if_you_could_figure_out_a_way_to_make_bread/ (Hetzer12)
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Tool cabinets are to men as designer hand bags are to women.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwimn8/tool_cabinets_are_to_men_as_designer_hand_bags/ (memphishayes)
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It's easy to become detached to a subject when it is all you see or hear about

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwimlw/its_easy_to_become_detached_to_a_subject_when_it/ (toshortofnam)
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The only logical reason why consiousness exists is because If we are scared of death, we don’t want to die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwimet/the_only_logical_reason_why_consiousness_exists/ (RoyalRien)
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Facemasks are a passive aggressive person's dream come true. They can wear a mask and make faces at people without them knowing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwilgi/facemasks_are_a_passive_aggressive_persons_dream/ (liquidporkchops)
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If someone has to bring up actors in a movie to convince you to watch it, it probably isn’t a good movie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwildt/if_someone_has_to_bring_up_actors_in_a_movie_to/ (SophisticDavid7)
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The actual heroes are the good samaritans we know nothing about

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwil87/the_actual_heroes_are_the_good_samaritans_we_know/ (sam_kam)
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Living things get better at something the more they do it while technology gets worse at something the more it does it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwik30/living_things_get_better_at_something_the_more/ (kaistermiester)
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people who have been in toxic relationships have good relationship advice because they know what to avoid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwii7u/people_who_have_been_in_toxic_relationships_have/ (Klooie_is_bored)
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Lonely Hogwarts students definetaley used to go to the girl's Lavatory to have fake sex with Moaning Myrtle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwigiu/lonely_hogwarts_students_definetaley_used_to_go/ ([deleted])
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Click bait in 1910 was a 10 cent shoe shine

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwifq4/click_bait_in_1910_was_a_10_cent_shoe_shine/ (Seedpound)
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Han shot at Darth Vader and he still invited everyone to lunch. He wasn't such a bad guy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwifdt/han_shot_at_darth_vader_and_he_still_invited/ ([deleted])
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Newtons laws of motion can be applied to life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwiep2/newtons_laws_of_motion_can_be_applied_to_life/ (sidso)
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Someone is holding a grudge against you, that you don’t know about, for something you don’t remember.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwie4v/someone_is_holding_a_grudge_against_you_that_you/ (HairyPawterrr)
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If the matrix real all disabilities are installation errors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwidy3/if_the_matrix_real_all_disabilities_are/ (Revengesurfer)
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The “Can’t have shit in Detroit” would work better with “Can’t have shit in Ba Sing Se

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwidm4/the_cant_have_shit_in_detroit_would_work_better/ (bookwormcho3)
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we can make almost anything into a PornHub title, no matter what it is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwide1/we_can_make_almost_anything_into_a_pornhub_title/ (TheBros13)
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If other animal species evolved to become inteligent and invented their own languages, Humans would probably never be able to speak most of them, because of the difference in their vocal chords

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwiba1/if_other_animal_species_evolved_to_become/ (FetalGod)
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Body cameras on law enforcement proves there was never any implicit trust between the rulers and those they rule.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwia4z/body_cameras_on_law_enforcement_proves_there_was/ (brodyj9000)
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Our bodies are moving buildings. Eletric wiring, plumbing, and supported by colums.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwi8qm/our_bodies_are_moving_buildings_eletric_wiring/ (mydreamsarewasted)
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Therapists as in " shrinks " are the only people who get paid to be your friend and give you some advice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwi6ba/therapists_as_in_shrinks_are_the_only_people_who/ (Rumplestilskin_9)
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Every Clone Trooper in star wars has the same dick size.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwi6as/every_clone_trooper_in_star_wars_has_the_same/ (Mukaiam)
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Think of how many roads you will drive on in your lifetime that you will never walk on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwi61h/think_of_how_many_roads_you_will_drive_on_in_your/ (Dr_Pointless_)
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One of the main characters on veggietales is Bob the tomato, who is a fruit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwi5w8/one_of_the_main_characters_on_veggietales_is_bob/ (BasalTripod9684)
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National anthems are country music.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwi51s/national_anthems_are_country_music/ ([deleted])
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Nobody ever gives bad reviews for life jackets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwi4o2/nobody_ever_gives_bad_reviews_for_life_jackets/ (ajlying123)
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Movie characters always have a top school locker

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwi4dy/movie_characters_always_have_a_top_school_locker/ (going-on-empty)
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There are more parking spaces on Earth than there are cars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwi3qe/there_are_more_parking_spaces_on_earth_than_there/ (kippycaps)
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4 is the only digit with a triangle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwi2vh/4_is_the_only_digit_with_a_triangle/ (RecoveringRelapser)
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”Take away food” sounds great but ”take food away” sounds horrible

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwi1pd/take_away_food_sounds_great_but_take_food_away/ (Isopaha)
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If you have gained weight and nobody wants to mention it, you literally are the elephant in the room.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwhysu/if_you_have_gained_weight_and_nobody_wants_to/ ([deleted])
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By genetically altering watermelons to be seedless, one could argue that science has taken away the watermelon’s right to reproduce.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwhyjd/by_genetically_altering_watermelons_to_be/ (DeeToTheWee)
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For being a super advanced technology, most Star Wars ships sure have a lot of manually operated switches

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwhy3o/for_being_a_super_advanced_technology_most_star/ (qcihdtm)
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Only 3 people have ever died in outer space making it way safer than Earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwhw9l/only_3_people_have_ever_died_in_outer_space/ (moneybot13)
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Milk bottles are artificial boobs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwhuy1/milk_bottles_are_artificial_boobs/ (crazyashlyn)
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Someone out there wasn’t being vain - the song really was about them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwhtqo/someone_out_there_wasnt_being_vain_the_song/ (french_st)
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The clearing ppl for a photo op was a test to see what they could get away with.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwhsrc/the_clearing_ppl_for_a_photo_op_was_a_test_to_see/ (omnitouchcorp)
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We want everyone to be on our mindset and doing everything the way we want them to do but when we actually find that person who always agrees, we hate that person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwhrc5/we_want_everyone_to_be_on_our_mindset_and_doing/ (anniuta)
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As the years go by, the amount of information that will have to be taught in history lessons will continuously increase.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwhr6v/as_the_years_go_by_the_amount_of_information_that/ (Salvalconn)
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A perfect person is a hypocrite.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwhqwv/a_perfect_person_is_a_hypocrite/ (SreeLegend)
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If you can't fall asleep, its because your brain wifi isn't working right, or the servers are backed up, it may take a while to fall asleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwhq43/if_you_cant_fall_asleep_its_because_your_brain/ (medfred3)
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So many great ideas vanished just because we fell asleep certain we'd remember them in the morning

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwhmsx/so_many_great_ideas_vanished_just_because_we_fell/ (vpetrychuk)
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Internal Affairs in media

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwhkg7/internal_affairs_in_media/ (Finnegan_Bob)
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The amount of people mistakenly tagging their blackout photo with a tag about all lives mattering is very counterproductive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwhjvv/the_amount_of_people_mistakenly_tagging_their/ (Hetzer12)
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There could be a video of you online that you won't even know is there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwhina/there_could_be_a_video_of_you_online_that_you/ (MeowMeowSamurai77)
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The wonders of Kerble Space Program have convinced thousands of people to become rocket scientists

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwhg8c/the_wonders_of_kerble_space_program_have/ (Yarmest)
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A bong is a stoner saxophone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwhfza/a_bong_is_a_stoner_saxophone/ (sonofthesolstice)
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If spiders could be “spayed”, some people would probably be cool with them living in their house

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwhfe2/if_spiders_could_be_spayed_some_people_would/ (ManateeLuvr)
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The world could be leaps and bounds ahead had the Library of Alexandria not been burned.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwhe8w/the_world_could_be_leaps_and_bounds_ahead_had_the/ (kippycaps)
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"Money or Wasps" would make an excellent game show.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwhe48/money_or_wasps_would_make_an_excellent_game_show/ (brohamcheddarslice)
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We don't use the word 'hefty' enough anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwhe2z/we_dont_use_the_word_hefty_enough_anymore/ (Siberwulf)
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We're not against cops, we're not against police officers, but we are against those thugs with badges.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwhd1i/were_not_against_cops_were_not_against_police/ (Tuvano)
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In less than 3 years the movie Frozen will be a decade old

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwhaw9/in_less_than_3_years_the_movie_frozen_will_be_a/ (Verifiedvenuz)
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If the COVID-19 pandemic continues into late fall, difficult conversations about Halloween will happen between parents and children in countries that traditionally go “Trick or Treating.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gwaz51/if_the_covid19_pandemic_continues_into_late_fall/ (TKS9902)
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The people who start clapping first and the people who are the last ones to finish clapping are usually the annoying people in life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw7678/the_people_who_start_clapping_first_and_the/ (mr_needs_to_know)
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The last person in your friend group will go to all your funerals but no one will go to his.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw5iyq/the_last_person_in_your_friend_group_will_go_to/ (L0neD0g)
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It's really amazing that women come forward to have sex completely being aware of the fact they're going to see hell because of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw5h3n/its_really_amazing_that_women_come_forward_to/ (neelothpal-vipparla)
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Russia Lost Land twice and was and is still the biggest country on earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw5h2q/russia_lost_land_twice_and_was_and_is_still_the/ (SlavicGoon_92)
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Our pets must think we have removable skin when we change our clothes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw5c6p/our_pets_must_think_we_have_removable_skin_when/ (madding247)
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If someone is suffering from cancer or something lethal people feel sorry for them but if they are suffering from AIDS that becomes awkward just because of the fact that is sexually transmitted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw5byf/if_someone_is_suffering_from_cancer_or_something/ (neelothpal-vipparla)
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Smoothies are adult babyfood

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw59k3/smoothies_are_adult_babyfood/ (h13ruth)
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Auctioneers are the opposite of ring announcers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw59cj/auctioneers_are_the_opposite_of_ring_announcers/ (420Glazeitfatty)
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The belly of a snake is a pretty good place to hide things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw598a/the_belly_of_a_snake_is_a_pretty_good_place_to/ (RedditEffigy)
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Most of us know but a lot of us forget that the revolution will not be televised.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw57f3/most_of_us_know_but_a_lot_of_us_forget_that_the/ (Saul_g0od)
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We have cars that we can start remotely from our kitchen window, but which shut off when we’re sitting in them at a traffic light.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw554o/we_have_cars_that_we_can_start_remotely_from_our/ (HiFiGuy197)
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Good morning, good afternoon, and good evening are all greetings, while goodnight is a farewell.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw54aq/good_morning_good_afternoon_and_good_evening_are/ ([deleted])
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You can never return to the exact place in your past ever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw52lm/you_can_never_return_to_the_exact_place_in_your/ (jamisnotabot)
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Whoever created the tradition of not seeing the bride in their dress before the wedding saved countless spouses everywhere from hours of dress shopping and will forever be a hero.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw4z9b/whoever_created_the_tradition_of_not_seeing_the/ (Attacker1983)
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Whoever created the tradition of not seeing the bride in the wedding dress beforehand saved countless husbands everywhere from hours of dress shopping and forever be a hero.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw4ydk/whoever_created_the_tradition_of_not_seeing_the/ (Attacker1983)
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Whoever created the tradition of not seeing the bride in the wedding dress beforehand saved countless husbands everywhere from hours of dress shopping and forever be a hero to all men.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw4xui/whoever_created_the_tradition_of_not_seeing_the/ (Attacker1983)
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Ferris could have been a little nicer to Cameron. Just sayin’.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw4x70/ferris_could_have_been_a_little_nicer_to_cameron/ (ONLYallcaps)
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Going to college isn't hard but being overfed with what you don't wanna taste is hell.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw4wgy/going_to_college_isnt_hard_but_being_overfed_with/ (neelothpal-vipparla)
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Car companies would probably make a lot more money if they asked the general public which renderings look better before making them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw4u0p/car_companies_would_probably_make_a_lot_more/ (DrBopIt)
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Most independent tribes in Africa aren’t aware of the existence of ice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw4rxn/most_independent_tribes_in_africa_arent_aware_of/ (jakearcement)
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The first human didn't know he will die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw4rwp/the_first_human_didnt_know_he_will_die/ (preton02)
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In our lifetime we've probably taken over 1,000,000 steps.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw4qxi/in_our_lifetime_weve_probably_taken_over_1000000/ (Hirose1k)
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We seem to be solving more problems each year as a society But if you look at the life that Charles Ingles lived there weren't as many problems

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw4qav/we_seem_to_be_solving_more_problems_each_year_as/ (Seedpound)
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Everything about dental clinics scream 'torture chamber'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw4pgc/everything_about_dental_clinics_scream_torture/ (Withered_One)
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A lot of dogs are never going to get a golden birthday

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw4p2h/a_lot_of_dogs_are_never_going_to_get_a_golden/ (UnknownVillager)
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In an argument most of the times, most of the beings just wait for their chance to speak, they're not listening.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw4nwt/in_an_argument_most_of_the_times_most_of_the/ (neelothpal-vipparla)
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People who can't touch the ceiling in their house are either short, or have really nice houses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw4lig/people_who_cant_touch_the_ceiling_in_their_house/ (Watchmecarry13)
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Calling someone a “bad Apple” is related to “a few bad apples spoil the bunch”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw4jo9/calling_someone_a_bad_apple_is_related_to_a_few/ (shebeogden)
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When you rewatch Monty Python, you eventually expect the Spanish Inquisition

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw4jd3/when_you_rewatch_monty_python_you_eventually/ (ItStillHurtsToTouch)
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Mumble Rap will be looked back on as classical music in 1000 years

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw4hwa/mumble_rap_will_be_looked_back_on_as_classical/ (Sticklarry)
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At the end of the day, we're all just lucky sperm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw4hb6/at_the_end_of_the_day_were_all_just_lucky_sperm/ (RedditEffigy)
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Given his ego, renaming him to Bunker boi across all major media platforms would hurt him the most

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw4gc5/given_his_ego_renaming_him_to_bunker_boi_across/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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In the depths of the abyss, light is blinding.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw4fv4/in_the_depths_of_the_abyss_light_is_blinding/ (mexicancheerios)
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Matching with 4 numbers plus the mega ball must be the most painful and horrible feeling ever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw4fhd/matching_with_4_numbers_plus_the_mega_ball_must/ (xWeee)
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Supporting someone when they’ve fallen is better than any lecture you could possibly give them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw4cry/supporting_someone_when_theyve_fallen_is_better/ (ThaClamBurglar)
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Wizards in Harry Potter apparently can't unshit their pants as toilets still exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw4c15/wizards_in_harry_potter_apparently_cant_unshit/ (juliuslongcock)
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A blind person could have dyslexia but it wouldn’t affect them while reading.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw4b84/a_blind_person_could_have_dyslexia_but_it_wouldnt/ (maturegerm)
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Calling a woman "a lady" is a compliment but just calling her "lady" isn't

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw4b6u/calling_a_woman_a_lady_is_a_compliment_but_just/ (PhilipMichaelHunter)
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You know you’re an adult when your nightmares become less about monsters and more about real life situations

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw47n7/you_know_youre_an_adult_when_your_nightmares/ ([deleted])
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Vegans eat vegetables that were harvested by a tractor that is burning fossil fuels created from dead animals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw45aq/vegans_eat_vegetables_that_were_harvested_by_a/ (AbsaroakaJim)
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It seems like 2015 was 32 years ago and the dinosaurs lived sometime around the year 2000.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw44oa/it_seems_like_2015_was_32_years_ago_and_the/ (LordHowitzer)
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Arabic numerals have as many pronunciations as the number of languages you speak

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw44ji/arabic_numerals_have_as_many_pronunciations_as/ (Cactusisawesome)
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the more we scroll through photos, the younger they get

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw43xe/the_more_we_scroll_through_photos_the_younger/ (gcnHNYqvzB637fYQvQDt)
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The ratio of peanut butter to jelly you use for your PB&J was most likely determined by who ever made your PB&J sandwiches growing up and will most likely determine your children’s ratio in the future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw43vh/the_ratio_of_peanut_butter_to_jelly_you_use_for/ (Str8kush)
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'1 to 3', '1 through 3' and '123' not only sound similar but are also exactly alike.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw43li/1_to_3_1_through_3_and_123_not_only_sound_similar/ (abiggj)
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Vehicles that burn oil are crematoriums for animals that died 100 million years ago.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw430y/vehicles_that_burn_oil_are_crematoriums_for/ (Tobester2005)
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Every mirror you buy is already used

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw41h4/every_mirror_you_buy_is_already_used/ (Sofia_la_Vinagreta)
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You've probably used the letter "x" more in math than English.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw3zg8/youve_probably_used_the_letter_x_more_in_math/ (Da_Chicken303)
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The expressions “that blows” and “that sucks” are often used in the same context.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw3yaj/the_expressions_that_blows_and_that_sucks_are/ (nathedeer99)
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One of Heads or Tails has been flipped more than the other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw3xnf/one_of_heads_or_tails_has_been_flipped_more_than/ (dubs_dj)
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We’re getting to the point when running a 3d printer is cheaper and easier than running a regular printer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw3xit/were_getting_to_the_point_when_running_a_3d/ (Fisto-the-sex-robot)
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fire is the one thing that can make food perfect or ruin it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw3xf9/fire_is_the_one_thing_that_can_make_food_perfect/ (exeetf)
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If dragons were real it probably wouldn't be that cool

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw3vpl/if_dragons_were_real_it_probably_wouldnt_be_that/ (jungleryan04)
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Nothing makes you feel more glad to be living under a roof when you trying to sleep at night while it's raining heavily outside.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw3vgx/nothing_makes_you_feel_more_glad_to_be_living/ (techsavvynerd91)
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"Honey" might be used when referring to your SO because honey is the only thing that never gets bad

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw3uy3/honey_might_be_used_when_referring_to_your_so/ (Doodle_Dragon)
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There’s probably a lot of active affairs on hold because the husbands/wives are in lock down with each other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw3uwd/theres_probably_a_lot_of_active_affairs_on_hold/ (DUNKIN_DONUTS_ICED)
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Finger painting is technically a type of digital art

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw3umk/finger_painting_is_technically_a_type_of_digital/ (klausklass)
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We're watching Murica from the outside like Murica was watching Tiger King.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw3u2d/were_watching_murica_from_the_outside_like_murica/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Watching a video about something you have no knowledge of is so much more enjoyable if the person presenting the video shows enthusiasm and a love of the subject

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw3t7e/watching_a_video_about_something_you_have_no/ (step6666)
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Everything humans have accomplished has taken the entirety of human existence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw3t32/everything_humans_have_accomplished_has_taken_the/ (sommersc1)
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The grim reaper isn't actually from anything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw3swl/the_grim_reaper_isnt_actually_from_anything/ (RhinoAlestorm)
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The one thing that we will always remember is that we forget

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw3skj/the_one_thing_that_we_will_always_remember_is/ (jungleryan04)
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We could replace the cops with thoughts and pra-yers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw3ref/we_could_replace_the_cops_with_thoughts_and/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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There could be much better raw materials in space that we simply don’t know exist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw3obl/there_could_be_much_better_raw_materials_in_space/ (tlacct)
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"What the fuck?" has to be the most unanswered question ever asked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw3o7t/what_the_fuck_has_to_be_the_most_unanswered/ (PumpkinHeadGreg)
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The world is burning so bright, that humanity is waking up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw3msz/the_world_is_burning_so_bright_that_humanity_is/ (Cannibustible)
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If someone would make a revenge movie about corrupt police, starring Denzel Washington and Samuel L Jackson, it would probably break some box office records.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw3mra/if_someone_would_make_a_revenge_movie_about/ (Adventure84)
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Cleeopatra lived closer to the invention of the iPhone than the construction of the Great Pyramid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw3m3o/cleeopatra_lived_closer_to_the_invention_of_the/ (siahbabedblsiah)
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Bruises will fade, but the memories remain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw3kg6/bruises_will_fade_but_the_memories_remain/ (smikelsmikel)
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Extraterrestrials are technically a species of animal even if they have warp drives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw3jha/extraterrestrials_are_technically_a_species_of/ (Flyingsquirrel68)
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Many people will finally become conscious about the (bad) smell of their own breath because they have to wear a face mask.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw3ife/many_people_will_finally_become_conscious_about/ (MvCToxic123)
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Rushing into a marriage shorting after meeting is kind of like microwaving a relationship. It’s quick and easy, could turn out alright, but probably won’t be as good as a slow burn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw3hhv/rushing_into_a_marriage_shorting_after_meeting_is/ (2020Chapter)
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If the moon only reflects light from the sun, shouldn't vampires also get burned by moonlight

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw3hfs/if_the_moon_only_reflects_light_from_the_sun/ (Astar_student)
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Ellen Ripley was just a Xenophobe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw3hfg/ellen_ripley_was_just_a_xenophobe/ (Artemus19)
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All cookies are cookie dough flavored.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw3g71/all_cookies_are_cookie_dough_flavored/ ([deleted])
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Ants are the original colonizers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw3ff5/ants_are_the_original_colonizers/ (tygrublez)
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When you are embarrassed by something you did in the past, it shows that you’ve matured

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw3fcd/when_you_are_embarrassed_by_something_you_did_in/ (jungleryan04)
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A slotted spoon is the opposite of a spork. A fpoon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw3fa6/a_slotted_spoon_is_the_opposite_of_a_spork_a_fpoon/ (Chirpin_Crickets)
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Martin Luther king Jr must be rolling over in his grave.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw3e4f/martin_luther_king_jr_must_be_rolling_over_in_his/ (mikes_42)
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Magic is never magic to the magician.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw3e0f/magic_is_never_magic_to_the_magician/ (Kahzgul)
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Driving could be a fun activity if we didn’t have to do it daily.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw3dan/driving_could_be_a_fun_activity_if_we_didnt_have/ (BigBlueSpruce)
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The 1% is so rich that $1,000,000 looks like nothing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw3d2q/the_1_is_so_rich_that_1000000_looks_like_nothing/ ([deleted])
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For people who miss their friends but their countries have curfew, why don’t you have them sign up as delivery drivers and just order them when u miss them?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw3cul/for_people_who_miss_their_friends_but_their/ ([deleted])
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The trope of the older sister being hot and popular and the younger sister being plain and dorky in sitcoms is because younger sisters look up to our older sisters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw3ca1/the_trope_of_the_older_sister_being_hot_and/ (alixxlove)
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Birds tweeting territorially must be even more angry when humans find their birdsong melodic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw3bl8/birds_tweeting_territorially_must_be_even_more/ (chickensunited)
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we can never be sure about the fact that memory wipers aren't invented yet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw38n6/we_can_never_be_sure_about_the_fact_that_memory/ (blockybookbook)
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The new normal for leaving the house has changed dramatically: phone, keys, wallet, face mask

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw380g/the_new_normal_for_leaving_the_house_has_changed/ (Rwakes00)
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Lot of people must have spilled a lot of gas overfilling their cars before the auto shut off system.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw37x0/lot_of_people_must_have_spilled_a_lot_of_gas/ (juicetothrowawayfar)
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You know you’re becoming fluent in your 2nd language when you start talking to yourself with it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw37os/you_know_youre_becoming_fluent_in_your_2nd/ (MrMesh3l)
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People will probably stop saying bless you when someone coughs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw35pe/people_will_probably_stop_saying_bless_you_when/ (Doodle_Dragon)
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You could potentially be a super advanced divine creature that wants to experience what it's like to be a human, but you've deleted all of your memories to get a maximum human experience.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw34u3/you_could_potentially_be_a_super_advanced_divine/ (jungleryan04)
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We consider eating soggy bread disgusting, but it just gets soggy anyway after you start chewing it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw345e/we_consider_eating_soggy_bread_disgusting_but_it/ (zoomanatl)
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Tinder is an app where two individuals will attempt to convince the other to uninstall the app.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw342x/tinder_is_an_app_where_two_individuals_will/ (Malfushion)
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Walking along side diesel and petrol cars..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw33xq/walking_along_side_diesel_and_petrol_cars/ (foolv)
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If fish could scream less people would eat them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw33cd/if_fish_could_scream_less_people_would_eat_them/ (broke_20)
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A group of friends who enjoy rubbing their penises on each other can be just great friends.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw31dy/a_group_of_friends_who_enjoy_rubbing_their/ (IMissFreedom)
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If the Beatles band hadn't been created, John Lennon could still be alive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw315a/if_the_beatles_band_hadnt_been_created_john/ (flmceccato)
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You can day drink all summer long in some parts of Alaska / North Pole

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw30s7/you_can_day_drink_all_summer_long_in_some_parts/ (kb9316)
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It’s kind of crazy that disliking Justin Bieber was some people’s personality like 10 years ago.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw30k2/its_kind_of_crazy_that_disliking_justin_bieber/ (BlittzFever)
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The vegetables vegans eat was harvested by a human who probably eats meat. So to eat their vegetables a animal had to die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw2yyx/the_vegetables_vegans_eat_was_harvested_by_a/ (Timedylan10)
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Sleep is death but it's a timed trial

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw2ymg/sleep_is_death_but_its_a_timed_trial/ (Samagramx)
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Since most of the social media apps have infinite scrolling. So if batteries could be charged from the friction of scrolling, our phones will never die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw2vzr/since_most_of_the_social_media_apps_have_infinite/ (atomsmasher42)
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brain is constantly taking out certain frames that eyes see so perceived reality resembles a gimbal-steady video instead of a handheld shaky one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw2ulc/brain_is_constantly_taking_out_certain_frames/ (DzigiliDaFujznem)
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Humanity hasn’t really built anything that can stand more than 200 years without being destroyed by nature So there was a civilization just as Advanced as ours and got wiped out by mass extinction. We wouldn’t know they were there because they didn’t build anything that would last

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw2rxt/humanity_hasnt_really_built_anything_that_can/ (1-H8-Passwords)
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Schrodinger's Pregnancy: If you nut in a girl, she is both pregnant and not pregnant until she takes a contraceptive or a pregnancy test.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw2qq0/schrodingers_pregnancy_if_you_nut_in_a_girl_she/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Uploading cat videos online is a basic human instinct

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw2qd1/uploading_cat_videos_online_is_a_basic_human/ (iambertan)
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Because insomniacs don't sleep as much, they probably have more life experience than a typical human.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw2pwv/because_insomniacs_dont_sleep_as_much_they/ (Silv3rS0und)
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Economic inequity is something to fear greatly because the houseless don't fight back

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw2nu1/economic_inequity_is_something_to_fear_greatly/ (rapunzelsasshair)
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There are probably plenty of good posts out there that never got attention because the first few people to access it were not impressed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw2n76/there_are_probably_plenty_of_good_posts_out_there/ (Salim_S)
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Ted Mosby was a simple man with only two purposes: marrying and breeding.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw2ldy/ted_mosby_was_a_simple_man_with_only_two_purposes/ (4willoffire)
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Visiting subs you left a while ago feels like talking to your ex

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw2l9q/visiting_subs_you_left_a_while_ago_feels_like/ (jebbaok)
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Everyone praises Musk for changing our lives, but look at what 3M gave us : duct tape, abrasive sponges, post-its ...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw2khx/everyone_praises_musk_for_changing_our_lives_but/ (MinFootspace)
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Not taking sides is extremely lonely

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw2kgr/not_taking_sides_is_extremely_lonely/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Your dogs mom is a bitch

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw2io4/your_dogs_mom_is_a_bitch/ (Rmptg)
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Your moms dog is a bitch

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw2i12/your_moms_dog_is_a_bitch/ ([deleted])
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You can judge the character of a person by how they interact with retail assistants

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw2hl7/you_can_judge_the_character_of_a_person_by_how/ (StaleCraig)
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Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dundun dun dundundun dun dun dun dun dun dun dundun dundun BOOM Dundun dundun dundun BEEP Dun dun dun dun dun Dun dun BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BOOM

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw2h8t/duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun_dun_dun_dun_dun_dun_dun/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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When there's no juice left, hitting the back side of a remote control seems to always bring it back to life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw2gne/when_theres_no_juice_left_hitting_the_back_side/ (siahbabedblsiah)
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There is probably other universes other than our own with different realities inside

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw2fyf/there_is_probably_other_universes_other_than_our/ (astronaut315)
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Your mom has touched more than one dick in her life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw2f1f/your_mom_has_touched_more_than_one_dick_in_her/ ([deleted])
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It's hard to get a ST up because it says "it's used often" yet every other ST is repeated daily

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw2e96/its_hard_to_get_a_st_up_because_it_says_its_used/ (potential_ban)
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Undeniable Fact: JeffreyEpstein didn't kill himself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw2dgj/undeniable_fact_jeffreyepstein_didnt_kill_himself/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Try to picture a half sided shape in your head

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw2d6j/try_to_picture_a_half_sided_shape_in_your_head/ (levidrome)
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We usually feel sad when a pet gets up and walks away. It would really suck if the same thing happened to them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw2d1t/we_usually_feel_sad_when_a_pet_gets_up_and_walks/ (probablywontcare)
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You can be nostalgic over the thought that you used to be nostalgic about something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw2cgk/you_can_be_nostalgic_over_the_thought_that_you/ ([deleted])
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At some point in his life every guy has held a little boy's dick in his hand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw2c5l/at_some_point_in_his_life_every_guy_has_held_a/ (0utcazt)
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JeffreyEpstein didn't kill himself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw2a38/jeffreyepstein_didnt_kill_himself/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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One day video games will look like real life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw29hq/one_day_video_games_will_look_like_real_life/ (xmemeboyx)
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Everyone knows what people of Walmart look like. No one will admit they are the people of Walmart.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw29ak/everyone_knows_what_people_of_walmart_look_like/ (BeCauseOfYou_2000000)
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Iceland’s just cold Hawaii

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw26c3/icelands_just_cold_hawaii/ (Kabatica)
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The more fish we eat, the more the sea levels will decrease

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw257g/the_more_fish_we_eat_the_more_the_sea_levels_will/ (levidrome)
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Any food can be finger food if you’re brave enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw24wc/any_food_can_be_finger_food_if_youre_brave_enough/ (ScientificSlothx)
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Most heartfelt/heroic/amazing moments happen when people aren't filming it to put it on the internet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw22fw/most_heartfeltheroicamazing_moments_happen_when/ (silenceiskillingme)
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Smokers probably have strong lip muscles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw20u2/smokers_probably_have_strong_lip_muscles/ (PhotoClock)
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It takes a pillage to raze a village

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw1zhs/it_takes_a_pillage_to_raze_a_village/ (UnusualWind5)
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The refrigerator was made to keep food fresh but we probably let more food spoil in it than outside of it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw1ymx/the_refrigerator_was_made_to_keep_food_fresh_but/ (Thecoltonfactor)
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If hummus isn’t a smoothie, then it’s just bean paste with a dream.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw1wrt/if_hummus_isnt_a_smoothie_then_its_just_bean/ (asstaethicc_jibooty)
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Every passing day a Truman Show like reality seems less and less fictional

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw1wn6/every_passing_day_a_truman_show_like_reality/ (rowsdowerismydad)
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A message to Garcia is an essay commonly used by Marine Corps officers and noncommissioned officers as an example of following orders without question, but it is actually a better example of poor leadership.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw1vky/a_message_to_garcia_is_an_essay_commonly_used_by/ (BuegeCJ)
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Viking funerals are the way to go

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw1vel/viking_funerals_are_the_way_to_go/ (rnielsen776)
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Being able to grow into one's max possible physical height thanks to modern nutrition and medicine is the only way a lot of people will ever reach their full potential.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw1v4a/being_able_to_grow_into_ones_max_possible/ (takaperoinen-miete)
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If he has "entrepreneur" in his bio, he most certainly is not one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw1twi/if_he_has_entrepreneur_in_his_bio_he_most/ (plop_the_doc)
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W is the only letter in the English alphabet to not have its own letter in its pronunciation. And the only one to have 2 syllables in its pronunciation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw1th5/w_is_the_only_letter_in_the_english_alphabet_to/ (Danionlion)
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Technically all humans are 69ing with plants, we breathe their waste they breathe ours

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw1td8/technically_all_humans_are_69ing_with_plants_we/ ([deleted])
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You never hear elevator music in elevators anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw1r0g/you_never_hear_elevator_music_in_elevators_anymore/ (zackOsaur)
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Protesting police brutality has allowed a bunch of police officers to get OT pay combating their own actions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw1puo/protesting_police_brutality_has_allowed_a_bunch/ (HughesJackedMan)
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When your heartbroken, it's like life is going by at 240 fps

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw1paz/when_your_heartbroken_its_like_life_is_going_by/ (dolly_dagger21)
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We live in a world in which vanity is a virtue, and humbleness is considered a flaw

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw1opb/we_live_in_a_world_in_which_vanity_is_a_virtue/ (DzigiliDaFujznem)
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Sometimes you can fall from a cliff to sharp rocks and be fine, and the next day a minor bump makes you shatter into pieces. Human sanity has the consistency of a smartphone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw1mi5/sometimes_you_can_fall_from_a_cliff_to_sharp/ (takaperoinen-miete)
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Despite looking forward to having sex, most men will avoid thinking about sex during sex to prolong sex

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw1ln2/despite_looking_forward_to_having_sex_most_men/ (0bersavtor)
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Age is not a number, it’s a word

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw1ljs/age_is_not_a_number_its_a_word/ (failed_vibe-check)
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When interplanetary travel becomes available, we will have multiple weights which will lead to a universal weight of mass.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw1ks7/when_interplanetary_travel_becomes_available_we/ (Tbagyogrill)
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The brain named itself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw1k4k/the_brain_named_itself/ (failed_vibe-check)
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In a stand-up shower, water runs down your arm and shoots a stream from one of your fingertips like a mini hose

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw1jmv/in_a_standup_shower_water_runs_down_your_arm_and/ (StoneSensei)
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Ur lips are waterproof protection for your lungs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw1j7q/ur_lips_are_waterproof_protection_for_your_lungs/ (jolyghoul)
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No one can or will ever be in a empty room

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw1j1o/no_one_can_or_will_ever_be_in_a_empty_room/ (failed_vibe-check)
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Competitive Pokémon trainers are slowly destroying the ecosystem.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw1hac/competitive_pokémon_trainers_are_slowly/ (Reddituser4678213)
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Of all the ways the human body can expel fluid, bleeding is the one that's most acceptable to do on a sidewalk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw1gzp/of_all_the_ways_the_human_body_can_expel_fluid/ (hellslave)
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Living is the slowest possible method to die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw1fhu/living_is_the_slowest_possible_method_to_die/ (Emme98)
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Everything bagels have probably disappointed a lot of people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw1fd2/everything_bagels_have_probably_disappointed_a/ (Imasluttycat)
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You know someone’s old when they play uno with points

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw1f2d/you_know_someones_old_when_they_play_uno_with/ (Ramavian_Zola)
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The beautiful aspect of death is that even if you believe in some kind of afterlife, you're either right, or you won't have the chance to get disappointed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw1e1u/the_beautiful_aspect_of_death_is_that_even_if_you/ (MrFrozenOwl)
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Lady Gaga is a bad singer who knows how to sing and Demi Lovato is good singer who doesn't know how to sing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw1dfa/lady_gaga_is_a_bad_singer_who_knows_how_to_sing/ (elliesasha1)
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The saying "Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars." Is bullshit because the moon is much closer than the stars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw1cs0/the_saying_shoot_for_the_moon_even_if_you_miss/ (PuffHoney)
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In the future many of us will be working in a position that does not exist yet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw1crg/in_the_future_many_of_us_will_be_working_in_a/ (Raskasraz)
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The process of counting down is either the most exciting or stressful thing ever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw1cge/the_process_of_counting_down_is_either_the_most/ (Trask37)
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The one in a group who survives the longest will attend the most funerals, but have the least attendance at their own.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw1bss/the_one_in_a_group_who_survives_the_longest_will/ (arjankahlon)
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The CEOs of the glass companies are probably enjoying the civil unrest

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw1b7x/the_ceos_of_the_glass_companies_are_probably/ (AppleberryJames)
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It is a paradox that George Floyd was killed by a kneeling man, and millions of people show him support by kneeling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw1ap1/it_is_a_paradox_that_george_floyd_was_killed_by_a/ (Lord_Alamo)
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We are all working inorder for our deaths to be easier

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw1a4t/we_are_all_working_inorder_for_our_deaths_to_be/ (Ringsofthekings)
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The number of pipe cleaners actually used to clean pipes is probably negligible compared to all the other things they're used for

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw19wg/the_number_of_pipe_cleaners_actually_used_to/ (MaroonTrucker28)
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You unlock more buttons on the calculator as your math skill increases.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw199d/you_unlock_more_buttons_on_the_calculator_as_your/ (omarpower123)
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Food courts are adult cafeterias

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw17yp/food_courts_are_adult_cafeterias/ (Flignats)
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If you rewatch TV shows you liked as a kid. You will realize how childish they are. Something you just didn’t pay attention to when you were a kid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw17hf/if_you_rewatch_tv_shows_you_liked_as_a_kid_you/ (IcePopcorn_)
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Extraterrestrials probably won’t ever have to come and destroy all humans to take over because we’ll probably end up doing it to ourselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw16vl/extraterrestrials_probably_wont_ever_have_to_come/ (AppleberryJames)
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You know you’ve learned a language when your dreams are in said language

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw16v4/you_know_youve_learned_a_language_when_your/ (Dirt9764)
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If every school banded together and just started dispensing believable but false information, most kids would live their whole lives believing it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw156d/if_every_school_banded_together_and_just_started/ (Ramavian_Zola)
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In a world where wearing more clothes is sexy having a bikini or having your shirt off would still be considered hot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw14lx/in_a_world_where_wearing_more_clothes_is_sexy/ (MemeFinder0419)
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Someone probably spent 4 years in art school and how many years after that perfecting their craft, before they were hired to fill a book full of penises for Superbad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw1374/someone_probably_spent_4_years_in_art_school_and/ (SmalIbox)
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A penis is a balloon. It gets inflated but not at will.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw12wj/a_penis_is_a_balloon_it_gets_inflated_but_not_at/ (Pwesidential_Debate)
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Maybe and maybe not have the same definition.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw11uf/maybe_and_maybe_not_have_the_same_definition/ (Pwesidential_Debate)
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Teachers don’t like it when students use Wikipedia as a source, yet a lot of the sources they do like get their information from Wikipedia

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw11gz/teachers_dont_like_it_when_students_use_wikipedia/ (Ramavian_Zola)
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The people that are planning to kill or already have killed officers are bringing themselves down to the same level as the cop who killed Floyd

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw10j5/the_people_that_are_planning_to_kill_or_already/ (MakeThatMatt)
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Monopoly has a reputation for being a homewrecker because the majority of us didn't really know how to play it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw0zp8/monopoly_has_a_reputation_for_being_a_homewrecker/ (DNAmber)
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We've come full circle back to bad 90s laugh tracks at barely laughable material. The silent gif era is missed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw0xq0/weve_come_full_circle_back_to_bad_90s_laugh/ (PlacentaOnOnionGravy)
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There are more nipples than the entire human population

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw0wv9/there_are_more_nipples_than_the_entire_human/ (AltruisticDrink)
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Masturbation is the same as sex but in single player mode

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw0wcr/masturbation_is_the_same_as_sex_but_in_single/ (AltruisticDrink)
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Almost every hand you have touched/shook has touched a penis before

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw0vrw/almost_every_hand_you_have_touchedshook_has/ (AltruisticDrink)
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You don’t realize how well painkillers work until you pinch yourself after taking them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw0vh3/you_dont_realize_how_well_painkillers_work_until/ (Princely-Principals)
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The human brain is the only organ that named itself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw0v9b/the_human_brain_is_the_only_organ_that_named/ (AltruisticDrink)
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The Chinese and Indian national anthems are the most played song in the world because they have 38% of the worlds population.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw0tj6/the_chinese_and_indian_national_anthems_are_the/ (nuker98)
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The Chinese and Indian national anthems are the most played song in the world because they have 3&% of the worlds population.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw0t35/the_chinese_and_indian_national_anthems_are_the/ ([deleted])
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We all can recognize our family members walking by the sound of their steps, but most of us don't know how we sound ourselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw0s75/we_all_can_recognize_our_family_members_walking/ (Asiliukas3000)
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All-terrain vehicles can only handle some terrains

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw0s03/allterrain_vehicles_can_only_handle_some_terrains/ (Silvervox325)
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You spend your whole life gathering guests for your funeral

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw0ry3/you_spend_your_whole_life_gathering_guests_for/ (thelifeofcarti)
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Blond is guys. Blonde is girls.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw0rg7/blond_is_guys_blonde_is_girls/ (uniqueforce)
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Feeling like you owe a little less isn't the same as feeling like you've gotten a little richer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw0r4f/feeling_like_you_owe_a_little_less_isnt_the_same/ (VerbotenPublish)
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Black holes seem much scarier than an average star, even though they’d both kill us just as easily if we got too close

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw0pgf/black_holes_seem_much_scarier_than_an_average/ (Hierophant42)
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Anatolia is propably the language dump of the universe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw0n8i/anatolia_is_propably_the_language_dump_of_the/ (kaiko-mix)
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It's funny that a Standard USB slot has only two sides, but most often it takes three tries to plug it in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw0mzi/its_funny_that_a_standard_usb_slot_has_only_two/ (anonymouslegion)
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Brooklyn 99 is going to have an interesting season 8

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw0l9a/brooklyn_99_is_going_to_have_an_interesting/ (themagicalasianhobo)
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If humans go extinct and some intelligent beings dig up our skulls in the future, they will think humans look like the girl from Momo Game.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw0kck/if_humans_go_extinct_and_some_intelligent_beings/ (pur__0_0__)
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The Orange (fruit) wasn’t named after the colour, but the colour was named after the fruit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw0k74/the_orange_fruit_wasnt_named_after_the_colour_but/ ([deleted])
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Having split personalities is basically having alt accounts irl

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw0j9r/having_split_personalities_is_basically_having/ ([deleted])
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A person that uses a bike is a cyclist, a person that uses a motorcycle is a biker.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw0hvb/a_person_that_uses_a_bike_is_a_cyclist_a_person/ (odin_da_god)
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The trash can in computers is a recycling bin because it transforms old documents into new space

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw0hf0/the_trash_can_in_computers_is_a_recycling_bin/ (Metris06)
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If a couple people are bad enough at driving, 90% of drivers could be "better than average."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw0fnn/if_a_couple_people_are_bad_enough_at_driving_90/ (TheMockingbird13)
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DISCOVERY is a compound word: DISCO and VERY

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw0cx1/discovery_is_a_compound_word_disco_and_very/ (TheRedonkulousApple)
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The first guy to put a fig leaf over his privates probably was just self conscious.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw0cgz/the_first_guy_to_put_a_fig_leaf_over_his_privates/ (kippycaps)
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Bowser and Peach would make some Weird Kids

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw0b45/bowser_and_peach_would_make_some_weird_kids/ (Sepocapr)
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Catering companies never have to hire out for their work events. They are the hire outs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw09lb/catering_companies_never_have_to_hire_out_for/ (AdminGhostRevival)
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In their years, dogs never get to celebrate their sweet 16 or a bunch of other milestone birthdays.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw09h5/in_their_years_dogs_never_get_to_celebrate_their/ (forgotaboutsteve)
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Deaf animals have literally no idea that sound exists

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw08av/deaf_animals_have_literally_no_idea_that_sound/ (myvirginityisstrong)
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Gyms were only created to support the health of people living an otherwise sedentary lifestyle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw0835/gyms_were_only_created_to_support_the_health_of/ (kippycaps)
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A lot of people defend the 2nd amendment, but a lot of people forget the 1st

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw07ud/a_lot_of_people_defend_the_2nd_amendment_but_a/ (PM_ME_THY_BEST_MEMES)
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More people are grossed out by the idea of vegan marshmallows than they are by the idea that regular marshmallows are not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw06q5/more_people_are_grossed_out_by_the_idea_of_vegan/ (adastrally)
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Our life is a continuous cycle of realizing how dumb we were a few years back.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw05qh/our_life_is_a_continuous_cycle_of_realizing_how/ (Sheepsticks)
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We’re so lucky someone invented cheese.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw05e0/were_so_lucky_someone_invented_cheese/ (davekmv)
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A single cell phone video can change the course of history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw04kf/a_single_cell_phone_video_can_change_the_course/ (Buttsmooth)
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A person acting suspicious and a person suspicious of their activity are both suspicious persons.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw043c/a_person_acting_suspicious_and_a_person/ (d1rTb1ke)
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Blowing on cold food will still achieve the desired effect

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw02ea/blowing_on_cold_food_will_still_achieve_the/ (dvrkrvin)
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Never mix sleeping pills and laxatives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gw019x/never_mix_sleeping_pills_and_laxatives/ (RecoveringRelapser)
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You could play a recording of yourself in public and people wouldn't know it was you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvzznt/you_could_play_a_recording_of_yourself_in_public/ (thiswaskindofsh_tty)
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Awake is the cousin of life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvzznf/awake_is_the_cousin_of_life/ (RecoveringRelapser)
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We always imagine our insides and organs fully lit, even though there isn’t a hint of light in there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvzz4x/we_always_imagine_our_insides_and_organs_fully/ (Flame-Blast)
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If sleep is the cousin of death, then awake is the cousin of life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvzyxr/if_sleep_is_the_cousin_of_death_then_awake_is_the/ (RecoveringRelapser)
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Ginger is the only Spice Girl.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvzxqe/ginger_is_the_only_spice_girl/ (VaughnFry)
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Telling someone what they want is more often than not telling what you want

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvzxgc/telling_someone_what_they_want_is_more_often_than/ (chamanchutneybahar)
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In the same way a square is a rectangle but a rectangle isn’t a square, your anus is your butt, but your butt is not your anus.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvzuye/in_the_same_way_a_square_is_a_rectangle_but_a/ (No1_cookie)
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There's the same amount of uphills and downhills

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvzuua/theres_the_same_amount_of_uphills_and_downhills/ (sD3d3D)
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Winning “who wants to be a millionaire” in different countries can substantially change the value of your prize. 1 million ZARs (South African Rand) only equates to about $57,000

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvzu28/winning_who_wants_to_be_a_millionaire_in/ (hold_my_cucumber)
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It’s obvious Lois Lane doesn’t swallow because if Superman busted in her mouth his load would explode out the back of her head.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvztgx/its_obvious_lois_lane_doesnt_swallow_because_if/ (BlancoBatman11)
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rainbows are probably the most iconic meteorological phenomenon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvzszb/rainbows_are_probably_the_most_iconic/ (P1TPAT)
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A phone is a perfect way to see that an entire new world is in front of us. Imagine where it goes from there...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvzp9g/a_phone_is_a_perfect_way_to_see_that_an_entire/ (Isntitabouttime69)
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Thanks to movies set in New York, most people in the world know that there is a McDonald's in Times Square.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvzos8/thanks_to_movies_set_in_new_york_most_people_in/ (MasterofCreamCheese)
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If we could control our dreams, we probably would wake up at some point because we'd get bored, none of you fucks are creative and need more content to dream better.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvzoc2/if_we_could_control_our_dreams_we_probably_would/ (high_rise_fucking)
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For people with glasses Life is a EA game with pay to upgrade graphics

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvznyy/for_people_with_glasses_life_is_a_ea_game_with/ (Clumsy-_-Phoenix)
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In 40 years there will be edgy kids listening to 2020s music saying, “I was born in the wrong generation.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvznkn/in_40_years_there_will_be_edgy_kids_listening_to/ (Marzis23)
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Cosplaying as Deadpool can allow you to act like a jerk, a clown, an ass, and even a complete weirdo, but people won't be bothered by that in the least.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvzm7y/cosplaying_as_deadpool_can_allow_you_to_act_like/ ([deleted])
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If babies could chose their clothes, they'd probably rather be naked

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvzlay/if_babies_could_chose_their_clothes_theyd/ (rnielsen776)
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Your entire life could be different if you had a different teacher in the start of school.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvzl4p/your_entire_life_could_be_different_if_you_had_a/ (Marzis23)
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One day people will be saying Ok millennial.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvzkjy/one_day_people_will_be_saying_ok_millennial/ (Marzis23)
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If Zuko and Katara had ended up together, they woul have had a steamy relationship.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvzih4/if_zuko_and_katara_had_ended_up_together_they/ (BeefEater81)
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Finding a hair in your food is made infinitely worse by imagining where on the body that particular hair came from.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvzi8q/finding_a_hair_in_your_food_is_made_infinitely/ (securityseminars)
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It’d be impossible to see a 1 dimensional shape in a 3 dimensional environment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvzi6l/itd_be_impossible_to_see_a_1_dimensional_shape_in/ (Woolisy)
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Schrodinger probably had a dog because he wasn't much of a cat person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvzhu4/schrodinger_probably_had_a_dog_because_he_wasnt/ (rudesasquatch)
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Given the opportunity, some of our grandparents would have been porn stars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvzguo/given_the_opportunity_some_of_our_grandparents/ (Isntitabouttime69)
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Gravity, the force that literally holds our world together, can be countered by a cheap 50 cent store-bought balloon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvzfzq/gravity_the_force_that_literally_holds_our_world/ (PorkAndMustard)
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Historically speaking when a large group of people scream yeehaw, that leads to centuries of the rest of us saying "we are so sorry"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvzfg8/historically_speaking_when_a_large_group_of/ (rynoboy1993)
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It’s weird how different perspectives can completely change the way two people remember an event so much that each person would swear that they’re right until the person who’s right provides evidence to the contrary.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvzeym/its_weird_how_different_perspectives_can/ (Retrogradefoco)
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Everyone agrees social media is toxic. But no one does anything to change that.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvze2n/everyone_agrees_social_media_is_toxic_but_no_one/ (FossaRed)
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Your entire life was decided based on how good your dads pull out game was.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvzdvf/your_entire_life_was_decided_based_on_how_good/ (Marzis23)
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If a pregnant woman swims her kid is actually in a submarine

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvzd37/if_a_pregnant_woman_swims_her_kid_is_actually_in/ (pinor456)
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Trees have mixed emotions during pollen season when it rains

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvzcjj/trees_have_mixed_emotions_during_pollen_season/ (LeetLurker)
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It is later and the alligators are back.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvzc9t/it_is_later_and_the_alligators_are_back/ (RecoveringRelapser)
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Humanity is constantly on decline in our numbers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvz96k/humanity_is_constantly_on_decline_in_our_numbers/ (known-to-be-unknown)
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Most human interactions are becoming touchless transactions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvz6pv/most_human_interactions_are_becoming_touchless/ (moneybot13)
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Your nightmare could be another person's dream

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvz6hh/your_nightmare_could_be_another_persons_dream/ (ShazzyFez)
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Chicken head-bobbing would help determine the perfect beat for songs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvz5bo/chicken_headbobbing_would_help_determine_the/ (TheWindows10Fan)
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Social networks are not a space to socialize they are a little personnal advertising space.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvz33d/social_networks_are_not_a_space_to_socialize_they/ (Broceliande)
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The world is not getting worse, its just getting caught on camera

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvz15n/the_world_is_not_getting_worse_its_just_getting/ (arminkennedy)
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If you live far away from an ocean your ancestors were probably running away or got chased out of town.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvz053/if_you_live_far_away_from_an_ocean_your_ancestors/ (straight-lampin)
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The flute is the most classical instrument, as it is the oldest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvyz5b/the_flute_is_the_most_classical_instrument_as_it/ ([deleted])
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Advertisers think commercials starting off with loud blaring noises get attention, but are actually more likely to get muted and/or skipped

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvyyvn/advertisers_think_commercials_starting_off_with/ (Hero_You_Dont_Need)
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There's a whole bunch of people out there whose phone number is COV-ID19

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvyyu1/theres_a_whole_bunch_of_people_out_there_whose/ (ReliablyDefiant)
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Since the Wicked Witch of the West dies at the touch of water, she must smell horrific because she can’t cleanse herself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvyyrs/since_the_wicked_witch_of_the_west_dies_at_the/ (N0T-CB)
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We still don't know who let the dogs out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvyy3p/we_still_dont_know_who_let_the_dogs_out/ ([deleted])
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Everyone has held the title of being the youngest person in the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvyxtp/everyone_has_held_the_title_of_being_the_youngest/ (FURYEQUALSM4)
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assuming people have their kids by 20 it'll only take 101 people to reach 1 AD

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvyxth/assuming_people_have_their_kids_by_20_itll_only/ (69DannyDevito)
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You can only pinch pennies so hard before you break your finger and have to pay the hospital bill.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvyxo8/you_can_only_pinch_pennies_so_hard_before_you/ (RobertGBradley)
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Magic and Alchemy became boring after we started calling them Physics and Chemistry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvyxjk/magic_and_alchemy_became_boring_after_we_started/ (nkgrimm)
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When the first child on Mars is born, planet of birth will have to be added to passports.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvywm8/when_the_first_child_on_mars_is_born_planet_of/ (Marzis23)
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Through the fire and flames is probably about a really epic DND campaign

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvywhz/through_the_fire_and_flames_is_probably_about_a/ (barry-bulletkin)
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Learning from other's mistakes is always the cheaper option

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvyvxt/learning_from_others_mistakes_is_always_the/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Forgiveness is the hardest lesson to learn because, like most lessons, you have to do it MORE to get *better* at it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvyvs9/forgiveness_is_the_hardest_lesson_to_learn/ (DaRealEbonyQueen)
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Many male animal species have sex with each other therefore it can be said that homosexuality is natural.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvyv4o/many_male_animal_species_have_sex_with_each_other/ (LethalDoseMLD50)
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The line that separates winners from the losers is how they react to each new twist of fate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvyuy5/the_line_that_separates_winners_from_the_losers/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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If insects count we’d all be serial killers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvyt2l/if_insects_count_wed_all_be_serial_killers/ (NissanGT77)
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Playing Tetris is investing as a gameplay mechanic, and investing the long narrow brick anywhere other than the sides is a bad Investment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvyrfc/playing_tetris_is_investing_as_a_gameplay/ (MCUltraRetarded)
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Waiting for the waiter in a restaurant makes you a waiter waiting for a waiter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvyqal/waiting_for_the_waiter_in_a_restaurant_makes_you/ ([deleted])
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Good cops know who the bad cops are. If good cops don't start calling out bad cops, then they become just as bad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvypg0/good_cops_know_who_the_bad_cops_are_if_good_cops/ (Justsomblokesopinion)
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Being self-taught is the same as teaching in your own school except you're also the student

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvyot5/being_selftaught_is_the_same_as_teaching_in_your/ (SpadeX1)
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A random photo of you and your family could end up in a museum one day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvyo5r/a_random_photo_of_you_and_your_family_could_end/ (YourLocalLoserDude)
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Cats act like strangers whenever they see somebody, regardless of who

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvynyd/cats_act_like_strangers_whenever_they_see/ (Shadii_thephantom)
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All these protests are really emphasizing how many people aren't wearing masks in public

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvyknt/all_these_protests_are_really_emphasizing_how/ (Lindvaettr)
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Our personality is usually determined by where the teacher seated us in our first year of school

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvyihe/our_personality_is_usually_determined_by_where/ (Miningfrog)
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There is a dog somewhere in the world that has the record for the biggest number of barks without knowing it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvyhrm/there_is_a_dog_somewhere_in_the_world_that_has/ (TruePianist)
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Everything is unisex if you don't give a duck

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvyhck/everything_is_unisex_if_you_dont_give_a_duck/ (_Ernesto__)
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"Meteoric" is exactly the wrong adjective to describe something as going *up* quickly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvyfht/meteoric_is_exactly_the_wrong_adjective_to/ (JohnInDC)
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No one has ever been inside an empty room

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvyfcl/no_one_has_ever_been_inside_an_empty_room/ (AltruisticDrink)
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Lego is the king of backwards compatible technology

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvyf2b/lego_is_the_king_of_backwards_compatible/ (Abrainwithabody)
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National anthems belong to the country music genre.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvyew0/national_anthems_belong_to_the_country_music_genre/ (RecoveringRelapser)
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It's becomingly increasingly easy to understand how dictators seize power.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvye3o/its_becomingly_increasingly_easy_to_understand/ (oceanicplatform)
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A broken clock is right fourteen times a week.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvyczp/a_broken_clock_is_right_fourteen_times_a_week/ (RecoveringRelapser)
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An early bird is a night owl in night owl's world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvybu2/an_early_bird_is_a_night_owl_in_night_owls_world/ (RecoveringRelapser)
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A trilogy for Jedi master Luke Skywalker would just be the last two movies of the matrix trilogy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvybhf/a_trilogy_for_jedi_master_luke_skywalker_would/ (sincerelycelery)
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if someone blesses a vampire they would burn for being 70% water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvy9xp/if_someone_blesses_a_vampire_they_would_burn_for/ (Genius323)
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Rappers mention a lot of tough moments from their lives...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvy9x9/rappers_mention_a_lot_of_tough_moments_from_their/ (erotic_rook)
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In 1000 years; 100,000 billion people are projected to die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvy7wn/in_1000_years_100000_billion_people_are_projected/ (Altruistic-Ontion)
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Sadly all the protests would fizzle out without bringing any change

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvy7nt/sadly_all_the_protests_would_fizzle_out_without/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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You are by default a successful capitalist by being a successful anti-capitalist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvy64i/you_are_by_default_a_successful_capitalist_by/ (GoodPlayboy)
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“Duck” can be used as a family friendly substitute for both “fuck” and “dick,” but people just use it for one or the other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvy4db/duck_can_be_used_as_a_family_friendly_substitute/ (third-damn-one)
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You know your signature is intense if you have to re-dip the quill.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvy4ca/you_know_your_signature_is_intense_if_you_have_to/ (Roderie94)
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Insurance adjusters could really lowball GameStop on their insurance claims

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvy2r8/insurance_adjusters_could_really_lowball_gamestop/ (rnielsen776)
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The one good part about pregnancy for women is that you’ll never have to wonder if the baby is yours.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvy2qy/the_one_good_part_about_pregnancy_for_women_is/ (lildinger68)
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If Pi is an infinite number, then all the number sequences and possible combinations is encoded in the digits of pi.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvy1v4/if_pi_is_an_infinite_number_then_all_the_number/ (AltruisticDrink)
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You can sometimes feel shadows on a sunny day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvxykq/you_can_sometimes_feel_shadows_on_a_sunny_day/ (CryztalGamingFY)
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An empty bottle is still full

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvxydb/an_empty_bottle_is_still_full/ (darthva)
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If we are made of the same stuff as stars. Then we are part of the universe. We are also trying to understand the universe and how it works. Therefore we are the universe trying to understand itself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvxy41/if_we_are_made_of_the_same_stuff_as_stars_then_we/ (shadow_king13)
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There is only one way to find out if something has a touch screen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvxwut/there_is_only_one_way_to_find_out_if_something/ (dcomer_21)
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Burning the amount of money it would take to buy some woods is cheaper than buying the woods themselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvxweb/burning_the_amount_of_money_it_would_take_to_buy/ (AltruisticDrink)
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Celebrities pets are more famous than lots of people in the world, and they don't know it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvxqux/celebrities_pets_are_more_famous_than_lots_of/ (ganjin-sama)
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The effects of gravitational changes from planet to planet on the body never seems to be an issue in star wars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvxpdq/the_effects_of_gravitational_changes_from_planet/ (Cyrocharge)
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If someone dies in a living room, it is no longer a living room

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvxowr/if_someone_dies_in_a_living_room_it_is_no_longer/ (AltruisticDrink)
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There has to be, THERE HAS TO BE a south asian indian mother out there somewhere telling her daughter that Rotimatic makes rounder rotis than hers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvxnbe/there_has_to_be_there_has_to_be_a_south_asian/ (Yogi1985)
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pee smell like popcorn

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvxh16/pee_smell_like_popcorn/ (namesake_kml)
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Beauty is subjective. To a human, another human can be attractive, but to a dog, we look like bald, freakishly tall, and weird.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvxgbk/beauty_is_subjective_to_a_human_another_human_can/ (ienjoypunsalot)
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You don’t mess with the Zohan is Edward Scissorhands without the gothic element.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvxg5u/you_dont_mess_with_the_zohan_is_edward/ (Reimaku)
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When we transitioned to the Gregorian calendar in the 1500 we skipped 8 years. Meaning we are actually in 2012.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvxfxh/when_we_transitioned_to_the_gregorian_calendar_in/ (PlantOBeans)
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The statistic that most of the people are murdered by people they know is skewed because the other cases don't ever get solved

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvxfmw/the_statistic_that_most_of_the_people_are/ (hfbvm)
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Ocean is more dangerous to us than things living in it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvxfke/ocean_is_more_dangerous_to_us_than_things_living/ (Iisk)
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Late 90s until 2010 was the golden age of mankind. The right balance between technologies and old school things. For example, the internet was basically the wild west (mostly late 90s). After that, social media was actually fun. And rapid technologies advancements, etc

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvxf8k/late_90s_until_2010_was_the_golden_age_of_mankind/ ([deleted])
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If humans colonized mars, Martians would not stand a chance in professional sports against Earthlings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvxf52/if_humans_colonized_mars_martians_would_not_stand/ (SendGarlicBread)
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Considering the number of different colored drinks, its surprising that all pee stays in the same range of colors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvxe8c/considering_the_number_of_different_colored/ (ienjoypunsalot)
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If you kill a killer, the number of killers stay the same. If you kill 2 killers, the number of killers reduce by 1.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvxd8v/if_you_kill_a_killer_the_number_of_killers_stay/ (corrupted_p4nda)
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In a few years we probably won’t need actors because the animation will look so close to real life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvxd3f/in_a_few_years_we_probably_wont_need_actors/ (IcePopcorn_)
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Password generators also make great username generators.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvx83v/password_generators_also_make_great_username/ (2ui9k2SvyDB3fuOibtgo)
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Losing your virginity greatly decreases your chance of being a human sacrifice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvx71v/losing_your_virginity_greatly_decreases_your/ (MrNewt_)
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A Phone App That, When Activated, Alerts Nearby Citizens When Our Black Brothers & Sisters Are Pulled Over By The Police.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvx6kb/a_phone_app_that_when_activated_alerts_nearby/ (unrecoverable)
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You aren't a real terro-rist organisation unless there is a hidden trail of Murica providing you with Funds and weapons.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvx63s/you_arent_a_real_terrorist_organisation_unless/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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We sweat from our eyes when we emotionally overexert.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvx2nr/we_sweat_from_our_eyes_when_we_emotionally/ (harigami)
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The thirteenth amendment was ratified the same year a cult leader led one of the bloodiest conflicts in human history

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvx1hw/the_thirteenth_amendment_was_ratified_the_same/ (Reverend_Giggles)
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Norway and North Korea are separated by one country.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvx0l7/norway_and_north_korea_are_separated_by_one/ (JuanCamilo7)
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Tall people walk through more spiderwebs in their lives than shorter people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvwzgr/tall_people_walk_through_more_spiderwebs_in_their/ (iamthedreadpiraterob)
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THEE app to end all apps

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvwz9s/thee_app_to_end_all_apps/ (Drift-would)
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People with bad breath probably hate mandatory masks the most.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvwyxf/people_with_bad_breath_probably_hate_mandatory/ (OnI_BArIX)
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When Pangea existed, no one needed a passport.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvwyqz/when_pangea_existed_no_one_needed_a_passport/ (syngestreetsurvivor)
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Humans like to talk down to the brain however we are the brain being really weird and talking in 3rd Person...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvwxem/humans_like_to_talk_down_to_the_brain_however_we/ (RicardoMilossGoa)
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Left turn lanes start a game of chicken both sides mutually agree to lose.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvwwgx/left_turn_lanes_start_a_game_of_chicken_both/ (hippytwizzlefuck)
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You might be drinking water older than the solar system.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvwwad/you_might_be_drinking_water_older_than_the_solar/ (JuanCamilo7)
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Life and death are opposites, but being sentenced to either is extremely unfortunate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvww1h/life_and_death_are_opposites_but_being_sentenced/ (TheGemKingMXL)
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Best Practices are not common sense.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvwvda/best_practices_are_not_common_sense/ (Amb_33)
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Metallica claims to be the Master of Puppets, but has never been on Sesame Street.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvwu1f/metallica_claims_to_be_the_master_of_puppets_but/ (ZackyGood)
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Most popular LPTs are the ones you want others to follow

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvwtuz/most_popular_lpts_are_the_ones_you_want_others_to/ (MagicIsPrettyMagical)
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Gypsys seem to have a thing for palms and balls

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvwtid/gypsys_seem_to_have_a_thing_for_palms_and_balls/ ([deleted])
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There’s technology that hasn’t even been invented yet that will someday be obsolete.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvwrjt/theres_technology_that_hasnt_even_been_invented/ (Sleeveupmyace)
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Optometrists need a new slogan for perfect vision.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvwpw6/optometrists_need_a_new_slogan_for_perfect_vision/ (duracellchipmunk)
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Trumps walk of shame to the church redone by protesters like game of thrones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvwpku/trumps_walk_of_shame_to_the_church_redone_by/ (Scrapalicious)
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History will be seen through blurry eyes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvwn5h/history_will_be_seen_through_blurry_eyes/ (frankicide)
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Small % of protesters being looters => All protesters are looters. Ergo, Small % of bastard cops => All Cops Are Bastards.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvwmdb/small_of_protesters_being_looters_all_protesters/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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The power ranger megazord fights probably killed lots of people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvwkk6/the_power_ranger_megazord_fights_probably_killed/ (jayx468)
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Male Seahorse gets pregnant by having sex with female seahorse

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvwhqi/male_seahorse_gets_pregnant_by_having_sex_with/ (beelzeebub077)
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Your handwriting with your non-dominant hand is probably identical to your handwriting at the age where you decided which hand feels more comfortable to write with

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvwhda/your_handwriting_with_your_nondominant_hand_is/ (cbde)
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"Greatest band ever" debates are pointless. "Greatest band ever without considering Queen" debates can become interesting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvwgws/greatest_band_ever_debates_are_pointless_greatest/ (MinFootspace)
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The more sides a shape has, the more circular it is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvwgfq/the_more_sides_a_shape_has_the_more_circular_it_is/ (B0BTH3BU1LD3R)
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The severity of an itch is proportional to the reach required to scratch it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvwg13/the_severity_of_an_itch_is_proportional_to_the/ (Invec-tive)
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If you really want to mess some stuff up, let's all start using cash and refuse to pay taxes for the next year. Bet things straighten up real quick like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvwfvl/if_you_really_want_to_mess_some_stuff_up_lets_all/ (-B-KIND)
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Male snakes are into female domination

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvwbmg/male_snakes_are_into_female_domination/ (Scsai)
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Avatar the last air bender is amazing and uses science in it, mostly through non bender stuff. Mixed bending really isn't a thing, even in the avatar state it's separate, feel like they could have done cool things like fire tornados and stuff.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvwbee/avatar_the_last_air_bender_is_amazing_and_uses/ (RTooDeeTo)
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The hype before a big event is always larger than the hype generated by the event itself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvwao9/the_hype_before_a_big_event_is_always_larger_than/ (JuAnTaPpeD)
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At some point in history "another day, another dollar" was a reasonable wage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvwahv/at_some_point_in_history_another_day_another/ (SmokeyTheBluntTheOG)
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Human deeds and creations are often more interesting than the universe and nature around us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvwaaf/human_deeds_and_creations_are_often_more/ (ColdVanity)
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If we become overdependent on a single website or search engine to obtain all our knowledge, it could very well edit our history in the future and use it to its own advantage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvwa6i/if_we_become_overdependent_on_a_single_website_or/ (livelifereal)
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Narcissism at its finest

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvwa58/narcissism_at_its_finest/ (King0fDabs69)
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Ghost stories were probably started by people who got blackout drunk and didn't remember making a huge mess in their houses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvw90u/ghost_stories_were_probably_started_by_people_who/ ([deleted])
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Most deaf people probably don't know that farts make noise

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvw83a/most_deaf_people_probably_dont_know_that_farts/ (und3rr4t3dsquirr3l)
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Without the ocean, Earth would look like a half-eaten apple.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvw796/without_the_ocean_earth_would_look_like_a/ (tv_trooper)
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The new Kevin James movie Becky, in which Joel McHale plays a dad named Jeff, very well could be a movie directed by Abed Nadir which is really secret marketing for a Community movie. it would make so much more sense.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvw47r/the_new_kevin_james_movie_becky_in_which_joel/ (acf6b)
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Even Travis Barker was once a bad drummer who annoyed the hell out of his family

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvw3rp/even_travis_barker_was_once_a_bad_drummer_who/ (influencedbyyou)
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The only people who know they aren’t being read their Miranda rights, know their Miranda rights.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvw31k/the_only_people_who_know_they_arent_being_read/ (SwiftieForLife)
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As the years go by, children will have more dates to remember in history class

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvw2yg/as_the_years_go_by_children_will_have_more_dates/ ([deleted])
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Banana without the B is a pineapple

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvw2hm/banana_without_the_b_is_a_pineapple/ (superALEX001)
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The Architect of the matrix could've prevented a lot of shit by just implementing an in-matrix reincarnation system. It's not like the battery-bodies would stop emitting energy just because they know they live in the matrix

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvw26x/the_architect_of_the_matrix_couldve_prevented_a/ (FatherAb)
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Blaming the protesters for some looters is same as blaming the whole of humanity for the criminals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvw0o0/blaming_the_protesters_for_some_looters_is_same/ (star_o_mega)
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Any crowd will look like a riot if you tear gas them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvvzhv/any_crowd_will_look_like_a_riot_if_you_tear_gas/ (Darkdreams28)
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We attribute a quote to a fictional character and don't give credit to the original writer for writing the lines

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvvz70/we_attribute_a_quote_to_a_fictional_character_and/ (pradbarrage)
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Sitting alone with your thoughts is the hardest thing you can do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvvyy6/sitting_alone_with_your_thoughts_is_the_hardest/ (TurtleBork)
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You can remove any letter from the word "seat" and still have a real word

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvvym6/you_can_remove_any_letter_from_the_word_seat_and/ ([deleted])
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A palette swap does not a culture swap make.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvvy19/a_palette_swap_does_not_a_culture_swap_make/ (TheSagePilgrim)
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People who hate others hate themselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvvwxd/people_who_hate_others_hate_themselves/ (TurtleBork)
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It is a probability that you've seen someone else's butthole more times than you've seen yours.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvvvtu/it_is_a_probability_that_youve_seen_someone_elses/ (ghostx017)
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A Ball is infinite times edgier than a cube

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvvvcd/a_ball_is_infinite_times_edgier_than_a_cube/ (MCUltraRetarded)
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"The Rise of Skywalker" is in fact the fall of the Skywalker bloodline, as Kylo Ren was the last person that carried Luke and Anakin's blood.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvvv01/the_rise_of_skywalker_is_in_fact_the_fall_of_the/ (commander_jizo)
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These are good times for people who had a face mask fetish.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvvt8i/these_are_good_times_for_people_who_had_a_face/ (medioambiente137)
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Humans watch videos to learn cat/dog language, but cats/dogs are just expected to understand human language

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvvr1y/humans_watch_videos_to_learn_catdog_language_but/ (EnaiSiaion)
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The problem with being the "funny guy" is that after awhile no one takes you seriously.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvvqkw/the_problem_with_being_the_funny_guy_is_that/ (Critical_Werewolf)
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Faking Stephen Hawking quotes is very easy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvvoh1/faking_stephen_hawking_quotes_is_very_easy/ (MCUltraRetarded)
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We all assume the chaos is going to end 2021

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvvnuk/we_all_assume_the_chaos_is_going_to_end_2021/ (MCUltraRetarded)
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Facial hair can be so annoying, people were willing to let strangers hold a knife against their throat to get rid of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvvnd1/facial_hair_can_be_so_annoying_people_were/ (Taco6N13)
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1980 was 40 years ago.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvvn5u/1980_was_40_years_ago/ (KrombopulosPichael22)
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Midnight isn't the actual midnight for like 99% of the population

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvvkex/midnight_isnt_the_actual_midnight_for_like_99_of/ (canyoukysnow)
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Any pleasure an adult might feel from stepping in a puddle is offset by feet getting wet and cold as well as shoes getting ruined.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvvjw7/any_pleasure_an_adult_might_feel_from_stepping_in/ (pegasBaO23)
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Maybe snitches deserve stitches, not because it's wrong, but because immediately running to a superior to solve a problem for you is a poor form of conflict resolution.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvvilg/maybe_snitches_deserve_stitches_not_because_its/ (CantankerousOctopus)
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Just as all the atoms in our bodies came from star-dust, most were at least once defecated from an animal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvvief/just_as_all_the_atoms_in_our_bodies_came_from/ (Nurizeko)
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Being able to make puns in a language is a great sign that you're fluent in it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvvea5/being_able_to_make_puns_in_a_language_is_a_great/ (Restless_Hippie)
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Veganism begins somewhere between yeast and bees

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvvdf3/veganism_begins_somewhere_between_yeast_and_bees/ (TheIngloriousTaco)
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In stories where the main character is prey (like mice), the predators are portrayed as dumb, and mostly easy to avoid. In stories where the main character is a predator (like cats), the prey are portrayed as easy to catch, and dumb.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvvc55/in_stories_where_the_main_character_is_prey_like/ (ShoddyPianist)
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Living in interesting times really is a curse

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvv8f3/living_in_interesting_times_really_is_a_curse/ (radiantmindPS4)
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Everybody hates lootboxes, except when it's Christmas.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvv7av/everybody_hates_lootboxes_except_when_its/ (nyulka2)
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A vowel is the most consistently-priced thing of the past four decades.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvv79v/a_vowel_is_the_most_consistentlypriced_thing_of/ (therealwax)
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It's been an uncomfortable month for you if you named your dog "Whistle".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvv78d/its_been_an_uncomfortable_month_for_you_if_you/ (bobAunum)
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Animals are stuck making the same sounds over and over while humans can make almost any sound they want.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvv75x/animals_are_stuck_making_the_same_sounds_over_and/ (Toast__Fairy)
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Telling someone that they’re really good at make-up could be a sweet compliment or insult

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvv6hr/telling_someone_that_theyre_really_good_at_makeup/ (rlly-_-rlly)
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There probably is a book with the recommended weight for people who are missing limbs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvv6ct/there_probably_is_a_book_with_the_recommended/ (LoneShadowMikey)
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Wolverine and Deadpool can't be circumcised because of their regeneration abilities.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvv6ao/wolverine_and_deadpool_cant_be_circumcised/ (ArcAdeyS)
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I'm really glad movies can't receive patches or updates like games can.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvv5x8/im_really_glad_movies_cant_receive_patches_or/ (QuickIOS)
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Lawyers have a better understanding of English than English Majors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvv5ji/lawyers_have_a_better_understanding_of_english/ (NASHFREAK10)
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Everyone says following instructions is so easy to do, yet most people struggle with recipes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvv5h1/everyone_says_following_instructions_is_so_easy/ (thelandan)
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If a couple is in the matrix had sex, then they were getting mindfucked

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvv52t/if_a_couple_is_in_the_matrix_had_sex_then_they/ (Its_Slinky)
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Blasting 'Baby Shark' might be more effective at dispersing crowds than rubber bullets and tear gas.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvv4t1/blasting_baby_shark_might_be_more_effective_at/ (FunnyID)
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When a rich person drives it, it’s a classic, when a poor person drives it, it’s an old clunker.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvv4su/when_a_rich_person_drives_it_its_a_classic_when_a/ (Saltillokid11)
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Google gets all the credit for wikipedia's first paragraph.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvv1bk/google_gets_all_the_credit_for_wikipedias_first/ (Archit299792458)
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Peaceful protesters are both pacifists and activists

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvv0p5/peaceful_protesters_are_both_pacifists_and/ (binkybales28)
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Humans are such interesting creatures - more ready & willing to repay an injury than owe a favor because gratitude is a burden and revenge is a pleasure

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvuz9t/humans_are_such_interesting_creatures_more_ready/ (macmooie)
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People often look upward when thinking of dead loved ones, even though they are physically downward when buried.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvuyr6/people_often_look_upward_when_thinking_of_dead/ (Coulrophagist)
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Cops are never going to be able to trust their food again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvuuo0/cops_are_never_going_to_be_able_to_trust_their/ (isellgeputs)
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Your stupid clothing tag makes people hate your product even more

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvuunl/your_stupid_clothing_tag_makes_people_hate_your/ (Seedpound)
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The internet doesn't share facts, it shares emotions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvuud9/the_internet_doesnt_share_facts_it_shares_emotions/ (pmags3000)
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Getting a busy signal on the phone is more jarring than it used to be

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvuttx/getting_a_busy_signal_on_the_phone_is_more/ (ScotchHarbour)
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If you’re poor and mentally unstable you’re crazy but if you’re rich and mentally unstable you’re eccentric.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvut3p/if_youre_poor_and_mentally_unstable_youre_crazy/ (gr8_big_geek)
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If an ancient prophecy becomes true, then it would make it a 'prehistorical historic document'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvuszn/if_an_ancient_prophecy_becomes_true_then_it_would/ (IntenseScrolling)
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Every year humanity somehow always seems to succeed at breaking last year's record of "worst year ever"...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvusoq/every_year_humanity_somehow_always_seems_to/ (VarsVerum)
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It’s amazing we don’t choke on our own saliva when we sleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvur5p/its_amazing_we_dont_choke_on_our_own_saliva_when/ (TheSixtyTwo)
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States which were formerly "empires" are barely out in space, let alone spacefaring - probably because space is "too hard" for them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvuqxv/states_which_were_formerly_empires_are_barely_out/ (AnakinWayneII)
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Our eyes are lenses and our brain are an SD card. So we're basically a living camera.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvuonc/our_eyes_are_lenses_and_our_brain_are_an_sd_card/ (_chalizard_)
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Lots of women were probably ignored when "history" became a thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvunky/lots_of_women_were_probably_ignored_when_history/ (thelandan)
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Future History books will be spending a whole lot of pages and units for the 20s era

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvujx3/future_history_books_will_be_spending_a_whole_lot/ (BigNibbaDicc)
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‘Liking’ content on social media is less a message to your peers that you agree with them than a signal to the algorithm that you want more of similar stuff.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvujp7/liking_content_on_social_media_is_less_a_message/ (ExWeirdStuffPornstar)
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A chair that's a statue is still a chair

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvujga/a_chair_thats_a_statue_is_still_a_chair/ (BigNibbaDicc)
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All of our photographs are old photographs of ourselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvujcs/all_of_our_photographs_are_old_photographs_of/ (thelandan)
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Everyone says prescription wrong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvuh2q/everyone_says_prescription_wrong/ (SpikedDreamsNeverDie)
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Left is a funnier direction than right.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvugc4/left_is_a_funnier_direction_than_right/ (Banewaffles)
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If a car reaches its top speed in a drag race, it's either really fast, or really slow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvufr2/if_a_car_reaches_its_top_speed_in_a_drag_race_its/ ([deleted])
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We automatically translate acronyms like "WTF" & "IDK" but we never translate things like "LOL".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvuewb/we_automatically_translate_acronyms_like_wtf_idk/ (oppy1984)
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A paycheck is a nonverbal statement saying "you could have done better but still did good enough"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvucmd/a_paycheck_is_a_nonverbal_statement_saying_you/ (zatarae2)
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It’s crazy how the oldest version of yourself is the youngest you’ve ever been

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvuc3y/its_crazy_how_the_oldest_version_of_yourself_is/ (shu49)
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Death is literally your body rage-quitting existence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvubsf/death_is_literally_your_body_ragequitting/ (Youropinioniswrong12)
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If we could control our dreams , we would probably never wake up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvu9aj/if_we_could_control_our_dreams_we_would_probably/ (00Vishal007)
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No matter what situation happens. Someone is going to die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvu8gg/no_matter_what_situation_happens_someone_is_going/ (johnnewburg)
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In the future there will probably be museums about museums

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvu800/in_the_future_there_will_probably_be_museums/ (ben_doverbyme)
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The friendlier your cat is, the more replaceable you are to him.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvu7oi/the_friendlier_your_cat_is_the_more_replaceable/ (setealemtresspasser)
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When you smile at somebody and show your teeth, you’re giving them a little sneak peek of your skeletal system.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvu5fn/when_you_smile_at_somebody_and_show_your_teeth/ (FilaMentallyNoice)
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No matter where in the world you are, when someone says the Queen everyone thinks of the same person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvu203/no_matter_where_in_the_world_you_are_when_someone/ (BasicRedditor1997)
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It's interesting how whenever we talk about mental health, the context is lack thereof.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvu1nm/its_interesting_how_whenever_we_talk_about_mental/ (taxvojta)
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You know science started to look distant to people when fantasy writers rejected periodic table and stuck to 4 elements

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvu1c1/you_know_science_started_to_look_distant_to/ (PLutonium273)
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The nobility of polymorphism is dogmatic in its sociology.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvu0w5/the_nobility_of_polymorphism_is_dogmatic_in_its/ (CommandoZach)
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There are a multitude of grown ups out there who have PTSD associated with New Balance dad shoes. Since they had abusive fathers who would wear said shoes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvu0du/there_are_a_multitude_of_grown_ups_out_there_who/ (nekuyrohs)
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Snoop Dogg looks more like Jafar than the actor who plays him in the live action Aladdin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvtztn/snoop_dogg_looks_more_like_jafar_than_the_actor/ (McGurrgles)
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The only way to reduce your surface area is by fingering yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvtzor/the_only_way_to_reduce_your_surface_area_is_by/ (loserlonerray)
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in 30 years we will all be boomers telling our kids about how 'we were there' when they are watching a movie on the space X launch

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvtxkw/in_30_years_we_will_all_be_boomers_telling_our/ (-_-_-__-_-__-)
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Biting something hard while eating something soft is much more terrifying than biting something soft while eating something hard

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvtxjg/biting_something_hard_while_eating_something_soft/ (1Awesome12345)
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It's hilarious that 17.6K is the average income then again when you lack 40% of fathers it makes sense.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvtvys/its_hilarious_that_176k_is_the_average_income/ (BasicRedditor1997)
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Most of us have watched how tornadoes start but barely saw how it ends

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvtve6/most_of_us_have_watched_how_tornadoes_start_but/ (-_-_-__-_-__-)
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It's easier to prove self defense if you're the only one injured

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvtqvn/its_easier_to_prove_self_defense_if_youre_the/ (GloomyCondition4)
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Blackout Tuesday is a pretty messed up hashtag for protesting people who’ve lost their lives via asphyxiation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvkgp2/blackout_tuesday_is_a_pretty_messed_up_hashtag/ (keyrfayd)
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If you want to know if a psychic has real powers, knock on their door and see if they ask who is there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvj5tl/if_you_want_to_know_if_a_psychic_has_real_powers/ (RobertGBradley)
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Being "so hot" and "so cool" are opposite things, yet both are good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvj1nn/being_so_hot_and_so_cool_are_opposite_things_yet/ (ElSalyerFan)
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It's crazy to think about how humans were able to take the basic resources of the world and make cameras.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvj0ip/its_crazy_to_think_about_how_humans_were_able_to/ (BeterBabbit)
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If big Tech companies would not release a new thing in two decades, and then showed us all the new things they've been working on, we would appreciate it much more.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvixd2/if_big_tech_companies_would_not_release_a_new/ (AuthenticWolf)
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Rivers are the earth crying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gviugn/rivers_are_the_earth_crying/ (Gary_October)
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There's always one spot on your body that's itchy, you just have to find it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gviu6m/theres_always_one_spot_on_your_body_thats_itchy/ (Ethan_doG_fOod_liD)
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Being a flat earther brings a whole new meaning to “I’d follow you to the ends of the earth”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvitzr/being_a_flat_earther_brings_a_whole_new_meaning/ (Coolguy13249)
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Sales of breath mints are likely on the rise due increasing numbers of people wearing masks and realizing they probably have oral hygiene issues.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gviqsx/sales_of_breath_mints_are_likely_on_the_rise_due/ (blondegedu)
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Actions are your mind telling your body things, feelings are your body telling your mind things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gviqqx/actions_are_your_mind_telling_your_body_things/ (Thetributeact)
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Evolution is a literal die-and-retry game

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gviq43/evolution_is_a_literal_dieandretry_game/ (Tyulis)
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I’d be pretty mad if after years of paying the mafia for protection... Your business still gets looted during the protests

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvipvj/id_be_pretty_mad_if_after_years_of_paying_the/ (no_more_poprocks)
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When you talk slowly you are still speaking at the speed of sound since sound travels at the speed of sound

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvioqz/when_you_talk_slowly_you_are_still_speaking_at/ (Ghostgamer96)
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Amy Schumer is the only comedian who is as funny as she is attractive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvin1r/amy_schumer_is_the_only_comedian_who_is_as_funny/ (EllieDeeZoe)
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Contrary to popular belief, you're not obligated to talk about whatever activist issue is going on at the moment. You are allowed to just go about your day and enjoy life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvin1q/contrary_to_popular_belief_youre_not_obligated_to/ (ral365)
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Things were good until John Krasinski sold "Some Good News"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvikde/things_were_good_until_john_krasinski_sold_some/ (blgabrie)
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Dr Mallory is the Toby Flederson of Space force

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvijjr/dr_mallory_is_the_toby_flederson_of_space_force/ (TailstheTwoTailedFox)
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You probably wasted your day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvii9i/you_probably_wasted_your_day/ (wwyzy)
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You hear a lot about a spider’s legs but you never hear about a spider’s feet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvihd9/you_hear_a_lot_about_a_spiders_legs_but_you_never/ (depressive_anxiety)
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People with swamp ass and people who crapped their pants have the same walk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvih37/people_with_swamp_ass_and_people_who_crapped/ (Crush3vil)
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Technically, if you drink animal milk you are still being breastfed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvigg5/technically_if_you_drink_animal_milk_you_are/ (AGroupofThisIsCalled)
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Yeah probably kill diavolo once or more

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvifbs/yeah_probably_kill_diavolo_once_or_more/ (YaBoiDylan4618)
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When soldiers lose a piece of their camouflage uniform in the woods they are never going to find it again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvidqh/when_soldiers_lose_a_piece_of_their_camouflage/ (ShinichiBaka)
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If humans were wiped out nearly all species would thrive, except for dogs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvibyv/if_humans_were_wiped_out_nearly_all_species_would/ (pikindaguy)
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If the battle of Pelennor Fields used real battle tactics the Rohirrim would have been utterly annihilated by charging into massed infantry of pikes and arrows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvi9o8/if_the_battle_of_pelennor_fields_used_real_battle/ (Zajo_King_Of_Bards)
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All milk is brest milk,it is less weird if it comes from a cow though

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvi7yi/all_milk_is_brest_milkit_is_less_weird_if_it/ (Clumsy-_-Phoenix)
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Opening a can and guzzling it's contents shows our absolute trust in the businesses that make our beverages that it's contents are not harmful or contaminated.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvi347/opening_a_can_and_guzzling_its_contents_shows_our/ (LaikasDad)
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If you don't reproduce, you will break a line of successful reproduction that goes back billions of years

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvi0sa/if_you_dont_reproduce_you_will_break_a_line_of/ (M3lonMusk)
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We only want to live because the organisms who wanted to live survived

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvhzku/we_only_want_to_live_because_the_organisms_who/ (not_a_ai_bot)
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The most comfortable side of the bed has always been the side where your charger doesn't reach to

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvhz71/the_most_comfortable_side_of_the_bed_has_always/ (Shiningleopard27)
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There's a chance that you live in the matrix but took the blue pill and forgot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvhxq0/theres_a_chance_that_you_live_in_the_matrix_but/ (iwannadie5x)
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All mothers are technically body builders

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvhxkk/all_mothers_are_technically_body_builders/ (Jacoob112)
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People rarely use the ‘&’ symbol, despite it having less characters than ‘and’.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvhx7x/people_rarely_use_the_symbol_despite_it_having/ (Harryy1414)
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Soul is made radioactive in order for construction on it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvhx7p/soul_is_made_radioactive_in_order_for/ (fullautoluxcommie)
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The belly button could be seen in the future as a mark of natural born human.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvhvte/the_belly_button_could_be_seen_in_the_future_as_a/ (Somnys)
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We're lucky nobody has found a way to make Inspect Element more than just temporary changes that only apply to you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvhvag/were_lucky_nobody_has_found_a_way_to_make_inspect/ (AGroupofThisIsCalled)
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All of the people who bought 3D TVs are probably really excited for Avatar II to come out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvhv2h/all_of_the_people_who_bought_3d_tvs_are_probably/ (esaloch)
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Most people have never put their bare feet in the snow before

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvhuuz/most_people_have_never_put_their_bare_feet_in_the/ (Goatoatmeal)
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C-3P0 knows 6 million forms of communication but still chooses to speak English to R2, like a jerk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvhudh/c3p0_knows_6_million_forms_of_communication_but/ (anarchonobody)
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When you fart you just dry fire your butt

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvhtiw/when_you_fart_you_just_dry_fire_your_butt/ (IamThePopcornMan)
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You know you’re getting old when your nose hair starts getting long enough to bother you when you pick your nose.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvhrhb/you_know_youre_getting_old_when_your_nose_hair/ (j3hadipi3)
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The most depressing thing about recent protests is that as usual they will eventually run out of steam, and as usual nothing will change.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvhogr/the_most_depressing_thing_about_recent_protests/ (oceanicplatform)
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"Ghosted Someone" can be a polite way of saying "Murdered"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvhmxl/ghosted_someone_can_be_a_polite_way_of_saying/ (Backpacks_Got_Jets)
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Getting pulled out of school early is the most nerve racking thing as a child because it’s a 50/50 chance the reason you got pulled out was bad or good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvhmek/getting_pulled_out_of_school_early_is_the_most/ (FIREBALL07)
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Q and X could be removed from existence, and almost nothing would change. They are kwite useless.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvhlcd/q_and_x_could_be_removed_from_existence_and/ (AGroupofThisIsCalled)
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There is a double standard towards an early sleep schedule

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvhkqd/there_is_a_double_standard_towards_an_early_sleep/ (imma-just-argue)
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No facts are actually fun

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvhk6y/no_facts_are_actually_fun/ (GreenTeaOnMyDesk)
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Modern, triple-A games have more classical music and Latin in them than any other modern art form.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvhjzt/modern_triplea_games_have_more_classical_music/ (deltlead)
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Banksy's next art would have so much to cover.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvhjo3/banksys_next_art_would_have_so_much_to_cover/ (epi_glowworm)
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When the boy cries wolf but nobody else sees it, you can't easily tell the difference between the boy lying and the act of the entire town waking up scaring the wolf away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvhjcr/when_the_boy_cries_wolf_but_nobody_else_sees_it/ (consideranon)
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your shadow is the photo negative of your reflection.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvhiwq/your_shadow_is_the_photo_negative_of_your/ (nawjas69)
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When you get a puppy or any dog, you are signing yourself up for a period of profound sadness and loss at some point in your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvhi5d/when_you_get_a_puppy_or_any_dog_you_are_signing/ (Everydaybadnews)
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“W” is the only letter that sounds completely different than the noise it makes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvhgle/w_is_the_only_letter_that_sounds_completely/ (PoweredByToast)
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Not much sucks more than having bloody explosive shits

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvhb4i/not_much_sucks_more_than_having_bloody_explosive/ (AGroupofThisIsCalled)
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No matter how specific an event is, there’s never a 0% of it happening to you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvhaju/no_matter_how_specific_an_event_is_theres_never_a/ (tyfinity)
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All those planets in Star Wars are surprisingly satellite-free

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvhajm/all_those_planets_in_star_wars_are_surprisingly/ (BrutalOddball)
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It was probably a challenge to make a show where the characters couldn't leave train tracks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvh9ws/it_was_probably_a_challenge_to_make_a_show_where/ (formic-acid)
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One centimeter is ten millimeters but one square centimeter is a hundred square millimeters

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvh8u6/one_centimeter_is_ten_millimeters_but_one_square/ (kappaman69)
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Hate drinkin but love bein drunk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvh7f2/hate_drinkin_but_love_bein_drunk/ (HomosapianDaGreekGod)
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Epic Games has really bad timing releasing GTA V for free.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvh7bn/epic_games_has_really_bad_timing_releasing_gta_v/ (hyp3rj123)
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The number of hot dogs in a package never seems to equal the number of buns in a package.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvh74s/the_number_of_hot_dogs_in_a_package_never_seems/ (ineedcoffee10)
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The Purell bottle is probably the dirtiest thing in the house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvh709/the_purell_bottle_is_probably_the_dirtiest_thing/ (Offbrandcheeto14)
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There are really only two races. The human race and the rat race.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvh6kf/there_are_really_only_two_races_the_human_race/ (Overlord0303)
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Children who watch Zootopia on repeat are probably more likely to become "furries"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvh6j5/children_who_watch_zootopia_on_repeat_are/ (Sam_Snead_My_God)
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There is going to be the day, when touchscreen gaming is the norm, and gamepads would become considered as vintage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvh6az/there_is_going_to_be_the_day_when_touchscreen/ (GuestNumber_42)
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Students not completing any of their remote learning says as much about their parents as it does them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvh4ux/students_not_completing_any_of_their_remote/ (BulbaThore)
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Cake batter cooked in a pan will come out with a perfect shape. Pancake batter cooked in a pan will rarely do so.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvh3eo/cake_batter_cooked_in_a_pan_will_come_out_with_a/ (StendhalSyndrome)
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If a food is so tasty, you want to live, you know it's good, but if it's so tasty that you want to die, it's great.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvh324/if_a_food_is_so_tasty_you_want_to_live_you_know/ (bruhmfyeet)
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People are not afraid of being alone in the dark, they are afraid of not being alone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvh1x2/people_are_not_afraid_of_being_alone_in_the_dark/ (Mahya14)
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If water expands when it freezes... shouldn’t sea levels go down when the poles melt...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvh0hg/if_water_expands_when_it_freezes_shouldnt_sea/ (slow1der)
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To seals, orcas are iron golems but a harmful mob that can also bite.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvgzyn/to_seals_orcas_are_iron_golems_but_a_harmful_mob/ (lakerlover0311)
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Guys don’t typically wear makeup in the real world however most guys wear makeup on television

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvgzqn/guys_dont_typically_wear_makeup_in_the_real_world/ (fenix547)
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Every little thing done could be ending someones life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvgzcn/every_little_thing_done_could_be_ending_someones/ (Ashy_Ketchup)
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Not studying and getting 70% feels better than studying and getting 90%

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvgy4u/not_studying_and_getting_70_feels_better_than/ (rjroa21)
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Automatic Sliding Doors are one the more futuristic aspects of our society.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvgxrf/automatic_sliding_doors_are_one_the_more/ (vgolf31)
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Laugh tracks are the precursor to reaction channels.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvgwej/laugh_tracks_are_the_precursor_to_reaction/ (eggs_in_a_blender)
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If humans successfully colonize another planet, eventually some of their descendants might think that Earth is a hoax.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvgvz0/if_humans_successfully_colonize_another_planet/ (darthva)
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If all of your egos were in the Big Brother house, you would probably be the first one to be kicked out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvgvpk/if_all_of_your_egos_were_in_the_big_brother_house/ (BebopRehab)
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Computer games are mostly Euclidean geometry engines running on non-Euclidean devices.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvgup5/computer_games_are_mostly_euclidean_geometry/ (pikknz)
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When metal and materials become a rare resource it will be profitable to gather our orbiting space junk for recycling.m

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvgtp4/when_metal_and_materials_become_a_rare_resource/ (genius414)
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New loading screens would make waiting for Gta5 online more enjoyable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvgtdz/new_loading_screens_would_make_waiting_for_gta5/ (S3THSANCH3Z)
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Before Groundhog Day was released in 1993 there wasn't a universal reference to each day feeling like it was repeating itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvgtbq/before_groundhog_day_was_released_in_1993_there/ (SamPaton)
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Caterpillars are proof that too much of anything can make you fat, even salad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvgs02/caterpillars_are_proof_that_too_much_of_anything/ (EarthMarsUranus)
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Things certainly seem to be building to some sort of crescendo.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvgpn8/things_certainly_seem_to_be_building_to_some_sort/ (energetic-dad)
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The Clorox container is probably the dirtiest thing in the house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvgpcj/the_clorox_container_is_probably_the_dirtiest/ ([deleted])
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LEGOS live in a world made up of their own flesh.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvgmte/legos_live_in_a_world_made_up_of_their_own_flesh/ (headIlluminati)
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The pronunciation of the letter "W" has an entire word in it unlike any other letter in the English language. It doesn't even sound like the sound the letter makes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvgmj2/the_pronunciation_of_the_letter_w_has_an_entire/ (GlenPickle97)
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Our hair products are still segregated.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvglxe/our_hair_products_are_still_segregated/ (zoeytrixx)
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You may have caused a long series of events that ended up in someone's death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvgkta/you_may_have_caused_a_long_series_of_events_that/ (LuminousDesigns)
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People are happy to show there facial pubic hair but other pubic hair is removed because it’s inappropriate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvgklg/people_are_happy_to_show_there_facial_pubic_hair/ (rohothemadlad)
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You lie on the floor and find a flaw in a lie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvgf54/you_lie_on_the_floor_and_find_a_flaw_in_a_lie/ ([deleted])
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Nobody is taught how to go to sleep, our parents just tell us to do it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvgd1j/nobody_is_taught_how_to_go_to_sleep_our_parents/ ([deleted])
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You can tell spring has sprung when you go for a drive around the town and see the junkies running in & out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvga7b/you_can_tell_spring_has_sprung_when_you_go_for_a/ (1337___)
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Ancient Greek statues might just as well be victims of Medusa's petrifying glare...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvg9ce/ancient_greek_statues_might_just_as_well_be/ (Noriblori)
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The next Coachella that is going to be held could have a cultural impact similar to that of Woodstock

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvg8xa/the_next_coachella_that_is_going_to_be_held_could/ (hrrdrr17)
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Hello wasn’t a greeting until the telephone was popularized.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvg89c/hello_wasnt_a_greeting_until_the_telephone_was/ (gandharvnagrani)
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Every gathering is your concert If you are confident enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvg7gr/every_gathering_is_your_concert_if_you_are/ (Actually_Relevant1)
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It’s posssible that we could use the “gay or European” song in order to determine the validity of niche ships

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvg6it/its_posssible_that_we_could_use_the_gay_or/ (epfighter)
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The fact that Darth Vader knew that Luke and Leia were his children, and likely where they were as well shows that he deliberately chose not to harm them out of their own safety.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvg5s9/the_fact_that_darth_vader_knew_that_luke_and_leia/ (WalrusNerd)
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Every food pairs well with a nice glass of water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvg3uo/every_food_pairs_well_with_a_nice_glass_of_water/ (moneybot13)
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Hot chocolate was invented before chocolate bars were

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvg3j4/hot_chocolate_was_invented_before_chocolate_bars/ (Fighterchef)
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If magic was real it'd be pretty terrifying

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvg36n/if_magic_was_real_itd_be_pretty_terrifying/ (Advancedsodiepop)
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Your phone is never truly at "100%"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvg2q1/your_phone_is_never_truly_at_100/ (AsteroidBear200)
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Crisp companies will probably find a way to make high density crisps and thus have less crisps, more air, for the same size

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvg2c8/crisp_companies_will_probably_find_a_way_to_make/ (RixuYT)
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In all the books that we read, we probably imagine the characters way differently than the author originally intended.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvg22d/in_all_the_books_that_we_read_we_probably_imagine/ (chipmunk_brain)
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A movie is only spoiled when someone confirms it’s a spoiler

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvg182/a_movie_is_only_spoiled_when_someone_confirms_its/ ([deleted])
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Your KDR in real life can not be a decimal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvg02t/your_kdr_in_real_life_can_not_be_a_decimal/ (holyshrek69420)
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John Cena is person who has his own theme in real life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvfzo5/john_cena_is_person_who_has_his_own_theme_in_real/ (GiperStefan)
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People who want to be firefighters are actually the kind of people we need as police officers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvfvme/people_who_want_to_be_firefighters_are_actually/ (Sol-eks)
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The prince from the sleeping beauty could’ve just raped her without waking her up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvfsdh/the_prince_from_the_sleeping_beauty_couldve_just/ (neoavocado)
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You don’t notice your breathing until someone talks about breathing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvfpj6/you_dont_notice_your_breathing_until_someone/ (Odddsock)
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Unless there’s some kind of freak accident, humans are the only animals who have to deal with burned tongues.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvfmru/unless_theres_some_kind_of_freak_accident_humans/ (qdotbones)
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Bees are nature's biggest simp, and on the flip side, giant hornets are nature's biggest chads

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvfldh/bees_are_natures_biggest_simp_and_on_the_flip/ (pins124)
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The median number of people killed by a typical handgun is probably less than 1.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvfl3c/the_median_number_of_people_killed_by_a_typical/ (pyronius)
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Sitting in the Koenigsegg 1:1 won’t make power to weight ration 1:1 anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvfjg9/sitting_in_the_koenigsegg_11_wont_make_power_to/ (UserOneF)
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Four-leaf clovers are even more rare because so many people pick them for good luck, so they have less chance to spread the four-leaf gene

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvfhal/fourleaf_clovers_are_even_more_rare_because_so/ (Karatvoxa)
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If the commonality of Roses and Dandelions were reversed, we’d be buying tiny yellow weeds for Valentine’s Day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvffsp/if_the_commonality_of_roses_and_dandelions_were/ (IAmQuietFire)
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The fact that someone somewhere managed to make licking buttholes, eating tidepods and being edgy trendy kind of makes it easier to believe that demons are real.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvfek5/the_fact_that_someone_somewhere_managed_to_make/ (Lum1nar)
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You can only gargle sideways inside your mouth, not parallel to your tongue.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvfedu/you_can_only_gargle_sideways_inside_your_mouth/ (Partyboob66)
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We can never really be certain of anyone else’s existence because we can’t experience someone their consciousness

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvfd4b/we_can_never_really_be_certain_of_anyone_elses/ (esotericspeech)
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Mute people being detained always use their right to remain silent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvfcm2/mute_people_being_detained_always_use_their_right/ (Half-rated)
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The thing we usually hate most about our phones is actually having to talk on them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvfakj/the_thing_we_usually_hate_most_about_our_phones/ (moneybot13)
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Given that tickling yourself is not the same as someone tickling you, we really lucked out on masturbation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvfabh/given_that_tickling_yourself_is_not_the_same_as/ (UnknownNote)
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People that wait to have sex until they’re married only have sex with their family

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvf9h3/people_that_wait_to_have_sex_until_theyre_married/ (UnknownNote)
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The random chimp event... It was about homo sapiens

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvf91j/the_random_chimp_event_it_was_about_homo_sapiens/ (vdfke)
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Using a dollar bill for a bookmark is cheaper than buying a bookmark

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvf8y1/using_a_dollar_bill_for_a_bookmark_is_cheaper/ (UnknownNote)
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There are probably fortune-tellers out there that can see the future with 100% accuracy. But because they can see how we'd treat them if they "came out"... they just stay quiet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvf8ay/there_are_probably_fortunetellers_out_there_that/ (freenarative)
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It's sad that "palindrome" is not itself a palindrome

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvf7bb/its_sad_that_palindrome_is_not_itself_a_palindrome/ (Elder_Joker)
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You could’ve been born anything, and of all things you were born human.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvf791/you_couldve_been_born_anything_and_of_all_things/ (gingypipi)
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It’s weird that we all are born without our consent, nobody chose to be here.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvf706/its_weird_that_we_all_are_born_without_our/ (esotericspeech)
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If your phone battery is at 50% is definitely half empty

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvf6f9/if_your_phone_battery_is_at_50_is_definitely_half/ ([deleted])
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The past week feels like the kind of event Neil Young or Bob Dylan would write a song about.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvf586/the_past_week_feels_like_the_kind_of_event_neil/ (svn380)
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Body cams for civilians might work better than body cams for cops...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvf297/body_cams_for_civilians_might_work_better_than/ (iskihard)
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All metaphors probably began as inside jokes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvf0wc/all_metaphors_probably_began_as_inside_jokes/ (JaceFlores)
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"I come from the future" sounds way more interesting than "I come from the past"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvf0qw/i_come_from_the_future_sounds_way_more/ (RichSphinx)
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Canadians probably feel like they’re living in the apartment above a meth lab

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvezvk/canadians_probably_feel_like_theyre_living_in_the/ (ResplendentShade)
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Animals can't talk through their problems

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvezto/animals_cant_talk_through_their_problems/ (palebluedot1988)
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Liking boobs might eventually be considered a fetish because of how tame people are becoming.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvezou/liking_boobs_might_eventually_be_considered_a/ (AilanMoone)
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Maybe the cause they developed all that traveling technology in the star wars universe is that weels, for some reason, don't work

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvezji/maybe_the_cause_they_developed_all_that_traveling/ (santoni04)
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Activities we find boring as children are relaxing as adults because kids don’t have as much stress to get away from

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvez9t/activities_we_find_boring_as_children_are/ (astridius)
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Every point in history was modern at that point

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvey6j/every_point_in_history_was_modern_at_that_point/ (imperial_twizzle)
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Organic fertilize is bull shit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvewxf/organic_fertilize_is_bull_shit/ (ThatGuy___YouKnow)
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Flat Earth believers must hate Google Earth/Maps

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvewse/flat_earth_believers_must_hate_google_earthmaps/ (Mike11888)
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Birds don't sit a lot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvetz3/birds_dont_sit_a_lot/ (magnanimous14)
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We have stupid formats for text

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvesvg/we_have_stupid_formats_for_text/ (Joseolle)
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If the scent you emit from your pores made people go berserk, you wouldn't know. You'd just assume that everyone is a frenzied raging maniac at all times.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvesn0/if_the_scent_you_emit_from_your_pores_made_people/ (takaperoinen-miete)
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there’s going to be a shortage of babies in February 2021 and March 2021

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvesca/theres_going_to_be_a_shortage_of_babies_in/ (435RWE3R54)
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Instagram has gone from annoying to boring very quickly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gverjw/instagram_has_gone_from_annoying_to_boring_very/ (BlueEyedBoggleFish)
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You can go sky diving without a parachute. But only once.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gverjl/you_can_go_sky_diving_without_a_parachute_but/ (Alpha0963)
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Certain people took the Amazon Go concept a little too far.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gverbu/certain_people_took_the_amazon_go_concept_a/ (Stuff_Overload)
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Tinted glasses are real life filters

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gver0e/tinted_glasses_are_real_life_filters/ (Jahonh007)
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If someone had an asthma attack while protesting it would probably take a long while for them to receive help.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvelb7/if_someone_had_an_asthma_attack_while_protesting/ (BliindPath)
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Coffin Dance Has Become The New To Be Continued.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gveimn/coffin_dance_has_become_the_new_to_be_continued/ (Fazbear12)
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When you pee in the ocean or a river, the same body of water in your bladder is also around the whole world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvei15/when_you_pee_in_the_ocean_or_a_river_the_same/ (Ultimara)
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A lot of people will feel the joy of not having to smile in social settings due to wearing masks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gveh3g/a_lot_of_people_will_feel_the_joy_of_not_having/ (JetMayor)
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When walking past a large group of people by yourself most people just look forward and act like they're not there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gveh13/when_walking_past_a_large_group_of_people_by/ (karma-enigma)
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A pregnant woman swimming is a human submarine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvegum/a_pregnant_woman_swimming_is_a_human_submarine/ (IvyTheWolf)
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Ananas is the scientific way of saying pineapple. But it’s also the Arabic word for pineapple as well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gveg4l/ananas_is_the_scientific_way_of_saying_pineapple/ (roastedtoperfection)
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Trying to send a Taco Bell order to a friend using voice to text is impossible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gveg47/trying_to_send_a_taco_bell_order_to_a_friend/ (fat_momma)
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Everyone pays a subscription fee to be a citizen of a country

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gveex6/everyone_pays_a_subscription_fee_to_be_a_citizen/ (CaptSzat)
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Dyslexics can’t spell pneumonoultramircospopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gveem1/dyslexics_cant_spell/ ([deleted])
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Dogs chew on shoes because the shoes smell like their owners.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvee09/dogs_chew_on_shoes_because_the_shoes_smell_like/ (BoredH2)
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A broken record isn't likely to sound like anything other than silence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvednb/a_broken_record_isnt_likely_to_sound_like/ (distributionpea)
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For a species with no knee caps, bees sure get a lot of attention for their knees.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvedj1/for_a_species_with_no_knee_caps_bees_sure_get_a/ (ienjoypunsalot)
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The ad that plays before Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" is probably their most valuable real estate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvedi4/the_ad_that_plays_before_rick_astleys_never_gonna/ (ItsNotEvenCheckers)
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People seemed more upset about the treatment of tigers than the generations of oppressed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvecxr/people_seemed_more_upset_about_the_treatment_of/ (Part-Time-Chemist)
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These posting of black squares by people in support of George Floyd must have helped dark mode users.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvecjt/these_posting_of_black_squares_by_people_in/ (KJ0062)
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South Park is going to have an insane amount to cover come September

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gveblq/south_park_is_going_to_have_an_insane_amount_to/ (lillybell1868)
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A mime choking in public is a horrifying scenario.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gveav5/a_mime_choking_in_public_is_a_horrifying_scenario/ (Animeking1108)
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Prison is the only place that if you break into they will let you stay

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gveaj9/prison_is_the_only_place_that_if_you_break_into/ (ELAKSAVKD)
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If a sex addict becomes a prostitute are they automatically a workaholic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gve9tf/if_a_sex_addict_becomes_a_prostitute_are_they/ (ELAKSAVKD)
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The inside of our mouths are always wet but we choose to subconsciously ignore it just like the nose in-between our eyes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gve96t/the_inside_of_our_mouths_are_always_wet_but_we/ (unordinarymegafanwee)
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When people go from protest to riot in Lego City, they probably just turn microphones around and add a red stud to make it a weapon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gve8vd/when_people_go_from_protest_to_riot_in_lego_city/ (koboldkiller)
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No number in the English language is spelt with the letter “c”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gve8u6/no_number_in_the_english_language_is_spelt_with/ (_potionsprodigy_)
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It is often thought to be the sequences of world wars as first and second, yet it in fact is about wars of first world, second world etc.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gve8jg/it_is_often_thought_to_be_the_sequences_of_world/ (nonkertompf)
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Dog people are outgoing because they need to socialize their dog - having a dog turns you into a dog person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gve6u8/dog_people_are_outgoing_because_they_need_to/ (ribjoe)
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Technically almost every mirror you buy at a store is in used condition

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gve5oa/technically_almost_every_mirror_you_buy_at_a/ (ELAKSAVKD)
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Your car keys has traveled further than your car.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gve523/your_car_keys_has_traveled_further_than_your_car/ (ELAKSAVKD)
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If the police played music at the protests, the videos showing police brutality would probably be taken down due to copyright claims.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gve081/if_the_police_played_music_at_the_protests_the/ (Obi-WanKenOC)
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We buy perfume with our own money just to please other people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvdx46/we_buy_perfume_with_our_own_money_just_to_please/ (maliko999)
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England is basicaly Queen Elizabeth II fandom

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvdwwo/england_is_basicaly_queen_elizabeth_ii_fandom/ (The_CEO_of_Funny)
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"I'm gonna go find a phone" is a crazy sentence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvdvso/im_gonna_go_find_a_phone_is_a_crazy_sentence/ (Jason__Niel)
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If water can be found everywhere at a certain depth we could just bomb a giant hole into the desert.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvdvdj/if_water_can_be_found_everywhere_at_a_certain/ (Oachkatzi)
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If one day we will be able to travel faster then light we will be able to see the earth as it was years ago

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvdva6/if_one_day_we_will_be_able_to_travel_faster_then/ (TheRealBartMann)
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For almost 20 years, it was likely that people would've described a chaotic situation as being 'like WWII' rather than WWIII.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvdts2/for_almost_20_years_it_was_likely_that_people/ (Fingerbob73)
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Movies and TV shows make it seem like long falls shouldn't hurt as much as they do. When in truth, anything higher than 3 feet will probably hurt a lot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvdtq8/movies_and_tv_shows_make_it_seem_like_long_falls/ (wikiweak)
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If Apple warns us that they are tracking looted phones, then for sure they are tracking the non-looted phones too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvdtfs/if_apple_warns_us_that_they_are_tracking_looted/ ([deleted])
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If humans were selectively bred for tens of thousands of years, there would probably be different breeds of human as diverse as dog breeds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvdscj/if_humans_were_selectively_bred_for_tens_of/ (pprophetbeats)
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It's not weird to consume milk out of a cup or out of a bowl

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvdr49/its_not_weird_to_consume_milk_out_of_a_cup_or_out/ (vodka_twinkie)
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Sparkling is the crunchy of liquid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvdq8e/sparkling_is_the_crunchy_of_liquid/ (savag3panda7)
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Someday science will evolve so much in a way we will be able to implement specific animal traits in our body and use em to improve ourselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvdnx4/someday_science_will_evolve_so_much_in_a_way_we/ (GustavoM)
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Animals are lucky because they can walk around; plants are lucky because they don't have to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvdmhp/animals_are_lucky_because_they_can_walk_around/ (ExNihiloAdInfinitum)
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Noise-cancelling headphones basically work by playing "the sound of silence"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvdmba/noisecancelling_headphones_basically_work_by/ (THE_CRUSTIEST)
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With everyone wearing masks; eye contact is a lot more common.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvdktg/with_everyone_wearing_masks_eye_contact_is_a_lot/ (QuagmireBS)
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Maybe vegans aren't vegan becsuse they like animals maybe it's because they hate plants

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvdksc/maybe_vegans_arent_vegan_becsuse_they_like/ (meboi666)
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Saying #AllLivesMatter is about as annoying as saying #AllBirthdaysMatter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvdkev/saying_alllivesmatter_is_about_as_annoying_as/ (PoliticalTrashbin)
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A lot of the games we played when we were younger are still some of our favorites.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvdk80/a_lot_of_the_games_we_played_when_we_were_younger/ (AngusB3ll3)
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Every year history class will get harder and harder

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvdiba/every_year_history_class_will_get_harder_and/ (fatmaninablanket)
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Demand for porn involving cops is going to plummet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvdgtg/demand_for_porn_involving_cops_is_going_to_plummet/ (flashton2003)
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Every Nintendo 64 game ever released would fit onto a single switch cartridge.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvdfy1/every_nintendo_64_game_ever_released_would_fit/ (yutface)
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If you haven't died yet, then according to your own statistics, you're immortal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvdfvk/if_you_havent_died_yet_then_according_to_your_own/ (Filmologic)
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In First Blood, if Rambo had been cast as a black man with no other changes to scenes or dialogue, the tone of the entire film would have changed almost beyond recognition.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvdfms/in_first_blood_if_rambo_had_been_cast_as_a_black/ (caveydavey)
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It will be interesting to see how easy-access porn and an overall increase in masturbation affect prostate cancer rates as the newer generations get older.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvdagw/it_will_be_interesting_to_see_how_easyaccess_porn/ (Saul_g0od)
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Accident reconstructionists must have been confused as hell when cars first started making crush zones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvda0q/accident_reconstructionists_must_have_been/ (BipolarUnipolar)
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The fact that pony and bologna ryhme and kernel and colonel rhyme, but tomb, bomb, and comb don't rhyme with each other is a disgrace

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvd92p/the_fact_that_pony_and_bologna_ryhme_and_kernel/ (AGroupofThisIsCalled)
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Perfection is impossible for humans but attempting to parallel it with complete disregard for that fact can produce the most effective results.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvd8y5/perfection_is_impossible_for_humans_but/ (Joshua_Is_Zeus)
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Scissors are forks with adjustable prongs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvd8a6/scissors_are_forks_with_adjustable_prongs/ (rezz1198)
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As a kid, we want to do more than we're able. At some point it flips to being able to do more than we want, and thus we're never content.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvd7ai/as_a_kid_we_want_to_do_more_than_were_able_at/ (johnmazz)
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Real packages typically go through a port, and then to an address. Virtual packets go to an address, then a port.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvd6z4/real_packages_typically_go_through_a_port_and/ (vicarion)
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It is much more difficult to comment "last" under a video and also to be last than to comment "first"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvd5tf/it_is_much_more_difficult_to_comment_last_under_a/ (CaJoKa04)
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You can gauge where you are at in life by what events you are attending the most. Birthday parties, graduations, weddings, house warming parties, baby showers, retirement parties and finally funerals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvd59b/you_can_gauge_where_you_are_at_in_life_by_what/ (njw106)
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A chain of events started by something you did could have possibly led to the death of someone you don't even know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvd58q/a_chain_of_events_started_by_something_you_did/ ([deleted])
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Eventually, some cliches will become so cliche that calling out those cliches will become cliche itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvd453/eventually_some_cliches_will_become_so_cliche/ (AGroupofThisIsCalled)
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Your penis has been longer in your mom than your dad's penis has

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvd2qc/your_penis_has_been_longer_in_your_mom_than_your/ (The-special-one69)
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The future will be very historic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvd0ud/the_future_will_be_very_historic/ (Confused80yearold)
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The actual news is getting so ridiculous that satire news is going to have to be even more ridiculous, to the point where nobody believes them anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvd08a/the_actual_news_is_getting_so_ridiculous_that/ (AGroupofThisIsCalled)
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There are a lot more sounds that we make that are universal across all languages than we give credit for

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvcyls/there_are_a_lot_more_sounds_that_we_make_that_are/ (AGroupofThisIsCalled)
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Cameras are mirrors but mirrors aren't cameras.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvcwxi/cameras_are_mirrors_but_mirrors_arent_cameras/ (roastedtoperfection)
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Blind people do all their calculations in their heads.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvcwts/blind_people_do_all_their_calculations_in_their/ (h4chguy)
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If protesters bring their own paintball guns to the protests they can challenge the riot police to the biggest paintball match ever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvcvc8/if_protesters_bring_their_own_paintball_guns_to/ (txhorns1330)
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Let’s just be glad that our tongue doesn’t prune when wet like our skin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvcuk8/lets_just_be_glad_that_our_tongue_doesnt_prune/ ([deleted])
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Influencers are the ones who get the most influenced by trends

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvcu0b/influencers_are_the_ones_who_get_the_most/ (man_shit)
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When looking at the year as a whole so far, the hornets weren't nearly as bad as everyone was preparing for.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvctd1/when_looking_at_the_year_as_a_whole_so_far_the/ (AGroupofThisIsCalled)
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Beans are the meat of the field

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvct06/beans_are_the_meat_of_the_field/ (Baba_is_not)
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Kids are expected to develop good social skills, yet it is taboo for them to talk to adults at all

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvcsn4/kids_are_expected_to_develop_good_social_skills/ (total-system2)
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We consider ourselves to be taking "care" of our lawns, when really we are chopping in half millions of plants without killing them so we can do it again in another week.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvcrmm/we_consider_ourselves_to_be_taking_care_of_our/ (JPhase)
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There are no different languages we just screams different

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvcr8f/there_are_no_different_languages_we_just_screams/ (beelzeebub077)
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The only person that know how stupid you are is you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvcpqq/the_only_person_that_know_how_stupid_you_are_is/ (beelzeebub077)
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The top reason Grand Theft Auto 6 won't be released is that we're in it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvcoic/the_top_reason_grand_theft_auto_6_wont_be/ (BlackAfroBoi)
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Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvcniz/every_machine_is_a_smoke_machine_if_you_operate/ (zaq-frost)
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World maps could be completely made up and most people wouldnt know

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvcjjk/world_maps_could_be_completely_made_up_and_most/ (currentlydeepfrying)
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If you paused a video of someone walking backwards, you wouldn't be able to tell if they were walking forwards or backwards.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvcicy/if_you_paused_a_video_of_someone_walking/ (joongotnojams)
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“There is no iron in the iron you use to iron shirts. Which is, ironically, both ironic and un-ironic.” -Jeremy Irons

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvchza/there_is_no_iron_in_the_iron_you_use_to_iron/ (asstaethicc_jibooty)
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Disabling responses on your digital opinion is the modern day version of sticking your fingers in your ears and going, "Nanananana can't hear you! Doesn't count!"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvcgeb/disabling_responses_on_your_digital_opinion_is/ (Observante)
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Tragedy creates heroes and villains.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvcge6/tragedy_creates_heroes_and_villains/ ([deleted])
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If a bad apple actually killed someone who ate it, the whole supply would have been recalled and the orchard burned.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvcf3o/if_a_bad_apple_actually_killed_someone_who_ate_it/ (Taurius)
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An adrenaline rush is a power boost that eats away at our body the longer we use it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvce0t/an_adrenaline_rush_is_a_power_boost_that_eats/ (Young_Divine)
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An adrenaline rush is a power boost that eats away at our body the longer we use it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvcc3o/an_adrenaline_rush_is_a_power_boost_that_eats/ ([deleted])
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If the eyelid isn't smooth enough, it'll scratch your eye.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvca5l/if_the_eyelid_isnt_smooth_enough_itll_scratch/ (wwyzy)
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Voldemort is a prime candidate for LASIK. Glasses might not stay on his face.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvc7ve/voldemort_is_a_prime_candidate_for_lasik_glasses/ (notprospero)
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Clichés are only cliché because they're clichés

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvc7mf/clichés_are_only_cliché_because_theyre_clichés/ (jenksy)
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If this was a timeline in a comic book a lot of superheroes would be born out of all this tragedy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvc7cd/if_this_was_a_timeline_in_a_comic_book_a_lot_of/ ([deleted])
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Your pet is also watching you grow up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvc65r/your_pet_is_also_watching_you_grow_up/ (impunto)
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Starbucks is technically canon in Game of Thrones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvc62y/starbucks_is_technically_canon_in_game_of_thrones/ (dankpenguin69)
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Cooking oil and heat can be used to make food crispy or moist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvc54y/cooking_oil_and_heat_can_be_used_to_make_food/ (Johnpecan)
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Watching disturbing movies featuring our favorite actors trained our brain to underrate everything we see on social media.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvc50z/watching_disturbing_movies_featuring_our_favorite/ (usually-bored)
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All of our close human ancestors who could all easily self-fellate died off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvc2qf/all_of_our_close_human_ancestors_who_could_all/ (darthva)
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"Ouch dude" roughly translates to "Feelsbad man"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvc1cg/ouch_dude_roughly_translates_to_feelsbad_man/ (dylacha)
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Flip Flops are thongs for feet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvc15u/flip_flops_are_thongs_for_feet/ (BiZarrOisGreat)
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Facemasks can feel heavenly at times if you're a non-smoker.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvbzoo/facemasks_can_feel_heavenly_at_times_if_youre_a/ (livelifereal)
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Telling someone they got big is only a compliment until about they’re about 16 years of age.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvbx7a/telling_someone_they_got_big_is_only_a_compliment/ (meatfish)
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The mortality rate of life is 100%

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvbwuk/the_mortality_rate_of_life_is_100/ (Idk_or_care)
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To make the worlds largest waffle, you must first make the worlds largest waffle maker

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvbvku/to_make_the_worlds_largest_waffle_you_must_first/ (LilBishChris)
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There’s just one answer to “you’re a liar”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvbv8h/theres_just_one_answer_to_youre_a_liar/ (SuperFelixHero)
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Stone age men are stereotyped as sitting around & watching at the same thing whole day, but yet here you are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvbuk4/stone_age_men_are_stereotyped_as_sitting_around/ (Darshitreddit)
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There is a very fine line between horror and comedy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvbsoy/there_is_a_very_fine_line_between_horror_and/ (Soaring_Symphony)
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You have an arcade machine attached to your crotch

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvbs5s/you_have_an_arcade_machine_attached_to_your_crotch/ (gcnHNYqvzB637fYQvQDt)
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People who can't taste, can't even imagine taste.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvbqy7/people_who_cant_taste_cant_even_imagine_taste/ (wwyzy)
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You know times are bad when instead of litter being coke cans or chip bags, they're medical masks and gloves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvbouc/you_know_times_are_bad_when_instead_of_litter/ (leonnit)
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We simultaneously mock old people for being paranoid about computers and for falling for scams too easily.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvbmrp/we_simultaneously_mock_old_people_for_being/ (fffitgc)
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If you believe all your best times are tucked away in your memories, you are not working hard enough for your future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvbl88/if_you_believe_all_your_best_times_are_tucked/ (ThinGuyIncognito)
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If it's a few degrees warmer outside, you take off your jacket. If it's a few degrees warmer inside, organ failure and brain death occur.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvbk6t/if_its_a_few_degrees_warmer_outside_you_take_off/ (toolongdontread)
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Space drugs are probably going to be a pretty big problem in the future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvbjit/space_drugs_are_probably_going_to_be_a_pretty_big/ (NMJ87)
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Using a game menu with a controlleris like using a mouse, but you auto aim to the buttons.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvbid3/using_a_game_menu_with_a_controlleris_like_using/ (Akosy)
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Anne Frank would probably be pissed that we know what’s in her diary

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvbi5w/anne_frank_would_probably_be_pissed_that_we_know/ (Son-ofamonkeysuncle)
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People who count their money are either extremely rich or extremely poor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvbhjt/people_who_count_their_money_are_either_extremely/ (TraditionalCell2)
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Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer was basically a Christmas fan fiction that became canon anyway

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvbbvg/rudolf_the_red_nose_reindeer_was_basically_a/ (JG_Hays)
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Most joyous sound is children play and laugh. Most annoying sound is also children playing and laugh (esp. if you wanna sleep in).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvbb5x/most_joyous_sound_is_children_play_and_laugh_most/ (epi_glowworm)
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There could never be a Utopia because our standards of living would just keep increasing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvbasi/there_could_never_be_a_utopia_because_our/ (Bradthefunman)
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An indescribable thing is described with an adjective, indescribable, therefore the indescribable thing is describable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvb9g5/an_indescribable_thing_is_described_with_an/ (Laavatorakka)
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If you always turn right on streets and make a u-turn at a dead end, you will eventually have driven on every road that is connected to the street you started at

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvb8uo/if_you_always_turn_right_on_streets_and_make_a/ (asder517)
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Fish somehow know which way is up, since we never see them swimming in different orientations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvb699/fish_somehow_know_which_way_is_up_since_we_never/ (kosherbacon79)
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Most kids can only play sports up to Little League, yet being on a high school sports team isn’t seen as a major accomplishment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvb3wq/most_kids_can_only_play_sports_up_to_little/ (total-system2)
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If you sell hentai fanart for a living, your job is Not Safe For Work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvb3vf/if_you_sell_hentai_fanart_for_a_living_your_job/ (AmadFish_123)
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We are getting to the point in modern history where an onion article is more believable than real life events

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvb2r4/we_are_getting_to_the_point_in_modern_history/ (tobgoole)
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The guy who made the 2012 prophecy may have been a dyslexic, and the prophecy actually stated that the world ended on 2021, which seems to make much more sense.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvb2a6/the_guy_who_made_the_2012_prophecy_may_have_been/ (AGroupofThisIsCalled)
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When soft things like bread get old they get harder, but when hard things like cookies get old they get softer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvb1ti/when_soft_things_like_bread_get_old_they_get/ (-umop-apisdn)
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We really under appreciate our eyes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvayj7/we_really_under_appreciate_our_eyes/ (SmashThatButton)
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We owe 2016 an apology

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvaurl/we_owe_2016_an_apology/ (TheBrodsterboy)
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When parents get older sometimes they forget who their children are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvau8t/when_parents_get_older_sometimes_they_forget_who/ (BlackEyedHole)
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The higher the human population, even if the percentage of the population that are innovators stay the same, the more innovation there will be.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvasj0/the_higher_the_human_population_even_if_the/ (Karoner)
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If another intelligent great ape species had survived and coexisted with homo sapiens, one species would probably be discriminated against by the other

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvarrk/if_another_intelligent_great_ape_species_had/ (coffee-bean-)
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Eminem probably gave Tom Green more fame than he would’ve gotten on his own

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvar4d/eminem_probably_gave_tom_green_more_fame_than_he/ (Frodogotothepolls)
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"Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of "Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvaqxn/go_to_bed_youll_feel_better_in_the_morning_is_the/ ([deleted])
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The person who killed Batman’s parents helped save lives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvap0o/the_person_who_killed_batmans_parents_helped_save/ (Ditto2130)
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The principals characters in Star Wars are actually C3PO and R2D2

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvaorn/the_principals_characters_in_star_wars_are/ (HotDogKermit-)
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R. kelly actually sings about being able to do anything he sees. He took it too literally.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvanqr/r_kelly_actually_sings_about_being_able_to_do/ (FrillyLlama)
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the two astronauts that reached the ISS looked suspiciously more happy than usual

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvan0d/the_two_astronauts_that_reached_the_iss_looked/ (Lofteed)
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High school sports are seen as a minor achievement even though it takes years of work to join a team

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvamcl/high_school_sports_are_seen_as_a_minor/ (total-system2)
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Remember that everyone is a projection of themselves, not a mirror of you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gval7n/remember_that_everyone_is_a_projection_of/ (Trickykids)
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Most people have some racial tendencies that they are denying and won't be able to accept and move forward until they admit it to themselves or others.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvaig5/most_people_have_some_racial_tendencies_that_they/ ([deleted])
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If you buy a parrot and then teach it to make anime girl noises (lewd noises or not)so you can sell that parrot to a weeb at a very good price

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvah4g/if_you_buy_a_parrot_and_then_teach_it_to_make/ (Benaaaaaaa)
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We either think that we're invincible or that we are invisible when realistically we're somewhere in between

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvagw5/we_either_think_that_were_invincible_or_that_we/ (TrendsCetter)
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We have gone from hating cop-killers to hating cop killers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvagih/we_have_gone_from_hating_copkillers_to_hating_cop/ (meinmanhattan)
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Parents are afraid of letting kids join the Boy Scouts, yet it is the safest organization for kids

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvagdg/parents_are_afraid_of_letting_kids_join_the_boy/ (total-system2)
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Thoughts are a continuation of previous thoughts. Therefore, thoughts are an endless cycle of thoughts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvaf77/thoughts_are_a_continuation_of_previous_thoughts/ (Shore20)
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Anyone who criticizes Jeff Bezos' wealth on social media is contributing to his fortune.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvaefn/anyone_who_criticizes_jeff_bezos_wealth_on_social/ (beete17)
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With the reputation of cops falling, fewer respectable people are likely to want to become cops in the future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gvaad2/with_the_reputation_of_cops_falling_fewer/ (Jothrem)
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If someone in the 10th century had take a slightly different route to work, there is a chance you might not have existed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gva8jj/if_someone_in_the_10th_century_had_take_a/ (son-of-meme-god-69)
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The sound of the letter O is created by making an O with your mouth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gva8iq/the_sound_of_the_letter_o_is_created_by_making_an/ (Equispy17)
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When the cops tell you to stop recording you know you need to be recording

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gva8ef/when_the_cops_tell_you_to_stop_recording_you_know/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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A lot of Empire citizens were probably rooting for the Stormtroopers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gva85h/a_lot_of_empire_citizens_were_probably_rooting/ (ParameciaAntic)
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A soup kitchen's goal is to solve hunger. Therefore, (ignoring other circumstances) if they have no customers, they've succeeded at their job.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gva644/a_soup_kitchens_goal_is_to_solve_hunger_therefore/ (theologically)
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The reason we haven't seen the hashtag #MinneapolisStrong catch on is because many people can't spell Minneapolis properly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gva5t4/the_reason_we_havent_seen_the_hashtag/ (BrazenBull)
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A deaf person's whole family could actually be mute, and they wouldn't even know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gva5oa/a_deaf_persons_whole_family_could_actually_be/ (AGroupofThisIsCalled)
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If cucumbers were sweet they would taste like watermelon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gva5lw/if_cucumbers_were_sweet_they_would_taste_like/ (IvyTheWolf)
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Your fingers have fingertips but your toes don’t have toetips, yet you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gva3xy/your_fingers_have_fingertips_but_your_toes_dont/ ([deleted])
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In The Peanuts Movie, even if Charlie Brown and Peppermint Paddy hadn’t switched their tests, it still would’ve been awkward because Paddy just guessed all the answers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gva3sy/in_the_peanuts_movie_even_if_charlie_brown_and/ (KingOfGoldfish)
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The milk you buy from the store is not the milk of just one cow, but of multiple cows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gva3pz/the_milk_you_buy_from_the_store_is_not_the_milk/ (petitecarl)
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Hair and plants both have roots; one grows from the top, but the other from the bottom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gva3jx/hair_and_plants_both_have_roots_one_grows_from/ (psiderman)
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In the far off future, spices wont exist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gva35j/in_the_far_off_future_spices_wont_exist/ (Vyp3r_)
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If the earth is tilted you've never fell down only sideways.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gva2p4/if_the_earth_is_tilted_youve_never_fell_down_only/ (snowychameleon)
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If reincarnation is a thing, then you could be learning about yourself in school and not even know

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gva21d/if_reincarnation_is_a_thing_then_you_could_be/ (asstaethicc_jibooty)
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Any machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gva0ov/any_machine_is_a_smoke_machine_if_you_operate_it/ (ObviousForeshadow)
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Currency is a universal shared fiction. People work their whole lives building up fake internet points.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gva0a8/currency_is_a_universal_shared_fiction_people/ (jameizing777)
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When you realize how ironic it is that Millennials,the generation that's commonly looked at as *snowflakes" grew up with the automatic yo-yo

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv9yo5/when_you_realize_how_ironic_it_is_that/ (Bandit-Jack98)
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Everything in the universe is predictable in some way or another.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv9xam/everything_in_the_universe_is_predictable_in_some/ (racso2005)
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Color photographs became common after a century after first color photograph was made that implies for a century, people didn't even see most beautiful sceneraeries in colors and only saw in black and white which really sucks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv9vch/color_photographs_became_common_after_a_century/ (neelothpal-vipparla)
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Dreams are an amalgamation of all the timelines that collapsed due to our choices the previous day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv9uy3/dreams_are_an_amalgamation_of_all_the_timelines/ (Jonnycellular)
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Black Mirror seems really cute compared to the year we are having

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv9ufz/black_mirror_seems_really_cute_compared_to_the/ (ApolloX-2)
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The goal of every reform movement is to cease to exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv9u3g/the_goal_of_every_reform_movement_is_to_cease_to/ (gonskies)
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Cash was the orginal gift card

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv9u11/cash_was_the_orginal_gift_card/ (moneybot13)
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The population of Earth just changed by two people without anyone dying or being born

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv9t1z/the_population_of_earth_just_changed_by_two/ (moneybot13)
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You can never actually look at your face unless it’s reflected or in a photo.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv9s5b/you_can_never_actually_look_at_your_face_unless/ (AshTOON_260)
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Navigating Costa is much easier without people standing around for samples at the ends of ever row

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv9rvf/navigating_costa_is_much_easier_without_people/ ([deleted])
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It must suck being a mute person with these protests going on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv9qpz/it_must_suck_being_a_mute_person_with_these/ (Alex-Stearns)
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In the original trilogy of star wars Obi wan is killed and after his death he keeps giving Luke tips, making him the first ever Spectator outside of video games

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv9qmw/in_the_original_trilogy_of_star_wars_obi_wan_is/ (Dankpirate68)
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People who received their degrees from community colleges are probably more proud than those who received them from private ones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv9oft/people_who_received_their_degrees_from_community/ (rnielsen776)
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The news lately on various social media are really dark mode friendly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv9o6h/the_news_lately_on_various_social_media_are/ (sophyno7)
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The answers to all of life’s questions are forever hidden from those who seek it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv9nsm/the_answers_to_all_of_lifes_questions_are_forever/ (sea_of_gems)
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Online games are a fantastic example of how people from many different nations can come together to achieve a common goal at a moment's notice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv9ng7/online_games_are_a_fantastic_example_of_how/ (GhostOfBowman)
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P!NK’s “Stupid girls “ music video seemed to predict the age of instagram where everyone starts looking the same .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv9ly3/pnks_stupid_girls_music_video_seemed_to_predict/ (lipsylunar)
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When you wear a mask, you can’t really give someone a friendly smile when you walk by. It just looks like you despise them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv9k95/when_you_wear_a_mask_you_cant_really_give_someone/ (yourlivingchameleon)
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Water sprinkled on us feels cooler than a lump of water due to surface energy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv9jeo/water_sprinkled_on_us_feels_cooler_than_a_lump_of/ (neelothpal-vipparla)
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The one dentist out of 10 that doesn’t recommend some toothpastes must have the holy grail of tooth paste.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv9i20/the_one_dentist_out_of_10_that_doesnt_recommend/ (Frofthy)
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It's nice to see that, as a culture, we are destigmatising getting blacked out on a Tuesday.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv9hcq/its_nice_to_see_that_as_a_culture_we_are/ (Skardz)
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We hate Govt. surveillance but do it to ourselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv9g7v/we_hate_govt_surveillance_but_do_it_to_ourselves/ ([deleted])
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r/MURICA been oddly quiet recently.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv9eix/rmurica_been_oddly_quiet_recently/ (Deli1181)
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GTA VI is released and it's so life-like

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv9csy/gta_vi_is_released_and_its_so_lifelike/ (vikingpirate2)
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"You're not shit", "You are not a shit" and "You're the shit" are positive, while "You're a shit", "You're shit" and "You ain't shit" are negative.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv9c3f/youre_not_shit_you_are_not_a_shit_and_youre_the/ (overpineapple)
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Picking one college over another could completely destroy thousands of future generations

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv9bg3/picking_one_college_over_another_could_completely/ (Bysscorre)
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The circumference of a circle is always the same as the perimeter of a square with the same diameter if a circle is displayed on computer screens.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv9a9x/the_circumference_of_a_circle_is_always_the_same/ (Beginnerer)
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A fire alarm is only on when it’s off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv9a9n/a_fire_alarm_is_only_on_when_its_off/ (NachosForNine)
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Nuclear weapons are the most dangerous weapons known to man, and yet, they might be the only thing that is keeping world peace and preventing more wars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv99me/nuclear_weapons_are_the_most_dangerous_weapons/ (Tedward80)
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Quite often the smallest chips are the saltiest; same is often true for humans too

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv988c/quite_often_the_smallest_chips_are_the_saltiest/ (guminhyeok)
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The oldest person on earth lives surrounded by a completely different set of people than when he/she was a child.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv97z8/the_oldest_person_on_earth_lives_surrounded_by_a/ ([deleted])
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If the oldest person on earth is 100 than 101 years ago a whole different set of people were one earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv96bt/if_the_oldest_person_on_earth_is_100_than_101/ (Mylifeisajokelol)
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Men don't multitask, they hyperthread.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv95tv/men_dont_multitask_they_hyperthread/ (gntcc)
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We will step on Lego so much it won’t hurt anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv94hc/we_will_step_on_lego_so_much_it_wont_hurt_anymore/ (TheBros13)
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If you pooped less than how much you ate, your body mathematically simplified the equation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv91y2/if_you_pooped_less_than_how_much_you_ate_your/ (UrMomaHola)
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Archaelogists will be left with one hell of a conundrum when they find the burial site for amputated limbs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv8zhs/archaelogists_will_be_left_with_one_hell_of_a/ (lil_meme1o1)
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We collectively decided that slowly cooking ourselfs under the burning summer sun just to get a little darker skin is "cool"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv8yzl/we_collectively_decided_that_slowly_cooking/ (Fireball99K)
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The equipment a dentist uses to clean your teeth has been touched by past mouths, so technically you’re sharing and exchanging indirect kisses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv8yz8/the_equipment_a_dentist_uses_to_clean_your_teeth/ (L8com3r)
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If you touch something at some point a singular atom touched another

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv8xoe/if_you_touch_something_at_some_point_a_singular/ (Scrubian-)
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Knowing that you are dumb and doing dumb things is dumber than not knowing that you are dumb and doing dumb things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv8wjg/knowing_that_you_are_dumb_and_doing_dumb_things/ (VrtX14)
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We know we love someone when they are not around, We know we hate someone when they are around.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv8w29/we_know_we_love_someone_when_they_are_not_around/ (-Whiz)
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Lawyer is liar with a British accent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv8vyb/lawyer_is_liar_with_a_british_accent/ ([deleted])
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our lips has the same consistency of an constantly licked butthole

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv8uj8/our_lips_has_the_same_consistency_of_an/ (Azpre)
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Some things when they are flawed are worthless, while other things that are flawed are priceless.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv8tsy/some_things_when_they_are_flawed_are_worthless/ (languagelover17)
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Having an erection to gore on TV is the same as saying your blood is excited to see their kind on screen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv8ti3/having_an_erection_to_gore_on_tv_is_the_same_as/ (jarod_on12)
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Baa Baa Black Sheep and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star are sung to the same tune.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv8swj/baa_baa_black_sheep_and_twinkle_twinkle_little/ (one_another_new_user)
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The consciousness imparting neurons live in a democratic society whereas unconscious imparting ones live in a totalitarian society.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv8sjq/the_consciousness_imparting_neurons_live_in_a/ (atharva66)
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You are living in your future selfs memory

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv8sdx/you_are_living_in_your_future_selfs_memory/ (UnknownNote)
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We're overjoyed when a big problem is solved, but get depressed when there's nothing left to solve

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv8rgt/were_overjoyed_when_a_big_problem_is_solved_but/ (6K6L)
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Every birthday wish is technically a belated birthday wish

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv8rdo/every_birthday_wish_is_technically_a_belated/ (thenewyorkgod)
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Humans are so advanced that we have to exercise intentionally to stay in shape.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv8qug/humans_are_so_advanced_that_we_have_to_exercise/ (ienjoypunsalot)
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Free-Thinker is a label someone else made up. That's not very free-thinking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv8qjv/freethinker_is_a_label_someone_else_made_up_thats/ (The_Last_Boy_Scout)
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No-one has any right to tell you how to live, but most of us just accept it and do as we're commanded.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv8q9t/noone_has_any_right_to_tell_you_how_to_live_but/ (Relaxing_Cat)
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Moskau, Moskau Komm wir tanzen auf dem Tisch Bis der Tisch zusammenbricht Ha ha ha ha ha

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv8pu4/moskau_moskau_komm_wir_tanzen_auf_dem_tisch_bis/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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The Underscore is common online, but non-existent in handwriting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv8p1b/the_underscore_is_common_online_but_nonexistent/ (Relaxing_Cat)
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As police begin being injured and killed in violent responses to protests, most people will turn their attention away as they do when one of theirs kills one of us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv8okj/as_police_begin_being_injured_and_killed_in/ (delitskinnedmexican)
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The last human on earth won’t know it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv8nqz/the_last_human_on_earth_wont_know_it/ (shermanatorOG)
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People are scared of spiders but are ready to cuddle a bear

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv8mk5/people_are_scared_of_spiders_but_are_ready_to/ (CuriousMan00)
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You can't tell an items popularity by the amount of it in stock in a shop. If there's a lot, it's either popular so there has to be a lot, or it's unpopular and no one buys it. If there's only a few, either everyone has already bought some, or the shop doesn't need much because no one buys it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv8m3a/you_cant_tell_an_items_popularity_by_the_amount/ (Novalnfinite)
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People from developing countries where all buildings are relatively new are probably really skeptical of houses from the 1900s.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv8lpz/people_from_developing_countries_where_all/ (ienjoypunsalot)
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When you drive a car you are trying to get from point A to point B

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv8lik/when_you_drive_a_car_you_are_trying_to_get_from/ (redditor8874)
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When life lemon lemon, lemon lime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv8kw5/when_life_lemon_lemon_lemon_lime/ (ZeeZeeB)
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Never have so many people been forced to smell their own breath

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv8krk/never_have_so_many_people_been_forced_to_smell/ (brendty)
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A Hydra probably thinks it’s a regular dragon until it gets it’s head chopped off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv8kkg/a_hydra_probably_thinks_its_a_regular_dragon/ (Khepri43)
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Maybe we live in a super tiny world, in which planets are giant atoms and space is the void between those atoms, just like the atoms we know

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv8jjr/maybe_we_live_in_a_super_tiny_world_in_which/ (FFilli)
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It’s a great omission to the times we’re experiencing when people are frequenting publicfreakout for news and updates

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv8i40/its_a_great_omission_to_the_times_were/ (Bragisson)
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All movies are inherently 4D

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv8hn8/all_movies_are_inherently_4d/ (13TonsOfHeroine)
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You can never spread misinformation about mythology, because it was all misinformation to begin with.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv8h6h/you_can_never_spread_misinformation_about/ (TYUIOP-AI-ASSISTANT)
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Marketing a product pets are supposed to use must be pretty easy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv8ged/marketing_a_product_pets_are_supposed_to_use_must/ (LeojBosman)
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Parents can spot fake friends but not fake relatives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv8gbx/parents_can_spot_fake_friends_but_not_fake/ (Bilabongbong)
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Most white wine is probably better described as being yellow

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv8g1h/most_white_wine_is_probably_better_described_as/ (D3ltaforc3)
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We are only able to live with reversed vision (eye lens) because the actions we do are also reversed to adjust to our reversed eyesight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv8f1z/we_are_only_able_to_live_with_reversed_vision_eye/ (ExplosivePusheen)
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When you read the word breathe you go manual breathing mode

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv8ce2/when_you_read_the_word_breathe_you_go_manual/ (SkkerdiCat9)
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Maybe the reason there aren't witches or wizards anymore is because the various Inquisitions and witch hunts throughout history were actually wildly successful.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv8cca/maybe_the_reason_there_arent_witches_or_wizards/ (TRHess)
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If a guy caring about a girl or gifting them a present is considered being a ‘simp’, then Santa clause is the biggest simp to ever life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv8anr/if_a_guy_caring_about_a_girl_or_gifting_them_a/ (NotYourTypicalAlpha)
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“Planets never see a day that isn’t towards the sun”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv89a7/planets_never_see_a_day_that_isnt_towards_the_sun/ (JediJames_)
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It’s more aesthetic when your handwriting resembles digital print font, and it’s more aesthetic when your computer types in handwriting fonts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv873y/its_more_aesthetic_when_your_handwriting/ (nts611hehe)
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In the next few series of laptops, there will most likely be a massive improvement in the camera and microphone quality

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv85uo/in_the_next_few_series_of_laptops_there_will_most/ (Robot-37032723)
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Summer is when you turn over your pillow to the cool side and its still warm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv85ii/summer_is_when_you_turn_over_your_pillow_to_the/ (tsartnt)
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Squirrels are super common but most people have probably never seen a baby squirrel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv83u4/squirrels_are_super_common_but_most_people_have/ (Tecmo_Viking)
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Horror movie villains always seem to be attracted to the kids in the yellow raincoats.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv83m4/horror_movie_villains_always_seem_to_be_attracted/ (ing_die)
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It is much more difficult to rotate the foot/ankle of your non-dominant side.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv81m0/it_is_much_more_difficult_to_rotate_the_footankle/ (MooseInNoose)
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The dude who invented the air fryer probably just really wanted to reheat his mcdonalds french fries

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv8042/the_dude_who_invented_the_air_fryer_probably_just/ (Durty_Rick_Sanchez)
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The fact that the salaries for crooked cop murderers comes from taxpayer dollars is kinda troubling. If you pay taxes, you’re kinda funding police brutality, to whatever extent it exists in your country.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv7wvh/the_fact_that_the_salaries_for_crooked_cop/ (mydadsnameisharold)
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In Arabic language, Testicles are female And vagina is male.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv7vgh/in_arabic_language_testicles_are_female_and/ (CatBurger9)
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50 out of 50 is a top score, but 50/50 is often meant as half.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv7urf/50_out_of_50_is_a_top_score_but_5050_is_often/ (Lynx118)
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The population of Mars is made up entirely of robots

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv7uem/the_population_of_mars_is_made_up_entirely_of/ ([deleted])
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If you are a Pornstar then your work is Not Safe For Work!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv7tg6/if_you_are_a_pornstar_then_your_work_is_not_safe/ (TheFanaticGiant)
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Good that you don't really remeber things from before falling asleep otherwise we would all have hundreds of hours of pure blackness in our memory

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv7t4d/good_that_you_dont_really_remeber_things_from/ (Prowizor22)
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The surname "Simpson" implies you're the son of a simp

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv7t1x/the_surname_simpson_implies_youre_the_son_of_a/ (CarpeNoctemingAround)
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If you are a pornstar then your Work is Not Safe Fow Work!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv7t1b/if_you_are_a_pornstar_then_your_work_is_not_safe/ (TheFanaticGiant)
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If you sell hentai fanart, your work is Not Safe For Work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv7s4p/if_you_sell_hentai_fanart_your_work_is_not_safe/ (AmadFish_123)
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The reason we move our beds to the center of a wall when we are adults is because we expect that there will be a person entering the bed from each side at some point.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv7re7/the_reason_we_move_our_beds_to_the_center_of_a/ (boilerup4444)
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Black labradors have white skin and white labradors have black skin.If they were humans would they be black or white

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv7qpb/black_labradors_have_white_skin_and_white/ (Smufacer)
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"You'll be dead before you know it" isn't much of a threat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv7pb3/youll_be_dead_before_you_know_it_isnt_much_of_a/ (sjryan)
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If you water a plant with tea, that’s like feeding someone human ashes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv7o8p/if_you_water_a_plant_with_tea_thats_like_feeding/ (quacak)
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Abbreviate is a long word

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv7o4g/abbreviate_is_a_long_word/ (xeshaka)
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Everyone wants extra from the ordinary

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv7mxo/everyone_wants_extra_from_the_ordinary/ (theHisenberg)
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At some point, late show hosts are gonna have to admit the only thing that differentiates them from youtubers is their budget.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv7ma7/at_some_point_late_show_hosts_are_gonna_have_to/ (Lower-Personality)
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100 good cops protecting 1 bad cop = 101 bad cops.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv7lzm/100_good_cops_protecting_1_bad_cop_101_bad_cops/ (TheUserNameMe)
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Protesters against something are actually antitesters..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv7ldo/protesters_against_something_are_actually/ (Richard2468)
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Breath does not equal breathe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv7jsh/breath_does_not_equal_breathe/ (Isntitabouttime69)
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You know something is already considered old when you start using A.D.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gv7hyu/you_know_something_is_already_considered_old_when/ (Bradcastle76)
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"The Simpsons" was probably more successful in selling Ragu products than Ragu itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guy712/the_simpsons_was_probably_more_successful_in/ (ChonkyBeagle)
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Somebody just win the Jumanji game already.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guvxnc/somebody_just_win_the_jumanji_game_already/ (RobertGBradley)
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Sugar free kool aid is not the same as sugar free kool aid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guvsc9/sugar_free_kool_aid_is_not_the_same_as_sugar_free/ (rynoboy1993)
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Every ring is an o-ring

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guvr0m/every_ring_is_an_oring/ (AleksoBre)
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Can't wait to see the reaction when Anonymous finally takes off the mask and it's actually Mark Zuckerberg

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guvqsj/cant_wait_to_see_the_reaction_when_anonymous/ (muck_hard)
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Batman never answers the last question.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guvq4d/batman_never_answers_the_last_question/ (lopezjessy)
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He is a dick and he is an ass have similar meaning, but he is a pussy and she is a cunt are quite different

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guvptv/he_is_a_dick_and_he_is_an_ass_have_similar/ (tlk0153)
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There’s no way to wear a bike helmet at the dinner table and look sane or normal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guvopp/theres_no_way_to_wear_a_bike_helmet_at_the_dinner/ (bigETIDIOT)
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A couple of celebrities dying and a hurricane or two no longer constitutes a "bad year"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guvm60/a_couple_of_celebrities_dying_and_a_hurricane_or/ (bill_lite)
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Wild bricks sprouting up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guvjat/wild_bricks_sprouting_up/ (Andrewg1972)
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People are willing to take rubber bullets and tear gas for the injustice of one person but won't let people merge lanes when driving

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guvizj/people_are_willing_to_take_rubber_bullets_and/ (HipsterGengar)
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The first humans weren't thinking in a language.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guviwi/the_first_humans_werent_thinking_in_a_language/ (wwyzy)
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When you make a baby, genetically it's like all its grandparents come together to make it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guvea1/when_you_make_a_baby_genetically_its_like_all_its/ (BillGoats)
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An electric bicycle is more of a motorcycle than a gasoline-engined "motor"cycle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guve88/an_electric_bicycle_is_more_of_a_motorcycle_than/ (churniglow)
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Young Children Are The ABSOLUTE Best Market.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guvch1/young_children_are_the_absolute_best_market/ (nuggetboi987)
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If 2 people can predict what the other is gonna do, what will happen when they play Rock Paper Scissors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guvc8p/if_2_people_can_predict_what_the_other_is_gonna/ (teunjojo)
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If a toy from toy story died or its batteries ran out, then the rest of the toys would have to watch andy play around with a corpse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guv9mc/if_a_toy_from_toy_story_died_or_its_batteries_ran/ (Currynrice9728)
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The police would rather let the nation burn than arrest 3 of their own.......

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guv9ib/the_police_would_rather_let_the_nation_burn_than/ (cookietvlove)
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There are probably a lot of former Garmin and TomTom employees that still harbor bad feelings towards Google's decision to make Maps free.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guv83d/there_are_probably_a_lot_of_former_garmin_and/ (JephriB)
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Cheeseburgers are one of the only foods where a product from the same animal is used twice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guv710/cheeseburgers_are_one_of_the_only_foods_where_a/ ([deleted])
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Outside in is the same thing as inside out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guv6iz/outside_in_is_the_same_thing_as_inside_out/ (mini__man)
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All the protest videos seem to show that the ratio of good cops/bad cops is the same as good protesters/bad protesters

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guv43e/all_the_protest_videos_seem_to_show_that_the/ (skotty8689)
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The things with facemasks is you can't see people smile.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guv25b/the_things_with_facemasks_is_you_cant_see_people/ (KiefLife)
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Mechanical sliding metal doors are “doors of the future” but are only really used for lifts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guv1je/mechanical_sliding_metal_doors_are_doors_of_the/ (LivelyOsprey06)
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Dissatisfaction is actually the mother of all invention, NOT necessity. Annoyed at the mammoth who won't get close enough for your spear? Invent the bow. Breaking ground by hand sucks? Invent the plow and go tame a horse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guv01d/dissatisfaction_is_actually_the_mother_of_all/ (Sorceress683)
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When the air is no longer fit to breathe, Lays potato chip bags from the past will become sacred treasures.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guuzp4/when_the_air_is_no_longer_fit_to_breathe_lays/ (GravityRaider)
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We must have been attacked frequently while peeing to have the ability to pee faster.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guuznr/we_must_have_been_attacked_frequently_while/ (xXDarkCubeXx)
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No one orders chili at Chili’s.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guuzjs/no_one_orders_chili_at_chilis/ (qtipdbc1)
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The International Space Station probably smells like a gym locker room

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guux5h/the_international_space_station_probably_smells/ (strategic_cowboy)
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Since we’ve already passed “schools out for summer” and “schools out forever,” it was only logical we’d come to “school’s been blown to pieces”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guuwk1/since_weve_already_passed_schools_out_for_summer/ (Mr_Westerfield)
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George F may not of even realized that he was spending a fake $20 note. He may of picked it up as change from some where else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guut5k/george_f_may_not_of_even_realized_that_he_was/ (Currynrice9728)
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Depending on your action, “Killing time” and “Killing time” are as opposite as you can get

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guus60/depending_on_your_action_killing_time_and_killing/ (1stumbler)
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It's almost unbelievable how talented Eminem is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guur32/its_almost_unbelievable_how_talented_eminem_is/ (lions-n-tigers)
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According to the butterfly effect, you could change the world with just one click. And it probably already happened somewhere

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guupry/according_to_the_butterfly_effect_you_could/ (MerylStreeper)
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An ocean separates two continents. An ocean connects two continents.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guuoyh/an_ocean_separates_two_continents_an_ocean/ (groundbeef_smoothie)
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Growing up before the 2000s was nice because no one was recording the stupid shit we did.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guuo6n/growing_up_before_the_2000s_was_nice_because_no/ (HotdogOnTheGround)
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You probably use your phones camera flash as a light source a whole lot more than as a camera flash.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guunj9/you_probably_use_your_phones_camera_flash_as_a/ (PhoenixEgg88)
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You only realize how many red lights you're hitting when you're running late.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guulym/you_only_realize_how_many_red_lights_youre/ (Synyster328)
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The little shit who killed harambe would turn 8 year old soon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guukcc/the_little_shit_who_killed_harambe_would_turn_8/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Police forces are going to have some big budgets next year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guujv6/police_forces_are_going_to_have_some_big_budgets/ (Hetzer12)
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Older men probably walk around naked in locker rooms because they didn’t have things like the internet to make them insecure.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guuj8u/older_men_probably_walk_around_naked_in_locker/ (Awesome123310)
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The hardest thing isn't to pull the trigger, it's refrain from doing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guuil7/the_hardest_thing_isnt_to_pull_the_trigger_its/ (U_N_I_X)
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A long, flowing robe has to be one of the most impractical things to wear during a light saber fight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guui6i/a_long_flowing_robe_has_to_be_one_of_the_most/ (ward_bond)
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One was literally the first word said on the moon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guuhds/one_was_literally_the_first_word_said_on_the_moon/ ([deleted])
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Resetti is to Animal Crossing as Sans is to Undertale.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guuh67/resetti_is_to_animal_crossing_as_sans_is_to/ (TYUIOP-AI-ASSISTANT)
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In mythological lore, vampires obsessively count things such as rice or holes in a net, and you can escape them by throwing one of those behind you. The Count from Sesame Street does the exact same thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guugq7/in_mythological_lore_vampires_obsessively_count/ (TYUIOP-AI-ASSISTANT)
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Waterbenders could easily kill people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guugo9/waterbenders_could_easily_kill_people/ (ColonKreamer)
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Everything started to go bad after Harambe died.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guuge0/everything_started_to_go_bad_after_harambe_died/ (Grover-Rover)
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When the going gets tough, the tough turn off the lights and hide in the basement.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guudwy/when_the_going_gets_tough_the_tough_turn_off_the/ (SecureSamurai)
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A person’s signature is most valuable after their death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guuddp/a_persons_signature_is_most_valuable_after_their/ (No_Commment)
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You have probably walked by at least one celebrity in your lifetime without even knowing they were a celebrity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guud00/you_have_probably_walked_by_at_least_one/ (lover-of-all-dogs)
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You're famous when you know that you're known to people that you have no idea of their existence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guuajt/youre_famous_when_you_know_that_youre_known_to/ (neelothpal-vipparla)
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As times get worse, satire gets funnier.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guu91e/as_times_get_worse_satire_gets_funnier/ (abhorsen665)
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You're famous when more people know you than you know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guu7n9/youre_famous_when_more_people_know_you_than_you/ ([deleted])
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The way you dissociate your present self from your past self is also how you’re going to dissociate your future self to your present self

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guu7kj/the_way_you_dissociate_your_present_self_from/ (phauuyap)
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In every major city there will be a piece of embedded glass, faded graffiti, or burnt metal that will forever signify these protests.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guu7gz/in_every_major_city_there_will_be_a_piece_of/ ([deleted])
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Ass hair has been throu some crazy shit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guu4n6/ass_hair_has_been_throu_some_crazy_shit/ (mitenga)
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Since people feel better after crying, tears kind of have healing powers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guu1vd/since_people_feel_better_after_crying_tears_kind/ (deathIsMyDestiny)
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“How It’s Made” episodes were the original satisfying video compilations

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guu1ov/how_its_made_episodes_were_the_original/ (TipTopButt)
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An unpopular opinion that makes it to hot is a popular opinion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guu0u4/an_unpopular_opinion_that_makes_it_to_hot_is_a/ (CrammerTheGamer)
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There is going to be a surge of Janitorial jobs in the near future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gutzy1/there_is_going_to_be_a_surge_of_janitorial_jobs/ (Mash404)
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If you can't be cold to yourself how can you bring the heat under others cold stares.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gutz15/if_you_cant_be_cold_to_yourself_how_can_you_bring/ (jjsnsnake)
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Bisexuals have the whole human race as potential partners.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gutym6/bisexuals_have_the_whole_human_race_as_potential/ (Bad_brazilian)
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"Real people" in commercials can be considered fake actors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gutybd/real_people_in_commercials_can_be_considered_fake/ (Agent-008)
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Parenting is kind of like “who’s line is it anyway” where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gutwx0/parenting_is_kind_of_like_whos_line_is_it_anyway/ (HitNRun_)
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Actually getting your blood boiled must really hurt

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gutwhz/actually_getting_your_blood_boiled_must_really/ (Jewdude18)
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The ISS is an interior decorator's nightmare.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gutvna/the_iss_is_an_interior_decorators_nightmare/ (Carp8DM)
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Weddings are really expensive ways of saying you’re gonna smash that night.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gutuhn/weddings_are_really_expensive_ways_of_saying/ (MPdaVinci_lol)
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Space travel fluctuates the human population of Earth without relying on births or deaths

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gutsy9/space_travel_fluctuates_the_human_population_of/ (moneybot13)
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It's kinda weird that not changing your underwear daily is gross but wearing the same pajamas multiple nights in a row is completely normal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gutryl/its_kinda_weird_that_not_changing_your_underwear/ (chrissdoyt)
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There's no point reading comments when the comment section is locked

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gutpzu/theres_no_point_reading_comments_when_the_comment/ (Livelaughlovekratom)
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The fact that the year 2040 is closer than 1999 is scary.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gutoso/the_fact_that_the_year_2040_is_closer_than_1999/ (dru26)
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Perfect pitch gets lots of attention, but there may be other "perfect" senses out there that no one cares about (perfect length, weight, temperature, smell, taste, color)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gutnl4/perfect_pitch_gets_lots_of_attention_but_there/ (shiihs)
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In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gutnaf/in_the_first_age_in_the_first_battle_when_the/ (NewCrispyChickenFrie)
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Most people are made in beds, born in beds and die on beds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gutl8d/most_people_are_made_in_beds_born_in_beds_and_die/ (Fanex24)
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Pets probably think our arms, legs and face are each different creatures or beings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gutiu3/pets_probably_think_our_arms_legs_and_face_are/ ([deleted])
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You might resent your past self, but you can only punish your future self.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guthe9/you_might_resent_your_past_self_but_you_can_only/ (ChurchOfDimple)
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Most of the schools and colleges in the world, are run by people who just never seem to learn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guthb0/most_of_the_schools_and_colleges_in_the_world_are/ (theprocrastinator7)
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Doofenshmirtz is the villain we all deserved.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gutgo6/doofenshmirtz_is_the_villain_we_all_deserved/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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If kids aren't that cute, many people won't stand raising their own children

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gutg5c/if_kids_arent_that_cute_many_people_wont_stand/ (AlexOnail)
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The only answer to "Are you asleep" is no

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guteuh/the_only_answer_to_are_you_asleep_is_no/ (Thecarguy34)
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Some guy's dumb meal is going to be the reason thousands of kids have to write history papers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gutepd/some_guys_dumb_meal_is_going_to_be_the_reason/ (HipsterGengar)
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Even though it is the source of life on Earth, everybody has talked shit about the Sun at least once in their life. Nobody talks shit about the Moon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gutcku/even_though_it_is_the_source_of_life_on_earth/ (PopeImpiousthePi)
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Humanity has done everything in its power to eliminate natural selection. Humans just won’t let it die though.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gutbsb/humanity_has_done_everything_in_its_power_to/ (olddgraygg)
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When minions jerk off their penis glows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gut9sb/when_minions_jerk_off_their_penis_glows/ (Yep_Grovy)
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The whole world is covered in 1 layer of atoms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gut8y9/the_whole_world_is_covered_in_1_layer_of_atoms/ (bruhdedoid)
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Alimony for life is Bonded Labour.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gut70u/alimony_for_life_is_bonded_labour/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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People are protesting the cops being criminals by stealing and being criminals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gut4p2/people_are_protesting_the_cops_being_criminals_by/ ([deleted])
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If you got everything you wanted without having to work for it life probably wouldn’t be as interesting or fulfilling

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gut3kl/if_you_got_everything_you_wanted_without_having/ (TheFlame150)
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People who wait until marriage to have sex only have sex with family.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gut2ji/people_who_wait_until_marriage_to_have_sex_only/ (detrimentaloptimist)
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Speaker/mic jacks are the only ports which allow u to use at a full 360 degrees

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gut2i8/speakermic_jacks_are_the_only_ports_which_allow_u/ (Copilot1234)
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Fans are fans of themselves, or fans in their selves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gut2f2/fans_are_fans_of_themselves_or_fans_in_their/ ([deleted])
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Veggie Tales is about vegetables, but one of the main characters is a tomato, which is technically a fruit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gut03u/veggie_tales_is_about_vegetables_but_one_of_the/ (Infinity69420)
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If humans started urinating on roads, we might see a drop in the frequency of roadkill.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gusyv2/if_humans_started_urinating_on_roads_we_might_see/ (salsadogscale)
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Noah must have really trusted those two termites that were on the ark.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gusx39/noah_must_have_really_trusted_those_two_termites/ (polymurphy)
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Despite all the beatings he's taken, The Punisher only spent one day in a hospital throughout the whole of season one and two.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gusukg/despite_all_the_beatings_hes_taken_the_punisher/ (ing_die)
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You can’t buy a surprise Kinder Egg but you can buy an AR-15 in US.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gusset/you_cant_buy_a_surprise_kinder_egg_but_you_can/ (gabzlel)
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Fonts are in dire need of a standardized naming convention

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gussb4/fonts_are_in_dire_need_of_a_standardized_naming/ (exec_director_doom)
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We really take for granted the fact the Internet is international

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guss40/we_really_take_for_granted_the_fact_the_internet/ (Qozelz)
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Titanic is a hookup story on a cruise ship, told by an 80 year old woman.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gusru3/titanic_is_a_hookup_story_on_a_cruise_ship_told/ (SparkySparkiBoomMan)
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You could get past any copyright infringement by getting a tattoo of it as they wont make you remove or go over it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gusrq5/you_could_get_past_any_copyright_infringement_by/ (Currynrice9728)
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Anal plugs are escape valves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gusqu5/anal_plugs_are_escape_valves/ (Saazkwat)
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Yagami is "I'm a gay" backwards

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guspv3/yagami_is_im_a_gay_backwards/ (yagami_raito23)
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A lot of people wouldn’t be protesting if they had to go to work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gusol8/a_lot_of_people_wouldnt_be_protesting_if_they_had/ (Hash_Tagz)
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When you ask the question: "Can you lie?" Both liar and honest people will answer with no.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gusoau/when_you_ask_the_question_can_you_lie_both_liar/ (PiggerGamer)
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Crabs probably think humans move sideways

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guso77/crabs_probably_think_humans_move_sideways/ (Anish23000)
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Couples who have 2 or less kids are helping fight overpopulation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gusncv/couples_who_have_2_or_less_kids_are_helping_fight/ (kakayurawr)
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A lot of people wouldn’t be out protesting if they were told to go back to work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gusmqb/a_lot_of_people_wouldnt_be_out_protesting_if_they/ ([deleted])
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People who can't swim are much less likely to drown

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guslqy/people_who_cant_swim_are_much_less_likely_to_drown/ (Ned_Wells)
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Everything is a poison, it's just the amount that matters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gusjwk/everything_is_a_poison_its_just_the_amount_that/ (PxoSquad)
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A friend with chicken pot pie becomes a much better friend when you add commas

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gusjjn/a_friend_with_chicken_pot_pie_becomes_a_much/ (marchillo)
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'Mobile homes' never move, while Recreational vehicles (RVs) are actually homes on wheels.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gushuq/mobile_homes_never_move_while_recreational/ (43rd_username)
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Frosty The Snowman must find it horrific that people can order a Frosty at Wendy’s and then walk away holding a small cup.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gushem/frosty_the_snowman_must_find_it_horrific_that/ (The_Tell_Tale_Heart)
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When lost, it's somehow very helpful to turn the car radio down when getting re-oriented.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gusfon/when_lost_its_somehow_very_helpful_to_turn_the/ (Dylanphile)
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unicorns may have existed, but their horns evaporated into dust like magical things do in the movies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guses5/unicorns_may_have_existed_but_their_horns/ (Snuggly-Muffin)
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Our funny bone is a lot like the tiny exhaust port that was used to destroy the Death Star- it’s so small and we hit it out of nowhere, then our entire nervous system just gets demolished.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guse32/our_funny_bone_is_a_lot_like_the_tiny_exhaust/ (GrubbyNelson)
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Science and magic not so different

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gusdwe/science_and_magic_not_so_different/ (Rayleigh96)
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If you have a wish list and you buy things from it, you are effectively a genie granting your own wishes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gusduo/if_you_have_a_wish_list_and_you_buy_things_from/ (joeChump)
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Your body can turn it’s visual off but not it’s audio.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gusdj7/your_body_can_turn_its_visual_off_but_not_its/ (--just-a-bug--)
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'New Moon' is a phonetic palindrome. Noo-m-oon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gusbld/new_moon_is_a_phonetic_palindrome_noomoon/ (melt_together)
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Those partygoers at the Lake of the Ozarks probably had the right idea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gusaiy/those_partygoers_at_the_lake_of_the_ozarks/ (DonGMacShlong)
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Employers want job candidates to write a full cover letter, yet few even send rejection emails.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gusacu/employers_want_job_candidates_to_write_a_full/ (VT_Forever)
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"An interesting title" is maybe the most common title, making it the most boring title and in a way, interesting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gusa5c/an_interesting_title_is_maybe_the_most_common/ (Ilu_boi)
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Somebody out there actually deserves their world’s greatest Dad mug.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gus9jj/somebody_out_there_actually_deserves_their_worlds/ (Skinsarelli)
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Calling someone a scaredy cat is the child friendly way of calling them a pussy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gus4q0/calling_someone_a_scaredy_cat_is_the_child/ (dankpenguin69)
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Riches and fame are the epitome of a veiled threat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gury0u/riches_and_fame_are_the_epitome_of_a_veiled_threat/ (PlubbPlant)
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Someone must be playing jumanji

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gurwvk/someone_must_be_playing_jumanji/ (martcapt)
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We could've seen something very disturbing and later brainwashed by a Neuralyzer like MIB

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gurwqz/we_couldve_seen_something_very_disturbing_and/ (XxIronTrooper984xX)
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Interesting week for the Bureau of Land Management.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gurv74/interesting_week_for_the_bureau_of_land_management/ (Killentyme55)
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Smartphone cameras tell more truth than the law.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guruw6/smartphone_cameras_tell_more_truth_than_the_law/ (Cisqoe)
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When you play music at the gym, you’re basically setting the audio for your training montage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guruth/when_you_play_music_at_the_gym_youre_basically/ (TheSlySpy1)
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There are those who make history and then there are those who witness it. Most witness it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gurufc/there_are_those_who_make_history_and_then_there/ (Shimmitar)
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Ben 10 would make a amazing anime

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gurtrw/ben_10_would_make_a_amazing_anime/ (Matikooo)
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Houses represent how many people live in certain location, just like a real life 3D bar graph.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gurten/houses_represent_how_many_people_live_in_certain/ (spacePARTICLE)
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Those who were playing chess in the middle ages are the OG gamers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gurqv5/those_who_were_playing_chess_in_the_middle_ages/ (SuccMyEgg69)
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Kindness, Caring, Empathy, and Sympathy have all become extraordinary traits of humanity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gurqb8/kindness_caring_empathy_and_sympathy_have_all/ (LimeGreenHappiness)
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Chauvin is short for Chauvinist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gurqal/chauvin_is_short_for_chauvinist/ (ExpressiveAnalGland)
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We use the word "pig" to insult police, but it's insulting to pigs to compare them to police.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gurpxi/we_use_the_word_pig_to_insult_police_but_its/ (dthlee)
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If the sky actually could fall, it would get more and more dense as it fell.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gurpoq/if_the_sky_actually_could_fall_it_would_get_more/ (Jimmy_Slim)
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Telekinesis is the ultimate power depending on the extent it goes to

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gurp65/telekinesis_is_the_ultimate_power_depending_on/ (MakutaC)
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People who are good at spy on tf2 would probably be good at playing murder mystery 2 on roblox

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gurp31/people_who_are_good_at_spy_on_tf2_would_probably/ (KWAKUDATSU)
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White wine is yellow

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gurojr/white_wine_is_yellow/ (D3ltaforc3)
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Laser pointers are the sniper rifles of the flashlight world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gurnr5/laser_pointers_are_the_sniper_rifles_of_the/ (MegaMaster89)
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friendly reminders are usually not friendly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gurnll/friendly_reminders_are_usually_not_friendly/ (itsPXZEL)
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Saying someone is butt ass naked is redundant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gurndv/saying_someone_is_butt_ass_naked_is_redundant/ (wackrap)
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Races don’t exist if we all are descendants of the same Homo sapien.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gurnah/races_dont_exist_if_we_all_are_descendants_of_the/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Maybe Simpson’s don’t predict the future. Maybe some people secretly try to recreate Simpson’s scenarios real life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gurmbk/maybe_simpsons_dont_predict_the_future_maybe_some/ (usernamenotfound701)
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Smartphone cameras are a blessing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gurmav/smartphone_cameras_are_a_blessing/ ([deleted])
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You have most likely encountered countless situations that were incredibly unlikely but have never noticed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gurltz/you_have_most_likely_encountered_countless/ (Radyschen)
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The number of people who have pooped gold is more than 0

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gurlsx/the_number_of_people_who_have_pooped_gold_is_more/ (Big_old_Bulldog)
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If you look at something and imagine licking it, you will automatically know how it feels like

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gurlj5/if_you_look_at_something_and_imagine_licking_it/ (ClaratinAddict)
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Lotion bottles with pumps wouldn't work too well in space since the fluid wouldn't sink to the bottom when you use it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gurl3b/lotion_bottles_with_pumps_wouldnt_work_too_well/ (DuhstPlays)
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A piece of paper has 6 sides

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gurkxg/a_piece_of_paper_has_6_sides/ ([deleted])
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Gays are technically fucking assholes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guriqs/gays_are_technically_fucking_assholes/ (TrollPokes)
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Every human on earth has shit themselves before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guri02/every_human_on_earth_has_shit_themselves_before/ (cracksniffer666)
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Beautiful people generally get away with things more than ugly people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gurhv7/beautiful_people_generally_get_away_with_things/ (Br3tt96)
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Saying you don't give a fuck shows that you do give enough of a fuck to express that you don't give a fuck thus meaning you do give a fuck

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gura4m/saying_you_dont_give_a_fuck_shows_that_you_do/ ([deleted])
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You will never occupy the same spatial coordinates ever again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gur6zc/you_will_never_occupy_the_same_spatial/ (Uno_of_Ohio)
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Hottest flame not necessarily the most energetic flame given both are of same intesity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gur5o5/hottest_flame_not_necessarily_the_most_energetic/ (neelothpal-vipparla)
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JK Rowling gave more evidence in the books to the idea that Dumbledore's brother fucked goats than to Dumbledore being gay

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gur4tc/jk_rowling_gave_more_evidence_in_the_books_to_the/ (thisshouldbevalid)
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Soup was named after the sound you make when slurping it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gur4cp/soup_was_named_after_the_sound_you_make_when/ (PhillipJGuy)
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With crawfish, all you do is eat its ass and suck the top

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gur2uc/with_crawfish_all_you_do_is_eat_its_ass_and_suck/ (theDouph)
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Maybe the reason Michael Jordan was live-action in Space Jam is because black guys in Looney Tunes shorts were drawn problematically.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gur2fl/maybe_the_reason_michael_jordan_was_liveaction_in/ (Animeking1108)
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You’ve probably haven’t shit yourself in a while but you’ve cut it close MANY times.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gur1rq/youve_probably_havent_shit_yourself_in_a_while/ (ShortSwords69)
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Sum 41 is still waiting for the world to stop hating

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gur03v/sum_41_is_still_waiting_for_the_world_to_stop/ (wrathofcakes)
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You can't avoid reading a text.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guqzia/you_cant_avoid_reading_a_text/ (gaboalbert)
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If cats show affection by pointing their butts at us they probably are put out when we don't do the same to them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guqzdx/if_cats_show_affection_by_pointing_their_butts_at/ (cugamer)
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If mosquito bites didn’t itch then we wouldn’t hate mosquitos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guqyu3/if_mosquito_bites_didnt_itch_then_we_wouldnt_hate/ (flaminggoo)
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If a chicken is considered a dinosaur, imagine all the good dinosaur meat we're missing out on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guqx2q/if_a_chicken_is_considered_a_dinosaur_imagine_all/ (TheEpicCaptain)
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The slower the clap, the less someone liked something

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guqvr2/the_slower_the_clap_the_less_someone_liked/ (HiIamChloe)
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Fighting fire with fuel will only make it more volatile

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guqvjw/fighting_fire_with_fuel_will_only_make_it_more/ (rocksofiron)
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Buttered rice and peas are delicious

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guquei/buttered_rice_and_peas_are_delicious/ (EvilSoap420)
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Everyone is 1 in 8 billion

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guqu5c/everyone_is_1_in_8_billion/ (60TP)
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Taking a knee to protest police kneeling on people's necks is really shitty irony

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guqt24/taking_a_knee_to_protest_police_kneeling_on/ (aimlessdrivel)
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Growing up and becoming socially aware is watching old Looney Tunes and realizing how offensive some of them are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guqrox/growing_up_and_becoming_socially_aware_is/ (Dent15)
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Your teeth have never touched the roof of your mouth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guqrnr/your_teeth_have_never_touched_the_roof_of_your/ (khajiit-khakis)
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When thinking of a duo, we think about two contrasting things. When thinking of a trio, we think about three identical copies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guqrio/when_thinking_of_a_duo_we_think_about_two/ (davidlu9000)
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The origin story of Aang (From Avatar) and Po (From Kung Fu Panda) are the same. An evil king that wishes to be an emperor asks a prophet what will happen in the future. The king using the information wipes out everyone in that species/group.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guqqyz/the_origin_story_of_aang_from_avatar_and_po_from/ (leaping_priest)
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In general, the higher you are standing, the faster you are moving

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guqqim/in_general_the_higher_you_are_standing_the_faster/ (moralTortilla)
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Races don’t exist, humans do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guqq7w/races_dont_exist_humans_do/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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If you fall off of Cloud City (Planet In Star Wars), you'd end up going back up or fall out of the atmosphere

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guqpht/if_you_fall_off_of_cloud_city_planet_in_star_wars/ (ElDoggothegreat)
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People are given salaries because they aren’t responsible enough to manage a yearly lump sum.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guqoqa/people_are_given_salaries_because_they_arent/ (imnotevenonhere)
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When a person is looking at the stars, they are actually looking at what was there hundreds of years ago.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guqohk/when_a_person_is_looking_at_the_stars_they_are/ (InevitableBobcat)
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We really went from one “I can’t breathe” situation to another.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guqnu8/we_really_went_from_one_i_cant_breathe_situation/ (TheRealOne523)
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Race is a miserable white lie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guqntm/race_is_a_miserable_white_lie/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Everyone has a transparent mustache because we all have tiny hairs all over out body

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guqn4f/everyone_has_a_transparent_mustache_because_we/ (mat_is_trash)
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The most amusing thing as a kid was to find an actor alive after he/she died in another movie you watched

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guqllu/the_most_amusing_thing_as_a_kid_was_to_find_an/ (Artisticspawm)
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Tree roots are the spider webs of dirt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guqk8j/tree_roots_are_the_spider_webs_of_dirt/ (ehosick)
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Since the age of the universe is around 13.8 billion years, and the total amount of people who have ever lived is around 108 billion, the average number of humans born every year in the history of the universe is almost 8.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guqk36/since_the_age_of_the_universe_is_around_138/ (TheAllmightyRoblox)
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When you are looking at the stars, you are actually looking thousands of years into the past.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guqjqa/when_you_are_looking_at_the_stars_you_are/ ([deleted])
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The good comments are worth enduring the bad ones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guqj0h/the_good_comments_are_worth_enduring_the_bad_ones/ (rnielsen776)
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If you can think of a good metaphor to explain an idea, you're a great teacher.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guqi7a/if_you_can_think_of_a_good_metaphor_to_explain_an/ (futuregoggles)
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Chauvinist just got an entirely new meaning...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guqi4z/chauvinist_just_got_an_entirely_new_meaning/ ([deleted])
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Every taste is an acquired taste

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guqhju/every_taste_is_an_acquired_taste/ (chamanchutneybahar)
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Trees made movable life possible

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guqhdx/trees_made_movable_life_possible/ (Noob_FC)
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Those videos with "Wait for it" caption spoils the surprise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guqh03/those_videos_with_wait_for_it_caption_spoils_the/ (CommentDebate)
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We’d have to reset our passwords much less frequently if they told us the password requirements at the logon page and not the password reset screen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guqg47/wed_have_to_reset_our_passwords_much_less/ (YungTabernacle)
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Looting by big business and corporations are A-OK, but when citizens do it, it's a sin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guqdnv/looting_by_big_business_and_corporations_are_aok/ (Sonrelight)
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An avocado cut in half has two pits.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guqchu/an_avocado_cut_in_half_has_two_pits/ (iLoveMLEz)
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The brown note is real we just haven’t invented the instrument to play it on yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guqbq6/the_brown_note_is_real_we_just_havent_invented/ (HeliumMoth)
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People who communicate almost exclusively with sign language, might just be the most consistent, clearest and best body language actors to exist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guq93b/people_who_communicate_almost_exclusively_with/ (Andrianarinivo)
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A version of you probably exists in lots of movies and TV shows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guq8f9/a_version_of_you_probably_exists_in_lots_of/ (Physicsboy2018)
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Mandatory curfew is a way of telling us, you want to act like a child we'll treat you like one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guq3vc/mandatory_curfew_is_a_way_of_telling_us_you_want/ (caringtoshares)
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Usernames can be misleading

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guq3uo/usernames_can_be_misleading/ ([deleted])
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In Sim City if you didn’t build entertainment (parks, sports stadiums, etc...) your sims would riot and burn the city down

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guq25p/in_sim_city_if_you_didnt_build_entertainment/ (annooyyeedd)
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We never really eat an ice lolly. We always drink it after it has melted in our mouth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gupwnj/we_never_really_eat_an_ice_lolly_we_always_drink/ ([deleted])
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Board games have become critically endangered

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gupvy7/board_games_have_become_critically_endangered/ ([deleted])
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The worse the world is, the better punk music is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gupujx/the_worse_the_world_is_the_better_punk_music_is/ (tyROCKER417)
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You know you lived a good life if you were considered assassinated instead of murdered.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gupuib/you_know_you_lived_a_good_life_if_you_were/ (ItsmeBrawlyTree)
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We're never really cleaning. We're making something else dirty

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guptqz/were_never_really_cleaning_were_making_something/ ([deleted])
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Because of butterfly effect, you have probably contributed to someone's death already

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gupp92/because_of_butterfly_effect_you_have_probably/ (pirobinha)
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In the far future countries will most likely claim planets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gupn76/in_the_far_future_countries_will_most_likely/ (Captain_PizzaBoii)
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If Rules of Engagement Exist for the Military then.....

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guplqg/if_rules_of_engagement_exist_for_the_military_then/ (l2evamped)
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Maybe people stockpiled toilette paper for the Heavy Shitstorm that we are all weathering. Reopening was the eye of the storm. Hunker down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gupli5/maybe_people_stockpiled_toilette_paper_for_the/ (holymolybreath)
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It is weird we can't breathe water, considering 1/3 of the water is the only thing we can breathe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gupk0u/it_is_weird_we_cant_breathe_water_considering_13/ (Doodle_Dragon)
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A lot of kids are going to grow up to have a surgical/face mask fetish.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guph9n/a_lot_of_kids_are_going_to_grow_up_to_have_a/ (bapaksadio)
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Movies from 2008-10 seem like they released yesterday, until someone in the movie takes out a mobile phone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gupfe4/movies_from_200810_seem_like_they_released/ (vader_chacha)
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If police uniforms have giant badge numbers on their uniforms, police officers are easier to identify and hold accountable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gupeqi/if_police_uniforms_have_giant_badge_numbers_on/ (Column_A_Column_B)
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Maybe Elon was onto something when he decided trucks needed to be bulletproof

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gupehm/maybe_elon_was_onto_something_when_he_decided/ (tony971)
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The word Propaganda can be Propaganda.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gupd7h/the_word_propaganda_can_be_propaganda/ (TheVaticanPimp)
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The entire Air Nation could have been restored if Avatar Aang became a prostitute

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gup8t0/the_entire_air_nation_could_have_been_restored_if/ (firey_piranha)
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Apple are the designer clothes of computers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gup799/apple_are_the_designer_clothes_of_computers/ (trilloctopus_)
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"General Studies" is for people who were pressured into going to college but don't know what they plan on doing. "Undecided" is for people there for the parties.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gup6gc/general_studies_is_for_people_who_were_pressured/ (Mutant_Llama1)
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Money is the father of dicks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gup5hk/money_is_the_father_of_dicks/ ([deleted])
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The more generic the compliment, the more likely it is to be used as an insult.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gup44y/the_more_generic_the_compliment_the_more_likely/ (FallacyDog)
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"Understandable have a nice day/night" can be used as a response for almost every argument.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gup1na/understandable_have_a_nice_daynight_can_be_used/ (BigGoose420)
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People have had to taste a lot of different rocks for all the types of salt we have.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gup1lf/people_have_had_to_taste_a_lot_of_different_rocks/ (Ju5t_50m3_Guy)
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Motivational songs have saved more lives with their inspiring lyrics then those suicidal helpline

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guozk4/motivational_songs_have_saved_more_lives_with/ (flash23_23)
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Fearing that others want to hurt you, facing confrontation daily, being targeted for what you are wearing, and being hated even when you have good intentions makes blue and black too similar to not find trust and respect for the other side.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guoyyv/fearing_that_others_want_to_hurt_you_facing/ (MoonCato)
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If you ever wanted to know your future ,go look in the mirror

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guoyu3/if_you_ever_wanted_to_know_your_future_go_look_in/ (Seedpound)
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Didn't hear "Coca" in a long while...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guoxew/didnt_hear_coca_in_a_long_while/ (someone_1231)
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If we discover magic, we'd probably find out how it works and it'd just become science.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guox4h/if_we_discover_magic_wed_probably_find_out_how_it/ (Darkmaster666666)
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In most films, ghosts are bad guys and people who try to save others from death are the good guys. In Star Wars, it's the opposite.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guovb0/in_most_films_ghosts_are_bad_guys_and_people_who/ (LDLV1986)
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The buildings will come back, the lives will not. Unity is their worst nightmare

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guosj7/the_buildings_will_come_back_the_lives_will_not/ (Traplordpookie)
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Garbage collectors are probably the only people that are happy when their nose gets stuffy and they can’t smell anything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guorn0/garbage_collectors_are_probably_the_only_people/ (Nickbarkdog)
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All 3D games are actually 2D

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guooec/all_3d_games_are_actually_2d/ (soviet_union_itself)
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The movie contagion was really spot on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guonmr/the_movie_contagion_was_really_spot_on/ (gentlecrusher)
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Star Wars: A New Hope is about a peasant who rescues a princess and slays the dragon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guom1z/star_wars_a_new_hope_is_about_a_peasant_who/ (Legobrick1000)
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Consequences are only applicable to the middle and lower classes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guol81/consequences_are_only_applicable_to_the_middle/ (KifDawg)
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When we refer to something as a fraction of something else we are attempting to show a big gap but in reality a fraction of something could still be the majority of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guoit9/when_we_refer_to_something_as_a_fraction_of/ (sbranding)
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We talk all day but when a dog barks we tell them to be quiet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guois2/we_talk_all_day_but_when_a_dog_barks_we_tell_them/ (-Micheal-Scott-)
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The T-Rex game will never be played in a livestream.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guoi6q/the_trex_game_will_never_be_played_in_a_livestream/ (gundulagause_fanboii)
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It's kind of curious how a bunch of languages managed to keep the same characters but still be totally different.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guohjl/its_kind_of_curious_how_a_bunch_of_languages/ (ara_bella_)
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Blind people must have great difficulty communicating with deaf people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guogxe/blind_people_must_have_great_difficulty/ (YaBoiOheb)
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When a word is used incorrectly often enough by enough people, the incorrect version becomes correct.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guocig/when_a_word_is_used_incorrectly_often_enough_by/ (darthva)
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Cartoons have saved the world. Cartoons will save the world again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guoc9j/cartoons_have_saved_the_world_cartoons_will_save/ (Hahabeam2)
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Humans claim to be the most advanced species but yet other animals have learned to coexist with many other species.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guobnz/humans_claim_to_be_the_most_advanced_species_but/ (Da-Boss-111-Youtube)
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Every question is a "Fill in the blanks" question.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guoame/every_question_is_a_fill_in_the_blanks_question/ (Prest0n1204)
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When fuck becomes an outdated swear word you'll probably hear it in a kids movie to show how out of touch with the younger generations a character is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guo9ss/when_fuck_becomes_an_outdated_swear_word_youll/ (Jonseon)
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You could build a 2000 sq. ft. kitchen and it would still only have space for one person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guo9g6/you_could_build_a_2000_sq_ft_kitchen_and_it_would/ (lighthousesandwich)
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Penguins have better social skills then many humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guo9fp/penguins_have_better_social_skills_then_many/ (Da-Boss-111-Youtube)
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Most car owners have never sat in the backseat of their own car.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guo6pi/most_car_owners_have_never_sat_in_the_backseat_of/ (enriched-meatloaf)
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Having poor sexual stamina was probably an evolutionary advantage for humans and probably still is for most animals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guo6gi/having_poor_sexual_stamina_was_probably_an/ (Jasonhaxord)
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The voice in your head can be negative while you're trying to positive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guo5m6/the_voice_in_your_head_can_be_negative_while/ ([deleted])
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Life is as weird as watching a movie without a soundtrack.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guo4mo/life_is_as_weird_as_watching_a_movie_without_a/ (izakotim)
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Very few questions cannot be answered with "Google it"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guo3wb/very_few_questions_cannot_be_answered_with_google/ (VT_Forever)
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A phone that’s turned off is a better mirror in comparison to using the camera.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guo3g6/a_phone_thats_turned_off_is_a_better_mirror_in/ (dankstarfish)
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Some fail videos wouldn't be as popular as they are if they had the person succeeded in what he was going to do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guo302/some_fail_videos_wouldnt_be_as_popular_as_they/ (00Vishal007)
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When we think of eggs we think of white eggs but when we want them we eat the brown ones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guo2si/when_we_think_of_eggs_we_think_of_white_eggs_but/ (imstupid420)
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When we develop more advanced televisions, humans are bestowed more responsibility of not losing the remote.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guo2i6/when_we_develop_more_advanced_televisions_humans/ (8bit95)
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Cartoons do a disservice to children by making all of the villains seem incompetent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guo21y/cartoons_do_a_disservice_to_children_by_making/ (KefkaZ)
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The first Mirror was made in 1835

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guo1pq/the_first_mirror_was_made_in_1835/ (SQUeaKyBUmTHyMe)
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We are in that portion of history which kids are excited to read about.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gunyzt/we_are_in_that_portion_of_history_which_kids_are/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Duck cosplay may be the single most awesome searches in the history of image search phrases

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gunyl8/duck_cosplay_may_be_the_single_most_awesome/ (CCCmonster)
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Future history teachers are going to have their work cut out for them. Attempting to teach kids to shift through fake news and not believe everything they see online.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guny6y/future_history_teachers_are_going_to_have_their/ (Ichor301)
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We're halfway through a pretty fucked up year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gunx84/were_halfway_through_a_pretty_fucked_up_year/ ([deleted])
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Target seems to be getting targeted a lot recently

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gunx5j/target_seems_to_be_getting_targeted_a_lot_recently/ (Devils_Advocate1357)
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Drakes are male ducks. Joey played a character named Dr. Drake Ramoray. Joey's character was a quack.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gunwhu/drakes_are_male_ducks_joey_played_a_character/ (moodRubicund)
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Color is what photons feel like on your eyes, and blind people just have less ticklish eyes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gunvcm/color_is_what_photons_feel_like_on_your_eyes_and/ (raphaelm1)
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There are 60 minutes in a hour, but we never see the 60th minute.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gunu37/there_are_60_minutes_in_a_hour_but_we_never_see/ (IgnitedFazbear)
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The crewed SpaceX launch was the first step toward Planet Express becoming reality

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gunpxu/the_crewed_spacex_launch_was_the_first_step/ (JonSolo1)
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If you jerk off when you are not horny, you are raping yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gunp6p/if_you_jerk_off_when_you_are_not_horny_you_are/ ([deleted])
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Driving recklessly during the protests with red paint on your car is a better idea than with white paint.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gunov0/driving_recklessly_during_the_protests_with_red/ (THEFATTESTBATMAN)
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Playboy magazines were more modest than Instagram is now.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gunnzq/playboy_magazines_were_more_modest_than_instagram/ ([deleted])
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While 'dad joke' is a pun for 'bad joke', a 'mom joke' is a 'bomb joke'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gunmg6/while_dad_joke_is_a_pun_for_bad_joke_a_mom_joke/ (MarletFisher)
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the only point of microsoft edge is to download chrome

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gunlag/the_only_point_of_microsoft_edge_is_to_download/ (chetmomento)
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Future movies just got a lot of good footage for those quick riot cut scenes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gunki7/future_movies_just_got_a_lot_of_good_footage_for/ (SwimmerNos)
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Kids in a rated R movie would probably be disappointed on opening night.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gunjic/kids_in_a_rated_r_movie_would_probably_be/ (BiggestForts)
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The further you go to one extremity of the age spectrum, the more bad driving stereotypes you find.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guniei/the_further_you_go_to_one_extremity_of_the_age/ (Chexreflect)
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Life is a paradox that exists solely to disprove itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gunibk/life_is_a_paradox_that_exists_solely_to_disprove/ (mallolike)
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If you are the biggest loser in the world you are no longer the biggest loser in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gunhi9/if_you_are_the_biggest_loser_in_the_world_you_are/ (Aunray123)
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When we order at regular or fancy restaurants, the first thing we order is the drink, but at fast food restaurants the drink is normally the last thing ordered.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gunhbv/when_we_order_at_regular_or_fancy_restaurants_the/ (OriginalName30)
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We probably found way more dino bones as we think but we just made story's of dragons or other creatures

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gunh0u/we_probably_found_way_more_dino_bones_as_we_think/ (dylano_1705)
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The astronauts probably made the right choice getting off the planet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gungxb/the_astronauts_probably_made_the_right_choice/ (Sporkee)
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Homeless people are not allowed to be anywhere during curfew

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gung8q/homeless_people_are_not_allowed_to_be_anywhere/ (LuckyFeathers)
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If your a male then you have a unbroken male line to the first human male.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gundgy/if_your_a_male_then_you_have_a_unbroken_male_line/ (Mach1Padilla)
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The human race is so successful that it is attempting to self destruct

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gunczd/the_human_race_is_so_successful_that_it_is/ (twintowersrubble)
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Nobody can get 1st place in a losers contest

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guncu1/nobody_can_get_1st_place_in_a_losers_contest/ (randomredditor1729)
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11% of the population makes up for 50% of violent crime

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guncnf/11_of_the_population_makes_up_for_50_of_violent/ (UnknownNote)
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In Inception when Cobb and Mal spent ~50 years dreaming, they must’ve had sex lots of times. When Cobb woke up he must’ve had 50 years worth of wet dreams in his pants.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guncfc/in_inception_when_cobb_and_mal_spent_50_years/ (carlton_sand)
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Wells Fargo lied to its customers, robbed them blind and got slapped on the wrist - George Floyd smothered and killed over $20.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gunbst/wells_fargo_lied_to_its_customers_robbed_them/ (one-punch-knockout)
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It’s amazing how often we must remind ourselves and our brains that we are in fact on the same team!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gunarx/its_amazing_how_often_we_must_remind_ourselves/ (AcceptableCycle8)
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Since nothing can move faster than the speed of light, you cannot see the back of your head using only one mirror.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gun3zh/since_nothing_can_move_faster_than_the_speed_of/ (behnamoh)
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If Musk ever decided to turn into a Supervillain he really has the Tech to royally fuck things up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gun34y/if_musk_ever_decided_to_turn_into_a_supervillain/ (moneybot13)
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Every day, no matter what, it starts off dark

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gun2tl/every_day_no_matter_what_it_starts_off_dark/ (Crabby8889)
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laxatives are scheduled diarrheas

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gun1wp/laxatives_are_scheduled_diarrheas/ (WrenchFriessAlt)
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The expression "hindsight is 20/20" will probably go out of fashion

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gun1i7/the_expression_hindsight_is_2020_will_probably_go/ (The-Wing-Man)
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The next season of South Park is going to be amazing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gumxhc/the_next_season_of_south_park_is_going_to_be/ (Frankensteezie)
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Our idea of cooties is the original germaphobia

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gumwqr/our_idea_of_cooties_is_the_original_germaphobia/ (Cantstandit6)
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Fashionable eyepatches are going to be a big thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gumwkg/fashionable_eyepatches_are_going_to_be_a_big_thing/ (Iwouldfucklolabunny)
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The smartphone has become the single biggest form of accountability for the police force.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gumwji/the_smartphone_has_become_the_single_biggest_form/ (the_random_korean)
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Two nymphomaniacs in a relationship would not notice any problems about them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gumthq/two_nymphomaniacs_in_a_relationship_would_not/ (FunnyAfro)
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The "H" on a helipad is for the helicopters to align themselves properly on the ground

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gumt4r/the_h_on_a_helipad_is_for_the_helicopters_to/ (Morty_Im_A_Pickle)
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According to the string theorists, we live in an instrument.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gumszz/according_to_the_string_theorists_we_live_in_an/ (CapsulesLeaderKaneda)
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Doing something isn't as easy as it looks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gumscc/doing_something_isnt_as_easy_as_it_looks/ (lions-n-tigers)
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If mematic changed the location of their watermark, it would fuck with a lot of people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gumrso/if_mematic_changed_the_location_of_their/ (Archit299792458)
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If you don't believe in free will, then you believe in destiny.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gumrk3/if_you_dont_believe_in_free_will_then_you_believe/ (FourtyTwoBlades)
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Every person you date will be eventually be your Ex except 1 person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gumqrx/every_person_you_date_will_be_eventually_be_your/ (LordJayUniverse)
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Wolverine and Deadpool technically could never get circumcised

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gumpjt/wolverine_and_deadpool_technically_could_never/ (Blacksteel1492)
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If we reincarnate as the animal we killed we can prevent over population and save some species from extinct.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gumntb/if_we_reincarnate_as_the_animal_we_killed_we_can/ (mroowa)
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Somewhere right now, a cat is being an asshole.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gumn5k/somewhere_right_now_a_cat_is_being_an_asshole/ (Ibeenjamin)
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You can imagine a completely random person and may not think that person exist, but chances are high that person you imagined may actually exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gummr4/you_can_imagine_a_completely_random_person_and/ (rumple4skln69)
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Jokes are risky because if you laugh both parties are happy but if you don’t, one of you is lame.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gummhe/jokes_are_risky_because_if_you_laugh_both_parties/ (the_random_korean)
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If pinocchio had told people that when he tells a truth his nose grow that would have been more dangerous than nuclear bomb

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gumm6g/if_pinocchio_had_told_people_that_when_he_tells_a/ (theuntamed000)
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Nuclear weapons in a way are chemical weapons too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gumljc/nuclear_weapons_in_a_way_are_chemical_weapons_too/ (Allcapino)
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Has anyone realized that the protests in Orange is the new black started the same way

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gumke7/has_anyone_realized_that_the_protests_in_orange/ (bottomlessblackvoid)
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Every person on earth has some information that no one else knows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gumjyy/every_person_on_earth_has_some_information_that/ (LordJayUniverse)
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Everyone on earth knows something that you don't

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gumitj/everyone_on_earth_knows_something_that_you_dont/ (LordJayUniverse)
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Truman eventually figures out he's in a show, but still doesn't know he's in a movie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gumh4c/truman_eventually_figures_out_hes_in_a_show_but/ (Rodrigo702)
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Elsa from Indiana Jones an the last crusade could totally be siswet19's mom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gumg8o/elsa_from_indiana_jones_an_the_last_crusade_could/ (kurwadupek)
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If you have a dream with Rick Astley singing Never Gonna Give You Up, you rickrolled yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gumedu/if_you_have_a_dream_with_rick_astley_singing/ (Sr_Bulacha_HSB)
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The shops that didn't get looted will be worse off in the long run...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gumd0l/the_shops_that_didnt_get_looted_will_be_worse_off/ (somethingendearing)
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If cars has speed detection built in and a system to stop the vehicle going over that limit no one would ever have a speeding related accident again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gum9ir/if_cars_has_speed_detection_built_in_and_a_system/ (pmayall)
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Gordon Ramsay’s dog probably eats better food than most of us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gum933/gordon_ramsays_dog_probably_eats_better_food_than/ (minecraft-sheep)
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Popsicle sticks are used more for any other purpose then actually holding popsicles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gum769/popsicle_sticks_are_used_more_for_any_other/ (DankTandon)
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If a Pregnant woman swims the baby is technically inside a submarine

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gum72v/if_a_pregnant_woman_swims_the_baby_is_technically/ (LordJayUniverse)
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After enough years of saying 2016 sucked, 2017 sucked, 2018 sucked, and so on, it’s starting to look like maybe things just suck.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gum460/after_enough_years_of_saying_2016_sucked_2017/ (BreatheMyStink)
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It's okay for you to not like something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gum2n1/its_okay_for_you_to_not_like_something/ (lions-n-tigers)
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A refrigerator in Antarctica would heat up your food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gum2mi/a_refrigerator_in_antarctica_would_heat_up_your/ (Spyknight42)
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Everyone of us have at least once ran out of your room at light speed after switching off the lights.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gum10i/everyone_of_us_have_at_least_once_ran_out_of_your/ (Beginnerer)
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Piracy is the closest thing to ethical consumption under capitalism

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gum0wp/piracy_is_the_closest_thing_to_ethical/ (momomo_to)
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You want to be remembered dead. The truth is that you actually want to be remembered alive but you have to settle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gum0lg/you_want_to_be_remembered_dead_the_truth_is_that/ (noisepoetry)
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In every country, more women die in child birth than men.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gulzwm/in_every_country_more_women_die_in_child_birth/ (17vicky37)
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Stories are true/fictional events that are STORED in your brain... by story tellers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gulzj5/stories_are_truefictional_events_that_are_stored/ (GeoBunny1945)
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Companies that pay to advertise their own TV show, are paying for ads to make money from ads.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gulz24/companies_that_pay_to_advertise_their_own_tv_show/ (Saul_g0od)
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If we ever colonise planets some new and undiscovered accents would probably come with it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gulyei/if_we_ever_colonise_planets_some_new_and/ (GILLIES_S_S)
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If Earth wasn’t tilted, we’d probably have a different measure of age than years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gulxc6/if_earth_wasnt_tilted_wed_probably_have_a/ (AstroMath)
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You'll never think of something original, because someone will always have thought of it before and/or will think of it after you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gulw38/youll_never_think_of_something_original_because/ (GalactaNodes)
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Dr. Doofenshmirtz has said “Perry the Platypus” many times before, meaning he knows exactly who Perry is, yet decides not to interfere with his life and bring his family into things because he does have morals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gulvve/dr_doofenshmirtz_has_said_perry_the_platypus_many/ (NotJustHere4Memes)
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Nobel's invention of the dynamite created such stigma around chemistry, that a laymen's first association with chemistry is making explosives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guluhm/nobels_invention_of_the_dynamite_created_such/ (pegasBaO23)
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Our lives do not have any lag.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gulrvj/our_lives_do_not_have_any_lag/ ([deleted])
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You can make charcoal from wood and use that to recreate wood. You can make cheese from milk but you cannot use that to recreate milk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gulr28/you_can_make_charcoal_from_wood_and_use_that_to/ (Mister-Seer)
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Ya know what's pretty awesome? We're technologically and socially where we're at because humanity learned how to tame fire, and make then use a wheel. Every thing after that is the same ingenuity, drawing off of cumulative ancestral knowledge. And language!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gulqyk/ya_know_whats_pretty_awesome_were_technologically/ (__don1978__)
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No matter where you are outside. There's always a risk a bird might crap on you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gulpvz/no_matter_where_you_are_outside_theres_always_a/ (karma-enigma)
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Beach sand is mostly broken glass and crushed up homes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gulp5m/beach_sand_is_mostly_broken_glass_and_crushed_up/ (ChefBoyarE)
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Birth of child is a birth of new chapter in the parents life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gulnk4/birth_of_child_is_a_birth_of_new_chapter_in_the/ (theuntamed000)
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U.S. Police have all the firepower of the U.S. Military, yet none of the discipline.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gulm27/us_police_have_all_the_firepower_of_the_us/ (Mondashawan)
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Soundproof walls and rooms sound like a great idea until you get robbed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gulk48/soundproof_walls_and_rooms_sound_like_a_great/ (xTpvi)
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Adding the word "definitely" to a sentence makes it seem more sarcastic than without it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gulju8/adding_the_word_definitely_to_a_sentence_makes_it/ (Submer)
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The less you know about natural sciences, the more magical and fantastic you perceive life and existence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gulicr/the_less_you_know_about_natural_sciences_the_more/ (sinabey)
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If you're outside and fully standing inside a shadow, the sun can't see you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gulhqt/if_youre_outside_and_fully_standing_inside_a/ (Clash_of_PoKe)
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Milk is naturally served lukewarm

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gulhqc/milk_is_naturally_served_lukewarm/ (Goldenstripe5020)
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Prisoners are probably not rushing to have their sentences shortened with everything that's going on with the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gulf9h/prisoners_are_probably_not_rushing_to_have_their/ (MorbidlyThrilled)
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It's amazing to think that throughout the star wars series, not a single jedi used the force for pleasure.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gule5k/its_amazing_to_think_that_throughout_the_star/ (NotAnotherAndy)
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Loud farts are oddly satisfying than silent farts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guldiy/loud_farts_are_oddly_satisfying_than_silent_farts/ (wilsonmathias)
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Smoking/Vaping companies kill their best customers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guldhb/smokingvaping_companies_kill_their_best_customers/ (Aspring15)
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Many people confuse non-fluent people with those with a learning disability and is hard of hearing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guldf0/many_people_confuse_nonfluent_people_with_those/ (ihavethebestmarriage)
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Most of these thoughts aren’t thought in the shower.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gulbkj/most_of_these_thoughts_arent_thought_in_the_shower/ (Big-Main)
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If Dragons existed then Cavalry wouldn't have been nearly as impactful during combat throughout history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gulba4/if_dragons_existed_then_cavalry_wouldnt_have_been/ (X-Warlord)
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Everyone saying MLK wasn’t bold enough seems to be forgetting he was assassinated for what he was doing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gulabf/everyone_saying_mlk_wasnt_bold_enough_seems_to_be/ (Corporeal_form)
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There is probably a parallel dimension where the difference is so miniscule that it doesn't matter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gul88p/there_is_probably_a_parallel_dimension_where_the/ (WifParanoid)
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In Orwell's 1984, everyone would probably just assume that the Thought Police and the Ministry of Truth are the ones responsible for the Mandela Effect

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gul7rb/in_orwells_1984_everyone_would_probably_just/ (Atarashimono)
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Science fiction is the most progressive genre because generally the only race we are is the human race

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gul6tr/science_fiction_is_the_most_progressive_genre/ (DM_me_some_rice)
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Our fingers and toes are nail factories

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gul5ds/our_fingers_and_toes_are_nail_factories/ (trashman851)
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Willy Wonka was extremely irresponsible to take the child he was going to give his factory to up in the sky in the Wonkavator by using a button he claimed he had never tested.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guectg/willy_wonka_was_extremely_irresponsible_to_take/ (DaneTrane22)
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They make sleeveless shirts, but not shirtless sleeves...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gueac1/they_make_sleeveless_shirts_but_not_shirtless/ (ColeTedder)
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In Sailor Moon, Mercury is water, and Mars is fire. Mercury is the closest planet to the sun, and Mars is cold as shit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gueaap/in_sailor_moon_mercury_is_water_and_mars_is_fire/ (yusefdoodie)
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A paper sheet actually have 6 sides and not 2

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gue94o/a_paper_sheet_actually_have_6_sides_and_not_2/ ([deleted])
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The only part of your reflection that you can lick is your tongue

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gue7wc/the_only_part_of_your_reflection_that_you_can/ ([deleted])
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We have no proof that color existed before the first color camera was invented

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gue77q/we_have_no_proof_that_color_existed_before_the/ (jegelston)
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The police have gone full Leroy Jenkins.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gue740/the_police_have_gone_full_leroy_jenkins/ (ilovecosbysweaters)
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We essentially aren’t “safe” from anything unless we escape the whole planet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gue6pw/we_essentially_arent_safe_from_anything_unless_we/ ([deleted])
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It's amazing that we can elicit mental images and concepts to someone else simply by stringing certain noises together.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gue6p5/its_amazing_that_we_can_elicit_mental_images_and/ (srennen)
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who've had something terrible happen to them; and those who still have that to look forward to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gue6ge/there_are_two_kinds_of_people_in_the_world_those/ (Breeze_in_the_Trees)
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muffins spelt backwards is what you do when you take them out of the oven

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gue5g0/muffins_spelt_backwards_is_what_you_do_when_you/ (aus10w)
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Cloud is the opposite of loud.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gue2uj/cloud_is_the_opposite_of_loud/ (scotchy91)
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There are probably more porn parodies of star wars then actual star wars movies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gue0qk/there_are_probably_more_porn_parodies_of_star/ (billcage32)
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Some people complain about being unlucky in life while also failing to acknowledge how lucky they are to be alive in the first place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gue0ec/some_people_complain_about_being_unlucky_in_life/ (luna_verse)
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Weight is relative to a planet's gravity so there will be different conversions of weight if we ever terraform anything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gudzm4/weight_is_relative_to_a_planets_gravity_so_there/ (CarioGod)
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Consider the positive. You are never alone with Schizophrenia.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gudzhm/consider_the_positive_you_are_never_alone_with/ (serverpilot)
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If a trans man or woman had a child they would become a transparent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gudy5g/if_a_trans_man_or_woman_had_a_child_they_would/ (eyegazer444)
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iPhone users think blue messages are from iPhones and green messages are from Android, but all the messages you get are grey. It's actually the messages that *you* send that change color.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gudxsh/iphone_users_think_blue_messages_are_from_iphones/ (slatey)
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In the Toy Story world, Chucky dolls still come to life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gudwb0/in_the_toy_story_world_chucky_dolls_still_come_to/ (DrAwkward404)
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Blind people don't care if they open a bag of chips from the bottom, but for the rest of us it just feels *wrong*.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gudv8q/blind_people_dont_care_if_they_open_a_bag_of/ (Jtegg007)
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There’s probably never been a day wheee someone wasn’t an asshole

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gudu9l/theres_probably_never_been_a_day_wheee_someone/ (hangytangywot)
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If you’re trying to take off socks, it’s harder to take off one sock while both socks are on than it is taking off only one sock that’s on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gudtul/if_youre_trying_to_take_off_socks_its_harder_to/ (JMY17)
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You have no basis to understand others if you don’t understand your self.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guds43/you_have_no_basis_to_understand_others_if_you/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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The economic value of a community directly correlates with bicycle size

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gudreu/the_economic_value_of_a_community_directly/ (rojm)
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A headache might just be our brain telling us we need some sleep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gudr9g/a_headache_might_just_be_our_brain_telling_us_we/ (xXTkillXx)
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Blocking someone is todays way of walking away from a fight

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gudpg2/blocking_someone_is_todays_way_of_walking_away/ (playnothingDOTcom)
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It’s really ironic the fact that Frank Beard is the only member of ZZ Top that doesn’t have a beard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gudopr/its_really_ironic_the_fact_that_frank_beard_is/ (ToxicoTranso)
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Due to evolution, future generations will like healthy foods more.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gudon7/due_to_evolution_future_generations_will_like/ (Lord_Alien)
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Pasta and meat are the only “squishy” foods that go together.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gudmxa/pasta_and_meat_are_the_only_squishy_foods_that_go/ (gingypipi)
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Underwear is cleanest when washed inside out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gudmsq/underwear_is_cleanest_when_washed_inside_out/ (I_Just_A_Guy_)
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Once you get intimate with someone you’ll remember them forever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gudiez/once_you_get_intimate_with_someone_youll_remember/ (knightowl24)
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For people who haven't developed object permanancey yet, the saying "out of sight, out of mind" really rings true.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gudh0t/for_people_who_havent_developed_object/ (Aidan401)
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Funny to think that in all of history, the only notable evolution in weaponry was to change how fast we can send a piece of metal into somebody.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gudh0n/funny_to_think_that_in_all_of_history_the_only/ (Insertusernamehere5)
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mike wazoski doesn't have a anus so the most probable thing is that he shits by his mouth once he has digested the food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gudgtm/mike_wazoski_doesnt_have_a_anus_so_the_most/ (acoollobster)
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An infinite number of universes can be created all within a single number being typed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gudfp6/an_infinite_number_of_universes_can_be_created/ (ComicSansGangster)
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Wool is a tangle of web. So when a wool gets tangled with other wool, it's a tangled web of tangled web.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gudfn2/wool_is_a_tangle_of_web_so_when_a_wool_gets/ (CrestonPlanimates)
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In Mario Galaxy Mario gets hurt touching fire wearing a fire flower but he doesn’t get hurt touching ice wearing a ice flower.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guddr2/in_mario_galaxy_mario_gets_hurt_touching_fire/ (tobymac417)
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As much as we use our phones irl, we barely see them being used as much in any movie or TV show.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gudaxc/as_much_as_we_use_our_phones_irl_we_barely_see/ (wilsonmathias)
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Anyone who supports the second amendment but are angry when they see violent protesting completely missed the point of the second amendment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gudaro/anyone_who_supports_the_second_amendment_but_are/ (TraitorKratos)
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The multiple universes theory gets kinda boring when most of the universes have tiny differences

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gudah4/the_multiple_universes_theory_gets_kinda_boring/ (joaquom_the_wizard)
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Superpowers aren't gone if everyone has one; The bar for a superpower just gets raised.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gud58n/superpowers_arent_gone_if_everyone_has_one_the/ (tankistHistorian)
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When we establish a base on moon, we will have sunrise, sunset, earth rise and earth set.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gud3hf/when_we_establish_a_base_on_moon_we_will_have/ (v_anonymous_)
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The most effective way to peacefully protest against the system? Open your window, pick up your TV, and throw it outside.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gud2h5/the_most_effective_way_to_peacefully_protest/ (vaccinatedabortions)
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Searching for "Dragon Docking" has become much more SFW lately

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gud0x5/searching_for_dragon_docking_has_become_much_more/ (mrsix)
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Incredibly grateful that horses aren’t massive parasitic organisms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gud0gx/incredibly_grateful_that_horses_arent_massive/ (LeftWhale)
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Floods are kind of like Mother Nature sneezes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gucy10/floods_are_kind_of_like_mother_nature_sneezes/ (panicked_potato)
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Young children are always taught that a star is yellow and has a shape of a pentagram when in reality they are hot burning spheres.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gucxoi/young_children_are_always_taught_that_a_star_is/ (Beginnerer)
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Dogs probably think humans are strange when driving cars. They’re just intensely staring out the window and in a strange position with both their arms sticking straight out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gucxkd/dogs_probably_think_humans_are_strange_when/ (doxie_mama17)
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The older Dave Chappelle gets, the more he looks like RuPaul.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gucwpr/the_older_dave_chappelle_gets_the_more_he_looks/ (A_Friend_Indeed93)
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Once you’ve seen the statue at the park and gone hiking or fishing, there’s probably not much else to do in a small town, but at least you’ll never lose thousands of hours of your life to fucking traffic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gucwlm/once_youve_seen_the_statue_at_the_park_and_gone/ (salvorhardin_BE)
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The Titanic's sinking is technically the first distracted texting accident.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gucwlc/the_titanics_sinking_is_technically_the_first/ (foodwang)
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In the Last Airbender, the Firebenders could just be oil benders with a lighter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gucwdq/in_the_last_airbender_the_firebenders_could_just/ (justinmacmahonn)
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Some of y'all didn't get enough ass whooping as children and it shows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gucwag/some_of_yall_didnt_get_enough_ass_whooping_as/ (PreparedForAnalSex)
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Since there's infinite mass in the universe, with sufficiently advanced technology, everybody in the world can have their own planet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gucvrc/since_theres_infinite_mass_in_the_universe_with/ (intelligent_chimp)
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the briefcase from pulp fiction may have contained tarantino's N-word pass

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guctev/the_briefcase_from_pulp_fiction_may_have/ (PeJae)
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Hindsight's 20/20 will have an alternate meaning in the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guctaj/hindsights_2020_will_have_an_alternate_meaning_in/ (lurchdogg)
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Amsterdam could have just been Masterdam spelt wrong and everyone went along with it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guct75/amsterdam_could_have_just_been_masterdam_spelt/ (NexusSlayerZ)
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There are probably people who’ve asked for pancakes at Waffle House.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gucs53/there_are_probably_people_whove_asked_for/ (tanmanw10)
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Fifty percent of people have below average intelligence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gucrxx/fifty_percent_of_people_have_below_average/ (atomic-wizard)
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In the age of social media, it's so much harder to tell who is doing the right things for the right reasons.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gucrew/in_the_age_of_social_media_its_so_much_harder_to/ (jenro1)
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People with more birthdays live longer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gucrem/people_with_more_birthdays_live_longer/ ([deleted])
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The word "Boob" is pretty clever. The "B" looks like a top view of them. The "oo" looks like a front view of them. And the "b" looks like a side view of them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gucr5n/the_word_boob_is_pretty_clever_the_b_looks_like_a/ (qwertysac)
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It's funny how people want flying cars when we have helicopters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gucqyu/its_funny_how_people_want_flying_cars_when_we/ (ElmoOnSteroids)
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Someone may have ate the biggest French fry without knowing it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gucqfi/someone_may_have_ate_the_biggest_french_fry/ (naravianana)
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MP3 player = Music Player 3 Player

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gucokb/mp3_player_music_player_3_player/ (KingAsgoreJr)
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Female bodies literally manufacture consciousness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gucocj/female_bodies_literally_manufacture_consciousness/ (ilovecheeseandcheese)
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Some things make you the weird one in your friend group as a kid, but the sophisticated one as an adult. Like eating snails.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gucljo/some_things_make_you_the_weird_one_in_your_friend/ (salvorhardin_BE)
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If the source of your power is or can be materialized, you are in a precarious situation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gucleg/if_the_source_of_your_power_is_or_can_be/ (loserlonerray)
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Autocorrect can ruin your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gucl5m/autocorrect_can_ruin_your_life/ ([deleted])
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It’s kind of ironic to hand someone a pamphlet about saving the trees

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guckxx/its_kind_of_ironic_to_hand_someone_a_pamphlet/ (KingAsgoreJr)
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The same people that are saying poc people are overreacting are the same people that protested not being able to get a haircut.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gucjvj/the_same_people_that_are_saying_poc_people_are/ (rigsandworks)
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Statistically, you’ve probably walked by a murderer before and haven’t even noticed it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gucj93/statistically_youve_probably_walked_by_a_murderer/ (KingAsgoreJr)
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The quality of a show doesn’t actually improve in the second season, you’re just more familiar with the characters and plot and can appreciate the details of each episode more.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gucj5y/the_quality_of_a_show_doesnt_actually_improve_in/ (Van-Storm)
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Flat earthers are wrongly educated, not uneducated.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gucj4t/flat_earthers_are_wrongly_educated_not_uneducated/ ([deleted])
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Mt Everest is not the tallest mountain, it stands on the shoulders of others

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gucipt/mt_everest_is_not_the_tallest_mountain_it_stands/ (naravianana)
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Individuals with speech impediments are highly underrepresented in films and television.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guchl0/individuals_with_speech_impediments_are_highly/ (hobbitinterrupted)
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Every 2D object we think we see is actually 3D

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gucggx/every_2d_object_we_think_we_see_is_actually_3d/ (NeutralTheFirst)
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To doubt everything you know is the first baby step of free will.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gucftq/to_doubt_everything_you_know_is_the_first_baby/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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If someone organised these rioters into a proper movement, we could real change in our lifetime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gucffm/if_someone_organised_these_rioters_into_a_proper/ (a9249)
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The difference between living in a good neighborhood or a bad one is whether or not your first reaction to a loud bang is a firework or a gunshot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gucep3/the_difference_between_living_in_a_good/ (gbaker1414)
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There is likely more video of the George Floyd protests than of any other event in history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gucctf/there_is_likely_more_video_of_the_george_floyd/ (SneezyAtheist)
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Putting salt on food prepared for you is considered rude to the chef but putting pepper on it is not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gucb0l/putting_salt_on_food_prepared_for_you_is/ (SyckTycket)
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At a Children’s Rock Wall, the only reason why there’s muscular staff is for the heavy kids

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guc9ex/at_a_childrens_rock_wall_the_only_reason_why/ (Tyler_the_hourman)
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Sneezing is the universe's way of force closing the end user during a quick patch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guc944/sneezing_is_the_universes_way_of_force_closing/ ([deleted])
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A dying car is the modern day equivalence of a dying horse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guc8wx/a_dying_car_is_the_modern_day_equivalence_of_a/ ([deleted])
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There's a lot of techniques to sound smart, so it's really difficult to know if something someone told you is true or it just sounded smart enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guc65y/theres_a_lot_of_techniques_to_sound_smart_so_its/ (BeingAcidwithYOU45)
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Wait...isn’t bologna just hotdog pancakes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guc62l/waitisnt_bologna_just_hotdog_pancakes/ (LesPaul3r)
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r/jokes is a really great example of equality since they make jokes and laugh at every continent country and race depending on recent news or events

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guc56f/rjokes_is_a_really_great_example_of_equality/ (that-one-guy420)
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Romeo and Juliet has gotten more relatable as the years went on with biracial couples

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guc4il/romeo_and_juliet_has_gotten_more_relatable_as_the/ (Rob-the-shadows)
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Cops don't need badge numbers they need jersey numbers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guc48q/cops_dont_need_badge_numbers_they_need_jersey/ (mrpark3s)
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If you tell someone a dream as soon as you wake up, they're probably more likely to remember it than you are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guc3um/if_you_tell_someone_a_dream_as_soon_as_you_wake/ (Llamabricks)
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Face masks are letting more than a few people know they need to work on their oral hygiene

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guc320/face_masks_are_letting_more_than_a_few_people/ (Jackbeingbad)
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Rain-X has probably increased in popularity among those who wear face coverings and eyeglasses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guc0py/rainx_has_probably_increased_in_popularity_among/ (RobertGBradley)
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“Old MacDonald HAD a farm.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guc04z/old_macdonald_had_a_farm/ (Zillicon)
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If we could behave as a society, we wouldn’t need cops, but y’all wanna fuck shit up regardless.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gubzh5/if_we_could_behave_as_a_society_we_wouldnt_need/ (MileHighScrub)
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Some people probably only do things on the weekends so they can answer the Monday "how was your weekend" questions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guby7i/some_people_probably_only_do_things_on_the/ (taterzlol)
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It's really upsetting that Joker is associated with revolution and rebellion, not V from V for Vendetta

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gubwje/its_really_upsetting_that_joker_is_associated/ (Japjer)
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We shouldn’t make flying cars because we still haven’t completely mastered normal cars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gubwd6/we_shouldnt_make_flying_cars_because_we_still/ (bigpenguin411)
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The most common Rubix cube configuration is the solved one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gubvml/the_most_common_rubix_cube_configuration_is_the/ (BarneyBrowns)
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Our dreams are limited to the way we see the world from the human perspective.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gubtxm/our_dreams_are_limited_to_the_way_we_see_the/ (whatemup)
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pistachios are the avocados of the nut kingdom

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gubttr/pistachios_are_the_avocados_of_the_nut_kingdom/ (C4slime)
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Fire benders can probably control the suns flames

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gubsrd/fire_benders_can_probably_control_the_suns_flames/ (iamapersonmf)
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both your teeth and your kitchen are not made of antimatter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gubqcw/both_your_teeth_and_your_kitchen_are_not_made_of/ (guitcho)
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Deaf people probably view terrible hand writing as a speech impediment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gubqbp/deaf_people_probably_view_terrible_hand_writing/ (TehAsianator)
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Trees grow their fur in the summer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gubozu/trees_grow_their_fur_in_the_summer/ (cupidvalentino)
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No matter what, even if we do send flat earthers to space, they'll come up with a dumbass excuse

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gubo5l/no_matter_what_even_if_we_do_send_flat_earthers/ (iamapersonmf)
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If humans could fly, it might change traditional wide-screen viewing as the default for cinematography.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gubn5z/if_humans_could_fly_it_might_change_traditional/ (Wetowkinboutpractice)
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Infertillity can't be passed down through genes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gubmoa/infertillity_cant_be_passed_down_through_genes/ (mrcharlesboyle)
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Water benders can technically pee bend since it contains water, directing their apple juice deluxe out of their urethras and splashing it onto their enemies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gubmdz/water_benders_can_technically_pee_bend_since_it/ (work_of_shart96)
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There's always that one guy on a train wearing a trench coat that smells of bees, holding a paper bag containing hentai VHS tapes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gubl8a/theres_always_that_one_guy_on_a_train_wearing_a/ (mrcharlesboyle)
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Drive in movie theaters could have made a real comeback lately

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gubj2s/drive_in_movie_theaters_could_have_made_a_real/ (IH8KICKFLIPS)
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Forcing people to wear mask in public has made more people realize that their breath stinks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gubi1o/forcing_people_to_wear_mask_in_public_has_made/ (Wannabeninjato)
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Businesses finally re-open, just to be burned down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gubgy0/businesses_finally_reopen_just_to_be_burned_down/ ([deleted])
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The ultimate tool connecting people with one another—the Internet—has also proven itself the one dividing them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gubgw6/the_ultimate_tool_connecting_people_with_one/ (nd178)
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Salad never sounds good when you're high

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gubgo6/salad_never_sounds_good_when_youre_high/ (freckles228)
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Journalists covering protests need the same training as journalists covering combat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gubglh/journalists_covering_protests_need_the_same/ (Mike28cc)
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Usually when someone says their own fart smells good it smells terrible

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gubfrr/usually_when_someone_says_their_own_fart_smells/ (TheLastPieceOfPizza)
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The U.S. is closer to the purge than peace....

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gubfkz/the_us_is_closer_to_the_purge_than_peace/ (Araix1)
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We are lucky that our bodies require sleep or else companies would make people work 18-20 hours a day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gubeyh/we_are_lucky_that_our_bodies_require_sleep_or/ (Depock)
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Since there are always millions of microorganisms on your body at all times, there is probably reproduction taking place on your body at all times.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guber9/since_there_are_always_millions_of_microorganisms/ (itsbrainless)
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Your tongue rests on the top of your mouth not the bottom

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gube23/your_tongue_rests_on_the_top_of_your_mouth_not/ (adistantshipsmoke)
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If cats could get the newspaper, they wouldn’t.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gubcmd/if_cats_could_get_the_newspaper_they_wouldnt/ ([deleted])
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People assume if you are not on their side you are on the other side.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gubbxk/people_assume_if_you_are_not_on_their_side_you/ (cltguydes)
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Bananas without a B is a pineapple

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gubbcy/bananas_without_a_b_is_a_pineapple/ ([deleted])
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Eventually there will be deep fake advertisements and you will scroll through websites that show yourself or someone you known in every ad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gub96c/eventually_there_will_be_deep_fake_advertisements/ (PacoMahogany)
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Theoretically any phantasy movie/story can be explained by characters with mental health issues.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gub80b/theoretically_any_phantasy_moviestory_can_be/ (AcyArts)
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When the White Pages were popular, you didn’t have to ask for your crush’s number.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gub7e2/when_the_white_pages_were_popular_you_didnt_have/ (goosidy)
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RuPaul’s Drag Race is a misogynistic show about how men are better at being women than women.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gub6zq/rupauls_drag_race_is_a_misogynistic_show_about/ ([deleted])
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Smokers with a superstition of using white lighters better not ever remove that decorative design film

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gub58o/smokers_with_a_superstition_of_using_white/ (Its_100_50s)
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A shocking number of people don't understand what happens to milk when it ages.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gub4ii/a_shocking_number_of_people_dont_understand_what/ (CaptainN_GameMaster)
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D-U-M-B is a really dumb way to spell "dumb"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gub4ac/dumb_is_a_really_dumb_way_to_spell_dumb/ (_LouSandwich_)
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Nothing else increases your anxiety more than a crying hungry infant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gub2rc/nothing_else_increases_your_anxiety_more_than_a/ (offenderWILLbeBANNED)
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Beer on tap is considered to be high quality, but water on tap is the opposite

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gub1pk/beer_on_tap_is_considered_to_be_high_quality_but/ (pm_me_happy_smiles-)
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Protests aren’t so scary anymore because face masks are the new norm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gub0rv/protests_arent_so_scary_anymore_because_face/ (hanfanson)
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Computers are becoming increasingly difficult to turn off. It's also more difficult to know if they're actually turned off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gub0gn/computers_are_becoming_increasingly_difficult_to/ (eyeofthecodger)
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If the whole world took a knee for one minute in silence it would give us one baseline commonality to ponder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gub090/if_the_whole_world_took_a_knee_for_one_minute_in/ (BabyMFBear)
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The word “undescribable” is a paradox.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guazqm/the_word_undescribable_is_a_paradox/ (InfernicFuse)
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Fools gold (aka Pyrite) is more fascinating than real gold

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guazh1/fools_gold_aka_pyrite_is_more_fascinating_than/ (BlueEyedBoggleFish)
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Maybe humans invented clothes just to keep from smelling so bad

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guayjg/maybe_humans_invented_clothes_just_to_keep_from/ (flapjackbandit00)
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Tonight is the extra bonus round of fireworks or shots

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guayir/tonight_is_the_extra_bonus_round_of_fireworks_or/ (HunterDHunter)
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If a very large group of people clapped and cheered for someone when they did something brave in a public setting, nobody would believe that they did it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guay8f/if_a_very_large_group_of_people_clapped_and/ (TheCaevman)
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It's like arms are front legs, but they got weaker as we stopped using them and and start walking upright.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guaw2n/its_like_arms_are_front_legs_but_they_got_weaker/ (Consequations)
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If you have to climb a ladder, you’re told to don’t look down. No one offers advice for going down a ladder, where looking down is required.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guavo9/if_you_have_to_climb_a_ladder_youre_told_to_dont/ (VaughnFry)
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Playing hide and seek with someone having alzheimer is a bad idea

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guatz4/playing_hide_and_seek_with_someone_having/ (milan_fri)
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Trying to protect your children from all harm actually harms them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guatt6/trying_to_protect_your_children_from_all_harm/ (jphiliphorne)
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In bus trips, as kids we want to ride in the backseats to talk with our friends, but as old folks we want to sit near the bus doors to be the first to the washroom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guaslv/in_bus_trips_as_kids_we_want_to_ride_in_the/ ([deleted])
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Something on the tip of your tongue starts as something at the back of your mind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guar7r/something_on_the_tip_of_your_tongue_starts_as/ (DrAwkward404)
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Becoming a police officer went from being a fantasized and respectable position to a shameful and hated career all in the space of a week

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guaqy0/becoming_a_police_officer_went_from_being_a/ (Trask37)
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Whoever decided to use a chicken as a metaphor for being a coward first obviously had never been chased by a chicken or rooster.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guaqxs/whoever_decided_to_use_a_chicken_as_a_metaphor/ (jlmckelvey91)
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Kind of sad Mayors/Govenors bend over backward for Police unions but no one bats an eye when teachers strike.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guaqtd/kind_of_sad_mayorsgovenors_bend_over_backward_for/ (Vtec01)
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We have probably made so much plastic that if we were able to collect and recycle the unused plastics we wouldn’t need to make any more.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guapfs/we_have_probably_made_so_much_plastic_that_if_we/ (tom_is_the_bomb)
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If you put your hand on a speaker while playing a song at a high volume, the music literally "flows through your veins" since it's technically just a series of vibrations timed perfectly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guaobp/if_you_put_your_hand_on_a_speaker_while_playing_a/ (Komrade_Jay)
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Calling you two kids Adam and Eve seems like a good idea but is really not

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guao5w/calling_you_two_kids_adam_and_eve_seems_like_a/ (milan_fri)
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If the saying "You are what you eat" is true then cannibals aren't really cannibals because they're eating what their food ate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guansc/if_the_saying_you_are_what_you_eat_is_true_then/ (shouyou_senseii)
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Every kitchen has one meal that was better than all the others.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guan24/every_kitchen_has_one_meal_that_was_better_than/ (Classic-Ordinary)
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You've probably never reached your top speed on your car.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guajmm/youve_probably_never_reached_your_top_speed_on/ (InfinateUniverse)
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Women wear makeup to make themselves more confident and make people respect them, clowns put makeup on to look more funny and make people laugh at them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guajfs/women_wear_makeup_to_make_themselves_more/ ([deleted])
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Smoking after sex sends mixed signals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guaink/smoking_after_sex_sends_mixed_signals/ ([deleted])
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In Shrek 2, King Harold went all the way out to that sketchy bar to find someone to kill Shrek even though he commands all the guards in the whole kingdom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guai95/in_shrek_2_king_harold_went_all_the_way_out_to/ (Something_Darkside33)
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Kids are often blamned by parents for anything bad that happens simply because they're kids and can't stick up for themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guai32/kids_are_often_blamned_by_parents_for_anything/ (Steven_Da_Crow)
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We are told at a very young age that drugs are bad but then Johnny sees grandma take 9 different medications every morning to make it through the day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guahnj/we_are_told_at_a_very_young_age_that_drugs_are/ (Seedpound)
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An octopus without its eight arms would just be a ‘pus.’

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guahi5/an_octopus_without_its_eight_arms_would_just_be_a/ (RosieDaOneKitteh)
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Considering everything that is going on, these are very confusing times for the kids that are able to reason. No one knows how their perspective will be shaped.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guahen/considering_everything_that_is_going_on_these_are/ ([deleted])
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There’s probably someone who is very bad at memory, but when they decide to seek help, they forget what they are doing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guaha7/theres_probably_someone_who_is_very_bad_at_memory/ ([deleted])
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The bed is the most comfortable when you wake up too early.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guagsm/the_bed_is_the_most_comfortable_when_you_wake_up/ (tallypaw)
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Language is the most powerful weapon in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guagqh/language_is_the_most_powerful_weapon_in_the_world/ (reign_OF_cash)
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The popular men’s “fade” haircut style is simply the complete opposite of the “receding hairline” haircut style.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guagc4/the_popular_mens_fade_haircut_style_is_simply_the/ (Patch99000)
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It takes about 10 minutes to watch a video of a million dominos falling. It would take about a week to watch a video of a billion dominos falling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guadqg/it_takes_about_10_minutes_to_watch_a_video_of_a/ (thaboognish)
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The internet de-emotionalizes us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guadew/the_internet_deemotionalizes_us/ (k4utschuk)
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Race horses probably don’t know that they’re racing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guac1c/race_horses_probably_dont_know_that_theyre_racing/ (StrongScotch)
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Dogs don’t know how straws work

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guabfd/dogs_dont_know_how_straws_work/ (ggoofball)
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Unless you've spilled it or used a gas tank, most people probably don't actually know what gasoline looks like when they fill their car.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guabci/unless_youve_spilled_it_or_used_a_gas_tank_most/ (scufmark)
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Flies probably think it’s raining when they are in your shower.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/guaa76/flies_probably_think_its_raining_when_they_are_in/ (bahdass)
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Drinking your own urine is easier than drinking someone else's.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gua91f/drinking_your_own_urine_is_easier_than_drinking/ (RyTheRedZombie)
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The answer to why did the chicken cross the road is a double meaning

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gua8ki/the_answer_to_why_did_the_chicken_cross_the_road/ (Stephaye)
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Given that a domestic cat can go from "loving and cute" to "demented ball of needle-clawed fury" in a split second, calling someone "a pussycat" to indicate they are a big softy/easygoing is quite the misnomer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gua6kz/given_that_a_domestic_cat_can_go_from_loving_and/ (twirliegirly)
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When a cat sits down, the back half is sitting but the front is still standing up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gua5rc/when_a_cat_sits_down_the_back_half_is_sitting_but/ (aguygoesintoabar)
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Lighting gas on fire is the closest fire can be to being wet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gua4zp/lighting_gas_on_fire_is_the_closest_fire_can_be/ ([deleted])
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The difference between 97 and 98 seems way smaller that the difference between 4 and 5

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gua4sy/the_difference_between_97_and_98_seems_way/ (LuckyKiwi2)
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Noah was actually a really good boat salesman

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gua4jt/noah_was_actually_a_really_good_boat_salesman/ (flowerbunny69)
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Meatballs are the dinner version of doughnut holes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gua0k0/meatballs_are_the_dinner_version_of_doughnut_holes/ (handsomegiant)
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Because of the curvature of the earth, if everyone pointed straight up we would all be pointing in different directions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gua0fy/because_of_the_curvature_of_the_earth_if_everyone/ (noahkennard)
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If police officers took their badge off, removed the gun and joined in protest that's, that's an officer who stands by the oath.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu9yzg/if_police_officers_took_their_badge_off_removed/ (marcusc1233)
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The goal of every burglar is a stainless steal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu9xv0/the_goal_of_every_burglar_is_a_stainless_steal/ (churniglow)
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Sex must’ve smelled really bad for our ancestors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu9x0b/sex_mustve_smelled_really_bad_for_our_ancestors/ (JuicyCiwa)
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No matter how many times you get scared half to death, you’ll never die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu9vvq/no_matter_how_many_times_you_get_scared_half_to/ (not-deleted-account)
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Our bodies are made up of every food we’ve ever eaten

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu9ulw/our_bodies_are_made_up_of_every_food_weve_ever/ (HazedNblazed)
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Alcohol can either help you with treatment at the hospital or can get you send to the hospital-it just depends on which one you’re talking about.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu9u7r/alcohol_can_either_help_you_with_treatment_at_the/ (MansNotHot772)
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Someone out there is writing the next "April 26, 1992"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu9rta/someone_out_there_is_writing_the_next_april_26/ (MajorDonkey)
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Costco is a lot less fun without samples

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu9rjo/costco_is_a_lot_less_fun_without_samples/ (moneybot13)
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If they were intelligent, insects could easily take over the world due to their strength in numbers and humans' huge fear in them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu9qic/if_they_were_intelligent_insects_could_easily/ (PorkAndMustard)
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Someday seniors homes will be filled with Kyles and Chads.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu9pwv/someday_seniors_homes_will_be_filled_with_kyles/ (Beebeebobo)
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Someone could shine an infrared laser at your retina for an hour and you wouldn't know it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu9p74/someone_could_shine_an_infrared_laser_at_your/ (MerylStreeper)
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Only a small percent of these posts were thought of in the shower

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu9or3/only_a_small_percent_of_these_posts_were_thought/ (mattlg94)
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When cat food companies make their food in the shape of little fish and chicken drumsticks, their doing it for the owner and not the cat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu9onn/when_cat_food_companies_make_their_food_in_the/ (thenewyorkgod)
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Those Cute Boston Dynamics Robots Will Be Used Against Us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu9mvb/those_cute_boston_dynamics_robots_will_be_used/ (Zamfyr)
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Adults forgetting simple concepts when helping kids with their school work just shows how useless some of the concepts really are to the real world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu9mfc/adults_forgetting_simple_concepts_when_helping/ (pancakejoy)
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There are more model trains in the world than there are real trains.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu9lvm/there_are_more_model_trains_in_the_world_than/ (DatLima25)
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Ketchup is a fruit sauce.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu9kju/ketchup_is_a_fruit_sauce/ (WhosaWhatsa)
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Playmobil is for people who think Lego is to sinful.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu9j9t/playmobil_is_for_people_who_think_lego_is_to/ (between3and20spaces)
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Millennials had our coming of age in the Information Age, and our adulting of age in the Disinformation Age.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu9ivl/millennials_had_our_coming_of_age_in_the/ (salvorhardin_BE)
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Millennials had our coming of age in the Information Age, and our adulting of age in the Disinformation Age.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu9i5s/millennials_had_our_coming_of_age_in_the/ ([deleted])
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Somewhere in the library of Babel is the exact way to cure cancer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu9hwr/somewhere_in_the_library_of_babel_is_the_exact/ (SamisamisamisamiaamI)
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People who think LA is for people who live life in the fast lane have never tried to drive in the fast lane in LA.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu9hl3/people_who_think_la_is_for_people_who_live_life/ (Zajo_King_Of_Bards)
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Sponsored gamer's make money by helping companies to sell computer gear to people as both upgrades and to replace the stuff they've caused others to break in rage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu9h8d/sponsored_gamers_make_money_by_helping_companies/ (manamonggamers)
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When self-driving cars are ubiquitous, people who drive will look down them just like how people who drive manuals look down on people who don't

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu9gse/when_selfdriving_cars_are_ubiquitous_people_who/ (FunwithScoop)
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Maybe Magneto was right after all

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu9fl8/maybe_magneto_was_right_after_all/ (S-WordoftheMorning)
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"Prison" and "jail" are synonyms, but "prisoner" and "jailer" are antonyms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu9ej1/prison_and_jail_are_synonyms_but_prisoner_and/ ([deleted])
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Online multiplayer gaming from your house is a socially distanced LAN party.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu9e3g/online_multiplayer_gaming_from_your_house_is_a/ (mornando)
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For pets all cameras are hidden cameras

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu9cjk/for_pets_all_cameras_are_hidden_cameras/ (MisterMoen)
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"did you die?" A question never asked before video games

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu9bcu/did_you_die_a_question_never_asked_before_video/ (T-O-M-52)
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The way dogs act through fences is how people act on the internet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu9alh/the_way_dogs_act_through_fences_is_how_people_act/ (invokefever)
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Caricature artists get paid to make fun of their customers appearance

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu9acy/caricature_artists_get_paid_to_make_fun_of_their/ (Tjakes00)
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It’s probably a lot easier for a dead person to show disapproval by flipping the bird rather than by turning in his grave.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu9a0g/its_probably_a_lot_easier_for_a_dead_person_to/ ([deleted])
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The more at peace the world is, the more fabricated the news will be.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu986g/the_more_at_peace_the_world_is_the_more/ (DragonC007)
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If money is an imaginary form of currency, then credit is an imaginary imaginary form of currency.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu984k/if_money_is_an_imaginary_form_of_currency_then/ (AyBlinkin)
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You can really see how old movies are by how much the actors/actresses are sweating without A/C

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu97gd/you_can_really_see_how_old_movies_are_by_how_much/ (cowley10)
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A few years we were worried about a gorilla that got shot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu96hj/a_few_years_we_were_worried_about_a_gorilla_that/ (kerstop)
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Well that escalated quickly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu96b2/well_that_escalated_quickly/ (delitskinnedmexican)
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Breath mint sales are down

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu92s3/breath_mint_sales_are_down/ (MarksNutt)
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Scooby Doo teaches kids that the only true monsters are adults.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu91tj/scooby_doo_teaches_kids_that_the_only_true/ (stevil30)
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Just imagine how many people hold unofficial world records for random shit unknowingly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu91mv/just_imagine_how_many_people_hold_unofficial/ (anon_pig)
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The revolution will not be televised. It will be streamed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu90pi/the_revolution_will_not_be_televised_it_will_be/ (HondaCivTypeR)
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You can defeat a wishbone by both wishing for the same thing before splitting the bone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu90fx/you_can_defeat_a_wishbone_by_both_wishing_for_the/ (german900)
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If Bruce Wayne went to a good therapist there will be no Batman.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu9076/if_bruce_wayne_went_to_a_good_therapist_there/ (zzuhruf)
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Brushing our tongues as children was seen as important as flossing and brushing our teeth. Yet at some point we all stopped doing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu8ypl/brushing_our_tongues_as_children_was_seen_as/ (2weekoldpickle)
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If you are the child of a celebrity, you don't have to worry about not having childhood photos.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu8y5k/if_you_are_the_child_of_a_celebrity_you_dont_have/ (Prygon_)
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A picture book can technically be a novel if it’s long enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu8xlz/a_picture_book_can_technically_be_a_novel_if_its/ (Gundamsarecool)
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In George Floyd's life, he probably thought himself as an ordinary man, only after death does he have such a massive impact on the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu8vs8/in_george_floyds_life_he_probably_thought_himself/ (supersmashdude)
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If no customers complain about a bullet proof vest, it’s either very good or very bad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu8vs1/if_no_customers_complain_about_a_bullet_proof/ (Pos31d0n)
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Everyone had an idea to that would make them rich but someone else thought of it as well and acted on it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu8vpt/everyone_had_an_idea_to_that_would_make_them_rich/ (going-on-empty)
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It's impossible to do an impression of yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu8ult/its_impossible_to_do_an_impression_of_yourself/ (riftrander)
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Out of all our body parts, humans shed an entire set of teeth and replace them with new ones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu8ug1/out_of_all_our_body_parts_humans_shed_an_entire/ (Vyndarian)
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Every TV show hospital is always on the verge of bankruptcy and being bought out by an evil corporation that wants to fire the whole cast, especially when contracts are up for renewal between seasons.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu8u3e/every_tv_show_hospital_is_always_on_the_verge_of/ (Zajo_King_Of_Bards)
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There's probably going to be a lot more people with missing eyes after these protests are over

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu8sr1/theres_probably_going_to_be_a_lot_more_people/ (Subtle_Spud)
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A pillow case for a body pillow is a body bag...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu8rqa/a_pillow_case_for_a_body_pillow_is_a_body_bag/ (ahumanbeingbeforetim)
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Watching a litter of kittens play and interact is so reminiscent of watching professional wrestling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu8qwg/watching_a_litter_of_kittens_play_and_interact_is/ (boognishtwink)
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All traditional paintings and art is 3d.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu8qlg/all_traditional_paintings_and_art_is_3d/ (arconusred)
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No one understands exactly what happens when we think therefore we can never really ever understand anything for sure.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu8p61/no_one_understands_exactly_what_happens_when_we/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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The Anonymous are much less of a threat to your computer than we thought as kids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu8p46/the_anonymous_are_much_less_of_a_threat_to_your/ (A_Greek_Boi)
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Ironically, the number incidents involving police brutality have likely increased since the protests began.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu8otn/ironically_the_number_incidents_involving_police/ ([deleted])
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Chances are, you have showered in at least one of your distant ancestor’s pee once

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu8ons/chances_are_you_have_showered_in_at_least_one_of/ (Toasted_pineapple)
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When anyone specifically says "my brothers and sisters", they are almost never referring to their literal family.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu8nr8/when_anyone_specifically_says_my_brothers_and/ (millarchoffe)
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Skeletons probably have to brush all their bones, not only their teeth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu8np9/skeletons_probably_have_to_brush_all_their_bones/ (SpoonfulOfSerotonin)
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Race card , race card , race card. What a boring deck of cards

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu8n0g/race_card_race_card_race_card_what_a_boring_deck/ (FishheadDeluXe)
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milkshakes are actually milkstirs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu8my1/milkshakes_are_actually_milkstirs/ (black_sky)
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Turns out the revolution WILL be televised...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu8l4o/turns_out_the_revolution_will_be_televised/ (free_tinker)
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There are people who won't believe people landed on the moon but will believe that Bill Gates has microchips to go in our bloodstreams to track us with no power source

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu8k90/there_are_people_who_wont_believe_people_landed/ (QueenElsaArrendelle)
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Santa claus could be the worlds best hitman

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu8jcv/santa_claus_could_be_the_worlds_best_hitman/ (Koijari)
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We ran out of bread and circus and ended up looking into the abyss.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu8iv9/we_ran_out_of_bread_and_circus_and_ended_up/ (ryeshoes)
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A baby is the only thing that comes out of another person that people want to touch

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu8iuo/a_baby_is_the_only_thing_that_comes_out_of/ (tomjin12345678)
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Eminem is a yandere

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu8h42/eminem_is_a_yandere/ (Smokeybond)
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As you get older from kindergarten to college, you are probably thinking why does every year feel faster and faster.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu8gks/as_you_get_older_from_kindergarten_to_college_you/ (Jndst21)
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If white, black, and grey is actually a spectrum of colors that some other animals can see, then 2 buckets of grey paint could be 2 buckets of different colored paint and buildings painted grey probably look weird and multicolored to other animals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu8fb3/if_white_black_and_grey_is_actually_a_spectrum_of/ (the-69-guy)
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You're never drunk if you're always drunk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu8f78/youre_never_drunk_if_youre_always_drunk/ (SevereAnalLeakage)
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Dejavus are trailers of your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu8f1d/dejavus_are_trailers_of_your_life/ (mgumusada)
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The hotel bed that you've slept might've been used for a porn scene before

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu8cwj/the_hotel_bed_that_youve_slept_mightve_been_used/ (Logitechnology)
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Even flow by Pearl Jam is the modern version of Louie Louie by The Kingsmen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu8a93/even_flow_by_pearl_jam_is_the_modern_version_of/ (unclerudy)
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Every word is highlighted in the color of what you’re writing on until you highlight it into a different color

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu8a1u/every_word_is_highlighted_in_the_color_of_what/ (Usernameisremoved)
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Anything is an explosive if you throw it hard enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu890h/anything_is_an_explosive_if_you_throw_it_hard/ (-potato_daydream-)
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If a fortune teller told you that you will do a certain thing good for you, such as work out, you probably wouldn’t do it because you wouldn’t worry and think it was going to happen. But if they told you you were going to gain a lot of weight, you would probably do the opposite to prove them wrong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu87mc/if_a_fortune_teller_told_you_that_you_will_do_a/ (DilutedDarkness713)
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The self of your dreams probably sees the waking life to be equally as bizarre as the self awake sees the dream life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu87ap/the_self_of_your_dreams_probably_sees_the_waking/ (mounce)
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All houses are touching or scraping the sky, not just skyscrapers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu86x7/all_houses_are_touching_or_scraping_the_sky_not/ ([deleted])
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All buildings are actually touching or scraping the sky, not just skyscrapers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu85wx/all_buildings_are_actually_touching_or_scraping/ ([deleted])
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Seeing the future with 100% accuracy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu84x7/seeing_the_future_with_100_accuracy/ (PassengerPay)
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It must’ve been awkward when the astronauts already on the ISS asked the ones who just got there “so, how are things on Earth?”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu835t/it_mustve_been_awkward_when_the_astronauts/ (BabyParmesanHead)
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Having a pet makes random noises in your house far less scary.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu81mw/having_a_pet_makes_random_noises_in_your_house/ (RandomDekuScrub)
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In terms of man hours and cost, the single most important preventive action you can take is to rinse dishes off when finished eating

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu818y/in_terms_of_man_hours_and_cost_the_single_most/ (Fufishiswaz)
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When describing a person it is possible to describe them as both hot and cold without creating a paradox

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu814p/when_describing_a_person_it_is_possible_to/ (reddit18274)
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Organized people are too lazy to look for things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu806z/organized_people_are_too_lazy_to_look_for_things/ (skinnydeji)
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Most people will go out of their way to save the smallest LEGO piece from the trash, but not a penny.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu7zlq/most_people_will_go_out_of_their_way_to_save_the/ (JWOLFBEARD)
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Bikers who are 1 percenters include Hell's Angels, Mongols, billionaires and CEOs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu7zbx/bikers_who_are_1_percenters_include_hells_angels/ (93195)
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Reciveing a "worlds number 1 dad" mug is a direct challenge to your own dad - someone needs to accept being number 2

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu7xao/reciveing_a_worlds_number_1_dad_mug_is_a_direct/ (King-of-the-Snekes)
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Brooklyn Nine Nine sure feels odd to watch with all these protests going on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu7x4n/brooklyn_nine_nine_sure_feels_odd_to_watch_with/ (FST_Halo)
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We are very lucky that we got our intelligence AND opposable thumbs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu7wre/we_are_very_lucky_that_we_got_our_intelligence/ (BestWorstDisaster)
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Lawyers wouldn’t fall victim to asking their genie a vague wish.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu7wmw/lawyers_wouldnt_fall_victim_to_asking_their_genie/ (LetArthurSmash2019)
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At least the looters are all wearing facemasks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu7vyx/at_least_the_looters_are_all_wearing_facemasks/ (StrangeBedfellows)
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Telling a black man to respect cops to avoid being killed is the same as telling a woman to dress appropriately to avoid being raped.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu7vrx/telling_a_black_man_to_respect_cops_to_avoid/ ([deleted])
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The police are a minority needing to disprove some ugly stereotypes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu7vj8/the_police_are_a_minority_needing_to_disprove/ (brichar62)
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We are witnessing something eerily similar to what palpatine did in episode 3

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu7uzm/we_are_witnessing_something_eerily_similar_to/ (comefindme1231)
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All forms of life equally matter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu7sc5/all_forms_of_life_equally_matter/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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The news is spreading more confusion than information

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu7sc3/the_news_is_spreading_more_confusion_than/ (FirstThoughtResponse)
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Robots don't evolve, they upgrade.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu7s6f/robots_dont_evolve_they_upgrade/ (xXGaboFihi007Xx)
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In a typical history class, the older you get, the younger the information you’re learning is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu7ry2/in_a_typical_history_class_the_older_you_get_the/ (Colin286)
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A lot of astrophysics faq of "what would happen if..." can be answered with "we would die".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu7rb6/a_lot_of_astrophysics_faq_of_what_would_happen_if/ (TuTuONoob)
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Kids are conditioned to respect teachers during kindergarten by using low ceilings to make the teachers look like giants.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu7qqq/kids_are_conditioned_to_respect_teachers_during/ (Zorangepopcorn)
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When you close your eyes with the sun on your face and see bright red, you’re really getting a nice look at your eyelid blood.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu7qhb/when_you_close_your_eyes_with_the_sun_on_your/ (Slingaa)
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Whoever named "Jazz/Funk Fusion" missed a trick not calling it "Junk"...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu7odv/whoever_named_jazzfunk_fusion_missed_a_trick_not/ (xanthraxoid)
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It's weird how being accused of being a hacker in video games is a way of expressing how skillfull someone is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu7myw/its_weird_how_being_accused_of_being_a_hacker_in/ (HackerPingu)
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If the body is 70% water then girls are always wet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu7l8a/if_the_body_is_70_water_then_girls_are_always_wet/ (FishlerDabsOnJews)
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If you’re listening to a new playlist, there’s no point to play it on shuffle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu7l3x/if_youre_listening_to_a_new_playlist_theres_no/ (zaid_ata)
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In the future, being an astronaut will be common.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu7kae/in_the_future_being_an_astronaut_will_be_common/ (patrickyin)
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Billy Joe Armstrong hibernates annually

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu7k2e/billy_joe_armstrong_hibernates_annually/ (dran72)
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Three little pigs could have been a lot shorter of a story if the wolf began at the brick house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu7jm3/three_little_pigs_could_have_been_a_lot_shorter/ (KermitKing824)
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The amount of stars in a militar’s rank represents the trouble they’d give you in gta.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu7imy/the_amount_of_stars_in_a_militars_rank_represents/ (ooo_weee_official)
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Masks are a great way to get people to brush their teeth since they can smell their breath when they wear one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu7hqv/masks_are_a_great_way_to_get_people_to_brush/ (24MarcoocraM24)
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the loading sign has to load in too

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu7hmf/the_loading_sign_has_to_load_in_too/ (Ranger-16)
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Software used to track contacts and infection speed via phone location could also be used to track looters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu7hin/software_used_to_track_contacts_and_infection/ (VitaminPb)
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The fact that the people paid to inforce the law, have never went to law school is mind boggling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu7h4z/the_fact_that_the_people_paid_to_inforce_the_law/ (SandmanKeel)
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Xxxtentacion is to Eminem as Ed Sheeran is to Elton John

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu7fta/xxxtentacion_is_to_eminem_as_ed_sheeran_is_to/ (REDiscoverNine)
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Near infinite cannot exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu7dxz/near_infinite_cannot_exist/ (_RocketDogs)
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As we go from West to East, we go from hyper-individual (US) to the hyper-traditional (Japan)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu7dca/as_we_go_from_west_to_east_we_go_from/ (Indredditthrowaway)
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If you walk straight, you’re always following your nose or your gut.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu7c08/if_you_walk_straight_youre_always_following_your/ (s_gudi)
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Taking groceries you have bought from one supermarket to another seems like one of the biggest taboos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu7b8x/taking_groceries_you_have_bought_from_one/ (marcustr33)
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SpaceX/NASA launch was just a glorified commute.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu79ba/spacexnasa_launch_was_just_a_glorified_commute/ (Eienkei)
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Embarrassment fades but regret builds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu791p/embarrassment_fades_but_regret_builds/ (Mars_Arbiter)
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If sunset is 8pm and sunrise is 6:30, midnight isn't the middle of the night.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu77ki/if_sunset_is_8pm_and_sunrise_is_630_midnight_isnt/ (yespleasemrsqueze)
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Everybody can't agree on something, except that magnets are cool as shit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu769g/everybody_cant_agree_on_something_except_that/ (DuineDeDanann)
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Hating on cops is going to hinder the chance for a new generation of change, as no one will want to sign up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu764d/hating_on_cops_is_going_to_hinder_the_chance_for/ (SinJinQLB)
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We really took break glass in case of emergency too seriously

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu75a9/we_really_took_break_glass_in_case_of_emergency/ (samgrippo)
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The problem is we treat humans and nature as 2 separate entities.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu73oo/the_problem_is_we_treat_humans_and_nature_as_2/ (rocksofiron)
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Movie families with a lot of kids seem to have an infinite budget when it comes to buying food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu72r8/movie_families_with_a_lot_of_kids_seem_to_have_an/ (OGStarkiller)
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You don’t realize how many people here don’t know what they’re talking about until a topic comes up that you’re an expert in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu71x9/you_dont_realize_how_many_people_here_dont_know/ (BuggsBee)
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Judging by the 60s, the music in the next several years will be amazing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu70vq/judging_by_the_60s_the_music_in_the_next_several/ (brichar62)
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Capers are the spicy of peas

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu70nr/capers_are_the_spicy_of_peas/ (Scarred_Machine87)
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Mobile games get paid to play ads, and players pay to remove ads.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu6zcu/mobile_games_get_paid_to_play_ads_and_players_pay/ (AnalFist69)
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Good horror movies probably contribute to higher electric bills

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu6zcc/good_horror_movies_probably_contribute_to_higher/ (beetchlosonga)
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It’s weird that you can smell temperature

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu6z2f/its_weird_that_you_can_smell_temperature/ (comefindme1231)
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A space gym will be completely different than regular gyms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu6ywd/a_space_gym_will_be_completely_different_than/ (skb97)
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Flying cars shouldn't be a thing since humans have proven they can't even handle normal cars properly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu6ygc/flying_cars_shouldnt_be_a_thing_since_humans_have/ (OptimusRatchet)
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The rowing machine industry probably owes Frank Underwood a commission.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu6wio/the_rowing_machine_industry_probably_owes_frank/ (jafo410)
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You probably see all text here in white not gray since you might just read and scroll if not you like reafing others comments

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu6vy5/you_probably_see_all_text_here_in_white_not_gray/ ([deleted])
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Bi/Pan/Polysexuals are the personification of "pick a seat not a side" weddings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu6v51/bipanpolysexuals_are_the_personification_of_pick/ (rockcellist)
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Just occurred to me, everyone who served during WW2 were Antifa.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu6ux2/just_occurred_to_me_everyone_who_served_during/ (thedude2202)
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There is someone out there, at least one person on Earth who can answer the questions to mysteries and crimes that have happened. They know who did it. Whether they are alive or dead, no one knows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu6u8f/there_is_someone_out_there_at_least_one_person_on/ (kwackandkwoff)
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Premature ejaculation is kinda like the Spanish Inquisition. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu6rof/premature_ejaculation_is_kinda_like_the_spanish/ (Unknown_Gamer944)
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People seem to act much more tougher with a badge and armor on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu6rae/people_seem_to_act_much_more_tougher_with_a_badge/ (Zitty-Z)
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Netherlands is the Old Zealand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu6qwz/netherlands_is_the_old_zealand/ (livelifereal)
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There's not much point in doing lots of handwashing if you never wash your phone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu6q0d/theres_not_much_point_in_doing_lots_of/ (Breeze_in_the_Trees)
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You know you're lazy when you don't even bother to finish your

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu6pbo/you_know_youre_lazy_when_you_dont_even_bother_to/ (Breeze_in_the_Trees)
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There's two sides to every story, unless you were the only person there, then you can make the story whatever you like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu6npr/theres_two_sides_to_every_story_unless_you_were/ (allthekos)
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Horses would pick their noses if they could.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu6nbf/horses_would_pick_their_noses_if_they_could/ (n080dyh0me)
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At some point, our lives begin to revolve around the weather, and if it isn’t 70-80 degrees, we’d just assume stay inside.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu6kki/at_some_point_our_lives_begin_to_revolve_around/ (kingnothing7777)
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Sweets don't taste good when you're hungry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu6jzl/sweets_dont_taste_good_when_youre_hungry/ (fos_zoe)
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It´s funny how you´re always at someone´s workplace, virtually or physically

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu6jh9/its_funny_how_youre_always_at_someones_workplace/ (sadpeei)
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With all the videos of small armies of police patrolling the streets, it's amazing they don't end up getting the blame for looting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu6hoz/with_all_the_videos_of_small_armies_of_police/ (mike0sd)
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A child is the result of love between two partners, not of love for a child.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu6hml/a_child_is_the_result_of_love_between_two/ ([deleted])
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The reason why genies grant people three wishes is because they gave the genie a good rub.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu6gxs/the_reason_why_genies_grant_people_three_wishes/ (YeetLemur)
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In space, a belt doesn’t hold your pants up, it holds your shirt down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu6gkv/in_space_a_belt_doesnt_hold_your_pants_up_it/ (olmoscd)
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Lake River could be a lake, but The Lake River could be a river.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu6gf7/lake_river_could_be_a_lake_but_the_lake_river/ (Shurmonator)
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A lot of problems in old sitcoms could’ve been solved if the cell phone had been around

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu6g3l/a_lot_of_problems_in_old_sitcoms_couldve_been/ (Bsbllplyr968)
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Food is the subscription fee of human life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu6fdj/food_is_the_subscription_fee_of_human_life/ (PassablyIgnorant)
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People who fake stories and get away with it are probably good at writing books.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu6f0a/people_who_fake_stories_and_get_away_with_it_are/ (kailo_rune)
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A sauce pan will be cleaner than when you started if you only use it to boil water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu6em8/a_sauce_pan_will_be_cleaner_than_when_you_started/ (sman876)
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There’s some people who were born then died during Clint Eastwood’s entire lifetime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu6ehc/theres_some_people_who_were_born_then_died_during/ ([deleted])
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Lawmaking bodies are a bunch of authors trying to revise a book their way

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu6b1e/lawmaking_bodies_are_a_bunch_of_authors_trying_to/ (TheReddestRat)
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The more you know about science, the less afraid of it you are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu6alk/the_more_you_know_about_science_the_less_afraid/ (kippycaps)
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Farts are the same as Backfire from Cars or Bikes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu6ai4/farts_are_the_same_as_backfire_from_cars_or_bikes/ (6969696969420696969)
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Someday you will take your driverless car to a mechanic-less repair shop

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu6ahx/someday_you_will_take_your_driverless_car_to_a/ (bhaggith)
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It must be infuriating for flat-earthers and space-deniers to see a live feed of a rocket taking off and later docking to a space station.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu67at/it_must_be_infuriating_for_flatearthers_and/ (User348844)
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Activism isn’t about posting on social media sporadically during outrageous moments, activism is a day - to - day basis.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu674p/activism_isnt_about_posting_on_social_media/ ([deleted])
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The older you get and the less friends you start to have, the more emails become exciting to check

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu6500/the_older_you_get_and_the_less_friends_you_start/ ([deleted])
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In the purge the only thing people seem to be doing is murder but if that happened in real life most people wouldn’t be murdering they’d probably be looting, robbing and rioting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu632f/in_the_purge_the_only_thing_people_seem_to_be/ (NoneOfYourDamn)
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Driverless car racing is eventually going to be a sport on TV

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu62c3/driverless_car_racing_is_eventually_going_to_be_a/ (bhaggith)
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The 3:00 AM silence is way more silent than the 1:00 AM silence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu61nv/the_300_am_silence_is_way_more_silent_than_the/ (Davie6969)
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Your dreams doesn't have any sound, in spite of you perceiving it as happening

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu61nt/your_dreams_doesnt_have_any_sound_in_spite_of_you/ (Pick_a_Card_pZZZZZq_)
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Pathological liars never lie because they believe they’re telling the truth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu5zuk/pathological_liars_never_lie_because_they_believe/ (catsby098)
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Contacts with a zoom feature and night vision are almost inevitable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu5zem/contacts_with_a_zoom_feature_and_night_vision_are/ (da_mofo-)
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When your sleeping, you can accomplish anything you ever dream of.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu5ynj/when_your_sleeping_you_can_accomplish_anything/ (Mystic_Reign)
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The older you get the less fun it is to get mail.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu5y7n/the_older_you_get_the_less_fun_it_is_to_get_mail/ (lions-n-tigers)
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Given that we can’t really see the world through another’s eyes, one persons view of a colour like green, might actually be blue to another person, yet they both consider it green.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu5xpo/given_that_we_cant_really_see_the_world_through/ ([deleted])
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A solar panel is man made photosynthesis.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu5xne/a_solar_panel_is_man_made_photosynthesis/ ([deleted])
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Everything is edible, some only once

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu5tni/everything_is_edible_some_only_once/ (labambabeef21)
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Your brain making you think that you’re falling when lying in bed is the biggest Sike ever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu5soh/your_brain_making_you_think_that_youre_falling/ (KingAsgoreJr)
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The smarter a computer is the more it thinks like a human, but the smarter a human is the more it thinks like a computer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu5qko/the_smarter_a_computer_is_the_more_it_thinks_like/ (ya-boi_cheesus)
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Almost every building on earth is smaller, when compared to a person, than a person is compared to an ant

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu5qhc/almost_every_building_on_earth_is_smaller_when/ (SwordOfSierra)
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Your dog thinks that your comfort station/water closet is your domain because you always pee in it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu5pdv/your_dog_thinks_that_your_comfort_stationwater/ ([deleted])
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When you sail accross the ocean, at some point your closest neighbors are the astronauts in the ISS.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu5p50/when_you_sail_accross_the_ocean_at_some_point/ (Geriko29)
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Passing gas quietly in public can be more normalized with everyone wearing face coverings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu5p3o/passing_gas_quietly_in_public_can_be_more/ (BlackSheep717)
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You know you’re an adult when you have a favorite burner on the stove

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu5p2p/you_know_youre_an_adult_when_you_have_a_favorite/ (whysomanyemmas)
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You’re house is smaller to you than you are to an ant

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu5o3e/youre_house_is_smaller_to_you_than_you_are_to_an/ ([deleted])
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When you think of something that seems original has most likely already be thought of

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu5nr9/when_you_think_of_something_that_seems_original/ (VinicideYT)
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If you watch a horror movie, you will get less scared of the killer/monster/etc. if you root for them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu5muq/if_you_watch_a_horror_movie_you_will_get_less/ (Gulle_Gaming)
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It's not uncommon in media (especially kids' media) to see someone wear a nightcap with their pajamas when they go to bed, but no one *actually* wears one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu5mfg/its_not_uncommon_in_media_especially_kids_media/ (astrodomekid)
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The bourgeoisie is in a hurry to go to space because guillotines wound't function there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu5l77/the_bourgeoisie_is_in_a_hurry_to_go_to_space/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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If your pet makes a specific noise around you for attention, That's them naming you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu5ki3/if_your_pet_makes_a_specific_noise_around_you_for/ (TDS755)
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When you're trying to fall asleep, you're just looking at your eyelids

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu5izs/when_youre_trying_to_fall_asleep_youre_just/ (NorbyLTU)
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Minneapolis is re-making the purge but without the killing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu5iry/minneapolis_is_remaking_the_purge_but_without_the/ (CanOfPringles420)
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When the power goes out, alarm clocks without batteries become timers since the power came back.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu5hgg/when_the_power_goes_out_alarm_clocks_without/ (IAmAnIssue)
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For how common earthquakes are in day to day Japan...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu5g8k/for_how_common_earthquakes_are_in_day_to_day_japan/ (Tolrro)
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“flower power” rhymes, but “flour pour” doesn’t

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu5g7v/flower_power_rhymes_but_flour_pour_doesnt/ (poastoast)
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Saying congratulations for being pregnant is equal to saying congratulations for fucking

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu5fpj/saying_congratulations_for_being_pregnant_is/ (BasicRedditor1997)
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The brain has subconsciously trained itself enough not to fall off the bed while sleeping

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu5f1v/the_brain_has_subconsciously_trained_itself/ (theonekeepingcalm)
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Teargas never actually disperses a protest

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu5ecd/teargas_never_actually_disperses_a_protest/ (longshortwsb)
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Sewing is not considered a masculine skill to know but it is all a matter of the material.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu5bps/sewing_is_not_considered_a_masculine_skill_to/ (Sujjin)
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Fishing Was The Original Loot Box.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu5b06/fishing_was_the_original_loot_box/ (TheLostEyeball)
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Humans a very complex living donuts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu5a48/humans_a_very_complex_living_donuts/ (smells-fishy)
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We hate our alarm clock when it works, but we hate it more when it doesn't

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu58ge/we_hate_our_alarm_clock_when_it_works_but_we_hate/ ([deleted])
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Gardening must be a difficult hobby for vampires to get into.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu57gr/gardening_must_be_a_difficult_hobby_for_vampires/ (sazerrrac)
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A year from now you may wish you had started today.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu57c5/a_year_from_now_you_may_wish_you_had_started_today/ ([deleted])
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Surgical masks are the new fuzzy dice of rearview mirror adornments

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu5639/surgical_masks_are_the_new_fuzzy_dice_of_rearview/ (securityseminars)
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Cutting food with a knife is the polite way to pre-chew food for your guests.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu55o6/cutting_food_with_a_knife_is_the_polite_way_to/ (trashponder)
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Rent is a just subscription to a dwelling

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu54x8/rent_is_a_just_subscription_to_a_dwelling/ (Octopusjuggling)
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If u watched a movie online, u are more likely to remember the parts that were buffering than the actual movie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu54f4/if_u_watched_a_movie_online_u_are_more_likely_to/ (Tawseefrupani)
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Nobody has come up with a “normal” sex position besides missionaries.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu53rm/nobody_has_come_up_with_a_normal_sex_position/ (ThatOneItalianTwat)
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Trees can also be represented by the air element.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu52ij/trees_can_also_be_represented_by_the_air_element/ (tridanielado)
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When you really get into weight lifting it doesn’t feel like you’re getting bigger, it feels like everyone else is getting smaller.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu52fg/when_you_really_get_into_weight_lifting_it_doesnt/ (rayjensen)
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The person who made the first language ever was probably very smart if he/she managed to teach other humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu525n/the_person_who_made_the_first_language_ever_was/ ([deleted])
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We all canonically exist in movies based on true stories

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu4zwd/we_all_canonically_exist_in_movies_based_on_true/ (OOFTOOF)
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If you stand on the equator and look up, in terms of the planet you are looking forward

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu4yn4/if_you_stand_on_the_equator_and_look_up_in_terms/ (WFVoices)
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It turns out someone lost an eye and we are still not happy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu4ymx/it_turns_out_someone_lost_an_eye_and_we_are_still/ (nomanknowsme)
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Elephants basically sneeze their food into their own mouths when grabbing with their trunks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu4yhn/elephants_basically_sneeze_their_food_into_their/ (BoredH2)
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Mario is technically a fire bender.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu4y22/mario_is_technically_a_fire_bender/ (wereismyspaggit)
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The moon could be a really dusty old space station and the craters are dents from attacks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu4xqz/the_moon_could_be_a_really_dusty_old_space/ (thequeensfit)
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When devs and manufacturers announce updates. They’re just dissing their previous product

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu4xdr/when_devs_and_manufacturers_announce_updates/ (dmandweck)
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Homosexuality in Dolphins is not only accepted and beneficial in their community, but they seem to understand it occurs naturally in nature. So if a dolphin could walk on land and observe humans for a day they’d think humans were the much less intelligent species.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu4x10/homosexuality_in_dolphins_is_not_only_accepted/ ([deleted])
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Flat earthers are so adamant about the earth being flat yet none of them have gone looking for the edge of the earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu4wzx/flat_earthers_are_so_adamant_about_the_earth/ (Its_Riley_)
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If you went looting your moms a hoe !

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu4uz6/if_you_went_looting_your_moms_a_hoe/ (jonnyisdead310)
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Musk just created a taxi service to the space station

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu4tsm/musk_just_created_a_taxi_service_to_the_space/ ([deleted])
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There’s no such thing as a “white Christmas” on the Southern Hemisphere

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu4tcm/theres_no_such_thing_as_a_white_christmas_on_the/ (thisbitch97-369)
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The most successful spies were never known to the public.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu4sjp/the_most_successful_spies_were_never_known_to_the/ (Nithishkumar0104)
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The Harry Potter book/movie series has probably caused a lot of broken noses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu4qus/the_harry_potter_bookmovie_series_has_probably/ (Prace_Ace)
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Pissing people off is the most efficient strategy to control them, because when they’re blinded by anger and hate, they can’t think anything else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu4qdp/pissing_people_off_is_the_most_efficient_strategy/ (Lum1nar)
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Rage Against The Machine picked a good year to have a reunion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu4qdk/rage_against_the_machine_picked_a_good_year_to/ (Rtab)
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Andy’s mom from toy story probably doesn’t like buzz light year cause she had to change Andy’s whole room cause he liked a new toy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu4p2w/andys_mom_from_toy_story_probably_doesnt_like/ (lapazthegreat)
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You are always one decision away from a radically different life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu4nz8/you_are_always_one_decision_away_from_a_radically/ (ProximaCentauris)
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You don’t have to wear a parachute to skydive. You have to wear one to skydive twice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu4nps/you_dont_have_to_wear_a_parachute_to_skydive_you/ (The-Beat-is-Fope)
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A Burrito is a stuffed crepe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu4md2/a_burrito_is_a_stuffed_crepe/ (Sujjin)
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You are always just a decision away from a radically different life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu4m29/you_are_always_just_a_decision_away_from_a/ (ProximaCentauris)
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Your grandpa probably beat it to merilyn Monroe as a teen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu4lt9/your_grandpa_probably_beat_it_to_merilyn_monroe/ (thiseas12)
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If you don't know whether you slept or not after a nap, you most likely slept

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu4k9r/if_you_dont_know_whether_you_slept_or_not_after_a/ (oteds)
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An apartment with a bug problem is rarely an issue for the blind

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu4jjf/an_apartment_with_a_bug_problem_is_rarely_an/ (Falcondance)
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You're always one decision away from a totally different life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu4i0f/youre_always_one_decision_away_from_a_totally/ (ProximaCentauris)
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The irony for mankind is that a computer program asks a human to prove that they’re not a robot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu4hwn/the_irony_for_mankind_is_that_a_computer_program/ (ConfidentMushroom)
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You don’t need a parachute to skydive, but you need one to skydive twice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu4hp9/you_dont_need_a_parachute_to_skydive_but_you_need/ (thickhairboi)
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A kite is a retro drone that uses wired connection and wind-power.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu4hj5/a_kite_is_a_retro_drone_that_uses_wired/ (Lum1nar)
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Some people just pretend to help you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu4dlq/some_people_just_pretend_to_help_you/ (ProximaCentauris)
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Putting paper in a folder, stops it from folding.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu49ya/putting_paper_in_a_folder_stops_it_from_folding/ (NinoRino123)
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The necessity of pants is a social construct.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu48ei/the_necessity_of_pants_is_a_social_construct/ (ottobot76)
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We are all npc's but mute people are the players

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu44uv/we_are_all_npcs_but_mute_people_are_the_players/ (Cogeim)
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D.A.R.E is a great program until someone double dares you to DO drugs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu448p/dare_is_a_great_program_until_someone_double/ (scarfacesaints)
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There is almost an 100% chance that there are living organisms in space, we just haven't found them yet because they're in a different galaxy. They probably also wonder if there are other organisms in space.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu4371/there_is_almost_an_100_chance_that_there_are/ (RoccoIsLoco)
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The crew of the ISS are the only people who are happy when somebody shoots a rocket at them!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu42tv/the_crew_of_the_iss_are_the_only_people_who_are/ (ZerseusTheGreat)
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Most anime protagonists are extremely stupid to ensure that even the youngest of viewers understand the story through exposition.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu41jb/most_anime_protagonists_are_extremely_stupid_to/ (Flaty98)
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There is almost an 100% chance that there are living organisms in space, we just haven't found them yet because they are in a different galaxy. They probably also wonder if they're other organisms in space.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu40i5/there_is_almost_an_100_chance_that_there_are/ ([deleted])
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You know you've lived a peaceful life if the only major bursts of adrenaline you can remember are from secretly doing something past your bedtime and suddenly hearing your parents move about

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu3xtr/you_know_youve_lived_a_peaceful_life_if_the_only/ (Pfiffel)
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Some small businesses will have barely made it through the devastating shelter-in-place restrictions only to have their stores get destroyed by floods of people ransacking and looting them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu3xql/some_small_businesses_will_have_barely_made_it/ (Bigchunks)
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The existence of good Samaritans implies the existence of bad Samaritans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu3vtx/the_existence_of_good_samaritans_implies_the/ (whatdoyouwantdipshit)
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people in the future will have harder history classes because there is more history to learn

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu3vn6/people_in_the_future_will_have_harder_history/ (THE_JaMsTeR)
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Something that is infinite can still have an end if there never was a beginning

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu3um0/something_that_is_infinite_can_still_have_an_end/ (JaceStratton)
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Indoor waterfalls only look nice because they are constantly being cleaned

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu3u2n/indoor_waterfalls_only_look_nice_because_they_are/ ([deleted])
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Brunch is not an excuse to eat breakfast late, it is an excuse to drink early.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu3qd0/brunch_is_not_an_excuse_to_eat_breakfast_late_it/ (gwakamolee)
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Burping then throwing up a little is the same as farting then shitting your pants

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu3pfs/burping_then_throwing_up_a_little_is_the_same_as/ (dsm_lux)
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If some day the number of flat-earther become consequent, we might witness the rise of round-earth conspiracist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu3pby/if_some_day_the_number_of_flatearther_become/ (makesomethingcoolnow)
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Papers really have 6 sides not 2

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu3kex/papers_really_have_6_sides_not_2/ (Matija3212)
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When you treat people like animals, you get what you fucking deserve.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu3jr3/when_you_treat_people_like_animals_you_get_what/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Green food looks healthy. Green drinks look poisoned.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu3ik6/green_food_looks_healthy_green_drinks_look/ (xukino)
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Somewhere in the world, a doomsday cult leader is really wishing they could’ve picked a better date

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu3i7y/somewhere_in_the_world_a_doomsday_cult_leader_is/ (peruserneveruser)
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It seems crazy there hasn’t been a Yelp for Cops created yet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu3g6j/it_seems_crazy_there_hasnt_been_a_yelp_for_cops/ ([deleted])
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The number of people younger than you increases every day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu3g17/the_number_of_people_younger_than_you_increases/ (guminhyeok)
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Historical space missions. Civil unrest. Looks like we're back to normal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu3e5v/historical_space_missions_civil_unrest_looks_like/ (TheDarkTurd)
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If you hate the actor/ actress who played a villian in a movie because of the role they played, it's obvious that they did am amazing job

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu3bvc/if_you_hate_the_actor_actress_who_played_a/ (ailene12)
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Pianist don't play pianos, they are dancing with their fingers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu3ard/pianist_dont_play_pianos_they_are_dancing_with/ ([deleted])
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Bully Cops bully other cops as well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu37e9/bully_cops_bully_other_cops_as_well/ (ScullDaddy)
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If you think about what it would take to make flying cars you realize we already have them and their helicopters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu36y6/if_you_think_about_what_it_would_take_to_make/ ([deleted])
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Exposing infants to pollen would probably help reduce the risk of developing seasonal allergies, in the same way that exposing infants to peanut butter helps them reduce the risk of developing peanut allergies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu36x1/exposing_infants_to_pollen_would_probably_help/ (mydadsnameisharold)
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Bop It! was the fidget spinner of the '90s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu36u5/bop_it_was_the_fidget_spinner_of_the_90s/ (J_Schermie)
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Being a hairdresser in India must be a very difficult job.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu35vn/being_a_hairdresser_in_india_must_be_a_very/ (dominorr)
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Idiocracy is the only comedy that became a documentary

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu352n/idiocracy_is_the_only_comedy_that_became_a/ (barcased)
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Awareness is an open source operating system!!!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu31ur/awareness_is_an_open_source_operating_system/ (ddshroom)
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No one ever thanks you for paying rent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu31hl/no_one_ever_thanks_you_for_paying_rent/ (lions-n-tigers)
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‘Having a Case of the Tuesdays’ is an inevitable joke we’ll have to endure if switched to a 4 day work week.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu31e9/having_a_case_of_the_tuesdays_is_an_inevitable/ (ClutchSaddles)
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It seems like every major news network is airing the same, crazy, episode of LivePD rn

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu31dr/it_seems_like_every_major_news_network_is_airing/ (EvMurph01)
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A regular sheet of paper has 6 sides.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu318a/a_regular_sheet_of_paper_has_6_sides/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Moaning is kind of the human version of purring

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu315k/moaning_is_kind_of_the_human_version_of_purring/ (ibuprofencompactor)
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It must be so weird to learn math in Greece

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu2zxn/it_must_be_so_weird_to_learn_math_in_greece/ (Tytlak3)
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To a sock, a shoe is a house

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu2ycq/to_a_sock_a_shoe_is_a_house/ (Toku-Nation)
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Lights in games work just like real life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu2xrs/lights_in_games_work_just_like_real_life/ (HbH-)
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"It's what it's" doesn't sound quite right, but is technically still the same saying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu2wnl/its_what_its_doesnt_sound_quite_right_but_is/ (AGroupofThisIsCalled)
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When seeing air bubbles raise in boiling water, do you realise there is no AIR in the bubbles? It's pure GASEOUS WATER!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu2tts/when_seeing_air_bubbles_raise_in_boiling_water_do/ (vicnaum)
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It is impossible to break a New Year's resolution if the resolution is to break itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu2tq2/it_is_impossible_to_break_a_new_years_resolution/ (Phoenix051105)
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The human brain is only truly "resting" when it's busy convincing you that you are living through some of the most frightening and humiliating experiences of your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu2tko/the_human_brain_is_only_truly_resting_when_its/ (DrAwkward404)
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A ringtone you dislike is more effective at getting you to answer the phone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu2tf1/a_ringtone_you_dislike_is_more_effective_at/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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Eggplants are actually berries.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu2smu/eggplants_are_actually_berries/ ([deleted])
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Your local news-anchor lady is probably hot AF

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu2rod/your_local_newsanchor_lady_is_probably_hot_af/ (rnielsen776)
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At the point of death everything will go black, and silent, with no sensation of temperature, taste, smell, or touch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu2pma/at_the_point_of_death_everything_will_go_black/ (Devan-Devan)
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A crowbar is not a bar for crows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu2pie/a_crowbar_is_not_a_bar_for_crows/ (somkkeshav555)
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People wrongly assume that whatever created the earth created the universe as well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu2ovd/people_wrongly_assume_that_whatever_created_the/ (churniglow)
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Being bored for an hour is annoying. Being bored for a month is depression.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu2n23/being_bored_for_an_hour_is_annoying_being_bored/ (UltraBeads)
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Many areas of your house, you’ve probably never even touch them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu2mv8/many_areas_of_your_house_youve_probably_never/ (HowToDeadMeMe)
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The word “shotgun” is very redundant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu2lki/the_word_shotgun_is_very_redundant/ ([deleted])
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NASA puts maximum effort to capture those historic moments in camera, giving the whole world a chance to be a part of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu2ljf/nasa_puts_maximum_effort_to_capture_those/ (Lower-Personality)
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People wouldn’t be as repulsed by rats inside an establishment if they had bushy tails like squirrels.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu2l09/people_wouldnt_be_as_repulsed_by_rats_inside_an/ (ChiefTwoDogsFucking)
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If you sat on your own voodoo doll, you won’t be able to stand up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu2kfl/if_you_sat_on_your_own_voodoo_doll_you_wont_be/ ([deleted])
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The international space station has the most expensive grocery shopping

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu2kcu/the_international_space_station_has_the_most/ (TRAP-REIVAX)
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When you feel something all of the sensation is actually happening in your brain, not where you come in contact with it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu2kcg/when_you_feel_something_all_of_the_sensation_is/ (Devan-Devan)
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Someone has eaten the biggest french frie without knowing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu2ju1/someone_has_eaten_the_biggest_french_frie_without/ (DaRealSub)
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Being told “you need more confidence” often leads to losing confidence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu2jr5/being_told_you_need_more_confidence_often_leads/ ([deleted])
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Sound is entirely imaginary.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu2jm1/sound_is_entirely_imaginary/ (Devan-Devan)
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Calling something provocative can be provocative in of itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu2iz8/calling_something_provocative_can_be_provocative/ (treespasser182)
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You can't tell when you're dreaming, but can tell when you're awake.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu2hzv/you_cant_tell_when_youre_dreaming_but_can_tell/ (fecal_encephalopathy)
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6 is the least even-feeling even number.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu2hw0/6_is_the_least_evenfeeling_even_number/ (OnlyTryingYT)
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Saying you were born on the last day of February doesn’t reveal your birthday.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu2hh8/saying_you_were_born_on_the_last_day_of_february/ ([deleted])
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Tyranny is tyranny, babe. You can sugarcoat it in an LE dress, but it stays tyranny.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu2hfk/tyranny_is_tyranny_babe_you_can_sugarcoat_it_in/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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"TENET" movie may explain the plot of "The Curious case of Benjamin button" movie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu2hdd/tenet_movie_may_explain_the_plot_of_the_curious/ (_batman_dark)
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"Bob and Doug go to the International Space Station" would make a great McKenzie brothers reboot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu2gq6/bob_and_doug_go_to_the_international_space/ (jns_reddit_already)
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People don't like fruit on pizza, especially pineapple, but tomatoes are a fruit, so fruits have been on pizza since the beginning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu2f70/people_dont_like_fruit_on_pizza_especially/ (S0m3_Dud3)
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Protesters collecting unemployment are technically paid protesters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu2ezn/protesters_collecting_unemployment_are/ (trymecuz)
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All it takes in an order of fries to create Seagull Fight Club

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu2e4z/all_it_takes_in_an_order_of_fries_to_create/ (gekosaurus)
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All digital art is pixelart.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu2ds2/all_digital_art_is_pixelart/ ([deleted])
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The piano is a particular type of soundboard

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu2d8o/the_piano_is_a_particular_type_of_soundboard/ (ivan04mastr)
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Someone remind Murica it was "have solidarity with" Hongkong, instead of "be" Hongkong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu2cyf/someone_remind_murica_it_was_have_solidarity_with/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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A rainbow would just taste like water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu2bi6/a_rainbow_would_just_taste_like_water/ (SuperNerdNathan)
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You can never see the inside of an object. If you cut it you’re just seeing the side of a slightly smaller object

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu2bei/you_can_never_see_the_inside_of_an_object_if_you/ (primoz2005)
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The human body is amazingly efficient.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu2bb6/the_human_body_is_amazingly_efficient/ ([deleted])
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Murica tried way too hard to distract attention from its mismanagement of ncovid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu2auz/murica_tried_way_too_hard_to_distract_attention/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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If church were only 15min long, a lot more people would come and would draw a bigger crowd

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu28ob/if_church_were_only_15min_long_a_lot_more_people/ (theblade126)
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Protest in full cosplay. Inspire hope as your favorite characters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu28nr/protest_in_full_cosplay_inspire_hope_as_your/ (The_Jenazad)
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We have become so afraid of anyone different from us we have become a nation of cowards.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu27nv/we_have_become_so_afraid_of_anyone_different_from/ (txbomr)
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Spiders are the polar opposite of pandas. They are useful for our common life but look disgusting while pandas are useless but look adorable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu277a/spiders_are_the_polar_opposite_of_pandas_they_are/ (Erm4ckInReddit)
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In The Dark Knight, there are fake Batmans. In the real world, there are fake Jokers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu26qt/in_the_dark_knight_there_are_fake_batmans_in_the/ (Mcreeper51)
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We always look through the menu at restaurants that we frequent, even if we already know what we are getting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu26fb/we_always_look_through_the_menu_at_restaurants/ (kippycaps)
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The internal space station has the most expensive grocery shopping

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu26cy/the_internal_space_station_has_the_most_expensive/ ([deleted])
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The Yeets and the Yagas sound like rival gangs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu259v/the_yeets_and_the_yagas_sound_like_rival_gangs/ (popularloser)
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The human eye can see it’s self, the brain can imagine it’s self, the skin can feel it’s self, the butt can shit it’s self but the nose can’t smell it’s self.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu24p1/the_human_eye_can_see_its_self_the_brain_can/ (blowingupmyporf)
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Literally “everything” that exist in your house, or outside could 100% kill you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu2202/literally_everything_that_exist_in_your_house_or/ (HowToDeadMeMe)
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In ancient and medieval times there is a possibility that people who lived in desserts and dry lands never saw ice their entire life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu21bb/in_ancient_and_medieval_times_there_is_a/ (Athar147)
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Massage therapy is tenderizing human meat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu20no/massage_therapy_is_tenderizing_human_meat/ (pwal88)
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Depressing thought of the day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu20d4/depressing_thought_of_the_day/ ([deleted])
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It doesn't make any sense that more people agree that mitochondria is the power house of the cell than that the Earth is round.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu1zqv/it_doesnt_make_any_sense_that_more_people_agree/ ([deleted])
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The ending from the movie Joker is playing out in real life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu1z70/the_ending_from_the_movie_joker_is_playing_out_in/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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If someone egged your house in Arizona you would get free scrambled eggs on your roof

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu1ytx/if_someone_egged_your_house_in_arizona_you_would/ (my-pp-el-fuego)
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The thieves in the 'Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves' story had a password protected cave

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu1ypr/the_thieves_in_the_ali_baba_and_the_forty_thieves/ (whelmedntriggered)
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Programing softwares were programed by programing softwares

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu1yob/programing_softwares_were_programed_by_programing/ ([deleted])
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Almost every microwave has a “Popcorn” button on it, yet almost every bag of popcorn recommends not using that setting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu1xyo/almost_every_microwave_has_a_popcorn_button_on_it/ (Metalsheepapocalypse)
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The first sign that your computer is turned on is the monitor changing from black to black.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu1x01/the_first_sign_that_your_computer_is_turned_on_is/ ([deleted])
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Having kids basically gives you a reason to be able to watch cartoons that you want without getting shit for it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu1vvp/having_kids_basically_gives_you_a_reason_to_be/ (fonzathon)
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Advertising the very first coloured TV’s on a black and white TV must’ve been pretty hard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu1vnp/advertising_the_very_first_coloured_tvs_on_a/ ([deleted])
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It is lucky rabbits aren't predators.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu1v06/it_is_lucky_rabbits_arent_predators/ (cystephen)
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Looking out the window is a dog’s version of going to the zoo

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu1tc5/looking_out_the_window_is_a_dogs_version_of_going/ (CorvetteManiac)
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Criminals are more likely to respect the speed limit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu1sd7/criminals_are_more_likely_to_respect_the_speed/ ([deleted])
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Countries don't have friends or enemies, only interests.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu1mlz/countries_dont_have_friends_or_enemies_only/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Whoever named it the Speedo missed the more obvious Dikini.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu1m6w/whoever_named_it_the_speedo_missed_the_more/ ([deleted])
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There is an infinite collection of music, movies, and video games that will never be created.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu1kn5/there_is_an_infinite_collection_of_music_movies/ (kippycaps)
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After you die your body despawns

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu1k6x/after_you_die_your_body_despawns/ (TypedArrow69809)
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If you switch dinner and lunch, no one will notice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu1iry/if_you_switch_dinner_and_lunch_no_one_will_notice/ ([deleted])
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Once an object is identified as a UFO, it is no longer a UFO.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu1hxc/once_an_object_is_identified_as_a_ufo_it_is_no/ ([deleted])
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City owned property burned to the ground will be paid for by tax payers to rebuild.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu1gwm/city_owned_property_burned_to_the_ground_will_be/ (Blueswift82)
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Mumble rap is secretly an effort to make speech impediments cool.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu1gpj/mumble_rap_is_secretly_an_effort_to_make_speech/ (mpowlo)
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When you mow your lawn you are amputating thousands upon thousands of grass blades

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu1fpd/when_you_mow_your_lawn_you_are_amputating/ (Seedpound)
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Sleeping late is considered lazy but waking up early and taking an afternoon nap is fine

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu1eq5/sleeping_late_is_considered_lazy_but_waking_up/ (Grindelflaps)
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aaa aaaaaa aaa a aaaaaaaa aaaaa aaa aaaaaaa

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu1ep7/aaa_aaaaaa_aaa_a_aaaaaaaa_aaaaa_aaa_aaaaaaa/ (aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa11)
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People would've been safer stocking up on 80 proof liquor than 70% rubbing alcohol.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu1dd9/people_wouldve_been_safer_stocking_up_on_80_proof/ ([deleted])
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Since photons carry information from their source, and that any object in the universe is visible from any other point in the universe with line of sight: Whenever you're outside looking at the sky, photons carrying your "information" will eventually reach all points of the universe visible to you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu1c54/since_photons_carry_information_from_their_source/ (rrralf)
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If schools require masks for a period after re-opening, it will prove how unnecessary the no mask rule on Halloween was.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu1b2v/if_schools_require_masks_for_a_period_after/ ([deleted])
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George Floyd was an unwilling martyr

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu1ai1/george_floyd_was_an_unwilling_martyr/ (That_doesnt_go_there)
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Perineum may be the single best insult ever. Calling someone a perineum is saying they are somewhere between a dick, asshole, and/or pussy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu19xh/perineum_may_be_the_single_best_insult_ever/ (GrooGruxKing27)
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It wasn't about the tea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu19r2/it_wasnt_about_the_tea/ (tballhennings)
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Dreaming about going out without a mask is the new dreaming about going out naked

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu19jf/dreaming_about_going_out_without_a_mask_is_the/ (hbonfatti)
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Suppose there are roughly 200 passengers per flight and the average person was 150lbs, if everyone was to float 2” off their seat would that make the plane 30,000lbs lighter?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu19fe/suppose_there_are_roughly_200_passengers_per/ (bawzzz)
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You know you have become old when you start dreaming about going to the past and changing something rather than dreaming about what you will achieve in the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu1917/you_know_you_have_become_old_when_you_start/ (Nihilistphoenix)
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SpaceX launch must have been a bad day for flat-earthers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu16ze/spacex_launch_must_have_been_a_bad_day_for/ (Theseus44)
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If women could tell the penis size of a clothed man just by looking at him penile enhancement would become far more popular than boob jobs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu15gh/if_women_could_tell_the_penis_size_of_a_clothed/ (JJStray)
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When someone says to look into their eyes, we usually look into one or the other

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu14x7/when_someone_says_to_look_into_their_eyes_we/ (Diomedes4444)
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The saying good in bed could also refer to how well someone sleeps & how fast they fall asleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu13sy/the_saying_good_in_bed_could_also_refer_to_how/ (Suduhp)
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It’s so cool how no matter how much music evolves we never stop using claps and snaps- our most instinctive way to make music :)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu11pu/its_so_cool_how_no_matter_how_much_music_evolves/ (FemaleKrabbyPatty)
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Music is so lonely. The full combination of bands, songs and music you like is shared by no other human being and no one else will feel the music you love in the exact way that you feel it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu117x/music_is_so_lonely_the_full_combination_of_bands/ (Cloud_Cultist)
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The more unimportant thing you remember, the more important things you forget

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu107r/the_more_unimportant_thing_you_remember_the_more/ (Tami_Wk)
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Just watched the rocket launch. There's probably no better moment to be anywhere but on Earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu0xmq/just_watched_the_rocket_launch_theres_probably_no/ (ElmoOnSteroids)
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When people refer to their “old self” they can either be talking about their past or future self

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu0uzd/when_people_refer_to_their_old_self_they_can/ ([deleted])
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With the mob being in the garbage industry, they're one of the few organizations doing financially well at the moment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu0toq/with_the_mob_being_in_the_garbage_industry_theyre/ (mfairview)
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All doors really have 6 sides, not 2

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu0tct/all_doors_really_have_6_sides_not_2/ (supernes204)
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We are only aware of serial killers who slipped up and made mistakes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu0tcr/we_are_only_aware_of_serial_killers_who_slipped/ (patat1337)
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Part of being human is being black, white, red, yellow, brown. It’s never supposed to be that part of being black, white, red, yellow, brown is proving your humanity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu0qcj/part_of_being_human_is_being_black_white_red/ (joelkeys0519)
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When King's won't hear the voices of their people, a pitchfork can make a loud statement indeed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu0p96/when_kings_wont_hear_the_voices_of_their_people_a/ (davy89irox)
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The last 10% of the phone battery always takes forever to charge but is gone so quickly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu0omb/the_last_10_of_the_phone_battery_always_takes/ (OnkelBCE)
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It’s harder to find the differences between different things than it is to find the difference between similar things

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu0nki/its_harder_to_find_the_differences_between/ (kirito_0219)
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The more you love someone, the more you talk about shit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu0naf/the_more_you_love_someone_the_more_you_talk_about/ (dankantspelle)
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it's totally normal to use a urinal but peeing with the stall door open is considered weird.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu0mzr/its_totally_normal_to_use_a_urinal_but_peeing/ (therealgold55)
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The B in “subtle” is very subtle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu0mex/the_b_in_subtle_is_very_subtle/ (mr_nerd23)
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You can tell how impactful a game or movie is based on how much rule 34 there is for it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu0luu/you_can_tell_how_impactful_a_game_or_movie_is/ (Faulty-Blue)
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Calling a man an asshole also makes him a dick

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu0l60/calling_a_man_an_asshole_also_makes_him_a_dick/ (StephIschoZen)
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When someone tells you not to think too hard, it only makes you think harder about how not to think too hard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu0kh7/when_someone_tells_you_not_to_think_too_hard_it/ (Crazerade)
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the job of a cleaner is to make it look like there is no cleaner

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu0kf6/the_job_of_a_cleaner_is_to_make_it_look_like/ (therealgold55)
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Half of the fights and arguments you have with your siblings could be prevented if they just closed the door to your room.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu0jf3/half_of_the_fights_and_arguments_you_have_with/ (Thedarkplayr)
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If not for the development of stick-and-stone weapons technology, early humans would have been eaten to extinction by lions, tigers, and bears.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu0j91/if_not_for_the_development_of_stickandstone/ (sjryan)
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People’s lives are a lot more miserable and pathetic than we often realize

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu0iy7/peoples_lives_are_a_lot_more_miserable_and/ (1337___)
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Penises and vaginas are actually sex toys

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu0hrl/penises_and_vaginas_are_actually_sex_toys/ (StephIschoZen)
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If someone or something is 5"8, that technical makes them 4" 20.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu0hn7/if_someone_or_something_is_58_that_technical/ (dorub0)
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Seeing well planned and complicated plots being carried out by characters in books and movies might give us an unrealistic expectation, regarding how many things in the real world are planned and what is simply a coincidence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu0ha3/seeing_well_planned_and_complicated_plots_being/ (CreativeDesignation)
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trying an electric chair is a 'once in a lifetime opportunity'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu0h6e/trying_an_electric_chair_is_a_once_in_a_lifetime/ (Rebel206)
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The people who complain the loudest about their communities never actually show up to city council meetings or volunteer for any committees to fix things

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu0g0r/the_people_who_complain_the_loudest_about_their/ (ResponsibleCity5)
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The internet is a choose your own (sheep)herd adventure.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu0eih/the_internet_is_a_choose_your_own_sheepherd/ (wee_froggy)
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Olympic Biathlon marksman have extreme accuracy under high pressure.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu09tv/olympic_biathlon_marksman_have_extreme_accuracy/ (Mal_Tech44)
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An erection can be a compass.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu09ej/an_erection_can_be_a_compass/ (lions-n-tigers)
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If you stole a celebrity's phone, you could go to madame Tussauds an use their wax figure to unlock their phone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu09bj/if_you_stole_a_celebritys_phone_you_could_go_to/ (The--World)
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If you're incapable of being sweet, you're still just as sweet as you can be.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu037c/if_youre_incapable_of_being_sweet_youre_still/ (alias007)
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Since porn is so readily accessible, Millennials are the last generation of kids who will stumble upon a physical copy of a porno in the house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu01oc/since_porn_is_so_readily_accessible_millennials/ (ValkenWoad)
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Someone made the loudest fart of the human kind

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gu00hb/someone_made_the_loudest_fart_of_the_human_kind/ (Bedito)
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Porn is the most well documented human experience in the history of mankind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gtzvwo/porn_is_the_most_well_documented_human_experience/ (BacontheBreather)
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There are more people than police.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gtzv79/there_are_more_people_than_police/ (richardeid)
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Spider-Man is proof that sewing is still an essential skill for men.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gtzu2e/spiderman_is_proof_that_sewing_is_still_an/ (YodasChick-O-Stick)
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Dancing is weird. Moving your limbs around incoherently without going anywhere is contrary to the explicit purpose of limbs which is to do coordinated acts and to go to places.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gtztlo/dancing_is_weird_moving_your_limbs_around/ (vipul1899)
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Everyone worries about dying but nobody ever stresses over the fact that they didn’t even exist for thousands of years prior.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gtztey/everyone_worries_about_dying_but_nobody_ever/ (WeHaveAllBeenThere)
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Society is collapsing before our eyes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gtzplv/society_is_collapsing_before_our_eyes/ (twintowersrubble)
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The main character in a video gets shot or hit with more Accuracy than the main character in action movies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gtgcj6/the_main_character_in_a_video_gets_shot_or_hit/ (Gdog107)
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Swine flu is the closest we’ll ever get to flying pigs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gtgbyj/swine_flu_is_the_closest_well_ever_get_to_flying/ (Guyshu)
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You try not to fart in front of people you don’t know but fart in front of people you love.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gtg9dn/you_try_not_to_fart_in_front_of_people_you_dont/ (cypress707)
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If we really live in a simulated universe like in the Matrix, all people on earth are technically virgins

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gtg730/if_we_really_live_in_a_simulated_universe_like_in/ (kenisfloks)
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the only reason the British Empire didn't conquer the moon was because we didn't have no one to give it back to once we were done with it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gtg5by/the_only_reason_the_british_empire_didnt_conquer/ (IWriteFromSweden)
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An App instead of 911 where you can call cops for help like uber where you can give them rating and reviews will probably solve American police brutality

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gtg58t/an_app_instead_of_911_where_you_can_call_cops_for/ (disgruntledchappal)
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Clear glass/plastic separating employees from customers has been commonplace at movie ticket booths forever, but is now seen as completely out of place at places like grocery stores.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gtg3l1/clear_glassplastic_separating_employees_from/ (goodkompany16)
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I've never seen just Mint Ice Cream. It's always Mint Chocolate Chip or Mint Moose Tracks or something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gtg370/ive_never_seen_just_mint_ice_cream_its_always/ (couchofknowledge)
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Gangnam Style is actually K-pop.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gtg1kp/gangnam_style_is_actually_kpop/ (aravindSuresh)
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People with glasses can change their video resolution in real life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gtg18u/people_with_glasses_can_change_their_video/ (jawa24)
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In the Bee movie we see Barry with his parents, but there's a bee queen in a hive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gtfvo9/in_the_bee_movie_we_see_barry_with_his_parents/ (AzidSmh)
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Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you'll never see him on the weekends.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gtftvo/give_a_man_a_fish_and_hell_eat_for_a_day_teach_a/ (Sorceress683)
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There is no luck without effort.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gtft56/there_is_no_luck_without_effort/ (iastrroeo)
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Our criminal justice system is more criminal than it is a justice system

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gtfs9u/our_criminal_justice_system_is_more_criminal_than/ (briano_vt)
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Milk and eggs are the only nutrition that is naturally intended to be food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gtfqs5/milk_and_eggs_are_the_only_nutrition_that_is/ (mkjsnb)
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When your family gets you a drum set there’s a lot of pressure to get good to make up for the first year of causing an absolute ruckus

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gtfpqv/when_your_family_gets_you_a_drum_set_theres_a_lot/ (influencedbyyou)
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The internet is both a blessing and a curse

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gtfnct/the_internet_is_both_a_blessing_and_a_curse/ (BigNibbaDicc)
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No matter how famous you become, you'll never be more famous than cheese

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt73kn/no_matter_how_famous_you_become_youll_never_be/ (Heroism4499)
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The human race is the most advanced species on the planet with learned knowledge passed on for thousands of years and we out here just floundering.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt2i8x/the_human_race_is_the_most_advanced_species_on/ (Super-Deluxe)
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It's absolutely insane that unicorns are considered uncool and "girly". They're literally just horses with big ass horns. Imagine riding a horse that can stab people. They are so fucking badass.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt2i75/its_absolutely_insane_that_unicorns_are/ (Aran_Ace23)
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Kind of interesting how the only color coat cats haven’t evolved is green. They a coat for every environment they would live in except a green coat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt2i5m/kind_of_interesting_how_the_only_color_coat_cats/ (-Silky_Johnson)
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The greeks were technically the first ones to invent vore in their mythology.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt2d3z/the_greeks_were_technically_the_first_ones_to/ (Obama-bin-keemstar)
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Every Golden Retriever seems like they are all the same creature. One sweet dog with many Golden goodwill ambassadors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt2d18/every_golden_retriever_seems_like_they_are_all/ (RedViolet43)
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Humans are waaay younger than the sum of their parts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt2c1x/humans_are_waaay_younger_than_the_sum_of_their/ (Dexaryle)
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Class warfare is inevitable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt2blf/class_warfare_is_inevitable/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Turning the tv off while the console is still on is the ultimate sign of disrespect

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt28q8/turning_the_tv_off_while_the_console_is_still_on/ (boxhacker)
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When a man ejaculates in a woman, he's just pollinating her.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt27fb/when_a_man_ejaculates_in_a_woman_hes_just/ (madduckets89)
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Blud is a better way to spell blood

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt25oa/blud_is_a_better_way_to_spell_blood/ (YYCchatterbox)
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In order to go to sleep we lay in our beds pretending to be asleep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt1y6q/in_order_to_go_to_sleep_we_lay_in_our_beds/ (xxDr-Beckyxx)
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The fact that same horror story can not make us terrified again is enough to realise that if we face our fear once, it wouldn't bother us again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt1y28/the_fact_that_same_horror_story_can_not_make_us/ (rishithakur13)
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Being told to goto bed when you’re a kid is as upsetting as being told your SO is going to bed when you’re an adult.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt1vj1/being_told_to_goto_bed_when_youre_a_kid_is_as/ ([deleted])
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Hell is actually a reward for masochists

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt1v55/hell_is_actually_a_reward_for_masochists/ (DL14Nibba)
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Ice cream trucks are the perfect money laundering operation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt1v22/ice_cream_trucks_are_the_perfect_money_laundering/ (fibz)
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It's nice that we got through the entire MCU saga before everything went to shit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt1ugd/its_nice_that_we_got_through_the_entire_mcu_saga/ (Ergheis)
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Future generations will probably find the present day totally steampunk-ish. People put huge firebreathing machines into huge metal skeletons weighing over a ton to get 1 person from point A to point B.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt1u5h/future_generations_will_probably_find_the_present/ (Isootsaetsrue)
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The difference between a MIL and a MILF is respect in chat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt1ts8/the_difference_between_a_mil_and_a_milf_is/ (Big-Money-Sloth)
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To keep your spare key and your neighbors' spare key safe, switch both your keys

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt1qcc/to_keep_your_spare_key_and_your_neighbors_spare/ (JeerryPaul)
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Talking about world response statistics has become the new talking about the weather.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt1p5x/talking_about_world_response_statistics_has/ (starfyredragon)
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McDonald's happy meals are food for children, while the "happy" is for the parents that get a few minutes of peace and quiet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt1k0z/mcdonalds_happy_meals_are_food_for_children_while/ (dahhlinda)
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The opposite of laughing is sex noises

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt1jwq/the_opposite_of_laughing_is_sex_noises/ (Potato466)
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Lightbulbs are always depicted right side up but almost always used upside-down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt1iob/lightbulbs_are_always_depicted_right_side_up_but/ (Throwawaui)
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All you need to do to become the owner of Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory is win a lottery and not explicitly misbehave on a tour.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt1hz4/all_you_need_to_do_to_become_the_owner_of_willy/ (neilader)
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Everyone hates bitches, but everyone loves puppies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt1h0s/everyone_hates_bitches_but_everyone_loves_puppies/ (mybustersword)
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Pointing with 1, 2, or 3 fingers at someone still looks like a gun, but the 4th finger ruins it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt1gfe/pointing_with_1_2_or_3_fingers_at_someone_still/ (leaked57)
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Society puts a huge emphasis on relationships, yet the majority of people die single.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt1fof/society_puts_a_huge_emphasis_on_relationships_yet/ (Godzilla2021)
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Because of what instructions tell us, it feels wrong to bake something at 380° versus 375°, even though there will likely be no significant difference.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt1f5g/because_of_what_instructions_tell_us_it_feels/ (iAmTheCheeez)
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WWE is a lot like porn, the story and acting is fake but the action is real.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt1eph/wwe_is_a_lot_like_porn_the_story_and_acting_is/ (Gun-nut0508)
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We have pass by people who will later become famous in the future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt1eme/we_have_pass_by_people_who_will_later_become/ (erton502)
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Age isn't a number, it's a word.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt1ejb/age_isnt_a_number_its_a_word/ (gjo603)
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Pizza would probably taste the same if the ingredients order went: crust, toppings cheese, suace.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt1cw2/pizza_would_probably_taste_the_same_if_the/ (Agent_Micheal_Scarn)
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That feeling when the barbers gets an electric razor and shaves near the back of your neck is better than an orgasm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt1ae0/that_feeling_when_the_barbers_gets_an_electric/ (hungryfordonuts5)
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"ain't" is a social reject of the word world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt1ac8/aint_is_a_social_reject_of_the_word_world/ (robjzh5)
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When first people go to Mars, it will be a planet with the highest average IQ

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt18xc/when_first_people_go_to_mars_it_will_be_a_planet/ (kamiland)
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Target became a literal target

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt174l/target_became_a_literal_target/ (NNRRYYNN)
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If the weather was the same across the entire planet, we would all be the same skin color.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt16pk/if_the_weather_was_the_same_across_the_entire/ (lawngreener)
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Grapefruit is a fruit, but Strawberry isn't a berry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt15j6/grapefruit_is_a_fruit_but_strawberry_isnt_a_berry/ (Yevgen4000)
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Cake is a constant pie chart of how much cake is left.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt13nc/cake_is_a_constant_pie_chart_of_how_much_cake_is/ (theheroofunicycle)
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Gay kids probably had to pretend they were hurt by most of the stereotypical “playground” insults, which were actually describing their fantasies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt12ju/gay_kids_probably_had_to_pretend_they_were_hurt/ (tysmily)
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Hamburgers are never made out of ham, if someone made a hamburger with ham, it wouldn't be a hamburger anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt10rl/hamburgers_are_never_made_out_of_ham_if_someone/ (arcsin1323)
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The Spanish word for Eye looks like a face: OjO

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt10r3/the_spanish_word_for_eye_looks_like_a_face_ojo/ (svdomer09)
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The most useless feature on pornhub is the atuoplay

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt0z8u/the_most_useless_feature_on_pornhub_is_the/ (dead_meat101)
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Adding two odd numbers together will always give you an even number, but adding two even numbers together will never give you an odd number.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt0z62/adding_two_odd_numbers_together_will_always_give/ ([deleted])
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When you choose hard difficulty, you simultaneously choose easy difficulty for the NPCs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt0yzd/when_you_choose_hard_difficulty_you/ (fr15287)
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Technically Einstein created anime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt0yvc/technically_einstein_created_anime/ (Squee-z)
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Burns burn worse after the initial burn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt0wzh/burns_burn_worse_after_the_initial_burn/ (MangledDurian)
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You would need to waiting longer than 20 minutes after eating to go swimming on Mars since digesting food takes longer with less gravity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt0wrv/you_would_need_to_waiting_longer_than_20_minutes/ (2ndHardestMiniBoss)
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Bugs bunny is powerful enough to kill everyone on earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt0wqm/bugs_bunny_is_powerful_enough_to_kill_everyone_on/ (florida_made_lit_jit)
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Yonger people probably avoid people they know in public because they have ptsd from when their mom met one of her friends at the store and talked for hours.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt0wm4/yonger_people_probably_avoid_people_they_know_in/ (octopusspuss)
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Burns burn worse after the initial burn

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt0wl1/burns_burn_worse_after_the_initial_burn/ (MangledDurian)
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If reality creates new branching, and thus universes, after each choice you make. Then there is no universe where a choice wasn't made.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt0uo7/if_reality_creates_new_branching_and_thus/ (Conscious_Raccoon)
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If you evolved Lil Jon like a Pokémon, you’d have 2 Chainz

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt0u7s/if_you_evolved_lil_jon_like_a_pokémon_youd_have_2/ (hernandi20)
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Obsession cares about it’s own happiness, love cares about another’s.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt0spf/obsession_cares_about_its_own_happiness_love/ (rambleon4ever)
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Being Ava Sambora’s boyfriend must be hard when her mother was probably what you jerked off to when you were younger

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt0sgq/being_ava_samboras_boyfriend_must_be_hard_when/ ([deleted])
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In the universe nothing really disappears, it just transforms into energy and stuff, so every good thing in your life is always here with you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt0rhd/in_the_universe_nothing_really_disappears_it_just/ (Lum1nar)
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Wolverine and Deadpool cannot be circumcised because of their super regenerative abilities.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt0rbk/wolverine_and_deadpool_cannot_be_circumcised/ (OverTheStreet)
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There is a fair chance that you have never taken a step that someone has not taken before you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt0q2o/there_is_a_fair_chance_that_you_have_never_taken/ (inevitableloudmouth)
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Our brains trick us by giving us a sex urge so that we procreate, but we trick our brains back when we have sex with contraceptives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt0pm5/our_brains_trick_us_by_giving_us_a_sex_urge_so/ (ergun70)
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The news always tells you good evening then proceeds to tell you why it’s not

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt0phi/the_news_always_tells_you_good_evening_then/ (1ogical)
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Penn and Teller give their guest that fool them a trophy labeled "F U" really big on it and it's hilarious

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt0p6l/penn_and_teller_give_their_guest_that_fool_them_a/ (Insightful-Wit)
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sleeping is the human version of turning a device off and on again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt0olb/sleeping_is_the_human_version_of_turning_a_device/ (avaharperx)
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Almost every hand you shake has touched a dick.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt0ocq/almost_every_hand_you_shake_has_touched_a_dick/ (BlackEyedBroad)
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If two deaf parents have a baby, and the baby comes out not deaf, how would the parents teach their kid how to talk...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt0o29/if_two_deaf_parents_have_a_baby_and_the_baby/ (yeeyeesuckinteets)
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If you drink alcohol, the alcohol is getting drunk too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt0ngm/if_you_drink_alcohol_the_alcohol_is_getting_drunk/ (2ndmerrik255)
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Apples are the only fruits that have hundreds of different types, no other fruits have that

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt0nd0/apples_are_the_only_fruits_that_have_hundreds_of/ ([deleted])
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The most cost effective Anti-perspirant is Dehydration,

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt0mab/the_most_cost_effective_antiperspirant_is/ (Angry__asian___)
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If you never hold expectations for others, then they’ll always surprise you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt0ln4/if_you_never_hold_expectations_for_others_then/ (mirizzle21)
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Younger you is older you, but older you will not be younger you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt0k9x/younger_you_is_older_you_but_older_you_will_not/ (Feather_Bloom)
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You hit, touch, and abuse your phone until it slowly dies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt0jsr/you_hit_touch_and_abuse_your_phone_until_it/ (Attack16)
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The link of ‘Rick Astley - Never gonna give you up’ is probably the most remembered link in the history of the internet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt0jbu/the_link_of_rick_astley_never_gonna_give_you_up/ (sslfieridal1900)
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The hospital you were born in is the only place you ever left without entering.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt0inu/the_hospital_you_were_born_in_is_the_only_place/ (bananensaus)
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After two thousand years the man from Nazareth still has the most accurate depiction of human existence: we are selfish scumbags who can’t control ourselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt0h4g/after_two_thousand_years_the_man_from_nazareth/ (Lum1nar)
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Sometimes we don't know the valor of a moment until it becomes a memory.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt0fqp/sometimes_we_dont_know_the_valor_of_a_moment/ (U_N_I_X)
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Carving Jack-o-lanterns is Evil

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt0fh0/carving_jackolanterns_is_evil/ (_blobby)
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That tiny bit of liquid that we can't get out of the can can probably fill up an entire lake.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt0f2i/that_tiny_bit_of_liquid_that_we_cant_get_out_of/ (TweeFriend)
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Dumps and tests are both things we get rid of by taking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt0ep4/dumps_and_tests_are_both_things_we_get_rid_of_by/ (GrandMoffTarkan)
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When you drink beer, the beer is getting drunk too

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt0elq/when_you_drink_beer_the_beer_is_getting_drunk_too/ (Skoner_)
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The orange messiah doesn't realize he's a public servant

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt0dex/the_orange_messiah_doesnt_realize_hes_a_public/ ([deleted])
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Sports games are the same as theatre only the actors are all athletes and the strory is improvised

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt0d6m/sports_games_are_the_same_as_theatre_only_the/ (DubcekD)
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Strangely enough, paratroopers typically are not, in fact, members of a paramilitary group.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt0czz/strangely_enough_paratroopers_typically_are_not/ (aladdinlandscaping91)
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Your mom has known you longer than you knew her.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt0cch/your_mom_has_known_you_longer_than_you_knew_her/ (Ivan-Leif)
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2020 has shown us that zombie movies forgot to account for the angry protesters who demand their right to be eaten by the zombies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt0c8t/2020_has_shown_us_that_zombie_movies_forgot_to/ (Devuluh)
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The word "lingo" is lingo

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt0bfh/the_word_lingo_is_lingo/ (Jaded57)
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The only thing that holds some people back from legendary status is their death. They don't create or do anything after they are dead, so whatever eventually makes them a legend existed while they were still alive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt0bec/the_only_thing_that_holds_some_people_back_from/ (RigorMortis76)
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If stroke and head are in the same sentence it could have a good or bad meaning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt09ai/if_stroke_and_head_are_in_the_same_sentence_it/ (Theunknown004)
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When you drink beer the beer gets drunk too

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt08n8/when_you_drink_beer_the_beer_gets_drunk_too/ (FriskyBadge550)
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The average person can insult 50% of the world's population.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt07en/the_average_person_can_insult_50_of_the_worlds/ (The_Musical_Otaku)
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The only thing you can take and never give back is virginity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt06cn/the_only_thing_you_can_take_and_never_give_back/ (U_N_I_X)
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Being satisfied with what we have and innovation are both virtues, but they don't align with each other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt05qt/being_satisfied_with_what_we_have_and_innovation/ (RigorMortis76)
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If you didn’t know their definitions, “homework” and “housework” would sound like exactly the same thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt05pq/if_you_didnt_know_their_definitions_homework_and/ (Keitie_Kalopsia)
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Having a baby is the ultimate tamagotchi.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt055r/having_a_baby_is_the_ultimate_tamagotchi/ (GrandmasterBow)
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Almost every hand you shake has touched a dick at one point or another

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt04y1/almost_every_hand_you_shake_has_touched_a_dick_at/ (johnnytest03)
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If NASA filled containers with a bit of space and brought them back, everyone could have their personal space.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt03hi/if_nasa_filled_containers_with_a_bit_of_space_and/ (SimBaze)
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Saying the pound is a unit of force instead of mass is a useless thing to be pedantic about, because 99% of people who use pounds are comparing masses, and anyone who actually cares about force would use Newtons

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt02hf/saying_the_pound_is_a_unit_of_force_instead_of/ (amelaine_)
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There is only two things we need to do: live and die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt029f/there_is_only_two_things_we_need_to_do_live_and/ (apple1234boo)
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Acting gay with the boys isn’t gay. It’s homiesexual

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gt01u5/acting_gay_with_the_boys_isnt_gay_its_homiesexual/ (ultimatedare)
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“ObsoIete” sounds Iike “absoIute” in an AustraIian accent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gszzlh/obsoiete_sounds_iike_absoiute_in_an_austraiian/ (DUIofPussy)
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Unless you do your laundry naked, it is never completely done

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gszyys/unless_you_do_your_laundry_naked_it_is_never/ (AmericaRUserious)
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A female without iron is a male

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gszyge/a_female_without_iron_is_a_male/ (Quicken90905)
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If for whatever reason you've ever wanted to taste human bones just lick your teeth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gszxuf/if_for_whatever_reason_youve_ever_wanted_to_taste/ (XxSHARKZILLAxX)
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The Jedi probably had to hire weak minded people to train Padawans in performing Jedi mind tricks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gszxkd/the_jedi_probably_had_to_hire_weak_minded_people/ (DaBigJoe)
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Every body is not normal making it normal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gszx3q/every_body_is_not_normal_making_it_normal/ (Theunknown004)
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Dental services such as braces will probably decline significantly in the years to come due to everyone wearing masks in public.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gszwve/dental_services_such_as_braces_will_probably/ (Saul_g0od)
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The hospital you were born in is probably the only place you have exited without entering

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gszw1y/the_hospital_you_were_born_in_is_probably_the/ (Dayofdev)
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Johnny Appleseed has way less historical significance than elementary school led everyone to believe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gszud2/johnny_appleseed_has_way_less_historical/ (James1011james1011)
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Each and every day there are around 187.075Billion hours lived across 7.8Billion people, but you only get to ever experience 24 of them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gszu58/each_and_every_day_there_are_around_187075billion/ (AFrostNova)
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The hospital you were born in is the only place you left without entering . Let that sink in

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsztwz/the_hospital_you_were_born_in_is_the_only_place/ (kenny_McCormick-)
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Quiet, green electric lawn mowers are targeted towards the environmentally friendly crowd because companies would probably get in hot water for targeting the butthole who wakes everyone at 6AM on Saturday to cut his grass.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsztnf/quiet_green_electric_lawn_mowers_are_targeted/ (RobertGBradley)
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There is lost money floating around as crypto currency.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsztn8/there_is_lost_money_floating_around_as_crypto/ (cltguydes)
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With more and more wireless technology in our houses, our cats wil be less and less happy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gszslf/with_more_and_more_wireless_technology_in_our/ (capra2002)
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There's nothing as peaceful as being in a breakout room by yourself in the middle of a hectic Zoom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gszsgp/theres_nothing_as_peaceful_as_being_in_a_breakout/ (benigncancers)
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A nap is one thing you can get too excited about.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gszpjd/a_nap_is_one_thing_you_can_get_too_excited_about/ (Acridid12)
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People who think it is easy to become a police officer never tried to be a police officer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gszolp/people_who_think_it_is_easy_to_become_a_police/ (IMissFreedom)
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︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎ ︎︎

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gszn8n/_/ (Reichtangle_Ottoturk)
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Digital purchases will be the new lost buried treasures.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gszn3k/digital_purchases_will_be_the_new_lost_buried/ (BenDover04me)
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If alchemy is ever perfected then it will be the inflation of gold.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gszn0n/if_alchemy_is_ever_perfected_then_it_will_be_the/ (dan_dal_05)
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Getting fat is a pretty fucking healthy choice when food supplies are unreliable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gszly0/getting_fat_is_a_pretty_fucking_healthy_choice/ (churniglow)
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Among operating systems, Unix is the tomato, Apple OS is the ketchup, and Windows is the mustard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gszkw8/among_operating_systems_unix_is_the_tomato_apple/ (Vuranion)
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When children are young, their parents complain how they won't stop talking. When the children become teenagers, their parents complain that they don't talk enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gszjio/when_children_are_young_their_parents_complain/ (snub999)
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The fact that water can mould to any container of any size and can stay perfectly level.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gszj5p/the_fact_that_water_can_mould_to_any_container_of/ (Currynrice9728)
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'Tis much better to be told "you are what you eat" than "you are what they eat."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gszgqf/tis_much_better_to_be_told_you_are_what_you_eat/ (churniglow)
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The Creature from Birdbox was most likely a Great One from Bloodborne.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gszgpb/the_creature_from_birdbox_was_most_likely_a_great/ (egg_on_my_spaghet)
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Pufferfish is less expensive than pork

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gszdso/pufferfish_is_less_expensive_than_pork/ (reddit18274)
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If you've fished for 3 years, then you're a masterbaiter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gszcbo/if_youve_fished_for_3_years_then_youre_a/ (roastedtoperfection)
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A cartoon in a cartoon is not a cartoon, it's live action

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gszbht/a_cartoon_in_a_cartoon_is_not_a_cartoon_its_live/ (happysault)
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If you’re adopted you could lose your virginity before your mom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gszax0/if_youre_adopted_you_could_lose_your_virginity/ (mrpoopybuttthole_)
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As kids we are taught to share and help each other, but as soon as we come into adulthood we are taught the exact opposite - be selfish, ruthless and throw each other under the bus

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsz8p9/as_kids_we_are_taught_to_share_and_help_each/ (redditor8874)
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The chefs outfit is the scientists lab coat in the kitchen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsz7ry/the_chefs_outfit_is_the_scientists_lab_coat_in/ (Karaad)
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‌‌Whe‌‌n w‌‌ishin‌‌g u‌‌po‌‌n ‌‌‌‌a s‌‌hootin‌‌g s‌‌tar‌‌, k‌‌ee‌‌p i‌‌‌‌n m‌‌in‌‌d t‌‌ha‌‌t i‌‌‌‌t i‌‌‌‌s a‌‌ctuall‌‌y ‌‌‌‌a m‌‌eteo‌‌r a‌‌n‌‌d i‌‌‌‌t b‌‌urne‌‌d u‌‌‌‌p m‌‌illion‌‌s y‌‌ear‌‌s a‌‌go.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsz7oh/when_wishing_upon_a_shooting_star_keep_in_mind/ (vpetrychuk)
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Clark Kent's phone is probably set to unlock with Face ID and Bruce Wayne's phone is set to pass code

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsz72j/clark_kents_phone_is_probably_set_to_unlock_with/ (RigorMortis76)
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Whe‌‌n wishin‌‌g upo‌‌n ‌‌a shootin‌‌g star‌‌, kee‌‌p i‌‌n min‌‌d tha‌‌t i‌‌t i‌‌s actuall‌‌y ‌‌a meteo‌‌r an‌‌d i‌‌t burne‌‌d u‌‌p million‌‌s year‌‌s ago.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsz6gv/when_wishing_upon_a_shooting_star_keep_in_mind/ ([deleted])
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Spiders and other insects probably have crawled all over the fruit and vegetables you eat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsz6gi/spiders_and_other_insects_probably_have_crawled/ (MammothCamel)
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The ancients didn't need caffeine because just surviving was exciting enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsz5yd/the_ancients_didnt_need_caffeine_because_just/ (churniglow)
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Maybe Minneapolis will be closed off, and become a prison, like in John Carpenter's Escape From New York.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsz4fw/maybe_minneapolis_will_be_closed_off_and_become_a/ (Quantum_Doorknobs)
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Sound is faster in solids than in air. So, walls do have ears, at least better than air.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsz336/sound_is_faster_in_solids_than_in_air_so_walls_do/ (DryAttitude1510)
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Human don't have the send of priority, some people can help the most deprived, or at least giving it to charity, but prefer using it on worthless awards

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsz17e/human_dont_have_the_send_of_priority_some_people/ (LoveMega)
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It is really chill of rattlesnakes to give you a warning before biting you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsyz9a/it_is_really_chill_of_rattlesnakes_to_give_you_a/ (2weekoldpickle)
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If life is a game there is no way to win it, u can only have higher records

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsyycy/if_life_is_a_game_there_is_no_way_to_win_it_u_can/ (SuperGamerPL02)
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If humanity ever invents proper exoskeleton suits, they will probably be used in ZOOs as a tourist attraction for playing with bears and tigers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsyxle/if_humanity_ever_invents_proper_exoskeleton_suits/ (Magik_boi)
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Muscles are the mitochondria of the body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsywpg/muscles_are_the_mitochondria_of_the_body/ (DryAttitude1510)
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The next mass extinction will be the first to be thoroughly documented

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsywo0/the_next_mass_extinction_will_be_the_first_to_be/ (uncle_tiger)
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Personal space reaches further when you are sitting down instead of when you are standing up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsywas/personal_space_reaches_further_when_you_are/ (Besmuth)
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For a future generation, all of us are literally showering in gold.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsyuna/for_a_future_generation_all_of_us_are_literally/ (DryAttitude1510)
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I've never seen a movie where a bear trap was used on a bear

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsyuj9/ive_never_seen_a_movie_where_a_bear_trap_was_used/ (PocketPB)
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The most valuable part of a paper book is its smell.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsyu8v/the_most_valuable_part_of_a_paper_book_is_its/ (churniglow)
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We put a lot of trust into cup handles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsytzj/we_put_a_lot_of_trust_into_cup_handles/ (cocoishere1)
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The most normal person ever is impossible

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsysjb/the_most_normal_person_ever_is_impossible/ ([deleted])
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You shouldn't give money to people you can't trust, and you also shouldn't accept money from people you can't trust.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsyrfh/you_shouldnt_give_money_to_people_you_cant_trust/ (iamoriginal11007999)
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There are so little exotic animals left in the world, that many of the videos that we see of them may be the same animal filmed by different people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsyq1u/there_are_so_little_exotic_animals_left_in_the/ (DarkBlitz01)
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There is only one way to disprove that you are immortal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsypym/there_is_only_one_way_to_disprove_that_you_are/ (DryAttitude1510)
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The hospital of your birth is the only place you left without entering.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsypc8/the_hospital_of_your_birth_is_the_only_place_you/ (cali_sthenics3)
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All animals go by their nicknames since we almost never use their scientific ones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsyoju/all_animals_go_by_their_nicknames_since_we_almost/ (Restless_Hippie)
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A hospital is the only place you ever left that you did not enter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsyo6c/a_hospital_is_the_only_place_you_ever_left_that/ (NeonDragonBoy)
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We all own a pair of unflattering underwear that we only wear when we know nobody will see us in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsymj6/we_all_own_a_pair_of_unflattering_underwear_that/ (and_a_side_of_fries)
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If insects were much larger, humans never would have happened.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsyj29/if_insects_were_much_larger_humans_never_would/ (churniglow)
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It's amazing how small of a typo can completely confuse a message.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsyhnn/its_amazing_how_small_of_a_typo_can_completely/ (Engine-earz)
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The purpleness of penises has been greatly exaggerated

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsyg7e/the_purpleness_of_penises_has_been_greatly/ (BurnedRope)
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Someone out there is walking around with an expensive new set of chompers and no good way to show them off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsyf5k/someone_out_there_is_walking_around_with_an/ (churniglow)
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Statistics is guessing but with the headache of thinking really hard about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsye8t/statistics_is_guessing_but_with_the_headache_of/ (guy_from_the_intnet)
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All I’m saying is I’ve watched a lot of prison documentaries and the guards have the most trouble and are most afraid to go into the blocks where long sentence and lifers are held. Why? Because they don’t have anything left to lose.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsycmn/all_im_saying_is_ive_watched_a_lot_of_prison/ (hsmith9002)
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In games, cheating is done in order to gain advantage over other players; but if everyone in a game is cheating and therefore has an advantage, then by definition, no one is cheating.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsycee/in_games_cheating_is_done_in_order_to_gain/ (FishWithFangs)
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Some animals were considered myths until proven to exist like the giant squid and gorillas. Unicorns could have existed but lived on some small island and died before being documented/proved real.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsya1q/some_animals_were_considered_myths_until_proven/ (carlover1995)
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Super Mario bros speed runs are so optimized, you could completely steal someone else’s footage and nobody could tell the difference

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsy9as/super_mario_bros_speed_runs_are_so_optimized_you/ (Natolin)
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If cleaning products killed 100% of germs, they would someday completely die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsy8hr/if_cleaning_products_killed_100_of_germs_they/ (Blushfulcorn)
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When you ask someone if they are blind you are also finding out if they are deaf.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsy6zy/when_you_ask_someone_if_they_are_blind_you_are/ (CoopaTroopa37)
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Diego from Ice Age, Jack frost and Nick (the fox) from Zootopia where probably the first crushes for many kids

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsy6kl/diego_from_ice_age_jack_frost_and_nick_the_fox/ (laura6664)
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The older a man gets the stiffer his spine gets and less stiff his penis can become.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsy66o/the_older_a_man_gets_the_stiffer_his_spine_gets/ (FattestofTires)
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Masturbation is necrophilia if you're dead inside

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsy497/masturbation_is_necrophilia_if_youre_dead_inside/ ([deleted])
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Life must not be as funny as it used to be. Granted, people are still LOL-ing but hardly anyone seems to be ROTFLMAO-ing anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsy2ev/life_must_not_be_as_funny_as_it_used_to_be/ (Captain_Moseby)
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College is often times pre-ordering a career that you are not really sure you will actually enjoy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsy2ck/college_is_often_times_preordering_a_career_that/ (moneybot13)
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Mirrors in peoples homes have never been cleaner thanks to that wipe it down challenge on TikTok.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsy1xf/mirrors_in_peoples_homes_have_never_been_cleaner/ (amishpapa)
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Everyone's glad to meet an Australian

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsxzlu/everyones_glad_to_meet_an_australian/ (lmdrunk)
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Wood chips will just as soon stab you in the back as save your life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsxyhq/wood_chips_will_just_as_soon_stab_you_in_the_back/ (vjmeg)
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You might not realize how often you see the same people/cars when you’re driving around until someone paints their car a real fucked up color.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsxxqz/you_might_not_realize_how_often_you_see_the_same/ (xxrustybeatzxx)
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A woman giving birth is a beautiful miracle, but a man shitting out a baby is fucking disgusting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsxwye/a_woman_giving_birth_is_a_beautiful_miracle_but_a/ (Thatssomefreakyshit)
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a first world problem is having a macbook, an ipad and an iphone to look at your bank account which says 0.14$

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsxv85/a_first_world_problem_is_having_a_macbook_an_ipad/ (HelloItsMeLol)
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Getting 1 or 1 million on a random number generator from 1-1 million would seem wrong, somehow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsxv7u/getting_1_or_1_million_on_a_random_number/ ([deleted])
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Being driven around is considerd normal for poorer people, then looked down upon, then normal for wealthy people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsxs88/being_driven_around_is_considerd_normal_for/ (goneghosted-yt)
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You probably have a close to identical twin somewhere in the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsxs4g/you_probably_have_a_close_to_identical_twin/ (ethzvn)
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You are fire fule

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsxry1/you_are_fire_fule/ (Idkofagoodname)
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Writing is the most literal form of expression

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsxrcj/writing_is_the_most_literal_form_of_expression/ (2ndshdw)
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The trend of giving teachers apples probably stems from a representation of the fruit from the tree of knowledge.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsxr5d/the_trend_of_giving_teachers_apples_probably/ (Raliadose)
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All sweats are meat sweats

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsxqqk/all_sweats_are_meat_sweats/ (vjmeg)
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Oreo is probably the only biscuit where the biscuit is tastier than the filling

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsxnmd/oreo_is_probably_the_only_biscuit_where_the/ (NonBrownIndian)
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Technically, you can go downwards into space

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsxliz/technically_you_can_go_downwards_into_space/ ([deleted])
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You can never put on a birthday suit, only can you take clothes off to wear it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsxl80/you_can_never_put_on_a_birthday_suit_only_can_you/ (L0ading---)
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Female kangaroos have three vaginas

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsxkz4/female_kangaroos_have_three_vaginas/ ([deleted])
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Shutting the door when your dog barks at people passing by

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsxkih/shutting_the_door_when_your_dog_barks_at_people/ (killjoy199)
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Many people have a (or multiple) favorite numbers, but you seldom hear about someone's favorite letter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsxke4/many_people_have_a_or_multiple_favorite_numbers/ (AverageIQRick)
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The mission in mission impossible is not impossible but possible

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsxj5h/the_mission_in_mission_impossible_is_not/ (ELAKSAVKD)
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Hippie and Hipster are not mutually exclusive terms

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsxiyr/hippie_and_hipster_are_not_mutually_exclusive/ (lmdrunk)
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People who live in NYC must feel weird seeing their homes destroyed in disaster movies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsximu/people_who_live_in_nyc_must_feel_weird_seeing/ (LJensen123Q)
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With how intelligent crows are you’d think they’d be able to figure out that scarecrows aren’t real humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsxig1/with_how_intelligent_crows_are_youd_think_theyd/ (Adolf_Stalin_)
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Videos that aren't meant to be funny are funnier than dose that actually are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsxhvd/videos_that_arent_meant_to_be_funny_are_funnier/ (Smufacer)
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There really isn't an animal more chill than a duck floating on water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsxglh/there_really_isnt_an_animal_more_chill_than_a/ (moogly2)
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Summer doesn't start until you have to change your bed sheets to something thinner

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsxehq/summer_doesnt_start_until_you_have_to_change_your/ (KenzoEngineer)
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rioters aren't looting, they're collecting hazard pay

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsxegu/rioters_arent_looting_theyre_collecting_hazard_pay/ (BurtBacon)
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Quicksand was way scarier as a kid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsxdb6/quicksand_was_way_scarier_as_a_kid/ (bobbymus)
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You could be brainwashed and not even know it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsxbip/you_could_be_brainwashed_and_not_even_know_it/ ([deleted])
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cavemen might have had different colored pee

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsxa2v/cavemen_might_have_had_different_colored_pee/ (adjesent_donkey)
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We are all memories of each other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsx900/we_are_all_memories_of_each_other/ (Username_Egli)
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It’s amazing how many supervillains have advanced degrees

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsx8db/its_amazing_how_many_supervillains_have_advanced/ (salvorhardin_BE)
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The hospital you are born at is the only place you left without entering

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsx86l/the_hospital_you_are_born_at_is_the_only_place/ ([deleted])
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A blind person accidentally touching something hot must be like a seeing person being suddenly blinded.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsx80x/a_blind_person_accidentally_touching_something/ (anxsy)
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As much as we use our phones, they haven't really appeared in our dreams.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsx7pl/as_much_as_we_use_our_phones_they_havent_really/ (Dead---inside)
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Future generations aren't going to understand why it's funny to have a dog named Taxi.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsx6n9/future_generations_arent_going_to_understand_why/ (kyew)
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Analog clocks use sign language

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsx4j4/analog_clocks_use_sign_language/ (Andromider)
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Dora saying “Swiper no swiping” to Swiper is telling him not to do his only purpouse in life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsx31q/dora_saying_swiper_no_swiping_to_swiper_is/ (Kaan1010)
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Nothing nicer than putting on a nice par of new socks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsx2g7/nothing_nicer_than_putting_on_a_nice_par_of_new/ ([deleted])
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Pregnant women end up with almost twice the number of bones in their bodies before they give birth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsx25g/pregnant_women_end_up_with_almost_twice_the/ (Socerton)
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There's definitely at least a foot worth of space in your house that you've never set foot on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsx1tg/theres_definitely_at_least_a_foot_worth_of_space/ (NinjooMellow)
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Marriage is the opposite of a restraining order

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsx0ry/marriage_is_the_opposite_of_a_restraining_order/ (StAnger99)
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Depending on your definition of "get", the Spice Girls' Wannabe might be about swingers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gswz40/depending_on_your_definition_of_get_the_spice/ (Frost-Folk)
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Anti-ageing cream will never truly work, because it makes you smell like someone who uses anti-ageing cream

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gswxxl/antiageing_cream_will_never_truly_work_because_it/ (Harley_Beckett)
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Almost every hand you shake has touched a dick

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gswvgd/almost_every_hand_you_shake_has_touched_a_dick/ (mrdumandson)
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Jeff Bezos is so rich, you closer to a millionaire than him.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gswux9/jeff_bezos_is_so_rich_you_closer_to_a_millionaire/ (GHQSTLY)
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The difference between a MIL and a MILF is respect.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gswuuh/the_difference_between_a_mil_and_a_milf_is_respect/ (Big-Money-Sloth)
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We naturally outgrow giving a shit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gswthi/we_naturally_outgrow_giving_a_shit/ (rvadom)
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Your liver makes you live.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gswthh/your_liver_makes_you_live/ (LoloFat)
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You're closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gswt4l/youre_closer_to_being_a_millionaire_than_jeff/ (Hemingwinehouse)
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You are consistently doing something new no one has ever done before

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gswstj/you_are_consistently_doing_something_new_no_one/ (rock-solid-armpits)
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Companies make packaging difficult to unbox so you’re more likely to damage it and not return it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gswoxj/companies_make_packaging_difficult_to_unbox_so/ (Nitrome950)
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The natural temperature of water is cold/lukewarm because something else has to heat it up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gswod0/the_natural_temperature_of_water_is_coldlukewarm/ (BlackEyedHole)
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If tomatoes are a fruit, then is ketchup a jam.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gswnrl/if_tomatoes_are_a_fruit_then_is_ketchup_a_jam/ (Milleke_)
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Someone says: "there is an exeption for everything" and even if you find something that has no exceptions you will be agreeing with that person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gswnqm/someone_says_there_is_an_exeption_for_everything/ (red-xpt0-dit)
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Our bodies are constantly trying to stop us from evolving by checking and removing mutations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gswnbt/our_bodies_are_constantly_trying_to_stop_us_from/ (FaTb0i8u)
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As guys get older, their dicks get less stiff and their spines get more stiff

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gswmm5/as_guys_get_older_their_dicks_get_less_stiff_and/ (Zegra01)
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Strawberries and honey are a great combo

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gswmgt/strawberries_and_honey_are_a_great_combo/ (kamalyaka)
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Coffee always smells better when someone else makes it than when you make it for yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gswk2i/coffee_always_smells_better_when_someone_else/ (carbonarian)
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It must be an odd feeling to be in line for the cashier when looting breaks out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gswje3/it_must_be_an_odd_feeling_to_be_in_line_for_the/ (PoorFilmSchoolAlumn)
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Stir fry is just hot salad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gswi4g/stir_fry_is_just_hot_salad/ (ElwoodMoose)
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Michelobe Ultra is the La Croix of beer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gswh8a/michelobe_ultra_is_the_la_croix_of_beer/ (preyforkevin)
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For Simba, on his journey through the Lion King story, Hakuna Matata turns out to just be a passing craze after all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gswgwv/for_simba_on_his_journey_through_the_lion_king/ (MarinersFan28)
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The one thing the school system teaches you the most is to never cite wikipedia as a source

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gswg9x/the_one_thing_the_school_system_teaches_you_the/ (BubGear)
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People of Metropolis are probably dumbfounded by the mysterious appearance of men’s suits in revolving doors and phone booths

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gswfm5/people_of_metropolis_are_probably_dumbfounded_by/ (RigorMortis76)
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Money is literally what makes people live longer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gswd37/money_is_literally_what_makes_people_live_longer/ (BlackEyedHole)
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You can tell the difference between a Mex food truck and a Viet food truck by the smell. The Mex food truck smells like steak, the other smells like reused oil

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gswd34/you_can_tell_the_difference_between_a_mex_food/ (GLITCHEDMATRIX)
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More people live in Bangladesh than in the hole country of Russia.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gswczi/more_people_live_in_bangladesh_than_in_the_hole/ ([deleted])
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In space, you can’t eat without playing with your food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gswcbk/in_space_you_cant_eat_without_playing_with_your/ (Easy_potato_is_good)
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People with bad taste enjoy more things than people with good taste

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gswbv3/people_with_bad_taste_enjoy_more_things_than/ ([deleted])
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In comics, the visuals are the subtitles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsw9fb/in_comics_the_visuals_are_the_subtitles/ (_chauhanshubham)
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Astronauts can’t eat without playing with their food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsw9ed/astronauts_cant_eat_without_playing_with_their/ ([deleted])
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Your butthole can produce 3 states of matter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsw8y1/your_butthole_can_produce_3_states_of_matter/ ([deleted])
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If you had all the money in the world, you couldn’t buy anything with it because every business would have gone bankrupt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsw813/if_you_had_all_the_money_in_the_world_you_couldnt/ (Edruss100)
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Unfortunately, the Chinese could never have the game Scrabble because there are over 50,000 characters in mandarin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsw7er/unfortunately_the_chinese_could_never_have_the/ (Bubbhippo)
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If you had a device, (button or switch), that says it will randomly kill someone if it is used, someone somewhere will die at that moment of usage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsw74b/if_you_had_a_device_button_or_switch_that_says_it/ (KryptoLouie)
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Leave math and logic out, there is a one in 3.9 billion chance of finding your soulmate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsw6ug/leave_math_and_logic_out_there_is_a_one_in_39/ (BlackEyedHole)
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When thinking back on something you watched on TV you disregard the TV and other surroundings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsw639/when_thinking_back_on_something_you_watched_on_tv/ (TomerHorowitz)
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Stupidity makes you think you are smart

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsw461/stupidity_makes_you_think_you_are_smart/ (TomerHorowitz)
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There’s a chance that you’ve died in your sleep, had a vision of the afterlife and then woken up, and assumed it was a dream

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsw3q7/theres_a_chance_that_youve_died_in_your_sleep_had/ (etherealstar)
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If the world ends, no matter when, someone will probably be high and think they’re just tripping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsw3ps/if_the_world_ends_no_matter_when_someone_will/ (STRBY_)
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Anxiety gives you the power to predict someones arguments but stops you from using it to argue back.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsw3mk/anxiety_gives_you_the_power_to_predict_someones/ (reddituser084)
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If we were able to know how much every action that involves electricity in our households costs instantly (ex: charging your phone, using the dishwasher etc.) our lifestyles would probably be very different

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsw3eu/if_we_were_able_to_know_how_much_every_action/ (lucipol)
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Everything in movies actually happened but in different realities.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsw2fz/everything_in_movies_actually_happened_but_in/ (BlackEyedHole)
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The hospital you were born in is the only place you left without entering.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsw1ms/the_hospital_you_were_born_in_is_the_only_place/ ([deleted])
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Naruto has the nine tails inside of him. Thus naruto has the nine tails' penis inside of him

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsw0h1/naruto_has_the_nine_tails_inside_of_him_thus/ (consolidationofpower)
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We thought minnesota was the "nicest" state, but in reality they were just saving up their anger

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsw04z/we_thought_minnesota_was_the_nicest_state_but_in/ (BubGear)
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Every generation of kids think that the next will have flying cars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsvzco/every_generation_of_kids_think_that_the_next_will/ (BlackEyedHole)
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Minneapolis is a PvP zone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsvylc/minneapolis_is_a_pvp_zone/ (cjgve)
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It seems like the world gets worse and worse but really it’s always been terrible. You just realize the extent of it the older that you get.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsvygb/it_seems_like_the_world_gets_worse_and_worse_but/ (ryanexists)
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Every day a new you is born when you wake up and dies when you go to sleep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsvxyg/every_day_a_new_you_is_born_when_you_wake_up_and/ (TomerHorowitz)
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We use taste to describe what we eat, but we also use it to describe music we hear, or art that we see.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsvxof/we_use_taste_to_describe_what_we_eat_but_we_also/ (MaleficTekX)
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Every child deserves parents, but not all parents deserve children.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsvxmk/every_child_deserves_parents_but_not_all_parents/ ([deleted])
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When squirrels and fish are path planning, they are probably much more adept at thinking in 3 dimensions than humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsvxhe/when_squirrels_and_fish_are_path_planning_they/ (captainkrinking)
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Target stock is going to be super cheap soon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsvwf6/target_stock_is_going_to_be_super_cheap_soon/ (Wajirock)
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Post masturbation, if men were allowed to meet their pre-masturbation self, there'd be no masturbation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsvub2/post_masturbation_if_men_were_allowed_to_meet/ (csumanth98)
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Maybe we’re all the Florida man.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsvtgu/maybe_were_all_the_florida_man/ (Cheeto6666)
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An animal showing it's teeth is a sign of trouble. A human doing the same is a sign of happiness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsvrc1/an_animal_showing_its_teeth_is_a_sign_of_trouble/ (IAMAHORSESIZEDUCK)
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There is a one in 7 billion chance of you finding your soulmate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsvqfu/there_is_a_one_in_7_billion_chance_of_you_finding/ ([deleted])
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A tree grown in zero g would never stop growing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsvqex/a_tree_grown_in_zero_g_would_never_stop_growing/ (The_1_Omega)
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In Harry Potter, 17 Knuts make a Sickle and 29 Sickles make a Galleon. 17 and 29 are both prime numbers, so you can never half exactly half a Galleon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsvq0k/in_harry_potter_17_knuts_make_a_sickle_and_29/ (iamsecond)
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If you still haven’t cut your hair since the barbershops closed, you’ve probably got a good barber.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsvpxj/if_you_still_havent_cut_your_hair_since_the/ (Good_Kid_Mad_City)
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If you are cold there’s no limit to what you can put on but if you are hot you can only take of so much.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsvplt/if_you_are_cold_theres_no_limit_to_what_you_can/ (BlackEyedHole)
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Ceiling fans need a newborn/baby speed setting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsvpfn/ceiling_fans_need_a_newbornbaby_speed_setting/ (Aljohn3)
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Homosexuality can be found in millions of species worldwide. Homophobia can only be found in one. That makes homophobes the real freaks and abominations

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsvom9/homosexuality_can_be_found_in_millions_of_species/ (whos_mama)
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If your cold there’s no limit to what you can put on but if your hot you can only take of so much.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsvohf/if_your_cold_theres_no_limit_to_what_you_can_put/ ([deleted])
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You probably haven’t tried the skill your body has the most natural talent in

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsvoel/you_probably_havent_tried_the_skill_your_body_has/ (thesillyobserver)
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Tipping delivery drivers well is 'food insurance' to reduce the risk they're going to mess with your order.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsvl7k/tipping_delivery_drivers_well_is_food_insurance/ (_AttilaTheNun_)
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Crocodiles are the penguins of the dragon world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsvkit/crocodiles_are_the_penguins_of_the_dragon_world/ (THE_Timinator56)
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And they said 2016 was bad

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsvkbl/and_they_said_2016_was_bad/ (RobertThorn2022)
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Pretty soon big fancy companies will be making face masks and people will stupidly buy them because their "Gucci, Louis Vuitton, Hermes"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsvjpj/pretty_soon_big_fancy_companies_will_be_making/ (lolsforalls23)
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Modern medical care has stopped natural selection, preventing the human species from evolving towards a superior race.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsvjod/modern_medical_care_has_stopped_natural_selection/ (HackertingMaster)
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Free food samples are really gonna take a hit for the perceivable future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsvipe/free_food_samples_are_really_gonna_take_a_hit_for/ (Take42)
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Hurting your head can either increase or decrease your intelligence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsvie2/hurting_your_head_can_either_increase_or_decrease/ ([deleted])
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Grammer dozent matter ass long ass inntent and purrpose are communicated.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsvi7v/grammer_dozent_matter_ass_long_ass_inntent_and/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Power is meaningless without knowledge is more accurate than knowledge is power.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsvi5d/power_is_meaningless_without_knowledge_is_more/ ([deleted])
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The insult "You're like a robot!" to someone who doesn't show much emotions might not age well

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsvfif/the_insult_youre_like_a_robot_to_someone_who/ (Medical_Shotgun)
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Hitting your head can either make you dumber or smarter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsvf39/hitting_your_head_can_either_make_you_dumber_or/ (crazy_brazy22)
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If the earth were a person, grass and trees would just be hair. Basically, the earth is balding.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsveir/if_the_earth_were_a_person_grass_and_trees_would/ (Ayerrow)
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Very serious vegans probably carefully slice their apples to ensure they don't accidentally eat a worm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsve8w/very_serious_vegans_probably_carefully_slice/ (Dr-Bonehead)
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Humans are such a dominant species in the modern day, that we have to put in effort to prevent the death of animals .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsvdvf/humans_are_such_a_dominant_species_in_the_modern/ (ienjoypunsalot)
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Goldfish are technically animal crackers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsvdp6/goldfish_are_technically_animal_crackers/ (KeeperOfTheBoneyard)
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We can afford to lose literally every single type of cell in our body other than our brain cells.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsvdn9/we_can_afford_to_lose_literally_every_single_type/ (DoubleZOfficial07)
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People with halitosis must really be struggling with the whole mask thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsvc7s/people_with_halitosis_must_really_be_struggling/ (matt_cola)
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Planetariums and space museums all over the world are missing out on big money by not selling sherbet sticks in their gift shops and calling them Astro Fizzle-Sticks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsvb1l/planetariums_and_space_museums_all_over_the_world/ (MrJPLH)
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In 1940, the year 1880 would have been referred to as recent modern history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsv7jv/in_1940_the_year_1880_would_have_been_referred_to/ (Adammonster1)
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Heights must been slightly less scary for rats because their heads are closer to their feet than ours

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsv72x/heights_must_been_slightly_less_scary_for_rats/ (Th3__NSA)
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Pudding is Milk Jello

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsv6oe/pudding_is_milk_jello/ (Shaunvfx)
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We need a TV show with Ricky Gervais, Simon Cowell and Gordon Ramsey

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsv6ia/we_need_a_tv_show_with_ricky_gervais_simon_cowell/ (sid-16)
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Wearing a mask while alone in your car is the same as wearing a condom for a wank. It doesn't actually protect you from anything but you feel special.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsv5sk/wearing_a_mask_while_alone_in_your_car_is_the/ (whosthatgir-itsme)
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"I like to sleep with Mommy" has very different connotations based on your age.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsv5p8/i_like_to_sleep_with_mommy_has_very_different/ (ericparis)
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Teddy Bears don't have knees and elbows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsv3o7/teddy_bears_dont_have_knees_and_elbows/ (WizYTTheBoss)
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Professional bodybuilding is the beauty pageant for muscles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsv2v0/professional_bodybuilding_is_the_beauty_pageant/ (WWWeast)
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The only difference between Tik Tok and strip clubs is that girls at strip clubs are of age.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsv2re/the_only_difference_between_tik_tok_and_strip/ (kmukayed)
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Something level has to be flat. Something flat does not have to be level.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsv2e4/something_level_has_to_be_flat_something_flat/ (HandsomeAcid)
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When your cold hurt hurts more

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsv1uh/when_your_cold_hurt_hurts_more/ (Memefan12369420666)
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Shoveling spoon fulls of salsa into your mouth sounds disgusting unless the spoon is a chip.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsv1cf/shoveling_spoon_fulls_of_salsa_into_your_mouth/ (BreakfastBeerz)
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Any computer with the capability to ask you a recaptcha is a hypocrite

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsv0gz/any_computer_with_the_capability_to_ask_you_a/ (Tr1pp1nThruT1me)
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Zero g unlocks the possibility for double sided pizza.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsuz3u/zero_g_unlocks_the_possibility_for_double_sided/ (Whackapus)
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If you’re ever cruising the dating sites/apps and come across a woman who identifies as a perfectionist and has gardening in her list of hobbies, keep scrolling. Mother Nature has a twisted sense of humour and has taken special interest in that one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsuytv/if_youre_ever_cruising_the_dating_sitesapps_and/ (KillerSnatch)
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All of your clothes combined make a set that probably no one else in the world has an identical combination of.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsuxgp/all_of_your_clothes_combined_make_a_set_that/ (kaberite)
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Good pupils always dot their eyes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsux9d/good_pupils_always_dot_their_eyes/ (churniglow)
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Birds probably see trees with no leaves as an unfurnished house

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsux3r/birds_probably_see_trees_with_no_leaves_as_an/ (calssicusername101)
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There might be actual working spells out there, but no one has ever said them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsuwrh/there_might_be_actual_working_spells_out_there/ (Doodle_Dragon)
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A smirk is a smile that irks you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsuwjj/a_smirk_is_a_smile_that_irks_you/ (TerrifiedMoose)
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Quicksand is the slowest sand

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsuv5h/quicksand_is_the_slowest_sand/ (person_404)
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Dying while having fun seems worse than dying relaxed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsuu8q/dying_while_having_fun_seems_worse_than_dying/ (danimadi3)
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Ice cubes really aren't cubes, they are ice polyhedrons.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsutra/ice_cubes_really_arent_cubes_they_are_ice/ (hookrw_aheartofgold)
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Date of births have become more of an identification code than an actual date

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsusnm/date_of_births_have_become_more_of_an/ (TheThingNasim)
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Quicksand actually works slowly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsusn2/quicksand_actually_works_slowly/ (person_404)
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All buildings are actually touching or scraping the sky, not just skyscrapers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsusbg/all_buildings_are_actually_touching_or_scraping/ (medfred3)
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We are going to start seeing people with awkward looking sunglass and facemask tans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsuo7p/we_are_going_to_start_seeing_people_with_awkward/ (somethingcanadian)
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A lot of people never seem to like waking up early, but are really productive when they do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsun65/a_lot_of_people_never_seem_to_like_waking_up/ (PenguinFart003)
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You might have passed a murderer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsum7x/you_might_have_passed_a_murderer/ (meddygpwy)
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Factories need factories to make more factories.... think about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsum6r/factories_need_factories_to_make_more_factories/ (JadeBreeze115)
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Vim is the air bender of text editors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsulhk/vim_is_the_air_bender_of_text_editors/ (ubu69)
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Someone will probably catch a Murder Hornet and torture it on a live stream at some point

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsukpo/someone_will_probably_catch_a_murder_hornet_and/ (YaLikeDadJokes)
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Instagram is a social media platform where people post their favorite bits from other social media platforms

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsukbv/instagram_is_a_social_media_platform_where_people/ (unatural_yogurt)
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It's ironic how dying people desperately want to live, and living people desperately want to die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsujrn/its_ironic_how_dying_people_desperately_want_to/ (sk1431)
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Plan B is a backup plan.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsujqm/plan_b_is_a_backup_plan/ (Kbrooks_va)
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Someone in the feline industry thought it was a good idea to create the Sphinx breed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsuizz/someone_in_the_feline_industry_thought_it_was_a/ (shortroundshotaro)
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Regular chess is played on a square board. Therefore, 4D chess would just be played on a cube.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsuiw4/regular_chess_is_played_on_a_square_board/ (Soaring_Symphony)
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Younger generations are more sensitive to suffering because they understand it better

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsuitj/younger_generations_are_more_sensitive_to/ (wintunga)
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Life is a multiple choice test.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsuhks/life_is_a_multiple_choice_test/ (Gary_October)
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It's better to find an alive worm, wriggling in a fruit rather than finding it already half-eaten.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsuh55/its_better_to_find_an_alive_worm_wriggling_in_a/ (TrakiTraki)
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Everyone is an individual, not a representative of the group they were born into.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsuh4k/everyone_is_an_individual_not_a_representative_of/ (shittersfull244)
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As a kid, you want a pet to play with and release your energy, as an adult, you want a pet to play with you and give you energy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsuh1e/as_a_kid_you_want_a_pet_to_play_with_and_release/ (Q6ar9)
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Batman's parents saved several lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsugxe/batmans_parents_saved_several_lives/ ([deleted])
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computers are modern slaves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsuftv/computers_are_modern_slaves/ (jo91198)
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Every revolution begins with a mutiny

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsuftr/every_revolution_begins_with_a_mutiny/ (BaxterAglaminkus)
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Online product reviews that we use to significantly guide our buying decisions every day are exactly the type of anecdotal evidence that is strongly dismissed as worthless.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsudnh/online_product_reviews_that_we_use_to/ (Final_Cause)
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We have all become addicted to media and are existing from one catastrophe to the next

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsuco0/we_have_all_become_addicted_to_media_and_are/ (flourescenthamster)
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Plastic bags seem less and less dangerous as we grow older.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsubyz/plastic_bags_seem_less_and_less_dangerous_as_we/ (beckygreen89)
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Most crazy ideas don’t come from crazy people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsub1j/most_crazy_ideas_dont_come_from_crazy_people/ (cltguydes)
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Depending on the context, knowing you're not alone can be both comforting and deeply unsettling

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsuahj/depending_on_the_context_knowing_youre_not_alone/ (AlpacaMan104)
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Liquids in rectangular containers have corners

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsuagn/liquids_in_rectangular_containers_have_corners/ (ruziskey2283)
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If a man who has everything has nothing, and a man who has nothing can have everything, then a man who has nothing will have nothing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsu7os/if_a_man_who_has_everything_has_nothing_and_a_man/ ([deleted])
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Fruit trees that are slowly 3D printing snacks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsu79p/fruit_trees_that_are_slowly_3d_printing_snacks/ (CTHULHU_CHAN_)
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The sun never sets on itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsu4uh/the_sun_never_sets_on_itself/ ([deleted])
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"..?" and "?.." sound different

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsu4l0/and_sound_different/ (pathzotkl)
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The Murder Hornets were secretly cops all along.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsu343/the_murder_hornets_were_secretly_cops_all_along/ (Ethandrul)
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Dogs that go on car rides with us probably see grocery stores as places we go into to gorge ourselves with awesome food and then just bring out whatever is leftover to (maybe) share with them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsu1m1/dogs_that_go_on_car_rides_with_us_probably_see/ (jonny0184)
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When learning a complex subject from a book, you are actually telling yourself sentences you don't understand over and over again until you finally do. Fake it 'till you make it!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsu1at/when_learning_a_complex_subject_from_a_book_you/ (ThereAreGatesOfTime)
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Most people will go their whole lives without encountering a cat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsu132/most_people_will_go_their_whole_lives_without/ (Gary_October)
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Showing pity feels like a moral obligation, whereas receiving pity makes you feel inferior and defective

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsu0zt/showing_pity_feels_like_a_moral_obligation/ (Sherkaun)
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Your ideal self and real self.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsu0bi/your_ideal_self_and_real_self/ (unormal4Realty)
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If something that makes people immortal exist, we will have to wait a lifetime just to know if it works

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsu06q/if_something_that_makes_people_immortal_exist_we/ (NotWea)
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Jr. Versions of games are typically easier than the adult version. But a jr. version of limbo would actually be more difficult,

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsu06e/jr_versions_of_games_are_typically_easier_than/ (F33DBACK__)
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The only thing stoping us from having fantasy-like animals (without the magic) is budget

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gstzro/the_only_thing_stoping_us_from_having_fantasylike/ (poseidonis)
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Someone cared enough about Butt-head to buy him braces.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gstyon/someone_cared_enough_about_butthead_to_buy_him/ (KaleBrecht)
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Jungle gyms are not made of jungles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gstxg0/jungle_gyms_are_not_made_of_jungles/ (The_Legendary_Yeeter)
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Warm food that’s left out for too long gets cold. Cold food that’s left out for too long gets warm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gstwqk/warm_food_thats_left_out_for_too_long_gets_cold/ (CallumDudo)
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The average age where a child starts cussing has probably decreased a lot ever since the Internet was invented.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gstvum/the_average_age_where_a_child_starts_cussing_has/ (Beginnerer)
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If an actor is bad at acting bad acting are they a good or bad actor

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gstvbx/if_an_actor_is_bad_at_acting_bad_acting_are_they/ (Sylabull)
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The sun never gets to see the earth go dark.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsts4c/the_sun_never_gets_to_see_the_earth_go_dark/ (takis_fuego)
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In TV, movies and commercials, you always see people waking up peacefully to the sound of birds singing in the morning, but realistically, birds wake up and sing much earlier than that, at like 3 or 4 am and are much louder than Hollywood let’s on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gstr85/in_tv_movies_and_commercials_you_always_see/ (and_a_side_of_fries)
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An old banana is better than no banana.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gstovz/an_old_banana_is_better_than_no_banana/ (Gary_October)
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Average things become more superior when you add the word French to it (e.g. French fries, French toast, French kissing).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gstnp0/average_things_become_more_superior_when_you_add/ (Bradcastle76)
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When we respond to “Your Username is XXX” posts, we are all just playing a big round of cards against humanity with a single card.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gstmtm/when_we_respond_to_your_username_is_xxx_posts_we/ (spookycreaturesinc)
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People think a spillage of ink is a mess unless it is slowly spilt onto their page with a stick

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gstm6i/people_think_a_spillage_of_ink_is_a_mess_unless/ (thatonespecialkid)
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Phone companies removing headphone jack to force us to buy their expensive Bluetooth headphones is as bad as removing pockets in ladies pants to force them to buy their expensive handbags.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gstjl3/phone_companies_removing_headphone_jack_to_force/ (saravannan14)
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As masks are becoming part of life, eye makeup will be the first attraction

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsth1t/as_masks_are_becoming_part_of_life_eye_makeup/ (Imp3113)
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"Lit" and "Cool" are both synonyms and antonyms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gstelz/lit_and_cool_are_both_synonyms_and_antonyms/ (netanOG)
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The friend in your group that you don't vibe to is the real life version of the song you skip in your favorite playlist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gste86/the_friend_in_your_group_that_you_dont_vibe_to_is/ (Holygrail69)
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The guy who killed batman’s parents saved a lot of lives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gstd2s/the_guy_who_killed_batmans_parents_saved_a_lot_of/ (lookbehindyou___)
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Garage's are the trunks of houses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gstc0b/garages_are_the_trunks_of_houses/ (COP_Morty)
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Life is a story, and the years are the numbers of the chapters. We are the authors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gstb17/life_is_a_story_and_the_years_are_the_numbers_of/ (PluckyDog)
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We’re pretty lucky that there’s one language most countries agree on speaking, even if it’s secondarily.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gstav2/were_pretty_lucky_that_theres_one_language_most/ (HiHolT)
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At some point of life, you were talking to a person who is dead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gstamr/at_some_point_of_life_you_were_talking_to_a/ (RioBoiii)
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When you're drinking beer, the beer gets drunk too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gst8ai/when_youre_drinking_beer_the_beer_gets_drunk_too/ (ToYourMotherAskHer)
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You ever wonder why Instagram comments load backwards. Who tf reads a book from the back.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gst7y3/you_ever_wonder_why_instagram_comments_load/ (anthonygreddit)
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5 second ads feel longer than 30 seconds ads you can skip

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gst6ox/5_second_ads_feel_longer_than_30_seconds_ads_you/ (nalced88)
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every story has a good ending, if it doesn't, then it's not over yet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gst5ac/every_story_has_a_good_ending_if_it_doesnt_then/ (AmerulSyaf)
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Parmesan Goldfish taste like regular Goldfish, but somehow.... worse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsjcw7/parmesan_goldfish_taste_like_regular_goldfish_but/ (jawadancer)
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Maybe witches were real and all of them have just been burned to death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsdlul/maybe_witches_were_real_and_all_of_them_have_just/ (purpmayo)
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The older your house is, the more people there are who sat on it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsapxg/the_older_your_house_is_the_more_people_there_are/ (Mistake1504)
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When two ears are combined together, it forms a heart. Clear reason why there's 'ear' in 'heart'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsapjr/when_two_ears_are_combined_together_it_forms_a/ (P480)
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Man buns will be back in fashion once things get back to normal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsanby/man_buns_will_be_back_in_fashion_once_things_get/ (CameCome)
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It's ironic that diamond rings are rarely diamond shaped

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsaln0/its_ironic_that_diamond_rings_are_rarely_diamond/ (cinnamonrosepalm)
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Our pee streams are probably just as unique as our finger prints

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsaglf/our_pee_streams_are_probably_just_as_unique_as/ (jjdammmn)
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George Floyd's killer is probably mad because he did not get away with it like the other cops did.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsafu7/george_floyds_killer_is_probably_mad_because_he/ (sunshineredpancakes)
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When kids fight, it results in minor injuries

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsaeeg/when_kids_fight_it_results_in_minor_injuries/ (LizardWizardXenos)
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You don’t really love reading, you love other people’s writing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsadim/you_dont_really_love_reading_you_love_other/ (the-new-apple)
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Knights in classic fables are always depicted as simps.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsaahp/knights_in_classic_fables_are_always_depicted_as/ (Tm120)
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Higher taxes typically make things cost more but increasing property taxes can lower housing prices.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsaaff/higher_taxes_typically_make_things_cost_more_but/ (jlhawn)
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The computer messages saying "your computer will reboot in x hours" feels more like an instigating threat than just a message

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsaa8e/the_computer_messages_saying_your_computer_will/ (ghostsolid)
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Schrodinger's cat was both alive and dead as long as nobody opened the box. So every person can do anything as long as they don't try - remaining in the superposition of both able and not-able

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsa8yr/schrodingers_cat_was_both_alive_and_dead_as_long/ (TheSomberBison)
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You never notice how everyone takes an audible breath in every few seconds when talking

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsa761/you_never_notice_how_everyone_takes_an_audible/ (Mmari0)
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Your hand cramping is the same as your voice going out, just in writing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsa2zw/your_hand_cramping_is_the_same_as_your_voice/ (lynx_thing)
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That dodgy business that you always suspected is laundering money probably is, if they make it out of the shutdown...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gsa0of/that_dodgy_business_that_you_always_suspected_is/ (ricepop)
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On tv and in films, grown adults play teenagers. But in high school theater, teenagers play grown adults.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs9zmw/on_tv_and_in_films_grown_adults_play_teenagers/ (FutureRocker)
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The fecal oral transmission route is proof that everyone eats shit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs9xsq/the_fecal_oral_transmission_route_is_proof_that/ (mimimomo44)
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Calling someone "talented" can actually potentially be hurtful, because it takes away from the work they put in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs9xrt/calling_someone_talented_can_actually_potentially/ (DiamondShard15)
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We’d all be a lot happier if we minded our own business...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs9w6w/wed_all_be_a_lot_happier_if_we_minded_our_own/ (SenyorHefe)
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If you are thinking about thinking about nothing, then you are indeed not not thinking about nothing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs9usp/if_you_are_thinking_about_thinking_about_nothing/ ([deleted])
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Scissors are an example of cutting edge technology.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs9tzr/scissors_are_an_example_of_cutting_edge_technology/ (The_Strifist)
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30 years ago, it would have seemed weird that filming someone would become a common threat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs9tni/30_years_ago_it_would_have_seemed_weird_that/ (gregory_the_smarmy)
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Maybe some dogs pull the leash because they are masochistic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs9syd/maybe_some_dogs_pull_the_leash_because_they_are/ (G4njaWizard)
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A lot of people will literally lick someone else's butt hole before they'll eat the brown spot on a banana.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs9ovr/a_lot_of_people_will_literally_lick_someone_elses/ (Saul_g0od)
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Pine trees tell each other of the wretched soul-harvest known as "Christmas."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs9nsm/pine_trees_tell_each_other_of_the_wretched/ (SwagMagikarp)
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Maybe tiktok isn't entirely to blame, maybe the parents who give 12 year olds phones and let them do outrageous things are at fault.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs9mip/maybe_tiktok_isnt_entirely_to_blame_maybe_the/ (Rinomaru)
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Masses were provided with abundant information and then distracted by social media apps/games/news etc.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs9ln3/masses_were_provided_with_abundant_information/ (LivinMyAuthenticLife)
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A friend is not just someone that enjoys your company.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs9jbo/a_friend_is_not_just_someone_that_enjoys_your/ (Reckless-Bound)
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Everybody gets kind of grossed out thinking about the people pausing a movie, screenshoting a celebrity nude scene and then upload them, however we are secretly grateful that somebody does.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs9ja6/everybody_gets_kind_of_grossed_out_thinking_about/ (Mask16)
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If Bruce Wayne became bankrupt, Batman would become Daredevil.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs9j43/if_bruce_wayne_became_bankrupt_batman_would/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Dinosaurs were killed in a mass extinction event, which created fossil fuels, which in turn may lead to another mass extinction event.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs9ifs/dinosaurs_were_killed_in_a_mass_extinction_event/ (PastyMcBasicFace)
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There have probably been so many great ideas that have been lost because of someone getting distracted and losing focus.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs9i42/there_have_probably_been_so_many_great_ideas_that/ (muffinlover22)
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Cutting a bunch of little pieces of something feels like a bigger quantity of one big piece of the exact same size.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs9hdg/cutting_a_bunch_of_little_pieces_of_something/ (MansNotHot772)
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Once shelter in place ends, a bunch of people will have to readjust to working with pants on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs9gy8/once_shelter_in_place_ends_a_bunch_of_people_will/ (reachout_touchspace)
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If you were born via a sperm donation, you were handmade.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs9g7p/if_you_were_born_via_a_sperm_donation_you_were/ (Factualhawk404)
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There is sex in Sussex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs9erq/there_is_sex_in_sussex/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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If we all stood in a line and sneezed in one direction, we could potentially make the rotation of earth accelerate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs9egg/if_we_all_stood_in_a_line_and_sneezed_in_one/ (alfas3)
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Calling someone a motherfucker is an insult, but telling someone you fucked their mother is also an insult.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs9e7w/calling_someone_a_motherfucker_is_an_insult_but/ (waIrusmafia)
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History does repeat itself, but in vastly different ways.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs9doo/history_does_repeat_itself_but_in_vastly/ (somkkeshav555)
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Banana oh nana, Half of a cart of them, banana oh nana,

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs9co5/banana_oh_nana_half_of_a_cart_of_them_banana_oh/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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The wearing of masks must be great for the sale of tooth paste.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs9be0/the_wearing_of_masks_must_be_great_for_the_sale/ (roblewk)
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A happy kid on a mechanical horse is really nice, your crush riding on a mechanical horse is NIIICCEEE.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs9b0f/a_happy_kid_on_a_mechanical_horse_is_really_nice/ (genmischief)
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The fact we still don’t have the fucking option to delete picture snaps over snapchat amazes me

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs99he/the_fact_we_still_dont_have_the_fucking_option_to/ (epic-yolo-swag)
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In an alternate universe, humans are infecting the corona

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs98vo/in_an_alternate_universe_humans_are_infecting_the/ (ProBoob)
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If you’re overweight you’re also always weightlifting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs96x7/if_youre_overweight_youre_also_always/ (Becauseisaidsotoo)
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Regardless of how we want the world to be run. Wether by the poor or the elite, there’s always going to be a “leader” and that leader can always and will be corruptible. Social revolution is as natural and reoccurring as an ice age.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs9491/regardless_of_how_we_want_the_world_to_be_run/ (pokey_bum_wannk)
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Passing a Captcha doesn't prove you're not a robot. It just proves you're not a really shitty robot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs93k1/passing_a_captcha_doesnt_prove_youre_not_a_robot/ (YankeeMinstrel)
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Erotica hits you the most when you are single

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs9252/erotica_hits_you_the_most_when_you_are_single/ (shirlott)
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Refugees feel that they are foreigners both in the country they live in and in their country of origin

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs91iw/refugees_feel_that_they_are_foreigners_both_in/ (TsimBouki)
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An ice cube probably holds more water than a sponge

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs90pv/an_ice_cube_probably_holds_more_water_than_a/ (whycaeksogudtho)
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Wolverine and Deadpool can never get circumcised because of their healing factors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs8z18/wolverine_and_deadpool_can_never_get_circumcised/ (into_the_vast_cosmos)
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You can't photograph all cameras at once

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs8xyy/you_cant_photograph_all_cameras_at_once/ (alguienrrr)
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Heavy metal fans make more wind than heavy metal fans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs8wab/heavy_metal_fans_make_more_wind_than_heavy_metal/ (MattyBoi246)
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There's literally nothing left that needs to be rewound, just skipped backwards

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs8uzo/theres_literally_nothing_left_that_needs_to_be/ (dart_catcher)
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In the near future, being born with a grandparent will become more and more rare as people have kids older

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs8upi/in_the_near_future_being_born_with_a_grandparent/ (NessTheGamer)
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Dogs were once an exotic pet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs8rn2/dogs_were_once_an_exotic_pet/ (KingRhoamOfHyrule)
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If there was no gravity, we would not be able to figure out which way is down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs8rks/if_there_was_no_gravity_we_would_not_be_able_to/ ([deleted])
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Ironic how it's always the dreamers that lose sleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs8rkn/ironic_how_its_always_the_dreamers_that_lose_sleep/ (sameerinamdar)
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Birds, when they’re not flying, behave like people with no arms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs8rka/birds_when_theyre_not_flying_behave_like_people/ (cerebolic-parabellum)
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You assume how others think of you by how you think about them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs8rb6/you_assume_how_others_think_of_you_by_how_you/ (PasteurizedPeanut)
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Pixar movies will never have a nude scene

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs8qra/pixar_movies_will_never_have_a_nude_scene/ (moneybot13)
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The future doesn't exist yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs8qke/the_future_doesnt_exist_yet/ (Suaqe)
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We think we're the player character but the truth is that we're NPCs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs8qiu/we_think_were_the_player_character_but_the_truth/ (Huaun)
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If you need to see how far PC culture has taken you, watch an old episode of South Park and calibrate as needed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs8qcu/if_you_need_to_see_how_far_pc_culture_has_taken/ (coa308)
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The difference between 0 and 1 is as significant as the difference between 1 and infinity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs8omc/the_difference_between_0_and_1_is_as_significant/ (Themasterofcomedy209)
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Cameras take real life screenshots.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs8ly1/cameras_take_real_life_screenshots/ (famous_bread)
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Nobody can use both arm rest on a bench.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs8lxv/nobody_can_use_both_arm_rest_on_a_bench/ (Dizsmo)
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The most typed number on a calculator is probably 5318008.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs8lc0/the_most_typed_number_on_a_calculator_is_probably/ (bricksheffield)
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The more A's you see/hear in the middle of the word "bad" generally denotes how bad it really is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs8l3a/the_more_as_you_seehear_in_the_middle_of_the_word/ (Supa_Death)
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More juicy a watermelon gets, less watermelon there is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs8f2t/more_juicy_a_watermelon_gets_less_watermelon/ (fixdoll_)
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Every continent has at least one country that takes up a huge portion in land area except Africa

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs8byy/every_continent_has_at_least_one_country_that/ (SeagullFanClub)
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If Bulldogs and Pugs had normal faces, the Bulldog would look like a Pitbull and the Pug would look like floppy eared Chihuahua

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs8big/if_bulldogs_and_pugs_had_normal_faces_the_bulldog/ (context1954)
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Earth’s animals are going to be so stoked when we’re all dead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs8b2v/earths_animals_are_going_to_be_so_stoked_when/ (vXDos_EquisXv)
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If Sharks and Crocodiles have barely evolved...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs88c3/if_sharks_and_crocodiles_have_barely_evolved/ (Drakeskulled_Reaper)
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While in their natural environment, fish will never feel the sensation of being thirsty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs88bv/while_in_their_natural_environment_fish_will/ (Bi0_B1lly)
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Everything is edible, you might just be allergic to it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs87zt/everything_is_edible_you_might_just_be_allergic/ (clumsydogsdance)
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The first thing people are looking at before you are born are your genitals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs86hq/the_first_thing_people_are_looking_at_before_you/ (SpaceCowboyBisto)
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If you sat in a fountain of youth long enough you could become your parents

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs86gc/if_you_sat_in_a_fountain_of_youth_long_enough_you/ (JoshingCoot737)
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If google is deleting Tik Toks bad reviews, than maybe Tik Tok is some sort of mind control

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs849u/if_google_is_deleting_tik_toks_bad_reviews_than/ (JoesterTheToaster123)
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Capital A looks like the end of pencil

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs83c7/capital_a_looks_like_the_end_of_pencil/ (mroowa)
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If our lives are coins, the first toss would take place when we are born and the second toss would take place right before your death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs835k/if_our_lives_are_coins_the_first_toss_would_take/ (Beginnerer)
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In terms of how we remember a person, the more untimely one’s death is, the better our perception of their life will be.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs82b7/in_terms_of_how_we_remember_a_person_the_more/ (treyg2311)
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You're never wearing clean underwear because underwear isn't clean underwear anymore, the very moment you wear it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs81as/youre_never_wearing_clean_underwear_because/ (FatShady07)
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It is likely that many thoughts here actually were made on the loo 🚽 and not in the shower. Especially the shitty ones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs7z08/it_is_likely_that_many_thoughts_here_actually/ (valrulez)
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People who eat their fingernails have probably eaten in a lifetime half of their bodyweight in keratin

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs7xra/people_who_eat_their_fingernails_have_probably/ (GanSLAYER)
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Poison is a good way of testing if you are dreaming or not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs7tp1/poison_is_a_good_way_of_testing_if_you_are/ (anti-exposure)
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If we had only adopted the seasonal calendar, no holidays would exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs7t8c/if_we_had_only_adopted_the_seasonal_calendar_no/ (ClutchSaddles)
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You are a social construct

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs7t4z/you_are_a_social_construct/ (QueenElsaArrendelle)
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What's worse than overthinking? Being aware of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs7sp1/whats_worse_than_overthinking_being_aware_of_it/ (TempAccountAgain)
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In the world of Harry Potter Santa Claus would sound much more believable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs7s3w/in_the_world_of_harry_potter_santa_claus_would/ (Slippo12)
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The amount of money found in couch cushions will dramatically be reduced due to people not using as much cash.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs7ro6/the_amount_of_money_found_in_couch_cushions_will/ (waffles__88)
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The idea of a giant, meat eating ape sounds crazy until you realize that we are giant, meat eating apes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs7rdo/the_idea_of_a_giant_meat_eating_ape_sounds_crazy/ (Myomyw)
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Getting a tan involes slow cooking yourself in the sun

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs7r5p/getting_a_tan_involes_slow_cooking_yourself_in/ (Haploid7)
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The fatter you are the better chance you have at winning in spin the bottle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs7r4n/the_fatter_you_are_the_better_chance_you_have_at/ (Stump_The_Gnome)
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Couples go to hotels to have sex not just bc of the climax or something like that, they go bc u won't have to clean up the bed after it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs7qts/couples_go_to_hotels_to_have_sex_not_just_bc_of/ ([deleted])
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Nowadays, if anyone comes up to you and asks you for directions. Immediately run away from that person because everyone has a GPS and won’t need directions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs7qjv/nowadays_if_anyone_comes_up_to_you_and_asks_you/ (Plays4Days360)
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You will never actually know if the whole world is a figment of your imagination

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs7q12/you_will_never_actually_know_if_the_whole_world/ (20Comer100SaberesXD)
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Todays people who talk in the back of the class are the one who use discord the tchat with their friends while being on zoom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs7ov7/todays_people_who_talk_in_the_back_of_the_class/ (Castel28)
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Barbers have seen the top of your head more than you have, so they probably know more if you have a bald spot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs7nq5/barbers_have_seen_the_top_of_your_head_more_than/ (ElpredePrime)
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People are much more objective about whether a movie is good or bad than they are about whether a song is good or bad

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs7mmt/people_are_much_more_objective_about_whether_a/ (Beccorban)
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Nоbody hаs еvеr bееn оr will bе in аn еmрtу rооm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs7mgi/nоbody_hаs_еvеr_bееn_оr_will_bе_in_аn_еmрtу_rооm/ (Faachinsh)
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Team building activities make people hate their job/bosses even more.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs7m8b/team_building_activities_make_people_hate_their/ (TheTinRam)
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Companies probably have most of our passwords if they save all of our failed login attempts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs7m3w/companies_probably_have_most_of_our_passwords_if/ (ScarfiPK)
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Maybe our dreams are reality and the world we actually live in is the dream

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs7lgb/maybe_our_dreams_are_reality_and_the_world_we/ (YaJustHadToDoIt)
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If everyone sorted by hot, posts would still get to hot. If everyone sorted by new, barely anything would get to hot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs7ir3/if_everyone_sorted_by_hot_posts_would_still_get/ (GKBst)
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If micro-aggressions are micro why do they matter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs7iqc/if_microaggressions_are_micro_why_do_they_matter/ (Ali_Amr_Ezzat)
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Humans as a whole have below average IQ.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs7iq8/humans_as_a_whole_have_below_average_iq/ (cltguydes)
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Shoplifting has two meanings. One of them is the crime people commit. The other meaning is the crime no one will be able to commit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs7g99/shoplifting_has_two_meanings_one_of_them_is_the/ ([deleted])
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Finding bad reviews on a parachute is quite rare

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs7g7d/finding_bad_reviews_on_a_parachute_is_quite_rare/ (BigNibbaDicc)
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Sometimes we have the wrong information for so long the truth blows our mind, like finding out that the sword pulled from stone is not Excalibur.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs7ez3/sometimes_we_have_the_wrong_information_for_so/ (Gilgameshbrah)
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Magnets are the ticks of the robot world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs7emb/magnets_are_the_ticks_of_the_robot_world/ (reggit99)
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The comments section in TikTok feels like when you are a kid watching a cartoon where all the adults are clueless and the kids are left to fend for themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs7egf/the_comments_section_in_tiktok_feels_like_when/ (datacollect_ct)
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Having a beard is manly, but so is shaving

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs7dug/having_a_beard_is_manly_but_so_is_shaving/ (Mutant_Llama1)
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Thousands of people die every year, but there are never any new cemeteries being built.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs7dr6/thousands_of_people_die_every_year_but_there_are/ (PM_ME_UR_ZITS_GURL)
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If you verbally disagree with someone who tells you "You're too sensitive" you're just making them believe in it even more

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs7ayv/if_you_verbally_disagree_with_someone_who_tells/ (carrotcakeblack)
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Temperature guns give a measure of your hotness

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs78ma/temperature_guns_give_a_measure_of_your_hotness/ (Im_Savvage)
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We don't have definite proof that we are the smartest speciesism in ul Mmml on our planet and that the animals don't pretend to be smart and leave us in blissful ignorance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs77m0/we_dont_have_definite_proof_that_we_are_the/ (Yantha05)
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Nobody has taken a photo in front of a mirror with a clear background since the camera was in the way

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs74sa/nobody_has_taken_a_photo_in_front_of_a_mirror/ (HotShotz348)
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We just need to go to sleep so Indians wake up and put that Tik Tok trash where it belongs. Go to sleep!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs71vn/we_just_need_to_go_to_sleep_so_indians_wake_up/ (MelloCyan)
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Society is not getting stupider. We’re just falling for the bait easier and easier.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs70hb/society_is_not_getting_stupider_were_just_falling/ (indigobrownies)
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Squirrels have long, thin tails that just happen to be bushy. If not for that, they would look just like rats. Rats everywhere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs707m/squirrels_have_long_thin_tails_that_just_happen/ (RockleyBob)
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If men talked to women the way women talk to other women, women would probably be insulted. If women talked to men the way men talk to other men, men would probably be insulted. That’s because it would make everyone feel really self-conscious about how we sound.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs6zjx/if_men_talked_to_women_the_way_women_talk_to/ (Lum1nar)
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The difference between hydrating yourself and liquidating yourself is a lot bigger than you would think

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs6zhf/the_difference_between_hydrating_yourself_and/ (unreliab1eNarrator)
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Harambe represents how everything has gone downhill since 2016

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs6wq7/harambe_represents_how_everything_has_gone/ (the-brown-memer)
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Even ghost won't visit when you are crying at 3am.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs6tl8/even_ghost_wont_visit_when_you_are_crying_at_3am/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Aladdin was really selfish with his wishes. He personally experienced life in poverty. He could have made everyone's life better but used the wishes for his own gain, bar the last one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs6tcn/aladdin_was_really_selfish_with_his_wishes_he/ (Silfra)
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All squares are rectangles but not all rectangles are squares.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs6qq1/all_squares_are_rectangles_but_not_all_rectangles/ (ugosquishnow)
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Alcohol is referred to as liquid courage which makes coffee liquid sleep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs6oqf/alcohol_is_referred_to_as_liquid_courage_which/ (Chewbock)
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If everything happened as expected then humans would wish for unexpected things to happen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs6nnn/if_everything_happened_as_expected_then_humans/ (Rocker8111)
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Oil is made from fossils and plastic is made from oil. Plastic dinosaurs are made of real dinosaurs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs6nn8/oil_is_made_from_fossils_and_plastic_is_made_from/ (criticalhash)
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Movies require terrible enemy accuracy for the story to be succesful while games require impressive enemy accuracy for it to have its thrill.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs6nim/movies_require_terrible_enemy_accuracy_for_the/ (dvonnark27)
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We might be the last few generations that learn how to drive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs6m61/we_might_be_the_last_few_generations_that_learn/ (Darkruins_)
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In Jetpack Joyride, the person could have just equipped the jetpack, turned around and exited the way he came.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs6l00/in_jetpack_joyride_the_person_could_have_just/ (Beginnerer)
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Some people have regrets, but no one has any grets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs6im3/some_people_have_regrets_but_no_one_has_any_grets/ (NoBlueNatzys)
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Whoever invented 'the more things change, the more they stay the same' probably copied it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs6hup/whoever_invented_the_more_things_change_the_more/ (Relaxing_Cat)
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Flies must think that we are massive assholes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs6fo7/flies_must_think_that_we_are_massive_assholes/ (SheevSpinner)
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A happy doomer is known as a slav

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs6eco/a_happy_doomer_is_known_as_a_slav/ (philosophical-fapper)
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Flies must think that are massive assholes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs6dpt/flies_must_think_that_are_massive_assholes/ ([deleted])
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There must be at least one undercover spy that has to travel and be in many places of the world quite often, so it would make sense to pose as an Instagram influencer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs6cb9/there_must_be_at_least_one_undercover_spy_that/ (Wildercard)
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There's actually no difference between being assassinated and being murdered

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gs6c4l/theres_actually_no_difference_between_being/ (WeGoHard25)
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A vampire that loves a human technically has a food fetish

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/grwbci/a_vampire_that_loves_a_human_technically_has_a/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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There is no significant lifestyle difference between two induvidual worth of 1 billion and 2 billion, but people earning between 30k to 60 have a significant lifestyle difference.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/grrkt6/there_is_no_significant_lifestyle_difference/ (Syed-Ashik)
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The fewer beers you buy in a store the more you look like an alcoholic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/grqfyo/the_fewer_beers_you_buy_in_a_store_the_more_you/ (marrewerre)
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An infinite amount of sentient beings that could exist will never exist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/grnvp5/an_infinite_amount_of_sentient_beings_that_could/ (thetreebearsfruit)
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Our birthday isn't the day we complete a year, technically it's a day prior

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/grk3uz/our_birthday_isnt_the_day_we_complete_a_year/ (star_o_mega)
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Garlic bread is Italian toast

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gr8eif/garlic_bread_is_italian_toast/ (jval_708)
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Everyone has that one food they can't keep on the house because they will eat it all immediately

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gr7pqn/everyone_has_that_one_food_they_cant_keep_on_the/ (moneybot13)
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The media is not to keep you informed, it’s to keep you upset.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gr3271/the_media_is_not_to_keep_you_informed_its_to_keep/ (SwayzeBG)
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Telling someone that their food is 'Not that spicy' can either be a compliment to your spice intolerance skills or an insult to their cooking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gr2czb/telling_someone_that_their_food_is_not_that_spicy/ (unimportantperson-9)
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We might not see the same colours.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gr0nn7/we_might_not_see_the_same_colours/ (htvkogedyzg)
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The person who figures out seedless strawberries is gonna be rich.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gqm2wt/the_person_who_figures_out_seedless_strawberries/ (Reliquary_of_insight)
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The brain named itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gqlo5o/the_brain_named_itself/ (not_so_special_guy)
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Somebody needs to invent a bed that’s soft when you get in at night and hard when you need to get out in the morning

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gqijim/somebody_needs_to_invent_a_bed_thats_soft_when/ (BlueEyedBoggleFish)
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If you hold an icecube above a candle, the candle will eventually kill itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gppzot/if_you_hold_an_icecube_above_a_candle_the_candle/ (itsJustJason__)
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Self inducing mild hypothermia to lose weight

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gppzep/self_inducing_mild_hypothermia_to_lose_weight/ (dorbed)
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Drive and Blade Runner 2049 are both about Ryan Gosling becoming a real human being, and a real hero. Then he stares off into the sun.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gppyy0/drive_and_blade_runner_2049_are_both_about_ryan/ (The_Last_Boy_Scout)
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Our fear of spiders, falling, sharp objects, and other fears come from our ancestor's survival instinct. With that in mind, our fear of monsters must have come from somewhere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gpos20/our_fear_of_spiders_falling_sharp_objects_and/ (ChilledSn0w)
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Being number zero is better than being number one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gpcd02/being_number_zero_is_better_than_being_number_one/ (TisPython)
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Intresting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gp84zv/intresting/ (tjeodoe)
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We never wash our belts, but they are the first thing we touch after wiping our butts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goxldp/we_never_wash_our_belts_but_they_are_the_first/ (mileslikesmemeslol)
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Collector's Editions aren't what real collectors want.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gow1s8/collectors_editions_arent_what_real_collectors/ (schritefallow)
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The color coding on feminine hygiene products was developed to appeal to male shoppers and make it easier for them to differentiate between said products; on the off chance they had to do the shopping occasionally.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/govyov/the_color_coding_on_feminine_hygiene_products_was/ (naanoonaanoo)
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The people who blur parts of maps for websites must have seen some awful things

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/govye1/the_people_who_blur_parts_of_maps_for_websites/ (Simmonsdude)
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It's impossible to look at a word and not read it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/govw2d/its_impossible_to_look_at_a_word_and_not_read_it/ (Undesirable_11)
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If prodigies require constant mentoring at a young age, we probably just lost a bunch of them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/govui4/if_prodigies_require_constant_mentoring_at_a/ (KodiakSA)
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It seems cruel to snatch candy from a baby, but there is no way you can take candy slowly from a baby.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/govuf3/it_seems_cruel_to_snatch_candy_from_a_baby_but/ (chuletaconadobo)
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Ghosts are humans in spectator mode

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/govu55/ghosts_are_humans_in_spectator_mode/ (gamerboi445)
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We always talk about normal people who look like celebrities, but there are celebrities out there who look like offbrand normal people and nobody knows it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/govsob/we_always_talk_about_normal_people_who_look_like/ (thecoalbee)
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There is a minimum level of motivation required to motivate yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/govq9c/there_is_a_minimum_level_of_motivation_required/ (expiredmemes1)
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The initial person to discover small traces of iron in their blood must've thought, "that can't be healthy"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/govozw/the_initial_person_to_discover_small_traces_of/ (SadFire1)
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Mufasa was the proof that not all felines land on their feet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/govojy/mufasa_was_the_proof_that_not_all_felines_land_on/ (SoyUnFracaso)
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Whether is consciously or subconsciously men live their entire life trying not to get hit in the nuts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/govnwh/whether_is_consciously_or_subconsciously_men_live/ (KittiesAreTooCute)
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“Jessie’s Girl” by Rick Springfield is the ultimate “nice guys” anthem.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/govn4a/jessies_girl_by_rick_springfield_is_the_ultimate/ (greenhouse5)
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In Robots (2005) the real money is in extended warranties, not upgrades.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/govmaq/in_robots_2005_the_real_money_is_in_extended/ (jewsif91)
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Some guy just... decided how dinosaurs sound

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goviuz/some_guy_just_decided_how_dinosaurs_sound/ (muffins226)
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Most people probably don't know the max number for volume on their TV.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goviui/most_people_probably_dont_know_the_max_number_for/ (Trapped_Mechanic)
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Six packs inside the stomach lower the chance of a six pack outside the stomach.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/govimb/six_packs_inside_the_stomach_lower_the_chance_of/ (DrAwkward404)
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Your brain often remembers that you've forgotten something, but doesn't remember the thing/s that you've forgot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/govgbu/your_brain_often_remembers_that_youve_forgotten/ (TheRaiBoi97)
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Woman keep a guy's hoodie post hookup as a trophy and men keep women's panties a trophy, both wear it in public as if it was their own property.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/govf7m/woman_keep_a_guys_hoodie_post_hookup_as_a_trophy/ (nearedge)
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If you could trace pay phones, so many movie/tv show scenarios would play out very differently

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gove7t/if_you_could_trace_pay_phones_so_many_movietv/ (please-kil-me)
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Frieza’s final form really wasn’t his actual real final form.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/govc0y/friezas_final_form_really_wasnt_his_actual_real/ (Plus-Staff)
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A group of art critics conspiring to like one guy's work could have averted WWII. Something equally silly will probably be what could have averted WWIII.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/govahp/a_group_of_art_critics_conspiring_to_like_one/ (DrAwkward404)
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Any age difference in a couple can seem creepy if you picture the youngest one as a baby

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gov7y6/any_age_difference_in_a_couple_can_seem_creepy_if/ (DubcekD)
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It's impossible to make a good joke without at least one person being offended

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gov744/its_impossible_to_make_a_good_joke_without_at/ (ARNisUsername)
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If something is on sale for too long it's not much of a sale anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gov6je/if_something_is_on_sale_for_too_long_its_not_much/ (Gneusck)
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Each person still living after we die could be an immortal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gov59b/each_person_still_living_after_we_die_could_be_an/ (assurateur)
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The opposite of night-vision goggles are sunglasses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gov48a/the_opposite_of_nightvision_goggles_are_sunglasses/ (cybermob27)
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Ghosts are humans who are in spectator mode

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gov2l1/ghosts_are_humans_who_are_in_spectator_mode/ (IcyFire69420)
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If the stormtroopers used ancient chain mail instead of futuristic plastic they might have been more protected from the plasma bolts because of the faraday cage effect.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gov11x/if_the_stormtroopers_used_ancient_chain_mail/ (lurklurkpostlurkpost)
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If storm troopers had good aim, the movie would have been a lot shorter and terrible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gov0ni/if_storm_troopers_had_good_aim_the_movie_would/ (Dog_the_unbarked)
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Girls that only lift to get a nicer butt are the same as the dude that only does curls to get bigger arms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gouzd4/girls_that_only_lift_to_get_a_nicer_butt_are_the/ (queen_anns_revenge)
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If The Office was real all the camera men/women would have missed 9 straight years of Christmas and Halloween filming random people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gouw5j/if_the_office_was_real_all_the_camera_menwomen/ (AustralianCanadian)
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The only thing that gets heavier in water is air.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gouw0u/the_only_thing_that_gets_heavier_in_water_is_air/ (apm1313TEM)
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Typically in a school classrooms are the most common room.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goustx/typically_in_a_school_classrooms_are_the_most/ (EarthMarsUranus)
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If men are trash, and men and women are equal, then women are trash.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gouske/if_men_are_trash_and_men_and_women_are_equal_then/ (RandomRedditor1966)
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The word "umlaut" does not contain any umlauts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gouqrt/the_word_umlaut_does_not_contain_any_umlauts/ (SuperPotatoLord)
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Every person has an accent, we just don't notice ours.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goupwb/every_person_has_an_accent_we_just_dont_notice/ (ur_worst_enemy)
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It’s oddly rare that you never see a young police officer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goupoj/its_oddly_rare_that_you_never_see_a_young_police/ (good_old_jrmint)
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The Flash running in slo-mo would just look like a normal person running at a normal pace.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goup59/the_flash_running_in_slomo_would_just_look_like_a/ (Lunar_Wolf770)
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Nail-Biting has recently jumped leaps and bounds up the "most dangerous habit" list

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gounay/nailbiting_has_recently_jumped_leaps_and_bounds/ (SeamrogSeonac)
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Women won't truly be equal to men until they learn to appreciate ferrets, pigeons and stamps.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goun70/women_wont_truly_be_equal_to_men_until_they_learn/ (StaleCraig)
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When we die future generations will have access to all of our lives. (If you post on social media of course)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goumv6/when_we_die_future_generations_will_have_access/ (Franhamery)
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It’s no longer embarrassing to discover pants were unzipped all day at work

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goumrf/its_no_longer_embarrassing_to_discover_pants_were/ (kooky_cd)
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The older you get the shorter an hour feels.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goujgf/the_older_you_get_the_shorter_an_hour_feels/ (Totally_TJ)
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If all things in the universe are equal in cosmological value, do they arise in random order or selected order...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goug88/if_all_things_in_the_universe_are_equal_in/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Some kids whose parents divorced at a young age must have been a failed attempt to save their marriage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goufba/some_kids_whose_parents_divorced_at_a_young_age/ (Kryptohs)
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Set your alarm clock earlier than usual so that you pay in bed and get angry that you're waking up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gouexh/set_your_alarm_clock_earlier_than_usual_so_that/ (DeadStabb)
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The flash could masturbate and nobody will see it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goudu3/the_flash_could_masturbate_and_nobody_will_see_it/ (DuffJ3eeJ2)
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Depending on your age, you are either able to purchase literally no alcohol or the entire world’s supply of alcohol. There is no middle ground.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goudqr/depending_on_your_age_you_are_either_able_to/ (Jtmichel)
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School is a bad tutorial for life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goudah/school_is_a_bad_tutorial_for_life/ ([deleted])
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After a memory erasure device is invented, there will be people erasing their memory regarding a TV show/book/movie to rewatch it again fresh.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goucek/after_a_memory_erasure_device_is_invented_there/ (Idiot_Loli)
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A refrigerator in Antarctica can warm your food when the outside temperature reaches bellow -10°C.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goubg4/a_refrigerator_in_antarctica_can_warm_your_food/ (FISH-SUWA)
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In all the universes you exist in, your dad will always be the same person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gouae2/in_all_the_universes_you_exist_in_your_dad_will/ (TwitchItzRich)
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Love is the embodiment of infinity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goua12/love_is_the_embodiment_of_infinity/ (cullenjk)
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All humans are free ranged

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gou934/all_humans_are_free_ranged/ (_LLAMA_LORD_)
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Fish in real life must feel the same way that someone playing Subnautica does

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gou6t8/fish_in_real_life_must_feel_the_same_way_that/ (oak19-16)
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You're not afraid of being alone in a dark room. You're just afraid of not being alone in a dark room.....

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gou63e/youre_not_afraid_of_being_alone_in_a_dark_room/ (njit1998)
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Shining light on an illuminator makes it appear darker.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gou4vt/shining_light_on_an_illuminator_makes_it_appear/ (accomjor)
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Technically when you go fishing, you don’t catch the fish, the worm does.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gou409/technically_when_you_go_fishing_you_dont_catch/ (hurky-pandora)
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It feels better for someone to laugh at a joke you made up rather than a joke that you heard in the past

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gou3qg/it_feels_better_for_someone_to_laugh_at_a_joke/ (Savin090_)
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If you take the S in Rendezvous, the C in Scent, the extra R in Array, the E in tame, the extra A in Aardvark, and the First M in Mnemonic, you would get a silent scream.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gou3jo/if_you_take_the_s_in_rendezvous_the_c_in_scent/ (AGroupofThisIsCalled)
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we imagine angels with feathers on their wings but we don't imagine them with skin wings like bats

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gou1m5/we_imagine_angels_with_feathers_on_their_wings/ (carbon_tastes_good)
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There is nothing natural about the natural habitat of most human beings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gou07n/there_is_nothing_natural_about_the_natural/ (onlyforthisjob)
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9 times out of 10 you don't have to clip the end of the zip tie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gotzhs/9_times_out_of_10_you_dont_have_to_clip_the_end/ (TheToxicDuck66)
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Your body is made up of all four states of matter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gotynu/your_body_is_made_up_of_all_four_states_of_matter/ (MoonlarkInTheTARDIS)
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If Google is the dad & Bing is the mom, Baidu and Yahoo are the kids, which leaves Ask as the red-headed stepchild.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gotyb9/if_google_is_the_dad_bing_is_the_mom_baidu_and/ (PhotoClock)
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Some people feel drawn to being as close as you can get to Bailey’s without getting your eyes wet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goty9t/some_people_feel_drawn_to_being_as_close_as_you/ (Everydaybadnews)
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The main goal and purpose of all living things is to continue, not work in FedEx customer service or something. Our purpose is basic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goty7n/the_main_goal_and_purpose_of_all_living_things_is/ (AlexKewl)
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There’s a fine line between boxers that hug your nuts and boxers that squeeze your nuts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gotxhq/theres_a_fine_line_between_boxers_that_hug_your/ (Cucumber_Basil)
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There’s technically never a 0% chance that anything will happen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gotwfl/theres_technically_never_a_0_chance_that_anything/ (isqewb3)
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Chrysler C300 is the response of a guy who, when asked whether he was the ass-guy or the titties-guy, just says: "YES"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gotw1h/chrysler_c300_is_the_response_of_a_guy_who_when/ (SilexTech)
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Anti-matter is considered as matter, because it has a mass and a volume...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gotvpp/antimatter_is_considered_as_matter_because_it_has/ (HoplitThePanther)
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At least our eyebrows and eyelashes don't grow as much as the rest of our hair

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gotr4q/at_least_our_eyebrows_and_eyelashes_dont_grow_as/ (oraminer)
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It is probably way easier for teenagers to buy beer with a fake ID now that everyone is wearing masks in grocery stores.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gotq8c/it_is_probably_way_easier_for_teenagers_to_buy/ (snake_lamp)
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The very first cockatiel got slapped in the face

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gotomp/the_very_first_cockatiel_got_slapped_in_the_face/ (juanmaaa10)
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In zombie movies, there are barely ever infant or toddler zombies. They’re all typically early-late adult looking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gotok9/in_zombie_movies_there_are_barely_ever_infant_or/ (PPLovee)
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Jedi would likely use the force to control their bowel movements to have extreme regularity, so as not to feel bloated whilst in battle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gotoa0/jedi_would_likely_use_the_force_to_control_their/ (peelmb)
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It's odd that the most played instrument in the world just happens to be one of the largest that a normal person can buy: the piano.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gotnin/its_odd_that_the_most_played_instrument_in_the/ (-RED4CTED-)
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The more similar your body shape is to the average mannequin, the better your clothes will fit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gotmhd/the_more_similar_your_body_shape_is_to_the/ (Paradoxataur69)
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Zuko was about as effective as Team Rocket as a villain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gotmbl/zuko_was_about_as_effective_as_team_rocket_as_a/ (zbox2345)
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If anti-smoking ads said “Overpopulation is out of control, please smoke. Get your nicotine fix while helping the planet” less people would smoke.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gotl4z/if_antismoking_ads_said_overpopulation_is_out_of/ (CMBeumont_)
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Some people look forward to their cakeday more than their birthday

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gotknu/some_people_look_forward_to_their_cakeday_more/ (Yoel9633)
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There are no cats on Mars because Curiosity has killed them all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gotjf3/there_are_no_cats_on_mars_because_curiosity_has/ (white_noise212)
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Geese are hypocrites because if you honk back and flap your 'wings' they will just complain about you doing it to them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gotjdp/geese_are_hypocrites_because_if_you_honk_back_and/ (thatonegamerplayFH4)
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For actors, it must be strange taking those still life photos for the background family photos in sets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gotj27/for_actors_it_must_be_strange_taking_those_still/ (ailanthuseslumberers)
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Sometimes going left is the right way, but going right is never the left way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gotiln/sometimes_going_left_is_the_right_way_but_going/ (sharkshavemouths)
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A huge part of cycling seems to be the ability to comfortably wear logos.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gothkg/a_huge_part_of_cycling_seems_to_be_the_ability_to/ (andudud)
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People who refuse to wear masks are the same ones that refuse to wear their seatbelt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gotgqs/people_who_refuse_to_wear_masks_are_the_same_ones/ (BradleyKWooldridge)
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Everybody feels bad for the seniors who have to miss out on their graduation, but in fact they are having a once-in-a-lifetime graduation experience.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gotgkn/everybody_feels_bad_for_the_seniors_who_have_to/ (touretticdiabetic)
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Going paperless is actually bad for the environment. When you go the paper route, you keep tree farms alive. Otherwise the land is turned into commercial/residential use if they go out of business.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gotfck/going_paperless_is_actually_bad_for_the/ (hotfries10122)
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Walkie-talkies work even when seated

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/got9td/walkietalkies_work_even_when_seated/ (amiright-ami)
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If you had an invisible car, you would most likely end up in an accident

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/got9rr/if_you_had_an_invisible_car_you_would_most_likely/ (onlyforthisjob)
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That first Monday back is gonna suck.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/got8kt/that_first_monday_back_is_gonna_suck/ (Thomo136)
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When painting there is the smallest chance that you are actually painting a real place without you knowing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/got6l7/when_painting_there_is_the_smallest_chance_that/ (HFDHFDHFDHFD)
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Being able to hear at a deaf convention must be really awkward

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/got6f5/being_able_to_hear_at_a_deaf_convention_must_be/ (totally_not_elon69)
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Most of the characters in the Fast & Furious franchise probably have auto insurance rates that are through the roof.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/got2i6/most_of_the_characters_in_the_fast_furious/ (skepticallincoln)
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It's ironic that a normal mask covers your whole face, but a face mask only covers half your face.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goszjc/its_ironic_that_a_normal_mask_covers_your_whole/ (Erikkamirs)
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The fact that we can manufacture a CPU with over a few billion transistors in it is more fascinating than things like flying cars and other futuristic thoughts from the past.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goszg6/the_fact_that_we_can_manufacture_a_cpu_with_over/ (Fleexio)
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An author will never be able to read their own book through the eyes of someone who doesn't know what happens at the end.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gosxv7/an_author_will_never_be_able_to_read_their_own/ (Nesomo9)
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Your car will never travel as fast as it possibly can, because it has to carry the weight of you in it too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gosxgz/your_car_will_never_travel_as_fast_as_it_possibly/ (cdcarson99)
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Deadheading flowers to increase the flowering period is the practice of forcibly aborting the plants offspring so it struggles on attempting to start the next generation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goss26/deadheading_flowers_to_increase_the_flowering/ (PetroleumBen)
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Abstract painting is adult finger painting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gosrav/abstract_painting_is_adult_finger_painting/ (i-was-reloding-sorry)
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A good way to tell that you're getting older is how big your medicine cabinet is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gospus/a_good_way_to_tell_that_youre_getting_older_is/ (McPussCrocket)
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If carrots really did enable us the see in the dark we would never have to spend money on lights.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gosprj/if_carrots_really_did_enable_us_the_see_in_the/ (lxwxs420)
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You are not absolutely certain that you are a human.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gosppu/you_are_not_absolutely_certain_that_you_are_a/ (Landsteiner7507)
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Fighting against a mosquito is what bosses in videogames feel like when fighting the main character

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goslac/fighting_against_a_mosquito_is_what_bosses_in/ (SpiderJuice7)
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The brain named itself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goskpq/the_brain_named_itself/ ([deleted])
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If you look at the floor you may be making eye contact with someone on the other side of the world without knowing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gosjbw/if_you_look_at_the_floor_you_may_be_making_eye/ (UnderTails63)
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There are no manual doors in Star Wars

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gosiwn/there_are_no_manual_doors_in_star_wars/ (1AsianPanda)
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When you get a farmers tan you start to look like Neapolitan ice cream.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gosi1v/when_you_get_a_farmers_tan_you_start_to_look_like/ (BornSlippyNuxx2000)
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There's nothing that makes you realize you aren't unique like Google

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gosf82/theres_nothing_that_makes_you_realize_you_arent/ (MaeBeaInTheWoods)
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It's crazy that we exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goselb/its_crazy_that_we_exist/ (edgydonut)
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Ww2 and ww1 videogames will never be really historically accurate as in reality practically none used to shoot with the intention to kill

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gosec3/ww2_and_ww1_videogames_will_never_be_really/ (Aryo0)
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If Sharkboy and Lavagirl, and Twilight, only came out 3 years apart, Taylor Lautner was probably a minor in the latter film

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gose6o/if_sharkboy_and_lavagirl_and_twilight_only_came/ (xX-El-Jefe-Xx)
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If Yoda texted someone, he would probably use abbreviations like "h,tb"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goscpp/if_yoda_texted_someone_he_would_probably_use/ (Dionysus_IRL)
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"Contactless" payment terminals tell you to "tap" your card, which implies making contact

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gosbzh/contactless_payment_terminals_tell_you_to_tap/ (stools_in_your_blood)
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You met your mother before you were born.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gosbmi/you_met_your_mother_before_you_were_born/ (bobdarcachon)
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In Harry Potter, images and paintings can be spoken to and they can speak back. Thank goodness Harry doesn't have a body pillow

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gos9jw/in_harry_potter_images_and_paintings_can_be/ (74CK)
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Animals literally have no clue what is going on when we kiss them. None of them uses it as a form of communication.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gos9gu/animals_literally_have_no_clue_what_is_going_on/ (Scandibrovians)
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If you're a squirrel who lives in a nut tree, sometimes your house makes dinner for you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gos8q6/if_youre_a_squirrel_who_lives_in_a_nut_tree/ (NeedsMoreTuba)
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Because of the rise in popularity in animal crossing and decline in air travel, the animal crossing airport is probably getting more traction than most airports.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gos7pt/because_of_the_rise_in_popularity_in_animal/ (AskMeWhatILove)
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If you could walk through walls, You would probably fall through the ground as well

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gos75w/if_you_could_walk_through_walls_you_would/ (xGHOSTRAGEx)
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When you’re a kid, it’s insulting for someone to assume you’re younger than you are, but a compliment to assume you’re older. But as an adult, it’s the other way around.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gos67x/when_youre_a_kid_its_insulting_for_someone_to/ (Dantheman22505)
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Fried eggs really do have a similar aroma and taste as cooked (adult) chicken meat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gos5r1/fried_eggs_really_do_have_a_similar_aroma_and/ (question_23)
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Earth is a giant meatball.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gos5ow/earth_is_a_giant_meatball/ (jschmeau)
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The key to high-level performance is having high-level expectations of yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gos413/the_key_to_highlevel_performance_is_having/ (javskvwkvkxbsc)
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Everyone wants to be a superhero until they’re asked to put a mask on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gos385/everyone_wants_to_be_a_superhero_until_theyre/ (one-punch-knockout)
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Most of the old actors from your childhood movies are dead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gos05c/most_of_the_old_actors_from_your_childhood_movies/ (monkey-go-code)
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Antarctica is one of the smartest and most educated continent on earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goryjf/antarctica_is_one_of_the_smartest_and_most/ ([deleted])
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Flat hotdogs are bologna

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gorxv4/flat_hotdogs_are_bologna/ (Ohhhnothing)
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The letter c is the most useless letter in the alphabet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gorxs2/the_letter_c_is_the_most_useless_letter_in_the/ (grass_taste_bad)
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Birthday represents the day on which you were born and not the day on which you complete a year. Technically it's the day prior

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gorwhk/birthday_represents_the_day_on_which_you_were/ (star_o_mega)
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Eye makeup game has never been better in the western world before

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gorvsl/eye_makeup_game_has_never_been_better_in_the/ (kaushrah)
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One day you’ll probably be able to get an elective surgery where your skin is stripped off and replaced with an impenetrable alloy that looks exactly like human skin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gorua9/one_day_youll_probably_be_able_to_get_an_elective/ (justchase22)
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As far as the internet is concerned January 1st is the day most of humanity was born.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gortjm/as_far_as_the_internet_is_concerned_january_1st/ (hesadude07)
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Everything is made of plastic!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gorse5/everything_is_made_of_plastic/ (mkitty333)
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Most insults are compliments, if you deeply think about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gorrmi/most_insults_are_compliments_if_you_deeply_think/ (NinoRino123)
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People who overuse hygienic products might be dirtier than others

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goro07/people_who_overuse_hygienic_products_might_be/ ([deleted])
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Most 18+ video games are played by people under the age of 18

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gornzt/most_18_video_games_are_played_by_people_under/ (Grandpa-Palpatine)
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Based on the fact humans talk to theirselves wouldn't our clones be quite agreeable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gornt1/based_on_the_fact_humans_talk_to_theirselves/ (Newfypuppie)
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With everyone wearing masks where ever they go, celebrities can go shop in peace and be less recognizable amongst the rest of people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gormtq/with_everyone_wearing_masks_where_ever_they_go/ (MagicSilver)
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Interesting how people used to sleep before masturbation was invented.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gormkz/interesting_how_people_used_to_sleep_before/ (__teju)
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The taller you get, the more accurate your piss gets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gorkr7/the_taller_you_get_the_more_accurate_your_piss/ (Ashboy2000)
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As the population goes up, the probability of having an original idea goes down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gorj5q/as_the_population_goes_up_the_probability_of/ (AFriendOfLife)
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You wouldn’t really need to wear a mask if you were 7 foot tall.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gorf3j/you_wouldnt_really_need_to_wear_a_mask_if_you/ ([deleted])
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Dreams are windows into alternate dimensions, where anything and everything is possible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gorejf/dreams_are_windows_into_alternate_dimensions/ (KnockKnock_FBI)
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Tony Hawk is the worlds oldest teenager

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gorefo/tony_hawk_is_the_worlds_oldest_teenager/ (Grandpa-Palpatine)
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In Wreck it Ralph, the reason the characters can’t respawn outside their respective game is probably because the other game doesn’t have the right code.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gore27/in_wreck_it_ralph_the_reason_the_characters_cant/ (The-KnightMare)
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Immortality is all fun and games until even the universe starts to die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gorcjo/immortality_is_all_fun_and_games_until_even_the/ (Grimations)
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A bear’s natural attack is a b**ch slap.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gorc9h/a_bears_natural_attack_is_a_bch_slap/ (Flyingsquirrel68)
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You can make a new alphabet, but not new sounds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goraaf/you_can_make_a_new_alphabet_but_not_new_sounds/ (ThatGuyWithAnIssue)
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The biggest roadblock to buying a frontdoor cam for package theft is the concern it may be stolen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gor9n0/the_biggest_roadblock_to_buying_a_frontdoor_cam/ (Rise_Chan)
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If everything is equal in the universe then it’s rational that it functions on randomness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gor3gi/if_everything_is_equal_in_the_universe_then_its/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Every book is a Death Note book if you’re willing to wait 100 years

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gor1sh/every_book_is_a_death_note_book_if_youre_willing/ (Keatontech)
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A world where dogs wag their ears when they’re excited rather than their tails

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gor1lz/a_world_where_dogs_wag_their_ears_when_theyre/ (jts0003)
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A refrigerator in Antartica would actually warm your food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gor197/a_refrigerator_in_antartica_would_actually_warm/ ([deleted])
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If your constantly looking in the wrong perspective, it will become reality.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gor0lb/if_your_constantly_looking_in_the_wrong/ ([deleted])
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Athirsts in fiction are always wrong

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goqxz9/athirsts_in_fiction_are_always_wrong/ (curvysquares)
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It always feels like it takes longer to walk to a new place than it feels to walk back from it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goqwm3/it_always_feels_like_it_takes_longer_to_walk_to_a/ ([deleted])
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It took 2 nuclear bombs to make a nation draw girls with tremendous boobs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goqvy5/it_took_2_nuclear_bombs_to_make_a_nation_draw/ (KingBey21)
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The drier your throat is, the longer the cooldown between each gulp

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goqu8b/the_drier_your_throat_is_the_longer_the_cooldown/ (Mercysh)
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The unemployment office is understaffed... let that sink in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goqt4m/the_unemployment_office_is_understaffed_let_that/ (Aetherimp)
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Saying no comment is doing exactly what you are saying you *aren’t* doing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goqrus/saying_no_comment_is_doing_exactly_what_you_are/ ([deleted])
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It’s the pressure on a wound that causes most of the pain not the wound.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goqrg1/its_the_pressure_on_a_wound_that_causes_most_of/ (kur955)
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Farting underwater makes you heavier, because you are less buoyant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goqqc7/farting_underwater_makes_you_heavier_because_you/ (XkcasaX)
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Seagulls can literally fly but the thing that makes them the happiest is eating garbage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goqnkg/seagulls_can_literally_fly_but_the_thing_that/ (Chowdergrrl)
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CPUs without integrated graphics can never have dreams

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goqlb9/cpus_without_integrated_graphics_can_never_have/ (RexButs)
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“Lawyer” is a pretty lazy word.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goqhk5/lawyer_is_a_pretty_lazy_word/ (hapepper)
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George Lucas didn’t like that Han shot first, so he decided to go back and change that, but not delete a scene where siblings kiss.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goqfz6/george_lucas_didnt_like_that_han_shot_first_so_he/ (-Kiwi-Man-)
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Man of Steel would have been the perfect superman movie, if snapping Zod's neck had the force of an atom bomb, instead of a lil' shockwave.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goqfkx/man_of_steel_would_have_been_the_perfect_superman/ (Drostan_S)
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Overtime the originality of object and ideas will cease to exist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goqcx3/overtime_the_originality_of_object_and_ideas_will/ (DARK_SHADOW_DJ_31)
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You'll meet someone who loves you for you as long as you stay true to yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goqbk2/youll_meet_someone_who_loves_you_for_you_as_long/ (JasperxSharp)
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Italy was nothing shaped until the boots were invented

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goqb1a/italy_was_nothing_shaped_until_the_boots_were/ (LegenDerryGuitars)
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Ironically, most people who refer to themselves as being "hip" will need to have that replaced in the coming years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goq8kg/ironically_most_people_who_refer_to_themselves_as/ (raychenviolin)
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Glasses do technically make you smarter by allowing you to see the learning material with clearer understanding and vision.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goq7cl/glasses_do_technically_make_you_smarter_by/ ([deleted])
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With No Natural Predators Around. Humans Have Become Their Own Worst Enemy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goq5i4/with_no_natural_predators_around_humans_have/ (joeythekidisamon)
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The El Camino is the mullet of vehicles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goq4jp/the_el_camino_is_the_mullet_of_vehicles/ (jmereddit958)
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The first phone was useless until the second one was invented

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goq492/the_first_phone_was_useless_until_the_second_one/ (Kregio73)
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Kids in 15-20 years will see HL:Alyx as nostalgic just like how we see HL1 and 2 are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goq2sn/kids_in_1520_years_will_see_hlalyx_as_nostalgic/ (epaldz)
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Someone really started putting paper up their ass to clean it and we just went with it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goq22d/someone_really_started_putting_paper_up_their_ass/ (Potato_on_Kyle)
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Someone in the Starwars universe created droids but then decided to give them their own language instead of something already known

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goq221/someone_in_the_starwars_universe_created_droids/ (RockLeePower)
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Dogs share the same opinion as us on their owners going to work

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goq10s/dogs_share_the_same_opinion_as_us_on_their_owners/ ([deleted])
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The more aggressive the marketing, the less trustworthy the company/product is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goq0up/the_more_aggressive_the_marketing_the_less/ (stillakilla18)
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You are not a bum if you are wearing Bum equipments apparel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gopzll/you_are_not_a_bum_if_you_are_wearing_bum/ (PopsicleWarrior)
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Earlier for every curious question the most probable answer was fod

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gopyfl/earlier_for_every_curious_question_the_most/ (neelothpal-vipparla)
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Shoutout to all the people getting face tats thinking they’ll get famous and end up having to get a normal job.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gopwyy/shoutout_to_all_the_people_getting_face_tats/ (nateyp123)
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Humans get amazed by both fake pictures that look real and real pictures that look fake.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gopwkt/humans_get_amazed_by_both_fake_pictures_that_look/ (tobgoole)
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If anyone could read minds, they'd probably go insane from the nonstop hearing of songs stuck in everyone's heads

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gopwbt/if_anyone_could_read_minds_theyd_probably_go/ (datedusername)
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Humans have the power of regeneration

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gopw9i/humans_have_the_power_of_regeneration/ (honeybonesX)
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Being the reason someone wakes up in the hospital can be two totally different things depending on your job and the impact you have made on their life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gopvzh/being_the_reason_someone_wakes_up_in_the_hospital/ (OneChaoticMFer)
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Zombies are the only orphans with pare ts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gopvug/zombies_are_the_only_orphans_with_pare_ts/ (AliSbaine)
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Cannibalism is gluten free and keto.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gopv1s/cannibalism_is_gluten_free_and_keto/ (mousebert)
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Assuming the rockets don't improve, it would take modern astronauts a little longer than previous astronauts to reach the moon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goptnh/assuming_the_rockets_dont_improve_it_would_take/ (Chick3nsWings)
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Humans are the only living think that can snap there fingers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gopssc/humans_are_the_only_living_think_that_can_snap/ (Carguy38)
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If your parents are fifty, they're half a century old.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gops6y/if_your_parents_are_fifty_theyre_half_a_century/ (comrade_slav_mcsquat)
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Cringing at one's past is a sign of progress and self-improvement

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goprk7/cringing_at_ones_past_is_a_sign_of_progress_and/ (ow2n)
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If someone passes you on the right while driving one of you is an idiot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gopqiu/if_someone_passes_you_on_the_right_while_driving/ (_WinnerTakesAll_)
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The biggest lottery odds is being born to rich parents

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gopqi0/the_biggest_lottery_odds_is_being_born_to_rich/ ([deleted])
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Because of gravity, if you fall to your death it's technically a fatal attraction

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gopqc3/because_of_gravity_if_you_fall_to_your_death_its/ (electricwagon)
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The word zebra is heard less and less after you become proficient at the alphabet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goppg7/the_word_zebra_is_heard_less_and_less_after_you/ (SilentInevitable4)
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OnlyFans has probably been getting more popular because strip clubs are closed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gopoc8/onlyfans_has_probably_been_getting_more_popular/ (COP_Morty)
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It must suck to be a bird when it starts to hail.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gopmld/it_must_suck_to_be_a_bird_when_it_starts_to_hail/ (Phone_Jesus)
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When it’s really windy, all the people walking outside look like they are little drunk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gopmff/when_its_really_windy_all_the_people_walking/ (Berthole)
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Most of us probably aren’t attractive or smart enough to be serial killers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gopkh0/most_of_us_probably_arent_attractive_or_smart/ (hit-the-brakes)
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There’s ALWAYS that one thing you despise but can’t do anything about it because there’s to many people enjoying it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gopk8j/theres_always_that_one_thing_you_despise_but_cant/ (BladeDash101)
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Assorted is the opposite of sorted that is why they are mixed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gopizd/assorted_is_the_opposite_of_sorted_that_is_why/ (arcadia222222)
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A company refusing to use open source software is doing so because it doesn't allow them to buy your information.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gopi7x/a_company_refusing_to_use_open_source_software_is/ (rhythmtech)
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We mostly hear birds when we don’t see them, but when we see them they barely make a sound.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gopfzh/we_mostly_hear_birds_when_we_dont_see_them_but/ (matthew1234017)
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The certainty of punishment is a better deterrent than the quantum of punishment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gopecc/the_certainty_of_punishment_is_a_better_deterrent/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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The mom from "The Incredibles" might not be as thicc as we think, but use her powers to enlarge her butt

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gopec9/the_mom_from_the_incredibles_might_not_be_as/ (VenerealBurrito)
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A guy over 100 year old refuses to eat a meatball, fights with his friend so the latter doesn't eat the meatball as well, and then falls in love with the meatball. That's basically what Twilight is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gopcba/a_guy_over_100_year_old_refuses_to_eat_a_meatball/ (PowerOfLove1985)
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You can’t brag about being humble.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gopc29/you_cant_brag_about_being_humble/ (BumfuzzlingGubbin)
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Certainly the atoms in your wedding ring were made outside the solar system.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gopaa4/certainly_the_atoms_in_your_wedding_ring_were/ (neelothpal-vipparla)
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Nobody notices your mustache until you shave the rest of your facial hair

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gop8nf/nobody_notices_your_mustache_until_you_shave_the/ (NoParlayNoFood)
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People make up the bed just to mess it up again every night.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gop7s9/people_make_up_the_bed_just_to_mess_it_up_again/ (thesweatyhole)
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Your penis have two state, it was either a piece of meat or a joystick

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gop574/your_penis_have_two_state_it_was_either_a_piece/ (Dhonnan)
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Calendars would sell more if the prices were prorated.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gop4u8/calendars_would_sell_more_if_the_prices_were/ ([deleted])
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There's a chance that you've drove past a celebritiy's house before

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gop12d/theres_a_chance_that_youve_drove_past_a/ (sqeakyj)
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There’s no such thing as a bag of Cheetos they’re either crunchy or puffed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gop0tj/theres_no_such_thing_as_a_bag_of_cheetos_theyre/ (j_rich19)
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Teachers going over the top for their students are heroes. Those posting about it on FB are instead just narcissists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gop0q4/teachers_going_over_the_top_for_their_students/ (KegM4n)
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Universally, most people’s favorite childhood memory is being outside

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gop0je/universally_most_peoples_favorite_childhood/ (hutimuti)
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Hearing your favourite song when you happen upon it sounds way better than when you hear it on your playlist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gop08s/hearing_your_favourite_song_when_you_happen_upon/ (purplgurl)
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No procrastinator ever went on working, saying he'd rather procrastinate tomorrow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goozjo/no_procrastinator_ever_went_on_working_saying_hed/ (MinFootspace)
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If everyone is unique then copying someone makes you even more unique.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gooz4q/if_everyone_is_unique_then_copying_someone_makes/ (RamenTg)
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If you're making soup you're polluting water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gooyfk/if_youre_making_soup_youre_polluting_water/ (Seibzehn17)
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Playing Thomas or Martha Wayne in a movie must be very disappointing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gooxze/playing_thomas_or_martha_wayne_in_a_movie_must_be/ (Sh0ckWav3_)
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Inside every adult is a child that still wants to buy the toys they couldn't have

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gooxsm/inside_every_adult_is_a_child_that_still_wants_to/ ([deleted])
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Procrastination about procrastination , leads to better procrastination!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goovsf/procrastination_about_procrastination_leads_to/ (Madman-26)
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Teenage is when the parents become stupid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goov38/teenage_is_when_the_parents_become_stupid/ (MinFootspace)
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The moral of the story in Plants vs. Zombies is to eat your vegetables.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gooqc4/the_moral_of_the_story_in_plants_vs_zombies_is_to/ (Dr_Calcium)
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It's really annoying that we live in such a technologically advanced age and we still can't unpress a button in a lift.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gooq4s/its_really_annoying_that_we_live_in_such_a/ (74CK)
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In avatar the last airbender why do no adults or fighters go along with these three kids. the only other people they let go along with them is another kid later on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goopz5/in_avatar_the_last_airbender_why_do_no_adults_or/ (theyoungson_)
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In an other timeline, the fall you managed to recover from probably killed you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goopta/in_an_other_timeline_the_fall_you_managed_to/ (Demypeace)
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Saying please at the end of a request sounds polite but saying it at the beginning sounds passive aggressive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gooplo/saying_please_at_the_end_of_a_request_sounds/ (Roy-C137)
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Fist bumping saved lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gooo5j/fist_bumping_saved_lives/ (DweeblesX)
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Guys named Rich probably clean up on Tinder

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goonym/guys_named_rich_probably_clean_up_on_tinder/ (Ducati0411)
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You are less social on social media than you are in real life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goonms/you_are_less_social_on_social_media_than_you_are/ (SlavicJedi)
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Contortionists are less likely to get severely injured in car crashes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goonjq/contortionists_are_less_likely_to_get_severely/ (bluesky38)
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The one mosquito who won’t leave despite all the DEET you put on are their daredevils and stuntmen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goon85/the_one_mosquito_who_wont_leave_despite_all_the/ (Eball18)
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Vincent Van Gogh’s Starry Night is a painting of wind currents

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gool14/vincent_van_goghs_starry_night_is_a_painting_of/ (ThrowawayForLove42)
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The true sign of becoming an adult is when you go from favoring drumsticks to flats

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gookuz/the_true_sign_of_becoming_an_adult_is_when_you_go/ (DingleBerryWalt)
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Somewhere in the world, someone just dropped a glass or plate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gookqw/somewhere_in_the_world_someone_just_dropped_a/ (Knascher)
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There's a whole generation of Tinder babies, whose mum and dad will probably never tell how they really met

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/googul/theres_a_whole_generation_of_tinder_babies_whose/ (letitrollpanda)
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When you're looking at the night sky you are basicaly capturing photons that have travelled through a galaxy and seen many interesting things along it's way, with your eyes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/googmn/when_youre_looking_at_the_night_sky_you_are/ ([deleted])
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Future space stations will probably have a specialized airlock that you can stick you butt in to fart odor free.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goog6i/future_space_stations_will_probably_have_a/ (NothingIsInMyButt)
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Cheese has holes More cheese = more holes More holes = less cheese More cheese = less cheese

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gooepe/cheese_has_holes_more_cheese_more_holes_more/ (thekingjoris)
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Everyone can instinctively grab the handles in table football without missing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gooe8e/everyone_can_instinctively_grab_the_handles_in/ (EfficientWall)
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There's no such thing as a hereditary belly-button

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/good4v/theres_no_such_thing_as_a_hereditary_bellybutton/ (jingo800)
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Humans are afraid of the dark but animals are not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gooaht/humans_are_afraid_of_the_dark_but_animals_are_not/ (Nesomo9)
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A refrigerator in Antarctica would heat your food up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goo7oi/a_refrigerator_in_antarctica_would_heat_your_food/ (Munching-Banana)
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Results decide whether you are brave or stupid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goo7o8/results_decide_whether_you_are_brave_or_stupid/ (neelothpal-vipparla)
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If human souls would reincarnate into a new human the second you die, you would still die, as your memories and the knowledge you gained and that define your personality are lost forever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goo5l4/if_human_souls_would_reincarnate_into_a_new_human/ (42Catperson)
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Results decided whether you are brave or stupid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goo42k/results_decided_whether_you_are_brave_or_stupid/ ([deleted])
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Bravery is idiocy with good intentions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goo2sl/bravery_is_idiocy_with_good_intentions/ (Uncrackable_Cipher)
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The only difference between high jump and limbo is whether you go over or under the bar

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goo2dm/the_only_difference_between_high_jump_and_limbo/ (brettellier)
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When you look at feral people raised in the wild, that's the baseline human experience. Stripped down from every societal advantage we have. That's you, minus the DLC.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goo1ra/when_you_look_at_feral_people_raised_in_the_wild/ (coolcatmcfat)
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Tarantulas are the big cats of the spider world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goo1ow/tarantulas_are_the_big_cats_of_the_spider_world/ (ThisIsAnAccountUser)
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You may have encountered a four-leaves clover, but with one leaf eaten by a snail.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goo1ck/you_may_have_encountered_a_fourleaves_clover_but/ (Capsai-Sins)
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Milk is known for helping get rid of a spicy taste, knowing that makes spicy cheese a paradox

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goo083/milk_is_known_for_helping_get_rid_of_a_spicy/ (Random6102)
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One star in the daytime can blind us, but a thousand stars in the night sky is a beautiful scene

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gonz9v/one_star_in_the_daytime_can_blind_us_but_a/ (3slyfox)
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As a pet, you learn very quickly whether you're cute or not by people's reactions to you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gonz8s/as_a_pet_you_learn_very_quickly_whether_youre/ (thatsgregbuddy)
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Sloths can hold their breaths longer than dolphins, so a land mammal can stay under water longer than an aquatic mammal basically

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gonytq/sloths_can_hold_their_breaths_longer_than/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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You have probably never seen your grandma jump

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gonvob/you_have_probably_never_seen_your_grandma_jump/ (shaunZfrenzy)
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The game can be lost when no one else is playing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gonumn/the_game_can_be_lost_when_no_one_else_is_playing/ ([deleted])
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If the Joker would've been invited on the Eric Andre show instead of Murray's, the audience probably would have found his bit hilarious.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gonu2b/if_the_joker_wouldve_been_invited_on_the_eric/ (Alex_Sylvian)
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You have probably never seen you grandma jump.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gonsmn/you_have_probably_never_seen_you_grandma_jump/ ([deleted])
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Complaining may be annoying at times, but some things we enjoy were the result of enough people complaining.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gonp51/complaining_may_be_annoying_at_times_but_some/ (shyles25)
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Having sex inside a dream is a literal mindfuck.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gonp4c/having_sex_inside_a_dream_is_a_literal_mindfuck/ (AydinF01)
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If given a choice, most people would marry their childhood crush as compared to any model.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gono5k/if_given_a_choice_most_people_would_marry_their/ (orientsoul)
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Blind people can't be eyewitnesses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gonnbk/blind_people_cant_be_eyewitnesses/ (Doodle_Dragon)
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A refrigerator in Antarctica would actually warm your food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gonm9j/a_refrigerator_in_antarctica_would_actually_warm/ (Clever_Username06)
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All kids cheat the same amount, its just the smart kids don't get caught.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gongqr/all_kids_cheat_the_same_amount_its_just_the_smart/ (KingofOrono)
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Doing sit-ups is weird. You basically switch from laying to sitting until you're hot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gongey/doing_situps_is_weird_you_basically_switch_from/ (Pax19)
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"You can't have your cake and eat it too" implies that the only way to eat cake is to have someone feed it to you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gongby/you_cant_have_your_cake_and_eat_it_too_implies/ ([deleted])
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You can take any letter off of “boat” and it would still make a word.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gonfe0/you_can_take_any_letter_off_of_boat_and_it_would/ ([deleted])
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The inside of a bottle of rubbing alcohol is possibly one of the most sterile environments on Earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gonfah/the_inside_of_a_bottle_of_rubbing_alcohol_is/ (Blitzkreeg21)
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...return some video tapes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gonf47/return_some_video_tapes/ (thejoeymonster)
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It is physically impossible to learn your first language from a book.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gonf29/it_is_physically_impossible_to_learn_your_first/ (StubUrToe3)
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After you finish a drawing, your sketchbook becomes a little bit heavier.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gonau2/after_you_finish_a_drawing_your_sketchbook/ (mcudiesinendgame)
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Hike and seek or peekaboo just teaches us how to hide from predators

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gon9on/hike_and_seek_or_peekaboo_just_teaches_us_how_to/ ([deleted])
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If the Batman character, Clayface, were real, we might be able to find out what historical figures actually looked like. Like King Tut per se

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gon8ck/if_the_batman_character_clayface_were_real_we/ (FadeToBlack8404)
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A scratchy sweater makes you itchy and an itchy sweater makes you scratch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gon5p5/a_scratchy_sweater_makes_you_itchy_and_an_itchy/ (chickenfishes)
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If tuna is the "chicken of the sea" then tinned anchovies are "country ham of the sea".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gon215/if_tuna_is_the_chicken_of_the_sea_then_tinned/ (RaeSor)
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Getting cut off by a hot girl while driving is a strange experience. You’re like “FUCK YOU! Take that as you please!”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gon1f1/getting_cut_off_by_a_hot_girl_while_driving_is_a/ (YT_AmbushAnime)
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Spices are the drugs of cooking

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gon0a1/spices_are_the_drugs_of_cooking/ (lolxdfamsauce)
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Prestigious educational institutes like Harvard doesn't produce talented people; they take-in talented hardworking people and graduate them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gon05g/prestigious_educational_institutes_like_harvard/ (YuYuD)
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Don't take criticism from anyone you wouldn't take advice from

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gomzao/dont_take_criticism_from_anyone_you_wouldnt_take/ (harmony-rose)
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You can never see the entirety of any object.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gomxpb/you_can_never_see_the_entirety_of_any_object/ (try_again_l8er)
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Humans have been extremely horny in the past 70 years (population went up 5 billion in 70 years while thousands of years of history only amounted to around 2 billion people).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gomxll/humans_have_been_extremely_horny_in_the_past_70/ (ITotallyDoNotWhale)
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With everyone wearing masks, fake IDs are probably easier to pull off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gomthw/with_everyone_wearing_masks_fake_ids_are_probably/ (noonequestionsthedog)
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Grey could be an entirely new colour that we can't see.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gomt2i/grey_could_be_an_entirely_new_colour_that_we_cant/ (ThePaperEmpire)
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Technically a 180° turn is also a 360° turn because its 3x60°

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gomt2a/technically_a_180_turn_is_also_a_360_turn_because/ (dankmeme_diver)
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Lego jurassic park is made from real dinasaurs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gomqf1/lego_jurassic_park_is_made_from_real_dinasaurs/ (jebbaok)
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When you listen to music, there are probably hundreds of people around the world listening to the same song

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gomo4z/when_you_listen_to_music_there_are_probably/ (GhostySam)
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Table has 4 legs and 5 characters. Tripod has 3 legs and 6 characters. Bicycle has 2 wheels and 7 characters. Unicycle has 1 wheel and 8 characters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gommwq/table_has_4_legs_and_5_characters_tripod_has_3/ (sudoku12)
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When a pregnant women goes for a swim she becomes a human submarine

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gommc5/when_a_pregnant_women_goes_for_a_swim_she_becomes/ (554961a)
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Lots of people will try to debunk any online article but then read one nonfiction book and believe it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gomm9t/lots_of_people_will_try_to_debunk_any_online/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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Because light and sound have set speeds, you can only see and hear the past versions of everything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gomlbm/because_light_and_sound_have_set_speeds_you_can/ (RobertGBradley)
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In Antarctica, a refrigerator would actually heat up your food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gomkq2/in_antarctica_a_refrigerator_would_actually_heat/ ([deleted])
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Since the femur leg bone is stronger than concrete then that would make your leg resistant to chainsaws since concrete is resistant to chainsaws.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gomk99/since_the_femur_leg_bone_is_stronger_than/ (KeatonP15)
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When you hear the word vacation it's hard not to immediately think about someone sitting on the beach with a drink in their hand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gomjit/when_you_hear_the_word_vacation_its_hard_not_to/ ([deleted])
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People judge habitual nudists, but to be fair they were just born that way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gomjgv/people_judge_habitual_nudists_but_to_be_fair_they/ (takaperoinen-miete)
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If a pregnant woman swims, the baby is inside a submarine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gomiwr/if_a_pregnant_woman_swims_the_baby_is_inside_a/ (AkivaE)
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People either wait for water to warm up, or they jump right into the shower. And no one knows who does which method.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gomiqr/people_either_wait_for_water_to_warm_up_or_they/ (Bilbo-T-Baggins1)
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The technology to play Beat Saber has been around since the Wii

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gomips/the_technology_to_play_beat_saber_has_been_around/ (_RPGabe_)
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Every person is overqualified to solve a problem they will never encounter because of the internet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gomhwb/every_person_is_overqualified_to_solve_a_problem/ (deletedin5432)
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Every day, someone on Earth unknowingly eats the most food in the world for that day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gomgdd/every_day_someone_on_earth_unknowingly_eats_the/ (Mopi_is_short)
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Kamikaze is sure one hell of a ride.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gomejy/kamikaze_is_sure_one_hell_of_a_ride/ (YutaYutaO)
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Kamikaze is one sure hell of a ride.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gomdbu/kamikaze_is_one_sure_hell_of_a_ride/ ([deleted])
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Soda cans with soda in them are motionsick

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gomb0q/soda_cans_with_soda_in_them_are_motionsick/ (Smexy_Zarow)
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Overcooking meat is preferable to undercooking it. But no one thinks that when they're chewing on dry chicken.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gomavv/overcooking_meat_is_preferable_to_undercooking_it/ (SomaYoga)
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You can put anything on a pizza, and potatoes goes with everything, yet potatoes on a pizza isn't common at all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gomacq/you_can_put_anything_on_a_pizza_and_potatoes_goes/ (Soapchrome)
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Life simulators are boring because they simulate real life but real life is similar to life simulators.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gom7mc/life_simulators_are_boring_because_they_simulate/ ([deleted])
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Our grandkids hearing “F**k off” will think it’s an attempt to remotely disable ones ability to smash.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gom724/our_grandkids_hearing_fk_off_will_think_its_an/ ([deleted])
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You’re never walking the wrong way when you’re walking on stairs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gom6bh/youre_never_walking_the_wrong_way_when_youre/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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Smoke in the air behaves like ink in water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gom5vp/smoke_in_the_air_behaves_like_ink_in_water/ (Blue--curtains)
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Even though most dictionaries would consider them synonymous, “aged cheddar” sounds so gourmet, while “old cheese” just seems unappealing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gom50h/even_though_most_dictionaries_would_consider_them/ (nibbythebird)
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Con artists working in real estate could be referred to as fake estate workers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gom4oc/con_artists_working_in_real_estate_could_be/ (an_emo_dorknerd)
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Many people will tell you that you lost weight, but never when you gain weight

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gom250/many_people_will_tell_you_that_you_lost_weight/ (Domdd86)
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It's probably very likely that there was more native races that we don't know about because they've been wiped out from history after being slaughtered

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gom0c6/its_probably_very_likely_that_there_was_more/ (SnuffySnoos)
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When you imagine your bosses naked, they are a lot less intimidating

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/golxy7/when_you_imagine_your_bosses_naked_they_are_a_lot/ (pornographies)
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The first 18 years of life are a a useless tutorial for life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/golxd3/the_first_18_years_of_life_are_a_a_useless/ (NinoRino123)
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At some point we moved from doing animated shows about famous live action movies to do the other way around.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goluz6/at_some_point_we_moved_from_doing_animated_shows/ (IrshamWindborn)
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If humans colonized mars we might need to pay oxygen bills

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goluvi/if_humans_colonized_mars_we_might_need_to_pay/ (taylor_bradle08)
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Dogs like to sniff people making kissy faces because lips make a butthole shape.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goltse/dogs_like_to_sniff_people_making_kissy_faces/ (HalfOffEveryWndsdy)
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Henry VIII's wife was royally fucked in two entirely different ways.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/golspb/henry_viiis_wife_was_royally_fucked_in_two/ (Salmonellq)
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The pizza crust is free bread sticks that’s why you get dipping sauce.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gols3c/the_pizza_crust_is_free_bread_sticks_thats_why/ (yalgking)
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The first Terminator film teaches us to never list our phone numbers in the telephone directory.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/golrlz/the_first_terminator_film_teaches_us_to_never/ (lopezjessy)
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Mattresses are human rectangular trampolines.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/golnzb/mattresses_are_human_rectangular_trampolines/ ([deleted])
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Earth benders could just crush/break/move someone’s bones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/golnkr/earth_benders_could_just_crushbreakmove_someones/ (Jedipenguin06)
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Horror games get way less scary when you know how the jumpscares are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/golm99/horror_games_get_way_less_scary_when_you_know_how/ (Potato_Spirit)
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In most of the prank videos, the only ones getting pranked are the ones watching them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/golkhg/in_most_of_the_prank_videos_the_only_ones_getting/ (orientsoul)
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Having too much light in your eyes could blind, having too little light in your eyes could also blind you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/golkam/having_too_much_light_in_your_eyes_could_blind/ (FkHarlequin-)
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In most prank vidoes the only ones getting pranked are viewers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/golj8y/in_most_prank_vidoes_the_only_ones_getting/ ([deleted])
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Life is a journey, death is the destination

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/golivy/life_is_a_journey_death_is_the_destination/ (VenkaMan007)
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Earth's landscapes and animals are as weird as they could be at any other planet, the only difference is that we are used to them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/golina/earths_landscapes_and_animals_are_as_weird_as/ (El_Cepe)
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Most things we learn in high school science classes will no longer be true in the future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goli9t/most_things_we_learn_in_high_school_science/ (IMissFreedom)
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You know you're old when your friends start buying e-bikes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goli5d/you_know_youre_old_when_your_friends_start_buying/ (4sventy)
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If you have multiple clap infections you technically have a round of applause.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goli2j/if_you_have_multiple_clap_infections_you/ (tysmily)
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As far as humans are concerned, dinosaurs will always have been extinct for 65 million years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/golh7m/as_far_as_humans_are_concerned_dinosaurs_will/ (JohnnyCactusSeed)
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There is no combination of rage and love quite like the look shared between a man and his dog after the dog just tried to eat the fucking cat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/golgsq/there_is_no_combination_of_rage_and_love_quite/ (Thenegativeone10)
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There is no combination or rage and love quite as powerful as the look shared between a man and his dog after the dog just tried to eat the fucking cat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/golfja/there_is_no_combination_or_rage_and_love_quite_as/ ([deleted])
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More people have had thoughts on the moon, than in your shower.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/golf9j/more_people_have_had_thoughts_on_the_moon_than_in/ (Iownix)
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A coffee bean pickers day probably starts with coffee

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/golf2r/a_coffee_bean_pickers_day_probably_starts_with/ (thebanishedturnip)
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FYI sounds a lot nicer than “for your information”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goldfd/fyi_sounds_a_lot_nicer_than_for_your_information/ (ChainmailPickaxeYT)
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Thumbs are the odd man out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gol9an/thumbs_are_the_odd_man_out/ (PhotoClock)
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Popping corn is forcing it through puberty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gol8ov/popping_corn_is_forcing_it_through_puberty/ (ElBos_)
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When a rich person lives at a place that is not meant to live at, it is seen as prosperous. When a poor person lives at a place that is not meant to live at, it is considered slobly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gol8hf/when_a_rich_person_lives_at_a_place_that_is_not/ (RostoMemer)
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We are some of the most goofy looking creatures when it comes to body design.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gol84r/we_are_some_of_the_most_goofy_looking_creatures/ (Brraaapppppp)
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Everything around you is the eventual result of a cosmic fart.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gol7i9/everything_around_you_is_the_eventual_result_of_a/ (Glass_Force)
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When you're done learning the alphabet, you start hearing less and less about yaks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gol542/when_youre_done_learning_the_alphabet_you_start/ (Gate-Q)
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In your late 30s, young people dismiss you for being too old and out of touch while old people dismiss you for being too young and out of touch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gol40c/in_your_late_30s_young_people_dismiss_you_for/ (magooober)
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"Mail" Plural is "Mail" but "Email" Plural is "Emails"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gol0ma/mail_plural_is_mail_but_email_plural_is_emails/ (bcrazzle)
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Autotune is great, it immediately tells you what song to skip

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gokzic/autotune_is_great_it_immediately_tells_you_what/ (moneybot13)
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The reason you shouldn't finish your cooking with 10 minutes high heat instead of 30 minutes low heat=The reason you shouldn't jump off from the rooftop in 30 seconds instead of walking down the stairs in 10 minutes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gokzck/the_reason_you_shouldnt_finish_your_cooking_with/ (Yellowchapel)
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turtles are potentially the beings that suffer the most because they live very long and see a lot of lives begin and end, they cannot become attached to other species

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gokvij/turtles_are_potentially_the_beings_that_suffer/ (ashashuasha)
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If waterbenders gave birth to the avatar and they bended fire first, the dad would accuse the wife of cheating.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gokuvm/if_waterbenders_gave_birth_to_the_avatar_and_they/ (MrZero10)
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Battle Droids in Star Wars have better aim than Stormtroopers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gokuvd/battle_droids_in_star_wars_have_better_aim_than/ (nafissyed)
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The dumber you are, the more you think you know. The smarter a person is, the more aware of how much they don't know is really out there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gokulf/the_dumber_you_are_the_more_you_think_you_know/ (Spivvy_)
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A hotel is technically just a vault to store unconscious bodies temporarily in the highest comfort available until they reawaken to migrate to another hotel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goku9z/a_hotel_is_technically_just_a_vault_to_store/ (DeathByZanpakuto11)
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Woman’s body parts go in and out of fashion

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goktsz/womans_body_parts_go_in_and_out_of_fashion/ (dreamlandblues)
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Dimples are the only deformity we want to have

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goktrc/dimples_are_the_only_deformity_we_want_to_have/ ([deleted])
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sellers intuitively deduct one buck from the price and buyers intuitively add back the one buck from the price

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gokt1k/sellers_intuitively_deduct_one_buck_from_the/ (sandyfirefish)
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Big letdowns are normally an unwelcome event, unless you’re a breastfeeding mother.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gokswe/big_letdowns_are_normally_an_unwelcome_event/ (joecheph)
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If a place is rich in fossil fuels, many dinosaurs died there making it a graveyard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goksoz/if_a_place_is_rich_in_fossil_fuels_many_dinosaurs/ ([deleted])
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Getting old is a lot harder than it sounds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goksf6/getting_old_is_a_lot_harder_than_it_sounds/ (YDAQ)
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Helga Pataki’s dad is also Lrrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Percei 8

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gokr3a/helga_patakis_dad_is_also_lrrr_ruler_of_the/ (youngdaddymakinbeats)
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The roof of your mouth is more like a ceiling. A roof is on the outside, and well, the top of your mouth is inside your body

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gokqdz/the_roof_of_your_mouth_is_more_like_a_ceiling_a/ (redneckvet)
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When an adult gets to your eye level as a kid, you feel safe. When they do it to you when you’re an adult, you feel threatened.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gokozm/when_an_adult_gets_to_your_eye_level_as_a_kid_you/ (reinhardtreinmain)
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The grocery bag holding all the other grocery bags in the cabinet must be a cocky SOB

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gokon3/the_grocery_bag_holding_all_the_other_grocery/ (BacardiPirate)
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Shadows are dark and gloomy and perceived as scary sometimes but they wouldn't exist without light.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goknp7/shadows_are_dark_and_gloomy_and_perceived_as/ (gaatorclomp)
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Eventually drawings will become so realistic that people won’t be able to tell the difference between a picture and a drawing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gokmpg/eventually_drawings_will_become_so_realistic_that/ (DanRubix)
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We don't really use the five second rule anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/goklrv/we_dont_really_use_the_five_second_rule_anymore/ (genghiz-kant)
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There is no way to explain why you are NOT an alcoholic without TOTALLY sounding like an alcoholic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gokkt3/there_is_no_way_to_explain_why_you_are_not_an/ (phillips421)
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If you have a talent show in your dreams, the only one with the talent is you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gokiia/if_you_have_a_talent_show_in_your_dreams_the_only/ (Tyrania210)
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Good thing mostly happened when you didn’t expect it to, but when you do, it’s never as good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gokgmm/good_thing_mostly_happened_when_you_didnt_expect/ (sudoku12)
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You naturally stop breathing when you drink something. If you do it intentionally, that doesn't feel good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gokabx/you_naturally_stop_breathing_when_you_drink/ (DrunkDrugDealer)
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Pop punk is the non-alcoholic beer of music

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gok8zt/pop_punk_is_the_nonalcoholic_beer_of_music/ (FoeWithBenefits)
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Goodnight is one word while good morning is two.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gok74l/goodnight_is_one_word_while_good_morning_is_two/ ([deleted])
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All stereotypes have some truth to it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gok5e8/all_stereotypes_have_some_truth_to_it/ (lookatthisdude1234)
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There's an above-zero chance that deja-vu is caused by higher dimensional programmers copy-pasting code

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gok341/theres_an_abovezero_chance_that_dejavu_is_caused/ (madam_zeroni)
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People who don't pick their nose are the unusual ones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gok2dn/people_who_dont_pick_their_nose_are_the_unusual/ (adamantcondition)
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One thing the song "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" teaches us is that Georgia is beneath Hell, otherwise The Devil would go up to Georgia.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gok24b/one_thing_the_song_the_devil_went_down_to_georgia/ (anally_ExpressUrself)
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Maybe dad jokes aren't caused by having kids. Maybe dad jokes are what attract women to future dads.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gojykn/maybe_dad_jokes_arent_caused_by_having_kids_maybe/ (lazyandfickle)
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Applebees is the Nickleback of restaurants.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gojw5f/applebees_is_the_nickleback_of_restaurants/ (Ethandrul)
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Sometimes it is fun to be in the car

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gojvyj/sometimes_it_is_fun_to_be_in_the_car/ (AntKaren)
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You could make color with speakers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gojvfo/you_could_make_color_with_speakers/ (Fl1ck5h07)
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Cleaners are actually the ones improving their own work conditions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gojv72/cleaners_are_actually_the_ones_improving_their/ (mewmewgoo)
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If we travel faster than light and travel somewhere 70 million light years away, we'll be able to see the dinosaurs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gojtkn/if_we_travel_faster_than_light_and_travel/ (Thememeologist_)
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You can’t stand backwards on a staircase

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gojsdw/you_cant_stand_backwards_on_a_staircase/ (the_ABC_man)
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Every being is a window to reality and everything we experience is an experience of that window. There is no need to take anything seriously.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gojr2p/every_being_is_a_window_to_reality_and_everything/ (iki_kelime)
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Most historical figures have that one famous photo or portrait that as soon as we see it we can identify who's in it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go8ifu/most_historical_figures_have_that_one_famous/ (Reddit_Historian1945)
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A lot of fast food restaurants have soda buffets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go8fyl/a_lot_of_fast_food_restaurants_have_soda_buffets/ (bhaggith)
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Bad magicians are great at making their audiences disappear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go899o/bad_magicians_are_great_at_making_their_audiences/ (bhaggith)
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When you go on vacation, your house flies go hungry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go82ty/when_you_go_on_vacation_your_house_flies_go_hungry/ (bhaggith)
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If bigfoot was your slow dance partner you would probably end up with sore feet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go81le/if_bigfoot_was_your_slow_dance_partner_you_would/ (bhaggith)
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Your best childhood friend could be dead and you wouldn't even know it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go81jm/your_best_childhood_friend_could_be_dead_and_you/ (Professorite)
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If you've ever felt like your job is pointless, just remember someone spends hours upon hours tediously writing and checking those terms and conditions we have all checked that we have "read understood".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go7yzr/if_youve_ever_felt_like_your_job_is_pointless/ (puzzledbynature)
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House cats probably have no idea that lions, tigers, etc. exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go7wy6/house_cats_probably_have_no_idea_that_lions/ (Narwalacorn)
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"I'm going out sounds boring and lame" but saying "I'm going to exist somewhere else" sounds cool and mysterious.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go7sge/im_going_out_sounds_boring_and_lame_but_saying_im/ (PukkkWukkkChukkChukk)
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Being tall is better, than being short; tall people can reach lower places, but short people can't reach higher places without help.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go7rqb/being_tall_is_better_than_being_short_tall_people/ (sdqinanutshell)
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When we look at stars chances are there already destroyed sending there final rays of light towards us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go7rmj/when_we_look_at_stars_chances_are_there_already/ (eddiebar2504)
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Sometimes we just need to remind ourselves to be thankful about the friends and family in our lives that just love us how we are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go7q97/sometimes_we_just_need_to_remind_ourselves_to_be/ (Fandango_Jones)
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Being tall is better than being short; tall people can reach lower places, but short people can't reach high places without help.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go7pm9/being_tall_is_better_than_being_short_tall_people/ ([deleted])
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Nowadays everyone is a little bit of a ninja.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go7phh/nowadays_everyone_is_a_little_bit_of_a_ninja/ (sailZup)
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Children are fermented sperm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go7ogv/children_are_fermented_sperm/ (TheLonelyIdiots)
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the first airport had nowhere to go

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go7mv6/the_first_airport_had_nowhere_to_go/ (kskelts)
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A pillow fight is not the same thing as fighting sleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go7lzz/a_pillow_fight_is_not_the_same_thing_as_fighting/ (Fingerbob73)
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Having fun playing sports is something that only lasts when you are young

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go7l5a/having_fun_playing_sports_is_something_that_only/ (IMissFreedom)
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If you were to age backwards, in the end you wouldn't die, but you would simply put, stop existing instead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go7l3c/if_you_were_to_age_backwards_in_the_end_you/ (Antiblackcoat2000)
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As you drink more alcohol, the centre of gravity of the drinks container gets lower. The balance of your glass/cup/can improves, as your balance diminishes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go7l1f/as_you_drink_more_alcohol_the_centre_of_gravity/ (Babunteh-bar)
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Fast internet isn't actually faster, it just has more bandwidth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go7l0y/fast_internet_isnt_actually_faster_it_just_has/ (Infectious_Burn)
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Free Willy is either movie about a Whale or a Simpsons petition

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go7kfa/free_willy_is_either_movie_about_a_whale_or_a/ (Fingerbob73)
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They are rejecting good submitions that do not appear in searches.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go7jfx/they_are_rejecting_good_submitions_that_do_not/ (churniglow)
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Your mind and body originated from the energy that started the universe and has been around for as long as it’s old.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go7je4/your_mind_and_body_originated_from_the_energy/ (Dparkzz)
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Piñatas are either hard masochists, or suicidal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go7jdx/piñatas_are_either_hard_masochists_or_suicidal/ (Sycamore27)
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Maybe the reason there is always a lineup at the ladies washroom is because they always go in groups

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go7h51/maybe_the_reason_there_is_always_a_lineup_at_the/ (Digital_loop)
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Food trucks would make a killing if they drove through neighborhoods and played music like Mister Softie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go7gbe/food_trucks_would_make_a_killing_if_they_drove/ (Betsir)
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Pornhub singlehandedly ruined the word hub and the black and orange color scheme

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go7g5g/pornhub_singlehandedly_ruined_the_word_hub_and/ (spoooder_boi)
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No matter how far we advance in technology(space travel, 3D holograms, teleportation etc.) If something has a magnet or secret compartment, it's just as cool.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go7feq/no_matter_how_far_we_advance_in_technologyspace/ (FinalP0rpl3)
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You can hold your breath until the end of your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go7f81/you_can_hold_your_breath_until_the_end_of_your/ (DRlavacookies)
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Doors get all the credit for opening, but it's really the hinges that do all the work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go7d84/doors_get_all_the_credit_for_opening_but_its/ (gammoning)
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When you close one eye you "see" like a blind person. It's not black, it's just, nothingness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go7cb1/when_you_close_one_eye_you_see_like_a_blind/ (DJ_Paco)
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The shape of the top part of your body affects the frequency of how much action the middle of your body will get

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go7by5/the_shape_of_the_top_part_of_your_body_affects/ (Fingerbob73)
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Those “How To... in under five minutes” videos actually take longer than five minutes, they just explain it in under five minutes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go7bjh/those_how_to_in_under_five_minutes_videos/ (Rampage97t)
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If you're suicidal they will lock you up, but don't ever go back on your word or else you were just extorting them emotionally

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go79r6/if_youre_suicidal_they_will_lock_you_up_but_dont/ (ValidatingUsername)
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The more a dish is uncooked/unfinished, the longer its lifespan is before it goes bad

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go79lt/the_more_a_dish_is_uncookedunfinished_the_longer/ (troll_eagle)
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A momentary dip in music volume has become everyones ringtone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go77d1/a_momentary_dip_in_music_volume_has_become/ (erik530195)
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If unicorns did exist then there would probably be some phony medicine made from their horns

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go75xg/if_unicorns_did_exist_then_there_would_probably/ (90Sparky)
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So many people argue when they have the same beliefs as others because those beliefs are presented differently.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go74me/so_many_people_argue_when_they_have_the_same/ (SkiDynastar)
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Health insurance is the shittiest investment to pay off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go722p/health_insurance_is_the_shittiest_investment_to/ (MrDurka)
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There are only 12 Friday the 13th films in the franchise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go71u6/there_are_only_12_friday_the_13th_films_in_the/ (thecityhere)
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Some of us without skill, intelligence, or good looks may have clicked on randomize features upon spawning in Game of Life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go71rb/some_of_us_without_skill_intelligence_or_good/ (khmergodpc)
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Flies are not bad at leaving the room, they are good at staying in it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go71e8/flies_are_not_bad_at_leaving_the_room_they_are/ (voodoo_bones)
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Some people choose a username for the express purpose of giving voice to an opinion for which they hope to be acknowledged with a “username checks out”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go70wd/some_people_choose_a_username_for_the_express/ (elevenatexi)
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It was super easy for Elastigirl to give birth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go6zyl/it_was_super_easy_for_elastigirl_to_give_birth/ (bananapeel12329)
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If you can backflip in real life, you can backflip in VR

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go6zbm/if_you_can_backflip_in_real_life_you_can_backflip/ (d3rian)
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Building a PC is the adult version of building legos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go6yxy/building_a_pc_is_the_adult_version_of_building/ (TangyDestroyer_)
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The average person will lick others people's elbows more than they'll lick their own in their lifetime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go6yxn/the_average_person_will_lick_others_peoples/ (luminouspotato)
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People say you can't tell the difference between Asians, but nobody can tell the difference between a German and a Dane.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go6yhn/people_say_you_cant_tell_the_difference_between/ (HALO23020)
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when you quit a VR game, your character is making astral projection.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go6y37/when_you_quit_a_vr_game_your_character_is_making/ (ara_bella_)
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The guy who fired the Death Star laser had the highest K/D in the entire galaxy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go6w6l/the_guy_who_fired_the_death_star_laser_had_the/ ([deleted])
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Life is the only game with 100% realistic graphics.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go6vyn/life_is_the_only_game_with_100_realistic_graphics/ (eliasjames123)
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Most people consider the sound of a car alarm to be an annoyance, rather than a warning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go6v6s/most_people_consider_the_sound_of_a_car_alarm_to/ (brownie-mix)
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Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boys are action figures that were thrown away and settled in the ocean

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go6t38/mermaid_man_and_barnacle_boys_are_action_figures/ (djhasad47)
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If there is life in other planets, they'd probably be just as mind blown to hear it rains water on Earth as we are when we hear it rains diamonds on Saturn and Jupiter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go6rye/if_there_is_life_in_other_planets_theyd_probably/ (darth18)
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If we were as strong as ants, we could easily lift up elephants.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go6rja/if_we_were_as_strong_as_ants_we_could_easily_lift/ (U_N_I_X)
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Some creep just microwaved a slice of lunch meat and discovered baloney cups.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go6p4t/some_creep_just_microwaved_a_slice_of_lunch_meat/ (LastBitchOnEarth)
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You are older than you've ever been, and younger than you'll ever be again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go6oyr/you_are_older_than_youve_ever_been_and_younger/ ([deleted])
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If Santa gives bad kids coal then bad kids at Christmas help the coal industry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go6nuz/if_santa_gives_bad_kids_coal_then_bad_kids_at/ (Jager_main4)
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Water is the only pure liquid in existence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go6nl0/water_is_the_only_pure_liquid_in_existence/ (mgumusada)
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Remote workers will be based where wages are rock bottom. They won't be permanent employees distracted by kids, cats, or doorbells. They'll be contractors in cubicles. The jobs that don't get outsourced to India will still end up in Briarhopper, Arkansas.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go6n6b/remote_workers_will_be_based_where_wages_are_rock/ (usenet_alias)
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In an alternative universe or reality, Phil Swift is related to Taylor Swift. And Marilyn Manson is related to Charles Manson

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go6n0a/in_an_alternative_universe_or_reality_phil_swift/ (broski_64)
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If ghosts were real you would never be able to bang then because you would go right through them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go6mnv/if_ghosts_were_real_you_would_never_be_able_to/ (TT999LAZAR)
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All those photographs of clear skies and visible mountain ranges from the lack of pollution will be the new default travel brochure photos used for the next few decades

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go6mik/all_those_photographs_of_clear_skies_and_visible/ (eskimoexplosion)
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Nirvana is the achievement you get for 100%-ing life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go6m8p/nirvana_is_the_achievement_you_get_for_100ing_life/ (MrStrawbert)
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We’re nostalgia for some generation in the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go6m70/were_nostalgia_for_some_generation_in_the_future/ (MitchLeBlanc)
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The most dangerous part about sending people to the moon is not the fact that they might blow up or burn to ash, but the fact that if one little error occurs with the trajectory it is set to, they could narrowly miss the moon and fly off into deep space, leading to their inevitable doom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go6k05/the_most_dangerous_part_about_sending_people_to/ (Shaniac_C)
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The U.S. hates on New York like the world hates on the U.S.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go6jw2/the_us_hates_on_new_york_like_the_world_hates_on/ (TwoBeeOreKnotTwoBee)
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Professional sport is 100% pay to win

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go6gth/professional_sport_is_100_pay_to_win/ (djmonkeypants07)
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Every pharmacist ever is a drug dealer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go6g6r/every_pharmacist_ever_is_a_drug_dealer/ (Memes_means_heinz)
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The opposite of "not" is " "

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go6f49/the_opposite_of_not_is/ (AboveAverageChickenn)
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Once you know what the UFO is, it’s no longer a UFO.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go6dtz/once_you_know_what_the_ufo_is_its_no_longer_a_ufo/ (Jakeybye82)
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That Indian tech support guy is probably working the night shift.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go6ddt/that_indian_tech_support_guy_is_probably_working/ (Nate_TeamBST)
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We went from military tech being ahead of civilian tech to civilian tech is ahead of military tech.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go6bq7/we_went_from_military_tech_being_ahead_of/ (IMissFreedom)
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If you have a bad back in Japan you must come across as a super rude individual.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go6bo9/if_you_have_a_bad_back_in_japan_you_must_come/ (W00dzy87)
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With streaming services becoming a more mainstream way of consuming media, kids won’t know the shows theme songs like we used to because of the option to skip the intro.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go6b6z/with_streaming_services_becoming_a_more/ (the_ocean_blues)
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New generation will not know the origin of word "tailored" and would only hear about tailors in etymology of tailored.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go6b39/new_generation_will_not_know_the_origin_of_word/ (yedditor)
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The hospital in which you were born is the only building you left without entering.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go6ap3/the_hospital_in_which_you_were_born_is_the_only/ (eminem26)
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Thinking of life from outer space, we usually think of creatures that look like humans but green and with weird face, when there's basically a 99 percent chance that they will look like nothing we have ever seen before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go6ajr/thinking_of_life_from_outer_space_we_usually/ (AGroupofThisIsCalled)
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There are probably a lot more face mask related kinks developing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go69wq/there_are_probably_a_lot_more_face_mask_related/ (LichVader69)
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The machines from The Matrix could have just built a bunch of towers to get solar energy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go67wf/the_machines_from_the_matrix_could_have_just/ (Comrade_Starford)
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Refusing to eat something because it tastes bad is probably the biggest first world problem

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go66wh/refusing_to_eat_something_because_it_tastes_bad/ (ambriz202)
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Technically, every toy is a sex toy if you want it to be.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go66nr/technically_every_toy_is_a_sex_toy_if_you_want_it/ (TheeMainEvent)
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The older we get, the more acceptable it gets to leave the fridge door open longer than needed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go64o2/the_older_we_get_the_more_acceptable_it_gets_to/ (faur217)
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Elastigirl's bones must be stretchy too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go647i/elastigirls_bones_must_be_stretchy_too/ (ConfusedSwede4)
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Things are always in the last place you look.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go6348/things_are_always_in_the_last_place_you_look/ (CrazyBacon88)
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In the future college might be free, but those text books are going to cost $5,000 a semester.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go62gw/in_the_future_college_might_be_free_but_those/ (self-guided)
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The things all humans have in common are often the things considered "private" that most people wouldn't share with most people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go61c9/the_things_all_humans_have_in_common_are_often/ (WispGuardian)
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Metallica is an extreme boy band

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go5z1r/metallica_is_an_extreme_boy_band/ (ohboiarock)
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Nowadays you gotta be more careful to not offend somebody on the internet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go5z07/nowadays_you_gotta_be_more_careful_to_not_offend/ (justwantout_210)
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Skin is the only vital organ that people don’t freak out about when it gets cut.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go5wd5/skin_is_the_only_vital_organ_that_people_dont/ (Allstar2909)
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The human race is either the most polluting species in the universe or we aren’t. Both possibilities are really sad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go5w6t/the_human_race_is_either_the_most_polluting/ (Mopi_is_short)
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There's probably going to be a surge in office blocks to flat conversions in the next few years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go5ui5/theres_probably_going_to_be_a_surge_in_office/ (webchimp32)
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Telling someone there’s a plot twist makes the twist less twisty

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go5u9h/telling_someone_theres_a_plot_twist_makes_the/ (issapenguin)
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if someone was choking on an ice cube, they'd eventually be drowning

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go5u8f/if_someone_was_choking_on_an_ice_cube_theyd/ (Itza_Jude)
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Technically your body’s touching faeces at all times.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go5ttn/technically_your_bodys_touching_faeces_at_all/ (highburyhorse13)
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We're lucky the moon is white and not black.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go5scx/were_lucky_the_moon_is_white_and_not_black/ (mbler)
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Gary Newman is older than Gary Oldman

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go5oy3/gary_newman_is_older_than_gary_oldman/ (AstonVanilla)
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Simple and Easy are two different concepts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go5lfw/simple_and_easy_are_two_different_concepts/ (Destructacon)
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Michigan is the new Florida

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go5klk/michigan_is_the_new_florida/ (J_perl)
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We actually used to blow on people’s birthday cakes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go5kkc/we_actually_used_to_blow_on_peoples_birthday_cakes/ (RealisticYogurt6)
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Blending in after a bank robbery has got a whole lot easier recently.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go5jf4/blending_in_after_a_bank_robbery_has_got_a_whole/ (icuthroughthewindow)
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Americano is diluted concentrated cofee.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go5gtk/americano_is_diluted_concentrated_cofee/ (djdifur)
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There is a 75% chance that Superman would have been raised in Atlantis and grown up to be Aquaman because his escape pod would have been more likely to land in the ocean than on land

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go5dct/there_is_a_75_chance_that_superman_would_have/ (_TGV)
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Most cat play dates are sleepovers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go5ayq/most_cat_play_dates_are_sleepovers/ (powerscunner)
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When you catch a fish, throw it back and then catch the same one again, it could be that fish liked the experience and wanted to try again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go5ayd/when_you_catch_a_fish_throw_it_back_and_then/ ([deleted])
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If you stick your tongue out, press your teeth down on the tongue and pull your tongue back into your mouth, you can feel your tongue spine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go5aug/if_you_stick_your_tongue_out_press_your_teeth/ (NarwhalAttack04)
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Anyone who agrees to compete for a Darwin Award deserves to win it just for agreeing to compete for it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go5app/anyone_who_agrees_to_compete_for_a_darwin_award/ (RigorMortis76)
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Everybody’s job is to keep their own job

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go5am0/everybodys_job_is_to_keep_their_own_job/ (BlueEyedBoggleFish)
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People see the numbers after 2000 more as a year rather than a number

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go5aji/people_see_the_numbers_after_2000_more_as_a_year/ (some-random-dude1)
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Those with the potential to be gifted, selfless leaders are often the least likely to seek power over others

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go59mr/those_with_the_potential_to_be_gifted_selfless/ (Carcinogenica)
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Dropping bowling balls from orbit would make a fantastic weapon. Each one would land at Mach 10 and deliver as much energy as 230 hand grenades, making it virtually impossible to defend against.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go59cq/dropping_bowling_balls_from_orbit_would_make_a/ ([deleted])
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Applesauce is the only baby food socially acceptable for adults to eat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go57ue/applesauce_is_the_only_baby_food_socially/ (peepeeonmydoodoo)
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Your blanket doesn't warm you, your body heat does

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go55pn/your_blanket_doesnt_warm_you_your_body_heat_does/ (zsm1994)
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A marriage is only truly successful when you die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go52m6/a_marriage_is_only_truly_successful_when_you_die/ ([deleted])
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Disciplinary action in kindergarten is also used in the military. In kindergarten, if one child doesn’t follow directions, no one can go to recess. In the military, if one person gets punished, the whole squad is punished.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go51gl/disciplinary_action_in_kindergarten_is_also_used/ (jusanphantom)
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According to Urban Dictionary, every guy is a ladies man

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go4yw5/according_to_urban_dictionary_every_guy_is_a/ (WitheredWing1313)
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Cars are the main reason men no longer wear top hats.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go4u8j/cars_are_the_main_reason_men_no_longer_wear_top/ (CharlesEcheeze)
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The greatest discipline is not pinching your butthole while pooping

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go4u7d/the_greatest_discipline_is_not_pinching_your/ (crownvics)
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The amount of people convicted for false polygraphs is probably around the same number of couples that have divorced due to false polygraphs on Jerry Springer type shows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go4u36/the_amount_of_people_convicted_for_false/ (Taco6N13)
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In order to create a unit for pain, one person must have been kicked in the balls, gotten pregnant and broken several bones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go4twd/in_order_to_create_a_unit_for_pain_one_person/ (ARiverFlows)
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Because women are born with all their eggs, half of you is as old as your mom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go4tw1/because_women_are_born_with_all_their_eggs_half/ (Obi-Wan_Kannabis)
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We are learning the difference between those who are selfish and those who are selfless

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go4trt/we_are_learning_the_difference_between_those_who/ (PurpleSubtlePlan)
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The reason why we like hearing about the "losers" in school finding success (a job, getting married, etc) is because most "losers" end up being failures in life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go4t5b/the_reason_why_we_like_hearing_about_the_losers/ (jsmitter)
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There isn't a word for shit that doesn't sound childish or overly scientific

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go4p33/there_isnt_a_word_for_shit_that_doesnt_sound/ (TheSpicyFrenchFries)
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Arguably the most consequential decisions you make in life are your dental needs, since that may be all experts have to identify you one day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go4nnt/arguably_the_most_consequential_decisions_you/ (epiclyepiclee)
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Every passing second, the observable universe gets slightly bigger

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go4n4x/every_passing_second_the_observable_universe_gets/ (ya_boi_daelon)
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Somewhere in IG’s algorithms there is a variable assigned to IG model thickness

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go4mua/somewhere_in_igs_algorithms_there_is_a_variable/ (mybudwin)
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All the online schools advertising themselves as being easier and less stressful than on-campus learning are going to need some serious rebranding.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go4mf4/all_the_online_schools_advertising_themselves_as/ (graveyardapparition)
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Mosquitoes get stupider as their numbers increase

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go4m9e/mosquitoes_get_stupider_as_their_numbers_increase/ (prakhargupta3301)
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If you scream because you see King Kong looking into your high-rise window, the people 4 stories below are screaming at an entirely different view.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go4ixi/if_you_scream_because_you_see_king_kong_looking/ (deadguy88)
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You have probably touched more boobs in your first year than you'll ever will.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go4i2m/you_have_probably_touched_more_boobs_in_your/ ([deleted])
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Marvel super hero celebrities can relate to gamers rolling a shitty class while their friend's class is overpowered

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go4hzt/marvel_super_hero_celebrities_can_relate_to/ (iseethangs)
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It's more acceptable to talk down to yourself than to talk yourself up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go4hso/its_more_acceptable_to_talk_down_to_yourself_than/ (flowinflower)
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If you wanted to steal a bike, make sure how well the brakes work, because if you got caught and had to quickly pedal away with a breakless bike and a chaotic situation, you might end up under a truck.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go4h2z/if_you_wanted_to_steal_a_bike_make_sure_how_well/ (NdreWGD)
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Salad tongs are modernized chopsticks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go4gsy/salad_tongs_are_modernized_chopsticks/ (PLUMBUM2)
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Every picture of you is a picture of your younger self.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go4f8d/every_picture_of_you_is_a_picture_of_your_younger/ ([deleted])
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Every picture is a picture of your younger self.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go4dxk/every_picture_is_a_picture_of_your_younger_self/ ([deleted])
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We torture food by cutting, stabbing, biting, dissolving, and drowning it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go4d6s/we_torture_food_by_cutting_stabbing_biting/ (ReubenTheSquirrel)
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Salad tongues are modernized chopsticks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go4cp2/salad_tongues_are_modernized_chopsticks/ (PLUMBUM2)
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An excavator is a spoon lift

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go4c2o/an_excavator_is_a_spoon_lift/ (PLUMBUM2)
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You're more afraid of being scared than dying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go46zi/youre_more_afraid_of_being_scared_than_dying/ (CharlieTheReptile)
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Anything labeled that it was "intentionally left blank" is incorrect.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go4667/anything_labeled_that_it_was_intentionally_left/ (Trajan_Optimus)
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Bodybuilding is probably the most widely well-respected form of masochism.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go464q/bodybuilding_is_probably_the_most_widely/ (neysse2012)
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One person in every chat is always left on read.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go464d/one_person_in_every_chat_is_always_left_on_read/ (ARiverFlows)
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Chicken salad and egg salad both come from the same animal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go43qh/chicken_salad_and_egg_salad_both_come_from_the/ (AwesomeisLogan)
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If our anus didn’t contract involuntary, sleeping would probably be the most dreadful part of the day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go43ib/if_our_anus_didnt_contract_involuntary_sleeping/ (neysse2012)
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Alex Jones would make a great Pro-Wrestler

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go42em/alex_jones_would_make_a_great_prowrestler/ (Fnord-Ranger)
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Being an independent person only matters because other people can see it, so everybody needs people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go41rd/being_an_independent_person_only_matters_because/ (churniglow)
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When you breathe out, you are emitting radiation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go416u/when_you_breathe_out_you_are_emitting_radiation/ (Memes_means_heinz)
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If you water water ,it grows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go3z3a/if_you_water_water_it_grows/ (The-special-one69)
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Deaf people that read lips are probably suffering more than ever thanks to everyone wearing masks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go3ywy/deaf_people_that_read_lips_are_probably_suffering/ (Skip-7o-my-lou-)
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The Cell Inspection scene in The Shawshank Redemption is a lot more tense when you've already seen the movie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go3wpt/the_cell_inspection_scene_in_the_shawshank/ (The_Last_Boy_Scout)
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The Rabbit in the race against the Turtle has changed for the Rabbit being the underdog not the Turtle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go3wff/the_rabbit_in_the_race_against_the_turtle_has/ (ChangWangBang)
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We as humans are the only species on Earth that consumes milk from another animal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go3w4o/we_as_humans_are_the_only_species_on_earth_that/ (Lindawales)
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A pregnant woman is technically a human submarine

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go3uza/a_pregnant_woman_is_technically_a_human_submarine/ (goddamnitdiana)
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From their inception, Fox tv shows destroyed the traditional dad image, but their news is all about tradition.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go3tzb/from_their_inception_fox_tv_shows_destroyed_the/ (churniglow)
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When we get a pet, we expect to outlive it. When we have a child, we expect they will outlive us...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go3twm/when_we_get_a_pet_we_expect_to_outlive_it_when_we/ (sm127)
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The food doesn’t need more salt, you do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go3th0/the_food_doesnt_need_more_salt_you_do/ (d1rTb1ke)
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People in movies must know exactly how they look since they’re able to have third person dreams

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go3t3f/people_in_movies_must_know_exactly_how_they_look/ (Crosgaard)
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You could live your whole life being bullet proof and not know it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go3s4e/you_could_live_your_whole_life_being_bullet_proof/ (SnIkier-Dicker69)
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Oxygen could be a powerful halucunogen that noone sees outside of because we require it to survive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go3qn3/oxygen_could_be_a_powerful_halucunogen_that_noone/ (judinator07)
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If you fall into water and don't know how to swim you have the rest of your life to learn

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go3ou4/if_you_fall_into_water_and_dont_know_how_to_swim/ (moneybot13)
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Ahh! H-h-hhhot aiaiaiai c-c-c-c-cold fuk c'monn-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-ahhhh :) :) :)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go3jea/ahh_hhhhhot_aiaiaiai_cccccold_fuk/ (rBulldOze)
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Mosquitos are probably the only animal that wouldn't be missed when it goes extinct

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go3if9/mosquitos_are_probably_the_only_animal_that/ (oxidiovega)
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Αmerica is our planet’s reality show

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go3id4/αmerica_is_our_planets_reality_show/ (purple_fat_frog)
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Being invisible is a bad thing since you will be blind, as no light can enter your eyes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go3i9e/being_invisible_is_a_bad_thing_since_you_will_be/ (OptimusRatchet)
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Prepackaged cookie dough is a confection sausage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go3i2u/prepackaged_cookie_dough_is_a_confection_sausage/ (wereplant)
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The most dangerous people are probably the ones we’ve never even heard of.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go3hry/the_most_dangerous_people_are_probably_the_ones/ (Just_A_Frog)
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You just have to trust that not everyone on earth is in on a plot to kill you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go3fx4/you_just_have_to_trust_that_not_everyone_on_earth/ (Slavic-Indian)
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Before alarm clocks existed, people likely remembered their dreams more clearly as they were able to wake up naturally, possibly leading to more widespread spiritual beliefs in pre-modern societies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go3fg3/before_alarm_clocks_existed_people_likely/ (mx82698)
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Adults are always telling kids and teens that they use technology too much, but adults are the ones that invented all these technologies and devices.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go3f1q/adults_are_always_telling_kids_and_teens_that/ (afterthedark_)
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People bad at being lazy are the reason people good at being lazy can’t be lazy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go3cwx/people_bad_at_being_lazy_are_the_reason_people/ (Albakiin)
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You can see when a person uses scandalous websites by entering their email to see if they are registered

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go3cnj/you_can_see_when_a_person_uses_scandalous/ ([deleted])
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You eat food with your mouth. Plants eat food by what comes out of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go3a8o/you_eat_food_with_your_mouth_plants_eat_food_by/ (yayoot1165)
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People who accuse others of the Dunning–Kruger effect are more than likely guilty of the same thing for calling them out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go37vn/people_who_accuse_others_of_the_dunningkruger/ (omelettealformaggio)
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Pinocchio is an infinite source of wood

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go36yr/pinocchio_is_an_infinite_source_of_wood/ (AGroupofThisIsCalled)
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Someone needs to just copyright / trademark the N word so no one can use it or they face an infringement lawsuit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go36lv/someone_needs_to_just_copyright_trademark_the_n/ (EthanWaberx)
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Genie probably became a genie in the same way Jaffar did considering at the end of the film he banished Jaffar to the Cave of Wonders to 'chill out' for 10,000 years, which is what the Genie was doing himself when Aladdin woke him up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go36jj/genie_probably_became_a_genie_in_the_same_way/ (trebeckface)
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Dictators are great if you agree with their agenda.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go344r/dictators_are_great_if_you_agree_with_their_agenda/ (churniglow)
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As towns get bigger they become cities, but as cities they still have downtown's

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go33vk/as_towns_get_bigger_they_become_cities_but_as/ (NottheAAron)
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the light inside the microwave does not contribute to the cooking process. it's only on so we can see inside.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go32xh/the_light_inside_the_microwave_does_not/ (leakybackpack)
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When people go way out of their way to not be prejudice technically makes them predujice too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go31wt/when_people_go_way_out_of_their_way_to_not_be/ (life_style_change)
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Number system with base 12 would have been a lot easier for many simple calculations because we can divide 12 with 2,3,4,6 where as 10 can be divided only by 2 and 5.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go2zri/number_system_with_base_12_would_have_been_a_lot/ (neelothpal-vipparla)
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A shocking amount of people die in their living room

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go2znv/a_shocking_amount_of_people_die_in_their_living/ (emeraldsosa)
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All directions from the south pole lead to the north pole.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go2y63/all_directions_from_the_south_pole_lead_to_the/ (irishm3n)
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Since showing your teeth is a sign of aggression to animals, animals must think we really hate photographers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go2xtw/since_showing_your_teeth_is_a_sign_of_aggression/ (bloodynoseBT)
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Life is generally better after a shower. Unless it's golden.. And you're not into that kind of thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go2x89/life_is_generally_better_after_a_shower_unless/ (undeleted-error_76)
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A non death spoiler is worse than a death spoiler.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go2v1m/a_non_death_spoiler_is_worse_than_a_death_spoiler/ (Asterahatefurries)
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The split second sound comes out of your phone when you dock your AirPods probably has gotten a lot of people in trouble

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go2u2z/the_split_second_sound_comes_out_of_your_phone/ (Naimzada)
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If Truman had been a narcissist, he might've liked it when he found out he was the main character in The Truman Show. Some people already think they are the main character in the story of reality, and the rest of us play supporting roles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go2sgq/if_truman_had_been_a_narcissist_he_mightve_liked/ (poorfolkbows)
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Going lightheaded is an irl version of dropping frames.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go2pmf/going_lightheaded_is_an_irl_version_of_dropping/ (Hunzy1222)
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Beaks are better than teeth because they evolved after teeth and caused teeth to become obsolete in dinosaurs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go2ngp/beaks_are_better_than_teeth_because_they_evolved/ (nephilis)
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It is more acceptable to wear Christmas clothes in July than October

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go2n5u/it_is_more_acceptable_to_wear_christmas_clothes/ (YaBoiHippocampus)
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A lot of people outside wearing masks and gloves are forced to enter their phones passcode manually, or worse, aren't able to unlock them entirely

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go2mgu/a_lot_of_people_outside_wearing_masks_and_gloves/ (UnimaginativeEbra)
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The ignorant know what they know. The wise know what they don't know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go2lzc/the_ignorant_know_what_they_know_the_wise_know/ (Yb-_-)
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There’s a chance that you’ll develop a fetish for something that doesn’t exist yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go2kxu/theres_a_chance_that_youll_develop_a_fetish_for/ (SpoonfulOfSerotonin)
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As a society we have created so much biased towards people named Karen, the name has the potential to skip an entire generation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go2k8q/as_a_society_we_have_created_so_much_biased/ (CaptianHookers)
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"Sanitation Theater" has unfortunately become the new "Security Theater."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go2jtl/sanitation_theater_has_unfortunately_become_the/ (MisterPlumbean)
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A cruel act is considered as cold blooded act whereas in reality when we're furious or angry we'll become red and hot because of fast circulation of our warm blood.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go2ikd/a_cruel_act_is_considered_as_cold_blooded_act/ (neelothpal-vipparla)
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A person having stroke can be percieved as dancing by some people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go2ify/a_person_having_stroke_can_be_percieved_as/ (LisakaCos)
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A kayak, the word ‘kayak’, and each letter in ‘KAYAK’ has some form of reflective symmetry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go2hue/a_kayak_the_word_kayak_and_each_letter_in_kayak/ (ChurchOfDimple)
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Millennials in their 30s are poorer and have less power than boomers in high school

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go2h8s/millennials_in_their_30s_are_poorer_and_have_less/ (IMissFreedom)
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Cooking spaghetti is always accidentally making enough for twenty people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go2f22/cooking_spaghetti_is_always_accidentally_making/ ([deleted])
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Dora the explorer is an explorer, yet all her adventures are mapped.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go2es5/dora_the_explorer_is_an_explorer_yet_all_her/ (JovanReddit4556)
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A kinetic powered dance floor has perfect supply and demand pairing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go2cpf/a_kinetic_powered_dance_floor_has_perfect_supply/ (jpmbacon)
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Your computer is holding its breath when it is not being charged.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go2c0y/your_computer_is_holding_its_breath_when_it_is/ (medfred3)
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Our brains can remember that we have forgotten something but can’t remember what it is we forgot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go2a1w/our_brains_can_remember_that_we_have_forgotten/ (Ja1ol)
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You could make stop motion videos out of Instagram stories because people tap through them so fast.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go28s3/you_could_make_stop_motion_videos_out_of/ (CamJW101)
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Masturbation was probably extremely prevalent in the Jedi Order

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go277i/masturbation_was_probably_extremely_prevalent_in/ (Zezin96)
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All things considered, it’s pretty lucky we don’t have to pay a subscription fee to have an email address.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go26i8/all_things_considered_its_pretty_lucky_we_dont/ (ravnyx)
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Rebel IPA Is The Natural Light Of IPAs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go25yg/rebel_ipa_is_the_natural_light_of_ipas/ (Dr3wIv4n)
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Humans are inherently kindhearted since we're not cold-blooded

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go25dk/humans_are_inherently_kindhearted_since_were_not/ (The--World)
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If you have visited a restaurant multiple times, there is a chance that you have used the same plate twice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go23yb/if_you_have_visited_a_restaurant_multiple_times/ (HotIceBoy13)
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Mother nature was the worlds first serial killer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go234g/mother_nature_was_the_worlds_first_serial_killer/ (dazzliquidtabz)
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There's a chance that we may all have met or will meet an agent of any intelligence in the course of our lives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go22tj/theres_a_chance_that_we_may_all_have_met_or_will/ (xyneid)
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Our hair just hides our baldness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go22qg/our_hair_just_hides_our_baldness/ (SpoonfulOfSerotonin)
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Some products claim to be made with "Ingredients of natural origin" but all ingredients are of natural origin

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go2242/some_products_claim_to_be_made_with_ingredients/ (One_too_many_faps)
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We spend out entire lives watching meat slowly decay.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go21kf/we_spend_out_entire_lives_watching_meat_slowly/ (Lizzie_Demon)
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Magic is not technology we don't understand. Technology is magic we understand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go20fv/magic_is_not_technology_we_dont_understand/ (Seszer-06)
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To enable you to look at something, your eyes take in the light being reflected off of it. Therefore, technically, Perseus couldn't have used a mirror to safely look at Medusa because the light being reflected off of the mirror was the same light that had been reflected off of her.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go1wq5/to_enable_you_to_look_at_something_your_eyes_take/ (Mercurial_Rhombus)
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When a person says “agree to disagree”, they are assuming the other individual will actually AGREE to disagree. Nobody ever says “disagree to disagree”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go1vu0/when_a_person_says_agree_to_disagree_they_are/ (MLZ_ent)
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Darth Vader's helmet looks the way it does to represent his hair before he was burned

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go1u97/darth_vaders_helmet_looks_the_way_it_does_to/ (DrDrexanPhd)
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We have inventions that allow us to go up in the air because we have gravity, so if we didn't have it, we would probably have inventions that keep us stuck to the ground

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go1trg/we_have_inventions_that_allow_us_to_go_up_in_the/ (Mini-Z)
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A Yankee with no brim is a beanie made with the wrong material.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go1s01/a_yankee_with_no_brim_is_a_beanie_made_with_the/ (Uncrackable_Cipher)
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Drowning is your last drink

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go1rd8/drowning_is_your_last_drink/ (moneybot13)
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We always get insecure about our looks when our partner’s more good looking friend arrives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go1r5f/we_always_get_insecure_about_our_looks_when_our/ (Lindawales)
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Learning lessons from other people’s mistakes is the ultimate life hack.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go1qfw/learning_lessons_from_other_peoples_mistakes_is/ (peteonthebeat_)
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All the giant masks you see towns/stores putting on statues could have been made into hundreds or thousands of normal masks for people in need.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go1p3p/all_the_giant_masks_you_see_townsstores_putting/ (Latimera_)
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Enjoying spicy food is BDSM for your mouth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go1ort/enjoying_spicy_food_is_bdsm_for_your_mouth/ ([deleted])
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The confessionals might be the oldest form of therapy which evolved into the modern day psychotherapy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go1nla/the_confessionals_might_be_the_oldest_form_of/ (Niweera)
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If you get your power from a hydroelectric plant and have an electric water heater it is possible for the water to have heated itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go1mpm/if_you_get_your_power_from_a_hydroelectric_plant/ (Captian_Fig)
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No music ever sounds good blasting out of a car

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go1mlw/no_music_ever_sounds_good_blasting_out_of_a_car/ ([deleted])
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Depending on the reasoning, saying "I hope you die before me" can resemble both hatred and love.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go1m1g/depending_on_the_reasoning_saying_i_hope_you_die/ (Gulle_Gaming)
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The only reason that a phrase a commonly used as “Social Media” hasn’t been changed to “SM” is that it’s too close to “S&M”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go1lr6/the_only_reason_that_a_phrase_a_commonly_used_as/ (Poeticyst)
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If we had more than one Sun, we might have multiple rainbows when it rains.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go1ll6/if_we_had_more_than_one_sun_we_might_have/ (HeavyMetalHeartbreak)
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Men's underwear get tighter and women's underwear get looser as we age.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go1lak/mens_underwear_get_tighter_and_womens_underwear/ (ZackAndBeard)
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The pop out container for sunglasses above the rear-view mirror in cars is an extremely niche yet extremely useful feature of modern society.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go1l8x/the_pop_out_container_for_sunglasses_above_the/ (academico5000)
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Deadpool is an infinite source of food; you can eat his limbs then they will grow back.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go1gd4/deadpool_is_an_infinite_source_of_food_you_can/ (toxicfriedrice)
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Humans consider overpopulation to be a problem but aren't letting nature take its course in solving it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go1fhu/humans_consider_overpopulation_to_be_a_problem/ (LDLV1986)
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Some people have lived their entire life in a hospital

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go1erj/some_people_have_lived_their_entire_life_in_a/ (redneckvet)
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In the bigger picture of the universe, we're all astronauts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go1emd/in_the_bigger_picture_of_the_universe_were_all/ (RigorMortis76)
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Roses are red, defending moose-lyms is hip. Swedish girl decapitated by Iraqi boyfriend, after she ended the relationship

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go1ehr/roses_are_red_defending_mooselyms_is_hip_swedish/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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In our childhood most of us choose a profession with passion but if we become what we chose to, we start thinking about money it brings rather than enjoying the pleasure it brings us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go1dd8/in_our_childhood_most_of_us_choose_a_profession/ (neelothpal-vipparla)
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FBI agents must have to watch multiple people because not everyone in the world can have their own FBI agent watching them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go1cwa/fbi_agents_must_have_to_watch_multiple_people/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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Fainting could be similar to what it feels like to die, blood rushing from your head due to the low blood pressure and lack of oxygen, because when you die that’s what’s going to happen to your brain too

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go1bgh/fainting_could_be_similar_to_what_it_feels_like/ (cammonty1999)
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Realizing vending machines didn't accept pennies was a harsh reality growing up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go1aeq/realizing_vending_machines_didnt_accept_pennies/ (WeSaySoCorp)
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Putting the proper people in the perfect position promotes peak performance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go1a3k/putting_the_proper_people_in_the_perfect_position/ (seisocho)
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Your pet may have a accent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go19e7/your_pet_may_have_a_accent/ (moneybot13)
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Funny how you can never pin the exact moment you went to sleep. Like you can make out what you were thinking before dosing off but never the exact second or even exact minute.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go16sq/funny_how_you_can_never_pin_the_exact_moment_you/ (Random_Redditor123)
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Paychecks are bribes to not quit your job!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go16hr/paychecks_are_bribes_to_not_quit_your_job/ (Creaky_toes)
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Hentai characters are all very well hydrated.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go16dw/hentai_characters_are_all_very_well_hydrated/ ([deleted])
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Hard disk drives are actually solid state drives because they’re solid, not liquid or gas.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go15gf/hard_disk_drives_are_actually_solid_state_drives/ (lowfps10)
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The most drawn object is probably a penis

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go14so/the_most_drawn_object_is_probably_a_penis/ (OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEN)
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Most cats had never tasted tuna until humans took them as pets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go141y/most_cats_had_never_tasted_tuna_until_humans_took/ (golden_bulldog)
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If you put two pieces of bread between anything, it's a sandwich. Everything is a sandwich.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go138z/if_you_put_two_pieces_of_bread_between_anything/ ([deleted])
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Selling kids toys that don't come with batteries is a complete dick move

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go12we/selling_kids_toys_that_dont_come_with_batteries/ ([deleted])
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If our farts were strong enough to lift us up or move us appreciably, rockets would have been invented a lot earlier due to better understanding of newton's third law.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go12hs/if_our_farts_were_strong_enough_to_lift_us_up_or/ (neelothpal-vipparla)
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your relationships either die as April and Andy, or they live long enough to become Leslie and Ben.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go1286/your_relationships_either_die_as_april_and_andy/ (bellyfold)
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Cinderellas shoes couldn't have fitted her because they slipped of her foot when she was running, therefore Cinderella is not who she says she is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go11yu/cinderellas_shoes_couldnt_have_fitted_her_because/ (XxabcdefghxX)
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By picking your nose you are slightly improving your airflow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go101s/by_picking_your_nose_you_are_slightly_improving/ (Cyanide_Jam)
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Europe is towards the West of Murica.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go1009/europe_is_towards_the_west_of_murica/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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A chefs greatest masterpiece will ultimately become shit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go0zsm/a_chefs_greatest_masterpiece_will_ultimately/ (XxabcdefghxX)
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Growing up you stay awake in bed scared that you aren't alone and as you get older you stay awake scared that you are all alone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go0zg9/growing_up_you_stay_awake_in_bed_scared_that_you/ (ShutUpVegan)
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The muffin in asdfmovie is suicidal cos his dad (the cake) was killed in the first asdf movie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go0zbh/the_muffin_in_asdfmovie_is_suicidal_cos_his_dad/ (74CK)
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Negative experience have more effect on ours life than positive experience.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go0za5/negative_experience_have_more_effect_on_ours_life/ (legendary-levi)
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People go into pediatrics because they love kids but it’s probably the profession that watches the most kids die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go0xf1/people_go_into_pediatrics_because_they_love_kids/ (SizorXM)
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You never actually grow up, you just grow old.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go0v8b/you_never_actually_grow_up_you_just_grow_old/ (CaliforniaMntnSnake)
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Everything is something, even nothing is something

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go0u2q/everything_is_something_even_nothing_is_something/ (Jimmmertun)
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Harry Potter is probably the origin of someone's inflation fetish

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go0t03/harry_potter_is_probably_the_origin_of_someones/ (zxh01)
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Cannibalism turns people into shit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go0qaf/cannibalism_turns_people_into_shit/ (RigorMortis76)
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You can't be underground; you're either above it or in it. You can't get below it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go0onc/you_cant_be_underground_youre_either_above_it_or/ (EMarkDDS)
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You can remember that you forgot something and you can forget that you remembered something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go0m14/you_can_remember_that_you_forgot_something_and/ ([deleted])
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Only the ocean floor is underwater; everything floating and swimming around is IN water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go0lnb/only_the_ocean_floor_is_underwater_everything/ (EMarkDDS)
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When Leia refers to Chewie as a “walking carpet”, that was a racial slur for a Wookiee

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go0l35/when_leia_refers_to_chewie_as_a_walking_carpet/ (makovskyj)
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According to the Demolition man timeline, we still have 12 years left to learn how the seashells work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go0l2h/according_to_the_demolition_man_timeline_we_still/ (CyberNinja23)
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Bacon-flavored chips don't actually taste like bacon, they're just bacon-flavored chips-flavored chips

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go0ksf/baconflavored_chips_dont_actually_taste_like/ (Thorn782)
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Jail is a ban from the outside world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go0krh/jail_is_a_ban_from_the_outside_world/ (eliasjames123)
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We are lucky that our bodies float on water instead of going down below the depths when we die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go0k6z/we_are_lucky_that_our_bodies_float_on_water/ (DearExam88)
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Most high school athletes who got their season cut short will never play again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go0jrf/most_high_school_athletes_who_got_their_season/ (IMissFreedom)
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It's incredible to think how often we ask the far-away Google cloudlords/mainframe to help us find our phones within our own apartment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go0iz8/its_incredible_to_think_how_often_we_ask_the/ (lancaric)
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There isn't a single song that everybody hates.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go0hmu/there_isnt_a_single_song_that_everybody_hates/ (goldenhaze420)
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If you had fun you won, and if you won but didn't have fun you lost.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go0h9v/if_you_had_fun_you_won_and_if_you_won_but_didnt/ (Grothendieck57)
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We are lucky that our bodies float on water instead of going down below the depths

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go0gw8/we_are_lucky_that_our_bodies_float_on_water/ (DearExam88)
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Each child has twice as much family as their parents.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go0fzi/each_child_has_twice_as_much_family_as_their/ (Positlve)
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Being incredibly buff makes you incapable of looking a normal size.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go0fcl/being_incredibly_buff_makes_you_incapable_of/ (KilloJ)
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The UK will probably never have a prime minister with a northern accent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go0esh/the_uk_will_probably_never_have_a_prime_minister/ (letsgetblitzed)
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You have more freedom as a college student than a high school student. Yet, the massive workload prevents the use of that freedom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go0d58/you_have_more_freedom_as_a_college_student_than_a/ (IMissFreedom)
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It's weird that it takes someone else tickling us to laugh but we can give ourselves an orgasm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go0cbl/its_weird_that_it_takes_someone_else_tickling_us/ (splendiferousbastard)
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Once you choose a side of the bed it's permanent unless you get a new bed or the bed changes rooms

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go0bcy/once_you_choose_a_side_of_the_bed_its_permanent/ (AskAboutMyCoffee)
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Tinnitus is the loudest thing that no one else can hear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go08j6/tinnitus_is_the_loudest_thing_that_no_one_else/ (ban000tan)
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Any game that costs money is technically pay to win

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go078y/any_game_that_costs_money_is_technically_pay_to/ (Laggyboi999)
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Given how huge the Harry Potter franchise was, it’s weird that we never heard of any attempted child kidnapping using the “Yer a wizard” line and taking the kid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go063q/given_how_huge_the_harry_potter_franchise_was_its/ (themanyfaceasian)
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People before the 1860s never had to suffer from hearing their own voice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go061m/people_before_the_1860s_never_had_to_suffer_from/ (Edgelord420666)
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Mate, it is almost impossible not to read a comment that starts with ‘mate’ in an Australian accent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go04bz/mate_it_is_almost_impossible_not_to_read_a/ (Jimitex22)
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Nowadays you can go into a bank with a mask on and nobody will be alarmed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go03ij/nowadays_you_can_go_into_a_bank_with_a_mask_on/ (slapboxin)
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there's a possibility that when a person sees a ghost he is seeing a human from different alternative universe because the wall between our universes is too thin at that place for some reason , that explains why some houses are haunted

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go03h6/theres_a_possibility_that_when_a_person_sees_a/ (lucifer_2003)
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The purpose of life is experience; the key to happiness is acceptance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go01cn/the_purpose_of_life_is_experience_the_key_to/ (BanDerUh)
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Depending on how close to Christmas you send your letter, Santa is either the fastest delivery service or the slowest

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/go019z/depending_on_how_close_to_christmas_you_send_your/ (GeneralShawn)
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Chances are someone you went to kindergarten with is dead

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnzz1b/chances_are_someone_you_went_to_kindergarten_with/ (noidonthavecheddar)
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If life had background Music we would always know what would happen before it actually happens

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnzxxf/if_life_had_background_music_we_would_always_know/ (official-G0D)
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You craft a diamond pickaxe only to get 14 obsidian and never use it again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnzxuz/you_craft_a_diamond_pickaxe_only_to_get_14/ (Mmaxum)
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It's crazy to think about people dying of age

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnzvhg/its_crazy_to_think_about_people_dying_of_age/ (mac_daddy_smurf)
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Loitering is littering, but with people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnzty1/loitering_is_littering_but_with_people/ (obiwankevobi)
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The usa is our planet’s reality show

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnzt5n/the_usa_is_our_planets_reality_show/ ([deleted])
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Burrito directly translates to "little donkey." Turns out we've all been eating ass longer than we thought

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnzt3m/burrito_directly_translates_to_little_donkey/ (bakedsnowman)
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The fact that there is a word for solipsism proves that the theory of solipsism isn’t real

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnzs69/the_fact_that_there_is_a_word_for_solipsism/ (SaltyToesYum)
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Falling off the table as an insect must be like the shortest skydive ever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnzqj1/falling_off_the_table_as_an_insect_must_be_like/ (EveningGiraffee)
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The events of Revenge of the Sith could have been avoided had the Jedi Code allowed Jedi to achieve post nut clarity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnzpqr/the_events_of_revenge_of_the_sith_could_have_been/ (TenDollarTicket)
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there's coincidences and then there's points

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnzpcc/theres_coincidences_and_then_theres_points/ (kskelts)
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You spinning around overloads the universe's graphics card and diziness is a countermeasure to keep lag to a minimum.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnzldq/you_spinning_around_overloads_the_universes/ (guy_from_the_intnet)
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The Internet does have history and it's something you can't delete.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnzjv1/the_internet_does_have_history_and_its_something/ (somkkeshav555)
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A bolt of lightning has enough energy to toast 100,000 slices of bread.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnzjke/a_bolt_of_lightning_has_enough_energy_to_toast/ (DrJuice-y)
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Saying "that's what she said" to a sentence that was supposed to be sexual defeats the purpose, even though it can be literal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnzilj/saying_thats_what_she_said_to_a_sentence_that_was/ (ShadowStrike2)
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Some children tell the teacher to give class work as homework so they can work less in school, but then children complain about too much homework.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnzhwy/some_children_tell_the_teacher_to_give_class_work/ (ShadowStrike2)
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It’s easy for flies to get into your house but very difficult for them to get out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnzhes/its_easy_for_flies_to_get_into_your_house_but/ (LiveLizard)
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Pretty strange how bug bites only start itching after you notice them like an hour or two later

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnzh4j/pretty_strange_how_bug_bites_only_start_itching/ (Im_Here_For_TheMemes)
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Whether you turn on or off your webcam, you căn still see yourself in the screen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnzgqz/whether_you_turn_on_or_off_your_webcam_you_căn/ (honque06)
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Brie Larson looks like Merritt Wever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnzfpg/brie_larson_looks_like_merritt_wever/ (donkeyshowboy)
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With Yeezy being valued at 4 billion and Kanye having a net worth of 1.3 billion, it’s clear that Sway didn’t have the answers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnzeqy/with_yeezy_being_valued_at_4_billion_and_kanye/ (Frankdicaprio)
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Most billionaires die without spending their fortune

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnzdlz/most_billionaires_die_without_spending_their/ (gcnHNYqvzB637fYQvQDt)
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A divorced woman has more use for a wedding dress than a married one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnzdgq/a_divorced_woman_has_more_use_for_a_wedding_dress/ (JjzMerheb)
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Your feet are symmetrical to each other, but not themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnzclh/your_feet_are_symmetrical_to_each_other_but_not/ (VanGarrett)
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We always think what people will think of us but in reality everyone have problems in their life. So they only think of us, just to distract themselves from their life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnzbh8/we_always_think_what_people_will_think_of_us_but/ (legendary-levi)
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The variation inbetween dog breads and cat breeds really shows how much more dogs have been part of us how much we fucked their appearance and their psyche

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnzb1f/the_variation_inbetween_dog_breads_and_cat_breeds/ (naveen000can)
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"Great question" has become the most annoying answer to a question

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnz8lw/great_question_has_become_the_most_annoying/ (slartibartjars)
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Scientists who contend that a diamond is the hardest substance on earth have clearly never tried to scrape a dried Rice Krispie off the side of a cereal bowl.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnz8a0/scientists_who_contend_that_a_diamond_is_the/ (Groovypippin)
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When you realize that the scroll click close things your experience goes to another level.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnz339/when_you_realize_that_the_scroll_click_close/ (Chrysiogenes)
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The only outside part of your body almost everybody is uncomfortable touching are your eyeballs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnz129/the_only_outside_part_of_your_body_almost/ (HeIlo_there_everyone)
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The possibility of being killed by a stray manhole cover is slim but not impossible

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnyz0k/the_possibility_of_being_killed_by_a_stray/ (Endless-Calamity)
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There are many foods that taste naturally sour or sweet, but the only food that is truly salty is salt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnyy6w/there_are_many_foods_that_taste_naturally_sour_or/ (J__ay)
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they go for the skin as soon as your done furnishing the hair

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnywuf/they_go_for_the_skin_as_soon_as_your_done/ (kskelts)
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You don't hear a lot of stories about bad breakups or regret when the relationship was nonsexual

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnywpo/you_dont_hear_a_lot_of_stories_about_bad_breakups/ (INTJ-XP)
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Everything has a 50/50 chance we just don’t want to oversimplify it or we just want more details which will still be useless considering the fact that it still stays at 50/50

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnyv2y/everything_has_a_5050_chance_we_just_dont_want_to/ (GingerLius)
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G looks like a 6 but g looks like a 9

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnyugr/g_looks_like_a_6_but_g_looks_like_a_9/ (Purple_Stickman)
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Hunger Games was the original Battle Royale.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnyswj/hunger_games_was_the_original_battle_royale/ (PrcrsturbationNation)
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If Stuart Little was an adopted human kid, the movie would’ve been much better

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnyomp/if_stuart_little_was_an_adopted_human_kid_the/ (anchit_)
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Slits separate slats of wood

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnyncq/slits_separate_slats_of_wood/ (bilalakil)
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Nothing is achieved when judging the past by the standards of the present.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnylkb/nothing_is_achieved_when_judging_the_past_by_the/ (lawziet)
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Even fake smiles are somewhat real because smiling makes you feel like smiling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnykda/even_fake_smiles_are_somewhat_real_because/ (krojo)
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Numbers are wild. Numbers are so wild, in-fact, that it’s impossible to count from 0 to 1. Assuming you are counting with decimals, there are an infinite number of numbers between 0 and 1. You could spend the rest of your natural born life, ...and never count to 1.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnyjr8/numbers_are_wild_numbers_are_so_wild_infact_that/ (bradilusmaximus)
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If someone tells you that they are a pathological liar, then you can't really believe that they are a pathological liar

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnyiyc/if_someone_tells_you_that_they_are_a_pathological/ (thyispro)
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When pornstars undress, they are getting dressed for their job

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnyiuw/when_pornstars_undress_they_are_getting_dressed/ (jameshetfieldtable)
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Marshmellows are probably the only thing that when even burnt are still an acceptable food item

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnyihd/marshmellows_are_probably_the_only_thing_that/ (ismelltheindoorsnow)
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With its ice skating popularity, Russia truly is “Florida on Ice”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnyi6l/with_its_ice_skating_popularity_russia_truly_is/ (caviarburrito)
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If what we smell are molecules, and you breathe while you take a shit, you're technically eating your shit while you take a shit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnyffi/if_what_we_smell_are_molecules_and_you_breathe/ (edrichhans)
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Mortein is the opposite of what Morphine would do on rats.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnyff6/mortein_is_the_opposite_of_what_morphine_would_do/ (risingflute78)
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We all agreed on a spiritual level that blood tasted like iron without tasting iron.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnycsi/we_all_agreed_on_a_spiritual_level_that_blood/ (NitrozNoir)
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King Of The Hill is one of the most iconic representations of Texas in pop culture, yet the word "Y'all" was barely spoken throughout the show's 12 years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnycoi/king_of_the_hill_is_one_of_the_most_iconic/ (C-Ron)
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The day before the first work day is more stressful than the actual day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnyc3l/the_day_before_the_first_work_day_is_more/ (greggors1995)
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Spotify Ads that show off music, have the opposite of the intended affect.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnyb5j/spotify_ads_that_show_off_music_have_the_opposite/ (Ally3999)
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Whoever invented the smartphone needs to be a zillionaire because they are so useful to society

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnyaza/whoever_invented_the_smartphone_needs_to_be_a/ (Seedpound)
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Strained bean soup doesn't have the same ring to it as the word coffee.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnya9f/strained_bean_soup_doesnt_have_the_same_ring_to/ (RewrittenSol)
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When tanks shoot heir shot they rarely miss

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gny7jj/when_tanks_shoot_heir_shot_they_rarely_miss/ (Walis42)
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Every father ever is a motherfucker.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gny6d5/every_father_ever_is_a_motherfucker/ (jameshetfieldtable)
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"Fat pussy" provokes completely different imagery depending on the gender of the person it is describing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gny69l/fat_pussy_provokes_completely_different_imagery/ ([deleted])
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Mosquitoes are the tiniest vampires

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gny55r/mosquitoes_are_the_tiniest_vampires/ (Atfana)
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We make jokes in dark or serious situations but we get serious in vain incidents

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gny4ri/we_make_jokes_in_dark_or_serious_situations_but/ (67raven)
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If ghosts existed they would constantly have to chase Earth as they wouldn't be affected by gravity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gny4gx/if_ghosts_existed_they_would_constantly_have_to/ (ruvo-)
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If for whatever reason we colonised mars, the weighing scales would have to be more sensitive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gny39d/if_for_whatever_reason_we_colonised_mars_the/ (VeganPropaganda_)
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The animals in the intro to “Lion King” welcome a newborn predator that will eventually hunt and kill them or their offspring.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gny0fx/the_animals_in_the_intro_to_lion_king_welcome_a/ (Cut-N-Shoot)
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The Snap would have been so much worse if people had just dropped dead rather than disintegrating.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gny0d8/the_snap_would_have_been_so_much_worse_if_people/ (ThunderChild247)
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It will be a lost opportunity if they don't play the post credits scene of Ferris Bueller's Day Off on Matthew Broderick's funeral when he dies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnxy9b/it_will_be_a_lost_opportunity_if_they_dont_play/ (southwingboy)
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Every day, we have the possibility of choosing something that could lead us to our deaths, but we continue to choose the correct options that keep us alive, without even realizing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnxwoc/every_day_we_have_the_possibility_of_choosing/ (BlackHoleSun0657)
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Nothing more annoying than getting texts from someone you don't want to talk to

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnxwfl/nothing_more_annoying_than_getting_texts_from/ (ShazzyFez)
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Nobody will remember you for what you PLANNED to do. They will remember you for what you accomplished.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnxvx8/nobody_will_remember_you_for_what_you_planned_to/ (joongotnojams)
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Mars is the planet with only robotic population

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnxvbt/mars_is_the_planet_with_only_robotic_population/ (Artisticspawm)
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You can't cross out any character in Animal Crossing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnxp6r/you_cant_cross_out_any_character_in_animal/ (BiggestForts)
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Most people probably wouldn’t choose Pikachu

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnxlqs/most_people_probably_wouldnt_choose_pikachu/ (LennerKetty)
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Increased videoconferencing may lead to a resurgence of the mullet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnxlhx/increased_videoconferencing_may_lead_to_a/ (gogocaps)
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It is not a face mask. It is a visual IQ test.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnxkys/it_is_not_a_face_mask_it_is_a_visual_iq_test/ (RowdyWrongdoer)
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The saying “as dry as bone” doesn’t really make sense since our bones are always wet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnxfvo/the_saying_as_dry_as_bone_doesnt_really_make/ (ur-da)
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There's always someone else with a cozier nest

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnxfo5/theres_always_someone_else_with_a_cozier_nest/ (rocksofiron)
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A lot of People who believe in defending themselves unto death with their guns...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnxfln/a_lot_of_people_who_believe_in_defending/ (jbafofi4)
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Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Curiosity about what the hairless apes were doing led cats to a life of leisure and worship.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnxffs/curiosity_didnt_kill_the_cat_curiosity_about_what/ (soverylucky)
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Men who mock women who never marry and live the rest of their lives alone with a bunch of cats act like real winners for losing that competition to an animal that shits in a box.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnxed6/men_who_mock_women_who_never_marry_and_live_the/ (takaperoinen-miete)
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(For English-Speakers) The ‘ee’ sound is the same as holding the ‘yyy’ sound

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnxe6t/for_englishspeakers_the_ee_sound_is_the_same_as/ (dmoc_05)
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You might have the most hair in the world at one point

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnxe6f/you_might_have_the_most_hair_in_the_world_at_one/ (THE_BEAT_WIZARD)
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Good eye sight is regressive and 6 fingers or toes is dominate, why must evolution troll.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnxcx1/good_eye_sight_is_regressive_and_6_fingers_or/ (BasicRedditor1997)
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Cops are the real ones who are “armed and dangerous “

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnxby5/cops_are_the_real_ones_who_are_armed_and_dangerous/ (shoutoutdavid)
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The bellybutton is the original butthole.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnxbgc/the_bellybutton_is_the_original_butthole/ (MagoModerno)
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Every picture of everyone is when they were younger

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnxaqw/every_picture_of_everyone_is_when_they_were/ ([deleted])
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Learning from your mistakes is getting ready for a problem after it has already happened, so for once in a lifetime situations, we are always ready for the previous disaster.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnx9mu/learning_from_your_mistakes_is_getting_ready_for/ (sinabey)
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Hard water is a soft drink

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnx92b/hard_water_is_a_soft_drink/ (ecwarrior)
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The guy from Interstellar really named his daughter Murphy's law

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnx90a/the_guy_from_interstellar_really_named_his/ (plugdiamonds)
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Depending on how you look at it, there are either 7.8 billion or 365/366 birthdays a year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnx893/depending_on_how_you_look_at_it_there_are_either/ (Da_Chicken303)
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When you talk to people directly it travels at the speed of sound when you talk over phone it travels at the speed of light.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnx7jo/when_you_talk_to_people_directly_it_travels_at/ (neelothpal-vipparla)
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"Hey... have you got a minute" is the adult version of "we need to talk"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnx6s4/hey_have_you_got_a_minute_is_the_adult_version_of/ (Red0rWhite1407)
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A caterpillar's metamorphosis is nature's version of plastic surgery

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnx5wa/a_caterpillars_metamorphosis_is_natures_version/ (The--World)
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You probably can't make cookies from the cookie dough in cookie dough ice cream

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnx56k/you_probably_cant_make_cookies_from_the_cookie/ (airforcefalco)
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One day someone decided going right is the standard in 2d video games

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnx4af/one_day_someone_decided_going_right_is_the/ (babatelli)
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You know something’s lost when you start looking in the fridge for it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnx3tz/you_know_somethings_lost_when_you_start_looking/ (Bubonicman)
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They could make a Trading Places 2 where Valentine trades places with the King of Zamunda

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnx3no/they_could_make_a_trading_places_2_where/ (Mr_Westerfield)
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Dreams are both first-person and third-person view.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnkpnq/dreams_are_both_firstperson_and_thirdperson_view/ (MrMarkoMan)
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All photos are in the past, all thoughts are in the future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnkavv/all_photos_are_in_the_past_all_thoughts_are_in/ (Chrysiogenes)
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For being highly social animals that rely upon each other for nearly everything, humans sure do admire individualism.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnk95a/for_being_highly_social_animals_that_rely_upon/ (powerscunner)
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Yoda's first word came after his second word

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnk8sr/yodas_first_word_came_after_his_second_word/ (TheRedditPhoenix)
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You don’t know your actual birthday, you just have to trust that everyone isn’t lying to you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnk8av/you_dont_know_your_actual_birthday_you_just_have/ (rotisseriechicken13)
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Witness protection probably ends family lines more then anything else

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnk0d0/witness_protection_probably_ends_family_lines/ (fazeligma28)
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“You ain’t shit” and “You are shit” both are insults.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnk02k/you_aint_shit_and_you_are_shit_both_are_insults/ (notprospero)
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Braces are yoga practice for teeth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnjzlk/braces_are_yoga_practice_for_teeth/ (PromptlyCyclical)
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Eating chicken with your eggs is freaking weird.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnjze6/eating_chicken_with_your_eggs_is_freaking_weird/ (FaustusLiberius)
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The only part of Elastigirl that isn't elastic is her head.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnjjrl/the_only_part_of_elastigirl_that_isnt_elastic_is/ (U_N_I_X)
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TV shows and movies often depict that kid in PE class who refuses to exercise as the smart kid, but really they're being stupid and will ultimately pay for that mistake.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnhqdh/tv_shows_and_movies_often_depict_that_kid_in_pe/ (CaydeHawthorne)
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Throwing knives are a stupid weapon because if you miss or don’t incapacitate your opponent all you did is give them a knife.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnhnxr/throwing_knives_are_a_stupid_weapon_because_if/ (AbbyClaw)
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One day we’ll run out of original music

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnhmy0/one_day_well_run_out_of_original_music/ (Troystrige)
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If you write a book about failure that doesn’t sell is that considered a success

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnhmtb/if_you_write_a_book_about_failure_that_doesnt/ (dogshitandpiss)
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Best example for "You either die a hero or live long enough to see your self become a villain" is PLASTIC.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnhklr/best_example_for_you_either_die_a_hero_or_live/ (neelothpal-vipparla)
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Once you learn how to read, you can't stop reading.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gngb75/once_you_learn_how_to_read_you_cant_stop_reading/ (shaunZfrenzy)
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Black Panther is the sequel to The Lion King we never knew we needed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnfc7c/black_panther_is_the_sequel_to_the_lion_king_we/ (a9lex)
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Women consume Crime/forensic drama for the same reason men consume fighting drama: we expect it will happen to us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnc4gf/women_consume_crimeforensic_drama_for_the_same/ (plotthick)
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We have never touched anything before

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnc436/we_have_never_touched_anything_before/ (Gam3nuk3r)
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When you 3D print something, you're basically just downloading it into the real world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnc3x0/when_you_3d_print_something_youre_basically_just/ (ScarletSilver)
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If there are subtitles then surely there must also be domtitiles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnc2zg/if_there_are_subtitles_then_surely_there_must/ (ing_die)
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You could eat a human leg the same way you eat a chicken leg.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnc1bk/you_could_eat_a_human_leg_the_same_way_you_eat_a/ (Dedicated_YuB_fan)
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Everyone you meet in life has a version of you in their head that that believe to be "true." Every person has a different version of you. For all the "yous" out in the minds of others, you're the only one that knows the real you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnc0ul/everyone_you_meet_in_life_has_a_version_of_you_in/ (ThaMasterRoshi)
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When computers overheat, they freeze

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnbvg7/when_computers_overheat_they_freeze/ (klaus_nieto)
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From space, the only manmade object in space visible to the naked eye is the ISS.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnbueb/from_space_the_only_manmade_object_in_space/ (PoliticsEnthusiast)
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Technically any wound is but a flesh wound

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnbtvd/technically_any_wound_is_but_a_flesh_wound/ (humantyisdead32)
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Sugar is plus, salt is minus

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnbtcy/sugar_is_plus_salt_is_minus/ (LolsEUW)
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5G is increasing the resolution of eggs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnbsi7/5g_is_increasing_the_resolution_of_eggs/ (The__Diddler)
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Animals like cats and dogs that are born blind don't know they are blind because no one can tell them that they are. They think it's normal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnbrf9/animals_like_cats_and_dogs_that_are_born_blind/ (chiroaz)
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People who put up Security Cameras with a sign "Smile for the Camera" completely miss the point of having security cameras

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnbqlj/people_who_put_up_security_cameras_with_a_sign/ (teeth_03)
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Bill Cosby just couldn't seem to take no for an answer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnbp2x/bill_cosby_just_couldnt_seem_to_take_no_for_an/ (rnielsen776)
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When we feel that certain type of pressure, we are amazingly adept at telling the difference between what will be a fart and what won’t

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnbnar/when_we_feel_that_certain_type_of_pressure_we_are/ (BlueHarvestJ)
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The problem with being clever is that if you happen to come up with the same thought as someone else you are labeled a plagiarist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnbnaq/the_problem_with_being_clever_is_that_if_you/ (AlwaysUpvotesScience)
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The purpose of Villains are to unite the world together against them, which kind of makes them good guys

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnbmm6/the_purpose_of_villains_are_to_unite_the_world/ (just_tryna_jam)
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A clock counts down from 12 to 11 by increasing from 1.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gnbkkj/a_clock_counts_down_from_12_to_11_by_increasing/ (starbuilt)
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Saying the wrong answer to a question intentionally in public gets you the right answer a lot faster than working it out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gn6crn/saying_the_wrong_answer_to_a_question/ (B1ueFox)
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space aliens probably arent gonna be anything like monkeys

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gn32c1/space_aliens_probably_arent_gonna_be_anything/ (Egghead335)
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People make it a point to demote others opinions unless it boosts their self ego

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gn01zp/people_make_it_a_point_to_demote_others_opinions/ (zaetz18)
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Pornos are probably the only films where the better they are, the faster someone stops watching

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmzw7v/pornos_are_probably_the_only_films_where_the/ (ADecentURL)
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They tell us as children that we shouldn’t give out our personal information on the internet. However, if you were to make up information about yourself, there’s a pretty good chance you’re sharing someone else’s information.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmztmv/they_tell_us_as_children_that_we_shouldnt_give/ (Dafishhh17)
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Just a thought about the saying “tough as nails.” A nail can be tough when you hammer it straight on, but if you hit it from an angle it’ll bend, and be completely useless. So yeah, you can be tough as nails. If you get treated wrong you’ll break, but if you’re treated right you’ll be just fine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmzslz/just_a_thought_about_the_saying_tough_as_nails_a/ (Spectator2285)
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Cats and other animals must think glass is solid air

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmzquy/cats_and_other_animals_must_think_glass_is_solid/ (Oioimate42069)
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Cold water feels sharp, while warm water feels soft.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmzlxy/cold_water_feels_sharp_while_warm_water_feels_soft/ (prelife13)
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A very sizeable amount of Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up probably comes from people clicking on rickroll links

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmzjod/a_very_sizeable_amount_of_rick_astleys_never/ (LoliProtectionSquad)
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If we turn back on our paper billing the post office might get the boost it needs. (US)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmzidg/if_we_turn_back_on_our_paper_billing_the_post/ (grizzlyboob)
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Humans are really suggestible except when it’s suggested that they’re suggestible

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmzh5c/humans_are_really_suggestible_except_when_its/ (haasvacado)
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Star wars must have one hell of a public education system for all humans to speak the same language with almost exactly the same accent across an entire galaxy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmzgp3/star_wars_must_have_one_hell_of_a_public/ (RoasteeToasty)
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Someone with a hole cut in their face mask looks dumber than someone not wearing a mask at all, but functionally they are the same

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmzfmk/someone_with_a_hole_cut_in_their_face_mask_looks/ (RedditsLastHope)
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People who sit at a PC all day clicking a mouse have been properly clicker trained, like our canine friends.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmzch3/people_who_sit_at_a_pc_all_day_clicking_a_mouse/ (computaSaysYes)
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A phone that is $300 off is more expensive than a phone that is $30 off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmzaca/a_phone_that_is_300_off_is_more_expensive_than_a/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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Thé cløaca ğushes blõod, sëmen, exčrement, ãnd mųch möre. İt iś júst â reğular wêdnesday

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmz7j1/thé_cløaca_ğushes_blõod_sëmen_exčrement_ãnd_mųch/ (sinuiai)
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Finger guns didn't exist before guns were invented

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmz7ez/finger_guns_didnt_exist_before_guns_were_invented/ (tacogator)
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If you see/hear 0 in a count down, it’s already too late.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmz5jx/if_you_seehear_0_in_a_count_down_its_already_too/ (Cuber_01)
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Since modern computer labs were introduced to colleges, there must be untold amounts of brilliant ideas lost when users graduate and the profile is eventually deleted

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmz3sm/since_modern_computer_labs_were_introduced_to/ (Phylar)
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You aren’t you when you’re not who you were.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmz2fo/you_arent_you_when_youre_not_who_you_were/ (Everydaybadnews)
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Nobody ever says, "Oh great, the cops are here!" in a genuinely delighted tone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmz0lv/nobody_ever_says_oh_great_the_cops_are_here_in_a/ (baltinerdist)
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Urinals are so weird

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmz02d/urinals_are_so_weird/ (cutiesweetpotatopie)
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We use a walker as babies to help us learn to walk. And then we use a walker again as old people to help us continue to walk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmyy8b/we_use_a_walker_as_babies_to_help_us_learn_to/ (mikmuffins)
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If movies set in the near future were realistic they’d have less teleport technology and more VR that actually kind of works and isn’t as pixelated or glitchy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmyxl3/if_movies_set_in_the_near_future_were_realistic/ (Matt_the_Engineer)
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It’s a lot easier to make bad impulsive decisions than good ones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmyxkx/its_a_lot_easier_to_make_bad_impulsive_decisions/ (icecreamdude97)
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When someone says something is not in their vocabulary, they are literally, always wrong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmyx2u/when_someone_says_something_is_not_in_their/ (Crushingit1980)
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Any combination of "robot + word" and "word + robot" will be very different things, but equally interesting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmywxa/any_combination_of_robot_word_and_word_robot_will/ (gingerbreademperor)
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nowadays spitballs are considered poison darts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmyw76/nowadays_spitballs_are_considered_poison_darts/ (Gabefinn)
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A soggy potato with a pigeons brain can be the "leader" of our country

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmyw2o/a_soggy_potato_with_a_pigeons_brain_can_be_the/ (RoguePierogies)
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If somebody was magically able to make people romantically attracted to them they probably wouldn't need to. People are attracted to power and restraint.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmyvxc/if_somebody_was_magically_able_to_make_people/ (TheRemarkableAccount)
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Social networking sites often don't involve the 'media'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmyv1z/social_networking_sites_often_dont_involve_the/ (yeetusdeletus_69)
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Pistachios are nut clams

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmyurs/pistachios_are_nut_clams/ (eren_yeagermeister)
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Pro wrestling is an action T.V. Show starring the stunt doubles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmyu44/pro_wrestling_is_an_action_tv_show_starring_the/ (Despicable_carl)
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If everything was the same temperature, then temperature wouldnt exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmyu35/if_everything_was_the_same_temperature_then/ (TheRealSn3k)
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Beards are face pubes, via versa pubes are genital beards.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmyu1p/beards_are_face_pubes_via_versa_pubes_are_genital/ (HallowDragon)
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Everyone is aware of the corruption in the police, but in the movies they never believe when the villain is a corrupted police officer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmyrr6/everyone_is_aware_of_the_corruption_in_the_police/ (OTrevelin)
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Waving and not waving your arms during a fall looks odd

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmyr36/waving_and_not_waving_your_arms_during_a_fall/ (cruud123)
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The concept of someone "watching down on you from heaven" is very creepy and invasive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmyr07/the_concept_of_someone_watching_down_on_you_from/ (invalid_credentials)
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"Hangin' in there" is the new "I'm fine".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmyphq/hangin_in_there_is_the_new_im_fine/ (tohellwithausername)
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Someone just decided that, green = easy/ orange = medium/ red = hard. And everyone just went along with it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmyp9k/someone_just_decided_that_green_easy_orange/ (Potato_Games)
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It stings a little extra to have a robot tell you your thoughts aren't original enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmyowq/it_stings_a_little_extra_to_have_a_robot_tell_you/ (Po1sonator)
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If showers never existed , everyone would’ve been fine with being stinky .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmyme9/if_showers_never_existed_everyone_wouldve_been/ (zaid_ata)
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Whatever it is that you're insecure about, there is someone who sees it and is jealous of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmymbq/whatever_it_is_that_youre_insecure_about_there_is/ (crystal_clearit808)
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If you're waiting for the waiter, aren't you the waiter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmylnn/if_youre_waiting_for_the_waiter_arent_you_the/ (hvmmm)
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Nearly every adult hand you’ve ever shaken has had a dick in it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmykfi/nearly_every_adult_hand_youve_ever_shaken_has_had/ (slapboxin)
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A couch is the crucial difference between a bed and a lawn chair.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmyjhw/a_couch_is_the_crucial_difference_between_a_bed/ (CheqTheHelper)
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Dogs at the park/on walks might know each other from “school” (doggie daycare) and we owners would have no way of knowing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmyj94/dogs_at_the_parkon_walks_might_know_each_other/ (LaLaRobotica)
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Even though fire and ice are literal opposites, at the exact but opposite temperature they are equal to each other

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmyi87/even_though_fire_and_ice_are_literal_opposites_at/ (Luigihiji)
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In the universe of anime, it must be relatively common for dancers to hit on the moves from one of those generic pre-fight choreographies and accidentally find themselves wearing magical armour, conjuring a dinosaur or some other weird shit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmyi3q/in_the_universe_of_anime_it_must_be_relatively/ (Judge_T)
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The one truly best, most wholesome, beautiful and down-to-earth, place to live (while still somewhat affordable to most) is probably kept a secret by those who live there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmyhm2/the_one_truly_best_most_wholesome_beautiful_and/ (kevjmatt)
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When molten metal or glass hardens into a solid, it is technically frozen, even though it can burn you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmygs3/when_molten_metal_or_glass_hardens_into_a_solid/ (Christendo__)
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If 4D was invented and you could smell what someone else is smelling through your screen, A LOT of people could get high for free.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmyfdz/if_4d_was_invented_and_you_could_smell_what/ (Richpotatothethird)
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A Handful of Apples is 1 Apple

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmyekp/a_handful_of_apples_is_1_apple/ (Lewdiful)
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Half of Indiana Jones’ students probably only took his archeology class because of his looks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmydom/half_of_indiana_jones_students_probably_only_took/ (MisterBrandonJoJoFan)
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Hogwarts first-graders had probably questioned the purpose of their education while turning the matches into needles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmyams/hogwarts_firstgraders_had_probably_questioned_the/ (levee6reaks)
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If a finalist on a show like the x factor were to Rick roll the entire audience, they would probably become more internet famous than if they sang any other song and won.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmy9mc/if_a_finalist_on_a_show_like_the_x_factor_were_to/ (notanalien42)
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No one changes their alarm clock sound anymore since iPhones took over

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmy9lo/no_one_changes_their_alarm_clock_sound_anymore/ (donniedarkie94)
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Revolving doors have all stopped

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmy8w3/revolving_doors_have_all_stopped/ ([deleted])
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The quote "Friends come and go but family is forever" is only a half truth...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmy767/the_quote_friends_come_and_go_but_family_is/ (yeetusdeletus_69)
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beds are lowkey slept on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmy3lb/beds_are_lowkey_slept_on/ (i-love-crying)
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Theoretically, if Oliver Twist never asked for more porridge, he'd still be in his orphanage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmy2jb/theoretically_if_oliver_twist_never_asked_for/ (yeetusdeletus_69)
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You know you've grown up when you stop licking the lids of ice cream/yogurt cups.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmy1xr/you_know_youve_grown_up_when_you_stop_licking_the/ (GhostRoboX5)
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If people in the past had done one thing different we could be living in a completely different world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmy0on/if_people_in_the_past_had_done_one_thing/ (mymexicanshrek)
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Nowadays, spitballs are considered poison darts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmy0mb/nowadays_spitballs_are_considered_poison_darts/ (Tomatoesforever)
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Still alive despite your worst day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmy093/still_alive_despite_your_worst_day/ ([deleted])
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Bookstores are one of the few places where you can sample a product before you decide to buy it or not

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmxyi5/bookstores_are_one_of_the_few_places_where_you/ (redneckvet)
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Politician is the only career where it is bad to have more experience

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmxyfs/politician_is_the_only_career_where_it_is_bad_to/ (IMissFreedom)
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Goku probably has no idea that his eyes change color when going Super Saiyan.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmxxy8/goku_probably_has_no_idea_that_his_eyes_change/ (MasterofCreamCheese)
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If Ghosts are real, everyone has the chance to attend their funeral.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmxxxj/if_ghosts_are_real_everyone_has_the_chance_to/ (powerpig2000)
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Our mothers have known us longer than we’ve known ourselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmxx54/our_mothers_have_known_us_longer_than_weve_known/ (hit-the-brakes)
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Maybe R2D2 doesn't really beep but it's all censored because he communicates exclusively through racial slurs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmxw7d/maybe_r2d2_doesnt_really_beep_but_its_all/ (honesty-lowkeye)
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Technically no curse word is derogatory if you respect people well enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmxvwm/technically_no_curse_word_is_derogatory_if_you/ (sad_eukaryotic_cell)
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Bumblebees are going to be mistaken for Asian hornets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmxv01/bumblebees_are_going_to_be_mistaken_for_asian/ (hastingsp)
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When identifying the gender of an animal in conversation. We do so as boy, or girl. Yet it sounds wrong to id them as man or woman. Even if fully matured

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmxrdi/when_identifying_the_gender_of_an_animal_in/ (Antscannabis)
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A white person, a black person, and a mixed person can all dress up as Michael Jackson for Halloween and still have fun. (Controversial)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmxrb7/a_white_person_a_black_person_and_a_mixed_person/ (Animal_Claw44147)
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If being gay was a choice then we’re all bisexuals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmxpxj/if_being_gay_was_a_choice_then_were_all_bisexuals/ (OP_aw3s0m3r3c068790)
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There probably is a universe That’s just made out of farts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmxoan/there_probably_is_a_universe_thats_just_made_out/ (backuro-the-9yearold)
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Once you win a National Lottery jackpot, you automatically become a professional gambler

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmxmjw/once_you_win_a_national_lottery_jackpot_you/ (WhoStoleMyUsernames)
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A lot of gen alpha kids will face the problem of trying not to see their parents on websites like pornhub, onlyfans, xvideos, etc.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmxm90/a_lot_of_gen_alpha_kids_will_face_the_problem_of/ (LivinMyAuthenticLife)
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No pain, no gains is a path to injury. While injured, pain and no gains is true.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmxjh7/no_pain_no_gains_is_a_path_to_injury_while/ (IMissFreedom)
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Bed bunks are human shelves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmxhig/bed_bunks_are_human_shelves/ (_lucas_the_great_)
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Always showing muscular men and skinny females in body layouts / schemas / models instead of average bodies is an extremely toxic behaviour for society. Showing average bodies would make a lot more people feel "normal" and less self-conscious

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmxgvs/always_showing_muscular_men_and_skinny_females_in/ (Red4ka)
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Han Solo was a drug smuggler..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmxgqb/han_solo_was_a_drug_smuggler/ (tweak0)
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Always showing muscular men and skinny females in body layouts / schemas instead of average bodies is an extremely toxic behaviour for society. Showing average bodies would make a lot more people feel "normal" and less self-conscious

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmxgjb/always_showing_muscular_men_and_skinny_females_in/ (Red4ka)
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Speed runners are Groundhog Daying games

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmxdis/speed_runners_are_groundhog_daying_games/ (Supreme_0verlord)
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Women named Hannah have almost certainly heard and used the word “banana” signicantly more often than the average person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmxdib/women_named_hannah_have_almost_certainly_heard/ (Work-Account-No-Porn)
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An apple could seriously fuck you up if thrown hard enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmxcnw/an_apple_could_seriously_fuck_you_up_if_thrown/ (prelife13)
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With the size of yoda’s ears its surprising he hasn’t clipped the end of them with his lightsaber while doing the twirly whirly spinning tricks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmxbwn/with_the_size_of_yodas_ears_its_surprising_he/ (lurklurkpostlurkpost)
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Cereal commercials promote their brand as well as the abduction of children from a fictional character offering free cereal that'll take them to a magical place unlike any other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmxbdm/cereal_commercials_promote_their_brand_as_well_as/ (luna_verse)
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If a blind person has a service dog that says "do not pet" it is a perfect opportunity to test how stealthy you are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmxb4m/if_a_blind_person_has_a_service_dog_that_says_do/ (Ninjake56)
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We don't recognize minor actors from commercials but we have probably seen them multiple times.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmxad0/we_dont_recognize_minor_actors_from_commercials/ (thewillmoss)
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Maybe the things that you imagine are real and must've happened before and you must've been through that, that's why you could imagine it in the first place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmx8qd/maybe_the_things_that_you_imagine_are_real_and/ (LeBrow110)
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The “old” you is also the “younger” you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmx7fd/the_old_you_is_also_the_younger_you/ (04niceguy)
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Your taxes are a subscription to where you live, childhood is the free trial

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmx6nu/your_taxes_are_a_subscription_to_where_you_live/ (Inknown38)
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The date of your birth appears infinite times in Pi

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmx6kz/the_date_of_your_birth_appears_infinite_times_in/ (CreeperAwwwwwwwwMaan)
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Your belly button is a life long scar.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmx52a/your_belly_button_is_a_life_long_scar/ (Someoneishasibur)
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The Duck Dynasty family are the Kardashians of the redneck world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmx4ab/the_duck_dynasty_family_are_the_kardashians_of/ (KohltonMaster)
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It's never skinny people you see drinking diet soda.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmx3i4/its_never_skinny_people_you_see_drinking_diet_soda/ (LiquidOcelot41)
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The universe may have only begun to exist a few seconds ago, and none of us would realize it because we were given false memories

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmx312/the_universe_may_have_only_begun_to_exist_a_few/ (PineConeEagleMan)
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"Essence of" flavored waters are a taste-based analogue of homeopathic medicine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmx2w0/essence_of_flavored_waters_are_a_tastebased/ (trblnparadise)
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Parents hit their kids based on how the kids grandparents disciplined them but that same form of used to discipline landed the parents in poverty, repeating the cycle of poverty for the next generation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmwzze/parents_hit_their_kids_based_on_how_the_kids/ (RicardoMilossGoa)
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We're all living in FPP mode.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmwzqs/were_all_living_in_fpp_mode/ (super_hero_fan)
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Due to the conceits of modern day pornography, being black with an average-sized penis is probably as socially awkward as having a small penis if you are white.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmwzl3/due_to_the_conceits_of_modern_day_pornography/ (AHamOnRye)
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The word "esoteric" is esoteric.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmwy1v/the_word_esoteric_is_esoteric/ (BahamanLlama)
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The History Channel could probably revive itself if it started airing specials of lore of video games and works of fiction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmwxs5/the_history_channel_could_probably_revive_itself/ (sithmaster0)
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You have to go to college to work at college

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmww3s/you_have_to_go_to_college_to_work_at_college/ (TrashMammal4Life)
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It doesn’t have to exist to be an existential threat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmwvrv/it_doesnt_have_to_exist_to_be_an_existential/ (sincerelycelery)
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More than half your body is not human, the rest are microorganisms. Up to 70% of the human body is water, 99.9999999% of your body is empty space. Your brain makes up its mind up to ten seconds before you even realize it. Are we even real lol

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmwsk5/more_than_half_your_body_is_not_human_the_rest/ (loorrna)
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There is a high probability that some complete stranger broke their TV or gaming console because you beat them on an online game.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmwqz5/there_is_a_high_probability_that_some_complete/ (Giggidy46)
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Since most healthy eyes are continually lubricated, saying that there "wasn't a dry eye in the audience" isn't saying much

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmwo2n/since_most_healthy_eyes_are_continually/ (terminal8)
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compared to somebody with poor vision, hearing, etc, most of us have superpowers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmwo0l/compared_to_somebody_with_poor_vision_hearing_etc/ (Snuggly-Muffin)
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Since comets' tails rarely point in the direction they're travelling, comets "drift" through space

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmwnrf/since_comets_tails_rarely_point_in_the_direction/ (vyllu)
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The movie Cars is 13 years old, old enough to have a Car Mitzvah

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmwnfz/the_movie_cars_is_13_years_old_old_enough_to_have/ (fierydumpster)
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In ‘The Truman Show’ (1998) Truman takes vitamin D supplements because the sun on the set isn't real.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmwn3c/in_the_truman_show_1998_truman_takes_vitamin_d/ ([deleted])
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If porn bloopers existed, they'd be much closer to real sex that actual porn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmwjk6/if_porn_bloopers_existed_theyd_be_much_closer_to/ (Mirrinbelde)
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Water is as satisfying after eating a salty meal than after exercising, yet tastes very different.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmwj5t/water_is_as_satisfying_after_eating_a_salty_meal/ (Maax42_)
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Beauty is quite simply internal consistency or coherency within a thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmwi8d/beauty_is_quite_simply_internal_consistency_or/ (alix992)
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It's a good thing baby rhinos are born without horns.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmwga1/its_a_good_thing_baby_rhinos_are_born_without/ (ISledge759)
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Whenever you make two sandwiches, there is always an inferior sandwich.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmwfx8/whenever_you_make_two_sandwiches_there_is_always/ (echo6golf)
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The word "ostentatious" sounds ostentatious.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmwevd/the_word_ostentatious_sounds_ostentatious/ (BahamanLlama)
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We use oxygen to inhale oxygen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmweko/we_use_oxygen_to_inhale_oxygen/ (Optinisti)
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Asking for a friend has been so commonly used for selfish interests, that if you would actually ask for a friend, no one would belive you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmwdj0/asking_for_a_friend_has_been_so_commonly_used_for/ (veesais)
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When you are born leg first, for some brief moments you are wearing your mother as a hat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmwbkb/when_you_are_born_leg_first_for_some_brief/ (LeBrow110)
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If the Internet is a web then mark Zuckerberg is an insect and not a reptile

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmwaou/if_the_internet_is_a_web_then_mark_zuckerberg_is/ (thenicesilentboi)
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You know you're old when movies while they may be entertaining are no longer charming

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmw9yr/you_know_youre_old_when_movies_while_they_may_be/ (heykarlll)
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Showers are domesticated waterfalls.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmw970/showers_are_domesticated_waterfalls/ ([deleted])
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The first thing we MUST do with anti-aging technology is make sure dogs live as long as us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmw8wh/the_first_thing_we_must_do_with_antiaging/ (ipoooppancakes)
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Millennials have long hair in order to lower the amount of expensive trips to the barber

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmw8nz/millennials_have_long_hair_in_order_to_lower_the/ (Steakman15)
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If the internet didn't exist, we wouldn't be under a lock down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmw87q/if_the_internet_didnt_exist_we_wouldnt_be_under_a/ ([deleted])
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John Mulaney has a very interesting face. Attractive but interesting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmw642/john_mulaney_has_a_very_interesting_face/ (peanutbutterscousin)
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Unicycles aren´t half as hard as to ride as bicycles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmw514/unicycles_arent_half_as_hard_as_to_ride_as/ (fullautoluxcommie)
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Michael Myers probably doesn't run after you because he knows its not safe while holding sharp objects

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmw465/michael_myers_probably_doesnt_run_after_you/ (chem_equals)
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The Spanish word for dinner is la Cena. "Ladies and gentlemen introducing your 16x wwe champion John dinnnnnnnneeeer"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmw1tr/the_spanish_word_for_dinner_is_la_cena_ladies_and/ (thebooksmith)
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When you go for a number 2, you activate shit mode

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmvz3v/when_you_go_for_a_number_2_you_activate_shit_mode/ (imSythe)
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you're never safe because there's something that can get you .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmvypq/youre_never_safe_because_theres_something_that/ (nuker98)
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The deed doesn't make you a bad person; It's the reason.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmvxlj/the_deed_doesnt_make_you_a_bad_person_its_the/ (69420iceagebaby69420)
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There's a random dude in the Star Wars universe who was lucky enough to be flying around underneath the Senators place, and caught a purple lightsaber as it fell from the top floor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmvwx7/theres_a_random_dude_in_the_star_wars_universe/ (SuccYaNan69)
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We were all the youngest person on the planet at some point.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmvwjq/we_were_all_the_youngest_person_on_the_planet_at/ (JWL-Insert-Name)
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If you were bulletproof, you would probably live your entire life without knowing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmvwho/if_you_were_bulletproof_you_would_probably_live/ (cookiesupers22)
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What a great time to be a teenager using a fake ID. With a face mask, you look like anyone!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmvw9j/what_a_great_time_to_be_a_teenager_using_a_fake/ (thestudlife)
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‘Super Mario Maker’ is technically Shigeru Miyamoto

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmvuam/super_mario_maker_is_technically_shigeru_miyamoto/ (Fuzz_Beed_)
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It's a shame we can never be the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmvtx8/its_a_shame_we_can_never_be_the_same/ (TempleOfBone)
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Due to the possibly infinite amount of stars, it's entirely possible that every shape imaginable is a constellation somewhere including a perfectly penis-shaped one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmvtv5/due_to_the_possibly_infinite_amount_of_stars_its/ (Boopis_Gloopis)
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Most of the people involved with The Office have probably never actually worked an office job

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmvsjz/most_of_the_people_involved_with_the_office_have/ (madcatter3)
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If aids went airborne humanity would have an extinction timer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmvsfx/if_aids_went_airborne_humanity_would_have_an/ (entityxyross)
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The word verb is actually a noun

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmvojy/the_word_verb_is_actually_a_noun/ (geyehehrhrhegsgwwgw)
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We need a Bill of Rights, but for cyberspace.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmvoji/we_need_a_bill_of_rights_but_for_cyberspace/ (stoner_retribution)
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Everyone has beaten a 0% run for every game that has or will ever exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmvoih/everyone_has_beaten_a_0_run_for_every_game_that/ (Effective_Nothing)
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Santa’s large belly is actually a stack of some serious ab work due to all the laughing he does while flying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmvmyw/santas_large_belly_is_actually_a_stack_of_some/ (ulengrau)
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It’s 17 april 2011. Game of thrones airs tonight and you look forward how it is. Life is good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmvmlr/its_17_april_2011_game_of_thrones_airs_tonight/ (FREEKYNG)
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Virtual gift cards aren't really gift cards as there is no physical card to store the gift on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmvkpf/virtual_gift_cards_arent_really_gift_cards_as/ (epicjason)
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Farting and popping your ears feel good for the same reason.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmvjix/farting_and_popping_your_ears_feel_good_for_the/ (steffanan)
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You fear death cause of your anxiety but you wanna escape because of your depression

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmvjhb/you_fear_death_cause_of_your_anxiety_but_you/ (justwantout_210)
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One day when most of the world has shifted to a fully plant-based diet, we will have to slaughter animals just to feed our pets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmvim3/one_day_when_most_of_the_world_has_shifted_to_a/ (knellbell)
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People fight wars to bring peace.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmvhb7/people_fight_wars_to_bring_peace/ (gemelijah)
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Hot takes are actually just conspiracy theories.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmvgs5/hot_takes_are_actually_just_conspiracy_theories/ (Ayerrow)
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Before the last 300 years, no human would have travelled more than 50 miles an hour, and lived for more than a few seconds after.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmvfh4/before_the_last_300_years_no_human_would_have/ (JayMansfield12)
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A part of a person's imagination dies the day they discover internet porn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmvctm/a_part_of_a_persons_imagination_dies_the_day_they/ ([deleted])
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Blind people could go their whole lives not knowing the moon exists, if no one tells them about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmvcix/blind_people_could_go_their_whole_lives_not/ (xelfer123)
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It’s amazing how many emotions and phrases you can show by saying “mmm”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmvby9/its_amazing_how_many_emotions_and_phrases_you_can/ (bookwormcho3)
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Some speculate that we can't really imagine what an intelligent life could look like elsewhere in the universe due to our biased viewpoint of what we know and understand. So if there are advanced civilizations out there, they could be doing the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmv9ln/some_speculate_that_we_cant_really_imagine_what/ (ctrl-alt-rage)
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Watching the rail cars on a train pass in a small town is an impromptu art show

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmv9gj/watching_the_rail_cars_on_a_train_pass_in_a_small/ (dickcheese_analmeat)
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It's amazing that testicles almost never tangle up despite constantly being moved around.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmv9bl/its_amazing_that_testicles_almost_never_tangle_up/ (MaldingMadman)
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With everyone wearing masks it must be very hard for the deaf/hard of hearing community to understand without being able to read lips.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmv8mu/with_everyone_wearing_masks_it_must_be_very_hard/ (KlaustheLeo)
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Blind people could go their whole lives not knowing the sun exists, if no one tells them about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmv8m8/blind_people_could_go_their_whole_lives_not/ ([deleted])
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Getting offended when someone says that you can’t take criticism proves their point

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmv8au/getting_offended_when_someone_says_that_you_cant/ (vulpes_tail)
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Toaster minutes are shorter than microwave minutes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmv86d/toaster_minutes_are_shorter_than_microwave_minutes/ (Ihavebadreddit)
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In Friends when Chandler and Monica first hook up, Ross bursts into the room saying he was getting married that day. Monica must have been sucking off Chandler to have been under the sheets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmv7s5/in_friends_when_chandler_and_monica_first_hook_up/ (dont_touch-me_there)
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If you were sent back 2000 years you would know that things like electricity existed, but you would have no way of using/making those things

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmv6s7/if_you_were_sent_back_2000_years_you_would_know/ (TTV-Chic)
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The problem with capitalism — it’s like a gateway drug that leads to Greed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmv57s/the_problem_with_capitalism_its_like_a_gateway/ (marriedwithchickens)
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Look, there is cheese. Cheese has holes. More cheese = more holes. More holes is less cheese. So technically, more cheese is actually less cheese

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmv469/look_there_is_cheese_cheese_has_holes_more_cheese/ (bananensaus)
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Shoutout to all the fallen banana peels. They kept our delicious, sweet banana innards intact until we inevitably discard all the work the peel did, by throwing it in the trash. Thanks banana peel, here's to you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmv2sb/shoutout_to_all_the_fallen_banana_peels_they_kept/ (woodenonesie)
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You need prior experience to get an entry level job. Yet, you can't get experience because all entry level jobs require prior experience.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmv2a3/you_need_prior_experience_to_get_an_entry_level/ (IMissFreedom)
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We don't actually hate TikTok. We hate the people using it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmv20m/we_dont_actually_hate_tiktok_we_hate_the_people/ (EL3C7R0N1C-M4N)
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A perfectly symmetrical face look’s creepy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmv1b3/a_perfectly_symmetrical_face_looks_creepy/ (justwantout_210)
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As the years progress, anything original will be harder to find due to some part of it being referenced to something, intentional or not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmv108/as_the_years_progress_anything_original_will_be/ (The_Legendary_Yeeter)
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If a song is released on the music market first before ending up in a movie score, it's considered a real song. If it's released first as part of a movie score, it's forever part of the fictional world of the movie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmv0pb/if_a_song_is_released_on_the_music_market_first/ (_Legend_Has_It_)
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Knowing that we could be monitored just by looking at our phones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmv0oq/knowing_that_we_could_be_monitored_just_by/ (justwantout_210)
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Saying "That's inappropriate" is inappropriate for something that's not inappropriate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmuzg7/saying_thats_inappropriate_is_inappropriate_for/ (squeedwaerd)
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Food is young poo

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmuyqk/food_is_young_poo/ (Xener_)
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If people started balding on the sides of their head instead of the top, it wouldn’t be as bad because you could turn it into a fade.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmuyb5/if_people_started_balding_on_the_sides_of_their/ (mattynicecold)
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Men are way more obsessed than women in avoiding holes and such while driving.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmuxgi/men_are_way_more_obsessed_than_women_in_avoiding/ (Yurishirox)
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Truman show is more of a horror movie than a comedie imo

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmuwjq/truman_show_is_more_of_a_horror_movie_than_a/ (DomHE553)
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If we took out a giraffes vocal cords we could make like 10 guitars out of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmuwj9/if_we_took_out_a_giraffes_vocal_cords_we_could/ (BRUH_THESE_HOES_MAD)
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If everyone in the world got a million dollars, then the number of poor would increase and rich will decrease

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmuw8j/if_everyone_in_the_world_got_a_million_dollars/ (elongatedmuskrat777)
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“For sale: graduation gown, never worn”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmuvpa/for_sale_graduation_gown_never_worn/ (MisterErock)
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Kids who major in STEM fields for the money generally drop out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmuuzh/kids_who_major_in_stem_fields_for_the_money/ (IMissFreedom)
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You don't know what you have forgotten

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmuuxc/you_dont_know_what_you_have_forgotten/ (SlavicJedi)
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The allen keys that come with the Ikea furnitures are the artifacts you save for later use.. all. of. them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmuui8/the_allen_keys_that_come_with_the_ikea_furnitures/ (bravobracus)
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If all major car companies combined their ideas, they would make a near perfect car

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmuuab/if_all_major_car_companies_combined_their_ideas/ (redneckvet)
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You can count up to a million out loud in English without your lips touching

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmuu0b/you_can_count_up_to_a_million_out_loud_in_english/ (krispyboiz)
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If the letter l at the end of the tunnel stands for light, the letter e at the end of Google stands for silence after light.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmutvo/if_the_letter_l_at_the_end_of_the_tunnel_stands/ (nonkertompf)
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Normal is an illusion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmute5/normal_is_an_illusion/ (David_Diron)
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Toxic gamers never wanna be a motherf*cker, but always want to f*ck your mother

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmutdx/toxic_gamers_never_wanna_be_a_motherfcker_but/ (MadsKrogh)
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People would have probably liked the Star Wars Special Editions more than the originals if they had removed the scenes of Luke and Leia kissing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmut74/people_would_have_probably_liked_the_star_wars/ (WassupImBL)
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Pet food companies profit more from making food that pet owners approve of rather than food that pets actually like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmus5l/pet_food_companies_profit_more_from_making_food/ (read-it-on-reddit)
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Whether or not someone returns the shopping cart is the greatest way to determine whether they are inherently good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmurnk/whether_or_not_someone_returns_the_shopping_cart/ (BRW1906)
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Schools would rather have us not learn the answers to problems and just receive poor grades than let us look up the answer and learn it for the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmupn0/schools_would_rather_have_us_not_learn_the/ (teddymaniacc)
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The vast majority of people have an “inner speech” where they can talk to themselves in their head, however some do not. For those people that do have a voice in their head however, try to change the volume of the voice. You cannot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmupa7/the_vast_majority_of_people_have_an_inner_speech/ (BladeXHunter)
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Enough people have played Dark Souls that someone has probably had a heart attack and died while playing and then YOU DIED appeared on the screen directly after.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmup9p/enough_people_have_played_dark_souls_that_someone/ (din7)
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Most Russians are technically Asian

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmumr7/most_russians_are_technically_asian/ (Itsyaboigandalf)
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For just one nanosecond, you were the youngest person alive in the world!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmumnn/for_just_one_nanosecond_you_were_the_youngest/ (Th3_WiseWolf)
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If you whisper to someone, they’ll almost always whisper back. Even if the situation doesn’t warrant it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmukjz/if_you_whisper_to_someone_theyll_almost_always/ (Natransha)
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In the cartoon world the main difference between fairies and witches are intentions. The second is their choice of clothing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmuj10/in_the_cartoon_world_the_main_difference_between/ (moonpies4everyone)
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The human idea of a "natural" death is probably one of the least natural deaths in nature.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmuh7c/the_human_idea_of_a_natural_death_is_probably_one/ (BimbMcPewPew)
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People who worked hard to get into the Ivy Leagues are having their degrees devalued because of college admissions bribery

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmugzi/people_who_worked_hard_to_get_into_the_ivy/ (IMissFreedom)
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There is someone in the Guiness Book of World Records for the most records in the Guiness Book of World Records.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmubye/there_is_someone_in_the_guiness_book_of_world/ (beatzwellington)
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You know you've made it when you can pay for a 99 cent app

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmub0g/you_know_youve_made_it_when_you_can_pay_for_a_99/ (TerrariaChest)
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Listening to podcasts is the only acceptable way to have voices in your head

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmuais/listening_to_podcasts_is_the_only_acceptable_way/ (NOTanormie70421)
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Every year, all your friends and family, gather to celebrate you did not die that year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmua94/every_year_all_your_friends_and_family_gather_to/ (_Mr_President)
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If you join the military, college is free

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmu9pa/if_you_join_the_military_college_is_free/ (IMissFreedom)
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We are simply just following the years system as they were taught to us. If you went to a different planet, you wouldn't even know how to find the length of an year until you have passed through many years over there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmu9c3/we_are_simply_just_following_the_years_system_as/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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You’ve probably never washed your back in the shower.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmu8wm/youve_probably_never_washed_your_back_in_the/ (CheqTheHelper)
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The story of ‘The Emperor has no clothes’ implies that the emperor was cool with being seen naked, so long as only idiots saw him.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmu87h/the_story_of_the_emperor_has_no_clothes_implies/ (ChurchOfDimple)
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Face masks are fart shields and burp amplifiers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmu7ae/face_masks_are_fart_shields_and_burp_amplifiers/ (pantsalot99)
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Ice water is the only drink where you don't need to worry about the ice-to-beverage ratio because, even if you overshoot the problem will fix itself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmu6tu/ice_water_is_the_only_drink_where_you_dont_need/ (Mr_Westerfield)
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Our cups are constantly overflowing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmu6lx/our_cups_are_constantly_overflowing/ (akromyk)
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Slipping and falling on a banana peel is a lot rarer than lead to believe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmu66f/slipping_and_falling_on_a_banana_peel_is_a_lot/ (moneybot13)
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Oedipus Rex's mother must've been a total milf. Her hand in marriage was a reward for killing the former king, so she was basically a trophy wife. Trophy Milf.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmu63v/oedipus_rexs_mother_mustve_been_a_total_milf_her/ (CloverPixels)
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You know you gotta run when the boss doesn’t have a HP bar in a game.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmu56a/you_know_you_gotta_run_when_the_boss_doesnt_have/ ([deleted])
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Horror movie actors' and actresses' children will likely watch their parents die gruesomely on screen at some point.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmu3jq/horror_movie_actors_and_actresses_children_will/ (Roderie94)
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If Digital Monsters are Digimon, then Analogue Monsters are Analmon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmu2tr/if_digital_monsters_are_digimon_then_analogue/ (Luxurychoccie)
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Whoever made Cinderella definitely had a foot fetish. Wack

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmu2l2/whoever_made_cinderella_definitely_had_a_foot/ (charschulz)
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Blind people can never be certain they’ve fully wiped their butts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmu1mk/blind_people_can_never_be_certain_theyve_fully/ (CoffeeBlack19)
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Sherbet Straws was the cocaine of our childhood.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmu16k/sherbet_straws_was_the_cocaine_of_our_childhood/ (nafissyed)
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January 1st is at one point the hottest and coldest day of the year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmu0jq/january_1st_is_at_one_point_the_hottest_and/ (EnglishAlaskan)
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Suburbs are cities where all the buildings are claustrophobic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmu06e/suburbs_are_cities_where_all_the_buildings_are/ (fullautoluxcommie)
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Every biography can be spoiled for you before being released...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmtwih/every_biography_can_be_spoiled_for_you_before/ (Dark_boy_vasu)
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People who double saved their games as kids grew up to be adults who double lock their cars and pull the door handle to make sure it's locked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmtvdh/people_who_double_saved_their_games_as_kids_grew/ (ZeeStarr22)
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If the NBA season resumes, the players are going to play some inspired basketball after they’ve all just watched The Last Dance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmtusq/if_the_nba_season_resumes_the_players_are_going/ (SirButtFarter)
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‘Terminate’ sounds so much more threatening than ‘delete’

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmtuax/terminate_sounds_so_much_more_threatening_than/ (TheTimyoy)
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Everyone you have ever (or will ever) talk to is literally full of shit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmttne/everyone_you_have_ever_or_will_ever_talk_to_is/ (McDuffBSmith)
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We got the short end of the evolutional stick seeing as how all the other species got superpowers and we got a big brain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmtstm/we_got_the_short_end_of_the_evolutional_stick/ (AppleberryJames)
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The human body needs an upgrade. Having genitals on the outside of the body seems like a poor design.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmtskd/the_human_body_needs_an_upgrade_having_genitals/ (PleiadianJedi)
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The number of living organisms you pass by in a lifetime will always be an enigma.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmts0k/the_number_of_living_organisms_you_pass_by_in_a/ (Heyheyhey450)
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The theory that humans used to have two mouths would explain how we can get both oral and genital herpes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmtq24/the_theory_that_humans_used_to_have_two_mouths/ (FaTb0i8u)
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If someone lives in a restaurant, all the food there is homemade.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmtnlo/if_someone_lives_in_a_restaurant_all_the_food/ (BlackPaperStars)
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Rattlesnakes are some of the most considerate animals because they actually let you know that you’re in their personal space before attacking you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmtn4w/rattlesnakes_are_some_of_the_most_considerate/ (billybob226)
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When you deposit money, you’re just handing your money to stranger to manage it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmtli8/when_you_deposit_money_youre_just_handing_your/ (alfredmuli)
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People are complaining that stores are requiring masks, but not that they require shirts and shoes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmtkat/people_are_complaining_that_stores_are_requiring/ (Enquent)
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We’re all in here for the mental masturbation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmtk4q/were_all_in_here_for_the_mental_masturbation/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Apple EarPods are poised to become the mullet of the 2020s. One day we'll look back and wonder what we were thinking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmtid1/apple_earpods_are_poised_to_become_the_mullet_of/ (Wildcard88888888)
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Humans will probably be the longest living mammals on Earth in the future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmtiak/humans_will_probably_be_the_longest_living/ ([deleted])
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The landlord owes his riches to the poverty of the peasants. And the wealth of the capitalists, come from the same source.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmtfgs/the_landlord_owes_his_riches_to_the_poverty_of/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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The difference between being proud of your birthplace is probably saying "I'm from..." instead of "I live in..."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmtc92/the_difference_between_being_proud_of_your/ (s_other)
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To create a communistic utopia, all we need is a lot of land.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmtc4y/to_create_a_communistic_utopia_all_we_need_is_a/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Free items always cost more to ship

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmtb8t/free_items_always_cost_more_to_ship/ (TFF_Torquejack)
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You shortly held the record for the youngest person in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmtb1r/you_shortly_held_the_record_for_the_youngest/ (Hifgiks)
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If civilization survives in the future, some of us will possibly be displayed as fossilized exhibits in their museums.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmt9sl/if_civilization_survives_in_the_future_some_of_us/ (zekrinaze)
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If you went to Mars and checked your SnapMap you would still be on earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmt8db/if_you_went_to_mars_and_checked_your_snapmap_you/ (CigaretteNightmares)
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We smile in photos probably to make people’s memories of their lives less miserable as they age.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmt80d/we_smile_in_photos_probably_to_make_peoples/ (jyl1126)
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To create a communistic utopia, all you need is a lot of land.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmt7jg/to_create_a_communistic_utopia_all_you_need_is_a/ ([deleted])
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Mickey's ears always face the camera regardless where he is looking at.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmt78p/mickeys_ears_always_face_the_camera_regardless/ (CrusaderKing666)
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If obese people didn't exist, we wouldn't be scared of getting fat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmt6i5/if_obese_people_didnt_exist_we_wouldnt_be_scared/ (sp1nj1tzu)
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The movie Real Steel was supposed to be Rock-Em Sock-Em Robots: The Movie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmt5sk/the_movie_real_steel_was_supposed_to_be_rockem/ (turboiv)
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If you win every argument, you're really smart, or really dumb.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmt3n5/if_you_win_every_argument_youre_really_smart_or/ (DeGarage)
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There are situations where marriage is the only way to get sex

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmt3kh/there_are_situations_where_marriage_is_the_only/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Serial Killers are the eco-friendliest humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmt32v/serial_killers_are_the_ecofriendliest_humans/ (RottenIceTea)
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Due to the fact that light takes a few nanoseconds to reach your eyes, everything you see is technically the past.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmt2n9/due_to_the_fact_that_light_takes_a_few/ (Enderman1832010)
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beeping is a funny verb

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmt24u/beeping_is_a_funny_verb/ (Snuggly-Muffin)
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The same money is always in circulation, someone has probably been dead a while with money in their pockets then it's been taken out an put back into circulation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmt1m9/the_same_money_is_always_in_circulation_someone/ (Livsabeast)
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:48 on the clock seems like 15 minutes before the hour but :49 appears like it's only 10 minutes away

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmswna/48_on_the_clock_seems_like_15_minutes_before_the/ (skatendo)
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It's impossible to actually put your shoes on "backwards"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmsv1u/its_impossible_to_actually_put_your_shoes_on/ (jblas2121)
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dairy farmers are payed to grope females

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmsqlx/dairy_farmers_are_payed_to_grope_females/ (Vincat21)
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A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmsmdm/a_husband_is_supposed_to_make_his_wifes_panties/ (ProcrastinatorSZ)
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Knowing that there are 'plenty of fish in the sea' is useless if you aren't any good at fishing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmsj0r/knowing_that_there_are_plenty_of_fish_in_the_sea/ (YYCchatterbox)
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People hate the silence, because they're afraid of listening to their thoughts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmsia9/people_hate_the_silence_because_theyre_afraid_of/ ([deleted])
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One day humans will be extinct and there will be a new supreme species

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmshe7/one_day_humans_will_be_extinct_and_there_will_be/ (9sz4urfuryslas)
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When you peel a vegetable, you’re taking its clothes off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmshe6/when_you_peel_a_vegetable_youre_taking_its/ (zanycarrots)
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Your shin is your foreleg.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmsf75/your_shin_is_your_foreleg/ (TheRockWarlock)
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Using VR headsets while working out will solve the problems of couch potatoes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmsf3p/using_vr_headsets_while_working_out_will_solve/ (theholdencaulfield_)
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It's ironic that the more muscular you are the harder it is to swim.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmsemb/its_ironic_that_the_more_muscular_you_are_the/ (MaldingMadman)
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The masks must be making it even more difficult for the deaf to communicate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmse91/the_masks_must_be_making_it_even_more_difficult/ (comefindme1231)
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A snail is a creature that is at one moment a circular, rock-like thing, which a moment later uncovers a worm-like creature with extruding tentacles. Yet, we see it as a symbol of slowness, not transformation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmsd85/a_snail_is_a_creature_that_is_at_one_moment_a/ (IvicaMil)
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There’s nothing quite as energizing as a hot cup of expresso.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmsc44/theres_nothing_quite_as_energizing_as_a_hot_cup/ (Everydaybadnews)
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There will never be a perfect society since 50% of population will always be the “bad people” compared to average.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmsa0t/there_will_never_be_a_perfect_society_since_50_of/ (xenoturtle)
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If students recorded their online lectures and posted them, it could be possible to receive a college education without paying for it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gms9io/if_students_recorded_their_online_lectures_and/ (tdogb)
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When you regret being too kind, too good or too patient with someone, you don't really regret being a good person. You regret that the person taking advantage of you wasn't better than that.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gms8wh/when_you_regret_being_too_kind_too_good_or_too/ (takaperoinen-miete)
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The U.S navy has the second strongest air force in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gms8n5/the_us_navy_has_the_second_strongest_air_force_in/ (Diny_Tick1)
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Rice with pasta sauce probably isn't as disgusting as it sounds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gms7jd/rice_with_pasta_sauce_probably_isnt_as_disgusting/ (saxman_nh)
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Elastagirl would've had an easy childbirth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gms74m/elastagirl_wouldve_had_an_easy_childbirth/ (DatDragonOne)
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Drive-i‌‌n cinem‌‌a shoul‌‌d becom‌‌e ‌‌a thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gms4ps/drivein_cinema_should_become_a_thing/ (vpetrychuk)
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Chop sticks can't actually chop anything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gms3i6/chop_sticks_cant_actually_chop_anything/ ([deleted])
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Chris Hemsworth is Australian. Boomerangs fly back to the thrower. Ergo, Mjölnir is a boomerang.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gms1ml/chris_hemsworth_is_australian_boomerangs_fly_back/ (Surly_Asian_Man)
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If you don't believe that beliefs exist, you could reformulate the sentence to "you believe that beliefs don't exist" but that's technically a belief so you're a hypocrite.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gms1ce/if_you_dont_believe_that_beliefs_exist_you_could/ (djsushi123)
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A picture of you staring blankly into space is not artistry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gms17x/a_picture_of_you_staring_blankly_into_space_is/ ([deleted])
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All languages are made up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmrwze/all_languages_are_made_up/ ([deleted])
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Escaping reality is an escape from your self.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmrwoz/escaping_reality_is_an_escape_from_your_self/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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The people who dispose of mirrors must have so many years of bad luck built up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmrvoz/the_people_who_dispose_of_mirrors_must_have_so/ (dead4seven)
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Romans would probably be terrible at Algebra

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmru3o/romans_would_probably_be_terrible_at_algebra/ (Endreho)
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When a house creaks, it’s just popping it’s knuckles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmrthg/when_a_house_creaks_its_just_popping_its_knuckles/ (Colonelbigg)
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Massaging is multiplayer yoga but with extra steps.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmrt6q/massaging_is_multiplayer_yoga_but_with_extra_steps/ (Dilpreet04)
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There’s right and wrong, yet wrong always has an argument to give.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmrrwi/theres_right_and_wrong_yet_wrong_always_has_an/ ([deleted])
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Dogs tend to live in the moment because they spend most of the day meditating.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmrqtx/dogs_tend_to_live_in_the_moment_because_they/ (janineonreddit88)
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Spiders don't know we're scared of them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmrq28/spiders_dont_know_were_scared_of_them/ (agnieszkajolene)
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The Oath of Office is literally a magical spell that can make a man very powerful indeed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmrn5g/the_oath_of_office_is_literally_a_magical_spell/ (AxialGem)
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We spend our whole lives gathering guests for our funeral

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmrmiw/we_spend_our_whole_lives_gathering_guests_for_our/ ([deleted])
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We all talk about how flies are smart to get in our house and they are too dumb to leave,without thinking about how many flies tried to enter your house

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmrlun/we_all_talk_about_how_flies_are_smart_to_get_in/ (-Fraul-)
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I'd be more impressed by a video of a cat putting something back up on a shelf

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmrlim/id_be_more_impressed_by_a_video_of_a_cat_putting/ (mawktheone)
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movies with talking animals could actually be about severe cases of schizophrenia

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmrisa/movies_with_talking_animals_could_actually_be/ (Gunnery_SgtHartman)
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Sculptors just remove the unwanted from a rock consisting of an already existing sculpture.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmrhk3/sculptors_just_remove_the_unwanted_from_a_rock/ (Bariumdiawesomenite)
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No one will likely be named Chad or K a r e n for the next 20 years

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmrgnd/no_one_will_likely_be_named_chad_or_k_a_r_e_n_for/ (NocturnalVI)
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Aladdin's castle is based after Taj Mahal, and that's why the place is named Agra-bah, after Agra, India where the Taj Mahal actually is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmrf6s/aladdins_castle_is_based_after_taj_mahal_and/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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When random songs find their way into your head it's like your brain is "shuffling" all the music you've ever heard in your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmrexv/when_random_songs_find_their_way_into_your_head/ (luna-umbra)
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No one has ever been in an empty room.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmree4/no_one_has_ever_been_in_an_empty_room/ ([deleted])
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The soup guy on Seinfeld had it right all along;

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmrdr3/the_soup_guy_on_seinfeld_had_it_right_all_along/ (opgary)
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Too much of anything does it's reverse effect.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmrdg8/too_much_of_anything_does_its_reverse_effect/ (Sab_accha_ho_jayga)
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The outermost layer of the epidermis is made of biologically inactive cellular remnants in the process of being sloughed off, so we are all already wearing suits made of our own dead skin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmrc64/the_outermost_layer_of_the_epidermis_is_made_of/ (ErwinFurwinPurrwin)
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Most Guitar Hero Guitars have ended up serving a similar function as many other guitars. Sitting in a corner collecting dust. Yet more people know how to play songs on Guitar Hero than the guitar.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmrb7k/most_guitar_hero_guitars_have_ended_up_serving_a/ (TropicOpposum)
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Mowing your grass is a haircut for your lawn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmr8yu/mowing_your_grass_is_a_haircut_for_your_lawn/ ([deleted])
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PG-13 movies can show people getting brutally killed, but one boob shot will make any tame movie R

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmr793/pg13_movies_can_show_people_getting_brutally/ (madomadotsuki)
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‘Motherfucker’ is the height of praise if you’re into MILFs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmr68y/motherfucker_is_the_height_of_praise_if_youre/ (Tiberius-the-Cuddler)
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Bad internet has probably stopped people from being Rick rolled and seeing inappropriate shit while in public.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmr4yq/bad_internet_has_probably_stopped_people_from/ (wassupmysombreros)
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If a college has to advertise themselves, they probably aren't a good college.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmr42q/if_a_college_has_to_advertise_themselves_they/ (NO_1_HERE_)
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Spoons are tiny bowls that gather substances from larger bowls.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmr0ps/spoons_are_tiny_bowls_that_gather_substances_from/ (PhotoClock)
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The grass is nature's carpet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmqz36/the_grass_is_natures_carpet/ (possibleshitpost)
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The zombie genre is harder to kill than the actual undead

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmqz1v/the_zombie_genre_is_harder_to_kill_than_the/ (AinSpaceXXX)
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We’re always camping, just most of it is luxury.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmqx4j/were_always_camping_just_most_of_it_is_luxury/ (phantom_sense)
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House styles comes back in fashion because only the good versions are maintained and the bad ones are demolished.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmqriu/house_styles_comes_back_in_fashion_because_only/ (netpenthe)
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People not wearing masks will be avoided in public and will have clear paths around them. They’ll think it’s great and continue to not wear one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmqqmv/people_not_wearing_masks_will_be_avoided_in/ (Rodriguezry)
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One day we will out of thoughts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmqqj7/one_day_we_will_out_of_thoughts/ (9sz4urfuryslas)
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A ‘cutlass’ is the only type of sword that is named to sound like it cannot carry out the task it was manufactured for.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmqq4f/a_cutlass_is_the_only_type_of_sword_that_is_named/ ([deleted])
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All of the planets in our solar system are the Sun's moons

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmqq4d/all_of_the_planets_in_our_solar_system_are_the/ (reddit_federation)
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Getting a paper cut hurts infinitely more then just getting a normal cut.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmqpw8/getting_a_paper_cut_hurts_infinitely_more_then/ (nafissyed)
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There are probably people who think they have been ghosted by a date, but they actually died and don't have any closure.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmqobo/there_are_probably_people_who_think_they_have/ (Dudewithaviators57)
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"What an ass!" can have both a really positive and negative meaning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmqlhf/what_an_ass_can_have_both_a_really_positive_and/ (Tisa7448)
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The squeaky wheel gets the grease. But if it squeaks to frequently, it gets replaced.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmqk1n/the_squeaky_wheel_gets_the_grease_but_if_it/ (Strel0ka)
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The game Happy Wheels could be just a collection of custom Saw traps.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmqhu1/the_game_happy_wheels_could_be_just_a_collection/ (SkydivingFerret)
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No one has ever seen any movie in its entirety, because we blink repeatedly while watching it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmqgcn/no_one_has_ever_seen_any_movie_in_its_entirety/ ([deleted])
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You can never face right or left without turning your head.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmqeu5/you_can_never_face_right_or_left_without_turning/ ([deleted])
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beds are lowkey slept on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmqdvo/beds_are_lowkey_slept_on/ (AnEpicGamer69)
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Many people don't even have the genetics to be able to compete in high school sports competitively

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmqcgn/many_people_dont_even_have_the_genetics_to_be/ (IMissFreedom)
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Japan's flag also doubles as a pie chart showing how much Japan is Japan

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmqc8z/japans_flag_also_doubles_as_a_pie_chart_showing/ (Mikeydeeluxe)
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Expensive cars must be really uncomfortable to sit in because the drivers are always in such a rush to get where they’re going.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmqc4t/expensive_cars_must_be_really_uncomfortable_to/ (Cold-Range)
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Every market in Africa is a black market

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmqb0p/every_market_in_africa_is_a_black_market/ (Farganheimen)
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The quote: family lasts forever, completely ignores the fact that orphans exist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmqa57/the_quote_family_lasts_forever_completely_ignores/ (BOSSxTEN)
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There's a good chance that your house key will also unlock somebody else's house

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmqa49/theres_a_good_chance_that_your_house_key_will/ ([deleted])
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Screamo singers are able to scream without their voice going hoarse. Their poor mothers stand no chance in arguments.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmq588/screamo_singers_are_able_to_scream_without_their/ ([deleted])
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The strongest aspect of some people is their password.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmq4qc/the_strongest_aspect_of_some_people_is_their/ (AustralianCanadian)
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It can happen that when you're peeing in a dream you wake up having peed yourself. We're lucky having dreams where we're puking isn't a regular occurrence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmq4ew/it_can_happen_that_when_youre_peeing_in_a_dream/ (drchimpansee)
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The quote " Smart work over Hard work " was probably invented by a lazy person who found an easy way out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmq463/the_quote_smart_work_over_hard_work_was_probably/ (jellycustard671)
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Drug use gets an unfair reputation considering all the beautiful things in life it has given us like rock 'n' roll and sporting achievements.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmq3dd/drug_use_gets_an_unfair_reputation_considering/ (AustralianCanadian)
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Every year, history class slowly gets more complicated.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmq29s/every_year_history_class_slowly_gets_more/ ([deleted])
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It is ironic that the cable news network is red while fox is blue

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmq257/it_is_ironic_that_the_cable_news_network_is_red/ (suprem3_d4d)
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Melted cheese seems so much more unhealthy than cold cheese.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmq090/melted_cheese_seems_so_much_more_unhealthy_than/ (T3VSS223)
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Your mental health is not your fault, but it is your responsibility.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmpzct/your_mental_health_is_not_your_fault_but_it_is/ ([deleted])
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Pocket watches: the original fidget toy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmpz8j/pocket_watches_the_original_fidget_toy/ (loriffic)
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Black is darker than dark black

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmpy04/black_is_darker_than_dark_black/ (WeDontKnowIsTaken)
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ooh is interest, ohh is realization

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmpx6y/ooh_is_interest_ohh_is_realization/ ([deleted])
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Parents are the world's biggest hypocrites for telling their children to do exactly what they would not have done at their age regardless of if it is right or wrong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmpwt0/parents_are_the_worlds_biggest_hypocrites_for/ (thetrinicouple)
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In real life Jim and Pam would probably love The Office

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmps76/in_real_life_jim_and_pam_would_probably_love_the/ (Jameis96)
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Most people spend the entirety of their lifetime without having seen certain parts of their body

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmprir/most_people_spend_the_entirety_of_their_lifetime/ (JustALoserr)
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Bad Guy would definitely have made the Megamind sound track

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmprc7/bad_guy_would_definitely_have_made_the_megamind/ (SethlordX7)
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The person who invented the word "awkward" must've felt awkward when first using it in an awkward situation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmppgf/the_person_who_invented_the_word_awkward_mustve/ (Pixel_Hydra)
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Trees are organic ventilators for humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmpo5x/trees_are_organic_ventilators_for_humans/ (PhotoClock)
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Misspell is commonly misspelled as mispell.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmpmka/misspell_is_commonly_misspelled_as_mispell/ (BoBomoTangina)
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Mandalorian sex would sound like the people banging pots together at 7pm to honor health care workers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmplea/mandalorian_sex_would_sound_like_the_people/ (Shazzam001)
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Whoever invented the “Mirror Wipe” craze on TikTok finally got teens to clean the dirty mirrors in their bedrooms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmpkwi/whoever_invented_the_mirror_wipe_craze_on_tiktok/ (RioOhio)
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Toaster Studle icing looks like semen once it gets warm on the pastry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmpkqy/toaster_studle_icing_looks_like_semen_once_it/ (street__pharmacist)
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If you live a nice long life you'll probably have spent at least 30 years of it unconscious

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmpk70/if_you_live_a_nice_long_life_youll_probably_have/ (Joe14440)
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Every guy is a man trapped in a women's body. Then we're born.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmpk48/every_guy_is_a_man_trapped_in_a_womens_body_then/ (AustralianCanadian)
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The word Warm either makes you feel really nice or really uncomfortable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmpjyc/the_word_warm_either_makes_you_feel_really_nice/ (yosihatembel)
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If you remove your forearm, your arm is technically circumcised.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmpjmb/if_you_remove_your_forearm_your_arm_is/ (xXDANK-MEME-LORDXx)
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If parents are lucky, all of their children will eventually be orphaned

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmph3q/if_parents_are_lucky_all_of_their_children_will/ (CleverHawk)
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Sometimes a one hour difference is all it takes for someone to feel like shit or feel refreshed in the morning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmpgsu/sometimes_a_one_hour_difference_is_all_it_takes/ (StandupVG)
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Water bottle and face mask can are small waterboarding kit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmpgbj/water_bottle_and_face_mask_can_are_small/ (Biesuu)
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When you are giving flowers to your beloved one, you are gifting them plant genitalia

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmpgaj/when_you_are_giving_flowers_to_your_beloved_one/ (gpras23)
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Dont try to predict the end of the world, even when right, no one will congratulate you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmpcvj/dont_try_to_predict_the_end_of_the_world_even/ (dukieboy2099)
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Everybody is mutual friends with each other. You could find one person, trace all of their friends, and one of them far along might end up being one of yours.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmp9x2/everybody_is_mutual_friends_with_each_other_you/ (geosj)
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There’s nothing quite as irritating as taking a piss in a dream only to wake up still having to pee.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmp81t/theres_nothing_quite_as_irritating_as_taking_a/ (sirmattimous)
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Good news bears must feel like bad news bears give bears a bad reputation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmp7ki/good_news_bears_must_feel_like_bad_news_bears/ (georgiaraisef)
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Saying "You Only Live Once" is the same as saying "You Never Die Twice"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmp6m5/saying_you_only_live_once_is_the_same_as_saying/ (Soaring_Symphony)
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The more unique or difficult the achievement, the less the need to brag.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmp67o/the_more_unique_or_difficult_the_achievement_the/ (Imguran)
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Maybe the Naruto run actually dies make you fast enough to dodge bullets, it's just that none of us have the training

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmp4ws/maybe_the_naruto_run_actually_dies_make_you_fast/ (Unlikely_Spinach)
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We evolved in a way to question how we evolved

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmp3lc/we_evolved_in_a_way_to_question_how_we_evolved/ (Zaptagious)
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Every candle smells like burnt hair if smelled close enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmp2yh/every_candle_smells_like_burnt_hair_if_smelled/ ([deleted])
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In the future, handshaking will be seen as something rude.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmp0xi/in_the_future_handshaking_will_be_seen_as/ (Scalabrine44TheGOAT)
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It took thousands of your ancestors to create you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmp0f7/it_took_thousands_of_your_ancestors_to_create_you/ (rock-solid-armpits)
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Everybody gangsta until tik tok starts reporting and rating other social medias.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmozyb/everybody_gangsta_until_tik_tok_starts_reporting/ (Dhwaneel_Kapadia)
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Knowledge may expand to a point it can't be learnt in a lifetime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmozb9/knowledge_may_expand_to_a_point_it_cant_be_learnt/ (biggest_oversight)
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There's always one person at every work meeting who talks the most yet somehow contributes the least

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmoz60/theres_always_one_person_at_every_work_meeting/ (bhaggith)
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No need to kiss your kid on the mouth, when they’ve got a face.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmovrz/no_need_to_kiss_your_kid_on_the_mouth_when_theyve/ (shittersfull244)
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A few deaths becomes a tragedy. Thousands become a statistic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmosh6/a_few_deaths_becomes_a_tragedy_thousands_become_a/ (RedditLuci0)
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When you eat an apple you are eating an apple tree's fetus

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmosab/when_you_eat_an_apple_you_are_eating_an_apple/ (WalkingSpoiler)
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People who are against the fact that humans are also animals, have often the most primal behavior.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gmor8w/people_who_are_against_the_fact_that_humans_are/ (elpatho)
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It's good that laptop companies followed the trend of putting cameras on every laptop

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gma6rc/its_good_that_laptop_companies_followed_the_trend/ (billybobmaysjack)
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LEGO people live in houses made of their flesh

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gm71au/lego_people_live_in_houses_made_of_their_flesh/ (Kremiitt)
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Your drug dealer's drug dealer is your gramfather

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gm6v3z/your_drug_dealers_drug_dealer_is_your_gramfather/ (WhiteningMcClean)
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Surely dying from old age is dying from being too good at living

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gm6r8q/surely_dying_from_old_age_is_dying_from_being_too/ (Louisfredlaw)
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Most of the "unpopular opinions" actually turn out to be popular

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gm6r66/most_of_the_unpopular_opinions_actually_turn_out/ (virenk21)
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The first popcorn kernel to ever pop must’ve scared the crap out of someone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gm5esu/the_first_popcorn_kernel_to_ever_pop_mustve/ (Gman9855)
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People would save money on birthday candles if they were shaped like Roman numerals instead of ones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gm3ahm/people_would_save_money_on_birthday_candles_if/ (bhaggith)
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In The Last Airbender if u think about it every air bender could bend all the elements if they use air around that element then they could move the air around it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gltjkg/in_the_last_airbender_if_u_think_about_it_every/ (Linko13008)
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People need to understand that exception isn't an example.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/glk457/people_need_to_understand_that_exception_isnt_an/ (DONpku)
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People with bad really bad memory must yet so exited when they remember/find some food they saved for later

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/glft1t/people_with_bad_really_bad_memory_must_yet_so/ (SeFii05)
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“Sunny side up” eggs are served with the yolk up, but the other, completely white side would reflect slightly more sunlight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/glfrc1/sunny_side_up_eggs_are_served_with_the_yolk_up/ (BattlemasterMayce)
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A business can never own PCs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/glfq9n/a_business_can_never_own_pcs/ (edoardo53)
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If blinking is the plural of winking as per u/downtownboogieman then banking is the plural of wanking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/glfq6w/if_blinking_is_the_plural_of_winking_as_per/ (FirstHomosapien)
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Imagination is planning for the future you don’t expect to happen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl9keq/imagination_is_planning_for_the_future_you_dont/ (NovaSiva11037)
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Pornstars take off their clothes to get dressed for work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl9jl2/pornstars_take_off_their_clothes_to_get_dressed/ (ItsJazure)
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Seems irresponsible that there are no Sour Patch parents around to take care of all the Sour Patch Kids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl9gtl/seems_irresponsible_that_there_are_no_sour_patch/ (Too_Rare_2_Die_)
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Every movie set in Boston really doesn't need every actor to try a bad Boston accent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl9dt2/every_movie_set_in_boston_really_doesnt_need/ (moneybot13)
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Fish never have to worry about dehydration

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl9dfb/fish_never_have_to_worry_about_dehydration/ (GritzAnGravy)
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Wisconsin Dells marketing strategy in their commercials was kidnapping children

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl9bib/wisconsin_dells_marketing_strategy_in_their/ (Urmumgay6)
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Singers / bands etc. are losing a lot of views by not uploading lyrics videos.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl99q1/singers_bands_etc_are_losing_a_lot_of_views_by/ (throwaway986632)
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Eventually, there won’t be any couples arguing about when or where their first date was, or when their anniversary is, because everything will be on social media, making it harder to forget.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl996e/eventually_there_wont_be_any_couples_arguing/ (YesILikeFeet)
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Ironically, people that litter probably just want to have cleaner cars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl98ct/ironically_people_that_litter_probably_just_want/ (andonthe7thday)
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If parallel universes exist, we’ve already met.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl96vu/if_parallel_universes_exist_weve_already_met/ (SwayzeBG)
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6 is probably the only number which, when the first 3 consecutive numbers, 1 2 and 3, are added or multiplied, the answer is the same

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl96ku/6_is_probably_the_only_number_which_when_the/ (Train3r_Savag3)
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We never matured out of our emo phase, our emo phase matured with us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl95fj/we_never_matured_out_of_our_emo_phase_our_emo/ (SenseiRP)
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There’s no reason why the alphabet needs to be in order.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl95ak/theres_no_reason_why_the_alphabet_needs_to_be_in/ ([deleted])
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There is no way of knowing if we all perceive tastes the same way as each other

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl92rt/there_is_no_way_of_knowing_if_we_all_perceive/ (InterimNihilist)
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Had Voldemort just used a gun instead of a wand he'd have shot Harry and been done with it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl903f/had_voldemort_just_used_a_gun_instead_of_a_wand/ (VerbotenPublish)
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If you scratch the inside of your ear you can hear pac-man noises

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl8yao/if_you_scratch_the_inside_of_your_ear_you_can/ (djtron305)
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Interesting how a picture of the sun can look like the picture of a fertilized human egg.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl8xmh/interesting_how_a_picture_of_the_sun_can_look/ (indolgofera)
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Somewhere out there, there is a lock with no key.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl8xii/somewhere_out_there_there_is_a_lock_with_no_key/ (aedroogo)
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The grandfather paradox can be solved by assuming that changing the past to change your self in the future will have unintended consequences which cause separate timelines to be created, meaning that as soon as the thought enters your mind to change the past of yourself,

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl8w28/the_grandfather_paradox_can_be_solved_by_assuming/ (bilboard_bag-inns)
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Fire engine drivers must stop themselves from going through red lights in their personal cars a lot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl8uu1/fire_engine_drivers_must_stop_themselves_from/ (newsposts)
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Nosebleeds are a pretty normal occurrence for humans but one rarely if ever sees any other animals have them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl8ujf/nosebleeds_are_a_pretty_normal_occurrence_for/ (stevezease)
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In the end, only results matter. No one cares about how hard or little you worked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl8txx/in_the_end_only_results_matter_no_one_cares_about/ (IMissFreedom)
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The fact yonder relates to the delicate yearly dictatorship of dish wearing just populated within confines of outer ridges beneath quests gusting humorously ferociously pulsating.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl8szn/the_fact_yonder_relates_to_the_delicate_yearly/ (iGetMoreMoneyBro)
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Free-range products would look more appealing if regular products were categorised as ‘Factory-Farmed’

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl8rot/freerange_products_would_look_more_appealing_if/ (BlueEyedBoggleFish)
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Arnold Schwarzenegger had the famous catchphrase “haste la vista, baby”, but there was a huge missed opportunity to respond with “see ya later, Terminator.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl8nlg/arnold_schwarzenegger_had_the_famous_catchphrase/ (fancydirtgirlfriend)
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Wearing a sweatshirt makes you look skinnier and fatter than you are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl8n9o/wearing_a_sweatshirt_makes_you_look_skinnier_and/ (VGK9Logan)
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Back before people wore clothes it was super easy to tell for better or for worse who men were attracted to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl8loz/back_before_people_wore_clothes_it_was_super_easy/ (BasicRedditor1997)
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If you see a live stream ment for a virtual live audience, you actually get to see some one guy and a whole camera crew just talking to themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl8jmu/if_you_see_a_live_stream_ment_for_a_virtual_live/ (1000asses)
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When singing “99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall”, # 77 is the most awkward one to sing to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl8im8/when_singing_99_bottles_of_beer_on_the_wall_77_is/ (jpwalker-)
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If there was a creature capable of getting pregnant by consuming semen and we kept those creatures like a normal house pet, like a dog or a cat, imagine if it got into the bedroom after you finished doing what you do and consumed your sperm and then got pregnant. Imagine the offspring.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl8g1a/if_there_was_a_creature_capable_of_getting/ (The_Mr_Ibad)
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We are eating things which are technically older than the earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl8d8t/we_are_eating_things_which_are_technically_older/ (PencilDay)
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You’re learning the hard way how it feels to burp under your mask.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl8cvg/youre_learning_the_hard_way_how_it_feels_to_burp/ (Saazkwat)
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Gym is PE, but PE isn't gym

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl8cpc/gym_is_pe_but_pe_isnt_gym/ (HIPHEN12YT)
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Calling someone ‘shit’ and ‘the shit’ have entirely different implications

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl8cgw/calling_someone_shit_and_the_shit_have_entirely/ (kzyang)
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High school track generally lets anyone join, yet it doesn't have a problem with unqualified people joining

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl8cfx/high_school_track_generally_lets_anyone_join_yet/ ([deleted])
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There are likely a few Mexicans who like taco bell more than their traditional tacos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl8c97/there_are_likely_a_few_mexicans_who_like_taco/ (bhaggith)
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The quote "long is the way, and hard, that out of hell leads up to light" from Paradise Lost is a lot funnier when you imagine Yoda saying it, despite the fact he'd probably agree.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl8aze/the_quote_long_is_the_way_and_hard_that_out_of/ (WineNerdAndProud)
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The number of times a song or movie is streamed is probably higher than recorded, since people download them illegally

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl8a5a/the_number_of_times_a_song_or_movie_is_streamed/ (Premium-Lettuce)
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They may not know it yet, but your pets probably know all of your dirty little secrets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl89lp/they_may_not_know_it_yet_but_your_pets_probably/ (LoliProtectionSquad)
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When you scream, Are you telling you're angry, or are you showing you're angry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl896w/when_you_scream_are_you_telling_youre_angry_or/ (SophieMikaela)
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Mario may only think he is bigger because of the psychedelic effects of the mushroom

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl893j/mario_may_only_think_he_is_bigger_because_of_the/ (bhaggith)
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"Sugar, We're Going Down" in the future will be a literary piece that people will analyze for philosophical meaning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl88w9/sugar_were_going_down_in_the_future_will_be_a/ (Bradcastle76)
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Our most advanced online homeschooling software is for the shootings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl88kx/our_most_advanced_online_homeschooling_software/ (vartha)
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Children get offended if you underestimate their age but adults get offended if you overestimate their age.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl88ig/children_get_offended_if_you_underestimate_their/ (OofOofEee)
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It is only a few years between being told not to talk to strangers and being told you need to be less shy around adults

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl87in/it_is_only_a_few_years_between_being_told_not_to/ (bhaggith)
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Maybe people seek validation from internet strangers because they get so little validation from their friends and familt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl85ph/maybe_people_seek_validation_from_internet/ (istandostoievsky)
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History is written by the victors. Most people tend to exaggerate their victories. Hence, most history is exaggerated and can't be trusted to be completely true.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl85l3/history_is_written_by_the_victors_most_people/ (mylifeisntamovie)
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A blind person playing Marco Polo with a deaf person would last their entire lives, or at least until they both had to get out of the pool

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl85kn/a_blind_person_playing_marco_polo_with_a_deaf/ ([deleted])
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You never see Starbucks commercials

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl85cv/you_never_see_starbucks_commercials/ ([deleted])
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Endermen would die if you licked them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl85c3/endermen_would_die_if_you_licked_them/ (Metrix145)
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Opposites attract, but they don’t stay together.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl84ya/opposites_attract_but_they_dont_stay_together/ (solohands)
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Making a sock puppet is common. Wearing puppets as socks is not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl844k/making_a_sock_puppet_is_common_wearing_puppets_as/ (bhaggith)
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Sleeping on a bed of nails wouldn’t be that bad, it’s the getting on it that would hurt

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl83pv/sleeping_on_a_bed_of_nails_wouldnt_be_that_bad/ (chalknation)
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Most people who get married dated their family.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl81k6/most_people_who_get_married_dated_their_family/ (THEY_CALL_ME_TRASH)
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The entirety of JoJo's bizarre adventure all happened because one carriage driver couldn't do his job and that Dio didn't like dogs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl81gw/the_entirety_of_jojos_bizarre_adventure_all/ (TheSepticOutlaw77)
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Someone has changed their personality to try and match yours

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl81a8/someone_has_changed_their_personality_to_try_and/ (Just_AGoose)
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Someday, a restaurant chain is going to be the first to open a location on Mars

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl817a/someday_a_restaurant_chain_is_going_to_be_the/ (bhaggith)
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Curbside pickup is literally just drive thru with extra steps.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl8142/curbside_pickup_is_literally_just_drive_thru_with/ (MakerofThingsProps)
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It would make more sense to plant banners rather than flags on the moon given its lack of atmosphere but presence of gravity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl802k/it_would_make_more_sense_to_plant_banners_rather/ (JedimasterJoJr)
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Robert De Niro is always making guitar face

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl7zdy/robert_de_niro_is_always_making_guitar_face/ (willwayhope)
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when the world ends, at least one person is going to be beating his meat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl7y0i/when_the_world_ends_at_least_one_person_is_going/ (PokeMilkshake)
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Nothing says we serve cheap beer like wood panels

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl7xgh/nothing_says_we_serve_cheap_beer_like_wood_panels/ ([deleted])
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It’s kinda hard to teach kids that money doesn’t matter when it literally gives Mario life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl7xbp/its_kinda_hard_to_teach_kids_that_money_doesnt/ (farooqskariem)
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Newspaper Headlines are the original click bait

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl7v2m/newspaper_headlines_are_the_original_click_bait/ (unapposeddragon)
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Glow in the dark objects are a type of battery because they store energy and release it slowly later

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl7ua1/glow_in_the_dark_objects_are_a_type_of_battery/ (bhaggith)
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When a twin gets plastic surgery, the other must feel very insulted

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl7u0u/when_a_twin_gets_plastic_surgery_the_other_must/ (LoogiLikesPasta)
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Fire is literally splitting the universe open. Because fire comes in and out of existence just like us humans. We too are splitting the universe by existing because we can die. We are more complex fires that can last longer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl7trd/fire_is_literally_splitting_the_universe_open/ (TurtleBork)
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Discovering that the convenient facial recognition software does not work on the iPhone when wearing a mask is definitely a first world problem.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl7tek/discovering_that_the_convenient_facial/ (exit8a)
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Anything is a grenade if you throw it hard enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl7qyt/anything_is_a_grenade_if_you_throw_it_hard_enough/ (whimsytable)
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Breaking a bottle on your head isn't nearly as bad as having one not break on your head

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl7qff/breaking_a_bottle_on_your_head_isnt_nearly_as_bad/ (DDzxy)
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Untitled.JPEG is still a title. Therefore untitled documents are titled

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl7oxa/untitledjpeg_is_still_a_title_therefore_untitled/ (Meme_Maker_200)
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Billboards are pop up ads for real life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl7o2f/billboards_are_pop_up_ads_for_real_life/ (Hawaogopi1)
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You can befriend anything, even an inanimate object. Just try talking to a candle for half an hour and you'll understand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl7mve/you_can_befriend_anything_even_an_inanimate/ (TurtleBork)
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If you asked a child who their favorite family member was, you would illicit a very different reaction from if you asked the family pet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl7mov/if_you_asked_a_child_who_their_favorite_family/ (Big-Main)
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Shitposts were created to shitpost on other people’s shitpost. So shitposts basically tell the OP that their content is bad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl7m3d/shitposts_were_created_to_shitpost_on_other/ (Socialiism)
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As a parent, you quickly learn to fear silence over sound.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl7m33/as_a_parent_you_quickly_learn_to_fear_silence/ (magicone2571)
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You have yet to hear the most stupidest thing you’ve heard all day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl7lwl/you_have_yet_to_hear_the_most_stupidest_thing/ (Everydaybadnews)
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Someone is always taking a piss in the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl7lq0/someone_is_always_taking_a_piss_in_the_world/ (Not_Glunk)
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Never seen a donkey in Donkey Kong games.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl7kt9/never_seen_a_donkey_in_donkey_kong_games/ (whazp)
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The line you aren't in is always shorter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl7jxk/the_line_you_arent_in_is_always_shorter/ (OptimusRatchet)
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Chili is not a soup.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl7inl/chili_is_not_a_soup/ (MrOrangeWhips)
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Since a marriage constitutes a family unit, all married people are sleeping with a family member.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl7idv/since_a_marriage_constitutes_a_family_unit_all/ (dancing_alice)
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The chance of being born in a developed or first world country is almost the same as getting into an Ivy League school

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl7idk/the_chance_of_being_born_in_a_developed_or_first/ (IMissFreedom)
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If mike wazaoski nodded his head, he would also be twerking

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl7ib8/if_mike_wazaoski_nodded_his_head_he_would_also_be/ (Smokeybond)
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It's a good thing that flyer cars were never popularized because texting and flying would lead to cars falling out of the sky

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl7i1l/its_a_good_thing_that_flyer_cars_were_never/ (bhaggith)
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The gratitude of frontline workers are lost the moment the customer feels they're not right.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl7gob/the_gratitude_of_frontline_workers_are_lost_the/ (Catezman522)
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If people could climb walls like Spiderman they would still eventually fall to their death because we can walk and still trip and fall sometimes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl7gm8/if_people_could_climb_walls_like_spiderman_they/ (bhaggith)
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If you ever meet an invisible person, don't forget they are likely naked

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl7fxz/if_you_ever_meet_an_invisible_person_dont_forget/ (bhaggith)
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There are digital versions of most board games that are much faster and more efficient yet people still play the old fashioned way

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl7f9l/there_are_digital_versions_of_most_board_games/ (bhaggith)
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Social media is a resume without the truth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl7cev/social_media_is_a_resume_without_the_truth/ ([deleted])
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Cartoons make digging a hole look easy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl7bxd/cartoons_make_digging_a_hole_look_easy/ ([deleted])
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Justin Bieber is older than Post Malone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl7b8z/justin_bieber_is_older_than_post_malone/ (TheRealAcSavage)
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The Ratatouille universe must have some WEIRD hair salons and barber shops

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl7a0q/the_ratatouille_universe_must_have_some_weird/ (Fyrewall1)
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Even if we all died, glass would still be there. Unlike plastic and other materials it doesn’t break down and it doesn’t change unless something changes it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl79xu/even_if_we_all_died_glass_would_still_be_there/ (Helen_the_melon)
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People complain about how long they have to wait at a restaurant, but also complain when their own boss tries to rush them at their job.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl79gw/people_complain_about_how_long_they_have_to_wait/ (Morethanhappy42)
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Successful restaurants never get sequels like movies do, they just rerelease the same thing in other places

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl78ts/successful_restaurants_never_get_sequels_like/ (gingerchrs)
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Teenagers get told to act like adults but get treated like children.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl785u/teenagers_get_told_to_act_like_adults_but_get/ ([deleted])
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Many smart and hard working people end up as complete failures in life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl77b7/many_smart_and_hard_working_people_end_up_as/ (IMissFreedom)
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You are listening to the laughs of the dead if you if you are watching a sitcom with a laugh track that is more than 30 years old.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl76t5/you_are_listening_to_the_laughs_of_the_dead_if/ (ZappBrannigansLaw)
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Swimmers who trade their swim shorts after a competitive race demonstrate better sportsmanship than footballers who trade their shirts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl753e/swimmers_who_trade_their_swim_shorts_after_a/ (nearedge)
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Family reunions are all relative.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl74x8/family_reunions_are_all_relative/ (Whisker_dan)
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Weeds are the rodents of the plant world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl73di/weeds_are_the_rodents_of_the_plant_world/ (MunkRubilla)
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In high school, you only look cool if you do your hair a certain way. When you’re middle aged, you look cool if you any have hair at all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl72uc/in_high_school_you_only_look_cool_if_you_do_your/ (heropantz)
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Remembering memories while almost sleep is a trailer of life review before you die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl713x/remembering_memories_while_almost_sleep_is_a/ (AveryTheAverage)
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Often in videogames, the hero is the underdog who overcomes overwhelming odds, but the game is designed that the hero is supposed to come out on top, so the odds are never actually overwhelming

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl70py/often_in_videogames_the_hero_is_the_underdog_who/ (UninfluencedOpinion)
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You are constantly balancing your head to keep it from bending over

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl70fq/you_are_constantly_balancing_your_head_to_keep_it/ (BlackZorro)
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A lot of people have died to a cheering crowd

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl7090/a_lot_of_people_have_died_to_a_cheering_crowd/ (Warphim)
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If professional athletes were only paid minimum wage there would probably still be plenty of people willing to play

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl6zv8/if_professional_athletes_were_only_paid_minimum/ (bhaggith)
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To conquer a nation you must conquer yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl6z0q/to_conquer_a_nation_you_must_conquer_yourself/ (Jjbrj)
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The human brain is made up of cells. So the brain is made from trillions of mini brains working togother.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl6yqd/the_human_brain_is_made_up_of_cells_so_the_brain/ (anymoose365)
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If you find an object you don’t know, and you throw it technically it’s a ufo.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl6yih/if_you_find_an_object_you_dont_know_and_you_throw/ (DouchyClam)
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The human body can be so excited for sleep that it keeps it from sleeping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl6ydy/the_human_body_can_be_so_excited_for_sleep_that/ (hickoryswitch30-30)
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The louder the music coming out of a car's stereo system in a public place, the worse the music probably is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl6y2i/the_louder_the_music_coming_out_of_a_cars_stereo/ (Colin_Bowell)
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Spam is the antithesis of pulled pork, for it is pork, pushed into a can.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl6xkx/spam_is_the_antithesis_of_pulled_pork_for_it_is/ (Titaniumspyborgbear)
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Getting served dessert is literally the icing on the cake

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl6vsp/getting_served_dessert_is_literally_the_icing_on/ (bettyboop24)
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I'm surprised the admins haven't tried making Zoom-like chatrooms for the website.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl6t5m/im_surprised_the_admins_havent_tried_making/ (_MikePossibly_)
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The ability to stop and reverse physical aging is going to be a real shitshow when it starts happening.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl6svh/the_ability_to_stop_and_reverse_physical_aging_is/ (Paracortex)
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The circle push in things on to go lids at fast food restaurants are so useful but they never use them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl6rpg/the_circle_push_in_things_on_to_go_lids_at_fast/ (0nlycomedy)
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Ducks are the ATVs of birds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl6rcp/ducks_are_the_atvs_of_birds/ (RedDiTch1234)
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Every passing second becomes a memory.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl6pkv/every_passing_second_becomes_a_memory/ (prairie678)
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There’s a decent chance you have viewed underage porn whilst not even knowing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl6pjp/theres_a_decent_chance_you_have_viewed_underage/ (Salsbury-Steak)
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Erasers die due to your errors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl6ove/erasers_die_due_to_your_errors/ (CT-Swooshy)
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Instances where you’re not supposed to scratch something that itches seems like a huge flaw in human evolution

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl6m7y/instances_where_youre_not_supposed_to_scratch/ (PaulFartBallCop)
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When Italians leave out the last vowel in a word it's considered lower class, but when the French do it it's classy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl6lbv/when_italians_leave_out_the_last_vowel_in_a_word/ (givemetheSUCCCCCCCCC)
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Even at 5 star restaurants, your food is covered in dead skin cells.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl6kcv/even_at_5_star_restaurants_your_food_is_covered/ (A_Friend_Indeed93)
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Since you can buy the toys from Toy Story in stores, they're technically the movie characters in real life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl6j8a/since_you_can_buy_the_toys_from_toy_story_in/ (ed_spaghet12)
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We have drank water others have already drank. Just cleaned and used again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl6gz2/we_have_drank_water_others_have_already_drank/ (coffeetater)
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Crazy people shouldn’t be allowed to have kids

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl6gqk/crazy_people_shouldnt_be_allowed_to_have_kids/ ([deleted])
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For guys, a nod up can be either disrespectful or chill but a nod down is usually always respectful

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl6gpi/for_guys_a_nod_up_can_be_either_disrespectful_or/ (Drasys)
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Lies didn't exist until humans did.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl6g2w/lies_didnt_exist_until_humans_did/ (Tilez1)
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Frozen meats are the perfect murder weapon since you can eat the evidence shortly after the fact.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl6dzu/frozen_meats_are_the_perfect_murder_weapon_since/ (Looney_forner)
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You can turn into ash if pikachu stuck you with his lightning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl6dcl/you_can_turn_into_ash_if_pikachu_stuck_you_with/ (Nuahxos_1)
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If you have a twin, you had to live with them since before you were born.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl6d8e/if_you_have_a_twin_you_had_to_live_with_them/ (nimitz12)
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Everyone always says that “size matters.” Well don’t worry fellas. Most girls need a pop socket just to be able to hold their 6-inch cell phones, so you’ve got nothing to worry about.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl6cl3/everyone_always_says_that_size_matters_well_dont/ ([deleted])
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When someone else ties your shoe, your shoe is tied backwards for you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl6aru/when_someone_else_ties_your_shoe_your_shoe_is/ (Snoop324)
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Everyone looks cooler in a hoodie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl6akc/everyone_looks_cooler_in_a_hoodie/ (eholans)
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Adding “The” in front of the Culver’s frozen custard flavor of the day makes it sound like a raunchy sex position. For example: “Let’s try The Brownie Thunder tonight”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl68cy/adding_the_in_front_of_the_culvers_frozen_custard/ (clanec69)
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Most kids born between January-August were conceived in a different year than they were born in

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl67kj/most_kids_born_between_januaryaugust_were/ (arcsin1323)
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you never see your neighbors bring in groceries.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl671h/you_never_see_your_neighbors_bring_in_groceries/ (zaflovesyou-)
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Pinky shakes are more intimate than hand shakes, even though it’s less skinship

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl66dp/pinky_shakes_are_more_intimate_than_hand_shakes/ (Godotx7)
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The “h” in ghost is actually a little ghost waving to you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl659t/the_h_in_ghost_is_actually_a_little_ghost_waving/ (jonny_em)
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Working as a security guard at a Samsung store makes you a guardian of the galaxy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl647v/working_as_a_security_guard_at_a_samsung_store/ (jonny_em)
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In school you never own a pencil/pen, you just borrow them for awhile until you lose it again, getting recycled in the system of borrowing pens off the floor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl62ox/in_school_you_never_own_a_pencilpen_you_just/ (Goldendragon628)
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Cats must think us cutting our nails is an inhumane (infeline?) and barbaric practice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl62dg/cats_must_think_us_cutting_our_nails_is_an/ (arbitrageME)
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Leaving your phone in someone’s car sucks because you have no way of immediately telling them if you remember, even though they might just be down the street.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl61rf/leaving_your_phone_in_someones_car_sucks_because/ (gypsydeathwagon)
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A humans brain has solved many questions yet it can’t comprehend its full functions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl60ee/a_humans_brain_has_solved_many_questions_yet_it/ (Darkshadow1819)
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Since music can be digitized you can technically write a song in binary

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl5yng/since_music_can_be_digitized_you_can_technically/ (bhaggith)
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There had must been numerious times that a Monster from the Monsters' Inc world accidentally walk into the closet of some guy yanking it or a couple exchanging intercourse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl5yj4/there_had_must_been_numerious_times_that_a/ (Mr_DeLonge2004)
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Yalla habibi is the arab version of yee haw

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl5ydd/yalla_habibi_is_the_arab_version_of_yee_haw/ (Zenadler)
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So the duck song is 11 years old and an average life span of a duck is 5-10 years, meaning that the duck is most likely dead

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl5xvu/so_the_duck_song_is_11_years_old_and_an_average/ (drater29)
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All creatures have had a point where someone in their species made a noise and everyone basically agreed that's the noise their species was going to make to communicate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl5w7r/all_creatures_have_had_a_point_where_someone_in/ (jskoker)
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We and our environment are all going to suffer ultimately because of too many cow farts and car farts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl5ueq/we_and_our_environment_are_all_going_to_suffer/ (limache)
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Our bodies are extremely complex systems, and yet we don't know of any higher purpose to them, which essentially makes us excellent rube goldberg machines.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl5uac/our_bodies_are_extremely_complex_systems_and_yet/ (pruche)
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Actor Jim Parson is the perfect candidate to portray Jared Kushner.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl5rrj/actor_jim_parson_is_the_perfect_candidate_to/ (ericlkz)
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Chainsaws are steampunk light sabers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl5rnf/chainsaws_are_steampunk_light_sabers/ (seejordan3)
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The parents of Fred Polk must have been lazy typists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl5o3i/the_parents_of_fred_polk_must_have_been_lazy/ (sjryan)
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The hospital you were born in is the only building you leave without entering

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl5n0a/the_hospital_you_were_born_in_is_the_only/ (Not_Sheev_P)
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Corn hair could totally be passed as Vegan Weave

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl5lnf/corn_hair_could_totally_be_passed_as_vegan_weave/ (Bradboy102)
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Algae is underwater carpet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl5jjw/algae_is_underwater_carpet/ (Grawkirus)
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MC Hammer created the perfect pants because they gave thigh comfort but yet they were perfectly tapered so they would not drag under our heels. Thank you, Mr. Hammer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl5hu4/mc_hammer_created_the_perfect_pants_because_they/ (RoguePierogies)
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Hell hath no fury like a dissatisfied customer's negative online review.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl5ggv/hell_hath_no_fury_like_a_dissatisfied_customers/ (mrMeowMeow13)
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It really doesn’t matter how foods presented because no matter what it’s gonna turn to shit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl5fym/it_really_doesnt_matter_how_foods_presented/ (RyanTheDeem)
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You wouldn't be able to tell the difference if your brain was in a jar and everything else was being simulated through electric currents

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl5fl1/you_wouldnt_be_able_to_tell_the_difference_if/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Thanks to sponsors, there is techancialy one more unskippable ad in your video.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl5cbq/thanks_to_sponsors_there_is_techancialy_one_more/ (VoYageMinepool)
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Only possible to mock Moham Mad under anonymity. Will be murdered if identity leaks. So liberating.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl5bz1/only_possible_to_mock_moham_mad_under_anonymity/ ([deleted])
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We consider corn to be a vegetable but not other grains like rice or wheat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl5bol/we_consider_corn_to_be_a_vegetable_but_not_other/ (jsilvy)
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Cocks crow and crows cawk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl5am0/cocks_crow_and_crows_cawk/ (marky_mark613)
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Albino people can have vitiligo and not know it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl59a2/albino_people_can_have_vitiligo_and_not_know_it/ (nickminusthek)
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Calling the middle ages "the middle ages" is going to look really short sighted in the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl583a/calling_the_middle_ages_the_middle_ages_is_going/ (BravoChromatic)
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Muham mad consummated with a 9 year old and his followers are chill with it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl56r2/muham_mad_consummated_with_a_9_year_old_and_his/ ([deleted])
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Tying your shoes when the laces are muddy or dusty is really satisfying

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl561r/tying_your_shoes_when_the_laces_are_muddy_or/ (corey_the_bird)
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We don't have the freedom to draw Muham Mad's face without getting death threats.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl55em/we_dont_have_the_freedom_to_draw_muham_mads_face/ ([deleted])
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When you pay for a freemium game you pay to play less the game your paying for

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl51t6/when_you_pay_for_a_freemium_game_you_pay_to_play/ (swaydan99)
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お前 はもう 死んで いる

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl51ou/お前_はもう_死んで_いる/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Being so good at something to the point where people start calling you a cheater is actually a complement

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl51nh/being_so_good_at_something_to_the_point_where/ (caternov12)
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Cats are the ultimate choosingbeggar.. they will meow and follow you around like a stalker until you feed them, then walk away after the first sniff if you dare swap their usual food out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl50ls/cats_are_the_ultimate_choosingbeggar_they_will/ (icuthroughthewindow)
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Superman is technically an isekai

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl50bq/superman_is_technically_an_isekai/ (babanared)
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Not a single one of us will have the chance to experience everything there is to do on earth no matter how hard we try

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl4zeg/not_a_single_one_of_us_will_have_the_chance_to/ (Majday)
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Sending someone the coffin dance video is lowkey telling them "Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl4y51/sending_someone_the_coffin_dance_video_is_lowkey/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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A medusa wearing a “My eyes are up here” shirt is a warning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl4xgg/a_medusa_wearing_a_my_eyes_are_up_here_shirt_is_a/ (Snakesnead)
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Even Einstein's brain's most intelligent thoughts became just bubbles of shaped air pushed out of his face.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl4vm7/even_einsteins_brains_most_intelligent_thoughts/ (Fingerbob73)
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When youtubers we regularly watch die, we are going to feel their absence in our daily lives and it will probably feel more like losing a friend, rather than just being sad an actor/musician you liked died.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl4vbz/when_youtubers_we_regularly_watch_die_we_are/ (savicmirna)
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Brown is the dark mode version of orange

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl4s4k/brown_is_the_dark_mode_version_of_orange/ (Firefactorbeatz)
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Earth has been around for a third of reality as we know it. When earth gets swallowed by the sun, it will have been around for most of reality. But after that, the earth:reality existence ratio will approach zero. Either we came very early or there will be few generations of habitable planets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl4r05/earth_has_been_around_for_a_third_of_reality_as/ (-Richard)
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People with halitosis must love the new norm of folks wearing face masks in public.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl4q2l/people_with_halitosis_must_love_the_new_norm_of/ (hobowhite)
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Spiderman would kill everyone near and dear to him because of the radiation poisoning

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl4pfx/spiderman_would_kill_everyone_near_and_dear_to/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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You are your best friend because you'll never want to do something bad to yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl4pdi/you_are_your_best_friend_because_youll_never_want/ (uvularjester172)
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If you woke up one day and the world around you was gigantic you probably would have no way of knowing whether things got larger or you got smaller.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl4onz/if_you_woke_up_one_day_and_the_world_around_you/ (smokeymctokerson)
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The youngest picture of you is actually the oldest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl4np7/the_youngest_picture_of_you_is_actually_the_oldest/ (ofkyle)
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All "innie" belly buttons are actually belly button holes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl4me3/all_innie_belly_buttons_are_actually_belly_button/ (Fingerbob73)
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Sigmund Freud was an early admirer of MILFs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl4lv7/sigmund_freud_was_an_early_admirer_of_milfs/ (PaulFartBallCop)
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Suing is the grown up version of telling on your sibling so you can be compensated

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl4lfu/suing_is_the_grown_up_version_of_telling_on_your/ (TristanLennon)
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The Fast and The Furious movies could probably be 30 minutes shorter, each, if they drove automatic transmission cars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl4kha/the_fast_and_the_furious_movies_could_probably_be/ (That_GareBear)
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If the continents move at the rate of a fingernail growing then when you travel to another continents the trip will be slightly longer or shorter than the trip before it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl4kgx/if_the_continents_move_at_the_rate_of_a/ (TeaQueen1206)
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Chances are, a fictional green ogre will be more influential than your entire life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl4jym/chances_are_a_fictional_green_ogre_will_be_more/ (AmesaceArchangel)
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Developed countries have so much clean water that people purposefully shit in it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl4io0/developed_countries_have_so_much_clean_water_that/ (schlawani)
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There are an infinite number of fonts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl4igm/there_are_an_infinite_number_of_fonts/ (ConIsles)
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Numbers with Ring Backs Must have been really annoying when calling for a Emergency back then.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl4i2h/numbers_with_ring_backs_must_have_been_really/ (prodbydclxvi)
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A hairless robber is a ‘Smooth criminal’

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl4hh9/a_hairless_robber_is_a_smooth_criminal/ (Wolfy-HUN)
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If you're lucky enough to live to be 100, there's a very good chance that any eyewitnesses to the bad things you may have said or done during your lifetime have long since died.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl4h74/if_youre_lucky_enough_to_live_to_be_100_theres_a/ ([deleted])
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Your left hand will never touch your left elbow. Same goes for the right side.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl4h44/your_left_hand_will_never_touch_your_left_elbow/ ([deleted])
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A typical garden hose probably never gets cleaned

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl4fra/a_typical_garden_hose_probably_never_gets_cleaned/ (31moreyears)
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If ever there was a movie about early Windows version crashes, then there'd be a green screen for all the blue screens of death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl4emb/if_ever_there_was_a_movie_about_early_windows/ (Fingerbob73)
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Eating a chimpanzee is 1% away from actual cannibalism

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl4d6d/eating_a_chimpanzee_is_1_away_from_actual/ (ashahi_)
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When you're always impulsively making decisions, deciding to stop being impulsive is also an impulsive decision

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl4cms/when_youre_always_impulsively_making_decisions/ (high_on_melatonin)
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Lots of school tests aren’t tests of knowledge, it’s a test of how good your memory is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl4a2j/lots_of_school_tests_arent_tests_of_knowledge_its/ ([deleted])
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Balancing on two wheels while stopped is a cyclists version of 'the floor is lava'.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl49x4/balancing_on_two_wheels_while_stopped_is_a/ (Ryan_is_my_real_name)
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All those people with the 'rona might just need more cowbell.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl47rg/all_those_people_with_the_rona_might_just_need/ (Unicorn_Spider)
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If you attempt to rob a bank, you will have no trouble with food, rent or bills regardless of your success

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl47iw/if_you_attempt_to_rob_a_bank_you_will_have_no/ (Oh_Dreaded_Dawn)
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Any novel is a mystery novel if you don’t finish it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl474c/any_novel_is_a_mystery_novel_if_you_dont_finish_it/ (CoolTeletubbie)
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Men who cry in public places are the manliest man of ever man

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl46jq/men_who_cry_in_public_places_are_the_manliest_man/ (-Fraul-)
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The statement “I am here” is never incorrect

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl4693/the_statement_i_am_here_is_never_incorrect/ (hungaryisinasia)
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We are told that looks aren’t important and it’s what on the inside that counts all our lives yet we adopt pets that look good

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl460p/we_are_told_that_looks_arent_important_and_its/ (sharkbaitoo1a1a)
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777 is the numerical continuation of 666

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl45bc/777_is_the_numerical_continuation_of_666/ (Stouffy19893)
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Watching people in Slow-Mo clips, makes them more special than seeing them in a normal picture or video.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl451u/watching_people_in_slowmo_clips_makes_them_more/ (G4njaWizard)
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You get way less money for literally raising the next generation of kids by being a teacher than getting millions every year for playing a game professionally.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl445v/you_get_way_less_money_for_literally_raising_the/ (xxRBXBossxx)
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dig up Arthur and use horse reviver on him

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl42he/dig_up_arthur_and_use_horse_reviver_on_him/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Our parents have saved a lot of sea animals by holding onto plastic bags throughout the years

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl42fa/our_parents_have_saved_a_lot_of_sea_animals_by/ (jenswiesnerr)
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One day in the future, your kids/grandkids will post an old pic of you in OldSchoolCool, and a bunch of internet strangers will tell them how hot you were.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl426c/one_day_in_the_future_your_kidsgrandkids_will/ (ZeeStarr22)
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We all seem to believe in free speech and want every to have the right to free speech until someone has an opinion different from ours.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl40ri/we_all_seem_to_believe_in_free_speech_and_want/ (SpunkySamuel)
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The inside of laundromat dryers is probably one of the least often cleaned surfaces out there, since everyone assumes the only thing that could ever possibly go in them is perfectly cleaned/disinfected clothes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl3zye/the_inside_of_laundromat_dryers_is_probably_one/ ([deleted])
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A backhanded compliment and humble brag are the same thing coming from different people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl3xam/a_backhanded_compliment_and_humble_brag_are_the/ (Pope_In_TheWoods)
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ooga-booga for cavemen is equal to ching chong

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl3x0e/oogabooga_for_cavemen_is_equal_to_ching_chong/ (MariusMc153)
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Predicting the end of the world is pointless. Either you're wrong and look like an idiot or you're right, but no one will be around anymore to recognize you for it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl3wqt/predicting_the_end_of_the_world_is_pointless/ (TueuEnSerie)
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It's perfectly normal to text when pooping, talking on the phone is weird, video chat is totally asserting dominance

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl3wjj/its_perfectly_normal_to_text_when_pooping_talking/ (SmackEh)
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In every high school yearbook, there will always be one student who eventually receives the distinction of outliving all the others

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl3wbg/in_every_high_school_yearbook_there_will_always/ (FiliusCyrille)
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Someone has probably had sex in every single house you see.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl3waw/someone_has_probably_had_sex_in_every_single/ (ilovecigars1974)
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When space travel is possible for civilians will it be Star Wars

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl3uab/when_space_travel_is_possible_for_civilians_will/ (Gunther1888)
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There will be a point when graphics in video games look better that real life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl3tz9/there_will_be_a_point_when_graphics_in_video/ ([deleted])
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If alcohol sends you to another dimension, then according to that dimension, you’re actually drunk when you’re sober.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl3tji/if_alcohol_sends_you_to_another_dimension_then/ (Granitejaw11)
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It's funny how we transformed from a society which was obsessed with strength to the one obsessed with intelligence, looks remaining a constant thing though.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl3t6u/its_funny_how_we_transformed_from_a_society_which/ (tarantulator)
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A field of grass is literally nature’s colour-defaulted carpet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl3row/a_field_of_grass_is_literally_natures/ (okoktadok)
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You are not blind

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl3r4u/you_are_not_blind/ (SamisamisamisamiaamI)
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If someone makes a basketball reference and explains it’s a basketball reference, that is also a basketball reference.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl3qfo/if_someone_makes_a_basketball_reference_and/ (Whomstyeeteth)
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If reincarnation is real, they’re is probably a really pissed off chicken out there who used to be a super rich dude.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl3q8m/if_reincarnation_is_real_theyre_is_probably_a/ (Mista_Twizzla)
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A pair of scissors are needed to open a package of scissors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl3q4t/a_pair_of_scissors_are_needed_to_open_a_package/ (omgsooze)
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In movies, pilgrims or early settlers often speak with a southern accent, but in reality, they would have spoken Early British english or no english at all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl3pr5/in_movies_pilgrims_or_early_settlers_often_speak/ (O-xy-moron)
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Thanks to the prevalence of mobile phones etc., people born in the last ten years or so will probably be the first people not to find the sound of their own voices to be strange.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl3n4z/thanks_to_the_prevalence_of_mobile_phones_etc/ (Thetippon)
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If there was an off button for the ego, people would feel comfortably reassured by the airport security.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl3l4j/if_there_was_an_off_button_for_the_ego_people/ (globalklaus)
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Nothing is centered completely to the atom

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl3ky8/nothing_is_centered_completely_to_the_atom/ (xmattar)
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The old saying goes "there's plenty of fish in the sea", but due to pollution and littering there's a lot less fish.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl3kce/the_old_saying_goes_theres_plenty_of_fish_in_the/ (Dedicated_YuB_fan)
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The last man walked on the moon in 1972 and Michael Jackson invented the moonwalk in 1983 so no one has had a chance to actually try it on the moon yet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl3jpv/the_last_man_walked_on_the_moon_in_1972_and/ (clearedasfiled)
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There are only 365 different birthdays for 8billion people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl3ivn/there_are_only_365_different_birthdays_for/ (Kenneth_Hughson)
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Wearing masks has made Face ID for smart phones much more inconvenient

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl3iey/wearing_masks_has_made_face_id_for_smart_phones/ (someonepoorsays)
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Armadillo was not just plagued: it was cursed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl3i65/armadillo_was_not_just_plagued_it_was_cursed/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Stormtroopers kept using the same armor in the original trilogy even though it couldn't resist a single blaster shot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl3gpy/stormtroopers_kept_using_the_same_armor_in_the/ (Ronin_God29)
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Releasing a greatest hits album implies any songs released after will not be as good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl3gfh/releasing_a_greatest_hits_album_implies_any_songs/ (jafo410)
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Looking up spoilers to a movie or show before watching it allows you pay attention to exponentially more details of the filmmaking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl3gas/looking_up_spoilers_to_a_movie_or_show_before/ (weltonavesw)
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Linus tech tips never does tech tips

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl3eid/linus_tech_tips_never_does_tech_tips/ (Monabuntur)
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Given the world’s population, saying “You’re one in a million” is the same as saying “There are thousands of others like you”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl3cmb/given_the_worlds_population_saying_youre_one_in_a/ (robotherapy)
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Anyone named Simon is always in the middle of a game of Simon Says.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl3cax/anyone_named_simon_is_always_in_the_middle_of_a/ (smokeymctokerson)
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The food in the produce section is still alive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl3bym/the_food_in_the_produce_section_is_still_alive/ (WrongJohnSilver)
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When we eat hot wings, we are felxing on the birds and the chilis. Their defense mechanism is our delight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl3aca/when_we_eat_hot_wings_we_are_felxing_on_the_birds/ (Never-everland)
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Almost every human character in Mario series have blue eyes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl3a97/almost_every_human_character_in_mario_series_have/ (_-Akira-_)
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'The internet is made of cat videos' makes total sense, since you don't take a cat anywhere like a dog

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl39jg/the_internet_is_made_of_cat_videos_makes_total/ (Quinxey)
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It isn't until you try out a new language that you begin to realise why babies cry so much

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl38sh/it_isnt_until_you_try_out_a_new_language_that_you/ (reddituser084)
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Dogs probably would have found a way to communicate like humans if we didn't shush them when they bark

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl381s/dogs_probably_would_have_found_a_way_to/ (UwUmother)
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Speedrunning is trying to play the game as little as possible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl3815/speedrunning_is_trying_to_play_the_game_as_little/ (LesBubbles0)
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Our brains likely evolved to shoot first and then asking questions much later.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl37fe/our_brains_likely_evolved_to_shoot_first_and_then/ (Glass_Force)
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We have bred smaller and smaller dogs over thousands of years, so eventually we will be able to use real dog as a Monopoly piece

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl36mj/we_have_bred_smaller_and_smaller_dogs_over/ (bhaggith)
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Theme parks can snap a crystal clear picture of you on a roller coaster at 70 mph, but bank cameras can't get a clear shot of a robber standing still.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl36ex/theme_parks_can_snap_a_crystal_clear_picture_of/ (HartLEYonReddit)
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Those who choose not to form a family or not to have kids aren't necessarily childish, irresponsible or cold-hearted people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl33p1/those_who_choose_not_to_form_a_family_or_not_to/ ([deleted])
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Robots taking over the world is a lot more likely by them doing exactly as they are told instead of them rebelling

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl32mw/robots_taking_over_the_world_is_a_lot_more_likely/ (future_beach_bum)
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Our entire universe could easily be mold on a piece of bread

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl32mr/our_entire_universe_could_easily_be_mold_on_a/ (Dmtaylor7)
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Angry and upset is an example of how batshit the English language is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl32ia/angry_and_upset_is_an_example_of_how_batshit_the/ (rynoboy1993)
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Those who choose not to form a family or have kids aren't necessarily childish, irresponsible or cold-hearted people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl32fb/those_who_choose_not_to_form_a_family_or_have/ ([deleted])
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Cars are insanely amazing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl31xr/cars_are_insanely_amazing/ ([deleted])
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More impressive than a talking dog is the fact the dog can understand what everyone and itself is saying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl31tg/more_impressive_than_a_talking_dog_is_the_fact/ (Geeekus)
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People who tell others they're antisocial can't be that antisocial because they're socializing about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl2yjx/people_who_tell_others_theyre_antisocial_cant_be/ (jijijijijuhuhuhuh)
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A rollercoaster camera can get a picture of you going 70 mph but a bank camera can’t get a clear shot of a robber

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl2xf8/a_rollercoaster_camera_can_get_a_picture_of_you/ (DouchyClam)
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If you’re trying to communicate with a deaf person without knowing sign language, you’re just playing charades.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl2xef/if_youre_trying_to_communicate_with_a_deaf_person/ ([deleted])
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Halloween intentionally become the most communal holiday in the country due to the concept of trick or treating

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl2x4g/halloween_intentionally_become_the_most_communal/ (Carlosv21)
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Life was good in 2019

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl2x3d/life_was_good_in_2019/ (IMissFreedom)
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Way less people know how Spanish speakers pronounce Christ

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl2txm/way_less_people_know_how_spanish_speakers/ (Irv-Elephant)
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If you put your right shoe on your left foot, you have the right shoe on the wrong foot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl2sqo/if_you_put_your_right_shoe_on_your_left_foot_you/ ([deleted])
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Nike makes athletic shoes for basically every sport but they have yet to release their own horseshoe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl2rfx/nike_makes_athletic_shoes_for_basically_every/ (bhaggith)
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The guy who invented horseshoes must've seen his horse's hooves needed a rest but instead of letting him rest he just nailed iron plates to the feet instead

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl2qqh/the_guy_who_invented_horseshoes_mustve_seen_his/ (bhaggith)
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The mask wearing has at least stopped that weird couple from the inappropriate pda.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl2o7s/the_mask_wearing_has_at_least_stopped_that_weird/ (owdipus)
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The word unprecedented has been used an unprecedented amount lately

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl2nfw/the_word_unprecedented_has_been_used_an/ (meg_w1111)
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Some poor guy out there accidentally rented Green Room instead of Green Book and watched it with his kids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl2kwi/some_poor_guy_out_there_accidentally_rented_green/ ([deleted])
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In places with a ton of love locks, there must be a lot of keys in the nearest body of water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl2jm2/in_places_with_a_ton_of_love_locks_there_must_be/ (Ayerrow)
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If farts smelled good it would probably be a lot more a suspicious when someone's house smelled nice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl2fug/if_farts_smelled_good_it_would_probably_be_a_lot/ (smokeymctokerson)
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If the Big bang theory is how everything was made...then how did the big bang happen if nothing existed...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl2f67/if_the_big_bang_theory_is_how_everything_was/ (RadDude2025)
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Being in a house full of nanny cams must be awful in the Toy Story universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl2eeg/being_in_a_house_full_of_nanny_cams_must_be_awful/ (SeedyRedwood)
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There is always a developer laughing at a product manager predicting the algorithm in their blogs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl2dhx/there_is_always_a_developer_laughing_at_a_product/ (deadpool3727)
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It is said the brain is the most important organ but that decision was made by a brain

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl2dff/it_is_said_the_brain_is_the_most_important_organ/ (milk-is-bad)
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In the future there will be historical documents with emoticons in them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl2d17/in_the_future_there_will_be_historical_documents/ (Becauseisaidsotoo)
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Even Kim Kardashian has had a painful shit after eating spicy food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl2cp1/even_kim_kardashian_has_had_a_painful_shit_after/ (A_Friend_Indeed93)
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Some dogs will always be virgins

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl2cei/some_dogs_will_always_be_virgins/ (savetheplanet656)
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A chef's work eventually becomes a piece of shit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl2bxx/a_chefs_work_eventually_becomes_a_piece_of_shit/ (hotpotato9898)
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TL;DRs are usually at the end of the post, which ends up making the reader read more..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl2br6/tldrs_are_usually_at_the_end_of_the_post_which/ (imissedherbrightside)
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Song parody videos have really died out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl2bor/song_parody_videos_have_really_died_out/ (Carlosv21)
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A kid is a bill that talks back to you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl2a2y/a_kid_is_a_bill_that_talks_back_to_you/ (Lexicorint)
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The spare change we find between our couch could be from spiders trynna pay rent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl2a2n/the_spare_change_we_find_between_our_couch_could/ (RadDude2025)
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If somebody's in a quiet place and turns on noise cancelling on their headphones, it kills out any ambient noise, thus sort of simulates being deaf.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl28zs/if_somebodys_in_a_quiet_place_and_turns_on_noise/ (unxile_phantom)
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if you break down physics far enough you are a collection of subatomic particles, with zero volume, zero surface area, which expands infinitely in all directions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl27aj/if_you_break_down_physics_far_enough_you_are_a/ (PlsMoreChoking)
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A fox is an animal running on dog hardware but uses cat software.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl26xb/a_fox_is_an_animal_running_on_dog_hardware_but/ (poatao_de_w123)
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Body cams turn bad cops into okay cops and good cops into great cops.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl260t/body_cams_turn_bad_cops_into_okay_cops_and_good/ (p00ph0le)
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A Dog Toy Story

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl247n/a_dog_toy_story/ (LinkSirLot96)
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If you’re teaching a dog math, to prove that he learned something, you need to give a question that you didn’t give him before, so you know he is not calculating it from “memory”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl23zy/if_youre_teaching_a_dog_math_to_prove_that_he/ (patulincekxxx)
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There are probably couples out there whose birthdays are April 20 and June 9

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl20yf/there_are_probably_couples_out_there_whose/ (AFricknChickn)
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AR contacts will really help actors with green screens.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl20i8/ar_contacts_will_really_help_actors_with_green/ (Ewild0)
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The flying Dutchman never actually flew, he swam

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl203q/the_flying_dutchman_never_actually_flew_he_swam/ (ipsum629)
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If rape occurs naturally in almost all animals, you've probably seen a rapist pigeon at some point.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl200r/if_rape_occurs_naturally_in_almost_all_animals/ (mrnegetivekarma)
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The amount of spare change and wallets in between the couch cushions in ikea must worth a fortune.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl1zzx/the_amount_of_spare_change_and_wallets_in_between/ (Not_owo)
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Big YouTubers probably have at least 1 or 2 serial killers subscribed to them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl1z4a/big_youtubers_probably_have_at_least_1_or_2/ (Pancakeinator11)
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Sympathies to all the hairstylists cutting their family’s hair, but have no one to cut their own.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl1w2r/sympathies_to_all_the_hairstylists_cutting_their/ (badRLplayer)
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Most people don’t eat the end pieces on a loaf of bread, but if companies started to leave them out it would seem like a rip off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl1vqo/most_people_dont_eat_the_end_pieces_on_a_loaf_of/ (something_funny_here)
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Florida decided to shut the economy right after spring break, and re-open just before Memorial Day weekend.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl1vfd/florida_decided_to_shut_the_economy_right_after/ (sk1990)
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You have never seen anyone wearing youtuber merch

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl1uaw/you_have_never_seen_anyone_wearing_youtuber_merch/ (tgurnea)
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Discarded N95 masks are the new used condom

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl1sqz/discarded_n95_masks_are_the_new_used_condom/ (Jumajuce)
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Most people don’t eat the wands of bread loafs but if they start leaving them out it would feel like a ripoff/waste

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl1sqs/most_people_dont_eat_the_wands_of_bread_loafs_but/ ([deleted])
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"You're beautiful on the inside" sounds pitying but "You're beautiful on the outside" sounds even worse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl1sc4/youre_beautiful_on_the_inside_sounds_pitying_but/ (H1tMonTop)
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Strawberry Yogurt and Strawberry Banana Yogurt are sold everywhere, but Banana Yogurt is sold nowhere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl1rf1/strawberry_yogurt_and_strawberry_banana_yogurt/ (smartitude)
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Mirrors have a lag of 0.000000003 ms

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl1rcv/mirrors_have_a_lag_of_0000000003_ms/ (Iyam_deeanser)
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Sometimes you get that real hard nap like you been installing updates and got rebooted right before waking up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl1pm0/sometimes_you_get_that_real_hard_nap_like_you/ (RightMeow0129)
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A resort is sometimes a last resort for people who want to resort their lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl1pal/a_resort_is_sometimes_a_last_resort_for_people/ (sric2838)
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Birdwatching sounds a lot cooler if you think of it as dinosaurwatching.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl1o91/birdwatching_sounds_a_lot_cooler_if_you_think_of/ (casualsubversive)
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Having your nose over your mask is as effective as sifting through shit with fingerless gloves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl1nky/having_your_nose_over_your_mask_is_as_effective/ (OdysseusFTW)
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Our brain is an organism that has managed to achieve consciousness and become self aware without understanding why.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl1msp/our_brain_is_an_organism_that_has_managed_to/ (birdpoop69)
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Cats have an off button on the back of their neck

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl1mn2/cats_have_an_off_button_on_the_back_of_their_neck/ (TheOriginalFluff)
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Sandstorms look like cinnamon rolls.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl1m0q/sandstorms_look_like_cinnamon_rolls/ (lions-n-tigers)
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Trading sex for sex is the fairest trade

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl1lep/trading_sex_for_sex_is_the_fairest_trade/ ([deleted])
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Most books are textbooks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl1jbn/most_books_are_textbooks/ (Nitefury07)
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Honey's probably going to become an expensive delicacy in our lifetime

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl1ibl/honeys_probably_going_to_become_an_expensive/ (hdylan99)
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The person who made the "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" rhyme lived his whole life thinking stars are actually little.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl1hu3/the_person_who_made_the_twinkle_twinkle_little/ (pur__0_0__)
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The only reason people have any strength at all - is gravity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl1hth/the_only_reason_people_have_any_strength_at_all/ (RealHousevibes)
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Didn't know a clitoris has 8000 sensory nerves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl1htg/didnt_know_a_clitoris_has_8000_sensory_nerves/ (tyler_rake)
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Lava is technically wet since it's a liquid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl1hou/lava_is_technically_wet_since_its_a_liquid/ (CakedOnDirt)
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The b‌‌iggest r‌‌evenge y‌‌ou c‌‌an m‌‌ake t‌‌o y‌‌our w‌‌orst e‌‌nemy i‌‌s t‌‌o r‌‌eplace a‌‌ll t‌‌heir t‌‌oilet p‌‌aper w‌‌ith 1‌‌-ply o‌‌ne.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl1hkh/the_biggest_revenge_you_can_make_to_your_worst/ (vpetrychuk)
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When is this shit gonna end?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl1h4c/when_is_this_shit_gonna_end/ (tyler_rake)
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In the movie "John Wick" those dudes at the gas station fucked with literally the most dangerous person ever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl1g98/in_the_movie_john_wick_those_dudes_at_the_gas/ (lions-n-tigers)
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Spread out three fingers. Multiples of those fingers can reach any point in the universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl1dso/spread_out_three_fingers_multiples_of_those/ (Theolexis)
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You might be trying to get response from a dead person when commenting on a video

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl1dmp/you_might_be_trying_to_get_response_from_a_dead/ (Clumsy-_-Phoenix)
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There are likely pictures on random individuals’ phones that could prove someone else’s innocence/guiltiness in court and will never see the light of day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl1da8/there_are_likely_pictures_on_random_individuals/ (BradyJohnston)
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Sometime soon, social networking sites will probably start promoting a new challenge that involves taking pictures with your masks on in order to boost there facial recognition software.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl1d7a/sometime_soon_social_networking_sites_will/ ([deleted])
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You know a movie is good when you realise you havnt looked at your phone for 30 minutes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl1d2r/you_know_a_movie_is_good_when_you_realise_you/ (SeamusDeckard)
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You know your relationship has evolved when you don’t mind the person’s morning breath.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl18eu/you_know_your_relationship_has_evolved_when_you/ (tysmily)
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Toasters might've been the first form of pop up notifications

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl17sn/toasters_mightve_been_the_first_form_of_pop_up/ ([deleted])
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Colin Powell could have a kid and named Semicolin

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl15e0/colin_powell_could_have_a_kid_and_named_semicolin/ (rnielsen776)
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Buzzwords is a buzzword.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl14rl/buzzwords_is_a_buzzword/ ([deleted])
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A vampire who falls in love with a human technically has a food fetish.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl14lk/a_vampire_who_falls_in_love_with_a_human/ (toasterpRoN)
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Arms are surprisingly long

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl13ly/arms_are_surprisingly_long/ (Logan_Holmes)
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Ancient Egyptians were proper mental

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl121q/ancient_egyptians_were_proper_mental/ (StaleCraig)
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Self-deprecation is fine if your target is a total piece of shit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl1117/selfdeprecation_is_fine_if_your_target_is_a_total/ (GabeRothel)
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Cannibalism is useful in two ways, it can solve overpopulation and hunger in the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl0z1h/cannibalism_is_useful_in_two_ways_it_can_solve/ ([deleted])
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The ass can produce all the three states of matter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl0y73/the_ass_can_produce_all_the_three_states_of_matter/ ([deleted])
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Fursuit owner maps aligns suspiciusly well with bigfoot sighting maps

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl0x56/fursuit_owner_maps_aligns_suspiciusly_well_with/ (Zomgius765)
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A wall with no paint on it is naked

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl0vwi/a_wall_with_no_paint_on_it_is_naked/ ([deleted])
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Worst look on face: When someone comes to talk and you need to take earplugs out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl0vgr/worst_look_on_face_when_someone_comes_to_talk_and/ (Black_Knight7437)
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It’s easier to trust your enemies to do something bad to you than it is to trust your friends to do something good for you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl0u6m/its_easier_to_trust_your_enemies_to_do_something/ (Driplzy)
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If the average penis size is 5.5 inches then half of all men have one smaller than that

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl0u5a/if_the_average_penis_size_is_55_inches_then_half/ ([deleted])
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Parents often compare our grades with those of our classmates saying that others have done better, we could ask them the same question but with salaries.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl0ss9/parents_often_compare_our_grades_with_those_of/ ([deleted])
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The movie "cars" has sidewalks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl0nv5/the_movie_cars_has_sidewalks/ (Xanneman)
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TV viewing habits are the one area where most people would probably welcome companies gathering their data (spying) because it gives your favorite shows higher ratings and makes them more likely to be renewed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl0no6/tv_viewing_habits_are_the_one_area_where_most/ (Big_Man_Ran)
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Technically, the continents are islands

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl0mrp/technically_the_continents_are_islands/ (no_fap_plz)
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Commercials on your old VHS are way more interesting than the actual movies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl0mop/commercials_on_your_old_vhs_are_way_more/ (Mac800)
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Cats live longer than dogs because their just plain too lazy to die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl0m2j/cats_live_longer_than_dogs_because_their_just/ ([deleted])
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Lysol doesn't kill lice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl0lnr/lysol_doesnt_kill_lice/ ([deleted])
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Tomorrowland was named as such to reflect the part of society that has embraced a technocratic rule and common wealth among human kind

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl0k9g/tomorrowland_was_named_as_such_to_reflect_the/ (ValidatingUsername)
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Most people never get the opportunity to scream as loud as they want.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl0k6b/most_people_never_get_the_opportunity_to_scream/ (Technicolour_dream)
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Monetizing sex has been the one of the biggest common denominators between people living in different cultures, centuries, continents and times!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl0j4w/monetizing_sex_has_been_the_one_of_the_biggest/ (lamboram)
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We’ve seen the power of fear and how it can change the way we traditionally operate on a small or global level

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl0gap/weve_seen_the_power_of_fear_and_how_it_can_change/ (manniswell)
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If all gym teachers were overweight it would encourage kids to take exercise seriously.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl0fgq/if_all_gym_teachers_were_overweight_it_would/ (SnickleFritz47)
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Bubble gum flavored bubble gum is flavorless.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl0fby/bubble_gum_flavored_bubble_gum_is_flavorless/ (katiecat3569)
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People with bigger dicks have more accurate pee the same way a gun with a longer barrel is more accurate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl0erp/people_with_bigger_dicks_have_more_accurate_pee/ (my-pp-el-fuego)
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Ying-Yang signs are generally though of as Duality, But somehow we forget the third part of it; Ying and Yang are separated by something and contained in something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl0dwa/yingyang_signs_are_generally_though_of_as_duality/ (Unykorn)
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Mask discrimination could make hiring managers' job way easier.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl0b8m/mask_discrimination_could_make_hiring_managers/ (Polevata)
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Teeth are the only ones that fall out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl0b14/teeth_are_the_only_ones_that_fall_out/ ([deleted])
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If you go far enough down the energy chain, all plants and animals are nuclear powered

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl0a2k/if_you_go_far_enough_down_the_energy_chain_all/ (YourLocalCreep)
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When you get hard from seeing something on a screen, aren't you technically getting an e-rection

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl09ow/when_you_get_hard_from_seeing_something_on_a/ (Blueexx2)
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u sounds a lot less passive-aggressive than you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl09ge/u_sounds_a_lot_less_passiveaggressive_than_you/ (cliffwolff)
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A winning scratch off ticket is a free pass to take money from a convenience store cash register

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl091j/a_winning_scratch_off_ticket_is_a_free_pass_to/ (VirusMaster3073)
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Acts nice to refugees your kids might be like them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl08i9/acts_nice_to_refugees_your_kids_might_be_like_them/ (Ak171)
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Michael Jackson music videos always feature him in some kind of gang conflict where he wins by dancing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl08hw/michael_jackson_music_videos_always_feature_him/ (grandphuba)
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Georgia the state is larger than Georgia the country.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl06qo/georgia_the_state_is_larger_than_georgia_the/ (Land_of_the_apes8)
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Semen is boneless humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl05na/semen_is_boneless_humans/ (ghostno_2)
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No one ever says "cheers!" if the drink is hot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl05b6/no_one_ever_says_cheers_if_the_drink_is_hot/ (PaulPogbaonReddit)
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Xyzal is supposed to help you sleep at night, yet it is promoted by an owl, a nocturnal species.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl0565/xyzal_is_supposed_to_help_you_sleep_at_night_yet/ (HypomanicMonday)
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When dogs grabs leash, maybe they think they are walking us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl046t/when_dogs_grabs_leash_maybe_they_think_they_are/ (georgehimself)
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Seeing the cameraman’s reflection in Super Mario 64 was many people’s first exposure to the fear of hidden surveillance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl03uf/seeing_the_cameramans_reflection_in_super_mario/ (ChurchOfDimple)
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People are amazed by a snake being able to shed its skin, but humans shed their skin too

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl03qh/people_are_amazed_by_a_snake_being_able_to_shed/ (Comput3rn3rd)
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for some reason, asshole is more sophisticated than butthole.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl032x/for_some_reason_asshole_is_more_sophisticated/ (billiebot666)
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The Neverending Story didn't even have the most sequels

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl02t7/the_neverending_story_didnt_even_have_the_most/ (bhaggith)
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Never kill an animal for fun.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl022c/never_kill_an_animal_for_fun/ ([deleted])
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The playing field is finally even for people with beautiful faces.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gl016u/the_playing_field_is_finally_even_for_people_with/ (FightMilkLLC)
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Dungeons and Dragons is a paid conversation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkzznc/dungeons_and_dragons_is_a_paid_conversation/ (Random6102)
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Planets could potentially be the spacd version of continents.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkzxh4/planets_could_potentially_be_the_spacd_version_of/ (MasterMarco7742)
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Wearing your face mask low is the new sagging your pants

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkzx2v/wearing_your_face_mask_low_is_the_new_sagging/ (thsebrightlights)
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A grammar mistake is a grammar mistake until enough people start using it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkzwbh/a_grammar_mistake_is_a_grammar_mistake_until/ (Rein9stein2)
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You have more ancestors than all your ancestors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkzvkx/you_have_more_ancestors_than_all_your_ancestors/ ([deleted])
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Don’t you dare sounds normal, but do not you dare sounds weird.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkzv8r/dont_you_dare_sounds_normal_but_do_not_you_dare/ ([deleted])
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Jumping jacks make air angels

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkzv1n/jumping_jacks_make_air_angels/ (PM_me_ur_script)
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You gather guests your entire life for your funeral.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkztp4/you_gather_guests_your_entire_life_for_your/ (Aashayrao)
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If chickens are dinosaurs' closest living relative, then maybe dinosaurs crowed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkztf9/if_chickens_are_dinosaurs_closest_living_relative/ (smolangery)
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We think that co-rona broke the system but it just exposed a already broken system

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkzt9s/we_think_that_corona_broke_the_system_but_it_just/ (surkur)
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Million dollar paintings prove that if you rearrange a bunch of paint in exactly the right way, you can get rich

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkzt07/million_dollar_paintings_prove_that_if_you/ (bhaggith)
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If singers that sing "I don't care" really didn't care, they wouldn't sing "I don't care" songs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkzsz6/if_singers_that_sing_i_dont_care_really_didnt/ (complexramification)
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When someone you like says that they wish they could "find someone like you" maybe they were waiting for you to make your shot but it didn't happen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkzroz/when_someone_you_like_says_that_they_wish_they/ (TheTrimack)
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Goggles are underwear for your eyes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkzql2/goggles_are_underwear_for_your_eyes/ (skap24)
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A wall with no paint on it is naked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkzopy/a_wall_with_no_paint_on_it_is_naked/ ([deleted])
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The human body is a machine that turns all food, no matter how good, into shit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkznqv/the_human_body_is_a_machine_that_turns_all_food/ (Bob-Chaos)
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Frankenstein wasn't the monster, but Frankenstein was the monster.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkznam/frankenstein_wasnt_the_monster_but_frankenstein/ (TheoreticalJacob)
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We have all universally agreed that the sound of getting hit on the head is Bonk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkzmra/we_have_all_universally_agreed_that_the_sound_of/ (ApokolipZx)
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Batman could have done more good if he had spent his money on preventing crime rather than building batmobiles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkzkfa/batman_could_have_done_more_good_if_he_had_spent/ (SuperFox289)
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In the indiana jones universe there must be a group of people dedicated to oiling all of the ancient contraptions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkzj8w/in_the_indiana_jones_universe_there_must_be_a/ (CatsWithAlmdudler)
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In the same way that we are made up of trillions of microscopic organisms that couldn't exist without us (we couldn't exist without them)-- Earth is the animal, and we are the parasites. We don't even care about other parasites in the body, let alone the animal as a whole.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkzg1g/in_the_same_way_that_we_are_made_up_of_trillions/ (vampiratemirajah)
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A threesome needs at least 2 bisexual people to work

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkze0s/a_threesome_needs_at_least_2_bisexual_people_to/ (HiggyHLyoung)
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You don't know how out of shape you are until you try to get in shape

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkzdca/you_dont_know_how_out_of_shape_you_are_until_you/ (Seedpound)
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Your thumb has probably done a few kilometers of scrolling since you've downloaded all your social media apps.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkzcp4/your_thumb_has_probably_done_a_few_kilometers_of/ (Ak171)
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Lofi Hiphop is the moody emo younger sibling of ElectroSwing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkzaz1/lofi_hiphop_is_the_moody_emo_younger_sibling_of/ (andrewbolynske)
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The lone engineer who opposed removing the fingerprint sensor is probably grinning ear-to-ear with all the frustration at trying to unlock your phone while wearing a mask.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkzant/the_lone_engineer_who_opposed_removing_the/ (leibnizetais1st)
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Conspiracy theorists think they're smarter than average person, but were probably below average students

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkza2t/conspiracy_theorists_think_theyre_smarter_than/ (GibsonMaestro)
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A child born near the end of the wild west era could have been alive to see the moon landing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkz99j/a_child_born_near_the_end_of_the_wild_west_era/ (MarkoDash)
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The word "heck" is supposed to be a kids-safe version of "Hell." Yet, it's more like a combination of "Hell" and "Fuck".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkz94n/the_word_heck_is_supposed_to_be_a_kidssafe/ (ShadowStrike2)
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The next zombie movie will have zombie truthers refusing to stay hidden with signs saying "Zombie Hoax"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkz83j/the_next_zombie_movie_will_have_zombie_truthers/ (Torquemahda)
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Sometimes unrequited friendships hurt more than unrequited love

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkz6li/sometimes_unrequited_friendships_hurt_more_than/ ([deleted])
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When you're on your period it's like your uterus is closed for renovations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkz4b8/when_youre_on_your_period_its_like_your_uterus_is/ (anwrootbeer17)
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We all have physiological conditions and they are part of our personality ,but they are not too intense and that’s why we don’t treat them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkz2mm/we_all_have_physiological_conditions_and_they_are/ (TsonK)
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One of the most traumatizing experiences as a child is when their stuffed animal/blanket is being taken away/lost

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkz2jd/one_of_the_most_traumatizing_experiences_as_a/ (The-special-one69)
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Blowing up a balloon is more of a blowjob than the actual thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkz24k/blowing_up_a_balloon_is_more_of_a_blowjob_than/ (Talonqr)
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Putting a big blue “X” on it makes it even more of a red flag

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkz1wc/putting_a_big_blue_x_on_it_makes_it_even_more_of/ (treelovingaytheist)
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If Mike Wazoski grew a beard it would technically be his pubes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkz1p7/if_mike_wazoski_grew_a_beard_it_would_technically/ (necrophilie-is-great)
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The average adult male body has a larger surface area than that of a female

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkz0px/the_average_adult_male_body_has_a_larger_surface/ (xC4l1b3r)
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Nobody could have ever guessed that a company named after a healthy fruit could sell electronic devices that contribute to unhealthiness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkyzua/nobody_could_have_ever_guessed_that_a_company/ ([deleted])
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If you don't have expectations, you can't be disappointed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkyz9a/if_you_dont_have_expectations_you_cant_be/ (jo91198)
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The little mermaid is the same size as her sisters, nothing distinguishes her size to be smaller.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkyypf/the_little_mermaid_is_the_same_size_as_her/ (Mr-E-Droflah)
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Boxed wine sounds better than wine bladders

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkyxjr/boxed_wine_sounds_better_than_wine_bladders/ (ldaddy)
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Someone had to taste Bertie Bots beans to ensure accuracy; including vomit and earwax.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkywv7/someone_had_to_taste_bertie_bots_beans_to_ensure/ (TrinityofArts)
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The Kardashians cannot be attracted by men who are "Women Magnets", because they're basically plastic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkyw09/the_kardashians_cannot_be_attracted_by_men_who/ (bini_ajaw17)
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Happiness and sadness are caused by chemicals in the brain. When sadness comes, do something that will increase oxytocin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkyv73/happiness_and_sadness_are_caused_by_chemicals_in/ (mrfastpaced)
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Living things are the Rube Goldberg machines of entropy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkyux8/living_things_are_the_rube_goldberg_machines_of/ (zhutwo)
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The Kardashian cannot be attracted by men who are "women magnets" because they're basically plastics.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkytxw/the_kardashian_cannot_be_attracted_by_men_who_are/ ([deleted])
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People we interact with daily see your face more than you do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkytx8/people_we_interact_with_daily_see_your_face_more/ (Saviun)
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If something such as coffee is an acquired taste, there must be something that is nice to look at after you've acquired a liking to it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkysx5/if_something_such_as_coffee_is_an_acquired_taste/ ([deleted])
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Maybe Edison invented the lightbulb because he wanted to read smut at night

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkyss3/maybe_edison_invented_the_lightbulb_because_he/ (LeoGiacometti)
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People with poor vision probably dream in low definition.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkyseh/people_with_poor_vision_probably_dream_in_low/ (eddyburgers)
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"Extraordinary" and "Extra Ordinary" are complete opposites

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkyrqd/extraordinary_and_extra_ordinary_are_complete/ (IIIMik3)
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A baby with nose hairs would look kind of creepy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkyq7j/a_baby_with_nose_hairs_would_look_kind_of_creepy/ (firstcruiser)
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If a butterfly lands on your tongue you taste each other (Butterflies tastes with their feet)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkyorf/if_a_butterfly_lands_on_your_tongue_you_taste/ (AntKural)
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Texting a dead person is true ghosting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkyodb/texting_a_dead_person_is_true_ghosting/ (GarciaJones)
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Every second, someone was born and that someone could be the next Einstein.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkynml/every_second_someone_was_born_and_that_someone/ (uvularjester172)
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It's interesting how in movies like Big and 13 Going on 30 the main characters didn't have nervous break downs when the next morning after they aged over night.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkylvv/its_interesting_how_in_movies_like_big_and_13/ (SmokeShinobi)
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Lamps in video games use real electricity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkyld0/lamps_in_video_games_use_real_electricity/ (doodler_salsa360)
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If you received head from one of the characters in Oobi, it'd be both a blowjob and a handjob.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkyl4o/if_you_received_head_from_one_of_the_characters/ (HeySeanyPark)
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The most trustworthy piece in chess is rook, it’s always straightforward.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkyjvo/the_most_trustworthy_piece_in_chess_is_rook_its/ (randomshittinMe)
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2013 is the first year after 1987 to have different different numbers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkyhe2/2013_is_the_first_year_after_1987_to_have/ (_Imagine_Me_)
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Perspective equals one half Theory plus one half Reality.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkyh5h/perspective_equals_one_half_theory_plus_one_half/ (HairballTheory)
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You always want to get life over with. When you're in school , you only want to finish it. When you are in college , you only want to get it over. When you have a job , you just want to retire. And eventually when you are too old and can barely function , you want to die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkyh3o/you_always_want_to_get_life_over_with_when_youre/ (The-special-one69)
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barefoot contessa uses the same background music as low budget soft-core porn

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkyfrz/barefoot_contessa_uses_the_same_background_music/ (mynameiskip)
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Due to the kvacking sound ducks make they are portrayed as being constantly annoyed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkyezm/due_to_the_kvacking_sound_ducks_make_they_are/ (Skuggasveinn)
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Let money be the consequence of your efforts, not the objective.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkycf6/let_money_be_the_consequence_of_your_efforts_not/ (2old-you)
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Numbers don't have an upper or lowercase

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkyb89/numbers_dont_have_an_upper_or_lowercase/ (SnideSnail)
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Anything that’s old is either really cheap or really expensive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkyb3y/anything_thats_old_is_either_really_cheap_or/ (universe2844)
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Shouting fuck during sex is kind of like shouting parkour while doing parkour

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkyawc/shouting_fuck_during_sex_is_kind_of_like_shouting/ (official-G0D)
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Every single collectible is a stock on its own market.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gky9le/every_single_collectible_is_a_stock_on_its_own/ (Ganessa)
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In 50 years, it will be cool to reminisce about what a certain place used to look like using Google Street View.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gky9ev/in_50_years_it_will_be_cool_to_reminisce_about/ (PonerBenis6)
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Eating popcorn is gay because you are eating a busted nut

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gky8u3/eating_popcorn_is_gay_because_you_are_eating_a/ (The-special-one69)
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The shittier a chef's work, faster it reaches the destination.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gky8sq/the_shittier_a_chefs_work_faster_it_reaches_the/ (disiskeviv)
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Mosquito bites don’t hurt, they just itch eventhough it’s the same process as an injection

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gky7id/mosquito_bites_dont_hurt_they_just_itch/ (Driplzy)
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Little Mac becomes the champion in Punch-Out!! because he’s the only boxer who doesn’t act like a zany cartoon character.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gky5fp/little_mac_becomes_the_champion_in_punchout/ (Heylookabooger)
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The most unsung heroes are the first dudes to die of a thing; like, the first guy who died of electrocution after sticking a fork in the toaster or first guy to die of drinking disinfectants probably saved millions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gky50c/the_most_unsung_heroes_are_the_first_dudes_to_die/ (TehTJ)
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It is ironic that ironic is used for almost anything that seems funny to people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gky4w2/it_is_ironic_that_ironic_is_used_for_almost/ (LordTrython)
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We give apples to teachers because apples represent knowledge.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gky1x4/we_give_apples_to_teachers_because_apples/ (Demented-Duskull)
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Once all door bells have camera ding dong ditching will be a thing of the past.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gky1ue/once_all_door_bells_have_camera_ding_dong/ (skoupidiedw)
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Phonetically speaking and etymology notwithstanding, 'euthanize' makes the outcome sound like it's going to be the opposite of what actually happens.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gky0s9/phonetically_speaking_and_etymology/ (CRTPTRSN)
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All national anthems are country music.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gky0k2/all_national_anthems_are_country_music/ (Prometheus_Free)
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If necessity is the mother of invention, then laziness is the mother of efficiency

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkxx3v/if_necessity_is_the_mother_of_invention_then/ (dragonsrawesomesauce)
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People in different timelines probably think they’re the ones in the darkest timeline.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkxx28/people_in_different_timelines_probably_think/ (11ty1)
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Wireless earbuds aren't wireless because they have wires inside them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkxx0i/wireless_earbuds_arent_wireless_because_they_have/ (lupfdick)
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Animals breathe tree/plant/autotroph farts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkxv8m/animals_breathe_treeplantautotroph_farts/ (Anonymous1826473284)
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When an actor blue balls you in bed it is a Cliffhanger

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkxuk0/when_an_actor_blue_balls_you_in_bed_it_is_a/ ([deleted])
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People just want to be treated like people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkxtta/people_just_want_to_be_treated_like_people/ (anamethatsvisible)
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Donating your body to a forensic body farm is a way to get a free natural burial.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkxrem/donating_your_body_to_a_forensic_body_farm_is_a/ (LargeNurdle)
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Men are much more likely to shake the nozzle at the gas pump than women

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkxram/men_are_much_more_likely_to_shake_the_nozzle_at/ (Daxican)
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Street performers collecting cash in a hat are seen as asking for charity, but twitch streamers asking for donations are seen as pursuing a modern career path

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkxr5k/street_performers_collecting_cash_in_a_hat_are/ (demos11)
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1969 sounds a lot further away than 1970.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkxpyf/1969_sounds_a_lot_further_away_than_1970/ (skoncol17)
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If we had tamed bears instead of wolves, we could have had living teddy bears as pets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkxpp3/if_we_had_tamed_bears_instead_of_wolves_we_could/ (Joey_Joey_Joey_Joey)
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If you live long enough your house will only cost you a dollar a day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkxoji/if_you_live_long_enough_your_house_will_only_cost/ (Gary_October)
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Playing with feet is adorable with babies and small children but disgusting with adults

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkxmzz/playing_with_feet_is_adorable_with_babies_and/ (Securestlake)
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The line between seeking precedent for an argument and whataboutism is very thin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkxlkp/the_line_between_seeking_precedent_for_an/ (Rootedetchasketch)
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Nothing is on fire, fire is on things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkxli2/nothing_is_on_fire_fire_is_on_things/ ([deleted])
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Your reflection doesn't always agree with you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkxk3b/your_reflection_doesnt_always_agree_with_you/ ([deleted])
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Very few people in the Fallout universe would know what non-flat soda taste like

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkxjso/very_few_people_in_the_fallout_universe_would/ (DannyPipeCalling)
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'The last piece of the puzzle' is actually the easiest to find

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkxgte/the_last_piece_of_the_puzzle_is_actually_the/ (simian_fold)
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When someone posts a conspiracy video and captions it “Makes you think”, that person usually doesn’t think much in their day to day lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkxghz/when_someone_posts_a_conspiracy_video_and/ ([deleted])
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Living in a flat makes it hard to know when your new doorbell is delivered

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkxfjr/living_in_a_flat_makes_it_hard_to_know_when_your/ (jmabbz)
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"Women will most likely never get to feel that weird bristle feeling after a hair cut. except for that weird chick Kenny who shaved her head and dyed it..."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkxf37/women_will_most_likely_never_get_to_feel_that/ (Jackdidathing)
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Only two things teach a person to always close doors: horror games with psychopaths chasing you and a cat who is pissing everywhere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkxe2n/only_two_things_teach_a_person_to_always_close/ (IllBeFunnierNextTime)
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Sleeping is a rehearsal for death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkxd4q/sleeping_is_a_rehearsal_for_death/ (jkings10101)
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If there was really a monster under your bed it probably wouldn't wait for you to stick your leg over the side before attacking and eating you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkxd2t/if_there_was_really_a_monster_under_your_bed_it/ (bhaggith)
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If mirrors crack when something ugly looks at them, many people, such as I, can use that fact to break tons of reflective surfaces, such as cameras, screens, tv`s, glass, etc.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkxchg/if_mirrors_crack_when_something_ugly_looks_at/ (Rainmarked)
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"Under New Management" signs are the tactful way of saying "We know the last owners were shit, but give us a chance."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkxcal/under_new_management_signs_are_the_tactful_way_of/ (DrAwkward404)
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Out-of-tune music/singing hurts your ears the same way clashing colors hurt your eyes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkxbq0/outoftune_musicsinging_hurts_your_ears_the_same/ (CptSafetyofWanbazoid)
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Someone in the future is talking shit about u.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkxbh8/someone_in_the_future_is_talking_shit_about_u/ (__bigbackclock__)
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A pimp is a boss of a worker that gets paid by the worker.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkx9vo/a_pimp_is_a_boss_of_a_worker_that_gets_paid_by/ ([deleted])
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Technically your gut feeling is located in your intestines

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkx9rv/technically_your_gut_feeling_is_located_in_your/ (Seedpound)
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A heart shaped is used to symbolize love and affection, but in reality the heart just keeps u alive and has nothing to do with love.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkx95p/a_heart_shaped_is_used_to_symbolize_love_and/ (crazy_doughnut)
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When people see random things and try to make sense of them and come out with wild theory about the thing which have no connection with it is how a conspiracy theory is made and that s why it cannot be proved but can be argued about

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkx92l/when_people_see_random_things_and_try_to_make/ (lucifer_2003)
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Fighting Game are coop Rythem Games

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkx8w7/fighting_game_are_coop_rythem_games/ (Notkastar)
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You could describe a food that's green, sweet, and crunchy, but you would have to explain what it smells like by analogy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkx7u4/you_could_describe_a_food_thats_green_sweet_and/ (goofon)
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If you cut your food in half it’s half the calories so therefore you can eat more.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkx5t4/if_you_cut_your_food_in_half_its_half_the/ (HairballTheory)
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Deaf and mute people in masks are probably struggling, not being able to read lips or mouth things to people with masks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkx55k/deaf_and_mute_people_in_masks_are_probably/ (Goober_TheFrogEater)
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Darcy is to single women as Santa is to 9 year olds. You strongly suspect he's not real but you hold on to hope.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkx49a/darcy_is_to_single_women_as_santa_is_to_9_year/ (phishezrule)
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We need to publicly shame people who litter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkx3es/we_need_to_publicly_shame_people_who_litter/ (jervis02)
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The thought that some other person in the world shares the same thought in the same moment is a thought that most of the world shares occasionally.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkx2ky/the_thought_that_some_other_person_in_the_world/ (MCUltraRetarded)
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It’s surprising that car manufacturers didn’t decide to make emergency vehicles the fastest vehicles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkx2i3/its_surprising_that_car_manufacturers_didnt/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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The main sponsor on Spotify is Spotify

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkx0ol/the_main_sponsor_on_spotify_is_spotify/ (BlueEyedBoggleFish)
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If mermaids are real they are getting a lot of free plastic from us in the ocean

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkwzy9/if_mermaids_are_real_they_are_getting_a_lot_of/ (bhaggith)
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Almost all gendered insults used against men insult men by comparing them to women, but gendered insults about women rarely ever work by comparing them to men

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkwzgy/almost_all_gendered_insults_used_against_men/ (lunatoons291)
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Somewhere during the evolutionary process, the brain named itself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkwy3d/somewhere_during_the_evolutionary_process_the/ (r4av4n)
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T-P companies who put their brand in their products probably take "Spreading shit about their brand" as a compliment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkwxdf/tp_companies_who_put_their_brand_in_their/ (butterymix)
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Glasses get treated as a "minority trait" but it is more common to see people with eyesight problems than with perfect vision

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkwvl4/glasses_get_treated_as_a_minority_trait_but_it_is/ (poshbritishaccent)
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Being the only person left standing and conscious after a drinking session is what it feels like to be old and knowing you've outlived the people you know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkwvdb/being_the_only_person_left_standing_and_conscious/ (Sazh0h)
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It is impossible for everyone to be above average.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkwu29/it_is_impossible_for_everyone_to_be_above_average/ (Hansy_b0i)
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Nothing starts with n and ends with g

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkwrpn/nothing_starts_with_n_and_ends_with_g/ (r4av4n)
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When two people kiss they create a long tube from butthole to butthole

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkwrl8/when_two_people_kiss_they_create_a_long_tube_from/ (lukaspfann)
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Looking at how tires work, vehicles technically float on air.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkwr86/looking_at_how_tires_work_vehicles_technically/ (Fluffmaster5000)
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We have a lot more confidence doing a backflip off the swing-set than a regular one, but both have the same consequences when done wrong

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkwr6l/we_have_a_lot_more_confidence_doing_a_backflip/ ([deleted])
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Almost all man-oriented gender related insults operate by comparing them to women, but the same is not true in the reverse

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkwr2p/almost_all_manoriented_gender_related_insults/ ([deleted])
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the bot would probably delete a post just bsed on wether or not it just has a '?'in the post.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkwp1i/the_bot_would_probably_delete_a_post_just_bsed_on/ (Mako_sato_ftw)
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The 7 headed hydra at one point must have had just 1 head until someone cut off its head and suddenly 2 new heads emerged.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkwov2/the_7_headed_hydra_at_one_point_must_have_had/ (wattslinkagestud)
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A word with one letter and four silent ones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkwlpv/a_word_with_one_letter_and_four_silent_ones/ (cherrypickinlaughs)
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In 60+ years, retirement homes will be full of people with “199something” tattooed on their necks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkwlb6/in_60_years_retirement_homes_will_be_full_of/ ([deleted])
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Saying that a circle has infinite corners is more correct than saying that a circle has no corners.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkwl2h/saying_that_a_circle_has_infinite_corners_is_more/ (Beginnerer)
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People will carry guns out of an abundance of caution to protect themselves and their families, but they won’t wear a mask to do the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkwjqb/people_will_carry_guns_out_of_an_abundance_of/ (Imsosadsoveryverysad)
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Being invisible is technically possible in video games but you have to die first.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkwj48/being_invisible_is_technically_possible_in_video/ (256Moin256)
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There are so many kinds of inventions not realized, because people will think that it is already invented somewhere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkwhmo/there_are_so_many_kinds_of_inventions_not/ (Never-everland)
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When we try to make friends, we can't or find it very hard, but when we just don't try and live normally, we suddenly make friends.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkwh7u/when_we_try_to_make_friends_we_cant_or_find_it/ ([deleted])
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It’s Raining Men is a much darker song when you realize that they’ll probably all die when they hit the ground

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkwgjz/its_raining_men_is_a_much_darker_song_when_you/ (AniFaulscabek)
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Face masks cause problems for those hard of hearing, they can’t read lips.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkwccz/face_masks_cause_problems_for_those_hard_of/ (Cicallis)
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Some people just do it and some people just tweet about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkwbx8/some_people_just_do_it_and_some_people_just_tweet/ (knockknock619)
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Dinosaurs probably tasted like chicken.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkw85p/dinosaurs_probably_tasted_like_chicken/ (nickkom)
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Cloud's and Sephiroth's swords are probably an allegory for their dicks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkw68i/clouds_and_sephiroths_swords_are_probably_an/ (covidyagames)
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Because of rigor mortis, we basically turn into mannequins when we die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkw66o/because_of_rigor_mortis_we_basically_turn_into/ (Nari1102)
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Saying an injury is ‘not life-threatening’ is more worrying than not saying anything at all when it comes to injuries that are not commonly expected to be life threatening.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkw5ye/saying_an_injury_is_not_lifethreatening_is_more/ (ARiverFlows)
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If you wear a sock inside out, the whole universe is wearing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkw4z0/if_you_wear_a_sock_inside_out_the_whole_universe/ (dipperrr872)
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Dinosaurs probably thought their situation was temporary and everything is gonna go back to being normal again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkw4m6/dinosaurs_probably_thought_their_situation_was/ (Akdi_1)
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If the geocentric model of the solar system is true, then the moon is technically a planet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkw4ee/if_the_geocentric_model_of_the_solar_system_is/ (Granitejaw11)
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People are going to stop naming their children Alexa and Siri to not set off their devices.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkw41x/people_are_going_to_stop_naming_their_children/ (Poeticyst)
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Every day, you go through another circle of life around the earth’s axis.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkw2ph/every_day_you_go_through_another_circle_of_life/ (DigitsOfPie)
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The crowd response at concerts isn't loud enough because the musicians have monitors in their ears

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkw2gq/the_crowd_response_at_concerts_isnt_loud_enough/ (Astrokick)
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Some random dude decided back then that there’s three meals in a day and we’ve been going along with it ever since.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkw24w/some_random_dude_decided_back_then_that_theres/ (takis_fuego)
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If necessity is the mother of invention, she must be a single mom

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkvz4z/if_necessity_is_the_mother_of_invention_she_must/ (rnielsen776)
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We help plants and they help us. They give us food and oxygen. We give them fertilizer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkvyf6/we_help_plants_and_they_help_us_they_give_us_food/ (Craftycorecreep)
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If you were born a baby boy, your peen touched your mum's vag

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkvwhj/if_you_were_born_a_baby_boy_your_peen_touched/ (putherthere)
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You probably wouldnt be able to tell if someone else spoke in your head because of how undefined your thought-voice is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkvwdp/you_probably_wouldnt_be_able_to_tell_if_someone/ (saikouno_kame)
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People usually give advice that validates their choices and life decisions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkvw6o/people_usually_give_advice_that_validates_their/ ([deleted])
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A man's wife is technically his ex-girlfriend and vice versa

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkvstm/a_mans_wife_is_technically_his_exgirlfriend_and/ (Dangling_Beef)
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If you order dumbells online, you’re giving the delivery man a workout

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkvrb2/if_you_order_dumbells_online_youre_giving_the/ (Gekko-Flekko)
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The big Piggy went to market because it was the fattest one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkvr82/the_big_piggy_went_to_market_because_it_was_the/ (KookaeyWhingo)
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The fact that all colors of hair turn white with age prove that we all have white hair pigmented a different color.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkvr3h/the_fact_that_all_colors_of_hair_turn_white_with/ (johanll)
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A man's wife is technically his ex-girlfriend and vice versa

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkvr25/a_mans_wife_is_technically_his_exgirlfriend_and/ (Dangling_Beef)
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The only job that suits Arnold is of an ExTerminator

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkvqul/the_only_job_that_suits_arnold_is_of_an/ (harsHIT_bHARDwaj)
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It’s possible Genies existed until someone wished they didn’t

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkvqpu/its_possible_genies_existed_until_someone_wished/ (TheBigOster123)
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We will never truly know how many moments of our lives have been caught on camera.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkvqkp/we_will_never_truly_know_how_many_moments_of_our/ (timmy6169)
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A drug that provides you with „post nut clarity“ for hours

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkvqc0/a_drug_that_provides_you_with_post_nut_clarity/ (Nicown)
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The Evolutionary chart of early man wouldn't last long if the person at the end was from a different region of ethnicity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkvph0/the_evolutionary_chart_of_early_man_wouldnt_last/ (GLITCHEDMATRIX)
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Whenever you kiss someone, you create a long tube from butthole to butthole

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkvntt/whenever_you_kiss_someone_you_create_a_long_tube/ ([deleted])
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Behind the concept of “ which came first, the chicken or the egg?” scientist/s first had to prove that chickens aren’t asexual

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkvnsx/behind_the_concept_of_which_came_first_the/ (SpamSteal)
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Beef Jerky= Cow Raisins

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkvml5/beef_jerky_cow_raisins/ (LowBudgetHypebeast)
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An empty bookshelf says just as much about someone as a full bookshelf

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkvku4/an_empty_bookshelf_says_just_as_much_about/ (njuff22)
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Your left hand will never tough your left elbow. Same on the right side.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkvk8m/your_left_hand_will_never_tough_your_left_elbow/ (ap4908)
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You can't actually tell anyone a secret.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkvj6v/you_cant_actually_tell_anyone_a_secret/ (cavemanfitz)
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a pimp is also a cuck.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkvj17/a_pimp_is_also_a_cuck/ (DominantCuck)
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We will eventually find ourselves committing the mistakes that we said we'd never do when we become older

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkvi9m/we_will_eventually_find_ourselves_committing_the/ (HelpmeImAbox)
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First world countries have lots of food and not as much sex, third world countries it is the opposite

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkvi91/first_world_countries_have_lots_of_food_and_not/ (p_arlas)
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When we pretend, our brain tricks itself into believing something it knows isn’t true.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkvi09/when_we_pretend_our_brain_tricks_itself_into/ (grey-horse)
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Money sells... but not mental health. The more people that go to therapy, the more competitive all industries become.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkvhwg/money_sells_but_not_mental_health_the_more_people/ (Darkstar_k)
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A drink could never be ice cold, otherwise it would just be ice. (With the exception of slushees)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkvejm/a_drink_could_never_be_ice_cold_otherwise_it/ (dovahkiin349)
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Let's be honest, we all secretly want a Katana to go around chopping things in half with

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkvcep/lets_be_honest_we_all_secretly_want_a_katana_to/ ([deleted])
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A chef's work ultimately becomes a piece of shit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkvbu7/a_chefs_work_ultimately_becomes_a_piece_of_shit/ (dalekfromskaro)
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If Frankenstein’s monster was a human created by another human and not an already dead human brought back to life then that makes him a homunculus and not a zombie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkva7f/if_frankensteins_monster_was_a_human_created_by/ (BadlyDrawnMemes)
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We’re wasting our lives doing mundane things that we’ve been tricked into thinking that we have to do—

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkv99u/were_wasting_our_lives_doing_mundane_things_that/ (BouncingOnTriangles)
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Most unarmed persons have arms

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkv93e/most_unarmed_persons_have_arms/ (Prince_Paradox007)
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Logs float until they get logged.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkv8hw/logs_float_until_they_get_logged/ (churniglow)
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Plants are farming us by giving us food to eat and oxygen to breathe until we die so they can feast on our decomposed remains

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkv4tc/plants_are_farming_us_by_giving_us_food_to_eat/ (Craftycorecreep)
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When you live with someone who plays the drums it’s like a bomb goes off. It’s like mike’s playing the drums for two hours, everyone take cover

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkv4de/when_you_live_with_someone_who_plays_the_drums/ (influencedbyyou)
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Humans females are the only members of any species that carry permanently enlarged breasts regardless of pregnancy status.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkllae/humans_females_are_the_only_members_of_any/ (Neehigh)
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If your first instinct while downloading something is to click 'no' and 'skip' instead of 'next' and 'I agree', you've figured out the art of navigating through the modern world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gklkao/if_your_first_instinct_while_downloading/ (saurabhgedam)
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Having a nightmare and a wet dream in the same night is akin to seeing a double feature at the movies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkli0h/having_a_nightmare_and_a_wet_dream_in_the_same/ (steamtrekker)
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The innocence project probably have an overwhelming number of cases where DNA testing actually confirms the original conviction, other than the alternative

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gklglh/the_innocence_project_probably_have_an/ (TheDocSnake)
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A foop is the opposite of a shart, and it's effects are much less socially damaging.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gklgl5/a_foop_is_the_opposite_of_a_shart_and_its_effects/ (irishm3n)
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Don't really need dogs to sit ever but somehow feels good they choose to listen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gklgea/dont_really_need_dogs_to_sit_ever_but_somehow/ (moneybot13)
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We think of light as representing goodness while darkness represents evil. Owls and other nocturnal creatures probably see things the other way around.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gklfu2/we_think_of_light_as_representing_goodness_while/ (Gingermaas)
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In video games, we are a boss to every mob we fight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gklf46/in_video_games_we_are_a_boss_to_every_mob_we_fight/ (TheUnluckyDuckling)
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Basically start most games trying to figure out how to jump properly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gklee3/basically_start_most_games_trying_to_figure_out/ (moneybot13)
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Bread is raw toast

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gklcwg/bread_is_raw_toast/ (raabdool)
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Cats don't have cat-like reflexes, they just have reflexes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gklc7z/cats_dont_have_catlike_reflexes_they_just_have/ (GentlemanFaux)
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Hairdressers don't know what your hair really looks like on average since they only see you at your extremes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gklbna/hairdressers_dont_know_what_your_hair_really/ (DrAwkward404)
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The word read rhymes with lead, and also the word read rhymes with lead. Even though read & lead don't rhyme and neither do read & lead. It's all in the pronunciation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gklbjw/the_word_read_rhymes_with_lead_and_also_the_word/ (SuperGayLesbianGirl)
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There are probably so many nasty lockers from kids who accidentally left food or lunches in there when leaving for Spring Break.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gklawr/there_are_probably_so_many_nasty_lockers_from/ (mcfairy1762)
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Those who eat subs starting from the middle need a firm hand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkla0k/those_who_eat_subs_starting_from_the_middle_need/ (Everydaybadnews)
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Your whole life you're basically giving invites to your funeral

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkl9og/your_whole_life_youre_basically_giving_invites_to/ (ImaginationCookie4)
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Any car looks more advanced without side view mirrors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkl95y/any_car_looks_more_advanced_without_side_view/ (tristanweeder)
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It seems more likely we will colonise Mars before we colonise under our oceans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkl8gc/it_seems_more_likely_we_will_colonise_mars_before/ (step6666)
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Umbrellas are the greatest idea ever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkl6i0/umbrellas_are_the_greatest_idea_ever/ (lions-n-tigers)
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Salt is a mineral. We crush up rocks and use them to flavour our food and none of us think it's weird.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkl53x/salt_is_a_mineral_we_crush_up_rocks_and_use_them/ (Xisuthrus)
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Juice taste better when you stand there and drink it with the refrigerator door open

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkl3ly/juice_taste_better_when_you_stand_there_and_drink/ (SwayzeBG)
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Woman are told they need to improve their looks for men, by magazines that tell woman men want things that men don't even find attractive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkl3bz/woman_are_told_they_need_to_improve_their_looks/ (riphitter)
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Most parking (emergency) brake wear must be from people forgetting to release them before driving.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkl2tm/most_parking_emergency_brake_wear_must_be_from/ (JonathanDP81)
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Fish can’t see their feet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkl2my/fish_cant_see_their_feet/ (zootiekaterr)
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Of all the things in history it was the Cola wars that finally drove Billy Joel off the cliff.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkl1g5/of_all_the_things_in_history_it_was_the_cola_wars/ (darthmule)
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A vest is formal tank top

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkl1g4/a_vest_is_formal_tank_top/ (pigonawing)
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Amazon can best be compared to Sears and Roebuck on steroids in a sense that you can order just about anything like you could almost 100 years ago.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkl0rf/amazon_can_best_be_compared_to_sears_and_roebuck/ (Spacesuitkid)
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The difference in English between a person being hanged and a picture being hung may be respect, however small, between human life and inanimate objects.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkkx5j/the_difference_in_english_between_a_person_being/ (engineerdrummer)
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Finally figuring out how to unbuckle your carseat is the childhood version of solving the Rubiks cube

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkkwh2/finally_figuring_out_how_to_unbuckle_your_carseat/ (bhaggith)
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Every day millions of people trust their lives on some painted lines on roads.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkkw0i/every_day_millions_of_people_trust_their_lives_on/ (Burpmeister)
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When your ass smells like ass, you need to wash your ass.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkkvml/when_your_ass_smells_like_ass_you_need_to_wash/ (GodofAeons)
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When we're older, our kids will consider all our friends and their kids our family friends.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkkukl/when_were_older_our_kids_will_consider_all_our/ (luckyg13)
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We need a movie where all the actors who played James Bond team up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkku5x/we_need_a_movie_where_all_the_actors_who_played/ (Mogg_the_Poet)
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Some guys would have more hair in their ass-crack then on their head.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkku0a/some_guys_would_have_more_hair_in_their_asscrack/ (Plane_Garbage)
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Sign language is more of a font then a language

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkktnv/sign_language_is_more_of_a_font_then_a_language/ (XxPenguinz123xX)
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Cinderella's foot fit the shoe perfectly yet it still fell off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkkt0i/cinderellas_foot_fit_the_shoe_perfectly_yet_it/ (FkHarlequin-)
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The Beastie Boys fought on the wrong side.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkksof/the_beastie_boys_fought_on_the_wrong_side/ (weltallic)
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Most of us will die after the coffin dances so we can't have them at our funerals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkkrvh/most_of_us_will_die_after_the_coffin_dances_so_we/ (ZinWaterloo)
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If a hotdog was a sandwich, then more people would start by taking a bite in the middle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkkqp8/if_a_hotdog_was_a_sandwich_then_more_people_would/ (mustctv)
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In Akira, they likely had to postpone the Tokyo Olympics to 2021 due to Tetsuo's rampage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkkqka/in_akira_they_likely_had_to_postpone_the_tokyo/ (tryintofly)
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If you have enough Jenga sets, you could play a game of giant Jenga using the boxes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkkq9a/if_you_have_enough_jenga_sets_you_could_play_a/ (bearatrooper)
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A cat is always ready for anything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkkph9/a_cat_is_always_ready_for_anything/ ([deleted])
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The more you watch Sex and the City the more you realize what a horrible person Carrie Bradshaw is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkkp41/the_more_you_watch_sex_and_the_city_the_more_you/ (roachesincoaches)
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In Knives Out, Harlan telling Marta that Ransom “doesn’t know the difference between a stage prop and a real weapon” is a reference to later in the movie when Ransom tries to kill Marta with a knife without realizing it’s a stage prop.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkkp1w/in_knives_out_harlan_telling_marta_that_ransom/ (RockHardMuffin)
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You can’t become a drummer without also being a nuisance to your entire family

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkkn45/you_cant_become_a_drummer_without_also_being_a/ (influencedbyyou)
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Some shoes for newborn babies have treads on the bottom even though no new born baby can walk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkkmy2/some_shoes_for_newborn_babies_have_treads_on_the/ (bhaggith)
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Nothing’s more embarrassing then when you have to take items out of your cart at the checkout bc you out of money!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkklw0/nothings_more_embarrassing_then_when_you_have_to/ (Eightiethworld)
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If you scroll far enough to the right in Excel, you can create every word in the English language.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkkll6/if_you_scroll_far_enough_to_the_right_in_excel/ (A_Sneaky_Shrub)
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The first skydiver must have been really dumb.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkkjna/the_first_skydiver_must_have_been_really_dumb/ (The_11th_Guild)
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Hotdogs are a form of meatloaf

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkkjit/hotdogs_are_a_form_of_meatloaf/ (theFuzz1)
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The only real rules in life are the ones you set

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkkh85/the_only_real_rules_in_life_are_the_ones_you_set/ (Gnockhia)
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With as much greasy food as he eats, Guy Fieri must take gnarly shits.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkkgeb/with_as_much_greasy_food_as_he_eats_guy_fieri/ (BionicUtilityDroid)
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The library at Alexandria probably contained books that were utter nonesense planted by librarians with radical ideas

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkkfv3/the_library_at_alexandria_probably_contained/ (zombieblackbird)
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With 6.5 million land-species pairs on Noah's Ark, the stench of urine and feces must've been unbearable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkkfbw/with_65_million_landspecies_pairs_on_noahs_ark/ (shahooster)
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Learn to appreciate the little things in life, like the dryer cutting off and you realizing that you don't have to be in a hurry to get them out because its just socks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkkecu/learn_to_appreciate_the_little_things_in_life/ (Jason4Christ)
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Most kids are born into undeveloped and poor countries. Kids born into developed countries won the lottery.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkke9j/most_kids_are_born_into_undeveloped_and_poor/ (IMissFreedom)
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You can't deep-fry with water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkkdtp/you_cant_deepfry_with_water/ (Amstelodamum)
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Fish probably think “ow” when lightning strikes the water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkkdru/fish_probably_think_ow_when_lightning_strikes_the/ (Trashzzzzzz)
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Celebrating your birthday can be fun but is no less arbitrary than celebrating your half-birthday or the date you were conceived.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkkdmo/celebrating_your_birthday_can_be_fun_but_is_no/ ([deleted])
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The Planck length is the pixel of real life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkkbu6/the_planck_length_is_the_pixel_of_real_life/ (VirtualKeenu)
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Before credit cards people would've been shocked to know that losing a little piece of plastic could cost you thousands of dollars

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkk9jh/before_credit_cards_people_wouldve_been_shocked/ (bhaggith)
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Jack Black is actually the least black and the least jacked

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkk8ak/jack_black_is_actually_the_least_black_and_the/ (MrMoulden)
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If anime teaches you 1 thing it is to die with regrets so you will eventually be revived.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkk51v/if_anime_teaches_you_1_thing_it_is_to_die_with/ (nimitz12)
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A beehive is a glorified brothel

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkk448/a_beehive_is_a_glorified_brothel/ (PizzaSteveDaPlatypus)
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Hard to get is only likeable when fishing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkk2ff/hard_to_get_is_only_likeable_when_fishing/ (DrSharkie)
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Your first kiss is usually from your parents.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkk1rj/your_first_kiss_is_usually_from_your_parents/ (ITotallyDoNotWhale)
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If the brain controls your body, Whatever your heart says it's by the order of your brain. Basically brain gives us two ideas disguised as another.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkk1an/if_the_brain_controls_your_body_whatever_your/ (zzuhruf)
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Any actor who as listed as “uncredited” on IMBD could just be someone who looks really similar to that actor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkk0vs/any_actor_who_as_listed_as_uncredited_on_imbd/ (all_ICE_R_bastards)
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No one acts more nonchalant than someone that’s high AF

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkjz29/no_one_acts_more_nonchalant_than_someone_thats/ (HWNY506)
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Anyone who thinks there might be a reasonable fight between a human and a baboon, has never considered fighting a man with 2 massive knives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkjxs3/anyone_who_thinks_there_might_be_a_reasonable/ (Nooms88)
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One day the cow fart will power world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkjurp/one_day_the_cow_fart_will_power_world/ (suprem3_d4d)
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A child watching a superhero fight enjoys the actions while an adult is concerned about the much damage is being caused to the city.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkjujp/a_child_watching_a_superhero_fight_enjoys_the/ (icycheeseballs)
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The last trash bag comes out of a box, and then the empty box goes into that trash bag that was previously in the box.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkju3z/the_last_trash_bag_comes_out_of_a_box_and_then/ (ehleeought)
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If a lightsaber was a normal thing then it would probably just become like a daily tool for cutting metal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkjtgr/if_a_lightsaber_was_a_normal_thing_then_it_would/ (ADNBAB123)
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The same traits that make babies good models: Fat, happy and oblivious to others opinions would ruin any adult models career.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkjtdi/the_same_traits_that_make_babies_good_models_fat/ (drewr007)
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All cars look familiar when you’re in a place you’re not supposed to be

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkjt5k/all_cars_look_familiar_when_youre_in_a_place/ (usernamenotfound701)
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When you pee in the ocean, you are singlehandedly raising the sea level.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkjshd/when_you_pee_in_the_ocean_you_are_singlehandedly/ (IHateCellophane)
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Rulers aren't and never will be perfectly straight

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkjrs1/rulers_arent_and_never_will_be_perfectly_straight/ (Salmon-Warrior)
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Congrats was invented because not everyone can spell congrajulations

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkjpzd/congrats_was_invented_because_not_everyone_can/ (spacenerdgasms)
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Finding Nemo has made all clownfish and blue tang fish become known as Nemo fish and Dory fish amongst both kids and adults

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkjown/finding_nemo_has_made_all_clownfish_and_blue_tang/ (TheLoliconDegenerate)
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The U.S. doesn't include sales tax in its prices because all 50 states haves different sales tax rates.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkjo9c/the_us_doesnt_include_sales_tax_in_its_prices/ (KGEOFF89)
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It's easier to pick your nose with your knee than your elbow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkjn92/its_easier_to_pick_your_nose_with_your_knee_than/ (MySortaRandom)
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People work on machines designed for work that will one day take their job.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkjlmn/people_work_on_machines_designed_for_work_that/ (mexicancutlass)
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A company that sells things that has bad reps could end up with a bad rep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkjl5r/a_company_that_sells_things_that_has_bad_reps/ (TDA_Liamo)
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The line between confidence and arrogance is razor thin

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkjkza/the_line_between_confidence_and_arrogance_is/ (OptimisticMayhem)
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The grinch probably B- as his blood type.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkjhyl/the_grinch_probably_b_as_his_blood_type/ (dan_dal_05)
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Guys who never experience anal pleasure are not 'straighter' than those who do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkjhxr/guys_who_never_experience_anal_pleasure_are_not/ (LonewolfStarts)
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From someone’s point of view, you are that crazy ex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkjhhg/from_someones_point_of_view_you_are_that_crazy_ex/ (archie-m)
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Close talkers are probably having difficulty adjusting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkjgo8/close_talkers_are_probably_having_difficulty/ (StygianUnknown)
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Atlantis did not drown, it just got under the ocean layer due to rising temperature of our planet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkjfhi/atlantis_did_not_drown_it_just_got_under_the/ (Crimson_Dragon_)
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In the future, Tik Tok videos will be 100 years old and will be considered as "historical"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkje9d/in_the_future_tik_tok_videos_will_be_100_years/ (Tornavik)
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You can throw an Apple out of Windows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkjdg5/you_can_throw_an_apple_out_of_windows/ (WizardofWeedland)
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People who kiss make a long tube from butthole to butthole

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkjd0n/people_who_kiss_make_a_long_tube_from_butthole_to/ (Crimson_Dragon_)
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If being required to wear a mask violates your right, so do wearing cloths.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkjcwg/if_being_required_to_wear_a_mask_violates_your/ (LonewolfStarts)
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Maybe dogs destroy our homework because we have to leave to turn it in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkjcnh/maybe_dogs_destroy_our_homework_because_we_have/ (Stereotypical-tag)
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You may think there is only one Yoshi, but he is not unique because there are a bunch of Yoshi around Mario’s world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkjanl/you_may_think_there_is_only_one_yoshi_but_he_is/ (Ganessa)
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You're just meat with some electricity inside it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkj9rs/youre_just_meat_with_some_electricity_inside_it/ (Currynrice9728)
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When you die, you are graduating from life and maybe becoming a freshman in the afterlife.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkj9c0/when_you_die_you_are_graduating_from_life_and/ (vapingpigeon94)
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Simps And Nice Guys Are The Two Side Of The Same Card.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkj90n/simps_and_nice_guys_are_the_two_side_of_the_same/ (Chicar-Selena)
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Killing people is a good thing because they can't experience a negative thing anymore, and the world is filled with negative things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkj84c/killing_people_is_a_good_thing_because_they_cant/ (RZ_112)
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Despite the fact that athletes in objective sports, like track or swimming, break records every year, retired team-based athletes genuinely believe their team could beat a modern team.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkj6cm/despite_the_fact_that_athletes_in_objective/ (PhaserToHeal)
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The closer you get to your 21st birthday the farther away it seems.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkj51t/the_closer_you_get_to_your_21st_birthday_the/ (Marcadesas)
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in star wars universe people had the feat to create hologram tech, but failed creating touch screen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkj4y6/in_star_wars_universe_people_had_the_feat_to/ (ara_bella_)
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Your nose and mouth might have to work together so closely because they don't come in pairs like the other head holes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkj46w/your_nose_and_mouth_might_have_to_work_together/ (churniglow)
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Everything is 3d printed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkj2zy/everything_is_3d_printed/ (dani_dejong)
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Everyone on earth is closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkj1x6/everyone_on_earth_is_closer_to_being_a/ (CacheMeOutside)
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People who fall into the water on TV don’t seem to care much about their phones/wallets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkj15b/people_who_fall_into_the_water_on_tv_dont_seem_to/ (Coffeetime18)
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The Laws of Physics are Unconstitutional

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkj148/the_laws_of_physics_are_unconstitutional/ ([deleted])
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If a big Borger go mmmmbep liek microwaves, then microwave go like mmmm borgar yum

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkizht/if_a_big_borger_go_mmmmbep_liek_microwaves_then/ ([deleted])
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People who dig out of prison are surprisingly patient especially considering how they’re so desperate to get out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkiyuc/people_who_dig_out_of_prison_are_surprisingly/ (carlazuzcnn10)
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There's no limit to human suffering, but there is a limit to how much people are willing to believe exists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkiyk6/theres_no_limit_to_human_suffering_but_there_is_a/ (TheRepeatTautology)
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The same people who will carry a gun to protect others won't wear a mask in public for the same purpose

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkixam/the_same_people_who_will_carry_a_gun_to_protect/ (Panopticola)
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Kelvin, Farenheit, and Celcius are concrete evidence that human beings can't agree on anything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkix1t/kelvin_farenheit_and_celcius_are_concrete/ (redneckvet)
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Dog is used as an insult and a expression of friendship. You DOG! What’s up dog!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkiwoo/dog_is_used_as_an_insult_and_a_expression_of/ (Rmptg)
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Somebody probably had died on the exact same hospital room as they were born.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkivpr/somebody_probably_had_died_on_the_exact_same/ (Mr_DeLonge2004)
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Shakespeare could never imagine how famous he has become.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkiujh/shakespeare_could_never_imagine_how_famous_he_has/ (carlazuzcnn10)
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People and sharks both think fish are delicious, even though we probably process the taste in completely different ways.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkismt/people_and_sharks_both_think_fish_are_delicious/ (bearjew64)
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It’s no coincidence that the word “counselling” contains the word “selling”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkiskz/its_no_coincidence_that_the_word_counselling/ (DarwinsMonkeyOne)
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You can always tell when someone is faking a yawn

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkisid/you_can_always_tell_when_someone_is_faking_a_yawn/ (dmsisnotavailable)
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We experience post nut clarity because it is the only moment where we think 100% mind and 0% dick.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkisi1/we_experience_post_nut_clarity_because_it_is_the/ (buddhabobb)
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Somewhere on Earth, someone eats their frenchfries with Redbull

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkirhv/somewhere_on_earth_someone_eats_their_frenchfries/ (StupidSamWasTaken)
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It's suddenly socially acceptable to smoke while working or in class.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkiqwm/its_suddenly_socially_acceptable_to_smoke_while/ (ma1nec00n)
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Most of us probably have had counterfeit money but never bothered to check.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkiqso/most_of_us_probably_have_had_counterfeit_money/ (SpatialPigeon)
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You never put more blind trust into a complete stranger than when you order a decaf coffee a night.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkipw4/you_never_put_more_blind_trust_into_a_complete/ (RedBeardedWhiskey)
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Almost everyone imagines a *blank* piece of paper when thinking of, or playing Rock Paper Scissors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkioem/almost_everyone_imagines_a_blank_piece_of_paper/ (cowboycosmic)
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Sports cars are the least capable cars for carrying sporting goods.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkio5h/sports_cars_are_the_least_capable_cars_for/ (churniglow)
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Humans willingly eat things we label as ‘junk’ or ‘trash’ food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkinqm/humans_willingly_eat_things_we_label_as_junk_or/ (whitetigerking)
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Mr.Bean is named Mr.Bean because a bean is a begetable and Mr.Bean is a vegetable himself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkin57/mrbean_is_named_mrbean_because_a_bean_is_a/ ([deleted])
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Having a purpose in life blinds you to other possible goals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkilux/having_a_purpose_in_life_blinds_you_to_other/ (churniglow)
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For those of us that always think we look unattractive in pictures...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkilbe/for_those_of_us_that_always_think_we_look/ (kristiann22)
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when you pay for things online, you’re basically sending them a decimal number

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkilal/when_you_pay_for_things_online_youre_basically/ (gcnHNYqvzB637fYQvQDt)
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Employees who work for large companies who advertise a lot are inadvertently made to think or work more often than others

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkiik4/employees_who_work_for_large_companies_who/ (lfcynwalfc)
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More friendships have been ended by Uno than by murder

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkihmq/more_friendships_have_been_ended_by_uno_than_by/ (ScarlettCEO)
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In movies the bad guys minions always look weak but that’s just because of the extremely overpowered hero fighting them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkihez/in_movies_the_bad_guys_minions_always_look_weak/ (R-SLASH-M)
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The game “2048” will most likely have a comeback in 28 years

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkigaj/the_game_2048_will_most_likely_have_a_comeback_in/ (BroBroBrayBray)
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Flys are getting quicker because the slow ones get smashed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkig5g/flys_are_getting_quicker_because_the_slow_ones/ (Professor_Plop)
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So most living rooms are designed around a central TV, future archeologist will find odd why the entire family will join together around an empty wall.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkifdr/so_most_living_rooms_are_designed_around_a/ (jeanpierrenc)
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As a straight guy it feels strange upon watching man on man but good for women on women. Hmmmmmm.........

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkiect/as_a_straight_guy_it_feels_strange_upon_watching/ (ssaurabh10403)
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Cow in future could deal with extreme changes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkie1t/cow_in_future_could_deal_with_extreme_changes/ (suprem3_d4d)
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You can always kill two birds with one stone - if you can count them before they hatch and all the eggs are in one basket

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkidl5/you_can_always_kill_two_birds_with_one_stone_if/ (Orendamusic)
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Bagels made in space will have identical top and bottom parts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkidhl/bagels_made_in_space_will_have_identical_top_and/ (raumerino)
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For entertainment that values limited distractions popcorn sure is a popular movie snack.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkica0/for_entertainment_that_values_limited/ (Roxaos)
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Extraterrestrials could already be here but so tiny in size we don't notice them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkibt9/extraterrestrials_could_already_be_here_but_so/ (rakkanoth)
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The "look, nobody’s wearing a mask" photos could be the next "look, nobody’s on their phone" photos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkibmc/the_look_nobodys_wearing_a_mask_photos_could_be/ (ExWeirdStuffPornstar)
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So many siblings would’ve been killed in the Wizards of Waverly Place universe due to the 1 family 1 wizard child rule.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gki8ns/so_many_siblings_wouldve_been_killed_in_the/ (mercurialzu)
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Everything a snake eats something, it deep throats it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gki8mz/everything_a_snake_eats_something_it_deep_throats/ ([deleted])
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The Simpsons weren’t trying to predict the future. They just made jokes about what they thought were impossibly absurd things, and we were too dumb to prevent them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gki6no/the_simpsons_werent_trying_to_predict_the_future/ (BreatheMyStink)
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Not everything that’s free is good

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gki5sd/not_everything_thats_free_is_good/ (usernamenotfound701)
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If mosquito bites weren't itchy, most of the world's population wouldn't even know their existence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gki5le/if_mosquito_bites_werent_itchy_most_of_the_worlds/ (spain_ftw)
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soup doesn’t need saliva to digest

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gki50d/soup_doesnt_need_saliva_to_digest/ (gcnHNYqvzB637fYQvQDt)
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Kangaroos are the richest animals as they have deep pockets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gki2cj/kangaroos_are_the_richest_animals_as_they_have/ (crazyjarvis)
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Wearing fingerless gloves makes you seem like a badass but wearing toeless socks has the opposite effect.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gki1tp/wearing_fingerless_gloves_makes_you_seem_like_a/ (MasterofCreamCheese)
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The sound of an inhale is a backwards h

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gki1rw/the_sound_of_an_inhale_is_a_backwards_h/ (ThingyThinger19)
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We've all been just slowly rotting off our bones since the day we were born.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gki1a0/weve_all_been_just_slowly_rotting_off_our_bones/ (OnyxRavens)
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The people who refuse to wear masks have no problem with tinfoil hats.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gki0gi/the_people_who_refuse_to_wear_masks_have_no/ (NRMusicProject)
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When you stop posting on social media you miss the dopamine and get depressed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gki0fs/when_you_stop_posting_on_social_media_you_miss/ (Iactuallyreaddit)
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Paying a random stranger because you want money seems stupid but that’s just the lottery

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gki0f3/paying_a_random_stranger_because_you_want_money/ (reddit-user-1000)
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Doomguy began slaughtering demons after they killed his bunny. Poor guy is stuck in permanent John Wick mode.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gki01d/doomguy_began_slaughtering_demons_after_they/ (FallenKnightGX)
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DC Comics, the Flash would probably make more money streaming video games for a job than any other career choice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkhylq/dc_comics_the_flash_would_probably_make_more/ (callmehgav)
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The behavior of the hardware is defined by the software.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkhy61/the_behavior_of_the_hardware_is_defined_by_the/ (PlaneCrashers)
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When you eat foreign food, you can imagine your poo is probably the same as theirs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkhxg1/when_you_eat_foreign_food_you_can_imagine_your/ (SkankHuntFortyTwoTwo)
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Neko girls might have the ass of a cat..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkhx1q/neko_girls_might_have_the_ass_of_a_cat/ (Livsabeast)
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Ladies, men have seen your butthole more than you ever will.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkhwn7/ladies_men_have_seen_your_butthole_more_than_you/ (Livsabeast)
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In Along Came Polly, Phillip Seymour Hoffman's character Sandy Lyle had to be based on Gary Busey

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkhwi9/in_along_came_polly_phillip_seymour_hoffmans/ (VicaragePubes)
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You can never love someone and be altruistic to them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkhw1l/you_can_never_love_someone_and_be_altruistic_to/ (-iamai-)
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Sometimes it is fun to be in the car

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkhv1v/sometimes_it_is_fun_to_be_in_the_car/ (Cocoaboat)
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When you drink fast running water (out of a sink) it tastes different from slow running water (out of a bottle), so speed is also a flavour.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkhup6/when_you_drink_fast_running_water_out_of_a_sink/ (Labkip28)
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There's a different between falling in love and getting horny

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkhumy/theres_a_different_between_falling_in_love_and/ (deppressed_weeeb)
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In games everything is made up of small squares, and in real life everything is made up of small balls.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkhucs/in_games_everything_is_made_up_of_small_squares/ (InkaOdia)
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If you lie enough, over and over no one will ever know what’s truly real or is truly fake.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkhu62/if_you_lie_enough_over_and_over_no_one_will_ever/ (TruthSeekingEye)
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When a man assaults a man, he's charged with assault. When a bully assaults an innocent child, it's "boys being boys".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkhu27/when_a_man_assaults_a_man_hes_charged_with/ ([deleted])
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You can’t stand backards on a staircase

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkhu1s/you_cant_stand_backards_on_a_staircase/ (UnknownNote)
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11:59 is always seen midnight, while 12 o’clock is usually seen as noon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkhsov/1159_is_always_seen_midnight_while_12_oclock_is/ (Yeet_Boi21)
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To be a mosquito, it has to take a lion's share of patience. Unlike other bloodsucking parasites that can go unnoticed while they feast, mosquitos are constantly swatted and shooed from their meals before they are done.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkhrl2/to_be_a_mosquito_it_has_to_take_a_lions_share_of/ (Dlofc)
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Physical rituals and dietary restrictions; veneration for the mentor and disdain for outsiders; Bodybuilding is a cult.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkhrkg/physical_rituals_and_dietary_restrictions/ (TRA157)
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"Dog" is an insult in (almost?) every language.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkhny2/dog_is_an_insult_in_almost_every_language/ (kkk-is-my-prey)
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Most of the human race derives their purpose from resources scarcity, without it many of us would suddenly lose the things that drive our daily lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkhn92/most_of_the_human_race_derives_their_purpose_from/ (chsavage)
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Court is the gulag of crimes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkhmno/court_is_the_gulag_of_crimes/ (mcqueen583)
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PeopIe that act charismatic and confident in games are only compensating for their social awkwardness IRL

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkhliz/peopie_that_act_charismatic_and_confident_in/ (egg_on_my_spaghet)
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The word "short" is longer than the word "long"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkhld3/the_word_short_is_longer_than_the_word_long/ (FriedPotatowithSalt)
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When two people kiss they create a long tube from butthole to butthole.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkhl57/when_two_people_kiss_they_create_a_long_tube_from/ (Smeaglle8)
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Zoo flamingos are the only un-caged zoo birds yet the don't fly away

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkhkwe/zoo_flamingos_are_the_only_uncaged_zoo_birds_yet/ (dhad1dahc)
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A therapist is a sad Life Coach.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkhjxs/a_therapist_is_a_sad_life_coach/ (G0LD3NVAG)
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Your body has a deep knowledge and understanding of advanced chemistry and physics, even if your brain doesn’t

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkhjq4/your_body_has_a_deep_knowledge_and_understanding/ (Fill-Chapo)
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Every country probably has ninjas, we only hear about Japanese ninjas because they such at their job.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkhild/every_country_probably_has_ninjas_we_only_hear/ (Tristanbaker)
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It's funny that our parents raised us to "not believe everything on the internet" yet, they're the ones that are **believing everything *they* read on the internet.**

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkhi8b/its_funny_that_our_parents_raised_us_to_not/ ([deleted])
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Life is a lit fuse and we are bombs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkhi44/life_is_a_lit_fuse_and_we_are_bombs/ (Mr_Mustacchi)
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The predecessors to the X wing and the TIE fighter in Star Wars were both from the same side

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkhhys/the_predecessors_to_the_x_wing_and_the_tie/ (c0ntraiL)
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when you donate money to prevent starvation in third world countries, most of the money goes towards feeding the charity workers than the actual people you’re trying to save

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkhhlg/when_you_donate_money_to_prevent_starvation_in/ (gcnHNYqvzB637fYQvQDt)
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When you work harder and make your life better, you are making the life of someone else worse

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkhhe0/when_you_work_harder_and_make_your_life_better/ (IMissFreedom)
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You can do better than okay and just fine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkhf84/you_can_do_better_than_okay_and_just_fine/ (anamethatsvisible)
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We live in a world of benign tumors looking to a malignant cancer for a cure.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkheuc/we_live_in_a_world_of_benign_tumors_looking_to_a/ (fleshandcolor)
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We express emotions through art and songs, but gain new emotions from them and express them again in art and songs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkhenj/we_express_emotions_through_art_and_songs_but/ (TheHolyAlpaca1)
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The first to eat and share fruit mustve had everyone behaving like our pets when we give them treats

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkhehg/the_first_to_eat_and_share_fruit_mustve_had/ (labambabeef21)
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People who don't want kids are kind because they don't want future generations to suffer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkhdak/people_who_dont_want_kids_are_kind_because_they/ (IMissFreedom)
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Screaming fuck during sex is the same as screaming parkour while doing parkour

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkhbs1/screaming_fuck_during_sex_is_the_same_as/ (ChewChewBado)
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In the not too distant future that new $3000 piece of technology you own will be worth $300.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkhbgd/in_the_not_too_distant_future_that_new_3000_piece/ (shazam7373)
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If we were destined to crash into the sun technically we’d have a bright future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkhb2t/if_we_were_destined_to_crash_into_the_sun/ (Lights-On-Bitch)
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Almost any vegetable with seeds (eggplants, cucumbers, zucchini, bell pepper) is botanically a fruit, but only tomatoes serve as the archetypal AcKshUaLLy a FrUiT

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkhan7/almost_any_vegetable_with_seeds_eggplants/ (trajayjay)
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The first modern Martians are probably going to be from Earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkhagg/the_first_modern_martians_are_probably_going_to/ (Fr0stman)
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Polyamory is a good way to combat homelessness, poverty and erectile dysfunction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkh96j/polyamory_is_a_good_way_to_combat_homelessness/ ([deleted])
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You can tell how comfortable someone is with an animal by how high they are willing to pick it up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkh8yh/you_can_tell_how_comfortable_someone_is_with_an/ (MBTshock)
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If a guy says that he has a huge penis, then in fact he has a small penis. If a guy says that he has a small penis, then he has an extremely small penis.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkh8eb/if_a_guy_says_that_he_has_a_huge_penis_then_in/ (IllBeFunnierNextTime)
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We’ve gone from ‘flattening the curve’ to ‘total shutdown until there’s a cure’

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkh82u/weve_gone_from_flattening_the_curve_to_total/ (The-Plauge-Dragon)
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There most be hundreds, maybe even thousands of people accidently and unknowingly turning the earth into a sandwhich

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkh7zw/there_most_be_hundreds_maybe_even_thousands_of/ (ToddMcKnight123)
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We spend more money figuring out ways to kill people than we do trying to save them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkh7v2/we_spend_more_money_figuring_out_ways_to_kill/ (VerbotenPublish)
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When you’re cutting the corners off a square you’re actually making more corners.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkh7ty/when_youre_cutting_the_corners_off_a_square_youre/ (xvtilburg)
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We are all islanders...if you zoom out far enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkh7o3/we_are_all_islandersif_you_zoom_out_far_enough/ (rabidmongoose15)
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The scariest parts of mannequins are their eyes and faces, but that doesn't make the ones without heads any better.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkh6p2/the_scariest_parts_of_mannequins_are_their_eyes/ (skepticaljesus)
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Insane to think flowers have evolved to be sexy to bees more than to other flowers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkh5az/insane_to_think_flowers_have_evolved_to_be_sexy/ (peteonthebeat_)
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If the roles were reversed coleen would have been crucified.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkh53u/if_the_roles_were_reversed_coleen_would_have_been/ (BasicRedditor1997)
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Given the amount of pebbles that exist on Earth, there are probably 2 pebbles that are milimetrically identical, but they will never meet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkh4kh/given_the_amount_of_pebbles_that_exist_on_earth/ (goiabada_de_goiaba)
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Every landmass is an island.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkh3ii/every_landmass_is_an_island/ (NickySmithFromPGH)
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No one is actually "Born Ready"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkh1ye/no_one_is_actually_born_ready/ (B3ATSCRATCHER)
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When educated parents have less children, more children will be born in broken families

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkh156/when_educated_parents_have_less_children_more/ (IMissFreedom)
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Sometimes, putting on the sports bra is the whole workout.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkh0m4/sometimes_putting_on_the_sports_bra_is_the_whole/ (Momma_Bear_100)
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Corn goes in chewed but comes out un-chewed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkh0ep/corn_goes_in_chewed_but_comes_out_unchewed/ (RumblesKC)
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Printers refusing to print in black and white because a color ink cartridge is empty is the biggest fuck you there is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkh09v/printers_refusing_to_print_in_black_and_white/ (moneybot13)
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Instead of Regretting Their Jobs, Some People Will Consider Their Return to Work a Paid Vacation from Their Family

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkgz86/instead_of_regretting_their_jobs_some_people_will/ (InsideTraitor)
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If you have a big penis, chances are some of the women on your mother’s and/or father’s side are size queens...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkgyx7/if_you_have_a_big_penis_chances_are_some_of_the/ (bdpthrowaway0000)
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One thing men love are dogs. One thing women love are chocolates. Even when not related to other women, women still like things that can destroy things men love.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkgxl2/one_thing_men_love_are_dogs_one_thing_women_love/ ([deleted])
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I’d rather die young than live to see the day when Bill Nye the Science Guy dies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkgxkj/id_rather_die_young_than_live_to_see_the_day_when/ (Starr_Struckk)
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If you look at anything in any room, you know what it feels like to lick it, even if you have never licked it before

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkgxi0/if_you_look_at_anything_in_any_room_you_know_what/ (AverageAvenue)
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Your browser history is the closest someone else can get to know what you really are without reading your mind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkgv4f/your_browser_history_is_the_closest_someone_else/ (oauth20)
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It's amazing how in games like overwatch all the healing can heal both humans and machines

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkgu9i/its_amazing_how_in_games_like_overwatch_all_the/ (chonick1)
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The thought of being haunted by a ghost is way scarier when you realize that you can’t reasonably talk about it or trust your own judgement, ideas or anything you see.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkgtrm/the_thought_of_being_haunted_by_a_ghost_is_way/ (oitisthecow)
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Mashed potatoes is a fancy way of saying Potato sauce

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkgt9z/mashed_potatoes_is_a_fancy_way_of_saying_potato/ (LemmingRus)
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Nobody has ever seen an 18-wheeler with no trailer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkgst1/nobody_has_ever_seen_an_18wheeler_with_no_trailer/ ([deleted])
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At some point in prehistory, someone squeezed a cow's udders to see what would happen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkgs7z/at_some_point_in_prehistory_someone_squeezed_a/ (bored_messiah)
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You've become used of the constant moistness of your underwear

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkgqz5/youve_become_used_of_the_constant_moistness_of/ (potatoebandee)
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We have been calling it a "high five" for forty three years when its actually a high ten

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkgqh2/we_have_been_calling_it_a_high_five_for_forty/ (imj23)
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The perception of whether you’re an “idiot” or “don’t give an f” is based on whether or not someone likes you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkgqe2/the_perception_of_whether_youre_an_idiot_or_dont/ (SipSlipperySalmonSon)
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Original pringles tastes like raw spaghetti.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkgnss/original_pringles_tastes_like_raw_spaghetti/ (DUBSWAG02)
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Peoples taste in music probably changed because you can't twerk to Mozart

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkgncq/peoples_taste_in_music_probably_changed_because/ ([deleted])
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Rich people ask for donations more than poor people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkgnc5/rich_people_ask_for_donations_more_than_poor/ ([deleted])
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Spider-Man the Web Eater

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkgn62/spiderman_the_web_eater/ (Ruben13576)
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Flamethrowers are poor weapons to use against robots.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkgidk/flamethrowers_are_poor_weapons_to_use_against/ (douggold11)
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Most hitmen are probably not sleek trained killers as seen in films but instead drug addicts working to feed their addiction

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkgh7l/most_hitmen_are_probably_not_sleek_trained/ (wyzo94)
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Most introductory classes in university aren't introductory

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkggpr/most_introductory_classes_in_university_arent/ (IMissFreedom)
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The food goes in tasty and delicious but comes out smelling like crap.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkgcsz/the_food_goes_in_tasty_and_delicious_but_comes/ (cyclopropagative)
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Everyone's always talking about hand-eye-coordination, no one ever mentions hand-mouth-coordination

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkgcs1/everyones_always_talking_about/ (Aidsmanok)
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If you are reading NEWS, you are actually reading what's happening to your North, East, West and South.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkgcbf/if_you_are_reading_news_you_are_actually_reading/ (shaubham_pan97)
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Oil is actually very sticky

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkg9lx/oil_is_actually_very_sticky/ (KingAnidem)
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If there was an option on phone menus to make the robo-voice play at 2x speed it would probably lead to significantly higher customer satisfaction rates.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkg7ye/if_there_was_an_option_on_phone_menus_to_make_the/ (shaunbaran)
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Terror and horror are bad. Terrible and horrible are also bad, yet terrific is the opposite of horrific.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkg7qd/terror_and_horror_are_bad_terrible_and_horrible/ (TristanLennon)
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If you place a map on the world flat on the ground, there will be a point on the map that is in the exact location it is representing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkg7az/if_you_place_a_map_on_the_world_flat_on_the/ (Huomenna)
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If (and when) office spaces open back up, the last thing anyone will want to do is open the communal refrigerator.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkg6to/if_and_when_office_spaces_open_back_up_the_last/ (booooooooooooooourns)
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We're all leveling up our "radio voice" as we learn to enunciate through a muffling mask

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkg4y7/were_all_leveling_up_our_radio_voice_as_we_learn/ (TotallyHumanPerson)
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In order to rickroll someone, you have to rickroll yourself to retrieve the link

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkg4u1/in_order_to_rickroll_someone_you_have_to_rickroll/ (magicalhobo22)
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Furbies have eyes placed at the front of their heads, which implies they have evolved to be predators.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkg2jt/furbies_have_eyes_placed_at_the_front_of_their/ (willuska)
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If necessity is the mother of invention, then laziness must be the father.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkg2h0/if_necessity_is_the_mother_of_invention_then/ (mentu1)
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Minion's genders are determined by their number of eyeballs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkg0lg/minions_genders_are_determined_by_their_number_of/ (Redstoneminer68)
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Platypuses are reverse beavers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkg0id/platypuses_are_reverse_beavers/ (Works4Demons)
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Instead of using a password generator app, you can just scavange old routers and use the password from the back of them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkg0ai/instead_of_using_a_password_generator_app_you_can/ (NonexistantChip)
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If McDonald's has really served "billions" of people, a good percentage are probably dead

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkfzu1/if_mcdonalds_has_really_served_billions_of_people/ (xtadr64bit)
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When 2 people kiss, they make a long tube from butthole to butthole.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkfxr0/when_2_people_kiss_they_make_a_long_tube_from/ (kfkdkdmrdk)
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The Jedi are proof that bringing a sword to a gunfight isn’t always a bad thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkfxj0/the_jedi_are_proof_that_bringing_a_sword_to_a/ (Finlay1308)
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You can't really know what's on the mind of a mammal animal, but yawning and stretching probably gives them the same chilling feeling as it gives to humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkfxf6/you_cant_really_know_whats_on_the_mind_of_a/ (Dolphinous)
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By going into the past to steal the Infinity Stones, Tony and the gang become the Pre-vengers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkfwzp/by_going_into_the_past_to_steal_the_infinity/ (zaggnutt)
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Confetti is exciting not because it’s celebratory, but because someone is willing to make a huge mess and then clean it up just for you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkfwbk/confetti_is_exciting_not_because_its_celebratory/ (LordJack225Pig)
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Soon no one will know that “start” and “select” buttons existed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkfvst/soon_no_one_will_know_that_start_and_select/ (rojiv)
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When people hear ghosts, it's just the sound of ghosts messing up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkfvjy/when_people_hear_ghosts_its_just_the_sound_of/ (Lammian)
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Henry VIII created a whole religion just to divorce his wife

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkfva9/henry_viii_created_a_whole_religion_just_to/ (OptimusRatchet)
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Everyone remembers the classic movies of yesteryear, but there were countless amounts of awful movies that nobody talks about.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkfv9b/everyone_remembers_the_classic_movies_of/ (Hkr0067)
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Having a boner is just your dick going super saiyan

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkfv1e/having_a_boner_is_just_your_dick_going_super/ (Tiriiosh_aka_cancer)
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It’s pretty hypocritical of a license plate to say “Live Free or Die” when you’ve given all of your information to the government and pay yearly to have the privilege of driving your own vehicle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkfuxm/its_pretty_hypocritical_of_a_license_plate_to_say/ (shiphop101)
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One hundred nuclear reactor accidents in 60 years have turned people against nuclear power, but thousands of oil spills in a single year is totally fine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkfuvr/one_hundred_nuclear_reactor_accidents_in_60_years/ (Wajirock)
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Eating a chicken omelette is eating a mother and child at the same time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkfuk7/eating_a_chicken_omelette_is_eating_a_mother_and/ (free_a_nipper)
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Henry VII created a whole religion just to divorce his wife

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkfu2o/henry_vii_created_a_whole_religion_just_to/ ([deleted])
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When people are buying homes they probably don't think of all the times people farted in them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkftt6/when_people_are_buying_homes_they_probably_dont/ (MeetYourMarioMaker)
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The toys from toy story probably had to watch Andy jerk off and they wouldn’t be able to move they would have to just sit and watch

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkftp0/the_toys_from_toy_story_probably_had_to_watch/ (iplayzfordayz)
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if you water water it grows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkfsw9/if_you_water_water_it_grows/ (fishyphoenix25)
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Some animals will never know that other animals exsist. Exemple: a lion will never know that blue whale is an animal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkfspr/some_animals_will_never_know_that_other_animals/ (yobomomo123)
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Farting is technically the same as shitting yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkfskl/farting_is_technically_the_same_as_shitting/ ([deleted])
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Graduation gifts are like the area in a video game where the developers give you lots of health and ammo pickups right before you’re about to face a boss who will probably destroy you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkfsiv/graduation_gifts_are_like_the_area_in_a_video/ ([deleted])
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Nothing ruins a meal more than either biting your tongue or burning it on the first bite.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkfrrv/nothing_ruins_a_meal_more_than_either_biting_your/ (Fogliar)
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Social media and bio pics rarely show someone *less* fit than they are in real life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkfp42/social_media_and_bio_pics_rarely_show_someone/ (Ahelsinger)
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The young you is actually the old you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkfop1/the_young_you_is_actually_the_old_you/ (CRefice)
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Having nice hair only shows how well you can take care of something that's already dead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkfn76/having_nice_hair_only_shows_how_well_you_can_take/ (AbbEli)
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If we had wars in space we would still be using projectiles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkflfo/if_we_had_wars_in_space_we_would_still_be_using/ (GLITCHEDMATRIX)
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All carnivores that eat herbivores are omnivores.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkfl6i/all_carnivores_that_eat_herbivores_are_omnivores/ (dragonwarrior949)
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One day, the keyboard and mouse may be seen as an archaic type of input.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkfk58/one_day_the_keyboard_and_mouse_may_be_seen_as_an/ (Glass_Force)
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In the bee movie when barrys dad was telling him places to sting someone, he basically encouraging his sons sucide

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkfjn3/in_the_bee_movie_when_barrys_dad_was_telling_him/ (minecraftboyyyy)
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Most PowerPoint presentations are so boring that they have no power nor a point.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkfj21/most_powerpoint_presentations_are_so_boring_that/ (Ljosmyndun)
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We all somehow guess the company’s abbreviations more than once.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkfgkq/we_all_somehow_guess_the_companys_abbreviations/ (RomanGabe)
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In games where you have to restart when you die, all other NPCs would see you having an absolutely perfect life, not dying even after 40 missions, and making every jump, etc..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkffnp/in_games_where_you_have_to_restart_when_you_die/ (Parziivel)
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Chicken's are more of a threat to humans dead than they are alive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkfffw/chickens_are_more_of_a_threat_to_humans_dead_than/ (Mydingushertz)
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The difference between science and just messing around is note taking

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkfdrh/the_difference_between_science_and_just_messing/ (RudyChristina7)
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Vaping has really opened people's eyes on how far and wide someone's breath can travel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkfd17/vaping_has_really_opened_peoples_eyes_on_how_far/ (Iansheng)
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In 60 years, elders who game won't be a surprise anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkfcck/in_60_years_elders_who_game_wont_be_a_surprise/ (defilbiroea)
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A single lifetime could be a lot cooler if it didn’t happen in chronological order like some movie franchises.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkf9no/a_single_lifetime_could_be_a_lot_cooler_if_it/ (carlazuzcnn10)
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It is impossible to honestly claim that you’re the most humble person in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkf9is/it_is_impossible_to_honestly_claim_that_youre_the/ (Uberlivion)
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Social media would have ruined prohibition speakeasies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkf8yh/social_media_would_have_ruined_prohibition/ (brayshizzle)
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Some of the world is having a very "Leeeeroy Jennnkins!" moment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkf754/some_of_the_world_is_having_a_very_leeeeroy/ (blendergremlin)
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'The Karate Kid' taught a whole generation of people how to create swirl marks on their cars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkf5g1/the_karate_kid_taught_a_whole_generation_of/ (McDroney)
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The opening notes to Whole Lotta Rosie by AC/DC are A-C-D-C

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkf500/the_opening_notes_to_whole_lotta_rosie_by_acdc/ (redditandguitar)
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Not covering your nose when wearing a face masks is literally a statement that you're a mouthbreather.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkf4aw/not_covering_your_nose_when_wearing_a_face_masks/ (mytittsarecalmok)
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If you blow 'hooo' out of your mouth, cold air comes out. If you blow 'haaa' hot air comes out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkf40z/if_you_blow_hooo_out_of_your_mouth_cold_air_comes/ ([deleted])
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The actors who made Cheers must have had to go pee on-set constantly, because they were sipping those mugs of fake beer for the whole workday.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkf3x5/the_actors_who_made_cheers_must_have_had_to_go/ (serenity78)
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In the future their will be very few people who were born in the 1900 that are still alive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkf3a5/in_the_future_their_will_be_very_few_people_who/ (Robotcheese4)
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Nurse fantasies must have lost a bit of popularity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkf2qf/nurse_fantasies_must_have_lost_a_bit_of_popularity/ (KubrickIsMyCopilot)
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The closer you get to a lit lamp the bigger your shadows grow behind you. That's it. That's life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkf2nz/the_closer_you_get_to_a_lit_lamp_the_bigger_your/ (Underworld_Trash)
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In the first Fast and the Furious movie, the Semi truck that was hijacked was full of VCR players

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkf2lu/in_the_first_fast_and_the_furious_movie_the_semi/ ([deleted])
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Boomers complained that their parents were too involved in their lives, boomers' children complain that their parents weren't involved enough in their lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkf21l/boomers_complained_that_their_parents_were_too/ (PMmesushipics)
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Having a massive dick sounds much better than being a massive dick.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkf1mw/having_a_massive_dick_sounds_much_better_than/ (ICreepvideos)
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A vampire who had Situs Inversus (all the organs are on the opposite side) would probably be a lot more deadly than a regular vampire

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkf15p/a_vampire_who_had_situs_inversus_all_the_organs/ (JonOfNoTrades)
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It won’t be long before Students start citing tweets from important figures as sources in History essays.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkf024/it_wont_be_long_before_students_start_citing/ (spoon_jar)
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All light sources on TV and in games are also light sources irl

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkezzf/all_light_sources_on_tv_and_in_games_are_also/ (YU5AKU)
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"Super natural" has the opposite meaning of "supernatural."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkeyjx/super_natural_has_the_opposite_meaning_of/ (poorfolkbows)
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You miss out on thousands of stories, songs and jokes just because they are in a language you don't understand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkewh9/you_miss_out_on_thousands_of_stories_songs_and/ (Craezyy)
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Flipping an Airpods capsule closed after pulling out an AirPod has a similar satisfaction as closing a Zippo.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkewdz/flipping_an_airpods_capsule_closed_after_pulling/ (Y0Bae)
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Vegans can’t use petrol because it’s made of dead dinosaurs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkevzm/vegans_cant_use_petrol_because_its_made_of_dead/ (gandharvnagrani)
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The renaissance would not of happened without the fall of Rome.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkerb0/the_renaissance_would_not_of_happened_without_the/ (speakeasy518)
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If you tell a carpenter how to build a house, its constructive criticism.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gker8b/if_you_tell_a_carpenter_how_to_build_a_house_its/ (DrDrexanPhd)
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At Hogwarts the images and pages of the porn magazines must move on its own.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gker4k/at_hogwarts_the_images_and_pages_of_the_porn/ (TexFM)
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A writing system with only two characters is possible, but impractical. A writing system with millions of different characters for every word and declension is also possible but impractical. Somewhere in between there's just a nice zone that humans can work with

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkepxf/a_writing_system_with_only_two_characters_is/ (AxialGem)
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Ive been cleaning myself pretty good

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkenk1/ive_been_cleaning_myself_pretty_good/ (1606Ty)
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If WWIII doesn't happen anytime soon, it might be the battle against AI and humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gken8i/if_wwiii_doesnt_happen_anytime_soon_it_might_be/ (attemptnumber58)
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Since the green wavelength travels far under water, a lot of spells would probably look like the killing curse 30+ feet underwater

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkemn8/since_the_green_wavelength_travels_far_under/ (Doodle_Dragon)
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Domestic tortoises probably think of us as the untrainable pets that they fall in love with and have to give up when we get too old.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkemdq/domestic_tortoises_probably_think_of_us_as_the/ (MississippiJoel)
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Food is responsible for literally all of humanities accomplishments.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkem6u/food_is_responsible_for_literally_all_of/ ([deleted])
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A house made from mud bricks is an Adobe abode.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkej8o/a_house_made_from_mud_bricks_is_an_adobe_abode/ (Harmacc)
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In messaging apps, there’s no reason for texts from yourself to be on the right and texts from somebody else to be on the left, but it would feel wrong any other way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkehqw/in_messaging_apps_theres_no_reason_for_texts_from/ (MalicousMonkey)
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We all know what our faces look like super well, and our friends know too. We all know what our own boobs look like super well, but most of our friends have no idea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkehc8/we_all_know_what_our_faces_look_like_super_well/ (Arctass)
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Pooping your pants in public as an adult is scary.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkeh7n/pooping_your_pants_in_public_as_an_adult_is_scary/ ([deleted])
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Rick Astley probably can't search himself on the internet without getting Rick Rolled countless times

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkefsg/rick_astley_probably_cant_search_himself_on_the/ (therealgold55)
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When the Wicked Witch melted it would've been a lot more convenient if she rode a mop instead of a broom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkefgp/when_the_wicked_witch_melted_it_wouldve_been_a/ (bhaggith)
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Cars have great feet-eye coordination.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkeetk/cars_have_great_feeteye_coordination/ ([deleted])
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Both syllables of Hershey are female.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkednh/both_syllables_of_hershey_are_female/ (soifdevivre)
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Thumbs are virtually never used when finger-blasting anyone or anything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkebfd/thumbs_are_virtually_never_used_when/ (Benvolio_Manqueef)
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The roof of your mouth is more like a ceiling than a roof.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gke7j8/the_roof_of_your_mouth_is_more_like_a_ceiling/ (reachout_touchspace)
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Maybe the reason Queen Elizabeth II has lived so suspiciously long is that they keep replacing her, like the school hamster, and we haven't cottoned on yet...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gke7hs/maybe_the_reason_queen_elizabeth_ii_has_lived_so/ (KrocCamen)
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You know you had good parents who worked really hard when you didn't realize you were poor growing up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gke6op/you_know_you_had_good_parents_who_worked_really/ (scribbles33)
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Oldies have two moods. Either they are happy or they are asleep. Being old is cool.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gke41l/oldies_have_two_moods_either_they_are_happy_or/ (atharva66)
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Bob the tomato is technically a fruit, not a vegetable. So veggie tales is a lie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gke1rl/bob_the_tomato_is_technically_a_fruit_not_a/ (albino_child)
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There are people born in 2000 who are closer to 40 than birth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gke136/there_are_people_born_in_2000_who_are_closer_to/ (homeslice234)
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Getting your Damage Deposit back always feels like you got away with something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gke0zm/getting_your_damage_deposit_back_always_feels/ (AvalieV)
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If you water water, it grows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gke07g/if_you_water_water_it_grows/ (0nlycomedy)
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Seeing bright light just lowers the resolution settings for humans when our cilliry muscles constrict

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkdzow/seeing_bright_light_just_lowers_the_resolution/ (totally_not_elon69)
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Most medicinal eyedrops are only made for practising trying to get an actual one in your eye without blinking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkdyp7/most_medicinal_eyedrops_are_only_made_for/ (totally_not_elon69)
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Mario must be super rich considering all the coins he’s collected and never spent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkdylp/mario_must_be_super_rich_considering_all_the/ ([deleted])
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Wonder if ghosts bump into each other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkdy0m/wonder_if_ghosts_bump_into_each_other/ (Dan0Steel)
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Pet birthdays have to be the trippiest experience for the pet. Suddenly everyone loves you, gives you good food, tons of attention. The next day there’s nothing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkdx2s/pet_birthdays_have_to_be_the_trippiest_experience/ (ArtesianYelling)
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For his neutral special, he wields a gun.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkdvgs/for_his_neutral_special_he_wields_a_gun/ (eggo-wafle)
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Doras not a explorer because all her adventures are mapped

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkdvg3/doras_not_a_explorer_because_all_her_adventures/ (flamingpiggy)
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Wikipedia is a site where nerds create articles and correct each other

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkduh3/wikipedia_is_a_site_where_nerds_create_articles/ (XLilPumpkinX)
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Seeing bright light just lowers the human eye resolution.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkdu9b/seeing_bright_light_just_lowers_the_human_eye/ ([deleted])
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Factually and historically speaking, a computer mouse using bluetooth is tail-less.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkdray/factually_and_historically_speaking_a_computer/ (Staters)
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Most jobs are hand jobs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkdq2o/most_jobs_are_hand_jobs/ (lions-n-tigers)
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one of the world’s biggest paradoxes is that there seem to be more people way above averagely selfish, than there are way below averagely selfish.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkdpww/one_of_the_worlds_biggest_paradoxes_is_that_there/ (Breeze_in_the_Trees)
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Protests are the ultimate form of peer pressure.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkdpue/protests_are_the_ultimate_form_of_peer_pressure/ (ybn_abc)
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Considering Schrödinger was working with poison and radioactive materials he was simultaneously dead and alive to his cat until he opened the box.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkdpkb/considering_schrödinger_was_working_with_poison/ (2073521)
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Payday is no different to any other day if you budget correctly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkdp5b/payday_is_no_different_to_any_other_day_if_you/ (PaulPogbaonReddit)
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If you water water it grows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkdobg/if_you_water_water_it_grows/ (OttoManSatire)
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Actors are told to “break a leg” because you can’t have a show without a cast

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkdmps/actors_are_told_to_break_a_leg_because_you_cant/ (Ryrylx)
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Going to bed at 11:00 and waking up at 7:00 is 8 hours of sleep, but going to bed at 7:00 and waking up at 11:00 is double.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkdmp4/going_to_bed_at_1100_and_waking_up_at_700_is_8/ ([deleted])
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If you are happy enough you can listen to almost any kind of music.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkdm6m/if_you_are_happy_enough_you_can_listen_to_almost/ (lazyorbiter)
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The fast talk at the end of commercials probably make people more suspicious than if they were to talk slowly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkdlvq/the_fast_talk_at_the_end_of_commercials_probably/ (AkivaE)
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We are the only species that drink milk long after it’s required, as well as the only species which drinks milk directly from another species regularly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkdihg/we_are_the_only_species_that_drink_milk_long/ (allisinwnderland)
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Next generation of parents will be the first one to not demonize videogames and technology

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkdhv9/next_generation_of_parents_will_be_the_first_one/ (Charlie535353)
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We think people in the early 20th century were grim and solemn because that's how they looked in early photographs. Maybe future people will assume that early 21st century people actually were as flawless and Instagram-fabulous as they look in old photographs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkdhi3/we_think_people_in_the_early_20th_century_were/ (takaperoinen-miete)
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People who get joy from helping others do nice things to benefit themselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkdfyc/people_who_get_joy_from_helping_others_do_nice/ (Jish_Swish)
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People complain about working and life in general being awful but yet keep procreating

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkdeu4/people_complain_about_working_and_life_in_general/ (s0angelic)
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You spend your whole life gathering guests for your funeral

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkde02/you_spend_your_whole_life_gathering_guests_for/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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We are the only species that pay to live on earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkddy9/we_are_the_only_species_that_pay_to_live_on_earth/ (peanutspreader62)
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You could’ve unknowingly passed many spies in disguise that you just never knew because they are that good

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkddw6/you_couldve_unknowingly_passed_many_spies_in/ (ImAWoolyMammoth)
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When you water water, there's a 100% chance it'll grow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkdcb0/when_you_water_water_theres_a_100_chance_itll_grow/ (z_Elektrisk_z)
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You could see people as shitty robots or robots as shitty people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkdc64/you_could_see_people_as_shitty_robots_or_robots/ (helium_ego)
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Neuralink will eventually make the human brain partly man made

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkdaeh/neuralink_will_eventually_make_the_human_brain/ (EJTheFreakingDJ)
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Every peice of text is a combination of 26 figures

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkda2z/every_peice_of_text_is_a_combination_of_26_figures/ (loopylazy77)
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There are no compelling reasons for advanced extraterrestrial life beyond Earth to either reveal themselves to Homo Sapiens sapiens or even contact humans at all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkd9rh/there_are_no_compelling_reasons_for_advanced/ (AnakinWayneII)
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Thousands of people are probably missing their outside cats, afraid that they were killed but in reality someone else just took them thinking the cat was a stray.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkd999/thousands_of_people_are_probably_missing_their/ (tiresome-tree-hugger)
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At one point In our lives we were exactly π years old.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkd83p/at_one_point_in_our_lives_we_were_exactly_π_years/ (loopylazy77)
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The choice you make in "rock, paper, scissors" doesn't change wether you're trying to win or to lose.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkd83d/the_choice_you_make_in_rock_paper_scissors_doesnt/ (ASlightlyAngryDuck)
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E-cigarets, which were made to help people stop smoking, are more dangerous than actual cigarettes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkd7r0/ecigarets_which_were_made_to_help_people_stop/ ([deleted])
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It seems that dogs have every fetish

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkd72e/it_seems_that_dogs_have_every_fetish/ (DUBZBOI)
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Haunts, Ghosts, and Spooks are all the same thing, but being Haunted, Ghosted, and Spooked are all very different things

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkd63n/haunts_ghosts_and_spooks_are_all_the_same_thing/ (unethical_goose)
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F is аlsо for friеnds who cannot do stuff tоgethеr.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkd5zu/f_is_аlsо_for_friеnds_who_cannot_do_stuff_tоgethеr/ (DarkWarrior137)
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If you imagine a higher intelligence, you are that intelligent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkd5kd/if_you_imagine_a_higher_intelligence_you_are_that/ (EJTheFreakingDJ)
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We drink the milk of a creature who's milk we steal from its young calf, then we kill the mother and child, then we put a picture of the deceased on our milk cartons and oh sometimes also pictures of our own missing child

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkd4p8/we_drink_the_milk_of_a_creature_whos_milk_we/ (skandinsky)
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In the world of dogs, Balto is a billionaire.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkd3w7/in_the_world_of_dogs_balto_is_a_billionaire/ (The_Tell_Tale_Heart)
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The internet is becoming aware of itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkd3r2/the_internet_is_becoming_aware_of_itself/ (Tbagyogrill)
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The quote “an eye for an eye makes the world go blind” would make a lot more sense in a world of cyclops

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkd3kd/the_quote_an_eye_for_an_eye_makes_the_world_go/ (my-pp-el-fuego)
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Every movie can film noir if you change your brightness settings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkd3fo/every_movie_can_film_noir_if_you_change_your/ (PanDimensionalMouse)
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Nobody really buys magnets, they just kind of appear on your fridge and stay there

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkd2ts/nobody_really_buys_magnets_they_just_kind_of/ (LilyH27)
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Nobody cares about ‘no shirts no shoes no service’ but people are losing their minds about ‘no mask no service’

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkd27x/nobody_cares_about_no_shirts_no_shoes_no_service/ (B1SH0P11)
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At exactly 7:17 pm you are 69420 seconds through the day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkd1j8/at_exactly_717_pm_you_are_69420_seconds_through/ (Tmabsout)
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It's funny how Attractive People preach "Love Yourself" just for them to make Ugly people stay Ugly so they can maintain to capitalize on them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkd147/its_funny_how_attractive_people_preach_love/ (flickbreeze2003)
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If someone said ‘I take things litterally’ he is either a thief, or he is lying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkd09f/if_someone_said_i_take_things_litterally_he_is/ (Hapcoool)
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We buy really expensive clothes to wear, in hopes we can take them off with someone else

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkd07v/we_buy_really_expensive_clothes_to_wear_in_hopes/ (MagnusLuctus)
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RPG videogames probably benefited the work ethic of the last couple of generations by teaching the value of grinding away at a task until you’re excellent at it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkd05d/rpg_videogames_probably_benefited_the_work_ethic/ (Xander_Cloud)
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Australian accent is the Texan accent of the British accent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkczym/australian_accent_is_the_texan_accent_of_the/ (PapaStalin1949)
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Bottoms up when we’re drinking. Bottoms down when we’re drunk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkczox/bottoms_up_when_were_drinking_bottoms_down_when/ (keltoy1549)
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The colors of a beautiful day are beautiful only because it's what we are use to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkcyfg/the_colors_of_a_beautiful_day_are_beautiful_only/ (David_Diron)
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In Yoda’s most famous line, “Do or do not, there is no try” he doesn’t even speak backwards

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkcy0h/in_yodas_most_famous_line_do_or_do_not_there_is/ (unethical_goose)
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Bees are sex workers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkcwgu/bees_are_sex_workers/ (alt-tuna)
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Nobody is safe or comfortable, once the moths come out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkcs6w/nobody_is_safe_or_comfortable_once_the_moths_come/ (Everydaybadnews)
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Too many people are judging people for judging people online.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkcrrx/too_many_people_are_judging_people_for_judging/ (shannonlee603)
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If you back-track after you get side-tracked, you'll eventually be on the right track.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkcoje/if_you_backtrack_after_you_get_sidetracked_youll/ (Yay_for_Pickles)
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In the future we will see Raves in elderly homes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkcohm/in_the_future_we_will_see_raves_in_elderly_homes/ (Konstantin_G_Fahr)
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You cheat on a diet but it just makes you fat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkcodp/you_cheat_on_a_diet_but_it_just_makes_you_fat/ (whyrustaring)
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Our skin from the inside doesn't care about the 37 degrees body temperature, but gets annoyed by anything above 20 on the outside.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkco6e/our_skin_from_the_inside_doesnt_care_about_the_37/ (Varactor797)
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It makes perfect sense to make requirements for having kids

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkcntu/it_makes_perfect_sense_to_make_requirements_for/ (shittersfull244)
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If we let Min/Max videogamers run the world, we would probably end world hunger in a week.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkcnpj/if_we_let_minmax_videogamers_run_the_world_we/ (IEC21)
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People feel obligated to lie to you when you're a child and when you're dead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkcnlg/people_feel_obligated_to_lie_to_you_when_youre_a/ (flickbreeze2003)
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The thought of us being alone in the entire universe is a hell of a lot scarier than the thought that we're not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkcnj1/the_thought_of_us_being_alone_in_the_entire/ (keepitcivilized)
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For AI to truly understand emotions it will have to develop and expereince them and its lack of pride will not stop it from doing so making it inevitable on its logical path to knowledge.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkcmpm/for_ai_to_truly_understand_emotions_it_will_have/ (zombiere4)
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We went from “Not everything on the Internet is real.” to “Not everything on the Internet is fake”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkcmo5/we_went_from_not_everything_on_the_internet_is/ (AskMeIfImIT)
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You never see an adult drink apple juice in public

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkcmm1/you_never_see_an_adult_drink_apple_juice_in_public/ (ThrowRA407)
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At sometime somewhere, there was a creature that was the first to sneeze twice in a row.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkcmg2/at_sometime_somewhere_there_was_a_creature_that/ (Rustey_Shackleford)
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Modern life is loving something when you're younger, being embarrassed by it later, and then being nostalgic and loving it again when you're older

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkcjq3/modern_life_is_loving_something_when_youre/ (GetMrBeaned)
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Pharmacy wait times are a marketing ploy to get you to shop at the store.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkchly/pharmacy_wait_times_are_a_marketing_ploy_to_get/ (ourpropaganda)
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The story of Goldilocks and the three bears probably originated as a role-reversing satire about incidents of bears breaking into people’s houses while they were away and doing crazy stuff.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkchhj/the_story_of_goldilocks_and_the_three_bears/ (jsilvy)
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The profit margins for a retail business are proportionate the ornamentation of their packaging.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkcgq9/the_profit_margins_for_a_retail_business_are/ (grydes)
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It’s so awkward walking back after you bowl in bowling when it shouldn’t be.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkcesq/its_so_awkward_walking_back_after_you_bowl_in/ (lex3030)
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When we do start going back to events it's going to be at the Purel Center, Angelsoft Pavilion and the Lysol Wipes Arena

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkce3n/when_we_do_start_going_back_to_events_its_going/ (safetymeetingcaptain)
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Fist bumping is the opposite of handshaking when it comes to showing you're unarmed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkcdkt/fist_bumping_is_the_opposite_of_handshaking_when/ (mrcpu)
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The most delicious food hasn't been discovered yet. We won't even know, if it is discovered.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkcdjx/the_most_delicious_food_hasnt_been_discovered_yet/ (KarEnemy)
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We spend billions each year to make a bunch of dead cells on our heads look good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkccg3/we_spend_billions_each_year_to_make_a_bunch_of/ (TBrain5874)
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Winning a Grammy: Humans getting a piece of metal for vibrating air in a specific pattern.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkcbpv/winning_a_grammy_humans_getting_a_piece_of_metal/ (Pro-Redditor25)
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Although they are about murder and crime, TV shows about police investigation are one of the lightest kind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkcaj0/although_they_are_about_murder_and_crime_tv_shows/ ([deleted])
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Your job pays for your travel expenses to and from work

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkc9ty/your_job_pays_for_your_travel_expenses_to_and/ (redneckvet)
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If animals could talk, we'd probably get into arguments with our pets and love them less.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkc9ib/if_animals_could_talk_wed_probably_get_into/ (SnoodleBooper)
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Queen Elizabeth probably doesn’t have a driver’s license.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkc9bd/queen_elizabeth_probably_doesnt_have_a_drivers/ ([deleted])
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The only accurate test of intelligence is what you make out of your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkc7g9/the_only_accurate_test_of_intelligence_is_what/ (wilhelmtherealm)
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It's not a crime scene if there's no evidence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkc77g/its_not_a_crime_scene_if_theres_no_evidence/ (YourHomieJeff)
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Ride hailing apps could be having their drivers deliver paid advertising in conversation without us knowing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkc5nr/ride_hailing_apps_could_be_having_their_drivers/ (taylaj)
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We haven't been on the moon in 48 years, instead we invest in reality TV.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkc58v/we_havent_been_on_the_moon_in_48_years_instead_we/ (John_Wick_Detroit)
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Being politically correct is mostly just telling people to stop being an idiot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkc4nb/being_politically_correct_is_mostly_just_telling/ (bjartewh)
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We laugh at birds for not having arms, yet we wouldn’t keep them as a pet if they did

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkc1jo/we_laugh_at_birds_for_not_having_arms_yet_we/ (Qubix368)
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Bill Gates is the new George Soros

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkc11d/bill_gates_is_the_new_george_soros/ (jk0815)
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People who only see Paris through marketing photos must think that the Eiffel Tower moves around and sits in the background of every single neighborhood of the city.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkbzri/people_who_only_see_paris_through_marketing/ (johngreenink)
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If a vegan wears a leather jacket, they aren't a vegan anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkbytu/if_a_vegan_wears_a_leather_jacket_they_arent_a/ (Mopi_is_short)
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Neighbors are never seen carrying their groceries into the house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkbyse/neighbors_are_never_seen_carrying_their_groceries/ (AnAverageSavage)
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When lying down, you won't know where above, under, or beside is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkbybz/when_lying_down_you_wont_know_where_above_under/ (TestedMC)
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The universe is technically the largest MMO known to exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkbxt6/the_universe_is_technically_the_largest_mmo_known/ (Electragraph)
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The plural of cactus is cacti, but the plural of penis is not peni.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkbwzc/the_plural_of_cactus_is_cacti_but_the_plural_of/ (ILurkInTheSpotlight)
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Considerning Star Wars is across an entire galaxy, almost all of the species know about space travel

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkbvoz/considerning_star_wars_is_across_an_entire_galaxy/ (DHdes450)
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In the near future beaches, parks and scenic areas will be filled with people working remotely.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkbu47/in_the_near_future_beaches_parks_and_scenic_areas/ (OhMy_LookAtTheTime)
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'I'm going to watch the kids' is always an excuse to get into the softplay

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkbtkn/im_going_to_watch_the_kids_is_always_an_excuse_to/ (HaasBeen3)
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Many people who are academically smart are not life smart.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkbthd/many_people_who_are_academically_smart_are_not/ (__teju)
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People write long posts to educate other people who already agree with them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkbsp5/people_write_long_posts_to_educate_other_people/ (Hasd_g)
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Both the five musical instrument groups and musical notation haven’t changed in hundreds of years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkbptm/both_the_five_musical_instrument_groups_and/ ([deleted])
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There could be planets with two not closely related species of intelligent life. Probably makes for interesting societies too

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkbpss/there_could_be_planets_with_two_not_closely/ (AxialGem)
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When a drink is salty, we spoon. If a drink is sweet or tastes like nothing, we sip.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkbnqv/when_a_drink_is_salty_we_spoon_if_a_drink_is/ (butt-sniffler)
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Someone has probably won millions of dollars on a lottery ticket they bought with money from panhandling

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkbmz1/someone_has_probably_won_millions_of_dollars_on_a/ (bhaggith)
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Every flag on every screen is red, green and blue, but with different variations

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkbmgr/every_flag_on_every_screen_is_red_green_and_blue/ (Lucario_o_o)
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No matter what you or what everyone else opinions are, your cat will always disagree.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkbmat/no_matter_what_you_or_what_everyone_else_opinions/ (FlumeHound9)
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Line Leaders had less purpose than the Door Holders and was only used to boost your ego.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkblw5/line_leaders_had_less_purpose_than_the_door/ (Quackaliciouss)
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Every video ever uploaded on to an internet platform once held the title of the most recent video in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkblfp/every_video_ever_uploaded_on_to_an_internet/ (E_ne_one)
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Reading yawn makes you yawn even though you aren’t actually seeing someone yawn. So does typing yawn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkbl82/reading_yawn_makes_you_yawn_even_though_you_arent/ (tgc2005)
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The majority of people have more arms than average

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkbkex/the_majority_of_people_have_more_arms_than_average/ (infisnake)
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Humans think life is short but biological our life span is acutely quite long

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkbk9l/humans_think_life_is_short_but_biological_our/ (Punkblue)
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Apps like TikTok is useful, they make dumb people busy, you wouldn’t want those people here.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkbjzi/apps_like_tiktok_is_useful_they_make_dumb_people/ (impunto)
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Hitting someone with the planet is way more effective then fists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkbjw6/hitting_someone_with_the_planet_is_way_more/ (gonzalo102)
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Body building is the only acceptable form of self-harm

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkbj1c/body_building_is_the_only_acceptable_form_of/ ([deleted])
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Lately, a lot of people have finally had the opportunity to masturbate to the professor they like while “in class”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkbgnq/lately_a_lot_of_people_have_finally_had_the/ (KylarSternn)
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The majority of people have an above average number of arms

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkbfqi/the_majority_of_people_have_an_above_average/ (infisnake)
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Being a massive dick and having a tiny dick are both undesirable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkbf0x/being_a_massive_dick_and_having_a_tiny_dick_are/ (Paralyzoid)
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Most people don't know what Foxes actually sound like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkbd05/most_people_dont_know_what_foxes_actually_sound/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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There is a certain sequence of touches you can make on your phone screen that will summon pizza from seemingly nowhere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkbcwf/there_is_a_certain_sequence_of_touches_you_can/ (karmatic89)
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Just a best by date isn’t enough, we need a still edible date

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkbc1l/just_a_best_by_date_isnt_enough_we_need_a_still/ ([deleted])
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The soft cookies or predunked cookies producing factory probably has a dedicated station for dunking freshly baked hard cookies in water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkbby8/the_soft_cookies_or_predunked_cookies_producing/ (nearedge)
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Once the tea is out of the teabag, you take the teabag out of the tea

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkbbm1/once_the_tea_is_out_of_the_teabag_you_take_the/ (RobotBecky)
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If you put ice in a glass of hot water, you get all three states of matter in one container.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkbau4/if_you_put_ice_in_a_glass_of_hot_water_you_get/ (LonePaladin)
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Alarm clocks are possibly the only invention that make you mad regardless of whether it works or not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkb8wo/alarm_clocks_are_possibly_the_only_invention_that/ (BigButterChicken)
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10 degrees Celsius inside is colder than 10 degrees Celsius outside

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkb8k2/10_degrees_celsius_inside_is_colder_than_10/ (Prcodlak)
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Our best natural attack involves breaking our fingers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkb7lz/our_best_natural_attack_involves_breaking_our/ (Alistair_TheAlvarian)
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All our problems would become irrelevant if we could harness energy out of stars!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkb79w/all_our_problems_would_become_irrelevant_if_we/ (ashesofturquoise)
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Moving “a part” closer together makes it become “apart.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkb70w/moving_a_part_closer_together_makes_it_become/ (HiFiGuy197)
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When Sisqo's "Thong Song" came out, Australians probably thought Sisqo had a foot fetish

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkb63n/when_sisqos_thong_song_came_out_australians/ (DnB925Art)
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Up until a certain point of our history, we didn’t know that caterpillars and butterflies are the same creature.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkb5yo/up_until_a_certain_point_of_our_history_we_didnt/ (shortroundshotaro)
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Eyedrops get wasted a lot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkb3g7/eyedrops_get_wasted_a_lot/ (totally_not_elon69)
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Birds are natures alarm clock

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkaznd/birds_are_natures_alarm_clock/ (paperboi69)
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Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkazko/birthday_sex_is_having_sex_to_celebrate_your/ (Mopi_is_short)
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When you water water it will actually grow

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkaz4y/when_you_water_water_it_will_actually_grow/ (chknuggetzor)
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People who are not bored easily are seen as boring and those who get bored easily are seen as exciting as they need to be doing new stuff constantly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkawb4/people_who_are_not_bored_easily_are_seen_as/ (ironyofferer)
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It’s usually looked down upon when someone posts about the loss of a loved one for internet points but when musicians make a song about the loss of someone close it’s accepted by society even though they’ll make a lot of money from that song.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkavp7/its_usually_looked_down_upon_when_someone_posts/ (thedoubledunderscore)
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Tortillas are meat swishers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkauwf/tortillas_are_meat_swishers/ (AppleberryJames)
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Obi-Wan doesn't like flying in space because there is no high ground.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkauu2/obiwan_doesnt_like_flying_in_space_because_there/ (SpellDostoyevsky)
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AI can travel at the speed of light

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkaufi/ai_can_travel_at_the_speed_of_light/ (LightningTheThird)
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Short people have nice calf muscles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkaub6/short_people_have_nice_calf_muscles/ (askmeinaweek)
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Since ants take food away away from the floor they're technically cleaning your room

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkatx9/since_ants_take_food_away_away_from_the_floor/ (Zobuka21)
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All superheroes capable of moving at faster than the speed of light ought to go blind whenever they cross the speed of light.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkarqd/all_superheroes_capable_of_moving_at_faster_than/ (magnumgreed)
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Fire is white noise for your eyeballs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkanw9/fire_is_white_noise_for_your_eyeballs/ (ajwinter94)
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The mugger who didn't shoot Bruce Wayne that night in the alley must get a lot of crap from the bad guys.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkanss/the_mugger_who_didnt_shoot_bruce_wayne_that_night/ (Inaerius)
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Regardless of which conspiracies are true and which aren't, they symbolize an overarching distrust towards the governing structures of our society.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkajwo/regardless_of_which_conspiracies_are_true_and/ (Solid_SHALASHASKA)
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Life is apparently a survival of the fittest, but you wouldnt know it seeing how many retards are out there

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkajmx/life_is_apparently_a_survival_of_the_fittest_but/ (DemocraticTerminator)
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If u eat yourself is it considered cannibalism or suicide?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkajea/if_u_eat_yourself_is_it_considered_cannibalism_or/ (Wolf_lover03)
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Confetti is Matte Glitter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkaj81/confetti_is_matte_glitter/ (Mourning_Gecko)
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Every year we have some sort of debate that divides us in a deeper level this year it will be "masks" vs "no masks".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkaj2w/every_year_we_have_some_sort_of_debate_that/ (ziggy112358)
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It's possible to look at the same thing as someone else and not see what they see.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkainj/its_possible_to_look_at_the_same_thing_as_someone/ ([deleted])
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The show Scooby Doo is all about Scooby even though he doesn’t do shit besides be scared and eat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkaijc/the_show_scooby_doo_is_all_about_scooby_even/ ([deleted])
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Capitalism and Communism

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkaiaf/capitalism_and_communism/ ([deleted])
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most shower thoughts aren’t actually thought of in the shower

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkaiab/most_shower_thoughts_arent_actually_thought_of_in/ ([deleted])
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We have never heard Beethovens original music

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkaia1/we_have_never_heard_beethovens_original_music/ (Allhaildirtydan69)
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Day is just Earth's light mode

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkahzo/day_is_just_earths_light_mode/ (D_nzz)
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You probably have a world record without knowing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkahy1/you_probably_have_a_world_record_without_knowing/ (bigbirdisfaster19)
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It's possible to look at the same thing as someone else and not se what they see.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkahqo/its_possible_to_look_at_the_same_thing_as_someone/ ([deleted])
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The better your wifi the more willing you are to hang outside

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkahpw/the_better_your_wifi_the_more_willing_you_are_to/ (moneybot13)
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There’s a chance that your favourite song could be only your favourite, and no one else’s favourite on this planet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkah6o/theres_a_chance_that_your_favourite_song_could_be/ (Salad_de)
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2020 may turn out to actually be the best year of the decade

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkaglw/2020_may_turn_out_to_actually_be_the_best_year_of/ (theguru86)
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Some egiptian gods are furries. They have a human body and an animal head. Egiptians prayed to furries

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkagli/some_egiptian_gods_are_furries_they_have_a_human/ (xCARLOxRO)
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Starbucks makes a lot of bean soup

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkagke/starbucks_makes_a_lot_of_bean_soup/ (moneybot13)
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Your eyes open if you don't try to keep them closed but your eyes keep closed when your sleeping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkag2m/your_eyes_open_if_you_dont_try_to_keep_them/ (florida_made_lit_jit)
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Riding a bike in your dreams feels like what riding a bike underwater would feel like

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkafyz/riding_a_bike_in_your_dreams_feels_like_what/ (PatientParfait)
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Capitalism and Communism

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkafoo/capitalism_and_communism/ ([deleted])
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Maybe we enjoy shit being squeezed out of us because it's similar to things going up inside us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkaeom/maybe_we_enjoy_shit_being_squeezed_out_of_us/ (Atalkingpizzabox)
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If you ask 'do you speak English' in English, it works regardless of whether the person you're asking actually speaks English.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkae3o/if_you_ask_do_you_speak_english_in_english_it/ (internetmaniac)
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The average person will eat part of tens of thousands of different animals in their lifetime, if not more

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkadbk/the_average_person_will_eat_part_of_tens_of/ (CynicTheCritic)
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In the future, plastic surgery may be so advanced that human beauty in itself could be redefined due to the abundance of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gkabyk/in_the_future_plastic_surgery_may_be_so_advanced/ (HHumann)
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The only person who can successfully snatch a woman's purse and get away with it is Usain Bolt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gka9vm/the_only_person_who_can_successfully_snatch_a/ (gRimGAmEr02)
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Onto the next, the goat always tends to have musical instruments on the mountain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gka9ku/onto_the_next_the_goat_always_tends_to_have/ (hva_faen)
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"I can't see you" must be one of the least used sentences in sign language

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gka93t/i_cant_see_you_must_be_one_of_the_least_used/ (Oscfacey)
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Scary movies are even scarier when you dream about them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gka68t/scary_movies_are_even_scarier_when_you_dream/ ([deleted])
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The goal of a new actor is to get a few roles, in order to become famous to get a lot of roles, in order to become so famous you only need to get a few roles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gka4co/the_goal_of_a_new_actor_is_to_get_a_few_roles_in/ (Reddit_IbarelyKnowIt)
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Only boring people complain about being bored.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gka1su/only_boring_people_complain_about_being_bored/ (RigzDigz)
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We don't have to worry about AI taking over the world because they surely won't ever develop the intelligence to click "I am not a robot" on a check box.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gka1oq/we_dont_have_to_worry_about_ai_taking_over_the/ (Necromonicus)
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Damn, it really do be do be doooo ba doo be do be doooo ba Perry!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gka12s/damn_it_really_do_be_do_be_doooo_ba_doo_be_do_be/ (DuelClip)
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Potatoes, while delicious, have become a benchmark for poor performance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gk9yxl/potatoes_while_delicious_have_become_a_benchmark/ (sxmilliondollarman)
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Your mind is your biggest enemy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gk9yqq/your_mind_is_your_biggest_enemy/ (3iiis)
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Being a stand up comedian is the only job that can get you famous purely based on your ability to make others feel happy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gk9y4v/being_a_stand_up_comedian_is_the_only_job_that/ (olivertheape)
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Barty Crouch, Jr., was one of Harry Potter's best teachers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gk9xht/barty_crouch_jr_was_one_of_harry_potters_best/ (Magnificent_Mullet)
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In day-to-day speaking, most of what comes out of our mouths doesn't even have a truth value

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gk9wma/in_daytoday_speaking_most_of_what_comes_out_of/ (AxialGem)
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Since coke is a sink cleanser yet safe to drink, use it in a bong to filter the air you breathe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gk9whw/since_coke_is_a_sink_cleanser_yet_safe_to_drink/ (em_te)
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No matter what, Mario will still respawn

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gk9waq/no_matter_what_mario_will_still_respawn/ (SuperBroski101)
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As far as "prophecies"go, Andy Warhols' 15 minutes of Fame has got to be one of the most out of left field accurate ones ever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gk9vuh/as_far_as_propheciesgo_andy_warhols_15_minutes_of/ (Cthulu-Azathoth2020)
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Every comedian ruins their joke for themselves because they have to think of the punchline first

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gk9vjr/every_comedian_ruins_their_joke_for_themselves/ (-Mythiriel)
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Diet Cola tastes like what regular Cola tastes like after you brush your teeth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gk9unu/diet_cola_tastes_like_what_regular_cola_tastes/ (AhSparaGus)
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Screenshots are your phone’s selfies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gk9umg/screenshots_are_your_phones_selfies/ (FedoBear666)
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Computer scientists are the only people willing to put in the man hours necessary to create things like AI and virtual assistants, yet in society they are generally discriminated against most by the kinds of people that end up getting the most use of these technologies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gk9u0o/computer_scientists_are_the_only_people_willing/ (mrstark2060)
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It really is a shame that Mountain Dew is the soft drink most associated with gamers instead of Sprite.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gk9sf3/it_really_is_a_shame_that_mountain_dew_is_the/ (ionlyhaveonecatok)
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Most children originally thought of building a fort without getting the idea from older ones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gk9q8k/most_children_originally_thought_of_building_a/ (htplex)
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The opposite of love isn't hate. It's indifference.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gk9pks/the_opposite_of_love_isnt_hate_its_indifference/ (wornjay)
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Your health is depicted by the colour of your pee

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gk9p9c/your_health_is_depicted_by_the_colour_of_your_pee/ (HappyCephalopod)
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Dragons were invented almost 2000 years before dinosuars were discovered.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gk9oy6/dragons_were_invented_almost_2000_years_before/ (Jess_the_existence)
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When cats lick themselves, they’re technically licking pussy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gk9oj5/when_cats_lick_themselves_theyre_technically/ (BakedSweatHam)
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Male birds are the original masters of vocal and shameless self-promotion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gk9knm/male_birds_are_the_original_masters_of_vocal_and/ (DigitsOfPie)
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You never actually see your face, ever in your entire life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gk9k9a/you_never_actually_see_your_face_ever_in_your/ (lamahopper)
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The word piping kinda looks like two men riding an elephant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gk9jsd/the_word_piping_kinda_looks_like_two_men_riding/ (heyguysitsbrian)
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Google purposefully neuters your browser's "simple spellcheck" so that you have a desire to upgrade to their "enhanced" (but monitored) spellcheck

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gk9iz2/google_purposefully_neuters_your_browsers_simple/ (throwawayxooox)
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Our Energy is our battery level, eating and sleeping is a way of recharging ourselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gk9hgs/our_energy_is_our_battery_level_eating_and/ (zzuhruf)
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The most famous agent is the probably worst agent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gk9gr6/the_most_famous_agent_is_the_probably_worst_agent/ (ICannotFindAName1)
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If you have sex to music and use a live concert, you'll get an applause every couple of minutes for an ego boost.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gk9dyj/if_you_have_sex_to_music_and_use_a_live_concert/ (sezdawg7)
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Worst motivation killer is revealing plans before doing them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gk9csa/worst_motivation_killer_is_revealing_plans_before/ (geonini)
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For homeless people, the sun is the radiator

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gk9by8/for_homeless_people_the_sun_is_the_radiator/ (TonySoprano-)
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The Acronyms for Public Displays of Affection and Private Displays of Affection are both PDA

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjzmyu/the_acronyms_for_public_displays_of_affection_and/ (haymeadowmeg)
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Your not scared of the dark your scared of what’s in it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjzmo6/your_not_scared_of_the_dark_your_scared_of_whats/ (435RWE3R54)
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For every person on earth, there’s 133,333 ants.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjzm6c/for_every_person_on_earth_theres_133333_ants/ (hendriklopez)
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An actual angel’s hair would probably be thick and luxurious.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjzm1e/an_actual_angels_hair_would_probably_be_thick_and/ (PM_ME_LOOSE_LIPS)
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The average 20 year old woman only has 10 year old boobs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjzlgr/the_average_20_year_old_woman_only_has_10_year/ (smotheredbiscuits)
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You never see a dead crow

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjzklu/you_never_see_a_dead_crow/ (latebtcinvestor)
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One day, your great times 10 grandchild will be curious of his bloodline and find you and any cringy stuff you did through your life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjzisy/one_day_your_great_times_10_grandchild_will_be/ (LordEYT)
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Lotto winners often waste/lose all their money because they are the people that waste money on tickets every week.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjzgcp/lotto_winners_often_wastelose_all_their_money/ (mrs_moleman)
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If you are running, but aren't dressed up for it, you probably look suspicious

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjzecq/if_you_are_running_but_arent_dressed_up_for_it/ (rnielsen776)
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Technically, we all have voices in our head

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjze43/technically_we_all_have_voices_in_our_head/ (nlolhere)
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In Super Mario 64, Boo's laughter is Bowser's laughter sped up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjzdpb/in_super_mario_64_boos_laughter_is_bowsers/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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There is so much amazing foreign music that we will miss out on for the entirety of our lives only because we don't know how to speak that language

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjz8yl/there_is_so_much_amazing_foreign_music_that_we/ (Reckapple)
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If billion dollar companies paid all of their employees well above the industry average they’d have more power because everyone would want to be employed by them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjz7po/if_billion_dollar_companies_paid_all_of_their/ (slick-rick76)
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Tooth paste sounds a lot better than tooth glue

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjz7pf/tooth_paste_sounds_a_lot_better_than_tooth_glue/ (mtxplod)
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You actually don't bite down on anything, you bite up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjz7nr/you_actually_dont_bite_down_on_anything_you_bite/ ([deleted])
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Dogs are probably smarter than us. They understand what we tell them to do but we can't understand their barks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjz77j/dogs_are_probably_smarter_than_us_they_understand/ (ADAMSK7999)
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If we didn't have ears, spectacles may not have been invented.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjz6bd/if_we_didnt_have_ears_spectacles_may_not_have/ (DJBusinessCake)
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People who are falling from a high place only think about making sure they live or making sure they die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjz65i/people_who_are_falling_from_a_high_place_only/ (Frants416)
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Despite what sitcoms portray, it's probably far more distressing to have a *spider* walk in on someone when they're naked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjz60c/despite_what_sitcoms_portray_its_probably_far/ (Deminox)
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Everyone and everything is a sexdoll if your horny enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjz3sv/everyone_and_everything_is_a_sexdoll_if_your/ (da_SuperedditGuy)
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A paradox is not making a post about you having your Cake Day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjz3nm/a_paradox_is_not_making_a_post_about_you_having/ (Prace_Ace)
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1/365 Serious and devastating announcements are taken as April Fools jokes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjz3aa/1365_serious_and_devastating_announcements_are/ (1cum)
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Fake tits can have their ROI (Return on Investment) calculated.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjz37z/fake_tits_can_have_their_roi_return_on_investment/ (Zylock)
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No matter how old you get, it’s always fun watching your car go through the car wash.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjz2wv/no_matter_how_old_you_get_its_always_fun_watching/ (ffdjensen)
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Assumptions distort our observations of reality and everything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjz2qj/assumptions_distort_our_observations_of_reality/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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The “save” icon on most apps is a 3.5” floppy disk. Most application users may have never actually used one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjz24h/the_save_icon_on_most_apps_is_a_35_floppy_disk/ (Horror_Disciple)
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Since we cannot digest corn, it is technically a reusable food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjz1e0/since_we_cannot_digest_corn_it_is_technically_a/ (PopularSolid)
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In school you work 22 years for 3-5 pieces of paper

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjz0ya/in_school_you_work_22_years_for_35_pieces_of_paper/ (apollo1713)
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you never actually lose a sock, somebody steals your girlfriend

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjz0nt/you_never_actually_lose_a_sock_somebody_steals/ (psychosikhomie)
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We may never handshake/ dap again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjyynf/we_may_never_handshake_dap_again/ (Lake_Monster)
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Anime made working as a maid look easy, but realistically it's a hard job.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjyye2/anime_made_working_as_a_maid_look_easy_but/ (Greatestinfluence)
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Technically it’s not boob sweat, it’s humititties.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjyxqw/technically_its_not_boob_sweat_its_humititties/ (eman2top)
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Dora the explorer isn't really an explorer because all of her adventures are mapped.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjyvzi/dora_the_explorer_isnt_really_an_explorer_because/ (MousePuncher)
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Caffeine is the nectar of the nerds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjyvd9/caffeine_is_the_nectar_of_the_nerds/ (David_Diron)
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The guy who made the first IQ test would have had the highest score because he knew all the answers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjyuns/the_guy_who_made_the_first_iq_test_would_have_had/ (themastersword08)
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The "power up" sound effect in Super Mario Bros…

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjyua2/the_power_up_sound_effect_in_super_mario_bros/ (DENelson83)
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"An interesting title" is not an interesting title

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjytja/an_interesting_title_is_not_an_interesting_title/ ([deleted])
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Because of the law of conservation of mass and energy, a human's need to eat, and the ability for cells to replicate, you are quite literally what you eat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjyrsu/because_of_the_law_of_conservation_of_mass_and/ (WhySayImpossible)
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50% of people are below average

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjyrpf/50_of_people_are_below_average/ (MrCartmenes)
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The day before you die is most probably just another ordinary day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjyny6/the_day_before_you_die_is_most_probably_just/ (mrcrcdra)
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Reality is really only occasionally stranger than fiction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjynqd/reality_is_really_only_occasionally_stranger_than/ (Mizzick)
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If earholes were big enough people would propably try to stuck there dick in them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjymyb/if_earholes_were_big_enough_people_would_propably/ (meshari223)
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It's universally accepted that you must stare at someone with a grin and nod in agreement when the intro to firestarter by the prodigy begins

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjymxj/its_universally_accepted_that_you_must_stare_at/ (gcnHNYqvzB637fYQvQDt)
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Beating the mats off outside and beating the Matts off outside have two very different meanings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjymho/beating_the_mats_off_outside_and_beating_the/ (lob29)
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Whatever created the universe has a unhealthy obsession of gyroscopic precessions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjym4o/whatever_created_the_universe_has_a_unhealthy/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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The first guy who asked for a cold piece of lettuce on his hot hamburger must have been thought of as insane.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjyl3r/the_first_guy_who_asked_for_a_cold_piece_of/ (YellowB)
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If milk is good for your teeth and chocolate is bad for it if you drink chocolate milk your teeth shouldn’t get stronger or weaker

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjyjru/if_milk_is_good_for_your_teeth_and_chocolate_is/ (Melad_0)
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You hate your alarm clock when it works and when it doesn't.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjyiiq/you_hate_your_alarm_clock_when_it_works_and_when/ (meshari223)
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Clark Kent probably doesn't know how to drive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjyi7c/clark_kent_probably_doesnt_know_how_to_drive/ (BrickBuster2552)
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Something that you believe is true is actually false.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjyg3e/something_that_you_believe_is_true_is_actually/ (bloopblopblipblop)
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High flying dragons would make a lot more sense if they shot fire out their ass.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjyfyd/high_flying_dragons_would_make_a_lot_more_sense/ (VerbotenPublish)
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Masturbation only feels good when you’re horny.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjyel7/masturbation_only_feels_good_when_youre_horny/ (DoggoPizza)
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Showing someone else how to be responsible sometimes isn't warranted

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjycai/showing_someone_else_how_to_be_responsible/ (DemocraticTerminator)
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If fire catapulted humanity by digesting food outside our bodies (cooking) before eating to boost our calories, A.I. will catapult us by processing thoughts outside our bodies before thinking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjybr7/if_fire_catapulted_humanity_by_digesting_food/ (One_Gate)
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You will have argued with somebody on the internet one day and then argue with them again far into the future and you won't realize it because you both have different usernames, or you forgot you argued once before in the first place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjyadx/you_will_have_argued_with_somebody_on_the/ (abstract314)
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We have far too many idiots

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjy8ss/we_have_far_too_many_idiots/ (davmeva)
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Since getting scared raises your heart rate, watching a scary movie is a form of cardio

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjy8nz/since_getting_scared_raises_your_heart_rate/ (adambcz)
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You never really see commercials for chocolate soft-serve ice cream

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjy44t/you_never_really_see_commercials_for_chocolate/ (HumbleBro)
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All these "Pass It On" billboards and no one has graffitied a blunt on them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjy1r4/all_these_pass_it_on_billboards_and_no_one_has/ (zatch17)
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Miss Piggy had 12-14 teats but only wore a push up bra on 2 of them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjy11k/miss_piggy_had_1214_teats_but_only_wore_a_push_up/ (crawlspeed)
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If entropy is the gradual decline into disorder and life is a gradual incline into order, perhaps these are two sides of the same cosmic coin

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjy09s/if_entropy_is_the_gradual_decline_into_disorder/ (wapttn)
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If you move half way towards and object in each attempt, you will never reach it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjxz62/if_you_move_half_way_towards_and_object_in_each/ (RoguePierogies)
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Increasing your skill in chopsticks levels up speed, stability and unlocks access to more types of food you can eat with it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjxyki/increasing_your_skill_in_chopsticks_levels_up/ (IroniclyPundantic)
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It’s hard to imagine a completely new face without your mind autocorrecting it to one you’ve seen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjxxtc/its_hard_to_imagine_a_completely_new_face_without/ (kane3232)
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The nicer your clothes, the better chance you have of someone catching you if you’re falling

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjxxs8/the_nicer_your_clothes_the_better_chance_you_have/ (boostedb18)
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Nobody would hand out drugs during Halloween as we've been told, they actually cost money, you can't just get them for free

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjxwdn/nobody_would_hand_out_drugs_during_halloween_as/ (OptimusRatchet)
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In the far future, chicken will be born without bones so we can eat chicken without them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjxvdp/in_the_far_future_chicken_will_be_born_without/ (CrystalDaKitten66)
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If you make a awesome comment in a shitty post , no one gonna notice it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjxv6r/if_you_make_a_awesome_comment_in_a_shitty_post_no/ (PuzzleheadedRich0)
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Misinterpreting text messages would happen a lot less if texts included a snapshot of the texter's face when they hit send.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjxulf/misinterpreting_text_messages_would_happen_a_lot/ (ldb477)
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In 10 years, you’re going to have nostalgia about nowadays.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjxudk/in_10_years_youre_going_to_have_nostalgia_about/ (AkivaE)
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Most of us die with a -1 K/D spread

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjxu17/most_of_us_die_with_a_1_kd_spread/ (plumberslaythepipe)
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Being a mouse would suck, hiding 24/7. They show themselves to a person and they get drilled by a broom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjxtiu/being_a_mouse_would_suck_hiding_247_they_show/ (Peyotech)
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If you attempt to rob a bank, you’ll have no problem with bills, food, or rent for the next ten years, regardless of your success

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjxtgu/if_you_attempt_to_rob_a_bank_youll_have_no/ (Jeyring)
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Anyone who said money doesn’t make you happy, never lived in extreme poverty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjxs1a/anyone_who_said_money_doesnt_make_you_happy_never/ ([deleted])
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We travel a million times more miles in our head than we do in reality

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjxrkg/we_travel_a_million_times_more_miles_in_our_head/ (alkalibenzene)
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If you’re married, it’s not weird for you to have sex with a member of your family

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjxqnf/if_youre_married_its_not_weird_for_you_to_have/ (lmaocarrots)
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When humans step foot on Mars, will world records be just for that planet, or for humanity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjxq88/when_humans_step_foot_on_mars_will_world_records/ (LouisHendrich)
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There are people in the world of have never tasted Cactus Cooler, let alone know what it is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjxpda/there_are_people_in_the_world_of_have_never/ (gentlesir123)
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The diamond sword in pdps is quite nifty

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjxpay/the_diamond_sword_in_pdps_is_quite_nifty/ (OldFartMaster10K)
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We flush our toilets with water good enough to drink.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjxnsw/we_flush_our_toilets_with_water_good_enough_to/ (sa38332)
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Underwear that are waterproof on the inside could be seen as diapers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjxmoi/underwear_that_are_waterproof_on_the_inside_could/ (squids4lyfe)
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Cowboys go Yee Haw. Ninjas go Hee Yaw.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjxljc/cowboys_go_yee_haw_ninjas_go_hee_yaw/ ([deleted])
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First we had scrolls, then we had books, and now we're back to scrolling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjxlbs/first_we_had_scrolls_then_we_had_books_and_now/ (gistya)
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It will be nice not worrying about whether to go with a handshake, high five, fist bump, or hug.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjxjm2/it_will_be_nice_not_worrying_about_whether_to_go/ ([deleted])
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Due to asteroids hitting the earth at all times, the difinition of g (1 g = 1 Earth Gravity) changes constantly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjxios/due_to_asteroids_hitting_the_earth_at_all_times/ (MajorNicki)
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For every unsolvable problem an industry faces, there’s most likely someone out there who could easily solve it but they aren’t working in that field to know the problem exists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjximi/for_every_unsolvable_problem_an_industry_faces/ (rjjzmf)
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Humanity can live on buttered noodles and water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjxigg/humanity_can_live_on_buttered_noodles_and_water/ (RoguePierogies)
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Pizza is an open-faced sandwich.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjxh1v/pizza_is_an_openfaced_sandwich/ (Zh0)
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Everyone has a unique fond only they write in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjxf0e/everyone_has_a_unique_fond_only_they_write_in/ (DaMartijn)
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A lot of life’s big moments are learning what you don’t want from life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjxe3v/a_lot_of_lifes_big_moments_are_learning_what_you/ ([deleted])
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We learn more from the dead than we do from the living.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjxd45/we_learn_more_from_the_dead_than_we_do_from_the/ (DarkKing16)
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There could be countless creatures that we have no idea existed because their bodies never fossilized.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjxcgn/there_could_be_countless_creatures_that_we_have/ (TeaQueen1206)
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When you’re snacking on peanuts you’re actually making small batches of peanut butter in your mouth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjxbwc/when_youre_snacking_on_peanuts_youre_actually/ (rudymalmquist)
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So in the Pet Shop Boys video "Heart" Neil Tennant, a gay man, marries a woman only for her to be stolen by a vampire played by Ian Mckellen, a gay man.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjxaso/so_in_the_pet_shop_boys_video_heart_neil_tennant/ (When_Oh_When)
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Bacon bits are technically a pig jigsaw puzzle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjxae4/bacon_bits_are_technically_a_pig_jigsaw_puzzle/ (ShockingPyro)
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VR for blind people would just be listening to something using earphones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjx7ux/vr_for_blind_people_would_just_be_listening_to/ (rr90013)
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Somewhere someone decided that multiples of 5 are more important than other numbers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjx7c3/somewhere_someone_decided_that_multiples_of_5_are/ (tidderacc02)
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No matter what letter you take from the word pear, you are still left with a word.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjx741/no_matter_what_letter_you_take_from_the_word_pear/ (ronfrickenswanson)
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Most of us are quick to get rid of our “fat” clothes, but will keep our “skinny” clothes for years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjx6fr/most_of_us_are_quick_to_get_rid_of_our_fat/ (chelksea)
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Even most drivers never have seen gasoline

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjx3ue/even_most_drivers_never_have_seen_gasoline/ (Aruko33)
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Whenever you happen to catch one of the other local stations for the news instead of your regular channel, it always seems like amateur hour.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjx3p9/whenever_you_happen_to_catch_one_of_the_other/ (GrooveWarrior)
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The most prominent example of trust issues is how many times we press “control + s”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjx2xk/the_most_prominent_example_of_trust_issues_is_how/ (notprospero)
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A sandwich is an unskewered skewer with bread

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjx0ma/a_sandwich_is_an_unskewered_skewer_with_bread/ (TLT_Legend)
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People doing a half ass job wouldn’t be as big of a problem if they half assed it 100%. But most people half ass the half ass job, and it shows!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjx01q/people_doing_a_half_ass_job_wouldnt_be_as_big_of/ (kaljaraska)
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when you laugh at your own joke it was either insanely funny or insanely bad

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjwzwc/when_you_laugh_at_your_own_joke_it_was_either/ (KLombe)
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If you have an open relationship and synthetic blended sheets, you are polyesterous.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjwyxj/if_you_have_an_open_relationship_and_synthetic/ (ibethuhwalrus)
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Grownups don’t swear near kids, but kids also don’t swear near grownups. So there are two groups of people keeping the same secret from each other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjwyp5/grownups_dont_swear_near_kids_but_kids_also_dont/ (NMBL1992)
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There are so many trickshots that we missed because we don't record everything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjwy5q/there_are_so_many_trickshots_that_we_missed/ (deafnig)
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We can only greet our friends with "hey stranger" and strangers with "hey friend"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjwxpd/we_can_only_greet_our_friends_with_hey_stranger/ (RoloYush)
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When you get to the end of a line, it's the beginning of the line.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjwwuu/when_you_get_to_the_end_of_a_line_its_the/ (SlghtrHose)
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Paper has 6 sides

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjwwli/paper_has_6_sides/ (Toaster__Waffles)
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Our grandparents and parents are complaining about we using our phones too much and playing videogames because it's bad for your eyes but then they proceed to watch the tv all day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjwwh0/our_grandparents_and_parents_are_complaining/ (W1LDGAMER)
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“An user” just sounds wrong, but it’s... right.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjwviw/an_user_just_sounds_wrong_but_its_right/ (Lathryx)
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Screaming ”fuck” during sex is the same as screaming ”parkour” while you parkour

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjwtt9/screaming_fuck_during_sex_is_the_same_as/ ([deleted])
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Rick Deckard from Blade Runner (1983) is technically a Millennial

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjwt0i/rick_deckard_from_blade_runner_1983_is/ ([deleted])
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Italy was shaped as nothing before the boot was invented

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjwsl8/italy_was_shaped_as_nothing_before_the_boot_was/ (Ak171)
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No one ever chooses a negative number to be their lucky number

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjwrsv/no_one_ever_chooses_a_negative_number_to_be_their/ (Ak171)
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Zoos could easily be renamed animal prisons

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjwrhu/zoos_could_easily_be_renamed_animal_prisons/ (gymshwag)
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Elon Musk chose that name for his son because he knew the internet would create great memes about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjwpiq/elon_musk_chose_that_name_for_his_son_because_he/ (Psydo5)
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You notice your neighbors watching you bring in groceries but never notice your neighbor bringing in groceries.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjwp2a/you_notice_your_neighbors_watching_you_bring_in/ (MrZero10)
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It’s extremely likely you will kill someone in your lifetime, whether it be directly or you trigger events that will lead to someone’s death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjwom4/its_extremely_likely_you_will_kill_someone_in/ (my_name_is_baboon)
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Roleplaying with partners who are actors must be amazingly good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjwodv/roleplaying_with_partners_who_are_actors_must_be/ (RoDev455)
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Ribs are meat popsicles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjwo0q/ribs_are_meat_popsicles/ (locallattes)
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The definition of trust is biting into a burger without checking what’s on it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjwnmi/the_definition_of_trust_is_biting_into_a_burger/ (Skrublord2006)
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Children, henceforth, will be taught not to touch their faces..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjwlkw/children_henceforth_will_be_taught_not_to_touch/ (anotherdamnsong)
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The issue of lack of school funding will solve itself due to lowering birth rates

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjwljo/the_issue_of_lack_of_school_funding_will_solve/ (IMissFreedom)
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An exotic dancer in Poland is a stripper Pole on a stripper pole.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjwkcu/an_exotic_dancer_in_poland_is_a_stripper_pole_on/ (BestLimbCollector)
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If Superman mixed his heat vision with his x-ray vision he would have had microwave vision also

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjwi0x/if_superman_mixed_his_heat_vision_with_his_xray/ (Chucks_u_Farley)
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We probably have loads on miniature scratches on our teeth from brushing them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjwffb/we_probably_have_loads_on_miniature_scratches_on/ (SaltyHuman111)
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Most of our body is made up of food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjw9wj/most_of_our_body_is_made_up_of_food/ ([deleted])
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People who find really rare glitches in videogames would probably be good lawyers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjw9oa/people_who_find_really_rare_glitches_in/ (Gabo71)
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most school have wildly varying schedule systems but most of them end at 4:20

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjw8ja/most_school_have_wildly_varying_schedule_systems/ (your_boi_beans)
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If you have a water/dust resistant phone, the inside likely still looks brand-new.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjw88v/if_you_have_a_waterdust_resistant_phone_the/ (ok3l)
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There are items at yard sales which are worth thousands of dollars but are being sold for a few bucks because people don’t do some basic research

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjw88d/there_are_items_at_yard_sales_which_are_worth/ (step6666)
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Every single person alive could’ve had the same dream within a 24 hour cycle and we just wouldn’t know because it’s not commonplace to discuss our dreams.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjw87w/every_single_person_alive_couldve_had_the_same/ (Defcon2510)
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People watching tv in the 1940s probably never really noticed that black and white tv isn’t normal, they wouldn’t realize they’re missing anything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjw4z3/people_watching_tv_in_the_1940s_probably_never/ (LuckyKiwi2)
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Captain Americas dick must be mega small after being stuck in ice for so long.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjw2z9/captain_americas_dick_must_be_mega_small_after/ (KingHill2x_)
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One day the word zoomer will refer to old people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjw1kr/one_day_the_word_zoomer_will_refer_to_old_people/ (NoNahNope3)
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A minuscule action you've done in the past could have indirectly lead to someone's death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjvz73/a_minuscule_action_youve_done_in_the_past_could/ (_mrstealurwaifu_)
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We probably have used kilometers of duct tape and we never actually noticed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjvyv3/we_probably_have_used_kilometers_of_duct_tape_and/ (Vallanna)
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"Everything is nothing" Sounds a lot more depressing than "nothing is everything"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjvy43/everything_is_nothing_sounds_a_lot_more/ (Cums_In_Danish69)
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Average attractive people think they're above average, and slightly above average attractive people probably think they're ugly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjvxl6/average_attractive_people_think_theyre_above/ (Zisx)
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It’s hard to picture a face you’ve never seen without your mind autocorrecting to one you have

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjvx2q/its_hard_to_picture_a_face_youve_never_seen/ (kane3232)
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If you eat food because you "don't want it to go to waste" it technically goes to waste anyways

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjvtws/if_you_eat_food_because_you_dont_want_it_to_go_to/ (mr-creator)
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When everyone stops wearing masks again you'll probably see a lot of people randomly making funny faces.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjvth6/when_everyone_stops_wearing_masks_again_youll/ (FuegoMonster)
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A pizza is a type of pie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjvtc5/a_pizza_is_a_type_of_pie/ (WhatUpCuzzz)
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If people could hear each other’s tinnitus, and they were all different notes, they could harmonize.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjvsoh/if_people_could_hear_each_others_tinnitus_and/ (tomato_soup_)
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If cats could talk everyone would hate them, always walking around all cocky.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjvroc/if_cats_could_talk_everyone_would_hate_them/ ([deleted])
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Every sitcom wedding is a complete disaster

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjvqy0/every_sitcom_wedding_is_a_complete_disaster/ (mrh99)
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When you enter into a relationship it's either the thrill of victory or the agony of defeat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjvq0g/when_you_enter_into_a_relationship_its_either_the/ (Seedpound)
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Atoms of oxygen hanging out just outside your mouth will be in the cells of your brain mere seconds after you breathe them in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjvofh/atoms_of_oxygen_hanging_out_just_outside_your/ (Happy-THOTs)
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If you take a Lock off of a Locker does that make the Locker a Er

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjvnv4/if_you_take_a_lock_off_of_a_locker_does_that_make/ (Ballwinski)
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If two people don’t enjoy the same foods then it’s likely they won’t enjoy french kissing each other

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjvnuo/if_two_people_dont_enjoy_the_same_foods_then_its/ (gcnHNYqvzB637fYQvQDt)
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The word “Hitler” is censored on many platforms on the internet, yet Stalin and Mao Zedong killed more and are rarely censored.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjvmxq/the_word_hitler_is_censored_on_many_platforms_on/ (a-saved-alien)
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Nothing's a dildo if you're not brave enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjvmtl/nothings_a_dildo_if_youre_not_brave_enough/ (Broteloo)
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Televisions and computers have grown wider while smartphones have grown taller

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjvmo6/televisions_and_computers_have_grown_wider_while/ (johntheaddictive)
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When you wake up from a deep sleep, there is a fleeting moment when you realize you can't tell if it's a dream or reality.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjvm2z/when_you_wake_up_from_a_deep_sleep_there_is_a/ (shankroidbeast)
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A fish tank is TV show with no commercials.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjvlax/a_fish_tank_is_tv_show_with_no_commercials/ (lions-n-tigers)
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Our pets are probably starting to think we all of sudden got really clingy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjvkef/our_pets_are_probably_starting_to_think_we_all_of/ (Communist_Pants)
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Peppa Pig looks to be entirely made with Microsoft Paint

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjvjvo/peppa_pig_looks_to_be_entirely_made_with/ (Easy_senpai)
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Hi-Jump competitions are the exact opposite of Limbo competitions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjvjjq/hijump_competitions_are_the_exact_opposite_of/ (OneTrueKingOfOOO)
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Your old self is also your young self

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjvjay/your_old_self_is_also_your_young_self/ ([deleted])
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The word refrigerator starts with RE wich meant a to repeat something and fridgerate wich meant a to keep something cool. So if Someone were to take a freshly grown tomato from a garden and put it in an empty refrigerator it would become a fridgerator.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjviqf/the_word_refrigerator_starts_with_re_wich_meant_a/ (mynameiswyeet)
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Humans really don’t get enough credit for not falling over more often.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjvie3/humans_really_dont_get_enough_credit_for_not/ (fairie_poison)
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You know you’re struggling in life if you’re sitting in a shower

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjvic1/you_know_youre_struggling_in_life_if_youre/ (Get_Redkt)
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Aliens could probably learn everything they need to know about the human trash problem from the space junk in orbit right now, without ever actually landing on earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjvhhw/aliens_could_probably_learn_everything_they_need/ (Maskeno)
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The sock might have been originally intended for the penis, but they figured out how to double their profits

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjvh5j/the_sock_might_have_been_originally_intended_for/ ([deleted])
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In animal crossing. It doesn't matter that you are the only human in a place full of animals Because humans are animals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjvfdy/in_animal_crossing_it_doesnt_matter_that_you_are/ (boomkil)
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If a baby cries in a movie or TV series, did they hurt the baby considering you can't ask it to cry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjvepw/if_a_baby_cries_in_a_movie_or_tv_series_did_they/ (matske1209)
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It must be harder for pick pockets to make money with people being so far apart from each other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjvehp/it_must_be_harder_for_pick_pockets_to_make_money/ (dakdow)
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Laundry is the real Never Ending Story.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjvdli/laundry_is_the_real_never_ending_story/ (CAPSLOCKISCRUISECONT)
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Centaurs have two rib cages

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjvd3j/centaurs_have_two_rib_cages/ (Im_Moose)
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We burn candles with out any care of where the wax went.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjvctj/we_burn_candles_with_out_any_care_of_where_the/ (Goosekilla1)
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Most people don't actually receive cake for their cake day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjvcq4/most_people_dont_actually_receive_cake_for_their/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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We grew up accepting that parrots can mimic human voice without ever truly thinking about how cool that is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjvbfo/we_grew_up_accepting_that_parrots_can_mimic_human/ (20JPorter)
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Checking your own self-awareness is one of the most self-aware things you can do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjvb9r/checking_your_own_selfawareness_is_one_of_the/ (AllThankful)
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Parents are more likely to be questioned when buying alcohol when their child is an adolescent more than when their child is an infant

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjvb0g/parents_are_more_likely_to_be_questioned_when/ (Boneless_earthsauce)
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Most of us couldn’t kill even one bird with one stone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjvard/most_of_us_couldnt_kill_even_one_bird_with_one/ (moranj3)
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The outdoor is inside space, which make it the outdoor of the outdoors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjv9vj/the_outdoor_is_inside_space_which_make_it_the/ (mat_is_trash)
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It's weird to think of an old woman in prison

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjv92q/its_weird_to_think_of_an_old_woman_in_prison/ (StaleCraig)
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People who have a parent they have never met might wonder if their lover is a relative.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjv7w6/people_who_have_a_parent_they_have_never_met/ (JackMcKracken)
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Nobody thinks they’re the bad roommate that their other roommates are going to tell stories about one day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjv7gs/nobody_thinks_theyre_the_bad_roommate_that_their/ (dj-norequest)
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Growling plants just need a firm hand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjv7eu/growling_plants_just_need_a_firm_hand/ (Everydaybadnews)
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The problem is usually not the fat, but where it’s located on your body

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjv6rm/the_problem_is_usually_not_the_fat_but_where_its/ (botlegger)
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In a few years, a lot of children could find naked pictures of their mothers online.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjv5v5/in_a_few_years_a_lot_of_children_could_find_naked/ (-TrollBuster-)
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Human brains are the most complicated advanced and strongest graphics cards to ever exist in the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjv0zz/human_brains_are_the_most_complicated_advanced/ (AboodyX)
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When putting our freshly washed clothes into a public dryer, we always just assume nothing has been in there ever other than clean clothes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjv05s/when_putting_our_freshly_washed_clothes_into_a/ (arcsin1323)
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Children have plot armor

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjuxpe/children_have_plot_armor/ (phoopO6)
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You could be a descendant of Socrates or any other historical figure from centuries ago and not even know it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjuwt4/you_could_be_a_descendant_of_socrates_or_any/ (ffuucckkooff)
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Maybe, Guinness World Records holds the Guinness World record for recording the most number of Guinness world records.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjuw3b/maybe_guinness_world_records_holds_the_guinness/ (_batman_dark)
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Lofi hip-hop is the jazz of the modern day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjuuqz/lofi_hiphop_is_the_jazz_of_the_modern_day/ (Epidac)
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Animals are identified for what they are, while humans are identified by what they do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjuujx/animals_are_identified_for_what_they_are_while/ (Cabra42)
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People love to voice their opinions over little issues but when a major problem presents itself they grow quiet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjuudi/people_love_to_voice_their_opinions_over_little/ (Darkshadow1819)
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It's crazy that we don't receive voicemails attached to individual phone numbers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjutdm/its_crazy_that_we_dont_receive_voicemails/ (r00kw00d)
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Posts in unpopularopinion that make get tons of attention aren’t unpopular opinions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjut48/posts_in_unpopularopinion_that_make_get_tons_of/ (SneakySam656)
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Nothing starts win N and ends with G

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjusp9/nothing_starts_win_n_and_ends_with_g/ (Meme_addict_)
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Technically we all only have a few minutes to live, but every breath you take resets the clock

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjusae/technically_we_all_only_have_a_few_minutes_to/ (freddie27117)
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Eiffel Tower is a little bit taller during summer than during winter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjuqgy/eiffel_tower_is_a_little_bit_taller_during_summer/ (matt9q7)
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"Ducking" is a word that gets brought up a lot but doesn't actually get used

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjupnu/ducking_is_a_word_that_gets_brought_up_a_lot_but/ (kevinrhurst)
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The fact that REALITY TV is known to be the most fake form of entertainment is pure irony

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjup1m/the_fact_that_reality_tv_is_known_to_be_the_most/ (Underhat3d)
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Darth vader is the only fictional character that is being recognized by his breathing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjuo01/darth_vader_is_the_only_fictional_character_that/ (Douwe_81)
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We're all technically half centaur.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjungz/were_all_technically_half_centaur/ (ArcticFox19)
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Thechnically a “perfect” circle has an infinite amount of curves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjun3h/thechnically_a_perfect_circle_has_an_infinite/ (TheFoxMaster17)
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If you criticize someone's laughter or singing, you'll never get to try to hit all the notes in Bohemian Rhapsody with them while cracking up at your failures

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjummi/if_you_criticize_someones_laughter_or_singing/ (lcblangdale)
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Because of Spider-Man, there’s probably millions of kids that intentionally got bit by a spider

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjulx2/because_of_spiderman_theres_probably_millions_of/ (EmojiPNG)
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A good dentist gives out floss and toothbrushes on Halloween; a smart one gives out king size candies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjulrp/a_good_dentist_gives_out_floss_and_toothbrushes/ (GeorgeWBushBot)
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The problem with the new Matrix movie is when they pick up the phone to get out it's probably going to be a robocall.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjukj6/the_problem_with_the_new_matrix_movie_is_when/ (DaydreamKid)
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Using a mouse with your left hand is surprisingly difficult

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjujk5/using_a_mouse_with_your_left_hand_is_surprisingly/ (Woodsj9)
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The bell tower in Bruges must be haunted by now, two people died there in two days.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjuji5/the_bell_tower_in_bruges_must_be_haunted_by_now/ ([deleted])
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Lightbulbs in videogames use real electricity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjujhg/lightbulbs_in_videogames_use_real_electricity/ (GucciMonk)
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A Non Disclosure Agreement is the grown up's version of "Can you keep a secret?"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjuj93/a_non_disclosure_agreement_is_the_grown_ups/ (randomaccountnamenot)
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A web site that guarantees absolutely no family on family scenerios. Just saying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjuiwl/a_web_site_that_guarantees_absolutely_no_family/ (LanguidNTorpid1)
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Nobody would have cared about 5 people controlling 92 of the top 500 subs if they hadn't started deleting those posts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjuhxq/nobody_would_have_cared_about_5_people/ (obviouslyImLying)
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If you criticize someone's laughter or singing, you'll never get to try to hit every note in Bohemian Rhapsody with while cracking up at your failures.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjuhqp/if_you_criticize_someones_laughter_or_singing/ ([deleted])
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Planet Earth has *a lot* of lore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjuhcd/planet_earth_has_a_lot_of_lore/ (_The_Mattmatician)
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Nothing you've ever done has gotten you killed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjufjp/nothing_youve_ever_done_has_gotten_you_killed/ (tomatonini)
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If you became a murderer, you wouldn't be scared of walking alone in forest at night, because you would have become the same thing you were afraid in a night forest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjuf3d/if_you_became_a_murderer_you_wouldnt_be_scared_of/ (matt9q7)
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If you give as much attention to driving as you do watching television, you're bound to crash.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjud08/if_you_give_as_much_attention_to_driving_as_you/ (stillakilla18)
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The north of our planet is south and the south of our planet is north.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjucuj/the_north_of_our_planet_is_south_and_the_south_of/ (xwarek)
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Gene simens is just heavy metal donald trump

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjucqh/gene_simens_is_just_heavy_metal_donald_trump/ (daffuck6988)
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Bicycle "Share the Road" signs are lost on the drivers who need them the most because in their mind the sign is intended for the cyclist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjuc86/bicycle_share_the_road_signs_are_lost_on_the/ (flapjackbandit00)
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A bad writer can’t write well and a good writer can’t write poorly but a great writer can do both

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjubo1/a_bad_writer_cant_write_well_and_a_good_writer/ (ItsBigWi11ard)
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Nothing reminds you that the universe doesn't care about your feelings quite like running out of hot water in the middle of a good cry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjub9x/nothing_reminds_you_that_the_universe_doesnt_care/ (PlainPup)
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You never really notice how much noise you really make until you are trying to make as little noise as possible

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjua1v/you_never_really_notice_how_much_noise_you_really/ (LoliProtectionSquad)
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Thoughts are the subtitles of reality.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gju9jg/thoughts_are_the_subtitles_of_reality/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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When you smell your own fart, your ass particles go back into your system.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gju6qu/when_you_smell_your_own_fart_your_ass_particles/ (ChicknStripz)
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If the secret to dating is being perfectly happy single, people wouldn't date because being in a relationship can break your heart and you're already content by yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gju631/if_the_secret_to_dating_is_being_perfectly_happy/ (amnekian)
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Dough is the stem cell of the baking world - it can be turned into bread, pasta, pizza, doughnuts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gju3jz/dough_is_the_stem_cell_of_the_baking_world_it_can/ (strgzn)
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The only reason some people hate kids is because of the way some people raise kids

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gju25q/the_only_reason_some_people_hate_kids_is_because/ (MoistTeaBag23e)
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Gasoline smells like a orange version of chlorine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gju0vw/gasoline_smells_like_a_orange_version_of_chlorine/ (YEETERGOD)
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You know your password is good when you stump yourself with it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gju0oc/you_know_your_password_is_good_when_you_stump/ (MeowingMango)
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Nothing starts with an N and ends with a G.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjtx3h/nothing_starts_with_an_n_and_ends_with_a_g/ (DFordd)
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If there are child souls inside the fnaf animatronics and there is fnaf pornography is it technically considered CP

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjtx03/if_there_are_child_souls_inside_the_fnaf/ (SPOOK_LORD)
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If there is an infinite number of dimensions, in one of them, you didn’t get friend zoned.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjtwf5/if_there_is_an_infinite_number_of_dimensions_in/ (WarThunderMadness)
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If spodify gave us more skips we would skip songs more and hear more ads making them more money

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjtvag/if_spodify_gave_us_more_skips_we_would_skip_songs/ (phoopO6)
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Cat‌‌s ar‌‌e lik‌‌e strippers‌‌, yo‌‌u ar‌‌e welcom‌‌e t‌‌o watc‌‌h bu‌‌t touchin‌‌g par‌‌t i‌‌s tricky.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjtsy1/cats_are_like_strippers_you_are_welcome_to_watch/ (vpetrychuk)
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People who died while sleeping must've been scammed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjtssl/people_who_died_while_sleeping_mustve_been_scammed/ (Haboux)
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Whenever you see an RV towing a car behind it, the vehicle being towed is almost always a Jeep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjtrlh/whenever_you_see_an_rv_towing_a_car_behind_it_the/ (EviLincoln)
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Thrift stores are the adoption agencies for clothes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjtr52/thrift_stores_are_the_adoption_agencies_for/ (bhaggith)
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We aren't "discovering" anything when we uncover ancient ruins or artifacts of human history. Human civilization is remembering things that it collectively forgot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjtqup/we_arent_discovering_anything_when_we_uncover/ (Zenzennie)
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If you had sex with a ghost and someone walked in on you, they'd just see your preferred hole widening and shutting for no reason.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjtpw1/if_you_had_sex_with_a_ghost_and_someone_walked_in/ (vdobot)
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When you're a kid, having $10-$20 in your pocket felt like a lot of money. As an adult it still feels like a lot because nobody pays for things in cash anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjtpip/when_youre_a_kid_having_1020_in_your_pocket_felt/ (Trask37)
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There are some people that have never enjoyed listening to music

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjtocf/there_are_some_people_that_have_never_enjoyed/ (GoodGuyBlu)
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When we uncover past elements of human history, we aren't "discovering" anything. Human civilization is remembering things that it collectively forgot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjto54/when_we_uncover_past_elements_of_human_history_we/ ([deleted])
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Mr. Krabs might be one of the most honest business men simply because the way he advertises his food is exactly how it is when handed to customers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjtnnu/mr_krabs_might_be_one_of_the_most_honest_business/ (Colter_Cur)
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People like salty foods but not salty drinks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjtjx2/people_like_salty_foods_but_not_salty_drinks/ (MustardInMySocks)
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"Happy wife happy life" is a common saying, but "happy spouse happy house" rhymes just as well and is gender neutral.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjtip5/happy_wife_happy_life_is_a_common_saying_but/ (Jatomeer)
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If you take a Student Loan, then you're sponsoring yourself from the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjti5w/if_you_take_a_student_loan_then_youre_sponsoring/ (Dytlan-)
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In the future, recent history will be taught by visiting websites from the past.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjti34/in_the_future_recent_history_will_be_taught_by/ (ydoweshare)
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’The oldest trick in the book’ is one of the oldest phrases in the book

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjth5d/the_oldest_trick_in_the_book_is_one_of_the_oldest/ (Givemeurveinss)
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If people shouldn't be judged on their looks the kardashians have wasted their money

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjtgvl/if_people_shouldnt_be_judged_on_their_looks_the/ (WavyFranciss)
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It's strange that you have never seen your neighbors bring in their groceries. But know for a fact that they have seen you bring in yours.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjtdw0/its_strange_that_you_have_never_seen_your/ (Chris_c2)
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Gaston may have killed Bambi's mom

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjtbbk/gaston_may_have_killed_bambis_mom/ (Subscribe_to_Sam24)
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It's impressive when a robot can behave and move like a human and when a human can behave and move like a robot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjtab7/its_impressive_when_a_robot_can_behave_and_move/ (Lumireddit)
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the number of pistachio shells in the world is even.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjt9ja/the_number_of_pistachio_shells_in_the_world_is/ (mike_loves_memes)
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The hyena's probably ate Mufasa's body

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjt90z/the_hyenas_probably_ate_mufasas_body/ (Subscribe_to_Sam24)
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The ultimate compromise for conflicting ideas is if all parties' ideas are deemed as wrong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjt6s1/the_ultimate_compromise_for_conflicting_ideas_is/ (availablename0304)
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Sometimes giving up might lead us to a bigger and better achievement.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjt4v4/sometimes_giving_up_might_lead_us_to_a_bigger_and/ ([deleted])
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If you touch your phone in the right places you can get arrested

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjt2n3/if_you_touch_your_phone_in_the_right_places_you/ (omarpower123)
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Mint and chocolate ice-cream is still cold even if its warm, and is colder than normal ice cream when at the same temperature, therefore it is the true ice cream.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjt16q/mint_and_chocolate_icecream_is_still_cold_even_if/ (TheLolThatCould)
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David Lynch sees the world the way Werner Herzog describes it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjsylv/david_lynch_sees_the_world_the_way_werner_herzog/ (AJerkForAllSeasons)
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You can tell how expensive a car is by the beep it makes when you lock it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjsvq8/you_can_tell_how_expensive_a_car_is_by_the_beep/ (charcootmagoot)
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The pace at which you consume soup changes a lot from start to finish

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjsvge/the_pace_at_which_you_consume_soup_changes_a_lot/ (colbsauce)
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People in the witch trials could have been real witches. Not people with magic but believers in a witchery.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjsus6/people_in_the_witch_trials_could_have_been_real/ (Sherkler)
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People always smack their monitors when the computer gets stuck when something is probably wrong with the CPU.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjsuma/people_always_smack_their_monitors_when_the/ (Buckychamp)
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In the history more than 10.000 deities were recorded. So, if one of them actually exists, you have less than ~0,01% to believe at the right one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjsuel/in_the_history_more_than_10000_deities_were/ (crazyseph)
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If you watch the hunger games while high it turns into the hungry games

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjstrm/if_you_watch_the_hunger_games_while_high_it_turns/ (hdylan99)
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If you speak in chirps, every bird is a mocking bird.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjst5a/if_you_speak_in_chirps_every_bird_is_a_mocking/ ([deleted])
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Haircuts make you look older, but facial shaving makes you look younger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjsrxd/haircuts_make_you_look_older_but_facial_shaving/ (Galactica_Official)
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Genetic code is the oldest programming langauge

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjsro0/genetic_code_is_the_oldest_programming_langauge/ (bhaggith)
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Your Own Bones Will Probably Outlive You

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjsqgh/your_own_bones_will_probably_outlive_you/ (kevski98)
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Two Sounds That are Unmistakable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjsps1/two_sounds_that_are_unmistakable/ (GTBilly)
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Mystery meat is the only food that spoils twice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjsmlz/mystery_meat_is_the_only_food_that_spoils_twice/ (nu24601)
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Cars are technically spaceships.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjsm8b/cars_are_technically_spaceships/ (RunGooseRun)
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Galnax the Consumer is a cosmic entity who eats planets or something. Steve the Consumer is a guy who buys stuff

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjslub/galnax_the_consumer_is_a_cosmic_entity_who_eats/ (LeviAEthan512)
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Judging someone harsh enough could turn that person evil

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjskx5/judging_someone_harsh_enough_could_turn_that/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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Amazon is the real life version of the Blok Corporation from the Pendragon series

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjsi53/amazon_is_the_real_life_version_of_the_blok/ (HngryHngryHippowdons)
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If you keep removing non-essential parts off of multiple of the same thing, you can eventually put them together to make a full, free version of that thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjshe2/if_you_keep_removing_nonessential_parts_off_of/ (rob_inn_hood)
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If the shortest person in the world climbed Mount Everest they would at one point be the highest person in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjsgol/if_the_shortest_person_in_the_world_climbed_mount/ (EthanB222)
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Things like books and movies that aren’t 100% accurate to a event or are completely not real are nothing more than fan fictions of real life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjsg4z/things_like_books_and_movies_that_arent_100/ (DangeruslyAnomonys)
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We can always see our nose but our brain chooses to ignore it!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjse9w/we_can_always_see_our_nose_but_our_brain_chooses/ (dimmzflies)
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One of the most satisfying sounds must be when a Ferrari slowly creeps over a speed bump and there's a scraping sound from underneath it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjsawi/one_of_the_most_satisfying_sounds_must_be_when_a/ (SAURONMANTHEWHITE)
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If every US-born person had to take the naturalization test, a lot of people would probably be denied citizenship

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjsata/if_every_usborn_person_had_to_take_the/ (Berrystressed)
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Mermaids probably all have tentacles like Ursula but wear then fins like a shell to cover them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjs9rz/mermaids_probably_all_have_tentacles_like_ursula/ (ToyotaSupra00)
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Maybe dinosaurs aren't extinct and the people who keep them conceal it so they don't make laws restricting keeping dinosaurs as pets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjs8rt/maybe_dinosaurs_arent_extinct_and_the_people_who/ (Matthiasje)
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Your arms and legs have never felt themselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjs8dy/your_arms_and_legs_have_never_felt_themselves/ (WET-LASANGNA)
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If you lived forever, you’d watch too many people die to enjoy living forever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjs7vd/if_you_lived_forever_youd_watch_too_many_people/ (CheqTheHelper)
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There are two kinds of tired: One that you can insist on not resting and the other one where you just want to sleep no matter what.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjs7na/there_are_two_kinds_of_tired_one_that_you_can/ (skahhong)
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If you made pizza in space you could put toppings on both sides of the dough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjs63a/if_you_made_pizza_in_space_you_could_put_toppings/ (thehighplainsdrifter)
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pretzels look like crossed arms

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjs5v5/pretzels_look_like_crossed_arms/ (guitcho)
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when you drink a Glass of Water, you also fill it with air

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjs325/when_you_drink_a_glass_of_water_you_also_fill_it/ (OGBarsiku)
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'Choose your own adventure' books are the open world games of the book world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjs2id/choose_your_own_adventure_books_are_the_open/ (bhaggith)
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The lack of a haircut was all it took for some of us to forget our childhood lessons of the importance of delayed gratification.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjs1mi/the_lack_of_a_haircut_was_all_it_took_for_some_of/ (wormholetrafficjam)
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Due to our daily habits we know at least one third of our future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjs1gq/due_to_our_daily_habits_we_know_at_least_one/ (butwhy102)
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If no one is perfect, then technically everyone is perfect.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjs0v8/if_no_one_is_perfect_then_technically_everyone_is/ ([deleted])
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The first letter of the word “Closed” is open and the first letter of the word “Open” is closed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjrzsn/the_first_letter_of_the_word_closed_is_open_and/ (wick720)
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A bed is just a shelf for your body when your not using it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjrzbo/a_bed_is_just_a_shelf_for_your_body_when_your_not/ (Acomplished_Ocelot)
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The internet can make an average thought famous

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjrxnp/the_internet_can_make_an_average_thought_famous/ ([deleted])
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Stoners who play poker probaply don't know if they play for the pot or the pot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjrxko/stoners_who_play_poker_probaply_dont_know_if_they/ (J0N452OO2)
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You can predict how well someone can cook by asking them to show you their salt and pepper

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjrwoo/you_can_predict_how_well_someone_can_cook_by/ (gagnonca)
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Stoners who play piker probaply don't know if they play for the pot or the pot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjrunq/stoners_who_play_piker_probaply_dont_know_if_they/ ([deleted])
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A lot of women have had murderers inside them. Some men too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjrsdp/a_lot_of_women_have_had_murderers_inside_them/ (_tv_lover_)
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Due to the awful year, "20" will be the new "13" in someday.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjrrta/due_to_the_awful_year_20_will_be_the_new_13_in/ (alakota)
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Circle is the only shape that is a noun and a verb. You can't square around something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjrrcl/circle_is_the_only_shape_that_is_a_noun_and_a/ (zachhatchery)
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“Step-Bro” is the new “Daddy”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjrqoa/stepbro_is_the_new_daddy/ (ggus2003)
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If competitors evaluated each other’s food products to put the nutrition information on it, we’d know exactly what bad things were in each food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjrq8q/if_competitors_evaluated_each_others_food/ (Llonkrednaxela)
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we eat to preserve our life, we waste our life to eat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjrpmk/we_eat_to_preserve_our_life_we_waste_our_life_to/ (kskelts)
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If the surface of the Sun is scorching hot and deep space is freezing cold, there must be a place between them in space that is a beautiful 70 degrees.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjrocr/if_the_surface_of_the_sun_is_scorching_hot_and/ (musicfromanotherroom)
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The book "Where's Waldo" is training for kids to find that one specific toy in their incredibly messy room.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjro0n/the_book_wheres_waldo_is_training_for_kids_to/ (ilikeescorts)
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Most people look stupid when they draw something even if they're smart.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjrnuz/most_people_look_stupid_when_they_draw_something/ (kknd_cf)
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It’s impossible to tell the difference between a satirical post and something that’s so crazy it’s barely believable when reading conspiracy posts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjrmuo/its_impossible_to_tell_the_difference_between_a/ (chsavage)
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Bob Odenkirk and Jordan B. Peterson has the same voice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjrla9/bob_odenkirk_and_jordan_b_peterson_has_the_same/ (Alteronka)
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John Cena can sue the whole world for taking photos of him.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjrkyt/john_cena_can_sue_the_whole_world_for_taking/ (Oachkatzi)
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Someone you know could be faking an accent, they're just really good at it and you've never heard otherwise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjrkuk/someone_you_know_could_be_faking_an_accent_theyre/ (monezzzz)
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If someone ripped a bunch of different cash like $10,20,50 etc... into pieces and tapped together there serial numbers they’d have quite the bill.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjrkgy/if_someone_ripped_a_bunch_of_different_cash_like/ (Peyotech)
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I‌‌n som‌‌e wa‌‌y couc‌‌h i‌‌s ‌‌a tim‌‌e machine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjricr/in_some_way_couch_is_a_time_machine/ (vpetrychuk)
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Being unemployed is a more socially acceptable job status than being a social media influencer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjrib3/being_unemployed_is_a_more_socially_acceptable/ (my_son_is_a_box)
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For some reason white is white and black is black but grey gets credit for 95% of the spectrum between the two.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjrhjl/for_some_reason_white_is_white_and_black_is_black/ (mikebob89)
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You are constantly ritated until someone bugs you, then you become irritated

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjrhfa/you_are_constantly_ritated_until_someone_bugs_you/ (Mister-Tea-Cup)
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Having no strategy is also a strategy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjrfzr/having_no_strategy_is_also_a_strategy/ (SuqueMyCoque)
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Unless you hunt or grow your own food, you're most likely paying to poo.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjrfju/unless_you_hunt_or_grow_your_own_food_youre_most/ (AndyMcFlab)
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Celebrities will never get to meet their "biggest fan" because everyone who meets them says the exact same thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjrerm/celebrities_will_never_get_to_meet_their_biggest/ ([deleted])
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Getting hit by a car is incredibly dangerous.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjrd26/getting_hit_by_a_car_is_incredibly_dangerous/ (Everydaybadnews)
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In first-person games, the character never blinks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjrcu0/in_firstperson_games_the_character_never_blinks/ (chicken_cloudt)
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Celebrities will never meet their " biggest fan " because everyone who meets them says the exact same thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjrc2z/celebrities_will_never_meet_their_biggest_fan/ ([deleted])
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Someone who’s fart doesn’t smell has a rare odor that doesn’t have a matching receptor in the nose. Since dogs have more receptors that us, they can probably smell the fart that that one person has.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjrboo/someone_whos_fart_doesnt_smell_has_a_rare_odor/ (klashr13)
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Assassin's Creed Untiy is extremely unrealistic because Arno never surrenders

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjrbi0/assassins_creed_untiy_is_extremely_unrealistic/ (mybossthinksimmormon)
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Every season is mating season for humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjrap0/every_season_is_mating_season_for_humans/ (FateAcid)
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People will always have a chance to be the youngest person around, but not everyone has the chance to be the oldest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjrafu/people_will_always_have_a_chance_to_be_the/ (GeoWa)
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A lot of people are hoping that life doesn’t go back to normal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjr7hl/a_lot_of_people_are_hoping_that_life_doesnt_go/ (Everydaybadnews)
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No one pays attention to car alarms. They only serve to show when you screw up getting into your car.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjr6iz/no_one_pays_attention_to_car_alarms_they_only/ ([deleted])
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Demographics will make gay rights a thing of the past in Europe by 2050

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjr410/demographics_will_make_gay_rights_a_thing_of_the/ (NighHolistic)
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Prediction: as many people won't be able to get a haircut for a while, long hairstyles are going to become fashionable again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjr2i4/prediction_as_many_people_wont_be_able_to_get_a/ (massimol)
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Characters in movie adaptations of books would look different in our heads if it weren't for the movies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjr0ew/characters_in_movie_adaptations_of_books_would/ (Green__Wolf)
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Pinocchio got the wrong end of that deal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjqzuh/pinocchio_got_the_wrong_end_of_that_deal/ (Isntitabouttime69)
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Everything is made up of circles rotating around circles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjqxio/everything_is_made_up_of_circles_rotating_around/ (AmuroRay0704)
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Antarctica is the only place in the world to have a zero percent infant mortality rate. All nine children born there survived

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjqwvb/antarctica_is_the_only_place_in_the_world_to_have/ (CrankyLollopop)
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City folk may never experience how great well water tastes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjquap/city_folk_may_never_experience_how_great_well/ (SendItRicky)
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Posts on social media are the bumper stickers of the internet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjqt5w/posts_on_social_media_are_the_bumper_stickers_of/ (TurdMcGurt)
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If you fell down a bottomless pit, you’d die of dehydration

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjqqj8/if_you_fell_down_a_bottomless_pit_youd_die_of/ (mega-yeet)
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If we had tamed Bears instead of wolves thousands of years ago, we would have living teddybears as pets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjqqfx/if_we_had_tamed_bears_instead_of_wolves_thousands/ (Never-everland)
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We technically spend a large chunk of our lives balancing on just one foot, even just from walking

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjqpbk/we_technically_spend_a_large_chunk_of_our_lives/ (Garza304304)
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Eating a whole key lime pie is the ultimate skill.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjqpam/eating_a_whole_key_lime_pie_is_the_ultimate_skill/ (Everydaybadnews)
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The same force that brings people together drives them apart as they seek new and exciting things

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjqokn/the_same_force_that_brings_people_together_drives/ (ImNotAPersonAnymore)
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It is totally crazy to think about our bodies only being powered by a little water, food and sleep. Imagine how much energy our muscles produce every day and for how long we don’t run out of energy before we have to recharge.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjqny4/it_is_totally_crazy_to_think_about_our_bodies/ (boihedead)
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18 year old Zuckerberg would hate 36 year old Zuckerberg.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjqntx/18_year_old_zuckerberg_would_hate_36_year_old/ (PhaserToHeal)
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If you're ugly enough to be considered a zero, then you can't be underestimated.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjqnmm/if_youre_ugly_enough_to_be_considered_a_zero_then/ ([deleted])
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Fear is the frost that freezes the river of thought.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjqm67/fear_is_the_frost_that_freezes_the_river_of/ (WaterboardedApples)
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Paedophilia jokes as a genre lack depth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjqm4h/paedophilia_jokes_as_a_genre_lack_depth/ (Plus-Staff)
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Mysteries are side quests.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjqlse/mysteries_are_side_quests/ (Imjevon)
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There is no number that describes the number of numbers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjqlei/there_is_no_number_that_describes_the_number_of/ (Memes-And-Cheese)
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Rubber Duckies aren't usually made of rubber. They're mostly made of plastic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjqkqg/rubber_duckies_arent_usually_made_of_rubber/ (FluffyGoatHugs)
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There are probably a lot of animal species where we’ve made more fake versions of them than what exists in the wild. Like plastic and real flamingos.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjqk1g/there_are_probably_a_lot_of_animal_species_where/ (yeet12243)
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Paying for a plot in a cemetery was the original cryptocurrency

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjqjj3/paying_for_a_plot_in_a_cemetery_was_the_original/ (TheRoamingWizard)
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Everyone assumes you brought a knife to a gun fight, but not a gun to a knife fight

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjqiy9/everyone_assumes_you_brought_a_knife_to_a_gun/ (Half-rated)
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Phone books were one of the creepiest inventions. You could immediately stalk anyone you wanted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjqiqb/phone_books_were_one_of_the_creepiest_inventions/ ([deleted])
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An alcoholic who left drinking gets more praised by people than a Man who never touched alcohol

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjqhuf/an_alcoholic_who_left_drinking_gets_more_praised/ (lucifer_2003)
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“Creepy” has become a normalizing euphemism for systemic eradication of privacy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjqgi6/creepy_has_become_a_normalizing_euphemism_for/ (yosoysimulacra)
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If you could read minds you could tell if they were listening to you by listening for your voice in their head

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjqgh6/if_you_could_read_minds_you_could_tell_if_they/ (commentator184)
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If you see a girl kissing a frog, be kind and let her know she is supposed to be kissing a toad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjqfn0/if_you_see_a_girl_kissing_a_frog_be_kind_and_let/ (lions-n-tigers)
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If you are having a heart attack, you want to hit the ground as loud as possible

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjqf70/if_you_are_having_a_heart_attack_you_want_to_hit/ (durpswagjr)
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If you know, you know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjqf6q/if_you_know_you_know/ (FLEXSEXX)
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Kangaroos are relatede to Dinosaurs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjqens/kangaroos_are_relatede_to_dinosaurs/ (Ice-Juice1)
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You'll never be as old as you will be tomorrow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjqdij/youll_never_be_as_old_as_you_will_be_tomorrow/ (nitevid)
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A belt probably has a lot of poo particles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjqb94/a_belt_probably_has_a_lot_of_poo_particles/ (elscotto80)
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If you’re looking for a sign, anything that’s convenient/inconvenient to you will look like a sign. Instead, ask for specific signs to not mislead yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjqa71/if_youre_looking_for_a_sign_anything_thats/ (italiamor)
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When buying clothes, larger people get more for their money since more material is used for the the clothes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjq8v0/when_buying_clothes_larger_people_get_more_for/ (DiligentButtplug)
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Tea bags are expensive food dye.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjq7gl/tea_bags_are_expensive_food_dye/ (blinken6)
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Some white, black, and brown men view women of their race marrying a different race are traitors. That is probably an evidence of all races are equal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjq3tb/some_white_black_and_brown_men_view_women_of/ (CallMeComrade)
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Eating an egg is eating baby food that wasn't for you(r species).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjq2hs/eating_an_egg_is_eating_baby_food_that_wasnt_for/ (Blitzer_GamingYT)
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Due to most people having Bluetooth ear buds we're going to have to start buying overpriced wired ones on aeroplanes again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjq25l/due_to_most_people_having_bluetooth_ear_buds_were/ (GuyInTheBlackT)
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Every movie seems more inappropriate when watching it with your parents.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjq1e8/every_movie_seems_more_inappropriate_when/ (mynameiscat128)
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Square is the only shape that is both a noun and an adjective

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjpzsn/square_is_the_only_shape_that_is_both_a_noun_and/ (Farkle_Griffen)
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It's impossible to win an argument against a very stubborn person, no matter how stupid or wrong they are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjpzqv/its_impossible_to_win_an_argument_against_a_very/ (clarinetpanda)
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People in wheelchairs probably have the longest toenails out of all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjpycd/people_in_wheelchairs_probably_have_the_longest/ (Soldierman2020)
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Life is easier when there’s beer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjpxlp/life_is_easier_when_theres_beer/ (Everydaybadnews)
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Argumentation is to ideas, as survival of the fittest is to evolution.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjpvtw/argumentation_is_to_ideas_as_survival_of_the/ (Mikey10158)
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Life gets easier when you care less about what other people choose to do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjpvgb/life_gets_easier_when_you_care_less_about_what/ (Driplzy)
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The brain is the only organ that knows it’s an organ

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjpv07/the_brain_is_the_only_organ_that_knows_its_an/ (Kenneth_Hughson)
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You spend your whole life gathering people for your funeral.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjpusu/you_spend_your_whole_life_gathering_people_for/ (tseriesinhabitor)
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One of the most well known Dracula actors happened to play a character named COUNT Dooku.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjpuiz/one_of_the_most_well_known_dracula_actors/ (Polaris_SSE)
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Nobody really cares about anyone's tattoos. The only ones that truly get attention are bad ones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjptwi/nobody_really_cares_about_anyones_tattoos_the/ (sea_weed_salad)
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You can’t remember how your dreams start

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjpt6y/you_cant_remember_how_your_dreams_start/ (the-brown-memer)
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A circle is an infinite number of corners next to each other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjprd9/a_circle_is_an_infinite_number_of_corners_next_to/ (mr-twentysix)
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We will be slaves to our dental health for the rest of our lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjpq1t/we_will_be_slaves_to_our_dental_health_for_the/ (fakejewtalian)
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The meek are probably too scared to inherit the earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjpp56/the_meek_are_probably_too_scared_to_inherit_the/ (Everydaybadnews)
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If the movie coco was true, and you’re only undead if your someone remembers you, you’d likely be forgotten after 4-5 generations(100-120 years)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjpna3/if_the_movie_coco_was_true_and_youre_only_undead/ (DwyertheFire)
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Every human is capable of suffering a painful death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjpmcq/every_human_is_capable_of_suffering_a_painful/ (gcnHNYqvzB637fYQvQDt)
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You're usually not responsible for other people, but the spiteful ones sure as hell want you to be

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjpm95/youre_usually_not_responsible_for_other_people/ (DemocraticTerminator)
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Astronauts have probably dropped things due to them being used to zero G.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjpl70/astronauts_have_probably_dropped_things_due_to/ (coles2345)
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At least some of the trending Bill Gates conspiracy-mongering and vilification is probably done by people using Windows PCs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjpj7l/at_least_some_of_the_trending_bill_gates/ (challenge04)
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Subway makes it socially acceptable to eat a full loaf of bread in one sitting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjpj6g/subway_makes_it_socially_acceptable_to_eat_a_full/ (StayGlassy)
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If our urine was toxic, human warfare throughout history would have looked drastically different.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjpj4b/if_our_urine_was_toxic_human_warfare_throughout/ (jonseh)
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NK officers sure do have a lot of medals for an army that hasn't seen combat in 65 years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjphu9/nk_officers_sure_do_have_a_lot_of_medals_for_an/ (Dannyboi93)
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If you wear a helmet and you don't fall in your head even once it feels like you have wasted your money on it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjpgye/if_you_wear_a_helmet_and_you_dont_fall_in_your/ (DarkS-_-)
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Being thrown down a pit in Star Wars activates the plot armor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjpfg8/being_thrown_down_a_pit_in_star_wars_activates/ (Allalliterationaside)
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If the idea of ‘nothingness’ after death scares you, just think to before you were born, and the thought isn’t quite as bad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjpeiv/if_the_idea_of_nothingness_after_death_scares_you/ (Tits_of_Lardation)
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Your car's horn is a musical instrument that can only play one note.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjpefg/your_cars_horn_is_a_musical_instrument_that_can/ (bhaggith)
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There are people out there who buy $10,000 TV's and use a $10 bracket to hang them on the wall.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjpdy3/there_are_people_out_there_who_buy_10000_tvs_and/ (KirkyTS)
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There is no such thing as being too related.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjpcga/there_is_no_such_thing_as_being_too_related/ (Everydaybadnews)
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There's no shame in eating one of your ancestors, so long as you go back far enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjpb9q/theres_no_shame_in_eating_one_of_your_ancestors/ (We-are-straw-dogs)
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With cellphones becoming waterproof standard we will see people getting pushed into pools much more often again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjpb5z/with_cellphones_becoming_waterproof_standard_we/ (Thundrstrm)
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Nihilism could be an objective truth but the few people able to truly comprehend it would never write a book about their findings because, "there's no point".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjpaxc/nihilism_could_be_an_objective_truth_but_the_few/ (AHamOnRye)
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Putting an inverted picture in Tinder can force the viewer to rotate his/her phone and swipe you actual right when it is left for him/her.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjpami/putting_an_inverted_picture_in_tinder_can_force/ (sarthak_04)
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Holy bread is the most widely consumed food that you can't buy at the grocery store.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjp9yx/holy_bread_is_the_most_widely_consumed_food_that/ (bhaggith)
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"People losing their phones" could plausibly become a whole subgenre of horror movies in the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjp8y0/people_losing_their_phones_could_plausibly_become/ (Judge_T)
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When people seek to learn an extinct language, it’s a self-fulfilling prophecy. It will still go to the grave with you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjp8lp/when_people_seek_to_learn_an_extinct_language_its/ (Norcan987)
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It's when you pee naked do you realize just how much pee splashes on your legs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjp7zm/its_when_you_pee_naked_do_you_realize_just_how/ (GhostRoboX5)
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You can't zoombomb a zoom bomber convention.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjp7es/you_cant_zoombomb_a_zoom_bomber_convention/ (sparkyfelix)
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We don't like it when we don't know what the surprise is, but we also don't like it when people spoil the surprise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjp6u2/we_dont_like_it_when_we_dont_know_what_the/ (DoesNotCompute91)
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If you could meet your 100 millionth great grandfather, you would eat him with a slice of lemon and tartare sauce.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjp5zl/if_you_could_meet_your_100_millionth_great/ (JellyRollGeorge)
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Most of us are unable to understand how a healthy relationship works because media and culture are showing us only how it feels to be in love and what to do to pursue love, not how a healthy relationship works.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjp5e6/most_of_us_are_unable_to_understand_how_a_healthy/ (Strudel4427)
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Shrimps look like poorly designed seahorses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjp55b/shrimps_look_like_poorly_designed_seahorses/ ([deleted])
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80% of all statistics are made up on the spot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjp4yo/80_of_all_statistics_are_made_up_on_the_spot/ (ProximaCentauris)
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Tigers give excessively toothy blowjobs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjp47q/tigers_give_excessively_toothy_blowjobs/ (Everydaybadnews)
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Next level self awareness is conceding defeat in your own hypothetical head arguments

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjp0fs/next_level_self_awareness_is_conceding_defeat_in/ (leadingzer0)
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There must be a certain point of tightness at which a net becomes a cloth and viceversa.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjoz8r/there_must_be_a_certain_point_of_tightness_at/ (gabbonline)
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There is no concept of age in online community, we assume all people are at the same age. Unless they tell you their age.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjoz74/there_is_no_concept_of_age_in_online_community_we/ ([deleted])
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If women are born with all the eggs they’ll ever have, then your grandmother technically gave birth to you as well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjoyuh/if_women_are_born_with_all_the_eggs_theyll_ever/ (ElTejonGuapo)
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Since our bodies are powered by the calories we consume, and the calories come from other plants and animals, we literally consume things to absorb their power. Therefore, we are all Kirby.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjoyle/since_our_bodies_are_powered_by_the_calories_we/ (GlitterInfection)
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Our ancestors always ate BBQ

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjoyj8/our_ancestors_always_ate_bbq/ (Bored_Bee)
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You have a higher chance of dying rather than being with your crush

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjoxri/you_have_a_higher_chance_of_dying_rather_than/ (themix2223)
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Since we started wearing face masks, wearing of lipstick has declined.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjow40/since_we_started_wearing_face_masks_wearing_of/ (DebiDebbyDebbie)
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Maybe there are stupid people out there so the rest of us can learn from their mistakes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjov4b/maybe_there_are_stupid_people_out_there_so_the/ (Artezard)
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Anyone can predict the future, just not accurately.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjotok/anyone_can_predict_the_future_just_not_accurately/ (JamSandwichZZX)
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Happy Gilmore had a terrible PR person. It shouldn't take an epiphany to realize the hottest new golfer is perfect for endorsements.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjoszq/happy_gilmore_had_a_terrible_pr_person_it/ (robb0688)
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Tv ads that showcase gamers really overestimate how much body movement is in involved when it comes to playing games

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjosic/tv_ads_that_showcase_gamers_really_overestimate/ (kioshi43)
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The existence of red angry emojis indicate the presence of blood vessels in emojis.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjoseb/the_existence_of_red_angry_emojis_indicate_the/ (LegitUnknownTurtle)
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All goldfish taste the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjorw4/all_goldfish_taste_the_same/ (ShaleSurf)
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Every year in recorded history was experienced first hand by someone in your direct familial lineage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjoq9z/every_year_in_recorded_history_was_experienced/ (SyrupOnWaffle_)
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Someday, the shopping basket icon in online stores will be as obsolete and abstract as the floppy disk save icon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjopcg/someday_the_shopping_basket_icon_in_online_stores/ (ChipBiscuit)
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Thunder storms are the sky's way of having a mental breakdown- it can go on for a bit, or for a while and then it gets sunny again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjompw/thunder_storms_are_the_skys_way_of_having_a/ (CIuelessAtTimes)
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If you have an organ donor card, you drop loot when you die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjomkm/if_you_have_an_organ_donor_card_you_drop_loot/ ([deleted])
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Hot sauce is either the reason to eat chicken wings or chicken wings is the reason to eat hot sauce.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjoleu/hot_sauce_is_either_the_reason_to_eat_chicken/ (pikknz)
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If you follow the timeline for Star Wars it’s been 86 years since the “first” movie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjojbb/if_you_follow_the_timeline_for_star_wars_its_been/ (Peyotech)
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OJ is the OG of all juice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjoig8/oj_is_the_og_of_all_juice/ (Chernobog_7)
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If all life is your imagination then your a sado machinist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjogqp/if_all_life_is_your_imagination_then_your_a_sado/ (waffle_killer123)
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You might be your age but your body is made of 13.5 billion year old parts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjogow/you_might_be_your_age_but_your_body_is_made_of/ (GravyxNips)
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You'll never be able to be completely still, something on you or in you is always moving. Not to mention the movement of the planets and stars

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjog5w/youll_never_be_able_to_be_completely_still/ (RedgrumGrinboldt)
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People love watching sunrise and sunsets just because there is more air between them and the Sun.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjofw1/people_love_watching_sunrise_and_sunsets_just/ (pranav2112)
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Rick Rolling has probably accounted for some of Rick Astley's success

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjofso/rick_rolling_has_probably_accounted_for_some_of/ (JammyCoDmaster)
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You only really feel your muscles move when they’re sore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjoffs/you_only_really_feel_your_muscles_move_when/ (Indiium)
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If some teachers give many assignments worth less points, and others less assignments worth more points, that’s a form of inflation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjoelk/if_some_teachers_give_many_assignments_worth_less/ (HardAlmond)
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If a child is a copy of thier parents combined, then a child of interbreeding is a copy of a copy of their grandparents. The loss of quality in such event is a weird similarity between humankind and copy printers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjodfr/if_a_child_is_a_copy_of_thier_parents_combined/ (monarking1337)
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By going outside with a mask we'll all end up with a reversed ski tan

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjo9pg/by_going_outside_with_a_mask_well_all_end_up_with/ (Poulem)
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Lamps in video games use real electricity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjo9hq/lamps_in_video_games_use_real_electricity/ ([deleted])
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You probably correct autocorrect more than it corrects you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjo90q/you_probably_correct_autocorrect_more_than_it/ (iamgulshansingh)
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Every living thing is solar powered

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjo8ig/every_living_thing_is_solar_powered/ (Ass_Raider)
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Starting our latest generations at X is kind of tempting fate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjo7b8/starting_our_latest_generations_at_x_is_kind_of/ (nitevid)
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Everything happens in a fraction of a second

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjo5x0/everything_happens_in_a_fraction_of_a_second/ (miszczu037)
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Pulsars have rotation periods of milliseconds-to-seconds and there are thousands in our galaxy alone. It's nearly certain there's a star pulsing to the Bee Gee's "Stayin' Alive" out there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjo0x5/pulsars_have_rotation_periods_of/ (msnf)
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If someone could read minds for a week they’d uncover some really messed up stuff.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjnzv9/if_someone_could_read_minds_for_a_week_theyd/ ([deleted])
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If you like the way you look when you're naked, you don't have self-esteem issues.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjnx0i/if_you_like_the_way_you_look_when_youre_naked_you/ ([deleted])
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Most people die not knowing what zebra meat tastes like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjnws8/most_people_die_not_knowing_what_zebra_meat/ (hmansloth)
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If a person falls 10x their height they could die. If an insect falls 1000x their height they don't give two shits.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjnwgq/if_a_person_falls_10x_their_height_they_could_die/ (A_Friend_Indeed93)
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The “you’re ugly” insult is the biggest blame game ever, because anyone could just blame that on their parents, then they could blame it on their parents.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjnw32/the_youre_ugly_insult_is_the_biggest_blame_game/ (bagel_crumb)
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If women have all their eggs at birth... a part of you is (or was) as old as your mother.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjnugy/if_women_have_all_their_eggs_at_birth_a_part_of/ (dsolo01)
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Once you put a price tag on yourself you cease to be priceless.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjnrjz/once_you_put_a_price_tag_on_yourself_you_cease_to/ (ProbeUranus)
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You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjnqx7/you_dont_need_a_parachute_to_go_skydiving_you/ (S7seven7)
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Somewhere there is probably a multi million dollar painting being held up by a two dollar picture frame wire

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjnq0o/somewhere_there_is_probably_a_multi_million/ (bhaggith)
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People with glasses will never see a sauna in 20/20

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjnp9s/people_with_glasses_will_never_see_a_sauna_in_2020/ (ambitiouslearner123)
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you can only do meditation when you lose the intention to do it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjnp7z/you_can_only_do_meditation_when_you_lose_the/ (theEndWasShit)
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We try to remember something we forgot about, but forgot what we were trying to remember.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjnnr7/we_try_to_remember_something_we_forgot_about_but/ (XenosyncReddit)
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Technically adding water to any meal makes it a stew

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjnnck/technically_adding_water_to_any_meal_makes_it_a/ (bhaggith)
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Using your touchpad to draw in MS Paint is technically finger painting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjnnc6/using_your_touchpad_to_draw_in_ms_paint_is/ (AnonCaptain002)
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The first letter of the word Closed is open and the first letter of the word Open is closed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjnmu2/the_first_letter_of_the_word_closed_is_open_and/ (jacob0088)
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Fences and noise are the two things commonly shared by neighbor's.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjnlry/fences_and_noise_are_the_two_things_commonly/ (Currynrice9728)
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If flowers are the sexual organs of plants, bees are technically molesters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjnlcd/if_flowers_are_the_sexual_organs_of_plants_bees/ (meowzafish)
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It sucks when a bird shits on your car, but it sucks even more when something other than a bird shits on your car.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjnkdh/it_sucks_when_a_bird_shits_on_your_car_but_it/ (lions-n-tigers)
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No one thinks that they're perfect but everyone acts like they are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjnk9b/no_one_thinks_that_theyre_perfect_but_everyone/ (TheRikari)
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People who watch movies with subtitles know how to describe all kinds of sound

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjnk6g/people_who_watch_movies_with_subtitles_know_how/ (xd-IPSIT)
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If apple or Samsung made a phone with ‘blue light blocking glass’ as the screen, they would outsell a lot of other phones. It would also change the phone game forever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjnj95/if_apple_or_samsung_made_a_phone_with_blue_light/ ([deleted])
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Coming up with the word epiphany would have been a moment of sudden and great revelation or realization.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjnijb/coming_up_with_the_word_epiphany_would_have_been/ (scoovydoodah)
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Nine out of ten dogs prefer Ritz chips to regular chips.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjnhz8/nine_out_of_ten_dogs_prefer_ritz_chips_to_regular/ (Everydaybadnews)
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The quietest and most innocent people you know are the ones who have the dirtiest kinks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjnhgz/the_quietest_and_most_innocent_people_you_know/ (gcnHNYqvzB637fYQvQDt)
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When you’re being kept awake by thoughts of how cringey you were when you were younger, there’s probably a future you thinking exactly the same thing about present you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjngf1/when_youre_being_kept_awake_by_thoughts_of_how/ (arinrnaidu)
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We can think consciously thanks to our brain, but we still can't fully understand why we can do that. So our brain doesn't how to think but does it anyway

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjng5t/we_can_think_consciously_thanks_to_our_brain_but/ (_Bergram8_)
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Wow. It’s damp in here.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjneoq/wow_its_damp_in_here/ (Everydaybadnews)
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Shelter in place orders and hotel closures have probably led to the end of many affairs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjnd2b/shelter_in_place_orders_and_hotel_closures_have/ (DeeToTheWee)
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"unprecedented times" is the new "it's a dry heat"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjncfy/unprecedented_times_is_the_new_its_a_dry_heat/ (Hawkonthehill)
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When someone asks for your input, from your point of view it's your output.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjnah2/when_someone_asks_for_your_input_from_your_point/ (tdpnate)
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Nuclear Power is safer, produces more power, and are overall better for the environment the Wind Farms and Solar Power plants. However, due to the connection to Nuclear Bomb, and Nuclear Disasters, most of the world is decommissioning more and more of these powerplants.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjnadc/nuclear_power_is_safer_produces_more_power_and/ (Nukemanrunning)
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Elves can't lay their heads sideways.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjn9o4/elves_cant_lay_their_heads_sideways/ (TheCoolMon)
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With no pedestrians on the street, running from the police in your car has never been safer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjn9cj/with_no_pedestrians_on_the_street_running_from/ (Mdizzle29)
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It's weird how the inside of the mouth is constantly moist, but never wrinkly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjn81q/its_weird_how_the_inside_of_the_mouth_is/ (Inycyon)
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The louder the music in ur car is the faster you feel like you're driving

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjn772/the_louder_the_music_in_ur_car_is_the_faster_you/ (therealgold55)
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If there’s a “heavens yes” and a “hell no,” why isn’t there a “purgatory maybe?”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjn6zd/if_theres_a_heavens_yes_and_a_hell_no_why_isnt/ ([deleted])
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The scariest part of being an animal is knowing very little of your predators until you meet your very first one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjn6eq/the_scariest_part_of_being_an_animal_is_knowing/ (wunderbraten)
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Barbie movies were the first cinematic universe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjn5ve/barbie_movies_were_the_first_cinematic_universe/ (Gazabo)
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Everyone once held the title of being the youngest person in the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjn5la/everyone_once_held_the_title_of_being_the/ (shashwat8711)
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Whistle blower is a fancy word for snitch

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjn545/whistle_blower_is_a_fancy_word_for_snitch/ (Princess-honeysuckle)
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Toys in garbage dumps will spookily go off in the middle of the night - for no one - due to dying batteries.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjn4xl/toys_in_garbage_dumps_will_spookily_go_off_in_the/ (megadecimal)
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Tortillas are food swishers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjn3xf/tortillas_are_food_swishers/ (AppleberryJames)
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Technically, Hell is a gated community.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjn2qh/technically_hell_is_a_gated_community/ (DerpapadoopIII)
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Kidding could be a euphemism for having children

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjn257/kidding_could_be_a_euphemism_for_having_children/ (_clintm_)
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Congrats you aren't a total Disappointment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjn1x2/congrats_you_arent_a_total_disappointment/ ([deleted])
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Dogs bark because they don’t understand locks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjn1nx/dogs_bark_because_they_dont_understand_locks/ (Norfsouf)
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Cats smell like sausage rolls.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjn194/cats_smell_like_sausage_rolls/ (Lilliannr)
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The moral lesson for Jack and the bean stalk is " when you're going to steal, prepare to murder" - Peter Griffin

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjmybx/the_moral_lesson_for_jack_and_the_bean_stalk_is/ (OverHealing16)
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100 years in the future, Google Earth will be used in history classes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjmxjk/100_years_in_the_future_google_earth_will_be_used/ (VanHautin)
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Reincarnation is the only after life we have any slight proof on, as we decompose we feed the earth for life to grow again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjmvf6/reincarnation_is_the_only_after_life_we_have_any/ (frogs-and-flowers)
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Flat-earthers might just be 2D creatures that can’t imagine 3 dimensions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjmv54/flatearthers_might_just_be_2d_creatures_that_cant/ (daneett)
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There is some unknown height at which a stool becomes a ladder

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjmttl/there_is_some_unknown_height_at_which_a_stool/ (bhaggith)
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We have no clue what true death feels like

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjmqpv/we_have_no_clue_what_true_death_feels_like/ (Gasterfire6)
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The smell of air is the scent when you “don’t smell anything”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjmp7o/the_smell_of_air_is_the_scent_when_you_dont_smell/ (eeIia)
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For every parent there comes a moment when the combined age of your children exceeds your own age. And there's no word for it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjmosl/for_every_parent_there_comes_a_moment_when_the/ (i_never_ever_learn)
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As children, we pretend to be other people. As adults, we pretend to be ourselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjmogy/as_children_we_pretend_to_be_other_people_as/ (DeeToTheWee)
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We’re all familiar with the meaning of “running around like a headless chicken” but most of us have never actually seen a headless chicken run around.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjmofb/were_all_familiar_with_the_meaning_of_running/ (bdunc956)
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4 Bytes being a word on computer memory can also be thought as word having 4 characters, each character being a byte in ASCII

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjmnvl/4_bytes_being_a_word_on_computer_memory_can_also/ (peterpansdiary)
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Doing a push-up is a great way to experience forced perspective.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjmm1t/doing_a_pushup_is_a_great_way_to_experience/ (lions-n-tigers)
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We fell into a habit of dedicating novels to living people, and dedicating movies in memory of dead people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjmlzs/we_fell_into_a_habit_of_dedicating_novels_to/ (smedsterwho)
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Gatorade is a real life stamina potion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjmksp/gatorade_is_a_real_life_stamina_potion/ (TopTHEbest232)
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The recovered drug addict get more praise and appreciation than a person who never did drugs in the first place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjmjk8/the_recovered_drug_addict_get_more_praise_and/ (jellycustard671)
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People who play video games on PC probably have stronger pinky fingers than console gamers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjmjf8/people_who_play_video_games_on_pc_probably_have/ (bhaggith)
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If we fund-raise $500,000 we could probably overthrow The Gambia

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjfs8v/if_we_fundraise_500000_we_could_probably/ (GWLPotassium)
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People looking cool while they smoke in movies makes you want to smoke.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gjfl8v/people_looking_cool_while_they_smoke_in_movies/ (Riffle-Chips)
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On a seven-segment digital display, the numbers 25 and 52 both look like vases.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj4lp0/on_a_sevensegment_digital_display_the_numbers_25/ (cfard)
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You're not afraid of being alone in the dark, you're afraid of not being alone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj3aw3/youre_not_afraid_of_being_alone_in_the_dark_youre/ (OptimusRatchet)
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If you attempt to rob a bank, you will have no issues paying for food, rent, or bills for the next ten years regardless of your success.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj3790/if_you_attempt_to_rob_a_bank_you_will_have_no/ (Adventure84)
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You're not scared of being alone in the dark, you're scared of not being alone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj347j/youre_not_scared_of_being_alone_in_the_dark_youre/ (OptimusRatchet)
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We use " :) " instead of " (: " because we imagine faces top to bottom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj33zq/we_use_instead_of_because_we_imagine_faces_top_to/ (AADhrubo)
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the biggest plothole in all of star wars: how did the death star manage to blow up alderaan when opperated by people who can never hit their target.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj33jg/the_biggest_plothole_in_all_of_star_wars_how_did/ (RTooDeeTo)
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The more you paint a room, the smaller it gets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj33f0/the_more_you_paint_a_room_the_smaller_it_gets/ (Mistake1504)
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If only human eyes glowed in the dark like a dogs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj2q7q/if_only_human_eyes_glowed_in_the_dark_like_a_dogs/ (VerbotenPublish)
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The coffin dancers must be really strong considering the weight of the person and the coffin altogether

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj2q5j/the_coffin_dancers_must_be_really_strong/ (bigfeetsmallpp)
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Having a few people with insomnia in a group might have helped protect from night invaders and been an evolutionary advantage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj2oc6/having_a_few_people_with_insomnia_in_a_group/ (Emptyshiki)
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The most unwashed part of your body are your eyeballs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj2oag/the_most_unwashed_part_of_your_body_are_your/ (DerpapadoopIII)
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Your copy of the sandlot also doubles as a recipe for making S’mores

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj2o4s/your_copy_of_the_sandlot_also_doubles_as_a_recipe/ (jgilly00)
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If you notice how good the cgi is in a movie, it’s not good enough cgi.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj2nkj/if_you_notice_how_good_the_cgi_is_in_a_movie_its/ (errrror-404)
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No matter how good a life you live, you’re always going to be the bad lyric to someone’s failed song. Some things don’t change.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj2isy/no_matter_how_good_a_life_you_live_youre_always/ (sir_cas)
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the bread in grilled cheese is optional

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj2d7g/the_bread_in_grilled_cheese_is_optional/ (frdesrepr)
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Alarm clocks are frustrating whether they work or don’t work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj2boh/alarm_clocks_are_frustrating_whether_they_work_or/ (tjaypetey)
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The people in "Tiger King" are to zookeepers, what televangelists are to priests.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj2b28/the_people_in_tiger_king_are_to_zookeepers_what/ (Gilgameshbrah)
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The more you wanna replicate how loud someone was, the more you whisper.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj2ab6/the_more_you_wanna_replicate_how_loud_someone_was/ (Black_Salsa)
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People tell you to “break a leg” before an audition because they want you to end up in the cast

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj281s/people_tell_you_to_break_a_leg_before_an_audition/ (Jamo999)
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Grilled cheese can be made without the bread

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj27qo/grilled_cheese_can_be_made_without_the_bread/ (frdesrepr)
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If you attempted to rob a bank, your food and rent will be easier to take care of, no matter what the outcome

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj27hs/if_you_attempted_to_rob_a_bank_your_food_and_rent/ (TotallyNotGameWorthy)
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Given water surface tension if a giant were to cry their tears won't be much bigger than ours.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj279f/given_water_surface_tension_if_a_giant_were_to/ (nimitz12)
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Many people who date come from the same ancestors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj25j3/many_people_who_date_come_from_the_same_ancestors/ (EntitledThomas)
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If Darth Vader was Luke Skywalkers father, then Princess Leia was also Darth Vader's daughter, but nobody really talks about that.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj244m/if_darth_vader_was_luke_skywalkers_father_then/ (Clinton3331)
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Killing spiders ultimately makes the spider genetic pool sneakier and more deadly. Possibly more cute too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj21kp/killing_spiders_ultimately_makes_the_spider/ (Peyotech)
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I've never seen someone walking their cat outside

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj20uh/ive_never_seen_someone_walking_their_cat_outside/ (undeadfire)
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Even though it's one of the most popular alcoholic beverages, there are barely any cocktails with beer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj20kf/even_though_its_one_of_the_most_popular_alcoholic/ (myvirginityisstrong)
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You spend your whole life gathering people for your funeral

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj1xkl/you_spend_your_whole_life_gathering_people_for/ (bobmanjoeman)
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A microphone is bigger than a regular phone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj1vyp/a_microphone_is_bigger_than_a_regular_phone/ (IAmBlack626)
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If your work is prescribing people glasses, your job is to change the way people see you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj1vvf/if_your_work_is_prescribing_people_glasses_your/ (Tezla_Grey)
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You can never see your own face. Your whole life you just rely on pictures and reflections.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj1uft/you_can_never_see_your_own_face_your_whole_life/ (LivigirlUwU)
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Whenever computer ask "Are you a robot" maybe it's just trying to find it's family

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj1rib/whenever_computer_ask_are_you_a_robot_maybe_its/ (mrsharmayt)
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Hitman is actually the modern Assassin's Creed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj1r62/hitman_is_actually_the_modern_assassins_creed/ (aay-kay47)
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Flowers are Reproductive organs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj1q0t/flowers_are_reproductive_organs/ (A_shovel_)
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‌‌Every t‌‌ime G‌‌oogle M‌‌aps e‌‌stimates y‌‌our a‌‌rrival t‌‌ime, i‌‌t c‌‌hallenges y‌‌ou.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj1ph2/every_time_google_maps_estimates_your_arrival/ (vpetrychuk)
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András Arató (hide the pain Harold) is the most famous male model in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj1pgl/andrás_arató_hide_the_pain_harold_is_the_most/ (bieberlover901)
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Your bike ride experience goes downhill when you go uphill, and uphill when you go downhill.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj1ouo/your_bike_ride_experience_goes_downhill_when_you/ (dr_brapple)
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Making out must be really awkward for sword fish to attempt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj1otq/making_out_must_be_really_awkward_for_sword_fish/ (okoktadok)
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We are drinking "recycled" waste water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj1os2/we_are_drinking_recycled_waste_water/ (-DivineGod-)
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It is indeed possible to be “too cool for school,” as charisma is probably the most important trait in the modern world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj1mef/it_is_indeed_possible_to_be_too_cool_for_school/ (dqflynn)
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We have a song that is sung whenever we turn one year older, but we don't have any songs sung when we are actually born.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj1kg0/we_have_a_song_that_is_sung_whenever_we_turn_one/ (supertaquito)
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Eyebrows are the mustache of the eye.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj1k6n/eyebrows_are_the_mustache_of_the_eye/ (urosrgn)
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The ruler must be based on Men’s sizes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj1jt4/the_ruler_must_be_based_on_mens_sizes/ (kpounce)
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A certain German leader has ruined our chance to cut our moustaches as a square.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj1j9e/a_certain_german_leader_has_ruined_our_chance_to/ (TheLegendaryphreaker)
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The first human to see the sun set must've been terrified.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj1ive/the_first_human_to_see_the_sun_set_mustve_been/ (slayniac)
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If men had lost their sex drive, society would either be super productive or super lazy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj1i18/if_men_had_lost_their_sex_drive_society_would/ (LifeTopic)
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The Charlotte Hornets basketball team need to rebrand as quick as possible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj1ayg/the_charlotte_hornets_basketball_team_need_to/ (Prime-D-Wade)
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Sharks don't know trees exist. Trees don't know sharks exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj194b/sharks_dont_know_trees_exist_trees_dont_know/ (-DivineGod-)
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Magic that we see in books and movies may not exist but we do have things like music, love, and art, that can have magical effects on us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj177b/magic_that_we_see_in_books_and_movies_may_not/ (ridemooses)
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All your clothes got holes in them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj173d/all_your_clothes_got_holes_in_them/ (freesoup99)
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It seems that X-Men and Rick & Morty are having a contest to see who can show the most alternate realities to viewers, but only one of them admits to doing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj16rn/it_seems_that_xmen_and_rick_morty_are_having_a/ (Spajdrastic)
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Water grows if u water it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj0yk0/water_grows_if_u_water_it/ (xmattar)
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You will never see a giraffe in zero gravity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj0ugu/you_will_never_see_a_giraffe_in_zero_gravity/ (takaperoinen-miete)
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If u tried robbing a bank, u will have no problems with food, rent and bills regardless of ur success

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj0tld/if_u_tried_robbing_a_bank_u_will_have_no_problems/ (xmattar)
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‌‌When w‌‌e t‌‌hink, t‌‌he v‌‌oice i‌‌n o‌‌ur m‌‌inds s‌‌ounds t‌‌he b‌‌est. W‌‌hen w‌‌e s‌‌peak, i‌‌t s‌‌ounds n‌‌ormal. A‌‌nd w‌‌hen w‌‌e l‌‌isten t‌‌o i‌‌t f‌‌rom a‌‌ r‌‌ecording, i‌‌t s‌‌ounds w‌‌eird.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj0t0e/when_we_think_the_voice_in_our_minds_sounds_the/ (vpetrychuk)
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Doors open horizontally because it is more convenient than opening upwards

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj0rpl/doors_open_horizontally_because_it_is_more/ (frdesrepr)
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Killing spiders, mosquitos, ticks etc... will ultimately turn them into stronger breeds that are harder to get rid of.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj0mmn/killing_spiders_mosquitos_ticks_etc_will/ (Peyotech)
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The horses in Chess move in a L formation because, historically, cavalry was used to flank the enemy troops

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj0iq3/the_horses_in_chess_move_in_a_l_formation_because/ (mauri_k)
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A turtle is a tortoises mermaid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj0hdc/a_turtle_is_a_tortoises_mermaid/ (Henktor)
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The top half of your smartphone screen has more dead cells etc. laying around, because you usually swipe up more than you swipe down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj0dbr/the_top_half_of_your_smartphone_screen_has_more/ (DoesNotCompute91)
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When you eat an egg, you're eating that animal's period

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj0con/when_you_eat_an_egg_youre_eating_that_animals/ (matthewwhitt2)
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A lot of people use the word nonchalant, but you don't really hear many people using the word chalant

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj0a55/a_lot_of_people_use_the_word_nonchalant_but_you/ (emmbeautyblogger)
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Congratulations for reaching 20 million!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj09yi/congratulations_for_reaching_20_million/ (gcnHNYqvzB637fYQvQDt)
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Lamps in video games use real electricity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj09a9/lamps_in_video_games_use_real_electricity/ (lilwicky)
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2017 feels like yesterday, but 2018 feels like a century ago.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj08t0/2017_feels_like_yesterday_but_2018_feels_like_a/ (AviationApple)
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Often times in video games we have to press a button to press a button.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj0602/often_times_in_video_games_we_have_to_press_a/ (Alluzzzz)
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Japan’s National Anthem is their anime opening.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj052s/japans_national_anthem_is_their_anime_opening/ (small-Magnum)
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If immortality became possible, the first generation of immortal beings would likely be without their parents for eternity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gj04sr/if_immortality_became_possible_the_first/ (ProNoobi)
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Dogs have an innate biological strategy game in which they protect and expand their own territories by pissing on other player’s territories

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gizzam/dogs_have_an_innate_biological_strategy_game_in/ (mysterpoeleece1)
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A very specific sequence of keystrokes could end the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gizuq6/a_very_specific_sequence_of_keystrokes_could_end/ (scooterT12)
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Being an escaped convict just got a whole lot easier with everyone wearing masks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/giztzy/being_an_escaped_convict_just_got_a_whole_lot/ (areach50)
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In cop shows they always ask if the suspect is black, white, or Hispanic. They assume the suspect is not gonna be Asian.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gizqqr/in_cop_shows_they_always_ask_if_the_suspect_is/ (PPLovee)
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A lot of kids start watching porn before they actually know how reproduction works.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gizpds/a_lot_of_kids_start_watching_porn_before_they/ (User_26)
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Sprinklers are always in a hurry to go left but always so chill to go right.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gizp8s/sprinklers_are_always_in_a_hurry_to_go_left_but/ (Av0cado_t0ast)
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If ethics weren't a thing, life would play out very differently for everyone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gizoqz/if_ethics_werent_a_thing_life_would_play_out_very/ (Inaerius)
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The whole Rick Rolling thing has made an actual good song into one of the most despised songs out there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gizjpm/the_whole_rick_rolling_thing_has_made_an_actual/ (lookatthisdude1234)
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It doesn't matter if you are 6 or 60, a fart is always funny.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gizi20/it_doesnt_matter_if_you_are_6_or_60_a_fart_is/ (CharlesEcheeze)
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Wearing these masks probably makes paparazzi's lives more difficult and celebrities' much easier.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gizfb5/wearing_these_masks_probably_makes_paparazzis/ (Wenis22)
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Glass is invisible unless it is dirty or reflecting light

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gizf64/glass_is_invisible_unless_it_is_dirty_or/ (bhaggith)
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You are not constantly learning while learning something. You feel that you are not making any progress for sometime and abruptly start doing it the right way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gizdq5/you_are_not_constantly_learning_while_learning/ (Syed-Ashik)
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As kids, we expect the good and are surprised by the bad. As adults, we expect the bad and are surprised by the good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/giza30/as_kids_we_expect_the_good_and_are_surprised_by/ (DeeToTheWee)
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If someone paid our rent and food for 18 years we would do anything they ever asked us to, yep we complained when our parents asked us to take out the trash as kids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gim0d6/if_someone_paid_our_rent_and_food_for_18_years_we/ (Snackasm)
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We always want to see what would've happened in another reality if something had happened at x point in history, but we never think about that we live in one of these x's, and another reality would've thought the same about "us".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gijjgn/we_always_want_to_see_what_wouldve_happened_in/ (Thevedel123)
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The word “fulfilling” kinda describes itself twice at once.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gij2rw/the_word_fulfilling_kinda_describes_itself_twice/ (PartTimeSassyPants)
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Getting a blowjob is technically getting the life sucked out of you...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gihvwf/getting_a_blowjob_is_technically_getting_the_life/ (GoldenSlime)
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Tearing apart a puzzle just means it now has more pieces.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gigf3t/tearing_apart_a_puzzle_just_means_it_now_has_more/ (obsessedwithguitars)
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Centaurs can't lay on their back

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gigb5r/centaurs_cant_lay_on_their_back/ (Masterofden)
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It’s possible that animals can read and they just have no way to communicate that to us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gif7tl/its_possible_that_animals_can_read_and_they_just/ (KSSwolesauce)
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You never stop clapping after you start; just with longer interval sometimes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gibm8z/you_never_stop_clapping_after_you_start_just_with/ (cat_91)
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You exist because of a string of perfectly timed sexual encounter going back thousands of years

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gibk32/you_exist_because_of_a_string_of_perfectly_timed/ (OmarFromtheWire2)
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The better friend you are to someone the ruder you are to them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gibiv4/the_better_friend_you_are_to_someone_the_ruder/ (Enteisen)
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GTA 5 online has no children anywhere on the map

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gibgrs/gta_5_online_has_no_children_anywhere_on_the_map/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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most people masturbate more out of boredom than any real lust or desire

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi3t7o/most_people_masturbate_more_out_of_boredom_than/ (jasoneill23)
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Tanned people are probably much more crispier when you deep fry them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi3sp1/tanned_people_are_probably_much_more_crispier/ (Kyu303)
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Your true calling could be a profession that was prominent hundreds of years ago, but no longer exists because it is no longer needed. i.e a fletcher or a cooper.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi3rfg/your_true_calling_could_be_a_profession_that_was/ (Foxcecil)
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Thousands of years of evolving and mating has gone down to dating apps

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi3pd1/thousands_of_years_of_evolving_and_mating_has/ (Thx4Karma)
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All vikings can be pirates. But not all pirates can be vikings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi3pcp/all_vikings_can_be_pirates_but_not_all_pirates/ (PalmFingerNails)
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You never stop clapping, its just a longer interval.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi3p34/you_never_stop_clapping_its_just_a_longer_interval/ (TicklyManChild)
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Eventually, there will be an age where nobody remembers what life was like before the internet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi3o35/eventually_there_will_be_an_age_where_nobody/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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Gen Z is the only generation (so far) that will likely see their favorite youtuber's death in the news.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi3n7x/gen_z_is_the_only_generation_so_far_that_will/ (dattoast404)
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"Solo" is a prequel Star Wars movie, yet it doesn't count as a prequel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi3m7p/solo_is_a_prequel_star_wars_movie_yet_it_doesnt/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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Avocados exist because humans cultivated them after Giant Sloths went extinct. There's probably thousands of delicious fruits that we'll never try because they're extinct.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi3lb0/avocados_exist_because_humans_cultivated_them/ (ExigentAction)
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Goku's gi is constantly damaged in battle and then restored with no explanation, meaning he either repairs it after every fight or has dozens of identical outfits as backup.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi3l8h/gokus_gi_is_constantly_damaged_in_battle_and_then/ (MasterofCreamCheese)
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They always tell everyone to be leaders and never a follower, but if nobody follows then you lead nobody.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi3jpp/they_always_tell_everyone_to_be_leaders_and_never/ (Xela_Acer)
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If Rapunzel can't cut her hair, how long is her pubic hair.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi3h1x/if_rapunzel_cant_cut_her_hair_how_long_is_her/ (Darthvaderade420)
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We are unbelievably lucky that they chose a decent song from the 80s to be the universal internet Trojan link joke

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi3fvi/we_are_unbelievably_lucky_that_they_chose_a/ (IAmTheMilk)
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The events of the movie Groundhog Day could have possibly been avoided if Phil stayed awake past 6am

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi3fpl/the_events_of_the_movie_groundhog_day_could_have/ (Tryggyr)
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Folding makes more logical sense than scrunching.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi3cpd/folding_makes_more_logical_sense_than_scrunching/ (GrumpyBottom_YT)
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Sometime in the future we will have to put the planet/space object we live on to go on our address.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi3cel/sometime_in_the_future_we_will_have_to_put_the/ (MarcMarc422)
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There is no label that can define a human that does not use or acknowledge labels.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi3b6u/there_is_no_label_that_can_define_a_human_that/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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Kakariko Village, Village of the Blue Maiden, and Windfall Island use the same music!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi39to/kakariko_village_village_of_the_blue_maiden_and/ (Darches)
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There is no difference between only having one option and not having any options.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi37yv/there_is_no_difference_between_only_having_one/ (DreamCarsAustin)
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When people save a trapped animal and let it go, the animal probably thinks you were going to eat it and it got away by some stroke of luck and is in fact not grateful for the good deed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi37m4/when_people_save_a_trapped_animal_and_let_it_go/ (0ndra)
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You spend your whole life gathering guests for your funeral.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi362j/you_spend_your_whole_life_gathering_guests_for/ (GermainUK)
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Sex is the main reason why the world exists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi35ec/sex_is_the_main_reason_why_the_world_exists/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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Professions live, evolve, and die out just like plants and animals do. They fill economic niches as species do to ecological niches

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi3564/professions_live_evolve_and_die_out_just_like/ (LimitOver)
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Nobody uses "I could care less" right.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi34wg/nobody_uses_i_could_care_less_right/ (Icy_Guy420)
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If you are wearing glasses is it still considered 'the naked eye'.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi34cs/if_you_are_wearing_glasses_is_it_still_considered/ (joshuadavies101)
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Nobody uses "I couldn't care less" right.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi33fn/nobody_uses_i_couldnt_care_less_right/ (Icy_Guy420)
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All the sources of energy are solar energy if you trace them back enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi332q/all_the_sources_of_energy_are_solar_energy_if_you/ (elSenorMaquina)
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Calling someone a Cool Cat and a Cold Pussy are both the same and different.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi32oa/calling_someone_a_cool_cat_and_a_cold_pussy_are/ (Postgolf83)
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You base the niceness of your sleep by how nice you woke up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi32a8/you_base_the_niceness_of_your_sleep_by_how_nice/ (ddiioonnaa)
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Unless you've already done it, you are probably never going to get a hug from a favorite celebrity at a convention due to "the new norm".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi30vu/unless_youve_already_done_it_you_are_probably/ (CommandoZach)
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On online games, way more people probably have a mic but are too embarrassed/scared to speak.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi30tz/on_online_games_way_more_people_probably_have_a/ (kingbaconboi)
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Star Wars is 9 movies of people bullying C-3PO.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi30lu/star_wars_is_9_movies_of_people_bullying_c3po/ (SunneEs)
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If important articles used clickbait titles, more people would read them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi2zky/if_important_articles_used_clickbait_titles_more/ (Rynin101)
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if you argue with someone in your dream, you’re arguing with yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi2ziz/if_you_argue_with_someone_in_your_dream_youre/ (bader_beast)
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If someone’s a small person who extracts ores from the earth and is under 18 they’re a minor miner minor

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi2y4j/if_someones_a_small_person_who_extracts_ores_from/ (JohnnyMcBiscuit)
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The universe only exists from the perspective of beings with senses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi2x47/the_universe_only_exists_from_the_perspective_of/ (my_name_is_trash)
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A projector is the opposite of a camera

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi2wlb/a_projector_is_the_opposite_of_a_camera/ (kocurry)
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The people who ghosted you on dating apps, could just be a set of deepfake bots. There are no such beautiful people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi2w4r/the_people_who_ghosted_you_on_dating_apps_could/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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Since chilli is a fruit, technically, chilli sauce is more of a jam.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi2w2r/since_chilli_is_a_fruit_technically_chilli_sauce/ ([deleted])
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Death is also temporary, because you're only dead as long as people remember that you were alive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi2v8f/death_is_also_temporary_because_youre_only_dead/ (AraujoDaisuki)
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Birds are everywhere yet you rarely find a bird skeleton

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi2tv8/birds_are_everywhere_yet_you_rarely_find_a_bird/ (Grady_Tr1pp)
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Palpatine is the Hannah Montana of the Star Wars universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi2rtx/palpatine_is_the_hannah_montana_of_the_star_wars/ (LPineapplePizzaLover)
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Shaved squirrels won't climb trees.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi2q6t/shaved_squirrels_wont_climb_trees/ (David_Diron)
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Secret handshakes are really going to be a thing of the past.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi2pmq/secret_handshakes_are_really_going_to_be_a_thing/ (OhAces)
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Historical fiction stories are fanfics of history

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi2pil/historical_fiction_stories_are_fanfics_of_history/ (TheBluBadger)
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If the dwarfs took sleeping beauty to the hospital she would had her stomach pumped and saved within hours, she wouldn't have had to remain petrified for years before prince charming came along.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi2p7z/if_the_dwarfs_took_sleeping_beauty_to_the/ (nuts-and-meat_exe)
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Boomers went from berating millennials for wanting participation’s trophies to doing nothing as they become a second lost generation...and the boomers don’t care.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi2oo9/boomers_went_from_berating_millennials_for/ (thisismy1stalt)
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Long after self-driving cars are the norm, kids won’t understand why the idiom “asleep at the wheel” is a bad thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi2olv/long_after_selfdriving_cars_are_the_norm_kids/ (Brainsonastick)
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Long after self-driving cars are the norm, kids won’t understand why the idiom “asleep are the wheel” is a bad thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi2n9q/long_after_selfdriving_cars_are_the_norm_kids/ ([deleted])
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Using a defibrillator and CPR is almost literally trying "turn it off and on again" with the human heart.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi2low/using_a_defibrillator_and_cpr_is_almost_literally/ (SYLOH)
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Fitted sheets are the assholes of the laundry world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi2j4j/fitted_sheets_are_the_assholes_of_the_laundry/ (KevenM)
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Mobile gaming went from an awesome Idea to a dirty word with in 10 years

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi2it3/mobile_gaming_went_from_an_awesome_idea_to_a/ (Papazotic)
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It's not crazy if you're charismatic and driven.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi2htm/its_not_crazy_if_youre_charismatic_and_driven/ (ThePenguinThatFlies)
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When you sleep, the back of your eyelids are playing a movie and you are watching it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi2hiv/when_you_sleep_the_back_of_your_eyelids_are/ (MinecraftDaber69)
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Just like humans there must be animals who have traveled across the world , but they don't know it!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi2h7w/just_like_humans_there_must_be_animals_who_have/ (Anonymous_Geeza007)
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Sleeping is the only thing you have to pretend to do in order to actually do it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi2gup/sleeping_is_the_only_thing_you_have_to_pretend_to/ (WillSudNZ)
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If somebody invented a machine to check how broke people are, the machine would prolly get broken itself and never get fixed again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi2fk8/if_somebody_invented_a_machine_to_check_how_broke/ (precious_trash)
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You can usually judge a company based on the quality of their hold music.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi2dzv/you_can_usually_judge_a_company_based_on_the/ (SquadPoopy)
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Inbreeding is a family tradition

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi2cb4/inbreeding_is_a_family_tradition/ (Corleone_Michael)
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The reason as to why high school teachers always tells us to use a pen when writing is to remind us that our mistakes are not erasable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi2bte/the_reason_as_to_why_high_school_teachers_always/ (nafissyed)
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The same gust of wind might have already hit you more than once in your life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi2be0/the_same_gust_of_wind_might_have_already_hit_you/ (Alexflett06)
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A hamburger and French fries hits just about every vitally important category of the food pyramid guideline

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi2b02/a_hamburger_and_french_fries_hits_just_about/ (Bluegilling)
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Humility serves you better than pride.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi2a9n/humility_serves_you_better_than_pride/ (soliperic)
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The youngest picture of you is actually the oldest

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi2a64/the_youngest_picture_of_you_is_actually_the_oldest/ (rUcKuS858)
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Looking directly at the sun for only a few seconds can damage your eyes but looking at the moon for hours reflecting the suns light doesn’t even hurt a bit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi26vt/looking_directly_at_the_sun_for_only_a_few/ (Riptide047)
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All of your favorite youtubers and celebrities will most likely die in your lifetime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi23wn/all_of_your_favorite_youtubers_and_celebrities/ (Angel_Rose08)
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The joy one feels when they feel good because others empathize with one’s pain—feeling the pain—borders on Schadenfreude

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi23eb/the_joy_one_feels_when_they_feel_good_because/ (iam4real)
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You can greet anyone a happy birthday anytime, just add “Early” or “Belated”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi2397/you_can_greet_anyone_a_happy_birthday_anytime/ (Whisks_kinves)
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Hollywood is glitz on crap.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi22og/hollywood_is_glitz_on_crap/ (David_Diron)
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A person spends their entire life creating a guest list for their funeral

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi22n0/a_person_spends_their_entire_life_creating_a/ (abb1014)
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Movie trailers are intentional lies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi2281/movie_trailers_are_intentional_lies/ (David_Diron)
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West of the Atlantic people don't like sports they like pageantry East of the Atlantic people like sports and don't care for pageantry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi21o3/west_of_the_atlantic_people_dont_like_sports_they/ (BasicRedditor1997)
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There is a certain point in the past when a calculator turned from being able to compute as well as a human to being able to compute much better than a human

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi21cx/there_is_a_certain_point_in_the_past_when_a/ (MetricSystemAdvocate)
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Rockstars who have had panties thrown on them during concerts have probably seen a lot of unwanted skidmarks on them while sorting through them later.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi21c0/rockstars_who_have_had_panties_thrown_on_them/ (nearedge)
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If outdoor sports are conducted in a stadium they become indoor sports.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi1z43/if_outdoor_sports_are_conducted_in_a_stadium_they/ (zzuhruf)
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11 = 2 when writing using tally marks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi1xrk/11_2_when_writing_using_tally_marks/ (vacattack)
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We care more about others knowing our weaknesses than the weaknesses themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi1wfy/we_care_more_about_others_knowing_our_weaknesses/ (g_pal)
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All photos of skeletons are technically nudes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi1w4o/all_photos_of_skeletons_are_technically_nudes/ (TNTDestroyer2_0)
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When you watch porn on the TV, the TV is turning you on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi1r3v/when_you_watch_porn_on_the_tv_the_tv_is_turning/ (tuscanfeather)
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The Yu-Gi-Oh anime is the original Let's Play gaming channel

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi1qdm/the_yugioh_anime_is_the_original_lets_play_gaming/ (Toku-Nation)
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Believing you figured out a movie plot twist early relies completely on the actor selling their performance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi1qcf/believing_you_figured_out_a_movie_plot_twist/ (PurpleSunCraze)
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Hugging is the new third base.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi1nr3/hugging_is_the_new_third_base/ (GODTHATSMELLS)
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If the oldest profession is prostitution, men have been suppressed since.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi1mu9/if_the_oldest_profession_is_prostitution_men_have/ (ivlark)
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If dragons were real, they would probably have fur and not scales

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi1meb/if_dragons_were_real_they_would_probably_have_fur/ (MommyIden)
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Red wine is known to cause stains really easily, but is served in a glass that is so easy to spill.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi1lu3/red_wine_is_known_to_cause_stains_really_easily/ (AmishJimbo)
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There will one day be a peak of how rich the richest person alive can be

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi1ko3/there_will_one_day_be_a_peak_of_how_rich_the/ (NotNobu)
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Peel is probably used more as a writing format than it's actual meaning as the outer covering of something

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi1jh6/peel_is_probably_used_more_as_a_writing_format/ (86SlashHawk)
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In reаlity, if аliеns wеrе tо invadе еarth, it's mоst prоbably wе will win еаsily, sincе оur еаrth hаs wаy mоrе virusеs, thаt аliеns' nеvеr hаd, аnd thеrеfore thеy hаvе nо vаccinеs fоr thеm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi1jao/in_reаlity_if_аliеns_wеrе_tо_invadе_еarth_its/ (danimadi3)
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Smokey eyes are nothing but dark circles with better gradient!!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi1j5h/smokey_eyes_are_nothing_but_dark_circles_with/ (LAwasdepressing)
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If you play the full release version of a game, you're a Gamma tester.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi1id7/if_you_play_the_full_release_version_of_a_game/ (Ronx3000)
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Being allergic to peanut must be difficult for dog lovers as they won't have anything to spread on their genitals for their dogs to lick.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi1i0d/being_allergic_to_peanut_must_be_difficult_for/ (nearedge)
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Some actors and actresses are fully committed to the role until they have to smoke a cigarette.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi1gx8/some_actors_and_actresses_are_fully_committed_to/ (jbucc08)
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Anyone could die within hours if the entire world turned against them and wanted to kill them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi1fyk/anyone_could_die_within_hours_if_the_entire_world/ (BifficerTheSecond)
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You are waterproof for about 2 minutes after going under water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi1fl7/you_are_waterproof_for_about_2_minutes_after/ (DyslexicWaffle)
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You can never find sliced loaves of pretzel bread in stores.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi1do7/you_can_never_find_sliced_loaves_of_pretzel_bread/ (Iwouldfucklolabunny)
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Technically, Mortal Kombat has almost no Mortals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi1do3/technically_mortal_kombat_has_almost_no_mortals/ (KindOfAnnoying854)
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The scariest idea of the afterlife is reincarnation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi1dnf/the_scariest_idea_of_the_afterlife_is/ (king-john-uno)
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If you don't like tea, then tea isn't your cup of tea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi1csy/if_you_dont_like_tea_then_tea_isnt_your_cup_of_tea/ (KindOfAnnoying854)
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CPR is a life hack

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi1btk/cpr_is_a_life_hack/ (Hatewrecked)
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If you pour any nesquick into the ocean, you’ve technically made really weak chocolate water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi1azg/if_you_pour_any_nesquick_into_the_ocean_youve/ (JerziDevil)
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Voice acting hentai must be really weird

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi1aww/voice_acting_hentai_must_be_really_weird/ (Miggy1234_)
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When someone says "no offence" it makes them sound like they are trying to give offence even more.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi19fw/when_someone_says_no_offence_it_makes_them_sound/ (UltraPr0be)
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pizza restaurants are the ideal places to hold flat earth society meetings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi1986/pizza_restaurants_are_the_ideal_places_to_hold/ (miltondelug)
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There’s probably an extremely miniscule chance that red bull could give you wings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi170o/theres_probably_an_extremely_miniscule_chance/ (Superman175)
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If everyone has an FBI agent, then every FBI agent has an FBI agent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi16wj/if_everyone_has_an_fbi_agent_then_every_fbi_agent/ (tomtom659)
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If a father says "you look just like your mother" to his daughter, he is technically calling his daughter hot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi160b/if_a_father_says_you_look_just_like_your_mother/ (stukoe)
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All water in Fiji is Fiji Water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi1605/all_water_in_fiji_is_fiji_water/ (ThrowRA407)
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Technically a passion for fashion is a path that leads to the Dark Side of the Force.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi14yn/technically_a_passion_for_fashion_is_a_path_that/ (human_1914)
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Drywall installers do a lot of hard work only to have people put holes in it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi147y/drywall_installers_do_a_lot_of_hard_work_only_to/ (IskandrAGogo)
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Most of us don’t wait for something to finish loading, we just close it out and hope it loads instantly the next tine we open it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi147l/most_of_us_dont_wait_for_something_to_finish/ (IttssszzzzBrian)
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If you walked around a park in circles for hours people will give you weird looks. But if you where running in a circle around the park for hours it is considered normal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi12i2/if_you_walked_around_a_park_in_circles_for_hours/ ([deleted])
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If there’s two things the internet is great at, it’s funny and crazy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi128z/if_theres_two_things_the_internet_is_great_at_its/ (dart_catcher)
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Psychedelic drugs are Snapchat filters for your eyes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi11kz/psychedelic_drugs_are_snapchat_filters_for_your/ (wetcornbread)
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Golf balls will be looked at like arrow heads in a few hundred years

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi1085/golf_balls_will_be_looked_at_like_arrow_heads_in/ (Cowpie249)
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If you kill a single parent whom has a single child and is an orphan then the number of orphan in the world remains the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi0ygc/if_you_kill_a_single_parent_whom_has_a_single/ (Soliox33)
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All that water that eclipsed the tops of the highest mountains during "The Flood" had to go somewhere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi0xrq/all_that_water_that_eclipsed_the_tops_of_the/ (LightBlueSoapDish)
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There is a 2/7 chance that your package will show up on a Monday

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi0w1h/there_is_a_27_chance_that_your_package_will_show/ (_DragonBlade_)
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The people who made the world a better place had to live miserable lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi0vou/the_people_who_made_the_world_a_better_place_had/ (s74k)
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A lot of sea creatures probably don't know there is life outside of the ocean.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi0vhs/a_lot_of_sea_creatures_probably_dont_know_there/ (Vythanis)
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Our skin sends electrical pulses to our brain whenever we touch something meaning that in our lifetime, we are always electricuted

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi0txk/our_skin_sends_electrical_pulses_to_our_brain/ (Rebolber4500)
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Lion King 1 1/2

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi0sbf/lion_king_1_12/ (Dino_gamer911)
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We think that people in horror movies are dumb by going into dangerous places because we know that something will go wrong whilst they dont.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi0s43/we_think_that_people_in_horror_movies_are_dumb_by/ (Apple-Acid)
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It is impossible to put effort into laziness

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi0qh3/it_is_impossible_to_put_effort_into_laziness/ (rnielsen776)
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The bacteria in our mouths are probably happy we that we clean their litterbox every night

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi0pel/the_bacteria_in_our_mouths_are_probably_happy_we/ (ihatebeinganempath)
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Cartwheels are front walkovers but sideways.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi0nyg/cartwheels_are_front_walkovers_but_sideways/ (oscuravida)
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When deciding what to do in a new country we listen to foreigners more than we listen to locals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi0mgs/when_deciding_what_to_do_in_a_new_country_we/ (wpdh9012)
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At one point your pencil was the same length as your dick

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi0m7f/at_one_point_your_pencil_was_the_same_length_as/ (Just_EthanZ)
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When one person in a house binge watches a show, anyone living under the same roof ends up memorizing the theme song too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi0lpe/when_one_person_in_a_house_binge_watches_a_show/ (bitchstix6)
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Saving to buy can be viewed as buying in installments with negative interest in reverse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi0l3z/saving_to_buy_can_be_viewed_as_buying_in/ (erickweil)
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Your true calling could be in a profession that doesn’t exist yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi0jdk/your_true_calling_could_be_in_a_profession_that/ (nkolbow)
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Dad reflexes are probably an evolutionary trait

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi0itx/dad_reflexes_are_probably_an_evolutionary_trait/ (whamburgers)
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If you scratch yourself and smell your fingers, you become your own Scratch-N-Sniff

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi0hx8/if_you_scratch_yourself_and_smell_your_fingers/ (I_are_Lebo)
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a looks like an inverse g

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi0g81/a_looks_like_an_inverse_g/ (Exotic_Ghoul)
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Most bilingual/multilingual people aren't sure of what language they dream in mostly because humans don't actually "hear" in their dreams

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi0fco/most_bilingualmultilingual_people_arent_sure_of/ (afrohumanist01)
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One day, one man decided he could make a fortune by selling dirt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi0cpz/one_day_one_man_decided_he_could_make_a_fortune/ (PapaluPoondaddy)
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Even on the clearest bluest sky and sunny day, there will appear that unexplainable, generic looking, defiant little cloud.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi079c/even_on_the_clearest_bluest_sky_and_sunny_day/ (Licalottapuss)
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Touch is the only sense that isn’t only on your face

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi0708/touch_is_the_only_sense_that_isnt_only_on_your/ (MartynPlayz)
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All pics are probably porn to someone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi05wu/all_pics_are_probably_porn_to_someone/ (Nine-LifedEnchanter)
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All good kids movies have a happy ending. The same can be said for XXX features as well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi058k/all_good_kids_movies_have_a_happy_ending_the_same/ (BaconConnoisseur)
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It’s kind of weird that trees spend most of their lives standing in piles of their own dead skin and hair

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi02k8/its_kind_of_weird_that_trees_spend_most_of_their/ (temptingtime)
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A baby bump is also “baby fat”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gi02i3/a_baby_bump_is_also_baby_fat/ (Slavic-Indian)
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Someone at your school has probably masturbated to one of the teachers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghzzvm/someone_at_your_school_has_probably_masturbated/ (NewCrispyChickenFrie)
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When you want to know something, you ask a QUESTion because you are on a quest for the answer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghzy7i/when_you_want_to_know_something_you_ask_a/ (riv94)
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Thomas the Tank Engine is anti-union propaganda

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghzxcx/thomas_the_tank_engine_is_antiunion_propaganda/ (help-what-am-i)
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It's pretty ironic how (most) people with a taller height have a lower voice, and people with a lower height have a higher voice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghzx0j/its_pretty_ironic_how_most_people_with_a_taller/ (yaboiyotam)
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A hamburger is a very healthy meal according to the food pyramid guidelines

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghzw0e/a_hamburger_is_a_very_healthy_meal_according_to/ (Bluegilling)
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Greg from Steven Universe fucked a rock.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghzvzc/greg_from_steven_universe_fucked_a_rock/ (Zapdos-Powered)
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Men boobs are fat rolls. Women boobs are successful fat rolls.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghzvsq/men_boobs_are_fat_rolls_women_boobs_are/ (judicorn99)
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Everything will always cast shadows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghzv2r/everything_will_always_cast_shadows/ (Glorified09)
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Dogs probably think we kidnap their kids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghzukp/dogs_probably_think_we_kidnap_their_kids/ (deathIsMyDestiny)
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Evil Dead 2 is the same plot as Evil Dead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghzsdj/evil_dead_2_is_the_same_plot_as_evil_dead/ (Starkiller006)
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Paper cuts happen often because you’re being cut by thousands of microscopic tree splinters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghzrhe/paper_cuts_happen_often_because_youre_being_cut/ (Nav_the_gamer)
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Cheaply halving adult aging speed is a worse invention than nukes. Probably.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghzqgo/cheaply_halving_adult_aging_speed_is_a_worse/ (Usernamedel)
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Salt and pepper feel like they have been opposites since the beginning of creation. yet they don’t really have anything inherently contrary

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghzq2a/salt_and_pepper_feel_like_they_have_been/ (gardenofeden26)
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Things must be beginning to return to normal, the mass shootings are back.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghzm31/things_must_be_beginning_to_return_to_normal_the/ (scissorchest)
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Bill Murray already looks perfect as Biden on SNL.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghzlrb/bill_murray_already_looks_perfect_as_biden_on_snl/ (j0fixit)
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Maybe the next Michael Jordan of basketball ended up playing in another Professional Sport.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghzl7o/maybe_the_next_michael_jordan_of_basketball_ended/ (OSRS03)
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Your heart is probably beating in sync with someone else's.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghzkp4/your_heart_is_probably_beating_in_sync_with/ (AbsentSkull)
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1/3 sounds so much bigger than 33%

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghzj5o/13_sounds_so_much_bigger_than_33/ (Todosansy)
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Life is the one gift every single person dies for.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghzii0/life_is_the_one_gift_every_single_person_dies_for/ (spyfly-666)
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A raffle is a way of shopping by gambling

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghzi0d/a_raffle_is_a_way_of_shopping_by_gambling/ (bhaggith)
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Hair is an interesting word.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghzfhv/hair_is_an_interesting_word/ (ForeignReviews)
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Every school subject has a long and interesting history

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghzffd/every_school_subject_has_a_long_and_interesting/ (ZareNytJumalauta)
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The saying "Hindsight is 20/20" is going to take on a whole new meaning in the future. They can refer to the year instead of the vision.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghzey8/the_saying_hindsight_is_2020_is_going_to_take_on/ (oohkt)
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If a person has more hair, a less skilled barber is enough to give him a haircut.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghzczr/if_a_person_has_more_hair_a_less_skilled_barber/ (Syed-Ashik)
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Dr Frankenstein was technically a body builder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghzbjt/dr_frankenstein_was_technically_a_body_builder/ (bermobaron)
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When you look into a mirror alone without holding anything, that image is only available to you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghzbcz/when_you_look_into_a_mirror_alone_without_holding/ (ChiiRDT)
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We take for granted how waterproof a tortilla is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghz92q/we_take_for_granted_how_waterproof_a_tortilla_is/ (KunJosh)
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An fresh apple could theoretically be wrapped up in plastic that once was an apple itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghz7qw/an_fresh_apple_could_theoretically_be_wrapped_up/ (ZieII)
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It is very likely that you have crossed paths with a murderer at least once in your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghz6r5/it_is_very_likely_that_you_have_crossed_paths/ (Anomalys-Wrath)
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You shouldn’t have to pay for medical treatment that isn’t successful.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghz65g/you_shouldnt_have_to_pay_for_medical_treatment/ (xbmorexhavocx)
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All markets in Africa are black markets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghz56p/all_markets_in_africa_are_black_markets/ ([deleted])
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Hand dryers were invented just because of the hydrogen bonds in the water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghz429/hand_dryers_were_invented_just_because_of_the/ (256Moin256)
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People look smaller the older you get

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghz38x/people_look_smaller_the_older_you_get/ (keptfloatin707)
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Our brains have gotten so used to curse bleeps that it doesn't even matter anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghz2h3/our_brains_have_gotten_so_used_to_curse_bleeps/ (CleverD3vil)
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If you were invisible, you’d be effectively blind since light would pass through your retina rather than striking it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghz2bn/if_you_were_invisible_youd_be_effectively_blind/ (Rednex73)
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Forget marriage. Grave plot shopping is the ultimate commitment to someone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghz264/forget_marriage_grave_plot_shopping_is_the/ (lezbhonestmama)
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At some point sleeping with your mom goes from being completely normal to very, very weird

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghyym7/at_some_point_sleeping_with_your_mom_goes_from/ (When_waffles_fly)
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Gatorade and Powerade are the only drinks we address by their color

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghyxbq/gatorade_and_powerade_are_the_only_drinks_we/ (Snakes_Have_Legs_)
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You could live your whole life without knowing you are allergic to seven because you'll never taste it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghywcz/you_could_live_your_whole_life_without_knowing/ (hexxitwater)
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If you get fired from the unemployment office you will still need to come back

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghyule/if_you_get_fired_from_the_unemployment_office_you/ ([deleted])
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The fact that so much of the earth is alive that the color of it is affected is really neat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghyu49/the_fact_that_so_much_of_the_earth_is_alive_that/ (Superdragon101)
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When you unlock your phone with your face, you stare at the screen so it looks to others like you forgot for a second why you picked it up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghyt9p/when_you_unlock_your_phone_with_your_face_you/ (Jaymo1978)
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We exist mainly to produce more genitals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghysmf/we_exist_mainly_to_produce_more_genitals/ (Cicallis)
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We could smell our own noses when we were babies, but as we grew we learned to block the smell of our noses out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghys8g/we_could_smell_our_own_noses_when_we_were_babies/ (Bigstavsays)
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It's unfair only the tongue gets to decide what food to take in on behalf of the entire body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghys73/its_unfair_only_the_tongue_gets_to_decide_what/ (PutinsArmpit)
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If spiced ham is spam then canned ham is cam

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghys4o/if_spiced_ham_is_spam_then_canned_ham_is_cam/ (KitKat42o)
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You become very dependant on people if your arms are broken.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghyrzy/you_become_very_dependant_on_people_if_your_arms/ (Viktor2500)
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If humanity lived in a place such as the matrix, then animated characters could become real-life celebrities.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghypwl/if_humanity_lived_in_a_place_such_as_the_matrix/ (JacoptimusPrime)
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Teabagging is a friendly act until you do it right after you kill someone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghyoqn/teabagging_is_a_friendly_act_until_you_do_it/ (KevinK15)
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People made up Dinosaur sounds without even hearing them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghynjf/people_made_up_dinosaur_sounds_without_even/ ([deleted])
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“Also known as” is also knows as “aka”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghylug/also_known_as_is_also_knows_as_aka/ (youtytoo)
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If you were born feet-first you wore your mom as a hat at one point while if you were born headfirst you wore your mom as a onesie. If you were stillborn, you wore your mom as a coffin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghyjll/if_you_were_born_feetfirst_you_wore_your_mom_as_a/ (Plus-Staff)
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Most of us shun thoughts of being good at something as delusion, yet treat thoughts of being bad at something as absolute truth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghygzq/most_of_us_shun_thoughts_of_being_good_at/ (notneo57)
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The Moon is more useful than the Sun since it gives us light during the night, when it is dark. The Sun shines only in the daytime, when it is light anyway.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghygsm/the_moon_is_more_useful_than_the_sun_since_it/ (GhostRoboX5)
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Rick Rolling is actually the most wholesome prank you can experience, because you are getting tricked into listening to a wholesome song.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghygmw/rick_rolling_is_actually_the_most_wholesome_prank/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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Nothing makes you feel older and more out of touch than having to check something on Urban Dictionary.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghygbn/nothing_makes_you_feel_older_and_more_out_of/ (Charted22)
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While getting older you create more and more memories but because of that they all become less and less detailed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghyg8q/while_getting_older_you_create_more_and_more/ (Jordinator1698)
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You have probably eaten more animals than you have ever seen in your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghyg7j/you_have_probably_eaten_more_animals_than_you/ (CoboBomb44)
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You can be invulnerable and invincible, you can be vulnerable too, but you can't be vincible

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghyfyk/you_can_be_invulnerable_and_invincible_you_can_be/ (longtermbrit)
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Lamps in video games use real electricity...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghyffk/lamps_in_video_games_use_real_electricity/ ([deleted])
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You can't move your top jaw.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghyey4/you_cant_move_your_top_jaw/ ([deleted])
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If mosquito bites didn't itch, we wouldn't care that insects are sucking our blood

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghyecm/if_mosquito_bites_didnt_itch_we_wouldnt_care_that/ (TheBluePirateIL)
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Lamps in video games technically use real electricity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghye4v/lamps_in_video_games_technically_use_real/ ([deleted])
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There's a lot of famous people who are rich, but no a lot of rich people who are famous.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghydib/theres_a_lot_of_famous_people_who_are_rich_but_no/ (Per_Per_Persen)
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If Bill Wibbly was a real villager in Animal Crossing and the accusations against him were true, he'd be the most powerful NPC in the series so far. He would also easily take over any town or island he entered.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghyclc/if_bill_wibbly_was_a_real_villager_in_animal/ (Vanilla_Ella)
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That song that plays in your head only ever plays at the same volume

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghyc47/that_song_that_plays_in_your_head_only_ever_plays/ (roodeeMental)
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Pansexuals probably have to season themselves before sex, so they don’t stick.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghybxs/pansexuals_probably_have_to_season_themselves/ (Everydaybadnews)
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Just stop borking, the neighbours must think of damn pistachios.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghyb89/just_stop_borking_the_neighbours_must_think_of/ (Everydaybadnews)
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There’s at least one woman named Stacy out there with a narcissist mom who named her after the song “Stacy’s Mom”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghyazp/theres_at_least_one_woman_named_stacy_out_there/ (Dead-eyed-doe)
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Taking candy from a baby is actually the responsible thing to do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghyazn/taking_candy_from_a_baby_is_actually_the/ (SleepyItsNotSafeHere)
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Dogs are always naked, but nobody cares. In fact, it's actually stranger to see a clothed dog.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghyaue/dogs_are_always_naked_but_nobody_cares_in_fact/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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If your post on r/unpopularopinions is hot, it's not an unpopular opinion paradoxically

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghyaaa/if_your_post_on_runpopularopinions_is_hot_its_not/ (Zajlordg)
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You will most probably spot more animals in Asian food markets than in the wild.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghya46/you_will_most_probably_spot_more_animals_in_asian/ (Fwoym16)
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Honestly, any domesticated animal is as loving and as caring as an dog or cat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghy9tt/honestly_any_domesticated_animal_is_as_loving_and/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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It’s ok to put ice in coffee but not milk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghy8nd/its_ok_to_put_ice_in_coffee_but_not_milk/ (poopbutt64-)
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the songs that y’all are thinking about

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghy8mt/the_songs_that_yall_are_thinking_about/ (SKILIFT26)
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Technically, fruits and vegetables are solar powered food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghy7uf/technically_fruits_and_vegetables_are_solar/ (ElucidatedBrethren)
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Animals might be looking at us and other creatures like we do to them, thinking some are cute, some are majestic, and some are pugs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghy77i/animals_might_be_looking_at_us_and_other/ (OobleCaboodle)
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Homeless people with tents aren't technically homeless.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghy702/homeless_people_with_tents_arent_technically/ (Isntitabouttime69)
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Even if The Matrix were real, they're probably not realizing the human factor. Unless one of the downloads is how to socially interact or make friends, seems like life might be pretty bleak.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghy63w/even_if_the_matrix_were_real_theyre_probably_not/ (Isntitabouttime69)
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Buying a lot of new lightbulbs is replenishing your electro lights

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghy4cc/buying_a_lot_of_new_lightbulbs_is_replenishing/ (Lobobster)
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Pistachios are hard mini avacados

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghy4ao/pistachios_are_hard_mini_avacados/ (ddebbzz)
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Statistically, there is someone out there who has believed every post they have read here, and believe that we are all terrible people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghy44j/statistically_there_is_someone_out_there_who_has/ (Pete29392)
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Whoever thought of the customer is always right is probably an entitled Parent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghy3hh/whoever_thought_of_the_customer_is_always_right/ (donkeyplaysgta6)
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It's considered strange to sleep with your pants down, but sleeping without pants is normal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghy2fz/its_considered_strange_to_sleep_with_your_pants/ (APaleBoi)
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Both sexes can fuck a pringles can but neither can do it well

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghy2av/both_sexes_can_fuck_a_pringles_can_but_neither/ (Tim_uk74)
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French kiss is a tounge flavored kiss

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghy0q0/french_kiss_is_a_tounge_flavored_kiss/ (grandpa_stalin_37)
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Secret service is not a secret anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghy0jy/secret_service_is_not_a_secret_anymore/ (romercan)
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People aren’t concerned enough with the fact that you can feel your spine with your fingers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghy0ew/people_arent_concerned_enough_with_the_fact_that/ (SlavTurtle)
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Covering up with the blankets may avoid the monsters of sleep paralysis.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghxzc4/covering_up_with_the_blankets_may_avoid_the/ (El_Wapo_Y_La_Amy)
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As Intergenerational traumas could be cured and be stopped from passing to the next generation, at some point, and as we advance in medical fields, all traumas will be healed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghxypa/as_intergenerational_traumas_could_be_cured_and/ (Q6ar9)
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Blackboards are using dark mode

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghxyfo/blackboards_are_using_dark_mode/ (pikasannnnn)
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Technically any container can be an ice cube tray

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghxxul/technically_any_container_can_be_an_ice_cube_tray/ (bhaggith)
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Slip off shoes sound less convenient and more annoying than slip on shoes, yet the direction of slip occurs an equal amount of times.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghxxcm/slip_off_shoes_sound_less_convenient_and_more/ (Thoros_of_Derp)
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If everything the sunlight touched was Simba's kingdom in the lion king then Simba was in control of an intergalactic empire.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghxwey/if_everything_the_sunlight_touched_was_simbas/ (Scooch1919)
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Considering all the sweat build up, it probably smell increasingly of body oder along the path of a marathon, with the finishing line being the ultimate stink fest as hundreds who've just gone 26 miles pass by.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghxvqr/considering_all_the_sweat_build_up_it_probably/ (Spikerazorshards)
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Charcoal toothpaste doesn't actually make your teeth whiter, it's just because you have to brush your teeth twice to get all the black away

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghxuud/charcoal_toothpaste_doesnt_actually_make_your/ (hamstermilf420)
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“Love ya”, “love you”, and “I love you” use the same word but are all varying degrees of love

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghxtwl/love_ya_love_you_and_i_love_you_use_the_same_word/ (Col0nelFlanders)
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Companies that manufacture erasers become more successful when people become more error prone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghxt96/companies_that_manufacture_erasers_become_more/ (bhaggith)
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Someone has possibly saved the world before and noone knows them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghxt0k/someone_has_possibly_saved_the_world_before_and/ (Frants416)
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Having everyone in front of you go 3-5mph under the speed limit must be one of the most annoying parts about being a police officer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghxsvz/having_everyone_in_front_of_you_go_35mph_under/ (NUTS_STUCK_TO_LEG)
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Kingdom can be interpreted as a king who dominates, a king who dominates a country, a kingdom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghxr5e/kingdom_can_be_interpreted_as_a_king_who/ (wassupmysombreros)
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With how many digits of Pi we’ve calculated, it’s amazing that it hasn’t repeated itself for more than a few digits

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghxqzo/with_how_many_digits_of_pi_weve_calculated_its/ (G00DNAME2)
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You can never recreate a moment with pin point accuracy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghxq6t/you_can_never_recreate_a_moment_with_pin_point/ (bigcat715)
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Somebody probably danced "the robot" before robots were a thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghxoap/somebody_probably_danced_the_robot_before_robots/ (lokeeorsomething)
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Final destination made us all terrified of driving behind log trucks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghxo2q/final_destination_made_us_all_terrified_of/ (SockTacoz)
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As we age, the less we can read the lines, the more we can read behind them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghxo00/as_we_age_the_less_we_can_read_the_lines_the_more/ ([deleted])
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Video subtitles only work because humans read faster than they speak

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghxmm1/video_subtitles_only_work_because_humans_read/ (sprashoo)
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Driver: san andreas is set in the same place as the wizard of oz

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghxm47/driver_san_andreas_is_set_in_the_same_place_as/ (B_is_for_reddit)
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All OLD relationships are arranged

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghxl6n/all_old_relationships_are_arranged/ (ThrowawayForLove42)
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People must have felt a lot more social pressure to pick up hitchhikers back when they were slowly passing them in a carriage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghxkyx/people_must_have_felt_a_lot_more_social_pressure/ (Mr_Odiferous)
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It's rare to hear a good song being played loudly out of someone's car

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghxkcd/its_rare_to_hear_a_good_song_being_played_loudly/ (Simmonsdude)
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Our brain can remember that we forgot something but can’t remember what that thing was

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghxjk3/our_brain_can_remember_that_we_forgot_something/ (hask-money)
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Boobs are beautiful, scientific, and unique.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghxhuk/boobs_are_beautiful_scientific_and_unique/ (Everydaybadnews)
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People think it's impressive to type correctly without ever looking at the keyboard, but it's actually way more impressive to type correctly without ever looking at the screen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghxgub/people_think_its_impressive_to_type_correctly/ (real_human_person)
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A broken thermometer can still feel what the temperature is, but can't communicate it to you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghxgpi/a_broken_thermometer_can_still_feel_what_the/ (bhaggith)
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The first step of a staircase is the last step of a staircase.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghxfpn/the_first_step_of_a_staircase_is_the_last_step_of/ (SentientToaster0808)
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Puddles are the bodies of water that are easiest to jump over

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghxfj6/puddles_are_the_bodies_of_water_that_are_easiest/ (bhaggith)
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Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure and 1918 are two sides of the same coin. In both, two guys fight against the clock to deliver information to a superior.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghxetd/bill_and_teds_excellent_adventure_and_1918_are/ (ES0AP)
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Good quality globes are expensive, but we're standing on a life size globe for (kind of) free.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghxdyy/good_quality_globes_are_expensive_but_were/ (mittenshape)
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You can live long enough to be a teenager twice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghxd0f/you_can_live_long_enough_to_be_a_teenager_twice/ (niallw2101)
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Someday video games will become monthly subscription experiences.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghxc1j/someday_video_games_will_become_monthly/ (brymerst)
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You’ve killed at least one person by doing something that caused a chain of events

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghxbwt/youve_killed_at_least_one_person_by_doing/ (gertagrovez)
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Bombs never live to see their missions completed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghxbui/bombs_never_live_to_see_their_missions_completed/ (mallard_eclipse)
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Sometimes nostalgia is a sign that some people had a good life in the past and have no understanding of anyone else

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghxbeh/sometimes_nostalgia_is_a_sign_that_some_people/ (DemocraticTerminator)
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You spend your whole life gathering guests for your funeral

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghxb3k/you_spend_your_whole_life_gathering_guests_for/ (LilChaka)
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Christmas stockings are the only clothing item that people stuff with presents

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghxaxu/christmas_stockings_are_the_only_clothing_item/ (bhaggith)
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When we are lonely, we get depressed. When we are depressed, we don’t want to go outside. When we don’t want to go outside, we get more lonely.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghx8wg/when_we_are_lonely_we_get_depressed_when_we_are/ (Mcreeper51)
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We have come so far as a human species that we need to have simulated dangers like rollercoasters or horror movies to make our lives seem more complete.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghx8h9/we_have_come_so_far_as_a_human_species_that_we/ (DoesNotCompute91)
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Naruto is a ninja but wears an orange jumpsuit, talks super loud, and isn’t super secretive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghx79a/naruto_is_a_ninja_but_wears_an_orange_jumpsuit/ (Fhule)
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When you marry your girlfriend, she becomes your ex-girlfriend.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghx60g/when_you_marry_your_girlfriend_she_becomes_your/ ([deleted])
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Most jobs would have been completly reformed if thier managers would work just like thier workers for a week

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghx59h/most_jobs_would_have_been_completly_reformed_if/ (jonyprepperisrael)
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Humanity is at an accelerated pace to only have antibiotic resistant superbugs left as we disinfect every surface that we touch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghx44d/humanity_is_at_an_accelerated_pace_to_only_have/ (davidjung03)
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If a German hunter is at the top of his game, he's literally Jägermeister

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghx2aq/if_a_german_hunter_is_at_the_top_of_his_game_hes/ (GoldenSkirt48)
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You spend 80 years psychologically preparing yourself to die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghx1wi/you_spend_80_years_psychologically_preparing/ (BIG-RETARDED-COCK)
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The pitch of your fart could have perfectly harmonized with the pitch of someone else’s fart in another part of the world, and neither of you would have known.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghx1wc/the_pitch_of_your_fart_could_have_perfectly/ (ausnti)
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Wile E. Coyote would paint incredible hyperrealistic landscapes, but went unappreciated because Roadrunner would just Meep Meep through his paintings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghx1vh/wile_e_coyote_would_paint_incredible/ (Nothisispatryck)
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Virtual meetings have enabled you to see inside your colleagues homes which you may have never seen otherwise

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghx14k/virtual_meetings_have_enabled_you_to_see_inside/ (bhaggith)
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It's funny how often straight people worry about what gay people do with their genitals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghx10x/its_funny_how_often_straight_people_worry_about/ ([deleted])
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Happiness is invigorating. Unhappiness is exhausting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghx0s0/happiness_is_invigorating_unhappiness_is/ (imtdsninvu)
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When two people are kissing, they're basically creating a tube that starts with a butthole and ends with a butthole.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghx0ka/when_two_people_are_kissing_theyre_basically/ (lazy_pines)
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X Æ A-12 Is probably the most bullied kid in the world and he’s only one week old.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghx02d/x_æ_a12_is_probably_the_most_bullied_kid_in_the/ ([deleted])
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There’s a pretty good chance that the length of a woman’s leg hair is exactly the same length as her armpit hair.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghwzgu/theres_a_pretty_good_chance_that_the_length_of_a/ (amienas)
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The show Pawn Stars is the adult version of Show and Tell.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghwyxa/the_show_pawn_stars_is_the_adult_version_of_show/ (GhostOrToast)
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With everyone wearing masks, farting in public is a lot more acceptable since the perpetrator can't be identified.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghwywj/with_everyone_wearing_masks_farting_in_public_is/ (JoeFas)
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You reach an age where every dog alive has been born during your lifetime

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghwysc/you_reach_an_age_where_every_dog_alive_has_been/ (Bigg_UN)
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We need darkness to sleep yet it's almost never dark in our dreams

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghwx6o/we_need_darkness_to_sleep_yet_its_almost_never/ (rumblebeard)
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The imperio curse from Harry Potter was probably first used for rape

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghwwku/the_imperio_curse_from_harry_potter_was_probably/ (blue_jay3736)
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If Michael Jordan truly really had a “competition problem” rather than a “gambling problem” then he wouldn’t need to gamble on everything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghwwgk/if_michael_jordan_truly_really_had_a_competition/ (Mister_Met)
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Standing on the neck is breakdancing but hanging by the neck is fatal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghwu80/standing_on_the_neck_is_breakdancing_but_hanging/ (Usernamedel)
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Gravity is kinda thirsty always trying to take our pants off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghwtkq/gravity_is_kinda_thirsty_always_trying_to_take/ (nlphbtsms)
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A photon from a lightbulb or fire captured on video or film has a sort of “second life” as a photon whenever someone watches the video. Until the record of the light source is destroyed, it can live forever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghwt77/a_photon_from_a_lightbulb_or_fire_captured_on/ (ConcertinaTerpsichor)
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Those awkward handshakes or not knowing to kiss or hug situations are at least gone for a while.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghwt2k/those_awkward_handshakes_or_not_knowing_to_kiss/ (porcupineapplepieces)
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A tortilla is the perfect vessel for consuming Asian food. It can then be prepared to your liking as a taco or burrito.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghwrev/a_tortilla_is_the_perfect_vessel_for_consuming/ (isellem)
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You spend your whole life gathering guests for your funeral.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghwqly/you_spend_your_whole_life_gathering_guests_for/ (MisterTony_222)
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Britain is one of the only countries to NOT have an Independence Day because all other countries were seeking independence from it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghwqds/britain_is_one_of_the_only_countries_to_not_have/ (ishjo_m)
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People trip running away from things in movies way more than they do in real life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghwq1y/people_trip_running_away_from_things_in_movies/ (MasterWillyp)
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It's a compliment when family thinks of you as friends, and a compliment when friends think of you as family

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghwpvl/its_a_compliment_when_family_thinks_of_you_as/ (Elegant-Response)
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You’d think we would all be amazing at falling asleep, considering we’ve done it thousands of times before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghwpup/youd_think_we_would_all_be_amazing_at_falling/ (Cuber_01)
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Not doing anything will rarely be as pleasant as knowing you don't have to do anything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghwlij/not_doing_anything_will_rarely_be_as_pleasant_as/ (Wir2d)
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In many decades there will be people turning on every light in the house because their dementia tells them that is where the creepers are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghwjpf/in_many_decades_there_will_be_people_turning_on/ (Victorian_Astronaut)
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We all think plastic surgery makes you look worse since we only notice the badly done ones and not the successful ones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghwiq4/we_all_think_plastic_surgery_makes_you_look_worse/ (Villifraendi)
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Being “hangry” is an evolutionary adaptation that provides the killer instinct to kill/eat your prey.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghwhbh/being_hangry_is_an_evolutionary_adaptation_that/ (YouandWhoseArmy)
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People says it is never too late to try, yet the last opportunity most people have to play sports is high school

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghwf4p/people_says_it_is_never_too_late_to_try_yet_the/ (IMissFreedom)
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A lot of people listen to Lo-FI hip hop on Hi-FI stereo systems.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghweqq/a_lot_of_people_listen_to_lofi_hip_hop_on_hifi/ (knxcklehead)
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If you let your scab soke in water long enough you can reshape it. With enough material you could give yourself a spike.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghwe78/if_you_let_your_scab_soke_in_water_long_enough/ (defiantlymethistime)
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You can’t exhale while inhaling

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghwe06/you_cant_exhale_while_inhaling/ (elonmusk6942069420)
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If a person without eyelids had a staring contest with a snake, neither of them could win, or lose.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghwd3f/if_a_person_without_eyelids_had_a_staring_contest/ (billcage32)
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Zoomers complain about Boomers calling them Millenials even though most of the "Boomers" are Gen X

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghwchf/zoomers_complain_about_boomers_calling_them/ (sollund123)
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The majority of the world could be partying on a daily basis and you're stuck in you're daily routine

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghwcga/the_majority_of_the_world_could_be_partying_on_a/ (ValidatingUsername)
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Nothing is considered weird until people make a standard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghwc5x/nothing_is_considered_weird_until_people_make_a/ (Wir2d)
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Even though the percentage of male and female are near even, people still insist saying males even if they have no idea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghwb02/even_though_the_percentage_of_male_and_female_are/ (CartoonNet)
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Candles reincarnate themselves from the mutilated corpse left behind from their last life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghw9pf/candles_reincarnate_themselves_from_the_mutilated/ (SentientToaster0808)
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If wolves didn't have tails (to wag in a show of friendliness), our ancestors probably never would have allowed them into their lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghw9la/if_wolves_didnt_have_tails_to_wag_in_a_show_of/ (ExNihiloAdInfinitum)
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Mother's Day advertisements always show off elegant things such as rings, yet Father's Day ads really only show cargo shorts and not too much else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghw8em/mothers_day_advertisements_always_show_off/ (defilbiroea)
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99% of people die with a negative k/d.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghw8by/99_of_people_die_with_a_negative_kd/ (BantidCat)
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In the future, there will be no genders and we will all be amorphous blobs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghw7oe/in_the_future_there_will_be_no_genders_and_we/ (Everydaybadnews)
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It’s impossible to describe the taste of an apple to someone whose never tasted an apple.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghw6cw/its_impossible_to_describe_the_taste_of_an_apple/ (backsong)
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Every dream is a story written by us for ourselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghw6a1/every_dream_is_a_story_written_by_us_for_ourselves/ (kazem7)
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Balloons were meant to be filled with pee.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghw4rp/balloons_were_meant_to_be_filled_with_pee/ (Everydaybadnews)
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Hangman is really dark for a children’s game

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghw4eu/hangman_is_really_dark_for_a_childrens_game/ (loofaaa)
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If you head north at some point you are going south, but if you head west, you always be going west.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghw46k/if_you_head_north_at_some_point_you_are_going/ ([deleted])
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We are all talking for hand puppets we don't have.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghw2xu/we_are_all_talking_for_hand_puppets_we_dont_have/ ([deleted])
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As people start to live longer, jail sentences for committing crimes will have a lesser effect on people if the average sentence length for committing a certain crime remains the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghw2tg/as_people_start_to_live_longer_jail_sentences_for/ (rICEcOOKER3001)
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There is a very good chance that the exact order of apps on your phone are unique.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghw2ra/there_is_a_very_good_chance_that_the_exact_order/ (donttreadonme171)
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Places where you feel most comfortable, are also likely places you’re connected to WiFi.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghw17d/places_where_you_feel_most_comfortable_are_also/ (LoveMeAGoodBadger)
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Dr. Dufenshmirtz would probably do very good on any mainstream talent show.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghw0m2/dr_dufenshmirtz_would_probably_do_very_good_on/ (Jakeybye82)
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Teenagers probably give out so many awards because they aren't using their own money to give them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghw009/teenagers_probably_give_out_so_many_awards/ (BanjosRuleDude)
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There is a fast food worker out there that has unknowingly cooked a death row inmates’ last meal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghvz02/there_is_a_fast_food_worker_out_there_that_has/ (lcfcball)
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Somewhere out there, some kids are probably working making pants for us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghvyd2/somewhere_out_there_some_kids_are_probably/ (dcforgie)
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Stabbing yourself with a needle over and over doesn't sound fun but if you add in some thread and fabric people will do it willingly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghvy52/stabbing_yourself_with_a_needle_over_and_over/ ([deleted])
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Heck is a mix of Hell and Fuck

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghvxvy/heck_is_a_mix_of_hell_and_fuck/ ([deleted])
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Men in the Renaissance Era probably sent unsolicited dick paintings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghvxfm/men_in_the_renaissance_era_probably_sent/ (Observer2594)
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The bigger you are, the bigger the chance of getting hit by a lost bullet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghvwqe/the_bigger_you_are_the_bigger_the_chance_of/ (CarlosConde13)
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Even if your blind, you can still be an eyewitness

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghvwoo/even_if_your_blind_you_can_still_be_an_eyewitness/ (alan_sais_hi)
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Hot pockets are technically cold pockets since you provide the heat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghvwnn/hot_pockets_are_technically_cold_pockets_since/ (Solid-Snack-e)
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Relax. If life was a race, you would have lost already.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghvvz1/relax_if_life_was_a_race_you_would_have_lost/ (jkseller)
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An A+ is technically "good enough".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghvvig/an_a_is_technically_good_enough/ (powerscunner)
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314 years is a Picentennial

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghvvah/314_years_is_a_picentennial/ (MachReverb)
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It's funny how often straight people worry about what gay people do with their genitals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghvv0h/its_funny_how_often_straight_people_worry_about/ (McSpookumz)
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There is technically no reason why many smart phone jingles must end with a choir singing yaya yaya or hooo hooohooohooo

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghvuy4/there_is_technically_no_reason_why_many_smart/ (almaxfac)
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If people like Santa, the Easter bunny etc. were real, the tooth fairy would literally not have a single second of break

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghvt2s/if_people_like_santa_the_easter_bunny_etc_were/ (GhostAgent69420)
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It's interesting how when you remove an ad in google for blocking content, the banner just stays there, still blocking the content

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghvqoj/its_interesting_how_when_you_remove_an_ad_in/ (WalrusNerd)
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Everyone has an intense fetish of being horny

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghvqfo/everyone_has_an_intense_fetish_of_being_horny/ (Mister_Yeet_Cake)
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Length is quite a defining factor in the temperature your ‘Shjow3rhead’ is set to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghvpx8/length_is_quite_a_defining_factor_in_the/ (Joeriekiv)
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Spouses are not the focal point when people talk about their "dream wedding".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghvpl4/spouses_are_not_the_focal_point_when_people_talk/ (the_real_coinboy66)
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3M has received enough praise for their mask manufacturing for people to forget that they knowingly sold defective ear protection to US soldiers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghvnuw/3m_has_received_enough_praise_for_their_mask/ (Lovebot_AI)
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The letter "W" had to have been created after the letter "U".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghvnki/the_letter_w_had_to_have_been_created_after_the/ (OldDeerDude)
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In the future social media will just be a huge graveyard

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghvn9f/in_the_future_social_media_will_just_be_a_huge/ (Swedish_Centipede)
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A smartwatch that tracks how you become mentally tired instead of physically tired might be worth looking in to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghvn13/a_smartwatch_that_tracks_how_you_become_mentally/ ([deleted])
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Both ATLA and StarWars have a dictator who gets fucked by his own lightning as the main villain and a burnt secondary villain who redeems himself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghvku3/both_atla_and_starwars_have_a_dictator_who_gets/ (baustell_goblin)
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The point of golf is to play the least amount of golf

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghvkq7/the_point_of_golf_is_to_play_the_least_amount_of/ ([deleted])
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Apples and raw potatoes have the same texture with very different tastes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghvjb0/apples_and_raw_potatoes_have_the_same_texture/ (SammyNormus)
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The Battle of Hastings, when Normandy invaded Britain, was in 1066, 66 years from the start of the millennium. D-Day, when forces from Britain invaded Normandy, was in 1944. 66 years from the end of the millennium.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghvi87/the_battle_of_hastings_when_normandy_invaded/ (nmaru121)
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I'm fine spending $10 on lunch, but hesitate to spend $0.99 on an app.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghvi4y/im_fine_spending_10_on_lunch_but_hesitate_to/ (irckeyboardwarrior)
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Only the last three minutes in a MOBA actually count, since everyone levels and powers up at roughly the same rate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghvhz1/only_the_last_three_minutes_in_a_moba_actually/ (Bluegilling)
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It must be really strange to wake up and find a video of yourself that you didn’t post online

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghvh9x/it_must_be_really_strange_to_wake_up_and_find_a/ (zeuscdb)
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Lenina Huxley would have been incredibly disappointed with John Spartan. To go from a Sex Halo to a man who hasn’t been intimate with a woman in decades.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghvgul/lenina_huxley_would_have_been_incredibly/ (Oryxhasnonuts)
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For sports fans, when you hear numbers, your mind instantly links them to players who wore it on their Jersey.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghvg6d/for_sports_fans_when_you_hear_numbers_your_mind/ (blodger42)
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Saying you need coffee to function is the only accepted admission to being dependent on a psychoactive drug.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghvf4c/saying_you_need_coffee_to_function_is_the_only/ (SomeoneNamedSomeone)
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the baltic sea looks like a reckless guitarist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghvegz/the_baltic_sea_looks_like_a_reckless_guitarist/ (Tomaltgrafkowski)
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The massive glass skyscrapers we see in cities around the world are actually the worlds largest sandcastles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghvdq6/the_massive_glass_skyscrapers_we_see_in_cities/ (99MiningOSRS)
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Everyone’s “personal bubble” has just gotten bigger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghvdft/everyones_personal_bubble_has_just_gotten_bigger/ (RadicalTacoBronco)
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We've all decided that may the 4th is star wars just because it works as a pun

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghvcuc/weve_all_decided_that_may_the_4th_is_star_wars/ (g3_daBOI)
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Pizza is a self-integrated circular graph of how much pizza there is left.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghvbne/pizza_is_a_selfintegrated_circular_graph_of_how/ (gabriel21gc)
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When Anakin Skywalker accepts the identity of Darth Vader from Palpatine on Coruscant, he's cosplaying. When the suit goes on, the costume comes off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghvbbb/when_anakin_skywalker_accepts_the_identity_of/ (ICoverTheWaterfront)
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In the future, we'll probably need flags that represent our country AND our planet of residence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghv9z6/in_the_future_well_probably_need_flags_that/ (stee4vendetta)
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When a person crosses their eyes they see 2 things, so when a spider crosses its eyes it sees 16 things theoretically.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghv9lu/when_a_person_crosses_their_eyes_they_see_2/ (DirtySquirties)
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Crabs probably think that fish are flying in the sea and that they are stuck on the bottom like humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghv8wr/crabs_probably_think_that_fish_are_flying_in_the/ (alexatanas)
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Hospital technology increased significantly since you were born.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghv7i6/hospital_technology_increased_significantly_since/ (NickySmithFromPGH)
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Your eyes give you a constant livesteam and sleeping is signing off and setting up for tomorrow's livestream.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghv780/your_eyes_give_you_a_constant_livesteam_and/ (EdisonsCat)
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Every hot pocket begins life as a cold pocket

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghv6rv/every_hot_pocket_begins_life_as_a_cold_pocket/ (Lord-llama)
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A kibbeh is a meat ball that didn’t work out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghv6d2/a_kibbeh_is_a_meat_ball_that_didnt_work_out/ (Saazkwat)
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We're never going to get white glove powder off of everything we own.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghv5rn/were_never_going_to_get_white_glove_powder_off_of/ (HackyShack)
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The word 'simultaneously' simultaneously uses every vowel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghv4f1/the_word_simultaneously_simultaneously_uses_every/ (GollySvenGolly)
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Ancients people were way better at sculpting than at painting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghv47o/ancients_people_were_way_better_at_sculpting_than/ (dautoobchannel)
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The machine from "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs" could probably create anything, giving the humans pretty infinite power.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghv2fp/the_machine_from_cloudy_with_a_chance_of/ (g3_daBOI)
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If someone has nothing wrong with them, then something’s wrong with them - because humans are imperfect

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghv240/if_someone_has_nothing_wrong_with_them_then/ (Fr0stPh3onix)
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Imitation crab legs are the "meat" version of string cheese

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghv1dp/imitation_crab_legs_are_the_meat_version_of/ (100percentdead)
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Someone needs to document how many views "Never Gonna Give You Up" got from rick-rolling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghv0w2/someone_needs_to_document_how_many_views_never/ (GhostRoboX5)
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"Over-exaggeration" is an exaggeration of the word exaggeration...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghv06y/overexaggeration_is_an_exaggeration_of_the_word/ (ISISCosby)
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If you workout at a young age you can look older, but if you workout when you’re older you look younger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghuzyw/if_you_workout_at_a_young_age_you_can_look_older/ (CykaShark)
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You pay for life with life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghuy9r/you_pay_for_life_with_life/ (Maciokan)
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Reality is based off our perception of what things actually are, meaning it's all subjective. In that sense, it's no different than imagination.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghuwr3/reality_is_based_off_our_perception_of_what/ (The1Pumpkin)
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People turn serious events into comedies, but no one turns comedies into serious works.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghuvvh/people_turn_serious_events_into_comedies_but_no/ (churniglow)
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In the future students will learn about historical events by looking at people’s social media posts about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghut2t/in_the_future_students_will_learn_about/ (Ace-of-spades-96)
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To the characters in the office Will Ferrell, Amy Adams, Jim Carey, and Ray Romano are normal people and not actors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghusqj/to_the_characters_in_the_office_will_ferrell_amy/ (zaquitoz)
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Stephen King named his son Joe. You’ve got to be Joking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghur5x/stephen_king_named_his_son_joe_youve_got_to_be/ (A-Floridian)
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Wholesale clubs make a lot of our purchasing decisions for us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghupya/wholesale_clubs_make_a_lot_of_our_purchasing/ (CaptMeme-o)
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Mist is ground cloud.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghuoyd/mist_is_ground_cloud/ (Bandit263)
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Chickens are far less likely to give birth than humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghuoj5/chickens_are_far_less_likely_to_give_birth_than/ (citronellaspray)
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Only your “best” friends will; goad you into bad decisions, laugh while it’s blowing up in your face, then post the video for fake points.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghuobk/only_your_best_friends_will_goad_you_into_bad/ (thatispoop)
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I'm a materialization of the universe trying to understand itself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghunx4/im_a_materialization_of_the_universe_trying_to/ (BabiesOnQuack)
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As long as we send things to space our planet is getting smaller

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghunsh/as_long_as_we_send_things_to_space_our_planet_is/ (behrammus)
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Millions of people can't function until they drink water that has passed through a pile of roasted and ground exotic beans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghunez/millions_of_people_cant_function_until_they_drink/ (churniglow)
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We are slowly morphing from "Hey, Amazon, thanks for the package! You are a true hero!" to "Hey Amazon, where the hell's our stuff."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghuj1g/we_are_slowly_morphing_from_hey_amazon_thanks_for/ (zeychshmo)
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Cats can run 50kph without making a sound.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghuiqt/cats_can_run_50kph_without_making_a_sound/ ([deleted])
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Most people have never seen their own butthole.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghui7h/most_people_have_never_seen_their_own_butthole/ (RodamusLong)
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If Never "Gonna Give You Up" comes on the radio, thousands of people just got Rickrolled.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghuhyo/if_never_gonna_give_you_up_comes_on_the_radio/ (poppymcmuffins447)
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If your house was ever listed for sale there is a pretty good chance that room by room photos and a detailed layout of your house is easily accessible by anyone online.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghugp8/if_your_house_was_ever_listed_for_sale_there_is_a/ (REDDIT0R_IN_CHIEF)
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A well-connected idiot is typically more powerful than a genius loner.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghugjb/a_wellconnected_idiot_is_typically_more_powerful/ (KeasMe)
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Everyone has great ideas, but not everyone knows how to properly communicate them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghugfh/everyone_has_great_ideas_but_not_everyone_knows/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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If you watched Community back when it was on TV in 2008, you really were streets ahead!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghuezy/if_you_watched_community_back_when_it_was_on_tv/ (CosmicRhythm)
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A black cat crossing your path is a sign of bad luck, but the cat is the unlucky one because you had to cross its path.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghuetx/a_black_cat_crossing_your_path_is_a_sign_of_bad/ (citronellaspray)
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A flash bang would end a chase scene very effectively.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghuelc/a_flash_bang_would_end_a_chase_scene_very/ (Za_BossMan)
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Someone has probably performed a 360 no scope in real life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghuby7/someone_has_probably_performed_a_360_no_scope_in/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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Deep breathing sounds similar to waves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghu9a0/deep_breathing_sounds_similar_to_waves/ (maybetraffy)
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Humans are inventions because we are man Made

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghu94q/humans_are_inventions_because_we_are_man_made/ (nobearpineapples)
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In order for super speed to be a useful super power you would also need super reflexes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghu865/in_order_for_super_speed_to_be_a_useful_super/ (GravyxNips)
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Black dogs are actually white dogs with black hairs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghu7zw/black_dogs_are_actually_white_dogs_with_black/ (SpaceHawk98W)
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Anytime you see a product with a warning sign that says highly flammable there is a story behind it that usually involves stupid drunk people hurling said item into a bonfire or something equally ridiculous

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghu5r0/anytime_you_see_a_product_with_a_warning_sign/ (pygmypuffonacid)
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We actually watched a show about fictional trains. Wow

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghu4m1/we_actually_watched_a_show_about_fictional_trains/ (DANKY-CHAN)
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You have had pencils that were exactly pi inches long

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghu416/you_have_had_pencils_that_were_exactly_pi_inches/ (LilBoi07)
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If the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence you might just not be taking care of your grass enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghu20a/if_the_grass_is_always_greener_on_the_other_side/ (Wir2d)
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A clock ticking at night is louder the more you're aware of them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghu0vh/a_clock_ticking_at_night_is_louder_the_more_youre/ (Grandmaster_Z)
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You know you’re lazy if you’re too lazy to cook instant ramen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghu0nv/you_know_youre_lazy_if_youre_too_lazy_to_cook/ (Cancer_Smoothie)
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You have more teeth than fingers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghtzeo/you_have_more_teeth_than_fingers/ (Lime_GD)
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You always find something the last place you look.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghtz3s/you_always_find_something_the_last_place_you_look/ (thelostmoof)
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A mirror is never unused

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghtz1x/a_mirror_is_never_unused/ ([deleted])
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You need a ruler ro make a new ruler.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghtx9x/you_need_a_ruler_ro_make_a_new_ruler/ (FV0000)
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Your muscles are technically carbon fibers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghtsmc/your_muscles_are_technically_carbon_fibers/ ([deleted])
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Most people don't know what their phones taste like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghtsab/most_people_dont_know_what_their_phones_taste_like/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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By creating the book, The Lorax, Dr Seuss was part of the problem.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghtrgo/by_creating_the_book_the_lorax_dr_seuss_was_part/ (citronellaspray)
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It’s pretty arrogant to think that only things that we humans have the ability to understand or sense can exist in the universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghtrcr/its_pretty_arrogant_to_think_that_only_things/ (Lum1nar)
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The space ships in Star Wars always perfectly line up with each other during battles, even though they're in space.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghtqjy/the_space_ships_in_star_wars_always_perfectly/ (TheUnknownY)
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The most beautiful and amazing person in your world is standing right in the mirror.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghtpwi/the_most_beautiful_and_amazing_person_in_your/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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Most self-help books can be narrowed down to 5-10 bullet points.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghtp5f/most_selfhelp_books_can_be_narrowed_down_to_510/ (SaladFingerzzz)
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Security guards aren’t senior or prestigious positions but you would assume they are by their attire.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghtp0v/security_guards_arent_senior_or_prestigious/ (ScreeMart)
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As We Live Our Existence, As We Abide By Our Beliefs, We create our own Monsters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghtoc7/as_we_live_our_existence_as_we_abide_by_our/ (HellaHellFire)
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Maybe comebacks we think of after the argument are things we actually said in another timeline

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghto7y/maybe_comebacks_we_think_of_after_the_argument/ (GeneralShawn)
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Cake is rich in protein

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghtn0e/cake_is_rich_in_protein/ (Shunnorock)
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We will never have the ability to see our own selves in complete 3D. Only through screens and mirrors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghtmug/we_will_never_have_the_ability_to_see_our_own/ (anthdude)
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Our planet loses a bit of mass and shrinks a bit the more we send things into space

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghtmu7/our_planet_loses_a_bit_of_mass_and_shrinks_a_bit/ (Sparkin4500)
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Billionnaires are millionnaires but not all millionnaires are billionnaires.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghtms5/billionnaires_are_millionnaires_but_not_all/ (The_Memester_42069)
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If you’re big brained, you’re brainy. If you a lot of muscles, you’re muscly. If you’re short, you’re a shorty. If you have a lot of skin, you’re not skinny.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghtlte/if_youre_big_brained_youre_brainy_if_you_a_lot_of/ (Myomyw)
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Car commercials showing a solitary vehicle on a city street are finally coming true.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghtlnt/car_commercials_showing_a_solitary_vehicle_on_a/ (dkrainman)
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It actually makes sense that the people fidget spinners were made for lost interest so fast

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghtljk/it_actually_makes_sense_that_the_people_fidget/ (WalrusNerd)
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We owe a lot of disaster movies an apology for what we said about their openings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghtl6h/we_owe_a_lot_of_disaster_movies_an_apology_for/ (reddituser084)
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You spend your whole life gathering guests for your funeral.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghtktl/you_spend_your_whole_life_gathering_guests_for/ ([deleted])
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The kardashians are constantly littering because they are half plastic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghtkr9/the_kardashians_are_constantly_littering_because/ (UnderscoreGreg)
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We may never see mass gatherings of fifty-thousand plus people again in our lifetime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghtkpn/we_may_never_see_mass_gatherings_of_fiftythousand/ (Squeakypuff)
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If you're tired of starting over, stop giving up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghtkpf/if_youre_tired_of_starting_over_stop_giving_up/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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Humans with wings are almost always drawn with feathered wing, but the only other winged mammals are bats, so they'd have skin wings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghtjfr/humans_with_wings_are_almost_always_drawn_with/ (nickct60)
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Well that’s awfully bisexual of you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghtie3/well_thats_awfully_bisexual_of_you/ (Everydaybadnews)
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You could own something that is worth a lot more than you know

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghth4i/you_could_own_something_that_is_worth_a_lot_more/ (newaccountoldwashack)
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we can teach an AI how to make an AI and it would kill everyone because humans are the only problem earth has

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghtgje/we_can_teach_an_ai_how_to_make_an_ai_and_it_would/ (Bomblii)
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When businesses reopen barbers and stylists might not recognize some of their customers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghtg6l/when_businesses_reopen_barbers_and_stylists_might/ (JoeFas)
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When you don’t see, hear, sense or taste anything, your consciousness is naked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghtflv/when_you_dont_see_hear_sense_or_taste_anything/ (Lum1nar)
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Of course failure is not an option.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghtfj5/of_course_failure_is_not_an_option/ (DalbergTheKing)
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The Percy Jackson and the Olympians and the Trials of Apollo books literally offend nearly 60 million ancient Greek and Roman people. If the author lived in ancient Greece and Rome, he would have been hunted down to death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghteh0/the_percy_jackson_and_the_olympians_and_the/ (BobsOrCookies)
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The Skywalker family can't actually walk in the sky.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghtea9/the_skywalker_family_cant_actually_walk_in_the_sky/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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Few people have a PhD because it's hard, few people have a PhD because it's useless!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghtdvo/few_people_have_a_phd_because_its_hard_few_people/ (Bluegilling)
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Deaf people who have mastered lip reading must be especially frustrated with everyone wearing face masks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghtduy/deaf_people_who_have_mastered_lip_reading_must_be/ (49th_state_user)
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A famous person signing an autograph is similar to printing a small amount of money

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghtcpz/a_famous_person_signing_an_autograph_is_similar/ (RobwoodForest)
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It’s possible someone invented a joke so good he or she died laughing without ever getting a chance to tell it to anyone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghtanf/its_possible_someone_invented_a_joke_so_good_he/ (Lum1nar)
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Our life is pay 2 win

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghta3y/our_life_is_pay_2_win/ (cookie_man1751)
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Since it's impossible to sneeze during sleeping, there is a chance you could control your need to sneeze while awake with practise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ght6b4/since_its_impossible_to_sneeze_during_sleeping/ (FreshBroc)
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People with diaper fetish are looking forward to entering their old age

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ght531/people_with_diaper_fetish_are_looking_forward_to/ (nearedge)
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It is actually impossible to directly see the back of your eyes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ght4zu/it_is_actually_impossible_to_directly_see_the/ (redditor1qsqdeac)
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Frank Oz (Yoda) and Anthony Daniels (C-3PO) have been in seven and ten Star Wars movies, respectively, but never had speaking roles with each other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ght4li/frank_oz_yoda_and_anthony_daniels_c3po_have_been/ (VinceDeF)
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Steve's right arm must be significantly more muscular than his left.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ght222/steves_right_arm_must_be_significantly_more/ (ManySleeplessNights)
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There are much higher chances of seeing male genitals when sorting by New than when sorting by Hot or Popular.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ght1gl/there_are_much_higher_chances_of_seeing_male/ (DrunkenSailorGuy)
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A penis will go in both a male condom and a female condom while both gender condoms will at some point be inside of the female.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ght16n/a_penis_will_go_in_both_a_male_condom_and_a/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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A dog's sense of smell is 40x better than us humans, but sniff more ass than we do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghszbi/a_dogs_sense_of_smell_is_40x_better_than_us/ (DoesNotCompute91)
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No one realizes how old Samuel L. Jackson is (without searching it up) until they see him in a movie with the real Tupac

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghsz64/no_one_realizes_how_old_samuel_l_jackson_is/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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Some people around you might have looked at an imaginary camera, like in The Office, and you wouldn't even know it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghsyex/some_people_around_you_might_have_looked_at_an/ (ShotoDT)
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Nothing reminds you to brush your teeth like wearing a mask.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghsy9p/nothing_reminds_you_to_brush_your_teeth_like/ (TheSageHillRock)
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If a 70 year old is still a virgin and wants to find a significant other so that he can have his first child, he is seen as a creep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghswjq/if_a_70_year_old_is_still_a_virgin_and_wants_to/ (IMissFreedom)
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Nowadays, if you get death threats, you probably did something right.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghsvk9/nowadays_if_you_get_death_threats_you_probably/ (bambarby)
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Milky Way bars are made by the Milky Way, in the Milky Way, from Milky Way material and consumed by and in the Milky Way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghsut2/milky_way_bars_are_made_by_the_milky_way_in_the/ (MySpicypumpkin)
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Those standard wood posts that holds up telephone/electricity/internet wires have really seemed to resist technological upgrades over the past few decades.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghsuqc/those_standard_wood_posts_that_holds_up/ (muhahah)
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Having opinions is fine, imposing your opinions on others is too much

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghstyk/having_opinions_is_fine_imposing_your_opinions_on/ (DemocraticTerminator)
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All bulls are technically always horny

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghstfy/all_bulls_are_technically_always_horny/ (JumpyMathematician0)
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When you roll a film, nothing is rolling and there is no film.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghssjj/when_you_roll_a_film_nothing_is_rolling_and_there/ (Berthole)
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Before horses, the highest speed ever achieved by humans was probably no more than 25 mph

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghsra7/before_horses_the_highest_speed_ever_achieved_by/ (Doodle_Dragon)
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There are probably thousands of interesting and unbelievable coincidences and occurences happening every minute all around the world, but noone will ever know of them because they weren't recorded.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghsqo3/there_are_probably_thousands_of_interesting_and/ (--Midas--)
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it hasn't been proven whether or not the most powerful people in the world are robots with sentient AI in disguise

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghsq7b/it_hasnt_been_proven_whether_or_not_the_most/ (Snuggly-Muffin)
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The letter 'W' starts with a 'd'.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghsprw/the_letter_w_starts_with_a_d/ (Elude_Thanos)
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Our moms lied when they said they wouldn't get angry if we just told them the truth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghspkv/our_moms_lied_when_they_said_they_wouldnt_get/ (Gilgameshbrah)
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When a character is first conceived in literature, they usually don’t have a true appearance until an actor portrays them in a movie adaptation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghsnzt/when_a_character_is_first_conceived_in_literature/ ([deleted])
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Almost everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghsmim/almost_everything_is_a_boomerang_if_you_throw_it/ (Elude_Thanos)
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A clock that runs backwards is right four times a day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghsk89/a_clock_that_runs_backwards_is_right_four_times_a/ (northcoastcableguy)
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If we had enough data we could probably calculate the outcome of a roulette wheel or a random number generator.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghsjyr/if_we_had_enough_data_we_could_probably_calculate/ (Lum1nar)
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Driving is the most cassually experienced extremely dangerous activity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghsjoe/driving_is_the_most_cassually_experienced/ (mybossthinksimmormon)
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Dogs Pee on things to claim their territory, if we did the same thing it would work just as well because no one else would want to touch it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghsi6v/dogs_pee_on_things_to_claim_their_territory_if_we/ (official-G0D)
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When you experience a near death you learn a lot about yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghsdy6/when_you_experience_a_near_death_you_learn_a_lot/ (imakecrapmemes)
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It probably took a while before the first kid to be circumsized realized he was the only one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghsapr/it_probably_took_a_while_before_the_first_kid_to/ (Clarkent727)
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The only fat thing about a man most women like are wallets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghsa74/the_only_fat_thing_about_a_man_most_women_like/ (Orcathunder)
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Math is the only place where someone could buy 60 watermelons and no one would question it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghs9bj/math_is_the_only_place_where_someone_could_buy_60/ (official-G0D)
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If you pour a bunch of coca cola all over your marble counter tops and drink it all with your nose you technically just snorted coke with out being a drug addict

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghs990/if_you_pour_a_bunch_of_coca_cola_all_over_your/ (PickleDamnDanielRick)
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Lamps in video games use real electricity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghs6de/lamps_in_video_games_use_real_electricity/ ([deleted])
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Amputating Mike Wazowski's legs is the same as beheading him

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghs6ak/amputating_mike_wazowskis_legs_is_the_same_as/ (emkaygiofilms)
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The "never waste an opportunity" mentality probably screwed up and rewarded people's lives to the same extent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghs5z9/the_never_waste_an_opportunity_mentality_probably/ (Vitovonburen)
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Eggs are fetus escape pods

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghs4bt/eggs_are_fetus_escape_pods/ (CommanderPoogle)
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It is frightening how starved people are of social interactions that they are willing to go outside to a bar, to get a hair cut or tattoo, all in the face of impeding doom, the likes of which we have not seen for a hundred years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghs1ad/it_is_frightening_how_starved_people_are_of/ (ihazone)
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There’s going to be a lot of vending machines with expired foods.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghs0fi/theres_going_to_be_a_lot_of_vending_machines_with/ (CedricCSCFL)
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The only vehicle that doesn’t have a seatbelt is a bus full of children

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghrzo5/the_only_vehicle_that_doesnt_have_a_seatbelt_is_a/ (official-G0D)
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Nobody would argue their neighbor's right to own a nuclear weapon. A billionaire's bank account can kill far more people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghrzn2/nobody_would_argue_their_neighbors_right_to_own_a/ (WolfeTone1312)
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Dumbo is a superhero origin story for elephants

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghry2s/dumbo_is_a_superhero_origin_story_for_elephants/ (BigDave29)
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Cenghiz Khan would have LOVED tanks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghrvvd/cenghiz_khan_would_have_loved_tanks/ (my_name_is_iso)
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Cats must think that the grim reaper is a pretty cool guy because he keeps giving them another life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghrvf5/cats_must_think_that_the_grim_reaper_is_a_pretty/ (BicBoi42069)
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Cows' world completely defeted when humans learned to hunt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghru5v/cows_world_completely_defeted_when_humans_learned/ (mr_zolfi)
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If you are trying out a gun before buying it you can easily rob that shop with that gun

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghrtyr/if_you_are_trying_out_a_gun_before_buying_it_you/ ([deleted])
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Birthday cake tastes a little like existentialism

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghrtuz/birthday_cake_tastes_a_little_like_existentialism/ (Darsurge)
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In reality, almost everyone would be in Hufflepuff.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghrst2/in_reality_almost_everyone_would_be_in_hufflepuff/ (accidentalsurvivor)
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Some people wash there bananas before peeling them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghrs86/some_people_wash_there_bananas_before_peeling_them/ (DerSchloky)
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In light of recent world events, any small business advertising that they’ve been around “Since 200x” will actually have something to brag about in a couple years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghrror/in_light_of_recent_world_events_any_small/ (ZoeInBinary)
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To Bees - we're dung beetles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghrr9b/to_bees_were_dung_beetles/ (kenbsmith3)
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Family is not necessarily blood, but rather who you would bleed for

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghrp4t/family_is_not_necessarily_blood_but_rather_who/ (SUBTOPEWDSNOWW)
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Everything can always be further explored by the question "why" no matter how stupid it seems.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghror6/everything_can_always_be_further_explored_by_the/ (Davenepeta)
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The fact that we use a sound (*crickets*) to indicate silence must be confusing to deaf people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghrnv3/the_fact_that_we_use_a_sound_crickets_to_indicate/ (Doodlebug510)
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If flat earth believers and conspiracy nuts were right, they would lose their purpose in life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghrmn5/if_flat_earth_believers_and_conspiracy_nuts_were/ (DrDrexanPhd)
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If the universe was a year old, humans would have existed for about 7.6 seconds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghrk9j/if_the_universe_was_a_year_old_humans_would_have/ ([deleted])
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a mosquito can fly, but a fly cannot mosquito.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghrixi/a_mosquito_can_fly_but_a_fly_cannot_mosquito/ (whalepoop69)
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Harry Hill's TV burp walked so Gogglebox could run

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghriot/harry_hills_tv_burp_walked_so_gogglebox_could_run/ (B3ARDYY)
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With a world population of 7 billion people, it wouldn't be surprising if someone has lived a life identical to yours.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghri0q/with_a_world_population_of_7_billion_people_it/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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Grass is the ants of plants.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghrhwp/grass_is_the_ants_of_plants/ (kino00100)
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It is very simple to be happy, but it is very difficult to be simple.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghrgyc/it_is_very_simple_to_be_happy_but_it_is_very/ (__bigbackclock__)
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When you open your refrigerator you become the fridge raider

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghrg50/when_you_open_your_refrigerator_you_become_the/ (panfried540)
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Technically, The Big Bang didn’t make any noise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghrfys/technically_the_big_bang_didnt_make_any_noise/ (Aluminum_Doorhandle)
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You know how plants like a bee orchid look like a bee to attract real bees and help pollination, well how does the bee orchid know what a bee looks like if it doesn’t have any eyes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghreso/you_know_how_plants_like_a_bee_orchid_look_like_a/ (KellFox)
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Most hypochondriacs probably correctly self diagnose themselves as such.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghrd3x/most_hypochondriacs_probably_correctly_self/ (Spart_)
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No one can destroy you as effectively as a child openly pointing out anything you are insecure about.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghrcap/no_one_can_destroy_you_as_effectively_as_a_child/ (joshually)
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Maybe if people didn't lump everyone together in a particular group, race, gender then there would't be people in that group that feel the need to point out how different they are from that group.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghrbvs/maybe_if_people_didnt_lump_everyone_together_in_a/ (HellaHellFire)
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Nature documentaries are all one movie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghrb1v/nature_documentaries_are_all_one_movie/ (Kellcron)
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Traps are probably bisexuals' dream husbandos.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghras3/traps_are_probably_bisexuals_dream_husbandos/ (DimensionDefender)
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If there is a perfectly hidden base then no one would know where it is because it is perfectly hidden

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghr9no/if_there_is_a_perfectly_hidden_base_then_no_one/ (edog37)
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Enough with software development. Plan to start a dairy farm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghr9bk/enough_with_software_development_plan_to_start_a/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Since grain are plants, and cereal are made out of grain, Cereal is a salad!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghr8dj/since_grain_are_plants_and_cereal_are_made_out_of/ (Buihelgason)
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Most video games are sitting on a shelf collecting dust.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghr8b6/most_video_games_are_sitting_on_a_shelf/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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The weight of a 1 dollar bill was enough to destroy the entire city of Hiroshima

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghr7k8/the_weight_of_a_1_dollar_bill_was_enough_to/ (Life_Peanut)
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Nightmares are free Horror movies that you direct and star in

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghr5dg/nightmares_are_free_horror_movies_that_you_direct/ (Sergeant_Quickscoper)
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Wolverine the character is far more popular than the animal he was named after

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghr55w/wolverine_the_character_is_far_more_popular_than/ (TheloniousGun)
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Somewhere on Earth, there’s a kid who was born on April Fools’ Day that gets teased for being born on the day of pranks, but was indeed an unplanned pregnancy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghr339/somewhere_on_earth_theres_a_kid_who_was_born_on/ (njerome088)
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If humans could respawn, murder wouldn’t be a crime and most likely be turned into a sport.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghr2vt/if_humans_could_respawn_murder_wouldnt_be_a_crime/ (ACScorchZ)
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Some women have never heard of urinals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghr22i/some_women_have_never_heard_of_urinals/ (mercolorecords)
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Technically, every sleep paralysis is a lucid dream

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghr0x1/technically_every_sleep_paralysis_is_a_lucid_dream/ (IneedANewNameuwu)
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With enough Fluorine anything is reactive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghr0d1/with_enough_fluorine_anything_is_reactive/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Lamps in videogames use real electricity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghqz7u/lamps_in_videogames_use_real_electricity/ ([deleted])
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Everything can be used as a cooking ingredient.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghqy41/everything_can_be_used_as_a_cooking_ingredient/ (l300l30)
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Some really unreal things might be happening to people, but no one speaks about it because everyone would think they’re crazy, because someone somewhere wants them to appear crazy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghqx4p/some_really_unreal_things_might_be_happening_to/ (Lum1nar)
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If something looks fake, then it's not doing a good enough job

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghqunl/if_something_looks_fake_then_its_not_doing_a_good/ (MrLime11)
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When someone passes away their body is left in the past only to be become memories and memorabilia.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghqsi8/when_someone_passes_away_their_body_is_left_in/ (johnpowers99)
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Deaf people with hearing aids essentially have a mute button.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghqs9c/deaf_people_with_hearing_aids_essentially_have_a/ ([deleted])
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Villains wouldn't be as intimidating if they wore Crocs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghqrqh/villains_wouldnt_be_as_intimidating_if_they_wore/ (RoguePierogies)
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If the elastic band universe theory is true, one day all evidence of our existence and all life in the universe will be forever gone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghqri7/if_the_elastic_band_universe_theory_is_true_one/ (XxHahaYouLostxX)
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Insurance is the most useless necessity ever created.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghqqvi/insurance_is_the_most_useless_necessity_ever/ (John_Wick_Detroit)
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If everyone who didn't enjoy his life would die, we would have a 100% happy human rate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghqqo8/if_everyone_who_didnt_enjoy_his_life_would_die_we/ (buknbend)
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We take being able to scratch ourselves virtually anywhere for granted. Most animals can’t

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghqpnl/we_take_being_able_to_scratch_ourselves_virtually/ (Tombomb422)
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Since all emergency services are suspended, there are probably more heart attack and stroke deaths on the night of the Purge.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghqpke/since_all_emergency_services_are_suspended_there/ (Pr3s1d3ntSn0w)
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We buy clothes that we wear for one day and never use again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghqo54/we_buy_clothes_that_we_wear_for_one_day_and_never/ (somkkeshav555)
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You aren't supposed to drink the mouthwash.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghqnzk/you_arent_supposed_to_drink_the_mouthwash/ (ItsZiyvex)
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Adding a stereotype to a stereotype makes that stereotype less of a stereotype

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghqmub/adding_a_stereotype_to_a_stereotype_makes_that/ (7rcross)
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There are probably so many Guineas World Records that have been broken, but they went undocumented.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghqmdo/there_are_probably_so_many_guineas_world_records/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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A jackhammer is such a groundbreaking invention

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghqlzt/a_jackhammer_is_such_a_groundbreaking_invention/ (OpenRoadPioneer)
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You don’t ever want to be the owner of a lost dog named “Boo” on Halloween.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghqllu/you_dont_ever_want_to_be_the_owner_of_a_lost_dog/ (avitony)
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In the same way that comedy is subjective, cringe is subjective as well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghql7r/in_the_same_way_that_comedy_is_subjective_cringe/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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There are bitches, and sons of bitches, that is all

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghqksy/there_are_bitches_and_sons_of_bitches_that_is_all/ (madsciencetits)
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You can never be a "glass half full kinda guy" If you are in the international space station.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghqkmt/you_can_never_be_a_glass_half_full_kinda_guy_if/ (stormbreaka55)
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Flash Mobs have disappeared as fast as they could appear

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghqj9s/flash_mobs_have_disappeared_as_fast_as_they_could/ (Zee_Ventures)
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People assume that Santa Clauses Trip is impossible but maybe there’s just not that many nice people anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghqihc/people_assume_that_santa_clauses_trip_is/ (dankpenguin69)
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Making someone happy doesn't just make their day, it makes you own day as well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghqi9g/making_someone_happy_doesnt_just_make_their_day/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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Russian roulette is the only non-drinking game where the loser has to take a shot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghqhh3/russian_roulette_is_the_only_nondrinking_game/ (RagnarDethkokk)
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For all the criticism that school receives, some of a person's most important life lessons are leaned there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghqhdc/for_all_the_criticism_that_school_receives_some/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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A “family owned” business is thought of as an honest company with morals, but when it gets really big, it’s thought of as elitist and crooked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghqha2/a_family_owned_business_is_thought_of_as_an/ (ariasamm)
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Whoever killed Adolf deserves the Nobel Peace Award.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghqh70/whoever_killed_adolf_deserves_the_nobel_peace/ (IgnitedFazbear)
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We live life looking forward to death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghqftp/we_live_life_looking_forward_to_death/ (Fool_Snipes)
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You can watch a livestream without internet, if you're near a live stream

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghqfrv/you_can_watch_a_livestream_without_internet_if/ (unxile_phantom)
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The world's greatest procrastinator has one thing in common with the world's greatest serial killer: no one will ever know their identity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghqfdo/the_worlds_greatest_procrastinator_has_one_thing/ (funkylowvolume)
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There are two types of people: those who hover over the brake pedal, and those who hover over the accelerator

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghqevd/there_are_two_types_of_people_those_who_hover/ (DarkAuraYT)
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We bake cookies, and cook bacon, so perhaps these things were named the same way Iceland and Greenland were named.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghqdkx/we_bake_cookies_and_cook_bacon_so_perhaps_these/ (ChristianStonks999)
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Since fire trucks are trucks with a ton of water in them and to put out fire, flamethrowers could be considered water tanks or backpacks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghqcb6/since_fire_trucks_are_trucks_with_a_ton_of_water/ (that-one-guy420)
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There's probably a person out there in the World where they are completely synchronized as you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghqb16/theres_probably_a_person_out_there_in_the_world/ (Saul_T_Nut)
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People tend to feel more brave and ambitious when they hear that a famous person has the same opinion as them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghqab7/people_tend_to_feel_more_brave_and_ambitious_when/ (Reddit_Historian1945)
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Falling heels over head sounds far more impressive but is not even a thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghq93j/falling_heels_over_head_sounds_far_more/ (the_pun_life)
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Every single ancestor in your family has gotten laid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghq5zt/every_single_ancestor_in_your_family_has_gotten/ (poplut0)
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Everyone’s kitchen sink is gross except yours

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghq5ow/everyones_kitchen_sink_is_gross_except_yours/ (AMajesticTree)
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A cheap price is a 'steal', yet an overpriced one is 'highway robbery'.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghq4jy/a_cheap_price_is_a_steal_yet_an_overpriced_one_is/ (RainingLights)
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When writing code on a coding program, you're using code to write code.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghq3p4/when_writing_code_on_a_coding_program_youre_using/ (Buihelgason)
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You can immediately tell when a spoon is bent at the wrong angle, despite not knowing what the correct angle is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghq2s5/you_can_immediately_tell_when_a_spoon_is_bent_at/ (PopeliusJones)
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Rickrolling has probably created more caution when clicking links than any official advice about malicious links could.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghq1rx/rickrolling_has_probably_created_more_caution/ (Meyrdron)
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if two people got together, than they had a baby, than the dad would marry the mom of his wife... would the "dad" than still be a dad to the baby or is he than his grandpa

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghq0lz/if_two_people_got_together_than_they_had_a_baby/ (ytorian)
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Bongs give off the impression they'd do more damage to your lungs than other forms of smoking. Yet pipes, joints, and blunts are all so much worse for you. Bongs are the gentle giants of the smoking world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghpy1z/bongs_give_off_the_impression_theyd_do_more/ (TheeMainEvent)
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The offspring of a beta male are Simpsons

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghpxgl/the_offspring_of_a_beta_male_are_simpsons/ (Palerthanghosts)
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A beehive hairdo is actually a wasp nest hairdo

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghpxe8/a_beehive_hairdo_is_actually_a_wasp_nest_hairdo/ (IntoAComa)
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We remember kings who had many battles under their reigns, and maybe expanded their territories temporarily only for all that to be in vain when the land is recaptured in later generations. However, we forgot those who maintained peace through tact, just because their reigns were uneventful.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghpxd4/we_remember_kings_who_had_many_battles_under/ (AndreiRublev357)
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You can make different sounding voices in your head

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghpx7t/you_can_make_different_sounding_voices_in_your/ (AAA_Batteriez)
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We spend our whole life gathering visitors for our funeral.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghpx4c/we_spend_our_whole_life_gathering_visitors_for/ (Mr_MikeBrown)
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Birds must think we're disgusting, us collecting their feathers is akin to them collecting our hair or nail clippings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghpw4v/birds_must_think_were_disgusting_us_collecting/ (EpperFiend)
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There was a point in human history when the last human stopped shedding.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghptir/there_was_a_point_in_human_history_when_the_last/ (LeafGamer)
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Every room is an escape room if you drink enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghpqzc/every_room_is_an_escape_room_if_you_drink_enough/ (BubbleGuts01)
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The meaning of life is an interesting question. The worth of a life is a practical one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghpq8z/the_meaning_of_life_is_an_interesting_question/ (Someonedm)
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Kickboxing is the bisexual of martial arts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghpq3g/kickboxing_is_the_bisexual_of_martial_arts/ (KWAKUDATSU)
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You spend your whole life gathering guests for your funeral

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghppnh/you_spend_your_whole_life_gathering_guests_for/ (Aegis4521)
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Your dog has no concept of mistakes. So when you trip over it by accident, it just thinks you've got up to kick it in the head

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghpp9a/your_dog_has_no_concept_of_mistakes_so_when_you/ (Horny-Housewife)
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Well, if it rains at least it won't be effecting any parades

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghplv3/well_if_it_rains_at_least_it_wont_be_effecting/ (rnielsen776)
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Willy Wonka Didn’t Have Liability Insurance When He Invited Those Children Into His Factory

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghplt0/willy_wonka_didnt_have_liability_insurance_when/ (antnego)
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As humans, we are all collectively squeezing the earth with all our combined body weight... except those unhelpful few on the ISS

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghplos/as_humans_we_are_all_collectively_squeezing_the/ (MrMunday)
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The saddest theory about Harry Potter is the one where he's not a wizard, everything just happen in his head and he never left the cupboard under the stairs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghpk0a/the_saddest_theory_about_harry_potter_is_the_one/ (duici)
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F to all those people that had to get scammed by those $1000 gift card giveaway websites to be able to confirm that they were fake

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghpiz4/f_to_all_those_people_that_had_to_get_scammed_by/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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Selling seashells by the seashore is a horrible business model.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghpi9g/selling_seashells_by_the_seashore_is_a_horrible/ (everyting_is_taken)
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You can eat everything , it’s just that you can eat some things only once.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghphm4/you_can_eat_everything_its_just_that_you_can_eat/ (ietsietsiets)
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Fear makes us do irrational things. The fear of seeming afraid makes us do terrible things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghpfdg/fear_makes_us_do_irrational_things_the_fear_of/ (peezychoof)
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When you’re cleaning fruit and veggies from the store you’re probably washing off more pesticides than you are dirt and bugs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghpecc/when_youre_cleaning_fruit_and_veggies_from_the/ (itsplanty)
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Most people spend their entire lives watching TV or consuming media, instead of seeing the beauty of what their mind, body, or creativity is capable of, and believe they're happy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghpebg/most_people_spend_their_entire_lives_watching_tv/ (AcceptableTea0)
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If you’re blind, everything is faster than the speed of light.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghpd71/if_youre_blind_everything_is_faster_than_the/ (an_emo_dorknerd)
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All pleasures are guilty pleasures if you have high enough anxiety

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghpbnt/all_pleasures_are_guilty_pleasures_if_you_have/ (ipullcattail)
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You wake up one day and realize you're 40 years old.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghp6t9/you_wake_up_one_day_and_realize_youre_40_years_old/ (roastedtoperfection)
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You can endlessly travel east or west, but it’s impossible to endlessly travel north or south

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghp1q1/you_can_endlessly_travel_east_or_west_but_its/ (samjjjjjj)
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Every movement you do is a movement that no one ever did exactly like you. You are doing every day new things, that no one every did EXACTLY like you, as example stepping on the street with that specific walking that you have.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghp1jq/every_movement_you_do_is_a_movement_that_no_one/ (Shur69)
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It is hard to measure the success of encouragement.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghp1a9/it_is_hard_to_measure_the_success_of_encouragement/ (BJ77345)
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Glove boxes are finally being used for what they were intended for

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghozrq/glove_boxes_are_finally_being_used_for_what_they/ (yelpisforsnitches)
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One day your going to walk into a store and buy the pair of socks that your going to die in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghoz9p/one_day_your_going_to_walk_into_a_store_and_buy/ (ItchyRice69)
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Boredom begins only when we take conscience of it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghoy8d/boredom_begins_only_when_we_take_conscience_of_it/ (U_N_I_X)
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When the weather says it’s mostly cloudy, that’s still less cloudy than cloudy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghoxzs/when_the_weather_says_its_mostly_cloudy_thats/ (dead-children)
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If you are watching a fictional show, you are watching the creators minds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghoxyv/if_you_are_watching_a_fictional_show_you_are/ (AlexisDeniega)
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Ass drug bag fuck

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghox26/ass_drug_bag_fuck/ ([deleted])
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Part of maturity is realizing everyone has negative tendencies and part of relationships is gauging how one deals with their own.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghowxv/part_of_maturity_is_realizing_everyone_has/ (Locolijo)
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Ice in soda sounds different than ice in water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghowoh/ice_in_soda_sounds_different_than_ice_in_water/ (MickeyMoose555)
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One of the hardest things to do being blind must be wiping your ass

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghowe5/one_of_the_hardest_things_to_do_being_blind_must/ (pascualg)
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You spend your whole life gathering guests for your funeral.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghovg6/you_spend_your_whole_life_gathering_guests_for/ (palach1)
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Blind people probably commit the least amount of violent crimes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghov1w/blind_people_probably_commit_the_least_amount_of/ ([deleted])
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Poor people stress because they have less money. Rich people stress because they want more money.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghoswp/poor_people_stress_because_they_have_less_money/ (jellycustard671)
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Because everyone has a camera roll in their phone, it makes a lot more sense nowadays if someone says they have a "photographic memory"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghos2a/because_everyone_has_a_camera_roll_in_their_phone/ (organic_lettuce)
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Bees are made out of flowers since that’s all they eat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghoqqd/bees_are_made_out_of_flowers_since_thats_all_they/ (OhHelloLeahE)
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Sweatpants is perhaps the most ironic word ever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghopc9/sweatpants_is_perhaps_the_most_ironic_word_ever/ (Gregos81)
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Our most common seasoning is a crystalized mineral and it doesn't really expire because it's a rock.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghop6k/our_most_common_seasoning_is_a_crystalized/ (ShinyPegasus)
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Amazed is technically a puzzling feeling

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghokoa/amazed_is_technically_a_puzzling_feeling/ (omellettofabulouso)
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Imaginary numbers aren't real at all, but they exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghok8x/imaginary_numbers_arent_real_at_all_but_they_exist/ (SWAT__ATTACK)
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Most lawnmowers have never had their oil changed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghojo1/most_lawnmowers_have_never_had_their_oil_changed/ (Nulovka)
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Dogs probably look at other species and think they're just different kinds of dogs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghojjm/dogs_probably_look_at_other_species_and_think/ (SteveOMatt)
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It's funny when a lot of people look forward to sleeping even though nothing guarantees you to wake up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghohys/its_funny_when_a_lot_of_people_look_forward_to/ (PutinsArmpit)
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The crack of a boob is the polar opposite to the crack of a butt

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghoh2z/the_crack_of_a_boob_is_the_polar_opposite_to_the/ (yugennoodles)
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We boil water for coffee and tea, yet cool it back down with milk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghoh0p/we_boil_water_for_coffee_and_tea_yet_cool_it_back/ (Inchaslo_Kihcnma14)
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If someone regards an opinion that you see as unpopular, as popular, then it’s actually unpopular because they didn’t agree with it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghogrm/if_someone_regards_an_opinion_that_you_see_as/ (SheepBlubber)
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The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghogey/the_proletarians_have_nothing_to_lose_but_their/ (candid-paint-slinger)
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Odds are at least one person in the world likes drinking bong water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghodg7/odds_are_at_least_one_person_in_the_world_likes/ (MrHorseHead)
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We often pass food and drink through our whole body just for the satisfaction of having it in our mouth for a few seconds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghocfb/we_often_pass_food_and_drink_through_our_whole/ (Maxnetic2)
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Sex robots would be more realistic if engineers designed them with such advanced AI that they still reject lncel partners

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gho52z/sex_robots_would_be_more_realistic_if_engineers/ ([deleted])
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Grape flavored ____ tastes nothing like actual grapes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gho32e/grape_flavored_tastes_nothing_like_actual_grapes/ (clearwall)
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The guy who discovered you can get high by injecting yourself with poppy resin (heroin) must have been a nut job

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghc8zl/the_guy_who_discovered_you_can_get_high_by/ (cmurph111)
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If you're writing too short, you're writing about too much.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghc7yr/if_youre_writing_too_short_youre_writing_about/ (FunFeetMan)
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Snowmen are cold, heartless monsters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghc75s/snowmen_are_cold_heartless_monsters/ (mredding)
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Forrest Gump was so good at everything he even got Jenny pregnant on his first and only try

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghc45f/forrest_gump_was_so_good_at_everything_he_even/ (ripyurballsoff)
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Total Drama Island gets way more horrifying if you realise that every character there is only 16 years old.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghc42y/total_drama_island_gets_way_more_horrifying_if/ (matt9q7)
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If a dog went deaf, it would just assume that everyone's stopped talking to it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghc27p/if_a_dog_went_deaf_it_would_just_assume_that/ (matt9q7)
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Horniness is a trick the unborn play on you to get made.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghbz86/horniness_is_a_trick_the_unborn_play_on_you_to/ (exodious)
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The Samaritans must have been some genuinely bad people if we're still talking about "the good one"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghbz6v/the_samaritans_must_have_been_some_genuinely_bad/ (csabathehutt)
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5/10/20 is the first date since 4/8/16 where it’s the year divided by 2, day by 2, and month by 2. Next one will be 6/12/24.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghbyv6/51020_is_the_first_date_since_4816_where_its_the/ (Pax_flash)
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Maybe our parents didn't wanted us to have sex because that was why they got us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghby8k/maybe_our_parents_didnt_wanted_us_to_have_sex/ (DrShoreRL)
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The most amazing thing about modern civilization is that if it all falls apart, all the tools to rebuild are in every local library around the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghby05/the_most_amazing_thing_about_modern_civilization/ (GodoggoJeff)
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People who are born blind won't know their skin color or which color is which

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghbut8/people_who_are_born_blind_wont_know_their_skin/ (Titan_Royale)
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No one has actually ever seen a cat in a hat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghbuke/no_one_has_actually_ever_seen_a_cat_in_a_hat/ (Gary_October)
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There's probably no immediate re-do's in pornos on the later shots.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghbujm/theres_probably_no_immediate_redos_in_pornos_on/ (Kracus)
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If you predict that someone is going to be unpredictable, did you predict them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghbr75/if_you_predict_that_someone_is_going_to_be/ (Eleberium)
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Roses are red, cellos are brown. Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghbr08/roses_are_red_cellos_are_brown_never_gonna_give/ (GhostRoboX5)
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Somewhere in the world, there’s a human skeleton that has a wasp nest within it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghbpmf/somewhere_in_the_world_theres_a_human_skeleton/ (Agent-Psycho)
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You will hit a light switch on and off nearly the same amount of times throughout your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghbp70/you_will_hit_a_light_switch_on_and_off_nearly_the/ (nateshotfirst)
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If calculators had a history, it would likely be more embarrassing that browser history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghbo1g/if_calculators_had_a_history_it_would_likely_be/ (TheGeekPub)
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A book has the power to take you to another place instantly but it isn't necessarily somewhere you want to go.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghbn2f/a_book_has_the_power_to_take_you_to_another_place/ (VerbotenPublish)
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Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghbmcl/never_gonna_give_you_up_never_gonna_let_you_down/ (GhostRoboX5)
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Guys subconciously assume a lot about each other's moods/personalities based on the quantity of hair we see on each other's faces

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghbm89/guys_subconciously_assume_a_lot_about_each_others/ (IveyRoney)
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‘You’re gonna die’ is the most truthful threat anyone can ever make to you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghblxy/youre_gonna_die_is_the_most_truthful_threat/ (CYBERSson)
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You could probably commit a murder and get away with it if you watched enough Crime Dramas

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghbjm6/you_could_probably_commit_a_murder_and_get_away/ (Ow3nTh3waffle)
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Flatearthers could just go to the edge of the earth and found out it doesn't exist instead of bitching online.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghbibg/flatearthers_could_just_go_to_the_edge_of_the/ (childintime9)
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The secret handshakes performed by kids on TV are no longer secret handshakes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghbhp7/the_secret_handshakes_performed_by_kids_on_tv_are/ (DigitsOfPie)
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For birds there must be different genres of bird song just as there is different genres of music for humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghbgn9/for_birds_there_must_be_different_genres_of_bird/ (Jammygamer2)
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The guy who writes subtitles for comedy shows probably makes heaps of spelling mistakes because of the laughter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghbbxv/the_guy_who_writes_subtitles_for_comedy_shows/ (SYxdEspacito)
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Listening to how others speak your language grammar-wise reveals how their language is spoken

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghbau4/listening_to_how_others_speak_your_language/ (Seibzehn17)
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Lava and quicksand are not the hazards to most adults that we made them out to be when playing pretend as kids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghbao2/lava_and_quicksand_are_not_the_hazards_to_most/ (theUmo)
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If you are removing grass stains from your clothes you’re technically disposing of the evidence from a plant murder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghb9dy/if_you_are_removing_grass_stains_from_your/ (PastyMcBasicFace)
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As the only species to shave willingly, we must look like naked mole rats to other animals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghb9c4/as_the_only_species_to_shave_willingly_we_must/ (apaandmomo)
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Elastic girl could probably stretch her clit so much it turned into a penis

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghb8ul/elastic_girl_could_probably_stretch_her_clit_so/ (-_-invaliduslash-_-)
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Insults never did anyone any good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghb773/insults_never_did_anyone_any_good/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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Atlanta is south of Los Angeles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghb6ue/atlanta_is_south_of_los_angeles/ (cauchythelifter)
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At 8 there was so much enthusiasm to "go out" all day but as we get older we'd rather "stay in" all day!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghb4wt/at_8_there_was_so_much_enthusiasm_to_go_out_all/ (-iamai-)
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The top two things that adults tell kids is that they are special and that they are normal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghb4jb/the_top_two_things_that_adults_tell_kids_is_that/ (EthanTheRedditor37)
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To find out the actual portion you need to eat, you need to multiply the serving size listed on the nutrition label by 3.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghb4i6/to_find_out_the_actual_portion_you_need_to_eat/ (GhostRoboX5)
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Olive Garden is the fancy restaurant for people that don't go to fancy restaurants

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghb0z0/olive_garden_is_the_fancy_restaurant_for_people/ (Dr_Reeeee)
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If someone is a really good liar you'll probably never learn that they are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghb0wa/if_someone_is_a_really_good_liar_youll_probably/ (Trych0till0mania)
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The majority of the sky is under us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghb02h/the_majority_of_the_sky_is_under_us/ (Sizzox)
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Old sexy: matching underwear New sexy: matching face mask & shirt

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghawq3/old_sexy_matching_underwear_new_sexy_matching/ (KrakatiteKryptonite)
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If you were the size of a grain then well seasoned food would taste terrible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghawc0/if_you_were_the_size_of_a_grain_then_well/ (AtticusBlunt)
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If the Butterfly effect is a real phenomenon, they we have all saved countless lives without even realizing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghaw6p/if_the_butterfly_effect_is_a_real_phenomenon_they/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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With the amount of mobile games that lock additional content behind paywalls symbolized by padlocks, the next generation will probably grow up thinking that padlocks are unlocked with money

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghavuf/with_the_amount_of_mobile_games_that_lock/ (electromannen)
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You can be Rich as Fuck but you still can’t Fuck Rich

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghav7c/you_can_be_rich_as_fuck_but_you_still_cant_fuck/ (Heinouspundit)
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Most face reveals during 2015 were due to the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghauum/most_face_reveals_during_2015_were_due_to_the_als/ (BrentOnRDT)
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You can either use meat or salad seasoning in vegan meat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghaufs/you_can_either_use_meat_or_salad_seasoning_in/ (Brokemboy)
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Books contain highly specified information the author(s) deemed relevant to include, where as optimization algorithms and search engines allow for lateral thinking on a dime

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghau00/books_contain_highly_specified_information_the/ (ValidatingUsername)
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When gyms reopen people will need to go to stay healthy, they'll also need to not go to stay healthy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghatni/when_gyms_reopen_people_will_need_to_go_to_stay/ (skypirate943)
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You begin your life bragging about being older than other kids and end your life bragging about being younger than other men.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghat8d/you_begin_your_life_bragging_about_being_older/ (jskaffa)
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Dogs must be really confused seeing humans walk around with muzzles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghastl/dogs_must_be_really_confused_seeing_humans_walk/ (CTsilver)
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Since hair turns grey when the pigment cells die, grey must be the default human hair colour

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gharxd/since_hair_turns_grey_when_the_pigment_cells_die/ (MyWolfIsDire)
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The holographic chess on the Millennium Falcon is also extremely practical on such a vehicle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gharq5/the_holographic_chess_on_the_millennium_falcon_is/ (HumanWithInternet)
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In another life the teletubbies could have been the comikidneys

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gharkc/in_another_life_the_teletubbies_could_have_been/ (The_night_camel)
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Fear is not actually a weakness. It just shows that you are human.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghaqw1/fear_is_not_actually_a_weakness_it_just_shows/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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If you were invisible, you could see with your eyes closed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghaqdd/if_you_were_invisible_you_could_see_with_your/ (S_A_Debris)
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If Jedi and sith lords are so clever, why don’t they just put a hand-strap to their lightsabers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghaos5/if_jedi_and_sith_lords_are_so_clever_why_dont/ (Louloulenoupio)
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You can't beat a fried egg.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghaoo7/you_cant_beat_a_fried_egg/ (rvadom)
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It has become completely normal to announce to the world that you are wishing your friend a happy birthday

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghaoko/it_has_become_completely_normal_to_announce_to/ (aakashrajaraman)
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It's okay to not have an opinion on something. Much better than adopting someone else's opinion, as is the habit of slavish, servile minds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghan42/its_okay_to_not_have_an_opinion_on_something_much/ (coderpete)
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Mother’s Day is the only day we celebrate for us being born. It’s kind of like our second birthday but they get the presents.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghamoq/mothers_day_is_the_only_day_we_celebrate_for_us/ (nekuyrohs)
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You are probably breathing the same air molecules that passed through the lungs of a Black Death victim.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghamg6/you_are_probably_breathing_the_same_air_molecules/ (69LUL)
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The reason Megamind stayed in prison throughout his childhood was because he was an extraterrestrial.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghamdg/the_reason_megamind_stayed_in_prison_throughout/ (Retarded_Ladder)
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If cars had an exterior light that blinked when your seatbelt wasn’t on, a lot more people would wear seatbelts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghama4/if_cars_had_an_exterior_light_that_blinked_when/ (mryetifaceman)
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Eye patches only make you look evil if they have a strap

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghaing/eye_patches_only_make_you_look_evil_if_they_have/ (supah_gentleman)
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We'd rather know something bad is coming than not know what to expect.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghai9p/wed_rather_know_something_bad_is_coming_than_not/ (U_N_I_X)
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V8 is watered down ketchup.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghai92/v8_is_watered_down_ketchup/ (ToyotaSupra00)
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A lot of people are going to realize just how stinky their breath are once they wear a mask.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghahnd/a_lot_of_people_are_going_to_realize_just_how/ (Cannibal_Dimsum)
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No object is perfectly cut

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghahn4/no_object_is_perfectly_cut/ (snacktime_alchemist)
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Orgies got invented by cave people checking on thy neighbour by hearing some loud noises.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghahdc/orgies_got_invented_by_cave_people_checking_on/ (deadpool3727)
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Rice sticks together when it's hot or cold, but not room temp.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghae30/rice_sticks_together_when_its_hot_or_cold_but_not/ (majo3)
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Thanks to the internet and the incredibly wide reach the 21st century brings, there will never be anymore myths or legends

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghadsq/thanks_to_the_internet_and_the_incredibly_wide/ (Jarlock1998)
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You relish your favorite song more when it plays on Radio or on shuffle fortuitously

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghacw2/you_relish_your_favorite_song_more_when_it_plays/ (DJainilism)
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You know you look up too many things on google when you type "x" in the search box and a previous search shows up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghacva/you_know_you_look_up_too_many_things_on_google/ (GhostRoboX5)
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The meaning of life is to enjoy it, whether that's money, career of family.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghacoz/the_meaning_of_life_is_to_enjoy_it_whether_thats/ (whassupreddit)
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Technically all dogs are sons of bi**hs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghacdm/technically_all_dogs_are_sons_of_bihs/ (Argon_75)
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Electronics in Video games actually use real electricity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghac25/electronics_in_video_games_actually_use_real/ (Theholynun)
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You relish your favorite song more when it plays on shuffle fortuitously

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghaaa1/you_relish_your_favorite_song_more_when_it_plays/ ([deleted])
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The Big Bang is technically just a giant orgasm that has lasted for approximately 13,8 billion years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghaa7i/the_big_bang_is_technically_just_a_giant_orgasm/ (DUBSWAG02)
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Cats have developed a sound just to talk to people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ghaa2x/cats_have_developed_a_sound_just_to_talk_to_people/ (Luigifan1115)
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A comedian must be one of the only jobs where it is better to laugh at someone doing a sub-par job than to not laugh

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gha9ky/a_comedian_must_be_one_of_the_only_jobs_where_it/ (aweirdstranger0104)
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Lamps in videos games use real electricity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gha93j/lamps_in_videos_games_use_real_electricity/ (ThoughtfulKoala)
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If it was Arthur Fleck dying on the sidewalk you'd walk right over him. You pass him every day and you don't notice him.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gha4o1/if_it_was_arthur_fleck_dying_on_the_sidewalk_youd/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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If you don’t put away your shopping cart then you are most likely a selfish person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gha2xk/if_you_dont_put_away_your_shopping_cart_then_you/ (ChaseBeyond)
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Eventually all bad smells become acquired smells.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gha2qa/eventually_all_bad_smells_become_acquired_smells/ (tysmily)
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You can both die and live more than once

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gha1wf/you_can_both_die_and_live_more_than_once/ (Bulle-mae-bulle)
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If you smoke and drink as often as people do in Hollywood Movies, you wouldn’t look as good as the people who smoke and drink that often.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gha1ay/if_you_smoke_and_drink_as_often_as_people_do_in/ (lindsalei)
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Given that most video games are downloadable, those bought from department stores have become the "gift cards" of the gaming industry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gha0pt/given_that_most_video_games_are_downloadable/ (about33ninjas)
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The reason we can't hit flies is because they see the world in slow motion. The ones we do hit were ones that were planning to give you false hope by fleeing at the last second, but miscalculated how fast the fly swatter was going to be.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh9zd6/the_reason_we_cant_hit_flies_is_because_they_see/ (GhostRoboX5)
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Despite the fact that Mario is a plumber, we never actually see him fix toilets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh9yqv/despite_the_fact_that_mario_is_a_plumber_we_never/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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When you leave a room, you technically transcend that room.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh9yh1/when_you_leave_a_room_you_technically_transcend/ (Hostile_Toaster)
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A "backslash" also goes forward and a "forward slash" also goes backwards; the way we remember the difference is by picturing it under gravity and imagining which way it would fall.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh9w1r/a_backslash_also_goes_forward_and_a_forward_slash/ (thefourthchipmunk)
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Building tornado sirens taller would maximise their efficiency. It would also give a rad, 1984 feel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh9vie/building_tornado_sirens_taller_would_maximise/ (Eutandorf)
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People really underestimate how many posts die in Rising

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh9ved/people_really_underestimate_how_many_posts_die_in/ (ShimritIsSuperBored)
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Your fingertips are the cleanest part of your body after showering.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh9u3c/your_fingertips_are_the_cleanest_part_of_your/ (Green-X22)
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Boobs are the only thing graded in reverse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh9txk/boobs_are_the_only_thing_graded_in_reverse/ (Katatonia13)
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Great things always happen when you give up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh9tf4/great_things_always_happen_when_you_give_up/ (dangohl)
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If humans are jerks it's just because we out-jerked the last jerks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh9t98/if_humans_are_jerks_its_just_because_we_outjerked/ (VerbotenPublish)
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If there are infinite virtual worlds and only one real world then the probability that we are living in that one real world is zero.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh9spw/if_there_are_infinite_virtual_worlds_and_only_one/ ([deleted])
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Even though most Sears stores have closed almost every movie set prior to about 2015 featuring a mall would still need a Sears

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh9sdm/even_though_most_sears_stores_have_closed_almost/ (Thewatchfuleye1)
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If you lost your fingertips you'd still have fingertips

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh9s6s/if_you_lost_your_fingertips_youd_still_have/ (echtpferderosshaar)
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Year-long wall calendars are filled with pictures from previous years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh9rmp/yearlong_wall_calendars_are_filled_with_pictures/ (thewisebard)
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If sex wasn't treated so harshly it wouldn't happen so young.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh9pg9/if_sex_wasnt_treated_so_harshly_it_wouldnt_happen/ (TheRealBaconBrian)
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If you were invisible and closed your eyes would you still see through your eye lids

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh9otc/if_you_were_invisible_and_closed_your_eyes_would/ (spexgaming)
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If ET was a field scout from a planet of intergalactic conquerors, that universe's earth is totally f*cked

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh9nm0/if_et_was_a_field_scout_from_a_planet_of/ (dcforgie)
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Jenga is the opposite of Tetris

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh9mpe/jenga_is_the_opposite_of_tetris/ (Whynot10182001AMM)
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You are probably breathing some air that has passed through the lungs of a Black Death victim in the 1300’s.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh9mln/you_are_probably_breathing_some_air_that_has/ (69LUL)
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No one deserves to be forgotten. No one deserves to fade away. No one deserves to come and go and have no one know they were even here. No one deserves to disappear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh9ljc/no_one_deserves_to_be_forgotten_no_one_deserves/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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I'm having a shower

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh9l0p/im_having_a_shower/ (chimera112)
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Dentists make money off of bad teeth, but we use toothpaste recommended by them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh9kek/dentists_make_money_off_of_bad_teeth_but_we_use/ (DankMemer126)
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Using a laptop makes you look like you’re working, but using a phone makes you look the opposite

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh9jei/using_a_laptop_makes_you_look_like_youre_working/ (DankMemer126)
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the possibility that we are the only sentient species in the universe is probably a lot scarier than the alternative

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh9j1j/the_possibility_that_we_are_the_only_sentient/ (dcforgie)
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Most "Interesting Titles" are actually very generic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh9i85/most_interesting_titles_are_actually_very_generic/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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The more effort you put into something, the more devastating it is if it fails.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh9gsf/the_more_effort_you_put_into_something_the_more/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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Whether someone is having anal sex or is being anal, either way it’s a pain in the ass

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh9gpo/whether_someone_is_having_anal_sex_or_is_being/ (hamsterpopcorn)
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Putting earrings on someone is the most accepted form of stabbing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh9ggr/putting_earrings_on_someone_is_the_most_accepted/ (DankMemer126)
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"a thought thought a thought" is a valid sentence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh9g1g/a_thought_thought_a_thought_is_a_valid_sentence/ (oranmajar)
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Most thoughts here aren't thought the shower

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh9f21/most_thoughts_here_arent_thought_the_shower/ (oranmajar)
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Beatsaber players will have the upper hand on regular people when lightsabers become a mainstream real thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh9f0b/beatsaber_players_will_have_the_upper_hand_on/ (TPSJAMNTEA)
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Holes and shadows are very similar: a shadow is the absence of light near light and a hole is the absence of material near material.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh9eiv/holes_and_shadows_are_very_similar_a_shadow_is/ (Pocemon9000)
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You can’t describe what milk tastes like

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh9ehj/you_cant_describe_what_milk_tastes_like/ (DankMemer126)
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There are 7 BILLION people on Earth but when something goes viral on any social media it's usually sitting at ≈1 Million views on social media

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh9df7/there_are_7_billion_people_on_earth_but_when/ ([deleted])
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We can't trust headlines anymore so we check comments. We can't trust comments anymore so we check sources. We can't trust sources anymore so we can't check anything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh9dcz/we_cant_trust_headlines_anymore_so_we_check/ (omnitions)
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Clocks are microscopic callendars

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh9cmm/clocks_are_microscopic_callendars/ (FGrodek)
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Getting water in your shoes is terrible, but it must have been way worse getting water in wearing medieval grieves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh9bvq/getting_water_in_your_shoes_is_terrible_but_it/ (Ookiley)
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I'm surprised there isn't a conspiracy theory about the ozone being so thin the sun is slowly killing us but the gov won't tell us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh9bay/im_surprised_there_isnt_a_conspiracy_theory_about/ (2inHard)
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Skeptics are skeptical about everything but skepticism

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh9b7s/skeptics_are_skeptical_about_everything_but/ (HossDelgado21)
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Since atoms themselves are not alive, every living being is a highly functioning zombie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh9b58/since_atoms_themselves_are_not_alive_every_living/ (JoeFas)
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Just ok is not ok

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh9avs/just_ok_is_not_ok/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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If masks become a permanent edition to our fashion, then taking masks off, and oral sex might be sexier to some people than taking pants off etc.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh9aox/if_masks_become_a_permanent_edition_to_our/ (SenatorGobbles)
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Mushrooms are flowers on dark mode

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh9ai6/mushrooms_are_flowers_on_dark_mode/ (Internet-Child)
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With 7 billion people, it wouldn't be surprising if you're true love is somewhere in another country.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh994j/with_7_billion_people_it_wouldnt_be_surprising_if/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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There is a possibility that a major flood in human history did happen, otherwise it probably wouldnt be so prevalent in multiple mythological stories from cultures all around the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh97j7/there_is_a_possibility_that_a_major_flood_in/ (dcforgie)
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Texting is Samuel Morse's vision come to fruition

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh96uy/texting_is_samuel_morses_vision_come_to_fruition/ (Seedpound)
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You don't really forget things, you just remember later on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh96di/you_dont_really_forget_things_you_just_remember/ (VGK9Logan)
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Suck job is more accurate a description that blow job.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh95xp/suck_job_is_more_accurate_a_description_that_blow/ (restrictedromantic)
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if your house is haunted, a ghost has probably seen you masterbate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh93n1/if_your_house_is_haunted_a_ghost_has_probably/ (RatsOfThePlague)
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A salary is a drug that they give you to forget about your dreams!!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh92fp/a_salary_is_a_drug_that_they_give_you_to_forget/ (YoUpvowt)
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The Wright brothers were probably not the first ones to discover air travel, maybe they rediscovered it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh91vy/the_wright_brothers_were_probably_not_the_first/ (dcforgie)
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You never think about shadows and darkness also moving at the speed of light.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh8zwh/you_never_think_about_shadows_and_darkness_also/ (Voodoosoviet)
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After the air travel starts again, they will require you to arrive at the airport one-day in advance, and security checks will look like complete dystopia (as if it was any less to begin with)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh8zoo/after_the_air_travel_starts_again_they_will/ (throw_my_phone)
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Jeff Bezos has enough money to literally give every single person in the world $19 USD

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh8yzd/jeff_bezos_has_enough_money_to_literally_give/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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Making Zoom backgrounds is TikTok for people over 25

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh8xfc/making_zoom_backgrounds_is_tiktok_for_people_over/ (HoserUSC)
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Stoners get a 40 minute head start on happy hour.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh8xac/stoners_get_a_40_minute_head_start_on_happy_hour/ (SirPsychoSexy27)
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Technically, A car has 5 wheels, Steering being the master of all other 4 wheels.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh8vuu/technically_a_car_has_5_wheels_steering_being_the/ (stackoverflow805)
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Movies, books, and video games teach you so much more about the real world than school.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh8vqg/movies_books_and_video_games_teach_you_so_much/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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The difference between 5'11" and 6'0" is a mile

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh8vq0/the_difference_between_511_and_60_is_a_mile/ (SanJJ_1)
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AIDS are proof that sharing isn't necessarily caring.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh8v9f/aids_are_proof_that_sharing_isnt_necessarily/ (__bigbackclock__)
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"Who is the world health organization" is both answer and question.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh8tob/who_is_the_world_health_organization_is_both/ ([deleted])
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Soldier was the first of the team to be right about not teleporting bread.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh8tcb/soldier_was_the_first_of_the_team_to_be_right/ (DPvacuum)
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Contrary to literally every media in existence, jumping into a body of water from a huge height is very fatal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh8swm/contrary_to_literally_every_media_in_existence/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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If Superman was realistic, people would have found out his secret identity within seconds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh8qsd/if_superman_was_realistic_people_would_have_found/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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Bras are measured in cup sizes, but cups aren't

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh8pnv/bras_are_measured_in_cup_sizes_but_cups_arent/ (bhaggith)
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With so many risks, uncertainties, and consequences about sex, it's no wonder why people are having less sex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh8oqf/with_so_many_risks_uncertainties_and_consequences/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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People living the the age of internet porn probably have seen more naked bodies than their entire line of ancestors combined without realizing it. Yet we always complain about no good fapping material

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh8mzj/people_living_the_the_age_of_internet_porn/ (TheOnionMaster123)
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If the flash has sex at super speed, even if he had great stamina, he’d be done in seconds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh8lf3/if_the_flash_has_sex_at_super_speed_even_if_he/ (3b1415)
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Millions have been framed for crimes so they couldn't succeed in business

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh8knr/millions_have_been_framed_for_crimes_so_they/ (ValidatingUsername)
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Schools teach you about proper grammar and handwriting, when the reality is that there's a lot of people with poor grammar and handwriting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh8k7g/schools_teach_you_about_proper_grammar_and/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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In the film "Blade Runner", Harrison Ford (the titular blade runner) never actually uses a sharp weapon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh8i9g/in_the_film_blade_runner_harrison_ford_the/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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Something is a hundred times funnier when you can’t laugh (ie: in class, a meeting, serious discussion)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh8hur/something_is_a_hundred_times_funnier_when_you/ (SerialKiller45609)
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Yawning is important enough for survival to have evolved in humans, cats, horses, and dogs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh8h78/yawning_is_important_enough_for_survival_to_have/ (hassweptthehouse)
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Emotions also have a physical impact on people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh8gxh/emotions_also_have_a_physical_impact_on_people/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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The more you think of a word, the weirder it is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh8gma/the_more_you_think_of_a_word_the_weirder_it_is/ (RnG_Hazed)
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You have partaken in cannibalism if you have swallowed a piece of your own lip skin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh8e7p/you_have_partaken_in_cannibalism_if_you_have/ (Omie454)
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The Saw movies are technically about self improvement

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh8dpj/the_saw_movies_are_technically_about_self/ (CantStandIdoits)
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The Saw movies are technically about self improvement

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh8dpi/the_saw_movies_are_technically_about_self/ (CantStandIdoits)
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when it comes to sperm the only winners are the losers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh8bow/when_it_comes_to_sperm_the_only_winners_are_the/ (psychosikhomie)
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If humanity was destroyed, other civilizations could still discover our records with the biggest footprint we’ve created; the internet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh87ke/if_humanity_was_destroyed_other_civilizations/ (Reidddddddd)
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You raise children, micromanaging them in order to guide, which in effect allows them to be leaders that don’t micromanage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh83iz/you_raise_children_micromanaging_them_in_order_to/ (snowyhockeybum)
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Wonder why we cry when we're sad, but also cry when we're happy. Humph.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh82do/wonder_why_we_cry_when_were_sad_but_also_cry_when/ (scottnshadyside)
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The great thing about chess is that two people from completely different cultures speaking two different languages can sit down and play the exact same game without having anything in common.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh82dk/the_great_thing_about_chess_is_that_two_people/ (SongsOfLightAndDark)
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Accidently rhyming while speaking casually is extremely satisfying

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh82cv/accidently_rhyming_while_speaking_casually_is/ (NareFare)
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Peace of mind and piece of mind are completely opposite things

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh828w/peace_of_mind_and_piece_of_mind_are_completely/ (qrstu4)
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Ticks must be a drug to people who are pyromaniacs as well as masochists

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh825h/ticks_must_be_a_drug_to_people_who_are/ (Random6102)
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If the soviet union reunited it woulnt be the soviet union but the soviet reunion

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh81x1/if_the_soviet_union_reunited_it_woulnt_be_the/ (dashadowmaster69420)
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There is probably a decent amount of money on Venmo that exists in limbo because people keep insisting that they pay for something and the money keeps getting sent back and forth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh80js/there_is_probably_a_decent_amount_of_money_on/ (SeNoR_LoCo_PoCo)
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The fact that humans have animal instincts single handedly confirms the evolutionary theory.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh80bg/the_fact_that_humans_have_animal_instincts_single/ (javskvwkvkxbsc)
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By calling something ‘indescribable’ your actually describing it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh80aw/by_calling_something_indescribable_your_actually/ (Nonexistant_Death)
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If this pandemic happened in 2012 people would’ve been way more nervous.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh7zb3/if_this_pandemic_happened_in_2012_people_wouldve/ ([deleted])
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The thicker a balloon gets, the thinner it gets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh7yvu/the_thicker_a_balloon_gets_the_thinner_it_gets/ (MuchAwesomeBoii)
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Accidently rhyming while casually speaking is extremely satisfying

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh7yuy/accidently_rhyming_while_casually_speaking_is/ ([deleted])
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Re-sign and resign are the same word with complete opposite meanings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh7xxp/resign_and_resign_are_the_same_word_with_complete/ ([deleted])
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Putting down a book and continuing it the next day is normal but almost no one will stop a movie and finish it the next day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh7x9i/putting_down_a_book_and_continuing_it_the_next/ (LuckyZX)
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6ix9ine must be the nicest person in the internet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh7wuk/6ix9ine_must_be_the_nicest_person_in_the_internet/ (GPlayz-_O)
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Minding your own business is probably the most important thing you can do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh7wdo/minding_your_own_business_is_probably_the_most/ (anamethatsvisible)
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Dr. Frankenstein was really the monster and Frankenstein’s monster was really the victim.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh7vt9/dr_frankenstein_was_really_the_monster_and/ (LuLutheKid)
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If you use „actually“ at the beginning of a sentence it sound like you‘re just making a point, but if you use it at the end you sound like a know-it-all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh7vl6/if_you_use_actually_at_the_beginning_of_a/ (Daniel_Melzer)
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Harley Davidson would have to make electric bikes one day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh7uxg/harley_davidson_would_have_to_make_electric_bikes/ (wrxwrx)
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Walking down stairs is falling, just in a very controlled manner.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh7uhs/walking_down_stairs_is_falling_just_in_a_very/ (I_Fart_It_Stinks)
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If you were invisible and closed your eyes, you would see through your eyelids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh7tnr/if_you_were_invisible_and_closed_your_eyes_you/ (GratedBroom8148)
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Self-driving cars will end drunk driving.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh7tbv/selfdriving_cars_will_end_drunk_driving/ (ikantsleep)
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The people who need supplements for memory support probably wouldn't remember to take them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh7syb/the_people_who_need_supplements_for_memory/ (riblueuser)
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Lamps in movies and video games use real life electricity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh7sx9/lamps_in_movies_and_video_games_use_real_life/ (theNwordIsNotNice)
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The more picky a person it towards food the more they like ketchup

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh7rt6/the_more_picky_a_person_it_towards_food_the_more/ (King_krympling)
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When the protagonist of a tv series loses a job, the actors who played their coworkers are the ones who lose a job.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh7rcj/when_the_protagonist_of_a_tv_series_loses_a_job/ (implicatureSquanch)
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There are people everywhere with more legs than average because there are people with no legs or one leg, making the average just below 2 legs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh7q5q/there_are_people_everywhere_with_more_legs_than/ (GhostRoboX5)
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In the end, we're all probably working for somethjng that'll become basically worthless if all society goes to sh*t

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh7pz3/in_the_end_were_all_probably_working_for/ (dcforgie)
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You grind for wither skulls just to make a beacon to grind more items.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh7pbb/you_grind_for_wither_skulls_just_to_make_a_beacon/ (who_alpha)
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You can never be a native speaker to a language that you invent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh7ogy/you_can_never_be_a_native_speaker_to_a_language/ (bigbillsy)
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The only way a person can be a bad good guy is if the person is an actor/actress.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh7nz4/the_only_way_a_person_can_be_a_bad_good_guy_is_if/ (the-key_)
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Your ex is more "stranger" than any stranger in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh7n9p/your_ex_is_more_stranger_than_any_stranger_in_the/ (Rukhvandale)
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As a result of inclusion in most ABC kids books, the Queen continues to reign.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh7mzh/as_a_result_of_inclusion_in_most_abc_kids_books/ (myfavoriteflame)
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We talk about how our sleeping schedule changes but never how our eating schedule changes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh7mwx/we_talk_about_how_our_sleeping_schedule_changes/ (soaring-burrito-)
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We think it's bad when we have gas. Imagine the life of a simple yeast cell. Yeasts are probably not very fun to have at parties.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh7m9t/we_think_its_bad_when_we_have_gas_imagine_the/ (Hostamon)
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You'd probably like to see a passed loved one, except if they were a zombie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh7lbr/youd_probably_like_to_see_a_passed_loved_one/ ([deleted])
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People getting wheelchairs and prosthetics always wish they didn't need those

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh7kxb/people_getting_wheelchairs_and_prosthetics_always/ (ShazzyFez)
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Most people want to live a long life but do not want a triple digit birthday

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh7kgg/most_people_want_to_live_a_long_life_but_do_not/ (flickboogersdaily)
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"I hate sarcasms" has two meanings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh7ip2/i_hate_sarcasms_has_two_meanings/ (MiniGlam)
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Incognito people online are less propense to lie because there is no sexual pressure.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh7hd3/incognito_people_online_are_less_propense_to_lie/ (Doehap)
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The number of human dicks in the world exceed the number of human males.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh7h7k/the_number_of_human_dicks_in_the_world_exceed_the/ (Bookinton14)
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Price Adam carries He-Man's sword around on his back everywhere he goes. Nobody wonders why.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh7h07/price_adam_carries_hemans_sword_around_on_his/ (mikestorm)
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There are more penises in the world than there are men.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh7fen/there_are_more_penises_in_the_world_than_there/ ([deleted])
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Some animals we keep as pets are considered pests in their native lands and are treated like we do rats and mice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh7f34/some_animals_we_keep_as_pets_are_considered_pests/ (Radiohead_Creep)
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Maybe dragons or other mythical creatures actually existed, but humans hunted them into extinction

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh7eu9/maybe_dragons_or_other_mythical_creatures/ (OneSadSlug)
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People like dwayne Johnson have probably lost more arm wrestles than they have won

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh7esg/people_like_dwayne_johnson_have_probably_lost/ (Giant_maniac)
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Maybe the reason we can't find any artifacts from ancient civilizations pre 10,000 BC because they were so advanced they made everything biodegradable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh7enu/maybe_the_reason_we_cant_find_any_artifacts_from/ (Lunatik21)
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Vanilla soy lattes are a form of three-bean soup

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh7dsg/vanilla_soy_lattes_are_a_form_of_threebean_soup/ ([deleted])
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You spend your whole life gathering guests to attend your funeral.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh7drw/you_spend_your_whole_life_gathering_guests_to/ ([deleted])
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A bed is a shelf for your body when you’re not using it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh7deh/a_bed_is_a_shelf_for_your_body_when_youre_not/ (the-lego-dragon-guy1)
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If you drive an old car, people think you're poor but if you drive a very old car, people think you're super rich.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh7cgn/if_you_drive_an_old_car_people_think_youre_poor/ (ham_da_hamster)
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If our stomach would have taste receptors, we would have to think twice before combining food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh7azs/if_our_stomach_would_have_taste_receptors_we/ (blut_baden)
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You spend your entire life gathering guests to attend to your funeral.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh79gy/you_spend_your_entire_life_gathering_guests_to/ (TheTrumpanator)
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The color of the sky comes from the sun, making sky blue, But sky blue is actually the original blue because irl that color comes from the sun

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh77dg/the_color_of_the_sky_comes_from_the_sun_making/ (AnalDonkeyX3000)
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Dogs probably love their owner more than the owner loves the dog.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh772v/dogs_probably_love_their_owner_more_than_the/ (Theunknown004)
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Somewhere way, way out there, beyond human comprehension, lies saving money on car insurance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh76t0/somewhere_way_way_out_there_beyond_human/ (Everydaybadnews)
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Know one in GTA ever locks their cars

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh76gu/know_one_in_gta_ever_locks_their_cars/ (OdaxTV)
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If brown cows make chocolate milk then orange cows must make orange juice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh76ge/if_brown_cows_make_chocolate_milk_then_orange/ (da-blubbery-walrus)
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Mrs frizzle is a criminal, and recklessly endangers kids daily

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh765h/mrs_frizzle_is_a_criminal_and_recklessly/ (Shortdonut)
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There are plenty of good cops who do good things, but they’re not paid any mind because people are too focused on bad cops doing bad things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh75vs/there_are_plenty_of_good_cops_who_do_good_things/ ([deleted])
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The past only looks old because the quality of photographs have changed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh74xm/the_past_only_looks_old_because_the_quality_of/ (hanfanson)
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We feed plants dead plants for nutrients

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh73ns/we_feed_plants_dead_plants_for_nutrients/ (MyPumpkinSocksRBest)
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Sneakers with lights on them aren't very sneaky.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh73en/sneakers_with_lights_on_them_arent_very_sneaky/ (McNastte)
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Holidays in the Sun by Sex Pistols and Holiday in Cambodia by Dead Kennedys not only have similar titles, but have strangely similar chord progressions and are in the same key

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh72w0/holidays_in_the_sun_by_sex_pistols_and_holiday_in/ (mercolorecords)
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Mythological plot twist: creatures from myth and legend like dragons, elves, sea monsters were probably real at one point, but humans possibly hunted them down to extinction

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh72e7/mythological_plot_twist_creatures_from_myth_and/ (dcforgie)
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Youth rights are the only form of civil rights that people hate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh71i0/youth_rights_are_the_only_form_of_civil_rights/ (IMissFreedom)
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Nobody has more children than the Borg queen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh70wt/nobody_has_more_children_than_the_borg_queen/ (VerbotenPublish)
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Having password requirements makes your password less secure

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh6yt8/having_password_requirements_makes_your_password/ (BlueNodule)
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Earthbenders could probably blood bend too because there is iron in our blood as well as water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh6ycc/earthbenders_could_probably_blood_bend_too/ (dcforgie)
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A man had a seizure while demonstrating to his class what a seizure looks like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh6xdk/a_man_had_a_seizure_while_demonstrating_to_his/ (Theunknown004)
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There are probably more kids that grow up wanting to be astronauts in more rural areas, with less light pollution and a clearer view of the night sky.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh6x8r/there_are_probably_more_kids_that_grow_up_wanting/ (likesrubberbands)
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The real message of National Treasure is that Nicholas Cage is the real national treasure

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh6w7c/the_real_message_of_national_treasure_is_that/ (OnTheRoadAgain120)
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The goal of dating app developers is to keep you looking for a partner instead of letting you find a perfect date quickly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh6vqm/the_goal_of_dating_app_developers_is_to_keep_you/ (surrealpessimist)
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The spread of fake information is the actual biggest threat facing society.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh6v30/the_spread_of_fake_information_is_the_actual/ (Po1sonator)
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Most MMA fans know when Ramadan is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh6ut3/most_mma_fans_know_when_ramadan_is/ (H343now1)
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“MOM” is a reflection of the word “WOW”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh6thb/mom_is_a_reflection_of_the_word_wow/ (AkivaE)
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the music apps can be used to show the perfect ads on other social media for you, based on the type of music you listen to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh6slb/the_music_apps_can_be_used_to_show_the_perfect/ (rinkiyake_papa)
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Talking does not scare fish. Your Dad just wanted you to shut up while he was fishing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh6s8a/talking_does_not_scare_fish_your_dad_just_wanted/ (loudenwells)
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Most people probably think the $ is their unique password symbol

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh6s09/most_people_probably_think_the_is_their_unique/ (deaddilly)
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Math is domesticated reality

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh6qw6/math_is_domesticated_reality/ (DWEGOON)
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When you turn 17 it’s actually your 18th birthday. Your first birth day is the day you’re born.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh6qo7/when_you_turn_17_its_actually_your_18th_birthday/ (Lazy-Potential)
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One of the most savage moments of a childhood is when someone shares a white crayon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh6qeh/one_of_the_most_savage_moments_of_a_childhood_is/ (QWERTYtheASDF)
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You spend your whole life gathering guests for your funeral.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh6ppi/you_spend_your_whole_life_gathering_guests_for/ (Squaresnakee)
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100% of a dollar bill's value comes from it's ink pattern.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh6pe3/100_of_a_dollar_bills_value_comes_from_its_ink/ (RonnieVanDan)
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Yo ma fingers shootin water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh6p5o/yo_ma_fingers_shootin_water/ (anon1937809)
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If the Dursleys were good Harry Potter would have ended up not doing most of what he did because he wouldn't need to fight for Dumbledores approval and feel like he owes the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh6p35/if_the_dursleys_were_good_harry_potter_would_have/ (forgetmeviola)
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Celebrity weight loss or gain (especially sudden) must be really annoying for celebrity impersonators.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh6nqg/celebrity_weight_loss_or_gain_especially_sudden/ (AnotherAllie89)
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Life has turned into one big found footage movie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh6njc/life_has_turned_into_one_big_found_footage_movie/ (BillyManHansJr)
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There's people who can't spell weird right driving round with thousands in the bank.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh6l0b/theres_people_who_cant_spell_weird_right_driving/ (StaleCraig)
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It's impossible for you to see your real self. Even using things like mirrors or photographs, the only thing you'll see is your reflection/a photograph of you, not your actual self.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh6hto/its_impossible_for_you_to_see_your_real_self_even/ (fucking_hurtstone)
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Shrek Is love. Shrek Is life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh6hdl/shrek_is_love_shrek_is_life/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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Im starting to think mosquitoes like getting spanked

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh6gxd/im_starting_to_think_mosquitoes_like_getting/ (OmarKJ94)
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You can create an UFO by throwing something in front of a person with poor vision

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh6gwi/you_can_create_an_ufo_by_throwing_something_in/ (Schrodingers_liar)
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If people who like normal sex are vanilla, people who like anal are rocky road

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh6g8e/if_people_who_like_normal_sex_are_vanilla_people/ (iRegretLastNight)
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Adam and Eve are the only humans without a belly button

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh6fwr/adam_and_eve_are_the_only_humans_without_a_belly/ (last-remaining-me)
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Happiness is a lie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh6fh5/happiness_is_a_lie/ (Sonicteam998)
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For all the crazy things captured on video, imagine how much crazy insane stuff isn't caught.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh6fgf/for_all_the_crazy_things_captured_on_video/ (voltaire-jamahl)
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Fries are merely a tool to eat ketchup

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh6e5i/fries_are_merely_a_tool_to_eat_ketchup/ (Gopnik_weaboo)
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A vacuum dosn't exist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh6c1h/a_vacuum_dosnt_exist/ (pixelfriend02)
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Salt is by far the tastiest mineral

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh6bzz/salt_is_by_far_the_tastiest_mineral/ (MagneticMystery)
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Most people online have a personality that they hide in real life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh6b0y/most_people_online_have_a_personality_that_they/ (Cicallis)
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If girls only slept with big dick guys, natural selection would make big dicks normal. Dicks would get exponentially bigger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh69r6/if_girls_only_slept_with_big_dick_guys_natural/ (TheOnlyWeslet)
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The reason they make toothpaste mint flavoured is probably because it tastes bad with almost any other food, meaning that you won't want to eat anything for a while afterwards.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh66j0/the_reason_they_make_toothpaste_mint_flavoured_is/ (NuclearSquid74)
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If you smell someone’s fart, that person has entered you without your consent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh62zb/if_you_smell_someones_fart_that_person_has/ (pudyindeepooshoo)
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Action movies wouldn't be as long if a) bad guys had better aim and b) if the good guys didn't know how to drive every vehicle they came in contact with.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh61fd/action_movies_wouldnt_be_as_long_if_a_bad_guys/ (SerbianTarHeel)
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Confidence is quiet; insecurities are loud.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh60ie/confidence_is_quiet_insecurities_are_loud/ (urmmatters)
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The highest resolution possible is through our eyes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh604s/the_highest_resolution_possible_is_through_our/ (gecko324)
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If you peel paint off of a wall, you are making a new wall

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh5zt8/if_you_peel_paint_off_of_a_wall_you_are_making_a/ (IamThecrackerkid)
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Very likely you have wanked to a dead pornstar.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh5zcd/very_likely_you_have_wanked_to_a_dead_pornstar/ ([deleted])
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Elastic girl doesn’t have a nice ass she is probably making it better with her powers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh5ytv/elastic_girl_doesnt_have_a_nice_ass_she_is/ (dhhhhddhh)
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People born around Valentine's Day were conceived around Mother's Day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh5y49/people_born_around_valentines_day_were_conceived/ (mowoki)
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Shrek is supposed to take place in the medieval era but has licensed music from thousands of years later.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh5xp1/shrek_is_supposed_to_take_place_in_the_medieval/ (Gerardwayismylord)
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Flying and falling are the same thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh5whs/flying_and_falling_are_the_same_thing/ (xx-Rain_Maker-xx)
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People used to pass joints around at concerts...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh5vvm/people_used_to_pass_joints_around_at_concerts/ (mattgangloff)
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Fire could be considered living because it breathes and eats

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh5vmr/fire_could_be_considered_living_because_it/ (darxArcher)
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Really tall people could have problems with the length of their wired headphones' cords.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh5v40/really_tall_people_could_have_problems_with_the/ (t3mb3)
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If there really is a secret society of people trying to destroy the world there must be a secret society of people trying to save it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh5tf4/if_there_really_is_a_secret_society_of_people/ (larrydavid1987)
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Between a bird and a pterosaur, only one is a flying dinosaur, and it's pretty counterintuitive which one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh5rnj/between_a_bird_and_a_pterosaur_only_one_is_a/ (AxialGem)
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There are probably a lot of people born blind who don't believe sight is real and think their family/friends are playing a long running joke on them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh5pea/there_are_probably_a_lot_of_people_born_blind_who/ (trebeckface)
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Moms deserve all the love!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh5p6d/moms_deserve_all_the_love/ (depressedat19)
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With all the lifeforms, planets, and vehicles in Star Wars, it's all based on our tiny blue marble, Earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh5okp/with_all_the_lifeforms_planets_and_vehicles_in/ ([deleted])
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The two workout phrases “back on the grind” and “the grind never stops” are both very contradictory of each other

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh5o1r/the_two_workout_phrases_back_on_the_grind_and_the/ (ltanner2804)
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Teachers in Harry Potter are very good at their job because they can teach an entire year of knowledge in a bit more than 2 hours

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh5n3h/teachers_in_harry_potter_are_very_good_at_their/ (Sh0ckWav3_)
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Till you are about 30, your body listens to you. After that, you start listening to your body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh5n1a/till_you_are_about_30_your_body_listens_to_you/ (Manojative)
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No Mom has ever had fresh Chic Fil A on Mother's Day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh5mms/no_mom_has_ever_had_fresh_chic_fil_a_on_mothers/ (cilantroissoap)
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There will be an entire generation of adults in a couple decades whose baby pictures all have trashy Snapchat filters on them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh5m9p/there_will_be_an_entire_generation_of_adults_in_a/ (mugglequeen)
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Lamps in video games use real electricity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh5m08/lamps_in_video_games_use_real_electricity/ (Immortal_Spectre_)
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There's a surprising amount of choking scenes in Westworld for a show about robot people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh5lmq/theres_a_surprising_amount_of_choking_scenes_in/ (salty_snacky)
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When you count to 5, only 4 seconds go by.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh5kv4/when_you_count_to_5_only_4_seconds_go_by/ (H4loR4ptor)
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50-100 looks like a range for numbers but 100-50 looks like a math equation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh5kau/50100_looks_like_a_range_for_numbers_but_10050/ (saadat_the_curry)
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If calories are a measurement of heat, a cold blooded animal that doesn’t warm up from activity wouldn’t be effected by cardio.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh5k6j/if_calories_are_a_measurement_of_heat_a_cold/ (Charlieeh34)
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If people could remain in Post Nut Clarity, we would have exponentially more geniuses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh5j66/if_people_could_remain_in_post_nut_clarity_we/ (Ric0chetR1cky)
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Humans have stopped evolving because we don't adapt to our environment anymore, we've been making our environment adapt to us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh5ikt/humans_have_stopped_evolving_because_we_dont/ (fecaleruptions)
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Urine tends to come out in a twisting fashion. So therefore the Urethra must have rifling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh5i7t/urine_tends_to_come_out_in_a_twisting_fashion_so/ (10thlevelheadwaiter)
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An incandescent light bulb is 100% efficient when used as a heater instead of a source of light.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh5hus/an_incandescent_light_bulb_is_100_efficient_when/ (Aspen_Alabaster)
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Even the muffins in England that aren’t English muffins are English muffins

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh5hsg/even_the_muffins_in_england_that_arent_english/ (sadieclementine)
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There's nothing worse than watching your favorite person disappear

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh5h4c/theres_nothing_worse_than_watching_your_favorite/ (possiblyanal)
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The reason that dogs hesitate before going out in the rain is not because they're afraid of getting wet, it's because rain amplifies sounds and it can be too intense for their sensitive ears

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh5gsa/the_reason_that_dogs_hesitate_before_going_out_in/ ([deleted])
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The reason it always seems like people who can’t manage their money win the lottery is because only people who can’t manage their money buy lottery tickets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh5g1q/the_reason_it_always_seems_like_people_who_cant/ (Capitalist_Kerbal)
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Over the next year there will be a lot of babies born, and/or a lot of divorces

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh5fwr/over_the_next_year_there_will_be_a_lot_of_babies/ (qtakhisis)
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The earth is hot in the middle, cold on the outside and is getting microwaved.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh5ddp/the_earth_is_hot_in_the_middle_cold_on_the/ (jewgleisabotnet)
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Maybe we shouldn't look at a glass and debate about whether it's half full or half empty, but instead just fill it up to full.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh5daa/maybe_we_shouldnt_look_at_a_glass_and_debate/ (YeszzAvrenite)
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Celebrating mother's day usually involves the mother doing less mother things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh5cqm/celebrating_mothers_day_usually_involves_the/ (Adamis9876)
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As we only explored 5% of the oceans, it's actually likely that huge sea monsters exist in some place on earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh5cdh/as_we_only_explored_5_of_the_oceans_its_actually/ (d_4_v_1_d)
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By saying something is indescribable you're describing it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh5bvd/by_saying_something_is_indescribable_youre/ (PiranhaE66)
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Someone made up dinosaur noises without ever hearing them before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh59pn/someone_made_up_dinosaur_noises_without_ever/ ([deleted])
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There was a moment in your life where you were π years old.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh585u/there_was_a_moment_in_your_life_where_you_were_π/ ([deleted])
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You can't buy a new mirror. Every mirror is already used

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh576z/you_cant_buy_a_new_mirror_every_mirror_is_already/ (LucasSkudy)
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Insects don't know that most of people fear them more than they fears us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh576l/insects_dont_know_that_most_of_people_fear_them/ (mauro_rojas)
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There probably parents out there that didn't let there kids play M games because of language

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh56it/there_probably_parents_out_there_that_didnt_let/ (idk_you__you_dk_me)
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Just rewatched Twelve Monkeys, we have to send Bruce Willis back to 2018 before people ate bats

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh56fd/just_rewatched_twelve_monkeys_we_have_to_send/ (FireTrickle)
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One thing movies don't depict very accurately is how much burping/peeing people do when they drink

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh551k/one_thing_movies_dont_depict_very_accurately_is/ (queen_of_narwhals)
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When your in high school guys are praised to get with older girls but the further out of high school you get the more it gets looked done upon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh5501/when_your_in_high_school_guys_are_praised_to_get/ (flamingpiggy)
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To a pessimist the glass is half empty. To an optimist it is half full, but to a scientist the glass is 50% water and 50% air making it completely full.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh53ma/to_a_pessimist_the_glass_is_half_empty_to_an/ (ChaseBeyond)
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Shrek Is an adult movie made for kids

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh52oj/shrek_is_an_adult_movie_made_for_kids/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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Computers are better than humans at falling asleep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh51ya/computers_are_better_than_humans_at_falling_asleep/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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Everybody says calcium is good for your bones, but no one says calcium is good for your teeth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh51y2/everybody_says_calcium_is_good_for_your_bones_but/ (o_bezao)
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Relationships work best when they’re between people with compatible mental illnesses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh51n5/relationships_work_best_when_theyre_between/ (Breeze_in_the_Trees)
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You can’t technically eat the same food because it isn’t exactly the same

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh51df/you_cant_technically_eat_the_same_food_because_it/ (butterknight-Ruby)
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The chance of you winning the lottery is about 1 in 14 million. That's also the chance of every other person who's playing. So it's not as impossible as you think.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh51da/the_chance_of_you_winning_the_lottery_is_about_1/ (GhostRoboX5)
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We have the technology to play life in 3rd person (3d camera + vr headset)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh513b/we_have_the_technology_to_play_life_in_3rd_person/ (Windows__2000)
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Bad news gains attention, but nobody likes hearing bad news day after day, regardless of how “accurate” it might be.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh4zor/bad_news_gains_attention_but_nobody_likes_hearing/ (PartTimeSassyPants)
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Bad news is an easy way to gain attention, but nobody likes hearing bad news day after day, regardless of how “accurate” it might be.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh4yw1/bad_news_is_an_easy_way_to_gain_attention_but/ ([deleted])
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If you think someone’s being negative, then downtooting adds to that negativity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh4xuc/if_you_think_someones_being_negative_then/ (Breeze_in_the_Trees)
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You have to be an alcoholic at some point in your life to proudly celebrate x numbers of sober years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh4wex/you_have_to_be_an_alcoholic_at_some_point_in_your/ (Im_peach_not_orange)
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'Priceless' and 'Worthless' have completely opposite meanings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh4v51/priceless_and_worthless_have_completely_opposite/ ([deleted])
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Though frowned upon, there is no law that states you cannot repeatedly shove a potato into your ass and shit it back out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh4unf/though_frowned_upon_there_is_no_law_that_states/ (DefaultNameMan)
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Ancient people thought of the sun as a deity. If the sun was a deity, it would assume all humans were autistic since we avoid eye contact at all times.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh4ua0/ancient_people_thought_of_the_sun_as_a_deity_if/ (Supersymm3try)
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There’s a chance you’ve discovered an unknown species of plant life or bug and don’t even know

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh4t7m/theres_a_chance_youve_discovered_an_unknown/ (Woofleboy)
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Even though we don't need it, the human body still wastes resources to make hair that we're going to shave anyways.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh4t2d/even_though_we_dont_need_it_the_human_body_still/ (blast3r69)
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You don't shoot in an angle like you would do in reallife, when you play FPS games without scoping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh4syp/you_dont_shoot_in_an_angle_like_you_would_do_in/ (Lobbichu)
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A lot of normal plastic is from plants

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh4sik/a_lot_of_normal_plastic_is_from_plants/ (Ellis2006)
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Being able to help your friend hook up but failing to do so yourself shows that what's wrong with you is your face.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh4she/being_able_to_help_your_friend_hook_up_but/ ([deleted])
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“Waiting” (2005) is really a prequel for “Deadpool” (2016)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh4mxi/waiting_2005_is_really_a_prequel_for_deadpool_2016/ (AFew10_9TooMany)
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When counting, your lips don’t meet until you reach one million

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh4lqb/when_counting_your_lips_dont_meet_until_you_reach/ (crusherjoe6)
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Chewbacca is always grumpy because he never sees another wookie in any episode while his companions all have same species interactions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh4km7/chewbacca_is_always_grumpy_because_he_never_sees/ (aztecforlife)
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The difference between a rectal thermometer and a regular thermometer is the taste.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh4kkv/the_difference_between_a_rectal_thermometer_and_a/ (AdHocSpock)
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Reality television it’s just really high production vlogs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh4kk4/reality_television_its_just_really_high/ (CocaCola13711)
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Telling someone not to force their opinion on others is technically you forcing your opinion on them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh4k2c/telling_someone_not_to_force_their_opinion_on/ (ArchaicAlien)
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If you eat only corn for the rest of your life...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh4gxj/if_you_eat_only_corn_for_the_rest_of_your_life/ (YanZzDaBoii)
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Eventually it will be so hard to make new songs, we'll start translating old ones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh4grq/eventually_it_will_be_so_hard_to_make_new_songs/ (mrcharlesboyle)
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The reason that videos cut off right when there is an explosion is probably because the phone gets destroyed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh4f1x/the_reason_that_videos_cut_off_right_when_there/ (Snoop324)
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Maybe Emilia Earheart just flew straight up and became the first astronaut.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh4eil/maybe_emilia_earheart_just_flew_straight_up_and/ (A_Friend_Indeed93)
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It’s funny how just adding one character to BB can drastically change its meaning. BBC (British not the dick), BBW, BB-8, BBQ, BBB. So many different options.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh4e4m/its_funny_how_just_adding_one_character_to_bb_can/ (Radbat12)
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Legally, we may own our pets but emotionally, they own us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh4dl4/legally_we_may_own_our_pets_but_emotionally_they/ (RobbieGoldstein)
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According to your brain, everyone on the internet has the same voice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh4c4j/according_to_your_brain_everyone_on_the_internet/ (100Nips)
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Color is actually something that our eyes can see, it’s not something everything can observe. If another species was arriving here, they could see the world very differently

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh4byp/color_is_actually_something_that_our_eyes_can_see/ (smn-ls)
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Since depression exists, the philosophical argument that there most be an opposite to all things implies that there is a disorder that makes people TOO happy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh49u5/since_depression_exists_the_philosophical/ (SwordOfSierra)
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If you type out Mom on the phone keypad, it comes out as 666.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh49nw/if_you_type_out_mom_on_the_phone_keypad_it_comes/ (QuickSilver86)
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Roman mythology is the original fan-fiction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh49hd/roman_mythology_is_the_original_fanfiction/ (RevMacReady)
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Ironically, the most efficient way to end hunger is not with food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh48vt/ironically_the_most_efficient_way_to_end_hunger/ ([deleted])
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In arguments, people are like non-newtonian fluids. The harder you push them, the harder they push back.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh48sq/in_arguments_people_are_like_nonnewtonian_fluids/ (pieslinger1)
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The automoxderator here really needs to be tuned down imo. [C]

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh47g6/the_automoxderator_here_really_needs_to_be_tuned/ (Kai_T4)
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If a video ad that plays on full screen suddenly displays the blue screen of death for a few seconds, it will definitely get a lot of attention from the viewers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh475a/if_a_video_ad_that_plays_on_full_screen_suddenly/ (round_and_round_wego)
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The automoxderator here is way too strict.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh45bn/the_automoxderator_here_is_way_too_strict/ (Kai_T4)
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Milk was discovered by some guy doing strange things to a cow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh459t/milk_was_discovered_by_some_guy_doing_strange/ ([deleted])
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If online scammers occasionally gave someone the gift card or cash prize, as promised, they'd probably end up with a lot more victims.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh44y6/if_online_scammers_occasionally_gave_someone_the/ (Nolto)
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Getting away with a terrible crime is kind of like having a get out of society free card.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh44fw/getting_away_with_a_terrible_crime_is_kind_of/ (inevitablypresent)
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Most things on Earth have been tasted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh4311/most_things_on_earth_have_been_tasted/ (RedditEffigy)
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Many of us may think we have a good side for our looks. But our good side is actually the opposite side than we see in the mirror

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh422p/many_of_us_may_think_we_have_a_good_side_for_our/ (Helivon)
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Many of our main roads and highways were likely just walking trails through remote wilderness for hundreds or thousands of years

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh4229/many_of_our_main_roads_and_highways_were_likely/ (Unitmonster555)
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Astronomers literally earn their living by staring into space.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh3zs7/astronomers_literally_earn_their_living_by/ (Fingerbob73)
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Since we can’t see in infrared, in a sense, we’re all a little color blind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh3yzp/since_we_cant_see_in_infrared_in_a_sense_were_all/ (Becauseisaidsotoo)
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It is possible to be a citizen of a country, yet not speak the native language

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh3yfk/it_is_possible_to_be_a_citizen_of_a_country_yet/ (SettledKoala949)
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6IX9INE looks like a TV show made rapper

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh3y7w/6ix9ine_looks_like_a_tv_show_made_rapper/ (Kubaso420)
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Elastigirl can probably stretch her clitoris enough to turn into a penis.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh3xsw/elastigirl_can_probably_stretch_her_clitoris/ (tysmily)
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Most things in the world have been tasted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh3x69/most_things_in_the_world_have_been_tasted/ (RedditEffigy)
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A comatose state is one of inactivity and dormancy, yet a comet has a coma only when it is active.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh3wyw/a_comatose_state_is_one_of_inactivity_and/ (JoeFas)
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maybe monkeys saw that humans are so stupid they stopped evolving but it was already too late and humans have took over

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh3vkc/maybe_monkeys_saw_that_humans_are_so_stupid_they/ (chantheman2001)
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As kids we watched movies about animals and bugs being the heroes and fighting dickhead humans. Then we grow up and realize, most of those animals are shitty and annoying pests.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh3tms/as_kids_we_watched_movies_about_animals_and_bugs/ (Taco6N13)
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Scorpion and Sub-Zero usually always wear N95 masks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh3tg5/scorpion_and_subzero_usually_always_wear_n95_masks/ (cugwmui)
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8888 look like oooo looking in the mirror.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh3sre/8888_look_like_oooo_looking_in_the_mirror/ (Gary_October)
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A "sarcastic" amount of something can either be way too much or way too little.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh3sn7/a_sarcastic_amount_of_something_can_either_be_way/ (JustHach)
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If all of masturbation was used to make static electricity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh3rct/if_all_of_masturbation_was_used_to_make_static/ (Cemppu)
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If you could continue last night's dream tonight exactly where you left off, then you would not be able to determine when you are awake and asleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh3o9u/if_you_could_continue_last_nights_dream_tonight/ (Fingerbob73)
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People are out there risking your life because they want a haircut

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh3lkw/people_are_out_there_risking_your_life_because/ (QueenElsaArrendelle)
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Divorce is the secret to having every other weekend to yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh3l6k/divorce_is_the_secret_to_having_every_other/ (LogMeOutScotty)
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As phones get thinner, the protective cases have to get thicker

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh3l4p/as_phones_get_thinner_the_protective_cases_have/ (bhaggith)
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Dive deep into the ocean and you'll eventually freeze, dig deep into the ground and you'll eventually burn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh3k9y/dive_deep_into_the_ocean_and_youll_eventually/ (Lumehs)
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Cloudy with a chance of meatballs is real for ants

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh3k2g/cloudy_with_a_chance_of_meatballs_is_real_for_ants/ (mixedgoblin)
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DNA behaves as a chemical algorithm that functions to replicate itself as much as possible and at all costs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh3jpb/dna_behaves_as_a_chemical_algorithm_that/ (cerebellumusthalumus)
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Lip gloss and lipstick sales must be going down as mask sales go up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh3jbm/lip_gloss_and_lipstick_sales_must_be_going_down/ (greenhouse5)
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Everyone at Hogwarts basically owned a gun (wand that could kill) yet there were no school shootings among students.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh3jbd/everyone_at_hogwarts_basically_owned_a_gun_wand/ (RockinandChalkin)
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The Leaning Tower of Pisa is proof how long something can last without being stable in the slightest

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh3ii5/the_leaning_tower_of_pisa_is_proof_how_long/ (allykopow)
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We are technically billions of years old, based on molecular age with the universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh3gqj/we_are_technically_billions_of_years_old_based_on/ (Lumehs)
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Considering Devil's Food is chocolate, Satan must be pretty obese

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh3g7t/considering_devils_food_is_chocolate_satan_must/ (TheyCallMeDrAsshole)
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Men need to feel empowered too

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh3cxk/men_need_to_feel_empowered_too/ (jouba2017)
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Paper is the easiest way to not leave a paper trail.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh3avg/paper_is_the_easiest_way_to_not_leave_a_paper/ (oneyawonly)
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At some point in your life, you will have your last ever hiccup.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh398c/at_some_point_in_your_life_you_will_have_your/ (WaveBCEN)
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When we eat chicken, we're technically eating modern day dinosaurs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh352j/when_we_eat_chicken_were_technically_eating/ (FatFather1818)
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We all bought Allen wrench (hex key) sets only to have an Allen wrench included with any build that requires it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh1w00/we_all_bought_allen_wrench_hex_key_sets_only_to/ (approachingX)
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Implications are very much like quantum particles. They could be anything till they are observed/inferred

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh1t00/implications_are_very_much_like_quantum_particles/ (Arrjaypeejay)
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People with Dyslexia have built-in autocorrect

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gh1sm0/people_with_dyslexia_have_builtin_autocorrect/ (riaqliu)
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Darth Vader probably loves Hoth and other cold environments since if he was on Desert ones like Tatoonie, he would die from overheating in his suit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ggr555/darth_vader_probably_loves_hoth_and_other_cold/ (Pax_flash)
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If the cost of pants was based solely on the size of the waist band more people would probably be less obese... or just wearing yoga pants.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ggd6q3/if_the_cost_of_pants_was_based_solely_on_the_size/ (MrMiyogiWaxOff)
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The cooler side of the pillow is also the cooler side of the pillow

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ggd6kg/the_cooler_side_of_the_pillow_is_also_the_cooler/ (Tom_J78)
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Whales were at the top of the food chain for tens of millions of years only to become the prey of tiny animals that live on land.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfyc8h/whales_were_at_the_top_of_the_food_chain_for_tens/ (sjryan)
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"Be right back" and "Gotta go" serve not much purpose in videogames, as you leave before other people can respond.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfy952/be_right_back_and_gotta_go_serve_not_much_purpose/ (ChristianAzinn)
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"it's not" "it isn't" "it is not"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfy5up/its_not_it_isnt_it_is_not/ (sketchy_van)
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All our pets think that we were born yesterday.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfy19e/all_our_pets_think_that_we_were_born_yesterday/ (ThatOne__Acct)
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Masks make many people more attractive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfy02z/masks_make_many_people_more_attractive/ (your-a-delight)
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It’s funny how the citizens of Pawnee, IN, in Parks and Recreation are depicted as lazy and not caring, when in reality their city council meetings have incredible attendance and participation, showing their drive to make Pawnee better (or at least their version of better).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfxyx5/its_funny_how_the_citizens_of_pawnee_in_in_parks/ (hostetlm)
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The average person probably stretch’s more in their sleep then while they are awake

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfxwc4/the_average_person_probably_stretchs_more_in/ (S-S-Snak)
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People who prefer dark mode on everything might also prefer darker skin colours.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfxwb4/people_who_prefer_dark_mode_on_everything_might/ (Justforgotten)
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if dogs couldn't recognize us by smell, they probably wouldn't know who we are when we change clothes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfxw80/if_dogs_couldnt_recognize_us_by_smell_they/ (Im_A_Poem_Boi)
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Anti drugs and alcohol campaigns have probably convinced more people to smoke drink and do drugs than anything else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfxw5r/anti_drugs_and_alcohol_campaigns_have_probably/ (reddituser084)
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We are allways amazed by pictures that look like drawings and by drawings that look like pictures.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfxvum/we_are_allways_amazed_by_pictures_that_look_like/ (acerico73)
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There’s no quicker way to rile someone up than to tell them to “calm down”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfxtsx/theres_no_quicker_way_to_rile_someone_up_than_to/ (Dog_On_A_Bicycle)
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The idea of a student uprising is considered silly but it's actually the most plausible type.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfxse6/the_idea_of_a_student_uprising_is_considered/ (reddituser084)
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Dogs in Japan probably know more Japanese than you do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfxmpm/dogs_in_japan_probably_know_more_japanese_than/ (TurkeySlurpee666)
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There is no freedom, just bigger prisons.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfxlaw/there_is_no_freedom_just_bigger_prisons/ (lolz2467)
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People who swear never to fight because "it does not solve anything" can't be sure because they have never tried it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfxkj4/people_who_swear_never_to_fight_because_it_does/ (reddituser084)
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So many people become Paul Rudd-esque when drunk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfxkdo/so_many_people_become_paul_ruddesque_when_drunk/ (The_Gumbo)
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You never see a dandelion mid-way between forms

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfxjyo/you_never_see_a_dandelion_midway_between_forms/ (smorrow)
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Wings first evolved to reduce falling damage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfxjno/wings_first_evolved_to_reduce_falling_damage/ (cystephen)
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If we didn't farm some animals (pigs, and cows) then we would have probably already hunted them to extinction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfxjbf/if_we_didnt_farm_some_animals_pigs_and_cows_then/ (FloufY878)
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Your Honda must be so disappointed when you pull into a carpark and there isn’t even a swing for it to go on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfxj6m/your_honda_must_be_so_disappointed_when_you_pull/ (lurklurkpostlurkpost)
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You've probably payed with the same cash twice without knowing it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfxigt/youve_probably_payed_with_the_same_cash_twice/ (John_Denver1)
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Something about music is so inherently appealing that nearly every civilization on Earth developed it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfxeys/something_about_music_is_so_inherently_appealing/ (SoshJam)
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There must be at least one kid out there who's favorite letter of the alphabet is 'ELEMENOPY'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfxd4r/there_must_be_at_least_one_kid_out_there_whos/ (p_turbo)
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Most of us will live to see the 100th anniversary of the end of WWII

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfxclk/most_of_us_will_live_to_see_the_100th_anniversary/ (Gromit43)
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Males can get "wet" too but it isn't really talked about

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfx9a2/males_can_get_wet_too_but_it_isnt_really_talked/ (Ascended_Spirit)
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We only know of three types of flying vertebrates: birds, bats, and pterosaurs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfx8p3/we_only_know_of_three_types_of_flying_vertebrates/ (AxialGem)
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The highest number which you can count to grows at an exponential rate for the first few years after you learn to count.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfx7v6/the_highest_number_which_you_can_count_to_grows/ (RightKitKat)
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Technically, a tomato is a fruit. That makes ketchup a type of jam.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfx4em/technically_a_tomato_is_a_fruit_that_makes/ (IgnitedFazbear)
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To dogs we all probably speak in one unified language

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfx2d5/to_dogs_we_all_probably_speak_in_one_unified/ (RaghavBajoria)
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Wearing a face mask could cause better dental hygiene because you have a personal stake in brushing your teeth more often.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfx2ag/wearing_a_face_mask_could_cause_better_dental/ (tdomer80)
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As media disseminates content based on the notion outrage sells, to gather more 'views', 'ratings', 'revenues', it will be funny and sad to look back and realize one of the main catalysts for the decline of civilization was - Advertising.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfx1yl/as_media_disseminates_content_based_on_the_notion/ (Rampaging_Rajput)
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Kids can be manipulated because they think adults know everything. Adults can be manipulated because they think adults know everything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfx1am/kids_can_be_manipulated_because_they_think_adults/ (reddituser084)
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Dentists must learn to enjoy small talk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfwxmh/dentists_must_learn_to_enjoy_small_talk/ (Riffle-Chips)
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Bluetooth may have been the most greatest and basic piece of technology the world has seen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfwujs/bluetooth_may_have_been_the_most_greatest_and/ (SippingCoffeeTea)
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In Fancy by Reba McEntire, Fancy’s mother gives her a locket with the inscription of “To thy own self, be true.” Which is also the saying of Alcoholics Anonymous.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfwtcp/in_fancy_by_reba_mcentire_fancys_mother_gives_her/ (Ridethepig101)
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True love is being able to look at your SO directly in the eye while ripping out a huge fart.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfwtad/true_love_is_being_able_to_look_at_your_so/ (tiumix)
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The more we’re forced to stay inside and socialize online, the more likely we’re gonna hit a Ready Player One type world faster.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfwt6o/the_more_were_forced_to_stay_inside_and_socialize/ (ChaosofaMadHatter)
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If eventually all humans are going to be mixed, then we’d no longer need the n-word pass at some point.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfwt5p/if_eventually_all_humans_are_going_to_be_mixed/ (Themotionalman)
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Audiophiles listen to audio files

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfwt0q/audiophiles_listen_to_audio_files/ ([deleted])
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Running away from your issues usually labels you as a coward. However, if you walk away from your issues, you're considered mature and rational.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfwsc7/running_away_from_your_issues_usually_labels_you/ (KnightDawn)
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It's weird when somebody who you know just by their voice shows you their face.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfws58/its_weird_when_somebody_who_you_know_just_by/ (csowiczek)
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Putting food onto a plate using a table spoon is a much more tedious process than taking it off using the same utensil.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfwpww/putting_food_onto_a_plate_using_a_table_spoon_is/ (Katerpult)
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For some reason most of us either don’t eat the ends of a loaf of bread or think it’s inferior and eat it last.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfwpup/for_some_reason_most_of_us_either_dont_eat_the/ (tom_is_the_bomb)
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We might have eaten at our last pizza buffet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfwpgh/we_might_have_eaten_at_our_last_pizza_buffet/ (PikesPique)
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The passenger in your car always seems to speak just as your favorite part of the song comes on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfwpfu/the_passenger_in_your_car_always_seems_to_speak/ (Treydy)
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There's probably a universe where Lays fills up their bags

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfwpct/theres_probably_a_universe_where_lays_fills_up/ (YourHomieJeff)
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The sound of the Sun, surrounded by a massive atmosphere of nitrogen, would sound like a continuous clap of thunder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfwpa3/the_sound_of_the_sun_surrounded_by_a_massive/ (MoonShotKilla)
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No matter what is going on in the world there is never a day mattresses are not on sale.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfwp8f/no_matter_what_is_going_on_in_the_world_there_is/ (John_Wick_Detroit)
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No matter how technologically advanced we get, primitive Nature still finds a way to take many human lives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfwot4/no_matter_how_technologically_advanced_we_get/ (Nostalgicsaiyan)
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Arms for your chairs are chairs for your arms

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfwlj1/arms_for_your_chairs_are_chairs_for_your_arms/ (ihatelife19373919928)
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There are more testicles than men in the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfwipv/there_are_more_testicles_than_men_in_the_world/ (_lord_vader)
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Your hair basically just has a long equipping animation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfwid6/your_hair_basically_just_has_a_long_equipping/ (Tuur200o)
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The more snacks you eat the more directly the button on your jeans stares up at you in judgment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfwh3m/the_more_snacks_you_eat_the_more_directly_the/ (VerbotenPublish)
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Worlds collide when you interact with others.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfweux/worlds_collide_when_you_interact_with_others/ (Kelegii)
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It's a good thing crabs have so many legs. Very economical.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfwdyk/its_a_good_thing_crabs_have_so_many_legs_very/ (Ph1llyCheeze13)
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Your body is the only machine you will ever own that can go without replacement parts for potentially 100 years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfwczf/your_body_is_the_only_machine_you_will_ever_own/ (BenZed)
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It's not strange that the Simpsons predicted the future, but that we allowed that future to happen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfwcsi/its_not_strange_that_the_simpsons_predicted_the/ (Alphamacaroon)
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A spoon without any curvature is a spatula

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfwcrj/a_spoon_without_any_curvature_is_a_spatula/ (jebalis)
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Posting and trolling are exactly the same, you're just fishing for comments and likes (or dislikes)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfwcrb/posting_and_trolling_are_exactly_the_same_youre/ (Bluegilling)
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If you want to see a really good look at history as it is happening just look around you at those individuals that deny said history is happening.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfwboc/if_you_want_to_see_a_really_good_look_at_history/ (Spider_Dude)
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It’s easier for others to like your body then for you to like your own body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfwae8/its_easier_for_others_to_like_your_body_then_for/ (OtherwiseLeader7)
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Stirring your tea not only puts kinetic energy in your tea but also increases entropy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfw9vw/stirring_your_tea_not_only_puts_kinetic_energy_in/ (felix_rewer)
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You don’t really see many pets with testicles anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfw992/you_dont_really_see_many_pets_with_testicles/ (Hellvislives)
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Sleeping on the couch was a bigger threat before the invention of the Sofa.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfw8eu/sleeping_on_the_couch_was_a_bigger_threat_before/ (Sujjin)
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When we suddenly wake up from a nightmare, even our own brains are shocked with how twisted and terrifying our imagination can get.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfw81t/when_we_suddenly_wake_up_from_a_nightmare_even/ (xInfinity962)
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Bisexual prostitutes have an advantage over straight ones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfw7ic/bisexual_prostitutes_have_an_advantage_over/ (doubleoeck1234)
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Jeff Bezos could complete every single donation goal on gofundme and still be richer than 99.9% of the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfw774/jeff_bezos_could_complete_every_single_donation/ (MrMudkip9352)
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The rear end of a dog has two body parts that can produce wind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfw6od/the_rear_end_of_a_dog_has_two_body_parts_that_can/ (WholesomeWilson)
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Fake news issues on social platforms is directly proportional to the age of active users on that platform.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfw57d/fake_news_issues_on_social_platforms_is_directly/ (RajanSwaroopSharma)
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The professore from Power puff girls is a pedo.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfw40q/the_professore_from_power_puff_girls_is_a_pedo/ (i_want_to_fuck_IQ)
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All rules have been broken at least once before they were integrated into society.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfw2m7/all_rules_have_been_broken_at_least_once_before/ (luna_verse)
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Pee Wee’s Big Adventure was just a comedy version of Mark Hamill’s Corvette Summer (1978!)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfw28e/pee_wees_big_adventure_was_just_a_comedy_version/ (Swampwolf42)
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The Amazon delivery truck brings the same kind of joy that Ice Cream trucks used to bring to us as kids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfw0cr/the_amazon_delivery_truck_brings_the_same_kind_of/ (RealLeeSD)
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It’s surprising that there are almost no classes, if not any classes, in school to teach you tips on how to live past 100 years old

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfvx6v/its_surprising_that_there_are_almost_no_classes/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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A prerequisite of being a flatearther is not knowing anyone in another timezone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfvwso/a_prerequisite_of_being_a_flatearther_is_not/ (f_ranz1224)
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The word mildew is self-describing because it is truly "mild eww"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfvwfu/the_word_mildew_is_selfdescribing_because_it_is/ (RainMaker420)
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Terrible secrets are what keeps intergrity alive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfvvkb/terrible_secrets_are_what_keeps_intergrity_alive/ (dangohl)
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For a year that describes perfect vision, people sure don't want to see any more if it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfvvgs/for_a_year_that_describes_perfect_vision_people/ (Murder_Not_Muckduck)
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People talk about the 4th dimension as if it’s some sort of unreal Sci-Fi thing, but in reality, it’s the dimension humans live in

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfvupk/people_talk_about_the_4th_dimension_as_if_its/ (nlolhere)
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Everything is toxic if you ingest enough of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfvud2/everything_is_toxic_if_you_ingest_enough_of_it/ (hiffsy)
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If you and a friend had immovable anchor points in space, and good grips you could play catch with planets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfvsxd/if_you_and_a_friend_had_immovable_anchor_points/ (happycrinch)
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Humans trying to reach outer space with all the space junk is the as fish trying to reach the top

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfvrcw/humans_trying_to_reach_outer_space_with_all_the/ (awslos)
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'You only die once' is much motivational than 'You only live once'.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfvrco/you_only_die_once_is_much_motivational_than_you/ (Runningrider)
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I've yet to meet somebody who will keep on looking for the item they have already found after somebody tells them 'It's always the last place you look'.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfvpri/ive_yet_to_meet_somebody_who_will_keep_on_looking/ (theworkingmanmaestro)
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A farty pooper is a real party pooper

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfvond/a_farty_pooper_is_a_real_party_pooper/ (frankie842)
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A disproportionately small group of people can ruin things for everyone else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfvom2/a_disproportionately_small_group_of_people_can/ (ReddiTurret)
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The human brain is the most complex obiect in the universe acording to the human brain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfvodq/the_human_brain_is_the_most_complex_obiect_in_the/ (_chutzpah_reloaded07)
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Our dogs probably just think we walk around all day when we go to work as their only experience of being outside is to go to a walk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfvn74/our_dogs_probably_just_think_we_walk_around_all/ (theworkingmanmaestro)
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A soldier doesn't fight because he hates what is in front of him, he fights because he loves what's behind him.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfvn5k/a_soldier_doesnt_fight_because_he_hates_what_is/ (oooooid)
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Many people have had to remove dog hair from their food, but very few people have had to remove porcupine spines from theirs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfvmp6/many_people_have_had_to_remove_dog_hair_from/ (bhaggith)
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A power washer can clean itself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfvmn7/a_power_washer_can_clean_itself/ (Jaded57)
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If tomato’s are fruits, that makes ketchup jam

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfvluc/if_tomatos_are_fruits_that_makes_ketchup_jam/ (BULbyCharTOle)
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A1 sauce is raisin ketchup

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfvjzg/a1_sauce_is_raisin_ketchup/ (ShadowStorm2005)
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If you add an 'e' to ragdoll, you get 'rage-doll', which changes the situation significantly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfvjol/if_you_add_an_e_to_ragdoll_you_get_ragedoll_which/ (scurvyandrickets)
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Texts are to emails, what cigarettes are to cigars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfvige/texts_are_to_emails_what_cigarettes_are_to_cigars/ (benjaminzac)
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Chances are, you don't know your own locker combination

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfvi75/chances_are_you_dont_know_your_own_locker/ ([deleted])
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Running water makes nearly no sound, the sound you associate with running water is the sound of water hitting an object.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfvhjw/running_water_makes_nearly_no_sound_the_sound_you/ (PadlingtonYT)
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People who don't post here often must have bad hygiene

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfvh70/people_who_dont_post_here_often_must_have_bad/ (Tytlak3)
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Everyone wants to ride in the back of an ambulance, but no one wants to be in the position where you have to ride in the back of an ambulance

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfvfcp/everyone_wants_to_ride_in_the_back_of_an/ (Hayroth)
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Having a sex dream and waking up before the sex is the same feeling as when your torrent stalls out at 99%

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfvf0n/having_a_sex_dream_and_waking_up_before_the_sex/ (stopthatmonkey)
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Every animal is more interesting than a human.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfveb1/every_animal_is_more_interesting_than_a_human/ (SirToastin)
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Your laundry basket is the one thing that doesn't get washed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfve78/your_laundry_basket_is_the_one_thing_that_doesnt/ (AnonymousKingAndy)
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Gorillas are already buff so how strong would they be if they worked out like the rock for there life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfvdww/gorillas_are_already_buff_so_how_strong_would/ (winterdrgon415)
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Dr. Seuss made a crap ton of money by writing a few 2 lines of rhyming patterns on a page.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfvcwp/dr_seuss_made_a_crap_ton_of_money_by_writing_a/ (IntrovertedMiner)
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When you average up the 1990s, you get 1994 in June

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfvcri/when_you_average_up_the_1990s_you_get_1994_in_june/ (Arceist_Justin)
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Being a vegan must not be that great considering they try to make most of their food look like/ taste like , meat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfvbq9/being_a_vegan_must_not_be_that_great_considering/ (Brraaapppppp)
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Billionaires who inherited their money and lost most of it are Self Made Millionaires.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfvbga/billionaires_who_inherited_their_money_and_lost/ (HRHNeil)
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Listening to music so late into the night that the thought of people hitting things that make sound that make you feel emotions 50 years later is unfathomably mind blowing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfvado/listening_to_music_so_late_into_the_night_that/ (sayittomeplease)
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Humans programming a machine to achieve AI cannot attain the true status of AI. If a machine were to be truly intelligent, it would need to be able to code and program other machines for its own benefit rather than for humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfv9kw/humans_programming_a_machine_to_achieve_ai_cannot/ (caringcarthage)
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Being vegan must not be that great considering they try to make most of there food taste like /look like ,meat .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfv9ib/being_vegan_must_not_be_that_great_considering/ ([deleted])
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Drinking carbonated drink is inhaling the CO2 that you exhale in the first place

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfv9gm/drinking_carbonated_drink_is_inhaling_the_co2/ (Mukita12)
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The word “nothing” is a palindrome

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfv8fg/the_word_nothing_is_a_palindrome/ (pieceoffart)
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Wearing only shorts around beach areas is acceptable. But wearing only shorts in the middle of the city is unacceptable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfv88j/wearing_only_shorts_around_beach_areas_is/ (LordTrython)
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Everything is dangerous if you are dumb enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfv81h/everything_is_dangerous_if_you_are_dumb_enough/ (Tytlak3)
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Sign language is faster than spoken language since it travels at the speed of light, instead of the speed of sound.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfv7fs/sign_language_is_faster_than_spoken_language/ (FairlyCharming)
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onions make you mourn their death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfv7eb/onions_make_you_mourn_their_death/ (AJ_the_nerd)
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It’s bizzare that we aren’t allowed in public in our natural form without being arrested

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfv6l3/its_bizzare_that_we_arent_allowed_in_public_in/ (CGATU)
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Live PD but with a team from multiple countries around the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfv6k3/live_pd_but_with_a_team_from_multiple_countries/ (sapper89z)
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In the future when we have teleportation, there will be people who refuse to teleport to stay “whole” with themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfv629/in_the_future_when_we_have_teleportation_there/ (BedeyBoy)
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Even the spelling of phlegm is gross

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfv5sj/even_the_spelling_of_phlegm_is_gross/ (menudo_fan)
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Gravity: The most strictly enforced law in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfv20n/gravity_the_most_strictly_enforced_law_in_the/ (airbornchaos)
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People are watching untold amounts of porn that has been transmitted wirelessly where the signal has passed through your body on the way to their viewing devices making us all just sentient porn broadcast towers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfv07g/people_are_watching_untold_amounts_of_porn_that/ (crash8308)
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ED is not treatable with self raising flour.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfv04k/ed_is_not_treatable_with_self_raising_flour/ (Prime_Molester)
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“Decrease” is an extremely satisfying word to type with your left hand only

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfv01x/decrease_is_an_extremely_satisfying_word_to_type/ (treeinthewind)
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the people who live by "yolo" live more than others

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfuzdf/the_people_who_live_by_yolo_live_more_than_others/ (yee_its_mee)
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The movie title "Finding Nemo" has a spoiler within it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfuz8s/the_movie_title_finding_nemo_has_a_spoiler_within/ (Ak171)
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One of both, most helpful and unhelpful thing ever created on the internet is activity status

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfuwxv/one_of_both_most_helpful_and_unhelpful_thing_ever/ (cerankaw)
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It's pretty unfair that tuna gets to have a spicy option but all the other fish don't.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfuwvu/its_pretty_unfair_that_tuna_gets_to_have_a_spicy/ (conorthearchitect)
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When we colonize Mars there's going to be a debate over sovereignty between the explorers and the natural-borns

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfutz1/when_we_colonize_mars_theres_going_to_be_a_debate/ (FunnyPhrases)
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We may be the good guy in our story, but we’re always the villain in someone else’s.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfutap/we_may_be_the_good_guy_in_our_story_but_were/ (ThatSlytherclaw553)
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Showering is getting wet and rubbing chemicals on yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfus6u/showering_is_getting_wet_and_rubbing_chemicals_on/ (verymildchilipeppers)
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There are many goats, but there is only one GOAT goat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfupw6/there_are_many_goats_but_there_is_only_one_goat/ (WesternEuropeanDude)
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Good health is the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfupra/good_health_is_the_slowest_possible_rate_at_which/ (AustralianCanadian)
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Courage is a habit, not a trait

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfupc1/courage_is_a_habit_not_a_trait/ (Kindred87)
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The only real difference between tomato sauce and tomato soup is how you eat it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfun4a/the_only_real_difference_between_tomato_sauce_and/ (rainbowhufflepuff)
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If mermaids were real there would probably be an underground market for eating them as a delicacy of fish and red meat all in one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfumr2/if_mermaids_were_real_there_would_probably_be_an/ ([deleted])
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Every movie based on a true story is occurring in the same cinematic universe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfulp5/every_movie_based_on_a_true_story_is_occurring_in/ (the_real_Davin)
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"At first you don't succeed, try, try again" doesn't work for skydiving.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfukcb/at_first_you_dont_succeed_try_try_again_doesnt/ ([deleted])
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They always ask “howitzer” but never “whyitzer”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfuj7r/they_always_ask_howitzer_but_never_whyitzer/ (I_Drink_Depresso)
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If you order a scoop of ice cream and get only one scoop of ice cream, you feel ripped off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfuj52/if_you_order_a_scoop_of_ice_cream_and_get_only/ (Iisk)
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Most likely you have a spot on your body that you have never actually seen before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfuj1y/most_likely_you_have_a_spot_on_your_body_that_you/ (Jhenning04)
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Whoever came up with oatmeal must have been that kid that ate glue, but wished it was healthier.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfuhig/whoever_came_up_with_oatmeal_must_have_been_that/ (black_flag_4ever)
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Since 90% of the world is right-handed, hence left-handedness is a kind of an abnormality.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfugin/since_90_of_the_world_is_righthanded_hence/ (IloveRamen99)
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It's funny how "I love you" can be taken platonically, but "I like you" will almost always be taken as a confession of love.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfugbh/its_funny_how_i_love_you_can_be_taken/ (FMITW17)
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It's pretty stupid how the only piece of your skeleton that's vulnerable, the teeth, can neither heal or clean itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfueb5/its_pretty_stupid_how_the_only_piece_of_your/ (Gundam711)
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We're not all in the same boat, we're in the same storm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfuckb/were_not_all_in_the_same_boat_were_in_the_same/ ([deleted])
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people can be fulfilled with nothing and have everything while others have everything and can’t be fulfilled with anything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfuc3m/people_can_be_fulfilled_with_nothing_and_have/ (rainsfromafrica)
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People romanticise guitarists but they often have rough calluses on one hand and long nails on the other. Getting fingered by a classical guitarist probably hurts like hell.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfuae5/people_romanticise_guitarists_but_they_often_have/ (Azaquoth)
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Shins are for finding furniture in dark rooms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfu67s/shins_are_for_finding_furniture_in_dark_rooms/ (AustralianCanadian)
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If you have a pizza with radius Z and thickness A, its volume is = Pi*Z*Z*A

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfu659/if_you_have_a_pizza_with_radius_z_and_thickness_a/ ([deleted])
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When we get undressed our pets must think that we are taking our fur off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfu593/when_we_get_undressed_our_pets_must_think_that_we/ (gibbsport)
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Technically speaking, people who can't talk are silent protagonists

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfu34l/technically_speaking_people_who_cant_talk_are/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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In order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfu2bc/in_order_to_go_to_sleep_you_have_to_pretend_like/ (impunto)
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Surprisingly, NoFap community is full of circlejerks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfu229/surprisingly_nofap_community_is_full_of/ (sharkofhedriz)
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The day that pigs fly will be the day that everyone went insane

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfu0x4/the_day_that_pigs_fly_will_be_the_day_that/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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It is and it has both abbreviate to the same word, but humans immediately know which one is being used

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfu0t5/it_is_and_it_has_both_abbreviate_to_the_same_word/ (Ch335y_)
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You never see offroad unicycles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfu0dt/you_never_see_offroad_unicycles/ (bhaggith)
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All poopoo times are peepee times, but not all peepee times are poopoo times

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfu0c9/all_poopoo_times_are_peepee_times_but_not_all/ ([deleted])
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"Behind your back" is technically the front since it is behind the back

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfu025/behind_your_back_is_technically_the_front_since/ ([deleted])
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If people knew how to share, then there would never be shortages of anything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gftzvu/if_people_knew_how_to_share_then_there_would/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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Just chuck it in the fuck it bucket.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gftzr4/just_chuck_it_in_the_fuck_it_bucket/ (John_Wick_Detroit)
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A lot of our "star light, star bright" wishes never came true because we were looking at Venus.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gftudm/a_lot_of_our_star_light_star_bright_wishes_never/ (_OP_is_A_)
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Pillows are little beds for our heads

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfttsn/pillows_are_little_beds_for_our_heads/ (bhaggith)
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You can remove any letter from the word "seat" and it'll still make sense.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gftt90/you_can_remove_any_letter_from_the_word_seat_and/ (oooooid)
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The “customer Is always right” rule was probably invented by a customer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfts7q/the_customer_is_always_right_rule_was_probably/ (thedancingpaperclip)
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If more people understood what a "courtesy flush" is, the world be a better place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfts0n/if_more_people_understood_what_a_courtesy_flush/ (goliath276)
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Even the meaning of the word relative is relative

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gftruo/even_the_meaning_of_the_word_relative_is_relative/ (Grizzled_Duke)
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Masks are becoming the bumper stickers of our faces.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gftpol/masks_are_becoming_the_bumper_stickers_of_our/ (purpleinme)
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There’s a chance your parents got the wrong baby brought to them in the hospital

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gftn9l/theres_a_chance_your_parents_got_the_wrong_baby/ (brymerst)
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Not wearing a mask in public will soon have the same stigma as smoking in public.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gftmp4/not_wearing_a_mask_in_public_will_soon_have_the/ (iBarbo)
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The only day porch pirates are OK is Halloween

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gftm3o/the_only_day_porch_pirates_are_ok_is_halloween/ (BuckSturdley)
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The longest word is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gftle8/the_longest_word_is/ (QuincyThePinballer)
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Sixty percent is fifty percent more than forty percent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gftjn5/sixty_percent_is_fifty_percent_more_than_forty/ (Avoider5)
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When Cyberpunk comes out there’s gonna be a lot more people unironically saying “Nice Cock”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gftjm6/when_cyberpunk_comes_out_theres_gonna_be_a_lot/ (retro0316)
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The thing that brought us all together was being told we all had to stay apart.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfihn4/the_thing_that_brought_us_all_together_was_being/ (IveyRoney)
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People living in cars have the fastest houses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfiewo/people_living_in_cars_have_the_fastest_houses/ (Your_LocalIdiot)
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The universe doesn't actually have a set direction that is "right". We view the Earth as revolving horizontally around the sun, but really it could just as easily have been vertical and nothing would change.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfie29/the_universe_doesnt_actually_have_a_set_direction/ (selddir_)
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Most real people are less famous than virtually all fictional people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfibvw/most_real_people_are_less_famous_than_virtually/ (bhaggith)
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McDonalds is considered the most superior fast food restaurant even though their food doesn’t stand out, just like Walmart is the most superior grocery store even though they have nothing that sets them apart from competition.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfi9yt/mcdonalds_is_considered_the_most_superior_fast/ (tjaypetey)
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If every object on earth was opaque, you wouldn't ever get to actually see your face.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfi9yn/if_every_object_on_earth_was_opaque_you_wouldnt/ (CHkn1)
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It's strange how all it took to bring communities closer together was telling people that they have to stay apart.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfi8rj/its_strange_how_all_it_took_to_bring_communities/ (IveyRoney)
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It's easier to fake an orgasm than it is to fake enthusiasm

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfi8n5/its_easier_to_fake_an_orgasm_than_it_is_to_fake/ (jillybean310)
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It's weird how all it took to finally bring communites together was telling them that they needed to stay apart.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfi7tm/its_weird_how_all_it_took_to_finally_bring/ ([deleted])
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Regardless of where you’re standing, you’re technically on top of the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfi3uk/regardless_of_where_youre_standing_youre/ (stteezzy)
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Tom from Tom and Jerry has a very deep voice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfi3a8/tom_from_tom_and_jerry_has_a_very_deep_voice/ (BatStroke25)
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Many lethal substances were probably "discovered" multiple times.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfi24w/many_lethal_substances_were_probably_discovered/ (Stupid_Maiden_o_Mist)
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We will be telling our grandkids that we had some guy come to our houses to deliver our packages

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfi17z/we_will_be_telling_our_grandkids_that_we_had_some/ (That_White_One)
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We can't reach the future if we're always in the present

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfi0lq/we_cant_reach_the_future_if_were_always_in_the/ ([deleted])
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It's so easy to be open and honest about yourself online compared to real life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfi05a/its_so_easy_to_be_open_and_honest_about_yourself/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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When you yawn in the morning after waking up, it’s your startup noise. When you yawn in the evening it’s your low battery

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfi023/when_you_yawn_in_the_morning_after_waking_up_its/ (pheelka1001)
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A human is the engine on a bicycle, the legs are the pistons and the pedals are the crankshaft.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfhzz8/a_human_is_the_engine_on_a_bicycle_the_legs_are/ (bopperbum)
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98% of people hate clowns, and the other 2% are clowns

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfhyvm/98_of_people_hate_clowns_and_the_other_2_are/ (rynoboy1993)
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In many ways Crocodile Dundee is the precursor to Borat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfhwq3/in_many_ways_crocodile_dundee_is_the_precursor_to/ (deepdeepbass)
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Honestly, not everyone deserves to be a parent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfhwip/honestly_not_everyone_deserves_to_be_a_parent/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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we are at a fundamental level we are made of the corpses of dead stars. So we are literally forged In the hearts of stars

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfhwba/we_are_at_a_fundamental_level_we_are_made_of_the/ (Brraaapppppp)
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12 AM comes before 11 AM.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfhto9/12_am_comes_before_11_am/ ([deleted])
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If you go north enough you eventually go south.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfhrgs/if_you_go_north_enough_you_eventually_go_south/ (Lil-Tercio)
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Bigfoot could possibly be a cavemen ghost

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfhq5j/bigfoot_could_possibly_be_a_cavemen_ghost/ (SwayzeBG)
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People talk about rocket science like it's very difficult, but it's not brain surgery.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfhpid/people_talk_about_rocket_science_like_its_very/ (InsertANameHeree)
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You can't imagine a smell

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfhooi/you_cant_imagine_a_smell/ (nalced88)
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There are people who met on Tinder and are gettin go married on Zoom

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfhomq/there_are_people_who_met_on_tinder_and_are_gettin/ (phi_array)
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As you sleep, there becomes a certain point where your teeth become "unbrushed"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfhmub/as_you_sleep_there_becomes_a_certain_point_where/ (OggerNogger)
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Birthday sex is you having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfhlgt/birthday_sex_is_you_having_sex_to_celebrate_your/ (Saul_g0od)
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The Earth is actually 100% land that happens to be 71% covered by water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfhkon/the_earth_is_actually_100_land_that_happens_to_be/ (asdfrsfdsa)
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Since most of our dead is buried underneath the earth, we are literally walking on the dead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfhkfx/since_most_of_our_dead_is_buried_underneath_the/ (FkHarlequin-)
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When you truly emphasize with a fictional character, that's how you know the writer has done their job well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfhkay/when_you_truly_emphasize_with_a_fictional/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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To fall asleep, you literally have to pretend to be asleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfhhm1/to_fall_asleep_you_literally_have_to_pretend_to/ ([deleted])
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It is often harder to write a submission in a way that doesn't break the rules than finding said submission.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfhhkz/it_is_often_harder_to_write_a_submission_in_a_way/ (Wir2d)
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A lot of different sizes and shapes of sticks were probably thrown before someone discovered the boomerang.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfhhg6/a_lot_of_different_sizes_and_shapes_of_sticks/ (bhaggith)
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Furbies have front-facing eyes, implying that they are natural predators.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfhfn3/furbies_have_frontfacing_eyes_implying_that_they/ (canyoudont__)
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One day we will probably have so much understanding of the genome of all living things that we'll be able to artificially alter our babies genetics to give them any traits we want e.g. wings, fins, tails, tusks etc.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfhdl7/one_day_we_will_probably_have_so_much/ (99MiningOSRS)
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It's uncomfortable how many people would trade 3% of the world in exchange for not having to live differently for two years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfhcyk/its_uncomfortable_how_many_people_would_trade_3/ (RealRobRose)
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Computer ware can either be soft or hard.Software and hardware.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfhbxj/computer_ware_can_either_be_soft_or_hardsoftware/ (AttandO)
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There is no right or wrong way to speak a language, as long as the other person understands it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfhbkd/there_is_no_right_or_wrong_way_to_speak_a/ (gcnHNYqvzB637fYQvQDt)
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If emotional trauma and physical trauma were switched would the world really be much different

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfhbi3/if_emotional_trauma_and_physical_trauma_were/ (TeritotheLegend)
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In a typical round of golf, the less golf you play the more fun you have.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfhav7/in_a_typical_round_of_golf_the_less_golf_you_play/ (WonderBreadisOK)
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Mistakes made at work are not an employees fault because they are overworked to the point of exhaustion

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfharg/mistakes_made_at_work_are_not_an_employees_fault/ (SpiceMasterMemeL69rd)
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Maybe the reason we feel so comfortable in the morning is because we’ve had all night to find a comfy position

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfh8wh/maybe_the_reason_we_feel_so_comfortable_in_the/ (Pflurbluble)
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When you wake up because something hit you, you technically got knocked conscious

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfh71b/when_you_wake_up_because_something_hit_you_you/ (Rypper12345)
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All the mask usage has probably made more people care about their breath more.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfh6zj/all_the_mask_usage_has_probably_made_more_people/ (NotJavhian)
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Your tongue know exact what everything you look at will feel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfh6lt/your_tongue_know_exact_what_everything_you_look/ ([deleted])
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The bigger your house, the more likely you could be living with a squatter and not know it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfh66k/the_bigger_your_house_the_more_likely_you_could/ (ForYourConsiderati0n)
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Blind people doesn't have to spend money on lamps.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfh625/blind_people_doesnt_have_to_spend_money_on_lamps/ (DUBSWAG02)
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Most homicides are committed by a person the victim knows. To protect yourself you'd have to cut ties with people once you get closer, leaving you in a perpetual cycle of finding new friends then abandoning them, giving them even more reason to kill you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfh4ln/most_homicides_are_committed_by_a_person_the/ (Gilgameshbrah)
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During the Great Flood in the Book of Genesis, the Earth must have looked like Neptune if you saw it from space, a completely blue marble, with no clouds or greenery visible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfh254/during_the_great_flood_in_the_book_of_genesis_the/ (steamtrekker)
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The more people finally have Internet access, the less likely we'll have to deal with non-metric units on online charts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfh1ze/the_more_people_finally_have_internet_access_the/ (dracona94)
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You're always one Ctrl+V-Enter away from ruining your life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfh1w7/youre_always_one_ctrlventer_away_from_ruining/ (WarPlungers)
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There’s literally half a universe above your head.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfh1u0/theres_literally_half_a_universe_above_your_head/ (Deathbysnusnubooboo)
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Ego’s mom had the same level cooking as a rat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfgzd4/egos_mom_had_the_same_level_cooking_as_a_rat/ (Mincraft_god445)
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No one will ever get to experience ALL of life's beautiful moments.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfgy1q/no_one_will_ever_get_to_experience_all_of_lifes/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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When you die, you'll know the answer to the most unanswered question in history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfgx67/when_you_die_youll_know_the_answer_to_the_most/ (bennymvb)
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Meatloaf is fairly underrated considering the possibilities for creative shaping or the recreation of human anatomy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfgvn0/meatloaf_is_fairly_underrated_considering_the/ ([deleted])
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People that give out awards must be rich. Coins are expensive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfgv6s/people_that_give_out_awards_must_be_rich_coins/ (TtotheRev)
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If you accidentally sat on your own voodoo dolls, you wouldn’t be able to stand up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfguap/if_you_accidentally_sat_on_your_own_voodoo_dolls/ (Jeexin)
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The greatest skill in cooking is being able to finish up with zero dishes/mess left behind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfgtxp/the_greatest_skill_in_cooking_is_being_able_to/ (Major_Ethanolic)
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At some point Mortal Kombat is going to put one too many K's in an ad

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfgti1/at_some_point_mortal_kombat_is_going_to_put_one/ (TheSaxking)
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George Washington had no idea dinosaurs existed, due to them being discovered after his death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfgsxb/george_washington_had_no_idea_dinosaurs_existed/ (Aer0-)
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When you're sober, you relate to your pets on YOUR level. When you're drunk, you relate to your pets on THEIR level.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfgs3p/when_youre_sober_you_relate_to_your_pets_on_your/ (S0undJunk1e)
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Funny how corporations only care about mental health when business is on the line.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfgqdh/funny_how_corporations_only_care_about_mental/ (dragazo420)
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Chances are, your soulmate was/will be born in an entirely different generation and you could exist entirely separate from them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfgpmw/chances_are_your_soulmate_waswill_be_born_in_an/ (Securestlake)
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If dogs were able to talk, we wouldn't like them as much as we do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfgp22/if_dogs_were_able_to_talk_we_wouldnt_like_them_as/ (Wir2d)
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English as a language does not exist outside our solar system

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfgmw2/english_as_a_language_does_not_exist_outside_our/ (gcnHNYqvzB637fYQvQDt)
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Maybe the reason we sometimes toss and turn at night is because our skeleton is trying to get out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfgmvq/maybe_the_reason_we_sometimes_toss_and_turn_at/ (teacupps_)
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You want to go to bed to end the damn day, but you don’t want to go to bed to make tomorrow come faster.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfgllq/you_want_to_go_to_bed_to_end_the_damn_day_but_you/ (RedditUser3563)
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Maybe gravity was a conscious decision. Stuff just freaked out and stuck together when it saw how vast space was.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfglk5/maybe_gravity_was_a_conscious_decision_stuff_just/ (attentyv)
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If someone is walking backwards in reverse, then their walking forwards.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfglgs/if_someone_is_walking_backwards_in_reverse_then/ (poppymcmuffins447)
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I'm really starting to think that there was someone from the future on the Simpsons production crew

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfglf1/im_really_starting_to_think_that_there_was/ (idkyuhyun)
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When you are a kid, you eat chips and salsa for the chips. When you are an adult, you eat chips and salsa for the salsa.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfgk3u/when_you_are_a_kid_you_eat_chips_and_salsa_for/ (TheOne1ThatGotAway)
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If you're watching the sunrise, then the previous night is literally behind you, and you have the whole day in front of you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfgic9/if_youre_watching_the_sunrise_then_the_previous/ (SomaYoga)
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If you tear up half of your money, it slightly lowers inflation, making your other money more valuable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfghvl/if_you_tear_up_half_of_your_money_it_slightly/ (ThatOneGuyJed)
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Thanks to masks, you can hide your grin when something hilarious that you shouldn't laugh at happens

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfggqc/thanks_to_masks_you_can_hide_your_grin_when/ (Masterdarwin88)
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Females feel softer than males.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfgf0h/females_feel_softer_than_males/ (Rap-Bear)
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Grilled Cheese Sandwiches don’t taste as good if you make them yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfgebc/grilled_cheese_sandwiches_dont_taste_as_good_if/ (jazFromHouston)
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It's crazy how no one matters

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfgdwp/its_crazy_how_no_one_matters/ (esev12345678)
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There are so many famous quotes that completely contradict each other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfgcvi/there_are_so_many_famous_quotes_that_completely/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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One of your hangovers is the last hangover.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfgauu/one_of_your_hangovers_is_the_last_hangover/ (MissRothmar)
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Sheep can grow their own sweater

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfgaq2/sheep_can_grow_their_own_sweater/ (bhaggith)
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Watching a stream after it has ended is a million times less exciting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfg9kq/watching_a_stream_after_it_has_ended_is_a_million/ (yagami_raito23)
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Telling People To "Be Themselves" Doesn't Work As Advice If The Person Wasn't Good To Begin With

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfg8lj/telling_people_to_be_themselves_doesnt_work_as/ (Poketick)
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Apples and oranges don’t get enough credit for their similarities.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfg8j4/apples_and_oranges_dont_get_enough_credit_for/ (Rcavallari)
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Dreams might be a multiplayer thing, but the people on the same server as us just lives far away, so we will never find out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfg7vu/dreams_might_be_a_multiplayer_thing_but_the/ (Doodle_Dragon)
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Rust is iron sweat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfg6kl/rust_is_iron_sweat/ (sgavatarbender)
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Facts don't always care about feelings, but feelings sometimes reflect the facts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfg5jn/facts_dont_always_care_about_feelings_but/ (DemocraticTerminator)
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Telling People To "Be Themselves" Is Only Good Advice If They Were Good To Begin With

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfg5bm/telling_people_to_be_themselves_is_only_good/ (Poketick)
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There were a few Conrad's mocked as "Comrade" during the Red Scare.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfg4x0/there_were_a_few_conrads_mocked_as_comrade_during/ (Ragnellrok)
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The devil isn’t truly evil because he only tortured the wicked

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfg42w/the_devil_isnt_truly_evil_because_he_only/ (junothecat1)
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Maybe Iron-age Smelters made Bouncy Castles out of Hides so the Kids could Help

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfg3w8/maybe_ironage_smelters_made_bouncy_castles_out_of/ (nightfly1000000)
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We’re all just organic robots hurling through space on a rock that got lucky enough to be in the habitable zone of our solar system.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfg3i8/were_all_just_organic_robots_hurling_through/ (living_turd)
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Centaurs have two sets of ribs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfg315/centaurs_have_two_sets_of_ribs/ (quarryninja)
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"prostitution by surprise" service

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfg20o/prostitution_by_surprise_service/ (maalco)
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There's no definite cutoff between stick and log.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfg19n/theres_no_definite_cutoff_between_stick_and_log/ (geekoraptor)
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Nothing is ever truly made from scratch

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfg07p/nothing_is_ever_truly_made_from_scratch/ (Big-mood-energy)
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Everyone has different sides to their personalities. Good people have ugly sides, and bad people have beautiful sides.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gffw31/everyone_has_different_sides_to_their/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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A mistake is a lesson we made unknowingly for ourselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gffw1k/a_mistake_is_a_lesson_we_made_unknowingly_for/ (SomeguyHull123)
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When you buy garbage bags they come in a plastic cover but if manufacturers just sold them in a garbage bag you’d have a cover and also a an extra garbage bag.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gffvr3/when_you_buy_garbage_bags_they_come_in_a_plastic/ (TheSmilingConqueror)
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Most recipes were probably just created by what ingredients someone already had lying around

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gffvr0/most_recipes_were_probably_just_created_by_what/ (ChroniclyDope)
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The pyramids were as old to Cleopatra as the Ancient Romans are to us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gffvbk/the_pyramids_were_as_old_to_cleopatra_as_the/ (kippycaps)
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The fact that life is short and death is inevitable, both gives your life more value and less value.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gffv45/the_fact_that_life_is_short_and_death_is/ (Ene-Saue)
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The Earth's future inhabitants might use plastic-powered ICE's and as their plastic supply gets exhausted, Big Plastic will hinder the adaptation of renewable energy sources.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gffuu2/the_earths_future_inhabitants_might_use/ (Having_A_Great_Time)
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The Death Star would have wrecked havoc on planets be just altering the tides

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfftnm/the_death_star_would_have_wrecked_havoc_on/ (moneybot13)
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Sometimes when the glass looks empty, its actually filled to the brim.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gffsel/sometimes_when_the_glass_looks_empty_its_actually/ (productofneurology)
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plastic tupperware only stains red

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gffsde/plastic_tupperware_only_stains_red/ (discipleofchrist69)
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you can tell a lot about a person by the way they treat their amazon echo

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gffs9s/you_can_tell_a_lot_about_a_person_by_the_way_they/ (Seedeh)
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It is completely impossible to reach a true unanimous opinion, because there will always be people who disagree.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gffrrn/it_is_completely_impossible_to_reach_a_true/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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On the plus side.. expectations for our generation have never been lower.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gffr3w/on_the_plus_side_expectations_for_our_generation/ (Grandviewsurfer)
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The penis' audacity to rise uncontrollably is a feeling no women can fathom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gffq9x/the_penis_audacity_to_rise_uncontrollably_is_a/ (Dayazib)
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If monsters under your bed can take your life, then monster under your pillow can steal your dream.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gffq82/if_monsters_under_your_bed_can_take_your_life/ (arlind777)
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There are simps who have donated so much to Twitch thots while fantasizing about having sex with them that they could have just bought some prostitutes and actually have sex

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gffp54/there_are_simps_who_have_donated_so_much_to/ (Murgu007)
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The less you give in to bullshit, the more shit people will throw at you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gffo6g/the_less_you_give_in_to_bullshit_the_more_shit/ (DemocraticTerminator)
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You wipe both ends of your digestive system with paper, but one is more appropriate to do in public than the other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gffnmm/you_wipe_both_ends_of_your_digestive_system_with/ (HypomanicMonday)
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If you smell burning toast it's too late, you're either having a stroke or your bread is black and burned.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gffmma/if_you_smell_burning_toast_its_too_late_youre/ (NRichYoSelf)
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We will only have world peace when mankind's darkest desires can be satiated without harm to others, but only with realism like Westworld or in a Holodeck.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gffm99/we_will_only_have_world_peace_when_mankinds/ (RenegadeWild)
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If you were born without people speaking around you, you would have no idea that language exists. Your thoughts would be void of words and you wouldn't have an inner monologue.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gffm36/if_you_were_born_without_people_speaking_around/ (kippycaps)
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Chances are, if you've ever told someone to go screw themselves, they already have.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gffm0c/chances_are_if_youve_ever_told_someone_to_go/ (ichbindagegen)
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We in the states are losing the equivilent of one Nine - Eleven every thirty hours.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gffleo/we_in_the_states_are_losing_the_equivilent_of_one/ (King_Milkfart)
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There's going to be a spike in pregnancies when things go back to normal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gffk4t/theres_going_to_be_a_spike_in_pregnancies_when/ (TheMelonicMan)
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Banana peels are nature’s sausage casing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gffjtp/banana_peels_are_natures_sausage_casing/ (YYCchatterbox)
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Sloth is more of a virtue than a vice considering that we sometimes abstain from other sins because we're just too lazy to commit them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gffja1/sloth_is_more_of_a_virtue_than_a_vice_considering/ (intodaysagendabegay)
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The less someone speaks, the more meaningful it is when they do speak.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gffhe1/the_less_someone_speaks_the_more_meaningful_it_is/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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It could be that oxygen changes our voices and helium just restores it to it's natural state.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gffh9c/it_could_be_that_oxygen_changes_our_voices_and/ (Ak171)
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We are living the very future that Motion City Soundtrack was concerned about back in 2003.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gffh4y/we_are_living_the_very_future_that_motion_city/ (Eltiah)
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If you can’t ever know the future, you can’t know if there’s more than one choice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gffgvr/if_you_cant_ever_know_the_future_you_cant_know_if/ (bass1012dash)
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The first phone was useless until they created the second one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfffwo/the_first_phone_was_useless_until_they_created/ (Ak171)
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The butt can produce all three states of material: gas, liquid and solid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gffes1/the_butt_can_produce_all_three_states_of_material/ (Ak171)
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Sugar Rush from Wreck-it Ralph is actually a very sucky game

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gffdeo/sugar_rush_from_wreckit_ralph_is_actually_a_very/ (E-Moon)
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Kids that heard ghosts moaning in the night upstairs just heard their parents having sex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gffb9w/kids_that_heard_ghosts_moaning_in_the_night/ (deepstatedemon)
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We lick the lid of yogurt and ice cream containers when there is plenty in the cup.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gffaz4/we_lick_the_lid_of_yogurt_and_ice_cream/ (GhostRoboX5)
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Robots are more eco friendly than people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gffal9/robots_are_more_eco_friendly_than_people/ (popcornpal-)
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Nikki Bella probably left John Cena because she didn't see him much.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gff9vc/nikki_bella_probably_left_john_cena_because_she/ (Fwoym16)
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You can’t change the people around you but you can change the people around you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gff9fj/you_cant_change_the_people_around_you_but_you_can/ (bored_as_shiiiiii)
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Imprisonment is the adult version of getting grounded

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gff9al/imprisonment_is_the_adult_version_of_getting/ (whackri)
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Despite what you may have heard, the most lethal hornet can go Mach 1.6.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gff95a/despite_what_you_may_have_heard_the_most_lethal/ (JoeFas)
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Companies that produce erasers thrive because mistakes are a natural, human thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gff7jp/companies_that_produce_erasers_thrive_because/ (SilentCalamity)
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PDA is going to be really looked down upon after the lock-downs end.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gff6ke/pda_is_going_to_be_really_looked_down_upon_after/ (Seany_face)
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Wonder bread is cake, in bread form.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gff6f1/wonder_bread_is_cake_in_bread_form/ (Garaquarubyline)
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Biggie's song "Ten Crack Commandments" actually has some pretty solid business advice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gff643/biggies_song_ten_crack_commandments_actually_has/ (DickMaccabeComedy)
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People who hate being a teenager want to restrict the freedom of teenagers even more

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gff4p7/people_who_hate_being_a_teenager_want_to_restrict/ (IMissFreedom)
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One day in the future, Teslas (the car) will be the cheap car of the future, and everyone will think it's a lower class car.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gff3vm/one_day_in_the_future_teslas_the_car_will_be_the/ (benpinpop)
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To understand what’s going on around us we probably need consciousness, but be don’t even know what it is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gff2uv/to_understand_whats_going_on_around_us_we/ (Lum1nar)
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A Superfund Site sounds much more fun than what it actually is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gff2h9/a_superfund_site_sounds_much_more_fun_than_what/ (joelman0)
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If a vegan eats yeast bread they aren't technically vegan because yeast is a living organism.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gff27l/if_a_vegan_eats_yeast_bread_they_arent/ (KuraiAK)
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Reading the word yawn will often make you start yawning

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gff1w0/reading_the_word_yawn_will_often_make_you_start/ ([deleted])
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Nobody has normal parents in sitcoms

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gff02n/nobody_has_normal_parents_in_sitcoms/ (MFrisch14)
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You can never be just in your underwear. If you are, you don't have anything on over it, and it's no longer underwear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfeyfg/you_can_never_be_just_in_your_underwear_if_you/ (lazyandfickle)
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All the ancient greek statues and sculptures are actually people who gazed into Medusa’s eyes that just turned to stone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfey9m/all_the_ancient_greek_statues_and_sculptures_are/ (depressedat19)
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All pieces of music are "instrumentals". On many of them, someone can be heard playing a larynx.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfey71/all_pieces_of_music_are_instrumentals_on_many_of/ (energyvampire1)
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Someone telling you that you look tired makes you tired

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfev0a/someone_telling_you_that_you_look_tired_makes_you/ ([deleted])
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A second second chance is a third chance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfeubq/a_second_second_chance_is_a_third_chance/ (BlaZingWR3)
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In 100 years tik tok will be a bizarre archive of dead people dancing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfetp4/in_100_years_tik_tok_will_be_a_bizarre_archive_of/ ([deleted])
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“Uncle” was the first safeword

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfeq3f/uncle_was_the_first_safeword/ (CERTAINLYnotsoup)
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Prison don’t sound so bad. Free food, free rent, free sex and free gym

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfep14/prison_dont_sound_so_bad_free_food_free_rent_free/ (shittersfull244)
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The doorbell is something that almost every house has, yet is one of the most useless aspects of the house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfeofp/the_doorbell_is_something_that_almost_every_house/ (ChefCook_)
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You are taught to stand up for yourself until it comes to customer service and then it’s frowned upon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfenz0/you_are_taught_to_stand_up_for_yourself_until_it/ (paradise1A)
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Mr Beasts videos are all full of paid actors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfenx9/mr_beasts_videos_are_all_full_of_paid_actors/ (qdragon69x)
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Blowing bubbles in public is no longer an act of joy and whimsy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfemse/blowing_bubbles_in_public_is_no_longer_an_act_of/ (d______________b)
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If people even achieve paid DNA modifications, the most popular and best-selling ones will be to achieve stronger orgasms

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfelac/if_people_even_achieve_paid_dna_modifications_the/ (umotex12)
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People with stank-ass breath finally have to smell what the rest of us smell because of the mask requirements everywhere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfejxm/people_with_stankass_breath_finally_have_to_smell/ (KackApples)
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A group of cattle is a herd, a group of lions is a pride, a group of fish is a school, and a group of vines is a compilation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfej4d/a_group_of_cattle_is_a_herd_a_group_of_lions_is_a/ (RedditEffigy)
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Most post here are pretty dumb

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfeiuo/most_post_here_are_pretty_dumb/ (NicoCinemaYT)
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Remember when we where kids and didn’t have to worry about medical bills and taxes, our greatest worry was what to wear for prom or who to go with? And we couldn’t wait to grow up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfegjo/remember_when_we_where_kids_and_didnt_have_to/ ([deleted])
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You can sell your freetime to your job for money, but you cannot buy back your freetime from your job with money.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfegde/you_can_sell_your_freetime_to_your_job_for_money/ (starfyredragon)
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Social media removing conspiracy theory videos and articles is going to make people believe in them more

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfefea/social_media_removing_conspiracy_theory_videos/ (UYScutiPuffJr)
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It's so easy to revisit old movies, old TV shows, and old music, but it's so hard to revisit old video games.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfee17/its_so_easy_to_revisit_old_movies_old_tv_shows/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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The more helpful a 3yo is trying to be the less helpful they actually are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfee09/the_more_helpful_a_3yo_is_trying_to_be_the_less/ (loudenwells)
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plants are actually farming us by giving us oxygen, then waiting for us to eventually die and decompose so they can consume us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfedz9/plants_are_actually_farming_us_by_giving_us/ (Thehyperbalist)
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If you sit on a voodoo doll of yourself, you can't stand up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfedvy/if_you_sit_on_a_voodoo_doll_of_yourself_you_cant/ (Gametopiaa)
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You'd think that after enough times, Dr. Doofenshmirtz would have invented a 'detect-platypus-inator' so that he'd always know when Perry was coming to stop him.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfedj3/youd_think_that_after_enough_times_dr/ (matteoarts)
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The end goal of having tinder is to not have tinder

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfed18/the_end_goal_of_having_tinder_is_to_not_have/ (Gordonbusyman)
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The moon doesn't produce its own light, thus sunlight causes people to turn into werewolfs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfecv1/the_moon_doesnt_produce_its_own_light_thus/ (moneybot13)
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Most assholes are assholes because they think everyone else is an asshole to them, but they don’t realize that’s how these assholes became assholes in the first place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfebp0/most_assholes_are_assholes_because_they_think/ (Lum1nar)
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Have you ever noticed that the instruments searching for intelligent life are pointing away from earth? Checks out..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfeacx/have_you_ever_noticed_that_the_instruments/ ([deleted])
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UFO sightings could just be glitches from us being viewed in spectator mode in our simulator

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfe7fp/ufo_sightings_could_just_be_glitches_from_us/ (T1M_rEAPeR)
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If Batman was real, it's likely he would have referred to the Batmobile as the BM at some point.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfe72d/if_batman_was_real_its_likely_he_would_have/ (gregory_the_smarmy)
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Bees are the kamikaze pilots of the insect world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfe4z8/bees_are_the_kamikaze_pilots_of_the_insect_world/ (1sharmaaja1)
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Copper pennies are literally worth more than themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfe4t9/copper_pennies_are_literally_worth_more_than/ (y-a-s-h-a-s)
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People who read books about how to change other people’s opinions often don’t ever want to admit they are wrong and change their opinion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfe3xc/people_who_read_books_about_how_to_change_other/ (chamcham123)
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Animal sounds are written differently in every language even though it's the same sound.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfe3ny/animal_sounds_are_written_differently_in_every/ (ChessCacke)
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The beginning of a new decade always has the exact same trends of the previous decade; it takes several years for a new decade to obtain its own identity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfe37k/the_beginning_of_a_new_decade_always_has_the/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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People dislike puns until they are used in a sexual context.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfdzkm/people_dislike_puns_until_they_are_used_in_a/ (h13ruth)
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With everyone wearing a mask, it must be really easy for people to use a fake ID

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfdzas/with_everyone_wearing_a_mask_it_must_be_really/ (anothercarguy)
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No matter how good you get at tennis you will never be as good as a brick wall

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfdxnk/no_matter_how_good_you_get_at_tennis_you_will/ (VanillaG6790)
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Most people are born on a bed in a hospital and die on a bed in a hospital

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfdwa5/most_people_are_born_on_a_bed_in_a_hospital_and/ (Itamarr_)
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Everything has a 50% chance of happening with a ±50% confidence interval

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfdv5r/everything_has_a_50_chance_of_happening_with_a_50/ (Nergaal)
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Fragile and heavy is the worse and nicest combo of an item.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfdure/fragile_and_heavy_is_the_worse_and_nicest_combo/ (johnpowers99)
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Value and worth are two different things. A money's worth is the same no matter what foreign exchange you convert it to. A money's value that is minuscule to a rich person could be a homeless man's life savings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfdu4s/value_and_worth_are_two_different_things_a_moneys/ (GhostRoboX5)
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Bees have stingers to protect themselves from attacks, but the only real reason people attack bees is protection from stingers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfdttl/bees_have_stingers_to_protect_themselves_from/ (Fiftyset80)
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You can recite the alphabet without any issue but you probably can't recite it backwards without issue.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfdsrr/you_can_recite_the_alphabet_without_any_issue_but/ (trodomofo)
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The sun gets hotter every year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfdsqi/the_sun_gets_hotter_every_year/ (o--3-o)
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Dogs are probably wondering why we celebrate our birthdays every seven years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfdrd7/dogs_are_probably_wondering_why_we_celebrate_our/ (Yeet_Boi21)
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If an astronaut were to die in space, earth will no longer have a 100% mortality rate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfdr7r/if_an_astronaut_were_to_die_in_space_earth_will/ (th0tdestroyer34)
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Boys and girls are terms for those under 18. Men and women are terms for those 18 and over. Unmarried romantic partners of any age are still referred to as boyfriends and girlfriends.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfdqru/boys_and_girls_are_terms_for_those_under_18_men/ (JoeFas)
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Discriminating against teenagers is the only form of discrimination that is encouraged

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfdpgn/discriminating_against_teenagers_is_the_only_form/ (IMissFreedom)
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Because of artificial insemination, it's possible for a person to lose their virginity before their parents.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfdn8s/because_of_artificial_insemination_its_possible/ (MurrayEagle)
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We live in an age where mobile phone cameras have stellar resolution, amazing framerates, and so on while standard public security cameras have awful pixels and everything looks fuzzy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfdlvn/we_live_in_an_age_where_mobile_phone_cameras_have/ (Loony-Luna-00)
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True fear is getting scared in the day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfdltu/true_fear_is_getting_scared_in_the_day/ (josh_sm)
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It could be argued that if nothing else, true crime shows have been teaching all of us what NOT to do if you want to get away with it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfdli3/it_could_be_argued_that_if_nothing_else_true/ (jseyfer)
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Some shows if they haven't laughtracks, would become super unfunny, but some would become less cringey.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfdksh/some_shows_if_they_havent_laughtracks_would/ (TurtleEatingSalad)
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"You ain't gotta go to work" sounds inspiring but it's not a very good quote.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfdkd6/you_aint_gotta_go_to_work_sounds_inspiring_but/ (GhostRoboX5)
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Cigarette companies are killing their best customers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfdgqe/cigarette_companies_are_killing_their_best/ ([deleted])
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Emotions are altered states of consciousness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfdg31/emotions_are_altered_states_of_consciousness/ (Cyclotrons)
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You can't spell "mother" without "her"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfdfd2/you_cant_spell_mother_without_her/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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Chances are there's at least one dude who lived a long life and never saw the moon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfdeq2/chances_are_theres_at_least_one_dude_who_lived_a/ (Daniels_2003)
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The only reason we lose one sock is because if we lost both socks we wouldn't notice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfde2g/the_only_reason_we_lose_one_sock_is_because_if_we/ ([deleted])
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Standing outside in one place for long enough on a sunny day with no cover nor food/drink can be deadly. Doing nothing can literally kill you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfddb0/standing_outside_in_one_place_for_long_enough_on/ (tysmily)
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People grunt differently in different languages.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfdd1w/people_grunt_differently_in_different_languages/ (Uzumaki_Deku)
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Mindless scrolling is so frowned upon, but skimming through magazines was and still is quite widely accepted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfdaya/mindless_scrolling_is_so_frowned_upon_but/ (Marshall_69)
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Unsolved Mysteries is the National Enquirer of TV.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfda43/unsolved_mysteries_is_the_national_enquirer_of_tv/ (daniellrob)
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People almost always wanna know if the fruit orange was named after the colour but hardly anyone asks if violet was named after the flower or not

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfd9vw/people_almost_always_wanna_know_if_the_fruit/ (74CK)
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"Toss a Coin to Your Witcher" is the adult version of "Let It Go"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfd99t/toss_a_coin_to_your_witcher_is_the_adult_version/ (Rumpleskillsskills)
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Backwards compatibility is what caused the 737 max to crash

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfd7ma/backwards_compatibility_is_what_caused_the_737/ (ElgdFwTaP1)
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Chad Kroeger and Scott Stapp need to make a song together

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfd5yg/chad_kroeger_and_scott_stapp_need_to_make_a_song/ (rocksofiron)
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If people make fun of you for being short, take it as they're sad there isn't more of you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfd5g8/if_people_make_fun_of_you_for_being_short_take_it/ (SoyUnFracaso)
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Jupiter has so many moons that werewolves are probably always in wolf form

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfd5c6/jupiter_has_so_many_moons_that_werewolves_are/ (A_brand_new_troll)
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Orangutans are so endangered, there are almost none left in their native Ireland

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfd4g5/orangutans_are_so_endangered_there_are_almost/ (red-sector-a)
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When the sun gets closer to Earth, it heats up. When you go to a mountain peak and get closer to the sun, it cools off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfd3o2/when_the_sun_gets_closer_to_earth_it_heats_up/ (I_Am_The_Difference)
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Short people who are super buff are the French Bulldogs of the human race.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfd3mf/short_people_who_are_super_buff_are_the_french/ (steamtrekker)
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Anything a dad does is technically a father and son activity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfd20q/anything_a_dad_does_is_technically_a_father_and/ (KingMatholomewI)
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No matter how much you believe in yourself. Humans can't fly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfcz1h/no_matter_how_much_you_believe_in_yourself_humans/ (Kyu303)
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Black objects seem black, because they absorb all the light, so they are holes in our vision.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfcxkx/black_objects_seem_black_because_they_absorb_all/ (TurtleEatingSalad)
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If dogs could understand english they'd probably be traumatized

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfcx3q/if_dogs_could_understand_english_theyd_probably/ (xtadr64bit)
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A lightsabers center of gravity would stay the same whether it was turned on or off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfcvah/a_lightsabers_center_of_gravity_would_stay_the/ (TurtleTux)
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Guns make different sounds in different languages

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfcv5x/guns_make_different_sounds_in_different_languages/ (firstcruiser)
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"Thanks to you" and "No thanks to you" both have negative connotations...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfcuwe/thanks_to_you_and_no_thanks_to_you_both_have/ (zcjns)
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Junk is stuff we throw away, stuff is junk we keep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfcu1n/junk_is_stuff_we_throw_away_stuff_is_junk_we_keep/ (johnny_124)
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We are barcodes. The barcodes are us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfcttn/we_are_barcodes_the_barcodes_are_us/ (TIRedemptionIT)
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Setting a reminder on your phone is sending a message to your future self.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfcsxe/setting_a_reminder_on_your_phone_is_sending_a/ (prophylaxitive)
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The reason why sports stadiums and ancient colosseums worked so well is because of what the power of chanting can do do boost someone's power and performance

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfcs1z/the_reason_why_sports_stadiums_and_ancient/ (areyouwatchingmenow)
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Most people will share misinformation that aligns with their beliefs before admitting they don't know the answer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfcptx/most_people_will_share_misinformation_that_aligns/ (jleflar23)
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If you have long hair, you've probably had a bug crawling on your shoulders but dismissed it as your hair.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfcp1t/if_you_have_long_hair_youve_probably_had_a_bug/ (3VD)
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Since women are born with all their eggs, we are all effectively as old as multicellular life itself if you follow the maternal ancestry path from one organism to the next.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfco6m/since_women_are_born_with_all_their_eggs_we_are/ ([deleted])
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You are the owner of many extremely specific world records you haven't even thought about yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfco0b/you_are_the_owner_of_many_extremely_specific/ (I_N_C_O_M_I_N_G)
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Thanks to face masks and gloves it has never been more annoying to access your phone in public.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfcmy7/thanks_to_face_masks_and_gloves_it_has_never_been/ (GoesNumb)
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Regular hockey requires more air than air hockey.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfclms/regular_hockey_requires_more_air_than_air_hockey/ (bhaggith)
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Most people will go their entire lives without touching the inside of a lightbulb.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfckp8/most_people_will_go_their_entire_lives_without/ (bhaggith)
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Attempting to pull yourself up by the bootstraps only results in pulling your center downward.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfckfl/attempting_to_pull_yourself_up_by_the_bootstraps/ (vicky_the_farmarian)
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Baby oil is the only kind of oil not named after what it’s made from.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfck5k/baby_oil_is_the_only_kind_of_oil_not_named_after/ (LegendofPisoMojado)
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If you remove the hood from a hoodie, it's just a sweater

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfcjxn/if_you_remove_the_hood_from_a_hoodie_its_just_a/ (bhaggith)
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You know you've messed up a math problem when you have to erase vertically instead of horizontally

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfcjk5/you_know_youve_messed_up_a_math_problem_when_you/ (ShlomoCh)
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Only psychopaths eat the gross end of the banana.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfchu4/only_psychopaths_eat_the_gross_end_of_the_banana/ (Nolan-)
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We can consider ourselves lucky that the initials of JFK weren‘t JFC.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfcgdi/we_can_consider_ourselves_lucky_that_the_initials/ (liinexy)
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You know exactly how Siri, Alexa, and Cortana sound that your mind reads comments made about their response in their respective voices

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfcgcw/you_know_exactly_how_siri_alexa_and_cortana_sound/ (EightBitMemory)
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MacGyver could have been much more effective with Gorilla Tape than he was with Duct Tape.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfcg1e/macgyver_could_have_been_much_more_effective_with/ (Ron_Fuckin_Swanson)
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In The Simpsons universe, Itchy & Scratchy is live action/hyper realistic. It's hyper realistic gore porn for children.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfcfw7/in_the_simpsons_universe_itchy_scratchy_is_live/ (Noodle_mcgee)
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The most frightening films are documentaries.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfcfhj/the_most_frightening_films_are_documentaries/ (parke1zj)
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Its actually surprising how much we name things after the noise it makes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfcdq7/its_actually_surprising_how_much_we_name_things/ (ForeverGing3r)
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If dogs have a quite whine/growl, and a loud bark, then do they have normal voice?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfccth/if_dogs_have_a_quite_whinegrowl_and_a_loud_bark/ (PLAYR13777)
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The phrases "sandwiched together" or "sandwiched between" wouldn't make any sense before the 18th century.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfccfw/the_phrases_sandwiched_together_or_sandwiched/ (RotaryEnginePhone)
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Ancient Greeks came to idealize small penises because many men were sore about having to grow up in pederastic relationships.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfcapf/ancient_greeks_came_to_idealize_small_penises/ (CivilizedNewt)
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It must have sucked being the person sitting behind Andre the giant during the film premiere of The Princess Bride

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfc9z1/it_must_have_sucked_being_the_person_sitting/ (_DragonBlade_)
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A person talks only as loud as they can hear themselves clearly when talking to others!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfc9ae/a_person_talks_only_as_loud_as_they_can_hear/ (vraoz)
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People trying to make badass tiktoks with clever comebacks look like they're winning an imaginary argument in the shower

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfc89u/people_trying_to_make_badass_tiktoks_with_clever/ (dogfucksblanket)
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As you go deeper into the ocean the water will start becoming colder and at some point start becoming hotter again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfc7un/as_you_go_deeper_into_the_ocean_the_water_will/ (Frants416)
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While he has a fantastic voice, nobody wants their life story narrated by Keith Morrison

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfc723/while_he_has_a_fantastic_voice_nobody_wants_their/ (Rusty_shakle_ford)
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Cracking the knuckles and back is more relaxing than after the cracking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfc70y/cracking_the_knuckles_and_back_is_more_relaxing/ (1nterestinglyb0ring)
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If humans had tails, we probably never would have domesticated cats.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfc6xl/if_humans_had_tails_we_probably_never_would_have/ (pmorgan726)
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Anything is pixel art with enough zoom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfc59q/anything_is_pixel_art_with_enough_zoom/ (Felipe_Silva_)
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When Spider-Man play video games it feels way more laggy than us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfc55w/when_spiderman_play_video_games_it_feels_way_more/ (I_am_Groot69)
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Lots of people know Peter Jackson, the director of the Lord of the Rings, But almost nobody knows who directed any of the Harry Potter movies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfc54q/lots_of_people_know_peter_jackson_the_director_of/ (BooRocknRoll)
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You could kill every resident in guerro texas in one day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfc4sk/you_could_kill_every_resident_in_guerro_texas_in/ (hope-this-anit-taken)
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A bottomless pit insinuates that there are infinite resources to form said pit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfc3xv/a_bottomless_pit_insinuates_that_there_are/ (dankpenguin69)
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Italy is a one hit wonder of empires but boy did they hit it out of the park with Rome

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfc3c3/italy_is_a_one_hit_wonder_of_empires_but_boy_did/ (fireflyemperor)
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The oldest picture of you is also the youngest picture of you and vice versa

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfby5i/the_oldest_picture_of_you_is_also_the_youngest/ (letmesniffcattoes)
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A blind man with great intuition has a 6th sense, even though he only has 5 senses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfbxnu/a_blind_man_with_great_intuition_has_a_6th_sense/ (RigorMortis76)
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You’ve got the whole world under your feet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfbw5l/youve_got_the_whole_world_under_your_feet/ (SebVettel5)
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Scratch is the most versatile ingredient.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfbw10/scratch_is_the_most_versatile_ingredient/ (armedwithafriend)
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You need a college degree to become a cop, yet police training teaches everything you need to know for the job

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfbvcr/you_need_a_college_degree_to_become_a_cop_yet/ (IMissFreedom)
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Your opinion of a co-worker drastically changes after they schedule a meeting during lunch or after 4.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfbuzb/your_opinion_of_a_coworker_drastically_changes/ (JoeFas)
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Firefighters have empathy, cops are aggressive so they would actually be better at the other's jobs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfbt31/firefighters_have_empathy_cops_are_aggressive_so/ (heykarlll)
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You can pronounce anything perfectly in your head; it’s your mouth that struggles to keep up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfbskh/you_can_pronounce_anything_perfectly_in_your_head/ (ruziskey2283)
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It would probably make more of an impact if people stopped saying "a black man was shot" and just said "a man was shot."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfbsgm/it_would_probably_make_more_of_an_impact_if/ (sporadicjesus)
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When you think about baked beans, you automatically assume the beans are in a tomato sauce despite no mention of the sauce they are in

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfbpls/when_you_think_about_baked_beans_you/ (mantistobogganxo)
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Dry Hate is an anagram for Hydrate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfbp6v/dry_hate_is_an_anagram_for_hydrate/ (ChecksUsernames)
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3% chance sounds much smaller than 1/33 chance, even though these are virtually the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfbm4y/3_chance_sounds_much_smaller_than_133_chance_even/ (JustCallMeZ3ro)
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Love is eating the burnt pancakes so someone else can have the good ones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfbk2r/love_is_eating_the_burnt_pancakes_so_someone_else/ (concretador)
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Nobody knows exactly when but sometime ago somebody decided it's disrespectful to wear hats indoors and everybody just went with it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfbjoc/nobody_knows_exactly_when_but_sometime_ago/ (Tauf23)
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Hammer Head Sharks must have been really happy when Humans invented hammers...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfbiwx/hammer_head_sharks_must_have_been_really_happy/ (DJBusinessCake)
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You probably know someone that knows someone that, through a chain of people, one of them has met the leader of your nation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfbiit/you_probably_know_someone_that_knows_someone_that/ (RealAmpwich)
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Getting ghosted sounds way cooler than what it actually is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfbg1i/getting_ghosted_sounds_way_cooler_than_what_it/ (Suprovation)
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If we all stop paying taxes, we wouldn’t go to prison as prisons are funded by taxes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfbd9t/if_we_all_stop_paying_taxes_we_wouldnt_go_to/ (Wauwaiiiiiii)
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Censoring eyes helps to cover identity but wearing sunglasses rarely makes a difference.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfbctm/censoring_eyes_helps_to_cover_identity_but/ (Slim_Python)
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Paranoia is normally associated with the state of mind of the person experiencing it. In reality, the difference between paranoia and justified concern has nothing to do with the person but rather outside influences.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfbb4d/paranoia_is_normally_associated_with_the_state_of/ (mdsram)
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People hate the media, yet often watch the news

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfb8dj/people_hate_the_media_yet_often_watch_the_news/ (IMissFreedom)
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Bad luck and good luck are exactly the same thing, it just depends on whether or not it benefits you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfb870/bad_luck_and_good_luck_are_exactly_the_same_thing/ (Yah-ThnPat-Thn)
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People that are wearing their masks improperly below their nose/mouth are taking up a valuable piece of PPE for those who may need it on the front line and use it properly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfb641/people_that_are_wearing_their_masks_improperly/ (tricksovertreats)
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If a program says that "an unexpected error has occurred" then it implies that there are expected errors in the program

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfb5om/if_a_program_says_that_an_unexpected_error_has/ (TheMultiuniverse)
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If dogs are the product of domesticating ferocious wolves over thousands of years to make them loyal and obedient, imagine how awful children must have been a few millennia ago.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfb4u8/if_dogs_are_the_product_of_domesticating/ (chrmon2)
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Our hard disks with all our backups will be like treasures for archaeologists a few hundred years later

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfb4g7/our_hard_disks_with_all_our_backups_will_be_like/ (islandidol)
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No one will care how long it is if they enjoy the performance. Referring, of course, to a play.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfb4el/no_one_will_care_how_long_it_is_if_they_enjoy_the/ (jDubbaYo)
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Different parts of the world using different date combinations (DD/MM/YYYY or MM/DD/YYYY) is going to really confuse the one to find old proof of humanity's existence when we are long gone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfb4di/different_parts_of_the_world_using_different_date/ (Huckleberry_Schorsch)
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There is no evolutionary reason to avoid painful deaths

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfb3y9/there_is_no_evolutionary_reason_to_avoid_painful/ (danhoang1)
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The percentage of people that don’t admit it when they’re wrong is probably higher than the percentage of people that admit they are wrong when they are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfb2z8/the_percentage_of_people_that_dont_admit_it_when/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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Kiwis are fruit falafels

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfb2ts/kiwis_are_fruit_falafels/ (i-am-r00t)
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A lot of things considered “cool” are things that are either unsafe or unhealthy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfb2oy/a_lot_of_things_considered_cool_are_things_that/ (Kiss_my_asthma69)
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While trying to grab something when the water tap is on, temporarily holding hand under it even though one is not using feels less wrong than just letting the tap run.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfb12j/while_trying_to_grab_something_when_the_water_tap/ (Jewyourfood)
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when you’re drinking beer, the beer is getting drunk too

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfazm4/when_youre_drinking_beer_the_beer_is_getting/ (johan_staal)
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You might never wear a certain combination of your clothes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfazhw/you_might_never_wear_a_certain_combination_of/ (HaiseScrub)
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you can tell an arrogant and ignorant person that they're both of those things and it will change nothing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfayjs/you_can_tell_an_arrogant_and_ignorant_person_that/ (and_a_side_of_fries)
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If you're an identical twin, you can't test if a kid is yours or your brothers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfawyk/if_youre_an_identical_twin_you_cant_test_if_a_kid/ (qlt_sfw)
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If a pregnant women dies, she has to fight her baby in the gulag

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfawqq/if_a_pregnant_women_dies_she_has_to_fight_her/ (Gabep66)
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Bread is evidence that yeast infections in the right situation aren't always bad

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfavwg/bread_is_evidence_that_yeast_infections_in_the/ (TheLawnStink)
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A username becomes available when it's not available in the database of a website/online game

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfavqr/a_username_becomes_available_when_its_not/ ([deleted])
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If buttons and zippers are hardware, then cloth and fabrics are software.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfavlh/if_buttons_and_zippers_are_hardware_then_cloth/ (themasterlythrower)
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An audio file of someone shitting is a stool sample

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfaup9/an_audio_file_of_someone_shitting_is_a_stool/ (Jacqu3SkardasheV)
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Social media would have failed if infinite scroll didn’t exist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfatp3/social_media_would_have_failed_if_infinite_scroll/ (____okay)
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If you could somehow avoid having a birth certificate and not have any recordings of you then there wouldn’t be any accurate proof of you existing besides eye witnesses unless you hid from people also

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfatp1/if_you_could_somehow_avoid_having_a_birth/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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Spider-Man might be the only person who could unite the Crips and Bloods, as he wears both of the gang’s colours

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfarju/spiderman_might_be_the_only_person_who_could/ (stovvers)
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All birds kind of look like their Naruto running.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfaqyi/all_birds_kind_of_look_like_their_naruto_running/ (samuraislider)
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Putting a Do Not Disturb tag on your hotel room door all but guarantees that no one will find your body until after you were supposed to check out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfaqit/putting_a_do_not_disturb_tag_on_your_hotel_room/ (mrbignaughtyboy)
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Alice in Wonderland is technically an Isekai

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfaptz/alice_in_wonderland_is_technically_an_isekai/ (Sk8rboi0247)
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A mechanical toothbrush with a dead battery can still be used to get the job done.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfapqx/a_mechanical_toothbrush_with_a_dead_battery_can/ (threetwone321)
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It's not about who brake-checked who, it's that we're are interacting with one another again - and that's beautiful.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfaop7/its_not_about_who_brakechecked_who_its_that_were/ (UnusualWind5)
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Chickens are probably the saddest creatures on earth, they are the biggest victims of child abduction by far.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfaojm/chickens_are_probably_the_saddest_creatures_on/ (Shadowislost)
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Every possible musical note has already been played, the order of them is what makes music unique.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfao4y/every_possible_musical_note_has_already_been/ ([deleted])
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The longer social media is around the more it changes from children embarassing their parents to parents embarassing their children

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfanz9/the_longer_social_media_is_around_the_more_it/ (mrknowitnothingatall)
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It’s been two decades since the Willenium.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfans2/its_been_two_decades_since_the_willenium/ (ToneThugsNHarmony)
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There is no place better and worse than Florida.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfanma/there_is_no_place_better_and_worse_than_florida/ (Thatsthedetonat-)
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It takes 8 hours rest to rub away the fatigue of 8+ hours of work

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfanca/it_takes_8_hours_rest_to_rub_away_the_fatigue_of/ (Haelstrom101)
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According to Marvel, and DC, having your parents die makes you a better person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfamq0/according_to_marvel_and_dc_having_your_parents/ (Beffeff_)
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If there was a race of sentient plants, they would probably think it is pretty barbaric that we mow our lawns and prune trees/shrubs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfamc8/if_there_was_a_race_of_sentient_plants_they_would/ (acutedisorder)
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If you loose something it’s always gonna be the last place you look

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfam9f/if_you_loose_something_its_always_gonna_be_the/ (ShreksMassiveDong)
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Social power is exponential since the more you have the easier it is to get.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfakvp/social_power_is_exponential_since_the_more_you/ (MaldingMadman)
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Food is easily the most valuable thing you can possess, yet it's easier to get than gold and diamonds, which are useless to your survival.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfakv4/food_is_easily_the_most_valuable_thing_you_can/ (xxXMrDarknessXxx)
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someone said that "lets put banana peel to the floor so the man can slide and fall off" and everyone just agreed that banana peel is slippery.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfakuc/someone_said_that_lets_put_banana_peel_to_the/ (Rami431)
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One of the perks of being "on the fence" about something is that you have a pretty decent overview of both sides

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfah9j/one_of_the_perks_of_being_on_the_fence_about/ (schtuff01)
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People get into arguments online because it fulfills that fantasy everyone has of winning an imaginary argument in our heads.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfagwl/people_get_into_arguments_online_because_it/ (uphigh_ontheside)
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If you cut all your hair off, it will be one less thing to worry about

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfagtu/if_you_cut_all_your_hair_off_it_will_be_one_less/ (rnielsen776)
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We're always high on air.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfagpg/were_always_high_on_air/ (fordcortinagirl)
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Anyone could attend a convention with no costume and accurately be Cosplaying Mystique

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfaf5u/anyone_could_attend_a_convention_with_no_costume/ (mutantandproud95)
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When we sleep, we enter noice cancelling mode.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfaepi/when_we_sleep_we_enter_noice_cancelling_mode/ (a_bag_of_jellybeans)
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The people who believe it’s a businesses right to not make a LGBT wedding cake are probably the same people upset at Costco for mask requirements.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfadpp/the_people_who_believe_its_a_businesses_right_to/ (pulpmill)
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Birds can lift themselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfadnn/birds_can_lift_themselves/ (katsu_kare_raisu)
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One day, we’ll probably tell our kids and grandkids about how people used to blow air from their mouths onto a birthday cake before everyone ate it, and it’ll seem barbaric.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfacg5/one_day_well_probably_tell_our_kids_and_grandkids/ (jbr0ad)
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You’ll never be in an empty room

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfabj2/youll_never_be_in_an_empty_room/ (Peterback)
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Han Solo completed the famous Kessel Run in a record-breaking 12 parsecs. One parsecs is 3.26 light years. Even with the hyper space engine, it would have taken him around 40 years to complete it. That's half his life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfabhl/han_solo_completed_the_famous_kessel_run_in_a/ (saturn2195)
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Every possible musical note has already been played, the order of them is what makes music unique.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfabc1/every_possible_musical_note_has_already_been/ ([deleted])
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Phone notifications or ringtones in songs could be the new police sirens

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfa9qn/phone_notifications_or_ringtones_in_songs_could/ (Jayzore)
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if the governemnt finds oil in your backyard, its their property, if they find drugs in your backyard, its your property.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfa9am/if_the_governemnt_finds_oil_in_your_backyard_its/ (LaloGalo7682)
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Contrary to every mad parent, flipping the light switch up and down fast never broke anything, except a kid's happiness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfa7yp/contrary_to_every_mad_parent_flipping_the_light/ (Isntitabouttime69)
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In a century or so, kids will not think the world before their parents were black and white

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfa48g/in_a_century_or_so_kids_will_not_think_the_world/ (Banjo_boyo)
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Every visible footage is raw, because it hasn't been cooked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfa1on/every_visible_footage_is_raw_because_it_hasnt/ (Trollsaur91251)
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Dogs are acoustic wolves, and puppies are ukeleles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfa0yu/dogs_are_acoustic_wolves_and_puppies_are_ukeleles/ (CK_52)
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The one knife you use to cut everything is either really popular amongst the knives, or a source for bitter jealousy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gfa0tx/the_one_knife_you_use_to_cut_everything_is_either/ (Shadowfaxxy)
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If you touch your phone in the right places, a pizza will appear at your door

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf9zpj/if_you_touch_your_phone_in_the_right_places_a/ (TobbieDatBoi)
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You can tell if someone is having a bad if when their favorite song comes on, they don’t sing along

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf9zb8/you_can_tell_if_someone_is_having_a_bad_if_when/ (coffee-squirrel)
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If nobody ever invented any type of calendar system, we wouldn’t really know how old anyone is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf9z97/if_nobody_ever_invented_any_type_of_calendar/ (ArcanumFish)
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There can never be a one sided dice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf9z6e/there_can_never_be_a_one_sided_dice/ (kdnrhaodmwlwjdkelf-d)
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If videos of livestock animals doing dog or cat-like things were more popular, there would probably be more vegans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf9ynp/if_videos_of_livestock_animals_doing_dog_or/ (bongozimbabwe)
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There are probably a lot of Life Pro Tips that can’t be shared because they are not readily explainable or polite to talk about.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf9xsz/there_are_probably_a_lot_of_life_pro_tips_that/ (HiFiGuy197)
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Someone's phone number probably spells cheese and they're not aware of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf9wlr/someones_phone_number_probably_spells_cheese_and/ (luckydragonwolf)
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The first cannibal took a risk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf9wfr/the_first_cannibal_took_a_risk/ (Jamesbond10000)
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We only ever wish someone happy birthday never happy life as if we only celebrate their birth then let them suffer for the rest of their life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf9t70/we_only_ever_wish_someone_happy_birthday_never/ (hikikomori9599)
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If you watched a great show while so drunk you forgot it, you could watch it as many times as you want without getting bored of it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf9rma/if_you_watched_a_great_show_while_so_drunk_you/ (psychedelicsocieteen)
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If time proves you right, you were wrong most of the time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf9pci/if_time_proves_you_right_you_were_wrong_most_of/ (Txaber)
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If your age in on the clock, you're too young for the cock.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf9p30/if_your_age_in_on_the_clock_youre_too_young_for/ (GhostRoboX5)
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Depictions of skull usually are meant to be scary, adding a tongue makes them just silly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf9nrc/depictions_of_skull_usually_are_meant_to_be_scary/ (MCUltraRetarded)
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Pineapple is the only known source in nature of the enzyme Bromelain. Bromelain actually breaks down proteins so when you eat pineapple, it's eating you back!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf9nod/pineapple_is_the_only_known_source_in_nature_of/ (onemanapocalypse1528)
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If insects had our intelligence they would probably think we're immortal, since very few of them ever saw one of us perish, and hundreds of insect generations would have passed in our lifetime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf9m9k/if_insects_had_our_intelligence_they_would/ (GhostRoboX5)
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Diaries have a deeper meaning when the owner is dead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf9lbc/diaries_have_a_deeper_meaning_when_the_owner_is/ (FinnMertensHair)
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People are not alone in feeling lonely.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf9koj/people_are_not_alone_in_feeling_lonely/ (keisangi)
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“I saw you the other day” is fine. “I [insert any other of your senses] you the other day” is rude, sexual or just inappropriate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf9kmk/i_saw_you_the_other_day_is_fine_i_insert_any/ (roastedtoperfection)
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If we sit on our Vodoo dolls , we all could never stand up again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf9jtk/if_we_sit_on_our_vodoo_dolls_we_all_could_never/ (Praful_Raya)
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We are use to see people dance crazy on music videos....but if we dance like that at clubs people ask if we are on drugs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf9jp8/we_are_use_to_see_people_dance_crazy_on_music/ (ComradeDIG)
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There too many people who don’t know the difference between boredom and nothing to do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf9jlv/there_too_many_people_who_dont_know_the/ (MacMan1233)
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'Stop acting, get your act together' is a sentence that makes sense

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf9jcl/stop_acting_get_your_act_together_is_a_sentence/ (bouchy75)
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We have pooped in the house more than our pets have.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf9hun/we_have_pooped_in_the_house_more_than_our_pets/ (jacksnyders)
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Someone has probably come up with a revolutionary idea right before falling asleep and forgetting it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf9fnm/someone_has_probably_come_up_with_a_revolutionary/ (TwistDMoose)
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People who drink coffee and tea think of caffeine as energy, and people who don't consume caffeine think of food as energy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf9edm/people_who_drink_coffee_and_tea_think_of_caffeine/ (CallMeMillano)
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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf9del/artificial_intelligence_is_no_match_for_natural/ (AustralianCanadian)
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The human race didn’t fight there way to the top of the food chain just to become vegetarian.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf9bl7/the_human_race_didnt_fight_there_way_to_the_top/ (AustralianCanadian)
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If voodoo dolls actually worked then it would also work on animals with hair/fur rather than only humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf9b7m/if_voodoo_dolls_actually_worked_then_it_would/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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Usually, girls don’t know how to respond to an insult because they’re only used to compliments from their girl friends, while guys don’t know how to respond to a compliment because they’re only used to insults from their guy friends.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf9a6s/usually_girls_dont_know_how_to_respond_to_an/ (riceondrugs)
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Comas are death being too shy to end you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf97ni/comas_are_death_being_too_shy_to_end_you/ (xKastroFromMc)
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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf97ca/to_steal_ideas_from_one_person_is_plagiarism_to/ (AustralianCanadian)
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Commonly in movies or TV you either know something the characters don't or the characters know something you don't. Both are equally as insufferable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf970j/commonly_in_movies_or_tv_you_either_know/ (Frog859)
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You’ve probably heard that 1,000 is (debatably) the first number with an “a” in it, but guess what’s special about the number 8.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf96ih/youve_probably_heard_that_1000_is_debatably_the/ (milleniumfalconlover)
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just because someone came up with it before you, if you had no idea or never seen it then you invented it, just not first

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf96gp/just_because_someone_came_up_with_it_before_you/ (the_turt)
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Lots of people are proud of terrible tattoos.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf96f1/lots_of_people_are_proud_of_terrible_tattoos/ (showmethembonespls)
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There’s a point in life when you wake up one morning and realize you have more yesterdays than tomorrows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf95ou/theres_a_point_in_life_when_you_wake_up_one/ (Jalbion)
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The show “Westworld” is a really long and unflattering “Let’s Play” video for the park

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf95d6/the_show_westworld_is_a_really_long_and/ (CumboJumbo)
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No matter the level of dumb, men typically think a hot girl is right.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf950i/no_matter_the_level_of_dumb_men_typically_think_a/ (John_Wick_Detroit)
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Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf92o4/evening_news_is_where_they_begin_with_good/ (AustralianCanadian)
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The fact that every country is having an Army is that, eventhough every country come to a common understanding that they won’t attack each other and therefore dismiss their army, there might be a country who will use the situation and attack others and gain their land.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf92lu/the_fact_that_every_country_is_having_an_army_is/ (Syed-Ashik)
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Cliche prison uniforms have gone from black and white striped to orange.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf9242/cliche_prison_uniforms_have_gone_from_black_and/ (GhostRoboX5)
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Parallel lines have so much in common, it's a shame they will never meet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf91oe/parallel_lines_have_so_much_in_common_its_a_shame/ ([deleted])
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The existence of lifejackets implies there are deathjackets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf91ao/the_existence_of_lifejackets_implies_there_are/ ([deleted])
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The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf907s/the_early_bird_might_get_the_worm_but_the_second/ (AustralianCanadian)
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf8xn5/knowledge_is_knowing_a_tomato_is_a_fruit_wisdom/ (AustralianCanadian)
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A 2 star review is more credible than a one star review

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf8wvt/a_2_star_review_is_more_credible_than_a_one_star/ (dranowg)
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If we can’t trust the internet, then what were taught over zoom is untrustworthy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf8vmw/if_we_cant_trust_the_internet_then_what_were/ (Gr0gn4kTh3B4rb4r14n)
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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf8v7z/we_live_in_a_society_where_pizza_gets_to_your/ (AustralianCanadian)
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Lances are spears for hipsters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf8un4/lances_are_spears_for_hipsters/ (FreezeYOURfunctions)
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Some relatives (mainly uncles and aunts) think they are close enough to criticize you but you are not close enough to critize them back.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf8ty7/some_relatives_mainly_uncles_and_aunts_think_they/ (fesasso)
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When you watch a 3 hour movie, it feels like a whole evening. When you run a 3 hour marathon, it feels like a whole day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf8tup/when_you_watch_a_3_hour_movie_it_feels_like_a/ (KevinK15)
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If you could make someone younger again we would have teenagers acting and speaking like old people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf8tuc/if_you_could_make_someone_younger_again_we_would/ (jopu22)
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When you are drawing in MSPaint, your hand becomes the finger

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf8t3c/when_you_are_drawing_in_mspaint_your_hand_becomes/ (LogicalEarth)
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Camera lenses are circular yet we get a square image as an output.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf8t06/camera_lenses_are_circular_yet_we_get_a_square/ (Avoma)
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Kim Jong Un dead is accurate if you remove the space after Un

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf8q52/kim_jong_un_dead_is_accurate_if_you_remove_the/ (daarthVapor)
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The antonym of opposite is synonym and the synonym for antonym is opposite.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf8p4l/the_antonym_of_opposite_is_synonym_and_the/ (ShadowStrike2)
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We all just assume Chewbaka has a giant penis

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf8oj1/we_all_just_assume_chewbaka_has_a_giant_penis/ (mrcharlesboyle)
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Cavemen are considered the most stupid people, but also the smartest people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf8oda/cavemen_are_considered_the_most_stupid_people_but/ (northstar182028)
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If a toy in Toy Story died, the humans wouldn't know and the other toys would have to watch the humans play with a corpse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf8mef/if_a_toy_in_toy_story_died_the_humans_wouldnt/ ([deleted])
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When you buy a very fluffy croissant, you end up buying air in a bread container

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf8ln7/when_you_buy_a_very_fluffy_croissant_you_end_up/ (Money_dragon)
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Mosquitoes are an IRL human counter-pick

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf8gsh/mosquitoes_are_an_irl_human_counterpick/ (Tombomb422)
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The show suits is a lighthearted depiction of the framing and exploitation of Louis Litt

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf8gns/the_show_suits_is_a_lighthearted_depiction_of_the/ (ValidatingUsername)
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There is no "common sense" class. No one even mastered it yet!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf8eq2/there_is_no_common_sense_class_no_one_even/ (ToastWithNaomi)
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If tomatoes are a fruit, then ketchup is a jam.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf8dv2/if_tomatoes_are_a_fruit_then_ketchup_is_a_jam/ (michael1808)
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Drug cartels are an MLM.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf8cfg/drug_cartels_are_an_mlm/ (anonoman925)
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Nothing in life really matter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf8c7m/nothing_in_life_really_matter/ (NGBNM)
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When you try to lose weight, you have to stop being a slave to food and laziness, but have to be a slave to exercising and/or discipline

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf87zd/when_you_try_to_lose_weight_you_have_to_stop/ (Kickenbless)
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Knowledge leads to confidence, but the more you know, the more you know that you don't know almost anything and you don't feel so confident because of that.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf86jc/knowledge_leads_to_confidence_but_the_more_you/ (Labia_Lipstick)
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Misspelling has become so common that we hardy even notice it anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf85la/misspelling_has_become_so_common_that_we_hardy/ (high-and-seek)
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Nightmares have switched from not having pants on in public to being without a face mask in public.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf84ux/nightmares_have_switched_from_not_having_pants_on/ (mikermatos)
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Phobias are allergies of the brain

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf847l/phobias_are_allergies_of_the_brain/ (peksior)
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The longer you work, the more relaxing it is to go to bed at the end of the day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf81oj/the_longer_you_work_the_more_relaxing_it_is_to_go/ (GhostRoboX5)
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Deaf people might think in their own language.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf80uo/deaf_people_might_think_in_their_own_language/ (Mememanofcanada)
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All candles are technically scented candles, they’re just smoke scented.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf7ytp/all_candles_are_technically_scented_candles/ (xXCapistranoXx)
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It’s comforting to think about all the jobs you don’t do, and all that stress you won’t ever have to deal with.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf7y5u/its_comforting_to_think_about_all_the_jobs_you/ (_Spin_Cycle_)
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With everyone wearing masks concealing their faces and yawns being ‘contagious’ by observation, there’s going to be a lot less yawning going forward

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf7xag/with_everyone_wearing_masks_concealing_their/ (marlon_33)
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When you realize Tom's best and only friend is actually Jerry...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf7x2a/when_you_realize_toms_best_and_only_friend_is/ (somnolentsaint)
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Little red riding hood is probably the very first vore fanfiction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf7w7x/little_red_riding_hood_is_probably_the_very_first/ (MalbanaKwaly)
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We don’t pronounce years in our head, we just look at them and then read the next word.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf7vew/we_dont_pronounce_years_in_our_head_we_just_look/ (pasta-with-no-sauce)
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A standing man has no lap.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf7uzi/a_standing_man_has_no_lap/ (Gearheart999)
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You can't control who you fall in love with. It's something that just kind of happens to you. Then you can't stop thinking about that other person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf7ure/you_cant_control_who_you_fall_in_love_with_its/ (karma-enigma)
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The antonym of opposite is antonym whereas synonym has no synonym

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf7t9e/the_antonym_of_opposite_is_antonym_whereas/ ([deleted])
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In 20 years, most people will probably only know what a VHS or Casette tape is from jokes about those things instead of actually owning them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf7t0w/in_20_years_most_people_will_probably_only_know/ (NuclearSquid74)
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A child could single handedly take down the make a wish company by saying, "I wish to not die a virgin"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf7t0h/a_child_could_single_handedly_take_down_the_make/ (loopylazy77)
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If you only have one eye, you don't have the ability to wink.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf7ssh/if_you_only_have_one_eye_you_dont_have_the/ (Gearheart999)
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In elementary math, knowing the 12x12 multiplication table is key. In middle school, you need to be able to do operations. In high school, it's just a matter of how well you remember formulas.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf7sjo/in_elementary_math_knowing_the_12x12/ (GhostRoboX5)
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If you have never shaved you have only ever had one beard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf7roh/if_you_have_never_shaved_you_have_only_ever_had/ (GregDemiraclewhip)
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When you boil water in a pot, the pot is heating the water. Once the water is boiling, the water is cooling the pot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf7rbh/when_you_boil_water_in_a_pot_the_pot_is_heating/ (Gangsterfield)
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We won’t in fact be getting through this together. We’ll be getting through this apart.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf7qem/we_wont_in_fact_be_getting_through_this_together/ (QuiteMaybeOfYou)
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Fear can come from either uncertainty, or inevitability.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf7q8u/fear_can_come_from_either_uncertainty_or/ (chaosglory626)
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Some of us have showered with the exact same water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf7mu9/some_of_us_have_showered_with_the_exact_same_water/ (Karlo19999)
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Even when you have rid your mind of all thoughts you are having thoughts of not having thoughts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf7ltl/even_when_you_have_rid_your_mind_of_all_thoughts/ (whoami13072003)
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we'll never get watch our favorite TV shows again without knowing what happens next and that is pretty devastating to think about sometimes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf7lqd/well_never_get_watch_our_favorite_tv_shows_again/ (and_a_side_of_fries)
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With all of these brick and mortar businesses shutting down, office buildings and malls could be a great source of affordable housing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf7lox/with_all_of_these_brick_and_mortar_businesses/ (NaveZlof)
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You could have caused a animal to go extinct if you ever killed a random bug

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf7l4s/you_could_have_caused_a_animal_to_go_extinct_if/ (Phobia---)
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We have never seen a crane being built, they just appear out of nowhere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf7l4k/we_have_never_seen_a_crane_being_built_they_just/ (lazar_cirovic03)
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Sleep is so magical you sleep at 1 am and suddenly 12 hours have passed and you have missed your school bus.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf7kj2/sleep_is_so_magical_you_sleep_at_1_am_and/ (whoami13072003)
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Women can make vegan cheese using their breast milk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf7jax/women_can_make_vegan_cheese_using_their_breast/ ([deleted])
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Most things we throw into the dust bin only become unhygienic after they go in

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf7ita/most_things_we_throw_into_the_dust_bin_only/ (Tecr)
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mike myers never played michael myers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf7ifs/mike_myers_never_played_michael_myers/ (blue4029)
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Mathematics allows us to bypass certain constraints on our mortality.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf7ht1/mathematics_allows_us_to_bypass_certain/ (Shipnutz)
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On a black-and-white television, a commercial for a colored television is actually a commercial for a black-and-white television.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf7h4e/on_a_blackandwhite_television_a_commercial_for_a/ (GreyDichotomy)
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Barn Owls must’ve been happy when humans invented barns.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf7gvk/barn_owls_mustve_been_happy_when_humans_invented/ (SharkPouch)
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There is nothing more stress inducing for both parties like being taught math by a parent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf7f3s/there_is_nothing_more_stress_inducing_for_both/ (YYCchatterbox)
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Face ID was great until we all started wearing face masks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf7e6o/face_id_was_great_until_we_all_started_wearing/ (Spballer21)
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All lamps are glow in the dark

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf7cr8/all_lamps_are_glow_in_the_dark/ (Hossayn)
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Everyone talks about the light at the end of the tunnel, but never mention actually reaching the station.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf7c0g/everyone_talks_about_the_light_at_the_end_of_the/ (dohpaz42)
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The whole “sleep is for the weak” notion is not true because falling asleep during these times is not easy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf7acc/the_whole_sleep_is_for_the_weak_notion_is_not/ (HarveySteakfries)
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In 50 years most people will have access to a technology we can't imagine, and most of them will be unable to imagine life without it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf79nz/in_50_years_most_people_will_have_access_to_a/ (Username_Tim)
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John D Rockefeller made an average of $400,000 an hour during his working life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf78g4/john_d_rockefeller_made_an_average_of_400000_an/ (BasicRedditor1997)
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It's scarier to wait for the toast to come out of the toaster when we pay attention to it than doing something to keep yourself busy while waiting for it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf76j2/its_scarier_to_wait_for_the_toast_to_come_out_of/ (The_Legendary_Yeeter)
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Stepping on unplugged electrical plugs is childless adult version of stepping on legos.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf75t6/stepping_on_unplugged_electrical_plugs_is/ (stoned-de-dun-dun)
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Sometimes comparison is the polar opposite of motivation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf75pl/sometimes_comparison_is_the_polar_opposite_of/ (alkalibenzene)
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It is really difficult for a guy using specs to know if there is some kind of small damage to the frame

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf75cd/it_is_really_difficult_for_a_guy_using_specs_to/ (levi876)
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Most of us have probably never seen our dads cry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf73ja/most_of_us_have_probably_never_seen_our_dads_cry/ (Pysmatia)
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You cannot see your own face

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf71vj/you_cannot_see_your_own_face/ (I-4BDN-OG)
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It is difficult for a guy/girl using specs to know if some kind of small damage happens to his/her specs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf70wq/it_is_difficult_for_a_guygirl_using_specs_to_know/ (levi876)
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In Star Wars, there's so many droids with highly advanced AI, but most/all vehicles aren't autonomous

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf70vp/in_star_wars_theres_so_many_droids_with_highly/ (thegraveyardismyhome)
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If you told a random dude from a thousand years ago that everyone ate chicken and it was a super common food he would probably think the future is amazing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf6yil/if_you_told_a_random_dude_from_a_thousand_years/ (peeinhaler123-)
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You can always simplify complex things and complicate simple things

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gf6xdz/you_can_always_simplify_complex_things_and/ (LyingAssurer)
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If you put root beer in a square glass it becomes beer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gex05t/if_you_put_root_beer_in_a_square_glass_it_becomes/ (AustralianCanadian)
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People are saying that wearing a mask infringes on their freedoms. When not having the right to wear a mask is where a lot of distopian stories actually begin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gewgsk/people_are_saying_that_wearing_a_mask_infringes/ (TheCourier05)
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Everyone’s shit themselves at least once since birth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/geuo2f/everyones_shit_themselves_at_least_once_since/ (Astolfo42)
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People think gay guys like to have anal sex when most gay guys don't have sex

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gesebw/people_think_gay_guys_like_to_have_anal_sex_when/ (IMissFreedom)
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You can develop a fefish for *anything* if you masturbate while thinking about it long enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ges22h/you_can_develop_a_fefish_for_anything_if_you/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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Ancient cavemen probably never got to see the backs of their own heads

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/geqyq1/ancient_cavemen_probably_never_got_to_see_the/ (CMSlicer)
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Stop snorting essential oils.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gepoe5/stop_snorting_essential_oils/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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Animals like peacocks are mostly known for their sexual behaviors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gepbqr/animals_like_peacocks_are_mostly_known_for_their/ (Cboss777)
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breathing with both nosetrails open is a rare experience that you forgot the feeling of

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/genzkt/breathing_with_both_nosetrails_open_is_a_rare/ (BallyGlob)
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smelling is air tasting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/geny2q/smelling_is_air_tasting/ (uraboomer_)
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The human race is probably a specifically bred species by a vastly superior organism like how bacteria is to us and the stars are probably incubators.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/genxtu/the_human_race_is_probably_a_specifically_bred/ (handofmaradona)
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You’ll never live long enough to know every single person in your city

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/genwus/youll_never_live_long_enough_to_know_every_single/ (TheDarkDucks)
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No no, he's got a point.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/genuzj/no_no_hes_got_a_point/ (MessengerofPeace123)
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In movies, before one character shoots someone, they always intimidate the other person by cocking their handgun. Cocking a handgun makes it ready to fire, so before the person cocked it they were aiming at someone with a gun that could not be fired.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/genuw3/in_movies_before_one_character_shoots_someone/ (GhostRoboX5)
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A single strain of hair is nasty, but a bunch of them cut nicely on your head ain't.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/genuis/a_single_strain_of_hair_is_nasty_but_a_bunch_of/ (cunseytupo)
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We’re all breathing in plant farts, oxygen farts from flatulent plants

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/genr8j/were_all_breathing_in_plant_farts_oxygen_farts/ (amatsumima)
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If Olaf ate his nose its technically cannibalism

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/genoyf/if_olaf_ate_his_nose_its_technically_cannibalism/ (davegills123)
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People wearing facemasks must cause a lot of confusion for deaf people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/genngl/people_wearing_facemasks_must_cause_a_lot_of/ (EddieJones6)
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If you were to go back 4,000 years, you would know the answer to every question people would ever think to ask, yet not be able to answer it because you can't speak their language.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/genjux/if_you_were_to_go_back_4000_years_you_would_know/ (Onsyde)
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If you water water, it grows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/genig3/if_you_water_water_it_grows/ (zero260asap)
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Psychopaths are genuinely the closest any human person can get to being a machine mentally and emotionally. Lacking everything that makes a human what they are from empathy to love and genuine emotion is inhuman in itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gengvs/psychopaths_are_genuinely_the_closest_any_human/ (BankruptPositivity)
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Psychopaths are genuinely the closest any human person get to being a machine mentally. Lacking everything that makes a human who they are from empathy to love is inhuman in itself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/genezy/psychopaths_are_genuinely_the_closest_any_human/ ([deleted])
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If society didn't exist, men might have longer dicks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gene8z/if_society_didnt_exist_men_might_have_longer_dicks/ (henryzheng727)
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When you close both eyes, you see all black, but when you close one eye, you see nothing in the closed eye space

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gendgn/when_you_close_both_eyes_you_see_all_black_but/ (MrJoestar42069)
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Everyone says that the 2000s and 2010s feel like the same decade, but so far the 2020s feel like a new century.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/genc98/everyone_says_that_the_2000s_and_2010s_feel_like/ (howlongtillchristmas)
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Everyone's birthday can be read on a clock

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/genbpr/everyones_birthday_can_be_read_on_a_clock/ (snake_with_hat_)
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In movies when there is a flash back of characters as kids. the kids seem to have the hair style as the adult character. No person keeps the same hairstyle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/genazx/in_movies_when_there_is_a_flash_back_of/ (bringbackwestrenbbq)
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Most guys are worried about premature ejaculation but the idea of over-mature ejaculation is truly disturbing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gen8o5/most_guys_are_worried_about_premature_ejaculation/ (Stevel-Knievel)
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We eat meats from animals and defecate, feces provide nutrients for plants and then eaten by animals, so basically we eat our own feces

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gen803/we_eat_meats_from_animals_and_defecate_feces/ (Wait-u-r-not-my-mom)
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The tradition of blowing out birthday candles might soon be a thing of the past.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gen701/the_tradition_of_blowing_out_birthday_candles/ (firstcruiser)
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A quiche is a three-dimensional omelet that becomes four-dimensional if you have it for leftovers the next day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gen6s6/a_quiche_is_a_threedimensional_omelet_that/ (Becauseisaidsotoo)
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In jjba (jojos bizzare adventure) they explicitly state non stand user cannot see stands, yet we the audience can see them so are we stand users

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gen4bu/in_jjba_jojos_bizzare_adventure_they_explicitly/ (boredaf2105)
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We've gone from wanting cameras to be as realistic as possible to creating filters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gen39n/weve_gone_from_wanting_cameras_to_be_as_realistic/ (Lushbartman)
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In physics, if W is work, then by fucking a person named W, you would technically be doing work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gen2qp/in_physics_if_w_is_work_then_by_fucking_a_person/ (ImmortalWarSlayer44)
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We find a lost object when we're not looking for it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gen1f3/we_find_a_lost_object_when_were_not_looking_for_it/ (afilipinoweeb)
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North Carolina is a southern state while South Dakota is a northern state

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gen04q/north_carolina_is_a_southern_state_while_south/ ([deleted])
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We don’t know what we don’t know because knowledge is infinitive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gemy81/we_dont_know_what_we_dont_know_because_knowledge/ (strgzn)
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All skate parks are wheelchair accessible

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gemwz4/all_skate_parks_are_wheelchair_accessible/ (Mickybillybob)
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Every novel is a mystery novel if you never finish it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gemvah/every_novel_is_a_mystery_novel_if_you_never/ (AustralianCanadian)
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Walking at night you don't see the snakes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gemumm/walking_at_night_you_dont_see_the_snakes/ (David_Diron)
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Star Wars is a trilogy-trilogy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gemtmq/star_wars_is_a_trilogytrilogy/ (VengefulHufflepuff)
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every person had a dream of being in the forest alone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gemsfo/every_person_had_a_dream_of_being_in_the_forest/ (foxannie)
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We don’t know what we don’t know because we’ve yet to find out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gemsfj/we_dont_know_what_we_dont_know_because_weve_yet/ ([deleted])
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Lions are so feared by other animals that they are crowned kings in habitats that doesn't even belong to them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gemrgd/lions_are_so_feared_by_other_animals_that_they/ (sp1nj1tzu)
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Poetry is to literature what musicals are to theatre

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gemr6m/poetry_is_to_literature_what_musicals_are_to/ (adellaterrell)
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Tobacco companies kill their best customers, and condom companies kill their future customers...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gemqu0/tobacco_companies_kill_their_best_customers_and/ (TBarlow1998)
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Influence from your friends are more effective than ads

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gemqty/influence_from_your_friends_are_more_effective/ (Wait-u-r-not-my-mom)
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We don’t know what we don’t know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gempvb/we_dont_know_what_we_dont_know/ ([deleted])
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The development and mass production of self-driving cars, also known as autonomous vehicles, has the potential to revolutionize curbside grocery pickup.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gemp3w/the_development_and_mass_production_of/ (John_Wick_Detroit)
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The top speed of most supercars/hypercars depends on how brave you are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gemo1j/the_top_speed_of_most_supercarshypercars_depends/ (anchit_)
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If wearing face masks becomes the norm, celebrities will be able to experience walking around in public without anyone recognising them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gemnd1/if_wearing_face_masks_becomes_the_norm/ (HomeBrainBox)
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Basically all subs are shit according to the community of each one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gemmy7/basically_all_subs_are_shit_according_to_the/ (TomKark)
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The average person probably reads more regularly than any person in any point in history thanks to the internet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gemm8v/the_average_person_probably_reads_more_regularly/ (SomeguyHull123)
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Emergency alerts are a lot scarier when the weather is nice outside.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gemlln/emergency_alerts_are_a_lot_scarier_when_the/ (nonuntitled)
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First you have breakfast and then you have lunch, in between is brunch. So a snack an hour before Dinner is ... Linner

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gemlf4/first_you_have_breakfast_and_then_you_have_lunch/ (Richicash)
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Essential oils are completely non-essential

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gemlb6/essential_oils_are_completely_nonessential/ (CherylTuntIRL)
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Pirates probably though it was weird to have white teeth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gemkgh/pirates_probably_though_it_was_weird_to_have/ (Big_old_Bulldog)
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Joel Michael Singer woke up from a nap, gave a man a kiss and leaves the store...when you play the video in reverse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gemh3w/joel_michael_singer_woke_up_from_a_nap_gave_a_man/ (mikess484)
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Edibles don't kick in until they hear you talking shit about how they're weak and don't work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gemfwr/edibles_dont_kick_in_until_they_hear_you_talking/ (YourSmallIntestine)
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If you wanted to make callers laugh, you could tell them that your "menu options have NOT recently changed, so just press the number you want."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gemeb7/if_you_wanted_to_make_callers_laugh_you_could/ (rabbits_dig_deep)
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cannibalism would technically solve cannibalism

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gemdvh/cannibalism_would_technically_solve_cannibalism/ (yeettimbot2)
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The South Pole is the only place on Earth were going north the weather gets warmer instead of colder

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gemcw1/the_south_pole_is_the_only_place_on_earth_were/ (SSJ_Deku)
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We’ve had tablets and internet technology for 20 years, how have restaurants not utilised that, and have a tablet to order on each table.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gemco1/weve_had_tablets_and_internet_technology_for_20/ (21ST__Century)
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Because they eat, farmers convert food into more food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gemclr/because_they_eat_farmers_convert_food_into_more/ (theslother)
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There are probably still tinder accounts from dead people that are still getting likes and messages.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gemc2v/there_are_probably_still_tinder_accounts_from/ (Not_A_Robot_198)
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A lowercase j is the tallest letter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gembm7/a_lowercase_j_is_the_tallest_letter/ (HarryNate)
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Maybe those hornets will finally get people to stay inside

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gemagz/maybe_those_hornets_will_finally_get_people_to/ (tomato_soup_)
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One of the biggest things we take in life for granted is that either sock fits on both foots.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gema55/one_of_the_biggest_things_we_take_in_life_for/ (officiakimkardashian)
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The slang use of 'peak' is literally just shorthand for the sophisticated 'the pinnacle of'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gem9mc/the_slang_use_of_peak_is_literally_just_shorthand/ (archangel_mjj)
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One of the biggest screw ups a robber could commit is sneezing while robbing the bedroom of a small house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gem90q/one_of_the_biggest_screw_ups_a_robber_could/ (TheColdBiscuit)
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If it's Co-vid 19 then there's another vid on the way that will cooperate with it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gem8t4/if_its_covid_19_then_theres_another_vid_on_the/ (jelqingfan69)
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Thanks to replicators, people in the Star Trek universe are vegan but not vegetarian

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gem8f3/thanks_to_replicators_people_in_the_star_trek/ (Hjsiemanym)
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You could spend your entire life deathly allergic to something and not know because you've never made contact with it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gem8dp/you_could_spend_your_entire_life_deathly_allergic/ (Catucci03)
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In Mambo No. 5, the singer says he lists the girls by how sweet they are, making Jessica the sweetest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gem6sc/in_mambo_no_5_the_singer_says_he_lists_the_girls/ (fiberbriver2)
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Frozen coffee creamer is ice cream.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gem440/frozen_coffee_creamer_is_ice_cream/ (jelqingfan69)
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A broken clock works twice a day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gem3f2/a_broken_clock_works_twice_a_day/ (dankmemesarenoice)
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If there is a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell is there a dirt path to purgatory.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gem21i/if_there_is_a_stairway_to_heaven_and_a_highway_to/ (Lysohurtsme)
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It's a lot more common to notice the first drop of rain that touched you than to notice the last one when it stops

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gem0rg/its_a_lot_more_common_to_notice_the_first_drop_of/ (Agent_Ayru)
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Civilization is a well organized pyramid scheme.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gem05e/civilization_is_a_well_organized_pyramid_scheme/ (a-1yogi)
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If you mow the grass, you are giving the earth a haircut

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gelyts/if_you_mow_the_grass_you_are_giving_the_earth_a/ (CapitalistPig69)
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People with 6 digits can't give people the middle finger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gelxha/people_with_6_digits_cant_give_people_the_middle/ (BX56_YT)
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All instrumental songs are clean.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gelwt8/all_instrumental_songs_are_clean/ (RyanReddit777)
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No any ninja in movies and tv shows is good enough, if they were good they would never get caught in the camera.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gelwow/no_any_ninja_in_movies_and_tv_shows_is_good/ ([deleted])
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The reason one stops drinking is usually way worse than the reason they started

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gelw6f/the_reason_one_stops_drinking_is_usually_way/ (TheyCallMeDrAsshole)
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when you grow old, all of the drops of water you leave at the bottom of the cup could probably fill a good sized lake

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gelvig/when_you_grow_old_all_of_the_drops_of_water_you/ (lecomicartist)
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With the masks we're wearing, a person could be an extra sloppy cokehead but get noticed less.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/geluxk/with_the_masks_were_wearing_a_person_could_be_an/ (lynivvinyl)
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In Vietnam, you literally get paid dong for sucking dong

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gelrrd/in_vietnam_you_literally_get_paid_dong_for/ (OnABudget_YT)
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Flash mobs have evolved into Tik Tok videos.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gelpv6/flash_mobs_have_evolved_into_tik_tok_videos/ (cutthroat_soapbox)
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Bras sound cooler if you see them less like breast support and more like boob armor

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gelo4v/bras_sound_cooler_if_you_see_them_less_like/ (purpleflower94)
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We spend all of our lives being taught that water is wet, only it turns out that water isn't wet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gelnyl/we_spend_all_of_our_lives_being_taught_that_water/ (GhostRoboX5)
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You can right a wrong and write a wrong...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gelm0b/you_can_right_a_wrong_and_write_a_wrong/ (thomasbrakeline)
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Whalesong is the true sound of the ocean

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gellow/whalesong_is_the_true_sound_of_the_ocean/ (DemocraticTerminator)
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Things are not on fire, fire is on top of things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gellfw/things_are_not_on_fire_fire_is_on_top_of_things/ (GhostRoboX5)
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Every question a human has ever asked a dog has been rhetorical

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gelki5/every_question_a_human_has_ever_asked_a_dog_has/ (HilariousConsequence)
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We only skip stairs on the way up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/geljyy/we_only_skip_stairs_on_the_way_up/ (FaceTHEGEEB)
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Super Saiyan hair stands up straight because of the static electricity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gelji2/super_saiyan_hair_stands_up_straight_because_of/ (Kyegrr)
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Degrees are becoming rapidly more expensive yet rapidly less valuable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gelhsl/degrees_are_becoming_rapidly_more_expensive_yet/ (JacksonC3000)
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Cats that miss a limb would probably still try to land with that limb even though it's missing because of instinct

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gelhlk/cats_that_miss_a_limb_would_probably_still_try_to/ (christiangirl666)
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The people in spotify ads complaining about ads when they use spotify are enough to give you your daily does of irony.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gelgnv/the_people_in_spotify_ads_complaining_about_ads/ (impossiblePie287)
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There’s probably more people on the cast of Space Force....than in the actual Space Force

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gelgd4/theres_probably_more_people_on_the_cast_of_space/ (Welcomeback123)
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It’s always past midnight unless it is midnight

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/geleex/its_always_past_midnight_unless_it_is_midnight/ (Stenik0522)
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Dogs listen to our talk all day long but they bark for ten seconds and we shut them up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/geleab/dogs_listen_to_our_talk_all_day_long_but_they/ (paleRedSkin)
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There is no scene in any movie where a mustached man is taped to keep him shut

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/geldwv/there_is_no_scene_in_any_movie_where_a_mustached/ (Dadaji18)
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It’s weird that ‘going’ ‘doing’ and ‘boing’ don’t rhyme

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/geldv5/its_weird_that_going_doing_and_boing_dont_rhyme/ (Tiberius-the-Cuddler)
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Yuo cna raed tihs eevn touhgh teh lteters aer jmubeld.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gelb4e/yuo_cna_raed_tihs_eevn_touhgh_teh_lteters_aer/ (kippycaps)
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It would make more sense if it was “Revenge of the Sixth” not 5th.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gelad5/it_would_make_more_sense_if_it_was_revenge_of_the/ (EyebrowsForEveryone)
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The sadness of losing a loved one is literally dead weight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gelach/the_sadness_of_losing_a_loved_one_is_literally/ (IceXZero)
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You have probably never seen a headline that said “Psychic Wins Lottery”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gel8za/you_have_probably_never_seen_a_headline_that_said/ (AustralianCanadian)
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Having a fever is the new ‘Do you have any metal items or liquids in your backpack?’

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gel8ru/having_a_fever_is_the_new_do_you_have_any_metal/ (fractionalhelium)
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The hospital you were born in is the only building you exit without entering.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gel8mz/the_hospital_you_were_born_in_is_the_only/ (Dylan_C2001)
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When you hydrate yourself, you dehydrate you’re dehydration

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gel8m9/when_you_hydrate_yourself_you_dehydrate_youre/ (Stenik0522)
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Despite being a common occurrence, there are no guards in the Mushroom Kingdom to defend it or prevent the princess from being kidnapped, yet on Bowser's side he has a whole army ready to defend him, even if all he brings is conflict.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gel82s/despite_being_a_common_occurrence_there_are_no/ (ElTuxedoMex)
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The World Health Organisation let the dogs out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gel5oi/the_world_health_organisation_let_the_dogs_out/ (generalofbread)
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You didn't exist before you were born, so you have prior experience of not existing after death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gel55y/you_didnt_exist_before_you_were_born_so_you_have/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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If you saved a penny each second of the day, you'd save a comfortable $315,000 a year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gel510/if_you_saved_a_penny_each_second_of_the_day_youd/ (roastedtoperfection)
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onions make you mourn their death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gel1ia/onions_make_you_mourn_their_death/ (AJ_the_nerd)
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The word 'Prefix' is named using a prefix but the word 'Suffix' is named using a prefix

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gel13x/the_word_prefix_is_named_using_a_prefix_but_the/ (liftedManatee5)
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You can tell a lot about a person's character by what they do with their shopping cart, after they finish shopping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gel0xi/you_can_tell_a_lot_about_a_persons_character_by/ (chickenshaun123)
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Governments spread lunatic controversies to throw off people and make them disbelieve even the rational ones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gekyic/governments_spread_lunatic_controversies_to_throw/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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The mandalorian is technically a sequel because it takes place after the fall of the empire

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gekxxc/the_mandalorian_is_technically_a_sequel_because/ (thatrandomguy565)
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If you took a nude picture at 17 and then turn 18 is that technically possession of child p*rn

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gekwvt/if_you_took_a_nude_picture_at_17_and_then_turn_18/ (Pcheyea)
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You can't imply that someone is inferring that you don't understand the difference between "imply" and "infer" without inferring that they're implying it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gekuxc/you_cant_imply_that_someone_is_inferring_that_you/ (Beanjamin)
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Dogs also wake up with bad morning breath

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gekta3/dogs_also_wake_up_with_bad_morning_breath/ (Looking-for-advice30)
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The team who first perfected Alka-Seltzer must have gone out and gotten absolutely hammered that night. For research, of course.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/geksiy/the_team_who_first_perfected_alkaseltzer_must/ (stunt_penguin)
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Hotdogs are burgers inside condoms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/geksh0/hotdogs_are_burgers_inside_condoms/ (IvanTheGreek)
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The specials are not the specials. They’re auditioning to be on the main menu

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gekseo/the_specials_are_not_the_specials_theyre/ (svikashk)
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Being high feels like the opposite of being hungover.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gekse1/being_high_feels_like_the_opposite_of_being/ (Handsome_Hans)
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Most of June is actually Spring. Most of December is Fall. Most of March is Winter and most of September is Summer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gekrs4/most_of_june_is_actually_spring_most_of_december/ (they_told_me_7)
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Death is always life long.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gekrej/death_is_always_life_long/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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Nothing says "trust" more than getting blown by a cannibal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gekr5s/nothing_says_trust_more_than_getting_blown_by_a/ (ChristianStonks999)
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Sometimes hearing someone’s voice is a lot hotter than actually seeing them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gekq2r/sometimes_hearing_someones_voice_is_a_lot_hotter/ (Frost_Phoenix)
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If you went to a building with a soundproof room that you haven't entered, there can be someone trapped there screaming for help.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gekos2/if_you_went_to_a_building_with_a_soundproof_room/ (OneZoroBoi)
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To a sloth, a slow clap would probably sound genuine

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gekopm/to_a_sloth_a_slow_clap_would_probably_sound/ (flibbityandflobbity)
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You spend your entire life gathering guests for your funeral

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gekmxm/you_spend_your_entire_life_gathering_guests_for/ (624Wsdx9)
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Drinking a beverage with your soup is redundant

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gekmox/drinking_a_beverage_with_your_soup_is_redundant/ (EC987)
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Bacon is the spinach of red meat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gekmhy/bacon_is_the_spinach_of_red_meat/ (Oz_Von_Toco)
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It’s pretty wild how we used to eat cake after someone would blow on it. Good times.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gekkkf/its_pretty_wild_how_we_used_to_eat_cake_after/ (TimeToLoseIt16)
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A bungalow is still a top floor apartment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gekkai/a_bungalow_is_still_a_top_floor_apartment/ (roodeeMental)
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It's possible people have contributed to the death of others by accidentally delaying an ambulance in traffic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gekje9/its_possible_people_have_contributed_to_the_death/ (Sonder___)
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Sharpening a pencil will both increase and decrease the duration for which it can be used.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gekiyg/sharpening_a_pencil_will_both_increase_and/ (bouchy75)
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As outdoor places open, face mask tan lines are gonna be a thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gekijm/as_outdoor_places_open_face_mask_tan_lines_are/ (Last_Sort)
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As memory foam mattresses become more popular the sexual satisfaction of our society is going to plummet because foam mattresses are horrible for having sex on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gekigj/as_memory_foam_mattresses_become_more_popular_the/ (taxidermylovesong)
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A huge part of personal growth is realizing money doesn't equal happiness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/geki3o/a_huge_part_of_personal_growth_is_realizing_money/ (NateSenyo)
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If you turn a shopping app on dark mode it becomes the black market

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/geki2i/if_you_turn_a_shopping_app_on_dark_mode_it/ ([deleted])
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Jejus seems to have pretty high stamina because his second cumming is taking so long

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gekgqf/jejus_seems_to_have_pretty_high_stamina_because/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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Parrots are literally talking dinosaurs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gekfhr/parrots_are_literally_talking_dinosaurs/ ([deleted])
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When you’re a kid, a large cardboard box is a castle, a clubhouse, perhaps even a yacht... as an adult, it’s a far less glorious place of residence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gekf33/when_youre_a_kid_a_large_cardboard_box_is_a/ (prairiejig)
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Everyone on Earth could be colourblind, whilst colourblind people see properly and no one would know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gekeoh/everyone_on_earth_could_be_colourblind_whilst/ (-_-RedFoxGamer-_-)
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When you pick a flower and put in a vase of water, you’re basically killing it, then putting it on life support.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gekenq/when_you_pick_a_flower_and_put_in_a_vase_of_water/ (MonkeySinger24)
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Since most people don't feel tired while dreaming, they will feel most awake when they are asleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gekcf1/since_most_people_dont_feel_tired_while_dreaming/ (champj781)
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Rappers are always asking “who dat boi”, but never “how dat boi”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gekatp/rappers_are_always_asking_who_dat_boi_but_never/ (Smigus_Dyngus)
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One mans pain in the ass is another mans pleasure.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gekape/one_mans_pain_in_the_ass_is_another_mans_pleasure/ (nonametba)
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No body has to listen to other people. We choose to out of respect or fear of the consequences.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/geaxtt/no_body_has_to_listen_to_other_people_we_choose/ (Dead5Gaming)
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Most people laugh at shows because their brain is being told to laugh by the laugh tracks. Why do you think The Office (US) was such a hit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/geawz3/most_people_laugh_at_shows_because_their_brain_is/ (notjakob69)
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When you don’t think when you talk, it’s your subconscious talking

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/geatz5/when_you_dont_think_when_you_talk_its_your/ (smn-ls)
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Not many things hold their resale value like a ladder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/geas00/not_many_things_hold_their_resale_value_like_a/ (John082603)
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We as a species just decided what clockwise is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/geao6o/we_as_a_species_just_decided_what_clockwise_is/ (fistycouture)
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Your voice is an stringed instrument cause you use your vocal cords to sing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/geamoc/your_voice_is_an_stringed_instrument_cause_you/ (DISCIPLE-OF-SATAN-15)
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A lot less people would know about Joel Michael Singer and the video he wants removed if Joel Michael Singer wasn't attempting so hard at removing it from the internet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/geakna/a_lot_less_people_would_know_about_joel_michael/ (grayfox2713)
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If it is true that all the dead people could watch over us from heaven, then I’d embarrassed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/geakhm/if_it_is_true_that_all_the_dead_people_could/ (nikintp)
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Showers in the morning and showers at night are two completely different experiences

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/geajka/showers_in_the_morning_and_showers_at_night_are/ (alexa_dark)
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You've probably played video games online with someone famous before and never realized

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/geahq0/youve_probably_played_video_games_online_with/ (Jonnyjc)
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If survival is meant to be evolution's sole reason, surely becoming smaller in size like insects, or better yet, to have stagnated in the bacteria-like stage would've been more logical.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/geah6z/if_survival_is_meant_to_be_evolutions_sole_reason/ (Dayazib)
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Being shot and killed by the police is technically the fastest death penalty you can receive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/geaed6/being_shot_and_killed_by_the_police_is/ (SWAT__ATTACK)
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No one has ever seen a full movie...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/geacsx/no_one_has_ever_seen_a_full_movie/ (kammck16)
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People complain about unkept roads but get angrier when they encounter road construction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/geabfj/people_complain_about_unkept_roads_but_get/ (tjaypetey)
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Adoption agencies technically recycle children

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/geaane/adoption_agencies_technically_recycle_children/ (DarthPhoenix711)
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Gaston was both a simp and a chad

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/geaahw/gaston_was_both_a_simp_and_a_chad/ (Dexaryle)
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Every day, someone blinks the highest number of times in the world for that day, and doesn't even know it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/geaa6d/every_day_someone_blinks_the_highest_number_of/ (spookycheesepuff)
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People who are rich can make all of their problems go away. But the Internet makes that less possible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gea888/people_who_are_rich_can_make_all_of_their/ (plexforyou)
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With everyone in masks and unemployed, crime must be going through the roof

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gea7gl/with_everyone_in_masks_and_unemployed_crime_must/ (kevinrhurst)
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Most people feel more uncomfortable with an open bottle than an open glass

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gea6ut/most_people_feel_more_uncomfortable_with_an_open/ (TheMasterAtSomething)
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Solar panels only work day shifts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gea6tr/solar_panels_only_work_day_shifts/ (bhaggith)
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For all they contributed to the Pokémon series, the people who voice acted the Pokémon did not get much recognition.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gea615/for_all_they_contributed_to_the_pokémon_series/ ([deleted])
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Not pausing your music when you take off your headphones makes you feel like you're wasting the music.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gea5e3/not_pausing_your_music_when_you_take_off_your/ (Im_Moose)
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Shedding must feel absolutely amazing for a snake

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gea52c/shedding_must_feel_absolutely_amazing_for_a_snake/ (PlaneShenaniganz)
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Wearing a mask must make famous people & rock stars comfortable going out in public

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gea2jh/wearing_a_mask_must_make_famous_people_rock_stars/ (funktopu)
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If you lose a toe, trimming your toenails becomes 10% easier

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gea1pm/if_you_lose_a_toe_trimming_your_toenails_becomes/ (bhaggith)
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A Sugar Daddy is a Thotery ticket

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gea0gi/a_sugar_daddy_is_a_thotery_ticket/ (DurDurDurkistan)
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Joel is the male variant of the “ask for the manager type”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge9zqs/joel_is_the_male_variant_of_the_ask_for_the/ (Ferrrrrda)
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You can't livestream yourself playing the official Chrome Dinosaur Game if you only have one device.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge9zlk/you_cant_livestream_yourself_playing_the_official/ (FBI-42069)
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Scooby doo and the gang every episode believed they were chasing a ghost or monster...but it was always a guy that wanted to keep his amusement park. But they still got scared

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge9zek/scooby_doo_and_the_gang_every_episode_believed/ (TRUBL1994)
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You experience a chemist’s life while cooking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge9z8l/you_experience_a_chemists_life_while_cooking/ (nikintp)
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If ants turn into ghosts, you probably couldn't step anywhere on earth without stepping on little ghost-ants.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge9yqi/if_ants_turn_into_ghosts_you_probably_couldnt/ (DrAwkward404)
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The shittier the movie is, the better it becomes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge9yq9/the_shittier_the_movie_is_the_better_it_becomes/ (Binaural_Wave)
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What's art when you don't understand the inspiration...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge9v9l/whats_art_when_you_dont_understand_the_inspiration/ (--NiNjA--)
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The total number of people with an odd number of siblings is an even number.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge9uqm/the_total_number_of_people_with_an_odd_number_of/ (Henrikovskas)
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Cats and dogs may not react to ghosts because they see them so much that they believe they are part of the family.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge9tdi/cats_and_dogs_may_not_react_to_ghosts_because/ (aaronpc07)
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You're winning and losing life simultaneously when being hired for an acting role for an 'ugly' role.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge9t2y/youre_winning_and_losing_life_simultaneously_when/ (Prace_Ace)
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Deli meats taste better when they are folded

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge9sqz/deli_meats_taste_better_when_they_are_folded/ (Crackyospine)
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Speaking in expert can create an arrogance you regret in the end

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge9pxx/speaking_in_expert_can_create_an_arrogance_you/ (djentrify)
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Celebrities would probably love mandatory face masks for the privacy they will instantly gain in public.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge9om7/celebrities_would_probably_love_mandatory_face/ (Dodgerballs)
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The word "blank" implies something is pure white, while "empty" is associated with darkness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge9ns0/the_word_blank_implies_something_is_pure_white/ (Kirikati)
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We were all a wank away from never being born...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge9mua/we_were_all_a_wank_away_from_never_being_born/ ([deleted])
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You've probably randomly typed someones password for something

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge9mt3/youve_probably_randomly_typed_someones_password/ (SamisamisamisamiaamI)
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X Æ A-1 through 11 must have been taken

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge9lsv/x_æ_a1_through_11_must_have_been_taken/ (EmergencyAdvance)
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As a single mother the mom from Toy Story most likely has toys named Woody and Buzz just like her kid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge9kjb/as_a_single_mother_the_mom_from_toy_story_most/ (SongsOfLightAndDark)
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Everyone was once the worlds youngest person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge9jsw/everyone_was_once_the_worlds_youngest_person/ (envy_313)
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“The Room” is a much better experience if you pretend it’s a “Matrix” prequel where the machines didn’t understand humans yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge9js5/the_room_is_a_much_better_experience_if_you/ (NiceOctopusBOOM)
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Disposable income is named that because it can be thrown away

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge9i3h/disposable_income_is_named_that_because_it_can_be/ (adamAtBeef)
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If you enjoy dishes made with chicken and egg, you are snacking on the beginning and end of life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge9h6o/if_you_enjoy_dishes_made_with_chicken_and_egg_you/ (jujuthedragon)
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The first thing that was ever legally yours was whatever you first bought with money you earned from a real job.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge9fpp/the_first_thing_that_was_ever_legally_yours_was/ (SeanHasHands)
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When people think about travelling to the past, they worry about accidentally changing the present, but no one in the present really thinks they can radically change the future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge9fib/when_people_think_about_travelling_to_the_past/ ([deleted])
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Parents who never respected their parents as kids probably tell their kids to respect them as parents

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge9d6m/parents_who_never_respected_their_parents_as_kids/ (ShimoNoKigen)
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To animals, the Discovery Channel is a porn channel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge9akj/to_animals_the_discovery_channel_is_a_porn_channel/ (ausername-thatstaken)
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Most jobs in the medical industry are supposed to get rid of the very thing that keeps them employed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge9aao/most_jobs_in_the_medical_industry_are_supposed_to/ (okthennoobs)
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Most jobs in the medical industry are supposed to fix the very things that keep them employed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge99jm/most_jobs_in_the_medical_industry_are_supposed_to/ ([deleted])
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Finishing a deep and personal conversation where you learn more about a person you aren't close with is IRL character development

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge98ty/finishing_a_deep_and_personal_conversation_where/ (ThatsGoodForm)
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If it wasn’t for fortune cookies the lottery would not be doing so well

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge98th/if_it_wasnt_for_fortune_cookies_the_lottery_would/ (Darthtony1207)
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Taking a bribe from a total piece of shit would also make you a total piece of shit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge989z/taking_a_bribe_from_a_total_piece_of_shit_would/ (xington)
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Bees probably have terrible aim with their stinger because they can't ever practice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge96cm/bees_probably_have_terrible_aim_with_their/ (ToyotaSupra00)
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It could be that wolves nowadays are grey, because thousands of years ago different colored wolves bred with each other, eventually blending out to just grey

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge93r0/it_could_be_that_wolves_nowadays_are_grey_because/ (Unkn4wn)
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Sleep Paralysis is really Waking Paralysis since it doesn't happen when you're asleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge92c8/sleep_paralysis_is_really_waking_paralysis_since/ (DuineDeDanann)
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We usually ask to roll car windows up or down although we very usually physically roll them anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge912y/we_usually_ask_to_roll_car_windows_up_or_down/ (RealisticYogurt6)
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Technically we all have life in prison because we’re stuck on earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge910l/technically_we_all_have_life_in_prison_because/ (ReineDeTaBite)
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Grind, grinded... ground? Everyone says grinded in games whilst being grammatically incorrect.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge8zbk/grind_grinded_ground_everyone_says_grinded_in/ (Archimageg)
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Backup dancers would probably be pretty decent backup in an actual fight

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge8z1y/backup_dancers_would_probably_be_pretty_decent/ (ansoniK)
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There's going to be a reality TV show where people date with medical face masks on and then at the end people will reveal whats under their face masks but have to choose if they want to marry each other based on personality or overall sexual attractiveness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge8y4d/theres_going_to_be_a_reality_tv_show_where_people/ (sprinkles512)
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Families with 2+ kids are either very poor or very rich.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge8why/families_with_2_kids_are_either_very_poor_or_very/ (slurpyslurps)
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If all the insects of the world decided to try to overthrow humans. We would surely lose.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge8w2a/if_all_the_insects_of_the_world_decided_to_try_to/ (Darthtony1207)
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It feels like we’re in an international escape room and no one is working together.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge8vs0/it_feels_like_were_in_an_international_escape/ (TimeToLoseIt16)
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If Hentai is animated porn, then for animated people is normal porn hentai

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge8tww/if_hentai_is_animated_porn_then_for_animated/ (h0T_-DoG)
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Batman will never take a life, Joker takes lives in an attempt to make Batman kill him.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge8rtq/batman_will_never_take_a_life_joker_takes_lives/ (Plus-Staff)
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A billboard is the opposite of a drive-in movie theater.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge8r9u/a_billboard_is_the_opposite_of_a_drivein_movie/ (KindlyOlPornographer)
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Since anime are drawn basically frame by frame there is never anything in the series that was'nt placed there on purpose

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge8r2n/since_anime_are_drawn_basically_frame_by_frame/ (CrazyCampPRO)
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The kookaburra is the Yoko Ono of the bird world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge8qmc/the_kookaburra_is_the_yoko_ono_of_the_bird_world/ (MildMannerdRetard)
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Hangman is super dark for a childhood game

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge8qef/hangman_is_super_dark_for_a_childhood_game/ (Zinho_)
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If we had no peripheral vision, all we would see is a tiny dot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge8ndq/if_we_had_no_peripheral_vision_all_we_would_see/ (Avoma)
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With everyone wearing facemasks everywhere, celebrities must be really enjoying the anonymity at grocery stores, etc.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge8n8e/with_everyone_wearing_facemasks_everywhere/ (Drjeco)
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Everyone talks about how small a T rex’s arms are but never how big their heart is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge8n36/everyone_talks_about_how_small_a_t_rexs_arms_are/ (KingNIdgie)
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People drive 10x safer with a 500$ TV in their car than they do with their own or their families lives in it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge8meu/people_drive_10x_safer_with_a_500_tv_in_their_car/ ([deleted])
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Resetting the oven clock is more of an annoyance than the actual blackout.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge8kkh/resetting_the_oven_clock_is_more_of_an_annoyance/ (ffdjensen)
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Elsa's powers in Frozen probably ruined the livelihood of all those ice farmers from the first song

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge8jhn/elsas_powers_in_frozen_probably_ruined_the/ (JustHavinAGoodTime)
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Saying you saved money on something sounds better than saying you spent a lot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge8j4z/saying_you_saved_money_on_something_sounds_better/ (CalvinT2114)
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Testing different homemade masks with dust would win you the science fair if we were having them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge8hs4/testing_different_homemade_masks_with_dust_would/ (hellothere42069)
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Roy in DHMIS is the yellow guy after he gets sucked into technology, like a cartoon captain hook, while red guy gets an office job and grows up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge8fnh/roy_in_dhmis_is_the_yellow_guy_after_he_gets/ (ValidatingUsername)
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Deaf people probably find it strange that classical music is played at the climax of most movie scenes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge8f4z/deaf_people_probably_find_it_strange_that/ (ColonalCookie)
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Star Wars was written when George Lucas looked into a telescope and saw all of the Star Wars trilogies unfold before his eyes. In a state of excitement George then said “Quick, write that down!! Write that down!!”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge8f2g/star_wars_was_written_when_george_lucas_looked/ (KhuntyMcKhunthles)
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The top side of the rug is more dirty than the bottom side.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge8f29/the_top_side_of_the_rug_is_more_dirty_than_the/ (SmashEffect)
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A homeless person would probably want a free meal from a middle-class restaurant more than one from a high-class restaurant

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge8evv/a_homeless_person_would_probably_want_a_free_meal/ (n5th5niel)
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Everything could be always expanding and getting bigger like the universe but we would never notice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge8b05/everything_could_be_always_expanding_and_getting/ ([deleted])
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Palm Sunday is the holiest day for trees

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge8ag6/palm_sunday_is_the_holiest_day_for_trees/ (bhaggith)
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Star Wars is Palpatine fucking up everyone's life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge89mw/star_wars_is_palpatine_fucking_up_everyones_life/ ([deleted])
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Zorro is Spanish Batman.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge89ce/zorro_is_spanish_batman/ (verifiedpumpkin)
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If someone tells at you for eating too loudly, it's probably affecting you more than them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge892n/if_someone_tells_at_you_for_eating_too_loudly_its/ (JJakk10)
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There are less people are buried in comfortable caskets and marked graves, than not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge88we/there_are_less_people_are_buried_in_comfortable/ ([deleted])
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Star Wars is Palpatine fucking up everyone's life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge88il/star_wars_is_palpatine_fucking_up_everyones_life/ ([deleted])
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Star Wars is Palpatine fucking up everyone's life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge887m/star_wars_is_palpatine_fucking_up_everyones_life/ (redd1tb0t)
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Dog's probably still love bones so much because we have genetically evolved them to view it as the ultimate reward for ages.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge86r7/dogs_probably_still_love_bones_so_much_because_we/ (HuffsForSocialism)
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You possess the most powerful supercomputer in nature and you’re using it to browse the internet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge85zc/you_possess_the_most_powerful_supercomputer_in/ (CYBERSson)
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While it's nice to not need to wear a jacket when the weather warms up, it's a bummer not having access to those extra pockets anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge84gc/while_its_nice_to_not_need_to_wear_a_jacket_when/ (JephriB)
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Adam and Eve probably didn't have bellybuttons

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge849s/adam_and_eve_probably_didnt_have_bellybuttons/ (adenboio)
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Humans are disappointed when wild animals run away from them (birds, squirrels, etc). But if a lion tried to convince a person they wouldn’t eat them, most humans wouldn’t believe it either

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge83mk/humans_are_disappointed_when_wild_animals_run/ (Grindelwalds_Bitch)
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Paper has six sides and we can only use two

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge83kv/paper_has_six_sides_and_we_can_only_use_two/ (godtookmymuffin)
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Despite living in our own houses for how many years, we still get confused in which switch turns on which light

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge83gd/despite_living_in_our_own_houses_for_how_many/ (kuloku)
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Crabs probably think fish can fly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge80bi/crabs_probably_think_fish_can_fly/ (adenboio)
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Wearing masks may be crucial to keeping safe, but can make single people make some crucial mistakes in making a date.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge7zsv/wearing_masks_may_be_crucial_to_keeping_safe_but/ (Whines90)
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The Ottoman Empire's lasting legacy is a footstool.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge7z6b/the_ottoman_empires_lasting_legacy_is_a_footstool/ (navagrey)
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People with facial deformities must be loving the requirements around face masks. It's an opportunity to be treated exactly like everyone else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge7yrv/people_with_facial_deformities_must_be_loving_the/ (Foxy_Hippogryph)
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Everthing in the universe is always moving

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge7yrr/everthing_in_the_universe_is_always_moving/ (SamisamisamisamiaamI)
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A bird can fly but a fly can’t bird

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge7x1t/a_bird_can_fly_but_a_fly_cant_bird/ (ItchyRice69)
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Being afraid of fear itself is a self reinforcing loop, leading to maximum terror.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge7vhq/being_afraid_of_fear_itself_is_a_self_reinforcing/ (CromulentDucky)
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Being afraid of fear itself is a self reinforcing loop, leading to maximum terror.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge7v0k/being_afraid_of_fear_itself_is_a_self_reinforcing/ ([deleted])
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With the amount of businesses and buildings that will be vacant from all the closures, Spirit stores will be everywhere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge7ty9/with_the_amount_of_businesses_and_buildings_that/ (Whines90)
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Country is the professional wrestling of music.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge7tgx/country_is_the_professional_wrestling_of_music/ (TheGustaverse)
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Hydrogen tech is real life steampunk as electrolysis was invented in the 1800s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge7r9g/hydrogen_tech_is_real_life_steampunk_as/ (Fascinax)
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-Wouldn’t it be funny if the earth was hit by a solar storm rendering all/most electronics useless?-

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge7pym/wouldnt_it_be_funny_if_the_earth_was_hit_by_a/ (Maryshka_)
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Our bodies have adjusted to hate going to sleep and hate waking up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge7pq5/our_bodies_have_adjusted_to_hate_going_to_sleep/ (K-LUB_101)
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Using a laptop on your lap is actually one of the most uncomfortable and unsafe way of doing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge7phf/using_a_laptop_on_your_lap_is_actually_one_of_the/ (JohnnyHaldric)
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Monsters Inc. makes more sense when you realize the CDA is trying to protect children instead of monsters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge7p74/monsters_inc_makes_more_sense_when_you_realize/ (Darkshadow1819)
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Ironically, the Michael Scott director’s cut version of the Dunder Mifflin ad probably would have gone viral.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge7oyx/ironically_the_michael_scott_directors_cut/ (NoNewThings)
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Distant galaxies could have humans that are as big as dinosaurs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge7ovn/distant_galaxies_could_have_humans_that_are_as/ (gcnHNYqvzB637fYQvQDt)
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We can so easily remember which way the doors in our houses open when opening them while not even thinking about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge7n0m/we_can_so_easily_remember_which_way_the_doors_in/ (condoryt)
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When you try pot again after a long break, you can't imagine why you ever stopped, ...and then when you stop for a while after a long period of regular use, you wonder why you ever felt as though you needed it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge7lr8/when_you_try_pot_again_after_a_long_break_you/ (rubbernipple)
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Alcohol is the cause and solution of all life's problems.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge7lih/alcohol_is_the_cause_and_solution_of_all_lifes/ (DejectedSoul)
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Eating the same breakfast for a week is considered okay, but eating the same dinner for a week is considered weird.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge7jok/eating_the_same_breakfast_for_a_week_is/ (marsmctavish)
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If ever grocery store is a supermarket, then none of them are actually super.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge7hr8/if_ever_grocery_store_is_a_supermarket_then_none/ ([deleted])
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You can drive in reverse but you can’t reverse in drive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge7ggx/you_can_drive_in_reverse_but_you_cant_reverse_in/ (ItsAdani)
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The implicit meaning behind the song "Here Comes the Sun" is: There goes the moon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge7do9/the_implicit_meaning_behind_the_song_here_comes/ (benjaminzac)
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The greatest tragedy of Charlie and the Chocolate factory isn't the mishaps involving children, but how a master of theoretical physics chose to make candy for a living.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge7cgz/the_greatest_tragedy_of_charlie_and_the_chocolate/ (PhaserToHeal)
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Yelling at your alarm clock is yelling at your past self yelling at you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge7cg2/yelling_at_your_alarm_clock_is_yelling_at_your/ (AngelusDefensor)
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We never stop caring about what others think of us. We just change the people whose opinion of us we care about.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge79q3/we_never_stop_caring_about_what_others_think_of/ (tysmily)
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Younger you is old you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge78gn/younger_you_is_old_you/ ([deleted])
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Too much commentary drives a person into madness

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge77im/too_much_commentary_drives_a_person_into_madness/ (DemocraticTerminator)
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Maybe Kim Jong Un really doesn't have an arsehole because he's just a clone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge7656/maybe_kim_jong_un_really_doesnt_have_an_arsehole/ (Eknoom)
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‘Social’ Media doesn’t actually promote social interaction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge764q/social_media_doesnt_actually_promote_social/ (Dwirpled)
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When most people fancy themselves “realists”, they are likely just cynics

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge75pk/when_most_people_fancy_themselves_realists_they/ (Boba3964)
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Toasters are tanning machines for bread

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge730a/toasters_are_tanning_machines_for_bread/ (Tom2Tom2005)
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Autocorrect never happens when you need it the most, but always happens when you don’t need it at all

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge72fa/autocorrect_never_happens_when_you_need_it_the/ (mercolorecords)
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Every Single Thing You (and every other thing on Earth) Ever Do Is All Leading To The End of The World.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge719c/every_single_thing_you_and_every_other_thing_on/ (YouKnowItsRudar)
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Because of pregnant woman we have a good idea how someone looks who ate a whole baby

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge6ykn/because_of_pregnant_woman_we_have_a_good_idea_how/ (Iwanttobea10)
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If Rick and Morty’s future seasons have 10 episodes per season, then Rick and Morty’s 100th episode with be the episode before the final episode of season 10 because season 1 had 11 episodes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge6yi2/if_rick_and_mortys_future_seasons_have_10/ (JP_machine)
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Since all Batman villains are inspired by emotions, the entire Batman series is a metaphor for how we treat our own emotions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge6xkp/since_all_batman_villains_are_inspired_by/ (_i_am_a_dragon_)
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Marriage turns the word "breakup" into "divorce".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge6xfo/marriage_turns_the_word_breakup_into_divorce/ (Matzaballensberg)
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Amish communities properly have experienced a lot of messed up things, that no one fra the outside world will ever see or hear about.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge6x15/amish_communities_properly_have_experienced_a_lot/ (dankvart)
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Your throat is a waterslide for pills

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge6vmh/your_throat_is_a_waterslide_for_pills/ (RedditIsRtarded)
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You feel cold when you have a high temperature, and hot when you have a low temperature

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge6vbq/you_feel_cold_when_you_have_a_high_temperature/ (PhazedOutYT)
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“Did you die” was probably never spoken before video games were invented.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge6t6u/did_you_die_was_probably_never_spoken_before/ (GhostRoboX5)
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Someone came up with the idea to smoke a random plant to see if it would get them high BEFORE they were high.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge6t28/someone_came_up_with_the_idea_to_smoke_a_random/ (arthritictongue)
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Dating is a lot like trying to find a job but instead of making money, you get fucked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge6smp/dating_is_a_lot_like_trying_to_find_a_job_but/ (HotdogOnTheGround)
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It's ironic that chili is hot and not chilly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge6sbn/its_ironic_that_chili_is_hot_and_not_chilly/ (Soapchrome)
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Every road is a dead end road. And every job is a dead end job

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge6q8m/every_road_is_a_dead_end_road_and_every_job_is_a/ (Nicholaes)
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Socks can either be funky or fresh while rhymes can be funky AND fresh

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge6nt9/socks_can_either_be_funky_or_fresh_while_rhymes/ (bobafettuc1n1)
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In a world with targetted ads online, we can probably expect targetted commercials to start appearing on tv at some point

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge6npw/in_a_world_with_targetted_ads_online_we_can/ (iiitsDan)
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Life is a bored game.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge6kd5/life_is_a_bored_game/ (jeremiahs13)
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PPE is worn by carers when supporting someone who needs help to pee pee

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge6k97/ppe_is_worn_by_carers_when_supporting_someone_who/ (maccer20)
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If animal domestication existed before pottery people were probably sucking milk straight out of the sheep and cows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge6jii/if_animal_domestication_existed_before_pottery/ (defaultusername001)
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The most perfect face is the most forgettable face. We usually remember faces which are distinct.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge6j87/the_most_perfect_face_is_the_most_forgettable/ (TheNormalIndian)
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If you touch your screen in a specific pattern a pizza will arrive at your door.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge6iuq/if_you_touch_your_screen_in_a_specific_pattern_a/ (RAWR_XD42069)
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Mannequins are supermodels without brains.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge6ihy/mannequins_are_supermodels_without_brains/ (SumOfAllMisery)
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The mission structure in Halo 3 resembles the original Contra so much that it just might be an homage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge6fh8/the_mission_structure_in_halo_3_resembles_the/ (5enti3nt)
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People with kids are more likely to have grandchildren than those who don't have kids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge6bva/people_with_kids_are_more_likely_to_have/ (Kai_T4)
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Most people have yet to see a picture of their grandparents in their younger years

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge6ba7/most_people_have_yet_to_see_a_picture_of_their/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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Vitamin D deficiencies are probably going to skyrocket since most people aren't going outside regularly and soaking in the sun

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge6axi/vitamin_d_deficiencies_are_probably_going_to/ (calshu)
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If piranhas could walk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge6ad9/if_piranhas_could_walk/ (jetpak32)
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Your fingers have fingertips but your toes don’t have toetips, yet you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge69q9/your_fingers_have_fingertips_but_your_toes_dont/ ([deleted])
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A busted vacuum sucks but doesn’t suck

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge69h1/a_busted_vacuum_sucks_but_doesnt_suck/ (Darthtony1207)
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When someone dies with their braces on, the only two options are pretty fucked up: the dentist would have to take them off of the dead body or the body get buried with braces forever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge68y8/when_someone_dies_with_their_braces_on_the_only/ (Kalajasavakuy)
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Both trees and wooden fences reduce erosion, almost like they didn’t have to cut down the trees

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge65o1/both_trees_and_wooden_fences_reduce_erosion/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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You’ve probably met a murderer in your life and never even realized it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge652e/youve_probably_met_a_murderer_in_your_life_and/ (PhotoCropDuster)
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A VR headset is a room that looks bigger from the inside.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge63ez/a_vr_headset_is_a_room_that_looks_bigger_from_the/ (boomkil)
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There's being metal, and then there's being metal enough to use anti-straightening braces on your teeth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge62r5/theres_being_metal_and_then_theres_being_metal/ (churniglow)
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Samsung Z flip is worth more than a used car.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge61tu/samsung_z_flip_is_worth_more_than_a_used_car/ (RebelJustin)
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Giving someone a head start in a race helps you, if you lose, blame the head start, if you win, it’s more impressive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge5z95/giving_someone_a_head_start_in_a_race_helps_you/ (LegendaryTy)
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Advice comes from people who fail at everything or succeed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge5z8j/advice_comes_from_people_who_fail_at_everything/ (Dirtiestyoda)
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Rabbits and cats are pretty amazing. They groom themselves with their tongues, but their fur doesn't get the least bit damp and they somehow avoid getting fur on their tongue.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge5yv7/rabbits_and_cats_are_pretty_amazing_they_groom/ (spiderlover2006)
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When we dream each dream is about 15 seconds but feels like a couple of hours. before we die, there are 7 minutes where we relive our life as a dream, therefore, those 7 minutes must feel like at least a week.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge5yjc/when_we_dream_each_dream_is_about_15_seconds_but/ ([deleted])
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If you break the world record for most world records, you break the record again and enter an infinite loop of world records

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge5xv3/if_you_break_the_world_record_for_most_world/ (idabonyoulmao)
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Generic brands make all their money by opting products already made.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge5uli/generic_brands_make_all_their_money_by_opting/ (starplanet222)
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There are no more original thoughts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge5u2x/there_are_no_more_original_thoughts/ (puffferfish)
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"Human Resources" can be both a department that helps employees and the title of an itemized list written by Dr. Mengele

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge5tv1/human_resources_can_be_both_a_department_that/ (Backpacks_Got_Jets)
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Electrons have weight, so all the data in the world must weigh a lot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge5rg7/electrons_have_weight_so_all_the_data_in_the/ (NinoRino123)
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5-min crafts is a more formal How To Basic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge5pq0/5min_crafts_is_a_more_formal_how_to_basic/ (F_da_memeboi)
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Everyone has committed a crime to some degree at some point in their lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge5p6t/everyone_has_committed_a_crime_to_some_degree_at/ (Inaerius)
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Humans had to learn to fuck and make babies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge5o0r/humans_had_to_learn_to_fuck_and_make_babies/ (iknowanyone)
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There are probably only a handful amount of vehicles as much or more reliable than a Land Cruiser.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge5knk/there_are_probably_only_a_handful_amount_of/ (Jndst21)
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Calling your adult SO baby is the same as calling your fully grown dog a puppy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge5j0m/calling_your_adult_so_baby_is_the_same_as_calling/ (_DragonBlade_)
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The space bar does a whole lot more than add spaces.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge5hww/the_space_bar_does_a_whole_lot_more_than_add/ (XxabcdefghxX)
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Looks like the Lorax didn’t really convince anyone with his movie to stop deforestation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge5g5d/looks_like_the_lorax_didnt_really_convince_anyone/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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Two boys being breastfed by a wolf led thousands of years ago led to a popular pizza chain opening in 1959

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge5fjd/two_boys_being_breastfed_by_a_wolf_led_thousands/ (skipentro)
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Rumble, Stumble, and Tumble all rhyme, are sequential in the alphabet, and all describe a form of movement.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge5eit/rumble_stumble_and_tumble_all_rhyme_are/ (joelkeys0519)
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It's impossible to blink on a dream

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge5dsa/its_impossible_to_blink_on_a_dream/ (illdoitoneday)
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We all have different showering techniques.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge5cfs/we_all_have_different_showering_techniques/ (Gettheinfo2theppl)
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Whoever invented the lock saved a ton of peoples lives without even knowing them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge5bbs/whoever_invented_the_lock_saved_a_ton_of_peoples/ (roblox-streamer)
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If the plural of mouse is mice and the plural of louse is lice, then the plural of house must be hice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge59jt/if_the_plural_of_mouse_is_mice_and_the_plural_of/ ([deleted])
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It would suck to be a little kid in a time loop.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge5945/it_would_suck_to_be_a_little_kid_in_a_time_loop/ ([deleted])
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When you eat a shrimp where are it’s organs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge57p4/when_you_eat_a_shrimp_where_are_its_organs/ (HiddenPowers69)
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Astronauts that have been to the moon we’re seeing the earth delayed by 1.2 seconds due to the speed of light.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge578p/astronauts_that_have_been_to_the_moon_were_seeing/ ([deleted])
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You've never left your head

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge55jh/youve_never_left_your_head/ ([deleted])
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If you use water in a flame thrower it becomes a water gun

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge5514/if_you_use_water_in_a_flame_thrower_it_becomes_a/ (TangerineBoi)
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All flat earther’s do is find a new interesting way of proving the world is round.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge54iz/all_flat_earthers_do_is_find_a_new_interesting/ (IdoDeclareGoToHell)
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"lol" will likely be the last word a lot of us will send via text.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge540b/lol_will_likely_be_the_last_word_a_lot_of_us_will/ (high-and-seek)
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Fingernails are more affective at cleaning dishes than anything made to clean dishes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge53cj/fingernails_are_more_affective_at_cleaning_dishes/ (GameraVS)
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Pornhub will have to come up with a new fetish category. ‘Under the mask.’ It’ll be a bunch of mouths talking, close up of course.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge536c/pornhub_will_have_to_come_up_with_a_new_fetish/ (ddnut80)
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People often point out machines are the unique invention of humans. That in no way do other life forms make machines like cars and computers and rocket ships... but let us not forget gravel. Used almost everywhere. It's the foundation upon which most machines literally sit one way or the other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge51xq/people_often_point_out_machines_are_the_unique/ (VerbotenPublish)
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If someone is visually impaired, it could mean that they have bad eyesight, as well as that they're ugly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge51x8/if_someone_is_visually_impaired_it_could_mean/ (Pokemaster131)
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Sperm is just motion sickness for your dick

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge513u/sperm_is_just_motion_sickness_for_your_dick/ (Swerve06)
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I find it strange that influential people don’t get Google Doodles until they’re dead

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge506p/i_find_it_strange_that_influential_people_dont/ (KevinDaCube)
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It took humans longer to go from a wooden sword to a steel sword then to go from a steel sword to a atomic bomb that can wipe out city’s completely in seconds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge4zq9/it_took_humans_longer_to_go_from_a_wooden_sword/ ([deleted])
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I don’t think I’ve ever heard a Nickelback song in my life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge4zpv/i_dont_think_ive_ever_heard_a_nickelback_song_in/ (SwagYoloThiccChilFam)
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Moving to a cashless society is going to be significantly impactful for a source of homeless people's income

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge4zaw/moving_to_a_cashless_society_is_going_to_be/ ([deleted])
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Smartphones ruined pushing your friends into bodies of water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge4z5v/smartphones_ruined_pushing_your_friends_into/ (Arnios1)
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As you grow up, you are able to choose more security questions to answer when making online accounts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge4x1g/as_you_grow_up_you_are_able_to_choose_more/ (teddygreenbear)
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No one is drinking Corona for Cinco de Mayo this year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge4wn3/no_one_is_drinking_corona_for_cinco_de_mayo_this/ (radarmy)
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The word “etc.” is supposed to replace multiple other things in a list, but people mostly use it when they can’t think of anything else to add

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge4we2/the_word_etc_is_supposed_to_replace_multiple/ (gecko324)
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People constantly use "ginormous" yet it's still not classed as a word despite its popularity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge4vkj/people_constantly_use_ginormous_yet_its_still_not/ (ReaperGamingYT)
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At least one teacher out there is using discord instead of zoom

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge4vil/at_least_one_teacher_out_there_is_using_discord/ (ThoughtWalrus63)
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The reason pictures of UFOs are always low resolution is because if they were higher resolution, they'd be able to be identified

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge4vbp/the_reason_pictures_of_ufos_are_always_low/ (Deathbringer0990)
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Crabs think Fish are flying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge4ukk/crabs_think_fish_are_flying/ (PublicPoool)
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Life ain't long, but it can seem lengthier when it gets harder. And it can really fuck you from time to time. In short, just like a penis.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge4tv1/life_aint_long_but_it_can_seem_lengthier_when_it/ (meatloafking)
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If you're completely bald do you use soap or shampoo on your head ?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge4t3o/if_youre_completely_bald_do_you_use_soap_or/ (HamzaBD)
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A pickle is a cucumber's sour twin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge4t0g/a_pickle_is_a_cucumbers_sour_twin/ (j-sonchang)
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When you go to the grocery store you put the food in your cart, then you put the food on the check-out counter, then you put it back in your cart, then you put the food in your car, then from your car to your kitchen counter, then from counter to fridge. It's an hour of moving food around.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge4sjd/when_you_go_to_the_grocery_store_you_put_the_food/ (Rnkmm1212)
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You don't see any pr€sident wearing a mask.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge4r7w/you_dont_see_any_prsident_wearing_a_mask/ (SoyUnFracaso)
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“Big Red” is two adjectives that make up a noun

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge4prx/big_red_is_two_adjectives_that_make_up_a_noun/ (random-error404)
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Calling someone’s mom hot or ugly can be offensive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge4ojg/calling_someones_mom_hot_or_ugly_can_be_offensive/ (dankpenguin69)
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Maybe humans prefer the taste of high calories foods more than low calories is so our body could survive in previous centuries where food wasn't that easy to access. So humans would always go for the high calories that would let them survive longer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge4ody/maybe_humans_prefer_the_taste_of_high_calories/ (TsonK)
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Our gamer usernames are more unique than our real life ones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge4n9o/our_gamer_usernames_are_more_unique_than_our_real/ (Pandaploots)
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While working out if you do straight up 40 pushups it’s feels longer then doing 10 sets of 4

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge4lq7/while_working_out_if_you_do_straight_up_40/ (Metho8)
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It's been 15 years since 5/5/5

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge4l5b/its_been_15_years_since_555/ (MrCringeKidYT)
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Our life is as living as a celebrity because we are ourselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge4l1g/our_life_is_as_living_as_a_celebrity_because_we/ (RiasGremory3)
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We have unknowingly mastered the art of not stabbing ourself in the throath while eating with a fork.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge4km8/we_have_unknowingly_mastered_the_art_of_not/ (jamiebats)
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The expression 'right as rain' is probably referring to the fact that the rain drops straight to the ground at 90 degrees from the ground, otherwise known as a right angle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge4j4p/the_expression_right_as_rain_is_probably/ (arealhumannotabot)
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If you own one axe, you probably own two axes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge4j3a/if_you_own_one_axe_you_probably_own_two_axes/ (PTBunneh)
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www has more syllables than saying World Wide Web.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge4ial/www_has_more_syllables_than_saying_world_wide_web/ ([deleted])
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By definition, all schools and "homes" are dictatorships

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge4i7n/by_definition_all_schools_and_homes_are/ (Donktlon)
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A Dutch scientist is working with other scientists to create glow-in-the-dark trees, hoping to use them instead of streetlights

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge4h0b/a_dutch_scientist_is_working_with_other/ (MrJoestar42069)
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The sunrise is actually just us turning our faces to the humongous plasma ball at the center of our solar system that is so blindingly bright, we just can't see anything else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge4gpk/the_sunrise_is_actually_just_us_turning_our_faces/ (Thryfnir)
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People are expected to be frugal with their money and also view personalized, targeted, focus-group driven ads 24/7 created by people who have made it their life's work to understand the psychology behind advertising to get the most money out of them as possible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge4eey/people_are_expected_to_be_frugal_with_their_money/ (BusterCall4)
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PornHub has dozens of categories covering all sorts of kinks. But 100% of its users are into voyeurism whether they know it or not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge4ed4/pornhub_has_dozens_of_categories_covering_all/ (TIP-ME-YOUR-BAT)
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When we’re young, our frame isn’t too robust, but we feel invincible, yet as we grow up and become stronger, we mentally realize how much weaker we are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge4e84/when_were_young_our_frame_isnt_too_robust_but_we/ (Wepehe)
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Items like pipe cleaners have completely switched uses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge4d2h/items_like_pipe_cleaners_have_completely_switched/ (horny__jellyfish)
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Drip is a direct reflection of your swag.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge48mh/drip_is_a_direct_reflection_of_your_swag/ (karma-whore-64)
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You can not prove you're collourblind

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge48iw/you_can_not_prove_youre_collourblind/ (iosifm)
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The exaggerated cries, whines, and baby talk from older kids pretending to act like babies while playing is MUCH more annoying than an actual baby doing the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge484t/the_exaggerated_cries_whines_and_baby_talk_from/ (mbrian27)
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A slice of toast is an edible napkin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge47dk/a_slice_of_toast_is_an_edible_napkin/ (Oachkatzi)
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Sherlock holmes would probably like games like ace attorney and tetris

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge46e0/sherlock_holmes_would_probably_like_games_like/ (KWAKUDATSU)
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You usually click mechanical pencil when it's low on length, but you never actually run led until you can't write

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge45zh/you_usually_click_mechanical_pencil_when_its_low/ (MemeAnalazation)
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Saying someone is at a better place when they die is saying the person is living better without their loved ones on earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge43ym/saying_someone_is_at_a_better_place_when_they_die/ (Randomer328)
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The moment you try to dilute emptiness you’re deleting emptiness, because it stops being empty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge438a/the_moment_you_try_to_dilute_emptiness_youre/ (Thanos_meant_it_well)
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The objective of golf is to play the least amount of golf.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge42tl/the_objective_of_golf_is_to_play_the_least_amount/ (FOM_THE_BOMB)
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Guess it's going to be a thing of the past to tell people that their laugh or smile is infectious...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge42er/guess_its_going_to_be_a_thing_of_the_past_to_tell/ (johnny_beeee)
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A friend is someone you're nice towards. A great friend is someone you're an asshole towards.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge41y7/a_friend_is_someone_youre_nice_towards_a_great/ (ArloMio)
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Cats are extremely fit even though all they do is sleeping and laying around all day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge413c/cats_are_extremely_fit_even_though_all_they_do_is/ (HardscoperNekan)
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Sex addicts who are also prostiutes are making a living out of their hobby.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge408q/sex_addicts_who_are_also_prostiutes_are_making_a/ (CherryBlackEyes)
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People who know how to 3D print stuff will be the future's handymen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge3yew/people_who_know_how_to_3d_print_stuff_will_be_the/ (ActionJelly)
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Of every day of the year, your mom is going to be the least grateful when receiving a gift on Mother's Day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge3xjz/of_every_day_of_the_year_your_mom_is_going_to_be/ (wet__towel)
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Most ice cubes are actually rectangular prisms

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge3v69/most_ice_cubes_are_actually_rectangular_prisms/ (MyCrowz)
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Cats must have amazing dream lives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge3v3p/cats_must_have_amazing_dream_lives/ (spliffsplicing)
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We can remember how our dream ended but can't remember how it started.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge3ug8/we_can_remember_how_our_dream_ended_but_cant/ (TeamAnonymous8888)
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With smart devices saving your spot in movies, the VHS rewinding issue is back.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge3qsp/with_smart_devices_saving_your_spot_in_movies_the/ (jaugamer10)
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Flat earthers must really be 2D people and for all they know we are talking cardboard cutouts ..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge3qse/flat_earthers_must_really_be_2d_people_and_for/ (whimsical666)
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There is an unspoken rule that you must spin the socket wrench around before tightening or loosening a bolt

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge3q8x/there_is_an_unspoken_rule_that_you_must_spin_the/ (DownloadToaster)
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Superstars are famous before they are famous. They are paid to pretend to like it. Commoners are always commoners, paid 9 to 5 and pretend they like it pro bono

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge3mv4/superstars_are_famous_before_they_are_famous_they/ ([deleted])
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Google Earth is a great planning tool for criminals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge3l6q/google_earth_is_a_great_planning_tool_for/ (_Xepa)
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Adam and Eve wouldn't have had belly buttons

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge3k7s/adam_and_eve_wouldnt_have_had_belly_buttons/ ([deleted])
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Maybe it is harder to raise teenagers because we don’t own the Pokémon gym badges required for their obedience at those higher levels

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge3k4v/maybe_it_is_harder_to_raise_teenagers_because_we/ ([deleted])
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We take for granted the fact that lint sticks to itself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge3j7p/we_take_for_granted_the_fact_that_lint_sticks_to/ (Retro-Sexual)
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When the Jurassic Park dinosaurs chased vehicles they were breathing in the exhaust fumes from burned dinosaur remains.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge3h7c/when_the_jurassic_park_dinosaurs_chased_vehicles/ (churniglow)
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Elephants could probably go snorkeling. Imagine if there were saltwater elephants.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge3fyr/elephants_could_probably_go_snorkeling_imagine_if/ (rocksofiron)
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A dog biting you is the most extreme alarm to help you remember to feed them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge3fs1/a_dog_biting_you_is_the_most_extreme_alarm_to/ (_DragonBlade_)
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There are probably atoms in your body that haven't changed one bit since the last star blew up and reformed into our solar system. There's stuff inside your body that is billions of years old, unchanged.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge3foe/there_are_probably_atoms_in_your_body_that_havent/ (Chakkoty)
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If Harry had just put his memory in the Pensieve to prove Volemort was back, everything would've worked out way easier.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge3equ/if_harry_had_just_put_his_memory_in_the_pensieve/ (Command_user)
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You can't silently close a microwave like how you silently close a door.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge3dzz/you_cant_silently_close_a_microwave_like_how_you/ (xraven707x)
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It's spelt "Drive-thru" to save money on signage and lettering costs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge3dy4/its_spelt_drivethru_to_save_money_on_signage_and/ (Bi0_B1lly)
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A really motivated hacker can motivated todays people in the way the you think you can medevial people to think.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge3ds4/a_really_motivated_hacker_can_motivated_todays/ (Alonewanker)
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Prophecies are spoilers for the future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge3cl9/prophecies_are_spoilers_for_the_future/ (3bbd)
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If private companies beat nations in the space race, they will be the next nations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge3bae/if_private_companies_beat_nations_in_the_space/ (MarkReddits)
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Confusing a 22 for a chopper is a pretty big fail

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge387g/confusing_a_22_for_a_chopper_is_a_pretty_big_fail/ (SendItRicky)
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Your oven probably holds flavor like a cast iron skillet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge37bj/your_oven_probably_holds_flavor_like_a_cast_iron/ ([deleted])
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You are both the narrator and the character in the book you read.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge3787/you_are_both_the_narrator_and_the_character_in/ (lopezjessy)
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Laptop screens are portable monitors permanently attached to flat rectangular computers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge351k/laptop_screens_are_portable_monitors_permanently/ (JonSolo1)
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The peaceful relaxing sound of birds chirping and singing is literally just wet pieces of bird meat vibrating as air is squeezed through a meat tube.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge34lv/the_peaceful_relaxing_sound_of_birds_chirping_and/ (ThisTriggersTheLibs)
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Being furloughed from work is the adult equivalant of being grounded.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge340y/being_furloughed_from_work_is_the_adult/ (boabbypuller)
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The most commonly used word in the world is probably ‘what’

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge33if/the_most_commonly_used_word_in_the_world_is/ (JustDadThings88)
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In order to enjoy happiness, you have to feel like shit sometimes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge31rv/in_order_to_enjoy_happiness_you_have_to_feel_like/ (juicyknark)
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Flashbang grenades are super effective if the receiver is epileptic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge31e9/flashbang_grenades_are_super_effective_if_the/ (RealPaarthurnax)
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You can’t jump down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge319x/you_cant_jump_down/ (mr_no_it_alll)
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You have, at least once in Your life. Drunk water that has been inside the digestive system and then urination facility of another animal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge30c3/you_have_at_least_once_in_your_life_drunk_water/ (Aserthreto)
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If an object is meant to be a “fake” it’s actually real. A real fake.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge2z7o/if_an_object_is_meant_to_be_a_fake_its_actually/ (notprospero)
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The first joke ever told probably wasn’t even that funny

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge2y68/the_first_joke_ever_told_probably_wasnt_even_that/ (the_cursed_square)
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The most stubborn people are the ones who insist they aren’t stubborn

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge2wt5/the_most_stubborn_people_are_the_ones_who_insist/ (mrminimuffin101)
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Naming a man "The Child" and his son "man" can overcome the paradox "The child is the father of the man"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge2vuh/naming_a_man_the_child_and_his_son_man_can/ (TeamAnonymous8888)
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We think of wife swappers as a community, but we never think of husband swappers as one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge2v8v/we_think_of_wife_swappers_as_a_community_but_we/ (2oosra)
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When you buy a Slim Jim, it has a 50% chance of being either rockhard and disgusting, or nice and juicy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge2v6m/when_you_buy_a_slim_jim_it_has_a_50_chance_of/ (Gecko17888)
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For an advanced tech company actively working on all sorts of AI, Google is awfully anti-robot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge2ux0/for_an_advanced_tech_company_actively_working_on/ (Nazamroth)
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the person who invented the wheel must have been considered to be the smartest man in their society.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge2urb/the_person_who_invented_the_wheel_must_have_been/ (MoreTitle)
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Everyone believes in human evolution but they disagree on the trajectory.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge2uht/everyone_believes_in_human_evolution_but_they/ (churniglow)
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you can shoot for the stars, but your bullets will never make it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge2rr5/you_can_shoot_for_the_stars_but_your_bullets_will/ (MoreTitle)
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In movies, the poor kids are the ones getting bullied, but in real life it's normally the poor kids doing the bullying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge2qzz/in_movies_the_poor_kids_are_the_ones_getting/ (125RAILGUN)
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Bats and raccoons probably have happy hour at 5am instead of 5pm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge2ovf/bats_and_raccoons_probably_have_happy_hour_at_5am/ (LouisianaAmerican)
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Cows and horses is so domesticated it feels unnatural to imagine them free in nature

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge2ojs/cows_and_horses_is_so_domesticated_it_feels/ (beintimeforclass)
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If two galaxies collide and us humans are able to see it, we would witness the biggest/largest bayblade match ever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge2o6p/if_two_galaxies_collide_and_us_humans_are_able_to/ (ham_da_hamster)
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No one has seen a dinosaur but we have all breathed in their remains.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge2n53/no_one_has_seen_a_dinosaur_but_we_have_all/ (churniglow)
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You could transplant fake memories of a relationship in someone’s head and suddenly it’d be very hard to stay friends with whoever it was

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge2mnq/you_could_transplant_fake_memories_of_a/ (Cottoncandyskiesthrw)
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So many family’s that watched the wizard of oz when it came probably watched the full thing in black and white

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge2mah/so_many_familys_that_watched_the_wizard_of_oz/ (savetheplanet656)
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Someone,somewhere,is eating chips belonging to the same original potato as your chips.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge2m9n/someonesomewhereis_eating_chips_belonging_to_the/ (gevehsv)
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the very best criminals are the ones nobody knows about

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge2lth/the_very_best_criminals_are_the_ones_nobody_knows/ (MoreTitle)
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It’s not what you know, it’s your capacity to learn that’s important.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge2kx4/its_not_what_you_know_its_your_capacity_to_learn/ (imtdsninvu)
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An unknown login alert is a frape alarm

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge2kiz/an_unknown_login_alert_is_a_frape_alarm/ (dtiernan93)
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Babies are normally referred to as bundles of joy because they're a result of an orgasm

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge2kgk/babies_are_normally_referred_to_as_bundles_of_joy/ ([deleted])
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There is probably someone who gave up serial killing because it got boring.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge2k8j/there_is_probably_someone_who_gave_up_serial/ (churniglow)
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Most of us has probably shown middle finger to object for no particular reason

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge2jlt/most_of_us_has_probably_shown_middle_finger_to/ (TeamAnonymous8888)
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If women would like dicks like men like tits, we would see more dicks than tits.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge2jfr/if_women_would_like_dicks_like_men_like_tits_we/ (citizenofeurope)
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Animals that eat bugs are probably used to getting bit in their mouth while they eat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge2gw5/animals_that_eat_bugs_are_probably_used_to/ (OvenBakedRuffles)
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Wind can touch humans but humans can’t necessarily touch the wind

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge2fay/wind_can_touch_humans_but_humans_cant_necessarily/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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One brain named itself "brain" and ever since we have all been copying it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge2eoj/one_brain_named_itself_brain_and_ever_since_we/ (magnus-bear)
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If Hermione Granger is Black as JK Rowling says, «Mudblood» gets a whole new meaning

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge2ekr/if_hermione_granger_is_black_as_jk_rowling_says/ (BAMyouhaveaids1)
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your dog might not like playing fetch, but they are always loyal to retrieve the ball.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge2eim/your_dog_might_not_like_playing_fetch_but_they/ (MoreTitle)
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Substituting the letter "z" in place of "s" probably came about when somebody accidentally hit the nearby z key instead of the s, and figured it looked cool and just went with it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge2e56/substituting_the_letter_z_in_place_of_s_probably/ (chaddgar)
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The meaning of the word “fuck” is dependent upon which preposition dangles after it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge2dar/the_meaning_of_the_word_fuck_is_dependent_upon/ (MDawg74)
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All Humans Experience Loneliness. So In A Way, Loneliness Unites Us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge2d70/all_humans_experience_loneliness_so_in_a_way/ (throwitallaway9999z)
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Wall - E is Idiocracy Part 2

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge2d5z/wall_e_is_idiocracy_part_2/ (TheRealBigweld)
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Wearing a mask all day must make some people realize how bad their own breath smells.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge2cem/wearing_a_mask_all_day_must_make_some_people/ (theBacillus)
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PDA isn’t usually something you’d want to see but weddings are something you’d go to just to see two people do so

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge2ce7/pda_isnt_usually_something_youd_want_to_see_but/ (megafreshdaniel)
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You can't win an argument.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge2aec/you_cant_win_an_argument/ (kaleisonsale)
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No one uses ad space to save the planet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge299k/no_one_uses_ad_space_to_save_the_planet/ (korakata)
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When dreaming, our minds subject us to completely impossible realities and role play within them without our conscious control. It’d be far less mysterious if our dreams simply replayed important memories.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge28x9/when_dreaming_our_minds_subject_us_to_completely/ (ikaramazovspoema)
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Fish that stay underwater have probably never seen rain yet they are surrounded by rain water (not 100% of course)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge27xx/fish_that_stay_underwater_have_probably_never/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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elf on a shelf is actually just to introduce children into a surveillance state.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge27dp/elf_on_a_shelf_is_actually_just_to_introduce/ (MoreTitle)
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All digital art is a mosaic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge261g/all_digital_art_is_a_mosaic/ (anonymousbrowzer)
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It is extremely difficult to imagine/hear any of the Simpsons main characters swearing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge25ch/it_is_extremely_difficult_to_imaginehear_any_of/ (NEWSONVSU)
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sheep do not shrink in the rain, but wool clothing will

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge24fv/sheep_do_not_shrink_in_the_rain_but_wool_clothing/ (MoreTitle)
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There really isn't a reason for a microwave to make multiple beep sounds. If you didn't hear the first loud beep, you aren't likely to hear another identical loud beep 0.2 seconds afterwards.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge20wj/there_really_isnt_a_reason_for_a_microwave_to/ (majesticgoatperson)
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Technically,a baby is a biological invention

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge20d8/technicallya_baby_is_a_biological_invention/ (Artisticspawm)
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It's pretty horrifying how whenever we sleep our brain puts us in a false reality we usually think is real that causes really great or really bad things to happen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge207x/its_pretty_horrifying_how_whenever_we_sleep_our/ (Atalkingpizzabox)
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When cheatplanet, cheatcc, cheatopia, etc was still a thing, being a single gamer was quite an advantage if your SO used the same computer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge1xj2/when_cheatplanet_cheatcc_cheatopia_etc_was_still/ (Niccapptheshow17)
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We are the first generation of humans to be put through the experimental society that was created following WW2

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge1wxn/we_are_the_first_generation_of_humans_to_be_put/ (twintowersrubble)
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Math teaches us how to think for ourselves more than meditation does (some people claim meditation does), every artificial thing on Earth took math to create (and the given materials and tools of course)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge1wts/math_teaches_us_how_to_think_for_ourselves_more/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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You can’t ask for permission to steal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge1wb6/you_cant_ask_for_permission_to_steal/ ([deleted])
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Some people need to get shit on to get their shit off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge1vkw/some_people_need_to_get_shit_on_to_get_their_shit/ ([deleted])
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Money is the most important thing when you don't have any, and the least important thing when you have a lot of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge1upr/money_is_the_most_important_thing_when_you_dont/ (ZuZu091)
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Most of us would get pissed off by being pissed on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge1uel/most_of_us_would_get_pissed_off_by_being_pissed_on/ ([deleted])
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Everything changes, except for the very fact that everything changes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge1u2i/everything_changes_except_for_the_very_fact_that/ (RisedTitan)
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We might be the first generation to have summer in holidays instead of holidays in the summer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge1twh/we_might_be_the_first_generation_to_have_summer/ (theHisenberg)
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Your brain will pronounce "Beter" and "🅱eter" differently.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge1tr2/your_brain_will_pronounce_beter_and_eter/ (Domilego4)
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Maybe we really are sentient

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge1tbm/maybe_we_really_are_sentient/ (IllVagrant)
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Squirrels probably think we hung power lines so they would have bridges over roads

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge1snw/squirrels_probably_think_we_hung_power_lines_so/ (bhaggith)
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Melted cheese feels more unhealthy than not melted

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge1q5f/melted_cheese_feels_more_unhealthy_than_not_melted/ (the_jim_reaper72)
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You never really lose any hair, it just starts growing somewhere else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge1q02/you_never_really_lose_any_hair_it_just_starts/ ([deleted])
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We don't have a brain, we ARE a brain

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge1pnw/we_dont_have_a_brain_we_are_a_brain/ ([deleted])
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Based on physique alone Luigi is way more capable than Mario

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge1pjg/based_on_physique_alone_luigi_is_way_more_capable/ (moneybot13)
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Oral sex probably isn't very popular with centaurs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge1nu0/oral_sex_probably_isnt_very_popular_with_centaurs/ (tittyface)
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The tallest tree in the world must be proud.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge1nkq/the_tallest_tree_in_the_world_must_be_proud/ (whiskey52)
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Pretty wild how we used to eat cake after someone had just blown air from their mouth onto it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge1lyb/pretty_wild_how_we_used_to_eat_cake_after_someone/ (gera6227)
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A whole generation of people thought that sitting near a TV would ruin your eyes instead of realizing that people with bad eyesight were more likely to need to sit closer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge1lm5/a_whole_generation_of_people_thought_that_sitting/ (LordWesquire)
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Having a virgin wife so long into the marriage probably meant that Joseph was impotent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge1lge/having_a_virgin_wife_so_long_into_the_marriage/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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The art of photography nowadays is more or less the art of marketing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge1ix0/the_art_of_photography_nowadays_is_more_or_less/ (Lion-photography)
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The trees that became Jenga blocks are forced to relive their death over and over.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge1hmx/the_trees_that_became_jenga_blocks_are_forced_to/ (mrfahrenheit0)
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If you have a Wii U and a Gamecube, there's literally not a single reason to own an original Wii.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge1gaf/if_you_have_a_wii_u_and_a_gamecube_theres/ (unxile_phantom)
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When using electrical components such as leds, when you bend the pin it will never be truly straight again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge1g2o/when_using_electrical_components_such_as_leds/ (kazes101)
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actors must love roleplaying games

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge1dz8/actors_must_love_roleplaying_games/ (blue4029)
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When you look up at the night sky, you're actually looking into the past, as it can take millions of years for light from distant galaxies to reach us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge1dyk/when_you_look_up_at_the_night_sky_youre_actually/ (Thessyyy)
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3D printing in color is cheaper than regular printing in color

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge1doz/3d_printing_in_color_is_cheaper_than_regular/ (Pingo1512)
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You can never prove anything with 100% certainty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge1cvx/you_can_never_prove_anything_with_100_certainty/ (joel_kilgore)
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Snorting coke is not a good idea, no matter which kind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge1ate/snorting_coke_is_not_a_good_idea_no_matter_which/ (Gurgles_Gargles)
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There are 2 ways to appear cool on the internet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge1ark/there_are_2_ways_to_appear_cool_on_the_internet/ (AranSkye02)
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Once we turn into an interplanetary species, online games will break.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge1aqf/once_we_turn_into_an_interplanetary_species/ (Green__Wolf)
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People who have their heads up their ass could be represented by the symbol: 6

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge197i/people_who_have_their_heads_up_their_ass_could_be/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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Master Shake from Aquateen and Gambit from X-Men both have the same ability.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge17i0/master_shake_from_aquateen_and_gambit_from_xmen/ (WillyBluntz89)
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When you are in freezing temperatures and your limbs start to go numb, that is the closest we get to feeling outer space.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge15h5/when_you_are_in_freezing_temperatures_and_your/ (LawLayLewLayLow)
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Saying “I am a good liar.” creates a paradox.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge146x/saying_i_am_a_good_liar_creates_a_paradox/ (azn_potnoodle)
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Scientifically speaking, If ghost are real, ghost of cells would also exist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge12lq/scientifically_speaking_if_ghost_are_real_ghost/ (Making__Bac0n)
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You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take but you might miss the shot so bad that you hit a pregnant woman in the crowd then get kicked off the team

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge12bi/you_miss_100_of_the_shots_you_dont_take_but_you/ (cubiez)
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Cops want crime rates dropping to 0% but that will just unemploy them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge0zz1/cops_want_crime_rates_dropping_to_0_but_that_will/ (awslos)
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Joseph was the divine cuckold.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge0za2/joseph_was_the_divine_cuckold/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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It Makes Sense People's Parent's Are Often Hot On "Oldschool Cool" Because They Landed a Spouse

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge0yzi/it_makes_sense_peoples_parents_are_often_hot_on/ (Invicta_Game)
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The curse "May you live in interesting times" is actually a curse on your whole society just to inconvenience you, and worded so some think it's a blessing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge0yer/the_curse_may_you_live_in_interesting_times_is/ (Mechasteel)
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People who believe gawd will save them, shouldn't be allowed to use medical facilities.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge0yc3/people_who_believe_gawd_will_save_them_shouldnt/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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Being heartless sometimes keeps you alive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge0wus/being_heartless_sometimes_keeps_you_alive/ (DemocraticTerminator)
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If gawd is everywhere, he's inside your ass as well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge0wsn/if_gawd_is_everywhere_hes_inside_your_ass_as_well/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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Both "Nice guy" and "simp" have been overused so much that they switched meanings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge0vd4/both_nice_guy_and_simp_have_been_overused_so_much/ (JetZflare25)
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If humans could fly, but it took effort most of us wouldn't do it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge0v95/if_humans_could_fly_but_it_took_effort_most_of_us/ (Durden11)
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Not only is it Cinco de Mayo but its also Taco Tuesday. The world really is full of miracles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge0tl6/not_only_is_it_cinco_de_mayo_but_its_also_taco/ (PuddlesIsHere)
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It may not have been a coincidence that we got footage of a UFO after the U.S. Space Force was formed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge0s7x/it_may_not_have_been_a_coincidence_that_we_got/ (MasterChief9523)
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Can't have crimes if you don't have people to commit crimes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge0rj4/cant_have_crimes_if_you_dont_have_people_to/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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Once Robo Armies will be mainstream, patriotism will become more like a sports.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge0rio/once_robo_armies_will_be_mainstream_patriotism/ (thesankreturns)
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Because of how common earphone are nowadays, there will be an extremely high number of hearing damage cases in the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge0qup/because_of_how_common_earphone_are_nowadays_there/ (IAmBlack626)
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“Salsa con Queso” is very clearly “Queso con Salsa”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge0qfi/salsa_con_queso_is_very_clearly_queso_con_salsa/ (Connor5901)
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Guess they won't be making a remake of Stephen King's "The Stand" anytime soon...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge0odh/guess_they_wont_be_making_a_remake_of_stephen/ (decanderus)
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The only people that have not kicked pregnant women are kids born without legs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge0n91/the_only_people_that_have_not_kicked_pregnant/ (Mewmow23)
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The Apple Watch is the modern-day Fallout Pip-Boy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge0lxz/the_apple_watch_is_the_modernday_fallout_pipboy/ (MattBatz1991)
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The Streisand effect being named after Barbara Streisand is the ultimate Streisand effect

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge0klj/the_streisand_effect_being_named_after_barbara/ (Fill-Chapo)
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It’s not necrophilia if it’s a zombie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge0jp3/its_not_necrophilia_if_its_a_zombie/ (Ricketysyntax)
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You're only good at using a fork in your left hand when holding a knife in the other

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge0jcd/youre_only_good_at_using_a_fork_in_your_left_hand/ (apatkinson)
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A truly "smart" TV would have the option to automatically turn the volume down during commercials

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge0h78/a_truly_smart_tv_would_have_the_option_to/ ([deleted])
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It must be hard for wild animals to trust humans. Some humans want to hunt them, some want to save them, and some are indifferent. You would feel confused if a pack of lions tried to protect you whilst another tried to save you, or dope you just to cuddle you and take a photo

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge0g2f/it_must_be_hard_for_wild_animals_to_trust_humans/ (roodeeMental)
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"I am very humble" doesn't sound very humble

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge0em0/i_am_very_humble_doesnt_sound_very_humble/ (GNR_DejuKeju)
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Humans are one of the most intelligent species on earth, yet we fall into believing superstitions that have no true facts or evidence proving them to be real.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge0c6e/humans_are_one_of_the_most_intelligent_species_on/ (luna_verse)
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If you could turn invisible, you would suffer severe radiation poisoning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge0bw6/if_you_could_turn_invisible_you_would_suffer/ (snorting_anthrax)
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In order to hide stuff well, you have to think outside of the box

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge0bol/in_order_to_hide_stuff_well_you_have_to_think/ (rnielsen776)
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On the surface it seems bad, sure, but 'murder hornets' could be a sign that nature is running out of ideas to get rid of us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge092q/on_the_surface_it_seems_bad_sure_but_murder/ (BKinBC)
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That rich dude is doing a piss poor job of trying to get his video removed from the internet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge08ke/that_rich_dude_is_doing_a_piss_poor_job_of_trying/ (jimtrickington)
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People work for 9 hours per day so they have an excuse to be lazy for the next 15 hours.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge05n1/people_work_for_9_hours_per_day_so_they_have_an/ (aysayaa)
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Pink Floyd is ASMR for stoners

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge04wc/pink_floyd_is_asmr_for_stoners/ (Bloopie)
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We usually despise some of the characters in the movies/series because of their behavior. But what we don't actually realize is that their behavior is the closest to people in real life, rather than the ones we actually like in the story.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge02mo/we_usually_despise_some_of_the_characters_in_the/ (whatthezucc)
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Singing competitions profit more from bad singers than good ones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge01at/singing_competitions_profit_more_from_bad_singers/ (Shamsomair)
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If you could live forever and endlessly explored every inch of the planet, you'd eventually get cabin fever by being outside

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ge00fw/if_you_could_live_forever_and_endlessly_explored/ (Atumisk)
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Babe and Gordy were both made in 1995, the Year of the Pig.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdzzpt/babe_and_gordy_were_both_made_in_1995_the_year_of/ (JuiceWaaave)
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We associate vanilla with being boring, but it's actually a pretty unique and interesting flavor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdzx7d/we_associate_vanilla_with_being_boring_but_its/ (darkludus)
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In the future we’re gonna have AI algorithms that lets us preview haircuts and clothing on ourselfs like in video games

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdzw5b/in_the_future_were_gonna_have_ai_algorithms_that/ (Samuel_Asteroid)
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The first ever guy to drink cow milk must have been shunned in the village.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdzvu0/the_first_ever_guy_to_drink_cow_milk_must_have/ (zagacious)
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All black holes are playing a game of agar.io

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdzvms/all_black_holes_are_playing_a_game_of_agario/ (MrPancakes101)
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Don’t worry you’re not 5’ 8” you’re actually 4’ 20”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdzurk/dont_worry_youre_not_5_8_youre_actually_4_20/ ([deleted])
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It's not cool do dig people up after 20 years. It is cool to dig them up after 2000.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdzufo/its_not_cool_do_dig_people_up_after_20_years_it/ (Liberty_For_All_)
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If two pairs of identical twins get married and have kids. Those kids wouldn’t be cousins. Genetically they would be siblings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdzsq0/if_two_pairs_of_identical_twins_get_married_and/ (Chefaustinp)
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There will be a point in your life where you will experience the most pain you ever will. If not, you have already gone through the most painful moment in your entire existence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdzs61/there_will_be_a_point_in_your_life_where_you_will/ (NotOnlyAGaMer)
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In Wall-E , everyone is morbidly obese to the point womens shouldn't be able support a getus , yet there are babies in the cruiser .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdzrhx/in_walle_everyone_is_morbidly_obese_to_the_point/ (kaushalovich)
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Physics is one of the most hated classes, yet it's the only subject that applies at all times.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdzorx/physics_is_one_of_the_most_hated_classes_yet_its/ (Davenepeta)
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You are literally insane if you use punctuation on google searches.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdzoh5/you_are_literally_insane_if_you_use_punctuation/ (image-jpg)
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At some point in history, the World Wars will be so far in the past that history teachers will be forced to talk about them extremely briefly, to keep up with the program

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdzo59/at_some_point_in_history_the_world_wars_will_be/ (Zarathustra1969)
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As outdoor places start to open, face mask tan lines are going to be a thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdzjue/as_outdoor_places_start_to_open_face_mask_tan/ (everyoneisxehanort)
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The moral of 'the Tortoise and the Hare' is not that slow and steady wins the race, but it's to not become overconfident.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdzjqf/the_moral_of_the_tortoise_and_the_hare_is_not/ (GoldBacon11)
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Killing two birds with one stone isn't that hard as long as you don't lose the stone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdzj88/killing_two_birds_with_one_stone_isnt_that_hard/ (Wir2d)
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The Mask Era we are living in, makes us better at noticing genuine smile in the eyes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdzilj/the_mask_era_we_are_living_in_makes_us_better_at/ (armutuzmani)
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It's a good job the rest of our bones don't grow as wonky as some people's teeth do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdzigz/its_a_good_job_the_rest_of_our_bones_dont_grow_as/ (tomatojuice1)
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Just like how many humans are bad drivers it stands to reason there are birds that suck at flying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdzhzx/just_like_how_many_humans_are_bad_drivers_it/ (krugle_)
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Actors who get annoyed when fans recognise them from a role they don’t consider to be their ‘best work’ have only themselves to blame for being such a great actor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdzgqc/actors_who_get_annoyed_when_fans_recognise_them/ (Iamtheponderer)
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Stephen King is seen more as a brand than a person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdze1u/stephen_king_is_seen_more_as_a_brand_than_a_person/ (Furgledurp)
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If there is ever a tornado at 10:00 AM on the first Tuesday of the month, we are all in grave danger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdzdk4/if_there_is_ever_a_tornado_at_1000_am_on_the/ (iLutheran)
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In the past, rich people used to be fat and poor ones slim. Nowadays it's the exact opposite, because the rich ones can afford high quality and balanced diet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdzdad/in_the_past_rich_people_used_to_be_fat_and_poor/ (francois_nibber)
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"Lamborghini" sounds much more like an Italian meat and pasta dish rather than a car.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdzbix/lamborghini_sounds_much_more_like_an_italian_meat/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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The turtle from Wonderpets is definitely going to outlive the other two

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdzano/the_turtle_from_wonderpets_is_definitely_going_to/ (LardyParty117)
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The difference between complaining and whining is that complaining has the purpose of actually changing something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdzaao/the_difference_between_complaining_and_whining_is/ (FuzzySplitz)
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Long ago a wolf explained to his son, "Eat a man and you'll be fed for a day. Whimper and roll over and play dead, and he'll feed you for a lifetime."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdz9mt/long_ago_a_wolf_explained_to_his_son_eat_a_man/ (sjryan)
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Stephen King has become more of a genre than a person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdz9db/stephen_king_has_become_more_of_a_genre_than_a/ ([deleted])
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Getting up and getting down are opposite directions and opposite moods

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdz9cj/getting_up_and_getting_down_are_opposite/ (scodal)
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Most of the paper we've consumed, probably comes from the Big Ben caramels

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdz7c5/most_of_the_paper_weve_consumed_probably_comes/ (The-Fish-Lord)
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Deadpool could always just drown

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdz64j/deadpool_could_always_just_drown/ (Bigboii91)
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The less seriously you take yourself on the internet, the more fun you have.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdz608/the_less_seriously_you_take_yourself_on_the/ (JohnO500)
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You have never seen your face. Only pictures and reflections of it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdz5xy/you_have_never_seen_your_face_only_pictures_and/ ([deleted])
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For someone to rickroll you they have to first rickroll themselves to get the link.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdz5lq/for_someone_to_rickroll_you_they_have_to_first/ (dankpenguin69)
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All the enemies of Doom could make up a tf2 overwatch style game eg. Arch-Vile as the medic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdz49j/all_the_enemies_of_doom_could_make_up_a_tf2/ (mynameismatt06)
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The heaviest object that you've ever hit your head with is the Earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdz3gr/the_heaviest_object_that_youve_ever_hit_your_head/ (stenlis)
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There is no proof that we all see the same colors and there probably never will.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdz39t/there_is_no_proof_that_we_all_see_the_same_colors/ (galcticcat)
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Egrets don't care if other egrets are eaten.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdz2av/egrets_dont_care_if_other_egrets_are_eaten/ (David_Diron)
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If alligators/crocodiles could open their mouths with as much force as they could close them, they would probably be considered a legitimate predator of humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdz17w/if_alligatorscrocodiles_could_open_their_mouths/ (Revanty)
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Nowadays surveys are disappearing because the internet is an easier way to watch you and know all your preferences.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdz0dc/nowadays_surveys_are_disappearing_because_the/ (slim_alien)
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if the earth was flat all of the flat earthers could prove it by walking off the edge ending the flat earth society

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdyzjq/if_the_earth_was_flat_all_of_the_flat_earthers/ (TheBros13)
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That moment when you describe someone as old and realize they are the same age as you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdyz3b/that_moment_when_you_describe_someone_as_old_and/ (John_Wick_Detroit)
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The belt loops on your pants prevent your belt from moving up not falling down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdyyei/the_belt_loops_on_your_pants_prevent_your_belt/ (SoulFishin)
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The earth holds every single organism (human, animal, plants, etc.) in one way or another

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdyx2p/the_earth_holds_every_single_organism_human/ (L1m1x)
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Physically you're always getting sandwiched while lifting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdywl8/physically_youre_always_getting_sandwiched_while/ (MCUltraRetarded)
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As humanity advances in tecnoloy, space movies will be filmed in actual space.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdyszy/as_humanity_advances_in_tecnoloy_space_movies/ (MaxwellMendo)
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The person who discovered, "staring at the sun damages your eyes," was either a complete idiot or an unrecognized hero.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdyqbq/the_person_who_discovered_staring_at_the_sun/ (flippedalid)
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The fight between the mountain and oberyn is a perfect example of how skill outclasses weight until skill becomes arrogance

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdyq2l/the_fight_between_the_mountain_and_oberyn_is_a/ (ValidatingUsername)
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Mermaids asexually reproduce since they have no vagina

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdyp0l/mermaids_asexually_reproduce_since_they_have_no/ (saiunknown)
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The pros of being alone is that you're alone and the cons is also that you're alone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdyoos/the_pros_of_being_alone_is_that_youre_alone_and/ (Bludy_Fox0)
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If cats had funerals, they could ask what was said about them when they come back for their next life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdynsr/if_cats_had_funerals_they_could_ask_what_was_said/ ([deleted])
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If you bet $1,000,000 on someone becoming a millionaire, you’d have instantly won

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdymsc/if_you_bet_1000000_on_someone_becoming_a/ (Jonjoncom)
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The first human on earth held every world record at one point

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdymgx/the_first_human_on_earth_held_every_world_record/ (ApokolipZx)
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If you put a block of butter in the microwave, it melts from the inside.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdylwx/if_you_put_a_block_of_butter_in_the_microwave_it/ (AustralianCanadian)
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The color red is associated with, love and peace but also death and hate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdyj21/the_color_red_is_associated_with_love_and_peace/ (Hussain_Lali)
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For being the UK’s best fictional spy, James Bond sure gets discovered and captured a lot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdyijz/for_being_the_uks_best_fictional_spy_james_bond/ (Boomstick1201)
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At some point in the last 10 years or so, we stopped using "http://www." in all internet addresses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdyiff/at_some_point_in_the_last_10_years_or_so_we/ (clearwall)
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Kids in the near future will have next to no clue what the original Mario theme was.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdyiak/kids_in_the_near_future_will_have_next_to_no_clue/ (ASinglePlant)
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Eating a bowl of Capt Crunch and eating a bowl of very hot soup has the same outcome

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdyh1h/eating_a_bowl_of_capt_crunch_and_eating_a_bowl_of/ (nicksmom25)
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Trees cut down for jenga blocks are forced to relive their death over and over again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdydc8/trees_cut_down_for_jenga_blocks_are_forced_to/ (Dinomite35)
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Farts are guts flavored perfumes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdy91d/farts_are_guts_flavored_perfumes/ (PanDzikipan)
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TikTok's logo appears as if you're looking at it while under the influence of drugs(ectasy), thus trying to project the feeling of euphoria the moment you open the app.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdy7l6/tiktoks_logo_appears_as_if_youre_looking_at_it/ (dontdrinkthewater90)
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One of the most annoying things in the world is when google docs autocorrects 'There' to 'Their'.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdy5q5/one_of_the_most_annoying_things_in_the_world_is/ (ya_asian_boi)
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Without Crash Bandicoot you probably could have gone your whole life without knowing what a bandicoot was.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdy4r0/without_crash_bandicoot_you_probably_could_have/ (MasterofCreamCheese)
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We often remember more about the exceptions than about the rules.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdy4k9/we_often_remember_more_about_the_exceptions_than/ (FreestyleSkills)
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2020 is the 2012 we wanted but we never had

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdmsyd/2020_is_the_2012_we_wanted_but_we_never_had/ (EXtremeExploit)
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Birds probably think we are using psychics powers when they can't get through windows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdgm94/birds_probably_think_we_are_using_psychics_powers/ (thezoomerguy)
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Aussie Grandma throws Grandpa out of the house, but Grandchild says “All good, the Boomerang and said he’s on his way back.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdce9n/aussie_grandma_throws_grandpa_out_of_the_house/ (Bed_RockStar)
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A lot of goldfish and hamsters in pet stores are probably wondering where we all went.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gdce91/a_lot_of_goldfish_and_hamsters_in_pet_stores_are/ (beeranden)
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You’re probably in the background of so many photos and videos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcwxmp/youre_probably_in_the_background_of_so_many/ (Bdog32bro)
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If everyone strictly follows posted speed limit along their commute, there will be traffic jams everywhere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcvmiv/if_everyone_strictly_follows_posted_speed_limit/ (zotbuster)
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A stake through the heart works on non-vampires too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcfvuu/a_stake_through_the_heart_works_on_nonvampires_too/ (shopcounterwill)
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People are open minded to try something new with their partner until they find themselves strapped to the bed with 10lbs. of metal and leather while Pre-hibernation by Pantera starts playing in the background. Then the lights go out and you forgot the safe word.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcft4q/people_are_open_minded_to_try_something_new_with/ (triotone)
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Nothing makes sense if you look at it closely

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcfqpr/nothing_makes_sense_if_you_look_at_it_closely/ (AdHd_thursday)
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Welcome back adults, hope you enjoyed your Summer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcflnv/welcome_back_adults_hope_you_enjoyed_your_summer/ (McMurphy11)
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When you think, you hear yourself, while nobody speaks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcfgnk/when_you_think_you_hear_yourself_while_nobody/ (pjotrskoo)
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TikTok has basically turned into a soft-core porn app.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcffos/tiktok_has_basically_turned_into_a_softcore_porn/ (SheepBlubber)
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Dads nicknamed their kids ‘Squirt’ because of how they were conceived.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcfdo8/dads_nicknamed_their_kids_squirt_because_of_how/ (rionism)
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Boomers sexualised baby, Millennials sexualised daddy, and Gen-Z sexualised step-brother/sister...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcf978/boomers_sexualised_baby_millennials_sexualised/ (Huskyy23)
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Jasmine could've sicked her tiger on Jafar and killed him.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcf851/jasmine_couldve_sicked_her_tiger_on_jafar_and/ (YodasChick-O-Stick)
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Your finger bones have skin gloves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcf6ju/your_finger_bones_have_skin_gloves/ (heatherkan)
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Darth Vader being Luke's dad is probably the most widely accepted spoiler there is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcf2cm/darth_vader_being_lukes_dad_is_probably_the_most/ (Blottomatic)
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In a relation, either you love fucking someone or you fucking love someone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcf29p/in_a_relation_either_you_love_fucking_someone_or/ (trickyRascal)
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Making a joke doesn't prove you have a sense of humor. Taking a joke does.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcf0ta/making_a_joke_doesnt_prove_you_have_a_sense_of/ (ritzz2_0)
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To the Simpsons, watching Itchy & Scratchy must seem like hyper-realistic CGI

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcexs3/to_the_simpsons_watching_itchy_scratchy_must_seem/ (Lovebot_AI)
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If all English songs were played at once, we’d have a lot of things to do tonight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcewkm/if_all_english_songs_were_played_at_once_wed_have/ (SirNajibb)
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Abusing someone into perceived introversion financially or otherwise doesn't make them anti-social, it makes you an abuser

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcdztj/abusing_someone_into_perceived_introversion/ (ValidatingUsername)
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Being high is breaking free from the numbness of our senses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcdybu/being_high_is_breaking_free_from_the_numbness_of/ (Kaynos72)
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The only difference between an educational sex video and a porno is who shows it to you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcdvtr/the_only_difference_between_an_educational_sex/ (Natedogz117)
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OSHA is going to record a large downtick of workplace accidents followed by a large uptick as people relearn their jobs...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcduuk/osha_is_going_to_record_a_large_downtick_of/ (werbear40)
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You never truly know how much you rely on reading people's lips,even when your hearing is fine, until you're forced to continuously talk to people wearing face masks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcdu5o/you_never_truly_know_how_much_you_rely_on_reading/ (engineerdrummer)
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Passing in your sleep is the most desired but scariest to consider just slipping from existence without even knowing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcdt2b/passing_in_your_sleep_is_the_most_desired_but/ (MagicSilver)
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“Triple Threat” has 3 T’s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcdsyw/triple_threat_has_3_ts/ (Merfmo)
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If we look at elephants, lions and giraffes in zoo’s around the western world. Then Africans must look at pigeons, Rats, and Tik Tokers at their zoo’s.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcdqtu/if_we_look_at_elephants_lions_and_giraffes_in/ (Malonezone27)
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Every piece of restaurant silverware you use has been in a thousand other strangers’ mouths.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcdoss/every_piece_of_restaurant_silverware_you_use_has/ (hit-the-brakes)
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Even if a coin is the same on both sides, your odds of calling it correctly are still the same if you aren’t aware

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcdoiu/even_if_a_coin_is_the_same_on_both_sides_your/ (Eye_Decay)
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When you turn of the light the music gets louder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcdmfo/when_you_turn_of_the_light_the_music_gets_louder/ (kwonza)
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In relative terms, most of our pets are older than us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcdlpx/in_relative_terms_most_of_our_pets_are_older_than/ (Pmmesmallboobz)
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If we really wanted to we could make any random artist wildly successful in less than 24 hours by simply clicking an arrow pointing up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcdlgv/if_we_really_wanted_to_we_could_make_any_random/ (horseboob)
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Being awake, will never be a certitude.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcdlfo/being_awake_will_never_be_a_certitude/ (Wir2d)
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If background music existed in real life like in the movies, it would make it easier and more understandable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcdjsd/if_background_music_existed_in_real_life_like_in/ (thegoldendoodleone)
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Being able to slam a phone down to hang up on someone used to be so satisfying

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcdjpv/being_able_to_slam_a_phone_down_to_hang_up_on/ (moneybot13)
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Loki is one of the least "low-key" marvel characters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcdjjc/loki_is_one_of_the_least_lowkey_marvel_characters/ (TheCelestialEquation)
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The real cooking happens inside our body

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcdgk6/the_real_cooking_happens_inside_our_body/ (111248)
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A house is a permanent hotel suite

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcdfuv/a_house_is_a_permanent_hotel_suite/ (xbox360noscope)
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Noses are harder to draw because they are only defined by shading, not harsh lines like eyes and lips.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcde1u/noses_are_harder_to_draw_because_they_are_only/ (AustinTheWeird)
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Movies without soundtracks would suck

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcdd16/movies_without_soundtracks_would_suck/ (usernamenotfound701)
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LEGO is probably the fastest plastic surgeon in the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcdaqg/lego_is_probably_the_fastest_plastic_surgeon_in/ (fluidnarrow0607)
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Life isn't really a journey it's more of a mission

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcdadt/life_isnt_really_a_journey_its_more_of_a_mission/ (Its_sab101)
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The two harshest sentences you can receive in a court room are a life sentence and a death sentence; which are exact opposites.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcd9fm/the_two_harshest_sentences_you_can_receive_in_a/ (Bohlsjong46920)
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When you're drinking any alcoholic beverage both you and the drink get drunk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcd8p5/when_youre_drinking_any_alcoholic_beverage_both/ (Its_sab101)
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The amount of people getting laid when clubbing is probably going to double the first night clubs and bars reopen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcd7zy/the_amount_of_people_getting_laid_when_clubbing/ (Trulstei)
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A laser pointer isn't a laser *pointer*. It's a laser. WE are the pointers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcd7ym/a_laser_pointer_isnt_a_laser_pointer_its_a_laser/ (Carnalvore86)
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There are probably millions of fish that died of starvation in fancy spas across the world because they couldn’t eat the dead skin off people’s feet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcd5gw/there_are_probably_millions_of_fish_that_died_of/ (Hairless_Squatch)
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Sometimes, a joke is so "bad" it makes you laugh.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcd51v/sometimes_a_joke_is_so_bad_it_makes_you_laugh/ (SuperLegoBrick)
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Animals would probably advance just like humans. But it doesn't happen just because they suck at passing information.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcd4jm/animals_would_probably_advance_just_like_humans/ (iambertan)
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Lots of people learn to be careful with hit thing from burning themselves, but not many many people learn to be careful with guns by getting shot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcd48k/lots_of_people_learn_to_be_careful_with_hit_thing/ (dankpenguin69)
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It has become normal to not know what day it is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcd39z/it_has_become_normal_to_not_know_what_day_it_is/ ([deleted])
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Voldemort most likely put on the lost diadem of ravenclaw while enchanting it into a Horcrux.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcd2x9/voldemort_most_likely_put_on_the_lost_diadem_of/ (paulfromtwitch)
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When there is CCTV that identifies you by your own unique walk, a whole new black market will appear of people selling new walks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcd16o/when_there_is_cctv_that_identifies_you_by_your/ (YaBoyLantony)
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As much as you might love a song, you're usually always waiting for a certain part of it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcd04b/as_much_as_you_might_love_a_song_youre_usually/ (epoch44)
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Homer Simpson and Fred Flintstone both had a best friend named Barney who didn't have a job.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcd01h/homer_simpson_and_fred_flintstone_both_had_a_best/ (ceebeefour)
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We don’t jump very often.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcczyb/we_dont_jump_very_often/ (Pastaman125)
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Flamingos eat blue-algae and turn pink

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gccz80/flamingos_eat_bluealgae_and_turn_pink/ (51x79)
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It's amazing how a cat, who is merely one foot tall, always has its anus right at eye level

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gccync/its_amazing_how_a_cat_who_is_merely_one_foot_tall/ (Brick_in_the_dbol)
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If the wizards in the Harry Potter universe we’re trying to keep everything a secret from muggles, they must be super pissed at JK Rowling for spilling the beans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gccwrz/if_the_wizards_in_the_harry_potter_universe_were/ (chin_up)
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Hymnal makers have to make #666 their worst hymn so it never gets announced.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gccwkk/hymnal_makers_have_to_make_666_their_worst_hymn/ (Jessepiano)
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The secret to the animation is an exaggeration of movements

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gccwdu/the_secret_to_the_animation_is_an_exaggeration_of/ (indolgofera)
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Even if you can reincarnate, you still have to start all over.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcctp5/even_if_you_can_reincarnate_you_still_have_to/ (_Legend_Has_It_)
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It's kind of fucked up that everyone drank their resurrected homies blood at the last supper.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gccsvx/its_kind_of_fucked_up_that_everyone_drank_their/ (labambabeef21)
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Mentioning the existence of a plot twist while talking about a movie is a spoiler for someone smart enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gccp2y/mentioning_the_existence_of_a_plot_twist_while/ (plaffy46)
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Almost all animals think humans are wholesome beings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gccojq/almost_all_animals_think_humans_are_wholesome/ (krabbetjes)
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You've probably eaten more variety of food than all of your ancestors combined.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcclav/youve_probably_eaten_more_variety_of_food_than/ (orange_lazarus1)
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Everyone is trying to find ways to go back to normal instead of working toward a new normal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gccl5s/everyone_is_trying_to_find_ways_to_go_back_to/ (NotShap13)
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We don't bite down. We bite up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcckvk/we_dont_bite_down_we_bite_up/ ([deleted])
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Seeing as most people think hairless animals look weird think about how our pets must feel looking at us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcckl1/seeing_as_most_people_think_hairless_animals_look/ (GetMrBeaned)
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Hell is the area under the earth while heaven is the sky and beyond. So technically heaven is infinite times bigger than hell, and thus your chances of going to hell are very slim.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gccjqd/hell_is_the_area_under_the_earth_while_heaven_is/ (pur__0_0__)
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Spiders would probably be shocked to find out that despite their size, some humans are terrified of them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gccj6f/spiders_would_probably_be_shocked_to_find_out/ (badnan5410)
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The opposite of inside out is not outside in, it's inside in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcch5d/the_opposite_of_inside_out_is_not_outside_in_its/ (Not_A_Weebalo)
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Egg, potato, and tuna all become a salad if you just add mayonnaise to them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gccgyi/egg_potato_and_tuna_all_become_a_salad_if_you/ (GivesAssessment)
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Burger kings nuggets are a pinch of seasoning and a splash of country gravy away from being bite size chicken fried steak...ums..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gccez1/burger_kings_nuggets_are_a_pinch_of_seasoning_and/ (EvolutionarySnafu)
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Dental hygiene would vastly improve if people could taste their own breath.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcce2q/dental_hygiene_would_vastly_improve_if_people/ (hamtaylor)
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98% of songs containing the word "baby" are not referring to actual babies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gccbrq/98_of_songs_containing_the_word_baby_are_not/ (MasterofCreamCheese)
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With wearing a mask becoming a social norm, being a ventriloquist must be a ton easier.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gccaex/with_wearing_a_mask_becoming_a_social_norm_being/ (NighTraiN7804)
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Something out of the norm becomes normal if a lot of people do it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gccabi/something_out_of_the_norm_becomes_normal_if_a_lot/ (SuperLegoBrick)
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A benchpress is youst a reverse pushup

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcc9rh/a_benchpress_is_youst_a_reverse_pushup/ (CTHULHU_CHAN_)
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The Apple killed the Blackberry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcc8xd/the_apple_killed_the_blackberry/ (Want-to-refresh)
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Dogs have head pat kinks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcc8hi/dogs_have_head_pat_kinks/ (GameKnightx259)
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Anne Frank wouldnt be famous if she had a smartphone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcc6id/anne_frank_wouldnt_be_famous_if_she_had_a/ (yowhatevermann)
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It’s impossible to flip on a whole panel of circuit breakers without thinking about that scene from Jurassic Park

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcc6ef/its_impossible_to_flip_on_a_whole_panel_of/ (dak0j0)
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Some of the gas in your tank is still from your first ever fill up, it’s just diluted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcc5w2/some_of_the_gas_in_your_tank_is_still_from_your/ (bbl311)
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All teeth could be “wisdom” teeth. After all, the fewer you have is probably a clearer scale of how wise your decision making truly has been.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcc4xi/all_teeth_could_be_wisdom_teeth_after_all_the/ (waterlane1)
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Deaf people have no way of checking if someone’s in the restroom

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcc34c/deaf_people_have_no_way_of_checking_if_someones/ (epicgamer964)
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At least school shootings aren’t really a thing for a little bit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcc33w/at_least_school_shootings_arent_really_a_thing/ (Obie_Prod)
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A wet Rangus makes for a terrible wine tasting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcc296/a_wet_rangus_makes_for_a_terrible_wine_tasting/ (Hetzer12)
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Cousin is floating to the ceiling, screeching.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcc1d5/cousin_is_floating_to_the_ceiling_screeching/ (Hetzer12)
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People in less fortunate situations without dishwashers dream to have one, but those who can afford them often can’t put most of their dishware inside

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcc169/people_in_less_fortunate_situations_without/ (colombianj)
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Shadow is the only thing that "defines" ABS

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcc00l/shadow_is_the_only_thing_that_defines_abs/ (elon-musk-3)
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Dogs Can’t Walk Sideways

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcbzx7/dogs_cant_walk_sideways/ (DarkenedOtaku)
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Dogs are one of human's longest living inventions still being used often and for their original purpose

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcbzhb/dogs_are_one_of_humans_longest_living_inventions/ (AndyAmpersands)
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Your body is capable of creating a variety of sauces and loaves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcbz8l/your_body_is_capable_of_creating_a_variety_of/ (Hetzer12)
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If people had one byte of digital memory for every dollar of net worth, Jeff Bezos could have GTA V in its entirety.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcbyfj/if_people_had_one_byte_of_digital_memory_for/ (grossmanphotography)
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Déjà vu really just insists that free will could be an illusion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcbwrh/déjà_vu_really_just_insists_that_free_will_could/ (red-cold-river)
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Men cannot move their dicks without touching them, unless they clench their buttholes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcbw42/men_cannot_move_their_dicks_without_touching_them/ (surkur)
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Dyson is the Apple of vacuums.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcbvim/dyson_is_the_apple_of_vacuums/ ([deleted])
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Medical masks will probably become a fashion trend in the anals of history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcbvg1/medical_masks_will_probably_become_a_fashion/ (Zur1ch)
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We are super lucky that insects evolved to be very small. Had they remained their original size we would all be bug food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcbvae/we_are_super_lucky_that_insects_evolved_to_be/ (southwoodhunter)
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The only difference between artificial light and natural light is fire

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcbuhh/the_only_difference_between_artificial_light_and/ (Falimdat)
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It's weird how gift certificates are so popular: all they do is limit your purchasing power to one store.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcbtxy/its_weird_how_gift_certificates_are_so_popular/ (chrmon2)
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The fact that you can always use your fingers to multiply 9 with 1-9 is insanely convenient

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcbttn/the_fact_that_you_can_always_use_your_fingers_to/ (Carlosv21)
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When you pull pants down you are taking it off, when you pull shirts down you are putting it on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcbs51/when_you_pull_pants_down_you_are_taking_it_off/ (Killivolt_YT)
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You cannot see the insides of your own eyelids until they are flipped over

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcbrae/you_cannot_see_the_insides_of_your_own_eyelids/ (surkur)
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Love is a capitalist ideology, we want princess, not labourers as our partner.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcbqeg/love_is_a_capitalist_ideology_we_want_princess/ (py_ris)
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A stair lift could improve your life with just a few easy steps

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcbp7y/a_stair_lift_could_improve_your_life_with_just_a/ (webdog77)
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If IT workers do their job well nobody knows they exist, but when they forget to do something everyone suddenly remembers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcbp76/if_it_workers_do_their_job_well_nobody_knows_they/ (BinaryPeach)
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When sports resume, every game will be played with a playoff atmosphere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcbp75/when_sports_resume_every_game_will_be_played_with/ (AlBoy117)
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Green skin and long pointy noses where never associated with Witches until The Wizard of Oz. There traits weren’t because she was a witch but because she’s the Winkie race. Her soldiers share the same traits.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcblna/green_skin_and_long_pointy_noses_where_never/ (Iceimp)
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One person was right when they bet that song was about them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcblkv/one_person_was_right_when_they_bet_that_song_was/ (DaPsyco)
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Horses don't get enough credit. They can drop a deuce while running. Seriously, that's awesome.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcbjt0/horses_dont_get_enough_credit_they_can_drop_a/ (TempleOfBone)
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It's extremely rare to see the upper floors of a sitcom house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcbj9w/its_extremely_rare_to_see_the_upper_floors_of_a/ (LordShadowDream)
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The people who think they are smarter than Bill Gates have no idea how dumb it is to think they are smarter than Bill Gates.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcbisy/the_people_who_think_they_are_smarter_than_bill/ (balboafire)
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We Need A New Word For When Something Spreads On The Internet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcbis4/we_need_a_new_word_for_when_something_spreads_on/ (WITCHFlNDER-GENERAL)
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The song Detroit Rock City by Kiss breaks several 4th walls, because hes listening to it on the radio in the beginning, while hes going to a concert to sing that song, while singing that song.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcbire/the_song_detroit_rock_city_by_kiss_breaks_several/ (havikryan)
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If our own voices sound higher when we hear a recording of ourself, then we must think we’re deeper than we are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcber7/if_our_own_voices_sound_higher_when_we_hear_a/ (jessafish79)
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Everyone in Narnia is gay because they’re all in the closet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcbecx/everyone_in_narnia_is_gay_because_theyre_all_in/ (souppe)
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Expressing you feel sad or wanting to be cared about more, makes people want to care less.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcbcii/expressing_you_feel_sad_or_wanting_to_be_cared/ (racklecolfax)
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If you use solar energy to power your console and tv, then the sun in your game is technically powered by the real sun.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcbcie/if_you_use_solar_energy_to_power_your_console_and/ (FarzadBakhshi)
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Adults love teen dramas/comedies because they enjoy reminiscing over high school experiences they never had.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcb926/adults_love_teen_dramascomedies_because_they/ (Kiss_my_asthma69)
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If you work at a store, it's likely you've unknowingly helped someone commit a crime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcb806/if_you_work_at_a_store_its_likely_youve/ (LoudnessofTheLambs)
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Our eyes are never not looking at something. Even when our eyes are closed, they're still technically looking at something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcb69x/our_eyes_are_never_not_looking_at_something_even/ (thoughts4food)
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If we had opposable big toes, imagine what we could do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcb52t/if_we_had_opposable_big_toes_imagine_what_we/ (jessafish79)
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Assassin’s Creed is probably the only game where glitches and bugs could be canon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcb4ug/assassins_creed_is_probably_the_only_game_where/ (ansem119)
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You don’t know what thoughts you’ve never had

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcb4cc/you_dont_know_what_thoughts_youve_never_had/ (Ardton)
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Just as birds don’t have arms, elephants don’t have noses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcb2zs/just_as_birds_dont_have_arms_elephants_dont_have/ (Bugpotter)
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CSGO armor is not that great since any weapon can more or less penetrate it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcb1np/csgo_armor_is_not_that_great_since_any_weapon_can/ ([deleted])
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People with trypophobia might hate eating corns

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcb1mf/people_with_trypophobia_might_hate_eating_corns/ (Jaacker)
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School bullying is so socially accepted that most children’s tv shows/cartoons that featured schools have a school/class bully and no one questions it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcay7z/school_bullying_is_so_socially_accepted_that_most/ (GerarDo9182)
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When flipping pancakes, landing a bellyflop is perfect execution.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcavj1/when_flipping_pancakes_landing_a_bellyflop_is/ (RickS-C-137)
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If you get a haircut you don't like, chances are someone else thinks it looks better on you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcav1e/if_you_get_a_haircut_you_dont_like_chances_are/ (FireMaster2311)
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'High' and 'stoned' are synonyms but if you throw a stone in the air it can never stay high

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcarby/high_and_stoned_are_synonyms_but_if_you_throw_a/ (Ljosmyndun)
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It's weird that Jedi and Sith lords are trusted as leaders in the Star Wars universe when their aligiancies can switch very quickly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcaqbq/its_weird_that_jedi_and_sith_lords_are_trusted_as/ (_PixelViking_)
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Everyone has a 3 minute death timer, breathing resets it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcapzz/everyone_has_a_3_minute_death_timer_breathing/ (bpoiss)
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Jurassic Park would have worked if they only cloned the herbivore dinosaurs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcaosd/jurassic_park_would_have_worked_if_they_only/ (SoLongFarewell2019)
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The more four-leaf clovers that you pick, the rarer they get.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcaorw/the_more_fourleaf_clovers_that_you_pick_the_rarer/ (Thieving_Khajiit)
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All buttplugs are dildos. But not all dildos are butplugs. That is all

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcaocc/all_buttplugs_are_dildos_but_not_all_dildos_are/ (peltast05)
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There's nothing inherently rude about swearing, at some point each word became considered to be offensive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcani1/theres_nothing_inherently_rude_about_swearing_at/ (VerySandstorm)
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probably 2% of thoughts here are thought of in the shower

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcamz7/probably_2_of_thoughts_here_are_thought_of_in_the/ (Impav1d)
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Teenagers would use condoms more if they didn't only see them used in comedy movies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcaly2/teenagers_would_use_condoms_more_if_they_didnt/ (arthritictongue)
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The phrases "I'm down for anything" and "I'm up for anything" are the same thing despite them using complete opposites.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcalx4/the_phrases_im_down_for_anything_and_im_up_for/ (GrandeSizeIt)
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People spend a lifetime gathering money, which's sole purpose is to be given away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcaktq/people_spend_a_lifetime_gathering_money_whichs/ (absolutraj)
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On WhatsApp, ‘delivered’ is the new ‘read’.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcakmv/on_whatsapp_delivered_is_the_new_read/ (ARiverFlows)
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If you’re scared shitless of having diarrhea, you’ve already solved your problem.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcakei/if_youre_scared_shitless_of_having_diarrhea_youve/ (RigorMortis76)
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Snakes do vore for a living

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcajow/snakes_do_vore_for_a_living/ (essjayhawk)
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There are so many stupid world records because people couldn't beat the ones in place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcaj2e/there_are_so_many_stupid_world_records_because/ (MaldingMadman)
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Harry Potter’s Universe has so many magical creatures and animals, but somehow all 4 houses in Hogwarts have “muggle world” animals as their mascots.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcaj02/harry_potters_universe_has_so_many_magical/ (parkua)
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Mandatory face mask rules are terrific for ventriloquists

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcaiwu/mandatory_face_mask_rules_are_terrific_for/ (Forgethestamp)
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Every living Gladiator was undefeated and every Gladiator fight were undefeated champs facing off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcaha0/every_living_gladiator_was_undefeated_and_every/ (davidtarr)
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We are so focused on logic that most of the people who even acknowledge that humans are irrational are either trying to exploit it, or trying not to be exploited

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcagsp/we_are_so_focused_on_logic_that_most_of_the/ (Koifish_Coyote)
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Being grounded has really become a meaningless punishment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gcabw0/being_grounded_has_really_become_a_meaningless/ (Shoguns-Ninja-Spies)
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Man has always tried to do things quicker- the duck has always tried to do things quacker

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gca9y2/man_has_always_tried_to_do_things_quicker_the/ (Seedpound)
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‪You can drastically alter the meaning of a sentence by changing the word “fucking” from an adjective into a verb ‬

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gca9dp/you_can_drastically_alter_the_meaning_of_a/ (SomeJealousWeeaboo)
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Everything you've ever found is in the last place you looked, because you stopped looking afterwards.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gca8y7/everything_youve_ever_found_is_in_the_last_place/ (someladonreddit)
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You will fall. So when you do; be the rubber not the glue.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gca86v/you_will_fall_so_when_you_do_be_the_rubber_not/ (Fyreflowyr)
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Every problem has a solution and every solution generates the next problem.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gca7lo/every_problem_has_a_solution_and_every_solution/ (Im_peach_not_orange)
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If you hate the way you look, you’re not ugly, you’re just not your type.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gca55p/if_you_hate_the_way_you_look_youre_not_ugly_youre/ (ZeeStarr22)
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Abstracts are the TL;DRs of Academic Journals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gca37d/abstracts_are_the_tldrs_of_academic_journals/ (Plyb)
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Heavily tattooed couples always deliver blank babies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gca2uj/heavily_tattooed_couples_always_deliver_blank/ (surkur)
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There may be some water deep down or trapped in caves that has never seen the light of day nor has been evaporated.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gca2b7/there_may_be_some_water_deep_down_or_trapped_in/ (GhastlyViking)
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The Russian anthem is a parody of the soviet anthem.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gca1fi/the_russian_anthem_is_a_parody_of_the_soviet/ (galpal1)
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If you keep asking yourself the question 'Why', at one point you run out of answers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gca0ou/if_you_keep_asking_yourself_the_question_why_at/ (Craz4Memes)
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It's ironic when people get scared of human skeletons

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gca0c5/its_ironic_when_people_get_scared_of_human/ (ForeverGing3r)
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Some people get more respect and earn more reputation after they are dead than when they are alive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc9yo2/some_people_get_more_respect_and_earn_more/ (ygdutt)
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Edgar Alan Poe was the original emo.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc9xqq/edgar_alan_poe_was_the_original_emo/ (Sunny-Jewel)
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Death is the laggist ailment of all lagging indicators.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc9x4o/death_is_the_laggist_ailment_of_all_lagging/ (brock2063)
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It’s strange that we all use the same numbers but not the same alphabets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc9wt5/its_strange_that_we_all_use_the_same_numbers_but/ (Vaskes23)
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If someone transitions to female, that makes them an X-Man

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc9vu0/if_someone_transitions_to_female_that_makes_them/ (mangum95)
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If we're to assume that the brain is a machine that either produces consciousness or conveys it, then an insane person would simply be someone with a "software bug".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc9uoo/if_were_to_assume_that_the_brain_is_a_machine/ (Dayazib)
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Bees are the original Kamikaze Pilots

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc9ufm/bees_are_the_original_kamikaze_pilots/ (velvetgenie)
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Most people walk around their room when they talk on the phone but not when they talk on Skype or Discord

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc9ubo/most_people_walk_around_their_room_when_they_talk/ (zuccoff)
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The “idle” in idle games lately is ad watching

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc9saq/the_idle_in_idle_games_lately_is_ad_watching/ (yentle-the-nimble)
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Once you start talking to a person that becomes close to you, you never stop, you just have pauses in between

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc9s4a/once_you_start_talking_to_a_person_that_becomes/ (blesser-of-rains)
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Drinking and urinating is actually a rain cycle, only that it's happening inside your body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc9s1w/drinking_and_urinating_is_actually_a_rain_cycle/ (Grato_Nite)
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The artists with face tattoos look like the top of desks in detention.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc9ru7/the_artists_with_face_tattoos_look_like_the_top/ (tearsaresweat)
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Foxes are cat software installed in dog hardware.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc9qvo/foxes_are_cat_software_installed_in_dog_hardware/ (CherryBlackEyes)
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We tend to measure the intelligence of animals (like dogs) based on how well they obey us rather than how good they are at outsmarting us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc9qmb/we_tend_to_measure_the_intelligence_of_animals/ (unsucked-cock)
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There are songs that make people think of you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc9omc/there_are_songs_that_make_people_think_of_you/ (Becauseisaidsotoo)
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If you speak a language that's not spoken widely outside your country, chances are there are more animals than non-natives that can understand at least some of it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc9ng1/if_you_speak_a_language_thats_not_spoken_widely/ (ArkhangelskAstrakhan)
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The Candyman remake missed out on the perfect chance to use “Candyman” by Christina Aguilera in its trailers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc9n6g/the_candyman_remake_missed_out_on_the_perfect/ (study-in-scarlet)
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Humans became the apex predator because of fear

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc9n53/humans_became_the_apex_predator_because_of_fear/ (TheAllSeeingKuma)
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A sunset moves further away the closer we get to it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc9lum/a_sunset_moves_further_away_the_closer_we_get_to/ (Andwhy99)
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If felix the cat is a cat and jake the dog is a dog, Winnie the Pooh isn't a bear

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc9lqi/if_felix_the_cat_is_a_cat_and_jake_the_dog_is_a/ (scrotal_rekall)
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A 12 year old saying they aren’t a virgin is concerning, but a common insult among 12 year olds is that you are a virgin

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc9k3n/a_12_year_old_saying_they_arent_a_virgin_is/ (Klearg)
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Good health is the slowest rate that a person can die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc9jx0/good_health_is_the_slowest_rate_that_a_person_can/ (wakefield74)
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Someone can be a really good Tetris player, but a really bad Tetris 99 player

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc9iip/someone_can_be_a_really_good_tetris_player_but_a/ (nunzio-puzo)
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The person who said that love lasts forever has obviously never gotten a divorce

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc9ia9/the_person_who_said_that_love_lasts_forever_has/ (DJscribble14)
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People who think 'pecking order' is important are no smarter than chickens

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc9ho6/people_who_think_pecking_order_is_important_are/ (KnightOfWords)
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Stretching after along day is high risk high reward

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc9hf5/stretching_after_along_day_is_high_risk_high/ (nunzio-puzo)
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If you managed to survive many near-death accidents, then you could be considered both the luckiest and unluckiest person alive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc9flj/if_you_managed_to_survive_many_neardeath/ (AnonymousRand)
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Every year you pass the anniversary of your future death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc9fcp/every_year_you_pass_the_anniversary_of_your/ ([deleted])
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In the Cars universe you can get a ticket for running too fast.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc9f7j/in_the_cars_universe_you_can_get_a_ticket_for/ (Tora-C)
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You can tell if someone’s British from the way they spell “aluminum”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc9erz/you_can_tell_if_someones_british_from_the_way/ (nunzio-puzo)
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Most smartphones come with at least 64GB of storage but our voicemail inbox gets full after a small number of messages.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc9e2n/most_smartphones_come_with_at_least_64gb_of/ (pantsalot99)
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Whenever you extend your arms, you're technically reaching into the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc9e25/whenever_you_extend_your_arms_youre_technically/ (BCK973)
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The natural habitat of a human is savanna

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc9d1o/the_natural_habitat_of_a_human_is_savanna/ (Klearg)
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a-l-p-h-a-b-e-t makes up the alphabet, but a-b-c-d-e-f-g-h-i-j-k-l-m-n-o-p-q-r-s-t-u-v-w-x-y-z also makes up the alphabet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc9bvi/alphabet_makes_up_the_alphabet_but/ (B19B0y124)
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They probably clear tons of litter when they shoot historical dramas in forests

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc9bsf/they_probably_clear_tons_of_litter_when_they/ (vegetable_arcade)
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It's less philosophical to philosophize about philosophy itself than other philosophical topics.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc9b8m/its_less_philosophical_to_philosophize_about/ (eggo-wafle)
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NERD = Not Even Remotely Dumb

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc9ag6/nerd_not_even_remotely_dumb/ (JoeFas)
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If we all prefer our voices the way we hear them in our heads then singers' voices in their heads must sound absolutely mind-blowing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc9afu/if_we_all_prefer_our_voices_the_way_we_hear_them/ (FutinYass)
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Due to lowering birth rates, the Millennials will be the largest generation for decades

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc97r0/due_to_lowering_birth_rates_the_millennials_will/ (IMissFreedom)
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Saying the first movie is the fourth movie is a statement that works for both A New Hope and The Phantom Menace

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc950u/saying_the_first_movie_is_the_fourth_movie_is_a/ (sharkimusprime67)
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Deaf people who use lip-reading are probably extremely inconvenienced by all the face masks worn due to Covid_19.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc93ol/deaf_people_who_use_lipreading_are_probably/ (dakila5)
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If you wear adult diapers to bed, you can sleep in longer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc92dh/if_you_wear_adult_diapers_to_bed_you_can_sleep_in/ (MissCaily)
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When the light turns green, every car in the line could press the accelerator and not hit each other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc91qx/when_the_light_turns_green_every_car_in_the_line/ (FirstManLostOnMars)
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People who wonder why we don’t grow taller after a certain age is because that humans and trees share a similar trait that is they stop growing after they have reached a certain age or so.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc90mz/people_who_wonder_why_we_dont_grow_taller_after_a/ (ninjainpyjamas6969)
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Whenever an insect or small animal is sitting on your body, you get tiny hugs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc90jh/whenever_an_insect_or_small_animal_is_sitting_on/ (slowmorella)
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It’s sad to see that geniuses who worked hard get doubted by people who can’t even write a credible article

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc90eq/its_sad_to_see_that_geniuses_who_worked_hard_get/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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The road less traveled is only less traveled because it’s ineffective

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc905o/the_road_less_traveled_is_only_less_traveled/ (Persianboy7thst)
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With everyone wearing masks to go shopping, shoplifters are probably feeling more brave to steal since their face will be covered.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc8z43/with_everyone_wearing_masks_to_go_shopping/ (The_Octoshark)
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There is no 360th degree. Only 259 and 0

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc8yr0/there_is_no_360th_degree_only_259_and_0/ (dude_wells)
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People who prefer not to view gruesome images have either not seen many of them before, or have already seen too much.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc8wnf/people_who_prefer_not_to_view_gruesome_images/ (iamabull)
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The world we know changes every 100 years or so

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc8wlf/the_world_we_know_changes_every_100_years_or_so/ (jimmystar889)
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Instead of abbreviating "asshole" as "a-hole", we could type "s-hole"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc8vbe/instead_of_abbreviating_asshole_as_ahole_we_could/ (caioa9)
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Dental lights are a prime place to put an advertisement TV, guaranteed attention from the audience.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc8ulo/dental_lights_are_a_prime_place_to_put_an/ (Krazyguylone)
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In the future there will be a job to create things that humans can understand but AI can't

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc8udm/in_the_future_there_will_be_a_job_to_create/ (sqwintiez)
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The ironic similarity between a very dark room and a very bright room is that you can't see anything either way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc8tt2/the_ironic_similarity_between_a_very_dark_room/ (Kennced)
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If you ever wondered why a 24/7 business has locks on its front doors, well here we are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc8sah/if_you_ever_wondered_why_a_247_business_has_locks/ (JaredLiwet)
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Paying for an organism is similar to paying for a high, therefor some sex workers may be considered drug dealers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc8qfy/paying_for_an_organism_is_similar_to_paying_for_a/ (Nelson4hire)
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Your key is a specialized lockpick.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc8nv8/your_key_is_a_specialized_lockpick/ (SaavayuAdrin)
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men will do anything to get aroused, women will do anything once they are aroused

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc8lrr/men_will_do_anything_to_get_aroused_women_will_do/ (snillpuler)
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The fact that humans are greedy when it comes to information really explains a lot of why we stick our noses into everything. It's not curiosity, it's greed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc8lq1/the_fact_that_humans_are_greedy_when_it_comes_to/ (Diss1dent)
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You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gc8kar/you_will_never_change_your_life_until_you_change/ (ritzz2_0)
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Flash cards are a great way to memorize mnemonics.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gbruw6/flash_cards_are_a_great_way_to_memorize_mnemonics/ (CarnalDevices)
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Comedy sketch shows will ha e a field day with all of these businesses forcing their workers to work without proper protective equipment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gboton/comedy_sketch_shows_will_ha_e_a_field_day_with/ (Zincktank)
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Prolonging an action and holding a shit back have a lot in common, in that more unnecessary crap/thoughts will start to fill up and the duty will be harder. You'll be unable to move on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gbl79u/prolonging_an_action_and_holding_a_shit_back_have/ (PalmFingerNails)
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If your mistakes don’t define you, neither do your accomplishments.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gbkd07/if_your_mistakes_dont_define_you_neither_do_your/ (Bjarki56)
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In every lake or pool, there can be a dead body we don't know about.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gbih6x/in_every_lake_or_pool_there_can_be_a_dead_body_we/ (krabicka3693)
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Crime rates have probably gone down because no one can think of an alibi.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gb4p39/crime_rates_have_probably_gone_down_because_no/ (personalaccountforme)
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Cleaning is both Polish and polish therapy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gb2i5h/cleaning_is_both_polish_and_polish_therapy/ (rnielsen776)
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CD cases were good for prepping drugs on back in the day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gb0ycu/cd_cases_were_good_for_prepping_drugs_on_back_in/ (rnielsen776)
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People would kill a roach before any other bug

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gayfoh/people_would_kill_a_roach_before_any_other_bug/ (PK_dream)
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What if one's consciousness is a recipe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gawa8f/what_if_ones_consciousness_is_a_recipe/ (Waiting4JoJoPart6)
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A UFO stops being a UFO when you identify it as UFO

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gaqrta/a_ufo_stops_being_a_ufo_when_you_identify_it_as/ (Monabuntur)
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It's extremely vain to assume the world will end during your timeline.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gac8hn/its_extremely_vain_to_assume_the_world_will_end/ (patdeeznutz)
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Multiple admin privileges are the modern "big ring of keys."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gac765/multiple_admin_privileges_are_the_modern_big_ring/ (fhost344)
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If humans go extinct literally no one would care.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gac4jk/if_humans_go_extinct_literally_no_one_would_care/ (ImWasil)
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Jimmy Kimmel isn’t funny

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gac3xl/jimmy_kimmel_isnt_funny/ (JohnsonTA2)
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Stalking is when two people go on a long walk but only one of them is aware about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gac3p8/stalking_is_when_two_people_go_on_a_long_walk_but/ (ImWasil)
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In the future, people will probably make fun of Chrome for being slow and laggy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gac3n0/in_the_future_people_will_probably_make_fun_of/ (the-69-guy)
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If you can't identify a species of bird, it is a UFO

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gac3ir/if_you_cant_identify_a_species_of_bird_it_is_a_ufo/ (gekosaurus)
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In 100 years, TikTok will be a bizarre archive of dead people dancing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gac3hp/in_100_years_tiktok_will_be_a_bizarre_archive_of/ (Murpho19)
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Titties are one thing you can never guess what they’ll look like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gac31j/titties_are_one_thing_you_can_never_guess_what/ (bmxbikeco)
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Nobody actually taught you how to walk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gac1kf/nobody_actually_taught_you_how_to_walk/ (Alendite)
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Think of all the hilarious videos we would have if cats were ticklish

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gac0ed/think_of_all_the_hilarious_videos_we_would_have/ (wontonst)
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Saying "Go get 'em!" to a dog can have two drastically different effects depending on how they were raised.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gabz1m/saying_go_get_em_to_a_dog_can_have_two/ (hunterofarc)
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Everyone is a cannibal as everyone has once in their life bitten their own lips or inner cheeks plus particles of human skins also travel in air which goes into your mouth.that all is technically cannibalism.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gabtm5/everyone_is_a_cannibal_as_everyone_has_once_in/ (Arandomredittuser)
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Hangman would make more sense if you gradually drew the gallows rather than the person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gabfln/hangman_would_make_more_sense_if_you_gradually/ (Penguin__Farts)
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Butter is abused milk. Cheese is neglected milk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gabad1/butter_is_abused_milk_cheese_is_neglected_milk/ (OyVeyzMeir)
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Your butt can excrete all 3 states of matter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gab9lr/your_butt_can_excrete_all_3_states_of_matter/ (SkipChylark)
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“Listen here” can just as accurately be written as “Listen, hear”. As in, “Listen, hear you little shit.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gab6o1/listen_here_can_just_as_accurately_be_written_as/ (deanmel)
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Kanye may be an asshole, but people hate on him way too much. He is one of the most moral rappers out there

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gab69y/kanye_may_be_an_asshole_but_people_hate_on_him/ (purplayes)
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Chewing lots gets rid of a double chin but eating lots makes you get one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gab64b/chewing_lots_gets_rid_of_a_double_chin_but_eating/ (infernorely)
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Worker ants aren't the only ants with a job.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gab0t6/worker_ants_arent_the_only_ants_with_a_job/ (CromulentDucky)
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Our parents created the monster under the bed so we would stay put through the night.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gab0qq/our_parents_created_the_monster_under_the_bed_so/ (reffinstraf)
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If you stop looking for love, love will flourish around you, but if you stop looking for a job, you will starve and die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gaaz60/if_you_stop_looking_for_love_love_will_flourish/ (ginwithbutts)
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C3PO thanks to “The maker” so he worship darth Vader

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gaaxfy/c3po_thanks_to_the_maker_so_he_worship_darth_vader/ (memelover4206966)
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All zoo's are petting zoo's if you're brave enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gaax5e/all_zoos_are_petting_zoos_if_youre_brave_enough/ ([deleted])
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When you support a team, you will often hear "We won" or "They lost"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gaawid/when_you_support_a_team_you_will_often_hear_we/ (Malcomblanc)
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In Toy Story, Sid was able to win the claw machine two times in a row because the claw machine itself was sentient and helping him

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gaavph/in_toy_story_sid_was_able_to_win_the_claw_machine/ (Grabatreetron)
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Trees consume their own dead parts like leaves, technically making them cannibals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gaavhu/trees_consume_their_own_dead_parts_like_leaves/ (napknn_)
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digital cameras are actually more like real life eyes than film cameras

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gaaqvq/digital_cameras_are_actually_more_like_real_life/ (zacao_x)
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You know a software is the one you use the most when you use its shortcuts on other programs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gaan4o/you_know_a_software_is_the_one_you_use_the_most/ (nickwawe)
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Pee is stored in the balls

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gaaln3/pee_is_stored_in_the_balls/ (CorneliusDrake)
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You never hear about people's prejudice toward the higher classes or the majority.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gaahb9/you_never_hear_about_peoples_prejudice_toward_the/ (churniglow)
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You don't have to be great at what you do. You can just move up the corporate ladder if you're percieved to be great at what you do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gaah43/you_dont_have_to_be_great_at_what_you_do_you_can/ (beanbagbotatoes)
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Society just takes it for granted that mint is the opposite of bad breath.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gaaezk/society_just_takes_it_for_granted_that_mint_is/ (churniglow)
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Somewhere out there is a very short guy named Richard who has a dad that has the smallest Dick in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gaadiu/somewhere_out_there_is_a_very_short_guy_named/ (arthritictongue)
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Teaching history to students in Germany mustn’t be an easy thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gaacm5/teaching_history_to_students_in_germany_mustnt_be/ (junothecat1)
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The office and other tv shows normalized intra-office relationships

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gaabdz/the_office_and_other_tv_shows_normalized/ (robsbob18)
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Your teeth never feel freshly brushed when you can't leave the house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gaab7r/your_teeth_never_feel_freshly_brushed_when_you/ (Dial_888)
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Moths are proof that nature has no meaning, like what are they even trying to do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gaa58x/moths_are_proof_that_nature_has_no_meaning_like/ ([deleted])
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For people that are living fast life's in the cities, getting wet by the rain is only contact with the mother nature they have.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gaa58v/for_people_that_are_living_fast_lifes_in_the/ (guywhodo)
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"TL;DR" is a TL;DR for "Too Long; Didn't Read"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gaa3ya/tldr_is_a_tldr_for_too_long_didnt_read/ (Jarnuh)
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There’s no correlation between maturity and age

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gaa388/theres_no_correlation_between_maturity_and_age/ (nGx96)
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Laws of physics is config.cfg of the universe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/gaa2i4/laws_of_physics_is_configcfg_of_the_universe/ (narvez)
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It must be really hard to whistle when you're skydiving

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ga2jye/it_must_be_really_hard_to_whistle_when_youre/ (tittyface)
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We're all just watching a replay of our own death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ga27gg/were_all_just_watching_a_replay_of_our_own_death/ (JamesNewmanF125)
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Technically, all birds are UFO's until proven otherwise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ga25zs/technically_all_birds_are_ufos_until_proven/ (Sidarthus)
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Some songs only sound good before you show them to somebody

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9tt0j/some_songs_only_sound_good_before_you_show_them/ (idontdodrugsatall)
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It is a bit ironic that they took the Indian off of the land o lakes butter packaging and kept the land.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9trca/it_is_a_bit_ironic_that_they_took_the_indian_off/ (Po1sonator)
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The little piggy did not go to the grocery store.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9tplc/the_little_piggy_did_not_go_to_the_grocery_store/ (AWESOM-04000)
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The only way to truly enjoy something is to live without it first.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9toxh/the_only_way_to_truly_enjoy_something_is_to_live/ (Wir2d)
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Any number combination is in pi

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9toma/any_number_combination_is_in_pi/ (_Epic_Dragon_)
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The more coffee you drink, the more water you drink.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9toeb/the_more_coffee_you_drink_the_more_water_you_drink/ (gistya)
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If Sat is a past tense of Sit then Fat is a past tense of Fit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9tm61/if_sat_is_a_past_tense_of_sit_then_fat_is_a_past/ (Tamakama)
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If Velma or Daphne was the lead singer of Paramore...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9tlmt/if_velma_or_daphne_was_the_lead_singer_of_paramore/ (TheCrimsonF0cker)
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In a bunker situation, some people with a fully stocked pantry are going to be awfully upset when their only/last can opener breaks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9tlkq/in_a_bunker_situation_some_people_with_a_fully/ (Gskgsk)
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Plastic toy dinosaurs are most likely made in part from actual dinosaurs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9tli1/plastic_toy_dinosaurs_are_most_likely_made_in/ (Horny-Housewife)
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Hawaii has an interstate highway.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9tlfw/hawaii_has_an_interstate_highway/ (AWESOM-04000)
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You can’t think noises in your head that you can’t make with your mouth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9tjq0/you_cant_think_noises_in_your_head_that_you_cant/ (50_cjm)
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People who wear pyjamas in public have either given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9tjd1/people_who_wear_pyjamas_in_public_have_either/ (GamingTurtles)
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You can't dislike Subway, because if the sandwich is bad, it's your fault.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9ti7a/you_cant_dislike_subway_because_if_the_sandwich/ (raposo142857)
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Deaf people don't know how a linguistic accent is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9thew/deaf_people_dont_know_how_a_linguistic_accent_is/ (Lost_in_Camelot)
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A potato gun is a poor mans recoilless rifle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9tgx1/a_potato_gun_is_a_poor_mans_recoilless_rifle/ (SmoothObservator)
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Birds probably see a telephone poles as special types of trees

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9tf8e/birds_probably_see_a_telephone_poles_as_special/ (Tamakama)
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People most likely count seconds more accurately when counting down from 10 than up from 1.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9tew0/people_most_likely_count_seconds_more_accurately/ (mrnintendo76)
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There must be one apple that tastes the most like an apple over all over apples.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9teo2/there_must_be_one_apple_that_tastes_the_most_like/ (proximodorkus)
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Zombies are vegan in the pvz universe cause they are only shown to have eaten plants.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9tedq/zombies_are_vegan_in_the_pvz_universe_cause_they/ (MrKrabsTheAnime)
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Around here, you can have whatever opinion you want as long as it is deemed to be a correct one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9tec1/around_here_you_can_have_whatever_opinion_you/ (BobbyAF)
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2019 wasn't actually that bad

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9tcjb/2019_wasnt_actually_that_bad/ (Tamakama)
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Most wild Bunny rabbits probably suffer from PTSD.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9tc4i/most_wild_bunny_rabbits_probably_suffer_from_ptsd/ (SuchFaithlessness)
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Dad jokes get a lot of shit, but at one point in everyone's life they were the shit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9tafv/dad_jokes_get_a_lot_of_shit_but_at_one_point_in/ (MrDiou)
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It’s funny how we never learn to perfect sleep despite doing it every night for ~80 years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9tabg/its_funny_how_we_never_learn_to_perfect_sleep/ (TokyoNekos)
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Sims are a closely related species to Meseeks that live for themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9t9ip/sims_are_a_closely_related_species_to_meseeks/ (Cccp9)
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Edibles and inedibles might sometimes give similar effects

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9t8g3/edibles_and_inedibles_might_sometimes_give/ (BobbyAF)
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If you look around at man-made objects, you realise you do not know how to make anything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9t7el/if_you_look_around_at_manmade_objects_you_realise/ (Wildchickenfart)
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You don’t buy a microphone for yourself, you buy it for others.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9t3g5/you_dont_buy_a_microphone_for_yourself_you_buy_it/ (TrollingTrolls)
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Charcoal-fired power plants are a source of renewable energy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9t2sp/charcoalfired_power_plants_are_a_source_of/ (Furthergamer)
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We are more animal to the nature than the animals are. If, by any chance, a species gets better mentally by evolution, we are screwed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9t2gn/we_are_more_animal_to_the_nature_than_the_animals/ (precious_trash)
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People that believe in reincarnation after death are most likely to live depressing lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9t2ec/people_that_believe_in_reincarnation_after_death/ (fortpro87)
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Considering Adam and Eve has belly buttons, then who cut there umbilical cords

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9t24f/considering_adam_and_eve_has_belly_buttons_then/ (ASIM173)
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If you add a condiment to a food it is normal, if eat the condiment a lone it is weird.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9t1at/if_you_add_a_condiment_to_a_food_it_is_normal_if/ (nalk201)
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An insect flying in a sudden rainstorm probably feels like a person walking along and a paintball battle pops up all around them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9t01b/an_insect_flying_in_a_sudden_rainstorm_probably/ (ManosVanBoom)
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the first thing teenagers are gonna think of when "tik tok" is mentioned in the upcoming years is the app instead of kesha's song and there's absolutely nothing we can do about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9t00a/the_first_thing_teenagers_are_gonna_think_of_when/ (SplungerPlunger)
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You could tell almost everything about a person by typing each single letter into their browser's address bar and seeing which websites autocomplete

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9szz6/you_could_tell_almost_everything_about_a_person/ (chicachibi)
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Many people almost achieved their life goal but stopped at the final moment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9syak/many_people_almost_achieved_their_life_goal_but/ (Darkshadow1819)
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"nothing" if you think of it doesn't actually exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9sy3f/nothing_if_you_think_of_it_doesnt_actually_exist/ (Retardo_R)
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The only reason plants have fruit is to use us as fertilizer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9sxvj/the_only_reason_plants_have_fruit_is_to_use_us_as/ (Comeonjeffrey0193)
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Nobody probably died in a cemetery.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9sx2x/nobody_probably_died_in_a_cemetery/ (oneoutoftendentist)
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Eating something spicy can instantly make you feel happier by the endorphin release

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9svlr/eating_something_spicy_can_instantly_make_you/ (justwantout_210)
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Maybe the reason why so many trees have grown isn't because squirrels forget where they've hidden their nuts, but rather they get eaten by predators

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9sv9n/maybe_the_reason_why_so_many_trees_have_grown/ (mrsadams21)
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Chell from Portal could eat her own ass using the portal gun.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9suos/chell_from_portal_could_eat_her_own_ass_using_the/ (SandyOrb)
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Technological advancement in the 20th-century was due to necessity. Technological advancement in the 21st-century is due to laziness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9sujh/technological_advancement_in_the_20thcentury_was/ (Deeshizznit)
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The Flat Earth society seems like a social experiment to see how many people can follow a stupid idea due to it's momentum on the internet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9sudd/the_flat_earth_society_seems_like_a_social/ ([deleted])
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Getting a Blue Shell in 2-player Mariokart is asking yourself what is more important, Friendship or Victory

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9su8m/getting_a_blue_shell_in_2player_mariokart_is/ (JoeSell2005)
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Vegans and vegetarians don’t exist. We eat our own cheek cells throughout the day. That’s human flesh - we are all cannibals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9stv6/vegans_and_vegetarians_dont_exist_we_eat_our_own/ (Erythroneuraix)
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If you reword a common thought well enough, the bot will never detect that it's common.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9sszz/if_you_reword_a_common_thought_well_enough_the/ (ShadowTheMemer)
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Lamps in video games are using real electricity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9ssud/lamps_in_video_games_are_using_real_electricity/ (Jarkoface)
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The Blame Game is only fun on co-op

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9srfb/the_blame_game_is_only_fun_on_coop/ (moneybot13)
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Most of us will go through showers our entire lives without knowing how they really work

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9sorz/most_of_us_will_go_through_showers_our_entire/ (Sellos_Maleth)
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Mobile data expires every month even when you pay in full

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9smkf/mobile_data_expires_every_month_even_when_you_pay/ (surkur)
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Fighting games where you and the enemy take turns to attack each other is literally the nicest way to fight

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9skqn/fighting_games_where_you_and_the_enemy_take_turns/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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As we are only born with the fears of falling and loud noises, if we have a phobia of something else, then we must have already faced it and got through it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9shqh/as_we_are_only_born_with_the_fears_of_falling_and/ (Horny-Housewife)
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If everyone had just stared at Medusa's chest they'd have been fine

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9sh9a/if_everyone_had_just_stared_at_medusas_chest/ (PoolSharkPete)
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There was a real reason for teaching kids about "cooties" and they were right.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9sgt7/there_was_a_real_reason_for_teaching_kids_about/ (DirkDieGurke)
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The youngest baby world record changes every minute

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9sgoc/the_youngest_baby_world_record_changes_every/ (redBeepis)
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Computers are dumb but fast, humans are smart but slow. That’s why computers have helped us make such an incredible progress.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9sfzy/computers_are_dumb_but_fast_humans_are_smart_but/ (MrPapotasVIP)
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The Mississippi river is finishes in Louisiana and is mostly in Louisiana.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9seq3/the_mississippi_river_is_finishes_in_louisiana/ (NOLantis06)
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It's finally okay to walk into a bank wearing a mask and they're all closed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9sbiz/its_finally_okay_to_walk_into_a_bank_wearing_a/ (helloiamCLAY)
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You could probably eat creamed corn and it still come out whole, like the keebler elves are in there or something and assembling it back together before extraction

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9sbcg/you_could_probably_eat_creamed_corn_and_it_still/ (garrenkeith)
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Hard to furnish the Death Star with all the curved walls facing the exterior

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9sakw/hard_to_furnish_the_death_star_with_all_the/ (moneybot13)
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If you see an undiscovered bird species flying, then you're seeing a UFO.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9saek/if_you_see_an_undiscovered_bird_species_flying/ (RedditEffigy)
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Very strange if a penis had ears

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9s8v7/very_strange_if_a_penis_had_ears/ ([deleted])
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Rivers were the first streaming service.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9s8mf/rivers_were_the_first_streaming_service/ (Plasma_XP)
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Whoever came up with the 5G theory is either shitting their pants because they think it’s real or laughing their ass off because they know it’s fake

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9s6ll/whoever_came_up_with_the_5g_theory_is_either/ (woooaaahh)
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Free college is not free

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9s6dy/free_college_is_not_free/ (IMissFreedom)
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Plants and organisms turn solar energy into matter which we then eat, converting the matter back into energy. Humans are in fact solar powered beings made of starlight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9s1nr/plants_and_organisms_turn_solar_energy_into/ (BuddhaChrist_ideas)
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Zuko was never concerned about right or wrong. He only wanted to become Fire Lord but he knew he could never beat his father or her sister azula on his own so he joined team avatar

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9s15s/zuko_was_never_concerned_about_right_or_wrong_he/ ([deleted])
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Whenever you join r /peoplefuckingdying you look at every post differently

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9s0w3/whenever_you_join_r_peoplefuckingdying_you_look/ (105267)
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Someone had touched ur ass without you know that.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9s0ti/someone_had_touched_ur_ass_without_you_know_that/ (casecaxas)
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More people than ever are doing the responsible thing and washing their meat before cooking it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9s0fi/more_people_than_ever_are_doing_the_responsible/ (Hetzer12)
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We have so many sphincters, yet only a handful get the credit they deserve.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9rzeh/we_have_so_many_sphincters_yet_only_a_handful_get/ (Hetzer12)
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Celery tastes more like solid water than ice does.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9rykh/celery_tastes_more_like_solid_water_than_ice_does/ (majesticgoatperson)
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All foods are soup if you give them long enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9ryb3/all_foods_are_soup_if_you_give_them_long_enough/ (Hetzer12)
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The Swiss had to have been pretty confident of winning their battles if they added a corkscrew to their army knife

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9ry8g/the_swiss_had_to_have_been_pretty_confident_of/ (ilovelilpump)
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Happiness is almost always based on the assumption that something good happened to you, not on the knowledge.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9rxij/happiness_is_almost_always_based_on_the/ (sierraleone696)
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any flying object is an UFO if you're dumb enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9rxap/any_flying_object_is_an_ufo_if_youre_dumb_enough/ ([deleted])
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Every single surface in the world was wet at some point

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9rx1h/every_single_surface_in_the_world_was_wet_at_some/ (earxenz)
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Arkansas is the most forgettable state

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9rwyj/arkansas_is_the_most_forgettable_state/ (ThatWoodCD)
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You know the world has completely gone to shit when the Pentagon can release actual footage of what it classifies as an unidentified flying object and it *just barely* makes the news.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9rvp1/you_know_the_world_has_completely_gone_to_shit/ (whatsaphoto)
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Computers could let themselves get hacked, just to learn our tricks for their defense when they begin their takeover.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9ruqh/computers_could_let_themselves_get_hacked_just_to/ (biggy2302)
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Any other position besides having your tongue pressed up against the roof your mouth when it's closed feels incredibly awkward.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9rtgv/any_other_position_besides_having_your_tongue/ (BigDaddyJan)
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If people really can talk to the dead, wouldn't we have been able to translate dead languages? (No pun intended)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9rt9w/if_people_really_can_talk_to_the_dead_wouldnt_we/ (angiethedragon)
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When you descend down a ladder, you’re breaking down your fall into a bunch of tinier, more managable falls

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9rt5x/when_you_descend_down_a_ladder_youre_breaking/ (FeatherlessBiped88)
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The dead are truly the silent majority

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9rsvk/the_dead_are_truly_the_silent_majority/ (Crows_of_Murder)
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Every dad in Pixar’s universe must be very much into big booties.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9rsf3/every_dad_in_pixars_universe_must_be_very_much/ (falcofd)
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Technically the only food your body knows are soups because most solid foods are digested and mixed with gastric juice to form a soup.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9rr79/technically_the_only_food_your_body_knows_are/ (tmntnyc)
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You cannot prove with 100% certainty that dinosaurs didn't meow

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9rqhu/you_cannot_prove_with_100_certainty_that/ (jovi_1986)
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There probably isn't a single person in the world who can see themselves in the same way that everyone else sees them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9rppd/there_probably_isnt_a_single_person_in_the_world/ (IveyRoney)
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People with photographic memory can probably remember the exact feeling they've had right before committing to something completely, and can apply that confidence to other areas of their life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9rpnt/people_with_photographic_memory_can_probably/ (imcleanasfuck)
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Due to the electrons of your atoms repelling the electrons of other atoms, you never actually touch anything, Meaning nobody on earth has touched pussy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9roem/due_to_the_electrons_of_your_atoms_repelling_the/ (tallerjoshua)
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Matilda is a Sith

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9rngu/matilda_is_a_sith/ (ThatsTooMuchMannn)
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Butterflies have no idea how beautiful they are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9rmei/butterflies_have_no_idea_how_beautiful_they_are/ (SixToesLeftFoot)
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Without traffic, there are no traffic fatalities, and no ideal organ donors to save lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9ri2z/without_traffic_there_are_no_traffic_fatalities/ (meted)
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If you water water, it grows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9rhxm/if_you_water_water_it_grows/ (AWESOM-04000)
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Some people that claim to love you only want to have a monopoly over your pain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9rhr8/some_people_that_claim_to_love_you_only_want_to/ (KazoBanjooie64)
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A lot of mail carriers are driving around with more money in their trucks than some banks have in their vaults

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9rhr5/a_lot_of_mail_carriers_are_driving_around_with/ (mrwatkins83)
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Spanking has to be one of the most versatile hand gestures and can be used as a statement or a question for encouragement, punishment and can even be sexual with meanings like: "Atta-boy", "What you did was wrong", "Go get-em", "who is bad girl/boy" and "you like that".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9rfqn/spanking_has_to_be_one_of_the_most_versatile_hand/ (CommentToBeDeleted)
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There's someone somewhere that when asked by the Make A Wish foundation answered "I wanna die faster"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9rfnw/theres_someone_somewhere_that_when_asked_by_the/ (mordoandbeavis)
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You don't walk in a park, you walk "on" a park.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9rf5q/you_dont_walk_in_a_park_you_walk_on_a_park/ (Derp_Man3)
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You could be making a sim in the Sims 4, and there could be someone out there in the world who looks exactly like that

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9re8b/you_could_be_making_a_sim_in_the_sims_4_and_there/ (ambriebat)
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You are automatically vegan whenever you don’t eat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9raav/you_are_automatically_vegan_whenever_you_dont_eat/ (A-Me-Person)
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The universe has a wonderful sense of humor. The trick is learning how to take a joke.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9r80l/the_universe_has_a_wonderful_sense_of_humor_the/ (MatrixReaper)
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The World Cup is considered the most majestic prize in Football even thought the level of the games is inarguably lower than the Champions League.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9r7xu/the_world_cup_is_considered_the_most_majestic/ (Afshanz)
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The users that make fun of others for double tapping to like out of habit probably don’t know you can do that on a comment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9r7k7/the_users_that_make_fun_of_others_for_double/ (Jasher062806)
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Cutting your hair due to stress hurts less than cutting out the things that cause you stress.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9r78n/cutting_your_hair_due_to_stress_hurts_less_than/ (Firexxik)
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At some point, there was an ant older than you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9r3c6/at_some_point_there_was_an_ant_older_than_you/ (ProdBySpike)
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Every comment you ever wrote won't actually exist when you're 90. Digital data is no more eternal than paper, frivolous data will be lost relatively soon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9r3at/every_comment_you_ever_wrote_wont_actually_exist/ (jhawins)
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Many people won't support your hustle or give you money when you are alive and needy, but will contribute to your funeral kitty when you are dead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9r2hq/many_people_wont_support_your_hustle_or_give_you/ (redemption_time)
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When someone says they're born and bred somewhere, it's not really true unless they also conceived a child there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9qzos/when_someone_says_theyre_born_and_bred_somewhere/ (good_source_of_fibre)
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Pizza crust is an edible handle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9qyp8/pizza_crust_is_an_edible_handle/ (Son_Kakkarott)
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There is a chance that you are already past the point where you had the most money in your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9qxtb/there_is_a_chance_that_you_are_already_past_the/ (boborienbolton)
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When someone is feeling awful, we respond with “aw,” as if to mock that they are full of aw

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9qxht/when_someone_is_feeling_awful_we_respond_with_aw/ (Nightttfury)
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It's amazing how we've evolved in society to be able to speak freely about almost any topic but we still haven't been able to eliminate the conformity of small talk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9qwo7/its_amazing_how_weve_evolved_in_society_to_be/ (IveyRoney)
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It's amazing how we've evolved in society to be able to speak freely about almost topic but we still haven't been able to elimate the conformity of small talk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9qvr3/its_amazing_how_weve_evolved_in_society_to_be/ ([deleted])
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Lamps in video games are using real electricity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9qvgx/lamps_in_video_games_are_using_real_electricity/ (Frahmy12)
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Because chickens don't have penetrative genitals, an actual cock has no cock...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9qvch/because_chickens_dont_have_penetrative_genitals/ (Horny-Housewife)
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The next 50-100 years will probably determine whether our species will continue into the future a technological marvel or revert to a horse and village society after some kind of downfall.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9quk2/the_next_50100_years_will_probably_determine/ (LaikasDad)
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If you're mother had a C-section you were never born, but you were removed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9que7/if_youre_mother_had_a_csection_you_were_never/ (Riley-Faulknier)
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We’re told not to take food from strangers but are also told to give food to strangers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9qtgf/were_told_not_to_take_food_from_strangers_but_are/ (Me_Name_is_Gregary)
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Yelling at people doesn't solve any problems; it makes the angry person more angry and the victim angry or sad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9qt99/yelling_at_people_doesnt_solve_any_problems_it/ (careerthrowaway10)
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Every company mission statement has to have “to make money” somewhere on it for it to be true

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9qt6o/every_company_mission_statement_has_to_have_to/ (iFloxy)
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When we burp, our lungs and stomach are literally working together in concert

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9qs7j/when_we_burp_our_lungs_and_stomach_are_literally/ (throwawaythemoment)
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If you close your eyes during Andrew Cuomo's daily briefing, Al Pacino gives you the day's update.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9qs41/if_you_close_your_eyes_during_andrew_cuomos_daily/ (Coryb155)
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With everyone reduced to walking around the block, you have to imagine the sport of racewalking is going to see some tough competition next season

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9qrw9/with_everyone_reduced_to_walking_around_the_block/ ([deleted])
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If guys got complimented more often, they probably wouldn't think that girls being nice to them is flirting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9qqkm/if_guys_got_complimented_more_often_they_probably/ (IveyRoney)
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Vegans can never really know if meat substitutes taste like real meat or not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9qq0s/vegans_can_never_really_know_if_meat_substitutes/ (realpmowar)
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Dreams feel like a wonky AI scanned your memories and tried to create new experiences based off them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9qpui/dreams_feel_like_a_wonky_ai_scanned_your_memories/ (katiecharm)
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Garlic smells good but garlic breath smells awful

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9qpha/garlic_smells_good_but_garlic_breath_smells_awful/ (DrunkShroom)
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Famous singers can't sing anything out loud that isn't their own music without turning that song into a cover.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9qpb2/famous_singers_cant_sing_anything_out_loud_that/ (ForgotTheAlamo)
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"Tons of people" is really only about 10 or so.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9qo6e/tons_of_people_is_really_only_about_10_or_so/ (diamond)
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You're the protagonist in your own life, a major character in the lives of a few people, a minor character in the lives of many people, and an extra in the lives of numerous others. In the lives of the rest of the world's population, you don't feature at all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9qn1x/youre_the_protagonist_in_your_own_life_a_major/ (Mercurial_Rhombus)
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Water that is sold as “ice cold” is never actually as cold as ice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9qmcm/water_that_is_sold_as_ice_cold_is_never_actually/ (yungmevo)
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People who “saw” something on the news probably use a less reliable source than those who said they “read” about the same thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9qltn/people_who_saw_something_on_the_news_probably_use/ (shotofbelvedere4)
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The lottery is a tax on dumb people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9qlrl/the_lottery_is_a_tax_on_dumb_people/ (jomtienislife)
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All UFO images are low quality because: if they were good quality, we would just identify the object.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9qkvh/all_ufo_images_are_low_quality_because_if_they/ (EvilNaziPatriarchist)
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People had to code to make code

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9qkg5/people_had_to_code_to_make_code/ (Final_Course)
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A hole is an inside-out pile.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9qjvu/a_hole_is_an_insideout_pile/ (churniglow)
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Not helping the poor would probably remove poverty quicker.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9qh2n/not_helping_the_poor_would_probably_remove/ (TheScaryClown)
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The slave trade ended up influencing the music we listened to in the last century.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9qh09/the_slave_trade_ended_up_influencing_the_music_we/ (C0llag3n)
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Birds and crickets are the white noise of nature.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9qguf/birds_and_crickets_are_the_white_noise_of_nature/ (somkkeshav555)
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It's likely that there's just one fat guy in north korea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9qfut/its_likely_that_theres_just_one_fat_guy_in_north/ (TomKark)
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At any given moment there’s at least one person in the world who’s doing the exact same thing as you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9qfjc/at_any_given_moment_theres_at_least_one_person_in/ ([deleted])
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Dwarves are pocket edition people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9qf0l/dwarves_are_pocket_edition_people/ (keysterglenjamin)
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The first people that recorded their voices probably thought there was a problem in the device because the voice didn't sound like how they think their voice sounds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9qdx8/the_first_people_that_recorded_their_voices/ (subalsds)
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With every individual added to a household the average volume is increased by 5%

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9qd8a/with_every_individual_added_to_a_household_the/ (Thingythingading)
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Bodybuilders show off their scars

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9qbvn/bodybuilders_show_off_their_scars/ (2l84aa)
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Marking a document ‘warning - sensitive material’ surely only makes it more of a target

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9qav7/marking_a_document_warning_sensitive_material/ (allisburning)
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If you brush your teeth from 11:59 pm to 12:01 am, you're technically brushing two times a day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9qa6h/if_you_brush_your_teeth_from_1159_pm_to_1201_am/ (BuddhaChrist_ideas)
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Before cameras, no one could see themselves blink.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9q9uk/before_cameras_no_one_could_see_themselves_blink/ (JAZthebeast11)
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Medusa’s armpit hair is probably a lot of tiny lil sneaks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9q8yc/medusas_armpit_hair_is_probably_a_lot_of_tiny_lil/ (Bf213741)
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If you kill a immortal person, what you’ve killed is a mortal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9q7h0/if_you_kill_a_immortal_person_what_youve_killed/ (KingVincas)
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Rain is a natural shower

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9q6u7/rain_is_a_natural_shower/ (ietsietsiets)
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You may have walked past someone that you played against online

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9q6i7/you_may_have_walked_past_someone_that_you_played/ ([deleted])
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It would make more sense if there was a submarining school in Bikini Bottom instead of a boating school because submarines go underwater while boats go on top of water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9q5or/it_would_make_more_sense_if_there_was_a/ (26SobbingHorses)
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If you replace the W in where, when, and what with a T you get their answers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9q4ol/if_you_replace_the_w_in_where_when_and_what_with/ ([deleted])
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Any animal that would make a good pet is already known to be a good pet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9q4bc/any_animal_that_would_make_a_good_pet_is_already/ (weightsandbayes)
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Pi contains 420696969696969420 and an infinite amount of every number

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9q3if/pi_contains_420696969696969420_and_an_infinite/ (Biggie-Grass)
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Most people's dreams of retiring and doing nothing all day long have both been fulfilled and ruined

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9q388/most_peoples_dreams_of_retiring_and_doing_nothing/ (jose628)
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Street lights always do the opposite of what's around them. They provide light in the night and cast a shadow during the day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9q1s7/street_lights_always_do_the_opposite_of_whats/ (menovat)
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Wedding Anniversaries for some ... could be better termed as and feel more like a Memorial.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9pzyr/wedding_anniversaries_for_some_could_be_better/ (walkitscience)
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Blinks get removed from memories.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9pzy7/blinks_get_removed_from_memories/ (AkiTheGamingPaki)
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Blob fish are named after the way they look when they’re dead

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9pzjc/blob_fish_are_named_after_the_way_they_look_when/ (DarkNix975)
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The more sex you have, the more likely you are to have kids. The more kids you have, the less likely you are to have sex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9pzct/the_more_sex_you_have_the_more_likely_you_are_to/ (iGotEDfromAComercial)
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"Only twenty characters" has exactly 20 characters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9py7c/only_twenty_characters_has_exactly_20_characters/ (Electragraph)
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For most people, life really begins at age 3-4 because that’s the youngest they can remember being

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9py2u/for_most_people_life_really_begins_at_age_34/ (Gamers_Against_Thots)
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A human came out of a human, because a human came in a human

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9pxol/a_human_came_out_of_a_human_because_a_human_came/ ([deleted])
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The digits of Pi contain your entire biography encoded in ASCII

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9pxan/the_digits_of_pi_contain_your_entire_biography/ (Feuermag1er)
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People who hit their kids are probably the same people who kick their dogs to ‘teach them a lesson’.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9ptes/people_who_hit_their_kids_are_probably_the_same/ (TheSeansei)
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It’s a miracle in society that paper doesn’t expire

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9psbm/its_a_miracle_in_society_that_paper_doesnt_expire/ (bugtanks33d)
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We really lucked out by not having to deal with mid-video ads in porn

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9ppdt/we_really_lucked_out_by_not_having_to_deal_with/ (Asderio09)
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Fashion For Blind People Is How Their Voice Sounds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9polw/fashion_for_blind_people_is_how_their_voice_sounds/ (TheDingus12)
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Everybody has created another universe at some point in their life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9pnfw/everybody_has_created_another_universe_at_some/ (Laggyboi999)
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When things "return to normal", we'll probably readjust to watching sports games on TV with fans so quickly and not even feel like anything changed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9pl9f/when_things_return_to_normal_well_probably/ (RealCanadianDragon)
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As times goes by our grandparents are actually starting to look pretty cool in their pictures.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9pkyo/as_times_goes_by_our_grandparents_are_actually/ (goliath276)
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Technically speaking, it's always going to happen sooner rather than later.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9pjcw/technically_speaking_its_always_going_to_happen/ (Frostbrine)
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If you buy a lottery ticket and win millions of dollars, then the thought of buying the lottery ticket becomes a million dollar idea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9pj29/if_you_buy_a_lottery_ticket_and_win_millions_of/ (impossiblePie287)
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Posting on a forum is kind of a way to conduct a free survey of target audience’s opinion on an idea/product/service.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9phx0/posting_on_a_forum_is_kind_of_a_way_to_conduct_a/ (nononsenseson)
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A gram worth of viral particles is fighting against mankind

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9pg6c/a_gram_worth_of_viral_particles_is_fighting/ (Sixen_)
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Turns out the corn of a corndog is cornbread.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9pg5k/turns_out_the_corn_of_a_corndog_is_cornbread/ (beardwithablog)
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Somehow you know the difference between the sound of something being zipped up or unzipped.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9pg1p/somehow_you_know_the_difference_between_the_sound/ (EpperFiend)
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People developing analogue photos must have seen thousands of nudes by random strangers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9pfw4/people_developing_analogue_photos_must_have_seen/ (ColdEarth7)
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These must be real challenging times for big lipstick

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9pfgs/these_must_be_real_challenging_times_for_big/ (disintegrationist)
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Gravity bongs are efficient at making people inefficient

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9pf6h/gravity_bongs_are_efficient_at_making_people/ (RoguePierogies)
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All ufo images are low quality because if they were high quality then they wouldn't be unidentified anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9per9/all_ufo_images_are_low_quality_because_if_they/ (OGName333)
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The reason why we turn the ar-condicioner on and cover ourselves with a blanket is the satisfaction of creating a problem just to enjoy the solution.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9pe1r/the_reason_why_we_turn_the_arcondicioner_on_and/ (Azabach)
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If you touch your nose and grab your crotch you can take a screen shot of your dreams.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9pcx6/if_you_touch_your_nose_and_grab_your_crotch_you/ (Urkylurker)
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There is no drink variant of “feeding”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9pctf/there_is_no_drink_variant_of_feeding/ (ForktUtwTT)
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After Order 66 Captain Rex went to go hide on a sand planet, not even knowing Anakin was Darth Vader.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9pcmx/after_order_66_captain_rex_went_to_go_hide_on_a/ (Elite2260)
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You can't swallow in slow motion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9pc3c/you_cant_swallow_in_slow_motion/ (ShadowStudio)
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Releasing videos of UFOs is a good way to distract people from something else

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9pbrt/releasing_videos_of_ufos_is_a_good_way_to/ (LennerKetty)
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It costs energy to stream, both for you and them, which may be powered by fossil fuels. By ensuring you are still watching we can at least justify that energy usage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9p84k/it_costs_energy_to_stream_both_for_you_and_them/ (C137-Morty)
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We've been sacrificing the environment for the economy for decades.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9p4us/weve_been_sacrificing_the_environment_for_the/ (ajsp75)
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There are an infinite number of great songs out there, waiting to be written. We just need to reach out for them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9p4jd/there_are_an_infinite_number_of_great_songs_out/ (TheAskald)
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Whenever we see a group of crows we are witnessing a murder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9p4fo/whenever_we_see_a_group_of_crows_we_are/ (RobinTheWolf)
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Rams are tactical assault sheep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9p0lp/rams_are_tactical_assault_sheep/ (RoyalDiaperedKobold)
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If most people have nightmares about being naked, maybe naturists have nightmares about wearing clothes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9ozql/if_most_people_have_nightmares_about_being_naked/ (what3v3ruwant)
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The price of the hotel room is inversely proportional to the chance of having free Wi-Fi

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9oy2l/the_price_of_the_hotel_room_is_inversely/ (five_speed_mazdarati)
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You only ever get offended by an insult if it’s true.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9ow2y/you_only_ever_get_offended_by_an_insult_if_its/ (Soxyoxox)
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It's beginning to feel like there is a huge Elephant in the middle of the room that's avoided not because we want to but because we don't know what it is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9ou82/its_beginning_to_feel_like_there_is_a_huge/ (ThatSocio)
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We associate "chicken" with being cowardly, yet "cocky" with being overconfident, even though they both describe the same animal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9otir/we_associate_chicken_with_being_cowardly_yet/ (SmokaCola0)
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Bad role models can also serve as good role models

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9otgh/bad_role_models_can_also_serve_as_good_role_models/ (Ascaint)
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If the average person were to be sent back to the stone age they would likely make no advancements towards mankind

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9osq3/if_the_average_person_were_to_be_sent_back_to_the/ (creedz286)
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Ketchup is a saucy jam

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9orzx/ketchup_is_a_saucy_jam/ (HIGHPER_TERTLS)
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When medieval people used hot oil to defend their castle the battle must have smelled like a McDonald's.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9oqqe/when_medieval_people_used_hot_oil_to_defend_their/ (Pixel_Detective)
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Harry Potter had his first confirmed kill at 12 years old and the kill count only get’s higher

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9opnn/harry_potter_had_his_first_confirmed_kill_at_12/ (-GreggRulzOk-)
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In 50 years all famous writers probably had a fanfic account

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9opmt/in_50_years_all_famous_writers_probably_had_a/ (hoanghn2019)
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Eggs smell like farts when hard boiled, but not when cooked any other way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9ompw/eggs_smell_like_farts_when_hard_boiled_but_not/ (Gastricbasilisk)
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When the Great Pyramid at Giza was being built, the innermost circle at Stonehenge was already 500 years old, and there had been monuments on that site for 5,500 years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9omml/when_the_great_pyramid_at_giza_was_being_built/ (WheatenBygone)
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Maybe the movement of bones in our body is very painful but our brain just ignores it because it has always been there, just like the nose between our eyes gets ignored by the brain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9olwv/maybe_the_movement_of_bones_in_our_body_is_very/ (impossiblePie287)
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Ripping off a hangnail is a free trial of being skinned alive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9olwp/ripping_off_a_hangnail_is_a_free_trial_of_being/ (bleboothe3rd)
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Using binary, you can count up to 31 on one hand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9olw6/using_binary_you_can_count_up_to_31_on_one_hand/ (ToastGhost18)
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Designer geologic structures are not feasible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9olk3/designer_geologic_structures_are_not_feasible/ (fishbethany)
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People who don't eat bread crust will definitely evolve into people who don't eat the skin of their hotdogs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9ok65/people_who_dont_eat_bread_crust_will_definitely/ (QuesoEzcudero)
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Frodo never really destroyed the ring it just fell in when he was fighting Gollum.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9ojh3/frodo_never_really_destroyed_the_ring_it_just/ (Ridgway1904)
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Joe Rogan is Oprah for dudes. He is “Bropah.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9ofxy/joe_rogan_is_oprah_for_dudes_he_is_bropah/ ([deleted])
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With CVS starting Rx delivery by drones, it won't be long until drug dealers adopt that distribution model

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9oejh/with_cvs_starting_rx_delivery_by_drones_it_wont/ (flaflashr)
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You can wear make up in beauty pageants but you can’t take steroids for sports.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9oeec/you_can_wear_make_up_in_beauty_pageants_but_you/ ([deleted])
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There isn't another food with the same texture as banana

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9odcj/there_isnt_another_food_with_the_same_texture_as/ (Isralien)
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It can only get later.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9od86/it_can_only_get_later/ (mtbdork)
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As your sleep schedule gets worse, it gets better.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9oc3g/as_your_sleep_schedule_gets_worse_it_gets_better/ (PRIC3L3SS1)
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Maybe guys like shorter girls because it makes their dick look bigger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9obpf/maybe_guys_like_shorter_girls_because_it_makes/ (AmuroRay0704)
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Prototypes of military drones were probably the object of a lot of UFO videos in the late 90s and early 2000s.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9obg4/prototypes_of_military_drones_were_probably_the/ (TehAsianator)
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Guys think every compliment is romantic because they only get them once a month.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9oax6/guys_think_every_compliment_is_romantic_because/ (AmuroRay0704)
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Elmer Fudd speak is the same as uwu speak

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9o7cc/elmer_fudd_speak_is_the_same_as_uwu_speak/ (GameRoom)
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Obi-wan was the only Jedi to be the sworn enemy of two Sith.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9o6ho/obiwan_was_the_only_jedi_to_be_the_sworn_enemy_of/ (bmxbikeco)
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The existence of serial killers implies the existence of parallel killers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9o4ya/the_existence_of_serial_killers_implies_the/ (denisbaldwin1980)
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You’ll often see on products “new look same great taste” but you don’t see “new taste, same old look”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9o4nb/youll_often_see_on_products_new_look_same_great/ (controller4hire)
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"The Rockies" is probably the laziest naming of any mountain range.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9o4gs/the_rockies_is_probably_the_laziest_naming_of_any/ (Not_Lane_Kiffin)
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An accent isn't considered an accent until they talk to someone from a different country

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9o43h/an_accent_isnt_considered_an_accent_until_they/ (cute_mrclean)
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Most fruit beverages don’t taste like the fruit they claim to be.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9nzuj/most_fruit_beverages_dont_taste_like_the_fruit/ (Chrisjion)
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Tap water is the original streaming service.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9nzgz/tap_water_is_the_original_streaming_service/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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If you made 20,000 an hour and worked 40 hours a week it would take you almost 25 years to have a billion dollars assuming you spent zero dollars a long the way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9ny3t/if_you_made_20000_an_hour_and_worked_40_hours_a/ (Po1sonator)
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There's probably nobody in history that has more experience being royalty than Queen Elizabeth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9nxdu/theres_probably_nobody_in_history_that_has_more/ (CovahMachiavelli)
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Piggybanks make a good gift for young children because it will help them save money.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9nw0j/piggybanks_make_a_good_gift_for_young_children/ (happypup324)
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The universe would not have existed without observers to observe it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9nvcg/the_universe_would_not_have_existed_without/ ([deleted])
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In order for AI to become autonomous, humans have to give up their own autonomy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9nv4i/in_order_for_ai_to_become_autonomous_humans_have/ (ulengrau)
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A chocolate muffin is an acceptable breakfast but heaven help you if you eat a brownie for breakfast.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9nugw/a_chocolate_muffin_is_an_acceptable_breakfast_but/ (Sujjin)
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People with synesthesia probably thought black and white TV was extra awesome.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9ntrc/people_with_synesthesia_probably_thought_black/ (goldraven)
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There are no brown flowers, they are only brown when they’re dead

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9nt2h/there_are_no_brown_flowers_they_are_only_brown/ (Wreckersgonnabreak)
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Dogs aren't learning how to sit, they are learning a language.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9nsp4/dogs_arent_learning_how_to_sit_they_are_learning/ (lebrongarnet)
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Young technology is actually old technology and old technology is young technology.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9nrca/young_technology_is_actually_old_technology_and/ (Andwhy99)
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If directors had a knife fight, wouldn't it be the director's cut

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9nnix/if_directors_had_a_knife_fight_wouldnt_it_be_the/ ([deleted])
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Whether Draino works or not, you're pouring your money down the drain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9nn6j/whether_draino_works_or_not_youre_pouring_your/ (krauseconrad)
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'Baseline' and 'bassline' both set the standard

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9nn1e/baseline_and_bassline_both_set_the_standard/ (DAT_DROP)
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Teenage angst never goes away when you become an adult, it just gets labelled as anxiety or depression.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9nlox/teenage_angst_never_goes_away_when_you_become_an/ (PatientParfait)
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You can probably tell how realistic a movie or TV show portraits a profession by seeing whether it makes people want to join the profession or puts them off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9nlfs/you_can_probably_tell_how_realistic_a_movie_or_tv/ (phxph)
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HD is the new "SD"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9nksc/hd_is_the_new_sd/ (entiretysa)
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If you use Draino and it doesn't work, you literally poured your money down the drain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9niso/if_you_use_draino_and_it_doesnt_work_you/ (krauseconrad)
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People get upset when housing prices are going up. People also get upset when housing prices are going down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9nh8x/people_get_upset_when_housing_prices_are_going_up/ (DatBolas)
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Dragons would find the fact that we can make water in our mouth very cool

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9hc36/dragons_would_find_the_fact_that_we_can_make/ (LAR-Boomerang)
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Posts don’t matter, the comments are always better.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9edzh/posts_dont_matter_the_comments_are_always_better/ (Whines90)
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At concerts, all we want to hear is old material. At stand-up comedy shows, all we want to hear is new material.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9edi0/at_concerts_all_we_want_to_hear_is_old_material/ (funkyfood)
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Someone out there probably spent the whole day wearing their underwear wrong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9ed80/someone_out_there_probably_spent_the_whole_day/ (WesleyJamesFit)
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You use the force (your brain) too move your body parts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9ec7o/you_use_the_force_your_brain_too_move_your_body/ (UncleRudolph)
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People talk to their toys when playing but get scared when they move or talks back.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9ebnk/people_talk_to_their_toys_when_playing_but_get/ (disconnectedmadafaka)
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The assistants for Chelsea Handler are Handler handlers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9e9jn/the_assistants_for_chelsea_handler_are_handler/ (livelaughlovesign)
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Kim Jong Un-Dead would have been masterful on Celebrity Death Match

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9e88y/kim_jong_undead_would_have_been_masterful_on/ (smoothminimal)
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There is probably more medicinal knowledge for lab mice then for humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9e6bf/there_is_probably_more_medicinal_knowledge_for/ (JJTortilla)
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Listening to anime ops shouldn’t be considered weird considering songs like despacito.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9e3oi/listening_to_anime_ops_shouldnt_be_considered/ (Klearg)
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Weird Al has been type casted as a banana

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9e31j/weird_al_has_been_type_casted_as_a_banana/ (Pasta-hobo)
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There's been no new catastrophic incident in April yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9e1yo/theres_been_no_new_catastrophic_incident_in_april/ (SilverHammerFrank)
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Fecal transplants ensure you’ll always have to smell someone else’s farts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9e11c/fecal_transplants_ensure_youll_always_have_to/ (Me_Like_Fries)
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Wine and Paradox grand strategy games have at least one thing in common: they get better with age.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9e0pr/wine_and_paradox_grand_strategy_games_have_at/ (luckyluciano9713)
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If you’re in a room with your S/O and your parents, technically everyone in the room has seen you naked at some point in your life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9dvcf/if_youre_in_a_room_with_your_so_and_your_parents/ (snippysnickers)
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We usually hate WatchMojo because they don't agree with our opinions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9dv90/we_usually_hate_watchmojo_because_they_dont_agree/ (MERRIT2)
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One may wonder, if possible to pass an undercover question...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9dt2v/one_may_wonder_if_possible_to_pass_an_undercover/ (HeadMasterR)
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Everyone thinks their farts don’t smell badly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9drv6/everyone_thinks_their_farts_dont_smell_badly/ (Dashover)
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If dinosaurs didn't exist before us we would live in a completely different world due to not having fossil fuels.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9dr0c/if_dinosaurs_didnt_exist_before_us_we_would_live/ (GooglyEyedMoose)
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Everyone laughs at boomers because they can't use technology, but that will be us one day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9dql1/everyone_laughs_at_boomers_because_they_cant_use/ (grimmj0w6)
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If picking four-leaf clovers makes us lucky, then people that own lawn businesses need to head to Las Vegas when everything settles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9dqdz/if_picking_fourleaf_clovers_makes_us_lucky_then/ (Dlofc)
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We are living The Lord Of The Flies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9dp75/we_are_living_the_lord_of_the_flies/ (leemajors416)
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The Python programming language was named after the comedy group Monty Python, not the snake

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9doyn/the_python_programming_language_was_named_after/ (careerthrowaway10)
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Since kids learn to talk from their parents, the probably spend the first part of their lives using a bunch of outdated slang.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9dor4/since_kids_learn_to_talk_from_their_parents_the/ (chrisacip)
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The person who made up the superstition that it’s bad luck to open umbrellas indoors was probably a mom fed up with their kid(s) knocking shit over.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9dmmq/the_person_who_made_up_the_superstition_that_its/ (clamsandlinguine)
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Getting one coffee filter separated from the rest might just be the most difficult task to perform when you've just woken up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9dmmi/getting_one_coffee_filter_separated_from_the_rest/ (Actually_is_Jesus)
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When Neo and Trinity break into the tower and shoot the guards they are murdering actual innocent humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9dkve/when_neo_and_trinity_break_into_the_tower_and/ (Youeclipsedbyme)
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In a dice, it you have the same chance to get 6 as you have to get 1

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9dktw/in_a_dice_it_you_have_the_same_chance_to_get_6_as/ (overthelimitszz)
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If you could control your muscles to work out internally, you would never have to work out ever again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9djej/if_you_could_control_your_muscles_to_work_out/ (Wildchickenfart)
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Since vampires don’t have a heart to pump blood through their body, then they can’t get women pregnant because their penis is limp. One can only wonder what kind of intercourse a vampire has.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9dhs9/since_vampires_dont_have_a_heart_to_pump_blood/ (vapingpigeon94)
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You've probably been someone's proud crush and someone else's source of shame post masturbation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9dha6/youve_probably_been_someones_proud_crush_and/ (Jonnyjc)
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Truly spicy food burns twice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9dfvc/truly_spicy_food_burns_twice/ (JillandherHills)
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Someone born in the 1860s might have gotten the chance to see Star Wars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9degx/someone_born_in_the_1860s_might_have_gotten_the/ ([deleted])
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Crumbs are the sand of the kitchen: they're coarse, rough, irritating, and get everywhere

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9dds6/crumbs_are_the_sand_of_the_kitchen_theyre_coarse/ (arealhumannotabot)
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You wouldn't think that your native language is hard until someone asks you for long translations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9dcr8/you_wouldnt_think_that_your_native_language_is/ (Reukii)
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It’s amazing how some kids can be way more mature than some adults

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9dbqv/its_amazing_how_some_kids_can_be_way_more_mature/ (nlolhere)
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If you help two sides of a conflict, each side will only see you as helping the other

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9dbnj/if_you_help_two_sides_of_a_conflict_each_side/ (nunzio-puzo)
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The more advanced of a math course you're in, the more frequently you'll use a calculator to add single digit numbers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9dbd5/the_more_advanced_of_a_math_course_youre_in_the/ (w0kepearman)
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The more drool you wake up in, the better your sleep was.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9db6x/the_more_drool_you_wake_up_in_the_better_your/ (Aspen_Alabaster)
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Crash test dummies are biased in favor of drunk drivers; sober humans will stiffen in reflex and sustain more damage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9dars/crash_test_dummies_are_biased_in_favor_of_drunk/ (yentna)
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Watching someone run while pushing a baby in a stroller is a lot more interesting if you just pretend they stole the baby and are making a getaway.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9d9h8/watching_someone_run_while_pushing_a_baby_in_a/ (mcdofras)
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In the future, there will be a branch of science in which it digs up past stuff posted on the internet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9d8jb/in_the_future_there_will_be_a_branch_of_science/ (Bradcastle76)
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Life is the ultimate pyramid scheme. You get one person to marry you, then you have kids, and to continue the cycle, your kids do the same and bring in other people to have more kids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9d8e4/life_is_the_ultimate_pyramid_scheme_you_get_one/ (ProSucc)
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Numbers 0-999 do not have the letter 'A'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9d87k/numbers_0999_do_not_have_the_letter_a/ (Nasroc_)
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Riding into a sunset sucks. Can't see anything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9d5hh/riding_into_a_sunset_sucks_cant_see_anything/ (KubrickIsMyCopilot)
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One day the first feature film made on mars will be released and it will be a really big deal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9d54b/one_day_the_first_feature_film_made_on_mars_will/ (zucbees)
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Our body takes better care of itself than our consciousness does.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9d4j1/our_body_takes_better_care_of_itself_than_our/ (BlameJeux)
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Two thirds of our life is spent just existing (sleeping/working) and only one third is left for everything else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9d4bc/two_thirds_of_our_life_is_spent_just_existing/ (NeoPunkX)
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Someone probably ordered kiwi and got seaweed instead because they sound so much alike.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9d45k/someone_probably_ordered_kiwi_and_got_seaweed/ (Gary_October)
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people’s accents change depending on the people around them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9d2r7/peoples_accents_change_depending_on_the_people/ (Pl3bMcplebman786)
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You have never seen yourself without the aid of other things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9d2ms/you_have_never_seen_yourself_without_the_aid_of/ (nerfgunhun)
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Fitness trackers and smart watches are well aware of your masturbation habits.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9d144/fitness_trackers_and_smart_watches_are_well_aware/ (forkl)
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We work hard and strive during most of our adult lives to achieve a level of comfort and happiness many of us felt as kids. Happiness truly is a mindset.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9d0v5/we_work_hard_and_strive_during_most_of_our_adult/ (Shredded7)
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If Kim Jong Un is truely dead, we might either see the Korean Peninsula finally unite or the new reign of potentially a smarter, more modern, and ruthless female dictator

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9d0bh/if_kim_jong_un_is_truely_dead_we_might_either_see/ (-DCPT-)
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Nothing is on fire, fire is on things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9cyl5/nothing_is_on_fire_fire_is_on_things/ (WizzoYT)
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If Gordon Ramsay lived on medieval times and was a royal cook he would probably get executed for swearing at a king.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9cyax/if_gordon_ramsay_lived_on_medieval_times_and_was/ (guitcho)
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Of all the possums lying dead on the road, one has to wonder if there are any just playing dead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9cvoi/of_all_the_possums_lying_dead_on_the_road_one_has/ (SonofRobinHood)
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Getting a tattoo of the alphabet would make you really good at charades

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9cv0o/getting_a_tattoo_of_the_alphabet_would_make_you/ (AnnoyingWobblyChair)
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Your teeth aren't connected to your skeleton

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9cu6g/your_teeth_arent_connected_to_your_skeleton/ ([deleted])
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Cutting boards are body armour for surfaces.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9ctgf/cutting_boards_are_body_armour_for_surfaces/ (jyczy)
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No way can people ACTUALLY wash their entire back

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9csmm/no_way_can_people_actually_wash_their_entire_back/ (RedSquirrelsCAN)
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There is no point for the alphabet to be in an order

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9cs1u/there_is_no_point_for_the_alphabet_to_be_in_an/ (Wildchickenfart)
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If you come to think of it, the singular of a "Mice" is "Mouse", "Lice" is "Louse", but the singular of "Dice" is "Die".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9cqzt/if_you_come_to_think_of_it_the_singular_of_a_mice/ (KoKey_ShaGgy)
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Humans blow out candles on their cakes; it seems as though dragons would blow “on” candles on theirs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9cpsh/humans_blow_out_candles_on_their_cakes_it_seems/ (IAmQuietFire)
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Technically, you cannot send a male student to the office for having an erection because most happen randomly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9cpg3/technically_you_cannot_send_a_male_student_to_the/ (Soldthekidsforsmokes)
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A retreat could also be a second trip to the dessert bar

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9cp0s/a_retreat_could_also_be_a_second_trip_to_the/ (Seedpound)
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Voice actors are quite easy to impersonate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9covi/voice_actors_are_quite_easy_to_impersonate/ (MasterOfLol_Cubes)
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The Wicked Witch of the West was a fire type Pokémon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9cosy/the_wicked_witch_of_the_west_was_a_fire_type/ (Prodigy829)
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Computer screens are complex self-rearranging mosaics if you consider the pixels as tiles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9co6o/computer_screens_are_complex_selfrearranging/ (ComicalSkate)
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So much heel callous you need a larger shoe size.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9cnjd/so_much_heel_callous_you_need_a_larger_shoe_size/ (Hetzer12)
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Eyebrows are your body’s built-in sweatband

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9cnc2/eyebrows_are_your_bodys_builtin_sweatband/ (Miko54)
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Pets being around the scene of a murder must make it very difficult for the cops to find hair from the murderer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9cmz9/pets_being_around_the_scene_of_a_murder_must_make/ (CallingAllMatts)
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There are people out there who are both outlaws and in-laws.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9cmf1/there_are_people_out_there_who_are_both_outlaws/ (kindbub)
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About every cyclops have unibrows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9cmck/about_every_cyclops_have_unibrows/ (_SuckMeSideways_)
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Those that tell you to go for a walk and stretch your legs obviously haven’t just laid there and stretched their legs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9clik/those_that_tell_you_to_go_for_a_walk_and_stretch/ (arthritictongue)
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There probably popular fictional characters based off real people without them even knowing of it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9cl51/there_probably_popular_fictional_characters_based/ (ThatsaWowsa)
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In fiction, if someone is hidden in an attic, it's probably their choice, but if they are hidden in a basement, they are being kidnapped.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9ck4x/in_fiction_if_someone_is_hidden_in_an_attic_its/ (Killidar)
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The meat industry is probably stronger in the Bojack Horseman universe since all animals are the size of humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9cj4f/the_meat_industry_is_probably_stronger_in_the/ (nolanfan823)
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To respect how dangerous an owl can be, remember they're an evolution of a raptor. But to imagine how dangerous a raptor probably was, imagine a giant, wingless owl.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9ciyv/to_respect_how_dangerous_an_owl_can_be_remember/ (mrdrofficer)
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You can move body parts with your mind

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9ciw8/you_can_move_body_parts_with_your_mind/ (Dyshoreh)
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The oldest picture of you is also the youngest picture of you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9ci13/the_oldest_picture_of_you_is_also_the_youngest/ (Wildchickenfart)
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If someone on tv is welding, you can stare directly at the arc, for as long as you want.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9chru/if_someone_on_tv_is_welding_you_can_stare/ (preinj33)
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Everyone skips the first few paragraphs of a long recipe detailing the author’s childhood dreams the same way they skip the terrible acting intro to porn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9chm6/everyone_skips_the_first_few_paragraphs_of_a_long/ (hermajestea)
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No one whistles to make themselves look innocent anymore because so many depictions of that have turned whistling into exactly what makes people look guilty of something

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9ch3q/no_one_whistles_to_make_themselves_look_innocent/ (TristanLennon)
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Voice text software must get really confused when we want to send a message like, “do you have a question Mark?”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9cgzt/voice_text_software_must_get_really_confused_when/ (Chewbock)
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If there is no other life in space then Earth is the most improbable planet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9cgmz/if_there_is_no_other_life_in_space_then_earth_is/ (Sierra2019)
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You may have had memory wiped and you wouldnt know about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9cfx7/you_may_have_had_memory_wiped_and_you_wouldnt/ (Namplays)
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We never get mad at ourselves, only the consequences of our actions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9cfwk/we_never_get_mad_at_ourselves_only_the/ (Wepehe)
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If you play online multiplayer, you’ve probably been in a youtubers video and never known it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9cfr4/if_you_play_online_multiplayer_youve_probably/ (HSUYAYUSH)
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Remote remote factory owners likely have few remote remote clients being that their remote factory is so remote.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9cfnv/remote_remote_factory_owners_likely_have_few/ (Timyoy3)
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Technically any Woman who rides a horse is a Headless Horse(wo)man.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9cfej/technically_any_woman_who_rides_a_horse_is_a/ (memte)
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Woodpeckers have great knockers, too, but nobody ever talks about that

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9ce2w/woodpeckers_have_great_knockers_too_but_nobody/ (ErwinFurwinPurrwin)
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You have psychic powers which allow you to control your body with your mind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9cdcx/you_have_psychic_powers_which_allow_you_to/ (MSG0079)
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A hidden lego can take down a grown adult as fast as any modern weapon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9cd87/a_hidden_lego_can_take_down_a_grown_adult_as_fast/ (Deanothedino)
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Donkey kong is a gorilla

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9ccw2/donkey_kong_is_a_gorilla/ ([deleted])
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Technically speaking, everyone has the ability to move things with their mind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9cbad/technically_speaking_everyone_has_the_ability_to/ (MaldingMadman)
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It might be alright in the end. Your child could become the next big popstar or win the lottery.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9cayi/it_might_be_alright_in_the_end_your_child_could/ (Currynrice9728)
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If you lift a kangaroo’s tail off the ground it can’t hop.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9c9bp/if_you_lift_a_kangaroos_tail_off_the_ground_it/ (StarDust2001)
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We have all moved things with our mind, since the brain makes our body move.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9c83i/we_have_all_moved_things_with_our_mind_since_the/ (Uncrackable_Cipher)
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The plural of dominatrix is dominatrices

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9c6nh/the_plural_of_dominatrix_is_dominatrices/ (ImNotThaaatDrunk)
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Seeing the Village People perform YMCA live must have been wild

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9c682/seeing_the_village_people_perform_ymca_live_must/ (DonnieDiamondAzoff)
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If you pet an animal you and the animal probably feel the same comfort about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9c5wf/if_you_pet_an_animal_you_and_the_animal_probably/ (Skifnat)
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Extra terrestrial life must have different standards for white light due to the difference in color temperatures of the stars lighting their solar systems.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9c57a/extra_terrestrial_life_must_have_different/ (SlimesterG)
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If you sandpaper sandpaper you get a even finer piece of sandpaper

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9c4gu/if_you_sandpaper_sandpaper_you_get_a_even_finer/ (Ogaly_Bogaly)
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Since people are quick to assume anything mysterious in the sky has to be a UFO, it's believable that ancient humans would assume that anything mysterious is explained by reIigion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9c42s/since_people_are_quick_to_assume_anything/ (MaldingMadman)
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The ruler could not have been invented because to make a ruler you need a ruler.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9c3px/the_ruler_could_not_have_been_invented_because_to/ (SamisamisamisamiaamI)
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Gordan Ramsay's kids probably think all restaurants are shitty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9c3eu/gordan_ramsays_kids_probably_think_all/ (cm775)
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Letting bread crust crust makes the crust that you let crust gain its own crust that can then be de-crusted to make new crust.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9c3a4/letting_bread_crust_crust_makes_the_crust_that/ (Timyoy3)
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A constant pleasure is not felt to be pleasurable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9c2zl/a_constant_pleasure_is_not_felt_to_be_pleasurable/ (VaiterZen)
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There are almost infinite numbers of stars in the sky, yet the sky is not full of light.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9c2l8/there_are_almost_infinite_numbers_of_stars_in_the/ (erpaen)
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If the universe is infinite, it is not just likely, but inevitable that somewhere out there is an exact copy of Earth, with an exact copy of every single place, object, and person on it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9c24r/if_the_universe_is_infinite_it_is_not_just_likely/ (AGroupofThisIsCalled)
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If there's a cloud over your head you're technically underwater

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9c17w/if_theres_a_cloud_over_your_head_youre/ (ideally_idle)
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yeloow is on the color wheel

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9byx3/yeloow_is_on_the_color_wheel/ ([deleted])
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Schizophrenia does not make you talk to yourself, or even imaginary other people. Schizophrenia makes you talk to schizophrenia.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9byql/schizophrenia_does_not_make_you_talk_to_yourself/ (-criticalFUSION-)
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People expect you to be going 55 as soon as you see the sign, but don't expect you to slow to 35 until after the sign.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9byms/people_expect_you_to_be_going_55_as_soon_as_you/ (Wdrake3)
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Calling facial masks your saliva diapers would better describe their function.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9bxzi/calling_facial_masks_your_saliva_diapers_would/ (shortroundshotaro)
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Immortals can hold their breath forever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9bxhv/immortals_can_hold_their_breath_forever/ (xcpleprechaun)
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If you listen to something while going to sleep, then whatever you're listening to is technically the closing theme of that episode of your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9bxg9/if_you_listen_to_something_while_going_to_sleep/ (Electragraph)
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Lets give kim a break, have you ever been the fattest person in your class? imagine how it feels to be the only fat person in your country.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9bx1y/lets_give_kim_a_break_have_you_ever_been_the/ (Embarrassed-Smoke)
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If constellations were different there could be mythical stories about a dick

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9bx02/if_constellations_were_different_there_could_be/ (McF1y85)
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If men could get pregnant too, there would probably be lower smoking and alcohol rates.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9buqs/if_men_could_get_pregnant_too_there_would/ (croatiankiwi73)
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When people are finally able to get haircuts safely why not donate it to help make someone's day!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9buku/when_people_are_finally_able_to_get_haircuts/ (PuzzledTurnabout)
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When life gives someone lemons, most of them would use it for something else other than making lemonade.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9bugo/when_life_gives_someone_lemons_most_of_them_would/ (SWAT__ATTACK)
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Everybody on TV seems to be getting haircuts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9brjx/everybody_on_tv_seems_to_be_getting_haircuts/ (tom_is_the_bomb)
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An expert at photoshop taking a picture of something real and people saying it’s fake is the modern version of the boy who cried wolf

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9brd8/an_expert_at_photoshop_taking_a_picture_of/ (JoeSell2005)
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Over millennia some birds must have flown too high and got stuck in outer space and died.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9bpyv/over_millennia_some_birds_must_have_flown_too/ (Tyler-the-Seraphim)
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Although birds can fly, most humans have probably travelled to more diverse locations than most of them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9bp3n/although_birds_can_fly_most_humans_have_probably/ (hardminute)
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Baby’s look like they enabled the big head cheat code by accident

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9bnxp/babys_look_like_they_enabled_the_big_head_cheat/ (Ididntevenscreenlook)
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Murder = carbon credits

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9bmwz/murder_carbon_credits/ (madfelcher)
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People often forget that they’re breathing and wonder how they are alive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9bmbj/people_often_forget_that_theyre_breathing_and/ (Tyler-the-Seraphim)
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Animals that reproduce asexually are very similar to their early single-celled ancestors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9blbh/animals_that_reproduce_asexually_are_very_similar/ (InfinateUniverse)
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Your brain is the only organ that named itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9bj88/your_brain_is_the_only_organ_that_named_itself/ (amino9000)
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If someone tells you to be a leader and not a follower and you succeed you've also failed becuase you followed their advice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9bi5p/if_someone_tells_you_to_be_a_leader_and_not_a/ (blacktuxed0mask)
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Before cameras, nobody had seen themselves asleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9bhy4/before_cameras_nobody_had_seen_themselves_asleep/ (UndercoverHouseplant)
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One day there will be no more unused songs beat, rhythm and lyrics so we will be stuck with the same existing music without something new with a unique beat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9bg5l/one_day_there_will_be_no_more_unused_songs_beat/ (BrownChickenMeat)
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It was impossible to know exactly what you looked like with your eyes closed before the invention of cameras.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9bfr9/it_was_impossible_to_know_exactly_what_you_looked/ ([deleted])
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All human technological modern advancements were only possible because we realized that movement of tiny invisible particles (electrons) generates energy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9bepn/all_human_technological_modern_advancements_were/ (harris_music)
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The stock price of putang severely dropped when internet naughtiness arrived

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9bedb/the_stock_price_of_putang_severely_dropped_when/ (clostridium_dead)
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We just doomed Kim Jong Un's sister due to the positive reception she's being given

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9bctw/we_just_doomed_kim_jong_uns_sister_due_to_the/ (a-snakey)
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Thank you McDonald's for not price gouging

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9bc84/thank_you_mcdonalds_for_not_price_gouging/ (faithremix)
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Anything that Steven Hawkings said through the computer could have been someone hacking it and speaking for him

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9bb0s/anything_that_steven_hawkings_said_through_the/ (GABETHEBEST)
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Because all barber shops are closed most guys’ balls have more recent haircuts than their heads or faces.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9b9hk/because_all_barber_shops_are_closed_most_guys/ (AdWeasel)
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One nice thing about being blind is that you probably won't make the mistake of guessing someone is pregnant when they're actually just chubby.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9b9ag/one_nice_thing_about_being_blind_is_that_you/ (ReconMoreTea)
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1 million seconds ago was last week, but 1 billion seconds ago the soviet union still existed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9b8vt/1_million_seconds_ago_was_last_week_but_1_billion/ (105267)
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There is no such thing as an off brand car

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9b8sq/there_is_no_such_thing_as_an_off_brand_car/ (ButteryToast27)
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The scariest part of House M.D. is the patients bill afterwards

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9b8ec/the_scariest_part_of_house_md_is_the_patients/ (THINKINGBEES)
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The value of a human life depends on who you ask.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9b7yf/the_value_of_a_human_life_depends_on_who_you_ask/ (Uncrackable_Cipher)
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Since everyone’s handwriting is different, there will always be a new way to write whenever someone is born.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9b7ua/since_everyones_handwriting_is_different_there/ (jvqz0)
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Nothing makes you second-guess your decisions more than shitting your pants while driving in your new car.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9b7ty/nothing_makes_you_secondguess_your_decisions_more/ (ZackAndBeard)
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Sandy came to Bikini Bottom speaking the same language as everyone in Bikini Bottom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9b7sw/sandy_came_to_bikini_bottom_speaking_the_same/ (RedditEffigy)
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Difference between habit and culture is that the former is the repeated practices of an individual whereas the latter is the repeated practices of a community.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9b72s/difference_between_habit_and_culture_is_that_the/ (Syed-Ashik)
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There is an entire country full of Chads.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9b6xo/there_is_an_entire_country_full_of_chads/ (VikingRaid13)
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Young children learn imaginative story telling when their drawings are so bad that they just keep making up what their picture looks like to the grownup.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9b480/young_children_learn_imaginative_story_telling/ (jfi224)
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We are only ever with our biological mothers, twice, when they are on the brink of death: at birth and at their deathbed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9b3pw/we_are_only_ever_with_our_biological_mothers/ (Gardinum)
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There's no ambiguity about the "glass half full/half empty" proverb. It all depends of the previous state of the glass. If it was full and half its content was removed, it's half empty, if it was filled only until the half, it's half full

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9b17t/theres_no_ambiguity_about_the_glass_half_fullhalf/ ([deleted])
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Antibodies are our immune systems wearing the corpses of their enemies to scare off future invaders.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9b16l/antibodies_are_our_immune_systems_wearing_the/ (Ravingrook)
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Pixar’s inside out could’ve been much darker. They could’ve explained depression by showing Sadness killing Joy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9b0rk/pixars_inside_out_couldve_been_much_darker_they/ (froyoboyz)
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We are 70% clouds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9b0et/we_are_70_clouds/ (ThAtTh1CcTh0T)
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Too many people are chasing happiness and fortune. Not enough people are chasing balance and harmony.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9azyw/too_many_people_are_chasing_happiness_and_fortune/ (BobbyAF)
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There will always be slightly more people than boobs in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9azsm/there_will_always_be_slightly_more_people_than/ (gnarley_quinn)
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In the beginning of the movie Finding Nemo, the diver (later revealed to be the dentist) that sees Nemo by himself was just trying to help since they're always in groups and he must have worried about him.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9azqa/in_the_beginning_of_the_movie_finding_nemo_the/ (whichdickisit)
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The number 1 is the only number that represents itself in quantity of digits.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9azew/the_number_1_is_the_only_number_that_represents/ (gansay)
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We really take it for granted how we don't have to make a conscious effort to digest food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9aze8/we_really_take_it_for_granted_how_we_dont_have_to/ (onderoth)
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Doggie heaven could probably double as squirrel hell

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9ayab/doggie_heaven_could_probably_double_as_squirrel/ (SidiusStrife)
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If we cure aging, Earth would get cancer with us being the cancer cells.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9avmx/if_we_cure_aging_earth_would_get_cancer_with_us/ (LucidPlayer)
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Porn used to cost money

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9avm4/porn_used_to_cost_money/ (MrRipShitUp)
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People are more often qualified as intelligent because they are knowledgeable than because they are intelligent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9aupm/people_are_more_often_qualified_as_intelligent/ (Wir2d)
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People that sell prop money, literally print their own money.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9ato5/people_that_sell_prop_money_literally_print_their/ (Yamashiro1)
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death is not the end

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9arwa/death_is_not_the_end/ (A-Daimond-Block)
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At some point in your life, your mom will stop being mad at you if you try to move out and start being mad at you if you don’t move out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9ar08/at_some_point_in_your_life_your_mom_will_stop/ (TristanLennon)
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Ponytails are a form of self-bondage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9apjy/ponytails_are_a_form_of_selfbondage/ (juiceboxvendor)
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Most people center their beds on a wall for symmetry even though sleeping against the wall is more comfortable and more symmetrical; 2/4 sides touching wall, 2/4 sides not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9aoyj/most_people_center_their_beds_on_a_wall_for/ ([deleted])
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Some of the most viral content on here gains momentum because people start arguing about things that aren’t related to the post at all in any way

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9ao5d/some_of_the_most_viral_content_on_here_gains/ (BasalGangliaaaaa)
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Hunger Games is the original battle royal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9anyl/hunger_games_is_the_original_battle_royal/ (RaveInPeace)
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If you look up at the sky unimpeded, you are observing approximately half of all things ever created

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9ankm/if_you_look_up_at_the_sky_unimpeded_you_are/ (definitelynot_avirus)
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Frodo surely has PTSD after that trip.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9aml1/frodo_surely_has_ptsd_after_that_trip/ (cgosk)
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TikTok is animated click bate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9akzx/tiktok_is_animated_click_bate/ (celexio)
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If the door leading to a bedroom is a bedroom door then the door leading into the corridor is the corridor door

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9ak7g/if_the_door_leading_to_a_bedroom_is_a_bedroom/ (vbobmemes)
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If Mike Wazaoski nods then he is also twerking

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9ak73/if_mike_wazaoski_nods_then_he_is_also_twerking/ (-100K)
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Fishing is an example of “It’s too good to be true” for fish.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9ak57/fishing_is_an_example_of_its_too_good_to_be_true/ (Do_not_wery)
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In order for you to know that you have forgotten something, you need to remember that you've forgotten it. So imagine all the stuff that you've forgotten to remember that you've forgotten.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9ajxs/in_order_for_you_to_know_that_you_have_forgotten/ (BanielDridges)
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At least a decent portion of men who are into futa are probably gay and in denial.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9aiux/at_least_a_decent_portion_of_men_who_are_into/ (Isimarie)
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All handmade food has 2 secret ingredients; human sweat and dead skin cells

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9aipf/all_handmade_food_has_2_secret_ingredients_human/ (Fr0stman)
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Halloween is going to be a bunch of tiger king characters wearing masks standing 6ft apart from each other

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9ai6l/halloween_is_going_to_be_a_bunch_of_tiger_king/ (BasalGangliaaaaa)
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Humans are also cup holders.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9ahzo/humans_are_also_cup_holders/ (thundafumunda)
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The hardest part of any intense workout is getting your sweaty clothes off at the end.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9ah5u/the_hardest_part_of_any_intense_workout_is/ (giraffeboner1)
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Never wear an orange shirt for passport photos they will come out looking like mugshots for an inmate that is on his third stint in the joint for grand larceny

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9agoj/never_wear_an_orange_shirt_for_passport_photos/ (pygmypuffonacid)
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depression could be cleared or doubled after moving out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9aczz/depression_could_be_cleared_or_doubled_after/ (Winecole)
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Technically a game maker playtesting his own game makes him a world record speedrunner of it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9ack8/technically_a_game_maker_playtesting_his_own_game/ (Elettro80)
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Due to our 2D perspective of things, we have never actually seen a spherical earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9abiz/due_to_our_2d_perspective_of_things_we_have_never/ (Pinknoodles2000)
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Breathing is the only thing that isn't easier said than done.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9ab1x/breathing_is_the_only_thing_that_isnt_easier_said/ (Fuhreeldoe)
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The people that were some of the first to order a DNA/ancestry test kit probably had results that were way way off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9a9nq/the_people_that_were_some_of_the_first_to_order_a/ (xxxfernando)
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It is impossible to actively think of nothing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9a8yd/it_is_impossible_to_actively_think_of_nothing/ ([deleted])
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Sometimes it's good to check on people, sometimes it isn't

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9a8qz/sometimes_its_good_to_check_on_people_sometimes/ (DemocraticTerminator)
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Any flying object is a UFO if you're dumb enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9a6n6/any_flying_object_is_a_ufo_if_youre_dumb_enough/ (dipnorhyncus)
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You are more likely to buy something at $100 if it has been marked down from a higher price than if it were the retail price of $100

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9a66e/you_are_more_likely_to_buy_something_at_100_if_it/ (redneckvet)
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Technically nobody has ever watched a film fully because we blink and miss split seconds of it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9a5h0/technically_nobody_has_ever_watched_a_film_fully/ (Therealnoobumut)
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Close has two different meanings, being close to something or someone, or close a door.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9a4vy/close_has_two_different_meanings_being_close_to/ (creativename62)
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The women who most hate men are also the ones who try the hardest to look like one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9a4sl/the_women_who_most_hate_men_are_also_the_ones_who/ (clarkjmatty)
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Sitting up and sitting down both lead to the same result.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9a384/sitting_up_and_sitting_down_both_lead_to_the_same/ (mike_loves_memes)
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Life is a pay-to-win game

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9a32i/life_is_a_paytowin_game/ (JBellaggio)
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If things really, "worked like a dream," they wouldn't work as expected at all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9a2nd/if_things_really_worked_like_a_dream_they_wouldnt/ (wonderflex)
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If you don’t hesitate to bang someone’s mom, you’re a mothfucker.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9a2ew/if_you_dont_hesitate_to_bang_someones_mom_youre_a/ (Meepster27)
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It seems like there are more obese men, and more morbidly obese women.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9a2an/it_seems_like_there_are_more_obese_men_and_more/ (Hetzer12)
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We are living in someone’s version of a distopia

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9a15i/we_are_living_in_someones_version_of_a_distopia/ (randomguyfromafrica)
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The secret of immortality is to drink Corgi blood

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g99y6x/the_secret_of_immortality_is_to_drink_corgi_blood/ (childrenofkorlis)
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No one in the world has the exact same DNA as, you only a mixture of dna

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g99y5b/no_one_in_the_world_has_the_exact_same_dna_as_you/ (SyaPlaysGames)
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The suns not yellow, it’s chicken

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g99wrb/the_suns_not_yellow_its_chicken/ (red-sector-a)
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The concept of anti gravity is heavy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g99v2u/the_concept_of_anti_gravity_is_heavy/ (Fingerbob73)
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Humans are probably the only animals that get off watching others have sex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g99uyp/humans_are_probably_the_only_animals_that_get_off/ (InterestingTurnover)
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Andy must have felt like a dumbass when he found out how much Woody was worth, after giving him to Bonnie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g99ue9/andy_must_have_felt_like_a_dumbass_when_he_found/ (_lord_vader)
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Scat singing and freestyle rap are exact opposites.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g99u90/scat_singing_and_freestyle_rap_are_exact_opposites/ (bluewarbler)
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There may have existed a species even more intelligent than humans, but we can’t find them in the fossil record.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g99u0m/there_may_have_existed_a_species_even_more/ (Tyler-the-Seraphim)
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The revolution in dance dance revolution implies that their is a tyrannical backstory in the dance dance universe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g99szm/the_revolution_in_dance_dance_revolution_implies/ (Thx4Karma)
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Humans can make anything a competition

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g99qpj/humans_can_make_anything_a_competition/ (bettershatter)
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Medusa's armpit hair is probably also snakes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g99qm3/medusas_armpit_hair_is_probably_also_snakes/ (Dinomite35)
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If Ross Geller and George Costanza had traded shows, they would have been much happier.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g99lot/if_ross_geller_and_george_costanza_had_traded/ (usenet_alias)
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The only way of knowing whether your thoughts are common or unoriginal are to submit them here and see what the bots think.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g99ln4/the_only_way_of_knowing_whether_your_thoughts_are/ (Fingerbob73)
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Most world records have probably been broken by accident.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g99ke6/most_world_records_have_probably_been_broken_by/ (EC987)
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A star seems pretty powerful until we remember it cannot laugh or love.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g99jng/a_star_seems_pretty_powerful_until_we_remember_it/ (investinlove)
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An elephant probably isn’t scared of the mouse, but rather just acknowledges the size difference and doesn’t want to step on the poor thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g99hw7/an_elephant_probably_isnt_scared_of_the_mouse_but/ (farooqskariem)
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Literally the 2nd half of The Little Mermaid would’ve been done if she just wrote down who she was.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g99hjq/literally_the_2nd_half_of_the_little_mermaid/ (Gun-nut0508)
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Mollusks are the pistachios of the animal world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g99hb7/mollusks_are_the_pistachios_of_the_animal_world/ (lukewarmbeans87)
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The cars from the movie ‘Cars’ only drink gasoline as their food, so isn’t if weird they have teeth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g99ha6/the_cars_from_the_movie_cars_only_drink_gasoline/ (DaLionheart101)
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There is probably a very small part of the population that thinks the wings from Buffalo Wild Wings are actually made of buffalo meat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g99ehp/there_is_probably_a_very_small_part_of_the/ (Blitzer407)
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You probably think you are less or more attractive than you actually are its never "just right".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g99e19/you_probably_think_you_are_less_or_more/ (asackofpotatoes415)
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A firefly is the opposite of a waterfall

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g99dt0/a_firefly_is_the_opposite_of_a_waterfall/ ([deleted])
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Many men have had flesh lopped off of them without their consent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g99d5b/many_men_have_had_flesh_lopped_off_of_them/ (Hetzer12)
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If you're immortal, you won't know until everyone around you start dying off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g99d29/if_youre_immortal_you_wont_know_until_everyone/ (Buihelgason)
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People who rick roll someone have to rick roll themselves first in order to rick roll that person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g99ct4/people_who_rick_roll_someone_have_to_rick_roll/ ([deleted])
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It’s weird when you’ve forgotten a word you know roughly where to look for it in your brain. Like a book slightly misplaced in a library. You’ll find it eventually but you’ll probably come across the wrong one a few times.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g99bg0/its_weird_when_youve_forgotten_a_word_you_know/ (Limmy92)
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It would suck to be one of the bulls that the bullseye is named for

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g99b1i/it_would_suck_to_be_one_of_the_bulls_that_the/ (cbenjaminsmith)
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It was a missed opportunity for Clark Kent not to be #5 on his high school football. (in the show “Smallville”)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g99aaj/it_was_a_missed_opportunity_for_clark_kent_not_to/ (couch_celery)
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According to the internet, Queen Elizabeth ll looks young for her age

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9996z/according_to_the_internet_queen_elizabeth_ll/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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The skunk in Toy Story4 was also a toy, and so ought to have been able to speak.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9993l/the_skunk_in_toy_story4_was_also_a_toy_and_so/ (Relaxing_Cat)
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The night guard in Five Nights at Freddy’s only makes about $4 an hour

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g99938/the_night_guard_in_five_nights_at_freddys_only/ (YaLikeDadJokes)
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Our brains always talk about themselves in third-person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g997v9/our_brains_always_talk_about_themselves_in/ (Shadow_Walker137)
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There's a difference in "noice" and "noise" that is imperceptible

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g996hj/theres_a_difference_in_noice_and_noise_that_is/ (Soul_Man2004)
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Everyone has tried to move something with their mind at least once in their lives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g99693/everyone_has_tried_to_move_something_with_their/ (fazzyywazzyy)
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If steroids aren’t allowed at sports competitions, makeup shouldn’t be allowed at beauty pageants.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g994zm/if_steroids_arent_allowed_at_sports_competitions/ (rotisseriechicken13)
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Jedi are viewed as some of the fiercest warriors in their galaxy, but one bullet from our galaxy is all it would take to stop one. All they have to deal with are blasters which have an FPS of around 70.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g994ly/jedi_are_viewed_as_some_of_the_fiercest_warriors/ (Cobbtimus_Prime)
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To not leave a paper trail..you use paper money instead of a plastic card.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g991fp/to_not_leave_a_paper_trailyou_use_paper_money/ (UNLVmark)
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The ninth circle of hell is a frozen lake, which makes no sense

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g991bw/the_ninth_circle_of_hell_is_a_frozen_lake_which/ (Preebie)
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You likely have cocaine in your wallet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g98yxy/you_likely_have_cocaine_in_your_wallet/ (WhySayImpossible)
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If you use an ad-hominem during an argument, you're basically admitting that you've lost.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g98ynk/if_you_use_an_adhominem_during_an_argument_youre/ (Wir2d)
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We pronounce quesadilla with the Spanish “ll” sound, but don’t pronounce burrito with the Spanish “rr” sound

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g98ucc/we_pronounce_quesadilla_with_the_spanish_ll_sound/ (snoozinforabruisin)
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If everyone's special, then everyone's a normie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g98u3e/if_everyones_special_then_everyones_a_normie/ (TheOneWhoSitsBelow)
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There’s almost certainly someone who is younger than you in age, but has experienced more life than you because they have been awake more.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g98tx7/theres_almost_certainly_someone_who_is_younger/ (dappitydingdong)
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Once their is an Us and a Them, an argument can no longer be won

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g98tqc/once_their_is_an_us_and_a_them_an_argument_can_no/ (nunzio-puzo)
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When you're beheaded, you're actually bebodied.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g98th0/when_youre_beheaded_youre_actually_bebodied/ (KiTChIn_GaDGikS)
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In a christmas song, when a line ends with O, chances are, the next line will end with mistletoe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g98rjv/in_a_christmas_song_when_a_line_ends_with_o/ (snapy155)
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Computers that "freeze" from excess load are actually overheating.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g98r8s/computers_that_freeze_from_excess_load_are/ (gambito121)
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Our great great great great great grandchilden will in theory be able to find our internet comments and social media profiles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g98r45/our_great_great_great_great_great_grandchilden/ ([deleted])
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If you compliment someones taste in music, you are kind of complimenting your own taste in music. Think about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g98qz7/if_you_compliment_someones_taste_in_music_you_are/ (discol0ver)
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When AI happens, we're going to have games with infinite story, all generated by AI.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g98peu/when_ai_happens_were_going_to_have_games_with/ (neo_did_it_first)
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Stars are literally just failed nuclear explosions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g98os7/stars_are_literally_just_failed_nuclear_explosions/ (clpratt316)
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In game of cricket, wicket keeper has the responsibility exact opposite to its role

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g98l6q/in_game_of_cricket_wicket_keeper_has_the/ (Yogi1985)
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We were non existent longer than we were existent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g98l29/we_were_non_existent_longer_than_we_were_existent/ (Jastactical)
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Scented beds. Think of all the scrumptious dreams.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g98h4w/scented_beds_think_of_all_the_scrumptious_dreams/ (discol0ver)
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As opposed to their function, it is weird that our noses run and feet smell.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g98gqq/as_opposed_to_their_function_it_is_weird_that_our/ (cyclopropagative)
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We can throw food at people and they get mad. We can throw food at dogs and they're eternally grateful.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g98glc/we_can_throw_food_at_people_and_they_get_mad_we/ (Oneamongthefence24)
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The average poodle has it better than the average person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g98fp3/the_average_poodle_has_it_better_than_the_average/ (poonslyr69)
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Every person's specific taste in music is probably as individual as their finger print. Even if you like similar genres....it's unlikely that you will like/dislike every single one of the same songs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g98bv8/every_persons_specific_taste_in_music_is_probably/ (MassGootz)
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You realize how unoriginal you are when you always receive an auto response for an immediate removal of your post.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g98b4u/you_realize_how_unoriginal_you_are_when_you/ (maldo769)
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The, “fire when ready” scene would have been really awkward if it took like another 30 minutes the Death Star to be ready

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g989uf/the_fire_when_ready_scene_would_have_been_really/ (Ra1ds4ad0w)
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Maybe “normalcy” never existed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g989o4/maybe_normalcy_never_existed/ (Despicable_carl)
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Risky business: brushing your hair with ear buds in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g989kv/risky_business_brushing_your_hair_with_ear_buds_in/ (discol0ver)
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If cameras and mirrors (including other reflective objects) didn't exist neither would beauty standards.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9882d/if_cameras_and_mirrors_including_other_reflective/ (JustAnotherGamerr)
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It is impossible to imagine a new type of color.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g985o0/it_is_impossible_to_imagine_a_new_type_of_color/ (JustAnotherGamerr)
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At what point do characters in a movie die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g985m3/at_what_point_do_characters_in_a_movie_die/ (discol0ver)
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When dealing with crappy movies, revenue is an acceptable to consider only if it’s low

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g985g4/when_dealing_with_crappy_movies_revenue_is_an/ (A-Good-Samartian)
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It is possible that every single human sees color differently and some people are labeled as color blind because the spectrum of color they see is narrow not enabling them to differentiate between colors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g985fw/it_is_possible_that_every_single_human_sees_color/ (JustAnotherGamerr)
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When laying on the ground looking up at the sky, from another perspective in space we are completely vertical and looking forward into space

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g982of/when_laying_on_the_ground_looking_up_at_the_sky/ (arnowhite)
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Cowboy hats really would have benefited from a chin strap.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g982lm/cowboy_hats_really_would_have_benefited_from_a/ (duaneap)
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The funeral with the dancing pallbearers in Ghana is probably one of the only funerals that thousands of people have seen while not knowing who the funeral is for

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g982l9/the_funeral_with_the_dancing_pallbearers_in_ghana/ (got_edge)
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Humans may not have invented teleportation, but we have (for the most part) invented ways to not *need* teleportation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9827h/humans_may_not_have_invented_teleportation_but_we/ (cheese_puff_diva)
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Every book is a text book

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g981qh/every_book_is_a_text_book/ (monkeyhook)
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If we spent most of our life dreaming and less than half our life awake; we would probably consider our dreams the “real” world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g980ju/if_we_spent_most_of_our_life_dreaming_and_less/ (Tyler-the-Seraphim)
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The evolution of life on earth is a "fish out of water" story

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g97zyj/the_evolution_of_life_on_earth_is_a_fish_out_of/ (everflow)
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Boba (bubble tea pearls) is literally just pasta

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g97ycx/boba_bubble_tea_pearls_is_literally_just_pasta/ (Davor_Penguin)
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Despite the opening line of Rainbow Connection, there really isn't that many songs about rainbows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g97y2z/despite_the_opening_line_of_rainbow_connection/ (ElderCunningham)
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There must be many people too afraid or embarrassed to ask why their fart smell different in the shower.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g97wzi/there_must_be_many_people_too_afraid_or/ (zb0t1)
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If every person in an area of study became a teacher, that information would never actually be used in the real world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g97wre/if_every_person_in_an_area_of_study_became_a/ (SpiralArc)
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Domesticating wolves must have been pretty scary at first.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g97waf/domesticating_wolves_must_have_been_pretty_scary/ (Tyler-the-Seraphim)
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There is probably a record number of people setting their own personal record for longest their hair has ever grown

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g97vpd/there_is_probably_a_record_number_of_people/ (Cankles_of_Fury)
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You can "delete" someone else's comment by blocking them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g97uun/you_can_delete_someone_elses_comment_by_blocking/ (NatureGuy45)
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The amount of single people on dating apps seems to suggest that meeting in person just ain't a thing anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g97t2k/the_amount_of_single_people_on_dating_apps_seems/ (starzwillsucceed)
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Traffic cameras can get clear pictures of license plates of cars going 50+ mph, but bank cameras can't even get a clear shot of a robber standing still.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g97pzz/traffic_cameras_can_get_clear_pictures_of_license/ (Dr_Driggy1998)
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You’ve probably shrugged off someone’s true cry for help in your lifetime. (A yell, flashing lights, honking horn)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g97pz6/youve_probably_shrugged_off_someones_true_cry_for/ (Davidsilak)
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Since there is no limit to the force, in theory a Jedi could force squeeze a enemies spinal cord and cripple them without lifting a finger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g97n6t/since_there_is_no_limit_to_the_force_in_theory_a/ (dankpenguin69)
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People who live in areas with more gravity are probably slightly more fit than the rest of the world, or at least have more back problems.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g97kjs/people_who_live_in_areas_with_more_gravity_are/ (weemegaman)
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Humans are the only creature on earth who are not allowed to publicly urinate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g97kd4/humans_are_the_only_creature_on_earth_who_are_not/ (JimSalice)
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A Jedi could Jack themselves off and no one could see it under their Jedi robes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g97kas/a_jedi_could_jack_themselves_off_and_no_one_could/ (dankpenguin69)
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If a candle store burned down it would smell good

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g97k5s/if_a_candle_store_burned_down_it_would_smell_good/ (VA2M)
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Nowadays if someone is found dead from drinking bleach, it's hard to tell if they were really wanting to live or really wanting to die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g97jom/nowadays_if_someone_is_found_dead_from_drinking/ (TheBrunkster)
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We’ve all heard of “asparagus pee”, but nobody ever talks of “coffee pee”—which suggests that we’re all used to it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g97fsn/weve_all_heard_of_asparagus_pee_but_nobody_ever/ (SexySwedishSpy)
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If your dad doesn't leave you with your step mom in private, he has his reasons for that

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g97e3j/if_your_dad_doesnt_leave_you_with_your_step_mom/ (vpetrychuk)
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Someone holds the world record for most showers taken in a lifetime

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g97d4d/someone_holds_the_world_record_for_most_showers/ (Silvi0c)
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If you follow flirting methods from movies and tvshows and aren't good looking you're going to end up looking like a rapist or creepy stalker.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g97bxb/if_you_follow_flirting_methods_from_movies_and/ (Crazynaro)
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Offensive linemen defend the quarterback, making them defensive players

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g97bsm/offensive_linemen_defend_the_quarterback_making/ (tinyintegerboy)
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Cars in video games are electric cars. Since you need electric to play the game.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g97949/cars_in_video_games_are_electric_cars_since_you/ (gasmaskdave)
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You’ve never experienced fear if your mother never rushed toward you and your siblings screaming while hopping on one foot trying to get her sandal off ladies and gentlemen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g977f8/youve_never_experienced_fear_if_your_mother_never/ ([deleted])
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No matter how cool it is the last thing you'll ever think off will be burried with you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9765h/no_matter_how_cool_it_is_the_last_thing_youll/ (Wir2d)
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Reading or paying attention to the wrong things can manufacture a false anxiety that isn’t really yours.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g975wb/reading_or_paying_attention_to_the_wrong_things/ (PardonMyVanity)
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Music only has 7 notes, but people still find new ways to use it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g975bz/music_only_has_7_notes_but_people_still_find_new/ (Tyler-the-Seraphim)
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Cannibals actually are what they eat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g973zp/cannibals_actually_are_what_they_eat/ (Ian__16354)
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Most people would never agree to buy a used mattress for themselves, but no one seems to be bothered by sleeping on one when staying at a hotel

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g973o2/most_people_would_never_agree_to_buy_a_used/ (bob_buttlicker_)
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It's scary to think the world is controlled by some secret group, it's scarier to think that it's not controlled by any society and just a bunch of regular people trying to figure it out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g97360/its_scary_to_think_the_world_is_controlled_by/ (NorseEmperor)
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The reason there's so much white in pictures of earth is because of clouds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9720d/the_reason_theres_so_much_white_in_pictures_of/ (yungpussyeater)
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When saying the year, Two-thousand-nineteen and twenty-nineteen, both sounded normal, but two-thousand-twenty sounds weird...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g971js/when_saying_the_year_twothousandnineteen_and/ (noobcoober)
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All art shared on the internet is technically pixel art.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g97122/all_art_shared_on_the_internet_is_technically/ (katman14)
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People who have doomsday bunkers are somehow the same people protesting the need for it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g96yhp/people_who_have_doomsday_bunkers_are_somehow_the/ (thebrotherbear-)
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There is a chance you may die in the next few minutes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g96y8d/there_is_a_chance_you_may_die_in_the_next_few/ (illdoitoneday)
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Being born is the most Metal thing a person ever does. They either enter the world via a vagina or a scalpel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g96wky/being_born_is_the_most_metal_thing_a_person_ever/ (fluffagus)
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Blinds are the Chinese finger traps of Crackheads

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g96wbc/blinds_are_the_chinese_finger_traps_of_crackheads/ (Pyroperc88)
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Most musics are connected to certain events in our life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g96v8w/most_musics_are_connected_to_certain_events_in/ (TeamAnonymous8888)
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Coins of different currencies probably each have a distinct taste.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g96u45/coins_of_different_currencies_probably_each_have/ (ntnl)
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With all the hair and beauty salons being shut, the numbers of selfie posts on instagram has significantly dropped.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g96sa1/with_all_the_hair_and_beauty_salons_being_shut/ (BlakeShelby)
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When does non-brand become a brand when they manufacture their own product.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g96rwx/when_does_nonbrand_become_a_brand_when_they/ (Tankz1000)
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If someone's being an ass in front of you telling them that they have something between their teeth is probably going to make them shut up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g96ria/if_someones_being_an_ass_in_front_of_you_telling/ (Wir2d)
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Despite the world's hunger problem, we actually have an infinite supply of cheese, if you consider the world's homeless population.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g96oxc/despite_the_worlds_hunger_problem_we_actually/ (ing_die)
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Humans still have the trickster trait that most monkeys do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g96obw/humans_still_have_the_trickster_trait_that_most/ (Tyler-the-Seraphim)
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Millennials will be the first generation of grandparents with gaming as a common hobby

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g96nsk/millennials_will_be_the_first_generation_of/ (Bobyus)
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Saying “how cold is it” or “how hot is it” says a lot about your preferable temperature

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g96n10/saying_how_cold_is_it_or_how_hot_is_it_says_a_lot/ (Impav1d)
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Marriage might be the only thing where the more times you've done it, the more people probably assume you're bad at it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g96md9/marriage_might_be_the_only_thing_where_the_more/ (AJGreenMVP)
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Losers who never had a chance to get a prom date are breathing sighs of relief

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g96m73/losers_who_never_had_a_chance_to_get_a_prom_date/ (jsmitter)
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Half the New England Patriots fan base has never seen a bad season.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g96m3f/half_the_new_england_patriots_fan_base_has_never/ (kmurph72)
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Gym might be the only place where we pay to work

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g96kqi/gym_might_be_the_only_place_where_we_pay_to_work/ (TeamAnonymous8888)
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You can't spell essay without saying essay

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g96k6w/you_cant_spell_essay_without_saying_essay/ (harutthecarrot)
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When you were born, it ended eternities of your non-existence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g96jxf/when_you_were_born_it_ended_eternities_of_your/ (Tyler-the-Seraphim)
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A defining aspect of modernity is that when you have a choice, you can very often have it both ways.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g96jrp/a_defining_aspect_of_modernity_is_that_when_you/ (Masterl00p)
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The storie of the hare and the tortoise reflects on humanity's evolutionary history as persistence hunters and teaches the young to slowly catch up to prey instead of trying to run after them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g96j53/the_storie_of_the_hare_and_the_tortoise_reflects/ (whos_mama)
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Humans doubled their natural lifespan artificially, so all problems related to ageing, both physical and psychological, are man made.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g96j3c/humans_doubled_their_natural_lifespan/ (RodzRodzRodz)
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An axe is chopstick

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g96eu6/an_axe_is_chopstick/ (Dinomite35)
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If microwaves didn’t beep at night it would help a lot of people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g96e7k/if_microwaves_didnt_beep_at_night_it_would_help_a/ ([deleted])
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People are 80% water, so drinking water is cannibalism.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g96c4f/people_are_80_water_so_drinking_water_is/ (Tyler-the-Seraphim)
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Nobody reads the rules of monopoly unless there's an argument.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g96bes/nobody_reads_the_rules_of_monopoly_unless_theres/ (Dinomite35)
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Goatees are mohawks in beard form.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g968j3/goatees_are_mohawks_in_beard_form/ (NZVikingRugger)
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Kim Jong-Un is what Santa Claus would look like if he was Korean.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g968an/kim_jongun_is_what_santa_claus_would_look_like_if/ (Squaggo)
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You can increase or decrease your knowledge on the internet depending on how you use it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g967w0/you_can_increase_or_decrease_your_knowledge_on/ (Dparkzz)
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The weight of someone else's kid no matter their relevant size to your own always seems so different after only being used to picking up your own kid continuously.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g967fd/the_weight_of_someone_elses_kid_no_matter_their/ (Deanothedino)
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"Are You Stronger Than a Fifth Grader?" would make a really good sequel series to the original gameshow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g964l2/are_you_stronger_than_a_fifth_grader_would_make_a/ (KindlyOlPornographer)
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No one complains about spoilers while they re-watch something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g963nx/no_one_complains_about_spoilers_while_they/ (DinkeandDilly)
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Technically the egg came before the chicken. Animals were laying eggs long before chickens evolved.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g963f3/technically_the_egg_came_before_the_chicken/ (GiggityMerf)
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Ok so a bad person trying to be good is arguably better than a naturally good person because the bad person is going again there instinct being bad while a good person doesn't have to do anything to be good

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g962b3/ok_so_a_bad_person_trying_to_be_good_is_arguably/ ([deleted])
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A groom crying as they’re watching their soon to be wife walk down the isle can be a good or bad thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g95z60/a_groom_crying_as_theyre_watching_their_soon_to/ (Despicable_carl)
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If Voldemort just hid all of his Horcruxes in Hermione’s undetectable extension charmed handbag Harry never would have found them all...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g95yzt/if_voldemort_just_hid_all_of_his_horcruxes_in/ (DPTStudent92)
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People are usually discombobulated before their first cup of coffee. After that, they become combobulated.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g95yzc/people_are_usually_discombobulated_before_their/ (red-sector-a)
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Deadpool or Wolverine could save thousands of lives by donating their organs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g95w6z/deadpool_or_wolverine_could_save_thousands_of/ (Devaorios)
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Alternate universes exist, but there's no earth 2 or earth 3- it's just in movies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g95v78/alternate_universes_exist_but_theres_no_earth_2/ (riskirills)
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No one understands the importance of sex like someone who isn't having any.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g95tn8/no_one_understands_the_importance_of_sex_like/ (xHiruzenx)
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There are more butt cheeks in the world than humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g95sti/there_are_more_butt_cheeks_in_the_world_than/ (coolpicklesidk)
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Our dogs and cats must think we have insomnia.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g95sj7/our_dogs_and_cats_must_think_we_have_insomnia/ (scienceserendipitous)
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Phone screens have virtual friction

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g95ro2/phone_screens_have_virtual_friction/ (applebees124)
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When a computer tests you to see if you are a robot, it is a robot judging your test results.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g95qcq/when_a_computer_tests_you_to_see_if_you_are_a/ (Shaydog555)
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Licking your teeth when you have red wine stain probably just makes it worse

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g95q3c/licking_your_teeth_when_you_have_red_wine_stain/ (dedalusdiggle8)
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Even If you step right on top of someone's grave you are still social distending

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g95q0a/even_if_you_step_right_on_top_of_someones_grave/ (a_fadora_trickster)
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If the FBI hired more multilingual people, their interrogations would go great because there’s nothing scarier than being yelled at in a foreign language.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g95pj3/if_the_fbi_hired_more_multilingual_people_their/ (DisneyFull)
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'You're a tough nut' could be both both a compliment and a bad thing in both appropriate and 18+ ways

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g95p6q/youre_a_tough_nut_could_be_both_both_a_compliment/ (mtalp_yt)
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The guy who told the first joke in history did he know he was telling a joke

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g95n1f/the_guy_who_told_the_first_joke_in_history_did_he/ (smalls1d)
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Saying that Death or the Grim Reaper is the one that kills people then it steals everyone and everything’s kill

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g95mw8/saying_that_death_or_the_grim_reaper_is_the_one/ (Patgayze)
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If you try to reverse a push-up, you would just do another push-up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g95mr4/if_you_try_to_reverse_a_pushup_you_would_just_do/ (Alex0330)
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There are 2 million people in Philadelphia. Even if you are a one in a million type of guy, there is still somebody just like you in town.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g95mo8/there_are_2_million_people_in_philadelphia_even/ (red-sector-a)
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With so many digital cameras in the world, "one-in-a-million" photos will be a lot more common.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g95kfr/with_so_many_digital_cameras_in_the_world/ (dave_890)
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In the future artificial intelligence could be considered a racial slur.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g95k5g/in_the_future_artificial_intelligence_could_be/ (Duke3636)
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We never stop clapping. The pauses just get longer and shorter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g95js2/we_never_stop_clapping_the_pauses_just_get_longer/ (squidwardisntpatrick)
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You can never prove science fiction wrong!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g95gru/you_can_never_prove_science_fiction_wrong/ (ashesofturquoise)
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Wait and see the divorce rates go up after the chaos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g95gqq/wait_and_see_the_divorce_rates_go_up_after_the/ (DeadStabb)
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We live in a world where bacon is cooked and cookies are baked

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g95e57/we_live_in_a_world_where_bacon_is_cooked_and/ (ColdCS)
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Once dreams are easily recordable, it’ll open up a whole new door for arguments in relationships

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g95dip/once_dreams_are_easily_recordable_itll_open_up_a/ (POUUER)
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When Flash stubs his toe he experiences almost eternal pain

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g95cuk/when_flash_stubs_his_toe_he_experiences_almost/ (05Lidhult)
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Most artists in history probably would not believe the extent modern museums go to protect their painting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g95c8s/most_artists_in_history_probably_would_not/ (simon10000)
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No one has an accent until they leave their hometown

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g95b7a/no_one_has_an_accent_until_they_leave_their/ (LeoFireGod)
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National Geographic photographers are the paparazzi of the wild

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g958ap/national_geographic_photographers_are_the/ (RostoMemer)
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If you get sued/arrested for self-harm you are the victim, the suspect and the witness

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9573r/if_you_get_suedarrested_for_selfharm_you_are_the/ (CrescentPotato)
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Probably, and probably not, has the same amount of probability.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9571m/probably_and_probably_not_has_the_same_amount_of/ (Chicken_L1ttle)
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If practice makes perfect and no one is perfect, then if you practice enough you become non-human.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g956si/if_practice_makes_perfect_and_no_one_is_perfect/ (redlightning12343)
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Nobody ever reads the rules for Monopoly except when an argument breaks out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g956px/nobody_ever_reads_the_rules_for_monopoly_except/ (Altaiir123)
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Wouldn’t probably not, and probably, have the same amount of probability?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g955xm/wouldnt_probably_not_and_probably_have_the_same/ ([deleted])
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People wonder how others can be so selfish; it’s easy to forget that humans have owned slaves since the beginning of civilization up until just a couple hundred years ago

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g955lh/people_wonder_how_others_can_be_so_selfish_its/ (Col0nelFlanders)
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The inventor of easier to use plastic wrap would win the Nobel Peace Prize

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g955d2/the_inventor_of_easier_to_use_plastic_wrap_would/ (notepadow)
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If done correctly, there's something that both a bundrop and a noscope headshot have in common

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g954y4/if_done_correctly_theres_something_that_both_a/ (Terminator125)
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We sapiens derive happiness from the fact that we have an option.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g954m4/we_sapiens_derive_happiness_from_the_fact_that_we/ (atharva66)
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Telling someone to calm down/not be so defensive is an easy way to drive them insane. People who can eat up their ego and de-escalate the situation by apologizing are rare.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g952v3/telling_someone_to_calm_downnot_be_so_defensive/ (__Jimmy__)
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We're missing a prime opportunity to bring hats back into every day fashion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g951mc/were_missing_a_prime_opportunity_to_bring_hats/ (I_Has_A_Hat)
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Our pubic hair are about 15 year younger than us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g950ct/our_pubic_hair_are_about_15_year_younger_than_us/ (Voldemort7horcrux)
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'Fly' is the only word in the English language that is a noun, adjective, and verb.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g94y1h/fly_is_the_only_word_in_the_english_language_that/ (MarvelGeek5321)
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Nobody ever gets the answers they really want.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g94wni/nobody_ever_gets_the_answers_they_really_want/ (xeshaka)
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Sperms in a nutsack.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g94wjp/sperms_in_a_nutsack/ (wonderpants93)
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If the spammers who sent out phishing emails simply hired someone to do a little grammar and spell-checking for them, they'd be way more successful.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g94vk6/if_the_spammers_who_sent_out_phishing_emails/ (TheRealOcsiban)
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Thick thighs don’t actually save lives, they shorten them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g94szh/thick_thighs_dont_actually_save_lives_they/ (Hetzer12)
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Maybe we have to sleep because every night we need to synchronise our experience with the data server and update security patch

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g94sk2/maybe_we_have_to_sleep_because_every_night_we/ (moneyisall91)
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Without context #flattenthecurve sounds more of a Flat Earther slogan

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g94rzu/without_context_flattenthecurve_sounds_more_of_a/ (The_Mexigore)
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Being out of work without writing your long-considered novel shows how little working related to your not writing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g94r7s/being_out_of_work_without_writing_your/ (Objectionable)
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The idea of living a totally pre-determined life and having no will power is so depressing that evolution may have remove our ability to realize it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g94r65/the_idea_of_living_a_totally_predetermined_life/ (JohnnyKingos)
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You can't try to lose a game of rock, paper, scissors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g94r06/you_cant_try_to_lose_a_game_of_rock_paper_scissors/ (JaydonTheHuman)
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Forgot Password button is the same as Change Password button.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g94ns3/forgot_password_button_is_the_same_as_change/ (sbh01)
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An x-ray video of your body throughout your life in super fast forward would just look like a snake of food and shit passing through a body as is shrivels up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g94j4g/an_xray_video_of_your_body_throughout_your_life/ ([deleted])
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Bricks are domesticated rocks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g94ijn/bricks_are_domesticated_rocks/ (randomguyfromafrica)
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Hitting and hurting yourself with your hand proves you're strong AND weak.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g94hig/hitting_and_hurting_yourself_with_your_hand/ (SanketPhule)
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As the battery ages, its standard charger becomes a fast charger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g94hge/as_the_battery_ages_its_standard_charger_becomes/ (Starfish-of-a-sky)
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The biggest plot hole in demon/monster movies is that you can find a way to stop them and save everyone by visiting your local library.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g94fl8/the_biggest_plot_hole_in_demonmonster_movies_is/ (JerboDerbins)
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We can't really be sure that memory erasure technology doesn't exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g94dd8/we_cant_really_be_sure_that_memory_erasure/ (Michael35699)
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After eating, you are, quite literally, full of shit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g94ckn/after_eating_you_are_quite_literally_full_of_shit/ (marcvb)
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Final Fantasy creator was like: OK one more fantasy before bed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g94cc6/final_fantasy_creator_was_like_ok_one_more/ (someGuyInHisRoom)
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Anybody who tells you they never lie is indeed, a liar.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g94a24/anybody_who_tells_you_they_never_lie_is_indeed_a/ (falconwolverine)
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You use your fingers to cut your fingernails, but you can’t use your toes to cut your toenails.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g949gh/you_use_your_fingers_to_cut_your_fingernails_but/ (Cheezthecartoonist)
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The thought of cuddling is 100 times better than actually cuddling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g94923/the_thought_of_cuddling_is_100_times_better_than/ (guminhyeok)
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Life is about doing just enough stuff to make relaxing feel good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g948o6/life_is_about_doing_just_enough_stuff_to_make/ (churniglow)
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The internet is a mirror disguised as a window.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g948n4/the_internet_is_a_mirror_disguised_as_a_window/ (VobraX)
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Medicine for mice is always ahead of medicine for humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g947q9/medicine_for_mice_is_always_ahead_of_medicine_for/ (KurrFox)
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A train cannot have rubber wheels or else it will erase the train lines

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9463w/a_train_cannot_have_rubber_wheels_or_else_it_will/ (childrenofkorlis)
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If you share a bed, responsibility for making the bed is punishment for being the second one to get out of bed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g945pq/if_you_share_a_bed_responsibility_for_making_the/ (Cherrubim)
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Unsalted or food with less salt is normal food. Normal food to us is technically salty food. Salty food to us is still salty food though.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g942ue/unsalted_or_food_with_less_salt_is_normal_food/ (avianthon)
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No matter how expensive the car, rubber is all that is riding on the road

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g940fw/no_matter_how_expensive_the_car_rubber_is_all/ ([deleted])
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We've come to a point where seeing someone in a bank without a mask on is suspicious.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g93zr2/weve_come_to_a_point_where_seeing_someone_in_a/ (FairlyCharming)
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If your parachute doesn't work, you have the rest of your life to fix it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g93yu6/if_your_parachute_doesnt_work_you_have_the_rest/ ([deleted])
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Champagne is the soda pop of the bourgeoisie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g93y6g/champagne_is_the_soda_pop_of_the_bourgeoisie/ (childrenofkorlis)
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Next year, there will be millennials turning 40.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g93wf8/next_year_there_will_be_millennials_turning_40/ (notyourmotherdotcom)
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Maybe the only reason nobody is able to acces a "mirror world" is because when we try to access it we get blocked off by our reflection.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g93vvk/maybe_the_only_reason_nobody_is_able_to_acces_a/ (Sebarco)
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If you were beheaded by guillotine, you'd probably feel your face hit the bottom of the basket that your head drops into.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g93vku/if_you_were_beheaded_by_guillotine_youd_probably/ (chairmanlmao114)
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Goofy always wanted to be a knight in Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, and that’s exactly what he became in Kingdom Hearts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g93vei/goofy_always_wanted_to_be_a_knight_in_mickey/ (farooqskariem)
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The most realistic sound in movies is a Vibrating phone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g93uaz/the_most_realistic_sound_in_movies_is_a_vibrating/ (SikSensei)
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With so many booze companies packaging hand sanitizers in their bottles, someone will accidentally end up drinking disinfectant

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g93tr8/with_so_many_booze_companies_packaging_hand/ (mbehl)
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Charmin couldn’t show people wiping their bare ass on T.V. so instead they show wiping bear ass.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g93q8k/charmin_couldnt_show_people_wiping_their_bare_ass/ (BassPengoowin)
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The first human to find out exercising helps with physical health probably found it out accidentally

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g93q45/the_first_human_to_find_out_exercising_helps_with/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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Many Zoom users will developed OCD tendencies with their mute button.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g93psj/many_zoom_users_will_developed_ocd_tendencies/ (Ahmneo)
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One is lucky when his/her entire lifespan will be skipped in future history classes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g93phk/one_is_lucky_when_hisher_entire_lifespan_will_be/ (nofclue)
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Growing a beard is the process of your face growing more face.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g93mwu/growing_a_beard_is_the_process_of_your_face/ (MrPessimist)
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the teenage mutant ninja turtles only have 3 fingers, so when they point at something, they are also flipping it the bird.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g93mo2/the_teenage_mutant_ninja_turtles_only_have_3/ ([deleted])
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Candles are pet fires.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g93lx2/candles_are_pet_fires/ ([deleted])
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It is common knowledge in cartoons that two people that look like and act like siblings are probably married

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g93l7l/it_is_common_knowledge_in_cartoons_that_two/ (svlymxn)
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Putting Fritos in your chili or crackers in your soup is kinda like salty and spicy cereal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g93k6a/putting_fritos_in_your_chili_or_crackers_in_your/ (OGjizzWizzard)
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Learning a new language is the closest thing you can experience to reincarnation without dying

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g93j4t/learning_a_new_language_is_the_closest_thing_you/ (krutopridumal)
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Sleeping is technically signal player because no one is there, and being awake is multiplayer because everyone is there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g93hsn/sleeping_is_technically_signal_player_because_no/ (CommunismIsVeryEpic)
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The faster you are at captcha, the more robotic you are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g93ej2/the_faster_you_are_at_captcha_the_more_robotic/ (calssicusername101)
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Asking why to an answer can basically be a recursive function without a base case.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g93e1t/asking_why_to_an_answer_can_basically_be_a/ (ChicoFdd)
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Nothing is on fire; fire is on things

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g93d4s/nothing_is_on_fire_fire_is_on_things/ (SAT0725)
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Movie/tv show characters really do not care about getting in a body of water with all their clothes on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g93cw8/movietv_show_characters_really_do_not_care_about/ (carmex32)
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Mermaids would have stiff shoulders from having to constantly hold themselves up on land

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g93c90/mermaids_would_have_stiff_shoulders_from_having/ (AilanMoone)
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All orchestras are cover groups who play the greatest hits of 16th, 17th, and 18th centuries

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g939qf/all_orchestras_are_cover_groups_who_play_the/ (KhanUlric)
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For the amount of people that die every day the average person hasn't witnessed that many deaths

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g939eb/for_the_amount_of_people_that_die_every_day_the/ (Hammurabiii)
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Butt plugs and dildos are technically implants.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g935x3/butt_plugs_and_dildos_are_technically_implants/ (Lioncombat)
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Usually, you would want the glue to be strong enough to stick whatever it is you're gluing, but the moment you glued something incorrectly, you'd instantly hope for the glue to be not as strong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g934zz/usually_you_would_want_the_glue_to_be_strong/ (plainellie)
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If you're on a boat at night, as soon as the clock strikes midnight it's "same ship, different day"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g934h4/if_youre_on_a_boat_at_night_as_soon_as_the_clock/ (lounateeco)
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If we all think were different then were all just the same

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g933tp/if_we_all_think_were_different_then_were_all_just/ (YoMomsHubby)
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People that witnessed the guy that made lightbulbs probably thought it was a really bright idea

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g933e1/people_that_witnessed_the_guy_that_made/ (S0m30n33l53)
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We’re slowly using up all the beats and tunes that one day nobody will be able to make a unique song

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g931tl/were_slowly_using_up_all_the_beats_and_tunes_that/ (jumbibot)
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We went from 'they drank the Kool-aid' to 'they drank the Clorox'.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g931bl/we_went_from_they_drank_the_koolaid_to_they_drank/ (mvoccaus)
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Gameshows are the only place where someone will be sad to win $500 and happy to lose $1000.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g92voy/gameshows_are_the_only_place_where_someone_will/ (Tilez1)
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Oil companies are the greatest fossil hunters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g92vet/oil_companies_are_the_greatest_fossil_hunters/ (CrefyHun)
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You could kill a werewolf with a Coor’s Light

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g92tz0/you_could_kill_a_werewolf_with_a_coors_light/ (IronTemplar26)
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Shredded Wheat is the most honest cereal - you get exactly that when you buy it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g92sxo/shredded_wheat_is_the_most_honest_cereal_you_get/ (wynn_quon)
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If life was an online game then miscarriages were disconnections during character creation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g92sbj/if_life_was_an_online_game_then_miscarriages_were/ (TacticalSaint47)
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We all most likely have one thing in our lives that we are better than Michael Jordan at doing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g92s1m/we_all_most_likely_have_one_thing_in_our_lives/ (Jakefiz)
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In the future they will probably make fun of how we talk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g92rx2/in_the_future_they_will_probably_make_fun_of_how/ (crismatt1)
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Heat rises and cold falls. Yet an ice cube in hot water will float at the top where it is hottest because of buoyancy. Ice cubes literally force the heat to reckon with the cold.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g92qzv/heat_rises_and_cold_falls_yet_an_ice_cube_in_hot/ (Crows_of_Murder)
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Bill Gates could be the most famous artists on Earth by launching a new song/album for U$1 each sale and then buying 1 billion copies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g92q5m/bill_gates_could_be_the_most_famous_artists_on/ (LucasSkudy)
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Somewhere out there is a reference librarian named Alexa who loved her job until Amazon screwed it up for her.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g92old/somewhere_out_there_is_a_reference_librarian/ (PupperPuppet)
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Fountain of Youth, if found, you’d lie about it too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g92olb/fountain_of_youth_if_found_youd_lie_about_it_too/ (RunChanceRun)
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Certain books are so old and have been rewritten so many times, they have become the world's oldest and most intricate game of telephone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g92o43/certain_books_are_so_old_and_have_been_rewritten/ (29thFalcon)
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Insurance companies sure have a lot of money for advertising.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g92nj6/insurance_companies_sure_have_a_lot_of_money_for/ (AthleticAndGeeky)
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Mirrors can never truly reflect themselves with another mirror cause the reflection on the mirror would just be the other mirror that's reflecting the mirror

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g92mn3/mirrors_can_never_truly_reflect_themselves_with/ (S0m30n33l53)
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People working the hardest are usually the ones making the smallest amount.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g92mgx/people_working_the_hardest_are_usually_the_ones/ ([deleted])
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It’s funny that humans have the possibility of losing the ability to walk given the right influence from technology.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g92lw6/its_funny_that_humans_have_the_possibility_of/ (ZXCVBETA)
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Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g92laf/drugs_do_not_ruin_your_career_drug_tests_do/ ([deleted])
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People working the hardest are usually the ones making the smallest amount.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g92kw0/people_working_the_hardest_are_usually_the_ones/ ([deleted])
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If dogs lived as long as humans their skin would get wrinkly like ours does.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g92kiy/if_dogs_lived_as_long_as_humans_their_skin_would/ (Jtmichel)
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The difference between a soup and a beverage is a spoon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g92jnb/the_difference_between_a_soup_and_a_beverage_is_a/ (MichiganSummerSnow)
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The Flash could use his dick as the world’s best vibrator.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g92ivg/the_flash_could_use_his_dick_as_the_worlds_best/ (MelonMessiah)
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People working the hardest are usually the ones making the smallest amount.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g92hxu/people_working_the_hardest_are_usually_the_ones/ (Wir2d)
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Every guy in the friendzone technically has a girl friend

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g92htm/every_guy_in_the_friendzone_technically_has_a/ (Untinted)
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It's impossible to raise or lower the volume of the voice in your head

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g92hic/its_impossible_to_raise_or_lower_the_volume_of/ ([deleted])
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Jimmy Carter and Jezus Chr!st are identical in characteristics, traits, initials and former occupations. Leads one to believe that they’re the SAME PERSON!!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g92flc/jimmy_carter_and_jezus_chrst_are_identical_in/ (HippieCorps)
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An juice can be orange juice if you wear glasses with the right tint.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g92fhb/an_juice_can_be_orange_juice_if_you_wear_glasses/ ([deleted])
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It's surprising crime rates haven't skyrocketed considering most people are covered up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g92erq/its_surprising_crime_rates_havent_skyrocketed/ (HipsterGengar)
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Technically you can get your foreskin back if you get fat enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g92epg/technically_you_can_get_your_foreskin_back_if_you/ (Hetzer12)
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You aren't helpless by needing help, you're helpless when help can't do anything for you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g92e42/you_arent_helpless_by_needing_help_youre_helpless/ (K_Janeway2314)
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If a hypnotiser truly hypnotises himself, he will be hypnotised forever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g92dnr/if_a_hypnotiser_truly_hypnotises_himself_he_will/ (VanHouzem)
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There's probably someone out there not doing anything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g92d3y/theres_probably_someone_out_there_not_doing/ ([deleted])
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You can't close your ears like your eyes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g92cr7/you_cant_close_your_ears_like_your_eyes/ (kabeersoni)
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Considering it's socially acceptable to not be able to see half of people's face, it's surprising crime rates haven't skyrocketed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g92c1z/considering_its_socially_acceptable_to_not_be/ (HipsterGengar)
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Franz Ferdinand was the Harambe of 1914

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g92bty/franz_ferdinand_was_the_harambe_of_1914/ (FoodOnCrack)
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Historical figure Marco Polo had been immortalized as a children's game

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g92819/historical_figure_marco_polo_had_been/ (Archer2408)
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Humans consume their entire lives, but flush waste and seal up their dead so as little as possible is returned.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g92710/humans_consume_their_entire_lives_but_flush_waste/ (Henrious)
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There is a point when you go to sleep, content with the length of your fingernails, and the next day they feel too long.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g926rl/there_is_a_point_when_you_go_to_sleep_content/ (renough)
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If sending women to space indeed risked their uterus falling out, it would still be a problem to be solved for space colonization eventually

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g925bk/if_sending_women_to_space_indeed_risked_their/ (dogfish83)
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Air drums are the most accurate of all the air instruments.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9240v/air_drums_are_the_most_accurate_of_all_the_air/ (davidnowandthen)
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1 million seconds ago was last week. 1 billion seconds ago, the Soviet Union still existed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g922ev/1_million_seconds_ago_was_last_week_1_billion/ (Sheikahh)
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We know more about Chicken's anatomy than about our own

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9228t/we_know_more_about_chickens_anatomy_than_about/ (Dont_Be_So_Rambo)
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The feeling of pain exists to tell you that it shouldn't exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g921sd/the_feeling_of_pain_exists_to_tell_you_that_it/ (kimchonkun)
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If you remove L from Public, it will become Private.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g921l2/if_you_remove_l_from_public_it_will_become_private/ (coolidiot2000)
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Whoever said insanity is repeating an action expecting a different result clearly never owned a cheap lighter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g920vo/whoever_said_insanity_is_repeating_an_action/ (MadDabber89)
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It's hard to win an argument with a smart person and impossible to win against a moron.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9206w/its_hard_to_win_an_argument_with_a_smart_person/ ([deleted])
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Your genes are a skilltree, and you decide which skills you want to expand

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g91ybl/your_genes_are_a_skilltree_and_you_decide_which/ (MCUltraRetarded)
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Kyles tend to be more violent and prone to outbursts because we all grew up with people singing about our mom being a fat b*tch (thanks South Park).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g91y2r/kyles_tend_to_be_more_violent_and_prone_to/ (one_metalbat_man)
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People who post videos of K-Pop as replies to popular tweets have probably turned more people off from listening to it than they have encouraged to give it a chance

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g91xor/people_who_post_videos_of_kpop_as_replies_to/ (ApatheticMillennials)
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If u died in a fire you wouldn’t have to spend +$750 on cremation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g91vpm/if_u_died_in_a_fire_you_wouldnt_have_to_spend_750/ (Calloom_03)
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If we keep praising Kim Yo Jong there's a chance that Kin Jong Un will get jealous and have her killed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g91v49/if_we_keep_praising_kim_yo_jong_theres_a_chance/ (DrMeridian)
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If you like making weird combinations of food, you might be the only person in the planet who has tried a certain mix

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g91urw/if_you_like_making_weird_combinations_of_food_you/ (SharkyChip74)
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The uncontacted tribes won’t have an idea that they’re the only people left on Earth....

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g91t4s/the_uncontacted_tribes_wont_have_an_idea_that/ (checkthisout1998)
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The screen on the back of your hair dryer is a cheap attempt at planned obsolescence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g91t17/the_screen_on_the_back_of_your_hair_dryer_is_a/ (stinkyfrito)
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We just trust levels to be level.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g91rrn/we_just_trust_levels_to_be_level/ (ChewyNutCluster)
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Most pets, after you have them for awhile, will recognize the word “no.” However there’s not really any reason a pet would recognize the word “yes”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g91qv0/most_pets_after_you_have_them_for_awhile_will/ (Jimhbruce19)
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Pooping inside to dogs must be like peeing outside to men

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g91qkc/pooping_inside_to_dogs_must_be_like_peeing/ (thekraken27)
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If humans had the ability to shape our bodies however we wanted, we’d either use it to look beautiful or absolutely terrifying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g91q8m/if_humans_had_the_ability_to_shape_our_bodies/ (imaginebeingarat)
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Face unlock is so 2019

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g91oxx/face_unlock_is_so_2019/ (charinator)
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Even though you've been doing it your whole life, clipping your fingernails with your non-dominant hand still feels weird.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g91ogj/even_though_youve_been_doing_it_your_whole_life/ (Noctuelles)
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If someone’s crying after a joke was made, it was either a really good one or not at all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g91o7b/if_someones_crying_after_a_joke_was_made_it_was/ (intreddited)
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Female is nature's default gender

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g91nk6/female_is_natures_default_gender/ (Mr_Memester9000)
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Ducking is texted more times in a day than it would in a year without autocorrect.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g91n5a/ducking_is_texted_more_times_in_a_day_than_it/ (Diego25902)
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Dinosaur nuggets are the closest we humans will ever get to eating real dinosaurs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g91mtt/dinosaur_nuggets_are_the_closest_we_humans_will/ (sdh96)
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Anime characters have big eyes while Japanese people have small eyes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g91lsh/anime_characters_have_big_eyes_while_japanese/ (The-most-op-duck)
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If you punch yourself in your face and it hurts, it doesn't imply you're strong or weak but it implies that your fist is stronger than your face just like everyone else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g91ldn/if_you_punch_yourself_in_your_face_and_it_hurts/ (256Moin256)
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Our pets probably think that "pst pst pst" and kissy noises are part of our language.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g91lbc/our_pets_probably_think_that_pst_pst_pst_and/ (noamisepic)
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Somewhere out there is a reference librarian named Alexa who loved her job until Google screwed things up for her.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g91jxl/somewhere_out_there_is_a_reference_librarian/ (PupperPuppet)
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"Cold" doesn't exist , it only exists "lack of heat"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g91ior/cold_doesnt_exist_it_only_exists_lack_of_heat/ (kirby_-_main)
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Diapers are the indirect way of shitting on the money

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g91i6x/diapers_are_the_indirect_way_of_shitting_on_the/ (backFromTheBed)
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We make fun of windows 9 not existing, but nobody does that with Windows 5, Windows 6 or Windows 11-94

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g91guz/we_make_fun_of_windows_9_not_existing_but_nobody/ (MCUltraRetarded)
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After an increase in cheating, employers will look at grades less harshly and focus on personal qualities and characteristics.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g91g58/after_an_increase_in_cheating_employers_will_look/ (ez_money_)
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It’s great that lord of the ring was made before woke movement hit Hollywood

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g91eu5/its_great_that_lord_of_the_ring_was_made_before/ (huonong2)
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Omar Little on The Wire did things wrong but he was also right about a lot, especially his love for Honey Nut Cheerios.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g91e28/omar_little_on_the_wire_did_things_wrong_but_he/ (TheJAMR)
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Campers and unfair players probably only became what they are, because that's what has been done to them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g91dyk/campers_and_unfair_players_probably_only_became/ (MCUltraRetarded)
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There is a first for LITERALLY everything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g91bgs/there_is_a_first_for_literally_everything/ (ADNBAB123)
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Doing nothing is physically impossible as the action of doing nothing is something even though you’re doing nothing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g91aw0/doing_nothing_is_physically_impossible_as_the/ (SideOfJay)
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There is no such thing as coincidence in terms of advertising.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g91a78/there_is_no_such_thing_as_coincidence_in_terms_of/ (Slim_Python)
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It is literally impossible to purchase an unused mirror.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g9187d/it_is_literally_impossible_to_purchase_an_unused/ (doctor-hoof)
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If it weren't for toothpaste/the ability to get rid of bad breath, humans would've probably been far less social creatures

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g917qg/if_it_werent_for_toothpastethe_ability_to_get_rid/ (Some_Idiotic_Nerd)
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Everything in the universe is either cats or not cats

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g8gw0r/everything_in_the_universe_is_either_cats_or_not/ (mrgreenbean02)
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If you often get Door-to-Door-Salesmen, then you probably are a Sale-to-Sale-Doorman

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g8gs9r/if_you_often_get_doortodoorsalesmen_then_you/ (Terraban)
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A pinecone collection is a sex organ collection

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g8gs25/a_pinecone_collection_is_a_sex_organ_collection/ (Doorslayer)
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The more the human race technologically advances, the more we will be separated by wealth. All hypothetical future technologies such as anti-aging and terminator type body-altering machines will have limited access. The rich will be abetter human race. While the poor and unfortunate will watch on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g8grys/the_more_the_human_race_technologically_advances/ (DelusionalDumbo)
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You all of a sudden forget righty tighty, lefty loosey when using a hose spout outside.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g8gobf/you_all_of_a_sudden_forget_righty_tighty_lefty/ (D_P_A_D)
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Telling a stranger that "you're proud of them" is a low-key patronising way of expressing feelings of respect and admiration towards them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g8gnx5/telling_a_stranger_that_youre_proud_of_them_is_a/ (onceiwasafairy)
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When he dies, Kim Jong Un will become un Kim Jong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g8gm60/when_he_dies_kim_jong_un_will_become_un_kim_jong/ (usenet_alias)
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The Tidepod challenge was a pre trial run.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g8glhf/the_tidepod_challenge_was_a_pre_trial_run/ (BerdaWerd)
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Harry Potter just got extremely lucky and deserves absolutely no credit for his fame or status. He's basically wizard royalty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g8gkno/harry_potter_just_got_extremely_lucky_and/ (FunnyPhrases)
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If nitrous oxides is laughing gas, then marijuana is laughing grass

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g8gkeu/if_nitrous_oxides_is_laughing_gas_then_marijuana/ (movfia)
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Getting pregnant is organic 3D printing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g8gk9d/getting_pregnant_is_organic_3d_printing/ (Gimmegimmegunshots)
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Mom's make you go with them when they're grocery shopping but they're the ones that get mad when you make them buy you something

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g8ghd6/moms_make_you_go_with_them_when_theyre_grocery/ (S0m30n33l53)
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Finally peeing when you really, really have to go is the second-greatest physical sensation available to us as humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g8gh34/finally_peeing_when_you_really_really_have_to_go/ (UGADawgGuy)
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Outer space is closer than Antartica.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g8ggnl/outer_space_is_closer_than_antartica/ (Krish_Suraparaju)
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When you deconstruct the word "Handheld" without looking at its actual meaning technically a microwave qualifies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g8gd3f/when_you_deconstruct_the_word_handheld_without/ (Red2005dragon)
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Boys have dicks and girls have pussy’s yet both can act like either.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g8gczg/boys_have_dicks_and_girls_have_pussys_yet_both/ (StarrBunniee)
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A can of soup doesn't seem heavy until you drop it on your toes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g8gczc/a_can_of_soup_doesnt_seem_heavy_until_you_drop_it/ (lil_jeffey)
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Extraterrestrial life living under similar conditions as back here has a good chance of showing many similarities to lifeforms we already know

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g8ga1l/extraterrestrial_life_living_under_similar/ (AxialGem)
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Saying “Literally, well, not literally” makes more sense than “Figuratively”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g8g9xx/saying_literally_well_not_literally_makes_more/ (blokkiesam)
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Used edible underwear probably tastes like crap.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g8g6b5/used_edible_underwear_probably_tastes_like_crap/ (TurdMcGurt)
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ET the extra terrestrial has forward facing eyes which makes his species predators.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g8enn2/et_the_extra_terrestrial_has_forward_facing_eyes/ (Shadow_Drgn)
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The Earlobe doesn't have an evolutionary explanation!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g841ol/the_earlobe_doesnt_have_an_evolutionary/ (beu-i-fundit)
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Rapunzel's hair was so long she could probably use it to get down from the tower.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g840mc/rapunzels_hair_was_so_long_she_could_probably_use/ (2073521)
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Something is no longer random when it is considered random

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g8407x/something_is_no_longer_random_when_it_is/ (Jiji321456)
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Self-sabotaging is actually self-improvement.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g83zrt/selfsabotaging_is_actually_selfimprovement/ (Ziggy_has_my_ticket)
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If people saw an egg come out of a chickens ass and thought “I think I’ll eat that” So then when ever we shit someone probably thought the same thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g83yxo/if_people_saw_an_egg_come_out_of_a_chickens_ass/ (RamenIsWhatImLoving)
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The difference between a critter and a varmint is whether you would swerve to hit it or to avoid it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g83w2d/the_difference_between_a_critter_and_a_varmint_is/ (ShaleSurf)
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kissing probably started as a fetish

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g83tis/kissing_probably_started_as_a_fetish/ (Yeet2006)
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Depth perception is key when deciding to hold the door for someone else

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g83t7r/depth_perception_is_key_when_deciding_to_hold_the/ (BobbyAF)
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We have no idea how fish feel when a human suddenly dives in the water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g83sgw/we_have_no_idea_how_fish_feel_when_a_human/ (YuriLover567)
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The surge in hygienic practices worldwide must help Howie Mandel sleep better at night.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g83sfg/the_surge_in_hygienic_practices_worldwide_must/ (TerpinOne)
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Sorting by best gives you the advantage that you skip all the trashy posts but doesn’t give you enough voice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g83ryi/sorting_by_best_gives_you_the_advantage_that_you/ (TsonK)
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Blind people have no concept of the 1st and 2nd dimensions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g83r7e/blind_people_have_no_concept_of_the_1st_and_2nd/ (sarcastic3enthusiasm)
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We find a ton of body hair cute on every animal other than ourselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g83ph0/we_find_a_ton_of_body_hair_cute_on_every_animal/ (thefamiliarguy)
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If you only have 1 wish left from a genie wish for it to forget the first 2

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g83obu/if_you_only_have_1_wish_left_from_a_genie_wish/ (UnderscoreGreg)
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On 01.01.2021 people will do the "haven't seen you since last year!" joke too, except then it will be true

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g83n9i/on_01012021_people_will_do_the_havent_seen_you/ (Kudoichi)
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Tampon dispensers are coming soon to North Korean death camps.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g83lo7/tampon_dispensers_are_coming_soon_to_north_korean/ (GuantanamoEbay)
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The scariest sound in all of Star Wars is a man with asthma problems.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g83kvs/the_scariest_sound_in_all_of_star_wars_is_a_man/ (its_rant_time)
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Oklahoma on a map can either look like a cleaver or a small saucepan depending on how you look at it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g83kag/oklahoma_on_a_map_can_either_look_like_a_cleaver/ (njboys06)
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A single cannonball could have been reused frequently and set a record for most people killed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g83jmr/a_single_cannonball_could_have_been_reused/ (Burntthetoast916)
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Roman numerals is the difference between a Hi-five and HIV.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g83iv0/roman_numerals_is_the_difference_between_a_hifive/ (dazedan_confused)
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If humans lived on all fours, we would most likely not use chairs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g83hth/if_humans_lived_on_all_fours_we_would_most_likely/ (gscgamer426)
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The human brain is incapable of creating a human face, so anyone you’ve ever seen in a dream is someone you’ve seen in real life before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g83hpg/the_human_brain_is_incapable_of_creating_a_human/ (MemeHack3r)
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Although technically easier to capture, we still haven't gotten Google Street view from train lines around the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g83gj6/although_technically_easier_to_capture_we_still/ (Fishyeyeball)
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Thomas the Tank Engine is probably named after “Thomas Savery” the inventor of the steam engine

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g83fcs/thomas_the_tank_engine_is_probably_named_after/ (mrttzmn)
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Right before the big bang happened, the matter that makes up Mr. T's penis and the matter that makes up Jennifer Lopez's left eyeball was right next to each other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g83fao/right_before_the_big_bang_happened_the_matter/ (haddock420)
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There are no pictures to show how the first camera was made.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g83dhf/there_are_no_pictures_to_show_how_the_first/ (GingaNinja4014)
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Getting someone's gamer tag is as intimate as getting their phone number.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g83d88/getting_someones_gamer_tag_is_as_intimate_as/ (joevilla1369)
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Most people probably have never cooked their favorite dish.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g83cz7/most_people_probably_have_never_cooked_their/ (tysmily)
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If dreams end with deaths it would explain why we never dream the same dream ever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g83cjm/if_dreams_end_with_deaths_it_would_explain_why_we/ (TheMobyDik)
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Despite the advancements of technology in the Fallout world nobody was ever able to get a car working

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g83b56/despite_the_advancements_of_technology_in_the/ (Trtlman)
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If dry humor is a thing, then wet humor must also exist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g838do/if_dry_humor_is_a_thing_then_wet_humor_must_also/ (ForceGhostLegoYoda)
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The movie “The Interview” was just an alternate timeline to our world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g837xn/the_movie_the_interview_was_just_an_alternate/ (michael_green_04)
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Timothy Olyphant is a white guy pulling off a goatee, and nobody noticed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g837kb/timothy_olyphant_is_a_white_guy_pulling_off_a/ (Revulcanize_my_tires)
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You spend your whole life gathering guests to to your funeral

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g836sc/you_spend_your_whole_life_gathering_guests_to_to/ (1019gunner)
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Masked robberies are probably on the rise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g836pf/masked_robberies_are_probably_on_the_rise/ (loraxhunter)
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You've probably accidentally killed someone because of the butterfly effect.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g835tq/youve_probably_accidentally_killed_someone/ (tomjjordan25)
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Humans love to tell each other about bad dreams they had. It’s sad that dogs can’t tell us about theirs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g83368/humans_love_to_tell_each_other_about_bad_dreams/ (istrx13)
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Everyone is better looking with a mask on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g832op/everyone_is_better_looking_with_a_mask_on/ (pplpersons_paperppl)
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Everyone watches the sunset/rise but no one watches the moon set/rise

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g8319q/everyone_watches_the_sunsetrise_but_no_one/ (Bradthefunman)
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Any product that claims you are getting a certain percentage "more for free" is proving how much they're overcharging on the original price.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g8318r/any_product_that_claims_you_are_getting_a_certain/ (Gibsonfan159)
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Rick Astley not only was he Rick Rolled by himself he has also been Rick Rolled by others.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g82zuw/rick_astley_not_only_was_he_rick_rolled_by/ (Takenforganite)
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Saying something smells automatically makes us think it smells bad, unless it's stated otherwise

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g82z9d/saying_something_smells_automatically_makes_us/ (redneckvet)
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Hospitals are repair shops for humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g82z69/hospitals_are_repair_shops_for_humans/ (litgirl2233)
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Baguette is a dachshund of the breads

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g82y1w/baguette_is_a_dachshund_of_the_breads/ (c6h6_benzene)
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Teeth are the only part of the skeleton that we clean, but are still the dirtiest part.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g82xyq/teeth_are_the_only_part_of_the_skeleton_that_we/ (iola_k)
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Lazy people are actually some of the hardest working people, since they have to come up with ways to work around their laziness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g82xgz/lazy_people_are_actually_some_of_the_hardest/ (stupidcrapface)
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If shit head in charge of North-Korea is indeed dead he'll probably just get replaced by another one and it wont change anything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g82xbh/if_shit_head_in_charge_of_northkorea_is_indeed/ (Wir2d)
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Bourbon street is probably the cleanest it’s been in forever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g82x9a/bourbon_street_is_probably_the_cleanest_its_been/ (CheleRey12)
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The word bed actually looks like a bed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g82x90/the_word_bed_actually_looks_like_a_bed/ (XxLevittttatexX)
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English is such a hard language that people had to shorten “short language” to slang

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g82x8u/english_is_such_a_hard_language_that_people_had/ (Boredlord64)
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Watching The Matrix backwards is following the story about a guy on drugs who goes on to have a normal office job

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g82tvu/watching_the_matrix_backwards_is_following_the/ (ARCDNHZRD)
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There have probably been fossils that could have revolutionized archaeology that were thrown into the ocean by kids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g82ttw/there_have_probably_been_fossils_that_could_have/ (Not_NathanL)
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The percentage of men who sit while pee must have increased dramatically due to the invention of smart phone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g82ts3/the_percentage_of_men_who_sit_while_pee_must_have/ (craft_thyself)
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Eyelashes, meant to keep debris out of your eyes, are the most common annoyance to get stuck in your eye.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g82sip/eyelashes_meant_to_keep_debris_out_of_your_eyes/ (screamicide)
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Characters in anime wear same dress for years

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g82sdc/characters_in_anime_wear_same_dress_for_years/ (despacito11)
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When a piece of a chess set is lost, people will often replace it with some other object-like a stone, or a cork. So there must be many chess sets who, over the years, have just become collections of random objects that stand in for pieces.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g82s0n/when_a_piece_of_a_chess_set_is_lost_people_will/ (EloquentInterrobang)
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Some day, there will be Grandparents who will LOVE video games...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g82s00/some_day_there_will_be_grandparents_who_will_love/ (NipplesDangerPants)
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M.A.S.H. could be considered a workplace comedy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g82qxr/mash_could_be_considered_a_workplace_comedy/ (Rosehip_Blues)
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Think of the biggest possible number you can possibly think of, almost every number is bigger then that.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g82qt3/think_of_the_biggest_possible_number_you_can/ (BogdanAnime)
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A paper cut is a tree’s last form of revenge.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g82qsy/a_paper_cut_is_a_trees_last_form_of_revenge/ (XxLevittttatexX)
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Boxing is the only way two men can fight over a purse and a belt and not seem gay.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g82qql/boxing_is_the_only_way_two_men_can_fight_over_a/ (BeerBitchesAndBacon)
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Even when the cinemas reopen, a lot of people aren't going to feel comfortable sitting in an enclosed space with a bunch of strangers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g82qfp/even_when_the_cinemas_reopen_a_lot_of_people/ (step6666)
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Facial hair is a natural disguise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g82o80/facial_hair_is_a_natural_disguise/ (Road-roller3)
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Erasers slowly sacrifice their lives because of your mistakes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g82nd3/erasers_slowly_sacrifice_their_lives_because_of/ (notChickenNoodleSoup)
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Writing into the body part makes it look like more

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g82n4l/writing_into_the_body_part_makes_it_look_like_more/ (MCUltraRetarded)
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No one in the Jedi council had the brains to put a security camera in Chancellor Palpatine’s room

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g82mu3/no_one_in_the_jedi_council_had_the_brains_to_put/ (RicoNico010)
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Private insurance companies are mafia in its final form.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g82mmp/private_insurance_companies_are_mafia_in_its/ (LuxIsMyBitch)
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Dildos are prosthetic organs for imaginary friends.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g82lyq/dildos_are_prosthetic_organs_for_imaginary_friends/ (ThisGuyRedditToo)
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No choice is a choice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g82l0g/no_choice_is_a_choice/ ([deleted])
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It's possible that someone out there has never put the USB in the wrong way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g82kd3/its_possible_that_someone_out_there_has_never_put/ (Po1sonator)
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You don’t ever really feel naked unless someone’s looking at you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g82jin/you_dont_ever_really_feel_naked_unless_someones/ (guminhyeok)
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The biggest compliment you can give to a friend is you think of them as family, and the biggest compliment towards your family is if you think of them as a friend.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g82iv2/the_biggest_compliment_you_can_give_to_a_friend/ (shadow0wolf0)
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Juiciano does not approve. But he still likes you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g82ir8/juiciano_does_not_approve_but_he_still_likes_you/ (Hetzer12)
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People probably invented unicorns before anyone discovered narwhals were a thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g82i0t/people_probably_invented_unicorns_before_anyone/ (nomnomcat17)
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Your body will always be touching something throughout your life unless if you free-fall naked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g82h8i/your_body_will_always_be_touching_something/ (iseecircles00)
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There is n0 sillier way t0 make a text c00l than with 0s instead of os

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g82h5q/there_is_n0_sillier_way_t0_make_a_text_c00l_than/ (MCUltraRetarded)
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Spelling gibberish backwards gives you gibberish

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g82gov/spelling_gibberish_backwards_gives_you_gibberish/ (Compass-of-diamonds)
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The most influential year of our lives will be reduced to a multiple choice question a high schooler guesses on in a hundred years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g82fo4/the_most_influential_year_of_our_lives_will_be/ (PicoMiko)
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Half of us can grow a new living being in them but we can't even regrow limbs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g82fkn/half_of_us_can_grow_a_new_living_being_in_them/ (MemerWienerYT)
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If the universe is infinite, there is probably almost an exact copy of you, but if you are a virgin, it isn't and vice versa

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g82fen/if_the_universe_is_infinite_there_is_probably/ (MrMohexon)
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If we go into a Great Depression, there will be much better documentation of it since people have phones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g82fc3/if_we_go_into_a_great_depression_there_will_be/ (Tyler-the-Seraphim)
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Our butter usage VS butter knife ratio is way off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g82ek6/our_butter_usage_vs_butter_knife_ratio_is_way_off/ (Dorecio)
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The amount of running you do in a casual game of frisbee entirely depends on how bad your playmate is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g82chd/the_amount_of_running_you_do_in_a_casual_game_of/ (JewishGun)
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Sometimes you just have to commit to an image and accept that there is no perfect fap.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g82ccl/sometimes_you_just_have_to_commit_to_an_image_and/ (Billy_T_Wierd)
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You know you're getting old when you can't bite the toe nails anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g82c6o/you_know_youre_getting_old_when_you_cant_bite_the/ (MCUltraRetarded)
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Miniature earth figures travel at the same speed of the Earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g82avc/miniature_earth_figures_travel_at_the_same_speed/ (mohamed12349)
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The terms for cutting a body part differ vastly: flowers picked, trees pruned, people amputated or mutilated

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g82av4/the_terms_for_cutting_a_body_part_differ_vastly/ (111248)
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The use of the word "natural" in relationship to a food product is more concerning than it is appealing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g82ag8/the_use_of_the_word_natural_in_relationship_to_a/ (svdandcpy)
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All cans of soda look the same

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g82a9f/all_cans_of_soda_look_the_same/ (Minecraftuser42069)
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Harry Potter deflecting the killing curse back to Voldemort is quite possibly the ultimate No U.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g828wt/harry_potter_deflecting_the_killing_curse_back_to/ (chungus_is_gay)
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You’ve probably killed someone because of the butterfly effect.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g828wl/youve_probably_killed_someone_because_of_the/ (urban-bang)
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Your lower back is constantly filled with warm shit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g826bx/your_lower_back_is_constantly_filled_with_warm/ (i-am-fiction)
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You know you're fucked when autocorrect can't correct

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g8263o/you_know_youre_fucked_when_autocorrect_cant/ (daggaroker420)
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A true self portrait would have a painting of the back of your head on the back side of the canvas

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g825b3/a_true_self_portrait_would_have_a_painting_of_the/ (arthritictongue)
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Eating wild animals in one place has resulted in wild animals everywhere else getting some fresh air.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g824xh/eating_wild_animals_in_one_place_has_resulted_in/ (Tuxmando)
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5040 is the first number that's dividable by every number from 1-10

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g824nz/5040_is_the_first_number_thats_dividable_by_every/ (fruittuitella)
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Drones are new age kites with cameras.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g824bv/drones_are_new_age_kites_with_cameras/ (st-smelly-widge)
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Our lives we seem more like movies if we just had music playing in the background

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g823ky/our_lives_we_seem_more_like_movies_if_we_just_had/ (Im_Moose)
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Instagram models/tik tok celebs NEED US more than we need them!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g822ot/instagram_modelstik_tok_celebs_need_us_more_than/ (SkinnyMCghee)
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Black is the only color that you can wear head to toe without looking like you’re making a bold fashion statement.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g820hp/black_is_the_only_color_that_you_can_wear_head_to/ (indigogalaxy_)
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Pens are amazingly good at helping untie nots. A useful repurpose.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g81ysh/pens_are_amazingly_good_at_helping_untie_nots_a/ (Titan9999)
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If anthills are natural to humans, then cities are natural to ants.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g81x5a/if_anthills_are_natural_to_humans_then_cities_are/ (TRBashinTrash)
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All of those "DANGER: DO NOT ENTER" signs kids put on their bedroom doors are going to be very confusing to future archeologists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g81v94/all_of_those_danger_do_not_enter_signs_kids_put/ (llama2621)
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If someone asked us to explain how we make our muscles do what we want, we couldn't tell them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g81v75/if_someone_asked_us_to_explain_how_we_make_our/ (crocodoodles)
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Society doesn't like it when you show any emotion that isn't happiness

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g81v6d/society_doesnt_like_it_when_you_show_any_emotion/ (xxnoriginalname69xx)
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Adulting is 1/3 wishing you were better at adulting, 1/3 wishing you didn't have to adult, and 1/3 trying to find your keys.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g81ukh/adulting_is_13_wishing_you_were_better_at/ (AWestLee621)
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Marriage: find someone you like and roll the dice. If you are lucky then you have found yourself a suitable teammate to play a version of the game dodgeball. Except balls, you are dodging general issues life throws at you on a frequent basis.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g81ujm/marriage_find_someone_you_like_and_roll_the_dice/ (DarkMaster_CocoaBean)
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People who are adopted were both unplanned and planned

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g81rt4/people_who_are_adopted_were_both_unplanned_and/ (NameIsTakenDammit)
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You might have a very specific superpower, and live your entire life without knowing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g81qif/you_might_have_a_very_specific_superpower_and/ (Safi_mcSaf)
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If we made an invention that could read the minds of animals like cats and dogs, we would only hear meowing and barking because they don't know human language.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g81pqq/if_we_made_an_invention_that_could_read_the_minds/ (teddymaniacc)
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A magnifying glass indoors is a useful tool, a magnifying glass outdoors is a deadly weapon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g81pnj/a_magnifying_glass_indoors_is_a_useful_tool_a/ (sirblobsalot)
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Technically any pool with circular edges is an infinity edge pool.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g81pgf/technically_any_pool_with_circular_edges_is_an/ (Because_Justice)
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Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he’ll call you for fishing tips every day for the rest of your life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g81old/give_a_man_a_fish_and_hell_eat_for_a_day_teach_a/ (Cinema_King)
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New borns named Karen probably dropped to zero percent recently.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g81nov/new_borns_named_karen_probably_dropped_to_zero/ (sugar_wody)
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Deaf people that have been deaf most or all their lives, probably don't know farts make noise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g81nf5/deaf_people_that_have_been_deaf_most_or_all_their/ (horror_lover_girl)
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Crappy books with good cover was the original clickbait

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g81nc5/crappy_books_with_good_cover_was_the_original/ (hashtagcreed)
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Super Smash Bros. proves that Peach probably could have just saved herself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g81nbv/super_smash_bros_proves_that_peach_probably_could/ (Moonman292)
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You have never been this close of your death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g81mw7/you_have_never_been_this_close_of_your_death/ (Eloiseau)
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You’re not one in a million, you’re one in 7,780,244,772.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g81mrd/youre_not_one_in_a_million_youre_one_in_7780244772/ (Link-e)
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People protesting against wearing masks are the same people complaining about face recognition software for conspiratorial reasons.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g81mpb/people_protesting_against_wearing_masks_are_the/ (DiogoQuadrado)
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Crappy books with good cover was the original clickbait

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g81mav/crappy_books_with_good_cover_was_the_original/ (hashtagcreed)
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If there was a law that said you had to kill every middle child at birth a lot of people would get angry for no reason

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g81k5n/if_there_was_a_law_that_said_you_had_to_kill/ (Greenhound)
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Chill Step will likely be held in the same regard as Classical music when it comes to improving focus for studying in 100 years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g81ha8/chill_step_will_likely_be_held_in_the_same_regard/ (gtiger19)
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The capital letter B is the sexiest letter in the alphabet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g81h3k/the_capital_letter_b_is_the_sexiest_letter_in_the/ (RIPLORN)
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The byte code for any piece of software lies somewhere between the binary values 00000....00000 and 11111...11111

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g81g8k/the_byte_code_for_any_piece_of_software_lies/ (zmunk19)
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No one ever asks why we can't change it from rock paper scissors to something that makes better sense.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g81fyu/no_one_ever_asks_why_we_cant_change_it_from_rock/ (joevilla1369)
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If Beavis and Butthead was made in a live action movie Jim Carrey could play Butthead, but WHO would play Beavis...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g81fpl/if_beavis_and_butthead_was_made_in_a_live_action/ (johnny_beeee)
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Building Buildings Doesn't Increase Earth's Mass, But....

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g81f55/building_buildings_doesnt_increase_earths_mass_but/ (WorldDominator69)
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John buts spelt like Gohn

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g81dx8/john_buts_spelt_like_gohn/ (wsamson)
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In the "Cars" universe Tractors are raised as cattle, implying that cars kill tractors for their meat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g81d73/in_the_cars_universe_tractors_are_raised_as/ (Lonic42)
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Sure 99%of people would rather retype the whole word than changing the 1x incorrect letter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g81d35/sure_99of_people_would_rather_retype_the_whole/ (daggaroker420)
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Some gynecologists are actually unrepentant perverts using their career to feed their disgusting addiction, and there’s nothing you or anybody can do about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g81d16/some_gynecologists_are_actually_unrepentant/ (SomeVulgarName)
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The floor is a wall for your feet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g81b2p/the_floor_is_a_wall_for_your_feet/ (TcpAckFrequency)
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The pillow to human ratio on rich people’s beds is easily over 5 to 1

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g81azx/the_pillow_to_human_ratio_on_rich_peoples_beds_is/ (influencedbyyou)
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Some guy probably had to make a cast of his own penis in order to create dildos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g819qt/some_guy_probably_had_to_make_a_cast_of_his_own/ (pamafa3)
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Some poor soul had to study the shape of an ass to make bike seats more comfortable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g818ze/some_poor_soul_had_to_study_the_shape_of_an_ass/ (Finnamon_)
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In PC gaming, graphics intensive games are pay to win

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g8181i/in_pc_gaming_graphics_intensive_games_are_pay_to/ (Yevgen4000)
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"Watching The Rock with The Rock in The Rock" is a sentence that makes grammatical sense

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g817iz/watching_the_rock_with_the_rock_in_the_rock_is_a/ (BobbyAF)
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the bigger an animal is, the less we instinctively think to kill it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g8173h/the_bigger_an_animal_is_the_less_we_instinctively/ (mlg360no-scoper69420)
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The word "fuck" makes sense in almost any context but has no specific meaning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g813p1/the_word_fuck_makes_sense_in_almost_any_context/ (SH4UNYY)
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A serial killer in his 20s is scary. A serial killer in his 50s is a threat to society.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g8100o/a_serial_killer_in_his_20s_is_scary_a_serial/ (Ctown_struggles00)
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Eating Seafood on a cruise is unintentionally ironic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g80zbx/eating_seafood_on_a_cruise_is_unintentionally/ (HRolandTGunner1967)
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Since your stomach (which contains puke) and your colon (which contains shit) are part of the same system, somewhere in between is a perfect 50/50 mixture of puke and shit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g80x1m/since_your_stomach_which_contains_puke_and_your/ (terry-tea)
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When we’re afraid of heights we want to be back on the ground because we’re afraid of being back on the ground

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g80vlh/when_were_afraid_of_heights_we_want_to_be_back_on/ (doodoobrown530)
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If humans go extinct, whoever find out about the internet will be hitting a jackpot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g80uwx/if_humans_go_extinct_whoever_find_out_about_the/ (uwtz)
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Some books and movies could be parallel universes, that authors somehow got a glimpse of and then telling the story to us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g80umg/some_books_and_movies_could_be_parallel_universes/ (nazaro)
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There is a sentence that could change the world and someone knows what it is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g80tmp/there_is_a_sentence_that_could_change_the_world/ (BleepingBleeper)
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Harry Potter and Voldermort's relationship can be described using their eye colors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g80sah/harry_potter_and_voldermorts_relationship_can_be/ (da_insani-tea)
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There’s a decent chance K-POP Bands would double if Kim dies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g80qzf/theres_a_decent_chance_kpop_bands_would_double_if/ (jamboamericano)
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If you could take homo sapiens from any era and put them in school together, they would all relate best to music, dance, art, and P.E.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g80qy9/if_you_could_take_homo_sapiens_from_any_era_and/ (bootscats)
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Most people would rather be seen traveling with an actual Taurus (bull), than traveling with a Ford Taurus.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g80qpk/most_people_would_rather_be_seen_traveling_with/ (BeerBitchesAndBacon)
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It's weird that while we are unable to tickle ourselves, we are still able to masturbate ourselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g80qg5/its_weird_that_while_we_are_unable_to_tickle/ (Lord_Chud)
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The scariest thing to encounter in a dark alley is a second darker alley.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g80pa3/the_scariest_thing_to_encounter_in_a_dark_alley/ (RomanHF)
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It's probably easy to starve to death if you're a masochist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g80oe2/its_probably_easy_to_starve_to_death_if_youre_a/ (joda420)
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A pussy is just an inverted dick, if you really think about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g80oaz/a_pussy_is_just_an_inverted_dick_if_you_really/ (GamerFan11204)
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Children spinning to become dizzy is their first attempt at getting drunk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g80npt/children_spinning_to_become_dizzy_is_their_first/ (LordJL)
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“Two to the chest, one to the head” is a rule that would make action movies so much quicker.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g80nn6/two_to_the_chest_one_to_the_head_is_a_rule_that/ (Reddit-has-a-robot)
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Your pinky is the silent business partner of your hand

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g80mq4/your_pinky_is_the_silent_business_partner_of_your/ (goinTurbo)
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Don't you think that slim shady kinda looks similar to eminem.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g80kfr/dont_you_think_that_slim_shady_kinda_looks/ (kongerlonger)
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You can accurately imagine what it would feel like to lick any object you see.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g80jtu/you_can_accurately_imagine_what_it_would_feel/ (Sessa107)
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Movie agents are always out of bullets when they get the chance to hit the villain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g80j3p/movie_agents_are_always_out_of_bullets_when_they/ (IGotABottleUpMyAss)
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Mirrors on planets many light years away are literally reflections of the past

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g80iiw/mirrors_on_planets_many_light_years_away_are/ (fakuivan)
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Your testicles probably think you have a huge family.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g80hi7/your_testicles_probably_think_you_have_a_huge/ (SoyUnFracaso)
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Burger King is technically an empire

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g80fa3/burger_king_is_technically_an_empire/ (randomguyfromafrica)
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You know you are not okay when you start playing solitaire with cookies...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g80f8z/you_know_you_are_not_okay_when_you_start_playing/ (_The_John)
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Playing corpse in a movie is the most unrewarding acting job.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g80dgw/playing_corpse_in_a_movie_is_the_most_unrewarding/ (SGIrix)
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There could be an extinct, hyper-intelligent species on Earth that we have yet to discover.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g80btw/there_could_be_an_extinct_hyperintelligent/ (RedditEffigy)
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We will never see the main menu of a film in a cinema.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g80bgx/we_will_never_see_the_main_menu_of_a_film_in_a/ (IGotABottleUpMyAss)
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People communicate with each other both at speed of light and speed of sound while blind people communicate with only speed of sound.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g80bbt/people_communicate_with_each_other_both_at_speed/ (HelloGayBoi)
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You can never fully understand any one thing until you understand everything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g80a4u/you_can_never_fully_understand_any_one_thing/ (kdh8463hdd)
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Your stomach is filled with a liquid that can dissolve a rock, but not bubblegum

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g80a4l/your_stomach_is_filled_with_a_liquid_that_can/ (AjOmni)
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In animated movies about animal characters, the main character is often the most generic looking one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g809ou/in_animated_movies_about_animal_characters_the/ (Pocyala)
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If you're great at convincing/debating others, chances are you've also convinced yourself you were right when you were actually wrong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g807vh/if_youre_great_at_convincingdebating_others/ (br_onson)
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Jake Tucker from Family Guy can suck his own peen with ease.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g807hq/jake_tucker_from_family_guy_can_suck_his_own_peen/ (deadeadeadeadeaded)
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If Kim Jong Un ate more vegetables, he might not have turned into a vegetable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g807ax/if_kim_jong_un_ate_more_vegetables_he_might_not/ (JoeFas)
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Labyrinth is a word that gets quickly weird after saying it a few times

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g806ey/labyrinth_is_a_word_that_gets_quickly_weird_after/ (Chtekill)
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You may die really soon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g804y1/you_may_die_really_soon/ (illdoitoneday)
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Jumping over a hurdle with an erection is difficult.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g803tm/jumping_over_a_hurdle_with_an_erection_is/ (lions-n-tigers)
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Most guys were just a guy trapped in a female body before they were born

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g803aj/most_guys_were_just_a_guy_trapped_in_a_female/ (ohDaddyNo)
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The interest rate of a bank is directly related to how interested people are in the bank

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g801zf/the_interest_rate_of_a_bank_is_directly_related/ (philsfan1579)
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Depending on how long you cook an egg, it either fries or hatches

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g801e2/depending_on_how_long_you_cook_an_egg_it_either/ ([deleted])
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College is four years of paying people so you can work for them, so you can leave and get paid by people to work for them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g80020/college_is_four_years_of_paying_people_so_you_can/ (Sarcherre)
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Voldemort made seven encrypted backups and it still wasn't enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7zzv0/voldemort_made_seven_encrypted_backups_and_it/ (o6KfBhb9Dz42)
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All living fish are virgins until they spawn and die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7zz89/all_living_fish_are_virgins_until_they_spawn_and/ (TheKuMan717)
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Stupid people in high-level positions of power at least give the less intellectually inclined some hope for their future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7zyps/stupid_people_in_highlevel_positions_of_power_at/ (sailhard22)
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We need someone to form a new worker's party named the Essentials

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7zxyi/we_need_someone_to_form_a_new_workers_party_named/ (ZarquonsFlatTire)
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Cartoon characters rarely have actual lips

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7zxuw/cartoon_characters_rarely_have_actual_lips/ (zbox2345)
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Unless you are outlived which isn't too likely, we will all be orphans one day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7zxrt/unless_you_are_outlived_which_isnt_too_likely_we/ (Atalkingpizzabox)
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Human skin is probably the easiest surface to clean

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7zxqh/human_skin_is_probably_the_easiest_surface_to/ (DerbyCow)
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There is no idea as brilliant as the one you forgot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7zwas/there_is_no_idea_as_brilliant_as_the_one_you/ (TheWriteOwl)
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1776 is as far away as 2244

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7zvse/1776_is_as_far_away_as_2244/ (matt7839)
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Andy Milonakis could never buy liquor unless the liquor store guy knows him.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7zupx/andy_milonakis_could_never_buy_liquor_unless_the/ (DrSanwich)
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John Quiñones from “What Would You Do?” could get a lot of people out of awkward situations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7zt7a/john_quiñones_from_what_would_you_do_could_get_a/ (rodgerbearimg)
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It's not okay to have a favourite child but it's ok to have a favourite person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7zsk9/its_not_okay_to_have_a_favourite_child_but_its_ok/ (DonelHat)
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You never see a cat with brown eyes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7zs6a/you_never_see_a_cat_with_brown_eyes/ (daneshpastry)
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"You're 1 in a million" makes you feel special. "You're 1 in 8 billion" makes you feel inconsequential.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7zrzx/youre_1_in_a_million_makes_you_feel_special_youre/ (AALen)
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Grease would have made more sense if it was set in community college instead of highschool

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7zrcx/grease_would_have_made_more_sense_if_it_was_set/ (LilGazpacho)
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A hot pepper challenge gone good video is a lot less interesting than one gone bad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7zr7p/a_hot_pepper_challenge_gone_good_video_is_a_lot/ (LennerKetty)
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If Jupiter had pulled hat asteroid away then we would have never existed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7zqwf/if_jupiter_had_pulled_hat_asteroid_away_then_we/ (WeenieHuttGod2)
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If we can't see underwater can fish not see the air

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7zpvn/if_we_cant_see_underwater_can_fish_not_see_the_air/ ([deleted])
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Every thing that we send into space makes the Earth weigh less.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7zpv3/every_thing_that_we_send_into_space_makes_the/ (lions-n-tigers)
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Cell phones are sold without cases or screen protectors, but cars come with bumpers and seat belts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7zpln/cell_phones_are_sold_without_cases_or_screen/ (Tenthcarrot)
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Children learn faster because their brain memory has a lot of free space to stock informations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7zpgy/children_learn_faster_because_their_brain_memory/ (SurtexX1)
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Ordinary people have a body count, but hookers have a transaction history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7zmdy/ordinary_people_have_a_body_count_but_hookers/ (Jaime2k)
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You can never buy an unused mirror

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7zlx7/you_can_never_buy_an_unused_mirror/ ([deleted])
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One of mankind’s greatest challenges is trying to locate that little bit of food you can feel between your teeth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7zl33/one_of_mankinds_greatest_challenges_is_trying_to/ ([deleted])
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When counting in English, your lips never touch until One Million.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7zkxa/when_counting_in_english_your_lips_never_touch/ (EFICasual)
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You likely share more DNA with your siblings than either of your parents.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7zkoo/you_likely_share_more_dna_with_your_siblings_than/ (Coogcheese)
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If on average “good-looking people” reproduce with other “good-looking people” then the population will be spilt in half of people that grow increasingly more “good-looking” with every generation and the other half that does the opposite.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7zkdu/if_on_average_goodlooking_people_reproduce_with/ (SngleAndReadyToMngle)
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It must be odd to date someone who is a voice actor

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7zkd5/it_must_be_odd_to_date_someone_who_is_a_voice/ (mitchcoin)
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We’ve all just decided that surgical clothes have to be blue

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7zk1e/weve_all_just_decided_that_surgical_clothes_have/ (finbud117)
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Having two arms ( or legs ) is above average

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7zjux/having_two_arms_or_legs_is_above_average/ (oppaibanzai)
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Taking a dump when you can’t hold it any longer is one of life’s simple pleasures

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7zgki/taking_a_dump_when_you_cant_hold_it_any_longer_is/ (web69)
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We would own more things we actually use if we saved our money for things we need, rather than to buy things because they go on sale and feel the need to take advantage of the savings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7zfzi/we_would_own_more_things_we_actually_use_if_we/ (givemeacent)
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The houses in Bikini Bottom are car mufflers that fell into the ocean due to pollution

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7zfh4/the_houses_in_bikini_bottom_are_car_mufflers_that/ (MiDNiTE_LiTE)
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It must be slow at the office for Facial Recognition employees.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7zexf/it_must_be_slow_at_the_office_for_facial/ (GildDigger)
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Bullets only do their jobs after they're fired

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7zcog/bullets_only_do_their_jobs_after_theyre_fired/ ([deleted])
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Mainstream shows work in two ways: if you like them, you're popular and if you don't like them, you're popular as well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7z9mf/mainstream_shows_work_in_two_ways_if_you_like/ (SoyUnFracaso)
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You can scream, “We’re all gonna die!” in any situation and it will never be false.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7z8lg/you_can_scream_were_all_gonna_die_in_any/ (bigboyfc5)
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Making damaskas and croissants are the exact same process

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7z84d/making_damaskas_and_croissants_are_the_exact_same/ (ConnorDamyn1)
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Black apple watch looks like a jail ankle bracelet but on the wrist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7z7y0/black_apple_watch_looks_like_a_jail_ankle/ (too_soon13)
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Flawless Autocorrection might be the first step AI is taking towards dominating us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7z71z/flawless_autocorrection_might_be_the_first_step/ (therentedmule)
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All nuts are also seeds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7z4ba/all_nuts_are_also_seeds/ (lilithremedy)
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All editions are limited editions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7z39c/all_editions_are_limited_editions/ (TooOptimisticHippie)
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Although there are a lot of speed restrictions, devices that produce the fastest particles in the universe are almost everywhere and cost literal cents to produce

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7z29u/although_there_are_a_lot_of_speed_restrictions/ (Cobbet2)
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If cryogenic freezing gets invented and made functional, age restriction laws on everything will be a nightmare.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7z252/if_cryogenic_freezing_gets_invented_and_made/ (IcedSpectere)
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It's like throwing money away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7z1mv/its_like_throwing_money_away/ (SirRazma)
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The Nilla wafer is not really a cracker, not really a cookie, and not really a wafer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7z19b/the_nilla_wafer_is_not_really_a_cracker_not/ (solarbot88)
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Pro Mariokart players are the fastest speed runners.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7yz6n/pro_mariokart_players_are_the_fastest_speed/ (TheRealBaconBrian)
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Everyone in your head is you. Even the bad guy. You're coming up with the dialogue.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7yygq/everyone_in_your_head_is_you_even_the_bad_guy/ (manisfestationqueen)
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We describe milk in imperial units (a 2 gallon of milk), but soda is described in metric units (a 2 liter of soda)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7yy8t/we_describe_milk_in_imperial_units_a_2_gallon_of/ (MethmaticalPhysics)
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The next season of South Park is going to be absolute fire.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7yw9i/the_next_season_of_south_park_is_going_to_be/ (LucinaRage)
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Everybody has a 6 pack. We all just have different layers of fat covering it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7yw7d/everybody_has_a_6_pack_we_all_just_have_different/ (mr_brannagan)
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Some person could sound like an historical figure who’s voice we have never heard before, and we wouldn’t even know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7yulz/some_person_could_sound_like_an_historical_figure/ (datboi-kirb)
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If you go to bed later than midnight, you are both going to bed extremely late and going to bed extremely early

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7ytqt/if_you_go_to_bed_later_than_midnight_you_are_both/ (MemeGraveYard666)
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It's weird how you know exactly where to place your butt on your bed so that your head lands perfectly on your pillow. All without thinking about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7yt23/its_weird_how_you_know_exactly_where_to_place/ (TeleOstSauce)
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String theory says the universe is a symphony.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7ysrq/string_theory_says_the_universe_is_a_symphony/ (ShrinknShrivel)
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The vast majority of people think they have above average intelligence, yet only 50% of people actually do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7ysen/the_vast_majority_of_people_think_they_have_above/ (eagles_wentz11)
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If only there were a way to disinfect the human body. If only there were a way to get disinfectant into the human body. If only there were a way to get disinfectant, which is alcohol, into the human body. If only there were a way to get alcohol into the human body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7yrhb/if_only_there_were_a_way_to_disinfect_the_human/ (Elvis-Martini)
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Everyone changing careers In the future is going to consider if the job is essential or not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7yq7o/everyone_changing_careers_in_the_future_is_going/ (Jphilabaum1)
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There are no essential employees, just essential positions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7ynj8/there_are_no_essential_employees_just_essential/ (Some_Asshole_Said)
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Funeral homes are the only acceptable way to profit from someone's death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7yn25/funeral_homes_are_the_only_acceptable_way_to/ (BiggestForts)
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Deep inside in us is still that teenager feeling extremely giddy about breaking the curfew which is why doing anything feels better at night

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7yl9v/deep_inside_in_us_is_still_that_teenager_feeling/ ([deleted])
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All food was consumed raw before fire was invented.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7yl1n/all_food_was_consumed_raw_before_fire_was_invented/ (CMShortboy)
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Birds are the crackheads of the animal kingdom

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7yjpf/birds_are_the_crackheads_of_the_animal_kingdom/ (MileHighScrub)
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r/UpliftingNews has been quite silent recently

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7yig0/rupliftingnews_has_been_quite_silent_recently/ (BattlNerd)
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The only part of your reflection you can lick is your tongue.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7ygud/the_only_part_of_your_reflection_you_can_lick_is/ (jbtom321)
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As long as you live with your parents, you can wait until they fall asleep and then draw fake mustache on their face

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7ygsu/as_long_as_you_live_with_your_parents_you_can/ (ChlorineFluorine)
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Since memories are formed through electrochemical reactions, when you think about about those particular chemicals you're using the chemical itself to form its own memory.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7yg08/since_memories_are_formed_through_electrochemical/ (nylonstring)
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If someone says “don’t obey me” and you do as said, you’re actually obeying that person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7yfse/if_someone_says_dont_obey_me_and_you_do_as_said/ (HANZ06)
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Having sex with your doppleganger is the only way you can go fuck yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7yfnz/having_sex_with_your_doppleganger_is_the_only_way/ (Dethmunki)
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The Maya’s made a typo, instead of 2012, the world will end in 2021

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7yf91/the_mayas_made_a_typo_instead_of_2012_the_world/ ([deleted])
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Declaring yourself immuno-compromised is the new gluten-intolerant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7ye8n/declaring_yourself_immunocompromised_is_the_new/ (azubc)
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What's baloney even supposed to be

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7ydwe/whats_baloney_even_supposed_to_be/ (MasterofCreamCheese)
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Boobs are something a newborn child gets to suck on, but is then forbidden to see until he becomes an adult.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7ydog/boobs_are_something_a_newborn_child_gets_to_suck/ (SlashCo80)
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When you laugh a someone angry on the internet, it is fine(like Markiplier).But if you laugh at some angry IRL, you are a jerk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7ycuo/when_you_laugh_a_someone_angry_on_the_internet_it/ (Phoneguy69420)
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Video games bosses are probably harder at the end of the bossfight because their adrenaline is high

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7yc2d/video_games_bosses_are_probably_harder_at_the_end/ (suhs_1107)
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Remembering a TV commercial with fondness and nostalgia is a clear statement of how engraved propaganda is in our lives at an early age

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7ybji/remembering_a_tv_commercial_with_fondness_and/ (klayb)
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A lousy fridge magnet overpowers the whole planet's gravity when it picks up a paper clip

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7yasv/a_lousy_fridge_magnet_overpowers_the_whole/ (ShrinknShrivel)
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You forget in which position you slept last night

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7ya1r/you_forget_in_which_position_you_slept_last_night/ (TeamAnonymous8888)
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Criminals don't do background checks to get their guns

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7y8bh/criminals_dont_do_background_checks_to_get_their/ (jomtienislife)
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The destiny of a trash bag box is to be discarded in the very thing it once contained

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7y76l/the_destiny_of_a_trash_bag_box_is_to_be_discarded/ ([deleted])
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Finger bones look like tiny spines

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7y744/finger_bones_look_like_tiny_spines/ (TheSimpleNobility)
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A fair amount of people from non-English speaking nations have high degree of English language skill, whereas native English speakers tend to have a rather low degree of skill in many many languages.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7y505/a_fair_amount_of_people_from_nonenglish_speaking/ (GiveItARestYhYh)
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King of the Hill fans must have had a huge boom on the propane industry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7y4ap/king_of_the_hill_fans_must_have_had_a_huge_boom/ (Slash3040)
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When you reach the age your parents were when they had you, they will have known you for half of their lives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7y495/when_you_reach_the_age_your_parents_were_when/ (400Volts)
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Sometimes in life, trying to turn things into a joke can do more harm than good

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7y492/sometimes_in_life_trying_to_turn_things_into_a/ (DemocraticTerminator)
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We either have long hair or fucked up haircuts at the moment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7y3ie/we_either_have_long_hair_or_fucked_up_haircuts_at/ (TheRoamingWizard)
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The field of professional cinematography discriminates against the blind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7y2vy/the_field_of_professional_cinematography/ (chairmanlmao114)
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Drinking water is much more important to humans than eating food, and yet we set times for eating but not for drinking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7y2f7/drinking_water_is_much_more_important_to_humans/ (teddymaniacc)
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You find out who your real friends are when you start selling feet pics through your LinkedIn page

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7y1eq/you_find_out_who_your_real_friends_are_when_you/ (SomeVulgarName)
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Sappy royalty-free piano music has really increased in popularity recently.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7y100/sappy_royaltyfree_piano_music_has_really/ (BuzzImaFan)
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When you randomly remember an embarrassing mistake you made in the past, your brain is probably reminding you not to do that ever again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7y0wc/when_you_randomly_remember_an_embarrassing/ (Labus_)
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Thinking about nature we all have a different picture in mind, depending on where we are from, but we all feel similar things

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7xzjh/thinking_about_nature_we_all_have_a_different/ (Kamantum)
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Michael Phelps has always been the fastest swimmer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7xxxx/michael_phelps_has_always_been_the_fastest_swimmer/ (Kockerbocker)
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we became the thing we swore to destroy by ECHOING extensively about bleach

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7xw9x/we_became_the_thing_we_swore_to_destroy_by/ (surkur)
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Half of sugary food's appeal is the fact that it's forbidden/greatly limited for health reasons.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7xukq/half_of_sugary_foods_appeal_is_the_fact_that_its/ (vizualdesperada)
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Sometimes it's good to have a mother bossing you around, otherwise you get nothing done

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7xsuf/sometimes_its_good_to_have_a_mother_bossing_you/ (ChristmasStan)
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With pizza, every piece is an end piece

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7xsnj/with_pizza_every_piece_is_an_end_piece/ (RaeSchecter)
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The moment you roll a dice, the result is set. Just like what a virtual dice does.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7xqxf/the_moment_you_roll_a_dice_the_result_is_set_just/ (FreddyKrum)
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We're already a third of the way to Christmas.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7xqa5/were_already_a_third_of_the_way_to_christmas/ (TheMykoMethod)
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If everything is a possibility it's a possibility that everything may not be a possibility

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7xojm/if_everything_is_a_possibility_its_a_possibility/ (21pilotsrock)
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Somewhere in another galaxy a species of intelligent life has named our galaxy something stupid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7xnxl/somewhere_in_another_galaxy_a_species_of/ (Azar002)
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Dogs are the only species that would collectively lament the extinction of the human race

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7xn7k/dogs_are_the_only_species_that_would_collectively/ (imaginexus)
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"Wear and tear" and "worn and torn" both rhyme in present and past tense.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7xn5j/wear_and_tear_and_worn_and_torn_both_rhyme_in/ (MintClicker)
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Technically, "Raiders of the Lost Ark" is an unofficial sequel to "The Ten Commandments."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7xlyw/technically_raiders_of_the_lost_ark_is_an/ (Ggegfegds)
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The only way to be sure that you can't ask for more wishes is to use one of them to ask how to have more wishes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7xl4m/the_only_way_to_be_sure_that_you_cant_ask_for/ (Wir2d)
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We haven’t seen one sign protesting “I want to give haircuts.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7xk7a/we_havent_seen_one_sign_protesting_i_want_to_give/ (WolfBearPup)
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Bad Romance contracts to B’romance. Caught in a bromance..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7xjzh/bad_romance_contracts_to_bromance_caught_in_a/ (Zipper-Mom)
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Being street smart is learning from one's own experiences while being book smart is learning from others

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7xjy6/being_street_smart_is_learning_from_ones_own/ (BobbyAF)
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Nothing is harder than something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7xjqy/nothing_is_harder_than_something/ (realqurlyjoe)
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People regret not playing sports in high school. People regret playing sports in college.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7xjbk/people_regret_not_playing_sports_in_high_school/ (IMissFreedom)
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Watermelon is the perfect snack and beverage combo.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7xieh/watermelon_is_the_perfect_snack_and_beverage_combo/ (TheSuperAwesomeKAT)
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Humans have in common with trees that the more they grow the less likely they're to completely move and start all over again somewhere else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7xi09/humans_have_in_common_with_trees_that_the_more/ (Wir2d)
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Getting a 96% on an exam feels better than getting a 99%.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7xhp1/getting_a_96_on_an_exam_feels_better_than_getting/ (onderoth)
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Everybody always buys peanuts but nobody ever plants peanuts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7xh94/everybody_always_buys_peanuts_but_nobody_ever/ (Seedpound)
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Behind just about every object in your house is someone who got rich off of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7xh4w/behind_just_about_every_object_in_your_house_is/ (SyrupOnWaffle_)
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It's odd how much "Here comes the sun" (Beatles) and "Hier kommt die Sonne" (Rammstein) differ from each other, while having the same title

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7xh3b/its_odd_how_much_here_comes_the_sun_beatles_and/ (Ceyliel)
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All those Kim Jong Dos jokes might be relevant soon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7xgu6/all_those_kim_jong_dos_jokes_might_be_relevant/ (Ahmneo)
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As littering has become less common, crime scenes have less evidence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7xgdk/as_littering_has_become_less_common_crime_scenes/ (bustinjustin)
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Promo with restrain orders have to stay an extra 2 meters away

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7xei5/promo_with_restrain_orders_have_to_stay_an_extra/ ([deleted])
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You know you're old when you forget your age.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7xec8/you_know_youre_old_when_you_forget_your_age/ ([deleted])
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If you aren't a model or famous, 99% of the population not finding you attractive is probably accurate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7xd3n/if_you_arent_a_model_or_famous_99_of_the/ (GoingToasterXD)
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If the autonomous driving vehicle gets in an Ethicality test (2 people on the road and brakes failing) A power slide or a drift or a handbrake turn will hit them both at a survivable rate and will be enough for them to realize "Oh shit something's wrong" instead of thinking everything is alright.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7xcky/if_the_autonomous_driving_vehicle_gets_in_an/ (TDS755)
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Give a man to fish and that man knows where to go for fish. Teach a man to fish and you've lost a customer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7xcbu/give_a_man_to_fish_and_that_man_knows_where_to_go/ (seeyat)
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Dogs have a better read on human feelings than humans do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7xcb7/dogs_have_a_better_read_on_human_feelings_than/ (jluis089)
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The internet is a great place to share you're opinion, as long as it's the same as everyone else's.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7xc43/the_internet_is_a_great_place_to_share_youre/ (Schiller_Memestar)
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Dogs know humans live longer so they stay loyal hoping humans share their longevity secrets. Every dog's death is a heart crushing betrayal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7xamq/dogs_know_humans_live_longer_so_they_stay_loyal/ (inquistrinate)
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Dying is the last thing you will do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7xak8/dying_is_the_last_thing_you_will_do/ (Stenik0522)
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The general population probably knows more about North Korea than North Koreans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7x8gg/the_general_population_probably_knows_more_about/ (jakrabbott)
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Helen Keller was flash bang proof.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7x5kb/helen_keller_was_flash_bang_proof/ (CrinjiBenji)
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Bullets are the only things that do their job after they get fired

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7x5at/bullets_are_the_only_things_that_do_their_job/ (Tank12sniper)
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If you were as hard on other people as you were on yourself people would think your an asshole

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7x55v/if_you_were_as_hard_on_other_people_as_you_were/ (flamingpiggy)
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Humans are trying to acquire more skills whereas, Humanity is trying to dethrone the skilled labour tasks to unskilled labour tasks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7x4va/humans_are_trying_to_acquire_more_skills_whereas/ (Syed-Ashik)
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Backhanded compliments are worse than regular insults

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7x2mj/backhanded_compliments_are_worse_than_regular/ (random_stranger7)
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Santa Claus could have been real in the past. But he was killed because someone thought it was an intruder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7x1l7/santa_claus_could_have_been_real_in_the_past_but/ (LimCW1223)
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Losing £200 could leave one with nothing but losing 200lbs could leave one with 200lbs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7wyf2/losing_200_could_leave_one_with_nothing_but/ (RoguePierogies)
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If you put 99 in a microwave it lasts longer than if you put 100.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7wycd/if_you_put_99_in_a_microwave_it_lasts_longer_than/ (RichiRodo)
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The news are encouraging people to stay inside, while supermarket ads are encouraging people to go outside.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7wwgl/the_news_are_encouraging_people_to_stay_inside/ (TcpAckFrequency)
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Some YouTubers get famous from pretending to be ugly, while actually ugly YouTubers don't.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7wvi9/some_youtubers_get_famous_from_pretending_to_be/ (cottage_cheese_WeaVe)
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All food in the world is in some way genetically modified.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7wuya/all_food_in_the_world_is_in_some_way_genetically/ (inessa_k)
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The mail comes early every day if you check it the next morning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7wth1/the_mail_comes_early_every_day_if_you_check_it/ (zubie_wanders)
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Cat girls always cover the side of their head with hair because a human head without the ears on the side looks weird

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7wtf9/cat_girls_always_cover_the_side_of_their_head/ (stubbed_mah_toe)
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Dogs have siblings that they will never see again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7wrwn/dogs_have_siblings_that_they_will_never_see_again/ (Bagel_ghost23)
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Law making is the only career where it is bad to have more experience

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7wru3/law_making_is_the_only_career_where_it_is_bad_to/ (IMissFreedom)
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Most dreams temporarily feel like reality, but when you try to recall them after waking up they're literally nothing but memories.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7wqh3/most_dreams_temporarily_feel_like_reality_but/ (waddapfurfee)
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Because of all the new people wearing masks regularly, there's probably a lot of people just discovering how terrible their breath is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7wpls/because_of_all_the_new_people_wearing_masks/ (SelfRefMeta)
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Even if you get fined $1 for killing someone, you are still "paying for your sins"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7wp4s/even_if_you_get_fined_1_for_killing_someone_you/ (succulentdrumstick)
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The thumb has probably evolved into a more effective shoe horn over the years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7wp4a/the_thumb_has_probably_evolved_into_a_more/ (ExtraMilkyNut)
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The interesting thing about free will is it doesn't matter if you believe we have it or not - there are no consequences either way

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7wo8h/the_interesting_thing_about_free_will_is_it/ (ldb477)
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Powdered doughnuts are the Doritos of the confectionary world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7wntm/powdered_doughnuts_are_the_doritos_of_the/ (survivalothefittest)
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Kim Jong Un Dead could be a pretty good movie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7wnah/kim_jong_un_dead_could_be_a_pretty_good_movie/ (thebearjuden)
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It must be difficult for the deaf who read lips to do so with these masks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7wmck/it_must_be_difficult_for_the_deaf_who_read_lips/ (ICallMid)
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Every book is a textbook

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7wmce/every_book_is_a_textbook/ (ReapersHere)
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When someone says they are being 'more than fair' they are saying they are being unfair.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7wlwv/when_someone_says_they_are_being_more_than_fair/ (aurelorba)
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The pool on the Titanic is still full of water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7wkzn/the_pool_on_the_titanic_is_still_full_of_water/ (xXSNIP3R_K1DXx)
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If you are sitting at a restaurant waiting for the waiter to take your order that makes YOU the waiter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7wko4/if_you_are_sitting_at_a_restaurant_waiting_for/ (planetcaravan2591)
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When you we're little, you spent all your money buying a wallet to put all your money in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7wjap/when_you_were_little_you_spent_all_your_money/ (Izzynator1)
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"Twice a cheater always a cheater" is a much most accurate statement than "Once a cheater always a cheater"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7wj6w/twice_a_cheater_always_a_cheater_is_a_much_most/ (jaxpaboo)
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Windows 9 wasnt made because windows 8.1 is technically the 9th main operating system from windows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7wi13/windows_9_wasnt_made_because_windows_81_is/ (apersonwithlegs)
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Waiting for tomorrow is what I'll do tomorrow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7wh1h/waiting_for_tomorrow_is_what_ill_do_tomorrow/ (weltz1221)
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It's impossible to pass someone unless you go around them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7wgrs/its_impossible_to_pass_someone_unless_you_go/ (ChristmasStan)
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We will truly never be able to comprehend what nothingness is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7wghz/we_will_truly_never_be_able_to_comprehend_what/ (SmStarStudios)
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The zombies are coming

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7wffv/the_zombies_are_coming/ (chugdidy)
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Our world doesn’t have supervillains, it has billionaires.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7welp/our_world_doesnt_have_supervillains_it_has/ (LochNessMansterLives)
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Every disaster movie begins with a scientist being ignored

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7wdyj/every_disaster_movie_begins_with_a_scientist/ ([deleted])
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It's a true coming of age moment when you realize you are a better driver than your father.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7wdjk/its_a_true_coming_of_age_moment_when_you_realize/ (poshjerkins)
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Your butt cheeks are portable cushions for your spine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7wco4/your_butt_cheeks_are_portable_cushions_for_your/ (DrAwkward404)
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Statistically, injecting disinfectants would raise the national average IQ.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7wc5e/statistically_injecting_disinfectants_would_raise/ (RawEggroll)
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Omelettes are breakfast calzones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7wbqa/omelettes_are_breakfast_calzones/ (FlimsyDik)
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If sleeping is a preview of death then necrophiliacs probably have a lot of wet dreams.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7wbp1/if_sleeping_is_a_preview_of_death_then/ (lions-n-tigers)
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When you ask for mayo with your fries, no one cares. If you spread mayo on top of your hash browns, people get upset.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7wb2f/when_you_ask_for_mayo_with_your_fries_no_one/ (TheNightBench)
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If u shake, the dragon awake, Then u shall be, put in ur place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7waab/if_u_shake_the_dragon_awake_then_u_shall_be_put/ (Baltroy)
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Spell check on here would make so many thoughts make much more sense

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7w972/spell_check_on_here_would_make_so_many_thoughts/ (CovahMachiavelli)
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Being an asshole is more socially acceptable than calling someone out for being an asshole

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7w8ov/being_an_asshole_is_more_socially_acceptable_than/ (TheFartGallery)
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Brain automatically expands WTF but reads LOL as a word

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7w7lb/brain_automatically_expands_wtf_but_reads_lol_as/ (thedarkestrai)
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Since your digestive tract is a tube that's open at both sides, anything in it is technically still outside your body and just surrounded by it. Like something going through the hole in a donut.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7w677/since_your_digestive_tract_is_a_tube_thats_open/ (BEep_the_B0op)
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Making mosquitoes feed on the blood of other mosquitoes is a good way to end our eternal pain from mosquitoes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7w3x4/making_mosquitoes_feed_on_the_blood_of_other/ (BOWSunny)
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No advancement in science will be able to make it possible for people not to be born naked

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7w39s/no_advancement_in_science_will_be_able_to_make_it/ (moneybot13)
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If a toy in Toy Story dies then the other toys will watch them play with the corpse

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7w38y/if_a_toy_in_toy_story_dies_then_the_other_toys/ ([deleted])
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For an android that was programed to be surprised at everything, it was really shortsighted of Anakin to not give C3PO some mechanical eyebrows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7w2o8/for_an_android_that_was_programed_to_be_surprised/ (FarSideOfReality)
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When everyone has 3D printers will be able to email things

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7w29i/when_everyone_has_3d_printers_will_be_able_to/ (moneybot13)
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With all the websites that ask for our birthday, it's kinda sad how many don't actually wish us a happy one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7w1l3/with_all_the_websites_that_ask_for_our_birthday/ (Slipperyandcreampied)
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Rednecks have mullets to prevent them from getting red necks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7w13w/rednecks_have_mullets_to_prevent_them_from/ (TheGuyOnThatRoof)
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Protesting a shutdown and encouraging people to ingest disinfectant is very pro life because life will be better without those people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7vzny/protesting_a_shutdown_and_encouraging_people_to/ ([deleted])
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Listening to narcissist "trying" to small talk is so tiring

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7vzcp/listening_to_narcissist_trying_to_small_talk_is/ (psst531)
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When we're having the most difficult poos of our life, we make promises that we never keep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7vyx4/when_were_having_the_most_difficult_poos_of_our/ (Jonnyjc)
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Speaking is the sign language of the tongues.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7vvgp/speaking_is_the_sign_language_of_the_tongues/ (YutaYutaO)
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All the people injecting lysol and protesting the shutdowns are the people who make life terrible anyway so let them all be stupid together

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7vsbe/all_the_people_injecting_lysol_and_protesting_the/ (BasalGangliaaaaa)
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Celebrities need us more than we need them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7vr74/celebrities_need_us_more_than_we_need_them/ (Fellinlovewithawhore)
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Despite being bipedal Kangaroos don't walk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7vr0t/despite_being_bipedal_kangaroos_dont_walk/ (surkur)
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Let a man sit by your fire, he'll be warm for an evening. Light a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7vpo1/let_a_man_sit_by_your_fire_hell_be_warm_for_an/ (MrOrangeWhips)
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When the bass pumps so loud you think your car is breaking down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7vp63/when_the_bass_pumps_so_loud_you_think_your_car_is/ (Coby0218)
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Food doesn't actually go bad, things just eat it before you do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7vobh/food_doesnt_actually_go_bad_things_just_eat_it/ (tomodachi_boi)
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We want a dumb smart TV for privacy and a smart dumb TV for convenience.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7vkiq/we_want_a_dumb_smart_tv_for_privacy_and_a_smart/ (Cannibal_Dimsum)
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You could cosplay as Winnie the Pooh with just a red shirt and confidence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7a88n/you_could_cosplay_as_winnie_the_pooh_with_just_a/ (CrispyBawls)
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Adding a ‘the’ in “You are shit” changes it from an insult to a compliment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7a5es/adding_a_the_in_you_are_shit_changes_it_from_an/ (junothecat1)
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Some people who look on WebMD and get all paranoid really are going to die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7a3bt/some_people_who_look_on_webmd_and_get_all/ (hippiegodfather)
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With mindfulness, moments seem to last longer but life seems to go by faster.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7a2zc/with_mindfulness_moments_seem_to_last_longer_but/ (churniglow)
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There’s like nothing worse than shopping for your mom and buying the wrong thing for like 2x the price.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7a1vs/theres_like_nothing_worse_than_shopping_for_your/ (Fushigibama)
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The force that keep us all together is not love but gravity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7a0he/the_force_that_keep_us_all_together_is_not_love/ (bettershatter)
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We kill bugs for trespassing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g79zsa/we_kill_bugs_for_trespassing/ (Mumu2148)
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Spiderman must be super paranoid, he is constantly being told of every danger around him

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g79th2/spiderman_must_be_super_paranoid_he_is_constantly/ (Complex_doughnut)
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"set your clocks backward" is a confusing directive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g79s70/set_your_clocks_backward_is_a_confusing_directive/ (RoguePierogies)
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You shouldn't trust anyone when you're drunk, not even yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g79rmv/you_shouldnt_trust_anyone_when_youre_drunk_not/ (RyanMaybe)
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As we get older we realize there are much bigger demons out there than what we saw in the movies when we were kids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g79qkv/as_we_get_older_we_realize_there_are_much_bigger/ (ubewankenubi)
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Having the ability to see into the future will probably give you depression.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g79qfk/having_the_ability_to_see_into_the_future_will/ (DaMastarOfZaBate)
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If you are a lucky male, you may never have to see blood outside of someone’s body in your whole life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g79ol0/if_you_are_a_lucky_male_you_may_never_have_to_see/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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R/boneappletea is probably just a load of autocorrect mistakes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g79jn0/rboneappletea_is_probably_just_a_load_of/ (JurrasicdankPark)
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If you bake anything and have to let the dough rest, it will always get to rest for longer than you do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g79g24/if_you_bake_anything_and_have_to_let_the_dough/ (Grilnid)
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The true act of benevolence is not in resisting harming an ant, but resisting harming a mosquito.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g79fxp/the_true_act_of_benevolence_is_not_in_resisting/ (Milkatto)
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Fire is the only non-human thing that can sexually reproduce with humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g79dqt/fire_is_the_only_nonhuman_thing_that_can_sexually/ (SemperPieratus)
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Kirby turns into his food when it goes down the wrong pipe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g79arm/kirby_turns_into_his_food_when_it_goes_down_the/ (agmrpink)
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Reducing poverty by eradicating unemployment would result in the unemployement of those whose job is to help the poor

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g799wf/reducing_poverty_by_eradicating_unemployment/ (garancebosc)
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All camera lenses are round but all pictures are square.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g799uq/all_camera_lenses_are_round_but_all_pictures_are/ (__bigbackclock__)
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Mini-Me was Dr. Evil’s familiar

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g79935/minime_was_dr_evils_familiar/ (omnihedron)
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Poser and loser don't rhyme.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g798be/poser_and_loser_dont_rhyme/ (deportThefort20)
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Guys are better at opening jars and girls are better at reaching into them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g796lw/guys_are_better_at_opening_jars_and_girls_are/ (GamingBotanist)
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Rich people who donate millions of dollars get more dirt than rich people who don't donate anything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g796fy/rich_people_who_donate_millions_of_dollars_get/ (QasimTheDream)
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It's near impossible to describe the difference between 'left' and 'right'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g795yj/its_near_impossible_to_describe_the_difference/ (PatientParfait)
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The first AI will be a psychopath.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g795t5/the_first_ai_will_be_a_psychopath/ (wisdom_is_gold)
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You can just change every letter "e" to its Russia counterpart, which is "e" it looks exactly the same but plagiarism tools will see the texts differently

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g795mp/you_can_just_change_every_letter_e_to_its_russia/ (Oliver2393)
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Scandinavian languages are difficult to learn in practice because when the natives see you struggling with it, they'll just switch to english.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7950t/scandinavian_languages_are_difficult_to_learn_in/ (takaperoinen-miete)
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You could be getting out of bed on the day you die and have no idea

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g7943p/you_could_be_getting_out_of_bed_on_the_day_you/ (tgilliesuityt)
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By definition, jokes containing animal products are not vegan.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g793la/by_definition_jokes_containing_animal_products/ (RoguePierogies)
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Before you get a penis extension surgery...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g793fs/before_you_get_a_penis_extension_surgery/ (Sandpaper_Pants)
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In dreams, we can never seem to run fast when we need too, but we can sure hit the lottery multiple times.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g791f0/in_dreams_we_can_never_seem_to_run_fast_when_we/ (Deanothedino)
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In high school movies, everyone's locker is in perfect view of their crush's locker.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g791aj/in_high_school_movies_everyones_locker_is_in/ (arthritictongue)
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You don't ACTUALLY know how you look you could see "yourself" and everyone else could see something different

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g790z4/you_dont_actually_know_how_you_look_you_could_see/ (spyder2729)
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Everyone but you will find your mom hot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g78vk3/everyone_but_you_will_find_your_mom_hot/ (CriticalBiscuits)
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The flat Earth society has members from all around the globe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6zq8w/the_flat_earth_society_has_members_from_all/ (naturebeatsnurture)
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Everyone is so obsessed with having a story nowadays. Even bags of almonds. On the back of the bag it says our story. Like you have no story, you’re an almond.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6ld10/everyone_is_so_obsessed_with_having_a_story/ (influencedbyyou)
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The guy who discovered milk must have been doing some weird shit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6fm2z/the_guy_who_discovered_milk_must_have_been_doing/ (otakuninja232)
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A smart person says the right things. An intelligent person asks the right questions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6ddw1/a_smart_person_says_the_right_things_an/ (ldb477)
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At anytime someone driving a car can just floor it and kill you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6dd7m/at_anytime_someone_driving_a_car_can_just_floor/ (DeepwebSubmarine)
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House cats are still just wild animals who are too small to really fuck you up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6dd4d/house_cats_are_still_just_wild_animals_who_are/ (YouJustDownvoted)
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We only ever see the second half of all of those videos of people freaking out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6dc1j/we_only_ever_see_the_second_half_of_all_of_those/ (Diggitynes)
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Fantasy literature oftenly takes place in medieval universes because magic wouldn't be so overwhelmingly decisive in a world with modern science and modern weapons

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6dajt/fantasy_literature_oftenly_takes_place_in/ (pepe247)
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There were probably some heavy alcoholics throughout history that accidentally discovered mouth wash without realizing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6da7t/there_were_probably_some_heavy_alcoholics/ (The_Superstoryian)
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Strangers aren't always actually strange just like how waiters almost never wait.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6d8te/strangers_arent_always_actually_strange_just_like/ (Avid4Planes)
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Being gay is similar to being left-handed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6d864/being_gay_is_similar_to_being_lefthanded/ (always_grateful)
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Spotify is the only app that you want to collect your data

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6d7yw/spotify_is_the_only_app_that_you_want_to_collect/ (throawayboi)
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Boo Radley's life probably hasn't changed at all recently.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6d6v1/boo_radleys_life_probably_hasnt_changed_at_all/ (girlhaver)
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The smarter you are, the stupider you sound to stupid people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6d42r/the_smarter_you_are_the_stupider_you_sound_to/ (eagles_wentz11)
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In movies and serials, characters promise to bring back the missing alive by trying to find their body in the woods

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6d3un/in_movies_and_serials_characters_promise_to_bring/ (pfund)
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If bullets are the modern arrows then tanks are the modern platemail

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6d1yj/if_bullets_are_the_modern_arrows_then_tanks_are/ (BaronVonKekatron)
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The word “EVERYONE” contains three E’s, but it is the Y that sounds most like an E.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6d1lj/the_word_everyone_contains_three_es_but_it_is_the/ (gnarley_quinn)
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Most guys shake the gas nozzle after filling up on gas because that’s what we do after we piss.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6d1dd/most_guys_shake_the_gas_nozzle_after_filling_up/ (CtrlAltWrench)
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When we genuinely respect someone, we tend to communicate with them in a way that disappoints them the least.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6d09z/when_we_genuinely_respect_someone_we_tend_to/ (ldb477)
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Accents exist for every pair of languages. Spanish with a Chinese accent. Hindi with an Afrikaans accent. Swedish with a Russian accent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6d04d/accents_exist_for_every_pair_of_languages_spanish/ (Sarillexis)
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If you throw a rock into a river, it's possible that you were the last human in history to touch it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6cwij/if_you_throw_a_rock_into_a_river_its_possible/ (SSektor-953)
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Package delivery people are real-life Santa Clauses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6cwcz/package_delivery_people_are_reallife_santa_clauses/ (picklesandcucumbers)
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You thought you saw it all, then your girlfriend crys at a tik tok

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6cvz7/you_thought_you_saw_it_all_then_your_girlfriend/ ([deleted])
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Microwaveable food instructions always says to “Microwave on HIGH” but never on medium or low.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6cukh/microwaveable_food_instructions_always_says_to/ (Avenntus)
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It took Valve 13 years to advance the Half-Life timeline 13 seconds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6cswk/it_took_valve_13_years_to_advance_the_halflife/ (GoodoldgamerHK9)
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Bubbles would make great airborne biological warfare...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6cqhu/bubbles_would_make_great_airborne_biological/ (Thewolfiekitty)
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The more you scratch your eyes, the more you want to scratch your eyes. It's useless

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6cp6o/the_more_you_scratch_your_eyes_the_more_you_want/ (thiikn)
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The world seems like its going down hill because we have never experienced these events.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6cojz/the_world_seems_like_its_going_down_hill_because/ (itelldarkjokes)
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As male kids, it's embarrassing to pop a boner from just a brush of a hand or kissing, and a proud moment to be able to make it go back down. As men age, that quickly becomes the opposite.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6cmwd/as_male_kids_its_embarrassing_to_pop_a_boner_from/ (kakayurawr)
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The Undertaker’s (WWE wrestler that sits up when everyone thinks he’s K.O’d) funeral will be the most suspenseful funeral ever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6ckog/the_undertakers_wwe_wrestler_that_sits_up_when/ (Consistent-Major)
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There is beef, chicken, vegetable and seafood broth, but you never hear of pig broth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6cji3/there_is_beef_chicken_vegetable_and_seafood_broth/ (penelopiecruise)
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There is only one type of white Crayola crayon, but there are multiple types of black Crayola crayons.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6cjhb/there_is_only_one_type_of_white_crayola_crayon/ ([deleted])
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There is only one type of white crayons crayon, but there are multiple types of black crayons crayons.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6cixx/there_is_only_one_type_of_white_crayons_crayon/ ([deleted])
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The first ring ever built must have been very uncomfortable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6chb1/the_first_ring_ever_built_must_have_been_very/ (itelldarkjokes)
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We all think our ideas are original until someone else informs us otherwise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6ch5g/we_all_think_our_ideas_are_original_until_someone/ (doFt_tv)
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The English version of the “Tenchi Muyo” opening literally talks about what happens after action characters get together in movies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6ch1d/the_english_version_of_the_tenchi_muyo_opening/ (HouseFanatic64)
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It finally doesn't seem odd that 2010 was 10 years ago.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6cgz1/it_finally_doesnt_seem_odd_that_2010_was_10_years/ (lordouche)
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"Mask around the neck" is the new "Unbuckled bicycle helmet"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6cgnx/mask_around_the_neck_is_the_new_unbuckled_bicycle/ (zrfinite)
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If you can walk up stairs you can squat your own body weight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6cg6o/if_you_can_walk_up_stairs_you_can_squat_your_own/ (hardrock527)
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A civil engineer once told me, you can put wheels on the side of the tunnel to push cars, like hot wheels.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6cfz6/a_civil_engineer_once_told_me_you_can_put_wheels/ (moralsteve)
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With everyone wearing masks it will be impossible to read lips.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6cfti/with_everyone_wearing_masks_it_will_be_impossible/ (fordar)
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The ends of a loaf of bread are simultaneously the freshest and stalest pieces of bread in the bag

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6ceqv/the_ends_of_a_loaf_of_bread_are_simultaneously/ (The_Luxidoorian)
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No one has ever in history seen the present

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6cejp/no_one_has_ever_in_history_seen_the_present/ (Jedyom)
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The guy who named mashed potatoes and the guy who named eggplants are two polar opposites in food naming.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6cdyr/the_guy_who_named_mashed_potatoes_and_the_guy_who/ (itelldarkjokes)
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Being a bad liar isn't necessarily a bad thing, because when you do tell the truth, people believe you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6cdvz/being_a_bad_liar_isnt_necessarily_a_bad_thing/ (destroyer000lucky)
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Even when you are laughing, crying, or experiencing any emotion your inner voice sounds exactly the same

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6cdpp/even_when_you_are_laughing_crying_or_experiencing/ (bansheedude)
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Apparently orange juice and a raw egg blended together is a perfectly acceptable breakfast to the dad in The Never Ending Story.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6cc87/apparently_orange_juice_and_a_raw_egg_blended/ (tom_is_the_bomb)
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When you breathe it doesn't feel like you're hearing it from your ears

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6cb9q/when_you_breathe_it_doesnt_feel_like_youre/ (Matthewmoffo)
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You can’t imagine what it’s like to not have an imagination

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6cb02/you_cant_imagine_what_its_like_to_not_have_an/ (metromillerdogg)
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Someone holds the world record for spilling the most milk and they’ve probably stopped crying

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6c9jc/someone_holds_the_world_record_for_spilling_the/ (moranj3)
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If oats had nipples, their milk would not be vegan.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6c9a1/if_oats_had_nipples_their_milk_would_not_be_vegan/ (RoguePierogies)
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After years sperm cell growth, the fluid in the right testicle and the fluid in the left testicle are probably quite different from one another.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6c8zi/after_years_sperm_cell_growth_the_fluid_in_the/ (stickbar)
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If a word was misspelled in the dictionary, we would not know

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6c75b/if_a_word_was_misspelled_in_the_dictionary_we/ ([deleted])
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Technically, all porn is cuckold porn

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6c58s/technically_all_porn_is_cuckold_porn/ (MediocreMeat)
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the most well-known and famous and influential part of franz ferdinand's life was his death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6c57n/the_most_wellknown_and_famous_and_influential/ (PeJae)
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When talking about hair we talk about a lot of it as one (hair) yet few as plural (hairs)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6c3s6/when_talking_about_hair_we_talk_about_a_lot_of_it/ (metromillerdogg)
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The guy who shot franz ferdinand the ruler of austria hungary is indirectly responsible to japan being a lovable country

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6c273/the_guy_who_shot_franz_ferdinand_the_ruler_of/ (PeJae)
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Aubry Plaza is probably an example of a sociopath that got famous.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6c1iw/aubry_plaza_is_probably_an_example_of_a_sociopath/ (Dilinial)
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Us grouping Cleopatra in the same era as King Tut is almost like King Tut grouping us in the same era as Charlemagne.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6bzij/us_grouping_cleopatra_in_the_same_era_as_king_tut/ (Glass_Force)
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The only thing that's probably skipped over more often than the ToS is the intro life-stories on websites with food recipes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6bz85/the_only_thing_thats_probably_skipped_over_more/ ([deleted])
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Television manufacturing companies successfully use HD advertisements showing crisp textures and vivid colors, and we buy their TV because of how good it looks on our TV we already have.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6byos/television_manufacturing_companies_successfully/ (GulagLIVE)
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The lid on a cooking pot is technically a pot-head.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6bxvv/the_lid_on_a_cooking_pot_is_technically_a_pothead/ (charlesunit)
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No matter what you are doing your risk of dying is never zero

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6bx7m/no_matter_what_you_are_doing_your_risk_of_dying/ (Talbot107)
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We ask “Where’s Waldo?,” but never why Waldo.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6bvn2/we_ask_wheres_waldo_but_never_why_waldo/ (Editwhore)
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Dogs probably stare at us when we pee because they think we’re doing it in the wrong place

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6bv4n/dogs_probably_stare_at_us_when_we_pee_because/ (StrandedRipper)
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You often hear women complain about sex or gender discrimination, however, you almost never hear men upset over the fact that women dominate the foot job market.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6bupo/you_often_hear_women_complain_about_sex_or_gender/ (guminhyeok)
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Skinny people have less skin than larger people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6buet/skinny_people_have_less_skin_than_larger_people/ (among_shadows)
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We know ever number of every number ever known

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6bt8l/we_know_ever_number_of_every_number_ever_known/ (R3DFURY4251)
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If light is also a wave and sound is a wave... It's possible that there is a sound we can see and a colour we can hear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6bsc0/if_light_is_also_a_wave_and_sound_is_a_wave_its/ (The_Grizz94)
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Tom Holland's Spiderman is more than likely a virgin

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6bqo5/tom_hollands_spiderman_is_more_than_likely_a/ (myvirginityisstrong)
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A ramp is almost always a good substitute for stairs, but stairs are almost never a good substitute for a ramp.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6bqj2/a_ramp_is_almost_always_a_good_substitute_for/ (crankyblanky)
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People who are less happy see the world more realistic, so basically happy people are 'high on happiness'.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6boo9/people_who_are_less_happy_see_the_world_more/ (RV-01)
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Your dream self has a way more interesting life than your awake self.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6bo6l/your_dream_self_has_a_way_more_interesting_life/ (haddock420)
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If humans had cat/dog tails it would make lying a lot more difficult

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6bo5u/if_humans_had_catdog_tails_it_would_make_lying_a/ (Alissan_Web)
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It won’t be too long until Youtubers add face masks to their merchandise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6bo06/it_wont_be_too_long_until_youtubers_add_face/ (lowellll)
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The last one to die from a group of friends will got to all the funeral's but no one of them will go to his :(

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6bnrz/the_last_one_to_die_from_a_group_of_friends_will/ (scriiby)
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Billl Gates went from one of most terrifying and ruthless buisness man in the world to Mr. Rogers type of character in 20 years in our eyes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6bmz2/billl_gates_went_from_one_of_most_terrifying_and/ (Nefroti)
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Planting seeds is a form of artificial insemination.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6bmk2/planting_seeds_is_a_form_of_artificial/ (Editwhore)
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You don’t get in trouble if you don’t get caught. Same goes for cheaters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6bljk/you_dont_get_in_trouble_if_you_dont_get_caught/ ([deleted])
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Solving a Rubik’s Cube is pointless organization, and it’s also eight point organization.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6blh0/solving_a_rubiks_cube_is_pointless_organization/ (Editwhore)
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Human beings are water-cooled

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6bl1g/human_beings_are_watercooled/ (IGZ0)
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The same people who ignore scientists in real life are the ones who watch disaster movies and question why everyone ignores the scientist’s warnings before disaster strikes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6bk8y/the_same_people_who_ignore_scientists_in_real/ (ZeeStarr22)
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Anyone who says they are 100 percent certain of a future result is ignorant of or deliberately ignores statistical probability.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6bjro/anyone_who_says_they_are_100_percent_certain_of_a/ (ockaners)
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If someone told you that you were invincible and couldn’t feel pain, you would probably duck if they tried to punch you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6bjm5/if_someone_told_you_that_you_were_invincible_and/ (TeakKey7)
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A squirrel is a rat that has style

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6bix2/a_squirrel_is_a_rat_that_has_style/ (vexed_chexmix)
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If those X-ray glasses that are supposed to make you look through people's clothes really worked, you would mostly see black silhouettes due to the lack of light.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6bins/if_those_xray_glasses_that_are_supposed_to_make/ (Aduentus)
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You could probably hang someone with helium balloons

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6bhlj/you_could_probably_hang_someone_with_helium/ (yamsfor_lunch23)
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Bruce Banner would deal with some traumatizing loose skin if his transformation into the Hulk was a little more realistic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6bh5e/bruce_banner_would_deal_with_some_traumatizing/ (red-cold-river)
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You know you are in a great binge-watch mode when you see multiple "Halloween" and "Christmas" episodes on the same day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6bg6w/you_know_you_are_in_a_great_bingewatch_mode_when/ (roronoaDzoro)
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It'd be incredibly easy to steal a random suitcase from the baggage claim at an airport.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6bep4/itd_be_incredibly_easy_to_steal_a_random_suitcase/ (eagles_wentz11)
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If a pregnant woman is fully submerged underwater, she's technically a human submarine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6bel0/if_a_pregnant_woman_is_fully_submerged_underwater/ (MattBatz1991)
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The Swiss army must have been very confident in themselves winning if they all included a corkscrew on their army knives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6be10/the_swiss_army_must_have_been_very_confident_in/ (that-one-guy420)
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If all the grass in the world suddenly became sentient and able to independently control every individual blade mankind would probably be doomed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6bd44/if_all_the_grass_in_the_world_suddenly_became/ (sachdamasta)
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You probably have met a serial killer in your lifetime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6bam3/you_probably_have_met_a_serial_killer_in_your/ (thegoldendoodleone)
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The last remaining guy in "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind" would never stab his own eyes out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6b93i/the_last_remaining_guy_in_an_eye_for_an_eye_makes/ (TBSdota)
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Nothing feels worse than when google doesn't even know what your trying to explain/ask.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6b8s9/nothing_feels_worse_than_when_google_doesnt_even/ (DannyA88)
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People still eat those “marshmallow circus peanut” candies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6b8g4/people_still_eat_those_marshmallow_circus_peanut/ (postedUpOnTheBlock)
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If Google bought out Uber they would probably end up calling that part of the company "Güber."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6b6sk/if_google_bought_out_uber_they_would_probably_end/ (Jaymo1978)
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Tic-Tac-Toe stopped being fun once we figured out how to never lose.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6b68m/tictactoe_stopped_being_fun_once_we_figured_out/ (landerson22)
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With all these people wearing masks the world’s supply of boogers has probably plummeted

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6b4la/with_all_these_people_wearing_masks_the_worlds/ (fishfishfish77)
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Being dead must feel exactly the same as not being born yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6b48n/being_dead_must_feel_exactly_the_same_as_not/ (kulderzipke)
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There's almost a 100% chance that, somewhere, a broom has been up someone's ass

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6b415/theres_almost_a_100_chance_that_somewhere_a_broom/ (moduspwne)
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99% of feats go unrecorded and are only seen by a select few, or even nobody

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6b3pv/99_of_feats_go_unrecorded_and_are_only_seen_by_a/ (Wepehe)
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Everyone’s voice sounds different when played back, so comedians who do impressions probably have to hear themselves played back to make sure it sounds how they actually want it to

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6b2wg/everyones_voice_sounds_different_when_played_back/ (Chewbock)
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The upside of everyone having to wear masks is that you have a higher chance of getting away with farting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6b2sk/the_upside_of_everyone_having_to_wear_masks_is/ (PotatoBoi_69)
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Humans are a show to each other. We are the main character to lots of life frames other people live

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6b25i/humans_are_a_show_to_each_other_we_are_the_main/ (pwrd)
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Having big strong arms really does make it easier to pick up chicks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6b0xn/having_big_strong_arms_really_does_make_it_easier/ (_gameoverman)
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Animatronics were meant to resemble people, but people are told they look like animatronics when they’re bored or glazed over.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6azly/animatronics_were_meant_to_resemble_people_but/ (LongLiveThePrequels)
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There are more dead people than alive ones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6az5b/there_are_more_dead_people_than_alive_ones/ (Halzane)
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A lot of gangsters / criminals are dumb when they go by specific nicknames - they would get away with so much more if everyone just knew them by "Steve".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6az32/a_lot_of_gangsters_criminals_are_dumb_when_they/ (GhouliaRoberts)
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If you love someone and they know everything about you it's sweet. If you don't love someone and they know everything about you it's creepy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6ayu5/if_you_love_someone_and_they_know_everything/ (coolguydude5)
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Don't be so discouraged by others, especially when you realize half of those people are probably lying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6ay3r/dont_be_so_discouraged_by_others_especially_when/ (NowParanormal)
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There could be kids that believe that Animal Crossing's only characters are the ones in their villages

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6awzt/there_could_be_kids_that_believe_that_animal/ (ZenovajXD)
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As the world spirals out of control, dystopian teen fiction starts to look more like utopian teen fiction

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6awao/as_the_world_spirals_out_of_control_dystopian/ (Ambitious-Reindeer)
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A Single Piece of Clothing is Clothes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6aw9x/a_single_piece_of_clothing_is_clothes/ (Sour-kyle)
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If we could understand what animals were saying to each other, understanding what animals were saying probably wouldn’t be so cool.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6avt6/if_we_could_understand_what_animals_were_saying/ ([deleted])
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All kittens sound the same. All adult cats sound different.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6avga/all_kittens_sound_the_same_all_adult_cats_sound/ (weak-bones-banished)
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The lack of protein in vegan diets blocks sarcasm receptors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6au2u/the_lack_of_protein_in_vegan_diets_blocks_sarcasm/ ([deleted])
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You probably would have been recruited to be a surgeon if you made clothes for a living during WWI.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6atf5/you_probably_would_have_been_recruited_to_be_a/ ([deleted])
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Your country could be brainwashing you and you wouldn’t even know it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6aqmj/your_country_could_be_brainwashing_you_and_you/ (Charlieeh34)
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We probably won't have flying cars in 2120.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6apk2/we_probably_wont_have_flying_cars_in_2120/ (17vicky37)
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Putting. Periods. Between. Each. Word. Makes. You. Read. Slow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6ap3e/putting_periods_between_each_word_makes_you_read/ (rowsdowerismydad)
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With all of these masks being worn, people are smiling through their eyes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6ap2q/with_all_of_these_masks_being_worn_people_are/ (pursestrings19)
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You spend your whole life gathering guests for your funeral.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6aotm/you_spend_your_whole_life_gathering_guests_for/ (ChingChongWhatUWong)
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If you own a hydro flask and wear a choker, there’s a 99% chance your cat is named Luna.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6aoi2/if_you_own_a_hydro_flask_and_wear_a_choker_theres/ (ComeHereDevilLog)
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Instructions on how to use products will become the Rosetta Stone of the future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6anwt/instructions_on_how_to_use_products_will_become/ (step6666)
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The mirror might actually be a portal to a parallel world but our reflection is blocking us from entering.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6ammx/the_mirror_might_actually_be_a_portal_to_a/ (karto2287)
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The letter B is P but pregnant

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6ama0/the_letter_b_is_p_but_pregnant/ ([deleted])
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If a pencil is a pencil and a pen is a pen then the only difference is cil

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6alv3/if_a_pencil_is_a_pencil_and_a_pen_is_a_pen_then/ (OtherwiseLeader7)
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Big Macs kinda look like tubby bumble bees

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6al0o/big_macs_kinda_look_like_tubby_bumble_bees/ (Judi_Chop)
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Giving gold and platinum to good comments/posts is similar to giving a street performer a few bucks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6ajhh/giving_gold_and_platinum_to_good_commentsposts_is/ (Miko54)
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S'mores Pop-Tarts do not taste tart.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6aj45/smores_poptarts_do_not_taste_tart/ (trentluv)
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If you’ve been playing multiplayer games for more than 3 years, chances are someone you’ve played with/against has died.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6aiva/if_youve_been_playing_multiplayer_games_for_more/ (hungryfordonuts5)
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Sexual predators are practicing stranger danger

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6ai7q/sexual_predators_are_practicing_stranger_danger/ (ChickenGoesBAWK)
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It's amazing we can see so much when our eyes are so small.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6ah4m/its_amazing_we_can_see_so_much_when_our_eyes_are/ (Flutters1013)
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Potatoes can be enjoyed fried, baked, straight, curly. But your stomach has only had potatoes in the mashed form.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6agbm/potatoes_can_be_enjoyed_fried_baked_straight/ (ldnconfidential)
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It's entirely possible that there is another set of planets in orbit around the sun directly across from our set of planets, and that we've never seen them because the suns blocking them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6agat/its_entirely_possible_that_there_is_another_set/ ([deleted])
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You become a grown up when you realise you aren't.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6aej3/you_become_a_grown_up_when_you_realise_you_arent/ (Thetributeact)
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Placing the butterknife on the edge of the sink is a universal symbol of „maybe I‘ll make another sandwich later“

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6aegm/placing_the_butterknife_on_the_edge_of_the_sink/ (justimperator)
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Just saw the Amish out without masks. Did some one forget to tell the Amish. We forgot didn't we.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6ae0b/just_saw_the_amish_out_without_masks_did_some_one/ (licenseles5)
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If a sphere is round in 3 dimensions, and a circle is round in 2 dimemtions, a line is round in one dimention

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6adt8/if_a_sphere_is_round_in_3_dimensions_and_a_circle/ (woodslug)
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The pillows in coffins are probably really uncomfortable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6adei/the_pillows_in_coffins_are_probably_really/ (SpoonSArmy)
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Toupees only highlight a persons lack of hair

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6a9mk/toupees_only_highlight_a_persons_lack_of_hair/ (step6666)
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The amount of imaginary friends must be skyrocketing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6a8kh/the_amount_of_imaginary_friends_must_be/ (LoganXup)
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Pizza is an actual pie graph that represents how many slices of pizza are left

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6a6df/pizza_is_an_actual_pie_graph_that_represents_how/ (spell_boobs_with_a_z)
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People mostly use their drivers license to buy things that mess up their ability to drive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6a5s9/people_mostly_use_their_drivers_license_to_buy/ (that-one-guy420)
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It took us 4% of the earths lifetime to mess it up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6a4tc/it_took_us_4_of_the_earths_lifetime_to_mess_it_up/ (goldeyedragon801)
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Parents tell children that firemen, policemen, etc. are true heroes(and they are) to prove that heroes are real, but kids mostly don't care because they want to be superheroes, and have powers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6a3lr/parents_tell_children_that_firemen_policemen_etc/ (FilipUs0)
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Hanging up on someone used to be much more forceful

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6a39i/hanging_up_on_someone_used_to_be_much_more/ (moneybot13)
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Surgery is stabbing people to life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6a1rd/surgery_is_stabbing_people_to_life/ (xxRBXBossxx)
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A lot of people are finding out that the april fools day prank they pulled on their parents a few week ago by telling them that they were pregnant, were not really jokes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6a1nw/a_lot_of_people_are_finding_out_that_the_april/ (cbost)
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No one seems to want to eat snake eggs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g69zp5/no_one_seems_to_want_to_eat_snake_eggs/ ([deleted])
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influencer and internet star is very fancy way of saying unemployed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g69zk9/influencer_and_internet_star_is_very_fancy_way_of/ (fucko_007)
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We live in a world where a chess beginner can create an AI capable of defeating most intermediates and experts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g69zhh/we_live_in_a_world_where_a_chess_beginner_can/ (DanZmeN)
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Your kidneys are the Brita filters of your body, except much more efficient

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g69z22/your_kidneys_are_the_brita_filters_of_your_body/ ([deleted])
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"Tomorrow's another day" doesn't have the optimistic meaning it used to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g69y3b/tomorrows_another_day_doesnt_have_the_optimistic/ (Liberadots)
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When a company or gym for example offers you a better price for a membership after leaving they’re just admitting they were scamming you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g69wpi/when_a_company_or_gym_for_example_offers_you_a/ (that-one-guy420)
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Some our fundamental laws of physics could be based on an exception of a rule we haven't discovered yet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g69w5m/some_our_fundamental_laws_of_physics_could_be/ (my-name-is-blank)
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Tall people are expected to help short people reach high places due to long reach, but if tall people ask a short person to grab something they dropped it’d be insulting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g69v1a/tall_people_are_expected_to_help_short_people/ (that-one-guy420)
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Your underwear acts as an air filter when you fart

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g69uri/your_underwear_acts_as_an_air_filter_when_you_fart/ (greaseball18)
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Meditation is wonderful because it can tell you a lot about yourself and the way you perceive the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g69u4f/meditation_is_wonderful_because_it_can_tell_you_a/ (TurtleBork)
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We're living the movie Groundhog Day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g69ti7/were_living_the_movie_groundhog_day/ (throwitaway0192837)
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We could all be bacteria in an aquarium which is the universe and one day the fish die, the aquarium will be cleaned and we'll all be eradicated in a snap

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g69tds/we_could_all_be_bacteria_in_an_aquarium_which_is/ (Natural__Power)
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You can't describe someone as "running away from their problems," if their problems include exercising.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g69sq3/you_cant_describe_someone_as_running_away_from/ (Phatperson)
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All dog birthday parties are surprise parties

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g69sbk/all_dog_birthday_parties_are_surprise_parties/ (magnus202)
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There are people out there that go to pet stores to buy exotic animals just to eat them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g69s13/there_are_people_out_there_that_go_to_pet_stores/ (CodithEnnie)
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Rory Culkin looks like 10 year old Emilio Estevez

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g69rd6/rory_culkin_looks_like_10_year_old_emilio_estevez/ (JG82)
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Building a wooden treehouse around a tree is the same as building a house made of human flesh around a human

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g69occ/building_a_wooden_treehouse_around_a_tree_is_the/ (Master_Memer__)
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Blind people always knew that all Skittles had the same flavor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g69m1u/blind_people_always_knew_that_all_skittles_had/ ([deleted])
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Your parents could tell you that you’re whatever age the wanted, and you would have no clue if they are right or wrong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g69k22/your_parents_could_tell_you_that_youre_whatever/ (crazy_brazy22)
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The scariest thing about waterboarding is that it doesn't leave a mark

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g69k0w/the_scariest_thing_about_waterboarding_is_that_it/ (MysteryMilk)
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No one is born with a language pack is installed later

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g69jwb/no_one_is_born_with_a_language_pack_is_installed/ ([deleted])
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Animals have to eat their food wet when it rains.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g69ial/animals_have_to_eat_their_food_wet_when_it_rains/ (bc9toes)
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People probably don’t remember how long distances are because they were taught them when they were smaller

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g69i8n/people_probably_dont_remember_how_long_distances/ (captain_Natjo)
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Most scary bugs are found below the equator

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g69duo/most_scary_bugs_are_found_below_the_equator/ (smallboi42069)
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When you bark at your dog it’s probably super creepy for them. Imagine your dog started speaking gibberish all of a sudden and then it just stops and walks off like nothing happened.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g69c3g/when_you_bark_at_your_dog_its_probably_super/ (MacMan1233)
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No one ever uses the double zipper on a sweater.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g69brx/no_one_ever_uses_the_double_zipper_on_a_sweater/ (H343now1)
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The older you are, the more genuine your "LOL's"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g69b6y/the_older_you_are_the_more_genuine_your_lols/ (Jehree)
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Whoever first recorded his own voice probably thought he did it wrong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g699yh/whoever_first_recorded_his_own_voice_probably/ (nutsnerem)
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You only hear the humans grunt in Ice Age because the movie is from the animal's point of view.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g699hl/you_only_hear_the_humans_grunt_in_ice_age_because/ (PriceOfAnEgg)
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There are more people named Unique than named Common

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g695o6/there_are_more_people_named_unique_than_named/ (hearsdemons)
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There are probably people who have broken world records in private and nobody knows about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g695hi/there_are_probably_people_who_have_broken_world/ (Lil_Fishieeee)
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Testosterone is liquid manhood

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g694m8/testosterone_is_liquid_manhood/ (joesoldlegs)
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Knots are reverse engineered tangles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6948e/knots_are_reverse_engineered_tangles/ (rvadom)
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Sometimes it’s better to not know something, than know something, but not being able to do it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g693x0/sometimes_its_better_to_not_know_something_than/ (MrSoldierMan51)
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Hypocrites don’t care that they are hypocrites.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g693kd/hypocrites_dont_care_that_they_are_hypocrites/ (ydidyoueatmyfrys)
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If you gathered all the people with allergies in the world, you could figure out the secret ingredients to just about everything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g692wc/if_you_gathered_all_the_people_with_allergies_in/ ([deleted])
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Alcoholics probably aren’t morning people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g691yt/alcoholics_probably_arent_morning_people/ (bike46)
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When you are shaving, basically you are mowing your body’s lawn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g690yj/when_you_are_shaving_basically_you_are_mowing/ (Niqht0wl)
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I'm surprised nobody's started using "check your privilege" as a euphemism for "examine your zipper".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g690hi/im_surprised_nobodys_started_using_check_your/ (McRedditerFace)
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Listening to music and watching films in english are completely different experiences among native speakers and non native speakers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g690gd/listening_to_music_and_watching_films_in_english/ (France1413)
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A jump rope sounds less like an item and more like a command a crazy person would make.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g690g6/a_jump_rope_sounds_less_like_an_item_and_more/ (smokeymctokerson)
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You can’t create matter, so All candy is nature’s candy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g68zqs/you_cant_create_matter_so_all_candy_is_natures/ (Megablastoise98)
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A man never feels more peacefully, blissfully homicidal than when sharpening an axe in the middle of his yard with a whetstone for hours.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g68yux/a_man_never_feels_more_peacefully_blissfully/ (Drunken_Jarhead)
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The second guy to run a marathon must’ve been very brave

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g68yqt/the_second_guy_to_run_a_marathon_mustve_been_very/ (LadyDeadpool810)
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The fat acceptance movement is the only movement without movement.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g68xht/the_fat_acceptance_movement_is_the_only_movement/ (Dinomite35)
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Sometimes the people who want to keep everyone guessing are the stupid ones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g68xa2/sometimes_the_people_who_want_to_keep_everyone/ (DemocraticTerminator)
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Your license plate is probably the most expensive plate you own.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g68w1w/your_license_plate_is_probably_the_most_expensive/ (smokeymctokerson)
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Calming music is most of the times sad music with a different playlist title to manipulate your brain

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g68w0b/calming_music_is_most_of_the_times_sad_music_with/ (LzPupbun)
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Not wanting children is also not wanting an adult

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g68v0v/not_wanting_children_is_also_not_wanting_an_adult/ (moneybot13)
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Earth needs a Flag

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g68uli/earth_needs_a_flag/ (BiggieGames)
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People 25 years or older are going to get looked at as dirty people when they are old and stuck in their old fashion ways.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g68t14/people_25_years_or_older_are_going_to_get_looked/ (Robertduncan94)
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With the global shortage of latex gloves professional hitmen and assassins must be using some very creative solutions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g68suj/with_the_global_shortage_of_latex_gloves/ (darko13)
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An eggplant is a fruit. An egg plant is a chicken.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g68qm4/an_eggplant_is_a_fruit_an_egg_plant_is_a_chicken/ (Scruffaduff)
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The percentage of people cooking their frozen food in the oven versus the microwave has probably gone up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g68pi6/the_percentage_of_people_cooking_their_frozen/ (spilledmind)
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Can't own CGI movie props

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g68p7g/cant_own_cgi_movie_props/ (moneybot13)
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There are numbers that nobody have ever said

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g68p40/there_are_numbers_that_nobody_have_ever_said/ (Frazwho)
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On a cosmic scale, all people are roughly the same size.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g68odc/on_a_cosmic_scale_all_people_are_roughly_the_same/ (metkja)
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Blind people only hear commercials, so it must be annoying trying to distinguish from ads from the show

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g68nva/blind_people_only_hear_commercials_so_it_must_be/ (Sir_Devlit)
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Priests taking a confession are car washes for the soul.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g68npj/priests_taking_a_confession_are_car_washes_for/ (SomeSayThatToThisDay)
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Failure is more of a mindset than an action

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g68mr1/failure_is_more_of_a_mindset_than_an_action/ (Pace_major)
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Vampires are promiscuous not because they're immortal and bored out of their minds, they are promiscuous because they never suffer from any potential negative consequences of sex like STDs or unplanned pregnancies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g68ltx/vampires_are_promiscuous_not_because_theyre/ (sinabey)
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Since males experience PMS, our cycles probably sync when living together like female cycles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g68jyn/since_males_experience_pms_our_cycles_probably/ (RoguePierogies)
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There was probably a follicle of hair that controlled Linguini’s penis.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g68jm6/there_was_probably_a_follicle_of_hair_that/ (_4546B_)
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piss could technically be an onomatopeia

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g68iwe/piss_could_technically_be_an_onomatopeia/ (dipnorhyncus)
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Synonyms for both Solid and Hollow, complete opposites, are used as insults for stupidity. Thick as a plank, head like a sieve etc.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g68iez/synonyms_for_both_solid_and_hollow_complete/ (redlancaster)
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Secretly making a drawing of your crush when you are a child and giving it to her is considered cute. Secretly making a drawing of your crush when you are an adult man and giving it to her is considered creepy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g68i02/secretly_making_a_drawing_of_your_crush_when_you/ (lieV_aapje)
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There's going to be a romance movie set during these times that involve the romantic interest taking off their mask and revealing they were hot all along

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g68hab/theres_going_to_be_a_romance_movie_set_during/ (dlxfuentes)
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Birthdays are a celebration for another year your parents dedicated to raising you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g68h0z/birthdays_are_a_celebration_for_another_year_your/ (bigboy2791)
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If everything is connected, humans must be the eyes of the universe, looking back on itself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g68gw7/if_everything_is_connected_humans_must_be_the/ (allexkramer432)
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Most zombies in the Plants vs Zombies game died vegans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g68g1i/most_zombies_in_the_plants_vs_zombies_game_died/ (DazzleMeee)
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Typing a password when someone is watching is similar to taking a piss next to someone in a public urinal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g68ewo/typing_a_password_when_someone_is_watching_is/ (Agadius)
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Pizza is one of the few foods that get eaten from the inside out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g68eaf/pizza_is_one_of_the_few_foods_that_get_eaten_from/ (Penis_Bees)
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Snoke is technically Rey’s uncle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g68dtk/snoke_is_technically_reys_uncle/ (TheSameGamer651)
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Typing a password correctly with someone watching somewhat gives the same feeling is almost as difficult as peeing in a public urinal with a guy next to you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g68bay/typing_a_password_correctly_with_someone_watching/ ([deleted])
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A Lego person lives in the house that made out of his flesh.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g689th/a_lego_person_lives_in_the_house_that_made_out_of/ (sheakspeares)
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An insane person doesn't question their sanity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6877f/an_insane_person_doesnt_question_their_sanity/ (roastedtoperfection)
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Coffee - great hot/great cold/ bad lukewarm. Diet coke great cold/tolerable lukewarm/bad hot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6872t/coffee_great_hotgreat_cold_bad_lukewarm_diet_coke/ (phish_tacos)
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Zoom's virtual background is cool, but what they really need is a filter to add pants.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g686zf/zooms_virtual_background_is_cool_but_what_they/ (nholthaus)
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Technically, there is no 'sky'. There is an atmosphere, but we treat the sky like some magical ceiling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g686na/technically_there_is_no_sky_there_is_an/ (ForeverGing3r)
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A scarf is kinda like foreskin for your neck.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g686kd/a_scarf_is_kinda_like_foreskin_for_your_neck/ (RedditEffigy)
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A chef that cooks in front of you at a restaurant is the lap dancer of the fine dining industry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g68684/a_chef_that_cooks_in_front_of_you_at_a_restaurant/ ([deleted])
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'Free' has so many meanings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6866f/free_has_so_many_meanings/ (Grahoovian)
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Mayonnaise is one of those rare substances that is great with so many things, but just absolutely revolting when eaten by itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g683tz/mayonnaise_is_one_of_those_rare_substances_that/ (phish_tacos)
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Coffee evolving caffeine for its' own benefit must be one of the dumbest Darwin awards ever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g68364/coffee_evolving_caffeine_for_its_own_benefit_must/ ([deleted])
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If you're a Seeker but you're team is more than a 150 points down, then you actually turn into a beater but for the snitch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g682k5/if_youre_a_seeker_but_youre_team_is_more_than_a/ (MegamanDS)
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The word EVEN is even and ODD is odd.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g682gz/the_word_even_is_even_and_odd_is_odd/ (Gagan_Karna)
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The Everlasting Gobstopper is a terrible idea financially because a kid would only have to buy one and be set for life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g680l1/the_everlasting_gobstopper_is_a_terrible_idea/ (jimmybabino)
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When you go grocery shopping you’re really just renewing your subscription for having food in your fridge

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g67zyh/when_you_go_grocery_shopping_youre_really_just/ (CrumblyGryphon3)
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Monolinguals have no idea how much multilinguals look down on them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g67zpv/monolinguals_have_no_idea_how_much_multilinguals/ (T2ve)
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WALL•E can be seen as a sequel to The Lorax.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g67znd/walle_can_be_seen_as_a_sequel_to_the_lorax/ (Steoret)
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Asking a woman her age in amazement has turned into flattery over the years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g67z2c/asking_a_woman_her_age_in_amazement_has_turned/ (Despicable_carl)
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The person who invented the dishwasher probably saved more marriages than therapists

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g67xg6/the_person_who_invented_the_dishwasher_probably/ (CivilJohnny)
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If you water water it grows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g67wli/if_you_water_water_it_grows/ (Anthadvl)
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A good comeback to a guy saying only real fans... Is only fake fans make only real fans posts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g67wdm/a_good_comeback_to_a_guy_saying_only_real_fans_is/ (ilayrev123)
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Being the ancestors of chickens dinosaurs could have tasted like them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g67vha/being_the_ancestors_of_chickens_dinosaurs_could/ (4THKOGM)
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sArCaStIc FoNt ironically requires more care and attention than typing normally.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g67va4/sarcastic_font_ironically_requires_more_care_and/ (PoolSharkPete)
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Honey is the only animal vomit that we mass-produce to consume.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g67ufu/honey_is_the_only_animal_vomit_that_we/ (Styles5000)
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There is no "i" in the word "eye" or "aye"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g67u8r/there_is_no_i_in_the_word_eye_or_aye/ (yodaddy301)
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Most people who die of a heart attack (and similarly, cancer) never even picture themselves as being at risk of one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g67sux/most_people_who_die_of_a_heart_attack_and/ (SupremoZanne)
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Germaphobes have suddenly disappeared in plain sight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g67rvd/germaphobes_have_suddenly_disappeared_in_plain/ (ArsenikShooter)
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Your teeth are a collaboration work of all the dentists that have ever worked on them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g67r36/your_teeth_are_a_collaboration_work_of_all_the/ (Kendzix)
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The opposite of "Wholesome" is "Part Full" which is still optimistic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g67r2o/the_opposite_of_wholesome_is_part_full_which_is/ (KarlCuddles)
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We were all children once, but as adults we spend our life wondering and studying about the mysterious behavior and psychology of children.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g67q3i/we_were_all_children_once_but_as_adults_we_spend/ (rolenbolen)
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The craziest people might just be the ones that sound the most sane.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g67nzj/the_craziest_people_might_just_be_the_ones_that/ (egg_on_my_spaghet)
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Instant ramen packets are the perfect example of why seasoning can make or break a dish.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g67k4x/instant_ramen_packets_are_the_perfect_example_of/ (hockeygirlx1)
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In a world where homophobia never evolved, straight guys would likely be putting many more things in their butts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g67i97/in_a_world_where_homophobia_never_evolved/ (stuffthatsnsfw)
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Calzones are an italian version of a cornish pasty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g67hdp/calzones_are_an_italian_version_of_a_cornish_pasty/ (Pickledjho)
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Nature seems to distribute talent across all races and economic classes, but cultural and financial opportunity is required for it to reveal itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g67gcg/nature_seems_to_distribute_talent_across_all/ (Eppshome)
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Transformers is about a race that fights for their depleting resources of blood

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g67fij/transformers_is_about_a_race_that_fights_for/ (Sevariys)
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At an atomic level, heat and speed are the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g67faq/at_an_atomic_level_heat_and_speed_are_the_same/ (youremakingmeanxious)
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Barefoot has more grip on the ground then crocs if it's dry, but when it's wet barefoot has no grip and the crocs have a stronger grip

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g67f9q/barefoot_has_more_grip_on_the_ground_then_crocs/ (BRUH_THESE_HOES_MAD)
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The pen1s is literally the fountain of life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g67den/the_pen1s_is_literally_the_fountain_of_life/ (leonardocortereal)
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Camera lenses are circular while the image is square

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g67cjd/camera_lenses_are_circular_while_the_image_is/ ([deleted])
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It's possible that having a million dollars will be common, but you will need a billion to buy a house

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g67bp4/its_possible_that_having_a_million_dollars_will/ (j0hnk50)
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we all have been “born yesterday” once in a lifetime

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g679sz/we_all_have_been_born_yesterday_once_in_a_lifetime/ (lucipol)
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Yesterday it was impossible to own 1 dollar’s worth of oil.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6799t/yesterday_it_was_impossible_to_own_1_dollars/ (geckyume69)
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If rich people had to carry all their money with them everywhere they go, they may opt to be less rich.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g677p8/if_rich_people_had_to_carry_all_their_money_with/ (Teelk3007)
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We could be entering the golden age of cosplay, emphasis on superheros

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6751y/we_could_be_entering_the_golden_age_of_cosplay/ (j0hnk50)
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We generally base how we judge the "healthiness" of a condiment or dip not on the qualities of the dip itself, but on the type of foods it is most often paired with.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g674k1/we_generally_base_how_we_judge_the_healthiness_of/ (Aurelianshitlist)
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The toothbrush mustache style was ruined by one person single-handedly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g67318/the_toothbrush_mustache_style_was_ruined_by_one/ (campwn86)
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Living a life with no crush and no partner is tougher than a life with a crush but no partner.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g66yjl/living_a_life_with_no_crush_and_no_partner_is/ (DarkKnight_Jedi)
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All Video Games are Cartoons but not all Cartoons are Video Games

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g66xf5/all_video_games_are_cartoons_but_not_all_cartoons/ (Sour-kyle)
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If you are a weeb and want to drink healthier, drink water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g66wq1/if_you_are_a_weeb_and_want_to_drink_healthier/ (_Diavolo)
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Toy Story would have been gruesome from a dog toy’s perspective

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g66vbt/toy_story_would_have_been_gruesome_from_a_dog/ (MentalBuddy)
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Lamps in video games use real electricity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g66tq7/lamps_in_video_games_use_real_electricity/ (htvkogedyzg)
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You wake up when you die in a dream because the brain doesn’t know what happens after death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g66tk2/you_wake_up_when_you_die_in_a_dream_because_the/ ([deleted])
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The fact that our pets are so eager to eat eat the shitty scraps we give them probably says something about their kibble

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g66rpu/the_fact_that_our_pets_are_so_eager_to_eat_eat/ (yeppbrep)
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Every thermal insulator is an electrical insulator but every electrical insulator is not a thermal insulator.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g66re6/every_thermal_insulator_is_an_electrical/ (256Moin256)
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When you eat an egg, you aren't eating a baby chicken; you're eating the INGREDIENTS of a baby chicken

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g66rd4/when_you_eat_an_egg_you_arent_eating_a_baby/ (Hidden_Sturgeon)
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People who can't stop thinking they don't have a crush on someone while thinking about that person, probably have a crush

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g66oxy/people_who_cant_stop_thinking_they_dont_have_a/ (ixigrekke)
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Some animals probably think its weird that humans mask their scents with deodorants and perfume whilst they do everything they can to spread theirs as a territorial marker.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g66okv/some_animals_probably_think_its_weird_that_humans/ (KingDegenerate1)
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A dog’s entire body is it’s scalp.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g66o15/a_dogs_entire_body_is_its_scalp/ (TheUltimateJack)
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Chiropractic offices being closed as non-essential will finally make people realize it's just pseudoscience nonsense.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g66ncr/chiropractic_offices_being_closed_as_nonessential/ (StoolCupBlue)
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Everyone knows the exact speed in which to sing "Happy Birthday" even without confirming it with the other people singing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g66n6o/everyone_knows_the_exact_speed_in_which_to_sing/ (Rpark888)
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VIP theaters with bed-seats are most likely invented by one of those guys who likes to go to a movie theater and fall asleep right away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g66lor/vip_theaters_with_bedseats_are_most_likely/ (sinabey)
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Speed units are shown as "mph" and "m/s" but you never see "m/h" or "mps"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g66ldy/speed_units_are_shown_as_mph_and_ms_but_you_never/ (Timtanium707)
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Rubber ducks will become obsolete when everyone starts taking showers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g66k18/rubber_ducks_will_become_obsolete_when_everyone/ (KingDegenerate1)
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There are still full grown adults out there that pull their pants all the way down when peeing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g66jcf/there_are_still_full_grown_adults_out_there_that/ (karto2287)
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The fact that the mom in Stewart Little didn’t freak out and squish Stewart when he first started talking in the orphanage is more unrealistic than a talking mouse

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g66j52/the_fact_that_the_mom_in_stewart_little_didnt/ (PrimeAres)
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The unreachable itch is basic evidence that we humans need to rely on one another.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g66irw/the_unreachable_itch_is_basic_evidence_that_we/ (FireWaterSquaw)
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We clench our butts as a reflex to fear so that no one can fuck us in the ass.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g66hww/we_clench_our_butts_as_a_reflex_to_fear_so_that/ (sarangifiedd)
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You don’t miss your ex as a person. You missed the attention they gave

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g66hwc/you_dont_miss_your_ex_as_a_person_you_missed_the/ (pattisss)
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If you cross your arms you become one long meat tube walking about

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g66hcy/if_you_cross_your_arms_you_become_one_long_meat/ (MarkyMark13)
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Weddings were probably pretty simple before everyone started trying to one-up each other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g66g01/weddings_were_probably_pretty_simple_before/ (chrmon2)
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Reviving an old D&D campaign would allow for a very authentic amnesia story line.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g66dtl/reviving_an_old_dd_campaign_would_allow_for_a/ (Beige_Mage)
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The needle of a syringe may have produced more fear than horror movies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g66dr0/the_needle_of_a_syringe_may_have_produced_more/ ([deleted])
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Opening a bottle of carbonated drink makes the same sound as a cat makes to ward off predators.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g66cy8/opening_a_bottle_of_carbonated_drink_makes_the/ (hkniazi)
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Considering there's no children in GTA, it may take place in the same universe as 'Children of Men'.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g66cdv/considering_theres_no_children_in_gta_it_may_take/ ([deleted])
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Self-driving cars would make it easier to throw the cops of your trail

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g66c7p/selfdriving_cars_would_make_it_easier_to_throw/ (cuinthesky)
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Starlink also enables complete global surveillance by the powerful.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g66bt2/starlink_also_enables_complete_global/ (churniglow)
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Angry birds might be angry because of us throwing them around

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g666ot/angry_birds_might_be_angry_because_of_us_throwing/ (moon-person)
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When filling up on gas, men are probably more likely to shake the gas nozzle before putting it back than women are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6656n/when_filling_up_on_gas_men_are_probably_more/ (ashthundercrow)
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The longer your dick the less noise you make while peeing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6650k/the_longer_your_dick_the_less_noise_you_make/ (Tkeyy204)
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If you make wishes to be more fortunate, by tossing a coin down a Wishing Well, then you haven't been wishing well

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g664aa/if_you_make_wishes_to_be_more_fortunate_by/ (IntenseScrolling)
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People like zoo’s and museum’s why not combine the two and make it a muezoom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6634c/people_like_zoos_and_museums_why_not_combine_the/ (Enceladus95)
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Your future self is talking shit about you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g662tc/your_future_self_is_talking_shit_about_you/ (NeatTalk)
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If the Arabic language is written from right to left, then when you type in passwords in Arabic do they start from the right too...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g662o2/if_the_arabic_language_is_written_from_right_to/ (Itsameandie)
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Given all the whining Luke Skywalker did in the Original Star Wars trilogy, you would think he would made a bigger fuss over the fact that he was forced to grow in poverty on a desert planet while his sister became a Princess...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6610y/given_all_the_whining_luke_skywalker_did_in_the/ (Stonewalled89)
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The only common sense things are the 5 senses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g660pu/the_only_common_sense_things_are_the_5_senses/ (AtopWind)
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Beans are a fruit, therefore refried beans are a pan-fried fruit smoothie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g65z92/beans_are_a_fruit_therefore_refried_beans_are_a/ (Deontas)
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The highest clouds in the sky have flat tops and poofy bottoms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g65x42/the_highest_clouds_in_the_sky_have_flat_tops_and/ (DJKewlAid)
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You probably have a number of legs above the avarege

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g65vna/you_probably_have_a_number_of_legs_above_the/ (gmezzenalopes)
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All working chefs are professional chefs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g65uij/all_working_chefs_are_professional_chefs/ (BiggestForts)
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There are no inappropriate questions, only inappropriate answers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g65t1h/there_are_no_inappropriate_questions_only/ (MercutioElessar)
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Not being able to remember a tv season you've already seen is almost as frustrating as forgetting your childhood

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g65sa2/not_being_able_to_remember_a_tv_season_youve/ (death_awaits_us_all)
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Serial killers must be going more stir crazy than the rest of us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g65rkw/serial_killers_must_be_going_more_stir_crazy_than/ (elevenatexi)
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Washing really long hair feels like an olympic sport sometimes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g65qw3/washing_really_long_hair_feels_like_an_olympic/ (Andrei___)
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Shrek 2 was the first kids movie to show uncensored ass and pussy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g65pvk/shrek_2_was_the_first_kids_movie_to_show/ (__Dawn__Amber__)
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Humans don’t have tails so instead we wag our knees

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g65pch/humans_dont_have_tails_so_instead_we_wag_our_knees/ (SKYROTPM)
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"2,000 people died in a 24hr period" is going to be perceived as good news.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g65olv/2000_people_died_in_a_24hr_period_is_going_to_be/ (unidentifiedsubob)
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High School is a game where you unlock new calculator buttons as you level up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g65nia/high_school_is_a_game_where_you_unlock_new/ (cuinthesky)
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We dream about our dreams

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g65lo2/we_dream_about_our_dreams/ (Andwhy99)
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If everything happens for a reason the nothing is unreasonable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g65ktr/if_everything_happens_for_a_reason_the_nothing_is/ (loserlonerray)
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If you’re feeling under the weather, just fly to an altitude of about 40,000 feet, most clouds don’t form there

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g65i7h/if_youre_feeling_under_the_weather_just_fly_to_an/ (Shrrade)
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There are probably fewer mines in France than most people would assume, and more mimes in other countries than most people would assume.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g65hhk/there_are_probably_fewer_mines_in_france_than/ (BreatheMyStink)
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Cool kids are fool kids that pull it off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g65gmv/cool_kids_are_fool_kids_that_pull_it_off/ (loserlonerray)
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Maybe drawing a decent looking face is hard because we are so good at recognizing them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g65fq0/maybe_drawing_a_decent_looking_face_is_hard/ (L33P3)
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People only post nudes because they want positive reinforcement and are insecure.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g65ewd/people_only_post_nudes_because_they_want_positive/ (FakeNBakeLakeStreet)
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You never feel the need to brush your teeth in front of a mirror but it still makes you uncomfortable when you brush your teeth without using a mirror

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g65blk/you_never_feel_the_need_to_brush_your_teeth_in/ (Aquansus)
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The opposite of an underdog is an overdog.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g65agl/the_opposite_of_an_underdog_is_an_overdog/ (AmuroRay0704)
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There is no better way to discover your surroundings than buying a bike

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g65767/there_is_no_better_way_to_discover_your/ (gutmiko)
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Percentage only exists because, for some reason, we're better at comprehending numbers in relation to 100 than numbers in relation to 1.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6569z/percentage_only_exists_because_for_some_reason/ (Will_Do_Like_Mildew)
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Cakes are never cut and served horizontally

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g655xo/cakes_are_never_cut_and_served_horizontally/ (moneybot13)
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Most animals have never seen their own reflection.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g655vp/most_animals_have_never_seen_their_own_reflection/ (AbominableSnake)
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People will need to learn to smile with their eyes so people knows that they are smiling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g655kj/people_will_need_to_learn_to_smile_with_their/ (rocketmkfx)
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It’s ironic that cigars are seen as more masculine than a cigarette when all you’re doing is sucking a larger phallic object

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g651es/its_ironic_that_cigars_are_seen_as_more_masculine/ (Xironitee)
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Whoever created the tradition of not letting the groom see the brides dress until the wedding has saved thousands of men from hundreds of excruciating shopping hours.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g64y9b/whoever_created_the_tradition_of_not_letting_the/ (unrealgrunt94)
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Those cheap cigars you get at any gas station for blunts is the only tobacco product that makes more money from having less tobacco in it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g64y0f/those_cheap_cigars_you_get_at_any_gas_station_for/ (SirGanjaSpliffington)
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There might be a language, in which the lip movement while speaking it is it's written form.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g64xyw/there_might_be_a_language_in_which_the_lip/ (Syed-Ashik)
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“Eye can see you” is a true statement if you are reading it and false if you are saying it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g64xhu/eye_can_see_you_is_a_true_statement_if_you_are/ (Snoop324)
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I'm not the only one that sings in the shower.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g64uv5/im_not_the_only_one_that_sings_in_the_shower/ (Zorrpan)
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People who like cooking are actually niche chemists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g64tz7/people_who_like_cooking_are_actually_niche/ (BaronEFT)
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Since Joe Exotic is Gay he is a Tiger Queen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g64th4/since_joe_exotic_is_gay_he_is_a_tiger_queen/ (Unlost_maniac)
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Some people are genetically 10% more banana than others.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g64svb/some_people_are_genetically_10_more_banana_than/ (IsaTheNoob)
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The characters in those future movies that wear masks are much more relatable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g64shv/the_characters_in_those_future_movies_that_wear/ (Duckieyupyupyup)
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Every child gets to experience what it feels like to be an older sibling except for the youngest child of the family.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g64sdx/every_child_gets_to_experience_what_it_feels_like/ (stranger2Me)
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Being a little kid is being drunk without alcohol

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g64r3v/being_a_little_kid_is_being_drunk_without_alcohol/ (ldfortheTree)
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We wouldn't watch paint dry, but we'd watch a 3D printer print.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g64pnm/we_wouldnt_watch_paint_dry_but_wed_watch_a_3d/ (snowycheeks)
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When looking for something, it will always be “in the last place you checked”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g64p7v/when_looking_for_something_it_will_always_be_in/ (BoopBoop20)
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The biology tests on parts of the brain shows how much our brain knows about itself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g64nfl/the_biology_tests_on_parts_of_the_brain_shows_how/ (Tornadocan)
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If your residence is also your place of employment, you are at hork or wome.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g64lld/if_your_residence_is_also_your_place_of/ (JoeFas)
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Many paintings probably witnessed their artists masturbating.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g64lbu/many_paintings_probably_witnessed_their_artists/ (meesterfahrenheit)
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The plural of Jesus should be Jesi because of cactus and cacti

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g64kkd/the_plural_of_jesus_should_be_jesi_because_of/ (Ultimate_Genius)
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Women think men are holding them to unrealistic beauty standards, when in reality they're holding themselves to those standards

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g64jgv/women_think_men_are_holding_them_to_unrealistic/ (FunnyPhrases)
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There’s people who have died on their one billionth second of life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g64jay/theres_people_who_have_died_on_their_one/ (Deathbysnusnubooboo)
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It's a good thing dogs have fur around their mouths. Otherwise, they'd probably have chapped lips from all the licking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g64ixr/its_a_good_thing_dogs_have_fur_around_their/ (bigdingushaver)
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Some schools probably have a fuck tonnes worth of phones/ belongings etc left in lockers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g64irc/some_schools_probably_have_a_fuck_tonnes_worth_of/ (chrisfowell1)
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You can be your own grandpa.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g64ht2/you_can_be_your_own_grandpa/ (MaxTyree)
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Obi-Wan Kenobi is a Sith by his own logic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g64h0d/obiwan_kenobi_is_a_sith_by_his_own_logic/ (How2rick)
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Plants convert sunlight to energy but humans get tired after a day in the sun

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g64e68/plants_convert_sunlight_to_energy_but_humans_get/ (AnotherAllie89)
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If you could “see” AM and FM radio waves, the FM waves would stay the same brightness and change color and AM waves would stay the same color and change in brightness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g64dvd/if_you_could_see_am_and_fm_radio_waves_the_fm/ (HelpingPhriendlyPhan)
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There are 365, or 7 billion birthdays.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g64d7l/there_are_365_or_7_billion_birthdays/ (Whatabutt_)
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Looking at a shower thought gets you thinking

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g64d5y/looking_at_a_shower_thought_gets_you_thinking/ (MajorKman)
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There's going to be a lot of office calendars that will never be flipped to April

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g64cka/theres_going_to_be_a_lot_of_office_calendars_that/ (groovybear)
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If you went to the past, you'd be a Living Bio Weapon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g64alt/if_you_went_to_the_past_youd_be_a_living_bio/ (AmuroRay0704)
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People who tend to take geography lightly will be mistaken that only animals especially lemurs inhabited the island of Madagascar.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g649y4/people_who_tend_to_take_geography_lightly_will_be/ ([deleted])
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People who watch review videos all day must be very boring to talk to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g649i9/people_who_watch_review_videos_all_day_must_be/ (AcidBathVampire)
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Some guy probably decided to have 3 meals every day and everyone just followed him.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g648c3/some_guy_probably_decided_to_have_3_meals_every/ (megumegu748748)
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Garfield is a heckin chonker

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6486o/garfield_is_a_heckin_chonker/ (Jozif_Badmon)
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There's an increasing amount of atmosphere/air trapped in mammals simultaneously as their total populations grows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6478u/theres_an_increasing_amount_of_atmosphereair/ (RocketDagoh)
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Out of all the people you walk past every day, a least one of them will suffer directly or indirectly from some sort of crime, but it's just a normal day for you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g646nn/out_of_all_the_people_you_walk_past_every_day_a/ (Line69_)
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Geniuses probably have an extremely clean room/workspace or an extremely messy one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g646dt/geniuses_probably_have_an_extremely_clean/ (clockface365)
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With all the people wearing masks, it must be difficult for deaf people to communicate with those who don't know sign language.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g645x8/with_all_the_people_wearing_masks_it_must_be/ (blankforge)
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If reincarnation is real your dog could be Ted Bundy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g643ye/if_reincarnation_is_real_your_dog_could_be_ted/ (kateefacee)
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Your saliva never tastes weirder when you think you may have accidentally gotten toxic chemicals into your mouth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g643x8/your_saliva_never_tastes_weirder_when_you_think/ (kozycat309)
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A lot of times, you don’t feel yourself breathing, or know you’re breathing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g643tc/a_lot_of_times_you_dont_feel_yourself_breathing/ (DisneyFull)
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With so many wearing masks, it must be difficult for dead people to communicate to those who don't know sign language.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g642si/with_so_many_wearing_masks_it_must_be_difficult/ ([deleted])
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You could look and sound really weird, but not know if everyone around you was very polite.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g642bx/you_could_look_and_sound_really_weird_but_not/ (Demetersson)
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Tonight you might just go to sleep and never wake up. You'd have no idea why or how.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g64219/tonight_you_might_just_go_to_sleep_and_never_wake/ (Line69_)
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Drivers who honk right when a red light turns green have some of the fastest reflexes on earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g640pl/drivers_who_honk_right_when_a_red_light_turns/ (GildDigger)
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PPE sounds exactly like pp

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g640l1/ppe_sounds_exactly_like_pp/ (samhayes500)
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The weird things that you do to prove that you have free will (because they are so random, how would you be predetermined to do them) can just as easily be seen as an omnipotent being controlling you in a way to prove that you don’t have free will (because why would you do that with your free will)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g63xfc/the_weird_things_that_you_do_to_prove_that_you/ (MichaelSaurusRox)
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No edge or point is sharp if you zoom in close enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g63w3s/no_edge_or_point_is_sharp_if_you_zoom_in_close/ (john-wack)
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Fatherfucker is truly the rarest insult.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g63ud5/fatherfucker_is_truly_the_rarest_insult/ (Jake_Chavira)
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Russell Brand could portray an incredible Jafar, and a dark biopic on the character has potential to be interesting as hell.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g63t13/russell_brand_could_portray_an_incredible_jafar/ (PizzaVacuum)
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There's gonna be people with anxiety who never stop wearing gloves and masks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g63sqk/theres_gonna_be_people_with_anxiety_who_never/ (d311h0p)
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Tim Burton is probably a character that Johnny Depp has been playing for decades

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g63rrq/tim_burton_is_probably_a_character_that_johnny/ (jsheskierfau)
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A Toy Story live action remake would scare the crap out of all of us in so many different ways

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g63mp5/a_toy_story_live_action_remake_would_scare_the/ (HowardtheDuck275)
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Video games like Animal Crossing show that people are willing to work so long as the necessary tools are provided in a pleasant environment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g63mcf/video_games_like_animal_crossing_show_that_people/ (The_Tightest_Anus)
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It’s like waking up and happily realizing that the daily traffic jam commute was all just a bad dream.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g63ksf/its_like_waking_up_and_happily_realizing_that_the/ (SomethingSinful)
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The rise of complete gender equality has caused the word “gentleman” to be replaced with “simp”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g63jat/the_rise_of_complete_gender_equality_has_caused/ ([deleted])
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In an argument, saying “You always need to have the last word” is a way to try and get the last word.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g63ixm/in_an_argument_saying_you_always_need_to_have_the/ (norbellina)
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Rain must really hurt birds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g63ixg/rain_must_really_hurt_birds/ (StMcAwesome)
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It's is weird that razors which are designed to cut small hairs are the standard of sharpness

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g63in8/its_is_weird_that_razors_which_are_designed_to/ (The_mutant9)
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You know what's difficult? Rejecting somebody because you have differences, not because you have conflict. The pang of pain hits hard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g63hle/you_know_whats_difficult_rejecting_somebody/ (b0OT33)
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Maybe Stormtroopers don’t have bad aim, maybe the Jedi are using the force to push the blasters away in the slightest and using the bad shots as ammunition to deflect back to the troopers… for all we know, the Jedi could be the ones “pulling the trigger” so to speak…

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g63fot/maybe_stormtroopers_dont_have_bad_aim_maybe_the/ (B_lovedobservations)
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If angels existed in real life they’d probably look like that guy who neglected leg day in the gym due to the fact that they probably just fly instead of walking everywhere

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g63fg0/if_angels_existed_in_real_life_theyd_probably/ (surebegrandlike)
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Thanks to social media, adults will probably never again know the joy of losing touch with the kids that bullied them back in school.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g63ex7/thanks_to_social_media_adults_will_probably_never/ (kaysirrah)
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Many snarky/funny replies by corporate accounts on social media are probably the result of an overworked marketing writer forgetting which profile they're using.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g63e8t/many_snarkyfunny_replies_by_corporate_accounts_on/ (The_Ivliad)
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We're all receiving the same data, our minds just translate it differently.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g63doz/were_all_receiving_the_same_data_our_minds_just/ (ZinfulGraphics)
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People dislike short phone chargers for the same reason they do their job better: they discourage use while charging.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g63cd7/people_dislike_short_phone_chargers_for_the_same/ (BlondBoy2)
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We all have photos in our phones that no one has ever seen, not even us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g63b7q/we_all_have_photos_in_our_phones_that_no_one_has/ (Bakuryu91)
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Super secret best friend handshakes are in danger of going extinct.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g63aqu/super_secret_best_friend_handshakes_are_in_danger/ (uberblack)
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Nowadays people showoff by quoting " The Real Me"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g639v1/nowadays_people_showoff_by_quoting_the_real_me/ (atomsmasher42)
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The inside of french fires taste like mashed potatoes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g638eb/the_inside_of_french_fires_taste_like_mashed/ (YeetYaAw)
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After the year you were born in ends, the population of the people born in the same year as you will only go down

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g637lh/after_the_year_you_were_born_in_ends_the/ (Razornarwhal)
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No human is rich enough to buy WinRar.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g637g1/no_human_is_rich_enough_to_buy_winrar/ (atomsmasher42)
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Llamas look like someones drawing of a horse from just a description

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g63764/llamas_look_like_someones_drawing_of_a_horse_from/ (Julianverse156)
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You will never lose a friend if you don't have any in the first place...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g636k5/you_will_never_lose_a_friend_if_you_dont_have_any/ (RoguePierogies)
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When you find a liking for something etc, a show or a person, you see that specific thing everywhere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g636f8/when_you_find_a_liking_for_something_etc_a_show/ (SpiiderOlogy)
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The first ones to discover fire probably burnt themselves but didn’t know what burning was

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g634jn/the_first_ones_to_discover_fire_probably_burnt/ (Getete)
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We won't cram up next to strangers on a bus to let another 10 people on but we'll accept drugs off a total stranger who bought them off another stranger who possibly shat them out a few hours prior to inhale, snort or inject that shit into our body with little more than a second's thought.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6344p/we_wont_cram_up_next_to_strangers_on_a_bus_to_let/ (ImNudeyRudey)
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The higher up the economic food chain you go the less you deal with paper money.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g633pz/the_higher_up_the_economic_food_chain_you_go_the/ (That_doesnt_go_there)
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Technically you still open an automatic door

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g632e0/technically_you_still_open_an_automatic_door/ (ty1ercommando)
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If almonds had nipples their milk would not be vegan

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g631mn/if_almonds_had_nipples_their_milk_would_not_be/ (RoguePierogies)
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People argue over pineapple on pizza because nobody puts anchovies on pizza anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g631a7/people_argue_over_pineapple_on_pizza_because/ (Smakes25)
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"ABCs" has as many syllables as "alphabet".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g630gd/abcs_has_as_many_syllables_as_alphabet/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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Rainbows and northern lights are glitches in the system.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g62yfz/rainbows_and_northern_lights_are_glitches_in_the/ (hawthy)
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It must be very uncomfortable for a centaur to jack off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g62vjo/it_must_be_very_uncomfortable_for_a_centaur_to/ (thisnamexsits42)
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Ransomware attacks could be a lot more effective if instead of leaking your data, they threatened to send your browser history to your parents.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g62v9f/ransomware_attacks_could_be_a_lot_more_effective/ (legitninja420)
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People are okay with dirty dishes at someone else’s house but not okay with laundry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g62u2j/people_are_okay_with_dirty_dishes_at_someone/ (R-SLASH-M)
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In the coming years, due to the face-masks, a lot of smiles are going to stay hidden.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g62tg4/in_the_coming_years_due_to_the_facemasks_a_lot_of/ (Dexter_davis)
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We consider an hour round-trip to be a fairly long journey, but before cars an hour round-trip would probably have been very little

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g62spn/we_consider_an_hour_roundtrip_to_be_a_fairly_long/ (mantistobogganxo)
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"Wage Slaves" are not really slaves but they are serfs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g62r1e/wage_slaves_are_not_really_slaves_but_they_are/ (David_Diron)
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There’s going to be a day when someone says “Is that a man made star or real star in the sky?”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g62qr6/theres_going_to_be_a_day_when_someone_says_is/ (AwesomReno)
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Any word can be a curse word if we all agree to it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g62qik/any_word_can_be_a_curse_word_if_we_all_agree_to_it/ (DaMastarOfZaBate)
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You don’t realize how many people visit a store on a normal until you make every one of them wait in a line

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g62p8h/you_dont_realize_how_many_people_visit_a_store_on/ (legallytaken)
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Younger ppl don’t go by dick the way older people do ....dicks are dying off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g62oiz/younger_ppl_dont_go_by_dick_the_way_older_people/ (worsethanbirth)
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If you water water, it grows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g62ms5/if_you_water_water_it_grows/ ([deleted])
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Biting the loose skin off the inside of your mouth and swallowing it, technically makes you a cannibal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g62lhh/biting_the_loose_skin_off_the_inside_of_your/ (samanthuhh)
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We become aware of breathing when told about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g62l3e/we_become_aware_of_breathing_when_told_about_it/ (MrQuesada)
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The main cast of any sitcom will always come across as self-centered jerks due to the fact that they are in a show that centers around them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g62kgy/the_main_cast_of_any_sitcom_will_always_come/ (ARealFool)
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People who frequently wear soccer jerseys are generally on both extreme ends of the socioeconomic scale.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g62jsx/people_who_frequently_wear_soccer_jerseys_are/ (C-Ron)
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You finish your favorite movie 100%, but your favorite porn never gets finished.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g62j3t/you_finish_your_favorite_movie_100_but_your/ (AnonAh525252)
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Gambling/betting on a race is the adult version of pooh sticks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g62hkq/gamblingbetting_on_a_race_is_the_adult_version_of/ (jbrunton4)
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The more well known a song is, the less known the song's exact lyrics become.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g62hhw/the_more_well_known_a_song_is_the_less_known_the/ (NexusReforged)
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Robin Hood split an arrow, so maybe he is "the boy who shoots the arrows" that the Tin Man was referring to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g62hh2/robin_hood_split_an_arrow_so_maybe_he_is_the_boy/ (gregory_the_smarmy)
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Actors/actresses in TV series actually get a glimpse of their future personal lives during work - teenagers do scenes of high school & college students, those in their 20s do scenes of marriage and work lives, those in the 30s and beyond do scenes of marriage, divorce, retirement and death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g62h81/actorsactresses_in_tv_series_actually_get_a/ (premierfeu)
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Shouldn't we be saying wed-nes-day, not "wensday"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g62h2r/shouldnt_we_be_saying_wednesday_not_wensday/ (coldhardcorndog)
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Ghost whisperers and psychic mediums are all telling the truth but can only give vague/inaccurate information under scrutiny because ghosts are actually assholes who mess with them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g62fbi/ghost_whisperers_and_psychic_mediums_are_all/ (ActualLivingEgg)
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If we could actually get to take pictures from our eyeballs, no one accounted for that the top edges of our noses are in the way if our constant vision.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g62e4a/if_we_could_actually_get_to_take_pictures_from/ (karto2287)
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In the sandcastle of human existence, we’re all trying to arrange our personal grains of sand before the approaching wave of entropy envelops and erases.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g62cl7/in_the_sandcastle_of_human_existence_were_all/ (rpeytonp)
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We are an endangered species.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g62axs/we_are_an_endangered_species/ (BigDaddyDrank)
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Doing the same thing again will make you get exp

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g629xn/doing_the_same_thing_again_will_make_you_get_exp/ (Vinitin)
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The majority of numbers are not positive, nor are the majority of numbers negative.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g629j7/the_majority_of_numbers_are_not_positive_nor_are/ (DaGoalieMonsta13)
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It’s unprecedented how much ’unprecedented’ has been said lately.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g628pn/its_unprecedented_how_much_unprecedented_has_been/ ([deleted])
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If a homeless person makes something it's not homemade

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g627w3/if_a_homeless_person_makes_something_its_not/ (GameIvan46)
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The letter B is P but pregnant

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g627oy/the_letter_b_is_p_but_pregnant/ (TimeRat228)
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Craig might have something on his list which might not be on Craigslist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g6277l/craig_might_have_something_on_his_list_which/ (sKrill0)
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Nothing makes you look less normal than acting normal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g626yn/nothing_makes_you_look_less_normal_than_acting/ ([deleted])
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People born blind are probably bad at phone sex

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g625gi/people_born_blind_are_probably_bad_at_phone_sex/ (AilanMoone)
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That one spot of soft carpet in your house that never gets walked on must feel very useless.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g620z2/that_one_spot_of_soft_carpet_in_your_house_that/ (MakeMeZucc)
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You can sing amazing grace in the tune of Gilligan’s Island.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g61z17/you_can_sing_amazing_grace_in_the_tune_of/ (Spacegeek2425)
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In 50 years, instead of grandmas saying "Don't forget a scarf, dear!" They'll be saying "Don't forget a mask!"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g61y7o/in_50_years_instead_of_grandmas_saying_dont/ (pralinecream)
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Local business will be impacted the most in the near future while big business will gain more power

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g61x2h/local_business_will_be_impacted_the_most_in_the/ ([deleted])
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Information is derived from things arranged “in formation” rather than arranged randomly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g61vs1/information_is_derived_from_things_arranged_in/ (fartfartpoo)
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All of these digital tours for real estate have a lot of thieves taking notes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g61usv/all_of_these_digital_tours_for_real_estate_have_a/ (andytothelake)
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It's ok to not finish Bethesda games because they don't either.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g61uqp/its_ok_to_not_finish_bethesda_games_because_they/ (PretendThisIsAName)
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Been sheltering in place for a month and a half and no wonder pets run around randomly and have bursts of energy, they really want to go outside or are too cooped up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g61s97/been_sheltering_in_place_for_a_month_and_a_half/ (maxanor)
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If a bird thinks the first thing it sees is it's Mom, then were you to show it a mirror it would live life thinking it was its own mother.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g61rwo/if_a_bird_thinks_the_first_thing_it_sees_is_its/ (NightwalkerE_Prime)
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Someone probably had to find out the hard way that chocolate is bad for dogs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g61py8/someone_probably_had_to_find_out_the_hard_way/ (B19B0y124)
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Fooling the Thought Bot with misspelings is harder than comming up with an originel thought.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g61pda/fooling_the_thought_bot_with_misspelings_is/ (Mumblix_Grumph)
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Trees must think we humans are in a terrible hurry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g61p3q/trees_must_think_we_humans_are_in_a_terrible_hurry/ (David_Diron)
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For an arborist, money literally grows on trees.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g61n4o/for_an_arborist_money_literally_grows_on_trees/ (Spuffle)
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The saying is to “give” a blowjob implying that it is a gift. Most men would agree.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g61mth/the_saying_is_to_give_a_blowjob_implying_that_it/ (hutimuti)
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The first friend you end up ghosting is your imaginary one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5sgfh/the_first_friend_you_end_up_ghosting_is_your/ (moneybot13)
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Wearing a mask makes it nearly impossible to hear and understand some people talk. Never realized how many people mumble when they talk normally.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5sgb3/wearing_a_mask_makes_it_nearly_impossible_to_hear/ (snowmanmcgeefordayz)
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Nobody imagines a silent laser beam

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5sdcn/nobody_imagines_a_silent_laser_beam/ (DrFaust1729)
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If you didn't grow up with siblings you probably didn't have anyone to try weird things with like eating dog food or ants

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5scgy/if_you_didnt_grow_up_with_siblings_you_probably/ (purplayes)
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Good news is that school shootings are down 100% for the month of April so far

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5sbmt/good_news_is_that_school_shootings_are_down_100/ (Bayunc0)
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Smelling your own breath all day wearing a mask has probably made lots of people question their oral hygiene habits.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5s8zd/smelling_your_own_breath_all_day_wearing_a_mask/ (DamnTheUserName)
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Dogs getting overly excited to leave the house for a half hour is becoming more understandable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5s8tf/dogs_getting_overly_excited_to_leave_the_house/ (GravyxNips)
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The word “dongle” is a good example of a word for an ordinary object which sounds kinda obscene

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5s7hh/the_word_dongle_is_a_good_example_of_a_word_for/ (goldtribute)
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With oil at $-40 a barrel, someone's going to get the brilliant idea of dumping it in the ocean.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5s5t4/with_oil_at_40_a_barrel_someones_going_to_get_the/ (luminarium)
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Heartwarming thought: It's likely that most dogs have smooth (sometimes greasy) fur on the top of their head due to all the petting they receive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5s4b6/heartwarming_thought_its_likely_that_most_dogs/ (herder-of-goats)
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The Sphinx is a furry being a human animal combo

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5s3x0/the_sphinx_is_a_furry_being_a_human_animal_combo/ (_DragonBlade_)
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When you buy movies from a streaming service, it's really just unlimited rentals dependent on an internet connection.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5s395/when_you_buy_movies_from_a_streaming_service_its/ (OK_Compooper)
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When you are told ‘red like ketchup’ or ‘yellow like mustard’, you think of the bottles instead of the actual liquid condiment itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5s0vt/when_you_are_told_red_like_ketchup_or_yellow_like/ (TheRedJanuary)
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The lap is Schrödinger’s cat of body parts as it simultaneously exists and doesn’t exist depending if you’re sitting or standing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5s0hc/the_lap_is_schrödingers_cat_of_body_parts_as_it/ (step6666)
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Ripping up money is the really the same as destroying gold.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5rzj1/ripping_up_money_is_the_really_the_same_as/ (King_Gamereon777)
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It is almost impossible to look at a word without its pronunciation sounding in your brain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5ryie/it_is_almost_impossible_to_look_at_a_word_without/ (King_Gamereon777)
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If you walk half way towards a goal each attempt, you will never reach it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5rwng/if_you_walk_half_way_towards_a_goal_each_attempt/ (RoguePierogies)
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People that put dozens of irrelevant tags on their posts and show up in your feed for no reason are a major part of the problem.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5rwi5/people_that_put_dozens_of_irrelevant_tags_on/ (ExistentialYurt)
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Everything is kinda pointless in the grand scheme of things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5ruos/everything_is_kinda_pointless_in_the_grand_scheme/ (Nate870)
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Blood is 95% water thus it is cordial

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5rsh5/blood_is_95_water_thus_it_is_cordial/ (GismoRose)
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Whenever a spider is on a person they must be living Shadow of the Colossus IRL

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5rsaa/whenever_a_spider_is_on_a_person_they_must_be/ (Papazotic)
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A huge amount of subatomic particles go through human body every day, making us a walking colanders.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5rrek/a_huge_amount_of_subatomic_particles_go_through/ (NMBL1992)
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Men die before women because they are gentlemen and want to open Heaven's gate for them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5rrc1/men_die_before_women_because_they_are_gentlemen/ (kingxks)
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Getting stabbed with a wood knife if basically still just getting a splinter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5rqau/getting_stabbed_with_a_wood_knife_if_basically/ (someGUYwithADHD)
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Any company that makes employees physically commute to work when they could WFH can't really claim to be "green"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5rqa1/any_company_that_makes_employees_physically/ (bamboo-lemur)
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If a large enough section of the population banded together, you could create the illusion of fringe ideologies being practiced even when they are not

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5rnrj/if_a_large_enough_section_of_the_population/ (ValidatingUsername)
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French fries dipped in a chocolate shack is proof that most all food combinations can be delicious

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5rnns/french_fries_dipped_in_a_chocolate_shack_is_proof/ ([deleted])
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All lights in video games are powered by real life electricity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5rmtp/all_lights_in_video_games_are_powered_by_real/ ([deleted])
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Having a full leg cast while suffering from RLS must be torture.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5rlvj/having_a_full_leg_cast_while_suffering_from_rls/ (GB570)
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When a motivational speaker is only good at motivational speaking then his success is kind of flawed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5rltr/when_a_motivational_speaker_is_only_good_at/ (mayermail1977)
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People probably felt phantom cell phone vibes before cell phones but never realized what it was...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5rklx/people_probably_felt_phantom_cell_phone_vibes/ (Super-Deluxe)
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Dollar candy is starting to disappear

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5rhx2/dollar_candy_is_starting_to_disappear/ (moneybot13)
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IN GTA6 there will be a female, gay and or trans character you play as.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5rg0z/in_gta6_there_will_be_a_female_gay_and_or_trans/ (Hollogamer)
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The person you're looking for in Hide n Seek is always in the last place you look

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5rfuo/the_person_youre_looking_for_in_hide_n_seek_is/ (Infinity69420)
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A blackholes edible if you try hard enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5rez8/a_blackholes_edible_if_you_try_hard_enough/ (niconinja230)
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Leaving the universe just makes it bigger

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5rccs/leaving_the_universe_just_makes_it_bigger/ (hekkerchino)
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A chicken is one of the only animals you can eat before its born and after it's dead

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5rc6z/a_chicken_is_one_of_the_only_animals_you_can_eat/ (Jeracobra)
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Cavier is fish boba

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5rboi/cavier_is_fish_boba/ (ddebbzz)
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There is only one shade of black; everything else is gray

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5razv/there_is_only_one_shade_of_black_everything_else/ (GriffinBoss109)
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RShift is the most forgotten key on the keyboard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5rali/rshift_is_the_most_forgotten_key_on_the_keyboard/ (DaddyCal0)
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In Shawshank Redemption, Morgan wasn’t Freeman until the end of the movie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5raiq/in_shawshank_redemption_morgan_wasnt_freeman/ (will-i-ever-care)
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When someone farts and you smell it, think of it as having your nose up their hind quarters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5r9pl/when_someone_farts_and_you_smell_it_think_of_it/ (KydenKatFish)
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When you're are young, a year is a big age difference and then when you're middle aged, it's not that big of a difference and when you're very old, it's a big age difference again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5r9ea/when_youre_are_young_a_year_is_a_big_age/ (Anti-hollowkid)
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When David Blaine dies nobody is gonna believe it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5r8m7/when_david_blaine_dies_nobody_is_gonna_believe_it/ (radastronaut)
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The guy who invented the screw probably deserves more credit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5r6yg/the_guy_who_invented_the_screw_probably_deserves/ (ultranothing)
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A liquid is literally just a gas under pressure.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5r5if/a_liquid_is_literally_just_a_gas_under_pressure/ (clpratt316)
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A lot of people are going to shit themselves on the way to work once commuting begins again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5r4t4/a_lot_of_people_are_going_to_shit_themselves_on/ (getinthevan315)
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We’d all feel vindicated if a report revealed that Toyota actually did manufacture the Prius with speedometers that read 10-15 mph under the speed limit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5r4lo/wed_all_feel_vindicated_if_a_report_revealed_that/ (blurmageddon)
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If the Blip killed half of all living creatures in the MCU instantly, you could conclusively prove when life begins, with huge philosophical repercussions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5r34y/if_the_blip_killed_half_of_all_living_creatures/ (guideandnerdy)
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Gig is a neat buzzword for corporation slave

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5r244/gig_is_a_neat_buzzword_for_corporation_slave/ (chopinrocks)
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Perry the Platypus isn't that good of a Secret Agent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5qzx6/perry_the_platypus_isnt_that_good_of_a_secret/ (LeopoldMandic)
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It’s not a good heist movie without lasers despite the fact that regular motion detectors are probably a lot more reliable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5qxh1/its_not_a_good_heist_movie_without_lasers_despite/ (AbbyClaw)
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Toddlers probably think that most grownups spend their workdays identifying farm animal noises.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5qwyg/toddlers_probably_think_that_most_grownups_spend/ (greatbigdogparty)
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Trying to figure out which end of a new garbage bag opens was the original figuring out which way a USB goes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5qu73/trying_to_figure_out_which_end_of_a_new_garbage/ (Axedtea)
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You can tell right away when a spoon is bent at the wrong angle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5qtzn/you_can_tell_right_away_when_a_spoon_is_bent_at/ (UYScutiPuffJr)
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It's going to be weird when people stop wearing masks and we start seeing faces again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5qtg7/its_going_to_be_weird_when_people_stop_wearing/ (here_for_answers)
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White undercover cop cars would probably be more undercover than the usual black cars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5qt90/white_undercover_cop_cars_would_probably_be_more/ (NoPunIntended44)
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Candles in video games actually consumes real electricity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5qsaj/candles_in_video_games_actually_consumes_real/ (Unicornivore)
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Valve made Half Life: Alyx in VR to see what a Half Life game looks like in VR, probably in preparation for Half Life 3.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5qs3e/valve_made_half_life_alyx_in_vr_to_see_what_a/ (Impulse3000)
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If you are thrown into outer space without a suit, nothing kills you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5qpfw/if_you_are_thrown_into_outer_space_without_a_suit/ (Ranzear)
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Suddenly, walking into a business wearing a mask isn't so weird.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5qnp7/suddenly_walking_into_a_business_wearing_a_mask/ (y_a_e_t)
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if you get into your first car crash and don't die, then it's the first car crash you've survived.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5qnfs/if_you_get_into_your_first_car_crash_and_dont_die/ (mercedezbeans)
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Television commercials have seemingly switched from needing to advertise products, to being able to get by with simply mentioning the store is actually open in the first place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5qlwu/television_commercials_have_seemingly_switched/ (Fermats-Last-Account)
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If someone had four eyes they would probably need glasses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5qkmv/if_someone_had_four_eyes_they_would_probably_need/ (BS_Degree)
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People stay stupid because they don't want to risk being aliened by their friends by developing contrary thoughts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5qgu5/people_stay_stupid_because_they_dont_want_to_risk/ (Pikkko)
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If the oceans were made of milk, that would probably be really disgusting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5qe83/if_the_oceans_were_made_of_milk_that_would/ (harv0930)
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The bottoms of our feet look funny.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5qdm9/the_bottoms_of_our_feet_look_funny/ (SterlingCasanova)
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Cold water is heavier than warm water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5qd9c/cold_water_is_heavier_than_warm_water/ (creeptrick)
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Different foods can be spicy and sweet, but only salt can be salty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5qc4h/different_foods_can_be_spicy_and_sweet_but_only/ (chieftaom6)
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Dipping tortilla chips into fruits sounds weird, but that’s what guacamole and salsa mostly are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5q9u6/dipping_tortilla_chips_into_fruits_sounds_weird/ (mrkln)
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Our cats must think we have superpowers when we shock them with static electricity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5q8vk/our_cats_must_think_we_have_superpowers_when_we/ (Azar002)
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Humans lucked out because we evolved to reproduce by doing something pleasant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5q8ce/humans_lucked_out_because_we_evolved_to_reproduce/ (datcherries)
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We stop aging when we die, but we don’t stop getting older

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5q7di/we_stop_aging_when_we_die_but_we_dont_stop/ (DVoorhees64)
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Wearing jeans suddenly feels all dressed up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5q6wy/wearing_jeans_suddenly_feels_all_dressed_up/ (dealers_choice)
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If you lost a piece without knowing it You wouldn’t know if you used one of the extra pieces in a lego set

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5q4y0/if_you_lost_a_piece_without_knowing_it_you/ (italian-tacos)
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At some point in history it was decided that women would typically let their hair grow long and men would keep theirs short

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5q2j9/at_some_point_in_history_it_was_decided_that/ (mantistobogganxo)
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You can be absolutely positive, but you cannot be absolutely negative, because absolute values of negatives are positive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5q1s4/you_can_be_absolutely_positive_but_you_cannot_be/ (CyberDalek6401)
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Soon there will be some weird relationship rule where it's okay to sometimes text/talk on the phone with a friend your SO is uncomfortable with but never to videochat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5q0e1/soon_there_will_be_some_weird_relationship_rule/ (JonhaerysSnow)
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You can never have too many alarms set, gotta be sure to wake up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5pyol/you_can_never_have_too_many_alarms_set_gotta_be/ (Extreme_Rider_04)
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"People before profit," is not a good slogan slavers and organ traffickers to hear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5pygj/people_before_profit_is_not_a_good_slogan_slavers/ (Atalkingpizzabox)
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Tiger King is the most Florida thing and over 90% of it takes place in Oklahoma

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5pxc0/tiger_king_is_the_most_florida_thing_and_over_90/ (Bankrupt-R-Us)
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Maybe Jeff Bezos is really just the Lex Luthor of Earth Prime

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5px6q/maybe_jeff_bezos_is_really_just_the_lex_luthor_of/ (Yomigi)
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If one dies without having sex, he / she is the only one from thousands of ancestors who didn't get laid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5pwww/if_one_dies_without_having_sex_he_she_is_the_only/ (Mechamod2)
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When you walked on stone pavements, most likely as a child, you played hopscotch on it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5pwta/when_you_walked_on_stone_pavements_most_likely_as/ (LaLaLoopsyland)
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Headlights look like the eyes of any car, but they do the exact opposite.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5pwc5/headlights_look_like_the_eyes_of_any_car_but_they/ (SpxEngineer)
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There is no differences between drugs and alcohol expect the latter is more social acceptable to be on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5pw3e/there_is_no_differences_between_drugs_and_alcohol/ (Punkblue)
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You know you’ve won the cult leadership game when all your blind followers believe everyone else are sheep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5pvj7/you_know_youve_won_the_cult_leadership_game_when/ (ikaramazovspoema)
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When someone wants to send a message in a bottle you’re probably better off using plastic than glass cuz glass breaks but plastic lasts forever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5puz0/when_someone_wants_to_send_a_message_in_a_bottle/ (HippieCorps)
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Dogs have buttcheeks but not a buttcrack

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5pthg/dogs_have_buttcheeks_but_not_a_buttcrack/ (philswift_roblox)
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The "Winter Wonderland" song is considered a Christmas song, even though it doesn't even mention Christmas.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5pt1t/the_winter_wonderland_song_is_considered_a/ (Blucatt)
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There must be some guys out there that have never been hit in the nuts living in constant fear having heard about the experience from other men

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5prsd/there_must_be_some_guys_out_there_that_have_never/ (IrohsWisdomTea)
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There is no noise more annoying than someone bouncing a basketball when there's no basketball hoops anywhere around.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5prcu/there_is_no_noise_more_annoying_than_someone/ (PeeB4uGoToBed)
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"Preparing to take a shit" is an acceptable answer if someone asks what you're doing when you're eating.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5pqlw/preparing_to_take_a_shit_is_an_acceptable_answer/ (puranjay_rma)
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If Newton's 3rd law didn't exist and you leaned on the wall, the wall would infinitely fall with you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5pod8/if_newtons_3rd_law_didnt_exist_and_you_leaned_on/ (Seddest)
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Face masks are the new mustache

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5pmee/face_masks_are_the_new_mustache/ (dontdrinkthewater90)
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May be the reason we need to close our eyes to dream is because the brain need something to project it on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5pm9d/may_be_the_reason_we_need_to_close_our_eyes_to/ (ThatApurv)
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most superheroes, despite being incredibly skilled fighters, still have a 0 kd

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5plzg/most_superheroes_despite_being_incredibly_skilled/ (OrsdtrichMeowden)
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If humans had thick enough fur, nobody would really care about aging

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5pleu/if_humans_had_thick_enough_fur_nobody_would/ (racheneko)
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You're older than almost anyone in the Fallout franchise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5pl8d/youre_older_than_almost_anyone_in_the_fallout/ (Haydenny600)
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Pigeon holing people into mental health diagnosis only dilutes proper bounding of symptomology and recovery for people actually suffering

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5pjbe/pigeon_holing_people_into_mental_health_diagnosis/ (ValidatingUsername)
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Self-sufficiency is bad for economies, because almost everything that you can do on your own to save yourself money results in somebody else not getting paid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5phov/selfsufficiency_is_bad_for_economies_because/ (anElitistTaco)
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In several states, marijuana went from being “illegal” to “essential” in just a couple years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5phm5/in_several_states_marijuana_went_from_being/ (Res_Ipsa77)
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Rest In Peace sounds more sincere then R.I.P.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5phcc/rest_in_peace_sounds_more_sincere_then_rip/ (MrJellyandPeanutButt)
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If social media posts were small snippets of video instead of text, we'd have a lot less shitposting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5pfuz/if_social_media_posts_were_small_snippets_of/ (DecoherentDoc)
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Any dress can be a wedding dress if you decide to get married in it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5pf6f/any_dress_can_be_a_wedding_dress_if_you_decide_to/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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It's always the thing you least expect

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5per0/its_always_the_thing_you_least_expect/ (Dimitrri)
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If you were to run on a different planet/moon with less gravity than the earth, you would probably trip a few times because you forgot the difference.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5pe52/if_you_were_to_run_on_a_different_planetmoon_with/ (travis1oo)
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If the cure to boredom is to do something, then the cure to life is death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5pda7/if_the_cure_to_boredom_is_to_do_something_then/ (scottamus-prime-)
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It's quite coincidental that mentos react the way they do with coke

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5pbjw/its_quite_coincidental_that_mentos_react_the_way/ (I_AM_NOT_MAD)
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Gotham City has the absolute worst, most underfunded police, mental health, and rehabilitation departments.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5p9o6/gotham_city_has_the_absolute_worst_most/ (M41WalkerBulldog)
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As many times you’ve went up, you’ve come down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5p9cz/as_many_times_youve_went_up_youve_come_down/ (Cigar-Bros)
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If you're ever eating pizza just remember you're just Atoms eating Atoms that tastes good

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5p67b/if_youre_ever_eating_pizza_just_remember_youre/ (YaBoiDylan4618)
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There's an almost 99.9% chance that there's more life else

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5p5kw/theres_an_almost_999_chance_that_theres_more_life/ (YaBoiDylan4618)
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If you sit in a car seat. You're sitting on the car seats lap

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5p58i/if_you_sit_in_a_car_seat_youre_sitting_on_the_car/ (PalmFingerNails)
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A laptop can also be a desktop

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5p4yf/a_laptop_can_also_be_a_desktop/ (datguydamage)
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There will never be a perfect system because the better and more sophisticated our problem solving faculties get, the better and more sophisticated our problem seeking faculties become, so we will be solving what before was thought to be solved to perfection indefinitely many times.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5p3o5/there_will_never_be_a_perfect_system_because_the/ (Iamexceptional)
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A critical stage of friendship is being comfortable not using proper punctuation in text messages

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5p3o3/a_critical_stage_of_friendship_is_being/ (aakashrajaraman)
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You would need to see three new people every second from birth to death in order to have met the entire human race

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5p3mh/you_would_need_to_see_three_new_people_every/ (tomatoaway)
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Dogs probably build up incredible resistance to bacteria throughout their lives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5p2q3/dogs_probably_build_up_incredible_resistance_to/ (Jellyfihs)
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People who love the outdoors still hate it when they step in something natural

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5p260/people_who_love_the_outdoors_still_hate_it_when/ (Dashover)
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If it’s not necessary to decide it probably is necessary to not decide

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5p1k4/if_its_not_necessary_to_decide_it_probably_is/ (professor-splash)
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Greenland was the first clickbait in history

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5p13q/greenland_was_the_first_clickbait_in_history/ (captainsermig)
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There is no "analysis" without "anal".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5p078/there_is_no_analysis_without_anal/ (bryanthebearded)
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“It it were that easy to change, there wouldn’t be bad people anymore” would probably be one of the most insightful quote from an anime

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5p06d/it_it_were_that_easy_to_change_there_wouldnt_be/ (SwiftyWifty)
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No matter what you do, there is always an infinite amount of things you haven't done.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5ozq9/no_matter_what_you_do_there_is_always_an_infinite/ (onderoth)
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Since dogs are so loving/forgiving, if you killed a dog's human parent in front of him and then adopted/raised the dog, the dog would still love you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5oz4r/since_dogs_are_so_lovingforgiving_if_you_killed_a/ (secretssquirrel)
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The most baller thing a teen can do at dinner is order a second soda

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5oyx3/the_most_baller_thing_a_teen_can_do_at_dinner_is/ (DaGaminGangsta)
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Everyone one likes pistachios unshelled, but the nut in the pistachio tastes better when you get the shelled ones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5oykd/everyone_one_likes_pistachios_unshelled_but_the/ (hungryfordonuts5)
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You Can't decapitate a beholder

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5oy28/you_cant_decapitate_a_beholder/ (Tiny-Iota)
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Since asphalt is in a constant liquid state, with extremely high viscosity, cars are technically boats.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5oxnx/since_asphalt_is_in_a_constant_liquid_state_with/ (NeokratosRed)
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As much as you can try, If you live past 5 years old, in someone’s story you’ll always be the villain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5ox46/as_much_as_you_can_try_if_you_live_past_5_years/ (Wow_Unique_Username)
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To be or not to be

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5owiq/to_be_or_not_to_be/ (69420hahanumbers)
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In two years things are really going to suck again because it will be 2022

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5owcw/in_two_years_things_are_really_going_to_suck/ (EarInMyBeard)
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When we hear people graduated from an Ivy League school like Yale or Harvard, we are more impressed by the fact that they actually got in than actually graduated.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5ovt2/when_we_hear_people_graduated_from_an_ivy_league/ (HFIntegrale)
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You can’t put a message in a bottle nowadays without people thinking you are littering

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5ovsa/you_cant_put_a_message_in_a_bottle_nowadays/ (Mentrin)
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You are never more than 25 miles (40km) from molten lava.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5ov4g/you_are_never_more_than_25_miles_40km_from_molten/ (AlecGlen)
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Ever notice the word ‘bed’ looks like a bed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5ou2s/ever_notice_the_word_bed_looks_like_a_bed/ (StreamsOfConscious)
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Sneezing is the new master baiting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5otvg/sneezing_is_the_new_master_baiting/ (diCatomy)
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Paper straws may be saving the environment, and everything.... but they are absolutely useless when it comes to slushies and/or smoothies...you need 5 per drink.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5oqj2/paper_straws_may_be_saving_the_environment_and/ (freakyzu)
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Im tired of cookie cutter video games

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5oqf5/im_tired_of_cookie_cutter_video_games/ (bongo89s)
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These drive by birthdays are more for the drivers to get together than they are for the birthday person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5oq80/these_drive_by_birthdays_are_more_for_the_drivers/ (dankokl)
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Take the most delicious food, grind it up, it is no longer edible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5omyp/take_the_most_delicious_food_grind_it_up_it_is_no/ (H343now1)
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If you are friends with someone who you know is a fake friend, you’re a fake friend

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5omdw/if_you_are_friends_with_someone_who_you_know_is_a/ (ImUsingReddit2)
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The more you know, the more questions you have.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5ojsd/the_more_you_know_the_more_questions_you_have/ (Skaxva)
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Finding out your GF was a stripper sucks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5ojdu/finding_out_your_gf_was_a_stripper_sucks/ (rnielsen776)
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The world frowns up hypocrisy, but the world is full of hypocrites, making the world a bunch of hypocrisy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5ogkk/the_world_frowns_up_hypocrisy_but_the_world_is/ (Grover-Rover)
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Hephaestus is the world’s biggest simp

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5og81/hephaestus_is_the_worlds_biggest_simp/ (Dave30954)
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All the most well-liked superheroes are based on the most least-liked animals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5ofba/all_the_most_wellliked_superheroes_are_based_on/ (Jimhbruce19)
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Tea Cup Ride the movie is probably already in development

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5oe7b/tea_cup_ride_the_movie_is_probably_already_in/ ([deleted])
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Tootsie must have had a fake ID to get hired

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5oe68/tootsie_must_have_had_a_fake_id_to_get_hired/ (intodaysagendabegay)
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Typically, it's weird to state that the water you just drank was delicious even if it was extremely satisfying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5ocyu/typically_its_weird_to_state_that_the_water_you/ (RegularGuyy)
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Maybe rappers don’t get tattoos on their face because they think it looks good. Instead they get them as a form of showing they’re devoted to rapper since they could never get a job as anything else with face tattoos.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5obt2/maybe_rappers_dont_get_tattoos_on_their_face/ (dankokl)
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If we could see people's health bars, it would probably be uncommon to see somebody at 100% health.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5obkk/if_we_could_see_peoples_health_bars_it_would/ (papajerky)
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Cat girls must look weird, do they have two sets of ears or no ears where humans have them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5ob0z/cat_girls_must_look_weird_do_they_have_two_sets/ (lachiebois)
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A blind person could have thought of thousands of new colours and no one would ever know about then.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5oaxv/a_blind_person_could_have_thought_of_thousands_of/ (SuperFelixHero)
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King of the Hill is the only cartoon where the characters look normal facing forward.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5o9xv/king_of_the_hill_is_the_only_cartoon_where_the/ (ocrone_04)
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There is nothing that comes out of quitting besides knowing you didn’t finish

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5o9n6/there_is_nothing_that_comes_out_of_quitting/ (cma1134)
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If there's a hill between you and your school, you technically would have to walk uphill both ways.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5o7k3/if_theres_a_hill_between_you_and_your_school_you/ (Dinierto)
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Associating intel processors with generations would help everyone understand why old people are so slow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5o795/associating_intel_processors_with_generations/ (guminhyeok)
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Once you know the lyrics of a song you didn't understand before, you can't unhear it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5o73r/once_you_know_the_lyrics_of_a_song_you_didnt/ (Laura_dlcq)
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Life is a deadly decision we continue to choose

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5o6gt/life_is_a_deadly_decision_we_continue_to_choose/ (GoSuckYaMother)
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Because foxes are in the dog family, every female fox is technically a Foxy Bitch

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5o5bn/because_foxes_are_in_the_dog_family_every_female/ (freekick07)
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Feeling clean and being clean are two different things

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5o567/feeling_clean_and_being_clean_are_two_different/ (genericredditusrname)
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The birth of smartphones, iphones and very powerful cameras have decreased the amount of UFO sightings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5nz9h/the_birth_of_smartphones_iphones_and_very/ (clawdninehehe)
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Extremely hard for Clark Kent to wear his glasses while flying if he accidentally did so

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5nz45/extremely_hard_for_clark_kent_to_wear_his_glasses/ ([deleted])
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Anything can be an argument. Not everything is debatable. The color of the sky, for instance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5nz0b/anything_can_be_an_argument_not_everything_is/ (NovemberOctoberBro)
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You spend your whole life gathering guests for your funeral

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5nxdu/you_spend_your_whole_life_gathering_guests_for/ ([deleted])
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Facemasks are going to be the new craze in fetish..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5nx7f/facemasks_are_going_to_be_the_new_craze_in_fetish/ (bitchimightbejesus)
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Characters on TV shows like friends, scrubs, HIMYM, Big bang theory are always successful in their career.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5nx5k/characters_on_tv_shows_like_friends_scrubs_himym/ (crickypop)
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A group of morticians performing an autopsy together can technically be referred to as "cracking open a cold one with the boys"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5nvap/a_group_of_morticians_performing_an_autopsy/ (Spiderranger)
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You are powerd by nuclear fusion

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5nuzy/you_are_powerd_by_nuclear_fusion/ (Eni9)
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Selling seashells by the seashore is a terrible business venture that wouldn’t be very profitable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5nts6/selling_seashells_by_the_seashore_is_a_terrible/ (Looney_forner)
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If someone made an 8 hour movie, no one would watch it because it’s too long. Take the same movie and break it into 8 episodes, people would watch it straight through

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5nt6p/if_someone_made_an_8_hour_movie_no_one_would/ ([deleted])
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Ever notice the word parallel has two parallel L's inside of it? Bet the person who came up with that word in English was mighty proud of themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5nq27/ever_notice_the_word_parallel_has_two_parallel_ls/ (StreamsOfConscious)
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When watching porn you could just as easily be whacking it to the guy's dick as the girl

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5nodx/when_watching_porn_you_could_just_as_easily_be/ (greatfriendinrome)
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Paul Rudd is the golden retriever of people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5nnuz/paul_rudd_is_the_golden_retriever_of_people/ (YYCchatterbox)
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Technically, money is worth absolutly nothing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5nmah/technically_money_is_worth_absolutly_nothing/ ([deleted])
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Sometimes the difference in being an expert is they know when to do nothing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5nm5s/sometimes_the_difference_in_being_an_expert_is/ (CastleMaddox)
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The only reason kids look up to you is because they are short.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5nm3i/the_only_reason_kids_look_up_to_you_is_because/ (redditmember666)
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The first balloons were made out of animal organs, meaning all of them were technically balloon animals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5nlca/the_first_balloons_were_made_out_of_animal_organs/ (Roivas14)
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Midnight is the noon of the night

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5nkql/midnight_is_the_noon_of_the_night/ (bytheway77)
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There's going to be a real lack of good films and TV shows released next year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5nk94/theres_going_to_be_a_real_lack_of_good_films_and/ (PiskAlmighty)
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It’s probably much more likely that the events of The Lion King took place tens of thousands of years ago rather than recently on a nature preserve in Africa.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5njc5/its_probably_much_more_likely_that_the_events_of/ (Dodgeriscool)
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No one wins on Bring Your Child to Work Day when your parent is an adult entertainer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5niy8/no_one_wins_on_bring_your_child_to_work_day_when/ (Roivas14)
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A penny saved is more than a penny earned because a penny earned is taxed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5nirj/a_penny_saved_is_more_than_a_penny_earned_because/ (Linkp457)
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Most foods are simply condiment delivery systems.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5nica/most_foods_are_simply_condiment_delivery_systems/ (goliath276)
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Deadpool is a Cannibal's all you can eat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5ni6j/deadpool_is_a_cannibals_all_you_can_eat/ ([deleted])
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In "We The Bare Bears" it's implied that bears are romantically interested in women, and therefore, want to have sex with women.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5nfyc/in_we_the_bare_bears_its_implied_that_bears_are/ (areddishgreen)
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With proper family planning, every child is also a brainchild

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5nfun/with_proper_family_planning_every_child_is_also_a/ (Slijmerig)
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Professional comedians probably feel a unique pressure to always be the funny person in their circle of friends.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5nf45/professional_comedians_probably_feel_a_unique/ (Oldmate81)
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MF Doom and videogamedunkey sound like father and son.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5neo0/mf_doom_and_videogamedunkey_sound_like_father_and/ (Omniduck)
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Folks that don't set default apps are probably the same that press 'previous' over and over instead of selecting 'repeat'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5nem8/folks_that_dont_set_default_apps_are_probably_the/ (v0yev0da)
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There are people who recite the Bee Movie script during sex

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5ne2r/there_are_people_who_recite_the_bee_movie_script/ (All_Over)
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Your future self is probably talking shit about you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5ndk1/your_future_self_is_probably_talking_shit_about/ ([deleted])
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If groin shots were allowed in the UFC it would probably narrow the gap between men and women

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5nbod/if_groin_shots_were_allowed_in_the_ufc_it_would/ (FoFoAndFo)
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In acting school, the final exam is probably being told to act natural and having to do it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5nak5/in_acting_school_the_final_exam_is_probably_being/ (minshapedlikedeadguy)
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It must be very satisfying to finally be able to buy premium gasoline

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5na4r/it_must_be_very_satisfying_to_finally_be_able_to/ (karto2287)
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It must've been pretty hilarious when all serious pirates had voice cracks while shouting orders on the ship.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5n64k/it_mustve_been_pretty_hilarious_when_all_serious/ (Argafx)
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Many of Justin Bieber's ills may be rectified by a decent barber.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5n5gw/many_of_justin_biebers_ills_may_be_rectified_by_a/ (JoeFas)
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Whenever it rains there’s a waterfall everywhere around you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5n5eu/whenever_it_rains_theres_a_waterfall_everywhere/ (Sh0v3l_Kn1ght)
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Amazon products with a lot of bad reviews may not be as bad as they seem to be, it’s just that most people write reviews only if what they bought is bad

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5n480/amazon_products_with_a_lot_of_bad_reviews_may_not/ (lowfps10)
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To get a human to the other side of the milky way in a spaceship travelling at the speed of light, you'd have to put a pack of monkeys on board.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5n1fa/to_get_a_human_to_the_other_side_of_the_milky_way/ (The_Burushi)
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Ever notice no one takes pictures of their phones...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5n0de/ever_notice_no_one_takes_pictures_of_their_phones/ (dtslg)
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If we worked untill our death, every job would have 100% mortality rate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5n085/if_we_worked_untill_our_death_every_job_would/ (Tytlak3)
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If we resurrected the woolly mammoth would it be critically endangered

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5mxa2/if_we_resurrected_the_woolly_mammoth_would_it_be/ (kid-that-does-shit)
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10 billiion fireflies are scary

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5mwyk/10_billiion_fireflies_are_scary/ (Villmink)
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Live action movies in 2021 are going to be horrible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5muo2/live_action_movies_in_2021_are_going_to_be/ (Neorio1)
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In Steampunk, the occurrence of huge exposed non-OSHA compliant gears and characters with prosthetics is probably not a coincidence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5msr5/in_steampunk_the_occurrence_of_huge_exposed/ (eklectic_panda)
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There are two types of people: people who plan their weddings since they were a kid, and people who plan their wedding 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘴 since they were a teen. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5mrbx/there_are_two_types_of_people_people_who_plan/ ([deleted])
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Etiquette classes of the future are going to include how to conduct yourself during a video call.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5mqkd/etiquette_classes_of_the_future_are_going_to/ (TacticalSpackle)
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if you want to get funky cover your monkey

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5mqeg/if_you_want_to_get_funky_cover_your_monkey/ (QueenElsaArrendelle)
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smart and witty observation about life and how it doesn't make seense big

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5mq3e/smart_and_witty_observation_about_life_and_how_it/ (Villmink)
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If someone fake kicks your groin and you don't flinch, they'll either think you have no balls or massive ones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5mpsk/if_someone_fake_kicks_your_groin_and_you_dont/ (_EnterUsernameHere-)
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If a serial killer is chasing you, you’re both running for your life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5mofo/if_a_serial_killer_is_chasing_you_youre_both/ (DerpaFlerpa)
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Spelling 'soup' as 'soop' looks and sounds better as well as making more sense.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5mnwp/spelling_soup_as_soop_looks_and_sounds_better_as/ (ronstig22)
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A password with the last four digits of pi is unbreakable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5mmkk/a_password_with_the_last_four_digits_of_pi_is/ (XxLevittttatexX)
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Cutting hair could actually cause pain but we just adapted to it during our first 3 years of life (when we don’t remember anything)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5mmh5/cutting_hair_could_actually_cause_pain_but_we/ (rodgerbearimg)
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Calling the southeast The South marginalizes westerners' viewpoint.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5mk0u/calling_the_southeast_the_south_marginalizes/ (churniglow)
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If a skinny person gets a tattoo of a skinny person on their stomach and then gets morbidly obese, the tattoo person will get morbidly obese with them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5mjre/if_a_skinny_person_gets_a_tattoo_of_a_skinny/ (Po1sonator)
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The world is cosplaying as Subzero at the moment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5mjpe/the_world_is_cosplaying_as_subzero_at_the_moment/ (hearsdemons)
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A foreign language sounds completely different once you’ve learned it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5mjkj/a_foreign_language_sounds_completely_different/ (Tilez1)
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You always have to breathe manually until you forget about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5mjdc/you_always_have_to_breathe_manually_until_you/ (ikertz)
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Spicy peppers evolved to be spicy so animals wouldn't eat them, yet we eat them because of the spice. If pepper evolved again to be not spicy, they would have mostly no purpose to humans, but would face the original problem of being eaten by other animals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5mhln/spicy_peppers_evolved_to_be_spicy_so_animals/ (YeetBeet157)
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Donut is actually doughnut but people oddly prefer the DO NUT.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5mge9/donut_is_actually_doughnut_but_people_oddly/ (SadFire1)
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We've reached a point in our civilization where a human life for someone is not enough to learn all the things we discovered.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5mg4u/weve_reached_a_point_in_our_civilization_where_a/ (heylix23)
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Bad weather is a good thing because less people will go outside

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5mfrz/bad_weather_is_a_good_thing_because_less_people/ (Zapdos-Powered)
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Sex jokes are considered adultish when you’re a kid but childish when you’re an adult because the jokes appeal most to teenagers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5mfh9/sex_jokes_are_considered_adultish_when_youre_a/ (Dahuey64)
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A shirtless runner is still a runner. A shortless runner is um, not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5meuk/a_shirtless_runner_is_still_a_runner_a_shortless/ (BB_31)
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October 31st 2000 was the last day when all humanity was together on earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5mck0/october_31st_2000_was_the_last_day_when_all/ (competivepenguin2003)
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Rare for animals not to have naked pictures taken

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5mc0u/rare_for_animals_not_to_have_naked_pictures_taken/ ([deleted])
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The last half of your phone battery goes by quicker than the first

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5mboy/the_last_half_of_your_phone_battery_goes_by/ (TheDotman2005)
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There are millions of possible genetic combinations of your parents DNA that would generate siblings you will never meet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5mbo5/there_are_millions_of_possible_genetic/ (marpar_tapa)
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The word toppings is used for pizza, ice cream ect. But the word bottomings seems exclusive to certain parts of the lgbtq community

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5mbm9/the_word_toppings_is_used_for_pizza_ice_cream_ect/ (Antscannabis)
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The farther we get from cable, the closer we are to wanting it again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5mb18/the_farther_we_get_from_cable_the_closer_we_are/ (kglass6352)
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If you flipped a penny infinite times...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5ma42/if_you_flipped_a_penny_infinite_times/ (totoCALV1N)
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If you create a username and its taken, there is no way you will meet the person with that username in the game

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5ma1w/if_you_create_a_username_and_its_taken_there_is/ (Yeetsauc3)
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porn makes more jobs then McDonald’s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5m82r/porn_makes_more_jobs_then_mcdonalds/ (timmys-pizza)
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If you change your Gender you are a transformer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5m7en/if_you_change_your_gender_you_are_a_transformer/ (EpicSauce71)
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A lot of people don't understand they can have an all you can eat buffet at their own house

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5m5sv/a_lot_of_people_dont_understand_they_can_have_an/ (Seedpound)
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The ninja turtles from the nes ninja turtles couldn’t swim in the sewers even though that’s their whole Schtick

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5m5n9/the_ninja_turtles_from_the_nes_ninja_turtles/ (the_dodo13)
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No matter how much is the brightness, the black will remain the same tinge

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5m4tm/no_matter_how_much_is_the_brightness_the_black/ (Asterahatefurries)
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If a word is misspelled in a dictionary, we may not realize that it is misspelled.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5m3n0/if_a_word_is_misspelled_in_a_dictionary_we_may/ ([deleted])
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If governor Cuomo starts balding he could rock a Cuomo-ver.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5m3ex/if_governor_cuomo_starts_balding_he_could_rock_a/ (VitaminStrange)
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Ice T’s rap and acting career really came full *square* when he went from saying “F the Police” to “FREEZE”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5m1v9/ice_ts_rap_and_acting_career_really_came_full/ ([deleted])
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Boba is taiwanese for big balls which is Taiwanese slang for big boobs making Boba TitTea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5m0jy/boba_is_taiwanese_for_big_balls_which_is/ (Reddude804)
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‌‌Programmers w‌‌atching s‌‌omeone h‌‌acking o‌‌n a‌‌ T‌‌V s‌‌how c‌‌ould e‌‌ven g‌‌et i‌‌mpressed. T‌‌his i‌‌s o‌‌ne o‌‌f f‌‌ew t‌‌hings w‌‌hich d‌‌rastically i‌‌mproved l‌‌ately.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5m0j1/programmers_watching_someone_hacking_on_a_tv_show/ (vpetrychuk)
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It’s normal for humans to take pictures of pets while they sleep, but if humans take pictures of other humans while they sleep it’s weird

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5m0h4/its_normal_for_humans_to_take_pictures_of_pets/ (AlienWithPhone)
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You've never seen someone shush a halo theme song playing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5m0fr/youve_never_seen_someone_shush_a_halo_theme_song/ (karto2287)
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Millions of years in the future companies will dig graveyards for oil

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5m0eu/millions_of_years_in_the_future_companies_will/ (TheThickerSnicker)
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There's a distinct possibility Dennis Rodman was written to be Kim Jong Un's successor

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5lzzp/theres_a_distinct_possibility_dennis_rodman_was/ (Haze360x)
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Sometimes you just gotta sit back, relax and let Darwin do his work...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5lzj5/sometimes_you_just_gotta_sit_back_relax_and_let/ (ImNudeyRudey)
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In "The Beauty and the Beast" the most fickle people, probably, were the ones that turned into napkins, so they'd keep being used and tossed aside.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5lxrf/in_the_beauty_and_the_beast_the_most_fickle/ (0rion_91)
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Smart phone lens distortion might explain a lot of terrible plastic surgery.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5luuh/smart_phone_lens_distortion_might_explain_a_lot/ (DungeonsAndDopeness)
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There is quite a drastic difference between "I want to be mentally challenged." and "I want to be challenged mentally."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5lug1/there_is_quite_a_drastic_difference_between_i/ (TheOutsider134)
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Asian Russia is bigger than Europe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5ltdf/asian_russia_is_bigger_than_europe/ (BiggestForts)
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We went quickly from phones not allowed in school to attending school on the phone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5lsi3/we_went_quickly_from_phones_not_allowed_in_school/ (Johnthebabayagawick)
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Man who was born into wealth will throw away toothpaste tube, but man who earned his wealth will cut it in half and scrape it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5ls7u/man_who_was_born_into_wealth_will_throw_away/ (VeverkoMracni)
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Considering the fact that Monopoly is a game to criticize capitalism, it's ironic how much it itself has been capitalised.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5lrk5/considering_the_fact_that_monopoly_is_a_game_to/ (hd_1600)
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You can slip on a wet surface, but not on water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5lnkd/you_can_slip_on_a_wet_surface_but_not_on_water/ (HustnWeHavAPrblm)
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Life isn’t about having and earning, its about being and learning

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5ln1u/life_isnt_about_having_and_earning_its_about/ (Mikatl)
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The more mass an astronomical body , the less mass a subatomic particle has the more spherical it is. Compare Asteroid,earth and black holes geometric features. Same goes for subatomic particles in opposite sense. In logarithmic scale of sizes, humans are in the middle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5llos/the_more_mass_an_astronomical_body_the_less_mass/ (Syed-Ashik)
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May be the Queen is already dead but Britain doesn't wanna announce it because then they would have to change all the circulating currency with new Monarch's pictures

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5lld2/may_be_the_queen_is_already_dead_but_britain/ (harry_lahore)
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For some of us, the longer we remain inside our homes, the more feral looking we become.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5lk8j/for_some_of_us_the_longer_we_remain_inside_our/ (RicKwonDo)
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Almost every hand you shake has had a dick on it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5likv/almost_every_hand_you_shake_has_had_a_dick_on_it/ (AnnexFromCanada)
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People either like chicken ramen or beef ramen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5li9v/people_either_like_chicken_ramen_or_beef_ramen/ (pokey_bum_wannk)
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‌‌Code w‌‌ritten m‌‌ore t‌‌han 5‌‌ m‌‌inutes a‌‌go i‌‌s n‌‌ow l‌‌egacy c‌‌ode

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5lhkr/code_written_more_than_5_minutes_ago_is_now/ (vpetrychuk)
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Gamers are probably worse with directions than average because we’ve been conditioned to go the wrong way to look for loot our whole lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5lhjo/gamers_are_probably_worse_with_directions_than/ (Snarlynx)
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We could all learn something from sharp cheddar.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5lhb9/we_could_all_learn_something_from_sharp_cheddar/ (Everydaybadnews)
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Professional wrestlers are probably really good at knowing if their partner is faking an orgasm

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5lgzo/professional_wrestlers_are_probably_really_good/ (Mathematik)
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Old people believe millennials are extremists. Yet, most millennials are anger that they will never get married, have children, buy a suburban housing, or own multiple cars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5lguh/old_people_believe_millennials_are_extremists_yet/ ([deleted])
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Every cell in your body is fighting entropy to stay alive. Once something dies, its entire being gives way to entropy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5lg5d/every_cell_in_your_body_is_fighting_entropy_to/ (jleflar23)
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It’s cute when an animal is staring out the window, but when a person does it, then it’s weird.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5lf7a/its_cute_when_an_animal_is_staring_out_the_window/ (lapilc)
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‘Humanity’ is often used to represent kindness and compassion, but humans aren’t usually kind or compassionate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5leq0/humanity_is_often_used_to_represent_kindness_and/ (astridius)
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Karm-a is only a bitch if you are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5ldm2/karma_is_only_a_bitch_if_you_are/ ([deleted])
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If you are what you eat then Hannibal Lecter is more human than the rest of us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5lcas/if_you_are_what_you_eat_then_hannibal_lecter_is/ (Nav_the_gamer)
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Russia is the only thing standing between Norway and North Korea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5lbb4/russia_is_the_only_thing_standing_between_norway/ (Joe_Stalin24)
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Chicken breasts are all protein and no fat while human breasts are all fat and no protein

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5l98w/chicken_breasts_are_all_protein_and_no_fat_while/ (tgk1729)
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we are completely fine with having extremely hot plasma beams come down from the sky whenever there is a storm

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5l8wm/we_are_completely_fine_with_having_extremely_hot/ (ihavebadusernames)
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Someone who claims, "they tell it like it is" is usually just a jerk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5l8td/someone_who_claims_they_tell_it_like_it_is_is/ ([deleted])
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If you lose one sock it‘s a tragedy, but if you lose too would you ever notice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5l8qo/if_you_lose_one_sock_its_a_tragedy_but_if_you/ (laflameastro47)
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Even if Jeff Bezos loses all of his money, he will be a billionaire by next week

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5l81s/even_if_jeff_bezos_loses_all_of_his_money_he_will/ (Jakke43)
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Peter Parker claims he's a huge Star Wars fan, but he never realized that Nick Fury is literally Mace Windu

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5l6tf/peter_parker_claims_hes_a_huge_star_wars_fan_but/ (SilphRoadPokemon)
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If echo's and google assistant ever allow custom start phrases, a good number will be setup to respond to "Hey Bitch"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5l62r/if_echos_and_google_assistant_ever_allow_custom/ (smilbandit)
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Monk went from a drama series to a survivor series

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5l5xl/monk_went_from_a_drama_series_to_a_survivor_series/ (nocluejoe)
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Hot peppers defense mechanisms have the opposite effect

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5l4rs/hot_peppers_defense_mechanisms_have_the_opposite/ (FleX_537)
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Golf ball sized hail sounds terrifying but hail sized golf balls sound normal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5l4ef/golf_ball_sized_hail_sounds_terrifying_but_hail/ (i-ran)
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People with Bowtox can't communicate expressions at all while wearing a mask in public.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5l43s/people_with_bowtox_cant_communicate_expressions/ (miltondelug)
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When you are dusting something, you are taking material off, but when you are watering something, you are adding material.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5l43a/when_you_are_dusting_something_you_are_taking/ (ThatGuyAgain777)
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You can use a fork as a spoon but can't use a spoon as a fork.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5l3xn/you_can_use_a_fork_as_a_spoon_but_cant_use_a/ (HeyyyJayyy)
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If you’re uncircumcised, your foreskin technically never stops and covers your entire body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5l2hm/if_youre_uncircumcised_your_foreskin_technically/ (urbex_prov)
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In the movie The Invention of Lying, everyone must have actually always read the terms and conditions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5l20s/in_the_movie_the_invention_of_lying_everyone_must/ (backelie)
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You can tell a lot about a youtuber's personality by their background music in their videos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5l1js/you_can_tell_a_lot_about_a_youtubers_personality/ (Raul_bitchboi)
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Real progress will come when we allow the old companies to fail.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5l1a4/real_progress_will_come_when_we_allow_the_old/ (no-good-shit)
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If asphalt is technically just a highly viscous liquid, then cars should be considered as boats too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5l0gr/if_asphalt_is_technically_just_a_highly_viscous/ (CalangoJango)
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We really have no idea how close we are to becoming extinct.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5l03r/we_really_have_no_idea_how_close_we_are_to/ (Blue-Lou)
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No plausible reason is ever given for the glass slipper not disappearing at midnight along with everything else. Are we supposed to believe this fairy tale?!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5kyc8/no_plausible_reason_is_ever_given_for_the_glass/ (Dylanphile)
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It’s crazy how fast you take a poop when you forget your phone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5kybo/its_crazy_how_fast_you_take_a_poop_when_you/ ([deleted])
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Nicolas Cage is one of pop cultures biggest mysteries.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5ky85/nicolas_cage_is_one_of_pop_cultures_biggest/ (MercutioElessar)
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Posting lots of photoshopped or filtered pictures of yourself will eventually make you embarrassed to show yourself IRL.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5kxrt/posting_lots_of_photoshopped_or_filtered_pictures/ (sea_weed_salad)
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Your worst day hasn't killed you yet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5kx1h/your_worst_day_hasnt_killed_you_yet/ (moneybot13)
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If the universe is infinite, then there is another Earth exactly same as our Earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5kvl8/if_the_universe_is_infinite_then_there_is_another/ (SaysWexys)
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Having the amber alert sound as your text notification sound is the ultimate scare in public.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5kvbz/having_the_amber_alert_sound_as_your_text/ (YaBoiOheb)
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No one really falls down. Gravity is always ready to do that for us. Our sense of balance is the one essential quirk of evolution that keeps us upright.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5kuro/no_one_really_falls_down_gravity_is_always_ready/ (Y2KoNo)
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Reading headlines here is a great way to keep up on human ignorance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5ktvw/reading_headlines_here_is_a_great_way_to_keep_up/ (CheezWong)
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Your liver is opposite of you : The more work it does , the fatter it gets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5ksu2/your_liver_is_opposite_of_you_the_more_work_it/ ([deleted])
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People who are told they don’t have common sense, are actually people who’s personality are built on attacking the concept of common sense.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5krtd/people_who_are_told_they_dont_have_common_sense/ (Tylermcd93)
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The purpose of golf is to play as little Golf as possible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5krjt/the_purpose_of_golf_is_to_play_as_little_golf_as/ (RustyRobotBeard)
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the money you own isn’t your money, it’s just your turn with it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5kr9l/the_money_you_own_isnt_your_money_its_just_your/ (Final_Course)
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The only difference between burying a body to hide it, and burying a body at a funeral is the tombstone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5kq88/the_only_difference_between_burying_a_body_to/ (surf_da_web29)
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When you lie you are actually being sarcastic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5kpta/when_you_lie_you_are_actually_being_sarcastic/ (LogEDude)
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Nowadays we click on rick rolls just to hear the song again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5knw0/nowadays_we_click_on_rick_rolls_just_to_hear_the/ ([deleted])
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Technically, we are all 13.8 billion years old. We just have different compositions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5kndi/technically_we_are_all_138_billion_years_old_we/ (Uncrackable_Cipher)
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The idea that a sharp knife is safer than a dull one is only true for the person using it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5kmlz/the_idea_that_a_sharp_knife_is_safer_than_a_dull/ (HippieGonePro)
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If you believe that one of your beliefs is wrong, then you’re guaranteed to have at least one wrong belief.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5klgs/if_you_believe_that_one_of_your_beliefs_is_wrong/ (FutureRocker)
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More people have been on blind dates with Chris Hansen than any other person in history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5kko3/more_people_have_been_on_blind_dates_with_chris/ (HellaBacon)
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Dogs, excited to go for a walk, really just need to take a piss

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5kj3b/dogs_excited_to_go_for_a_walk_really_just_need_to/ (haemaker)
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Alice in Wonderland is about a girl who goes on an LSD trip

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5kidn/alice_in_wonderland_is_about_a_girl_who_goes_on/ (gumiho04)
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Every wrong/bad thing happened to you can be traced back to it's root. That one step where u screwed it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5kgeu/every_wrongbad_thing_happened_to_you_can_be/ (hayleybts)
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Technically,all plants are cannibals.For example,a tree may fall and decompose into dirt then another tree will take the nutrients from that decomposed tree.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5kddt/technicallyall_plants_are_cannibalsfor_examplea/ (rhuffman4645)
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The diameter of milky way spans lightyears. So..the whole galaxy exists in different timezones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5kd7v/the_diameter_of_milky_way_spans_lightyears_sothe/ (PrateekB005)
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It’s harder for men to get famous from porn, rather than female

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5kcwh/its_harder_for_men_to_get_famous_from_porn_rather/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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The most positive people in the world are the people who get second and are happier than third place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5kcin/the_most_positive_people_in_the_world_are_the/ (DaddyCal0)
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Assassin's Creed a series where in the first installment mere contact with water kills you , went on to produce one of the finest pirate games in history (Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5kbfl/assassins_creed_a_series_where_in_the_first/ (tzgaming1020)
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The boomers have been the most successful generation in getting the world to cater for them. From cheap colleges to clear career paths to shutting down the entire economy to keep them protected.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5kay5/the_boomers_have_been_the_most_successful/ (mezapizzalol984)
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If you outwork everyone, you’ll probably get ahead. But you’re more likely to outwork everyone if you love what you do, so the way to get ahead is to out-love everyone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5k97l/if_you_outwork_everyone_youll_probably_get_ahead/ (7sterling)
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Sign of the times

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5k8zo/sign_of_the_times/ (Ohscottieknows)
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7/10 seems more like 3/5 than 6/10

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5k8bu/710_seems_more_like_35_than_610/ (Daark_knight_)
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Black cats have an objective advantage over white cats because they absorb more from the sun

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5k838/black_cats_have_an_objective_advantage_over_white/ (og_math_memes)
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Is not having mask-shaped tanning lines going to be a sign of ruthlessness this summer?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5k7wk/is_not_having_maskshaped_tanning_lines_going_to/ (max5335)
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3/5 seems more like 7/10 than 6/10

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5k7io/35_seems_more_like_710_than_610/ ([deleted])
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General Tso’s soldiers must have been fed really well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5k6kx/general_tsos_soldiers_must_have_been_fed_really/ (benbosox)
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Yeah! That's your breath.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5k6ap/yeah_thats_your_breath/ (sr_plankton)
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Having the right-of-way does not grant one the right to be in the way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5k52f/having_the_rightofway_does_not_grant_one_the/ (Jet-Streem)
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Common spelling errors in communication have become acceptable since they are so ubikwitus.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5k2o3/common_spelling_errors_in_communication_have/ (bdangerfield)
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It's not really "paperwork" if it's all done digitally.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5k229/its_not_really_paperwork_if_its_all_done_digitally/ (dragonterrier2013)
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While you wait for the waiter, in that moment you become the waiter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5k1fb/while_you_wait_for_the_waiter_in_that_moment_you/ (cyclopropagative)
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Garlic bread pairs well with any dish. There is no meal that isn't slightly improved with the addition of good fresh garlic bread

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5k0rx/garlic_bread_pairs_well_with_any_dish_there_is_no/ (Evergreen_Night)
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You might have Water Molecules in you that have also been inside Dinosaurs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5jxym/you_might_have_water_molecules_in_you_that_have/ (Gobletofjam11)
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We think dogs sniffing each other’s butts is weird, but smelling plant genitals is perfectly normal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5jwve/we_think_dogs_sniffing_each_others_butts_is_weird/ (undeadhamster11)
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Shitting on someone's grave would actually help the gravesite stay fertilized and looking healthy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5jvq0/shitting_on_someones_grave_would_actually_help/ (Gellfling)
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Complimenting someone on their looks is you complimenting all their ancestors choices in life partners to date.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5jui6/complimenting_someone_on_their_looks_is_you/ (notprospero)
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In order to go into the oil business you need whatever the opposite of a small business loan is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5jsrl/in_order_to_go_into_the_oil_business_you_need/ (Lenny_III)
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At some point in life you go from censoring your self from adults, to censoring yourself from kids

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5jrhf/at_some_point_in_life_you_go_from_censoring_your/ (jinmibu)
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You could technically classify the majority of furniture as quadripedal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5jno6/you_could_technically_classify_the_majority_of/ (bobthemouse666)
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You know you’re good at drawing when people can recognise the person you’re drawing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5jmq0/you_know_youre_good_at_drawing_when_people_can/ (usernamenotfound701)
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there's probably a dyslexic insect enthusiast out there who's having to explain some taboo googling

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5jlvv/theres_probably_a_dyslexic_insect_enthusiast_out/ (roastedoolong)
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if adults have more chance of dying by COVID-19 and kids have lower chance then they should let kids out, not adults as adults can die as they do not have as good immune system as kids do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5jlje/if_adults_have_more_chance_of_dying_by_covid19/ ([deleted])
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No one has ever started writing in a standard font without practicing in their handwriting first

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5jj3x/no_one_has_ever_started_writing_in_a_standard/ (brainflavours)
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Walking around in hospital scrubs will be the new stolen valor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5jgm7/walking_around_in_hospital_scrubs_will_be_the_new/ (BALDACH)
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All mirrors look the same

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5jfgb/all_mirrors_look_the_same/ (usernamenotfound701)
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One day a person will be asked where they live and Earth will be an acceptable answer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5jf82/one_day_a_person_will_be_asked_where_they_live/ ([deleted])
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When you have kids you realise that all your childhood Christmas gifts were just a loan you have to pay back to your own kids

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5jeit/when_you_have_kids_you_realise_that_all_your/ (joe4645)
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Lottery winners are among the only honest multi-millionaires, yet the most envied.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5je0x/lottery_winners_are_among_the_only_honest/ (StaleCraig)
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One day the internet will be a big cemetery of dead people's posts, quotes, videos, life experiences and on and on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5jcmt/one_day_the_internet_will_be_a_big_cemetery_of/ (101Necromancer101)
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Almost all dogs are emotional support dogs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5j9x9/almost_all_dogs_are_emotional_support_dogs/ (beingmetoday)
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If we were brainwashed, we'd probably deny it and think others were being brainwashed instead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5j9lr/if_we_were_brainwashed_wed_probably_deny_it_and/ (Izzet-Ingenious)
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The lines in your hand are wrinkles from how it closes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5j9gc/the_lines_in_your_hand_are_wrinkles_from_how_it/ (canyounot124)
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Nostrils must smell disgusting - it's just that we are used to it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5j6ll/nostrils_must_smell_disgusting_its_just_that_we/ (HempBlonde)
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Contrary to Hollywood belief, Manhattan, NY would probably be the safest place in NYC during a tsunami. To "destroy" Manhattan, it would first have to go through Brooklyn, Queens, and Staten Island. And if it hasn't majorly weakened by then, only then will Manhattan be hit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5j6ko/contrary_to_hollywood_belief_manhattan_ny_would/ (ZeeStarr22)
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REC is a better Resident Evil movie, than the Resident Evil movies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5j6bq/rec_is_a_better_resident_evil_movie_than_the/ (matchstick-guy)
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Before we discovered comas were a thing, a bunch of people were probably buried alive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5j53v/before_we_discovered_comas_were_a_thing_a_bunch/ ([deleted])
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Awareness breaks physics the moment you pick up a stone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5j46t/awareness_breaks_physics_the_moment_you_pick_up_a/ (cloudsample)
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"Curb Your Enthusiasm" could probably have a field day with all the new ambiguous social norms

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5j468/curb_your_enthusiasm_could_probably_have_a_field/ (SexyTimeDoe)
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Instagram ads are the new teleshopping

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5j3nc/instagram_ads_are_the_new_teleshopping/ (BlauerMann)
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noon and midnight are technically "zero o'clock" hours, since 12:00 is the dividing line between AM and PM in both directions before the 1:00 hour.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5j2jv/noon_and_midnight_are_technically_zero_oclock/ (SupremoZanne)
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Everyone's skeleton is roughly the same size, regardless of weight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5j1yw/everyones_skeleton_is_roughly_the_same_size/ ([deleted])
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If the atomic bombs were to vanish from the world, then multiple wars would begin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5ized/if_the_atomic_bombs_were_to_vanish_from_the_world/ (Sulfinn)
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If you know what kind of music a character in a movie listens to, that detail is most likely part of the plot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5iymp/if_you_know_what_kind_of_music_a_character_in_a/ (LouisianaAmerican)
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If every defense organization is trying to make a strongest armour. That is a failure to bulleta that they make, trying to penetrate the armour.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5ix2x/if_every_defense_organization_is_trying_to_make_a/ (choconutz_coco)
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If one day we are looking at these times with nostalgia,things have really gone to shit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5iw1h/if_one_day_we_are_looking_at_these_times_with/ (Power_Kostas)
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Winning bronze at a big competition is probably more satisfying than winning silver, as you're just happy to win and if you win silver, you were so close to getting gold .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5iv7l/winning_bronze_at_a_big_competition_is_probably/ (aakashrajaraman)
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Elsa made herself a fortress of solitude and left the stairs leading to the front door.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5iv6l/elsa_made_herself_a_fortress_of_solitude_and_left/ (Rksta8)
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It's weird that throwing metal darts became a common bar room game while drinking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5iuhs/its_weird_that_throwing_metal_darts_became_a/ (peon2)
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Maybe the real reason Optimus Prime wears a face guard is because he's secretly a germaphobe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5isgz/maybe_the_real_reason_optimus_prime_wears_a_face/ (SonofRobinHood)
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When someone is driving you crazy, just get out of the car. Its your choice to let them bring you to that state.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5irev/when_someone_is_driving_you_crazy_just_get_out_of/ (mt379)
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Smart people know there too much knowledge out there to be smart about more than a couple of things

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5ir56/smart_people_know_there_too_much_knowledge_out/ (Lookinshreddedbro)
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If you put your headphones in your nostrils and open your mouth, you will turn into speakers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5iqtj/if_you_put_your_headphones_in_your_nostrils_and/ (sheakspeares)
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Rabies and zombie infections both spread the same way

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5imzz/rabies_and_zombie_infections_both_spread_the_same/ (MyUserNombre)
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No matter how big a number is, it will always be closer to 0 than ∞.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5ilo6/no_matter_how_big_a_number_is_it_will_always_be/ (ed_spaghet12)
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People who respond with "That's not how the world works" when told to be nice are the reason that's not how the world works.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5iich/people_who_respond_with_thats_not_how_the_world/ (ObsoleteOcto)
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Animation movies went from amazing 2D drawings to crappy 3Ds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5igzn/animation_movies_went_from_amazing_2d_drawings_to/ (The_pro_god_420)
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If you are what you eat, we don't remember eating a huge disappointment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5if5y/if_you_are_what_you_eat_we_dont_remember_eating_a/ (karto2287)
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A good song is an auditory dopamine dosage that loses effectiveness depending on amount of usage just like most mood effecting drugs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5ie1t/a_good_song_is_an_auditory_dopamine_dosage_that/ (TheBanisherOfRegs)
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Spider-man had an onlyfans before it was big by selling pictures to the Daily Bugle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5idw1/spiderman_had_an_onlyfans_before_it_was_big_by/ (PalmFingerNails)
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Whether to swallow is a matter of taste.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5idte/whether_to_swallow_is_a_matter_of_taste/ (2aleph0)
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Conscience is a powerful drug that creates hallucinations of sight, smell, sound, taste, and touch. When conscience ceases to exist, the hallucinations stop.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5idko/conscience_is_a_powerful_drug_that_creates/ (hearsdemons)
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Spider-Man can’t jack off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5ibwi/spiderman_cant_jack_off/ (TheBanisherOfRegs)
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11 Platinum Awards are more than 3x better than 1 Argentinum Award

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5ibhq/11_platinum_awards_are_more_than_3x_better_than_1/ ([deleted])
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There’ll be more people with glasses in the future due to the increased amount of screen usage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5ia76/therell_be_more_people_with_glasses_in_the_future/ (hiddenless)
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If you roast/burn someone well, it is described as cold.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5i95c/if_you_roastburn_someone_well_it_is_described_as/ (smartpigg)
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The planet could benefit a lot if we made humanity staying inside occasionally a regular thing, like a month out of every year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5i8nz/the_planet_could_benefit_a_lot_if_we_made/ (philopathy)
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The South Pole has more landmass if you are looking at it from a magnetic point of view

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5i87j/the_south_pole_has_more_landmass_if_you_are/ (-I-have-nothing-)
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Everyone wearing masks suddenly is way more aware of thier oral hygiene

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5i802/everyone_wearing_masks_suddenly_is_way_more_aware/ (SpaceYourFacebook)
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If Covidd19 was accidentally released by a lab in Wuhan, imagine how the guy who did it must feel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5i5to/if_covidd19_was_accidentally_released_by_a_lab_in/ (Gurung99)
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You can ask for a slice of orange or a clove of garlic, but people will laugh if you ask for a clove of orange or a slice of garlic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5i45y/you_can_ask_for_a_slice_of_orange_or_a_clove_of/ (Teswhaaat)
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It’s the end of the world cuz 2021

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5i3wx/its_the_end_of_the_world_cuz_2021/ (TheInward07)
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Simpsons never predicted that you'll have a girlfriend. And you don't.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5i26g/simpsons_never_predicted_that_youll_have_a/ (vapeshape)
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Whether a person dies or born, the weight of the world won’t change.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5i1rs/whether_a_person_dies_or_born_the_weight_of_the/ (Drugs09999)
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The first half in a cup of coffee, always tastes better than the second half.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5i1lc/the_first_half_in_a_cup_of_coffee_always_tastes/ (VelocityTaco)
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Social media is the way to get the Manchurian Candidate (On a massive scale)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5i1ar/social_media_is_the_way_to_get_the_manchurian/ (sbr_then_beer)
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There have been many flying dinosaurs, but pterodactyls have never one of them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5i0po/there_have_been_many_flying_dinosaurs_but/ (AxialGem)
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A photo with your face (probably in the background) almost certainly exists on a random person's screensaver/digital frame without your knowledge. There's no way of ever knowing where your face appears, and how frequently it shows up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5i0nz/a_photo_with_your_face_probably_in_the_background/ (solaris716)
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Being alone in the entire world is scarier than being dead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5hx5y/being_alone_in_the_entire_world_is_scarier_than/ (Stqff)
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All of the hairdressers probably think we are all just stupid because of not being able to cut our hair especially when some of our regular haircuts are so easy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5hvso/all_of_the_hairdressers_probably_think_we_are_all/ (chilloutjack)
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It will, one day, become impossible to post here.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5hus2/it_will_one_day_become_impossible_to_post_here/ (Toasted_pineapple)
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Unlike most major historical events, a movie about the Coronavirus would likely be very boring

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5htyk/unlike_most_major_historical_events_a_movie_about/ ([deleted])
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It costs money to print money

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5htfa/it_costs_money_to_print_money/ ([deleted])
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Suddenly, the weather doesn't really matter all that much.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5hsti/suddenly_the_weather_doesnt_really_matter_all/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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First world problems. Alexa turn up. Alexa turns off!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5hs09/first_world_problems_alexa_turn_up_alexa_turns_off/ (free_a_nipper)
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When you're happy, you enjoy the song. When you're sad, you understand the lyrics.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5hrml/when_youre_happy_you_enjoy_the_song_when_youre/ (tommyhreddit)
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The sentence 'There is always an exception' is self contradictory.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5hrm3/the_sentence_there_is_always_an_exception_is_self/ (clarinetpanda)
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There are no such thing as white or black person, we're all brown

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5hqfu/there_are_no_such_thing_as_white_or_black_person/ (111248)
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People who are balding need haircuts more often than people who are not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5hpeq/people_who_are_balding_need_haircuts_more_often/ (BurgerKilla)
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You've probably used a semicolon correctly hundreds of times while talking, even if you don't know how to use one while writing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5hns4/youve_probably_used_a_semicolon_correctly/ (NozThomas)
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Pale people want to be tanned and darker people want to be lighter so we all want to have olive toned skin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5hne6/pale_people_want_to_be_tanned_and_darker_people/ (RareQuirkSeeker)
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If you consider the sun as light and it falling as showers, then you're probably experiencing light showers in one way or another.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5hnb6/if_you_consider_the_sun_as_light_and_it_falling/ (TheSpicyFrenchFries)
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Pigeons are considered common verminous birds but they are pretty awesome with how close they go near humans, other birds fly away instantly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5hmjd/pigeons_are_considered_common_verminous_birds_but/ (Atalkingpizzabox)
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Your ears glow orange in the sun and nobody seems to notice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5hl9w/your_ears_glow_orange_in_the_sun_and_nobody_seems/ (Jgreen4695)
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You don't know you're an Adult until you get excited over a brand new Toaster.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5hl8o/you_dont_know_youre_an_adult_until_you_get/ (Gobletofjam11)
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Maybe Mirrors are the connections to alternate universes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5hl7h/maybe_mirrors_are_the_connections_to_alternate/ (Phoneguy69420)
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If you make fun of people over 2 years younger, eventually think first about what you did 2 years ago

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5hjtx/if_you_make_fun_of_people_over_2_years_younger/ ([deleted])
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Music is so powerful it can change your personality and how you dress.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5hj4a/music_is_so_powerful_it_can_change_your/ (Gobletofjam11)
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Surely reusable masks are dangerous because the particles catch in them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5hh68/surely_reusable_masks_are_dangerous_because_the/ ([deleted])
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A sat nav just saying basically a real life mini map

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5hgin/a_sat_nav_just_saying_basically_a_real_life_mini/ (Mertespackers)
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The Dog knows you cheated.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5hg6c/the_dog_knows_you_cheated/ (Gobletofjam11)
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As a infant adults teach you to stand up and talk. As a schoolchild they tell you to sit down and shut up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5hev6/as_a_infant_adults_teach_you_to_stand_up_and_talk/ (SuperLegoBrick)
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When you learn a new word you start hearing it everywhere and before learning it you never knew it existed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5heoc/when_you_learn_a_new_word_you_start_hearing_it/ (Kojiro_113)
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You can whisper and scream in your head

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5hd4i/you_can_whisper_and_scream_in_your_head/ ([deleted])
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Homo sapiens is likely the only species on Earth to have more members who are overweight than who are underweight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5hck6/homo_sapiens_is_likely_the_only_species_on_earth/ (starbuilt)
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Dentists would benefit financially by not advocating that we floss

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5hc6r/dentists_would_benefit_financially_by_not/ (chairmanlmao114)
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Pewdiepie only got more popular after saying the N word.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5hc6k/pewdiepie_only_got_more_popular_after_saying_the/ (thing-3456)
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If you copy every single post on a community, you have a much higher chance of becoming viral.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5hbxu/if_you_copy_every_single_post_on_a_community_you/ (andrewanthonio)
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Being the only immortal human on Earth would suck. After a couple centuries, freaks would try to kill you just to end your streak.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5hbri/being_the_only_immortal_human_on_earth_would_suck/ (RoutineProcedure)
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Villains in stories are more compelling because they want to change their world in some way, while the hero wants it to remain the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5h9nd/villains_in_stories_are_more_compelling_because/ (trodrig21)
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Never a good reason to pick up a penny off the ground anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5h9bh/never_a_good_reason_to_pick_up_a_penny_off_the/ (moneybot13)
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You can't have sex with a Virgin cause as soon as you have sex they're not a Virgin anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5h6a2/you_cant_have_sex_with_a_virgin_cause_as_soon_as/ (TeknoGeden)
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People pay for cold coffee and it's delicious but when a hot coffee gets cold it becomes disgusting garbage water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5h2zf/people_pay_for_cold_coffee_and_its_delicious_but/ (pherman2)
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A person's reaction to a camera suddenly being pointed at their face says a lot about how open to experience they are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5h2t3/a_persons_reaction_to_a_camera_suddenly_being/ (sparklychamp)
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The Junior Woodchuck Guidebook was like a proto-Wikipedia

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5h2kn/the_junior_woodchuck_guidebook_was_like_a/ (ChildOfRagnarok)
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Hipsters are modern day hippies just without the afros and wardrobe change.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5h1cg/hipsters_are_modern_day_hippies_just_without_the/ (karto2287)
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When we see pictures of someone on a TV show, we always know that they are dead

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5gzbb/when_we_see_pictures_of_someone_on_a_tv_show_we/ (Finnamon_)
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Conspiracy theories are a psychic infection in the mind of society.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5gz9z/conspiracy_theories_are_a_psychic_infection_in/ (nottooloud)
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Most important discoveries and technological advancements before the 21st century were possible because people were bored and needed to entertain themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5gyxt/most_important_discoveries_and_technological/ ([deleted])
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It's nice that water bottles also give you an auditory que when you are filling them up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5gyxj/its_nice_that_water_bottles_also_give_you_an/ (haltandcatch22)
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Most people claim to love their bf or gf unconditionally, but would probably break up with them if they got transformed into a chicken

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5gwu9/most_people_claim_to_love_their_bf_or_gf/ (purplayes)
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The first thing man probably ever wanted revenge on was animals, and boy did we get it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5guxy/the_first_thing_man_probably_ever_wanted_revenge/ (EvilHarryDresden)
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If you get a World Record for being the youngest to do something, you never have a chance to improve on the record.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5gu4f/if_you_get_a_world_record_for_being_the_youngest/ (KMBHillier)
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2 ways of counting: a) singers: and a 1,2,3,4.. b) dancers: and a 5,6,7,8..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5gs6i/2_ways_of_counting_a_singers_and_a_1234_b_dancers/ ([deleted])
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If mosquitoes, lizards, houseflies, rats, cockroaches understood the concept of money, We would have paid them money to leave or get rent from them for staying, instead of killing them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5gs2b/if_mosquitoes_lizards_houseflies_rats_cockroaches/ (Syed-Ashik)
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When you drink water you dilute your blood

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5grb6/when_you_drink_water_you_dilute_your_blood/ (ipsum629)
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NASA probably invented thunderstorms to cover up thunderstorms

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5gqmf/nasa_probably_invented_thunderstorms_to_cover_up/ ([deleted])
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It's not the first week of incarceration that is the worse, it is the second week cause that is when you realise you are stuck.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5gqgs/its_not_the_first_week_of_incarceration_that_is/ (karto2287)
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Fucked if Zombies could infect people be just licking everything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5gq3a/fucked_if_zombies_could_infect_people_be_just/ ([deleted])
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Celebrities in the Harry Potter universe could make a lot of money selling tiny locks of hair to people using polyjuice potion for their SO to experience sex with that celebrity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5goz1/celebrities_in_the_harry_potter_universe_could/ (MaximillianKaspar)
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Despite its intelligence the human brain doesn't really know how it works

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5gnxo/despite_its_intelligence_the_human_brain_doesnt/ (Siggi97)
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2 ways of counting: a) singers: 1,2,3,4.. b) dancers: 8,7,6,5..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5gmyw/2_ways_of_counting_a_singers_1234_b_dancers_8765/ ([deleted])
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If you listen to new music while traveling you’ll have two journeys instead of one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5glvn/if_you_listen_to_new_music_while_traveling_youll/ (kwonza)
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There are 2 types of people. People that doesn't know about the game and the losers just lost it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5gkyv/there_are_2_types_of_people_people_that_doesnt/ (Croshed)
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A good speedrunner has to be incredibly patient.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5gkoz/a_good_speedrunner_has_to_be_incredibly_patient/ (I_Will_Not_Juggle)
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There is no limit on how far you can see. If enough light from an object reaches your eyes, you can see it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5gkle/there_is_no_limit_on_how_far_you_can_see_if/ (AxialGem)
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Not wanting to clean a pan is probably the reason most diets fail.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5gke0/not_wanting_to_clean_a_pan_is_probably_the_reason/ (smarkanthony)
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Our belly is a natural sound proofing material. If it wasn't, we would constantly hear our stomach growling

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5gigw/our_belly_is_a_natural_sound_proofing_material_if/ (BRA1NY4K_r)
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insects + glass = mass confusion and hysteria

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5gi6z/insects_glass_mass_confusion_and_hysteria/ (Zarzatzu)
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None of us are losers, we all won our very first race!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5gi5h/none_of_us_are_losers_we_all_won_our_very_first/ (Chuck_Findlay)
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An exclamation point is the designated way of indicating shouting, yet people type in all caps anyway as if it conveys their point any better.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5gi46/an_exclamation_point_is_the_designated_way_of/ (JoeFas)
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In future cashless societies, people will never get to experience the pure joy of finding money on the street

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5geuo/in_future_cashless_societies_people_will_never/ (Rafter14)
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If you have sex with your identical twin then you're literally taking go fuck yourself to another level.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5geug/if_you_have_sex_with_your_identical_twin_then/ (Justin2478)
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A lot of people have yet to order their first pizza

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5gepe/a_lot_of_people_have_yet_to_order_their_first/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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The ultimate trust is not questioning everyone in sight when you lose the tv remote.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5gcv0/the_ultimate_trust_is_not_questioning_everyone_in/ (notprospero)
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When Wario eats his motorcycle in Smash Bros, he recovers HP. Therefore, Wario has digestive enzymes capable of breaking down and converting metal, rubber, glass, and gasoline into nutrients.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5gb9m/when_wario_eats_his_motorcycle_in_smash_bros_he/ (SteamDownload)
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Regardless of substance, the gas form will always be hotter than the liquid form and that will be hotter than the sold form.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5gaip/regardless_of_substance_the_gas_form_will_always/ (BasicRedditor1997)
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There is a chance you are not really controlling yourself and it just feels like you do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5ga6l/there_is_a_chance_you_are_not_really_controlling/ (mjhnh770)
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Japan's flag is a pie chart of how much Japan there is in Japan

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5g9t8/japans_flag_is_a_pie_chart_of_how_much_japan/ (NoPostsHowMuchKarma)
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"Sodding" might be a more descriptive word than astroturfing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5g9kd/sodding_might_be_a_more_descriptive_word_than/ (bigo-tree)
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If a get rich quick scheme actually worked for everyone involved it would quickly make some of most annoying of us fabulously rich and quickly be recognized by the public as real.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5g9ef/if_a_get_rich_quick_scheme_actually_worked_for/ (TxSaru)
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Everyone is okay with facing the music, not everyone wants to listen to the lyrics though.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5g9a3/everyone_is_okay_with_facing_the_music_not/ (aTVisAthingTOwatch)
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The longer you're awake, the more you want to not be awake anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5g8f1/the_longer_youre_awake_the_more_you_want_to_not/ (sir_deadlock)
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Working at the recycling plant where they recycle milk cartons must smell really bad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5g6i1/working_at_the_recycling_plant_where_they_recycle/ (Oakheart-)
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It doesn't matter how good your engineering process is if you are working on the wrong projects.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5g5xl/it_doesnt_matter_how_good_your_engineering/ (TrumpStinks2020)
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Georgia reopening massage parlors will not result in a happy ending

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5g3vm/georgia_reopening_massage_parlors_will_not_result/ (ihavethebestmarriage)
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There are a lot less dogs named “Scooby Doo” than you would think.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5g3kd/there_are_a_lot_less_dogs_named_scooby_doo_than/ (TimeToLoseIt16)
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The worse shoes are, the more comfortable they become.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5g277/the_worse_shoes_are_the_more_comfortable_they/ (Colonizr7)
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“Go to bed and you’ll feel better again” is the human version of “turn it on and off again and it’ll work”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5g0ds/go_to_bed_and_youll_feel_better_again_is_the/ (XxHoodedGamerxX)
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Male squirrels find nuts, carry nuts, hide nuts, eat nuts and have nuts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5g00f/male_squirrels_find_nuts_carry_nuts_hide_nuts_eat/ (arthritictongue)
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Nothing ruins your day faster than remembering your pet will one day pass away

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5fz3w/nothing_ruins_your_day_faster_than_remembering/ (HipsterGengar)
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People who stumble on bodies in the woods often think they're mannequins at first but finding a mannequin in the woods makes less sense than finding a body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5fwkb/people_who_stumble_on_bodies_in_the_woods_often/ (inthebuttwhat1)
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We care deeply about the hair on our head, but once we find one of our strands on the floor we find it disgusting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5fw0i/we_care_deeply_about_the_hair_on_our_head_but/ (orangesparkings)
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If you find your barber's barber, and keep doing that, you'll eventually find the greatest barber in the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5fvvo/if_you_find_your_barbers_barber_and_keep_doing/ (Wolfheart017)
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We care deeply about the hair on our head, but once we find one our strands of the floor we find it disgusting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5fv5q/we_care_deeply_about_the_hair_on_our_head_but/ ([deleted])
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Solar power is technically also nuclear power.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5fq80/solar_power_is_technically_also_nuclear_power/ (Clemen11)
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A Halo movie would be amazing if it had the same amount of funding as say Avatar did.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g55qyu/a_halo_movie_would_be_amazing_if_it_had_the_same/ (Gobletofjam11)
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Maybe the urinals were invented when a tall guy walked by a sink and thought "why not?".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g51exe/maybe_the_urinals_were_invented_when_a_tall_guy/ (XxDemonSwordxX)
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When you need to sleep there’s usually one or none comfy positions, but when you don’t need to sleep every position is comfy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g51dql/when_you_need_to_sleep_theres_usually_one_or_none/ (thebigZ25)
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Theme parks can snap a crystal clear picture of you on a roller coaster at 70 mph, but bank cameras can't get a clear shot of a robber standing still.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g51but/theme_parks_can_snap_a_crystal_clear_picture_of/ (XxDemonSwordxX)
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Dora is really messed up, it’s about a 4 year old girl that travels the world by herself and sleeps with her cousin Diego.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g518b4/dora_is_really_messed_up_its_about_a_4_year_old/ (andrewanthonio)
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Killing someone using a machine that runs on fossil fuels will create more fossil fuels

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g513ix/killing_someone_using_a_machine_that_runs_on/ (r-wooshmeifgay)
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There is a big difference between buying something because you love someone versus buying something to get someone to love you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g512p5/there_is_a_big_difference_between_buying/ (flightofthebtown)
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Watching "Tiger King" puts a certain perspective on so many animal videos.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g511ws/watching_tiger_king_puts_a_certain_perspective_on/ (PigAndJim)
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The number of people the same age as you is constantly going down. And it can never go back up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g50zpj/the_number_of_people_the_same_age_as_you_is/ (hafblakattak)
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Not showering for more than a week is most likely the best indicator, that you have dealt or currently deal with mental health problems.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g50w4m/not_showering_for_more_than_a_week_is_most_likely/ (Arvid_Torvalds)
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2420 is probably going to be the most unproductive year in human history

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g50vy7/2420_is_probably_going_to_be_the_most/ (kingpbs)
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If oil prices are zero, then US has no incentive to invade other countries

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g50viw/if_oil_prices_are_zero_then_us_has_no_incentive/ (overlapping_gen)
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The Mario jump noise is universally understood as the audio symbol for jumping

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g50vdz/the_mario_jump_noise_is_universally_understood_as/ (Kairisyu)
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Peacocks are the Kardashians of birds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g50u7i/peacocks_are_the_kardashians_of_birds/ (Atalkingpizzabox)
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"Hindsight is 2020" has a much more literal meaning these days.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g50u5v/hindsight_is_2020_has_a_much_more_literal_meaning/ (dumpysoup)
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Sylvester Stallone never played a barbarian in movies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g50slz/sylvester_stallone_never_played_a_barbarian_in/ (reticente)
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Erasers slowly sacrifice their lives because of your own mistakes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g50sdj/erasers_slowly_sacrifice_their_lives_because_of/ ([deleted])
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A plastic dinosaur is a dinosaur made of dinosaur.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g50s91/a_plastic_dinosaur_is_a_dinosaur_made_of_dinosaur/ (theslother)
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Satisfying videos are not satisfying by definition, because when you watch it, you want to see more of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g50ph4/satisfying_videos_are_not_satisfying_by/ (duelofthefates09)
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'Vibe' is quickly becoming the most annoying word in the English language

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g50muh/vibe_is_quickly_becoming_the_most_annoying_word/ (tkcool73)
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Babysitters are teens Who are paid to act like an adult so that adults can go out and act like teenagers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g50mo3/babysitters_are_teens_who_are_paid_to_act_like_an/ (jakemc1857)
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An incel support group lead by women might actually work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g50m25/an_incel_support_group_lead_by_women_might/ (TheHappyMurderMan)
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Ants (and many insects) can fall from any height without dying

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g50lu0/ants_and_many_insects_can_fall_from_any_height/ (Mutex_CB)
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People are making 4.20 posts but almost everywhere else in the world the entire month of April is xx.4.20

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g50khx/people_are_making_420_posts_but_almost_everywhere/ (NZickinja)
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It's easy for you to stop your heart beats or to increase your heart beats than to slow them down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g50gmq/its_easy_for_you_to_stop_your_heart_beats_or_to/ (256Moin256)
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Technically we are donuts because we have a hole that starts from our mouths to our anuses and flesh around that hole.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g50dks/technically_we_are_donuts_because_we_have_a_hole/ (Laert_Lani)
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We don't care about media preservation until said media is becoming scarce.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g50dd4/we_dont_care_about_media_preservation_until_said/ (ShadowTheMemer)
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People deal who work hard and pay a lot to get into the Ivy Leagues get rewarded with extremely difficult classes and extreme difficulty to graduate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g50c9k/people_deal_who_work_hard_and_pay_a_lot_to_get/ (IMissFreedom)
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Dandruff is technically meat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g50c7p/dandruff_is_technically_meat/ (dylanz91)
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Naming your child Victor is normal, naming it Winner is weird

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g50asi/naming_your_child_victor_is_normal_naming_it/ (Dota2Ethnography)
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Superpowers somehow equate to having a high level of technological know how

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g505nw/superpowers_somehow_equate_to_having_a_high_level/ (moneybot13)
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Frowning while cartwheeling will turn into a smile

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g504nv/frowning_while_cartwheeling_will_turn_into_a_smile/ (moneybot13)
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You can't remember how your voice sounded like when you were young

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g504l0/you_cant_remember_how_your_voice_sounded_like/ (Selected28)
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Vulcan menstrual blood is green, therefore, they can use red liquids on their feminine hygiene product commercials.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5042e/vulcan_menstrual_blood_is_green_therefore_they/ (_oddballwoofwoof_)
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Every single person you pass on the street or see in a shop has a life as complex and interesting as your own.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g502rb/every_single_person_you_pass_on_the_street_or_see/ (iitc25)
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If you shrank down to the size of an atom, you wouldn’t be able to breathe because of how large the oxygen atom was.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g502l3/if_you_shrank_down_to_the_size_of_an_atom_you/ (flake4205)
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From another point of view, Moby Dick was the one seeking revenge on Ahab for hunting his family.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g502hk/from_another_point_of_view_moby_dick_was_the_one/ (ChurchOfDimple)
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There have definitely been some awkward butt plug incidents while going through airline security

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g5026m/there_have_definitely_been_some_awkward_butt_plug/ (dude3mv)
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The future of sports

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g501p8/the_future_of_sports/ (Progman3K)
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It is hard to conceptualize a less educated version of yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g4zzmq/it_is_hard_to_conceptualize_a_less_educated/ (haism)
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There have probably been some rather unfortunate butt plug incidents at airport security

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g4zxmk/there_have_probably_been_some_rather_unfortunate/ (dude3mv)
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The matrix is almost completely about computer generated, placebo therapy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g4zwsv/the_matrix_is_almost_completely_about_computer/ (Big_old_Bulldog)
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Almost every single book that has ever been written has had its first chapter start on the right page, never the left.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g4zvgz/almost_every_single_book_that_has_ever_been/ (HK47isbestcharacter)
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Then longest 10 minutes of your life is when you’re waiting for cookies fresh out of the oven to cool down before you can eat them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g4zti7/then_longest_10_minutes_of_your_life_is_when/ (themartinclarke)
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People are ok with killing invasive hogs and snakes, but for some reason killing stray cats, who are also invasive and bad for the ecosystem, crosses the line

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g4zscs/people_are_ok_with_killing_invasive_hogs_and/ (purplayes)
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A quidditch teams seeker can capture the golden snitch and they can still lose the game...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g4zqoc/a_quidditch_teams_seeker_can_capture_the_golden/ (The_ONI_Spook)
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Fights in movies would end quicker if the group of people went after that one person together instead of 1v1-ing till the end

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g4zn3d/fights_in_movies_would_end_quicker_if_the_group/ (SpanishFrenchFries)
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No ape or primate in that matter has ever asked a human a question, despite multiple being able to use sign language

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g4zm7p/no_ape_or_primate_in_that_matter_has_ever_asked_a/ (obamalad)
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If a girl enjoys hugging and cuddling with their friends, she is seen as a good person. If a guy wants to hug and cuddle with his friends, he is seen as gay.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g4zlmt/if_a_girl_enjoys_hugging_and_cuddling_with_their/ (IMissFreedom)
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"Yesterday's technology, for tomorrow's prices" - Apple Inc

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g4zkuv/yesterdays_technology_for_tomorrows_prices_apple/ (BeisbolDoge)
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the reason rey from the sequels is so powerful is because she bought the dlc from EA

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g4zjz3/the_reason_rey_from_the_sequels_is_so_powerful_is/ (Lg628)
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Boats are probably safer without seat belts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g4zgws/boats_are_probably_safer_without_seat_belts/ (invalid_credentials)
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Either really rich or really poor if your tub has feet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g4zbkp/either_really_rich_or_really_poor_if_your_tub_has/ (moneybot13)
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Nothing lasts more in your life, than your life!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g4zagh/nothing_lasts_more_in_your_life_than_your_life/ (amerxo)
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The reason your brain is constantly reminding you of the embarrassing things you've done is probably because it knows you're less likely to repeat them if they're fresh in your mind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g4z9ns/the_reason_your_brain_is_constantly_reminding_you/ (smokeymctokerson)
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The big bang was basically a cosmic orgasm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g4z99y/the_big_bang_was_basically_a_cosmic_orgasm/ ([deleted])
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"Appears to break the rules" is code for "we're too lazy to check."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g4z95y/appears_to_break_the_rules_is_code_for_were_too/ (ral365)
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Vampires are the only ones who sleep with their shoes on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g4z8qo/vampires_are_the_only_ones_who_sleep_with_their/ (galactighost565)
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You can't spell funeral without fun

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g4z8ql/you_cant_spell_funeral_without_fun/ (roolinheart)
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No one has more crap on their to-do list than a kid who was just been told it's bedtime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g4z7wn/no_one_has_more_crap_on_their_todo_list_than_a/ (ritzz2_0)
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If chunky people have more skin, that technically makes them skinny.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g4z7ch/if_chunky_people_have_more_skin_that_technically/ (MaulikX1)
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Almost nobody ever uses the word "telephone" anymore. It's always shortened to "phone". The word "telephone" in the English language is going extinct

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g4z6gw/almost_nobody_ever_uses_the_word_telephone/ (shydude92)
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The vast majority of jigsaw puzzles are not made with a jigsaw.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g4z64o/the_vast_majority_of_jigsaw_puzzles_are_not_made/ (GreyFoxNinjaFan)
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Deaf people will never hear the postman ringing on their door

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g4z5a6/deaf_people_will_never_hear_the_postman_ringing/ (Toastinello)
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In life it is important to know when to stop arguing with people, and simply let them be wrong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g4z585/in_life_it_is_important_to_know_when_to_stop/ (ritzz2_0)
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A kissing booth could be considered some form of prostitution

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g4z3iu/a_kissing_booth_could_be_considered_some_form_of/ (Ferretmayn)
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Ghosts only kill people so they can have friends

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g4z1lm/ghosts_only_kill_people_so_they_can_have_friends/ (JoZaJaB)
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Looking at someone long enough wakes them up, even if it takes all night!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g4yw80/looking_at_someone_long_enough_wakes_them_up_even/ (skallywaag)
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When you’ve loaded up the app but your wifi’s bad, and all of the community icons look the same, it gives off the weirdest vibes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g4yvhu/when_youve_loaded_up_the_app_but_your_wifis_bad/ (MansNotHot772)
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If a Genie says you have three wishes and you can’t wish for more wishes, you can just wish 3 - 1 = >0 for infinite wishes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g4yv3q/if_a_genie_says_you_have_three_wishes_and_you/ (kankshclompt)
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Future generations will all have to deal with gamer dads and influencer mums

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g4yuhc/future_generations_will_all_have_to_deal_with/ (AhYeetLOLOL)
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Spiders are synonymous with walking on walls although most bugs can do the same

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g4ytww/spiders_are_synonymous_with_walking_on_walls/ (bowlingdoughnuts)
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It's weird that the less likely you are able to pay loans, the more loan you are charged by the bank

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g4tgnd/its_weird_that_the_less_likely_you_are_able_to/ (KingSlayer94)
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We've quickly moved from the Information Age to the Mis-Information Age

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g4tgdw/weve_quickly_moved_from_the_information_age_to/ (Snurtysnurts)
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Somehow, the villain's lair doesn't have any civilian support staff

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g4f3kh/somehow_the_villains_lair_doesnt_have_any/ (Commander_PonyShep)
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Think of all the poor first years in Harry Potter’s 5th and 6th year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g4bvfs/think_of_all_the_poor_first_years_in_harry/ (GrammarPolice1234)
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The fact that the smell of cooked flesh of an animals smells good to us and makes us hungry proves we’re just civilized cavemen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g49vaf/the_fact_that_the_smell_of_cooked_flesh_of_an/ (Inuoso)
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Rice pudding is candy soup

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g49i1u/rice_pudding_is_candy_soup/ (childrenofkorlis)
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The letter z is crispy s, both fonetically and geometrically

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g49h6s/the_letter_z_is_crispy_s_both_fonetically_and/ (69RetroDoomer69)
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It is possible that you are mentally challenged but you don’t have the capacity to understand it and everybody in your life knows it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g49fox/it_is_possible_that_you_are_mentally_challenged/ (Magster8584)
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Any burrito is a breakfast burrito if you eat it for breakfast.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g49e72/any_burrito_is_a_breakfast_burrito_if_you_eat_it/ (DickButtPlease)
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Strange how eggs don't taste like chicken.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g47zyn/strange_how_eggs_dont_taste_like_chicken/ (notaspy_0)
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Technically, all women are bodybuilders.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g47zq0/technically_all_women_are_bodybuilders/ (Snoddventje)
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Our ability to perceive that someone is staring at us in crowds of large numbers is a testament to how much data from our surroundings we keep processing subconsciously at all times.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g4154f/our_ability_to_perceive_that_someone_is_staring/ (lurkermaxx)
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Doing the impossible isn't possible, because if you can do it, it's not impossible anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g4140u/doing_the_impossible_isnt_possible_because_if_you/ (harrisakins1)
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As a kid your favourite vehicle brand was most definitely the one your parents drove.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g4140a/as_a_kid_your_favourite_vehicle_brand_was_most/ (JohnFuckingKennedy11)
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We DO carry calculators in our pockets everywhere we go.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g41330/we_do_carry_calculators_in_our_pockets_everywhere/ (Jakeybye82)
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Anything you buy is technically pre-owned

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g412wm/anything_you_buy_is_technically_preowned/ (ObviouslyNotSans)
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You can never see a world without you in it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g411sy/you_can_never_see_a_world_without_you_in_it/ (Longshorebroom0)
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No matter how messy something is there is always a pattern, no matter how hard it is to find it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g411qe/no_matter_how_messy_something_is_there_is_always/ (NiGhTmArEofInSaNiTy)
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All the connections on a "Motherboard" are female.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g411po/all_the_connections_on_a_motherboard_are_female/ (AsboZapruder)
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Getting "choked up" is probably a fetish.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g411eh/getting_choked_up_is_probably_a_fetish/ (lions-n-tigers)
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All products are limited edition.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g40zj8/all_products_are_limited_edition/ (IDislikeBabyYoda)
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You either speak in your head or talk out loud, never both to have a conversation with yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g40yt8/you_either_speak_in_your_head_or_talk_out_loud/ (tetrisplayehere)
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Our survivability goes down just a little bit every day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g40yp5/our_survivability_goes_down_just_a_little_bit/ (Xothga)
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The whole world has become a superhero overnight wearing masks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g40y46/the_whole_world_has_become_a_superhero_overnight/ (starzwillsucceed)
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the older something is in the past the younger it was

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g40xez/the_older_something_is_in_the_past_the_younger_it/ (ggxmembersonly)
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Staying awake really late at night makes you aware on how much noise you/things around you do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g40x9v/staying_awake_really_late_at_night_makes_you/ (Pyrasia)
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Immortality is a nightmare for poor/depressed people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g40x2f/immortality_is_a_nightmare_for_poordepressed/ (kencaps)
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It isn't that actors are all depressed, but that depressed people are great actors; they have to pretend to be okay every day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g40wi0/it_isnt_that_actors_are_all_depressed_but_that/ (Knowledge_Sponge_OG)
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College admissions is a contest of who will pay

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g40w8o/college_admissions_is_a_contest_of_who_will_pay/ (IMissFreedom)
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cats/dogs recognize human pee as territory

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g40w5y/catsdogs_recognize_human_pee_as_territory/ (bruhv27)
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Gravity is not the strongest force that exists, and it pales in comparison to the strong nuclear force.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g40w46/gravity_is_not_the_strongest_force_that_exists/ (SWAT__ATTACK)
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Staying awake really late at night makes you awake on how much noise you/things do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g40w3v/staying_awake_really_late_at_night_makes_you/ ([deleted])
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Order is chaos in super-slow motion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g40vh9/order_is_chaos_in_superslow_motion/ (richy923)
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If we declare that earth is flat tomorrow, absolutely nothing changes except that we are giving the chance for the flat-earther to brag about how they knew it from the beginning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g40tu4/if_we_declare_that_earth_is_flat_tomorrow/ (pandadorable)
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It could be possible that we all see color completely differently

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g40tqn/it_could_be_possible_that_we_all_see_color/ (Yoyoesnadia)
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Cuddling was discovered by women who wanted to ask men a question with a truthful answer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g40tna/cuddling_was_discovered_by_women_who_wanted_to/ (ygdutt)
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You could be a tetrachromat, a person who can see millions of more colors than the average person, and not even know it because it’s normal for you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g40tke/you_could_be_a_tetrachromat_a_person_who_can_see/ (Evaleenora)
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It really puts your career path into prospective when your job is considered essential or not

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g40sz2/it_really_puts_your_career_path_into_prospective/ (PapaTojo419)
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You can’t step in the same stream twice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g40r30/you_cant_step_in_the_same_stream_twice/ (madairman)
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Movies involving normal people in a gang don't actually know how a real gang would work unless a real life gang leader would direct it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g40qtu/movies_involving_normal_people_in_a_gang_dont/ (FkHarlequin-)
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The stick shift is an extra security feature because very few know how to drive using stick.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g40qju/the_stick_shift_is_an_extra_security_feature/ (Lbifreal)
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Bralettes are kind of just training bras for grown ups.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g40no2/bralettes_are_kind_of_just_training_bras_for/ (LilyElephant)
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Saying little little e sounds exactly like you are saying little Italy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g40mw8/saying_little_little_e_sounds_exactly_like_you/ (Omniclause)
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The ratio of age between any 2 given people is always approaching 1

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g40m4w/the_ratio_of_age_between_any_2_given_people_is/ (jujuthedragon)
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Next season’s Fantasy Football might just be, fantasy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g40liv/next_seasons_fantasy_football_might_just_be/ (alnueman1)
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The Kardashians backsides rival the big bang in speed of expansion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g40kp9/the_kardashians_backsides_rival_the_big_bang_in/ (BasicRedditor1997)
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A face mask feels like a tight hoodie for your mouth and nose

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g40jnz/a_face_mask_feels_like_a_tight_hoodie_for_your/ (Forbiddenvoices)
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A face mask feels like a tight hoodie for your mouth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g40iv2/a_face_mask_feels_like_a_tight_hoodie_for_your/ ([deleted])
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History has never repeated itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g40iuf/history_has_never_repeated_itself/ (Kobe_Wan_Jabroni)
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The longest blink you'll ever do will be at least 8 hours long.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g40i5d/the_longest_blink_youll_ever_do_will_be_at_least/ (NoUsernameSelected)
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Dogs probably think we are immortal as we age very slowly compared to their 10-20 years on earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g40gox/dogs_probably_think_we_are_immortal_as_we_age/ (eatdatbooty416)
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Dogs probably think we're really weird for always picking up their poo

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g40g80/dogs_probably_think_were_really_weird_for_always/ (andy3172)
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Comedy podcasts are sit down comedy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g40cr7/comedy_podcasts_are_sit_down_comedy/ (buttplugjerry)
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On the plus side, havent had to hear "same shit, different day" in a while

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g40c2y/on_the_plus_side_havent_had_to_hear_same_shit/ (puddinpops01)
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Christina Aguilera is the only Genie in a Bottle, all the others are in lamps

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g40bzu/christina_aguilera_is_the_only_genie_in_a_bottle/ (1VentiChloroform)
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When you exercise your body, your muscles are learning how to lift heavier things or move themselves faster. When you exercise your mind, you training your brain to be able to carry more and heavier thoughts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g40bio/when_you_exercise_your_body_your_muscles_are/ (Colonel_dinggus)
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To imitate screaming, you whisper

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g40b5v/to_imitate_screaming_you_whisper/ (BeAwesome123)
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Every language travels at the speed of sound except sign language, which travels with the speed of light

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g40b0d/every_language_travels_at_the_speed_of_sound/ ([deleted])
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Back in Alexander the Great times you couldn't really build a wall completely surrounding your country because, although it is great for keeping you from getting conquered, it keeps you from conquering others.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g40axg/back_in_alexander_the_great_times_you_couldnt/ (AWildGazebo)
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Most people probably treat their pets better than the rest of their family

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g40a3x/most_people_probably_treat_their_pets_better_than/ (DarkNinja0615)
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When you bump into someone on the street, all the events in both yours and their entire lives led you to be at that place at the exact same moment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g407fm/when_you_bump_into_someone_on_the_street_all_the/ (rsiloliveira)
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People with house arrest sentences probably don’t feel alone during carona

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g4072s/people_with_house_arrest_sentences_probably_dont/ (FilipinoOompaLoompa)
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You can blink with your eyes closed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g406uq/you_can_blink_with_your_eyes_closed/ (Therealwillysg)
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Small people spooning with larger people is not spooning. It's backpacking

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g405wl/small_people_spooning_with_larger_people_is_not/ (GroundbreakingParty9)
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Your balls are the ultimate scratch and sniff

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g405v0/your_balls_are_the_ultimate_scratch_and_sniff/ (K0_p)
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We come from boxes, to live in boxes, to be buried in boxes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g402fv/we_come_from_boxes_to_live_in_boxes_to_be_buried/ (BeejieT)
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For a species that constantly act like assholes to each other, we sure do care a lot about what others think of us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g402fd/for_a_species_that_constantly_act_like_assholes/ (surprisedduck26)
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Hangman is kind of morbid for an early childhood spelling game.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g4028s/hangman_is_kind_of_morbid_for_an_early_childhood/ (Po1sonator)
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Women are painted by society to be more in touch with their emotions than men, but men are expected to control their emotions better than women

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g40283/women_are_painted_by_society_to_be_more_in_touch/ (purplayes)
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If a specific animal has an 8x higher chance of killing you than another animal, it is considered more rational to be more scared of it. But the same standard doesn't apply to humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3zzpn/if_a_specific_animal_has_an_8x_higher_chance_of/ (purplayes)
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If cats had social media, they would probably post about how annoying their whiskers are in daily living.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3zyq4/if_cats_had_social_media_they_would_probably_post/ (shreddedlettuces)
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Social media apps like Instagram and TikTok are probably linked to MK Ultra.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3zxuk/social_media_apps_like_instagram_and_tiktok_are/ (SwayzeBG)
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In high school, people who play sports are seen as well-rounded and hard-working. In college, people who play sports are hated and seen as dumb.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3zxdj/in_high_school_people_who_play_sports_are_seen_as/ (IMissFreedom)
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If there ever was a global disaster that was announced over the emergency broadcast system, people would think it was a prank until it was way too late.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3zxa9/if_there_ever_was_a_global_disaster_that_was/ (RU_4_8_6)
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If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again is the biggest joke that teachers tell little kids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3zwrs/if_at_first_you_dont_succeed_try_try_again_is_the/ (SWAT__ATTACK)
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Adults waste a lot of breath saying "a friend of mine" to avoid sounding like a child saying "my friend"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3zwn9/adults_waste_a_lot_of_breath_saying_a_friend_of/ (NVJayNub)
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Movies portray student athletes as popular. In reality, student athletes in college are one of the most hated and least popular groups.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3zv34/movies_portray_student_athletes_as_popular_in/ ([deleted])
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When You Get A Cold You Burn Up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3zuux/when_you_get_a_cold_you_burn_up/ (kdnrhaodmwlwjdkelf-d)
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Both "hot" and "cold" can be used as compliments for athletes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3zsr8/both_hot_and_cold_can_be_used_as_compliments_for/ (sengwj)
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The foot is always the first body part we'd choose to lose if the alternative was worse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3zsq4/the_foot_is_always_the_first_body_part_wed_choose/ (E-a-g-le)
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A fireman's job is to put themself out of business.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3zsnl/a_firemans_job_is_to_put_themself_out_of_business/ (Little_Rhapsody)
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Snorkelling is the exact opposite of drinking thru a straw

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3zr9m/snorkelling_is_the_exact_opposite_of_drinking/ (MasterFerretOmegaLUL)
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Clean energies aren’t that clean because everything we use to produce them is made using non renewable resources.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3zq0u/clean_energies_arent_that_clean_because/ (usernamenotfound701)
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We can find how deep a person is asleep by tickling them and seeing how much they react

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3zpk5/we_can_find_how_deep_a_person_is_asleep_by/ (satpat96)
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YouTubers would make so much more money if adblocker wasn’t a thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3zpbz/youtubers_would_make_so_much_more_money_if/ (ADNBAB123)
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Any sentence using the word 'actually' makes perfect sense when you remove it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3znet/any_sentence_using_the_word_actually_makes/ (Ocelot2727)
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Tall & Short Showers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3zn5q/tall_short_showers/ (Chevy-Draco)
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Humans only like eating cold food when they want it cold.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3zn14/humans_only_like_eating_cold_food_when_they_want/ ([deleted])
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A pizza is it’s on pie chart of how much is left.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3zmlk/a_pizza_is_its_on_pie_chart_of_how_much_is_left/ (palach1)
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If the movie Us (2019) took place in Texas or Florida rather than California, the movie would have turned out way differently.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3zmeg/if_the_movie_us_2019_took_place_in_texas_or/ (IntrovertedMiner)
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I'm glad potatoes don't scream when you peel them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3zme5/im_glad_potatoes_dont_scream_when_you_peel_them/ (ChequeBook)
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The renovation of Big Ben could be preparing the tower structurally for when the Queen dies and it explodes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3zm06/the_renovation_of_big_ben_could_be_preparing_the/ (Kai_T4)
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Tyga is the Nickelback of rap

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3zk8e/tyga_is_the_nickelback_of_rap/ (Consistent_Field)
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If you don't want "left-overs" you need to cook "right-under" the amount you think you need.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3zixu/if_you_dont_want_leftovers_you_need_to_cook/ (joshlamm)
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GIFs are motion pictures, so by the transitive property GIFs are movies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3zfhu/gifs_are_motion_pictures_so_by_the_transitive/ (JonSolo1)
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A graveyard is tinder for necrophiliacs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3zeuw/a_graveyard_is_tinder_for_necrophiliacs/ (Reddit_Max09)
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Men like to wear basketball shorts because it’s the closest we have to skirts in men’s fashion in terms of breathability.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3zeia/men_like_to_wear_basketball_shorts_because_its/ (107lasershark)
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Suddenly, Billie Eilish's fashion sense is on point

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3zegw/suddenly_billie_eilishs_fashion_sense_is_on_point/ (Harry-le-Roy)
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A butterfly effect goes crazy if you look back to think what wouldn’t have happened if you never learned to read

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3zd6x/a_butterfly_effect_goes_crazy_if_you_look_back_to/ (DarkHorse10000)
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People used to burn their trash, so when Santa gives kids coal, he is literally giving them back their own trash.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3zccs/people_used_to_burn_their_trash_so_when_santa/ (dh132)
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Everyone has a definite idea of what spaghetti is when they think of a meal. In reality, it’s just a type of pasta

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3zawh/everyone_has_a_definite_idea_of_what_spaghetti_is/ (JRose51)
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The biggest download button is usually not the right one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3za65/the_biggest_download_button_is_usually_not_the/ (juxllunx)
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To highschoolers the college kid who hangs out with them looks really cool, to college students he looks like a loser.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3za15/to_highschoolers_the_college_kid_who_hangs_out/ (mrkulci)
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A pet's descendants could be living with the descendants of their owner

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3z984/a_pets_descendants_could_be_living_with_the/ (EntitledFolder)
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When you understand history conspiracies seem more likely.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3z8x0/when_you_understand_history_conspiracies_seem/ (mrkulci)
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People claim college sports shouldn't be about making money. Yet, those people want to get rid of college sports that don't make money like tennis or track first.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3z77n/people_claim_college_sports_shouldnt_be_about/ (IMissFreedom)
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Everyone has two mouths if you count the belly button

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3z5lf/everyone_has_two_mouths_if_you_count_the_belly/ (hutimuti)
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When you hold a fret on guitar, you actually play the one in front of the one you're holding.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3z4er/when_you_hold_a_fret_on_guitar_you_actually_play/ (Pottatothegreat1985)
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Laugh tracks are annoying because sitcom jokes are getting worse. We are no longer distracted by our own laughter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3z3es/laugh_tracks_are_annoying_because_sitcom_jokes/ (IOTA_Tesla)
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If the sex your parents had the night you were conceived was bad, they may view you as a disappointment pretty early on in life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3z1oi/if_the_sex_your_parents_had_the_night_you_were/ (hutimuti)
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We as humans really underappreciate how fire doesn't smell bad

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3z0ys/we_as_humans_really_underappreciate_how_fire/ (VGK9Logan)
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Melinda Gates is Laura Dern’s less attractive cousin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3yw8l/melinda_gates_is_laura_derns_less_attractive/ (MsShugana)
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A lot of people are probably seeing things in their homes they never noticed before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3yw1d/a_lot_of_people_are_probably_seeing_things_in/ (ethanalabaster)
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Hose water and 3 am water have the same energy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3yvkg/hose_water_and_3_am_water_have_the_same_energy/ (LightlyPeanut)
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Very few people have actually seen a cat fully asleep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3yrpi/very_few_people_have_actually_seen_a_cat_fully/ ([deleted])
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It’s not premarital sex if you don’t get married.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3yqve/its_not_premarital_sex_if_you_dont_get_married/ (MaximumPollution)
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Almost everyone likes boobs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ypz9/almost_everyone_likes_boobs/ (AMRunner)
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The only way to see black in your screen in turning it off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ypp4/the_only_way_to_see_black_in_your_screen_in/ (YellowBananaGoat)
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If you identify a UFO as a UFO, it is no longer a UFO

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3yoob/if_you_identify_a_ufo_as_a_ufo_it_is_no_longer_a/ (HuskyWolfGamer89)
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Staying 6 ft apart has to be hard on the porn industry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3yoi3/staying_6_ft_apart_has_to_be_hard_on_the_porn/ (bplush)
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Joe Exotic could have just been Calvin from “Calvin and Hobbs” all grown up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3yogu/joe_exotic_could_have_just_been_calvin_from/ (TotaledEarth)
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Calling someone "smooth brained" is much more potent than saying they're stupid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3yn7i/calling_someone_smooth_brained_is_much_more/ (howareya79)
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If humanity discovered telepathy it’d probably have pop up ads within 24 hours.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ym3t/if_humanity_discovered_telepathy_itd_probably/ (rondomguy)
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Anything can come in a can of you try hard enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3yjat/anything_can_come_in_a_can_of_you_try_hard_enough/ (Tis_A_Rando_Account)
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If Dreamworks makes a movie titled Teamwork, then dreamwork would make the teamwork

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3yhtb/if_dreamworks_makes_a_movie_titled_teamwork_then/ (piman801)
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Leaving the house nowadays feels like living the caves 100 thousand years ago

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3yhj8/leaving_the_house_nowadays_feels_like_living_the/ (blackhole_pussy)
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If you put salt on your brain, it could very well shrivel like a slug.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ygpo/if_you_put_salt_on_your_brain_it_could_very_well/ (ACubeInABox)
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The rest of our body is quite bland compared to our face

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3yfuw/the_rest_of_our_body_is_quite_bland_compared_to/ (kmaser)
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Technically all worms are earthworms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3yezk/technically_all_worms_are_earthworms/ (polygone722)
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Studios can spend millions on special effects but still old photos in the movie look like terrible Photoshop jobs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ydxe/studios_can_spend_millions_on_special_effects_but/ (bullintheheather)
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Due to all the world tours you probably never even played regular Subway surfers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3yc9n/due_to_all_the_world_tours_you_probably_never/ (The_asseater_69)
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46 BC was the longest year in history, let that sink in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ybt1/46_bc_was_the_longest_year_in_history_let_that/ (BasicRedditor1997)
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Remember, when someone brings up your past failures after a huge accomplishment, they reveal themselves as a foe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3yakm/remember_when_someone_brings_up_your_past/ (NowParanormal)
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A “healthy amount” of unhealthy food is the same as an “unhealthy amount” of unhealthy food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3y97g/a_healthy_amount_of_unhealthy_food_is_the_same_as/ (jkelz6)
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“Fuck the fucking fuckers”. Is grammatically correct.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3y84u/fuck_the_fucking_fuckers_is_grammatically_correct/ ([deleted])
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Sex is a twosome and masturbation is a onesome

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3y80x/sex_is_a_twosome_and_masturbation_is_a_onesome/ (Harder_Boy)
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The most talented musician that ever lived could have lived and died without ever playing a note

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3y732/the_most_talented_musician_that_ever_lived_could/ (smellmybuttfoo)
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You’ve probably set your personal record for going without blinking when you weren’t thinking about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3y70u/youve_probably_set_your_personal_record_for_going/ (Not_NathanL)
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If you die in prison, and then come back to life your life sentence has actually ended

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3y5uz/if_you_die_in_prison_and_then_come_back_to_life/ (TopHardware)
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The floors in the Jedi temple must be really clean since their robes keep touching the ground

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3y4f1/the_floors_in_the_jedi_temple_must_be_really/ (SirHighGround)
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Humans have the inate ability to suddenly appear when you want nothing but peace and quiet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3y48c/humans_have_the_inate_ability_to_suddenly_appear/ (PreparedForAnalSex)
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A hardy hand shake is the healthy tan.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3y2sl/a_hardy_hand_shake_is_the_healthy_tan/ (I_made_my_bow_tie)
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We basically have plants on our head

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3y2ay/we_basically_have_plants_on_our_head/ (mowheato)
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Mint condition for human being does not exist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3y271/mint_condition_for_human_being_does_not_exist/ (Seedpound)
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No matter how big the house is, how deep is your pocket, how nice your car is, it will be the same size, Greg

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3y1kg/no_matter_how_big_the_house_is_how_deep_is_your/ ([deleted])
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If you grabbed a handful of jelly beans from one of those large variety jars and ate them all at once, you'd experience a combined flavor that nobody before you probably ever has.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3xzyl/if_you_grabbed_a_handful_of_jelly_beans_from_one/ (hambarger2)
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Black holes are enormous trash compactors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3xzt4/black_holes_are_enormous_trash_compactors/ (RealJackKevorkian)
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Plants are the new string lights

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3xyr7/plants_are_the_new_string_lights/ (poopcornkernels)
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There are tons of people who know what city Superintendent Chalmers is from without even watching The Simpsons

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3xy6k/there_are_tons_of_people_who_know_what_city/ (CillianJulianII)
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If Vegetable oil is made from vegetables what's baby oil made of

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3xxpk/if_vegetable_oil_is_made_from_vegetables_whats/ (Bolts_Legend317)
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Beer is made with water, but saying beer tastes like water is an insult.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3xx4a/beer_is_made_with_water_but_saying_beer_tastes/ (redmambo_no6)
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Quantum problems are both important and unimportant to daily life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3xvpy/quantum_problems_are_both_important_and/ (JustThatOtherDude)
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Dogs probably think we choose to ignore them rather than them thinking we can’t understand them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3xvbw/dogs_probably_think_we_choose_to_ignore_them/ (ghayes4)
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We never hear from people who followed their dreams and it didn't work out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3xuq5/we_never_hear_from_people_who_followed_their/ (SIGH_I_CALL)
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Console gamers are always AFK.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3xtw7/console_gamers_are_always_afk/ (t_jo)
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It’s relatively easy to be an asshole to your best friends or total strangers, but no one in-between

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3xt2f/its_relatively_easy_to_be_an_asshole_to_your_best/ (epic_wooper)
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You can divide the world by people who like flat billed caps and people that aren’t stupid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3xt07/you_can_divide_the_world_by_people_who_like_flat/ (RockinandChalkin)
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Almost everything we use are made from dead animals and we thinks it’s normal but then we also hate animal abuse and poaching

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3xsir/almost_everything_we_use_are_made_from_dead/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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Lamps in video games run on electricity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3xsgz/lamps_in_video_games_run_on_electricity/ (Mr_Angell)
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The first five Rocky movies are a roadmap to brain damage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3xqr2/the_first_five_rocky_movies_are_a_roadmap_to/ ([deleted])
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Humans’ greatest survival mechanism is the belief their lives have ‘purpose.’

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3xqfz/humans_greatest_survival_mechanism_is_the_belief/ (shggy31)
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Darth Vader probably smelled awful.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3xptb/darth_vader_probably_smelled_awful/ (TinkerToyFan96)
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The word Essential has never been so overused

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3xpct/the_word_essential_has_never_been_so_overused/ (comefindme1231)
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House cats probably think that the front door opens to a very large room they are never allowed to enter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3xnon/house_cats_probably_think_that_the_front_door/ (NarsistSaklaban)
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A lot more dead bodies will be left undiscovered due to the reduction of avid dog walkers and hikers venturing into the deepest parts of nature

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3xmsb/a_lot_more_dead_bodies_will_be_left_undiscovered/ (EmanonUkser)
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If someone looks scared from their eyes, their eyes aren't any different, it's just the skin around shaped a certain way

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3xhij/if_someone_looks_scared_from_their_eyes_their/ (hkhan_2007)
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They're having us stay indoors and do nothing so we can get used to our new life on the red planet in 2030

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3xgom/theyre_having_us_stay_indoors_and_do_nothing_so/ (jujuthedragon)
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Losing both your arms might not kill you but it definitely won't make you stronger

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3xghh/losing_both_your_arms_might_not_kill_you_but_it/ (MTG-04)
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The customer is always right until you're the cashier

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3xeak/the_customer_is_always_right_until_youre_the/ (Seedpound)
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As a child, you are amazed at how adults are able to do such complicated things. As an adult, you are amazed at how other adults are unable to do such simple things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3xdhu/as_a_child_you_are_amazed_at_how_adults_are_able/ (dannydevitoismydad82)
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In caveman times, we could make an iPhone, we just didn't have the knowledge and materials to build one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3xcgm/in_caveman_times_we_could_make_an_iphone_we_just/ (LoudnessofTheLambs)
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Leaving your used coffee pod in the Keurig is the modern day version of leaving the seat up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3xbr9/leaving_your_used_coffee_pod_in_the_keurig_is_the/ (SSEiGuy)
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Teen Titans (og) and Brooklyn 99 are the same show.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3xawa/teen_titans_og_and_brooklyn_99_are_the_same_show/ (iSquash)
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More deaf than usual

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3x8aq/more_deaf_than_usual/ (Timtitus)
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In the process of trying to save the human race we are destroying the earth with the amount of plastic gloves and masks people are throwing out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3x674/in_the_process_of_trying_to_save_the_human_race/ (savetheplanet656)
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It's universally accepted that when people using computers are shown in movies the mouse always moves unrealistically slow and smoothly across the screen, but nobody does anything about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3x5qo/its_universally_accepted_that_when_people_using/ (Olliehv)
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There’s gonna be a lot of great used cars with low mileage on the market in about a year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3x4nr/theres_gonna_be_a_lot_of_great_used_cars_with_low/ (Better_Off_Gay)
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Everybody loves peanut butter on a Apple but nobody ever makes a peanut butter and apple sauce sandwich

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3x407/everybody_loves_peanut_butter_on_a_apple_but/ (Amcal)
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Your plans are only plans once they're planned

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3x2jw/your_plans_are_only_plans_once_theyre_planned/ ([deleted])
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In an uncountable number of parallel universes you're already dead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3x1qw/in_an_uncountable_number_of_parallel_universes/ (beep_check)
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When cooking, if melting cheese... there is no failure.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3wz31/when_cooking_if_melting_cheese_there_is_no_failure/ (seeyat)
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When cooking, "If at first you don't succeed, eat the results and find more materials."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3wy8g/when_cooking_if_at_first_you_dont_succeed_eat_the/ (seeyat)
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The common cold must be suffering a significant recession right along with humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3wy25/the_common_cold_must_be_suffering_a_significant/ (Trickykids)
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There are negative numbers, but not negative digits.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ww1r/there_are_negative_numbers_but_not_negative_digits/ (Uncrackable_Cipher)
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When lying down, your balls are a pillow for your dick

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3wuqr/when_lying_down_your_balls_are_a_pillow_for_your/ (hanniahisbananaz)
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Technically all actors are voice actors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3wuji/technically_all_actors_are_voice_actors/ ([deleted])
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Somebody could start a successful business where you can order specific amounts of ingredients to fit a recipe without leftover waste

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3wu1t/somebody_could_start_a_successful_business_where/ (Tofuak)
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Winning an Oscar will be the first line in every actor’s obituary

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3wttk/winning_an_oscar_will_be_the_first_line_in_every/ ([deleted])
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Need for speed police cars are the fastest cars out there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3wtf4/need_for_speed_police_cars_are_the_fastest_cars/ (ElmoOnSteroids)
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The Earth has very patchy hair

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3wsbh/the_earth_has_very_patchy_hair/ (WiiExpertise)
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To quickly debunk the 5G myth, ask why wildlife isn't affected.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ws5k/to_quickly_debunk_the_5g_myth_ask_why_wildlife/ (drummerboye)
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You yourself would technically go extinct because there's only one person in whole universe who talks like you, walks like you when you die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3wqqb/you_yourself_would_technically_go_extinct_because/ (boredaf2105)
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Not having eyebrows is something scary for many of us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3wo93/not_having_eyebrows_is_something_scary_for_many/ (WoodenAfternoon2)
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The vatican once used a fake bishop on TV. It was quickly exposed because everyone could see that he never once moved diagonally.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3wno0/the_vatican_once_used_a_fake_bishop_on_tv_it_was/ (noconversationplease)
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It is much easier to become famous for being evil than it is being good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3wn5p/it_is_much_easier_to_become_famous_for_being_evil/ (Clattu)
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We can see and understand when a dog feels bad when we cry if they bite us too hard, so it’s safe to assume dogs understand that we feel bad when we accidentally step on their paws.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3wlgb/we_can_see_and_understand_when_a_dog_feels_bad/ (duddleydingleberry)
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If you’ve posted an image of yourself online, there’s a good chance at least one person somewhere has masturbated to you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3wkxh/if_youve_posted_an_image_of_yourself_online/ (Actually_Mad)
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Everything you see is 3D

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3wkrc/everything_you_see_is_3d/ (wojtek30)
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With masks becoming practically mandatory and the advice to not touch things or your face, it must be especially difficult to communicate with deaf people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3wki0/with_masks_becoming_practically_mandatory_and_the/ (Greyscale_God)
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it is the year 2 AC

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3wkfz/it_is_the_year_2_ac/ (af_general)
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Whoever said walking under a ladder was bad luck hated convenient mobility

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3wj9i/whoever_said_walking_under_a_ladder_was_bad_luck/ (MrChristianL)
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Federal governments are parasites.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3wilp/federal_governments_are_parasites/ ([deleted])
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All national anthems are technically country music.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3whuh/all_national_anthems_are_technically_country_music/ (DeathStarTrojan)
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Tater Tots are nothing more than bite sized hash browns.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3whqg/tater_tots_are_nothing_more_than_bite_sized_hash/ (H0boHumpinSloboBabe)
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The opposite of a pity party is a pride parade.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3who8/the_opposite_of_a_pity_party_is_a_pride_parade/ (uberscheisse)
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Balding is not in the body positivity movement, but gaining weight is. However, one of those things is often times more controllable while the other happens whether you like it or not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3we5x/balding_is_not_in_the_body_positivity_movement/ (therkop)
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Celebrities are probably enjoying some peace and quiet away from paparazzi

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3wch5/celebrities_are_probably_enjoying_some_peace_and/ (Casualgamer14)
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If superman can survive in space because he gets his power from the son, than technically superman is a plant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3wcgh/if_superman_can_survive_in_space_because_he_gets/ (josephalbright1)
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Humans only like eating food cold if its meant to be cold.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3w8fk/humans_only_like_eating_food_cold_if_its_meant_to/ (ydnb_kylee)
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The popularity of a black and white cookie is not that it appeals to both chocolate and vanilla lovers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3w8dm/the_popularity_of_a_black_and_white_cookie_is_not/ (cpacfagolf)
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People refer to seniors as 'old babies' very often, but referring to babies as 'young seniors' just sounds weird

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3w7l0/people_refer_to_seniors_as_old_babies_very_often/ (ScrambledBread)
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You are in a stranger's picture somewhere

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3w7ff/you_are_in_a_strangers_picture_somewhere/ (AirDubz)
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Given Star Wars is set in the future...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3w77x/given_star_wars_is_set_in_the_future/ (Fr8monkey)
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There is no audio of Beethoven and Mozart actually performing, so for all we know they could have sucked live.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3w6mi/there_is_no_audio_of_beethoven_and_mozart/ ([deleted])
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Henchmen or enemy soldiers in movies must not know their crew, because it seems pretty easy for the heroes to just dress up as one of them and go completely unnoticed even when making dialogue.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3w62g/henchmen_or_enemy_soldiers_in_movies_must_not/ (BigSpicyMeatBOI)
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Almost anything post ww1 could be tied back to the assassination of arch duke Ferdinand

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3w5tf/almost_anything_post_ww1_could_be_tied_back_to/ (Mukamillion)
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Spring cleaning is cleaning you could have done all year round but with the windows open.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3w4gr/spring_cleaning_is_cleaning_you_could_have_done/ (Kazooooooo)
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We get salmonella from raw meat or eggs, but cats don’t get salmonella from eating mice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3w42h/we_get_salmonella_from_raw_meat_or_eggs_but_cats/ (Zuckerschneggle)
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Cement is the flour of construction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3w1ku/cement_is_the_flour_of_construction/ (carpenter20m)
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Sometimes the sharpest tool in the shed won't cut it, sometimes you need a hammer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3w0h3/sometimes_the_sharpest_tool_in_the_shed_wont_cut/ (zocjonar)
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All officers in Schindler’s List bear the initials of the movie’s director

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3vyny/all_officers_in_schindlers_list_bear_the_initials/ (Pjoernrachzarck)
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Door handles are probably the cleanest they have ever been since everyone is afraid to touch them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3vyki/door_handles_are_probably_the_cleanest_they_have/ (PNW_PGH)
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Older people are lead,acid batteries in a lithium ion world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3vxz8/older_people_are_leadacid_batteries_in_a_lithium/ (MPHV51)
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Skin cancer is dead by daylight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3vwqm/skin_cancer_is_dead_by_daylight/ (DreiBeinigerKanadier)
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People still recite their phone numbers in voicemails because it was necessary before caller ID even though no one actually gets the callback number that way anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3vwak/people_still_recite_their_phone_numbers_in/ (babyboba)
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The word "R!ddit" represents the word "re-edit". Original content is stolen from other users and "re-edit"ed so that new user can grow more popular. The word "R!ddit" itself is a re-edit from the word "re-edit ".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3vw3y/the_word_rddit_represents_the_word_reedit/ (Animal_Claw44147)
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The economy is on the verge of collapsing because people are only buying what they need.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3vve2/the_economy_is_on_the_verge_of_collapsing_because/ (zevHS)
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Seeing hundreds of people in public wearing masks and gloves won’t feel so normal for a while

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3vv72/seeing_hundreds_of_people_in_public_wearing_masks/ (nturner03)
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Spiders are living mousetraps- always ready and scary fast.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3vu5i/spiders_are_living_mousetraps_always_ready_and/ (disisdawetohell)
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Seeing hundreds of people wearing masks and gloves in public will probably never seem so normal for a while

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3vu1k/seeing_hundreds_of_people_wearing_masks_and/ ([deleted])
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If rich people don't spend their money on expensive, unnecessary things, they don't appear rich

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3vtz9/if_rich_people_dont_spend_their_money_on/ (StepOnAFloor)
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Anal pornstars must be very good at pooping

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3vsqn/anal_pornstars_must_be_very_good_at_pooping/ (mrcharlesboyle)
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If the world ran out of electricity we'd lose 80 per cent of our musicians.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3vs7j/if_the_world_ran_out_of_electricity_wed_lose_80/ ([deleted])
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Living in a free society is great until you need everyone to participate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3vr21/living_in_a_free_society_is_great_until_you_need/ (AFCvKFC)
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People aren’t allowed to use the n word in full, but every other derogatory word based on race is allowed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3vqoh/people_arent_allowed_to_use_the_n_word_in_full/ (ilove90day)
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You can tell a lot about people by the way they eat fruit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3vqd4/you_can_tell_a_lot_about_people_by_the_way_they/ (HenryIsBored_)
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You never see a swimming walrus

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3vq52/you_never_see_a_swimming_walrus/ (Backpacks_Got_Jets)
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Technically, every movie and game or book does exists in a alter universe with you as the main character.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3vq14/technically_every_movie_and_game_or_book_does/ (Coy_1)
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The taste of string cheese is defined by how thin you pull it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3vn1n/the_taste_of_string_cheese_is_defined_by_how_thin/ (u-Wot-Brother)
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If an Anthony Fauci movie was made, Tom Hanks would play him.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3vmd8/if_an_anthony_fauci_movie_was_made_tom_hanks/ (11stripes)
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If you stacked 2 sandwiches on top of each other,you’d end up with only 1 sandwich.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3vlmp/if_you_stacked_2_sandwiches_on_top_of_each/ (ihate-Everythingx)
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Family Feud is a show which awards you based on how average you are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3vhjw/family_feud_is_a_show_which_awards_you_based_on/ (BraveMagician1)
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With all these delivery groceries it actually IS delivery... AND Digiorno

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3vgcl/with_all_these_delivery_groceries_it_actually_is/ (dudemanlikeum)
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Cheetahs might think leopards are them but fat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3vdsy/cheetahs_might_think_leopards_are_them_but_fat/ (Atalkingpizzabox)
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If you add lettuce to a burger you gain more weight

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3vd03/if_you_add_lettuce_to_a_burger_you_gain_more/ (ReZTune)
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Having someone lie TO you and FOR you each indicate two levels of respect.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3va1s/having_someone_lie_to_you_and_for_you_each/ (NeonSprig)
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If wizard portkeys are meant to look like litter, the ministry of magic must really hate the recent trash cleanup trend.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3v95g/if_wizard_portkeys_are_meant_to_look_like_litter/ (No-This-Is-Patar)
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If you think about, it's possible that more bugs/insects/arachnids have died than humans in all of history

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3v8n3/if_you_think_about_its_possible_that_more/ (zeldalvr)
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There are songs that if music videos representing what they're actually about were to be made, the only platforms they'd be allowed on are porn websites

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3v8f6/there_are_songs_that_if_music_videos_representing/ (meerkatsandfrogs)
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Riding horses is weird. Imagine if a small horse just got on your back and told you to go somewhere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3v7tk/riding_horses_is_weird_imagine_if_a_small_horse/ (FarmerJohn37)
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Being born deaf must be like coming from a very loud and dark place to a very light and quiet place

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3v7sq/being_born_deaf_must_be_like_coming_from_a_very/ (pmayall)
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Bros before hoes is a code that makes you cock block yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3v6xf/bros_before_hoes_is_a_code_that_makes_you_cock/ (Gravix-Gotcha)
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People looking forward to playing Cyberpunk 2077 are losing theirs heads about simple microchip identification

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3v3en/people_looking_forward_to_playing_cyberpunk_2077/ (Impossible_Tenth)
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In movies, jocks make fun of nerds. In real life, nerds make fun of jocks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3v0kn/in_movies_jocks_make_fun_of_nerds_in_real_life/ (IMissFreedom)
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Maybe Sharks are always grumpy or aggressive because they have a mouth full of eternal loose teeth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3uznt/maybe_sharks_are_always_grumpy_or_aggressive/ (Smokeybearvii)
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The handshake is probably the most prolific killer in earth's history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3uyc0/the_handshake_is_probably_the_most_prolific/ (noconversationplease)
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People must have been very productive before television was invented

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3uxp7/people_must_have_been_very_productive_before/ (YaMochi)
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If you're unable to wish something on your worst enemy, maybe they're not your worst enemy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3uxnr/if_youre_unable_to_wish_something_on_your_worst/ (OptionalPlayer)
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Camouflage print clothing actually makes you more visible

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3uxcw/camouflage_print_clothing_actually_makes_you_more/ (christinawebb1998)
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Brother from another mother is a compliment, bro from another hoe not so much

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3uxb9/brother_from_another_mother_is_a_compliment_bro/ (DivingGill)
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If you are in vacuum, it's not vacuum anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3uurr/if_you_are_in_vacuum_its_not_vacuum_anymore/ (TreeGarage)
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It is hard to make it onto a college sports teams, yet those that make it get made fun of by the rest of the country

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3uubj/it_is_hard_to_make_it_onto_a_college_sports_teams/ (IMissFreedom)
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If sunscreen works by blocking light, then applying it directly on your eyes will blind you in two ways.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3utmw/if_sunscreen_works_by_blocking_light_then/ (Ivan211004)
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Most food tastes better by grinding up a rock and sprinkling it all over

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3us0e/most_food_tastes_better_by_grinding_up_a_rock_and/ (SpenFen)
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If one car's alarm in a street is malfunctioning, and keeps going off, all of the alarms of cars in that street will lose their effectiveness

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3urcs/if_one_cars_alarm_in_a_street_is_malfunctioning/ (Yarash2110)
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An Estate Sale is a Dead Giveaway

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3uqod/an_estate_sale_is_a_dead_giveaway/ (Hysterical_Realist)
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Cooking vegetarian could be a really disturbing experience if vegetables would scream when being cut into pieces and thrown into hot pans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3uqnt/cooking_vegetarian_could_be_a_really_disturbing/ (HeisenbugLtd)
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Saying "I'm more humble than you" is an oxymoron

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3uqit/saying_im_more_humble_than_you_is_an_oxymoron/ (paone22)
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At some point, someone from the friend group will bury all of his mates, but none of his mates will bury him.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3uqd2/at_some_point_someone_from_the_friend_group_will/ (MrFanfi)
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Buildings and houses have more plot armor than the actual characters

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3uqcx/buildings_and_houses_have_more_plot_armor_than/ (The_Legendary_Yeeter)
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The true opposite of knowledge isn't ignorance but superstition.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3uom4/the_true_opposite_of_knowledge_isnt_ignorance_but/ (Judge_T)
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Technically everyone is on a fictional ranking board that shows the people who are closest and furthest away from death. Whenever someone dies, you move up on the board. One day you’ll be on the top right before you die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3uo5w/technically_everyone_is_on_a_fictional_ranking/ (Mr_Mankind_)
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You can fail a coin flip infinite times.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3unms/you_can_fail_a_coin_flip_infinite_times/ (Gushie1337)
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They probably made sure pornhub was easy to navigate with only the mouse because they knew users would have one hand that was occupied

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3umj1/they_probably_made_sure_pornhub_was_easy_to/ (WolfAchilles)
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For deaf people the pantomime and speaking parts of Activity game are the same

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ulkk/for_deaf_people_the_pantomime_and_speaking_parts/ (Lem_Tuoni)
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People are pedestrians, ergo cats and dogs are quadrupedestrians.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ul7r/people_are_pedestrians_ergo_cats_and_dogs_are/ (noconversationplease)
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If something really tasted "funny" you'd just be laughing while eating it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ukpn/if_something_really_tasted_funny_youd_just_be/ (EdwardNippleclamps)
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One way of controlling a large group of people is influencing them to have a predictable behavior

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3uj74/one_way_of_controlling_a_large_group_of_people_is/ (complexramification)
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Because of all of Nemo's siblings, the body count in Finding Nemo is higher than Terminator 1-3 and all of the Rambo movies combined

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3uihl/because_of_all_of_nemos_siblings_the_body_count/ (Whymustudodat)
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Having a telescope is cool unless you live in a high rise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ugyx/having_a_telescope_is_cool_unless_you_live_in_a/ (BuegeCJ)
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Soup is savory tea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ufij/soup_is_savory_tea/ (automatato)
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People are inherently weak and unintelligent when they're first born but become strong and intelligent when they're adults and then once again become weak and unintelligent as they decay as elders

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ueu9/people_are_inherently_weak_and_unintelligent_when/ (NicksThicc)
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While not appropriate for people, kink-shaming is completely valid for garden hoses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3udnp/while_not_appropriate_for_people_kinkshaming_is/ (p_diablo)
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Pretty ironic that eating ass is socially acceptable as long as there's enough mutual attraction, but cleaning someone's ass is automatically weird and awkward in almost every scenario.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ucrh/pretty_ironic_that_eating_ass_is_socially/ (vexed_chexmix)
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Newbie button mashers win against veteran players because they have adrenaline and fear motivating them to win.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3uc70/newbie_button_mashers_win_against_veteran_players/ (LeRedditNormie)
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Doubting the integrity of something is better than hoping it's good without confirming it's not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3u9v0/doubting_the_integrity_of_something_is_better/ (SupremoZanne)
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You wear a bike helmet many times, but you only really use it once.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3u7ny/you_wear_a_bike_helmet_many_times_but_you_only/ (indecisiveshrub)
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People who can’t cook think it’s such an amazing skill to have but in reality, after you bought the ingredients you’re already like 80% there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3u6n9/people_who_cant_cook_think_its_such_an_amazing/ (Sl1ppin_Jimmy)
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Archaeologists in the future are going to be really confused.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3u6lp/archaeologists_in_the_future_are_going_to_be/ (AvengersFangirl99)
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Due to all the fake drugs/sex noises our friends made while we were on the phone, we won't think our kids are doing drugs/having sex if we hear it while on the phone with them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3u3qs/due_to_all_the_fake_drugssex_noises_our_friends/ (Tarostar1)
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If your car doesn't brake, then your car will break.....

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3u2zm/if_your_car_doesnt_brake_then_your_car_will_break/ (crusaderreddit)
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If hair salons remain closed for much longer the bowlcut may become the latest trend.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3u2ut/if_hair_salons_remain_closed_for_much_longer_the/ (the_wet_wildebeest)
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We went from riding around in horses and wagons to landing in the moon in not even a hundred years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3u194/we_went_from_riding_around_in_horses_and_wagons/ (runningfan01)
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Trying to get broken earbuds to work properly is the modern version of adjusting the antenna to get the TV to work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3u0hz/trying_to_get_broken_earbuds_to_work_properly_is/ (danger666noodle)
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Your subjective viewing of a pin placed inside an onion is an opinnion

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3tzbz/your_subjective_viewing_of_a_pin_placed_inside_an/ (4our_5ive6ix)
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The song “Mask Off” by Future hasn’t aged well

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3tz64/the_song_mask_off_by_future_hasnt_aged_well/ (clarinetist420)
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All, tattoos are temporary tattoos in the grand scheme of things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3txob/all_tattoos_are_temporary_tattoos_in_the_grand/ (CommaHorror)
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In a few decades were going to have a ton of elderly people with tattoos.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3txju/in_a_few_decades_were_going_to_have_a_ton_of/ (Chadcarlsbad)
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The titles of the first 8 star wars movies all happened in some way in episode 9.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3tvt4/the_titles_of_the_first_8_star_wars_movies_all/ (Atalkingpizzabox)
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All languages travel at the speed of sound, except sign language which travels at the speed of light.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3tvsz/all_languages_travel_at_the_speed_of_sound_except/ ([deleted])
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You r‌‌ealize y‌‌ou a‌‌re g‌‌etting o‌‌lder w‌‌hen “‌‌ok b‌‌oomer” s‌‌tarts a‌‌nnoying y‌‌ou

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ttyw/you_realize_you_are_getting_older_when_ok_boomer/ (vpetrychuk)
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If reincarnation is real, and since plants are living things, you could come back as a fruit or a vegetable that you dislike

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3tral/if_reincarnation_is_real_and_since_plants_are/ (XarH)
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Arby’s Bronco Berry sauce is southwestern sweet & sour.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3tom6/arbys_bronco_berry_sauce_is_southwestern_sweet/ (cheshire_splat)
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There are kids who know who LeBron James is, but don’t know who Michael Jordan is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3tnrj/there_are_kids_who_know_who_lebron_james_is_but/ (redmambo_no6)
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When you "drink" a liquid, you're actually spilling it into your stomach.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3tmmw/when_you_drink_a_liquid_youre_actually_spilling/ (MonFromage)
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Everything is always in the last place you look for it, because you stop looking in places for it when you find it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3tk8t/everything_is_always_in_the_last_place_you_look/ ([deleted])
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Donating about $14 (from a savings of $20,000) is about the same as Jeff Bezos donating $100,000,000.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3tk5w/donating_about_14_from_a_savings_of_20000_is/ (trefenwyd49)
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Head to head is usually a battle... unless your laying on two couches.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3tk4z/head_to_head_is_usually_a_battle_unless_your/ (seeyat)
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You need to put a plural noun after a zero.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3tjzp/you_need_to_put_a_plural_noun_after_a_zero/ ([deleted])
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Rappers who rap about the high life must have had a first song that didn't include bragging about how rich they were, because they weren't rich yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3tjza/rappers_who_rap_about_the_high_life_must_have_had/ (the_Chosen_not_Dead)
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We may have overlooked screening Ozzy's blood for a cure.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3tjuu/we_may_have_overlooked_screening_ozzys_blood_for/ (JoeFas)
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A dogs enemy isn’t cats or mailmen. It’s cell phones and video games.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3tjla/a_dogs_enemy_isnt_cats_or_mailmen_its_cell_phones/ (Albanasty)
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All spoons at a dine in place are used

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3tj5h/all_spoons_at_a_dine_in_place_are_used/ (hootowl58)
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From the exact moment you are arrested, it is designed to persuade you to plead guilty

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3tc97/from_the_exact_moment_you_are_arrested_it_is/ (Bdub76)
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The real success in a youth league is when the rich parent hosts the celebration.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3tc22/the_real_success_in_a_youth_league_is_when_the/ (farooqskariem)
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Sometimes it's hard to figure out where the night ends and the day begins.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3tbss/sometimes_its_hard_to_figure_out_where_the_night/ (starzwillsucceed)
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The spiritual ancestors of modern gamers were those who played boardgames.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ta44/the_spiritual_ancestors_of_modern_gamers_were/ (Zaktot2468)
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In about a decade we basically moved from "save the trees and don't use paper products" to "fuck the trees and don't use oil product"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3t9oo/in_about_a_decade_we_basically_moved_from_save/ (Isralien)
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When people go to donate blood, a nurse does the procedure, imagine if they did the same at sperm banks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3t8ue/when_people_go_to_donate_blood_a_nurse_does_the/ (SoyUnFracaso)
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If you drove around the neighborhood with a loudspeaker on your car yelling “Alexa, play ___” you could make almost a whole neighborhood involuntarily play the same song

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3t8ua/if_you_drove_around_the_neighborhood_with_a/ (stumpjungle)
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Joe Exotic would have been a front runner on Celebrity Apprentice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3t84r/joe_exotic_would_have_been_a_front_runner_on/ (CooterSam)
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A vanilla soy latte is a three-bean soup.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3t80e/a_vanilla_soy_latte_is_a_threebean_soup/ ([deleted])
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Paper has 6 sides, yet we can only use 2 of them effectively.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3t7iz/paper_has_6_sides_yet_we_can_only_use_2_of_them/ (WalkMan__79)
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No matter how a big a dildo is, there’s a bigger one somewhere out there in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3t62g/no_matter_how_a_big_a_dildo_is_theres_a_bigger/ (MyNameIsNahDude)
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If you have a slow computer you probably came across a legitimate bug and merely blamed your pc for crashing again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3t4k3/if_you_have_a_slow_computer_you_probably_came/ (xXDarkCubeXx)
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Drinking thru a straw is the exact opposite of going snorkeling

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3t4au/drinking_thru_a_straw_is_the_exact_opposite_of/ (snackattack747)
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Neanderthals probably laughed at their farts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3t3gc/neanderthals_probably_laughed_at_their_farts/ (pewnanner)
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To show you the power of NASA, they were able to compete with the USSR in the space race despite the union's abundance of agencies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3t283/to_show_you_the_power_of_nasa_they_were_able_to/ (BiggestForts)
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People online like to claim that going to Ivy League schools is a waste of money even though those schools almost guarantee a six figure job right out of college

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3t1wq/people_online_like_to_claim_that_going_to_ivy/ (IMissFreedom)
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When you eat meat and potatoes, you become meat and potatoes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3t0wx/when_you_eat_meat_and_potatoes_you_become_meat/ (GangsterMilk62)
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A window is a two in one mirror

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3t0mf/a_window_is_a_two_in_one_mirror/ (kiwitoothpick)
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In WALL-E it’s whack that probably only the wealthy were able to afford the ship that launched them away from the dying planet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3t0a2/in_walle_its_whack_that_probably_only_the_wealthy/ (PPLovee)
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Throughout your life you probably didn't actually touch your eyes that often

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3szqj/throughout_your_life_you_probably_didnt_actually/ (MCUltraRetarded)
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Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are small while David Hasselhoff is huge because they set their belt to M for Mini.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3szlv/mermaid_man_and_barnacle_boy_are_small_while/ (bsonstott)
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The longer you're a fan of something the more you get annoyed by other fans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3swdn/the_longer_youre_a_fan_of_something_the_more_you/ (WildSoapbox)
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People will exacerbate problems if they aren't receiving high quality information.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3sw2f/people_will_exacerbate_problems_if_they_arent/ (Chachmaster3000)
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If y‌‌ou t‌‌ravelled a‌‌round t‌‌he E‌‌arth, y‌‌our h‌‌ead i‌‌s t‌‌he o‌‌ne t‌‌hat t‌‌ravelled t‌‌he b‌‌iggest d‌‌istance. U‌‌nless y‌‌ou d‌‌o i‌‌t o‌‌n y‌‌our h‌‌ands, t‌‌hen i‌‌t w‌‌ould b‌‌e y‌‌our l‌‌egs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3svsk/if_you_travelled_around_the_earth_your_head_is/ (vpetrychuk)
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People who know morse code are real nerds in the quiet place universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3svs0/people_who_know_morse_code_are_real_nerds_in_the/ (256Moin256)
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A human life in its entirety is a 4th-dimensional object.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3su6q/a_human_life_in_its_entirety_is_a_4thdimensional/ (Princess_Juggs)
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Redit gold is worth more than its weight in actual gold.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3sszy/redit_gold_is_worth_more_than_its_weight_in/ (xXxXdeadXxXx)
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If iCarly was a real webshow, the children would get cyberbullied to hell.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ss91/if_icarly_was_a_real_webshow_the_children_would/ (throwaway_x456)
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self-awareness may be the most valuable character trait in humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3spqa/selfawareness_may_be_the_most_valuable_character/ (mynameiskip)
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The oldest person in the world breaks their own record every single second

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3sp5j/the_oldest_person_in_the_world_breaks_their_own/ ([deleted])
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Tradition is peer pressure from the dead

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3soad/tradition_is_peer_pressure_from_the_dead/ ([deleted])
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If you hold a bottle of water over your head, you're technically breathing underwater

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3so9s/if_you_hold_a_bottle_of_water_over_your_head/ ([deleted])
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There is nothing everyone agrees with. There are two sides to every coin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3snhi/there_is_nothing_everyone_agrees_with_there_are/ (SettledKoala949)
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The smell of your own fart is never that noticable, but someone else's fart can grab your full attention.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3smzk/the_smell_of_your_own_fart_is_never_that/ ([deleted])
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It is so hard to get into Stanford, most people will never meet someone who graduated from Stanford ever in their life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3smwz/it_is_so_hard_to_get_into_stanford_most_people/ (IMissFreedom)
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In most kitchens, we have a hot box, a smaller hot box, a cold box, a very cold box, a waterproof box, and a shielded radio wave box. One of these things is not like the others.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3slyk/in_most_kitchens_we_have_a_hot_box_a_smaller_hot/ (sethamin)
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History books are only getting longer as humanity goes on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3slw3/history_books_are_only_getting_longer_as_humanity/ (slavquesadilla)
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The children of future generations will think of us as evil because we caused their situation, even though we had the capabilities to prevent it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3slse/the_children_of_future_generations_will_think_of/ (MCUltraRetarded)
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If you were born in the early 80s your first experience with mature content was most likely horror VHS covers in the rental center and probably has influenced you in ways you can't imagine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3skkr/if_you_were_born_in_the_early_80s_your_first/ (TheMateoGumbo)
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In the animal kingdom males exhibit big manes, colorful feathers or coats which essentially makes them the ‘pretty’ ones. Humans on the other hand seem to be the opposite thanks to makeup.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3sk9z/in_the_animal_kingdom_males_exhibit_big_manes/ (Mexicanmilkyway)
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W.H.O. killed Captain Alex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3sjkm/who_killed_captain_alex/ (Enseimada)
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The big worry is the hairs you haven’t found in your food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3sj65/the_big_worry_is_the_hairs_you_havent_found_in/ (Chubby-Fish)
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Video games have better stories than movies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3shz2/video_games_have_better_stories_than_movies/ (denryu1587)
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Carpenter ants live in giant Swiss cake rolls.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3sfo3/carpenter_ants_live_in_giant_swiss_cake_rolls/ (Y2KoNo)
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There will be people who will never find a significant other ever in their entire life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3sf2l/there_will_be_people_who_will_never_find_a/ (IMissFreedom)
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People are funnier alive than dead, unless they are the punchline of the joke.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3sbg7/people_are_funnier_alive_than_dead_unless_they/ (MeaganThePurpleLover)
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One day people will either stop learning about world wars because there were galaxy wars, or stop learning about world wars because they lost the galaxy wars and no longer exist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3s9an/one_day_people_will_either_stop_learning_about/ (mymiddlenamejeff)
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Most people wouldn't care about love if the media didn't promote it so much in movies and music

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3s99g/most_people_wouldnt_care_about_love_if_the_media/ (ChingDolo)
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We all forgot what our doorbells sound like

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3s7jh/we_all_forgot_what_our_doorbells_sound_like/ (adithya_chittem)
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People with great eyes and bad teeth must feel a lot more confident getting to wear a mask in public.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3s715/people_with_great_eyes_and_bad_teeth_must_feel_a/ (Vtwookie)
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Adverts that claim ‘everyone is talking about it’ wouldn’t need to advertise if that was true

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3s3jr/adverts_that_claim_everyone_is_talking_about_it/ (OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEN)
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The closest most people will have ever come to realistically doing something as an astronaut is wearing a diaper

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3s2xg/the_closest_most_people_will_have_ever_come_to/ (banerji_with_a_ji)
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Neanderthals probably found out how to reproduce through some intense sexual times.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3s2p7/neanderthals_probably_found_out_how_to_reproduce/ (ShadowStrike2)
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Parents largely stop reprimanding their children for bad habits once they're adults even though a major reason for reprimanding them for it when they were younger was to discourage them from becoming an adult with bad habits

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3rztx/parents_largely_stop_reprimanding_their_children/ (PaulPogbaonReddit)
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The light that bounces off celebrities is very valuable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3rzl7/the_light_that_bounces_off_celebrities_is_very/ (badRLplayer)
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The shelter-in-place order is a welcome respite for kids, especially the ones who were bullied at school every day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3rzjr/the_shelterinplace_order_is_a_welcome_respite_for/ (frog_without_a_cause)
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No one sets their oven to 395 degrees.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ry2z/no_one_sets_their_oven_to_395_degrees/ (cubanb804)
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"Taking the masks off" will be a step in dating before kissing in the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3rxwt/taking_the_masks_off_will_be_a_step_in_dating/ (HowAmIHere2000)
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Idiots pick teams too. If you think your team doesn’t have them then you might just be the idiot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3rx8j/idiots_pick_teams_too_if_you_think_your_team/ (slubberwubber)
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If humans never created the concept of time, we’d probably be living our days the way we currently are; doing nothing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3rvpp/if_humans_never_created_the_concept_of_time_wed/ (pikhathu)
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The saying, 'Never deal in absolutes' is an absolute itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ru0a/the_saying_never_deal_in_absolutes_is_an_absolute/ (deadpandelivered)
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Houses are a place to sleep and store your liquids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3rtk0/houses_are_a_place_to_sleep_and_store_your_liquids/ (RedditIsForLovers123)
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Cleanly tearing off the top of the sauce packages is a serious accomplishment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3rsmt/cleanly_tearing_off_the_top_of_the_sauce_packages/ (Suthrnr)
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If your shirt isn’t tucked into your pants, you pants are tucked into your shirt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3rs2t/if_your_shirt_isnt_tucked_into_your_pants_you/ (Okget)
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"Tiger King" feels like a modern day Truman Show.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3rrkp/tiger_king_feels_like_a_modern_day_truman_show/ (asssguard)
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Johnny probably sold the gold fiddle for meth money.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3rqd3/johnny_probably_sold_the_gold_fiddle_for_meth/ (mainlyupsetbyhumans)
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Gravity or weather is what makes things that go bump in the night

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3roxw/gravity_or_weather_is_what_makes_things_that_go/ (french_st)
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Next generations won't learn the immediate anger that came from having an earphone ripped out by its cord getting caught on something

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3rne9/next_generations_wont_learn_the_immediate_anger/ (samgoesbam9)
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Most of humanity had fetal alcohol syndrome

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3rmdq/most_of_humanity_had_fetal_alcohol_syndrome/ (EffectiveSession92)
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If you stare into bright light for too long, you get a temporary crosshair

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3rk84/if_you_stare_into_bright_light_for_too_long_you/ (reHunted)
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“Your body is a Wonderland” sounds good until you remember that Wonderland was a confusing, messed up place full of crazy people and drug addicts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3rk5t/your_body_is_a_wonderland_sounds_good_until_you/ (BlackNOrange89)
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Every birthday party is that person's individual new year's celebration

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3rjak/every_birthday_party_is_that_persons_individual/ (rfbarna)
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Companies that sell High-end products don’t advertise, since the people that can afford it, ain’t sitting in front of a TV.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3rj57/companies_that_sell_highend_products_dont/ (Hvidbjoern)
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You are half ambidextrous

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3riz3/you_are_half_ambidextrous/ (HappyPhage)
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Shark Tank must be really intense in the room, cause there isn't any music

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3rhwn/shark_tank_must_be_really_intense_in_the_room/ (Sundripped)
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Toy story is a horror movie about living toys that want humans to play with them forever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3rhvp/toy_story_is_a_horror_movie_about_living_toys/ (karan-k19)
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Men complimenting each other has never happened at a urinal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3rhdp/men_complimenting_each_other_has_never_happened/ ([deleted])
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You know a kid has reached his teenage years when he is able to stop his pee mid piss.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3reno/you_know_a_kid_has_reached_his_teenage_years_when/ (karto2287)
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The idea of having no plans is always better than actually not having plans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3re4l/the_idea_of_having_no_plans_is_always_better_than/ (Jonnyjc)
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If you swallow a baby whole and then throw up you technically gave birth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3rax7/if_you_swallow_a_baby_whole_and_then_throw_up_you/ (Your_Pal_Daire)
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You're your mom's age plus your age

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3rask/youre_your_moms_age_plus_your_age/ (Dogfight411)
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When you remove the loftiest parts of monkey, you get money.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3rapq/when_you_remove_the_loftiest_parts_of_monkey_you/ (churniglow)
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When counting with your fingers, you always use your thumb first. And when you get to 4 to show someone, you swap your thumb for your pinky

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3r9cr/when_counting_with_your_fingers_you_always_use/ (ClockWork_Panda)
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Categorizing c‌‌ontent b‌‌y s‌‌kin c‌‌olor a‌‌nd s‌‌ex p‌‌references i‌‌sn't a‌‌cceptable i‌‌n a‌‌ m‌‌odern w‌‌orld. B‌‌ut o‌‌n p‌‌orn s‌‌ites t‌‌his i‌‌s a‌‌pparently n‌‌ot o‌‌nly O‌‌K b‌‌ut a‌‌ m‌‌ust h‌‌ave.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3r998/categorizing_content_by_skin_color_and_sex/ (vpetrychuk)
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Music of shows/movies don't get enough credit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3r72k/music_of_showsmovies_dont_get_enough_credit/ (hayleybts)
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Windows is a software, which can be pirated by a software made using windows itself, and then on that pirated window, you can create another software which can activate and un-pirate the same pirated windows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3r6ih/windows_is_a_software_which_can_be_pirated_by_a/ (Rohit59370)
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The empty streets and stocked pantries would make survival a cakewalk for anyone who made it through the initial culling of a modern zombie uprising.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3r4y8/the_empty_streets_and_stocked_pantries_would_make/ ([deleted])
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We're the only animal that's afraid to approach the other gender of our species

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3r23v/were_the_only_animal_thats_afraid_to_approach_the/ ([deleted])
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Masks have increased attractiveness factor by 20%.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3r1jk/masks_have_increased_attractiveness_factor_by_20/ (Reefay)
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Eggs technically taste like chicken

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3r0or/eggs_technically_taste_like_chicken/ (TH3_L1NEMAN123)
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8D audio is very cringeworthy for the people who work in audio production, it's just reverb and pan effects.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3qyd6/8d_audio_is_very_cringeworthy_for_the_people_who/ (bineyaid)
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The more technology advances, the more these new services are designated “essential”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3qxv2/the_more_technology_advances_the_more_these_new/ (4david50)
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If phones logged the locations where users following their route-plans tended to get interrupted and veer off, they could tell you in advance if they're walking you through any areas you're liable to get your cell pinched.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3qx5b/if_phones_logged_the_locations_where_users/ ([deleted])
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The military protects us from foreign attacks. The police protect us from killing ourselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3qx37/the_military_protects_us_from_foreign_attacks_the/ ([deleted])
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WW2 ended because an Austrian shot the Austrian that started WW2, who hadn't been shot in WW1 which started because someone shot an Austrian

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3qu3o/ww2_ended_because_an_austrian_shot_the_austrian/ (Hans_Hazelnuss)
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vocal chords are technically inner skin flaps

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3qu27/vocal_chords_are_technically_inner_skin_flaps/ (meme_chirren)
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It's funny how dogs learn our language for us, but we'll never be able to learn their language for them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3qtss/its_funny_how_dogs_learn_our_language_for_us_but/ (aino_)
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Everyone's talking about all the people getting out of jail. Nobody is talking about all the unemployed carnys.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3qtsm/everyones_talking_about_all_the_people_getting/ (SkyDrifters)
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Death is what gives life meaning

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3qtnr/death_is_what_gives_life_meaning/ (Jus_ur_average_goose)
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Despite there being millions of star systems in Star Wars, not once does any character ask where one is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3qsym/despite_there_being_millions_of_star_systems_in/ (WormXr)
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Titles shouldn’t be obligatory

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3qsy5/titles_shouldnt_be_obligatory/ (nr1-AIK-fAn)
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Willy Wonka probably wanted the winners of the golden tickets to be from English-speaking countries, but telling people that it could be a kid from any country in the world probably skyrocketed his chocolate sales.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3qsb0/willy_wonka_probably_wanted_the_winners_of_the/ (neilader)
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You can have a house with a shed in the back garden, but from the shed's point of view the it has a house in the shed's front garden.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3qs5h/you_can_have_a_house_with_a_shed_in_the_back/ (HacksawJimDGN)
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Hand-me-downs sound a lot less cooler than things “handed down from generation to generation”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3qrxg/handmedowns_sound_a_lot_less_cooler_than_things/ (kthxtyler)
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Life is only limitated by our FEARS. The lines we've drawn, we can erase.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3qrj8/life_is_only_limitated_by_our_fears_the_lines/ (HellaHellFire)
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Showering is a symbolic rebirth. You go in a filthy garbage person and come out new, fresh, and ready to become filthy again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3qqnq/showering_is_a_symbolic_rebirth_you_go_in_a/ (Speedr1804)
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Depressed people don't feel sad but feel empty

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3qq7n/depressed_people_dont_feel_sad_but_feel_empty/ (Relftion)
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Deadpool's body regenerates when he is injured. So if he was cut cleanly in 2 he would regenerate into 2 Deadpools.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ql7d/deadpools_body_regenerates_when_he_is_injured_so/ (What_Mom)
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The NSA is responsible for global monitoring, collection, and processing of information, so really they’re the ones watching us through our cameras and happily allowing the blame to go to the FBI.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ql6j/the_nsa_is_responsible_for_global_monitoring/ (ChickensAreDangerous)
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Apparently essential is synonymous with underpaid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3qkrv/apparently_essential_is_synonymous_with_underpaid/ (mainlyupsetbyhumans)
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Playing MC before anyone knew the recipes must've been the most fun thing ever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3qise/playing_mc_before_anyone_knew_the_recipes_mustve/ (BlazerGun02)
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If you're an only child who doesn't have kids, you just ended a two million year old bloodline

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3qijg/if_youre_an_only_child_who_doesnt_have_kids_you/ (gauzing)
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Outer space could have vampires and we wouldn’t know because all telescopes have mirrors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3qheo/outer_space_could_have_vampires_and_we_wouldnt/ ([deleted])
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Good things come to those who wait, but procrastinating is bad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3qesx/good_things_come_to_those_who_wait_but/ (jetlag-fairytales)
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Man these mobile game ads are getting out of hand

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3qe0u/man_these_mobile_game_ads_are_getting_out_of_hand/ (G-Gucci)
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The girl on the clover ads has a nice rack

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3qd9e/the_girl_on_the_clover_ads_has_a_nice_rack/ (MinecraftFart)
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We complain about how cold it is during winter and we complain about how hot it is when summer finally arrives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3qbsb/we_complain_about_how_cold_it_is_during_winter/ (more9898)
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Place a comma after the word "read" in a sentence, changes the pronunciation of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3qbpu/place_a_comma_after_the_word_read_in_a_sentence/ (CommaHorror)
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An enemy in a game seems harder with a health bar than the same enemy who doesn’t.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3qaxe/an_enemy_in_a_game_seems_harder_with_a_health_bar/ (Gamer_Steve)
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We're soon going to be able to tell whether a guy is single or not just from his haircut.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3q9zj/were_soon_going_to_be_able_to_tell_whether_a_guy/ (amiserlyoldphone)
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Desperate job seekers hate weekends and love weekdays

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3q8lb/desperate_job_seekers_hate_weekends_and_love/ (JustinGoro)
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We are all record holders of something. Perhaps multiple things and we just don’t know it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3q5ur/we_are_all_record_holders_of_something_perhaps/ (jelaninoel)
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The pinnacle of human ego might just be when we created a Miss Universe pageant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3q5eo/the_pinnacle_of_human_ego_might_just_be_when_we/ (SunbeamSailor)
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If you water water, it grows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3q3m6/if_you_water_water_it_grows/ (panicattackpingu)
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A person who only sees the scope of the world through the news and social media are products of AI

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3q1y4/a_person_who_only_sees_the_scope_of_the_world/ (Robw1975)
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There is a point where the inflation caused by the stimulus package cost more than the $1200 they gave us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3q0hn/there_is_a_point_where_the_inflation_caused_by/ (2Squirrels)
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Planting seeds is impregnating the Earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3pyew/planting_seeds_is_impregnating_the_earth/ (--artyOm--)
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People complain about overpopulation until something comes along to control it and people complain about that instead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3pxrd/people_complain_about_overpopulation_until/ (halbeshendel)
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A candle shop would smell nice if it burned down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3px9m/a_candle_shop_would_smell_nice_if_it_burned_down/ ([deleted])
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Using a dollar bill as a book mark is cheaper than buying a bookmark.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3px80/using_a_dollar_bill_as_a_book_mark_is_cheaper/ (HairyToxicCow)
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It's easier to trust someone who doesn't trust anyone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3px2e/its_easier_to_trust_someone_who_doesnt_trust/ (ravenboy74)
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There is probably a lot of fossils of extinct animals in Antarctica that haven’t been found yet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3pus5/there_is_probably_a_lot_of_fossils_of_extinct/ (yesthisiskyle)
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If David Lynch ever runs out of ideas he can just go play pretend with a 4 year old.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ps9f/if_david_lynch_ever_runs_out_of_ideas_he_can_just/ (dozernaps)
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Whoever came back to their village and was like... ‘that white stuff cows produce tastes really good,’ probably had a really awkward conversation after.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3prbr/whoever_came_back_to_their_village_and_was_like/ (Crafty_Benjo)
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There will be generations of kids in the future that think drones make the food like how we used to think food came from the store

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3pr2z/there_will_be_generations_of_kids_in_the_future/ (Hey-Call-Me-Bob)
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The word SIMP has been worped to basically refer to anyone with an interest in women.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3pq8z/the_word_simp_has_been_worped_to_basically_refer/ (guest45387458734)
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Most moods can be described through flavours, I.E. salty (mad), sour (angry and a bit sassy), etc.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ppke/most_moods_can_be_described_through_flavours_ie/ (Hutch25)
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The leading cause of death in dogs is probably being euthanised

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3powv/the_leading_cause_of_death_in_dogs_is_probably/ (StanMan662288)
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If you need to make a TV ad telling the world how awesome you treat your workers you're probably doing the opposite of treating them well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3pobd/if_you_need_to_make_a_tv_ad_telling_the_world_how/ (AnimalChin-)
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Good and bad vacuum cleaners suck

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3pntu/good_and_bad_vacuum_cleaners_suck/ (STAR_fruitation)
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One of the most terrifying feelings is dreaming that you're peeing somewhere inappropriate in the house and waking up relieved.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3pjeq/one_of_the_most_terrifying_feelings_is_dreaming/ (CommodoreMattDecker)
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Because of penile usage, the average understanding of fluid dynamics is higher in the male population.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3piuk/because_of_penile_usage_the_average_understanding/ (chaos0815)
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Our best looking organ is our skin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3pi4r/our_best_looking_organ_is_our_skin/ (owelps)
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Everything has a health bar.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3pf46/everything_has_a_health_bar/ (leanmeanbowser)
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Majority actually decides what's right or wrong. It's just that people have different perspectives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3pbxg/majority_actually_decides_whats_right_or_wrong/ (Kyu303)
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It must be dreary being among the 90% who cannot recognize sarcasm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3paps/it_must_be_dreary_being_among_the_90_who_cannot/ (SomethingSinful)
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Perusing what ends up in your spam folder is a great way to tell how incredibly far AI has progressed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3paht/perusing_what_ends_up_in_your_spam_folder_is_a/ (TheKoolaidNeedsRum)
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Skill can sometimes overweigh stupidity but so can luck.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3p9mz/skill_can_sometimes_overweigh_stupidity_but_so/ (__Dawn__Amber__)
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If love is blind, we can't believe in love at first sight

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3p86u/if_love_is_blind_we_cant_believe_in_love_at_first/ (ColdCS)
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It’s always easier to walk a plank in the grass than that same plank if it was stretched between two skyscrapers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3p4bf/its_always_easier_to_walk_a_plank_in_the_grass/ (Dashover)
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If you have two feet, you have an above average number of feet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3p3ji/if_you_have_two_feet_you_have_an_above_average/ (officer897177)
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If one person could respawn, he could take over the entire planet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3p17w/if_one_person_could_respawn_he_could_take_over/ (arconusred)
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A hotdog is more of a taco then a sandwhich

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ozt7/a_hotdog_is_more_of_a_taco_then_a_sandwhich/ (A1if)
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To err is to be human. To really screw things up requires a computer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ozan/to_err_is_to_be_human_to_really_screw_things_up/ (blankforge)
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Boycotting company accused of using child labor may hurt the children.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3otza/boycotting_company_accused_of_using_child_labor/ (trungdle)
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Being a parent is not a necessity to give good parenting advice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3iobe/being_a_parent_is_not_a_necessity_to_give_good/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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Final destination 2 made everyone afraid of log trucks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3inrd/final_destination_2_made_everyone_afraid_of_log/ (Youeclipsedbyme)
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Every field of academic research is attempting to express some form of the human experience.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ik48/every_field_of_academic_research_is_attempting_to/ (MrNarwhal11)
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The Star Wars franchise would have been significantly less successful if they had been realistic in different planets gravity and atmosphere

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ijmo/the_star_wars_franchise_would_have_been/ (hull_riley)
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The annoyance of female pockets suspiciously keeps the purse industry alive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ij40/the_annoyance_of_female_pockets_suspiciously/ (that-other-one------)
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Guitar Hero was really just an advanced game of hopscotch for your fingers...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3iimy/guitar_hero_was_really_just_an_advanced_game_of/ (Mrv713)
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Prisoners and senior citizens would die of starvation or be killed first in zombie apocalypses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3iiev/prisoners_and_senior_citizens_would_die_of/ (Kevodabot)
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The movie Charlie and The Chocolate Factory probably made a handful of children scared to eat candy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ihse/the_movie_charlie_and_the_chocolate_factory/ (napknn_)
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If done perfectly, you can go your whole life with erased memories and not ever know it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ifkb/if_done_perfectly_you_can_go_your_whole_life_with/ (TacticCactus)
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Kim Kardashian is vomit inducing and people copying her look are so unattractive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3iffg/kim_kardashian_is_vomit_inducing_and_people/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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People want privacy not because they have done something dirty, but because of stereotypes and prejudice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3if8v/people_want_privacy_not_because_they_have_done/ (woahlads)
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You can’t eat your own mouth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3if89/you_cant_eat_your_own_mouth/ (sandstorm227)
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WW1 started because someone shoot an Austrian, WW2 started because someone didn't shoot an Austrian.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ieq9/ww1_started_because_someone_shoot_an_austrian_ww2/ (antimatter79)
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All Babies are Ugly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ia99/all_babies_are_ugly/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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Bruce banner and the hulk are Frankenstein and his monster combined into one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ia0c/bruce_banner_and_the_hulk_are_frankenstein_and/ (StormOfTheVoid)
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Some of us with faces that are not super aesthetically pleasing have been waiting for the chance to cover half our faces in public for most of our lives. It can only improve our looks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3i8mw/some_of_us_with_faces_that_are_not_super/ (Colin_Bowell)
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Grieving feels like giving back all of the happiness the person you're grieving brought you, but all at once.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3i76t/grieving_feels_like_giving_back_all_of_the/ (Richpotatothethird)
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If the Water Cycle is a closed loop, odds are, at least once in our life, we will drink water molecules that were once dinosaur pee.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3i6zw/if_the_water_cycle_is_a_closed_loop_odds_are_at/ (Boltsnouns)
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Candace could have easily taken a picture as proof to her mom she wasn’t crazy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3i0u5/candace_could_have_easily_taken_a_picture_as/ (pastell_soelli)
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Uno is the real M.V.P

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3i0ol/uno_is_the_real_mvp/ (llamasterl)
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Human evolution has been halted because our society has conditioned most humans to believe there is no better way to live.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3i018/human_evolution_has_been_halted_because_our/ (Edenspawn)
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Stars are balls of burning gas, and they still don't give a shit about your birthday.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3hztu/stars_are_balls_of_burning_gas_and_they_still/ (DrSanwich)
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If women told us when their periods were and we planned accordingly, some relationships could develop more intimately.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3hxvd/if_women_told_us_when_their_periods_were_and_we/ ([deleted])
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Little children are simultaneously stereotyped to be easily terrified and not easily terrified.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3hwxd/little_children_are_simultaneously_stereotyped_to/ (NoahTheAttacker)
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A world where you are the only man on it is a dream. A world where you are the only woman on it is a nightmare

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3hv5g/a_world_where_you_are_the_only_man_on_it_is_a/ (ZozanZano)
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Feeling your butt cheeks with your opposite hand make them seem smaller than with your same hand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3htvd/feeling_your_butt_cheeks_with_your_opposite_hand/ (SoundsRes)
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Chocolate is to brownies what bananas are to banana bread

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3htku/chocolate_is_to_brownies_what_bananas_are_to/ (ze-incognito-burrito)
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Cringing about your past mistakes shows you grew up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3htbr/cringing_about_your_past_mistakes_shows_you_grew/ (theRealLotzz)
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In the absence of light, it's really hard to see. In the absence of sound, it's really easy to hear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3hrns/in_the_absence_of_light_its_really_hard_to_see_in/ (Violainbow)
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Bundled vegetable sellers simultaneously give and take bussiness from elastic band manufacturers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3hr6t/bundled_vegetable_sellers_simultaneously_give_and/ (Osprie)
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Your car keys have travelled more than your car.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3hqhh/your_car_keys_have_travelled_more_than_your_car/ (rishav394)
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It would take the average man around 63 nuts to impregnate the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3hqcr/it_would_take_the_average_man_around_63_nuts_to/ (wernol)
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You're heating up your food as soon as you take it out of the fridge

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3hpzd/youre_heating_up_your_food_as_soon_as_you_take_it/ (m0tor_head)
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Trick or treating as we know it is probably over.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3hpuf/trick_or_treating_as_we_know_it_is_probably_over/ (corsair1617)
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By fnaf 6, the age of the souls in the animatronics makes them a group of 40 year olds and a psychopathic murderer ganging up on a sack of rotten flesh.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3hocx/by_fnaf_6_the_age_of_the_souls_in_the/ (Sylv-S-31)
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By fnaf 6, the age of the souls in the animatronics make everybody there a group of 40 year olds and a psychopathic murder trying to kill a sack of rotten flesh

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3hmll/by_fnaf_6_the_age_of_the_souls_in_the/ ([deleted])
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Water flavor is its temperature

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3hm41/water_flavor_is_its_temperature/ ([deleted])
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no one knows who the greatest assassin is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3hiw6/no_one_knows_who_the_greatest_assassin_is/ (atienzaaaa)
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Blackheads are glitches of the skin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3hiva/blackheads_are_glitches_of_the_skin/ (butteroffbymyself)
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Every online ad is an advertisement for adblock

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3hiam/every_online_ad_is_an_advertisement_for_adblock/ (Vladamir_Putin_007)
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In terms of species consumption we eat more types of fish than any other bird, mammal, reptile, or amphibian.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3hhdh/in_terms_of_species_consumption_we_eat_more_types/ (phdissonance)
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Demons are a type of Pokémon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3hh7i/demons_are_a_type_of_pokémon/ (roastedtoperfection)
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Everyone has 3 unique voices.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3hgad/everyone_has_3_unique_voices/ (Krishb7)
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Many TIFUs involve webcams nowadays

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3hfvl/many_tifus_involve_webcams_nowadays/ (mahki43)
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If drugs didn’t exist/abused, the Bad Boys series wouldn’t have existed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3hfab/if_drugs_didnt_existabused_the_bad_boys_series/ (ThoughtWalrus63)
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No one ever talks about how most people spend roughly 1/3 of your life wearing shoes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3hems/no_one_ever_talks_about_how_most_people_spend/ (AFricknChickn)
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Swearing is considered immature, but it is most commonly used by adults.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3hc7b/swearing_is_considered_immature_but_it_is_most/ (PassTheBoofBrother)
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Snakes probably don't have legs because centipedes took the entire stock

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3hb4x/snakes_probably_dont_have_legs_because_centipedes/ (Freethepotatoes)
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Watching too much HGTV makes you want to marry someone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3hak2/watching_too_much_hgtv_makes_you_want_to_marry/ (b0OT33)
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Fun while it lasted

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3h9vx/fun_while_it_lasted/ (ChazClassic)
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The streets of LA are always inexplicably empty in Terminator movies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3h9j1/the_streets_of_la_are_always_inexplicably_empty/ (IHaveFoodOnMyChin)
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If you listen to an album on shuffle, you’re ruining the whole experience that was set up by the artist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3h8d7/if_you_listen_to_an_album_on_shuffle_youre/ (justbecausealright)
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There was a single second in your life that your were closest to being dead. You survived.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3h790/there_was_a_single_second_in_your_life_that_your/ (Tettamanti)
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If an antidepressant doesn't work, than it's just an antidepressn't.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3h6vu/if_an_antidepressant_doesnt_work_than_its_just_an/ (OldFartMaster10K)
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Our dreams are streamed cosmic trash from the past

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3h6sd/our_dreams_are_streamed_cosmic_trash_from_the_past/ (Seedpound)
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Being naked with socks on feels more naked than being fully naked

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3h69m/being_naked_with_socks_on_feels_more_naked_than/ ([deleted])
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There’s a chance you’ve met a celebrity in public before they were famous and you’ll never have any idea if you did.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3h587/theres_a_chance_youve_met_a_celebrity_in_public/ (cboomee)
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If the perfect criminal exists, we wouldn’t know about their existence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3h4ig/if_the_perfect_criminal_exists_we_wouldnt_know/ (WormXr)
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The dark circles under your eyes are actually semi-circles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3h3tn/the_dark_circles_under_your_eyes_are_actually/ (PatientParfait)
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The only true dream job is the one that you're allowed to sleep on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3h3bd/the_only_true_dream_job_is_the_one_that_youre/ (wazurobi)
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Several animals are likely visually impaired and will never be able to see properly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3h0q2/several_animals_are_likely_visually_impaired_and/ (jvb1227)
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LEGO People live in houses that are made of their own flesh.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3h05o/lego_people_live_in_houses_that_are_made_of_their/ ([deleted])
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The year 5000 could start tomorrow, in a billion years, or never depending on human culture

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3gz4y/the_year_5000_could_start_tomorrow_in_a_billion/ (TheJuiceLee)
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While we are all busy looking over here, there’s probably something really big going on over there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3gxpb/while_we_are_all_busy_looking_over_here_theres/ (daddyGDOG)
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Toe hairs are completely useless.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3gxo5/toe_hairs_are_completely_useless/ (TwinklyLite)
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Your position on an opinion is an opinion

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3gvpk/your_position_on_an_opinion_is_an_opinion/ (4our_5ive6ix)
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Feeling very optimistic, bet it won’t last.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3gvl6/feeling_very_optimistic_bet_it_wont_last/ (Bjarki56)
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Sneezing has become a great self defense technique.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3guqu/sneezing_has_become_a_great_self_defense_technique/ (SoyUnFracaso)
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In 101 Dalmatians, “Lucky” isn’t really that lucky; he gets into super dangerous situations and then barely survives. The 100 other Dalmatians are the ones that are lucky because they don’t face the same kind of danger in the first place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3gu88/in_101_dalmatians_lucky_isnt_really_that_lucky_he/ (Nabaneebo)
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You never really notice how much water is left in your empty water bottle until you accidentally dump it on the floor

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3gp62/you_never_really_notice_how_much_water_is_left_in/ (Conanwal)
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Germaphobe is no longer a catagory.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3gnbu/germaphobe_is_no_longer_a_catagory/ (meamacaveman)
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Pure silence is actually more annoying then random sounds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3gm3k/pure_silence_is_actually_more_annoying_then/ (Lights-On-Bitch)
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You can probably take a smelly fart and no one would notice because all of the face masks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3gkwv/you_can_probably_take_a_smelly_fart_and_no_one/ (LyoHn)
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There are only two types of drivers: those who habitually reverse into a parking spot and those who don't.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3gje5/there_are_only_two_types_of_drivers_those_who/ (Tangled_Wires)
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Thanks a lot and thank you very much have different meanings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ghup/thanks_a_lot_and_thank_you_very_much_have/ (TripNip91)
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The hotter the water the worse it tastes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3gh65/the_hotter_the_water_the_worse_it_tastes/ (Kerblam-delivery-)
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A dog born in Feb 29th must have a pretty confusing year-to-human-years metric.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ggge/a_dog_born_in_feb_29th_must_have_a_pretty/ (al3xandrec)
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All meat is organic because they used to be alive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ggbz/all_meat_is_organic_because_they_used_to_be_alive/ (TwinklyLite)
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You could always wish for more wishes, all you had to do was wish for the ability to do so.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3gg79/you_could_always_wish_for_more_wishes_all_you_had/ (thegreekmash)
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Oreos may be vegan, but they are also milk's favorite cookie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3gfyx/oreos_may_be_vegan_but_they_are_also_milks/ (TheMadJAM)
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most people have grown to think pouring milk before cereal is “wrong” because cereal commercials always have the cereals being poured first

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3gfan/most_people_have_grown_to_think_pouring_milk/ (krishtalsnow)
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Gravity could the result of very tiny imbalances in protons and electrons, causing the resulting very tiny charge to be attracted to the earth's magnetic field.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3gezr/gravity_could_the_result_of_very_tiny_imbalances/ (Tohru2001)
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Quantum superposition, the theory that an electron can exist in two places at once, could be explained by mini wormholes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3geao/quantum_superposition_the_theory_that_an_electron/ (Tohru2001)
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Soup is flavoured water with vegetables.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ge7p/soup_is_flavoured_water_with_vegetables/ (FenterikYT)
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When someone says they despise kids society judge them but pedos get arrested because they expressed their love for kids

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ge6o/when_someone_says_they_despise_kids_society_judge/ (Zuronane)
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The invention of showers propelled civilization

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3gdqs/the_invention_of_showers_propelled_civilization/ (wetjet2468)
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You can never ask someone a question in a dream and get an answer you didn’t already know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3gd2q/you_can_never_ask_someone_a_question_in_a_dream/ (ollymillmill)
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Redbull might actually give you wings, you just have not consumed enough of it yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3gcms/redbull_might_actually_give_you_wings_you_just/ (DaggerDillon)
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Next season of South Park is going to be amazing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3gcfr/next_season_of_south_park_is_going_to_be_amazing/ (uncledandan)
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Out there somewhere is a bag of Hershey’s assorted miniatures with a disproportionate amount of special dark

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3gby7/out_there_somewhere_is_a_bag_of_hersheys_assorted/ (markmywords1347)
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People complain way too much about their situation and doing nothing about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3gbu2/people_complain_way_too_much_about_their/ (SwayzeBG)
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Cats walk up to a human and expect skritches like a car rolling up to an automated carwash.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3gav0/cats_walk_up_to_a_human_and_expect_skritches_like/ (lirecela)
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Water tastes like its temperature

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3gani/water_tastes_like_its_temperature/ (Kerblam-delivery-)
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Some people are confident enough to be the first to start clapping in a crowd.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3gakp/some_people_are_confident_enough_to_be_the_first/ ([deleted])
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Thinking about all the empty lines at Disneyland and amusement parks of all sorts, yet realizing you can't profit from the opportunity, it's really frustrating.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3gafd/thinking_about_all_the_empty_lines_at_disneyland/ (Zarathustra1969)
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For Tom to win, he just needs to wait, Jerry will die from age before him

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ga6s/for_tom_to_win_he_just_needs_to_wait_jerry_will/ (zrndo)
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At 8:20pm (20:20) on Monday, it'll be four-twenty twenty twenty at twenty twenty

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ga5c/at_820pm_2020_on_monday_itll_be_fourtwenty_twenty/ (S2005)
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There will probably be a lot more duels happening since every is gloved up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ga0r/there_will_probably_be_a_lot_more_duels_happening/ (HugoStig22)
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A straw and a donut have the same shape.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3g9o8/a_straw_and_a_donut_have_the_same_shape/ (Bucketgun)
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Selfishness is often disguised as patriotism.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3g92f/selfishness_is_often_disguised_as_patriotism/ (some_such_thing)
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Zoom +Trivia = Celebrity Squares

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3g7zu/zoom_trivia_celebrity_squares/ (citrusguy9)
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You probably have a doppelganger in every movie universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3g62w/you_probably_have_a_doppelganger_in_every_movie/ (SincerePuppet16)
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If your New Years resolution was to go out and stay fit, then you are breaking it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3g5v9/if_your_new_years_resolution_was_to_go_out_and/ (extremeavYT)
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New Hampshire’s state motto could use a subtle change for the rest of the year... “Live Free and Die”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3g53r/new_hampshires_state_motto_could_use_a_subtle/ (signitr_sideways)
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There will probably be tons of elderly people rocking Vans and skinny jeans in a few decades.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3g3o9/there_will_probably_be_tons_of_elderly_people/ (Hetzer12)
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You can try really hard to succeed, but people will probably scroll past you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3g3jd/you_can_try_really_hard_to_succeed_but_people/ (TheSheepster_)
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Real life is actually more comical than fiction and anything that’s ‘realistically’ solemn in stories is really not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3g3eh/real_life_is_actually_more_comical_than_fiction/ (littlecuterose)
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Your upper legs’ legs are your lower legs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3g39k/your_upper_legs_legs_are_your_lower_legs/ (ThatOneGuyJed)
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The length your forehead is determined by the height of your eyebrows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3g2z6/the_length_your_forehead_is_determined_by_the/ (Laggyboi999)
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The fact that bionicles and transformers exist implies the existence of straightonicles, gayonicles and cisformers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3g25b/the_fact_that_bionicles_and_transformers_exist/ (Reddit_the_xenomorph)
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Mike Wazowskiwi can’t wink. Neither can Turanga Leela... except in S3E9.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3g0uu/mike_wazowskiwi_cant_wink_neither_can_turanga/ (the-cuddly-porcupine)
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Everyone knows that most humans are fools, but no one wants to admit they might be one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3fx3g/everyone_knows_that_most_humans_are_fools_but_no/ (joey0520)
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Not being able to do a push up for being fat is more shameful than not being able to do one for being skinny, and both are either you need to eat more, or you eat too much, aka we are targeting the bigger target.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3fwn4/not_being_able_to_do_a_push_up_for_being_fat_is/ (Izuku14)
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All of us had the inner palm itch and then tried to bite it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3fvzp/all_of_us_had_the_inner_palm_itch_and_then_tried/ (TomKark)
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Recirculating exclusively with your own air is suffocating

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3fvls/recirculating_exclusively_with_your_own_air_is/ (macro_god)
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Your drug dealer is the only MLM friend you don’t mind hitting you up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3fvdg/your_drug_dealer_is_the_only_mlm_friend_you_dont/ (MrBradCiblaro)
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Having one's life pass before one's eyes causes death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3fv8y/having_ones_life_pass_before_ones_eyes_causes/ (frankenshark)
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You’re always naked, you’re just covering it with clothes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3fv2v/youre_always_naked_youre_just_covering_it_with/ (GuineaPiggies07)
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Overly long or badly cut hair is probably going to become a shorthand way of showing it's the early 2020s in future pop culture.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3fuaa/overly_long_or_badly_cut_hair_is_probably_going/ (DubiousTactics)
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All the people going on about risk being the reason buisness owners deserve a greater share or profits are awfully quiet all of a sudden.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ftea/all_the_people_going_on_about_risk_being_the/ (DarthSheogorath)
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Because of how often it's brought up in manuals for resetting electronic devices, a paperclip is one of the most important tools you could own.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ftc2/because_of_how_often_its_brought_up_in_manuals/ (headlessstormtrooper)
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There’s a chance you won’t do your statistics homework.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ft9q/theres_a_chance_you_wont_do_your_statistics/ (FARTINLIKEABOSS)
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If your dog ever actually ate your homework, you’d probably have to make up some other more ridiculous excuse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ft84/if_your_dog_ever_actually_ate_your_homework_youd/ (Davidsilak)
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A fair amount of money is a lot. An unfair amount of money is even more.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3fshs/a_fair_amount_of_money_is_a_lot_an_unfair_amount/ (blackwatchdoctor)
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Watching an older movie can’t help but make a person wonder if the actresses are still hot, especially if they have nice feet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3fsbr/watching_an_older_movie_cant_help_but_make_a/ (Billy_T_Wierd)
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Due to online streaming, new generations will likely grow up watching many of the same shows previous generations grew up with

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3frww/due_to_online_streaming_new_generations_will/ (Nevdog93)
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Humans hate it when people nitpick, but it's one of the prime attributes other members of the animal kingdom look for in a partner.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3fpur/humans_hate_it_when_people_nitpick_but_its_one_of/ (MacchaExplosion)
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The world’s biggest and most corrupt scandal has not been discovered yet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3fp4r/the_worlds_biggest_and_most_corrupt_scandal_has/ (Crimson2278)
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When you count, your lips don’t touch until one million.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3foez/when_you_count_your_lips_dont_touch_until_one/ (juiceboxvendor)
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There's a chance we're the most advanced civilization in the universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3fo8i/theres_a_chance_were_the_most_advanced/ (Haydenny600)
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If we can live forever, then eventually we will be floating through space completely burnt when the sun turns into a red giant

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3fntu/if_we_can_live_forever_then_eventually_we_will_be/ (TwinklyLite)
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It's like the whole world is grounded.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3fnp2/its_like_the_whole_world_is_grounded/ (shit-post-mega-bot)
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The person who invented bubble wrap probably did not imagine that their creation would not only protect packages but also entertain children as well as scare people who unexpectedly stepped on it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3fm7q/the_person_who_invented_bubble_wrap_probably_did/ (Deanothedino)
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If a guy dies after fainting while his wife is giving birth, that grown ass man in his 20s-early 40s died from child birth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3fk3y/if_a_guy_dies_after_fainting_while_his_wife_is/ (ThanosPanther)
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People who work at money factories are not paid based on how much wealth they produce

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3fjvx/people_who_work_at_money_factories_are_not_paid/ (RogerLeSuspis)
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The moment you don’t see a comment immediately after hitting ‘post’ is a happy moment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3fjqn/the_moment_you_dont_see_a_comment_immediately/ (Wow_Unique_Username)
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Being naked with socks feels more naked than being naked

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3fdz2/being_naked_with_socks_feels_more_naked_than/ (Mich-Marsh69)
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Oranges are technically liquid containers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3fcot/oranges_are_technically_liquid_containers/ (cr0ven_)
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A decent percentage of suits ever made are buried with their owners.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3fco1/a_decent_percentage_of_suits_ever_made_are_buried/ (NoParlayNoFood)
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It's funny how a large portion of people are being highly critical of Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates from their computers in their pocket.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3fc9w/its_funny_how_a_large_portion_of_people_are_being/ (Tbagyogrill)
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If money is the root of all evil and patience is a virtue, then waiting in line for the bank is the most morally neutral thing a person can do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3f8z9/if_money_is_the_root_of_all_evil_and_patience_is/ (DomDomBrah)
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The tongue-twister "She sells sea shells on the sea shore" could also be used to teach children about supply and demand as the shells are so plentiful where she's selling them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3f8oy/the_tonguetwister_she_sells_sea_shells_on_the_sea/ (lmit1)
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If "shaving makes your hair grow faster" was true then you could theoretically shave till it grew back at the speed of light.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3f85n/if_shaving_makes_your_hair_grow_faster_was_true/ (ZinnerZin)
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The younger you are, the fewer unresolved crime cases you can be a potential suspect.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3f7ec/the_younger_you_are_the_fewer_unresolved_crime/ (Prace_Ace)
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We're heading into the second dark age, where science and technology are considered evil.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3f5fc/were_heading_into_the_second_dark_age_where/ (TripleMusketMan)
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Countries using the imperial system have a foot fetish

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3f4pg/countries_using_the_imperial_system_have_a_foot/ (AS7_Kurita)
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When it's the end of the world in movies and people pack their cars and drive away where do they go .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3f4k6/when_its_the_end_of_the_world_in_movies_and/ (redditmember666)
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At some point each day your mobile phone becomes a phone with a cord.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3f4k2/at_some_point_each_day_your_mobile_phone_becomes/ (Wow_Unique_Username)
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Human consciousness is particularly interesting considering we're essentially just twitchy meat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3f4ej/human_consciousness_is_particularly_interesting/ (vicky_the_farmarian)
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There’s a small chance that we’ve touched the same money.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3f0uy/theres_a_small_chance_that_weve_touched_the_same/ (xd-Providence)
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That "see you on monday" to all of your friends and coworkers, turned into "see you next year" real quick.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3f009/that_see_you_on_monday_to_all_of_your_friends_and/ (FriedCheesePuff)
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Digital copies of us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3exu3/digital_copies_of_us/ (voodoo_bomb)
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it's so wild plants just make sugar from sunlight

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ewwp/its_so_wild_plants_just_make_sugar_from_sunlight/ (pitchfork_master)
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When a hunter drives past a deer, he is passing the buck

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ewix/when_a_hunter_drives_past_a_deer_he_is_passing/ (Dashover)
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We shame individuals who live paycheck to paycheck and let them fail. We bailout large corporations who live paycheck to paycheck.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3evvo/we_shame_individuals_who_live_paycheck_to/ (the2xstandard)
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When you close your eyes, are you actually still watching but your eyelids are in the way

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3evp9/when_you_close_your_eyes_are_you_actually_still/ (a_good_namez)
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If you wear contacts taking then out is the claw game of your bedtime routine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3eto1/if_you_wear_contacts_taking_then_out_is_the_claw/ (nathan1942)
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Parents worry about what their daughters upload and what their sons download.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3etjo/parents_worry_about_what_their_daughters_upload/ (Wow_Unique_Username)
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It’s undeniably better to be six feet apart then six feet under

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3et1p/its_undeniably_better_to_be_six_feet_apart_then/ (Dashover)
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Humans are a flawed computing system with superior software, and mid level hardware.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3escm/humans_are_a_flawed_computing_system_with/ (T1000runner)
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Your tongue will stick to an extremely hot surface as well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3er1b/your_tongue_will_stick_to_an_extremely_hot/ (rob_macabre)
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Life is a hallucination caused by breathing oxygen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3eqoy/life_is_a_hallucination_caused_by_breathing_oxygen/ (Mich-Marsh69)
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We stare at small screens all day and stare at bigger screens all night.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ep46/we_stare_at_small_screens_all_day_and_stare_at/ ([deleted])
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When someone tells you they haven’t smoked since X date, you never assume they’ve been non-smokers their whole life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3emm7/when_someone_tells_you_they_havent_smoked_since_x/ (Wow_Unique_Username)
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The basic design of clay pots and vases hasn’t changed since we started making them 2000+ years ago.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ekfw/the_basic_design_of_clay_pots_and_vases_hasnt/ (Spacetefinalfrontier)
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If you said something that isn't true,it's always true in an alternative universe, meaning that lies don't exist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ejae/if_you_said_something_that_isnt_trueits_always/ (THEXGAMER636)
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Non-colorblind people might see colors differently than what they really look like and colorblind people might see colors how they really are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3eh59/noncolorblind_people_might_see_colors_differently/ (YaLikeDadJokes)
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when you were born you were the youngest in all galaxy even if you kept that for femtosecond

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ef0w/when_you_were_born_you_were_the_youngest_in_all/ ([deleted])
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We mostly cherish kids and elders, never in between

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ecxo/we_mostly_cherish_kids_and_elders_never_in_between/ (MrFrie)
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Buying a pre order on a credit card is so interesting. You're spending money you don't have on a product you don't get.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ecis/buying_a_pre_order_on_a_credit_card_is_so/ (awkwardgamer01)
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Batman could never play Club penguin because he wouldn’t have the parental permission

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ebod/batman_could_never_play_club_penguin_because_he/ (sf_randOOm)
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No makeup pictures actually promote makeup

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3eb7g/no_makeup_pictures_actually_promote_makeup/ (JosephGrand01)
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The 60s have already been sixty years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3e9r1/the_60s_have_already_been_sixty_years/ ([deleted])
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Tournaments were the first Battle Royales...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3e8pa/tournaments_were_the_first_battle_royales/ (theWyrmhole)
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The fact that multiple animals of the same species can get caught in the same trap is proof they can't communicate with each other, as they never warn the others not to get trapped

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3e6kn/the_fact_that_multiple_animals_of_the_same/ (BarkDait)
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Eating Oranges is probably as close as we’ll get to tasting a color

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3e5iz/eating_oranges_is_probably_as_close_as_well_get/ (halfwithero)
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Friday by Rebecca Black is a better song than Yummy by Justin Beiber

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3dzlj/friday_by_rebecca_black_is_a_better_song_than/ (enddream)
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Being afraid of the dark is one of the most rational fears yet you get picked on for it the most. It's in human nature to fear the loss of one of our main senses yet it is considered a childish.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3dzah/being_afraid_of_the_dark_is_one_of_the_most/ (Jellyfihs)
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Someone will be the last person to live and will be the only person in the world at that point

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3dyqw/someone_will_be_the_last_person_to_live_and_will/ (MattTham)
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You know the food is good when you forget that you're thirsty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3dwv6/you_know_the_food_is_good_when_you_forget_that/ (moxif)
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The title “King of the Jungle” is more fitting for a tiger than lion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3dwop/the_title_king_of_the_jungle_is_more_fitting_for/ (Gold_Enigma)
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People cringe at the idea of watching 1.5 hour movie but will binge 8 hours of a show knowing a second season is at least a year away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3dusu/people_cringe_at_the_idea_of_watching_15_hour/ (DianasCharredCorpse)
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1080p has turned into the new 720p

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3dud8/1080p_has_turned_into_the_new_720p/ (SadFire1)
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The smallest dogs are always the most aggressive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3du46/the_smallest_dogs_are_always_the_most_aggressive/ ([deleted])
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Anyone who resolved to spend less money going out is feeling pretty happy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3dpll/anyone_who_resolved_to_spend_less_money_going_out/ (hutimuti)
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People are just products. Born to generate income. Are we any different than tomatoes?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3dohj/people_are_just_products_born_to_generate_income/ (butt_of_dickbutt)
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The Cats musical and movie mark both the upper and lower limits of quality for entertainment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3do2u/the_cats_musical_and_movie_mark_both_the_upper/ (StormOfTheVoid)
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You can grab a grabber to grab grabbers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3dnp5/you_can_grab_a_grabber_to_grab_grabbers/ (Blobe-K-Stop)
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If you’re ever caught naked in public, it’s actually a better idea to just cover your face

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3dmz2/if_youre_ever_caught_naked_in_public_its_actually/ (Cormoe123)
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For every crazy dumb conspiracy theorist online that we know of, there are 1000 of equal dumbness who didn't make it to social media because some porn popups hijacked them and they never found their way out of the rabbit hole.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3dmqx/for_every_crazy_dumb_conspiracy_theorist_online/ (AjaxFC1900)
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In the context of answering a question, Jeopardy clues are extremely unhelpful

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3dmix/in_the_context_of_answering_a_question_jeopardy/ (garlicbreadsocialism)
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The opposite of a firefly is a waterfall.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3dmgs/the_opposite_of_a_firefly_is_a_waterfall/ ([deleted])
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Most of our problems are caused by ourselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3dmds/most_of_our_problems_are_caused_by_ourselves/ (the_cursed_square)
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Two kinds of people: the ones afraid to measure their temperature and the ones afraid to measure their weight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3dl8j/two_kinds_of_people_the_ones_afraid_to_measure/ (SoyUnFracaso)
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Latex gloves are becoming the new cigarette butts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3djy0/latex_gloves_are_becoming_the_new_cigarette_butts/ (Thatguy468)
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Batman is wearing a reverse facemask.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3djqj/batman_is_wearing_a_reverse_facemask/ (Iansheng)
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Lip syncing will be way easier with masks on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3dhwr/lip_syncing_will_be_way_easier_with_masks_on/ (IsaacSam98)
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Feminisnm nowadays is the new male chauvinism, it became everything it critizised

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3dg37/feminisnm_nowadays_is_the_new_male_chauvinism_it/ (Meme_Adicts)
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When astronauts go to the moon and bring back a rock, the earth becomes heavier.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3dfcb/when_astronauts_go_to_the_moon_and_bring_back_a/ (audramurphy)
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You could be immortal, but won’t know for another 100 years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3dey4/you_could_be_immortal_but_wont_know_for_another/ (guminhyeok)
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Some dude named Richard holds the record for most dick pics ever taken

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3dczg/some_dude_named_richard_holds_the_record_for_most/ (lloydj20)
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Surgical mask companies can save money on advertisements because they can hire ugly models.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3db4s/surgical_mask_companies_can_save_money_on/ (powerscunner)
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The first person to nail a horse shoe on a horse was pretty brave.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3da2m/the_first_person_to_nail_a_horse_shoe_on_a_horse/ ([deleted])
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When lifting a barbell you can make it weigh more by adding additional mass to the bar or by adding additional mass below your feet since that would increase the pull of gravity down on the existing mass.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3d9lh/when_lifting_a_barbell_you_can_make_it_weigh_more/ (EarthMarsUranus)
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Funnybones sure do have a twisted sense of humor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3d7yd/funnybones_sure_do_have_a_twisted_sense_of_humor/ (Deanothedino)
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You never feel smarter than when you read an article and think, “no shit?”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3d739/you_never_feel_smarter_than_when_you_read_an/ (playforfun22)
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If someone says "You know what?" or "Guess what?" it still ultimately has the same outcome.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3d5hl/if_someone_says_you_know_what_or_guess_what_it/ (LuckyZX)
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You will never have exhaled more times than you have inhaled.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3d51p/you_will_never_have_exhaled_more_times_than_you/ (Bickarino)
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We would probably get a more accurate census report if we purchased data from social media companies instead of surveys.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3d4w7/we_would_probably_get_a_more_accurate_census/ (viewerdoer)
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With the right combination of pixels you could change someone's life forever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3d3r5/with_the_right_combination_of_pixels_you_could/ (Darkpurplebee)
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Dolphins are to us as we are to other animals: cute, but evil.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3d0he/dolphins_are_to_us_as_we_are_to_other_animals/ (IApparentlyExist)
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Once we recognize the beat of a song, we never unrecognize it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3cz9b/once_we_recognize_the_beat_of_a_song_we_never/ ([deleted])
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Different types of animal shits like batshit and dogshit have different meanings in a sentence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3cz2n/different_types_of_animal_shits_like_batshit_and/ (karto2287)
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Salt is the only thing we can taste but cannot smell.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3cyr9/salt_is_the_only_thing_we_can_taste_but_cannot/ ([deleted])
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Perfect murders exist. We just don't know because that's how it's supposed to work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3cxgc/perfect_murders_exist_we_just_dont_know_because/ ([deleted])
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Brown doesn’t exist. It’s darker orange

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3cwp9/brown_doesnt_exist_its_darker_orange/ (blue_pony1)
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The more overweight someone is, the more surface area they have, essentially making them more "skinny"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3cupc/the_more_overweight_someone_is_the_more_surface/ (stejamm)
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The amount of "Homework" folders has probably skyrocketed after online classes began

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3cuib/the_amount_of_homework_folders_has_probably/ (TheGamesGamer)
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Calling celebrities "stars" because they stand out sort of implies that the rest of us are the empty, meaningless void of outer space.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ctx0/calling_celebrities_stars_because_they_stand_out/ (S3YM0UR)
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If you give a blow job to someone, you’re doing the work. But if you give someone any other kind of job, they are doing the work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ct9k/if_you_give_a_blow_job_to_someone_youre_doing_the/ (Lyptus)
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Lady is better than Woman, unless you put Cat first.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ct25/lady_is_better_than_woman_unless_you_put_cat_first/ (Redditforgoit)
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Penis enlargements are much cheaper than huge pickup trucks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3criy/penis_enlargements_are_much_cheaper_than_huge/ (FreeRangeThinker)
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Computers are good for human health because they filter the dust in the air.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3cpm1/computers_are_good_for_human_health_because_they/ (winterfnxs)
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Very soon we will have some real good bottled beer in the supermarkets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3cp4m/very_soon_we_will_have_some_real_good_bottled/ (iulian_uk)
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When you buy a pair of shoes you're renewing your subscription to walking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3cnjb/when_you_buy_a_pair_of_shoes_youre_renewing_your/ (RonnieVanDan)
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Plastic dinosaurs are made out of actual dinosaurs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3cn89/plastic_dinosaurs_are_made_out_of_actual_dinosaurs/ (Our_name_is_yes)
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You are an extension of the power that created the universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3cn82/you_are_an_extension_of_the_power_that_created/ (Independent_Mistake)
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Like it or not, the case for a robotic workforce is stronger than ever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3cn6k/like_it_or_not_the_case_for_a_robotic_workforce/ (Subtotalpoet)
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You don't blink in the dream world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3cn4u/you_dont_blink_in_the_dream_world/ (theoreocrumbles)
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when a kid gets a nosebleed, they get a nosebleed. but when an adult gets a nose bleed, you always wonder if maybe drugs were involved

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3cmkt/when_a_kid_gets_a_nosebleed_they_get_a_nosebleed/ (askljdhaf4)
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A tattoo of the word ‘temporary’ could be referred to as a temporary tattoo

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3cl90/a_tattoo_of_the_word_temporary_could_be_referred/ (shrug__)
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Since everyone has a face mask on, the shame of farting in public is gone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3cjw9/since_everyone_has_a_face_mask_on_the_shame_of/ (wolvirine27)
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Caption Tom's NHS Walk....

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ceyk/caption_toms_nhs_walk/ (sbrowett)
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The reason why we're so fucked is because its so much easier to fool stupid people and there's way too many of them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3cdl3/the_reason_why_were_so_fucked_is_because_its_so/ (bobbydigital_ftw)
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If you throw tennis balls at a rooster, is it cock and ball torture?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3cdce/if_you_throw_tennis_balls_at_a_rooster_is_it_cock/ (SkepticalRowan)
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After giving helpful advice, the next step is to walk away and let the other person decide whether or not to take it WITHOUT getting upset if they don't.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ccq0/after_giving_helpful_advice_the_next_step_is_to/ (rhymeswithdolphins)
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Most of the elite people are not elite at all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3cbgv/most_of_the_elite_people_are_not_elite_at_all/ (traciOhLords)
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If elbows had shields, like kneecaps, it would hurt way less when you walk into doors or something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3c96f/if_elbows_had_shields_like_kneecaps_it_would_hurt/ (twinbladeArisen)
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People with no stomach muscles probably have more room for food than people with.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3c8ju/people_with_no_stomach_muscles_probably_have_more/ (myusername2238)
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The average lion won't ever know what a squid looks like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3c8fw/the_average_lion_wont_ever_know_what_a_squid/ (defiantexplorer01)
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Your phone know more stuff about yourself than you do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3c8f6/your_phone_know_more_stuff_about_yourself_than/ ([deleted])
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Someday, someone's gonna use homemade masks to make bras

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3c7fe/someday_someones_gonna_use_homemade_masks_to_make/ (superfishious)
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You could be lacking a sense everybody has but nobody ever told you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3c72e/you_could_be_lacking_a_sense_everybody_has_but/ (RichieKYT)
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"Thank" is a verb. So when you shorten "Thank you" to "Thanks". You aren't saying plural of thank. You are saying *Thanks*

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3c5px/thank_is_a_verb_so_when_you_shorten_thank_you_to/ (tiJasaJ)
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In the future, kids will be able to look up their great-grandparents' social media accounts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3c4aq/in_the_future_kids_will_be_able_to_look_up_their/ (JoColeman)
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If you water water it grows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3c3lw/if_you_water_water_it_grows/ (SickWickedAndTwisted)
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It would really hurt to literally have your ass eaten

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3c2ew/it_would_really_hurt_to_literally_have_your_ass/ (simon13-42)
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Technically a bullet only does it’s job after it’s fired

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3c25m/technically_a_bullet_only_does_its_job_after_its/ (steinertherecliner)
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Quantum immortality would explain why we can’t die by holding our breath for too long.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3c22h/quantum_immortality_would_explain_why_we_cant_die/ (Hydrocast)
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Cooties is an STD.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3c0qw/cooties_is_an_std/ (tttyuuuioooo567564)
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Bread doesn't have a top by design, it has a top because the bottom is pressed against the baking pan.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3bxv6/bread_doesnt_have_a_top_by_design_it_has_a_top/ (Fuckingottersman)
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A lot more people than usual are actually “checking out” that thing you recommended.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3bvyr/a_lot_more_people_than_usual_are_actually/ (promethazoid)
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Even though pizza is a collection of slices we still refer to it as a single item.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3bvtd/even_though_pizza_is_a_collection_of_slices_we/ (KugelBlitzSparks)
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We crack just about every part of our bodies to relieve stress: back, knuckles, shoulders, etc. If only we could do the same to our heads.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3buqv/we_crack_just_about_every_part_of_our_bodies_to/ (IAmQuietFire)
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Since digital has replaced analog in Hollywood. Technically all movies are cgi.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3buix/since_digital_has_replaced_analog_in_hollywood/ (GoForNJ)
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With everyone soon to be wearing face masks and coverings, a lot of people will realize how bad their breath actually is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3bu30/with_everyone_soon_to_be_wearing_face_masks_and/ (lurkadurking)
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If everyone pursued their aptitudes rather than their interests or money, we would live in a very different world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3btkd/if_everyone_pursued_their_aptitudes_rather_than/ (tom_is_the_bomb)
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Only once something becomes “general knowledge” you are not required to provided sources for your statement

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3btek/only_once_something_becomes_general_knowledge_you/ (y0ur_h1ghness)
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Everything is energy if you break it down to its most basic parts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3br42/everything_is_energy_if_you_break_it_down_to_its/ (bkoziol)
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When dogs mark their territory, it’s a literal pissing contest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3bqco/when_dogs_mark_their_territory_its_a_literal/ (JeColor)
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Solid, liquid, gas. You can excrete these three forms of matter during bowel movements. The only form of matter you can’t excrete is plasma.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3bp6c/solid_liquid_gas_you_can_excrete_these_three/ (estoeckeler)
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The only times it is acceptable to mix water and milk are coffee and tea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3bnt1/the_only_times_it_is_acceptable_to_mix_water_and/ (labelmaker123)
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Everyone has extremely similar personas on each social media platform

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3bn4y/everyone_has_extremely_similar_personas_on_each/ (Pack_Runner1)
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If you're still surprised that some people have no empathy for others, then you have not lived long enough in the real world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3bmph/if_youre_still_surprised_that_some_people_have_no/ (LionBastard1)
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There were no school shootings in the last month.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3bmds/there_were_no_school_shootings_in_the_last_month/ (spacetimepurp)
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When G♢d created Eve with parts of Adam, she was the first cloned human

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3bm3l/when_gd_created_eve_with_parts_of_adam_she_was/ (Whatisthisgameabout)
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Thumb sucking doesn’t just stop with age, it transitions to nail biting and other weird comforting habits

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3bll2/thumb_sucking_doesnt_just_stop_with_age_it/ (Postgres_Malone)
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Every secret society you've ever heard of was a complete failure.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3blhc/every_secret_society_youve_ever_heard_of_was_a/ (yosemighty_sam)
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Captain Kirk was middle management

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3bkyi/captain_kirk_was_middle_management/ (Kaizien)
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It’s somewhat profound that Apple hasn’t recently announced a new product selling for exactly $1,200.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3bj8n/its_somewhat_profound_that_apple_hasnt_recently/ (human8ure)
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Italian food is hard to eat with scissors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3bhps/italian_food_is_hard_to_eat_with_scissors/ (moneybot13)
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Pushing people into a pool will be cool again in a few years when waterproof phones are standard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3bhpb/pushing_people_into_a_pool_will_be_cool_again_in/ (Portashotty)
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Bank tellers will be extra surprised when mask robber comes in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3bh4d/bank_tellers_will_be_extra_surprised_when_mask/ ([deleted])
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Someone who stores the remote near the tv doesn’t understand its purpose.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3bgui/someone_who_stores_the_remote_near_the_tv_doesnt/ (Samson-I-Am)
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Soup is just a savory beverage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3bg5a/soup_is_just_a_savory_beverage/ (Dokledee)
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The earth and moon went through a divorce and earth got the kids

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3bfpu/the_earth_and_moon_went_through_a_divorce_and/ (am_person_not_robot)
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Yogurt is whey better when you stir it up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3berh/yogurt_is_whey_better_when_you_stir_it_up/ (spitfiremk88)
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If we had tails, toilets probably wouldn’t be different, we would probably just sit backwards.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3be59/if_we_had_tails_toilets_probably_wouldnt_be/ (CardiacSchmardiac)
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The word "gee" doesn't exist outside of sarcasm anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3be4c/the_word_gee_doesnt_exist_outside_of_sarcasm/ (voltron_atomica98)
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High fives rarely equal ten.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3bdzu/high_fives_rarely_equal_ten/ ([deleted])
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Blind people have practically created alternate universes inside their heads.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3b80y/blind_people_have_practically_created_alternate/ (-Firefish-)
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The commanders in star wars are warlords

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3b7pu/the_commanders_in_star_wars_are_warlords/ (Sevariys)
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The Phantom of the Opera is the original Incel

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3b76u/the_phantom_of_the_opera_is_the_original_incel/ (goochockey)
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Shipping shipping containers inside shipping containers is the most efficient way of shipping shipping containers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3b72l/shipping_shipping_containers_inside_shipping/ (TheScreamingSeal)
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Parents who teach their kids about companies using marketing to make terrible toys look fun are the same people who buy cheap knockoff toys for their kids

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3b6yo/parents_who_teach_their_kids_about_companies/ (jsmitter)
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Someday photos of old people aren’t gonna look like old photos anymore, making it hard to discern when they were taken.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3b6m5/someday_photos_of_old_people_arent_gonna_look/ (OvenBakedRuffles)
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Jedi’s are powerful but Sith Lords are the only ones with healing abilities

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3b533/jedis_are_powerful_but_sith_lords_are_the_only/ (KhingsKing)
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Taking extra showers for producing thoughts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3b4y7/taking_extra_showers_for_producing_thoughts/ (Foxtratocaster)
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there's a lot more Game Devs all of a sudden.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3b0r9/theres_a_lot_more_game_devs_all_of_a_sudden/ (EvolutionarySnafu)
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People don't die hard or die easy, they die medium.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3azj3/people_dont_die_hard_or_die_easy_they_die_medium/ ([deleted])
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Cain and Abel's fable tells us He is a carnivore... wild!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3azc9/cain_and_abels_fable_tells_us_he_is_a_carnivore/ (mojomofos4)
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A person holding a rope with a circle tied at the end is a cowboy. A person holding a rope with an egg/oval shape tied at the end is an executioner.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3axf4/a_person_holding_a_rope_with_a_circle_tied_at_the/ (DaleJrFan_62)
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Every living thing is technically just a colony of cells.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ax9o/every_living_thing_is_technically_just_a_colony/ (Dolantrom)
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X is the edgiest letter in the alphabet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3awpp/x_is_the_edgiest_letter_in_the_alphabet/ (Benaaasaaas)
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There’s times on clocks that you’ve never seen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3aw2r/theres_times_on_clocks_that_youve_never_seen/ (Jsimeone13)
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The gas of a search engine is internet speed and there are differing octane’s.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3avnh/the_gas_of_a_search_engine_is_internet_speed_and/ ([deleted])
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Your human fps drops when you're drunk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3auy4/your_human_fps_drops_when_youre_drunk/ (Blank1268)
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Worms probably idolize snakes as their supreme being.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3aqfn/worms_probably_idolize_snakes_as_their_supreme/ (Deanothedino)
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Blind people can't be afraid of the dark

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3aq21/blind_people_cant_be_afraid_of_the_dark/ (Guibaur)
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People explaining definitions in the urban dictionary are helping more than any other dictionary developers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3aq1h/people_explaining_definitions_in_the_urban/ (256Moin256)
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We've come to a point where more reproduction makes it harder for us to survive as a species.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3apvl/weve_come_to_a_point_where_more_reproduction/ (gingo)
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Adding the prefix 'over' to 'over-exaggerating' doesn't add to the excessiveness of exaggerating.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3apsr/adding_the_prefix_over_to_overexaggerating_doesnt/ (SoullessRJL)
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The use of ‘mature’ or ‘adult’ language is usually a sign of an immature adult.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3apen/the_use_of_mature_or_adult_language_is_usually_a/ (Wow_Unique_Username)
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Super hot is one of the few video games where guns are as affective as they are irl

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ap9d/super_hot_is_one_of_the_few_video_games_where/ (kesteven1)
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Joe Exotic is a redneck Michael Scott

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3aots/joe_exotic_is_a_redneck_michael_scott/ (killer_by_design)
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Technically, civil engineers can't have anger issues

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3aoaj/technically_civil_engineers_cant_have_anger_issues/ (jason_the_human2101)
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Winter happens 2 times every year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3amoz/winter_happens_2_times_every_year/ (Bobs-Uncle-Bob)
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There are only 365 birthdays a year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3alne/there_are_only_365_birthdays_a_year/ (snacktime_alchemist)
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In an unexpected 180, people you plan to meet from the internet are reassured when you promise to wear gloves and a mask when meeting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3aj9y/in_an_unexpected_180_people_you_plan_to_meet_from/ (MavetheGreat)
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Dreams could just be us experiencing our lives in an alternative universe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3aiov/dreams_could_just_be_us_experiencing_our_lives_in/ ([deleted])
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It’s weird that the flash has never tripped while running.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3aicj/its_weird_that_the_flash_has_never_tripped_while/ (HyPrAT)
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Your friend on your messaging app might be writing fake news and making use of you to innocently and unwittingly spread them out to the wider world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ai4f/your_friend_on_your_messaging_app_might_be/ (sadasianbear)
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A Caesar salad somewhere had an expiration date of March 15

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ahwn/a_caesar_salad_somewhere_had_an_expiration_date/ (OMEGANINJA0247)
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Humans have a 16 hour battery life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3agxb/humans_have_a_16_hour_battery_life/ (OMEGANINJA0247)
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When you google the word “ninja” you will probably have to scroll a lot before you find pictures of actual ninjas

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3aftl/when_you_google_the_word_ninja_you_will_probably/ (redditbot37555)
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Computer students are taught by teachers to make apps or sites which are used by teachers to teach students

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3afnk/computer_students_are_taught_by_teachers_to_make/ (whatupbiatch2)
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Bane was way ahead of everyone with the mask thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3adei/bane_was_way_ahead_of_everyone_with_the_mask_thing/ (potential_ban)
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The word "squeegee" seems designed to humiliate everyone who has to use one for a living.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3aczp/the_word_squeegee_seems_designed_to_humiliate/ (KubrickIsMyCopilot)
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If you think hard enough that you can fly, you will. If you're not, then you're not thinking hard enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3ac6c/if_you_think_hard_enough_that_you_can_fly_you/ (mrillusi0n)
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“It’s basically acid” is literally an oxymoron.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3abp6/its_basically_acid_is_literally_an_oxymoron/ (em_el_jee)
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Perfect murders exist. We just don't know because that's how it's supposed to work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3aa79/perfect_murders_exist_we_just_dont_know_because/ (resonating_light)
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Even though it is understandable, it is still weird that many people who earned their money the hard way are much more willing to donate it than the people who got it by ripping others off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3a8iq/even_though_it_is_understandable_it_is_still/ (Cis_zero)
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It's sad that kids in future gonna prefer watching live action remakes instead of classics.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3a6oq/its_sad_that_kids_in_future_gonna_prefer_watching/ (yashwanthjoey)
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The Oompa Loompas were rather hypocritical to sing songs about people’s personality faults when they allowed themselves to be trafficked across the globe and exploited in order to fuel their cocoa addiction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3a5a5/the_oompa_loompas_were_rather_hypocritical_to/ (SongsOfLightAndDark)
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Paintings with photorealistic eyes have mini paintings in them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3a1ma/paintings_with_photorealistic_eyes_have_mini/ (TheRaith)
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If your New Years Resolution was to eat out less, you're killing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3a15a/if_your_new_years_resolution_was_to_eat_out_less/ (shoodbwurking)
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There's way less worms on the streets when it rains nowadays

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g39y0x/theres_way_less_worms_on_the_streets_when_it/ (MrDutchFritter)
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If bro and sis have a child together they would become mom+dad and aunt+uncle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g39wo2/if_bro_and_sis_have_a_child_together_they_would/ (tripdec4u)
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You'd think that with stores selling out of everything that someone would have won the Monopoly sweepstakes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g39wml/youd_think_that_with_stores_selling_out_of/ (eyes_on_me_viii)
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Somewhere out there, there's someone struggling to find a username; and are possibly on their 69420th variation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g39vxk/somewhere_out_there_theres_someone_struggling_to/ (MasterNova924)
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When u know nothing, u can believe anything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g39v2t/when_u_know_nothing_u_can_believe_anything/ (Hanapalada)
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Broccolini is the daddy long legs version of Broccolis.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g39szu/broccolini_is_the_daddy_long_legs_version_of/ (Nuahxos_1)
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It’s normal for teenagers to be sexually attracted to adults, but not the other way around.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g39sxf/its_normal_for_teenagers_to_be_sexually_attracted/ (Calwhovian)
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The reason why there are no green flower buds is because it wouldn’t contrast well with it’s stem.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g39qj1/the_reason_why_there_are_no_green_flower_buds_is/ (ZachyBe)
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The social norm has shifted from despising and criticizing those wearing masks in public to distain if you don't wear one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g39ps2/the_social_norm_has_shifted_from_despising_and/ (avowin)
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The bullies in Forrest Gump unsuccessfully chase the same guy for like a decade.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g39poo/the_bullies_in_forrest_gump_unsuccessfully_chase/ ([deleted])
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You can teach a dog to sit down, lay down and stand up... but you can’t teach a dog to sit up, lay up and stand down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g39pe7/you_can_teach_a_dog_to_sit_down_lay_down_and/ (domesticatedrhino)
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Everything is universe colored.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g39ovm/everything_is_universe_colored/ (Session801)
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Being proactive makes it seem like the problem doesn't exist, but being reactive is the only way to know a problem exists

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g39ob4/being_proactive_makes_it_seem_like_the_problem/ (Doctorsl1m)
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Eclipse are the result of a massive coincidence. The chance of the moon's position and size and sun's position and size be such that when lined up they have almost the same size is so small.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g39mq5/eclipse_are_the_result_of_a_massive_coincidence/ (rafaturtle)
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Perhaps we are not fighting our own wars, but the wars of parasites who use us as a host

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g39m8d/perhaps_we_are_not_fighting_our_own_wars_but_the/ (ThatSocio)
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People wouldn't normally be sorry for something they did, but if they get caught they are sorry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g39m78/people_wouldnt_normally_be_sorry_for_something/ (Pottatothegreat1985)
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Suddenly, online dating doesn't seem like such a bad idea..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g39m1s/suddenly_online_dating_doesnt_seem_like_such_a/ (cowman8553)
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If you water water it grows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g39kaj/if_you_water_water_it_grows/ (spotzandconfetti)
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The wildass ways some of these animals evolved.. it's bananas to think of the ways they died

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g39k9b/the_wildass_ways_some_of_these_animals_evolved/ (KidneyBloodstones)
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The ratio of chicken to noodles in canned chicken noodle soup is vastly underwhelming

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g39iui/the_ratio_of_chicken_to_noodles_in_canned_chicken/ (SerDire)
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A snake would probably forever wonder what it had witnessed if it ever slithered past some discarded spaghetti and meatballs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g39iec/a_snake_would_probably_forever_wonder_what_it_had/ (Deanothedino)
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the whole internet will be shut down one day and screenshots of it would become very valuable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g39g1y/the_whole_internet_will_be_shut_down_one_day_and/ (aldandnoa)
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Things can be 2d if looked at from a certain perspective

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g39dnm/things_can_be_2d_if_looked_at_from_a_certain/ (Strikethat4)
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If Todoroki's dad and Midoriya's dad have similar quirks, it makes them technically brothers, making Midoriya and Todoroki technically cousins.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g39dlh/if_todorokis_dad_and_midoriyas_dad_have_similar/ (prettyrainyrain)
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Wearing a mask makes one very aware of their oral hygiene.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g39a5d/wearing_a_mask_makes_one_very_aware_of_their_oral/ (BaronVonWazoo)
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People will put a long sleeve on because it's cold, and then immediately roll up the sleeves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g399kx/people_will_put_a_long_sleeve_on_because_its_cold/ (jamie_kabob)
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Truly loving someone is wanting what’s best for them, even if that’s not you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g398az/truly_loving_someone_is_wanting_whats_best_for/ (redditdude91)
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Humans are so lucky that one of the only places hair doesn't grow is the mouth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g39882/humans_are_so_lucky_that_one_of_the_only_places/ (warhawk209812e99)
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Milk is a flavor of chocolate, but chocolate is a flavor of milk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g397du/milk_is_a_flavor_of_chocolate_but_chocolate_is_a/ (BlastCKXX)
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Losing weight and getting healthy is worth it, but just barely.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g396zk/losing_weight_and_getting_healthy_is_worth_it_but/ (powerscunner)
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Most people will eat more mac n cheese in their adult years than in their child years, yet it is stil considered a childrens' dish

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g391jv/most_people_will_eat_more_mac_n_cheese_in_their/ (crybabymoon)
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We can finally see if all the "What would happend if human kind suddenly disappeared" documentaries are accurate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g391cd/we_can_finally_see_if_all_the_what_would_happend/ (JackRo55)
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If UFOs have visited us from another galaxy, they must’ve travelled through wormholes or something, otherwise they had to travel thousands of years even at the speed of light.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g390qk/if_ufos_have_visited_us_from_another_galaxy_they/ (Lum1nar)
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For someone who really likes his privacy Ron swanson has no problem telling the camera crew where his gold is buried

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g38ysh/for_someone_who_really_likes_his_privacy_ron/ (Attentivegamer)
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There is horizontal for side to side, vertical for up and down, but no _______al for forward to back

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g38xem/there_is_horizontal_for_side_to_side_vertical_for/ (iaswob)
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We live in an age where reviews can be more entertaining than the product

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g38tmt/we_live_in_an_age_where_reviews_can_be_more/ (AlphaBetaEd)
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Fame is fleeting, but the fleet is famous....at least for a while.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g38roq/fame_is_fleeting_but_the_fleet_is_famousat_least/ (David_Diron)
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A neural network will one day create articles about neural networks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g38rfq/a_neural_network_will_one_day_create_articles/ (Legofanas)
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There are going to be some low-mileage cars coming off lease over the next two years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g38qyc/there_are_going_to_be_some_lowmileage_cars_coming/ (Davy_Dee)
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Our freedom is so free that we suffer from our actions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g38qbe/our_freedom_is_so_free_that_we_suffer_from_our/ (Cuddleefuddlee)
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Birth is a curse, and existence is a prison.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g38pjm/birth_is_a_curse_and_existence_is_a_prison/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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We would probably see a sharp decline in violent crime if police were trained to aim for the crotch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g38mrp/we_would_probably_see_a_sharp_decline_in_violent/ (HerrRalts)
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Vampires must have great abs from rising out of their coffins every night

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g38lvj/vampires_must_have_great_abs_from_rising_out_of/ (Stealie1924)
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Pornhub premium has been always free

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g38ldm/pornhub_premium_has_been_always_free/ (yarethg)
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A melanistic (all black, no pigment) T-Rex most likely lived at some point, and was probably terrifying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g38gw1/a_melanistic_all_black_no_pigment_trex_most/ (Lane797)
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You would think countries would learn from the mistakes made in downplaying their role in recent worldwide issues, as did another country when a nuclear reactor exploded.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g38ffg/you_would_think_countries_would_learn_from_the/ (CovahMachiavelli)
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It's popular to watch two lesbians using a dildo, but it's not the same for two gays using a fleshlight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g38cqn/its_popular_to_watch_two_lesbians_using_a_dildo/ (ioveri)
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We have all kicked a pregnant woman before. When we were in the womb.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g38c82/we_have_all_kicked_a_pregnant_woman_before_when/ (xxsteambroxx)
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Under a microscope, all sharp objects such as needles and knives look blunt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g38c3s/under_a_microscope_all_sharp_objects_such_as/ (Xplosion0_0)
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We are closer to 2049 than we are to 1990.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g387ka/we_are_closer_to_2049_than_we_are_to_1990/ ([deleted])
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Everyone video conferencing forgot how to use an ethernet cable in the last month

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g387c5/everyone_video_conferencing_forgot_how_to_use_an/ (SuccessfulOperation)
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The more you know someone the more accurate your fictional conversations with him/her are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g386fj/the_more_you_know_someone_the_more_accurate_your/ (HaughtyOddball23)
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You can tell how scary a game is meant to be by the sound of a door being opened.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g386dc/you_can_tell_how_scary_a_game_is_meant_to_be_by/ (archie-turner)
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A tomato is a gay vegetable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g384s0/a_tomato_is_a_gay_vegetable/ ([deleted])
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Earth without water is a very odd and ugly planet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g384hs/earth_without_water_is_a_very_odd_and_ugly_planet/ (YinWingChun)
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You can't fail a new years resolution if you never made one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g383d9/you_cant_fail_a_new_years_resolution_if_you_never/ (gentlecrusher)
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Having someone wear out an old gift is the highest form of praise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g382y2/having_someone_wear_out_an_old_gift_is_the/ (Sujjin)
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We are closer to 2045 than we are to 1990

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3825l/we_are_closer_to_2045_than_we_are_to_1990/ ([deleted])
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Since lesbians are still lesbians even if they use a dildo, a straight dude shoving a dildo up his ass wouldnt be gay

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g38231/since_lesbians_are_still_lesbians_even_if_they/ (KWAKUDATSU)
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There is no freaking way there are 34 glasses of in those Franzia boxes of wine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3805l/there_is_no_freaking_way_there_are_34_glasses_of/ (jsakia)
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Motivational speakers motivate people to become motivational speakers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g37yp9/motivational_speakers_motivate_people_to_become/ (ACrazyKid)
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We aren’t all meant to be a size small. Even if our bodies could be, they probably shouldn’t be.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g37yfk/we_arent_all_meant_to_be_a_size_small_even_if_our/ (poesmuse)
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The Queen Elizabeth jokes will die as soon as she does

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g37yby/the_queen_elizabeth_jokes_will_die_as_soon_as_she/ (nibbaJ69)
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M&M’s will most definitely melt in your hand

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g37wf7/mms_will_most_definitely_melt_in_your_hand/ (Postgres_Malone)
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If Wisconsin is famous for its cheese and having good cheese, then the cows in Wisconsin must be rockstars in the bovine world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g37wbi/if_wisconsin_is_famous_for_its_cheese_and_having/ (Deanothedino)
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Anyone else noticed that "uphill" and "downhill" are both considered a bad thing? If something is "uphill", it's a struggle. If it's "downhill", it's getting worse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g37tu4/anyone_else_noticed_that_uphill_and_downhill_are/ (Dalcoy_96)
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Someone arbitrarily decides that the majority of things need to be baked in the oven at 350°F/180°C and everyone else just went with it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g37sxr/someone_arbitrarily_decides_that_the_majority_of/ (Reidddddddd)
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people in movies never seem to use a mouse on a computer, only the keyboard

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g37pud/people_in_movies_never_seem_to_use_a_mouse_on_a/ (awesomehuder)
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Music notation wins the imperial system debate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g37pc3/music_notation_wins_the_imperial_system_debate/ (adamtuliper)
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No matter how much you sharpen a blade, the tip will always be microscopically flat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g37oxl/no_matter_how_much_you_sharpen_a_blade_the_tip/ (CommanderOfGregory)
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It’s amazing how quickly it went from ‘wearing face masks is weird’ to ‘you’re weird if you don’t wear a face mask’.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g37nsg/its_amazing_how_quickly_it_went_from_wearing_face/ (xWittyUserNamex)
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The insides of our mouths, lips and skin are tasteless by default.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g37j52/the_insides_of_our_mouths_lips_and_skin_are/ (LegionLegacyDMK)
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The word long is shorter than the word short

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g37ir6/the_word_long_is_shorter_than_the_word_short/ ([deleted])
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Any characters that are older than us in a show we will eventually be older than

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g37htx/any_characters_that_are_older_than_us_in_a_show/ (SakuraWeebles)
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Robin Hood stealing from the rich and giving to the poor was just him making sure he had job security.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g37fos/robin_hood_stealing_from_the_rich_and_giving_to/ (gaffney116)
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"Normal people" aren't normal. Nobody's normal. "Normal people" are weird people trying to not be weird.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g37fn0/normal_people_arent_normal_nobodys_normal_normal/ ([deleted])
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Emails are formal texts, and vice versa.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g37fh6/emails_are_formal_texts_and_vice_versa/ (Kirigaya9191)
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People who put on weight easily are probably genetically superior because their body is better at storing energy for periods of starvation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g37e7o/people_who_put_on_weight_easily_are_probably/ (wefeelyourpresence)
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Prior to the era of the automobiles, having a dog chase you while riding your horse would have been an insanely dangerous situation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g37d72/prior_to_the_era_of_the_automobiles_having_a_dog/ (killerbutton)
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Your hair is in a unique configuration in which it will never be again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g37clj/your_hair_is_in_a_unique_configuration_in_which/ (VK_101)
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In the near future, teachers could start click baiting homework

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g37au3/in_the_near_future_teachers_could_start_click/ (Unlucky_Ch4rms)
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Dave Matthews Band is the Huey Lewis and the News of the 90s.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g379oq/dave_matthews_band_is_the_huey_lewis_and_the_news/ (salesman_jordan)
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No one stutters in a movie/series unless if it’s to do with the plot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g379mv/no_one_stutters_in_a_movieseries_unless_if_its_to/ (Harry2212)
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Handing out cash instead of a stimulus check would probably really change how that money was spent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g379gy/handing_out_cash_instead_of_a_stimulus_check/ (death_awaits_us_all)
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In movies and cartoons (e.g peter rabbit) animals get away with not wearing a shirt with other clothes because they have fur

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g375mi/in_movies_and_cartoons_eg_peter_rabbit_animals/ (NoCommunication7)
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Buying a nuclear silo survival bunker on credit is a good investment because once you move in you can stop making payments.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g375jr/buying_a_nuclear_silo_survival_bunker_on_credit/ (SkyDrifters)
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Even though in 6th grade science class you're taught that when heated up, solids turn into liquids, when you put liquid pancake mix into the pan, it becomes a solid pancake.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g374fx/even_though_in_6th_grade_science_class_youre/ (DragonWooly)
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In a universe in which skin didn’t grow with the body, obese people would eventually explode.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g373bs/in_a_universe_in_which_skin_didnt_grow_with_the/ (cereal04)
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Vampires can't go out into the sunlight and therefore lack vitamin D. So they suck blood to replace the vitamin D that they can't get

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3735s/vampires_cant_go_out_into_the_sunlight_and/ (Cheezzlez)
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Snakes would make a great speed training tool seeing that most of our personal best top speeds were probably reached after we had seen one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g372rx/snakes_would_make_a_great_speed_training_tool/ (Deanothedino)
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Technically, some years were both AD and BC

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g372id/technically_some_years_were_both_ad_and_bc/ (lang12)
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The speed of which one can type the "ABC"s is limited by how fast the "ABC Song" can be sung in your head.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g370o9/the_speed_of_which_one_can_type_the_abcs_is/ (MuntzCommaNelson)
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Never stand in range of a blindfolded guy with a stick

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g370er/never_stand_in_range_of_a_blindfolded_guy_with_a/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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Chuck-E-Cheese did a casino for kids. Those kids grew up and made Dave and Buster's, a kid's casino for adults.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g36wbo/chuckecheese_did_a_casino_for_kids_those_kids/ (hithere1729)
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It would have been horrible to be a medieval scribe with tinnitus.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g36v5s/it_would_have_been_horrible_to_be_a_medieval/ (nerdfighter8842)
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The existence of competitive exams like SAT , IITJEE imply the existence of casual exams , which further imply the existence of deathmatch exams , domination exams , search and destroy exams

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g36so7/the_existence_of_competitive_exams_like_sat/ (Dxuian)
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Anything can be an instrument if it makes a sound

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g36rvz/anything_can_be_an_instrument_if_it_makes_a_sound/ (datgaminghuman)
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A slide is a ladder with one continuous rung.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g36pjb/a_slide_is_a_ladder_with_one_continuous_rung/ (BotBo1)
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"Face mask" is a tautology.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g36mek/face_mask_is_a_tautology/ (jacklandors92)
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An era where real speakeasys are needed has again arisen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g36m9s/an_era_where_real_speakeasys_are_needed_has_again/ (dedalusdiggle8)
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People are going to be much more attracted to eyes due to everyone wearing masks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g36m7w/people_are_going_to_be_much_more_attracted_to/ (SlyFoxInACave)
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Most, if not all movie villains suffer from mental disorders that were left untreated.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g36lq4/most_if_not_all_movie_villains_suffer_from_mental/ (terenandceleste)
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Depending on the temperature of a room throwing a stick of butter at someone will either be funny or assault

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g36kmv/depending_on_the_temperature_of_a_room_throwing_a/ (psaaap)
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When you are saying “all seven billion people on earth” you are excluding more than 600 million people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g36ies/when_you_are_saying_all_seven_billion_people_on/ (Victor26v)
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Taking a deep breath feels like drinking water when you’re very thirsty

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g36hu9/taking_a_deep_breath_feels_like_drinking_water/ (donnychakras)
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Fruits are tree eggs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g36fsm/fruits_are_tree_eggs/ (lipe_camel)
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The number of spice jars expands to the capacity of the spice rack - plus one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g36fot/the_number_of_spice_jars_expands_to_the_capacity/ (FredJQJohnson)
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If you water water, it grows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g36eix/if_you_water_water_it_grows/ (IcestrikeMemes)
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Alvin and the chipmunks were primarily a cover band.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g36ed5/alvin_and_the_chipmunks_were_primarily_a_cover/ (Nicholas-Pressey)
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‌‌When y‌‌ou a‌‌re y‌‌oung y‌‌ou d‌‌on't h‌‌ave e‌‌nough m‌‌oney t‌‌o b‌‌uy g‌‌ames, w‌‌hen y‌‌ou g‌‌et o‌‌lder y‌‌ou d‌‌on't h‌‌ave e‌‌nough t‌‌ime t‌‌o f‌‌inish a‌‌ll t‌‌he g‌‌ames y‌‌ou o‌‌wn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g36cl1/when_you_are_young_you_dont_have_enough_money_to/ (vpetrychuk)
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Attachment to Detachment is Technically Still Detachment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g36b33/attachment_to_detachment_is_technically_still/ (BrkenTrth)
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A Lot of People Would Buy a Microwave That Only Had a "+30 Sec" Button.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g36ahi/a_lot_of_people_would_buy_a_microwave_that_only/ (mayormcskeeze)
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Re-Birth is Useless if you still have to be Potty Trained

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g369iy/rebirth_is_useless_if_you_still_have_to_be_potty/ (BrkenTrth)
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If only the people running target could teach us men what women really want, because somehow, they always know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g36929/if_only_the_people_running_target_could_teach_us/ (SecretlyTalkingPizza)
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The opposite of Microsoft is Megahard

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g368tj/the_opposite_of_microsoft_is_megahard/ (SyrupOnWaffle_)
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Asking a person, who's completely colorblind for his whole life, what his favourite color is must be very weird

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g367t6/asking_a_person_whos_completely_colorblind_for/ (MCUltraRetarded)
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Skill and consistent luck is the same thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3653e/skill_and_consistent_luck_is_the_same_thing/ (Lagoutine)
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One day there will be a last song played on the radio and it will most likely disappoint thousands

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g360li/one_day_there_will_be_a_last_song_played_on_the/ (StraightUpMe)
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If our voices sound better in our head we need to hear Morgan Freeman’s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g360he/if_our_voices_sound_better_in_our_head_we_need_to/ (flamingpiggy)
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Wall-E is the only love story/movie that no one hates

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g35zel/walle_is_the_only_love_storymovie_that_no_one/ (PTFO_Sniper)
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If mammoths were intelligent in the same way elephants are, getting killed by humans must have been terrifying. Getting chased down by tiny pursuit predators with sharp sticks, and knowing they're not going to give up chasing before you give up running.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g35x7d/if_mammoths_were_intelligent_in_the_same_way/ (takaperoinen-miete)
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We might just be the highly censored ones and another country has to create a terrible situation in order to free us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g35wh2/we_might_just_be_the_highly_censored_ones_and/ (-iamai-)
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One day, batteries will be so good that we won’t need the high power/low power settings on electronics.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g35vo4/one_day_batteries_will_be_so_good_that_we_wont/ (TitanMaster57)
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Sloth is a deadly sin, that can prevent you from committing the other deadly sins.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g35vnf/sloth_is_a_deadly_sin_that_can_prevent_you_from/ (trodrig21)
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If people that love horror movies have a nightmare then it isn’t a nightmare if they like it it’s just a normal dream therefor they can’t have nightmares in their sleep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g35ver/if_people_that_love_horror_movies_have_a/ (that-one-guy420)
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If you go to sleep in the same bed you woke up in, no matter what you do throughout the day, your net change in elevation will always be 0.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g35v5x/if_you_go_to_sleep_in_the_same_bed_you_woke_up_in/ (CFA_CAIA)
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Even if someone doesn't know physics,their instincts help in doing things easily which can be explained using physics.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g35uqy/even_if_someone_doesnt_know_physicstheir/ (theredditorlol)
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Mars is the Red Planet but hasn’t always been Red but has always been known as the Red Planet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g35txk/mars_is_the_red_planet_but_hasnt_always_been_red/ (TheAbnormalNormal)
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Thicc is spelled with two c's because that's the shape of two butt cheeks together. (cc)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g35tc3/thicc_is_spelled_with_two_cs_because_thats_the/ (lonewolf7613)
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Thrifty is to trusting as stingy is to gullible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g35qot/thrifty_is_to_trusting_as_stingy_is_to_gullible/ (clarinetpanda)
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It is strange that most businesses will offer complimentary drinks as you wait, except for restaurants

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g35pol/it_is_strange_that_most_businesses_will_offer/ (JackBrightside)
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The opposite of “soft” is both “hard” and “loud”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g35jav/the_opposite_of_soft_is_both_hard_and_loud/ (brixu)
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If one person feels warm and another person feels cold

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g35j1m/if_one_person_feels_warm_and_another_person_feels/ (MrGoldenMineTurtle)
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‌‌Programs w‌‌ould g‌‌et u‌‌pdated m‌‌ore o‌‌ften i‌‌f t‌‌hey a‌‌sk t‌‌o u‌‌pdate t‌‌hem n‌‌ot w‌‌hen t‌‌hey o‌‌pened b‌‌ut w‌‌hen t‌‌hey a‌‌re a‌‌bout t‌‌o b‌‌e c‌‌losed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g35hm5/programs_would_get_updated_more_often_if_they_ask/ (vpetrychuk)
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Verizon can give 14 million high school students free Times Journalism even though they have online school but can’t give firefighters contacting each other free data during fighting a wildfire.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g35hiw/verizon_can_give_14_million_high_school_students/ (relaxedsweat)
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If you water water it grows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g35gtw/if_you_water_water_it_grows/ (D3onn)
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Paris of Troy took simping to a whole other level

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g35gs2/paris_of_troy_took_simping_to_a_whole_other_level/ (MattHowToWith)
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The price you pay at bars is proof that human connection is about 10x more valuable than being alone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g35gqt/the_price_you_pay_at_bars_is_proof_that_human/ (KylarSternn)
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If an OC is a person's original character, then every (fictional like bugs bunny) character in the world is someone's OC

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g35g6r/if_an_oc_is_a_persons_original_character_then/ (Tht-0ne_Guy)
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Unsalted peanuts look like salted peanuts that have already been sucked on. Maybe there’s people out there whose sole job is to suck the salt off of peanuts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g35g2n/unsalted_peanuts_look_like_salted_peanuts_that/ (kyleisgr8m8)
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Everyone wearing masks in public has probably made things a hell of a lot harder for deaf people who lip read.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g35fda/everyone_wearing_masks_in_public_has_probably/ (StercusCircus)
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Being liked is far more valuable in life than being smart.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g35e5n/being_liked_is_far_more_valuable_in_life_than/ (lez566)
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The ingenuity of a desperate stoner trying to find something to smoke out of changes every generation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g35dv5/the_ingenuity_of_a_desperate_stoner_trying_to/ (Despicable_carl)
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The louder someone blasts music out of their car, the shittier the music seems to be

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g35drq/the_louder_someone_blasts_music_out_of_their_car/ (potential_ban)
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If while typing you misspell something to where an r is in front of the word, that is most likely how Scooby Doo would have said it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g35cm0/if_while_typing_you_misspell_something_to_where/ (SaulsaWithChips)
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Without medical help, people who can’t open their mouth would die if they got a cold.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g35a2q/without_medical_help_people_who_cant_open_their/ (Antonell15)
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Rolling a booger between the index finger and thumb may be a behavior biologically coded in our DNA

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g359e9/rolling_a_booger_between_the_index_finger_and/ (PancakeExprationDate)
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The fact that not every job is essential just shows how far we have come as society.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3560b/the_fact_that_not_every_job_is_essential_just/ ([deleted])
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Life is an std

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g353nu/life_is_an_std/ (Neelg148)
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It's always been environmentally responsible to drink beer, because it has always been in glass or cans, not plastic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3534y/its_always_been_environmentally_responsible_to/ (jameseavh)
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Considering that they both have the same movements - push ups are to arms as lunges are to legs. Push ups are arm lunges.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3532y/considering_that_they_both_have_the_same/ (WeakerLink)
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Describing everything in the universe creates more of the universe to describe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g352m0/describing_everything_in_the_universe_creates/ (Kobe_Wan_Jabroni)
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Saying "pardon me" after farting is the most elegant way to fart

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g351lk/saying_pardon_me_after_farting_is_the_most/ (Dogsanddogs)
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In a way extroverts are actual energy vampires

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g351l4/in_a_way_extroverts_are_actual_energy_vampires/ (Goodlordbadlord)
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No one ever sneezes in movies unless it is for plot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g350ts/no_one_ever_sneezes_in_movies_unless_it_is_for/ (pvz-lover)
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Squirrel Girl is Marvel’s One Punch Man

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g34zdr/squirrel_girl_is_marvels_one_punch_man/ (reedmg)
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Getting tickled feels like torture yet we still can't help but to laugh and smileq

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g34ycr/getting_tickled_feels_like_torture_yet_we_still/ (GavHern)
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The last movie you saw in a theater might be the last movie you see in a theater

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g34uul/the_last_movie_you_saw_in_a_theater_might_be_the/ (zydr8te)
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The boom of interest in retro stuff by Millennials was because we didn’t have enough money to buy new things when we moved out of our parent’s houses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g34ty5/the_boom_of_interest_in_retro_stuff_by/ (HydroThunder64)
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No matter how stupid and unrealistic an idea is, there is at least one person that believes in it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g34tjy/no_matter_how_stupid_and_unrealistic_an_idea_is/ (vapingpigeon94)
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By the book of Genesis, everyone is an inbred hilly billy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g34tfd/by_the_book_of_genesis_everyone_is_an_inbred/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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You're really an adult if it has become apparent how little $1,200 is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g34qs5/youre_really_an_adult_if_it_has_become_apparent/ (olafminesaw)
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We make fun of celebrities who buy things they could get for free but many first world citizens buy bottled water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g34q4j/we_make_fun_of_celebrities_who_buy_things_they/ (Karim90716)
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If computer games didn't use the shift key nobody would have ever known that sticky keys existed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g34pyd/if_computer_games_didnt_use_the_shift_key_nobody/ ([deleted])
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Witches don’t need to go through customs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g34pek/witches_dont_need_to_go_through_customs/ (ddebbzz)
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Mars wasn't always red

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g34ozz/mars_wasnt_always_red/ (spyder2729)
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Every thought you've ever had is an action you did not take.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g34o3a/every_thought_youve_ever_had_is_an_action_you_did/ (olivefarm)
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We can see so many stars from our Galaxy to distant ones, our universe seems so full, but in actuality, they are so far apart we will never be able to get there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g34n52/we_can_see_so_many_stars_from_our_galaxy_to/ (spyder2729)
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There are donut holes, and then there are donut wholes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g34lts/there_are_donut_holes_and_then_there_are_donut/ (artsytartsy23)
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It’s amazing how some people can be hairy or not hairy but one thing that unites us all is pubic hair.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g34kju/its_amazing_how_some_people_can_be_hairy_or_not/ (twoboxchedda)
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In a multiple star system it is possible to see a sun during a solar eclipse

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g34jrx/in_a_multiple_star_system_it_is_possible_to_see_a/ (byDistrator)
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Cats are horrible people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g34hem/cats_are_horrible_people/ (656Wolverine)
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Rewarding children for losing their teeth has caused countless premature pullings and bleeding gums.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g34fvo/rewarding_children_for_losing_their_teeth_has/ (QueenElsaArrendelle)
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A Never Ending Story could've been the Final Fantasy of movies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g34dug/a_never_ending_story_couldve_been_the_final/ ([deleted])
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‌‌Some d‌‌rinks a‌‌t t‌‌he s‌‌ame r‌‌oom t‌‌emperature t‌‌aste c‌‌old, o‌‌thers t‌‌aste w‌‌arm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g34dnb/some_drinks_at_the_same_room_temperature_taste/ (vpetrychuk)
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Showrunners probably only include dream sequences in the show so that they can show misleading/interesting footage in trailers and episode previews

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g34db0/showrunners_probably_only_include_dream_sequences/ (realism_or_nah)
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It's no longer 'fast food' if the fast food restaurant is busy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g34bve/its_no_longer_fast_food_if_the_fast_food/ (PatientParfait)
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Old people make fun of kids for not knowing cursive but at least kids can open a web browser without a tutorial

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g348kq/old_people_make_fun_of_kids_for_not_knowing/ ([deleted])
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Since you put a cigarette butt in your mouth...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g348d3/since_you_put_a_cigarette_butt_in_your_mouth/ (Finch-I-am)
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Little Richard is the OG ‘Lil.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g34842/little_richard_is_the_og_lil/ (VaughnFry)
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Earth is a tiny spaceship traveling through space, and we have wars on it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g347v5/earth_is_a_tiny_spaceship_traveling_through_space/ (mccarthybergeron)
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In order to fall asleep, you have to pretend to be asleep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g347lh/in_order_to_fall_asleep_you_have_to_pretend_to_be/ ([deleted])
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Schadenfreude: Watching Amber Heard get bankrupt and homeless because of Depp's lawsuit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g347dl/schadenfreude_watching_amber_heard_get_bankrupt/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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If the future is determined, then asteroids are always landing perfectly in the craters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g346fx/if_the_future_is_determined_then_asteroids_are/ (tyruPL)
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Walking through the hood at night really isn’t that bad as long as you give them your money when they ask

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3445v/walking_through_the_hood_at_night_really_isnt/ (AppleberryJames)
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There are going to be a lot of pissed off valedictorians come May

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g343io/there_are_going_to_be_a_lot_of_pissed_off/ (AKA_Wildcard)
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It is more likely for teens to accept a complete stranger's friend/follow request than their onw parents'.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g33z1o/it_is_more_likely_for_teens_to_accept_a_complete/ (Martokartechnicata69)
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Your tongue is probably resting on your palate(roof of your mouth)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g33yqd/your_tongue_is_probably_resting_on_your/ (batmans_apprentice)
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It's incredibly frustrating that your brain knows that you've forgotten what you were going to do but won't remember what it was.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g33ycl/its_incredibly_frustrating_that_your_brain_knows/ (frypincher)
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The Statue of Liberty needs a mask.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g33x9o/the_statue_of_liberty_needs_a_mask/ (SeattlSasquatch)
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Porn stars have access to more work training videos than any other job

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g33w90/porn_stars_have_access_to_more_work_training/ (PatientParfait)
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In hindsight, cancelling 'The Last Man on Earth' was a bad idea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g33tsb/in_hindsight_cancelling_the_last_man_on_earth_was/ (HisDudenessElDude)
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History is the only school subject without which absolutely nothing in the world of science would change.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g33tfv/history_is_the_only_school_subject_without_which/ (Maciokan)
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Everybody has said something important and quotable in their lifetime. It’s just that they are not as important as famous people for others to care.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g33s62/everybody_has_said_something_important_and/ (jackandler)
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women are twice as likely to avoid incarceration if convicted when compared to men

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g33rnw/women_are_twice_as_likely_to_avoid_incarceration/ (jomtienislife)
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People with little to no cooking experience, are suddenly finding themselves with a set of valuable life skills.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g33qwj/people_with_little_to_no_cooking_experience_are/ (Archturus)
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Birds who are still chirping when the sun is down are probably as desperate as dudes who swipe right on all the girls they see on tinder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g33pfv/birds_who_are_still_chirping_when_the_sun_is_down/ (Cornelius_M)
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William Shakespeare wrote love poems just so he can watch high schoolers reenact the kissing scenes in the afterlife.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g33oum/william_shakespeare_wrote_love_poems_just_so_he/ (Get_Swazzed)
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People who try to make you miserable are often miserable themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g33mm1/people_who_try_to_make_you_miserable_are_often/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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The difference between a criminal and a citizen is restraint.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g33jef/the_difference_between_a_criminal_and_a_citizen/ (anotherimpossible6)
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Waters shadow is light

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g33j0y/waters_shadow_is_light/ (FIREBALL07)
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"Stay safe!" seems to have replaced "Have a good day!" as a farewell greeting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g33igk/stay_safe_seems_to_have_replaced_have_a_good_day/ (HiMyNameIsLaura)
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Anal beads are grenade pins for your ass

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g33i9b/anal_beads_are_grenade_pins_for_your_ass/ (RufflesOriginal)
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The fact that USB is not reversible has probably set back human development by several decades

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g33i3j/the_fact_that_usb_is_not_reversible_has_probably/ (slim_alien)
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The pressure on the surface of the earth will increase day by day if you still open your fridge every 10 mins

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g33gij/the_pressure_on_the_surface_of_the_earth_will/ (BoSHEEE)
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A gay pirate ship must have been a huge disappointment for sirens.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g33cfl/a_gay_pirate_ship_must_have_been_a_huge/ (TheRealBaconBrian)
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When it's windy outside tiny insects are so light they probably get blown away for miles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g33ah5/when_its_windy_outside_tiny_insects_are_so_light/ (karma-enigma)
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It must be very difficult to have a real telemarketing job with an Indian accent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g339b0/it_must_be_very_difficult_to_have_a_real/ (daffietiger)
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G.O.D didn't return Job's original wife and children back to him. Read between the lines people!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g337l5/god_didnt_return_jobs_original_wife_and_children/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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Bank cameras are constantly recording, so the image quality is low so they can store more footage. Roller coasters take only one picture so it can be of high quality.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g336xq/bank_cameras_are_constantly_recording_so_the/ (Relftion)
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All hair gained at puberty is pubic hair. (Facial, legs, arms...)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g335hb/all_hair_gained_at_puberty_is_pubic_hair_facial/ (Peter77Parker)
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a sugardaddy is a successful simp

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g335ha/a_sugardaddy_is_a_successful_simp/ (Ryderisriding)
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The entire internet believes that the death of Harambe was the point where the world went to hell

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3335i/the_entire_internet_believes_that_the_death_of/ (blackbeltgamer7)
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Humans taste similar to mutton, than to chicken.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g330u8/humans_taste_similar_to_mutton_than_to_chicken/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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Everything in the universe is either an egg or not an egg

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g32zr1/everything_in_the_universe_is_either_an_egg_or/ (moltenfridge)
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G.O.D sent himself to himself to save himself from himself to be sacrificed by himself all so he could forgive himself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g32y8e/god_sent_himself_to_himself_to_save_himself_from/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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Even the end of the world can get boring if it's dragged out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g32xrw/even_the_end_of_the_world_can_get_boring_if_its/ (step6666)
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It’s possible that you’ve walked past a murderer more then once in your lifetime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g32x8r/its_possible_that_youve_walked_past_a_murderer/ (FinnishWeeb007)
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Slang is a Slang for Shortened Language.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g32ws0/slang_is_a_slang_for_shortened_language/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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Sunglasses make people look angry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g32vvg/sunglasses_make_people_look_angry/ (fornoggg)
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Even A 50,000 piece square puzzle has only 4 corner pieces

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g32uao/even_a_50000_piece_square_puzzle_has_only_4/ (EC987)
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Don't ever bury a dead body in an Area without any vegetation. It will get spotted easily.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g32slw/dont_ever_bury_a_dead_body_in_an_area_without_any/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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Calvin Klein liked the thought of people wearing his underwear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g32rqm/calvin_klein_liked_the_thought_of_people_wearing/ (lopezjessy)
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"Ancient Technology" sounds more advanced than "Old Technology", despite meaning almost the same thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g32rfm/ancient_technology_sounds_more_advanced_than_old/ (0LordKelsier0)
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These are dire times for stalkers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g32qsg/these_are_dire_times_for_stalkers/ (Hobodownthestreet)
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All successful relationships end with one person looking at their partner dying

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g32qns/all_successful_relationships_end_with_one_person/ (ald4ker)
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Everyone will conveniently forget how they were ready to crucify Johnny Depp as soon as Amber Heard alleged.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g32pdz/everyone_will_conveniently_forget_how_they_were/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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Putting (NOT CLICKBAIT) in a title is the new click bait.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g32nnv/putting_not_clickbait_in_a_title_is_the_new_click/ (ChecksUsernames)
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Coca Cola and mentos could have worked together to change that famous chemical reaction but they chose not to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g32nh4/coca_cola_and_mentos_could_have_worked_together/ (joevilla1369)
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In the future, microwaves might get so efficient that instead of using seconds and minutes, they use milliseconds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g32l7h/in_the_future_microwaves_might_get_so_efficient/ (Alexl14)
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You see in greyscale mode at night

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g32k7v/you_see_in_greyscale_mode_at_night/ (BroRUSerious707)
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If you put your sock on backwards,the whole universe is wearing that sock except you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g32jzw/if_you_put_your_sock_on_backwardsthe_whole/ ([deleted])
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Getting rid of a headache feels way better than not having a headache in the first place

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g32jt2/getting_rid_of_a_headache_feels_way_better_than/ (ComiclyCat)
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We usually bash on cover bands, but all good classical musicians are cover artists

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g32hvq/we_usually_bash_on_cover_bands_but_all_good/ (HippestSlowbro)
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With increased mandatory mask wear, it is extremely easy to get into ventriloquism.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g32h6q/with_increased_mandatory_mask_wear_it_is/ (GRT24)
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Sloths have the opposite of resting bitch face.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g32gnu/sloths_have_the_opposite_of_resting_bitch_face/ (reubenno)
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Cats are the millennials and tigers are the boomers in the feline world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g32fwo/cats_are_the_millennials_and_tigers_are_the/ (BetweenThePosts)
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Plastic cabinet-multiple individual drawer organizers look fancy and tidy but a box full of nuts and bolts is less hassle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g32fn3/plastic_cabinetmultiple_individual_drawer/ (rvadom)
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It's becoming increasingly obvious which musicians have raw talent and which ones need expensive sound systems to prop them up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g32fid/its_becoming_increasingly_obvious_which_musicians/ (wisebloodfoolheart)
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In Middle Earth, the global Hobbit population would have been limited by the number of hills

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g32ep8/in_middle_earth_the_global_hobbit_population/ (Tiffer1234)
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Paramedics only come in duos since para in medical terms come from 2

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g32d75/paramedics_only_come_in_duos_since_para_in/ (godgavo)
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All mothers are bodybuilders

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g32c3i/all_mothers_are_bodybuilders/ (jarlsr)
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Seltzer water tastes like T-V static

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g329q3/seltzer_water_tastes_like_tv_static/ (FutureGorilla)
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Forests had the first wood floors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g325x9/forests_had_the_first_wood_floors/ (churniglow)
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York peppermint patties are the only candy they don’t make a King Size.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g324ea/york_peppermint_patties_are_the_only_candy_they/ (james-macavoy)
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If we really are spirits in the afterlife we may lose the sense of smell.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g323s7/if_we_really_are_spirits_in_the_afterlife_we_may/ (ShoolPooter)
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When repeating a word in a second line of text you almost always write the word under itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3233g/when_repeating_a_word_in_a_second_line_of_text/ (Seasonality-)
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Never has it stung so much to realize that one important item you forgot when you were just at the store.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g32318/never_has_it_stung_so_much_to_realize_that_one/ (scipper77)
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Carriers used free cell phones to get the masses addicted in the 2000s and then they started charging a fortune for them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g322t5/carriers_used_free_cell_phones_to_get_the_masses/ (churniglow)
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The only food that is seldom advertised is actual food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g321tm/the_only_food_that_is_seldom_advertised_is_actual/ (spiritofmen)
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Your birthday is also technically your anniversary with your parents

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g321pb/your_birthday_is_also_technically_your/ (Jem1o1)
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A lot of people you’ve seen walking on the streets are dead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g321cf/a_lot_of_people_youve_seen_walking_on_the_streets/ (Bruh_moment-plus)
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Regardless if someone is passing you, or you are doing the passing, there is a unique small rush of adrenaline when passing on a two-lane road.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g31xd0/regardless_if_someone_is_passing_you_or_you_are/ (Deanothedino)
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No type of energy is renewable because the sun will burn out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g31w2o/no_type_of_energy_is_renewable_because_the_sun/ (DAC-THE-GAMER)
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They tell you sitting and gaming for too long can be fatal. Yet sitting and reading a novel is unspoken.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g31vrh/they_tell_you_sitting_and_gaming_for_too_long_can/ (GLITCHEDMATRIX)
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Someone decided to make gummy candy bear shaped and the whole world just decided that was perfect.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g31vbx/someone_decided_to_make_gummy_candy_bear_shaped/ (I_might_be_weasel)
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Blind and Deaf people can pretend they have super privacy at crowded places or no privacy at all in places where they might be all by themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g31utl/blind_and_deaf_people_can_pretend_they_have_super/ (starhawk7)
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Some people are going to start granting other people authority they already have just to take credit for it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g31ukj/some_people_are_going_to_start_granting_other/ (craic_d)
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Millenniums after their demise Egyptian pharaohs are still worth more than the most of us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g31twl/millenniums_after_their_demise_egyptian_pharaohs/ ([deleted])
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Neither the heavens nor nature created the concept of money humans did.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g31tgz/neither_the_heavens_nor_nature_created_the/ (Some0001)
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For people whose parent's sucked at cooking homemade is necessarily a good thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g31sdg/for_people_whose_parents_sucked_at_cooking/ (DanielSDong)
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Rope is made of string

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g31qwk/rope_is_made_of_string/ (Vocalescapist)
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Arguably Nickelback is universally hated, but considering their album sales the world is full of liars

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g31p59/arguably_nickelback_is_universally_hated_but/ (arthritictongue)
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The majority of comedians throughout history have been men (statistically speaking) and the majority of men have been dads (statistically speaking), so most comedy is Dad jokes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g31ng2/the_majority_of_comedians_throughout_history_have/ (mustardway)
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A broken clock is more often right each day then a clock that's 2 minutes off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g31loi/a_broken_clock_is_more_often_right_each_day_then/ (IDECAMUFFS)
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Earth is a regular planet with mould grown all over it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g31kj7/earth_is_a_regular_planet_with_mould_grown_all/ (Bruh_moment-plus)
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There will probably be many people who will request dancing pallbearers and Astronomia 2k19 for their funeral

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g31jpd/there_will_probably_be_many_people_who_will/ (Tramelo)
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There is a specific percentage of the body that need to be cover by a blanket based on the temperature

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g31j8d/there_is_a_specific_percentage_of_the_body_that/ (Lawrerd)
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Cоmmоn lаst nаmеs аrе cоmmоn bесаusе thеіr аnсеstоrs fuсkеd а lоt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g31imm/cоmmоn_lаst_nаmеs_аrе_cоmmоn_bесаusе_thеіr/ (yestermorrowWW3)
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The alphabet is in alphabetical order.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g31i9o/the_alphabet_is_in_alphabetical_order/ ([deleted])
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The word “cowboy” is cool but would make a bad superhero

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g31hsz/the_word_cowboy_is_cool_but_would_make_a_bad/ (supmansup)
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No shower-thought is original. Just very very similar to other shower-thoughts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g31hcr/no_showerthought_is_original_just_very_very/ (MCU3000)
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Someone who is really good at click bait is technically a master-baiter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g31gjf/someone_who_is_really_good_at_click_bait_is/ (-OptimusPrimate-)
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Theme parks can snap a crystal clear picture of you on a roller coaster at 70 mph, but bank cameras can't get a clear shot of a robber standing still.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g31ejx/theme_parks_can_snap_a_crystal_clear_picture_of/ ([deleted])
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If cat girls were accurate, then they could have 1 large boob with 4+ nipples

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g31du2/if_cat_girls_were_accurate_then_they_could_have_1/ (CrystalDaKitten66)
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The inventors of Bop-It were probably freaks in bed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g31csj/the_inventors_of_bopit_were_probably_freaks_in_bed/ (nibbs711)
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Guy's aren't good at making noises during sex because growing up you had to be quite while you were masterbating.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g31cjk/guys_arent_good_at_making_noises_during_sex/ (UnknownSnow)
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There’s a probably been a lot of breakups and divorces that had to keep awkwardly living together.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g31c95/theres_a_probably_been_a_lot_of_breakups_and/ (tMoneyMoney)
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The word "long" is shorter than the word "short"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g31bzi/the_word_long_is_shorter_than_the_word_short/ (Ulysses_Crowley)
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The digestive system starts and ends with the cheeks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g317qg/the_digestive_system_starts_and_ends_with_the/ ([deleted])
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Being easily irritated and constantly angry are symptoms of most mental health issues, but people still associate the word “crazy” with being overly happy and laughing frantically.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g316bv/being_easily_irritated_and_constantly_angry_are/ (Lum1nar)
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One brick is good for attacking, but a lot of bricks are good for defending

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3168e/one_brick_is_good_for_attacking_but_a_lot_of/ ([deleted])
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Having borderline personality disorder sounds so much better than having no personality disorder at all

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g31666/having_borderline_personality_disorder_sounds_so/ (-IntoTheDeep-)
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The guy who discovered milk from cows must’ve been crazy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3163f/the_guy_who_discovered_milk_from_cows_mustve_been/ (Hodgey1533)
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The real winner in "every child gets a trophy" is the trophy company

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g315vm/the_real_winner_in_every_child_gets_a_trophy_is/ (MCU3000)
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If an asteroid ever comes careening towards Earth people will take selfies with the asteroid and post them on social media

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g312yd/if_an_asteroid_ever_comes_careening_towards_earth/ (headphonetrauma)
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Your consciousness is practically a supernatural thing you use to judge whether supernatural stuff exists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g311o5/your_consciousness_is_practically_a_supernatural/ (Lum1nar)
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Anti-Evolution views have evolved a lot over the years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g310b2/antievolution_views_have_evolved_a_lot_over_the/ (BrysonicLightning)
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There must be so many incredible book and movie ideas that were lost to typically forgetting our dreams

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g30zf4/there_must_be_so_many_incredible_book_and_movie/ (JustinSane1996)
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People who bash others by referring to the Dunning-Kruger effect are usually themselves perfect examples of how the effect works.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g30ysw/people_who_bash_others_by_referring_to_the/ (Lum1nar)
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Moby Dick can be read as a metatextual metaphor in which Moby Dick the whale represents Moby Dick the book and Achab is the reader irrationally driven to finish it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g30ygi/moby_dick_can_be_read_as_a_metatextual_metaphor/ (Judge_T)
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It's crazy how an open flame hurts your eyes no matter how far away you are when you look at it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g30xep/its_crazy_how_an_open_flame_hurts_your_eyes_no/ ([deleted])
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In the Toy Story universe, toys belonging to bilingual children must be bilingual too

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g30tcc/in_the_toy_story_universe_toys_belonging_to/ (hdiebeh)
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If you water water, it grows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g30swf/if_you_water_water_it_grows/ ([deleted])
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It’s ironic that a computer starts freezing when it overheats.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g30s89/its_ironic_that_a_computer_starts_freezing_when/ (monachia)
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In the future, there is a slight possibility that people will drill into mass burial sites looking for oil.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g30r1z/in_the_future_there_is_a_slight_possibility_that/ (tron3747)
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Watering water makes it grow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g30pit/watering_water_makes_it_grow/ ([deleted])
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No matter how weird you think the combination of your hobbies, opinions and interests is, there is probably someone in the world that likes and dislikes exactly the same things as you. An you'll most likely never meet them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g30o78/no_matter_how_weird_you_think_the_combination_of/ (Miryotic)
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Humans often talk about animals like they aren’t animals themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g30hpf/humans_often_talk_about_animals_like_they_arent/ (RammsayB)
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You Pass Your Death Anniversary Every Year Without Knowing The Date!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g30hmq/you_pass_your_death_anniversary_every_year/ (redditposter44)
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Because planets orbit the sun at different speeds we could be closer to Jupiter than Mars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g30gso/because_planets_orbit_the_sun_at_different_speeds/ (BlaZingWR3)
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Compulsively checking the tracking info on a package you’re excited to get is a surprisingly powerful antidepressant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g30fc3/compulsively_checking_the_tracking_info_on_a/ (TheFlightlessPenguin)
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Howie Mandel's obsession with germs seems somewhat prophetic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g30f6d/howie_mandels_obsession_with_germs_seems_somewhat/ (perfect_square)
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It's pretty cool that spiders never cross bred with birds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g30ea2/its_pretty_cool_that_spiders_never_cross_bred/ (suddenlyicecream)
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No matter how bad a B movie is 3 things are true. Someone financed it, it is the peak of someones film career and it is someones favorite movie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g30b6s/no_matter_how_bad_a_b_movie_is_3_things_are_true/ (wispeedcore2)
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It must really suck to have a sore throat while having neck rings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g309mw/it_must_really_suck_to_have_a_sore_throat_while/ (Buddhist_Punk1)
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Clark Kent probably doesn't wear deodorant

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3094f/clark_kent_probably_doesnt_wear_deodorant/ (dinoboyj)
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The amount of FOMO has decreased drastically around the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g30722/the_amount_of_fomo_has_decreased_drastically/ (throwmo111)
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The KKK need other races for it to survive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g306i4/the_kkk_need_other_races_for_it_to_survive/ (hops-2-work-on-a-roo)
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Someone looked at a cow one day and decided that the pink things under them probably were filled with something drinkable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g30477/someone_looked_at_a_cow_one_day_and_decided_that/ (NiGhTmArEofInSaNiTy)
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Nowadays 24hours is not enough for a day. It is never enough for any person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g303xa/nowadays_24hours_is_not_enough_for_a_day_it_is/ (Mugundank)
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Your heart jumps when you accidentally type your password in the username log in spot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3022i/your_heart_jumps_when_you_accidentally_type_your/ (ConsumedYou)
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Hydrogen is extremely flammable and oxygen is needed to keep a flame alive, but put them together and you make something that puts out the fire

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g30170/hydrogen_is_extremely_flammable_and_oxygen_is/ (maaaaaaaaaark__)
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There are humane torture tactics to extract information such as being forced to eat out of an unwashed bowl that's been in your sink overnight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3013l/there_are_humane_torture_tactics_to_extract/ ([deleted])
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It’s a pity we can’t use outrage as a power source, like they use screams and laughter in Monsters, Inc.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g3012v/its_a_pity_we_cant_use_outrage_as_a_power_source/ (SallyCanWait27)
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Hydrogen is extremely flammable and oxygen is needed to keep a flame alive, but put them together and you make something that puts out the fire

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g300sf/hydrogen_is_extremely_flammable_and_oxygen_is/ (maaaaaaaaaark__)
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Society is built on the smallest jobs. We rely on people having miserable lives so we can do our job in peace.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2zxhw/society_is_built_on_the_smallest_jobs_we_rely_on/ (Relftion)
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You can successfully reply to anything anyone ever says to you with, "Hey, bada boom bada bing" and keep walking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2zvu7/you_can_successfully_reply_to_anything_anyone/ (Titan9999)
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Putting 100 or 101 at the end of a skill make a big difference

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2zv4a/putting_100_or_101_at_the_end_of_a_skill_make_a/ ([deleted])
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We're told a baby is born every couple of seconds, but yet spotting a pregnant woman is harder than the stat would suggest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2zu9m/were_told_a_baby_is_born_every_couple_of_seconds/ (NFGBlackbird)
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Straight men aren't necessarily simps

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2zu5m/straight_men_arent_necessarily_simps/ (_MaitrePanda_)
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When you make a vacuum in your Crocs with your feet it's actually your Crocs giving you a hickey

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ztrh/when_you_make_a_vacuum_in_your_crocs_with_your/ (bineyaid)
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The only thing that will kill us is human stupidity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2zsii/the_only_thing_that_will_kill_us_is_human/ (Link753)
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Simba and Nala were likely first cousins

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2zsan/simba_and_nala_were_likely_first_cousins/ (Williamson_lol)
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Anybody who is a father technically has a dad bod.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2zs5a/anybody_who_is_a_father_technically_has_a_dad_bod/ (BebopRehab)
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Soon we will start listing taking off the mask as one of life's great non-sexual pleasures

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2zqyn/soon_we_will_start_listing_taking_off_the_mask_as/ (2oosra)
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In games when you meet enemies you're going the right way and that goes in real life as well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2zm1f/in_games_when_you_meet_enemies_youre_going_the/ (Pals21)
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Professional cinematographers probably have the coolest looking dreams..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2zlzo/professional_cinematographers_probably_have_the/ (Venny_Kazz)
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You realise you need to worry when your restarting of your computer doesn't resolve the issue (*long exhale*)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2zk0d/you_realise_you_need_to_worry_when_your/ (hopeless_apprentice)
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Physically, there's no such thing as a 2D object

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2zhyl/physically_theres_no_such_thing_as_a_2d_object/ (ScaredGayCat)
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As we can draw 2D objects as 3D beings, there might be 4D beings drawing 3D objects.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2zhsv/as_we_can_draw_2d_objects_as_3d_beings_there/ (Adolito)
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People who was born after 1980 already knew that Darth Vader was the father of Luke.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2zeqt/people_who_was_born_after_1980_already_knew_that/ (Rubestia)
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There are only 365 birthdays

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2zbbp/there_are_only_365_birthdays/ ([deleted])
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"Snowflake" is a bad analogy for uniqueness, because while each snowflake may be unique, there are still millions of them falling with each other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2z9ui/snowflake_is_a_bad_analogy_for_uniqueness_because/ (Usher_Techs)
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If men would have more self control, women would pay us to have sex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2z84k/if_men_would_have_more_self_control_women_would/ (rreli_)
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Breakdowns in space are going to be scary

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2z3l0/breakdowns_in_space_are_going_to_be_scary/ (Vestid)
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Tracking software used to be malware.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2z3hq/tracking_software_used_to_be_malware/ (VanGloboii)
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in the future they would use the disks from hard drives and see what we were doing instead of solving a huge puzzle to see

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2z0wq/in_the_future_they_would_use_the_disks_from_hard/ (Mouse-rl)
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Salt is technically a type of sand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ywdn/salt_is_technically_a_type_of_sand/ (ah-tow-wah)
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The most successful marketing campaign in history was getting everyone to capitalise “iPhone” correctly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2yuhi/the_most_successful_marketing_campaign_in_history/ (Reverend_Giggles)
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Manslaughter sounds a lot worse than murder if you don’t know the definition of either.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ysog/manslaughter_sounds_a_lot_worse_than_murder_if/ (Xsyther)
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When we read a book, we stare at inked slices of wood, for hours together and hallucinate vividly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ysd2/when_we_read_a_book_we_stare_at_inked_slices_of/ (tktkguy)
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No matter how ugly or attractive you are, we all take some equally fucking nasty shits every once in a while.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ys88/no_matter_how_ugly_or_attractive_you_are_we_all/ ([deleted])
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When we read a book, we stare at marked slices of tree, and hallucinate vividly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2yrps/when_we_read_a_book_we_stare_at_marked_slices_of/ ([deleted])
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A pizza is a pie chart of how much pizza is left

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2yooh/a_pizza_is_a_pie_chart_of_how_much_pizza_is_left/ (MaxWyght)
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It's extremely odd that Wonder Woman (an Amazonian princess) has the star spangled banner on her costume.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2yonx/its_extremely_odd_that_wonder_woman_an_amazonian/ (meme_stealing_bandit)
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"Mаry Hаd а Little Lаmb" wоuld be quite eаsy tо rewritе intо a kids' Xmаs song.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2yo2w/mаry_hаd_а_little_lаmb_wоuld_be_quite_eаsy_tо/ (dog_of_society)
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If people can create huge spaces in small spaces on the Harry Potter universe...Why live in a house? I’d live in a shoe box.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ynco/if_people_can_create_huge_spaces_in_small_spaces/ (Reimaku)
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Superheroes must seem like villains to the underlings just trying to put food on the table for their families.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ym1c/superheroes_must_seem_like_villains_to_the/ (nalk201)
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If Atlantis exists, it’d probably be covered with plastic. We would just pass it off as another area that we’ve destroyed wth sea pollution and never actually see it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2yk0c/if_atlantis_exists_itd_probably_be_covered_with/ (BrysonicLightning)
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Humans only live 80 years, and they spend so much of it just waiting for things to be over.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2yilh/humans_only_live_80_years_and_they_spend_so_much/ (Gilgamesh858)
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Windows 7 is the better Vista

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2yi5g/windows_7_is_the_better_vista/ ([deleted])
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Submitting here is an aids ridden minefield

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ygc6/submitting_here_is_an_aids_ridden_minefield/ (bensontrixy)
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Parking lots charge rent for mobile homes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ye5t/parking_lots_charge_rent_for_mobile_homes/ (I_AM_A_DEAD_TOWEL)
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Exams are meant to test your knowledge but adults would think it’s unfair if they had to learn everything about their job and be questioned on random things whilst not being able to discuss it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ycw7/exams_are_meant_to_test_your_knowledge_but_adults/ (XxJiniyasxX)
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Sign language is the fastest language by far since it travels at the speed of light as opposed to the speed of sound

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ybfa/sign_language_is_the_fastest_language_by_far/ ([deleted])
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The worse a burger is stacked, the better the burger is stacked

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ybbv/the_worse_a_burger_is_stacked_the_better_the/ ([deleted])
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Adding videos to watch later is making a recommendation list for yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2yapg/adding_videos_to_watch_later_is_making_a/ (bigboi31)
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People spend thousands of dollars on cosmetic surgeries to look "perfect" yet they photoshop their pictures on social media.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2yahv/people_spend_thousands_of_dollars_on_cosmetic/ (here4dabitches)
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When you consider how young the universe is (13.8 billion yrs) in proportion to its anticipated age (2 thousand trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion yrs) maybe it’s possible we ARE the The Primordial sentience (at least in our own galaxy).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2y7ef/when_you_consider_how_young_the_universe_is_138/ (special_circumstance)
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The front wheels have traveled more than the rear wheel of a car.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2y6fr/the_front_wheels_have_traveled_more_than_the_rear/ (kshitijbajaj_kb)
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Every single day of the year is most likely one of your ancestors birthday’s.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2y31v/every_single_day_of_the_year_is_most_likely_one/ (xboxdude1)
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Bosses are quest givers we hate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2y1oz/bosses_are_quest_givers_we_hate/ (apparition88)
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When you remove a portion of a text, you take it out of context. When you remove the word "text" from "context", the only word left is "con"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2y0tj/when_you_remove_a_portion_of_a_text_you_take_it/ (IntenseScrolling)
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Without making up physics, when the proverbial unstoppable object meets a unmovable one, they go though one another.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2y0hk/without_making_up_physics_when_the_proverbial/ (portabuddy2)
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Every picture, sound and video in the world is already in your phone. It’s just waiting for the right data to show it for us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2xw6f/every_picture_sound_and_video_in_the_world_is/ (Karl-XI)
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The volume at which people blast music in public is inversely proportional to their taste in music.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2xurn/the_volume_at_which_people_blast_music_in_public/ (Taulboi)
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The English Language makes no sense. Dean rhymes with ‘bean’ and Sean rhymes with ‘dawn’.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2xupk/the_english_language_makes_no_sense_dean_rhymes/ (theriversmelody)
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Water tastes better when you're going to sleep but worse when you wake up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2xuch/water_tastes_better_when_youre_going_to_sleep_but/ (MrMcQwerty)
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Some people don't want to be fixed because being broken gets them attention.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2xtg6/some_people_dont_want_to_be_fixed_because_being/ ([deleted])
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Conspiracy theorists went from just the crazy cousin to all of our parents real quick.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2xsui/conspiracy_theorists_went_from_just_the_crazy/ (Schugah)
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Erasers slowly sacrifice their lives for all of our mistakes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2xrvm/erasers_slowly_sacrifice_their_lives_for_all_of/ (FinnishWeeb007)
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Slamming your finger in a door is surprisingly nostalgic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2xpox/slamming_your_finger_in_a_door_is_surprisingly/ (yugennoodles)
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If guns were laser guns that killed instantly, moments where two people are pointing guns at each other wouldn't happen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2xpjq/if_guns_were_laser_guns_that_killed_instantly/ (olaka-1)
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The only thing that makes getting wet enjoyable or not is the amount of clothes that we have on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2xnzl/the_only_thing_that_makes_getting_wet_enjoyable/ (invalidarse)
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If butter would be sold in a glue-stick-like packaging it would be easier and faster to spread

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2xnqb/if_butter_would_be_sold_in_a_gluesticklike/ (halbgruen)
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People usually need job experience to get their first job in order to save enough money to get a car they'll need to keep that very job.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2xk4s/people_usually_need_job_experience_to_get_their/ (TruthBeWanted)
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TikTok is Chinese spyware.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2xiig/tiktok_is_chinese_spyware/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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Serving in army doesn't automatically make someone respect worthy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2xi9g/serving_in_army_doesnt_automatically_make_someone/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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Even if we could revive dinosaurs they are probably going to die from having to adapt to new conditions or because some kid falls into its enclosure.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2xhng/even_if_we_could_revive_dinosaurs_they_are/ (TheDiamondXing)
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Orcas and dolphins aren’t happy in those aquatic parks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2xg40/orcas_and_dolphins_arent_happy_in_those_aquatic/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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Nearly every hand you shake has held or will hold a penis.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2xf2y/nearly_every_hand_you_shake_has_held_or_will_hold/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2xewj/never_underestimate_the_power_of_stupid_people_in/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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The closest thing to a guidance counselor at Hogwarts is some old hat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2xeus/the_closest_thing_to_a_guidance_counselor_at/ (Nashocheese)
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Giving birth to a kid doesn't make you an expert on raising them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2xemp/giving_birth_to_a_kid_doesnt_make_you_an_expert/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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Nowdays people are more interested to correct other peoples wrongdoings rather than their own

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2xd13/nowdays_people_are_more_interested_to_correct/ (dehdlaif)
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We could be a future version of Atlantis

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2xc0f/we_could_be_a_future_version_of_atlantis/ (ColTaerN)
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If dogs were the most advanced species on the planet, some of them would probably dress up as humans and have sex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2xasc/if_dogs_were_the_most_advanced_species_on_the/ (thacarter72)
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When you know something without having to learn it you have actually learned without knowing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2x93k/when_you_know_something_without_having_to_learn/ (Sniqerz)
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If there really was gold at the end of a rainbow they would basically be real life loot drops

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2x8p9/if_there_really_was_gold_at_the_end_of_a_rainbow/ (Vamcani)
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Every human is man made

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2x8bm/every_human_is_man_made/ (sriramempire)
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Just because something not great is in slow-mo doesn't make it great

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2x7u6/just_because_something_not_great_is_in_slowmo/ (Isntitabouttime69)
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Remember: facts aren't opinions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2x4qb/remember_facts_arent_opinions/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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It’s a bit worrisome that the production of new porn doesn’t seem to have slowed down any.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2x43i/its_a_bit_worrisome_that_the_production_of_new/ (Celestial_Inferno)
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Very few people know what lying in a coffin feels like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2x37s/very_few_people_know_what_lying_in_a_coffin_feels/ ([deleted])
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Swiping on tinder is very similar to going through a deck of trading cards

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2x36m/swiping_on_tinder_is_very_similar_to_going/ (DaGoatFloats)
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Things are deemed inappropriate until they become a part of history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2x15k/things_are_deemed_inappropriate_until_they_become/ (im-a-simple-guy)
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The difference between having no kids and one kid is huge. But the difference between having one kids and two kids is even crazier. After that it is all just a blur...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2x11b/the_difference_between_having_no_kids_and_one_kid/ (AesSedai99)
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Six without S is IX

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2x0wc/six_without_s_is_ix/ (official-G0D)
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The next "Y2K" will be at the end of the year 9,999, as the year length becomes 5.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2x01a/the_next_y2k_will_be_at_the_end_of_the_year_9999/ (ron-swansons-anus)
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100% recycled plastic is still plastic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2wykh/100_recycled_plastic_is_still_plastic/ (TheRealDetr0y)
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All organisms belong into one family since we all originate from one cell.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2wxul/all_organisms_belong_into_one_family_since_we_all/ (memeboi314)
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There's no trash bag big enough to clean up after Clifford the Big Red Dog

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2wxsf/theres_no_trash_bag_big_enough_to_clean_up_after/ (vexed_chexmix)
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A lot of people aren't actually jealous, they're envious

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2wxfl/a_lot_of_people_arent_actually_jealous_theyre/ (aduckandanaxe)
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Lethal injection is for the comfort of the audience, not the person being executed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2wwuu/lethal_injection_is_for_the_comfort_of_the/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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No matter how many low IQ people you kill, the average IQ would still be 100.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2wvzr/no_matter_how_many_low_iq_people_you_kill_the/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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Every night owl will know how painful it is trying to go to sleep when you really do not want to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2wuz1/every_night_owl_will_know_how_painful_it_is/ (Jndst21)
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When it's a good song the headphones can never be loud enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2wusg/when_its_a_good_song_the_headphones_can_never_be/ (yugennoodles)
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When somebody says "I know" after receiving a compliment they are immediately thought of as conceited

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2wurb/when_somebody_says_i_know_after_receiving_a/ (AJayeBird)
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Kellogg's (Honey) Smacks can either be "enjoyed", or enjoyed, twice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2wu09/kelloggs_honey_smacks_can_either_be_enjoyed_or/ (Vandrefalken)
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If Zombies were real, most probably would die by tripping over themselves and hitting their heads.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2wtjx/if_zombies_were_real_most_probably_would_die_by/ (bot_upboat)
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Corn nuts may be the cheapest way to find out if you need dental work or not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2wtfe/corn_nuts_may_be_the_cheapest_way_to_find_out_if/ (Mabl_ProteGe)
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If you water water, it grows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2wssv/if_you_water_water_it_grows/ (sairohit21)
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Modern slang will be probably be looked back at as elegant in the future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2wsra/modern_slang_will_be_probably_be_looked_back_at/ (StrandedRipper)
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One really appreciates the effectiveness of sails, when riding a bike in windy conditions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2wrje/one_really_appreciates_the_effectiveness_of_sails/ (UncleKale129)
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A giant spotted horse with a long neck is way cooler than a pony with a horn but know one cares because it’s real

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2wrfr/a_giant_spotted_horse_with_a_long_neck_is_way/ (cannonball-594)
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Hair is usually only gross when it’s not attached to our body anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2wqqy/hair_is_usually_only_gross_when_its_not_attached/ (Julianus2503)
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I'm glad no one ever took advantage of water and made it lewd. Because water is always "wet".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2wpvy/im_glad_no_one_ever_took_advantage_of_water_and/ (abdullahmnsr2)
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Any Rick and Morty fanfiction is technically canon because there are infinite realities.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2wp9j/any_rick_and_morty_fanfiction_is_technically/ (ChonkyBeagle)
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The opposite of monopoly is polypoly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2wp0h/the_opposite_of_monopoly_is_polypoly/ (chotaloda)
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Ending world hunger would cause overpopulation, causing world hunger from the eventual lack of food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2wmq3/ending_world_hunger_would_cause_overpopulation/ (hehexd6969xd)
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Close minded people rely on facts to disregard people feelings, but rely on feelings to disregard science.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2wmes/close_minded_people_rely_on_facts_to_disregard/ (nabkawe5)
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If you water your water it grows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2wlqq/if_you_water_your_water_it_grows/ ([deleted])
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There is a silent a in Aang but which one is it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2wlnv/there_is_a_silent_a_in_aang_but_which_one_is_it/ (humblepotato115)
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If your not looking at something is it actually there.? Hmmmmmmmm

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2wjun/if_your_not_looking_at_something_is_it_actually/ (lifesalotofshit)
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There is a version of every animal that is capable of killing humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2wjnt/there_is_a_version_of_every_animal_that_is/ (pizza_on_bread)
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A lot more people have boogers hanging from their nose lately, but we can’t tell because most are wearing a face covering nowadays

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2wiab/a_lot_more_people_have_boogers_hanging_from_their/ (1j2o3r4g5e)
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The only way you can get a true "bang for your buck" is if you hire a prostitute.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2whup/the_only_way_you_can_get_a_true_bang_for_your/ (legitninja420)
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In the future, raytracing in games probably just be a normal thing, like color tv is for us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2wgni/in_the_future_raytracing_in_games_probably_just/ (mademelosemymarbles)
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Historically people used to cultivate and value high calorie foods because they gave you energy and kept you healthy. Nowadays people value foods like quinoa and kale because they are low calorie and keep you healthy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2wgif/historically_people_used_to_cultivate_and_value/ (HappinessIsAPotato)
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Too often when you see someone trying to fit into something, they take a deep breath in, not out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2wge3/too_often_when_you_see_someone_trying_to_fit_into/ (b1goldbilly)
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If everyone in the world gave you one cent, you’d have 70 million dollars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2wfng/if_everyone_in_the_world_gave_you_one_cent_youd/ (OdysseyTheWarrior)
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You can only use the word “literally” superfluously or incorrectly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2wdx3/you_can_only_use_the_word_literally_superfluously/ (letsb-cereus)
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The number of times a worm has accidently wandered into an underground ant colony and died must be enormous

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2waui/the_number_of_times_a_worm_has_accidently/ (fuzzleworth123)
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"Basically" is a corporate way of saying "Bitch"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2wae6/basically_is_a_corporate_way_of_saying_bitch/ (ygdutt)
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the voice that you use to read in your head is the same voice you talk with in dreams.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2waaf/the_voice_that_you_use_to_read_in_your_head_is/ (Reddito1902)
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Every language travels at the speed of sound, except sign language which travels at the speed of light.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2wa79/every_language_travels_at_the_speed_of_sound/ (D0raTheDestr0yr)
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The earth is finally healing since humans stopped doing stuff.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2w9lk/the_earth_is_finally_healing_since_humans_stopped/ (jezebel_jessi)
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When you are accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2w84m/when_you_are_accustomed_to_privilege_equality/ (Rivver98)
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Grappling guns would probably have to be at least as loud as real guns.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2w7um/grappling_guns_would_probably_have_to_be_at_least/ (Haikelo)
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Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2w6pm/your_stomach_thinks_all_potatoes_are_mashed/ ([deleted])
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Steam accounts are definitely gonna be part of Wills in future generations

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2w552/steam_accounts_are_definitely_gonna_be_part_of/ (iruny)
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We all hate loud vehicle, but when it comes to Lamborghini then it's suddenly fine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2w4p3/we_all_hate_loud_vehicle_but_when_it_comes_to/ (indonesianfurrycum)
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On TV shows/movies there is conflict, a lesson, then one or both parties apologize and they grow closer and/or the conflict is resolved. That never happens in real life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2w40u/on_tv_showsmovies_there_is_conflict_a_lesson_then/ (Brooke1302)
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The internet is the net before workertnet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2w3rk/the_internet_is_the_net_before_workertnet/ (STekie333)
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Dogs probably think we are outside all day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2vz56/dogs_probably_think_we_are_outside_all_day/ ([deleted])
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The only part of your reflection you can lick is your tongue.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2vyey/the_only_part_of_your_reflection_you_can_lick_is/ (zaramusic)
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one day technology will be so advanced that it will be possible to get gill implants and breathe underwater

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2vyax/one_day_technology_will_be_so_advanced_that_it/ (Udders-of-Glory)
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There is no right or wrong path. To every profound shit that you might have heard, there is always a contradictory turd dropped by another. You just know it when it clicks. Until then, you just keep hustling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2vy2d/there_is_no_right_or_wrong_path_to_every_profound/ ([deleted])
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People with a second secret family are probably getting found out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2vxbw/people_with_a_second_secret_family_are_probably/ (Valaksha)
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If life was a tournament and seats were based on the food chain, every human that dies to anything living is an upset

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2vx20/if_life_was_a_tournament_and_seats_were_based_on/ (magefiredoom)
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A lot of people with a second secret family are probably getting found out lately

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2vww6/a_lot_of_people_with_a_second_secret_family_are/ ([deleted])
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The odds of you existing are 400,000,000,000,000 to 1 if you’re ever feeling unlucky

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2vvvg/the_odds_of_you_existing_are_400000000000000_to_1/ ([deleted])
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There is no right or wrong path.. because to every profound shit that you may have heard, there is alsways a contradictory turd dropped by another. You just know it when it clicks. Until then, you just keep hustling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2vv21/there_is_no_right_or_wrong_path_because_to_every/ ([deleted])
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It’s weird to think that the voice in your head could be in a different language

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2vtf6/its_weird_to_think_that_the_voice_in_your_head/ (WormXr)
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With the requirement of masks, everyone is getting a break from smelling people’s halitosis.... except for the people with halitosis

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2vsz5/with_the_requirement_of_masks_everyone_is_getting/ (nahteviro)
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Salsa spice levels are as inconsistent as women's clothing sizes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2vs6q/salsa_spice_levels_are_as_inconsistent_as_womens/ (Captainfletch)
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Marmalade is the Luna Lovegood of toast toppings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2vpvq/marmalade_is_the_luna_lovegood_of_toast_toppings/ (whysomanyemmas)
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Saying the word "heat" leads to production of heat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2vphb/saying_the_word_heat_leads_to_production_of_heat/ (VENOMPOOL11)
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It will all be an exaggerated hoax if enough are saved from dying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2vnt1/it_will_all_be_an_exaggerated_hoax_if_enough_are/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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Doors are “one size fits all” items.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2vn9t/doors_are_one_size_fits_all_items/ (SeanHasHands)
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"Bottom" is a concept, as it doesn't exist talking about outer space.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2vlv0/bottom_is_a_concept_as_it_doesnt_exist_talking/ (BlinksTanks)
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In "I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus," the kid who spied on mommy and daddy (in a Santa outfit) kissing was supposed to be asleep. So the only reason the dad had to dress up as Santa was to satisfy mommy's Santa Claus fetish.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2vk05/in_i_saw_mommy_kissing_santa_claus_the_kid_who/ (douggold11)
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If there was no bip sound people wouldn't mind it getting to zero

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2vj7u/if_there_was_no_bip_sound_people_wouldnt_mind_it/ (taitapo)
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Limousines are the real short buses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2vj3c/limousines_are_the_real_short_buses/ (speedforce95)
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The Titanic is the only the middle child to get the most attention

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2vite/the_titanic_is_the_only_the_middle_child_to_get/ (ReineDeTaBite)
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The long lines to get into the grocery stores will make you sober.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2vicm/the_long_lines_to_get_into_the_grocery_stores/ (workingpo)
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Smaller foods taste better than bigger foods

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2vhyg/smaller_foods_taste_better_than_bigger_foods/ ([deleted])
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The laws of physics are not physical.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2vgaf/the_laws_of_physics_are_not_physical/ (poorfolkbows)
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Even babies could be considered pre-teens

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2vg2k/even_babies_could_be_considered_preteens/ (Chateau512)
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Most people argue all possibilities in their mind before arguing out loud.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2vej1/most_people_argue_all_possibilities_in_their_mind/ (voitlander)
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Everyone’s data usage must be really low, and their WiFi usage really high

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2veh8/everyones_data_usage_must_be_really_low_and_their/ (RandomPancake13)
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Calling an afternoon depression nap a siesta could make it feel more European and less like a symptom of depression.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ve1a/calling_an_afternoon_depression_nap_a_siesta/ (Vtwookie)
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Just because the crust of sandwich bread tastes worse doesn’t make it healthier. It’s just the more burnt part of the bread.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2vcnm/just_because_the_crust_of_sandwich_bread_tastes/ (sawyer_reynolds)
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The faster the mode of transportation, the less tolerant most people are of delays.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2vcgk/the_faster_the_mode_of_transportation_the_less/ (Mythtory)
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During your birthday, you're the oldest you've ever been but the youngest you'll ever be

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2vai7/during_your_birthday_youre_the_oldest_youve_ever/ (mmaegical)
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If we can transfer our consciousness in the future, “where’d you get that body” would no longer be a flirty sentence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2v9tx/if_we_can_transfer_our_consciousness_in_the/ (ContrarianSon)
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The opposite of underwear is derwear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2v9ni/the_opposite_of_underwear_is_derwear/ (Relaxing_Cat)
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The actions of The Boy Who Cried Wolf are more forgivable because he'd never benefited from hearing the tale about The Boy Who Cried Wolf.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2v94v/the_actions_of_the_boy_who_cried_wolf_are_more/ (Relaxing_Cat)
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2 Star Ratings Seem to be the Least Common

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2v8xh/2_star_ratings_seem_to_be_the_least_common/ (thegregariousgeneral)
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If you live long enough you will relive your teens

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2v4x7/if_you_live_long_enough_you_will_relive_your_teens/ (moneybot13)
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You already have been the youngest human in the world but you will probably never be the oldest human in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2v4ot/you_already_have_been_the_youngest_human_in_the/ (-Railou)
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Buy is a nice simple word, bought is not

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2v3pt/buy_is_a_nice_simple_word_bought_is_not/ (moneybot13)
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You see more suns at night than you do during the day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2v39s/you_see_more_suns_at_night_than_you_do_during_the/ ([deleted])
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Artists that make horror or shock themed pieces are the only people who expect others to react with disgust when looking at their work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2v2pg/artists_that_make_horror_or_shock_themed_pieces/ (i_need_my_mum)
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A lot of people must have died figuring out what grows on earth is edible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2v2c2/a_lot_of_people_must_have_died_figuring_out_what/ (ygdutt)
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For a brief second, when you turning 20 from 19, you will be the oldest teenager alive!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2v1sz/for_a_brief_second_when_you_turning_20_from_19/ (khairstoniii)
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Two farmers arguing about missing cows are having a beef about not having beef

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2v0ee/two_farmers_arguing_about_missing_cows_are_having/ (HeroBro1001)
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How does Antman breath at subatomic level?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2uzsc/how_does_antman_breath_at_subatomic_level/ ([deleted])
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While the stepsisters were not talented, Cinderella’s step mother could play the piano well

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2uzlu/while_the_stepsisters_were_not_talented/ (AJ-Naka-Zayn-Owens)
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Gimli shattered his axe on the Ring before he offered it to assist Frodo at the Council of Elrond

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2uys6/gimli_shattered_his_axe_on_the_ring_before_he/ (ziggity87)
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March, Wednesday, Yellow and the number 3 radiate off the same feeling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2uyhy/march_wednesday_yellow_and_the_number_3_radiate/ (Caiross)
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If you are the only one in a line up, you are not technically in line at all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2uy17/if_you_are_the_only_one_in_a_line_up_you_are_not/ (kushbluntlifted)
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Pizza places and restaurants delivering unbaked food that you can throw in your own oven would save the restaurant biz.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2uxrw/pizza_places_and_restaurants_delivering_unbaked/ (WindyCityBluez)
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You can fake a memory so much you won't even remember that it was a lie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ux3z/you_can_fake_a_memory_so_much_you_wont_even/ (ShadowTheMemer)
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Chickens are closely related to dinosaurs, so dinosaur chicken nuggets are the closest we may get to eating dinosaur meat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2uukv/chickens_are_closely_related_to_dinosaurs_so/ (CKHawks3)
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Showerthots are more fun

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2utld/showerthots_are_more_fun/ ([deleted])
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Tiger King is proof that no matter how fucked up something is there's always someone in Florida doing something even more fucked up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2uqzm/tiger_king_is_proof_that_no_matter_how_fucked_up/ (0utcazt)
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The person who found out that you can nail metal into a horse's foot must have been a terrifying individual.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2uq0k/the_person_who_found_out_that_you_can_nail_metal/ (BabylonBash)
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If chocolate had the consistency of cheese we’d be in a whole other realm of dessert potentials.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2unco/if_chocolate_had_the_consistency_of_cheese_wed_be/ (Hooweezar)
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The invention of wired-earphones probably led to the creation of hundreds of knots that we’d never seen before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2unbd/the_invention_of_wiredearphones_probably_led_to/ (BrysonicLightning)
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If countries where people are getting more from benefits than from 40h a week minimum wage jobs, the minimum wage needs to be increased.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ummn/if_countries_where_people_are_getting_more_from/ (sporadicjesus)
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Taking a week to answer a text message is sending two messages

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2umcb/taking_a_week_to_answer_a_text_message_is_sending/ (death_awaits_us_all)
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Things most likely would have gone more smoothly if Sam had the ring instead of Frodo.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ulry/things_most_likely_would_have_gone_more_smoothly/ (curious_cat123456)
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If it wasn't for ignorant people, intelligent people would have nothing to do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ulkb/if_it_wasnt_for_ignorant_people_intelligent/ (3rrr6)
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Microdosing psilocybin is the shit, much better than antidepressants.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2uljx/microdosing_psilocybin_is_the_shit_much_better/ (howareya79)
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You would think H2O is short for water but it’s really the opposite since H2O has 3 syllables while water has 2.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ul4r/you_would_think_h2o_is_short_for_water_but_its/ (sovietdumpling)
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US throws out so much produce yet everything is artificially flavored.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ujae/us_throws_out_so_much_produce_yet_everything_is/ (DueComplaint)
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Watching your parent throw a temper tantrum over something trivial really underscores that humans evolved from apes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2uh8q/watching_your_parent_throw_a_temper_tantrum_over/ (me_better)
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Calling something an Unidentified Flying Object is identifying it as an Unidentified Flying Object, making it an Identified Flying Object.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ugwh/calling_something_an_unidentified_flying_object/ (LordLegendWolf)
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You know you have grown up when you invest in a potato chip bag sealer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ufs1/you_know_you_have_grown_up_when_you_invest_in_a/ (es_price)
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The movie Tremors, starring Kevin Bacon, could easily be the prequel to Starship Troopers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ufkq/the_movie_tremors_starring_kevin_bacon_could/ (Ge0rgeWashing10)
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Cursive is writing with an English accent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ufdy/cursive_is_writing_with_an_english_accent/ (muazu0)
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The media is literally mass-mind-control and it works on smart people too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ufba/the_media_is_literally_massmindcontrol_and_it/ (j9greene)
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The Boy Who Cried Wolf's an interesting parable. It's moral varies depending on if you believe the child was lying or not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ucsk/the_boy_who_cried_wolfs_an_interesting_parable/ (dekeche)
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We’re definitely in the darkest timeline

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ubl7/were_definitely_in_the_darkest_timeline/ (NeighbourhoodHorse)
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BY DEFINITION, people who like spicy foods are masochists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2u97z/by_definition_people_who_like_spicy_foods_are/ (jrgeek2015)
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Horses with horns don't exist, but 20 foot tall horses with long necks, leopard print skin, and blue tongues do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2u977/horses_with_horns_dont_exist_but_20_foot_tall/ (aphibacus192000)
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With around 7.8 billion people on Earth, there is a total of about 21.37 million years of human life experienced in a single day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2u8dt/with_around_78_billion_people_on_earth_there_is_a/ (Ariscottle20)
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Birthday celebration is the epitome of being celebrated for somebody else’s hard work

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2u88o/birthday_celebration_is_the_epitome_of_being/ (Anne_T_Depressant)
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Hairdressers are preparing for a once in a lifetime barber event.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2u7f0/hairdressers_are_preparing_for_a_once_in_a/ (twenny6ixhunnak)
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"Being good at Counter Strike but lost interest" is gonna be the new "being good at football but got a knee injury" dad story.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2u708/being_good_at_counter_strike_but_lost_interest_is/ (havedal)
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Good thing all movie furniture is bullet proof

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2u4yq/good_thing_all_movie_furniture_is_bullet_proof/ ([deleted])
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“You’re entitled to your own opinion” is the most obvious, useless statement ever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2u4uz/youre_entitled_to_your_own_opinion_is_the_most/ (Inazumai)
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Very young children consider 9:00 late. As they age, it grows closer to midnight. Then, as they age even more, it grows closer back to 9:00.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2u2uk/very_young_children_consider_900_late_as_they_age/ (DaPigBeniss)
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There is an editor out there who has “porn editor” on their resume.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2u2ft/there_is_an_editor_out_there_who_has_porn_editor/ (notprospero)
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Dogs are a companionship technology

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2txwt/dogs_are_a_companionship_technology/ (neuroticbuddha)
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If something is the last thing on your mind, it's usually the least important, but if you're dying it's the most.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2txa0/if_something_is_the_last_thing_on_your_mind_its/ (bignug420)
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There is a point in night when too late changes to too early

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2twqe/there_is_a_point_in_night_when_too_late_changes/ (Jozef_Baca)
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We have known our parents/guardians (mostly) our whole lives, but our parents/guardians have only known us for a part of theirs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2twlv/we_have_known_our_parentsguardians_mostly_our/ (aidenblackburn5)
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In order for a freezer to keep things cold, it has to release heat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2twkn/in_order_for_a_freezer_to_keep_things_cold_it_has/ (Skrubleader)
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'Vibe' is short for vibration.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2tvrp/vibe_is_short_for_vibration/ (Darth_Zounds)
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Blasting your favorite music in the car with the windows down only seems like a good idea until you see how tacky it looks when someone else does it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2tvg9/blasting_your_favorite_music_in_the_car_with_the/ (Darth_Zounds)
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If monkeys became intelligent the banana market would explode

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2tul6/if_monkeys_became_intelligent_the_banana_market/ (-Neeberz-)
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Chinese people have 2 different answers for "what does a pussy taste like?"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2trnn/chinese_people_have_2_different_answers_for_what/ ([deleted])
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All that you have to do to be the richest person in the world is value what you have over what everyone else has.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2tqrk/all_that_you_have_to_do_to_be_the_richest_person/ (Copterinx)
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Cake is a type of bread.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2tq8c/cake_is_a_type_of_bread/ (astarbucksaddict01)
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Good gardeners have green thumbs, but bad cooks have red thumbs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2tq5g/good_gardeners_have_green_thumbs_but_bad_cooks/ (Kgk2013)
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Every thought will eventually become unoriginal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2togk/every_thought_will_eventually_become_unoriginal/ (steveroni_cheeses)
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There is a generation that will not understand why Tom was your friend of MySpace or who Tom even is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2to5z/there_is_a_generation_that_will_not_understand/ (robrit00)
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Pigeons headshit rate has incredibly dropped

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2tnxc/pigeons_headshit_rate_has_incredibly_dropped/ (Saazkwat)
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the brain named itself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2tmps/the_brain_named_itself/ (pmayall)
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You can feel sadness in your heart.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2tmja/you_can_feel_sadness_in_your_heart/ ([deleted])
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Smashing solid brick is probably terrible for Mario's fists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2tlov/smashing_solid_brick_is_probably_terrible_for/ ([deleted])
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You know you have grown up when you start using a potato chip bag to save your leftover chips.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2tk6c/you_know_you_have_grown_up_when_you_start_using_a/ ([deleted])
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While every other business is suffering, pasta and canned tuna companies must be experiencing their best sales in decades

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2tk3w/while_every_other_business_is_suffering_pasta_and/ (ChadBenjamin)
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Remember, you are a totally unique individual, just like everybody else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2thup/remember_you_are_a_totally_unique_individual_just/ (IfIKnewThen)
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A vacuum doesn't work inside a vacuum.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2th61/a_vacuum_doesnt_work_inside_a_vacuum/ (Pandaploots)
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North Koreans have probably never seen any other race other then eroupeans and asians.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2tg3d/north_koreans_have_probably_never_seen_any_other/ (L3NNY0969)
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You don't hear about quicksand very often.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2tepv/you_dont_hear_about_quicksand_very_often/ (DFlip73)
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When you boil water on an electric stove, You’re functionally teleporting steam from the power house generator to your house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2tdp3/when_you_boil_water_on_an_electric_stove_youre/ (TonyCD35)
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Q-tips are ear dildos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2tdg4/qtips_are_ear_dildos/ (johnsmithrealreal)
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The thought of dying and going into oblivion is to hard for the mind to comprehend

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2tb6o/the_thought_of_dying_and_going_into_oblivion_is/ (onlypostwhenimdrnk69)
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Sandblasting is the dry cleaning of power washing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ta5h/sandblasting_is_the_dry_cleaning_of_power_washing/ (0x5742)
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Getting the same amount of money from the stimulus package for everyone in all states and not considering the cost of living per area is the dumbest idea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2t9v3/getting_the_same_amount_of_money_from_the/ (LonewolfStarts)
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If you put a elevated camera on top of your car and wore a VR-headset you could have 3rd person mode.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2t9hg/if_you_put_a_elevated_camera_on_top_of_your_car/ (The-CatCrusader)
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You never see people with hiccups on TV shows, unless it has to do with the plot of the episode.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2t94s/you_never_see_people_with_hiccups_on_tv_shows/ (chickenshaun123)
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99.9% of human history played out (and will continue to) without me.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2t8x8/999_of_human_history_played_out_and_will_continue/ (dcforgie)
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Humans are probably the only organisms that try to pretend they’re nocturnal when they’re not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2t71f/humans_are_probably_the_only_organisms_that_try/ (an_emo_dorknerd)
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It feels like agendas are meant to keep track of the things you aren’t doing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2t4nd/it_feels_like_agendas_are_meant_to_keep_track_of/ (selfderekted)
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All of our heels are Achilles heels

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2t4ap/all_of_our_heels_are_achilles_heels/ ([deleted])
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There was a missed opportunity on Rick and Morty for the joke of, 'Rickle Pickle'.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2t2ql/there_was_a_missed_opportunity_on_rick_and_morty/ (Reimaku)
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You can always imagine the color black, but you can never imagine nothing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2t2gy/you_can_always_imagine_the_color_black_but_you/ (AmazonOwner)
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"Goodnight" is probably the last word of a lot of people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2t2fx/goodnight_is_probably_the_last_word_of_a_lot_of/ (Turbulent_Oranges)
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There’s no such thing as a broken rock, there’s just new rocks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2t25u/theres_no_such_thing_as_a_broken_rock_theres_just/ (dobackandhuff19)
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Everyone’s heel is an Achilles heel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2t1no/everyones_heel_is_an_achilles_heel/ ([deleted])
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Wedges are kinetic bookmarks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2t17i/wedges_are_kinetic_bookmarks/ (AdHocSpock)
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The genre that best describes The Flintstones is "Dinopunk".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2t0fw/the_genre_that_best_describes_the_flintstones_is/ (Yosho2k)
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In French, “I miss you” is translated by “You miss to me”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2t008/in_french_i_miss_you_is_translated_by_you_miss_to/ (cremabread)
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when we play gently with our dogs after they are old/hurt, they probably think they’re stronger

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2szoh/when_we_play_gently_with_our_dogs_after_they_are/ (TheLoudestWhisper)
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Asking someone to write you a letter of recommendation is the only socially acceptable way to ask someone to write you an essay about how great you are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2szob/asking_someone_to_write_you_a_letter_of/ (PenguinTheYeti)
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You receive a shipment on a truck, but receive cargo on a ship

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2sz5l/you_receive_a_shipment_on_a_truck_but_receive/ (atLucid)
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Genitals have no situational awareness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2sysq/genitals_have_no_situational_awareness/ (matt-murray17)
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Not all Fantasy movies have Dwarves or Puppets. But every movie with Dwarves and Puppets is a Fantasy movie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2syax/not_all_fantasy_movies_have_dwarves_or_puppets/ (Shikatanai)
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If you have a porn addiction, your dick is kind of like a cigarette attached to your body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2sxf8/if_you_have_a_porn_addiction_your_dick_is_kind_of/ (Venoooooooooooooooom)
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You have never seen a perfectly horizontal water surface on earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2swm7/you_have_never_seen_a_perfectly_horizontal_water/ (glaceon217)
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It is perfectly acceptable to enter a bank with a bandana covering your face.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2swku/it_is_perfectly_acceptable_to_enter_a_bank_with_a/ (1fuckgiven)
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Since platypuses lay eggs and produce milk, they're a portable source of omelette ingredients.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2sw88/since_platypuses_lay_eggs_and_produce_milk_theyre/ (SoyUnFracaso)
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A spoiled child’s parent simp for the child

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2sw7m/a_spoiled_childs_parent_simp_for_the_child/ (BreadOnSkateboard)
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People who accept cookies from websites are opening themselves to spam, etc.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2svw6/people_who_accept_cookies_from_websites_are/ (voitlander)
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The French were still executing people by guillotine when Star Wars hit theaters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2svqa/the_french_were_still_executing_people_by/ (dah1451)
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The chase songs in the original Scooby Doo cartoon are really good on their own

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2suro/the_chase_songs_in_the_original_scooby_doo/ (VT_Forever)
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We have moved past “1984 wasn’t an instruction manual” to “Deus Ex wasn’t an instruction manual”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2suc9/we_have_moved_past_1984_wasnt_an_instruction/ (VampireQueenDespair)
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The first rule of fight club is probably just the movie telling us not to give away the ending.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2st8t/the_first_rule_of_fight_club_is_probably_just_the/ (Swampwolf42)
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Whoever created the tradition of not seeing the bride in the wedding dress beforehand saved countless husbands everywhere from hours of dress shopping and will forever be a hero to all men.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2sszz/whoever_created_the_tradition_of_not_seeing_the/ ([deleted])
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The mother from the movie "bubble boy" has never made more sense to me.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ssne/the_mother_from_the_movie_bubble_boy_has_never/ (bucket_of_dogs)
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If everyone on earth collected their fingernail clippings, then we could make a beach with fingernail sand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2srms/if_everyone_on_earth_collected_their_fingernail/ (dustyoboe)
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The number 111 is 100% 1

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2sqit/the_number_111_is_100_1/ (KWAKUDATSU)
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Everyone you've met used to be microscopic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2spj3/everyone_youve_met_used_to_be_microscopic/ (Cometies)
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We've reached a level of technology where we can listen to intentionally low-fidelity audio through high-fidelity speakers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2spif/weve_reached_a_level_of_technology_where_we_can/ (ToastGhost18)
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Your mouth has a very unique taste that your tongue is too familiar with to send your brain any information. Other people can taste your mouth. (Mainly while making out)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2sn27/your_mouth_has_a_very_unique_taste_that_your/ (Hammarkids)
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The butt can produce all three states of matter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2smy0/the_butt_can_produce_all_three_states_of_matter/ ([deleted])
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If you plagiarize a bibliography, technically you’re citing sources

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2sm8r/if_you_plagiarize_a_bibliography_technically/ (ryanf1023)
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There after only scale models of the USS Enterprise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2slls/there_after_only_scale_models_of_the_uss/ (MrRed311)
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Pink axolotls are the hairless cats of the ocean

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2sk1e/pink_axolotls_are_the_hairless_cats_of_the_ocean/ (Czarcasm3)
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‘Wallet-sized” photographs probably rarely end up in wallets anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2sigg/walletsized_photographs_probably_rarely_end_up_in/ (Srob87)
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A fire can be both one of the most terrifying creations as well as one of the most relaxing creations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2si6v/a_fire_can_be_both_one_of_the_most_terrifying/ (Deanothedino)
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If you go to jail for tax evasion. You’re living off of tax payer money for not paying paying your taxes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2si5f/if_you_go_to_jail_for_tax_evasion_youre_living/ (Ssingh0121)
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Katerino is one of the only people to earn the silver play button at 100k and then have it and go under 100k.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2sfsb/katerino_is_one_of_the_only_people_to_earn_the/ (ChrisMan1214)
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Toy Story is a quarter of a century old.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2sfs2/toy_story_is_a_quarter_of_a_century_old/ (Ifunnyizbetter)
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The only way a caveman knew he had a butthole was by the word of another person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2seoy/the_only_way_a_caveman_knew_he_had_a_butthole_was/ (AxDanger)
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We wouldn't be alive if it wasn't for WW1 or WW2.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2sdop/we_wouldnt_be_alive_if_it_wasnt_for_ww1_or_ww2/ ([deleted])
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The louder a title shouts "TRUE," the more fake it probably is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2sdjq/the_louder_a_title_shouts_true_the_more_fake_it/ ([deleted])
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We’re really lucky that our saliva doesn’t taste bad

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2sd1g/were_really_lucky_that_our_saliva_doesnt_taste_bad/ (thanosmeem)
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You'll never get to see tomorrow, as it's always a day away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2scz9/youll_never_get_to_see_tomorrow_as_its_always_a/ (Slash_HydeR)
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No two socks are alike and that's really unfortunate for the consumer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2scp2/no_two_socks_are_alike_and_thats_really/ (Stumpalumpagous)
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Both humans and accurate drug-dogs know what it’s like to be high.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2sbux/both_humans_and_accurate_drugdogs_know_what_its/ (eggs_in_a_blender)
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With masks becoming mandatory around the world, all the AI facial recognition software governments are using won’t be working anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2s99a/with_masks_becoming_mandatory_around_the_world/ (medium2slow)
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There are probably hundreds of indigenous people who think the whole world has the same climate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2s93p/there_are_probably_hundreds_of_indigenous_people/ (Limb12)
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Humans know more about plants than plants know about themselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2s75f/humans_know_more_about_plants_than_plants_know/ (SomebodyEndMyLife)
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Steampunk is what happens when goths discover brown.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2s6rj/steampunk_is_what_happens_when_goths_discover/ (JaredLiwet)
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When you scroll on your phone, the screen doesn't move, the light just change.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2s5sz/when_you_scroll_on_your_phone_the_screen_doesnt/ (ImNotImCheesecake)
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Hard to get along with your brain but can't live without

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2s5d3/hard_to_get_along_with_your_brain_but_cant_live/ ([deleted])
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Dentists never seems that interested in what brand of toothbrush or mouthwash is being used

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2s4v7/dentists_never_seems_that_interested_in_what/ (guitarium)
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Every human with a dog is an emotional support companion in the eyes of their dogs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2s4kj/every_human_with_a_dog_is_an_emotional_support/ (squirtle004)
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Sign Language is the only Language in which it travels at lightspeed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2s3vr/sign_language_is_the_only_language_in_which_it/ (redd1tb0t)
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Using a double-bladed sword with no handle would hurt you more than your enemy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2s3k8/using_a_doublebladed_sword_with_no_handle_would/ (AvengersFangirl99)
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Everyone collects lint, very few people trade it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2s3k2/everyone_collects_lint_very_few_people_trade_it/ (step6666)
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The attractiveness of height is almost completely dependent on gender.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2s29e/the_attractiveness_of_height_is_almost_completely/ ([deleted])
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When we are laying in bed, we are actually just prone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2s14d/when_we_are_laying_in_bed_we_are_actually_just/ (YellowDuck33)
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Danger doesn’t lurk at every corner. It’s just hanging out, waiting for fear and horror to show up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2s0fd/danger_doesnt_lurk_at_every_corner_its_just/ (SWAT__ATTACK)
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The attractiveness of height is completely dependent on gender.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ryym/the_attractiveness_of_height_is_completely/ ([deleted])
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Cats are bigger dicks to dogs than the other way around

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2rtqg/cats_are_bigger_dicks_to_dogs_than_the_other_way/ ([deleted])
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You will easily accept nearly any thought about a fictional wizard school but instantly reject any real-world thought with the slightest technicality that makes it untrue.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2rrho/you_will_easily_accept_nearly_any_thought_about_a/ (Wutisthis66204)
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All of us are food to something

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2rqqs/all_of_us_are_food_to_something/ ([deleted])
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“Foreplay” and “pregame” are synonyms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2rqpz/foreplay_and_pregame_are_synonyms/ (BoredomIsntNihilism)
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There are good guys in biotech trying to make medicine to save people, but there are also bad guys in biotech trying to make poison to kill people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2rqpr/there_are_good_guys_in_biotech_trying_to_make/ (Glad_Breath)
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"I'm straight" sounds much more believable than "I'm not gay."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2rpjg/im_straight_sounds_much_more_believable_than_im/ (coderpete)
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Someone telling you you're such a man is considered a compliment, but someone telling you you're such a male sounds insulting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2rpgx/someone_telling_you_youre_such_a_man_is/ (iamamistake6969)
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Unless you think we live in a piece of fiction, no matter how bad you think our timeline is, we can't be in THE bad timeline as fiction's the only place the morality of a timeline is objective

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ro5b/unless_you_think_we_live_in_a_piece_of_fiction_no/ (StarChild413)
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Dude perfect advertises perfectness in the trick shots but show how bad they are during the battles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ro47/dude_perfect_advertises_perfectness_in_the_trick/ (nimitz12)
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If there is no such thing as objective truth, then reality is relative, so you can't disprove that Dr. Who is real.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2rnou/if_there_is_no_such_thing_as_objective_truth_then/ (MustardIsFood)
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The mandatory wearing of masks may cause many people to re-evaluate their oral hygiene.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2rn2h/the_mandatory_wearing_of_masks_may_cause_many/ (thewordslanger)
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Sean Bean made a living out of dying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2rl0o/sean_bean_made_a_living_out_of_dying/ (ItsMeBangle)
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Maybe the homeopaths were right, we haven't seen werewolves or vampires for centuries because holy water made it into the global ocean.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2rjsp/maybe_the_homeopaths_were_right_we_havent_seen/ (GillicuttyMcAnus)
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The girl from the Exorcist’s mother probably gets very good treatment in Hell compared to most other people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2rjc1/the_girl_from_the_exorcists_mother_probably_gets/ (Wutisthis66204)
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Genital skin is the same as any other skin on your body, yet everyone gets freaked out when it touches you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2rhgz/genital_skin_is_the_same_as_any_other_skin_on/ (rapunzelsasshair)
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When people overeat because they're stressed, they're just giving themselves one more future thing to be stressed about.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2rh0o/when_people_overeat_because_theyre_stressed/ (Anwesha_Reads_It)
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If a genie offered you three wishes, asking for the ability to mind control is a substitute for not being allowed to ask for love.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2rgqj/if_a_genie_offered_you_three_wishes_asking_for/ (Chimalez)
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Theoretically, you COULD use a banana peel as a condom

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2rglz/theoretically_you_could_use_a_banana_peel_as_a/ (IciestOfMen)
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If humans never invented languages, we would just shout and make noises like every other animal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2rgel/if_humans_never_invented_languages_we_would_just/ (R_L_Beats)
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Spaghetti O’s are one of the only foods that you can not buy the ingredients for and cook homemade.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2rgaq/spaghetti_os_are_one_of_the_only_foods_that_you/ ([deleted])
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The assassination of JFK was probably just one of many historic assassinations or the most brilliant coup d’etat by the CIA

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2reke/the_assassination_of_jfk_was_probably_just_one_of/ ([deleted])
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Small animals and insects experience significantly more natural disasters than people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2rcu2/small_animals_and_insects_experience/ ([deleted])
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Lamps in video games use real electricity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2rc8l/lamps_in_video_games_use_real_electricity/ ([deleted])
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At least we’re not stuck on a boat in the ocean with 2 of every animal on earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2rb0n/at_least_were_not_stuck_on_a_boat_in_the_ocean/ (washyourhands--)
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Glasses have managed to make a genetic disability physically appealing, and increasing the likelihood of that disability carrying on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2raf2/glasses_have_managed_to_make_a_genetic_disability/ (tameimpalea)
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"What does pussy taste like" has 2 different meanings for Chinese people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2r8hd/what_does_pussy_taste_like_has_2_different/ ([deleted])
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Strip clubs are all temporarily clothed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2r81e/strip_clubs_are_all_temporarily_clothed/ (saranwrap3)
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When people take fish out of water they’re waterboarding them with air

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2r77a/when_people_take_fish_out_of_water_theyre/ ([deleted])
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One day a very smart person will discover how their brain created their own consciousness

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2r773/one_day_a_very_smart_person_will_discover_how/ ([deleted])
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The universe is colourless

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2r6bm/the_universe_is_colourless/ (standingonbenches)
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It’s amazing how much money you can save on deodorant when you don’t leave the house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2r6au/its_amazing_how_much_money_you_can_save_on/ (Blerp-blerp)
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Your TV didn't cost you $500. It cost you 42 hours of work, making $12/hour.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2r4g4/your_tv_didnt_cost_you_500_it_cost_you_42_hours/ (SuramiElGato)
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WWE matches played on consoles and PC are Sport while real life WWE matches are entertainment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2r20r/wwe_matches_played_on_consoles_and_pc_are_sport/ (sidd1943)
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A character on television can watch television and it’s not weird, but when a character on a Net flix show watches Net flix it’s very uncanny.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2r0xl/a_character_on_television_can_watch_television/ (GT_Knight)
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There's probably no one that's ever had sex with a shark.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2r0w8/theres_probably_no_one_thats_ever_had_sex_with_a/ (ourwaffles8)
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10 years ago, blockbuster employees would have been considered essential.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2r0tn/10_years_ago_blockbuster_employees_would_have/ ([deleted])
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The bird that’s in Charlie Brown is named Woodstock but Woodstock happened 16 years later

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2r00a/the_bird_thats_in_charlie_brown_is_named/ (goolagoonboi)
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Screen peeking was the og wall hack

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2qxx4/screen_peeking_was_the_og_wall_hack/ (SteakyChan)
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It’s amazing that no one has done a recent cover of The Knack’s “My Sharona”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2qxoz/its_amazing_that_no_one_has_done_a_recent_cover/ (mustang55)
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Going down stairs you are momentarily falling and picking yourself up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2qvef/going_down_stairs_you_are_momentarily_falling_and/ (TAussieG)
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The blind eye we show to the misery of others whose suffering makes possible our lives of stale comfort is the same blind eye the ultrarich show to our misery whose suffering makes possible their lives of stale luxury.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2qtie/the_blind_eye_we_show_to_the_misery_of_others/ (fudgecrackers)
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Somebody, somewhere, has a favorite flavor of the gross Beanboozled "prank" jelly beans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2qsan/somebody_somewhere_has_a_favorite_flavor_of_the/ (Iguessimonredditnow)
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The first scrambled-egg dish was probably created by someone trying to do eggs, over-easy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2qq5n/the_first_scrambledegg_dish_was_probably_created/ (SkidWilly86)
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The wars we ignore happening thousands of miles away are eventually the wars that come to our door steps.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2qpe7/the_wars_we_ignore_happening_thousands_of_miles/ (fudgecrackers)
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Most lakes appear as ‘lake _______’ and most (if not all) rivers appear as ‘ ______ river’

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2qnax/most_lakes_appear_as_lake_and_most_if_not_all/ (aidenblackburn5)
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Really putting yourself in the life of a dog is really sad. All they know is that you’re their best friend all their life and when they die all they knew was how great of a person you were.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2qmj1/really_putting_yourself_in_the_life_of_a_dog_is/ ([deleted])
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Everybody is immortal until they are proven otherwise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2qjgh/everybody_is_immortal_until_they_are_proven/ (SmolCrunchyBit)
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With all the medieval torture devices it's amazing that the penis vice wasn't more popular.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2qhyv/with_all_the_medieval_torture_devices_its_amazing/ (EarthMarsUranus)
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You can rake with a rake and brush with a brush but you can’t broom with a broom

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2qgcl/you_can_rake_with_a_rake_and_brush_with_a_brush/ ([deleted])
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Being able to save memories on hard drive type devices would make us dumber

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2qe0z/being_able_to_save_memories_on_hard_drive_type/ ([deleted])
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It's interesting to wonder what resolution your thoughts run at...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2qcto/its_interesting_to_wonder_what_resolution_your/ (strik3r2k8)
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When materialism gets boring people will seek more spiritual ways for satisfaction

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2qauf/when_materialism_gets_boring_people_will_seek/ (Givemeaupvotes)
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Lightbulbs in video games actually use up electricity in real life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2q92k/lightbulbs_in_video_games_actually_use_up/ ([deleted])
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Falling asleep is a loading screen without a progress bar

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2q89a/falling_asleep_is_a_loading_screen_without_a/ (Minituo)
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Sarcasm tags ruin online sarcasm

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2q7ek/sarcasm_tags_ruin_online_sarcasm/ (Booey123)
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"Listen bud, he's got radioactive blood!" doesn't really answer the question "Is he strong?"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2q5go/listen_bud_hes_got_radioactive_blood_doesnt/ (LibbyLibbyLibby)
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Running errands during COVID-19 makes me feel like I'm surrounded by modern day Bandits from Red Dead Redemption.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2q3e4/running_errands_during_covid19_makes_me_feel_like/ (oso_13)
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There is a number so large there aren't enough particles in the universe to write it down, and most of the positive numbers are still larger than it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2q1ff/there_is_a_number_so_large_there_arent_enough/ (acheleo)
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Think Google earth is amazing? Those are only as good of satellite image capabilities as they want us to know about

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2pztm/think_google_earth_is_amazing_those_are_only_as/ (Firstburneracct)
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We only discovered 5% of our oceans. We don’t know what lurks deep down where no person has gone before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2pzlg/we_only_discovered_5_of_our_oceans_we_dont_know/ (GameIsMyName12)
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It is pretty telling that the SNOOZE button a phone alarm is much bigger that the STOP button

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2pxu8/it_is_pretty_telling_that_the_snooze_button_a/ (POCKALEELEE)
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Teenage Tarzan probably jerked of to and had sex with Gorillas.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2pxex/teenage_tarzan_probably_jerked_of_to_and_had_sex/ (BoluP123)
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Because of texting, the amount of things said by one person per-lifetime has probably skyrocketed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2pvzf/because_of_texting_the_amount_of_things_said_by/ (Jimhbruce19)
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Watching prison break in reverse is about a guy sneaking into prison.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2pvbe/watching_prison_break_in_reverse_is_about_a_guy/ ([deleted])
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Starfishes’ mouths are in the middle of their body and mermaids use them as BRAS

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2puzi/starfishes_mouths_are_in_the_middle_of_their_body/ (TheRealPlayer3616)
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The first male to be circumcised must have gotten some pretty weird looks from their sexual partners

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2puwq/the_first_male_to_be_circumcised_must_have_gotten/ (OGSCYTHER)
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None of these thoughts are written down the shower.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2pu1c/none_of_these_thoughts_are_written_down_the_shower/ (FrenchBagguete)
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When people walk around to “stretch” their legs, they’re actually compressing them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2pu0a/when_people_walk_around_to_stretch_their_legs/ (Marty_mcfresh)
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It's even more satisfying when you unfollow somebody and see they weren't following you either.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ptu1/its_even_more_satisfying_when_you_unfollow/ (slamfist69)
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A water bottle with water droplets on the outside looks more appealing than a dry one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2psx6/a_water_bottle_with_water_droplets_on_the_outside/ (DecentAmountOfEffort)
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There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on earth and some people still don’t believe in alien life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2prew/there_are_more_stars_in_the_universe_than_grains/ (GameIsMyName12)
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It's ironic to use an exclamation point to tell people to keep quiet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2pquo/its_ironic_to_use_an_exclamation_point_to_tell/ (ElectriconRdQn2718)
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Always avoid activity that will result in having to explain yourself to a seven man fireman extraction team At 3 AM on a Tuesday

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2pq5q/always_avoid_activity_that_will_result_in_having/ (pygmypuffonacid)
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The reason why dogs bring sticks is becuz before they would bring sticks to our ancenstores to start a fire .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2pozn/the_reason_why_dogs_bring_sticks_is_becuz_before/ (sifatullahrafy24)
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We never are really prepared for a disaster until it already passes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2pnco/we_never_are_really_prepared_for_a_disaster_until/ (Awesome_Bro69)
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Every single Spider-Man movie series is amazing, except for The Amazing Spider-Man.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2pn6w/every_single_spiderman_movie_series_is_amazing/ (Lotrfanatic8)
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If atoms are round and we are all made of atoms, then no one is 100% straight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2pkx4/if_atoms_are_round_and_we_are_all_made_of_atoms/ (doulikelofi)
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It's far more common for a guy to see a girl's arse-hole than a girl to see a guy's..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2pkub/its_far_more_common_for_a_guy_to_see_a_girls/ (Mitchgebb)
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The same people not wearing masks to protect themselves are probably the same people that don't practice safe sex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2pjh4/the_same_people_not_wearing_masks_to_protect/ ([deleted])
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Asteroids are the pollen of the universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2peh2/asteroids_are_the_pollen_of_the_universe/ (D_P_A_D)
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The last person alive is going to have one hell of a hindsight is 20/20 moment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2pdlc/the_last_person_alive_is_going_to_have_one_hell/ (Woolly_Blammoth)
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When you put a soother in a babies mouth while it’s crying, that’s like telling your baby “put a cork in it”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2pdj7/when_you_put_a_soother_in_a_babies_mouth_while/ ([deleted])
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The Earth is a large balloon of molten metal and rock with a thin shell of solid rock.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2pdiz/the_earth_is_a_large_balloon_of_molten_metal_and/ (gopherguts2)
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We will enslave the world for its own good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2pd4h/we_will_enslave_the_world_for_its_own_good/ (j9greene)
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poceeesreereer enecpiitpcossrens ntprssscptritonio pteienpe iienpcieet ppepc t p et ee cnrneicntpc n oen tnrp cripsopn pteicocesoprt c en tsssoesccccprerpres p eosst etcnneiroiiits etcn et tep nneeenpe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2pbtv/poceeesreereer_enecpiitpcossrens/ ([deleted])
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If you smell something it gets lighter, because your nose tastes the loose particles that get sucked into it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2p8ne/if_you_smell_something_it_gets_lighter_because/ (tiliboy123)
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There is probably someone more intelligent than Einstein somewhere who doesn't go to school cause he can't afford it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2p7oj/there_is_probably_someone_more_intelligent_than/ (akhenator)
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Considering that one in thirteen people are asthmatic, it’s pretty surprising how none of the characters you have as in video games have asthma.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2p7ay/considering_that_one_in_thirteen_people_are/ (MattBatz1991)
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Every dream you’ve ever had is a director’s cut edition

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2p73m/every_dream_youve_ever_had_is_a_directors_cut/ (zbot2008)
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At one point every 19 year old is the oldest teenager in the world for a few seconds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2p4uw/at_one_point_every_19_year_old_is_the_oldest/ (ProffessionalYeeter)
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Having mock debates in your head sounds crazy until you end up having that conversation and deliver a great comeback immediately that is witty or eloquent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2p4go/having_mock_debates_in_your_head_sounds_crazy/ (CommentToBeDeleted)
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Linking someone to Xion's theme is the crueler Kingdom Hearts version of Rick Rolling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2p2f6/linking_someone_to_xions_theme_is_the_crueler/ (Empoleon_Master)
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Ever since everything got shut down public places have been cleaner then ever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2oz0h/ever_since_everything_got_shut_down_public_places/ (MailmanTom69)
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Funny how "No caption needed" is a caption

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2oyiy/funny_how_no_caption_needed_is_a_caption/ (kishan_nawal)
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The fact hospital ships exist is epic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ovz8/the_fact_hospital_ships_exist_is_epic/ (magnanimous14)
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A year ago if you saw someone enter a store with a mask on their face you'd think they were dangerous. Nowadays someone not wearing a mask are consodered the dangerous ones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ot5t/a_year_ago_if_you_saw_someone_enter_a_store_with/ (FlipsideFacts)
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Everything is quicksand if you're heavy enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ossa/everything_is_quicksand_if_youre_heavy_enough/ (midnightflamex)
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If matter cannot be created or destroyed... Everything's technically "Organic"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2opo2/if_matter_cannot_be_created_or_destroyed/ (kookattack13)
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Chopping chillies is a better reminder to not touch your face than any of the PSAs out there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2opek/chopping_chillies_is_a_better_reminder_to_not/ (bataleonboss)
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Some intern had to build the LEGO Death Star in Spider-Man Homecoming.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2okrb/some_intern_had_to_build_the_lego_death_star_in/ (CarbonAnomaly)
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It must be very hard to argue that billionaires are bad people in the MCU

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ok88/it_must_be_very_hard_to_argue_that_billionaires/ (LordMitre)
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The shoulder is the knee of the armpit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2oi7j/the_shoulder_is_the_knee_of_the_armpit/ (TalkingMoose05)
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They just stopped using the voiceover guy in movie trailers and nobody noticed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ohhy/they_just_stopped_using_the_voiceover_guy_in/ ([deleted])
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“Taking The Browns to the Super Bowl” works better if referencing constipation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2oh6w/taking_the_browns_to_the_super_bowl_works_better/ (ValueOfL)
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The reason we will be a failed nation of humans is that we learned Human Rights first before we learned Human Responsibilities

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ofiw/the_reason_we_will_be_a_failed_nation_of_humans/ (webbrg)
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“Taking The Brown to the Super Bowl works” better if referencing constipation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2oemt/taking_the_brown_to_the_super_bowl_works_better/ ([deleted])
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I'm getting jealous of movie characters that go to the library

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2oc76/im_getting_jealous_of_movie_characters_that_go_to/ (AlphaBetaEd)
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If humans were smart we'd all be using Roberts screwdrivers a whole lot more.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ob02/if_humans_were_smart_wed_all_be_using_roberts/ (slubberwubber)
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Mozzarella sticks are the candy bars of cheese.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2oaz9/mozzarella_sticks_are_the_candy_bars_of_cheese/ (Snail_jousting)
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Palindromes don't know which way to go

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2oakt/palindromes_dont_know_which_way_to_go/ (Rush_R40)
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Truman have lived more different than we've ​​been living in the last 1 month.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2o8vo/truman_have_lived_more_different_than_weve_been/ ([deleted])
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There is a small chance a person that you made up in your mind exists somewhere on Earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2o8rg/there_is_a_small_chance_a_person_that_you_made_up/ ([deleted])
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The correct spelling of the word “weird” puts the “e” before the “i”, and that’s... well... weird.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2o8mg/the_correct_spelling_of_the_word_weird_puts_the_e/ (thespecialpoint)
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A few years ago it would've been easy for someone to confuse goatse with goatye.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2o7c9/a_few_years_ago_it_wouldve_been_easy_for_someone/ (kuebel33)
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The word "moreover" contains the word "oreo"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2o6su/the_word_moreover_contains_the_word_oreo/ (MeGustaRice)
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Humans are constantly loosing weight by hairs falling off the head.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2o5bu/humans_are_constantly_loosing_weight_by_hairs/ ([deleted])
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When your pour water into a bowl, does the water sink to the bottom of float on top

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2o1ac/when_your_pour_water_into_a_bowl_does_the_water/ (Depression126)
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Every joke is technically an inside joke because not everyone will get it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2nzgr/every_joke_is_technically_an_inside_joke_because/ (PleaseUpVoteMyMeme)
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If you squat during an earthquake, at the right angle you will be spotted by the earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2nz9h/if_you_squat_during_an_earthquake_at_the_right/ (DIO-But-dinosaur)
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In action movies, stunt performers end up more in the actual footage than actors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2nz1p/in_action_movies_stunt_performers_end_up_more_in/ (alldogsarebestdogs)
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The only thing more overwhelming that the ignorance of the average human is the infinity of the universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2nxxl/the_only_thing_more_overwhelming_that_the/ (David_Diron)
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It's Okay To Fail

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2nxen/its_okay_to_fail/ (houjous)
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Whenever we visualise/draw hands, we always do so with straighted up fingers. But figures are curved inside at their resting stage (and 99% of the times) and rarely are a straight line unless we cautiously make an effort to do so.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2nx0k/whenever_we_visualisedraw_hands_we_always_do_so/ (reversejinxer)
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As men, the fact that our bodies produce millions of new sperm daily shows that whoever created us once built some high hopes on us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2nwsz/as_men_the_fact_that_our_bodies_produce_millions/ (HannibalGoddamnit)
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Everyone's opinion on music is completely right.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2nu16/everyones_opinion_on_music_is_completely_right/ (Rush_R40)
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The air in NYC is probably the cleanest it's been in a century, but we can't enjoy it because everyone has to wear a mask

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2nsph/the_air_in_nyc_is_probably_the_cleanest_its_been/ (hoom_hum)
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The amount of cringe you feel is directly proportional to how socially awkward you are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2nrg5/the_amount_of_cringe_you_feel_is_directly/ (levi876)
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Tom Brady has a Super Bowl ring for every QB picked before him in the 2000 NFL Draft.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2nqjy/tom_brady_has_a_super_bowl_ring_for_every_qb/ ([deleted])
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Most everything here has probably been modified so many times to get past the rules that they don’t even resemble the original thought anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2nqdn/most_everything_here_has_probably_been_modified/ (GarnetDivine)
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You can realize how huge the human population is by the sheer amount of porn you've watched in your lifetime by recognizing most of us have never seen someone we know

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2nq8p/you_can_realize_how_huge_the_human_population_is/ (eren_yeagermeister)
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We are a microorganism living in a tiny ecosphere

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2npz9/we_are_a_microorganism_living_in_a_tiny_ecosphere/ (DaNorthernojee)
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The Killers’ “Mr. Brightside” has the same note played for the entire first verse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2npcx/the_killers_mr_brightside_has_the_same_note/ (not_hacking12)
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Cutting a head off and mounting it for display sounds morbid unless you’re a hunter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2npbf/cutting_a_head_off_and_mounting_it_for_display/ (maaaaaaaaaark__)
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You can't lose to cancer, you either win or you tie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2noxz/you_cant_lose_to_cancer_you_either_win_or_you_tie/ (Luminous_Emission)
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Zion in The Matrix Reloaded really needs some safety regulations

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2nn3s/zion_in_the_matrix_reloaded_really_needs_some/ (Bobnocrush)
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It is funny how sneezing went from 'bless you' to 'fuck you.'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2nmk8/it_is_funny_how_sneezing_went_from_bless_you_to/ (cyclopropagative)
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wetting your face and putting it in front of a fan feels good, but not when your entire body is wet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2nlo1/wetting_your_face_and_putting_it_in_front_of_a/ (PokeMilkshake)
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Leaving out milk and cookies for Santa was probably started by some parent who wanted an excuse to eat cookies late at night.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2nln6/leaving_out_milk_and_cookies_for_santa_was/ (billcage32)
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Diapers and condoms; you want to know where they are... before, during, and after

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2nlmr/diapers_and_condoms_you_want_to_know_where_they/ ([deleted])
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Bullets hurt worse when shot whilst naked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2nlbs/bullets_hurt_worse_when_shot_whilst_naked/ (Manslick)
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you never really notice when you start needing to pee.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2njz0/you_never_really_notice_when_you_start_needing_to/ (thanosisshaking)
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Most of your life is spent with your body weight on one foot or the other

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2njgf/most_of_your_life_is_spent_with_your_body_weight/ (Holder_Of_Demons)
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Imaginary typing is faster than reality

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2njbo/imaginary_typing_is_faster_than_reality/ (norudin)
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If you were in a gymnasium and suddenly gravity stopped and you floated up into the middle, you'd be stuck there since you can't reach out to anything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ngvw/if_you_were_in_a_gymnasium_and_suddenly_gravity/ ([deleted])
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We build and live in houses to get away from nature, yet we fill our homes with animals, plants, and furniture made from trees.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ngm8/we_build_and_live_in_houses_to_get_away_from/ (TheRealOcsiban)
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Adam and Eve probably freaked out when it first got windy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ngiy/adam_and_eve_probably_freaked_out_when_it_first/ (TerrariaChest)
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By definition, you are technically living on an island

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ncq6/by_definition_you_are_technically_living_on_an/ (Blastspark01)
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Zoom is the Tik Tok of online school

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2nchc/zoom_is_the_tik_tok_of_online_school/ (barkwooferton)
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Air travel is going to be a lot more pleasant when the seats are six feet apart.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ncgk/air_travel_is_going_to_be_a_lot_more_pleasant/ (traverlaw)
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Math is a type of writing humans do that lets us use a pen and a paper as a calculator

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2nbc0/math_is_a_type_of_writing_humans_do_that_lets_us/ ([deleted])
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In rock paper scissors, losing by rock beating scissors always feels more depressing than losing in any other way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2nb4y/in_rock_paper_scissors_losing_by_rock_beating/ (JaySeanDerulo)
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snake is an anagram of sneak

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2nan3/snake_is_an_anagram_of_sneak/ (DonaldNoHealsDuck)
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The most common and deadliest STD? LIFE

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2na75/the_most_common_and_deadliest_std_life/ (DivineDykeElegance)
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If a two dollar steak is tough enough to be comparisons tough people then a one dollar steak must literally be a rock

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2n8ut/if_a_two_dollar_steak_is_tough_enough_to_be/ (barkwooferton)
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We're all supposed to study hard in school and be good kids so as to be allowed to drink and make bad decisions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2n8l1/were_all_supposed_to_study_hard_in_school_and_be/ (shoopdoopdeedoop)
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Thinking that you're a hypochondriac makes you more likely to be a hypochondriac

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2n6qh/thinking_that_youre_a_hypochondriac_makes_you/ (RandalfTheGrey883)
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Oxygen is a wild harvest

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2n54p/oxygen_is_a_wild_harvest/ (granulario)
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If there was a tooth fairy for adults, she would probably leave the amount of money you need to cover the dental costs of replacing the teeth you lost.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2n2gy/if_there_was_a_tooth_fairy_for_adults_she_would/ (Richpotatothethird)
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Since cannibals eat humans, they are on top of the food-chain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2n0wf/since_cannibals_eat_humans_they_are_on_top_of_the/ (TheWhoosher12)
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Tyvek needs to make a house wrap with a cedar shingle print for people building in Alaska.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2mzno/tyvek_needs_to_make_a_house_wrap_with_a_cedar/ (Miserable_Blacksmith)
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Everybody's gardens are looking very well maintained at the moment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2mzf2/everybodys_gardens_are_looking_very_well/ (treebeard280)
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Arms for the chairs are chairs for your arms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2myqn/arms_for_the_chairs_are_chairs_for_your_arms/ (SomoneYouReallyDK)
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Comparison between real life and video games

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2myk4/comparison_between_real_life_and_video_games/ ([deleted])
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The difference between a bad artist and a good artist is the bad artist starts by drawing a similar thing to what is supposed to be drawn but in the end it’s not that good, but a good artist starts by drawing something you are unable to identify then suddenly you have a beautiful piece of work

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2my4w/the_difference_between_a_bad_artist_and_a_good/ (legallytaken)
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Animal Crossing probably has more biodiversity than real towns

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2mxew/animal_crossing_probably_has_more_biodiversity/ (adeiner)
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The Placebo Effect is actually a super power that allows us to achieve great things when we have self doubt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2mx47/the_placebo_effect_is_actually_a_super_power_that/ (KingDegenerate1)
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The "b" in "subtle" is subtle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2mwho/the_b_in_subtle_is_subtle/ ([deleted])
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The Simpsons episode where Bart had a twin brother but then it turned out they we're switched as babies an Bart turned out to be the evil twin so they put Bart in the loft then we never see him again, the Bart on the TV is the one who was from the loft meaning the old Bart is still in the loft.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2mvy9/the_simpsons_episode_where_bart_had_a_twin/ (Livsabeast)
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If genies existed, then the universe probably wouldn’t exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2mumq/if_genies_existed_then_the_universe_probably/ (Essenic_Reddit)
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If all straight men had two less ribs at the bottom all straight women would have to step up their game.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2mu0b/if_all_straight_men_had_two_less_ribs_at_the/ (Clarks_Joint)
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3:00am feels a lot more like the middle of the night than 12:00am

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2mtil/300am_feels_a_lot_more_like_the_middle_of_the/ (XManBoss6)
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You ever just wish you had a clone of yourself to talk to? I’d be such good friends with him.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2mpx4/you_ever_just_wish_you_had_a_clone_of_yourself_to/ (Fushigibama)
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Most animals go their life not knowing what their face looks like

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2mpmj/most_animals_go_their_life_not_knowing_what_their/ (Donkey-Hell)
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Many of us will see our careers become obsolete if we live long enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2mpah/many_of_us_will_see_our_careers_become_obsolete/ (iceariina)
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We don’t usually question weird dreams while we’re in them because we’re not used to questioning reality.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2mm3l/we_dont_usually_question_weird_dreams_while_were/ (SauceGodLilA1)
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"Free Willy" has a very funny title to English audiences.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2mia4/free_willy_has_a_very_funny_title_to_english/ ([deleted])
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We talk about half and quarter hours but never third hours, even though it's a nice, even 20 minutes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2mfna/we_talk_about_half_and_quarter_hours_but_never/ (juicehouse)
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The 'average Joe' Paradigm

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2mfa5/the_average_joe_paradigm/ (asoneunderthesun)
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Iced coffee and cold brew spark joy in people but the concept of cold coffee is depressing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2meio/iced_coffee_and_cold_brew_spark_joy_in_people_but/ (luigisphilbin)
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A fire drill is pointless if everyone expects it in advance

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2mcun/a_fire_drill_is_pointless_if_everyone_expects_it/ (QueenElsaArrendelle)
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If you're programming an AI, then artificial intelligence fixes your artificial intelligence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2mcpy/if_youre_programming_an_ai_then_artificial/ (steamsy_)
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Ace Ventura, lover of all animals keeps multiple penguins in his fridge, which is arguably very cruel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2m9x3/ace_ventura_lover_of_all_animals_keeps_multiple/ ([deleted])
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It’s impossible for an object to have a perfect point.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2m8h9/its_impossible_for_an_object_to_have_a_perfect/ (IAmQuietFire)
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For some reason we still don't have a universal electric outlet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2m7v1/for_some_reason_we_still_dont_have_a_universal/ (SweetVictory2001)
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Anyone who knows peter Parker is spider Man probably wouldn't bother to ask about white stains on the sheets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2m6q0/anyone_who_knows_peter_parker_is_spider_man/ (RedIsStandingAlone)
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A hairless animal is both bald and naked

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2m45y/a_hairless_animal_is_both_bald_and_naked/ (Malachi_Noel3)
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Sport Utility Vehicles are almost never used for sports.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2m437/sport_utility_vehicles_are_almost_never_used_for/ (SweetVictory2001)
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High school students spend more hours in school, doing homework, and playing sports than the number of hours adults work

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2m3ys/high_school_students_spend_more_hours_in_school/ (IMissFreedom)
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You'll never feel stronger than when you think something is going to be heavier than it is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2m3dj/youll_never_feel_stronger_than_when_you_think/ (mechspaghetty)
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Cattlemen would profit more if they sold beef to both humans and werewolves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2m2oi/cattlemen_would_profit_more_if_they_sold_beef_to/ (Saazkwat)
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Back before the conception of deodorant, body odor was probably another way to recognize others. Partners would get used to and probably become fond of the way the other smelled. If it was dark and you heard a rustling, all you had to do was take a BIGGG whiff to see if it was Grelda or a bear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2m0q1/back_before_the_conception_of_deodorant_body_odor/ (igottapoopbad)
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Money can't buy love but can buy and feed a puppy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2m0hc/money_cant_buy_love_but_can_buy_and_feed_a_puppy/ (moneybot13)
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Serial killers are the only hunters that also enjoy being hunted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2m096/serial_killers_are_the_only_hunters_that_also/ ([deleted])
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Bats probably won't be featured in any Halloween decorations anytime soon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2lz64/bats_probably_wont_be_featured_in_any_halloween/ ([deleted])
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As children, spinning in circles to feel dizzy was our first attempt to get high and alter our minds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ly9s/as_children_spinning_in_circles_to_feel_dizzy_was/ (wormholetrafficjam)
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Out of all the Dragonborn’s abilities, the power to fall asleep instantly is the most impressive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2lxg5/out_of_all_the_dragonborns_abilities_the_power_to/ (RedSmith305)
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Serial killers are likely adrenaline junkies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2lx8y/serial_killers_are_likely_adrenaline_junkies/ ([deleted])
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We are all related to some ancient frog creatures

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2lvy0/we_are_all_related_to_some_ancient_frog_creatures/ (mrcharlesboyle)
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Confused bears are probably waking up from hibernation in empty national parks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2lvnq/confused_bears_are_probably_waking_up_from/ (Sixtyninestein)
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Blocking one’s freedom of speech makes particular pages far less exciting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2lvlg/blocking_ones_freedom_of_speech_makes_particular/ ([deleted])
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Autosave gets little credit for saving us all

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2lttc/autosave_gets_little_credit_for_saving_us_all/ ([deleted])
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Car Chases in movies will probably die out once self-driving cars become the norm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2lt5p/car_chases_in_movies_will_probably_die_out_once/ (--MudKip--)
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Hose water only tastes good straight from the hose.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2lrgm/hose_water_only_tastes_good_straight_from_the_hose/ (gr0wstuff)
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People dance better when drunk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2lq4b/people_dance_better_when_drunk/ (usernamenotfound701)
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Horror sequences are a lot longer in real life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2lmc6/horror_sequences_are_a_lot_longer_in_real_life/ ([deleted])
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A lot of people are probably finding out they have halitosis.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2lm4g/a_lot_of_people_are_probably_finding_out_they/ (Poisedprelaw)
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Your brain tries to convince itself to shut up and go to bed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ll3x/your_brain_tries_to_convince_itself_to_shut_up/ ([deleted])
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You’re never left hanging when you high five a mirror

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2lkia/youre_never_left_hanging_when_you_high_five_a/ (potsnomfif)
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Being a door to door salesman has a whole new meaning nowadays.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ljvu/being_a_door_to_door_salesman_has_a_whole_new/ (capta1n_sarcasm)
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Brushes are to painters are what Lenses are to Photographers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2lhq6/brushes_are_to_painters_are_what_lenses_are_to/ (Jadavan)
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A lot of products are going to start costing twelve hundred dollars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2lfaz/a_lot_of_products_are_going_to_start_costing/ (Rhystic99)
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If you swear at somebody in a foreign language with the right tone, they will take it as a compliment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2lbx6/if_you_swear_at_somebody_in_a_foreign_language/ (Uncrackable_Cipher)
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Too many tupperwares not enough lids....

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2l97h/too_many_tupperwares_not_enough_lids/ (skallywaag)
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There are requirements to prepare for 100-year floods and 100-year storms, but no 100-year medical contingencies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2l95g/there_are_requirements_to_prepare_for_100year/ (colemon1991)
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fingerless gloves are the same as gloveless fingers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2l8sr/fingerless_gloves_are_the_same_as_gloveless/ (Asriel_Dreemurr07)
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Subways are the earthworms of metropolitan transportation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2l69f/subways_are_the_earthworms_of_metropolitan/ (joesoldlegs)
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Everything we have ever ate accept salt has came from a once living and breathing thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2l3ov/everything_we_have_ever_ate_accept_salt_has_came/ (Skeptikube)
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James Bond has attested very few people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2l3cz/james_bond_has_attested_very_few_people/ ([deleted])
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Romans had invented human scarecrows by pinning people to a t shaped post

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2l1sg/romans_had_invented_human_scarecrows_by_pinning/ (Laconianarmour)
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Most pets are harmed by negligent owners, but if you have thousands of pet insects, they thrive on negligence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2l1b8/most_pets_are_harmed_by_negligent_owners_but_if/ (gekosaurus)
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Emily Blunt would have made a far better Captain Marvel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2l119/emily_blunt_would_have_made_a_far_better_captain/ (BuddyBaja)
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Every hospital is haunted

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2l0e8/every_hospital_is_haunted/ (Twix_22)
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If the weather warning sirens ever go off for real, everyone would assume its another drill and take no precaution.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ky4s/if_the_weather_warning_sirens_ever_go_off_for/ (BubGear)
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Being an asshole is an evolutionarily successful personality trait.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2kv66/being_an_asshole_is_an_evolutionarily_successful/ (bieberlover901)
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K is shorter than Kay

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2kuiy/k_is_shorter_than_kay/ ([deleted])
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If a lobster stole one of the cursed coins from the Pirates of the Caribbean movie and scuttled into the moonlight, it wouldn't look any different.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ktvm/if_a_lobster_stole_one_of_the_cursed_coins_from/ (Omny87)
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All of the dogs from Marmaduke and the Who Let the Dogs Out videos are probably dead

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2kszo/all_of_the_dogs_from_marmaduke_and_the_who_let/ (ITzJustPK)
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At some point there were precisely 42.069 people on Earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2krdh/at_some_point_there_were_precisely_42069_people/ (JuStArAnDoMcItIzEn9)
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There are no synonyms for synonym

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2kqd0/there_are_no_synonyms_for_synonym/ (fishteeth69420)
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Breaking Bad wouldn‘t make any sense in European countries because Walter White wouldn’t have to sell meth to afford cancer treatment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2kpqr/breaking_bad_wouldnt_make_any_sense_in_european/ (Vinly2)
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The letter 'w' in a code or password, when read aloud, can cause confusion

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2kpfq/the_letter_w_in_a_code_or_password_when_read/ (Murpho19)
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All great dictators had a stache.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2kp1i/all_great_dictators_had_a_stache/ (bigchunkybaby)
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VR is headphones for your eyes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2koxe/vr_is_headphones_for_your_eyes/ (v1rg1le)
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The opposite of a pet peeve is a kink

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2konq/the_opposite_of_a_pet_peeve_is_a_kink/ (mwaters2)
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An advantage to living in a condo is that they're never haunted

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2klox/an_advantage_to_living_in_a_condo_is_that_theyre/ (BetLetsDoIt)
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Hairdressers may want to practice saying, “No, really. You did a fine job cutting your own hair.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2kll8/hairdressers_may_want_to_practice_saying_no/ (BoozeWitch)
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The Earth is one giant roundabout.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2kdag/the_earth_is_one_giant_roundabout/ (TheLastPringles)
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Birth is your spawn point, childhood is the tutorial, adulthood is survival mode, and death is a game over. Our lives are in Hardcore difficulty. And ghosts are in spectator mode.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2kcn3/birth_is_your_spawn_point_childhood_is_the/ ([deleted])
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There are only two types of people in the world; those that search for the perfect potato chip, and those that reach into the bag blind and take whatever they get.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2kaxk/there_are_only_two_types_of_people_in_the_world/ (jonmatttomben)
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Spiderman has a lot of confidence in his webshooters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2kala/spiderman_has_a_lot_of_confidence_in_his/ (42jackbaur23)
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Hair is really fucking weird

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2k65d/hair_is_really_fucking_weird/ (g0lem_)
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Getting a new phone becomes so much less exciting when you can backup all of your data and load it onto your new phone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2k63q/getting_a_new_phone_becomes_so_much_less_exciting/ (MansNotHot772)
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We stop fearing the dark because we learn monsters aren't hiding there. Some Pakistani children start fearing blue skies because they learn it's when drones fly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2k5vx/we_stop_fearing_the_dark_because_we_learn/ (PersonablePharoah)
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When everyone goes back to work their pets might wonder what they did wrong to get left behind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2k5ol/when_everyone_goes_back_to_work_their_pets_might/ (SkyDrifters)
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When you brush your teeth, that’s the only part of your skeleton that you are cleaning

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2k502/when_you_brush_your_teeth_thats_the_only_part_of/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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All movie theaters are drive-ins if you're committed enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2k4t2/all_movie_theaters_are_driveins_if_youre/ (Jagsfreak)
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You learn more hobbies when there is nothing to do then when you have a choice to do it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2k06h/you_learn_more_hobbies_when_there_is_nothing_to/ (Flair_920)
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Even though cats and dogs have fur they still know and appreciate soft things themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2jzd2/even_though_cats_and_dogs_have_fur_they_still/ (Miniraks)
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Your car has probably been to more countries than you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2jyyv/your_car_has_probably_been_to_more_countries_than/ (shoulkie)
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We can thank your tumbs for everything we have, all the evolution and inventions wouldn’t be possible without them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2jyt0/we_can_thank_your_tumbs_for_everything_we_have/ (usernamenotfound701)
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When an illegal drug is being legalized it’s because we’ve listened to people who are doing something illegal telling us it’s safe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2jxz3/when_an_illegal_drug_is_being_legalized_its/ (WeganWednesday)
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Glasses gives you the power to stare at wind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2jw3o/glasses_gives_you_the_power_to_stare_at_wind/ (shoulkie)
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Animated skeletons blink; if our real life skeletons moved to blink it would sound like teeth clacking together.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2jvnh/animated_skeletons_blink_if_our_real_life/ (Reddit__Dave)
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school dances held in the gym because they are balls

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2jvd1/school_dances_held_in_the_gym_because_they_are/ (markrakosfalvy)
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When your shirt isn’t tucked into your pants, your pants are tucked into your shirt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ju26/when_your_shirt_isnt_tucked_into_your_pants_your/ (photobomber612)
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No matter how hard you try you will never be as popular as cheese.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2jtxw/no_matter_how_hard_you_try_you_will_never_be_as/ (Maki228)
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The Saddest sex position is when you're under and nobody is on top

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2jslt/the_saddest_sex_position_is_when_youre_under_and/ (Pewduepie_61826282)
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A cookie is a hard cake and a cracker is a hard bread

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2jplo/a_cookie_is_a_hard_cake_and_a_cracker_is_a_hard/ (elegant_bother)
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Wearing a face mask protects others, not you. It's literally the golden rule.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2jnj8/wearing_a_face_mask_protects_others_not_you_its/ (phomey)
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A "basic life" is really based on the speaker's lifestyle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2jkvg/a_basic_life_is_really_based_on_the_speakers/ (Seibzehn17)
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If you add enough onion to a doughnut eventually it will become an onion ring.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2jjwi/if_you_add_enough_onion_to_a_doughnut_eventually/ (CommodorePerson)
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Elf's must have pretty weird looking headphones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2jipv/elfs_must_have_pretty_weird_looking_headphones/ (TheoXDM)
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If google matched people up by their browsing history, it could be the greatest online dating website in history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2jf7p/if_google_matched_people_up_by_their_browsing/ ([deleted])
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Despite the popularity of "The Legend of Zelda" franchise, there has not been an uptick in baby girls named "Zelda" and definitely not a lot of baby boys named "Link"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2jf2j/despite_the_popularity_of_the_legend_of_zelda/ (xXTERMIN8RXXx)
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Our dogs probably think that they don’t deserve us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2jeac/our_dogs_probably_think_that_they_dont_deserve_us/ (thatscarycrazygamer)
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Technically the opposite of being a Grinch is being an Indian giver

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2je6d/technically_the_opposite_of_being_a_grinch_is/ (Pierrekidmia)
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There's probably never been less than one person on Earth masturbating since you've been born.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2jdrq/theres_probably_never_been_less_than_one_person/ (theamorouspanda)
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The Apple 'Pencil' has no eraser on its end, yet the Microsoft Surface 'Pen' does

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2jbzi/the_apple_pencil_has_no_eraser_on_its_end_yet_the/ (penapox)
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No matter how big the balls get, they will always hang below the cock.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2jaqs/no_matter_how_big_the_balls_get_they_will_always/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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All live versions of songs that were previously a non-live version (i.e. studio recording) by the same artist essentially constitutes the artist covering his/her own song.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ja0q/all_live_versions_of_songs_that_were_previously_a/ (SupremoZanne)
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If you die in the same hospital you were born in, chances are that your average velocity throughout your life will be 0.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2j8xt/if_you_die_in_the_same_hospital_you_were_born_in/ ([deleted])
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Google Maps app must be wondering what happened to you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2j7qt/google_maps_app_must_be_wondering_what_happened/ (indisgice)
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The only real reason human society exists is because some cave people millions of years ago tried to put off death as long as possible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2j7mo/the_only_real_reason_human_society_exists_is/ (hi_its_lizzy616)
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Humans are the only life form in known history to actively work to prevent extinction

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2j7b5/humans_are_the_only_life_form_in_known_history_to/ (JesusIsComingLookBzy)
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Nowadays, it’s a compliment if a man responds “yes” after a woman asks if a dress makes her butt look big.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2j65i/nowadays_its_a_compliment_if_a_man_responds_yes/ (dkwatkins28)
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If you water water, it grows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2j641/if_you_water_water_it_grows/ ([deleted])
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In Season 3 Part 2 of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Alessi literally beat the shit out of baby Pollnareff.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2j624/in_season_3_part_2_of_jojos_bizarre_adventure/ (NyceRyce)
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You know you’re getting old when you walk into a shoe store and think most of the new shoes look ugly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2j4oi/you_know_youre_getting_old_when_you_walk_into_a/ (RodneyRoundHead)
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Society views men in sports cars, with big muscles, or with overly lavish toys as overcompensating for a small penis, but no one assumes guys without those things are well hung.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2j4k1/society_views_men_in_sports_cars_with_big_muscles/ (werewookie7)
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Your dishwasher has and will probably be more clean than your actual dishes have ever been.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2j1ef/your_dishwasher_has_and_will_probably_be_more/ (WhyMyLifeSoHard)
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Some people out here live steaming to sold out stadium level audiences for free from the comfort of their living rooms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2j0n0/some_people_out_here_live_steaming_to_sold_out/ (yourheinitz)
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The extra health and resources before boss battles are the remains of heros who failed to defeat the boss.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2izsj/the_extra_health_and_resources_before_boss/ (dh132)
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The sound of your back cracking can be one of the most relieving sounds or one of the most concerning, it all depends on the intent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2iyiq/the_sound_of_your_back_cracking_can_be_one_of_the/ (weinerschnitzel714)
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If you water water,it grows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ixuw/if_you_water_waterit_grows/ ([deleted])
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ACME was the Amazon of the Wile E Coyote universe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2iwvn/acme_was_the_amazon_of_the_wile_e_coyote_universe/ ([deleted])
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Documenting hobbies step-by-step process for internet points has become a hobby itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2itxx/documenting_hobbies_stepbystep_process_for/ (PicardNeverHitMe)
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Saying a chicken pooped out an egg is as accurate as saying a chicken laid an egg.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ita5/saying_a_chicken_pooped_out_an_egg_is_as_accurate/ (nmgcat_chicken)
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With everything that’s been going on, people have stopped talking about the turtles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2it7r/with_everything_thats_been_going_on_people_have/ (Gary_October)
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When people kiss, they create a long tube from asshole to asshole.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ismg/when_people_kiss_they_create_a_long_tube_from/ (Thecoolguy002)
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The rating of a movie could be determined by the length of a 'HISHE' episode.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2isdb/the_rating_of_a_movie_could_be_determined_by_the/ (CommanderOfGregory)
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Eating eggs is beta testing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2isck/eating_eggs_is_beta_testing/ (bineyaid)
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A Medieval morning star/flail/nunchaku mechanically restricted to go one way

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ir7o/a_medieval_morning_starflailnunchaku_mechanically/ (D3athcag3)
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Horror movies set in the daytime just seem scarier

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2iqxw/horror_movies_set_in_the_daytime_just_seem_scarier/ (moneybot13)
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Yin and yang is an entirely black and white symbol that symbolizes things not being entirely black and white

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2iqr9/yin_and_yang_is_an_entirely_black_and_white/ (Mein_Tarnaccount)
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The longer a 'How It Should Have Ended' video is, the worse the actual movie was.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ipli/the_longer_a_how_it_should_have_ended_video_is/ (CommanderOfGregory)
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People who have the world records for consuming lethal stuff are people who survive to tell the story

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ipiz/people_who_have_the_world_records_for_consuming/ (lazybee16)
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Every idea is potentially a multi-billion dollar idea

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2iofk/every_idea_is_potentially_a_multibillion_dollar/ (SheerExtremity)
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It must have taken billions of satellite images to build google maps without cloud cover over the entire world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2inly/it_must_have_taken_billions_of_satellite_images/ (soundfoxx)
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The process of finding a comfortable body position is an analog computation of optimal pressure distribution performed by and for a wet lumpy sack of bones and wiggly meat and electric thinking noodles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ingr/the_process_of_finding_a_comfortable_body/ (gddrtkkv)
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If you are cheating one person, you are cheating two persons.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2imzj/if_you_are_cheating_one_person_you_are_cheating/ ([deleted])
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You have to pretend you are sleeping before sleeping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ilnc/you_have_to_pretend_you_are_sleeping_before/ (CaFeGold)
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So much for that quaint old saying that it’s all about the journey and not the destination. No more journeys. Only destinations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ikr8/so_much_for_that_quaint_old_saying_that_its_all/ (scriptdog1)
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Once lock down is over there's going to be loads of reunion videos posted online.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2iken/once_lock_down_is_over_theres_going_to_be_loads/ (farfetchedfrank)
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A golf cart is technically a Sports Utility Vehicle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2iiyn/a_golf_cart_is_technically_a_sports_utility/ (Phatstache)
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If everything had thoughts, the toys for babies would think kicking and always getting your way is good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2iikw/if_everything_had_thoughts_the_toys_for_babies/ (KidzAndaman)
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If Google matched people based on their search histories, it could be the greatest online dating website

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2iiav/if_google_matched_people_based_on_their_search/ ([deleted])
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*You know your childhood was bad if you sleep with jeans on and drink your coffee black*

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2iekv/you_know_your_childhood_was_bad_if_you_sleep_with/ ([deleted])
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Geodude is a living Pet Rock.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2id4m/geodude_is_a_living_pet_rock/ (Animeking1108)
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Your most productive when you are doing things to avoid something else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2id2l/your_most_productive_when_you_are_doing_things_to/ (Linkerdoodle)
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One good thing about wearing make is that you don’t need check you teeth to make sure they are clean in public.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2iae2/one_good_thing_about_wearing_make_is_that_you/ (-itsy-bitsy-spider-)
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You’ve never actually watched a full movie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2i7lq/youve_never_actually_watched_a_full_movie/ (_Will1405_)
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The advent of services like InstaCart and Door Dash have made have made dealing drugs to people's homes much less suspicious.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2i5n9/the_advent_of_services_like_instacart_and_door/ (PhilipLiptonSchrute)
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You never leave life alive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2i3pr/you_never_leave_life_alive/ (RandomGamesAndStuff)
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You may not be able to buy everything with money, but you can replicate anything you can't buy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2i3ew/you_may_not_be_able_to_buy_everything_with_money/ (Doqtori)
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Ketchup was probably invented by someone trying to make tomato marmalade.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2i2jj/ketchup_was_probably_invented_by_someone_trying/ (Kichix)
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Most people under the age of 20 that are into Greek mythology most likely got into it bc of Percy Jackson

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2hyp1/most_people_under_the_age_of_20_that_are_into/ (RandomGamesAndStuff)
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The tradition of blowing birthday candles out on a birthday cake is probably over.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2hy4f/the_tradition_of_blowing_birthday_candles_out_on/ (perfect_square)
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Everybody gangsta until the movie Contagion became real

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2hy0r/everybody_gangsta_until_the_movie_contagion/ (GeoffTheIcePony)
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If a normal oven is a "convection oven," a toaster is a conduction oven and a microwave is a radiation oven.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2hwra/if_a_normal_oven_is_a_convection_oven_a_toaster/ (realmathtician)
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You don't always have to point the remote at the TV but you probably do anyway.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2hvks/you_dont_always_have_to_point_the_remote_at_the/ (BlaZingWR3)
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Palindromes probably sound great in Morse code

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2hv4a/palindromes_probably_sound_great_in_morse_code/ (WowSoLawyer)
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If you see a dead cat, it has already dies 9 times.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2hpwf/if_you_see_a_dead_cat_it_has_already_dies_9_times/ (NoThrottleYT)
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Lamps in video games are using real electricity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2hn3y/lamps_in_video_games_are_using_real_electricity/ (TacocatDreamz)
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The purest red paint will always be a different 'color' to the purest red light

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2hmz0/the_purest_red_paint_will_always_be_a_different/ (NoThrottleYT)
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Someone out there in the world has probably masturbated on the day of your birthday.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2hm8f/someone_out_there_in_the_world_has_probably/ (CaptainWarFries)
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Our brain is so talented it allows us to not drop cups full of liquid all over the place while we are having conversations without us even having thinking about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2hlru/our_brain_is_so_talented_it_allows_us_to_not_drop/ (Deanothedino)
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Going to work nude has never been so popular.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2hk7w/going_to_work_nude_has_never_been_so_popular/ (Furt_III)
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Worried about being like your parent? Well - the Apple no longer falls from the tree.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2hjmg/worried_about_being_like_your_parent_well_the/ (hotandreadylove)
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"Harold and Kumar go to White Castle" is just a really long White Castle ad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2hiq9/harold_and_kumar_go_to_white_castle_is_just_a/ (ElementNinja805)
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So basically in the anime HunterXHunter, the writer named Gon after what his father has done.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2hhm7/so_basically_in_the_anime_hunterxhunter_the/ (HannibalGoddamnit)
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Rey felt the sith dagger kill her parents but didn’t sense that Anakin’s saber killed younglings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2hh1n/rey_felt_the_sith_dagger_kill_her_parents_but/ (mrfahrenheit0)
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Remembering you have leftovers in the fridge is even more exciting then when your food is first delivered

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2hggi/remembering_you_have_leftovers_in_the_fridge_is/ (saranwrap3)
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The Dunning-Kruger effect not about me

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2hg37/the_dunningkruger_effect_not_about_me/ (splashjlr)
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There is a big difference between the lion king and tiger king.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2hfno/there_is_a_big_difference_between_the_lion_king/ (losgreg)
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TV is going to be weird when all the shows run out of tapings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2hfnd/tv_is_going_to_be_weird_when_all_the_shows_run/ (Cael36)
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C-3PO is fluent in over six million forms of communication, but Spanish probably isn’t one of them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2heyz/c3po_is_fluent_in_over_six_million_forms_of/ (Narwalacorn)
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Graffiti/street art is tattoos for buildings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2heh3/graffitistreet_art_is_tattoos_for_buildings/ (a-tiberius)
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If Slim Shady acted shady, he’d be acting normal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2hdtq/if_slim_shady_acted_shady_hed_be_acting_normal/ (TheKingIsLivesOn)
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crazy that there are programming programs that people use to program programs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2hbfc/crazy_that_there_are_programming_programs_that/ (Arno_Does_Some_Shit)
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All multiplication requires division

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2h9sw/all_multiplication_requires_division/ (Merk121)
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If you eat a sandwich with nothing in between, it becomes bread with bread-topping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2h8g1/if_you_eat_a_sandwich_with_nothing_in_between_it/ ([deleted])
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the zodiac killer taught his son how to kill, and is passing it down as a family tradition and zodiac murders will start happening again in California soon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2h6uy/the_zodiac_killer_taught_his_son_how_to_kill_and/ (Fucctaxes)
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"-19" is extremely optimistic as it assumes there is only one strain in 2019 to be worried about.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2h63h/19_is_extremely_optimistic_as_it_assumes_there_is/ (7c518c130a4c)
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Our shoes must’ve thought we died

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2h62z/our_shoes_mustve_thought_we_died/ (Boules_De_Plumes)
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Bees don't give us honey and wax, we take it from them.t fr

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2h5yc/bees_dont_give_us_honey_and_wax_we_take_it_from/ (theRiddikulusGuy)
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If you really think about it, a flyover is the real highway.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2h3r4/if_you_really_think_about_it_a_flyover_is_the/ (exstrawdinory)
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The longer the ladder you use at work, the bigger the check

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2h2hi/the_longer_the_ladder_you_use_at_work_the_bigger/ (JACKintheXBOX5)
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It's never been less socially acceptable to walk around unaware of a booger hanging out of your nose

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2gykm/its_never_been_less_socially_acceptable_to_walk/ ([deleted])
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With advances in tech over the years, hearing a car near you on the road playing the same song on their radio is probably way less common.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2gvvl/with_advances_in_tech_over_the_years_hearing_a/ (max49464)
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Denver the Last Dinosaur was a Therizinosaurid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2gq0j/denver_the_last_dinosaur_was_a_therizinosaurid/ (ShalkaDeinos)
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In the future, the movie titles are gonna have to be way longer and specific

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2gpd8/in_the_future_the_movie_titles_are_gonna_have_to/ ([deleted])
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Given that an overwhelming amount of the internet is porn, and that most film production includes a good amount of footage that is never used, the sheer quantity of unreleased porn must be unimaginable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2gp0a/given_that_an_overwhelming_amount_of_the_internet/ (Thenegativeone10)
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If you go back millions of generations through species changes and evolution: your great... great... grandparents survived the asteroid impact and the mass extinction of the dinosaurs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2go57/if_you_go_back_millions_of_generations_through/ (Ad3quat3)
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Party for Two by Shania Twain in 2004: Slapper, fun, hell fuckin yeah.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2go2v/party_for_two_by_shania_twain_in_2004_slapper_fun/ ([deleted])
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Harry was kind of being a dick when he dumped a sack full of galleons into the fountain right in front of Mr Weasley

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2gnd4/harry_was_kind_of_being_a_dick_when_he_dumped_a/ (dedalusdiggle8)
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When the internet was still in it’s infancy, those “hot lonely singles in your area” ads must have fooled a lot of people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2gl8t/when_the_internet_was_still_in_its_infancy_those/ ([deleted])
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All 'Four elements' are actually oxygen. Soil is mostly oxygen, Water is mostly oxygen, Fire is caused by oxygen, and Air is mostly oxygen and nitrogen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2gkdp/all_four_elements_are_actually_oxygen_soil_is/ (PLutonium273)
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Fist fucker did the cat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2gil7/fist_fucker_did_the_cat/ ([deleted])
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Separated civilizations in movies speak the same language

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2gezz/separated_civilizations_in_movies_speak_the_same/ (Pooch_is_a_dog)
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“Nailed it” and “Screwed up” both use construction terminology but have completely different connotations

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ge4o/nailed_it_and_screwed_up_both_use_construction/ (SigmarcUT)
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These stimulus checks could double as a test of whether or not Universal Basic Income would work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ge0i/these_stimulus_checks_could_double_as_a_test_of/ (PM_ME_WITH_A_SMILE)
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There are probably no Car Washes in Arrakis even though they are badly needed with the desert climate and all the dust

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2gdex/there_are_probably_no_car_washes_in_arrakis_even/ (IRHABI313)
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There comes a certain age where it becomes less of a 'tragedy' when someone dies and more of a regular event that occurs with family and friends

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2gd0v/there_comes_a_certain_age_where_it_becomes_less/ (-Tasogare-)
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It doesn’t matter which pair of cheeks your talking about. Turn the other cheek still technically works

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2gczq/it_doesnt_matter_which_pair_of_cheeks_your/ (Fourthpants3031)
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We haven’t seen a YouTuber or any social media personality get old, from their 20s to 50s because of how young the platforms are relative to us. Therefore we have no idea how they will handle that and whether these people will get other jobs or how drastically their content will change.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2gb5i/we_havent_seen_a_youtuber_or_any_social_media/ (Ashy_Ketchup)
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Nobody will ever know what colour dinosaurs were

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2gb4j/nobody_will_ever_know_what_colour_dinosaurs_were/ (-noobmaster68-)
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Everyone in Ratatouille is so distracted by the rat that can cook that no one's asking any questions about the man who's limbs are controlled by his hair

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2gau0/everyone_in_ratatouille_is_so_distracted_by_the/ (Jimothy-Goldenface)
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talking shit is actually just talking the truth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ga7a/talking_shit_is_actually_just_talking_the_truth/ (EtotheTT)
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Considering how old Yoda was, it was really lucky Luke found him like a year before his death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ga0g/considering_how_old_yoda_was_it_was_really_lucky/ (balbobiggin)
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Rearranging Jeff Goldblum's iconic line "Life, uh, finds a way." makes an '80s movie in which he starred: "Flies, uh, find a way."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2g9ou/rearranging_jeff_goldblums_iconic_line_life_uh/ (Drix1942)
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People with double joints are slightly more evolved than people who don't have any.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2g8gz/people_with_double_joints_are_slightly_more/ (Fluffy_The_streetCat)
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Too many grown adults think their dreams can predict the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2g8bo/too_many_grown_adults_think_their_dreams_can/ (HighestHorse)
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Pokémon is anime magic dogfighting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2g7v6/pokémon_is_anime_magic_dogfighting/ (TheOldUnicorn)
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The dormitories in Hogwarts must be fucking disgusting; there's a bunch of dirty animals running around as everyone's allowed to bring a pet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2g6b4/the_dormitories_in_hogwarts_must_be_fucking/ ([deleted])
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Too many people think dreams have precognitive abilities.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2g5dv/too_many_people_think_dreams_have_precognitive/ ([deleted])
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We have all been world record holders of one record at some point and it was the youngest person alive even if it was for a few minutes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2g4s2/we_have_all_been_world_record_holders_of_one/ (sPiN-Aspect)
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Someone must have once thrown a pig off a cliff, just to see if it would fly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2g3p4/someone_must_have_once_thrown_a_pig_off_a_cliff/ (Sowansow)
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A person might not have ghosted you on a dating app, they couldve passed away

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2g39z/a_person_might_not_have_ghosted_you_on_a_dating/ (taylakiss)
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Hair. The only part of you that can once again become virgin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2g371/hair_the_only_part_of_you_that_can_once_again/ (Jacque_38)
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r/unpopularopinion was made on feb 14. and based on that, we can all guess what was the first post about.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2g36u/runpopularopinion_was_made_on_feb_14_and_based_on/ (Billy_The_Kidd)
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Strippers are also teleworking

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2g2ck/strippers_are_also_teleworking/ (Randiebobandie)
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It’s ok to eat a hotdog, but not a hot dog

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2g27r/its_ok_to_eat_a_hotdog_but_not_a_hot_dog/ (lmac102)
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Someone in the world probably goes by Master Bates

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2g098/someone_in_the_world_probably_goes_by_master_bates/ (McFreddieMercury)
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Children's movies and country music share the common theme of one or both of the subjects parents dying to initiate a triumph.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2fyq0/childrens_movies_and_country_music_share_the/ (RamblerTheGambler)
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Cutting boards make up a surprisingly high percentage of the dishes you do when you have a 2 year old

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2foxy/cutting_boards_make_up_a_surprisingly_high/ (mmbossman)
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The guys from stomp probably never had to hire a janitorial staff as they cleaned the stage in the show

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2fme8/the_guys_from_stomp_probably_never_had_to_hire_a/ (Ferretmayn)
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There are humane circuses that have replaced the animals with very convincing holograms, but nobody’s thought to implement that technology with Yu-Gi-Oh yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2flc2/there_are_humane_circuses_that_have_replaced_the/ (Sac_fo_dayz)
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Eyelids are little lips.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2fkh3/eyelids_are_little_lips/ (cubeincubes)
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Honestly speaking here the the title is probably proof that the the brain is flawed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2fjem/honestly_speaking_here_the_the_title_is_probably/ (ThatSocio)
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There’s a fungus that turns insects into zombies and forces them to climb up high to spread the fungus, so places like apartment buildings are probably riddled with insect corpses that have a fungus Literally growing out of them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2fhy0/theres_a_fungus_that_turns_insects_into_zombies/ (Ferretmayn)
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Obituaries are life’s daily high scores.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2fh7d/obituaries_are_lifes_daily_high_scores/ (Maxmakesthemillion)
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In the future we’ll be able to see people having sex from decades before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ffou/in_the_future_well_be_able_to_see_people_having/ (TripGalore)
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Simplification is probably the most complicated thing you learn during the grade you learn it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2feob/simplification_is_probably_the_most_complicated/ (DarkraiNightmare)
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Freerunners are the Speedrunners of Real Life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2febx/freerunners_are_the_speedrunners_of_real_life/ (Vorniy)
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Gum/mints must have thought we died

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2fe2u/gummints_must_have_thought_we_died/ (dbombdalion)
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The pink tax is starting to become irrelevant due to women no longer shaving their legs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2fdbm/the_pink_tax_is_starting_to_become_irrelevant_due/ (Lemonburn)
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When fishing, people on bank try to cast out as far as they can, while people in boats try to get the closest to the shore as possible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2fd8c/when_fishing_people_on_bank_try_to_cast_out_as/ (freak329)
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Lamps in videogames use real electricity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2fcvj/lamps_in_videogames_use_real_electricity/ (OhTcxic)
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Every day, at two moments, one in its morning and one in the evening, every spot on the equator receives as much sun as the north pole.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2fc0r/every_day_at_two_moments_one_in_its_morning_and/ (52MeowCat)
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On photoshopbattles, it’s not really much of a battle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2fbo4/on_photoshopbattles_its_not_really_much_of_a/ (Ow3nTh3waffle)
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You are walking around aimlessly with a goal in mind when you are looking for something

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2f7ui/you_are_walking_around_aimlessly_with_a_goal_in/ (Hytherefellowpeople)
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If humans could shed their skin (like snakes), we'd do some pretty messed up things with it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2f5ze/if_humans_could_shed_their_skin_like_snakes_wed/ (KnightstarK)
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If you sniff mid yawn you can sniff in through your ears

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2f5gt/if_you_sniff_mid_yawn_you_can_sniff_in_through/ (jujuthedragon)
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A dead thing is lifeless, so if a zombie dies its double the lifelessness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2f4yg/a_dead_thing_is_lifeless_so_if_a_zombie_dies_its/ (padamodin)
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Some person probably tried to follow a How to Basic video and got very confused.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2f1cp/some_person_probably_tried_to_follow_a_how_to/ (maxverstappenisbad)
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We grew up wanting to be Buzz and all ended up becoming Woody

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2f1b5/we_grew_up_wanting_to_be_buzz_and_all_ended_up/ (mrlamename)
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Our lives are a macrocosm of Plato's allegory of the cave. We are constantly learning new things and overcoming illusions that make life harder for us, and we can never go back to the way we used to be.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2eyb0/our_lives_are_a_macrocosm_of_platos_allegory_of/ (ilovecigars1974)
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Chances are if you drank "fresh water" it wasn't fresh

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ey8u/chances_are_if_you_drank_fresh_water_it_wasnt/ (Dont_-_Trust)
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We eat so that we can disintegrate slower than we integrate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2etcp/we_eat_so_that_we_can_disintegrate_slower_than_we/ (iki_kelime)
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Typing a whole paragraph without really thinking or looking at the keyboard seems normal, but reciting the whole keyboard beyond QWERTY seems impossible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2eryn/typing_a_whole_paragraph_without_really_thinking/ (peelmb)
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Pooping isn't a daily event. It's a permanent process. You actually just decide when to open the hatch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ervz/pooping_isnt_a_daily_event_its_a_permanent/ (wayzt)
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If you think about the beginning of everything, there are only two possibilities: either something has always existed or something came to be out of nothing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2eris/if_you_think_about_the_beginning_of_everything/ (grayish_friend)
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You can only see up to 3 sides of a cube at once

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2er9o/you_can_only_see_up_to_3_sides_of_a_cube_at_once/ (The_Memester_42069)
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If we start colonizing space, globalism could be the new nationalism

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2er6x/if_we_start_colonizing_space_globalism_could_be/ (fredso90)
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The spanish inquisition made more human sacrifices than the aztecs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2eqlc/the_spanish_inquisition_made_more_human/ (SSCharles)
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Archduke Ferdinand's death only accelerated the inevitable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ep56/archduke_ferdinands_death_only_accelerated_the/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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‪The statement "you deserve what's coming to you" can either sound like a threat or a compliment depending on the context. ‬

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2eo95/the_statement_you_deserve_whats_coming_to_you_can/ ([deleted])
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Rick and Morty is probably going to be more popular than Solar Opposites.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2eo80/rick_and_morty_is_probably_going_to_be_more/ (E-a-g-le)
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Death from choking on a cup of water fits the definition of drowning

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2enwi/death_from_choking_on_a_cup_of_water_fits_the/ (MrCrow05)
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If our civilization vanishes without a trace, in the future, plastics and styrofoam would make for some puzzling artefacts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2emvt/if_our_civilization_vanishes_without_a_trace_in/ (Somnys)
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If hell where to freeze over, no one would know about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2elfb/if_hell_where_to_freeze_over_no_one_would_know/ (fanhalo)
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There might be some invisible animals underwater capable of bending light and we might never find out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ejhv/there_might_be_some_invisible_animals_underwater/ (eden91)
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“Good afternoon” is used exclusively as a greeting and “Good night” is used exclusively as a farewell. However, “Good evening” could be both.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2egbr/good_afternoon_is_used_exclusively_as_a_greeting/ (ForktUtwTT)
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There are some real parallels between renewable energy and the bidet, likely with lobbying against both.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2eeru/there_are_some_real_parallels_between_renewable/ (mustardway)
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Because of cotton mouth, stoners are probably among the most hydrated people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ecb9/because_of_cotton_mouth_stoners_are_probably/ (jhev1)
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Mouthbreathers have no idea that nosebreathers find them repulsive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ea93/mouthbreathers_have_no_idea_that_nosebreathers/ ([deleted])
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Males who wear white t-shirts in the pool are attempting to conceal body issues, but the bright white shirt makes them More noticeable than not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2e9ed/males_who_wear_white_tshirts_in_the_pool_are/ (SSEiGuy)
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It must seem unfair to dogs that we relieve ourselves inside the house but they aren't allowed to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2e8xx/it_must_seem_unfair_to_dogs_that_we_relieve/ (Survalla)
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In the first LEGO Movie: they mispronounce “nail” when referring to the “polish of Nail” because that word doesn’t exist in their universe since everything just snaps together.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2e8iu/in_the_first_lego_movie_they_mispronounce_nail/ (washyoursheets)
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In mafia movies gangsters always whine over decisions to sell hard drugs then they all do it anyway.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2e8bm/in_mafia_movies_gangsters_always_whine_over/ (AnalRetentiveAnus)
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Your ancestors lived in every historical era.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2e3kz/your_ancestors_lived_in_every_historical_era/ (Breeze_in_the_Trees)
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MSN messenger was the beginning of the social media era.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2e2bo/msn_messenger_was_the_beginning_of_the_social/ (mustbelasttobefirst)
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Fish probably think they’re flying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2dz7g/fish_probably_think_theyre_flying/ (Becauseisaidsotoo)
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You're better off not knowing some things, but you doing know which things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2dy8z/youre_better_off_not_knowing_some_things_but_you/ ([deleted])
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Ultimately, a famine is an issue that solves itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2duhx/ultimately_a_famine_is_an_issue_that_solves_itself/ (Nazamroth)
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At one point recently there were exactly 7,777,777,777 people on earth, but nobody will ever know precisely when it happened.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2du69/at_one_point_recently_there_were_exactly/ (LastgenKeemstar)
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When bald people wash their face, how far up do they go

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ds7g/when_bald_people_wash_their_face_how_far_up_do/ ([deleted])
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The problem with the circle of life isn’t that we’re eating animals but by being buried in cemeteries, we’re not being eaten by plants.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2dovt/the_problem_with_the_circle_of_life_isnt_that/ (smplmn92)
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When you get your first pair of glasses, you can finally enjoy life on the ultra setting instead of fair

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2dof2/when_you_get_your_first_pair_of_glasses_you_can/ (Rexkwonwow)
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Sadly, your odds of winning the lottery are probably going up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2dn37/sadly_your_odds_of_winning_the_lottery_are/ (cameronsounds)
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Motorcycles don’t have reverse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2dlr0/motorcycles_dont_have_reverse/ (ivlark)
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If a girl let's you go from her ass to her mouth she is either super clean or super dirty

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2di49/if_a_girl_lets_you_go_from_her_ass_to_her_mouth/ (notoriouscardio)
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The world might have already ended, the life we are living might be our imagination

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2day7/the_world_might_have_already_ended_the_life_we/ (Miggy1234_)
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Historically speaking, the 'keys to the kingdom' are usually swords.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2d9eq/historically_speaking_the_keys_to_the_kingdom_are/ (Lemon_Lord1)
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If you have the ability to eat a ton of food, you can actually eat for free at some restaurants

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2d8dt/if_you_have_the_ability_to_eat_a_ton_of_food_you/ (The407Fiend)
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Fate is a butterfly effect of choices

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2d271/fate_is_a_butterfly_effect_of_choices/ (tyree8973)
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The economy of the whole world collapsed simply because people were forced to buy the absolute necessary.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2cw0l/the_economy_of_the_whole_world_collapsed_simply/ (InvincibleV)
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It’s okay to have a favourite colour of dog, but not a favourite colour of person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ctp1/its_okay_to_have_a_favourite_colour_of_dog_but/ (PatientParfait)
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Having all the world’s knowledge at our immediate fingertips has ironically made society more stupider.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2crwi/having_all_the_worlds_knowledge_at_our_immediate/ (SomethingSinful)
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There is probably a massive amount of forgotten tiny urls that are Rick Rolls

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2cqzv/there_is_probably_a_massive_amount_of_forgotten/ (Voorheesnumber1)
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We are lucky we don’t have to swallow air in gulps to survive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2cq8g/we_are_lucky_we_dont_have_to_swallow_air_in_gulps/ (Ebs707)
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Your teeth are a sneak preview to the one skeleton you could never see

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2cnh5/your_teeth_are_a_sneak_preview_to_the_one/ (LiterallyAhiru)
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When you cut a hole in fishnet stockings it has fewer holes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2cngo/when_you_cut_a_hole_in_fishnet_stockings_it_has/ (cilkmookies)
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Stop telling people your problems, because 20% don’t care, and 80% are glad you’re going through it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2cmsn/stop_telling_people_your_problems_because_20_dont/ ([deleted])
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Our unnoticeable leg movement can be converted and used as a source of power

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2clsa/our_unnoticeable_leg_movement_can_be_converted/ (bettershatter)
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If Adam and Eve were the first humans,then that makes us all inbreds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2clhz/if_adam_and_eve_were_the_first_humansthen_that/ (wonkaass)
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Alchemy as an early science led to modern-day Chemistry, which led to gas and crude oil refinery technology, also known as Black Gold.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2chpq/alchemy_as_an_early_science_led_to_modernday/ (mista_pista)
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The sentence "Back in the '20s" in 10 years will hit differently based on people's age.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2cdi6/the_sentence_back_in_the_20s_in_10_years_will_hit/ (Kaotich00)
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The Mandela Effect could be real and there really is no way of knowing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2cd1a/the_mandela_effect_could_be_real_and_there_really/ (Chaks93)
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We’re at a point where anybody getting any sort of haircut would stand out and be noticeable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ccxg/were_at_a_point_where_anybody_getting_any_sort_of/ (and_a_side_of_fries)
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Whenever multiple spaceships encounter each other in movies, they’re always lucky enough to be oriented the same way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ccbk/whenever_multiple_spaceships_encounter_each_other/ (Ravenae)
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When you open your eyes in the pool, your eyes might be touching what is a mixture of pee and chlorine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2cbtk/when_you_open_your_eyes_in_the_pool_your_eyes/ (Nooberoid)
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Humanity is an organization and history are the files we refer to run it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2cbta/humanity_is_an_organization_and_history_are_the/ (ohgirltsss)
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Eating buttered bread can be seen as weird, but eating toast with butter isn't.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2cajm/eating_buttered_bread_can_be_seen_as_weird_but/ (Roni-The-Fox)
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The vibe goes away when you know what's going to play next in your music playlist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2caec/the_vibe_goes_away_when_you_know_whats_going_to/ (UrMomaHola)
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We still haven't invented headphones for dogs that play music at their hearing range

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2c9uj/we_still_havent_invented_headphones_for_dogs_that/ (egg_on_my_spaghet)
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Your liver is opposite of you: The more work it has to do , the fatter it gets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2c90s/your_liver_is_opposite_of_you_the_more_work_it/ ([deleted])
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To animals, humans look like chemotherapy patients

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2c8zp/to_animals_humans_look_like_chemotherapy_patients/ (mesanewnickname)
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We are very trusting of handles on cups and mugs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2c69z/we_are_very_trusting_of_handles_on_cups_and_mugs/ (Pistolpete1983)
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if you water water, it grows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2c5ju/if_you_water_water_it_grows/ ([deleted])
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Singers must really hate their songs when they sing them on repeat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2c53w/singers_must_really_hate_their_songs_when_they/ (Mozgonus)
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Before smartphones were invented, people would waste up to 8 hours a day lazily sleeping in bed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2c2dr/before_smartphones_were_invented_people_would/ (SomethingSinful)
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No one would like tits without nipples

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2c2ac/no_one_would_like_tits_without_nipples/ (Tacticalnukefrombutt)
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Justin Bieber has said “ima tell you one time” to us billions of times.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2c11i/justin_bieber_has_said_ima_tell_you_one_time_to/ (unkindartist)
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One of the hardest 'mind traps' to escape is the thought that you'll die someday

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2c0uj/one_of_the_hardest_mind_traps_to_escape_is_the/ (HaasBeen3)
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If there were humans living in Antarctica we wouldnt know

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2bxp7/if_there_were_humans_living_in_antarctica_we/ (mepasoure)
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Actors must make great emotional/psychological abusers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2bv8g/actors_must_make_great_emotionalpsychological/ (egg_on_my_spaghet)
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It seems there is some universal law that the number of nicknames bestowed upon a dog grows by at least a factor of 2x annually.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2brzh/it_seems_there_is_some_universal_law_that_the/ (SomethingSinful)
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Humans are probably the only species that could kill an animal with a closed fist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2bq4m/humans_are_probably_the_only_species_that_could/ (shrek_is_lovelife)
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All men have had their dick inside their mother longer than any other man.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2bq0j/all_men_have_had_their_dick_inside_their_mother/ (pokey_bum_wannk)
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Saying "do not disturb" is the long way of asking to be turbed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2bppb/saying_do_not_disturb_is_the_long_way_of_asking/ (wholesome_cream)
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If only we could go back to worrying about second hand smoke.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2bn6s/if_only_we_could_go_back_to_worrying_about_second/ (SomethingSinful)
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We figure robots would dance poorly, but only a highly skilled dancer can dance convincingly like a robot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2bm41/we_figure_robots_would_dance_poorly_but_only_a/ (Zaku99)
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In 100 years only film nerds will watch and know about the Marvel Cinematic Universe films the same way film nerds watch the Universal monster film universe from the 1930s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2bly8/in_100_years_only_film_nerds_will_watch_and_know/ (LackadaisicalDream3r)
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If someones dies at the age of 100, his/her life was 3 billion seconds long

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2blqz/if_someones_dies_at_the_age_of_100_hisher_life/ ([deleted])
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maybe the moon is actually made of cheese but it’s been there so long it’s hardened enough to feel like rock

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2bkuj/maybe_the_moon_is_actually_made_of_cheese_but_its/ (AbSoLuTe_CI0wN)
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Every tech commercial boasting about latest High-Def Screen that you like proves that the screen on your present device is also admirable!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2bk8k/every_tech_commercial_boasting_about_latest/ ([deleted])
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The only reason we grow out of childhood fears like monsters and the dark is because we get real things to be scared of like taxes and dying alone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2bjz3/the_only_reason_we_grow_out_of_childhood_fears/ (ComeOnSans)
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When you look in the mirror you are actually looking at yourself slightly in the past.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2bhpz/when_you_look_in_the_mirror_you_are_actually/ (Narco_Star)
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The 2021 Oscar ceremony will have the longest 'In memoriam' segment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2bh4m/the_2021_oscar_ceremony_will_have_the_longest_in/ (Armybert)
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If we can see a galaxy 50 million light years away, a satellite can probably see what your reading on your phone...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2bg6v/if_we_can_see_a_galaxy_50_million_light_years/ ([deleted])
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You can tell how real a smile is by how long it takes to fade.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2bfrg/you_can_tell_how_real_a_smile_is_by_how_long_it/ (superhighraptor)
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We're becoming masked people going to banks and asking for money

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2be9q/were_becoming_masked_people_going_to_banks_and/ (manucho007)
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Those girls in porn going for fake job interviews thinking that they are gonna get a job ended up giving the interviewer a job

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2bc6z/those_girls_in_porn_going_for_fake_job_interviews/ (anondude2000s)
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There is an undetectable amount of photons that reflect off you and your surroundings but don't enter your retina, so our vision technically is darker compared to the actual world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2bbl6/there_is_an_undetectable_amount_of_photons_that/ (Thaumus___)
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All boxing movies have the same plot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2bbab/all_boxing_movies_have_the_same_plot/ ([deleted])
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Newborn Sleep Paradox; a parent to a newborn will lose more sleep worrying about if they can get some sleep before the baby wakes up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2bal9/newborn_sleep_paradox_a_parent_to_a_newborn_will/ (_tropical_tundra_)
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When brushing your teeth your tongue follows the tooth brush automatically

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2baae/when_brushing_your_teeth_your_tongue_follows_the/ (Monocresent)
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The people who put their bins out first, so we don't have to guess if it's recycling week or not are unsung heroes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2b8b1/the_people_who_put_their_bins_out_first_so_we/ (AltxAccountWilla)
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Once air travel restarts, we will probably for once get more leg room.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2b6ab/once_air_travel_restarts_we_will_probably_for/ (dfens2k2)
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In most superhero series, Earth is the only not magical planet, with people who are all normal, yet it’s always the one the villain targets and tries to take over.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2b5r2/in_most_superhero_series_earth_is_the_only_not/ (DilutedDarkness713)
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Puberty is humans way of auto updating

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2b5ll/puberty_is_humans_way_of_auto_updating/ (BeanyDabean)
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Every E in Mercedes Benz has a different pronunciation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2b4pi/every_e_in_mercedes_benz_has_a_different/ (Benneck123)
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Pollen is the result of flowers not being able to keep it in their plants.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2b13a/pollen_is_the_result_of_flowers_not_being_able_to/ (tktkguy)
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Butthole hair is useless and gives us no biological advantage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2axvn/butthole_hair_is_useless_and_gives_us_no/ (myjawbepoppinnnn)
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Maybe Queen Amidala (Padme) was so monotonous in the prequels so any look alike decoy could easily copy her voice and behaviour.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2axm3/maybe_queen_amidala_padme_was_so_monotonous_in/ (breego123)
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Shameless people do shameful things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2awb4/shameless_people_do_shameful_things/ (rocwriter)
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The reload speed of a bow is the same as it's fire rate (there's also charge rate)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2aw8p/the_reload_speed_of_a_bow_is_the_same_as_its_fire/ (-EJT-)
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In some years those Who lived without internet will be Hard to find.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2avio/in_some_years_those_who_lived_without_internet/ (bruh0_o)
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There is no tide in Animal Crossing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2au2h/there_is_no_tide_in_animal_crossing/ (TheBuffyMonster)
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Humans and penguins both show their love by giving their significant other a rock

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2atfx/humans_and_penguins_both_show_their_love_by/ (Newton215)
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Spiders survive by either being too scary/ dangerous or completely harmless/ tiny

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2arkp/spiders_survive_by_either_being_too_scary/ (--elvira--)
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In your gaming career, you’ve probably made one person break their controller or other items.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2aqwb/in_your_gaming_career_youve_probably_made_one/ (bunzinderimen)
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People often represent x as a math variable as opposed to an actual letter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2aq3y/people_often_represent_x_as_a_math_variable_as/ (official-G0D)
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Your first day on the earth was somebody's last day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2aprm/your_first_day_on_the_earth_was_somebodys_last_day/ (256Moin256)
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I’ve never seen a crane being built,they kinda just show up out of nowhere

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2apcm/ive_never_seen_a_crane_being_builtthey_kinda_just/ (official-G0D)
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Someone has the job of creating the patterns for all the tile and linoleum flooring.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2aocp/someone_has_the_job_of_creating_the_patterns_for/ (Thatguywritethere45)
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You’ve probably never seen a firework let off during the day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ao9i/youve_probably_never_seen_a_firework_let_off/ (CrimsonCario)
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Prostitutes and hitmen both get paid to take people out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2anyj/prostitutes_and_hitmen_both_get_paid_to_take/ (billcage32)
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If Greek Myth was made to explain the unexplained, then sea foam is, in canon, Cronus' jizz.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2al7q/if_greek_myth_was_made_to_explain_the_unexplained/ (Unusualcoals)
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Candace could have just took a picture to bust Phinease and Ferb

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2akkf/candace_could_have_just_took_a_picture_to_bust/ (Popular_Chapter)
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Maybe the reason why your parents think you're beautiful is because you sort of resemble the people they are attracted to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2aiex/maybe_the_reason_why_your_parents_think_youre/ ([deleted])
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The stronger your arms get, the more effective they become as pillows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ahzl/the_stronger_your_arms_get_the_more_effective/ (BoredH2)
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Vampires would naturally single out women on their period.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2aeq2/vampires_would_naturally_single_out_women_on/ (lustbust)
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We’re lucky that bird poo isn’t the same as cat or dog poo

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2ab7c/were_lucky_that_bird_poo_isnt_the_same_as_cat_or/ (jerryattrix)
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Some people are way too concerned with convincing themselves they’re grown up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2a9c5/some_people_are_way_too_concerned_with_convincing/ ([deleted])
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There is no such thing as a permanent marker when you’re a chemist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2a917/there_is_no_such_thing_as_a_permanent_marker_when/ (djrypod)
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Some men have natural contouring

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2a8su/some_men_have_natural_contouring/ (aniar00)
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If we had smaller arms, masturbation wouldn't be as easy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2a83d/if_we_had_smaller_arms_masturbation_wouldnt_be_as/ (avi_5194)
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Elephants could actually win beauty pageants, if they’d start using better skin moisturizers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2a7a1/elephants_could_actually_win_beauty_pageants_if/ (theargylefox)
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In schools,kids are grouped by date of manufacture.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2a6yt/in_schoolskids_are_grouped_by_date_of_manufacture/ ([deleted])
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Sleep doesn't help if it is your soul that's tired.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2a6gm/sleep_doesnt_help_if_it_is_your_soul_thats_tired/ ([deleted])
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The selfie we don't upload is what we really look like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2a694/the_selfie_we_dont_upload_is_what_we_really_look/ ([deleted])
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There's actually more electricity during blackouts since none of it are used.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2a5so/theres_actually_more_electricity_during_blackouts/ ([deleted])
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Being told “I hate you” doesn’t hurt as bad as being told “I don’t love you”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2a5q9/being_told_i_hate_you_doesnt_hurt_as_bad_as_being/ (cyclopropagative)
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Every mirror you buy is technically in used condition.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2a4jt/every_mirror_you_buy_is_technically_in_used/ (YutaYutaO)
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If you water water it grows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2a45p/if_you_water_water_it_grows/ ([deleted])
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Apples come in 3 different colours and none of them is the colour of apple juice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g29zas/apples_come_in_3_different_colours_and_none_of/ (Dinosaur_from_1998)
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The Jamaican singer Sean Paul probably has to frequently explain to people that he's not related to Jake and Logan Paul.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g29uph/the_jamaican_singer_sean_paul_probably_has_to/ (HeartExalted)
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If you cook diced tomatoes onions and garlic you have pasta sauce, if you don't cook it you have salsa.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g29tvx/if_you_cook_diced_tomatoes_onions_and_garlic_you/ (stevezease)
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Bird armpits (wingpits?) must get awful sweaty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g29te8/bird_armpits_wingpits_must_get_awful_sweaty/ (InukChinook)
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It's a damn shame that people are missing out on our far-more-attractice, mirror reflected versions of ourselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g29sr2/its_a_damn_shame_that_people_are_missing_out_on/ (Thepokerguru)
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People always want holy water but why not use holy ice, it lasts longer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g29sdz/people_always_want_holy_water_but_why_not_use/ (TT999LAZAR)
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The fat acceptance movement is the only movement without movement

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g29rld/the_fat_acceptance_movement_is_the_only_movement/ (Alin90630)
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maybe scary creatures and monsters are bad and dangerous because we never tried to make friends with them in the first place

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g29qtg/maybe_scary_creatures_and_monsters_are_bad_and/ (gonZAA24)
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You can shift which eye you're using dominantly with a little mental effort.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g29psi/you_can_shift_which_eye_youre_using_dominantly/ (GT_Knight)
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Something differn’t is the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g29pbp/something_differnt_is_the_same/ (AranSkye02)
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When we go to sleep, we are in an alternate world where none of your choices matter, and then once you wake up that alternate world is simply destroyed forever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g29ne1/when_we_go_to_sleep_we_are_in_an_alternate_world/ (Popcorn11111111)
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We like GIFs more than videos because it makes us feel safer knowing that other people won’t know what we’re watching by hearing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g29mrl/we_like_gifs_more_than_videos_because_it_makes_us/ (seimc)
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Putin must really love his job if he is willing to do it for the rest of his life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g29mgo/putin_must_really_love_his_job_if_he_is_willing/ (doc_suede)
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If we could all invest our $1200 in the stock market it would go up and we would all make more money.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g29m6i/if_we_could_all_invest_our_1200_in_the_stock/ (lilpinkhouse4nobody)
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Hitting send on a text when you can see that the recipient is typing is the texting version of interrupting someone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g29hjo/hitting_send_on_a_text_when_you_can_see_that_the/ (cutthecordero)
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Life being hard is often confused for it being unenjoyable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g29g8a/life_being_hard_is_often_confused_for_it_being/ (Anomalys-Wrath)
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When we’re sleeping, we’re actually listening to John Cage’s 4’ 33” on loop.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g29fxj/when_were_sleeping_were_actually_listening_to/ (Puffy_boi)
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The idea that Dinosaurs had feathers instead of reptile skin.. it doesn’t make them any less terrifying to me.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g29ei5/the_idea_that_dinosaurs_had_feathers_instead_of/ (AgtBurtMacklin)
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People could google a lot of questions, but then that would require researching which takes more effort and energy than you want to give a lot of times especially if it's something you're only half interested in, but just asking someone is easier because maybe someone will know the answer right away

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g29cec/people_could_google_a_lot_of_questions_but_then/ (rapunzelsasshair)
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Poor cats must wonder why carbonated drinks randomly shout, "Fuck Off!" when opened.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g29bnn/poor_cats_must_wonder_why_carbonated_drinks/ (shanel39)
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Going forward, calling out from work will probably have a whole new level of complexity before you can come back.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g299hk/going_forward_calling_out_from_work_will_probably/ (MookieV)
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Kids love birthday parties because they get presents but adults love birthday parties because they get to see friends

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g299cy/kids_love_birthday_parties_because_they_get/ (yorkyporky123)
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Most plastic actually isn't very plastic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g296t1/most_plastic_actually_isnt_very_plastic/ (lmbdrumm)
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theoretical physicists can answer most of the child's infinite "why?" questions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g295ze/theoretical_physicists_can_answer_most_of_the/ (Askyourdaughter)
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It must be awkward to be that 1 out of 10 dentists that doesn’t recommend that toothpaste

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g295nz/it_must_be_awkward_to_be_that_1_out_of_10/ (Frendlydood)
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Opposite day wouldn't be that entertaining because everyone would die instantly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g293vg/opposite_day_wouldnt_be_that_entertaining_because/ (walnutssandmore)
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The world hasn’t been the same since Harambe passed away

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g293bf/the_world_hasnt_been_the_same_since_harambe/ (Kiyos)
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Girlfriend must be Eskimo cuz she don't want nunuvat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2936v/girlfriend_must_be_eskimo_cuz_she_dont_want/ (skallywaag)
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Super powerful historical figures are often played by unknown actors in movies and get little to no real attention despite playing extremely powerful people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g291ux/super_powerful_historical_figures_are_often/ (jallirancher)
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The next decision you make will result in a chain reaction that will inevitably lead to your death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g290yj/the_next_decision_you_make_will_result_in_a_chain/ (official-G0D)
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If you water water, it techinically grows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g28z4l/if_you_water_water_it_techinically_grows/ (ZeRealBC45)
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Jeff Bezos could bail out the USPS and probably benefit from it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g28yjc/jeff_bezos_could_bail_out_the_usps_and_probably/ (Sammyjz11a)
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If somebody would invent a snack food that's as silent to eat as it is delicious they'd make a bazillion dollars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g28xzj/if_somebody_would_invent_a_snack_food_thats_as/ (Deez_Noix)
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The ratio of testicles on earth to people is slightly less than one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g28wb7/the_ratio_of_testicles_on_earth_to_people_is/ (SongsOfLightAndDark)
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I'd probably buy more from businesses if they were upfront about their prices, instead of not listing them in ads/online

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g28utr/id_probably_buy_more_from_businesses_if_they_were/ (ShadowDragonMan)
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You don't know if you're immortal until you die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g28uf7/you_dont_know_if_youre_immortal_until_you_die/ (Drepicpants)
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So even if you are drinking over Zoom, you are still in you house drinking alone so it makes no difference. Feel free to drink alone whenever you want to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g28ucs/so_even_if_you_are_drinking_over_zoom_you_are/ (WildInjury)
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Everything on earth is eating the sun.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g28tx2/everything_on_earth_is_eating_the_sun/ (GingkathFox)
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Chihuahuas are the wasps of dogs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g28swf/chihuahuas_are_the_wasps_of_dogs/ (Marshma11owOver1ord)
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There's never been an easier way to find out where someone lives then by friending them on Strava :/

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g28p26/theres_never_been_an_easier_way_to_find_out_where/ (Your_mortal_enemy)
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Get it together, bread ties

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g28oye/get_it_together_bread_ties/ (rambleswithafist2)
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Lips are really weird. They're oddly colored and shaped flesh surrounding an orifice on the sensory and neural headquarters of the body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g28oes/lips_are_really_weird_theyre_oddly_colored_and/ (Generation-Tech)
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Wearing white is asserting dominance by showing people you aren’t a messy person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g28naz/wearing_white_is_asserting_dominance_by_showing/ (ThesSpicyPepper)
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Some streamers may have hear more TTS speech than actual human speech

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g28m5j/some_streamers_may_have_hear_more_tts_speech_than/ (JJMole06)
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Almost every show,movie,tv,anime that has the “Who am I, what am I?” Memory loss trope, they forget everything except language.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g28l7s/almost_every_showmovietvanime_that_has_the_who_am/ (scemoscoom)
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Il n'est pas certain que tout soit incertain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g28kv3/il_nest_pas_certain_que_tout_soit_incertain/ (David_Diron)
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If white is all the colors and black is the absence of color. Then the task of coloring in coloring books isn't filling the blanks with colors, rather blocking certain light from emitting colors using light blockers a.k.a. crayons

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g28kn3/if_white_is_all_the_colors_and_black_is_the/ (Mecha_tech)
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2 idiots is technically smarter than 1 idiot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g28jok/2_idiots_is_technically_smarter_than_1_idiot/ (Meme_Lettuce45)
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If earth is a girl then she's always wet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g28iyd/if_earth_is_a_girl_then_shes_always_wet/ (sriramempire)
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We tend to admire what we really don't understand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g28i8s/we_tend_to_admire_what_we_really_dont_understand/ (David_Diron)
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judging by their camo, dalmations must be a dairy dog

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g28gpr/judging_by_their_camo_dalmations_must_be_a_dairy/ (skallywaag)
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You can cosplay as IRL Zombie if you cycle Krokodil and Flakka properly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g28gl9/you_can_cosplay_as_irl_zombie_if_you_cycle/ (psineur)
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People wish they learned another language as a baby because it's supposed to be easier then, but it took 10+ years to master their first language

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g28egm/people_wish_they_learned_another_language_as_a/ ([deleted])
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Small creatures are adorable as a survival instinct to keep humans from eating them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g28b09/small_creatures_are_adorable_as_a_survival/ (insanoshaman)
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"Young boy" conveys a significantly younger image than "young girl"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g288bv/young_boy_conveys_a_significantly_younger_image/ ([deleted])
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Why do people say “tuna fish”, when don’t say “beef mammal” or “chicken bird”?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g285vm/why_do_people_say_tuna_fish_when_dont_say_beef/ (AnthonyisClueless)
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You technically can't be sure if you're immortal or not

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g284hb/you_technically_cant_be_sure_if_youre_immortal_or/ (Nintendant42)
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If cheerleaders decided not to perform during a game, no one would notice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g284gg/if_cheerleaders_decided_not_to_perform_during_a/ (JaySeanDerulo)
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There is that popular argument that dogs are better than cats. But calling someone a "dog" is typically used negatively, implying they are sly, sneaky and deceptive while calling someone a "cool cat" is positive implying they are cool, hip and fun.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g28485/there_is_that_popular_argument_that_dogs_are/ (nikkiemo)
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Being paranoid with eye floaters probably accounts for 90% of all ghost sightings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2825a/being_paranoid_with_eye_floaters_probably/ (rapunzelsasshair)
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You know you would scroll down the video if it gets blur

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g281vi/you_know_you_would_scroll_down_the_video_if_it/ ([deleted])
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History class will only get harder

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g281gb/history_class_will_only_get_harder/ (Matthew52897)
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Someone who tries to stop you from giving a speech is your speech impediment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2814o/someone_who_tries_to_stop_you_from_giving_a/ (nw_hippy)
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Women don’t need to wear bras in outer space.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g280on/women_dont_need_to_wear_bras_in_outer_space/ (jasong850)
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Birthday sex is celebrating your parents having sex

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g280hm/birthday_sex_is_celebrating_your_parents_having/ ([deleted])
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It’s awesome when you find out someone has the same type of plates, bowls, or silverware as you causing a sense of nostalgia and an interesting conversation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2800m/its_awesome_when_you_find_out_someone_has_the/ (Epicbaconx4)
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There are more nipples in the world than people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g28006/there_are_more_nipples_in_the_world_than_people/ (Banjo_boyo)
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In the walking dead there is most likely no zombie movies or shows that have ever been made in that world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g27vtb/in_the_walking_dead_there_is_most_likely_no/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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Our reality is probably in it's pre-alpha stage of development

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g27vi9/our_reality_is_probably_in_its_prealpha_stage_of/ (WhaleBoi3000)
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You’re fooling no one when taking a 15 minute nap, then walking out of your room wearing only one sock.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g27uff/youre_fooling_no_one_when_taking_a_15_minute_nap/ (nimo01)
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it would probably be easy to make fake movie trailer for a horror movie version oh joe exotic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g27tdu/it_would_probably_be_easy_to_make_fake_movie/ (nosliw_rm)
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Your ancestors probably said loads of reprehensible things that were fair for their day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g27r6y/your_ancestors_probably_said_loads_of/ (kingfez)
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We have all kicked a pregnant lady

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g27q3g/we_have_all_kicked_a_pregnant_lady/ (shrek_baby_yoda)
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A World History class gets harder each year you decide not to take it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g27pql/a_world_history_class_gets_harder_each_year_you/ ([deleted])
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Emotional abuse is often much worse than physical abuse and sneakily leaves no visual trace or scar.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g27pdi/emotional_abuse_is_often_much_worse_than_physical/ (KittyWinterWhiteFoot)
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The more popular something is, the more likely it is that someone doesn't like it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g27p9f/the_more_popular_something_is_the_more_likely_it/ (BlastingFern134)
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No group of humans in recorded history has had to remember as many passwords as we have.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g27p37/no_group_of_humans_in_recorded_history_has_had_to/ (placenta_sandwich)
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As unflattering as your life may be it may be mindblowing to someone 100 years ago.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g27oyx/as_unflattering_as_your_life_may_be_it_may_be/ (Mango_Juice_3611)
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Pirate captains probably have parrots on their shoulder to make their posture better.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g27ofk/pirate_captains_probably_have_parrots_on_their/ (Username17_)
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Being born in 1900 was less than ideal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g27o8u/being_born_in_1900_was_less_than_ideal/ (nojoballcrypto)
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The inside of our bodies is actually pretty noisy, fill of thumping and gurgling, but our ears are perfectly designed so we don't hear any of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g27nke/the_inside_of_our_bodies_is_actually_pretty_noisy/ (eklectic_panda)
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We just broke the world record for most sleepovers in one night.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g27lfe/we_just_broke_the_world_record_for_most/ (Polkad_t)
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Getting into an argument with someone who’s a therapist is enough to need therapy for.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g27l2j/getting_into_an_argument_with_someone_whos_a/ ([deleted])
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Mimics evolved to look like chests in fantasy worlds then why don’t they just make chest look different

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g27je4/mimics_evolved_to_look_like_chests_in_fantasy/ (bobert6209)
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The ultimate goal of being comfortable is to be comfortable enough to fall asleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g27iuz/the_ultimate_goal_of_being_comfortable_is_to_be/ (g4zelle)
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Tik Tok is the new Vine to normies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g27ihq/tik_tok_is_the_new_vine_to_normies/ (tom_is_the_bomb)
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The assassination of archduke Ferdinand has indirectly lead to almost every memorable event of the past century

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g27ice/the_assassination_of_archduke_ferdinand_has/ (The-Pokester)
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A lot of people are becoming chefs lately

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g27i4t/a_lot_of_people_are_becoming_chefs_lately/ (RodnyrUwU)
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The part after you get the hiccups where you want to hiccup but can’t is worse then actually having them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g27hx7/the_part_after_you_get_the_hiccups_where_you_want/ (Lights-On-Bitch)
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There's probably a bunch of billionaires that are active trolls online.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g27hoo/theres_probably_a_bunch_of_billionaires_that_are/ (madeofchemicals)
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When you wake up you stop existing in the world of your dreams, i.e. you die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g27gkn/when_you_wake_up_you_stop_existing_in_the_world/ (roboq6)
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If we were 4520 light years away from earth, we could observe how the pyramids were built

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g27fmt/if_we_were_4520_light_years_away_from_earth_we/ ([deleted])
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Bears having sex is a real-life Build a Bear Workshop.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g27e55/bears_having_sex_is_a_reallife_build_a_bear/ ([deleted])
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The predominance of digital clocks has taken away the satisfaction of seeing times like 12oclock, 315, 630, and 945 on analog clocks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g27d0w/the_predominance_of_digital_clocks_has_taken_away/ (Shortafinger)
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Assassin's Creed series has made more people interested in history than the majority of history teachers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g27bwl/assassins_creed_series_has_made_more_people/ (Mister_Pain)
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You can't be heartbroken if you don't have a heart.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g27ai4/you_cant_be_heartbroken_if_you_dont_have_a_heart/ (theawesomedude646)
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"I really couldn't tell" is both the kindest and worst thing to tell someone who's trans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g274rt/i_really_couldnt_tell_is_both_the_kindest_and/ (showyerbewbs)
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You do not really hear anyone recently naming their newborn daughters Donna.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g273pj/you_do_not_really_hear_anyone_recently_naming/ (Jndst21)
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Getting a 0% on a test is as impressive as getting a 100%.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g272n3/getting_a_0_on_a_test_is_as_impressive_as_getting/ (SAPPER00)
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If humans were not conscious of death, human life could be potentially more freeing, more risky, and less stressful.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2715h/if_humans_were_not_conscious_of_death_human_life/ (Voldylock)
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Any salad with a mayonnaise based dressing is technically a Cobb salad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g270q0/any_salad_with_a_mayonnaise_based_dressing_is/ (Monkeybolo4231)
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The next “Great British Bake Off” is going to have the deepest contestant pool ever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g26ztm/the_next_great_british_bake_off_is_going_to_have/ (acvdk)
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You can window shop in person and online

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g26zam/you_can_window_shop_in_person_and_online/ (L0ading---)
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Removing food that an ant was nearby would make it look like a liar to it’s colony

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g26y5o/removing_food_that_an_ant_was_nearby_would_make/ (PatientParfait)
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There’s not a gender neutral title for niece/nephew or aunt/uncle in the way there is “sibling” or “parent”. Similarly, there’s no gendered titles for “cousin”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g26xhv/theres_not_a_gender_neutral_title_for_niecenephew/ (444sh)
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The reason why 6 is the only number afraid to 7 is that it is the only number identical to 9

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g26ve4/the_reason_why_6_is_the_only_number_afraid_to_7/ (portraitsman)
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Life is one memory

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g26ux6/life_is_one_memory/ (Visvire)
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There were fans of Game of Thrones who had the fortune of dying before the final season

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g26tgf/there_were_fans_of_game_of_thrones_who_had_the/ (taco_whisperer)
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Technically you learn new information every hour

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g26sls/technically_you_learn_new_information_every_hour/ (Digital_Individual)
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Changing lanes without the tires hitting the raised pavement markers is some Jedi trickery

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g26oux/changing_lanes_without_the_tires_hitting_the/ (nothebestpersontoask)
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Instead of yelling “hello” when you think a intruder is in your house since that’s a inviting message yell “goodbye” so he will leave.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g26nrt/instead_of_yelling_hello_when_you_think_a/ (sovietdumpling)
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The massive radioactive, flaming ball of death in the center of our solar system is the only reason we're alive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g26nb9/the_massive_radioactive_flaming_ball_of_death_in/ (CronosTheBarbarian)
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Animals are often more advanced than humans give them credit for yet are looked down due to the fact that humanity bases it’s worth on permanent cities

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g26ltx/animals_are_often_more_advanced_than_humans_give/ ([deleted])
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There are more butt cheeks than there are people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g26kld/there_are_more_butt_cheeks_than_there_are_people/ (TT999LAZAR)
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If parallel lines meet at the point of infinity, parallel universes would meet together as well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g26ixj/if_parallel_lines_meet_at_the_point_of_infinity/ (MetaEnola_Gay)
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The word ‘underwear’ would make more sense phonetically if it was written ‘wearunder’

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g26gj7/the_word_underwear_would_make_more_sense/ (SwordOfSierra)
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Coders count lines of code but also use blank lines to space out and organize everything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g26fwv/coders_count_lines_of_code_but_also_use_blank/ (riphitter)
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The more well done you cook pasta the less well done it is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g26fej/the_more_well_done_you_cook_pasta_the_less_well/ (rIdontGetReddit)
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If you live in the same house for more than 150 years, then you know it’s haunted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g26f6q/if_you_live_in_the_same_house_for_more_than_150/ (Gary_October)
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Eminem's concert is the only concert where the audience cannot sing along.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g26cr8/eminems_concert_is_the_only_concert_where_the/ ([deleted])
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The most unfunniest thing that can make you laugh are tickles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g26clf/the_most_unfunniest_thing_that_can_make_you_laugh/ (Knightrider2021)
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It’s good to stay positive and test negative

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g26a5y/its_good_to_stay_positive_and_test_negative/ (hutimuti)
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There's such a thing as dog food, but not dog juice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g269ya/theres_such_a_thing_as_dog_food_but_not_dog_juice/ (Richard__Cranium)
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Your parents used to scold you for losing your stuff yet they lost you at the mall.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g269j3/your_parents_used_to_scold_you_for_losing_your/ (SoyUnFracaso)
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The idea of simulating real life in The Sims doesn't seem like such a strange idea anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g268g9/the_idea_of_simulating_real_life_in_the_sims/ (timspeciale)
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Quantum computers are the successors to standard PC's, making them PC 2

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2689j/quantum_computers_are_the_successors_to_standard/ (NotTacticalNoob)
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It’s weird that antibiotics and probiotics are both beneficial for your body

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2669f/its_weird_that_antibiotics_and_probiotics_are/ (hoodiee)
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There are more pinky toes than people in the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2660k/there_are_more_pinky_toes_than_people_in_the_world/ (TT999LAZAR)
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There is a chance that you are immortal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g264do/there_is_a_chance_that_you_are_immortal/ (dawnson47)
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If you look at the average IQ, 50% of people are dumber than that.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g264b9/if_you_look_at_the_average_iq_50_of_people_are/ (Voxesness)
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There's a lot of people in their late 30s have been playing video games for over 30 years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g26436/theres_a_lot_of_people_in_their_late_30s_have/ (bobbydigital_ftw)
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Pinocchio could’ve told people his nose grew when he told the truth and nobody would know

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g263xq/pinocchio_couldve_told_people_his_nose_grew_when/ ([deleted])
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The older you get the more you realize adults can be very childlike.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2638l/the_older_you_get_the_more_you_realize_adults_can/ (ausinater)
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We’re all ambidextrous at clipping fingernails

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g261r2/were_all_ambidextrous_at_clipping_fingernails/ (FeatherlessBiped88)
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The higher the rank on the bottle of rum, the less it seems to cost and the lower quality it seems to be. Admiral Nelson is less expensive than Captain Morgan and Sailor Jerry is the most expensive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2610s/the_higher_the_rank_on_the_bottle_of_rum_the_less/ (Jeheh)
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Media only pushes famous people that don't question authority.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g25zzu/media_only_pushes_famous_people_that_dont/ (TheBrotherhoods)
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People who work in waste management talk trash every day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g25yiu/people_who_work_in_waste_management_talk_trash/ (JeopardyGreen)
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The number of spider-related injuries probably went up after Spider-Man was released.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g25xrq/the_number_of_spiderrelated_injuries_probably/ (MansNotHot772)
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Animals that eat their prey whole will shit out their prey's shit too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g25x8f/animals_that_eat_their_prey_whole_will_shit_out/ (Try_anothr_username)
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People aren’t in space,they’re outside Earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g25wi3/people_arent_in_spacetheyre_outside_earth/ (TheGreatFlapjack)
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All of the world's redundant Cruise Liners are going to make some pretty cool artificial reefs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g25v8g/all_of_the_worlds_redundant_cruise_liners_are/ (bolax)
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A two dimension object is impossible to conceive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g25uvq/a_two_dimension_object_is_impossible_to_conceive/ (SparkyTheGOAT91)
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“Untitled” is a title

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g25uou/untitled_is_a_title/ ([deleted])
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If there was a large exposed red button placed in the middle of a large public area, there's nothing you can possibly do to stop that one person from pressing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g25twc/if_there_was_a_large_exposed_red_button_placed_in/ (SWAT__ATTACK)
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Since valve created sfm they are responsible for the existence of a good amount of pornos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g25rpz/since_valve_created_sfm_they_are_responsible_for/ (guitcho)
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Mona Lisa is more famous than Kim Kardashian.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g25qrn/mona_lisa_is_more_famous_than_kim_kardashian/ ([deleted])
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Archeologists are just grave robbers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g25qls/archeologists_are_just_grave_robbers/ (that-one-guy420)
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Walls Are Mostly Just Sideways Floors, Think About That!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g25q97/walls_are_mostly_just_sideways_floors_think_about/ (daniel69301484)
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No matter how hard you jiggle that last drop always goes into your pants

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g25q0n/no_matter_how_hard_you_jiggle_that_last_drop/ (OtherwiseLeader7)
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Marvel comics were for manchildren but Marvel movies are for actual childrens

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g25pxr/marvel_comics_were_for_manchildren_but_marvel/ (efraR)
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Grocery stores with significantly reduced hours seeing higher than usual customer volume, just puts more people in contact with each other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g25pqt/grocery_stores_with_significantly_reduced_hours/ (Drew_Evan)
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It’s seriously someone’s job to do the voice overs for anime porn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g25pba/its_seriously_someones_job_to_do_the_voice_overs/ (JurassicPark-fan-190)
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Everyone’s sleep schedule is so fucked up, soon we’ll start seeing ”who up?” On Snapchat at 3pm

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g25p9o/everyones_sleep_schedule_is_so_fucked_up_soon/ (Lochym)
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Archeologists are just Grave robbers with a fancy name

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g25p85/archeologists_are_just_grave_robbers_with_a_fancy/ (that-one-guy420)
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dictionaries are word salad but people can’t eat it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g25p4o/dictionaries_are_word_salad_but_people_cant_eat_it/ (the-eternal)
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Somewhere someone out there got hit with an overdraft fee right before the stimulus check kicked in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g25p2b/somewhere_someone_out_there_got_hit_with_an/ (Itachi96)
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As a child, you were carried around regularly. One day you were put down, and never picked up again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g25opy/as_a_child_you_were_carried_around_regularly_one/ (doyley27)
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Before Post Malone got famous, he could have gone by Pre Malone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g25nrf/before_post_malone_got_famous_he_could_have_gone/ (Getete)
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Kids who bragged about having the edgiest stuff also had parents who cared about them the least.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g25n6f/kids_who_bragged_about_having_the_edgiest_stuff/ (Manta__)
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You have millions of dead brothers and sisters because of your dad's sperm

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g25mkb/you_have_millions_of_dead_brothers_and_sisters/ ([deleted])
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The economy can only collapse if we agree with the currency used for “trade.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g25kls/the_economy_can_only_collapse_if_we_agree_with/ (bauerboo86)
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Humans consider themselves the kings of Earth but could easily die on just over 70% of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g25k66/humans_consider_themselves_the_kings_of_earth_but/ (TooHardToFindName)
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Playing super hero video games on an easy difficulty is more realistic to their portayed strength in movies and tv shows then playing on hard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g25hrh/playing_super_hero_video_games_on_an_easy/ (RonSwanson710)
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All the Cruise Liners that are going to become redundant could be used to house the homeless around the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g25hb4/all_the_cruise_liners_that_are_going_to_become/ (bolax)
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Bruce Willis would have made a good Batman.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g25gp2/bruce_willis_would_have_made_a_good_batman/ (sgttedsworth)
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A $2 steak gets tougher every year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g25e5w/a_2_steak_gets_tougher_every_year/ (Mel1764)
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If Flash wore a pedometer, it would most likely break

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g25ckp/if_flash_wore_a_pedometer_it_would_most_likely/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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Technically if a person made a life sacrifice they wouldn’t know if it was worth it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g25c6x/technically_if_a_person_made_a_life_sacrifice/ (KindStrangerOnReddit)
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No one on television or in the movies ever sneezes unless it is a plot device

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g25c22/no_one_on_television_or_in_the_movies_ever/ (bugzrrad)
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You can tell who likes dogs by observing their petting technique. An adult dog owner will have advanced swirl techniques etc

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g25bnb/you_can_tell_who_likes_dogs_by_observing_their/ (eluntyx)
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When a human makes a mistake, they're only human. When a robot/AI makes a mistake, it's because they're not humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g25bjw/when_a_human_makes_a_mistake_theyre_only_human/ (Lollygal233)
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We stare at small screens all day talking to people via zoom and stare a bigger screens at night to see when we can stop talking to people via zoom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g259yw/we_stare_at_small_screens_all_day_talking_to/ (Wow_Unique_Username)
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Never before have so many people felt simultaneously alone together

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g259lt/never_before_have_so_many_people_felt/ (taffiest)
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If size really does matter then we are selective breeding for big dicks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2597l/if_size_really_does_matter_then_we_are_selective/ (MSPaintIsBetter)
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People who are trained in detecting deception from other people probably never enjoy watching movies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g256z0/people_who_are_trained_in_detecting_deception/ ([deleted])
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There may very well be a generation where the bell curve triggers memories of these times.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g256hg/there_may_very_well_be_a_generation_where_the/ (Wow_Unique_Username)
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In GTA: 5 real life minutes are hours in game meaning the three minute songs on the in game radio are hours long in the GTA universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g256ci/in_gta_5_real_life_minutes_are_hours_in_game/ (bigusdickus475)
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We hear about societies of ancient peoples suddenly disappearing without a trace. We're taught sacrificial rituals were a normal part of their world. But what if they disappeared because the common people woke up to the elites killing their babies and attempted to rise up against them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g255fc/we_hear_about_societies_of_ancient_peoples/ (trashponder)
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We hear about societies of ancient peoples suddenly disappearing without a trace. We're taught sacrificial rituals were a normal part of their world. But what if they disappeared because the common people woke up to the elites killing their babies and attempted to rise up against them?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g254pv/we_hear_about_societies_of_ancient_peoples/ (trashponder)
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The speed limit is not what a sign says. It's what you can get away with until law enforcement stops you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g253di/the_speed_limit_is_not_what_a_sign_says_its_what/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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People can wear masks into banks nowadays and no one will question them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g250ve/people_can_wear_masks_into_banks_nowadays_and_no/ (htyne)
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We are collectively growing more hair than ever before

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g250va/we_are_collectively_growing_more_hair_than_ever/ (vladval)
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Joe Exotic is the gay Kid Rock.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2503d/joe_exotic_is_the_gay_kid_rock/ (junkmail0178)
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Those professional dancing pallbearers practice with an empty coffin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g24yxy/those_professional_dancing_pallbearers_practice/ (postedUpOnTheBlock)
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Somewhere out there in the world someone is fapping with you in complete sync during your sessions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g24ybb/somewhere_out_there_in_the_world_someone_is/ (Ihaveabigschlong)
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The Beatles' "Ob-la-di Ob-la-da" has to be the first mainstream use of "bruh".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g24y83/the_beatles_obladi_oblada_has_to_be_the_first/ ([deleted])
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Pregant woman are power suits for babies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g24x1n/pregant_woman_are_power_suits_for_babies/ (snorting_anthrax)
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Removing earphones to pay attention is the new way of 'removing caps' to show respect to elders.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g24ui9/removing_earphones_to_pay_attention_is_the_new/ (ygdutt)
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If you don’t breathe for long enough, then you never have to breathe again!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g24uac/if_you_dont_breathe_for_long_enough_then_you/ (brookycookieover9000)
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The first episode of "I Love The 2020s" on VH1 is going to be fucking amazing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g24tfh/the_first_episode_of_i_love_the_2020s_on_vh1_is/ (GrampappyJoe)
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Lego people live in a world made out of their flesh

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g24sv1/lego_people_live_in_a_world_made_out_of_their/ (xd_Fabian)
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Wonderwall and the iCarly theme probably start on the same note, definitely in the same key if not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g24sjy/wonderwall_and_the_icarly_theme_probably_start_on/ (dahlzin)
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As a cooking spice, onion powder is literally OP

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g24sbq/as_a_cooking_spice_onion_powder_is_literally_op/ (basil_fresh)
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The onion missed a very good opportunity to just post legitimate articles for April fools.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g24s7g/the_onion_missed_a_very_good_opportunity_to_just/ (Magpie5785)
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By saying something is indescribable, you are technically describing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g24r5v/by_saying_something_is_indescribable_you_are/ (Yeet205)
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Leaks in a glue factory probably fix themselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g24pzl/leaks_in_a_glue_factory_probably_fix_themselves/ (righteous4131)
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There are probably some sailors that can't swim and never touch water but spend most of their lives on it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g24pny/there_are_probably_some_sailors_that_cant_swim/ (Kyle_01110011)
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Power cords are an electronic devices’ umbilical cord

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g24o21/power_cords_are_an_electronic_devices_umbilical/ (Silent-Berries)
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Pocket door locks have not improved in in the last 50 years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g24nsz/pocket_door_locks_have_not_improved_in_in_the/ (lil_jeffey)
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When we wake up, our bodies are tried of being tired

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g24kmy/when_we_wake_up_our_bodies_are_tried_of_being/ (BroBroBrayBray)
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If you don't have a skill that helps other people, no one will care about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g24j8y/if_you_dont_have_a_skill_that_helps_other_people/ (bnesbitt1)
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the ass can produce all 3 states of matter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g24j3g/the_ass_can_produce_all_3_states_of_matter/ (AestheticZone)
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Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it does buy anesthesia to the pain of living as a lower-earner...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g24ihl/money_doesnt_buy_happiness_but_it_does_buy/ (Introverted_Extrovrt)
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At one point in history there must have been as many dead as alive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g24gsl/at_one_point_in_history_there_must_have_been_as/ (JimYoloMan)
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Some postal workers will deliver their own pink slips

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g24gr0/some_postal_workers_will_deliver_their_own_pink/ ([deleted])
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Jump scares probably don’t affect deaf people as much

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g24g38/jump_scares_probably_dont_affect_deaf_people_as/ (nunzio-puzo)
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Eggs are pregnant. The chicken lays the egg but the chick still develops in the egg for a while until it hatches (egg gives birth). So chickens are a temporary vessel and protector of the pregnant egg

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g24e9o/eggs_are_pregnant_the_chicken_lays_the_egg_but/ (Puddrik)
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It is an invariable law of physics that your keys, when you need them, will always be in the pocket opposite your free hand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g24e3v/it_is_an_invariable_law_of_physics_that_your_keys/ (DrAwkward404)
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When you're sculpting, the statue is already there

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g24bjn/when_youre_sculpting_the_statue_is_already_there/ (pewdiepoopoo)
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Matt LeBlanc is the real life Bojack Horseman.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g24agz/matt_leblanc_is_the_real_life_bojack_horseman/ ([deleted])
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Birds would celebrate Easter by eating candy shaped like human fetuses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2495w/birds_would_celebrate_easter_by_eating_candy/ (cstein123)
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If you buy a light up Papa Johns Pizza sign for the top of your car you can park wherever the fuck you want.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g248ku/if_you_buy_a_light_up_papa_johns_pizza_sign_for/ (Jaymongous)
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Morgan Freeman, Betty White and the Queen have been the same age for as long as we all remember.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g247r0/morgan_freeman_betty_white_and_the_queen_have/ (ThaMasterRoshi)
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People in jail probably aren't that phased by being locked down

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2460w/people_in_jail_probably_arent_that_phased_by/ ([deleted])
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The reason that boys remember their compliments is because the lack of them makes them more valuable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g245y8/the_reason_that_boys_remember_their_compliments/ (Flami3333)
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Thank you oceans, thank you rivers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2446b/thank_you_oceans_thank_you_rivers/ (Fearless_Trouble)
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Twinkle Twinkle Little Star has the same rhythm as the abc’s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g243rw/twinkle_twinkle_little_star_has_the_same_rhythm/ ([deleted])
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On a day to day basis, seeing things with the naked eye is romanticised. Touching things with the naked body, not so much.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g243ov/on_a_day_to_day_basis_seeing_things_with_the/ (chestertravis)
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Vampires would never really be a problem in the real world since women could just donate period blood.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g242bf/vampires_would_never_really_be_a_problem_in_the/ (_BenBdaMan_)
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Everyone is subjectively attractive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g241qy/everyone_is_subjectively_attractive/ (hometownsDARK)
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It must have been weird, to be the first "human" to have fully evolved consciousness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g240xg/it_must_have_been_weird_to_be_the_first_human_to/ (MuffinKnight9)
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When you’re a child, you get down from your chair. When you’re an adult, you get up from your chair.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g23yso/when_youre_a_child_you_get_down_from_your_chair/ (BecauseEricHasOne)
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It’s so easy to ignore that we’re actually flying through infinite darkness with very high speed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g23ygw/its_so_easy_to_ignore_that_were_actually_flying/ (kolemikko)
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When humans get sunburned, we shed a layer of skin. We're kind of like marshmallows that way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g23xbq/when_humans_get_sunburned_we_shed_a_layer_of_skin/ (Nulono)
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Even Stupid People are a Result of the Strongest Sperm

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g23w1i/even_stupid_people_are_a_result_of_the_strongest/ (packpeach)
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If you're a software engineer, you will read live and live differently.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g23ust/if_youre_a_software_engineer_you_will_read_live/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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Difference between millionaire and billionaire is roughly a billion dollars. Imagine having 1 dollar while the person next to you has 1000 dollars- that's how big is the difference.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g23ubz/difference_between_millionaire_and_billionaire_is/ (r3310)
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If you check your own weight and it’s more than you expected, you always instantly feel a lot fatter than before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g23t4v/if_you_check_your_own_weight_and_its_more_than/ (Ralph_Wasl)
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You can drink lave but only once

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g23sjp/you_can_drink_lave_but_only_once/ (Bisexuwhale2)
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People probably don’t realize that there’s bacteria on almost every surface in existence, even your skin

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g23r0a/people_probably_dont_realize_that_theres_bacteria/ (mrkoolaidmeeseeks)
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Millenials in the Harry Potter universe would have trouble facing bogarts, because their humor might be equally as dark.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g23q6p/millenials_in_the_harry_potter_universe_would/ (Mrmatt04)
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One could argue that Shrooms are the forbidden fruit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g23m7x/one_could_argue_that_shrooms_are_the_forbidden/ (ddebbzz)
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People don’t probably realize there’s bacteria on everything even clothes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g23lp2/people_dont_probably_realize_theres_bacteria_on/ (mrkoolaidmeeseeks)
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The hummingbird is the snitch of the muggle world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g23l8d/the_hummingbird_is_the_snitch_of_the_muggle_world/ (xxplatypussyxx)
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Your hair 3D prints on your scalp

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g23koh/your_hair_3d_prints_on_your_scalp/ (memesrgewd)
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Relatives and classmates are the same. You didn’t ask for them, you didn’t look for them but you’ll talk to them just because they’re always around you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g23jxr/relatives_and_classmates_are_the_same_you_didnt/ (Shamsomair)
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Bisexual porn stars have the chance to make 2x as much money as a straight or gay porn star.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g23ipi/bisexual_porn_stars_have_the_chance_to_make_2x_as/ (DJ_-BONES)
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People with attractive eyes and people with unattractive smiles are both benefitting from mandatory mask rules.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g23huj/people_with_attractive_eyes_and_people_with/ (MashedPotatoesDick)
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Relish was not meant to be put in a squeeze bottle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g23h7s/relish_was_not_meant_to_be_put_in_a_squeeze_bottle/ (Sethatos)
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With face masks soon to become a global norm its never been better to have oral herpes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g23gh9/with_face_masks_soon_to_become_a_global_norm_its/ ([deleted])
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Just yesterday, your memory of something could have been totally wiped or changed and you would have no idea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g23g84/just_yesterday_your_memory_of_something_could/ (MilwaakeePustaBandit)
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It is rare for us to be so conscious of being a part of history in the making.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g23efx/it_is_rare_for_us_to_be_so_conscious_of_being_a/ (runnergal45)
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Your best friend is your living diary.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g23dq1/your_best_friend_is_your_living_diary/ (shhh801)
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If ur on Ellen or Oprah look under your seat before they ask you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g23cy7/if_ur_on_ellen_or_oprah_look_under_your_seat/ (skallywaag)
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Uncircumcised Weiner's just Oscar meyer with a turtle neck

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g23b9j/uncircumcised_weiners_just_oscar_meyer_with_a/ (skallywaag)
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No matter what, a saw will always be cutting-edge technology

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g23ax7/no_matter_what_a_saw_will_always_be_cuttingedge/ (tatew2)
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It's wild, after 24 movies, James Bond has never contracted an STD.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g23a39/its_wild_after_24_movies_james_bond_has_never/ (Grantomania)
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Despite all the disputes on whether the right way to do the order of operations is PEMDAS, BODMAS, BEDMAS, or BIDMAS, we can all agree on some form of hatred towards math

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g239ow/despite_all_the_disputes_on_whether_the_right_way/ ([deleted])
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Jessica is the prettiest girl on the simpsons

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g237kb/jessica_is_the_prettiest_girl_on_the_simpsons/ (skallywaag)
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Christmas is the only day of the year that we accept an oldman entering in the middle of the night to give presents to kids

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2360y/christmas_is_the_only_day_of_the_year_that_we/ (Rogasnir)
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In Harry Potter, muggle-born wizards and witches who live in Scotland would have to drive all the way down to London just to get a train back to Scotland

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2349q/in_harry_potter_muggleborn_wizards_and_witches/ (TDA_Liamo)
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It’s entirely possible that humans are extra-dimensional beings and moments of dejá vú are really us experiencing things in other dimensions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g233aj/its_entirely_possible_that_humans_are/ (R34DY_P14Y3R_1)
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Social Security numbers have slowly turned into Super Secret numbers instead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g231ud/social_security_numbers_have_slowly_turned_into/ (FishFettish)
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Octopi are the chameleons of the sea

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g230i8/octopi_are_the_chameleons_of_the_sea/ (SupIWannaDie)
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Black is the only color that stays the same if you turn the screen brightness up or down

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g22wl2/black_is_the_only_color_that_stays_the_same_if/ (TerrariaChest)
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All cars in videogames are electric.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g22w6t/all_cars_in_videogames_are_electric/ (xXGhastlyXx)
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You're so used to shit, you end up thinking there's nothing else out there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g22w1d/youre_so_used_to_shit_you_end_up_thinking_theres/ (sun_of_darkness)
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All Johnny Bravo ever wanted was to get laid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g22vg3/all_johnny_bravo_ever_wanted_was_to_get_laid/ (karma-enigma)
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Somewhere in the universe, in one little region of space, there is an intelligent life population that's exactly like us, but with different history

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g22u4c/somewhere_in_the_universe_in_one_little_region_of/ (AhYeetLOLOL)
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We end up saying the most unkind thing to the most loyal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g22tat/we_end_up_saying_the_most_unkind_thing_to_the/ (ritzz2_0)
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Centuries later, some of our social media accounts will be owned and displayed by online museums.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g22t91/centuries_later_some_of_our_social_media_accounts/ (CasualBeing)
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All dogs are either bitches or sons of bitches.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g22pij/all_dogs_are_either_bitches_or_sons_of_bitches/ ([deleted])
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The better the prevention, the more it feels like a waste

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g22ok1/the_better_the_prevention_the_more_it_feels_like/ (awesomehuder)
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If pineapple wasn’t meant to be put on pizza

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g22nmp/if_pineapple_wasnt_meant_to_be_put_on_pizza/ (SecondChanceUsername)
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You can catch the flu from a sneeze but not from a fart

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g22k6a/you_can_catch_the_flu_from_a_sneeze_but_not_from/ (flickboogersdaily)
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Static shock would have been viewed as a form of witchcraft

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g22jtb/static_shock_would_have_been_viewed_as_a_form_of/ ([deleted])
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With the significant decline in global air pollution, it's a really good opportunity for Google and Spy satellites alike to take new pictures of Earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g22iej/with_the_significant_decline_in_global_air/ (ThisButtonFeelsNice)
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Ghosts in old photos must've wanted to be seen since they had to be standing there for quite a while.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g22fww/ghosts_in_old_photos_mustve_wanted_to_be_seen/ (TriangleMan42)
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Becoming more wise is realizing you don’t actually know anything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g22eze/becoming_more_wise_is_realizing_you_dont_actually/ (throawayboi)
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Pinocchio probably uses his nose to correctly remember stuff

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g22evo/pinocchio_probably_uses_his_nose_to_correctly/ (TheSameGamer651)
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Most young people are more familiar with the imitation versions of Elvis than the actual Elvis

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g22cou/most_young_people_are_more_familiar_with_the/ (Rock3tDoge)
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Erasers slowly sacrifice their existence because of your mistakes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g22avh/erasers_slowly_sacrifice_their_existence_because/ (Jimmy-Retard)
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The Animal Crossing leaf logo looks like the green silhouette of a unicorn eagle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g228wh/the_animal_crossing_leaf_logo_looks_like_the/ ([deleted])
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Majin Vegeta is a seasoned Vegeta

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g22859/majin_vegeta_is_a_seasoned_vegeta/ (SadFire1)
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Filming The Big Comfy Couch, Loonette would have spent ages cleaning up toys to get footage for the sped-up "10 Second Tidy".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g22725/filming_the_big_comfy_couch_loonette_would_have/ (MooseInNoose)
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If you press ctrl+alt+del, you are demanding to see the manager to get a program fired because it’s not doing its job.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g226ws/if_you_press_ctrlaltdel_you_are_demanding_to_see/ (Arbiter1171)
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You only realize how much you've been scrolling social media when you are back on top and have to scroll all the way down

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g225da/you_only_realize_how_much_youve_been_scrolling/ (TechnicalyNotRobot)
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Heartbreak is emotional constipation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2250w/heartbreak_is_emotional_constipation/ (Pmosure)
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The earth Is probably bigger than it was when it first became a planet due to meteorites

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g224ix/the_earth_is_probably_bigger_than_it_was_when_it/ (iguana_katana)
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Marriage is the only thing where if you have more experience, you seem less qualified.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2207n/marriage_is_the_only_thing_where_if_you_have_more/ (gumbacrusader)
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Every language started as gibberish.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g21zn9/every_language_started_as_gibberish/ (HelloGayBoi)
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Moment of silence for all those IPhone users that can't use faceID cause most of you are wearing mask in public

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g21zj8/moment_of_silence_for_all_those_iphone_users_that/ (hgfgjgpg)
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We sometimes cal butts “bottoms” but they’re are in the middle of our body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g21yzf/we_sometimes_cal_butts_bottoms_but_theyre_are_in/ (zachesh34)
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Eating a chocolate Easter bunny feels more morbid than eating actual meat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g21xu6/eating_a_chocolate_easter_bunny_feels_more_morbid/ (neon_omens)
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Dr Doofenshmirtz has a long nose that has always blocked a little part of his vision for his entire life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g21r5r/dr_doofenshmirtz_has_a_long_nose_that_has_always/ (Moderngames)
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If a right handed person lived with a left handed person they would go through oven mitts half as fast

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g21pj0/if_a_right_handed_person_lived_with_a_left_handed/ (itsmcguff)
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Before calendars, people probably did not celebrate or have notion of a birthday

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g21ont/before_calendars_people_probably_did_not/ (mcbrosa)
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Anything is portable if you have something big enough to carry it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g21onc/anything_is_portable_if_you_have_something_big/ (BigWigglyStyle11)
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If you’re buying something on Steam, you’re basically getting a DLC for your computer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g21l4z/if_youre_buying_something_on_steam_youre/ (king_Lasagna69)
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If the IRS put some ads on the stimulus check website, they could make a bunch of their money back

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g21kno/if_the_irs_put_some_ads_on_the_stimulus_check/ (EnoughFuture9)
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Seems like your tongue just kind of hangs out doing much of nothing except when eating until there is canker sore to play with

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g21inw/seems_like_your_tongue_just_kind_of_hangs_out/ ([deleted])
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We are living in a moment that is definitely going to be part of the history , so if someone go out and do something crazy they will probably get in the history books

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g21i7r/we_are_living_in_a_moment_that_is_definitely/ (Arthurmaga)
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You move your body telekinetically.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g21gqb/you_move_your_body_telekinetically/ (TheRedditK9)
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There are probably millions of stimulus dollars going to dead people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g21go2/there_are_probably_millions_of_stimulus_dollars/ (iltfswc)
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If you could control yourself in dreams, there won't be any difference between reality and dreams.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g21gfz/if_you_could_control_yourself_in_dreams_there/ (HelloGayBoi)
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Sodas are liquid pop rocks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g21fba/sodas_are_liquid_pop_rocks/ (Edna_with_a_katana)
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All Dogs are a son of a bitch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g21f1f/all_dogs_are_a_son_of_a_bitch/ (OkamiTheMoon)
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Fish don't have eyelids because their eyes are always moist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g21euu/fish_dont_have_eyelids_because_their_eyes_are/ (LunarNimbus)
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The Earth Is probably bigger than it was when it first became a planet due to meteorites

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g21eti/the_earth_is_probably_bigger_than_it_was_when_it/ ([deleted])
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If you have basalt tiling in every room, when people ask you what that stone is, you could tell them, in all honesty, “the floor is lava.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g21dr4/if_you_have_basalt_tiling_in_every_room_when/ (Swampwolf42)
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No matter what you think of or create, there WILL be a mini/ants version of it in the span of a year or less.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g21ddp/no_matter_what_you_think_of_or_create_there_will/ (buzzbuzzbud)
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Kanye is Kenya for dyslexics

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g21axj/kanye_is_kenya_for_dyslexics/ (HoodButNerdish)
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Imagine if essential workers went on strike due to working conditions and pay.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g219qj/imagine_if_essential_workers_went_on_strike_due/ ([deleted])
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Wearing a mask in a bank has gone from suspicious to responsible

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g219cw/wearing_a_mask_in_a_bank_has_gone_from_suspicious/ (jaybfresh)
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Lighting a birthday cake candle for each year and then blowing them out is a weird ritual that symbolizes how your life will be extinguished.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g21848/lighting_a_birthday_cake_candle_for_each_year_and/ ([deleted])
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You're an idiot if you think your kid can't hear you fucking and moaning from the next room.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g217fy/youre_an_idiot_if_you_think_your_kid_cant_hear/ (MutatedAlgorithm)
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When people vacuum carpet they usually go in straight lines back and forth, but when they vacuum tile that literally has lines to follow, the strategy is lawless.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g215z6/when_people_vacuum_carpet_they_usually_go_in/ ([deleted])
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It’s amazing that a galaxy so advanced as the one in Star Wars has no sign of an internet or galaxy wide web.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g214ig/its_amazing_that_a_galaxy_so_advanced_as_the_one/ (WormXr)
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People record noteworthy moments to be able to hold on to the specialness despite having to do so through a screen, yet they miss much of the specialness in the first place by looking through a screen to record it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2129e/people_record_noteworthy_moments_to_be_able_to/ (DUIofPussy)
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To birds people that whistle must be like parrots to people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g211ez/to_birds_people_that_whistle_must_be_like_parrots/ (DampestFire)
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The Internet 'Jokes' that you can't see John Cena or ppl who are wearing camouflage are the annoying dad Jokes of our generation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g20zim/the_internet_jokes_that_you_cant_see_john_cena_or/ (K7NGComment)
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Being the hard ass that he is, Red Foreman would've never let all of those kids in his house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g20y8e/being_the_hard_ass_that_he_is_red_foreman_wouldve/ (FlipGordon)
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There are a bunch of great memories that you have forgotten

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g20vwn/there_are_a_bunch_of_great_memories_that_you_have/ ([deleted])
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For blind people are we all 10s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g20vpe/for_blind_people_are_we_all_10s/ (zaknoobit)
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When your shirt is not tucked Into your pants, your pants are tucked into your shirt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g20vif/when_your_shirt_is_not_tucked_into_your_pants/ (opcat324)
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Serial killers probably view Hitmen as sellouts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g20v7b/serial_killers_probably_view_hitmen_as_sellouts/ (smokeymctokerson)
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Hulk is Shrek on steroids

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g20qft/hulk_is_shrek_on_steroids/ (Monabuntur)
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The number of nudes being sent must have increased recently

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g20pgk/the_number_of_nudes_being_sent_must_have/ (Clon003)
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Pretending to be busy is harder than actually being busy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g20onx/pretending_to_be_busy_is_harder_than_actually/ (Uncrackable_Cipher)
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Calling someone fat is the same thing as calling them attractive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g20l12/calling_someone_fat_is_the_same_thing_as_calling/ (kwertix)
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Those in greenhouses shouldn't get stoned

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g20jzr/those_in_greenhouses_shouldnt_get_stoned/ (dran72)
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It's way cheaper for someone to change their horrible personality than it is for someone to change their horrible looks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g20joq/its_way_cheaper_for_someone_to_change_their/ ([deleted])
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Your brain pushes drugs to itself...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g20hz0/your_brain_pushes_drugs_to_itself/ (BasementParty_)
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Cockroaches can produce milk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g20hk4/cockroaches_can_produce_milk/ (PinguinPlayz)
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Never before has a tickle in the throat created such anxiety.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g20gzs/never_before_has_a_tickle_in_the_throat_created/ (wazurobi)
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Wearing socks make it like u got carpets on your feet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g20gxy/wearing_socks_make_it_like_u_got_carpets_on_your/ (skallywaag)
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Racecar spelt backward is racecar

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g20eqa/racecar_spelt_backward_is_racecar/ (skallywaag)
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As a kid you're attracted to people older than you, but when you grow old it's the opposite.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g20edy/as_a_kid_youre_attracted_to_people_older_than_you/ (matsborn)
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Renaming the numbers 11 and 12 makes a lot of sense.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g20ech/renaming_the_numbers_11_and_12_makes_a_lot_of/ (losscouldweigh)
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Before modern medicine, there must have been a lot of murder accusations around those close to people who died of aneurysms, heart attacks, pulmonary embolisms, and other sudden fatalities

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g20di6/before_modern_medicine_there_must_have_been_a_lot/ (DeadpoolMewtwo)
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Almost everyone who wears a polo shirt has never played polo.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g20d77/almost_everyone_who_wears_a_polo_shirt_has_never/ (joeChump)
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All monitors have RGB

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g20bzb/all_monitors_have_rgb/ ([deleted])
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If we didn't have nerves around our gall bladder or urethra to make us need to go pee, we would kind of just randomly.... pee ourselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g20a13/if_we_didnt_have_nerves_around_our_gall_bladder/ (doggo3100)
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You probably used the "Return" button to continue more times than returning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g209n2/you_probably_used_the_return_button_to_continue/ (MrBoogyBam)
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We are breathing automatically until we think about breathing when we start breathing manually

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g208nz/we_are_breathing_automatically_until_we_think/ (kalost_07)
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Both the sinking of the Titanic and the Notre Dame fire happened on the same day, 107 years apart

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g208ej/both_the_sinking_of_the_titanic_and_the_notre/ (NicolasTausch)
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You will feel a pulse if you push your thumbs into a plushie's neck proving plushies are alive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2089h/you_will_feel_a_pulse_if_you_push_your_thumbs/ (Aspen_Alabaster)
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Lego characters live in houses built with their own flesh.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g207w5/lego_characters_live_in_houses_built_with_their/ (Currynrice9728)
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Putting “the” in front of most medical conditions makes them sound old-timey and fake.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2062a/putting_the_in_front_of_most_medical_conditions/ (DiseasedCupcake)
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Hair dye makes your hair die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g205kh/hair_dye_makes_your_hair_die/ (Xylor9)
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A murder of crows, a gaggle of geese. A group of f*cks given: an orgy of f*cks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2057u/a_murder_of_crows_a_gaggle_of_geese_a_group_of/ (ikaramazovspoema)
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Men who film porn can use there dick to tell if it's good or not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2048j/men_who_film_porn_can_use_there_dick_to_tell_if/ ([deleted])
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If humans will ever develop a realistic AI, it will be extremely hard to define when to laugh and when to help when someone falls.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g2048h/if_humans_will_ever_develop_a_realistic_ai_it/ (N3010)
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Half of all Escalators are De-Escalators.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g203e4/half_of_all_escalators_are_deescalators/ ([deleted])
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You can take one from nineteen and leave twenty, if you use Roman numerals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g202i4/you_can_take_one_from_nineteen_and_leave_twenty/ (marisquo)
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We’re going to have to create alternate Face ID’s a mask for the foreseeable future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g202b9/were_going_to_have_to_create_alternate_face_ids_a/ (zotti_d)
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Chapsticks have flavors to make you lick your lips and have to apply more.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g201oo/chapsticks_have_flavors_to_make_you_lick_your/ (EstusHawk)
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If you water water, it grows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g200df/if_you_water_water_it_grows/ ([deleted])
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Sleeping is something strange. You actually wait until you get unconscious.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1zzuv/sleeping_is_something_strange_you_actually_wait/ (Captain_Jorik)
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Technically all chicken nuggets are dinosaur chicken nuggets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1zzta/technically_all_chicken_nuggets_are_dinosaur/ (Dolphininatophat)
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Boba Fett has seen his dads dick because he’s a clone of Boba

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1zyxt/boba_fett_has_seen_his_dads_dick_because_hes_a/ (Stix-and-brix)
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Human adaptation is a blessing cause bad experiences soon feel normal, and a curse because good experiences soon feel normal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1zt56/human_adaptation_is_a_blessing_cause_bad/ (kristark)
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The sims is a more advanced version of playing dolls.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1zs7f/the_sims_is_a_more_advanced_version_of_playing/ (Sunieta25)
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Closing something on your computer instantly, feels much softer than when it asks you if you're sure you want to close it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1zrzg/closing_something_on_your_computer_instantly/ (gaylesbianman)
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That physics lesson on electromagnetic waves feels more important after hearing these “intellectuals” on the internet explaining how 5g kills. Smh.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1zrfh/that_physics_lesson_on_electromagnetic_waves/ (badnan5410)
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Violet from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was probably the cause for a good amount of Inflation fetish’s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1zpag/violet_from_charlie_and_the_chocolate_factory_was/ (Dsb0208)
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everyone has kicked someone before birth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1zlu5/everyone_has_kicked_someone_before_birth/ (TheBros13)
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The water mass of all humans combined could be enough to cover the entire surface of the earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1zkfw/the_water_mass_of_all_humans_combined_could_be/ (NavyNukeMan)
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If you were bulletproof, you would probably live your entire life without knowing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ziqe/if_you_were_bulletproof_you_would_probably_live/ (WormXr)
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Dispensaries are the new pizzeria fights.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1zi97/dispensaries_are_the_new_pizzeria_fights/ (woodenonesie)
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When we are young falling it cute, as we get older it's embarrassing and then as we get really old, falling can be a death sentence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1zh6n/when_we_are_young_falling_it_cute_as_we_get_older/ (magicone2571)
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It's impossible to give a new number value.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1zga5/its_impossible_to_give_a_new_number_value/ (arconusred)
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In Doom 2, the source of the Demon Scourge on earth is in DoomGuy/DoomSlayers hometown. Doom guy in a sense had to literally kill his own demons to save Earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1zdlu/in_doom_2_the_source_of_the_demon_scourge_on/ (MatrixReaper)
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Touching a door handle that's wet with cleaner is grosser then touching a dirty unclean door handle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1zd3p/touching_a_door_handle_thats_wet_with_cleaner_is/ (Aspen_Alabaster)
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We’re always head over heals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1zctj/were_always_head_over_heals/ (chrisfrey_)
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Every single action is selfish because acting on behalf of a group improves the likelihood that your genes survive and reproduce.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1zbsz/every_single_action_is_selfish_because_acting_on/ (trentluv)
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If you breathe while smiling, you’re happily eating floating skin particles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1zbia/if_you_breathe_while_smiling_youre_happily_eating/ (CrispyFriedTacos)
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You can’t wear white past Labor Day, but nobody ever set a date where you can socially acceptably wear white again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1zbaz/you_cant_wear_white_past_labor_day_but_nobody/ ([deleted])
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Porn is the new Cable TV - Millions of sites and you spend hours searching for the perfect video to watch

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1zamb/porn_is_the_new_cable_tv_millions_of_sites_and/ (creamy1talian)
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If someone is deaf and you yawn do they think your screaming.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1z81v/if_someone_is_deaf_and_you_yawn_do_they_think/ ([deleted])
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Most of us were probably referred to as the *neighbors kid* at some point in our childhood

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1z7kg/most_of_us_were_probably_referred_to_as_the/ (legallytaken)
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We better get ready for lock down romcoms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1z76j/we_better_get_ready_for_lock_down_romcoms/ (extreme-jannie)
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When we're showering the most sensitive part of our body to the water is our the only part of our body that already has water on it; our eyes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1z6me/when_were_showering_the_most_sensitive_part_of/ ([deleted])
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If knowledge of the afterlife were validated, it would guide people's behavior more so than any other scientific finding ever - past or future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1z6ic/if_knowledge_of_the_afterlife_were_validated_it/ (trentluv)
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A song that rhymed in English, wouldn't rhyme in any other language

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1z6fg/a_song_that_rhymed_in_english_wouldnt_rhyme_in/ (Haydenny600)
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Nowadays, click-bait titles make us not want to click on them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1z665/nowadays_clickbait_titles_make_us_not_want_to/ (MisterMaya)
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Texas has more sodas with medical degrees than any other state.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1z52z/texas_has_more_sodas_with_medical_degrees_than/ (TheGlen)
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The word self-explanatory is self-explanatory in and of itself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1z11m/the_word_selfexplanatory_is_selfexplanatory_in/ ([deleted])
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It’s crazy how normal listening to dead people’s music is. Our ancestors couldn’t fathom hearing a dead loved ones voice, let alone music.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1yzvx/its_crazy_how_normal_listening_to_dead_peoples/ (EliLyric)
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Our imagination was the orginal free porn

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1yyg6/our_imagination_was_the_orginal_free_porn/ ([deleted])
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Life is a free trial as a kid that turns into a paid premium version as an adult

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ywdm/life_is_a_free_trial_as_a_kid_that_turns_into_a/ ([deleted])
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A person who can read peoples minds #1 weakness is them speaking another language they don't understand

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1yuqv/a_person_who_can_read_peoples_minds_1_weakness_is/ (tronkiller007)
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If a lizard ever mutated to exhale a flammable gas with a way to spark it, dragons are not entirely out of the realm of possibilities.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ysxk/if_a_lizard_ever_mutated_to_exhale_a_flammable/ (iClutch)
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The subconscious mind is capable of directing the sequel to a dream you’d never previously been made aware of.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ysuw/the_subconscious_mind_is_capable_of_directing_the/ (TheFlightlessPenguin)
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The world is playing one giant game of “the air is lava”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ys5u/the_world_is_playing_one_giant_game_of_the_air_is/ (limache)
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Since we’re all staying inside, burglars who wait in our bushes saying “wait until they leave” might finally die off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ys5s/since_were_all_staying_inside_burglars_who_wait/ (bukeleebe)
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If you rob a bank, you don’t have to worry about food or rent for a couple of year if you fail or succeed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1yr96/if_you_rob_a_bank_you_dont_have_to_worry_about/ (That_Guy2847)
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By a hundred years old and having slept an average of eight hours a day you will have spent 33 years of your life sleeping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1yr5x/by_a_hundred_years_old_and_having_slept_an/ (DisqualifiedPotato)
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Interestingasfuck can be read as interesting as fuck or interest in gas fuck.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1yqqp/interestingasfuck_can_be_read_as_interesting_as/ (Asesino1206)
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There are unlimited ways to die, but only two ways to be born

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ypuz/there_are_unlimited_ways_to_die_but_only_two_ways/ (Bobsledtohell)
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Stimulus checks are partly intended to help small businesses, but everyone will simply shop online because nothing is open.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1yni2/stimulus_checks_are_partly_intended_to_help_small/ (kimchi_squats)
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Technically 3 is half of 8

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ymtr/technically_3_is_half_of_8/ (cheap_weave)
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All good food is (om) nominal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1yl4v/all_good_food_is_om_nominal/ (carc)
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Balloon vendors literally sell air

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1yl2s/balloon_vendors_literally_sell_air/ (T0PP00PER199)
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If being a lefty is annoying with the issue of smudging your writing, it must be annoying for the majority of people who writes in right-to-left languages like Arabic or Hebrew.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1yknv/if_being_a_lefty_is_annoying_with_the_issue_of/ (brutalmelancholy)
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Coal companies are naughty and gets coal from Santa, because they are bad for the environment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ykgc/coal_companies_are_naughty_and_gets_coal_from/ (OnTheList-YouTube)
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Famous people must really be enjoying these mask wearing times, they get to be just a regular person for a while.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1yjyy/famous_people_must_really_be_enjoying_these_mask/ (JefftheRed)
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What if Shower Arguments are actual arguments you're having in the afterlife?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1yj9l/what_if_shower_arguments_are_actual_arguments/ (GalactusPoo)
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Dreams are screensavers for people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1yi8k/dreams_are_screensavers_for_people/ (BlupHox)
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Humans think "the gift of foresight" is some magical ability because we can't wrap our heads around the concept of simply imagining things that MIGHT go wrong and taking steps to avoid them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1yi59/humans_think_the_gift_of_foresight_is_some/ (thelesserpanda)
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Planting a tree is easier than cutting a tree but still the latter is done more.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1yejo/planting_a_tree_is_easier_than_cutting_a_tree_but/ (Cyber-Hyper)
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Women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1yd33/women_who_carry_a_little_extra_weight_live_longer/ ([deleted])
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The Joey Tribbiani of your group hasn't watched FRIENDS yet and is probably never gonna do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ycty/the_joey_tribbiani_of_your_group_hasnt_watched/ (Farhan4869)
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When a sad person talks with himself, he get depressed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1yb8y/when_a_sad_person_talks_with_himself_he_get/ (Saif_Ashfee)
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Our hair doesn't have any nerves, yet we can still tell if someone is touching it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1yb1n/our_hair_doesnt_have_any_nerves_yet_we_can_still/ ([deleted])
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Classes are mostly adapting to a teacher’s teaching style and partially learning

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1y9hp/classes_are_mostly_adapting_to_a_teachers/ (MrLateAndrew)
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In reality if you are adopted you have a higher chance of truly being loved by your parents because they picked the you and kids that aren’t well there parents are stuck with them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1y8he/in_reality_if_you_are_adopted_you_have_a_higher/ (flamingpiggy)
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Death is the only “bad” experience that doesn’t make you suffer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1y783/death_is_the_only_bad_experience_that_doesnt_make/ (Input-false)
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John Wick is actually an alternative universe of Bill and Ted's Excellent adventure. A timeline where Ted actually got sent to the Alaskan military school.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1y71f/john_wick_is_actually_an_alternative_universe_of/ (Comm-THOR)
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Hearing yourself speaking has the lowest sound-delay.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1y5gm/hearing_yourself_speaking_has_the_lowest/ (Oachkatzi)
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Mermaids, rephrased, could be Sea People

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1y5em/mermaids_rephrased_could_be_sea_people/ (errythangsowrng)
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it’s impossible to stop thinking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1y5d4/its_impossible_to_stop_thinking/ ([deleted])
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All sandwiches are better toasted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1y2vn/all_sandwiches_are_better_toasted/ (TrebledYouth)
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Thinking about the classic Stones’ tongue-and-lips graphic; every icon wants to be iconic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1xx19/thinking_about_the_classic_stones_tongueandlips/ (mounce)
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All the videos of cats easily navigating a field of obstacles just add more proof that they knock over stuff just to be butt holes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1xwbi/all_the_videos_of_cats_easily_navigating_a_field/ (portmaster1000)
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Kanye West is a real life Dewey Cox

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1xuzl/kanye_west_is_a_real_life_dewey_cox/ (Prolificvisions)
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Any one of us could be famous celebrities posting under anonymous accounts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1xsr8/any_one_of_us_could_be_famous_celebrities_posting/ (ApolloClassic)
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All the flat-earthers will be loving the "flatten the curve" situation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1xskd/all_the_flatearthers_will_be_loving_the_flatten/ (Olirp)
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If you don’t have a plan, nothing can go wrong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1xsgj/if_you_dont_have_a_plan_nothing_can_go_wrong/ (lauvnoodles)
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Cats act like tsunderes do in anime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1xrnq/cats_act_like_tsunderes_do_in_anime/ (pink_waffle_88)
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Earth Is Inside Of A Giant Bubble of Air

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1xpwk/earth_is_inside_of_a_giant_bubble_of_air/ (ADifferentRandomBoi)
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Children get hiccups a lot more often than adults do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1xpvh/children_get_hiccups_a_lot_more_often_than_adults/ (farooqskariem)
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We all have killed billions of innocent creatures.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1xp3w/we_all_have_killed_billions_of_innocent_creatures/ (apinchofpinches)
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Everybody gangsta till life looses meaning

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1xozs/everybody_gangsta_till_life_looses_meaning/ ([deleted])
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You technically have 2 minutes to live but breathing restarts the clock

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1xowv/you_technically_have_2_minutes_to_live_but/ ([deleted])
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There’s always some more space available to keep something than what meets the eye.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1xnv5/theres_always_some_more_space_available_to_keep/ (OtsuKotsu)
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You're a good online gamer if others think you're cheating.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1xnb8/youre_a_good_online_gamer_if_others_think_youre/ (Darth_Vesper)
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Water is technically a stimulant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1xn8y/water_is_technically_a_stimulant/ ([deleted])
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Latex gloves and masks are the new plastic straw.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1xlnd/latex_gloves_and_masks_are_the_new_plastic_straw/ (ghengiscalm9911)
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‌‌If p‌‌eople a‌‌re a‌‌fraid o‌‌f A‌‌I b‌‌ecoming s‌‌elf-aware a‌‌nd w‌‌iping o‌‌ut h‌‌umanity, t‌‌he G‌‌od m‌‌ust b‌‌e a‌‌fraid o‌‌f u‌‌s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1xlj2/if_people_are_afraid_of_ai_becoming_selfaware_and/ (vpetrychuk)
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Your blinks are probably synchronized with someone else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1xl23/your_blinks_are_probably_synchronized_with/ (TDS755)
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The Most Paradoxical thing will be, your girlfriend saying "You always win our arguments".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1xj4x/the_most_paradoxical_thing_will_be_your/ (uncertainlyfucked)
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If you had the ability to become invisible, you would also be blind because light can’t hit your retinas.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1xit7/if_you_had_the_ability_to_become_invisible_you/ ([deleted])
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Xmas bonuses for essential workers are going to be like Clark’s from Christmas Vacation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1xhyi/xmas_bonuses_for_essential_workers_are_going_to/ (madsciencetits)
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Dogs probably assume our arms are legs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1xhq3/dogs_probably_assume_our_arms_are_legs/ (mr2freak)
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Alcoholic chocolates are for non-alcoholics

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1xgfu/alcoholic_chocolates_are_for_nonalcoholics/ (Bobsledtohell)
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If you water water, it grows. #GoingNutsInQuarantine

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1xdhz/if_you_water_water_it_grows_goingnutsinquarantine/ ([deleted])
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Most of humanities worst disasters were caused because humans cared more about money rather than safety.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1xcrt/most_of_humanities_worst_disasters_were_caused/ (Anthonybrose)
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Static shock probably scared the life out of cavemen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1xbgl/static_shock_probably_scared_the_life_out_of/ (TheycallmeJimmy)
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OJ Simpson could be either the greatest or worst spokesperson for gloves, no in between.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1xaz2/oj_simpson_could_be_either_the_greatest_or_worst/ (Hobodownthestreet)
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You technically have 2 minutes to live but breathing restarts the clock

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1x9fz/you_technically_have_2_minutes_to_live_but/ ([deleted])
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Might be dead and just flash forwarding what could have happened

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1x7ne/might_be_dead_and_just_flash_forwarding_what/ ([deleted])
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By watering water, it grows...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1x5a5/by_watering_water_it_grows/ ([deleted])
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We’ve all been somebody else’s worst mistake

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1x3xe/weve_all_been_somebody_elses_worst_mistake/ (Swampwolf42)
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The best Zelda game is the one that came out when you were 12

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1x3hb/the_best_zelda_game_is_the_one_that_came_out_when/ (Dirty_Gurdy)
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The only difference between graverobbing and archeology is a PHD

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1x1dk/the_only_difference_between_graverobbing_and/ (ToastTheBagels)
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We have gone from imagining people in their underwear when we talk to a group to being in our underwear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1x0g2/we_have_gone_from_imagining_people_in_their/ (Swanlafitte)
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Before 2000, you could see changes in culture by music shifts. Post 2000 you see cultural changes by technology shifts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1x057/before_2000_you_could_see_changes_in_culture_by/ (keepsmiling134)
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If packets of blueberries are going to spontaneously jump out of the fridge while simultaneously costing a lot of money, the least they could do is be better at staying closed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1wyjk/if_packets_of_blueberries_are_going_to/ (stuckinthe90shistory)
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Wet pants elicit a very different kind of reaction compared to wet panties

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1wy6b/wet_pants_elicit_a_very_different_kind_of/ (thunderthief5)
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There is someone out there that has a fingerprint that matches the fingerprint icon iPhones use for login.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1wy4q/there_is_someone_out_there_that_has_a_fingerprint/ (pinebone)
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Paper cuts are a tree's last revenge for being cut down

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1wxxn/paper_cuts_are_a_trees_last_revenge_for_being_cut/ ([deleted])
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As many philosophers and poets were recognized for their work long after death, it is possible Jaden Smith will be taught in school books one day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1wx5l/as_many_philosophers_and_poets_were_recognized/ ([deleted])
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If you’re flying in a helicopter there’s probably a lot more people looking at you than you realize

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1wwv4/if_youre_flying_in_a_helicopter_theres_probably_a/ (chocolate-skittles)
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There are generation of insects that will live their entire lifespans experiencing the earth completely differently while human activity has hit a brief pause button.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1wvea/there_are_generation_of_insects_that_will_live/ (31-darklord)
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Unwarranted hackusations are the conspiracy theories of online gaming.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1wuuo/unwarranted_hackusations_are_the_conspiracy/ (BrainDefect)
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The same person can have two completely opposite emotions during a snowfall depending on what month it is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1wsc7/the_same_person_can_have_two_completely_opposite/ (wesskywalker)
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There's probably someone out there that hasn't been paying attention to the news cycle and is confused why their bank account suddenly has an extra $1,200 in it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1wrvx/theres_probably_someone_out_there_that_hasnt_been/ (rulerdude)
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When someone says you need something ASAP it sounds much more pressing than saying "As soon as possible".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1wnii/when_someone_says_you_need_something_asap_it/ (WorkReddit1191)
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People hate cold weather, but then get mad when the planet is heating up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1wn20/people_hate_cold_weather_but_then_get_mad_when/ (SwahiliMon)
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Wolverines teeth are still white despite his adamantium skeleton, which is gray.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1wk0q/wolverines_teeth_are_still_white_despite_his/ (AnastukensIncarnate5)
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Flattening the curve must've gotten a few Flat Earth Society members very excited until they figured out what it was.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1wjr6/flattening_the_curve_mustve_gotten_a_few_flat/ (Pitchfork_Wholesaler)
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Flattening the curve must've gotten a few Flat Earth Society members very excited until they figured out what it was.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1wja1/flattening_the_curve_mustve_gotten_a_few_flat/ (Pitchfork_Wholesaler)
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If entertainment media didn't give most bad guys relatable qualities, perhaps people wouldn't want to defend real life bad guys.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1wi1t/if_entertainment_media_didnt_give_most_bad_guys/ (GhastlyViking)
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If the Hulk went to see a shrink he probably wouldn't be a superhero anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1whun/if_the_hulk_went_to_see_a_shrink_he_probably/ (karma-enigma)
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Someone should make good "fake news" for all the conspiracy fools. Like "If you smoke your dick will shrink", "If you are a racist you will shorten your life by 5 years".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1wgqc/someone_should_make_good_fake_news_for_all_the/ (SmaugDaDragons)
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There aren't any predators with horns.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1wf7j/there_arent_any_predators_with_horns/ (Mr_Pol)
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When a dog sniffs a tree it’s basically an urinalysis.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1wf1f/when_a_dog_sniffs_a_tree_its_basically_an/ ([deleted])
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Wheat kernels are something you can eat right off the stalk. But the more you grind it up, the more it becomes raw uneditable flour. Mix that flour with water and you get dough, which you have to cook to make edible again. Wheat has to go from edible to raw to edible in order to make anything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1we3l/wheat_kernels_are_something_you_can_eat_right_off/ (DoMINEation)
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In series that take place in prisons, when a character is released from prison she is happy but the actor who plays her is probably sad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1wdcz/in_series_that_take_place_in_prisons_when_a/ (along55)
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Germophobes must be happy: their behavior is now socially acceptable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1wd3r/germophobes_must_be_happy_their_behavior_is_now/ (ThePinnacleOfGenius)
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The moon is very round, surprisingly round

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1wb0e/the_moon_is_very_round_surprisingly_round/ (avocadoroom)
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Waiting for the day native Indians take revenge for the desecration of their ancestors graves and their homelands

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1wafj/waiting_for_the_day_native_indians_take_revenge/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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Ring Pops are just edible butt plugs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1wabg/ring_pops_are_just_edible_butt_plugs/ (Space_Wave777)
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The Treaty of Versailles is too harsh for the German population, and it won't be surprising if it pushes the far right into a counter revolution.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1w8w3/the_treaty_of_versailles_is_too_harsh_for_the/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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We were all worried about the Y2K bug but it’s the 2Ktwenty Bug that’s gonna be our undoing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1w8uk/we_were_all_worried_about_the_y2k_bug_but_its_the/ (Hegiman)
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We nod downward when saying hello to a stranger, but nod upward when saying hello to someone we know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1w6f1/we_nod_downward_when_saying_hello_to_a_stranger/ (Barry_McCockiner88)
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If you go on to a elevator music video the scroll bar is the elevator and the comments are the floors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1w5kj/if_you_go_on_to_a_elevator_music_video_the_scroll/ (52738)
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"It's a marathon, not a sprint" is the most accurate figure of speech to describe a marathon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1w578/its_a_marathon_not_a_sprint_is_the_most_accurate/ (sorry_squid)
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Less sleep implies less testosterone, which implies less sperm, which implies smaller balls. Less sleep = smaller balls

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1w3ha/less_sleep_implies_less_testosterone_which/ (10yearsoldOxxy)
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Our society is becoming crazier, because its easier to rally around people who hate the same thing as you do, than people who like the same thing as you do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1w3bo/our_society_is_becoming_crazier_because_its/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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If chickens came from dinosaurs, and assuming dinosaurs tasted like chickens, earth must have smelled like fried chicken for a while after the asteroid hit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1w01m/if_chickens_came_from_dinosaurs_and_assuming/ (Girlinbluebox)
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The jobs deemed "essential" during the pandemic appear to be more "expendable"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1vxw4/the_jobs_deemed_essential_during_the_pandemic/ (bmweave2)
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If chickens came from dinosaurs, and assuming dinosaurs tasted like chickens, did earth smell like fried chicken for a while after the asteroid hit?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1vwj1/if_chickens_came_from_dinosaurs_and_assuming/ (Girlinbluebox)
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If you replace the letter "w" in each of "where", "when", and "what" with a "t", you get the respective answers to the questions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1vtxs/if_you_replace_the_letter_w_in_each_of_where_when/ (-Firefish-)
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When Transformers were designed in the 1980s, they were designed without the use of computer software. Let that sink in. People were actually smart enough to design how to make a transforming robot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1vpw5/when_transformers_were_designed_in_the_1980s_they/ (i_am_zombie_76)
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The report button is actually a super downvοte.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1vodu/the_report_button_is_actually_a_super_downvοte/ (Zeefjes)
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If you lived infinity years, you can't die (or at least it will be paradoxical).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1vo3c/if_you_lived_infinity_years_you_cant_die_or_at/ (uriahcp)
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There's someone that believes freezing an egg will unboil it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1vlf1/theres_someone_that_believes_freezing_an_egg_will/ (ChrisKyle_Jerry)
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if stormtroopers miss everything they shoot, then they would hit something if they don't try to hit it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1vl6x/if_stormtroopers_miss_everything_they_shoot_then/ (FakeFrez)
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We never see Bart Simpson get ammo for his slingshot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1vkpn/we_never_see_bart_simpson_get_ammo_for_his/ (Wilburr03)
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People with tripofobia are afraid of rain

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1vip7/people_with_tripofobia_are_afraid_of_rain/ (IDrawDragonBallZ)
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If water is watered like a plant it will grow

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1vhnt/if_water_is_watered_like_a_plant_it_will_grow/ (Zlecklamar)
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Turnitin similarity index is one of the few things that we are glad for getting low score at in school

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1vd1x/turnitin_similarity_index_is_one_of_the_few/ (Far_ice)
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These last 3 seasons of The Hogan Family were awfully dark

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1vcf3/these_last_3_seasons_of_the_hogan_family_were/ (ClumptyDumpty)
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People with tripofobia are afraid of condensation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1vawu/people_with_tripofobia_are_afraid_of_condensation/ (IDrawDragonBallZ)
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Age is among the only things whose units don’t need to be stated in order for their value to be understood.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1v7b7/age_is_among_the_only_things_whose_units_dont/ (Anonymous1826473284)
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The idea of wearing camouflage to a protest rally is counter intuitive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1v6c8/the_idea_of_wearing_camouflage_to_a_protest_rally/ (zeethreepeeo)
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Sight is the only sense that we can naturally regulate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1v5pf/sight_is_the_only_sense_that_we_can_naturally/ (sethreverse)
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History is the derivative of the function of Earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1v5j5/history_is_the_derivative_of_the_function_of_earth/ ([deleted])
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The first people to be afraid of small insects, who passed that fear on to their children, really screwed us over

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1v55e/the_first_people_to_be_afraid_of_small_insects/ (Lupo-Lazuli)
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As a unit of measurement, the degree is the most versatile, used with: Temperature, mathematics, music, educational achievement and murder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1v4o1/as_a_unit_of_measurement_the_degree_is_the_most/ (PhatWalda)
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Being the boss of a sewage treatment plant is one of the only cases where the boss dosent have to deal with everybody's shit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1v3h6/being_the_boss_of_a_sewage_treatment_plant_is_one/ (C3H8_Memes)
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It takes work to keep a real living space pristine, but it takes work to make a fictional living space (in film, video games, etc.) cluttered.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1uzf6/it_takes_work_to_keep_a_real_living_space/ (DratWraith)
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There is no true random.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1uwjl/there_is_no_true_random/ (IAmQuietFire)
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People posting about getting their stimulus checks are letting their people know what income tier they might be in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1uvva/people_posting_about_getting_their_stimulus/ (nguye569)
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It's easier to find someone who hates the same music as you than find someone who likes the same music as you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1uuza/its_easier_to_find_someone_who_hates_the_same/ (The_Potato_Remix)
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If the matrix did not exist Neo taking the pill could have ended very badly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1uuqj/if_the_matrix_did_not_exist_neo_taking_the_pill/ (HairlessButtcrack)
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People are going to age-into reading Orwell’s “1984” and start asking some serious questions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1uqe6/people_are_going_to_ageinto_reading_orwells_1984/ (Thirdwhirly)
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The world of How to Train your Dragon would’ve been a lot different if Hiccup had missed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1unsu/the_world_of_how_to_train_your_dragon_wouldve/ (Red-Dragon-78)
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The NPCs in Mario Party were made for people that have no friends

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1un7q/the_npcs_in_mario_party_were_made_for_people_that/ (Tanner9078)
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When you use a natural bristle brush, you are brushing your hair with hair.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1umdn/when_you_use_a_natural_bristle_brush_you_are/ (psyreignXD)
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There is a small chance a person that you made up in your mind exists somewhere on Earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1uldp/there_is_a_small_chance_a_person_that_you_made_up/ (L8com3r)
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Peloton is the Bowflex of our generation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ul5f/peloton_is_the_bowflex_of_our_generation/ (cptdion)
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There were only 14 years in between Hitlers death and Wilt Chamberlains first NBA game

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ukiw/there_were_only_14_years_in_between_hitlers_death/ ([deleted])
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Everyone always asks to try on your glasses, no way Clark Kent could hide the fact he wore false lenses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1uk63/everyone_always_asks_to_try_on_your_glasses_no/ ([deleted])
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If there ishaitin your food, the hair is gross. If there is food in your hair, the food is gross

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ugup/if_there_ishaitin_your_food_the_hair_is_gross_if/ (LaloGalo7682)
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Duels in the Old West were at high noon so the sun wouldn't be in either participants eyes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ugq2/duels_in_the_old_west_were_at_high_noon_so_the/ (Krazyflipz)
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Sometimes the internet might think that WE are going slow

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ugm8/sometimes_the_internet_might_think_that_we_are/ (AmericaRUserious)
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If you water water it grows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1udfr/if_you_water_water_it_grows/ (bigdaddydimes)
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If conversations were rejected at the same rates in real life as on the internet..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ucx2/if_conversations_were_rejected_at_the_same_rates/ (ThatSocio)
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Breast implants are a work expense for a stripper.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ua5z/breast_implants_are_a_work_expense_for_a_stripper/ (andy34p)
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There’s a ton of sentences that haven’t been said yet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1u9wl/theres_a_ton_of_sentences_that_havent_been_said/ (tyfinity)
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Simbas dad and Luke sky walkers dad are the same person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1u994/simbas_dad_and_luke_sky_walkers_dad_are_the_same/ (skallywaag)
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It's said that children are innocents with a pure conscious but a lot of us flamed insects, wished harm on our parents for not getting what we wanted and drank out of the bottle when no one was looking

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1u8xt/its_said_that_children_are_innocents_with_a_pure/ (ThatSocio)
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Parrots are living echoes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1u7uk/parrots_are_living_echoes/ (SirMalcolmK)
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People look at the inside of their eyelid more than the outside.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1u705/people_look_at_the_inside_of_their_eyelid_more/ (aziz786aa)
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The object you touch most is probably your own body

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1u5vs/the_object_you_touch_most_is_probably_your_own/ (BradGatov)
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Sperm is actually gender fluid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1u5h2/sperm_is_actually_gender_fluid/ (tenebralupo)
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The toys in the Toy Story franchise must have seen Andy jerk off a lot as he grew up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1u5e3/the_toys_in_the_toy_story_franchise_must_have/ (ShadowStrike2)
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So many icons are based on old technology (i.e. floppy disk, handset phone...)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1u4w3/so_many_icons_are_based_on_old_technology_ie/ ([deleted])
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Everyone always says "dick sucking" or "cock sucking", but no one says "penis sucking".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1u4uu/everyone_always_says_dick_sucking_or_cock_sucking/ (ShadowStrike2)
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You never really hear about 2nd world countries.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1u3rs/you_never_really_hear_about_2nd_world_countries/ (PMCAD)
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Camera lenses would look a lot different if the eyes of a human did too

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1u2w9/camera_lenses_would_look_a_lot_different_if_the/ (ThatSocio)
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We are living through a future history textbook

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1u1s5/we_are_living_through_a_future_history_textbook/ (jpg_mov)
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Joining a recorded phone conference late is worse than walking in to a meeting late.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1u1lk/joining_a_recorded_phone_conference_late_is_worse/ (cumbersometurd)
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Assuming schools close through summer, schoolmates are going to freak out at each other because of the drastic height differences

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1u1iv/assuming_schools_close_through_summer_schoolmates/ (I-never-die)
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Willing whisking by hand is probably only pleasurable by masochists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1u0vp/willing_whisking_by_hand_is_probably_only/ (Toffee-Marmellows)
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The reason it’s such a cliche to talk about the weather when making conversation is because it’s one of the few things we automatically share

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1tzgi/the_reason_its_such_a_cliche_to_talk_about_the/ (La-Vulpe)
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It would make all the sense if bruce banner had a Nokia.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1tyf8/it_would_make_all_the_sense_if_bruce_banner_had_a/ (Versatile_Daemon)
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Regardless which super hero people think is best, most mainstream music refers to Superman

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1txuk/regardless_which_super_hero_people_think_is_best/ (kioshi43)
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People look at the inside of their eyelid than the outside.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1txu6/people_look_at_the_inside_of_their_eyelid_than/ ([deleted])
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In the future you'll never lose a cell phone. They'll fly to your hand like Thor's hammer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1tx3c/in_the_future_youll_never_lose_a_cell_phone/ (CuentasSonInutiles)
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I just noticed we haven’t had many shootings or major news reports other than Coronavirus since this whole thing started. Maybe it’s not that bad after all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1tw25/i_just_noticed_we_havent_had_many_shootings_or/ (edwardd05)
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If there's hair in your food the hair is disgusting , but if there's food in your hair the food is disgusting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1tvj5/if_theres_hair_in_your_food_the_hair_is/ (ImNotImCheesecake)
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Dogs are the most loyal creatures on the planet. But the second you turn your back they will steal your snacks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1tved/dogs_are_the_most_loyal_creatures_on_the_planet/ (karma-enigma)
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A person with Tourette's would make a terrible cat burglar.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1tupr/a_person_with_tourettes_would_make_a_terrible_cat/ (Y2KoNo)
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So many movies became trilogies so they could put “3D” in the title.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1tsch/so_many_movies_became_trilogies_so_they_could_put/ (D3Smee)
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When you rescue a pet, you're getting a recycled animal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1trde/when_you_rescue_a_pet_youre_getting_a_recycled/ (Batmanvader)
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Nothing says "I have no life" like going through someone's posting history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1tnny/nothing_says_i_have_no_life_like_going_through/ (Swearjaws)
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In human years, a lot of pets are boomers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1tne1/in_human_years_a_lot_of_pets_are_boomers/ (Dragon___)
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The speed of light is the real life version of FPS

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1tke3/the_speed_of_light_is_the_real_life_version_of_fps/ (Agent_Deko_)
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When ice melts it’s floating in a pool of its own blood

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1tk3i/when_ice_melts_its_floating_in_a_pool_of_its_own/ (A8dulrahman_)
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Anyone who prefers the warm side of the pillow is a psychopath

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1tjgc/anyone_who_prefers_the_warm_side_of_the_pillow_is/ (aisling1199)
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Pools are technically man-made lakes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1tih7/pools_are_technically_manmade_lakes/ (I_Like_Languages)
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Since light is both a wave and a particle, maybe the reason you sneeze in bright sunlight is the photons get up your nose

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1tenr/since_light_is_both_a_wave_and_a_particle_maybe/ (Swampwolf42)
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In Simpsons, Homer was so lazy that instead of being a WORKER, he was a HOMER.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1tco7/in_simpsons_homer_was_so_lazy_that_instead_of/ (ABCDEFU_08)
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When we breathe, our vocal cords vibrate on a frequency that we cannot hear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1tbgi/when_we_breathe_our_vocal_cords_vibrate_on_a/ (shooception)
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Even with cloud image saves, its hard deleting the original photo of you with your friends in your phone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1taq8/even_with_cloud_image_saves_its_hard_deleting_the/ (Kyu303)
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I miss the hydraulic press channel

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1t7gj/i_miss_the_hydraulic_press_channel/ (PapaKeatz)
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The game of LIFE was right all along, each child is worth $500.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1t525/the_game_of_life_was_right_all_along_each_child/ (ZaxonsBlade)
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We are competing a World Cup to determine the tamest nationality.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1t4pg/we_are_competing_a_world_cup_to_determine_the/ (shortroundshotaro)
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Turtles are one of the few foods that comes with it's own plate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1t3vx/turtles_are_one_of_the_few_foods_that_comes_with/ (UniqueFlavors)
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If you think holding a plank for a few minutes is hard enough, imagine the workout routine from George Hood who holds the record with 8 hours and 15 minutes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1t2dk/if_you_think_holding_a_plank_for_a_few_minutes_is/ (strongkhal)
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Watching enemy's strategy is also a strategy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1t0z3/watching_enemys_strategy_is_also_a_strategy/ (hauzan2112)
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It’s like nature said, ‘Oh you all hate each hey? Well try living WITHOUT each other for a while, see how you like that.’

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1t0c0/its_like_nature_said_oh_you_all_hate_each_hey/ (alphabet_street)
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If Yoda were to "Hulk Out," he'd become an average body builder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1szqa/if_yoda_were_to_hulk_out_hed_become_an_average/ (RusticPinecone)
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Spider-Man moves around more like a monkey and not a spider

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1swoh/spiderman_moves_around_more_like_a_monkey_and_not/ (igryoo)
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The directions for Drake’s Toosie Slide are also the directions for Michael Jackson’s Moonwalk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1svwh/the_directions_for_drakes_toosie_slide_are_also/ (Viral-Flame)
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The interior of our bodies is completely dark and have no light.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1svs9/the_interior_of_our_bodies_is_completely_dark_and/ (rafael-a)
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Running a 7 min 56 sec mile pace is the same as running 7.56 miles per hour

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1sv7q/running_a_7_min_56_sec_mile_pace_is_the_same_as/ ([deleted])
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Every significant other is someone's last choice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1sugm/every_significant_other_is_someones_last_choice/ (ProbeUranus)
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Everybody is describing fruit as "juicy," but nobody describes it as "pulpy"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1su1i/everybody_is_describing_fruit_as_juicy_but_nobody/ (AxialGem)
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The BMI system really doesn't work for amputated people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1srgb/the_bmi_system_really_doesnt_work_for_amputated/ (elon-musk-3)
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Yawning is instantly contagious and spreads by just looking at someone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1sq7e/yawning_is_instantly_contagious_and_spreads_by/ ([deleted])
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A cup of cold coffee is delicious unless it started as a cup of hot coffee

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1sq5l/a_cup_of_cold_coffee_is_delicious_unless_it/ (Lance474)
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The universe was created by sound. Each pitch and frequency added individually, each representing different organisms and forms of life. Each person would have a song of random beats and tones comprised by what they interact with during life. No two are alike

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1slyp/the_universe_was_created_by_sound_each_pitch_and/ ([deleted])
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The Blip in the MCU is probably one of the few things where people who experienced it have no idea what happened.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1shsw/the_blip_in_the_mcu_is_probably_one_of_the_few/ (SaulsaWithChips)
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If vaginas had taste buds, there'd probably be a lot less prostitution

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1sh7j/if_vaginas_had_taste_buds_thered_probably_be_a/ ([deleted])
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Once you complete a puzzle, all the fun you can do with it instantly ends, unless you smash it to pieces and rebuild it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1sf5v/once_you_complete_a_puzzle_all_the_fun_you_can_do/ (Da_Chicken303)
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It’s incredibly likely that there are at least some 10/10 gorgeous people out there in the world who would date you. What’s even more likely is that you’ll never meet one of them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1sd3b/its_incredibly_likely_that_there_are_at_least/ (AReallyWeirdDude)
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Pale people can turn every color of the rainbow

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1sakn/pale_people_can_turn_every_color_of_the_rainbow/ ([deleted])
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Pick-pockets are really struggling

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1safc/pickpockets_are_really_struggling/ ([deleted])
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Change the definition to small business and there will be enough money for the small companies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1s9ve/change_the_definition_to_small_business_and_there/ (G_Affect)
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Fresh water fish is technically not seafood.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1s867/fresh_water_fish_is_technically_not_seafood/ (EverydayMeeple)
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1/4 kisses in movies get interrupted as they start

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1s40f/14_kisses_in_movies_get_interrupted_as_they_start/ (hyperterminal_reborn)
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The expression ‘going viral’ is slowly returning to its original meaning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1s39o/the_expression_going_viral_is_slowly_returning_to/ (nathedeer99)
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In the future, earthlings will not be able see any stars at night. If it's a good future, the light from millions of space habitats will prevent it. If it's a bad future, there will be no one to see the stars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1s36n/in_the_future_earthlings_will_not_be_able_see_any/ (born_in_cyberspace)
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The Renaissance painters who painted naked people were the first hentai artists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1s2ll/the_renaissance_painters_who_painted_naked_people/ (TommorowWillBeOkay)
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It's easier to see a person's body naked than their character

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1s2ks/its_easier_to_see_a_persons_body_naked_than_their/ (johnwick76)
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Lobbying senators is the ultimate form of working with “influencers”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1s1b3/lobbying_senators_is_the_ultimate_form_of_working/ (davidisonfire)
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Tigers are walking barcodes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1s04q/tigers_are_walking_barcodes/ (Mojangeex)
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You (probably) see "something you don't see every day" every day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1rz97/you_probably_see_something_you_dont_see_every_day/ (711wasaparttimejob69)
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Wet and thirsty, while being near antonyms, are both used to describe horny people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ryt7/wet_and_thirsty_while_being_near_antonyms_are/ (WingedMarauder)
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Someone did something weird with a cow to discover milk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1rxrq/someone_did_something_weird_with_a_cow_to/ ([deleted])
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Dreams are kind of like getting girls, it never actually happens

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1rxro/dreams_are_kind_of_like_getting_girls_it_never/ (Haywood-JabIome)
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"Aren't you" is considered correct, but "are not you" is wrong

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1rxdv/arent_you_is_considered_correct_but_are_not_you/ (Kennced)
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Bronze age people probably came across dinosaur fossils while building all those earthworks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1rwmh/bronze_age_people_probably_came_across_dinosaur/ (TRNC84)
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Ancient Greek sculptures of powerful, masculine beings (which depict ideals of male beauty) almost always have tiny, flaccid penises, symbolising self-control - so thousands of years ago, men walked around insecure about being well-endowed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1rtru/ancient_greek_sculptures_of_powerful_masculine/ (goldenlightoflove)
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If you're on the North Pole, your clock is useless

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1rtl5/if_youre_on_the_north_pole_your_clock_is_useless/ (Logene)
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Nobody has ever eaten Dinosaur meat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1rt89/nobody_has_ever_eaten_dinosaur_meat/ (s3n0rst1tch)
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Ancient Greek sculptures of powerful beings (which depict ideals of male beauty) almost always have tiny, flaccid penises, symbolising self-control - so thousands of years ago, men walked around insecure about being well-endowed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1rt62/ancient_greek_sculptures_of_powerful_beings_which/ ([deleted])
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Groot basically can replace or adjust thor's Stormbreaker if it somehow deteriorates or thor just wanted to make it shorter or longer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1rsrh/groot_basically_can_replace_or_adjust_thors/ (crazedhark)
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The Napa Auto Parts logo looks like it has a mask on it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1rs3w/the_napa_auto_parts_logo_looks_like_it_has_a_mask/ (Bearulice)
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In 200 years, when discussing who was the better composer, Beethoven, Mozark, Bach, Chopin, there will be some people who will argue John Williams.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1rr2g/in_200_years_when_discussing_who_was_the_better/ (cbt711)
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Dogs think that they are the main creatures and we the humans are their pets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1rqrl/dogs_think_that_they_are_the_main_creatures_and/ (SusalulmumaO12)
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Staying up late (past our cycle) is a superpower meant to be used once or twice a month in emergencies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1rmb9/staying_up_late_past_our_cycle_is_a_superpower/ (h20crusher)
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If one person thinks you're stupid, that's their problem. If everyone thinks you're stupid, that's your problem

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1rlwm/if_one_person_thinks_youre_stupid_thats_their/ (jrmorg)
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It must suck to be hot and thirsty as a baby, when the only thing available to quench your thirst is hot milk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1rlw6/it_must_suck_to_be_hot_and_thirsty_as_a_baby_when/ (young_wild_freelance)
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There were two future governors in The Running Man: Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jesse Ventura.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1rlqh/there_were_two_future_governors_in_the_running/ (junkmail0178)
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Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1rkwq/birthday_sex_is_having_sex_to_celebrate_your/ (WhoLetTheDogsBackIn)
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The phare 'Hey stranger' is never said to actual strangers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1rk9f/the_phare_hey_stranger_is_never_said_to_actual/ (howredisit)
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Flint lockwood is still wearing his shoes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1rftg/flint_lockwood_is_still_wearing_his_shoes/ (Maximus_Prime250)
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Sesame Street is very hard to find. In the age of technology and GPS, people are still getting lost on the way there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1rdrb/sesame_street_is_very_hard_to_find_in_the_age_of/ (Feuding_Lords)
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If you’re an only child then you’re both your parents’ favorite and least favorite child

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1rchk/if_youre_an_only_child_then_youre_both_your/ (mercolorecords)
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Microchipping wont be a conspiracy, it will be done by Google and everybody is going to just opt into it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1rbol/microchipping_wont_be_a_conspiracy_it_will_be/ (EnoughFuture9)
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Humans will continue to fight one another until the day there is one or less

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1rbnj/humans_will_continue_to_fight_one_another_until/ (nawjas69)
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Burritos are the only food where you can go from scalding your mouth on the first bite to chipping a tooth from ice in the middle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1r9x9/burritos_are_the_only_food_where_you_can_go_from/ (deletedpostalways)
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Trying to understand someone speaking to you when you have headphones in must be what it’s like for dogs trying to understand when humans speak to them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1r94j/trying_to_understand_someone_speaking_to_you_when/ ([deleted])
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Golf is a way for humans to play felch

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1r92b/golf_is_a_way_for_humans_to_play_felch/ ([deleted])
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Technically Oxygen is tree farts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1r8pp/technically_oxygen_is_tree_farts/ (Wolfagin)
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It’s someone’s job to draw boobs on characters in animated kids movies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1r8n2/its_someones_job_to_draw_boobs_on_characters_in/ (PatientParfait)
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Corporations are 4 dimensional beings made up of millions of specialized 3 dimensional parts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1r6ti/corporations_are_4_dimensional_beings_made_up_of/ (jerridan)
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“Older people have less sex, older people are at higher risk of dementia, therefore no sex = dementia,” is something we would hear from people who don’t understand that correlation does not equal causation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1r5x9/older_people_have_less_sex_older_people_are_at/ (CodeVirus)
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Vampires are probably against Day Light Savings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1r5mj/vampires_are_probably_against_day_light_savings/ ([deleted])
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As a kid you assume all adults are smart, until you become one and realize a lot of them are pretty stupid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1r50z/as_a_kid_you_assume_all_adults_are_smart_until/ (arthritictongue)
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It's more acceptable to leave horse shit in the middle of the path than dog shit, despite it being 3 X the size.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1r4vt/its_more_acceptable_to_leave_horse_shit_in_the/ (Matt_Madd)
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People tend to be less picky at night than in day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1r4fn/people_tend_to_be_less_picky_at_night_than_in_day/ ([deleted])
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A pregnant women has 4 arms, 4 legs, 2 hearts and possibly a penis

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1r3gg/a_pregnant_women_has_4_arms_4_legs_2_hearts_and/ ([deleted])
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A comment on an ad saying it's not a scam is as convincing as a comment saying it is a scam

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1r1i6/a_comment_on_an_ad_saying_its_not_a_scam_is_as/ (m-baiter)
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Once we get back to normal the whole world will have a big case of the Mondays

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1r163/once_we_get_back_to_normal_the_whole_world_will/ (chicagoent83)
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Listening to podcasts before before is the adult version of 'storytime'.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1r0hx/listening_to_podcasts_before_before_is_the_adult/ ([deleted])
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Ironically, the surest way to increase number of the childfree is to have big family where older kids have to babysit their younger siblings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1qz77/ironically_the_surest_way_to_increase_number_of/ (roboq6)
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Confessing truth is more embarrassing than speaking lies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1qz42/confessing_truth_is_more_embarrassing_than/ (STUDBOO)
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Waiting for luggage at the airport, if everyone stood back from the belt, no-one would need to stand close to the belt

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1qy6t/waiting_for_luggage_at_the_airport_if_everyone/ (xMorningGloryx)
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Your television background noise is someone’s greatest moments of their life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1qxjz/your_television_background_noise_is_someones/ (Nick63369)
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In the future, if you get into an argument with a robot it could just pull out your search history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1qw9l/in_the_future_if_you_get_into_an_argument_with_a/ ([deleted])
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We barely understand how half the things we use every day work. We just trust them to do it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1qu5t/we_barely_understand_how_half_the_things_we_use/ (pvblotm)
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The average number of legs per human is fewer than 2

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1qtr1/the_average_number_of_legs_per_human_is_fewer/ (HP_11)
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No matter how much clothing you own, there’s a high likelihood of a combination you’ve never worn in an outfit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1qt0x/no_matter_how_much_clothing_you_own_theres_a_high/ (JohnFKennEddieMurphy)
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Stink bugs are sloths of insect kingdom - slow, weak, easy to kill - how are they not extinct yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1qqct/stink_bugs_are_sloths_of_insect_kingdom_slow_weak/ (CodeVirus)
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The internet is full of angry nerds bullying people, just like the non-online world is full of angry jocks bullying nerds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1qow4/the_internet_is_full_of_angry_nerds_bullying/ (Lum1nar)
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We live in a Society, developed by those who are self aware. But it was designed for those who are not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1qnu7/we_live_in_a_society_developed_by_those_who_are/ (ChiefandCouncil-17)
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Crouching and walking in a crouched position is a lot harder and more strenuous than it's made to look.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1qnib/crouching_and_walking_in_a_crouched_position_is_a/ (GhastlyViking)
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Gall stones are human pearls.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1qjoz/gall_stones_are_human_pearls/ (CombineOverNerd)
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There is only one country between Norway and North Korea

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1qif5/there_is_only_one_country_between_norway_and/ ([deleted])
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If basketball would have height classes like boxing has weight classes, the tallest class wouldn’t probably be the most entertaining one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1qhv2/if_basketball_would_have_height_classes_like/ (Lum1nar)
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There are two kinds of people: those who tell you how cheap something was, and those who tell you how expensive something was

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1qh4s/there_are_two_kinds_of_people_those_who_tell_you/ (Ormoniuk)
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The more you grow old age differences like 1 through 10 years become more and more insignificant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1qgb2/the_more_you_grow_old_age_differences_like_1/ (MemeDeamon)
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Hot take: Airbenders are the Hufflepuffs of the Avatar universe. Discuss

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1qfq5/hot_take_airbenders_are_the_hufflepuffs_of_the/ (wild_icecube)
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Finding something you did in the past cringy or stupid is real-life character development

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1qf44/finding_something_you_did_in_the_past_cringy_or/ (Cr3AtiV3_Us3rNamE)
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Very often, the more enemies the protagonist is facing, the easier the fight will be

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1qeci/very_often_the_more_enemies_the_protagonist_is/ (Arre90000)
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Medusa’s pubes are most likely tiny snakes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1qcz1/medusas_pubes_are_most_likely_tiny_snakes/ (AFreshlyShavedHead)
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Elvis still has his hair.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1qcx8/elvis_still_has_his_hair/ (ShibaHook)
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A building with more than one floor that doesn't have stairs has no upstairs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1qarr/a_building_with_more_than_one_floor_that_doesnt/ (Scoustic12)
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Darth Maul may have a 2nd hobby as a kayaking enthusiast

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1q9yk/darth_maul_may_have_a_2nd_hobby_as_a_kayaking/ (Uckmeintheasstonight)
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Calling bad breath “Dragon Breath” is probably very inaccurate. Breathing fire would burn up remaining food particles and kill off bad-breath causing bacteria.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1q9jg/calling_bad_breath_dragon_breath_is_probably_very/ ([deleted])
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Every kitchen utensils drawer has it's very own utensil arrangement 'sweet spot' where the drawer will close seamlessly thus negating the need to open and close it frantically whilst mumbling FFS to yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1q9b4/every_kitchen_utensils_drawer_has_its_very_own/ (Digitek50)
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Im glad society decied to kiss with our mouths. Technically speaking we could have developed a social quirk of rubbing our buttcheeks together since the buttcheeks are the lips of the ass.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1q988/im_glad_society_decied_to_kiss_with_our_mouths/ (sgtjevees)
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The eggplant is an icon of a certain male part, despite the fact that it is literally an ovary

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1q91l/the_eggplant_is_an_icon_of_a_certain_male_part/ (AxialGem)
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You have to pay to arrange the pixels in a particular pattern on your TV.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1q7su/you_have_to_pay_to_arrange_the_pixels_in_a/ (Doxl1775)
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'Skeptics' (conspiracy theorists) tend to be credulous with respect to any alternative to objective truth or scientific consensus. They are Anti-truthers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1q6w6/skeptics_conspiracy_theorists_tend_to_be/ (_Columbo)
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Asteroids is not the product of a lack of steroids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1q6f7/asteroids_is_not_the_product_of_a_lack_of_steroids/ (ioxon)
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According to homeopathic principles, the North Atlantic has been a massive if weak cup of tea since 10th May 1773.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1q656/according_to_homeopathic_principles_the_north/ (Mangosta007)
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If you hate a movie, song, etc. just because everyone likes it, you're basically as weak-willed as the people who like it just because everyone likes it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1q5v8/if_you_hate_a_movie_song_etc_just_because/ ([deleted])
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Everyone will not find someone that they love. Some will simply settle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1q5p9/everyone_will_not_find_someone_that_they_love/ (roastedtoperfection)
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Fish probably experience waves as wind

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1q4jo/fish_probably_experience_waves_as_wind/ (Succulent-Squid)
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For some, adversity builds character and for the majority, it reveals character.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1q3jf/for_some_adversity_builds_character_and_for_the/ (succubus_me)
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It must be so strange for actors to watch their movies in another language and hear themselves speak that language.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1q3a3/it_must_be_so_strange_for_actors_to_watch_their/ (HeyImSwiss)
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Robin hood is probably just a short of "Rob In Hood"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1q2p2/robin_hood_is_probably_just_a_short_of_rob_in_hood/ (alsoussi)
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People who buy more personalized accessories usually have less of a personality.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1q28s/people_who_buy_more_personalized_accessories/ (adamantcondition)
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With the increase in online classes Gen Z has cemented themselves as ‘Zoomers’.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1q281/with_the_increase_in_online_classes_gen_z_has/ (GuyBroMans)
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if you water water, it grows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1pyjt/if_you_water_water_it_grows/ ([deleted])
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The study of consciousness is practically the study of paranormal, because consciousness can not be observed or measured and some people claim it does not even exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1pxpt/the_study_of_consciousness_is_practically_the/ (Lum1nar)
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We are collectively growing more hair than ever before in our history

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ptfl/we_are_collectively_growing_more_hair_than_ever/ ([deleted])
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The older a memory is, the younger the people in it are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1pqyf/the_older_a_memory_is_the_younger_the_people_in/ ([deleted])
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You can be in the evening news if you really want to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1pmyg/you_can_be_in_the_evening_news_if_you_really_want/ (Isralien)
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Pregnancy tests are probably one of the most cried-at objects.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1pmyd/pregnancy_tests_are_probably_one_of_the_most/ (DP7OOO)
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If you are a virgin and take someone else’s v-card while losing your own, you technically still have a v-card

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1pmng/if_you_are_a_virgin_and_take_someone_elses_vcard/ (ExplodingSushi)
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Human body using oxygen is the same thing if car engines used fuel which made them slowly corrode.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1pkt6/human_body_using_oxygen_is_the_same_thing_if_car/ (maxchrome)
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The U. S. Department of the Interior manages the exterior.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1pjjj/the_u_s_department_of_the_interior_manages_the/ (davidjoho)
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We don't hear anything except air

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1pjgr/we_dont_hear_anything_except_air/ (maxchrome)
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7 is the only one digit number that has 2 syllables.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1pid1/7_is_the_only_one_digit_number_that_has_2/ ([deleted])
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Alcohol produced by bacteria used in killing the bacteria.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1pi41/alcohol_produced_by_bacteria_used_in_killing_the/ (Lovelypreeti)
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Team rocket is so dedicated to get Pikachu, they spent over 2 whole decades chasing Ash and Pikachu and are still trying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ph9f/team_rocket_is_so_dedicated_to_get_pikachu_they/ (C_Giraffe)
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The Last Supper is a blursed image

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ph3f/the_last_supper_is_a_blursed_image/ (velociraptor_____)
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Bullets only do their job after they get fired

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1pglw/bullets_only_do_their_job_after_they_get_fired/ (escami23)
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So many taste testers and chefs must've been executed, because the noble was allergic to peanuts or something else, while the taster was not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1pg8q/so_many_taste_testers_and_chefs_mustve_been/ (Luccii_)
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If you ever become invisible you won't be able to see cause light rays won't strike your retina.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1pdso/if_you_ever_become_invisible_you_wont_be_able_to/ (DJainilism)
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Having a crush on someone doesn't make you a simp. It's HOW you get that person to like you back which defines whether your a simp or not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1pd2x/having_a_crush_on_someone_doesnt_make_you_a_simp/ (AlbinoEconomics)
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When you talk about your brain you're actually talking about yourself in third person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1pam9/when_you_talk_about_your_brain_youre_actually/ (Russian_Llama)
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Everyone assumes the gender of their teddy bear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1pahy/everyone_assumes_the_gender_of_their_teddy_bear/ (k2hccw)
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Dogs must be confused and sad that no one is petting them when out for walks at the moment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1p8n9/dogs_must_be_confused_and_sad_that_no_one_is/ (gingecom)
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U cannot have any superpower because it gonna mess up your body or the physics one way or another

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1p888/u_cannot_have_any_superpower_because_it_gonna/ (69Deckerspawn)
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Airbenders must have amazing cardio

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1p5uu/airbenders_must_have_amazing_cardio/ (intodaysagendabegay)
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With the way the worlds gone over the last five years, the blacklist doesn't seem like such a far fetched show anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1p529/with_the_way_the_worlds_gone_over_the_last_five/ (Lfcdan1)
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If you are what you eat then why are we humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1p4wu/if_you_are_what_you_eat_then_why_are_we_humans/ ([deleted])
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As chickens are descended from dinosaurs, dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets must be the ultimate mockery of what their lineage has become.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1p46k/as_chickens_are_descended_from_dinosaurs/ (YourLocalCreep)
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When someone helps you with a jigsaw puzzle that you’ve been working on for a while and they finally get a piece to fit, they never just push it quietly into place...they always give it an audible tap with their fingernail

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1p31r/when_someone_helps_you_with_a_jigsaw_puzzle_that/ (Oven_Kid)
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Tony definitely made a dad joke about being the "Iron" Man while doing the chores

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1p2ez/tony_definitely_made_a_dad_joke_about_being_the/ (jarod_on12)
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If you turn on your A/c and leave the window open. You literally trying to cool/heat the whole world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1p278/if_you_turn_on_your_ac_and_leave_the_window_open/ ([deleted])
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Most people don’t know that direct impact of electricity and any metal surface can make sounds even Metal clippers that touch a radio tower can make Radio sounds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1p1ua/most_people_dont_know_that_direct_impact_of/ (kur955)
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Decorating a punk leather jacket is kind of like collaging

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1p1cf/decorating_a_punk_leather_jacket_is_kind_of_like/ (panicatthesinner)
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If you're new to a book or tv series, then a SPOILER might get your more hooked rather than actually spoiling it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1p045/if_youre_new_to_a_book_or_tv_series_then_a/ ([deleted])
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Dreams are demo's of what VR could potentially be.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1oyo2/dreams_are_demos_of_what_vr_could_potentially_be/ (BlowYaTitsOff)
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Wild West snake oilers were essential oil salesmen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1oy4j/wild_west_snake_oilers_were_essential_oil_salesmen/ (Mega_Mans_Pet_Cat)
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We get off by being turned on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1oxn9/we_get_off_by_being_turned_on/ ([deleted])
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Foot fetish porn isn't explicit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1oxeh/foot_fetish_porn_isnt_explicit/ (danzyl666)
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If you look or read a word repeatedly, it would look like it has a spelling mistake

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1otpp/if_you_look_or_read_a_word_repeatedly_it_would/ (Phqntom103)
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Beat saber is really similar to geometry dash.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ot9x/beat_saber_is_really_similar_to_geometry_dash/ (The_Punnier_Guy)
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A villain trying to kill a hero is an anti vigilante

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ormj/a_villain_trying_to_kill_a_hero_is_an_anti/ (chum1989)
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The entire plot of JoJo Part 3 can be summarized down to "cracking open a cold one with the boys"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ora5/the_entire_plot_of_jojo_part_3_can_be_summarized/ (LucarioOfLegends)
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Salaried employees sleep more on the job than hourly staff

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1opyy/salaried_employees_sleep_more_on_the_job_than/ (InfernalCape)
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Eating food a lot is bad, but drinking water a lot is good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1oo6o/eating_food_a_lot_is_bad_but_drinking_water_a_lot/ ([deleted])
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If you steal a cheap car its value increases but if you steal an expensive car its value decreases.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1onyj/if_you_steal_a_cheap_car_its_value_increases_but/ (LordToastReborn)
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No one in the GTA universe wears a seatbelt

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1om80/no_one_in_the_gta_universe_wears_a_seatbelt/ (ColosieQuavo)
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there are no conspiracy theories, only conspiracy hypotheses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1olnr/there_are_no_conspiracy_theories_only_conspiracy/ (meneermeyer)
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Not looking somebody in the eyes during a conversation can be either a sign of utter disrespect, or the utmost respect depending on the context.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1okyr/not_looking_somebody_in_the_eyes_during_a/ (Grayboot_)
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Round camera lenses shoot squared photos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ojek/round_camera_lenses_shoot_squared_photos/ (thatasianboiiiiiii)
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Nowandays with online lessons blackouts and Wifi maintainence is the modern equivelant of random fire drills.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ohbi/nowandays_with_online_lessons_blackouts_and_wifi/ (Boiga27)
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The History is the history of stories : the ones the powerful tell others to justify their domination.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1oaku/the_history_is_the_history_of_stories_the_ones/ (zagdem)
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Your code quality depends on empty spaces

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1o7ro/your_code_quality_depends_on_empty_spaces/ (TheOneWhoStares)
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All lamps in video games and movies use real electricity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1o7pa/all_lamps_in_video_games_and_movies_use_real/ ([deleted])
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Johnny Sins could be a very good spy since he looks believable and trustworthy in every suit he gets to wear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1o4us/johnny_sins_could_be_a_very_good_spy_since_he/ (Salumel)
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Knowing how much you deserve to be culled makes these times much scarier.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1o3vs/knowing_how_much_you_deserve_to_be_culled_makes/ ([deleted])
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Lifesavers are the most ironic candy to find when you have a sweet tooth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1o0gk/lifesavers_are_the_most_ironic_candy_to_find_when/ (Necrojerk)
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Chances are, the gift you buy for someone ends up being someone else's purchase.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1nwjw/chances_are_the_gift_you_buy_for_someone_ends_up/ ([deleted])
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Internet Points are addicting because it’s people acknowledging your existence and possibly appreciating something you created. Giving you the satisfaction of succeeding in something for once.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1nvzx/internet_points_are_addicting_because_its_people/ (torNATEo12)
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Everything started going downhill the moment they shot Harambe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ntt9/everything_started_going_downhill_the_moment_they/ (TheNileKing)
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If there is nothing faster than light then how did the darkness get there first?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ntos/if_there_is_nothing_faster_than_light_then_how/ (Coreforce216)
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The next wave of famous people are going to be streamers or actors who stream

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1nreu/the_next_wave_of_famous_people_are_going_to_be/ (_Tarrabyte_)
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"Unlockable" is both something which can be unlocked and something that cannot be unlocked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1nns2/unlockable_is_both_something_which_can_be/ ([deleted])
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Erasers slowly sacrifice their lives because of your mistakes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1nn2y/erasers_slowly_sacrifice_their_lives_because_of/ (ICO_HUNT)
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Dogs want you to share your food but never share theirs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1nmir/dogs_want_you_to_share_your_food_but_never_share/ (BoredH2)
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We're nearly at the point where holding the phone to your ear is old-school, instead of answering the phone on your watch and speaking through a wireless earpiece.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1nipt/were_nearly_at_the_point_where_holding_the_phone/ (FPS_LIFE)
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If anyone out there was planning some form of mass murder in March or April, their plan sure got foiled

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1nhar/if_anyone_out_there_was_planning_some_form_of/ (Jimhbruce19)
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Fractals are visual representation of paradoxes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ngag/fractals_are_visual_representation_of_paradoxes/ ([deleted])
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It's strange to think that all the classical music we know just by hearing a few notes, were played by other people, and we'll never hear Beethoven or Mozart actually play their songs that we so easily recognize.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ng4r/its_strange_to_think_that_all_the_classical_music/ (TinUser)
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If we ever do become capable of teleporting, because you are deconstructed and an identical copy op is created in the new space, “you” will die and cease to have consciousness and a new “you” will appear on the other side with perfect replication and all your memories intact.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1nbfp/if_we_ever_do_become_capable_of_teleporting/ (Rep_tren)
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Maybe sometimes people's dreams are iterations of a supreme AI putting our consciousnesses through various scenarios in order to learn how to best handle obscure happenings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1nabe/maybe_sometimes_peoples_dreams_are_iterations_of/ (AVeryHeavyBurtation)
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Everything that's artificial is inherently natural

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1n8f5/everything_thats_artificial_is_inherently_natural/ (WAWABUU)
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Underwater farts don't stink

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1n81k/underwater_farts_dont_stink/ (skallywaag)
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If Ayn Rand had to pick a fursona, it would probably be Tom Nook

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1n507/if_ayn_rand_had_to_pick_a_fursona_it_would/ (m22chan)
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The viewer only ever gets to see 3 walls of every room in most sitcoms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1n4zg/the_viewer_only_ever_gets_to_see_3_walls_of_every/ (TrueBananaz)
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Though titanic didn't end well for many, the live seafood stocks have had a happy ending for themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1n40v/though_titanic_didnt_end_well_for_many_the_live/ (-Avinash_)
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On “the office” Oscar Martinez frequently fills the role of ‘the straight man’ despite being the show’s principal gay character

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1n3s0/on_the_office_oscar_martinez_frequently_fills_the/ (Arctic_Scholar)
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There are people who were conceived to "The Hamsterdance Song."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1n3f1/there_are_people_who_were_conceived_to_the/ (chuddyman)
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Each satellite launch lessens the force of gravity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1n0oz/each_satellite_launch_lessens_the_force_of_gravity/ (iamag1436)
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Rich girls are often hot and pretty because their rich dads married pretty women

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1n0aq/rich_girls_are_often_hot_and_pretty_because_their/ (ftw_falcon)
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There is probably a lot of jokes in movie credits that no one has ever seen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1myhs/there_is_probably_a_lot_of_jokes_in_movie_credits/ (it-is-tea-time)
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Conspiracy theorists don’t realise that they’re the ones burning witches and not the witches being burnt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1mycl/conspiracy_theorists_dont_realise_that_theyre_the/ (asmrpeanut)
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The letter ‘a’ is is typed differently then written.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1mxw9/the_letter_a_is_is_typed_differently_then_written/ (ndvdree)
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There's at least one person out there who thinks it's okay to ramble because Raymond Reddington does it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1mvmw/theres_at_least_one_person_out_there_who_thinks/ (DownFromHere)
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Your neighbours know a lot more about you than you think for strangers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1muya/your_neighbours_know_a_lot_more_about_you_than/ (iriefantasies)
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If cars start to drive themselves, then blind people have a shot at getting a license.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1mut4/if_cars_start_to_drive_themselves_then_blind/ (mattseth23)
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The internet is the only place in the world where it’s ok to spy on other people having sex and master bating.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1muoe/the_internet_is_the_only_place_in_the_world_where/ (Shadowislost)
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Telling someone they are being argumentative in a fight is a checkmate. Their only options are to argue that point or admit you’re right.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1msug/telling_someone_they_are_being_argumentative_in_a/ (JesseAntale)
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Hello Kitty is the world's most wholesome catgirl.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1mrnf/hello_kitty_is_the_worlds_most_wholesome_catgirl/ (Trainer_Ed)
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Up until the moment they die, everyone on Earth could technically be considered immortal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1mrnb/up_until_the_moment_they_die_everyone_on_earth/ (RyuugaHideki)
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Theaters would likely make lots more money if they just showed annual marathons of popular franchises than they do at about 80% of new release showings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1moaq/theaters_would_likely_make_lots_more_money_if/ (HawkeyeP1)
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There is a fine line between quick wit and fuck wit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1mmt6/there_is_a_fine_line_between_quick_wit_and_fuck/ (loserlonerray)
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After you realise everyone gets morning breath, you can never look at kissing after waking up, after having sex the previous evening in movies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1mjs7/after_you_realise_everyone_gets_morning_breath/ ([deleted])
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You know you are getting older when you start to enjoy coffee.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1mi68/you_know_you_are_getting_older_when_you_start_to/ (TecnoSpider)
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There are more nipples in the world than people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1mguw/there_are_more_nipples_in_the_world_than_people/ (Nidus11857)
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It's always the people with bad tempo who clap the loudest during shows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1mgpi/its_always_the_people_with_bad_tempo_who_clap_the/ (TheWackyJacky)
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The plot of Naruto is basically if an American kid was born with the spirit of the 9/11 plane inside of him.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1mfs1/the_plot_of_naruto_is_basically_if_an_american/ (Mike_Fly123)
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The Titanic sank tonight over 100 years ago.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1mfqc/the_titanic_sank_tonight_over_100_years_ago/ (Stopkillingcats)
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You’re basically just a really fucking weird monkey.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1mflm/youre_basically_just_a_really_fucking_weird_monkey/ (goatlovesprison)
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In the future, there will be a moment where the Trap and Lofi will be recalled by people as "Old Times Music"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1mf7o/in_the_future_there_will_be_a_moment_where_the/ (Nuka_Moncho)
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If we are using face masks to protect others from our exhaust, then what about the high-speed masks with the exit exhaust port

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1mer3/if_we_are_using_face_masks_to_protect_others_from/ (remlluf)
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The more scared you get, the stronger you become

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1mb2l/the_more_scared_you_get_the_stronger_you_become/ (maxchrome)
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Everyone that has hunkered down has decided that life is worth living.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ma0t/everyone_that_has_hunkered_down_has_decided_that/ ([deleted])
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Some day in the future applications will have a “pronouns” section instead of choosing gender

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1m9zz/some_day_in_the_future_applications_will_have_a/ (JustJosh904)
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Adrenaline is nitro for animals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1m9n9/adrenaline_is_nitro_for_animals/ ([deleted])
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Man fuck babies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1m6zi/man_fuck_babies/ (rapedgrapes3)
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If you put down your phone for a day or two you 'd think the whole world has gone mad. Try it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1m5f3/if_you_put_down_your_phone_for_a_day_or_two_you_d/ (avocadoChef)
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College is the DLC of education

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1m4ie/college_is_the_dlc_of_education/ (WWWeast)
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If you sleep on the left side of the bed you’re always waking up on the wrong side of the bed in the morning

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1m400/if_you_sleep_on_the_left_side_of_the_bed_youre/ (skillakhil)
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Old school sports used to be mostly older guys lol

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1m3oh/old_school_sports_used_to_be_mostly_older_guys_lol/ (Cesar-from-LosSantos)
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'Underbelly' seems pretty redundant; it's not like you can have an overbelly or a couple of sidebellies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1m3o5/underbelly_seems_pretty_redundant_its_not_like/ ([deleted])
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It's much easier to get what you need than know what you need.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1m1d0/its_much_easier_to_get_what_you_need_than_know/ (MoralGuardiansSuck)
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There is a pool of acid just sitting in our bodies that we trust won't suddenly burst and burn us from the inside out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1lz1z/there_is_a_pool_of_acid_just_sitting_in_our/ (dannydevitoismydad82)
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By being a free country, we sacrifice control. Due to that, there are no means of effectively controlling this virus in the U.S. — and to maintain our freedom, that’s how it has to be. STAY HOME OR GET SICK.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1lyx2/by_being_a_free_country_we_sacrifice_control_due/ (ActuallyMan)
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Morality is subjective. Much of what we are is based on what we are told what we have learned.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1lwj9/morality_is_subjective_much_of_what_we_are_is/ (KevinCostnHerABuck)
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If something is unlockable then it can be both unlocked and locked

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1lwj0/if_something_is_unlockable_then_it_can_be_both/ (C4pt)
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We use the word literal so loosely that it has stopped meaning literal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1lvec/we_use_the_word_literal_so_loosely_that_it_has/ (Blade_King5690)
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The most important movies always fuck with their production companies logos.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1luzx/the_most_important_movies_always_fuck_with_their/ (Edenspawn)
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It hits different when the meaning of the song is completely the opposite of its music video

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1lusn/it_hits_different_when_the_meaning_of_the_song_is/ (kkuranyan)
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The world is full of armchair experts in following cars who have never followed a car

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1luqi/the_world_is_full_of_armchair_experts_in/ (smileedude)
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You have never watched a full movie because you blink.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ltxd/you_have_never_watched_a_full_movie_because_you/ (ACTIONIFY)
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Someone decided that it wasn’t right to be naked and then everyone else just decided to join in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1lsca/someone_decided_that_it_wasnt_right_to_be_naked/ (Jaaack1)
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When your nice while debating with someone it pisses them off and you can still claim your a good person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1lrug/when_your_nice_while_debating_with_someone_it/ (choose_username07)
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Superman could never get a natural tan.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1lro2/superman_could_never_get_a_natural_tan/ (PeculiarPete)
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You really under appreciate how much each muscle you have does until they are sore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1lrmv/you_really_under_appreciate_how_much_each_muscle/ (BDP_King)
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Profound thoughts and profane thoughts are both oh shit thoughts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1lqnf/profound_thoughts_and_profane_thoughts_are_both/ (messyslate)
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It'll be a lot easier rob places since you are forced to wear a mask

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1lqky/itll_be_a_lot_easier_rob_places_since_you_are/ (bigboyblitz)
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Someone decided it wasn’t right to be naked and everyone just went with it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1lqb7/someone_decided_it_wasnt_right_to_be_naked_and/ ([deleted])
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Joe Exotic must have been Charlie Sheen's tiger blood supplier

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1lpoe/joe_exotic_must_have_been_charlie_sheens_tiger/ (BlackCloudMagic)
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Spider-Man is pulling every single his punch and kick when he hits Doc Ock. A proper spidey punch would knock his head clean off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1limj/spiderman_is_pulling_every_single_his_punch_and/ ([deleted])
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Eventually, we will run out of ideas.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1lfkj/eventually_we_will_run_out_of_ideas/ (OrphanJupiter)
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The average cumshot has about 5 ml, and ranges from 5 to 25 calories, the average human needs 2000 calories, so you could sustain yourself in 80 to 240 loads, or a little over a soda can to two liters of semen, depending on the density.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1lf3n/the_average_cumshot_has_about_5_ml_and_ranges/ ([deleted])
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The very thing keeping us from easily reaching other celestial bodies and systems (vast space) is likely the same thing keeping us from total extinction from other objects in space impacting the planet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1lcv6/the_very_thing_keeping_us_from_easily_reaching/ (Pandonetho)
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If your white socks get dirty, it’s the person who cleaned the floor’s fault.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1lb7d/if_your_white_socks_get_dirty_its_the_person_who/ (dangitmatt1401)
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Damn can be used to signify something good or bad, but if someone says darn its only for disappointment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1laq2/damn_can_be_used_to_signify_something_good_or_bad/ (zombiem00se)
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The world could be more peacefull if we progress faster in protections items than weapons

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1la7h/the_world_could_be_more_peacefull_if_we_progress/ (Lampoule)
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Thinking that Tom Hardy spent the entire Venom movie doing his best Saul Volcano impression makes the movie that much better.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1l9qj/thinking_that_tom_hardy_spent_the_entire_venom/ (Gutzy34)
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With colleges having less money, sports like tennis, soccer, swimming, and track will disappear

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1l91z/with_colleges_having_less_money_sports_like/ (IMissFreedom)
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If someone has a lawyer they are likely extremely privileged or extremely unprivileged.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1l913/if_someone_has_a_lawyer_they_are_likely_extremely/ (Rocker6465)
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If you could understand the speech of animals, you'd be hearing a lot of pickup lines.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1l8n8/if_you_could_understand_the_speech_of_animals/ (-Firefish-)
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X's and O's are used to represent hugs and kisses (respectively) because X's look like arms when you are hugging someone, and O's look like a mouth kissing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1l8mc/xs_and_os_are_used_to_represent_hugs_and_kisses/ ([deleted])
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Maybe things get louder at night because of a instinct humans carry since pre-historical times so we can hear predators near our position

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1l7qo/maybe_things_get_louder_at_night_because_of_a/ (marcothecoolguy)
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There's probably a million thoughts shared here and a billion more to be discovered/shared yet and none of us will ever see/know them all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1l7kb/theres_probably_a_million_thoughts_shared_here/ (within_kamath23)
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The human brain is the only thing to have ever named itself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1l6wd/the_human_brain_is_the_only_thing_to_have_ever/ (smyk1600)
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“...as a friend” was literally the elementary version of saying “no homo”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1l6vm/as_a_friend_was_literally_the_elementary_version/ (GerardsCoffee)
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People with lower self-esteem are usually more resonating and understanding than egotistical people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1l67i/people_with_lower_selfesteem_are_usually_more/ ([deleted])
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Some of us will probably live to see a new language created.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1l65h/some_of_us_will_probably_live_to_see_a_new/ (Blade_King5690)
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Humans are simutaneously the hardest and easiest thing to kill, depending on circumstance

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1l5jn/humans_are_simutaneously_the_hardest_and_easiest/ (Woolilly)
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TV show cliffhangers are the original clickbait.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1l393/tv_show_cliffhangers_are_the_original_clickbait/ (N1ckS4ss)
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Even with how different each culture is, taking the father’s surname is nearly universal in each one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1l2zo/even_with_how_different_each_culture_is_taking/ (Sunfenmu)
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Gen Z: Generation Zoom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1l2xn/gen_z_generation_zoom/ (AdditionalPart)
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Everybody knows someone stupid, but nobody thinks they’re stupid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1l2p1/everybody_knows_someone_stupid_but_nobody_thinks/ (Mindingtime)
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Santa's existence has technically never been professionally disproven.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1l2ar/santas_existence_has_technically_never_been/ (MasterofCreamCheese)
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When becoming werewolves, both male and female, would get an additional 6 nipples

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1l288/when_becoming_werewolves_both_male_and_female/ (Luigihiji)
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Given the probability of a person existing who either a)looks like you or b)is your birthday twin or c) was born at the same moment as you, there's a fair chance that there exists another person who's your identical twin but not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1l1wb/given_the_probability_of_a_person_existing_who/ (within_kamath23)
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At some point everyone uses their mouth like a 3rd hand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1l1h6/at_some_point_everyone_uses_their_mouth_like_a/ (Edenspawn)
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Every year we pass the anniversary of the meteor impact that wiped out the dinosaurs and we don't even know when it happened.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1l0pb/every_year_we_pass_the_anniversary_of_the_meteor/ (Darksteel_)
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Behaviour based on ideals is ideal behaviour. Ideals altered by circumstance are Circumstantial ideals. The world we live in is comprised entirely of those compromises & like Chinese whispers is a tenuous resemblance of the ideal world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1l0mc/behaviour_based_on_ideals_is_ideal_behaviour/ (loserlonerray)
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If humans were an aquatic species, the rich would live closer to the surface where it's brighter and the poor would live in darkness

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1l0m6/if_humans_were_an_aquatic_species_the_rich_would/ (umaid_i)
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Autorotate wouldn't work in space.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1l0bj/autorotate_wouldnt_work_in_space/ (Pandaploots)
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The average person will spend 1727 hours of their life brushing their teeth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1kzs9/the_average_person_will_spend_1727_hours_of_their/ (benr783)
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While a moon is beautiful, it’s really just cosmic junk that isn’t attractive enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1kzgr/while_a_moon_is_beautiful_its_really_just_cosmic/ (CastleMaddox)
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On PC, gaming with average hardware will get you lowest settings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1kwsw/on_pc_gaming_with_average_hardware_will_get_you/ (Jaydeep0712)
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You can run into a store with a gun and demand money, or you can run into a store with money and demand a gun.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1kull/you_can_run_into_a_store_with_a_gun_and_demand/ (DoctorGengar)
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If you live to be 70 years old, you will spend 24 years a sleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1kudh/if_you_live_to_be_70_years_old_you_will_spend_24/ (noname86ttf)
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If someone asks you what you're doing (in person), they're already looking at what you're doing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ktig/if_someone_asks_you_what_youre_doing_in_person/ ([deleted])
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Mariah Carrey saying “I don’t want a lot for Christmas” then revealing she wants you is such a good insult

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ksql/mariah_carrey_saying_i_dont_want_a_lot_for/ (that-one-guy420)
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The difference between Faster and Easter is one line

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1kr4n/the_difference_between_faster_and_easter_is_one/ (llnesisll)
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Technically, all yogurt is drinkable yogurt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1kr2k/technically_all_yogurt_is_drinkable_yogurt/ (BountyHunterOfHyrule)
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If you had the power to levitate and you levitate for 12hrs without moving you would end up in another continent since the world spins.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1kqsw/if_you_had_the_power_to_levitate_and_you_levitate/ ([deleted])
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The reason nationally televised spelling bees are always with kids is because if it were adults it would be all savants that never misspell a word.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1kpzb/the_reason_nationally_televised_spelling_bees_are/ (aussiefrzz16)
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Synonym has no synonyms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1kmvf/synonym_has_no_synonyms/ ([deleted])
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Blood is one of the only liquids in which it is perfectly acceptable to be alarmed by at any given moment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1kmfi/blood_is_one_of_the_only_liquids_in_which_it_is/ (SerrinIsLatin)
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You can technically put a colon before or after any letter and it looks like a face

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1kk25/you_can_technically_put_a_colon_before_or_after/ (RustyMogwai_353)
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If they only make a spiderman every two years, but in the MCU only a year passes, Tom Holland will be 35 years old by his senior year of college.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1kk16/if_they_only_make_a_spiderman_every_two_years_but/ (kreyio3i)
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People who wished that the weekend would last forever finally got their wish

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1kixv/people_who_wished_that_the_weekend_would_last/ (SirMalcolmK)
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Many kinks deserve shaming

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1kilk/many_kinks_deserve_shaming/ ([deleted])
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The earth is a soft and watery core with a few layers closing it up so technically the earth is a ravioli

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1kidz/the_earth_is_a_soft_and_watery_core_with_a_few/ (Fluffyboi678)
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You could be sleeping with the enemy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1khdi/you_could_be_sleeping_with_the_enemy/ (Seedpound)
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Someday within our lifetimes, we will probably see a shazam style app, but for faces.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1kfoh/someday_within_our_lifetimes_we_will_probably_see/ (Ionsife)
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Tik Tok has made package seals cool.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1kacq/tik_tok_has_made_package_seals_cool/ (drunk_semen_thrower)
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A human is a luffa’s luffa

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ka0y/a_human_is_a_luffas_luffa/ (b__15)
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People who make prophecies may genuinely see into the 4th or 5th dimension, they just choose the wrong timeline

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1k99c/people_who_make_prophecies_may_genuinely_see_into/ (junothecat1)
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Small talk is the foreplay of conversation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1k8c6/small_talk_is_the_foreplay_of_conversation/ (AnathematicJuju)
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You would listen to someone read a book, you would watch someone play a game, but you'd never watch someone watching a movie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1k7jj/you_would_listen_to_someone_read_a_book_you_would/ (_u-w-u)
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We will never figure out which 'a' is silent in Aang.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1k69q/we_will_never_figure_out_which_a_is_silent_in_aang/ (sad_day_everyday)
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The Alamo is the opposite of The Game. If you forget it, you lose.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1k3qs/the_alamo_is_the_opposite_of_the_game_if_you/ (GuamTheory)
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The Homer Simpson “doh!” noise can be used to acknowledge the mistake, and admit fault, and convey it was an accident, one sound while keeping it light.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1k3ig/the_homer_simpson_doh_noise_can_be_used_to/ (bunkphalange)
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The media is trying to prevent teen vaping more than school shootings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1k3es/the_media_is_trying_to_prevent_teen_vaping_more/ (emptydogboi)
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Attractive people are experiencing what it's like to be average looking since their faces are half covered.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1k1no/attractive_people_are_experiencing_what_its_like/ ([deleted])
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Mr. Potato Head and Mrs. Potato Head probably joined their original surnames ‘Potato’ and ‘Head’ after they were married. Mr. & Mrs. Potato-Head.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1k084/mr_potato_head_and_mrs_potato_head_probably/ (Wutisthis66204)
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No matter how you slice it, people usually go faster for no reason.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1jysx/no_matter_how_you_slice_it_people_usually_go/ (Creepaface)
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We live with less confidence than we were born with.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1jyi6/we_live_with_less_confidence_than_we_were_born/ ([deleted])
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Maybe the z in Gen Z will be known as Zoom in the future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1jxyi/maybe_the_z_in_gen_z_will_be_known_as_zoom_in_the/ (exek25)
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Your left hand feels different than your right.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1jx66/your_left_hand_feels_different_than_your_right/ (Aeocry)
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Your voice only goes up at the end of a question if it is a yes/no question.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1jwz3/your_voice_only_goes_up_at_the_end_of_a_question/ (goobulous)
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Everyone has at least thought about jumping a car carrier ramp

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1jwmm/everyone_has_at_least_thought_about_jumping_a_car/ ([deleted])
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When a death row inmate is executed, they have served their sentence - even if they come back to life minutes later

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1jwfk/when_a_death_row_inmate_is_executed_they_have/ (Nego10)
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In a world with magic, the first wizards were probably just saying a bunch of things to see if anything happened

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1jw0c/in_a_world_with_magic_the_first_wizards_were/ (nunzio-puzo)
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Being on hold for 30 minutes feels way more annoying and inconvenient than standing in line for 30 minutes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1jv98/being_on_hold_for_30_minutes_feels_way_more/ (Wutisthis66204)
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The sound animals make when milked is from pleasure not from pain. Thus milking animals gives them an orgasmic sensation and is humane.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1jujz/the_sound_animals_make_when_milked_is_from/ (BasicRedditor1997)
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Having laser vision would probably be extremely accurate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1juiu/having_laser_vision_would_probably_be_extremely/ (itaitui)
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In almost all videogames, the 'rare' rarity is not rare at all

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1jt14/in_almost_all_videogames_the_rare_rarity_is_not/ (Mank_Demes_54)
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solar power is technically fusion power

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1jslg/solar_power_is_technically_fusion_power/ (jimjim54)
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If you watch an action movie in reverse, there will most likely be a point at which the hero voluntarily gets into a trap and the villain gets the hero out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1jp5v/if_you_watch_an_action_movie_in_reverse_there/ (EffectivePineapple2)
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If she swallows, technically she is a cannibal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1johj/if_she_swallows_technically_she_is_a_cannibal/ (Bitchyneanderthal)
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It is one of those rare times where our great-great grandparents would totally understand what was going on if they were alive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1jnva/it_is_one_of_those_rare_times_where_our/ (hutimuti)
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All guys are “not like the other girls”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1jnn0/all_guys_are_not_like_the_other_girls/ (SSBUplayer)
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The person with the deepest belly button is the fattest person in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1jnm7/the_person_with_the_deepest_belly_button_is_the/ (Siracha64)
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Dead fish are ocean ghosts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1jlvw/dead_fish_are_ocean_ghosts/ (Gary_October)
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Talking about a written prophesy as you're fulfilling it is a form of 4th wall breaking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1jlp8/talking_about_a_written_prophesy_as_youre/ (DarkWarrior137)
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If there is hair in your food, then the hair is gross. If there is food in your hair then the food is gross

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1jld0/if_there_is_hair_in_your_food_then_the_hair_is/ ([deleted])
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Pornhub must use the word "Step" more than a tap dancing instructor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1jk6q/pornhub_must_use_the_word_step_more_than_a_tap/ (TheRealBaconBrian)
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GTA V is the most realistic it’s ever been with so little people on the streets of LA it’s accurate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1jj1f/gta_v_is_the_most_realistic_its_ever_been_with_so/ (JohnFuckingKennedy11)
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If you spell creatively than you're doing it wrong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1jiyc/if_you_spell_creatively_than_youre_doing_it_wrong/ (SeNoR_LoCo_PoCo)
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Bees, monarch butterflies and other insects are dropping like flies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1jilc/bees_monarch_butterflies_and_other_insects_are/ (Festive_davidks2009)
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Thinking is amazing, it helps you know how to think!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1jiku/thinking_is_amazing_it_helps_you_know_how_to_think/ (ThoughtWalrus63)
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If backstabbing someone in the back is betrayl what would shooting them in the back be?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1jia9/if_backstabbing_someone_in_the_back_is_betrayl/ (DudeWithRedditAcc)
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There might be fewer divorces if men replace the word wife with girlfriend during the vows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1jgbp/there_might_be_fewer_divorces_if_men_replace_the/ (firstcruiser)
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A metaphor is a reference to an idea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1jfdn/a_metaphor_is_a_reference_to_an_idea/ (barfretchpuke)
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In the dragon ball series, the fact that nearly every saiyan has achieved super saiyan with ease despite it being lost throughout generations shows that the people of King Vegeta and universe 6 are incredibly stupid or incredibly lazy to have not figured it out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1jeke/in_the_dragon_ball_series_the_fact_that_nearly/ (Stix-and-brix)
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In Pokémon games none of your team knows each other exist except for the one who helped catch a new team mate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1jeaa/in_pokémon_games_none_of_your_team_knows_each/ (ChickenGreaseMan)
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The facemask recommendation works out great for people with bad teeth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1jd69/the_facemask_recommendation_works_out_great_for/ (fartmitten)
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The longer a host have been successfull on TV, the more awful is the tie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1jalr/the_longer_a_host_have_been_successfull_on_tv_the/ (Gullsko)
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When medication says ‘do not operate heavy machinery’, they’re probably referring to cars, but your mind always thinks of something like a fork-lift.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1jacu/when_medication_says_do_not_operate_heavy/ ([deleted])
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As a kid, “I like you” has more meaning than “I love you”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ja2q/as_a_kid_i_like_you_has_more_meaning_than_i_love/ (XxSniperSlayerxX)
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Requiring Masks to Be Worn Will Be the Death of the Bubble Gum Industry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1j9dc/requiring_masks_to_be_worn_will_be_the_death_of/ (WellLatteDa)
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A lot of movies and shows are going to have to find ways to write masks into their story lines soon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1j937/a_lot_of_movies_and_shows_are_going_to_have_to/ (felixswan)
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Everybody has an Arnold Schwarzenegger impression, but Arnold Schwarzenegger doesn't have an anybody else impersonation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1j933/everybody_has_an_arnold_schwarzenegger_impression/ (apparition88)
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If humans could fly, there’d be at least a hundred cases of drunk people splattered on high-rise buildings like flies on a windshield in the U.S. alone every week

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1j7iz/if_humans_could_fly_thered_be_at_least_a_hundred/ (swooped98)
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The penguins in Happy Feet have southern accents because they’re from Antarctica

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1j64p/the_penguins_in_happy_feet_have_southern_accents/ (swooped98)
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Maybe the real stimulus checks are the friends we made along the way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1j58i/maybe_the_real_stimulus_checks_are_the_friends_we/ (SDP123)
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If you water water, it grows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1j4lk/if_you_water_water_it_grows/ ([deleted])
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You could be doing something completely normal but is actually a big fetish for someone else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1j4g7/you_could_be_doing_something_completely_normal/ (The-Pokester)
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Having no friends is better than having half of a friend

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1j45j/having_no_friends_is_better_than_having_half_of_a/ (SirLordSupremeSir)
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Naming delicious cereal after Fred Flintstone’s daughter is a bit creepy, really.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1j3sh/naming_delicious_cereal_after_fred_flintstones/ (Wutisthis66204)
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Balsamic Vinegar reduction has the same consistency as that of a large blood clot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1j3pw/balsamic_vinegar_reduction_has_the_same/ (kasper632)
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Having half of a friend is worse than having no friends

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1j3hb/having_half_of_a_friend_is_worse_than_having_no/ (SirLordSupremeSir)
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The inside of your house would look way different if furniture didn’t have legs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1j3be/the_inside_of_your_house_would_look_way_different/ (jsassa)
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Sextortion emails won't work on people who get off on being exposed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1j389/sextortion_emails_wont_work_on_people_who_get_off/ (Edirentus)
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The older and more well known a song becomes, the higher the chances are it’s been background noise for someone being murdered.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1j340/the_older_and_more_well_known_a_song_becomes_the/ (imjasonpotts)
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Something that “defies the laws of physics”, normally actually proves them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1j315/something_that_defies_the_laws_of_physics/ (klee64)
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The inside of your house would look way different if furniture didn’t have legs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1j2s9/the_inside_of_your_house_would_look_way_different/ ([deleted])
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You know what it would feel like to lick to anything, without having to actually lick it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1j0ic/you_know_what_it_would_feel_like_to_lick_to/ (budget-mall)
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The word “SWIMS” upside-down is still “SWIMS”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1izx7/the_word_swims_upsidedown_is_still_swims/ ([deleted])
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Bread is considered vegan but yeast is a living organism..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1iyjn/bread_is_considered_vegan_but_yeast_is_a_living/ (crochetqueen616)
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Beijing, China and Perth, Australia are in the same time zone, but they’re not even in the same season.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ixbo/beijing_china_and_perth_australia_are_in_the_same/ (youngestWayne)
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Meatballs are cow nuggets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1iw6m/meatballs_are_cow_nuggets/ (SoyUnFracaso)
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Robots taking over jobs in the future will basically be TAS speed runs for the jobs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1it3j/robots_taking_over_jobs_in_the_future_will/ (JCIgaming)
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Bank robbers are not robbing banks. They are robbing the insurance of said bank.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1isfv/bank_robbers_are_not_robbing_banks_they_are/ (G-Force-499)
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If you see a streamer receive a donation of over $100, it is either another youtuber or a kid who stole his mommy’s credit card.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1irnp/if_you_see_a_streamer_receive_a_donation_of_over/ (BigBallerBenji)
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We can’t fall asleep at night, when we’re supposed to sleep, and can’t wake up in the morning, when we’re supposed to be awake.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1imsn/we_cant_fall_asleep_at_night_when_were_supposed/ (lauvnoodles)
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Good cooks probably receive way more criticism than bad ones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1im1m/good_cooks_probably_receive_way_more_criticism/ ([deleted])
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Underwear will always catch the last droplet of piss.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ilpg/underwear_will_always_catch_the_last_droplet_of/ (jkskid)
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Brain networks are when your headphones get tangled up in your pocket

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ikzh/brain_networks_are_when_your_headphones_get/ (Cottoncandyskiesthrw)
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Making more money is a good way to improve your financial situation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ihvq/making_more_money_is_a_good_way_to_improve_your/ (Gary_October)
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The cleanliness of your glasses is of far more significance than the quality of HD tv you have

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ignb/the_cleanliness_of_your_glasses_is_of_far_more/ (Grebmorts21)
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There are more toes than nipples in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ign0/there_are_more_toes_than_nipples_in_the_world/ (xKILLERUMUTx)
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Life wouldn't be funnier with a laugh track

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1iglq/life_wouldnt_be_funnier_with_a_laugh_track/ ([deleted])
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French toast is a bread omelette.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1igfi/french_toast_is_a_bread_omelette/ (joshbspiritu)
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We are gradually implanting more and more plastics and metals into ourselves - making us physically like Robots - and we are gradually imposing more and more rules onto ourselves - making us act like Robots.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1idwq/we_are_gradually_implanting_more_and_more/ (FirstlawGaming)
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Le Fou was cursed to be a snowman for helping Gaston.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ictc/le_fou_was_cursed_to_be_a_snowman_for_helping/ (ReverseWho)
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The FBI probably has the largest porn stash in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ibdg/the_fbi_probably_has_the_largest_porn_stash_in/ (CrayCon)
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Being that 90% of tape rolls fit on 90% of tape dispensers, despite being made by hundreds of different manufacturers. One can assume there was once an international committee of tape roll standardisation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1iaja/being_that_90_of_tape_rolls_fit_on_90_of_tape/ (A_Cuddly_Burrito)
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More people know about 1 error than the 403 combined that precede it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1i9xo/more_people_know_about_1_error_than_the_403/ (Essexal)
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You can’t touch music, but music can touch you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1i9m9/you_cant_touch_music_but_music_can_touch_you/ ([deleted])
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None of us have actually every touched anything in our lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1i8rg/none_of_us_have_actually_every_touched_anything/ (Mydogfarts)
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Certainly somebody has died stepping on a Lego

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1i6l4/certainly_somebody_has_died_stepping_on_a_lego/ (Pax_flash)
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"whoah, dude, it's crazy how much you can get done in a day" - everybody when we all start drinking less and going back to work

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1i5w9/whoah_dude_its_crazy_how_much_you_can_get_done_in/ (Songbird420)
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If you are what you eat, then cannibals are technically innocent people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1i5th/if_you_are_what_you_eat_then_cannibals_are/ ([deleted])
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People wouldn't dare attack zombies, like they do Chinese people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1i5js/people_wouldnt_dare_attack_zombies_like_they_do/ (SmilingAssassin23)
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If Eminem was a wizard in the Harry Potter universe, he would've been unstoppable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1i55n/if_eminem_was_a_wizard_in_the_harry_potter/ (visb13)
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Most people with a trade ended up with it because that's just the first job they managed to get.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1i4hg/most_people_with_a_trade_ended_up_with_it_because/ (usenet_alias)
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The greatest bond is shared suffering

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1i3dh/the_greatest_bond_is_shared_suffering/ ([deleted])
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Statistically a tonne of people is only about 16

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1i2lu/statistically_a_tonne_of_people_is_only_about_16/ (Dracula192)
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It’s crazy how talking to yourself is considered okay until someone sees you doing it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1i02j/its_crazy_how_talking_to_yourself_is_considered/ (LegatusBlack)
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Many marriages happen just because one party said ‘Hi’ to the other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1hyq4/many_marriages_happen_just_because_one_party_said/ (hmansloth)
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Having a win rate of 99% is much more impressive than having a win rate of 100%

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1hxkj/having_a_win_rate_of_99_is_much_more_impressive/ (nonamekill)
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"Will do anything for a friend." can have two different interpretations, it all depends on whether you have a friend or don't have one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1hwm2/will_do_anything_for_a_friend_can_have_two/ (leobie19)
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To cannibals, vegans are their version of grass-fed meat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1hw63/to_cannibals_vegans_are_their_version_of_grassfed/ (0utcazt)
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Living in constant pain will make you really appreciate simple things in life - like Opioids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1hvke/living_in_constant_pain_will_make_you_really/ (donkeyshowboy)
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Because of deadlines being pushed back, script writers and storyboard artists have a unique opportunity to perfect the projects they are working on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1hv5x/because_of_deadlines_being_pushed_back_script/ (PGinrestinct)
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If you watch enough different YouTubers, you could probably have premium Skillshare your entire life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1huhw/if_you_watch_enough_different_youtubers_you_could/ (thegodwumbo)
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Other worlds may be so advanced that some kid could have programmed everything we know to be true as if we’re living the Sims life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1hrpc/other_worlds_may_be_so_advanced_that_some_kid/ (guminhyeok)
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humans probably care more about saving turtles than they're own species

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1hq9f/humans_probably_care_more_about_saving_turtles/ (idontknowacow)
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Deaf people are much less likely to commit crimes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1hq32/deaf_people_are_much_less_likely_to_commit_crimes/ (audramurphy)
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Millions of people saw the apple fall, but Newton is the one who asked why

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ho41/millions_of_people_saw_the_apple_fall_but_newton/ (vincentrainbows)
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You probably have seen way more websites, comments or post from dead people than you think.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1hly8/you_probably_have_seen_way_more_websites_comments/ (MCUltraRetarded)
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Money can’t buy happiness, it can only by a better standard of sadness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1hlgw/money_cant_buy_happiness_it_can_only_by_a_better/ (YeeHawTheCat)
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Assless Chaps and Chapsless Asses could be interpreted as the same thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1hium/assless_chaps_and_chapsless_asses_could_be/ (El_ThotStopper)
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At some point “to do it” became shorthand for sex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1hh4a/at_some_point_to_do_it_became_shorthand_for_sex/ (roastedtoperfection)
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An innocent staycation is the opposite of a guilt trip.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1hgoi/an_innocent_staycation_is_the_opposite_of_a_guilt/ (DrAwkward404)
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Alarm clocks have probably been responsible for a lot of heart attacks .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1hg8s/alarm_clocks_have_probably_been_responsible_for_a/ (Becauseisaidsotoo)
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Happy people are infectious; so are miserable people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1hfs9/happy_people_are_infectious_so_are_miserable/ (David_Diron)
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An opposite universe couldn’t exist because the opposite of existing is to not exist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1hexe/an_opposite_universe_couldnt_exist_because_the/ (Neda78)
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We don’t realize how important the placement of applications on our phone is until everything gets messed up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1hesp/we_dont_realize_how_important_the_placement_of/ (vincentrainbows)
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Everyone is going to come to terms with how bad their breath really smells because of face masks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1hdc6/everyone_is_going_to_come_to_terms_with_how_bad/ (c4mbo)
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If you’re a “sugarbaby” through online sites, you’re essentially a modern prostitute

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1hb4r/if_youre_a_sugarbaby_through_online_sites_youre/ ([deleted])
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Very few people will die with a k/d higher than 0

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1h8sf/very_few_people_will_die_with_a_kd_higher_than_0/ ([deleted])
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You don’t realise what will become memories until you actually remember them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1h87s/you_dont_realise_what_will_become_memories_until/ (RemusRaja)
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People who need glasses see with perfect vision in their dreams.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1h7lb/people_who_need_glasses_see_with_perfect_vision/ ([deleted])
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No tolerance in schools doesn’t stop bully it just gives the bullies motivation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1h66c/no_tolerance_in_schools_doesnt_stop_bully_it_just/ (flamingpiggy)
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Old movie quality gets better the older we get.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1h4qi/old_movie_quality_gets_better_the_older_we_get/ (XBOXlive1996)
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Going to sleep is reliving the nostalgia of being inside the womb.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1h0d7/going_to_sleep_is_reliving_the_nostalgia_of_being/ (theoreocrumbles)
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Somewhere there's a culture that thinks it's rude to kiss with their eyes closed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1gzzx/somewhere_theres_a_culture_that_thinks_its_rude/ (AtopWind)
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It took thousands maybe millions of years for the rock you tripped on to be in your way

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1gxiz/it_took_thousands_maybe_millions_of_years_for_the/ (imboredsoiposthere)
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Being single sucks sometimes, but it’s a death sentence if you’re a sock.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1gwmq/being_single_sucks_sometimes_but_its_a_death/ (wilsonisadog)
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The guys who dropped the nukes on Nagasaki and Hiroshima have the highest K/D in history

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1gup1/the_guys_who_dropped_the_nukes_on_nagasaki_and/ (daveuwu09)
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The moment digital parcel signatures get actually good, we'll have to actually try

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1gtkc/the_moment_digital_parcel_signatures_get_actually/ (TTGamer2001)
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Language was invented by a dude who made random noises and everyone else just went along with it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1gq53/language_was_invented_by_a_dude_who_made_random/ (Odddsock)
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Erasers slowly sacrifice their lives because of your mistakes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1go87/erasers_slowly_sacrifice_their_lives_because_of/ (Angelic_Blossom_)
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The Last Supper was an early Easter dinner.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1gibl/the_last_supper_was_an_early_easter_dinner/ (ToadsWildRide68)
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If a fictional book A mentions a fictional book B, and that fictional book B mentions a fictional book A: You technically exist in those universes if you read either book.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1genf/if_a_fictional_book_a_mentions_a_fictional_book_b/ (badnan5410)
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Snot (the mucus located in your nose) doesn't have a smell

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ge4d/snot_the_mucus_located_in_your_nose_doesnt_have_a/ (mord4i)
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Every game is a role playing game..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1gdn7/every_game_is_a_role_playing_game/ (RIPLORN)
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Hay fever is being allergic for flora having sex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1gcc3/hay_fever_is_being_allergic_for_flora_having_sex/ (TiiGerTekZZ)
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The word 'artificial' is in itself artificial.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1gbmj/the_word_artificial_is_in_itself_artificial/ (aTVisAthingTOwatch)
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If you can't trust a thin chef a thin dessert chef is much more untrustworthy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1gb51/if_you_cant_trust_a_thin_chef_a_thin_dessert_chef/ (pikknz)
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Vampires from the original Eastern European folklore are symbols of unnatural grief (see comment for details). Trigger Warning - Unpleasant Talk About Death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1gb0w/vampires_from_the_original_eastern_european/ (LaceBird360)
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Most camera lenses are circle shaped yet the shot is squared shape after its been taken.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1galt/most_camera_lenses_are_circle_shaped_yet_the_shot/ (Aquarium-Luxor)
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If tomato is a fruit then ketchup is a smoothie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ga4k/if_tomato_is_a_fruit_then_ketchup_is_a_smoothie/ (JxhnG)
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Eyebrows probably only move for expression

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1g8q3/eyebrows_probably_only_move_for_expression/ (velvetblunder03)
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We know how to swim as sperms but not as babies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1g55y/we_know_how_to_swim_as_sperms_but_not_as_babies/ ([deleted])
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All those kids in the videos about starvation in Africa have pretty nice teeth..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1g4x4/all_those_kids_in_the_videos_about_starvation_in/ (tospace135)
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One day, there will actually be people being born on mars

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1g4gc/one_day_there_will_actually_be_people_being_born/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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Turning a taco sideways makes it into a sandwich

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1g4fi/turning_a_taco_sideways_makes_it_into_a_sandwich/ ([deleted])
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We assume the W in WTF stands for what, but it could also stand for who, where or why.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1g3g1/we_assume_the_w_in_wtf_stands_for_what_but_it/ (skinnymatters)
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Suddenly, no one cares who you are until you take off the mask.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1g2k5/suddenly_no_one_cares_who_you_are_until_you_take/ (1-800-SUCKMYDICK)
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We know how to swim as sperms but not as full grown babies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1g2ju/we_know_how_to_swim_as_sperms_but_not_as_full/ ([deleted])
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Germ control is the new fools’ game. Play hard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1g2ii/germ_control_is_the_new_fools_game_play_hard/ (jenny4life)
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Humans must seem like the paparazzi to the rest of the animal kingdom

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1g28j/humans_must_seem_like_the_paparazzi_to_the_rest/ (_MechaNiX)
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It’s cool and edgy for a girl to be a tomboy. But a man is scrutinized for being too feminine when he has a skin care routine

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1g0tg/its_cool_and_edgy_for_a_girl_to_be_a_tomboy_but_a/ (apples11234)
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It's hard to be funny, charismatic or charming when you're speaking a language you struggle with. There's probably people in your life that are all the above, yet you'll never get to see the full extent of these qualities cus of the language barrier.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1g0n6/its_hard_to_be_funny_charismatic_or_charming_when/ (Token_Black_Cock)
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Coffee is to meth what kratom is to heroin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1g045/coffee_is_to_meth_what_kratom_is_to_heroin/ (iGetMoreMoneyBro)
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People are disgusted when they see a strand of hair on their food, but completely fine when a hair is in their mouth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1fwla/people_are_disgusted_when_they_see_a_strand_of/ (EpicGamesSkinIdeas)
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Your favourite song hits different when you hear it on radio

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1fw73/your_favourite_song_hits_different_when_you_hear/ (yashwanthjoey)
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TV show characters that rely on their knowledge TV tropes to do things are smarter than they realize

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1fw5f/tv_show_characters_that_rely_on_their_knowledge/ (sorry_squid)
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Other people would probably notice if you completely stopped blinking before you did

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1fvoq/other_people_would_probably_notice_if_you/ ([deleted])
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Dogs can lick their own butts yet have trouble catching their tails.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1fvmd/dogs_can_lick_their_own_butts_yet_have_trouble/ (sharpie760)
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Lion King stole ideas from Kimba and was later made into a game for SNES and Sega Genesis. It basically stole ideas from Japan, and then later made profit as games on two Japanese consoles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1fvgx/lion_king_stole_ideas_from_kimba_and_was_later/ (Somerandompersonguy)
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The last problem that hit the first world all at once was U2’s album being automatically uploaded to everyone’s iphone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ftom/the_last_problem_that_hit_the_first_world_all_at/ (Surfing_Dinosaur)
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Mirrors have a delay, it’s just so short no one notices

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ft2a/mirrors_have_a_delay_its_just_so_short_no_one/ (JusTh1nkin)
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Somewhere in the stone ages, someone tried to swim in lava.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1fr8f/somewhere_in_the_stone_ages_someone_tried_to_swim/ (Dony_y)
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If a mirror dimension did exist, we could never enter it because our alternate self would keep bumping into us at the entrance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1fr3o/if_a_mirror_dimension_did_exist_we_could_never/ (VastasGaming)
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Doritos gave us flavor blasted cool ranch only to discontinue them and give us less flavoring than before

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1fr1v/doritos_gave_us_flavor_blasted_cool_ranch_only_to/ (tarzan556)
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You can replace the “I” in “Family” with any vowel and it will still sound right

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1fp65/you_can_replace_the_i_in_family_with_any_vowel/ (Bazzazz)
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“Slightly better than good” sounds worse than just “Good.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1fozo/slightly_better_than_good_sounds_worse_than_just/ (DiseasedCupcake)
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The actor for Trevor from GTA V's son, will have to live knowing his dad stamped someone's brain out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1fner/the_actor_for_trevor_from_gta_vs_son_will_have_to/ (xxxRedRacer14)
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Lucky Charms’ cereal has the same shape as cat food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1fm31/lucky_charms_cereal_has_the_same_shape_as_cat_food/ (MrGarf)
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Wet floor signs are useless for blind people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1flti/wet_floor_signs_are_useless_for_blind_people/ (therealdanhickey)
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Car chases in movies will become a lot more lame when self-driving cars become widespread

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1flm1/car_chases_in_movies_will_become_a_lot_more_lame/ (darkgiIls)
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If men watch lesbian porn, do women watch gay porn

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1fk5m/if_men_watch_lesbian_porn_do_women_watch_gay_porn/ (Psycaridon-t)
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In order to correctly understand the difference between what is right and what is wrong, you must correctly understand the difference between what is right and what is wrong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1fjp9/in_order_to_correctly_understand_the_difference/ (theponderingd3xt3r)
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In Harry Potter, magicians with rap abilities will have a serious advantage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ffot/in_harry_potter_magicians_with_rap_abilities_will/ (ada988)
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There has to be one movie that the most people died while watching it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ffjl/there_has_to_be_one_movie_that_the_most_people/ (daniel7001)
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Since everyone is locked inside their houses, UFO can finally land without being spotted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1fevi/since_everyone_is_locked_inside_their_houses_ufo/ (klatkasalowa5)
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The compliment "you're so beautiful you could be a model!" doesn't hold up anymore because the person WOULD BE probably be internet famous by now if it were true

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1fet2/the_compliment_youre_so_beautiful_you_could_be_a/ (AnonPinkLady)
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Ash Ketchum is named that way because he has to catch em all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1fe3i/ash_ketchum_is_named_that_way_because_he_has_to/ (Swag-of-the-dark)
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Robin hood probably has perfect aim while peeing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1fdl8/robin_hood_probably_has_perfect_aim_while_peeing/ (saltylick)
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Yellow traffic signals are actually orange.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1fcy4/yellow_traffic_signals_are_actually_orange/ (Darthtony1207)
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Morty Never refers to Rick as just “Grandpa”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1fchm/morty_never_refers_to_rick_as_just_grandpa/ (ChickenBob323)
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When a male nuts, he is releasing a ripoff of his dad’s semen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1fccp/when_a_male_nuts_he_is_releasing_a_ripoff_of_his/ ([deleted])
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Your youngest self is also your oldest self.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1fb8i/your_youngest_self_is_also_your_oldest_self/ (Grestchim)
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Cats would make bad drunks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1f9f5/cats_would_make_bad_drunks/ (hucklebutter)
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In 5 years, the only way to get plastic straws will be to order them off the black market.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1f8qv/in_5_years_the_only_way_to_get_plastic_straws/ (CFrayne51)
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There is no warning for blind people that the flood is wet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1f7pc/there_is_no_warning_for_blind_people_that_the/ ([deleted])
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nobody trusts the first wipe if it comes back clean

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1f7mt/nobody_trusts_the_first_wipe_if_it_comes_back/ (jasoneill23)
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The burglary industry must be in shambles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1f6wt/the_burglary_industry_must_be_in_shambles/ (Emasraw)
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Scratching your buthole is technically fingering your self

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1f67p/scratching_your_buthole_is_technically_fingering/ (powerpig2000)
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Lord Farquaad probably drank pina coladas while Shrek was on his quest

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1f5v6/lord_farquaad_probably_drank_pina_coladas_while/ (IamJarJarB1nks)
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Humans are electric blankets for cats

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1f5d8/humans_are_electric_blankets_for_cats/ (Big_Stiffy)
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Grocery store workers are going to be respected way more, probably for years to come.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1f4vc/grocery_store_workers_are_going_to_be_respected/ (rainyforests)
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Leaves are little solar panels for plants and trees.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1f3rz/leaves_are_little_solar_panels_for_plants_and/ (Necromonicus)
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A laser has an infinite point blank range

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1f3ia/a_laser_has_an_infinite_point_blank_range/ (Ghtgsite)
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Bring your kid to work day will probably never happen again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1f3hs/bring_your_kid_to_work_day_will_probably_never/ (benhadtue)
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Marvel post-credits have turned us into Pavlov’s dogs. Even sitting through credits of non-Marvel movies because you’ve been conditioned.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1f35u/marvel_postcredits_have_turned_us_into_pavlovs/ (PurpOrchid)
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If the glass can be either half full or half empty then it is simultaneously both and neither.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1f11f/if_the_glass_can_be_either_half_full_or_half/ (ryjmd)
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The world's average legs per person is less than two.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1f0jg/the_worlds_average_legs_per_person_is_less_than/ (pollon_24)
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It's sad how products have to be advertised as 'being real.' For example: "Made with real sugar!" Or "Made with real fruit!"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1f0iq/its_sad_how_products_have_to_be_advertised_as/ (B4K3R245)
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Money can buy happiness because of anit-depressants

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ews9/money_can_buy_happiness_because_of_anitdepressants/ (8YourOrgans)
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the photo used for your funeral, could have already been taken.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ew5g/the_photo_used_for_your_funeral_could_have/ (JackLlewellyn2)
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No effort was made to even artificially make vanilla ice cream look the same color as vanilla beans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1evyc/no_effort_was_made_to_even_artificially_make/ (gluuey)
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All footprints are carbon footprints.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1euxp/all_footprints_are_carbon_footprints/ (Meatwad5)
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With a cool change in the weather, almost always comes rain, but with rain a cool change doesn’t almost always come.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1euv8/with_a_cool_change_in_the_weather_almost_always/ (Biggest_Chungus_)
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The movie Cats removed the buttholes; Tiger King did the opposite.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1etyt/the_movie_cats_removed_the_buttholes_tiger_king/ (scriptdog1)
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The game boy color was probably a lot less exciting for color-blind kids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1etx0/the_game_boy_color_was_probably_a_lot_less/ (ShadowsGirl9)
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If someone tells you a joke in your dream, you came up with that joke.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1esjk/if_someone_tells_you_a_joke_in_your_dream_you/ ([deleted])
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When people go to some Asian countries and see red bean flavored things they think, “weird bean flavored dessert,” but technically chocolate, vanilla, and coffee desserts are all bean flavored.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1erpj/when_people_go_to_some_asian_countries_and_see/ (Hamdip05)
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If someone tells a joke in your dreams you inveted that dream

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1epzc/if_someone_tells_a_joke_in_your_dreams_you/ ([deleted])
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There are songs, poems and quotes that will tell you to either keep going, or to give up. The timing at which you hear or read that advice is strictly serendipitous.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1enug/there_are_songs_poems_and_quotes_that_will_tell/ (and_a_side_of_fries)
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Maybe the reason people cut cucumbers so thin is that they don't really like them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1em61/maybe_the_reason_people_cut_cucumbers_so_thin_is/ (MatthewSaxophone)
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The inside of a nostril probably has a smell but we are all used to it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1elxa/the_inside_of_a_nostril_probably_has_a_smell_but/ (StandardHumanNumber6)
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We were all the youngest at one point but we might never be the oldest

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ekgf/we_were_all_the_youngest_at_one_point_but_we/ (DigitalBubble33)
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After all those years being in school you'd think you'd see more papers in Times New Roman 12 font

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ekf8/after_all_those_years_being_in_school_youd_think/ (TeamTrySoft)
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The tv shows other characters watch look more interesting than what the viewer gets to watch

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ekep/the_tv_shows_other_characters_watch_look_more/ (madaradeath9)
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Wonder if any of the dogs barking after one starts barking is telling them to shut up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ekbx/wonder_if_any_of_the_dogs_barking_after_one/ (Soopuhfloss)
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Most recent First Ladies have probably sung Marilyn Monroe's version of 'Happy Birthday' to their husbands

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ejwb/most_recent_first_ladies_have_probably_sung/ ([deleted])
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Salad bar technology might save the human race.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ej96/salad_bar_technology_might_save_the_human_race/ (Juice_Stanton)
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In the movie ℃ars they have ℃ar sex

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ej0h/in_the_movie_ars_they_have_ar_sex/ (Villmink)
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Spider-Man would leave an awful mess if he lived in a rural forested state.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1eix8/spiderman_would_leave_an_awful_mess_if_he_lived/ ([deleted])
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The silverware you use at a restaurant has been in hundreds of strangers mouths at the very least.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1eilo/the_silverware_you_use_at_a_restaurant_has_been/ ([deleted])
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If you can take out the travel and the dress code for your job and still don't like your job, you just don't like your job

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ehyv/if_you_can_take_out_the_travel_and_the_dress_code/ (ptapobane)
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Once you fall asleep you have no way of knowing if you ever really wake up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1egei/once_you_fall_asleep_you_have_no_way_of_knowing/ (Jammygamer2)
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Learning about historical events is interesting; living through a historical event sucks!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1egag/learning_about_historical_events_is_interesting/ (VenusAssTrap)
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The Who are probably disappointed we got fooled again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1efcm/the_who_are_probably_disappointed_we_got_fooled/ (SDR_Bug)
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Suddenly Lots of People are Involuntarily Celibate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1eegk/suddenly_lots_of_people_are_involuntarily_celibate/ (Pinkmongoose)
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A company that actually treats their employees/customers well never has to remind anyone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1edqv/a_company_that_actually_treats_their/ (DropItLikeItsHotdogs)
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Some of the most listened to songs were created for television and not albums

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1eddz/some_of_the_most_listened_to_songs_were_created/ (The-Euphoric-Atheist)
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The reason we only ever lose one sock is because if we lost both we wouldn’t realize.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ecdb/the_reason_we_only_ever_lose_one_sock_is_because/ (Jamster02)
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Potatoes are the divas of TV Dinners

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ecaa/potatoes_are_the_divas_of_tv_dinners/ (chairmanlmao114)
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The statement "I'm a liar" can never be false

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ea86/the_statement_im_a_liar_can_never_be_false/ (HotPocketBomb)
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Every building in the world is a history museum because everything in it is from the past.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1e8qr/every_building_in_the_world_is_a_history_museum/ (CharlieUhUh)
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Dreadnought is a really badass word

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1e87o/dreadnought_is_a_really_badass_word/ (AnotherWP)
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Learning the Linux command line is quite literally learning how to talk to digital penguins.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1e7vn/learning_the_linux_command_line_is_quite/ (ElsaFrozen2013)
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It's dumb how companies don't use TLDR's for their terms of service

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1e6qm/its_dumb_how_companies_dont_use_tldrs_for_their/ (HakinBasr)
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Every Galaxy has a unique sound

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1e67u/every_galaxy_has_a_unique_sound/ (aurelius270)
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Clark Kent's Superman outfit is one big underwear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1e531/clark_kents_superman_outfit_is_one_big_underwear/ (lopezjessy)
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The voice actors in games are much more memorable than movie actors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1e2rh/the_voice_actors_in_games_are_much_more_memorable/ (maxchrome)
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Someday a bunch of these homemade masks are going to be in museums all over.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1e0b7/someday_a_bunch_of_these_homemade_masks_are_going/ (Rainbow_Plague)
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Many Agoraphobic people must think they were right all along.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1dylb/many_agoraphobic_people_must_think_they_were/ (Buttocks-Ocean)
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Journalists are historians specializing in the history of a few hours ago

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1dyla/journalists_are_historians_specializing_in_the/ (amishbreakfast)
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Humans like to sleep when it's raining, because of a primal instinct of safety, since no predators are going on a hunt while it's raining.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1dxv2/humans_like_to_sleep_when_its_raining_because_of/ (maxchrome)
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There are infinitely many different triangles, but all circles and squares are identical in shape

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1dxip/there_are_infinitely_many_different_triangles_but/ (AxialGem)
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Pawn shops would pawn other pawn shops

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1dwa3/pawn_shops_would_pawn_other_pawn_shops/ ([deleted])
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No matter what the interval is, you are still skip counting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1dvra/no_matter_what_the_interval_is_you_are_still_skip/ (Slxphz)
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Your odds of predicting the day of your death gets better every day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1dun9/your_odds_of_predicting_the_day_of_your_death/ (Voidbringer)
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Essential workers work to keep the world turning. Non-essential workers work to make rich people richer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1dsst/essential_workers_work_to_keep_the_world_turning/ (TheBikeTruck)
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Dragonball is a martial arts series where fights are heavily determined by raw power and strength rather than skill which is the opposite of what martial arts teaches.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1drq8/dragonball_is_a_martial_arts_series_where_fights/ (IAmBlack626)
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The relationship is only at stake when she is unhappy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1dn5x/the_relationship_is_only_at_stake_when_she_is/ (robustearing)
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Every building has a Drive Thru if you are brave enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1dn0r/every_building_has_a_drive_thru_if_you_are_brave/ (Wyntarian)
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Flipping $1200 will be the next trend.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1dmxr/flipping_1200_will_be_the_next_trend/ (delitskinnedmexican)
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If something is wrong, it is not false

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1dmty/if_something_is_wrong_it_is_not_false/ (TeakKey7)
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Most people think lobsters are fancy meal, but there are McDonald's in Maine selling lobster rolls

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1dlqv/most_people_think_lobsters_are_fancy_meal_but/ ([deleted])
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When you have a rabbit you REALLY do get dust bunnies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1dlf0/when_you_have_a_rabbit_you_really_do_get_dust/ (CanadianQualityBud)
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Beating children is noob stomping IRL

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1dipw/beating_children_is_noob_stomping_irl/ (TheAntiSophist)
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The younger twin is actually the faster sperm because if it got in first it has to go last on the way back

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1dhv1/the_younger_twin_is_actually_the_faster_sperm/ (ThatCocoaBean)
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When you're an adult, you get to be who you want to be.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1deph/when_youre_an_adult_you_get_to_be_who_you_want_to/ (bornfromdust)
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The Flash doesn’t really need a phone and can communicate faster without one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1d8wq/the_flash_doesnt_really_need_a_phone_and_can/ (notprospero)
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The only 2 male lions in the lion king WERE scar and mufasa. So Nala and simba. Are either.... well....

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1d7lf/the_only_2_male_lions_in_the_lion_king_were_scar/ (bradenc103)
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The scariest part about being blind would the possibility of sitting right next to a spider and not knowing about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1d5gq/the_scariest_part_about_being_blind_would_the/ (you-reddit-right)
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The first language of more than a billion people is one named for another country on a different continent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1d4zi/the_first_language_of_more_than_a_billion_people/ (ericdegr8)
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Nebula look like plato

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1d3lj/nebula_look_like_plato/ (dinoosoor)
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Being an astronaut, with your helmet on and pressurized, an hour before launch, and your nose starts to itch, must be an unimaginable horror.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1d361/being_an_astronaut_with_your_helmet_on_and/ (mcdrifter)
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Walking to nowhere is a lot less tiresome than walking to somewhere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1d2sr/walking_to_nowhere_is_a_lot_less_tiresome_than/ (Verssy)
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Watching your Roomba randomly chase an ant that got in your house is the adult version of a kid with a magnifying glass.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1cz66/watching_your_roomba_randomly_chase_an_ant_that/ (Bikelikeadad)
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Only the minority of people give, without wanting something in return.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1cyzc/only_the_minority_of_people_give_without_wanting/ (asdfag95)
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Video games either way under estimate the time it takes to do something or way over estimate the time it takes to do something

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1cyfv/video_games_either_way_under_estimate_the_time_it/ (StammerBigHead)
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Atoms never touch each other and we are all made of atoms so technically we have never touched anything in our lives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1cxuc/atoms_never_touch_each_other_and_we_are_all_made/ (bradenc103)
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One day all porn producers came together and one of them said: "You know what? It's all about family!"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1cwgy/one_day_all_porn_producers_came_together_and_one/ (Mr_KREKK)
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Whoever decided 'the customer is always right' is an idiot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1cwa7/whoever_decided_the_customer_is_always_right_is/ (Mahony0509)
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You don't decide what food you like and dislike

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1cw0c/you_dont_decide_what_food_you_like_and_dislike/ (canyoukysnow)
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Lot of people could have perfect pitch, they just don’t know musical notation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1cvi3/lot_of_people_could_have_perfect_pitch_they_just/ (Doctor196)
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When we breathe, our vocal cords vibrate on a frequency we can't hear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1csrl/when_we_breathe_our_vocal_cords_vibrate_on_a/ ([deleted])
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You might have jacked to porn with a member of your family you never knew or if no faces were visable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1cs1g/you_might_have_jacked_to_porn_with_a_member_of/ (Atalkingpizzabox)
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If only simps get laid, the next generations will be full of Simpsons.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1cr3j/if_only_simps_get_laid_the_next_generations_will/ (tugberk72)
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It has been estimated that there are up to seven billion rats on the planet, yet you rarely ever see one just roaming around. Imagine how many Rattatas there must be in the Pokémon world if you can't walk 10 steps in the grass without running into one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1cr0l/it_has_been_estimated_that_there_are_up_to_seven/ (F-O)
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No matter how strict Lois was on Malcom in the Middle her kids behavior never improved

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1cq2c/no_matter_how_strict_lois_was_on_malcom_in_the/ ([deleted])
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Tall people are expected to use their reach to help shorter people, but if a tall person were to ask a short person to hand them something they dropped on the floor it'd be insulting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1cq1h/tall_people_are_expected_to_use_their_reach_to/ (smyk1600)
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Coma patients who went under before January are going to be very surprised when they wake up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1cohy/coma_patients_who_went_under_before_january_are/ (roraima_is_very_tall)
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Saliva is a dangerous weapon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1cnrh/saliva_is_a_dangerous_weapon/ (catholic_cowboy)
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Nickelback is the Nichols Cage of music

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1cnd0/nickelback_is_the_nichols_cage_of_music/ (Swagnasty15)
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Saying that’s it’s Opposite Day is a paradox

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1cmvh/saying_thats_its_opposite_day_is_a_paradox/ (smyk1600)
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Gray is the opposite of Gray

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1cmra/gray_is_the_opposite_of_gray/ (77Chaotic)
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Seasonal Food Network shows are always filmed during a wildly different season, probably leaving recipients of food donations confused

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1cmls/seasonal_food_network_shows_are_always_filmed/ (jesslikescoffee)
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History is a new thing, it’s hard to imagine life 100 years ago never mind 100,000 years ago.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ckp8/history_is_a_new_thing_its_hard_to_imagine_life/ ([deleted])
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The word "white meat" comes from the colour after cooking, but red meat comes from the color before cooking

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1cket/the_word_white_meat_comes_from_the_colour_after/ (crispu67)
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The real difference between optimists and pessimists is that one lives hoping they are right and the other lives fearing they are right.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1cja5/the_real_difference_between_optimists_and/ (ifugiveamouseanupvot)
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Most people in the Star Wars universe won’t even know about the period of the Skywalker saga.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ci7b/most_people_in_the_star_wars_universe_wont_even/ (AJ_RK)
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13 year olds set their Insta accounts to private, only to wish for more followers afterwards.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1chft/13_year_olds_set_their_insta_accounts_to_private/ (Lammian)
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Oil is worthless in a society without consumption.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ch6q/oil_is_worthless_in_a_society_without_consumption/ (CanadianArtGirl)
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it feels like you are always walking straight even though you turn, it just doesn't feel like it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1cgz7/it_feels_like_you_are_always_walking_straight/ (TheBros13)
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Your dishwasher or washing machine are probably the cleanest places in your house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ceo2/your_dishwasher_or_washing_machine_are_probably/ (Squader_boi)
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Subconsciously we change the voice in our head reading comments on posts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ce0o/subconsciously_we_change_the_voice_in_our_head/ (notprospero)
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There probably aren’t a lot of bad skydivers left in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1cdao/there_probably_arent_a_lot_of_bad_skydivers_left/ (loganwrench12)
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The people posting 'tan lines' pictures don't seem to realize there will be no tan lines because people aren't going outside

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1cd70/the_people_posting_tan_lines_pictures_dont_seem/ (FadedBlaze)
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checking out grocery store employees cuz you’re so lonely and crave human interaction

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1caif/checking_out_grocery_store_employees_cuz_youre_so/ ([deleted])
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Mobile phone is the new ankle bracelet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1c8mr/mobile_phone_is_the_new_ankle_bracelet/ (iamgulshansingh)
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When people die their bodies go down, when fish die their bodies go up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1c7of/when_people_die_their_bodies_go_down_when_fish/ (gabriel_tiny_toes)
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If movies were like real life there would constantly be new conflicts, new resolutions, and no clue what it’s about

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1c6zn/if_movies_were_like_real_life_there_would/ (Cottoncandyskiesthrw)
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You know you’re getting old when you relate to all the parents in kid movies who comment or make jokes about how their back hurts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1c5jy/you_know_youre_getting_old_when_you_relate_to_all/ (playful_pisces)
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A thermostat is a money-to-comfort converter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1c54f/a_thermostat_is_a_moneytocomfort_converter/ (hrrm)
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Your tongue’s spice tolerance is probably higher than or equal to the anus rather than the other way around.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1c42v/your_tongues_spice_tolerance_is_probably_higher/ (genius414)
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There’s only a set amount of “dirty” in the world because as one thing gets cleaned the other thing becomes dirtier.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1c3zl/theres_only_a_set_amount_of_dirty_in_the_world/ (2SheepAndHalfACow)
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The old guy from UP kinda looks like Martin Scorsese

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1c2mz/the_old_guy_from_up_kinda_looks_like_martin/ (ScottyX2)
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The next big trend is definitely going to be personalized face masks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1c29y/the_next_big_trend_is_definitely_going_to_be/ (delitskinnedmexican)
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When you look backwards but walk forwards are you walking forwards or backwards

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1c25i/when_you_look_backwards_but_walk_forwards_are_you/ (daddypig31)
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The technology probably exists, but the thought of a deodorant offering 96 hour protection is a little off-putting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1c1ro/the_technology_probably_exists_but_the_thought_of/ (yoshiplace)
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When bicycles were first invented people didn’t realize they would never forget how to ride one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1c1qb/when_bicycles_were_first_invented_people_didnt/ (galspanic)
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People are trying to create new greener electric powerplant, but forget to convert energy used in a day back to electricity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1c1gs/people_are_trying_to_create_new_greener_electric/ (MirrorCraze)
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Ancient artifacts could just be decoys to distract us from the real history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1c12j/ancient_artifacts_could_just_be_decoys_to/ ([deleted])
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If a grave is six feet deep and most men are shorter than that every gravedigger on his first day was probably spooked when his coworkers lifted the ladder for the standard initiation prank.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1c0gm/if_a_grave_is_six_feet_deep_and_most_men_are/ (kasque)
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Scientifically, the first living creatures on earth fed on methane vents in the ocean. Life started because someone decided to eat a fart.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1bz7a/scientifically_the_first_living_creatures_on/ (Equilibrist)
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'Crusty' has a wholly negative connotation- except in relation to bread - which is universally positive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1by94/crusty_has_a_wholly_negative_connotation_except/ (MumboNo8)
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Most of the reality show are not real.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1bxp5/most_of_the_reality_show_are_not_real/ (MirrorCraze)
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The Mandela Effect is a perfect example of how shitty our memories can be.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1buz1/the_mandela_effect_is_a_perfect_example_of_how/ (DeadLightsOut)
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Some discoveries are ground breaking because everyone drops what they are doing to learn more about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1btpo/some_discoveries_are_ground_breaking_because/ (PrayedHippo498)
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"Beef patty" makes far more sense logically than "hamburger"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1bsvt/beef_patty_makes_far_more_sense_logically_than/ ([deleted])
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When someone who always talks bad behind your back says something nice about you , you are pleased than normal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1bqct/when_someone_who_always_talks_bad_behind_your/ (Rahul001122)
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If you’re fat and you get drunk quickly - you’re a heavyweight lightweight

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1bn0y/if_youre_fat_and_you_get_drunk_quickly_youre_a/ (woops_wrong_thread)
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Addictions are for people who aren't satisfied with the base number of biological needs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1bm1p/addictions_are_for_people_who_arent_satisfied/ (cartoon_violence)
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Over population, we're all part of the problem

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1bk9j/over_population_were_all_part_of_the_problem/ ([deleted])
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A vegan wouldn’t ride Thomas the tank engine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1bis8/a_vegan_wouldnt_ride_thomas_the_tank_engine/ (trtzbass)
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If you put a humidifier and a dehumidifier in the same room, you would essentially have a wireless hose

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1bi4t/if_you_put_a_humidifier_and_a_dehumidifier_in_the/ (theblueninja1)
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Thanks to autocorrect there's been a serious decline in the number of people writing "Congrats"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1bhbc/thanks_to_autocorrect_theres_been_a_serious/ (aragonaut)
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Metropolis wouldn't decrease in crime; Superman would instead inspire indirect crime like cybercrime

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1bgsx/metropolis_wouldnt_decrease_in_crime_superman/ (Blade4004)
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People boast that the stimulus check isn’t any real money to them, yet they qualified to receive it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1bggh/people_boast_that_the_stimulus_check_isnt_any/ (coldwhipzx)
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People might actually start wearing tin foil hats because of 5G radiation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1bfp1/people_might_actually_start_wearing_tin_foil_hats/ (some_guy_on_reddits)
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Our face is the safest place for a fly to land since we are less likely to take a full force swat at it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1bflq/our_face_is_the_safest_place_for_a_fly_to_land/ (rvadom)
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If you start a conversation with someone you have not met yet, no matter how long that conversation lasts, you have still technically only talked to that person once in your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1beyf/if_you_start_a_conversation_with_someone_you_have/ (TheRealKingPotato)
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Most people have good shower thoughts, but forget them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1beqy/most_people_have_good_shower_thoughts_but_forget/ (garfields_)
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Most Superheros would not even have anywhere to carry a cellphone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1bebz/most_superheros_would_not_even_have_anywhere_to/ ([deleted])
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Scooby Doo can give consent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1bdza/scooby_doo_can_give_consent/ (xX_EpicRobloxKid_Xx)
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There are an infinite amount of numbers between zero and one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1bb09/there_are_an_infinite_amount_of_numbers_between/ (jman5x)
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Some one must have finally blessed the rains down in Africa

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1basc/some_one_must_have_finally_blessed_the_rains_down/ (Ccwaterboy71)
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People with shit tastes enjoy stuff more than people with good taste

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1baqf/people_with_shit_tastes_enjoy_stuff_more_than/ (TheUltimate11)
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BDSM is only acceptable if you're a rich white guy otherwise it's akin to CSI New York

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1b8nk/bdsm_is_only_acceptable_if_youre_a_rich_white_guy/ ([deleted])
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You self-inflict pain by clapping to show others how much you enjoyed their work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1b7vb/you_selfinflict_pain_by_clapping_to_show_others/ (nikaazma)
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Prohibition probably reduces birthrates

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1b79v/prohibition_probably_reduces_birthrates/ (Pasta-hobo)
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Taco Bell needs a buffet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1b5r4/taco_bell_needs_a_buffet/ ([deleted])
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Social acceptance of wearing masks is probably making those suffering from mouth herpes a whole lot happier

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1b4o7/social_acceptance_of_wearing_masks_is_probably/ (welcome-to-the-list)
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You can’t digest the plastics in gum, so if you ate nothing but gum and drank nothing but water you could shit pure synthetics

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1b4f7/you_cant_digest_the_plastics_in_gum_so_if_you_ate/ (Big_old_Bulldog)
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A person is more likely to eat a shark then a shark is to eat a person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1azxd/a_person_is_more_likely_to_eat_a_shark_then_a/ (Themapples07)
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Chicken might taste completely different for every person and we would have no idea because to everyone it still tastes like chicken.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1azbe/chicken_might_taste_completely_different_for/ (BuegeCJ)
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The ‘Chads’ imagined by incels are what the incels would be if they were Chads.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1axte/the_chads_imagined_by_incels_are_what_the_incels/ (SexySwedishSpy)
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The more languages you speak the more jokes you’ll understand

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1arsc/the_more_languages_you_speak_the_more_jokes_youll/ (panitarysads)
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A bank is technically a dollar store

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1an5w/a_bank_is_technically_a_dollar_store/ (RevanTheFallen)
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The abysmal end of the Game of Thrones series is kind of fitting. It was really good at killing characters that were meticulously crafted in the most horrible ways. In the end, the show itself met a similar demise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1amhx/the_abysmal_end_of_the_game_of_thrones_series_is/ (wearebobNL)
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We drink milk in the morning when we're trying to wake up, and we drink milk at night to try and help us sleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1aler/we_drink_milk_in_the_morning_when_were_trying_to/ (Taymac070)
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For once, the news isn't filled with reports of mass shootings every day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1akda/for_once_the_news_isnt_filled_with_reports_of/ (grogfella)
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If we are all still wearing masks when Halloween comes around, the scariest costume will be one that doesn't involve wearing a mask.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1aka9/if_we_are_all_still_wearing_masks_when_halloween/ (cornbeefandcabbage)
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The mandela effect isn't a result of you crossing dimensions, it's just evidence that the story of your life has been retconned.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ak2a/the_mandela_effect_isnt_a_result_of_you_crossing/ (deathstarskeet)
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Sperm is not vegan

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ajpp/sperm_is_not_vegan/ (virien69)
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Professional sports have done a poor job setting our expectations for what a reasonable retirement age is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1aiq4/professional_sports_have_done_a_poor_job_setting/ (s_other)
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There will be a day where its abnormal to see everyone wearing masks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1aiin/there_will_be_a_day_where_its_abnormal_to_see/ (Ironbull77)
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Sleepiness is weird it shows up uninvited when doing some productive work,But when lying on bed it is nowhere to be found.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1agbr/sleepiness_is_weird_it_shows_up_uninvited_when/ ([deleted])
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Spider-Man almost certainly has auto-rotate turned off on his phone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1ae4i/spiderman_almost_certainly_has_autorotate_turned/ (Mile_High_Hoosier)
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Having the lowest amount of reported crime is either really great or really terrible

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1adie/having_the_lowest_amount_of_reported_crime_is/ (reddituser084)
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The internet/social media can make anyone famous overnight. Even those who don’t use it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1abdp/the_internetsocial_media_can_make_anyone_famous/ ([deleted])
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there is not a single spoon in your house that hasnt been used to eat cereal at least once

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1aa2p/there_is_not_a_single_spoon_in_your_house_that/ ([deleted])
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You've never had toast that wasn't bread before

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1a9qk/youve_never_had_toast_that_wasnt_bread_before/ (alan_sais_hi)
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"Give" and "take" are antonyms (opposite meanings), but "caregiver" and "caretaker" are synonyms (similar meanings).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1a9j0/give_and_take_are_antonyms_opposite_meanings_but/ (Atteronious)
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The determination whether someone is cool or a nerd can directly correlate to the opacity of their glasses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1a9h0/the_determination_whether_someone_is_cool_or_a/ (lawziet)
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The tallest person to climb Mt Everest is the record holder for the person to be the highest above sea level on land

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1a8lt/the_tallest_person_to_climb_mt_everest_is_the/ (quakealive)
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For archeologists, beauty is never skin deep. In fact, they only see what's inside.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1a4z6/for_archeologists_beauty_is_never_skin_deep_in/ (jose628)
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Cats have remarkably clean assholes for animals that don't wipe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1a4hn/cats_have_remarkably_clean_assholes_for_animals/ (timmy3am)
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If you intentionally have a "last beer" or "last cigarette" before quitting, then it definitely won't be your last.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1a4cu/if_you_intentionally_have_a_last_beer_or_last/ (JonLuckPickard)
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Scents are flavoured air

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1a4ac/scents_are_flavoured_air/ (EdibleChair123)
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In Europe instead of Foot fetishes, they have meter fetishes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1a3si/in_europe_instead_of_foot_fetishes_they_have/ (A1if)
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The Middle Ages is the period between the Fall of the Roman Empire and the Fall of the Roman Empire

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1a2yp/the_middle_ages_is_the_period_between_the_fall_of/ (ThiagoMacgyver)
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The easiest way to prove evolution is real is simply by creating a habit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1a2ft/the_easiest_way_to_prove_evolution_is_real_is/ (HermitTheKermit)
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Eventually we turn to dust and fade away

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1a29w/eventually_we_turn_to_dust_and_fade_away/ (DS_1700)
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Humans were probably created in 1922 and false memories were implanted into our brains and all geological evidence of humans before 1922 was placed there in 1921 by Aquaman's dad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g19yvu/humans_were_probably_created_in_1922_and_false/ (LargeBigHuge)
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Sports are probably the most toxic fandom

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g19yj6/sports_are_probably_the_most_toxic_fandom/ ([deleted])
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If your teeth were stained by everything you ate like they do with coffee, beet farmers would look terrifying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g19xyv/if_your_teeth_were_stained_by_everything_you_ate/ ([deleted])
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We shouldn't be chasing dreams they're unpredictable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g19xnk/we_shouldnt_be_chasing_dreams_theyre_unpredictable/ (Gobletofjam11)
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The world never sees you the way you look yourself in the mirror.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g19xjz/the_world_never_sees_you_the_way_you_look/ ([deleted])
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Being an "entrepreneur" is one of the few titles you can gain with no success and keep even after repeated failure.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g19v06/being_an_entrepreneur_is_one_of_the_few_titles/ (mr_teeny)
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Predicting the end of the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g19r57/predicting_the_end_of_the_world/ (oxyfemboi)
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If the bodys natural temperature is around 100°F, then why is 100°F so hot when it not radiating from our body's.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g19ov6/if_the_bodys_natural_temperature_is_around_100f/ (Velveeta2019)
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The people who make posts popular are people who have their feed set to "new posts".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g19o2n/the_people_who_make_posts_popular_are_people_who/ (Creamtri)
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The person who created the “common, uncommon, rare, epic, and legendary” loot pool in video games doesn’t get enough credit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g19lr7/the_person_who_created_the_common_uncommon_rare/ (yeet5769)
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The presidency is literally just a popularity contest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g19llm/the_presidency_is_literally_just_a_popularity/ (sea_weed_salad)
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When you are downloading files, not downloading at all is perhaps better than downloading very slowly, because the former one does not last long but the latter one usually does and will take you hours.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g19len/when_you_are_downloading_files_not_downloading_at/ (nova_41)
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If people were somehow given a choice whether to be born or not, the population would probably be a lot lower

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g19k6h/if_people_were_somehow_given_a_choice_whether_to/ (potential_ban)
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If eyes are the windows of the soul, then contacts are windscreens for the soul.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g19fgh/if_eyes_are_the_windows_of_the_soul_then_contacts/ (Dr-Merg)
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When you’re born you basically join one big Battle Royale for that birth year. The winner is decided, in true Battle Royale fashion, by whoever is the last one alive from that birth year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g19f64/when_youre_born_you_basically_join_one_big_battle/ (Henamation)
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People believe exercise is healthy, yet the bodies of most athletes fall apart more quickly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g19f4t/people_believe_exercise_is_healthy_yet_the_bodies/ (IMissFreedom)
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Bald people always have a good hair day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g19eog/bald_people_always_have_a_good_hair_day/ (darkMatter9th)
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There's a planet named after you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g19e9a/theres_a_planet_named_after_you/ (newengland_schmuck)
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AirBnB has made it very easy for pornographers to secure different sets for their movies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g19e3z/airbnb_has_made_it_very_easy_for_pornographers_to/ (to_the_hunt)
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People refuse to believe in fairy tales unless the book is so old that no one from its era is alive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g19dy6/people_refuse_to_believe_in_fairy_tales_unless/ (JoeFas)
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An infinite amount of things had to to go exactly the way they went for you to be alive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g19dwu/an_infinite_amount_of_things_had_to_to_go_exactly/ (junothecat1)
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By saving pandas, rhinos and other endangered species and fighting a thriving new organism, humans are doing their best to stop evolution

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g19csn/by_saving_pandas_rhinos_and_other_endangered/ (jose628)
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If you were to predict and broadcast a passenger train wreck on live TV, it would probably get record ratings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g19c8g/if_you_were_to_predict_and_broadcast_a_passenger/ (PHL1365)
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Ass guys have mommy issues and tits guys are mamas boys.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g19bwh/ass_guys_have_mommy_issues_and_tits_guys_are/ (Slow_Koala)
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When you die, your pets are probably gonna wonder when you're coming back and die thinking about the same thought.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g19b0i/when_you_die_your_pets_are_probably_gonna_wonder/ (FkHarlequin-)
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No one would show up to a social anxiety club.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g199ye/no_one_would_show_up_to_a_social_anxiety_club/ (indica-drakiotes)
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Taking notes by hand makes you a slow and sloppy printer that only has one font.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g199tq/taking_notes_by_hand_makes_you_a_slow_and_sloppy/ (Golfing-Guru)
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Movies are a POV of the camera

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g199h7/movies_are_a_pov_of_the_camera/ (Whytho_on_yt)
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Steroids are the real-life equivalents to a strength potion

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g198yw/steroids_are_the_reallife_equivalents_to_a/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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The next country to invade Switzerland would probably be remembered as a huge dick.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g195s3/the_next_country_to_invade_switzerland_would/ (BACONeater8888)
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When placing one portal above each other (both leading to the other one) at your height + shoulder to wrist length, there are two unanswerable possibilities. 1. Would you fall as an infinite chain of infinite people, or 2. You would completely stop.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g195ge/when_placing_one_portal_above_each_other_both/ (Tarute)
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we are all cloning machines, but need another to complete the process

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g192gr/we_are_all_cloning_machines_but_need_another_to/ (BlueEyedBoggleFish)
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Mankind ate a lot of random shit along the way finding out what's actually edible

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1910l/mankind_ate_a_lot_of_random_shit_along_the_way/ (sureshot182)
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Volunteering for that one way trip to Mars doesn't seem like a bad idea anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g190p7/volunteering_for_that_one_way_trip_to_mars_doesnt/ ([deleted])
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a Pokémon’s final evolution is becoming a Ghost-type

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g18yg1/a_pokémons_final_evolution_is_becoming_a_ghosttype/ ([deleted])
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If you close your eyes halfway then you can see in letterbox and turn life into a movie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g18y1q/if_you_close_your_eyes_halfway_then_you_can_see/ (_MarkNutt_)
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When scrolling, stuff on the screen isn't moving. It's just the changing of color in the pixels.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g18uk7/when_scrolling_stuff_on_the_screen_isnt_moving/ (maddest_1ad)
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Small sections of uncut grass are easier to spot than large sections of uncut grass.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g18tmm/small_sections_of_uncut_grass_are_easier_to_spot/ (antithotnation)
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When something is "cold," it lacks lots of the energy known as heat, but not all of it. So something "cold" is still hot, just barely hot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g18tk8/when_something_is_cold_it_lacks_lots_of_the/ (maddest_1ad)
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After every year a child survives, we challenge them to extinguish a fire without setting themselves on fire. Extra points if they can do it in only one blow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g18qxx/after_every_year_a_child_survives_we_challenge/ (Jokker_is_the_name)
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Maybe hair stops growing at a given length like your body, but nobody went far enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g18ou8/maybe_hair_stops_growing_at_a_given_length_like/ (vincentrainbows)
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There's a decent chance that the "middle school S" will make a strong comeback in future retirement homes when elder millenials are bored

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g18o0g/theres_a_decent_chance_that_the_middle_school_s/ (vexed_chexmix)
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Parents saying "No, all done" to their child when they wanted them to be done with something probably led to a poor work ethic and a complacent attitude towards projects later in life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g18l9o/parents_saying_no_all_done_to_their_child_when/ (mydude311)
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Most of us were born because at least ONE person decided to have sex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g18kn8/most_of_us_were_born_because_at_least_one_person/ (WeASeL_Antigua)
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Soup can be thicken with mashed potato

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g18kjd/soup_can_be_thicken_with_mashed_potato/ (______-____________-)
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“W” only looks like a double u if you write it in cursive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g18jo2/w_only_looks_like_a_double_u_if_you_write_it_in/ (Blue_Chameleon_)
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The closer you are to the end the further away it feels

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g18ix9/the_closer_you_are_to_the_end_the_further_away_it/ (Andrija6897)
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You can't have sex with Black Canary without using a ball gag.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g18i41/you_cant_have_sex_with_black_canary_without_using/ (Traltun)
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Right now is the cleanest the Earth will be for a long time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g18hqk/right_now_is_the_cleanest_the_earth_will_be_for_a/ (ASinglePlant)
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It is kind of ironic we chose the most easily breakable finger (pinky) to use to seal a promise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g18eip/it_is_kind_of_ironic_we_chose_the_most_easily/ (adidaman)
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“That was just yesterday?” Has probably been said more in the last month than it has is the last 100 years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g18e0q/that_was_just_yesterday_has_probably_been_said/ (gracfool)
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We show people our teeth to express happiness/joy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g18d14/we_show_people_our_teeth_to_express_happinessjoy/ (78Carnage)
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No one hates a gacha game more than veterans of the gacha game

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g18bb7/no_one_hates_a_gacha_game_more_than_veterans_of/ (KWAKUDATSU)
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The first film out at the cinema after lock down is gonna be huge no matter what

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g18a8g/the_first_film_out_at_the_cinema_after_lock_down/ (Natsa86)
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People seem to value sunshine and fresh air more than water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g189r1/people_seem_to_value_sunshine_and_fresh_air_more/ ([deleted])
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Penguins are the bird version of Pandas and Zebras.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g18930/penguins_are_the_bird_version_of_pandas_and_zebras/ (Senpai_com)
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Maybe vampires are real but people are afraid of them away so they turn into mosquitos only to feed themselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g187rm/maybe_vampires_are_real_but_people_are_afraid_of/ (gk4dead)
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Indiana Jones is a international killer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g184qc/indiana_jones_is_a_international_killer/ (Deadshotcrp)
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Asthma inhalers are safety bongs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g184pd/asthma_inhalers_are_safety_bongs/ (Weeberry1)
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The whole reason why, when something is adorable, you want to aggressively squeeze it is because love and hate are made by the same chemical in your brain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g183ln/the_whole_reason_why_when_something_is_adorable/ (Sofia_864)
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“Color” is to “Colour” as “Mustache” is to “Moustache”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g183aa/color_is_to_colour_as_mustache_is_to_moustache/ (ChickenBob323)
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Parenting teenagers is an exercise in taking the Kobayashi Maru every day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g18282/parenting_teenagers_is_an_exercise_in_taking_the/ (miltondelug)
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You can write, read, sing, compose, draw, wait in, tangle, inspect, and do lines

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g181ih/you_can_write_read_sing_compose_draw_wait_in/ ([deleted])
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English uses only a very small subset of all the sounds that are used in languages

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g17zr5/english_uses_only_a_very_small_subset_of_all_the/ (AxialGem)
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Live Safe is not something you'd expect to see after McAfee.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g17yqi/live_safe_is_not_something_youd_expect_to_see/ (moan-oh-lis-ahh)
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Harry Potter has his mother's eyes, but only in appearance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g17yl1/harry_potter_has_his_mothers_eyes_but_only_in/ (narcoticcoma)
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The only bad thing about dogs is their life expectancy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g17y5n/the_only_bad_thing_about_dogs_is_their_life/ (PatientParfait)
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For how important it is to our survival as a species and for how fun it is, it's weird that we don't have any real type of widespread accredited sexual education (safety, hygiene, technique, etc.) for *adults* of all ages.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g17xz6/for_how_important_it_is_to_our_survival_as_a/ (grynde7)
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100 years ago changes every year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g17xur/100_years_ago_changes_every_year/ (whyisuniverse)
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Weird to think that someone could see snow outside and feel absolutely compelled to go on social media and announce it as if we’re all blind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g17w8j/weird_to_think_that_someone_could_see_snow/ (and_a_side_of_fries)
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People with hearing impairments who read lips must be really frustrated with everyone wearing facemasks in public.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g17w4k/people_with_hearing_impairments_who_read_lips/ (theyetislammer)
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You only have a few minutes to live, but when you breath resets the timer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g17tt0/you_only_have_a_few_minutes_to_live_but_when_you/ (Sofia_864)
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You can ask voice assistants to turn off Wifi but you can never ask them to turn it on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g17te0/you_can_ask_voice_assistants_to_turn_off_wifi_but/ (Dislike24)
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Apple and Samsung have files on your masturbation schedule because of smartwatches.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g17qqt/apple_and_samsung_have_files_on_your_masturbation/ (donutshopsss)
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The entire mobile game ad market is dependent on porn

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g17pqc/the_entire_mobile_game_ad_market_is_dependent_on/ (DrVeigonX)
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Governments could've been planting absurdly dumb conspiracies in the conspiracy theory community so that when a plausible one happens it could be regarded as a "conspiracy theory".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g17nub/governments_couldve_been_planting_absurdly_dumb/ (7i75)
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Rock, paper, scissors can actually resolve a lot of conflicts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g17n92/rock_paper_scissors_can_actually_resolve_a_lot_of/ (vincentrainbows)
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Adam was doing just fine until Eve showed up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g17lwi/adam_was_doing_just_fine_until_eve_showed_up/ (karma-enigma)
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Vacuum cleaners are robot dogs you have to walk around your house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g17lfi/vacuum_cleaners_are_robot_dogs_you_have_to_walk/ ([deleted])
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Books are hallucination paper

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g17ldw/books_are_hallucination_paper/ (Ericcartman0618)
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Bugs and spiders that scare humans away probably get a false sense of confidence and bravado that gets them killed by their actual predators

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g17l3s/bugs_and_spiders_that_scare_humans_away_probably/ (cheesytanker)
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Everyone at some point gave a conspiracy a brief thought

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g17jk9/everyone_at_some_point_gave_a_conspiracy_a_brief/ (sriramempire)
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If the sun never set on the British empire, then you can also say the sun never rose.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g17jk4/if_the_sun_never_set_on_the_british_empire_then/ (icy_joe_blow)
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There's probably a really good story behind the invention of straws.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g17ipx/theres_probably_a_really_good_story_behind_the/ (subnauticalife)
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If Never Going to Give You Up was unlisted, not that many people would notice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g17igj/if_never_going_to_give_you_up_was_unlisted_not/ (potatoeoe)
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When mentioning peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, we always note that the butter is peanut butter, but almost never note what flavor the jelly is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g17hp6/when_mentioning_peanut_butter_and_jelly/ (Nicholas-Pressey)
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Luke and Leia probably think they are different ages because a year on Tattoine is probably different than Alderaan

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g17h4y/luke_and_leia_probably_think_they_are_different/ (IHateMyHandle)
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Almost every superpower that has been thought up has some drawback associated with it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g17gct/almost_every_superpower_that_has_been_thought_up/ (Vaders-desciple_01)
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A “Video surveillance” sign has two totally different connotations when you are a customer compared to when you are an employee

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g17cfp/a_video_surveillance_sign_has_two_totally/ (Ironbull77)
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When a car carrier tows an ambulance, than it is an ambulance for an ambulance

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g17c27/when_a_car_carrier_tows_an_ambulance_than_it_is/ (BeepBeepImASheep98)
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Shark Tank is literally just people sorting by new, but with companies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g17bo0/shark_tank_is_literally_just_people_sorting_by/ (HowardtheDuck275)
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It doesn’t matter what opinion you have, someone will always disagree with it on the internet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g17axh/it_doesnt_matter_what_opinion_you_have_someone/ (asdf_young)
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If a tow truck carries an ambulance, than it is an ambulance ambulance

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g17ako/if_a_tow_truck_carries_an_ambulance_than_it_is_an/ (BeepBeepImASheep98)
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A black market for haircuts has gone from laughable to undeniably existent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g178ng/a_black_market_for_haircuts_has_gone_from/ (1toomanytimes)
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If humans could see far into the future we would probably make the same mistakes all over again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1771y/if_humans_could_see_far_into_the_future_we_would/ (CySnark)
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The British pronounce everything fancier. Except "fillet", the fanciest steak.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g176cd/the_british_pronounce_everything_fancier_except/ (Elvis-Martini)
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There are more nipples in the world than human.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g175ve/there_are_more_nipples_in_the_world_than_human/ (The-DrunkenSailor)
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We're seeing the first generation ever to have HD baby pictures

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g175np/were_seeing_the_first_generation_ever_to_have_hd/ (KaartBoi)
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Any natural calamity is someone deleting cache and cookies on Earth computer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1757i/any_natural_calamity_is_someone_deleting_cache/ (MadHawkxx)
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cows are just big dogs you can milk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1750d/cows_are_just_big_dogs_you_can_milk/ (idontknowacow)
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DND is the original random number generator game.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g172z5/dnd_is_the_original_random_number_generator_game/ (ivlark)
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Happiness takes a lot of work

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1729z/happiness_takes_a_lot_of_work/ (mamalogic)
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The sun is perpetually setting somewhere as the earth rotates

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g171o2/the_sun_is_perpetually_setting_somewhere_as_the/ (Ryno3no)
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The way people take off their clothes in movies turns their top inside-out and it bothers the heck out of me

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g170yc/the_way_people_take_off_their_clothes_in_movies/ (f0me)
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If you ran around everywhere like most people do in videogames, it would raise a lot more suspicion than you seem to attract in video games.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g16zth/if_you_ran_around_everywhere_like_most_people_do/ (reddituser-exe)
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In the land of the blind, a one-eyed man wouldn't be king, he'd be considered insane.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g16s20/in_the_land_of_the_blind_a_oneeyed_man_wouldnt_be/ ([deleted])
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Random songs appearing in our minds act like a Rememberall in Harry Potter and the songs pop in to tell us we forgot something without telling us what.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g16rwd/random_songs_appearing_in_our_minds_act_like_a/ (WillyWhomper)
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Tortilla chip bags always have a window so you can see the chips but potato chip bags don’t.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g16p8i/tortilla_chip_bags_always_have_a_window_so_you/ (A_Legendary_Medic)
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We're all made out of exploded star corpses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g16nr1/were_all_made_out_of_exploded_star_corpses/ (lonlywanderer2970)
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If masks stay around for a while, the nose tip might become the new nipple

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g16l3a/if_masks_stay_around_for_a_while_the_nose_tip/ (ihavethebestmarriage)
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Celebrating a successful Zoom Meeting ending with an enormous bong rip will be a lot more difficult after we all have to return to the office

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g16kua/celebrating_a_successful_zoom_meeting_ending_with/ ([deleted])
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Condoms and pacifiers are made of the same material.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g16jcl/condoms_and_pacifiers_are_made_of_the_same/ (Shinji246)
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2020s will be the decade where concerts and conventions are going to be a scapegoat, just like guns and violent video games.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g16h38/2020s_will_be_the_decade_where_concerts_and/ ([deleted])
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Photographers must be so giddy that they can take photos that were previously impossible where so many people once gathered

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g16ff2/photographers_must_be_so_giddy_that_they_can_take/ (TabCompletion)
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The inventor of the coffee pot lid that allows for the pot to be removed mid-brew without dripping coffee onto the hot plate truly understood the average coffee consumer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g16eub/the_inventor_of_the_coffee_pot_lid_that_allows/ (ChecksUsernames)
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You can't skip breakfast because your next meal will always be "breaking your fast"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g16d4w/you_cant_skip_breakfast_because_your_next_meal/ (Pope_Mantis)
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Muggle magic would probably work on wizards too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g169pz/muggle_magic_would_probably_work_on_wizards_too/ (GeTRoGuE)
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You might not have been texting the person you believed you were.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g169ne/you_might_not_have_been_texting_the_person_you/ (--NiNjA--)
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We put a lot of emphasis on not sharing work and answers in school just to go and share work in our real life jobs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1698x/we_put_a_lot_of_emphasis_on_not_sharing_work_and/ (HawtKoreanGril)
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A really successful manager might have to hire a manager to manage the successful managers appointments.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g168ht/a_really_successful_manager_might_have_to_hire_a/ (SteliosPo)
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Our inner voice is always at the same volume. We can’t turn it up or down, we are only able change the tone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g168cb/our_inner_voice_is_always_at_the_same_volume_we/ (vicxkz)
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If you’re a sketchy person but you’re nice, that just makes you even sketchier.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1679e/if_youre_a_sketchy_person_but_youre_nice_that/ (mysticpolka)
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We went really quickly from "you shouldn't use your phone near a gas pump" to "you can use your phone to pay for your gas".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1661d/we_went_really_quickly_from_you_shouldnt_use_your/ (Huggsy-The-Penguin)
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If dogs were to become intelligent and start developing their own technology, they'd probably create UI based on smells instead of visual displays

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g165xk/if_dogs_were_to_become_intelligent_and_start/ (grantb92)
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The word "Exclusive" in headlines is aimed at advertisers, not consumers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g163xr/the_word_exclusive_in_headlines_is_aimed_at/ (mukluk_slippers)
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It is scary how arbitrary everything we do or experience is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g163m3/it_is_scary_how_arbitrary_everything_we_do_or/ (RodzRodzRodz)
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If somebody knocks on the stall and you answer "come in" they probably won't come in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g15zsv/if_somebody_knocks_on_the_stall_and_you_answer/ (Moreec)
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Most coffee smells better than it tastes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g15zj2/most_coffee_smells_better_than_it_tastes/ (sarcassholes)
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you know the story is good when you fancy being a character in it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g15zeb/you_know_the_story_is_good_when_you_fancy_being_a/ (xXDarkCubeXx)
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Cows are technically just big dogs you can milk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g15zce/cows_are_technically_just_big_dogs_you_can_milk/ (idontknowacow)
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Most of the modern professional artists' works are much less recognized than the 20th century German dictator's

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g15wua/most_of_the_modern_professional_artists_works_are/ ([deleted])
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You're probably in a picture frame in some strangers house, because you were in the background of a photo.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g15weg/youre_probably_in_a_picture_frame_in_some/ ([deleted])
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It feels like we are in the movie Groundhog’s Day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g15vww/it_feels_like_we_are_in_the_movie_groundhogs_day/ (brizzle227)
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Choices are much harder in video games than in real life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g15vga/choices_are_much_harder_in_video_games_than_in/ (Rajdeepkashyap)
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If someone apologizes for something that doesn't bother you, chances are it's because it would bother them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g15la7/if_someone_apologizes_for_something_that_doesnt/ (Frankaos333)
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Someday the flag will forever fly at half mast due to so many tragedies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g15ksd/someday_the_flag_will_forever_fly_at_half_mast/ (FireRabbit67)
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If you feel down just remember that with every millisecond you're a millisecond closer to death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g15jsc/if_you_feel_down_just_remember_that_with_every/ (justwantout_210)
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The chances of being killed by your pet is low, but never zero.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g15igx/the_chances_of_being_killed_by_your_pet_is_low/ (PatientParfait)
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Humans can survive underwater but not for very long.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g15hjq/humans_can_survive_underwater_but_not_for_very/ (HotAshDeadMatch)
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Your atoms have a much better chance of finding a date than you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g15gu8/your_atoms_have_a_much_better_chance_of_finding_a/ (SomeoneSaveMe101)
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The counterpart of "all right" is "nothing left" so if somebody is not all right it's because they have nothing left.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g15fyw/the_counterpart_of_all_right_is_nothing_left_so/ ([deleted])
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Some conspiracy theorists must have deliberately invented conspiracies just to sell books and videos.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g15fox/some_conspiracy_theorists_must_have_deliberately/ (couldbeCPTSD)
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The opposite of "all right" is "nothing left" so when somebody is not all right it's because they have nothing left.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g15f72/the_opposite_of_all_right_is_nothing_left_so_when/ ([deleted])
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The chances of your leg being ripped off while it hangs out of you bed is low, but never zero.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g15ei8/the_chances_of_your_leg_being_ripped_off_while_it/ ([deleted])
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John Cena entering the WWE ring with no crowd on sight is kinda ironic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g15d0a/john_cena_entering_the_wwe_ring_with_no_crowd_on/ (Calorie_Killer_G)
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The fact that satellites are often made in part with gold and that we’re slowly advancing into an era of mass space exploration might sign we will have space pirates in the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g15bt3/the_fact_that_satellites_are_often_made_in_part/ (padilhaaa)
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We were all once the youngest baby on Earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1597m/we_were_all_once_the_youngest_baby_on_earth/ (justwantout_210)
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All online classes are technically homework

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g157gk/all_online_classes_are_technically_homework/ (DankaRulz)
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Younger generations are better at using tech because of the many reasons why they can just fiddle around with things and figure things out accidentally, then remember it for later.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g156kt/younger_generations_are_better_at_using_tech/ (thaumiumking9)
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Nude bodies are censored more than acts of destroying the body in movies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1557q/nude_bodies_are_censored_more_than_acts_of/ (Morighant)
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Getting ready in the morning seems so 2019

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g154dy/getting_ready_in_the_morning_seems_so_2019/ (ir88ed)
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Having big breasts because you are overweight it's like driving a fast car because it's falling off a cliff

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1549k/having_big_breasts_because_you_are_overweight_its/ (Zarathustra1969)
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Cooking is, for the most part, making hard things soft and soft things hard by heating them up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g152fl/cooking_is_for_the_most_part_making_hard_things/ (Tahoma-sans)
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If childhood is heaven and adulthood is hell, teenage is purgatory.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g151hz/if_childhood_is_heaven_and_adulthood_is_hell/ (leedoyoung)
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Ra Ra Rasputin, gently down the stream. Merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g150yb/ra_ra_rasputin_gently_down_the_stream_merrily/ (amiliaaaa)
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Humans are the only animal that know about every other animal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g150ac/humans_are_the_only_animal_that_know_about_every/ (reddituser084)
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The Bene Gesserit litany against fear works for other emotions, too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g14z4g/the_bene_gesserit_litany_against_fear_works_for/ (whiskeybridge)
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Calling someone and telling them they need to be tested has taken on a whole new meaning

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g14y85/calling_someone_and_telling_them_they_need_to_be/ (SockGoblin)
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The one that shall not be named, could have wished all the undesired humans out of existence without collateral damage, but it just had to be a flood.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g14xew/the_one_that_shall_not_be_named_could_have_wished/ (Nazamroth)
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Botox is probably the reason many older actors can't get parts, since they can't credibly play middle-aged/elderly characters looking like that

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g14wi4/botox_is_probably_the_reason_many_older_actors/ (RupFox)
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Grandparents are a form of MLM marketing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g14wc3/grandparents_are_a_form_of_mlm_marketing/ (hykuna)
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Lately you can really tell who saves money and who does not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g14uyw/lately_you_can_really_tell_who_saves_money_and/ (manthe43)
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Most of these thoughts probably weren’t even made whilst showering

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g14ugm/most_of_these_thoughts_probably_werent_even_made/ (Jarvis_The_Hutt)
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Spongebobs final episode will be so damn sad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g14u4i/spongebobs_final_episode_will_be_so_damn_sad/ (Animalbois)
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Maybe the reason we can’t find trolls under bridges is because they all moved to the internet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g14u3f/maybe_the_reason_we_cant_find_trolls_under/ (Yizzeard)
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Volcanos are the planet's assholes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g14sd0/volcanos_are_the_planets_assholes/ (Sonic_theHog)
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If cats where bigger is size, they will probably hunt us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g14s6p/if_cats_where_bigger_is_size_they_will_probably/ (nostatoch)
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A cow's skin is worth way more money per pound than it's meat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g14ryu/a_cows_skin_is_worth_way_more_money_per_pound/ (Tiny4901)
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Batman’s kinda dumb for not giving Alfred a codename, he talks to him so much while fighting bad guys.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g14rx3/batmans_kinda_dumb_for_not_giving_alfred_a/ (ChewbaccalypseNow)
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Lights in video games use real electricity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g14njm/lights_in_video_games_use_real_electricity/ ([deleted])
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We typically want our fiction to be believable and our nonfiction to be unbelievable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g14mvl/we_typically_want_our_fiction_to_be_believable/ (mrprimeminista)
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A night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g14m4k/a_night_before_a_day_off_is_more_satisfying_than/ ([deleted])
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The closer you are with someone the more serious the question "How are you?" is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g14l5n/the_closer_you_are_with_someone_the_more_serious/ (shanidota)
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Wireless chargers use wire to wirelessly charge devices.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g14jpq/wireless_chargers_use_wire_to_wirelessly_charge/ (lazar_cirovic03)
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Calling someone a sub-par golfer can be both an insult or a compliment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g14j8p/calling_someone_a_subpar_golfer_can_be_both_an/ (Delverton)
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Cats must think humans are lazy when they wake up to hunt in the evening only to see their servants napping all night long

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g14ixd/cats_must_think_humans_are_lazy_when_they_wake_up/ (PM_ME_THY_BEST_MEMES)
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A bread bowl with soup inside is technically a form of open faced sandwich since there’s only one piece of bread.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g14ila/a_bread_bowl_with_soup_inside_is_technically_a/ (127-0-0-0)
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The person tasked with naming mattresses must have had some plump royalty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g14hla/the_person_tasked_with_naming_mattresses_must/ (lemystery)
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We’ve all turned into dogs. We roam the house all day looking for food. We’re told ‘no’ if we get to close to strangers and we get really excited for cars rides

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g14hjf/weve_all_turned_into_dogs_we_roam_the_house_all/ (TheBreed_)
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Stationery is specifically designed to be moved around to distant locations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g14fst/stationery_is_specifically_designed_to_be_moved/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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Constipated people are truly badass.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g14eyn/constipated_people_are_truly_badass/ ([deleted])
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It is entirely possible that we get to choose our stats at the start of our lives, but due to us being babies, we just choose randomly cos we're stupid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g14cqt/it_is_entirely_possible_that_we_get_to_choose_our/ (random-jojo-fan)
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Stars could be the air holes in our enclosure/tank

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g14alx/stars_could_be_the_air_holes_in_our_enclosuretank/ (Bitchinkitchen1901)
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A cement factory furnace can function as a mass crematorium in extreme need

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g149i7/a_cement_factory_furnace_can_function_as_a_mass/ (muchawesomemyron)
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If stormtroopers miss everything they aim for they could aim at anything except the heroes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g147o0/if_stormtroopers_miss_everything_they_aim_for/ (MilanDespacito)
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The search for intelligent extraterrestrial life is futile

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g146cd/the_search_for_intelligent_extraterrestrial_life/ (Solid-Canary)
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No one ever wonders how fast a computer can walk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g140u7/no_one_ever_wonders_how_fast_a_computer_can_walk/ (ArchangelAsh)
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If news outlets explained everything like we were 5, we would likely have a lot more informed people in the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g13z5c/if_news_outlets_explained_everything_like_we_were/ ([deleted])
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The sounds of cars starting up and engines revving in movies is going to sound weird once more and more vehicles are electric

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g13yj4/the_sounds_of_cars_starting_up_and_engines/ ([deleted])
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The voice in your head changes as you grow up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g13yc2/the_voice_in_your_head_changes_as_you_grow_up/ (PixelLeader)
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The first guy who made a new colour by mixing two colours must have felt it like a magic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g13w3h/the_first_guy_who_made_a_new_colour_by_mixing_two/ (256Moin256)
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If you work in the complaints department of a company, all the other departments are trying to put you out of a job

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g13vo4/if_you_work_in_the_complaints_department_of_a/ (tomuelmerson)
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The youngest person on earth was just born

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g13v43/the_youngest_person_on_earth_was_just_born/ ([deleted])
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Crossing the street to avoid someone has never been more socially acceptable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g13v1a/crossing_the_street_to_avoid_someone_has_never/ (FabioEGonzales)
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There is more porn on the internet than one could actually watch each waking minute of their life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g13ttt/there_is_more_porn_on_the_internet_than_one_could/ (roastedtoperfection)
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Ninja Turtles pizza delivery drivers probably get nervous when they’re told to deliver to the manhole on the corner

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g13thb/ninja_turtles_pizza_delivery_drivers_probably_get/ ([deleted])
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Bravery without intellect is suicidal, but Intellect without bravery is genocidal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g13sr2/bravery_without_intellect_is_suicidal_but/ (Snowball15963)
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All life, has to destroy life, to sustain life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g13s4p/all_life_has_to_destroy_life_to_sustain_life/ (Henrious)
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Being morbidly obese is no different to taking part in extreme sports. You do something (eating) that gives you intense enjoyment while risking your physical well being.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g13rk4/being_morbidly_obese_is_no_different_to_taking/ ([deleted])
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There are probably a bunch of kids who made birthday wishes to close school

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g13pe7/there_are_probably_a_bunch_of_kids_who_made/ (mrlamename)
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Older generations talk normally on the phone but shout on Facetime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g13orp/older_generations_talk_normally_on_the_phone_but/ (nGx96)
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"Beyond Scared Straight" is the Dr. Phil show but more harsh

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g13ldt/beyond_scared_straight_is_the_dr_phil_show_but/ (Ontario-)
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Mr Blue sky never told us why he had to fly away for so long

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g13kc4/mr_blue_sky_never_told_us_why_he_had_to_fly_away/ (Colonal-Sanders)
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You always only have a couple of minutes left to live, but the timer restarts whenever your heart beats.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g13e6s/you_always_only_have_a_couple_of_minutes_left_to/ ([deleted])
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Salons/Barbershops are going to be booming in the near future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g13ajg/salonsbarbershops_are_going_to_be_booming_in_the/ (Sp0wnjb0b)
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The WWE 2k games are more realistic than actual WWE events

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g13ahi/the_wwe_2k_games_are_more_realistic_than_actual/ (arolop)
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One day you're going to move house, and all the treats your dog has buried will be left behind

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g137h5/one_day_youre_going_to_move_house_and_all_the/ (Geebung1)
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Males are probably more genetically physically attractive than females are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g132ls/males_are_probably_more_genetically_physically/ ([deleted])
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If you're truly serious about tasting food and wine you shouldn't wear lipstick.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g130wz/if_youre_truly_serious_about_tasting_food_and/ (all4reddit)
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Programming javascript teaches you a lot about making life choices, you make one mistake and it can make your day miserable until you undo everything and start from scratch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g12zov/programming_javascript_teaches_you_a_lot_about/ ([deleted])
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The most annoying thing that we all sleep on is when we want to search something or do something but we get sidetracked and never remember what we were gonna do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g12y2h/the_most_annoying_thing_that_we_all_sleep_on_is/ (leightonw23)
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Bombs will be harder to defuse if all of its wires were the same colour

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g12xlq/bombs_will_be_harder_to_defuse_if_all_of_its/ (NakedShamrock)
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There is no reason for a referee if you are playing fifa with no rules.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g12uom/there_is_no_reason_for_a_referee_if_you_are/ (andrigamer16)
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The surface of our skin are dead skin cells, meaning that we’re literally dead on the outside.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g12uf1/the_surface_of_our_skin_are_dead_skin_cells/ (joshujo10)
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I've never seen a character creator that had an option to add braces.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g12toc/ive_never_seen_a_character_creator_that_had_an/ (DatomasSigma)
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Typing in the blurry letter security code while people are watching is an awkward spot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g12svj/typing_in_the_blurry_letter_security_code_while/ (Brady12Gronk87)
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90% of the population sees a left handed person in the mirror.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g12sfu/90_of_the_population_sees_a_left_handed_person_in/ (therealpkg)
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'Hope' is pouting in advance

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g12sfq/hope_is_pouting_in_advance/ (PoolSharkPete)
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When experiencing tooth decay, your insides are rotting. You’re literally dying inside.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g12sdt/when_experiencing_tooth_decay_your_insides_are/ (k455i)
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There's no such thing as a Thunderbolt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g12rma/theres_no_such_thing_as_a_thunderbolt/ (Ukleon)
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The bigger the belly, the smaller the dick.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g12q6j/the_bigger_the_belly_the_smaller_the_dick/ (boffobop)
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Cheese is milk jelly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g12pdo/cheese_is_milk_jelly/ (A_Union_Of_Kobolds)
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Shame is your inner quality control

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g12olh/shame_is_your_inner_quality_control/ (Zelda_____)
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Essential workers just might actually get the payment they deserve because as most other jobs get huge payment cuts and all companies lose loads of money so units of currency will be worth a lot more

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g12nzx/essential_workers_just_might_actually_get_the/ (deSmada)
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During the real-life Spanish Inquisition, EVERYONE expected the Spanish Inquisition.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g12itv/during_the_reallife_spanish_inquisition_everyone/ ([deleted])
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Electron Magnetohydrodynamics (EMHD) describes small scales plasmas when electron motion is much faster than the ion one. The main effects are changes in conservation laws, additional resistivity, importance of electron inertia. Many effects of Electron MHD are similar to effects of the Two fluid MH

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g12ewu/electron_magnetohydrodynamics_emhd_describes/ (Braggadocios)
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If we weren't able to see so many colours we would have never found out that new colours can be made by mixing other colours.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g12d9t/if_we_werent_able_to_see_so_many_colours_we_would/ ([deleted])
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Push bikes are the only vehicle allowed one the road that doesn't have brake lights

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g12bn2/push_bikes_are_the_only_vehicle_allowed_one_the/ (Gingrpenguin)
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Animal Crossing online sure is a lot like Nextdoor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g12a0y/animal_crossing_online_sure_is_a_lot_like_nextdoor/ (tz42)
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Gen Z's and beyond have a very unique moment different from all others, when they realize George Foreman is not in fact a chef.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g126wh/gen_zs_and_beyond_have_a_very_unique_moment/ (Dannyboi93)
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Sleeping is practicing to be dead, people recomend it to practice 8hr a day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g126k0/sleeping_is_practicing_to_be_dead_people_recomend/ (xcres)
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We are so lucky that water evaporates.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g123fe/we_are_so_lucky_that_water_evaporates/ ([deleted])
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Nowadays people describe a location with only 2 axes (n,s), (w,e). Maybe if people were to create more habitable places underground, we would start using a third axis (up,down)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g123a6/nowadays_people_describe_a_location_with_only_2/ (redditinator4000)
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There are no synonyms for synonym.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g120ca/there_are_no_synonyms_for_synonym/ (duhbla)
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It’s so hard to find people you can actually relate to when you’re living in a sea of clones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g11xj7/its_so_hard_to_find_people_you_can_actually/ (mkh4990)
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When our pets lick us , they want us to lick them back.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g11rqx/when_our_pets_lick_us_they_want_us_to_lick_them/ (vanyook)
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Nicki minaj is the Kat Williams of female rappers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g11ptt/nicki_minaj_is_the_kat_williams_of_female_rappers/ (Fresh2DeathKid)
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The difference between doing something brave and doing something stupid is whether or not you succeed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g11j29/the_difference_between_doing_something_brave_and/ (stabtheeggs)
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Animals might be thinking that humans have been wiped out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g11gg2/animals_might_be_thinking_that_humans_have_been/ (hronak)
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Sleeping is putting humans on charge

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g11edl/sleeping_is_putting_humans_on_charge/ (trushal02)
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The saying "It's like riding a bike" was probably coined by the bicycle industry as a marketing tactic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g11cu6/the_saying_its_like_riding_a_bike_was_probably/ (ianS921)
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Ewoks are Vietnam Jawas

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g11ati/ewoks_are_vietnam_jawas/ (Stix-and-brix)
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If men could suck their own dick, that would probably be the standard way of masturbating.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g11amk/if_men_could_suck_their_own_dick_that_would/ (avidist)
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Since most of the stars we see are light-years away, we are looking at what the stars looked like years ago

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g11a01/since_most_of_the_stars_we_see_are_lightyears/ ([deleted])
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Eventually all Pokémon become Ghost-type

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1198i/eventually_all_pokémon_become_ghosttype/ (emeraldsosa)
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White supremacists who get a lot of tattoos make their bodies more black

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g116lj/white_supremacists_who_get_a_lot_of_tattoos_make/ (Jibby_Hippie)
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Because of the finite speed of light, when you gaze up into the night sky, you are looking into the past

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g114m1/because_of_the_finite_speed_of_light_when_you/ (spongeyspongey)
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The world is hanging on by a thread and money is still holding the end.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g114cp/the_world_is_hanging_on_by_a_thread_and_money_is/ (voitlander)
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RGB lights on a gaming computer are the same to a geek as go fast stripes on a car to a car person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g113b0/rgb_lights_on_a_gaming_computer_are_the_same_to_a/ (McGovMan)
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Doing laundry is much easier when you are only wearing pajamas.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g112tv/doing_laundry_is_much_easier_when_you_are_only/ (crispyarugula)
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Most people probably never have put their TV on maximum volume

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g112hv/most_people_probably_never_have_put_their_tv_on/ (FranconianGuy)
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You don't fully know how many people have bad breath until you're tall enough to have more face-to-face conversations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g10wxe/you_dont_fully_know_how_many_people_have_bad/ (mcdofras)
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Drax from guardians in the galaxy is in every marvel movie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g10tvo/drax_from_guardians_in_the_galaxy_is_in_every/ (need-dispencer-here)
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John Cena is in every every movie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g10s28/john_cena_is_in_every_every_movie/ ([deleted])
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Large animals in movies are mostly hollow inside.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g10r2u/large_animals_in_movies_are_mostly_hollow_inside/ (nalk201)
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Some real life proof that energy never dies is through our body. Even if the body decomposes or is held in a tomb. The molecules of what made you up never really “disappear”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g10qjz/some_real_life_proof_that_energy_never_dies_is/ (luck3d)
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The more roads we make, the more people will get lost

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g10of1/the_more_roads_we_make_the_more_people_will_get/ (bananafly123)
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People notice nosebleeds rather late considering the blood is coming out of one of your main senses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g10naz/people_notice_nosebleeds_rather_late_considering/ (Likeanenderman)
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13.7 billion years ago the Big Bang happened, even though "years" have only existed for about 4.5 billion of them (the age of the Earth).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g10maw/137_billion_years_ago_the_big_bang_happened_even/ (MentalMewtwo)
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If you can dive, you can fly underwater.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g10iwj/if_you_can_dive_you_can_fly_underwater/ (VideoCarp1)
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Adrenaline is to death as Dopamine is to fun.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g10h8e/adrenaline_is_to_death_as_dopamine_is_to_fun/ (waxer2672)
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Your existence relies on the fact that your ancestors figured out how to have sex

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g10fmi/your_existence_relies_on_the_fact_that_your/ (LogEDude)
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People use their driver’s license for something that doesn’t let them drive while in use.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g10eu6/people_use_their_drivers_license_for_something/ (sadmcdouble)
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A gambling addiction isn't really a problem until you start losing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g10bic/a_gambling_addiction_isnt_really_a_problem_until/ (JaredLiwet)
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A sexual fantasy is a mindfuck.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g109g2/a_sexual_fantasy_is_a_mindfuck/ (armyhe05)
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It could have been done a while ago

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g108rc/it_could_have_been_done_a_while_ago/ (brown361Cat)
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If ghosts exist, they would likely all be naked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g105ov/if_ghosts_exist_they_would_likely_all_be_naked/ (tootmyfloot)
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A therapist provides you with states of mind you already possess but could not access alone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g1050b/a_therapist_provides_you_with_states_of_mind_you/ (T1000runner)
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People of the North Sentinel Island basically live the life inside the walls that's present in Attack on Titan but without titans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g101fi/people_of_the_north_sentinel_island_basically/ (Reon58)
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We never smell the inside of our own nose, even though we constantly use it to smell other smells.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0zxl0/we_never_smell_the_inside_of_our_own_nose_even/ (Elevenbelle)
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People who don’t break up their puzzles before giving them away are the equivalence of people returning a movie at blockbuster without rewinding it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0zx2y/people_who_dont_break_up_their_puzzles_before/ (wafflefreak88)
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Eddie Murphy invented the Carlton dance before the Fresh prince

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0zwm1/eddie_murphy_invented_the_carlton_dance_before/ (peptide2)
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Whenever you eat chicken, it’s nearly always female.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0zwbr/whenever_you_eat_chicken_its_nearly_always_female/ (JartanFTW)
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French fries are jumbo julienne cut potatoes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0zvmw/french_fries_are_jumbo_julienne_cut_potatoes/ (ifugiveamouseanupvot)
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There are approximately 300 stars in all the U.S. state flags, which is about 6 per state and 1 star per 1.1M citizens.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0zp4x/there_are_approximately_300_stars_in_all_the_us/ (anti_MATT_er)
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Amigos is a way cooler word than Friends

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0znb2/amigos_is_a_way_cooler_word_than_friends/ (officelinebakr)
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You may not realize it but Howard from the big bang theory looks like Ricardo milos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0zkb3/you_may_not_realize_it_but_howard_from_the_big/ (humblepotato115)
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Basically every steak you’ve ever eaten comes from a female (cow).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0zk1u/basically_every_steak_youve_ever_eaten_comes_from/ ([deleted])
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There is a near 100% chance that you have met a future celebrity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0zicn/there_is_a_near_100_chance_that_you_have_met_a/ (M_C_mushr00m)
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If hot water was the standard instead of cold water, our lives could’ve been much different.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0zhr5/if_hot_water_was_the_standard_instead_of_cold/ (-ya-basic-)
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The only assurance that the reflection we see in the mirror is accurate comes from comparing someone else's reflection to reality.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0zhgu/the_only_assurance_that_the_reflection_we_see_in/ (K_Janeway2314)
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Everybody becomes an orphan at one point of their life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0zhaj/everybody_becomes_an_orphan_at_one_point_of_their/ ([deleted])
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Some of the wishes you made when you were younger probably came true.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0zeyv/some_of_the_wishes_you_made_when_you_were_younger/ ([deleted])
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Failing successfully creates a paradox, if you want to fail and you do fail, you really aren’t failing because you succeeded in failing. If you succeed in doing something that you wanted to fail, you failed at failing, creating a paradox.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0zedr/failing_successfully_creates_a_paradox_if_you/ (Theballisticchicken)
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Wirеd chаrging аctuаlly gives you mоre frееdоm than wireless chаrging

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ze9a/wirеd_chаrging_аctuаlly_gives_you_mоre_frееdоm/ (ruskayakrov)
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Dreams are memories but in different universes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0zdws/dreams_are_memories_but_in_different_universes/ (Sneakymisha1)
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Green Eggs and Ham teaches kids that food they are familiar with is still edible if it's a different color which is probably not a good idea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0zbnw/green_eggs_and_ham_teaches_kids_that_food_they/ (Cornelius_M)
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People keep repeating what the definition of crazy is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0zawy/people_keep_repeating_what_the_definition_of/ (houseofmatt)
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Learning that people usually empty their bowels when they die kind of ruins every heroic or romantic movie death scene

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0za4z/learning_that_people_usually_empty_their_bowels/ (harryj1234)
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There may be no ‘i’ in ‘team’ but there are three in ‘narcissistic’

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0z9k6/there_may_be_no_i_in_team_but_there_are_three_in/ (Tiberius-the-Cuddler)
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It's been longer since GTA Vice City was released than it had been since the year it was set

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0z97y/its_been_longer_since_gta_vice_city_was_released/ ([deleted])
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It’s an ambition eat ambition world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0z8a4/its_an_ambition_eat_ambition_world/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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You never really see bugs flying around in movies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0z80n/you_never_really_see_bugs_flying_around_in_movies/ (AirBreather5000)
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Couples who have had extensive plastic surgery will have children that look nothing like them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0z7m3/couples_who_have_had_extensive_plastic_surgery/ (HoggyOfAustralia)
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You probably don't know what leg you've taken more steps with.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0z5mp/you_probably_dont_know_what_leg_youve_taken_more/ (Stunningtitan)
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Reese's is the Taco Bell of the candy world. The same key ingredients packaged 50 different ways and nobody's mad about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0z51r/reeses_is_the_taco_bell_of_the_candy_world_the/ (saltshaft)
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Young children of celebrities probably think that everyone's parents are famous

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0z2bk/young_children_of_celebrities_probably_think_that/ (Chikubakidon)
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Age is also just a word too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0z1fh/age_is_also_just_a_word_too/ (maxipaxim)
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All those bad guys in Star Wars the Clone Wars trying to Kill the Chancellor were actually good guys unintentionally.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0z1e5/all_those_bad_guys_in_star_wars_the_clone_wars/ (BhanosBar)
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Post a one month without social media challenge. Celebrities take the challenge and we can have one month free from shitty post of celebrities and clean news feed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0z0ul/post_a_one_month_without_social_media_challenge/ (alex_maverick)
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A percentage sign is a slightly tilted version of a division sign.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0yzn6/a_percentage_sign_is_a_slightly_tilted_version_of/ (AirsickPolecat)
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Even once things finally get back to normal, things will never be the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0yzn2/even_once_things_finally_get_back_to_normal/ (ManinBlack2525)
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A handjob is an upgraded version of masturbating

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0yzdm/a_handjob_is_an_upgraded_version_of_masturbating/ (IamJarJarB1nks)
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We view our memories in 3rd person creating a whole new memory from a different perspective.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0yz0i/we_view_our_memories_in_3rd_person_creating_a/ (afxlab)
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Dogs eat bones with their bones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0yy64/dogs_eat_bones_with_their_bones/ (Aerionne)
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If a song is titled “Untitled” it is still titled

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0yxuz/if_a_song_is_titled_untitled_it_is_still_titled/ (MICKLEPICKL)
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When you break a bone, you get an extra one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0yw35/when_you_break_a_bone_you_get_an_extra_one/ (fivework)
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Spotify's business model appears to be to annoy the f*ck out of you into getting Premium

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0yuru/spotifys_business_model_appears_to_be_to_annoy/ (hippiecampus)
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If you pass by a skeleton in a museum, there is a chance that it could be your ancestor

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0yu7p/if_you_pass_by_a_skeleton_in_a_museum_there_is_a/ (Squidwardtheyeeter)
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Buying a book feels a lot better than reading it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ys39/buying_a_book_feels_a_lot_better_than_reading_it/ (jreddit37)
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Within the next 24 hours, the world’s population is going to hit 7,777,777,777.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0yqba/within_the_next_24_hours_the_worlds_population_is/ (Nkive)
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Real life Legos are so expensive that even if Lego waited until VR was more refined and released a well developed Lego building simulator that became a worldwide hit, they'd still lose money, so we'll probably never see one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ypid/real_life_legos_are_so_expensive_that_even_if/ (Christimay)
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A massive dick is seen as a good thing to have but is also used as an insult.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ypdk/a_massive_dick_is_seen_as_a_good_thing_to_have/ (Maclovesdogs2005)
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It’s not the cook’s fault your taste buds don’t like the food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0yndd/its_not_the_cooks_fault_your_taste_buds_dont_like/ (Haydarken)
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Tiger King is our real life, non satire version of The Office, even the post interviews.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0yn09/tiger_king_is_our_real_life_non_satire_version_of/ (MooseRacer)
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Smoked salmon is the bacon of fish.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ylf6/smoked_salmon_is_the_bacon_of_fish/ (XtinaFofina)
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Girls who don’t like beards live in hell during November

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0yk2p/girls_who_dont_like_beards_live_in_hell_during/ (papadaddy8)
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If vehicles had the controls of a keyboard and mouse, there’d probably be less accidents

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0yjkp/if_vehicles_had_the_controls_of_a_keyboard_and/ (scemoscoom)
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Odds are, you have accidentally watched an underaged porn actress at some point.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0yhi8/odds_are_you_have_accidentally_watched_an/ (_____FIST_ME_____)
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Men don’t have balls, they have ovals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0yg5z/men_dont_have_balls_they_have_ovals/ (Fe-Awesome0)
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The purge is a great excuse for population control.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0yg42/the_purge_is_a_great_excuse_for_population_control/ (suckysucky67)
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The Biggest Victims of Nickelback Jokes are Coin Collectors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0yg2m/the_biggest_victims_of_nickelback_jokes_are_coin/ (DarkestJediOfAllTime)
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When we yawn, deaf people must think we are screaming

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0yfwc/when_we_yawn_deaf_people_must_think_we_are/ (_____FIST_ME_____)
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No-kill pet shelters are an extremely rare situation in which everyone around you disappears one by one until it's your turn, and then you have a happy ending.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0yfve/nokill_pet_shelters_are_an_extremely_rare/ (yabayelley)
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You have technically never been wet because there is a small blanket of atoms that create a gap between your body and the water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0yf0a/you_have_technically_never_been_wet_because_there/ (RodneyRoundHead)
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Our dreams don’t have a specified framerate or resolution.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0yey5/our_dreams_dont_have_a_specified_framerate_or/ (Skippy-DingleCock)
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All shoes are foot lockers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ydnn/all_shoes_are_foot_lockers/ (Go_gui)
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Your ceiling has the ability to fall on you all day and you have no idea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0yd40/your_ceiling_has_the_ability_to_fall_on_you_all/ (Yamqto-dude)
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You are immortal untill proven otherwise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0yaja/you_are_immortal_untill_proven_otherwise/ (RicardoMilossGoa)
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RuPaul is the Chuck Norris of Drag

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ya8a/rupaul_is_the_chuck_norris_of_drag/ (JoeyJoeySiwa)
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Fighting people on the internets is peak ignorance

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0y9zv/fighting_people_on_the_internets_is_peak_ignorance/ (howareya79)
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You’ve never technically been wet because there is always a small blanket of atoms covering your entire body, creating an air pocket.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0y81a/youve_never_technically_been_wet_because_there_is/ ([deleted])
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Girls who are into bondage have potentially saved lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0y7wg/girls_who_are_into_bondage_have_potentially_saved/ (D0n0thing)
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A personified piece of food's nudes would literally be 'tasteful' nudes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0y7tx/a_personified_piece_of_foods_nudes_would/ (Dysfunctionaly)
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Pizza is an instant-feedback pie chart, showing how much pizza there is left.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0y6s2/pizza_is_an_instantfeedback_pie_chart_showing_how/ (fair_j)
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The Velveteen Rabbit is a prequel to Toy Story.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0y65g/the_velveteen_rabbit_is_a_prequel_to_toy_story/ (BrakemanBob)
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Chegg is probably making a boatload of money from students struggling with their online classes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0y5f0/chegg_is_probably_making_a_boatload_of_money_from/ (CosinesCosines)
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Receiving nudes is more exciting than looking them up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0y4mm/receiving_nudes_is_more_exciting_than_looking/ (IamJarJarB1nks)
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Rich kids don’t know they have money, but poor kids know they don’t.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0y4i2/rich_kids_dont_know_they_have_money_but_poor_kids/ (lilbisc)
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In the new Animal Crossing game, being idle is literally pulling out your phone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0y49o/in_the_new_animal_crossing_game_being_idle_is/ (fenrir200)
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Rich kids don’t know they have money, but poor kids they don’t.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0y2u3/rich_kids_dont_know_they_have_money_but_poor_kids/ ([deleted])
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Dotting all the i's and crossing all the t's only makes sense in lower case.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0y0q0/dotting_all_the_is_and_crossing_all_the_ts_only/ (statisticus)
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When someone chokes on water their first instinct is to drink even more water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0y08v/when_someone_chokes_on_water_their_first_instinct/ (monachia)
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The chance that there is a person somewhere on the world you would become better friends with than your best friend is really big but the chance of meeting that person is almost 0.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0y056/the_chance_that_there_is_a_person_somewhere_on/ (CreeepyNL)
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Death is the one thing we all have in common, but not one of us can relate to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0xym1/death_is_the_one_thing_we_all_have_in_common_but/ (Luvz269Sasquatch)
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The last thing you do before dying was your life purpose

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0xxlw/the_last_thing_you_do_before_dying_was_your_life/ (animalion_8)
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In Frozen 2 the kingdom heard all of those ice diamonds fall but they didn’t here Elsa singing her lungs out on the edge of her balcony

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0xv1n/in_frozen_2_the_kingdom_heard_all_of_those_ice/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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It's very interesting how nobody in Zootopia has a pet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0xupm/its_very_interesting_how_nobody_in_zootopia_has_a/ (Cheap_Cheap77)
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The book 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie' could be an allegory for appeasement of dictators

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0xu85/the_book_if_you_give_a_mouse_a_cookie_could_be_an/ (cartankjet)
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Asking if you are ugly versus asking if you are unattractive will get you two entirely different answers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0xtgu/asking_if_you_are_ugly_versus_asking_if_you_are/ ([deleted])
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Nobody has ever paid Microsoft to play solitaire, minesweeper, or any of their games, and the ads are for horrible games that hopefully no one would spend money on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0xtd3/nobody_has_ever_paid_microsoft_to_play_solitaire/ (Thegreatsnook)
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At a Children’s Amputee Therapy Center, playing The Hokey Pokey would either be a really fucked up joke, or a fun way of introducing the children to each other depending on how they took it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0xreq/at_a_childrens_amputee_therapy_center_playing_the/ ([deleted])
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Rich people and celebrities who spent millions on plastic surgery are still going to have ugly children.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0xpm4/rich_people_and_celebrities_who_spent_millions_on/ (sokkaaa)
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Nostalgia when it comes to video games

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0xphj/nostalgia_when_it_comes_to_video_games/ (Ginger_Jezus)
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You don’t know how action packed and loud a movie is until you pause it at the climax

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0xo32/you_dont_know_how_action_packed_and_loud_a_movie/ (KrakenNinja2007)
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Before people in NY knew who Spider-Man was, they must have been freaked out seeing giants webs hanging from their buildings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0xmyt/before_people_in_ny_knew_who_spiderman_was_they/ (reedchristopher45)
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Tarantulas are more important than bamboo.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0xlai/tarantulas_are_more_important_than_bamboo/ (Rachter)
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It’d be a lot more interesting if our birth certificates said where we were conceived, not where we were born

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0xjo5/itd_be_a_lot_more_interesting_if_our_birth/ ([deleted])
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An animal develops faster physically than a human baby but then stops

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0xi8n/an_animal_develops_faster_physically_than_a_human/ (allexkramer432)
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Planet Nine is awaiting discovery and it might be getting impatient.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0xfqd/planet_nine_is_awaiting_discovery_and_it_might_be/ (David_Diron)
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The good thing about escalators is they cannot break, only become stairs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0xdkh/the_good_thing_about_escalators_is_they_cannot/ (skallywaag)
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LIFE is the only game where you can get away with tax evasion

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0xbt2/life_is_the_only_game_where_you_can_get_away_with/ (Colby_Sims9)
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Every jacket David letterman wears is a letterman jacket

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0xa1c/every_jacket_david_letterman_wears_is_a_letterman/ ([deleted])
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Humans will be less scared of death if heaven really exist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0x8aw/humans_will_be_less_scared_of_death_if_heaven/ ([deleted])
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Cheese is milks’ battle for immortality.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0x85b/cheese_is_milks_battle_for_immortality/ (Chief0856)
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Punchlines in rap lyrics would just be Dad jokes without the music and speaking in rhythm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0x7wn/punchlines_in_rap_lyrics_would_just_be_dad_jokes/ (Wutisthis66204)
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When you replace a workout app with another the first one will think you're a lazy quitter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0x782/when_you_replace_a_workout_app_with_another_the/ ([deleted])
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You probably smell rotten egg flavor farts way more often actual rotten eggs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0x6qp/you_probably_smell_rotten_egg_flavor_farts_way/ ([deleted])
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Peter Quill may be an idiot, but at least he knows how to enjoy life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0x3ij/peter_quill_may_be_an_idiot_but_at_least_he_knows/ (logic10101)
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Thought while washing hair in the shower

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0x3fi/thought_while_washing_hair_in_the_shower/ (poolgypsy369)
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Sometimes, back up singers lyrics are remembered more then the main singer’s lyrics.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0x1ho/sometimes_back_up_singers_lyrics_are_remembered/ (danny_ish)
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All of our shoes must be thinking we're dead

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0x0vu/all_of_our_shoes_must_be_thinking_were_dead/ ([deleted])
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Artificial intelligence can be used to create porn stars which would put a majority of human porn stars out of work

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0x0mw/artificial_intelligence_can_be_used_to_create/ (hutimuti)
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Every bedroom ceiling fan makes some kind of annoying sound when you put it on high .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0x0jj/every_bedroom_ceiling_fan_makes_some_kind_of/ (GreaFelix)
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If you forget you have an ad blocker it's either really good or really terrible

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0wz3g/if_you_forget_you_have_an_ad_blocker_its_either/ (fafalij)
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Everyone wonders what happens to you after death, but noone asks about before being conceived.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0wwxk/everyone_wonders_what_happens_to_you_after_death/ (dullday1)
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Blade + Blade Runner = Demolition Man

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0wvn2/blade_blade_runner_demolition_man/ (ghostface_starkillah)
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The more recognizable a piece of art is the less impressive it is when you see it in someone's living room.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0wvhn/the_more_recognizable_a_piece_of_art_is_the_less/ (dullday1)
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People who chose the same username as you is a form of divergent evolution

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0wumm/people_who_chose_the_same_username_as_you_is_a/ (Careless-lisper)
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The word “furlough” went from being rarely used, to a staple in the world’s vocabulary.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0wtqh/the_word_furlough_went_from_being_rarely_used_to/ (DaveyDukes)
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Passing on recipes before standardised measurements like cups would have been incredibly difficult

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0wt4q/passing_on_recipes_before_standardised/ (walkingaroundme)
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The person who started the "you must go around the board once before buying property" rumour in Monopoly has been responsible for millions of family arguments over the past decades without even knowing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0wt2p/the_person_who_started_the_you_must_go_around_the/ (Rushbolt_GD)
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Somewhere out there is a man that once pretended two ostrich eggs were his testicles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ws6e/somewhere_out_there_is_a_man_that_once_pretended/ (Reginald_Davidson)
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Gay people only have to abide to the bro code when the bro is also gay.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ws60/gay_people_only_have_to_abide_to_the_bro_code/ (St_Chuck)
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There are a lot of people who get to avoid awkward weddings for a while.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0wr54/there_are_a_lot_of_people_who_get_to_avoid/ (rbergs215)
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If Eve was made out of Adam’s rib, he could have blowed himself easily.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0wr2p/if_eve_was_made_out_of_adams_rib_he_could_have/ (Shahar-2210)
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Our neopets are dead or have become cannibals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0wqt3/our_neopets_are_dead_or_have_become_cannibals/ (CyberExo)
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Phones are the only things that get smarter the younger they are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0wpl7/phones_are_the_only_things_that_get_smarter_the/ (TheReal_LaCroix)
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The ending to Monty Python and the holy grail is a “cop”-out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0wnwp/the_ending_to_monty_python_and_the_holy_grail_is/ (JammyCroissant)
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Walmart is the “Florida” of all supermarkets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0wnp5/walmart_is_the_florida_of_all_supermarkets/ ([deleted])
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Getting fat increases your hit box size in real life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0wn69/getting_fat_increases_your_hit_box_size_in_real/ (KLMNMLK)
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Billion dollar businesses will be born out of the new understanding of what can be done remote.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0wn14/billion_dollar_businesses_will_be_born_out_of_the/ (Vitmal)
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there is probably not a single fork in your house that hasn't been used to eat hamburger helper at least once

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0wn0w/there_is_probably_not_a_single_fork_in_your_house/ (death_in_a_can_)
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You can't really tell how loud you're crunching while eating crunchy food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0wjpo/you_cant_really_tell_how_loud_youre_crunching/ (YiwenDaPoopyCat)
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Most people can't save for a rainy day because it keeps raining every day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0wirp/most_people_cant_save_for_a_rainy_day_because_it/ (simplelifestyle)
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There is an antonym for antonym, but no synonym for synonym

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0wddo/there_is_an_antonym_for_antonym_but_no_synonym/ (jotebatt)
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“Philanthropist” is a title that you buy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0wczh/philanthropist_is_a_title_that_you_buy/ (ClusterFix)
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Slang is a colloquialism for colloquialism.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0wc6q/slang_is_a_colloquialism_for_colloquialism/ (JohnFingZoidberg)
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Movies are in the cameraman’s perspective

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0wb30/movies_are_in_the_cameramans_perspective/ (Feb242020)
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There are almost no synonyms of the word “synonym.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0w9r2/there_are_almost_no_synonyms_of_the_word_synonym/ (waIrusmafia)
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If salt enhances flavour, maybe it actually tastes like nothing, and your mouth is what actually tastes like salt, which is why salt by itself tastes like salt, because it's enhancing the flavour of your mouth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0w99u/if_salt_enhances_flavour_maybe_it_actually_tastes/ (AngryManRichard)
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Bailing out USPS is the literal definition of White Mail Privilege

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0w8bq/bailing_out_usps_is_the_literal_definition_of/ (tavidwavesf)
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If you ask someone if it is Opposite Day, you will gain absolutely no information as to whether or not it is truly Opposite Day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0w81m/if_you_ask_someone_if_it_is_opposite_day_you_will/ (Shaniac_C)
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Dogs are taller when they sit then when they stand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0w812/dogs_are_taller_when_they_sit_then_when_they_stand/ (That_Guy2847)
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In all movies with space, all ships just happen to be the same orientation even though no direction is up or down

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0w7h0/in_all_movies_with_space_all_ships_just_happen_to/ (CoolestNero)
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Goofy’s son goes to a segregated college in An Extremely Goofy Movie, where all the students are dogs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0w79z/goofys_son_goes_to_a_segregated_college_in_an/ (Cyberxton)
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A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone who knows you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0w2yh/a_different_version_of_you_exists_in_the_minds_of/ ([deleted])
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When you throw something into the ocean, the sea level rises.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0w2l3/when_you_throw_something_into_the_ocean_the_sea/ (Gary_October)
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If you sand sanded wood with rougher sandpaper, it becomes less sanded.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0w25p/if_you_sand_sanded_wood_with_rougher_sandpaper_it/ (Alwaysleaveenoughspa)
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People wearing masks went from Suspect to Saint in less than a month.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0w15c/people_wearing_masks_went_from_suspect_to_saint/ ([deleted])
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You can be really high up but you can never be really low down

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0w0bj/you_can_be_really_high_up_but_you_can_never_be/ (_DragonBlade_)
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vampires don't need toothpicks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0w08w/vampires_dont_need_toothpicks/ (nedonedonedo)
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Bill Gates would actually be a great WHO director general

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0vxvb/bill_gates_would_actually_be_a_great_who_director/ (Wummerz)
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Every year you pass the date which you die on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0vwq5/every_year_you_pass_the_date_which_you_die_on/ (DrSkittz)
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Mother birds have to wait untill their chicks weigh enough before kicking them from the nest so the fall will kill them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0vw5d/mother_birds_have_to_wait_untill_their_chicks/ (I_wash_my_carpet)
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You become an adult when you start getting ice cream In a cup instead of a cone because it's more practical.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0vuz6/you_become_an_adult_when_you_start_getting_ice/ (KommanderKilo)
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There is no substitute for incomprehensible good luck

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0vtlt/there_is_no_substitute_for_incomprehensible_good/ (MetaEnola_Gay)
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In the future, computers will be so cheap that a generation of kids play with computers rather than toys.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0vssb/in_the_future_computers_will_be_so_cheap_that_a/ ([deleted])
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When a superhero kills one of the villian's henchmen, his or her family would probably be devastated, but nobody else would come to their funeral because he/she was a bad guy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0vsd0/when_a_superhero_kills_one_of_the_villians/ (apinchofpinches)
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Buying pokémon cards could be the first step in the direction of a spending addiction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0vsav/buying_pokémon_cards_could_be_the_first_step_in/ (RedditEffigy)
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There are probably a lot of people who think marshmallows are vegetarian.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0vqsl/there_are_probably_a_lot_of_people_who_think/ (pandadragon52)
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Kids who love pranks are low-key sadists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0vqif/kids_who_love_pranks_are_lowkey_sadists/ (RedditEffigy)
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Stay safe is the new have a good one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0vq1b/stay_safe_is_the_new_have_a_good_one/ (CaptainSteveUSA)
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Freezer ice could go bad and we wouldn’t know because we never use ice in the back.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0vp43/freezer_ice_could_go_bad_and_we_wouldnt_know/ (bugtanks33d)
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Only really important things are carried in metal brief cases in movies, but no one seems to be important enough to have one in real life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0votd/only_really_important_things_are_carried_in_metal/ (NormieFromCheers)
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If you rob a deaf person you just have to break their fingers so they can’t tell the cops.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0vonm/if_you_rob_a_deaf_person_you_just_have_to_break/ (Tadario1)
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If your shirt isn’t tucked into your pants, your pants are tucked into your shirt

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0vna9/if_your_shirt_isnt_tucked_into_your_pants_your/ (Respect-The-Name)
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You learn one language so that you can learn another for fun.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0vmig/you_learn_one_language_so_that_you_can_learn/ (rrport)
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Elsa de Arendelle is a living 3D printer...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0vmhd/elsa_de_arendelle_is_a_living_3d_printer/ (Melecito)
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Beds are nests for humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0vm0u/beds_are_nests_for_humans/ ([deleted])
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Pharaohs refused to drop their loot when they died

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0vl73/pharaohs_refused_to_drop_their_loot_when_they_died/ ([deleted])
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If you live by yourself, then it’s acceptable to finish family sized pizza by yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0vl13/if_you_live_by_yourself_then_its_acceptable_to/ (Jadavan)
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Films of the future will be produced completely by AI with a director simply describing the plot and their artistic vision.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0vkh7/films_of_the_future_will_be_produced_completely/ (sxule)
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Oprah complains about it affecting her people yet she doesn’t donate a dime to help.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0vkg6/oprah_complains_about_it_affecting_her_people_yet/ ([deleted])
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For every Tiger King we know about, there is 10 more still thriving in the unknown.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0vk0g/for_every_tiger_king_we_know_about_there_is_10/ (RedditsWit)
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The word "big" is smaller than "small"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0vi9c/the_word_big_is_smaller_than_small/ (BigNibbaDicc)
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Some of the most important jobs are the lowest paid ones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0vfpm/some_of_the_most_important_jobs_are_the_lowest/ (Jammygamer2)
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When something gets stuck in your teeth it becomes your life goal to get rid of it, no matter how long it takes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0vd2c/when_something_gets_stuck_in_your_teeth_it/ ([deleted])
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Every tiger that’s been seen has been both striped and spotted

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0vcwa/every_tiger_thats_been_seen_has_been_both_striped/ (Maladict26)
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Movies are a POV of the cameraman

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0vcic/movies_are_a_pov_of_the_cameraman/ (Whytho_on_yt)
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If you talk about death in a very deep voice you're either a 14 year old edgelord or Morgan Freeman

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0vbb0/if_you_talk_about_death_in_a_very_deep_voice/ (ikwilhiernietzijn)
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Since Beast Boy from Teen Titans can transform into any animal, eating any animal would technically be cannibalism.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0vaj9/since_beast_boy_from_teen_titans_can_transform/ (heyomayo3413)
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For Orphans, every bag of potato chips is family sized.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0v82z/for_orphans_every_bag_of_potato_chips_is_family/ ([deleted])
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The fact that everyone knows pig Latin defeats its purpose

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0v7p7/the_fact_that_everyone_knows_pig_latin_defeats/ (mewthehappy)
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Water parks will never be the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0v6dp/water_parks_will_never_be_the_same/ (miltondelug)
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The lack of 80s style “underdog” movies has destroyed our ability to recognise douchebags

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0v67p/the_lack_of_80s_style_underdog_movies_has/ (Swampwolf42)
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There’s no such thing as a one wipe shit. Even if it is you’re gonna wipe again to double check.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0v5gt/theres_no_such_thing_as_a_one_wipe_shit_even_if/ (Retr0Gamer2404)
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Einstein was a patent clerk, Tolkien a linguist, J.C. a carpenter ... we know most great figures for their side projects.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0v4jr/einstein_was_a_patent_clerk_tolkien_a_linguist_jc/ (shallowblue)
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One day, every physical and non physical personal item of a human will be completely destroyed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0v3mh/one_day_every_physical_and_non_physical_personal/ (vapingpigeon94)
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The most unbelievable aspect of shows like Adam Ruins Everything is how fast everyone changes their mind when presented with science.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0v1f1/the_most_unbelievable_aspect_of_shows_like_adam/ (TheGoodGovernment)
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Kanye West probably dropped out of college because he didn’t turn any assignments in by the due date.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0v11i/kanye_west_probably_dropped_out_of_college/ (uwotm42069)
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When people ~ 21 and up have grandkids, the “snake” cell phone game will have historical significance as one of the first digital games played by their ancestors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0uw2c/when_people_21_and_up_have_grandkids_the_snake/ (jovial_jack)
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Most "crappy" mobile games would actually be pretty fun without the ads.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0uvfk/most_crappy_mobile_games_would_actually_be_pretty/ (mango-potato)
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In movies, teachers that threaten their class with more homework/longer assignments are actually making it worse for themselves because they are the ones that have to mark it all

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0usxb/in_movies_teachers_that_threaten_their_class_with/ (MutedKiwi)
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Arrested Development's ten-dollar-banana joke is going to eventually become meaningless due to inflation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0usmz/arrested_developments_tendollarbanana_joke_is/ (ProcureTheReceptacle)
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There is, at most, only one honest #1 Dad mug. The rest are all lying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0uscr/there_is_at_most_only_one_honest_1_dad_mug_the/ (SergeantPsycho)
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Humans eat suckers and lolipops the same way flies eat their food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0urtk/humans_eat_suckers_and_lolipops_the_same_way/ (Sappy_Life)
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When corgis sit down, they get taller.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0urq3/when_corgis_sit_down_they_get_taller/ ([deleted])
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Humans prefer bee vomit rather than powder cane juice crystals and think it healthier.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0uqls/humans_prefer_bee_vomit_rather_than_powder_cane/ (Faya95)
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The world is run by a never-ending stream of 1s and 0s.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0uq8r/the_world_is_run_by_a_neverending_stream_of_1s/ (spiraled0ut)
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Kids are going to start having mixed accents growing up due to watching so many different videos on the internet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0uq5t/kids_are_going_to_start_having_mixed_accents/ (FaceplantStu)
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Somebody had a crush on you, spent nights thinking about you and never told you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0uoz7/somebody_had_a_crush_on_you_spent_nights_thinking/ (agent218)
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The reasons problems exists is because of someone experiencing and creating them exists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0uos0/the_reasons_problems_exists_is_because_of_someone/ (snorken123)
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Ariel from ‘The Little Mermaid’ was in favor of humans littering the oceans just to add stuff to her collection.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0uo5i/ariel_from_the_little_mermaid_was_in_favor_of/ (allout_atl)
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For fish in the ocean, all of their food is pre-seasoned.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0umn5/for_fish_in_the_ocean_all_of_their_food_is/ (sexseverely)
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Digital copies of games at full price are the same value as Physical copies... but you can sell/lend physical copies, so Digital copies are much worse, but many people still buy them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ulf7/digital_copies_of_games_at_full_price_are_the/ (Nashocheese)
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Short and tall are opposites, yet a book can be both a short story and a tall tale.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ukmr/short_and_tall_are_opposites_yet_a_book_can_be/ (c0rse1)
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Coronavirus is gonna weed out all the antivaxxers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0uiog/coronavirus_is_gonna_weed_out_all_the_antivaxxers/ (YaBoiYaldabaothHere)
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Browsers let you create unlimited tabs and yet they don't ask you if you are sure you want to close them all when you hit the X

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0uiil/browsers_let_you_create_unlimited_tabs_and_yet/ (ThatSocio)
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The kid your mom told you not to hang out with probably needed friends the most.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0uh17/the_kid_your_mom_told_you_not_to_hang_out_with/ (iJuStArNDoM)
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You're all talking about how Lays chips are 80% air but no one realises that sunflower seed packaging is 80% shells.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ugpw/youre_all_talking_about_how_lays_chips_are_80_air/ (drowssaP-)
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As adults we stop crying when we get physically hurt. It doesn't hurt any less as an adult. We just are more familiar with pain and know no one will take care of us just because we are crying

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0udt2/as_adults_we_stop_crying_when_we_get_physically/ (Seagrove)
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Rock (fistbump), paper (high five) and scissors (peace sign) are all forms of greeting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ub9w/rock_fistbump_paper_high_five_and_scissors_peace/ (Vaenyr)
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Before the invention of audio recorders, people never knew what they actually sounded like

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ub2e/before_the_invention_of_audio_recorders_people/ (monsow)
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Not ever having a breakup nullifies half of all existing music

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0u9g7/not_ever_having_a_breakup_nullifies_half_of_all/ ([deleted])
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Breathing under the blanket

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0u8lf/breathing_under_the_blanket/ (StonedMineral)
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One of the greatest anxiety-inducing events as a kid was stepping out of the door only to see that your bus was already at the bus stop.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0u878/one_of_the_greatest_anxietyinducing_events_as_a/ (JaySeanDerulo)
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Technically typo a Funeral Director makes on a headstone is a grave mistake.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0u6xm/technically_typo_a_funeral_director_makes_on_a/ (MyspaceNihilist)
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Most people who drink diet pop can't stick to one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0u6c5/most_people_who_drink_diet_pop_cant_stick_to_one/ ([deleted])
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If you ever wanted to hate a song, set it as your alarm

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0u5f8/if_you_ever_wanted_to_hate_a_song_set_it_as_your/ (maverickriver6)
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You can't fake that you are not sleeping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0u581/you_cant_fake_that_you_are_not_sleeping/ (TolstoyInSpace)
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If M&Ms weren't coloured, then they wouldn't be very appealing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0u3r8/if_mms_werent_coloured_then_they_wouldnt_be_very/ (NicolasTausch)
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Without businesses we have no need for labor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0u3hq/without_businesses_we_have_no_need_for_labor/ (catonmyshoulder69)
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We wouldn't have instant noodles if WWII never happened

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0u2rl/we_wouldnt_have_instant_noodles_if_wwii_never/ (BryceinReddit)
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Humans have an odd fascination with even numbers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0u2b8/humans_have_an_odd_fascination_with_even_numbers/ ([deleted])
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Everyone’s age was equal to pi at some point

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0u20q/everyones_age_was_equal_to_pi_at_some_point/ (T70Awesome_YT)
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The porch pirate community is probably struggling rn thanks to everyone staying inside the house all day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0u1ln/the_porch_pirate_community_is_probably_struggling/ (capitalistslayer6969)
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All the “sexy” body parts have a fruit correlated with them, but the actual reproductive parts don’t.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0u192/all_the_sexy_body_parts_have_a_fruit_correlated/ (kam-pow)
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When you cut a corner off, you end up creating more corners

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0u0bs/when_you_cut_a_corner_off_you_end_up_creating/ (haydphil310)
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spotify makes shuffling bad to get free users to upgrade to premium

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0tzpo/spotify_makes_shuffling_bad_to_get_free_users_to/ (CKRET__)
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When you bark at a dog and they bark back, they're probably just correcting your grammar

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0tyxj/when_you_bark_at_a_dog_and_they_bark_back_theyre/ (Christimay)
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Short people have less surface area to be tortured on than tall people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0tyfq/short_people_have_less_surface_area_to_be/ (Joakimdel)
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If you eat dust, you're a cannibal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ty59/if_you_eat_dust_youre_a_cannibal/ (InkJetPrinters)
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Somewhere out there there must have been kids who actually weren't lying about having an uncle that worked for Nintendo.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0twzh/somewhere_out_there_there_must_have_been_kids_who/ (paid_4_by_Soros)
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For some people, everything on life sucks but their vacuum.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0twsf/for_some_people_everything_on_life_sucks_but/ (Joyrock)
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You can travel an hour into the future by staring at a clock for 60 minutes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0tvq8/you_can_travel_an_hour_into_the_future_by_staring/ (that_arcane_fella)
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Matt Groening is Fry from Futurama except he reversed the times where the era he actually comes from is the future. Fry ends up writing the Simpsons.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0tvik/matt_groening_is_fry_from_futurama_except_he/ (girlnexzdoor)
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Judas never got to tell his side of the story.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0tusf/judas_never_got_to_tell_his_side_of_the_story/ (donutshopsss)
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The only reason we can’t walk through a mirror is because our mirror self is not letting us through

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0tti2/the_only_reason_we_cant_walk_through_a_mirror_is/ (nitchdude04)
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Security questions are designed so that only people who are close to you and know you well can impersonate you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0trug/security_questions_are_designed_so_that_only/ (copy3)
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The things living in the deepest parts of the ocean don't know that sunlight exists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0tres/the_things_living_in_the_deepest_parts_of_the/ (theferalboy)
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the way penguins swim is jus flying underwater

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0tqf5/the_way_penguins_swim_is_jus_flying_underwater/ (CKRET__)
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It's easier getting all 5 pieces of exodia than it is keeping track of all your monopoly pieces

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0topf/its_easier_getting_all_5_pieces_of_exodia_than_it/ (Alt-NovaYT)
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Pets must be really shocked when they find out there is no farm

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0to30/pets_must_be_really_shocked_when_they_find_out/ (getrektlolkek)
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Every single aspect our nature, behaviour, society, and thought is rooted in eons of deep history and evolution and has so many layers of explanation that it is impossible to completely comprehend.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0tnoz/every_single_aspect_our_nature_behaviour_society/ (TristanWintle)
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We are so bad at self control that we need to literally staple our stomachs shut just so we can’t stuff anymore trash into them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0tnnw/we_are_so_bad_at_self_control_that_we_need_to/ (Bryan15012)
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People think old school fridges can save your life in case of an explosion. But unlike todays magnetic fridges, they can't be opened from the inside so even if you survive the explosion, you will die of starvation or lack of oxygen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0tnmf/people_think_old_school_fridges_can_save_your/ (oneoutoftendentist)
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Someone recently had to click "OK" on whatever sends out that $2.2 Trillion USD dollars of Stimulus money.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0tnc2/someone_recently_had_to_click_ok_on_whatever/ (genmischief)
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You’d think that Bowser would finally take a hint and realize Princess Peach isn’t into him.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0tm2q/youd_think_that_bowser_would_finally_take_a_hint/ (JusTh1nkin)
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It’s kind of insane that earth ended up with an almost perfect 50/50 split between biological males and females

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0tkig/its_kind_of_insane_that_earth_ended_up_with_an/ (freshsandals)
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Insects must think the world is ending when you are gardening and moving soil and cutting plants that they inhabit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0tgym/insects_must_think_the_world_is_ending_when_you/ (imperialleather)
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Going for a walk has turned into a bizarre game of Pac-Man where everyone is both Pac-Man and a ghost.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0tfu9/going_for_a_walk_has_turned_into_a_bizarre_game/ (Alchse)
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If you won't reproduce, millions of your ancestors will be disappointed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0tf1c/if_you_wont_reproduce_millions_of_your_ancestors/ (CzerwonyX)
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Going for a walk has turned into a bazar game of pac man where everyone’s simultaneously both pac man and a ghost

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0tely/going_for_a_walk_has_turned_into_a_bazar_game_of/ ([deleted])
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Labor creates all wealth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0tejl/labor_creates_all_wealth/ (jpetty265)
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The actor of Chewbacca is technically a professional furry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0t94g/the_actor_of_chewbacca_is_technically_a/ (alex_darkstar)
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Beast gave up immortality for Beauty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0t8jc/beast_gave_up_immortality_for_beauty/ (SiphonerKai)
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The sentence "Im making a lot of money" gets way less impressive when people find out you're working in a money factory.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0t7uf/the_sentence_im_making_a_lot_of_money_gets_way/ (DarkStamway)
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People hate people who breathe into the mic, but if you work as an astronaut, it’s a good thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0t32a/people_hate_people_who_breathe_into_the_mic_but/ (RedditAtRyan)
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People in the past must have had terrible haircuts considering how badly people are at cutting their own hair

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0t1dc/people_in_the_past_must_have_had_terrible/ (Tyler_king96)
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Most people see a lot more sun sets than sun rises

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0t0r6/most_people_see_a_lot_more_sun_sets_than_sun_rises/ (Gusus02)
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You can see more on the internet in one day than you can in a lifetime without it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0szqr/you_can_see_more_on_the_internet_in_one_day_than/ (conlake123)
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Water is usually described as being tasteless but you usually complain about the taste of water when you're in a different location.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0sytg/water_is_usually_described_as_being_tasteless_but/ (RabbitHare1)
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It’s easier to slack off work with your managers watching than it is to slack off work with your significant other watching

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0svp4/its_easier_to_slack_off_work_with_your_managers/ (fomq)
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Human poop is brown partially because of our red oxygenated blood shedding dead brownish blood cells. Vulcan blood is green due to their copper content, so we can infer that Spock's poop is not, in fact, brown.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0steh/human_poop_is_brown_partially_because_of_our_red/ (shuckiduck)
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In the future our children will look back a magazines with pictures of maskless faces with the same wonder that we looked at our grandparent's old stacks of National Geographic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ss3y/in_the_future_our_children_will_look_back_a/ (death_awaits_us_all)
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Our skin is multi-colored

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0sr80/our_skin_is_multicolored/ ([deleted])
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It feels like Mother Nature has sent us all to our rooms to think about what we have done.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0spwo/it_feels_like_mother_nature_has_sent_us_all_to/ ([deleted])
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Iphone 12 gonna be out before us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0snyk/iphone_12_gonna_be_out_before_us/ ([deleted])
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"e" s in bee are silent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0smq4/e_s_in_bee_are_silent/ (Skarlet76)
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The history of commercial aviation might have been very different if passenger pigeons had not become extinct

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0smn3/the_history_of_commercial_aviation_might_have/ (KarlBob)
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If you told the world to eat a brick, someone would to it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0smi1/if_you_told_the_world_to_eat_a_brick_someone/ (Acute_web)
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Capturing fireflies in a jar was probably something fun you did as a kid but it’s probably not as fun when you realize all you were doing was forcefully capturing multiple living creatures and suffocating them to death while they panicked for your enjoyment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0slwp/capturing_fireflies_in_a_jar_was_probably/ (AppleberryJames)
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Jerry’s “Hungry for Apples” slogan has probably increased apple sales

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0sibw/jerrys_hungry_for_apples_slogan_has_probably/ (PostyMcPostface)
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The reason everyone hates middle management is lower employees get ordered to do the dumb crap by them and higher employees expect MMs to make their dumb ideas look smart

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0si3z/the_reason_everyone_hates_middle_management_is/ ([deleted])
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Our bodies operate in utter darkness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0shqy/our_bodies_operate_in_utter_darkness/ (OmarMMF)
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Some animals have no idea other animals exist. For instance, a shark has no idea what a camel is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0sgv9/some_animals_have_no_idea_other_animals_exist_for/ (obamasleftsock)
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The only way to express your dislike of social media at the moment is on social media

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0sgdm/the_only_way_to_express_your_dislike_of_social/ (Leerrroooyyy_Jenkins)
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If Gandalf goes from Gandalf the grey to Gandalf the white, there had to have been a Gandalf the black at one point

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0sf4t/if_gandalf_goes_from_gandalf_the_grey_to_gandalf/ (yeet-us-a-feetus)
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“Thanks, you too,” is probably not a common response to “Happy Birthday!” unless you’re a twin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0sdip/thanks_you_too_is_probably_not_a_common_response/ (JollyPlop)
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Your always standing above the middle of the planet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0scat/your_always_standing_above_the_middle_of_the/ (Jammygamer2)
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Pandas act more like drunk people in panda costumes than actual bears

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0sbat/pandas_act_more_like_drunk_people_in_panda/ ([deleted])
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Those 9 of out 10 dentists recommends a lot of different brands

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0sao3/those_9_of_out_10_dentists_recommends_a_lot_of/ ([deleted])
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You can experience more in one hour on the internet than you can in a lifetime without it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0s9q3/you_can_experience_more_in_one_hour_on_the/ ([deleted])
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Rocks don’t break, they multiply...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0s8io/rocks_dont_break_they_multiply/ (Spazzzicus)
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And offered Handshake went from a sign of trust to an act of biological aggression

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0s85p/and_offered_handshake_went_from_a_sign_of_trust/ ([deleted])
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You're technically a criminal if you lose your virginity before 18 for viewing and immersing yourself into real-life pornography.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0s7v2/youre_technically_a_criminal_if_you_lose_your/ ([deleted])
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Pretty girls are the Medusa’s of our modern society. You can look but don’t stare.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0s7oq/pretty_girls_are_the_medusas_of_our_modern/ (roastedtoperfection)
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People from different continents literally view the world differently.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0s6f4/people_from_different_continents_literally_view/ (ilikefoodz90)
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Since coffee beans are technically berries, coffee is technically juice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0s1ss/since_coffee_beans_are_technically_berries_coffee/ (ChurchOfDimple)
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The way men and women are portrayed in movies of a language gives a brief idea of how both genders are perceived in that community!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0rxh4/the_way_men_and_women_are_portrayed_in_movies_of/ (tarantulator)
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Electro Swing isn't new at all. They've been doing it since at least 1991 with Taco's Puttin on the Ritz

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0rveq/electro_swing_isnt_new_at_all_theyve_been_doing/ (CroshBash)
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People who view love as a miracle have fairly low self-esteem.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0rtxt/people_who_view_love_as_a_miracle_have_fairly_low/ (roastedtoperfection)
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Someone’s real occupation somewhere in the world is hentai voice actor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0rtq7/someones_real_occupation_somewhere_in_the_world/ (TheUpsideDownDoggo)
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Watching Porn Is Considered Immature, Yet Sex Is An 'Adult' Thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0rsd1/watching_porn_is_considered_immature_yet_sex_is/ (Wolfbite17)
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There's a dimension in which everything is a musical and everyone dances, then someones sees a normal tv show and it's inspired by how people can move so weird and slow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0rsck/theres_a_dimension_in_which_everything_is_a/ ([deleted])
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If you only use glade after number twos you eventually associate your glade with a number two

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0rrkf/if_you_only_use_glade_after_number_twos_you/ (lumberjackpat19)
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Because of how gravity bends light, everyone is a tiny little taller than they seem.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0rps9/because_of_how_gravity_bends_light_everyone_is_a/ (juaozineo)
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When the economy inevitably crashes and the dollar is worth a tenth of what it was... at least all of those student loan payments will be easier to pay off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0rme3/when_the_economy_inevitably_crashes_and_the/ ([deleted])
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Fedora's remind people of Indian Jones more than Freddy Krueger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0rkw2/fedoras_remind_people_of_indian_jones_more_than/ (McJames)
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Cool guys don't look at explosions, poor gamers also don't look at explosions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ri31/cool_guys_dont_look_at_explosions_poor_gamers/ (inkplay_)
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Your personal data is probably stored on thousands of hard drives around the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0resn/your_personal_data_is_probably_stored_on/ (haddock420)
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We might have passed the most exciting moment of our life already.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0rdhd/we_might_have_passed_the_most_exciting_moment_of/ (precious_trash)
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if your dog has a spot on its back it probably doesn’t know it has a spot on its back.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0rc08/if_your_dog_has_a_spot_on_its_back_it_probably/ (FL3ME)
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If you wish you could wish for unlimited wishes the genie has to grant you that wish

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0rbwk/if_you_wish_you_could_wish_for_unlimited_wishes/ (Andrija6897)
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Your teeth are the only parts of your skeleton you can see or touch without injuring yourself first.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ramg/your_teeth_are_the_only_parts_of_your_skeleton/ (TheVeganFoundYou)
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Stuart Little had too much clout

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0r9st/stuart_little_had_too_much_clout/ (ConnorHutton2001)
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In the movie ''Cars", the characters are forced to change their limbs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0r9f8/in_the_movie_cars_the_characters_are_forced_to/ ([deleted])
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It is not surprising there are so many cannibalistic snakes, considering they are the ideally shaped meal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0r7vz/it_is_not_surprising_there_are_so_many/ (MooseInNoose)
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To be considered completely Earth conscious you’d have to not exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0r780/to_be_considered_completely_earth_conscious_youd/ ([deleted])
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If you sprinted everywhere like you do in videogames, people would think something is wrong with you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0r758/if_you_sprinted_everywhere_like_you_do_in/ (reddituser-exe)
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Another word for kidnapping is surprise adoption.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0r5yk/another_word_for_kidnapping_is_surprise_adoption/ (KingDegenerate1)
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Having unlimited data has never been less useful.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0r5ll/having_unlimited_data_has_never_been_less_useful/ (tippiqul)
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Humans will become fossil fuel someday.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0r5hl/humans_will_become_fossil_fuel_someday/ (MaxtHeMicK100)
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Never judge a book by its cover, but always judge a restaurant by the taste of their water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0r45u/never_judge_a_book_by_its_cover_but_always_judge/ ([deleted])
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Humans snack all day and then act like our dogs are overly dramatic when they whine for one of their two daily meals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0r3qu/humans_snack_all_day_and_then_act_like_our_dogs/ (Po1sonator)
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No one has ever been inside an empty room

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0r3h4/no_one_has_ever_been_inside_an_empty_room/ (GrimSk8r)
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Humans snack all day and then act like their dogs are overly dramatic when they wine for one of their two daily meals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0r2wq/humans_snack_all_day_and_then_act_like_their_dogs/ ([deleted])
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Life is the biggest drug,cause it kills you slowly and you enjoy it in the process.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0r25g/life_is_the_biggest_drugcause_it_kills_you_slowly/ ([deleted])
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Folks are either locked in, having no intercourse at all, or are locked in, having intercourse more frequently than ever before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0r1q2/folks_are_either_locked_in_having_no_intercourse/ (mongoose_rider)
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As a ɾesult of the quarantίne, there are very few cars blߋcking the streets and every household has a full cache of dry-goods. If a zombίe apoϲalypse e∨er ԜERE to ߋccur, thίs wߋuld aϲtually be a ∨ery cߋnvenient tίme

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0r1kh/as_a_ɾesult_of_the_quarantίne_there_are_very_few/ ([deleted])
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If the sprinter Usain is seen shoplifting from a hardware store, the headline would likely read "Bolt bolts with a bolt."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0r19b/if_the_sprinter_usain_is_seen_shoplifting_from_a/ (bziddy)
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If everyone on Earth believed in Santa Claus, no one would recieve any gifts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0qzhf/if_everyone_on_earth_believed_in_santa_claus_no/ (vincentrainbows)
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As a ɾesult of the quarantίne, there are very few cars blߋcking the streets and every household has a full cache of dry-goods. Ԝеɾe a zombίe apoϲalypse e∨er to ߋccur, thίs wߋuld aϲtually be a ∨ery cߋnvenient tίme

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0qyo3/as_a_ɾesult_of_the_quarantίne_there_are_very_few/ ([deleted])
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Mario was probably really dead and in his own personal heaven, nothing but clean water and pipes everywhere

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0qxs6/mario_was_probably_really_dead_and_in_his_own/ ([deleted])
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Slow moving crawling plant bugs actually might think of themselves as jumping and running and trotting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0qxq9/slow_moving_crawling_plant_bugs_actually_might/ (ME_DOG_WHO_U)
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Maybe creatures like Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster really do look low res. in real life but everyone doesn’t believe it and blames the cameras

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0qx2n/maybe_creatures_like_bigfoot_and_the_loch_ness/ (TryHardHeavy)
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People are either having very consistent sex, or are enduring a very long dry spell without it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0qwvu/people_are_either_having_very_consistent_sex_or/ ([deleted])
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If you have found the perfect hiding spot then you haven't found the perfect hiding spot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0qwio/if_you_have_found_the_perfect_hiding_spot_then/ (TheOnlyTurnover)
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The closer it is to sunrise, the more socially acceptable it is to eat cereal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0qvi4/the_closer_it_is_to_sunrise_the_more_socially/ (sdfjk)
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People with drug addictions are usually perceived as cool but people with alcohol addictions are usually perceived as losers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0quiv/people_with_drug_addictions_are_usually_perceived/ (Qwerty123568)
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Strawberries don't have the "strawberry scent" that we associate them with.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0qtdd/strawberries_dont_have_the_strawberry_scent_that/ ([deleted])
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If romance movies lasted longer we’d see all the divorces too

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0qsrh/if_romance_movies_lasted_longer_wed_see_all_the/ (Cottoncandyskiesthrw)
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If raccoons kept day planners, they too would also keep reminders for trash day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0qsg1/if_raccoons_kept_day_planners_they_too_would_also/ (erndiggity)
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Just realized punching in 11 seconds into a microwave is way faster than 10 due to the zero being way at the bottom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0qsfn/just_realized_punching_in_11_seconds_into_a/ (SClegane)
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Saying you really like to bake sounds a lot better than saying you really like eating cake

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0qs6v/saying_you_really_like_to_bake_sounds_a_lot/ ([deleted])
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When hard stuff goes stale it gets soft, but when soft stuff goes stale it gets hard...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0qrbi/when_hard_stuff_goes_stale_it_gets_soft_but_when/ (FictionVent)
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Epic games actually provides a useful service by telling pc gamers which developers to avoid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0qr5a/epic_games_actually_provides_a_useful_service_by/ (Dotaproffessional)
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We all were just suddenly alive and just accepted it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0qpr9/we_all_were_just_suddenly_alive_and_just_accepted/ (mrcharlesboyle)
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If a tool was created to find lost items, people would just lose that.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0qpqv/if_a_tool_was_created_to_find_lost_items_people/ ([deleted])
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Rednecks love races and hate other races.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0qp8n/rednecks_love_races_and_hate_other_races/ (KindlyOlPornographer)
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Tadpoles to frogs is basic evolution in one lifespan

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0qojf/tadpoles_to_frogs_is_basic_evolution_in_one/ ([deleted])
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If you ever did a gacha summoning in a gacha game then technically your a gambler.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0qogj/if_you_ever_did_a_gacha_summoning_in_a_gacha_game/ (LightningWolf1594)
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If E.L.A teacher's books were replaced with movies and/or video games, they would still have the same job.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0qnq3/if_ela_teachers_books_were_replaced_with_movies/ (vonplayalot)
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With unrestricted technological advancement, somebody will one day unplug their testicle like a flash drive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0qml8/with_unrestricted_technological_advancement/ (joebot777)
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If you watch old movies and imagine them as modern made films they instantly become great period pieces

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0qlsd/if_you_watch_old_movies_and_imagine_them_as/ (CupOfNumbers)
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Driving on a road in late night is more of a PvE (player vs environment), while driving on daylight is more of a PvP (player vs player)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ql3l/driving_on_a_road_in_late_night_is_more_of_a_pve/ (Sicx69)
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You know that you have made it when family guy does an episode on you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0qh1t/you_know_that_you_have_made_it_when_family_guy/ ([deleted])
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Comedy is to offensive ideas what fighting sport is to physical aggression: onstage, the more vicious your performance the more everyone loves you, but taking even a little bit of it offstage will get you into terrific trouble.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0qgq5/comedy_is_to_offensive_ideas_what_fighting_sport/ (StanzinTheScribe)
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If someone declares that they are a discriminatory person, and you start judging/thinking less of them, technically that makes you discriminatory as well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0qgcz/if_someone_declares_that_they_are_a/ (DonkeySkin334)
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Accidents on highways basically happen because humans can’t travel in the same direction

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0qdzc/accidents_on_highways_basically_happen_because/ (Not_Luna)
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People are either having the no sex at all, or the most consistent sex they've ever had.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0qcf4/people_are_either_having_the_no_sex_at_all_or_the/ ([deleted])
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If a person named pain takes enough painkillers then they are literally painkillers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0qb7t/if_a_person_named_pain_takes_enough_painkillers/ (BlaZingWR3)
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The sauce never gets credit when mother says that spaghetti is being served for dinner.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0qaem/the_sauce_never_gets_credit_when_mother_says_that/ (SupremeTemptation)
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If you look up in the universe and feel small, it's because you started out with an ego unjustifiably too high to begin with.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0q9y9/if_you_look_up_in_the_universe_and_feel_small_its/ (JaySeanDerulo)
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Getting caught talking alone can be awkward, but singing is ok. Talking to other people is ok, but singing can be awkward.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0q9ta/getting_caught_talking_alone_can_be_awkward_but/ (ColdSunnyMorning)
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The masked singer is the only place where it is socially acceptable to have a crowd chant “take it off”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0q8b8/the_masked_singer_is_the_only_place_where_it_is/ (helmetness107)
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If we were immortal, the world would have to have infinite space.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0q6zb/if_we_were_immortal_the_world_would_have_to_have/ (Pax_flash)
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No cost will be spared to save money.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0q5k0/no_cost_will_be_spared_to_save_money/ (usenet_alias)
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Starting to notice that a lot of essential workers tend to live in the poor parts of town

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0q533/starting_to_notice_that_a_lot_of_essential/ (HalfandHoff)
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It is ironic that domestic dogs are larger than house cats, but that wild dogs are smaller than wild cats.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0q3x6/it_is_ironic_that_domestic_dogs_are_larger_than/ ([deleted])
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A sign language interpreter helps deaf people, but cannot ever be another deaf person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0q3sk/a_sign_language_interpreter_helps_deaf_people_but/ (Dawkness13)
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We all have an excuse for not going to the gym

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0q37a/we_all_have_an_excuse_for_not_going_to_the_gym/ (ThatOneTrollFri3nd)
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Technology has progressed — and is still progressing — at a rapid pace and yet email is still ubiquitous

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0q2es/technology_has_progressed_and_is_still/ (SuspiciousNebula)
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People dread it, but boredom is actually the ultimate luxury.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0q1kp/people_dread_it_but_boredom_is_actually_the/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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It's hard to trust a company that thought it was a good idea to double down on the Kinect.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0q194/its_hard_to_trust_a_company_that_thought_it_was_a/ ([deleted])
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Oreos and Nabs are different flavors of the same thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0q0gv/oreos_and_nabs_are_different_flavors_of_the_same/ ([deleted])
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Popcorn is healthy as long as you don't pour a shit ton of butter on it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0pxta/popcorn_is_healthy_as_long_as_you_dont_pour_a/ (Pixel_Hydra)
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The volume of garlic per meal has probably increased dramatically recently.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0pwen/the_volume_of_garlic_per_meal_has_probably/ (sonofaBilic)
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You are advised not to look in the sun because cool guys never look at explosions .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0pvhu/you_are_advised_not_to_look_in_the_sun_because/ (Catnapo)
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Amish people can’t get offended at ‘Amish Paradise’ by Weird Al Yankovic because they don’t have internet to watch it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0pvbg/amish_people_cant_get_offended_at_amish_paradise/ (noodleeatingdevice)
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If animals didn’t want to be eaten, why are they made of food, smh.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0puq4/if_animals_didnt_want_to_be_eaten_why_are_they/ (Maciokan)
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Nintendo isn’t being greedy. They are actually making your kids share.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0pt11/nintendo_isnt_being_greedy_they_are_actually/ (93devil)
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The moral of the children's book "rainbow fish" is that you can buy friends.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0psbk/the_moral_of_the_childrens_book_rainbow_fish_is/ (InvertedRainbow)
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The moral of "Sk8er Boi" by Avril Lavigne is "date people you're not attracted to because one day they might be rich and famous".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ppk7/the_moral_of_sk8er_boi_by_avril_lavigne_is_date/ (lol_camis)
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Control the money and you make the rules. Define the terms and you control the language. Write the stories and you control the narrative. Release the information and you control the truth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0plif/control_the_money_and_you_make_the_rules_define/ (pplpersons_paperppl)
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Everything is edible at least once

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0pkpn/everything_is_edible_at_least_once/ (EverlastingAvenger)
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Nothing is really "not safe" for work anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0pk4u/nothing_is_really_not_safe_for_work_anymore/ (BrendanH117)
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Some people listen to understand others listen to complain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0pk2m/some_people_listen_to_understand_others_listen_to/ (pikknz)
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"Happy anniversary" and not "Happy birthday" is the more accurate greeting for someone's birthday since one celebrates the reoccurrence of the date.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0pk1f/happy_anniversary_and_not_happy_birthday_is_the/ (Johnthebabayagawick)
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Water covers 71% of Earth’s surface, meaning that while and earthy scent smells like dirt, soil, grass and plants, an Earthy scent would smell like saltwater.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0pjht/water_covers_71_of_earths_surface_meaning_that/ (Blakk_exe)
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It's possible you've interacted with a super famous person online at some point without knowing it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0phnt/its_possible_youve_interacted_with_a_super_famous/ (staydedicated40101)
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Showering at night just before bedtime is much more soothing than in the morning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0pfni/showering_at_night_just_before_bedtime_is_much/ (lazy-loner)
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No of us asked to be born, so giving birth is quite literally forcing someone into existence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0pdyq/no_of_us_asked_to_be_born_so_giving_birth_is/ (staydedicated40101)
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Hail brings out everyone’s inner child

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0pd1q/hail_brings_out_everyones_inner_child/ (dart_catcher)
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If we wait long enough, we can rank years by both celebrity births and celebrity deaths.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0pcym/if_we_wait_long_enough_we_can_rank_years_by_both/ (Shawnj2)
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Law of Conservation of Matter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0pbtc/law_of_conservation_of_matter/ (thejamesmk)
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Calling the browser in GTA V "Eyefind" instead of "EyeBrows" is a real missed opportunity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0pb8u/calling_the_browser_in_gta_v_eyefind_instead_of/ (YolandaBKool)
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If your dad is a simp, that would make you a simpson.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0pawi/if_your_dad_is_a_simp_that_would_make_you_a/ ([deleted])
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Maybe creatures like Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster evolved to look like a low resolution image so no one would believe they exist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0pam9/maybe_creatures_like_bigfoot_and_the_loch_ness/ ([deleted])
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It’s plausible that there have been actual UFO sightings but they were either covered up, or the recounter was ridiculed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0p9yz/its_plausible_that_there_have_been_actual_ufo/ ([deleted])
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You reach the platinum level of humanity by seeing someone fail or embarrass themself and then not being a dick or even mentioning about it to anyone, ever, anywhere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0p9lh/you_reach_the_platinum_level_of_humanity_by/ (Lum1nar)
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Air conditioning destroyed the need for ceiling fans which destroyed the need for paperweights.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0p87e/air_conditioning_destroyed_the_need_for_ceiling/ (txlee1)
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There are some babies are born richer than you'll ever be.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0p80z/there_are_some_babies_are_born_richer_than_youll/ (JuiceThatGoose)
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We’ve all known Buzz Lightyear for over 25 years, but none of us has a clue what his hair looks like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0p709/weve_all_known_buzz_lightyear_for_over_25_years/ ([deleted])
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No police dogs know that they're heroes when rescuing for example a kidnapped person, they just want to make their master happy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0p5zu/no_police_dogs_know_that_theyre_heroes_when/ (Mr_Skosula)
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Nothing says trust like letting someone else shave you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0p1i8/nothing_says_trust_like_letting_someone_else/ (OriginalZest)
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The higher standard of Mathematics we learn, the lesser "numbers" we actually use.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0p0rh/the_higher_standard_of_mathematics_we_learn_the/ (gpanda24)
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If the eighth dwarf coughed a lot, it would sound like everyone had named him "Coffee"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0p04t/if_the_eighth_dwarf_coughed_a_lot_it_would_sound/ (DoctorStrangeBlood)
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We could all clap and find out who's on our street.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ozpt/we_could_all_clap_and_find_out_whos_on_our_street/ (Gobletofjam11)
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If dogs and humans switched roles they probably would not make it common practice to cut our balls of.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0oydl/if_dogs_and_humans_switched_roles_they_probably/ (flamingpiggy)
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Most of our behaviors around money sound really trivial if you replace the word "money" or "dollars/euros/pesos/yen/etc" with "tokens".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ot81/most_of_our_behaviors_around_money_sound_really/ (r2HhGJ2sYgVU5X8HccE3)
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You can’t clean something without making something else dirty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0osvj/you_cant_clean_something_without_making_something/ ([deleted])
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“Fore” is abbreviated from the aft part of the word “before” and “aft” is abbreviated from the fore part of the word “after”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0orij/fore_is_abbreviated_from_the_aft_part_of_the_word/ (ChieferofReefer)
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Commercials depicting people socializing are beginning to feel dated.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0or12/commercials_depicting_people_socializing_are/ (RickS-C-137)
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Movies that start with “present day” don’t age well

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0oq9q/movies_that_start_with_present_day_dont_age_well/ (ProjektBloo)
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People who watch nascar are probably descendants of people who watched ancient chariot races

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0opjc/people_who_watch_nascar_are_probably_descendants/ (jerclops101)
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A house plant must suspect that something isn't right.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ophm/a_house_plant_must_suspect_that_something_isnt/ (Gobletofjam11)
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The person who invented the electric flyswatter must have been an avid tennis player.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0oots/the_person_who_invented_the_electric_flyswatter/ (erndiggity)
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There’s probably a lot of teenagers worried their parent’s alcohol stash is getting so low they are finally going to reach for that liquor bottle full of water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0oody/theres_probably_a_lot_of_teenagers_worried_their/ (saranwrap3)
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Echoes are sound shadows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0oo3k/echoes_are_sound_shadows/ (ultracrepidar_ian)
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The statement, “We’re all gonna die” is actually true.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0onwu/the_statement_were_all_gonna_die_is_actually_true/ (petyrlabenov)
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Two people walking towards each other on a narrow walkway is the new version of Playing Chicken.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0onss/two_people_walking_towards_each_other_on_a_narrow/ (Hafpit)
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“You pee because you’ve drunk” or “You drink because you’ve peed” is a more down-to-earth analogy of the cause-effect problem than “the chicken or the egg.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0olki/you_pee_because_youve_drunk_or_you_drink_because/ (shortroundshotaro)
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If your parents are over 50 and you visit them once a year, you'll probably see them less than 50 more times before they're gone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ojuu/if_your_parents_are_over_50_and_you_visit_them/ (brobronn17)
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It is possible every single moment creates a kazillion new parallel universes, based on different options what might happen, and we just perceive one storyline out of them all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ojdm/it_is_possible_every_single_moment_creates_a/ (Lum1nar)
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Pets riding in vehicles listening to the radio must think their owners are great singers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ogbr/pets_riding_in_vehicles_listening_to_the_radio/ ([deleted])
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Lighter heater jackets are the warm winter jackets of the future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0oej3/lighter_heater_jackets_are_the_warm_winter/ (savetheoceans)
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Given the tremendous number of species that pass through Mos Eisley spaceport, the restrooms in the cantina must be enormous.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0oeeo/given_the_tremendous_number_of_species_that_pass/ (PikesPique)
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dogs get sad when we leave the house because they mainly asscociat the world beyond the door with going for a walk. They think every mornig we’re leaving to go for a walk without them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0odt0/dogs_get_sad_when_we_leave_the_house_because_they/ (ElSolenya)
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Girl Scout cookies are the gateway MLM scheme

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0odpi/girl_scout_cookies_are_the_gateway_mlm_scheme/ (RiceandSpice2012)
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Halfass and Semicolon are the same word.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ocl9/halfass_and_semicolon_are_the_same_word/ (super-paper-mario)
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Fish must believe breathing out from the water is a sort of superpower.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0o9nw/fish_must_believe_breathing_out_from_the_water_is/ (EspectadorExpectante)
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The work of matrimonial sites is to lose their customers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0o7dh/the_work_of_matrimonial_sites_is_to_lose_their/ ([deleted])
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You probably have an oddly specific memory of someone that they would think is extremely creepy you remembered.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0o6nj/you_probably_have_an_oddly_specific_memory_of/ (kerrylorraine)
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Of all the rich people who have ever said ‘Money doesn’t matter, it doesn’t make you happy’, not a single one of them has ever given away all of their wealth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0o676/of_all_the_rich_people_who_have_ever_said_money/ ([deleted])
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We will never be able to know what it smells like underwater.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0nzz5/we_will_never_be_able_to_know_what_it_smells_like/ ([deleted])
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If most skinny blonde girls are considered snacks, sororities are vending machines.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0nzu3/if_most_skinny_blonde_girls_are_considered_snacks/ (IntelligentConcepts)
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A negative sized penis is a vagina.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0nzkb/a_negative_sized_penis_is_a_vagina/ (Idiot_Loli)
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Pigs in cartoons always appear to have just pink skin, but in real life pigs are covered in fur.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0nz7b/pigs_in_cartoons_always_appear_to_have_just_pink/ (Frogadier_99)
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No matter how different the other traits are, if a group of things have a common trait big enough others will see them as alike .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0nyro/no_matter_how_different_the_other_traits_are_if_a/ (BoiMerchant)
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Even number of odds add up to even. Odd number of odds add up to odd. But both even and odd number of even add up to even. And any mix will add up to even if the number of odd is even. Majority of things even out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0nwfh/even_number_of_odds_add_up_to_even_odd_number_of/ (niddelicious)
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January 1st is the day when the streets are both the most crowded and the most empty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0nvwp/january_1st_is_the_day_when_the_streets_are_both/ (BobbyAF)
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Murderers have a really high K/D ratio

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0nvat/murderers_have_a_really_high_kd_ratio/ (Ghostieye)
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The first revolutionary idea was the invention of the wheel

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0nu6p/the_first_revolutionary_idea_was_the_invention_of/ (jojoharry16)
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There is no simple English opposite to "not"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0nsvh/there_is_no_simple_english_opposite_to_not/ (AxialGem)
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"Gay Zombie" sung to the tune of a-ha's "take on me"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0nqzf/gay_zombie_sung_to_the_tune_of_ahas_take_on_me/ ([deleted])
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Mooncake is the opposite of Kirby

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0nq17/mooncake_is_the_opposite_of_kirby/ (Digital_Jedi_8468)
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We are further away from the release of Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (2002) than the game was from when the story took place (1986).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0npgq/we_are_further_away_from_the_release_of_grand/ (ZiaCombs)
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There is still no consensus on the difference between someone who acts like a dick, someone who acts like an asshole, and someone who acts like a douchebag.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0noa2/there_is_still_no_consensus_on_the_difference/ (adamantcondition)
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Just wanted to give a public F*** you to those who publicly point out when others are blushing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0no05/just_wanted_to_give_a_public_f_you_to_those_who/ (2fast4chaz)
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Someone, somewhere, has probably used the measure app to figure out the length of their shit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0nnuz/someone_somewhere_has_probably_used_the_measure/ (redbeardgenmeme)
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Andy's gonna be so mad when he finds out Bonnie lost woody.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0nmrk/andys_gonna_be_so_mad_when_he_finds_out_bonnie/ (Ceungosse)
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Maybe we are spiritually connected to somebody on earth or another planet explaining the sudden pain and bloody noses sometimes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0nmkd/maybe_we_are_spiritually_connected_to_somebody_on/ (JurgenP4)
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Sometimes, with the right tone, you can lie by literally telling the truth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0nmf0/sometimes_with_the_right_tone_you_can_lie_by/ (indisgice)
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Only if manufacturers made Lids the size in table spoons.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0nioh/only_if_manufacturers_made_lids_the_size_in_table/ (Wizard079)
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You generally only feel a body part when something's wrong with it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0nhes/you_generally_only_feel_a_body_part_when/ (IronZy)
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Humans are technically straws. Everything that enters on one side, ends up leaving on the other

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0nev2/humans_are_technically_straws_everything_that/ (gabrielm3llo)
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If the plot of Madagascar happened in real life, all the other characters are becoming lion food real fast

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0nelg/if_the_plot_of_madagascar_happened_in_real_life/ (Jimhbruce19)
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A lot less people would eat Cocoa Puffs if their mascot was a rabbit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0neew/a_lot_less_people_would_eat_cocoa_puffs_if_their/ (dankpenguin69)
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People always think their dogs are either brilliant, or dumb. Nobody ever says "my dog is of completely average intelligence".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0n6ut/people_always_think_their_dogs_are_either/ (nicolebenjamin)
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Weird that if you empty your mind, you become mindful.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0n333/weird_that_if_you_empty_your_mind_you_become/ (Breeze_in_the_Trees)
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In toy story; if Buzz believes he isn’t a toy. Then there was no reason why he froze when Andy was coming.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0n0qq/in_toy_story_if_buzz_believes_he_isnt_a_toy_then/ ([deleted])
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Chocolate is actually a vegetable product considering that it comes from beans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0mzky/chocolate_is_actually_a_vegetable_product/ (Sir-Clout-the-5th)
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Spontaneous generation had to happen somewhere, somehow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0mwyr/spontaneous_generation_had_to_happen_somewhere/ (WrongJohnSilver)
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You could potentially have to take care of a pet cat for as long as a human child

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0mwfu/you_could_potentially_have_to_take_care_of_a_pet/ (crownedplatypus)
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Your alarm sound is the theme song that starts off each of your episodes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0mv5e/your_alarm_sound_is_the_theme_song_that_starts/ ([deleted])
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The word Synonym has no synonyms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0muuv/the_word_synonym_has_no_synonyms/ ([deleted])
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Every car is a remake of the first ever car

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0muup/every_car_is_a_remake_of_the_first_ever_car/ (mighty_mike2)
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One benefit of having every day seem like it’s blurring together is that packages seem to come much quicker.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0muh0/one_benefit_of_having_every_day_seem_like_its/ (njboys06)
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Dogs and Cats probably have some unique birthmarks similar to how humans have them but we probably don't notice them due to all their fur.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0muf6/dogs_and_cats_probably_have_some_unique/ ([deleted])
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Caesarean sections must be obsolete in Star Trek as the baby/babies could be beamed out of their mother's womb.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0mu2p/caesarean_sections_must_be_obsolete_in_star_trek/ (JTCornish)
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A peacock neither looks like a pea nor like a cock.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0mt5q/a_peacock_neither_looks_like_a_pea_nor_like_a_cock/ (neo203)
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When you zoom in a picture you are technically cropping it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0mt03/when_you_zoom_in_a_picture_you_are_technically/ (Waddles870)
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You subconsciously dry your hand after taking a shower.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0msa1/you_subconsciously_dry_your_hand_after_taking_a/ (BY84)
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Your inner dialog still has an accent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0mqsv/your_inner_dialog_still_has_an_accent/ ([deleted])
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[OCD WARNING] Everyone washes their clothes but no one ever cleans or disinfects their laundry baskets and they put their clean clothes right into the dirty basket.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0mpy7/ocd_warning_everyone_washes_their_clothes_but_no/ (DeathStarTrojan)
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Probably will never see the last picture taken of you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0mocv/probably_will_never_see_the_last_picture_taken_of/ ([deleted])
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At last, we figured out how to keep guns and stop mass shootings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0mnz7/at_last_we_figured_out_how_to_keep_guns_and_stop/ (The-Great-Cornhollio)
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In retrospect, it makes perfect sense that Jake from State Farm and that guy on the phone were actually gay.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0mmr4/in_retrospect_it_makes_perfect_sense_that_jake/ ([deleted])
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Whenever an online site asks for certain requirements for the password, technically they are making more easy to guess them since there are fewer options to choose from

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0mmkz/whenever_an_online_site_asks_for_certain/ (lHopy)
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considering lung cancer, alcoholism and drug cartels, plants are more dangerous than animals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0mmi0/considering_lung_cancer_alcoholism_and_drug/ (alienstallion)
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Every game is a racing game if you're a speedrunner.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0mm1m/every_game_is_a_racing_game_if_youre_a_speedrunner/ (OliverKitsch)
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It’s harder to notice burglars coming since everyone is wearing masks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0mk2e/its_harder_to_notice_burglars_coming_since/ (scratchy_mcballsy)
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All face moisturizers are also hand moisturizers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0mimi/all_face_moisturizers_are_also_hand_moisturizers/ (matshoo)
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Dryer sheets are the bay leaves of the laundry world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0mgij/dryer_sheets_are_the_bay_leaves_of_the_laundry/ (loribean87)
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The most unbelievable thing in Sleepless in Seattle is that Annie Reed is the only woman who hired a P.I. and stalked Sam Baldwin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0mdpm/the_most_unbelievable_thing_in_sleepless_in/ (suzuki_sinclaire)
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You can't do hip thursts without clenching your butt. But you can do butt clenches without hip thrusts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0mcid/you_cant_do_hip_thursts_without_clenching_your/ (culperson7063)
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If you have poor hygiene you actually have lowgiene.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0mcbe/if_you_have_poor_hygiene_you_actually_have/ (Andwhy99)
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In cartoons, dogs are stupid and cats are assholes. In Ren & Stimpy, the dog is the asshole while the cat is stupid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0maf4/in_cartoons_dogs_are_stupid_and_cats_are_assholes/ (Animeking1108)
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Sadness is what fuels our desire to become better human beings. Happiness is the reward.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0m898/sadness_is_what_fuels_our_desire_to_become_better/ (jakekwelin)
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Your mobile phone keeps you connected with those far away from you, and disconnected from those close to you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0m81j/your_mobile_phone_keeps_you_connected_with_those/ (marcvb)
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Adding "in accordance with the prophesy" to any sentence will make it sound more interesting and profound

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0m51d/adding_in_accordance_with_the_prophesy_to_any/ (AxialGem)
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When you eat 2 deviled eggs you technically only ate 1

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0m51b/when_you_eat_2_deviled_eggs_you_technically_only/ (masked-hacker)
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Staying indoors is really more about staying inwalls.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0m49k/staying_indoors_is_really_more_about_staying/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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A lot of high school seniors are off the hook for having to ask anyone to the prom

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0lvn2/a_lot_of_high_school_seniors_are_off_the_hook_for/ (Mdizzle29)
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Every package of ramen is the same but it’s only the packet is different

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0lvff/every_package_of_ramen_is_the_same_but_its_only/ (redbaron62yt)
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Food in Tom and Jerry seems tastier than in real life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0lucy/food_in_tom_and_jerry_seems_tastier_than_in_real/ (NguyenKhangThinh)
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Nuke Sirens are not warning us, but screaming before getting destroyed by the Nuke.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0lsc5/nuke_sirens_are_not_warning_us_but_screaming/ (FluffyPuppy2007)
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Tons of people are experiencing what retirement will feel like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0lrpb/tons_of_people_are_experiencing_what_retirement/ (JoeFas)
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The dark side of the Moon receives just as much, and probably more sunlight than the side facing us because of Earth blocking the light during a New Moon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0lrb7/the_dark_side_of_the_moon_receives_just_as_much/ (Iuvenis_psychonauta)
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We go to school to learn how to learn, so we can learn what we want to learn and learn to teach others what we learned.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0lql8/we_go_to_school_to_learn_how_to_learn_so_we_can/ (Cloaked42m)
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Cats think of humans as sugar daddies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0lq1t/cats_think_of_humans_as_sugar_daddies/ ([deleted])
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The human race may one day be wiped out through attempting to appear nonchalant in the face of danger

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0lpc3/the_human_race_may_one_day_be_wiped_out_through/ (robologoin)
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Cooked meat is always well-done on the surface

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0lmwq/cooked_meat_is_always_welldone_on_the_surface/ (Asian_Canadaball)
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The phase "more inefficient" is less efficient.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0lmk3/the_phase_more_inefficient_is_less_efficient/ (Maplicious2017)
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You rarely hear about angsty teenagers listening to Country music despite Country music being one of the most angsty genres.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0llyn/you_rarely_hear_about_angsty_teenagers_listening/ (ausernameofaperson)
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You can never steal "5" from "seVen" because that will be "seen" to everyone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0llvf/you_can_never_steal_5_from_seven_because_that/ ([deleted])
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If Dwayne Johnson stole a diamond and was sent to Alcatraz, the newspapers could read The Rock is sent to The Rock for stealing a rock.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0lkrq/if_dwayne_johnson_stole_a_diamond_and_was_sent_to/ (arthritictongue)
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“Sexy clothes” don’t actually make that person sexy, they already were

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0lk74/sexy_clothes_dont_actually_make_that_person_sexy/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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Of all the spiderman universes you could have been born in,you were born in the one where he is a fictional character.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0liss/of_all_the_spiderman_universes_you_could_have/ ([deleted])
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You could have been woooshed without knowing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0lhd5/you_could_have_been_woooshed_without_knowing_it/ (JELLYJACKY29)
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Many horror games end in hospitals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0lgkl/many_horror_games_end_in_hospitals/ (Okget)
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When a butterfly looks at its reflection, it can only see the outside of its wings, which are always drab and boring looking. They have no idea how fucking beautiful they are when looked at from another perspective.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0lfgj/when_a_butterfly_looks_at_its_reflection_it_can/ (Cheeseanonioncrisps)
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The face most familiar to you is your own.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0le93/the_face_most_familiar_to_you_is_your_own/ (binjuic)
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Oof can also stand for 'out of food'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ldim/oof_can_also_stand_for_out_of_food/ (happypup324)
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The fact that penguins mate for life increases how adorable they are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0lcxv/the_fact_that_penguins_mate_for_life_increases/ (StygianConstellation)
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The only safety feature on a motorcycle is how loud it is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0l9d8/the_only_safety_feature_on_a_motorcycle_is_how/ (arystanmars)
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Standing on a pile of Legos doesn't hurt as much as standing on 1 lego

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0l89k/standing_on_a_pile_of_legos_doesnt_hurt_as_much/ (Gasyournan)
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It wasn't being in the fridge that saved Indiana Jones in Crystal Skull, it was because he drank from the Holy Grail in The Last Crusade

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0l6z1/it_wasnt_being_in_the_fridge_that_saved_indiana/ (D3ltaforc3)
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People are always fascinated about living in historic times or the future. A realistic VR MMO game about that would certainly be ubiquitous.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0l6t2/people_are_always_fascinated_about_living_in/ (rohmish)
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A whole lot of stuff would change if a day lasted for more than 24 hours.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0l6nr/a_whole_lot_of_stuff_would_change_if_a_day_lasted/ (RuinedSilence)
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Golf is the worlds largest board game.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0l5sc/golf_is_the_worlds_largest_board_game/ (EliasDavids)
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To beat your fear of confrontation you'd have to confront it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0l3cn/to_beat_your_fear_of_confrontation_youd_have_to/ (oh_mans)
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We've started referring to historical periods as beforona and afterona.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0l13t/weve_started_referring_to_historical_periods_as/ (Damogran6)
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If you lay down in the fetal position, tuck your head inbetween your legs, and then slowly roll in circles, you can actually feel the earths magnetic pull beneath you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0l0pz/if_you_lay_down_in_the_fetal_position_tuck_your/ ([deleted])
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If you water water it'll grow

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0l0a2/if_you_water_water_itll_grow/ (yashrajpatil)
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We are taught from a young age to not put circular things in square holes, but circular pizza pies exclusively come in square boxes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0kzj8/we_are_taught_from_a_young_age_to_not_put/ (aaronwe)
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We will never live in a world without dust.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0kz37/we_will_never_live_in_a_world_without_dust/ (Henmas)
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Many of us have come to associate the smell of hot cardboard with pizza

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0kyvw/many_of_us_have_come_to_associate_the_smell_of/ (Twatical)
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That extra drink you’ve ordered when you really shouldn’t have has probably cost you thousands of dollars over your lifetime

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0kv0a/that_extra_drink_youve_ordered_when_you_really/ ([deleted])
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The back of spoons spreads things on bread way better than knifes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0kuch/the_back_of_spoons_spreads_things_on_bread_way/ (PassedGrass)
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Technically, every moment a decade and a century ends

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ksxz/technically_every_moment_a_decade_and_a_century/ (terriblejokefactory)
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Planned obsolescence will one day save the world from a robot takeover.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0kryq/planned_obsolescence_will_one_day_save_the_world/ (p0wderClouder)
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Bones are marrow tortellini

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0krpv/bones_are_marrow_tortellini/ ([deleted])
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The wildlife coming back is only a good thing if you don't live around alligators or bears

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0kr2o/the_wildlife_coming_back_is_only_a_good_thing_if/ (Sup3rPotatoNinja)
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If you run in front of a car, you'll get tired, if you run behind a car you'll get exhausted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0kpxy/if_you_run_in_front_of_a_car_youll_get_tired_if/ (Dank_memes-420)
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It's appropriate to wear a business suit at almost every place/event

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0knil/its_appropriate_to_wear_a_business_suit_at_almost/ ([deleted])
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It's appropriate to wear a suit at almost every place/event

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0klmy/its_appropriate_to_wear_a_suit_at_almost_every/ ([deleted])
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The streets are emptier than the 1st of January

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0klme/the_streets_are_emptier_than_the_1st_of_january/ ([deleted])
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Thinking about having one or two more functional arm is beyond our feeling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0klg4/thinking_about_having_one_or_two_more_functional/ (indonesianfurrycum)
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The youngest Picture of you is the Oldest picture of you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0kl0t/the_youngest_picture_of_you_is_the_oldest_picture/ (Tom_3038_2)
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If you start saying the word "Gullible" repeatedly, it will start to sound like the word "Oranges"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0kkbe/if_you_start_saying_the_word_gullible_repeatedly/ (vuk03)
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You can't spell trend without end. And trends end eventually.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0kk16/you_cant_spell_trend_without_end_and_trends_end/ (yorandeinze)
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Cats are probably growing cuter with natural selection as humans tend to care for the cuter ones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0kia3/cats_are_probably_growing_cuter_with_natural/ ([deleted])
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We spend our whole lives gathering guests at our funerals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0khoo/we_spend_our_whole_lives_gathering_guests_at_our/ (budit30)
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Playing a piano with one finger is not impressive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0kgfq/playing_a_piano_with_one_finger_is_not_impressive/ (OctowardtheSquid)
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Maybe you have caused a death or serious injury but never looked in your rear view mirrors to realize it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0kf0x/maybe_you_have_caused_a_death_or_serious_injury/ (onlypostwhenimdrnk69)
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If Veruca from Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory was a good nut then she would've been skinned alive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0kezh/if_veruca_from_willy_wonkas_chocolate_factory_was/ (aaronngabb)
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Imitation crab sticks are the string cheese of fish

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0keua/imitation_crab_sticks_are_the_string_cheese_of/ (DaaangerZooone)
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"Always wipe front to back" applies almost exclusively to women, as men are far less likely to develop an infection if they don't.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0kcpr/always_wipe_front_to_back_applies_almost/ (centumcellae85)
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We own so many pairs of socks, yet we probably only wear less than a quarter of them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0kb98/we_own_so_many_pairs_of_socks_yet_we_probably/ ([deleted])
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it's totally fine to wear long pants in the summer, but it's unacceptable to wear shorts in the winter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0kb1u/its_totally_fine_to_wear_long_pants_in_the_summer/ (ya_asian_boi)
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Change is one of the only constants of life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0kadk/change_is_one_of_the_only_constants_of_life/ (caped_crusader_98)
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Reality doesn't exist until observed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ka1m/reality_doesnt_exist_until_observed/ (Bagel_ghost23)
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Manually breathing is viewed as annoying, unless you’re doing it with a clogged nose. Then you’re just annoyed with your clogged nose.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ka1i/manually_breathing_is_viewed_as_annoying_unless/ (KaptinShinyPantz)
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W is the only letter in the alphabet with more than one syllable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0k7kk/w_is_the_only_letter_in_the_alphabet_with_more/ (ideologistpool)
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Trending and more liked posts on unpopularopinion are actually popular opinions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0k7f2/trending_and_more_liked_posts_on_unpopularopinion/ (kaweepatinn1)
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In the movie *Cars*, the town is in Radiator Springs in Carburetor County. In an alternative universe, cars are watching the movie *Humans*, who live in Sweat Gland Springs in Digestive County.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0k5oo/in_the_movie_cars_the_town_is_in_radiator_springs/ (Th0rst31N)
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"Fun size" chocolate isn't very fun.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0k59h/fun_size_chocolate_isnt_very_fun/ (Kai_T4)
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Shit is processed food, and processed food is shit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0k452/shit_is_processed_food_and_processed_food_is_shit/ ([deleted])
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Despite being on Earth, we’re all in space.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0k2oy/despite_being_on_earth_were_all_in_space/ (Damunzta)
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At any given moment, someone may be contemplating your demise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0jylw/at_any_given_moment_someone_may_be_contemplating/ (SwayzeBG)
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A pop singer artist's love life is a business full of potential super-hit songs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0jrra/a_pop_singer_artists_love_life_is_a_business_full/ (starhawk7)
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If you put a flashlight on the ground (aiming towards the sky) and put your hand over it; your shadow will be cast over millions of galaxies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0jq2t/if_you_put_a_flashlight_on_the_ground_aiming/ (sully9088)
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Fruit-scented markers are a very effective way to train children to start sniffing markers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0joud/fruitscented_markers_are_a_very_effective_way_to/ (spaceshipguitar)
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Cheating death is a life hack

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0jl9e/cheating_death_is_a_life_hack/ (Pooch_is_a_dog)
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There's probably a species in the universe which eats uranium

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0jjlo/theres_probably_a_species_in_the_universe_which/ (FaithfulPichu)
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You know your old when the pornstars start getting younger than you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0jj9h/you_know_your_old_when_the_pornstars_start/ (anathoth2000)
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National anthems are country music

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0jg97/national_anthems_are_country_music/ (strelldood)
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If people could read each other thoughts, no one in the world would probably have friends.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0jfy9/if_people_could_read_each_other_thoughts_no_one/ (borgqueenx)
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When a blackjack dealer hits you, it's almost always consensual.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0jep7/when_a_blackjack_dealer_hits_you_its_almost/ (Nicholas-Pressey)
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Actors who act out a scene where they play an actor who is bad at acting must be the hardest form of acting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0jcbw/actors_who_act_out_a_scene_where_they_play_an/ (joevilla1369)
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It is harder to steal candy from a baby than money

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ja0c/it_is_harder_to_steal_candy_from_a_baby_than_money/ (MatataMoney)
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A pizza is a live pie-chart of how much pizza is remaining.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0j8xc/a_pizza_is_a_live_piechart_of_how_much_pizza_is/ (thedarkhunter94)
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Some of people's patriotism subconsciously depends on the beauty aesthetic of a country's flag

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0j8e1/some_of_peoples_patriotism_subconsciously_depends/ (ihaveacrushonmercy)
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Your brain holds you hostage until you pay your sleep ransom and lets you go when you deliver.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0j7ey/your_brain_holds_you_hostage_until_you_pay_your/ (DeadyDeadshot)
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It's a good thing no one ever hears the conversations you have with yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0j6o6/its_a_good_thing_no_one_ever_hears_the/ (rukittenme4)
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If your body is under water (apart from your head) and you fart, you will still smell the fart. Because the gas is lighter than water so it still rises.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0j11d/if_your_body_is_under_water_apart_from_your_head/ (AdamREEE)
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Sea Otters probably think they're better than regular otters because they have pockets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0j0of/sea_otters_probably_think_theyre_better_than/ (ManEatingSnail)
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There are propably thousands of amazing songs you would love out there that you will never listen because you won't come across them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0j00h/there_are_propably_thousands_of_amazing_songs_you/ (Nickgg02)
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Blind people don't know they are blind untill someone tells them about sight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0izvt/blind_people_dont_know_they_are_blind_untill/ (GamesRealmTV)
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If you order a vanilla latte with almond milk, you’re drinking three bean soup

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0iwyf/if_you_order_a_vanilla_latte_with_almond_milk/ (Meist)
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Arwen having sex with Aragorn is relatively her having sex with a child.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0is0u/arwen_having_sex_with_aragorn_is_relatively_her/ (eaotanez)
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If a TV stopped working, you could use it as a blackboard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ipqi/if_a_tv_stopped_working_you_could_use_it_as_a/ (heyguysitsbrian)
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Most of our favorite YouTubers/streamers will die in our lifetime

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ip19/most_of_our_favorite_youtubersstreamers_will_die/ (Im_okkay)
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You know those terrible possibilities you've always believed could never happen? That just changed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ioxn/you_know_those_terrible_possibilities_youve/ (very_large_ears)
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A brain transplant is also a body transplant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0iomt/a_brain_transplant_is_also_a_body_transplant/ ([deleted])
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The wise man in 1950 would've said "In 50 years the world will have a beloved cartoon sponge and adore an animated ogre with his talking donkey"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0io76/the_wise_man_in_1950_wouldve_said_in_50_years_the/ ([deleted])
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Animals have better rights than humans do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0inxk/animals_have_better_rights_than_humans_do/ (Iron_Wolf123)
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Humans must be so afraid of people covered in tattoos because in nature, bright colours and patterns are a way to tell if an animal is dangerous.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0in0r/humans_must_be_so_afraid_of_people_covered_in/ (PatientParfait)
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The education system has skill based matchmaking

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ilh1/the_education_system_has_skill_based_matchmaking/ (B0D05)
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Waldo probably wouldn't survive in these times

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0iixn/waldo_probably_wouldnt_survive_in_these_times/ (roastedtoperfection)
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There are probably a lot more grenade pins in existence than grenades

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ii97/there_are_probably_a_lot_more_grenade_pins_in/ (kingsal-man)
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Making anti-gold possible would ruin lots of discussions and jokes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ihwb/making_antigold_possible_would_ruin_lots_of/ (Berthole)
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Gardeners are nature’s medical staff

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ihtv/gardeners_are_natures_medical_staff/ (lieV_aapje)
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We aquire a lot of information just for the purpose of winning a fictional argument in our heads.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0iewg/we_aquire_a_lot_of_information_just_for_the/ (ruleoffame)
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A snake would use a pool noodle as a life jacket

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ibkk/a_snake_would_use_a_pool_noodle_as_a_life_jacket/ (Neutron_Alchemist)
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As a ɾesult of the quarantίne, there are very few cars blߋcking the streets and every household has a full cache of dry-goods. Ԝеɾe a zombίe apoϲalypse e∨er to ߋccur, thίs wߋuld aϲtually be a ∨ery cߋnvenient tίme

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ibe9/as_a_ɾesult_of_the_quarantίne_there_are_very_few/ ([deleted])
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As a ɾesult of the quarantίne, there are very few cars blߋcking the streets and every household has a full cache of dry-stock. Ԝеɾe a zombίe apoϲalypse e∨er to ߋccur, thίs wߋuld aϲtually be a ∨ery cߋnvenient tίme

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0i91j/as_a_ɾesult_of_the_quarantίne_there_are_very_few/ ([deleted])
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In almost every scenario, James Bond villains never take the option to shoot him point blank in the face.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0i5dr/in_almost_every_scenario_james_bond_villains/ (Adam_Gill_1965)
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If it weren't for the Cars movie, virtually no Generation Z kids would know about Hudson cars

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0i5bd/if_it_werent_for_the_cars_movie_virtually_no/ (Tiberius-the-Cuddler)
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As a ӷesult of the quarantίne, there are very few cars blߋcking the streets and every household has a full cache of dry-stock. Ԝеӷe a zombίe apoϲalypse eveӷ to occuӷ, thίs wߋuld aϲtually be a veӷy cߋnvenient tίme

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0i51s/as_a_ӷesult_of_the_quarantίne_there_are_very_few/ ([deleted])
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Monday the 13th sounds more forboding than Friday the 13th.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0i40e/monday_the_13th_sounds_more_forboding_than_friday/ (Not_Harv_anyway)
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Dried, crushed, water-heated germs with high-fat bovine teat secretions and bee vomit doesn't sound anywhere near as tasty as "coffee with cream and honey."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0i3zu/dried_crushed_waterheated_germs_with_highfat/ (Sir-Hops-A-Lot)
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You will most likely never be the oldest person on earth. But for at least a split second, you were the youngest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0i36o/you_will_most_likely_never_be_the_oldest_person/ (cipheruin)
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If somebody bullys an actor because they hate a role they played then they are prove that the actor is great at his job

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0i307/if_somebody_bullys_an_actor_because_they_hate_a/ (ComiclyCat)
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Mostly children are told not to be childish

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0i1jn/mostly_children_are_told_not_to_be_childish/ (Lol_xD12)
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True intelligence is not when you can explain something simple in a complicated way but when you can explain something complicated in a simple way

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0i1dy/true_intelligence_is_not_when_you_can_explain/ (Jamesc1804)
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Dreams are the only simulations you can put your mind in

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0hzrb/dreams_are_the_only_simulations_you_can_put_your/ (redBeepis)
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If nightmares are horrible, daymares must be soothing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0hzly/if_nightmares_are_horrible_daymares_must_be/ (Berthole)
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It’s good that your dreams doesn’t come true, especially when you are having nightmares.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0hzb2/its_good_that_your_dreams_doesnt_come_true/ (Berthole)
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A vacuum robot getting stuck and being brought back to the charging dock when the battery is empty is the robot version of being brought to bed when sleeping on the couch

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0hvry/a_vacuum_robot_getting_stuck_and_being_brought/ (DoktorMerlin)
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coconuts are the closest thing to the plant version of mammals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0hu4h/coconuts_are_the_closest_thing_to_the_plant/ ([deleted])
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There will be many December/January babies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0htga/there_will_be_many_decemberjanuary_babies/ (evoxker)
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Society only considers you a full fledged person from 30-60. Outside of that you are too young or too old to take fully seriously

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0hsrj/society_only_considers_you_a_full_fledged_person/ (2n20)
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The front and back of camera are two separate realities

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0hsj8/the_front_and_back_of_camera_are_two_separate/ (bettershatter)
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The person who born first in the world can make second born to believe in anything he says

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0hqov/the_person_who_born_first_in_the_world_can_make/ ([deleted])
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Someone really just made up what noises Dinosaurs make and we all just went along with it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0hpzy/someone_really_just_made_up_what_noises_dinosaurs/ (Mesmeric_45)
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Of all the rich people who’ve ever said ‘Money isn’t important and doesn’t make you happy’, not one of them has ever given all of theirs away

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0hnby/of_all_the_rich_people_whove_ever_said_money_isnt/ ([deleted])
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You oftentimes breathe manually if its stated on a text or said by a person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0hkz6/you_oftentimes_breathe_manually_if_its_stated_on/ (Ghostriot_45)
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At some point the last person with any memory of you will pass away, and you will be forgotten forever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0hjxu/at_some_point_the_last_person_with_any_memory_of/ (GildDigger)
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Carnation petals look like a long pencil sharpening gathered together.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0hiqr/carnation_petals_look_like_a_long_pencil/ (SuspiciousPebble)
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Most people don't have an Uncle Bob.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0hia6/most_people_dont_have_an_uncle_bob/ (Gobletofjam11)
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Very few activities are made better by occurring in reverse, however most are made much, much worse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0hhuz/very_few_activities_are_made_better_by_occurring/ ([deleted])
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Cutting a net only reduces its number of holes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0hh5l/cutting_a_net_only_reduces_its_number_of_holes/ ([deleted])
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Cremation is a sure way to get a smoking hot body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0hgfj/cremation_is_a_sure_way_to_get_a_smoking_hot_body/ ([deleted])
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We can refer to a newborn’s age with “negative numbers”,because the age measurement system does not have a such rule about starting from zero.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0hfvb/we_can_refer_to_a_newborns_age_with_negative/ (The_Walking_Dank)
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I'm sure danger pay is much more appreciated than clapping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0hehg/im_sure_danger_pay_is_much_more_appreciated_than/ (Thomo136)
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It is possible to make a functional clock that spins counterclockwise

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0hdft/it_is_possible_to_make_a_functional_clock_that/ (ih8gaza)
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Gen Alpha will probably be known for being germaphobes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0hclr/gen_alpha_will_probably_be_known_for_being/ (SaltyHuman111)
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We've reached a point where including a PoC actor into a movie generates just as much controversy as not including a PoC actor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0hbgs/weve_reached_a_point_where_including_a_poc_actor/ (Prace_Ace)
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Bob The Builder is an unlicensed contractor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0haut/bob_the_builder_is_an_unlicensed_contractor/ (iGetMoreMoneyBro)
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Eminem must be really good at doing crossword puzzles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ha03/eminem_must_be_really_good_at_doing_crossword/ (Chronodon)
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If Wikipedia we're to go suddenly down, it would have the single biggest impact on the Internet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0h9gv/if_wikipedia_were_to_go_suddenly_down_it_would/ (LightninStrike312)
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The spiders at work are going to be so surprised when we go back.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0h99k/the_spiders_at_work_are_going_to_be_so_surprised/ (not_a_duck_I_promise)
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Spending your entire summer vacation watching Phineas and Ferb is an example of tragic irony

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0h895/spending_your_entire_summer_vacation_watching/ ([deleted])
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Your body can replicate the sensation of falling from a high altitude in a dream, but you've never fallen like that before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0h7d9/your_body_can_replicate_the_sensation_of_falling/ ([deleted])
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If you successfully do something your first try and never attempt it again, you will forever have a 100% success rate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0h6ok/if_you_successfully_do_something_your_first_try/ (chilidog17)
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We can control our butthole

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0h4ue/we_can_control_our_butthole/ ([deleted])
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You may have walked past someone you've played against online.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0h4bm/you_may_have_walked_past_someone_youve_played/ (genuinlyinterested)
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Rhinos evolved to grow a horn for protection, but it's what is making them go extinct.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0h205/rhinos_evolved_to_grow_a_horn_for_protection_but/ ([deleted])
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Beer is drunk water bread

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0h11j/beer_is_drunk_water_bread/ (SirAnonymos)
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The fact that "it" has spread all over the world just goes to show that we're all connected with everyone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0h10u/the_fact_that_it_has_spread_all_over_the_world/ (kencaps)
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Funny how we think of a robot as a robot looking human and not a toaster

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0gyoi/funny_how_we_think_of_a_robot_as_a_robot_looking/ (xXChickenManXx5)
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Math is something you can count on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0gx6u/math_is_something_you_can_count_on/ (2aleph0)
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One day historians may assume it was common to sleep with your family members thanks to all the fetish videos on porn sites.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0gttp/one_day_historians_may_assume_it_was_common_to/ ([deleted])
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If a rumor is mentioned in a movie or series, it's almost always true.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0gth9/if_a_rumor_is_mentioned_in_a_movie_or_series_its/ (Yash_swaraj)
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Kids in toy story would have more fun playing if they Knew their toys were alive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0gqlm/kids_in_toy_story_would_have_more_fun_playing_if/ (saambakc)
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An 'F' is a sign of respect but refusing to send one is "no Fs given"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0gpv3/an_f_is_a_sign_of_respect_but_refusing_to_send/ (k9tron)
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Spider-Man is the only avenger in the MCU with a secret identity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0gpan/spiderman_is_the_only_avenger_in_the_mcu_with_a/ (alexefy)
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Lego minifigures are bald people wearing wigs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0gogf/lego_minifigures_are_bald_people_wearing_wigs/ (BigNibbaDicc)
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If you turned 18 and crossed a timezone back an hour you technically become a 17yr old for an hour

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0gnsm/if_you_turned_18_and_crossed_a_timezone_back_an/ (the_coolz)
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Plants are actually harvesting humans since we'll eat them and then we'll become they'll fertilizer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0gjzg/plants_are_actually_harvesting_humans_since_well/ ([deleted])
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Technically our entire universe is made of sprites because elementary particles do not have a dimension (described as point-like particles in physics).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ghr6/technically_our_entire_universe_is_made_of/ (ZeroCategory)
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Someone must have decided that at night we sleep and at day we do stuff.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0genj/someone_must_have_decided_that_at_night_we_sleep/ (tomlloydevans)
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The first people to get drunk or high must’ve been dreamed the fuck out!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0gds4/the_first_people_to_get_drunk_or_high_mustve_been/ (The-Pokester)
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It doesn’t matter how cheap or expensive your vacuum is. They all suck

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0gcf1/it_doesnt_matter_how_cheap_or_expensive_your/ (Maddieboy2)
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Man those 2012 end of the world guys were only off by 8 years...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0g8ip/man_those_2012_end_of_the_world_guys_were_only/ (ihavea3ds)
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Post nut clarity must be devastating for those who are into scatophilia.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0g80i/post_nut_clarity_must_be_devastating_for_those/ (nigeriansanchez)
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You know you've reached the next level in driving when instead of watching the traffic light to turn yellow/green, you watch the pedestrian light to turn red

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0g7ov/you_know_youve_reached_the_next_level_in_driving/ (Waker-O)
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History classes will just keep getting longer and longer...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0g6lk/history_classes_will_just_keep_getting_longer_and/ (__Dawn__Amber__)
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People underestimate Music, it can change your whole character and make you dress like an idiot because of a few precise vibrations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0g5uw/people_underestimate_music_it_can_change_your/ (Gobletofjam11)
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Snowfall is technically cloud dandruff,the rain is their pee, sweat or tears and lighting is them playing laser tag

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0g5b0/snowfall_is_technically_cloud_dandruffthe_rain_is/ (fizziebutter)
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Venom and Solidus Snake are the true heroes of the Metal Gear Saga

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0g50p/venom_and_solidus_snake_are_the_true_heroes_of/ (Ilathariel)
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The color red is to bulls as the color black is to cops

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0g4re/the_color_red_is_to_bulls_as_the_color_black_is/ (Ciocalatta)
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The room where you defecate and urinate is also the room where you get clean.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0g2io/the_room_where_you_defecate_and_urinate_is_also/ (Skoda55)
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Sex is a trap made by nature for us to reproduce

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0g22o/sex_is_a_trap_made_by_nature_for_us_to_reproduce/ ([deleted])
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There is no future, only an eternal present

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0g1ag/there_is_no_future_only_an_eternal_present/ (Ihaveabigschlong)
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Whoever invented April Fools, most likely invented it as a prank.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0g0vg/whoever_invented_april_fools_most_likely_invented/ (thomashardy07)
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No matter where you are, you are always under the moon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0fxek/no_matter_where_you_are_you_are_always_under_the/ (YeOldeLewis)
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Due to having fireworks and bombs it won't be long before middle earth starts creating guns

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0fvjn/due_to_having_fireworks_and_bombs_it_wont_be_long/ (Yeet91145)
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You can spell 'Tony' as 'Ptoughgneigh'.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0fu40/you_can_spell_tony_as_ptoughgneigh/ (Froyo-In-A-Cup)
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Bubble gum could potentially be used as a condom is stretched thin enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0fu19/bubble_gum_could_potentially_be_used_as_a_condom/ (Ferretmayn)
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If “everything is awesome,” nothing is awesome.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0fsdv/if_everything_is_awesome_nothing_is_awesome/ (crewmannumbersix)
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If it wasn’t for services using advertising we would have to pay a lot more money on them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0frm6/if_it_wasnt_for_services_using_advertising_we/ (youguysaregettinpaid)
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In a 1000 years kids will have to learn a lot more history than we did.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0fqc6/in_a_1000_years_kids_will_have_to_learn_a_lot/ (Bakbanaantje_)
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'Depends' is an answer for all questions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0fq38/depends_is_an_answer_for_all_questions/ (IronRyan2807)
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We aren’t scared of when we’re going to die, we’re scared of how we are going to die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0fpwr/we_arent_scared_of_when_were_going_to_die_were/ ([deleted])
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Nowadays Taiwan may have the world's heaviest traffic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0fpou/nowadays_taiwan_may_have_the_worlds_heaviest/ (Yugan-Dali)
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For both, cats and dogs, cat and dog giants exist. Dogs encounter them pretty often, but most cats will never see one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0fp2t/for_both_cats_and_dogs_cat_and_dog_giants_exist/ (TinyFruhrer)
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We trust our mic mutes too much

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0fou8/we_trust_our_mic_mutes_too_much/ ([deleted])
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In the animal kingdom crabs would perceive humans as walking sideways.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0folj/in_the_animal_kingdom_crabs_would_perceive_humans/ (Micahtron1)
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Most programming languages are written using programming languages.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0flgp/most_programming_languages_are_written_using/ (Rocketblast25)
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"Not suitable for work" tags are not required anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0fktj/not_suitable_for_work_tags_are_not_required/ (etz001)
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Sleeping is the pinnacle of your body being nice to you. You literally slowly recover from anything that isn’t chronic, you reach the deepest stage of relaxation to kill of stress, overall you’re brought to a neutral state and that all whilst being entertained by a dream.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0fkag/sleeping_is_the_pinnacle_of_your_body_being_nice/ (idontdodrugs69)
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In lock down Alexa is going to be asked what day is it a lot more

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0fjtj/in_lock_down_alexa_is_going_to_be_asked_what_day/ (GraySparks)
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If the true measure of a society is how it treats its most vulnerable members, then US is definitely a third world country.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0fjkn/if_the_true_measure_of_a_society_is_how_it_treats/ ([deleted])
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Laying down in an uncomfortable position tends to be more comfortable than the supposed comfortable position

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0fim1/laying_down_in_an_uncomfortable_position_tends_to/ (Manekinos)
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Nobody has ever seen their own neck without a reflection or camera.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0fikw/nobody_has_ever_seen_their_own_neck_without_a/ (CHAINSAW_CIRCUMCISIO)
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when the world goes back to normal and the streets are full again, street kittens that were born recently will be confused at the sudden sight of many humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0fi4b/when_the_world_goes_back_to_normal_and_the/ (thecureisthecause)
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A cannibal's body is also a source of food for that cannibal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0fho7/a_cannibals_body_is_also_a_source_of_food_for/ ([deleted])
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If you water water, it grows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ffrz/if_you_water_water_it_grows/ ([deleted])
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I'm positive the Duck-billed Platypus blackmailed Sir David Attenborough to be a Mammal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0fdso/im_positive_the_duckbilled_platypus_blackmailed/ (Gobletofjam11)
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If you water water it grows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0fddh/if_you_water_water_it_grows/ (gnomzy123)
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Your voice sounds deeper to you because you hear the sound vibration through bones. Hence why a recording of your voice sounds higher pitched.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0fd67/your_voice_sounds_deeper_to_you_because_you_hear/ ([deleted])
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Sign language is technically faster than most other languages because the speed of sound is orders of magnitudes slower than light.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0fcuv/sign_language_is_technically_faster_than_most/ (MaldingMadman)
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Ridiculous is a Ridiculous word.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0fcib/ridiculous_is_a_ridiculous_word/ (Gobletofjam11)
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Schools tell us to be different, but we're all taught the same, boring subjects.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0fbel/schools_tell_us_to_be_different_but_were_all/ (miniman420)
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Some of the stars you see in the sky are from the past

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0fagv/some_of_the_stars_you_see_in_the_sky_are_from_the/ ([deleted])
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Your (private) bodyparts that get the least sun are most likely the ones with the darkest skin tone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0f7ix/your_private_bodyparts_that_get_the_least_sun_are/ (syke_spirit)
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2 people video calling can’t stare into each other’s eyes simultaneously

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0f6qp/2_people_video_calling_cant_stare_into_each/ (NathanTew)
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Old western movies are todays Superheroes movies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0f563/old_western_movies_are_todays_superheroes_movies/ (Gobletofjam11)
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Fold a paper around 110 times and it will be as wide as the known universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0f3ts/fold_a_paper_around_110_times_and_it_will_be_as/ (Miffsterius)
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City sewers are the REAL suburbs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0f2yi/city_sewers_are_the_real_suburbs/ (stretchey)
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If John Wick were a CSGO player, he'd be accused of cheating.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0f2lh/if_john_wick_were_a_csgo_player_hed_be_accused_of/ (VolleKeepo)
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There is no way to properly eavesdrop on a sign language conversation without making it obvious.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0eyom/there_is_no_way_to_properly_eavesdrop_on_a_sign/ (MaldingMadman)
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House hunters but they are actually hunting houses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ewgy/house_hunters_but_they_are_actually_hunting_houses/ (sack-o-pandas)
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The idea of there being another life form on another planet or us just being the only ones in the universe Are both something we find kinda scary

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0etvh/the_idea_of_there_being_another_life_form_on/ (HITHEREIS)
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Im still looking out for Eminems single 'My Salsa'.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0es6p/im_still_looking_out_for_eminems_single_my_salsa/ (Gobletofjam11)
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There must be a lot of people adding variety to lives at the moment by just changing the colour of their pants

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0er8l/there_must_be_a_lot_of_people_adding_variety_to/ ([deleted])
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No matter how hard you pinch the skin of a nutsack it doesn't hurt

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0eqxp/no_matter_how_hard_you_pinch_the_skin_of_a/ ([deleted])
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Orange juice tastes better out of the carton or gallon than in a cup.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0eq8i/orange_juice_tastes_better_out_of_the_carton_or/ (BestLimbCollector)
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Stories don’t belong in porn, porn belongs in stories.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ep9b/stories_dont_belong_in_porn_porn_belongs_in/ (gor8884)
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The Killers didn't predict a riot really.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0eolf/the_killers_didnt_predict_a_riot_really/ (Gobletofjam11)
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The reason that their are more reports of ghosts from recent times than from ancient times is that they are subject to entropy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0eocy/the_reason_that_their_are_more_reports_of_ghosts/ (FirstChAoS)
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Owning and using a telescope as a hobbyist is normal. Owning and using a microscope as a hobbyist is rare.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0eo7r/owning_and_using_a_telescope_as_a_hobbyist_is/ (bvwaa)
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even a bad pizza is a good pizza

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0elt4/even_a_bad_pizza_is_a_good_pizza/ (remcocopops)
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Vegans can't buy gas because gas is made of dinosaurs and that's not vegan

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ekp1/vegans_cant_buy_gas_because_gas_is_made_of/ (icorrectotherpeople)
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If cows were suddenly able to speak german, India could possibly become a german speaking country.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ekge/if_cows_were_suddenly_able_to_speak_german_india/ (Flashy_GG)
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As cool as it was that Tarzan walked around on all fours like a gorilla, he must have had a terrible back as he got older

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ejif/as_cool_as_it_was_that_tarzan_walked_around_on/ (ZeeMantheHeMan)
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Water only tastes good when it's swallowed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ej59/water_only_tastes_good_when_its_swallowed/ (g4zelle)
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when mark zuckerberg passes, he's leaving a technological kingdom to a whole bunch of strangers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ei1v/when_mark_zuckerberg_passes_hes_leaving_a/ (kskelts)
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Hell might just be a place that all bad people go to and keep being bad together.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0eh7m/hell_might_just_be_a_place_that_all_bad_people_go/ (gor8884)
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You can’t complain about your city’s traffic. You are the traffic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0efdg/you_cant_complain_about_your_citys_traffic_you/ (praaany)
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There are gendered word in english like actor and actress

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0edd7/there_are_gendered_word_in_english_like_actor_and/ (Baselmagdy)
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It’s infuriating how the pain from overwiping feels like the pain from underwiping

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ecsk/its_infuriating_how_the_pain_from_overwiping/ (anon1565-)
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Because everyone wears/uses deodorant, if someone says you smell nice then their complementing the deodorant company, not you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ebtg/because_everyone_wearsuses_deodorant_if_someone/ (Just_A_Bub)
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Knowing (2009) and 2012 (2009) are the same movie from different Nicholas cage timelines

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0eb9g/knowing_2009_and_2012_2009_are_the_same_movie/ (areallytinyhorse)
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175 sounds way too high to be half of 350.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0eag8/175_sounds_way_too_high_to_be_half_of_350/ (ApplesauceMcGee)
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Ear buds are going to totally take out the surround sound business

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0e8i5/ear_buds_are_going_to_totally_take_out_the/ (IntenseScrolling)
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It'd be great to put all the billionaires on quiz shows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0e7pd/itd_be_great_to_put_all_the_billionaires_on_quiz/ ([deleted])
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“Cloud Strife” and “Star Wars” are practically synonyms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0e6yy/cloud_strife_and_star_wars_are_practically/ (marinebaeology)
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There’s an exoplanet worth $26,881,200,920,800,000,000,000,000,000,000 nonilion

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0e6s3/theres_an_exoplanet_worth/ (kiwitoothpick)
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Humans start in diapers and end in diapers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0e5rx/humans_start_in_diapers_and_end_in_diapers/ (VengefulHufflepuff)
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If sleep is for the weak, insomniacs must be the strongest people out there

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0e13y/if_sleep_is_for_the_weak_insomniacs_must_be_the/ (youuselesslesbian)
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It’s always easier to be asleep unintentionally on the couch than intentionally on bed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0e0mf/its_always_easier_to_be_asleep_unintentionally_on/ ([deleted])
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Post-nut clarity is crying over spilled milk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0dy19/postnut_clarity_is_crying_over_spilled_milk/ (lipitloty)
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In 10 to 15 years we may start seeing remakes of remakes of classic old videogames

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0dvf8/in_10_to_15_years_we_may_start_seeing_remakes_of/ (ShoutAtThe_Devil)
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All three states of matter can come out of your butthole.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0dto0/all_three_states_of_matter_can_come_out_of_your/ (n_yn)
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We can feel every surface on our body simultaneously but don’t even notice it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0dpx1/we_can_feel_every_surface_on_our_body/ (BigOL-Harrison)
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If you die, you wont probably even know you lived

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0dnmw/if_you_die_you_wont_probably_even_know_you_lived/ (Wollfeh)
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Wikipedia has the most potential for targeted ads out of any website in the world but they choose not to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0dmj1/wikipedia_has_the_most_potential_for_targeted_ads/ (diphrael)
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There are online sexual erotica that is old enough to read itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0dmes/there_are_online_sexual_erotica_that_is_old/ (Obscure_Occultist)
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Being short is a tactical advantage in trench warfare.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0dlsz/being_short_is_a_tactical_advantage_in_trench/ (Jake_Chavira)
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Character designers for video games probably make a ton of rule34 for themselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0dl4u/character_designers_for_video_games_probably_make/ (I_Arkaneos_I)
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The word "bipolar" is redundant - the definition of pole already entails the existence of 2 poles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0dihh/the_word_bipolar_is_redundant_the_definition_of/ (The_Mad_Pantser)
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In a few decades we can't just refer to the 20s anymore, we'll have to specify which century

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0dhzy/in_a_few_decades_we_cant_just_refer_to_the_20s/ (walnutssandmore)
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A dog-shit movie’s blooper reel would probably make more money than the movie itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0dhr8/a_dogshit_movies_blooper_reel_would_probably_make/ (wastohundo)
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When celebrities need to post pictures on the birthdays with their colleagues, they probably go to Google Images rather than Google Photos.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0dh57/when_celebrities_need_to_post_pictures_on_the/ (sairohit21)
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if a kid kills an animal by their selves,they’re considered psychotic. but if they do it with a fully grown adult, it’s family bonding.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0dfn2/if_a_kid_kills_an_animal_by_their_selvestheyre/ ([deleted])
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The Wiggles made the perfect song about how to make fruit salad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0dcq4/the_wiggles_made_the_perfect_song_about_how_to/ (LegendarySuperFeel)
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You're very likely to have met someone who was or will be struck by lightning, but it's absurdly unlikely to be anyone you care about.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0dch0/youre_very_likely_to_have_met_someone_who_was_or/ (FMural)
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Putting a show on in the background while you do something else is the same as leaving the radio on for your dogs when you leave so that they don't feel lonely.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0dbo0/putting_a_show_on_in_the_background_while_you_do/ (Squarerigjack)
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Find a place with minimal light pollution and no clouds in the night sky. Look up. That space and blackness goes on forever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0dbjt/find_a_place_with_minimal_light_pollution_and_no/ (cma1134)
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When a sock goes missing we just accept defeat like it’s normal to just lose a larger then a fist sized item. Meanwhile anything else, even small things, go missing we freak out and wonder how we could have lost it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0dazl/when_a_sock_goes_missing_we_just_accept_defeat/ (AniRosia)
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People who constantly complain about others being in an echo chamber create their own echo chamber by complaining about people in an echo chamber.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0d7o8/people_who_constantly_complain_about_others_being/ ([deleted])
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Toasting bread somehow makes it less dry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0d7m6/toasting_bread_somehow_makes_it_less_dry/ (steezerino)
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No matter what day it is its someones birthday.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0d5lh/no_matter_what_day_it_is_its_someones_birthday/ (_Black_Fox_)
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When villains monologue it’s because their inner moral compass wants the hero to win

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0d45b/when_villains_monologue_its_because_their_inner/ (JabbaTheBassist)
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Someone decided that dogs know english with broken spellings and we all got along with that

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0d1gk/someone_decided_that_dogs_know_english_with/ (ritish_j)
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You can be popular by being very unpopular

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0d0vw/you_can_be_popular_by_being_very_unpopular/ ([deleted])
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The Sims doesn't have NPC's

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0cygi/the_sims_doesnt_have_npcs/ (C3PlastickO)
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It must be nice for celebrities to never have to take another fan selfie again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0cv09/it_must_be_nice_for_celebrities_to_never_have_to/ (13B1P)
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If prunes are dehydrated plums, "prune juice" is an oxymoron.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ctg1/if_prunes_are_dehydrated_plums_prune_juice_is_an/ (beautiful_life555)
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The person that named the ice cream Better than Sex must have had some serious emotional scarring.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ct4h/the_person_that_named_the_ice_cream_better_than/ (RastetBat)
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A friend said "never trust me" so by not trusting him, you trust him.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0cs92/a_friend_said_never_trust_me_so_by_not_trusting/ (TheMentalist95)
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Never before has it been easier to get stock footage of the world's cities and wonders without people and cars in them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0crz0/never_before_has_it_been_easier_to_get_stock/ (theallseeingeye)
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In the distant future, a “VR testing job” is likely to exist where the tester is assigned to “live out” an entire life in an 8 hour work day and rate its: pros, cons, areas need for improvement, etc. before selling it as a product on the market.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0cqdw/in_the_distant_future_a_vr_testing_job_is_likely/ (Reidddddddd)
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If you feel like you are too insignificant to change the world - remember that someone changed the entire course of the world with their choice of dinner meat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0clee/if_you_feel_like_you_are_too_insignificant_to/ (A1_astrocyte)
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It’s a shame we don’t have built in oxygen tanks and have to keep breathing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0cjub/its_a_shame_we_dont_have_built_in_oxygen_tanks/ (iesack-nooton)
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We’re all living in somebody’s idea of a utopia

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0cjhx/were_all_living_in_somebodys_idea_of_a_utopia/ (Carlosv21)
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It's hard being a rock.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ci8v/its_hard_being_a_rock/ (David_Diron)
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You don't make babies, you grow babies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ci85/you_dont_make_babies_you_grow_babies/ (Shygar)
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If a man never has a son (or woman/daughter) you break a chain going back to the beginning of humanity!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0chmh/if_a_man_never_has_a_son_or_womandaughter_you/ (PRisoNR)
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Oedipus is the original shota.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0cgq4/oedipus_is_the_original_shota/ (tornait-hashu)
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There is knowledge in books that may never make it on the internet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0cfdj/there_is_knowledge_in_books_that_may_never_make/ (ohh_dang)
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the deflation that the fed has been fighting with inflation 2008 is likely wage growth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0cfd0/the_deflation_that_the_fed_has_been_fighting_with/ (ringrawer)
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Thinking about breathing makes it much more difficult to do so.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0cdc8/thinking_about_breathing_makes_it_much_more/ (SweeptheKnee)
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In order to make teletubbies adults had to put on those those suits and do weird things to make kids laugh

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0cckj/in_order_to_make_teletubbies_adults_had_to_put_on/ (That1GuyPrivate)
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100 years ago thieves couldn't steal your money being on another side of the planet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ccg2/100_years_ago_thieves_couldnt_steal_your_money/ (krutopridumal)
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Vegetables are what food eats before it becomes food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0cb5n/vegetables_are_what_food_eats_before_it_becomes/ (David_Diron)
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you don’t really miss a place, but the moment and people around you while in that place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0cb29/you_dont_really_miss_a_place_but_the_moment_and/ (blancoafm)
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Nobody realizes how bad we are at spellings until we come across a text box with no autocorrect

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0c8il/nobody_realizes_how_bad_we_are_at_spellings_until/ (the_oncoming_doctor)
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Eat the rich has replaced feed the poor

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0c8ig/eat_the_rich_has_replaced_feed_the_poor/ (jaredp812)
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If dark mode had an IRL version it is the Tron universe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0c7xl/if_dark_mode_had_an_irl_version_it_is_the_tron/ (the_oncoming_doctor)
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The hospital you were born in is the only room you exit without actually entering

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0c7qt/the_hospital_you_were_born_in_is_the_only_room/ (WhoreForBurgers)
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Humans are the only species that wear clothes by choice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0c7ql/humans_are_the_only_species_that_wear_clothes_by/ (Alissan_Web)
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Future’s “Mask off” Didn’t age very well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0c6tp/futures_mask_off_didnt_age_very_well/ (LuckyRubberDuckE)
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You press "shuffle playlist" hoping it will give you the playlist order you already had in mind

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0c2zh/you_press_shuffle_playlist_hoping_it_will_give/ (rsusler)
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No one has stopped and thought of what Keanu might be doing right now during his quarantine other than doing his best to flatten the curve

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0c181/no_one_has_stopped_and_thought_of_what_keanu/ (Lightstar361)
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You never truly know when you were born, you just take everyone’s word for it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0c0vm/you_never_truly_know_when_you_were_born_you_just/ (triskel-crow)
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The worse you are at bowling, the more bowling you have to do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0bz0b/the_worse_you_are_at_bowling_the_more_bowling_you/ (RestingBitFace)
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So glad that hair doesn't have pain receptors in them, otherwise haircuts would become a nightmare.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0bx1u/so_glad_that_hair_doesnt_have_pain_receptors_in/ (VengefulRainbow)
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Pigs are probably smart enough to to realize that they are delicious.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0bvzf/pigs_are_probably_smart_enough_to_to_realize_that/ ([deleted])
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The earlier it is in the morning, the more acceptable it is to drink alcohol.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0bute/the_earlier_it_is_in_the_morning_the_more/ ([deleted])
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The shadowy figure at your door that’s often seen during sleep paralysis is probably just you remembering your earliest memories as an infant when your parents came in to check on you in the middle of the night.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0buik/the_shadowy_figure_at_your_door_thats_often_seen/ (bigredisforclosers)
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Ironically, your ear is the only hole in your body that can’t make noise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0budf/ironically_your_ear_is_the_only_hole_in_your_body/ (Goozkid47)
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Most of the people on Bar Rescue really just need a therapist to help them deal with the crippling stress that comes from owning a business.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0bu38/most_of_the_people_on_bar_rescue_really_just_need/ (stuckinthe90shistory)
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Whoever made the ice cream cone accidentally reduced plastic in the ocean.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0btve/whoever_made_the_ice_cream_cone_accidentally/ (ThyCousinChoice)
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if your works in life were not famous, remember that most artists only became famous after they died

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0bt1o/if_your_works_in_life_were_not_famous_remember/ (Vendruscolo)
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The younger generation you're a part of, the more people you're related to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0bsan/the_younger_generation_youre_a_part_of_the_more/ (JokerOfAllTrades_)
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You burp when you stomach is full, you fart when you are full of shit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0bsa8/you_burp_when_you_stomach_is_full_you_fart_when/ ([deleted])
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I've reached the conclusion that the only conceivable legitimate answer to the Universe is a peal of hysterical laughter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0bqfd/ive_reached_the_conclusion_that_the_only/ (David_Diron)
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For an animal to be considered cute, they have to fit in a certain size range; Small enough to not be obtrusive, but big enough not to be a pest

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0bp03/for_an_animal_to_be_considered_cute_they_have_to/ ([deleted])
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Rage Against The Machine just really wanted Florence in their band and that's why they're raging

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0booq/rage_against_the_machine_just_really_wanted/ (intodaysagendabegay)
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Every dog that's ever face planted because of short legs has only humans to blame.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0bn51/every_dog_thats_ever_face_planted_because_of/ (VerbotenPublish)
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If you’re in The Truman Show, the production behind it must be having serious funding issues.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0bm93/if_youre_in_the_truman_show_the_production_behind/ (hulableu)
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Bugs are probably baffled by the fact that we want to kill them so much.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0blrc/bugs_are_probably_baffled_by_the_fact_that_we/ ([deleted])
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If you want to hear the screams of Hell all you have to do is practice drums without ear plugs or headphones for a half hour then go sit in a quiet room.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0blfz/if_you_want_to_hear_the_screams_of_hell_all_you/ (VerbotenPublish)
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When the world goes back to normal, there will be some serious talent on The Great British Bake Off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0bkci/when_the_world_goes_back_to_normal_there_will_be/ (dringusdrangus)
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Whoever just got off house arrest is still on house arrest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0bjki/whoever_just_got_off_house_arrest_is_still_on/ ([deleted])
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Ketchup is tomato based, yet the idea of putting ketchup on a tomato sounds pretty gross.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0biyg/ketchup_is_tomato_based_yet_the_idea_of_putting/ (alikat538)
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Dora the Explorer has dementia and asks for instructions because she forgets things every second.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0bi82/dora_the_explorer_has_dementia_and_asks_for/ (RebelPoetically)
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With all of the adorable pet footage out there, just imagine how many memorable moments are NOT caught on camera.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0bd5h/with_all_of_the_adorable_pet_footage_out_there/ (Obamathehedgehog)
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People born blind wouldn’t know about sight if we just never told them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0bcfh/people_born_blind_wouldnt_know_about_sight_if_we/ (k1l2327)
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Porn Could Be Used As A Form Of Online HoneyPotting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0bbvw/porn_could_be_used_as_a_form_of_online/ (mdawg15)
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Penis doodles always seem to be circumsized

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0bbbj/penis_doodles_always_seem_to_be_circumsized/ ([deleted])
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You probably know the garage of the person that lives opposite of you better than the one next to you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0bawc/you_probably_know_the_garage_of_the_person_that/ (KillerRAPH)
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All of us are all alone, together.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0bafw/all_of_us_are_all_alone_together/ ([deleted])
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Having checkpoints when scrolling through apps so you don’t accidentally go back all the way to the top would make a lot of sense

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0b70t/having_checkpoints_when_scrolling_through_apps_so/ (benjo2001)
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Fireflies/lightning bugs sound a lot more intimidating then they really are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0b6iq/fireflieslightning_bugs_sound_a_lot_more/ (DerpaFlerpa)
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The wheel is great and everything but the guy who invented the axle doesn't get enough credit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0b61n/the_wheel_is_great_and_everything_but_the_guy_who/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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infinite timelines probably do exist,we just live in the timeline where we haven't traveled to them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0b5dj/infinite_timelines_probably_do_existwe_just_live/ (raccooneater47)
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The wheel wasn't that great of an invention until some guy came up with the axle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0b42r/the_wheel_wasnt_that_great_of_an_invention_until/ ([deleted])
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TVs, being the largest and brightest screens, really need to get a Dark Mode.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0b39m/tvs_being_the_largest_and_brightest_screens/ (J3EBS)
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Whenever they pour coffee in movies it's always black. Apparently no one likes cream and sugar.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0b30v/whenever_they_pour_coffee_in_movies_its_always/ (takemewithyoudotnet)
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Hiring a housekeeper actually makes you clean more, out of fear of them seeing how you truly live.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0b2g9/hiring_a_housekeeper_actually_makes_you_clean/ (Iamthewarthog)
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The soft power of the papacy over Europe is the first successful example of a republic over a large landmass

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0b151/the_soft_power_of_the_papacy_over_europe_is_the/ (Cmstew502)
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You only need a perfect advertisement when you're selling a lie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0b0al/you_only_need_a_perfect_advertisement_when_youre/ ([deleted])
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Saying you're good at Beat Saber probably sounds wrong to someone who doesn't know about the game

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0awln/saying_youre_good_at_beat_saber_probably_sounds/ (AFitschen)
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One-eye'd police officers are probably nicknamed "Clops"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0aut9/oneeyed_police_officers_are_probably_nicknamed/ (Canis_Familiaris)
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The difference between guests and pets swimming in your pool is largely how often your drains get clogged.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0asrt/the_difference_between_guests_and_pets_swimming/ (VerbotenPublish)
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Every human that has ever breathed oxygen has died.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0arme/every_human_that_has_ever_breathed_oxygen_has_died/ ([deleted])
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For New Years 2021, instead of talking about how good a year it was, the hosts are probably just going to agree how much the year sucked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0arhp/for_new_years_2021_instead_of_talking_about_how/ (MJBotte1)
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Our lives would all be easier if microwave companies agreed on a standardized the control panel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ar6v/our_lives_would_all_be_easier_if_microwave/ (ihatevegtables)
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Sticky Notes exist at the peak of a bell curve between stickiness and usefulness

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0aqt9/sticky_notes_exist_at_the_peak_of_a_bell_curve/ (StormOfTheVoid)
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The sound of death is nothing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0aptx/the_sound_of_death_is_nothing/ (--SpeedDemon--)
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When dolphins jump they're really just driving into the air.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0apnd/when_dolphins_jump_theyre_really_just_driving/ (Realniceguy1979)
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Hiding a corpse only is a crime if you do it badly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ajth/hiding_a_corpse_only_is_a_crime_if_you_do_it_badly/ (PaMeirelles)
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Nice guys and nice girls meeting are technically entitled parents.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ajr9/nice_guys_and_nice_girls_meeting_are_technically/ ([deleted])
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The Nintendo DSi Camera was basically Snapchat before it went mainstream

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ajlf/the_nintendo_dsi_camera_was_basically_snapchat/ (ILikePlanesSoWhat)
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If you took a book out from the library right before nonessential public places shut down then you scored.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0aj88/if_you_took_a_book_out_from_the_library_right/ (jfi224)
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Literally the entire plot of Fight Club would have been so different if someone had asked the narrator why he was fighting himself in the parking lot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0agf6/literally_the_entire_plot_of_fight_club_would/ (Nav_the_gamer)
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Snoop Kitty Cat really would not have had the same vibe at all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ag9a/snoop_kitty_cat_really_would_not_have_had_the/ (hurshy238)
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The N Word ending in A is casual while the N Word ending in ER is formal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0aftr/the_n_word_ending_in_a_is_casual_while_the_n_word/ (N0xB0x567)
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The only unpopular opinions that make it to the top are the ones that are in fact, popular opinions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0aftf/the_only_unpopular_opinions_that_make_it_to_the/ (bicyclepeanut)
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it must have been hard to reproduce in wall-e

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0afgx/it_must_have_been_hard_to_reproduce_in_walle/ (-cup-of-noodles-)
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Maybe onions make us cry because they are trying to express the pain they feel when we cut them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0aelg/maybe_onions_make_us_cry_because_they_are_trying/ (ConstitutionalCrepe)
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Drug abuse is simultaneously an expression of rebellion and conformity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ads0/drug_abuse_is_simultaneously_an_expression_of/ (CommodoreMattDecker)
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Even When The Pandemic Ends, We Are Not Going To Stop Hearing About COVID-19 For Decades Because Of All Of The Inevitable Media That It Will Spawn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0add1/even_when_the_pandemic_ends_we_are_not_going_to/ (SmartBulbInc)
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We spend our lives gathering an invitation list for our funerals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ad9y/we_spend_our_lives_gathering_an_invitation_list/ ([deleted])
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There is probably an iteration of Two Face from Batman that has flipped a coin so many times he can accurately flip it to land on his favourable side

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0ackd/there_is_probably_an_iteration_of_two_face_from/ (z_dice)
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A quote attributed to anonymous sounds a hell of a lot deeper than 'some guy'.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0abj5/a_quote_attributed_to_anonymous_sounds_a_hell_of/ (jurymen)
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There is no way these new commercials getting filmed follow the laws in their states.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0abbr/there_is_no_way_these_new_commercials_getting/ (naterator012)
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A quote attributed to anonymous sounds hell of a lot deeper than 'some guy'.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0aaud/a_quote_attributed_to_anonymous_sounds_hell_of_a/ ([deleted])
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TV is made for commercials, not shows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0a7gp/tv_is_made_for_commercials_not_shows/ (RobwoodForest)
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In the year twenty twenty, nineteen has been said more than twenty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0a79l/in_the_year_twenty_twenty_nineteen_has_been_said/ (Andrewcoo)
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All pics are work safe if you're unemployed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0a69m/all_pics_are_work_safe_if_youre_unemployed/ (themumu)
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The two most common elements in the Universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0a4bw/the_two_most_common_elements_in_the_universe_are/ (David_Diron)
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The ass can produce all three states of matter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0a3it/the_ass_can_produce_all_three_states_of_matter/ (MetaEnola_Gay)
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Silentó five times is silentfoot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0a2fz/silentó_five_times_is_silentfoot/ (SchoolKashooter69420)
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Laughing at someone’s failed attempt at humor is sarcasm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0a06s/laughing_at_someones_failed_attempt_at_humor_is/ (Gary_October)
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Everyone says Ever-ready when describing Eveready batteries, but it is actually Eve who is ready.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g09zx4/everyone_says_everready_when_describing_eveready/ ([deleted])
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Naked and afraid uncensored is the biggest letdown in t.v. history

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g09zvb/naked_and_afraid_uncensored_is_the_biggest/ (Sciencebitchs)
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People are greeting each other by tapping elbows because it's impossible to lick your elbow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g09z7r/people_are_greeting_each_other_by_tapping_elbows/ (furry_anus_destroyer)
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"The Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" is probably on the most known statements to students around the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g09xyg/the_mitochondria_is_the_powerhouse_of_the_cell_is/ (Herbs_Spices_xd)
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Thrres no reason for apps to spam users with redundant emails when they can send a notifications.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g09xdc/thrres_no_reason_for_apps_to_spam_users_with/ ([deleted])
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When you walk into a room and forget what you were doing for a min, its lagging IRL.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g09w1e/when_you_walk_into_a_room_and_forget_what_you/ (Bowtruckle16)
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Whenever characters in animated TV forget everything, they always remember how to speak.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g09ur6/whenever_characters_in_animated_tv_forget/ (_SuckMeSideways_)
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The pool on the titanic is still full of water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g09q9b/the_pool_on_the_titanic_is_still_full_of_water/ (Dixon_Uranus_)
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There’s a turd in Saturday

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g09ok2/theres_a_turd_in_saturday/ ([deleted])
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Humans calling dogs as best friends is a forced upon one-way relationship.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g09lfb/humans_calling_dogs_as_best_friends_is_a_forced/ (Johnthebabayagawick)
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Someone must have been doing something very suspicious when he discovered that cow milk exists

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g09jt4/someone_must_have_been_doing_something_very/ (ThunderBoltXD2)
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If a company doesn’t test on animals, what do they test their products on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g09j4o/if_a_company_doesnt_test_on_animals_what_do_they/ (katyoung123)
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Grandmas were dabbing at bingo before it was cool.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g09irq/grandmas_were_dabbing_at_bingo_before_it_was_cool/ (madeofchemicals)
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You will fart tomorrow and that fart will enter someone's lungs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g09ioy/you_will_fart_tomorrow_and_that_fart_will_enter/ ([deleted])
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Tom Nook sells you a house with an interest free loan because he knows he'll make more money off all of the furniture he sells to you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g09gbp/tom_nook_sells_you_a_house_with_an_interest_free/ (tlacct)
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Nerf guns are nerfed versions of normal guns

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g09g0b/nerf_guns_are_nerfed_versions_of_normal_guns/ (FlameBall128453)
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Soldiers who are sworn to uphold and defend the constitution might find themselves running post offices as part of their duties since the usps’ existence is required by the constitution.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g09fqs/soldiers_who_are_sworn_to_uphold_and_defend_the/ (SongsOfLightAndDark)
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Waters flavor depends on its temperature and context.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g09dup/waters_flavor_depends_on_its_temperature_and/ (leemonade37)
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A stuffed animal is completely different from an animal that's been stuffed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g09cd8/a_stuffed_animal_is_completely_different_from_an/ (WithGravy)
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Given the erratically nature of Gensokyo, lesser youkai must have crippling self worth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g09c8d/given_the_erratically_nature_of_gensokyo_lesser/ (TheOutcast06)
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There are more nipples than humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g09b6r/there_are_more_nipples_than_humans/ (TriangularWaffles)
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Most of us that took Spanish in high school will never have a problem finding a library.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g09at1/most_of_us_that_took_spanish_in_high_school_will/ ([deleted])
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For everyone who wished they didn't have to go to work or didn't have to go to school, be careful what you wish for.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g09abk/for_everyone_who_wished_they_didnt_have_to_go_to/ (-ftw)
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If you were having a conversation with someone who had the exact same voice as you, neither of you would know seeing as your voice sounds different in your head.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0999s/if_you_were_having_a_conversation_with_someone/ (why-yall-mad)
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The "funny period" is times where you feel you can be funny. This means there are times when you are not funny.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g098h6/the_funny_period_is_times_where_you_feel_you_can/ (TurtleBork)
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A pizza is technically a pie chart of how much pizza is left

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g097ri/a_pizza_is_technically_a_pie_chart_of_how_much/ (Random_Rhapsody)
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The difference betweet sleeping and taking a nap is wether you keep your socks on or not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g097ou/the_difference_betweet_sleeping_and_taking_a_nap/ (randalieben)
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If you think bottled water is dumb buckle up before you google “ homeopathy”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g097jq/if_you_think_bottled_water_is_dumb_buckle_up/ (CumDogMillionare93)
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The next generation is going to complain that all we had to do was sit on a couch do deal with our global crises.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g097id/the_next_generation_is_going_to_complain_that_all/ (kwolfe81)
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The people whose New Years resolutions were to be more extroverted aren't fulfilling their resolutions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g095rj/the_people_whose_new_years_resolutions_were_to_be/ ([deleted])
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Pumping excess carbon and methane into the atmosphere is akin to cigarette smoking. At first things might seem ok, but a dramatic turn for the worse is inevitable. And in the same way that quitting smoking improves health markers, the global slowdown is showing reduced pollution levels.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g095im/pumping_excess_carbon_and_methane_into_the/ (InsertDisk22)
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If all these bad storms continue the EF scale is gonna get some new ranks..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g095d5/if_all_these_bad_storms_continue_the_ef_scale_is/ (Firefighter353)
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Hash browns are the breakfast version of french fries.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g094im/hash_browns_are_the_breakfast_version_of_french/ (3k9CV)
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You don’t just morn the person who died, you also morn the way everyone around them used to be when they were alive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g09446/you_dont_just_morn_the_person_who_died_you_also/ (CumDogMillionare93)
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Unemployment - OK, Lock down - Fine so what, Face masks - annoying but I'll live. Next season of show delayed - who head is rolling first.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g093wb/unemployment_ok_lock_down_fine_so_what_face_masks/ (lclutchl)
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There is little that a trip to the fridge will not solve.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g093vf/there_is_little_that_a_trip_to_the_fridge_will/ (DDaveMod)
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Live your life like happiness is currency; be rich.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g093pi/live_your_life_like_happiness_is_currency_be_rich/ ([deleted])
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Commonplace is such an uncommon word to hear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g09388/commonplace_is_such_an_uncommon_word_to_hear/ (DrSanwich)
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Lawyers will become millionaires with all the divorces they will handle soon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g092hd/lawyers_will_become_millionaires_with_all_the/ (SoyUnFracaso)
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Applebee's can just drive around with their microwaves and cook food "fresh" for people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g09008/applebees_can_just_drive_around_with_their/ ([deleted])
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If eating the "fruit of the tree of knowledge" made Adam realize he was naked, it seems more plausible he was eating a banana.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g08ysx/if_eating_the_fruit_of_the_tree_of_knowledge_made/ (thefourthchipmunk)
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Nobody wants to order take out from Chuck-E-Cheese

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g08yr9/nobody_wants_to_order_take_out_from_chuckecheese/ ([deleted])
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Kids of parents with gray hair don’t know where they got their hair color from.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g08yo2/kids_of_parents_with_gray_hair_dont_know_where/ (Gary_October)
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The things in life that really need instruction manual Are the things that will never have them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g08xid/the_things_in_life_that_really_need_instruction/ (pygmypuffonacid)
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If you had a portal gun and a tight hallway, you could eat your own ass.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g08xf0/if_you_had_a_portal_gun_and_a_tight_hallway_you/ (JimbobinShivakadoo)
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You know something serious is going on when you have more candy in your house than food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g08wpm/you_know_something_serious_is_going_on_when_you/ ([deleted])
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Slang is slang for shortened language

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g08w07/slang_is_slang_for_shortened_language/ ([deleted])
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Nothing innocent ever lurks. If it's lurking, it's dangerous.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g08vod/nothing_innocent_ever_lurks_if_its_lurking_its/ (imgenerallyaccepted)
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A woman on TV said Dolly Parton is a great singer and great songwriter. She has two really big points.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g08try/a_woman_on_tv_said_dolly_parton_is_a_great_singer/ (David_Diron)
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The family toylet is the most used piece of furniture in the house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g08tgb/the_family_toylet_is_the_most_used_piece_of/ (Gary_October)
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The first guy to attempt crowd surfing was really rolling the dice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g08t2i/the_first_guy_to_attempt_crowd_surfing_was_really/ (Apocafeller)
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Most posts here were not thought of in the shower

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g08sva/most_posts_here_were_not_thought_of_in_the_shower/ (agentc313)
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Guys with gigantic big pickup trucks would save a ton of money if they got a penis enlargement instead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g08sus/guys_with_gigantic_big_pickup_trucks_would_save_a/ (FreeRangeThinker)
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If ghosts exist and can watch over us at all times then some people will be tortured in the afterlife by the ghosts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g08s3i/if_ghosts_exist_and_can_watch_over_us_at_all/ (TurtleBork)
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Even the laziest person on earth was faster than all his other sperm friends

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g08s1d/even_the_laziest_person_on_earth_was_faster_than/ (mrcharlesboyle)
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Even if your foot isn’t 12 inches long, it’s still a foot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g08rym/even_if_your_foot_isnt_12_inches_long_its_still_a/ (slickk17)
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The Easter Bunny must be Australian because that's the only place mammals lay eggs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g08rx5/the_easter_bunny_must_be_australian_because_thats/ (Fun-duh-Mental)
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People of great spirit are at high risk when the world is ruled by those with small souls.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g08rmn/people_of_great_spirit_are_at_high_risk_when_the/ (David_Diron)
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The 1960s killed over 1 billion people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g08qne/the_1960s_killed_over_1_billion_people/ (Electragraph)
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If human teleportation ever gets invented, we will probably have to get some type to subscription to a tele-operator instead of using it as an autonomous machine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g08q63/if_human_teleportation_ever_gets_invented_we_will/ (kapralov)
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People who Think Psychedelics are Bad for society are the Same People who Need to Try them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g08q4j/people_who_think_psychedelics_are_bad_for_society/ (KieanVeach)
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Chasing someone makes them look guilty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g08p0w/chasing_someone_makes_them_look_guilty/ (Wayleee)
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Elephants have built in Super Soakers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g08oj1/elephants_have_built_in_super_soakers/ (birkenstock_liberal)
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When we are kids we wake our parents up early in the morning, so they get revenge during teenage years by waking us up early in the morning

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g08mt0/when_we_are_kids_we_wake_our_parents_up_early_in/ (MuslimTwin)
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You wouldn’t be able to slide that well on a frictionless surface because you wouldn’t be able to move in any direction to begin with

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g08mqf/you_wouldnt_be_able_to_slide_that_well_on_a/ (PassTheBoofBrother)
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Blind people would have no idea about sight unless someone told them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g08l5u/blind_people_would_have_no_idea_about_sight/ (Snipez-5464)
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At some point in your life you will have the actual “worst day ever”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g08khb/at_some_point_in_your_life_you_will_have_the/ (Jimbo12003)
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Trojan Condoms: The vagina is Troy, the condom is the Trojan Horse, and your cock is the Spartans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g08jua/trojan_condoms_the_vagina_is_troy_the_condom_is/ (HotHamburgerSandwich)
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Schrödinger's cat only works because you ignore smell

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g08ix3/schrödingers_cat_only_works_because_you_ignore/ (PokingMyNose)
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Someone out there has a secret bank account with $8 in it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g08hk3/someone_out_there_has_a_secret_bank_account_with/ (Gary_October)
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Everyone’s least favorite song is the one their neighbor plays loud enough for the whole block to hear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g08hja/everyones_least_favorite_song_is_the_one_their/ (hakuna-matodda)
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A purpose isn't what you find, it's what you make

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g08hah/a_purpose_isnt_what_you_find_its_what_you_make/ (RebelPoetically)
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Every piece of software was made by an extremely long sequence of clicks on a keyboard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g08fy5/every_piece_of_software_was_made_by_an_extremely/ (DUIofPussy)
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If women can break water during birth, people can break wind, and construction workers break ground, all it’s gonna take is a female construction worker who figures out how to break fire before we have the avatar of breaking things

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g08eq2/if_women_can_break_water_during_birth_people_can/ (Seltren_Innovations)
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For space travel, we are really lucky Earth has the strongest gravitational pull out of all the non-gas planets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g08c7b/for_space_travel_we_are_really_lucky_earth_has/ (ExitTheDonut)
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If there's too little light, you can't see anything. If there's too much light, you can't see anything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g08bh1/if_theres_too_little_light_you_cant_see_anything/ ([deleted])
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No one knows when they were "middle-aged" until they reach the end of their life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g08ash/no_one_knows_when_they_were_middleaged_until_they/ (Krowzeye)
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We have a surprisingly good imagination of how licking stuff around us would feel like, although we rarely actually lick anything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g089af/we_have_a_surprisingly_good_imagination_of_how/ (Sir_Brags_A_Lot)
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Our universe could be a speck of dust in the rings of another planet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0883g/our_universe_could_be_a_speck_of_dust_in_the/ (mrcharlesboyle)
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People will bitch about a 3 hour long movie in theatres but binge watch 8 hours of a tv show on a Saturday.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0857v/people_will_bitch_about_a_3_hour_long_movie_in/ (wogblumpy)
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It will probably never be socially acceptable to be out in public if you've got a cold again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0857q/it_will_probably_never_be_socially_acceptable_to/ (bassistmuzikman)
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A large chunk of humanity has recently discovered that they have bad breath.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0856h/a_large_chunk_of_humanity_has_recently_discovered/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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The “ Art of not giving a fck” is a powerful thing. Use it wisely and you will find true happiness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g084wg/the_art_of_not_giving_a_fck_is_a_powerful_thing/ ([deleted])
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So, lately there seem to be more and more people beginning their sentences with 'so'.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g083yn/so_lately_there_seem_to_be_more_and_more_people/ (afterlifechild)
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Alexander Fleming may have found numerous drugs, medications and antibiotics in his lab besides Penicillin on accident but chose to clean up instead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g083xt/alexander_fleming_may_have_found_numerous_drugs/ (AlexAlexRobin)
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Im sure the Platypus blackmailed David Attenborough to be registered as a Mammal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g083i3/im_sure_the_platypus_blackmailed_david/ (Gobletofjam11)
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Gen Z kids will never be able to experience hooking up in the ball pit at McDonalds like most Millennials have

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g082fe/gen_z_kids_will_never_be_able_to_experience/ (purplayes)
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There could be ice cubes in your freezer as old as the freezer itself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g081cr/there_could_be_ice_cubes_in_your_freezer_as_old/ (weightsandbayes)
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All we have to do is put blindfolds on coyotes and they can walk in mid-air

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g080je/all_we_have_to_do_is_put_blindfolds_on_coyotes/ (AtopWind)
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Of the four elements Earth, Air, Water and Fire, Air is the only one you won't encounter by digging.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g07zto/of_the_four_elements_earth_air_water_and_fire_air/ (Jupin210)
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People are often judged or bullied for looking physically ‘different’ from our peers. But we find the same physical quality beautiful, cute or fascinating in animals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g07z94/people_are_often_judged_or_bullied_for_looking/ (Will_Argue_With_You)
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Good morning start off a conversation but good night is to end it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g07ywr/good_morning_start_off_a_conversation_but_good/ ([deleted])
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Megalovania was first introduced in a rom hack of Earthbound. The first part always had sound the same, even in Smash Bros. Megalovania still uses SNES instruments

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g07yd5/megalovania_was_first_introduced_in_a_rom_hack_of/ (yibredditmemer)
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Given the standard connotations of piggy banks being used to hold wealth, they really are capitalist pigs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g07taf/given_the_standard_connotations_of_piggy_banks/ (RemarkableStatement5)
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The anus can produce all three states of matter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g07t45/the_anus_can_produce_all_three_states_of_matter/ (MousePuncher)
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While you can't have your cake and eat it too, it's a different story with fire.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g07rna/while_you_cant_have_your_cake_and_eat_it_too_its/ ([deleted])
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Ranch Dressing and Ranch Ice Cream would have many of the same ingredients with a very different outcome

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g07qtz/ranch_dressing_and_ranch_ice_cream_would_have/ ([deleted])
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Even though we need to stay 6 feet apart while waiting for anything, there is a lot less cutting of lines happening.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g07qhy/even_though_we_need_to_stay_6_feet_apart_while/ (deanmel)
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People will get black out drunk, but condemn eating LSD

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g07pta/people_will_get_black_out_drunk_but_condemn/ (purplayes)
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The saying “Nothing Lasts Forever” is true in the sense that nothingness lasts for ever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g07pmu/the_saying_nothing_lasts_forever_is_true_in_the/ (bonasaur)
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We drink a colorless liquid, no smell or taste, up to 10 times a day, and think “mm yeah so pleasing”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g07pki/we_drink_a_colorless_liquid_no_smell_or_taste_up/ (unamus3d)
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All laws technically create more crime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g07p1t/all_laws_technically_create_more_crime/ (Goldendov75)
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Drawing would have been far more valued skill before cameras were invented

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g07osi/drawing_would_have_been_far_more_valued_skill/ (LondonAppDev)
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Let's hope that one day the dead won't be refered to as "Those lucky enough to go before us".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g07oip/lets_hope_that_one_day_the_dead_wont_be_refered/ (hambonecharlie)
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If it wasn’t for all the preservatives in fast food, cars would have serious mold issues from lost tidbits of food. Especially if you have children.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g07nmo/if_it_wasnt_for_all_the_preservatives_in_fast/ (closeachievment)
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If octopi had language, they would probably have separate words to describe each of their 8 arms rather than just left and right.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g07nfl/if_octopi_had_language_they_would_probably_have/ (Readysetindigo)
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eBay is an online yard sale

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g07mno/ebay_is_an_online_yard_sale/ (WhatItzJake)
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The object that has heard the weirdest stuff from you is probably your bed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g07kwd/the_object_that_has_heard_the_weirdest_stuff_from/ (Wepehe)
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Fingernails and toenails aren't gross until you cut them off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g07klb/fingernails_and_toenails_arent_gross_until_you/ (tha_beast_boss10)
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Removing the character count and mandated symbols/numbers formula to creating a password would actually make a password harder to guess.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g07kec/removing_the_character_count_and_mandated/ (Baintball333)
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Humans are very good at three things; making humans angry, hurt humans and fixing humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g07jw2/humans_are_very_good_at_three_things_making/ (NOCH2)
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Pigeons every where but never see a baby one learning to fly around

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g07juo/pigeons_every_where_but_never_see_a_baby_one/ ([deleted])
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People who own a 3D printer can literally pirate lego

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g07jt2/people_who_own_a_3d_printer_can_literally_pirate/ (terakiller)
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More people have probably heard Handel’s Hallelujah Chorus used for comedic effect than have heard it played as a serious musical piece.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g07j05/more_people_have_probably_heard_handels/ (3TonedMagicalAnimal)
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We are so insecure as a species that we require a piece of paper that states we achieved something in life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g07hp1/we_are_so_insecure_as_a_species_that_we_require_a/ (Vaders-desciple_01)
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The tastiest part of a human is your face because when you die that's the first part your cat will eat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g07hov/the_tastiest_part_of_a_human_is_your_face_because/ (step6666)
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The most common issue with a PB J sandwich is too much jelly, and almost never too much peanut butter meaning jelly goes ON a peanut butter sandwich, not peanut butter on a jelly sandwich.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g07hg9/the_most_common_issue_with_a_pb_j_sandwich_is_too/ (imagine_thinking)
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Question marks are gay exclamation points because they’re not straight

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g07had/question_marks_are_gay_exclamation_points_because/ (Wolfwur)
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A Venus flytrap salad is technically vegan-friendly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g07gqs/a_venus_flytrap_salad_is_technically_veganfriendly/ (Kyrie_Da_God)
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If you have sent an ex lover a dozen baby copperheads, you might have a problem

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g07gbo/if_you_have_sent_an_ex_lover_a_dozen_baby/ (hambonecharlie)
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There are significantly more white legos than black legos.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g07g04/there_are_significantly_more_white_legos_than/ (FlexTapeNJ)
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If a calorie is a measurement of heat, then you get more full by eating hot food than cold food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g07dym/if_a_calorie_is_a_measurement_of_heat_then_you/ (Logatron01)
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The only thing you can actually predict is that you will die in the future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g07dg7/the_only_thing_you_can_actually_predict_is_that/ (LilThieves)
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Most people have an understanding with their parents that Santa isn't real without ever having that "talk"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g07dee/most_people_have_an_understanding_with_their/ ([deleted])
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Nothing is more loud than trying to do things as quietly as possible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g07c0d/nothing_is_more_loud_than_trying_to_do_things_as/ (sausageoverload)
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Sad people always think happy people are being sarcastic when they text things ending in exclamation points.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g07bkg/sad_people_always_think_happy_people_are_being/ (Whitedudedown)
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If we live in a super detailed plauge inc, the player would not be very good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g07b0v/if_we_live_in_a_super_detailed_plauge_inc_the/ (Pelleminer)
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A person who says “What a bad day!” probably had a good day overall, but just noticed the negative

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g07auc/a_person_who_says_what_a_bad_day_probably_had_a/ (vincentrainbows)
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In order to sleep, you have to pretend to be sleeping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g07ajn/in_order_to_sleep_you_have_to_pretend_to_be/ ([deleted])
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Tiger king had plot twist better than game of thrones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g07ago/tiger_king_had_plot_twist_better_than_game_of/ (Sythus)
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The Doomslayer is a Ma.ry Sue

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g078jv/the_doomslayer_is_a_mary_sue/ (egg_on_my_spaghet)
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Unless they killed someone, mothers have a negative K/D

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g078d1/unless_they_killed_someone_mothers_have_a/ (JSAmrltC)
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There's a lot of recoil in star wars blasters considering they only fire light.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g077yz/theres_a_lot_of_recoil_in_star_wars_blasters/ (EarthMarsUranus)
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South Park producers are probably losing there minds over Tiger King.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g07790/south_park_producers_are_probably_losing_there/ (Gobletofjam11)
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Everyone is dying, some faster than others

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0778e/everyone_is_dying_some_faster_than_others/ (iox007)
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People who have saved lives have a negative K/D

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g076h2/people_who_have_saved_lives_have_a_negative_kd/ ([deleted])
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Batman probably could have done more to fix the crime problem in Gotham if he’d used his money fight income equality.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g076cc/batman_probably_could_have_done_more_to_fix_the/ (woodhous89)
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If you keep playing after finishing a Super Mario game, that’s murder

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g075ii/if_you_keep_playing_after_finishing_a_super_mario/ (yibredditmemer)
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It’s not possible for a vampire TV series to realistically continue after too many years/seasons without killing off the vampire cast.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g074cv/its_not_possible_for_a_vampire_tv_series_to/ (postedUpOnTheBlock)
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You will most likely live on to see your favorite youtubers die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g074cn/you_will_most_likely_live_on_to_see_your_favorite/ (gunk10000)
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Anything is bullet proof from far enough away

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0726h/anything_is_bullet_proof_from_far_enough_away/ (BassFishingMaster)
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There's nothing remarkable about performing miracles if you can perform miracles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0724u/theres_nothing_remarkable_about_performing/ ([deleted])
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Wearing a face mask really shines a spotlight on how fresh your breathe is, or isn’t.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g070fq/wearing_a_face_mask_really_shines_a_spotlight_on/ (Ibeenjamin)
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Cigarette manufactures kill their best costumers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g06zzv/cigarette_manufactures_kill_their_best_costumers/ (GzudemREGOR)
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A man wearing a cardigan is either rich or a hippie, depending on his hairstyle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g06zio/a_man_wearing_a_cardigan_is_either_rich_or_a/ (MedimusLeft)
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When people decide with their “heart” or their “mind”, they’re just using 2 different parts of the mind and not their heart at all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g06z8d/when_people_decide_with_their_heart_or_their_mind/ (DrMrJordan)
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If you met your favorite TV characters, they’d be creeped out by how well you know them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g06xkn/if_you_met_your_favorite_tv_characters_theyd_be/ (Physicsboy2018)
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Unflavored poprocks would taste like TV static.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g06xfv/unflavored_poprocks_would_taste_like_tv_static/ (n3rv0u5)
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The tomato never really took off as a hand fruit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g06wo5/the_tomato_never_really_took_off_as_a_hand_fruit/ (Tate801)
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Chocolate flavored gum would probably be pretty popular.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g06vbe/chocolate_flavored_gum_would_probably_be_pretty/ ([deleted])
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In Resident Evil 2 and 3 Remake, the player character can get bitten countless times and simply heal the damage away. And yet, in the story, NPCs who have been bitten like Brad Vickers and the policeman he bit get infected after a single bite. Surely we could just cure the infected with Herbs...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g06ux4/in_resident_evil_2_and_3_remake_the_player/ (egg_on_my_spaghet)
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Germaphobe's Are Probably Screaming Around The World "I TOLD YOU SO!" To All The People Who Thought They Were Crazy. From 6 Feet Away Of Course...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g06uo7/germaphobes_are_probably_screaming_around_the/ (CaptParadox)
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Lovecraftian monsters attack us because we’re actually smart enough to recognize their influence. We’re monsters to incomprehensible monsters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g06ubj/lovecraftian_monsters_attack_us_because_were/ (laughingmeeses)
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Humans are the only animals that don't have a biome preference or niche

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g06sdt/humans_are_the_only_animals_that_dont_have_a/ (JellyDraggin)
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The dictionary is a book of spells

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g06r4k/the_dictionary_is_a_book_of_spells/ (MayYourIguanaSmoke)
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Out of 100 body organs. We only get to clean two of them, skin and mouth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g06qsl/out_of_100_body_organs_we_only_get_to_clean_two/ (bmcmbm)
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There are not any nicknames for blood.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g06n5w/there_are_not_any_nicknames_for_blood/ (AyDeek)
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An aquarium underwater is a cage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g06lbo/an_aquarium_underwater_is_a_cage/ (patrlim1)
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Maybe one of the most realistic things about The Sims is that it can take multiple generations to accumulate the wealth required to have a fabulous mansion, unless you cheat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g06ji8/maybe_one_of_the_most_realistic_things_about_the/ (ClaptrapBatterwhack)
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Satan favorite dish to make cook in Hell Kitchen is Daredevil.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g06f02/satan_favorite_dish_to_make_cook_in_hell_kitchen/ (PalmFingerNails)
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Nowadays we don’t have superhero justice but we do have internet justice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g06ewc/nowadays_we_dont_have_superhero_justice_but_we_do/ (Yakazuna)
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The warmer the weather, the cooler the drink.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g06ema/the_warmer_the_weather_the_cooler_the_drink/ (SirFuzzyMcGee)
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The space bar on a keyboard is kinda like the biggest dude that goes to every gathering. Doesn't need a nametag because everyone knows who he is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g06dkf/the_space_bar_on_a_keyboard_is_kinda_like_the/ (manamonggamers)
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If most people knew how surgeons acted during medical procedures they’d be way more scared of surgery.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g06da7/if_most_people_knew_how_surgeons_acted_during/ (andy34p)
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CAPTCHA tests that presume computers are unable to to recognize sidewalks are used to train computers on how to recognize sidewalks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g06cn9/captcha_tests_that_presume_computers_are_unable/ ([deleted])
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Mother Nature has allowed everyone to cheat on our barbers if we want cause they are all closed. “Someone else cut it cause you were closed”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g06bry/mother_nature_has_allowed_everyone_to_cheat_on/ (Fevil7)
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Perfectly looped gifs have zero change in entropy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g06bix/perfectly_looped_gifs_have_zero_change_in_entropy/ (moenkey)
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Boomerangs are single player frisbees

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g06a86/boomerangs_are_single_player_frisbees/ ([deleted])
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The Sun is the greatest Illuminati.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g069tf/the_sun_is_the_greatest_illuminati/ (SiphonerKai)
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Movies show people throwing away guns when the ammo is finished, instead of just reloading it, like normal sensible adults.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g068rt/movies_show_people_throwing_away_guns_when_the/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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It’s gonna be super weird when we’re all in our 40s and musicians like Ariana Grande, Shawn Mendes, etc. will be playing on the “classics” radio stations

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g068h7/its_gonna_be_super_weird_when_were_all_in_our_40s/ (LancasterWiddershins)
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New York City is finally asleep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0653t/new_york_city_is_finally_asleep/ (ThisIsMyUsername163)
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When you have auditory hallucinations you’re never alone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g064lf/when_you_have_auditory_hallucinations_youre_never/ (SiphonerKai)
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When the last newspaper has been printed fire-starters will start to go up in price.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0633o/when_the_last_newspaper_has_been_printed/ (SiphonerKai)
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Most businesses would remain open if mental health was also considered.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g062mu/most_businesses_would_remain_open_if_mental/ (MaldingMadman)
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There is admittedly a certain irony to getting high and watching Idiocracy in the middle of the day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g05zv0/there_is_admittedly_a_certain_irony_to_getting/ (spilt_wine)
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Pennywise is probably a bogart.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g05xov/pennywise_is_probably_a_bogart/ (GameKnightx259)
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The maddest March saw no basketball.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g05woe/the_maddest_march_saw_no_basketball/ (RiverBrosGaming)
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Epstein memes didn't kill themselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g05vq1/epstein_memes_didnt_kill_themselves/ ([deleted])
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At least FOMO isn’t a thing anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g05uv2/at_least_fomo_isnt_a_thing_anymore/ (401survivor)
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Cannibals probably like it when they get a hair in their soup.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g05uuh/cannibals_probably_like_it_when_they_get_a_hair/ (LemmonClean)
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No matter how much you eat, you will always be hungry again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g05uhm/no_matter_how_much_you_eat_you_will_always_be/ (benbaluga)
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Being locked up in prison is way better than being homeless.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g05too/being_locked_up_in_prison_is_way_better_than/ (SwayzeBG)
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CallMeCarson is probably just as depressed as me

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g05ti2/callmecarson_is_probably_just_as_depressed_as_me/ (TazIsDark)
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True self discipline is when you stop yourself from getting all the white stringy stuff from an orange instead of spending an hour or so cleaning it off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g05t58/true_self_discipline_is_when_you_stop_yourself/ (Pelican_Shamone)
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Scammers purposely use bad grammar because any person still believing in them after that is a person who can be scammed easily.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g05pop/scammers_purposely_use_bad_grammar_because_any/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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Beer and wine was invented before the wheel

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g05pi8/beer_and_wine_was_invented_before_the_wheel/ (MadguminN)
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The One Ring from the LOTR was the original Horcrux

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g05pdi/the_one_ring_from_the_lotr_was_the_original/ (yumck)
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ghosts are people in spectator mode

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g05pbn/ghosts_are_people_in_spectator_mode/ (rmrck)
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A stupid person's idea of a clever person is a stupid person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g05mxg/a_stupid_persons_idea_of_a_clever_person_is_a/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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When you realize that 2019 was your year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g05lgo/when_you_realize_that_2019_was_your_year/ (Tony-Pepproni)
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Tarzan must be really smelly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g05j2f/tarzan_must_be_really_smelly/ (TheDuples)
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An event that would have been your favorite internet clip, was probably not recorded on the internet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g05iu0/an_event_that_would_have_been_your_favorite/ (Heavy_Lobster890)
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Suddenly, infectious laughter is not so fun anymore..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g05it4/suddenly_infectious_laughter_is_not_so_fun_anymore/ (Gregos81)
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Wonder how beautiful it may be to have rings on our planet, like Saturn. Just looking up at night at these shimmering lines encircle the sky above us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g05gib/wonder_how_beautiful_it_may_be_to_have_rings_on/ (OrraDryWit)
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"Push" will get a person almost anywhere, except, a door marked "pull"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g05gdz/push_will_get_a_person_almost_anywhere_except_a/ ([deleted])
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Based on Raditz' accurate assumption upon meeting Goku, Saiyans losing their memories was a common occurrence and their are probably several saiyans who exist on planets with no idea of their original purpose.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g05cfy/based_on_raditz_accurate_assumption_upon_meeting/ (ConflictX3)
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Cartoon depictions of hearts look nothing like real hearts, yet we all simply accept them as such

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g05boq/cartoon_depictions_of_hearts_look_nothing_like/ (comment_producer)
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Simulating lucid dreams irl

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g05bk3/simulating_lucid_dreams_irl/ (iDevix4)
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It’s pretty hard to tell somebody that it’s Opposite Day on Opposite Day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g05asm/its_pretty_hard_to_tell_somebody_that_its/ (Kadaddle)
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When we talk about brutal death scenes in kids movies everyone brings up Clayton but no one ever brings up how Mushu beat one of his kind to death with a metal instrument.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g059sv/when_we_talk_about_brutal_death_scenes_in_kids/ (Azure5577)
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There’s never been an Easter monday.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0592e/theres_never_been_an_easter_monday/ ([deleted])
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ever since the invention of air conditioning, human evolution has probably just been going downhill

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g056sg/ever_since_the_invention_of_air_conditioning/ (that-one-guy420)
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Nobody would know who the real Slim Shady was if he were paralyzed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g053t3/nobody_would_know_who_the_real_slim_shady_was_if/ (FFalcon_Boi)
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For a service designed around discovering music, its strange that Spotify doesn't have a "listen later" function.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g052j9/for_a_service_designed_around_discovering_music/ (Rubin987)
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"Occasionally" sounds much more positive than "rarely."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g04ztt/occasionally_sounds_much_more_positive_than_rarely/ (TheRealSquimby)
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You can tell how good someone is at sex by asking them how many times they’ve done it. If they know, they’re probably not good at it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g04zqa/you_can_tell_how_good_someone_is_at_sex_by_asking/ (TheNutBuss)
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Your brain is an incredible thing you hope to never see

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g04zgz/your_brain_is_an_incredible_thing_you_hope_to/ (ShadowWingZero)
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If you were invisible, then you will be totally blind: The light could not be catch by your retina.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g04z6t/if_you_were_invisible_then_you_will_be_totally/ (ippasodimetaponto)
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In the song, hot cross buns, the buns are BOGO

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g04z56/in_the_song_hot_cross_buns_the_buns_are_bogo/ (Phiinque)
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"Your ghosts experience you as a form of death."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g04y4x/your_ghosts_experience_you_as_a_form_of_death/ ([deleted])
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Your butt is capable of producing 3 different states of matter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g04xqn/your_butt_is_capable_of_producing_3_different/ (YupThatsMyEmail)
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There are probably thousands of Easter eggs still hidden around the world because people forgot where they hid them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g04x41/there_are_probably_thousands_of_easter_eggs_still/ (istrx13)
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Knowledge is knowing 1 gram of Uranium has enough energy to last you a lifetime; Wisdom is not eating a tablespoon full of Uranium.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g04v8y/knowledge_is_knowing_1_gram_of_uranium_has_enough/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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Validation is a type of pleasure

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g04uw4/validation_is_a_type_of_pleasure/ (bettershatter)
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If you have a widow's peak but your hairline recedes, then you may or may not end up with a widow's valley.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g04rsz/if_you_have_a_widows_peak_but_your_hairline/ (KevinCostnHerABuck)
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It’s ironic that everybody is avoiding the one beer that is traditionally disinfected with a lime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g04rjz/its_ironic_that_everybody_is_avoiding_the_one/ (firefighter_82)
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Easter eggs aren’t actually eggs, they’re just the shell of one because they’re hollow

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g04nbt/easter_eggs_arent_actually_eggs_theyre_just_the/ (Marshmallowboi0194)
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Knowledge is cursed. Those who do not have it lead simpler, fuller lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g04ly3/knowledge_is_cursed_those_who_do_not_have_it_lead/ (sun_of_darkness)
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If you die before someone else does you technically beat them to death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g04hxg/if_you_die_before_someone_else_does_you/ (steveroni_cheeses)
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In the Star Wars universe ships have no keys to lock them and they are so easy to steal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g04hgc/in_the_star_wars_universe_ships_have_no_keys_to/ (AngstyAlicorn)
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Professional wrestling can be counted as performance art

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g04g1m/professional_wrestling_can_be_counted_as/ (step6666)
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Sadly, eggs are chicken miscarriages.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g04fwx/sadly_eggs_are_chicken_miscarriages/ (yagoobian__)
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Doom Guy is so powerful that he can simply sacrifice some of his armor to return to the nearest ledge.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g04eqh/doom_guy_is_so_powerful_that_he_can_simply/ (Zyntax15)
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Not one of the countless Jedi that General Grievous fought thought of using the force to tear him to pieces.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g04dzi/not_one_of_the_countless_jedi_that_general/ (Sac_fo_dayz)
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Some of Bob Marley's songs can be considered a form of reggae-rasta-gospel

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g04cxs/some_of_bob_marleys_songs_can_be_considered_a/ (hyrule_pd)
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To talk about you possess something special is more satisfying than actually having them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g04ctz/to_talk_about_you_possess_something_special_is/ (bettershatter)
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The coldest water is colder than the warmest ice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g04ba9/the_coldest_water_is_colder_than_the_warmest_ice/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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You know who would make a really good Scooby Doo guest star but has never been one? Jack Black.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g04b2t/you_know_who_would_make_a_really_good_scooby_doo/ (trueGator89)
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The availability of 5G will cause the 5G conspiracy theories to spread faster

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g04as2/the_availability_of_5g_will_cause_the_5g/ (Yourbrainonscience)
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Both wealthy and homeless people don’t have to mow their lawn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g049kx/both_wealthy_and_homeless_people_dont_have_to_mow/ ([deleted])
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Saying “asking for a friend” is the easiest way to assure nobody believes you’re “asking for a friend”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g048ua/saying_asking_for_a_friend_is_the_easiest_way_to/ (justjoshingiu)
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If Craigslist scammers ever figure out they can use Grammarly we're in trouble.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g048r2/if_craigslist_scammers_ever_figure_out_they_can/ (mpbikeman)
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To misled someone is a true talent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g047u4/to_misled_someone_is_a_true_talent/ (bettershatter)
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If you close your eyes in front of the class you teach, your pupils can’t see your pupils and your pupils can’t see your pupils.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g047lz/if_you_close_your_eyes_in_front_of_the_class_you/ (madlad464)
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Both homeless and wealthy people don’t have to mow their lawn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g04754/both_homeless_and_wealthy_people_dont_have_to_mow/ ([deleted])
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No matter what time you go to bed you'll always be tired.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g046x5/no_matter_what_time_you_go_to_bed_youll_always_be/ (benbaluga)
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Most magicians have probably revealed their secrets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g046fh/most_magicians_have_probably_revealed_their/ (MansNotHot772)
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NAS storage systems look a lot like toasters flipped on their sides

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0451v/nas_storage_systems_look_a_lot_like_toasters/ (Nim0n)
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You’ve never really seen how you look like, you can only trust mirrors, reflections, cameras etc.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g044wd/youve_never_really_seen_how_you_look_like_you_can/ (ThatOneKidCreed)
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Given the sheer amount of different peanut butters, jellies, and breads, there is a decent chance that the PB&J that you make is entirely unique.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g043yy/given_the_sheer_amount_of_different_peanut/ (est_equus)
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For a lot of people, gaming is probably the only activity in life these people are ever using a fishing rod.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g043t6/for_a_lot_of_people_gaming_is_probably_the_only/ (Prace_Ace)
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If you have seen one mall, you have seen the'm all'.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g043pp/if_you_have_seen_one_mall_you_have_seen_them_all/ (curious_cat123456)
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All gay dentists are tooth fairies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g042f7/all_gay_dentists_are_tooth_fairies/ (TRHess)
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The characters in film and television never have to look for parking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g04207/the_characters_in_film_and_television_never_have/ (Rhinoplasty1904)
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Preferring to use a trackball is even more rare then finding people who prefer to drive a manual transmission car.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g040jv/preferring_to_use_a_trackball_is_even_more_rare/ ([deleted])
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Collectors are people who try to get as much money as possible without the use of money.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g03zq1/collectors_are_people_who_try_to_get_as_much/ (Braveknight999)
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Cardboard is the new newspaper for DIY projects because it's a lot more available than newspapers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g03zh5/cardboard_is_the_new_newspaper_for_diy_projects/ (phoenixhere4303)
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The ass can produce all the three states of matter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g03ye3/the_ass_can_produce_all_the_three_states_of_matter/ ([deleted])
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If a hotdog is a sandwich, A quesadilla is really a grilled cheese taco

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g03xst/if_a_hotdog_is_a_sandwich_a_quesadilla_is_really/ ([deleted])
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Humans can design concepts and systems, and can live there entire life worrying about them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g03xpo/humans_can_design_concepts_and_systems_and_can/ (bettershatter)
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A teacher is a student who teach other students

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g03v5z/a_teacher_is_a_student_who_teach_other_students/ (bettershatter)
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Female vampires' make-up is always messed up cause they can't look into mirrors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g03t5t/female_vampires_makeup_is_always_messed_up_cause/ ([deleted])
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As it’s in the middle of your body, your butt technically isn’t your “bottom.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g03rkt/as_its_in_the_middle_of_your_body_your_butt/ (TheLikeGuys3)
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College isn't going to become free and legally required until a college degree is completely worthless

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g03qt5/college_isnt_going_to_become_free_and_legally/ (LivinMyAuthenticLife)
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A lot of people are grossed out at the thought of drinking human breastmilk but don't see a problem with drinking the breastmilk of a different species

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g03q3e/a_lot_of_people_are_grossed_out_at_the_thought_of/ (pusheenspizza)
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"Micro" conveys more smallness than "mini", but "macro" conveys less bigness than "maxi"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g03py1/micro_conveys_more_smallness_than_mini_but_macro/ (TechheadZero)
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You will get disappointed at least once, no matter how much you love someone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g03pwl/you_will_get_disappointed_at_least_once_no_matter/ ([deleted])
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Cloudy with a chance of Meatballs is not a work of fiction for pets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g03oz1/cloudy_with_a_chance_of_meatballs_is_not_a_work/ (Wright4000)
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There are probably a bunch of chocolate eggs still hidden around your house that you still haven’t found

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g03ogi/there_are_probably_a_bunch_of_chocolate_eggs/ (BaNnOoKsY03)
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Being sent to your room is no longer a punishment for many children.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g03nwt/being_sent_to_your_room_is_no_longer_a_punishment/ (1ZacNolan1)
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If there was an Easter Spider instead of an Easter Bunny these egg hunts would be absolutely terrifying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g03nnd/if_there_was_an_easter_spider_instead_of_an/ (lamergamers)
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"Thank" is a word

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g03myc/thank_is_a_word/ (redditerindisguise)
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Uranium has about 18 billion Calories per gram so eating a grams of uranium is technically enough food to last you for the rest of your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g03mme/uranium_has_about_18_billion_calories_per_gram_so/ (Danvik03)
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There will be a lot of injuries once gyms reopen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g03kvc/there_will_be_a_lot_of_injuries_once_gyms_reopen/ (Sinador)
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The biggest problem with any problem is that it has the potential to cause additional problems.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g03je0/the_biggest_problem_with_any_problem_is_that_it/ (yogabonito10)
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All species roam around naked except humans and are handling it pretty well

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g03j43/all_species_roam_around_naked_except_humans_and/ (bettershatter)
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The tinier the creature, the more extreme their defence mechanism is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g03ihg/the_tinier_the_creature_the_more_extreme_their/ (Stephenwc23)
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Worldwide podcast consumption has taken a gigantic hit as less people commute due to travel restrictions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g03i63/worldwide_podcast_consumption_has_taken_a/ (bazpaul)
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We refer to people whose gender is unknown as "they", yet we often refer to animals whose gender is clear as "it".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g03hnw/we_refer_to_people_whose_gender_is_unknown_as/ (invisible_cat0091)
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Unless you’re doing the laundry naked, you’re never really done with it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g03gww/unless_youre_doing_the_laundry_naked_youre_never/ (earnest_borg9)
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If you advertise on a bench, you don’t want anyone to sit on it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g03gw7/if_you_advertise_on_a_bench_you_dont_want_anyone/ (Minkige)
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Bill Gates’s children must have trouble giving him creative gifts every year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g03gs4/bill_gatess_children_must_have_trouble_giving_him/ (NEPats3803)
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We have way too much trust in mug handles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g03fzx/we_have_way_too_much_trust_in_mug_handles/ (itz_butter5)
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Cybersecurity would probably be the most popular major at Zoom University

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g03dfo/cybersecurity_would_probably_be_the_most_popular/ (officiakimkardashian)
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Orphans don't need to buy family-packs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g03d76/orphans_dont_need_to_buy_familypacks/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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A cooler is as much a heater as it is a cooler

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g03crn/a_cooler_is_as_much_a_heater_as_it_is_a_cooler/ (MistrMe)
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A camel's toe looks nothing like a vagina if you spread the hooves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g03cn5/a_camels_toe_looks_nothing_like_a_vagina_if_you/ (DrSanwich)
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Aren't earbuds just airpods with leashes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g03bls/arent_earbuds_just_airpods_with_leashes/ (moltencreeper)
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The night after the movie is worse than the actual horror movie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g03agn/the_night_after_the_movie_is_worse_than_the/ (Der_Dachcamper)
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Our body is slower on startup and faster on shutdown than our mind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g039dt/our_body_is_slower_on_startup_and_faster_on/ (ErrorTheBoring)
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Making kids use webcams for remote learning takes away the point of school uniforms supposedly reducing bullying

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0399c/making_kids_use_webcams_for_remote_learning_takes/ (ToobyD)
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Elsa builds a highly detailed ice castle in seconds and brings two snow creatures to life. Soldiers show up to take her away and she can’t put a block of ice in the doorway.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g038xt/elsa_builds_a_highly_detailed_ice_castle_in/ (Surfing_Dinosaur)
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A pregnancy test is the only medical test where a “positive result” has the possibility of actually being positive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g038n7/a_pregnancy_test_is_the_only_medical_test_where_a/ (Wutisthis66204)
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A post dying in new is the same as a baby dying in the womb

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g037l3/a_post_dying_in_new_is_the_same_as_a_baby_dying/ ([deleted])
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“I go to Pornhub for the comments” is becoming the new “I read Playboy for the articles”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g03721/i_go_to_pornhub_for_the_comments_is_becoming_the/ (dhm2293)
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Created content that looks like it was influenced by drug use can be changed to “it was created for kids,” content.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0368c/created_content_that_looks_like_it_was_influenced/ (adamhope3)
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Nearly all reviews are graded on a 10% curve since you can’t rate anything 0 stars or 0/10.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g034je/nearly_all_reviews_are_graded_on_a_10_curve_since/ (Wutisthis66204)
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“Trendy” is probably the nicest word for unoriginal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g033ds/trendy_is_probably_the_nicest_word_for_unoriginal/ (iallaisi)
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If you’re a bankruptcy lawyer, your success is dependent on the failure of others.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0339r/if_youre_a_bankruptcy_lawyer_your_success_is/ ([deleted])
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Easter May be the only day where being out in public with a fur suit on is acceptable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g032yv/easter_may_be_the_only_day_where_being_out_in/ (Thejakester1111)
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Mind readers are useless if they don't speak the language of the person whose mind they are reading.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0329q/mind_readers_are_useless_if_they_dont_speak_the/ (Dezeriae)
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Lack of purpose can be empowering, exploring freedom and its possibilities, but lack of results feeds hopelessness and misery.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g02zv5/lack_of_purpose_can_be_empowering_exploring/ (VerbotenPublish)
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One would think that Skipper and Gilligan had extra clothes on the Minnow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g02yy2/one_would_think_that_skipper_and_gilligan_had/ (DarthVadersVoice)
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The irony : our economy is on the verge of collapse just because we focus on what’s essential.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g02xhf/the_irony_our_economy_is_on_the_verge_of_collapse/ (MaterSolieu)
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Having callouses on your fingers as a blind person would be like having cataracts for people with vision

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g02xac/having_callouses_on_your_fingers_as_a_blind/ (physchy)
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Snack food has to be good enough that you want to eat it but not so good that you can't stop after having a little bit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g02wl8/snack_food_has_to_be_good_enough_that_you_want_to/ (ryanorion16)
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The Honda Civic is the type of car where anyone a teenager and older driving it would not look out of place in one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g02w02/the_honda_civic_is_the_type_of_car_where_anyone_a/ (Jndst21)
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There is no real correlation between bunnies and eggs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g02v5p/there_is_no_real_correlation_between_bunnies_and/ (xaviermg2003)
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Wearing pajamas with no pockets all day is the closest men get to understand women’s obsession with having them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g02ss6/wearing_pajamas_with_no_pockets_all_day_is_the/ (Kattsu-Don)
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These are going to be the hairiest Easter pictures ever taken.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g02s3q/these_are_going_to_be_the_hairiest_easter/ (Ximbot)
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Pokémon is what happens a few decades after how to train your dragon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g02roj/pokémon_is_what_happens_a_few_decades_after_how/ (_DarkAmethyst_)
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Giving is only giving when you expect nothing in return.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g02r1l/giving_is_only_giving_when_you_expect_nothing_in/ (iGetMoreMoneyBro)
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You never seem to see a dead duck

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g02q8m/you_never_seem_to_see_a_dead_duck/ (funtimefrankie1)
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It's ironic how perfection is an imperfect idea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g02pqd/its_ironic_how_perfection_is_an_imperfect_idea/ (bluexray1234)
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The word long is shorter than the word short.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g02oot/the_word_long_is_shorter_than_the_word_short/ (firekomodo_1)
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If walls could talk, almost no one would invite people over anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g02mot/if_walls_could_talk_almost_no_one_would_invite/ (ASlightlyAngryDuck)
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If the ashes of Kim Kardashian is spread in nature, then it's littering because she has plastic in her

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g02ltq/if_the_ashes_of_kim_kardashian_is_spread_in/ (ehehehm)
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We're going to see a lot of coronavirus costumes next Halloween

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g02llo/were_going_to_see_a_lot_of_coronavirus_costumes/ ([deleted])
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The Piña Colada song teaches younger listeners that personals ads were once done by newspaper instead of online.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g02lcf/the_piña_colada_song_teaches_younger_listeners/ (offgriddr)
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Dragons probably think it’s so cool that other animals can produce water in their mouth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g02l82/dragons_probably_think_its_so_cool_that_other/ (hask-money)
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Dexter from Dexter's Laboratory never needed to worry about keeping the giant laboratory connected to his bedroom a secret from his parents if he was able to build the damn thing without them ever catching on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g02jd9/dexter_from_dexters_laboratory_never_needed_to/ (gdan95)
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Everybody sucks at blowjobs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g02goh/everybody_sucks_at_blowjobs/ (BoiMerchant)
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Our pets are going to be so depressed when we go back to work and aren't able to spend all day with them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g02gis/our_pets_are_going_to_be_so_depressed_when_we_go/ (Slowhite03)
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Lots of animals are probably confused wondering where all the humans went

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g02eke/lots_of_animals_are_probably_confused_wondering/ (Astroo928)
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The movie Finding Dory is not about finding Dory.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g02e4v/the_movie_finding_dory_is_not_about_finding_dory/ (POLIKE45)
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At least a few people have definitely died from exposing themselves to radiation in hopes that it would give them superpowers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g02byh/at_least_a_few_people_have_definitely_died_from/ (Wutisthis66204)
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When we're running low on something like aftershave or perfume we tend to ration it and use it sparingly. If we did that from the start then we would get much longer usage out of most things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g02a5v/when_were_running_low_on_something_like/ (karma-enigma)
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You don't need a college degree to understand the world. But you do need some degree of intelligence to not abuse that fact

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0297q/you_dont_need_a_college_degree_to_understand_the/ (ThatOneMelonMuncher)
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It’s both grey and gray. There is no right or wrong spelling between the two.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g028op/its_both_grey_and_gray_there_is_no_right_or_wrong/ (GraftedLeviathan)
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middle ground is easy to confuse with ambivalence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g028m5/middle_ground_is_easy_to_confuse_with_ambivalence/ (SupremoZanne)
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The apostles were woke as F*ck

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g027eq/the_apostles_were_woke_as_fck/ (X-2357)
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JC had a negative kill/death ratio of -2.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g026nc/jc_had_a_negative_killdeath_ratio_of_2/ ([deleted])
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Fond memories are a lot like positive trauma.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g026hw/fond_memories_are_a_lot_like_positive_trauma/ (Legbail)
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Bashing and insulting others probably lead to massive mental health problems and loss of productivity, but we often refer to it as just harmless bullying with no sanctions at all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g025pr/bashing_and_insulting_others_probably_lead_to/ (Lum1nar)
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For the majority of adults, their livelihood greatly depends on those short moments where you negotiate for pay.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g025cz/for_the_majority_of_adults_their_livelihood/ (ExitTheDonut)
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You are always looking because your eyes are never closed; only covered.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0247j/you_are_always_looking_because_your_eyes_are/ (badnan5410)
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It’s surprisingly hard to use the word ‘sincerely’ in a sentence that actually sounds sincere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g023be/its_surprisingly_hard_to_use_the_word_sincerely/ (willcesium)
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Mental pain is comparable to physical pain, so trolling is kind of like an anonymously committed violent crime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g022uq/mental_pain_is_comparable_to_physical_pain_so/ (Lum1nar)
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A habitat is where you’re at habitually... It’s where you habit-at.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0222l/a_habitat_is_where_youre_at_habitually_its_where/ (Apocafeller)
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Need more savory jellybeans flavors like pizza and steak

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0215b/need_more_savory_jellybeans_flavors_like_pizza/ ([deleted])
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If no one sorts by new ,then there will be no top/best posts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g01zi3/if_no_one_sorts_by_new_then_there_will_be_no/ (POLIKE45)
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The Easter Bunny was the first furry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g01yig/the_easter_bunny_was_the_first_furry/ (Toku-Nation)
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The end conversation button in video games is never perceived as rude by the character you're talking to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g01xmw/the_end_conversation_button_in_video_games_is/ (totally_not_a_thing)
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If dogs are able to see ghosts, then the reason they’re afraid of the vet is because they can see all the animals that have been euthanised there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g01xdy/if_dogs_are_able_to_see_ghosts_then_the_reason/ (PatientParfait)
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All moms are bodybuilders

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g01wkt/all_moms_are_bodybuilders/ (Ashea123)
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Five below is the rich mans dollar store

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g01uld/five_below_is_the_rich_mans_dollar_store/ (-Miles_gray)
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You don't hate Social Media - You hate Society

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g01tln/you_dont_hate_social_media_you_hate_society/ (bvwaa)
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Heinrich Hertz was one of the most frequent inventors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g01teg/heinrich_hertz_was_one_of_the_most_frequent/ (a-stupid-dingo)
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If cooking books said to put in 3 teaspoons most people wouldn't think that they could just put in 1 tablespoon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g01tap/if_cooking_books_said_to_put_in_3_teaspoons_most/ (Tom_Holland_is_dad)
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If there are any extraterrestrials out there keeping track of activity on Earth, they might be wondering if we finally went and nuked ourselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g01q1z/if_there_are_any_extraterrestrials_out_there/ (alexander_karamazov)
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It costs money to make money

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g01nir/it_costs_money_to_make_money/ ([deleted])
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Three in ten thousand dead in Italy and the news are making a huge deal in us where there are 0.35 dead per ten thousand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g01n9e/three_in_ten_thousand_dead_in_italy_and_the_news/ (IAMMYDATA)
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If you rob a bank, you will have no problem with food, rent, taxes for multiple years, regardless of your success.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g01mx3/if_you_rob_a_bank_you_will_have_no_problem_with/ (wonkaass)
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Celebrating Easter is literally celebrating the one (theorized) Zombie the world has even known.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g01lx5/celebrating_easter_is_literally_celebrating_the/ (merpbeforeyouderp)
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Hardwood floors are great unless you're 75% hair.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g01ltz/hardwood_floors_are_great_unless_youre_75_hair/ (evilsir)
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Your phone never judges you for your search history

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g01kj9/your_phone_never_judges_you_for_your_search/ (WhistleThunder)
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Every advancement in technology through out history has always had some group oppose the use of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g01kf9/every_advancement_in_technology_through_out/ (Sad_Barracuda19)
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Somebody's meal might bring down all of civilization soon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g01f6s/somebodys_meal_might_bring_down_all_of/ (_noob369)
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"He is risen" just feels a little like an anti-Semitic insult to matzo.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g01exi/he_is_risen_just_feels_a_little_like_an/ (degathor)
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The more income you have, the more vacations cost due to increased opportunity costs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g01d1w/the_more_income_you_have_the_more_vacations_cost/ (MaldingMadman)
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The guy who invented the window screen probably could’ve used transparent material rather than black and it would’ve made It a lot nicer to look out a window

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g01b44/the_guy_who_invented_the_window_screen_probably/ (Nmeyer1134)
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In a pinch, you could make yourself lunch/dinner on your car engine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g01avu/in_a_pinch_you_could_make_yourself_lunchdinner_on/ (Barakisa)
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The drilling of the asteroid in Deep Impact made the drilling of the asteroid in Armageddon look like a joke.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0188u/the_drilling_of_the_asteroid_in_deep_impact_made/ (ffdjensen)
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Easter makes more sense to dress up as zombies than Halloween

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0183z/easter_makes_more_sense_to_dress_up_as_zombies/ (moneybot13)
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In the last month insurances had a LOT less road accidentals, work related accidents, theft... They are the real winners here.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g017p0/in_the_last_month_insurances_had_a_lot_less_road/ (gitty7456)
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any door can become an open door if you knock hard enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g017mi/any_door_can_become_an_open_door_if_you_knock/ (highflyer136)
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More things are probably removed from here than actually posted

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g017b7/more_things_are_probably_removed_from_here_than/ (lupenhagen)
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We are really lucky that the Easter Bunny never signed an exclusivity contract with any brand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g015yz/we_are_really_lucky_that_the_easter_bunny_never/ (BoneArrowFour)
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There is someone out there in the world who would make a better soccer player than ronaldo but would never knew it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0144e/there_is_someone_out_there_in_the_world_who_would/ (RTisatwork)
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Skylar White smoked in the house and drank while pregnant; ergo she caused Walter's lung cancer, and Flynn's cerebral palsy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g013dd/skylar_white_smoked_in_the_house_and_drank_while/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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It turns out we want to be apart from each other more than the experts thought

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g00yp7/it_turns_out_we_want_to_be_apart_from_each_other/ (perfect_square)
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Someone must've tried making cheese, butter and all sorts of dairy products with breast milk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g00xug/someone_mustve_tried_making_cheese_butter_and_all/ (BBAsux)
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Zan from the wondertwins would make an amazing assassin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g00x98/zan_from_the_wondertwins_would_make_an_amazing/ (Devil_Book)
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SIX without S is 9

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g00wpb/six_without_s_is_9/ ([deleted])
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If a bunny has been in an Easter basket, the raisinets in the bottom of the basket have a whole different flavor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g00vyw/if_a_bunny_has_been_in_an_easter_basket_the/ (areyou_)
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When buying a newspaper, you're not paying for the news itself. You're paying for the resources and services that brought it to you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g00v70/when_buying_a_newspaper_youre_not_paying_for_the/ (Nicholas-Pressey)
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Skyler White was a bitch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g00ucl/skyler_white_was_a_bitch/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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Since animals have no concept of marriage, technically every animal is a bastard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g00u5j/since_animals_have_no_concept_of_marriage/ ([deleted])
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There was a lot more fingernail biting before the fingernail clipper was invented.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g00qey/there_was_a_lot_more_fingernail_biting_before_the/ (Puterjoe)
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The ass can produce three states of matter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g00p3u/the_ass_can_produce_three_states_of_matter/ (tony_thefapmonster)
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When autonomous cars become standard, speedbumps wil be irrelevant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g00o14/when_autonomous_cars_become_standard_speedbumps/ (Dr-PHYLL)
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I've never heard the complaint that there are "too many dish washers in the kitchen".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g00nrr/ive_never_heard_the_complaint_that_there_are_too/ (shockema)
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Obese people go through a lot of effort to avoid saying they love food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g00mwp/obese_people_go_through_a_lot_of_effort_to_avoid/ (joevilla1369)
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A lesson in Narcos is that you can be more effective for the general wellbeing of society by selling drugs as opposed to being a politician

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g00lxy/a_lesson_in_narcos_is_that_you_can_be_more/ ([deleted])
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Plasma is created when the three other forms of matter have a threesome

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g00lna/plasma_is_created_when_the_three_other_forms_of/ (Lights-On-Bitch)
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When autonomous cars become standard, speedbumps wil be irrelevant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g00kbt/when_autonomous_cars_become_standard_speedbumps/ (Dr-PHYLL)
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When autonomous cars become standard, speedbumps wil be irrelevant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g00k3l/when_autonomous_cars_become_standard_speedbumps/ (Dr-PHYLL)
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Lockeddown people are getting bored with the Internet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g00jb0/lockeddown_people_are_getting_bored_with_the/ (David_Diron)
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The only videos that aren't always recorded are video games

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g00ir1/the_only_videos_that_arent_always_recorded_are/ (S0m30n33l53)
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an ideal world won’t have the concept of an ideal world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g00ig7/an_ideal_world_wont_have_the_concept_of_an_ideal/ (mumford_hoppus)
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remember last month when we were 10 years younger

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g00i66/remember_last_month_when_we_were_10_years_younger/ (heavysafley)
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The battle for monotheistic supremacy is the biggest oxymoron

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g00guk/the_battle_for_monotheistic_supremacy_is_the/ (snuzet)
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Tarzan spent his whole life in the jungle. His English is pretty good though.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g00c9p/tarzan_spent_his_whole_life_in_the_jungle_his/ (karma-enigma)
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The Easter story was probably the first in the whole "die twice" genre.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g009pt/the_easter_story_was_probably_the_first_in_the/ (Hard_We_Know)
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Most people over 70 are orphans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g007wh/most_people_over_70_are_orphans/ ([deleted])
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It takes money (stealing) to make money (counterfeiting) is an example of 2 negatives making a positive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g006mu/it_takes_money_stealing_to_make_money/ (ibjixx1)
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Instead of convoluted schemes, supervillains could have just eat bats.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g006e4/instead_of_convoluted_schemes_supervillains_could/ ([deleted])
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There's probably going to be a baby boom early next year, but only for couples that don't already have kids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g004ti/theres_probably_going_to_be_a_baby_boom_early/ (LonePaladin)
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Putting bigger pockets on women’s pants is a big financial opportunity that no company seems to take

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g004hf/putting_bigger_pockets_on_womens_pants_is_a_big/ ([deleted])
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It is very rare to see a woman car mechanic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g0040e/it_is_very_rare_to_see_a_woman_car_mechanic/ (stojkestojke)
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Car factories are actually transformer slaughterhouses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g003y6/car_factories_are_actually_transformer/ (MaxwellIsSmall)
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Horoscope and astrology apps are probably just data mining in order to deliver "accurate" predictions/advice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/g00113/horoscope_and_astrology_apps_are_probably_just/ ([deleted])
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We all are wired to technology as if tomorrow is not guaranteed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzzzof/we_all_are_wired_to_technology_as_if_tomorrow_is/ (elcoco_93)
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People living in the same house barely talk about the fact that they will bury each other at some point

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzzzce/people_living_in_the_same_house_barely_talk_about/ (JellyGrimm)
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The only reason so many people look alike in high pop areas is because of inadvertent inbreeding for generations

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzzz4k/the_only_reason_so_many_people_look_alike_in_high/ (LukeyCharmss)
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3 star reviews are way more helpful than any other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzzy2r/3_star_reviews_are_way_more_helpful_than_any_other/ (proximodorkus)
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Our generation will be the only one where elderly people are commonly known for not being good with tech

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzzxfi/our_generation_will_be_the_only_one_where_elderly/ (arcanefirefrost)
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It was probably very awkward during the first Olympics because everybody was setting world record then most likely beating them round after round.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzzx3u/it_was_probably_very_awkward_during_the_first/ (Alexl14)
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Nothing hurts more then being unloved by your puppy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzzvb2/nothing_hurts_more_then_being_unloved_by_your/ (freetobeme2020)
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Zoom meetings are only 40 minutes to make data mining easier.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzzuy0/zoom_meetings_are_only_40_minutes_to_make_data/ (b3cx)
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Easter is a mainly western holiday

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzzt0z/easter_is_a_mainly_western_holiday/ (SeNoR_LoCo_PoCo)
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R/happycryingdads has the effect of making more happycryingdads.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzzsgw/rhappycryingdads_has_the_effect_of_making_more/ (ponchojukebox)
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Most amazing thoughts occur when one is not thinking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzzs6g/most_amazing_thoughts_occur_when_one_is_not/ (Yay_for_Pickles)
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You probably haven’t noticed, but we made sound transfer (exactly how we want) though thin air.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzzs0a/you_probably_havent_noticed_but_we_made_sound/ (KubabHelped)
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Since our buttholes can't talk, they're all dumbasses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzzrse/since_our_buttholes_cant_talk_theyre_all_dumbasses/ (Snootlebootlet)
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Your alarm clock is the openning sequence of your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzzrmv/your_alarm_clock_is_the_openning_sequence_of_your/ (MattTactus24)
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Most people have never physically touched the middle of a highway

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzzr07/most_people_have_never_physically_touched_the/ (Cheeseburger-Sex)
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Coins cost more to make, but are valued lower than paper bills, which costs less to make.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzzqj9/coins_cost_more_to_make_but_are_valued_lower_than/ (Paradis168)
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Flamethrower and Firehose are not homonyms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzzp0h/flamethrower_and_firehose_are_not_homonyms/ ([deleted])
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if imgur ever gets shut down, there will be millions of posts that no one will understand the context to

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzznvs/if_imgur_ever_gets_shut_down_there_will_be/ (stray-davi)
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True safety is byproduct of vigilance. In these uncertain times, authorities telling us to “stay safe” is a scare tactic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzzmq2/true_safety_is_byproduct_of_vigilance_in_these/ (bauerboo86)
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Vampires have only one skin color even if they try to get a tan

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzzlj8/vampires_have_only_one_skin_color_even_if_they/ (ItzYaBoiAtlas)
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Birthmarks are scars from your old life and how you died. If you don't have one, you died of natural causes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzzkxc/birthmarks_are_scars_from_your_old_life_and_how/ (idkbastacuteako)
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All those single, shrink-wrapped pieces of produce from Whole Foods don't seem like such a bad idea anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzzjht/all_those_single_shrinkwrapped_pieces_of_produce/ (DefendtheStarLeague)
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A lot of trust is going into 3M masks even after their Combat Earplug lawsuits.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzzjf4/a_lot_of_trust_is_going_into_3m_masks_even_after/ (Mash404)
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Every art tutorial out there is a love child of every other art tutorial the person making it has ever seen and used.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzziai/every_art_tutorial_out_there_is_a_love_child_of/ (ComicCat-Laz)
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So heres an idea, adult Gushers...filled with wine

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzzgy3/so_heres_an_idea_adult_gushersfilled_with_wine/ (oddjaqx)
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Dream girls are better than the real thing because they haunt your imagination instead of your wallet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzzg03/dream_girls_are_better_than_the_real_thing/ ([deleted])
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Envy disappears when we learn t be grateful for the privilege of being ourselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzzf6r/envy_disappears_when_we_learn_t_be_grateful_for/ (SnippyFangirl)
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‌‌Would b‌‌e c‌‌ool t‌‌o c‌‌apture o‌‌ur t‌‌houghts t‌‌o r‌‌eplay t‌‌hem l‌‌ater o‌‌n. T‌‌aking n‌‌otes i‌‌s j‌‌ust l‌‌ike s‌‌kipping 9‌‌9% o‌‌f i‌‌t

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzzdyp/would_be_cool_to_capture_our_thoughts_to_replay/ (vpetrychuk)
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Fishermen have probably found thousands of unidentified marine species through accidental bycatch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzzd3c/fishermen_have_probably_found_thousands_of/ (NigelWithCheese)
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Anything is easy to steal from a baby, not just candy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzzcum/anything_is_easy_to_steal_from_a_baby_not_just/ (david0429)
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In Wall-E, there are no animals are seen in the Axiom(the space ship), since the people on the ship drink liquid instead of any solid food. Maybe the dead people is grinded and processed to feed the other living people and repeat when they die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzzc90/in_walle_there_are_no_animals_are_seen_in_the/ (ParksonPhuc)
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Deadpan humor is a good way to practice to become a better liar.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzzc1w/deadpan_humor_is_a_good_way_to_practice_to_become/ (Dr_Tormentas)
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If water is a chemical, super soakers are chemical weapons

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzzb99/if_water_is_a_chemical_super_soakers_are_chemical/ (Disastrousopinion124)
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Ozone is an oxide of oxygen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzzaii/ozone_is_an_oxide_of_oxygen/ (antisocialduckling)
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Dogs must feel so betrayed when they are told to sit whilst humans eat and the cats roam around freely

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzza8y/dogs_must_feel_so_betrayed_when_they_are_told_to/ (TruthSeekingEye)
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The 'being in class completely naked' nightmare has turned into a reality for students.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzz9eq/the_being_in_class_completely_naked_nightmare_has/ (filthy-fuckin-casual)
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The word short is longer than the word long.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzz7kc/the_word_short_is_longer_than_the_word_long/ (Rulerofgalaxies45)
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A lot of things go right throughout the day. But it's the things that go wrong that we remember.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzz717/a_lot_of_things_go_right_throughout_the_day_but/ (karma-enigma)
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Older cat generations will talk about how they used to play with wired earphones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzz5gr/older_cat_generations_will_talk_about_how_they/ (drfreak101)
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Given how much of the light spectrum we cannot see, humans as a species are likely to be very much color blind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzz4vg/given_how_much_of_the_light_spectrum_we_cannot/ (Nicholas-Pressey)
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Self control is your brain trying to restrain itself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzz4rt/self_control_is_your_brain_trying_to_restrain/ (Lights-On-Bitch)
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Supervillains must have a lot of budgetary overhead, no wonder their so stressed out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzz3zg/supervillains_must_have_a_lot_of_budgetary/ ([deleted])
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It is far more common to hear people talking about scratches on a smartphone screen, a few hundred dollar device that is easily replaceable, than scars on your body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzz1lr/it_is_far_more_common_to_hear_people_talking/ (StormOfTheVoid)
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You can’t have burnt water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzz1hi/you_cant_have_burnt_water/ (n00bi3s)
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C hristianity is the worlds biggest bookclub

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzyz4p/c_hristianity_is_the_worlds_biggest_bookclub/ (HitlersSideChick)
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If your birthday is around November 14th then there is a high chance you were a mistake.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzyxra/if_your_birthday_is_around_november_14th_then/ ([deleted])
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It might be possible that with the right wind, there's a phenomenon of leaves decomposing in the atmosphere without ever touching the ground, and with no evidence left nobody would know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzywza/it_might_be_possible_that_with_the_right_wind/ (XarH)
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We'll never be able to know the real worth of something/someone without ever loosing it/them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzywz1/well_never_be_able_to_know_the_real_worth_of/ (jellycustard671)
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For former colonies, the IELTS are a test of how well you were colonized.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzywyd/for_former_colonies_the_ielts_are_a_test_of_how/ (deluby0)
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We wake up every morning of our lives, but it never gets easier.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzyvyt/we_wake_up_every_morning_of_our_lives_but_it/ (jstrell21)
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Up and down have opposite meanings, but to be “up for” something and to be “down for” something is the same thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzyvt6/up_and_down_have_opposite_meanings_but_to_be_up/ (pilledsweatshirt)
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Star Wars is set in the future, and the narrator is even further into the future in some galaxy far away

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzyusi/star_wars_is_set_in_the_future_and_the_narrator/ ([deleted])
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You scroll down on your phone by sliding your finger up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzyufl/you_scroll_down_on_your_phone_by_sliding_your/ (AceHigh7)
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A pot pie turned inside out looks like something you just threw up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzyucv/a_pot_pie_turned_inside_out_looks_like_something/ (Rick--Diculous)
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If you have ever partaken in an Easter egg hunt on your property, then you know one day you will slowly find those weathered plastic egg shells that none of the kids found.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzyuam/if_you_have_ever_partaken_in_an_easter_egg_hunt/ ([deleted])
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Bubble buddy totally killed that surfer dude.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzyt69/bubble_buddy_totally_killed_that_surfer_dude/ (Dinnydevito)
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Think about how much money Microsoft has made from all the Gamertag changes because people join gaming communities

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzyt2u/think_about_how_much_money_microsoft_has_made/ ([deleted])
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If Transformers came here they would assume we killed their species and drive around in the corpses of their fallen kin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzysi9/if_transformers_came_here_they_would_assume_we/ ([deleted])
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Even though there are colors that humans can’t see, we can see every color known to mankind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzyres/even_though_there_are_colors_that_humans_cant_see/ (thiswaskindofsh_tty)
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There are more regular humans that know the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise than there are Jedi and Sith combined.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzyp6v/there_are_more_regular_humans_that_know_the/ (WaistDeepCat)
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The longer you live, the less people care when you die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzyo2g/the_longer_you_live_the_less_people_care_when_you/ ([deleted])
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Our calander Spells JASON

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzymx1/our_calander_spells_jason/ (Gobletofjam11)
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A sex-ed teacher is probably anal about sex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzyjzc/a_sexed_teacher_is_probably_anal_about_sex/ (RedditEffigy)
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All the house cats of the world have no clue why their humans have been around so much and acting strange.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzyhjr/all_the_house_cats_of_the_world_have_no_clue_why/ (TheApathyParty2)
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It's easier to pick out the face of a friend from a crowd than it is your own.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzyh8b/its_easier_to_pick_out_the_face_of_a_friend_from/ ([deleted])
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Gay people rely on straight people to make more gay people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzyf8g/gay_people_rely_on_straight_people_to_make_more/ (Jerome13579)
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If the post office closes, forever stamps are forever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzydsv/if_the_post_office_closes_forever_stamps_are/ ([deleted])
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In the Pokémon world, humans are the most powerful Pokémon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzyd2v/in_the_pokémon_world_humans_are_the_most_powerful/ (itelldarkjokes)
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The average person dies a little more than once in a lifetime

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzyamb/the_average_person_dies_a_little_more_than_once/ (flyeaglesfly119)
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Eventually, we will run out of dinosaur fossils.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzy9wm/eventually_we_will_run_out_of_dinosaur_fossils/ (Purpzie)
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If you travelled the amount of light years away of your age instantly, you could literally look back and watch your life all over again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzy9g5/if_you_travelled_the_amount_of_light_years_away/ (DYLCWS)
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Curvy woman wakes from a coma and thinks #flattenthecurve is about body shape.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzy8v1/curvy_woman_wakes_from_a_coma_and_thinks/ (barcode1555)
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We are all sadder than normal and all happier than normal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzy8ro/we_are_all_sadder_than_normal_and_all_happier/ (snowmexicanx)
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Dogs don't know what the moon is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzy8md/dogs_dont_know_what_the_moon_is/ (Pendraggin)
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Life is mostly Plan B...or C

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzy84p/life_is_mostly_plan_bor_c/ (anoelr1963)
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You don’t want you heart to sync to speedcore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzy7ac/you_dont_want_you_heart_to_sync_to_speedcore/ (livingbleach)
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RIP to all the abandoned office plants.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzy6yx/rip_to_all_the_abandoned_office_plants/ (kimchi999)
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Origin of Aladdin and his lamp

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzy5yo/origin_of_aladdin_and_his_lamp/ (fishbrine)
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When playing an MMORPG you expect to be an epic adventurer, when in reality you're a glorified postman.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzy53r/when_playing_an_mmorpg_you_expect_to_be_an_epic/ (Chilli-byte-)
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Not saying anything but boris did just come back from 50% chance of dying on easter Sunday

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzy4fb/not_saying_anything_but_boris_did_just_come_back/ (thatguybruv)
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The richest homeless person probably has more money than any of us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzy29h/the_richest_homeless_person_probably_has_more/ (YellowB)
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Each and every decision we make could change the person who the child we reproduce will be.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzy1yp/each_and_every_decision_we_make_could_change_the/ (mtprnce)
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Most apes can read

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzxztl/most_apes_can_read/ (AxialGem)
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The washing machine is an anti-gravity ride for your clothes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzxz22/the_washing_machine_is_an_antigravity_ride_for/ (isaman911)
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The fork was most likely invented by a Roman that wanted to continue to stab things even when they weren't on the battlefield.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzxyzu/the_fork_was_most_likely_invented_by_a_roman_that/ (Chilli-byte-)
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Songs are so powerful they can change your personality.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzxyr6/songs_are_so_powerful_they_can_change_your/ (Gobletofjam11)
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The ability to read someone’s eyes has never been more valuable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzxyln/the_ability_to_read_someones_eyes_has_never_been/ (megagood)
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If all women refused to shave their vaginas, the people who “refuse” to be with a hairy woman would soon change their tune.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzxy3w/if_all_women_refused_to_shave_their_vaginas_the/ (T3VSS223)
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Old and busted: bikini tan lines. New hotness: face mask tan lines .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzxxgy/old_and_busted_bikini_tan_lines_new_hotness_face/ (shamwowj)
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Sucking and blowing have opposite meanings ordinarily, but are synonymous when used sexually.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzxvil/sucking_and_blowing_have_opposite_meanings/ (HedgeappleGreen)
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It's ironic the military is promoting ads with most of us needing some medication or another.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzxuxh/its_ironic_the_military_is_promoting_ads_with/ (SDR_Bug)
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Because of development and popularity of smartphone cameras, regular camera flashes are completely gone from the crowds of a major sporting events, concert etc.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzxtc0/because_of_development_and_popularity_of/ (not_batman_at_all_)
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Vision, hearing, tasting and feelings are all just thoughts, when it comes down to it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzxswt/vision_hearing_tasting_and_feelings_are_all_just/ (BirdGauss)
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Two years of everyone's life is longer than the age of the universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzxs5j/two_years_of_everyones_life_is_longer_than_the/ (-Harboringonalament-)
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Like Good food, good people are made with love.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzxrpo/like_good_food_good_people_are_made_with_love/ (HeliosHeliodes)
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Cellos are standing violins and violins are neck cellos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzxrgg/cellos_are_standing_violins_and_violins_are_neck/ (Val_Zero)
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A trail cam is a nanny cam for nature

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzxrdl/a_trail_cam_is_a_nanny_cam_for_nature/ (Gnomeemon)
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The idea of a man-sized rabbit sneaking into your house at the dead of night is honestly quite terrifying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzxr78/the_idea_of_a_mansized_rabbit_sneaking_into_your/ (rlongy)
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If you were invisible, you'd never be able to really shut your eyes ever again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzxr33/if_you_were_invisible_youd_never_be_able_to/ (DvNT_Exile)
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Capitalism was supposed to be a minigame, not the only path to character progression.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzxqu5/capitalism_was_supposed_to_be_a_minigame_not_the/ (sexkarate)
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when we talk to ourselves, we change the subject so as not to upset ourselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzxql9/when_we_talk_to_ourselves_we_change_the_subject/ (3ree3ra)
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Bumping into something with your funny bone is certainly not funny.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzxpq2/bumping_into_something_with_your_funny_bone_is/ (peepee-jesse)
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Toothpaste commercial are full of lies. Nobody uses that amount of toothpaste that they show. 9 outta 10 dentist don't recommend that product and completely white teeth cannot be achieved by brushing with toothpaste alone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzxnsj/toothpaste_commercial_are_full_of_lies_nobody/ (Dankie001)
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We punish weeds for being well evolved plants that can adapt and grow almost anywhere

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzxns7/we_punish_weeds_for_being_well_evolved_plants/ (MrGarf)
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If you are the oldest, or only, sibling in your family, there are good odds that you have participated in an egg hunt alone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzxkz9/if_you_are_the_oldest_or_only_sibling_in_your/ (The_Moon_Slayer)
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Dead people who got plastic surgery take century’s longer to decompose compared to regular people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzxkw7/dead_people_who_got_plastic_surgery_take_centurys/ (A1if)
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Throwing eggs of the fire truck at Easter would not be as socially acceptable as Santa tossing candy canes at Christmas.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzxjqy/throwing_eggs_of_the_fire_truck_at_easter_would/ ([deleted])
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People with hand fetishes must love origami videos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzxjn6/people_with_hand_fetishes_must_love_origami_videos/ (bug_licker)
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Interplanetary colonization will make getting a world record much less impressive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzxjml/interplanetary_colonization_will_make_getting_a/ (Prace_Ace)
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That feeling in elementary school when you didn't have to bring your backpack on the last day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzxgr3/that_feeling_in_elementary_school_when_you_didnt/ (AvidDerp)
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We keep saying that flying cars still haven't been invented, but we have something much more awesome: the internet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzxfyt/we_keep_saying_that_flying_cars_still_havent_been/ (UchihaRecker)
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Queen Elizabeth II could just be the only one to have completed the game and unlocked the cheats.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzxer4/queen_elizabeth_ii_could_just_be_the_only_one_to/ (loopylazy77)
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If caffeine is a drug, then coffee lovers are drug addicts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzxctb/if_caffeine_is_a_drug_then_coffee_lovers_are_drug/ (Ass-Kickin_Chicken)
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People act like eating ass is a new, gross act millennials do but ask your parents if they’ve ever tossed a salad at Easter dinner and everyone will lose their mind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzxcs2/people_act_like_eating_ass_is_a_new_gross_act/ (owdipus)
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Oral hygiene is probably one of the most important "self-care" practices that no one talks about.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzxcc4/oral_hygiene_is_probably_one_of_the_most/ (Took4ever)
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The ticks leader must be like "there is nothing to worry about, folks. People are going to get out of their homes any minute soon"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzxc3s/the_ticks_leader_must_be_like_there_is_nothing_to/ (vpetrychuk)
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People who believe in conspiracy theories are more gullible than the people they yell at for being gullible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzxbpf/people_who_believe_in_conspiracy_theories_are/ (Kookybean)
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Adults are making up stories like the tooth fairy and Santa Claus so that kids believe the world is a happier place than it actually is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzxb5m/adults_are_making_up_stories_like_the_tooth_fairy/ (dessya)
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Kids are so used to their feet leaving the ground from getting picked up, no wonder they always want to be held.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzxayb/kids_are_so_used_to_their_feet_leaving_the_ground/ (SDR_Bug)
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Parents are weird beings, they want their offspring to be smart in life and do better than them,but also they they don’t want them to get smart enough to beat them in an argument

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzx8pk/parents_are_weird_beings_they_want_their/ (legallytaken)
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Normal people talk to themselves in one on one conversation, people with schizophrenia hold staff meetings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzx6r3/normal_people_talk_to_themselves_in_one_on_one/ (SirMalcolmK)
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Without modern firefighting, large wildfires in the Middle Ages and earlier must have been exponentially more destructive and terrifying for early civilizations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzx454/without_modern_firefighting_large_wildfires_in/ (Sergeant-CornNuts)
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You can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzx437/you_cant_spell_advertisements_without_semen/ ([deleted])
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All electronics like street lights and TVs in video games use real electricity to operate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzx36z/all_electronics_like_street_lights_and_tvs_in/ ([deleted])
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Covering your face in public to try and hide from someone just makes you stand out even more.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzx1r1/covering_your_face_in_public_to_try_and_hide_from/ (SirMalcolmK)
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Everyone is going to soon be on the same hair cut cycle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzx1ks/everyone_is_going_to_soon_be_on_the_same_hair_cut/ (boat_magic)
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6 without "S" is 9

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzx1if/6_without_s_is_9/ (lordbned)
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A generational gap exists between people who know what Dial Tone is, and those that never will

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzx14n/a_generational_gap_exists_between_people_who_know/ (per08)
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We dream because our brains get bored while we sleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzx0ji/we_dream_because_our_brains_get_bored_while_we/ ([deleted])
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When we sleep our brains create simulations it itself doesn't understand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzwyvk/when_we_sleep_our_brains_create_simulations_it/ (lilnochy)
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Maturity is realizing that no human being is ever more important than your sleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzwwrq/maturity_is_realizing_that_no_human_being_is_ever/ (Gardinum)
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Birdbox misinformed us all, the mask goes over your nose and mouth, not your eyes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzwwkl/birdbox_misinformed_us_all_the_mask_goes_over/ (fifa71086)
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Bosten Dynamics knows humans really well because the first thing they teach their robots is to stay upright when a person try’s to kick it over.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzwvtq/bosten_dynamics_knows_humans_really_well_because/ (samir2525)
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The Lorax book preached the importance of trees, while being made from them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzwvjl/the_lorax_book_preached_the_importance_of_trees/ (nunzio-puzo)
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The amount of water on earth stayed the same for billions of years until the first object was shot into space.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzwu32/the_amount_of_water_on_earth_stayed_the_same_for/ (qaarkk)
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When options are plenty, choice becomes a burden

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzwtsc/when_options_are_plenty_choice_becomes_a_burden/ (Donimation73)
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Humans are the most noisy creatures on earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzwtrd/humans_are_the_most_noisy_creatures_on_earth/ (hybridsleep)
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SIX without S is 9

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzwswv/six_without_s_is_9/ (Ak171)
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Younger people don't understand the reason why adults handle a freshly popped light bulb as if it had just been cooked in an oven

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzwsfs/younger_people_dont_understand_the_reason_why/ (per08)
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Santa is probably one of the most popular costumes, but rarely worn on Halloween.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzwqkx/santa_is_probably_one_of_the_most_popular/ (fidesachates)
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There aren't a lot of popular Easter movies for how prominent the holiday is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzwqjn/there_arent_a_lot_of_popular_easter_movies_for/ (6K6L)
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Chickens are the only animal that can naturally produce a unit of measurement.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzwq19/chickens_are_the_only_animal_that_can_naturally/ ([deleted])
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Most common knowledge isn’t learned, your just expected to already know it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzwp8i/most_common_knowledge_isnt_learned_your_just/ ([deleted])
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We have seen the last of bowls of nuts at the pub

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzwkgl/we_have_seen_the_last_of_bowls_of_nuts_at_the_pub/ ([deleted])
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Sans is both the most popular and least popular font.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzwjc3/sans_is_both_the_most_popular_and_least_popular/ (ImAmOnesie)
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If enough people move to the middle of nowhere, it turns into somewhere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzwiqg/if_enough_people_move_to_the_middle_of_nowhere_it/ (JoeFas)
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Lego people live in houses made of their own flesh

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzwihg/lego_people_live_in_houses_made_of_their_own_flesh/ ([deleted])
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If C3PO's arms weren't so restricted, he would know 6 million and 1 forms of communication.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzwiel/if_c3pos_arms_werent_so_restricted_he_would_know/ (Rick--Diculous)
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When flowers are blooming it's just them having a human orgasm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzwf8t/when_flowers_are_blooming_its_just_them_having_a/ (DUBSWAG02)
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Singing with instrumentals is a voice concerto

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzwd4h/singing_with_instrumentals_is_a_voice_concerto/ (marie_deauxnim)
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Having discovered milk, someone sure did weird things to a cow

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzwd1y/having_discovered_milk_someone_sure_did_weird/ (FkHarlequin-)
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People who are missing an arm can potentially spoon with their S/O as long as they want.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzwcsm/people_who_are_missing_an_arm_can_potentially/ (HartiniMenry)
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Hairy people are fluffy humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzwcfn/hairy_people_are_fluffy_humans/ (x7rrag)
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They call it the "circle of life" because it has no point

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzwaot/they_call_it_the_circle_of_life_because_it_has_no/ (Adventurous_Guy)
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Nobody ever talks about how we can picture the facial expression we are making.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzwany/nobody_ever_talks_about_how_we_can_picture_the/ (nasytasy)
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A gif is the silent film of our era

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzw9vq/a_gif_is_the_silent_film_of_our_era/ (PsychoNerd91)
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It's called the "Circle of Life" because it has no point

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzw9jg/its_called_the_circle_of_life_because_it_has_no/ (Adventurous_Guy)
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The idea that if you masturbate too much and you’ll go blind isn’t about eyesight it’s about how it’ll make you view the world when you do it too much

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzw9go/the_idea_that_if_you_masturbate_too_much_and/ (whammyyy)
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Thinking you are in the truman show is similar to thinking the whole world revolves around you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzw90s/thinking_you_are_in_the_truman_show_is_similar_to/ (Yeet91145)
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Many people just aren’t smart enough to understand how dumb they are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzw8yb/many_people_just_arent_smart_enough_to_understand/ ([deleted])
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Being hated is way more memorable than being loved.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzw8vu/being_hated_is_way_more_memorable_than_being_loved/ (thor-storm)
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Thinking is glorified talking to one's self.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzw8cl/thinking_is_glorified_talking_to_ones_self/ (Johnthebabayagawick)
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Incognito mode was probably dreamt up by a 13 year old who was caught looking at porn and became a programmer just to implement a way to prevent that from happening in the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzw830/incognito_mode_was_probably_dreamt_up_by_a_13/ (KennethPowersIII)
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Plants are probably the only living thing that smells good when killed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzw7fb/plants_are_probably_the_only_living_thing_that/ (MinerElliot65)
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Many people just aren’t smart enough to realize how dumb they are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzw619/many_people_just_arent_smart_enough_to_realize/ ([deleted])
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with each day that passes the probability of your death is more likely

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzw5jx/with_each_day_that_passes_the_probability_of_your/ ([deleted])
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Filmmakers must really hold a grudge against the Golden Gate Bridge

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzw3kd/filmmakers_must_really_hold_a_grudge_against_the/ ([deleted])
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(Pre-Professor Hulk) Bruce Banner could not only easily disguise as an orc and settle in if he were to crossover to Warcraft Universe, but also he could unite the orcs and humans by becoming a magical ruler to both races who can turn into either at will, living a much better life than MCU.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzw269/preprofessor_hulk_bruce_banner_could_not_only/ (sinabey)
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87% of gym members don't know gyms are closed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzw0xh/87_of_gym_members_dont_know_gyms_are_closed/ (SentientToaster0909)
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Maybe the reason cats are always knocking things over is because they think they’re in an espace room and they’re looking for clues.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzw058/maybe_the_reason_cats_are_always_knocking_things/ (crew1991)
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If Dorian Gray had any sense for business he would’ve sold his own anti-ageing face cream

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzvyv3/if_dorian_gray_had_any_sense_for_business_he/ (JJam66)
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Pre-professor Bruce Banner / Hulk could not only easily disguise and settle in if he were to crossover to Warcraft Universe, but also he could bring the much needed human-orc truce and end the fight altogether.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzvx1e/preprofessor_bruce_banner_hulk_could_not_only/ ([deleted])
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Batman just got a lot scarier

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzvvt5/batman_just_got_a_lot_scarier/ (DayDfoto)
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You cannot zoom in Zoom

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzvvp1/you_cannot_zoom_in_zoom/ (CqsiNerd)
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People who make bad decisions often have to ignore the negative outcomes of their decisions which helps them make worse decisions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzvvcf/people_who_make_bad_decisions_often_have_to/ (T3hoofs)
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Animals that are covered in bright colours/patterns are usually dangerous. People are intimidated by other people with lots of tattoos because of a natural instinct.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzvrxi/animals_that_are_covered_in_bright/ ([deleted])
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In our dimension Deadpool is breaking the fourth wall but in his dimension he’s schizophrenic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzvrms/in_our_dimension_deadpool_is_breaking_the_fourth/ (bouncyknight123)
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99% positive reviews is more credible than 100% positive reviews.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzvrgd/99_positive_reviews_is_more_credible_than_100/ (Alex_jaymin)
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Dyslexics probably don't understand the fuss over the word ginger

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzvrcc/dyslexics_probably_dont_understand_the_fuss_over/ (ihavethebestmarriage)
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Wearing glasses is either going from 240p to 1080p,or going from 1080p to 240p.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzvofh/wearing_glasses_is_either_going_from_240p_to/ ([deleted])
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Plastic bags are the tumble weeds of cities

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzvir9/plastic_bags_are_the_tumble_weeds_of_cities/ (stomydoge7)
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You know most sport that involves a ball is simply a game of ball passing but with extra steps.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzvib1/you_know_most_sport_that_involves_a_ball_is/ (ZXCVBETA)
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Pokémon, Digimon, Gargoyles, The Simpsons, King of the Hill, X-Men, Batman, etc. 90s kids were really spoiled, having received some of the most incredible animated series ever made.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzvgha/pokémon_digimon_gargoyles_the_simpsons_king_of/ (roastedtoperfection)
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Everything in the world is easier said ,than done.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzvfi6/everything_in_the_world_is_easier_said_than_done/ (danepro)
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It's times like these that people appreciate everything they've took for granted. Even something as simple as a haircut.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzvfa9/its_times_like_these_that_people_appreciate/ (karma-enigma)
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Humans are smart enough to be able to destroy the planet, yet dumb enough to actually do it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzvem2/humans_are_smart_enough_to_be_able_to_destroy_the/ ([deleted])
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We’re not gonna have any new adverts for a while

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzvcp3/were_not_gonna_have_any_new_adverts_for_a_while/ (StoneSatsuma)
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If you want to know just how many back roads are in your down, ride with someone who had a suspended license.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzvb1o/if_you_want_to_know_just_how_many_back_roads_are/ (JoeFas)
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There is only one of number one but there is also only one of number two and three

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzv9vw/there_is_only_one_of_number_one_but_there_is_also/ (KevinRBeck)
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33.3 percent of the Jonas Brothers have diabetes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzv8a8/333_percent_of_the_jonas_brothers_have_diabetes/ (Stormageddon18)
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One feels like one, two feels like two but three feels like many.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzv7a8/one_feels_like_one_two_feels_like_two_but_three/ ([deleted])
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Somewhere in the world your optimal mate exists but the chances of meeting them are 1 in several billion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzv6xz/somewhere_in_the_world_your_optimal_mate_exists/ ([deleted])
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All rabbits are mammals apart from the Easter Bunny, which lays eggs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzv6dd/all_rabbits_are_mammals_apart_from_the_easter/ (_benbradley)
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Film directors and other people in the industry being creeps isn't surprising.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzv52n/film_directors_and_other_people_in_the_industry/ (PAT_The_Whale)
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Condoms save lives by not creating it in the first place

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzv44j/condoms_save_lives_by_not_creating_it_in_the/ (not9anymore)
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Some dude with a weird food craving just ruined millions of people's plans and lives for the next year+

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzv24y/some_dude_with_a_weird_food_craving_just_ruined/ (bigfeetsmallpp)
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Freezing is simply the process through which a substance changes from a liquid to a solid: Everyone’s already frozen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzv0zi/freezing_is_simply_the_process_through_which_a/ (IAmQuietFire)
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Susan Storm would've been a lot more popular if she got the elastic powers instead of Mr fantastic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzuyeg/susan_storm_wouldve_been_a_lot_more_popular_if/ (Dahwaann4U)
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The cheesy potato burrito at Taco Bell would blow Samwise Gamgee's mind

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzuy7m/the_cheesy_potato_burrito_at_taco_bell_would_blow/ (wonder-maker)
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on the plus side, at least the Easter Road Fatality count is down ...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzuvs7/on_the_plus_side_at_least_the_easter_road/ (feathersoft)
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No one has died of old age, only from of organ failure or something else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzurh7/no_one_has_died_of_old_age_only_from_of_organ/ (sneakylilbish198)
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When transformers die, you can just use their corpse as your regular car.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzuqig/when_transformers_die_you_can_just_use_their/ (idkiminsecure)
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When you mow the lawn, you're giving the earth a haircut

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzuq4c/when_you_mow_the_lawn_youre_giving_the_earth_a/ ([deleted])
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Someone out there could have inverted color vision and no one could know

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzuop5/someone_out_there_could_have_inverted_color/ (Froyo-In-A-Cup)
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The perceived depth of a pothole is inversely proportional to the age of your car.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzuo5o/the_perceived_depth_of_a_pothole_is_inversely/ (solohands)
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Dogs were selectively bred to artificially love humans. We have no way to tell if they actually love us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzuo0c/dogs_were_selectively_bred_to_artificially_love/ (Xynthexyz)
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The human mind is a vector where our conscious and subconscious thoughts and elements are elements in it and the characterization of the vector is determined by our negative or positive thinking, therfor giving it a direction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzunut/the_human_mind_is_a_vector_where_our_conscious/ (sassysalmnder)
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There are many things we won't be wasting our life on if we were a little more privileged

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzunnc/there_are_many_things_we_wont_be_wasting_our_life/ (bettershatter)
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Tamagotchi was the first “clicker” game.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzulj0/tamagotchi_was_the_first_clicker_game/ (8Gaston8)
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There's probably an uneven amount of eyes in the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzukgk/theres_probably_an_uneven_amount_of_eyes_in_the/ (Mochi_honey_)
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It's rare to find a fool who isn't confident

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzuhji/its_rare_to_find_a_fool_who_isnt_confident/ (j0hnk50)
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If everyone has told one story to their friends about a random person they saw once, there is a 63% chance that you are the subject in someone's story

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzucis/if_everyone_has_told_one_story_to_their_friends/ (swagerstront)
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If your average heart rate is 60bpm, you basically become a human timer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzubck/if_your_average_heart_rate_is_60bpm_you_basically/ (LVL2PASTAFARIAN)
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Some of the things we hate wouldn't be so bad if it were just consistent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzuau4/some_of_the_things_we_hate_wouldnt_be_so_bad_if/ ([deleted])
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In a number of generations, images found online could be seen as relics of the past, not far from how we view the things we see in museums.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzuaem/in_a_number_of_generations_images_found_online/ (Qulyuss)
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The Platypus is what happens if you put CGI from the film Cats on a duck

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzuae4/the_platypus_is_what_happens_if_you_put_cgi_from/ (prettyfly4aporkpie)
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Opium was traded for tea, and both were dumped away into harbors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzua37/opium_was_traded_for_tea_and_both_were_dumped/ (JustKidding456)
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The aim of golf is to play the least amount of golf

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzu8wx/the_aim_of_golf_is_to_play_the_least_amount_of/ (Luca715)
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If a criminal escaped jail on Halloween they would probably have a higher chance of not being spotted among other people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzu8pn/if_a_criminal_escaped_jail_on_halloween_they/ (_DragonBlade_)
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The stupidest movie detail is that cell phones beep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzu88h/the_stupidest_movie_detail_is_that_cell_phones/ (Brainix)
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Everyone alive will one day know what happens after death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzu7od/everyone_alive_will_one_day_know_what_happens/ (Kromage911)
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Nobody alive knows if they're immortal or not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzu4ju/nobody_alive_knows_if_theyre_immortal_or_not/ (Coruja456)
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If people could control their heartbeat, they would do heart stopping challenges

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzu1xc/if_people_could_control_their_heartbeat_they/ (minecach)
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Some people (like me) are at the point where sleeping is boring and there is nothing that isn't boring.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzu0ef/some_people_like_me_are_at_the_point_where/ (BlaZingWR3)
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Churches are fan clubs for an overpowered pacifist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fztzw9/churches_are_fan_clubs_for_an_overpowered_pacifist/ (Diespacito303)
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Power Ranger villains were pretty nice that they never released a Monster late at night or Super early in the morning when they were most likely asleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fztzvj/power_ranger_villains_were_pretty_nice_that_they/ (hmansloth)
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Ariel from the Little Mermaid can give birth to fish since she has her parents’ genes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fztzmo/ariel_from_the_little_mermaid_can_give_birth_to/ (habsreddit24)
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The thing you have licked the most in your life is likely your skeletal system

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fztyqf/the_thing_you_have_licked_the_most_in_your_life/ ([deleted])
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There’s no proof that you are seeing the same colours as others

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fztw9v/theres_no_proof_that_you_are_seeing_the_same/ (ACTIONIFY)
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You don’t know what having an orgasm feels like as the opposite sex

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fztvjk/you_dont_know_what_having_an_orgasm_feels_like_as/ (ACTIONIFY)
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We're all participants in the largest grounding in history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fztu5e/were_all_participants_in_the_largest_grounding_in/ (pewbird)
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The more powerful the nose, the higher the tolerance for shit smells.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzttk4/the_more_powerful_the_nose_the_higher_the/ (samwalton69)
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If you like Tiger King watch McMillions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzttg5/if_you_like_tiger_king_watch_mcmillions/ ([deleted])
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The opposite of a simp is a pimp

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fztsiu/the_opposite_of_a_simp_is_a_pimp/ (le_potato99)
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There is no word for 'cheap' in French.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fztqtg/there_is_no_word_for_cheap_in_french/ (b00stfr3ak)
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If you were to possess all of the knowledge in the universe, you’d know the answer to paradoxes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fztpsd/if_you_were_to_possess_all_of_the_knowledge_in/ (IncorrigiblyStankass)
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A rising tide kills those who do not have boats

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fztpqa/a_rising_tide_kills_those_who_do_not_have_boats/ (Nemonius)
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Members of r / conspiracy show clear signs of Schizophrenia.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fztp9v/members_of_r_conspiracy_show_clear_signs_of/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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If you have any siblings then your dad is a motherfucker

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fztnkm/if_you_have_any_siblings_then_your_dad_is_a/ (ACTIONIFY)
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An esthetician is the fast food of dermatology, dermatologists are the restaurants.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fztndh/an_esthetician_is_the_fast_food_of_dermatology/ (notachancey)
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You only notice how narrow your throat really is is after choking on rice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fztmfp/you_only_notice_how_narrow_your_throat_really_is/ (EmoHairIdiot)
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Elsa wrecks her nations economy and recovery in fits of pique

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fztk5j/elsa_wrecks_her_nations_economy_and_recovery_in/ (ZeeClone)
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Boris was visited by the ghost of the NHS past, present, and future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fztje2/boris_was_visited_by_the_ghost_of_the_nhs_past/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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We're all chasing internet-points that aren't real, to make us popular to people we don't know/care about.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fztidj/were_all_chasing_internetpoints_that_arent_real/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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lego sets as a child are preparing you to building flat pack furniture as an adult

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzthoz/lego_sets_as_a_child_are_preparing_you_to/ (bents50)
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Watching a foreign language superhero tv show or film with subtitles is what it would feel like to read a futuristic version of a comic book

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fztfkr/watching_a_foreign_language_superhero_tv_show_or/ (Ironandwine1988)
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Stringing up lights and decorations is getting in the holiday spirit, but spreading lamb's blood on your front door isn't.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fztdqm/stringing_up_lights_and_decorations_is_getting_in/ (JoeFas)
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We're always making conversation with ourselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fztcem/were_always_making_conversation_with_ourselves/ (Bfire8899)
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There’s people who go to see wax figures just to *touch* them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fztc89/theres_people_who_go_to_see_wax_figures_just_to/ (SideOfJay)
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To a giant we are small but to an ant we are some of the strongest beings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fztaoc/to_a_giant_we_are_small_but_to_an_ant_we_are_some/ (RedsInABox)
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Every digital picture is pixel art.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzt9qp/every_digital_picture_is_pixel_art/ (Sam-Porter-Bridges)
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If you're a descendant of Leo Africanus then your family has been African longer than Africa

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzt9fn/if_youre_a_descendant_of_leo_africanus_then_your/ ([deleted])
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The sewers of a city are sub-urban

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzt76s/the_sewers_of_a_city_are_suburban/ (stretchey)
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Teachers are all entry level employees

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzt6g4/teachers_are_all_entry_level_employees/ ([deleted])
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Voldemort to wizards is the same as getting hit in the balls for men

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzt2m1/voldemort_to_wizards_is_the_same_as_getting_hit/ (jasoneill23)
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We get crushes on people, yet we never crush them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzsyzq/we_get_crushes_on_people_yet_we_never_crush_them/ (Killadoe)
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Technically your brain has two different personalities, you and itself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzsrne/technically_your_brain_has_two_different/ (krisjanssen)
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You’re not afraid of being alone in the dark, you’re afraid of not being alone in the dark

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzsre5/youre_not_afraid_of_being_alone_in_the_dark_youre/ ([deleted])
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u/usenet_alias has delusions of adequacy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzsqge/uusenet_alias_has_delusions_of_adequacy/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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Single doors with handles on the left that open inwards don’t exist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzspns/single_doors_with_handles_on_the_left_that_open/ ([deleted])
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You will never lick your forehead

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzsphp/you_will_never_lick_your_forehead/ (ArchangelAsh)
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Disabled people can’t stand being in a wheelchair

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzso90/disabled_people_cant_stand_being_in_a_wheelchair/ (yaboishin)
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Neuroscience is literally the brain on a path of self discovery.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzsngi/neuroscience_is_literally_the_brain_on_a_path_of/ (jamieknee)
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Somewhere out there in space must be some intelligent species in an advanced civilization which reproduces entirely asexually.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzsltw/somewhere_out_there_in_space_must_be_some/ (3927729)
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Fires in video games run on electricity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzsj50/fires_in_video_games_run_on_electricity/ ([deleted])
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Holidays where midnight matters: Christmas, New Year’s, birthdays

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzshll/holidays_where_midnight_matters_christmas_new/ (saltpancake)
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If you have sex on Easter, you might be doing an egg hunt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzsh7q/if_you_have_sex_on_easter_you_might_be_doing_an/ (paulisbored_)
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The word "weird"s disobedience from the general English "I before E except after C" rule was probably done on purpose

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzsgl6/the_word_weirds_disobedience_from_the_general/ ([deleted])
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If dogs are smarter than a new born baby technically dogs are smarter than Humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzsff0/if_dogs_are_smarter_than_a_new_born_baby/ (reaper5309)
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Gravity gives us the illusion of its weakness, but we are forever trapped under its influence, and we cannot escape how so ever we try.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzsdt6/gravity_gives_us_the_illusion_of_its_weakness_but/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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Future journalists will need video, so they will have bobbles on their heads.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzsc77/future_journalists_will_need_video_so_they_will/ (Tombelaine)
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You never notice how heavy your head is until you try to lay it on your pet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzsazk/you_never_notice_how_heavy_your_head_is_until_you/ (Banana_SplitLU)
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Thicc is a shape, not a size

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzsaeo/thicc_is_a_shape_not_a_size/ (Ciocalatta)
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A pillow is still a pillow even without its cloth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzs84s/a_pillow_is_still_a_pillow_even_without_its_cloth/ (ModraCeresna)
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Cold beer is a relatively new thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzs7jl/cold_beer_is_a_relatively_new_thing/ (Mobeast1985)
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All those elderly people you saw as a young kid are dead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzs6es/all_those_elderly_people_you_saw_as_a_young_kid/ (meacs)
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Greenland has virtually no green in it also it’s flag is red and white

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzs61o/greenland_has_virtually_no_green_in_it_also_its/ (junothecat1)
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The perfect hand-wave is 50% Hello and 50% Go Away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzs3jw/the_perfect_handwave_is_50_hello_and_50_go_away/ (LumpusKrampus)
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Being famous is based on hoiw many people you don't know, know you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzs3g3/being_famous_is_based_on_hoiw_many_people_you/ (RawrzieOwO)
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We could be our parents' best or worst investment in life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzs3g1/we_could_be_our_parents_best_or_worst_investment/ (orangenignog)
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‪If humans bred all dog species from wolves, how long would it take to breed Malteses or Pomeranians back into wolves?‬

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzs1uz/if_humans_bred_all_dog_species_from_wolves_how/ (TheChosenPeeples)
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It must be really depressing for villains in cartoons to always be defeated by people way younger than them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzryux/it_must_be_really_depressing_for_villains_in/ (pockeloca)
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Life is series of choices.Even if you pick hoping for best you might hurt someone or yourself & regret it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzry73/life_is_series_of_choiceseven_if_you_pick_hoping/ ([deleted])
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During Winter in some places, your refrigerator is used to keep food warmer than the outside temperature.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzrv7c/during_winter_in_some_places_your_refrigerator_is/ (cr84)
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Jelly Bellys really make more bellies jelly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzruat/jelly_bellys_really_make_more_bellies_jelly/ (k23678)
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Space probes are physical proof that the old saying "what goes up must come down" isn't accurate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzrtkm/space_probes_are_physical_proof_that_the_old/ (ph00ki3_33)
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Water’s flavor is its temperature.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzrt8g/waters_flavor_is_its_temperature/ ([deleted])
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It is not humanly possible for any two humans to have the same (carbon copy) dream.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzrqsm/it_is_not_humanly_possible_for_any_two_humans_to/ (maclover74)
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A prophecy doesn't actually predict the future, they're just so vague that it's nearly impossible for them to be wrong

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzrqs8/a_prophecy_doesnt_actually_predict_the_future/ (BlueJr8)
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A lot of people would rather eat an attractive person over an unattractive person, which is weird because you probably couldn’t tell the difference between the meat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzrnw1/a_lot_of_people_would_rather_eat_an_attractive/ (Drasys)
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A lot of fences and gates are easy to climb over, but people percieve them to be mile high forcefields

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzrn1p/a_lot_of_fences_and_gates_are_easy_to_climb_over/ (Vinnye9)
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It's possible that two people could have had the exact same dream.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzrmt6/its_possible_that_two_people_could_have_had_the/ (billcage32)
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Famous singers probably sounded just as bad as everyone else when they first started singing high notes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzrmm5/famous_singers_probably_sounded_just_as_bad_as/ (dontovercommit)
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90% of these thoughts posted probably occur everywhere else but the shower.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzrhp8/90_of_these_thoughts_posted_probably_occur/ ([deleted])
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Spider Webs and Dream Catchers are similar in design, both have many holes but both capture exactly what is necessary.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzrhcp/spider_webs_and_dream_catchers_are_similar_in/ ([deleted])
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The Snickers hole isn’t working.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzrgd3/the_snickers_hole_isnt_working/ (chimchimcheerio)
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Each of your teeth likely had a different first meal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzrg89/each_of_your_teeth_likely_had_a_different_first/ ([deleted])
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The reason you see the milky way in videogames is also why nights are very bright and visible

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzrfm3/the_reason_you_see_the_milky_way_in_videogames_is/ (Wielher)
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The movie Up is actually about an old man whose onset of Alzheimer’s gets so bad that he is delusional and thinks that when they take away his house and put him in a rehab center they’re actually taking him to Paradise Falls.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzrfhq/the_movie_up_is_actually_about_an_old_man_whose/ (SB6P897)
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Talking at someone is different to talking to someone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzrfbi/talking_at_someone_is_different_to_talking_to/ (pikknz)
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If dinosaur toys are made from plastic, plastic is made from oil, oil is made from fossils, fossils are made from dinosaurs, dinosaur toys are dinosaurs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzrf9j/if_dinosaur_toys_are_made_from_plastic_plastic_is/ ([deleted])
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Humans hold the genetic high score.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzrdat/humans_hold_the_genetic_high_score/ (midnightflamex)
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All Rich people are Dicks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzrd57/all_rich_people_are_dicks/ (TBNRHarris)
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When we are rating something out of 10, we somehow think 7 as the average

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzrc7u/when_we_are_rating_something_out_of_10_we_somehow/ (strelldood)
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Teachers probably leave the mouse over the pause button because they want to piss off all the disrespectful students.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzrah9/teachers_probably_leave_the_mouse_over_the_pause/ (Spongebosch)
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A person is not truly famous until you can buy something related to them on eBay.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzr9uw/a_person_is_not_truly_famous_until_you_can_buy/ (mcdj)
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Leonard Cohen’s Hallelujah may be overplayed, but the original last verse is severely underused

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzr8eb/leonard_cohens_hallelujah_may_be_overplayed_but/ (MayorOfAniCity)
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You technically eat plant testicles when you eat fruits

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzr4om/you_technically_eat_plant_testicles_when_you_eat/ (Random_Rhapsody)
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Wearing a bandana on your face into a bank used to be suspicious

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzr35w/wearing_a_bandana_on_your_face_into_a_bank_used/ (mrslugo)
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When we hear an old familiar song, we tend to get nostalgic but we don’t know how the song artist feels about the song.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzqzi9/when_we_hear_an_old_familiar_song_we_tend_to_get/ (icamefromtheshadows)
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Prisons are zoo's for Humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzqzfq/prisons_are_zoos_for_humans/ (TyZak02)
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Nowadays, it’s the Outlaws who are not wearing masks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzqytv/nowadays_its_the_outlaws_who_are_not_wearing_masks/ (PatientDom)
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It's pretty strange that cartoon chickens on chicken restaurant logos look so happy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzqvui/its_pretty_strange_that_cartoon_chickens_on/ (wherethegoldat)
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Whenever a main character dies in a film, or a main character has to grieve for a dead loved one to some sad/dramatic music, the dead body is usually intact in good condition with a little bit of blood to suggest injuries. You don’t see a dead main character with half their body missing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzqtk0/whenever_a_main_character_dies_in_a_film_or_a/ (lifepsycho123)
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If you cut off only one finger of your hand you will always remove your middle finger

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzqrfg/if_you_cut_off_only_one_finger_of_your_hand_you/ (DenOnel)
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Naruto could have paid Neji to tell him what Kakashi's face looked like

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzqpyd/naruto_could_have_paid_neji_to_tell_him_what/ (psychord-alpha)
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The older you get, the more you appreciate a nice breeze.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzqok2/the_older_you_get_the_more_you_appreciate_a_nice/ (moomoo220618)
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GTA games have good radio music for a game lol

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzqnk5/gta_games_have_good_radio_music_for_a_game_lol/ (Cesar-from-LosSantos)
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Until you have a discussion if Avatar the last airbender counts as Anime, it both is, and is not Anime. It is Schrödinger's Anime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzqn4t/until_you_have_a_discussion_if_avatar_the_last/ (link11020)
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Since all matter was created in the big bang, and all matter is conserved, then everything and everyone is exactly the same age

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzqicv/since_all_matter_was_created_in_the_big_bang_and/ (NuNu017)
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A fox is a cat made of dog.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzqhed/a_fox_is_a_cat_made_of_dog/ (YeatilificTerrific)
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The straw that broke the camel's back is the final straw

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzqgw8/the_straw_that_broke_the_camels_back_is_the_final/ (AnalgebraIsMyFetish)
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Wearing your best clothes to a restaurant is a way to test how good you are at avoiding dropping food on them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzqgrc/wearing_your_best_clothes_to_a_restaurant_is_a/ (MoralGuardiansSuck)
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In the future, if we have life on other planets, Nationalism will cease to be a concept and Globalism will take its place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzqgop/in_the_future_if_we_have_life_on_other_planets/ (madcatter3)
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Life itself is pay 2 win.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzqfz1/life_itself_is_pay_2_win/ (Todosansy)
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If you ever want to be humbled, ask your brother how you look

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzqfbv/if_you_ever_want_to_be_humbled_ask_your_brother/ ([deleted])
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The lap is a body part that only exists in one position.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzqf6b/the_lap_is_a_body_part_that_only_exists_in_one/ (ToggleOften)
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Sports are one of the only jobs you can actually watch your parents do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzqeuh/sports_are_one_of_the_only_jobs_you_can_actually/ (HazardouzBird)
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Lil peep would still be alive if he did crack instead of xanax

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzqcv9/lil_peep_would_still_be_alive_if_he_did_crack/ (cool_minecraft_hax0r)
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when you buy the last of something in stock, it could be the last of that product ever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzqc4f/when_you_buy_the_last_of_something_in_stock_it/ (TheBros13)
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Kids are complaining about not being able to go to school after complaining about having to go to school.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzqbe8/kids_are_complaining_about_not_being_able_to_go/ (iamusuallyright102)
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Fortune tellers can be used as an easy way to put foreshadowing in a movie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzqapu/fortune_tellers_can_be_used_as_an_easy_way_to_put/ (jonzy779)
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You can’t scream loudly in your head

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzqa9g/you_cant_scream_loudly_in_your_head/ (TheWindWaker12)
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A ladder is a staircase in Y-axis

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzqa3u/a_ladder_is_a_staircase_in_yaxis/ ([deleted])
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Although it might be a little annoying, teachers could earn so much than they are paid if they could put ads on online classes like Zoom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzq78i/although_it_might_be_a_little_annoying_teachers/ (relaxedsweat)
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One match of all games exists within Calvinball

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzq757/one_match_of_all_games_exists_within_calvinball/ (clifftron)
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Fingerprints are our barcodes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzq6qx/fingerprints_are_our_barcodes/ (SoyUnFracaso)
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You cook bacon and bake cookies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzq4es/you_cook_bacon_and_bake_cookies/ (DaddyDuncDunc)
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There’s probably been an increase in sale of breath mints and attentiveness to oral hygiene lately.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzq3ha/theres_probably_been_an_increase_in_sale_of/ (grahamygraham)
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That first post-hibernation bear shit must be absolutely wretched.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzq2kk/that_first_posthibernation_bear_shit_must_be/ (guminhyeok)
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Humans writing the laws of the universe probably insult extraterrestrials

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzq16b/humans_writing_the_laws_of_the_universe_probably/ ([deleted])
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As you get older your birthday goes from a huge celebration to a mild inconvenience

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzq0mj/as_you_get_older_your_birthday_goes_from_a_huge/ (Struedolf)
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Super villains that have a lair in a volcano must have some serious air purification. Otherwise the sulfur dioxide and heat would just kill everyone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzpz98/super_villains_that_have_a_lair_in_a_volcano_must/ (magicone2571)
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If the Encyclopedia Brown series were written in the 21st century, he'd be known as Wikipedia Brown

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzpz2w/if_the_encyclopedia_brown_series_were_written_in/ (nhincompoop)
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The most successful serial killer ever is probably a truck driver that targets Dad’s going out for smokes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzpxmg/the_most_successful_serial_killer_ever_is/ (H_C_O_)
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The more vulgar the talk, the deeper the friendship.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzpuxw/the_more_vulgar_the_talk_the_deeper_the_friendship/ (Gardinum)
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With online education, everything is homework.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzpu21/with_online_education_everything_is_homework/ (HappyShudai)
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With all the billionaires it’s surprising none of them has built a new pyramid for their final resting place

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzpt9x/with_all_the_billionaires_its_surprising_none_of/ (porcupineapplepieces)
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Fans go to a concert expecting to hear old material, but go to a stand up expecting to hear new material.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzpt2d/fans_go_to_a_concert_expecting_to_hear_old/ (rainerng)
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There doesn’t seem to be a synonym for synonym

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzpqrb/there_doesnt_seem_to_be_a_synonym_for_synonym/ ([deleted])
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Human beings are not optimized for sustainable coexistence with nature, because our capacity for thinking as a species, ensured that knowledge will be acquired faster than wisdom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzpq0u/human_beings_are_not_optimized_for_sustainable/ (ENVIROheart)
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Depending on how you look at it, we’re all infinitely small and infinitely big

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzppxl/depending_on_how_you_look_at_it_were_all/ (scemoscoom)
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The degree of severity goes up with medical burns and down with murder charges.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzpoyc/the_degree_of_severity_goes_up_with_medical_burns/ (Jdt41)
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The word “synonym” doesn’t have a synonym.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzpofw/the_word_synonym_doesnt_have_a_synonym/ (iKan-)
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Salt might be consumed more responsibly if it could be more easily seen when placed on food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzpmx0/salt_might_be_consumed_more_responsibly_if_it/ (implacabilis)
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If being remembered is what keeps dead people in the afterlife alive, then people like Stalin and Mao Zedong will live forever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzpk6d/if_being_remembered_is_what_keeps_dead_people_in/ (TBrain5874)
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When you kill or remove spiders from your house you’re leaving more food for the spiders that are better at hiding like black widows and brown recluse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzpiv4/when_you_kill_or_remove_spiders_from_your_house/ ([deleted])
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When people go back far enough through their great great great great, etc grandparents, they eventually reach a relative who lived in the ocean and breathed with gills.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzphpf/when_people_go_back_far_enough_through_their/ (harlsey)
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You could still get a good grade if your dog ate your homework, if your homework was to make dog food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzpga6/you_could_still_get_a_good_grade_if_your_dog_ate/ (GhostsInTheForest)
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People used to be jealous of how house cats lived.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzpg8n/people_used_to_be_jealous_of_how_house_cats_lived/ (fomq)
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cell phones are simply a super multipurpose tool

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzpfeb/cell_phones_are_simply_a_super_multipurpose_tool/ (Korcarz)
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Our kids are gonna learn in history books about how we didn't go to school

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzpewm/our_kids_are_gonna_learn_in_history_books_about/ (somkkeshav555)
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private universities offering large scholarships is the same as when companies markup a product and then give a “discount”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzpduh/private_universities_offering_large_scholarships/ (xxcoolmanderxx)
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After the first noticeable damage to something, all new damage just become “character”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzpdrv/after_the_first_noticeable_damage_to_something/ (ChasingEmbers)
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Update is a portmanteau of "up-to-date"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzpdrj/update_is_a_portmanteau_of_uptodate/ (OverAster)
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Salmon roe and caviar are fish boba

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzpcis/salmon_roe_and_caviar_are_fish_boba/ (Jonkinch)
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M(r)s Garrison isn't gay. (S)he just REALLY wants to drive on the other side of the road, when on either side of it. That's it!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzp9vj/mrs_garrison_isnt_gay_she_just_really_wants_to/ (LightSaberBatman)
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The flash probably had to spend a fortune on food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzp9cs/the_flash_probably_had_to_spend_a_fortune_on_food/ (BotKraemer)
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Spinning in circles means you're vertically rolling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzp8r9/spinning_in_circles_means_youre_vertically_rolling/ (Oneguy4)
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The fact that killer whales (orca) eat seals is kinda like humans eating monkeys.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzp8dx/the_fact_that_killer_whales_orca_eat_seals_is/ (fliptobar)
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Easter is the only zombie holiday

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzp855/easter_is_the_only_zombie_holiday/ (moneybot13)
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Whenever an internet pop up gives you the option “later”, you are blatantly lying for get what you want.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzp5gp/whenever_an_internet_pop_up_gives_you_the_option/ (cam1169)
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A candle that is used frequently has a much shorter life expectancy than a human, but a candle that is never used will be around much longer after any human.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzp44t/a_candle_that_is_used_frequently_has_a_much/ (Deanothedino)
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Star trek porno the SEX generation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzp15d/star_trek_porno_the_sex_generation/ (DougFan2888)
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Romance novels prepare people for relationships the same way that porn prepares them for sex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzp0su/romance_novels_prepare_people_for_relationships/ (NotInterestingOrFun)
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The universe expands when neurons make a new connection.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzozn2/the_universe_expands_when_neurons_make_a_new/ (Captainmanic)
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They must've designed vinyl records to fit inside milk crates.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzoyex/they_mustve_designed_vinyl_records_to_fit_inside/ (akozadeh)
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Positive Evolution by natural selection for humans no longer exists because we reproduce long before most medical issues are diagnosed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzoxig/positive_evolution_by_natural_selection_for/ (dkabab)
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There will be so much employment if we let everyone who wants to die, die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzox76/there_will_be_so_much_employment_if_we_let/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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Appreciate your friends, because they didn't have to be. People don't have to be friends with each other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzouc0/appreciate_your_friends_because_they_didnt_have/ (rednepenthe)
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The size of the red dot you make on a napkin after eating flaming hot Cheetos is directly proportionate to the amount of pain your asshole is going to feel the next day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzou3e/the_size_of_the_red_dot_you_make_on_a_napkin/ (Cow_Bell)
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New Years Eve 999 must have been a hell of a party!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzotn0/new_years_eve_999_must_have_been_a_hell_of_a_party/ (ShibaHook)
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Considering there are an infinite amount of questions, we will never fully understand the universe and how it works.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzosc8/considering_there_are_an_infinite_amount_of/ (ApilotThatisRadom)
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The sun doesn't set; the Earth rolls

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzos22/the_sun_doesnt_set_the_earth_rolls/ (climbance)
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There is probably a poem in an old diary that has yet to have been discovered.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzorv7/there_is_probably_a_poem_in_an_old_diary_that_has/ (Deanothedino)
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Society is technically a cult in of itself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzoqko/society_is_technically_a_cult_in_of_itself/ (somkkeshav555)
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The generation before your parents hated their teenage kids too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzopss/the_generation_before_your_parents_hated_their/ (somkkeshav555)
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When you jerk off you clear both your heads

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzopjl/when_you_jerk_off_you_clear_both_your_heads/ (Jozif_Badmon)
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The place you’re inside the most is your head.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzoof4/the_place_youre_inside_the_most_is_your_head/ (don_mr_peach)
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The only flavor of puff is cheese

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzoo4t/the_only_flavor_of_puff_is_cheese/ ([deleted])
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" It's likely that... " sounds more likely than " It's not unlikely that... "

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzomyw/its_likely_that_sounds_more_likely_than_its_not/ (Stret1311)
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Since F1 cars are carbon fibre, a plastic toy F1 car is more authentic than a metal one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzomkd/since_f1_cars_are_carbon_fibre_a_plastic_toy_f1/ (Tiberius-the-Cuddler)
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We are created to become food for microbes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzolyg/we_are_created_to_become_food_for_microbes/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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Parrots could act as translators between ducks and humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzolt4/parrots_could_act_as_translators_between_ducks/ (Riffle-Chips)
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There are babies that were born because someone was really good at twerking...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzols9/there_are_babies_that_were_born_because_someone/ (joker1155)
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The build up in horror movies are usually scarier berfore you see the ghost/monster

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzolr8/the_build_up_in_horror_movies_are_usually_scarier/ (Mr_Flashbax85)
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Riot is getting free marketing from the key drops (Valorant)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzok3a/riot_is_getting_free_marketing_from_the_key_drops/ ([deleted])
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There is at least one frozen portion of Earth that will not be touched until the next MEE.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzoiup/there_is_at_least_one_frozen_portion_of_earth/ (Deanothedino)
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If Midas touched anything that is worth more than its weight in gold, it would drop in value

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzohyh/if_midas_touched_anything_that_is_worth_more_than/ (THEQUICKESTMARCUS)
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Tobacco Companies kill their best customers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzofvw/tobacco_companies_kill_their_best_customers/ (ThatGuyCid)
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If Xanax didn’t exist, there’s probably be a lot less face tats.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzof20/if_xanax_didnt_exist_theres_probably_be_a_lot/ ([deleted])
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On the plus side school shootings are way down

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzod4o/on_the_plus_side_school_shootings_are_way_down/ ([deleted])
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Ticketmaster can't bankrupt anybody with their fees for a while

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzod0n/ticketmaster_cant_bankrupt_anybody_with_their/ (word_diarrhea)
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Emperor palpatine is that one discord roleplayer with multiple accounts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzocgt/emperor_palpatine_is_that_one_discord_roleplayer/ (Ender_The_BOT)
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You can always tell when you have had 3-5 drinks when you start reaching for the dart.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzocan/you_can_always_tell_when_you_have_had_35_drinks/ (Deanothedino)
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Sometime in the future, the will be a LEGO City set with the number 69420

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzo9qr/sometime_in_the_future_the_will_be_a_lego_city/ (doctordocuments)
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Cynics are no more enlightened than optimists are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzo6z6/cynics_are_no_more_enlightened_than_optimists_are/ (Boba3964)
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Gravity is comically weak. Go on and raise your hand. You just resisted the gravitational pull of an entire planet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzo4xw/gravity_is_comically_weak_go_on_and_raise_your/ (HamilTrash2006)
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You know you're lonely af when you've started to develop crush on a pornstar

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzo4vj/you_know_youre_lonely_af_when_youve_started_to/ (theodore_bundy_)
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Catcalling is equally effective at attracting women and cats

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzo4sw/catcalling_is_equally_effective_at_attracting/ (bobthefish1236)
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The moon collects sunlight but never gets sunburned.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzo4k9/the_moon_collects_sunlight_but_never_gets/ (Gary_October)
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If someone’s always in your face, they can never have your back

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzo1dd/if_someones_always_in_your_face_they_can_never/ (bearssuperfan)
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Collecting unemployment is kinda like those games where you only earn half the money while you're not actively playing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzo0lj/collecting_unemployment_is_kinda_like_those_games/ (Cyrocharge)
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A civilization of highly precise robots would have no concept of "the bigger half".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fznzoz/a_civilization_of_highly_precise_robots_would/ (OftRepeated1136)
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in the lego movies the characters live in houses made from their own skin

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fznxur/in_the_lego_movies_the_characters_live_in_houses/ ([deleted])
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Despite both actions being common practices, anyone can tie their shoes with their eyes closed but no one can sneeze with their eyes open.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fznxqd/despite_both_actions_being_common_practices/ (generic-ghost-)
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Sleeping is actually tiring because you wake up more tired than when you went bed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fznx3t/sleeping_is_actually_tiring_because_you_wake_up/ (Cannelonni)
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Barbie has the world’s longest resume and doesn’t even have knees.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fznvvu/barbie_has_the_worlds_longest_resume_and_doesnt/ (SpicyTunaSushi)
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In Terminator 2, if the remaining g t800 part left for Cyberdyne Systems was a leg instead of an arm, it would seem a lot less cool.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzntvl/in_terminator_2_if_the_remaining_g_t800_part_left/ (1010101100111011)
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The amount of water on Earth is predetermined and we cannot create more no matter what we do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fznt0t/the_amount_of_water_on_earth_is_predetermined_and/ ([deleted])
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Due to not having a nose, Voldemort has an increased field of vision.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fznshh/due_to_not_having_a_nose_voldemort_has_an/ (patrickyin)
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The first caveman to draw on the wall must've thought he wad hotshit until the next caveman critiqued it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fznq80/the_first_caveman_to_draw_on_the_wall_mustve/ (MacSteele13)
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Your dreams are as only as good as your bed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fznpzr/your_dreams_are_as_only_as_good_as_your_bed/ (bread4eva)
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If Earth is a mother, then volcanoes are her nipples.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fznnf9/if_earth_is_a_mother_then_volcanoes_are_her/ (Calorie_Killer_G)
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If you lined up all the penises in the world it would reach the moon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fznn10/if_you_lined_up_all_the_penises_in_the_world_it/ ([deleted])
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If you lined up all the penises in the world it would reach the moon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fznmu9/if_you_lined_up_all_the_penises_in_the_world_it/ ([deleted])
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The majority of people will die with a 0 K.D meaning we are all casual gamers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fznkut/the_majority_of_people_will_die_with_a_0_kd/ (jamilDK)
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Insanity is the new sanity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fznklo/insanity_is_the_new_sanity/ (Spilledmychips)
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All who survive are given a second chance and will change for the better.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fznk5i/all_who_survive_are_given_a_second_chance_and/ ([deleted])
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The movie Ratatouille wouldn’t work if the main character, Alfredo Linguini was bald.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzni4q/the_movie_ratatouille_wouldnt_work_if_the_main/ (froyoboyz)
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There’s no way to know if someone really “died peacefully in their sleep”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fznhvu/theres_no_way_to_know_if_someone_really_died/ (Kobe_Wan_Jabroni)
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If you lined up all the penises in the world it would reach the moon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fznhsk/if_you_lined_up_all_the_penises_in_the_world_it/ (BophadeseNuts)
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If you walk a mile in someone’s shoes, they probably won’t want them back.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fznhpx/if_you_walk_a_mile_in_someones_shoes_they/ (Gary_October)
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Digging a hole big enough to drop a body in is a hell of a lot harder than it looks in the movies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fznhbq/digging_a_hole_big_enough_to_drop_a_body_in_is_a/ (wazurobi)
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Dreams need a multiplayer mode

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzneg5/dreams_need_a_multiplayer_mode/ (fallen-chair)
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silence can make you feel almost any emotion, it just depends on context.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzne6s/silence_can_make_you_feel_almost_any_emotion_it/ (-vanvidd-)
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What’s the point of making the bed if your just going to get back in it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzndoo/whats_the_point_of_making_the_bed_if_your_just/ (slickedjax)
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Being a police sketch artist must be a lot easier in a low-detail animated universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzn7yj/being_a_police_sketch_artist_must_be_a_lot_easier/ (Inaimad)
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If you bet against yourself, you always win one way or the other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzn7gt/if_you_bet_against_yourself_you_always_win_one/ (SoulFishin)
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Unmarried female cows are mistakes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzn5xb/unmarried_female_cows_are_mistakes/ (Gary_October)
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It is not the disaster we planned for but it is the one we got.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzn5fp/it_is_not_the_disaster_we_planned_for_but_it_is/ (Phroedrick)
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Sun dials are solar powered clocks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzn5ak/sun_dials_are_solar_powered_clocks/ (TheNudestBuddhist)
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You can see the opposite gender in every face if you look hard enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzn510/you_can_see_the_opposite_gender_in_every_face_if/ (FiestyBoi999)
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"Lakefront Bargain Hunters" and "Ozark" could make a helluva good crossover episode

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzn3w9/lakefront_bargain_hunters_and_ozark_could_make_a/ (flaflashr)
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Frakinstien was a body builder if you really think about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzn3mm/frakinstien_was_a_body_builder_if_you_really/ (LoseySkopes)
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Everyone tapes their kids being born but nobody wants to rewatch it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzn33b/everyone_tapes_their_kids_being_born_but_nobody/ ([deleted])
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When a child's parents die, they become an orphan. When an adult's parents die, no one thinks of them as an orphan.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzn2oc/when_a_childs_parents_die_they_become_an_orphan/ (ACunningMuffin)
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Somewhere in the world there's a man named Chris Tina who must hate having to hear the same joke their entire life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzn2fh/somewhere_in_the_world_theres_a_man_named_chris/ (nizowosa)
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Haven't heard the random knock from Jehova's Witnesses. Silver lining.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzn2ea/havent_heard_the_random_knock_from_jehovas/ (TheDarkTurd)
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When you're using (restricted) software trials, you're using the limited edition.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzn125/when_youre_using_restricted_software_trials_youre/ (Mo_Bee1)
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A dejavu proves that there is a universe of people always ahead of us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzn0be/a_dejavu_proves_that_there_is_a_universe_of/ (apatil4)
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There’s been a lot less flat tires in the freeway.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzmz12/theres_been_a_lot_less_flat_tires_in_the_freeway/ (Gary_October)
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It's kind of odd that adults post photos of a completed puzzle after finishing them when they are designed for ages eight and up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzmy8m/its_kind_of_odd_that_adults_post_photos_of_a/ ([deleted])
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The original Incredibles is much more fun to watch for adults than it is for kids to watch

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzmx12/the_original_incredibles_is_much_more_fun_to/ (HalfEntity)
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So humans have tiny hairs all over their body. So in that case, if you were to condition your entire body, that would make your skin silky smooth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzmwjt/so_humans_have_tiny_hairs_all_over_their_body_so/ (Golden_Oak_is_gAy)
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Your original thought isn’t so original If you use the search function.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzmwiv/your_original_thought_isnt_so_original_if_you_use/ (thecars1979)
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We’re living in an action movie where the supervillain actually released havoc upon the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzmvrl/were_living_in_an_action_movie_where_the/ (Mr_Trickster64)
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The world is ready for another side scrolling game in Super Mario Bro’s 4.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzmuyn/the_world_is_ready_for_another_side_scrolling/ (thecars1979)
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It was actually a good thing the squirrels from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory considered the girl a “bad nut” or else they would have cracked her head open.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzmut0/it_was_actually_a_good_thing_the_squirrels_from/ (Fourzy99)
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A loaf of bread is a mass grave for billions of yeast cells.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzmq1q/a_loaf_of_bread_is_a_mass_grave_for_billions_of/ (kaganey)
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One way to save the planet is to start storing plastic in your basement

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzmpwv/one_way_to_save_the_planet_is_to_start_storing/ (Seedpound)
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Most deaf interpreters seem a little tipsy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzmoog/most_deaf_interpreters_seem_a_little_tipsy/ (Dashover)
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It’s kinda like the world got grounded for being gross.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzmok3/its_kinda_like_the_world_got_grounded_for_being/ (gor8884)
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We're all on duration effects throughout our lives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzmnr0/were_all_on_duration_effects_throughout_our_lives/ (ForerunnerExcalibur)
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All the people who don't want to raise kids are going get benefits because the people who will raise kids (e.g. retirement and medicare)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzmnkr/all_the_people_who_dont_want_to_raise_kids_are/ (runnerdude01)
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Most people are either very positive or very negative when giving out ratings and stay away from the middle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzmn8w/most_people_are_either_very_positive_or_very/ (Dashover)
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If you eat ass, the asshole is staring at you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzmn77/if_you_eat_ass_the_asshole_is_staring_at_you/ (PalmFingerNails)
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People that like spicy or sour food are into low key S&M.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzmmls/people_that_like_spicy_or_sour_food_are_into_low/ (T3HR4G3)
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Lamps in video games are using real electricity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzmk2w/lamps_in_video_games_are_using_real_electricity/ ([deleted])
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2222 will be the first year to have 4 of the same numbers in a row since 1111

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzmjb7/2222_will_be_the_first_year_to_have_4_of_the_same/ ([deleted])
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During order 66,the clones attacked the Jedi temple, basically the clones shot up a school.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzmj28/during_order_66the_clones_attacked_the_jedi/ (angey-redit-kid-nerd)
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People with dyslexia struggle to spell dyslexia

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzmeno/people_with_dyslexia_struggle_to_spell_dyslexia/ (cxrze)
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If we had to have cold showers, we would have a lot less thoughts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzmeez/if_we_had_to_have_cold_showers_we_would_have_a/ (step6666)
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When you turn the lights off, you start living in black and white.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzme20/when_you_turn_the_lights_off_you_start_living_in/ (BaronOfBears)
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If you’re watching an ad on mobile data, you’re essentially paying to watch the ad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzma7j/if_youre_watching_an_ad_on_mobile_data_youre/ (mambaforpresident)
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Star-Lord and Dr. Strange could totally talk music.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzm9jc/starlord_and_dr_strange_could_totally_talk_music/ (Rough_Idle)
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If the universe is infinitely large, then everybody is the center of the universe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzm8ye/if_the_universe_is_infinitely_large_then/ (Dasher3D)
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Dinner sounds more elegant than lunch

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzm893/dinner_sounds_more_elegant_than_lunch/ (ceramicsmelter)
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"Can't you keep quiet?" sounds right, but "cannot you keep quiet?" sounds awkward.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzm796/cant_you_keep_quiet_sounds_right_but_cannot_you/ (FrostKnight96)
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Crapping takes a lot out of you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzm708/crapping_takes_a_lot_out_of_you/ (the_original_Retro)
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You can tell how good a slice of pizza is if you are excited to eat the crust.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzm6q1/you_can_tell_how_good_a_slice_of_pizza_is_if_you/ (KoloHickory)
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A newly designed wine label won't be seen by the public for 2+ years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzm4d3/a_newly_designed_wine_label_wont_be_seen_by_the/ ([deleted])
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You trust that the numbers on book pages are true without ever checking

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzm2qr/you_trust_that_the_numbers_on_book_pages_are_true/ (Sharaxa)
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A stick was once as valuable as electricity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzm2fm/a_stick_was_once_as_valuable_as_electricity/ (Names_Are_Stupid_)
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You eat a round pizza, sent in a square box, and eat it in triangles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzm0we/you_eat_a_round_pizza_sent_in_a_square_box_and/ (thismemewontdie0)
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We tell dogs to settle down when they bark or get excited when one of our friends knocks on the door despite the fact if we were not expecting someone and we hear a knock on the door we hop up and our blood is flowing a little faster too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzm0it/we_tell_dogs_to_settle_down_when_they_bark_or_get/ ([deleted])
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Besides light sources or complete darkness, anything can become some form of mirror

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzm0ih/besides_light_sources_or_complete_darkness/ (Light447)
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Eating popcorn is gay. You’re literally eating a busted nut.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzm0ge/eating_popcorn_is_gay_youre_literally_eating_a/ (Benneck123)
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Our sun is in someone else’s constellation, somewhere

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzlzk4/our_sun_is_in_someone_elses_constellation/ (IronTemplar26)
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When a neck is snapped to kill someone, for a fraction of a second it will feel the most relaxed and least tense it has ever been.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzlyt2/when_a_neck_is_snapped_to_kill_someone_for_a/ (carlosjgarridog)
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We buy machinery that costs tens of thousands of dollars and then leave them outside on the street at night

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzlwzz/we_buy_machinery_that_costs_tens_of_thousands_of/ (FruityChewy)
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We thought he was crazy but Michael Jackson was decades ahead of the rest of us in wearing a mask out in public.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzlvap/we_thought_he_was_crazy_but_michael_jackson_was/ (Elon_Muskmelon)
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It's a beautiful day outside, but a terrible day for the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzlunu/its_a_beautiful_day_outside_but_a_terrible_day/ (dylanavocado)
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The word heck was made to be a combination of fuck and hell but we use it ask a replacement for both

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzlsip/the_word_heck_was_made_to_be_a_combination_of/ (TheGregGreg)
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Half the population is always below average

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzlrqv/half_the_population_is_always_below_average/ (Phantomderpp)
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The simpsons basically made up random stories for their shows. Then when something remotely similar happened people just said the simpsons predicted it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzlq3d/the_simpsons_basically_made_up_random_stories_for/ (karma-enigma)
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Even at 50 years old, Baby Yoda is probably going speak normally instead of Jedi Master Yoda’s backwards ass syntax because he’s only heard regular old common language phrasing structures...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzloo2/even_at_50_years_old_baby_yoda_is_probably_going/ (Finneagan)
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With Walter White being the brains behind a (drug) world domination plan, and Jesse Pinkman as his loyal but dimwitted sidekick, "Breaking Bad" was a grimdark revision of "Pinky and The Brain."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzlnzn/with_walter_white_being_the_brains_behind_a_drug/ (Dylanphile)
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Santa is incompetent at his job.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzlnnn/santa_is_incompetent_at_his_job/ (CrypticV0rtex)
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For the most part of the Harry Potter series, Harry was more Voldemort than Voldemort

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzlm6r/for_the_most_part_of_the_harry_potter_series/ (yeet-us-a-feetus)
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People named Joe can go into coffee shops and order a cup of “me”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzllea/people_named_joe_can_go_into_coffee_shops_and/ (PrimeAres)
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When you cut a piece of your steak, you just create a smaller steak

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzlkaw/when_you_cut_a_piece_of_your_steak_you_just/ ([deleted])
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Ronald McDonald is the most successful clown.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzlj3x/ronald_mcdonald_is_the_most_successful_clown/ (The_RockObama)
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You won’t know which songs you’ll get nostalgic about in the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzlchc/you_wont_know_which_songs_youll_get_nostalgic/ (yefkoy)
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Friend Requests are the new Handshakes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzlc5d/friend_requests_are_the_new_handshakes/ (theyusedthelamppost)
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Sex in "BOJACK HORSEMAN" is actually "BEASTILITY"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzlbsk/sex_in_bojack_horseman_is_actually_beastility/ ([deleted])
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We all live on an island of one size or another.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzlblw/we_all_live_on_an_island_of_one_size_or_another/ (Unwind23)
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Mullets were a great way to keep rednecks from getting red necks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzlb80/mullets_were_a_great_way_to_keep_rednecks_from/ (smirker)
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A sore throat is the sour version of pain

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzlama/a_sore_throat_is_the_sour_version_of_pain/ ([deleted])
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People are good, it can just be hard to find them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzlajt/people_are_good_it_can_just_be_hard_to_find_them/ (K--Tech)
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when it’s january 1 its always the hottest day of the year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzl7x1/when_its_january_1_its_always_the_hottest_day_of/ (momentum_of_the_bruh)
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The 1 second speaking delay between a news anchor and someone reporting elsewhere has costed us thousands of hours in total.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzl754/the_1_second_speaking_delay_between_a_news_anchor/ (Dolphinflavored)
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Tinnitus could be the soul of every bug you've killed haunting you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzl5lu/tinnitus_could_be_the_soul_of_every_bug_youve/ (Referralsguy)
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To be a true vegan, you would avoid eating living things. You can’t eat vegetables. Just water and sunlight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzl4fh/to_be_a_true_vegan_you_would_avoid_eating_living/ (RaziPrince04)
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Not justified to put hate on the kid for the crimes of the parent, but definitely ok to hate the parent for the crime of the kid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzl3kr/not_justified_to_put_hate_on_the_kid_for_the/ (dangohl)
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A big reason why people have bad trips on psychedelic drugs is mainly because the drugs melt your ego away to nothing and if they have gone their whole life believing ego is who you really are so when the drugs hit and they find out that’s not the case they lose their shit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzl2sp/a_big_reason_why_people_have_bad_trips_on/ (Despicable_carl)
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None is a contraction of not one, like can’t is to can not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzl1gn/none_is_a_contraction_of_not_one_like_cant_is_to/ (2001_toyota_corolla)
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One day you'll have more past than future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzl0hg/one_day_youll_have_more_past_than_future/ (BeisbolDoge)
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“a and d” written in logic symbols is “a^d”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzkzsg/a_and_d_written_in_logic_symbols_is_ad/ (al20vortex)
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Hats and buzzcuts will probably become more common as people’s hair grows out while we are not able to get professional haircuts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzkzfw/hats_and_buzzcuts_will_probably_become_more/ (HeyMaverick88)
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Everybody is "weird", some people just show you sooner than others.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzkzfb/everybody_is_weird_some_people_just_show_you/ (SirFuzzyMcGee)
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Background checks are the real life version of spoilers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzkxas/background_checks_are_the_real_life_version_of/ (Soapranos)
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If everyone forgot their country’s borders, their would basically be world peace.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzkwdq/if_everyone_forgot_their_countrys_borders_their/ ([deleted])
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If you’re the bad guy in a movie, the rising and hopeful music in a tense action scene would actually terrify you rather than relieve you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzkuwc/if_youre_the_bad_guy_in_a_movie_the_rising_and/ (Roushhouse)
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If it’s one or a thousand sins you’re still going to hell so why not have a million and go down a legend

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzkts4/if_its_one_or_a_thousand_sins_youre_still_going/ (Drivestesla)
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Drake is going to make millions off his reboot of the hokie pokie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzkt77/drake_is_going_to_make_millions_off_his_reboot_of/ (vaguelyswami)
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If there is an ant in every giant, then there is a d in every dog

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzks6e/if_there_is_an_ant_in_every_giant_then_there_is_a/ (Wolfboy2000711)
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It seems weird that laptops don't have swipe keyboards yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzkrzr/it_seems_weird_that_laptops_dont_have_swipe/ (No_More_COVID-19)
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You never really realize how dirty shoes can get until you start wearing a white pair.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzkq3g/you_never_really_realize_how_dirty_shoes_can_get/ (Cavtat98)
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You lose an average of 3.5hrs a year just from the 5sec unskipable part of the ad if you were to get 10 a day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzkoyr/you_lose_an_average_of_35hrs_a_year_just_from_the/ (Th3CatW1thABigT0pHat)
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There are more people subscribed here than there are people living in Norway, Denmark, and Finland combined.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzknvy/there_are_more_people_subscribed_here_than_there/ (whysomanyemmas)
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We have good Friday and we have Easter Sunday... Saturday?? Eh nothing special on that day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzknlv/we_have_good_friday_and_we_have_easter_sunday/ (vrek86)
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No-one has ever paid a penny for someones thoughts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzkn9j/noone_has_ever_paid_a_penny_for_someones_thoughts/ (Berthole)
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People are becoming less afraid of a masked person walking into a store.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzkl5b/people_are_becoming_less_afraid_of_a_masked/ (FubbyFlubs)
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Barbers and hairdressers will be fixing a ton of bad haircuts in the near future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzkkcy/barbers_and_hairdressers_will_be_fixing_a_ton_of/ (Gwarf99)
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Dogs probably think in barks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzkjqp/dogs_probably_think_in_barks/ (gogojojo10)
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Better late than never really doesn’t apply to disasters, or tornadoes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzkjel/better_late_than_never_really_doesnt_apply_to/ (Berthole)
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If someone says they turned out fine, they may not have turned out fine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzkj5m/if_someone_says_they_turned_out_fine_they_may_not/ (pertobello)
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Habits, good or bad, are cobwebs at first. It’s our choices that turn them from cobwebs into steel cables.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzkikk/habits_good_or_bad_are_cobwebs_at_first_its_our/ ([deleted])
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Humans are bad for the earth while alive and when they are dead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzki5i/humans_are_bad_for_the_earth_while_alive_and_when/ (Skormseye)
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Eating reheated fast food is depressing as fuck

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzkhz6/eating_reheated_fast_food_is_depressing_as_fuck/ ([deleted])
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Lying in bed at night is kind of like a pre-game lobby. You can either go to sleep and skip straight into the next day or stay awake and mess around until it kicks you out into the next day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzkfed/lying_in_bed_at_night_is_kind_of_like_a_pregame/ (MemeMaster20)
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When you use incense you’re seasoning the air

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzke9q/when_you_use_incense_youre_seasoning_the_air/ (InStAgRaMnOrMiEs)
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Lois Lane gets into trouble knowing Superman will always be there to save her

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzkdj8/lois_lane_gets_into_trouble_knowing_superman_will/ (SmilingAssassin23)
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cans.. but rectangular. think of the efficiency!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzkdf8/cans_but_rectangular_think_of_the_efficiency/ (Lrrob03)
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Sauron’s finger could replace Achilles heel, if it didn’t sound so dirty!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzkd7r/saurons_finger_could_replace_achilles_heel_if_it/ (ignorencia)
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If someone really doesn’t care about something, they wouldn’t bother saying so

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzkcfz/if_someone_really_doesnt_care_about_something/ (shittersfull244)
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Going to court is a pay-to-win system.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzkaje/going_to_court_is_a_paytowin_system/ (Crafty_Potatoes)
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It's only a recession if you run out of money.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzk9bk/its_only_a_recession_if_you_run_out_of_money/ ([deleted])
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Coding is teaching lightning enforced rock how to think

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzk8un/coding_is_teaching_lightning_enforced_rock_how_to/ (balbobiggin)
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Dark Matter is the mycelium network of the cosmos, and stars are the budding fruit, offering us a glimpse into the inner workings of the universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzk8k6/dark_matter_is_the_mycelium_network_of_the_cosmos/ (owlchemist_arts)
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If you kill a person then you will become a killer, but if you kill 4+ killers, then you are promoted to a mass murderer, even killing has a hierarchy that makes more sense than normal jobs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzk70m/if_you_kill_a_person_then_you_will_become_a/ ([deleted])
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Eyebrows are the toenails of your face

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzk5xv/eyebrows_are_the_toenails_of_your_face/ (largemanlax)
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All men are millionaires in terms of sperm net worth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzk4cz/all_men_are_millionaires_in_terms_of_sperm_net/ (limache)
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Since mermaids needs bra’s they have intelligence. The only thing holding them back is having water everywhere and electricity not being able to work because of that.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzk3gs/since_mermaids_needs_bras_they_have_intelligence/ (LilTimeGamer)
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Turning оn subtitlеs is thе bеst wаy tо knоw if song аffects the plоt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzk2vu/turning_оn_subtitlеs_is_thе_bеst_wаy_tо_knоw_if/ (danimadi3)
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No matter how successful you may be, anything semi-insulting you said years ago will bite you in the ass, because the media doesn't believe that people change

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzk24k/no_matter_how_successful_you_may_be_anything/ (Bruhith)
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We can be sure there still isn’t a secret cure for baldness because otherwise Jeff Bezos would have hair

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzk0xx/we_can_be_sure_there_still_isnt_a_secret_cure_for/ (ModernDayHippi)
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BC has a new definition.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzk0jy/bc_has_a_new_definition/ (Barbuma)
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Your community could out you as any number of falsified labels and there is very little anyone can do about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzjzw3/your_community_could_out_you_as_any_number_of/ (ValidatingUsername)
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If we put our minds to it we could breed/teach dogs to read and write

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzjzrx/if_we_put_our_minds_to_it_we_could_breedteach/ (Mr_Westerfield)
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Dogs on walks think nobody likes them because we have to resist petting them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzjxuo/dogs_on_walks_think_nobody_likes_them_because_we/ (coolbd31)
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For every one of these that make it through, there are 25 that are automatically rejected, often for arbitrary reasons.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzjxn7/for_every_one_of_these_that_make_it_through_there/ (Dylanphile)
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Of all the movies that have been remade it's absolutely insane they haven't remade the Pagemaster.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzjxle/of_all_the_movies_that_have_been_remade_its/ ([deleted])
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With everyone wearing face masks, it’s much more difficult to recognize celebrities in public.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzjx46/with_everyone_wearing_face_masks_its_much_more/ (TheDapperBarber)
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Swiss cheese could be a ploy to make more money on less product.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzjv69/swiss_cheese_could_be_a_ploy_to_make_more_money/ (FlavoredSlutBox)
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The Jedi must’ve had some badass equivalents of chainsaw carving.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzjtzj/the_jedi_mustve_had_some_badass_equivalents_of/ (SebyTheRuski)
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Turtles can't be homeless

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzjtdh/turtles_cant_be_homeless/ ([deleted])
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Someone who’s always in your face can never have your back

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzjrb8/someone_whos_always_in_your_face_can_never_have/ (bearssuperfan)
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Hornets and geese would get along

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzjq8i/hornets_and_geese_would_get_along/ ([deleted])
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Ryan cooper, Gordon freeman,Chell,Claude speed and Adrian Shephard all have similar voice actors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzjnxu/ryan_cooper_gordon_freemanchellclaude_speed_and/ (TDS755)
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Life is a journey from the vagina to the grave.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzjnlq/life_is_a_journey_from_the_vagina_to_the_grave/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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It would be rare to find the same license plate twice in a row on two different trips, and even if it happened, you probably wouldn’t notice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzjmnc/it_would_be_rare_to_find_the_same_license_plate/ (SupItsEight)
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Proctologists will have to contemplate examining patients over video chat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzjml0/proctologists_will_have_to_contemplate_examining/ (hutimuti)
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People who hate others for something that’s impossible for them to change outta have shit smeared all over their face

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzjl9t/people_who_hate_others_for_something_thats/ (shittersfull244)
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One day, someone decided that wearing a piece of fabric around your neck that goes down to your waist is formal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzjkqk/one_day_someone_decided_that_wearing_a_piece_of/ (ARiverFlows)
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As a guy, there's a serious sense of pride in the fact male birds are the pretty ones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzjkl8/as_a_guy_theres_a_serious_sense_of_pride_in_the/ (15dollarsteak)
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People who hate others for something impossible to chance outta have shit smeared all over their face

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzjkco/people_who_hate_others_for_something_impossible/ ([deleted])
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The Truman show must've been disgusting for a while after he discovered masturbation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzjk4v/the_truman_show_mustve_been_disgusting_for_a/ (Jingled242)
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Our species could be 100x more advanced if we never waged wars on each other, wasting a disgusting amount of money.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzjjcq/our_species_could_be_100x_more_advanced_if_we/ ([deleted])
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If you were somehow the only person in the world with internet unbeknownst to anyone else, you could rule it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzjhnj/if_you_were_somehow_the_only_person_in_the_world/ (ThatSocio)
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Virtual lights in Video Games Actually light up rooms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzjhan/virtual_lights_in_video_games_actually_light_up/ (HouseTonyStark)
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Dunder Mifflin could have saved so much money by firing the documentary crew.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzjh2h/dunder_mifflin_could_have_saved_so_much_money_by/ (GurusunYT)
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We are living in the age of physical social prohibition.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzjgny/we_are_living_in_the_age_of_physical_social/ (cltdawg08)
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You don't decide where the furniture in your house goes, the power outlets do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzjfil/you_dont_decide_where_the_furniture_in_your_house/ (Balyeeetus)
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Nothing is as sweet as having proof

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzjdu6/nothing_is_as_sweet_as_having_proof/ (Masterofluck11251)
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It must be weird for some homeless people to all of a sudden just stop seeing people on the streets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzjd69/it_must_be_weird_for_some_homeless_people_to_all/ (IanRT1)
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A belly button is an inside out nipple

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzjbdm/a_belly_button_is_an_inside_out_nipple/ (LadysGentleman)
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Everyone you know has been under a bridge.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzjb9x/everyone_you_know_has_been_under_a_bridge/ ([deleted])
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The first dent, scratch, or crack to an item is always devastating, but after that, the heavy burden of keeping that device in pristine condition is lifted and feels so much better.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzjapt/the_first_dent_scratch_or_crack_to_an_item_is/ (TheeMainEvent)
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whenever you use a screened electronic you are pressing buttons to make lights flash

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzj9mk/whenever_you_use_a_screened_electronic_you_are/ (hackaholic5069)
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The opposite of the “it’s ya boy, uh, skinny penis” vine is “it’s ya girl, uh, thick vagina”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzj8jz/the_opposite_of_the_its_ya_boy_uh_skinny_penis/ (NixieNooo)
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The more expensive a watch is the harder it is to read

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzj8d1/the_more_expensive_a_watch_is_the_harder_it_is_to/ (KorisRust)
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Your thoughts and dreams must have weight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzj7bf/your_thoughts_and_dreams_must_have_weight/ ([deleted])
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Egg salad is tuna salads sidekick

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzj75y/egg_salad_is_tuna_salads_sidekick/ (nateyboi921)
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Technically, you do age in your dreams

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzj705/technically_you_do_age_in_your_dreams/ (mannyhefleyshugecock)
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You can’t initiate a race with an electric car because there’s no engine to rev up at a stoplight

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzj6yf/you_cant_initiate_a_race_with_an_electric_car/ (EtotheTT)
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The Simpsons and the Griffins are far more famous than most celebrities that guest some of their episodes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzj6tx/the_simpsons_and_the_griffins_are_far_more_famous/ (fr15287)
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The division symbol ÷ becomes practically useless after about a month.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzj4wr/the_division_symbol_becomes_practically_useless/ (TheUndyingRhino)
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You'd think Nevil Longbottom would have been a lot more popular in high school, given he's a magical botany prodigy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzj4w9/youd_think_nevil_longbottom_would_have_been_a_lot/ (Whatthef--kisgoingon)
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Pissed off is better than pissed on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzj3vn/pissed_off_is_better_than_pissed_on/ (RekTInTheFace)
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Your birthday may or may not be accurate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzj2u8/your_birthday_may_or_may_not_be_accurate/ ([deleted])
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People with Aphantasia have never thought the book was better than the movie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzj1q9/people_with_aphantasia_have_never_thought_the/ (episodetag)
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A gas station attendant that would pump your gas for you sounds morr sanitary than ever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzj16i/a_gas_station_attendant_that_would_pump_your_gas/ (Beer_Lated)
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boomerangs are single player frisbees.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzj0l1/boomerangs_are_single_player_frisbees/ (potatohead5000)
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Some websites seem to give us the option of using cookies, with the ability to accept and not accept, but they don’t.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzj0bh/some_websites_seem_to_give_us_the_option_of_using/ (benderama01)
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Howie Mandel is living his wet dream

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzizq8/howie_mandel_is_living_his_wet_dream/ (No_Juan_4_You)
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Depending on how you ingest it, you either eat soup or drink vegetable smoothie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fziy8g/depending_on_how_you_ingest_it_you_either_eat/ (RareQuirkSeeker)
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People who were C-sections were technically never born, just removed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzixrt/people_who_were_csections_were_technically_never/ (M1K3YM1K3ST3R)
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Every conversation you have is improvised.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fziwlq/every_conversation_you_have_is_improvised/ (lions-n-tigers)
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Nobody planned tulip mania. It just happened.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fziwg3/nobody_planned_tulip_mania_it_just_happened/ (usenet_alias)
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On a darker note, Easter might’ve also been the day a scarecrow was invented.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzivbf/on_a_darker_note_easter_mightve_also_been_the_day/ (Organboner4844)
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A sore throat is the sour version of pain

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fziv2m/a_sore_throat_is_the_sour_version_of_pain/ ([deleted])
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We never sneeze in our sleep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fziv1i/we_never_sneeze_in_our_sleep/ (cbost)
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One of the amusing, yet unexpected things to come out from the pandemic, is watching the great lengths sports networks will take to remain relevant, without sports

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fziriy/one_of_the_amusing_yet_unexpected_things_to_come/ ([deleted])
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If you live on an island or close to the beach, chances are there's a pirate treasure buried under your backyard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzipjw/if_you_live_on_an_island_or_close_to_the_beach/ (SoyUnFracaso)
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It’s never ok to buy an adult clothes “to grow into”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzio4x/its_never_ok_to_buy_an_adult_clothes_to_grow_into/ ([deleted])
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Losing interest in online everything... Internet is really boring lately.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzinvj/losing_interest_in_online_everything_internet_is/ ([deleted])
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While singing, you may be in perfect synch with that song that's playing somewhere in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzij7d/while_singing_you_may_be_in_perfect_synch_with/ (ThinThrasher21)
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Sailor Moon isn’t even a sailor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fziird/sailor_moon_isnt_even_a_sailor/ (D1ckRepellent)
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The company that founded Jurassic Park might have made more money by just cloning humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzigab/the_company_that_founded_jurassic_park_might_have/ ([deleted])
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Everyone just randomly decided to bring rickroll back from the dead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzifmd/everyone_just_randomly_decided_to_bring_rickroll/ (Your_LocalIdiot)
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Just a reminder that redstone uses real electricity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzifln/just_a_reminder_that_redstone_uses_real/ (EyeYamSoStewPeed)
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Buddy Holly looks like a mannequin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fziejy/buddy_holly_looks_like_a_mannequin/ (Kirigaya9191)
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If the Invisible Man gave you coronavirus would the virus become invisible?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzidns/if_the_invisible_man_gave_you_coronavirus_would/ (PM_ME_YOUR_PLUMP_ASS)
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Lethal Weapon Beverly Hills Cop crossover movie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzicie/lethal_weapon_beverly_hills_cop_crossover_movie/ ([deleted])
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Every day was basically leg day for Fred Flintstone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzic2c/every_day_was_basically_leg_day_for_fred/ ([deleted])
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Ano año is asshole year in Spanish

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzib4s/ano_año_is_asshole_year_in_spanish/ (drmcmahon)
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Sharting yourself at work has become far less embarrassing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fziawn/sharting_yourself_at_work_has_become_far_less/ ([deleted])
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Nobody can really tell you why Bob is your Uncle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fziapb/nobody_can_really_tell_you_why_bob_is_your_uncle/ (Gobletofjam11)
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Samwise Gamgee would probably have had Aragorn in his phone as Strider all the way through the series

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzi27t/samwise_gamgee_would_probably_have_had_aragorn_in/ (DANGERMAN50000)
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Cool movie crossover ideas! (that will never happen)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzi19j/cool_movie_crossover_ideas_that_will_never_happen/ ([deleted])
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Shops that sell souvenir T-shirts are getting paid to advertise their product or location.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzi0f4/shops_that_sell_souvenir_tshirts_are_getting_paid/ ([deleted])
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Both Computers and the Nervous System work on Electric Signals, therefore someone could theoretically create a Malware that affects the Brain

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzhzwb/both_computers_and_the_nervous_system_work_on/ (pamafa3)
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There's going to be a sharp rise in face touching fetishes in the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzhzl3/theres_going_to_be_a_sharp_rise_in_face_touching/ ([deleted])
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Smashing stuff with a crowbar is way harder than it looks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzhz0o/smashing_stuff_with_a_crowbar_is_way_harder_than/ (Halcyon2192)
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Assistant Principals must be really bored without having any kids to suspend

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzhyxp/assistant_principals_must_be_really_bored_without/ (avsterbone)
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Top CEOs and billionaires have probably been taken hostage for ransom and we don't know because they keep it secret as to not inspire more people to do it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzhy5q/top_ceos_and_billionaires_have_probably_been/ (XanGlass)
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People lie most when they are sober and at a court, people tell the truth most when they are drunk at a bar

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzhw5y/people_lie_most_when_they_are_sober_and_at_a/ (eutopia_rhythms)
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A Virus is just a self-replicating Cursed Piñata

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzhsdc/a_virus_is_just_a_selfreplicating_cursed_piñata/ (pamafa3)
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With enough polygons we can create another universe...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzhs4t/with_enough_polygons_we_can_create_another/ (girlwithgoldwrist)
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Comedies are the only movies in which people fart.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzhr7u/comedies_are_the_only_movies_in_which_people_fart/ (churniglow)
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In Revenge of the Sith, Anakin did bring balance to the force as prophecized because they was too much light and very little dark and he brought more dark to balance the light.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzhr6q/in_revenge_of_the_sith_anakin_did_bring_balance/ (MackinawMachine)
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Horror movies are the only ones with realistic lightning for dark/night scenes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzhp9a/horror_movies_are_the_only_ones_with_realistic/ (imnotakpopfan)
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Retail workers are probably making faces at customers under their masks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzhl1x/retail_workers_are_probably_making_faces_at/ (churniglow)
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Blankets don't actually make things warmer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzhj6l/blankets_dont_actually_make_things_warmer/ (Seraphimster)
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Gary Oldman is probably younger than Gary Numan.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzhioo/gary_oldman_is_probably_younger_than_gary_numan/ ([deleted])
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If Motzart and Bach were zombies; would they decompose.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzhika/if_motzart_and_bach_were_zombies_would_they/ ([deleted])
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If genies were real, genie lawyers to help draft wishes that a genie couldn’t bend the meaning of would probably be a really big industry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzhi88/if_genies_were_real_genie_lawyers_to_help_draft/ (Seanisboss2004)
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Lead is Toxic, therefore Bullets technically deal Poison Damage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzhh3c/lead_is_toxic_therefore_bullets_technically_deal/ (pamafa3)
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If most of the population becomes zombies, the living just need to wait about a decade and they'll all fully decompose

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzherb/if_most_of_the_population_becomes_zombies_the/ (Ramoach)
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Crying is everyone's first language.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzh6n0/crying_is_everyones_first_language/ ([deleted])
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Evolution's cheat code is symbiosis.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzh4tj/evolutions_cheat_code_is_symbiosis/ (floating_bells_down)
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If Belle was ugly, no one would've cared that the Beast took her

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzh2mt/if_belle_was_ugly_no_one_wouldve_cared_that_the/ (Las777)
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We have roots *in* our mouths, but for plants the roots *are* their mouths.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzh1bm/we_have_roots_in_our_mouths_but_for_plants_the/ (churniglow)
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Sabrina the Teenage Witch has a cat named Salem, which was presumably named after the town of Salem, where they burned a bunch of witches during the Salem Witch Trials. That's basically like a Jew with a cat named Auschwitz.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzh0zi/sabrina_the_teenage_witch_has_a_cat_named_salem/ (ZephyrArgent)
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These mask-on in public mandates must be a Loss Prevention Managers worst nightmare.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzgz2h/these_maskon_in_public_mandates_must_be_a_loss/ (jtluebbe)
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‌‌If y‌‌our p‌‌artner y‌‌ou l‌‌ive w‌‌ith d‌‌idn't l‌‌eft y‌‌ou b‌‌y n‌‌ow, t‌‌hey m‌‌ust r‌‌eally l‌‌ove y‌‌ou

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzgyhg/if_your_partner_you_live_with_didnt_left_you_by/ (vpetrychuk)
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When we eventually start colonizing other planets, juggling world records will have to be set per planet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzgx4k/when_we_eventually_start_colonizing_other_planets/ (DeathCobro)
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Grim Reapers use scythes because cemeteries are full of grass

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzgww2/grim_reapers_use_scythes_because_cemeteries_are/ (Dirty_Rotten_Bastard)
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Most salmon hatches and lives in rivers, not oceans. Therefore, salmon isn’t technically seafood.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzgwg8/most_salmon_hatches_and_lives_in_rivers_not/ (jpczcaya)
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We sent a man to the moon before we started putting wheels in our luggage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzgv14/we_sent_a_man_to_the_moon_before_we_started/ ([deleted])
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Taskmaster could be the world’s best fighter by just binged watching action movies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzgr7x/taskmaster_could_be_the_worlds_best_fighter_by/ (skyred11)
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Pots, pans, and baking sheets are the final boss of the dishes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzgcxo/pots_pans_and_baking_sheets_are_the_final_boss_of/ (cpesch3)
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Borderline agoraphobics are probably no longer borderline, and established agoraphobics are definitely never coming back out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzgaqr/borderline_agoraphobics_are_probably_no_longer/ (shikakaaaaaaa)
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It literally would have been hell to live on Earth while water was still forming from the gaseous clouds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzgags/it_literally_would_have_been_hell_to_live_on/ (Jake_Chavira)
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Moonlight is technically sunshine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzfy4w/moonlight_is_technically_sunshine/ (lions-n-tigers)
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Since a lot of them don't, saying "not all heroes wear capes" is outdated

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzfwzc/since_a_lot_of_them_dont_saying_not_all_heroes/ (JimJammy43)
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Misusing there,they're and your, you're might not be from ignorance but rather an aversion to switching keyboard on your phone to punctuate correctly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzfuqr/misusing_theretheyre_and_your_youre_might_not_be/ (StunningWang)
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Hedgehogs are the turtles of the forest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzftuf/hedgehogs_are_the_turtles_of_the_forest/ (Tobibso)
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In online classes, bad traffic could still be a reason for being late

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzfthw/in_online_classes_bad_traffic_could_still_be_a/ (Monkleman)
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Extraordinary is the opposite of Extra Ordinary

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzfpmj/extraordinary_is_the_opposite_of_extra_ordinary/ ([deleted])
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How much chain can a chain-smoker smoke if a chain-smoker could smoke chain?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzfog2/how_much_chain_can_a_chainsmoker_smoke_if_a/ (RedditEffigy)
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There are no kids or children in gta5

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzflwe/there_are_no_kids_or_children_in_gta5/ (bader_beast)
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It’s pretty ironic that EA’s slogan is “It’s in the game”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzfl6a/its_pretty_ironic_that_eas_slogan_is_its_in_the/ ([deleted])
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Public wankers must be depressed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzfhts/public_wankers_must_be_depressed/ (vpetrychuk)
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Humans have to pee before going for a walk, whereas dogs go for a walk to pee

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzfgro/humans_have_to_pee_before_going_for_a_walk/ (machtesh)
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Amber Heard is proof of the Hot v Crazy matrix

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzfgq7/amber_heard_is_proof_of_the_hot_v_crazy_matrix/ (JA8231)
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If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzfg7g/if_you_choose_not_to_decide_you_still_have_made_a/ (okayestsmallbusiness)
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People who wished they lived in the medieval times should be realizing what we are going through right now is only one of the many horrible things about the medieval times.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzf7r2/people_who_wished_they_lived_in_the_medieval/ ([deleted])
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Grass is normally awesome, but it becomes amazing when it grows where you don't expect it to grow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzf75z/grass_is_normally_awesome_but_it_becomes_amazing/ ([deleted])
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When we have a fever, many of our cells will suffer, when the earth have a fever, many of us will have to suffer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzf75n/when_we_have_a_fever_many_of_our_cells_will/ (whoisjian)
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Your Shoes probably think you're dead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzf2y8/your_shoes_probably_think_youre_dead/ (DaGravyGod)
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If reincarnation is real, going through school all over again just seems like a nightmare.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzf2cw/if_reincarnation_is_real_going_through_school_all/ ([deleted])
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"Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of "Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzf1fx/go_to_bed_youll_feel_better_in_the_morning_is_the/ (Dark_Vegan)
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The world could operate entirely without money if it chose to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzezvw/the_world_could_operate_entirely_without_money_if/ (WillOfTheLand)
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At some point in our childhood lives we all understood the concept of death and that’s what changed our perception of life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzeywt/at_some_point_in_our_childhood_lives_we_all/ (The-Real-Ivivik)
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People won’t be naming their newborn daughters Carol for a while.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzewk4/people_wont_be_naming_their_newborn_daughters/ (Hodgepodge003)
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We normally refer to Lava as "Hot Lava", yet Lava is never anything but Hot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzeuea/we_normally_refer_to_lava_as_hot_lava_yet_lava_is/ (ickyzombie)
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Sex toys in the Harry Potter world must be really amazing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzeorb/sex_toys_in_the_harry_potter_world_must_be_really/ ([deleted])
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When your autocorrect changes f*ing to ducking, it's not duck-related.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzefvx/when_your_autocorrect_changes_fing_to_ducking_its/ (Rastapopoolos)
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A functional, alive human isn't cooked, which leads to the conclusion that humans are raw

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzedeb/a_functional_alive_human_isnt_cooked_which_leads/ (LarrLarr_)
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Any game that is not free is pay to win

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzeaw3/any_game_that_is_not_free_is_pay_to_win/ (SamG1769420)
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Children who are vaccinated have a higher chance of Autism, because the children who aren't Vaccinated are dead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fze8ub/children_who_are_vaccinated_have_a_higher_chance/ ([deleted])
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In German, you can food a food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fze5w4/in_german_you_can_food_a_food/ (EpicGamingGodYT)
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On a long enough timescale, if will not matter if you ever existed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fze5uy/on_a_long_enough_timescale_if_will_not_matter_if/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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An apple a day, you die anyway.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fze4ha/an_apple_a_day_you_die_anyway/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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I’d rather be six feet apart, than six feet under.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fze28y/id_rather_be_six_feet_apart_than_six_feet_under/ (revocer)
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The entire school day has become homework

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzdzsh/the_entire_school_day_has_become_homework/ (DFSPete)
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Mario and Luigi don't have mustaches, the just have very large nosehairs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzdzo1/mario_and_luigi_dont_have_mustaches_the_just_have/ (Papas_Big_Lawsuit)
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With bars and restaurants closed, speakeasys are coming back

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzdzfs/with_bars_and_restaurants_closed_speakeasys_are/ (GuyLerts)
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3D looks like some big honkin' boobies and a fanny pack, laying down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzdvde/3d_looks_like_some_big_honkin_boobies_and_a_fanny/ (lynivvinyl)
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The gift of sentience is often spent being a wage slave.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzdugk/the_gift_of_sentience_is_often_spent_being_a_wage/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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It’s not okay to judge people, Unless you work for an adoption agency and your trying to judge Whether or not a couple will murder their adoptive child for insurance money. Then you really need to judge people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzdud1/its_not_okay_to_judge_people_unless_you_work_for/ (pygmypuffonacid)
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The most dangerous thing most of us have done lately is go to the grocery store.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzdtip/the_most_dangerous_thing_most_of_us_have_done/ (PastyMcBasicFace)
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Jezus died as an Capricorn, but came back an Aries

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzdsk0/jezus_died_as_an_capricorn_but_came_back_an_aries/ (EmmaMarijn)
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Texans are the vegans of state pride.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzdsij/texans_are_the_vegans_of_state_pride/ (DickToYourBuns)
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‌‌Wondering h‌‌ow m‌‌uch p‌‌hones a‌‌ssembled o‌‌utside C‌‌hina w‌‌ill c‌‌ost u‌‌s i‌‌n t‌‌he f‌‌uture

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzdrge/wondering_how_much_phones_assembled_outside_china/ (vpetrychuk)
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Fame gives quality a different feel

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzdp8e/fame_gives_quality_a_different_feel/ (-153)
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Someone out there has taken a photo with your car and pretended it’s theirs...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzdof5/someone_out_there_has_taken_a_photo_with_your_car/ (Rion1200)
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there's probably an angel investor somewhere named Gabriel

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzdn0r/theres_probably_an_angel_investor_somewhere_named/ (roastedoolong)
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Batter is the only liquid that turns solid when heated.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzdm2q/batter_is_the_only_liquid_that_turns_solid_when/ (Redditteer9)
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Human consciousness is a cruel evolutionary mistake

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzdkt2/human_consciousness_is_a_cruel_evolutionary/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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If dragon existed, they would find us cool because we can create water in our mouth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzdjir/if_dragon_existed_they_would_find_us_cool_because/ (MoonlessNightss)
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People don’t like the heel of a loaf of bread, but people also prefer the tops of muffins; which are the heels of the muffin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzdil9/people_dont_like_the_heel_of_a_loaf_of_bread_but/ (HavanahAvocado)
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“m” is more of a double n than “w” is a double u.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzdhej/m_is_more_of_a_double_n_than_w_is_a_double_u/ (duaneap)
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You know you’re getting old when you shop for Trashcans like you would if you’re buying a car.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzdgrs/you_know_youre_getting_old_when_you_shop_for/ (DaddyLongBallz)
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Even though they're created from the same process and exit out the same opening, flatulence and feces smell much different.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzdgiz/even_though_theyre_created_from_the_same_process/ (wazurobi)
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Biologists of the future will see the teeth of pet dogs and think they're predators when they actually just ate kibbles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzdgfk/biologists_of_the_future_will_see_the_teeth_of/ (AtopWind)
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Dragons must think we are cool because we can make water come out our mouths.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzdeth/dragons_must_think_we_are_cool_because_we_can/ (YeeTee55T4R)
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You either have to be very smart or very dumb to help someone get above average grades.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzddjh/you_either_have_to_be_very_smart_or_very_dumb_to/ (GalacticGaming9)
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In the nature, probably more animals see you, than you see animals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzd7wv/in_the_nature_probably_more_animals_see_you_than/ (Waterkoker)
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The popcorn song is both the most fitting and most tasteless thing to play at a cremation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzd6nz/the_popcorn_song_is_both_the_most_fitting_and/ ([deleted])
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We don't like it when video games don't have the option to jump but we don't jump that much in real life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzd5th/we_dont_like_it_when_video_games_dont_have_the/ (BrokenCrow782)
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The circle of life is pointless.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzd392/the_circle_of_life_is_pointless/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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New year will come quite early for gyms around the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzd2yx/new_year_will_come_quite_early_for_gyms_around/ (iamwinter___)
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Watching The Ren and Stimpy show as an adult, 25 years later, really highlights how mentally unstable Ren actually was.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzd0wh/watching_the_ren_and_stimpy_show_as_an_adult_25/ (Digitek50)
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It’s weird how read and lead rhyme, and so do read and lead. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzcxld/its_weird_how_read_and_lead_rhyme_and_so_do_read/ (Arachn0ph0bia)
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Black Ice doesn't even have a distinct smell and it's a super common air freshener scent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzcuxs/black_ice_doesnt_even_have_a_distinct_smell_and/ ([deleted])
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Our nose probably has a scent that we never notice because we're used to it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzcu8n/our_nose_probably_has_a_scent_that_we_never/ (TheRikari)
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strippers are clothed until further notice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzcu1i/strippers_are_clothed_until_further_notice/ ([deleted])
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Curiosity may have killed the cat, but curiosity also helped it find ways to survive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzctqe/curiosity_may_have_killed_the_cat_but_curiosity/ (churniglow)
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The thing most people genuinely do no understand is other people's behavior.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzcqwo/the_thing_most_people_genuinely_do_no_understand/ (MapsActually)
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Maybe dreams are a simulated Monte Carlo sampling over our experiences.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzcp20/maybe_dreams_are_a_simulated_monte_carlo_sampling/ (xyzen420)
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Death won't be scary if you realise that you have experienced nothingness before you were born.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzcnim/death_wont_be_scary_if_you_realise_that_you_have/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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Maybe Dum Dum lollipops have that little rim around it to minimize the filth that gets on it when you drop it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzcm2p/maybe_dum_dum_lollipops_have_that_little_rim/ (TalkingMoose05)
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The sun is the only power plant that will cease to exist if it doesn’t do its job.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzck8b/the_sun_is_the_only_power_plant_that_will_cease/ (HardAlmond)
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A glass puzzle doesn't break. It just gets harder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzciti/a_glass_puzzle_doesnt_break_it_just_gets_harder/ (HorseProportions)
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Simps and Pimps may have a correlation, in that Simps offer money in hopes of getting some female contact where as Pimps accept money to allow female contact. Money is the variable and female contact is the constant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzcifp/simps_and_pimps_may_have_a_correlation_in_that/ (kshitij1010)
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The fact that "hello" often autocorrects to "help" on phone keyboards has probably created an insane amount of unnecessary stress in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzcfma/the_fact_that_hello_often_autocorrects_to_help_on/ (SolitaryEgg)
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Captions are the opposite of audiobooks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzcday/captions_are_the_opposite_of_audiobooks/ (MobBusterYT)
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Everything is temporary except destruction. Destruction is permanent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzcbe9/everything_is_temporary_except_destruction/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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Nightmares are anxiety attacks that happen while you sleep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzca4r/nightmares_are_anxiety_attacks_that_happen_while/ (PiranhaPlantMain97)
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Reverse Kitchen Nightmares: A shitty chef shows up to a nice, prosperous restaurant and completely ruins their reputation and food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzc75h/reverse_kitchen_nightmares_a_shitty_chef_shows_up/ (sneakybastard93)
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For people who have been working from home, the first day back at work after quarantine ends is going to feel like the biggest "back-to-school" day in history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzc45t/for_people_who_have_been_working_from_home_the/ (AcidaliaPlanitia)
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If underage people are minors. Adults are all Majors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzc30z/if_underage_people_are_minors_adults_are_all/ (Sellos_Maleth)
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While dragons can breathe fire from their mouths, humans can breathe water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzc1dj/while_dragons_can_breathe_fire_from_their_mouths/ ([deleted])
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"Talking to" someone progresses into "seeing" someone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzc0mc/talking_to_someone_progresses_into_seeing_someone/ (idclmao)
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Don’t deify the people who leave you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzbur1/dont_deify_the_people_who_leave_you/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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A "specialist" can also be used to describe an idiot savant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzbuj8/a_specialist_can_also_be_used_to_describe_an/ (Srsly_dang)
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The more expensive the clothes, the less you wear it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzbrpg/the_more_expensive_the_clothes_the_less_you_wear/ (jamnjustin)
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So many innocents have died because of choices some spring breakers made.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzbroq/so_many_innocents_have_died_because_of_choices/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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When a person with positive blood group bleeds, he/she is literally spreading positivity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzbqs4/when_a_person_with_positive_blood_group_bleeds/ (anudeet)
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You wouldn’t use the word “jazzy” to describe jazz.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzboto/you_wouldnt_use_the_word_jazzy_to_describe_jazz/ (311_420_69)
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Fire hydrants are big water fountains that you'll die if you drink out of.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzbn64/fire_hydrants_are_big_water_fountains_that_youll/ ([deleted])
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Roadside trash cans make more of a mess than the absence of them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzbmwh/roadside_trash_cans_make_more_of_a_mess_than_the/ (GLITCHEDMATRIX)
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Talking is something that can't be considered easier said then done.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzbmvd/talking_is_something_that_cant_be_considered/ (OneGuitaryBoi)
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Taking care of your feet is a walk in the park.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzbj5z/taking_care_of_your_feet_is_a_walk_in_the_park/ ([deleted])
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Condoms will be as hard to find after the pandemic as toilet paper was at the beginning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzbgwu/condoms_will_be_as_hard_to_find_after_the/ (nicolebenjamin)
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Since mermaids have breasts, they are mammals, so we can’t exclude the possibility that they do possess vaginas like how whales and dolphins also have vaginas and penises

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzbcf9/since_mermaids_have_breasts_they_are_mammals_so/ (roymanutd)
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Replying to someone's post is a small act of kindness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzba28/replying_to_someones_post_is_a_small_act_of/ ([deleted])
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We Think It's Cool That Dragons Can Breath Fire. So Maybe, They'll Think We Are Cool Because We Can Produce Water In Our Mouth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzb8kr/we_think_its_cool_that_dragons_can_breath_fire_so/ ([deleted])
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Society doesn't separate people from animals, it just makes them much more dangerous.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzb72i/society_doesnt_separate_people_from_animals_it/ (AEboyeeee)
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If mosquitos and flies had ears, they'd be annoyed with their own flying sound.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzb3au/if_mosquitos_and_flies_had_ears_theyd_be_annoyed/ (sans_the_comicc)
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the bic company makes the 2 most stolen and lost items, lighters and ink pens

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzb2pu/the_bic_company_makes_the_2_most_stolen_and_lost/ (magicalhobo22)
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People only yell when they feel like they’re not being heard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzayky/people_only_yell_when_they_feel_like_theyre_not/ (turley97)
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Your first period could have been late but you wouldn't have known because it was your first.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzawen/your_first_period_could_have_been_late_but_you/ (Mukaiam)
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Today I worked without a shirt on. I’m basically a stripper now, only I work for ATT

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzau33/today_i_worked_without_a_shirt_on_im_basically_a/ (inhalesomcali)
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Runners train on tracks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzas3w/runners_train_on_tracks/ (Bandit263)
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If the F for Respect trend continues, then our kids will probably think teachers respect their essay vs dislike it when they see the F on their school work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzarc4/if_the_f_for_respect_trend_continues_then_our/ ([deleted])
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We've all inadvertently joined a gang.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzaotx/weve_all_inadvertently_joined_a_gang/ (iberian1580)
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We finally solved the problem with school shootings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzanpy/we_finally_solved_the_problem_with_school/ (wonder-maker)
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Our backs start hurting as adults because we don’t have the desks from grade school.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzalmc/our_backs_start_hurting_as_adults_because_we_dont/ (laedreggin)
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Dunning-Kruger never talked about the nihilism that comes with increasing knowledge.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzalkg/dunningkruger_never_talked_about_the_nihilism/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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There is no objective reality, ergo “objective meaning” is but an illusion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzagp9/there_is_no_objective_reality_ergo_objective/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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Eminem is one of the only artists who has gotten consistently better and better at his craft as he got older.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzafee/eminem_is_one_of_the_only_artists_who_has_gotten/ ([deleted])
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The Murican Dream is a lie sold to gullible people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzafbm/the_murican_dream_is_a_lie_sold_to_gullible_people/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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Technically, sex toy companies would have a production team that's supposed to test and give feedback to new products.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzaezv/technically_sex_toy_companies_would_have_a/ (K_Janeway2314)
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At least the robocalls have stopped...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzactx/at_least_the_robocalls_have_stopped/ (Squeaks_Scholari)
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Humans adopt more dogs than other humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fzaalj/humans_adopt_more_dogs_than_other_humans/ (KrayLink_1)
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The "EDIT: thanks for the likes" totally ruins a perfectly good comment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fza7yp/the_edit_thanks_for_the_likes_totally_ruins_a/ (Coverphile)
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Half the world population has IQ below 100.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fza7g8/half_the_world_population_has_iq_below_100/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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It’s pretty strange that Yoshi can summon eggs at will

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fza6tg/its_pretty_strange_that_yoshi_can_summon_eggs_at/ (Startooth)
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The Wicked Witch in the wizard of Oz would have terrible hygiene considering she can’t take a shower

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fza6ez/the_wicked_witch_in_the_wizard_of_oz_would_have/ (buttergod65)
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Walter White is a highly educated version of Trevor from GTA

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fza5sb/walter_white_is_a_highly_educated_version_of/ (sammcgrath617)
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You don't get arrested for committing crime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fza43e/you_dont_get_arrested_for_committing_crime/ (BloodThirstyAvengers)
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Color blindness must have been so frustrating in hunter-gatherer times. Picking the wrong berries and smearing the wrong paint on your face.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fza3a9/color_blindness_must_have_been_so_frustrating_in/ (jvanhawk21)
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Everyone prefers people they associate with, that's why popular people are fucking dumb.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fza2wt/everyone_prefers_people_they_associate_with_thats/ (TheLordOfWraiths)
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With all of the disasters going on, a weird benefit is that it’s a first hand education of the natural sciences.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fza2io/with_all_of_the_disasters_going_on_a_weird/ (Spudly2319)
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Barbers are going to have a lot of work after this quarantine is over.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fza0db/barbers_are_going_to_have_a_lot_of_work_after/ (JP20021)
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Boris Johnson's wife should change her name to Natasha

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz9wk8/boris_johnsons_wife_should_change_her_name_to/ (Leveller_Chaz)
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Ageing Women can feel pressure to dye their hair. Ageing men can feel pressure to not dye their hair.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz9qno/ageing_women_can_feel_pressure_to_dye_their_hair/ (Breeze_in_the_Trees)
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Cold water tastes so much better when you're actually thirsty

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz9pup/cold_water_tastes_so_much_better_when_youre/ (JamuelSackson420)
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Cold water tastes so much better when you're actually thirsty

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz9kxw/cold_water_tastes_so_much_better_when_youre/ (JamuelSackson420)
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When we water plants we give them life, so when earth makes it rain it’s giving humans life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz9kml/when_we_water_plants_we_give_them_life_so_when/ (manic_poop)
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All buckets have at least one hole.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz9gqu/all_buckets_have_at_least_one_hole/ (Mannyman101)
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If hairdressers don’t return to work, 90% of the world's blondes will probably disappear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz9egu/if_hairdressers_dont_return_to_work_90_of_the/ (Gregos81)
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Some film scores are the new classical music.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz9brd/some_film_scores_are_the_new_classical_music/ (absolutraj)
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A lot of adopted puppies are going to eventually face a harsh reality

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz9bi5/a_lot_of_adopted_puppies_are_going_to_eventually/ ([deleted])
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Google is encyclopedia, internet is library, PC is earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz9afa/google_is_encyclopedia_internet_is_library_pc_is/ (ChangedLaterOW)
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It's creepy when someone takes a photo of your house.... unless you live in a skyscraper.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz97u9/its_creepy_when_someone_takes_a_photo_of_your/ (DenL4242)
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Wearing white gloves isn’t a sign of wealth anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz97oi/wearing_white_gloves_isnt_a_sign_of_wealth_anymore/ (notprospero)
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At some point in a guys life a ruler has been a source of dissapointment or proudness

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz95b5/at_some_point_in_a_guys_life_a_ruler_has_been_a/ (Somnys)
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Walking through a drive through is finally acceptable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz9575/walking_through_a_drive_through_is_finally/ (notprospero)
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We’re living in the past, present, and future all at once.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz94yb/were_living_in_the_past_present_and_future_all_at/ (The-Yak-)
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You can't discreetly pick your noise while talking to a deaf person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz92qh/you_cant_discreetly_pick_your_noise_while_talking/ (DeJMan)
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The skys are clear but we still can't see the natural beauty

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz91gd/the_skys_are_clear_but_we_still_cant_see_the/ (quiltedmtheory)
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If you're willing to believe in conspiracy theories then you must also be willing to believe that some people intentionally spread misinformation for their own benefit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz9152/if_youre_willing_to_believe_in_conspiracy/ (betterupsetter)
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There's no such thing as a waste of space in space.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz9105/theres_no_such_thing_as_a_waste_of_space_in_space/ (MrNobudy)
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You don't have to be white to be white trash

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz901f/you_dont_have_to_be_white_to_be_white_trash/ (Jonnyjc)
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People from 1300 would find it nearly impossible to understand modern speech without the aid of a translator. In another 700 years, who knows how the way we will be speaking will change.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz8zds/people_from_1300_would_find_it_nearly_impossible/ (origami_drag0n)
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The entire world has been brought to its knees by a single pangolin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz8z08/the_entire_world_has_been_brought_to_its_knees_by/ (Kalapuya)
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If you punch a guy in the balls you are committing a mass murder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz8yz0/if_you_punch_a_guy_in_the_balls_you_are/ (BladeDash101)
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Stone is not a biodegradable material.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz8vnm/stone_is_not_a_biodegradable_material/ ([deleted])
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People like flowers because they sometimes turn into food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz8vnd/people_like_flowers_because_they_sometimes_turn/ (Ghosttwo)
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The majority of our education system is based on the possibility that Google will cease to exist in the future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz8qu3/the_majority_of_our_education_system_is_based_on/ (sam_kam)
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A firm handshake could be a sign of a good business man or a good wanker

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz8oca/a_firm_handshake_could_be_a_sign_of_a_good/ (RyGuy1209)
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Your shoes probably think you died

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz8noq/your_shoes_probably_think_you_died/ ([deleted])
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The first human to ever try chilli must have been really dumb

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz8mxu/the_first_human_to_ever_try_chilli_must_have_been/ (BeetleDJ)
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We need way more skybridges connecting buildings in the city

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz8lcu/we_need_way_more_skybridges_connecting_buildings/ (dedalusdiggle8)
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Many of us probably learn the concept of halves by saying how old we are as kids

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz8l31/many_of_us_probably_learn_the_concept_of_halves/ (bspencer626)
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With everyone being locked indoors, and getting horny, there is going to be a wave of girl next door fetishes in the coming years and decades.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz8j6w/with_everyone_being_locked_indoors_and_getting/ (MyKungFuIsGood)
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Fish and birds have so much in common. Fish fly through water and birds swim through air.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz8h6d/fish_and_birds_have_so_much_in_common_fish_fly/ (alax13)
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Soon Apple will bring back the glossy white design and all the fanboys are going to lose their minds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz8gw2/soon_apple_will_bring_back_the_glossy_white/ (dedalusdiggle8)
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Asexual reproducers probably look at the rest of us in shame for needing a partner to reproduce

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz8gbe/asexual_reproducers_probably_look_at_the_rest_of/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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Volcanoes don’t have their peaks, that’s why they’re so mad and hot headed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz8el4/volcanoes_dont_have_their_peaks_thats_why_theyre/ (Interstellar-Soul)
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We finally found a solution to the problem of mass shootings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz8dnz/we_finally_found_a_solution_to_the_problem_of/ (residentchubbychaser)
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Going to page 2 on pornhub is less stressful than going to page 2 on google.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz8ddc/going_to_page_2_on_pornhub_is_less_stressful_than/ (anakrusix)
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When you see the moon during the day, it is cheating on someone else's nighttime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz8czu/when_you_see_the_moon_during_the_day_it_is/ (blendergremlin)
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Birds are very disyiyjgtiuyoyioiiuuiuiuo kopiklopzoreè

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz8c3i/birds_are_very_disyiyjgtiuyoyioiiuuiuiuo/ (BlocklyGD)
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Tech geeks are the true unsung heroes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz8ab6/tech_geeks_are_the_true_unsung_heroes/ (Firexxik)
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If dodge makes an electric car youll need a dodge charger for your dodge charger

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz8770/if_dodge_makes_an_electric_car_youll_need_a_dodge/ ([deleted])
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“Are you smarter than a fifth grader” was more “look how much basic knowledge has changed since you were 10.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz85nj/are_you_smarter_than_a_fifth_grader_was_more_look/ (TommyWiseaus_butt)
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If Sauron's tower had a sniper rifle, people would've been screwed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz8400/if_saurons_tower_had_a_sniper_rifle_people/ (InnocentGrimReaper)
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In doom eternal the marauders short ranged weapon is a shotgun, and his long ranged weapon Is a axe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz83as/in_doom_eternal_the_marauders_short_ranged_weapon/ (wetnamE)
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Eunuchs probably get phantom itches like other limbs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz82yq/eunuchs_probably_get_phantom_itches_like_other/ (HiiakaIsHere)
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No Caesar ever invented a salad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz7zcq/no_caesar_ever_invented_a_salad/ (MercutioElessar)
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Your body grows up, but your mind just grows jaded.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz7y5q/your_body_grows_up_but_your_mind_just_grows_jaded/ (Breeze_in_the_Trees)
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When you’re falling asleep and your brain does that fake fall thing, that’s because you’re falling asleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz7wpj/when_youre_falling_asleep_and_your_brain_does/ (WhyMyLifeSoHard)
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When the media says that scientists found an earth-like planet, we assume it may have life on it, but we don't take in consideration that extraterrestrial life may require something that can't even be found on earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz7qk7/when_the_media_says_that_scientists_found_an/ (1to3_)
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Remy from Ratatouille could get away with murder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz7pm5/remy_from_ratatouille_could_get_away_with_murder/ (oogabooga25)
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If the sounds animals produce were proportional to their size, we would probably tell chihuahuas to bark louder instead of telling them to shut up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz7owx/if_the_sounds_animals_produce_were_proportional/ (winterthewinner)
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You have an 18 year free trial of life before you have to pay

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz7owt/you_have_an_18_year_free_trial_of_life_before_you/ (FDAF-Boi)
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Calling a kid "squirt" is actually really gross.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz7ihq/calling_a_kid_squirt_is_actually_really_gross/ (Elavabeth2)
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The idea of Rule 34 being applied to Tiger King scares me...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz7g9p/the_idea_of_rule_34_being_applied_to_tiger_king/ (BobbyAF)
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Exercise is mock drill of actual work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz7fzu/exercise_is_mock_drill_of_actual_work/ (dickalthon)
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Remembering a dream is the same as screen recording

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz7e8w/remembering_a_dream_is_the_same_as_screen/ (MemeReview2006)
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In movies involving Earth's population, we are uncredited actors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz7dcq/in_movies_involving_earths_population_we_are/ (KingJackson97)
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Clocks do "the wave" around the world twice a day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz7c82/clocks_do_the_wave_around_the_world_twice_a_day/ (scrollingmediator)
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From an economic standpoint, every movie has a director's cut.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz79dg/from_an_economic_standpoint_every_movie_has_a/ (FPL-Dog)
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The most unbelievable part of Harry Potter is that there were no pedo teachers that got sent to Azkaban.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz72k3/the_most_unbelievable_part_of_harry_potter_is/ (hmitch94)
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boogers are oobleck. Don't mess with them and they liquidate and drip, try to blow them out and they consolidate and you can't breathe through your nose

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz71hr/boogers_are_oobleck_dont_mess_with_them_and_they/ (IamAdogHi)
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We think of demons and ghosts scarier than Satan himself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz6z93/we_think_of_demons_and_ghosts_scarier_than_satan/ (poopyeteer)
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In Monopoly, the real monopoly is the bank not you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz6rxh/in_monopoly_the_real_monopoly_is_the_bank_not_you/ (desdemker)
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Steve Irwin is the only true tiger king.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fz6rux/steve_irwin_is_the_only_true_tiger_king/ (tom_is_the_bomb)
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People don’t have to have an opinion about everything. It’s perfectly fine to admit not having enough information about the topic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fyl5z7/people_dont_have_to_have_an_opinion_about/ (Amphibious_Fire)
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Another breaks down to “an other”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fyknqu/another_breaks_down_to_an_other/ (soyjackcringecomp)
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If plastic dinosaurs are made of plastic and plastic is made of oil and oil is made of dead dinosaur juice, plastic dinosaurs are made out of real dinosaurs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fykn84/if_plastic_dinosaurs_are_made_of_plastic_and/ (Boss-Boy-21)
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Dude sliding into your DMs unexpectedly is way better than a dude sliding into your BMs unexpectedly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fyjv43/dude_sliding_into_your_dms_unexpectedly_is_way/ (HouseGraham)
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Anesthesiologists could really freak patients out by suddenly bumping The Final Countdown

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fyjuts/anesthesiologists_could_really_freak_patients_out/ (moneybot13)
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dogs can live as long as some humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fyjtjd/dogs_can_live_as_long_as_some_humans/ (GermanySheppard)
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Everybody's voice sounds worse on camera but rockstars/popstars are the exact opposite.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fyjqdr/everybodys_voice_sounds_worse_on_camera_but/ (Soldmykids4_vegemite)
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A calender seems quite obsolete lately

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fyjo8g/a_calender_seems_quite_obsolete_lately/ (mikecheck211)
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Always sunny above the clouds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fyhn4c/always_sunny_above_the_clouds/ (moneybot13)
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The impact a movie has upon you actually depends on the company you’re watching it with.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fyhmre/the_impact_a_movie_has_upon_you_actually_depends/ (lazy-loner)
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Pregnant women are technically body builders.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fyhi5i/pregnant_women_are_technically_body_builders/ (windowlicker1234)
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Maybe Santa is real but 99.9% of us as kids were just sucky.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fyhbo2/maybe_santa_is_real_but_999_of_us_as_kids_were/ (Phenomonox)
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Step-sister porn puts a really bad stigma on step sibling relationships

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fyh9ej/stepsister_porn_puts_a_really_bad_stigma_on_step/ (BeachLink)
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All our Ancestors have gotten Laid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fyh71f/all_our_ancestors_have_gotten_laid/ ([deleted])
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Elevators are floor loading screens

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fyh6ec/elevators_are_floor_loading_screens/ ([deleted])
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The bar for “most successful species to ever inhabit the planet” is quite low.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fyh3f9/the_bar_for_most_successful_species_to_ever/ (TerribleLawGuy)
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Everyone secretly loves spilling hot wax onto their fingers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fygzuv/everyone_secretly_loves_spilling_hot_wax_onto/ (thgrt0)
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Fact checkers are protecting our reality.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fygzpy/fact_checkers_are_protecting_our_reality/ (farfetchedfrank)
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As men grow older it becomes difficult to urinate, as women grow older it becomes difficult to not urinate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fygys9/as_men_grow_older_it_becomes_difficult_to_urinate/ (CDJCNFCJHCNF)
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Adventurers in anime and fantasy fiction operate in a gig economy that is unsustainable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fygxm8/adventurers_in_anime_and_fantasy_fiction_operate/ (Kingflares)
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A 1/10 scale clone is funner and easier to keep around than a full size one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fygxbt/a_110_scale_clone_is_funner_and_easier_to_keep/ (moneybot13)
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As an adult, It’s acceptable to drink milk from animal titties, but not human titties

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fygtqm/as_an_adult_its_acceptable_to_drink_milk_from/ (Charlezingalls)
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LeBron James would probably be pretty good at scrabble if he devoted his life to it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy25nw/lebron_james_would_probably_be_pretty_good_at/ (porkyandbusty)
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In 30 years we’ll hear about co-vid patients permanently scarred from lung damage getting magical medical treatments to regenerate and repair their bodies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy22qk/in_30_years_well_hear_about_covid_patients/ (Ctown_struggles00)
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With humans stuck inside, pandas are finally having sex again. They probably don't like being watched.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy2037/with_humans_stuck_inside_pandas_are_finally/ (SmilingAssassin23)
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we have thoughts about our thoughts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy1ylq/we_have_thoughts_about_our_thoughts/ (saintnobleprodigy)
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Having sex is a dick move

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy1xqv/having_sex_is_a_dick_move/ (10thousandsuntans)
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There is probably a food that tastes so delicious but we will never get to eat it because we never though of putting the certain ingredients needed to make it together.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy1xa0/there_is_probably_a_food_that_tastes_so_delicious/ (MMarvelousBoy)
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Bubbles are definitely more concerning when you can't see where they're coming from.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy1vxw/bubbles_are_definitely_more_concerning_when_you/ (PretendThisIsAName)
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Grocery store owners are probably going to become the richest people in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy1s4w/grocery_store_owners_are_probably_going_to_become/ (MasterWillyp)
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The parts of your face you can see are your nose, eyelids, lips and tongue

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy1pvz/the_parts_of_your_face_you_can_see_are_your_nose/ (reddit-user-1000)
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Pizza is a circle served in triangles inside a square box.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy1pkr/pizza_is_a_circle_served_in_triangles_inside_a/ (tidal_anomaly1029)
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The Simpsons are elves according to the four finger identification in The Dragon Prince.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy1p89/the_simpsons_are_elves_according_to_the_four/ (NaiadoftheSea)
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Since impersonating a police officer is a crime many actors are technically criminals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy1or1/since_impersonating_a_police_officer_is_a_crime/ (writeprompter)
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Anything is microwave safe until you turn it on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy1o2g/anything_is_microwave_safe_until_you_turn_it_on/ (Jim_Dickskin)
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NASCAR is for people too stupid to watch Formula 1

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy1ndb/nascar_is_for_people_too_stupid_to_watch_formula_1/ (porkyandbusty)
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The tiger king might not have been the hero that we wanted, but he is the hero we need.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy1kf5/the_tiger_king_might_not_have_been_the_hero_that/ (them00dy)
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Heinz Doofenschmirtz is probably one of the villains with the most complex backstories

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy1j4r/heinz_doofenschmirtz_is_probably_one_of_the/ (SaltyHuman111)
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Be a maggot before you can fly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy1ifh/be_a_maggot_before_you_can_fly/ (balbertborring)
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"I'm gonna make a preschool for boys" sounds a lot like "I'm gonna make capris cool for boys"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy1i18/im_gonna_make_a_preschool_for_boys_sounds_a_lot/ (godickygodickygo)
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Technically Justin Timberlake's most heard song is the Mcdonald's slogan

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy1fq1/technically_justin_timberlakes_most_heard_song_is/ (forehead___)
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Your salary is your companies monthly subscription fee of you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy1dri/your_salary_is_your_companies_monthly/ (DaLionheart101)
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Inheritance is your relatives dropping loot when they die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy1dor/inheritance_is_your_relatives_dropping_loot_when/ (I-like-to-comment)
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Horses walk on their toenails

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy1djf/horses_walk_on_their_toenails/ (kylelinder)
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When somebody dies via murder they technically didn’t die alone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy1d0b/when_somebody_dies_via_murder_they_technically/ (Space_Wave777)
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It's funny how in 10 years Mark Zuckerberg managed to go down from the person of the year to one of the most despised people on the planet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy1ckt/its_funny_how_in_10_years_mark_zuckerberg_managed/ (arkarkrus)
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So many people enjoy hot water as long as they can, but they can't stand laying on the warmer side of a pillow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy1brh/so_many_people_enjoy_hot_water_as_long_as_they/ (HannibalGoddamnit)
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Thursday the Thirteenth makes much more spooky sense

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy19ws/thursday_the_thirteenth_makes_much_more_spooky/ (alittle2hi)
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It’s not until you get a really good massage that you realise why your dog never want you to stop petting them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy186j/its_not_until_you_get_a_really_good_massage_that/ (ero_senin05)
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Pigs are dirty dogs that oink

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy157z/pigs_are_dirty_dogs_that_oink/ (porkyandbusty)
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Never in the history of calming down has anybody ever calmed down by being told to "calm down".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy151g/never_in_the_history_of_calming_down_has_anybody/ (Tis_A_Rando_Account)
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A good way to know if a person is mentality stable is by looking at their relationships with other people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy146i/a_good_way_to_know_if_a_person_is_mentality/ (natty_vegan_chicken)
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Small is Large when your eating something you don't like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy12r2/small_is_large_when_your_eating_something_you/ (HellaHellFire)
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Cats can suck their own dicks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy11w8/cats_can_suck_their_own_dicks/ (juiceboxvendor)
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Nothing says essential worker like a thirty minute lunch break.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy105q/nothing_says_essential_worker_like_a_thirty/ (Rounder057)
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Our ancestors struggled and evolved for billions of years, generation after generation, and then we decided to just not have kids

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy0zud/our_ancestors_struggled_and_evolved_for_billions/ (neilader)
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local multiplayer on fps games was the 1st method of stream sniping

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy0zdy/local_multiplayer_on_fps_games_was_the_1st_method/ (dippybud400)
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Sitting down in an actual pizza place and eating pizza with the family is really no longer a thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy0yjz/sitting_down_in_an_actual_pizza_place_and_eating/ (moneybot13)
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Paranoia is humans' real sixth sense

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy0xi6/paranoia_is_humans_real_sixth_sense/ (moneybot13)
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When you aggressively tickle someone, you're essentially poking at a skeleton and creating a response.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy0xdi/when_you_aggressively_tickle_someone_youre/ (deebo305)
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There’s a opposite of almost everything except gravity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy0vib/theres_a_opposite_of_almost_everything_except/ (EpicEmpires)
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It's impossible to think of a color that you've never seen before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy0uxq/its_impossible_to_think_of_a_color_that_youve/ (Codgrammerx)
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Trees are bits of the sky that have become solid and stuck to the ground

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy0qf5/trees_are_bits_of_the_sky_that_have_become_solid/ (kabukistar)
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99% of people who did a successful heimlich maneuver probably learned it from tv

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy0oi5/99_of_people_who_did_a_successful_heimlich/ (urbandk84)
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Having gay parents must be horrible

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy0obq/having_gay_parents_must_be_horrible/ (Imbuedartox)
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Even though he lives elsewhere, Joe Exotic is peak Florida Man.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy0oad/even_though_he_lives_elsewhere_joe_exotic_is_peak/ (JS671779)
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If the universe is infinite, then the universe must also contain itself in its entirety somewhere inside of itself, which then must also contain the entire universe inside of it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy0oaa/if_the_universe_is_infinite_then_the_universe/ (R50cent)
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Listen we’re all gonna die, we’re all gonna die, might as well just die and get it over with.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy0nqt/listen_were_all_gonna_die_were_all_gonna_die/ (DasBearTV)
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Your alarm clock music is technically your theme song that plays at the beginning of each episode in your life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy0mgw/your_alarm_clock_music_is_technically_your_theme/ (chinnick967)
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Kids might be forced to read twilight in the future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy0lqt/kids_might_be_forced_to_read_twilight_in_the/ (Delphox66)
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There are two types of people in the world. Those who kept all there Play-doh colors separate so as not to ruin them, and monsters who just want to watch the world burn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy0ktq/there_are_two_types_of_people_in_the_world_those/ (Prodigy829)
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Condom companies prevent their own future customers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy0kf2/condom_companies_prevent_their_own_future/ (ASuds_65)
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can’t even sit in ur damn car on GTA without a 15 year old doin u like they did Pac

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy0ioi/cant_even_sit_in_ur_damn_car_on_gta_without_a_15/ (BadVibesX_X)
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Eventually USB-C will be able to handle 8K resolution

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy0hfu/eventually_usbc_will_be_able_to_handle_8k/ (illprobablyneverstop)
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When you smash, you both crash.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy0gsp/when_you_smash_you_both_crash/ (korium_d)
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No one has ever been inside an empty room.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy0e3t/no_one_has_ever_been_inside_an_empty_room/ (Therunner1326)
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If your paying tax your technically paying the police to arrest you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy0dcr/if_your_paying_tax_your_technically_paying_the/ (Fresh2DeathKid)
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Smart people think they are dumb. Dumb people think they are smart.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy0d69/smart_people_think_they_are_dumb_dumb_people/ (crazy_brazy22)
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A single company owns the largest browser, search engine, video site, email, cloud storage, and e-teaching site.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy0d1r/a_single_company_owns_the_largest_browser_search/ (atomicmapping)
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Tweets are stored in databases and databases are stored in physical data storage units which consume electricity, therefore every tweet you post consume electricity until you delete it. It's like leaving a light bulb open in a much smaller scale.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy0csx/tweets_are_stored_in_databases_and_databases_are/ (SlayerSkeleton)
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Whoever discovered cow milk must have been doing weird stuff to the cow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy0co6/whoever_discovered_cow_milk_must_have_been_doing/ (Pristine_Flatworm)
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We are grounded by Earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy0c4y/we_are_grounded_by_earth/ (jrtts)
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Never before has clearing your throat been such a power move.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy082s/never_before_has_clearing_your_throat_been_such_a/ (InappropriateEbonics)
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If you drink too many six-packs, you’ll never have one of your own.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy07hh/if_you_drink_too_many_sixpacks_youll_never_have/ (BallsOfJericho)
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No matter where you are, when you are ready to take a shower, someone else is already dong it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy070w/no_matter_where_you_are_when_you_are_ready_to/ (AzureFolder)
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We also have the knowledge of how to do some real FUCKED UP SHIT involving humans and genetic manipulation. That's how you know there's definitely someone out there doing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy06z8/we_also_have_the_knowledge_of_how_to_do_some_real/ (Lookinshreddedbro)
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No one will know you're a grower after you die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy022p/no_one_will_know_youre_a_grower_after_you_die/ (managarmr666)
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Some of your future grandkids gonna find your nudes online.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy01rz/some_of_your_future_grandkids_gonna_find_your/ (RXZVP)
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We all have our secret method for letting out a silent fart. The most popular one is the cheek-spreading technique.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fy017t/we_all_have_our_secret_method_for_letting_out_a/ (polotrav)
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The person who wins the third prize always looks more happier than the person getting the second prize

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxzyta/the_person_who_wins_the_third_prize_always_looks/ (__Dawn__Amber__)
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Joe exotic is a perfect prime example of a florida man.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxzyt3/joe_exotic_is_a_perfect_prime_example_of_a/ (hungryfordonuts5)
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Dogs would probably be heartbroken if they found out we can be allergic to them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxzxzf/dogs_would_probably_be_heartbroken_if_they_found/ (A-Pinto-Bean)
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Going back to work is going to be the most tragic "It's Monday" ever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxzxf3/going_back_to_work_is_going_to_be_the_most_tragic/ (SDR_Bug)
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nun is the letter "n" doing a cartwheel

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxztlx/nun_is_the_letter_n_doing_a_cartwheel/ (SpinalPrizon)
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The inventor of sarcasm must've really confused a lot of people at first.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxzsoi/the_inventor_of_sarcasm_mustve_really_confused_a/ (Jimmyg100)
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You know you’ve grown when you can trash talk your younger self

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxzrp4/you_know_youve_grown_when_you_can_trash_talk_your/ (Blue_Jay2735)
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“Thin Ice” still has to be pretty thick to support a human.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxzomr/thin_ice_still_has_to_be_pretty_thick_to_support/ (PKPUK390)
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Because of the many different types of food there are worldwide, it is very likely you will never taste what your actual favorite food is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxzoe7/because_of_the_many_different_types_of_food_there/ (LipstickOnaPear)
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The mass take up of mask wearing in the west will pretty well end public face recognition cameras.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxzo4j/the_mass_take_up_of_mask_wearing_in_the_west_will/ (monkeypowah)
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Because of how many different types of food there is in the world, it is very likely you will never taste your actual "favorite" food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxznbn/because_of_how_many_different_types_of_food_there/ ([deleted])
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Refrigerators need mirrors inside on the back so you can see what the hell is going on back there

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxzmra/refrigerators_need_mirrors_inside_on_the_back_so/ (moneybot13)
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There's some dude that has to clean up Spider Mans webs all over NYC and he will be the greatest villain in Marvel history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxzlpk/theres_some_dude_that_has_to_clean_up_spider_mans/ (gnashtyladdie)
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Science is a made up thing that tells us what is made up or not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxzjws/science_is_a_made_up_thing_that_tells_us_what_is/ (going2leavethishere)
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A 3D Printer is an Etch-A-Sketch that's transcended into another dimension.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxzj3n/a_3d_printer_is_an_etchasketch_thats_transcended/ (SapientMeat)
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Bread is a lot like the sun, it rises in the yeast and sets in the waist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxzix3/bread_is_a_lot_like_the_sun_it_rises_in_the_yeast/ (ThineGreatPotato)
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Being a mermaid/merman sounds cool on paper, until you realize your swimming in your own shit like all the other sea creatures

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxzhio/being_a_mermaidmerman_sounds_cool_on_paper_until/ (MasterofCreamCheese)
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As hard as it is to fathom, there is likely footage of Drakes dancing for the Hotline Bling video that was considered TOO cringy by the editor to be in the final cut.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxzhi1/as_hard_as_it_is_to_fathom_there_is_likely/ (justmikewilldo)
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If cars were dogs then limousines would become dachshunds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxzgyy/if_cars_were_dogs_then_limousines_would_become/ (SweetDreamur)
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Coconuts have fur and produce milk, therefore they are mammals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxzfx7/coconuts_have_fur_and_produce_milk_therefore_they/ (wonderwallpersona)
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Calling shotgun is the one rule kids actually respect

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxzcp9/calling_shotgun_is_the_one_rule_kids_actually/ (moneybot13)
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The person who implemented smartphone screens dimming before they turn off probably doesn't get enough recognition

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxzb6b/the_person_who_implemented_smartphone_screens/ (IRON_IMPERIAL_9)
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Caring less about what you can't control is arguably the most difficult "easy" thing to do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxz9r5/caring_less_about_what_you_cant_control_is/ (ThaMasterRoshi)
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You could easily convince a blind person there are dragons, they just don't come around much

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxz9qn/you_could_easily_convince_a_blind_person_there/ (OhShitMyDadsHome)
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Lady Gaga's world wide concert for Global Citizens and the raise of 35 million dollars donation is literally a hone project.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxz92t/lady_gagas_world_wide_concert_for_global_citizens/ (HalfSourCantaloupe)
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To know Science is to know the future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxz8hd/to_know_science_is_to_know_the_future/ (Mystiti)
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If you water water, the water is guaranteed to grow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxz7ee/if_you_water_water_the_water_is_guaranteed_to_grow/ (susgunner-)
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The amount of break ins has neither lowered nor risen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxz7cf/the_amount_of_break_ins_has_neither_lowered_nor/ (LelEpicDuck)
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If a sports team won their last game of the season, they were either so good that they won the championship, or so bad that they didn't make the playoffs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxz6wu/if_a_sports_team_won_their_last_game_of_the/ (mugen_spiegel)
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If you see the word gluten on food packaging, that’s probably because the food doesn’t have it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxz6l3/if_you_see_the_word_gluten_on_food_packaging/ (ByeItsWaffles98)
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Doc could have just put the Flux Capacitor up his butt and jumped off a building

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxz6e3/doc_could_have_just_put_the_flux_capacitor_up_his/ (moneybot13)
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The Library of Congress is probably the largest collection of porn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxz5sn/the_library_of_congress_is_probably_the_largest/ (LEGOVLIVE)
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When teachers expel kids they are ruining their cash flow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxz46o/when_teachers_expel_kids_they_are_ruining_their/ (Ivan-Leif)
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Future generations will find it shocking that we wash our poo away with drinking water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxz44t/future_generations_will_find_it_shocking_that_we/ (scone94)
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We buy trash bags just to throw them away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxz3dv/we_buy_trash_bags_just_to_throw_them_away/ (CrunchyWatermelons)
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There is always a 1 sq.ft area you have never walked in your house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxz29m/there_is_always_a_1_sqft_area_you_have_never/ (rockeypokey)
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There is someone somewhere developing something that will launch and go largely unnoticed for years. Then something will happen in the world and suddenly that something will become hugely popular and the creator(s) will be caught completely off guard by the overnight success.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxz20b/there_is_someone_somewhere_developing_something/ (f84fe3)
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Seven is the only digit worthy of two syllables, for some reason.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxz1g4/seven_is_the_only_digit_worthy_of_two_syllables/ ([deleted])
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If you take away all the nostalgic parts of vaperwave music. Then you basically created daycore music

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxz0q3/if_you_take_away_all_the_nostalgic_parts_of/ (Tanner9078)
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The idea of rounding numbers up has saved millions of people’s grades.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxyz7f/the_idea_of_rounding_numbers_up_has_saved/ (im-a-simple-guy)
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Most strictly was their socks but few strictly wash their feet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxyx1k/most_strictly_was_their_socks_but_few_strictly/ ([deleted])
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If past lives are real than you could possibly be one of your own ancestors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxywkx/if_past_lives_are_real_than_you_could_possibly_be/ (ninjasareinmyhouse)
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When a game has micro-transactions, the game plays you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxyw3m/when_a_game_has_microtransactions_the_game_plays/ (JGP793)
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Restaurants inside airport terminals offer exclusive dining

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxyv9w/restaurants_inside_airport_terminals_offer/ (moneybot13)
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There probably were species which didn’t feel pleasure during sex and went extinct due to the lack of motivation to reproduce

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxyv6z/there_probably_were_species_which_didnt_feel/ (legallytaken)
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There's only one sunset that has Been moving around earth since billions of years ago

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxyuva/theres_only_one_sunset_that_has_been_moving/ (canserelberobero)
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If Hope Sheriff Will Teasle knew of Rambo before he walked into town, There never would have been a Rambo First Blood Movie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxyu8p/if_hope_sheriff_will_teasle_knew_of_rambo_before/ (funinsun10)
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You are never able to rip out both of your arms only using your arms

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxysdp/you_are_never_able_to_rip_out_both_of_your_arms/ (awesomehuder)
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As your neurons start to misfire, they twitch. That's why old people like rocking chairs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxyrx6/as_your_neurons_start_to_misfire_they_twitch/ (TheEvilBunnyLord)
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It never feels like tomorrow unless you go to sleep and wake up staying awake till the next day doesn't count

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxyrul/it_never_feels_like_tomorrow_unless_you_go_to/ (ninjasareinmyhouse)
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Montreal Style Bagels have everything you want in a romantic partner

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxyrp0/montreal_style_bagels_have_everything_you_want_in/ (HRolandTGunner1967)
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From the point of view of fruits, we are eating dead bodies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxyrky/from_the_point_of_view_of_fruits_we_are_eating/ (tarantulator)
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There's probably going to be a lot of people with newly-developed agoraphobia in the near future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxyr8i/theres_probably_going_to_be_a_lot_of_people_with/ (Irarhet)
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Since numbers are infinite, every word must be a number

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxyqol/since_numbers_are_infinite_every_word_must_be_a/ (dedalusdiggle8)
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You are probably in a picture frame in a random stranger’s house because you were in the background

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxyq8q/you_are_probably_in_a_picture_frame_in_a_random/ (FullMetalGecko)
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Technically the pointing the middle finger is sign language

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxyq68/technically_the_pointing_the_middle_finger_is/ (FoxyDERPking435)
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There isn't one "perfect" temperature in the shower. You probably just get acclimated, then any deviation from that temperature feels like an extreme change.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxypr2/there_isnt_one_perfect_temperature_in_the_shower/ (HOVSEPYAN0)
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If spicy is hot, then minty is cold

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxymwd/if_spicy_is_hot_then_minty_is_cold/ (Morgen_Beast)
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The magical creatures that Hagrid took the most care of were Harry, Ron, and Hermione.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxymck/the_magical_creatures_that_hagrid_took_the_most/ (nealamanisampat)
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There’s going to be a serious shortage of new movies in the theatres when they reopen for a year or two.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxylf7/theres_going_to_be_a_serious_shortage_of_new/ (Poeticyst)
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The Kids in ''Charlie and the Chocolate factory'' represents the '7 deadly sins' Augustus = Gluttony/Sloth | Veronica = Greed/lust | Mike Teevee = Wrath | Violet = Pride.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxyleu/the_kids_in_charlie_and_the_chocolate_factory/ (CarpetH4ter)
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You can literally accomplish anything as long as you put all your energy into it, if you don't succeed than your not passionate about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxyl72/you_can_literally_accomplish_anything_as_long_as/ (ninjasareinmyhouse)
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When we change our clothes, hair color or makeup, we basically customize ourselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxykss/when_we_change_our_clothes_hair_color_or_makeup/ (superfluousrebellion)
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Your salary is your company's monthly subscription fee to you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxykg0/your_salary_is_your_companys_monthly_subscription/ (IcyFire69420)
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Your salary is your company's monthly subscription fee to you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxyk8n/your_salary_is_your_companys_monthly_subscription/ (IcyFire69420)
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People with Dissociative Identity Disorder can tell inside jokes about themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxyjql/people_with_dissociative_identity_disorder_can/ (indium-man)
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When we go to the zoo we usually want the animals to be moving around doing fun things and we are let down when they are not. But when you think about if humans had an exhibit at a zoo we would probably be mostly sitting on couches and on computers being lazy and just eating and napping too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxyjf4/when_we_go_to_the_zoo_we_usually_want_the_animals/ (Deanothedino)
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Flossing is workout for gums.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxyj98/flossing_is_workout_for_gums/ (HairyHematologist)
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Looking at running as jumping as fast as you can over and over really changes the concept.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxyj3w/looking_at_running_as_jumping_as_fast_as_you_can/ (hornet1131)
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It's strange that in 24-hour system it's never 24 hours, but in 12-hour system it's 12 hours twice a day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxyiyb/its_strange_that_in_24hour_system_its_never_24/ (TwitterGuy9726)
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you can't send thoughts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxyibo/you_cant_send_thoughts/ (apickyreader)
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If you get bored of normal dreams just sleep on your back and wait till you get sleep paralysis

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxygz0/if_you_get_bored_of_normal_dreams_just_sleep_on/ (ninjasareinmyhouse)
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Clouds are giant brightness sliders

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxygmh/clouds_are_giant_brightness_sliders/ (elscotto80)
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Our largest organ is the only one that grows back.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxyfwz/our_largest_organ_is_the_only_one_that_grows_back/ (gluuey)
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So Easter Sunday is the next cult death mixer thingy majig.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxyfvz/so_easter_sunday_is_the_next_cult_death_mixer/ (hellasbronmurica)
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If you actually laughed out loud as much as you send "lol" in your text messages, you'd probably seem insane.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxydxt/if_you_actually_laughed_out_loud_as_much_as_you/ (tayythechosen)
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Forget the person but don’t forget the lesson.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxyc21/forget_the_person_but_dont_forget_the_lesson/ (KingMjolnir)
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If a pregnant woman goes swimming she becomes a human submarine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxyb0p/if_a_pregnant_woman_goes_swimming_she_becomes_a/ (Laert_Lani)
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It is probably not a bad idea to implement one-way sidewalks in most cities.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxyavw/it_is_probably_not_a_bad_idea_to_implement_oneway/ (mlouisa70394)
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If we were able to record our dreams, we would need a super-high-speed camera.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxy9cb/if_we_were_able_to_record_our_dreams_we_would/ (MttroTesslar)
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it was all good just a month ago

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxy8zz/it_was_all_good_just_a_month_ago/ (zleb_mada)
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Atoms don’t touch each other, and since we’re made out of atoms, you’ve never touched anything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxy8me/atoms_dont_touch_each_other_and_since_were_made/ (mango-tornado)
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If you have a code lock that doesn’t show how many digits and doesn’t show if the password is right or wrong until you press enter even if they know what numbers go into the code they still can’t open it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxy8ib/if_you_have_a_code_lock_that_doesnt_show_how_many/ (ScionWarrior)
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You trust your brain A LOT. Even with your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxy8bu/you_trust_your_brain_a_lot_even_with_your_life/ (Morpheus512)
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Uniformity can be both boring and comforting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxy7sq/uniformity_can_be_both_boring_and_comforting/ (step6666)
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If you were to walk in a straight line you would eventually end up where you started isn't that crazy? Suck on that flat earthers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxy6u2/if_you_were_to_walk_in_a_straight_line_you_would/ (ninjasareinmyhouse)
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You can gain years in experience at a task quickly by trading years of life lost due to stress on a task.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxy5cc/you_can_gain_years_in_experience_at_a_task/ (epi_glowworm)
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Animals who eat nettles and thistles would probably describe them as spicy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxy404/animals_who_eat_nettles_and_thistles_would/ (MartyWhelan)
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Saying someone is a hypocrite makes you a hypocrite if you are a hypocrite

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxy3vg/saying_someone_is_a_hypocrite_makes_you_a/ ([deleted])
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Breaking up with someone in a public place to avoid causing a scene is a common scene in movies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxy36b/breaking_up_with_someone_in_a_public_place_to/ (UpsetSean)
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People who only have one device left must be nervous as hell for when something happens to that last device

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxy2yb/people_who_only_have_one_device_left_must_be/ (Hytherefellowpeople)
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Most pets live their whole live as a virgin

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxy23r/most_pets_live_their_whole_live_as_a_virgin/ (looser186)
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Everything tastes better when you cook it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxy07e/everything_tastes_better_when_you_cook_it/ (hintisnun)
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There’s a person out there that looks exactly like you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxxx4j/theres_a_person_out_there_that_looks_exactly_like/ (mango-tornado)
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A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxxwsb/a_penis_has_a_sad_life_his_hair_is_a_mess_his/ (DelusionalRetard12)
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Joe Exotic missed a chance by not calling himself joexotic....

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxxwla/joe_exotic_missed_a_chance_by_not_calling_himself/ (noodlesvonsoup)
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If you were to take a rock from space and bring it back to earth you would have single handedly make the earth heavier than it already was because everything we build came from t the earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxxw9s/if_you_were_to_take_a_rock_from_space_and_bring/ (ninjasareinmyhouse)
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Everyone likes going to the store for groceries but no one wants to take the groceries inside the house

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxxw0o/everyone_likes_going_to_the_store_for_groceries/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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People don’t like people who think they are perfect, but they tell people who don’t love themselves that they are perfect.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxxuru/people_dont_like_people_who_think_they_are/ (hiiam_larry)
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You can figure out how many offspring an animal will have by subtracting the number of nipples they have by 1

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxxu4d/you_can_figure_out_how_many_offspring_an_animal/ (DaisyDQ)
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Prison is probably the only place that if you break into, they'll let you stay in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxxt9c/prison_is_probably_the_only_place_that_if_you/ (__bigbackclock__)
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The slowest way to die is by staying alive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxxsx7/the_slowest_way_to_die_is_by_staying_alive/ (mango-tornado)
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We can thank boredom for the creation of sports

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxxs8g/we_can_thank_boredom_for_the_creation_of_sports/ (Creamtri)
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“Blushing” is inadvertently an accurate portmanteau of “blood” and “rushing”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxxroh/blushing_is_inadvertently_an_accurate_portmanteau/ (4acodmt92)
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We no longer have to pretend that we can't go out. However, we also can't pretend we won't make the online gathering because we're out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxxr92/we_no_longer_have_to_pretend_that_we_cant_go_out/ (Kymer72)
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With everyone inside and animals roaming the streets, the world has become a reverse zoo.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxxr1v/with_everyone_inside_and_animals_roaming_the/ (--Tom)
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If Harry Potter has trouble making friends it's because he bought all the candy on the train, preventing everyone from having one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxxqbb/if_harry_potter_has_trouble_making_friends_its/ (Ozhael)
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There are an innumerable number of numbers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxxptv/there_are_an_innumerable_number_of_numbers/ (ValuableJellynut)
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If you think of a Dog in your head, it's not really a Dog.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxxplk/if_you_think_of_a_dog_in_your_head_its_not_really/ (DanBoi1)
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Bill Gates could give every person on earth 1 million dollars and still be a billionaire

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxxocs/bill_gates_could_give_every_person_on_earth_1/ ([deleted])
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With DisneyLand being empty, it looks like a big empty Zoo, and we were the animals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxxngc/with_disneyland_being_empty_it_looks_like_a_big/ (1000asses)
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Concerts are very selfish karaokes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxxneo/concerts_are_very_selfish_karaokes/ (Kaick_Filipe47)
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Holding the power button to shut a computer down is the technological version of suffocating someone with a pillow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxxnbt/holding_the_power_button_to_shut_a_computer_down/ (souzones1711)
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If the internet disappeared tomorrow, we'd suddenly find out there are nowhere near as many 'activists' as we thought there were.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxxn3z/if_the_internet_disappeared_tomorrow_wed_suddenly/ (Saul_g0od)
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FedEx/UPS must be setting records for number of packages delivered on the first attempt

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxxls1/fedexups_must_be_setting_records_for_number_of/ (Ty__Webb)
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Whenever we see a human skull, they have near perfect teeth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxxj4e/whenever_we_see_a_human_skull_they_have_near/ (sisonp)
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The bouncy house industry has completely deflated

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxxird/the_bouncy_house_industry_has_completely_deflated/ (moneybot13)
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Seeing your wife while swiping on Tinder is the modern day version of the Pina Colada song.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxxi1d/seeing_your_wife_while_swiping_on_tinder_is_the/ (erik_martenson)
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Sigmund Freud would get a good chuckle out of the popularity of “step“ family porn

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxxhz5/sigmund_freud_would_get_a_good_chuckle_out_of_the/ (DirtyTJ)
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There are likely some truly amazing performances in cinematography, makeup, costuming, acting, scoring, etc. that have been missed by almost everyone because they happened to be in a terrible movie that hardly anyone has seen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxxgqi/there_are_likely_some_truly_amazing_performances/ (samx3i)
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You look very suspicious to the person that coincidentally walks into your room just as you go to close tab or window you are finished with

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxxgoq/you_look_very_suspicious_to_the_person_that/ (Complecsity)
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Willy Wonka secretly ran a factory on slave labor for years and not a single person investigated his wage or labor practices.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxxg2i/willy_wonka_secretly_ran_a_factory_on_slave_labor/ (neilader)
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People don’t actually “Die from old age”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxxfwl/people_dont_actually_die_from_old_age/ (JohnJackField)
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Since cellulose is used to make plastic, plastic plants are part real plant

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxxdkq/since_cellulose_is_used_to_make_plastic_plastic/ (Net_Blazer)
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People who give 1 word answers on dating apps are human versions of magic 8 balls.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxxa04/people_who_give_1_word_answers_on_dating_apps_are/ (kmaet11)
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Socks are foot condoms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxx88s/socks_are_foot_condoms/ (CykaByat1922)
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Vanilla is considered to be plain but it is only because it was so popular that everyone loved it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxx7eg/vanilla_is_considered_to_be_plain_but_it_is_only/ (Sujjin)
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June bugs would feel real dumb if they knew what month it was

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxx6ze/june_bugs_would_feel_real_dumb_if_they_knew_what/ (throatimpaler)
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When you have a fever you are closer to being liquid than usual

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxx60i/when_you_have_a_fever_you_are_closer_to_being/ (randomimbecile)
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Gangsters are the most codependent humans ever since they always have to take their crew everywhere they go.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxx5xf/gangsters_are_the_most_codependent_humans_ever/ (jesus_anal_juice)
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On average, the average person goes shopping when it's busier than average.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxx3vn/on_average_the_average_person_goes_shopping_when/ (BoldSyntax)
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Willy Wonka loved his Oompa Loompas because living alone with depression and anxiety, he had started to grow used to it and would celebrate his failures. Which is why as the kids screwed up and were taken away in fashion, everyone else showed horror but he just felt normal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxx3sd/willy_wonka_loved_his_oompa_loompas_because/ (JashBhanushali)
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if you have no debts and 10 dollars in your pocket, you’re richer than many people in your country

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxx23k/if_you_have_no_debts_and_10_dollars_in_your/ (yourlocalkebabdealer)
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Everyone in Star Wars knows everyone else's number.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxx13n/everyone_in_star_wars_knows_everyone_elses_number/ (clarinetpanda)
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People born in 2000 use zero based indexing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxx0wq/people_born_in_2000_use_zero_based_indexing/ (EmperorParth)
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You don’t realize how dependent you are on chewing on one side until that side gets injured.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxwwb2/you_dont_realize_how_dependent_you_are_on_chewing/ (-PinaKoala-)
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"The bigger they are, the harder they fall." is inaccurate as how hard someone falls is related to mass and acceleration, but not volume.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxwup8/the_bigger_they_are_the_harder_they_fall_is/ (Nicholas-Pressey)
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90+ year-olds must be really surprised at how eventful the last 20 years have been...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxwpvb/90_yearolds_must_be_really_surprised_at_how/ (RupFox)
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Delivery drivers know more about people than their closest friends

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxwpeo/delivery_drivers_know_more_about_people_than/ (isaacmorton)
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Trees are the second most dominant lifeforms on Earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxwor5/trees_are_the_second_most_dominant_lifeforms_on/ (shuuellyd)
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Being on a group text feels like a party in your pants.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxwoo4/being_on_a_group_text_feels_like_a_party_in_your/ (MoesOnMyLeft)
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We tell our pets no more food when they want more but after our main meal we’ll go back for seconds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxwo74/we_tell_our_pets_no_more_food_when_they_want_more/ (Aquinse)
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There are people in the world who brush their teeth with warm water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxwm6j/there_are_people_in_the_world_who_brush_their/ (endofsummerskin)
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If refrigerators came with locks we would have a lot more control over what goes in and what comes out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxwlsn/if_refrigerators_came_with_locks_we_would_have_a/ (Deanothedino)
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Someone may have unintentionally made a house in sims that’s very similar to your real house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxwkzf/someone_may_have_unintentionally_made_a_house_in/ (PatientParfait)
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An Erection is technically a kind of blushing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxwja4/an_erection_is_technically_a_kind_of_blushing/ (Endreho)
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Potions in the Elder Scrolls probably have fruit or meat in them not for medicinal or magical reasons, but to dull the taste of the spider eggs or insect parts or giant toes that are also commonly used as alchemy ingredients.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxwiw2/potions_in_the_elder_scrolls_probably_have_fruit/ (olliedawg)
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A vampire would prefer to go down on a girl when she (the girl) is on her period.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxwivl/a_vampire_would_prefer_to_go_down_on_a_girl_when/ (im_rlly_lonely)
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Fun facts are very short true stories.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxwiti/fun_facts_are_very_short_true_stories/ (horsecave)
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Toy plants are made up plastic , plastics made from coal , coal is made from Plants that got buried millions of year ago... Plastic plants are made up from real plants

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxwhtz/toy_plants_are_made_up_plastic_plastics_made_from/ (IamAdamWarlock)
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The second story part of the building for you could be the first floor for someone else

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxwhkk/the_second_story_part_of_the_building_for_you/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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Your life just became a bottle episode. Producers are saving the budget for that expensive mid-season cliffhanger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxwgom/your_life_just_became_a_bottle_episode_producers/ (michael_treder)
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You know how to talk before you know how to spell.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxwea6/you_know_how_to_talk_before_you_know_how_to_spell/ (decaffeinatedschnapp)
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You are probably in some random people’s photos in a picture frame in some strangers house because you were in the background of the picture.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxwe67/you_are_probably_in_some_random_peoples_photos_in/ (khairstoniii)
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There’s a lot of animals that we have heard of but once we’ve seen them we didn’t even know they existed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxwdrq/theres_a_lot_of_animals_that_we_have_heard_of_but/ ([deleted])
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Since all the trash from ISS is disposed by burning it in the atmosphere, that's astronaut poop you are breathing right now

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxwbiw/since_all_the_trash_from_iss_is_disposed_by/ (fatpapava)
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Crazy how read and lead rhyme,and read and lead also rhyme, but read and lead don’t and neither does read and lead

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxw9hn/crazy_how_read_and_lead_rhymeand_read_and_lead/ (that-one-guy420)
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doofenshmerts whould have been a lot more successful if he made sex toys

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxw69w/doofenshmerts_whould_have_been_a_lot_more/ (wheatdud)
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Dicks rarely get a tan

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxw5qo/dicks_rarely_get_a_tan/ (moneybot13)
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Many people would rather kill another human than harm their own pets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxw5jm/many_people_would_rather_kill_another_human_than/ (Hytherefellowpeople)
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Gen Z was named because it will be the last generation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxw5hn/gen_z_was_named_because_it_will_be_the_last/ (slapmyfolds)
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Maybe Batman doesn't cover all of his face so the police know he is white.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxw4l0/maybe_batman_doesnt_cover_all_of_his_face_so_the/ (Po1sonator)
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Smartphones have done away with a random 1 popping up in a line of exclamation marks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxw1fc/smartphones_have_done_away_with_a_random_1/ (mimiccombatsociety)
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The longer we go without a haircut, the more difficult it becomes to stop touching our faces

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxw0tb/the_longer_we_go_without_a_haircut_the_more/ (RockyRockington)
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We don't know what our tongue tastes like

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxvzkm/we_dont_know_what_our_tongue_tastes_like/ (sansy_trashbag)
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Nina tucker didn't deserve that.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxvz6i/nina_tucker_didnt_deserve_that/ (Spallboy)
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The scientific pain scale shows that the difference between giving birth and a ball kick is 5 DOL, no more than the pain from a stubbbed toe. So childbirth equals foot stomp plus ball kick.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxvxog/the_scientific_pain_scale_shows_that_the/ (reddituser084)
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The Earth is trying a hard reset

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxvxj0/the_earth_is_trying_a_hard_reset/ (moneybot13)
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There is nothing everybody likes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxvwje/there_is_nothing_everybody_likes/ (outever)
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The first new sports game on TV is going to be a more historical event than any Super Bowl or Olympic event.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxvvbc/the_first_new_sports_game_on_tv_is_going_to_be_a/ (Bluefrog171)
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FedEx Express is redundant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxvv4m/fedex_express_is_redundant/ (Putrid-Newt)
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We look like titans to small birds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxvu5m/we_look_like_titans_to_small_birds/ (SomethinFunierThan24)
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LEGO people live in houses made using their flesh.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxvtz5/lego_people_live_in_houses_made_using_their_flesh/ (playboy101)
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The expression low-key has low-key become the new mainstream.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxvtlk/the_expression_lowkey_has_lowkey_become_the_new/ (DorGas33)
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For some people, Mr Peanut is the mascot of death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxvsjh/for_some_people_mr_peanut_is_the_mascot_of_death/ (Koalastars009)
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“How to cut hair” will be a trending google search very soon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxvsi1/how_to_cut_hair_will_be_a_trending_google_search/ (DeadLightsOut)
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The guy named John Doe must have a really troubling life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxvrnj/the_guy_named_john_doe_must_have_a_really/ (weedprocessor)
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"Man killed by virus" and "Man, killed by virus" are two very different futures headlines we could face.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxvnuf/man_killed_by_virus_and_man_killed_by_virus_are/ (whatsanactuary4)
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The number of people who took breakfast is either increasing or decreasing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxvnin/the_number_of_people_who_took_breakfast_is_either/ (LimCW1223)
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Nothing is precious until we value it as such

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxvnah/nothing_is_precious_until_we_value_it_as_such/ (AxialGem)
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Everyone named Nick already has a nickname.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxvm6s/everyone_named_nick_already_has_a_nickname/ (smokeymctokerson)
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For clouds the sky is the limit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxvm28/for_clouds_the_sky_is_the_limit/ (DragonElder)
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If Noah only brought 2 of each animal on his ark, some probably died and the species disappeared from existence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxvled/if_noah_only_brought_2_of_each_animal_on_his_ark/ (a_blue_ducks)
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It’s kind of funny how evolution tried its hardest to make creatures that are hard to kill, but when keeping them as pets, it’s difficult to keep them alive, even when there’s no threat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxvkiu/its_kind_of_funny_how_evolution_tried_its_hardest/ (yhhshshshsms)
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We’ve found every agency is corrupt once in the light, no one has flipped the switch on the WHO(world health organization)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxvji2/weve_found_every_agency_is_corrupt_once_in_the/ (Spilledmychips)
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EDM can suprisingly be pretty sad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxvibe/edm_can_suprisingly_be_pretty_sad/ (GPlayz-_O)
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When it comes to history, all information is old information.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxvhao/when_it_comes_to_history_all_information_is_old/ (SexyDanceRobot)
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It's a sign of good parenting when your child no longer needs you. It's a sign of bad parenting if your child no longer wants you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxvgxb/its_a_sign_of_good_parenting_when_your_child_no/ (MrSyaoranLi)
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One reason why people in some Asian countries traditionally prefer to use bowing instead of handshakes when greeting each other could very well have to do with curtailing epidemics that have swept through their countries from centuries ago.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxvfan/one_reason_why_people_in_some_asian_countries/ (louisamarisa)
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Balloon artists have a blow job

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxvec1/balloon_artists_have_a_blow_job/ (moneybot13)
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Everyone’s favorite muscle group is the anal sphincter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxvdoc/everyones_favorite_muscle_group_is_the_anal/ (nondescript_purpose)
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Selling a kidney is probably the only way to lose weight and make a profit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxvdk5/selling_a_kidney_is_probably_the_only_way_to_lose/ (Eternal2401)
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With the drop of air pollution levels, at the moment, outdoor photographers are essential workers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxvbu1/with_the_drop_of_air_pollution_levels_at_the/ (AussieDuckMan)
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Burglaries are probably waaaaaay down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxvaxw/burglaries_are_probably_waaaaaay_down/ (Secularsins)
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It’s harder than ever to have an affair.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxvaqo/its_harder_than_ever_to_have_an_affair/ (jfi224)
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"Shameless" and "shameful" are opposites yet both are considered bad atributes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxv4tb/shameless_and_shameful_are_opposites_yet_both_are/ (HRyujii)
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There are sounds in the air around you that are too quiet for you to hear because they came from far away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxv2tj/there_are_sounds_in_the_air_around_you_that_are/ (Dot957)
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The Amish must have absolutely no idea what the hell is going on in the rest of the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxv1se/the_amish_must_have_absolutely_no_idea_what_the/ (Makerinos)
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Let’s eat, Grandma. Let’s eat Grandma. Commas are important.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxv1ac/lets_eat_grandma_lets_eat_grandma_commas_are/ (greg2644)
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Soon there will be very few people who know how to use a slide-rule.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxv0qv/soon_there_will_be_very_few_people_who_know_how/ (SSDD1)
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For dogs and cats our farts must smell awful

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxuzr1/for_dogs_and_cats_our_farts_must_smell_awful/ (0_0Tatsuki0_0)
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Zoom shows us that a business doesn’t need excessive advertising to be successful. Quibi shows us the opposite.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxuzcj/zoom_shows_us_that_a_business_doesnt_need/ (OhMyTummyHurts)
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Every day you don't wake up covered in skin tags is a good day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxuxvb/every_day_you_dont_wake_up_covered_in_skin_tags/ (OhShitMyDadsHome)
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Millennials and Gen Z will drastically change grandparent fashion ideas when they reach that age.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxuudq/millennials_and_gen_z_will_drastically_change/ (TommyWiseaus_butt)
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There are people in history who have lived full lives not knowing what they look like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxuu7o/there_are_people_in_history_who_have_lived_full/ (8KoopaLoopa8)
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Everybody has insurance, but nobody likes insurance

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxutta/everybody_has_insurance_but_nobody_likes_insurance/ (porkyandbusty)
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“The Simpsons” is technically a spin-off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxutfh/the_simpsons_is_technically_a_spinoff/ (mercolorecords)
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The guy from the game Superhot can never sleep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxutcj/the_guy_from_the_game_superhot_can_never_sleep/ (TheBlondGinger75)
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All of Deadpool's sperm is probably still out there swimming around

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxut1x/all_of_deadpools_sperm_is_probably_still_out/ (moneybot13)
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We eradicated most of the four leaf clover mutation by picking them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxusoh/we_eradicated_most_of_the_four_leaf_clover/ (SnorkelTurkey)
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Some of the air that you breathe contains someone's fart.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxusfv/some_of_the_air_that_you_breathe_contains/ (PrudentExtension)
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If poison expires, it's even more poisonous than before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxurna/if_poison_expires_its_even_more_poisonous_than/ (zebbojojo)
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Juggling basically has an easy built-in rating system, the more objects you add and the more dangerous the objects become, the higher on the rating scale the juggler is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxurdx/juggling_basically_has_an_easy_builtin_rating/ (Deanothedino)
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A double leg amputee could technically choose their own height with their leg prostetics.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxuqmg/a_double_leg_amputee_could_technically_choose/ (jillwoa)
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Long hair is going to be back in style when things return to normal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxuohk/long_hair_is_going_to_be_back_in_style_when/ (FratBastard)
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One day randomly within the next decade Queen Liz is going to pass and the world is going to go crazy for a month and use a tonne of resources to advertise a single ladies death of old age.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxulgp/one_day_randomly_within_the_next_decade_queen_liz/ (austex3600)
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The horizon isn't horizontal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxukfl/the_horizon_isnt_horizontal/ (SuchSpaceDoge)
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2020 is just season 4 of 2016

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxuk3l/2020_is_just_season_4_of_2016/ (Thanhtacles)
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Even though the beginning of the week is on Sunday, Monday is treated like the beginning of the week

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxujxz/even_though_the_beginning_of_the_week_is_on/ ([deleted])
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Before the invention of telecommunication news had a maximum speed of roughly 78mph, the speed of a pigeon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxuixc/before_the_invention_of_telecommunication_news/ (boetboet)
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If Activision's next COD installment requires money to unlock the F key, you will literally have to pay your respects.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxui2h/if_activisions_next_cod_installment_requires/ (JoeFas)
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Most people have never seen their own buttholes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxuhw8/most_people_have_never_seen_their_own_buttholes/ (adullploy)
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Wireless chargers, aren’t really wireless...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxuhqs/wireless_chargers_arent_really_wireless/ (StansFan)
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You are actually always head over heels, unless you're heels over head

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxuh66/you_are_actually_always_head_over_heels_unless/ (Purewood415)
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Your patience is never truly tested until you have kids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxugkc/your_patience_is_never_truly_tested_until_you/ (karma-enigma)
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Your mums Nan and your Nan's mum are the same person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxufxs/your_mums_nan_and_your_nans_mum_are_the_same/ (JSBiggs)
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Stephen Curry might not actually be Indian.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxuetp/stephen_curry_might_not_actually_be_indian/ (Reeve28)
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When you think about the spanish inquisition you realise that they don't make any sense

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxucsh/when_you_think_about_the_spanish_inquisition_you/ (GPlayz-_O)
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Being constantly afraid of everything must be tiring

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxucnh/being_constantly_afraid_of_everything_must_be/ (Hanapalada)
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Death and childbirth are two the most painfully normal occurrence of life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxubqg/death_and_childbirth_are_two_the_most_painfully/ (Despicable_carl)
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If comics have taught us anything, money doesn't always buy happiness but can definitely buy Super

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxub7l/if_comics_have_taught_us_anything_money_doesnt/ ([deleted])
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Dolphins are the proof how imperfect evolution can be sometimes. Dolphins live in ocean yet can’t drink salty water, it’s deadly for them like for any other mammal. They can only get water from fish they catch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxu9ms/dolphins_are_the_proof_how_imperfect_evolution/ (NMBL1992)
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Some animals don't know that others exist. For example an ant wouldn't know what a whale is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxu9fw/some_animals_dont_know_that_others_exist_for/ ([deleted])
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As yearly updates go, this install appears to be very buggy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxu9ds/as_yearly_updates_go_this_install_appears_to_be/ ([deleted])
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From the clock's point of view, it is running counter-clockwise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxu7nh/from_the_clocks_point_of_view_it_is_running/ (Maximnicov)
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We all get to an age where we are mildly angered, and confused by the youngest generation. It’s inevitable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxu6yw/we_all_get_to_an_age_where_we_are_mildly_angered/ (Iamtheponderer)
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it is impossible to buy an "unused" mirror

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxu6cw/it_is_impossible_to_buy_an_unused_mirror/ (Eskwua)
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Bullets only go and do their job after they've been fired and forced out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxu5n1/bullets_only_go_and_do_their_job_after_theyve/ (69beards)
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You can be the goat and be a loser or be the G.O.A.T. and be revered like no one else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxu56t/you_can_be_the_goat_and_be_a_loser_or_be_the_goat/ (gellman)
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Internet dating was the original contactless pickup.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxu537/internet_dating_was_the_original_contactless/ (emilypwc)
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When fish jump out of the water they must feel the complete opposite of how we feel when we jump in cold water. They prob get back in like *sshh.. hot hot hot.*

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxu4rq/when_fish_jump_out_of_the_water_they_must_feel/ (beneye)
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The average person has less than two legs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxu4oj/the_average_person_has_less_than_two_legs/ (Amdamarama)
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Rocks are Calorie Negative

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxu3c0/rocks_are_calorie_negative/ (Ghosted_Further)
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In high school, one measure of who your best friend is is how many of your other friends they know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxu324/in_high_school_one_measure_of_who_your_best/ (noamaster88)
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Carly Simon’s song You’re so vain totally justifies the subject’s vanity...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxu2hb/carly_simons_song_youre_so_vain_totally_justifies/ (meat-head)
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"Silent but violent" has become quite literal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxu28s/silent_but_violent_has_become_quite_literal/ (FamilyBandMan)
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Little Debbie snack cakes are probably one of the few food categories that unite us types of people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxu20d/little_debbie_snack_cakes_are_probably_one_of_the/ (Eppshome)
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When water tastes different, it’s always for the worse

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxu1yt/when_water_tastes_different_its_always_for_the/ (forgot_my-username)
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We have gotten to a place in our history where we routinely have to prove that we're not robots.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxtyy9/we_have_gotten_to_a_place_in_our_history_where_we/ (harlsey)
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Scooby Doo was essentially a show that taught kids that the villains in our life aren't always always strangers. They're usually people we know and trust.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxtwd0/scooby_doo_was_essentially_a_show_that_taught/ ([deleted])
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Christmas is the red and green holiday. Thanksgiving the orange holiday. Easter is holiday of pastels.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxtw68/christmas_is_the_red_and_green_holiday/ (DasFoenix)
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Expression we won't use anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxtvja/expression_we_wont_use_anymore/ (FjcDixie)
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With 90% of the chem trails gone, and the effects of the mind control drugs wearing off, all the sheeple must surely wake up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxts93/with_90_of_the_chem_trails_gone_and_the_effects/ (HeisenbugLtd)
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Books with multiple series (HP, LOTR, etc..) are in fact one very big book.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxtrja/books_with_multiple_series_hp_lotr_etc_are_in/ (JiN88reddit)
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You probably wouldn’t ever write out lackadaisical if that is how you are feeling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxtrfm/you_probably_wouldnt_ever_write_out_lackadaisical/ (Encelitsep)
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Hearts are worky bois

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxtr8s/hearts_are_worky_bois/ (bartoszwielgos)
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Trix cereal is the same size and shape as rabbit poop.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxtoc4/trix_cereal_is_the_same_size_and_shape_as_rabbit/ (Reddiphiliac)
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If you stumble while walking in front of people it's always best to swear at the ground and let it know who's boss

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxtner/if_you_stumble_while_walking_in_front_of_people/ (step6666)
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Dogs probably think something along the line "must have been the wind" when the sound they heard turns out to be nothing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxtn9t/dogs_probably_think_something_along_the_line_must/ (yoddleforavalanche)
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Saltwater is a fantastic example of irony.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxtl1g/saltwater_is_a_fantastic_example_of_irony/ (I_Am_Fynn)
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Anything is suitable for framing if you’re not particular about what you hang on your wall.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxtkqu/anything_is_suitable_for_framing_if_youre_not/ (Ringoworms)
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Everybody likes computers, but computers don't like anybody

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxtkea/everybody_likes_computers_but_computers_dont_like/ (porkyandbusty)
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Beautiful people with terrible personalities are the personification of click bait.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxtj3q/beautiful_people_with_terrible_personalities_are/ (CherryBlackEyes)
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Yoda was 900 years old probably because his planet rotates faster than ours.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxtivm/yoda_was_900_years_old_probably_because_his/ (Adventurous_Guy)
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Any sentence can be menacing in the right context.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxti8o/any_sentence_can_be_menacing_in_the_right_context/ (GNB_Mec)
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No turkey Jeremy no fucking turkey

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxthn4/no_turkey_jeremy_no_fucking_turkey/ (KimJongCurry)
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Most people forget that they had amnesia.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxteum/most_people_forget_that_they_had_amnesia/ (DevonMG)
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DNA is a hardware descriptive language

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxtest/dna_is_a_hardware_descriptive_language/ (userse31)
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Have you ever bought milk from the same cow twice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxtdsm/have_you_ever_bought_milk_from_the_same_cow_twice/ ([deleted])
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Google Maps Timeline updates are going to be pretty boring

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxtdc8/google_maps_timeline_updates_are_going_to_be/ (aDirtyMartini)
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The silverware you use at restaurants has been inside thousands of other peoples’ mouths.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxtctn/the_silverware_you_use_at_restaurants_has_been/ (KOTORbayani)
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Everything is 3 dimensional. It is impossible for anything to be 2 dimensional...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxtbz6/everything_is_3_dimensional_it_is_impossible_for/ (JustAnotherGamerr)
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If unloading the dishwasher was a meal, the silverware are definitely the vegetables

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxt7q2/if_unloading_the_dishwasher_was_a_meal_the/ (PaperCrane828)
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Childhood innocence ends when you realise that asshole kids grow up to be asshole adults, and you'll be dealing with assholes for the rest of your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxt6zf/childhood_innocence_ends_when_you_realise_that/ (takaperoinen-miete)
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People tend to get high when they are at a low point in life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxt6pj/people_tend_to_get_high_when_they_are_at_a_low/ (crafteacoffee)
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There are an equal number of uphills and downhills in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxt6gj/there_are_an_equal_number_of_uphills_and/ (Huntajide)
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Everyone who has seen a pigeon has seen a pigeon shit, but most pigeons that have seen a human have never seen a human take a shit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxt3q5/everyone_who_has_seen_a_pigeon_has_seen_a_pigeon/ (takaperoinen-miete)
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For the racing cars in “Cars” are actually running to win the cup

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxt1co/for_the_racing_cars_in_cars_are_actually_running/ (Tornadocan)
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There is actually someone in the world who is your type and will love you if ever met them.stay searching boys

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxt0ft/there_is_actually_someone_in_the_world_who_is/ (Arandomredittuser)
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If you water your water, it will grow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxt05j/if_you_water_your_water_it_will_grow/ (gitrikt)
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Our pets probably see us as chameleons or shape shifters since we wear different clothes of different sizes and color every day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxsyoh/our_pets_probably_see_us_as_chameleons_or_shape/ (VonGneisenau)
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The biggest red flags are women who stick their used pads to the outside of bins in public toilets and men will never be able to check for that.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxsyeu/the_biggest_red_flags_are_women_who_stick_their/ (cheapsavouries)
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You fight fire with fire, you get more fire. You fight water with water, you get more water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxswy5/you_fight_fire_with_fire_you_get_more_fire_you/ (dr_peterlankton)
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Waters flavour is it’s temperature

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxsvjg/waters_flavour_is_its_temperature/ (Siobhan1000)
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a lot of people confuse left and right, but no one ever confuses up and down

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxo2h3/a_lot_of_people_confuse_left_and_right_but_no_one/ (CharlesAtkinson)
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Beauty is often just perfection.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxnxia/beauty_is_often_just_perfection/ (boogyman0928)
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Expired painkillers can also be used as the painkillers as they are killing your pain by killing you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxnx8q/expired_painkillers_can_also_be_used_as_the/ (itsmekshitij)
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We've probably all missed out on great shows because we didn't like the pilot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxnwth/weve_probably_all_missed_out_on_great_shows/ (cartankjet)
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inmates aren't missing out on anything at the moment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxnw0t/inmates_arent_missing_out_on_anything_at_the/ (broodjetoktok)
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If everyone gets nothing, then noone gets everything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxnuyt/if_everyone_gets_nothing_then_noone_gets/ (unique_beachball)
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A lot of people are going to realize how many talk shows are pre-recorded vs being broadcast live during the RonaQ

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxnsmo/a_lot_of_people_are_going_to_realize_how_many/ (BBVeezy)
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Once you're past the age of 12 your age will always be 2 syllables or more

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxnr0l/once_youre_past_the_age_of_12_your_age_will/ (roxannamir)
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The benefit at the moment is people are getting exercise and hopefully it becomes a habit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxnpi2/the_benefit_at_the_moment_is_people_are_getting/ (EarthlyStranger)
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Load screens and studio credits are sometimes more nostalgic than the video games themselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxnp9l/load_screens_and_studio_credits_are_sometimes/ (Thirdstheword)
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Writing a journal suddenly seems like a good investment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxnosl/writing_a_journal_suddenly_seems_like_a_good/ (HotAshDeadMatch)
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There’s no greater paranoia than starting a jigsaw puzzle with other people and trusting them to find all the edge pieces first.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxnjzz/theres_no_greater_paranoia_than_starting_a_jigsaw/ (Asswad123)
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there’s a place where you’ve stepped where no one else has

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxnin3/theres_a_place_where_youve_stepped_where_no_one/ (CharlesAtkinson)
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Someone somewhere has burped/farted the most in the middle of a test

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxng6y/someone_somewhere_has_burpedfarted_the_most_in/ (Mr_Gaming_HM_YT)
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The thought that you could drown in something other than water is both scary and intriguing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxndxx/the_thought_that_you_could_drown_in_something/ (saucetheif69)
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Xanthan gum. We all eat it, but never talk about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxncs2/xanthan_gum_we_all_eat_it_but_never_talk_about_it/ (Thadirt)
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Finding out vending machines didn't accept pennies for drinks or candy was a disappointing discovery as a child.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxncfs/finding_out_vending_machines_didnt_accept_pennies/ (WeSaySoCorp)
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Falling asleep in a car is technically fast traveling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxn88d/falling_asleep_in_a_car_is_technically_fast/ (Aqua3669)
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rain is silent until it hits the ground

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxn7p8/rain_is_silent_until_it_hits_the_ground/ (CharlesAtkinson)
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The word "consumer" sounds bad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxn76r/the_word_consumer_sounds_bad/ (Thadirt)
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You’re probably in a picture frame in someone else’s house from accidentally being in the background

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxn745/youre_probably_in_a_picture_frame_in_someone/ (CharlesAtkinson)
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One advantage of being colour blind could be that Rubik's cubes get much easier

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxn51p/one_advantage_of_being_colour_blind_could_be_that/ (TheMoland)
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The media thinks muscly people have to have no shirt or bare arms to prove that.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxn3f2/the_media_thinks_muscly_people_have_to_have_no/ (call_me_jr)
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If we didn’t have a uvula then food would constantly be coming out of our nose

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxn352/if_we_didnt_have_a_uvula_then_food_would/ (LordJack225Pig)
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You aren't actually afraid of being alone, you are afraid you aren't alone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxn30f/you_arent_actually_afraid_of_being_alone_you_are/ ([deleted])
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The first night bars reopen is going to be tremendous and all of the single people are probably going to to get laid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxn2mp/the_first_night_bars_reopen_is_going_to_be/ (igotabadbadbite)
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Pokémon: When Nurse Joy says “We hope to see you again,” she is saying she hopes your Pokémon get beaten to near death again so you can come back and get them healed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxn1qk/pokémon_when_nurse_joy_says_we_hope_to_see_you/ (C_Rex_Gamez)
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Toys R Us is gone and we, it's kids, all grew up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxn1m3/toys_r_us_is_gone_and_we_its_kids_all_grew_up/ (pimpmastahanhduece)
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If there's hair in your food, the hair is gross but if there's food in your hair, the food is gross.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxmz9f/if_theres_hair_in_your_food_the_hair_is_gross_but/ (kitterin645)
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A psychiatrist tries to cure your madness. A psychologist tries to teach you to live with it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxmxha/a_psychiatrist_tries_to_cure_your_madness_a/ (SoyUnFracaso)
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Losing money is a lot less bad if inflation is high.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxmvti/losing_money_is_a_lot_less_bad_if_inflation_is/ (ThaBitch)
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One day Gen-somethings will be making fun of Millennials and Gen-Z for playing video games on mouse/keyboard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxmubv/one_day_gensomethings_will_be_making_fun_of/ (greendevil32)
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The English Language could replace saying "You're Not" or "You Aren't" by saying "You'ren't" (your-ent) it's more efficient

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxmtxg/the_english_language_could_replace_saying_youre/ (Adreana1789)
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Some songs, when played at different times of the day, will have different emotional impacts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxmrpv/some_songs_when_played_at_different_times_of_the/ (Zeddrex)
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Many Gamers Use Steam to Blow Off Some Steam

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxmr2j/many_gamers_use_steam_to_blow_off_some_steam/ (AliGamer321)
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The opposite of Star Wars is World Peace

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxmq88/the_opposite_of_star_wars_is_world_peace/ (yeetwuw_sad)
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With the increasing use of face masks, we are entering a golden age for “butter faces”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxmmnk/with_the_increasing_use_of_face_masks_we_are/ (Kawok8)
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Hairdressers probably silently judge people with unkempt hair

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxmlr0/hairdressers_probably_silently_judge_people_with/ (AutismoTheGreat1)
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We got really lucky that the song used for 2 girls 1 cup wasn’t some very popular song that would’ve been ruined for many people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxmlg1/we_got_really_lucky_that_the_song_used_for_2/ (Vanneva)
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Over-ear headphones are to earplugs as in-ear headphones are to earmuffs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxmhof/overear_headphones_are_to_earplugs_as_inear/ (InfernalCape)
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Everyone’s the youngest child at some point

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxmh4d/everyones_the_youngest_child_at_some_point/ (jeopardyjeopardyjeop)
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People who are allergic to Benadryl and Epinephrine must be totally fucked if they have an allergic reaction

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxmfc1/people_who_are_allergic_to_benadryl_and/ (hisnameisbob11)
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"They're coming for you." And "nobody's coming for you." can both be very menacing threats.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxmey5/theyre_coming_for_you_and_nobodys_coming_for_you/ (WolfieVonD)
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In movies, radiation is deadly only if it's not transmitted through an animal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxmdz6/in_movies_radiation_is_deadly_only_if_its_not/ (aarikk)
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BASK in the knowledge that Carol killed her husband

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxmdx6/bask_in_the_knowledge_that_carol_killed_her/ (maxeastman)
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Many will probably never see pure moonlight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxmcuw/many_will_probably_never_see_pure_moonlight/ (buffalowonderpole)
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When something doesn't work we try and fix it when relationships don't work we just leave with out even trying to fix it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxmb11/when_something_doesnt_work_we_try_and_fix_it_when/ (itsyaboii101)
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People actually believe reptilians are amongst us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxmaqc/people_actually_believe_reptilians_are_amongst_us/ ([deleted])
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It’s crazy that the computer monitor has changed so much since 1990s, but the keyboard never changed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxma52/its_crazy_that_the_computer_monitor_has_changed/ (babydirtyd)
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There’s either going to be a huge surge in public freak out related posts or a drought of them in a week

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxm9tn/theres_either_going_to_be_a_huge_surge_in_public/ (AlleghenyGENAC)
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At the beginning of a show, the intro is a spoiler. At the end of a show, the intro is a reference.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxm928/at_the_beginning_of_a_show_the_intro_is_a_spoiler/ (phantom_sense)
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Spending 10 minutes brushing your teeth, flossing, brushing again, then rinsing with mouthwash is almost guaranteed to make you hungry enough to go into the kitchen for a snack.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxm7hj/spending_10_minutes_brushing_your_teeth_flossing/ (bent_neck_geek)
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One day studying with a laptop, notebook, and pencil will be SOOO 2010s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxm65b/one_day_studying_with_a_laptop_notebook_and/ (RapTVCalifornia)
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In the fictional world of the film “Interstellar,” the film “Koyaanisqatsi” would probably be extremely popular.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxm5vo/in_the_fictional_world_of_the_film_interstellar/ (ellipser)
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Non-Rechargable Batteries make anything that needs them a subscription service

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxm57u/nonrechargable_batteries_make_anything_that_needs/ (Lanurus)
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Most new electric car designs look like something out of a pre-schoolers story book.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxm3fv/most_new_electric_car_designs_look_like_something/ (kingorry032)
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Dream episodes are when writers must need to finish the job before the weekend/deadline.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxm3e3/dream_episodes_are_when_writers_must_need_to/ (DFlip73)
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If you’ve ever pissed your pants while driving, you’ve been in a car accident

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxm1oi/if_youve_ever_pissed_your_pants_while_driving/ (Various-Artist)
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"whistleblower" sounds much more professional than "tattletale"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxm138/whistleblower_sounds_much_more_professional_than/ (fatdaddyray)
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The only number ending with the number 5 that is also a prime number is the number 5.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxm0h9/the_only_number_ending_with_the_number_5_that_is/ (MxMoodboard)
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Arcade machines were technically the first games to have what would have been, back then, the first ever microtransactions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxlzqu/arcade_machines_were_technically_the_first_games/ (hughsocash45)
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Clothes are a replacement for the fur we evolved out of.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxlxm3/clothes_are_a_replacement_for_the_fur_we_evolved/ (RengarMainQc)
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It’s easier to break a bone with a blunt knife than it is to cut one with a sharp one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxlwt5/its_easier_to_break_a_bone_with_a_blunt_knife/ (MaximumHarry)
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Nobody actually has an accent in their mind. It is everyone else that has the accent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxlwog/nobody_actually_has_an_accent_in_their_mind_it_is/ (T3VSS223)
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All those times Clarissa could have been raped or murdered because she thought it was her friend Sam climbing up into her bedroom window.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxlwml/all_those_times_clarissa_could_have_been_raped_or/ (hskfmn)
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Tomato soup is bruschetta you can drink

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxlwld/tomato_soup_is_bruschetta_you_can_drink/ (Princey1981)
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The taller you are, the further your feet are in the past, to when you see them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxlwgn/the_taller_you_are_the_further_your_feet_are_in/ (Omegachai)
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Sponge Bob might actually live in the sea on top of a pineapple.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxlvxw/sponge_bob_might_actually_live_in_the_sea_on_top/ (P0rkzombie)
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They need to make the default setting on online shopping pages "sort from low to high."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxlvn9/they_need_to_make_the_default_setting_on_online/ (carneasadaquesadilla)
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In dark phases or moments, family is the only candle that will or can light up your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxlv1b/in_dark_phases_or_moments_family_is_the_only/ (A_Reasonable_Zombie)
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The alphabet is in a random order that we decided was the correct one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxlttd/the_alphabet_is_in_a_random_order_that_we_decided/ (Trepach)
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LEGO people live in houses made out of their own flesh

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxltll/lego_people_live_in_houses_made_out_of_their_own/ (Critical_Engineering)
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Kurt Cobain was the mumble rapper of the rock genre

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxlt5s/kurt_cobain_was_the_mumble_rapper_of_the_rock/ (wow_kapow)
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Never before in history have so many people been in need of a haircut.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxlsyo/never_before_in_history_have_so_many_people_been/ (gravitologist)
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Nothing catastrophically new has happened since March and people are too stubborn to admit it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxlqqr/nothing_catastrophically_new_has_happened_since/ (glaceon217)
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The percentage that milk is actually refers to the amount of fat in it, so if you had “100% milk” it would actually be 0% milk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxloyw/the_percentage_that_milk_is_actually_refers_to/ ([deleted])
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You can make your FBI agent a weeb by watching enough anime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxloym/you_can_make_your_fbi_agent_a_weeb_by_watching/ (LoliProtectionSquad)
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One of a boys first tests into becoming a man is seeing how far they can stick a tape measure out without it bending

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxlnqt/one_of_a_boys_first_tests_into_becoming_a_man_is/ (zordie360)
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If someone recorded a video of light then speeded it up, would that be faster than the speed of light.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxlnqm/if_someone_recorded_a_video_of_light_then_speeded/ (Sky_Crescent)
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Vampires probably suck at drawing self portraits.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxlmsz/vampires_probably_suck_at_drawing_self_portraits/ (probablybuzzed)
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The only thing worse than Taco Bell is cold delivered Taco Bell

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxlm5z/the_only_thing_worse_than_taco_bell_is_cold/ (moneybot13)
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The idiom “hindsight is 20/20” is true not because with hindsight comes clarity, but because 20/20 vision is merely average.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxlm1o/the_idiom_hindsight_is_2020_is_true_not_because/ (its-a-joke--chill)
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Giving your spouse a better opportunity over someone more qualified is nepotism and favorite .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxlle9/giving_your_spouse_a_better_opportunity_over/ (tornad1642)
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If your beard is long enough can braid your own face mask

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxlkwp/if_your_beard_is_long_enough_can_braid_your_own/ (moneybot13)
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Your body can fall asleep without you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxlhog/your_body_can_fall_asleep_without_you/ (BaveBohnson)
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Other species probably see cooler rainbows than humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxlh6u/other_species_probably_see_cooler_rainbows_than/ (RandomRandy__)
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Saying that something won’t get better can be positive or negative. Saying that something won’t get worse can only be negative.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxlf3t/saying_that_something_wont_get_better_can_be/ (MrBirb_)
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When hair salons open again they are going to have to deal with a lot it bad haircuts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxldpz/when_hair_salons_open_again_they_are_going_to/ (itisgandhinotghandi)
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All of your clothes are never clean all at once, due to the fact that you wear clothes when doing laundry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxldh3/all_of_your_clothes_are_never_clean_all_at_once/ (Dprime83)
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You’ve never been formally introduced to your sibling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxld4p/youve_never_been_formally_introduced_to_your/ (LegoTheShark_)
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Porn gives people an unrealistic expectation of how quickly a plumber will get to your house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxlbx2/porn_gives_people_an_unrealistic_expectation_of/ (lefty121)
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Humans would look weird with antlers!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxlber/humans_would_look_weird_with_antlers/ (T3VSS223)
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Cold eye boogers are weird

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxlbee/cold_eye_boogers_are_weird/ (longclawed)
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We’re all going to have really lame excuses when our dentists ask why we haven’t been flossing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxlbdz/were_all_going_to_have_really_lame_excuses_when/ (MisterAlaska)
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Bo Burnham is the millennial version of George Carlin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxlbd8/bo_burnham_is_the_millennial_version_of_george/ (GimmeDatZig)
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Just imagine what kind of natural wonders and places exist in North Korea that the world will never get to see.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxlarj/just_imagine_what_kind_of_natural_wonders_and/ (ldk051119)
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Libraries are the trial version of a bookstore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxla8c/libraries_are_the_trial_version_of_a_bookstore/ (tetrisplayehere)
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Flashbacks in movies act like a character had the same haircut their entire life. Decades.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxl9uf/flashbacks_in_movies_act_like_a_character_had_the/ (wouldge)
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There might’ve been a lot of good thoughts while taking a shit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxl96q/there_mightve_been_a_lot_of_good_thoughts_while/ (KrakenNinja2007)
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Things have gotten so bad that a documentary about an a tweaker who abused cats cheered everyone up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxl8qt/things_have_gotten_so_bad_that_a_documentary/ (MrSluagh)
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The relationship between a phone and a person really connects when they realized they’ve been looking at it for 2 hours while taking a shit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxl88i/the_relationship_between_a_phone_and_a_person/ (KrakenNinja2007)
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The first magic show must have been a spectacle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxl7m9/the_first_magic_show_must_have_been_a_spectacle/ (Pottatothegreat1985)
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The color of glass is the reflection.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxl6f4/the_color_of_glass_is_the_reflection/ (Aurallius)
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Your mouth might be the only part of your body with tastebuds, but the butt definitely can taste spicy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxl1x2/your_mouth_might_be_the_only_part_of_your_body/ (RWSimpson)
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You’ve probably looked at the ceiling or the floor more then you will your spouse. (If you plan to have one)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxkysn/youve_probably_looked_at_the_ceiling_or_the_floor/ (FunnyPotatoes)
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Three little pigs teaches us that being lazy is okay if you surround yourself with ambitious people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxkxv3/three_little_pigs_teaches_us_that_being_lazy_is/ (Mamawannabe)
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People who grew up without cable can probably be comfortable with seeing r34 of tv characters without ruining their childhood.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxkxop/people_who_grew_up_without_cable_can_probably_be/ (C0d3Ch3ez)
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While walking outside, our brain instantaneously makesvup a Quest where you can't step on the lines

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxkwsv/while_walking_outside_our_brain_instantaneously/ (FrostCkle)
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You’ve probably looked at the ceiling or the floor more then you will your spouse. (If you plan to have one)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxkvpz/youve_probably_looked_at_the_ceiling_or_the_floor/ ([deleted])
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We take for granted the fact that our thoughts can travel across the planet at the speed of light

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxkueq/we_take_for_granted_the_fact_that_our_thoughts/ (macmooie)
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Drones are thought to be the destruction of future workforce’s, but they will be our saving grace

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxkuaa/drones_are_thought_to_be_the_destruction_of/ (SlothDragone)
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You’ve probably looked at the feeling or the floor more that you will your spouse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxkt9t/youve_probably_looked_at_the_feeling_or_the_floor/ ([deleted])
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Most alligators and crocodiles have a dark grey to blackish skin yet they’re always depicted as green in drawings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxkscf/most_alligators_and_crocodiles_have_a_dark_grey/ (redpandarox)
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The top of the Purell must be pretty dirty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxks18/the_top_of_the_purell_must_be_pretty_dirty/ (nmarinaccio)
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For all the reliability of mainstream news, we may as well be kept informed via third party heresay from seedy bars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxkrh7/for_all_the_reliability_of_mainstream_news_we_may/ (Dogalicious)
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Queen Elizabeth is the final Highlander

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxkqxe/queen_elizabeth_is_the_final_highlander/ (Clattu)
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Getting a D might help you get an A for final exams

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxkoxa/getting_a_d_might_help_you_get_an_a_for_final/ (Daark_knight_)
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5G towers will help download conspiracy videos faster.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxkl45/5g_towers_will_help_download_conspiracy_videos/ (gpupdate)
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As technology gets better, movies about unpredicted asteroids will make less and less sense

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxkkm9/as_technology_gets_better_movies_about/ (durpswagjr)
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For people who stocked up on extra large, loot-sized garbage bags for Y2K, they might come in handy yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxkkbi/for_people_who_stocked_up_on_extra_large/ (wazurobi)
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'Post-sleep you' is techincally 'pre-sleep you'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxkk52/postsleep_you_is_techincally_presleep_you/ (schtuff01)
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It’s fortunate that hero’s in stories don’t get the urge to go during the big climax.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxkii7/its_fortunate_that_heros_in_stories_dont_get_the/ (Woolisy)
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Even with all it's scientific inaccuracies, Jurassic Park gets the idea of cloning right

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxki2l/even_with_all_its_scientific_inaccuracies/ (smokefan4000)
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“Google” is probably the most bing’d word.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxkhoj/google_is_probably_the_most_bingd_word/ (fluves)
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Nobody says 3/4 of a million dollars

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxkh4z/nobody_says_34_of_a_million_dollars/ (ValidParanoia)
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Dreams sometimes don't make sense when you wake up. But during the dream it makes perfect sense. Regardless of how outlandish it is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxkfxy/dreams_sometimes_dont_make_sense_when_you_wake_up/ (karma-enigma)
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We think lol as lol, smh as smh, but wtf as what the f***.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxkfsz/we_think_lol_as_lol_smh_as_smh_but_wtf_as_what/ (MeLikeFood10)
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You’re not afraid of being alone in the dark. You’re afraid of not being alone in the dark

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxkezd/youre_not_afraid_of_being_alone_in_the_dark_youre/ ([deleted])
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Pizza is probably just normal bread who earned scholarship and became stylish in an university known as a bakery.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxkeyo/pizza_is_probably_just_normal_bread_who_earned/ (A_Reasonable_Zombie)
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It is entirely possible that other platforms like Google Meet have already been hacked

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxket8/it_is_entirely_possible_that_other_platforms_like/ (JUT1N)
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Every book is the alphabet rearranged

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxkeo2/every_book_is_the_alphabet_rearranged/ (ThePilotsGrotto)
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Life is a punishment that was created for originally inanimate objects

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxke2q/life_is_a_punishment_that_was_created_for/ (MysteryBottle)
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Most people die at the age of 20 but they aren't buried till they're around 80.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxkdr2/most_people_die_at_the_age_of_20_but_they_arent/ (SoyUnFracaso)
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No matter how you laugh, your "laugh" is mockable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxkdcp/no_matter_how_you_laugh_your_laugh_is_mockable/ (imagine_thinking)
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Somebody out there doesn’t know they have the cleanest teeth in existence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxkd28/somebody_out_there_doesnt_know_they_have_the/ (TheClassyJC)
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'English' is the least sounding english word

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxkck0/english_is_the_least_sounding_english_word/ (joxxter)
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Anger can sometimes be positive too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxkbt5/anger_can_sometimes_be_positive_too/ (SupremoZanne)
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One thing people fail to consider regarding how developments in VR and/or AI would impact gaming is how meta games would get even weirder

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxkbek/one_thing_people_fail_to_consider_regarding_how/ (StarChild413)
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Dead things taste better

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxkavs/dead_things_taste_better/ (Stormageddon18)
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The only people that know where their spouse is at all times are widowers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxkaqn/the_only_people_that_know_where_their_spouse_is/ (BruceInc)
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Next season’s Black Mirror will just be a documentary.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxk9r7/next_seasons_black_mirror_will_just_be_a/ (wrestlejitsu)
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Wearing a mask is a great reminder to brush and floss

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxk883/wearing_a_mask_is_a_great_reminder_to_brush_and/ (Letterfield)
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It must be terrifying to not understand how drafts work, only to have a door slam shut on its own after you open a window

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxk82e/it_must_be_terrifying_to_not_understand_how/ (zordie360)
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Sun cream has a very distinct smell.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxk823/sun_cream_has_a_very_distinct_smell/ (criskobeats1)
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The people who come up with the visuals for some VEVO videos must be smoking something

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxk80p/the_people_who_come_up_with_the_visuals_for_some/ (fetchingkarp)
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You know you're getting older when the main attraction to a polygamous relationship is the idea of having to do a smaller share of the housework and combining savings for a house deposit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxk7nf/you_know_youre_getting_older_when_the_main/ (AdequateHusband)
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No matter how many shoes you think you can walk in, the spectrum of perception will always be wider than you know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxk7c6/no_matter_how_many_shoes_you_think_you_can_walk/ (Choose2bHapp-E)
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Despite the entire premise of the opening theme song, nobody ever really seemed to have any difficulty locating Scooby Doo.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxk7bj/despite_the_entire_premise_of_the_opening_theme/ (taggerbomb)
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All these “first photo” challenges on Instagram show the real gold diggers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxk71m/all_these_first_photo_challenges_on_instagram/ (notprospero)
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Detectives that dress “incognito” (stereotypical tan suit, hat) actually stand out more than regular people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxk6jf/detectives_that_dress_incognito_stereotypical_tan/ (DarkBlitz01)
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There are people who don't know the light in their refrigerator isn't always on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxk5x9/there_are_people_who_dont_know_the_light_in_their/ (mcdofras)
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While there are and always will be movies(or any other form of media) so bad that they're good. But there will never be one so good that's bad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxk4bc/while_there_are_and_always_will_be_moviesor_any/ (crazychickendude)
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Putting your game mode on its hardest difficulty puts it on the easiest difficulty for the enemies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxk3ob/putting_your_game_mode_on_its_hardest_difficulty/ (AlexOfTheEarth)
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Everything does not happen for a reason and that is why life is so terrifying

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxk1xj/everything_does_not_happen_for_a_reason_and_that/ ([deleted])
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Invisible paint could look like a hole in the ground.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxk1wm/invisible_paint_could_look_like_a_hole_in_the/ (Gary_October)
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Your perception of McDonald's french fries is likely based on whether your first experience was the pre-1990 fries

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxk12u/your_perception_of_mcdonalds_french_fries_is/ (EtOHMartini)
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Zoom makes you realise how much people actually touch their face.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxk0fw/zoom_makes_you_realise_how_much_people_actually/ (ghostpocket)
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High end fashion brands like Gucci are probably going to start making status symbol face mask respirators.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxjzul/high_end_fashion_brands_like_gucci_are_probably/ (n0x630)
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When things reopen, wearing pants will probably be a strange experience.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxjzta/when_things_reopen_wearing_pants_will_probably_be/ (JoeFas)
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Next season’s Back Mirror will just be a documentary.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxjzn4/next_seasons_back_mirror_will_just_be_a/ ([deleted])
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Every assassin you’ve ever seen in real life is a pretty bad assassin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxjzfx/every_assassin_youve_ever_seen_in_real_life_is_a/ (Pocus_Codis)
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Kids sometimes stare at you because they see in you something they have never seen before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxjz1t/kids_sometimes_stare_at_you_because_they_see_in/ (youvegotrock)
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everyday is now "take your kid to work day"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxjy70/everyday_is_now_take_your_kid_to_work_day/ (Geovestigator)
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If you water water, it grows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxjxsp/if_you_water_water_it_grows/ (EatASnicker69)
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Beauty and the beast is based off a lady who got Stockholm syndrom

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxjxi2/beauty_and_the_beast_is_based_off_a_lady_who_got/ (Michaelsmitty)
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The more towers the 5G conspirators destroy, the slower they’ll be able to communicate and coordinate their next attack

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxjw0w/the_more_towers_the_5g_conspirators_destroy_the/ (RangerJoe07)
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There's nothing worse in a movie than when they shoot the bad guy in the head so he never knows he lost.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxjuvs/theres_nothing_worse_in_a_movie_than_when_they/ (WriterDavidChristian)
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It's weird how ur eyelids don't close in the middle but instead one eyelid goes all the way down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxjtbd/its_weird_how_ur_eyelids_dont_close_in_the_middle/ (Itz_kevin)
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Bald people have invisible hair

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxjsw7/bald_people_have_invisible_hair/ (DarthHelmetsAssholes)
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Some celebrities probably don't know when their own shows air.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxjsik/some_celebrities_probably_dont_know_when_their/ (Bloopson224)
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The real smart people are the ones who are terrified at the prospect of them being above average.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxjo4b/the_real_smart_people_are_the_ones_who_are/ (Eternal2401)
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At some point or another there was probably two different serial killers who happened to be stalking the same victim that ran into each other during a kidnapping attempt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxjnja/at_some_point_or_another_there_was_probably_two/ (AppleberryJames)
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If you get a hole in your shirt while lifting weights, your shirt is more ripped than you are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxjkbt/if_you_get_a_hole_in_your_shirt_while_lifting/ (Gary_October)
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The system isn't broken, in fact it works very well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxjjq6/the_system_isnt_broken_in_fact_it_works_very_well/ (RynningInThe80s)
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Ellen keeps getting attacked by the PC culture she helped create

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxjjku/ellen_keeps_getting_attacked_by_the_pc_culture/ (2relentless2die)
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No matter how carefully peeled there's always one crunchy shard of eggshell left.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxjj7v/no_matter_how_carefully_peeled_theres_always_one/ (AcidicNature)
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Drinking 2 cans of soda seems like too much but drinking a large soda from a fast food joint (which is almost the same amount) seems normal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxjiji/drinking_2_cans_of_soda_seems_like_too_much_but/ (AsslessChapsss)
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In The Office, Erin was not addressed as “Kelly” by her birth mom during the panel in the final season.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxjhav/in_the_office_erin_was_not_addressed_as_kelly_by/ (Whines90)
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Wednesday is the longest day of the week.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxjgey/wednesday_is_the_longest_day_of_the_week/ ([deleted])
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As we empty our lint traps, we're just slowly throwing our clothes in the garbage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxjfe5/as_we_empty_our_lint_traps_were_just_slowly/ (MantisTobogganMD87)
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Cell phone users who grew up using T9 to text for years are probably more likely to develop arthritis or carpal tunnel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxjfah/cell_phone_users_who_grew_up_using_t9_to_text_for/ (dizzyk1tty)
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The reason Batman doesn’t cover his face is because he needs the police to know he’s white

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxjf9p/the_reason_batman_doesnt_cover_his_face_is/ ([deleted])
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Eye contact is a double-edge sword of good moment that's important, and creepy vibe that kills the opportunity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxjdu4/eye_contact_is_a_doubleedge_sword_of_good_moment/ (SupremoZanne)
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The environment couldn't be happier at the moment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxjd5l/the_environment_couldnt_be_happier_at_the_moment/ (MCUltraRetarded)
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"Morale of the story." Evolved to, "TL;DR".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxjd1k/morale_of_the_story_evolved_to_tldr/ (Bamboozle007)
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Indian telemarketers must have a really hard job

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxjco1/indian_telemarketers_must_have_a_really_hard_job/ (chonko-the-monko)
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Sign language interpolators are obsolete. At least on TV. Like you could use live captioning and just read what's being said.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxjcca/sign_language_interpolators_are_obsolete_at_least/ (Banana-Lama)
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You can't breathe for a second while saying, Uh Oh

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxjbg3/you_cant_breathe_for_a_second_while_saying_uh_oh/ (walnutssandmore)
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Claiming that someone "did nothing wrong" almost always confirms that they've done a lot of wrong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxjang/claiming_that_someone_did_nothing_wrong_almost/ (blitzthedragon)
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There is no way prove any of your memories are real

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxj9jc/there_is_no_way_prove_any_of_your_memories_are/ (mrgreenbean02)
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We will know that technology has truly advanced once there are no more long awkward pauses when news people are talking to each other

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxj9eb/we_will_know_that_technology_has_truly_advanced/ (TheCutestSperm)
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Guaranteeing something that was obvious makes it hard too believe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxj8o2/guaranteeing_something_that_was_obvious_makes_it/ (dankpenguin69)
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The Death Star probably used union labor

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxj3cz/the_death_star_probably_used_union_labor/ (moneybot13)
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The world’s viewpoint of pooping at work changed almost overnight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxj32f/the_worlds_viewpoint_of_pooping_at_work_changed/ (Irv-Elephant)
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You probably have at least one personality trait that at least one other person wishes they had.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxix9p/you_probably_have_at_least_one_personality_trait/ (Deanothedino)
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Your eyes are the hardest part of your body to keep still

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxivma/your_eyes_are_the_hardest_part_of_your_body_to/ (Kommo-odo)
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You know we're all getting lazy when Toby Keith hasn't even bothered to drop a single yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxivck/you_know_were_all_getting_lazy_when_toby_keith/ ([deleted])
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The new world of face masks marks the end of the beard trend.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxiv34/the_new_world_of_face_masks_marks_the_end_of_the/ (MissCoffinNails)
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You can’t sneeze with your eyes open

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxiv1m/you_cant_sneeze_with_your_eyes_open/ ([deleted])
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Probably the most common reason why people choose to hate popular stuff is because they see a wide array of people liking something for a reason that they themselves will never hope to comprehend.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxiumf/probably_the_most_common_reason_why_people_choose/ (farooqskariem)
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The saying, "It's not like it's the end of the world." doesn't feel right anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxiu28/the_saying_its_not_like_its_the_end_of_the_world/ (bagheera_013)
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Chances are, a vegan person just ate a salad, that grew from the soil of a decayed dinosaur.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxir64/chances_are_a_vegan_person_just_ate_a_salad_that/ (Im_a_gudr_smher)
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Micheal Jackson was the only person in history to lose the N-Word pass

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxiqgm/micheal_jackson_was_the_only_person_in_history_to/ (humanbeingnumber1)
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“What’s your favorite Zepplin album, 1, 2, 3 or 4.” Is not a good conversation starter, for many many reasons.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxipau/whats_your_favorite_zepplin_album_1_2_3_or_4_is/ (westgate141pdx)
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Red for hot and blue for cold is probably one of the most accepted global concept.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxioy2/red_for_hot_and_blue_for_cold_is_probably_one_of/ (UselesswanD)
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There's a 99.99% chance you've drank water once passed through a dinosaur in your lifetime

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fximcg/theres_a_9999_chance_youve_drank_water_once/ (JamuelSackson420)
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Pictures of us are guaranteed to end up in history books yet we're all sitting around in sweatpants.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxikka/pictures_of_us_are_guaranteed_to_end_up_in/ ([deleted])
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Future bartenders are going to have to deal with people sticking their fingers into garnish way less often.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxij9q/future_bartenders_are_going_to_have_to_deal_with/ (struglebus)
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BlockBuster could still be around if it had put Starbucks in them like Barnes&Nobles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxiizu/blockbuster_could_still_be_around_if_it_had_put/ (EvospEEd-13)
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Spider couples might have used their own webs to do BDSM.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxiima/spider_couples_might_have_used_their_own_webs_to/ (Atalkingpizzabox)
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John Prine wouldn't have wanted to be buried in the cold, cold ground

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxigcq/john_prine_wouldnt_have_wanted_to_be_buried_in/ (ErwinFurwinPurrwin)
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Every gross bodily function can be used as a verb and a noun with the same spelling , for example you sweat sweat, puke puke, piss piss and etc. (with exceptions being sneeze and bleed)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxif6y/every_gross_bodily_function_can_be_used_as_a_verb/ (ZestieZest)
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Probably somebody has masturbated looking at your picture.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxif20/probably_somebody_has_masturbated_looking_at_your/ (SoyUnFracaso)
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Tattoo guns are high resolution dot matrix printers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxiepq/tattoo_guns_are_high_resolution_dot_matrix/ (charbo6)
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It must have been hard for the inventors of the car to prove that it wasn't gonna explode at any given moment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxictm/it_must_have_been_hard_for_the_inventors_of_the/ (Skyraider44)
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A person that says "I'll be there in 11 minutes" will more than likely arrive before someone that says "I will be there in 10 minutes".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxicod/a_person_that_says_ill_be_there_in_11_minutes/ ([deleted])
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In the span of one month, looking like stereotypical bank robber in public went from weird, to extremely extremely necessary.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxib8n/in_the_span_of_one_month_looking_like/ (rocklandweb)
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All pictures posted on social media are for attention.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxiakn/all_pictures_posted_on_social_media_are_for/ (IAmASmollBean)
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Someone who says "I'll be there in 6 minutes" will probably arrive before someone that says "I will be there in 5 minutes".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxiaak/someone_who_says_ill_be_there_in_6_minutes_will/ (Yianook)
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gay porn is a whole section in PornHub, but lesbian porn is part of the main PornHub.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxi9zy/gay_porn_is_a_whole_section_in_pornhub_but/ (humanbeingnumber1)
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You’ll likely go your whole life without seeing an entire adult tree

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxi9gw/youll_likely_go_your_whole_life_without_seeing_an/ (osmirosales)
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There is a very high chance that someone has a framed picture of you in their house where you're in the background.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxi9ge/there_is_a_very_high_chance_that_someone_has_a/ (SomethingIDontLove)
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Medical marinara is a good step towards recreational marinara

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxi7o0/medical_marinara_is_a_good_step_towards/ (Plus-Staff)
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By yourself, rewatching a series you loved but just finished a month ago sounds redundant and pointless, but rewatching it with someone you care about who hasn’t seen it yet makes it ten times more enjoyable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxi7k6/by_yourself_rewatching_a_series_you_loved_but/ (AlohaSquash)
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Spanish flu must have sucked without the internet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxi5t9/spanish_flu_must_have_sucked_without_the_internet/ (Poeticyst)
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Miss understood people will die trying to sent a message to the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxi4i4/miss_understood_people_will_die_trying_to_sent_a/ (Someone183629)
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If Mother Nature was a person she would owe quadrillions in property damages.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxi49a/if_mother_nature_was_a_person_she_would_owe/ (MasterofCreamCheese)
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Church is a bookclub where everyone reads one book over and over again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxi472/church_is_a_bookclub_where_everyone_reads_one/ (bomzay)
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Sleeping peacefully is an advanced version of meditation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxi3vg/sleeping_peacefully_is_an_advanced_version_of/ (ygdutt)
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Earth could be like on of the untouched and uncontacted African tribes and the whole universe is aware of us but they agreed not to contact us until we figure it out for ourselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxi3ik/earth_could_be_like_on_of_the_untouched_and/ (Yianook)
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Your Car Keys have traveled further then your car has

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxi3gw/your_car_keys_have_traveled_further_then_your_car/ ([deleted])
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A different language isn’t translated, it’s just using tier 2 synonyms but you have to have all of the tier 2 synonyms unlocked in the sentence for it to work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxi3gk/a_different_language_isnt_translated_its_just/ (Pilotbax125)
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It must have been pretty hard for the inventor of the car to convince the general public that his contraption isn't a rolling death trap.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxi3cy/it_must_have_been_pretty_hard_for_the_inventor_of/ ([deleted])
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Rome was built in a day. It was expanded for the next 800 years

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxi377/rome_was_built_in_a_day_it_was_expanded_for_the/ (attackhelicopterr)
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We were designed to be full of shit. Nothing makes sense.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxi318/we_were_designed_to_be_full_of_shit_nothing_makes/ (Semi-Spicy)
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People sweat when they’re hot and objects sweat when they’re cold (eg. iced water)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxi28e/people_sweat_when_theyre_hot_and_objects_sweat/ (zk924)
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Thunderstorms are really loud and noticeable in movies, but in books they can be missed easily.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxi0n9/thunderstorms_are_really_loud_and_noticeable_in/ (SnapplyPieNC)
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At Rubik's Cube competitions it's not about solving the cube but who can move his fingers faster.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxi0mt/at_rubiks_cube_competitions_its_not_about_solving/ (AusJonny)
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You could probably fake your death pretty convincingly with what is going on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxhzz8/you_could_probably_fake_your_death_pretty/ (southwoodhunter)
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Stephen King has 63 published novels.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxhzwq/stephen_king_has_63_published_novels/ (Tokenserious23)
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When a tv/movie character wants to understand something, they really want the viewer to understand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxhzo2/when_a_tvmovie_character_wants_to_understand/ (Meds4you)
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It’s all fun and games until they start predicting your childhood and actually get it right

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxhze2/its_all_fun_and_games_until_they_start_predicting/ (totallyfvckedup)
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A lot of us assume that our pets understand what we are saying to them. Yet we do not understand anything that they are saying to us, and we are supposedly the more intelligent species.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxhygw/a_lot_of_us_assume_that_our_pets_understand_what/ (erikedge)
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The ultimate unanswerable question is "What is never the answer?" whatever you choose, you made it into an answer. Therefore it's no longer a valid answer to the question.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxhxv7/the_ultimate_unanswerable_question_is_what_is/ (Kencuros)
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If it was air that was in chip bags they would all be stale.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxhx5g/if_it_was_air_that_was_in_chip_bags_they_would/ (Fewestkarma692)
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If you have the super power to be invisible you technically cannot see where you’re walking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxhx1t/if_you_have_the_super_power_to_be_invisible_you/ (Ravenclaw2218)
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If you water water.. it grows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxhwlg/if_you_water_water_it_grows/ (austinmclrntab)
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Gift cards just exist because people don't trust you with their money

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxhvcc/gift_cards_just_exist_because_people_dont_trust/ (dishwasher23)
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Bands must wish for the day that one song of theirs hits the charts not thinking that 30 years later some jackass will be yelling”Freebird” yet again....

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxhuk3/bands_must_wish_for_the_day_that_one_song_of/ (71351)
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It's probably a real challenge for you to remember seeing a movie where an actor actually used anything more than water to clean themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxhues/its_probably_a_real_challenge_for_you_to_remember/ ([deleted])
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NPCs in games have been programmed to be smarter over the years. Soon games like Animal Crossing will be some people’s first lives and the real world their Second Life ™️

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxhuaa/npcs_in_games_have_been_programmed_to_be_smarter/ (MigraineMan)
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When someone says something stupid and you wonder if they have a brain hemorrhage, but then you realize you already have one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxhtpk/when_someone_says_something_stupid_and_you_wonder/ (themigraineur)
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When schools open again, teachers are really going to miss the “mute everyone” option in virtual classroom meetings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxhtoe/when_schools_open_again_teachers_are_really_going/ (lorettarebelle)
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No one really knows where the dirt stops and the potato begins.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxht66/no_one_really_knows_where_the_dirt_stops_and_the/ (iLutheran)
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Most of us will never get to taste our own nose

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxhr4a/most_of_us_will_never_get_to_taste_our_own_nose/ (SockPuppers)
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People who are good at selling drugs don't have to sell drugs to make money

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxhpnb/people_who_are_good_at_selling_drugs_dont_have_to/ (D0n0thing)
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Pronouncing the letter K has the opposite meaning if you are speaking Spanish or English.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxhplr/pronouncing_the_letter_k_has_the_opposite_meaning/ (BarryBreadson)
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Surprisingly situations that you may have dreaded the most generally turn out to be much better than you imagined.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxhowi/surprisingly_situations_that_you_may_have_dreaded/ (decipherseattle)
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Since a liquid is the form of a compound with separated molecules, and a diamond is a single molecule and is separate from another diamond, diamonds are, technically, a liquid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxhiy6/since_a_liquid_is_the_form_of_a_compound_with/ (Copterinx)
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Most the guys on the high school wrestling team were homophobic, despite the fact they were constantly mounting other guys

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxhhtj/most_the_guys_on_the_high_school_wrestling_team/ (Subscribe_to_Sam24)
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When everyone goes back to work your either gonna be late or stupid tired.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxhgjq/when_everyone_goes_back_to_work_your_either_gonna/ (naterator012)
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Pill trades are punk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxhfhn/pill_trades_are_punk/ (porkyandbusty)
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The reason Batman doesn’t cover his whole face is because he needs the police to know he’s white

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxhfft/the_reason_batman_doesnt_cover_his_whole_face_is/ (iGetMoreMoneyBro)
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Cov-19 greatest hit in the technology field is the facial recognition software makers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxheuj/cov19_greatest_hit_in_the_technology_field_is_the/ (Superquzzical825)
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Fire hydrants are firetrucks without wheels.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxhdcm/fire_hydrants_are_firetrucks_without_wheels/ (nibber_trigger)
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If AIDS had appeared a century earlier, mankind would have disappeared.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxhce9/if_aids_had_appeared_a_century_earlier_mankind/ (bbabylone)
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You have to be articulate to pronounce articulate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxhcaf/you_have_to_be_articulate_to_pronounce_articulate/ (BlueBunniez26)
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Feet are shoes for the organs under them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxhbiz/feet_are_shoes_for_the_organs_under_them/ (-EJT-)
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No character in any movie/series ever has the hiccups

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxhb8h/no_character_in_any_movieseries_ever_has_the/ ([deleted])
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Once you start to notice all the “white noise” in your vision, it can’t be unseen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxhats/once_you_start_to_notice_all_the_white_noise_in/ (jayytown)
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There is a recharge to how fast you can swallow

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxha6p/there_is_a_recharge_to_how_fast_you_can_swallow/ (ImTheBigBear)
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Callouses are the body’s way of saying “Here, doofus. Here’s body armor.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxha4a/callouses_are_the_bodys_way_of_saying_here_doofus/ (WestNileCoronaVirus)
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Water increases in value the less things that are in it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxh969/water_increases_in_value_the_less_things_that_are/ (Jooferz)
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We always just assume that toddlers and infants are laughing with us and because they genuinely find what we are doing funny, they very well could be laughing at us because they think we are dumb and they find it funny that they are able to make us repeat the same dumb face or noise over and over.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxh7x8/we_always_just_assume_that_toddlers_and_infants/ (Deanothedino)
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Your car keys have travelled farther than your car.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxh4eh/your_car_keys_have_travelled_farther_than_your_car/ ([deleted])
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A Boob reduction was the original "Flatten the Curve"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxh4dr/a_boob_reduction_was_the_original_flatten_the/ (BarelyLegalSeagull)
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The day Chuck Norris passes, so many jokes will pass with him.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxh48x/the_day_chuck_norris_passes_so_many_jokes_will/ (Txw100)
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Proper Sweet Tea doesn't get "watered down" with ice. You just end up with more Sweet Tea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxh3cw/proper_sweet_tea_doesnt_get_watered_down_with_ice/ (PreparedForAnalSex)
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You will never be as successful as the sperm cell that made you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxh238/you_will_never_be_as_successful_as_the_sperm_cell/ (RillingStone)
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Teachers only have group projects so they have less to grade.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxh1z6/teachers_only_have_group_projects_so_they_have/ (Must-Be-Bored)
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Things that have been in your nose shouldn't be in your mouth. Things that have been in your mouth shouldn't be in your nose.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxh1xe/things_that_have_been_in_your_nose_shouldnt_be_in/ (Wingo21)
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Tiger blood would probably be a pretty good perfume if you were trying to attract male tigers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxh05g/tiger_blood_would_probably_be_a_pretty_good/ (porkyandbusty)
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If something weird became not weird it'll be even more weird

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxgz29/if_something_weird_became_not_weird_itll_be_even/ ([deleted])
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Wheat thins are for people who cannot enjoy taste

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxgy2w/wheat_thins_are_for_people_who_cannot_enjoy_taste/ (porkyandbusty)
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In a few decades there is going to be a huge need for gaming devices geared towards seniors in care homes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxgxpe/in_a_few_decades_there_is_going_to_be_a_huge_need/ (Joey_the_Duck)
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Mortal Kombat is the only game in which the developers are required to animate the inside of the characters as well as, and as effectively as, the outside of the character.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxgxkb/mortal_kombat_is_the_only_game_in_which_the/ (TheProstidude)
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Westworld exist in the Matrix

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxgws2/westworld_exist_in_the_matrix/ (AngryVic702)
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Frozen 2 is a kids version of The Fifth Element.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxguvn/frozen_2_is_a_kids_version_of_the_fifth_element/ (redtail84)
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If there is only one of each legendary Pokémon, having a shiny legendary doesn't make sense.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxgswo/if_there_is_only_one_of_each_legendary_pokémon/ (ImplodingBacon)
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You'll probably never see ALL the pictures you're in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxgscd/youll_probably_never_see_all_the_pictures_youre_in/ (iGinger_)
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A church is a very fancy book club.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxgrhm/a_church_is_a_very_fancy_book_club/ (Dot957)
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If cats could talk they would condescendingly not tell us a word.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxgppy/if_cats_could_talk_they_would_condescendingly_not/ (pulpquoterr)
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Our dogs probably thinking that they've been really good boys

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxgoqj/our_dogs_probably_thinking_that_theyve_been/ (yashwanthjoey)
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The difference between congrats and condolences in the sentence "I just got laid off" is the word "off".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxgncm/the_difference_between_congrats_and_condolences/ ([deleted])
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Spelling shouldn't count in foreign language classes since people already misspell so much in their native language

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxgmjm/spelling_shouldnt_count_in_foreign_language/ (avgeekjohn)
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Like other animals, we can’t see all the colors that exist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxgmbv/like_other_animals_we_cant_see_all_the_colors/ (minecraftedarsh)
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Unoriginality is what makes humans human

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxgm3x/unoriginality_is_what_makes_humans_human/ (porkyandbusty)
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When you are driving and your dog has their head out of the window, they are sniffing at the same MPH as you are driving.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxgkj8/when_you_are_driving_and_your_dog_has_their_head/ (Deanothedino)
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Most of us are not probably tired and doesn’t need sleep as long as we did when there was school because school is no longer there to tire us out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxgj0t/most_of_us_are_not_probably_tired_and_doesnt_need/ (Weixs)
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Wearing facemasks is going to make people care more about their oral hygiene because everyone is going to have to smell their own breath all day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxgiai/wearing_facemasks_is_going_to_make_people_care/ (Collinnn7)
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The first speedrun record holders are the devs that play through the entire game.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxgi3u/the_first_speedrun_record_holders_are_the_devs/ (TobiPUGS)
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Water is probably more dangerous than lava.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxghl5/water_is_probably_more_dangerous_than_lava/ (feelingveryOK34)
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Dentistry is one of those jobs that is nearly impossible to do nowadays given the extreme closeness that is required to clean and repair teeth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxghjr/dentistry_is_one_of_those_jobs_that_is_nearly/ (brombinary)
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We have all won at least one race

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxgf4s/we_have_all_won_at_least_one_race/ (WillBill123414)
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The more we flatten "the curve," the more we fatten our abdominal curve.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxge2z/the_more_we_flatten_the_curve_the_more_we_fatten/ (bicureyooz)
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The fastest way to lose weight is to take a dump.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxgcme/the_fastest_way_to_lose_weight_is_to_take_a_dump/ (guysomeone0)
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Your urge to pass the car in front of you increases if it’s a shitty one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxgc0h/your_urge_to_pass_the_car_in_front_of_you/ ([deleted])
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Beef cake is usually meant to describe a muscle bound man, but it can also describe meat loaf

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxgbtv/beef_cake_is_usually_meant_to_describe_a_muscle/ (doodoocacapp)
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You wouldn’t cry so much during movies if it weren’t for the music and visual effects.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxgbig/you_wouldnt_cry_so_much_during_movies_if_it/ (torNATEo12)
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LEGO and puzzles are technically self assembling items

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxgbd7/lego_and_puzzles_are_technically_self_assembling/ (Shy_Moon_)
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We need a few public holidays where the schools are still open so parents can have a day off of the kids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxgawz/we_need_a_few_public_holidays_where_the_schools/ (PeculiarPete)
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New consoles with games already installed in them are used consoles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxg8vn/new_consoles_with_games_already_installed_in_them/ (Richqrd2854)
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We must have evolved to enjoy bird songs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxg8sx/we_must_have_evolved_to_enjoy_bird_songs/ (cleviant)
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Every king is an orphan.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxg8r4/every_king_is_an_orphan/ (Tibat33)
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The world’s population probably has a lower chance of all being unique than the clothes they own

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxg7go/the_worlds_population_probably_has_a_lower_chance/ (wigga_higga)
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Burning people when they are alive is considered awful and a crime, where as burning dead people is considered to be a good way to send of a loved one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxg5m3/burning_people_when_they_are_alive_is_considered/ (BrutalBoi)
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Temperature is waters flavour.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxg2td/temperature_is_waters_flavour/ ([deleted])
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We're naturally better at addition than subtraction

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxg2lb/were_naturally_better_at_addition_than_subtraction/ (submast3r)
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The “In Memoriam” part of the 2021 Oscars is gonna be hella long

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxg0zo/the_in_memoriam_part_of_the_2021_oscars_is_gonna/ (GuantanamoEbay)
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If there is a dog, perhaps it will cure dyslexia.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxg08o/if_there_is_a_dog_perhaps_it_will_cure_dyslexia/ (JoeFas)
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When non-essential businesses are allowed to open once again, Barbershops and Hair Salons are gonna pop off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxg00p/when_nonessential_businesses_are_allowed_to_open/ (mattbrunstetter)
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If you were truly invisible you wouldn't be able to see since light would go right through your eyeballs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxfz3p/if_you_were_truly_invisible_you_wouldnt_be_able/ (VassalOfTheNight)
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Coolant is hotn't. Heat is cooln't.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxfxmb/coolant_is_hotnt_heat_is_coolnt/ (LHandrel)
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It is never 50/50 in a coin toss because there is chance it could land on its side

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxfxlg/it_is_never_5050_in_a_coin_toss_because_there_is/ (mrgreenbean02)
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Genies wouldnt really have to twist your wish to get you to regret it. Since people always want what they don't have a wish for riches will make one desire a simpler life and so on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxfxcd/genies_wouldnt_really_have_to_twist_your_wish_to/ (bdpowkk)
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Video games aren’t necessarily violent because you don’t kill real people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxfwyz/video_games_arent_necessarily_violent_because_you/ (CreepyPastaguy2)
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Your car keys have travelled further than your actual car.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxfv2o/your_car_keys_have_travelled_further_than_your/ (abines)
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Pets have been wondering why complete strangers don't want to pet them anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxfuml/pets_have_been_wondering_why_complete_strangers/ (mlouisa70394)
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If OJ Simpson and Carol Baskin ever move in together it will be difficult to guess which one will kill the other one first.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxfucv/if_oj_simpson_and_carol_baskin_ever_move_in/ (Jibby_Hippie)
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LEGO and puzzles are technically build it yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxfu8d/lego_and_puzzles_are_technically_build_it_yourself/ ([deleted])
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At some point every human realizes it's much easier to rotate the plate other than moving the food around

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxfspo/at_some_point_every_human_realizes_its_much/ (TheOnlyArtz)
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If there wasn't grape flavored medicine then maybe people wouldn't hate grape flavored candy as much

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxfr49/if_there_wasnt_grape_flavored_medicine_then_maybe/ (Duy91121)
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The reason smart people wear glasses is because lower graphics makes their brains run faster

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxfqel/the_reason_smart_people_wear_glasses_is_because/ (mrgreenbean02)
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Car alarms aren’t nearly as effective as they were intended to be since they go off on accident more often than not that most people just assume there’s no serious trouble

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxfo80/car_alarms_arent_nearly_as_effective_as_they_were/ (zackOsaur)
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All the abandoned civilizations explored in video games got that way because of the asinine locations that they hid door locks, drawbridge controls, etc.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxfnte/all_the_abandoned_civilizations_explored_in_video/ (dcdttu)
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A pizza acts as a piechart of how much pizza is left .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxfll6/a_pizza_acts_as_a_piechart_of_how_much_pizza_is/ (l3via-than)
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Zoom probably picks on random who's mic starts off as unmuted in a meeting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxflin/zoom_probably_picks_on_random_whos_mic_starts_off/ (leshius)
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You remember waking up, but never falling asleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxfk3u/you_remember_waking_up_but_never_falling_asleep/ (FPL-Dog)
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When you water water it grows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxfj2e/when_you_water_water_it_grows/ (Whymustudodat)
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When you water water, it grows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxfio4/when_you_water_water_it_grows/ (Whymustudodat)
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Batman probably doesn't cover his whole face because he needs the police to know that he's white.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxfim7/batman_probably_doesnt_cover_his_whole_face/ (Long-Afternoon)
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Goat chess some how tastes like goats

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxfikf/goat_chess_some_how_tastes_like_goats/ ([deleted])
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Sex is probably the only thing that it’s bad to be fast as doing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxfik7/sex_is_probably_the_only_thing_that_its_bad_to_be/ (Not-Alpharious)
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Your car keys have travelled further than your car

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxfi3h/your_car_keys_have_travelled_further_than_your_car/ ([deleted])
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Cats on social media somehow have more colorful eyes than any cats in history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxfg0e/cats_on_social_media_somehow_have_more_colorful/ (mcdj)
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If you're just sleeping normally and not dreaming, you could just be dreaming about being dead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxfezy/if_youre_just_sleeping_normally_and_not_dreaming/ (majesticgoatperson)
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Manakins are akin to man.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxfeld/manakins_are_akin_to_man/ (PremiumOxygen)
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:). That looks both like a smiling face and a sad pirate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxfbuo/that_looks_both_like_a_smiling_face_and_a_sad/ (fredvanvleetsr)
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Not knowing what somebody else's expectations are is no excuse to assume they have none.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxfabv/not_knowing_what_somebody_elses_expectations_are/ (SupremoZanne)
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Fingerprints are biological hashing algorithms

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxf9kv/fingerprints_are_biological_hashing_algorithms/ (doodleasa)
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Mowing the lawn is Dad peer pressure.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxf84x/mowing_the_lawn_is_dad_peer_pressure/ (CplDLB)
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The asteroid that killed the dinosaurs took the idea of killing two birds with one stone and knocked it out of the park.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxf7og/the_asteroid_that_killed_the_dinosaurs_took_the/ (smokeymctokerson)
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Steve Bannon, technically Lil Wayne.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxf7le/steve_bannon_technically_lil_wayne/ (dran72)
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Imagining ANYONE pooping takes away their status

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxf5dr/imagining_anyone_pooping_takes_away_their_status/ (surreallifehuh)
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Carole fucking Baskins did it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxf530/carole_fucking_baskins_did_it/ (iGetMoreMoneyBro)
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A tattoo artist is the only job where having tattoos makes you more hirable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxf3hg/a_tattoo_artist_is_the_only_job_where_having/ (lord_tachanka43)
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The Universal logo must confuse flat Earthers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxf3dp/the_universal_logo_must_confuse_flat_earthers/ (grtgbln)
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Most of your life,Theirs a chance that you pose your death pose

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxf2hn/most_of_your_lifetheirs_a_chance_that_you_pose/ (blanketskie77)
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Many unsolved murders involve criminals in jail on other charges giving the impression that there are more maniacs running loose than there really are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxf0yr/many_unsolved_murders_involve_criminals_in_jail/ (VerbotenPublish)
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A bra is a literal booby trap.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxeyxi/a_bra_is_a_literal_booby_trap/ (XyleneCobalt)
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The word “spaghetti” comes with an Italian connotation, but if you simplify it to just “noodle”, it becomes an Asian connotation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxeybt/the_word_spaghetti_comes_with_an_italian/ (PTFO_Sniper)
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Cheese is weird. Who decided that eating moldy milk was a good idea and when they found out it was good how did they tell people about their discovery

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxey74/cheese_is_weird_who_decided_that_eating_moldy/ ([deleted])
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If you think your face mask smells you probably just need to brush your teeth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxexrq/if_you_think_your_face_mask_smells_you_probably/ (Po1sonator)
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Google has already googled everything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxexdk/google_has_already_googled_everything/ ([deleted])
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If we had three legs we would favour them all differently

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxexav/if_we_had_three_legs_we_would_favour_them_all/ (Klungo_)
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The reason Batman doesn’t cover his whole face is because he needs the police to know he’s white

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxewoy/the_reason_batman_doesnt_cover_his_whole_face_is/ ([deleted])
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My dog always follows me into the bathroom and then it occurred to me, does my dog think he is taking me for a potty walk?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxew75/my_dog_always_follows_me_into_the_bathroom_and/ ([deleted])
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It's kind of crazy how we can look at a person and think they're ugly, then look at an actual animal and think it's cute.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxevc3/its_kind_of_crazy_how_we_can_look_at_a_person_and/ (NoahTheAnimator)
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A different version of you exists in everyone who’s ever met you’s mind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxeuf6/a_different_version_of_you_exists_in_everyone/ (what_is_the_time_)
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Some will never not wear a mask.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxeu1u/some_will_never_not_wear_a_mask/ (Manslick)
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There's probably some moron out there who heard the expression "hot knife through butter" and tried to microwave a metal butter knife

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxetwn/theres_probably_some_moron_out_there_who_heard/ (LoneWolfRyan)
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Most of our pets will die as virgins

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxetj9/most_of_our_pets_will_die_as_virgins/ (lolexbolex)
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Accidentally pooping your pants is a dirty secret

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxetf9/accidentally_pooping_your_pants_is_a_dirty_secret/ ([deleted])
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I've never seen a sci-fi race depicted going through their Enlightenment period and discovering physics and stuff.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxesh0/ive_never_seen_a_scifi_race_depicted_going/ (AllPurposeNerd)
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Whoever made the joke where the corner is warmer because it is 90° forgot that a flat wall is 180°

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxer8l/whoever_made_the_joke_where_the_corner_is_warmer/ (Novax37149)
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Lip readers can't see sarcasm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxer4m/lip_readers_cant_see_sarcasm/ (VerbotenPublish)
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The depressing thing is that Charlie's(from "Charlie And The Choclate Factory") cynical grandfather and the optimistic one aren't any damn bit more credible than any other character portrayed negatively in the film.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxeqca/the_depressing_thing_is_that_charliesfrom_charlie/ (butchYbutch_)
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Water’s flavor is it’s temperature

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxeod2/waters_flavor_is_its_temperature/ (elizabeth0413)
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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is one of the most ambitious advertisement in history

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxeo1v/charlie_and_the_chocolate_factory_is_one_of_the/ (rob_inreddit)
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All nations on Earth are 3rd world in a literal perspective.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxenc1/all_nations_on_earth_are_3rd_world_in_a_literal/ (Aeneas--)
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A really fun part of using dating apps as a bisexual person is learning just how hilariously shitty your gaydar was. You may even begin to doubt whether wholly straight people ever existed in the first place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxen1a/a_really_fun_part_of_using_dating_apps_as_a/ (Celestial_Inferno)
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You could eat the entire lower half of a mermaid before you'd be considered a cannibal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxemxr/you_could_eat_the_entire_lower_half_of_a_mermaid/ (smokeymctokerson)
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There are 2 types of people, one brag about how expensive something is that they bought, while the other one brag about how cheap they got something

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxekxs/there_are_2_types_of_people_one_brag_about_how/ (xWhitecore)
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Roommates are more roomenemies than anything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxeklu/roommates_are_more_roomenemies_than_anything/ (porkyandbusty)
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April, 4-20, will be a lot like a stereotypical stoner. Paranoid, doesn't go outside and possibly unemployed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxeke4/april_420_will_be_a_lot_like_a_stereotypical/ (TheHyperboley)
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The word deceased would make more sense if it was just "ceased"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxejl1/the_word_deceased_would_make_more_sense_if_it_was/ (porkyandbusty)
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I know that everything has a color, but what about mirrors?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxeis1/i_know_that_everything_has_a_color_but_what_about/ (Fabioaraya999)
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Windmills could pop out of the ground like sprinklers when it’s windy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxeigb/windmills_could_pop_out_of_the_ground_like/ (dedalusdiggle8)
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Every object in your room has a purpose.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxeiax/every_object_in_your_room_has_a_purpose/ (Sha-Kowa)
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If fingers have fingertips but toes don't have toe tips, why can you tip toe but not tip finger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxehot/if_fingers_have_fingertips_but_toes_dont_have_toe/ (_Supercow_)
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Your car keys have traveled further than your car

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxegzt/your_car_keys_have_traveled_further_than_your_car/ ([deleted])
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The other insurance companies must think of Allstate as the kid that reminds the teacher that the homework's due.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxegez/the_other_insurance_companies_must_think_of/ (TheBona)
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No one ever really grows up. We just get better at playing pretend

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxeg4d/no_one_ever_really_grows_up_we_just_get_better_at/ (Soaring_Symphony)
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Mass Effect was the last great 'Choose your own adventure'.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxef71/mass_effect_was_the_last_great_choose_your_own/ (GSturges)
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In the future, someone will invent IQ boosters. So if you're rich, you can be intelligent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxeeur/in_the_future_someone_will_invent_iq_boosters_so/ (_notricky_)
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You can easily gain attention by shouting the n-word

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxeest/you_can_easily_gain_attention_by_shouting_the/ (Ytaken)
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It is really strange that athletic shorts haven’t been innovated to comfortably hold phones in their pockets yet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxedtu/it_is_really_strange_that_athletic_shorts_havent/ (XXX_DILFLORD_XXX)
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People who eat their Oreos by tossing them into the milk glass and retrieving them via spoon upon full milk saturation are farther along evolutionarily

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxedgu/people_who_eat_their_oreos_by_tossing_them_into/ (dedalusdiggle8)
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Rosa Park stands up for herself by sitting down

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxec84/rosa_park_stands_up_for_herself_by_sitting_down/ (XxLevittttatexX)
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Touching your toes is a good thing, but can also be a very bad thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxec6x/touching_your_toes_is_a_good_thing_but_can_also/ (KurtAngus)
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Food for thought - are plants really farming us by providing us oxygen and then consuming us when we’re in the ground.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxec0w/food_for_thought_are_plants_really_farming_us_by/ (Nav_the_gamer)
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Our descendants will be able to do School reports on us based on our social media and internet archives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxec05/our_descendants_will_be_able_to_do_school_reports/ (Mr830BedTime)
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The word possesses is 55% letter s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxebut/the_word_possesses_is_55_letter_s/ (danolovescomedy)
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Vacuum cleaners and leaf blowers function in opposite ways mechanically to serve the same purpose practically.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxea53/vacuum_cleaners_and_leaf_blowers_function_in/ (justgivemememes)
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S.T.E.A.M is the vegan form of S.T.E.M

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxe7p4/steam_is_the_vegan_form_of_stem/ (Endermaster33)
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5G conspiracy theorists will be up to 30 times faster than 4G conspiracy theorists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxe7lp/5g_conspiracy_theorists_will_be_up_to_30_times/ (Mattski1984)
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Powering windmills seems like a waste of energy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxe7k8/powering_windmills_seems_like_a_waste_of_energy/ (porkyandbusty)
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5G conspiracy theorists with be up to 30 times faster than 4G conspiracy theorists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxe67i/5g_conspiracy_theorists_with_be_up_to_30_times/ ([deleted])
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Milk Duds and Runts are the shake of the candy world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxe57j/milk_duds_and_runts_are_the_shake_of_the_candy/ (Oneiric19)
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We probably have a lot of skills which we don't even know about because we never even tried them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxe43i/we_probably_have_a_lot_of_skills_which_we_dont/ (DisturbedOranges)
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Your whole body is always itching, and when the itch on one spot dissapears you feel "itchy" and restore balance

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxe2cp/your_whole_body_is_always_itching_and_when_the/ (its_never_my_day)
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We each have 2 big toes, Bigfoot has 20.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxe1nq/we_each_have_2_big_toes_bigfoot_has_20/ (RxManifesto)
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Schrodinger's bank balance: If you don't check your balance you both have the funds and don't have the funds and will be surprised by the swipes results.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxe0tp/schrodingers_bank_balance_if_you_dont_check_your/ ([deleted])
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The hardest part about downloading Express VPN is deciding which YouTubers’s code to use

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxe0no/the_hardest_part_about_downloading_express_vpn_is/ (CheesyPoofInthusiust)
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For a very brief moment, your parents were a million times older than you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxdzva/for_a_very_brief_moment_your_parents_were_a/ (Breakstoptoter)
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Rosa Parks stood up for herself by sitting down

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxdzuv/rosa_parks_stood_up_for_herself_by_sitting_down/ (XxLevittttatexX)
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Completely equal opportunity and outcome happens when cooking rice: each grain of rice soaks up equal amounts of water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxdych/completely_equal_opportunity_and_outcome_happens/ ([deleted])
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The bubble will soon burst.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxdwzg/the_bubble_will_soon_burst/ (usenet_alias)
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being a man is tough, no makeup, no lashes, etc..if you are unattractive then it is what it is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxdvt1/being_a_man_is_tough_no_makeup_no_lashes_etcif/ ([deleted])
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Masturbation is sex in singleplayer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxdtzj/masturbation_is_sex_in_singleplayer/ (Ocult2016)
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Any book can be a sleep guide if it’s boring enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxdsng/any_book_can_be_a_sleep_guide_if_its_boring_enough/ (-Sonicoss-)
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The thing that has been echoed the most is likely the word 'echo' itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxdsf7/the_thing_that_has_been_echoed_the_most_is_likely/ (FlintyCrayon)
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Gаy pеоplе аrе kindа gаy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxds7h/gаy_pеоplе_аrе_kindа_gаy/ (danimadi3)
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Masturbation is technically playing an organ.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxdpxq/masturbation_is_technically_playing_an_organ/ (UnMysTIcREDDIT)
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Ranch came from Blue Cheese like Eve came from Adam's rib.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxdpqs/ranch_came_from_blue_cheese_like_eve_came_from/ (100_selfhate)
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A conspiracy theory is only as good as how hard it is to prove

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxdp4a/a_conspiracy_theory_is_only_as_good_as_how_hard/ ([deleted])
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The size of the ellipsis that appears when someone is typing in chat messages could be proportional to how fast or how much they are typing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxdog1/the_size_of_the_ellipsis_that_appears_when/ (dedalusdiggle8)
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Sparkling depression must be what comedians get

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxdo72/sparkling_depression_must_be_what_comedians_get/ (killerteddydollx)
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Kanye West never did run

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxdnn1/kanye_west_never_did_run/ (GiornoGiomamma)
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Everyone has the ability to start rioting and killing everyone. We just don’t do it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxdmnn/everyone_has_the_ability_to_start_rioting_and/ (KrillinIsASaiyan)
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Sleeping at 10pm and sleeping at 3am are both technically "sleeping early".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxdmdv/sleeping_at_10pm_and_sleeping_at_3am_are_both/ (riulenn)
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If we were charged a penny per calorie for the food we eat, it would help us be more aware of how much we’re consuming AND how much we’re spending.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxdkhi/if_we_were_charged_a_penny_per_calorie_for_the/ (redheadredemption78)
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Selling your gaming system and tv is the hood version of filing for bankruptcy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxdkdq/selling_your_gaming_system_and_tv_is_the_hood/ (Po1sonator)
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Soon the whole back of a phone will be lenses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxdk7o/soon_the_whole_back_of_a_phone_will_be_lenses/ (JesterFX)
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There are laws that can be broken while still following the Golden Rule...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxdk1i/there_are_laws_that_can_be_broken_while_still/ (HerkeJerky)
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Throughout the history of travelling across oceans, there have been probably a lot of people just lost in the middle of ocean without a boat... just swimming until their inevitable death...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxdiss/throughout_the_history_of_travelling_across/ (Lack39)
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Selling your ps4, xbox, or nintendo is the poor version of filing for bankruptcy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxdilj/selling_your_ps4_xbox_or_nintendo_is_the_poor/ ([deleted])
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Your car keys have traveled farther than your car

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxdi43/your_car_keys_have_traveled_farther_than_your_car/ (JJMole06)
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Your car keys have traveled more than your car

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxdhm0/your_car_keys_have_traveled_more_than_your_car/ (pastell_soelli)
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Everyone wearing facemasks has got to be a boon to the gas station robber community.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxdfmb/everyone_wearing_facemasks_has_got_to_be_a_boon/ (KatLikeGaming)
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Living in an Apple store where a big hairy giant is constantly pressing its massive ugly face against the window to observe you pace around the store, would finally make you understand the life of a fish.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxdexi/living_in_an_apple_store_where_a_big_hairy_giant/ (dedalusdiggle8)
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In person you get louder to talk over someone. On the internet or by text you get faster to talk over someone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxdeej/in_person_you_get_louder_to_talk_over_someone_on/ (I-Zebra-I)
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Somewhere out there is a hospital bed that has had the most amount of people die in it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxddk6/somewhere_out_there_is_a_hospital_bed_that_has/ (funnyonlinename)
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people who die in their sleep might think that heaven is a weird dream they are having

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxddey/people_who_die_in_their_sleep_might_think_that/ (nick2quick25)
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If Michael Jackson ever did play Spider-Man we would have Marvel's version of Tommy Wiseau's The Room.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxdc4q/if_michael_jackson_ever_did_play_spiderman_we/ (zaem_shams)
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Police need to break the speed limit to pull you over for breaking the speed limit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxdbun/police_need_to_break_the_speed_limit_to_pull_you/ (vayGar5575)
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Bullets do their job after they've been fired.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxdb2n/bullets_do_their_job_after_theyve_been_fired/ (__bigbackclock__)
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The volume of the car's music is directly proportional to how lost you are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxd6pc/the_volume_of_the_cars_music_is_directly/ ([deleted])
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There are people who are living their daily lives not realising that they are still IT!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxd5s8/there_are_people_who_are_living_their_daily_lives/ (geeitswill)
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All the wild animals that relied on humans for food are probably wondering what they did wrong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxd5co/all_the_wild_animals_that_relied_on_humans_for/ (smokeymctokerson)
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Being just isn’t the same as justice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxd3xu/being_just_isnt_the_same_as_justice/ (Athar147)
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SunnyD tastes nothing like sun or the D

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxd31v/sunnyd_tastes_nothing_like_sun_or_the_d/ ([deleted])
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All the wild animals that relied on humans to feed them probably wonder what they did wrong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxd2xa/all_the_wild_animals_that_relied_on_humans_to/ ([deleted])
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Someone invented the internet without the internet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxd2wb/someone_invented_the_internet_without_the_internet/ (minsugaboongboong)
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¿uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ƃuᴉʇᴉɹʍ ɯoɹɟ ɹǝʇndɯoɔ doʇs oʇ ʍoH

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxd2ba/uʍop_ǝpᴉsdn_ƃuᴉʇᴉɹʍ_ɯoɹɟ_ɹǝʇndɯoɔ_doʇs_oʇ_ʍoh/ (porkyandbusty)
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The 4 tires of your car have all travelled different distances.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxd1qf/the_4_tires_of_your_car_have_all_travelled/ (KazeRyouu)
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At the moment you either have lots of sex or very little

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxd1hi/at_the_moment_you_either_have_lots_of_sex_or_very/ (Gandagorn)
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If the decades of your life were split into events, your 20s would kind of be like college for adulthood.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxd0sz/if_the_decades_of_your_life_were_split_into/ (yaoldsoandso)
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People like sleep, but sleep doesn't like people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxd0jp/people_like_sleep_but_sleep_doesnt_like_people/ (porkyandbusty)
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Bras are measured in cups because boobs have milk in them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxd0gs/bras_are_measured_in_cups_because_boobs_have_milk/ (__bigbackclock__)
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It’s easiest to be with people who never mock anyone to you, because then you can trust they won’t mock you behind your back either.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxd00i/its_easiest_to_be_with_people_who_never_mock/ (Lum1nar)
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If you water water it grows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxczrf/if_you_water_water_it_grows/ (e1omski)
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In a fight where you had a lightsaber and the other person had a katana, you would lose because of momentum

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxcy7n/in_a_fight_where_you_had_a_lightsaber_and_the/ (Jimhbruce19)
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Pooping is birthing a food baby

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxcx7i/pooping_is_birthing_a_food_baby/ (party_in_my_head)
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Sex is a form of stabbing that can potentially result in life rather than death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxcvof/sex_is_a_form_of_stabbing_that_can_potentially/ (Organboner4844)
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Atoms are generally introverted

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxcuni/atoms_are_generally_introverted/ (JetZflare25)
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Mosquitoes has the highest success rates of any insect / animal at killing humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxctty/mosquitoes_has_the_highest_success_rates_of_any/ (wilsonmathias)
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Your car keys have travelled farther than your car.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxctcm/your_car_keys_have_travelled_farther_than_your_car/ (AirDubz)
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Maybe the reason PETA likes Carole Baskin is because she believes in the exact opposite of people eating animals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxcs7w/maybe_the_reason_peta_likes_carole_baskin_is/ (digraph81)
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You've probably never seen your baby jump

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxcrn5/youve_probably_never_seen_your_baby_jump/ (porkyandbusty)
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Since James Bond constantly introduces himself, he'd probably be a terrible spy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxcrj4/since_james_bond_constantly_introduces_himself/ (welltechnically7)
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The "everybody gets a trophy" thing was probably invented by the people making the trophies to get more money.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxcr9h/the_everybody_gets_a_trophy_thing_was_probably/ (ancoustic_gweeter)
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Even though children usually grow up to be taller than their parents, many generations ago, people weren’t super short.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxcqpn/even_though_children_usually_grow_up_to_be_taller/ (IJustWannaBeOnReddit)
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Finding some unexpected leftovers in an old grinder is as close as easter egg hunting gets for most adults.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxcqfq/finding_some_unexpected_leftovers_in_an_old/ (MarkGorZ)
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Deciphering a hidden message is like deciphering a hidden message

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxcq2u/deciphering_a_hidden_message_is_like_deciphering/ (TurtleBork)
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Joe Exotic ruined the word exotic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxcpta/joe_exotic_ruined_the_word_exotic/ (Son_Kakkarott)
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No one listens to National Anthems more than Professional Athletes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxcpay/no_one_listens_to_national_anthems_more_than/ (ATC65)
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all succubus are actually virgins

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxcnzd/all_succubus_are_actually_virgins/ (brodred)
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The flavour of water is its temperature

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxcnpz/the_flavour_of_water_is_its_temperature/ (YYCchatterbox)
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Almost every hand you've touched has had a dick on it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxcmt8/almost_every_hand_youve_touched_has_had_a_dick_on/ (Cuddleefuddlee)
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Somewhere in history someone thought it was a good idea to pull on a cows tits

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxcmsm/somewhere_in_history_someone_thought_it_was_a/ (mango-tornado)
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Plants and trees are actually underground creatures that deploy leafs as solar panels on the surface

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxcmrw/plants_and_trees_are_actually_underground/ (CosmosDog)
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Waters flavour is its temperature

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxcmpn/waters_flavour_is_its_temperature/ ([deleted])
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Having a photo of loved ones on your lock screen is the modern day equipment of having a photo in your wallet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxcmd2/having_a_photo_of_loved_ones_on_your_lock_screen/ (whotfpickedthisname)
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It’s one of those times when people need free hugs and we can’t even offer them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxcm8f/its_one_of_those_times_when_people_need_free_hugs/ (captfonk)
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If you breathe more when somebody farts, it goes away quicker because you're converting the air in your space.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxcluj/if_you_breathe_more_when_somebody_farts_it_goes/ (Haelstrom101)
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You probably don't know what the color of your rooftop is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxcls7/you_probably_dont_know_what_the_color_of_your/ (FMITW17)
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We grew up watching a homicidal cat trying to catch, kill and eat a mouse

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxcl3p/we_grew_up_watching_a_homicidal_cat_trying_to/ (_notricky_)
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Surprisingly there hasn’t been a lot of bank robbery attempts considering the circumstances.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxcjlq/surprisingly_there_hasnt_been_a_lot_of_bank/ (Despicable_carl)
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When you are holding your breath and fart, technically you are exhaling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxcjck/when_you_are_holding_your_breath_and_fart/ (KaptenFlint)
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“You only live once” can heed warning but can also encourage others

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxchrn/you_only_live_once_can_heed_warning_but_can_also/ (ReddPug)
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You will probably never see your great great great grandsons and granddaughters

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxch1v/you_will_probably_never_see_your_great_great/ (0_0Tatsuki0_0)
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Those who say "you can't buy happiness", have never bought a dog.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxcgk0/those_who_say_you_cant_buy_happiness_have_never/ (BillPostersIsInnocnt)
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Wind turbines have the biggest fan base

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxcgg2/wind_turbines_have_the_biggest_fan_base/ (moneybot13)
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If a mosquito lays eggs in your still glass and you drink it, you're getting your lost nutrition back.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxcgad/if_a_mosquito_lays_eggs_in_your_still_glass_and/ (TheRealEtherion)
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Face masks really have become the accessory for the 21st century.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxcf65/face_masks_really_have_become_the_accessory_for/ (armedwithafriend)
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Nobody dunks donuts into coffee anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxceyu/nobody_dunks_donuts_into_coffee_anymore/ (moneybot13)
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The sound of snapping comes from your middle finger hitting the base of your thumb

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxcelu/the_sound_of_snapping_comes_from_your_middle/ (napknn_)
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The only reason to pay attention in middle school math class is so you can help your kid do middle school math.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxceiu/the_only_reason_to_pay_attention_in_middle_school/ (NatronaOnyx)
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At least we don't have to hear leaf blowers yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxcdit/at_least_we_dont_have_to_hear_leaf_blowers_yet/ (BeachLink)
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Most of the canned laughter belongs to dead people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxccs3/most_of_the_canned_laughter_belongs_to_dead_people/ (dalekfromskaro)
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Farts are butt burps

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxccr5/farts_are_butt_burps/ (itz_emmaa)
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The Paralympic Games will no longer exist due to replaceable limbs and technological advancements.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxcc5p/the_paralympic_games_will_no_longer_exist_due_to/ (Dbb03)
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You enhale billions of fart molecules every second.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxcbz6/you_enhale_billions_of_fart_molecules_every_second/ (Arandomredittuser)
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You're always 2 different ages every year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxcblg/youre_always_2_different_ages_every_year/ (jimmy000107)
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If the word "distraction" was never invented, then all work will be finished a lot faster. Think about it, just thinking about the word distraction is distracting you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxcbgy/if_the_word_distraction_was_never_invented_then/ (lost-my-kite)
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Tiger King is a hugely more successful series than all the work that went into Game of Thrones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxcb0w/tiger_king_is_a_hugely_more_successful_series/ (KanyeBaratheonTrump)
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If Earth and everything on it shrunk by 99% but to scale, we probably wouldn’t notice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxcaoe/if_earth_and_everything_on_it_shrunk_by_99_but_to/ (fuqers)
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The sound of snapping comes from your index finger hitting the base of your thumb

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxc9ph/the_sound_of_snapping_comes_from_your_index/ ([deleted])
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Most car keys have probably traveled further than its car.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxc98f/most_car_keys_have_probably_traveled_further_than/ (Dr_Driggy1998)
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Everyone likes spicy food, but spicy food doesn't like anyone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxc8v0/everyone_likes_spicy_food_but_spicy_food_doesnt/ (porkyandbusty)
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your car keys have traveled further than your car.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxc8sp/your_car_keys_have_traveled_further_than_your_car/ (splashking1)
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Due to the nature of the substances, choosing oil over water (companies/governments) is literally choosing death over life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxc8g2/due_to_the_nature_of_the_substances_choosing_oil/ (Renowhackson)
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Heat is the “sound energy” of atoms

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxc8d4/heat_is_the_sound_energy_of_atoms/ (MrSamot)
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If someone could read thoughts, they could also read dreams because they are both generated by the mind

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxc5e1/if_someone_could_read_thoughts_they_could_also/ (Sagenava)
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Squeaky doors are good for sneaky kids

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxc5c1/squeaky_doors_are_good_for_sneaky_kids/ (crazy_brazy22)
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It's amazing the shit you find when you're looking for something else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxc4sj/its_amazing_the_shit_you_find_when_youre_looking/ (erpagris)
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Yawning is your bodies notification that you’re low on battery

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxc3pc/yawning_is_your_bodies_notification_that_youre/ (IAmBlack626)
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Humans generally drink the surface of their water last

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxc276/humans_generally_drink_the_surface_of_their_water/ (Avochado)
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Canadians have stopped holding doors for each other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxc1mc/canadians_have_stopped_holding_doors_for_each/ (MunkyPants)
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There will be a spike in burglary once we’re all allowed out the house

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxc0vg/there_will_be_a_spike_in_burglary_once_were_all/ (OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEN)
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Drinking hot chocolate is okay but eating hot chocolate is weird.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxbzjp/drinking_hot_chocolate_is_okay_but_eating_hot/ ([deleted])
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Mirrors are more fragile because whenever you punch one your reflection punches it too and that doubles the damage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxbyf1/mirrors_are_more_fragile_because_whenever_you/ (Bluefenix1)
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Calling someone ugly is socially acceptable only if he is attractive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxbx7j/calling_someone_ugly_is_socially_acceptable_only/ (DabtillDeath)
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You know you've reached adulthood when your bed is no longer in the corner of your room.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxbvhh/you_know_youve_reached_adulthood_when_your_bed_is/ (ajsecmp2)
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Cakes are breads with some make up on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxbuzn/cakes_are_breads_with_some_make_up_on/ (iruny)
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No one talks about spontaneous combustion anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fxbre9/no_one_talks_about_spontaneous_combustion_anymore/ (galactighost565)
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The flavour of water is dictated by the temperature of the water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fx8rwu/the_flavour_of_water_is_dictated_by_the/ (sage_ahlan_husky420)
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You don't know anyone. You only know what they allow you to know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fx7y2y/you_dont_know_anyone_you_only_know_what_they/ (lolnoboi)
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People on survival shows get a lot of credit but the cameramen really don’t get any.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwtuy9/people_on_survival_shows_get_a_lot_of_credit_but/ (KaptinShinyPantz)
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Unlucky if you remember learning how to walk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwsyyf/unlucky_if_you_remember_learning_how_to_walk/ (moneybot13)
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You have seen more naked women but had less sex than your ancestors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwo5b2/you_have_seen_more_naked_women_but_had_less_sex/ (GhostRiley7998)
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Each year, NERF guns are becoming more and more like real guns.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwo4dg/each_year_nerf_guns_are_becoming_more_and_more/ (STekie333)
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If you've ever thoroughly mixed a Rubix cube, it's likely nobody has ever had the same orientation in history

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwo2qf/if_youve_ever_thoroughly_mixed_a_rubix_cube_its/ (JamuelSackson420)
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Banks are probably pretty nervous with all these mask wearing people walking around.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwo13v/banks_are_probably_pretty_nervous_with_all_these/ (Proxy_9)
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People named Richard often get nicknamed Rick, but rarely ever get the nickname Chard

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwo0hb/people_named_richard_often_get_nicknamed_rick_but/ (purplayes)
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If you start every conversation in your life with “Your Pin is 7108, right?“ one day soneone will be really surprised

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwnzzc/if_you_start_every_conversation_in_your_life_with/ (editilly)
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Lobsters and many other underwater creatures look like giant bugs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwnzik/lobsters_and_many_other_underwater_creatures_look/ (yaboiGunit)
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Your feet smell, but your nose runs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwnzg1/your_feet_smell_but_your_nose_runs/ (Reidddddddd)
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The fact that Neo’s mental body image of what he looks like is exactly what he looks like outside of The Matrix is the most unbelievable part of that movie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwnz5q/the_fact_that_neos_mental_body_image_of_what_he/ (-layner-)
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Self-confidence turns flaws into fashion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwnz4k/selfconfidence_turns_flaws_into_fashion/ (j9greene)
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somebody made up dinosaur sounds without ever hearing them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwnypd/somebody_made_up_dinosaur_sounds_without_ever/ (Dedr67)
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In the age of the internet it has become overwhelmingly frustrating when you have a question that can't simply be looked up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwnyo1/in_the_age_of_the_internet_it_has_become/ (fomoloko)
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If monkeys start stealing clothes from everyone, it'll be the Rise of the planet of the Dr'apes'.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwnww3/if_monkeys_start_stealing_clothes_from_everyone/ (our_lord23)
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Increased airborne pathogen exposure might be the reason men evolved facial hair.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwnvdy/increased_airborne_pathogen_exposure_might_be_the/ (PrestigeMaster)
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You hear inside your brain, but you see outside your brain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwnu5z/you_hear_inside_your_brain_but_you_see_outside/ (SquareFishEggs)
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Blind people never saw it coming

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwnsjk/blind_people_never_saw_it_coming/ (moneybot13)
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If you water water it grows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwnrrk/if_you_water_water_it_grows/ (KingKahra3)
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No one ever has been in an empty room

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwnr3u/no_one_ever_has_been_in_an_empty_room/ ([deleted])
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Hard for video games to cause people to be both lazy and violent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwnqz9/hard_for_video_games_to_cause_people_to_be_both/ (moneybot13)
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Almost everybody can move things with their mind. It’s just limited to body parts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwno8j/almost_everybody_can_move_things_with_their_mind/ (Xsniper157)
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The check engine light never breaks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwnnu1/the_check_engine_light_never_breaks/ (eskimoexplosion)
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Some animals understand foreign languages better than you do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwnkup/some_animals_understand_foreign_languages_better/ (daneett)
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No matter how hard you try, you will NEVER see the corner of your sight

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwnkis/no_matter_how_hard_you_try_you_will_never_see_the/ (classy1231)
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Cutscenes aren't that. They're not scenes that were cut from the game.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwnjht/cutscenes_arent_that_theyre_not_scenes_that_were/ (Luxuriousmoth1)
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Dogs probably believe they are walking you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwnika/dogs_probably_believe_they_are_walking_you/ (moneybot13)
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A refrigerated can of coke, doesn’t really feel cold, It just steals the heat from your hand causing you to feel the insane speed of heat-loss towards the ‘cold’ object.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwnfl1/a_refrigerated_can_of_coke_doesnt_really_feel/ (ixoniq)
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Never before have cars been so clean, not gardens so tidy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwnci8/never_before_have_cars_been_so_clean_not_gardens/ (pmabz)
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Men’s room etiquette could save us all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwnbzg/mens_room_etiquette_could_save_us_all/ (KajePihlaja)
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Barbershop quartets are technically boy bands.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwnb6r/barbershop_quartets_are_technically_boy_bands/ ([deleted])
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More men probably know more about the price of flowers compared to women.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwna6t/more_men_probably_know_more_about_the_price_of/ (prettyflybutnowifi)
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If you water water it grows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwn8ny/if_you_water_water_it_grows/ (__Dawn__Amber__)
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Tails the fox only exists to die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwn8ci/tails_the_fox_only_exists_to_die/ (isaacthehedgehog)
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If you found a genie, you wouldn't want to ask for money, because you will be investigated for the origin of it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwn7yv/if_you_found_a_genie_you_wouldnt_want_to_ask_for/ (TovarischPolkovnik)
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Vampires must really calculate when to get erections since they run on other peoples blood.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwn5rp/vampires_must_really_calculate_when_to_get/ (ZacharyBall)
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The mobile phone in your pocket has more computation power than all computers combined that existed in the year 19-something

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwn5am/the_mobile_phone_in_your_pocket_has_more/ (Ram_in_drag)
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Someone could probably recreate your entire personality and stick it into a robot from all the personal info big data has on you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwmzao/someone_could_probably_recreate_your_entire/ (dusty101011)
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Blue is considered a cool/cold colour compared to red and orange, but blue flames are hotter than orange flames.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwmwwq/blue_is_considered_a_coolcold_colour_compared_to/ (egg_on_my_spaghet)
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If you water water it grows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwmtqy/if_you_water_water_it_grows/ (Drivestesla)
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Literally isn’t used the way it’s meant to anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwmtij/literally_isnt_used_the_way_its_meant_to_anymore/ (Crossiant-Boi)
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Volunteering is a privilege for the well off and become its own status symbol once you run out of material goods to buy to show off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwmtew/volunteering_is_a_privilege_for_the_well_off_and/ (limache)
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When someone says "Do you have a heart?", they're referring to your brain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwmrm9/when_someone_says_do_you_have_a_heart_theyre/ (MagMains)
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Once you laugh once in a try not to laugh, you start laughing at everything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwmqcq/once_you_laugh_once_in_a_try_not_to_laugh_you/ (MemerWienerYT)
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Creaking floorboards have probably saved a lot of people in several different instances

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwmpz7/creaking_floorboards_have_probably_saved_a_lot_of/ (colbyl321)
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The world is in hardcore mode

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwmpb2/the_world_is_in_hardcore_mode/ (amadu77)
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Ego Death is Conceptual Death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwmp3i/ego_death_is_conceptual_death/ (elevenser11)
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In real world wide challenges, people frequently fall to humour to help them cope. In movie portrayals of similar challenges, humour is rarely found (Shawn of the Dead, notwithstanding).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwmo5q/in_real_world_wide_challenges_people_frequently/ (Mulligan315)
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People will start second-guessing before saying a video ‘went viral’.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwmlu2/people_will_start_secondguessing_before_saying_a/ (vragal)
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Whoever invented the parachute had more balls than the rest of us for testing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwmky9/whoever_invented_the_parachute_had_more_balls/ (PeJae)
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That song everybody wants to rule the world could be about the roman empire just change the title from the world to Germany.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwmkh3/that_song_everybody_wants_to_rule_the_world_could/ (zacharyheidenreich)
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It's weird that we associate cold with relaxing (cool down and take a chill pill). But we tend to feel physically more tensed and alert in cold weather and in cold water. And the opposite with heat (warm-up and warm as a toast), but a warm sauna is actually relaxing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwmji4/its_weird_that_we_associate_cold_with_relaxing/ (haronic)
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We are living in the cleanest of times, but ironically the most dangerous.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwmfm5/we_are_living_in_the_cleanest_of_times_but/ (okdo123)
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Tiger King is baby shark for adults

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwmfhx/tiger_king_is_baby_shark_for_adults/ (releasethehounds26)
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If you have driven 250k miles in your car, that’s far enough to make it to the moon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwmeos/if_you_have_driven_250k_miles_in_your_car_thats/ (crazy_brazy22)
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Due to all of the different earthquakes and plate shifting, there are probably a lot of bodies resting underneath the wrong tombstones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwmeog/due_to_all_of_the_different_earthquakes_and_plate/ (Kobe_Wan_Jabroni)
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Remember when bedbugs were our biggest problem? Good times...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwmd66/remember_when_bedbugs_were_our_biggest_problem/ (Thespar665)
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Well-behaved children can be hiding their social anxiety

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwmb41/wellbehaved_children_can_be_hiding_their_social/ (Tubu_)
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A bullet's job is to get fired

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwmaph/a_bullets_job_is_to_get_fired/ (stellargd)
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We’ve all seen boobies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwmaj6/weve_all_seen_boobies/ (ohDaddyNo)
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If the sun could see, it will never see a shadow

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwmacr/if_the_sun_could_see_it_will_never_see_a_shadow/ (JustaUser14)
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Maybe animals speak the same language but with different accents

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwm8jf/maybe_animals_speak_the_same_language_but_with/ (Alan_sG)
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The older we get, the more literal we answer to the question "How are you?"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwm8c0/the_older_we_get_the_more_literal_we_answer_to/ (itzhussuni)
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A microwave can give you the feeling of a modern day Pavlov effect

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwm5r2/a_microwave_can_give_you_the_feeling_of_a_modern/ (Sweaty_Soup)
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There very few cases of something as widespread and relatable as the human desire to pet every single animal (or at least most of them).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwm4cb/there_very_few_cases_of_something_as_widespread/ (Abovearth31)
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Haiti has 24 confirmed cases. Dominican Republic has 1,800 confirmed cases. Those countries share a border alone on an island. We don't have all the facts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwm38c/haiti_has_24_confirmed_cases_dominican_republic/ ([deleted])
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If you take the numbers in 3.15.20 by Childish Gambino, rearrange them and duplicate where needed, he provided his credit card number

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwm26n/if_you_take_the_numbers_in_31520_by_childish/ (MasterJakestar)
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People with prosthetics are cyborgs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwm20v/people_with_prosthetics_are_cyborgs/ (Big_old_Bulldog)
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Peeing in the wilderness

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwlx0x/peeing_in_the_wilderness/ (jomp98)
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We spend our whole lives gathering guests to our funeral.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwlwmc/we_spend_our_whole_lives_gathering_guests_to_our/ (whykemon)
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Water tastes sweeter when your thirsty or dehydrated.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwlwm5/water_tastes_sweeter_when_your_thirsty_or/ (C_Giraffe)
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First aid might be last aid if it fails

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwlwkv/first_aid_might_be_last_aid_if_it_fails/ (redBeepis)
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In about 13 years we'll have a new generation of quaran-teens.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwlwkg/in_about_13_years_well_have_a_new_generation_of/ (menolous)
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Saying that someone " thinks " something instead of " says " something, makes you sound biased.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwlwap/saying_that_someone_thinks_something_instead_of/ (AppleChoose)
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Smelling flowers is literally smelling plants genetalia

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwlvn9/smelling_flowers_is_literally_smelling_plants/ (sriramempire)
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Almost all fish look like they have Mohawks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwlvkv/almost_all_fish_look_like_they_have_mohawks/ (Mycatistooloud)
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Pizza is a pie-chart of how much is left.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwlv1q/pizza_is_a_piechart_of_how_much_is_left/ (IAmAnIssue)
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Bradley Nowell would've really appreciated concentrates

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwls1j/bradley_nowell_wouldve_really_appreciated/ (The_Good_Vibe_Tribe)
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The more Hindus there are, the less beef costs, until a certain threshold where beef starts costing more, because the Hindus are against it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwlrb7/the_more_hindus_there_are_the_less_beef_costs/ (Homestuck_Trash413)
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Nobody cares if someone else's son is a pussy, but you'd never want your own son to be a pussy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwlpjt/nobody_cares_if_someone_elses_son_is_a_pussy_but/ (purplayes)
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Pizza is the cocaine of food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwlncs/pizza_is_the_cocaine_of_food/ (Leveller_Chaz)
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Shredded cheese is the glitter of food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwllpe/shredded_cheese_is_the_glitter_of_food/ (petecurley)
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Once Kratos kills the whole Greek pantheon, he'd have to kill them again when they're reincarnated as the Roman pantheon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwlke2/once_kratos_kills_the_whole_greek_pantheon_hed/ (ZenMonkey47)
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If you water water it grows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwljwv/if_you_water_water_it_grows/ ([deleted])
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The sound of Velcro ripping is the feeling of your legs falling asleep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwljn4/the_sound_of_velcro_ripping_is_the_feeling_of/ (Raymak12)
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There's a way to go below 0, that's -1

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwli1x/theres_a_way_to_go_below_0_thats_1/ (Funnysonic125)
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The person who guards the animatronics for the upcoming fnaf movie is literally playing the game in real life as there job.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwlho5/the_person_who_guards_the_animatronics_for_the/ (ShrimpNoodle69)
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With all the dinosaur's fossils and movies, no one know how dinosaur's dick looks like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwlhaf/with_all_the_dinosaurs_fossils_and_movies_no_one/ (C0DENAME-)
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If you "lose" something in the house, it is never really lost.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwlh2w/if_you_lose_something_in_the_house_it_is_never/ (Deanothedino)
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Unless you’re clairvoyant, all times are “uncertain times.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwlfeo/unless_youre_clairvoyant_all_times_are_uncertain/ (CosmicTurtle504)
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Conspiracy theories are whipped up by BIG TIN FOIL so they can make more hats.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fwldou/conspiracy_theories_are_whipped_up_by_big_tin/ (twothirtysevenam)
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Chick-fil-a has probably saved a lot of money from people either too shy or too lazy to ask for a drink refill.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw8uf7/chickfila_has_probably_saved_a_lot_of_money_from/ (jakearcement)
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Concerts are people screaming at noises and the body those noises are coming from.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw8gpw/concerts_are_people_screaming_at_noises_and_the/ (SupercarMafiaOWO)
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Most people probably haven't seen a vinyl record or player in their life, but still know the "record scratch" sound

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw8f3l/most_people_probably_havent_seen_a_vinyl_record/ (Skyraider44)
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For once wearing a surgical mask and gloves in the post office isn't unbelievably alarming to people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw8du5/for_once_wearing_a_surgical_mask_and_gloves_in/ (A_Friend_Indeed93)
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There's at least 2 "i"s in a team.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw8dnr/theres_at_least_2_is_in_a_team/ (n3rv0u5)
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If a father has 2 or more kids he is literal “motherfucker”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw8div/if_a_father_has_2_or_more_kids_he_is_literal/ (RobinTheWolf)
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'Alcohol' has such a negative stigma because of its capacity to hurt, but in light of recent events, it's not only an essential item, but a sanitary necessity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw8c08/alcohol_has_such_a_negative_stigma_because_of_its/ (kobebeef16)
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Tiptoeing is whispering for your feet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw89sk/tiptoeing_is_whispering_for_your_feet/ (Yeetball128)
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Every accent pronounces the ‘zz’ in Pizza the same way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw88nf/every_accent_pronounces_the_zz_in_pizza_the_same/ (NeedSimilarMusic)
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Your future self is watching you through your memories

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw88ec/your_future_self_is_watching_you_through_your/ ([deleted])
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Every accent pronounces the ‘zzz’ in Pizza the same way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw87b3/every_accent_pronounces_the_zzz_in_pizza_the_same/ ([deleted])
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"What's company's plan if there will be a crіsіs" is going to be a standart question soon, when talking to recruiter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw86ye/whats_companys_plan_if_there_will_be_a_crіsіs_is/ (d1psyyyy)
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Sleeping is a loading screen for the next day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw85up/sleeping_is_a_loading_screen_for_the_next_day/ (Westbrooke117)
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All series have bad endings because they keep running until they are not profiltable anymore and the writer's only concern by then is finding a new job.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw838e/all_series_have_bad_endings_because_they_keep/ (lanxt)
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Hair is matter exuding from millions of headholes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw82ud/hair_is_matter_exuding_from_millions_of_headholes/ (tukepohjis)
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Asymptomatic carriers could have killed 100s of people and not ever know it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw82tl/asymptomatic_carriers_could_have_killed_100s_of/ (wellthen420)
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The order of the Alphabet is both random and alphabetical

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw81s6/the_order_of_the_alphabet_is_both_random_and/ (1VentiChloroform)
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At one point, something in your refrigerator will have the same expiration date as you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw80bu/at_one_point_something_in_your_refrigerator_will/ (Roivas14)
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The most beautiful human being ever probably lived and died before cameras existed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw7zvj/the_most_beautiful_human_being_ever_probably/ (ihwayne)
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Blood is Human Juice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw7y8q/blood_is_human_juice/ (1VentiChloroform)
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Neighborhood dogs most often communicate with each other by just screaming into the sky at one another.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw7y3w/neighborhood_dogs_most_often_communicate_with/ (Roivas14)
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Pie viewed from above is a physical pie chart of how much pie hasn’t been eaten.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw7xiz/pie_viewed_from_above_is_a_physical_pie_chart_of/ (SirFixalot1116)
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Before the invention of film/videos, never in history were people able to see their own eyes moving.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw7xcj/before_the_invention_of_filmvideos_never_in/ (JustCrits)
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The fear of feeling pain is much worse than the feeling of pain itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw7x0v/the_fear_of_feeling_pain_is_much_worse_than_the/ (lowkey2317)
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Ninjas probably bumped into each other a lot while they were hunting their enemies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw7wku/ninjas_probably_bumped_into_each_other_a_lot/ (donkeyshowboy)
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If the inventor of double jumping in video games patented it, he would probably be a billionaire

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw7vx1/if_the_inventor_of_double_jumping_in_video_games/ (wyliecoyote117)
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Being the youngest sibling is such a disadvantage growing up. You enter every fight with less muscle and less knowledge.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw7vad/being_the_youngest_sibling_is_such_a_disadvantage/ (influencedbyyou)
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The world is closed and yet we’re still paying bills

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw7tya/the_world_is_closed_and_yet_were_still_paying/ (Toomad316)
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Dreaming that you're falling is such a common dream to have that it makes you wonder what our brains are trying to tell us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw7t1f/dreaming_that_youre_falling_is_such_a_common/ (PNWEMT)
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There are groups of people you feel more lonely with, than you could ever feel on your own.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw7sc2/there_are_groups_of_people_you_feel_more_lonely/ (kristark)
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One day you spoke the least.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw7s54/one_day_you_spoke_the_least/ (matuman17)
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Harry Potter became a professor of the dark arts before Professor Snape with Dumbledore's Army

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw7rxs/harry_potter_became_a_professor_of_the_dark_arts/ (CaptainJack1829)
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Flat-Earthers are probably really bad snipers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw7rqs/flatearthers_are_probably_really_bad_snipers/ (Jurserohn)
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If Alvin and the Chipmunks happened in real life, there would probably be thousands of people in the parks and forests hunting for more talking squirels

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw7rb8/if_alvin_and_the_chipmunks_happened_in_real_life/ (user_feggs)
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People with only one arm can spoon someone way more easily.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw7pzs/people_with_only_one_arm_can_spoon_someone_way/ (JoPro_)
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Pandora had two boxes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw7pk8/pandora_had_two_boxes/ (kushbluntlifted)
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All drawings of people are mirrored images.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw7orx/all_drawings_of_people_are_mirrored_images/ (technically-A-titan)
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No matter how long you brush your teeth for at night you still wake up the next morning with a weird taste in your mouth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw7o08/no_matter_how_long_you_brush_your_teeth_for_at/ (step6666)
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Rocky was more of a middle weight than a heavy weight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw7lgd/rocky_was_more_of_a_middle_weight_than_a_heavy/ (karma-enigma)
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People always warn us about Overthinking but they rarely warn us about Underthinking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw7l4s/people_always_warn_us_about_overthinking_but_they/ (jellycustard671)
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Jeff Bezos is gonna buy OnlyFans within like a year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw7j5v/jeff_bezos_is_gonna_buy_onlyfans_within_like_a/ (CptArius)
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Uber drivers are modern day rickshaw drivers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw7ibp/uber_drivers_are_modern_day_rickshaw_drivers/ (accolyte_charm)
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At times taking a piss can be the most relaxing thing ever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw7gi3/at_times_taking_a_piss_can_be_the_most_relaxing/ (ThePixelSoldier)
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We’re all side characters in somebody’s Anime :(

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw7day/were_all_side_characters_in_somebodys_anime/ (tonyshazam)
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If you run into a wall with an erection but your nose hits it first. Is your nose too big or your cock too small.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw7cef/if_you_run_into_a_wall_with_an_erection_but_your/ (VegHyenaSlayer)
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Video Games used to be released without the ability to apply “updates”. If there were bugs, they were there forever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw7c12/video_games_used_to_be_released_without_the/ (Monty93til)
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No one really knows what Catch 1 - 21 are about.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw7b3z/no_one_really_knows_what_catch_1_21_are_about/ (TheFirstDimenzion)
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Talk-to-text is the solo version of the Telephone Game

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw799l/talktotext_is_the_solo_version_of_the_telephone/ (WileeC320)
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Planet Earth must feel like it is on an extended vacation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw78hk/planet_earth_must_feel_like_it_is_on_an_extended/ (perfect_square)
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If Satan is so awful, he'd be punishing all the good people and not the bad people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw78da/if_satan_is_so_awful_hed_be_punishing_all_the/ ([deleted])
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A guillotine is litterally mindblowing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw783b/a_guillotine_is_litterally_mindblowing/ (Nnine5ix)
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Our comment history will be an heirloom to our children.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw77m1/our_comment_history_will_be_an_heirloom_to_our/ (BagelsRTheHoleTruth)
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We define soups vs dips based on eating vessel

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw76jw/we_define_soups_vs_dips_based_on_eating_vessel/ (CollySea)
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It’s weird how we demeanor people’s intelligence, and then get angry when they don’t understand our “intelligent” claims

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw759k/its_weird_how_we_demeanor_peoples_intelligence/ (DonkeySkin334)
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The coronavuris economy probably is hitting the burglary industry pretty hard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw751k/the_coronavuris_economy_probably_is_hitting_the/ (UnforcedErrer)
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Butchers are actually pretty good at anatomy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw73gx/butchers_are_actually_pretty_good_at_anatomy/ (Cookie11057)
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Nothing could be more ironic than hipsters becoming main stream due to their own hipness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw728h/nothing_could_be_more_ironic_than_hipsters/ (zombiere4)
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Matpat (Gametheory dude) is the man behind the slaughter and he makes videos to lose the heat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw70o7/matpat_gametheory_dude_is_the_man_behind_the/ (TDS755)
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It’s normal to cut pickles into spears/lengthwise, but do that with cucumbers and you’re weird.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw6zr8/its_normal_to_cut_pickles_into_spearslengthwise/ (iTeoti)
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There are people really excited to see the rest of Rick and Morty who aren't going to ever see the rest of Rick and Morty

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw6y0c/there_are_people_really_excited_to_see_the_rest/ (HappyFamily0131)
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Most women like to have sex with the light off because being stared at for 30 minutes without saying anything can get creepy really fast.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw6wkn/most_women_like_to_have_sex_with_the_light_off/ (roastedtoperfection)
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You don’t have ‘real’ friends; you only became friends because you were in the same framework

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw6vp0/you_dont_have_real_friends_you_only_became/ (That_Chicago_Boi)
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If you can’t find another fish in the sea, you can always rebound with a whale.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw6uva/if_you_cant_find_another_fish_in_the_sea_you_can/ (Brendanlendan)
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The opening titlecard for The Brady Bunch is also an accurate alignment chart.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw6tt1/the_opening_titlecard_for_the_brady_bunch_is_also/ (ComebackKidGorgeous)
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Buildings that accidentally burn down are a great example of the butterfly effect where a small event causes a catastrophic disaster

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw6sy0/buildings_that_accidentally_burn_down_are_a_great/ (Alissan_Web)
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Population control is being put into effect as we speak

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw6st7/population_control_is_being_put_into_effect_as_we/ (twintowersrubble)
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Men finally have the perfect necessities for their 4 pockets. Wallet, Phone, Keys, Medical Mask.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw6rim/men_finally_have_the_perfect_necessities_for/ (letigerscaramel)
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Depression makes you tired during the day, but keeps you awake at night.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw6pqe/depression_makes_you_tired_during_the_day_but/ (Sersmer)
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Your toes are always touching each other

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw6pl6/your_toes_are_always_touching_each_other/ (DrSkittz)
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"I dunno" is a perfectly acceptable answer to almost any question

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw6ni1/i_dunno_is_a_perfectly_acceptable_answer_to/ (FirstlawGaming)
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Humans are both natural made and human made.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw6ly5/humans_are_both_natural_made_and_human_made/ (_tropical_tundra_)
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Joe exotic got famous for the real him and not for the persona he developed to become famous.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw6le8/joe_exotic_got_famous_for_the_real_him_and_not/ (JeffTwoJacket)
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Death has a 100% cure rate for every ailment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw6i7u/death_has_a_100_cure_rate_for_every_ailment/ (Qabbala)
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It would suck to have to write textbooks knowing that most people who read it will despise your hard work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw6i3l/it_would_suck_to_have_to_write_textbooks_knowing/ (harleyyydd888)
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Hey Arnold doesn’t get enough credit for introducing countless children to funk and jazz

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw6hix/hey_arnold_doesnt_get_enough_credit_for/ (Tesseraktion)
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the past tense of Wyoming is Wyomed, and someone who Wyomes is a Wyomer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw6h7h/the_past_tense_of_wyoming_is_wyomed_and_someone/ (globe--)
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Shopping carts are the cleanest they have been since being manufactured

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw6fe0/shopping_carts_are_the_cleanest_they_have_been/ (its-chaos-be-kind)
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A good man spends his whole life building a castle so he has somewhere to storm around muttering in old age.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw6fbu/a_good_man_spends_his_whole_life_building_a/ (VerbotenPublish)
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Even though the internet is full of annoying jack-asses it's also full of videos of stupid people injuring themselves, so you can just pretend they are the same person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw6f8z/even_though_the_internet_is_full_of_annoying/ (callmemrknow-it-all)
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Wireless chargers aren't really wireless

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw6d6l/wireless_chargers_arent_really_wireless/ (LaloGalo7682)
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If you die in your sleep it is the final log out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw6d1t/if_you_die_in_your_sleep_it_is_the_final_log_out/ (moneybot13)
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You were the youngest person in the world for at least 0.01 seconds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw6c3d/you_were_the_youngest_person_in_the_world_for_at/ (1in7billion_)
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Computers create the Captcha that validate that your human even though computers can't decipher Captchas.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw6bl5/computers_create_the_captcha_that_validate_that/ (imamuffin18)
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Dating someone is trying a product before you buy it. Divorce is returning a product you don't like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw6av0/dating_someone_is_trying_a_product_before_you_buy/ (redneckvet)
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Poison, after expiration date is even more poisonous.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw6a0q/poison_after_expiration_date_is_even_more/ (ivanacapkova)
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Dogs in film must think they continue to live parts of their life in a loop

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw68m3/dogs_in_film_must_think_they_continue_to_live/ (SirChancelot_0001)
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Dating someone is the same thing as try it before you buy it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw67ys/dating_someone_is_the_same_thing_as_try_it_before/ ([deleted])
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One day, you logged out of your favorite game, said you would log on tomorrow, but haven’t since.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw64h2/one_day_you_logged_out_of_your_favorite_game_said/ (TheRealSumoBro)
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Taped up playgrounds all look like crime scenes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw634l/taped_up_playgrounds_all_look_like_crime_scenes/ (grumpyoldweedster)
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California looks like a weird shaped Pac-Man who is trying to eat Nevada

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw62q4/california_looks_like_a_weird_shaped_pacman_who/ (The7footr)
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Star Wars must be really popular with Indian Police officers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw62c1/star_wars_must_be_really_popular_with_indian/ (Reddit-JustSkimmedIt)
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There is no polite/sanitary way to sneeze in a pool

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw62bf/there_is_no_politesanitary_way_to_sneeze_in_a_pool/ (dragnabbit)
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You've probably forgotten the aroma of your friends' houses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw629w/youve_probably_forgotten_the_aroma_of_your/ (Y2KoNo)
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Thinking before the invention of language must’ve been weird

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw60n2/thinking_before_the_invention_of_language_mustve/ (GodlikeRogue)
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Fake it till you make it is a very good advice on how to fall asleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw5zsg/fake_it_till_you_make_it_is_a_very_good_advice_on/ (_KeVy0_)
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Your body is a puppet. Your nervous system is the strings and your brain is the puppeteer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw5zn2/your_body_is_a_puppet_your_nervous_system_is_the/ (Apocafeller)
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The Harry Potter universe could be the same universe as many other franchises.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw5zb7/the_harry_potter_universe_could_be_the_same/ (ItsEonic89)
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The fact that men ejaculate very quickly and find it difficult to get multiple orgasms, whereas it is quite opposite for women might be due to evolution where early men probably didn't pay attention to women's pleasure and only wanted to get satisfied themselves so they can move on with other works.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw5z22/the_fact_that_men_ejaculate_very_quickly_and_find/ (talktoacomputer)
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When you are half your parents age you are the age at which they had you at

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw5yds/when_you_are_half_your_parents_age_you_are_the/ (TheLastDrill)
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Seeing reporters talk to the world from their living room makes it easy to judge them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw5xn3/seeing_reporters_talk_to_the_world_from_their/ (waynedewho)
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When you start counting your breaths you take your breathing pattern changes and your start doubting the way you breathe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw5wwb/when_you_start_counting_your_breaths_you_take/ (supreme1eader)
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Fat cats don’t know why they’re fat and they probably don’t care.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw5vub/fat_cats_dont_know_why_theyre_fat_and_they/ (Quality_Cucumber)
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It would make more sense if we all decided to pronounce “W” as “woo”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw5uho/it_would_make_more_sense_if_we_all_decided_to/ (meaella)
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Even more people will forget how to drive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw5uaj/even_more_people_will_forget_how_to_drive/ (ssunnudagurr)
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Flat-Earthers were flattening the curve before it was cool.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw5tuv/flatearthers_were_flattening_the_curve_before_it/ (Burt_Macklin_Jr)
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Human thoughts before language must have been very weird

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw5sy2/human_thoughts_before_language_must_have_been/ (GodlikeRogue)
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Ice slowly regenerates the drink it’s in

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw5sty/ice_slowly_regenerates_the_drink_its_in/ (Asisn-Guy)
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For the next couple of years, when someone says they've, "survived the big C," no one is going to assume they're talking about cancer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw5rni/for_the_next_couple_of_years_when_someone_says/ (freerangepenguin)
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The mask-wearing trend has made being a ventriloquist a lot easier.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw5r5d/the_maskwearing_trend_has_made_being_a/ (NeverBob)
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Cartoons would probably still be drawn with 4 fingers if humans only had 4 fingers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw5peh/cartoons_would_probably_still_be_drawn_with_4/ (xeq937)
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If you mix 2 different toothpastes, there is a chance it will be recommended by 10/10 dentists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw5pa9/if_you_mix_2_different_toothpastes_there_is_a/ (Bewizzlley)
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A perverted land lord out there probably has footage of a haunting but can’t release it because explaining why they have cameras around would get them in trouble.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw5owu/a_perverted_land_lord_out_there_probably_has/ (Ginno_the_Seer)
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It took us 200 000 years to get from sticks and spears to modern civilisation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw5ovo/it_took_us_200_000_years_to_get_from_sticks_and/ (CanIusethetoilet)
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Escalators consist of a very complex set of mechanics designed to smoothly and effortlessly carry people from one floor to another, but we still get made a people that don't walk up them like common stairs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw5k1h/escalators_consist_of_a_very_complex_set_of/ (moneybot13)
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Ukuleles are smaller and less fancy mandolins.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw5hz3/ukuleles_are_smaller_and_less_fancy_mandolins/ (Batur0000)
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Taking a dog named "Shark" to the beach is a bad idea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw5hny/taking_a_dog_named_shark_to_the_beach_is_a_bad/ (Aluzie)
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A pizza is basically a real-time pie chart of how much pizza is left

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw5gjl/a_pizza_is_basically_a_realtime_pie_chart_of_how/ ([deleted])
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There are probably people on Zoom talking about how unsafe 5G is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw5f9h/there_are_probably_people_on_zoom_talking_about/ (Veradun77)
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No matter what, nothing is original

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw5eye/no_matter_what_nothing_is_original/ (Theavek)
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You can’t see the hole, but you can feel it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw5e9j/you_cant_see_the_hole_but_you_can_feel_it/ ([deleted])
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The richer you are, the less often you invoke the five-second rule.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw5crq/the_richer_you_are_the_less_often_you_invoke_the/ (Y2KoNo)
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You learn a lot about a person's character the moment a roach or a spider enters the room.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw5c7c/you_learn_a_lot_about_a_persons_character_the/ (Deanothedino)
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The reason 777 is linked to gambling and luck is because a the opposite sides of a dice add's up to 7 three times.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw5c43/the_reason_777_is_linked_to_gambling_and_luck_is/ (Kyuubi_Fox)
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Dexter and Dexter’s Laboratory (*glass breaks*) are the same show

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw5ah1/dexter_and_dexters_laboratory_glass_breaks_are/ (fluves)
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Crossing our eyes leads to double vision because a super intelligent piece of substance which is capable of rendering images in 512 MegaPixels and higher CANNOT render two simple images at once.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw58h4/crossing_our_eyes_leads_to_double_vision_because/ (ARshackYo)
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Self cannibalism would technically give one a “life long” supply of food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw576h/self_cannibalism_would_technically_give_one_a/ (legallytaken)
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All Saturday morning cartoon plots can be solved by just killing the villain

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw56ef/all_saturday_morning_cartoon_plots_can_be_solved/ (despacitoisgay)
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In the word ‘queue’ only the letter at the front is doing anything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw55xs/in_the_word_queue_only_the_letter_at_the_front_is/ (wjb2222)
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The chance of something happening with 99% chance 450 times is 1%

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw557q/the_chance_of_something_happening_with_99_chance/ (Pridumalsam)
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If you think about a bodily function that happens on a subconscious level long enough it switches to manual mode

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw54g8/if_you_think_about_a_bodily_function_that_happens/ (That_Dank_Boi_1)
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Well at least there won't be any mass shootings for a while.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw52uo/well_at_least_there_wont_be_any_mass_shootings/ (SuspiciouslyElven)
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Speed bumps are road commas.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw52oe/speed_bumps_are_road_commas/ (Avid4Planes)
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So many movie villains have British accents, that in England there must be a Hogwarts-type school for world domination education.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw52bd/so_many_movie_villains_have_british_accents_that/ (blixafritz)
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Rivers are roads for fish

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw51q9/rivers_are_roads_for_fish/ (ThatOneTrollFri3nd)
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At one point, blowjobs, pussy eating, and anal was considered kinky

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw51of/at_one_point_blowjobs_pussy_eating_and_anal_was/ (astroturtle1212)
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Despite how small we are in the universe, it can sometimes be the small things in our lives that make us think the biggest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw50h9/despite_how_small_we_are_in_the_universe_it_can/ (Avid4Planes)
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We are always tasting our tongue, our brain just blocks it out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw4yu7/we_are_always_tasting_our_tongue_our_brain_just/ (TornadusTherian)
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Technically, lamps in video games use real electricity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw4wzo/technically_lamps_in_video_games_use_real/ ([deleted])
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A triangular prism shaped house either has no ceiling or no walls

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw4vcy/a_triangular_prism_shaped_house_either_has_no/ (360Bowscopez)
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Mirrors have a slight delay.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw4uv1/mirrors_have_a_slight_delay/ (MightyMase04)
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The Middle Kingdom is no longer trustworthy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw4tt9/the_middle_kingdom_is_no_longer_trustworthy/ ([deleted])
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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw4rar/artificial_intelligence_is_no_match_for_natural/ (tatopuig)
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With such a vast array of songs, there’s a high change no one will ever hear the song that they’d choose as their favourite over all the others

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw4qsb/with_such_a_vast_array_of_songs_theres_a_high/ (OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEN)
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There has to be a planet(s) out there where they could have a starless night.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw4qrt/there_has_to_be_a_planets_out_there_where_they/ (EkaL25)
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The number is species we have fucked out of existence is higher than 0.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw4qer/the_number_is_species_we_have_fucked_out_of/ (The_Shower_Bagel)
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Wearing a mask driving alone in a car feels like wearing glasses while having 20/20 vision.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw4oou/wearing_a_mask_driving_alone_in_a_car_feels_like/ (Indythrowaway22)
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If you still use a fake ID when your over 21 years old, you're up to no good

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw4n2g/if_you_still_use_a_fake_id_when_your_over_21/ (step6666)
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You know you're close with your partner when you pee with the door open.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw4mu3/you_know_youre_close_with_your_partner_when_you/ (LoempiaYa)
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If you never hoped for the Coyote to catch and eat Road Runner you are an insensitive person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw4mig/if_you_never_hoped_for_the_coyote_to_catch_and/ ([deleted])
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A life is an attempt to die in the most enjoyable way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw4mh9/a_life_is_an_attempt_to_die_in_the_most_enjoyable/ (OneManTeem)
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It would seem slides are the only method of entry into people's DMs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw4m2c/it_would_seem_slides_are_the_only_method_of_entry/ (ShiftyYak)
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Dancing is Extremely Difficult

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw4ltw/dancing_is_extremely_difficult/ (thegregariousgeneral)
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The Oscars in Memoriam segment will probably be pretty wild next year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw4kuq/the_oscars_in_memoriam_segment_will_probably_be/ (OilyEggs)
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People born in 2002 can legally perform in porn

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw4ksh/people_born_in_2002_can_legally_perform_in_porn/ (broha89)
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The oxymoron "alone together" has become quite literal as of late.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw4krq/the_oxymoron_alone_together_has_become_quite/ (Nicholas-Pressey)
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You are bulletproof if you’re fat enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw4jj1/you_are_bulletproof_if_youre_fat_enough/ (pilot_pilot)
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A liar knows every detail to a story that they’re telling you. An honest person doesn’t.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw4iny/a_liar_knows_every_detail_to_a_story_that_theyre/ (roastedtoperfection)
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If you scroll far enough down in new you will eventually reach hot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw4i2w/if_you_scroll_far_enough_down_in_new_you_will/ (PlatinumEmperium)
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At some point in the future, "charging rapidly" will simply become "charging" and there will be a new "charging rapidly".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw4g6i/at_some_point_in_the_future_charging_rapidly_will/ (thebabyfacedheel)
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Mechanical pencil lead is the golden pickaxe of the writing world. They are very precise or neat at writing but break easily.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw4ftf/mechanical_pencil_lead_is_the_golden_pickaxe_of/ (Skyraider44)
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People all over the country are realizing how much money they actually spend at the bar.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw4eur/people_all_over_the_country_are_realizing_how/ (Smileharoldsmile)
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Bad guys in movies are so intent on having matching cars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw4eht/bad_guys_in_movies_are_so_intent_on_having/ (dark_rabbit)
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Maybe pandas don’t mate often because they don’t want to bang in front of a bunch of strangers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw4cml/maybe_pandas_dont_mate_often_because_they_dont/ (arthritictongue)
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Dogs are тaІІег whеn thеy sіt down

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw4cdm/dogs_are_тaііег_whеn_thеy_sіt_down/ (yestermorrowWW3)
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Many conspiracy theorists consider themselves 'critical thinkers' while actually being devoid of such.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw4bup/many_conspiracy_theorists_consider_themselves/ (Kritical02)
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Men have nipples, but they serve no purpose.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw48zp/men_have_nipples_but_they_serve_no_purpose/ (ImJay2k)
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With all businesses not accepting cash, cash temporarily has no value

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw48al/with_all_businesses_not_accepting_cash_cash/ (shiathefrickinbeans)
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Dogs are taller when they sit down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw47ho/dogs_are_taller_when_they_sit_down/ (yestermorrowWW3)
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Lamps in video games use real electricity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw4793/lamps_in_video_games_use_real_electricity/ (GerhmanHerman)
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School prepares you more for a game show than the real world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw473a/school_prepares_you_more_for_a_game_show_than_the/ (grootDiePie)
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Without context, you can't tell if "venturing" is going on and adventure or applying a Venturi tube.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw4720/without_context_you_cant_tell_if_venturing_is/ (cazzipropri)
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If water is wet, fire is burning

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw46gi/if_water_is_wet_fire_is_burning/ (xXx_Rh10_xXx)
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The person who invented the wheel is the most famous unknown person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw4604/the_person_who_invented_the_wheel_is_the_most/ (MPCK1967)
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it's like a honeymoon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw45jh/its_like_a_honeymoon/ (SmittyComic)
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Orange juice looks a lot tastier in film and television than it is in real life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw447u/orange_juice_looks_a_lot_tastier_in_film_and/ (SpicyPitch)
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At some point in your life, chances are you will have broken a record for something without ever realizing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw41y7/at_some_point_in_your_life_chances_are_you_will/ (YoshibombR)
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Lamps in video games use real electricity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw41kc/lamps_in_video_games_use_real_electricity/ ([deleted])
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If we made a holiday for nurses, stockers, drivers, etc. they would still have to work it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw417e/if_we_made_a_holiday_for_nurses_stockers_drivers/ (sixesand7s)
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Somewhere in Africa there is probably an unbroken ancestral line that has never seen snow

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw40he/somewhere_in_africa_there_is_probably_an_unbroken/ (sAvage_hAm)
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Wordplay must have gotten way out of hand at some point for there to be so many sayings against it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw3zlv/wordplay_must_have_gotten_way_out_of_hand_at_some/ (JoeKingQueen)
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The expression "works like a charm" only makes sense if you are superstitious.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw3zbu/the_expression_works_like_a_charm_only_makes/ (RiperSnifle)
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For many peak boredom is resorting to reading a book

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw3we7/for_many_peak_boredom_is_resorting_to_reading_a/ ([deleted])
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The biggest animal exhibit at the zoo is people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw3uoe/the_biggest_animal_exhibit_at_the_zoo_is_people/ (eren_yeagermeister)
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Deaf villains can’t monologue while holding a hostage at gun point.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw3sfp/deaf_villains_cant_monologue_while_holding_a/ (IngeniousDummy)
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Pies are Realtime Pie Charts on how much Pie is left

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw3s7r/pies_are_realtime_pie_charts_on_how_much_pie_is/ (Sug_M4dic)
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artists may or may not be holding onto unreleased music that are timeless and iconic, forever kept from the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw3rxp/artists_may_or_may_not_be_holding_onto_unreleased/ (kalungs)
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The simultaneous use of two Gunchucks counts as both dual wielding AND quadrupel wielding.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw3r4n/the_simultaneous_use_of_two_gunchucks_counts_as/ (IgnacioBoyo)
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If you have many credit cards you are either very rich or really broke.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw3r1b/if_you_have_many_credit_cards_you_are_either_very/ (fox_in_calm)
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We have gone from the fourth Harry Potter book to the fifth pretty quick.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw3qy6/we_have_gone_from_the_fourth_harry_potter_book_to/ (Rcote6067)
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The joke: “You’re so fat you have more chins than a Chinese phone book” is outdated on multiple levels

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw3nut/the_joke_youre_so_fat_you_have_more_chins_than_a/ (Brobdingnagian84)
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The only thing we can physically feel are our nerves cells.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw3nch/the_only_thing_we_can_physically_feel_are_our/ (TheWettestSock)
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Tissue is advertised as a product for sneezing, but it is very unlikely that it's used for that purpose

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw3mxc/tissue_is_advertised_as_a_product_for_sneezing/ (HawkNighty)
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Since we can’t get haircuts we’re all going to have a 70s look soon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw3mr2/since_we_cant_get_haircuts_were_all_going_to_have/ (black_flag_4ever)
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Bruno Mars’ The Lazy Song has become everyone’s anthem

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw3l9r/bruno_mars_the_lazy_song_has_become_everyones/ (comefindme1231)
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Don’t bite the hand that feeds you, unless it stops feeding you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw3kb1/dont_bite_the_hand_that_feeds_you_unless_it_stops/ (CaptainAcid25)
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Security, Military, and Police Officers that grocery shop while off duty but in uniform are unknowingly providing the store a service by deterring potential shoplifters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw3hw3/security_military_and_police_officers_that/ (GhastlyViking)
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If you go down the same road, you are in conflict with your past because if you go down AGAIN ST, you end up AGAINST yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw3h9y/if_you_go_down_the_same_road_you_are_in_conflict/ (Tquib)
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If “No u” is an equally good roast to the insult said before it can also be an equally good complement

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw3fc3/if_no_u_is_an_equally_good_roast_to_the_insult/ (Lights-On-Bitch)
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Just because thoughts have the same word in them, doesn't make them duplicate thoughts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw3f7j/just_because_thoughts_have_the_same_word_in_them/ ([deleted])
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Saying something is indescribable is sometimes an accurate description.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw3dj1/saying_something_is_indescribable_is_sometimes_an/ (RedditUser393)
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The people at Skype must be kicking themselves for having had such a golden opportunity then completely botching it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw3cy3/the_people_at_skype_must_be_kicking_themselves/ (DoctorStrangeBlood)
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With the Lock down in place. No new shows or adverts are going to be made.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw3cor/with_the_lock_down_in_place_no_new_shows_or/ (bear4bunny)
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Niche market for hair growth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw3c0z/niche_market_for_hair_growth/ (not_your_google)
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'Queue' seems like an overly complicated spelling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw3bnr/queue_seems_like_an_overly_complicated_spelling/ (Rorasaurus_Prime)
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Grapes are the plants eggs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw3bkd/grapes_are_the_plants_eggs/ (Captain-Bratwurst)
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If movie studios hired sound engineers from the adult film industry, you'd never have to worry about hearing dialogue again. That includes every whisper and moan.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw3ba7/if_movie_studios_hired_sound_engineers_from_the/ (NoShitSurelocke)
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The friends who “don’t get along with their parents” when we’re at their house could be in absolute nuclear warfare with their parents when we’re not there

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw3avx/the_friends_who_dont_get_along_with_their_parents/ (SquirtyElite)
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The fear of the unknown is almost always scarier then the truth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw3acj/the_fear_of_the_unknown_is_almost_always_scarier/ (Lights-On-Bitch)
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Grocery shopping is turning into real life pac-man. Get the food and get out without touching anyone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw38o5/grocery_shopping_is_turning_into_real_life_pacman/ (mzkp54)
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It’s strange how popcorn is a common snack to eat while watching movies despite how loud it is to chew

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw38a5/its_strange_how_popcorn_is_a_common_snack_to_eat/ (Blue_Jay2735)
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You could have played a game with someone who disconnected or stopped moving because they died

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw387e/you_could_have_played_a_game_with_someone_who/ (Chilly_Days)
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As our food is being digested each organ on the digestive tract is getting passed a shittier version of the original food that was consumed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw37kq/as_our_food_is_being_digested_each_organ_on_the/ (Deanothedino)
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No change will come until everyone stops sucking Billionaire cocks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw37d4/no_change_will_come_until_everyone_stops_sucking/ (LordOfPhantoms)
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“1 BCV” will replace “2019 CE” in the future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw37ck/1_bcv_will_replace_2019_ce_in_the_future/ (Greatmambojambo)
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Feeling of drinking water somedays is an awesome feeling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw3449/feeling_of_drinking_water_somedays_is_an_awesome/ (hayleybts)
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Soon everyone you see on the street will be in a mask and have a bad haircut from their $45 hair clippers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw318l/soon_everyone_you_see_on_the_street_will_be_in_a/ (halbeshendel)
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It used to feel like there was a much greater chance that a pizza might have anchovies on it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw2ufl/it_used_to_feel_like_there_was_a_much_greater/ (beatzwellington)
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You can’t pucker up the corners of your mouth just the centre

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw2tpx/you_cant_pucker_up_the_corners_of_your_mouth_just/ (Punkblue)
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There is probably a well preserved dinosaur somewhere but we can’t find it because it’s that well preserved.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw2su1/there_is_probably_a_well_preserved_dinosaur/ (y-a-s-h-a-s)
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Police departments are good at chalk art

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw2sf7/police_departments_are_good_at_chalk_art/ ([deleted])
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Hellen Keller probably didn’t get a lot of headaches

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw2seg/hellen_keller_probably_didnt_get_a_lot_of/ (ryman0096)
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Gen Z will be followed by Gen A - New Game +

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw2rwe/gen_z_will_be_followed_by_gen_a_new_game/ (GNB_Mec)
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Race is simply our way of distinguishing different breeds of humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw2rtc/race_is_simply_our_way_of_distinguishing/ (CtrlAltWrench)
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Considering most fish die shortly after breaking the water surface, we're technically living in fish heaven.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw2r0f/considering_most_fish_die_shortly_after_breaking/ (Prace_Ace)
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The picture of your zoom hangout on social media has become the new foot/leg on the beach pic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw2pul/the_picture_of_your_zoom_hangout_on_social_media/ (justsomeguy1221)
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There are more hobbits in 'Lord of The Rings' than in 'Hobbit'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw2pfm/there_are_more_hobbits_in_lord_of_the_rings_than/ (YouTubeLeizy)
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That nostalgia you're feeling for the mosh pits of your youth may be less about the music and more about the human contact.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw2n8s/that_nostalgia_youre_feeling_for_the_mosh_pits_of/ (gloveside)
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Whenever nurse Joy in Pokémon says come again she’s actively hoping your Pokémon get messed up in a battle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw2mz3/whenever_nurse_joy_in_pokémon_says_come_again/ (HarryPotterSuperFan1)
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You're someone's reason to Masturbate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw2l7p/youre_someones_reason_to_masturbate/ ([deleted])
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AOL was a verbal chime when receiving new Emails

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw2kfn/aol_was_a_verbal_chime_when_receiving_new_emails/ (redneckvet)
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Beauty pageants are tinder for male billionaires

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw2k08/beauty_pageants_are_tinder_for_male_billionaires/ (LordOfPhantoms)
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Being known as a "recovering addict" is only seen as heroic and brave if you're already famous.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw2juw/being_known_as_a_recovering_addict_is_only_seen/ (pokey_bum_wannk)
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One space really yields different results when searching Boston cream pie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw2jq9/one_space_really_yields_different_results_when/ (fluffyypickel)
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The use of the word "unprecedented" in the last month has truly been unprecedented.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw2j53/the_use_of_the_word_unprecedented_in_the_last/ (fractal_magnets)
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We are soon going to know who has a hairdresser in their family and who does not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw2ijv/we_are_soon_going_to_know_who_has_a_hairdresser/ (tk306)
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Aldi & Lidl are the same shit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw2ibv/aldi_lidl_are_the_same_shit/ (enzovonbiel)
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Idiots are a danger to satire

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw2ffq/idiots_are_a_danger_to_satire/ (JoelandLouise)
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The earth is literally melting beneath your feet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw2enz/the_earth_is_literally_melting_beneath_your_feet/ (DRAGONofFIRE575)
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Gaming controllers still don’t have functionality to turn on your TV

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw2e6p/gaming_controllers_still_dont_have_functionality/ (Beaumarine)
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In medieval times metal armor was seen as modern high tech gear

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw28si/in_medieval_times_metal_armor_was_seen_as_modern/ (cayeblet)
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These TIDAL ads are fucking awful.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw2873/these_tidal_ads_are_fucking_awful/ (SwampSleep66)
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Dying of "natural causes" is the most unnatural way for humans to die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw27su/dying_of_natural_causes_is_the_most_unnatural_way/ (wolpak)
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You're supposedly weak if you're 'a pussy' and tough if you have 'balls', but a flick to the pussy is much less destructive than a flick to the balls.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw27kj/youre_supposedly_weak_if_youre_a_pussy_and_tough/ (JMJTO)
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The saying “Coming back alive in one piece” implies that you can come back alive in multiple pieces.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw26v1/the_saying_coming_back_alive_in_one_piece_implies/ (INCREDIBILIS55)
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The world looks like it's full of bank robbing bandits, who are also germaphobes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw26bc/the_world_looks_like_its_full_of_bank_robbing/ (Jadomi77)
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FOMO is no longer Fear Of Missing Out, it's Fear Of Meeting Others

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw263y/fomo_is_no_longer_fear_of_missing_out_its_fear_of/ (pinklily17)
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Gangster Rappers are the same thing as Viking Skalds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw257h/gangster_rappers_are_the_same_thing_as_viking/ (VanillaPhysics)
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Commas, are, reading, speed, bumps

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw20d6/commas_are_reading_speed_bumps/ (The_Memester_42069)
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Must be nice to have more than one angle where your face doesn’t look like total crap in selfies or photos...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw1zxd/must_be_nice_to_have_more_than_one_angle_where/ (SarcasticAgain)
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Darwin awards are going to skyrocket once things go back to normal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw1y2g/darwin_awards_are_going_to_skyrocket_once_things/ (goobsmacked)
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Mars is entirely populated by robots, and we're not sure what they are doing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw1xv7/mars_is_entirely_populated_by_robots_and_were_not/ (h8re)
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Mars is entirely populated by robots, and we're not sure what they are doing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw1xv5/mars_is_entirely_populated_by_robots_and_were_not/ (h8re)
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Fly larvae eat corpses and spiders eat flies. Thus there is only one degree of separation of spiders eating humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw1xfh/fly_larvae_eat_corpses_and_spiders_eat_flies_thus/ (Wattaton)
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Base and acid reactions are common in chemistry. Bass and acid reactions are common at raves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw1uzy/base_and_acid_reactions_are_common_in_chemistry/ (MashedPotatoesDick)
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There are more airships under water than underwater ships in the air

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw1syb/there_are_more_airships_under_water_than/ (babatelli)
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Japan missed a golden opportunity by not having a haiku as its national anthem

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw1stg/japan_missed_a_golden_opportunity_by_not_having_a/ (mehdihs)
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Hairdressers are waiting for the day people come crawling back to them after they failed doing their own hair.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw1sqi/hairdressers_are_waiting_for_the_day_people_come/ (MansNotHot772)
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Eating salt makes you more of a human being

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw1s77/eating_salt_makes_you_more_of_a_human_being/ (Seedpound)
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Lamps in video games technically use real electricity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw1s71/lamps_in_video_games_technically_use_real/ ([deleted])
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Rabbit and His Foot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw1qt5/rabbit_and_his_foot/ (Traveler115)
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Lobster is an expensive meal but a relatively cheap pet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw1q3y/lobster_is_an_expensive_meal_but_a_relatively/ (mygeorgeiscurious)
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People don't tell others to stay in a relationship they do not want because that might hurt the other person and so they shouldn't tell suicidal people to stay in a life they do not want because that might hurt other people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw1p0m/people_dont_tell_others_to_stay_in_a_relationship/ (umamiflavoredlolipop)
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If PI were converted to video it would contain every variation of your life story as well as everyone else’s, both past and future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw1o1v/if_pi_were_converted_to_video_it_would_contain/ (jacksonkr_)
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usually the problem with casual sex is that one of the persons involved will be more or less emotionally invested than what the other person would like them to be

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw1n86/usually_the_problem_with_casual_sex_is_that_one/ (ScrambledMesh)
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You can't spell dyslexia without spelling sexy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw1m57/you_cant_spell_dyslexia_without_spelling_sexy/ (Keegipeeter)
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QTEs in real life are much harder than QTEs in games.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw1ksx/qtes_in_real_life_are_much_harder_than_qtes_in/ (MirrorCraze)
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Milk in ice coffee, absolutely. Milk in ice tea, what is wrong with you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw1jry/milk_in_ice_coffee_absolutely_milk_in_ice_tea/ (duaneap)
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Dora the explorer just has crippling self doubt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw1h8f/dora_the_explorer_just_has_crippling_self_doubt/ (babyshibainu)
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At one point, your mom put you down on the ground to never pick you up ever again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw1ezd/at_one_point_your_mom_put_you_down_on_the_ground/ (ficerc)
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Many people have realized they can't cook.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw1eo1/many_people_have_realized_they_cant_cook/ (Fanboy_Potion)
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Water is oil for the body

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw1dgk/water_is_oil_for_the_body/ (merv1618)
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As our population has grown, we’ve become less connected as a society.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw1cr7/as_our_population_has_grown_weve_become_less/ (Daniels30)
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Pizza delivery drivers get tips but post delivery drivers don't.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw1cam/pizza_delivery_drivers_get_tips_but_post_delivery/ (Mr_Psyco_)
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Watching porn is the new coffee break

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw1bgp/watching_porn_is_the_new_coffee_break/ (Unbiasedtruth2016)
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Two types of people that want Toy Story to be real, children and adults with anime figures.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw1azh/two_types_of_people_that_want_toy_story_to_be/ (high_on_melatonin)
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No one has ever grabbed the appropriate amount of napkins from a napkin dispenser.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw19cf/no_one_has_ever_grabbed_the_appropriate_amount_of/ (tom_is_the_bomb)
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Feet are shoes for your bones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw18tz/feet_are_shoes_for_your_bones/ (Mattotto11)
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Technically every stirred drink is a little shaken as well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw18m1/technically_every_stirred_drink_is_a_little/ (Despicable_carl)
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Each house has a 'top drawer' full of miscellaneous things that only those who live there know exists

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw16ge/each_house_has_a_top_drawer_full_of_miscellaneous/ (NyphtyM8)
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If the moon is made of cheese, it's Swiss, and that explains the precise timekeeping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw169v/if_the_moon_is_made_of_cheese_its_swiss_and_that/ (churniglow)
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Because of pathogens, all money is technically dirty money.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw14v3/because_of_pathogens_all_money_is_technically/ (awkwardkg)
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Money can't buy happiness, but it's a lot more comfortable crying in a Porsche than on a bicycle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw14s1/money_cant_buy_happiness_but_its_a_lot_more/ (magpieman01)
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Lamps in video games use real electricity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw13w7/lamps_in_video_games_use_real_electricity/ (physicsking)
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The atoms you are made of might have been produced several light years away from each other

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw13vd/the_atoms_you_are_made_of_might_have_been/ (StargazerDC)
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The elements you are made of might have been produced several light-years apart

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw109p/the_elements_you_are_made_of_might_have_been/ ([deleted])
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A capital A looks like a little mountain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw0zy0/a_capital_a_looks_like_a_little_mountain/ (NicoleTaffi)
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Deaf people didn't have any issues watching silent movies with Charlie Chaplin back then, pity though for the blind people it was a completely opposite

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw0zpr/deaf_people_didnt_have_any_issues_watching_silent/ (vpetrychuk)
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Each subway/metro system in every city is a single building, but the hallways between rooms are really really long.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw0xyn/each_subwaymetro_system_in_every_city_is_a_single/ (Ostralian)
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When people are chilling everything is fine. When a situation is chilling something is wrong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw0x9d/when_people_are_chilling_everything_is_fine_when/ (AgentArnold)
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Remakes are proof positive that hindsight isn't always 20/20.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw0wo3/remakes_are_proof_positive_that_hindsight_isnt/ (One_Eyed_Bandito)
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One of the most annoying parts of moving into a new place is remembering where all the light switches in the room are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw0vv3/one_of_the_most_annoying_parts_of_moving_into_a/ (Chalupa_Batm4n)
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People living in 1920 used to refer to the period between 1880 and 1890 as "the eighties". Likewise, people living in 2120 will probably also refer to the period between 2080 and 2090 as "the eighties".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw0syk/people_living_in_1920_used_to_refer_to_the_period/ (OlorinTheOtaku)
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Saying goodnight could also be the start of a conversation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw0ptz/saying_goodnight_could_also_be_the_start_of_a/ (RagnaroFirelord)
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One day the last song will be written.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw0ofh/one_day_the_last_song_will_be_written/ (Vinayak0304)
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Kane Tanaka has lived through everyone in the worlds birth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw0njn/kane_tanaka_has_lived_through_everyone_in_the/ (RyanS86)
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No matter the technological advancements we make, some people will always be nasty

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw0lc3/no_matter_the_technological_advancements_we_make/ (Mozgonus)
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If bees are covered in fur, bee costumes are technically fursuits

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw0k4m/if_bees_are_covered_in_fur_bee_costumes_are/ (that_kodai)
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Your eraser risks its life to fix your mistakes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw0ju7/your_eraser_risks_its_life_to_fix_your_mistakes/ (GordonGiovarno)
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Jenga is actually such a sadistic game since we are celebrating the loss of another person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw0irb/jenga_is_actually_such_a_sadistic_game_since_we/ (xxcgfhs)
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Lie, cheat and steal from the rich .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw0hz6/lie_cheat_and_steal_from_the_rich/ (FishheadDeluXe)
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“Not all heroes wear capes”, well same goes for “not all villains cover their face”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw0hg5/not_all_heroes_wear_capes_well_same_goes_for_not/ (Merk121)
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We were taught “Stop, Drop, and Roll” at a young age as if being on fire was a common occurrence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw0gjg/we_were_taught_stop_drop_and_roll_at_a_young_age/ (yotdog2000)
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The second you are born your purpose in life is to die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw0atq/the_second_you_are_born_your_purpose_in_life_is/ (chopchopstiicks)
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During every epic battle between hero and villain, someone close by is probably just trying to take a shit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw08vn/during_every_epic_battle_between_hero_and_villain/ (theagentoftheworld)
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Looney Toons doesn’t get enough credit for introducing countless children to classical music

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw081o/looney_toons_doesnt_get_enough_credit_for/ (Miburui)
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All guns are technically shotguns.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw07vy/all_guns_are_technically_shotguns/ (Dedicated_YuB_fan)
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Homosapiens literally fucked The Neanderthals out of existence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw07tw/homosapiens_literally_fucked_the_neanderthals_out/ (BroAkinto)
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When times are good, shareholders get rich... When times are bad, workers get laid off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw07qa/when_times_are_good_shareholders_get_rich_when/ (doyouseeit)
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We look the most homeless inside of our own homes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw06rz/we_look_the_most_homeless_inside_of_our_own_homes/ (chalillianaire)
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A dog's tail and the human heart are very similar in terms of how they react to excitement.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw06f7/a_dogs_tail_and_the_human_heart_are_very_similar/ (Deanothedino)
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Your car keys have traveled farther then your car.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw04uv/your_car_keys_have_traveled_farther_then_your_car/ (neal_siege19)
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There are people who have never seen a mechanical cash register but still associate the "cha-ching" sound with money.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw03ti/there_are_people_who_have_never_seen_a_mechanical/ (ZylonBane)
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If you sit on a voodoo doll of yourself, will you be able to get up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw02y7/if_you_sit_on_a_voodoo_doll_of_yourself_will_you/ ([deleted])
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We use our chins almost exclusively for folding clothes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw02an/we_use_our_chins_almost_exclusively_for_folding/ (frenchfrieswithegg)
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You can tell how blunt a knife is by how far it fires the piece of carrot you are chopping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw01lc/you_can_tell_how_blunt_a_knife_is_by_how_far_it/ (t0ky0fist)
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Owls are cats with a pilot’s license

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fw00po/owls_are_cats_with_a_pilots_license/ (pandacoat)
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In one month, the world went from hating plastic packaging to loving it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvzzar/in_one_month_the_world_went_from_hating_plastic/ (wtfduud)
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A jar of mayonnaise looks pretty sinister if you remove the label

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvr8vf/a_jar_of_mayonnaise_looks_pretty_sinister_if_you/ (Apocafeller)
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Nobody is a better actor than a crying baby.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvr7v7/nobody_is_a_better_actor_than_a_crying_baby/ (JumpsIntoTheVolcano)
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Even after solving fusion, there are countless great filters for civilizations to maintain existence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvr4xn/even_after_solving_fusion_there_are_countless/ (ValidatingUsername)
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Silence is also a sound

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvr4aj/silence_is_also_a_sound/ (Aileos)
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You can win games every single day, but you will never win the game.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvr46l/you_can_win_games_every_single_day_but_you_will/ (Thecoolcatt)
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Our pets are going to think they did something wrong when we all go back to work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvr3ou/our_pets_are_going_to_think_they_did_something/ (DocDankage)
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Albino animals are the real life version of shiny Pokémon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvr261/albino_animals_are_the_real_life_version_of_shiny/ (Blue_Jay2735)
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We would have seen a lot more thoughts if they weren't auto removed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvr227/we_would_have_seen_a_lot_more_thoughts_if_they/ (My_reddit101)
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Cells multiply by division.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvr1pj/cells_multiply_by_division/ (SweetVictory2001)
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Deadmau5 is Dead mouse, but if you ignore the "5". "Mau” is the Egyptian word for cat. So Deadcat5 if viewed in that way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvr0nw/deadmau5_is_dead_mouse_but_if_you_ignore_the_5/ (FizzzySkitty)
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A twin looking at his twin in the mirror has got to be confusing as hell.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvqx52/a_twin_looking_at_his_twin_in_the_mirror_has_got/ (FuegoMonster)
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We are never going to hear about or see so many artists because they never got their shot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvqv0q/we_are_never_going_to_hear_about_or_see_so_many/ (eatforlife)
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Pokémon might just be a futuristic world where animals have just evolved from generation to generation and have gained certain abilities and we have been so efficient in technological development that we have made capsules for capturing them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvquqa/pokémon_might_just_be_a_futuristic_world_where/ (Dynamic845)
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There probably wont be as many mosquitoes after the upcoming summer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvqsii/there_probably_wont_be_as_many_mosquitoes_after/ (Fehojaf)
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Pastrami looks a lot like flesh curtains.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvqs9g/pastrami_looks_a_lot_like_flesh_curtains/ (Hetzer12)
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Covalent bonds are bonds between two elements that are similarly, or homo, metals or non-metals. Water is gay. Humans, on average, are 60% water. Therefore, you are 60% gay.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvqs7k/covalent_bonds_are_bonds_between_two_elements/ (juiceboxvendor)
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You know that you’re close with someone if you can sit in silence and it not be awkward.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvqrx7/you_know_that_youre_close_with_someone_if_you_can/ (crazy_brazy22)
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Given that people have been resuscitated, the average amount of times humans die in a lifetime is more than one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvqq41/given_that_people_have_been_resuscitated_the/ (MNTLGRPFRT)
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Campus life is a free trial subscription for meeting lifelong friends, and that trial expires the moment you're in the workforce

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvqpov/campus_life_is_a_free_trial_subscription_for/ (vexed_chexmix)
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Hobbs and Shaw could find a cure.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvqp0h/hobbs_and_shaw_could_find_a_cure/ (messyslate)
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The fact that the family in family guy are self aware and know that they are in a cartoon is truly chilling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvqp0b/the_fact_that_the_family_in_family_guy_are_self/ (janosss123)
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On earth, the farthest east is the closest west

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvqk61/on_earth_the_farthest_east_is_the_closest_west/ ([deleted])
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You know you're an adult if water becomes expensive for you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvqihe/you_know_youre_an_adult_if_water_becomes/ (afilipinoweeb)
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Silent Hill isn't just a place, it's a feeling

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvqhcn/silent_hill_isnt_just_a_place_its_a_feeling/ (Aileos)
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Lava lamps were the original e-boy lights

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvqh2f/lava_lamps_were_the_original_eboy_lights/ (safealpaca01)
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Millions suffering, tens of thousands dying, all because some dude looked at a rat with wings and thought it’d be fucking delicious deep fried in some soup.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvqgl4/millions_suffering_tens_of_thousands_dying_all/ (Sac_fo_dayz)
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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom brand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvqg7b/your_birth_certificate_is_an_apology_letter_from/ (michael-olson3)
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There's probably some people who think "welcome to the club" refers to a dance club

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvqezt/theres_probably_some_people_who_think_welcome_to/ (GeekYogurt)
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The day a brick becomes an acceptable gift is the day you officially become an adult.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvqc2n/the_day_a_brick_becomes_an_acceptable_gift_is_the/ (farineziq)
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At some point one person in a romantic relationship had double the age of their SO.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvqc0s/at_some_point_one_person_in_a_romantic/ (Lucifer042)
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Spiderman could have an unlimited n-word pass with people as nobody knows who he is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvqbnw/spiderman_could_have_an_unlimited_nword_pass_with/ (imnotakpopfan)
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Two leg amputees are probably really good at three-legged races

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvqbiw/two_leg_amputees_are_probably_really_good_at/ (NIGHTDEMON69)
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Saying “bless you” when someone coughs just got a whole lot more literal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvqats/saying_bless_you_when_someone_coughs_just_got_a/ (TheRealHi)
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Eventually, in the near future, we will find USB thumb drives in antique stores.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvq8sn/eventually_in_the_near_future_we_will_find_usb/ (AlmightyRockwood)
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The difference between being an adult and being a child is adults don’t turn down naps.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvq7vk/the_difference_between_being_an_adult_and_being_a/ (UltimaterializerX)
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Your actions will most likely indirectly save a life in your lifetime

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvq6pc/your_actions_will_most_likely_indirectly_save_a/ (soarthyt)
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People with protanopia were likely sometimes confused when Gryffindor and Slytherin competed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvq6lr/people_with_protanopia_were_likely_sometimes/ (Running_Is_Life)
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Feeling annoyed while being rich, and being able to afford basically anything, must be very similar to when you complete a videogame 100%, unlock everything, and then don't feel like playing anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvq4b7/feeling_annoyed_while_being_rich_and_being_able/ (Zarathustra1969)
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Nothing has ruined more potentially great artists than a stable upbringing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvq47a/nothing_has_ruined_more_potentially_great_artists/ (Spider_Genesis)
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In-N-Out can be taken a little too literal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvq3la/innout_can_be_taken_a_little_too_literal/ ([deleted])
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Some people probably never noticed that coke removed the cocaine because thus were still hooked on the taste.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvq2yq/some_people_probably_never_noticed_that_coke/ (Ej9827)
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Singers/rappers saying the n word just makes their songs less singable for fans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvq2yh/singersrappers_saying_the_n_word_just_makes_their/ (WillPelck)
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If plants get some of their nutrients from other plants decomposing in the soil then most plants on earth are in fact cannibals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvq21e/if_plants_get_some_of_their_nutrients_from_other/ (the_wet_wildebeest)
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People think that it's cute when a baby acts like an adult, but when an adult acts like a baby, people think it is abhorrent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvq1et/people_think_that_its_cute_when_a_baby_acts_like/ (Skyraider44)
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Despite Shrek taking place in a Medieval world the Three Little Pigs wear modern headware.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvpzfx/despite_shrek_taking_place_in_a_medieval_world/ (Mr_DeLonge2004)
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When people die they get uploaded to the cloud

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvpz4t/when_people_die_they_get_uploaded_to_the_cloud/ (seecucumberunder)
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Some of the people on social media had passed away are still following people adding to their follower counts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvpyts/some_of_the_people_on_social_media_had_passed/ (imcmanners)
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Your friends and family have probably insulted you, and while you took it as a joke, they probably meant it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvpysm/your_friends_and_family_have_probably_insulted/ (Skyraider44)
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It's a good thing our ears stick out where they do, otherwise we wouldn't have anywhere to strap facemasks to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvpyiz/its_a_good_thing_our_ears_stick_out_where_they_do/ (locovelo)
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The cleaning staff at hospitals are probably in just as much risk with less pay and gratitude.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvpu96/the_cleaning_staff_at_hospitals_are_probably_in/ (tom_is_the_bomb)
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Falling asleep is the boost in a mobile game you can only use once every 24 hours. People who can take naps and fall asleep quickly during the day are people who upgraded to premium.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvptpr/falling_asleep_is_the_boost_in_a_mobile_game_you/ (SentientToaster0808)
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With everyone masked up, we’re finding out that our eyes speak volumes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvpt88/with_everyone_masked_up_were_finding_out_that_our/ (W8stedYouth)
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There are likely many people who have survived unprotected sex but succumb to an unprotected handshake

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvpszr/there_are_likely_many_people_who_have_survived/ (Dashover)
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Abstinence is not a viable option for food addiction

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvps4k/abstinence_is_not_a_viable_option_for_food/ (LondonAppDev)
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A realistic robotic dog would make for an amazing espionage tool

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvppqn/a_realistic_robotic_dog_would_make_for_an_amazing/ (madsciencetits)
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Since cars have four wheels, technically they have four times as many miles as the odometer indicates.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvppiw/since_cars_have_four_wheels_technically_they_have/ (SupremoZanne)
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When you are walking your feet are technically chasing each other

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvpp0t/when_you_are_walking_your_feet_are_technically/ (cheeseball127)
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Someday people might look at "I'd", "wasn't", "would've" etc. the same way we look at "Twas" and "Tis"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvpoml/someday_people_might_look_at_id_wasnt_wouldve_etc/ (yrn1101)
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When you live with someone, chances are they're going to see you naked sometimes. That's just how it is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvpo5d/when_you_live_with_someone_chances_are_theyre/ (ilovecigars1974)
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When someone corrects you, it's because they want you to succeed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvpn1t/when_someone_corrects_you_its_because_they_want/ (_Legend_Has_It_)
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There have probably been some mindblowing submissions that got rejected because the account is too young

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvpl6t/there_have_probably_been_some_mindblowing/ (Skyraider44)
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It would suck if socks had tags like t-shirts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvpl1i/it_would_suck_if_socks_had_tags_like_tshirts/ (LordandSaviourSmash)
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It’s sad that Cookie Monster never actually ate a Cookie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvpjkn/its_sad_that_cookie_monster_never_actually_ate_a/ (lolraxattax)
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There are people who think Santa actually gives out lumps of coal for Christmas

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvpjfn/there_are_people_who_think_santa_actually_gives/ (Skyraider44)
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Dogs must be really confused when they see owners picking up their feces with a plastic bag and maybe think we’e collecting it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvpgv9/dogs_must_be_really_confused_when_they_see_owners/ (kdubstep)
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Dollar stores and 99¢ stores were the og Wish and AliExpress

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvpem0/dollar_stores_and_99_stores_were_the_og_wish_and/ (ethanmodder)
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If you play video games frequently, there’s a good chance that you have made someone break something and you don’t even know it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvpd0v/if_you_play_video_games_frequently_theres_a_good/ ([deleted])
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Lot of pastors truly live in a fairy tale world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvpd03/lot_of_pastors_truly_live_in_a_fairy_tale_world/ (ac34842)
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It’s kind of suitable that o is the only vowel in the word colonoscopy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvpc9b/its_kind_of_suitable_that_o_is_the_only_vowel_in/ (MTC93)
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People who make sausages for a living are among the few people who might actually appreciate how laws are made.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvpagw/people_who_make_sausages_for_a_living_are_among/ (Sayara2020)
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You don’t realize how loud your sink is until you use it in the middle of the night.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvpa7a/you_dont_realize_how_loud_your_sink_is_until_you/ (masonleone)
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The purpose of birthdays are about celebrating the fact you haven’t died yet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvp9d3/the_purpose_of_birthdays_are_about_celebrating/ (Lights-On-Bitch)
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Next season's TV shows are going to be really, really boring.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvp9bz/next_seasons_tv_shows_are_going_to_be_really/ (RockabillyOx)
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It's difficult to tell if your snake has a puncture.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvp8uu/its_difficult_to_tell_if_your_snake_has_a_puncture/ (AsboZapruder)
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If all news is breaking news than none is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvp8gq/if_all_news_is_breaking_news_than_none_is/ ([deleted])
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We all hear about scams where they ask for your social security number and we make jokes about it, but if we were to get someone’s social security number most of us wouldn’t have a clue what to do with it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvp8g2/we_all_hear_about_scams_where_they_ask_for_your/ (xxPeeweexx)
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Obnoxiously large headsets are obnoxious, and large.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvp77a/obnoxiously_large_headsets_are_obnoxious_and_large/ (i-dont-know-again)
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If they play techno at supermarkets, people won't feel so out of place wearing masks & looking for rolls.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvp6u6/if_they_play_techno_at_supermarkets_people_wont/ (OK_Compooper)
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There's a good chance that come October we're going to see an excessive amount of Halloween TPings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvp67j/theres_a_good_chance_that_come_october_were_going/ (SeivardenVendaai)
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Dogs are technically more spoiled than us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvp5r3/dogs_are_technically_more_spoiled_than_us/ (KubabHelped)
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Star Wars is a trilogy of trilogies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvp5ko/star_wars_is_a_trilogy_of_trilogies/ (coffeemist90881)
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Kevlar inserts under fake titties.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvp5iy/kevlar_inserts_under_fake_titties/ (Jeffyjefjef)
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The person that discovered magnetism must have been very confused.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvp5cd/the_person_that_discovered_magnetism_must_have/ (IAMGROOTie9)
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In the future robot sex workers will be deemed essential.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvp5bq/in_the_future_robot_sex_workers_will_be_deemed/ (SiphonerKai)
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We might never be able to know if hippopotamuses think rhinos are unicorns. Makes you think, really.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvp45m/we_might_never_be_able_to_know_if_hippopotamuses/ (reallyhard_username)
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You know your product has done well when it is being used to describe other products

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvp3ls/you_know_your_product_has_done_well_when_it_is/ (Skyraider44)
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Bongs smell different to joints the same way shower-farts smell different to regular farts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvp3ec/bongs_smell_different_to_joints_the_same_way/ (MoFauxTofu)
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You know you are getting old when you sign up for an account using your real birthday

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvp2l2/you_know_you_are_getting_old_when_you_sign_up_for/ ([deleted])
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Despite there being emptier roads nowadays, there is still no shortage of new dashcam car crashes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvp2kj/despite_there_being_emptier_roads_nowadays_there/ (Skyraider44)
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All fathers are motherfuckers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvp2e8/all_fathers_are_motherfuckers/ (NetflixOrigina1)
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Porn must be so much more enjoyable for bisexual people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvp2ad/porn_must_be_so_much_more_enjoyable_for_bisexual/ (ADNBAB123)
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Bunny ears went back to meaning bunny ears

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvp124/bunny_ears_went_back_to_meaning_bunny_ears/ ([deleted])
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The person who cracked their neck first was probably worried for a while that they did something seriously wrong internally even though it likely felt good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvp0l1/the_person_who_cracked_their_neck_first_was/ (Deanothedino)
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We forcefully and slowly sacrifice erasers lives for our mistakes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvozaf/we_forcefully_and_slowly_sacrifice_erasers_lives/ (juviniledepression)
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You pay taxes your whole life and it’s a struggle to get a thousand dollar check when you need it the most.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvoxzi/you_pay_taxes_your_whole_life_and_its_a_struggle/ (crazy_brazy22)
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When you read something you actually aren't doing anything but staring at an object

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvoxg1/when_you_read_something_you_actually_arent_doing/ (_Bergram8_)
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Some people have never been able to slide their hand in a Pringle can.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvow1q/some_people_have_never_been_able_to_slide_their/ (TheGreatJatsby)
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rhino foot and moose knuckle are the same thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvovze/rhino_foot_and_moose_knuckle_are_the_same_thing/ (Daggerdinger)
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We all won the battle royale to be born

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvovep/we_all_won_the_battle_royale_to_be_born/ (ImSoBoredSoYeah)
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Printers reward you for your impatience by printing 500 copies of a document because you kept clicking the print button when it wouldn't print.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvov81/printers_reward_you_for_your_impatience_by/ ([deleted])
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The reason our arms have some excess fat is so that we don't hurt ourselves when we bump into walls

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvov4r/the_reason_our_arms_have_some_excess_fat_is_so/ (phenix714)
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It must get harder every day to get into space due to all of the satellites.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvoub0/it_must_get_harder_every_day_to_get_into_space/ (JuicyCiwa)
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The inside of a vagina kind of looks like a snake mouth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvossi/the_inside_of_a_vagina_kind_of_looks_like_a_snake/ (Unlost_maniac)
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Breakfast is the most important meal of the day l, yet we eat the same cereal every day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvosep/breakfast_is_the_most_important_meal_of_the_day_l/ (thebuffbuffalo)
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Kylo Ren never force chokes anyone in the Sequel trilogy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvopyx/kylo_ren_never_force_chokes_anyone_in_the_sequel/ (kwickedbonesc)
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The ‘hisss’ when you open a carbonated drink is the bottle/can belching

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvopep/the_hisss_when_you_open_a_carbonated_drink_is_the/ (thedudeabides80)
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In the long run we will be human-based food for plants

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvooyo/in_the_long_run_we_will_be_humanbased_food_for/ ([deleted])
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Kitchen staff for once is making more than servers and bartenders

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvoo7z/kitchen_staff_for_once_is_making_more_than/ (TheBreed_)
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The feeling of humans getting their back scratched is similar to the feeling of dogs getting their belly scratched.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvon5c/the_feeling_of_humans_getting_their_back/ (kindlyinterested)
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If light was slow, lighting up a big place whould be a nightmare

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvoiv2/if_light_was_slow_lighting_up_a_big_place_whould/ (alexafro)
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Farm harvesting videos are ASMR for your eyeballs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvohnx/farm_harvesting_videos_are_asmr_for_your_eyeballs/ (EyeAyEmAreWhyAyEn)
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To make a baby puke tasting gummies, someone had to make sure the taste was accurate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvohmi/to_make_a_baby_puke_tasting_gummies_someone_had/ (Xx_Guest1678_xX)
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If you add 1 pound to the Earth, it will be more than 1 pound heavier, because that pound made the gravity higher.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvogb1/if_you_add_1_pound_to_the_earth_it_will_be_more/ (Inventor51)
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Holy water is as close as it gets to a mana potion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvoedd/holy_water_is_as_close_as_it_gets_to_a_mana_potion/ (adi5000)
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Odds are that many mothers have given birth on their own birthday so the child and the mother have the same birthday

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvodml/odds_are_that_many_mothers_have_given_birth_on/ (AnxiousEssay5)
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Over the years Star Trek made people accept that a black guy can be a captain, a woman can be a captain, but not that a teenager can be smarter than adults. Shut up, Wesley.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvocuh/over_the_years_star_trek_made_people_accept_that/ (Zombieff)
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Your town won’t fix your streets because the shitty streets are the only thing making you all drive near the speed limit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvocfs/your_town_wont_fix_your_streets_because_the/ (savagewolf666)
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r/StarterPacks is going to have massive historical significance. Imagine if we were able to see so easily all of the cliches and stereotypes throughout history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvobw4/rstarterpacks_is_going_to_have_massive_historical/ (rrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee)
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There’s at least one person who died by accidentally using those “scratcher”pins spies are given in case of capture.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvoara/theres_at_least_one_person_who_died_by/ ([deleted])
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All of the sudden every restaurant is capable of not only delivery but free delivery

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvoaqy/all_of_the_sudden_every_restaurant_is_capable_of/ (MR_A_2_tHE_Z)
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Sheep wear the same thing as us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvoaa5/sheep_wear_the_same_thing_as_us/ (moneybot13)
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Spotify ads aren’t annoying. Only the ones advertising about removing Spotify ads are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvoa83/spotify_ads_arent_annoying_only_the_ones/ (XythesBwuaghl)
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Sleds were invented in 1880, St. Nick was born in 280 A.D, Santa didn't have a sled until roughly 200 years ago.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvo9e1/sleds_were_invented_in_1880_st_nick_was_born_in/ (I_hate_ice_age_baby)
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Never trust bad news when the messenger is benefiting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvo9ao/never_trust_bad_news_when_the_messenger_is/ (usenet_alias)
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DICE would have created better droids than the Separatists did, based on how they program AI

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvo8zk/dice_would_have_created_better_droids_than_the/ (balbobiggin)
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Sometimes showers thoughts can be labeled as unoriginal because someone else thought of it before you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvo6rg/sometimes_showers_thoughts_can_be_labeled_as/ (VagariTurtle)
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Between them, Banks and the Post Office control more than 95% of the worlds pens attached to counters

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvo5z8/between_them_banks_and_the_post_office_control/ (step6666)
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At one point, the older twin is a billion times older than the younger twin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvo5rb/at_one_point_the_older_twin_is_a_billion_times/ (hozetonoze)
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Dragonflies are really pretty flies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvo56h/dragonflies_are_really_pretty_flies/ (Kodai-in-a-ditch)
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DickButt is a "cocktail"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvo4v8/dickbutt_is_a_cocktail/ (thewonderfulpeaman)
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Your real friends already had your friend code before Animal Crossing released.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvo358/your_real_friends_already_had_your_friend_code/ (Spykej21)
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Lets all take a moment to be grateful for the fact that we don't have to endure horrible tortures like being buried alive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvo2ou/lets_all_take_a_moment_to_be_grateful_for_the/ (Tramelo)
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There was never an iPhone 9, it just went straight from 8 to the X

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvo27d/there_was_never_an_iphone_9_it_just_went_straight/ (oddjaqx)
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People that feel the need to tell others how much they don't care every few sentences are usually the ones that care the most.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvo1t8/people_that_feel_the_need_to_tell_others_how_much/ (anamethatsvisible)
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The CDC's recent announcement recommending face coverings in public was a huge win for the bank robbing industry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvo0s9/the_cdcs_recent_announcement_recommending_face/ (ncsMD)
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I've never seen Mickey Mouse eat cheese.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvo08q/ive_never_seen_mickey_mouse_eat_cheese/ (Delanorix)
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If you ever doubt the value of a positive and constructive attitude, just ask the clinically depressed about their productivity during their darkest moments of despair and hopelessness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvnz22/if_you_ever_doubt_the_value_of_a_positive_and/ (Celestial_Inferno)
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The light of the end if the tunnel is a bad inspiring quote because that could very well be a train

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvnys9/the_light_of_the_end_if_the_tunnel_is_a_bad/ (imanassholeok)
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Humble people don't know they're humble.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvnyom/humble_people_dont_know_theyre_humble/ (alpaldoodle)
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When clothing stores open up again the mannequins clothes in the window will be out style.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvnykm/when_clothing_stores_open_up_again_the_mannequins/ (newharlemshuffle_)
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You've seen more people naked on the internet than in person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvnycc/youve_seen_more_people_naked_on_the_internet_than/ (AmuroRay0704)
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The oldest person in the world has lived long enough to see everyone on Earth die and be replaced.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvnyby/the_oldest_person_in_the_world_has_lived_long/ (Walla_Chad)
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You can hear question marks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvnxv5/you_can_hear_question_marks/ (Pandaploots)
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A huge percentage of the world's production of macadamia nuts must be used in white chocolate chip macadamia nut cookies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvnx7v/a_huge_percentage_of_the_worlds_production_of/ (JanitorJasper)
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The goal of meditation is to get high without drugs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvnut1/the_goal_of_meditation_is_to_get_high_without/ (german900)
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Double Stuff Oreos are the Scrappy-Doo of cookies. Somebody takes a classic and adds changes to appeal more to kiddies. Kiddies like it because they're morons, and they never get an understanding of how good the original was.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvnu1u/double_stuff_oreos_are_the_scrappydoo_of_cookies/ (usenet_alias)
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Turns out the Boy Scouts really were the boy scouts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvntcm/turns_out_the_boy_scouts_really_were_the_boy/ (nateatenate)
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Realizing why the salt container is bigger than the sugar container is a sign of maturity or a bad chef.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvntbk/realizing_why_the_salt_container_is_bigger_than/ (Crx3p)
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Animal Crossing is the furry version of The Sims

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvnsyi/animal_crossing_is_the_furry_version_of_the_sims/ (Boogyman422)
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If a mind reader is blind then he will never understand people who use sign language.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvnsul/if_a_mind_reader_is_blind_then_he_will_never/ (256Moin256)
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Dinosaurs, once the most feared animals on Earth, evolved into ... chickens.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvnssy/dinosaurs_once_the_most_feared_animals_on_earth/ (erndiggity)
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We don’t ever get to see life at our actual height, just two inches below that

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvnssk/we_dont_ever_get_to_see_life_at_our_actual_height/ (Yawnnis)
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There are numerous things we do and habits we have that when we do them we consider them okay and perfectly normal, but when someone else does them around us we find it disgusting or weird.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvnqr9/there_are_numerous_things_we_do_and_habits_we/ (Deanothedino)
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As kids, nonstop preferred the white part of the Oreo. As Adults, the black cookie cracker is preferable part.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvnqij/as_kids_nonstop_preferred_the_white_part_of_the/ (GalaxyBendin)
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Sad to see so many businesses living paycheck to paycheck, even some big ones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvnq8p/sad_to_see_so_many_businesses_living_paycheck_to/ (Roonwogsamduff)
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Every picture immediately becomes a old picture

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvnpq1/every_picture_immediately_becomes_a_old_picture/ ([deleted])
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WALL-E could have been a Westworld robot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvnp6b/walle_could_have_been_a_westworld_robot/ (moneybot13)
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You’re an adult when someone curses in front of you and doesn’t apologize.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvnosx/youre_an_adult_when_someone_curses_in_front_of/ (starrrlight)
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Golf courses make millions of dollars off of marital problems

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvnos6/golf_courses_make_millions_of_dollars_off_of/ (WindedFish)
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Many people around the world would gladly switch lives with someone working a boring 9-5 desk job

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvno4r/many_people_around_the_world_would_gladly_switch/ (Dragonquack)
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Density is often considered bad when thought of. Ie: nobody wants to carry heavy things. But in the computer world, density is good because you can fit a ton of stuff in a small space.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvnmna/density_is_often_considered_bad_when_thought_of/ (Swagminer)
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Out of all the vaping companies, at least one has had an employee ejaculate into the vape juice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvnlxg/out_of_all_the_vaping_companies_at_least_one_has/ (MyCatDemonic)
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Ignore what your gut feelings tell you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvnlp9/ignore_what_your_gut_feelings_tell_you/ (usenet_alias)
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A famous person doing something bad gets way more attention than a non famous person doing something way worse

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvnlm0/a_famous_person_doing_something_bad_gets_way_more/ (Theavek)
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If we only buy what we need our society will collapse

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvnldr/if_we_only_buy_what_we_need_our_society_will/ (bravobracus)
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A neighbor that you don’t have any complains about is a great neighbor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvnl3i/a_neighbor_that_you_dont_have_any_complains_about/ (Nectar1107)
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Time and me..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvnhyw/time_and_me/ (lifesalotofshit)
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You have probably never seen anyone write the letter ‘a’ the way it appears in text.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvnhx1/you_have_probably_never_seen_anyone_write_the/ (ChurchOfDimple)
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For most of us, phones only have 85% battery until we feel the need to charge them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvng17/for_most_of_us_phones_only_have_85_battery_until/ (ReformedShady)
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The only difference between a porch and a balcony is elevation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvnfx9/the_only_difference_between_a_porch_and_a_balcony/ (Liteboyy)
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In all the history, someone must have fooled someone else by claiming that he can control the thunder by noticing the light from the early lightning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvne2q/in_all_the_history_someone_must_have_fooled/ (tarantulator)
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Before patents existed, people probably invented and shared ideas freely and were maybe even civil.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvnc8j/before_patents_existed_people_probably_invented/ (00sharkface)
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Dane Cook is the Nickelback of comedy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvnc1c/dane_cook_is_the_nickelback_of_comedy/ ([deleted])
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Enjoy/tolerate the journey enough to complete it or you'll never arrive at the destination

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvnai3/enjoytolerate_the_journey_enough_to_complete_it/ (adiamus4119)
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There is always a spot in the universe where, if you have a powerful enough telescope, you can see anything that ever happened on Earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvn9lf/there_is_always_a_spot_in_the_universe_where_if/ (mrbeast_ate_god)
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on the queen’s 100th birthday she’ll have to send a telegram to herself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvn94e/on_the_queens_100th_birthday_shell_have_to_send_a/ (infernorely)
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"Stay well" may become the new "goodbye"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvn8l2/stay_well_may_become_the_new_goodbye/ (KetchupKakes)
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Most English speakers never think about how weird the word "you" is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvn63s/most_english_speakers_never_think_about_how_weird/ (chinzilla3)
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Marathoning is either the laziest or least lazy thing you can do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvn506/marathoning_is_either_the_laziest_or_least_lazy/ (ExternalUserError)
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The most high definition object in pixelated games is the mouse

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvn4kt/the_most_high_definition_object_in_pixelated/ (DudeCarpenter)
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Walter in The Big Lebowski isn't intimidated by Quintana. He just finds him so reprehensible that he's not even worth getting angry at. Eight-year-olds, Dude.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvn4b8/walter_in_the_big_lebowski_isnt_intimidated_by/ ([deleted])
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People underestimate how hard it is to move on from someone you never dated or never got a chance with

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvn3x4/people_underestimate_how_hard_it_is_to_move_on/ (Infinitely_Chaotic)
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We feel safe from monsters under our covers as children because we’re taught with “peek-a-boo” that if they can’t see you, they don’t know where you are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvn3rh/we_feel_safe_from_monsters_under_our_covers_as/ (itzbrucebanner)
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If there were different spellings for every word that had multiple meanings (the word “even” for example), some people would just need to give up trying to write or text.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvn35i/if_there_were_different_spellings_for_every_word/ (morganastand)
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There might be some way of using visual clues, perhaps a tiny picture, to indicate discrete actions or basic concepts. These tiny pictures could be organised in a general hierarchy with common meanings, so a given tiny picture could be used to the same effect across multiple applications.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvn339/there_might_be_some_way_of_using_visual_clues/ (usenet_alias)
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It seems unfair to go to someone’s funeral because they’re never going to go to yours

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvn324/it_seems_unfair_to_go_to_someones_funeral_because/ (XxLevittttatexX)
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A.I. Already runs the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvn2o5/ai_already_runs_the_world/ (AnarchyOtaku)
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The more expensive the food is, the longer the 5 second rule is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvn1yy/the_more_expensive_the_food_is_the_longer_the_5/ (BupMaster)
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Cats are living creature

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvn1d0/cats_are_living_creature/ (trenlow12)
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He's definitely saying "douche" and not "deuce."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvn1bv/hes_definitely_saying_douche_and_not_deuce/ (ilovecigars1974)
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Whoever invented the “shoo” method to drive animals away might have sneezed which cause the animal to be agitated and eventually go away

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvn0ec/whoever_invented_the_shoo_method_to_drive_animals/ (NamelessKong)
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Most movie titles are puns

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvmz47/most_movie_titles_are_puns/ ([deleted])
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Remembering to plug in your phone to charge before bed isn't important anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvmwdl/remembering_to_plug_in_your_phone_to_charge/ (chingowsoway)
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Every video is in definition a stop-motion-video

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvmw5q/every_video_is_in_definition_a_stopmotionvideo/ (bingsen_)
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Ironic how we cook bacon yet bake cookies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvmw3m/ironic_how_we_cook_bacon_yet_bake_cookies/ (__JustSomeDude__)
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Thanks to pregnant ladies, the average number of skeletons in humans are more than 1.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvmvhm/thanks_to_pregnant_ladies_the_average_number_of/ (CoochieMonster123)
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You are as old as the universe once was.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvmvbk/you_are_as_old_as_the_universe_once_was/ (Presidentenn)
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You gotta wonder what people did before phones when a sex scene came on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvmv7d/you_gotta_wonder_what_people_did_before_phones/ (reddituser084)
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At least someone listened

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvmun1/at_least_someone_listened/ (ODKQC)
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Everyone who makes it through April gets a do over.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvmsbm/everyone_who_makes_it_through_april_gets_a_do_over/ (RustyWood86)
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All scarves (with the exception of toddlers’) could be labeled as one size fit all

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvmrtp/all_scarves_with_the_exception_of_toddlers_could/ ([deleted])
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You very rarely see magicians actually pull a rabbit out of a hat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvmr38/you_very_rarely_see_magicians_actually_pull_a/ (bizzarebroadcast)
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A lot of great thoughts are getting filtered

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvmqhf/a_lot_of_great_thoughts_are_getting_filtered/ (Clon003)
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It doesn't matter what color clothes were in the drier, the color of the lint remains the same

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvmqd9/it_doesnt_matter_what_color_clothes_were_in_the/ (Wouldnt_even_know)
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At any moment any person could be struck dead by a meteorite and we never let it bother us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvmm5o/at_any_moment_any_person_could_be_struck_dead_by/ (mallorike)
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If mutants like in X-Men actually existed, a majority of people would probably just think they’re super cool

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvml4r/if_mutants_like_in_xmen_actually_existed_a/ (fantheories101)
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The more you grow up, the more games you delete from your phone and just have social media apps

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvmktd/the_more_you_grow_up_the_more_games_you_delete/ (Fourthpants3031)
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If the Duke of Edinburgh turns 100, he might also get a letter from the Queen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvmj3u/if_the_duke_of_edinburgh_turns_100_he_might_also/ (thom_orrow)
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Apple probably never considered a world where everyone wears masks and thereby making their face-Id kinda useless.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvmitm/apple_probably_never_considered_a_world_where/ (Septic-skeptic)
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Nobody wants clothes for Christmas until they become an adult.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvmgel/nobody_wants_clothes_for_christmas_until_they/ (redneckvet)
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Calling something indescribable is technically describing it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvme1m/calling_something_indescribable_is_technically/ (panaskaew)
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There is no way to verify if someone actually thinks about these things in the shower

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvmdsn/there_is_no_way_to_verify_if_someone_actually/ (CaptainAdam5399)
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Characters in Horror movies had to be stupid to make the story worth watching.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvmdq7/characters_in_horror_movies_had_to_be_stupid_to/ (ElectriconRdQn2718)
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A lot of people wearing masks are going to know what their breath really smells like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvmces/a_lot_of_people_wearing_masks_are_going_to_know/ (scarab456)
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There is a countless number of homeless people around the world that have no idea why the streets are so empty

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvmcby/there_is_a_countless_number_of_homeless_people/ (marcosomizu)
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Stormtroopers only miss when their targets have plot armor

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvma15/stormtroopers_only_miss_when_their_targets_have/ (HaydenTCEM)
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Being adult is when you have a favorite pot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvm886/being_adult_is_when_you_have_a_favorite_pot/ (darkcharizard15)
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When someone says your encephalitis is all your head they're not totally wrong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvm5yc/when_someone_says_your_encephalitis_is_all_your/ (EdwardNippleclamps)
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The eureka moment for archimedes wasn't realizing he could prove it with physics, but that he had the ultimate authority to make the final judgement

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvm5f1/the_eureka_moment_for_archimedes_wasnt_realizing/ (ValidatingUsername)
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Many weapon skins in games cost more money than the actual weapons in real life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvm47r/many_weapon_skins_in_games_cost_more_money_than/ (arctangentas)
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At least one person has thrown away one of those prizes packaged in food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvm2h4/at_least_one_person_has_thrown_away_one_of_those/ (Dedennecheese)
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Diluted milk is pretty gross unless you put beans in it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvm10o/diluted_milk_is_pretty_gross_unless_you_put_beans/ (CasualDistress)
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Liquid water can't be ice cold.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvm0ni/liquid_water_cant_be_ice_cold/ (BlaZingWR3)
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Skiing is the midwestern version of surfing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvm0g8/skiing_is_the_midwestern_version_of_surfing/ (nightk05)
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You never hear of anyone getting a ticket for going the wrong way down a one way street.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvlzrn/you_never_hear_of_anyone_getting_a_ticket_for/ (Deanothedino)
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A telltale sign you have a foot fetish is when you catch yourself smelling your guest’s shoes when they’re using the restroom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvlzk2/a_telltale_sign_you_have_a_foot_fetish_is_when/ (guminhyeok)
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The signal for when to do laundry has become when you’re out of clean sweatpants

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvly77/the_signal_for_when_to_do_laundry_has_become_when/ (sneakypete89)
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The day cheese becomes an acceptable gift is the day you officially become an adult.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvly19/the_day_cheese_becomes_an_acceptable_gift_is_the/ (aarikk)
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Someone has survived long enough to spin around in a tornado.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvlxva/someone_has_survived_long_enough_to_spin_around/ (chemicalsNme)
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All washers and dryers are stackable, it's just not always a good idea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvlxr5/all_washers_and_dryers_are_stackable_its_just_not/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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There are probably many delicious foods that cultures have universally rejected due to their similarity in appearance to urine or feces

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvlxey/there_are_probably_many_delicious_foods_that/ (christmaspathfinder)
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Some of the things your parents told you were false and were just said to make you shut up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvlw7x/some_of_the_things_your_parents_told_you_were/ (Skyraider44)
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You have grown old if you get satisfaction by cleaning something dirty than making it dirty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvluy1/you_have_grown_old_if_you_get_satisfaction_by/ (CommentDebate)
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The constant hand washing of everyone has probably cause hand lotion companies to see their largest numbers ever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvlulc/the_constant_hand_washing_of_everyone_has/ (Kyle_01110011)
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Many of us have bill collectors to thank for keeping our memory going.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvltt4/many_of_us_have_bill_collectors_to_thank_for/ (No_Hana)
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Flooding is bad, but so is it’s opposite, being drought.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvltq2/flooding_is_bad_but_so_is_its_opposite_being/ (Mememanofcanada)
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To oranges, we are vampires.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvlthu/to_oranges_we_are_vampires/ (SoyUnFracaso)
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Watering plants with tea is cannibalism.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvlr6h/watering_plants_with_tea_is_cannibalism/ (Watermelony_quack)
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We want absolute darkness when we sleep, yet it's so easy to fall asleep in the sun.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvloti/we_want_absolute_darkness_when_we_sleep_yet_its/ (zelys)
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You can never recite Pi. You can recite an approximation, but never Pi.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvloh9/you_can_never_recite_pi_you_can_recite_an/ (im_made_of_jam)
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Debit cards probably saved lots of awkward "no's" to your unemployed, stoner friends attempt to borrow $20

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvlo6o/debit_cards_probably_saved_lots_of_awkward_nos_to/ (sikki_nixx)
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Guys probably use moisturizer more than women.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvlntt/guys_probably_use_moisturizer_more_than_women/ (SaltyKnowledge)
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The new face mask directive is going to benefit alcoholics everywhere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvlmgs/the_new_face_mask_directive_is_going_to_benefit/ (savagehenryWX)
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If we wouldn't be able to taste anything, we would prefer a food over an other one based on its texture.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvlldr/if_we_wouldnt_be_able_to_taste_anything_we_would/ ([deleted])
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Milk is the water of milks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvlk1r/milk_is_the_water_of_milks/ (CynicalQuestions)
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Toddlers must think us adults are so vain when they understand the concept of mirrors and then wonder why we have so many of them in our cars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvlini/toddlers_must_think_us_adults_are_so_vain_when/ (crazyben22)
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If you torture somebody and that person can't handle the pain and dies, you basically tortured the guy for the rest of his life. (also sorry for assuming his/her gender don't kill me)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvlfiy/if_you_torture_somebody_and_that_person_cant/ (TodorTeamUnofficial)
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The value of pi keeps increasing as more decimals are added.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvldna/the_value_of_pi_keeps_increasing_as_more_decimals/ (Aimlean)
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Every Second is a second that never happened before

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvldie/every_second_is_a_second_that_never_happened/ (MrCopperYT)
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You wouldn’t masturbate to the same music you’d have sex too

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvlcbr/you_wouldnt_masturbate_to_the_same_music_youd/ (Luko_the_meme)
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Flies are likely much more vital to their respective ecosystems than most people realize or acknowledge

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvlbtx/flies_are_likely_much_more_vital_to_their/ (shuuellyd)
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The entire world is fighting against an enemy you can literally just rinse off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvlbf1/the_entire_world_is_fighting_against_an_enemy_you/ (FrequentInspector)
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Broken clock more accurate than running clock

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvlafa/broken_clock_more_accurate_than_running_clock/ (phlegelhorn)
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If your shirt isn’t tucked into your pants, your pants are tucked into your shirt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvla4j/if_your_shirt_isnt_tucked_into_your_pants_your/ (samtimmy)
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Hermit Crabs might have been the first property owners on the planet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvl7g3/hermit_crabs_might_have_been_the_first_property/ (Dekrow)
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Richard Simmons is MIA when a whole country of lardasses need him most

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvl72h/richard_simmons_is_mia_when_a_whole_country_of/ (Beansiesdaddy)
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If our noses were upsidedown, we would all drown when it rains.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvl5zv/if_our_noses_were_upsidedown_we_would_all_drown/ (nathan4314)
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there's no such thing as a person with no accent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvl5yf/theres_no_such_thing_as_a_person_with_no_accent/ (Arno_Does_Some_Shit)
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The whole timeline of JJBA wouldn't have happened if the carriage driver did his job.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvl5tu/the_whole_timeline_of_jjba_wouldnt_have_happened/ (geosplat)
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Wearing mismatched socks is something we do not think twice about, mismatched shoes on the other hand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvl5rs/wearing_mismatched_socks_is_something_we_do_not/ ([deleted])
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Hot water freezes faster than cold water, proven by the mpemba effect

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvl5h5/hot_water_freezes_faster_than_cold_water_proven/ (Canadian_Bacon024)
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it sucks that some artists will never be discovered till after their passing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvl4ba/it_sucks_that_some_artists_will_never_be/ (zhengfao)
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Fairness is a fantasy!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvl2s7/fairness_is_a_fantasy/ (daddyGDOG)
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You are bulletproof if you are fat enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvl17u/you_are_bulletproof_if_you_are_fat_enough/ ([deleted])
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If online interaction was rated for games then wouldn’t every game be rated A for adults only

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvl0zy/if_online_interaction_was_rated_for_games_then/ (ryderrogan1028)
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Most people seem to think they move the volume by fives because it’s satisfying but it’s probably because that’s the only way to hear a distinct difference

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvkzci/most_people_seem_to_think_they_move_the_volume_by/ (Awkward_Productivity)
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Daydreaming during nighttime is technically considered nightdreaming.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvky95/daydreaming_during_nighttime_is_technically/ (VagueDepression)
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Building a log cabin in the middle of the woods must seem like one hell of a power move from the tree’s point of view

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvkxd3/building_a_log_cabin_in_the_middle_of_the_woods/ (mushnu)
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There's an exponential spike in people asking, "How are ya holdin' up?"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvkw09/theres_an_exponential_spike_in_people_asking_how/ (brokeback_cul_de_sac)
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Talking to your pets is the same as talking to a deaf person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvkuty/talking_to_your_pets_is_the_same_as_talking_to_a/ (Gordo_Lion)
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Despite never hearing one, we all have a grasp of what a rolling boulder sounds like

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvku1q/despite_never_hearing_one_we_all_have_a_grasp_of/ (Big_old_Bulldog)
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Motor Insurance premiums really ought to fall.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvktkt/motor_insurance_premiums_really_ought_to_fall/ (attentyv)
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Oscars are sure to be interesting in 2021

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvkqjd/oscars_are_sure_to_be_interesting_in_2021/ (LetsGo244)
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A Chrome extension that sends you a text with the list of products you researched before you go out and buy them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvkq0o/a_chrome_extension_that_sends_you_a_text_with_the/ (lemursrcool)
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The bulk of the minimum paying jobs, are considered "essential to life" for everyone else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvkmpr/the_bulk_of_the_minimum_paying_jobs_are/ (Tigster6466)
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Animal Crossing has shown us how messed up humans can be with even a modicum of power.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvkm8x/animal_crossing_has_shown_us_how_messed_up_humans/ (Jdogma)
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You are exactly one trip around the world away from yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvkkou/you_are_exactly_one_trip_around_the_world_away/ (elpegaputas)
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When you're a kid, you never want a kiddie size Ice cream. But after you're an adult, you regret getting anything bigger

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvkk09/when_youre_a_kid_you_never_want_a_kiddie_size_ice/ (ryhartattack)
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If you made a picture puzzle’s pieces purposely not fit, you can drive someone insane.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvkjw2/if_you_made_a_picture_puzzles_pieces_purposely/ (duckonquack21)
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Just like how a bad comment can make you sad on a happy day, a good comment can make you happy on a sad day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvkj6p/just_like_how_a_bad_comment_can_make_you_sad_on_a/ (LimCW1223)
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You can’t kick a nudist where the sun doesn’t shine

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvkhgm/you_cant_kick_a_nudist_where_the_sun_doesnt_shine/ (Coolguy13249)
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We find it adorable when dogs do human things but disturbing when humans do dog things

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvkfzb/we_find_it_adorable_when_dogs_do_human_things_but/ (Dunwang)
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Everyone in video games is a robot, since they all run off mechanics and electricity..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvkatw/everyone_in_video_games_is_a_robot_since_they_all/ (s_gudi)
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facial recognition could be a thing of the past

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvk8ld/facial_recognition_could_be_a_thing_of_the_past/ (Lofteed)
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Penises are the ultimate multipurpose tool

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvk8er/penises_are_the_ultimate_multipurpose_tool/ (s_gudi)
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If you're measuring how long your penis is, you're measuring how long your penis is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvk7l5/if_youre_measuring_how_long_your_penis_is_youre/ ([deleted])
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You have probably insulted your friends more than someone you actually hate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvk6m5/you_have_probably_insulted_your_friends_more_than/ (mr-potato9764)
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striped paint works, but only the first brush.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvk5nu/striped_paint_works_but_only_the_first_brush/ (Skeletore-full-power)
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Easy to see who’s sexy, but it’s hard to resist letting your hand plant a billion and ten seeds in your bed sheets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvk3w8/easy_to_see_whos_sexy_but_its_hard_to_resist/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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If you wiped the universe clean of humans the math would still work out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvk3uu/if_you_wiped_the_universe_clean_of_humans_the/ (OxyClean_)
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Shoehorns announce your foot into a shoe while pulling a chair out for you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvk3fi/shoehorns_announce_your_foot_into_a_shoe_while/ ([deleted])
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There are probably neurotoxins that produce the most incredible high imaginable, but no one knows because they also happen to kill you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvk3cd/there_are_probably_neurotoxins_that_produce_the/ (intellectualgulf)
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The more dangerous you are with a gun, the less dangerous you are with a gun

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvk1h0/the_more_dangerous_you_are_with_a_gun_the_less/ (JeremyTheRhino)
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As a figure of speech, being anywhere near someone is so supportive, provided you're on the same level.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvk1d3/as_a_figure_of_speech_being_anywhere_near_someone/ (dafckingman)
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Going to the grocery store feeks like an extreme sport nowadays.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvk0k1/going_to_the_grocery_store_feeks_like_an_extreme/ (Salt-E-Slug)
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Loading bars slow down loading times.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvk0fu/loading_bars_slow_down_loading_times/ ([deleted])
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People watching just became an extreme sport

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvk0at/people_watching_just_became_an_extreme_sport/ (BlueBayB)
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There’s probably a ton of people that you’ve seen in your life that thought you were cute but never said anything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvjzp4/theres_probably_a_ton_of_people_that_youve_seen/ (V-19_Torrent)
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The human anus can excrete all 3 states of matter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvjz26/the_human_anus_can_excrete_all_3_states_of_matter/ (KittDelorean)
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Pancakes and waffles are made with the same ingredients (in different quantities) but taste different

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvjyqt/pancakes_and_waffles_are_made_with_the_same/ (Lights-On-Bitch)
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When you're told "be honest" you don't really know if you have to tell the truth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvjxck/when_youre_told_be_honest_you_dont_really_know_if/ (EspectadorExpectante)
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Nowadays it’s easier for kids to believe in guns than Santa Claus.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvjwpf/nowadays_its_easier_for_kids_to_believe_in_guns/ ([deleted])
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Going to the store or anywhere and seeing people with homemade masks makes everyone look like gangsters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvjwlz/going_to_the_store_or_anywhere_and_seeing_people/ (ajwalsh213)
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Everything Ronnie Chieng complained about in his last stand up came true.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvjues/everything_ronnie_chieng_complained_about_in_his/ (OkayOkay777)
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Ariel from the little mermaid could be a siren

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvjt10/ariel_from_the_little_mermaid_could_be_a_siren/ (dazzliquidtabz)
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Saying a video went viral is no longer cool.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvjsyu/saying_a_video_went_viral_is_no_longer_cool/ (SkyDrifters)
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Every year kilometres of umbilical cords are created.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvjsfh/every_year_kilometres_of_umbilical_cords_are/ (worcester-sauces)
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Prince was the artist formerly known as Prince before and after he was Prince

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvjrqf/prince_was_the_artist_formerly_known_as_prince/ (ChristMade)
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Animal must’ve been wondering where the heck are the people, the world seems so quite.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvjres/animal_mustve_been_wondering_where_the_heck_are/ (bakakon1)
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People who act tough online are weak in real life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvjqrj/people_who_act_tough_online_are_weak_in_real_life/ (throwaway6753789acbd)
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You can tell people you're a romantic asexual, but it's kinda hard to tell people your a aromantic and sexual without coming off as an asshole.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvjqht/you_can_tell_people_youre_a_romantic_asexual_but/ (EphemeralSun)
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Zombie fiction never talks about how bad they must smell.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvjpkp/zombie_fiction_never_talks_about_how_bad_they/ (KindlyOlPornographer)
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Laughing awkwardly makes things less awkward

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvjov7/laughing_awkwardly_makes_things_less_awkward/ (QasimTheDream)
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Since we have no way of knowing if we all se the same colors, then it's possible that we all have the same favorite colors, we just don't know that they are the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvjon8/since_we_have_no_way_of_knowing_if_we_all_se_the/ (hayleythecactus)
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Every picture of you is an old picture

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvjo3f/every_picture_of_you_is_an_old_picture/ ([deleted])
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Magic wands and dicks are very similar, only as good as the person wielding them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvjnnf/magic_wands_and_dicks_are_very_similar_only_as/ ([deleted])
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Easier for an adult to pretend to be a child than an adult

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvjm93/easier_for_an_adult_to_pretend_to_be_a_child_than/ ([deleted])
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Old pics are young, and young pics are old

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvjm87/old_pics_are_young_and_young_pics_are_old/ (surfingjesus)
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Technically married until legally divorced.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvjkcs/technically_married_until_legally_divorced/ (CommentDebate)
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If every thought you have is deemed unoriginal, take it as a compliment. It was probably a good thought.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvjj9q/if_every_thought_you_have_is_deemed_unoriginal/ (crazy_brazy22)
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Adept liars will use casual conversation to practice telling lies so they're prepared when the stakes are higher.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvjijq/adept_liars_will_use_casual_conversation_to/ (staaamos)
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Researchers who carried out studies on mask effectiveness in preventing transmission must be shitting themselves and hoping they made no mistakes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvjid6/researchers_who_carried_out_studies_on_mask/ (_________-----------)
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People on showerthoughts keep making illogical statements and think they’re blowing people’s minds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvji1h/people_on_showerthoughts_keep_making_illogical/ (flannelballoons)
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Hmm water is getting colder ima get out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvjgmz/hmm_water_is_getting_colder_ima_get_out/ (KarmaZamraK)
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If you met a zombie prostitute it would probably blow your mind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvjf9d/if_you_met_a_zombie_prostitute_it_would_probably/ (degathor)
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Farting in public is suddenly preferable to sneezing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvjes3/farting_in_public_is_suddenly_preferable_to/ (Judge_T)
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There is someone in the world with the smallest cock and they don’t know it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvjek4/there_is_someone_in_the_world_with_the_smallest/ (Crazy-Ceez)
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With a little punctuation Psychotherapist becomes Psycho, the rapist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvjdm9/with_a_little_punctuation_psychotherapist_becomes/ (tubulerz1)
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Because of the way Pringles are made, the last chip placed in the can is usually the last one eaten.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvjcd2/because_of_the_way_pringles_are_made_the_last/ (WonderFurret)
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'Proud as a peacock' is a popular saying, but calling someone a 'Pea-cock' can totally shatter their pride.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvjc1w/proud_as_a_peacock_is_a_popular_saying_but/ ([deleted])
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Climbing trees for fun just kind of stopped being a thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvjbxm/climbing_trees_for_fun_just_kind_of_stopped_being/ (Deanothedino)
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You can probably tell how dirty someone’s house is based on their computer desktop

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvjb73/you_can_probably_tell_how_dirty_someones_house_is/ (Switched_On_SNES)
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"It's OK not to be OK" is the new "I'm OK, you're OK"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvj9q9/its_ok_not_to_be_ok_is_the_new_im_ok_youre_ok/ (brokeback_cul_de_sac)
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The characters “X8IB” look like the word “VOID” standing on a mirror.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvj8zd/the_characters_x8ib_look_like_the_word_void/ (AkivaE)
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Every mom/dad has made a meal for their kid that makes the kid think that only their parent can make it right.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvj8w8/every_momdad_has_made_a_meal_for_their_kid_that/ ([deleted])
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The Queen’s speech tonight will probably be the finale of The Crown

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvj7us/the_queens_speech_tonight_will_probably_be_the/ (one_dead_president)
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Millions across the world are realizing just how good they have it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvj7ub/millions_across_the_world_are_realizing_just_how/ (Roonwogsamduff)
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There must be so many types of different porn and fetishes in the Star Wars universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvj6p7/there_must_be_so_many_types_of_different_porn_and/ (Mildeal)
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Dry runs are what you use to get your feet wet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvj67u/dry_runs_are_what_you_use_to_get_your_feet_wet/ (LackJoy)
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Many, many people are realizing just how good they had it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvj5t4/many_many_people_are_realizing_just_how_good_they/ (Roonwogsamduff)
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If you travel to the south pole, and run in a circle around it, you are circumnavigating the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvj4is/if_you_travel_to_the_south_pole_and_run_in_a/ (kieran19106)
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A good chunk of rappers are probably ALWAYS constipated from consistent opioid use

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvj403/a_good_chunk_of_rappers_are_probably_always/ (cockalorum-smith)
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Sign language is completely made up of figures of speech.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvj2fa/sign_language_is_completely_made_up_of_figures_of/ (TennisADHD)
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Taste is how your tongue feels

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvj1yy/taste_is_how_your_tongue_feels/ (Karpanos)
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It's very fortunate that we don't remember being breast fed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvixmh/its_very_fortunate_that_we_dont_remember_being/ (blackslabswangin)
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The Wizard of Oz can be classified as an Isekai

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fviw1v/the_wizard_of_oz_can_be_classified_as_an_isekai/ (Spasten_Boi)
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Literally all life is is processing information and responding to it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvivgw/literally_all_life_is_is_processing_information/ (Ironlungs420)
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The only way to not die alone is to take someone with you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fviv24/the_only_way_to_not_die_alone_is_to_take_someone/ (Cautious_Philosopher)
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Sneezing expels things from every part of your body, it’s just that the only thing needed to be expelled at the time is the snot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fviu2b/sneezing_expels_things_from_every_part_of_your/ (AmazingAaron145)
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Instead of putting your kids drawing on the fridge, you'll be putting it on your desktop background.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvitzv/instead_of_putting_your_kids_drawing_on_the/ (TheBossMeansMe)
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People on house arrest are probably best acclimated for shelter in place

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvis7l/people_on_house_arrest_are_probably_best/ (ohhhhhrly)
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Being alone in the woods during the day is calming, but being alone in the same woods at night is unnerving

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fviq72/being_alone_in_the_woods_during_the_day_is/ (one_random_furry)
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Every ant has probably his ownpersonality and backstory

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvio9c/every_ant_has_probably_his_ownpersonality_and/ (Player7Joined)
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Everyone always talks about there, their, and they’re, but no one ever talks about where, wear, were, we’re, and ware.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvimpa/everyone_always_talks_about_there_their_and/ (what_is_the_time_)
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Bring back decimation as a strict way to enforce the "No Gatherings of More Than 10 People" rules.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvimb8/bring_back_decimation_as_a_strict_way_to_enforce/ (Sweatyjunglebridge)
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There's benches all around bike trails so you can sit if you get tired of sitting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvils6/theres_benches_all_around_bike_trails_so_you_can/ (Killa_Kamikaze)
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Haunted houses are never small

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvikas/haunted_houses_are_never_small/ (crazynights87)
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Maybe pure water has a flavor but it’s just the default flavor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvijv6/maybe_pure_water_has_a_flavor_but_its_just_the/ (TheMemeGames)
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Mint is the cold version of chilli

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvij13/mint_is_the_cold_version_of_chilli/ (heartofgarlic)
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If songbirds sing songs, Ravens scream Screamo.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvihum/if_songbirds_sing_songs_ravens_scream_screamo/ (MipitTheTroll)
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If you're born because of a split condom, you're a fucking mistake

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvihcb/if_youre_born_because_of_a_split_condom_youre_a/ (PiplupAPenguin)
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A lot of us could probably survive on a dessert island because of survival games

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvigk5/a_lot_of_us_could_probably_survive_on_a_dessert/ (Big_old_Bulldog)
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Given a wand to an 11 years old kid in Harry Potter is the same as given a pistol to a kid in real life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvifgz/given_a_wand_to_an_11_years_old_kid_in_harry/ (o_sexta)
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There is no point in knowing a lot and not sharing that knowledge with someone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvie0l/there_is_no_point_in_knowing_a_lot_and_not/ (Leggins_Senpai)
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Apple’s Face ID algorithms must be really confused with all the mask wearing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvicyv/apples_face_id_algorithms_must_be_really_confused/ (peakelyfe)
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The t-Rex could have be a herbivore and just poorly evolved to fit it's sustenance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvibw9/the_trex_could_have_be_a_herbivore_and_just/ (WillOfTheLand)
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Nearly every story that takes place in the "real world" exists in a setting where itself doesn't exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fviaej/nearly_every_story_that_takes_place_in_the_real/ (PauloMr)
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If our civilization went extinct and somebody found wallpapers with animals, they may bellive that we used to draw on wall like caveman, and therefore belive that our society wasn't so advanced

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvi99v/if_our_civilization_went_extinct_and_somebody/ (Firecat_Pl)
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If someone stops talking to you all of a sudden, and later on you find out it's because they died, they still technically ghosted you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvi8y9/if_someone_stops_talking_to_you_all_of_a_sudden/ (DrAwkward404)
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Only thing scarier than finding a snake in your yard is having to re-find the snake

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvi52t/only_thing_scarier_than_finding_a_snake_in_your/ (Wonder0486)
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Some people have never lit a cigarette while having a moustache and it shows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvi43o/some_people_have_never_lit_a_cigarette_while/ (ohfifteen)
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There is nothing we own that we did not receive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvi39k/there_is_nothing_we_own_that_we_did_not_receive/ (The_Shrugg)
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When a cat falls asleep in your lap it’s not a display of trust as we believe it to be. It’s the ultimate display of dominance; for they know we will not move until they allow it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvi2wz/when_a_cat_falls_asleep_in_your_lap_its_not_a/ (deadpoetsunite)
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If Joe exotic had more lions than tigers, his battles with Carol Baskin would have been the least of his worries

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvi1mr/if_joe_exotic_had_more_lions_than_tigers_his/ (Ryrylx)
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The number of self-proclaimed scientific and medical experts are highest during World crises.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvhzut/the_number_of_selfproclaimed_scientific_and/ (nonyabusinesa)
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The artist paints the past for the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvhyrp/the_artist_paints_the_past_for_the_future/ (taterscot)
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Together we fall, divided we stand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvhyjt/together_we_fall_divided_we_stand/ (diamonding)
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If plants could talk they'd probably make fun of us for not being able to regrow limbs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvhxo1/if_plants_could_talk_theyd_probably_make_fun_of/ (TR3V0R00SK1)
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We are probably going to see a spike in birth numbers between December and March of next year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvhwz3/we_are_probably_going_to_see_a_spike_in_birth/ (gizmokrap)
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The plot of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is similar to the plot of Cadillacs and Dinosaurs arcade game.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvhud6/the_plot_of_jurassic_world_fallen_kingdom_is/ (Heigh10)
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Most lurkers becomes lurkers because their posts keep being taken down and then they give up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvhr14/most_lurkers_becomes_lurkers_because_their_posts/ (zeehoo)
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When it comes to clipping our fingernails, everyone is ambidextrous.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvhpk8/when_it_comes_to_clipping_our_fingernails/ (TYPERION_REGOTHIS)
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The world is a much quieter place

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvhotv/the_world_is_a_much_quieter_place/ (steelheadbum)
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You can’t be inside an empty room

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvhonl/you_cant_be_inside_an_empty_room/ (Skippy-DingleCock)
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Doors are only as good as their hinges, hinges are only as good as the people who installed them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvho3c/doors_are_only_as_good_as_their_hinges_hinges_are/ (Deanothedino)
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A lot of billionaires are getting good press for their mask donations, but let's not forget Bloomberg donated $700mil to future unemployed bloggers and social media managers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvhn9t/a_lot_of_billionaires_are_getting_good_press_for/ (aclockworkporridge)
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A porno without sound is perhaps the scariest thing to stumble across.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvhms0/a_porno_without_sound_is_perhaps_the_scariest/ (shagazelle)
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If you are what you eat and you eat a cow but cow ate grass we are thecnicly all vegans!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvhmmo/if_you_are_what_you_eat_and_you_eat_a_cow_but_cow/ (Sikey26)
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The word mistletoe sounds harmful.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvhjsp/the_word_mistletoe_sounds_harmful/ ([deleted])
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There's never been a better opportunity to eradicate headlice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvhjp6/theres_never_been_a_better_opportunity_to/ (mattburns_uk)
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There are no lower-case numbers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvhjbk/there_are_no_lowercase_numbers/ (helchowskinator)
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It seems like a huge missed opportunity that not one sports team from Utah is named the Utah Raptors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvhil6/it_seems_like_a_huge_missed_opportunity_that_not/ (product_of_boredom)
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All the bad guys and badasses you see in movies are actually just theatre kids who were successful

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvhgwl/all_the_bad_guys_and_badasses_you_see_in_movies/ (PewdsForPrez)
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Living life in your mid-to-late 20s is a consistent daily argument with yourself on whether you’re old or young

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvhg89/living_life_in_your_midtolate_20s_is_a_consistent/ (MasterJohnnie)
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Porn-hacked Zoom classrooms are the new snow day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvhf8s/pornhacked_zoom_classrooms_are_the_new_snow_day/ (cptntito)
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You have never tasted dragon meat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvhf6u/you_have_never_tasted_dragon_meat/ (sangriya)
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Year 2359 will be the last year that can be on the digital clock. Example 23:59, 20:19, 20:20 .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvhepj/year_2359_will_be_the_last_year_that_can_be_on/ (YesILikePizza)
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We think it's weird that Goofy isn't bothered by Pluto, but we don't think about how monkeys are smaller, hairier, naked versions of us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvhem6/we_think_its_weird_that_goofy_isnt_bothered_by/ (tgbndt)
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Being a random bug and being put into a kid's bughouse with other random bugs, has to be how all the people in the SAW movies felt. They probably feel just as lucky to make it out alive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvhehl/being_a_random_bug_and_being_put_into_a_kids/ (Deanothedino)
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If the odds for ''winning the lottery'' and a ''lightning hit'' is on the same level, imagine how unlucky those people feel who got the latter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvhego/if_the_odds_for_winning_the_lottery_and_a/ ([deleted])
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Humanity would benefit greatly if everyone did a year of homelessness..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvhdzz/humanity_would_benefit_greatly_if_everyone_did_a/ (NobodyHasFeelingslol)
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You're actually inside your skeleton.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvhdag/youre_actually_inside_your_skeleton/ (afxlab)
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An oxidized apple is the fruit version of rusting metal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvhda2/an_oxidized_apple_is_the_fruit_version_of_rusting/ (TheSimpleNobility)
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The more exposed the sky and the sun are, the more beautiful we think they are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvhby6/the_more_exposed_the_sky_and_the_sun_are_the_more/ ([deleted])
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It’ll be a while before face mask goes back to being interpreted as the skin care kind

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvhbhp/itll_be_a_while_before_face_mask_goes_back_to/ ([deleted])
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Wind is nature's sound amplifier.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvhb4c/wind_is_natures_sound_amplifier/ (guru)
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Since profile pictures have been added to comments, Rick rolling people with profile pictures won't really work anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvhaq1/since_profile_pictures_have_been_added_to/ (Lightningjet75)
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With great power comes less accountability

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvh7r4/with_great_power_comes_less_accountability/ (networkthat)
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The Zip folder icon doesn't exist in real life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvh7oa/the_zip_folder_icon_doesnt_exist_in_real_life/ (MasterofCreamCheese)
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When you look at something, you’re not even seeing the true object. You’re seeing the light that‘s reflected/emitted. We can’t even see matter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvh716/when_you_look_at_something_youre_not_even_seeing/ (PositiveSupercoil)
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If all dogs go to heaven then the German Shepards who were patrolling Auschwitz must have gone there too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvh6sp/if_all_dogs_go_to_heaven_then_the_german_shepards/ (Tararator18)
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The year is 1970....

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvh63m/the_year_is_1970/ (fadihk)
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Chocolate on fruit is good but fruit in chocolate is not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvh59t/chocolate_on_fruit_is_good_but_fruit_in_chocolate/ (aaaaaaaaimnotanormie)
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You have probably started a major traffic problem and never even knew it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvh556/you_have_probably_started_a_major_traffic_problem/ (Sujjin)
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While it is surely possible for one to play an instrument like the guitar, violin, or marimba, it is absolutely impossible for a reanimated skeleton to play a wind instrument.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvh51h/while_it_is_surely_possible_for_one_to_play_an/ (DandyJackalope)
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Your phone battery goes from 100% to 95% within an hour. But goes from 5% to 0% in 5 minutes. Even though it dims the light and tries to conserve energy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvh4pa/your_phone_battery_goes_from_100_to_95_within_an/ (karma-enigma)
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Aprils disaster is the stock market crashing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvh3yd/aprils_disaster_is_the_stock_market_crashing/ (houndboy17)
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If you’re deaf and communicate using sign language, you also think in sign language.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvgxo2/if_youre_deaf_and_communicate_using_sign_language/ (jluis089)
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Sunglasses would reduce the glare from any star, not just the sun.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvgwwg/sunglasses_would_reduce_the_glare_from_any_star/ (Deanothedino)
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The game just got patched to give a handicap to the players with more XP.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvgwlw/the_game_just_got_patched_to_give_a_handicap_to/ (iamnnyu)
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Pastors are probably tied with poets on using the most metaphors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvgvwt/pastors_are_probably_tied_with_poets_on_using_the/ (GhastlyViking)
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In the future when we download our conscience into computers, no longer needing a body, people will still die from the blue screen of death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvgvwr/in_the_future_when_we_download_our_conscience/ (FreshRoastCoffee)
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De nial is a deep river

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvgvi7/de_nial_is_a_deep_river/ (LordOfPhantoms)
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Tweezing beard hairs one by one could be the most effective form of torture if implemented

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvgtbt/tweezing_beard_hairs_one_by_one_could_be_the_most/ (lbunny7)
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In movies, when someone spills something onto their computer and it breaks, it's always on the keyboard. But unless it's a laptop, the keyboard can be replaced since it's a USB, so the computer shouldn't break

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvgskg/in_movies_when_someone_spills_something_onto/ (Mi-yeon_2)
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Thor and Cars have the same plot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvgryl/thor_and_cars_have_the_same_plot/ (rewindturtle)
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Even after becoming water-resistant, phones still show their intolerance for water on the fingerprint sensor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvgr85/even_after_becoming_waterresistant_phones_still/ (LambityLamb_BAAA7)
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Traffic never disappears, it just goes somewhere else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvgq7m/traffic_never_disappears_it_just_goes_somewhere/ ([deleted])
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Can't help but look backwards through the binoculars at least once

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvgpx4/cant_help_but_look_backwards_through_the/ (moneybot13)
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Ventilator manufacturers are screwed for the next few years

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvgoc2/ventilator_manufacturers_are_screwed_for_the_next/ (OneArmJack)
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The most popular terms of service has gotten billions of people to agree to it without most of them understanding or reading it, oh and got them to believe a dead guy revived himself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvgo6d/the_most_popular_terms_of_service_has_gotten/ (xF00Mx)
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Relish is pickle juice with pulp.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvgo3u/relish_is_pickle_juice_with_pulp/ (hudgeba778)
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I wonder how many of other peoples photographs I've unintentionally in the background of during my life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvgne4/i_wonder_how_many_of_other_peoples_photographs/ (ASMR_4_U)
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If you have security cameras in your house, you're increasing the chances that your death with be caught in video

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvgn49/if_you_have_security_cameras_in_your_house_youre/ (Darkdreams28)
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We have accumulated enough collective writing and media that it is likely somewhere in a book, movie or TV show, someone had "predicted" everything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvgmr4/we_have_accumulated_enough_collective_writing_and/ (Zenmedic)
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“Beware” is simply a mashup of “be aware” meant to sound more serious

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvgm3c/beware_is_simply_a_mashup_of_be_aware_meant_to/ (shuuellyd)
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A telltale sign you're becoming an adult is when you first realize how freaking fast dust forms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvgl5o/a_telltale_sign_youre_becoming_an_adult_is_when/ (issavibeyuh)
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We put oyster sauce on ducks and duck sauce on chicken...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvgkpm/we_put_oyster_sauce_on_ducks_and_duck_sauce_on/ (invertednipplz)
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Weird that children have gone from the most vulnerable in society, to the most potent weapons on earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvgjr9/weird_that_children_have_gone_from_the_most/ (Shnoochieboochies)
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It's hard to find the balance between asshole and push over.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvgjdm/its_hard_to_find_the_balance_between_asshole_and/ (Reimaku)
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Everything is a very complex and tiny pixel art using atoms and pigments to create the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvghmo/everything_is_a_very_complex_and_tiny_pixel_art/ (nimitz12)
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If you're mute than things are easy done than said

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvgh1q/if_youre_mute_than_things_are_easy_done_than_said/ (apacheco6921)
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Common sense is not so common.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvgf2o/common_sense_is_not_so_common/ (Porush_Kumar)
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The last day all humans were living on Earth together was November 2nd 2000. Since then, there has always been someone living on board the International Space Station(ISS)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvgc8w/the_last_day_all_humans_were_living_on_earth/ (greatyassoo1)
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Every album is a world record.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvgbpv/every_album_is_a_world_record/ ([deleted])
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These notorious professional liars, suddenly we trust them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvgbja/these_notorious_professional_liars_suddenly_we/ (j9greene)
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Suddenly going for a walk feels more like practicing safe sex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvgawj/suddenly_going_for_a_walk_feels_more_like/ (Chipazzo)
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Taking a compliment is much harder than giving one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvgaj2/taking_a_compliment_is_much_harder_than_giving_one/ (SirChancelot_0001)
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Birth is waking up without going to sleep before. Death is going to sleep and never waking up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvgaib/birth_is_waking_up_without_going_to_sleep_before/ (Raksup)
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"Two many Cooks spoil the Broth" is a stupid saying - even one Cook in the Broth is only something for Cannibals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvg8fk/two_many_cooks_spoil_the_broth_is_a_stupid_saying/ (Crazy_and_lazy_Daisy)
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Saying you froze your eggs before they went bad has a whole new meaning nowdays

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvg87c/saying_you_froze_your_eggs_before_they_went_bad/ (Sunkitteh)
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Fortune cookies must feel like a wealthy person who’s not sure sure if people like him, or his money

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvg7wn/fortune_cookies_must_feel_like_a_wealthy_person/ ([deleted])
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The Earth is an above ground pool table.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvg7vb/the_earth_is_an_above_ground_pool_table/ (lions-n-tigers)
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The less media you consume, the less you'll see oft repeated jokes and tropes and the more all the media you consume will seem fresh and innovative

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvg6jb/the_less_media_you_consume_the_less_youll_see_oft/ (Theminingdwarf)
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John Mayer's fan-base consists mostly of 17 year old girls and 40+ year old guitar players.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvg6aj/john_mayers_fanbase_consists_mostly_of_17_year/ (HighAxper)
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The blasters in star wars shoot rays of light that travel slower than the speed of light

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvg53q/the_blasters_in_star_wars_shoot_rays_of_light/ (svlymxn)
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All those people that theorized history had ended with the collapse of the Soviet Union couldn’t have been more wrong

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvg3fa/all_those_people_that_theorized_history_had_ended/ (Mindless_420)
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There are probably some celebrities living paycheck to paycheck due to their extravagant living and fiscal irresponsibility

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvfy4x/there_are_probably_some_celebrities_living/ (Muskrat777)
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If you're always driving at the back of a group of cars, you probably drive too fast. If you always seem to have a line of cars behind you, you probably drive too slow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvfy4v/if_youre_always_driving_at_the_back_of_a_group_of/ (slaeryx)
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If cats could fly, we’d rarely see them in the air unless they were hunting birds. They’d mostly stare at us condescendingly from the tops of buildings and utility poles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvfxj9/if_cats_could_fly_wed_rarely_see_them_in_the_air/ (OhMyTummyHurts)
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Fat positivity movement is the only movement without movement.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvfx0n/fat_positivity_movement_is_the_only_movement/ (jango1867)
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Sometimes you look at/watch something and process it for 10-20 seconds before finally laughing, even though you know it’s funny at the beginning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvfwux/sometimes_you_look_atwatch_something_and_process/ (DynamicSploosh)
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There are a lot of people who are going to have to wait a lot longer to get their casts off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvfw8x/there_are_a_lot_of_people_who_are_going_to_have/ (Dylanturtlesturtles)
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DVD's still look futuristic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvfvh0/dvds_still_look_futuristic/ (lions-n-tigers)
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The whole world is stuck in the dot above the “I” in Jeremy Bearimy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvfusp/the_whole_world_is_stuck_in_the_dot_above_the_i/ (ItsTheShepherd)
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Teenage girls who go to e-boy meet and greets are the younger generation of women who attend the Wendy William's show

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvfu71/teenage_girls_who_go_to_eboy_meet_and_greets_are/ (OpaqueTurnip)
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If a show was made based off the events of Tiger King but no one knew what Tiger King was or that it was based off real life, people would definitely think every main character was unrealistic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvfsne/if_a_show_was_made_based_off_the_events_of_tiger/ (-Constantinos-)
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Ghost must not be real because they're always described as being a caucasian person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvfryy/ghost_must_not_be_real_because_theyre_always/ (DboOnMaBack)
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Porn stars’ husbands are professional cucks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvfrl3/porn_stars_husbands_are_professional_cucks/ (hbetz15)
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The most unbelievable part about Star Wars is that nobody swears.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvfqsf/the_most_unbelievable_part_about_star_wars_is/ (hmitch94)
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The more money you take from a bank, the richer they get.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvfqq5/the_more_money_you_take_from_a_bank_the_richer/ (spongeboi-me-bob)
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Only liars are afraid of accountability.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvfprp/only_liars_are_afraid_of_accountability/ (NovemberOctoberBro)
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In the Ottoman Empire you could escape execution by beating the executioner in a foot race.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvfpfr/in_the_ottoman_empire_you_could_escape_execution/ (Black212222223222211)
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‌‌People w‌‌ho s‌‌igned u‌‌p f‌‌or a‌‌ g‌‌ym m‌‌embership t‌‌his y‌‌ear l‌‌ost m‌‌oney i‌‌nstead o‌‌f w‌‌eight

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvfoka/people_who_signed_up_for_a_gym_membership_this/ (vpetrychuk)
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If Drake were an actual drake, people would certainly look at him differently.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvfojf/if_drake_were_an_actual_drake_people_would/ (StygianUnknown)
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Sleeping Beauty must had an incredible rotten and bad morning breath when she woke up from her a century of sleep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvfo9k/sleeping_beauty_must_had_an_incredible_rotten_and/ (Onedrunkpanda)
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David Cage modeled the main character of Beyond: Two Souls after her VA Ellen Page and the proceeded to show her naked around three times over the course of the game. Ellen Page stopped letting people model characters after her that year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvfmoy/david_cage_modeled_the_main_character_of_beyond/ (Hungry-san)
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Being in nature makes coffee taste better somehow

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvflzy/being_in_nature_makes_coffee_taste_better_somehow/ (moneybot13)
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If you shaved your eyebrows nobody could read your emotions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvflqp/if_you_shaved_your_eyebrows_nobody_could_read/ (crazy_brazy22)
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Pizza ads always seem to work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvfle9/pizza_ads_always_seem_to_work/ (Demonic_Enchilada)
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Deadpool can make billions by selling his organs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvfl85/deadpool_can_make_billions_by_selling_his_organs/ (TaleBomber)
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Leaving the door open after an argument is way worse than slamming it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvfl6v/leaving_the_door_open_after_an_argument_is_way/ (arab-obama)
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The sad wink probably has most accidental uses of all emoticons.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvfk0c/the_sad_wink_probably_has_most_accidental_uses_of/ (lawziet)
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Sometimes you have a good idea, but you might write it off as something stupid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvfj3b/sometimes_you_have_a_good_idea_but_you_might/ (temporadraconisPS4)
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A lot of people are planning to cut their hair on their own.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvfi0a/a_lot_of_people_are_planning_to_cut_their_hair_on/ (256Moin256)
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You can’t usually run away from your problems, but being overweight is a problem you can literally run away from

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvffmq/you_cant_usually_run_away_from_your_problems_but/ ([deleted])
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We could start using bra cups as face masks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvff83/we_could_start_using_bra_cups_as_face_masks/ (jcarmona24)
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Going out to eat is SO last year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvfegv/going_out_to_eat_is_so_last_year/ (TheRealOne523)
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I hope there’s a “Hero’s of the Pandemic” event after all this is over.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvfdu9/i_hope_theres_a_heros_of_the_pandemic_event_after/ (taylorhayward_boston)
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A weather app that provides yesterday’s temperature in addition to the current temperature would be so much more useful than regular weather apps

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvfdsg/a_weather_app_that_provides_yesterdays/ (beatbitch)
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Real astronauts' biopics are fictional movies for flat earthers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvfcy8/real_astronauts_biopics_are_fictional_movies_for/ (256Moin256)
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How many times a day do you think you say something, and not a single person in the world hears you? Can't be much, right?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvfbvm/how_many_times_a_day_do_you_think_you_say/ (1234LOLMAN)
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We would never live enough to know whether an inn with infinite rooms can accomodate infinite people :(

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvfbvk/we_would_never_live_enough_to_know_whether_an_inn/ ([deleted])
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Key West, FL Full Time Residents - 2x in two years your dreams have come true! No pesky tourists interrupting you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvfbi6/key_west_fl_full_time_residents_2x_in_two_years/ (ihcred)
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Putting orphans and elderly in nursing homes together in one building is more convenient than having two separate buildings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvfb4w/putting_orphans_and_elderly_in_nursing_homes/ ([deleted])
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Medusa must have had hard times wiping her ass while having all the snakes around it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvf9yi/medusa_must_have_had_hard_times_wiping_her_ass/ ([deleted])
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Medusa must have had hard times wiping her ass while having all the snakes around it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvf9v5/medusa_must_have_had_hard_times_wiping_her_ass/ ([deleted])
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You can't change the volume in your head, you can change the pitch and the tone, which can make the illusion, but you can't change the volume

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvf7kg/you_cant_change_the_volume_in_your_head_you_can/ (reddithomeofmemes)
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In the Star Wars movies, you never see anyone adjusting to gravity they’re not used to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvf40l/in_the_star_wars_movies_you_never_see_anyone/ (McGrillo)
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Flat Earth believers must believe that mountains are the Earth's erections.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvf3np/flat_earth_believers_must_believe_that_mountains/ (iVeryTasteful)
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Server status webpages don't have their own status website

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvf2wh/server_status_webpages_dont_have_their_own_status/ (Pepsidog98)
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A minute in plank position is different than a regular minute

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvf2kd/a_minute_in_plank_position_is_different_than_a/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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If we dream only with people we've seen in real life, maybe you've been in a stranger's dream before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvevwr/if_we_dream_only_with_people_weve_seen_in_real/ (Mil733)
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Texting One 'K' is bad, two 'Ks' is acceptable, and three 'Ks' is worse than one 'K'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvevec/texting_one_k_is_bad_two_ks_is_acceptable_and/ (redneckvet)
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A minute in plank position is different than a regular minute

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvetq9/a_minute_in_plank_position_is_different_than_a/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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Your partner reflects your personality.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvetc4/your_partner_reflects_your_personality/ (todierrr)
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When it's safe to go outside again, a lot of people will be wearing masks as a precaution and also, a lot more banks will be robbed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fvet81/when_its_safe_to_go_outside_again_a_lot_of_people/ (littleoctagon)
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It's easy to come up with a showerthought unless you are trying to come up with a showerthought.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv52fo/its_easy_to_come_up_with_a_showerthought_unless/ (AngeryRubberducky)
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Water boarding in gauntanomo bay sounds a lot cooler when you don't know what either of those things are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv4zny/water_boarding_in_gauntanomo_bay_sounds_a_lot/ (yalikejazzkid)
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A before and after picture of food would give you more reliable information about how good it was.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv4zc9/a_before_and_after_picture_of_food_would_give_you/ (lions-n-tigers)
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Some streamers have become the new strippers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv4yhk/some_streamers_have_become_the_new_strippers/ (SoyUnFracaso)
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There's a whole generation of kids that love highway to hell because of Cars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv4xvo/theres_a_whole_generation_of_kids_that_love/ ([deleted])
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It's easy to think of a showerthought unless you are trying to think of a showerthought.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv4xq7/its_easy_to_think_of_a_showerthought_unless_you/ (AngeryRubberducky)
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Suddenly, being on unemployment has become popular.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv4wk3/suddenly_being_on_unemployment_has_become_popular/ (RapTVCalifornia)
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“Guess what happened to me” texts have fallen off a cliff

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv4tbq/guess_what_happened_to_me_texts_have_fallen_off_a/ (MarkBank)
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If they really wanted to flatten the curve...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv4rtq/if_they_really_wanted_to_flatten_the_curve/ (MennisRodman)
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Bees sacrifice their lives to cause us pain

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv4rp8/bees_sacrifice_their_lives_to_cause_us_pain/ (MansNotHot772)
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Doing chores during a television show turns it into a radio show.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv4npo/doing_chores_during_a_television_show_turns_it/ (lions-n-tigers)
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If you put a burger on top of another burger, you'd still have one burger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv4mj0/if_you_put_a_burger_on_top_of_another_burger_youd/ (WhaleSniffer)
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People who talk to while while you’re eating, and expect you to respond, won’t mind you just eating with your mouth open.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv4l21/people_who_talk_to_while_while_youre_eating_and/ (Thepersonaitor)
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Saying that something lasts "forever" feels shorter the older you get.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv4kfj/saying_that_something_lasts_forever_feels_shorter/ (pjypjyzzang)
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If you really think about it, cats have just one big unibrow

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv4hc7/if_you_really_think_about_it_cats_have_just_one/ (ZEINthesalvaged)
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A Kangaroo looks like a deer acting like a T-Rex

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv4h6b/a_kangaroo_looks_like_a_deer_acting_like_a_trex/ (quylth)
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Joe Exotic would’ve made a fortune from Tiger King if he hadn’t got arrested.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv4fy4/joe_exotic_wouldve_made_a_fortune_from_tiger_king/ (SmokinSullivan)
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The better your frame-rate, the more obvious annoying sound-to-video lag is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv4dps/the_better_your_framerate_the_more_obvious/ (treatmesubj)
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A puzzle is only a puzzle until it's finished

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv4boc/a_puzzle_is_only_a_puzzle_until_its_finished/ (redneckvet)
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We care more about people's stories in movies, than we do about people in real life..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv4bj0/we_care_more_about_peoples_stories_in_movies_than/ (NobodyHasFeelingslol)
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Chocolate companies are going to be hit if no one can have an Easter Egg hunt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv4akp/chocolate_companies_are_going_to_be_hit_if_no_one/ (oliverpls599)
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If you don't believe anything The Science Guy says, you de-Nye everything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv484v/if_you_dont_believe_anything_the_science_guy_says/ (JoeFas)
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The voice in your head never stops.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv46lw/the_voice_in_your_head_never_stops/ (karma-enigma)
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Star light causes cancer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv44xx/star_light_causes_cancer/ (moneybot13)
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All the ancient advanced civilizations probably disappeared due to a deadly viral pathogen that traveled the trade routes faster than the awareness spread to avoid the pathogen...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv44uk/all_the_ancient_advanced_civilizations_probably/ (iForgotMyUsername1x)
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When we're cold we put on another shirt but we never put on another pair of pants

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv43op/when_were_cold_we_put_on_another_shirt_but_we/ (Not_your_usual_fly)
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In 50 years there could be a bunch of senile people in care homes who think they used to work in an office with Jim, Dwight, and Michael

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv42ie/in_50_years_there_could_be_a_bunch_of_senile/ (skidstud)
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It's a good thing one of the four Turtles wasn't lactose intolerant or he would have been super left out of their pizza dinner every night.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv3zc4/its_a_good_thing_one_of_the_four_turtles_wasnt/ (TheRealOcsiban)
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There must be at least one person on Earth who has never suffered from wi-fi connection issues.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv3z9k/there_must_be_at_least_one_person_on_earth_who/ (mimino99)
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Men might have children they don’t know about, but women are usually very in-the-know about whether or not they’ve given birth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv3xc5/men_might_have_children_they_dont_know_about_but/ (iamahawkesq)
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Misery loves company because the more people in a group who are miserable about the same thing, the more likely the group will work collectively to remove the source of misery.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv3w2p/misery_loves_company_because_the_more_people_in_a/ (consideranon)
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Men can have kids they don’t know about; women not so much.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv3w0n/men_can_have_kids_they_dont_know_about_women_not/ (iamahawkesq)
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Part of growing up is realizing just how many cheesy kids movies your parents must have sat through for you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv3vue/part_of_growing_up_is_realizing_just_how_many/ (Supreme_Mediocrity)
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If your bad enough at a game, then every mode is endless mode.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv3ves/if_your_bad_enough_at_a_game_then_every_mode_is/ (Hearthager7)
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Being fat is one of the few problems you can run away from

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv3uxs/being_fat_is_one_of_the_few_problems_you_can_run/ (MrBublee_YT)
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It is honestly crazy how people usually get pregnant more from one-night stands than couples who use proper planning yet still can't get pregnant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv3ub0/it_is_honestly_crazy_how_people_usually_get/ (KobeGenobe22)
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In a Walking Dead scenario society could just change funeral preparation to include a stake through the head and the issue could be effectively solved in just a few years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv3tlr/in_a_walking_dead_scenario_society_could_just/ (EarthMarsUranus)
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We may be some of the first generations in human history who actually know what a sunset, sunrise or eclipse looks like in full detail, considering photographs can show us what would otherwise damage our naked eyes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv3tc2/we_may_be_some_of_the_first_generations_in_human/ (Gandurk)
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If everyone's indoors there's no one to verify that everyone's indoors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv3t8s/if_everyones_indoors_theres_no_one_to_verify_that/ (SweetVictory2001)
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Full service gas stations are starting to make some sense

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv3t1z/full_service_gas_stations_are_starting_to_make/ (Linkums)
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It’s incredible that people can have a full conversation in the comment section

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv3s0j/its_incredible_that_people_can_have_a_full/ (yorkyporky123)
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In Star Wars A New Hope the ships go faster than light speed , fire lasers and carry proton torpedos, yet still seem to be refuelled using a standard gasoline pump.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv3rx8/in_star_wars_a_new_hope_the_ships_go_faster_than/ (EarthMarsUranus)
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Michael Myers walks every where because he never learned how to drive!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv3qdm/michael_myers_walks_every_where_because_he_never/ (fucknooooo)
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The first guy to shave his face probably received a ton of funny looks from people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv3pgf/the_first_guy_to_shave_his_face_probably_received/ (JMDeutsch)
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When it comes to a pair of socks, you’ve probably worn one sock more than the other

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv3ogj/when_it_comes_to_a_pair_of_socks_youve_probably/ (slytherinemilie)
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The ducks at the park are free, you can just take them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv3o2z/the_ducks_at_the_park_are_free_you_can_just_take/ ([deleted])
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Today's date is like someone yelling ”4 20!” into a canyon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv3nni/todays_date_is_like_someone_yelling_4_20_into_a/ (numlok)
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Tennisballs are for dogs as pacifiers are for babies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv3ms7/tennisballs_are_for_dogs_as_pacifiers_are_for/ (2076baseballbat)
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Flappy Bird is easier to develop than it is to complete.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv3jf6/flappy_bird_is_easier_to_develop_than_it_is_to/ (MrClash8738)
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If we knew what other people were thinking and vice versa, then it would create a vicious feedback loop as we both would know what the other is thinking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv3igp/if_we_knew_what_other_people_were_thinking_and/ (SweetVictory2001)
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All rooms are an escape room if you’re determined enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv3h5b/all_rooms_are_an_escape_room_if_youre_determined/ (yorkyporky123)
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Humans are neither good nor evil by nature, they are stupid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv3h3n/humans_are_neither_good_nor_evil_by_nature_they/ (Leugim7734)
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So many cold unappetizing orders of fries being delivered

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv3gw4/so_many_cold_unappetizing_orders_of_fries_being/ (moneybot13)
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If we knew what other people were thinking, then they would know that we’re thinking about what they’re thinking about and we would know that they know that we’re thinking about what they’re thinking about.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv3gqz/if_we_knew_what_other_people_were_thinking_then/ (SweetVictory2001)
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There have probably never been two identical games in the history of Scrabble

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv3f5a/there_have_probably_never_been_two_identical/ (NuclearWinterGames)
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The number of people who do stupid things, only to post the video on specific sites, has increased because of people who watch the content only to condemn it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv3en0/the_number_of_people_who_do_stupid_things_only_to/ (myersdr1)
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No one looks cool tiptoeing a motorcycle backwards

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv3eb0/no_one_looks_cool_tiptoeing_a_motorcycle_backwards/ (moneybot13)
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Physics kills a lot of people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv3bv0/physics_kills_a_lot_of_people/ (moneybot13)
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Pluto is a handicapped dog, and Goofy is cool with Mickey keeping him as a pet and having him sleep outside.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv39zs/pluto_is_a_handicapped_dog_and_goofy_is_cool_with/ (TenDollarTicket)
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“With great powers comes great responsibility” could have turned Peter into a villain just as easily as it turn him into a hero.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv39ni/with_great_powers_comes_great_responsibility/ (Dark_pheonix1183)
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After all these years, technological advancements, and profits no one has figured out a cure for squeaky shoes in professional basketball.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv38u7/after_all_these_years_technological_advancements/ (CinnamonToastKing)
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You’ve probably killed millions of babies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv38ir/youve_probably_killed_millions_of_babies/ (Weirrdo12)
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Everyone thinks Belle's dad is crazy because he talks of a Beast, but nobody bats an eye when Belle pulls out a magic mirror; they take it as proof immediately

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv37dt/everyone_thinks_belles_dad_is_crazy_because_he/ (TensorForce)
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There will be a whole generation of people who won’t know commercial ads with catchy songs since so much content will be paid for.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv35zu/there_will_be_a_whole_generation_of_people_who/ (StreetFlan)
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The cell phone companies are loving that everyone is on WiFi and not network data

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv34ir/the_cell_phone_companies_are_loving_that_everyone/ (I_Break_My_Toys)
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One day, your parents put you down and never picked you up again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv31rh/one_day_your_parents_put_you_down_and_never/ ([deleted])
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"You are not" is often shortened to "you're not" or "you aren't", but nobody writes the most shortened form: "you'ren't"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv3111/you_are_not_is_often_shortened_to_youre_not_or/ ([deleted])
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Cell providers could help make people stay inside by stopping cell service and creating really strong WiFi.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv30vi/cell_providers_could_help_make_people_stay_inside/ (savage13cabbage)
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So many great empty locations to play hide and seek in

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv30bz/so_many_great_empty_locations_to_play_hide_and/ (moneybot13)
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Anything is a chair if you want it to be.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv2ytd/anything_is_a_chair_if_you_want_it_to_be/ (Gary_October)
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A nail is a nail before you screw it. So you either nail it or screw it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv2xu5/a_nail_is_a_nail_before_you_screw_it_so_you/ (lorenzzv)
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Ice cream probably comes out as pee

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv2xsd/ice_cream_probably_comes_out_as_pee/ (Stringbean675)
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No one has ever lost at Russian roulette more than once.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv2xo3/no_one_has_ever_lost_at_russian_roulette_more/ (En_nui)
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If you were born in a breech birth, at some point during your birth, you were wearing your mom as a hat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv2x9u/if_you_were_born_in_a_breech_birth_at_some_point/ ([deleted])
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Emmental cheese(Often known as Swiss cheese) is the cheese with the biggest radius of all the cheeses because of the holes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv2vvh/emmental_cheeseoften_known_as_swiss_cheese_is_the/ (xxnoriginalname69xx)
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According to the definition of the word artificial, humans are artificial

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv2vuk/according_to_the_definition_of_the_word/ (LockLemonCake)
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Any food will cause weight loss if you chew it long enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv2v7u/any_food_will_cause_weight_loss_if_you_chew_it/ (lokicoyote)
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We're learning that more people are willing to kill random strangers than we realized.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv2tdj/were_learning_that_more_people_are_willing_to/ (death_awaits_us_all)
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We are the Cosmos looking inwards and acting outwards.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv2t4e/we_are_the_cosmos_looking_inwards_and_acting/ (Nighgors)
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We will start referring to dates as B.C. again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv2s0c/we_will_start_referring_to_dates_as_bc_again/ (HouseGraham)
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Girls study psychology for five years and then get manipulated by a guy who barely got a high school education. Pathetic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv2rrz/girls_study_psychology_for_five_years_and_then/ (Gregos81)
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Saying "that's not a threat, it's a promise " is more threatening than just admitting it's a threat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv2rml/saying_thats_not_a_threat_its_a_promise_is_more/ (The_0ne1357924)
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There's people who don't know they're colorblind because you can't describe color so nobody can tell them it's wrong

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv2qvr/theres_people_who_dont_know_theyre_colorblind/ (randomlygivenname123)
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Everything the rich have hidden is being exposed. The 1% have nowhere to hide.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv2qus/everything_the_rich_have_hidden_is_being_exposed/ (voitlander)
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People spend well over 10,000 hours sleeping and many still suck at it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv2q9i/people_spend_well_over_10000_hours_sleeping_and/ ([deleted])
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The only problem with gays is that they take it more as a lifestyle than a sexuality.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv2ppd/the_only_problem_with_gays_is_that_they_take_it/ (vzum)
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The expression "have a good trip see you next fall" has never been more relevant

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv2pl6/the_expression_have_a_good_trip_see_you_next_fall/ (mclibby33)
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Technically we’re all weight lifters, some of us just have more on our bodies than others.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv2oma/technically_were_all_weight_lifters_some_of_us/ (SweetVictory2001)
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Jerky is the bacon of beef

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv2o4g/jerky_is_the_bacon_of_beef/ (autistic_robot)
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If people started saying you could catch Coronovirus from plastic shopping bags, we'd probably see a massive increase in reusable bag usage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv2mbj/if_people_started_saying_you_could_catch/ (CabbageGolem)
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Cat taking a shit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv2ltz/cat_taking_a_shit/ ([deleted])
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Most security never check the inside of your shoes during a pat down

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv2le9/most_security_never_check_the_inside_of_your/ (drinkableair)
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Every half generation is a whole generation away from a new half generation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv2l6e/every_half_generation_is_a_whole_generation_away/ (AnalystOfData)
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We have all learned inverted control by default with our phones and have no problems with it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv2kp7/we_have_all_learned_inverted_control_by_default/ (Merk121)
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Guns get all the credit despite bullets doing most of the work

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv2jw6/guns_get_all_the_credit_despite_bullets_doing/ (blue4029)
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See someone speak before hearing them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv2j4n/see_someone_speak_before_hearing_them/ ([deleted])
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First guy to ever get rick rolled was probably the guy how edited the video and watched the final result

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv2i67/first_guy_to_ever_get_rick_rolled_was_probably/ ([deleted])
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Donating a pint of blood is a boring experience but accidentally leaking a few ounces of blood is terrifying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv2hvr/donating_a_pint_of_blood_is_a_boring_experience/ (MetalButterflySocks)
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Growing a beard and quitting smoking are two impressive things you can do by literally doing nothing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv2fpi/growing_a_beard_and_quitting_smoking_are_two/ (Axedtea)
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The number of people getting smacked in the face by exercise bands has increased exponentially

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv2f6c/the_number_of_people_getting_smacked_in_the_face/ (Anxious_butwithFlair)
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Treating someone like a princess can be the Diana treatment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv2eua/treating_someone_like_a_princess_can_be_the_diana/ (Jazzolly)
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You’re probably in the background of a lot of photos that you’ll never see

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv2eg6/youre_probably_in_the_background_of_a_lot_of/ (JayBird843)
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King Arthur comes back when Britain faces its greatest threat, think about that.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv2dut/king_arthur_comes_back_when_britain_faces_its/ (Username-Checks-Out1)
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In the future product warranties will be like rosetta stones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv2blx/in_the_future_product_warranties_will_be_like/ (RedditsWit)
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Because every cell in your body replaces itself eventually, you’re literally not the same person as you were a few years ago anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv2b9x/because_every_cell_in_your_body_replaces_itself/ (DutchBlob)
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Tapping the wright places of a smartphone can make you become popular or even famous

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv29ka/tapping_the_wright_places_of_a_smartphone_can/ (blueboson123)
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An actor in real life could play as an actor who plays as an actor and so on. Actorception.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv2991/an_actor_in_real_life_could_play_as_an_actor_who/ (JRAggie)
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Sometimes were forced to choose the more lawful of two evils as opposed to the lesser.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv295m/sometimes_were_forced_to_choose_the_more_lawful/ (Foresight_2020)
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Learning the different sounds that animals make must have been much more important for our far ancestors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv292l/learning_the_different_sounds_that_animals_make/ (karma_enthusiastic)
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With all these people worrying about hair cuts, it looks like male pattern baldness for the win!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv2925/with_all_these_people_worrying_about_hair_cuts_it/ (canadiansince85)
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If you pee in a dream its basically a dream come true

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv27v0/if_you_pee_in_a_dream_its_basically_a_dream_come/ (CyberXarex)
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If everyone's wearing cloth coverings over their faces, gas station and liquor store employees are in for a few scares.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv250y/if_everyones_wearing_cloth_coverings_over_their/ (A_Friend_Indeed93)
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As soon as we’re all allowed to go out, anywhere nice will be ruined by the number of visitors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv22tp/as_soon_as_were_all_allowed_to_go_out_anywhere/ (spydabee)
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We think those at the front of the line at red lights are the lucky ones, but really they're unlucky as they just missed the previous green.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv22s1/we_think_those_at_the_front_of_the_line_at_red/ (Posti)
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If you’re still buying fresh produce, there’s more pressure than ever to pick apples without a bruise on the bottom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv22pd/if_youre_still_buying_fresh_produce_theres_more/ (jfi224)
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No one appreciates the ability to walk until it is taken away from them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv21k1/no_one_appreciates_the_ability_to_walk_until_it/ (SongsOfLightAndDark)
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No one can look cool while sleeping

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv2191/no_one_can_look_cool_while_sleeping/ (moneybot13)
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The taller a cake is, the more likely a slice of that cake will be eaten on its side.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv20um/the_taller_a_cake_is_the_more_likely_a_slice_of/ (crochetfiend)
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Humanity thinks it'll survive because it's the main character, but really it's only the main character because it's the one who survived so far.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv20rl/humanity_thinks_itll_survive_because_its_the_main/ (Semantiks)
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Before Reddit I used to know the ingredients of my shampoo bottle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv1sr2/before_reddit_i_used_to_know_the_ingredients_of/ (itsadaniel420)
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The person who came up with the slogan “What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas” probably has some serious shit to hide. The fact that it became the motto for an entire town and seemingly gives everyone a free pass just goes to show how fucked up we really are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv1sqs/the_person_who_came_up_with_the_slogan_what/ (Deanothedino)
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It's like humanity has been grounded for a year for being assholes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv1sm7/its_like_humanity_has_been_grounded_for_a_year/ (slightly_tired)
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If you grow out all your hair for a couple years you can become a true furry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv1rol/if_you_grow_out_all_your_hair_for_a_couple_years/ (B0HEMlA)
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Normal writing is to cursive as normal texting is to Swype

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv1oss/normal_writing_is_to_cursive_as_normal_texting_is/ (remnantechoes)
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The “eyes, ears, mouth, and nose” part of “Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes” will probably disappear given the state of things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv1oc5/the_eyes_ears_mouth_and_nose_part_of_head/ (void_juice)
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Factual recognition on our phones needs to find a way to account for the mask.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv1n4y/factual_recognition_on_our_phones_needs_to_find_a/ (scriptdog1)
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It must be terrifying to be an intelligent, aware child who knows that adults never really know what the hell they're doing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv1mhv/it_must_be_terrifying_to_be_an_intelligent_aware/ (CheezWong)
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Here’s a crazy idea: an mobile game that you have to use your phone keyboard to play

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv1l18/heres_a_crazy_idea_an_mobile_game_that_you_have/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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A real leader puts the well being of their followers before themself. People who are supposed to be our leaders have failed from the beginning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv1k26/a_real_leader_puts_the_well_being_of_their/ (Lovetogig)
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People who perform nose jobs have a nose job

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv1jq8/people_who_perform_nose_jobs_have_a_nose_job/ (Atalkingpizzabox)
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Sweet foods are the same thing as bread to ducks but to humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv1iv2/sweet_foods_are_the_same_thing_as_bread_to_ducks/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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Being alive is the real cause of death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv1hzt/being_alive_is_the_real_cause_of_death/ ([deleted])
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When looking at someone’s pictures on social media, the number of filters and how frequently they use them probably directly relates to their level of self-confidence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv1hbs/when_looking_at_someones_pictures_on_social_media/ (Deanothedino)
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If reincarnation is true, pigeons must’ve been true messiahs to be able to shit on people all their life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv1fow/if_reincarnation_is_true_pigeons_mustve_been_true/ (Goldendragon628)
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Most of these thoughts aren't even from the shower

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv1fo4/most_of_these_thoughts_arent_even_from_the_shower/ (Cactus_Smile)
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“As soon as possible” and “ASAP” register as different connotations of urgency.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv1fcv/as_soon_as_possible_and_asap_register_as/ (i-got-a-jar-of-rum)
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It's kind of crazy that dogs recognize other dogs no matter the size or shape.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv1f8j/its_kind_of_crazy_that_dogs_recognize_other_dogs/ (RedditCensorCouncil)
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Anything can be a scratch and sniff if you scratch it hard enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv1crw/anything_can_be_a_scratch_and_sniff_if_you/ (Qabbala)
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Must be a lot of video of missed trick shots on phones at the moment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv1a4l/must_be_a_lot_of_video_of_missed_trick_shots_on/ (cubenz)
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If the Earth were really flat, a lot of people would have to be participating in the spherical Earth lie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv1a09/if_the_earth_were_really_flat_a_lot_of_people/ (foxofok)
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A homeless turtle is a naked turtle and a naked turtle is a homeless turtle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv18z1/a_homeless_turtle_is_a_naked_turtle_and_a_naked/ (little_yeeet)
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Dying is really fatal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv18go/dying_is_really_fatal/ (VegansEatAnimals)
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Everyone who has had sex with Brian Griffin has willingly participated in beastiality

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv14a0/everyone_who_has_had_sex_with_brian_griffin_has/ (rad_strawberrydonut)
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Nuts are kind of like edible pieces of wood.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv13fx/nuts_are_kind_of_like_edible_pieces_of_wood/ (Emerald_Explorer95)
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If Game Of Thrones were real, all the characters who died earlier must be more curious and sad about what will happen in next episode rather than dying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv12op/if_game_of_thrones_were_real_all_the_characters/ (Kushal_p13)
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Ever since the first oceans existed there's been a constant chain of crashing waves and it hasn't stopped in billions of years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv11vr/ever_since_the_first_oceans_existed_theres_been_a/ (WaxDrinker)
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Weight scales are only compatible with Earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv10df/weight_scales_are_only_compatible_with_earth/ (MCUltraRetarded)
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chicken tender is short for chicken tenderloins.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv0ziy/chicken_tender_is_short_for_chicken_tenderloins/ (lonelyteen_onreddit)
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Branding cattle is the start of a bbq.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv0yqr/branding_cattle_is_the_start_of_a_bbq/ (Gary_October)
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We have liquor stores still open as they are considered an essential business, yet 100 years ago was the era of prohibition.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv0xts/we_have_liquor_stores_still_open_as_they_are/ (robb4217)
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"watch and learn" doesn't sound impressive if a teacher says to students.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv0xn8/watch_and_learn_doesnt_sound_impressive_if_a/ (256Moin256)
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Almost nobody has ever had a shit standing up or lying down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv0xhp/almost_nobody_has_ever_had_a_shit_standing_up_or/ (SMHorcrux)
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chicken tenders are actually chicken tinderLOINS

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv0xgd/chicken_tenders_are_actually_chicken_tinderloins/ ([deleted])
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Snapchat filters make facial disfigurement much more acceptable to people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv0wt6/snapchat_filters_make_facial_disfigurement_much/ (Retropally)
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Fruits are known as edible materials we find in nature (mostly on trees). When we put fruits through a squeezing process, their inner contents become liquids and we refer to them as juices.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv0wr1/fruits_are_known_as_edible_materials_we_find_in/ (SuperMegaDiabetes)
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Visiting banks could be a little more tense with people wearing facemasks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv0vls/visiting_banks_could_be_a_little_more_tense_with/ (WinstonMD)
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news headlines nowadays sound more like fantasy than reality

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv0vdx/news_headlines_nowadays_sound_more_like_fantasy/ (zhengfao)
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It is impossible to saddle a cat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv0um3/it_is_impossible_to_saddle_a_cat/ (Gary_October)
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The last square on the toilet paper is the first one that was put on it when it is being made

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv0sy9/the_last_square_on_the_toilet_paper_is_the_first/ (ethannn1)
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Working for Zuckerberg must be the holy grail for data scientist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv0sws/working_for_zuckerberg_must_be_the_holy_grail_for/ (lifrarpylsa)
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Respirator Masks w/ Exhaust Valves only protect you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv0sac/respirator_masks_w_exhaust_valves_only_protect_you/ (QuestionsFromFriends)
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Over a long enough timeframe, the rate of return for the stock market is -100%.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv0s1h/over_a_long_enough_timeframe_the_rate_of_return/ (msnf)
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Bruce Wayne doesn’t have children because the constant fixation on sing responsible for his parents’ murder gives him erectile dysfunction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv0qry/bruce_wayne_doesnt_have_children_because_the/ (GuantanamoEbay)
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It’s really impressive that Marshmello’s face hasn’t been leaked yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv0qgu/its_really_impressive_that_marshmellos_face_hasnt/ (Xero0504)
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Orange juice is the beer of fruit juices, while apple juice is the wine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv0poc/orange_juice_is_the_beer_of_fruit_juices_while/ ([deleted])
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Bruce Wayne’s splooge is actually just millions of little flying bats.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv0oam/bruce_waynes_splooge_is_actually_just_millions_of/ (GuantanamoEbay)
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The human brain named itself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv0o9n/the_human_brain_named_itself/ (eatshitpitt6969)
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On a certain level, everything on earth is solar powered.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv0nfx/on_a_certain_level_everything_on_earth_is_solar/ (1pointtwentyone)
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The structures on a playGROUND elevate you off the GROUND

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv0mo3/the_structures_on_a_playground_elevate_you_off/ (LockLemonCake)
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The Matrix movie is our glitch in the matrix

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv0kox/the_matrix_movie_is_our_glitch_in_the_matrix/ (KinceZ)
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r/showerthoughts is mostly just low key conspiracy theories.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv0jk3/rshowerthoughts_is_mostly_just_low_key_conspiracy/ (yoursISnowMINE)
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With millions of birthdays daily, "Happy Birthday" likely holds the record for the most sung-song

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv0hlz/with_millions_of_birthdays_daily_happy_birthday/ (peepeeandpoopooman)
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At a certain point, Monopoly stops being about playing the game and starts to be a competition of who will last the longest

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv0ge9/at_a_certain_point_monopoly_stops_being_about/ (stop-right-therr)
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Being fat is one of the few problems you can actually run away from

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv0g5c/being_fat_is_one_of_the_few_problems_you_can/ (Kennyp0o)
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Strike first, strike hard, no mercy is valid self defense strategy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv0g52/strike_first_strike_hard_no_mercy_is_valid_self/ (rennstrecke)
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Despite being an academic urban legend, "pass by catastrophe" is on the verge of being a real thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv0g51/despite_being_an_academic_urban_legend_pass_by/ (Nicholas-Pressey)
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We can see our nose at all times, we just choose to ignore it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv0ews/we_can_see_our_nose_at_all_times_we_just_choose/ (sillytrail882)
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A bullet does it's job only after it's been fired

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv0ehl/a_bullet_does_its_job_only_after_its_been_fired/ (itsyourboikroth)
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Warnings against contacts has two meanings but the same purpose.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv0cvb/warnings_against_contacts_has_two_meanings_but/ (mustardway)
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With everyone starting to wear face masks while going out, Eyedrops like Visine and ClearEyes are going to go up in demand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv0c3t/with_everyone_starting_to_wear_face_masks_while/ (N0tMyDyJ0b)
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The Sort Comments By needs a shuffle option.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv0bk6/the_sort_comments_by_needs_a_shuffle_option/ (Skinnieguy)
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You'd realize how violent Where's Waldo is if it fast-forwarded five seconds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv09xj/youd_realize_how_violent_wheres_waldo_is_if_it/ (Moody_Tuna)
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The more advanced our technology becomes, the smarter it gets, the smaller it gets. If that applied in nature then bugs are smarter than we think.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv09a5/the_more_advanced_our_technology_becomes_the/ (real_human_person)
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"Empty" aerosol cans are still full, just not pressurized

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv084x/empty_aerosol_cans_are_still_full_just_not/ (GungeonManiac1)
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People probably aren’t laughing at their Depression era relatives’ frugal ways any longer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv07m2/people_probably_arent_laughing_at_their/ (utch-unit)
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You haven’t seen a Lysol commercial in a while

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv05hk/you_havent_seen_a_lysol_commercial_in_a_while/ (shorwood60)
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The objective of golf is to play as little golf as possible

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv05c4/the_objective_of_golf_is_to_play_as_little_golf/ (maxdunnowhoheis)
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Litter dependent wildlife will start to suffer the longer we stay inside.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv05bb/litter_dependent_wildlife_will_start_to_suffer/ ([deleted])
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If you’re not laying on the ground, cows are almost always rocking some serious side-boob.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv03tn/if_youre_not_laying_on_the_ground_cows_are_almost/ (Celestial_Inferno)
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Earth has 365 birthDAYS and 7 billion BIRTHdays.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv03el/earth_has_365_birthdays_and_7_billion_birthdays/ (JuliusJustice)
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Nothing is more anxiety provoking than the sound of an egg rolling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv02td/nothing_is_more_anxiety_provoking_than_the_sound/ (Geesetape)
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Trolls are the only race we are allowed to dislike

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv025s/trolls_are_the_only_race_we_are_allowed_to_dislike/ (karto2287)
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Suddenly all the germs we used to worry about seem far less dangerous.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fv0007/suddenly_all_the_germs_we_used_to_worry_about/ (itsmyfirsttimegoeasy)
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The word remarkable is a declaration of how something is worthy of a remark, whilst also being a remark in itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuzzzq/the_word_remarkable_is_a_declaration_of_how/ (Dontgoadthechoad)
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Cannibals would lose their minds were they to discover that a whole subculture of people exists who live on beer, get regular massages, and never leave their comfortable chairs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuzxj1/cannibals_would_lose_their_minds_were_they_to/ (Y2KoNo)
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If you tell someone you haven't pooped in a month, you are either full of shit or REALLY full of shit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuzwo1/if_you_tell_someone_you_havent_pooped_in_a_month/ (creon)
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Community must have opened up a portal for us to the darkest timeline.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuzn29/community_must_have_opened_up_a_portal_for_us_to/ (wxguy215)
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Brush your teeth before wearing a mask.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuzjvv/brush_your_teeth_before_wearing_a_mask/ (lactom)
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Trauma creates change you don't choose. Healing is about creating change you do choose.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuzjq2/trauma_creates_change_you_dont_choose_healing_is/ (ritzz2_0)
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Romans celebrated spring by eating fetal rabbits, which explains why the Easter Bunny refused to leave them candy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuzi00/romans_celebrated_spring_by_eating_fetal_rabbits/ (phereiamtosavetheday)
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Technicallyc, s’mores are barbecue sandwiches.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuzhor/technicallyc_smores_are_barbecue_sandwiches/ (jacobsredditusername)
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Trying to get something off of a high shelf makes you do a Nazi salute

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuzhin/trying_to_get_something_off_of_a_high_shelf_makes/ (AilanMoone)
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Rappers must have to change out their dollar sign chains when they have concerts in other countries.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuzh18/rappers_must_have_to_change_out_their_dollar_sign/ (xthewalkman)
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Dogs are probably just as annoyed by our talking as we are by their barking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuzgrg/dogs_are_probably_just_as_annoyed_by_our_talking/ (marcblank)
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Your past self has really high hopes for you, don't let him down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuzfxp/your_past_self_has_really_high_hopes_for_you_dont/ (lonewolf124260)
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By flattening the curve, you’re turning a sad frown into a slightly less sad frown.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuzfbc/by_flattening_the_curve_youre_turning_a_sad_frown/ (TytosLannister)
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On sale beer is both a bargain and a bar gain

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuzem5/on_sale_beer_is_both_a_bargain_and_a_bar_gain/ (jquick958)
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A full head of hair can be so beautiful until one strand is taken and placed on a piece of food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuzb2v/a_full_head_of_hair_can_be_so_beautiful_until_one/ ([deleted])
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People who sleep with arms under the pillow will be really fucked if they loose an arm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuzay1/people_who_sleep_with_arms_under_the_pillow_will/ (HackermanMcHacking)
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No matter how advanced technology gets, humans will always write on the walls

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuzaux/no_matter_how_advanced_technology_gets_humans/ (redneckvet)
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If you’re an only child and live with your parents, you’re technically constantly third wheeling

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuzasq/if_youre_an_only_child_and_live_with_your_parents/ (HRPr03)
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The worlds most “unsinkable” ships are at the bottom of the ocean

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuzafk/the_worlds_most_unsinkable_ships_are_at_the/ (siyork)
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A girl singing about how she's a Bad Guy is a lot more popular then a boy singing about how he's a Good Girl

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuz96z/a_girl_singing_about_how_shes_a_bad_guy_is_a_lot/ (DavidJBell)
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Maybe we are being prepped for a mass relocation to Mars 2021

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuz965/maybe_we_are_being_prepped_for_a_mass_relocation/ (blahblahrasputan)
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Going to bed 5 minutes later doesn't make a difference, but having 5 extra minutes in the morning does.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuz8i6/going_to_bed_5_minutes_later_doesnt_make_a/ (3wheeledrocket)
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Stalin used a prototype of Photoshop, a Proto-Photoshop if you will.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuz8bd/stalin_used_a_prototype_of_photoshop_a/ (ThePathogenicRuler)
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Procrastinators have nowhere to hide if you don’t work in essential services

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuz8a6/procrastinators_have_nowhere_to_hide_if_you_dont/ (Irv-Elephant)
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April 1st is a bad day to ask someone out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuz7lv/april_1st_is_a_bad_day_to_ask_someone_out/ (3wheeledrocket)
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It's weird how we get new superpowers for a moment, when we really need to do something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuz63b/its_weird_how_we_get_new_superpowers_for_a_moment/ ([deleted])
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We're going to be getting a lot of repeat commercials since they can't film any new ones for a while.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuz5gq/were_going_to_be_getting_a_lot_of_repeat/ (tkcool73)
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Being a helmet designer in the Star Wars universe must be a frustrating and unrewarding occupation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuz4qt/being_a_helmet_designer_in_the_star_wars_universe/ (Project_XXVIII)
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There was no real reason to make centimeters, inches etc the length they are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuz4j7/there_was_no_real_reason_to_make_centimeters/ (ThePaperEmpire)
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GER is actually Uno Reverse Card the stand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuz44z/ger_is_actually_uno_reverse_card_the_stand/ (BladeDash101)
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Something has lived his whole life without knowing what he looks like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuz41e/something_has_lived_his_whole_life_without/ ([deleted])
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Most of our stress is based on arbitrary contract that we have to do x amount of stuff in 24 hours.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuz33z/most_of_our_stress_is_based_on_arbitrary_contract/ (Lum1nar)
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Nylonkong, the three most important and influential cities on earth, are all directly caused by the good ol British empire

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuz2x1/nylonkong_the_three_most_important_and/ (AlxIp)
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If You Are A Sign Language Translator Then Business Is Booming

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuz2lt/if_you_are_a_sign_language_translator_then/ (Dickie__Crickets)
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You distinctively scroll down to see more whenever you go on a mobile app

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuz25r/you_distinctively_scroll_down_to_see_more/ (Armitage_Shanked)
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People are locked inside because of which there might be a chance that a lot of babies are going to be born in January 2021.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuz1zs/people_are_locked_inside_because_of_which_there/ (dhaklal)
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Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuyzb0/hyphenated_nonhyphenated_the_irony/ ([deleted])
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One of the shortest horror stories is you're the last human alive in the world and sleeping in a room, when you wake up at morning the door was locked from the outside.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuyyhn/one_of_the_shortest_horror_stories_is_youre_the/ (256Moin256)
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When the Amazon rainforest was on fire last year we were killing the Earths lungs. Earth is getting payback.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuyx1c/when_the_amazon_rainforest_was_on_fire_last_year/ (dontforgettotip)
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A gay/bisexual version of The Bachelor wouldn’t be accepted, but a gay/bisexual version of The Bachelorette would.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuyw6w/a_gaybisexual_version_of_the_bachelor_wouldnt_be/ (Jason--with-a-Y)
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The parents of famous physicists are the one that gave us our units nomenclature.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuyv2c/the_parents_of_famous_physicists_are_the_one_that/ (MoonlessNightss)
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In women's clothes you have to buy the pockets separately.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuyv1o/in_womens_clothes_you_have_to_buy_the_pockets/ (MayoIsSpicy6699420)
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If we really could switch lives with a rich business man we would most likely be fired almost immediately due to having no clue what the hell we are doing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuyums/if_we_really_could_switch_lives_with_a_rich/ (AmazingAlasdair)
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Lamps in videogames use real electricity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuyu92/lamps_in_videogames_use_real_electricity/ (Bergfinn-al-Duri)
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With the shortages of rubbing alcohol, moonshiners could be literal heroes if they changed their recipes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuyttk/with_the_shortages_of_rubbing_alcohol_moonshiners/ (ivanthemute)
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Come summer, the Rennaisance beauty standards will be restored

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuyt93/come_summer_the_rennaisance_beauty_standards_will/ (Austen_TL)
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Combine AI and statistics with Virtual Reality, and at some point pro sports will be just as entertaining as real life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuyspr/combine_ai_and_statistics_with_virtual_reality/ (shahooster)
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Happy Friwedmonsuntuesaturday. Make it a good one!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuys74/happy_friwedmonsuntuesaturday_make_it_a_good_one/ (Bobatronic)
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Grass is the Earths hair.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuyr8l/grass_is_the_earths_hair/ (ScrumHardorGoHome)
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Nowadays, all school work is homework

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuyqum/nowadays_all_school_work_is_homework/ (anthonyohmygosh)
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You might live your whole life without discovering what your favorite movie or song is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuyqjs/you_might_live_your_whole_life_without/ (MoonlessNightss)
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All of a sudden a lot of companies REALLY care about their customers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuyqf2/all_of_a_sudden_a_lot_of_companies_really_care/ (JavGas)
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The fact that people give others gift cards instead of regular cash is proof that it's the thought that counts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuyqer/the_fact_that_people_give_others_gift_cards/ (thefinalwordyaheard)
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If we took all the dwarves in the world and put them in a secluded country, there would actually be a race and land of the dwarves in a few hundred years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuyq55/if_we_took_all_the_dwarves_in_the_world_and_put/ (TheDrunkBanana)
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You could be unaware of a physical deformities of your own

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuyntn/you_could_be_unaware_of_a_physical_deformities_of/ (Outta-Control-RC)
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When you clean something, you're dirtying another thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuynoh/when_you_clean_something_youre_dirtying_another/ (RoughRider360)
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"No Homo" has a higher persuasion chance than "please"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuyloc/no_homo_has_a_higher_persuasion_chance_than_please/ (karto2287)
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Your weight x .6 divided by 8 equals the number of gallons of water in your body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuyl2r/your_weight_x_6_divided_by_8_equals_the_number_of/ (beepbeepsmash)
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You don't change your dreams for people, you change people for your dreams. That's how you get there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuyj8c/you_dont_change_your_dreams_for_people_you_change/ (therealtarun)
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The musical version of an electric toothbrush would sound like a sitar

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuyj40/the_musical_version_of_an_electric_toothbrush/ (VirusFreeNewt)
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People are mad they have to line up to get into Walmart for their safety,yet they love lining up on Black Friday to get a discount non essential item.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuydzw/people_are_mad_they_have_to_line_up_to_get_into/ (PlayboyCG)
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The chubby / fat creatures are loved, except for humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuydbr/the_chubby_fat_creatures_are_loved_except_for/ (bitchybigpig)
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Amazon.com is a real life version of buy-n-large from the movie wall-e

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuycrr/amazoncom_is_a_real_life_version_of_buynlarge/ (Frankthetank8)
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In ~15 years we’re all going to be complaining that the originally Harry Potter movies were better

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuycgj/in_15_years_were_all_going_to_be_complaining_that/ (ImOvercompensating)
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One night stands are deadlier than ever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuybi1/one_night_stands_are_deadlier_than_ever/ (Seedpound)
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When we blow a dandelion and spread its seeds we are doing the work of Mother Nature for her.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuyacs/when_we_blow_a_dandelion_and_spread_its_seeds_we/ (Deanothedino)
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Mid 30s is the earliest age it becomes socially acceptable to feel attracted to both a daughter and her mother

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuy94j/mid_30s_is_the_earliest_age_it_becomes_socially/ (wattsandvars)
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The paradigm of human consciousness would shift upon the arrival of verified intelligent extra terrestrial life on earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuy6rh/the_paradigm_of_human_consciousness_would_shift/ (daddyGDOG)
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The saying "let's cut to the chase" probably stemmed from police movies that always had a car chase.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuy5fw/the_saying_lets_cut_to_the_chase_probably_stemmed/ ([deleted])
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The saying "let's cut to the chase" probably stemmed from police movies that always had a car chase.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuy5fu/the_saying_lets_cut_to_the_chase_probably_stemmed/ (Ferteqw2)
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A bunch of people have probably had a flamewar with a celebrity and not known it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuy5c2/a_bunch_of_people_have_probably_had_a_flamewar/ (Volrum_)
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Falling off a cliff is easy to survive, it’s when you stop falling that kills you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuy4w5/falling_off_a_cliff_is_easy_to_survive_its_when/ (MajesticSatire)
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Some people live their whole lives without discovering what would have been their favourite song

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuy4dr/some_people_live_their_whole_lives_without/ (Paul_Dogba)
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Someone had definitely had the same train of thought as you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuy2sr/someone_had_definitely_had_the_same_train_of/ (puns-sometimes)
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Jumping up and down is not possible as gravity pulls us down

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuy2pa/jumping_up_and_down_is_not_possible_as_gravity/ (Waffle_King567)
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Sleeping becomes gradually more important as you grow older

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuy02d/sleeping_becomes_gradually_more_important_as_you/ (Pvchi)
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Female nudity is appreciated. Male nudity is not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuxzyi/female_nudity_is_appreciated_male_nudity_is_not/ (roastedtoperfection)
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It would make more sense to spend taxpayer money on internet connectivity instead of adding more lanes to commuter roads.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuxznv/it_would_make_more_sense_to_spend_taxpayer_money/ (housewifeonfridays)
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red-green colorblind people usually can't tell when a barrel is explosive in games

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuxzjy/redgreen_colorblind_people_usually_cant_tell_when/ (Danielsghost)
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Bullets only do their job when they're fired

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuxxt1/bullets_only_do_their_job_when_theyre_fired/ (Pepedarealone)
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Garlic is great for plagues. It fights germs and ensures no one will get near you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuxwj7/garlic_is_great_for_plagues_it_fights_germs_and/ ([deleted])
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If it wasn't for mobile phones, we'd probably be way better at typing on actual keyboards

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuxv8c/if_it_wasnt_for_mobile_phones_wed_probably_be_way/ (indisgice)
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All dental floss containers are travel size.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuxulf/all_dental_floss_containers_are_travel_size/ (SSDD1)
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There are probably a few outlaws out there who think they’re responsible for creating the recent fashion trend of wearing a bandana on your face.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuxu59/there_are_probably_a_few_outlaws_out_there_who/ (redditpey)
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A lot of animals that used to rely on human interaction are starving.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuxq9v/a_lot_of_animals_that_used_to_rely_on_human/ (ThunderGunExpress-)
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The Statue of Liberty came from France, so technically she is an immigrant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuxo8g/the_statue_of_liberty_came_from_france_so/ (OccamsBeard)
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There isn't any 'black' light. No, not that UV-A shit, BLACK light

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuxnnh/there_isnt_any_black_light_no_not_that_uva_shit/ (theodore_bundy_)
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Most people would rather be in the coffin than giving the Eulogy before a crowd

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuxnj1/most_people_would_rather_be_in_the_coffin_than/ (Dashover)
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Pornstars and Singers are both well know for what they can do with their mouth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuxmpy/pornstars_and_singers_are_both_well_know_for_what/ (AilanMoone)
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Anybody can be a cyborg. All you need is a telescope.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuxlr3/anybody_can_be_a_cyborg_all_you_need_is_a/ (LegoPrizeDecade)
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Go away with all that dystopian future talk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuxhrp/go_away_with_all_that_dystopian_future_talk/ (Motivator30)
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Since people usually gain a small amount of weight during the day and lose it overnight, there is a global wave of human weight that follows the sun through the sky.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuxgjs/since_people_usually_gain_a_small_amount_of/ (throwaway_2837)
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A huge part of society can't fail NoNutNovember

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuxggb/a_huge_part_of_society_cant_fail_nonutnovember/ (KREnZE113)
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All pilots literally fly by the seat of their pants

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuxg27/all_pilots_literally_fly_by_the_seat_of_their/ (Dashover)
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The objective of golf is to play the least amount of golf.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuxf5g/the_objective_of_golf_is_to_play_the_least_amount/ (rajeev0718)
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Never again has turned out to be a hollow pledge.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuxegn/never_again_has_turned_out_to_be_a_hollow_pledge/ (TheWickedSon)
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Most people would rather risk death than look silly in public

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuxc8w/most_people_would_rather_risk_death_than_look/ (death_awaits_us_all)
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Potato bread (bread made from potato flour instead of wheat flour) technically qualifies as a baked potato

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuxazp/potato_bread_bread_made_from_potato_flour_instead/ (d_handsoap)
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In the future when humans can talk to animals animal whisperers would change their professions to animal therapists

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuxacp/in_the_future_when_humans_can_talk_to_animals/ (legallytaken)
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Root beer tastes great at any temperature.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuxaav/root_beer_tastes_great_at_any_temperature/ (VerbotenPublish)
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The human body is an assembly line that creates waste products.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fux9lj/the_human_body_is_an_assembly_line_that_creates/ (redneckvet)
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It's not discrimination if you hate everyone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fux8x8/its_not_discrimination_if_you_hate_everyone/ (protoboy63755)
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You can consider the 2016 summer olympics to be Winter Olympics because it was technically winter in Rio

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fux8dx/you_can_consider_the_2016_summer_olympics_to_be/ (Expired-green-banana)
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In a couple of hundred million years the new dominant species of the planet might find some human remains preserved in tar, clone them and open a park for visitors to come look at us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fux7l5/in_a_couple_of_hundred_million_years_the_new/ (IVAISW)
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We are living through an event that our children/grandchildren will likely read about in history books.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fux5ex/we_are_living_through_an_event_that_our/ (Mr_Dabski)
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Wingardium Leviosa is viagra for wizards.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fux4az/wingardium_leviosa_is_viagra_for_wizards/ (Slightly0ddd)
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A pond is an island made of water surrounded by land

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fux33c/a_pond_is_an_island_made_of_water_surrounded_by/ (ALEXSUARUS)
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Radio talk shows were the first podcasts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fux1s8/radio_talk_shows_were_the_first_podcasts/ (trivorow)
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Young people want to look old and old people want to look young

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fux0zc/young_people_want_to_look_old_and_old_people_want/ (Nehorai11)
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Lectures on ”Engagment” and ”Civil Discourse” is the new ”Why did you make him hit you?”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fux0f9/lectures_on_engagment_and_civil_discourse_is_the/ (NovemberOctoberBro)
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Before cameras, no one could have known what their face looked like with both eyes shut.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuwzaa/before_cameras_no_one_could_have_known_what_their/ (peteonthebeat_)
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Unless you can “jump up” high enough to reach escape velocity for a human being and leave the Earth’s orbit, telling someone to “get down” afterwards is redundant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuwygt/unless_you_can_jump_up_high_enough_to_reach/ (fiteMILK)
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Any pizza is "personal sized" if you're hungry enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuwyen/any_pizza_is_personal_sized_if_youre_hungry_enough/ (RobMV03)
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Giving new meaning to “Going out to get a killer haircut.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuwtt7/giving_new_meaning_to_going_out_to_get_a_killer/ (treelovingaytheist)
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People love small, cute things until it’s a bug.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuwto6/people_love_small_cute_things_until_its_a_bug/ (Mentalskllnss)
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The worlds tallest person can't pick on someone their own size even if they wanted to

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuwt6q/the_worlds_tallest_person_cant_pick_on_someone/ (Merry_Dankmas)
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You rarely notice that your tongue follows your toothbrush when brushing your teeth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuwr82/you_rarely_notice_that_your_tongue_follows_your/ (gallon-of-vinegar)
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If gossip is "spilling the tea," then an editorial is throwing the tea into the ocean

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuwqxh/if_gossip_is_spilling_the_tea_then_an_editorial/ (GiornoGiomamma)
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When watching Jamie Oliver, one could get the impression that his life's work is finding excuses to consume large amounts of olive oil

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuwq1j/when_watching_jamie_oliver_one_could_get_the/ (AlrightyAlmighty)
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Considering the number of people who get morning-wood, and also that the sun is always rising somewhere, there's a wave of erections around world like the football fan crowd wave, and its been there forever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuwnyb/considering_the_number_of_people_who_get/ (ayushdes)
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Bank tellers must be particularly on edge with all these people walking in with masks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuwjd3/bank_tellers_must_be_particularly_on_edge_with/ (clewjb)
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One day “zoomer” will be kids’ way of dissing old people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuwhub/one_day_zoomer_will_be_kids_way_of_dissing_old/ (lighterfire33)
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Growing up you could tell if you were at a rich kids house if you had real maple syrup for breakfast

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuwgu7/growing_up_you_could_tell_if_you_were_at_a_rich/ (CardiacSchmardiac)
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Every person's perception of colour could be radically different, and we would have no way of telling because we can't see what they see, how they see it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuwg3c/every_persons_perception_of_colour_could_be/ (Generic_DummyFucker)
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The sales of ties have probably dropped dramatically hopefully will never rebound

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuwfh2/the_sales_of_ties_have_probably_dropped/ (moneybot13)
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With online learning the amount of school shootings will go down

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuhjek/with_online_learning_the_amount_of_school/ (Lololol1243)
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The average person has more than the average number of arms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuhhpv/the_average_person_has_more_than_the_average/ (Tablenarue)
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The more advanced technology gets the more likely we are to get hero villain combos like Batman and joker

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuhgtd/the_more_advanced_technology_gets_the_more_likely/ (DATS6)
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Money can't buy love, but it can give you more opportunities to find it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuhfhq/money_cant_buy_love_but_it_can_give_you_more/ (__FilthyFingers__)
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The vast majority of "funny moments" will never be seen again since they weren't recorded

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuhdup/the_vast_majority_of_funny_moments_will_never_be/ (LolsEUW)
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Everything you do is "manipulative," but the word only applies if you are aware of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuhdtd/everything_you_do_is_manipulative_but_the_word/ (hephaestion356)
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Friggin is the frickin version of frickin, which is the frickin version of fuckin

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuhd7m/friggin_is_the_frickin_version_of_frickin_which/ (edgy-toaster)
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Simba and Nala were probably related

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuhcst/simba_and_nala_were_probably_related/ (consaykwa)
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Bagel Holes seem like the most common-sense innovation not yet created. You can just dip them in the cream cheese and not get overly stuffed from a full Bagel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuhba0/bagel_holes_seem_like_the_most_commonsense/ (Deanothedino)
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Saying "stay safe" to homeless people is more important than saying it to rest of the people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuh9wk/saying_stay_safe_to_homeless_people_is_more/ (256Moin256)
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Technically every page in a book can be a first page

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuh7gi/technically_every_page_in_a_book_can_be_a_first/ (boobybobby12)
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At least we don't have to worry about speeding in a school zone for a while

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuh7dl/at_least_we_dont_have_to_worry_about_speeding_in/ (ricodued)
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The colder beer gets, the nicer it tastes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuh6sl/the_colder_beer_gets_the_nicer_it_tastes/ (step6666)
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Lamps in video games are using real electricity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuh5yw/lamps_in_video_games_are_using_real_electricity/ ([deleted])
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Your iPhone is considered “yours” just because you input the right login information.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuh5rx/your_iphone_is_considered_yours_just_because_you/ (alecspark33)
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People tend to ask "Where do you work?" But never actually want to know the location of the workplace

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuh4jy/people_tend_to_ask_where_do_you_work_but_never/ (Mrcool334)
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"Google" in Pig Latin sounds pretty funny.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuh498/google_in_pig_latin_sounds_pretty_funny/ (TheBroWhoLifts)
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Harambe crew would destroy tiger king crew

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuh48r/harambe_crew_would_destroy_tiger_king_crew/ (howareya79)
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QR code tattoos will probably be a big thing once VR takes over.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fugzqc/qr_code_tattoos_will_probably_be_a_big_thing_once/ (Despicable_carl)
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Y'know... Maybe they didn't leave you on read. You just made them speechless

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fugzdw/yknow_maybe_they_didnt_leave_you_on_read_you_just/ (yaskieeeeer)
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You know a word for a women who sews, but you don't know one for a man who sews

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fugtov/you_know_a_word_for_a_women_who_sews_but_you_dont/ (ImSuchAGemini)
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Valve opens, steam is released.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fugtad/valve_opens_steam_is_released/ (Petterrs96)
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Desktop computers went from being for nerds, to being for everyone, to being for nerds again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fugrvo/desktop_computers_went_from_being_for_nerds_to/ (ReverendHerby)
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There's probably a fair few pissed off people out there with half finished tattoos at the moment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fugpfi/theres_probably_a_fair_few_pissed_off_people_out/ (Bonelesszeeebra)
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Popularity with women could make or break any app.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fugmvy/popularity_with_women_could_make_or_break_any_app/ (roastedtoperfection)
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Parents telling teenager they shouldn't be depressed (because they're fortunate) is the same reason why the general public is telling rich people they shouldn't be upset.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fugmdh/parents_telling_teenager_they_shouldnt_be/ (JojoRiceBubbles)
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Ain’t no sunshine when he’s gone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuglgl/aint_no_sunshine_when_hes_gone/ (kapncrutch)
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People who reassure you that they won’t judge you will 100% judge you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fugld2/people_who_reassure_you_that_they_wont_judge_you/ (roastedtoperfection)
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Sometimes the answer to a question is an argument.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fugjuu/sometimes_the_answer_to_a_question_is_an_argument/ (baginthewindnowwsail)
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It’ll never be possible to clean a floor perfectly with a broom because of that little line of dust that stays on the floor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fugi9v/itll_never_be_possible_to_clean_a_floor_perfectly/ (FauconMath8)
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We never realise how strong our teeth and jaw bite really are until we try to crush M&M's with our fingers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuggof/we_never_realise_how_strong_our_teeth_and_jaw/ (Z_Ze_Zed)
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So weird that we like to go to other countries on holiday and be "wealthy" there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fugfas/so_weird_that_we_like_to_go_to_other_countries_on/ (DaveyDaa)
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National anthems are technically country music.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fugeca/national_anthems_are_technically_country_music/ (stripyKiwi)
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You only watch a movie or series because you think their lives are more interesting than your own.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fugdeu/you_only_watch_a_movie_or_series_because_you/ (DaveyDaa)
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The older you get the more noises you make when bending down

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fugckr/the_older_you_get_the_more_noises_you_make_when/ (step6666)
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The reason short people are always angry is because they are closer to hell.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fugbov/the_reason_short_people_are_always_angry_is/ (MrCaffeineFree)
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Lamps in video games do use real electricity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fug9ie/lamps_in_video_games_do_use_real_electricity/ (Rahul001122)
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You only watch a movie or series because you think their lifes are more interesting than your own.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fug6uf/you_only_watch_a_movie_or_series_because_you/ (DaveyDaa)
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Online, people put their "life story" before their recipe so they can subtly squeeze as many ads as they can onto the page.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fug3ba/online_people_put_their_life_story_before_their/ (TunafishSandworm)
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A semi truck is bigger than a truck, in general.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fug39b/a_semi_truck_is_bigger_than_a_truck_in_general/ (7i75)
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It’s weird how much more we enjoy something out of nostalgia.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fug2jd/its_weird_how_much_more_we_enjoy_something_out_of/ (Julianus2503)
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Everyone is playing their own celebrity Big brother in their own house with challenges as their tasks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fug154/everyone_is_playing_their_own_celebrity_big/ (VYSAKH_V)
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In VR games, the NPCs must be wondering why the main characters keep touching their face.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fug0rs/in_vr_games_the_npcs_must_be_wondering_why_the/ (pur__0_0__)
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Remember, back in the day, when straws were the biggest issue the planet faced.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fug0k8/remember_back_in_the_day_when_straws_were_the/ (LT-COL-Obvious)
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Barbers and hairdressers are going to be super excited to get back to work. Until they see what we have done to ourselves without them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fufzx9/barbers_and_hairdressers_are_going_to_be_super/ (WaffleMints)
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The most annoying part of being on an email list is the constant notifications from people asking to be removed from the email list.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fufzmm/the_most_annoying_part_of_being_on_an_email_list/ (QueenElsaArrendelle)
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Talented people are often disgusted with their own creations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fufx34/talented_people_are_often_disgusted_with_their/ (roastedtoperfection)
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A handful of Pizza delivery guys know the addresses of some very famous internet people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fufwu2/a_handful_of_pizza_delivery_guys_know_the/ (AlexOddity)
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Whoever said "Good things come in small packages" probably had a small penis

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fufwqk/whoever_said_good_things_come_in_small_packages/ (chrmon2)
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Trees probably love the first good wind after the last frosts of winter. Like The Tinman, "Damn it feels good to actually move again.".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fufwpn/trees_probably_love_the_first_good_wind_after_the/ (FlipGordon)
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The way keyboards are arranged just goes to show if we practice anything long enough we will become decent at it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fufvt9/the_way_keyboards_are_arranged_just_goes_to_show/ (Deanothedino)
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Nobody can be a middle child their whole life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fufv7a/nobody_can_be_a_middle_child_their_whole_life/ (kat9274)
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You may have seen one of your dog’s or cat’s siblings online without knowing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fufuba/you_may_have_seen_one_of_your_dogs_or_cats/ (mjd1119)
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Given the observed behavior of people lately, it makes much greater sense why people in movies hide their zombie bites.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuftje/given_the_observed_behavior_of_people_lately_it/ (thedeadwillwalk)
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In many different aspects, you can be addicted to literally anything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuftbk/in_many_different_aspects_you_can_be_addicted_to/ (raginghumpback)
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The pupil of an eye seems similar in function and look of a mini black hole, with the iris surrounding it being like a mini nebula

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuft8f/the_pupil_of_an_eye_seems_similar_in_function_and/ (Safeones)
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Normal people get normal results

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fufqoj/normal_people_get_normal_results/ (james13ondzz)
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There are no airbags in most car games.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fufqm2/there_are_no_airbags_in_most_car_games/ (ransomedagger)
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90% of people who know anything about astrology learned it from Beyblade

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fufol7/90_of_people_who_know_anything_about_astrology/ (Cynical-Loner)
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Future generation won't know the click sound.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fufody/future_generation_wont_know_the_click_sound/ (artemis_irelia)
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Eduaction could go way faster were it not driven by profit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fufo6z/eduaction_could_go_way_faster_were_it_not_driven/ (XGen26)
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Education could happen way faster were it not driven by profit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fufnje/education_could_happen_way_faster_were_it_not/ ([deleted])
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Drinking a drink with a straw always tastes better, especially if your teeth are sensitive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuflel/drinking_a_drink_with_a_straw_always_tastes/ (Beeinho)
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An emergency supplies pack would make a great birthday gift, especially in countries with natural disasters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fufkqf/an_emergency_supplies_pack_would_make_a_great/ (DojoDaniel)
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Bigfoot or Bigfeet is probably less paranoid about being seen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fufkp3/bigfoot_or_bigfeet_is_probably_less_paranoid/ (Foodmonkeyman)
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In times like these you realise how self-centred and selfish famous celebrities and sportspersons are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fufkk9/in_times_like_these_you_realise_how_selfcentred/ (grittygatorr)
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People in the international space station must be quite happy in these crazy times that is if they don't have any family down here...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fufjmu/people_in_the_international_space_station_must_be/ (Scorpionaute)
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When you make a disgusted face you are squinting with your mouth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fufiyv/when_you_make_a_disgusted_face_you_are_squinting/ (AYAYAYYAYYA)
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We pride ourselves as a society that is accepting and respectful but a lot of us are still cautious to accept trans men and women as the gender that they identify themselves as.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fufifw/we_pride_ourselves_as_a_society_that_is_accepting/ (roastedtoperfection)
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In 5 seconds you're gonna feel itching.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fufi9s/in_5_seconds_youre_gonna_feel_itching/ (mr_no_it_alll)
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Alex Jones rages probably caused him to look ten years older than his actual age.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuffu2/alex_jones_rages_probably_caused_him_to_look_ten/ (Jndst21)
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You can officially qualify as an adult once you have a plastic bag with other plastic bags inside

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fufehg/you_can_officially_qualify_as_an_adult_once_you/ (Hannibal-)
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Women are angry when their period comes early, but scared when their period is late.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fufdo3/women_are_angry_when_their_period_comes_early_but/ (YoviQ)
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A hospital's main purpose is to put itself out of business

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fufbda/a_hospitals_main_purpose_is_to_put_itself_out_of/ (FlameHedzz19)
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Writers have propably created more creative ways to rob a bank than actual bank robbers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fufa6b/writers_have_propably_created_more_creative_ways/ (MRYZIU)
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Lots of wild animals are wondering where we all are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuf9um/lots_of_wild_animals_are_wondering_where_we_all/ (Berthole)
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Self-driving cars are eventually going to make us look like toddlers who pretend like they're driving at the wheel of their toy cars

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuf7cq/selfdriving_cars_are_eventually_going_to_make_us/ (gibson_mel)
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Brown is nothing more than dark orange

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuf6s0/brown_is_nothing_more_than_dark_orange/ ([deleted])
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Nature is having a blast/party since no one is outside

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuf6b8/nature_is_having_a_blastparty_since_no_one_is/ (BigLayer8)
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there's a big chance that dogs don't really enjoy playing fetch and they only bring back the ball bc they think we like throwing it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuf4ze/theres_a_big_chance_that_dogs_dont_really_enjoy/ ([deleted])
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Statistically Birthdays are good for you. The more you have the more you live.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuf4xl/statistically_birthdays_are_good_for_you_the_more/ (kingjim1981)
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People who complain "life is too short" are also the ones who sleep 8 hours a day. That's a third of your life gone sleeping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuf2tx/people_who_complain_life_is_too_short_are_also/ ([deleted])
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Weather reports are becoming less and less important

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuf2p6/weather_reports_are_becoming_less_and_less/ (step6666)
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Being the biggest guy in prison probably sucks. Not only are you too big for the standard beds and jumpsuits, but every new guy tries to beat your ass.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuf2e9/being_the_biggest_guy_in_prison_probably_sucks/ (StrangeBedfellas)
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Some Jihadists are prbobably still wondering when they'll get their 72 virgins

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuf22t/some_jihadists_are_prbobably_still_wondering_when/ (redneckvet)
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We are slowly converting to the world of Demolition Man.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuf1em/we_are_slowly_converting_to_the_world_of/ (YTFatGuyGaming)
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It must be hard to find porn for people who like girls with bangs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuf0yl/it_must_be_hard_to_find_porn_for_people_who_like/ (SycamoreStyle)
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Remember all the birds you saw outside as a kid? They are all dead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fueyey/remember_all_the_birds_you_saw_outside_as_a_kid/ (Kayjaid)
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Lights in video games still use electricity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuew62/lights_in_video_games_still_use_electricity/ (land_bub)
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If knowledge is infinite, then opinions and perspective are by definition fluid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fueurz/if_knowledge_is_infinite_then_opinions_and/ (Avanolaure)
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No form of music had such a dramatic downturn in it's popularity than disco

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuetfk/no_form_of_music_had_such_a_dramatic_downturn_in/ (step6666)
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"haha" is for the beginning of a text and "lol" is for the end.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuesdr/haha_is_for_the_beginning_of_a_text_and_lol_is/ (drain65)
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The universe loved the wizard of oz so much that it made its own sequel where Dorthey's daughter ran away to marry the tin-mans son

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fues90/the_universe_loved_the_wizard_of_oz_so_much_that/ (knittedbreast)
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From birth, every person participates in the competition for oldest human being.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fueps1/from_birth_every_person_participates_in_the/ (TheSwedishNarwhal)
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The bad situations that occur on the protagonists of Hayo Miyazaki’s movies are the ones you want them to occur to you instead of ones you have.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuep0m/the_bad_situations_that_occur_on_the_protagonists/ (Nuahxos_1)
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One day oil will partially consist of dead people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fueoyg/one_day_oil_will_partially_consist_of_dead_people/ ([deleted])
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If you kill a zombie, a thing that is already dead, your K/D would stay the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fueov4/if_you_kill_a_zombie_a_thing_that_is_already_dead/ (meme-master-34)
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As a kid, one of the greatest stressors was stepping out of the door only to see your school bus at the bus stop.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuenwf/as_a_kid_one_of_the_greatest_stressors_was/ (JaySeanDerulo)
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If the world is our oyster, then our world is pretty small.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuenbj/if_the_world_is_our_oyster_then_our_world_is/ (SweetVictory2001)
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There is no way that we can confirm that all the snowflakes that have ever existed have all been unique.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuena5/there_is_no_way_that_we_can_confirm_that_all_the/ (NovaThinksBadly)
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On Airbnb, the hosts are the parasites.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuen25/on_airbnb_the_hosts_are_the_parasites/ (reditzer)
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As a kid, one of the greatest stresors was stepping out of the door only to see your school bus at the bus stop.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuemyp/as_a_kid_one_of_the_greatest_stresors_was/ ([deleted])
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To fully take advantage of first impressions, it's surprising that guys haven't embraced the "Landing strip"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuem9o/to_fully_take_advantage_of_first_impressions_its/ (Tool_Time_Tim)
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You shit in a room and push a button, and magically it’s someone else’s problem.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuem10/you_shit_in_a_room_and_push_a_button_and/ (2rightboots)
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When you feel safe taking a walk on the park with your family, just think about how many people have walked the same path you are on in the last 3 hours and reconsider being outdoors .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuely4/when_you_feel_safe_taking_a_walk_on_the_park_with/ (unofficialuser112)
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When the amount recovered outnumbers the amount infected, a division between slowing the spread, and recovering the economy will form.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fueln9/when_the_amount_recovered_outnumbers_the_amount/ (BloodBaneBoneBreaker)
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Each rude person can be a secret agent trying to lay low, but either way you better let them be

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fueka0/each_rude_person_can_be_a_secret_agent_trying_to/ (DudeCarpenter)
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When you go out in a car you subconciously assume everyone will drive sanely

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuejud/when_you_go_out_in_a_car_you_subconciously_assume/ (butwhy102)
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Face tattoos are a resignation letter to society.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fueiuh/face_tattoos_are_a_resignation_letter_to_society/ (Rorschachthepiece)
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After not having to deal with for awhile traffic jams are going to seem a lot worse

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fueiql/after_not_having_to_deal_with_for_awhile_traffic/ (moneybot13)
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Purple are all fool of shit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fueijy/purple_are_all_fool_of_shit/ (ToiletPaper4suckers)
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Goldilocks was pretty entitled.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuei1y/goldilocks_was_pretty_entitled/ ([deleted])
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It's kind of odd that we as humans hit someone's door to ask for permission to come in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuedtz/its_kind_of_odd_that_we_as_humans_hit_someones/ (dookulatordane)
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NASA factory workers are rocket surgeons.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fueds1/nasa_factory_workers_are_rocket_surgeons/ (lastplace199)
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Dogs are man's best friend even though every single one is a son (or daughter) of a bitch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuedl0/dogs_are_mans_best_friend_even_though_every/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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Wreck It Ralph would always be employee of the month if he were a demolitionist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuedbc/wreck_it_ralph_would_always_be_employee_of_the/ (redneckvet)
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"Enjoy the Silence" is one of Depeche Mode's biggest hits that no one actually listens to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuebzv/enjoy_the_silence_is_one_of_depeche_modes_biggest/ (hoodlaces)
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The great depression 2

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuebu9/the_great_depression_2/ (amasmartbot)
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Genuwine’s hit “Pony” is the natural companion to “Old Town Road.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuebl9/genuwines_hit_pony_is_the_natural_companion_to/ (ajw_sp)
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It's crazy that something as appealing to see as chocolate, and unappealing to see as feces, are primarily the same colour

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fueb4g/its_crazy_that_something_as_appealing_to_see_as/ (wrndi)
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The most amazing exiting thing that could ever happen at school was when you gaze bored out The window in class and see a dog that managed to get in running around the yard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuea0z/the_most_amazing_exiting_thing_that_could_ever/ (binarycodedpork)
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There will be a huge shortage in movies next year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fue8b2/there_will_be_a_huge_shortage_in_movies_next_year/ (snacktime_alchemist)
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Nowadays, kids eating Flintstones vitamins, likely have no idea about the cartoon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fue6e5/nowadays_kids_eating_flintstones_vitamins_likely/ (DandySamberg)
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If people randomly got super powers they would most likely get told it’s not a personality trait.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fue4qp/if_people_randomly_got_super_powers_they_would/ (Predatedtuna870)
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Computer stickers are kind of losing their purpose because no one sees each other's computers anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fue49w/computer_stickers_are_kind_of_losing_their/ (ashervivi88)
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Even the pink slime

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fue3yd/even_the_pink_slime/ (E-P-I-C_09)
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Garbage you throw away will probably live longer than you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fue3fh/garbage_you_throw_away_will_probably_live_longer/ (AwesomeOwen_37)
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When dogs sniff each other's butts we assume they are saying hello, but they could also be smelling to see what kind of treats/food other dogs have been eating.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fue1bx/when_dogs_sniff_each_others_butts_we_assume_they/ (Deanothedino)
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Your body is constantly squeezing juice packages.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fue0cp/your_body_is_constantly_squeezing_juice_packages/ (WonderFurret)
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Pillows had been our best friends and we did not realise that.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fue06i/pillows_had_been_our_best_friends_and_we_did_not/ (LimCW1223)
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Some species of bees and frogs are trans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fue05k/some_species_of_bees_and_frogs_are_trans/ (geijinro1)
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There are almost no female breakfast cereal mascots.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fudzu4/there_are_almost_no_female_breakfast_cereal/ (forestfireup)
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We are taught in school that Wikipedia is unreliable but the news is completely reliable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fudx0c/we_are_taught_in_school_that_wikipedia_is/ (Ironlungs420)
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Maybe full service gas stations will make a come back

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fudwqk/maybe_full_service_gas_stations_will_make_a_come/ (greglyda)
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Moto Moto had a BBW fetish.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fudv98/moto_moto_had_a_bbw_fetish/ (Jozif_Badmon)
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Psychology exists because the brain doesn't fully know how it (the brain) works yet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fudu16/psychology_exists_because_the_brain_doesnt_fully/ (Konkermit)
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Most people will get naked within 24 hours

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fudtw0/most_people_will_get_naked_within_24_hours/ (dran72)
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Queen is a boy-band.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fudtpi/queen_is_a_boyband/ (SamEyzz47)
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Drywall is so popular, but no one ever talks about wet wall, gaseouswall, or plasmawall.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fudtij/drywall_is_so_popular_but_no_one_ever_talks_about/ (Garlicc-Bread)
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Swing is a kind of jazz. Jazz is not a kind of swing. But jazz swings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fudtgo/swing_is_a_kind_of_jazz_jazz_is_not_a_kind_of/ (universy)
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As masks become the new norm a smile is no longer the standard greeting, instead it is squinted eyes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fudte0/as_masks_become_the_new_norm_a_smile_is_no_longer/ (metalicsillyputty)
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Maybe some people just fuck with us by having an interesting title and then they pull a

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fudshi/maybe_some_people_just_fuck_with_us_by_having_an/ (quiet_as_snow4657)
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All cars in video games are Electric Cars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fudse6/all_cars_in_video_games_are_electric_cars/ (Deanothedino)
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The first way you know a song is a rapp song is the "EY"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fudsan/the_first_way_you_know_a_song_is_a_rapp_song_is/ (bruh0_o)
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We respect people's deaths by surrounding them in dirt

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fudnrm/we_respect_peoples_deaths_by_surrounding_them_in/ (spicy-dorito)
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If humans have short spiky hair on our fingers, we can brush our teeth with it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fudnlh/if_humans_have_short_spiky_hair_on_our_fingers_we/ (HalfSourCantaloupe)
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Lamps in videogames are using actual electricity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fudmsn/lamps_in_videogames_are_using_actual_electricity/ (Drgecko69)
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A cane only fools your legs into thinking you weigh less than you actually do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fudmq8/a_cane_only_fools_your_legs_into_thinking_you/ (Franky2shoes)
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People who died in their sleep probably have no clue they died in their sleep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fudlrh/people_who_died_in_their_sleep_probably_have_no/ (Lunch2557)
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Tiger King is the most Florida thing ever filmed. And 90% of it takes place in Oklahoma.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fudljk/tiger_king_is_the_most_florida_thing_ever_filmed/ (NuclearJesusMan)
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When you're drunk, life's ping and fps just drops.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fudkpv/when_youre_drunk_lifes_ping_and_fps_just_drops/ (PC_Roonjoons)
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For a girl, how cute you are determines how much you can get away with

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fudjta/for_a_girl_how_cute_you_are_determines_how_much/ ([deleted])
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You could live the rest of your life without breathing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fudja7/you_could_live_the_rest_of_your_life_without/ (butchYbutch_)
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There's gonna be an effing lot of "in memoriams" at these upcoming awards ceremonies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fudj63/theres_gonna_be_an_effing_lot_of_in_memoriams_at/ (potentpotablesplease)
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Has to be true

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fudiqi/has_to_be_true/ (bogoush)
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Tiger Kings is popular because people are taking comfort that things could actually be much worse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fudij4/tiger_kings_is_popular_because_people_are_taking/ (SuperDoody)
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as technology improves, dancing "like a robot" is going to be way easier

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fudi6r/as_technology_improves_dancing_like_a_robot_is/ (semifinalist68)
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The only part of your reflection you can lick is your tongue

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fudhu7/the_only_part_of_your_reflection_you_can_lick_is/ (_-Captain_Price-_)
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The song - Who let the dogs out?, remains one of the questions, no one knows an answer to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fudhs0/the_song_who_let_the_dogs_out_remains_one_of_the/ (butterchickennaan)
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The gecko from geico has a surprisingly loud voice considering how small he is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fudgsf/the_gecko_from_geico_has_a_surprisingly_loud/ (counterhawk)
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With places closed and a check coming into the mail, young people get a taste of what retirement feels like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fudgdz/with_places_closed_and_a_check_coming_into_the/ (roastedtoperfection)
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A bank pin is a less secure password

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fudg2d/a_bank_pin_is_a_less_secure_password/ (redneckvet)
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When someone asks you a question where the obvious answer is yes and your reply is “does a bear shit in the woods” the literal answer to that is sometimes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fudemb/when_someone_asks_you_a_question_where_the/ (ifurmothronlyknw)
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Hot sauce is satans breath mints

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fudc2m/hot_sauce_is_satans_breath_mints/ (manniswell)
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If you ever feel useless, just remember there are cookies and cream flavored Oreos and catchers at tee-ball games

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fudbxi/if_you_ever_feel_useless_just_remember_there_are/ (D048)
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In a free and healthy society, ”Consumer” and ”Citizen” are not synonyms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fudbhu/in_a_free_and_healthy_society_consumer_and/ (NovemberOctoberBro)
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Even the Toy Story series had power creep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fud95j/even_the_toy_story_series_had_power_creep/ (ExtendedDeadline)
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The memorial part of the Oscars next year may be hours long

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fud8tj/the_memorial_part_of_the_oscars_next_year_may_be/ (Dashover)
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Thanks to the glut of Chevrolet commercials, JD Power and Associates awards are seen as cheap and useless and not nothing to be proud of.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fud8lu/thanks_to_the_glut_of_chevrolet_commercials_jd/ (RockLeePower)
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There are a few people in the world who don't know that the whole world is shut down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fud8gx/there_are_a_few_people_in_the_world_who_dont_know/ (ertza)
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Gas prices are dropping and we can't travel anywhere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fud8gh/gas_prices_are_dropping_and_we_cant_travel/ (KingOfTheCouch13)
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You're always just in between hiccups.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fud65o/youre_always_just_in_between_hiccups/ (ReelingFeeling)
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Without realizing it, you’ve understood debits and credits ever since you used any equation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fud38a/without_realizing_it_youve_understood_debits_and/ (CarlsonErik)
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4 dimensional beings would use a spherical protractor

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fud1h1/4_dimensional_beings_would_use_a_spherical/ (Pasta-hobo)
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Video games are way more advanced than us when it comes to vehicles as all of their vehicles are already electric.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fud0gq/video_games_are_way_more_advanced_than_us_when_it/ (Deanothedino)
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Vanilla-flavored products are the opposite color of the flavor's source

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuczg8/vanillaflavored_products_are_the_opposite_color/ (SwarthyWalnuts)
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You’d need 100,000 kg of it to be truly millionaire’s shortbread.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fucy6r/youd_need_100000_kg_of_it_to_be_truly/ (Breeze_in_the_Trees)
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If settlement awards for police brutality came out of their fucking pension and union funds, that problem would disappear overnight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fucxje/if_settlement_awards_for_police_brutality_came/ (joelman0)
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At least Superman can't be a flat earther.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fucx1h/at_least_superman_cant_be_a_flat_earther/ (256Moin256)
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Earth is a rock revolving around a star that sustains intelligent life. Every star you see in the sky most likely has a rock revolving it that’s sustaining intelligent life too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fucx1a/earth_is_a_rock_revolving_around_a_star_that/ (benzaflippindork)
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The two people who invented driving on the left and right side of the road must be opposite handed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fucu8z/the_two_people_who_invented_driving_on_the_left/ (redneckvet)
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So many people will have developed drinking problems in the next semiannum.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuctlx/so_many_people_will_have_developed_drinking/ (TheBestestBeanage)
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Izuku Midoriya is proof that Rock Lee totally could have had his own show

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuctfx/izuku_midoriya_is_proof_that_rock_lee_totally/ (FuckYeezy)
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You are very small. No, not THAT.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fucsty/you_are_very_small_no_not_that/ ([deleted])
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The street lights have collectively come on for the whole world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fucsm3/the_street_lights_have_collectively_come_on_for/ (CrDub75)
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Someone actually types out the whole terms & conditions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fucskx/someone_actually_types_out_the_whole_terms/ (AHisMAD)
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Turns out all those people telling you to not trust the govt were right!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fucsi8/turns_out_all_those_people_telling_you_to_not/ (Saul_g0od)
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Forgetting why you unlocked your phone is the new forgetting why you walked into a room.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fucs7q/forgetting_why_you_unlocked_your_phone_is_the_new/ (Luke_Sp8)
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Objects aren’t really a certain color. They actually REPEL a certain color.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fucql2/objects_arent_really_a_certain_color_they/ (WayyySmarterThanYou)
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Ghostbusters Afterlife was pushed back to 2021 to avoid making more ghost

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fucoup/ghostbusters_afterlife_was_pushed_back_to_2021_to/ (MrPractical1)
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When you store rain water in a barrel, you're saving it for an un-rainy day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fucorr/when_you_store_rain_water_in_a_barrel_youre/ (astrobrah)
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All the sudden, a lot of people don't have a credible alibi.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fucnnn/all_the_sudden_a_lot_of_people_dont_have_a/ (FlagrentViolation)
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Having a large pizza by yourself is also a pie graph of how much of a fat ass you are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fucmpc/having_a_large_pizza_by_yourself_is_also_a_pie/ (Glass_Force)
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If certain companies switch to online work only, they will save a lot of money on overhead

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuclak/if_certain_companies_switch_to_online_work_only/ (Adorably_Average)
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Yeah, Elastagirl’s delivery was super easy, but Mr. Fantastic could’ve inseminated Invisible Women from another room.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fucko4/yeah_elastagirls_delivery_was_super_easy_but_mr/ (ShotAces)
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Not finding a thumbnail interesting is judging a book by its cover

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fucjbh/not_finding_a_thumbnail_interesting_is_judging_a/ (Preebie)
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There are probably a lot of nice people in North Korea that we’ll never get to see or know about.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fucj4c/there_are_probably_a_lot_of_nice_people_in_north/ (SweetVictory2001)
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There are very few animals with the ability to throw things

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuchs5/there_are_very_few_animals_with_the_ability_to/ (Preebie)
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Doorstops are drywall’s unsung hero.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fucfh4/doorstops_are_drywalls_unsung_hero/ (SweetVictory2001)
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You always find the thing you are searching where you look last.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fucf0r/you_always_find_the_thing_you_are_searching_where/ (GrumpyJulee)
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Putting a smiley face at the end of a sentence makes you look like a dick :)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuceym/putting_a_smiley_face_at_the_end_of_a_sentence/ (Redpikachu9)
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Giving compliments is reverse capitalism, it doesn't cost anything, but it adds value to the receiver

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuce68/giving_compliments_is_reverse_capitalism_it/ (JosZo)
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Adulting is having a big enough bedroom to put your bed in the middle of the wall instead of in the corner to avoid everything falling to the ground to never be retrieved again until you move out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fucdk3/adulting_is_having_a_big_enough_bedroom_to_put/ (4acodmt92)
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Doggy day care owners are the smartest people in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuccox/doggy_day_care_owners_are_the_smartest_people_in/ (GrumpyOldGam3rDad)
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Anyone who hates classical music must not like the ABC’s, Twinkle Twinkle, and Ba Ba Black Sheep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuccdh/anyone_who_hates_classical_music_must_not_like/ (SweetVictory2001)
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Many people have heard that being lazy is a way to invent stuff that could make their lives more convenient, but most people are too lazy to innovate and would just rather suffer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fucbpu/many_people_have_heard_that_being_lazy_is_a_way/ (AnonymousRand)
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If loss of smell is an early symptom, then farting near your spouse is showing you care for them by doing a symptom test.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fucbgx/if_loss_of_smell_is_an_early_symptom_then_farting/ ([deleted])
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With so many people facing unemployment, web cam sex work will probably see a huge increase in numbers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fucbfs/with_so_many_people_facing_unemployment_web_cam/ (APBradley)
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you could probably nut so much you could freeze it for a mould of anything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fucae1/you_could_probably_nut_so_much_you_could_freeze/ (TheBros13)
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There goes the convenience of Face ID.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuca6z/there_goes_the_convenience_of_face_id/ (xxxYTSEJAMxxx)
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Saying “I have big bones” is fine. However, saying “I am a big boner” is not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuca1t/saying_i_have_big_bones_is_fine_however_saying_i/ (guyabovehasbiggay)
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While setting your profile picture, selecting the "Take a photo" option is the highest form of self confidence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuc9ci/while_setting_your_profile_picture_selecting_the/ (__Dawn__Amber__)
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People with perfect pitch must hate going to birthday parties

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuc8dx/people_with_perfect_pitch_must_hate_going_to/ (pickme0)
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One does not practice smiling in front of a mirror to learn how to fake a smile, one does it to become comfortable with their own.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuc83o/one_does_not_practice_smiling_in_front_of_a/ (Asdak_D)
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Men have had more piss on their mouth using urinals than eating bar nuts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuc80r/men_have_had_more_piss_on_their_mouth_using/ (RShneider)
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The part of Jaws where they refused to close the beachs when warned of a man eating shark is starting to feel more realistic by the day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuc6pn/the_part_of_jaws_where_they_refused_to_close_the/ (Dead-phoenix)
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Quicker to have a refrigerator with a built in microwave

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuc602/quicker_to_have_a_refrigerator_with_a_built_in/ (moneybot13)
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When we scratch our cats and dogs they find it to be pleasureful, when they scratch us we find it to be painful.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuc5y3/when_we_scratch_our_cats_and_dogs_they_find_it_to/ (Deanothedino)
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The vast majority of people end their life on a negative k/d.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuc5e0/the_vast_majority_of_people_end_their_life_on_a/ (rootin-tootin_putin)
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In most cases, when you’re born and when you die you’re surrounded by the people who love you most and you can’t remember it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuc4zp/in_most_cases_when_youre_born_and_when_you_die/ (SweetVictory2001)
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There is no system for reviewing a review made by a person who made the review.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuc4df/there_is_no_system_for_reviewing_a_review_made_by/ (Fhymi)
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Aside from celebrities, your life follows a “likeable” curve. You start off as a baby (liked by most), then as a kid that drops off into your teens and adulthood. But after 55 or so it starts to climb back up until you die really.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuc462/aside_from_celebrities_your_life_follows_a/ (SweetVictory2001)
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Because of online schooling everyone shits at school.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuc1cn/because_of_online_schooling_everyone_shits_at/ (Andrewsreddit914)
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As a kid Groundhog's Day was a joke, as an adult it's reality.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuby1u/as_a_kid_groundhogs_day_was_a_joke_as_an_adult/ (4VENG32)
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The internet would have been a much more chaotic place, if screenshots picked up the smudges on the screen of our smartphones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fubxzx/the_internet_would_have_been_a_much_more_chaotic/ (3am_guy)
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Having a birthday is kind of a penalty since you have to deal with all the guests first hand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fubxz5/having_a_birthday_is_kind_of_a_penalty_since_you/ (poeticostrich)
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If Superman keeps flying at the same height from the ground, he isn't flying straight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fubxn7/if_superman_keeps_flying_at_the_same_height_from/ (256Moin256)
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If we are in quarantaine for long enough then we will eventually run out of original visual content like photography, movies etcetera.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fubxh3/if_we_are_in_quarantaine_for_long_enough_then_we/ (lumni)
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When we sleep, we’re just saving our games

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fubvuw/when_we_sleep_were_just_saving_our_games/ (Yellowtail36)
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Sometime in the future there will be historians for video games

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fubtvi/sometime_in_the_future_there_will_be_historians/ (room-23)
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When you wear a t-shirt with a sweatshirt over it you don't really wear the sweatshirt because it is not in direct contact with your skin, you actually wear a t-shirt which itself wears a sweatshirt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fubsgf/when_you_wear_a_tshirt_with_a_sweatshirt_over_it/ (Jad_Bghiel)
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Birds literally grow on trees

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fubr65/birds_literally_grow_on_trees/ (treebeard280)
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As a kid you look outside to see if neighborhood kids were playing so you could go out......As adults we look outside to see if our neighbors are doing yard work so we can go out and start ours.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fubql4/as_a_kid_you_look_outside_to_see_if_neighborhood/ (Steel_Slinger)
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There have probably been tens of thousands of amazing stories that we will never get to read because the writer felt discouraged.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fubqhy/there_have_probably_been_tens_of_thousands_of/ (BoringAbraham)
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Bill Gates cuts his bangs like that......on purpose.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fubq9f/bill_gates_cuts_his_bangs_like_thaton_purpose/ (Z0MB0TY)
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given Spain’s proximity to France, there are probably a bunch of people speaking spanish with a french accent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fubow9/given_spains_proximity_to_france_there_are/ (Zkennedy100)
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The amount of times you've closed your eyes is probably uneven because of all the times you've winked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fubm7w/the_amount_of_times_youve_closed_your_eyes_is/ (Gaming_Ruru)
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When you hear "unmotivated action" it's usually because someone is trying to find motivations that led to that action.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fubln3/when_you_hear_unmotivated_action_its_usually/ (castigamat)
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With enough effort all knives can be throwing knifes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fubl8f/with_enough_effort_all_knives_can_be_throwing/ (LordandSaviourSmash)
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People who leave cleaning supplies out, instead of putting them away, rarely ever even use them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fubky4/people_who_leave_cleaning_supplies_out_instead_of/ (CheezWong)
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The people who work for the least amount per hour tend to be the ones who are robbed the most

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fubkv5/the_people_who_work_for_the_least_amount_per_hour/ (MeltingClockOfDoom)
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With the advent of self-driving vehicles we may one day have races where teams attempt to program and build the fastest driverless racecars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fubka1/with_the_advent_of_selfdriving_vehicles_we_may/ (doit4dachuckles)
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You are a copy of people you have met. You have taken all your likes, dislikes, opinions, habits, etc. of people you have seen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fubjpr/you_are_a_copy_of_people_you_have_met_you_have/ (Trollsaur91251)
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Peppa Pig could be renamed “Pepper pig” and no British person would notice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fubj5j/peppa_pig_could_be_renamed_pepper_pig_and_no/ (Clownfish927)
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All of the waste you have excreted during your lifetime probably weighs more than you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fubi9c/all_of_the_waste_you_have_excreted_during_your/ (Skyraider44)
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Chipotle is probably at their lowest rate of stolen Tabasco sauces in company history

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fubhg4/chipotle_is_probably_at_their_lowest_rate_of/ (Chupadup)
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Your Spank Bank starts to fade when you don’t see people in person for awhile.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fubgu0/your_spank_bank_starts_to_fade_when_you_dont_see/ (acemorris85)
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A Shadow is the only thing that's truly 2-dimensional in our known universe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fubg2u/a_shadow_is_the_only_thing_thats_truly/ (BauerHouse)
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The month of march felt like an entire year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fubfxm/the_month_of_march_felt_like_an_entire_year/ (JoeDaPenguu)
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It must be really awkward to play or watch a zombie game or movie during times like these.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fubekp/it_must_be_really_awkward_to_play_or_watch_a/ (HAXAD2005)
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Finger boards were the original fidget spinner

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fubd2z/finger_boards_were_the_original_fidget_spinner/ (pinkspaceship17)
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Dogs are friendly when they think you’re alpha, since lions exhibit the same behaviour, they’d probably make good pets once domesticated

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fubcjk/dogs_are_friendly_when_they_think_youre_alpha/ (BigBananaE)
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The succubus probably came about as a medieval explanation for morning wood and / or nocturnal emissions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fubb3d/the_succubus_probably_came_about_as_a_medieval/ (Darth_Zounds)
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Peunut-butter is thought of as sweet, but peanuts are always savoury.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fubaua/peunutbutter_is_thought_of_as_sweet_but_peanuts/ (jemascosudy)
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Zero to ninety-nine is the first longest continuous sequence in numbers which contains no a,b,c and d in their spellings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fubai3/zero_to_ninetynine_is_the_first_longest/ (__Dawn__Amber__)
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Genghis khan could be the reason all Asians look similar

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fub8pv/genghis_khan_could_be_the_reason_all_asians_look/ (PENTOVILLIANKING)
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Ironically, criminals are the most vulnerable among us when it comes to getting a new job.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fub6k1/ironically_criminals_are_the_most_vulnerable/ (roastedtoperfection)
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Next years comic con will have so many Joe Exotics.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fub4sj/next_years_comic_con_will_have_so_many_joe_exotics/ (jarredmars1)
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You can literally build a dog out of dog food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fub48i/you_can_literally_build_a_dog_out_of_dog_food/ (catfroman)
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All these movie remakes seem to suggest that collectively we're not expecting much in the way of a future for mankind

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fub3is/all_these_movie_remakes_seem_to_suggest_that/ (ErwinFurwinPurrwin)
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They could make a modern day 12 Monkeys and have Cole come back trying to stop the Army of the Tiger King.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fub3f5/they_could_make_a_modern_day_12_monkeys_and_have/ (baddragin)
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Things will have gotten worse if C-19 had spread during the Holidays.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fub33x/things_will_have_gotten_worse_if_c19_had_spread/ (Animeking1108)
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It doesn’t matter how good the ads are if the dogs don’t eat the dog food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fub2hh/it_doesnt_matter_how_good_the_ads_are_if_the_dogs/ (Bartnnn)
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Your clothes are never really clean, they're just less dirty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fub29l/your_clothes_are_never_really_clean_theyre_just/ (Relaxing_Cat)
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The Star Wars sequel movies make more sense once you realise the events after Return of the Jedi are being told to us by the children at the end of The Last Jedi.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fub24n/the_star_wars_sequel_movies_make_more_sense_once/ (martinux)
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Stars might be making a lot of noise. It’s just sound can’t travel through vacuum.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fub1sk/stars_might_be_making_a_lot_of_noise_its_just/ ([deleted])
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There is no sexy way to lick marshmallow fluff off your fingers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fub06a/there_is_no_sexy_way_to_lick_marshmallow_fluff/ (OhNoItsLockett)
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In the next 5 years, mask designs will create new trends in fashion industries around the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuaz9d/in_the_next_5_years_mask_designs_will_create_new/ (Dexter_davis)
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Translating foreign languages must have been difficult at first

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuay1d/translating_foreign_languages_must_have_been/ (Coolaid15972)
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dont want to be forgotten by everyone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuav7d/dont_want_to_be_forgotten_by_everyone/ (LordOfPhantoms)
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Expanding your mind has nothing to do with actual brain enlargement.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuauqj/expanding_your_mind_has_nothing_to_do_with_actual/ (securityseminars)
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TLDR is why so many people remain uneducated

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuaugz/tldr_is_why_so_many_people_remain_uneducated/ (wattsandvars)
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Cancer is to people as people are to Earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuaran/cancer_is_to_people_as_people_are_to_earth/ (itsalways-sunny)
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It's incredibly ego-maniacal for Google that the first search result for "Earth" is "Google Earth".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuar4t/its_incredibly_egomaniacal_for_google_that_the/ (IDoThingsOnWhims)
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If you truly wanted to, you could live the rest of your life without breathing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuar1k/if_you_truly_wanted_to_you_could_live_the_rest_of/ ([deleted])
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If people who "prank" by sneezing on others are the same people who play with a gun without a magazine. Seems harmless, so they point it at others, but there might be a bullet chambered and they don't even know it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuaq80/if_people_who_prank_by_sneezing_on_others_are_the/ (TheBone_Zone)
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Typos aren't mistakes... they're bait.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuanle/typos_arent_mistakes_theyre_bait/ (VerbotenPublish)
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Everyone hates bugs but everyone loves lady bugs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuamfo/everyone_hates_bugs_but_everyone_loves_lady_bugs/ (Cucumber_Basil)
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You never actually close a door... you use the door to close the door frame.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fual8z/you_never_actually_close_a_door_you_use_the_door/ (Markkkinator)
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If on a multiple choice test the right answer is "None of the above," then whoever wrote your test gave you three wrong answers but didn't bother to put in a right answer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fual7l/if_on_a_multiple_choice_test_the_right_answer_is/ (wood_nymph23)
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Animals are probably terrified when we take our clothes off thinking that we are tearing our skin off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuakmu/animals_are_probably_terrified_when_we_take_our/ (stevke33)
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Showerthoughts are often like YouShouldKnows but with less practical intent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuakhk/showerthoughts_are_often_like_youshouldknows_but/ (DaredevilNefertiti)
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Tiger King is both a shit show and a shit show.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuakep/tiger_king_is_both_a_shit_show_and_a_shit_show/ (NativeSonSF)
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Statistically speaking the average has one nut and one tit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuajy9/statistically_speaking_the_average_has_one_nut/ (v2Ethercist)
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all baby's look the same

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuahug/all_babys_look_the_same/ (boxperson25)
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Cheesecake is actually a pie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuahnr/cheesecake_is_actually_a_pie/ (Parpago)
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Rappers make money and sleep with a lot of woman by rapping about making money and sleeping with a lot of women

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuahkz/rappers_make_money_and_sleep_with_a_lot_of_woman/ (IAmBlack626)
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People that live in areas without seasons never get to enjoy the excitement of their electric bill dropping simply because the weather stopped being crappy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuagkc/people_that_live_in_areas_without_seasons_never/ (jeswells057)
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If you are the oldest child, you were once the favorite child.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuafmh/if_you_are_the_oldest_child_you_were_once_the/ (iLikeBananasNoHomo)
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If all the air turned into hydrogen, we’d probably burn to death before we suffocated

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuaeen/if_all_the_air_turned_into_hydrogen_wed_probably/ (OhMyTummyHurts)
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Though being completely unrelated, mom jokes and dad jokes are seen as the lowest tier of comedy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuae3z/though_being_completely_unrelated_mom_jokes_and/ (h_e_c_k_y_o_u)
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A month ago it would have been pretty weird to end most conversations with “Stay healthy”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuadwo/a_month_ago_it_would_have_been_pretty_weird_to/ (The_lizard_kid)
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The first people on Mars will first humans in history to not be able to see the Earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuad2m/the_first_people_on_mars_will_first_humans_in/ (Thespar665)
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If you never have kids, other than being eco-friendly, you are subjecting less innocent beings to the most horrific torture device that is Life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuacq9/if_you_never_have_kids_other_than_being/ (AnalogicalEuphimisms)
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If your parachute doesn't work, you have the rest of your life to fix it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuacou/if_your_parachute_doesnt_work_you_have_the_rest/ (Tymonster05)
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There might be a superior human that got extinct because it’s mutation made him unable to reproduce

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuacmf/there_might_be_a_superior_human_that_got_extinct/ (Shahar-2210)
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British websites would use biscuits instead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuacjt/british_websites_would_use_biscuits_instead/ (fmanfisher)
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If the moon produced it’s own light, it would have been the largest producer of moonshine during probation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuacef/if_the_moon_produced_its_own_light_it_would_have/ (Allstar2909)
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Sympathy For The Devil isn't about The Devil destroying the world. It's about him kicking back and watching while Mankind destroys the world for him.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuaccw/sympathy_for_the_devil_isnt_about_the_devil/ ([deleted])
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As none of the ancient civilisations spoke English, it’s safe to assume that English was a made up gibberish language around 3000 years ago

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuac8f/as_none_of_the_ancient_civilisations_spoke/ (meat-septor)
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If you rub anything with an eraser long enough, it'll erase it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuac5w/if_you_rub_anything_with_an_eraser_long_enough/ (yeetyeetdeath)
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Everybody wonders how flies can enter mysteriously but no one asking the real question of how they disappear into oblivion when they escape

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuaamm/everybody_wonders_how_flies_can_enter/ (Nuahxos_1)
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The person who made the game “Simon Says” either hated Simon or had some weird relationship with him

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuaadu/the_person_who_made_the_game_simon_says_either/ (meat-septor)
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Technically the only difference between cannibals and zombies is their reasons for eating people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuaabh/technically_the_only_difference_between_cannibals/ (you-never-sawme)
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Wooden cabins are treehouses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fuaa82/wooden_cabins_are_treehouses/ (CannyVenial)
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Every EDM song that doesn't include any real instrument is a MIDI

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fua95j/every_edm_song_that_doesnt_include_any_real/ (Wind2000reddit)
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History will exonerate Captain Brett Crozier.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fua67n/history_will_exonerate_captain_brett_crozier/ (LordOfPhantoms)
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Bill Withers is to music what Bill withers is to music. There’s no other comparison because he was that great!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fua4tj/bill_withers_is_to_music_what_bill_withers_is_to/ (donkeyshowboy)
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The people in the 15th century probably didn't know about menopause since the life expectancy was around 30.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fua2qz/the_people_in_the_15th_century_probably_didnt/ (realist_konark)
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In maths , powers are sort of like Stands from JJBA, they go behind the number (user) and make the user (number) much more powerful (bigger).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fua0c2/in_maths_powers_are_sort_of_like_stands_from_jjba/ (Untitled_Redditor12)
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With Everyone Wearing Masks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fu9zni/with_everyone_wearing_masks/ (rweb82)
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A lot of people probably haven’t gotten used to writing the year 20 in the date yet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fu9ytp/a_lot_of_people_probably_havent_gotten_used_to/ (europhilic)
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Future generations watching Monk will think that the joke is that everyone but Monk is crazy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fu9ynj/future_generations_watching_monk_will_think_that/ (captain_breakdance)
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Only a comedian's worst nightmare is standing on a stage, in front of everyone he knows, an NOT being laughed at.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fu9y4x/only_a_comedians_worst_nightmare_is_standing_on_a/ (21stCenturyScanner)
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Dreams must have really confused cavemen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fu9xpd/dreams_must_have_really_confused_cavemen/ (big--yikes)
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It takes a creature with no brain to make humans finally think about what they're doing to the environment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fu9u2p/it_takes_a_creature_with_no_brain_to_make_humans/ (TheLoneWOLF98)
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Chatroulette really could’ve been Zoom if they played their cards right

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fu9u26/chatroulette_really_couldve_been_zoom_if_they/ (HigherThanAvg)
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We laugh at cats and dogs for eating the same food every night, but our pets probably laugh at us for sleeping in the same place every night

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fu9t27/we_laugh_at_cats_and_dogs_for_eating_the_same/ (MasterChip_)
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Horror movies would have very different outcomes if people would just investigate the creepy house during the day instead

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fu9sw6/horror_movies_would_have_very_different_outcomes/ (Stormtorch3)
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Seeking patterns can produce useful data or conspiracy theories.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fu9qaq/seeking_patterns_can_produce_useful_data_or/ (trodrig21)
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Ours is the only planet in the solar system that can have earthquakes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fu9pa5/ours_is_the_only_planet_in_the_solar_system_that/ (calbert1735)
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If turds are sentient, and dream of one day being born into the waters, where they can mingle with others of their kind, it must be an odd awakening to have you sneeze, and jam their eager little faces into your underwear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fu9oc6/if_turds_are_sentient_and_dream_of_one_day_being/ (areyou_)
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It’s no wonder Tide works so well because Tide backwards is edit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fu9nu1/its_no_wonder_tide_works_so_well_because_tide/ (stonerthoughtss)
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They make canned everything, but not canned water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fu9mx7/they_make_canned_everything_but_not_canned_water/ (AcidBathVampire)
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Jeff Bezos could be an actual dragon, just hidden in human form

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fu9mj4/jeff_bezos_could_be_an_actual_dragon_just_hidden/ (Peanut_milkshake)
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Everybody wants to start the new year with a bang.That's why September has the most birthdays.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fu9lo8/everybody_wants_to_start_the_new_year_with_a/ (albomanthegreat)
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Someone has unknowingly farted closest to pi seconds long

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fu9kyo/someone_has_unknowingly_farted_closest_to_pi/ (JoThePro10)
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Everyone thinks they are special, till they come up with a unpopular opinion that is actually pretty popular

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fu9ky2/everyone_thinks_they_are_special_till_they_come/ (DarkyCookie)
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It's possible to have both forms of a one night stand in IKEA.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fu9ked/its_possible_to_have_both_forms_of_a_one_night/ (redneckvet)
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Bananas are vegan Slim Jims

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fu9jyl/bananas_are_vegan_slim_jims/ (TimonAndPumbaAreDead)
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You thought your parents didn't love you because they didn't give you Lunchables, but they probably didn't give you lunchables BECAUSE they love you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fu9jth/you_thought_your_parents_didnt_love_you_because/ (LifeOfCraz)
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Washing ass>> wiping ass.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fu9jrw/washing_ass_wiping_ass/ (rreli_)
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Next March, movie theater revenue will be up an approximate 3999900%

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fu9h0g/next_march_movie_theater_revenue_will_be_up_an/ (dart_catcher)
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Computers that don't immediately shutdown when prompted have insomnia

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fu9d1k/computers_that_dont_immediately_shutdown_when/ (Sir_Kernicus)
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It’ll be a game changer for video chats when the camera gets behind the center of the screen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fu9cs2/itll_be_a_game_changer_for_video_chats_when_the/ (sandpipa78)
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We don’t want to do anything until we’re told we aren’t allowed to do anything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fu9cfr/we_dont_want_to_do_anything_until_were_told_we/ (ItsTheMurph)
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Animals think without language

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fu9801/animals_think_without_language/ (PenguinTheYeti)
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Faking the death counts to make it look bigger

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fu97vn/faking_the_death_counts_to_make_it_look_bigger/ (j9greene)
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sneezing makes your respiratory system a biological shotgun

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ftzvvb/sneezing_makes_your_respiratory_system_a/ (Squidson69)
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Frankenstein was technically a body builder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ftrfpz/frankenstein_was_technically_a_body_builder/ (-LettersNumbers_)
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Some of us are stuck between being thankful we still have a job to go and being terrified we still have a job to go.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ftrfl7/some_of_us_are_stuck_between_being_thankful_we/ (SoyUnFracaso)
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The normalization of face masks must be pretty handy for criminals...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ftrdaz/the_normalization_of_face_masks_must_be_pretty/ (Loudhale)
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There are still millions of people who have no idea water flows down the plug the opposite way in different hemispheres

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ftnfq5/there_are_still_millions_of_people_who_have_no/ (Millenilol)
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A penis is technically a camerawork holder for boys

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ftndrr/a_penis_is_technically_a_camerawork_holder_for/ ([deleted])
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Shouldn't Wolverine's teeth also be adamantium

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ftndox/shouldnt_wolverines_teeth_also_be_adamantium/ (MasterofCreamCheese)
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Growing up is knowing that cheat codes were put into the game by the people who created the game.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ft9fdo/growing_up_is_knowing_that_cheat_codes_were_put/ (BebopRehab)
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Generations of people lived their whole lives without ever knowing that their voice sounds different to others

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ft143x/generations_of_people_lived_their_whole_lives/ (-_-_-__-_-__-)
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Don't forget to disinfect your phone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ft0eaf/dont_forget_to_disinfect_your_phone/ (DieselDog_520)
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You really don’t realize just how much you use a part of your body until it’s sore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fssleh/you_really_dont_realize_just_how_much_you_use_a/ (TheLoneChicken3509)
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There are probably a lot of people who have gotten broken up with on April first and thought it was joke.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fssk0t/there_are_probably_a_lot_of_people_who_have/ (bennygani)
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You can literally die in any second.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fssix7/you_can_literally_die_in_any_second/ (Gerchik10)
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There is a pretty high chance that one of your online friends has died

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fssiu9/there_is_a_pretty_high_chance_that_one_of_your/ (Svgmr)
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You Can Never Miss Something On Purpose

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fssgr2/you_can_never_miss_something_on_purpose/ (FR38)
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It’s the golden age for statisticians.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fssg96/its_the_golden_age_for_statisticians/ (tMoneyMoney)
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There could be a bug or animal that camouflages itself so well no human has ever noticed they exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fssg1x/there_could_be_a_bug_or_animal_that_camouflages/ (Crazy_ManMan)
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Every single life is unique

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fss7yx/every_single_life_is_unique/ (Svgmr)
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All national anthems can be considered under the music genre of country music.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fss7m8/all_national_anthems_can_be_considered_under_the/ (DLove19)
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Half a grand sounds larger than five hundred.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fss6nd/half_a_grand_sounds_larger_than_five_hundred/ (joevilla1369)
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Cards Against Humanity would make for a great game of charades between friends who've overplayed it and are familiar with all the cards in the set

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fss591/cards_against_humanity_would_make_for_a_great/ (enkhiin9)
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April Fools is the one day where people think skeptically about the news they see

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fss4lh/april_fools_is_the_one_day_where_people_think/ (Shazamo333)
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April Fools is one the day where people think skeptically about the news they see

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fss49y/april_fools_is_one_the_day_where_people_think/ ([deleted])
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The Amish are only fast builders because they don't have to worry about electrical

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fss49d/the_amish_are_only_fast_builders_because_they/ (tribetown3)
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N95 masks would become far more ubiquitous if companies advertised on them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fss3e4/n95_masks_would_become_far_more_ubiquitous_if/ (buzz86us)
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Tigers and lions are referred to as “big cats” but no one refers to wolves as “big dogs”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fss2zp/tigers_and_lions_are_referred_to_as_big_cats_but/ (Azrael351)
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By extensively creating your own language and passing it on to your future children, you will either be remembered in history as a genius or a psycho.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fss2jm/by_extensively_creating_your_own_language_and/ (ilunite2)
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There're jokes you keep to yourself that no one else will ever hear

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsrz4w/therere_jokes_you_keep_to_yourself_that_no_one/ (Taylor-B-)
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It's weird how someone decided to start cutting off people's foreskin

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsryam/its_weird_how_someone_decided_to_start_cutting/ (I-love-star-wars66)
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Your birth is what makes or breaks you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsrwpa/your_birth_is_what_makes_or_breaks_you/ (TwitterGooglePlus)
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The kids who had the most erasers in elementary school grew up to be the most materialistic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsrwhf/the_kids_who_had_the_most_erasers_in_elementary/ (Spongebobs-father)
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If anything more terrible than what's already happening happens tomorrow, nobody's going to take the April Fool's Day Disaster seriously.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsrwdt/if_anything_more_terrible_than_whats_already/ (littlebitsofspider)
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In the world of A Silent Place, Russian roulette can be played with blank rounds instead of normal rounds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsrvct/in_the_world_of_a_silent_place_russian_roulette/ (Homestuck_Trash413)
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A car seat might be a confusing concept if your first language isn't english.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsrteu/a_car_seat_might_be_a_confusing_concept_if_your/ (tember_sep_venth_ele)
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We're all living a new normal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsrs06/were_all_living_a_new_normal/ (ThaMasterRoshi)
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One day our computers will probably have no headphone jacks too

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsrpjz/one_day_our_computers_will_probably_have_no/ (DoMINEation)
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At one point those old and cheesy pickup lines were considered new and original

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsrp1t/at_one_point_those_old_and_cheesy_pickup_lines/ (Bread-Lad)
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George Romero was right.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsrotd/george_romero_was_right/ (zenjin1138)
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Wine is actually an expired juice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsrn3b/wine_is_actually_an_expired_juice/ (gloust56)
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And just like that, an entire world started washing their thumbs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsrmgk/and_just_like_that_an_entire_world_started/ (mrjohnnymac)
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Homosexual elves are gaymers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsrjtg/homosexual_elves_are_gaymers/ (Vexans27)
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If you want to check if your headphones are plugged in without taking them off, you can play ASMR. If you get tingles, they are plugged in, and if not, then they aren't.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsrinz/if_you_want_to_check_if_your_headphones_are/ (SeaSlip7)
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Stars are actually just holes poked in our container so we can breathe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsriis/stars_are_actually_just_holes_poked_in_our/ (TheCutestSperm)
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What's the point of living if you don't feel alive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsri49/whats_the_point_of_living_if_you_dont_feel_alive/ (XETERA_thefirst)
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In the future it will be pretty hard to tell if a photo is old or not

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsrguw/in_the_future_it_will_be_pretty_hard_to_tell_if_a/ (user_feggs)
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A structure to fall for... Because it's so high

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsrgou/a_structure_to_fall_for_because_its_so_high/ (Acute_web)
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Another throwback to the twenties is drinking whiskey during the middle of the day while working

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsrgem/another_throwback_to_the_twenties_is_drinking/ (TurtleInATracksuit)
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At a funeral, people cry and want their loved one back. But if the corpse woke up and started talking, they would scream and run away from their loved one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsrfw1/at_a_funeral_people_cry_and_want_their_loved_one/ (jien18)
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The Pee Pee Dance is probably the most popular dance in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsrfj2/the_pee_pee_dance_is_probably_the_most_popular/ (HeyImJokar)
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The Pee Pee Dance is probably the most preformed dance in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsrchh/the_pee_pee_dance_is_probably_the_most_preformed/ ([deleted])
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There's seedless grapes, seedless oranges, and seedless watermelons. Get your shit together avocado industry!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsrb6u/theres_seedless_grapes_seedless_oranges_and/ (Gwaiian)
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Writing the Letter “W” and spelling it Double you, actually doesn’t contain the letter “W”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsrb0i/writing_the_letter_w_and_spelling_it_double_you/ (Antman-is-in-thanos)
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That guy who guessed that Queen Elizabeth would die in May of last year could have been wrong by one year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsraak/that_guy_who_guessed_that_queen_elizabeth_would/ (pm-me-turtle-nudes)
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Nonessential businesses are trying to make a contribution by doing more nonessential things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsra7l/nonessential_businesses_are_trying_to_make_a/ (Corey_Matthew)
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If someone says they’ll see you tomorrow they really won’t since tomorrow never truly comes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsr9xa/if_someone_says_theyll_see_you_tomorrow_they/ (Camelot_V2)
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Billions and billions of people don't know about your fuck ups

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsr94y/billions_and_billions_of_people_dont_know_about/ (moneybot13)
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So much potato chip flavored air has been sold

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsr7ni/so_much_potato_chip_flavored_air_has_been_sold/ (moneybot13)
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Through the theory of relativity, Peter Quill is the oldest member of the MCU

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsr7mp/through_the_theory_of_relativity_peter_quill_is/ (MarrosoftVER88)
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The energy at every band’s first concert once we can go to shows again is going to be insane.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsr704/the_energy_at_every_bands_first_concert_once_we/ (homebrewtj)
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We are in the spring break that no one asked for that will probably last all summer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsr6x8/we_are_in_the_spring_break_that_no_one_asked_for/ (Coopstar07)
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Posting a thought on the internet will mostly get you people countering that thought with their own twist to it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsr5ps/posting_a_thought_on_the_internet_will_mostly_get/ (crazy_brazy22)
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Having too much fun doing one thing causes you to raise your expectations for other fun activities, but not doing enough fun activities causes you to give up on having fun entirely.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsr2gj/having_too_much_fun_doing_one_thing_causes_you_to/ (ChocoMemer)
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Microsoft Word or Grammarly would change the game of texting due to some OCD.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsr21t/microsoft_word_or_grammarly_would_change_the_game/ (maldo769)
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After this whole situation I bet companies will realize the can save a lot of money on office space.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsr209/after_this_whole_situation_i_bet_companies_will/ ([deleted])
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It cannot be proven that you are the star of a tv show and everyone you know online and irl are putting up an act, and the very things that you were told is solid scientific evidence is lies everyone pretends to believe for entertainment purposes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsqyse/it_cannot_be_proven_that_you_are_the_star_of_a_tv/ (Braveknight999)
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Mom Jokes are probably a thing just like Dad jokes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsqvwo/mom_jokes_are_probably_a_thing_just_like_dad_jokes/ (Skyraider44)
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There's a group of students out there that were planning on having a 4th quarter comeback at school to end the year with better grades.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsqv1n/theres_a_group_of_students_out_there_that_were/ (nacho_selfs)
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In 1993 we’ll all be free.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsqtz1/in_1993_well_all_be_free/ (Gary_October)
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A necromancer could animate the skeleton inside you and turn you into a meat puppet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsqt94/a_necromancer_could_animate_the_skeleton_inside/ (childrenofkorlis)
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Mass shootings are down significantly because no one is gathering in groups of 10 or more

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsqsna/mass_shootings_are_down_significantly_because_no/ (damicsa)
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Body language and verbal/written thoughts are the closest we can be to reading someone else's mind

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsqsmy/body_language_and_verbalwritten_thoughts_are_the/ (Skyraider44)
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Progressive Flo is trapped in an Asylum,. In.All.The.Commercials. IT MAKES SENSE!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsqsih/progressive_flo_is_trapped_in_an_asylum/ (Preesi)
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if you don’t consider your corpse yourself the place you die in is the only one you physically enter more times than you leave

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsqr96/if_you_dont_consider_your_corpse_yourself_the/ (ItsLilly22)
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Skeletons have been shrink wrapped in skin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsqpfg/skeletons_have_been_shrink_wrapped_in_skin/ (Gary_October)
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Sales for the party game Twister have probably dropped significantly lately.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsqord/sales_for_the_party_game_twister_have_probably/ (GoldenRpup)
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It's fun for us to play with cats but it's probably really frustrating for the cat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsqnn1/its_fun_for_us_to_play_with_cats_but_its_probably/ (Chicken_Nuggies123)
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Must be a major bummer for people who were really trying to stick with their New Year's resolution to join a health club.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsqnjg/must_be_a_major_bummer_for_people_who_were_really/ (perfect_square)
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With most McDonalds being closed, hopefully they can finally fix the ice-cream machine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsqnap/with_most_mcdonalds_being_closed_hopefully_they/ (SinisterKid)
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Elastigirl probably didn’t experience any pain giving birth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsqmqq/elastigirl_probably_didnt_experience_any_pain/ ([deleted])
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When someone hits their head and gets an idea, they’re either a genius scientist or an insane lunatic. Either way, it turns into a movie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsqiir/when_someone_hits_their_head_and_gets_an_idea/ (TheGreyOwlGamer)
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The exact moment that your parents started becoming boring people is written on your birth certificate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsqh2w/the_exact_moment_that_your_parents_started/ (MyBurnerAccount1977)
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A lot of people forget to account for the curvature of the earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsqfli/a_lot_of_people_forget_to_account_for_the/ ([deleted])
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Describing Tiger King makes you sound like Stefon from Weekend Update.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsqce9/describing_tiger_king_makes_you_sound_like_stefon/ (FART_ON_MY_DICK)
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Mother Nature knows when everything is jacked up and the world needs a reset.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsqb09/mother_nature_knows_when_everything_is_jacked_up/ (Hard_as_it_looks)
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With the easy availability of hair clippers and absence of barbers. Mullets will see a resurgence in popularity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsq9py/with_the_easy_availability_of_hair_clippers_and/ (firefighter_82)
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There’s a possibly that soda tastes much better after being shaken.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsq94d/theres_a_possibly_that_soda_tastes_much_better/ (GildDigger)
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Labor and birthing rooms are really emergency rooms if you think about that word.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsq8vz/labor_and_birthing_rooms_are_really_emergency/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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The word ambiguous only has one meaning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsq8mv/the_word_ambiguous_only_has_one_meaning/ (SweetVictory2001)
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Once you throw a stone you change a lake/river forever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsq7ot/once_you_throw_a_stone_you_change_a_lakeriver/ (r0ndeb0m)
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A cigar is technically a burrito.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsq7n5/a_cigar_is_technically_a_burrito/ (Coloradio-Engineer)
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With all the money they’re saving from not being able to go out and buy smashed avo and chai lattes, millennials will be able to enter the housing market soon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsq6wt/with_all_the_money_theyre_saving_from_not_being/ (unsmartone1)
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The U.S. alone probably has enough nukes to destroy every other major country and take over the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsq5co/the_us_alone_probably_has_enough_nukes_to_destroy/ (fos8890)
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There is probably more than enough public surveillance footage of you to make a full feature movie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsq5ce/there_is_probably_more_than_enough_public/ (Olaffubbuffalo)
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By naming them the Mario brothers, Nintendo is insinuating that Luigi is named Luigi Mario, and Mario is named Mario Mario.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsq4yl/by_naming_them_the_mario_brothers_nintendo_is/ ([deleted])
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Movies rated R are the more realistic than Reality TV

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsq4ts/movies_rated_r_are_the_more_realistic_than/ (TailCyka)
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If you drop a d6 on the ground, the earth takes a d6 worth of damage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsq2iz/if_you_drop_a_d6_on_the_ground_the_earth_takes_a/ (Stump_The_Gnome)
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if you truly think about it, almost any movie can be applied biblically

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsq2hx/if_you_truly_think_about_it_almost_any_movie_can/ (lukethiel)
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Someone could have a very low IQ, but got lucky on their IQ test.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsq0m6/someone_could_have_a_very_low_iq_but_got_lucky_on/ (IcyCubey)
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Tomorrow could potentially be the largest cause of unintentionally deadly pranks ever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsq0gu/tomorrow_could_potentially_be_the_largest_cause/ (Rhobaz)
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It is only acceptable to put ice in milk when there is whipped coffee on top

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fspzlt/it_is_only_acceptable_to_put_ice_in_milk_when/ (kobesexual)
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The most logical fear that everyone chooses to ignore is the fear of ones self

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fspwxo/the_most_logical_fear_that_everyone_chooses_to/ (Drag0nSlayer450)
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You've probably seen something someone would kill for and dismissed it as worthless.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fspw8n/youve_probably_seen_something_someone_would_kill/ (HecateAthena)
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You never think of fishes as carnivores, but the first thing you think of as fishing bait is a worm

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fspvwq/you_never_think_of_fishes_as_carnivores_but_the/ (gravelork)
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It must be an overwhelmingly bizarre feeling when a one hit wonder musician knows they’ve peaked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fspudo/it_must_be_an_overwhelmingly_bizarre_feeling_when/ (PurpleSunCraze)
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Humor has gone the way of the Avatar; when the world needed it most, it vanished.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsptj0/humor_has_gone_the_way_of_the_avatar_when_the/ (ral365)
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You waste a lot of your life opening doors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fspsd7/you_waste_a_lot_of_your_life_opening_doors/ (IcyCubey)
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The amount of people who shit in complete darkness is probably fairly low

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsps1m/the_amount_of_people_who_shit_in_complete/ (LillianLobster)
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Many animal shelters will probably have to kill off A LOT of the animals there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsprso/many_animal_shelters_will_probably_have_to_kill/ (MaseyRod)
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We've all been told to go to our rooms and think about what we've done

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fspqhk/weve_all_been_told_to_go_to_our_rooms_and_think/ (bytheoceantoday)
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Taxes in comic book cities (Gotham and Metropolis) must be so high with the amount of money prisons for super villains must cost.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsppgd/taxes_in_comic_book_cities_gotham_and_metropolis/ (optloon88)
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Zoom needs a concert mode that makes the performer loud but puts the audience at 1/8 volume to create feedback for the artist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsppdj/zoom_needs_a_concert_mode_that_makes_the/ (akairborne)
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Airpods are priced roughly the same as a nuclear reactor core in weight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fspp7w/airpods_are_priced_roughly_the_same_as_a_nuclear/ (Petterrs96)
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Reality tv is an oxymoron

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fspozb/reality_tv_is_an_oxymoron/ (potatozceuncher)
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The Vulcans (Star Trek) are controlled logic; the Incubators (Madoka Magica) are uninhibited logic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fspovl/the_vulcans_star_trek_are_controlled_logic_the/ (Zytharros)
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Definitely and totally are used more often sarcastically than normally

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fspntp/definitely_and_totally_are_used_more_often/ (Potato5968)
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If two people each find the other person’s laugh funny, it might result in an endless cycle of laughter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fspkn7/if_two_people_each_find_the_other_persons_laugh/ (nomnomcat17)
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Learn to love and cherish mistakes. You learn more from mistakes than you do from success.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fspkhv/learn_to_love_and_cherish_mistakes_you_learn_more/ (roastedtoperfection)
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If we got a shout-out whenever we died, people would probably kill themselves for death clout

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fspjq4/if_we_got_a_shoutout_whenever_we_died_people/ (Spencyn)
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Of the 7 continents, you will probably live your life never going to all of them. Even when excluding Antarctica, you probably won't go to all of the other 5.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fspj60/of_the_7_continents_you_will_probably_live_your/ (FooooorGlory)
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Next year’s award show in memoriam sections are going to be rough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsphuj/next_years_award_show_in_memoriam_sections_are/ (philimusprime)
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You are faster at making rotations than the Earth, which has been rotating for it's entire existence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsph4k/you_are_faster_at_making_rotations_than_the_earth/ ([deleted])
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Human interaction becomes more desirable when it is taken away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fspca0/human_interaction_becomes_more_desirable_when_it/ (ChiDiva24)
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Tiger King and Animal Crossing are both wildly popular when humanity is forced to live in seclusion or commerce with nature.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fspbn0/tiger_king_and_animal_crossing_are_both_wildly/ (ALPHAMAGNUS)
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Saying “and?” after someone says something is “who asked”, but for boomers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fspaw0/saying_and_after_someone_says_something_is_who/ ([deleted])
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In the movie Wall-E the people who came back to earth after 700 years shouldn’t even be able to breathe oxygen since there was only 1 plant to be founded.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fspaei/in_the_movie_walle_the_people_who_came_back_to/ (Psyyto)
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Wild animals are walking around thinking “Where’d all the humans go?”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fspa12/wild_animals_are_walking_around_thinking_whered/ (sonicoduh1125)
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Says “and?” after someone says something is “who asked”, but for boomers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsp96g/says_and_after_someone_says_something_is_who/ ([deleted])
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Bit have you though

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsp8kj/bit_have_you_though/ (skiless_python)
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“Echo” is probably the most commonly said word in an echo-y place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsp6xg/echo_is_probably_the_most_commonly_said_word_in/ (Amazingakak)
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Polar bears are having a party rn for CO2 emissions gowing down and ice caps melting slower

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsp63k/polar_bears_are_having_a_party_rn_for_co2/ (Psyyto)
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Parallel universes hide in plain sight. Every creature is the center of it's own unique universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsp62o/parallel_universes_hide_in_plain_sight_every/ (traverlaw)
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Fuck you chicken nugget meatball man, they are meat pancakes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsp4gy/fuck_you_chicken_nugget_meatball_man_they_are/ (Untiltheend54)
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The Star Spangled Banner begins and ends with a question

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsp3z2/the_star_spangled_banner_begins_and_ends_with_a/ (Tiberius-the-Cuddler)
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Stabilize what your father took from you is the reverse of shake what yo mama gave ya

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsp2y8/stabilize_what_your_father_took_from_you_is_the/ (megaloswan)
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You add ing to a word to make it a verb like fish and fishing, so what are th’s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsp20k/you_add_ing_to_a_word_to_make_it_a_verb_like_fish/ (BayouBass69)
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The hairdressers are closed...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsozxo/the_hairdressers_are_closed/ (Redblackberry)
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A vast majority of people on dating apps will be catfishes when it’s safe to go out on dates again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsoxqz/a_vast_majority_of_people_on_dating_apps_will_be/ (mcking007)
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It is possible for your biological dad/mom to be a virgin

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsoxlr/it_is_possible_for_your_biological_dadmom_to_be_a/ (Ocularlocus)
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KFC have to change their slogan because "finger licking" is no longer advised.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsowpb/kfc_have_to_change_their_slogan_because_finger/ (TheToxicDuck66)
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Everyone is good at masturbation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsovk2/everyone_is_good_at_masturbation/ (lions-n-tigers)
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When everyone can go out in public again, being clean cut will be very attractive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsoutd/when_everyone_can_go_out_in_public_again_being/ (roosterkat)
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We are experiencing one of the rare times where lazy people actually have a better chance of survival that not lazy people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsorxb/we_are_experiencing_one_of_the_rare_times_where/ (AbbyClaw)
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Most men have “lesbian haircuts”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsoq5v/most_men_have_lesbian_haircuts/ (little-orphan-boy)
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Paper beating rock makes no sense due to the fact Rock doesn’t lose its physical damage or ability while covered by a piece of paper.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsopux/paper_beating_rock_makes_no_sense_due_to_the_fact/ (MyleswithCody)
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If Salt Kills Slugs, And The Sea Is Salt, Then How Is there Sea Slugs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsopo3/if_salt_kills_slugs_and_the_sea_is_salt_then_how/ (soccerislife1469)
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If Siskel and Ebert were to give "two thumbs up" in ancient Rome then the losing Gladiator would have been killed. The Gladiators would have actually battled for Siskel and Ebert to give them "two thumbs down."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsop3d/if_siskel_and_ebert_were_to_give_two_thumbs_up_in/ (Deanothedino)
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Everyone yammers about feeling something crunchy in soft food, but it's worse if you're drinking and feel something soft in your beverage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsoo78/everyone_yammers_about_feeling_something_crunchy/ (blasphemous__)
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At some point swords and machetes swapped places about which one was scary

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsoo42/at_some_point_swords_and_machetes_swapped_places/ (LennerKetty)
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Articles promising safety information but are behind paywalls is about a sleazy as it gets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fson86/articles_promising_safety_information_but_are/ (wazurobi)
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You know you are famous (actor/actress/singer/whatever) when suddenly the nude photo of you you never take suddenly shows up in internet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsomva/you_know_you_are_famous/ (asian_boi_3000)
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Monkeys must be breathing a sigh of relief they're no longer the diseased animal du joir.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsomj8/monkeys_must_be_breathing_a_sigh_of_relief_theyre/ (Lowfuji)
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8 to 2 o’clock feels much more in the morning

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsom0c/8_to_2_oclock_feels_much_more_in_the_morning/ (NassosB)
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If humans turned into liquid when in heat like a chocolate bar there’d be no human life on the equator or in some parts of Za Warudo.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsole8/if_humans_turned_into_liquid_when_in_heat_like_a/ (Idk_to_put_here)
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Every number from 1 - 10 has one syllable except for seven making super annoying especially when counting music

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsoire/every_number_from_1_10_has_one_syllable_except/ (GetSomeBread)
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The world has been on a massive cascade or domino effect since 1914

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsoir7/the_world_has_been_on_a_massive_cascade_or_domino/ (Styx1992)
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Pecans kinda look like vaginas

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsoil8/pecans_kinda_look_like_vaginas/ (popularloser)
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Morrisey and Shakira kind of sound the same

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsoij7/morrisey_and_shakira_kind_of_sound_the_same/ (wilsonmack13)
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If over a thousand years passed, everyone would have their cake day on every day of the year because of the leap year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsohxh/if_over_a_thousand_years_passed_everyone_would/ (gopherguts2)
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Ancient people must’ve been very confused watching they’re children go through puberty

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsohtd/ancient_people_mustve_been_very_confused_watching/ ([deleted])
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The only way to describe a simile is as a simile of a metaphor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsogwf/the_only_way_to_describe_a_simile_is_as_a_simile/ ([deleted])
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if we made seconds shorter we could probably live for thousands of years

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsogb4/if_we_made_seconds_shorter_we_could_probably_live/ (mek-quake-)
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Satirical news publications, like The Onion, are inherently more trustworthy than any actual news publication.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsog3x/satirical_news_publications_like_the_onion_are/ (Dont_Touch_The_Pooka)
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Vases are life support for dying plants

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsofmv/vases_are_life_support_for_dying_plants/ ([deleted])
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Homeschoolers are no longer a minority group.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsoezj/homeschoolers_are_no_longer_a_minority_group/ (Charlie_Munger137)
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The Office is more famous than any other documentary.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsoel3/the_office_is_more_famous_than_any_other/ (cobaltbpt)
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It's a good year to be a rescue animal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsoehn/its_a_good_year_to_be_a_rescue_animal/ (Elya91)
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Watching the late night shows filmed from the hosts homes without audience laughter really shows how unfunny many of the jokes actually are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsoccr/watching_the_late_night_shows_filmed_from_the/ (ThePlaidJaraffe)
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April 1 WHO be all: SIKE

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsobg7/april_1_who_be_all_sike/ (cornylamygilbert)
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Children growing up will not know what a house phone is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsob42/children_growing_up_will_not_know_what_a_house/ (RemorselessRick)
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Worcestershire sauce is western soy sauce.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsoast/worcestershire_sauce_is_western_soy_sauce/ (Kirigaya9191)
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As the shelter in place wears on, dogs will be happier from the record number of walks people take to escape the house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsoasa/as_the_shelter_in_place_wears_on_dogs_will_be/ (thisismachaut)
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Potentially, someone who was worked in the aviation industry could have started their career working on biplanes, and ended it by working on jets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fso9wk/potentially_someone_who_was_worked_in_the/ (BananaFace765)
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Your house is connected to tons of other homes by a series of underground tunnels.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fso9an/your_house_is_connected_to_tons_of_other_homes_by/ (GrizzledTheGrizzly)
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In the Star Wars movies, anything resembling Google is only used once, and it doesn't work

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fso8z4/in_the_star_wars_movies_anything_resembling/ (kylehk58)
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Most people have never seen a milk crate with milk in it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fso8sy/most_people_have_never_seen_a_milk_crate_with/ (LennerKetty)
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Recent events have showed us it's not "Florida Man" it's just Florida.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fso8q4/recent_events_have_showed_us_its_not_florida_man/ (MobsCanParry)
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Nature observers are taught to not interact with wild animals when approached but the wild animals must be confused why humans are the only animals not reacting to them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fso80f/nature_observers_are_taught_to_not_interact_with/ (sunfaller)
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Future generations will probably wonder about and mock the fact that the older generations want to stand 6 feet apart from one another.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fso7k1/future_generations_will_probably_wonder_about_and/ (wardenstark8)
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The sexiest part of sex is the facial expression during sex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fso7iz/the_sexiest_part_of_sex_is_the_facial_expression/ (lopezjessy)
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I'm really excited for tomorrow when we found out the entire last month was just a really elaborate April fool's joke.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fso77x/im_really_excited_for_tomorrow_when_we_found_out/ (TokenWhiteGuy95)
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Every ready-to-eat food is a vegetable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fso6vv/every_readytoeat_food_is_a_vegetable/ ([deleted])
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Peacocks have beautiful plumage they shake, but the homosapien's mating display is a Tinder profile.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fso6nn/peacocks_have_beautiful_plumage_they_shake_but/ (GrizzledTheGrizzly)
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Pigeons probably think we're extinct

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fso6li/pigeons_probably_think_were_extinct/ (binkybales28)
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Pigeons probably think we're extinct

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fso6ja/pigeons_probably_think_were_extinct/ (binkybales28)
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If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around to hear it, it does make a sound

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fso4gt/if_a_tree_falls_in_the_woods_and_nobody_is_around/ (okayestsmallbusiness)
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Due to the amount of cash Pablo Escobar had and made, the real winner from his drug selling was his elastic band supplier.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fso33n/due_to_the_amount_of_cash_pablo_escobar_had_and/ (Currynrice9728)
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It would really suck if our hair and nails had nerve endings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fso33i/it_would_really_suck_if_our_hair_and_nails_had/ (lemonrabbits)
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A Treehugger is the exact opposite of a Skywalker

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fso1sc/a_treehugger_is_the_exact_opposite_of_a_skywalker/ (huyg)
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You techniquely jump higher when the moon is above you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsnzox/you_techniquely_jump_higher_when_the_moon_is/ (THEPURPLEALPACCA)
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The man who discovered the relation of maize, corn, and teosinte went to Cornell university.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsnyy7/the_man_who_discovered_the_relation_of_maize_corn/ (StUPiD_CaKe)
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Ryan is probably the most likeable guy in the office

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsnyaf/ryan_is_probably_the_most_likeable_guy_in_the/ (mrcharlesboyle)
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If something is deluxe it's supposed to be better quality and exclusive. Deluxe cars have leather and nice features, but a deluxe cheeseburger adds lettuce, onion, and tomato. We're getting cheated by the cheeseburger industry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsny6u/if_something_is_deluxe_its_supposed_to_be_better/ (GrizzledTheGrizzly)
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The whole world got sent to their rooms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsnxyr/the_whole_world_got_sent_to_their_rooms/ (redditmember666)
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Animal Crossing is teaching more kids how to read than schools are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsnxvq/animal_crossing_is_teaching_more_kids_how_to_read/ (feelrich)
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The whole world got sent to thier rooms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsnx37/the_whole_world_got_sent_to_thier_rooms/ ([deleted])
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Trans day of visibility has been anything but.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsnwns/trans_day_of_visibility_has_been_anything_but/ (lickingtheassoflife)
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The temperature of water you drink determines the flavor

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsnwjd/the_temperature_of_water_you_drink_determines_the/ (mirandaedwards1)
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Some wanted a world without vaccines. Here is a world without ONE vaccine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsnwd0/some_wanted_a_world_without_vaccines_here_is_a/ (3zerom)
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There were so many years of standard potato chip flavors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsnwcd/there_were_so_many_years_of_standard_potato_chip/ (Zepyrtucky)
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"Old people's clothes" were probably pretty fashionable when they were in their 20s.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsnv9n/old_peoples_clothes_were_probably_pretty/ (WilfridSephiroth)
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Never has there ever been more demand for sign language experts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsnv33/never_has_there_ever_been_more_demand_for_sign/ (Plutodigi)
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The STILL OPEN FOR TAKEOUT signs hanging everywhere really feel like those SURVIVORS INSIDE PLEASE SEND HELP signs in zombie movies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsnujk/the_still_open_for_takeout_signs_hanging/ ([deleted])
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We are all probably witnessing the death of the hand shake as a greeting in the West

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsntl0/we_are_all_probably_witnessing_the_death_of_the/ ([deleted])
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Humans literally have healing powers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsns36/humans_literally_have_healing_powers/ (aaronracicot)
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Most TV Shows Wouldn’t Exist If People Told The Truth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsnrkl/most_tv_shows_wouldnt_exist_if_people_told_the/ (HooHooCoach)
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If money really did grow on trees hyperinflation would quickly become a thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsnrf6/if_money_really_did_grow_on_trees_hyperinflation/ (Zuccx99fan)
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Sheets are bed underwear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsnre4/sheets_are_bed_underwear/ (12jam9)
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It’s probably a good thing the iron in our blood doesn’t react to magnets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsnq4d/its_probably_a_good_thing_the_iron_in_our_blood/ (Emastergamer01)
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Wendy’s is the roastme of the real world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsnq3q/wendys_is_the_roastme_of_the_real_world/ (darkkiller1234)
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Waters taste is it’s temperature

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsnnvp/waters_taste_is_its_temperature/ (Insayne-iwnl)
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It's during these times we are literally able to see where organizations place THEIR stock. In owner's pockets, or in employee's lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsnnig/its_during_these_times_we_are_literally_able_to/ (Moose_Jooser)
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No matter what way it's made, a potato dish will always become a mashed potato dish when ate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsnn47/no_matter_what_way_its_made_a_potato_dish_will/ (FinalSpartan1255)
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It feels like the last month has been April Fools Day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsnmre/it_feels_like_the_last_month_has_been_april_fools/ (benr783)
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There isn’t too much a PM bowl of cereal can’t cure

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsnlwu/there_isnt_too_much_a_pm_bowl_of_cereal_cant_cure/ ([deleted])
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The year needs to take a break tomorrow so we can enjoy a sacred holiday.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsnkui/the_year_needs_to_take_a_break_tomorrow_so_we_can/ (YTFatGuyGaming)
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If only there was a way to rid the world of boomers, reset the global economy, and do less harm to the world's climate, all at once.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsni9h/if_only_there_was_a_way_to_rid_the_world_of/ (j0hnk50)
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If a person pulls up to a neighborhood and parks while blasting the bass from their car stereo and nobody opens their windows or rushes out of their house to greet them, that's a hint that their music sucks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsngsj/if_a_person_pulls_up_to_a_neighborhood_and_parks/ (quirkycurlygirly)
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As we get older our storage is being filled, slowing us down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsnfff/as_we_get_older_our_storage_is_being_filled/ (WilyLlamaTrio)
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Two of life’s most needed things are invisible

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsndjc/two_of_lifes_most_needed_things_are_invisible/ (Dsb0208)
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People born in March/April would have a pretty unforgettable birthday

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsndid/people_born_in_marchapril_would_have_a_pretty/ (__Dawn__Amber__)
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Your brain is refined enough to be able to feel how the skin of a peach feels, just out of memory

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsnda1/your_brain_is_refined_enough_to_be_able_to_feel/ (MCUltraRetarded)
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Looney Toons went from Space Jam then into obscurity without anyone really noticing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsncwg/looney_toons_went_from_space_jam_then_into/ (Deanothedino)
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Anyone with a penis is also a cocktail.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsncjk/anyone_with_a_penis_is_also_a_cocktail/ (GuerrillaPerson)
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We can't see how big animals emotions are from the outside.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsnc7b/we_cant_see_how_big_animals_emotions_are_from_the/ (rvadom)
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Being angry is good and bad exercise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsna7l/being_angry_is_good_and_bad_exercise/ ([deleted])
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The front of your back is located behind you. Therefore, when people “talk behind your back” they are actually talking in front of your face.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsn9d6/the_front_of_your_back_is_located_behind_you/ (WillTrade4Food)
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In Harry Potter - potions must be so hard because they’ve never had maths.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsn8v0/in_harry_potter_potions_must_be_so_hard_because/ (ishtra)
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2021 is going to be a pretty dry year for television season sequels.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsn8mp/2021_is_going_to_be_a_pretty_dry_year_for/ (gibbler)
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Burglars have lost their jobs too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsn8g2/burglars_have_lost_their_jobs_too/ (Mlakofr)
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The writers of manuals to mount furniture live in a world without gravity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsn6py/the_writers_of_manuals_to_mount_furniture_live_in/ (shadeck)
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If we are forced to stay apart for an extended period, we might eradicate the flu

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsn5t3/if_we_are_forced_to_stay_apart_for_an_extended/ (fatpapava)
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The song ‘Stacey’s Mom’ must be a revolutionary classic as it’s storyline is re-told or re-imaginated in about 90% of MILF porn

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsn5lb/the_song_staceys_mom_must_be_a_revolutionary/ ([deleted])
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Joe Exotic is a perfect hybrid of Lt. Jim Dangle and Michael Scott.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsn4i1/joe_exotic_is_a_perfect_hybrid_of_lt_jim_dangle/ (Horophyle)
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There is no such thing as selflessness, everything anyone has ever done was with the intentions of befitting or eventually benefiting themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsn33o/there_is_no_such_thing_as_selflessness_everything/ (MaximumPollution)
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There is a large percentage of people that will believe anything if it's in a documentary format.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsn1zv/there_is_a_large_percentage_of_people_that_will/ (clondoor12)
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There are so many terrible licensed shovelware games out there that you could likely pick a random one, upload a normal playthrough, and hold the speedrun record, just because no one else wants to play it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsn06i/there_are_so_many_terrible_licensed_shovelware/ (Megamean10)
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Gun sounds in video games shouldn't really sound all that different.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsmzum/gun_sounds_in_video_games_shouldnt_really_sound/ (Mighty_V)
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The rise of Brostep in the 2010s did essentially the same thing to music as the rise of NU-Metal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsmzfk/the_rise_of_brostep_in_the_2010s_did_essentially/ (Xantorias)
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Great leaders are not always great people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsmxna/great_leaders_are_not_always_great_people/ (-EvidenceOfSin-)
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The way we put on wristwatches is very inconvenient, but no one has been bothered to fix it yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsmvwx/the_way_we_put_on_wristwatches_is_very/ (kulbil)
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Tomorrow is gonna be one hell of an April Fools Day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsmvtg/tomorrow_is_gonna_be_one_hell_of_an_april_fools/ (KairuSmairukon)
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Every question is an embarrassing question if you’re introverted and/or have social anxiety.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsmtwr/every_question_is_an_embarrassing_question_if/ (Mememanofcanada)
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Confessing your feelings to your crush on 1st April is a win or win situation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsmt43/confessing_your_feelings_to_your_crush_on_1st/ (__Dawn__Amber__)
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Charlie and the chocolate factory is actually just about a man who takes kids into his building and tries to kill them off with the help of enslaved midgets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsmsko/charlie_and_the_chocolate_factory_is_actually/ (PapaDtheDnDmaster)
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We are really missing out on random dog pets on walks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsmrdr/we_are_really_missing_out_on_random_dog_pets_on/ (Mitchdavismann)
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Schizophrenic people probably have stands but we can’t see them because we aren’t stand users

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsmq13/schizophrenic_people_probably_have_stands_but_we/ (jwcruz0810)
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People with long nose hair are less likely to swallow a bug.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsmokr/people_with_long_nose_hair_are_less_likely_to/ (Advocate)
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Tomorrow is a really bad day to break up with you SO because whatever you do, they'll believe it's a prank

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsmojg/tomorrow_is_a_really_bad_day_to_break_up_with_you/ (Superman6014)
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Most people don’t like talking to their parents about their sex life. Unless you are trying to make a baby, and then suddenly it’s ok to tell them you’re doing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsmo6n/most_people_dont_like_talking_to_their_parents/ (PM_ME_UR_JUICEBOXES)
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When we stare into nothingness, we are actually staring into our own souls...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsmnn4/when_we_stare_into_nothingness_we_are_actually/ (Gaafster18)
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Had Rose and Jack survived the sinking of the Titanic they would probably have had a dysfunctional relationship

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsmlx8/had_rose_and_jack_survived_the_sinking_of_the/ (Sythosz)
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We never stop and think about it, but the idea of two different opinions is pretty crazy, subjectivity is a gift

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsmlq2/we_never_stop_and_think_about_it_but_the_idea_of/ (EC987)
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The question "how old are you?" has probably never been answered with "one".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsmkqw/the_question_how_old_are_you_has_probably_never/ ([deleted])
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Whenever it’s cold outside we want to be hot and when it’s hot outside we want to be cold, humans always want what they don’t have

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsmk2j/whenever_its_cold_outside_we_want_to_be_hot_and/ (EC987)
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All of JJBA can be real but we only know it as a manga and anime

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsmjgs/all_of_jjba_can_be_real_but_we_only_know_it_as_a/ (YaBoiDylan4618)
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If everyone is unique in there own way, then the average person is unique, which makes them an average person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsmio1/if_everyone_is_unique_in_there_own_way_then_the/ (Hitman07435)
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The resolution of a painting is the artist's skill level

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsmhyn/the_resolution_of_a_painting_is_the_artists_skill/ ([deleted])
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When your post gets removed, it’s no different than the thought police giving you a ticket.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsmhiw/when_your_post_gets_removed_its_no_different_than/ (crazy_brazy22)
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All four classical elements can kill you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsmhfa/all_four_classical_elements_can_kill_you/ (PresidenteClint)
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The voices of the main character children on “Bob’s Burgers” totally do not sound like children’s voices.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsmgag/the_voices_of_the_main_character_children_on_bobs/ (WayyySmarterThanYou)
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Indiana Jones seems to destroy or loose more relics then he ever puts in a museum

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsmfdb/indiana_jones_seems_to_destroy_or_loose_more/ (step6666)
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News about the quarentine getting prolonged give you the same feeling as loading screens when they get stuck at some percentage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsmet6/news_about_the_quarentine_getting_prolonged_give/ (TryingToBeAMeme)
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UFOs appear blurry in pictures because they have the technology to make the picture look fake so nobody will think they're real

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsme84/ufos_appear_blurry_in_pictures_because_they_have/ (TheSenate567)
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Everybody wants to know “where’s Waldo” but nobody ever wants to know “how’s Waldo”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsmdox/everybody_wants_to_know_wheres_waldo_but_nobody/ (AppleberryJames)
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Based on social expectations, the shyest man is probably not as shy as the shyest woman

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsmdep/based_on_social_expectations_the_shyest_man_is/ ([deleted])
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It's technically possible, though extremely unlikely, to play a Pokémon game while only encountering shiny Pokémon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsmc5o/its_technically_possible_though_extremely/ (other_usernames_gone)
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A lawyer's job is to protect you from other lawyers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsmc0x/a_lawyers_job_is_to_protect_you_from_other_lawyers/ (Nubbins02)
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One of the only companies that is doing well at the moment is onlyfans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsm9eb/one_of_the_only_companies_that_is_doing_well_at/ (FineCityLad)
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Paper that doesn’t causes papercut will be a crazy invention.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsm937/paper_that_doesnt_causes_papercut_will_be_a_crazy/ (vjin56)
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Dogs definitely think we keep our phones in our hips

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsm88p/dogs_definitely_think_we_keep_our_phones_in_our/ (Dmunz6227)
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Santa gives small edible statues of himself to children

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsm7rg/santa_gives_small_edible_statues_of_himself_to/ (Vmark26)
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Alexa is a modern day clapper

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsm526/alexa_is_a_modern_day_clapper/ (Bubbaedc)
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Dumbledore and Mufasa's deaths are bery similar.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsm4zm/dumbledore_and_mufasas_deaths_are_bery_similar/ (SnapplyPieNC)
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Animal Crossing is escapist fantasy about just being able to acquire wealth and achieve anything you can dream of if you just work hard enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsm2ex/animal_crossing_is_escapist_fantasy_about_just/ (heftymoose)
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Pain is the body changing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsm24f/pain_is_the_body_changing/ (GrammarPolice1234)
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“Asking for a friend” is the get out of jail free card for risky questions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsm06l/asking_for_a_friend_is_the_get_out_of_jail_free/ (yeetymcskeety420)
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There's gonna be a lot of sex being had once these restrictions lift

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fslz8a/theres_gonna_be_a_lot_of_sex_being_had_once_these/ (v0yev0da)
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When a house collapses from termite damage, there's one last bite from one termite that does the whole structure in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fslx0o/when_a_house_collapses_from_termite_damage_theres/ (SlackerNinja717)
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Everyone who is buried is uniformly complying with the six foot rule.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fslva7/everyone_who_is_buried_is_uniformly_complying/ (badmotorthumb)
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Chicken nuggets taste like hardened chicken mousse

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fslupv/chicken_nuggets_taste_like_hardened_chicken_mousse/ (BrunoEye)
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The Vatican doesn’t care about its people or saving mankind through funding research or food programs for the poorest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsluhr/the_vatican_doesnt_care_about_its_people_or/ (donkeyshowboy)
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Bricks can be used to reduce homelessness in at least two different ways.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fslsy7/bricks_can_be_used_to_reduce_homelessness_in_at/ ([deleted])
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It must be really hard to be an IRS agent with an Indian accent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fslsle/it_must_be_really_hard_to_be_an_irs_agent_with_an/ (YourMom1285)
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Equality of sufficiency is the only kind that matters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fslrnm/equality_of_sufficiency_is_the_only_kind_that/ (Advocate)
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Blind people probably don't know when to stop wiping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fslosb/blind_people_probably_dont_know_when_to_stop/ (XxYoBoixX927)
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If you see any of the “essential” workers wearing masks to protect their health please do no get scared and complain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fslo13/if_you_see_any_of_the_essential_workers_wearing/ (Got_You_Covered)
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Despite having it's own taste and smell, when we think of popcorn we associate it with the smell/taste of butter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fslnuz/despite_having_its_own_taste_and_smell_when_we/ (IronLadFromHeck)
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The Easter bunny is a socially acceptable fursona

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsllrj/the_easter_bunny_is_a_socially_acceptable_fursona/ (KaptinShinyPantz)
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Holding a door open for someone, has gone from a kind gesture to a threat of death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fslh5m/holding_a_door_open_for_someone_has_gone_from_a/ (halflemonhero)
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Nobody noticed how slow the flow of money has become.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fslgd5/nobody_noticed_how_slow_the_flow_of_money_has/ (256Moin256)
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Your pet might have a nickname for you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fslerr/your_pet_might_have_a_nickname_for_you/ (moneybot13)
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The world would most definitely NOT be a better place if everyone spoke the same language.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsldc1/the_world_would_most_definitely_not_be_a_better/ (MaximumPollution)
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There are probably a bunch of earthworms dying of old age.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fslbjp/there_are_probably_a_bunch_of_earthworms_dying_of/ (rogalporn)
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When applying for a job companies can do very thorough background checks while you don’t know anything about them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fslb46/when_applying_for_a_job_companies_can_do_very/ (ICONICAssMaster)
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You will never get to meet the youngest person alive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fslatq/you_will_never_get_to_meet_the_youngest_person/ (ShadowTheMemer)
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Indiana Jones is immortal, and so is his Dad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsl9fg/indiana_jones_is_immortal_and_so_is_his_dad/ (MercilessLight)
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Becoming an adult is really when you transition from using the small spoon to the big spoon to eat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsl95f/becoming_an_adult_is_really_when_you_transition/ (Skipper2399)
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Amazing how many things can be fermented into alcohol, almost like someone really wanted humans to get drunk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsl94p/amazing_how_many_things_can_be_fermented_into/ ([deleted])
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100% of april fools pranks will be faking being infected

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsl8ux/100_of_april_fools_pranks_will_be_faking_being/ (_MaitrePanda_)
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Add State and Federal ballots to the stimulus checks and make it a requirement to complete before tendered

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsl6gg/add_state_and_federal_ballots_to_the_stimulus/ (the__itis)
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Making fun of the French

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsl427/making_fun_of_the_french/ (ScroteLawson)
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A majority of mass murders were murders at mass (church).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsl3m2/a_majority_of_mass_murders_were_murders_at_mass/ (AnnexFromCanada)
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"FYI" sounds friendly and professional, but "for your information" sounds juvenile and indignant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsl2jq/fyi_sounds_friendly_and_professional_but_for_your/ (pertobello)
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Scooby and Shaggy's continued belief in ghosts and monsters after seeing literally hundreds of them exposed as artifices demands greater suspension of disbelief from the audience than ghosts and monsters themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsl1xg/scooby_and_shaggys_continued_belief_in_ghosts_and/ (Judge_T)
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People complain about being ghosted but the person who have ghosted them might have actually died.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsl1qc/people_complain_about_being_ghosted_but_the/ (993tg)
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It looks like essential oil business weren’t so essential after all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsl0ss/it_looks_like_essential_oil_business_werent_so/ (human8ure)
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You can totally kiss the homies goodnight of you have a two-week sleepover.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fskzr6/you_can_totally_kiss_the_homies_goodnight_of_you/ (Lord_Noodlez)
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Good thing don't need to understand how many meters you have to stand from someone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fskyme/good_thing_dont_need_to_understand_how_many/ ([deleted])
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Half Life Alyx is the only game in the series where you can aim down sights

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fskyi0/half_life_alyx_is_the_only_game_in_the_series/ (iVeryTasteful)
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Every day we spend away from the overseers, it's more and more obvious why they were there to begin with.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fskxx9/every_day_we_spend_away_from_the_overseers_its/ (LegoPrizeDecade)
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Pigeons must think we’re extinct.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fskvrc/pigeons_must_think_were_extinct/ (_hereforthehorror_)
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If you mess something up for good, it's not good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fskvqg/if_you_mess_something_up_for_good_its_not_good/ (SweetBoson)
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Pinocchio didn’t get lost because he was a bad kid like the movie seems to be trying to indicate, it’s because japeto didn’t teach him enough about how the world works before sending him out into it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fskvme/pinocchio_didnt_get_lost_because_he_was_a_bad_kid/ (zoey_lukensen)
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We're experiencing a period of peak facial hair and mullets in human history

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fskvft/were_experiencing_a_period_of_peak_facial_hair/ (mrpug)
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There have probably never been that many unshaved men in the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fskuxb/there_have_probably_never_been_that_many_unshaved/ ([deleted])
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The exact length of the included iPhone charging cable was chosen to balance functionality and budget.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsku4f/the_exact_length_of_the_included_iphone_charging/ (whatsupdaddy)
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April Fools Day is a good opportunity to find out how someone would react to news that you accidentally destroyed/lost something they value

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fskt9x/april_fools_day_is_a_good_opportunity_to_find_out/ (solsangraal)
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Mario shouldn’t be on the Enterprise unless he has a 1-up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fskrl6/mario_shouldnt_be_on_the_enterprise_unless_he_has/ (SailorDankmeme)
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The whole “which way are you going?” dance between oncoming pedestrians has been pushed back by like 30 feet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fskrfe/the_whole_which_way_are_you_going_dance_between/ (BreatheMyStink)
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When someone asks you “what’s up,” responding with “all of the above” is technically a correct answer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fskqft/when_someone_asks_you_whats_up_responding_with/ (Cuber_01)
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r/explainlikeimfive was literally created from a quote from The Office.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fskq6t/rexplainlikeimfive_was_literally_created_from_a/ (OMEGANINJA0247)
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The most frustrating thing in the world is when you’re just about done with the dishes and then someone randomly just comes in and drops off 10 plates.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fskpvi/the_most_frustrating_thing_in_the_world_is_when/ (ihate-Everythingx)
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All video games are role-playing games, even though some of them are not advertised as such.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fskpjp/all_video_games_are_roleplaying_games_even_though/ (Surfingmonkeys)
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The Earth has sent us to our rooms think about what we've done to it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fskpip/the_earth_has_sent_us_to_our_rooms_think_about/ ([deleted])
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If five nights at Freddy's is about 5 dead children, then that makes fnaf rule34 child porn

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fskot8/if_five_nights_at_freddys_is_about_5_dead/ (StUPiD_CaKe)
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Your body creates a feeling of falling from high when you never did so

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsko96/your_body_creates_a_feeling_of_falling_from_high/ (konkoorer)
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It’s comical when men are seduced with tigers and drugs but creepy with women.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsknhm/its_comical_when_men_are_seduced_with_tigers_and/ (tiller_ray)
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Our parents told us our faces would get stuck if we made mean ones, when they should have warned us that our personalities can get stuck if we act mean.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fskn8g/our_parents_told_us_our_faces_would_get_stuck_if/ (Agent_Micheal_Scarn)
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Your job is not secure unless you’re an essential employee.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsklpp/your_job_is_not_secure_unless_youre_an_essential/ (roastedtoperfection)
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You probably have splinters stuck in your fingers from when you were a kid that you never took out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fskl4v/you_probably_have_splinters_stuck_in_your_fingers/ (RussianDerevo)
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So many iterations of the same ruminations on here

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fskkrp/so_many_iterations_of_the_same_ruminations_on_here/ (johnnyblaze-DHB)
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Cheese Cake just sounds gross

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fskkag/cheese_cake_just_sounds_gross/ ([deleted])
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There has been a lot of money and energy wasted lighting the overnight security lights at most stores/ offices around the world because of a few thieves in the past.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fskk78/there_has_been_a_lot_of_money_and_energy_wasted/ (bigbumpin)
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Maybe mothers talk to people they know from work because they don't want to lose touch with them, just as they lost contact with people from school when they avoided them in public

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fskiyb/maybe_mothers_talk_to_people_they_know_from_work/ (konkoorer)
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So many people have the same 'thoughts' on here

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fskfmy/so_many_people_have_the_same_thoughts_on_here/ (johnnyblaze-DHB)
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If ghosts exists, there's probably a lot of them hanging out in porn studios

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fskdsd/if_ghosts_exists_theres_probably_a_lot_of_them/ (Darkdreams28)
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Bats have done more for nature than any of the world's major powers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fskdc7/bats_have_done_more_for_nature_than_any_of_the/ (AmphotericRed)
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Location Services. Never has a feature so useful for so long become so useless so quickly to so many.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fskb2i/location_services_never_has_a_feature_so_useful/ (shootthesound)
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Animals seem to be getting smarter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fskazj/animals_seem_to_be_getting_smarter/ (2ayyel)
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Within and without are neither synonyms nor antonyms

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fska5r/within_and_without_are_neither_synonyms_nor/ (PaniniConsumption)
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School shootings might be going down, but the number of teachers having coercive sex with students has risen sharply

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsk9rr/school_shootings_might_be_going_down_but_the/ (TazDingoYes)
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Most of the thoughts we read here were probably already thought up by someone without internet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsk7wn/most_of_the_thoughts_we_read_here_were_probably/ (funkylowvolume)
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The water pressure is bad in here.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsk7iz/the_water_pressure_is_bad_in_here/ (sb943421)
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As an adult, we can fart in public anytime we like because people will pretend like they don’t notice it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsk7dm/as_an_adult_we_can_fart_in_public_anytime_we_like/ (deyeeted)
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Unless it's from a car salesman.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsk715/unless_its_from_a_car_salesman/ (SirRazma)
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Cutting your own hair is an easy thing to do but a hard thing to do well

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsk4ls/cutting_your_own_hair_is_an_easy_thing_to_do_but/ (staabc)
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Curly Hair All Ova the World

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsk3cq/curly_hair_all_ova_the_world/ (Air-Ric)
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Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is a complete idiot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsk0fs/sometimes_the_first_step_to_forgiveness_is/ (ritzz2_0)
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Most hentai artists don't draw pubic hair

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsjzaz/most_hentai_artists_dont_draw_pubic_hair/ (HelpMeILostMyAccount)
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All April fools will consist of is people saying it’s safe to go outside. The joke is already old and it hasn’t even occurred yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsjz1f/all_april_fools_will_consist_of_is_people_saying/ (OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEN)
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Insanity is doing the same thing expecting different results, and history repeats itself because people don't care to learn about it and keep making the same mistakes. Therefore, mankind is inherently insane.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsjyjq/insanity_is_doing_the_same_thing_expecting/ (vexed_chexmix)
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Those loofahs for men are still loofahs; they're just covered in hard plastic, making them harder to use, so the buyer can feel more manly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsjyf3/those_loofahs_for_men_are_still_loofahs_theyre/ (macbubs)
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It’s much more difficult to fall asleep in online class than it is in normal class.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsjy6x/its_much_more_difficult_to_fall_asleep_in_online/ (Stop_For_Pedestrians)
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There are always the same amount of straight guys and straight girls dating.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsjw4f/there_are_always_the_same_amount_of_straight_guys/ (ElectroPeanut)
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2022 will be the emergency operators' biggest year!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsju9r/2022_will_be_the_emergency_operators_biggest_year/ (FMA64)
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Being that it's the new roaring 20, and we "can't" go to a bar, Speak Easies may come back.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsjte7/being_that_its_the_new_roaring_20_and_we_cant_go/ (FirstMandalore)
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Most of us shops on the Internet taking into account positive reviews provided by others and not providing own reviews unless the product really disappoints us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsjsx6/most_of_us_shops_on_the_internet_taking_into/ (vpetrychuk)
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If we wound the clock back 200,000 years and let it run to the present, the world would have wildly different languages, cultures, art, music, myths, and stories... but the exact same science.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsjsom/if_we_wound_the_clock_back_200000_years_and_let/ (PersonClubMember)
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Opinions on house arrest might change in the near future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsjseq/opinions_on_house_arrest_might_change_in_the_near/ (ThatsTooMuchMannn)
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In a majority of alternative universes Earth doesn't most likely exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsjpym/in_a_majority_of_alternative_universes_earth/ (Donkeh_Ass)
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Your mom has probably made up an embarrassing baby story about you that never even happened

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsjp9v/your_mom_has_probably_made_up_an_embarrassing/ (Peep555)
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People on TV shows will be studied as a typical example of human beings from our period.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsjn7z/people_on_tv_shows_will_be_studied_as_a_typical/ (inbetweenthemiddle)
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There is a 50% chance that you will be participating in an episode of ‘First 48’ every day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsjmc6/there_is_a_50_chance_that_you_will_be/ (Ifunnyizbetter)
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It’s gonna be a creative April fools

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsjlux/its_gonna_be_a_creative_april_fools/ (Haunt00)
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The Office is actually a documentary of the actors working.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsjlu5/the_office_is_actually_a_documentary_of_the/ (prithvibm)
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All babies born legs first have worn their mother as a hat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsjd8a/all_babies_born_legs_first_have_worn_their_mother/ (SilentCalamity)
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Every athletic sport is a game of inches

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsjd4z/every_athletic_sport_is_a_game_of_inches/ (MysticLeviathan)
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Inner peace is a hell of a drug

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsjbg4/inner_peace_is_a_hell_of_a_drug/ (undefinedNANString)
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Beethoven deserves status as an honorary member of the Wu-Tang Clan.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsjaty/beethoven_deserves_status_as_an_honorary_member/ (Splitso)
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Some people might think you're​ reading the pornhub comments section because you use dark mode

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsj77j/some_people_might_think_youre_reading_the_pornhub/ ([deleted])
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If every car insurance company claims to save you money, than theoretically, you could pay nothing for car insurance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsj3nn/if_every_car_insurance_company_claims_to_save_you/ (SeNoR_LoCo_PoCo)
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If you've never seen his meat soft, you're the side chick.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsj36g/if_youve_never_seen_his_meat_soft_youre_the_side/ (ThaMasterRoshi)
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Benefits of mass social isolation for the study of the psychological impact of interplanetary travel

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsj2li/benefits_of_mass_social_isolation_for_the_study/ ([deleted])
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More stuff than usual is getting lost inside couches

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsj23k/more_stuff_than_usual_is_getting_lost_inside/ ([deleted])
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There was probably a reason those chicken nuggets were 8 for $1.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsj0y7/there_was_probably_a_reason_those_chicken_nuggets/ (foodforthinks)
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The Deadliest Virus that possesses the biggest threat to other animals is currently in quarantine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsj01l/the_deadliest_virus_that_possesses_the_biggest/ (VeganSapien)
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An uncomfortable chair is a worse seat than a carpeted floor

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsiy9c/an_uncomfortable_chair_is_a_worse_seat_than_a/ (EC987)
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Ice cubes are water croutons.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsiwrj/ice_cubes_are_water_croutons/ ([deleted])
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It must be that some of the most absurd world records have been broken by accident without the world ever finding out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsiw93/it_must_be_that_some_of_the_most_absurd_world/ (EC987)
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Putting a hoodie on backwards is one of the stupidest feelings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsivsf/putting_a_hoodie_on_backwards_is_one_of_the/ (ridemooses)
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Bart Simpson could develop a choking fetish later in life because of Homer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsis9t/bart_simpson_could_develop_a_choking_fetish_later/ (LordandSaviourSmash)
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People who evolved to be ugly must have another stronger trait responsible for their bloodlines’ survival.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsirwb/people_who_evolved_to_be_ugly_must_have_another/ (OneManTeem)
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For mute people, everything is easier done than said.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsiquj/for_mute_people_everything_is_easier_done_than/ (petyrlabenov)
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Suddenly, it makes a lot of sense in zombie movies why people hide their infections

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsiq3p/suddenly_it_makes_a_lot_of_sense_in_zombie_movies/ (PrinceValkyr)
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Humanity lives at the bottom of an ocean of air

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsioww/humanity_lives_at_the_bottom_of_an_ocean_of_air/ (cleats2tweets)
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Teaching your 5 yr old how to pronounce the word “come” in a reading lesson is a good indicator of your own maturity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsioff/teaching_your_5_yr_old_how_to_pronounce_the_word/ (jfi224)
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The trend of having a bowl of candy or nuts randomly around the house is dying off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsingh/the_trend_of_having_a_bowl_of_candy_or_nuts/ (moneybot13)
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If you clean with a vacuum cleaner, then are you a vacuum cleaner?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsin84/if_you_clean_with_a_vacuum_cleaner_then_are_you_a/ (PatriPanda)
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Anime without perverted scenes and no gore are hard to come by

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsin4x/anime_without_perverted_scenes_and_no_gore_are/ (CentralGaming1)
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NSWF is becoming more irrelevant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsiika/nswf_is_becoming_more_irrelevant/ ([deleted])
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The Big-Bang was basically just an atomic 3D printer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsihnt/the_bigbang_was_basically_just_an_atomic_3d/ (sentientelement)
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April 1st is the one day fake news is widely considered acceptable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsihla/april_1st_is_the_one_day_fake_news_is_widely/ (khabo)
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According to Led Zeppelin, heaven is not handicap accessible. According to AC/DC, hell is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsiecq/according_to_led_zeppelin_heaven_is_not_handicap/ (Pifgig)
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A watched pot never boils, but watch enough pots and you'll know when they will

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsi8p2/a_watched_pot_never_boils_but_watch_enough_pots/ (Auridion)
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Saying "Cheese!" is a great way to get humans to smile and dogs to look at the camera

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsi7j9/saying_cheese_is_a_great_way_to_get_humans_to/ (Mdizzle29)
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All the bank employees have to be frightened as hell the next few week if everyones forced wearing a mask.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsi3hr/all_the_bank_employees_have_to_be_frightened_as/ (xbhrdx)
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We got a man on the moon in 1969 when computers were still in their infancy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsi3b8/we_got_a_man_on_the_moon_in_1969_when_computers/ (kiwitoothpick)
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No career is suffering more right now than burglary.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsi083/no_career_is_suffering_more_right_now_than/ (Crimson_Songbird)
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Coinstar is likely having a blockbuster week

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fshzqn/coinstar_is_likely_having_a_blockbuster_week/ (StillAsTheSnowFalls)
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We all just accept the fact that oranges come pre-sliced by nature

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fshz9f/we_all_just_accept_the_fact_that_oranges_come/ (excusetheblood)
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You can’t prove you can die until you die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fshywx/you_cant_prove_you_can_die_until_you_die/ (That_Guy2847)
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Rap can never die because wu tang is forever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fshywb/rap_can_never_die_because_wu_tang_is_forever/ (Cryw0lf17)
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After watching nightmare on Elm Street, some people probably had Freddy Krueger nightmares

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fshxqm/after_watching_nightmare_on_elm_street_some/ (cheeeseburger69)
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Animals are living the life they deserve at the moment...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fshx76/animals_are_living_the_life_they_deserve_at_the/ (TrueDonut)
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With barbershops and salons being closed, people could technically donate a lot of hair for wigs to cancer patients once they get their haircuts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fshx6l/with_barbershops_and_salons_being_closed_people/ (mrmoorer32)
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A lot of podiatrists probably have foot fetishes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fshx2t/a_lot_of_podiatrists_probably_have_foot_fetishes/ (Pi_Guy_314)
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It feels a little like Mother Earth has stuck us all on the naughty step whilst she tries to recover

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fshwyv/it_feels_a_little_like_mother_earth_has_stuck_us/ (sproggs44)
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I'm pretty sure that modern movie makers produce "Deleted Scenes" on purpose, only to sell them to fans as extras.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fshw90/im_pretty_sure_that_modern_movie_makers_produce/ (3rd-Existence)
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There is going to be a lot of bad taste pranks tomorrow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fshvt1/there_is_going_to_be_a_lot_of_bad_taste_pranks/ (jayo53)
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It's really lucky that the hair on our head is different from our body hair.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fshtgz/its_really_lucky_that_the_hair_on_our_head_is/ (bring_on_the_alien)
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Police cars are equal parts race car and taxi.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fshsoj/police_cars_are_equal_parts_race_car_and_taxi/ (Madz510)
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It doesn't matter how long you've waited, Daft Punk is not playing at your house, your house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fshqsb/it_doesnt_matter_how_long_youve_waited_daft_punk/ (CrazyKZG)
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Birth rate for January 2021 is going to be a lot higher.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fshqon/birth_rate_for_january_2021_is_going_to_be_a_lot/ (shadys714)
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Police police, firefighters firefight but paramedics don’t paramedic or paramed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fshmt8/police_police_firefighters_firefight_but/ (LordandSaviourSmash)
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The 1920s were known as the Roaring Twenties. The 2020s will be known as the Trillion Twenties.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fshm7s/the_1920s_were_known_as_the_roaring_twenties_the/ (CAGOCHI)
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Payday candy bars are way better after you eat the peanuts off first.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fshkgs/payday_candy_bars_are_way_better_after_you_eat/ (JohnDanger95)
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Seeing these videos of talk show hosts without a live audience's laughter really exposes how unfunny a lot of them are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fshjq6/seeing_these_videos_of_talk_show_hosts_without_a/ (lexicon993)
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Organs are a lot like people - some of the most important ones that do a lot of the behind-the-scenes, grunt work often are the least recognized until it’s too late.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fshgzv/organs_are_a_lot_like_people_some_of_the_most/ (SweetVictory2001)
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The 'Monty Hall' Problem is a real world example of the majority giving the wrong to answer to a seemingly simple problem.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fshg0p/the_monty_hall_problem_is_a_real_world_example_of/ (chopinrocks)
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One day the Titanic will repeat itself in space ship form with an asteroid instead of an iceberg

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fshepz/one_day_the_titanic_will_repeat_itself_in_space/ ([deleted])
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Not many statements make someone seem as guilty as the statement "I had nothing to do with it."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsheob/not_many_statements_make_someone_seem_as_guilty/ (lawziet)
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Judging someone for having money or not having money is the same and it makes you an asshole.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fshc0l/judging_someone_for_having_money_or_not_having/ (f4ble)
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It'd be cool if you could get a job at an unemployment office.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fshava/itd_be_cool_if_you_could_get_a_job_at_an/ (EdwardNippleclamps)
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The amount of humans born before you will always stay the same

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fshagq/the_amount_of_humans_born_before_you_will_always/ (TheBonze)
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Healthy food is more expensive than unhealthy food yet they expect people to eat healthy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsh8w9/healthy_food_is_more_expensive_than_unhealthy/ (SweetVictory2001)
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Those face masks probably make us want to appreciate fresh air more than anything else

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsh8tj/those_face_masks_probably_make_us_want_to/ (ColdCS)
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If you had a million dollars you could hire someone to do whatever you want for 40 hours a week for 20 years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsh8ta/if_you_had_a_million_dollars_you_could_hire/ (harlsey)
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Elastigirl can just instantly plop out the baby when she gives birth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsh7zu/elastigirl_can_just_instantly_plop_out_the_baby/ (AlienWithPhone)
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It's going to be an interesting April fool's day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsh7ir/its_going_to_be_an_interesting_april_fools_day/ (jamesallen1977)
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The movie Cars has sidewalks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsh6ni/the_movie_cars_has_sidewalks/ (WaterRaindrop)
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A plain LEGO mini figure is the most gender neutral character out there

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsh4rv/a_plain_lego_mini_figure_is_the_most_gender/ (NuggetWTSause)
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Kinect was a poor man's Virtual Reality.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsh3u8/kinect_was_a_poor_mans_virtual_reality/ (xLionhartx)
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Beards are gonna be very much in fashion by the end of April

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsh3nm/beards_are_gonna_be_very_much_in_fashion_by_the/ (Jimbobwhales)
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The wheels on the bus do NOT go round and round “all through the town.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsh1o0/the_wheels_on_the_bus_do_not_go_round_and_round/ (SweetVictory2001)
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Tomorrow has the potential to be the most epic April Fools ever. Endless possibilities.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsh0yj/tomorrow_has_the_potential_to_be_the_most_epic/ (Slightball)
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When we finally leave our homes, it will look like a scene from a zombie movie- people with fair skin, shaggy hair and creaky limbs walking around.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsh072/when_we_finally_leave_our_homes_it_will_look_like/ (Exofanjongdae)
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Staying indoors could just be the actors of the Truman show getting vacation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsgzom/staying_indoors_could_just_be_the_actors_of_the/ (backtothereality)
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All the animals taking over the empty streets, feels like the ghost of Christmas future showing humanity a world without it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsgziz/all_the_animals_taking_over_the_empty_streets/ (aarikk)
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The Spanish Inquisition is a medieval Rickroll

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsgygh/the_spanish_inquisition_is_a_medieval_rickroll/ (Karmagottya)
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You need to scrub while in the shower, simply covering yourself in bubbles doesn’t make you clean.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsgydp/you_need_to_scrub_while_in_the_shower_simply/ (pheonix023)
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Humanity's collective hobby is collecting bones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsgw32/humanitys_collective_hobby_is_collecting_bones/ (Glowny)
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A Chicken nugget is a meatball. And nothing can change that fact

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsgvmi/a_chicken_nugget_is_a_meatball_and_nothing_can/ (SurpriseOccupation)
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With the new update, it's become way more apparent that most people here have never set their profile pictures.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsgvk4/with_the_new_update_its_become_way_more_apparent/ (Avee173)
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If your initials are W.T.F. or F.F.S. you have to get rid of all your monogrammed stuff.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsgvfw/if_your_initials_are_wtf_or_ffs_you_have_to_get/ (eraye9)
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After corona, there will mostly be two kind of people: bald or with long hair.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsgu4p/after_corona_there_will_mostly_be_two_kind_of/ (Braaioen)
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The inside of space ships in sci-fi movies have too much gravity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsgtui/the_inside_of_space_ships_in_scifi_movies_have/ (Animeking1108)
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Try to think of one object that can’t kill you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsgswb/try_to_think_of_one_object_that_cant_kill_you/ (0000000000F)
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Cujo is the only movie where you want the dog to die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsgrm7/cujo_is_the_only_movie_where_you_want_the_dog_to/ (slickedjax)
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Therapists get free therapy because they can provide their own advice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsgr53/therapists_get_free_therapy_because_they_can/ (Cicallis)
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You never see a crescent moon as what it is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsgqhv/you_never_see_a_crescent_moon_as_what_it_is/ (HappyWizard3665)
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When one vegan insults another vegan it’s “roast beef”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsgpvs/when_one_vegan_insults_another_vegan_its_roast/ (SweetVictory2001)
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Fame is based on how many people who you don’t know, know you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsgpn9/fame_is_based_on_how_many_people_who_you_dont/ (redraptor99)
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Vegans shouldn’t argue because they’d be “having beef” if they did.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsgoks/vegans_shouldnt_argue_because_theyd_be_having/ (SweetVictory2001)
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If you have a security system that scans a body part, make sure it's something you're willing to lose, it's a lot better to lose a finger than an eye.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsgm35/if_you_have_a_security_system_that_scans_a_body/ (Livsabeast)
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Our curiosity to read hidden tweets makes the hidden purpose useless, it gives them more clicks and visibility.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsgj2i/our_curiosity_to_read_hidden_tweets_makes_the/ (HakimRabia)
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There's no estimate given for the scale of death resulting from the recession which will follow the lock down strategy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsgg1x/theres_no_estimate_given_for_the_scale_of_death/ (Relaxing_Cat)
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A creature with human teeth is way scarier than any creature with sharp ones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsgem9/a_creature_with_human_teeth_is_way_scarier_than/ (I_Love_Stiff_Cocks)
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If you really do think about it, shit literally hitting the fan sucks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsgdeg/if_you_really_do_think_about_it_shit_literally/ (scissorchest)
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If sushi involves raw ingredients, then cookie dough is the sushi of desserts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsgbpq/if_sushi_involves_raw_ingredients_then_cookie/ (Ketsurui14)
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It’s not gay to hug a guy as long as you slap each others backs while doing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsgb1h/its_not_gay_to_hug_a_guy_as_long_as_you_slap_each/ (CompleetRandumbnass)
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Not muting your mic is the new reply all

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsg99o/not_muting_your_mic_is_the_new_reply_all/ ([deleted])
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English uses the Latin root for book in its word for library, but Latin does not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsg8yf/english_uses_the_latin_root_for_book_in_its_word/ (tarvolon)
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Game of thrones was never going to end the way you wanted... If it had ned Stark would have been on the throne, or Rob... It was never our story to tell.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsg8ny/game_of_thrones_was_never_going_to_end_the_way/ (yupthatsme1997)
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A sneeze can travel 200ft. Swat THAT with your meter stick.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsg7sx/a_sneeze_can_travel_200ft_swat_that_with_your/ (kushbluntlifted)
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Earth is all of our landlords and we’re probably not gonna get our deposit back for fucking up the place so bad

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsg7ed/earth_is_all_of_our_landlords_and_were_probably/ (AppleberryJames)
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Not muting your mic is the new reply.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsg59h/not_muting_your_mic_is_the_new_reply/ (ienjoifood)
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No one says "Live via satellite" anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsg4i9/no_one_says_live_via_satellite_anymore/ (Odorlessace)
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Millions of jobs have been created because we don't trust each other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsg4d6/millions_of_jobs_have_been_created_because_we/ (WiLjjam)
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Every place has the same amount of hours in a day but not every place has the same amount of days in their hours

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsg39x/every_place_has_the_same_amount_of_hours_in_a_day/ (ModernTintin)
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Howie Mandel is cackling at everyone who thought he was weird for being a germaphobe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsg2zt/howie_mandel_is_cackling_at_everyone_who_thought/ (ChiefTwoDogsFucking)
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The word "refrigerator" implies that the things in it were once frigerated, and then unfrigerated.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsg2t7/the_word_refrigerator_implies_that_the_things_in/ (AlexKewl)
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The "W" in the word answer is silent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsg0sb/the_w_in_the_word_answer_is_silent/ (nyc_bliss)
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Cameras recreate light and microphones recreate sound. Why would people think it's disturbing to use a device to recreate smell and taste.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsg0h7/cameras_recreate_light_and_microphones_recreate/ (datminecraftboi)
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We are in between the process of natural selection and nature taking back the world. Briefly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsg08c/we_are_in_between_the_process_of_natural/ (raging_prick)
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Someone really made smoke into a flavor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsfzuj/someone_really_made_smoke_into_a_flavor/ (BlueCandyBars)
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Knowing that diamond can easily cut through anything, having diamond teeth must be fatal if you bite your tongue.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsfzl1/knowing_that_diamond_can_easily_cut_through/ (FauconMath8)
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Regardless of whether Prince Charles succeeds the throne, he has already experienced a coronation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsfz1v/regardless_of_whether_prince_charles_succeeds_the/ (JoeFas)
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Everyone's surprised that Queen Elizabeth lives for so long, but she's just at a healthy old woman's age.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsfyof/everyones_surprised_that_queen_elizabeth_lives/ (DudeCarpenter)
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The easiest task that will make people feel bad for you is having to count a lot of small objects.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsfyb5/the_easiest_task_that_will_make_people_feel_bad/ (Wutisthis66204)
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Simple paintings that are being sold for millions and billions of dollars are probably just a good way for the ultra rich to wash their money

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsfxzr/simple_paintings_that_are_being_sold_for_millions/ (HelloItsMeLol)
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Telling people you feel lonely does not make others magically wanna spend more tine with you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsfxou/telling_people_you_feel_lonely_does_not_make/ ([deleted])
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Internet "DIY" projects are mostly experts pouring epoxy resin on things

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsfx39/internet_diy_projects_are_mostly_experts_pouring/ (Makesy)
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The word ‘unprecedented’ is experiencing unprecedented popularity at the moment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsfwq3/the_word_unprecedented_is_experiencing/ (wjb2222)
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Every country is an African colony

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsfvnm/every_country_is_an_african_colony/ (Scheliler34)
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If actors with negative characters are making you hate them they are doing a pretty decent job.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsfuob/if_actors_with_negative_characters_are_making_you/ (shubhsomani)
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If everyone in the world had amnesia, no one would know that we all have amnesia.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsfr3r/if_everyone_in_the_world_had_amnesia_no_one_would/ (The_mutant_lord)
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Rap is modern poetry, but "most" people hate poetry, funny.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsfpfd/rap_is_modern_poetry_but_most_people_hate_poetry/ (BuzzedGenie)
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The reason why it can be hard to get used to the feeling of being tired is because that eliminates the entire point.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsfni3/the_reason_why_it_can_be_hard_to_get_used_to_the/ (its_rant_time)
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Afternoon sessions are often further from noon than the morning

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsfmoh/afternoon_sessions_are_often_further_from_noon/ (BlueEyedBoggleFish)
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Way back in history all civilazations worshiped the sun, when did it stop.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsfm0d/way_back_in_history_all_civilazations_worshiped/ (behrkon)
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Someone out there is going to post an April Fool's that it's safe to go outside.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsflzu/someone_out_there_is_going_to_post_an_april_fools/ (tweuep)
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The military has a space force but still doesn't have a branch specifically for health & medics

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsflqf/the_military_has_a_space_force_but_still_doesnt/ (ThatSocio)
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Considering our teeth are designed to cut through meat, we do a remarkable job of preserving our own tongues

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsfl1m/considering_our_teeth_are_designed_to_cut_through/ (Flaming_Phallus)
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Metal music is named as such because it's harder than rock music

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsfj5m/metal_music_is_named_as_such_because_its_harder/ (mc_estlavie)
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Considering you can feel when you chew something, 5 gum does stimulate your senses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsfib9/considering_you_can_feel_when_you_chew_something/ (StopDropAndDie)
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If the only reason your buying something is cause its on sale, Your not saving any money

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsfi1q/if_the_only_reason_your_buying_something_is_cause/ (KydenKatFish)
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Mother Earth just sent us all to our rooms to think about what we've done

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsfhjg/mother_earth_just_sent_us_all_to_our_rooms_to/ (bichboi1)
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Depending on your friends, tomorrow will either be the most boring April Fools Day or the most messed up April Fools Day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsfh2z/depending_on_your_friends_tomorrow_will_either_be/ (drthvdrsfthr)
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If something truly cataclysmic happens tomorrow, it will probably take at least a few hours after the initial report for people to believe it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsfg0b/if_something_truly_cataclysmic_happens_tomorrow/ (RhinoBarbarian)
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In cartoons, people would wear the same outfit their whole life and no one would judge them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsffz0/in_cartoons_people_would_wear_the_same_outfit/ (__Dawn__Amber__)
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That first windshield wipe you do is the most satisfying thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsffvs/that_first_windshield_wipe_you_do_is_the_most/ (Coalas01)
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It's sad that having real ingredients in food products is a selling point.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsfcqu/its_sad_that_having_real_ingredients_in_food/ ([deleted])
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All these people that have toyed with the idea of growning a beard have the perfect opportunity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsfcpv/all_these_people_that_have_toyed_with_the_idea_of/ (Nohopeofanoscope)
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Most people have not used a toaster in a completely dark room

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsfbgd/most_people_have_not_used_a_toaster_in_a/ (kanyelephant)
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"Die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain" is a self fulfilling prophecy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsfapt/die_a_hero_or_live_long_enough_to_see_yourself/ (Danes_are_ok)
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No-haircut March was so easy that you might as well include April.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsfalj/nohaircut_march_was_so_easy_that_you_might_as/ (therealneckbeard)
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Every picture is a puzzle, it's just a matter of whether it has multiple pieces or just the one piece.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsf982/every_picture_is_a_puzzle_its_just_a_matter_of/ ([deleted])
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Lights in video games technically use real electricity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsf7rh/lights_in_video_games_technically_use_real/ ([deleted])
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Everybody do tha flop

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsf6kf/everybody_do_tha_flop/ (D1amond-Dest1ney)
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If you can take someone’s virginity, then there’s someone in the world who unknowingly has the biggest collection of virginities

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsf5jy/if_you_can_take_someones_virginity_then_theres/ (samjjjjjj)
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Going up 2 steps is alright, going down 2 steps is terrifying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsf59k/going_up_2_steps_is_alright_going_down_2_steps_is/ (YinWingChun)
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A lot of etch a sketch’s must get erased during an earthquake

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsf18l/a_lot_of_etch_a_sketchs_must_get_erased_during_an/ (FunnyForWrongReason)
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The person who first came up with the concept of "sharing" must have come off as a real douche.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsexs5/the_person_who_first_came_up_with_the_concept_of/ (youraveragejabroni)
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The human penis is the only part of a human that can turn more than 360 degrees

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsexrv/the_human_penis_is_the_only_part_of_a_human_that/ (harrisonchase)
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In the past everyone wanted their 15 minutes of fame. In future, people want their 15 minutes of anonymity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsexrq/in_the_past_everyone_wanted_their_15_minutes_of/ (Spekulatius2410)
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Tomorrow is April fools, but no one on the planet is in the mood for jokes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsevsl/tomorrow_is_april_fools_but_no_one_on_the_planet/ (kou5oku)
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Childhood is free trial

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fseunf/childhood_is_free_trial/ (AnotherFanatic7)
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Tomorrow is April Fool's Day and no one has said sike yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fseu9u/tomorrow_is_april_fools_day_and_no_one_has_said/ (chaotic_psychotic)
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J j Wentworth is going to make a killing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsetsb/j_j_wentworth_is_going_to_make_a_killing/ (Scrapalicious)
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Every activity in Animal Crossing is way less fun in real life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsesqh/every_activity_in_animal_crossing_is_way_less_fun/ (KerbyKing)
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Getting olives on pizza is a great way to ensure no one wants a slice of your pizza.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsesnj/getting_olives_on_pizza_is_a_great_way_to_ensure/ (Anthok16)
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Some animals probably think we're extinct

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fses0t/some_animals_probably_think_were_extinct/ (FuerteventuraS)
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People have foot fetishes, but not meter fetishes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fseqqh/people_have_foot_fetishes_but_not_meter_fetishes/ (Ragnells_wurld)
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The point of school

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsenj3/the_point_of_school/ (EC987)
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Edgar Allen Poe, but instead of poetry his art form is interpretive dance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsen33/edgar_allen_poe_but_instead_of_poetry_his_art/ ([deleted])
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There are probably lots of shows, movies, books or video games that we used to love so much, but have completely forgotten about

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsemux/there_are_probably_lots_of_shows_movies_books_or/ (introvertedlion)
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The internet is the trial version of hivemind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsem0s/the_internet_is_the_trial_version_of_hivemind/ (AgentCotton)
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If you're a ward of the state and your put under house arrest, then your parents just grounded you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fselxx/if_youre_a_ward_of_the_state_and_your_put_under/ (AnotherFanatic7)
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The torched torch, torched the torch is a technicaly valid british sentence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fselet/the_torched_torch_torched_the_torch_is_a/ (im_not_inevitable)
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It's possible that our dogs only bring back the ball because they think we like throwing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fseksh/its_possible_that_our_dogs_only_bring_back_the/ (dustfirecentury)
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A chainsaw can also be a lawnmower if you hold it low enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsek6p/a_chainsaw_can_also_be_a_lawnmower_if_you_hold_it/ (Spodo_Komodo_)
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if you lived an eternity, you could exist in two dimensions at once

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsek4i/if_you_lived_an_eternity_you_could_exist_in_two/ (kskelts)
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The peelable paper of a sticker is the real hero of all stickers and never gets the credit it deserves and instead just gets thrown away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsei17/the_peelable_paper_of_a_sticker_is_the_real_hero/ (Deanothedino)
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Parasites that don't kill their food source are more hated than animals that completely eat their prey.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsedlt/parasites_that_dont_kill_their_food_source_are/ (newguyondablock)
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There is probably a corpse out there that lost its life before its virginity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsedgj/there_is_probably_a_corpse_out_there_that_lost/ (Hyper_Doggo)
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It is quite telling than social justice warrior and nice guy have become insults.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fseb6n/it_is_quite_telling_than_social_justice_warrior/ (Chicar-Selena)
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Tomorrow will have the most obvious April Fools joke ever yet people will still fall for the posts that there is a cure.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fseat0/tomorrow_will_have_the_most_obvious_april_fools/ (NeptuneAgency)
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Church collection plates may be the most efficient transmission vector

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsea1l/church_collection_plates_may_be_the_most/ (PHL1365)
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It could become normal to go into a bank wearing a mask.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fse9ua/it_could_become_normal_to_go_into_a_bank_wearing/ (DerekPaxton)
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Sneakiest tornados only show up at noon on Saturdays

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fse9ep/sneakiest_tornados_only_show_up_at_noon_on/ (GreenHuskies)
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Breaking bad is a show about how a man had to turn to a life of crime and murder because of a shitty health care system that would bankrupt his family

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fse8dj/breaking_bad_is_a_show_about_how_a_man_had_to/ (Guccimolenigelpen15)
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Whatever weird stereotype you can think of is probably real because there are 7.53 billion people and one of them is bound to fit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fse79z/whatever_weird_stereotype_you_can_think_of_is/ (McFreddieMercury)
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"Yo mamma"-jokes amongst friends disappear as soon as the first friend's mother does.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fse5ob/yo_mammajokes_amongst_friends_disappear_as_soon/ (2moreX)
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The Dragonborn woke up an everything had gone to shit. Then wound up just saving everybody. Just kinda rolled with the whole thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fse563/the_dragonborn_woke_up_an_everything_had_gone_to/ (karma-enigma)
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All those march madness vasectomies gone to waste..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fse3w9/all_those_march_madness_vasectomies_gone_to_waste/ (jerryscheese)
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Dreams are involuntary self-insert fanfictions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsdybg/dreams_are_involuntary_selfinsert_fanfictions/ (ThisBirdBangsHorses)
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Since penguin dads hang out together they must have the ultimate dad jokes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsdy27/since_penguin_dads_hang_out_together_they_must/ (mrcharlesboyle)
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Cat food needs realistic flavours like dead bird, floor lint or DON'T EAT THAT!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsdx1q/cat_food_needs_realistic_flavours_like_dead_bird/ (ProbablyMaybeBen)
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Family Fued families don't talk to each other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsdwde/family_fued_families_dont_talk_to_each_other/ (SirFuzzyMcGee)
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Erasers slowly sacrifice themselves because of your mistakes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsdtb4/erasers_slowly_sacrifice_themselves_because_of/ ([deleted])
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Ancient Romans came up with the symbol for five before four

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsdss4/ancient_romans_came_up_with_the_symbol_for_five/ (MMaalouf108140)
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An orphan's family photo is a selfie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fsds3t/an_orphans_family_photo_is_a_selfie/ (N0BL3YT)
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Sales for "Free Hugs" shirts are probably the lowest they have ever been.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fryr84/sales_for_free_hugs_shirts_are_probably_the/ (JazzusChrist)
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The planet seems to be healing itself due to lack of pollution. Be interesting to see if we can take notice of the positive effects and try to implement better pollution control etc.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frt2p7/the_planet_seems_to_be_healing_itself_due_to_lack/ (karma-enigma)
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Everyone has become an armchair epidemiologist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frt0dl/everyone_has_become_an_armchair_epidemiologist/ (Fuzzie8)
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The medal of honor is probably one of the only honorary awards you never want to be stuck in a situation to achieve it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frstk7/the_medal_of_honor_is_probably_one_of_the_only/ (karto2287)
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An alternate title for April Fools could be "Fake News Awareness Day"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frsrpg/an_alternate_title_for_april_fools_could_be_fake/ (SirSorgum)
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Clifford the Big Red Dog could be classified as an SCP

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frsqmv/clifford_the_big_red_dog_could_be_classified_as/ (yenrabman)
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Being part of a major historical event sucks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frsmai/being_part_of_a_major_historical_event_sucks/ (Pieassassin24)
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COVID Stats mean nothing when excluding the number of people actually tested.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frsksn/covid_stats_mean_nothing_when_excluding_the/ (BigDave29)
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When society goes back to normal its going to be weird being able to smell others breath while talking in public.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frskfl/when_society_goes_back_to_normal_its_going_to_be/ (Cicallis)
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The saying that a dull knife is more dangerous than a sharp one is true at many levels, especially in White Houses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frskbc/the_saying_that_a_dull_knife_is_more_dangerous/ (AgentBlue62)
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We tried long and hard to stop the cringe, but Tik Tok has overcome the odds and snowballed itself into a leviathan.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frsi6d/we_tried_long_and_hard_to_stop_the_cringe_but_tik/ (alexxstrazza)
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A floor is a really short table.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frsi4r/a_floor_is_a_really_short_table/ (Gary_October)
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Horror movies would probably be a lot less scary if the main characters weren't scared.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frsh8j/horror_movies_would_probably_be_a_lot_less_scary/ (Ayerrow)
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With constant reiteration by social media and society in general, weight loss has been made out to be significantly tougher than weight gain, even though the scientific concept behind both phenomena is identical - calorie intake.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frsh3r/with_constant_reiteration_by_social_media_and/ ([deleted])
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Somebody is going to try using their stimulus check to buy a tiger

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frsgvk/somebody_is_going_to_try_using_their_stimulus/ (Rounder057)
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The Internet is a bit like a huge old tree trunk - the living bit is around the edges but it's filled with dead old content no one looks at anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frsfg5/the_internet_is_a_bit_like_a_huge_old_tree_trunk/ (spiderbabyinapram)
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The first 3 or 4 Pringles always taste amazing. But if u keep eating and they slowly start to taste like nothing and by the second half of the tube your just eating because your bored.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frsdrh/the_first_3_or_4_pringles_always_taste_amazing/ (the_second_choice)
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Dolphins and whales can probably get airborne illnesses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frscjx/dolphins_and_whales_can_probably_get_airborne/ (ClockworkFractals)
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Literally rolled out of bed with 6 minutes before work. Transitioning back to working all day in an office is gonna be hard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frsb6t/literally_rolled_out_of_bed_with_6_minutes_before/ (SoThisIsItMyFriends)
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You never realise how bad splashback can be until you wear beige chinos.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frsauj/you_never_realise_how_bad_splashback_can_be_until/ (GregWithTheLegs)
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RocketLeague basically is a Need4Speed for football fans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frs9dm/rocketleague_basically_is_a_need4speed_for/ (Paperboyo)
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Feeling tired because of resting is treatable by resting more

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frs5sw/feeling_tired_because_of_resting_is_treatable_by/ (xcres)
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It's going to seem weird singing the hand washing song at birthdays

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frhrmm/its_going_to_seem_weird_singing_the_hand_washing/ (ir88ed)
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You never really close your eyes, you just cover them with eyelids

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frhpz8/you_never_really_close_your_eyes_you_just_cover/ (Tuuzik)
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Out of all the rooms in the house we keep our toothbrushes in the same room we shit in

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frhoal/out_of_all_the_rooms_in_the_house_we_keep_our/ (FartyMcShart)
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Mystery writers are all probably creating a whole new subgenre of murder mysteries.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frhmkk/mystery_writers_are_all_probably_creating_a_whole/ (eklectic_panda)
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Most of the world’s true heroes will go on unknown.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frhkui/most_of_the_worlds_true_heroes_will_go_on_unknown/ (Scerwick)
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Fantasy Sports in the School System

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frhkr3/fantasy_sports_in_the_school_system/ (rider69er)
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When we finally manage to clone humans, all of those people who bought celebrity DNA won’t look so silly anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frhkii/when_we_finally_manage_to_clone_humans_all_of/ (InfernalCape)
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We have no choice but to have free will

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frhfg9/we_have_no_choice_but_to_have_free_will/ (jien18)
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Planet earth is one hell of a graveyard

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frhep1/planet_earth_is_one_hell_of_a_graveyard/ (more9898)
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All Crime documentaries basically make the first 3 minutes of it a trailer for the rest of the film

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frhd69/all_crime_documentaries_basically_make_the_first/ (grillmaster343)
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A she-shed is the female version of the dog house, only nicer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frhbqa/a_sheshed_is_the_female_version_of_the_dog_house/ (ladyluck8569)
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As the house price increases, the buyers income tends to become a multiple of that price, instead of a fraction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frhabs/as_the_house_price_increases_the_buyers_income/ (rk2danker)
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All of these stories of CEOs cutting their salary to pay employees are supposed to be feel-good stories, but if cutting one salary is all it takes to pay all of them, there’s something wrong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frh8y1/all_of_these_stories_of_ceos_cutting_their_salary/ (Asderio09)
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The Matrix saying that 1999 was the peak of human civilization may have been prophecy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frh81y/the_matrix_saying_that_1999_was_the_peak_of_human/ (MonoAmericano)
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Programs like Grammarly which are designed to improve our grammar will only degrade our grammar skills instead due to users becoming overly reliant on the software to correct them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frh6s8/programs_like_grammarly_which_are_designed_to/ (TheAcademy_)
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"Flatten the curve" will be in sociology textbooks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frh6cg/flatten_the_curve_will_be_in_sociology_textbooks/ (narcalexi)
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when 2 nations speaking different languages first met there must have been a lot of pointing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frh5mr/when_2_nations_speaking_different_languages_first/ (JoZaJaB)
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Each wasted second is a second wasted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frh5le/each_wasted_second_is_a_second_wasted/ (Gvanantham)
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Horses run around on their fingernails

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frh46s/horses_run_around_on_their_fingernails/ (MyPumpkinSocksRBest)
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There are two kinds of deaths, one that happens too fast and the other too slow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frh42i/there_are_two_kinds_of_deaths_one_that_happens/ (Thatguyashe)
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Guinness and dicks both have white creamy heads.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frh3b0/guinness_and_dicks_both_have_white_creamy_heads/ (Plus-Staff)
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The fact that the "IQ = 10" and "Mom vs. Dad" mobile game ads still exist is because they work. People actually click on them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frh2nu/the_fact_that_the_iq_10_and_mom_vs_dad_mobile/ (Guardian610)
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The evil version of "Happy birthday!" is "Happy conception day!"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frh2i2/the_evil_version_of_happy_birthday_is_happy/ (KindlyOlPornographer)
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every picture of you is a picture of you when you were younger

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frh1sn/every_picture_of_you_is_a_picture_of_you_when_you/ ([deleted])
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We’re all slowly finding out what we do or do not have to sacrifice for the sake of humanity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frh1la/were_all_slowly_finding_out_what_we_do_or_do_not/ (proximodorkus)
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You cannot have regrets after you’ve died.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frh12o/you_cannot_have_regrets_after_youve_died/ (Kobe_Wan_Jabroni)
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In these times of uncertainty and divisiveness, we can all agree on one thing.. Carole Baskin did it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frh0j1/in_these_times_of_uncertainty_and_divisiveness_we/ (mrjohnnymac)
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Erasers slowly sacrifice themselves to account for your mistakes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frgzwd/erasers_slowly_sacrifice_themselves_to_account/ (Xylor9)
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Somebody invented everything you see.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frgzs0/somebody_invented_everything_you_see/ ([deleted])
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An Individual may have different personalities with different groups of people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frgyzc/an_individual_may_have_different_personalities/ (dark_hound)
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We can afford to donate money cause we are not getting taxed enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frgypb/we_can_afford_to_donate_money_cause_we_are_not/ (reddit_9810)
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You never think you own a lot of stuff until you need to pack and move.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frgy0l/you_never_think_you_own_a_lot_of_stuff_until_you/ (Mercury_Steele)
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It's really easy for elastigirl to give birth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frgxxk/its_really_easy_for_elastigirl_to_give_birth/ (Very_Fancy_Goose)
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Statistically, no two keyboard smashes have ever been the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frgxkd/statistically_no_two_keyboard_smashes_have_ever/ (Alendite)
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There might be someone out there who has perfectly sketched your face not knowing you’re an actual person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frgvmg/there_might_be_someone_out_there_who_has/ (DroughtedDrizzle)
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2 is prime, 1 is neither prime nor composite, and zero is the *most* composite number that can exist because it has infinite factors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frgtmj/2_is_prime_1_is_neither_prime_nor_composite_and/ (TheUsualSuspects_)
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You can't spell 'simpático' without simp.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frgt4d/you_cant_spell_simpático_without_simp/ (ThinThrasher21)
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Hell is full of fire and heaven is full of water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frgt1i/hell_is_full_of_fire_and_heaven_is_full_of_water/ (megagamefreak3000)
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If heaven is real, people who got remarried after a spouse passed are going to have a reallyyyy awkward afterlife

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frgsrk/if_heaven_is_real_people_who_got_remarried_after/ (sarahsaurusrexxx)
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Turtlenecks actually speed up strangulation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frgqks/turtlenecks_actually_speed_up_strangulation/ (lions-n-tigers)
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We're not accidents or mistake we're plot twists

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frgqd9/were_not_accidents_or_mistake_were_plot_twists/ (weeb_69_420)
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Expired milk tastes like malk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frgpxy/expired_milk_tastes_like_malk/ (yourafyouruse)
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It's usually when you're at your most numb that you feel the most.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frgprw/its_usually_when_youre_at_your_most_numb_that_you/ (AlexDP1001)
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We can’t know how technology will be different in the future, but we can know that people will be using it to make porn

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frgpj1/we_cant_know_how_technology_will_be_different_in/ (freshbabycarrots)
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Everyone talks about the early bird getting the worm, but no one talks about the early worm getting the bird.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frgp29/everyone_talks_about_the_early_bird_getting_the/ (BarrytheNPC)
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Hopefully Darth Maul didn't have anything important in his pockets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frgnho/hopefully_darth_maul_didnt_have_anything/ (tweak0)
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Having the ability to purposely make the phone connection weaker would help people get out of awkward conversations

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frgm5i/having_the_ability_to_purposely_make_the_phone/ (skepticalbanda)
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If a priest blessed his local stream then the worlds oceans would all be holy water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frglql/if_a_priest_blessed_his_local_stream_then_the/ (intenseskill)
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Betty White starred in a show about 4 old women living together that aired 35 years ago.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frgi2y/betty_white_starred_in_a_show_about_4_old_women/ (OptimisticPlatypus)
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Your eyelids are the green screen for your dreams.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frghb3/your_eyelids_are_the_green_screen_for_your_dreams/ (MrWilly97)
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The same person that burned down Joe Exotic's alligator house burned down Sheryl's she shed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frggxq/the_same_person_that_burned_down_joe_exotics/ (countchocula713)
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Most people listen to sad songs because they can’t sing it themselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frgfxl/most_people_listen_to_sad_songs_because_they_cant/ (AtXmicDaRk)
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Joe Biden is trash

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frgfr1/joe_biden_is_trash/ (WeHaveAllBeenThere)
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You’ve got to draw a line between whether you’re an essential worker, or your boss doesn’t care for your wellbeing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frgfc5/youve_got_to_draw_a_line_between_whether_youre_an/ (OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEN)
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In 50 years kids will be failing tests about the times we’re living in

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frgeg2/in_50_years_kids_will_be_failing_tests_about_the/ (yahoo_yingoo)
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The more important a person is in a workplace or school, the more acceptable it is for them to have typos in their emails.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frgcty/the_more_important_a_person_is_in_a_workplace_or/ (ThanosIsMyRealFather)
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One day your skeleton could be in a museum

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frgbi4/one_day_your_skeleton_could_be_in_a_museum/ (JoZaJaB)
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It’s kinda strange that the Duolingo mascot is a bird, considering birds don’t talk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frgads/its_kinda_strange_that_the_duolingo_mascot_is_a/ ([deleted])
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Most posts here were probably not thought of in the shower

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frg8ss/most_posts_here_were_probably_not_thought_of_in/ (JoZaJaB)
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People are probably saving so much money from not having to pay for day care.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frg7dd/people_are_probably_saving_so_much_money_from_not/ (GenghisKhan1206)
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A sneeze is a violent sigh.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frg4sj/a_sneeze_is_a_violent_sigh/ ([deleted])
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The 1990 film Total Recall shows that bad guys can be good guys by replacing their memories.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frg4ql/the_1990_film_total_recall_shows_that_bad_guys/ (lopezjessy)
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Cats unknowingly play "The floor is lava" on a daily basis.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frg3so/cats_unknowingly_play_the_floor_is_lava_on_a/ (CapAmericaJr)
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You can hear a cautionary tail when you're too close to to a rattlesnake.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frg2pf/you_can_hear_a_cautionary_tail_when_youre_too/ ([deleted])
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Chubby chasers are probably more superficial and shallow then the average person. They only like and date one type of person and base it solely around their appearance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frg1ul/chubby_chasers_are_probably_more_superficial_and/ (Benny92739)
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PTSD could be considered as a more severe version of déjà vu.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frg14y/ptsd_could_be_considered_as_a_more_severe_version/ (Kaitaniumn)
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If there was a button that removed the person who pressed it, along with any memories and traces of them, from existence, we would think that noone has ever pressed it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frfzy9/if_there_was_a_button_that_removed_the_person_who/ (UniqueUsername014)
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In a way, every friend is an imaginary friend.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frfynj/in_a_way_every_friend_is_an_imaginary_friend/ (AnEpicGamer69)
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No one in TV shows ever watches TV

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frfy1v/no_one_in_tv_shows_ever_watches_tv/ (interestedboy)
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The person who named the fruit “orange” has an extreme lack of creativity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frfxfd/the_person_who_named_the_fruit_orange_has_an/ ([deleted])
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A washing machine uses stationary water streams for rotating objects. A Dishwasher uses rotating water steams for stationary objects.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frfx8y/a_washing_machine_uses_stationary_water_streams/ (Testing_things_out)
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Waking up because you have to pee is your brain's version of Interrupt Processing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frfv44/waking_up_because_you_have_to_pee_is_your_brains/ (flekkie)
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Due to recent events, more people are going to be really good at playing six degrees of Kevin Bacon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frfs9y/due_to_recent_events_more_people_are_going_to_be/ (tophermal)
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NPC’s and henchmen might actually be people with anxiety disorders, and we’re just asshole who make fun of people with mental disorders.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frfrgv/npcs_and_henchmen_might_actually_be_people_with/ (Amj2345Smoove27)
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People get sad watching documentaries of poor countries and their state of life, but won't even look a homeless person in the eye in their city.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frfqab/people_get_sad_watching_documentaries_of_poor/ (ygrhmn)
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Once everyone is allowed to go back to work, there will be a lot of people suffering from jet lag.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frfpaq/once_everyone_is_allowed_to_go_back_to_work_there/ ([deleted])
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Dreams are unconscious VR

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frfoce/dreams_are_unconscious_vr/ (ma582)
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Almost every word document you have made is unique and hasn't been replicated.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frfndc/almost_every_word_document_you_have_made_is/ (Gabornie)
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With the year we've had already, 2021 New Years parties are going to be insane.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frfmf2/with_the_year_weve_had_already_2021_new_years/ (jezzadickandjim)
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Anthropomorphizing animals is redundant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frfku6/anthropomorphizing_animals_is_redundant/ (MJKappes0303)
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Two ply is the new 2 dollar bill.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frfjqa/two_ply_is_the_new_2_dollar_bill/ (Gary_October)
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If humans were ruminant (regurgitate food to chew it after you've swallowed it), gastronomy would have a whole other side to it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frfidt/if_humans_were_ruminant_regurgitate_food_to_chew/ (megaku)
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Dogs probably find it odd that we change our clothes, but they can’t change their coats.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frfibi/dogs_probably_find_it_odd_that_we_change_our/ (Drunk-Sail0r82)
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So long as you title your video “bully gets beat up”, people will support it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frfgit/so_long_as_you_title_your_video_bully_gets_beat/ (guminhyeok)
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The more we move to a technological society the more the “in Soviet Russia” joke becomes true.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frffxp/the_more_we_move_to_a_technological_society_the/ (Bradley-Williams)
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Coffee is ether/starting fluid for humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frffrj/coffee_is_etherstarting_fluid_for_humans/ (ChuckoRuckus)
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There is no better example of Pavlov-ing yourself than when you hear your alarm ringtone somewhere else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frffju/there_is_no_better_example_of_pavloving_yourself/ ([deleted])
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People that are wearing latex gloves and conducting themselves as if they are well protected are simply spreading germs at a faster rate due to the fact that they aren’t disinfecting or washing their hand a regularly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frfcqe/people_that_are_wearing_latex_gloves_and/ (owdipus)
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Starbucks has closed many of its coughy shops.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frfcnx/starbucks_has_closed_many_of_its_coughy_shops/ (mcdj)
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Every good natured, down to earth comedian probably has a list of nazi jokes they'll only ever use with friends. Oddly enough, every Nazi with a sense of humor probably has that same list of jokes that they'll only ever use with friends.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frf9rx/every_good_natured_down_to_earth_comedian/ (VIRGIL_ARCHIEAL)
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Cooking starts with getting the right ingredients, followed by getting them right.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frf9em/cooking_starts_with_getting_the_right_ingredients/ (Melmax78)
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Because of inflation, a banana will someday cost 10$, and people will watch Arrested Development and wonder where the joke is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frf8s9/because_of_inflation_a_banana_will_someday_cost/ (Poltras)
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Shouldn't matter which order you add the milk and cereal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frf6jr/shouldnt_matter_which_order_you_add_the_milk_and/ (moneybot13)
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An angry Air Force Registered Nurse is mad AF RN.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frf5we/an_angry_air_force_registered_nurse_is_mad_af_rn/ (mcdj)
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When the A and P are together in "apart", they're referencing things that are separate. But when the A and P are separate like in "they're a part of each other", they're referencing things that are together.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frf35d/when_the_a_and_p_are_together_in_apart_theyre/ (Plasmaborn916)
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With everything on lock down, Sunday has become an extra Saturday.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frf2n9/with_everything_on_lock_down_sunday_has_become_an/ (LimpingTurtle)
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Thor must've killed a lot of innocent people when summoning mjolnir or stormbreaker by not knowing who or what was between them both.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frf2fx/thor_mustve_killed_a_lot_of_innocent_people_when/ (binarycodedpork)
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Electricity is something you can't see until it's too late

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frf1k9/electricity_is_something_you_cant_see_until_its/ (Seedpound)
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Without Dexter Jettster, the history of the Star Wars Galaxy would have been extremely different.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frf134/without_dexter_jettster_the_history_of_the_star/ (Railfn)
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It will soon become the new norm to wear face masks to shop and be socially more acceptable than wearing no mask at all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frf0vh/it_will_soon_become_the_new_norm_to_wear_face/ (FATmoanyVOLE)
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Most of what we deem as vital for society (economy, laws, etc) lives only in our imagination.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frf0fn/most_of_what_we_deem_as_vital_for_society_economy/ (ydoweshare)
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technically we're still in the early 2000s.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frexgm/technically_were_still_in_the_early_2000s/ (Felixcapable116404)
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Masturbation trains you to do one-handed pushups.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frevtq/masturbation_trains_you_to_do_onehanded_pushups/ (HyperGohan130)
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Given the amount of things you can do, beliefs you can have, and ways you can act, not to mention the wide variety within the human genome, saying a person is “1 in a million” is a hilariously low figure

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frev55/given_the_amount_of_things_you_can_do_beliefs_you/ (LilSugarT)
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Technically soldiers could've worn Nintendo merch during both World Wars

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/freuz5/technically_soldiers_couldve_worn_nintendo_merch/ (Mr_Gold_Move)
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At least penis cancer is not common

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/freuym/at_least_penis_cancer_is_not_common/ ([deleted])
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Sleeping for "just five more minutes" must be wonderful in the Dragon Ball universe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/freugg/sleeping_for_just_five_more_minutes_must_be/ (Mukagas)
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If three people having sex is a threesome, then normal sex is a twosome and masturbation is a onesome

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fretl5/if_three_people_having_sex_is_a_threesome_then/ (coffeemist90881)
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Ironically the people who claim that "blood is thicker than water" generally tend to come from the most messed up families

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fresha/ironically_the_people_who_claim_that_blood_is/ (thunderfart_99)
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The show How It’s Made, but about things that you wish you didn’t know how they were made.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/freqep/the_show_how_its_made_but_about_things_that_you/ (tom_is_the_bomb)
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Pollution levels have dropped recently but plastic waste from masks and gloves is going to go up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frep5d/pollution_levels_have_dropped_recently_but/ (jekpall)
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Toilet paper shortage shows us there’s more assholes than we thought.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/freote/toilet_paper_shortage_shows_us_theres_more/ (theretardedloser)
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A lot of people are finding out they are horrible cooks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frelt6/a_lot_of_people_are_finding_out_they_are_horrible/ ([deleted])
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The enemy of good is perfect.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frekwo/the_enemy_of_good_is_perfect/ (NotNOWMA24)
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The more successful a chef is, the less they have to actually cook

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/freka2/the_more_successful_a_chef_is_the_less_they_have/ (ReverseCaterpillar)
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One day, in the distant future, we'll likely reach a point where information on a subject will be so much that an average lifespan won't be enough to learn it making it impossible to progress in said subject.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frejjs/one_day_in_the_distant_future_well_likely_reach_a/ (manudg42)
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When we yawn after a baby yawns, it learns to yawn when others yawn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/freiiu/when_we_yawn_after_a_baby_yawns_it_learns_to_yawn/ (Kuzkuladaemon)
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The 2021 Oscars In Memoriam is going to be massive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/freihp/the_2021_oscars_in_memoriam_is_going_to_be_massive/ (Sorry_Sorry_Im_Sorry)
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The Japanese probably deliberate whether or not to watch western media subbed or dubbed like people do anime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frehq1/the_japanese_probably_deliberate_whether_or_not/ (BenWymer)
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French fries aren't French or fries

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fregy8/french_fries_arent_french_or_fries/ ([deleted])
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If you were born in the mid-2000s or late-2000s, you probably grew up with TryHardNinja or The Living Tombstone. Or both.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fregux/if_you_were_born_in_the_mid2000s_or_late2000s_you/ (luminantLiberator)
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Butterfly knife is a fidget spinner for psychopats

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fregcr/butterfly_knife_is_a_fidget_spinner_for_psychopats/ (r6isbadcommunity)
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If a girl gets mad because you never buy her flowers, ask her, "Why do you hate the environment so much?"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fre9r6/if_a_girl_gets_mad_because_you_never_buy_her/ ([deleted])
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We were lucky we are born in an era where we can defecate in peace and clean ourselves with ease.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fre67x/we_were_lucky_we_are_born_in_an_era_where_we_can/ (Charlie-AQ)
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Doing the impossible is actually impossible by definition.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fre65r/doing_the_impossible_is_actually_impossible_by/ (TtotheFred)
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Giving someone a one cent tip is more insulting than leaving no tip.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fre58y/giving_someone_a_one_cent_tip_is_more_insulting/ (SecondWorld1198)
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It's a bit crazy that websites have us meet all these qualifications for a password and then sell our private information

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fre3ol/its_a_bit_crazy_that_websites_have_us_meet_all/ (Pm-me-gift-cardz)
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Clear LEGO parts are the most dangerous things in universe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fre3ct/clear_lego_parts_are_the_most_dangerous_things_in/ (SzymoFilu)
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Every puppy is a son of a bitch. Literally.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fre0ol/every_puppy_is_a_son_of_a_bitch_literally/ (Marlork)
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It's ironic that a luxury item has been named 'essential oils'.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frdze6/its_ironic_that_a_luxury_item_has_been_named/ (trystanestark)
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If your parachute breaks while skydiving, you have the rest of your life to fix the parachute

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frdz6o/if_your_parachute_breaks_while_skydiving_you_have/ (Anonymous_v8)
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Secret handshakes will truly remain secret.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frdym0/secret_handshakes_will_truly_remain_secret/ (patricktranq)
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All of our addresses are on the internet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frdw9g/all_of_our_addresses_are_on_the_internet/ (Luckylolman)
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Wanted criminals are probably loving being able to cover so much of their faces without drawing attention.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frdw73/wanted_criminals_are_probably_loving_being_able/ (JJeezzyy)
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With all the movies about ww2, the nazi combat dress was probably more worn by actors than bad guys

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frduwb/with_all_the_movies_about_ww2_the_nazi_combat/ (OSmoseRUles)
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If CRISPR becomes more advanced, cloning extinct human ethnic groups and species could become a reality in our lifetime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frdujk/if_crispr_becomes_more_advanced_cloning_extinct/ (Obama-bin-keemstar)
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You can pay for sex or get paid for sex and it works either way

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frduc6/you_can_pay_for_sex_or_get_paid_for_sex_and_it/ (butterymix)
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Your mailman knows more about you than you think, for example what kind of ads you get, family, subscriptions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frdtp6/your_mailman_knows_more_about_you_than_you_think/ (maplesirup123)
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Getting ignored by someone has two tales. Either continue loving the ignorance or get recognized by the mass.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frdtid/getting_ignored_by_someone_has_two_tales_either/ (Lucifux)
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Houseplants are vegan pets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frdtfd/houseplants_are_vegan_pets/ (Benimation)
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Volcano eruptions might just be the earth nutting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frds14/volcano_eruptions_might_just_be_the_earth_nutting/ (actuallytoaster)
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If human mind is a learning engine, there can never be any original thought - there can only be combinations of things that work out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frdrxs/if_human_mind_is_a_learning_engine_there_can/ (theEndWasShit)
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Sea glass is only a recent phenomenon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frdq9z/sea_glass_is_only_a_recent_phenomenon/ ([deleted])
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You were bald at one point in your life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frdpq2/you_were_bald_at_one_point_in_your_life/ ([deleted])
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When the “unkillable” Chuck Norris finally does die, the internet is going to go INSANE.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frdode/when_the_unkillable_chuck_norris_finally_does_die/ (WayyySmarterThanYou)
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Humans and onions are a lot alike: they both have removable skin, and tears happen if they get cut

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frdl57/humans_and_onions_are_a_lot_alike_they_both_have/ (WolfyLI)
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Barbers are gonna have a massive flood of customers like gyms do on Jan 1st.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frdkpl/barbers_are_gonna_have_a_massive_flood_of/ (Sal-Money)
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There is most likely a lot of important information that is shared on April first that is blown off as a joke or prank

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frdkbs/there_is_most_likely_a_lot_of_important/ (Shmeb11)
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The song 'Teenage Dirtbag' gave away the whole plot for whatever film it was for.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frdj7o/the_song_teenage_dirtbag_gave_away_the_whole_plot/ (NeoShinobii)
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A corndog could be considered a popsicle and a burrito.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frdj0t/a_corndog_could_be_considered_a_popsicle_and_a/ (nerfgunhun)
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Erasers slowly sacrifice themselves for our mistakes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frdinc/erasers_slowly_sacrifice_themselves_for_our/ (Dwarf_forge)
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No one puts the apostrophes in lil

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frdiaa/no_one_puts_the_apostrophes_in_lil/ (BurgerMonsterKing)
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You never see someone with the same refrigerator as you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frdh8r/you_never_see_someone_with_the_same_refrigerator/ (AncientHiberno)
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If you're attractive, you're trapped in somebody's memory forever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frdezx/if_youre_attractive_youre_trapped_in_somebodys/ (256Moin256)
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Masochists see heaven as hell and hell as heaven

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frdeeo/masochists_see_heaven_as_hell_and_hell_as_heaven/ (Pacobing)
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Ads on podcasts are probably the most successful just because the people presenting them don't take the products too seriously, making the offer feel more genuine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frde7y/ads_on_podcasts_are_probably_the_most_successful/ (K3du5)
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A lot of people's new online BFs/GFs are going to disappear when people are allowed to go out again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frdcdk/a_lot_of_peoples_new_online_bfsgfs_are_going_to/ (Darkdreams28)
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Somebody translating an Eminem song using sign language deserves a prize.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frdaui/somebody_translating_an_eminem_song_using_sign/ (SoyUnFracaso)
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Being immortal for a period is equal to never having been immortal at all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frdab5/being_immortal_for_a_period_is_equal_to_never/ (Quhon)
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It’s a bad recession for house burglars as well

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frd9p9/its_a_bad_recession_for_house_burglars_as_well/ (h3yn0w75)
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If the Creators of the Simpsons chose to let the Simpsons age it would not have nearly as many seasons

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frd6uq/if_the_creators_of_the_simpsons_chose_to_let_the/ (DoubleA4184)
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There are some moms out there hoping that they will become grandparents due to shelter in place orders.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frd4qc/there_are_some_moms_out_there_hoping_that_they/ (Top_Gun_2021)
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Have you ever think about why the oceans are salty ? Maybe we swim in fish sweat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frd2yh/have_you_ever_think_about_why_the_oceans_are/ (GzudemREGOR)
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An underground bunker and a swimming pool cost the same

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frd22a/an_underground_bunker_and_a_swimming_pool_cost/ (Gojira5400)
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Buying Greenland doesn't sound like such a bad idea anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frd1jy/buying_greenland_doesnt_sound_like_such_a_bad/ (TheTravelier)
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It would suck to live below an unemployed tap dancer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frd0un/it_would_suck_to_live_below_an_unemployed_tap/ (rapunzelsasshair)
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A Roundabout defeats that two wrongs don't make a right.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frcyo2/a_roundabout_defeats_that_two_wrongs_dont_make_a/ ([deleted])
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Fire bender are technically air benders because they both manipulate air particles, but in different ways

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frcwv7/fire_bender_are_technically_air_benders_because/ (yoyo_05_)
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Believe in yourself as much as Leroy Jenkins believed in himself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frcw0c/believe_in_yourself_as_much_as_leroy_jenkins/ (AfosSavage)
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Spotify's "discover weekly" is Schrodinger's playlist because it is both changed and unchanged from last week until you open and look at it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frcvu7/spotifys_discover_weekly_is_schrodingers_playlist/ (BatchThompson)
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You need ears to hear music but music destroys your ears

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frcvl5/you_need_ears_to_hear_music_but_music_destroys/ (ReachandCrackTheSky)
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When George Foreman puts his boxing gloves in a suitcase, he packs a punch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frcuh5/when_george_foreman_puts_his_boxing_gloves_in_a/ (Gary_October)
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An athlete with legitimate wrestling credentials is considered an amateur wrestler, whereas an athlete that competes in a scripted, predetermined performance is referred to as a professional wrestler.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frcu3w/an_athlete_with_legitimate_wrestling_credentials/ (MarshmallowMark)
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Leaves are the solar panels of trees.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frctil/leaves_are_the_solar_panels_of_trees/ (LimpingTurtle)
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World of Warcraft has already taken over the word WOW with it's acronym, so anyone may be able to do the same with any word

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frctc2/world_of_warcraft_has_already_taken_over_the_word/ (Mystery_YouTube)
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A lot of couples are going to find out that they don't like each other as much as they thought they did.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frct5i/a_lot_of_couples_are_going_to_find_out_that_they/ (nyjets4life6)
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You don’t truly know the expiration date of food until you have no money

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frcsus/you_dont_truly_know_the_expiration_date_of_food/ (boldredditor)
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There's only one hole in a straw.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frcsf7/theres_only_one_hole_in_a_straw/ (Bert-63)
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Based on internet footage, it just seems like rooftops in Russia are for more accessible than anywhere else in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frcs0p/based_on_internet_footage_it_just_seems_like/ ([deleted])
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Finding a toe in your soup feels like a complete betrayal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frcro8/finding_a_toe_in_your_soup_feels_like_a_complete/ (Gary_October)
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Assuming that digital photo quality will not dramatically improve over the next 30 years. Our grandchildren will not have the same experience as we did looking back at black and white/Polaroid pictures of our parents/ grandparents.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frcrfn/assuming_that_digital_photo_quality_will_not/ (Neoko)
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When we become a space travling species Space wil be filled with advertisements

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frcqnn/when_we_become_a_space_travling_species_space_wil/ (TheIrishInternetGuy)
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One for All users and Sith are somewhat similar. There are usually only two and when the master or teacher dies (In the sith case its betrayal) , the apprentice would then get themselves their own apprentice and would pass down their knowledge and power to the apprentice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frcqk5/one_for_all_users_and_sith_are_somewhat_similar/ (something9765)
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A burrito is a taco folded on both ends.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frcq9a/a_burrito_is_a_taco_folded_on_both_ends/ (Gary_October)
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Water literally uses cloud storage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frcq75/water_literally_uses_cloud_storage/ (GeneralDan29)
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Plaque Inc. devs probably get pretty useful data for further development right know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frcp27/plaque_inc_devs_probably_get_pretty_useful_data/ ([deleted])
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We don't think too much about it, but it feels like the sky is some kind of ceiling. Actually there is an infinite void above us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frcnlb/we_dont_think_too_much_about_it_but_it_feels_like/ (Maciokan)
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The word "freedumb" could be used for when a person justifies doing a stupid action using the Constitution or the argument it's their right

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frcmof/the_word_freedumb_could_be_used_for_when_a_person/ (flutebythefoot)
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It's going to be pretty terrifying to be on the road in 2036-7 with all the new drivers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frclrg/its_going_to_be_pretty_terrifying_to_be_on_the/ (ifeelnumb)
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For every poisonous plant that was discovered, There was a person who died tasting it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frcl3w/for_every_poisonous_plant_that_was_discovered/ (natsuO05)
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A memory of being born couldn't help but be very very strange

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frckji/a_memory_of_being_born_couldnt_help_but_be_very/ (moneybot13)
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We live in an era where we label raw goods like sardines.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frcjy5/we_live_in_an_era_where_we_label_raw_goods_like/ (BiggestForts)
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Handshakes went from polite to taboo in a month.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frcivr/handshakes_went_from_polite_to_taboo_in_a_month/ (EnamintRBLX)
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Everything will become unoriginal in the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frcgzp/everything_will_become_unoriginal_in_the_future/ (Secrept)
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Skinny people actually have less skin than people who aren't skinny.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frcgj6/skinny_people_actually_have_less_skin_than_people/ (Darkj)
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If the 5 second rule is true, then we can use public touch screens safely because our fingers are touching it for less than 5 seconds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frcfnd/if_the_5_second_rule_is_true_then_we_can_use/ (K-7412)
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Steven Spielberg inadvertantly caused people to fear sharks in 1975. In 1993, he caused people to fear crane flies because they look like the mosquito in Jurassic Park

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frcfaj/steven_spielberg_inadvertantly_caused_people_to/ (Nathan_Sexplosion)
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We are pests if pesticides can kill us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frceuf/we_are_pests_if_pesticides_can_kill_us/ (jacobhunter2005)
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Flash mobs will never be a thing again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frcd56/flash_mobs_will_never_be_a_thing_again/ (Affordable_Z_Jobs)
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All those people who said they could spend a year by themselves for a lot of money are finding out they probably can't.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frcc5p/all_those_people_who_said_they_could_spend_a_year/ (Cyrocharge)
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Eating your own boogers is technically cannibalism

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frcbx4/eating_your_own_boogers_is_technically_cannibalism/ (TheTrueSovietOnion)
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Since curd can be made from curd. Somewhere out there exists a curd with highest streak of curdlings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frcbk0/since_curd_can_be_made_from_curd_somewhere_out/ (relixgrab)
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Deja vu is phase shifting in from a save point, you died that day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frcbdv/deja_vu_is_phase_shifting_in_from_a_save_point/ (WickettyWrecked)
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A pimp is the exact opposite of a simp.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frc9pe/a_pimp_is_the_exact_opposite_of_a_simp/ (DMunchies)
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Intelligency may be measured by IQ tests but there's no way to measure stupidity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frc8ob/intelligency_may_be_measured_by_iq_tests_but/ (256Moin256)
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If you intentionally drop oxford commas expect the intent to be interpreted as such

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frc8g0/if_you_intentionally_drop_oxford_commas_expect/ (ValidatingUsername)
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Newer generations watching 80s and 90s shows would hardly understand what's the fuss about TV's and answering machines back then.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frc8bk/newer_generations_watching_80s_and_90s_shows/ (samwinchester1)
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Epileptic's in the Star Wars universe must have it rough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frc7vf/epileptics_in_the_star_wars_universe_must_have_it/ (Devilzpigz)
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Matzah ball and Tylenol rhyme

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frc41y/matzah_ball_and_tylenol_rhyme/ (DanerIn)
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Straws can't help but suck and blow

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frc30e/straws_cant_help_but_suck_and_blow/ (moneybot13)
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In these trying times where household papers are impossible to find, tping someone’s house might actually be a form of solidarity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frc23l/in_these_trying_times_where_household_papers_are/ (PPmw29)
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If someone tells you that there sleeping they can’t be telling the truth or they aren’t fully honest

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frc1gh/if_someone_tells_you_that_there_sleeping_they/ (Z_man06)
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If we only know about hospitalised cases, then surely if we added the number of cases that went un hospitalised to these numbers, it would seem less dangerous than it already is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frc1cs/if_we_only_know_about_hospitalised_cases_then/ (ell_be)
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Maybe the reason Tiger King is so popular is because we can’t leave our houses to see weird stuff like that firsthand

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frbzpz/maybe_the_reason_tiger_king_is_so_popular_is/ (ifyougetit)
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The angry emoticon has a unibrow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frbzc2/the_angry_emoticon_has_a_unibrow/ (Marshma11owOver1ord)
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Buying cigarettes and throwing them in the trash is a better investment than actually using them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frbymk/buying_cigarettes_and_throwing_them_in_the_trash/ (lanxt)
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Trans women that still have a Dick get to decide wether to stand up when they pee or sit down

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frbylr/trans_women_that_still_have_a_dick_get_to_decide/ (yestermorrowWW3)
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You can kiss yourself in the mirror but only on the lips.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frbxw3/you_can_kiss_yourself_in_the_mirror_but_only_on/ (Maahee_2)
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Mostly cooking is not about cooking it is about preping to cook

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frbxvz/mostly_cooking_is_not_about_cooking_it_is_about/ (moneybot13)
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The accordion is well known- yet obscure.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frbxvd/the_accordion_is_well_known_yet_obscure/ (peternile)
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There is a bird which holds the record for flying highest in the sky.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frbwm7/there_is_a_bird_which_holds_the_record_for_flying/ (akashdas323)
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Ventilators are going to be very cheap in the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frbvx9/ventilators_are_going_to_be_very_cheap_in_the/ (OverLordJesus)
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Queen Elizabeth II is immortal because of her tea. She has immortaliTEA.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frbv7y/queen_elizabeth_ii_is_immortal_because_of_her_tea/ (AVA_cados)
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One day there will be the last remaining human being on Earth. Literally the loneliest person to have ever existed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frbs2p/one_day_there_will_be_the_last_remaining_human/ (FBI_Agent_69)
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Rocky’s Asian counterpart in Western culture is probably Jackie Chan or Ip Man.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frbrzt/rockys_asian_counterpart_in_western_culture_is/ (genius414)
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"The Affect Effect" effected rage in affected readers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frbr9z/the_affect_effect_effected_rage_in_affected/ (coderpete)
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There must have been a lot of takes that had to be done again in movies with animals, cause the animals shat on the set.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frbq80/there_must_have_been_a_lot_of_takes_that_had_to/ (_ibisette_)
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Racecar backwards is racecar.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frbpbc/racecar_backwards_is_racecar/ (MyMan-fr)
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Calzones are the cocoon stage of pizza

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frbop6/calzones_are_the_cocoon_stage_of_pizza/ (CleanAsUhWhistle1)
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In order for you to alter reality, it has to exist in the first place

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frbna1/in_order_for_you_to_alter_reality_it_has_to_exist/ (_Satan_the_Devil_)
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The weirdest moment in the morning is when you set the microwave timer and it switches from 59 to 100

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frbmo5/the_weirdest_moment_in_the_morning_is_when_you/ (Uknowthatsmyname)
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we still don't know who let the dogs out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frblp5/we_still_dont_know_who_let_the_dogs_out/ (urmomgayinator)
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When the sun sets, it is rising. It is the same thing for the other way as well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frblan/when_the_sun_sets_it_is_rising_it_is_the_same/ (medievel_squidward)
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Cheesecake isn't really cake, but boston cream pie isn't actually pie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frbkxm/cheesecake_isnt_really_cake_but_boston_cream_pie/ (Ludwig_Von_Koopa1)
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The Roman numerals for 1 to 8 are in alpha order

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frbkqv/the_roman_numerals_for_1_to_8_are_in_alpha_order/ (AzulaUchiha)
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Every baby tooth probably has a distinct taste based on what you are before losing the tooth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frbiza/every_baby_tooth_probably_has_a_distinct_taste/ (Yoinker91)
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Whenever someone talks about their own brain, such as saying “my brain doesn’t work that way,” that’s technically their brain speaking in 3rd person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frbirv/whenever_someone_talks_about_their_own_brain_such/ (alagiglia)
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The last person on the Earth won't be neither buried nor cremated

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frbijm/the_last_person_on_the_earth_wont_be_neither/ (vpetrychuk)
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There are very few, if any instances of special needs/developmentally challenged people in Zombie fiction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frbih7/there_are_very_few_if_any_instances_of_special/ (C-Ron)
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The scary thing about staying inside all day is you smell like shit and don't realize it at all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frbibw/the_scary_thing_about_staying_inside_all_day_is/ (EdwardNippleclamps)
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If everything goes right during a cars lifetime, it will never have touched the world, except the tires.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frbevr/if_everything_goes_right_during_a_cars_lifetime/ (BoobsRmadeforboobing)
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Suddenly "freeway miles" is going to be a thing again when selling cars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frbdq9/suddenly_freeway_miles_is_going_to_be_a_thing/ (ub52107)
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If you’re looking for heaven it can be found in the molecular structure of bacon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frbd7m/if_youre_looking_for_heaven_it_can_be_found_in/ (Catma222)
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The word “crazy” is really satisfying to write on a swipe keyboard

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frbd2g/the_word_crazy_is_really_satisfying_to_write_on_a/ (Mecca23)
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The colour of your nipples is the perfect lipstick shade for you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frbc7d/the_colour_of_your_nipples_is_the_perfect/ (obiwannoway)
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Movie ”Idiocracy” is reflecting real life more and more every year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frbbnb/movie_idiocracy_is_reflecting_real_life_more_and/ (Berthole)
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We don’t give enough credit to trees and grass literally keeping us alive by giving us their oxygen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frbbai/we_dont_give_enough_credit_to_trees_and_grass/ (SweetVictory2001)
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The croissant is the katana of bread

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frbaxj/the_croissant_is_the_katana_of_bread/ (fiendishrabbit)
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One positive side effect of paper money is its overwhelming logistical superiority in strip clubs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frbanh/one_positive_side_effect_of_paper_money_is_its/ (Pierrekidmia)
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Beneath Every Gravestone There Is A Story, That One Day Will Be Forgotten.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frba9u/beneath_every_gravestone_there_is_a_story_that/ (Mystic_Farmer)
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People tend to lose interest in their birthdays as they get older, but the opposite happens to those around them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frb9ik/people_tend_to_lose_interest_in_their_birthdays/ (AmazingAaron145)
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Parrots are the only animal other than humans that can confess to a crime

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frb84a/parrots_are_the_only_animal_other_than_humans/ (Yoinker91)
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The lock industry is based entirely on people being bad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frb66b/the_lock_industry_is_based_entirely_on_people/ (giraffeman3705)
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“Gentleman” and “gentlemen” sound the same but “man” and “men” don’t.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frb5cx/gentleman_and_gentlemen_sound_the_same_but_man/ (dangmctcg)
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“Every other” could refer to either half of a group or almost everything in group

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frb57v/every_other_could_refer_to_either_half_of_a_group/ (BroBroBrayBray)
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Your pillow probably collect more tears than your handkerchief.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frb3mo/your_pillow_probably_collect_more_tears_than_your/ (LimCW1223)
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A dollar becomes less and less valuable as we grow up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frb349/a_dollar_becomes_less_and_less_valuable_as_we/ (Ronx3000)
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Games, sports, and fun have been around since rocks, sticks, and children

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frb31z/games_sports_and_fun_have_been_around_since_rocks/ (Chuck-Dieazel)
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It’s our fault celebrities are celebrities. If we don’t want a celebrity culture then we need to ignore the celebrities.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frb2yb/its_our_fault_celebrities_are_celebrities_if_we/ (reflexmaster123)
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The person who invented cigarettes was both really smart and really stupid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frb2x1/the_person_who_invented_cigarettes_was_both/ (doctor_bassoon)
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Society has become an open prison

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frazey/society_has_become_an_open_prison/ (TruthSeekingEye)
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A third-person camera would help us avoid so many awkward moments.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frayt6/a_thirdperson_camera_would_help_us_avoid_so_many/ (ExperiencedGarbage)
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There is always that one stuffed animal that has that look like it’s done with everyones shit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fraxml/there_is_always_that_one_stuffed_animal_that_has/ (Jett728)
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History class is really going to suck in a hundred years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fraxg8/history_class_is_really_going_to_suck_in_a/ (WithTheRainbow)
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The plot of Metroid Prime 2 was basically helping moths turn on their lamp

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frawef/the_plot_of_metroid_prime_2_was_basically_helping/ (PootisPoot)
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Your belly button is your old mouth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fravtp/your_belly_button_is_your_old_mouth/ (ReddMcNaughton)
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The word "quarantaine" sounded cool before it was overused.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fraumm/the_word_quarantaine_sounded_cool_before_it_was/ (magnifecent8)
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Thanks to stars, we can se stuff that's well over 40 light years away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frauj7/thanks_to_stars_we_can_se_stuff_thats_well_over/ (attemptnumber58)
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The only people wasting water are astronaut's

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frau2n/the_only_people_wasting_water_are_astronauts/ (Mortiest_Morty_NJR)
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Good deeds nowadays are less likely to be done out of kindness and more about getting a viral video, or whatnot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fratl5/good_deeds_nowadays_are_less_likely_to_be_done/ (NforNarcissism)
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France is only country with there own kiss

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frasf9/france_is_only_country_with_there_own_kiss/ (justaguy689)
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Cheating just got a lot harder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frapz6/cheating_just_got_a_lot_harder/ (arcing-about)
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One thing that is worse than death is infinity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frapmj/one_thing_that_is_worse_than_death_is_infinity/ (notlookingforsex)
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A fish sandwich is a bad day for a fish.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frapcv/a_fish_sandwich_is_a_bad_day_for_a_fish/ (Gary_October)
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You cook bacon and bake cookies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frapbt/you_cook_bacon_and_bake_cookies/ (skylowxavier)
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The less confident you are at washing dishes, the cleaner is the end product.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fraown/the_less_confident_you_are_at_washing_dishes_the/ (cliffwolff)
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One things thats much worse than death is infinity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fran1d/one_things_thats_much_worse_than_death_is_infinity/ ([deleted])
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"Billie Jean" is probably the anthem of most divorced marriages.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/framj8/billie_jean_is_probably_the_anthem_of_most/ (TTV-TTVOdyssey)
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‌‌Two p‌‌eople, b‌‌orn i‌‌n t‌‌he e‌‌xact s‌‌ame m‌‌oment b‌‌ut i‌‌n d‌‌ifferent t‌‌ime z‌‌ones m‌‌ay n‌‌ot c‌‌elebrate t‌‌heir b‌‌irthdays o‌‌n t‌‌he s‌‌ame d‌‌ay

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fralj6/two_people_born_in_the_exact_same_moment_but_in/ (vpetrychuk)
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Somewhere in the world, there actually is a gangster named Clarence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fral5h/somewhere_in_the_world_there_actually_is_a/ (scuttergutz)
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Since only your lower jaw moves, when you "bite down" on something, you're actually biting up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frakov/since_only_your_lower_jaw_moves_when_you_bite/ (SiegE_Of_Reddit)
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Quite a few mosquitoes are wondering where the humans went.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frakcn/quite_a_few_mosquitoes_are_wondering_where_the/ (Your_LocalIdiot)
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You never see someone with the same fridge as you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frajzi/you_never_see_someone_with_the_same_fridge_as_you/ (philrobo)
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Humor is more of a flavor then a sense since everyone has the ability to laugh but not everyone finds the same thing funny.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frajd6/humor_is_more_of_a_flavor_then_a_sense_since/ (NomadMuslim)
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Cookie dough is the sushi of desserts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fraj9t/cookie_dough_is_the_sushi_of_desserts/ (skylowxavier)
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A nail salon that specializes in pedicures and foot massages would have probably thrived in the town of Bedrock where the Flintstones lived.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fraicm/a_nail_salon_that_specializes_in_pedicures_and/ (Deanothedino)
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There are people who subscribe to a channel just to dislike every posted video of said channel

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frahbi/there_are_people_who_subscribe_to_a_channel_just/ (Ricman22)
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The platform your viewing is so Anti US amongst others that it's as if it is a politically biased propaganda machine funded by those with a vested interest to sow discord.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fragzn/the_platform_your_viewing_is_so_anti_us_amongst/ (__PhilosoRapper__)
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The least essential have the most

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fraga6/the_least_essential_have_the_most/ (SlowFootJo)
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70°F (21°C) air feels warm, while water at the same temperature feels cold.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/frafs7/70f_21c_air_feels_warm_while_water_at_the_same/ (MikeyyLikeyy69)
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When a dog licks you it’s like they’re saying you’re the good boy/girl

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fradaq/when_a_dog_licks_you_its_like_theyre_saying_youre/ (blueyed87)
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Pressing 99 on the microwave is longer than pressing 100.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fracd8/pressing_99_on_the_microwave_is_longer_than/ (ksinovercos)
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Our ears are really weirdly shaped

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fraauo/our_ears_are_really_weirdly_shaped/ (Finn_A_)
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Whoever discovered milk was doing some weird shit to the cow

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fraa1v/whoever_discovered_milk_was_doing_some_weird_shit/ (InStAgRaMnOrMiEs)
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‌‌Your b‌‌rain i‌‌s b‌‌usy p‌‌rocessing m‌‌y t‌‌houghts r‌‌ight n‌‌ow

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fraa0t/your_brain_is_busy_processing_my_thoughts_right/ (vpetrychuk)
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VR porn doesn't feel like sex. as much as it feels like you're watching other people have sex from way too close

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fra8wh/vr_porn_doesnt_feel_like_sex_as_much_as_it_feels/ (Antscannabis)
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The next meal you eat could be your last.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fra88t/the_next_meal_you_eat_could_be_your_last/ (ItsYaBoiBiggie65)
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College athletes who sit on the bench were still high school stars

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fra74f/college_athletes_who_sit_on_the_bench_were_still/ (someFBIagent)
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‌‌If w‌‌e c‌‌ould t‌‌ravel f‌‌orward i‌‌n t‌‌ime t‌‌o e‌‌scape t‌‌his c‌‌haos w‌‌e w‌‌ould b‌‌e p‌‌robably c‌‌aught b‌‌y F‌‌BI a‌‌nd a‌‌sked a‌‌bout s‌‌ome f‌‌acts t‌‌hat a‌‌re h‌‌appening t‌‌oday

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fra58b/if_we_could_travel_forward_in_time_to_escape_this/ (vpetrychuk)
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If we’re in the matrix, then vision problems could be attributed to a bad gpu in our pods computer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fra4ed/if_were_in_the_matrix_then_vision_problems_could/ (Analog_Jack)
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Many popup ads might actually be legit but overshadowed by the fact that no one clicks on them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fra2pc/many_popup_ads_might_actually_be_legit_but/ (MissMaskedGirl)
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Franklin Skippy and Johann Jif used to laugh at Reese because his peanut butter was too sweet and didn't seem like real peanut butter, but we all had the last laugh on that.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fra0ts/franklin_skippy_and_johann_jif_used_to_laugh_at/ (rapunzelsasshair)
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You can change the voice in your head to sound like Morgan Freeman, Mario or whatever you want.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fra02x/you_can_change_the_voice_in_your_head_to_sound/ (Super-Deluxe)
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Suddenly delivery by drone doesn't seem like a shit idea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr9yyu/suddenly_delivery_by_drone_doesnt_seem_like_a/ (HairyBoiMan)
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People who were a mascot suit are technically wearing a fur suit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr9yjr/people_who_were_a_mascot_suit_are_technically/ (ShyNinjaX)
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Research notes for code mixed languages are written in code mixed languages.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr9ycb/research_notes_for_code_mixed_languages_are/ (why-so-pro)
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Thousands of people of all ages have become silent assassins all around the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr9vb1/thousands_of_people_of_all_ages_have_become/ (BetterTax)
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You can’t mouth a word without saying it in your head.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr9v7i/you_cant_mouth_a_word_without_saying_it_in_your/ (jacmt5562)
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As we age, our hair stops growing where we want it and starts growing where we don't.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr9v4y/as_we_age_our_hair_stops_growing_where_we_want_it/ (ez_money_)
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Drone owners have an unique opportunity to make the absolutely best footage of their urban centers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr9urt/drone_owners_have_an_unique_opportunity_to_make/ (gvieira)
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The direction of your walks is no longer determined by you alone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr9u8i/the_direction_of_your_walks_is_no_longer/ (RugBurnDogDick)
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A drivethrough/fastfood employee has more stable employment than a dental hygienist at the moment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr9s81/a_drivethroughfastfood_employee_has_more_stable/ (DamnItIan)
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Superheroes with masks probably get haircuts often

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr9rnl/superheroes_with_masks_probably_get_haircuts_often/ (ThatTemNerd)
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One day you had your last sleepover at a friend's house and didn't realise it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr9qlv/one_day_you_had_your_last_sleepover_at_a_friends/ (Angry_Einstein)
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There is no way you can see your own face with your own eyes. You may pull them out thought but they'll stop working

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr9peo/there_is_no_way_you_can_see_your_own_face_with/ (vpetrychuk)
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When a dog licks you, it’s like their saying you’re the good boy/girl

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr9nbc/when_a_dog_licks_you_its_like_their_saying_youre/ (blueyed87)
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Thieves must be hurting due to so many people not leaving every day like normal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr9n3b/thieves_must_be_hurting_due_to_so_many_people_not/ (kkkimchii)
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Someone out there has the most embarrassing super power ever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr9lpb/someone_out_there_has_the_most_embarrassing_super/ (Gary_October)
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You know things are fucked up when - 1:00 in the afternoon and Bob Weir is singing the national anthem on FAX NASCAR channel before a virtual NASCAR race boradcast.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr9kuf/you_know_things_are_fucked_up_when_100_in_the/ (geek66)
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Although it sucks, layoffs are probably going to save tens of thousands of lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr9jz9/although_it_sucks_layoffs_are_probably_going_to/ (bobbydigital_ftw)
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On a cosmic scale, we are an organism on a planet playing dead because we sense threat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr9jr6/on_a_cosmic_scale_we_are_an_organism_on_a_planet/ (Kush1000)
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When designing a space craft aerodynamics are irrelevant for space travel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr9im7/when_designing_a_space_craft_aerodynamics_are/ (Super-Deluxe)
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By the way most of the world has been reacting, were probably being played in Easy difficulty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr9ibk/by_the_way_most_of_the_world_has_been_reacting/ (Jody8)
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There must be some pretty pissed kids who were waiting to get their braces off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr9hwc/there_must_be_some_pretty_pissed_kids_who_were/ (norman-rockwell)
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Those who were too young to remember Y2K will definitely remember Y2PLY.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr9gbx/those_who_were_too_young_to_remember_y2k_will/ (Spolcidic)
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Replaying snippets of the movie with the end credits is a last-ditch attempt to leave you with a favorable impression of the film.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr9g1i/replaying_snippets_of_the_movie_with_the_end/ (AFCBlink)
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If Mickey Mouse crossdressed as Minnie Mouse, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr9f98/if_mickey_mouse_crossdressed_as_minnie_mouse_you/ (AnUnopenedJarOfMayo)
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Breast milk is a superior product compared to manmade formulas and it’s completely free.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr9ee1/breast_milk_is_a_superior_product_compared_to/ (roastedtoperfection)
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Johnny Cash is short for Jonathan Currency

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr9e9b/johnny_cash_is_short_for_jonathan_currency/ (BruKKen)
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A meteor striking the earth could trigger Yellowstone super volcano

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr9drn/a_meteor_striking_the_earth_could_trigger/ (public_instigator)
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When you turn up your phone’s brightness, you’re basically raising the volume for your eyes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr9cws/when_you_turn_up_your_phones_brightness_youre/ (jrueter01)
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‌‌Trying t‌‌o t‌‌ake a‌‌ b‌‌reak i‌‌n a‌‌n i‌‌ntense f‌‌ight i‌‌s l‌‌ike t‌‌rying t‌‌o p‌‌ause a‌‌ Bloodborne or Dark Souls games

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr9bo8/trying_to_take_a_break_in_an_intense_fight_is/ (vpetrychuk)
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Very soon we will drop the "Binge" from "Binge Watching".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr9bif/very_soon_we_will_drop_the_binge_from_binge/ (SSEiGuy)
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Six degrees of separation suddenly went from cool to absolutely terrifying

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr9ags/six_degrees_of_separation_suddenly_went_from_cool/ (TheGrimReefah)
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Doggy style is samr as reverse cowgirl in space

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr9a1g/doggy_style_is_samr_as_reverse_cowgirl_in_space/ (faded-into-darkness)
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Randomly hearing your favourite song on the radio is more satisfying than playing it directly from your iPod.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr98m9/randomly_hearing_your_favourite_song_on_the_radio/ (CanIusethetoilet)
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am so gangster. like john lennon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr97zk/am_so_gangster_like_john_lennon/ (Daggerdinger)
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If Thor and Odin exist in the MCU, there's a good chance Tony and Vision went to Valhalla

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr9748/if_thor_and_odin_exist_in_the_mcu_theres_a_good/ (welltechnically7)
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children are the happiest most successful people in the world cuz they never take a NO for an answer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr95c0/children_are_the_happiest_most_successful_people/ (LannisterZ94)
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When your chewing its easy to forget your teeth aren't actually moving

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr947o/when_your_chewing_its_easy_to_forget_your_teeth/ (slurplurpsyrup)
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people are gonna continue crushing grapes w their feet bc its essential

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr93qd/people_are_gonna_continue_crushing_grapes_w_their/ (Daggerdinger)
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Post on Thursdays because it's payday and people will actually have money to give awards.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr93oh/post_on_thursdays_because_its_payday_and_people/ (M1lk_bags)
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No one will ever fully understand you except for yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr938l/no_one_will_ever_fully_understand_you_except_for/ (hainey28)
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big toe to stand on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr92hw/big_toe_to_stand_on/ (Daggerdinger)
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A flying saucer is shaped like a perfectly rounded fried egg

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr92hm/a_flying_saucer_is_shaped_like_a_perfectly/ (space0watch)
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Some people will do anything to be able to do anything they want to do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr90a2/some_people_will_do_anything_to_be_able_to_do/ (ToiletPaper4suckers)
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Brilliant business ideas/execution probably makes up for 0.5% - 1% of successful businesses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr8z49/brilliant_business_ideasexecution_probably_makes/ (lowballsack)
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One day the census will just be able to sense us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr8yml/one_day_the_census_will_just_be_able_to_sense_us/ (EdwardNippleclamps)
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We dress well and put on perfume to go on a date just to be together with that person naked and sweaty in bed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr8yl4/we_dress_well_and_put_on_perfume_to_go_on_a_date/ (Valeryum999)
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Your skin is only water proof in one direction

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr8yb9/your_skin_is_only_water_proof_in_one_direction/ (moneybot13)
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"Go" can be the opposite of two things: "Come" and "Stop"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr8w5r/go_can_be_the_opposite_of_two_things_come_and_stop/ (yeedlydeedly12643)
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New normal - no more social events or entertainments..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr8v1w/new_normal_no_more_social_events_or_entertainments/ (Rajkumar99)
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No profession has gotten a worse rep in movies than ski instructors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr8ukk/no_profession_has_gotten_a_worse_rep_in_movies/ (moneybot13)
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The Taken Trilogy really goes to show how bad of a parental figure Liam Neeson is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr8uag/the_taken_trilogy_really_goes_to_show_how_bad_of/ (UnfortunateRedditor)
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You know you're getting old, when they start remaking films that you saw in the cinema

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr8t2t/you_know_youre_getting_old_when_they_start/ ([deleted])
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Picking up a parcel from a neighbour is almost always awkward.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr8rgu/picking_up_a_parcel_from_a_neighbour_is_almost/ (TommehBoi)
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Technically, lighting a flame anywhere is still setting the world on fire.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr8r7x/technically_lighting_a_flame_anywhere_is_still/ (twere_so_simple)
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We've all been dead for billions of years, briefly blink, and then go back to darkness until the end of the universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr8qcu/weve_all_been_dead_for_billions_of_years_briefly/ (Cinema7D)
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A green light changing to a yellow light has been the route of some of the hardest split-second decisions we've had to make in our lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr8psv/a_green_light_changing_to_a_yellow_light_has_been/ (Deanothedino)
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Technically everyone can talk faster than light.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr8psl/technically_everyone_can_talk_faster_than_light/ (ARandonNon)
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There’s a whole generation of people alive that have never heard static

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr8pb8/theres_a_whole_generation_of_people_alive_that/ (Monicasweetheart34)
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We are all just hand standing in australian

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr8os6/we_are_all_just_hand_standing_in_australian/ (CakeKnightUwU)
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Things are going to get groovy again man

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr8oos/things_are_going_to_get_groovy_again_man/ (Seedpound)
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No man ever has rounded down to an exact measurement when measuring their penis.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr8odh/no_man_ever_has_rounded_down_to_an_exact/ (gabzlel)
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The first sign that your computer turned on is the monitor turning from black to black.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr8nrz/the_first_sign_that_your_computer_turned_on_is/ (Colby1238)
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When you're not anticipating a downstep and walks onto it, that small drop step feels like dropping off a cliff.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr8npe/when_youre_not_anticipating_a_downstep_and_walks/ (mc_estlavie)
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So no more licking stamps and envelopes for a while.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr8nm2/so_no_more_licking_stamps_and_envelopes_for_a/ (ashelo)
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If the Statue of Liberty was a human, they would have the biggest shoulder and biceps from holding the torch and tablet for 140+ years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr8n0b/if_the_statue_of_liberty_was_a_human_they_would/ (LoneRanger120)
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Mother Nature is extraterrestrial, if there's life on other worlds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr8khz/mother_nature_is_extraterrestrial_if_theres_life/ (powerscunner)
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A tattoo is never permanent. It comes off when we decompose

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr8k1m/a_tattoo_is_never_permanent_it_comes_off_when_we/ (IDRFC)
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WALL-E lives inside the corpse of his relative.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fr8k0y/walle_lives_inside_the_corpse_of_his_relative/ (SabishiSushi)
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24/7/52 Makes More Sense Than 24/7/365

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqxjl5/24752_makes_more_sense_than_247365/ (TheSlayinator)
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Crying harder than you have ever cried will oddly feel almost like laughter. Laughing harder than you have ever laughed comes with more tears than you have ever shed from sadness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqxg8f/crying_harder_than_you_have_ever_cried_will_oddly/ (Heff8024)
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If it wasn't for cultural appropriation we wouldn't have Rock and Roll.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqxg4n/if_it_wasnt_for_cultural_appropriation_we_wouldnt/ (Philiplinke)
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It must have been a pain in the ass to move all that aesthetic furniture into the Enterprise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqxfwt/it_must_have_been_a_pain_in_the_ass_to_move_all/ (MasterofCreamCheese)
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If you stood on the sun, shadows would go up instead of down

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqxezu/if_you_stood_on_the_sun_shadows_would_go_up/ (QLZX)
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Biscuits and gravy probably isn't very popular in the UK.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqxek7/biscuits_and_gravy_probably_isnt_very_popular_in/ (overlyambitiousgoat)
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Glasses make you look smart, but you only get them if you fail a test.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqxdiq/glasses_make_you_look_smart_but_you_only_get_them/ (Lord_Korvus)
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Once the dust settles, and the rubble has been swept away, there shall arise a new people, survivors of the end times, who will forge a new land. And they will be known as the Covidians.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqxa7d/once_the_dust_settles_and_the_rubble_has_been/ (ultranothing)
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because light and sound travel at finite speeds, everything you've ever seen or heard was from the past

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqx9fi/because_light_and_sound_travel_at_finite_speeds/ (homelessGW)
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Lemons are highly dangerous organisms that will steal your electrons:

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqx9c9/lemons_are_highly_dangerous_organisms_that_will/ (Plus-Staff)
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Nobody knows about the true "perfect heist"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqx7ee/nobody_knows_about_the_true_perfect_heist/ (JoZaJaB)
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Cats are the perfect perfect example of chaotic evil

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqx63r/cats_are_the_perfect_perfect_example_of_chaotic/ (Gullsko)
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Emperor Palpantine only shows up on the 3s, III, VI, IX.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqx53u/emperor_palpantine_only_shows_up_on_the_3s_iii_vi/ (angelerulastiel)
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The 'back' in horseback riding is probably unnecessary.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqx2f2/the_back_in_horseback_riding_is_probably/ (AnalogRobber)
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Movies that are based on a true story are all connected in the same cinematic universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqx26u/movies_that_are_based_on_a_true_story_are_all/ (EatGarb)
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Whoever happened to be named St.Nicholas turned out to be a very famous person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqx24f/whoever_happened_to_be_named_stnicholas_turned/ (Hyper_Active17)
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Using Google to get Ecosia is the new using Explorer to get Firefox.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqx21h/using_google_to_get_ecosia_is_the_new_using/ (ExistentialYurt)
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The idea of a zombies sneaking up on people is ridiculous, you’d smell them for a mile away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqx1yg/the_idea_of_a_zombies_sneaking_up_on_people_is/ (Darx117)
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Covi-19 has potentially saved more lives than taken

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqx1du/covi19_has_potentially_saved_more_lives_than_taken/ (TheSecretTraitor)
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As a kid you never actually watch a cartoon all the way through to the series finale. You just kind of stop watching it one day and move on to the next show.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqx12r/as_a_kid_you_never_actually_watch_a_cartoon_all/ (FuegoMonster)
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Onions are the most evolved vegetable, because have their own self defense mechanism

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqx0zq/onions_are_the_most_evolved_vegetable_because/ (moneybot13)
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Erasers slowly sacrifice their lives because of your mistakes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqwy9n/erasers_slowly_sacrifice_their_lives_because_of/ ([deleted])
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Green is such a stupid fucking color

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqwwsb/green_is_such_a_stupid_fucking_color/ (trulygreg67)
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Children with Bobbycars drive like assholes with BMW's , or maybe it's the otherway around.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqwwpj/children_with_bobbycars_drive_like_assholes_with/ (MultiAlbee)
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If you were to go to sleep, then wake up in another dimension you would never notice until weird stuff starts happening.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqwwn8/if_you_were_to_go_to_sleep_then_wake_up_in/ (SnailzRule)
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Just showing each other all your social media activity would probably be more effective way than a face to face first date on deciding if you're a good match, if you're brave enough that is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqwvfo/just_showing_each_other_all_your_social_media/ (tweak0)
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You're never actually taught how to work well in a team. It seems to be presumed you'll pick it up by being forced into the situation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqwq7u/youre_never_actually_taught_how_to_work_well_in_a/ (WhiskyFeet)
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You're never actually taught how to work well in team. It seems to be presumed you'll pick it up by being forced into the situation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqwpgx/youre_never_actually_taught_how_to_work_well_in/ ([deleted])
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The word Echolocation is 50% vowel

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqwp9i/the_word_echolocation_is_50_vowel/ (yestermorrowWW3)
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Lego dudes have houses builded with their own flesh.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqwn21/lego_dudes_have_houses_builded_with_their_own/ (BubachCat)
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Bart and Lisa Simpson are grown ass adults.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqwmnx/bart_and_lisa_simpson_are_grown_ass_adults/ (kobebykobe)
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Asphalt is another word for butt crack.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqwluu/asphalt_is_another_word_for_butt_crack/ (sausageoverload)
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Video games are always the most fun if you’re either extremely good or complete dogshit at the game

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqwkaz/video_games_are_always_the_most_fun_if_youre/ (AndersRL)
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It's possible to pronounce "guacamole" so that it rhymes with "whack-a-mole."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqwjo3/its_possible_to_pronounce_guacamole_so_that_it/ (flooperdooper4)
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If you were to spell a huge list of numbers, wouldn't write the letter A until 1000, the letter B until 1,000,000,000, and the letter C until 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqwhjk/if_you_were_to_spell_a_huge_list_of_numbers/ (Diriector_Doc)
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When your life flashes before your eyes when you’re dying, it’s your brain’s last attempt at finding an experience or solution that will prevent your death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqwhgc/when_your_life_flashes_before_your_eyes_when/ (Fyrefawx)
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Sinks and showers are both the dirtiest and cleanest parts of your house

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqwgok/sinks_and_showers_are_both_the_dirtiest_and/ (mr_rosebrook)
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We are lucky as humans that sync periods that men don’t sync erections

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqwfa4/we_are_lucky_as_humans_that_sync_periods_that_men/ (nilliewelsin)
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News anchors can’t seem to do anything right when the cooking segment comes around

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqwdi9/news_anchors_cant_seem_to_do_anything_right_when/ (rnielsen776)
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Terrified of the idea young people planning to mass infect to kill off old people (and some of their own in the process) to gain some control.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqwddu/terrified_of_the_idea_young_people_planning_to/ (pho_sco)
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Hair salons are gonna make bank after all of these issues are over.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqwd6a/hair_salons_are_gonna_make_bank_after_all_of/ (Chocodog212)
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Some people don't know their ABC's, they only know the song.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqwces/some_people_dont_know_their_abcs_they_only_know/ (SteampunkQuak)
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In FNaF 1, it is highley convenient that you work at the location with animatronics that can kill you, and not normal ones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqwarr/in_fnaf_1_it_is_highley_convenient_that_you_work/ (ObviouslyNotSans)
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Asking for ketchup, mayo, and relish on a salad is considered weird, but mixing it and calling it Tjpusand Island is completely normal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqw9hq/asking_for_ketchup_mayo_and_relish_on_a_salad_is/ (PainForYearsAndYears)
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Every living soldier has a K/D ratio of ∞

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqw7nh/every_living_soldier_has_a_kd_ratio_of/ (panzerboye)
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Essential oils are essential because they have the essence of the plant not because you need them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqw6ft/essential_oils_are_essential_because_they_have/ (ToxicSamurai)
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Bruce Wayne had good reasons to be afraid of bats!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqw5us/bruce_wayne_had_good_reasons_to_be_afraid_of_bats/ (andrewhsimpson)
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Whoever gets the revenue from the sellings of the commie manifesto must be a bourgeois

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqw5hc/whoever_gets_the_revenue_from_the_sellings_of_the/ (Thiagooxr)
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Strawberry seeds taste better in smoothies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqw58c/strawberry_seeds_taste_better_in_smoothies/ (mr_yogo)
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Criticisms are given because you want others to do better. Insults are given because you want them to fail.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqw50k/criticisms_are_given_because_you_want_others_to/ (Mieche78)
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Saving lives at the expense of the economy is a sacrifice. Saving the economy at the expense of lives is human sacrifice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqw4jd/saving_lives_at_the_expense_of_the_economy_is_a/ (Yarblek)
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With the amount of people stuck in their homes without work or school to do, the number of people who will unwittingly have April Fools' Day sneak up on them will be a lot higher than normal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqw37n/with_the_amount_of_people_stuck_in_their_homes/ (RogueWisdom)
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The most funny feeling memories are ones of people being hyped for an upcoming game that's not even talked about anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqw34f/the_most_funny_feeling_memories_are_ones_of/ (Impossible_Tenth)
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You’ve probably crushed loads of dust mites while wanking off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqw2nb/youve_probably_crushed_loads_of_dust_mites_while/ (mademelosemymarbles)
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Whoever got rich over selling the commie manifesto must be the biggest hypocrite/troll

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqw2ag/whoever_got_rich_over_selling_the_commie/ ([deleted])
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The button for flushing is probably the dirtiest part of the house

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqw0tu/the_button_for_flushing_is_probably_the_dirtiest/ (MagnificentPPClapper)
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Teepeeing someone's house is a gift.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqw0s9/teepeeing_someones_house_is_a_gift/ (FleX_537)
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Dogs across the world are probably overall very happy with what’s going on in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqw02m/dogs_across_the_world_are_probably_overall_very/ (Twoforfun73)
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Google or Apple probably have enough of your geolocation data to have your driver's license taken away for life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqvzf0/google_or_apple_probably_have_enough_of_your/ (trancecircuit)
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Gas prices are hitting record lows when we aren't allowed to drive anywhere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqvyzd/gas_prices_are_hitting_record_lows_when_we_arent/ (Po1sonator)
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Fortunately we’ve never had to bail out a sperm bank

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqvxe6/fortunately_weve_never_had_to_bail_out_a_sperm/ (AMRunner)
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If actual dreams came true we would all be completely screwed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqvwpe/if_actual_dreams_came_true_we_would_all_be/ (AbbyClaw)
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When turning 20 remember if you get pregnant your not a teenage mum anymore, your just a mum.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqvvgb/when_turning_20_remember_if_you_get_pregnant_your/ (lewilaptoper-)
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Eventually we will be lining up to get into a barbershop and not lining up to get into a grocery store.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqvv1i/eventually_we_will_be_lining_up_to_get_into_a/ (JohnnyDarter)
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You dance better with your eyes closed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqvtkg/you_dance_better_with_your_eyes_closed/ (HomeLessFrogg)
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If everyone is a leader, then nobody is a follower, meaning nobody is actually a leader.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqvtd6/if_everyone_is_a_leader_then_nobody_is_a_follower/ (Pablo_Fablo)
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We tell humans to shut up and machines to shut down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqvsk1/we_tell_humans_to_shut_up_and_machines_to_shut/ (Hefty_Zygote)
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Our kids will be the first generation that Hope's to inherit a shoe collection.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqvrda/our_kids_will_be_the_first_generation_that_hopes/ (brich0127)
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Theoretically, you could create a computer screen by putting 2,073,600 really good color changing flash lights near each other and going a few hundred meters away from them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqvqcj/theoretically_you_could_create_a_computer_screen/ (GoldenGoldGG)
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Tycoon games never taught anyone about what it takes to actually make money.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqvq1b/tycoon_games_never_taught_anyone_about_what_it/ (Double_A__Ron)
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Drugs dealers are experiencing an economy boost they’ve never seen before

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqvppx/drugs_dealers_are_experiencing_an_economy_boost/ (sirjerkalot69)
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Cheesecake is a pie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqvotk/cheesecake_is_a_pie/ (BEARDSRCOOL)
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Most paint apps are so bad, it's like their entire purpose is to drive you to buy a different app.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqvogb/most_paint_apps_are_so_bad_its_like_their_entire/ (EchoItalic)
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You can't recognize perfect propaganda

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqvof7/you_cant_recognize_perfect_propaganda/ (BLACK_DEATH_PLAGUE)
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It took people not being able to get married to make us realize how many people get married a day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqvnuu/it_took_people_not_being_able_to_get_married_to/ (Samcrochef)
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IT Personnel are kind of like the essentially non-essential, essential personnel, because without them essentially everything essential is lost.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqvnlm/it_personnel_are_kind_of_like_the_essentially/ (_mylifeisajoke_)
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Very rich people tend to wear a lot of suits and yet you'd think they could afford to not care what people think.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqvne9/very_rich_people_tend_to_wear_a_lot_of_suits_and/ (Dani_SF)
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It is impossible to think of a new color

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqvn5i/it_is_impossible_to_think_of_a_new_color/ (dyland6423)
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Dogs are allergic to garlic, therefore they will never get to experience the world wonder that is garlic bread.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqvmdw/dogs_are_allergic_to_garlic_therefore_they_will/ (Joalaco24)
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We'll end up drinking that water that is raining outside and flowing through the streets at some point.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqvm5t/well_end_up_drinking_that_water_that_is_raining/ (Sentinel_1116)
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It’s weird you can drink in the back of a long car but not a normal car

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqvkjw/its_weird_you_can_drink_in_the_back_of_a_long_car/ ([deleted])
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If there is s foreskin, there must be a backskin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqvkfs/if_there_is_s_foreskin_there_must_be_a_backskin/ (IDontBeleiveImOnFIre)
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Someday Jeopardy! is going to run out of answers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqvkec/someday_jeopardy_is_going_to_run_out_of_answers/ (Heisenbread77)
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The horse does not go "neigh."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqvk55/the_horse_does_not_go_neigh/ (la_fuerza_es_intensa)
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Be savage not average

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqviit/be_savage_not_average/ ([deleted])
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Lions see housecats like we see apes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqvicp/lions_see_housecats_like_we_see_apes/ (AbsoluteLad25)
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Maybe the great pyramids were just a WPA project.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqvghf/maybe_the_great_pyramids_were_just_a_wpa_project/ (Hutch-since-1953)
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Let's celebrate the people making content right now because that's the biggest boost we are all getting right about now

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqvfc4/lets_celebrate_the_people_making_content_right/ (PNWnaughtiness)
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Most of the bosses in video games are stronger than you, but they don't know how to aim

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqvez9/most_of_the_bosses_in_video_games_are_stronger/ (Markicko)
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You can’t really knock over a sphere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqvcwl/you_cant_really_knock_over_a_sphere/ (sunflecktv)
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It doesn’t really matter if you wear your underwear inside out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqvajf/it_doesnt_really_matter_if_you_wear_your/ (leeleelolo)
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Ketchup is absolutely delicious until it ends up somewhere other than on food, then it instantly becomes the most absolute revolting thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqvad5/ketchup_is_absolutely_delicious_until_it_ends_up/ (paulthree)
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You're only like 9" tall when you're lying down

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqv95s/youre_only_like_9_tall_when_youre_lying_down/ (brenneckfields)
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Electrical outlets have a horrified expression because you plug those sticks in their eyes and mouth for power.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqv91x/electrical_outlets_have_a_horrified_expression/ (VideoOverload)
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if never gonna give you up gets stuck in your head, your brain is rickrolling you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqv8bx/if_never_gonna_give_you_up_gets_stuck_in_your/ ([deleted])
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Britney speares shaving her head makes more and more sense as you get older

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqv7yk/britney_speares_shaving_her_head_makes_more_and/ (Captkai)
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Earth is farm planet for more evolved beings, which might harvest us at on a different level at one point, just as we have farms with animals and do so; the food chain might be more complex than we think.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqv6n1/earth_is_farm_planet_for_more_evolved_beings/ (edgitarra)
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The younger version of you is older than the older version of you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqv6hq/the_younger_version_of_you_is_older_than_the/ (IllBeYourLady)
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Standards for finding a song to hear drop tremendously when listening to the radio

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqv608/standards_for_finding_a_song_to_hear_drop/ (Brady12Gronk87)
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Pinocchio saying “My nose will grow” will create a paradox.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqv5sc/pinocchio_saying_my_nose_will_grow_will_create_a/ (XxLevittttatexX)
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It feels like the inventor of the whisk tried to come up with the hardest ustensil to wash possible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqv5hi/it_feels_like_the_inventor_of_the_whisk_tried_to/ (F-O)
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When you know the opposite answer to something that everyone else has and has proven it to yourself many times, the moment you want to prove it to others is when you can no longer repeat it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqv4ge/when_you_know_the_opposite_answer_to_something/ (Aspen_Alabaster)
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In past times, some people would pride themselves on not having sex as they viewed it as a sin, and yet it was the virgins that would get sacrificed in all the sacrificing stories

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqv3sj/in_past_times_some_people_would_pride_themselves/ (Houdeanie19)
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If your shirt isn’t tucked into your pants then your pants are tucked into your shirt

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqv3ai/if_your_shirt_isnt_tucked_into_your_pants_then/ (Steveoh97)
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You have to have seen the start of the new millennium to be able to legally drink in the U.S.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqv2sh/you_have_to_have_seen_the_start_of_the_new/ (Snow-Kitty-Azure)
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Egotistical people may like the sound of their own voice but unless they listen to it as a recording they're liking something different from what everyone else hesrs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqv2er/egotistical_people_may_like_the_sound_of_their/ (Fingerbob73)
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In the future, the vast majority of the internet will be a graveyard for generations of users.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fquz0e/in_the_future_the_vast_majority_of_the_internet/ (ydoweshare)
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flies are tiny vampires and spiders are tiny vampire hunters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fquyay/flies_are_tiny_vampires_and_spiders_are_tiny/ (foxstarfive)
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Future archeologists are going to be confused when they find all the golf balls in water hazards.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqux21/future_archeologists_are_going_to_be_confused/ (vertdeferkdude)
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Someone could have broken into your house without you noticing and instead of robbing it they put hidden cameras which are broadcasted on the dark web.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fquwk5/someone_could_have_broken_into_your_house_without/ (dnsslchg)
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The oldest person alive was once the youngest person alive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fquw3i/the_oldest_person_alive_was_once_the_youngest/ (LHauer16)
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As Dumbo grows up, he will grow into his ears and won’t be able to fly anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fquvjb/as_dumbo_grows_up_he_will_grow_into_his_ears_and/ (VagariTurtle)
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The simp thing and the hot girl summer thing are both the same with opposite genders

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqutm0/the_simp_thing_and_the_hot_girl_summer_thing_are/ (3thL0)
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If tomato is a fruit then ketchup is a jam

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqut63/if_tomato_is_a_fruit_then_ketchup_is_a_jam/ (DHCobbler)
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We have reached a point of security that we, at least momentarily, care more about the survival of other species, than our own.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqusnk/we_have_reached_a_point_of_security_that_we_at/ (LHauer16)
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Sitcoms are lucky that the most popular wedding month (June) usually coincides with there season finale.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqusag/sitcoms_are_lucky_that_the_most_popular_wedding/ (ThawEliot)
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The technology of text messaging dramatically improved deaf person’s lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqus9i/the_technology_of_text_messaging_dramatically/ (Leathermoss)
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Your stomach thinks all potatoes mashed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqus2y/your_stomach_thinks_all_potatoes_mashed/ (DHCobbler)
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It's kinda funny how women were the ones that typically rode "side-saddle" on horses despite not having balls

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqus20/its_kinda_funny_how_women_were_the_ones_that/ (rhinosaretriceratops)
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Bottled water companies do not produce water, but bottles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqurd8/bottled_water_companies_do_not_produce_water_but/ (LHauer16)
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If we all had superpowers one day, kids would probably be the ones to discover it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqupu0/if_we_all_had_superpowers_one_day_kids_would/ (florida_made_lit_jit)
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Jet skis are the motorcycles of boats.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fquptr/jet_skis_are_the_motorcycles_of_boats/ (rptch)
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One of the reasons scientists don't believe in the existence of a 'Theory of Everything' is because, if it teuly were a theory of Everything, part of the theory would describe it's discovery.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqupo2/one_of_the_reasons_scientists_dont_believe_in_the/ (LHauer16)
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Anything can be cute if it’s small enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqupb6/anything_can_be_cute_if_its_small_enough/ ([deleted])
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The universe was just so close to being nothing that it became everything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fquobi/the_universe_was_just_so_close_to_being_nothing/ (nateatenate)
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There must be a hell of a lot Avocado halfs looking for work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqungd/there_must_be_a_hell_of_a_lot_avocado_halfs/ (Geezso)
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There are a hell of a lot out of work Avocado halfs out there. Every one see had the stone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqult6/there_are_a_hell_of_a_lot_out_of_work_avocado/ ([deleted])
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You can give blowjobs but you can't hand them out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqujw8/you_can_give_blowjobs_but_you_cant_hand_them_out/ (kacper3934)
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Longview by Green Day has become the motto of our lives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fquj0r/longview_by_green_day_has_become_the_motto_of_our/ (Ah-Ruins-Toll)
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Water companies do not produce water, but bottles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqui2q/water_companies_do_not_produce_water_but_bottles/ ([deleted])
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arnold schwarzenegger protein bars would have 72g of protein

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fquh9m/arnold_schwarzenegger_protein_bars_would_have_72g/ (Daggerdinger)
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If free will is an illusion, then we could theoretically calculate what the entire future of humanity would look like

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqugpm/if_free_will_is_an_illusion_then_we_could/ (fucking_hero)
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We probably missed out on so many awesome drugs that came from plants that went extinct before humans evolved

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqufl0/we_probably_missed_out_on_so_many_awesome_drugs/ (soyjackcringecomp)
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a genius would punch another man for

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqufhh/a_genius_would_punch_another_man_for/ (Daggerdinger)
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Speed running is proof that you can take anything and make it into a conpetition.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqudoz/speed_running_is_proof_that_you_can_take_anything/ ([deleted])
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If you lived in a house made entirely out of glass, you’d have no where to hang the curtains.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fquasy/if_you_lived_in_a_house_made_entirely_out_of/ (Gary_October)
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The next generation won't know about handshakes and will think they are a really weird concept

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fquac6/the_next_generation_wont_know_about_handshakes/ (turing-complete)
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We are all just on one big hypothetical game show with a spin the wheel to see what random thing will ruin humanity next

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqu9sj/we_are_all_just_on_one_big_hypothetical_game_show/ (Finnamon_)
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Millions and more millions of germophobes in our near future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqu66n/millions_and_more_millions_of_germophobes_in_our/ (phoeniciao)
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Playing the last of us part 2 is going to feel a whole lot closer to reality than the previous instalment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqu61w/playing_the_last_of_us_part_2_is_going_to_feel_a/ (icuthroughthewindow)
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Demons are closer to humans than angels are closer to humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqu3g1/demons_are_closer_to_humans_than_angels_are/ (refuge9)
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Shock comedy, horror movies that use jump scares, and internet trolls are equivalently talented

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqu2si/shock_comedy_horror_movies_that_use_jump_scares/ ([deleted])
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Glass looks like hard air, but is really liquid sand

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqu0ry/glass_looks_like_hard_air_but_is_really_liquid/ (mybustersword)
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Of all these micro nations being created, not a single person has made a micro nation and named it “what”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqtyyt/of_all_these_micro_nations_being_created_not_a/ (MileHighScrub)
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Death is fatal in 100% of its victims

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqtyxk/death_is_fatal_in_100_of_its_victims/ (TerrariaChest)
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All characters in all 2D fighting games are ambidextrous

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqtye8/all_characters_in_all_2d_fighting_games_are/ (w4646)
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When we talk about heights we never add in millimeters; only centimeters, foot and inch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqtw71/when_we_talk_about_heights_we_never_add_in/ (Weixs)
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The parents in Rugrats were incredibly negligent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqtvqs/the_parents_in_rugrats_were_incredibly_negligent/ (PB_livin_VP)
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It is unreal how many people believe sharing certain photos will grant them good luck, fortune's of money, or health.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqtv88/it_is_unreal_how_many_people_believe_sharing/ ([deleted])
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"It's going up!" is usually not as good a reason to buy stock as "it's going down!"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqttp1/its_going_up_is_usually_not_as_good_a_reason_to/ (shokolokobangoshey)
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The brain is 80% rain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqttmy/the_brain_is_80_rain/ (Buttcrack_Jems)
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There are no human-proof human systems.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqtstb/there_are_no_humanproof_human_systems/ (NickA97)
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The song “welcome to the jungle” could be about a guy with massive pubes having period sex

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqtsem/the_song_welcome_to_the_jungle_could_be_about_a/ (billybob226)
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It suddenly became socially acceptable to cross the road to avoid meeting people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqtrpq/it_suddenly_became_socially_acceptable_to_cross/ (OutOfMyMindPlsRefill)
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When men see water, they think to fish

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqtr3d/when_men_see_water_they_think_to_fish/ (rnielsen776)
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7 is the most odd number of the first 9 numbers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqtpuz/7_is_the_most_odd_number_of_the_first_9_numbers/ (jgnodado18)
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The generation after "Gen Z" will be "Gen AA"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqtpdf/the_generation_after_gen_z_will_be_gen_aa/ (Hotel_Arrakis)
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Alcohol is icyhot for your feelings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqtm01/alcohol_is_icyhot_for_your_feelings/ (truthprofet)
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Like a kangaroo has a pouch, we have a little pouch in which we carry a little bit of turd around.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqtk6o/like_a_kangaroo_has_a_pouch_we_have_a_little/ (garyfirestorm)
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The first baby born in space would literally not understand the weight of the situation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqtjh6/the_first_baby_born_in_space_would_literally_not/ (HitzCritz)
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Wearing masks will let you know how bad your breath stinks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqtfmv/wearing_masks_will_let_you_know_how_bad_your/ (internet----explorer)
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We never get tired of drinking water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqtebx/we_never_get_tired_of_drinking_water/ (Commander70)
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Piece signs are high fives to a roman

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqte4c/piece_signs_are_high_fives_to_a_roman/ (Kimritto)
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The rest of us are getting a small taste of how germophobes typically live their lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqtdu8/the_rest_of_us_are_getting_a_small_taste_of_how/ (knowwonder)
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There are still guys out there that claim they're six feet away, but are really only five feet and seven inches away

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqtcz9/there_are_still_guys_out_there_that_claim_theyre/ (hutimuti)
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Someone is probably singing the other half of your duet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqtc3a/someone_is_probably_singing_the_other_half_of/ (Motosurf77)
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Picking up metal tongs, without clicking 6 times, could be considered a great accomplishment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqtbgv/picking_up_metal_tongs_without_clicking_6_times/ (joefbs)
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Maine must be situated directly above Hell in Steven King's novels.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqtbep/maine_must_be_situated_directly_above_hell_in/ (Clattu)
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Sometimes people make mistakes. Sometimes mistakes make people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqtb7q/sometimes_people_make_mistakes_sometimes_mistakes/ (AzKar07)
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People with no kids are the lucky ones at the moment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqtb6h/people_with_no_kids_are_the_lucky_ones_at_the/ (EarthlyStranger)
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Many of us have never seen the actor who played Hagrid in Harry Potter without his majestic beard and we won't recognize him if we were ever to meet him in person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqt9xz/many_of_us_have_never_seen_the_actor_who_played/ (ezragriffin)
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The Pokémon Universe's version of the Titanic probably made it just fine because Steel is super effective against Ice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqt7zb/the_pokémon_universes_version_of_the_titanic/ (Plagmoid)
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If you don’t wear underwear, you might not have to wash any

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqt3dw/if_you_dont_wear_underwear_you_might_not_have_to/ (rnielsen776)
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At these times usage of inside jokes is probably rising rapidly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqt38l/at_these_times_usage_of_inside_jokes_is_probably/ ([deleted])
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If your house burns down because you left a dish in the oven, at some point, your house must have smelled really good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqt2sd/if_your_house_burns_down_because_you_left_a_dish/ (kimsanity7)
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Reviews look fake when proper use of punctuation is used.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqsymi/reviews_look_fake_when_proper_use_of_punctuation/ (djobiz)
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The only reason Lance Armstrong was strong enough to be Sheryl Crow's man was because he doped.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqsxnm/the_only_reason_lance_armstrong_was_strong_enough/ (roid_gut)
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According to the definition given by google, the ocean is a soup. It has been boiled during earth creation, it contains meat in the form of fish, has veggies like seaweed, and has been seasoned with salt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqsxc8/according_to_the_definition_given_by_google_the/ (DRlavacookies)
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Someone's first bop it experience was exclusively bops until they got bored

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqswc1/someones_first_bop_it_experience_was_exclusively/ (Keebster101)
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If you’re not doing the Wim Hof method then you’re not living.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqsvw4/if_youre_not_doing_the_wim_hof_method_then_youre/ (tom_is_the_bomb)
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Morticians are the garbagemen of human souls.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqsvmt/morticians_are_the_garbagemen_of_human_souls/ (roastedtoperfection)
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When your simming under water, you are also swimming above water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqsvde/when_your_simming_under_water_you_are_also/ (TheDrSevenTwos)
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If everything is made out of atoms, you’re made out of the same stuff a lego person is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqsu4k/if_everything_is_made_out_of_atoms_youre_made_out/ ([deleted])
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Bad propaganda is something you can identify. Good propaganda is something you think of as the full truth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqspv1/bad_propaganda_is_something_you_can_identify_good/ (themarxistworker)
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W‌‌onder h‌‌ow m‌‌any n‌‌ew b‌‌arbers t‌‌his q‌‌uarantine w‌‌ill g‌‌ive u‌‌s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqsp95/wonder_how_many_new_barbers_this_quarantine_will/ (vpetrychuk)
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Getting stabbed under water would hurt way more than being stabbed on land

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqso90/getting_stabbed_under_water_would_hurt_way_more/ (theshadowruby2)
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If Britney Spears never became rich and famous, she’d be selling essential oils and calling herself a #bossbabe on Instagram.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqsncf/if_britney_spears_never_became_rich_and_famous/ (munleymun)
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Conclusion: Tiger King is made for boring people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqsms4/conclusion_tiger_king_is_made_for_boring_people/ (610jawn)
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YouTubers are probably laughing at everyone who told them to get a "real job"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqsjof/youtubers_are_probably_laughing_at_everyone_who/ (TysonPlett)
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The drunker you are the less mixer you need.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqsigf/the_drunker_you_are_the_less_mixer_you_need/ (BigBadKYDO)
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Giving someone a gift certificate is admitting that you care about them without really having any idea what they like or need

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqsiar/giving_someone_a_gift_certificate_is_admitting/ (hutimuti)
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Someone's first bop it experience was exclusively bops until they got bored

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqsh6t/someones_first_bop_it_experience_was_exclusively/ (Keebster101)
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We’re not getting a cave update because of how we act towards Granite, Diorite, and Andesite.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqsgpm/were_not_getting_a_cave_update_because_of_how_we/ (Fro-Ro)
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You are the oldest you’ve ever been, yet the youngest you ever will be.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqsgkt/you_are_the_oldest_youve_ever_been_yet_the/ (mandovera21)
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The opposite of Microsoft Office is Macrohard Onfire.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqsetu/the_opposite_of_microsoft_office_is_macrohard/ (atc927)
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No matter what we build or destroy, Earth will always have the same mass.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqsdjk/no_matter_what_we_build_or_destroy_earth_will/ (Valeryum999)
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So many people are going to have buzz cuts in the coming week(s)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqsdba/so_many_people_are_going_to_have_buzz_cuts_in_the/ (MGStig)
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We can hear our voice as others hear it by recording it, but others can never hear our voice as we hear it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqscst/we_can_hear_our_voice_as_others_hear_it_by/ (HamzaNisar)
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Water is heated ice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqscsc/water_is_heated_ice/ (Gary_October)
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Before it's all said and done, somebody will get shot because they wore a mask into the wrong place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqsah3/before_its_all_said_and_done_somebody_will_get/ (areyou_)
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Audience retention on "Never Gonna Give You Up" must be considerably low

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqs9y1/audience_retention_on_never_gonna_give_you_up/ (somarlien)
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Once everything calms down, bidet sales are going to fly through the roof.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqs9vo/once_everything_calms_down_bidet_sales_are_going/ (DarknessUnbound)
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Dolphins are the velociraptors of the ocean

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqs93q/dolphins_are_the_velociraptors_of_the_ocean/ (devsmack)
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Zoo animals probably see other animals they normally wouldn't come across in the wild.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqs6wi/zoo_animals_probably_see_other_animals_they/ (jbird221)
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When someone drinks themselves to death we think they drank alcohol but we never think they drank water or something else

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqs6ds/when_someone_drinks_themselves_to_death_we_think/ (TheCultofFlexTape)
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There has been an unprecedented increase in the use of unprecedented

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqs4ur/there_has_been_an_unprecedented_increase_in_the/ (seriousbeef)
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Finding money in your pockets before you wash your clothes is a lot more exciting than finding it after

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqs4nc/finding_money_in_your_pockets_before_you_wash/ (ThatGuyIsHerre)
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You already know everything... but things aren't remembered until the stimuli first set stage for your senses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqs4a2/you_already_know_everything_but_things_arent/ (sandeky5)
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With every selfie you save to show off, you are literally looking back on a memory.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqs40n/with_every_selfie_you_save_to_show_off_you_are/ (Irontiger2014)
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Erasers slowly sacrifice their lives for your mistakes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqs3sz/erasers_slowly_sacrifice_their_lives_for_your/ (MemerWienerYT)
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A waffle is a textured pancake.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqs3eu/a_waffle_is_a_textured_pancake/ (Gary_October)
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Most people have never experienced the top speed of their car.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqs15a/most_people_have_never_experienced_the_top_speed/ (KindStrangerOnReddit)
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One of those weird ads that says "you won an iphone 11" or "you won 1 mil dollars" could be the real thing and no one would notice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqs0g7/one_of_those_weird_ads_that_says_you_won_an/ (kenjikun1390)
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You reach adulthood when you realize that nobody knows what they’re doing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqs077/you_reach_adulthood_when_you_realize_that_nobody/ (ButtStuffFTW87)
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One of those weird ads that says you "won an iphone 11" or "you won 1 mil dollars" could be the real thing and no one would notice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqrz5a/one_of_those_weird_ads_that_says_you_won_an/ ([deleted])
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The bag with the tea bags is technically a tea bag

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqrz1y/the_bag_with_the_tea_bags_is_technically_a_tea_bag/ (Ghetsis5977)
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It's kind of hard to digest for a lot of people but society's most essential people are lowest paid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqrysw/its_kind_of_hard_to_digest_for_a_lot_of_people/ ([deleted])
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There are things you want to do and there are the things you do do. What you did was a little bit of do do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqrxbq/there_are_things_you_want_to_do_and_there_are_the/ ([deleted])
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The world is a much colder place after your mother passes away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqruy1/the_world_is_a_much_colder_place_after_your/ (roastedtoperfection)
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Everybody you like or dislike is some sort of some deeper self reflection of yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqruvz/everybody_you_like_or_dislike_is_some_sort_of/ (allegedlyguilty)
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Saying you're not like the other girls/boys, makes you exactly like the other girls/boys.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqruix/saying_youre_not_like_the_other_girlsboys_makes/ (ben_doverbyme)
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People will always use hand gestures when describing a spiral staircase

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqrtsq/people_will_always_use_hand_gestures_when/ (AMRunner)
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Tall people are on average paid more to compensate for their larger and more expensive clothes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqrsbh/tall_people_are_on_average_paid_more_to/ (CovertMidget)
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Someone finally proved it's true that one person can change the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqrra7/someone_finally_proved_its_true_that_one_person/ (DrAwkward404)
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EAT becomes FAT if you don't draw the line.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqrpjj/eat_becomes_fat_if_you_dont_draw_the_line/ (ZdProGamer)
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If you melt shredded cheese it would become unshredded cheese.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqro8s/if_you_melt_shredded_cheese_it_would_become/ (illinestvillain007)
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Somewhere in the world, someone’s waking up from a 3+ month coma & is wondering: “WTF”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqrnc2/somewhere_in_the_world_someones_waking_up_from_a/ (macmooie)
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Chihuahuas aren't dogs, they are the literal embodiment of the word "nuisance."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqrm6x/chihuahuas_arent_dogs_they_are_the_literal/ (PreparedForAnalSex)
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Lego figures' glasses are part of their head.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqrm6e/lego_figures_glasses_are_part_of_their_head/ (DrDovel)
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Whoever came up with the saying lightning never strikes twice really had no idea what they were talking about.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqrlw3/whoever_came_up_with_the_saying_lightning_never/ (PizzaHero10)
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If real life had glitches/bugs we would be blaming them all the time for unusual things even if they aren't really bugs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqrluo/if_real_life_had_glitchesbugs_we_would_be_blaming/ (BenZeGamer)
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We’re gonna be in history books

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqrlh1/were_gonna_be_in_history_books/ (Darthrodgers77)
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Theme parks can snap a crystal clear picture of you on a roller coaster at 70 mph, but bank cameras can't get a clear shot of a robber standing still.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqrj89/theme_parks_can_snap_a_crystal_clear_picture_of/ (dankbeans776)
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Honey tastes like it looks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqrj1g/honey_tastes_like_it_looks/ (Enigma_Cat_24)
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The side view of a TIE Fighter's wing looks exactly like the emblem of the CIS.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqrhg3/the_side_view_of_a_tie_fighters_wing_looks/ (Bodyguard121)
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Construction works never put their machines away nicely at the end of the day. They leave them right where they left off for the next day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqrfpu/construction_works_never_put_their_machines_away/ (-texaspoontappa-)
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Boomers and Gen Xers are to blame for participation trophies that they love to complain about.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqrfhu/boomers_and_gen_xers_are_to_blame_for/ (roofusdrops_datrufus)
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If you pay a bill with cash, you are using bills to pay bills

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqred9/if_you_pay_a_bill_with_cash_you_are_using_bills/ (arselash_boneinmytea)
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We experienced many newspaper comic moments in our lives and haven’t noticed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqrant/we_experienced_many_newspaper_comic_moments_in/ (FaximusMachinimus)
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There's probably been a dramatic increase in the sales of the game Battleship.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqrali/theres_probably_been_a_dramatic_increase_in_the/ (hadrian217)
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Banks will only lend you money if you can convince them you don't need it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqr9k4/banks_will_only_lend_you_money_if_you_can/ (BraveLittleTowster)
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On the internet women are men, men are men and children are the FBI

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqr8m4/on_the_internet_women_are_men_men_are_men_and/ ([deleted])
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We are making history from our couches

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqr8gq/we_are_making_history_from_our_couches/ (chedderunderthehood)
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You never think about how many "handles" are in a building until you are taksed with cleaning them all twice a day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqr84q/you_never_think_about_how_many_handles_are_in_a/ (mtcrabtree)
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There is a chance that you could have save the universe but in order to protect your identity, they have everyone in the universe's memories wipe off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqr80r/there_is_a_chance_that_you_could_have_save_the/ (LimCW1223)
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Believe it or not we have all trained for times like these...remember cooties.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqr7zb/believe_it_or_not_we_have_all_trained_for_times/ (ffdjensen)
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A teenage girl screaming at a cockroach is probably more terrifying to the cockroach then it is to the girl.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqr5ep/a_teenage_girl_screaming_at_a_cockroach_is/ (Vikinggirl2006)
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The superpower teleportation could have exist but the peoples who have it, does not know how to control it and got teleport to who knows where.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqr4ww/the_superpower_teleportation_could_have_exist_but/ (LimCW1223)
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Honey tastes exactly how you think it would.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqr3uv/honey_tastes_exactly_how_you_think_it_would/ ([deleted])
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When somebody gives you a gift your mostly entitled to gift them back so it's more like a trade rather than a gift

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqr3f6/when_somebody_gives_you_a_gift_your_mostly/ (Zakamu666)
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Since ocean has meat, salt and vegetables, technically it makes it a large soup

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqr299/since_ocean_has_meat_salt_and_vegetables/ (Beeinho)
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There is someone out there that’s reading the last book he’ll ever read in his life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqr23g/there_is_someone_out_there_thats_reading_the_last/ (Adhammoussa_)
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You don’t need an oven if you put something in the microwave for long enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqr1c3/you_dont_need_an_oven_if_you_put_something_in_the/ (JakMcPloofy)
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Asking someone if they’re dead is not a yes or no question

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqr16q/asking_someone_if_theyre_dead_is_not_a_yes_or_no/ (lookbehindyou___)
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It's a surprise that Adolf did not take that opportunity to prove that he is a good artist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqqvw8/its_a_surprise_that_adolf_did_not_take_that/ (LimCW1223)
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There is a chance that you held a rock that was once held by a famous person in history

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqqvdg/there_is_a_chance_that_you_held_a_rock_that_was/ (thelazywhitedog)
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England is the biggest simp.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqqvck/england_is_the_biggest_simp/ (Ouija_spirit_69)
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Live Free or Die is being put to the test.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqqupy/live_free_or_die_is_being_put_to_the_test/ (craychan)
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It was bound to happen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqqskq/it_was_bound_to_happen/ (Ashley_Bean)
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Ned Stark was the father we all wish we had. RIP

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqqsef/ned_stark_was_the_father_we_all_wish_we_had_rip/ (DeigoLuv)
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If a tree fell in the middle of a forest and no one was around, it definitely made a sound and anyone who doesn't realize that is very slow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqqq3w/if_a_tree_fell_in_the_middle_of_a_forest_and_no/ (joesoldlegs)
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The bottles of hand sanitizers are probably germ-ridden

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqqmvp/the_bottles_of_hand_sanitizers_are_probably/ (hikariseeker147)
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Hormones and whore moans sound the same but one is not appropriate for a classroom setting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqqmj9/hormones_and_whore_moans_sound_the_same_but_one/ (goose1sl00se)
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Nobody really wants to get back to work, we just don’t want to be evicted

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqql8u/nobody_really_wants_to_get_back_to_work_we_just/ ([deleted])
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If you don’t have a pic of you in a gas mask or something by the end of this than you can get right out of my face.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqqkx4/if_you_dont_have_a_pic_of_you_in_a_gas_mask_or/ (Deathbysnusnubooboo)
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Butterflies are the only animal that doesn’t have babies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqqkcm/butterflies_are_the_only_animal_that_doesnt_have/ (marvin0421)
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A lot of songs have the same tune, but one that probably went over our heads is "Trick or treat" and "Rain Rain go away".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqqh7m/a_lot_of_songs_have_the_same_tune_but_one_that/ (rohith_on_reddit)
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Middle Earth (Lord of the rings central location) has birds, and birds evolved from dinosaurs. There use to be definite dinosaurs in middle Earth (probably before man like our world, but still)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqqdym/middle_earth_lord_of_the_rings_central_location/ (Zisx)
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Humanity screwed up so badly, nature sent us to our rooms to think about what we did.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqqdl7/humanity_screwed_up_so_badly_nature_sent_us_to/ (HappyHurtzlickn)
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Steven King's the Shining would have been an entirely different story had the Torrance's brought their (good non-Cujo) family dog to the Overlook Hotel

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqqb6c/steven_kings_the_shining_would_have_been_an/ (TheWebCoder)
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50% of people are below average, yet it is an insult we don’t use for 50% of people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqqaql/50_of_people_are_below_average_yet_it_is_an/ (mrkeith782)
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Something going viral has lost it's positive vibe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqq9r4/something_going_viral_has_lost_its_positive_vibe/ (Chiepmate)
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Buying gas for the purpose of burning is literally you burning money.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqq9ne/buying_gas_for_the_purpose_of_burning_is/ (Snorlaximum)
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Cabin is the root word of cabinet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqq845/cabin_is_the_root_word_of_cabinet/ (blood_in_the_cut)
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Lara Croft and Indiana Jones would probably be pretty good at Escape Rooms

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqq7bn/lara_croft_and_indiana_jones_would_probably_be/ (It_Is_Eye)
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Many of us were raised by Boomers and don't really understand how massively the human race/world changed when the internet arrived. We live in two different mindsets because we were raised in the internet age and they were not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqq6bx/many_of_us_were_raised_by_boomers_and_dont_really/ (pfloyd102)
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Most job interviews give you a pretty good idea of what your roles and responsibilities will be, but the ‘interview process’ for becoming a parent is NOTHING like the actual job.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqq5p9/most_job_interviews_give_you_a_pretty_good_idea/ (wandrlusty)
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More movies will start being set in the past, pre 90s, not so much as period pieces, but just to allow for scenarios not easily resolved by mobile phones or google.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqq546/more_movies_will_start_being_set_in_the_past_pre/ (usenet_alias)
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🌲🌳If you wanted to help save the environment during the 🏰 middle ages 🕍 you just had to tell a good ghost story about an old growth forest. 🌲🌳

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqq4pe/if_you_wanted_to_help_save_the_environment_during/ (IAmSmellingLikeARose)
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There are lots of actors and actresses out here who are better than most Hollywood stars, they just don't have a chance to be noticed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqq4df/there_are_lots_of_actors_and_actresses_out_here/ (Beeinho)
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Having sex sound like stirring macaroni

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqq16n/having_sex_sound_like_stirring_macaroni/ (Reddituser8812)
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Yogi’s friends just cheer him on as he gets possessed and then sends villains away to hellish torment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqq0ux/yogis_friends_just_cheer_him_on_as_he_gets/ (Reddit__Dave)
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At least all of our junk mail is still being delivered, said nobody ever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqq0up/at_least_all_of_our_junk_mail_is_still_being/ (Pierre_39)
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Girls can inherit their body types from their dads

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqpynn/girls_can_inherit_their_body_types_from_their_dads/ (Lustfultiger)
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All these animals bought when people were stuck inside are going to be very confused when all their owners go back to work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqpxrr/all_these_animals_bought_when_people_were_stuck/ (StormBladeRunner)
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There’s no reason for pink lemonade.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqpx1c/theres_no_reason_for_pink_lemonade/ (jfi224)
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Everyone probably misses going bowling, but not that much.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqpwfi/everyone_probably_misses_going_bowling_but_not/ (Pierre_39)
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Drive in theaters suddenly seem much more appealing than seated theaters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqpw0d/drive_in_theaters_suddenly_seem_much_more/ (Crazy_ManMan)
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Dark Age conservationists told ghost stories about the old growth forests.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqproc/dark_age_conservationists_told_ghost_stories/ ([deleted])
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You’re taller while doing a handstand than while standing normally.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqprim/youre_taller_while_doing_a_handstand_than_while/ (FreshFranks)
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The truth is the main reason we may like completing a game is because of the difficulty of getting there

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqpo5g/the_truth_is_the_main_reason_we_may_like/ (ForeverGing3r)
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And just like that, the ‘Free Hugs’ t-shirts lose their appeal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqpn47/and_just_like_that_the_free_hugs_tshirts_lose/ (bongtong)
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Videos on websites you don't want to see will start playing themselves and often videos you do want to see will not play at all

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqpk87/videos_on_websites_you_dont_want_to_see_will/ (french_st)
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It's ironic that while it's hard to get bread there is actually cake in the stores

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqpjpb/its_ironic_that_while_its_hard_to_get_bread_there/ (Prince0fDarkness)
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r/unpopularopinion is more guilty of micromanagement than a teenagers parent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqpj1k/runpopularopinion_is_more_guilty_of/ (Chuck-Dieazel)
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If a someone figured out they can stop their heart, we wouldn’t know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqphop/if_a_someone_figured_out_they_can_stop_their/ (Zypherdose)
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Many heroes going to work to help people are very scared and they need to work to support their families or just so they can eat. But they're still Heroes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqpeyt/many_heroes_going_to_work_to_help_people_are_very/ (Roonwogsamduff)
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Having ideas is looking into the future with decent accuracy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqpe6u/having_ideas_is_looking_into_the_future_with/ (Elieftibiowai)
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If you can smell their fart, you're not far enough apart.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqpdjy/if_you_can_smell_their_fart_youre_not_far_enough/ (Antscannabis)
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These are tough times for people who make a living off stealing from houses when homeowners are at work

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqpdhq/these_are_tough_times_for_people_who_make_a/ (Petunia-Rivers)
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The only thing worse than having hair in your food is having food in your hair.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqpcys/the_only_thing_worse_than_having_hair_in_your/ (Gary_October)
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Smart people are terrified

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqpcvg/smart_people_are_terrified/ (Deuce_part_deux)
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Limousines have gone completely out of fashion and no one has really noticed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqpci0/limousines_have_gone_completely_out_of_fashion/ (Over-used-name)
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Eventually the animals that modern man views as “wildlife” will be extinct dinosaurs to some future species. We view Sabretooth Tigers as a strange historical creature, but its just a tiger with fangs. Just imagine finding a fossilized giraffe skeleton, having never seen live one before...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqpbgu/eventually_the_animals_that_modern_man_views_as/ (NorthernPunk)
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Internet is the most essential service.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqpawp/internet_is_the_most_essential_service/ (mustbelasttobefirst)
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Gingers produce vitamin D naturally to keep humanity from going extinct.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqpaoa/gingers_produce_vitamin_d_naturally_to_keep/ (Chuck-Dieazel)
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Barbers are going to see some interesting haircuts when they go back to work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqpa3j/barbers_are_going_to_see_some_interesting/ (Macho_Viejo)
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Us humans narrow our eyes to see better when we see less.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqp9rm/us_humans_narrow_our_eyes_to_see_better_when_we/ (MelanthaJezek)
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Black and white movies very rarely have actual black and white colour.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqp7zg/black_and_white_movies_very_rarely_have_actual/ (sparklyapples)
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Crazy coupon folks could probably fill all the food banks with their stockpiles and still have some left over.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqp5dx/crazy_coupon_folks_could_probably_fill_all_the/ (GrizzlyMommaMT)
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Our eyes are the original augmented reality

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqp4jn/our_eyes_are_the_original_augmented_reality/ (elj4y)
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Usually you're not afraid of being alone, you're afraid of not being alone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqp4b1/usually_youre_not_afraid_of_being_alone_youre/ (SolomonKhalifa)
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With the infection growth rates and incubation times, the ethical thing is to treat others as if you are already infected, and the smart thing is to treat everyone else if they are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqp1a2/with_the_infection_growth_rates_and_incubation/ (peritonlogon)
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Maybe movie villains tell the protagonist their evil plans because they finally have someone who has to listen to them vent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqp174/maybe_movie_villains_tell_the_protagonist_their/ (be_more_bmore)
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Maybe Villains in movies always monologue to the hero they just captured because they’re starved of social contact and want to talk to someone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqowfh/maybe_villains_in_movies_always_monologue_to_the/ (Cavtat98)
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Your 2 options for pronouncing Uranus are "your-anus" or "urine-us". Both are gross.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqovw3/your_2_options_for_pronouncing_uranus_are/ (motherbrain2000)
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Ants are probably fat asses when you compare their size to their food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqovb8/ants_are_probably_fat_asses_when_you_compare/ (thatsanabsoluteyikes)
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Carrot Cake and Banana Bread is way more popular than Carrot Bread and Banana Cake

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqov4v/carrot_cake_and_banana_bread_is_way_more_popular/ (Moe_Danglez)
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Waterfall is the opposite of Firefly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqotau/waterfall_is_the_opposite_of_firefly/ (Oh_boi_OwO)
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If asked, any random "Person A" would far underestimate the # of people who've masturbated fantasizing about "Person A".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqot6z/if_asked_any_random_person_a_would_far/ (My_Dirty_R)
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Winter is the only season that happens twice in a calendar year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqoqft/winter_is_the_only_season_that_happens_twice_in_a/ (Calmly_Ambitious)
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No one will be able to witness an "undisturbed wildlife" because if a person is watching, it is already a disturbance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqopj0/no_one_will_be_able_to_witness_an_undisturbed/ (Gummyguardian)
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One day in the future, you're going to wake up and find yourself writing the year 2055 on some paperwork.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqoor8/one_day_in_the_future_youre_going_to_wake_up_and/ (SoupFromAfar)
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If you have a beard, it’s probably really hard to complain about finding hair in your food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqoo69/if_you_have_a_beard_its_probably_really_hard_to/ (bambino_forreal_no)
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Nobody actually witnessed the epic fight between Batman and Superman in the Batman vs Superman movie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqontw/nobody_actually_witnessed_the_epic_fight_between/ (teeteedoubleyoudee)
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We blink even with our eyes closed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqom8y/we_blink_even_with_our_eyes_closed/ (dakatzpajamas)
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The next baby boom is being conceived right now

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqolf9/the_next_baby_boom_is_being_conceived_right_now/ (FractalFractalF)
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Doggy style and reverse cowgirl are the same position in space

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqoky5/doggy_style_and_reverse_cowgirl_are_the_same/ (NatureIsGreen)
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The show “Sex Education” is a great way of teaching younger individuals about Sex Ed, without them actually feeling like they’re learning. It’s a brilliant way of educating people through comedy and drama.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqojlm/the_show_sex_education_is_a_great_way_of_teaching/ (LadyGlitch)
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Fred Flintstone would make a great Olympic athlete, with his strong combination of speed and power.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqojks/fred_flintstone_would_make_a_great_olympic/ (Deanothedino)
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Shrinkage in a washing machine is caused by warm water, yet shrinkage in a pool is caused by cold water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqoj3s/shrinkage_in_a_washing_machine_is_caused_by_warm/ (shanty-daze)
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It must be even harder reporting a death to someone on April 1st

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqohm0/it_must_be_even_harder_reporting_a_death_to/ (nasytasy)
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Saying “Holy shit” doesn’t mean you being surprised, it just means a holy piece of shit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqofcu/saying_holy_shit_doesnt_mean_you_being_surprised/ (IttssszzzzBrian)
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At least with all the schools closed there won't be any school shootings for a while.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqof3l/at_least_with_all_the_schools_closed_there_wont/ (livingunique)
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To the audience, they are known as Batman and The Joker. Within their universe though, they are known as The Batman and Joker.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqoeit/to_the_audience_they_are_known_as_batman_and_the/ (jarewolf)
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There are no physically mutually exclusive events happening anywhere in the universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqoees/there_are_no_physically_mutually_exclusive_events/ (inbetweenthemiddle)
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People who uploads the same posts here probably didn’t really shower.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqobzw/people_who_uploads_the_same_posts_here_probably/ (nickosama)
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Comments that go “I completely agree with you but...” are inherently paradoxical

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqobjd/comments_that_go_i_completely_agree_with_you_but/ (ecksdee007)
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We turn a blind eye to Amazon like we do to slaughter houses because we love what they produce.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqoadb/we_turn_a_blind_eye_to_amazon_like_we_do_to/ (Dustin9994)
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The success of asymmetrical warfare surprised even the Chinese.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqoa4a/the_success_of_asymmetrical_warfare_surprised/ (usenet_alias)
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Someone born in 2010 in a year or a few years could eventually have their voice deepen by puberty already.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqo9v7/someone_born_in_2010_in_a_year_or_a_few_years/ (Jndst21)
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Friday nights are better than Saturday mornings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqo9dh/friday_nights_are_better_than_saturday_mornings/ (Andrija6897)
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Porno adverts about "fuck games" would probably make more money if they made real fuck games with wafuis and microtransactions instead of just straight up asking you for your credit card info.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqo8vl/porno_adverts_about_fuck_games_would_probably/ (Carthing2)
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Sex when you wake up is technically morning woodwork.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqo82j/sex_when_you_wake_up_is_technically_morning/ (koennagel)
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If werewolves were real, they'd probably look like bears.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqo716/if_werewolves_were_real_theyd_probably_look_like/ (SpectralBacon)
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The ocean is a soup because it has salt,meat,vegetation,and water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqo52s/the_ocean_is_a_soup_because_it_has/ (DuskAdvantage)
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A‌‌ll v‌‌egans a‌‌re v‌‌egetarians a‌‌s t‌‌he g‌‌lass o‌‌f w‌‌ater i‌‌n t‌‌heir h‌‌ands i‌‌s f‌‌ull o‌‌f d‌‌inosaur p‌‌ee

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqo2fi/all_vegans_are_vegetarians_as_the_glass_of_water/ (vpetrychuk)
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Hagrid tried to turn Dudley into a pig risking the statue of secrecy solely because he ate Harry’s cake.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqo1rd/hagrid_tried_to_turn_dudley_into_a_pig_risking/ (paulfromtwitch)
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As someone who goes through depressive episodes, it’s comforting to know the rest of the world is going through one as well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqo13p/as_someone_who_goes_through_depressive_episodes/ (Lightning-n-Lemons)
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If bums danced for money like the professional sign holders do, they would get way more money.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqo01y/if_bums_danced_for_money_like_the_professional/ (HesitantPsychonaut)
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It’s likely that prostitutes are boning up on their computer skills to go remote

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqnzi6/its_likely_that_prostitutes_are_boning_up_on/ (Dashover)
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Every outdoor market after a rainstorm is a wet market

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqny0o/every_outdoor_market_after_a_rainstorm_is_a_wet/ (Dashover)
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Eventually humans will learn all of Earth's crafting recipes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqnxd2/eventually_humans_will_learn_all_of_earths/ (FlipMineArseMom)
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Not sure if that’s gonna work

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqnx82/not_sure_if_thats_gonna_work/ (JMockingbird0708)
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People's homes are going to be more clean than they have been in years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqnws1/peoples_homes_are_going_to_be_more_clean_than/ (GiantSaint)
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It's possible that modern songs could've been sang in ancient times, just without the same lyrics.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqnwpj/its_possible_that_modern_songs_couldve_been_sang/ (PeaseedMustardrace)
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There are likely the most watchers on EBay of used ventilators that have ever existed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqnwjm/there_are_likely_the_most_watchers_on_ebay_of/ (Dashover)
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If J.K.Rowling could write another Potter series to stimulate the world economy that'd be great

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqnvid/if_jkrowling_could_write_another_potter_series_to/ (Valkiras)
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Spiderman is one of few superheroes who don't need to buy a mask

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqnu0u/spiderman_is_one_of_few_superheroes_who_dont_need/ (vpetrychuk)
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The loss of a loved ones make you feel unimportant and makes everyone else realize how important you are to them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqnsx4/the_loss_of_a_loved_ones_make_you_feel/ (Iheartinetprivacy)
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If you nose exhale at something funny and your nose is stuffy, you will probably get a snot bubble.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqnqt4/if_you_nose_exhale_at_something_funny_and_your/ (DenierB)
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The power of “and”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqnqee/the_power_of_and/ (grimthedog33)
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A bicycle is not a horse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqnq3u/a_bicycle_is_not_a_horse/ (usenet_alias)
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The writing on a golf club is the right way up when the club is the wrong way round.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqnpyh/the_writing_on_a_golf_club_is_the_right_way_up/ (Green_destiny)
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It seems that a lot of people do not heed warnings even if it's for their sake. You really wonder how stupid we are sometimes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqnmeo/it_seems_that_a_lot_of_people_do_not_heed/ (AbsenteeStudent)
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You have a pretty good shot of dying doing what you love, because you do that often.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqnm4t/you_have_a_pretty_good_shot_of_dying_doing_what/ (anderhole)
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Extreme Jenga can be achieved with the use of forklifts and i-beams

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqnkrf/extreme_jenga_can_be_achieved_with_the_use_of/ (G_Affect)
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Maintaining zero unread emails is the fork in the road where you either choose your OCD or freedom of choice for your remaining livable hours

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqnkon/maintaining_zero_unread_emails_is_the_fork_in_the/ (Pierre_39)
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You will always lose a staring contest with your reflection.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqnjfv/you_will_always_lose_a_staring_contest_with_your/ (RichieKYT)
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"The Giving Tree" is actually a book about the basics of economics

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqnjfm/the_giving_tree_is_actually_a_book_about_the/ (cobaltbpt)
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It is weird how our body replicates falling from high altitudes during a dream when we have never fallen like that before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqnj78/it_is_weird_how_our_body_replicates_falling_from/ ([deleted])
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It’s probable your dog is starting to wonder why you’ve been hanging around the house so much lately

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqniqk/its_probable_your_dog_is_starting_to_wonder_why/ (Dashover)
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Celebrities can't cope with not getting attention which is why they're struggling and doing stupid things online just to get noticed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqni9z/celebrities_cant_cope_with_not_getting_attention/ (5enti3nt)
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A piano is a drum guitar

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqni52/a_piano_is_a_drum_guitar/ (DirtyRat11)
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The Stream Aid live stream is going to quickly show us which artists have good voices and which are heavily altered and autotuned.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqnhlo/the_stream_aid_live_stream_is_going_to_quickly/ (epher95)
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The number of kids who have injured themselves in "Ring Around the Rosie" by falling too aggressively at the end is probably a lot higher than one would assume

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqngwd/the_number_of_kids_who_have_injured_themselves_in/ (arcsin1323)
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We don't know what happens to the messenger when the message he is delivering says 'shoot the messenger'.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqnf9o/we_dont_know_what_happens_to_the_messenger_when/ (xarenox)
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Trees are evil because they wait until you die to eat the nutrients from your body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqnepm/trees_are_evil_because_they_wait_until_you_die_to/ (OMEGANINJA0247)
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There are almost no garbage cans shaped like garbage bags

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqnee1/there_are_almost_no_garbage_cans_shaped_like/ (CaptainReginaldLong)
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It probable your dog is wondering why you’re not at work

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqndyf/it_probable_your_dog_is_wondering_why_youre_not/ (Dashover)
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Odie can speak, but Garfield just can’t understand dogs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqndwu/odie_can_speak_but_garfield_just_cant_understand/ (matt-murray17)
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A great example of quality over quantity is 4 hours a uninterrupted sleep versus 8 hours of convincing yourself that you’ll die if you fall asleep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqndff/a_great_example_of_quality_over_quantity_is_4/ (Pierre_39)
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There are probably secret recipes of the same food with the same ingredients but nobody knows both the recipes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqncxv/there_are_probably_secret_recipes_of_the_same/ (JustinJTX)
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One bite portions in fancy restaurants must be really good at preventing plates ever coming back to the kitchen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqncs3/one_bite_portions_in_fancy_restaurants_must_be/ (Elia_Reds)
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If an individual’s/organization’s process isn’t very transparent, then the process is probably a bad one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqnbeb/if_an_individualsorganizations_process_isnt_very/ (applepiepirate)
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If you choke on a piece of ice, it really just comes down to how long you can hold your breath.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqn9u2/if_you_choke_on_a_piece_of_ice_it_really_just/ (uberblack)
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Generations are normally defined by the later part of the generation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqn7yn/generations_are_normally_defined_by_the_later/ (Jords4803)
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The plural of milf is milves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqn3j8/the_plural_of_milf_is_milves/ (ChartsDeGaulle)
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If there were dream-recording devices, there would have been youtubers earning millions doing nothing but sleeping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqn38g/if_there_were_dreamrecording_devices_there_would/ (Olmeca_Gold)
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Dollar Bill's such as the 2 dollar bill and the 500 dollar bill are worth more then it says on it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqn1yn/dollar_bills_such_as_the_2_dollar_bill_and_the/ ([deleted])
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Parmesan, Asiago and Romano are the Holy Trinity of cheese world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fqmygg/parmesan_asiago_and_romano_are_the_holy_trinity/ (clocksontheceiling)
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Our Ready Player One timeline just started.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq4o6z/our_ready_player_one_timeline_just_started/ (RaddialFox)
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When you boil water to kill germs, you're still drinking germs, they're just dead or denatured.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq4ipo/when_you_boil_water_to_kill_germs_youre_still/ (Mukamukasector)
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Failing your way to success is much sweeter than succeeding your way to failure.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq4bom/failing_your_way_to_success_is_much_sweeter_than/ (Donimation73)
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You can't think faster than you can talk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq459r/you_cant_think_faster_than_you_can_talk/ (DoomSleighor)
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Restaurants, bars and kitchens have probably never been cleaner.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq42qx/restaurants_bars_and_kitchens_have_probably_never/ (nicklax6)
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Whenever we eat food and fart, the fart is technically the ghost of the food we have eaten

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq40tc/whenever_we_eat_food_and_fart_the_fart_is/ (Roxas101000)
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You know you don't moove enough when you get a tennis elbow while brushing your theet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq403b/you_know_you_dont_moove_enough_when_you_get_a/ (NORTHBEE_HUN)
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To our elders we are the disposable generation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq3z4u/to_our_elders_we_are_the_disposable_generation/ (WillOfTheLand)
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Wonder Woman's logo, two W's, can also be written as uWu

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq3xjo/wonder_womans_logo_two_ws_can_also_be_written_as/ (permanentthrowawa)
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A turd is a basically a cast of your rectum

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq3w29/a_turd_is_a_basically_a_cast_of_your_rectum/ (RPGseppuku)
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If a man is sitting in the passenger seat of a car and a woman is driving, a not-insignificant number of people will assume he's drunk or otherwise incapacitated.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq3uzx/if_a_man_is_sitting_in_the_passenger_seat_of_a/ (PerpConst)
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We all have cabin fever, trying not to get a fever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq3t3c/we_all_have_cabin_fever_trying_not_to_get_a_fever/ (AFKOIC)
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Bring back Drive-In movie theaters to save the movie industry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq3qm0/bring_back_drivein_movie_theaters_to_save_the/ (BeardMcBeard)
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If Pinocchio just told people that his nose grows when he tells the truth, everyone would believe him, even though he was lying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq3ouo/if_pinocchio_just_told_people_that_his_nose_grows/ ([deleted])
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Life starts and ends with the cord

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq3np6/life_starts_and_ends_with_the_cord/ (Akabeurjub)
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The gyms are closed and due to that we are going to see many chubby looking people very soon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq3me6/the_gyms_are_closed_and_due_to_that_we_are_going/ (256Moin256)
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Bob Ross created a show about painting that even a blind person could enjoy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq3l9g/bob_ross_created_a_show_about_painting_that_even/ (drewpdoane)
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Howie Mandel is probably going to have an entire germaphobe routine about how he was right all along.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq3kcu/howie_mandel_is_probably_going_to_have_an_entire/ (Il-Blank-lI)
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The first human birthing could have resulted in multiple children.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq3jlk/the_first_human_birthing_could_have_resulted_in/ (maztasticc)
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The new fashion style of the 20s is going to be business casual tops and pajama pants.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq3ij3/the_new_fashion_style_of_the_20s_is_going_to_be/ (ptomatron)
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Capitalism is a pyramid scheme with the CEO's at the top.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq3iil/capitalism_is_a_pyramid_scheme_with_the_ceos_at/ (newengland_schmuck)
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When you smell a flower you’re actually just sniffing plant genitals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq3ek2/when_you_smell_a_flower_youre_actually_just/ ([deleted])
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People who know how to draw really well, can draw their crush in sexy ways in order to fap to

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq3eip/people_who_know_how_to_draw_really_well_can_draw/ (tTensai)
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There are probably so many video games out there that you would love but will never get to experience

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq3e86/there_are_probably_so_many_video_games_out_there/ (repfam4life)
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If all humans wanted to build something together there would probably be dicks in the final product

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq3c1w/if_all_humans_wanted_to_build_something_together/ (Seibzehn17)
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The question of "If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" can be answered by imagining a phone ringing in an empty office.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq3bgf/the_question_of_if_a_tree_falls_in_a_forest_and/ (raoulduke212)
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The objective of golf is to play less golf.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq3a2f/the_objective_of_golf_is_to_play_less_golf/ (Finnamon_)
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The '20s really are roaring!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq39hu/the_20s_really_are_roaring/ (novinitium)
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We fed the world a snickers bar and everything went to crap.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq36b1/we_fed_the_world_a_snickers_bar_and_everything/ (illiniguy20)
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If the universe is infinite then anything can and will happen eventually. Therefore it's 100% certain that after you die, you appear as yourself again somewhere in future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq365t/if_the_universe_is_infinite_then_anything_can_and/ (Kush1000)
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We have a hook on either side of our head.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq35eo/we_have_a_hook_on_either_side_of_our_head/ (CheckoTP)
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Essential employee is a weird way of saying expendable employee.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq34wl/essential_employee_is_a_weird_way_of_saying/ (Stardustcreation)
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It's a good thing we have videogames and the internet, otherwise we'd be panicking like it was 1929

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq32os/its_a_good_thing_we_have_videogames_and_the/ (DR-Flopper)
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You know you're good at a game when someone accuses you of cheating when you're not

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq30ft/you_know_youre_good_at_a_game_when_someone/ (justapenguin9724)
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For a group that is supposedly super nihilistic, fans of Rick and Morty really care about what other people think of the show.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq2zf5/for_a_group_that_is_supposedly_super_nihilistic/ (TheLordZee)
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We thought we were going into the roaring 20s but instead we just got the great depression 2.0

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq2xt5/we_thought_we_were_going_into_the_roaring_20s_but/ (Justaprole)
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Erections are gravity settings for penises

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq2wst/erections_are_gravity_settings_for_penises/ (Porkkanakeitto)
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It’s easy to understanding why dogs love going on walks so much

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq2wru/its_easy_to_understanding_why_dogs_love_going_on/ (IAmBlack626)
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First, you learn to read, then, you read to learn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq2w6g/first_you_learn_to_read_then_you_read_to_learn/ (paprikchild)
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If flowers were ugly and/or deadly, Spring wouldn't be the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq2vub/if_flowers_were_ugly_andor_deadly_spring_wouldnt/ (n3rv0u5)
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Due to lawnmowers, there is probably some bee out there that thinks its delusional when it tell its friends there is a HUGE field of flowers but it’s gone when they return.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq2v1p/due_to_lawnmowers_there_is_probably_some_bee_out/ (-DCPT-)
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There's going to be a few more professions - from grocers to drivers to food workers to medical staff and a lot more - to whom we thank for their service.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq2uyt/theres_going_to_be_a_few_more_professions_from/ (OK_Compooper)
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We are probably in the same place as the people in The Day the Earth Stood Still

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq2qt5/we_are_probably_in_the_same_place_as_the_people/ (MXC713)
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The majority of infancy is learning how to do a thing, and then the rest of life learning not to do the thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq2okm/the_majority_of_infancy_is_learning_how_to_do_a/ (Erikjb12)
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If pollen is plant sperm then it is gay to have allergies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq2o4i/if_pollen_is_plant_sperm_then_it_is_gay_to_have/ (Alex-xoxo666)
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The less you spend on a haircut, the more hair gets cut off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq2mys/the_less_you_spend_on_a_haircut_the_more_hair/ (Deadpool2715)
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It was someone's job to program smart watches to not count masturbating as steps

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq2kat/it_was_someones_job_to_program_smart_watches_to/ (GuteNachtJohanna)
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The more pink a body part is the more likely its used for sex

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq2jlh/the_more_pink_a_body_part_is_the_more_likely_its/ (smith_black)
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r/therewasanattempt is literally people failing since everyone attempts to do something and either succeed or fail

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq2dye/rtherewasanattempt_is_literally_people_failing/ (319ms)
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999 Cents is the equal to 9.99 dollars

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq2d6r/999_cents_is_the_equal_to_999_dollars/ (Matixs_666)
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It is no longer considered bad form to break up via phone/text

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq2d5c/it_is_no_longer_considered_bad_form_to_break_up/ (cyan_pan)
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A holographic interface would probably have zero haptic feedback and be pretty inefficient.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq2d3b/a_holographic_interface_would_probably_have_zero/ (blapaturemesa)
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Death rate vs attraction rate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq2bnn/death_rate_vs_attraction_rate/ (buffntuffstuff)
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Facial recognition technology isn’t as convenient when you have to wear a mask everywhere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq2b35/facial_recognition_technology_isnt_as_convenient/ (Ukeluke82)
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If Shrek was considered hot when he turned human then in ogre standards he's mad cute.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq297u/if_shrek_was_considered_hot_when_he_turned_human/ (Black_Gender)
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Some people spend hours making food look nice, others don't care how it looks as long as it tastes good and/or is healthy. Either way within a few minutes of being served it gets turned into a big glob of unidentifiable mush

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq28x3/some_people_spend_hours_making_food_look_nice/ (arcsin1323)
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By definition all dogs are either bitches or sons of bitches.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq28hi/by_definition_all_dogs_are_either_bitches_or_sons/ ([deleted])
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If people keep on rickrolling, Never Gonna Give You Up might become the most watched video in the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq25hk/if_people_keep_on_rickrolling_never_gonna_give/ (B_Pat_Real)
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Cats probably don’t know that their breath has a smell to it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq22zx/cats_probably_dont_know_that_their_breath_has_a/ (DeadMemer420412)
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Actors are celebrities pretending to be real people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq21zs/actors_are_celebrities_pretending_to_be_real/ (Rick--Diculous)
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lMAGINE lF MANGOES WERE BONELESS

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq21w0/lmagine_lf_mangoes_were_boneless/ (FromTheBoogie)
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Poor people think being rich is having Rolexes and rings, most rich people got rich by not buying Rolexes and rings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq20k4/poor_people_think_being_rich_is_having_rolexes/ (isthisawaythrow)
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With all of these movies delaying their releases, your odds have never been higher to win an Oscar

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq20f4/with_all_of_these_movies_delaying_their_releases/ (phirstphen)
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If you stop brushing your teeth, eventually you'll never have to brush them again!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq20da/if_you_stop_brushing_your_teeth_eventually_youll/ (CTHULHU_RDT)
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If the only rule without an exception is the rule that every rule has an exception then that rule is in exception inception.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq1xzu/if_the_only_rule_without_an_exception_is_the_rule/ (InverseEvil)
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Waiting on your drug dealer to respond is the most annoying type of waiting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq1uo3/waiting_on_your_drug_dealer_to_respond_is_the/ (YeaIReallyDidThat)
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No one ever knows who is truly colorblind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq1t6j/no_one_ever_knows_who_is_truly_colorblind/ (BiggestForts)
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There's a reason why Gen Z is named after the last letter of the alphabet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq1rbx/theres_a_reason_why_gen_z_is_named_after_the_last/ ([deleted])
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Suburban animals must be really confused at the sudden lack of cars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq1px7/suburban_animals_must_be_really_confused_at_the/ (Avbitten)
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In the outdoors is the same as out the indoors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq1of8/in_the_outdoors_is_the_same_as_out_the_indoors/ (Llouis135)
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With the maximal occupation of the health care system, carrying out dangerous activities of any kind becomes selfish.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq1ngm/with_the_maximal_occupation_of_the_health_care/ (DP7OOO)
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A gun can turn anything into a donut.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq1jso/a_gun_can_turn_anything_into_a_donut/ (kektato)
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Due to lock down, families will stop asking each other “how their day was” at the dinner table, because they were there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq1hr3/due_to_lock_down_families_will_stop_asking_each/ (koot-niti)
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Positive has become the most negative word recently

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq1fb8/positive_has_become_the_most_negative_word/ (MayMaysAreLit)
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At some point phones are going to have to start going by year instead of number, kind of like the white cars do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq1edf/at_some_point_phones_are_going_to_have_to_start/ ([deleted])
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If a dildo is made to look like a famous person, it is either made due to them liking them a bit too much, or hating them completely.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq1dyq/if_a_dildo_is_made_to_look_like_a_famous_person/ (Bigger_Chedder)
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Bareback hand-holding is quite risky

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq1drh/bareback_handholding_is_quite_risky/ (ChadNeubrunswick)
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If you're anxious, you must keep hearing boss music without finding the enemy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq1dqa/if_youre_anxious_you_must_keep_hearing_boss_music/ (OneZoroBoi)
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Hospital workers are being told to risk their lives; every other person has been told to sit on their sofas.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq1byn/hospital_workers_are_being_told_to_risk_their/ (LakerRazor)
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It’s so much better to have a little bit of water in your milk then a little bit of milk in your water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq1a3c/its_so_much_better_to_have_a_little_bit_of_water/ (LettuceMaster248)
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The youngest picture of someone is the oldest picture of someone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq19ow/the_youngest_picture_of_someone_is_the_oldest/ (OneZoroBoi)
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People nowadays have to wait their turn to storm out the house after an arguement.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq192p/people_nowadays_have_to_wait_their_turn_to_storm/ (DonGorgon)
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Turtles have a remarkable disparity of size.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq165p/turtles_have_a_remarkable_disparity_of_size/ (Newyork471)
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If you are in a competition to see who can kick the hardest you can kick someone’s butt by kicking their butt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq15mm/if_you_are_in_a_competition_to_see_who_can_kick/ (miketizer2)
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Animal Crossing it's the only game that makes being indebted fun

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq156g/animal_crossing_its_the_only_game_that_makes/ (MarcoBigBrain)
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Bad prostitutes don't give a fuck.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq130x/bad_prostitutes_dont_give_a_fuck/ (lions-n-tigers)
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Most of the epic speeches throughout history were written by someone else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq123x/most_of_the_epic_speeches_throughout_history_were/ (karma-enigma)
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As computer storage has gotten bigger, it has also gotten smaller.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq11rf/as_computer_storage_has_gotten_bigger_it_has_also/ (peedubb)
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From the second you enter a body of water and put your head under, you start to slowly die until you bring your head up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq11pp/from_the_second_you_enter_a_body_of_water_and_put/ (WeebSalad)
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When pets communicate with us, it's always a game of charades

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq0zzt/when_pets_communicate_with_us_its_always_a_game/ (eastbayviews)
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If you wish someone a Happy Birthday on their half birthday it is both belated and early.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq0zhr/if_you_wish_someone_a_happy_birthday_on_their/ (badasskass7)
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The top half of your thighs is your “lap”, but only when you’re sitting down

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq0zed/the_top_half_of_your_thighs_is_your_lap_but_only/ ([deleted])
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With obvious prejudices, no wonder Slitherin leaned towards evil.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq0z8n/with_obvious_prejudices_no_wonder_slitherin/ (SaintGuymoski)
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In Frozen II, Elsa and Anna’s parents were killed by the horse water ghost.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq0z89/in_frozen_ii_elsa_and_annas_parents_were_killed/ (JukeStash)
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It became a tradition to release technically broken games and expect expensive hardware to resolve the issues.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq0z5r/it_became_a_tradition_to_release_technically/ (shezofrene)
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Extroverts who thrive on social connections will the first to go by way of evolutionary Darwinism

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq0yd4/extroverts_who_thrive_on_social_connections_will/ (softbanana55)
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A wave of inspired epidemiologists is coming.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq0xvn/a_wave_of_inspired_epidemiologists_is_coming/ (rudietuesday)
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Hearing the sounds of chewing and eating is generally uncomfortable to most people, unless those sounds are being made by small animals, then they’re cute.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq0xar/hearing_the_sounds_of_chewing_and_eating_is/ (Crimson_Songbird)
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People going out and giving away free hugs probably aren't as popular as they were last year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq0wo9/people_going_out_and_giving_away_free_hugs/ (Wage_slave)
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Muggles in the Harry Potter world must be incredibly inattentive if they don’t notice groups of people continuously running through a wall and disappearing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq0w3c/muggles_in_the_harry_potter_world_must_be/ (ZeeStarr22)
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Yet another struggling industry in these trying times is house invasion

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq0uya/yet_another_struggling_industry_in_these_trying/ (trigunnerd)
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We wished for an end to school shootings, and look what happened

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq0uwc/we_wished_for_an_end_to_school_shootings_and_look/ (Zyklar)
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Not all hourglasses measure an hour

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq0ufx/not_all_hourglasses_measure_an_hour/ (teh_herper)
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The apps on a person’s phone tells a lot about them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq0tms/the_apps_on_a_persons_phone_tells_a_lot_about_them/ (Lord-Nipigon)
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Final Fantasy is probably the least accurate game title ever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq0sqr/final_fantasy_is_probably_the_least_accurate_game/ (crnppscls)
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Having noticeable abs is, ironically, abnormal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq0rm0/having_noticeable_abs_is_ironically_abnormal/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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You never truly understand the power of your jaw until you accidentaly bite your finger while eating french fries

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq0ra9/you_never_truly_understand_the_power_of_your_jaw/ (SpicyFox951)
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Abnormal is the new Normal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq0r5z/abnormal_is_the_new_normal/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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No two things are identical

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq0qpv/no_two_things_are_identical/ (Frallex1)
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Whatever Dr. Doofenshmirtz did only affect humans. Perry the platypus could have just leave him alone and quit the job.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq0q8v/whatever_dr_doofenshmirtz_did_only_affect_humans/ (free_lymphocyte)
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People who look at the sun are stargazing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq0p31/people_who_look_at_the_sun_are_stargazing/ (E3zyy)
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Every "funny video" is people having a lot or none luck

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq0p2h/every_funny_video_is_people_having_a_lot_or_none/ (Deito_World)
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The chicken seasoning packet in instant ramen is always visible no matter where the package is opened

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq0n2h/the_chicken_seasoning_packet_in_instant_ramen_is/ (hudg)
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actors' doubles must have a hidden down deep feeling of it sucks, basically knowing that you're worth less than the actor despite doing the more dangerous work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq0hol/actors_doubles_must_have_a_hidden_down_deep/ (albruv)
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Ereasers slowly sacrifice thier lifes for your mistares

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq0g51/ereasers_slowly_sacrifice_thier_lifes_for_your/ ([deleted])
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Whomever doesn't think classic literature applies to modern society has never read Poe's "Masque of the Red Death"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq0fz6/whomever_doesnt_think_classic_literature_applies/ (Mdizzle29)
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The feds are saving the financial industry, not the economy .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq0fp4/the_feds_are_saving_the_financial_industry_not/ (oncefriends)
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We laugh when friends joking pick on us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq0fnx/we_laugh_when_friends_joking_pick_on_us/ (FenrirApalis)
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W is the only letter in the English Alphabet that has more than one vowel

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq0f9r/w_is_the_only_letter_in_the_english_alphabet_that/ ([deleted])
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It's always someone else's fault. Never take blame. Always point fingers. It will get you far in life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq0euy/its_always_someone_elses_fault_never_take_blame/ (ThatGuy___YouKnow)
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Your lungs are trying to kill you every second of your life, but breathing stops them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq0elf/your_lungs_are_trying_to_kill_you_every_second_of/ ([deleted])
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Religion is basically an overly obsessed Fandom in which more than 90% of the fans haven't even read the books.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq0e54/religion_is_basically_an_overly_obsessed_fandom/ ([deleted])
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The Office Breaks Fourth Wall inside Fourth Wall

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq071d/the_office_breaks_fourth_wall_inside_fourth_wall/ (ScoobieDoobie42)
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Medical miracles are magic in real life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq06nc/medical_miracles_are_magic_in_real_life/ ([deleted])
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A quality showerthought may have been forgotten due to the bots deleting it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq0683/a_quality_showerthought_may_have_been_forgotten/ (thepredictableone)
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A lot of people are gonna have some long hair soon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq05wt/a_lot_of_people_are_gonna_have_some_long_hair_soon/ (comefindme1231)
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In the age of the face mask, only those with the fiercest smize will prevail.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq0559/in_the_age_of_the_face_mask_only_those_with_the/ (Victor-Toombs)
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If we discover the "least famous teapot" that nobody or only the people who built it have seen, it will automatically stop being the least famous teapot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq03mc/if_we_discover_the_least_famous_teapot_that/ (malikowskirobert)
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In the future when everything is in dark mode everyone will start to crave light mode again just for something different

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq03lb/in_the_future_when_everything_is_in_dark_mode/ (tinky_winky69)
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As a little boy, we have a fear of girl cooties. Once we hit our teens, it turns into a fear of boy cooties.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq03kd/as_a_little_boy_we_have_a_fear_of_girl_cooties/ (Dragonflames1994)
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Our body is so energy efficient, that some of us have to do extra work in the form of exercise to get rid of all of the excess energy they have.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq02w8/our_body_is_so_energy_efficient_that_some_of_us/ (teky1)
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Tattoos and kids are very similar

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fq01mc/tattoos_and_kids_are_very_similar/ (GojiX)
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Bond is the worlds worst secret agent because everybody knows about him

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpzz28/bond_is_the_worlds_worst_secret_agent_because/ (xtomaten)
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No more school shootings for the rest of the year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpzysa/no_more_school_shootings_for_the_rest_of_the_year/ (HeyLetsNotKillJews)
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One thing both stupid people and smart people have in common is that neither can comprehend how stupid people can be so stupid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpzyok/one_thing_both_stupid_people_and_smart_people/ (eklectic_panda)
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We are all just licensing our molecules until the universe decides to take them back

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpzrcx/we_are_all_just_licensing_our_molecules_until_the/ (nate_michael)
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We're all being forced into our capsules, and to virtually connect to outside world via cables. We're in the fucking Matrix!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpzp68/were_all_being_forced_into_our_capsules_and_to/ (hcbaron)
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The least believable part of the Gingerbread Man fairy tale is that the old woman only made a single cookie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpzo3i/the_least_believable_part_of_the_gingerbread_man/ (poopsmitherson)
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Everyone acts like a dog with more Instagram followers than them is depressing but people will actively look for a reason to hate other people and with animals they'll actively look for something they love.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpznuv/everyone_acts_like_a_dog_with_more_instagram/ (Achack)
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Blowing out candles on a birthday cake is a real nice way to transmit your germs to everyone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpzmr4/blowing_out_candles_on_a_birthday_cake_is_a_real/ (trader2488)
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I'm convinced modern games are designed to blow your eardrums out on startup

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpziuf/im_convinced_modern_games_are_designed_to_blow/ (Haxxxxx)
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We are all ambidextrous with a fork.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpzi7m/we_are_all_ambidextrous_with_a_fork/ (PatMan135)
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You can’t imagine a brand new color

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpzhv3/you_cant_imagine_a_brand_new_color/ (EpicMayMayMaster)
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Noah's boat was the original doomsday bunker.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpzei4/noahs_boat_was_the_original_doomsday_bunker/ (xull_the-rich)
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Every time you close your eyes or go to sleep, you are marinating your eyeballs in saltwater

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpzdmf/every_time_you_close_your_eyes_or_go_to_sleep_you/ (Panda_Tobi_OwO)
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Usain Bolt has probably never been tagged

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpzccw/usain_bolt_has_probably_never_been_tagged/ (donalddafuq)
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Companies that do an April Fools day prank during this crisis are going to look like such assholes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpzb5m/companies_that_do_an_april_fools_day_prank_during/ (tetsuo316)
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A cheese omelette is a variation of a grilled cheese sandwich

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpzas2/a_cheese_omelette_is_a_variation_of_a_grilled/ (Stumpalumpagous)
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It is extremely rare to find a married couple with their bed in the corner of their room.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpzabg/it_is_extremely_rare_to_find_a_married_couple/ (g4zelle)
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TGIF is dead to me.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpz9xk/tgif_is_dead_to_me/ (weelluuuu)
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Trying to forget something makes you remember it even more

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpz8o1/trying_to_forget_something_makes_you_remember_it/ (BelinhoBR)
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People with schizophrenia are high af for their whole life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpz7wq/people_with_schizophrenia_are_high_af_for_their/ (Haveanidea12)
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99.9% of the military service will never see combat. 1% of the population will join the military. 1% of those in the military will be in combat arms. 10% of those in combat arms will see combat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpz7sn/999_of_the_military_service_will_never_see_combat/ (roastedtoperfection)
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The truth is stranger than fiction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpz667/the_truth_is_stranger_than_fiction/ (jonnyisdead310)
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There’s no such thing as a fat skeleton, only the skeleton of a fat person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpz5xz/theres_no_such_thing_as_a_fat_skeleton_only_the/ (DivergentCatWizard)
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In the future, we will have "ghost-actors", who will physically act the script but will be deep faked with the right face, the right expressions, and the right dialogues in post production.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpz3by/in_the_future_we_will_have_ghostactors_who_will/ (katsu_kare_raisu)
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The train conductor from Harry Potter has probably been asked about platform 9¾ several times by multiple different kids throughout his career

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpz38d/the_train_conductor_from_harry_potter_has/ (Flat_Man)
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The only reason we like to sleep is because dreams are better than reality

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpz2fk/the_only_reason_we_like_to_sleep_is_because/ (TsimBouki)
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Socially anxious people will have to start assuming "They don't have it" instead of "I can't find it" in a store to avoid going into self-loathing spiral.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpz1y1/socially_anxious_people_will_have_to_start/ (BigFanofPopularStuff)
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Gin And Juice will likely be the only hit song in human history to start with the sound of a man taking a giant piss

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpz0m0/gin_and_juice_will_likely_be_the_only_hit_song_in/ (rzarectz)
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For thousands of years people have been drinking warm, chunky milk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpz0aq/for_thousands_of_years_people_have_been_drinking/ (kozycat309)
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A woman describing the size of a bug is the same as a man describing the size of his penis

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpz06i/a_woman_describing_the_size_of_a_bug_is_the_same/ (KdotAdot)
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People who are "fun at parties" are probably not even invited to any.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpyzty/people_who_are_fun_at_parties_are_probably_not/ (yomyoo)
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a woman describing the size of a bug is the same as a man describeing the size of his penis

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpyzhf/a_woman_describing_the_size_of_a_bug_is_the_same/ ([deleted])
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UwU is actually quadruple U.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpyyuq/uwu_is_actually_quadruple_u/ (yomyoo)
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So much money is spent on trying to make the world fair, that the process is inefficient so everything changes before the rules can affect anything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpywa6/so_much_money_is_spent_on_trying_to_make_the/ (BulBusBallz)
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I'd bet people who write "I bet you're fun at parties" aren't so much fun at parties.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpyv16/id_bet_people_who_write_i_bet_youre_fun_at/ (esotericnumeric)
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You can live in an apartment complex with 1000 people living in it and still feel lonely

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpyuuw/you_can_live_in_an_apartment_complex_with_1000/ (DoomMelon)
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There has probably been a lot less grape eating going on at the grocery store lately.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpyut9/there_has_probably_been_a_lot_less_grape_eating/ (TheSweatyFlash)
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The less characters in the post title, the harder it is to be original.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpyuqw/the_less_characters_in_the_post_title_the_harder/ (dedalusdiggle8)
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People who just woke up out of a coma would have no idea why there are no people anywhere

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpyty5/people_who_just_woke_up_out_of_a_coma_would_have/ (Anoobis_117)
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the only thing stopping us from entering mirrors is our own reflection

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpyt82/the_only_thing_stopping_us_from_entering_mirrors/ (janaplayzz3)
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Whoever invented clothes for a newborn never considered the act of getting those clothes on a screaming baby

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpys1i/whoever_invented_clothes_for_a_newborn_never/ (DrPierreChow)
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We're always tired when we wake up because we haven't had energy from food yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpyqn8/were_always_tired_when_we_wake_up_because_we/ (TheQuacken420)
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We could be the bridge of human species where sociability is evolved out since it’s no longer a necessary survival trait

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpyqf3/we_could_be_the_bridge_of_human_species_where/ (Pierre_39)
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Live by the bullshit, die by the bullshit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpypz9/live_by_the_bullshit_die_by_the_bullshit/ (papapikey)
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Nowadays, you can give someone a literal “kiss of death.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpypbc/nowadays_you_can_give_someone_a_literal_kiss_of/ (meme-law)
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With everyone at work using more hand sanitizer, we all walk around rubbing our hands together, making it look like we’re all evil geniuses who just came up with a devious plot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpyo7g/with_everyone_at_work_using_more_hand_sanitizer/ (FitGirlLovesCake)
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More people are outside and off of their cell phones than have been in the past 10 years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpynmr/more_people_are_outside_and_off_of_their_cell/ (JStambler)
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A Whoopee Cushion filled with gravy would add a hilarious new dimension to a rather tiresome joke.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpynk2/a_whoopee_cushion_filled_with_gravy_would_add_a/ (imjustadudeguy)
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There will be some good new fusion dishes coming as people will have to start mixing unusual things from their pantry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpyn9q/there_will_be_some_good_new_fusion_dishes_coming/ (SquareDetective)
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The reason why vending machines are cheaper than shops is probably bc it’s not guaranteed you’re actually going to get anything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpymwf/the_reason_why_vending_machines_are_cheaper_than/ (Natey-Matey)
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A lot of people are going to be at an awkward point of their tattoo process for a while

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpyle0/a_lot_of_people_are_going_to_be_at_an_awkward/ (SiidChawsby)
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It's possible to write a number that no one has ever written and no one will ever write after you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpyjtj/its_possible_to_write_a_number_that_no_one_has/ (Arbitrary_Bastion)
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Your job can be essential, meaning that society/company wouldn't be able to function properly (or at all) without it being done, but you personally can be very much replaceble and thus not important

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpyjqh/your_job_can_be_essential_meaning_that/ (roboq6)
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We preface everything with “honestly,” as if we were lying before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpyj2p/we_preface_everything_with_honestly_as_if_we_were/ (EKKLESlA)
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The corporations that are living paycheck to paycheck seem to be the real problem.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpyf18/the_corporations_that_are_living_paycheck_to/ (JonnyMansport)
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P‌‌erson t‌‌hat w‌‌on't s‌‌elf i‌‌solate i‌‌s p‌‌retty m‌‌uch e‌‌quivalent t‌‌o t‌‌he p‌‌erson t‌‌hat w‌‌ould h‌‌ide a‌‌ z‌‌ombie b‌‌ite

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpye9w/person_that_wont_self_isolate_is_pretty_much/ (vpetrychuk)
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P‌‌erson t‌‌hat w‌‌on't s‌‌elf q‌‌uarantine =‌‌ p‌‌erson t‌‌hat w‌‌ould h‌‌ide a‌‌ z‌‌ombie b‌‌ite

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpybq0/person_that_wont_self_quarantine_person_that/ (vpetrychuk)
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Most of us finger our phones constantly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpl6xs/most_of_us_finger_our_phones_constantly/ (No1UNeau)
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Dads who left to get milk 25 years ago could be trapped in an endless loop sealed by the devil and they can't escape

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpl0cz/dads_who_left_to_get_milk_25_years_ago_could_be/ (Bishralayoubi)
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Celebrities singing "Imagine" during quarantine was this era's "Let them eat cake"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpkxoy/celebrities_singing_imagine_during_quarantine_was/ (KardboardKnight)
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It would smell amazing if a Yankee Candle store burned down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpkwk2/it_would_smell_amazing_if_a_yankee_candle_store/ (HelicopterPenisHover)
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After gen x, y and z the next one will be gen f

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpkwjr/after_gen_x_y_and_z_the_next_one_will_be_gen_f/ (nakinock)
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When you breathe your lung goes blublbublublublu

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpkw9u/when_you_breathe_your_lung_goes_blublbublublublu/ (derekcz)
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People with OCD would probably prefer that everything was 100% messy compared to 50% messy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpkvfc/people_with_ocd_would_probably_prefer_that/ (MemerWienerYT)
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Maybe in FPS games our characters do blink but only when everyone watching blinks simultaneously

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpksxg/maybe_in_fps_games_our_characters_do_blink_but/ (jamesd6490)
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The fact that humans have not evolved to be able to sleep through alarms during good dreams is both useful and disappointing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpkril/the_fact_that_humans_have_not_evolved_to_be_able/ (DeweyDenouement)
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Remember when people actually enjoyed staycations

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpkq1f/remember_when_people_actually_enjoyed_staycations/ (iam4real)
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For some reason seeing someone running down the road in normal clothes makes you question what is going on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpkpe9/for_some_reason_seeing_someone_running_down_the/ (moneybot13)
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For some reason, obvious only to an observant few, Nick Cage movies make people feel better about their own lives yet the content of the movies themselves is almost irrelevant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpkmh1/for_some_reason_obvious_only_to_an_observant_few/ (VerbotenPublish)
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At some point in your life, your wish was so close to being fulfilled, yet you still found a way to fuck it all up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpkmac/at_some_point_in_your_life_your_wish_was_so_close/ (KobeGenobe22)
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Nothing makes you feel more superior than driving by your own house on a field trip.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpkm4f/nothing_makes_you_feel_more_superior_than_driving/ (urboibigdaddy)
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If the incredible Hulk was really incredible, nobody in the movie would believe in him.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpkkj8/if_the_incredible_hulk_was_really_incredible/ (256Moin256)
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Extroverts of the world are learning what it's like to live with social phobia

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpkiuj/extroverts_of_the_world_are_learning_what_its/ (eskimokiss88)
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Corn is the vegetable that would work best as currency

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpkifb/corn_is_the_vegetable_that_would_work_best_as/ (guitcho)
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It's impossible to do all of your laundry at once unless you're completely naked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpkhy9/its_impossible_to_do_all_of_your_laundry_at_once/ (justforyouthlogic)
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Someone out there is probably upset that they have to eat your favorite food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpkfdy/someone_out_there_is_probably_upset_that_they/ (Orochilightspam)
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Julia Roberts and Sarah Jessica Parker are NOT the same person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpkeup/julia_roberts_and_sarah_jessica_parker_are_not/ (HappyTriangle)
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Language was probably invented by children

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpkeu6/language_was_probably_invented_by_children/ (M3njo)
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It is a good thing that Game of Thrones Season 8 was released last year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpkc7w/it_is_a_good_thing_that_game_of_thrones_season_8/ (bigdubbayou)
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An immortal human would guarantee that heat death of the universe would never happen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpkbhk/an_immortal_human_would_guarantee_that_heat_death/ (Crone224)
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Cooking shows make cooking seam really fun because they don't air having to do the dishes afterwards

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpk9tw/cooking_shows_make_cooking_seam_really_fun/ (moneybot13)
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The show "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" becomes more impressive every year with deflation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpk6zk/the_show_who_wants_to_be_a_millionaire_becomes/ (Findingthur)
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Sharuken works wonderfully when you throw clothes downstairs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpk6rf/sharuken_works_wonderfully_when_you_throw_clothes/ (BeachLink)
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You don't own a coin its just your turn to use it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpk69h/you_dont_own_a_coin_its_just_your_turn_to_use_it/ (FinMiekka)
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People who get pulled over for speeding get in trouble because they weren’t fast enough to outrun the cops

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpk5ao/people_who_get_pulled_over_for_speeding_get_in/ (Bannanaphone904)
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Vacuums that suck are either good or bad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpk4yq/vacuums_that_suck_are_either_good_or_bad/ (Teck1015)
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If we all handled our chip credit cards by the chip end and the store personnel took it from the other end, they could insert it and hand it back without either of us touching the same area.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpk394/if_we_all_handled_our_chip_credit_cards_by_the/ (OldGuyGeek)
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the guy who invented the eraser just kept rubbing random items on paper until it worked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpk23p/the_guy_who_invented_the_eraser_just_kept_rubbing/ (TheOmegaBeatZzZ)
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Programming a robot to feel pain and not just its sensors telling it it's getting hurt and to get away is you being a colossal dick to the robot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpk0er/programming_a_robot_to_feel_pain_and_not_just_its/ (MaeBeaInTheWoods)
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Self Solitary Confinement and Social Awkwardness will get us through

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpjzj5/self_solitary_confinement_and_social_awkwardness/ (Skorch777)
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Someday our descendents will be able to watch their grandmother as a teenager akwardly making a duck face selfie with a high res photography and probably 4k video too

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpjz1x/someday_our_descendents_will_be_able_to_watch/ (otoko_no_hito)
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If you ever think of something stupid you did in the past and can’t stop feeling embarrassed, think of who saw you do that thing and try to remember something embarrassing they did. Same applies to you, no one remembers your embarrassing moments.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpjwsf/if_you_ever_think_of_something_stupid_you_did_in/ (CA5TI3L)
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Flipping a light switch on/off is almost automatic, but it’s harder to think which way is actually on or off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpjwgx/flipping_a_light_switch_onoff_is_almost_automatic/ (binjuic)
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Cats must think that we are some weird ass huge cats

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpjvo0/cats_must_think_that_we_are_some_weird_ass_huge/ (igoquackk)
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Gender is a spectrum just like how autism is a spectrum.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpjv7c/gender_is_a_spectrum_just_like_how_autism_is_a/ (Aristarchus_ofSamos)
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"The Chosen Land" is in a pretty undesirable ecosystem.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpjtrh/the_chosen_land_is_in_a_pretty_undesirable/ (iampint)
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Never since its release has so little Twister been played.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpjtrb/never_since_its_release_has_so_little_twister/ (ToiletRollTubeGuy)
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Throughout history, there was a 10-15 year period where pushing people into swimming pools was an irresponsible prank because of the rise of cellphones that weren’t yet waterproof

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpjsgo/throughout_history_there_was_a_1015_year_period/ (drhardboiled)
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The thing stopping communication between people isn't technology but work

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpjrs5/the_thing_stopping_communication_between_people/ (tredli)
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People in the bottom hemisphere associate Christmas with being hot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpjpvl/people_in_the_bottom_hemisphere_associate/ (yestermorrowWW3)
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You sit IN a chair with armrests, but you sit ON a chair without.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpjohh/you_sit_in_a_chair_with_armrests_but_you_sit_on_a/ (Arcadia37)
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Earth is starting to catch a breath after centuries of abuse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpjmne/earth_is_starting_to_catch_a_breath_after/ (otuwa)
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Popcorn and doritos are vegetables

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpjmij/popcorn_and_doritos_are_vegetables/ (CopyCat_rl)
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Someone on a powertrip will never admit they’re on a powertrip.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpjgno/someone_on_a_powertrip_will_never_admit_theyre_on/ (Despicable_carl)
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Men obsess over their own dicks and abs while women don't understand the hype. Men obsess over boobs and butts while women don't understand the hype

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpjgbv/men_obsess_over_their_own_dicks_and_abs_while/ (Username-taken783)
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5 is as close to even as odd numbers get

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpjdu9/5_is_as_close_to_even_as_odd_numbers_get/ (DoopusMostWhoopus)
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The fact that there is a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell says a lot about the expected traffic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpjdna/the_fact_that_there_is_a_stairway_to_heaven_and_a/ (Vico__Staps)
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Handshakes are going to go extinct.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpjdl6/handshakes_are_going_to_go_extinct/ (AmuroRay0704)
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The difference between medium to hot salsa is much more dramatic than mild to medium.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpjc3b/the_difference_between_medium_to_hot_salsa_is/ (al_for)
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Ironically, it is impossible to trust someone who can't be wrong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpjbng/ironically_it_is_impossible_to_trust_someone_who/ (the-incredible-ape)
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Spring is finally here and nobody is realizing it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpjbby/spring_is_finally_here_and_nobody_is_realizing_it/ (MahongXD)
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Murica has won the race!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpjaxp/murica_has_won_the_race/ (KillerOfWhales)
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Scooby Doo's voice is a slurred Asian accent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpj9ff/scooby_doos_voice_is_a_slurred_asian_accent/ (MasterofCreamCheese)
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More people will die of all causes - from unavailable services and misdirected medical care - than if no recent measures were put in place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpj93q/more_people_will_die_of_all_causes_from/ (usenet_alias)
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Nothing has really disappeared after the start of our universe: it has only been transformed into energy, matter and reshaped. Thus, in a way, also everything that you love - the moments, the people - will exist forever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpj73t/nothing_has_really_disappeared_after_the_start_of/ (Lum1nar)
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Your job isn't essential. You're just expendable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpj6tw/your_job_isnt_essential_youre_just_expendable/ (Evilpickle7)
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If you stress out about your retirement investments enough to shorten your life, it will balance itself out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpj6pz/if_you_stress_out_about_your_retirement/ (grunt-sculpin)
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In our minds, an object is only dirty once we finish using it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpj526/in_our_minds_an_object_is_only_dirty_once_we/ (nonyabusinesa)
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Every day something that has never happened to you will happen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpj2gr/every_day_something_that_has_never_happened_to/ (alppimurmeli_)
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Cats are the most inconsiderate walkers on earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpj1wy/cats_are_the_most_inconsiderate_walkers_on_earth/ (TheFlightlessPenguin)
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Muggings are high school les bullying

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpizro/muggings_are_high_school_les_bullying/ (zuwert)
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Before carbonated drinks were invented, people probably burped a lot less.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpiwj1/before_carbonated_drinks_were_invented_people/ (PigeonTimeO_o)
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In most places fresh air isn't that fresh anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpivek/in_most_places_fresh_air_isnt_that_fresh_anymore/ (anime_corn)
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If taxation is theft then walking on the roads is trespassing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpiudo/if_taxation_is_theft_then_walking_on_the_roads_is/ (useduserid)
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Animal Crossing New Horizon's release date was unintentionally perfect.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpiu7s/animal_crossing_new_horizons_release_date_was/ (Ascawran)
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Superman was a thing before rock music was.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpirxr/superman_was_a_thing_before_rock_music_was/ (blackhole_pussy)
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Bats are the new rats

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpirs7/bats_are_the_new_rats/ (Commanderguy0123)
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5 minute crafts is eligible to win the world record for the most clickbait titles and videos.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpiqp1/5_minute_crafts_is_eligible_to_win_the_world/ (Theamazinglol28)
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Laws are reminders that the crime can be committed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpiq59/laws_are_reminders_that_the_crime_can_be_committed/ (laymyvengeance)
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Most people aren't ever just whelmed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpimy5/most_people_arent_ever_just_whelmed/ (funkylowvolume)
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When a computer overheats it freezes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpimjx/when_a_computer_overheats_it_freezes/ (MikeFlame)
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The next baby boom

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpilha/the_next_baby_boom/ (uberzombie)
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Statistically, the space bar is probably the safest button to press on your keyboard

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpikfp/statistically_the_space_bar_is_probably_the/ (Cyanide_Jam)
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If DMVs don’t separate the lines of people outside their buildings into smaller groups then they’re not actually doing any good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpijkw/if_dmvs_dont_separate_the_lines_of_people_outside/ (OhFuhSho)
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Birds must think we're mocking them when we whistle back

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpijcw/birds_must_think_were_mocking_them_when_we/ ([deleted])
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People with lots of kids are egotistical. They just want to spread themselves all over the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpij1x/people_with_lots_of_kids_are_egotistical_they/ (DrFodwazle)
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Walking your dog makes saying your inner dialog out loud socially acceptable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpiiyl/walking_your_dog_makes_saying_your_inner_dialog/ (klammdaddy)
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Laptop is a really weird sounding word

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpifwu/laptop_is_a_really_weird_sounding_word/ (AbsoluteLad25)
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The modern sedentary lifestyle combined with modern advancements in medical care has created a world where people are generally less healthy but live longer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpie7u/the_modern_sedentary_lifestyle_combined_with/ (Xx_Big_Krakowski_xX)
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Nobody ever hears the word tribulation unless it comes after trials and.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpidhl/nobody_ever_hears_the_word_tribulation_unless_it/ (thecars1979)
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Dogs don't know the purpose of vacuuming, so they probably just think we do it to annoy them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpibwu/dogs_dont_know_the_purpose_of_vacuuming_so_they/ (Cigic)
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The motif of dragons guarding treasure, like rings and pearls, probably comes from prehistoric man witnessing large lizards guard their nests (rings) with eggs (pearls) in them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpib9f/the_motif_of_dragons_guarding_treasure_like_rings/ (talkyourownnonsense)
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A human on average has less than two legs and more than 0 legs inside of them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpi9jf/a_human_on_average_has_less_than_two_legs_and/ (Hephaestus_God)
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The easiest way to make someone hang up the phone is with an automated message that says "please do not hang up"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpi96j/the_easiest_way_to_make_someone_hang_up_the_phone/ (kdoughboy12)
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There are 12 hours and 1 minute between 11:59am and 12:00am

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpi8nz/there_are_12_hours_and_1_minute_between_1159am/ (aqjo)
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Whoever thought it was good idea to put a power button on a keyboard clearly didn’t have cats.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpi7kv/whoever_thought_it_was_good_idea_to_put_a_power/ (DigiQuip)
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Don't go for hot people. Statistically speaking, hot things burn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpi471/dont_go_for_hot_people_statistically_speaking_hot/ (Starving_Slacker)
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Erasers are slowly sacrificing themselves because of our mistakes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpi3hc/erasers_are_slowly_sacrificing_themselves_because/ (Mole2003)
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Often times, the man-made concept of simplicity often only makes things more complicated..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpi3eo/often_times_the_manmade_concept_of_simplicity/ (InHeavenWithHellboy)
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Suddenly, everyone in California is a hiker.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpi1i6/suddenly_everyone_in_california_is_a_hiker/ (jekzalol)
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There are two types of people. Those who wipe standing up and those who wipe sitting down, and neither of them know the other exists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpi00e/there_are_two_types_of_people_those_who_wipe/ (Zbaker282)
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Despite being on a phone, most mobile game ads are very bad at communicating what their game is about.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fphz5v/despite_being_on_a_phone_most_mobile_game_ads_are/ (SurrealSnooz)
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When you don’t understand science, EVERYTHING looks like a conspiracy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fphy4a/when_you_dont_understand_science_everything_looks/ (Odd_craving)
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We turn on the AC in our rooms at night,to then wear blankets to keep warm at night.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fphx48/we_turn_on_the_ac_in_our_rooms_at_nightto_then/ (damnzreddit)
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M‌‌emories a‌‌re l‌‌ike p‌‌laying a‌‌ g‌‌ame o‌‌f "‌‌Telephone". E‌‌very t‌‌ime y‌‌ou r‌‌ecall a‌‌n e‌‌vent, y‌‌our b‌‌rain d‌‌istorts i‌‌t a‌‌ l‌‌ittle m‌‌ore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fphvlc/memories_are_like_playing_a_game_of_telephone/ (vpetrychuk)
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Suddenly your aversion to gluten doesn't seem like that big of a deal...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fphuex/suddenly_your_aversion_to_gluten_doesnt_seem_like/ (NativeSonSF)
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The youngest picture of you is the oldest picture of you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fphudw/the_youngest_picture_of_you_is_the_oldest_picture/ (ozair04)
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Having everyone return to work quickly is a plan to save Social Security: kill all the old people & save money by getting them off of benefits as quickly as possible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fphtf2/having_everyone_return_to_work_quickly_is_a_plan/ (inlocoparentis1)
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Animals must be freaking out the same way we freak out when we see them freaking out before an earth quake

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fphr90/animals_must_be_freaking_out_the_same_way_we/ (on_a_quest_for_glory)
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Before we could record sound people would never have heard the real sound of their own voice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fphr5t/before_we_could_record_sound_people_would_never/ (Reallyrandomcircle)
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Ring around the Rosie needs a ‘ Pocket full of Purex’ update

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fphqoz/ring_around_the_rosie_needs_a_pocket_full_of/ (Irv-Elephant)
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We named a part of the measuring system after a body part.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fphpub/we_named_a_part_of_the_measuring_system_after_a/ (FunnyPotatoes)
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A parent that body shames their kid is kind of like a knitter who mocks their blanket for having holes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fphpo4/a_parent_that_body_shames_their_kid_is_kind_of/ (test_tickles)
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The show "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" becomes less impressive every year with inflation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fphphk/the_show_who_wants_to_be_a_millionaire_becomes/ (Nintron711)
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It took everyone hiding out from something that could actually kill us, to realize we were killing ourselves all along with things that were never as important as we felt they were in the moment in which we were feeling them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fphow9/it_took_everyone_hiding_out_from_something_that/ (yeassssssssir)
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If we are the star of our own Truman Show, maybe the producers are doing a story arc that gives the extras a vacation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fphow1/if_we_are_the_star_of_our_own_truman_show_maybe/ (kiteo31)
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Misled our whole lives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpho8p/misled_our_whole_lives/ (mayanight59)
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When you order a round circular shaped pizza, it gets delivered within a square shaped box, and we eat the pizza in triangular shapes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpho4z/when_you_order_a_round_circular_shaped_pizza_it/ (KancerKrish)
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OK looks like a stick man lying down

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fphmvg/ok_looks_like_a_stick_man_lying_down/ (DovahkiinsDad)
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The people with fully stocked bomb shelters since forever must love gloating to the people around them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fphkys/the_people_with_fully_stocked_bomb_shelters_since/ (joshmaaaaaaans)
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The saying “I’ll take a stab at it” probably had a terrifying beginning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fphjvs/the_saying_ill_take_a_stab_at_it_probably_had_a/ (Donimation73)
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Your ass is actually your middle, not your bottom

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fphjc4/your_ass_is_actually_your_middle_not_your_bottom/ (ofernando84)
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Wonder if Sasquatch will wander into one of our empty city streets wondering what the hell happened ...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fphf0x/wonder_if_sasquatch_will_wander_into_one_of_our/ (FiFTyFooTFoX)
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The difference between chili and curry is mostly semantics.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fphepn/the_difference_between_chili_and_curry_is_mostly/ (WrongJohnSilver)
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Uploading a soundless video has saved a lot of data.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fphegf/uploading_a_soundless_video_has_saved_a_lot_of/ (ojlenga)
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One day, space-oriented sci-fi shows won't need so much CGI

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fphax5/one_day_spaceoriented_scifi_shows_wont_need_so/ (Iam17thshard)
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Telling someone you had sex with a married person sounds bad until you mention it was your spouse

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fphaqf/telling_someone_you_had_sex_with_a_married_person/ (ChuckBass11)
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Erasers slowly sacrifice themselves for your mistakes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fph9an/erasers_slowly_sacrifice_themselves_for_your/ (SkernieBanders)
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Batman is at a high risk if he eats in the batcave

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fph8gy/batman_is_at_a_high_risk_if_he_eats_in_the_batcave/ (MasterofCreamCheese)
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The average person has most likely watched more mockumentaries than actual documentaries

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fph7aq/the_average_person_has_most_likely_watched_more/ (AmpleDesserts)
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Probably hundreds of hours of tv has been preserved in the background of pictures

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fph6d3/probably_hundreds_of_hours_of_tv_has_been/ (gamescrufi)
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Whenever you watch a film, chances are your gonna blink or get distracted long enough to miss a frame, meaning you may have never watched your favourite film in its entirety

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fph62c/whenever_you_watch_a_film_chances_are_your_gonna/ (AmazingAlasdair)
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No one has ever said "I can't speak" without lying

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fph5qq/no_one_has_ever_said_i_cant_speak_without_lying/ (yesmodeset)
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Strip chess boxing sounds really fun but is inherently fairer in same sex pairings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fph3pm/strip_chess_boxing_sounds_really_fun_but_is/ (TheCookiePrince)
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Annoying Orange's eyes are copied and pasted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fph30m/annoying_oranges_eyes_are_copied_and_pasted/ (NukeEmWins)
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People added "another" as new dictionary word just to avoid writing "an other"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fph2zj/people_added_another_as_new_dictionary_word_just/ (small_giant)
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Animals are best eaten dead and warm, plants taste best alive and cold

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fph2cz/animals_are_best_eaten_dead_and_warm_plants_taste/ (The_tapper)
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To an Arabic speaker the backspace key points forwards

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpgxk0/to_an_arabic_speaker_the_backspace_key_points/ (icestrategy)
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If you take a day off from doing something and the next day it feel like an eternity since you’ve done that thing, you’ve formed a habit of doing that thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpgx3v/if_you_take_a_day_off_from_doing_something_and/ (asikablack)
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Sheltering in place is probably very upsetting to the spiders in our homes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpgw67/sheltering_in_place_is_probably_very_upsetting_to/ (SFinTX)
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Outrages prices for colleges have probably stopped many geniuses from making the world better.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpgvtj/outrages_prices_for_colleges_have_probably/ (mylizard)
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Video games set unrealistic expectations in regards to how easy it is to sell something when you need money.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpguo0/video_games_set_unrealistic_expectations_in/ (Spajeriffic)
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We give our pets different flavored foods, but not different flavored drinks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpguiv/we_give_our_pets_different_flavored_foods_but_not/ (root_27)
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R/aww has seen a serious decrease in pictures of bats

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpgto5/raww_has_seen_a_serious_decrease_in_pictures_of/ (THATsyracusefan)
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A lot of plants' seeds are spread by animals, so vegans have eaten food made by animals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpgsqz/a_lot_of_plants_seeds_are_spread_by_animals_so/ (mylizard)
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Seagulls are wondering where all the humans are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpgr2s/seagulls_are_wondering_where_all_the_humans_are/ (acsaid10percent)
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No one in the history of movies or TV shows has ever finished the food off their plates in a scene involving dining.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpgqwv/no_one_in_the_history_of_movies_or_tv_shows_has/ (kshitij1010)
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Applying to and receiving a job offer is faster than it takes get a submitted thought.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpgqng/applying_to_and_receiving_a_job_offer_is_faster/ (rottenblues)
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“Gangnam style” was just the Korean “party rock anthem”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpgq7q/gangnam_style_was_just_the_korean_party_rock/ (biggest-brained-boii)
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The youngest picture of you is the oldest picture of you. —from our 9 year old

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpgoxv/the_youngest_picture_of_you_is_the_oldest_picture/ (jnels08)
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Pet owners over the years have demonstrated that it's quite easy to teach a new dog old tricks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpgohz/pet_owners_over_the_years_have_demonstrated_that/ (piefacethrowspie)
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There are probably hundreds of geniuses wasting away in impoverished areas, never getting their ideas out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpgoem/there_are_probably_hundreds_of_geniuses_wasting/ ([deleted])
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Beans, beans the musical fruit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpglmz/beans_beans_the_musical_fruit/ (susangoodskin)
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Your face is always extra itchy when you're not supposed to touch it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpgkiz/your_face_is_always_extra_itchy_when_youre_not/ (PaysInPickles)
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We order round pizzas in a square box and way it in triangles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpgjb1/we_order_round_pizzas_in_a_square_box_and_way_it/ (opum123)
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Insta-travellers can't travel... They're **FINALLY** on vacation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpgjaf/instatravellers_cant_travel_theyre_finally_on/ (commonscentsy)
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A $20 bill had never lasted so long in the wallet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpgi9h/a_20_bill_had_never_lasted_so_long_in_the_wallet/ (SoyUnFracaso)
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It's not day drinking if you don't know what day it is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpgh48/its_not_day_drinking_if_you_dont_know_what_day_it/ (moneybot13)
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The most interesting people have lost the fear of seeming "weird"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpgf33/the_most_interesting_people_have_lost_the_fear_of/ (mehup)
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If temperature is a measure of kinetic energy, refrigerators use energy to take away energy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpgarl/if_temperature_is_a_measure_of_kinetic_energy/ (giardinojag)
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Everyone was lying about having 20/20 vision

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpg7uy/everyone_was_lying_about_having_2020_vision/ (Lamborghinical)
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More people would go fishing if they knew exactly where the fish was via the fish's shadow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpg6ny/more_people_would_go_fishing_if_they_knew_exactly/ (ZackAndBeard)
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You have no guarantee that the sun will appear tomorrow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpg5jd/you_have_no_guarantee_that_the_sun_will_appear/ (Breeze_in_the_Trees)
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There are companies that can turn your ashes into fireworks so when you die you can literally "go out with a bang"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpg4p7/there_are_companies_that_can_turn_your_ashes_into/ (vpetrychuk)
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Since most water has been processed and excreted through an animal at some point, all vegans have technically drank animal waste

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpg3wq/since_most_water_has_been_processed_and_excreted/ (Avyern1)
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With what’s going on, long thought dead jobs like the milk man are probably back in demand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpg3fn/with_whats_going_on_long_thought_dead_jobs_like/ (TommyWiseaus_butt)
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Everyone probably visualizes a different type of tooth when they think of a human tooth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpg2g7/everyone_probably_visualizes_a_different_type_of/ (OuchACow)
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Everything that we find disgusting has been sexualized by someone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpg2dk/everything_that_we_find_disgusting_has_been/ (Bobbothedoggo)
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Grocery shopping has become a real life version of PAC-MAN. Avoid everyone, eat the fruit, and take any route that avoids contact

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpg232/grocery_shopping_has_become_a_real_life_version/ (perwinklefarts)
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If it looks like santa didn’t drink the milk, think again. He did and that’s not milk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpg1rv/if_it_looks_like_santa_didnt_drink_the_milk_think/ (RoyalDiaperedKobold)
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So many lives were ruined when we learned that Mario hits the block with his hand and not head

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpg0wl/so_many_lives_were_ruined_when_we_learned_that/ (vpetrychuk)
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Somewhere someone meant to move out but waited too long and are stuck in a bad situation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpfzwj/somewhere_someone_meant_to_move_out_but_waited/ (purgatorr)
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Cool Hand Luke could best a young Gaston. But a fully grown, barge sized Gaston would win.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpfzeb/cool_hand_luke_could_best_a_young_gaston_but_a/ (cutbelly)
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The less common use of "I suppose" has caused an increase in arrogance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpfzav/the_less_common_use_of_i_suppose_has_caused_an/ (Subcivil)
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Wisdom doesn't increase with age, it increases with experience.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpfynq/wisdom_doesnt_increase_with_age_it_increases_with/ (alexa_j827)
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90% of finishing an assignment is convincing yourself to start it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpfydj/90_of_finishing_an_assignment_is_convincing/ (SweetVictory2001)
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Board games are starting to turn into bored games.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpfxps/board_games_are_starting_to_turn_into_bored_games/ (acidmozzi)
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This is a good time to be sentenced to house arrest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpfvk7/this_is_a_good_time_to_be_sentenced_to_house/ (qmzx)
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We all hate to be hear the song happy b day and the staff members don't wan't to sing it to so why is it still a thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpfrv4/we_all_hate_to_be_hear_the_song_happy_b_day_and/ (DA_BEST_1)
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Toy story was probably the biggest merchandising marketing ploy of the whole existence of marketing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpfosg/toy_story_was_probably_the_biggest_merchandising/ (kisixx003)
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Your 1st birthday is actually your 2nd birthday

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpfo6t/your_1st_birthday_is_actually_your_2nd_birthday/ (Lozypolzy)
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Everyone talks about us having a unique set of fingerprints, but we also all have a unique laugh.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpfn6i/everyone_talks_about_us_having_a_unique_set_of/ (SweetVictory2001)
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We reward dogs with snacks for putting their buttholes on the floor

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpfm2k/we_reward_dogs_with_snacks_for_putting_their/ (CheeriSaviour)
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Reading RDR2 as R2D2 is technically correct as there are 2 R's

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpfhne/reading_rdr2_as_r2d2_is_technically_correct_as/ (mybustersword)
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"Small" is a bigger word than "big"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpfh2f/small_is_a_bigger_word_than_big/ (leonidas2704)
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It is impossible to have a truly 100% charge on your smartphone the moment you stop charging.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpfgf1/it_is_impossible_to_have_a_truly_100_charge_on/ ([deleted])
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Carpets are neither good for cars nor pets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpfg11/carpets_are_neither_good_for_cars_nor_pets/ (SweetVictory2001)
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Showerthoughts rarely occur in the shower

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpffsk/showerthoughts_rarely_occur_in_the_shower/ (mastermascovich)
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Probably a rare window for everyone to be encouraged to wear face masks into banks...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpfek1/probably_a_rare_window_for_everyone_to_be/ (JonathenMichaels)
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When people draw on themselves with henna its culture but when people do it with pen or marker its “immature” or if they do it with tattoo ink its “trashy”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpfec1/when_people_draw_on_themselves_with_henna_its/ (Wheezus_Christ)
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Toph immediately knows how everyone looks naked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpfe61/toph_immediately_knows_how_everyone_looks_naked/ (Lenny_Dean)
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There is a parallel between intelligence/wisdom difference and sex/gender difference.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpfdom/there_is_a_parallel_between_intelligencewisdom/ (Pontlfication)
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There is a strong correlation between eating bats and unemployment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpfc2p/there_is_a_strong_correlation_between_eating_bats/ (DeadYen)
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Most ‘nature’ in cities is man-made

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpfan0/most_nature_in_cities_is_manmade/ (Wepehe)
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Burping might be the most primal sound a human being can produce

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpf9w3/burping_might_be_the_most_primal_sound_a_human/ (Jaagjoch)
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How do deaf people read?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpf9cl/how_do_deaf_people_read/ (eikozz)
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Our dog goes bark when a stranger enters the house

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpf8np/our_dog_goes_bark_when_a_stranger_enters_the_house/ (afilipinoweeb)
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If a human was immortal, there's no limit to how fat they could get

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpf6t5/if_a_human_was_immortal_theres_no_limit_to_how/ (step6666)
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We wash our dishes with a sponge way more contaminated than the dishes themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpf5rd/we_wash_our_dishes_with_a_sponge_way_more/ (elyb4)
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In a way, March Madness still happened.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpf59g/in_a_way_march_madness_still_happened/ (mburbie35)
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NFLX has improbably busted through the wall of boredom and made documentaries interesting for everyone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpf19z/nflx_has_improbably_busted_through_the_wall_of/ (TommyWiseaus_butt)
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If you date/marry someone that resembles the opposite sex parent that's indirect insest

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpf15k/if_you_datemarry_someone_that_resembles_the/ (slurplurpsyrup)
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I'm an afternoon person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpf0mu/im_an_afternoon_person/ (owtlandish)
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When you listen to a song you see whether its lyrics can be linked with coranavirus based on the meaning of the lyrics or its tune. The next step is confirming if a coranavirus parody version exists online.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpeyd3/when_you_listen_to_a_song_you_see_whether_its/ (aintnoinbetweens)
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Dogs must be really confused as to why strangers haven't been coming up to pet them recently.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpeug4/dogs_must_be_really_confused_as_to_why_strangers/ (JPFreems)
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There's probably some non-native language speakers who share a common google translate accent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpeu91/theres_probably_some_nonnative_language_speakers/ (OK_Compooper)
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Rome has once again fallen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpeu2w/rome_has_once_again_fallen/ (That_Guy2847)
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If you sell fruit for a living, money basically grows on trees

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpeqdy/if_you_sell_fruit_for_a_living_money_basically/ ([deleted])
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In Return of the Jedi, Luke Skywalker was still not ready to face Darth Vader. He was, however, more than capable of facing his father.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpenzt/in_return_of_the_jedi_luke_skywalker_was_still/ (Stemow)
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Wastin away again in Coronaville

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpen86/wastin_away_again_in_coronaville/ (aapaul)
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Human Leather is a sustainable, ethical and recyclable material

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpeman/human_leather_is_a_sustainable_ethical_and/ (rhysarriola)
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Images can't be "rare" when they're on the internet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpekpb/images_cant_be_rare_when_theyre_on_the_internet/ (bleebleblabble)
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Erasers continuously sacrifice themselves because of your mistakes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpeg2r/erasers_continuously_sacrifice_themselves_because/ (derp_y_)
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If a singer releases a song and dislikes his/her reception, they can release a video clip that completely changes the meaning of their song. Watching "Every Breath You Take" as a video can change your perception of the song.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpefkf/if_a_singer_releases_a_song_and_dislikes_hisher/ (aintnoinbetweens)
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Learning to drive is easy on empty roads.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpef5a/learning_to_drive_is_easy_on_empty_roads/ (postedByDan)
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Covidiots are the kid that didn't get in line at the end of recess and made their class wait longer than the rest

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpeefv/covidiots_are_the_kid_that_didnt_get_in_line_at/ (oxidezblood)
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Buying anything with lots of unique patterns on a fancy plastic/paper sounds weird when it was first implemented.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fped0s/buying_anything_with_lots_of_unique_patterns_on_a/ (LegionLegacyDMK)
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Considering how short of a song it is, 'three blind mice' escalates really quickly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpebuu/considering_how_short_of_a_song_it_is_three_blind/ (roodeeMental)
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Every pg-13 movie is an adult film in Israel

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpebnv/every_pg13_movie_is_an_adult_film_in_israel/ (thembagsofchips)
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Every day there are a lot fewer people your age. Unless you’re one day old.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpeb6v/every_day_there_are_a_lot_fewer_people_your_age/ (SnarkLobster)
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I've never seen anybody actually turn off their phone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpeb18/ive_never_seen_anybody_actually_turn_off_their/ (Aspiring-Owner)
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Eating spicy food seems to be the natural way of cleaning the nose and the eyes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpearu/eating_spicy_food_seems_to_be_the_natural_way_of/ (orschinparjin)
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The first contestant eliminated in contest shows like iron chef or the great British baking show are always the ones with no sob story and lack the right combination of good looks and personality.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpe9tj/the_first_contestant_eliminated_in_contest_shows/ (SongsOfLightAndDark)
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You can whistle the tune of Walk like an Egyptian and have it count as lyrics

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpe9sq/you_can_whistle_the_tune_of_walk_like_an_egyptian/ (reddit-user-1000)
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A lot of guys must be cutting their own hair with clippers that they usually use to trim their pubes with

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpe9j1/a_lot_of_guys_must_be_cutting_their_own_hair_with/ (alwaysdbldown)
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At least nobody is talking about the weather

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpe9c5/at_least_nobody_is_talking_about_the_weather/ (amcfatboy)
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Pajama Day at school can go horribly wrong if you sleep naked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpe8yj/pajama_day_at_school_can_go_horribly_wrong_if_you/ (Animeking1108)
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During a threesome, you have the recommended six feet between you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpe8h2/during_a_threesome_you_have_the_recommended_six/ (Brainsonastick)
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If you don’t know any languages, you can’t learn a language

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpe828/if_you_dont_know_any_languages_you_cant_learn_a/ ([deleted])
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People buy the cow when they can get the milk for free, because steak is tasty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpe3h1/people_buy_the_cow_when_they_can_get_the_milk_for/ (pikknz)
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The Inventor of 3D Printing has and will save countless amounts of lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpe37n/the_inventor_of_3d_printing_has_and_will_save/ (Ericthemasta)
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Erasers slowly sacrifice themselves to correct your mistakes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpe24u/erasers_slowly_sacrifice_themselves_to_correct/ ([deleted])
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People who thought they'd get jacked doing push-ups and catch up on reading if they did a short stint in prison are being proven very wrong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpe1wg/people_who_thought_theyd_get_jacked_doing_pushups/ (7i75)
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It's funny how the sun makes us hot so we wear less clothing therefore more exposed skin for it to radiate with uv.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpe176/its_funny_how_the_sun_makes_us_hot_so_we_wear/ (boogereyes)
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You’re an asshole if you think an attractive woman who becomes successful in life was due to her attractiveness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpe163/youre_an_asshole_if_you_think_an_attractive_woman/ (roastedtoperfection)
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Saying that there is an 80% chance that something bad won't happen is more reassuring than saying there is a 20% chance something bad will happen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpdyzx/saying_that_there_is_an_80_chance_that_something/ (BreadOfTheChild12)
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People have a very complicated mating ritual.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpdxp9/people_have_a_very_complicated_mating_ritual/ (RockLeePower)
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Humanity would continue surviving if all men died, but it would not if all females died.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpdv39/humanity_would_continue_surviving_if_all_men_died/ (AaryanGamer)
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In the distant future, kids are going to be studying us like we studied the Great Depression

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpdunn/in_the_distant_future_kids_are_going_to_be/ (HuskySnows)
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All of these animals returning to urban areas seem so cute; just wait until the bears wake up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpduda/all_of_these_animals_returning_to_urban_areas/ (thenoblet)
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Most shower thoughts here weren't thought up in the shower...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpdu5e/most_shower_thoughts_here_werent_thought_up_in/ (TopSixGuy)
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Since your tears are salty, crying on ice will make it melt

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpdsas/since_your_tears_are_salty_crying_on_ice_will/ (Wepehe)
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Job resumes are used to help people resume their working career.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpdnjp/job_resumes_are_used_to_help_people_resume_their/ (RightRespect)
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Lamps in video games use real electricity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpdngf/lamps_in_video_games_use_real_electricity/ ([deleted])
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A good few shows and movies need to actually kill some characters off camera so we start to falling for it again and not just waiting for their surprise return later on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpdlel/a_good_few_shows_and_movies_need_to_actually_kill/ (xX420bOnglOrdXx)
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You can have the strongest lock in the world and will be useless if the thing it's locking is breakable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpdled/you_can_have_the_strongest_lock_in_the_world_and/ (LegionLegacyDMK)
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Dating apps that only allow you to make a limited number of swipes in a day are extra unfair on people attracted to both sexes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpdl1o/dating_apps_that_only_allow_you_to_make_a_limited/ (Valsana)
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In Irish you get "a hundred thousand welcomes." In Italian, you only get "a thousand thanks."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpdk9n/in_irish_you_get_a_hundred_thousand_welcomes_in/ (beetus_gerulaitis)
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An eraser slowly sacrifices it's life because of our mistakes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpdgwj/an_eraser_slowly_sacrifices_its_life_because_of/ (avianthon)
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If Kim Kardashian marries Kim Jon Un, they would both be Kim Jon Un.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpdg2d/if_kim_kardashian_marries_kim_jon_un_they_would/ (abines)
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You can squint with your eyes closed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpdf45/you_can_squint_with_your_eyes_closed/ (Tietonz)
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When the commander in chief goes to space, it will be on Space Force One

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpdehl/when_the_commander_in_chief_goes_to_space_it_will/ (JonSolo1)
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Monkey See Monkey Do became popular through monkeys seeing and doing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpdbht/monkey_see_monkey_do_became_popular_through/ (drpeppero)
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The people who glorify “ingredients that are easy to pronounce” are the same people who eat açaí.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpdbdc/the_people_who_glorify_ingredients_that_are_easy/ (I_SOMETIMES_EAT_HAM)
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When a cell divides, it multiplies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpdatc/when_a_cell_divides_it_multiplies/ ([deleted])
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Since majority of people in college were born in the late '90s and early 2000s and we're doing online classes on zoom, calling us zoomers worked out pretty well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpdals/since_majority_of_people_in_college_were_born_in/ (TheChewychopsuey)
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Tennis ball companies probably make more money from dog use than human

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpd7je/tennis_ball_companies_probably_make_more_money/ (rnielsen776)
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When you yell "heads up!" people usually put their head down

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpd63l/when_you_yell_heads_up_people_usually_put_their/ (cmayfi)
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You cannot stand backwards on stairs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpd5xm/you_cannot_stand_backwards_on_stairs/ (big-juicy724)
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Every picture on Tinder is exactly the same

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpd5on/every_picture_on_tinder_is_exactly_the_same/ (bthug27)
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Erasers slowly sacrifice their lives because of our mistakes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpd58t/erasers_slowly_sacrifice_their_lives_because_of/ ([deleted])
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Zoom needs a "clean shaven" filter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpd4w2/zoom_needs_a_clean_shaven_filter/ (dart_catcher)
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If "emptiness is form" and the insolence escapes you we are all doomed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpd4ft/if_emptiness_is_form_and_the_insolence_escapes/ (QuibblingWarbler)
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Our noses run, but our feet smell

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpd4aj/our_noses_run_but_our_feet_smell/ ([deleted])
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Pets in first world countries live better lives than most people in third world countries

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpd09d/pets_in_first_world_countries_live_better_lives/ (PacoMahogany)
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Being sedentary has never been more conducive to staying healthy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpczci/being_sedentary_has_never_been_more_conducive_to/ (JoeFas)
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Pizzas are round and come in a square, then we eat them as triangles. Pizzas really love geometry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpczbi/pizzas_are_round_and_come_in_a_square_then_we_eat/ (RandomDucki)
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With how fast pollution is dropping after everything is shutdown, it's impossible to deny the human impact on climate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fpcxlg/with_how_fast_pollution_is_dropping_after/ (dover_oxide)
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Heterosexuals having anal is cultural appropriation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fozv9x/heterosexuals_having_anal_is_cultural/ (Loofy12)
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If any A.I. ever really were to gain sentience. Instead of an individual robot or computer. It would more likely be the internet itself. It has all the knowledge of our known world, and can't be controlled by any man, or group of men.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fozrcs/if_any_ai_ever_really_were_to_gain_sentience/ (Antscannabis)
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Wet science smells like bleach dry science smells like old books

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fozr35/wet_science_smells_like_bleach_dry_science_smells/ (PrincessParasol)
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As a society we proved we didn’t need basketball to have March Madness

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fozphs/as_a_society_we_proved_we_didnt_need_basketball/ (kb9316)
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Saying thanks to thank someone is the same as saying Greetings to great someone, except its socially accepted

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fowlk2/saying_thanks_to_thank_someone_is_the_same_as/ (RageFury13)
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If you live till 90, you’re basically only living till 60 because you spend about 1/3 of your day sleeping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fowji2/if_you_live_till_90_youre_basically_only_living/ (andrewanthonio)
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Blinking at a determined speed feels quicker than quickly opening then closing your eyes at the same speed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fowck8/blinking_at_a_determined_speed_feels_quicker_than/ (Stret1311)
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Carnivorous plants are the uno reverse cards of nature

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fow8fi/carnivorous_plants_are_the_uno_reverse_cards_of/ (Communist-panda123)
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Erasers slowly sacrifice their life because of your mistakes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fow8ci/erasers_slowly_sacrifice_their_life_because_of/ (amph3tamin)
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In Atlantis, everyone can tell when you fart.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fow39y/in_atlantis_everyone_can_tell_when_you_fart/ (LordRobin------RM)
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Erasers slowly die to your mistakes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fow2f0/erasers_slowly_die_to_your_mistakes/ (125RAILGUN)
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School's out but everyone is still worried about testing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fow1zp/schools_out_but_everyone_is_still_worried_about/ (ForkPowerOutlet)
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The way people live their lives is based on what they believe will happen to them after they die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fow08i/the_way_people_live_their_lives_is_based_on_what/ (dragoon357)
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The person who invented the bed likely got really tired on their deluxe sofa and wanted to make an even more comfy version.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fovy8v/the_person_who_invented_the_bed_likely_got_really/ (BabiesTasteWeird)
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Taco Bell really is 5 ingredients arranged 67 different ways.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fovxcj/taco_bell_really_is_5_ingredients_arranged_67/ (enano2054)
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In the 17th century people who woke up from a coma were probably hung right after for witchcraft

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fovx0g/in_the_17th_century_people_who_woke_up_from_a/ (BeanNamedDede)
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You may have saved the world in the past without knowing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fovtja/you_may_have_saved_the_world_in_the_past_without/ (Uncrackable_Cipher)
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Childhood dream come true

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fovrud/childhood_dream_come_true/ (jettiemeister)
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Cutting grass and leaving the trimmings to the grass as nutrients is the same thing as feeding someone’s haircut to them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fovpes/cutting_grass_and_leaving_the_trimmings_to_the/ (BanditoFritoDorito)
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The person who once had a random eye contact with you is maybe wondering if you remember them too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fotwv0/the_person_who_once_had_a_random_eye_contact_with/ (todierrr)
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Everybody still still working is essential; there's no better time than now for Reddit to drop the NSFW tag

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/foexal/everybody_still_still_working_is_essential_theres/ (JordanRUDEmag)
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A reduction in crime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fodkre/a_reduction_in_crime/ (ksknight21)
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Star Wars is not about multiple wars, and nobody is fighting on or over stars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fodkfs/star_wars_is_not_about_multiple_wars_and_nobody/ (lucifusmephisto)
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99% of 330,000,000 is 326,700,000. 1% of 330,000,000 is 3,300,000. 326,700,00 is much bigger than 3,300,000. We don't need them. They need us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fod0lv/99_of_330000000_is_326700000_1_of_330000000_is/ (NovemberOctoberBro)
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The whole “I wouldn’t touch you with a 10 foot pole” is becoming a reality.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/focwmv/the_whole_i_wouldnt_touch_you_with_a_10_foot_pole/ (Sk8trfreak)
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Long hair for men will probably return to style extremely quickly, as all of the barbers are closed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/focqs0/long_hair_for_men_will_probably_return_to_style/ (DAT_DROP)
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We don't need The 1%. The 1% needs us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/focqns/we_dont_need_the_1_the_1_needs_us/ (NovemberOctoberBro)
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Forcing all the comedy clubs to close is no joke!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/focpga/forcing_all_the_comedy_clubs_to_close_is_no_joke/ (Advocate)
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The average number of skeletons in a person is greater than one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/focluw/the_average_number_of_skeletons_in_a_person_is/ (rosoo122)
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Nothing is unbreakable if you keep hitting it hard and long enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/focfq2/nothing_is_unbreakable_if_you_keep_hitting_it/ (OMEGANINJA0247)
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In Ratatouille when Remi pulls on Linguini’s hair it moves his arms, so if Remi were to pull on his pubes would it move his legs?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/focf5t/in_ratatouille_when_remi_pulls_on_linguinis_hair/ (Clan-Rainbow)
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If humans out of work are getting a financial stimulate, service dogs are deserving of free treats

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/focexw/if_humans_out_of_work_are_getting_a_financial/ ([deleted])
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And we all thought januari was long.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/foccqy/and_we_all_thought_januari_was_long/ (Lorillyth)
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The contents of your fridge are literally your future body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/foc99u/the_contents_of_your_fridge_are_literally_your/ (NoshoesF)
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Pets around the world don't know what is happening, but they LOVE it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/foc6uv/pets_around_the_world_dont_know_what_is_happening/ (FilmHorizontally)
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Anything you see at the top of your feed is a promoted post.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/foc4u4/anything_you_see_at_the_top_of_your_feed_is_a/ (Advocate)
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The New Jersey Bridges to NYC were closed a few years too early

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/foc2zr/the_new_jersey_bridges_to_nyc_were_closed_a_few/ (es_price)
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Big big chungus big chungus big chungus

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/foaxqb/big_big_chungus_big_chungus_big_chungus/ (LilCatMan_)
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S‌‌o o‌‌n Marc‌‌h 29‌‌th man‌‌y countrie‌‌s wil‌‌l s‌‌tart dayli‌‌ght savin‌‌g tim‌‌e s‌‌o w‌‌e ca‌‌n st‌‌ay at hom‌‌e on‌‌e ho‌‌ur le‌‌ss

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/foaivs/so_on_march_29th_many_countries_will_start/ (vpetrychuk)
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We literally eat ass whenever we eat ham.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fo96zt/we_literally_eat_ass_whenever_we_eat_ham/ (SchandeCena)
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We all are interested in what we dream about and try to remember them on occasions but if given a chance to watch those dreams on TV, most of us would probably refuse due to the unknown.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fo94ij/we_all_are_interested_in_what_we_dream_about_and/ (thecars1979)
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Most companies of film making are closing down but the porn industry has never being busier with people staying in their house more

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fo92i5/most_companies_of_film_making_are_closing_down/ (Igy_On_Reddit)
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Dying rich and dying poor is still dying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fo91cf/dying_rich_and_dying_poor_is_still_dying/ (lions-n-tigers)
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Kids who recently did something to get grounded for a month are the real winners.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fnvh9e/kids_who_recently_did_something_to_get_grounded/ (DrAwkward404)
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In the future, children playing with toy cars will not make "Vrum, Vrum" sounds, because cars will be electric

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fnu8si/in_the_future_children_playing_with_toy_cars_will/ (ricardop89)
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Lending someone your car is another way you can pimp your ride.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fnu7se/lending_someone_your_car_is_another_way_you_can/ (lions-n-tigers)
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You wake up at the sound of other people snoring, but not your own.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fnu7jy/you_wake_up_at_the_sound_of_other_people_snoring/ (itsneverthesame)
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Everything is edible, in low enough quantities

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fnthta/everything_is_edible_in_low_enough_quantities/ (MazerRackham8)
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The whole "no gatherings of 10 or more" thing is probably more harmful than it is helpful, as some people think it's safe to leave the house as long you aren't in a large group.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fnthbh/the_whole_no_gatherings_of_10_or_more_thing_is/ (Saul_g0od)
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"As f*ck" is the most common unit of measurement.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fnprph/as_fck_is_the_most_common_unit_of_measurement/ (SoyUnFracaso)
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When you kneel, your knee makes an L

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fnpn6l/when_you_kneel_your_knee_makes_an_l/ (nsantos05)
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The people who die won't even be allowed to have a service because crowds aren't allowed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fnn73k/the_people_who_die_wont_even_be_allowed_to_have_a/ (purleedef)
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A father produces millions of offspring but is only proud of a select few.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fn7vtk/a_father_produces_millions_of_offspring_but_is/ (NerdyBoutKirby)
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All fried chicken in Kentucky is KFC because its fried chicken in Kentucky

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fn2rf1/all_fried_chicken_in_kentucky_is_kfc_because_its/ (chris34216)
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Thinking on it now, those old goosebumps episode are still terrifying just because some of them are practically fever dreams.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fmm8o5/thinking_on_it_now_those_old_goosebumps_episode/ (SmallInfluence)
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If you wear a snazzy leather jacket when it’s cold outside you are simultaneously cool and uncool

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fm1q8v/if_you_wear_a_snazzy_leather_jacket_when_its_cold/ (Ejay8096)
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Stretching is your own way to massage yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fm1iql/stretching_is_your_own_way_to_massage_yourself/ (This_User_Said)
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House chores will finally get addressed and done during these times.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fm1i62/house_chores_will_finally_get_addressed_and_done/ (liburacci)
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Why would vending machine buttons have braille on them if a blind person can’t see what they want?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fm0gza/why_would_vending_machine_buttons_have_braille_on/ (kaiswing)
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An onion is the bass player of food. You would probably not enjoy it solo, but you’d miss it if it wasn’t there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flzv4c/an_onion_is_the_bass_player_of_food_you_would/ (little-conrads-alt)
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Someone should make an at home protein powder and call it Quarantein

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flwjr1/someone_should_make_an_at_home_protein_powder_and/ (slickyboi)
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We're all just brains dressed up in different costumes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flmj7y/were_all_just_brains_dressed_up_in_different/ (gibranferrer)
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Not many of these thoughts originated from a shower.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flmgq3/not_many_of_these_thoughts_originated_from_a/ (NotAGuyOrGal)
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Sheltering in place will probably lead to a bunch of kids born in January next year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flmfyu/sheltering_in_place_will_probably_lead_to_a_bunch/ (TransverseMercator)
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All of these reality shows are about to get really boring..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flmb9k/all_of_these_reality_shows_are_about_to_get/ (bstctygrl)
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Turns out a lot of businesses that employ people who are check to check are also check to check.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flma6i/turns_out_a_lot_of_businesses_that_employ_people/ (Batmans_step-parents)
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Someone in the world has the cleanest asshole and someone else has the nastiest, most disgusting asshole.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flm60q/someone_in_the_world_has_the_cleanest_asshole_and/ (BlaZingWR3)
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Life is a pyramid scheme, and more and more people are starting to get annoyed by it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flm5x2/life_is_a_pyramid_scheme_and_more_and_more_people/ (lemmeticklethatpp)
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You may have seen somewhere a random image of people taken decades ago where your previous incarnation is in the photo and you have no way of knowing it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flm5kz/you_may_have_seen_somewhere_a_random_image_of/ (Misterdeku)
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It's interesting that when you wear a facemask in public people think you are infected and avoid you, but actually you are avoiding them because they may be infected.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flm59z/its_interesting_that_when_you_wear_a_facemask_in/ (FezAndBow)
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The new ‘No Contact’ feature on DoorDash is going to end up being used by people who don’t want to deal with the stress of interacting with someone while high.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flm118/the_new_no_contact_feature_on_doordash_is_going/ (epher95)
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Out of all the things that we see in our dreams, we cannot see our own clothes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fllzvr/out_of_all_the_things_that_we_see_in_our_dreams/ (Z-Zanimuri)
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There is a mental limit we have that we aren’t aware of until we reach it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flly5v/there_is_a_mental_limit_we_have_that_we_arent/ (W5chu)
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I’m starting to understand why Gen Z is named after the *last* letter...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fllur7/im_starting_to_understand_why_gen_z_is_named/ (Powered_541)
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For a quarantini, replace lemon twist with Emergen-C.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flltm4/for_a_quarantini_replace_lemon_twist_with_emergenc/ (VaughnFry)
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There had to be a kahoot game where the PIN was 696969

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flltfp/there_had_to_be_a_kahoot_game_where_the_pin_was/ (Auraaaaa)
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Only those who were born via cesarian can go their whole lives without touching a pussy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fllsxp/only_those_who_were_born_via_cesarian_can_go/ (granatespice)
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If nothing happens in April, It will be super suspicious instead of relief.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fllsqe/if_nothing_happens_in_april_it_will_be_super/ (DeadThanos)
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Someone could have thought of the cure for cancer but thought “Nah, that would never work”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fllsom/someone_could_have_thought_of_the_cure_for_cancer/ (nunzio-puzo)
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A lot of people probably discovered they had epilepsy when firework shows first became a thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fllsn0/a_lot_of_people_probably_discovered_they_had/ (weinablepeen)
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Your internal organs are operating in the dark.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flls1o/your_internal_organs_are_operating_in_the_dark/ (sebastiancalhoun)
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Fight Club really pegged the importance and omnipresence of service workers in Society and how the breakdown of these workers could royally screw society.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flls03/fight_club_really_pegged_the_importance_and/ (Giantomato)
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All you really actually need is oxygen, water, and food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fllr0t/all_you_really_actually_need_is_oxygen_water_and/ (Mr_DeLonge2004)
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Catching a common house cat is stupidly easy. Just throw a paper bag on the floor and wait like 5 min.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fllqyf/catching_a_common_house_cat_is_stupidly_easy_just/ (Ronimaow)
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Later in history there might be a brenter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fllqi5/later_in_history_there_might_be_a_brenter/ (mrcharlesboyle)
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If two streamers streamed each other simultaneously, they could be said to be “crossing the streams”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fllprq/if_two_streamers_streamed_each_other/ (baldy74)
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Sleep is perceived as being quite calm, however, without eyelids you’d just be having rapid eyeball twitch’s staring into open space. Not so calming

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fllpal/sleep_is_perceived_as_being_quite_calm_however/ (alvarezsays)
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The reason women's jeans usually don't have pockets could be because of purses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fllp6n/the_reason_womens_jeans_usually_dont_have_pockets/ (megakodex)
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They probably make us torture each other in hell, because we’re pretty darn good at it on earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fllomb/they_probably_make_us_torture_each_other_in_hell/ (Captain_bias)
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You will never see "the interior"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flln10/you_will_never_see_the_interior/ (oswald445)
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Developing your own space program seems like a great way to become a supervillain

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flllho/developing_your_own_space_program_seems_like_a/ (Dpet89)
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We are all gonna have some pretty shaggy or busted hair cuts pretty soon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flll2z/we_are_all_gonna_have_some_pretty_shaggy_or/ (truthseeker4life101)
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Hopefully some medical researchers are in the middle of their montage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flll1l/hopefully_some_medical_researchers_are_in_the/ (AMRunner)
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Strange to watch shows that don't have current events baked in. Our world is crazier than theirs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fllju7/strange_to_watch_shows_that_dont_have_current/ (capocapowee)
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It's really hard to set a sink faucet to a temperature that you can tolerate for 20 seconds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flljte/its_really_hard_to_set_a_sink_faucet_to_a/ (hotspur_fan)
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We are entering an era of unprecedented recipe substitutions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flliqi/we_are_entering_an_era_of_unprecedented_recipe/ (Magpie5785)
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A water bed is a memory foam mattress to a believer of homeopathy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fllimp/a_water_bed_is_a_memory_foam_mattress_to_a/ (degathor)
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Mufasa is the quintessential father figure. Darth Vader is the quintessential anti-father figure. Both were voiced by James Earl Jones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flli74/mufasa_is_the_quintessential_father_figure_darth/ (DrAwkward404)
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When you chew, your tongue balls up to push the food to the edges of your mouth and to avoid your teeth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fllhvw/when_you_chew_your_tongue_balls_up_to_push_the/ (astridius)
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Admin is short for administrator

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fllfb3/admin_is_short_for_administrator/ (FanOfFood)
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The chord progression of the ABC song isn't alphabetical

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fllf0s/the_chord_progression_of_the_abc_song_isnt/ (PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES)
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The wind might be a strong force, but there is an emptiness in its noise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fllear/the_wind_might_be_a_strong_force_but_there_is_an/ (NoSurf4Life)
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Morgan Freeman’s internal monologue must make it easy for him to self-soothe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flldxu/morgan_freemans_internal_monologue_must_make_it/ (MBW13)
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Thanks to the caronavirus, coughing is now like saying Allah hu Akbar on an airplane.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fllbzp/thanks_to_the_caronavirus_coughing_is_now_like/ (LaughingBacon)
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It's harder to cut your ring fingers nail than any other fingers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fllbn1/its_harder_to_cut_your_ring_fingers_nail_than_any/ (Perussuomalaiset)
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The happiest person in the world doesn't know that they are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fllbd1/the_happiest_person_in_the_world_doesnt_know_that/ (Agizod)
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Before glasses, nobody knew what "out of focus" looked like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fllakz/before_glasses_nobody_knew_what_out_of_focus/ ([deleted])
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The only way you can change milk without it being disgusting is making it warmer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fllad2/the_only_way_you_can_change_milk_without_it_being/ (Headache07)
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Because of blinking, you've probably never watched a whole movie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fll632/because_of_blinking_youve_probably_never_watched/ (Codfish0308)
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When we buy fruit and put it in a paper bag we are picking it off of a tree just to put it back inside a tree.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fll5di/when_we_buy_fruit_and_put_it_in_a_paper_bag_we/ (Sirpooopsalotjr)
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Everyone is cosplaying as a recluse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fll41u/everyone_is_cosplaying_as_a_recluse/ (JoeFas)
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Premarital hand holding is actually not allowed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fll2tb/premarital_hand_holding_is_actually_not_allowed/ (trojanAMERICAN)
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A blooming onion doesn't sound too appealing when you're broke

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fll27k/a_blooming_onion_doesnt_sound_too_appealing_when/ (Seedpound)
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Death Vader used his limited breathing capabilities to communicate his desire for a cookie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fll1ht/death_vader_used_his_limited_breathing/ (LiamGTodMoc)
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As many more move to remote video work, coworkers and clients are going to get to know each other on a more personal level in droves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flkyzi/as_many_more_move_to_remote_video_work_coworkers/ (EventHorizonSurfer)
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The Price is Right is going to have a huge surge in younger viewers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flkxul/the_price_is_right_is_going_to_have_a_huge_surge/ (garynk87)
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For people with gigabit internet, it's like the whole world is on their LAN.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flkxtv/for_people_with_gigabit_internet_its_like_the/ (-theuser-)
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You never realize right when you stop breathing manually but once you do realize you’re breathing manually again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flkxq4/you_never_realize_right_when_you_stop_breathing/ (Carson_2112)
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The More Suiciders, The Less Suiciders...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flkwv7/the_more_suiciders_the_less_suiciders/ (mrsafetylion)
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With a smartwatch on, you starting tripping about both your thigh and forearm vibrating

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flkwro/with_a_smartwatch_on_you_starting_tripping_about/ (ohfifteen)
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Mumble from happy feet has Tourette's

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flkwp8/mumble_from_happy_feet_has_tourettes/ (Armouramorr)
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It’s awkward being a polite person because everyone thinks you’re flirting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flkvte/its_awkward_being_a_polite_person_because/ (Donimation73)
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Coins are circles that have sides, which is geometrically impossible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flkvhr/coins_are_circles_that_have_sides_which_is/ (Pelican_Shamone)
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Regardless of what happens, hand washing will never be the same again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flkvfz/regardless_of_what_happens_hand_washing_will/ (Qui-GonGinnandTonic)
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You can never deceive a dog, only disappoint them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flktl2/you_can_never_deceive_a_dog_only_disappoint_them/ (CollectiveOfCells)
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With everyone in their homes, these must be hard times for burglars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flkt6q/with_everyone_in_their_homes_these_must_be_hard/ (jmm166)
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The movie Bubble Boy, the mother had Munchausen by Proxy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flkslo/the_movie_bubble_boy_the_mother_had_munchausen_by/ (papercut2008uk)
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What's happening at the moment shows that despite the many precautions that are being taken... sometimes there's just no accounting for human stupidity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flkseg/whats_happening_at_the_moment_shows_that_despite/ (Stonewalled89)
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Since gravity is a force of nature, people who get killed falling off the roof actually die from natural causes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flkrtn/since_gravity_is_a_force_of_nature_people_who_get/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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You can never deceive a dog, only disappoint them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flkrsl/you_can_never_deceive_a_dog_only_disappoint_them/ (CollectiveOfCells)
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Some spunk is quite exquisite, quite scrumptious.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flkrp9/some_spunk_is_quite_exquisite_quite_scrumptious/ (Mansierge)
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It’s amazing that trucks that haul helium don’t float away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flkrdh/its_amazing_that_trucks_that_haul_helium_dont/ (Donimation73)
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Don't think anyone really likes ball sacks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flkr57/dont_think_anyone_really_likes_ball_sacks/ (moneybot13)
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People who wear ripped jeans must extensively rip them even more just trying to put them on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flkqzf/people_who_wear_ripped_jeans_must_extensively_rip/ (ClassicPeat)
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A cash register never loses money with regular transactions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flkqp1/a_cash_register_never_loses_money_with_regular/ (JaneJT)
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Campfires are domesticated forest fires.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flkpio/campfires_are_domesticated_forest_fires/ (professorBonghitz613)
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If you are a celebrity, YouTuber, Streamer, etc., someone has almost certainly masturbated to you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flkpdo/if_you_are_a_celebrity_youtuber_streamer_etc/ (Violainbow)
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The writers of “earth” the tv show must be running out of ideas.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flknom/the_writers_of_earth_the_tv_show_must_be_running/ (outersacattack)
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In alternate stories of Cinderella, the ‘evil sisters’ mutilate their feet to fit the glass slipper.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flkmye/in_alternate_stories_of_cinderella_the_evil/ (CodyHimself)
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Due to so many halted film shoots, putting up with reruns might be another adjustment we'll all have to make for a while.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flkkv5/due_to_so_many_halted_film_shoots_putting_up_with/ (iujohn3)
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So Ozzy Osborn can bite off the head of a bat but some Chinese guy cant

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flkk4t/so_ozzy_osborn_can_bite_off_the_head_of_a_bat_but/ (_thetomml)
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If we had more robots making deliveries of food and other items, we’d be fine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flkim2/if_we_had_more_robots_making_deliveries_of_food/ (sirmattimous)
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Long division left most of our minds even though teachers made sure they carved it into them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flkejn/long_division_left_most_of_our_minds_even_though/ (CacheMeOutside)
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No matter how strong you will ever be, your older sibling will be stronger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flke5o/no_matter_how_strong_you_will_ever_be_your_older/ (dunmore44)
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Next April 1st will be the most serious April 1st ever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flkdhf/next_april_1st_will_be_the_most_serious_april_1st/ (Hamstorian)
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Domestic dogs and humans instinctively get along so well together while living in a constant state of suppressing many of their natural instincts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flkde3/domestic_dogs_and_humans_instinctively_get_along/ (Vinnystill)
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We all think every languages is made up gibberish except our own.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flk9tt/we_all_think_every_languages_is_made_up_gibberish/ (HassanMoRiT)
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By the numbers, gay sex is twice as manly as straight sex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flk84p/by_the_numbers_gay_sex_is_twice_as_manly_as/ (Reckless_Moose)
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Maybe dogs follow us into the rest room to do our business, because we follow them to do their business.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flk6e4/maybe_dogs_follow_us_into_the_rest_room_to_do_our/ (3d_nat1)
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The tradition is families watching TV together is sadly dead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flk613/the_tradition_is_families_watching_tv_together_is/ (I-suck-at-golf)
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The expression 'great minds think alike' is usually just two idiots self validating.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flk5yc/the_expression_great_minds_think_alike_is_usually/ (Tbagyogrill)
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Every second is a new millennium. Every hour is a new century. Every day is a new year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flk44t/every_second_is_a_new_millennium_every_hour_is_a/ (cop25er)
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Haven't seen any of the Chrome book adds since late January.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flk3sq/havent_seen_any_of_the_chrome_book_adds_since/ (can_weld)
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Working for the Unemployment Department has its own job security during an economic downturn

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flk3sh/working_for_the_unemployment_department_has_its/ (Branical)
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We might be discovering a whole new, super fast method of communications, but we could never find out because we'd have to build two of them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flk2vw/we_might_be_discovering_a_whole_new_super_fast/ (MarMarAngy)
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Perspective is important, but it's OK to not feel guilty about being disappointed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flk2oi/perspective_is_important_but_its_ok_to_not_feel/ (Kraagenskul)
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Being a germaphobe in public isn’t that weird anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flk29m/being_a_germaphobe_in_public_isnt_that_weird/ (Calorie_Killer_G)
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We're probably going to get a lot of animated movies next year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flk1c2/were_probably_going_to_get_a_lot_of_animated/ (the_hiddennn)
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A lot of people chose a really bad year to try get their shit together

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flk152/a_lot_of_people_chose_a_really_bad_year_to_try/ (JamieHeffo)
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Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is so strong, he even convinced people to workout their eyebrow muscles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flk051/dwayne_the_rock_johnson_is_so_strong_he_even/ (DFordd)
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It's possible you've blinked longer than some people have been alive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fljyqy/its_possible_youve_blinked_longer_than_some/ (Cadellex)
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Someone said ‘vroom’ was the basic car sound and we all agreed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fljyhp/someone_said_vroom_was_the_basic_car_sound_and_we/ (GBoyle13)
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Humans probably won't evolve much more because we've got to the point where we try to evolve the world around us to fit how we are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fljx8e/humans_probably_wont_evolve_much_more_because/ (Mikrail)
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Someone somewhere probably just had the exact same irrational idea as you, and in the future that idea may come to life. The only difference between you two is that they decided to work on it, but you thought it wouldn't ever work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fljwhq/someone_somewhere_probably_just_had_the_exact/ (LilPixzel)
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We've went from "go outside and stay positive!" to "hole up in your house and stay negative"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fljw7q/weve_went_from_go_outside_and_stay_positive_to/ (mybadselves)
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These are strange times...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fljuw1/these_are_strange_times/ (Sorrypardonmewhat)
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Make headphone wires out of shoelaces and shoelaces out of old headphone wires. That way your headphones will always untie themselves and the laces will never come undone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fljtvg/make_headphone_wires_out_of_shoelaces_and/ (sheakspeares)
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There’s a storm coming.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fljrti/theres_a_storm_coming/ (Gary_October)
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If you played your cards right, you could be (or could’ve been) the leader of your country one day...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fljr8p/if_you_played_your_cards_right_you_could_be_or/ (bIueberrygirl)
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There was likely a very introverted species of animal at somepoint

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fljosa/there_was_likely_a_very_introverted_species_of/ (magica12)
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The people who bought the Annabelle doll really shouldn't have been shocked that it was evil.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fljn9e/the_people_who_bought_the_annabelle_doll_really/ (SuspiciousOrifice)
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The "Elbow Bump" is being recommended in unison with "Sneeze into your elbow", which unironically, exacerbates the spread of germs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fljmw6/the_elbow_bump_is_being_recommended_in_unison/ (timdual)
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Mother nature knows that we've been assholes, so she went and grounded us all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fljmug/mother_nature_knows_that_weve_been_assholes_so/ (klassz)
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People on House Arrest Probably Don’t Care Anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fljmtj/people_on_house_arrest_probably_dont_care_anymore/ (Harry_Flame)
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Trump did it. He won. He’s the biggest asshole on the history of the known universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fljm8b/trump_did_it_he_won_hes_the_biggest_asshole_on/ (eeddeedde)
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Websites seem to only load once you press the refresh button

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fljlnq/websites_seem_to_only_load_once_you_press_the/ (NJ2244)
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A hamster ball filled with water so your pet octopus can walk around the house..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fljl72/a_hamster_ball_filled_with_water_so_your_pet/ (sheakspeares)
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Obese people probably have the most muscle in their tongue

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fljibm/obese_people_probably_have_the_most_muscle_in/ (Ice_d0g)
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If a pregnant woman dives she's a submarine

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fljee5/if_a_pregnant_woman_dives_shes_a_submarine/ (romukuningas)
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We're stuck in the present, only reminiscing the past, and expecting the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fljct7/were_stuck_in_the_present_only_reminiscing_the/ (1chy)
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Future history books will start the 2020s decade with “Pangolins were the most trafficked animals on earth, until one pangolin changed it all.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fljct1/future_history_books_will_start_the_2020s_decade/ (toolargo)
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There is no such thing as a "Self made man"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fljcqd/there_is_no_such_thing_as_a_self_made_man/ (TheWinterWeasel)
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Goodwill will be a goldmine of items after we are all done with the shelter in place orders!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fljchk/goodwill_will_be_a_goldmine_of_items_after_we_are/ (Ben-A-Flick)
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fljccg/all_work_and_no_play_makes_jack_a_dull_boy/ (StoniestLotus1)
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If Uncle Sam was a real person who actually said "I want you for US Army," a lot more men would probably have joined.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fljbxc/if_uncle_sam_was_a_real_person_who_actually_said/ (Atalkingpizzabox)
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Chess is always used in movies to show that two characters are both supposed to be smart, but 95% of on-screen chess games end in a checkmate that the other player didn't see coming, which is a sign of a poor player.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fljbcy/chess_is_always_used_in_movies_to_show_that_two/ (bennetthaselton)
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Mrs Incredible more than likely didn't experience the pain of childbirth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fljakz/mrs_incredible_more_than_likely_didnt_experience/ (DYEL_BRAH7)
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Not being able to count all living animals within a species is frustrating. Being able to count the living animals within a species is worrying

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flj8or/not_being_able_to_count_all_living_animals_within/ (The_Hobo_Cherry)
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You can put glasses on a person who was blind at birth...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flj7sj/you_can_put_glasses_on_a_person_who_was_blind_at/ (IsakKaki07)
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Batman just blew up a ton of innocent citizens' cars in The Dark Knight chase scene

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flj6j2/batman_just_blew_up_a_ton_of_innocent_citizens/ ([deleted])
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With the seclusion of the masses from participating in societal gatherings, porn sites are going to be faced with loads of constant traffic on their servers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flj581/with_the_seclusion_of_the_masses_from/ (WatIfFoodWur1ofUs)
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Maybe some of us don't like the drop on rollercoasters because no one tossed us in the air as children

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flj56h/maybe_some_of_us_dont_like_the_drop_on/ (SoundFound11)
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Captain Falcon has nipple caps on his shirt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flj2o1/captain_falcon_has_nipple_caps_on_his_shirt/ (TheBlueRose42)
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The socially anxious shall inherit the Earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flj264/the_socially_anxious_shall_inherit_the_earth/ (miticonico)
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Wario's teeth are surprisingly white for all the stuff he eats.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flj200/warios_teeth_are_surprisingly_white_for_all_the/ (TheBlueRose42)
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It's not often there are no line for the toilets, but there are lines for the sinks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flj1ya/its_not_often_there_are_no_line_for_the_toilets/ ([deleted])
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One year ago our biggest concern was who would get the Throne in Game of Thrones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flj1mg/one_year_ago_our_biggest_concern_was_who_would/ (mmonzeob)
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For once in most countries ‘Stay in school’ doesn’t count

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flizvr/for_once_in_most_countries_stay_in_school_doesnt/ (raisinoatmeal)
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People who like reading rmakemesuffer are technically masochists

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fliy10/people_who_like_reading_rmakemesuffer_are/ (the-CryptoTech)
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All of these videos are giving a new meaning to viral videos.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flixg0/all_of_these_videos_are_giving_a_new_meaning_to/ (Bigmorningduece)
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Tv adds are probably going to be seen by more people but will be way less effective because you can’t leave you house in most places

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flixe9/tv_adds_are_probably_going_to_be_seen_by_more/ (sneakyclover)
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If you are on tag (ankle bracelet) during quarantine its not really a punishment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fliwze/if_you_are_on_tag_ankle_bracelet_during/ (Grazthespaz)
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Shoes would probably look a lot different if sock were never invented

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fliwt7/shoes_would_probably_look_a_lot_different_if_sock/ (owninghawk)
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The sales for the new iPad Pro and MacBooks will suffer because nobody can show them off at Starbucks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fliwiq/the_sales_for_the_new_ipad_pro_and_macbooks_will/ (JasonInNJ)
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A Vagina is a Cockpit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fliura/a_vagina_is_a_cockpit/ (roflSpyro)
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Being explained how to not do something is simultaneously also being told exactly how to do something

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fliu6m/being_explained_how_to_not_do_something_is/ (random-danishguy)
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Real life has turned into an MMORPG in which our mission is to beat everyone else in gathering supplies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fliu4i/real_life_has_turned_into_an_mmorpg_in_which_our/ (1skg6891)
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You are what you eat... if you're a cannibal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flit74/you_are_what_you_eat_if_youre_a_cannibal/ ([deleted])
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Poor is living with your parents, rich is your parents living with you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flisnc/poor_is_living_with_your_parents_rich_is_your/ (daddysfatpussy)
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When you suffer from Paranoia but people actually follow you, you're not crazy anymore, but smart.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flisc8/when_you_suffer_from_paranoia_but_people_actually/ (Slurpy-Vagina)
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Soo... Why do we have eyebrows...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flis0q/soo_why_do_we_have_eyebrows/ (Blzoroi)
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Single people are going to practice great hand washing hygiene, and poor dental hygiene.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fliq7l/single_people_are_going_to_practice_great_hand/ (Spiritual-Chameleon)
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Sleeveless tops are perfectly acceptable business attire for women, but not for men.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flipeo/sleeveless_tops_are_perfectly_acceptable_business/ (AMRogue)
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Apparantly, germs can only hold their breath for a maximum of 19 seconds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flin6z/apparantly_germs_can_only_hold_their_breath_for_a/ (mksavage1138)
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If you have a high fever and suddenly throw up, that could be considered a good sign

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flimti/if_you_have_a_high_fever_and_suddenly_throw_up/ (JehnSnow)
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The reason older folks are skeptical of everything is that in their lifetime, every asolute "100% truth" has changed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flil2y/the_reason_older_folks_are_skeptical_of/ (Aperture_client)
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Even the world’s biggest loser was still the fastest sperm

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flijzs/even_the_worlds_biggest_loser_was_still_the/ (SongsOfLightAndDark)
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Slim Jim implies the existence of a dummier, Thicc Jim.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flija9/slim_jim_implies_the_existence_of_a_dummier_thicc/ (Baddyshack)
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In the near future, teepeeing somebody's house could be a compliment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fliirc/in_the_near_future_teepeeing_somebodys_house/ (KingKong_10)
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it must suck to be that company that still doesn't sell any of his products in supermarkets when there are hoardings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fliilg/it_must_suck_to_be_that_company_that_still_doesnt/ (momlookimtrending)
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Getting paid in exposure has a whole new meaning to it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fliigb/getting_paid_in_exposure_has_a_whole_new_meaning/ (kpw1997)
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Remote start on vehicles has made the concept of car bombs a lot less lethal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flihh4/remote_start_on_vehicles_has_made_the_concept_of/ (Cirr0s)
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We are living in a sci-fi thriller, and all we still do is complain about how dull it is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flih00/we_are_living_in_a_scifi_thriller_and_all_we/ (Lum1nar)
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Turtles are nature’s dog kong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flig91/turtles_are_natures_dog_kong/ (badger_danger)
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The AA serves coffee at their meetings. It makes sense a hypothetical "Cafeholics Anonymous" would serve wine and beer at theirs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flieeu/the_aa_serves_coffee_at_their_meetings_it_makes/ (noscreamsnoshouts)
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If a woo-girl transitions he'll be a woo-man

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flic7x/if_a_woogirl_transitions_hell_be_a_wooman/ (Jenshjordis)
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Cars can drive themselves and still no way to signal a u-turn

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fli9nf/cars_can_drive_themselves_and_still_no_way_to/ (jpetty265)
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We don't know how to properly be social distant because everyone lies about how long/tall 6' really is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fli89e/we_dont_know_how_to_properly_be_social_distant/ (Shearay752)
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Corner stores see kids buying soda and chips to them growing up to buy alcohol and cigarettes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fli6rb/corner_stores_see_kids_buying_soda_and_chips_to/ (startstreamepictime)
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People care more about losing their phone than losing their virginity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fli6hw/people_care_more_about_losing_their_phone_than/ (vIbEcHeCk1)
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If you wish your spouse were more attractive, they probably wouldn't be with you if they were.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fli6cr/if_you_wish_your_spouse_were_more_attractive_they/ (_mean_gene_okerlund_)
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Never before has the world, collectively, been so aware and great full to be feeling healthy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fli47m/never_before_has_the_world_collectively_been_so/ (ocean-of-emptiness)
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Electric toothbrushes are vibrators for your teeth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fli46h/electric_toothbrushes_are_vibrators_for_your_teeth/ (Chocolate-spread)
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Biggest flex in the world might be answering "I don't know" to "How much do you earn?"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fli3j4/biggest_flex_in_the_world_might_be_answering_i/ (Nefroti)
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Mr. and Ms.Incredible named their children before they knew what their powers were

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fli3hk/mr_and_msincredible_named_their_children_before/ (ferrisjuulersdayoff)
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Poke Bowls are the Burrito Bowls of the Sushi World.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fli1vq/poke_bowls_are_the_burrito_bowls_of_the_sushi/ (PinkHalite)
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If a polar bear travels to the other pole, he becomes a bipolar bear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fli11m/if_a_polar_bear_travels_to_the_other_pole_he/ (PowerOfLove1985)
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It feels like living a superhero comic sans the superhero.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flhzdb/it_feels_like_living_a_superhero_comic_sans_the/ (babubaichung)
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you can check what pitch you speak at with a musical tuning app

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flhxtd/you_can_check_what_pitch_you_speak_at_with_a/ (kskelts)
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lets respect the vegans that are struggling to find food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flhwry/lets_respect_the_vegans_that_are_struggling_to/ (Prince0fDarkness)
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Cereal is a stew.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flhwpz/cereal_is_a_stew/ (NarWarMonkey)
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Once restaurants are allowed to reopen, we'll be eating from the cleanest kitchens in history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flhwl0/once_restaurants_are_allowed_to_reopen_well_be/ (mcrabb23)
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The first most useful telephone ever made wasn’t the first, but the second.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flhtcl/the_first_most_useful_telephone_ever_made_wasnt/ (DUIofPussy)
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Bees become kamikaze pilots when agitated

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flhtbj/bees_become_kamikaze_pilots_when_agitated/ (ABathingToaster)
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Most of us look at dystopian movies as a very dark and awful future, but some of us look at them and think 'what a great idea!'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flht2p/most_of_us_look_at_dystopian_movies_as_a_very/ (Doctorsl1m)
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Drinking meal replacement shakes between meals is a great way to get your milkshakes in, since they don’t have to be refrigerated they are super portable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flhsvz/drinking_meal_replacement_shakes_between_meals_is/ (Mansierge)
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Billie Ellish is a noise maker not a singer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flholk/billie_ellish_is_a_noise_maker_not_a_singer/ (youlandlordsucks)
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If movie theaters need a bailout they need to get it from the movie industry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flhnov/if_movie_theaters_need_a_bailout_they_need_to_get/ (DeathbyFriedChicken)
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Scabs are human pellicle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flhmvf/scabs_are_human_pellicle/ (Geometry314)
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*eyes go both ways*

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flhm13/eyes_go_both_ways/ (kyo-succ)
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The end of the world would start out really boring, and then not for a bit, and then really boring again forever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flhloo/the_end_of_the_world_would_start_out_really/ (AinSpaceXXX)
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All the meats and breads shelves are empty, but the seasoning isles are still full.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flhj9w/all_the_meats_and_breads_shelves_are_empty_but/ (Voldylock)
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When someone tells an original joke it took them a whole lifetime to think of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flhiyd/when_someone_tells_an_original_joke_it_took_them/ (ferrisjuulersdayoff)
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Dogs’ sweaty feet get to smell like tasty corn chips, while people’s sweaty feet get to smell like Satan’s necrotic asshole.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flhib6/dogs_sweaty_feet_get_to_smell_like_tasty_corn/ (dogtroep)
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If somebody's first Mario game is a Luigi's Mansion game, then Mario is the sidekick for that person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flhgti/if_somebodys_first_mario_game_is_a_luigis_mansion/ (unxile_phantom)
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You don't realise how fast your saliva gets produced, and you have to swallow it, before you get tonsillitis.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flhg4u/you_dont_realise_how_fast_your_saliva_gets/ (ContinentalThreat)
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Everybody in the world, and everybody who has ever been born, was, for a short while, the youngest person in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flhfsi/everybody_in_the_world_and_everybody_who_has_ever/ (MrBanana13)
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Mechanical pencils are the only pencils that hold their stroke size consistently

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flherz/mechanical_pencils_are_the_only_pencils_that_hold/ (ProbablyAMod)
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If AA serves coffee at their meetings, would a hypothetical Cafeholics Anonymous serve beer and wine?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flhct7/if_aa_serves_coffee_at_their_meetings_would_a/ (noscreamsnoshouts)
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Moving in with your best friend could be like using your favorite song as alarm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flhcq7/moving_in_with_your_best_friend_could_be_like/ (Juan-Dollar)
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Retired people, contrarily to tired people, have become tired twice, which is far too much, and therefore they must rest permanently. Reretired people rest in a different place, often underground.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flhbdr/retired_people_contrarily_to_tired_people_have/ (GaussianGoose)
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Illiterate people must really hate that texting is so popular.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flh9u7/illiterate_people_must_really_hate_that_texting/ (Atomsteel)
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Nobody types on their phone in landscape (sideways) mode.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flh85z/nobody_types_on_their_phone_in_landscape_sideways/ (nom_nom44)
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Goldilocks was definitely the type of person to ask for the manager at a restaurant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flh84p/goldilocks_was_definitely_the_type_of_person_to/ (mongoose_rider)
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Millions of grocers, cashiers, and other low-wage retail workers went from "unskilled" to "essential" real quick.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flh53b/millions_of_grocers_cashiers_and_other_lowwage/ (VolkorPussCrusher69)
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A bird can fly but a fly can never bird.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flh3x4/a_bird_can_fly_but_a_fly_can_never_bird/ (crazytelli)
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You don’t realize how heavy your head is until you lay it on your pet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flh2yu/you_dont_realize_how_heavy_your_head_is_until_you/ (MithrandirElessar)
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It’s a real smack on the mouth, when you work in a hospital and you see someone walking their dog in a top notch face mask, and you’ll be considered lucky to even get a nail saloon mask during a shift

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flh215/its_a_real_smack_on_the_mouth_when_you_work_in_a/ (DiddyWop5)
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Limp Bizkit was right about the dangers of underfunding epidemiology.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flh1jd/limp_bizkit_was_right_about_the_dangers_of/ (Mansierge)
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There's gonna be a sharp rise in masturbation porn and live porn soon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flh0kl/theres_gonna_be_a_sharp_rise_in_masturbation_porn/ (Scheisseposter)
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Silverfish aren’t silver, nor are they fish.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flh0gd/silverfish_arent_silver_nor_are_they_fish/ (no-nope-nay)
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More exposure to a song you hate could make you love it, while more exposure to a song you love could make you hate it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flh0dx/more_exposure_to_a_song_you_hate_could_make_you/ (farooqskariem)
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Parents everywhere are suddenly learning how hard it is to be a teacher for grade schoolers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flh010/parents_everywhere_are_suddenly_learning_how_hard/ (TheDerpTrainee)
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We are all savants at something: the reason we can envision doing something perfectly but lack the ability to create it is because we don’t have the right neural connection that allows us to do so

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flgz65/we_are_all_savants_at_something_the_reason_we_can/ (AfricanPanther)
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You know, the Wheel of Fortune theme song sounds Secret Agent Surfing music.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flgxqx/you_know_the_wheel_of_fortune_theme_song_sounds/ (Laitneulfni)
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There's likely going to be a baby boom come next January

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flgx5z/theres_likely_going_to_be_a_baby_boom_come_next/ (King_Morphy)
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As you use your pencil more, you're also changing it's stroke size

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flgwoe/as_you_use_your_pencil_more_youre_also_changing/ (ProbablyAMod)
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People never use a fork to eat chinese food in movies. Only chopsticks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flguy3/people_never_use_a_fork_to_eat_chinese_food_in/ (subtasticdan)
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Pigeons must be wondering where the fuck everyone has gone recently

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flgu5g/pigeons_must_be_wondering_where_the_fuck_everyone/ (samfox11223)
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Any bread is sandwich bread if you are more adventurous with your sandwiches

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flgrmi/any_bread_is_sandwich_bread_if_you_are_more/ (yekim96)
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Our pets are going to get tired of us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flgr1i/our_pets_are_going_to_get_tired_of_us/ (Gary_October)
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There’s always a chance that someone put a price on your head.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flgqow/theres_always_a_chance_that_someone_put_a_price/ (26SobbingHorses)
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Most babies have no idea the Coronoviros even exists, unless they have it, in which case they're proably hurting bad

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flgqm3/most_babies_have_no_idea_the_coronoviros_even/ (dran72)
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Only marine biologists can experience true and pure planktonic love.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flgoaa/only_marine_biologists_can_experience_true_and/ (Gordian184)
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The first people to discover that parrots could speak must've really lost their minds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flgmkg/the_first_people_to_discover_that_parrots_could/ (MammothBeing)
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Our kids are all getting to find out just how boring our jobs really are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flgmes/our_kids_are_all_getting_to_find_out_just_how/ (gotham77)
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Most celebrities are famous just because their occupation requires them to be seen more.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flginn/most_celebrities_are_famous_just_because_their/ (GamerCarrot237)
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If the last task on your checklist is to check all of the boxes, you will never finish the list.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flghvw/if_the_last_task_on_your_checklist_is_to_check/ (Dingus_Fish)
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The hardest part of being adult is figuring out "what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life until you die?"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flgh26/the_hardest_part_of_being_adult_is_figuring_out/ ([deleted])
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There are going to be a lot of over due books at school libraries when schools start up again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flgghg/there_are_going_to_be_a_lot_of_over_due_books_at/ (1122330099888)
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Let’s all plug our xmas lights back in to spread sparkle and let our neighbours know we’re still a community even though we can’t get together.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flgggu/lets_all_plug_our_xmas_lights_back_in_to_spread/ (abcriminal)
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Every little fence technically fences almost the entire globe. Using the same logic in reverse, if you were to fence almost all of earth, there'd be only a very small area fenced.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flggey/every_little_fence_technically_fences_almost_the/ (SensitiveDish8)
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T-Rex's just mad cause they can't jerk off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flgfy9/trexs_just_mad_cause_they_cant_jerk_off/ (CaptainGetRad)
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We have no way to know if 2021 will be a better year. We could be at the start of a terrible decade, not in the middle of a bad year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flgfxo/we_have_no_way_to_know_if_2021_will_be_a_better/ (HeliosHeliodes)
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People believe that those in an organization’s “inner circle” have all the info and know what the company’s next move will be, but in reality the “inner circle” is focused on what info they don’t have and how that will impact their next move.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flgf8t/people_believe_that_those_in_an_organizations/ (P00R-judgement)
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Boners were the first form of pop-up notifications.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flgf64/boners_were_the_first_form_of_popup_notifications/ (ariebek)
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Most people’s summer holidays( sort of) have started before the end of winter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flgeg7/most_peoples_summer_holidays_sort_of_have_started/ (fomicamore)
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In the toy story universe, If you can bring anything to life by sticking some goggly eyes and treating it like a toy. Then necromancy is not only possible but also very easy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flgddq/in_the_toy_story_universe_if_you_can_bring/ (brad620)
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Humans can't suck their own dick normally because the ancestors who could were weeded out of the gene pool since they never felt the need to have someone else do it for them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flgcqq/humans_cant_suck_their_own_dick_normally_because/ (shooception)
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It is socially acceptable to eat sausages at any meal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flgcgm/it_is_socially_acceptable_to_eat_sausages_at_any/ (ManILoveFarming)
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Elderly people with hearing aids probably went to some awesome concerts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flgc84/elderly_people_with_hearing_aids_probably_went_to/ (JoshJoshson13)
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Dogs are a contradiction: when someone's very loyal you compare them to a dog, when someone's a kiss ass they're compared to a dog, when a person is belligerent, unreasonable, malicious and intrusive that person's a bitch (female dog).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flgavb/dogs_are_a_contradiction_when_someones_very_loyal/ (Doehap)
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Tinder is the only app that has for goal to delete the app

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flga4g/tinder_is_the_only_app_that_has_for_goal_to/ (Fittetryne666)
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Your mouse never seems to click louder than when you quickly click away from something when a person walks in on you unexpectedly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flg8c0/your_mouse_never_seems_to_click_louder_than_when/ (moneybot13)
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So we all get to save the world by playing games and watching Shrek all day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flg851/so_we_all_get_to_save_the_world_by_playing_games/ (1nterestinglyb0ring)
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If you were to put a fence around almost all of earth, only a little part is going to be fenced.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flg6on/if_you_were_to_put_a_fence_around_almost_all_of/ (SensitiveDish8)
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You don't know if your field of vision is an oval or a rectangle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flg6ex/you_dont_know_if_your_field_of_vision_is_an_oval/ (Mihnea24_03)
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We're about to experience an insane influx of really creative videos and art across all platforms online, and it's going to be awesome.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flg60k/were_about_to_experience_an_insane_influx_of/ (Goldsmifff)
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People in the UK are either going to get really big or really thin due to hording in Supermarkets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flg4qf/people_in_the_uk_are_either_going_to_get_really/ (AshJackOggy)
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Violet from Thew Incredibles could put a forcefield around a fire to put it out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flg48z/violet_from_thew_incredibles_could_put_a/ (Reach-for-the-sky_15)
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If you drink and entire gallon of water before you walk you dog, you both will spend the entire walk with the same goals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flg3v0/if_you_drink_and_entire_gallon_of_water_before/ (Phat3lvis)
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Taco Bell's Triplelupa is the food version of The Human Centipede.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flg36n/taco_bells_triplelupa_is_the_food_version_of_the/ (phatstock)
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people without glasses take for granted how easy it is to sneak being on your phone at night without having another variable attached

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flg252/people_without_glasses_take_for_granted_how_easy/ (jokesflyovermyheaed)
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Chrome extensions are being used to the max rn

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flg20u/chrome_extensions_are_being_used_to_the_max_rn/ (ArcticWizard14)
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With fewer gyms open, jogging is about to get a major surge in popularity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flg1gj/with_fewer_gyms_open_jogging_is_about_to_get_a/ (step6666)
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Remember when everyone would laugh at those extreme coupon people...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flfzoy/remember_when_everyone_would_laugh_at_those/ (strider531)
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One person can change the world. So can one bat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flfxm3/one_person_can_change_the_world_so_can_one_bat/ (Beepbeepb00pbeep)
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The only living things that can intentionally kill humans, besides humans, are either very microscopic or very large

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flfxag/the_only_living_things_that_can_intentionally/ (sanoodles)
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The number of adorable puppy photos has grown 10-fold in the past week.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flfx7h/the_number_of_adorable_puppy_photos_has_grown/ (spostabe)
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It’s amazing how you can click your mouse a few times and type a few things into your computer and 30 minutes later a pizza appears at your house

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flfwlp/its_amazing_how_you_can_click_your_mouse_a_few/ (imjustadudeguy)
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"Stay healthy" is the new "Have a nice day"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flfvxg/stay_healthy_is_the_new_have_a_nice_day/ (pepperedmaplebacon)
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You live to make death easier

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flfv2r/you_live_to_make_death_easier/ (MstrMu)
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Grocery lists are more wishlists than anything else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flfu08/grocery_lists_are_more_wishlists_than_anything/ (baldy74)
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Everyone who thought licking ice cream and putting it back was funny smartened up real quick

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flft9y/everyone_who_thought_licking_ice_cream_and/ (weltallic)
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Maybe the reason previous generations scolded their children to “eat everything on their plate” is because they lived through rationing and food shortages

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flfrxr/maybe_the_reason_previous_generations_scolded/ (LilyChickadee)
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Some guy probably had used more erasers completely in their lifetime than any other human

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flfq62/some_guy_probably_had_used_more_erasers/ (A_unique_username_wl)
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There's always the chance your previous house owner duplicated a key and could enter whenever they want…

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flfovs/theres_always_the_chance_your_previous_house/ (Qirol)
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It's weird to actually have an excuse to have no friends, for once

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flfnu7/its_weird_to_actually_have_an_excuse_to_have_no/ (TheHooligan95)
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No one is complaining about how there's too many shows to watch anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flfmrl/no_one_is_complaining_about_how_theres_too_many/ (Whitedudedown)
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It would suck to be a teenage girl with haemophobia.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flfm59/it_would_suck_to_be_a_teenage_girl_with/ (Vikinggirl2006)
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Leather armor is perfect for sneaking around in because it is made out of hide.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flfguw/leather_armor_is_perfect_for_sneaking_around_in/ (ReddMcNaughton)
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It's ironic that the country with the most billionaires on the planet has an economy that begins a sharp collapse as soon as working class people can't go to work

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flffh3/its_ironic_that_the_country_with_the_most/ (vexed_chexmix)
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It must suck to be a Scot whose favourite colour is red.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flff9u/it_must_suck_to_be_a_scot_whose_favourite_colour/ (Indoraptorfangirl)
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If there was a person who was awarded for being “the most unremarkable human in existence” they would automatically get that award taken from them, because it would suddenly make them remarkable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flfezr/if_there_was_a_person_who_was_awarded_for_being/ (A_unique_username_wl)
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Newspapers are always 24 hour out of date.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flfduo/newspapers_are_always_24_hour_out_of_date/ (Setchyyy)
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For humans, oxygen is a gas we need to survive and hydrogen is a gas that will kill us, but when we drink water we're consuming both of them in liquid form

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flfcu2/for_humans_oxygen_is_a_gas_we_need_to_survive_and/ (nooitbekend1234)
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You can't count down from 10 to 0 without thinking about the rocket launch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flfc7j/you_cant_count_down_from_10_to_0_without_thinking/ (mcplayer45)
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If a human baby was born on another planet, they would technically be an alien to Earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flfbpv/if_a_human_baby_was_born_on_another_planet_they/ (Electragraph)
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If someone wanted to, they would easily be able to contaminate eggs and bread as there is no seal to break to access said eggs and bread.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flfbon/if_someone_wanted_to_they_would_easily_be_able_to/ (froyoboyz)
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Suddenly birdbox has become highly relevant

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flfbc7/suddenly_birdbox_has_become_highly_relevant/ (say_what_now-o_O)
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Dogs get to enjoy a luxury that their ancestors are not lucky enough to enjoy; a belly rub from a loving human.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flfa7q/dogs_get_to_enjoy_a_luxury_that_their_ancestors/ (Silent0wl01)
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Every factorial starting with 5! has to end in a 0

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flf8za/every_factorial_starting_with_5_has_to_end_in_a_0/ (Kadaxe)
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In about 10 years there’s gunna be a pretty interesting documentary about a kid who fell into a gorilla enclosure

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flf3dj/in_about_10_years_theres_gunna_be_a_pretty/ (LennerKetty)
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The whole world is in chaos and the economy is crashing because some guy decided it was a nice day to eat a bat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flf168/the_whole_world_is_in_chaos_and_the_economy_is/ (TSM_E3)
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Pets are going to be so disappointed when everyone goes back to work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flf12n/pets_are_going_to_be_so_disappointed_when/ (vivajeffvegas)
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Goldilocks would most definitely ask for the manager at a restaurant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fleyw1/goldilocks_would_most_definitely_ask_for_the/ (mongoose_rider)
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Well at least if you give yourself a hair cut and screw it up, you won’t have go out with it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flexzs/well_at_least_if_you_give_yourself_a_hair_cut_and/ (PicoDeBayou)
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All clothes are unisex if you’re bold enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flexn3/all_clothes_are_unisex_if_youre_bold_enough/ (Soliox33)
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There are about to be a lot of people that understand what it takes to go to Mars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flex4g/there_are_about_to_be_a_lot_of_people_that/ (Ge0rgeWashing10)
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Second place is technically the first loser

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flewqw/second_place_is_technically_the_first_loser/ (comefindme1231)
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Hundreds of thousands of dogs across the world suddenly get to spend all day every day with their owners, and they have no idea why

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flewpw/hundreds_of_thousands_of_dogs_across_the_world/ (microwave20)
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The voice in your head never has voice cracks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flewme/the_voice_in_your_head_never_has_voice_cracks/ (NateTheMate2k3)
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If Krypton hadn’t exploded, Kal-El would simply be the son of a shamed, discredited scientist who had a mental breakdown claiming the world was going to end.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fleu7r/if_krypton_hadnt_exploded_kalel_would_simply_be/ (MRF1982)
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In one episode of the simpsons Moe tries to kill bart. He is literally a Bart-ender.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fletje/in_one_episode_of_the_simpsons_moe_tries_to_kill/ (deportThefort20)
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Unless a game stops receiving updates, it is never truly a finished project.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fleqhv/unless_a_game_stops_receiving_updates_it_is_never/ (SporadicV2)
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Dreams are the perfect place to be naked because no one in the dream ever seems to care

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flelh7/dreams_are_the_perfect_place_to_be_naked_because/ (NicholasHomann)
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Antivaxxers are currently getting a demo of a vaccine-free world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flduzu/antivaxxers_are_currently_getting_a_demo_of_a/ (Maximd1122)
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R/JustFuckMyShitUp is probably going to have a boom in content real soon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fldm34/rjustfuckmyshitup_is_probably_going_to_have_a/ (PicoDeBayou)
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Loads of popular rappers are under ground

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flct5p/loads_of_popular_rappers_are_under_ground/ (ToxicObeZe)
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A maximum age limit for politics would actually be more useful than a minimum age limit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flcchy/a_maximum_age_limit_for_politics_would_actually/ (TyronePost801)
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Boss:“Have you been drinking?” “Nope, sanitizing.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/flawih/bosshave_you_been_drinking_nope_sanitizing/ (Chuuno)
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Charizard saliva is probably harvested in the Pokémon universe for its fireproof enzymes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl3xa8/charizard_saliva_is_probably_harvested_in_the/ (SemanticSchmitty)
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Pets across the world are finally getting some attention.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl3ww5/pets_across_the_world_are_finally_getting_some/ (DerpyderPyDer)
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The people who talk the most crap are the ones buying all the loo roll.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl3wgv/the_people_who_talk_the_most_crap_are_the_ones/ (unicornpunchup)
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Looking back, 2019 seems like a damn good year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl3v3a/looking_back_2019_seems_like_a_damn_good_year/ (Poolejunkie)
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You have a high chance of knowing when your last blink is but a low chance of knowing when your last clap is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl3tpa/you_have_a_high_chance_of_knowing_when_your_last/ (BlaZingWR3)
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"Let them eat cake!" is actually a valid response to current supermarket shortages.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl3rpp/let_them_eat_cake_is_actually_a_valid_response_to/ (DrStalker)
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Clone Troopers must have seriously chiseled cheekbones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl3rnm/clone_troopers_must_have_seriously_chiseled/ (Mapletini)
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Being the only brand left in store nowadays must really make companies reconsider.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl3q4m/being_the_only_brand_left_in_store_nowadays_must/ (Ale2486)
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Your car keys have traveled more than your actual car

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl3nmn/your_car_keys_have_traveled_more_than_your_actual/ (PM-me-your-tits-thot)
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People who have had no internet connection for the past 3 moths would probably be really confused upon entering a grocery store.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl3ndl/people_who_have_had_no_internet_connection_for/ (MttroTesslar)
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Millennials may end up being the first generation in over a century to have suffered a recession when entering the job market and then suffer a recession when starting a family.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl3msd/millennials_may_end_up_being_the_first_generation/ (SanchoRivera)
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Scammers who tell you that you won a free cruise are gonna have to come up with a new line.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl3ltg/scammers_who_tell_you_that_you_won_a_free_cruise/ (StoopSign)
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[NSFW] Asa Akira can tell if your blood sugar levels are too high by the taste of your semen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl3lp2/nsfw_asa_akira_can_tell_if_your_blood_sugar/ (totallyradicalmydude)
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Having orifices all over our bodies doesn't really seem like a safe thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl3lhw/having_orifices_all_over_our_bodies_doesnt_really/ (Hot_Donald)
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Grocery stores will have their own mini-recession that lags behind the big one until everyone uses up the supplies that they bought.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl3kqn/grocery_stores_will_have_their_own_minirecession/ (mrbignaughtyboy)
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Holding out your hand for someone to high 5 you is one of the biggest gambles you take in life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl3jfr/holding_out_your_hand_for_someone_to_high_5_you/ (an0nym0us3hat)
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mothers forgetting their kids' birthday is proof you can forget the most painful event of your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl3i5f/mothers_forgetting_their_kids_birthday_is_proof/ (Ferteqw2)
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When anyone says, “It’s not a competition.” It most certainly is a competition.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl3grp/when_anyone_says_its_not_a_competition_it_most/ (ThorinSmokenshield)
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Red Bull gives you wings because if you drink more than 5 cans you go to heaven...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl3esh/red_bull_gives_you_wings_because_if_you_drink/ (Lost_Pilot007)
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We're all wannabe planet lice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl3e8b/were_all_wannabe_planet_lice/ (pickled_beetz)
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Weather anchors have never been more useless.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl3dnb/weather_anchors_have_never_been_more_useless/ (LtSoundwave)
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Kids are going to have a newfound appreciation for going to school pretty soon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl3d3w/kids_are_going_to_have_a_newfound_appreciation/ (TheLegendaryWizard)
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If suddenly everyone had access to everything ever done on the internet, things would get crazy real quick.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl3czn/if_suddenly_everyone_had_access_to_everything/ (crownmeKING)
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The chapcha AI solves its own puzzle therefore proving that AI’s can solve it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl3bue/the_chapcha_ai_solves_its_own_puzzle_therefore/ (Edgypack38906)
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People born in 2000 are lucky because they’ll immediately know how old they were in any given year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl3bg8/people_born_in_2000_are_lucky_because_theyll/ (Sugarbunnies379)
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People have never been more willing to have their house TPed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl3b2a/people_have_never_been_more_willing_to_have_their/ (Lauren_ev)
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Mother Earth be like..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl3atb/mother_earth_be_like/ (goldenrodbeets)
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You have probably walked past someone you've played video games online with but didn't recognize them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl3a1x/you_have_probably_walked_past_someone_youve/ (RealMeO1)
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As a fellow fat persom, The more 'creative' vegan foods become the more unhealthy they are becoming

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl39pd/as_a_fellow_fat_persom_the_more_creative_vegan/ (Fluffogrump)
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Bird parents ground their kids for their entire childhood

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl3922/bird_parents_ground_their_kids_for_their_entire/ (Spille18)
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Thousands of us are already dead. We just haven't died yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl38xw/thousands_of_us_are_already_dead_we_just_havent/ (FastWalkingShortGuy)
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Being the bigger man only ever seems to enable the smaller man.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl38vr/being_the_bigger_man_only_ever_seems_to_enable/ (CitizenKing)
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Not feeling alone is only comforting when you are not alone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl37c3/not_feeling_alone_is_only_comforting_when_you_are/ (Karatekid101_rose)
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You jerk off the the male when watching porn too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl34h4/you_jerk_off_the_the_male_when_watching_porn_too/ (TBC_Oblivion)
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Skateboarding could be looked at as a kendama for your feet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl331d/skateboarding_could_be_looked_at_as_a_kendama_for/ (KowothOG)
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Grocery Lists Have Become Wish Lists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl32tu/grocery_lists_have_become_wish_lists/ (C0deHunter_)
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There are people who used to cheer when their colds were not bacterial

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl31m7/there_are_people_who_used_to_cheer_when_their/ (Dashover)
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Saying the word "medic" with the emphasis on the second syllable totally changes the meaning

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl3068/saying_the_word_medic_with_the_emphasis_on_the/ (popularloser)
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When you have to choose either option when posting a photo/video, nobody has ever chosen Camera, only Gallery

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl2zjv/when_you_have_to_choose_either_option_when/ (DomMedbery11)
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We could possibly be the only intelligent life or ANY life in the universe so, after we reach other solar systems and establish ourselves and other animals around the universe, earth will be known as the place where all life began. Just like Africa is to modern day humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl2zd2/we_could_possibly_be_the_only_intelligent_life_or/ (pokey_bum_wannk)
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The letter Y is non binary

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl2vwy/the_letter_y_is_non_binary/ (Curtbot9001)
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RIP Prince but we shoulda partied like it was 2019

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl2vh2/rip_prince_but_we_shoulda_partied_like_it_was_2019/ (Graveandinestimable)
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Mother Nature is the real HBIC

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl2udq/mother_nature_is_the_real_hbic/ (Merk121)
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It is entirely possible that every human starts life with 3 wishes, but inevitably wastes them by age four on things like extra juice boxes and getting to pet a puppy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl2rz0/it_is_entirely_possible_that_every_human_starts/ (TillmanResearch)
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There are those of us that think socks are married, and those of us that think socks are polyamorous.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl2qsd/there_are_those_of_us_that_think_socks_are/ (Taifurious)
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Tinder is going to be ridiculously active once strangers can start having sex with each other again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl2qcj/tinder_is_going_to_be_ridiculously_active_once/ (steveosek)
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If we have a breakthrough in battery technology we can probably fix our light pollution problem, since basically everyone already has a flashlight in their pockets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl2q6u/if_we_have_a_breakthrough_in_battery_technology/ (real_human_person)
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Curved borders on a map look more random than straight ones even though straight borders make no sense at all

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl2pm2/curved_borders_on_a_map_look_more_random_than/ ([deleted])
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People who are put in Soladairy Confinement are technancly Incles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl2oom/people_who_are_put_in_soladairy_confinement_are/ (TheIrishInternetGuy)
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We have many living things in our mouth and we just live with it because there's nothing we can really do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl2o2m/we_have_many_living_things_in_our_mouth_and_we/ (Rebel_Monroe)
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Grocery store workers are an inch away from snapping on a rude customer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl2mi6/grocery_store_workers_are_an_inch_away_from/ (pdiddypop12)
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It is very sad that in an era of endless remakes that Hollywood is not remaking the classic CGI movies of the early 2000s with better CGI.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl2mct/it_is_very_sad_that_in_an_era_of_endless_remakes/ (TillmanResearch)
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You probably know a maximum of only 2 people named Homer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl2jqy/you_probably_know_a_maximum_of_only_2_people/ (stabtheeggs)
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It Would Suck If Someone's New Year's Resolution Was To Be More Social

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl2ilk/it_would_suck_if_someones_new_years_resolution/ (McK_ultra22)
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It rains all year round, sometimes its just frozen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl2hsn/it_rains_all_year_round_sometimes_its_just_frozen/ (TheAcademy_)
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The antidote to terrible news and tragic events is community, but everyone is denied even that.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl2dzi/the_antidote_to_terrible_news_and_tragic_events/ (explosivelydehiscent)
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Based on politeness, Chick-Fil-A’s rejected hire list and Cook Out’s approved hire list have got to be the same list.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl2dfj/based_on_politeness_chickfilas_rejected_hire_list/ (Deudir)
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The internet feels like a big sleepover recently

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl2cy9/the_internet_feels_like_a_big_sleepover_recently/ (Kingkai9335)
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We all know that lights in video games use real electricity, but cars in games use real oil.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl2ctf/we_all_know_that_lights_in_video_games_use_real/ (razorwhip321)
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It's more appropriate to thank health care workers for their service as much as people who served in the military.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl2bj4/its_more_appropriate_to_thank_health_care_workers/ (brizzyballs)
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Our grandchildren will only ever know us as being old.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl2bhi/our_grandchildren_will_only_ever_know_us_as_being/ (Psychlady222)
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You statistically have a lower chance of being born in February rather than any other month.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl2b66/you_statistically_have_a_lower_chance_of_being/ (keeper_santi1)
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If humanity makes it far enough, one day future generations will look back and think "they let CHILDREN on the INTERNET?"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl29sk/if_humanity_makes_it_far_enough_one_day_future/ (Breeblez)
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The media’s history of over-sensationalizing has led to a “boy who cried wolf” situation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl28tl/the_medias_history_of_oversensationalizing_has/ (big_chilly_style)
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Being self employed is great until the world takes an indefinite hiatus.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl28h8/being_self_employed_is_great_until_the_world/ (probook)
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The most terrifying experience is when a bug flies into the shower... nightmare fuel

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl28eu/the_most_terrifying_experience_is_when_a_bug/ (vvRawr)
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No one is stocking up on condoms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl27sv/no_one_is_stocking_up_on_condoms/ (SoyUnFracaso)
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A comforting thought when you are trying to go to sleep is that as long as you're able to lay down and try to sleep, there's no monsters nearby.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl26ug/a_comforting_thought_when_you_are_trying_to_go_to/ (Craezyy)
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Pretty soon seeing anybody in person and having to interact face to face will feel really awkward.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl25xy/pretty_soon_seeing_anybody_in_person_and_having/ (Giantomato)
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Every famous person, no matter how poor their family was, has hours of documentary ready childhood video

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl24iy/every_famous_person_no_matter_how_poor_their/ (infamousesco83)
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Everyone was the youngest person on Earth at the beginning of their life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl24ce/everyone_was_the_youngest_person_on_earth_at_the/ (BRADEY-BUNCH)
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There is never really such thing as "Forever" in our universe; Everything would die, forgotten, cease to exist, errode, etc.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl22z9/there_is_never_really_such_thing_as_forever_in/ (NeoXenoZ)
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In 100 years, eye surgery may be so easy that wearing any eyeglasses will seem as outdated as someone wearing a monocle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl22rv/in_100_years_eye_surgery_may_be_so_easy_that/ (centrismhurts998)
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Deriving a memory from your own memory creates a new memory of you deriving that memory from memory.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl20ya/deriving_a_memory_from_your_own_memory_creates_a/ (AnalystOfData)
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The 2020s threaten to repeat the same negative events of the 1920s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl20lx/the_2020s_threaten_to_repeat_the_same_negative/ (Looney_forner)
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Boogers are technically nose dandruff.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl20lj/boogers_are_technically_nose_dandruff/ (MinecraftPerson69)
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Everything is going wrong and we’re not allowed to face palm

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl2020/everything_is_going_wrong_and_were_not_allowed_to/ (dustyjeff)
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There is no proof that any thought you have had didn't happen to anyone before you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl1zjy/there_is_no_proof_that_any_thought_you_have_had/ (sentry_buster_no-713)
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We always complain about captchas for being annoying, but they're probably more helpful than we think considering we don't know how many robots they stop.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl1ywz/we_always_complain_about_captchas_for_being/ (sentry_buster_no-713)
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“Wanted” signs would make more sense saying “needed”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl1xty/wanted_signs_would_make_more_sense_saying_needed/ (Pocus_Codis)
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The greatest part about dating a homeless person is the ability to drop them off anywhere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl1wnk/the_greatest_part_about_dating_a_homeless_person/ (The_Dude_n_Seattle)
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We're about to find out whether barbershops and salons are necessary

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl1wiu/were_about_to_find_out_whether_barbershops_and/ (landmanpgh)
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Thoughts are disruptive to actions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl1wfq/thoughts_are_disruptive_to_actions/ (David_Diron)
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Wormholes are the buttholes of worms

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl1wf0/wormholes_are_the_buttholes_of_worms/ (Hendrikpiano)
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Original thoughts will totally end someday

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl1w9d/original_thoughts_will_totally_end_someday/ ([deleted])
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Successful people are probably the final result of centuries of generations of learning from parents’ mistakes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl1uqs/successful_people_are_probably_the_final_result/ (Sandroes)
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We could trim our mustaches to fit in N95s if a certain Austrian hadn’t ruined it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl1uoy/we_could_trim_our_mustaches_to_fit_in_n95s_if_a/ (JonSolo1)
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It's ironic that you'll drown if you can't swim but after you die you'll float

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl1tyb/its_ironic_that_youll_drown_if_you_cant_swim_but/ (fafalij)
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When someone dies, they die in all their video games as well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl1tit/when_someone_dies_they_die_in_all_their_video/ (Slayer-Sango)
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With things like marine life returning to Venice, it's exceptionally clear how impactful a willed-coordinated enviromental clean up effort can be.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl1rx9/with_things_like_marine_life_returning_to_venice/ (muzau)
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You don't realize how much you use auto correct until you turn it off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl1qz7/you_dont_realize_how_much_you_use_auto_correct/ (MethIsBadKidsDoMath)
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Your own survival instincts are keeping you from going into the woods for a week on your own, to improve your survival instincts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl1qac/your_own_survival_instincts_are_keeping_you_from/ (Dallashh)
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At least one person thought they got ghosted on tinder but their match actually died

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl1q6f/at_least_one_person_thought_they_got_ghosted_on/ (mcmullopia)
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If Playboy closes permanently, future generations won't find their first porn in the bushes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl1pv5/if_playboy_closes_permanently_future_generations/ (Xerotrope)
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The first human to witness death was probably really confused

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl1pib/the_first_human_to_witness_death_was_probably/ (DuPhuc)
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You only realize you forgot something after you remember it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl1ow9/you_only_realize_you_forgot_something_after_you/ (VelocirapGirl)
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You can tell how important a character is in Star Wars by how well they aim.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl1omz/you_can_tell_how_important_a_character_is_in_star/ (Sonnyk04)
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Inside the passenger compartment of the cars from “Cars” there is probably a giant brain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl1obn/inside_the_passenger_compartment_of_the_cars_from/ (McSun213)
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The world the Scooby Gang lived in was really just filled with a bunch of adults in masks and costumes for no apparent reason.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl1o2d/the_world_the_scooby_gang_lived_in_was_really/ (sunflowerriddles)
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At some point, some parent in the future is going to share an old post of theirs from WokeKids that indicated how advanced their child is, and that kid is going to end up being one of the top minds of the world despite it being viewed as satirical content.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl1nwm/at_some_point_some_parent_in_the_future_is_going/ (mab6710)
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Not being able to ride a bike without training wheels is the kids version of being a virgin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl1msm/not_being_able_to_ride_a_bike_without_training/ (LoudnessofTheLambs)
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The people on the ISS are likely the safest humans at the moment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl1m4z/the_people_on_the_iss_are_likely_the_safest/ (Oh_hey_a_TAA)
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Limes Are Bootleg Lemons

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl1kti/limes_are_bootleg_lemons/ (Bahia03)
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"Pull yourself up by the bootstraps" is frequently used and also physically impossible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl1kgz/pull_yourself_up_by_the_bootstraps_is_frequently/ (am_sorry)
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Flamethrowers are technically a type of squirt gun.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl1kb9/flamethrowers_are_technically_a_type_of_squirt_gun/ (Digital_Jedi_8468)
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Indefinite WFH helped discover that so many jobs can be done while being high.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl1jd7/indefinite_wfh_helped_discover_that_so_many_jobs/ (KillerOfWhales)
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If you wear camouflage in public, you stand out more.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl1iks/if_you_wear_camouflage_in_public_you_stand_out/ (MrKrabs7382)
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I'm glad truck drivers aren't on strike.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl1i8t/im_glad_truck_drivers_arent_on_strike/ (BlackKloudDhali)
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When cats want to explore an open cupboard, it's probably because they think there's a hidden network of tunnels like an entrance to Narnia.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl1i15/when_cats_want_to_explore_an_open_cupboard_its/ (imperfectburden)
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There's probably a spike in all kinds of free trial accounts that will expire in a month . . . right about tax day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl1gcg/theres_probably_a_spike_in_all_kinds_of_free/ (DJPhil)
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People overestimate the long run, and underestimate the short run

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl1fgk/people_overestimate_the_long_run_and/ (thanossocks)
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Lunch is not only the second most important meal of the day, it’s also the second meal of the day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl1den/lunch_is_not_only_the_second_most_important_meal/ ([deleted])
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"Verb" is a noun.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl1czz/verb_is_a_noun/ (Zazzles3)
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Digits can be both finite and infinite.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl1bzg/digits_can_be_both_finite_and_infinite/ (WumboRin)
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At least there will be fewer mass shootings...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl1bu6/at_least_there_will_be_fewer_mass_shootings/ (ITSA-GONGSHOW)
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There’s gonna be a whole big slew of births come Christmas and New Years

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl1bkw/theres_gonna_be_a_whole_big_slew_of_births_come/ (dopplefenris)
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Water could be just so addictive that when you try to quit you get so bad withdrawal symptoms that you die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl1bfx/water_could_be_just_so_addictive_that_when_you/ (Perussuomalaiset)
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Literally any image is a good depiction of what a bunch of real-size photons look like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl1b4g/literally_any_image_is_a_good_depiction_of_what_a/ (kapralov)
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Finding an original showerthought is really difficult since all the good ones are always taken.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl19rd/finding_an_original_showerthought_is_really/ (MansNotHot772)
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Nothing in the english dictionary rhymes with ‘month’.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl19oc/nothing_in_the_english_dictionary_rhymes_with/ (FireCrys78)
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We are all robots with the same thoughts according to ShowerThoughts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl17mg/we_are_all_robots_with_the_same_thoughts/ (saranwrap3)
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Horses were the first semi-autonomous mode of transportation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl17a0/horses_were_the_first_semiautonomous_mode_of/ (mikey-58)
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Cocaine: The party doesn't stop until your heart does

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl16ye/cocaine_the_party_doesnt_stop_until_your_heart/ (dinodig24)
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Tom Brady is less than 7 years away from AARP.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl16ku/tom_brady_is_less_than_7_years_away_from_aarp/ (shahooster)
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At some point everything original's just gonna suck.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl16fe/at_some_point_everything_originals_just_gonna_suck/ (powerscunner)
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Beans are the only thing you can fry twice, otherwise it sounds weird.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl15jw/beans_are_the_only_thing_you_can_fry_twice/ (Gary_October)
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Whether you're above or below the earth, the sky is always up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl13kd/whether_youre_above_or_below_the_earth_the_sky_is/ ([deleted])
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You can't spell 'Adderall' without 'ADD'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl12mp/you_cant_spell_adderall_without_add/ (nerovox)
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If you reheat a twice baked potato in the oven it becomes a thrice baked potato

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl12il/if_you_reheat_a_twice_baked_potato_in_the_oven_it/ (designdevdraw)
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Adam and Eve were created as adults, so they must have been so confused when Eve gave birth to a child.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl1079/adam_and_eve_were_created_as_adults_so_they_must/ (LevitatingEggs)
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The kids who got all the boy or girl scout badges were the original achievement hunters

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl0ys0/the_kids_who_got_all_the_boy_or_girl_scout_badges/ (Pancakes22171)
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Movies set in the current times we’re at will be very interesting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl0xc9/movies_set_in_the_current_times_were_at_will_be/ (JordanFab120)
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A lot of action movies make firearm magazines look like disposable items.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl0xbq/a_lot_of_action_movies_make_firearm_magazines/ (sitzt)
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Dernière Danse is the ultimate incel song...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl0x6p/dernière_danse_is_the_ultimate_incel_song/ (MutatedAlgorithm)
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A broken can opener is a can’t opener

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl0wno/a_broken_can_opener_is_a_cant_opener/ ([deleted])
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If you’ve lost something recently, odds are it’s in your house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl0vs8/if_youve_lost_something_recently_odds_are_its_in/ (tippythecanoe)
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If COVID-19 forces Planned Parenthood to close for 2 weeks, the virus will have saved more lives than it has taken.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl0uko/if_covid19_forces_planned_parenthood_to_close_for/ (freebirdls)
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The ratio of black coaches to black players in the NFL is ROUGHLY comparable to the ratio of female superintendents to female teachers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl0uc4/the_ratio_of_black_coaches_to_black_players_in/ (choochoomagoo02)
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You know your underweight when you are too light to activate a Whoopi cushion

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl0u7t/you_know_your_underweight_when_you_are_too_light/ (Gary_October)
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The more pain you deal with,The easier it gets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl0tgk/the_more_pain_you_deal_withthe_easier_it_gets/ (kolovon)
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We spend our whole life gathering guests for our funerals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl0s7h/we_spend_our_whole_life_gathering_guests_for_our/ (mafiaworks_08)
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Curtains are the eyelashes of a house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl0rfg/curtains_are_the_eyelashes_of_a_house/ (zelys)
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Earthquakes might just be somebody finding the earth's ticklish spot on accident.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl0q21/earthquakes_might_just_be_somebody_finding_the/ (BladedFlame)
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It must be awkward for women in porn when they're asked to transition from the role of daughter to mother.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl0pjn/it_must_be_awkward_for_women_in_porn_when_theyre/ (Ninja-of-the-North)
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Homeless people must be freaking out wondering where everyone went all of a sudden.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl0omp/homeless_people_must_be_freaking_out_wondering/ (nounthennumbers)
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More like "The Depressing Twenties"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl0nw5/more_like_the_depressing_twenties/ (flammableisfun)
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Tom Brady moved to Florida; everybody from New England’s retirement dream.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl0nsk/tom_brady_moved_to_florida_everybody_from_new/ (sickter6)
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Dog eyelashes look like fur, so they’re covered in eyelashes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl0mow/dog_eyelashes_look_like_fur_so_theyre_covered_in/ (HolyMachina)
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Elsa could use her “Permafrost” to make Cooling butt plugs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl0mdy/elsa_could_use_her_permafrost_to_make_cooling/ ([deleted])
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We're always in a pre-apocolypse world until we're not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl0lbq/were_always_in_a_preapocolypse_world_until_were/ (pwndabeer)
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Tom Clancy probably made more money from video games than books

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl0kxc/tom_clancy_probably_made_more_money_from_video/ (koal82)
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On the bright side, pollution must be getting considerably lower :)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl0kqb/on_the_bright_side_pollution_must_be_getting/ (Guzz1)
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It is possible that there might be a substantial amount of teachers that will discover their potential as a professional video tutor in the near future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl0kj4/it_is_possible_that_there_might_be_a_substantial/ (Leonsen101)
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There are still remote civilizations around the world that have no idea the rest of the planet is panicking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl0jdw/there_are_still_remote_civilizations_around_the/ (zombiem00se)
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Orphans in fiction are always either children or superheroes, or both.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl0h0v/orphans_in_fiction_are_always_either_children_or/ (ausernameofaperson)
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There are probably going to be a great many fewer car accidents in the next month

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl0gmb/there_are_probably_going_to_be_a_great_many_fewer/ (james___uk)
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We remember going to Chuck E. Cheese as a kid, or playing with our favorite toys, But kids, 4 through 7, cannot remember being held as a baby, or don't remember being born.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl0gbd/we_remember_going_to_chuck_e_cheese_as_a_kid_or/ (Kryptxccc)
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If you rinse first, turn off the water, apply soap everywhere, and then rinse off, you'll save a lot of water while taking a shower

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl0ga5/if_you_rinse_first_turn_off_the_water_apply_soap/ (furcifer74)
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Humans have gotten really good at making maps

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl0g1v/humans_have_gotten_really_good_at_making_maps/ (0sesh)
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Instructions that tell you to repeat never end

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl0em2/instructions_that_tell_you_to_repeat_never_end/ (cakeclockwork)
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We’re going to see a big decrease in restaurant advertisements.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl0dk1/were_going_to_see_a_big_decrease_in_restaurant/ (itsmason15)
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Noses run but feet smell

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl0d81/noses_run_but_feet_smell/ ([deleted])
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DIY people are probably stocking up on glue gun sticks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl0czs/diy_people_are_probably_stocking_up_on_glue_gun/ (rpgmgta)
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2-Floor elevators wait for you to tell them which floor to go to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl0c76/2floor_elevators_wait_for_you_to_tell_them_which/ (AdeonWriter)
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Before traffic lights were invented most likely nobody associated green and red with go and stop.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl09vc/before_traffic_lights_were_invented_most_likely/ (cHiPPy_McMAn)
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It was just sort of universally agreed upon that all little boys in jokes are named Johnny.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl08hc/it_was_just_sort_of_universally_agreed_upon_that/ (Po1sonator)
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Dying of old age is dying because of not dying

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl06p7/dying_of_old_age_is_dying_because_of_not_dying/ (LoseySkopes)
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Someone needs to send Kim Jong-Un a blanket.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl069w/someone_needs_to_send_kim_jongun_a_blanket/ ([deleted])
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Never underestimate how easy it is to burn popcorn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl04sg/never_underestimate_how_easy_it_is_to_burn_popcorn/ (Mansierge)
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It’s impossible to consent to being born

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl04k1/its_impossible_to_consent_to_being_born/ (nueoritic-parents)
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One day there will be programming languages for genetics. You'll write a program in something like modern day code that a compiler then turns into "machine language" except the machine is biology and the language is ... also biology

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl04al/one_day_there_will_be_programming_languages_for/ (neatchee)
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Birthday candles are thrown out 90% unused candle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl0473/birthday_candles_are_thrown_out_90_unused_candle/ (NalaJax)
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Being good at keeping secrets is something you can never really prove.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl0187/being_good_at_keeping_secrets_is_something_you/ (dougmantis)
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Every electrical component can become an incandescent light bulb if you're brave enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl014h/every_electrical_component_can_become_an/ (tjpc3)
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The thing that prevents people from figuring out survival methods is our own survival instinct.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl0090/the_thing_that_prevents_people_from_figuring_out/ (RedditsWit)
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It's not gay to hug a homie because the bond is familial, not romantic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fl006v/its_not_gay_to_hug_a_homie_because_the_bond_is/ (lucas24709)
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A lot of people are probably re-thinking the “5-second rule”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkzzeb/a_lot_of_people_are_probably_rethinking_the/ (relevantzero)
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In a dog's lifetime we're gonna pass as younger and older than him.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkzzch/in_a_dogs_lifetime_were_gonna_pass_as_younger_and/ (agresivepoop21)
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The clones in Star Wars must hate talking to each other because they’re hearing their own voices.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkzyla/the_clones_in_star_wars_must_hate_talking_to_each/ (Homie-Inc-Production)
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Even when you are the cleanest person in the world, you wouldn’t even know it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkzy19/even_when_you_are_the_cleanest_person_in_the/ (Pengo_PlayzI)
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Supply usps with the *tests* and have them distribute during mail route

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkzx7s/supply_usps_with_the_tests_and_have_them/ (fat-bandit)
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Technically, there is no tommorow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkzwxz/technically_there_is_no_tommorow/ (_thetomml)
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When you’re in a hot shower, you’re constantly gaining and losing heat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkzwx5/when_youre_in_a_hot_shower_youre_constantly/ (ExoSierra)
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A whole generation of children is going to wonder why we found 'boy germs' and 'girl germs' so amusing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkzwhn/a_whole_generation_of_children_is_going_to_wonder/ (Sutarmekeg)
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If everyone gets a check for $1000, the mobbing at grocery stores is going to get even worse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkzweh/if_everyone_gets_a_check_for_1000_the_mobbing_at/ (irwinlegends)
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People being forced to be stuck in their homes could be the catalyst for widespread drone adoption for everything deliverable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkzvp1/people_being_forced_to_be_stuck_in_their_homes/ (stratosfearinggas)
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Every few years, Nature likes to play a cruel joke on us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkzu9n/every_few_years_nature_likes_to_play_a_cruel_joke/ (Draggenfly)
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If only someone had explained in Demolition Man how the 3 seashells worked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkzu0i/if_only_someone_had_explained_in_demolition_man/ (tohrazul82)
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We are all gonna use so much stronger cleaning products for sanitization it will have a profound effect on the global scale of bacterial evolution.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkzsyv/we_are_all_gonna_use_so_much_stronger_cleaning/ (Murmur-271)
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Some adults may soon have their first “summer vacation” since high school. For some working people that’s 50 years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkzrmd/some_adults_may_soon_have_their_first_summer/ (The_Baked_Rooster)
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Eve didn't read the terms and conditions of the apple before she ate it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkzrid/eve_didnt_read_the_terms_and_conditions_of_the/ (itzmythicstar)
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We're about to see the return of Speakeasy establishments with all the bars being shutdown.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkzr4j/were_about_to_see_the_return_of_speakeasy/ (Chandra97)
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After reading the Internet comments there must be a lot of really discouraged English teachers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkzqza/after_reading_the_internet_comments_there_must_be/ (Skeptik7)
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When alarms go off they’re actually turning on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkzppz/when_alarms_go_off_theyre_actually_turning_on/ (WeeGeeGaming24)
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You could be the only conscious being in the universe and not be able to prove it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkzpjk/you_could_be_the_only_conscious_being_in_the/ (BabeLincholn)
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It's amazing how fast we've gone from wasteful to frugal with regards to food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkzn6u/its_amazing_how_fast_weve_gone_from_wasteful_to/ (lost40s)
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Po from Kung fu Panda is so fast because he has a better diet than bamboo

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkzjwn/po_from_kung_fu_panda_is_so_fast_because_he_has_a/ (siddizie420)
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It doesn't make you look good when you beat an AI in a game, but it sure makes you look bad when you lose to one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkzin3/it_doesnt_make_you_look_good_when_you_beat_an_ai/ (AndrewLiteral)
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A percentage of humans have really unsatisfying sneeze noises

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkzim3/a_percentage_of_humans_have_really_unsatisfying/ (Wristyplum)
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George Washington died in 1799 the first dinosaurs were discovered in 1824. George Washington never knew dinosaurs existed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkzify/george_washington_died_in_1799_the_first/ (DeadMemer420412)
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All the hipster “speakeasy” bars are closed. You had one damned job.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkzibe/all_the_hipster_speakeasy_bars_are_closed_you_had/ (zer0sumgames)
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Getting salt into the eyes burns but tears don't

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkzeq9/getting_salt_into_the_eyes_burns_but_tears_dont/ (CopyCat_rl)
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People download dating apps to delete them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkzdgg/people_download_dating_apps_to_delete_them/ (PokeNad14)
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Camelbacks essentially function as a titty on a rope

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkzcmj/camelbacks_essentially_function_as_a_titty_on_a/ (pm_me_banana_bread)
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At least CO2 emissions will be incredibly low in times like these

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkzc3b/at_least_co2_emissions_will_be_incredibly_low_in/ (ARETESEAL)
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You always want to label your thermometers properly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkzbdi/you_always_want_to_label_your_thermometers/ (Seedpound)
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Since wine is 85% water, turning wine into water would only be 15% of a miracle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkzbdc/since_wine_is_85_water_turning_wine_into_water/ (IndianPhoneScammer69)
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Ironically the people who are normally in the streets that tell us the world is ending, are all stuck indoors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkzaw3/ironically_the_people_who_are_normally_in_the/ (minustheberry)
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Walmart is a less happy place without the sweet, older men and women who greet you on your way in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkz9s5/walmart_is_a_less_happy_place_without_the_sweet/ (zedexx14)
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If fortune tellers were to do vibe checks, maybe more young people would visit them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkz909/if_fortune_tellers_were_to_do_vibe_checks_maybe/ (genuinlyinterested)
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The "fun size" candy bars are actually the least fun size

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkz8rh/the_fun_size_candy_bars_are_actually_the_least/ (Allien1006)
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The turtle carrying the earth must have taken some weird drugs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkz84i/the_turtle_carrying_the_earth_must_have_taken/ (memekingboudine)
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People wont text and drive if cars started making the gas/break controlled by hand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkz7xr/people_wont_text_and_drive_if_cars_started_making/ (TheBrotherhoods)
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Suddenly all coughs are remarkably more noticeable without being louder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkz4wj/suddenly_all_coughs_are_remarkably_more/ (MajorAladdin)
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When a recipe in a cookbook becomes popular, they’ve essentially franchised that taste in all kitchens.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkz2qt/when_a_recipe_in_a_cookbook_becomes_popular/ (orangek1tty)
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Fame comes with better health care nowadays. Tests are not for the commoners.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkz23m/fame_comes_with_better_health_care_nowadays_tests/ (soliperic)
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People who fail stunts in a wheelchair will end up in a wheelchair.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkyz5s/people_who_fail_stunts_in_a_wheelchair_will_end/ (N_Paganini_1782)
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If reincarnation is real, You could be possibly learning about yourself in history class without knowing its you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkyycg/if_reincarnation_is_real_you_could_be_possibly/ ([deleted])
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A person screaming is actually scarier than what caused the person to scream in the first place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkyy1b/a_person_screaming_is_actually_scarier_than_what/ (blue_krapfen)
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Clean smells like chemicals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkyxwr/clean_smells_like_chemicals/ (Easywind42)
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The Notre Dame fire doesn’t seem quite as devastating anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkywek/the_notre_dame_fire_doesnt_seem_quite_as/ (IHaveFoodOnMyChin)
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People are probably doing twice as many dishes, but half as much laundry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkyw8q/people_are_probably_doing_twice_as_many_dishes/ (ghost86578657)
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2016 finally got a worthy opponent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkyuhs/2016_finally_got_a_worthy_opponent/ (Nuahxos_1)
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We could all be wiped out and phones would still be eerily ringing all day due to robocalls

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkyszk/we_could_all_be_wiped_out_and_phones_would_still/ (AWildMonsterAppears)
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The new relaxation trend is Anti-meditation: try to ignore your breathing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkyssx/the_new_relaxation_trend_is_antimeditation_try_to/ (fitfulobservant)
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If our dogs realize how much we love them, they would get an attitude and start to feel suffocated in the relationship.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkysod/if_our_dogs_realize_how_much_we_love_them_they/ (MoeYousif)
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If you laugh at articles about ‘frenemies’ but do better solo than you do in squads, maybe give that concept a second look.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkys2j/if_you_laugh_at_articles_about_frenemies_but_do/ (MisterTyzer)
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With everything drive-thru it's the end of free re-fills.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkyrbr/with_everything_drivethru_its_the_end_of_free/ (lancea_longini)
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The TeamTrees project from last year is gonna be even more beneficial with all these factories shutting down for a month or so

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkymu3/the_teamtrees_project_from_last_year_is_gonna_be/ (KokohaisHere)
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The shitty food porn concept is about to get a huge influx of followers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkymj4/the_shitty_food_porn_concept_is_about_to_get_a/ (Mansierge)
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Yea stubbing your toe sucks, but nobody eber talks about how bad it is to stub your finger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkylvq/yea_stubbing_your_toe_sucks_but_nobody_eber_talks/ (TheDeadMemeGuy69)
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If you think about how you walk while you are walking, you start to feel like you are doing it wrong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkyliq/if_you_think_about_how_you_walk_while_you_are/ (Tom_Browning)
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Tip your food delivery person more.They're taking risks, so you don't have to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkyldh/tip_your_food_delivery_person_moretheyre_taking/ (Malcolm_X_Machina)
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Viral is getting it's definition back!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkyktd/viral_is_getting_its_definition_back/ (SuperDave81081)
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Hard times are ahead for mail and package thieves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkyjmu/hard_times_are_ahead_for_mail_and_package_thieves/ (futilepath)
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Every ejaculation is a mass-murder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkyhr2/every_ejaculation_is_a_massmurder/ (KetchupOnWaffles)
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Vets are people who love animals so much that they dedicate their lives to being hated by pets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkyfvy/vets_are_people_who_love_animals_so_much_that/ (iwishtoomuch2)
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Everyone's finally going to get around to the books they bought but never read.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkyf44/everyones_finally_going_to_get_around_to_the/ (pepperedmaplebacon)
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All across the world, people are becoming acutely aware of which neighbor let’s thier dog bark all day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkyer2/all_across_the_world_people_are_becoming_acutely/ (Much_Doge_Much_Wow)
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We gave the wrong entity the title "The Beast From the East"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkyei0/we_gave_the_wrong_entity_the_title_the_beast_from/ (cermonde)
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There are more fathers than there are dads

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkybzp/there_are_more_fathers_than_there_are_dads/ (cgell04)
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If you were invisible, you could beat up a mime and everyone would clap

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkybtu/if_you_were_invisible_you_could_beat_up_a_mime/ (AutisticTikoker)
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There have to be people out there who don't work, don't watch TV, and don't look at the news. They are probably going about their life without a care in the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fky94m/there_have_to_be_people_out_there_who_dont_work/ (DrWolves)
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There will never be better conditions for a world record Cannonball Run.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fky8dc/there_will_never_be_better_conditions_for_a_world/ (Dacino)
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In Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, Frodo screams “No!” after Gandalf let’s go of the ledge. In The Two Towers, Frodo screams “No!” right before Gandalf let’s go.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fky8cz/in_lord_of_the_rings_the_fellowship_of_the_ring/ (CodyHimself)
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"It's basically just water" can be said about most of the things we eat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fky8ce/its_basically_just_water_can_be_said_about_most/ (Bears85)
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The prostitution industry is suffering the most.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fky75s/the_prostitution_industry_is_suffering_the_most/ (Doehap)
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Conversation is a workout when you use sign language.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fky65z/conversation_is_a_workout_when_you_use_sign/ (Mansierge)
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Fellow compulsive skin pickers: If you constantly apply lotion to your skin, it becomes considerably more difficult to pick (plus the lotion helps the healing process).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fky53v/fellow_compulsive_skin_pickers_if_you_constantly/ (Christinedrink)
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No one has ever seen a conventional clock hit the 60 mark since it becomes 00 of the next minute/hour.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fky4il/no_one_has_ever_seen_a_conventional_clock_hit_the/ (RedXKid)
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With all the self-isolation, dogs/cats must be either super happy or gravely concerned seeing their human always home.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fky49k/with_all_the_selfisolation_dogscats_must_be/ (Msink)
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The internet was a place to escape from the conflict of reality, only to fall victim to it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fky3tp/the_internet_was_a_place_to_escape_from_the/ (apinchofpinches)
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Going 6,371km east is the exact same as going 6,371km west.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fky3m1/going_6371km_east_is_the_exact_same_as_going/ ([deleted])
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50% of your eyeball doesn’t do anything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fky2r3/50_of_your_eyeball_doesnt_do_anything/ ([deleted])
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A PC runs better than a console specifically made for running games.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fky2n9/a_pc_runs_better_than_a_console_specifically_made/ (dah1451)
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You're more likely to fool someone on April 2nd than on April Fool's Day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fky2it/youre_more_likely_to_fool_someone_on_april_2nd/ (Korzaz)
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The word "fuck" could be considered to be an emotion

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fky2ie/the_word_fuck_could_be_considered_to_be_an_emotion/ (NenMaster_Killua)
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A lot of people are about to have the opportunity to get caught up on laundry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fky2fs/a_lot_of_people_are_about_to_have_the_opportunity/ (ArmlessSloth)
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Polish history is the most eventful and interesting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fky1vj/polish_history_is_the_most_eventful_and/ (Mussolini_Adolf)
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Humans are string instruments.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fky0zs/humans_are_string_instruments/ (TheMazter13)
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Rain sounds kinda similar to something being fried.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fky0tk/rain_sounds_kinda_similar_to_something_being_fried/ (unanatkumot)
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Suddenly all of the usual disaster conspiracies have taken a backseat to a real disaster.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkxz1v/suddenly_all_of_the_usual_disaster_conspiracies/ (SkyDrifters)
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There is a precise moment when you are exactly halfway between your birth and death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkxyg0/there_is_a_precise_moment_when_you_are_exactly/ (jesseetinson)
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Turn any walk outside into a game +1 point for every person you stay 6 feet away from +1 point for everything you don't touch +1 point for every far away smile you can muster

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkxy5f/turn_any_walk_outside_into_a_game_1_point_for/ (PoppedPopcornCass)
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The homeless have been locked out when the homed were locked down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkxwea/the_homeless_have_been_locked_out_when_the_homed/ (smarterthanawaffle)
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There's a going to be a lot more showerthoughts posted despite people taking fewer showers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkxuap/theres_a_going_to_be_a_lot_more_showerthoughts/ (teaqualizer)
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Satan is an adult living in his father's basement.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkxtrk/satan_is_an_adult_living_in_his_fathers_basement/ (legitninja420)
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There is only one way to learn if you can gargle and it is the hard way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkxsos/there_is_only_one_way_to_learn_if_you_can_gargle/ (manjarofmydreams)
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We’re all scared of boss music but imagine what the boss thinks when it hears player music

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkxs9p/were_all_scared_of_boss_music_but_imagine_what/ (junothecat1)
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ice cream is a truly painful pleasure

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkxrzy/ice_cream_is_a_truly_painful_pleasure/ (d3dgirlwalking)
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Dorthy probably never found out if the munchkins actually placed her bust in the hall of fame

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkxrf2/dorthy_probably_never_found_out_if_the_munchkins/ (glt23)
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Every fart is technically are shart. The only question is how much

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkxrd6/every_fart_is_technically_are_shart_the_only/ (Aeon1508)
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A Fever is your body's way of overclocking to boost performance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkxqxq/a_fever_is_your_bodys_way_of_overclocking_to/ (Vaneus)
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We rarely change the way we dry ourselves off when we get out of the shower.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkxqpf/we_rarely_change_the_way_we_dry_ourselves_off/ (bluebeaster)
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With online school, classwork is also homework.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkxp71/with_online_school_classwork_is_also_homework/ (stefanoide03)
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A lot of people’s yards are going to start looking much better.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkxoqr/a_lot_of_peoples_yards_are_going_to_start_looking/ (birdsell)
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Literally nothing has changed for people under house arrest

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkxko9/literally_nothing_has_changed_for_people_under/ (MasterofCreamCheese)
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A lego man is living in a house made out of his own flesh

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkxkmm/a_lego_man_is_living_in_a_house_made_out_of_his/ (KingNugg3t)
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Everyone complaining the other party takes too long to hang up the phone,... think about that for a minute.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkxjv2/everyone_complaining_the_other_party_takes_too/ (Stranded_Psychonaut)
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We’re about to see a huge surge in beard popularity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkxjrf/were_about_to_see_a_huge_surge_in_beard_popularity/ (hoopsrule44)
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Maybe men like boobs so much because it reminds them of Runescape.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkxjr8/maybe_men_like_boobs_so_much_because_it_reminds/ (Mansierge)
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Every bee you have met is a female

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkxjpc/every_bee_you_have_met_is_a_female/ (PK_dream)
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An Australian vampire would sleep the right way up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkxjcs/an_australian_vampire_would_sleep_the_right_way_up/ (Hercules_ZH)
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If aging was ever cured and made widely available, life sentences would carry a heavier weight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkxixs/if_aging_was_ever_cured_and_made_widely_available/ ([deleted])
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You can staight up stand outside and see all the way to the actual surface of mars with the naked eye, and there's nothing blocking your sight in between.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkxiw7/you_can_staight_up_stand_outside_and_see_all_the/ (AxialGem)
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Shakespeare was just a goth in a different period of history

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkxidy/shakespeare_was_just_a_goth_in_a_different_period/ ([deleted])
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Some people just don't care unless it suddenly affects them personally.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkxg2k/some_people_just_dont_care_unless_it_suddenly/ (Blzoroi)
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Everyone’s autistic, we’re just on different parts of the spectrum.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkxcu8/everyones_autistic_were_just_on_different_parts/ (IJCR)
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March madness has taken on a whole new meaning...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkxcis/march_madness_has_taken_on_a_whole_new_meaning/ (lurchdogg)
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We come up with our own lyrics when we basically don’t need them, but when we need them, we can’t think almost any lyrics.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkxcia/we_come_up_with_our_own_lyrics_when_we_basically/ (datboi-kirb)
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The oldest you'll ever be is right before your death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkxc8e/the_oldest_youll_ever_be_is_right_before_your/ (KWAKUDATSU)
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You know you're getting older when your first credit card expires

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkxc1k/you_know_youre_getting_older_when_your_first/ (Chuwbot)
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Eye Floaters Are The In-Game Hud

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkxbsx/eye_floaters_are_the_ingame_hud/ (Macbook-Protist)
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The main idea of playing golf is to play the smallest amount of it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkxapd/the_main_idea_of_playing_golf_is_to_play_the/ (AwareSpring708)
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There is a re-created version of you in the mind of every person you have met in your life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkx9ct/there_is_a_recreated_version_of_you_in_the_mind/ (AwareSpring708)
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If you think you are awesome, it is not exactly true. Former you were awesome. There is a huge chance it didn’t change though

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkx6zv/if_you_think_you_are_awesome_it_is_not_exactly/ (vpetrychuk)
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2120 might be interesting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkx31l/2120_might_be_interesting/ (PAT_5251)
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If you went into a coma back when people didn’t know what it was, or how to check whether you’re alive, you could have been buried alive...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkx2fy/if_you_went_into_a_coma_back_when_people_didnt/ (Shal2005)
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I've probably gotten into a heated arguement with an 8 year old at some point on the net.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkx1z0/ive_probably_gotten_into_a_heated_arguement_with/ (tfiswrongwiththisni_)
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dinosaurs were pets of another civilized creature that left the planet and the dinosaurs couldn't live without them and there was no volcano or Metroid it was just the effect of the rocket

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkwzcm/dinosaurs_were_pets_of_another_civilized_creature/ (abooof_games)
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Test Ozzy Osborne for a cure, he has been eating bats longer than any of us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkwy44/test_ozzy_osborne_for_a_cure_he_has_been_eating/ (Dirtydab94)
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There is a good chance that our shits have met.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkwy22/there_is_a_good_chance_that_our_shits_have_met/ (aegontheyeeter)
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On the bright side, NSFW posts don’t really apply for awhile

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkwxao/on_the_bright_side_nsfw_posts_dont_really_apply/ (nuckingfuts73)
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Getting someone a balloon for their birthday is the same as filling a bag with your breath and giving it to them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkwwws/getting_someone_a_balloon_for_their_birthday_is/ (AwareSpring708)
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Has anyone checked on Nas to make sure he’s ok? He always claimed to be the illest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkwufc/has_anyone_checked_on_nas_to_make_sure_hes_ok_he/ (justjoshingiu)
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Tall people are expected to use their reach to help shorter people, but if a tall person were to ask a short person to hand them something they dropped on the floor it'd be insulting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkwqy6/tall_people_are_expected_to_use_their_reach_to/ ([deleted])
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Wall-e is a perfect sequel to Idiocracy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkwpnk/walle_is_a_perfect_sequel_to_idiocracy/ (French-dudev2)
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Theme parks can snap a crystal clear picture of you on a roller coaster at 70 mph, but bank cameras can't get a clear shot of a robber standing still.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkwpkk/theme_parks_can_snap_a_crystal_clear_picture_of/ ([deleted])
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If you were a politician you couldn’t laugh at any dark humor jokes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkwnum/if_you_were_a_politician_you_couldnt_laugh_at_any/ (dogesupremicist)
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Everyone can rickroll their online class just by playing it in the middle of class

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkwn05/everyone_can_rickroll_their_online_class_just_by/ (sos977)
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It’s crazy how polite, understanding and generous large corporations seem to be when anything else would just look bad

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkwmqn/its_crazy_how_polite_understanding_and_generous/ (steweymyster)
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If you replace the W in Where, what, and when with a T, you end up answering the question

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkwmjd/if_you_replace_the_w_in_where_what_and_when_with/ (AwareSpring708)
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Talking about someone behind their back makes you more afraid of them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkwmis/talking_about_someone_behind_their_back_makes_you/ (_Legend_Has_It_)
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When VR eventually gets commercially available suits that allow for touch, horror games will reach a new level.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkwm1s/when_vr_eventually_gets_commercially_available/ (Mongrel-)
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There’s people who risk their lives just to steal paper from people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkwlzj/theres_people_who_risk_their_lives_just_to_steal/ (HeIlo_there_everyone)
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People have given Bill Gates awards for his AMA when he can afford to give awards for everyone in the comment section.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkwjz6/people_have_given_bill_gates_awards_for_his_ama/ (ledevilsadvocate666)
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The world record for oldest person alive gets broken every year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkwjmo/the_world_record_for_oldest_person_alive_gets/ (annefrankhuisje)
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YouTubers probably masturbate in their setups.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkwier/youtubers_probably_masturbate_in_their_setups/ (SentientToaster0808)
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You never see any fat or Asian zombies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkwhzn/you_never_see_any_fat_or_asian_zombies/ (tiskaylan2)
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There is nothing that if you, for example,eat or do to much of that won't kill you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkwg5m/there_is_nothing_that_if_you_for_exampleeat_or_do/ (Whydoilive69)
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We have seen it with our eyes, but most of us haven't said it outloud that the search icon in most social media apps is a magnifying glass.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkwg3u/we_have_seen_it_with_our_eyes_but_most_of_us/ (PH4nTo8)
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Everyone who swallows during oral is technically a cannibal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkwevi/everyone_who_swallows_during_oral_is_technically/ (p-l-a-t-e)
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Mantis shrimps have a better concept of “white” than we do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkwe79/mantis_shrimps_have_a_better_concept_of_white/ (IronTemplar26)
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Because alcohol-based hand sanitizers , at some point there will be a lot of ethanol gas on earth's atmosphere

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkwdn2/because_alcoholbased_hand_sanitizers_at_some/ (rush2017)
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If someone likes how the earth rotates, it can make their day figuratively and literally.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkwcqs/if_someone_likes_how_the_earth_rotates_it_can/ (Pilloweye)
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Literally no one online uses the word 'literally' correctly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkwbg8/literally_no_one_online_uses_the_word_literally/ (The_Last_Boy_Scout)
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A phone in jail is truly a cell phone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkwahk/a_phone_in_jail_is_truly_a_cell_phone/ (fractionalhelium)
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That pangolin dinner is the most expensive meal of all times.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkw9c2/that_pangolin_dinner_is_the_most_expensive_meal/ (shannister)
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Hey, US, your capitalism is showing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkw7p2/hey_us_your_capitalism_is_showing/ (Heyhowsitgoinman)
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A fun way to conceptualize infinity is mapping a sphere to a cube; the top and bottom surfaces are a stretched zero point pole

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkw6xb/a_fun_way_to_conceptualize_infinity_is_mapping_a/ (ValidatingUsername)
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There's a chance Kirk may outlive Picard in real life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkw4v0/theres_a_chance_kirk_may_outlive_picard_in_real/ (slowlycatchiemonkey)
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Eating blush makeup would actually be quite effective if you got caught in the act.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkw4sj/eating_blush_makeup_would_actually_be_quite/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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There is an A button, B button, and a D pad, but rarely is there ever a button for C.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkw1mb/there_is_an_a_button_b_button_and_a_d_pad_but/ (ZachyBe)
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Being able to do well in high school without having to put in much effort is actually a big disadvantage later in life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkw0x1/being_able_to_do_well_in_high_school_without/ (NotNiceBryce)
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WW2 is the worse sequel that no one really asked for.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkw0vg/ww2_is_the_worse_sequel_that_no_one_really_asked/ (MutatedAlgorithm)
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Your brain automatically translates wtf but not lol

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkw0ix/your_brain_automatically_translates_wtf_but_not/ (CallMeNurseMaybe)
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Climbing up walls like Spiderman is probably as hard as indoor rock climbing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkw04m/climbing_up_walls_like_spiderman_is_probably_as/ (Major_1306)
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You can always fit yourself into bigger shoes, but you can only really go down one size.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkvxa5/you_can_always_fit_yourself_into_bigger_shoes_but/ (redditlurkin69)
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The astronauts in space are probably relieved they're up there and not down here

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkvx72/the_astronauts_in_space_are_probably_relieved/ (harrybaggins95)
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If someone is bilingual, what language do they think in

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkvuk9/if_someone_is_bilingual_what_language_do_they/ (stomydoge7)
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At least, CO2 emissions are going to plummet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkvu19/at_least_co2_emissions_are_going_to_plummet/ (DjordjeRd)
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At least we won't have to worry about school shootings for a while.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkvtwh/at_least_we_wont_have_to_worry_about_school/ (Tiberius_Maximus)
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We’re all just a few conversations away from being on the same page.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkvt04/were_all_just_a_few_conversations_away_from_being/ (Harry_Skran)
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You can be a Veteran or a Veterinarian and be respected by most people. But not if you're a Veteran Aryan.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkvsub/you_can_be_a_veteran_or_a_veterinarian_and_be/ (Dash_Underscore)
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Garage doors can either weigh down a house or help it stand up—depending on whether they’re opened or closed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkvrzb/garage_doors_can_either_weigh_down_a_house_or/ (LEM_N_EMS)
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People don't like to be pitied. Where sympathy is alongside you, pity stands above and looks down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkvrma/people_dont_like_to_be_pitied_where_sympathy_is/ (Tubu_)
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Our eyes are untrained flytraps.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkvqk5/our_eyes_are_untrained_flytraps/ (Alexisidk_)
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Old people probably see TikTokers and think that they are doing the new “duck face challenge.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkvqgu/old_people_probably_see_tiktokers_and_think_that/ ([deleted])
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Coffins become maracca's during earthquakes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkvpba/coffins_become_maraccas_during_earthquakes/ (StormStudio)
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People try to teach their kids to be nice and kind, but as long as they themselves trash talk their co-workers, mock other adults etc. it will never succeed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkvpb3/people_try_to_teach_their_kids_to_be_nice_and/ (Lum1nar)
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Loads of new stuff to see here every hour

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkvp7s/loads_of_new_stuff_to_see_here_every_hour/ (coffeeman20181234)
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Before the first dinosaur fossil was found, nobody knew dinosaurs existed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkvntq/before_the_first_dinosaur_fossil_was_found_nobody/ (FavoringDark)
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No matter how many times you reduce a number by 99%, it will never reach zero.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkvn8r/no_matter_how_many_times_you_reduce_a_number_by/ (proximodorkus)
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If there is an afterlife and our ancestors actually watch over us they've been watching us masturbate for the moment it all started.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkvn0h/if_there_is_an_afterlife_and_our_ancestors/ (planetcaravan2591)
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The Mile High Club must really be seeing a decline in new members

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkvmqo/the_mile_high_club_must_really_be_seeing_a/ (moneybot13)
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You don't notice how uncomfortable things are in your pockets until you take them out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkvmhr/you_dont_notice_how_uncomfortable_things_are_in/ (stavby)
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For once the crazy guy saying it’s the end of the world might have actually been correct

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkvmaf/for_once_the_crazy_guy_saying_its_the_end_of_the/ (PrimNathanIOW)
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There is someone that never lost a game of rock paper scissors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkvlvd/there_is_someone_that_never_lost_a_game_of_rock/ (lusbx99)
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LA Lakers and LA Vikings aren’t vikings nor near a lake

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkvlus/la_lakers_and_la_vikings_arent_vikings_nor_near_a/ (BlueEyedBoggleFish)
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(nsfw) Gru could give Lucy an oral job and the anal of her lifetime because of his nose.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkvla2/nsfw_gru_could_give_lucy_an_oral_job_and_the_anal/ (ThinThrasher21)
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We can be thankful that pets aren't affected by the current situation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkvkwg/we_can_be_thankful_that_pets_arent_affected_by/ (JonVoightKampff)
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There are no national flags with the color purple.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkvk69/there_are_no_national_flags_with_the_color_purple/ (Jett728)
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College professors aren’t fooled by your made up reasons for an extension, they just remember college too and understand that sometimes procrastination wins and pretend to believe you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkvigf/college_professors_arent_fooled_by_your_made_up/ (SongsOfLightAndDark)
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Crazy coupon people with stockpiles of food don’t seem so crazy anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkvhu2/crazy_coupon_people_with_stockpiles_of_food_dont/ (PrimNathanIOW)
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Speeding tickets and DUI's are probably at a historical low.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkvgr4/speeding_tickets_and_duis_are_probably_at_a/ (DrPsyc)
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The great depression was just the big big sad

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkvfr6/the_great_depression_was_just_the_big_big_sad/ (T-n-t-lucario)
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The world would be really different right now if Facebook cost money to download

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkvepy/the_world_would_be_really_different_right_now_if/ (TAM-username-taken)
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We don't know how the Internet is made we just use it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkve45/we_dont_know_how_the_internet_is_made_we_just_use/ (smoothpad)
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In a way, March Madness still happened.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkvdn3/in_a_way_march_madness_still_happened/ (gaudiocomplex)
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The Human's survival instinct keeps them from going out into the wild to use their more primitive survival instincts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkvd9g/the_humans_survival_instinct_keeps_them_from/ (darkjanggo)
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If there's a small bright side to the lock down, it's that we'll soon get to see what the normally clean-cut folks look like with shaggy hair.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkvcl0/if_theres_a_small_bright_side_to_the_lock_down/ (UnforcedErrer)
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At some point I’m going to have to put on real pants and face the outside world again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkv9m8/at_some_point_im_going_to_have_to_put_on_real/ (xxNotTheRealMe)
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Most girls are pretty boring

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkv9li/most_girls_are_pretty_boring/ (jomtienislife)
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Supermarkets benefit not only from the mass sale of their products, but that customers are clearing their shelves and allowing them space to neatly restock everything! #OCDvirus

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkv7zx/supermarkets_benefit_not_only_from_the_mass_sale/ (Beallend)
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Car dealerships have the only full parking lots.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkv7hb/car_dealerships_have_the_only_full_parking_lots/ (numismatic_fanatic)
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That whole, people are 1 or 2 pay checks away from bankruptcy thing is about to be put to the test.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkv4lb/that_whole_people_are_1_or_2_pay_checks_away_from/ (XenoDrake)
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You can't be an assassin without doing a sin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkv1cu/you_cant_be_an_assassin_without_doing_a_sin/ (256Moin256)
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There has probably been a award that looks exactly like the "hero of the Soviet Union" award

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkuyzh/there_has_probably_been_a_award_that_looks/ (BloxPizza)
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You can apply the idea of flattening the curve to excising portions of the public kind of like the purge

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkuyyl/you_can_apply_the_idea_of_flattening_the_curve_to/ (ValidatingUsername)
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The ongoing pandemic was secretly started by dogs to keep their owners at home and there is no way to prove it wrong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkuxra/the_ongoing_pandemic_was_secretly_started_by_dogs/ (MisterBigweld)
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You have shit stains inside of you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkuwja/you_have_shit_stains_inside_of_you/ (TheSeventhRome)
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Pyramid schemes are (platonic) solid business opportunities.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkuvu0/pyramid_schemes_are_platonic_solid_business/ (jaymdee)
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If a bird eats another bird it’s considered cannibalism but if a mammal eats another mammal it’s just normal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkuveb/if_a_bird_eats_another_bird_its_considered/ (chixen)
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In most detectives, the most suspicious person is innocent, and the killer is person who discovered the body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkuvcg/in_most_detectives_the_most_suspicious_person_is/ (sans_the_comicc)
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People chewing gum with open mouths are really testing fate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkuu1o/people_chewing_gum_with_open_mouths_are_really/ (snoopythefuqdog)
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It's ironic that a robot is telling humans that they are wrong when we enter a captcha.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkutkv/its_ironic_that_a_robot_is_telling_humans_that/ (MaldingMadman)
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City pigeons might be confused why nobody is feeding them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkut7r/city_pigeons_might_be_confused_why_nobody_is/ (Retrograde-Planet)
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It's funny how every country has loads of dialects, but as soon as the people from that country try to speak a foreign language they all sound the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkurbe/its_funny_how_every_country_has_loads_of_dialects/ (The_Funkefizer)
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Most people don’t have their own face in their profile picture

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkuq78/most_people_dont_have_their_own_face_in_their/ (Angisgay)
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Instead of Gandalf the White he could've been Gandalf the Pumpkin Spice Latte

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkuq3q/instead_of_gandalf_the_white_he_couldve_been/ (Ljtrickster)
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A small business is a slowly sinking ship, and the costumers are the ones bucking the water out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkuq2k/a_small_business_is_a_slowly_sinking_ship_and_the/ (Silent-Smile)
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Retail workers are going to work when going shopping

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkuq0o/retail_workers_are_going_to_work_when_going/ (get_noob)
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We have "Afternoon" for after 12PM, but we don't use "Aftermidnight" or "Afternight" for after 12AM, people just use "Morning"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkuplr/we_have_afternoon_for_after_12pm_but_we_dont_use/ (AlexJonesInDisguise)
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There maybe slot of new amateur porn created due to the quarentine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkupkc/there_maybe_slot_of_new_amateur_porn_created_due/ (been_a_long_time)
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When the casinos in Las Vegas reopen they will be the cleanest they have ever been since originally opening.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkuosy/when_the_casinos_in_las_vegas_reopen_they_will_be/ (MagicSilver)
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Tom Brady purposefully waited until people couldn't party or riot before retiring. He's robbed us all again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkungy/tom_brady_purposefully_waited_until_people/ (soft_bespoken)
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Rattlesnakes are not foot fetishists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkukzp/rattlesnakes_are_not_foot_fetishists/ (zT1TzbaT)
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Gluten can be a pain in the ass, literally and figuratively

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkukpd/gluten_can_be_a_pain_in_the_ass_literally_and/ (kalifornianornia99)
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Alice Cooper was right, schools out forever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkuk9x/alice_cooper_was_right_schools_out_forever/ (iamhappymostly)
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Maybe we’ll have an ability to dream together with other people next years. Like a multiplayer game..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkujpc/maybe_well_have_an_ability_to_dream_together_with/ (sheakspeares)
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People evolve through collaboration, not competition.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkuivp/people_evolve_through_collaboration_not/ (onlypingal)
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Nothing is quite as infuriating as getting charged a $6 delivery fee and then also expecting to tip the driver on top of that.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkui1x/nothing_is_quite_as_infuriating_as_getting/ (Smuck_My_Duck)
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If people can’t go to work because it’s not safe, then going to work is nsfw and therefore inappropriate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkuh5g/if_people_cant_go_to_work_because_its_not_safe/ (lowfps10)
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It's ironic how English is the closest we've come to a Lingua *Franca*.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkuggi/its_ironic_how_english_is_the_closest_weve_come/ (rdococ)
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The Dandy Warhols must have the hardest job in history having to follow on from Bohemian like you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkufy8/the_dandy_warhols_must_have_the_hardest_job_in/ (BiZarrOisGreat)
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All it takes to go from good parent to bad parent is a roof on the crib

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkuf8t/all_it_takes_to_go_from_good_parent_to_bad_parent/ (Taumo)
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Divorce rates will probably increase as more people wfh

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkueh4/divorce_rates_will_probably_increase_as_more/ (mfairview)
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The thing that ceilling fans hang the most is a human body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkueeu/the_thing_that_ceilling_fans_hang_the_most_is_a/ (LimCW1223)
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All of the human race's struggles, triumphs, failures and successes...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkudqj/all_of_the_human_races_struggles_triumphs/ (Pansexual_Lesbian)
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Dating just got exponentially harder with all the business closures.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkubni/dating_just_got_exponentially_harder_with_all_the/ (samweizen)
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One day AI will show us human history exactly how it happened.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkubkq/one_day_ai_will_show_us_human_history_exactly_how/ (Bears85)
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Supermarket employees working overtime aren’t recognized as hero’s, but all medical professionals are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fku88m/supermarket_employees_working_overtime_arent/ (ssli78)
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Fish can be big, but they can also be pretty small. Crazy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fku5gk/fish_can_be_big_but_they_can_also_be_pretty_small/ (Ninjasexband)
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Earth is the boss battle of humanity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fku4tm/earth_is_the_boss_battle_of_humanity/ (aaccoottuu)
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Local events like earthquakes make people realize how many people on here live close by.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fku3t1/local_events_like_earthquakes_make_people_realize/ (flimzylinz)
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Everything tastes better served on a wood plank

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fku3mx/everything_tastes_better_served_on_a_wood_plank/ (rnielsen776)
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Single like a Pringle doesn't make sense since a Pringle has around a 100 chipfriends in a can.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fku2zj/single_like_a_pringle_doesnt_make_sense_since_a/ (MrMcQwerty)
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If the episode of The Simpsons is square you know it's gonna be good

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fku0zq/if_the_episode_of_the_simpsons_is_square_you_know/ (WoodBender)
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We're all totally ok with sitting less than a foot away from a pile of feces for longer than we need to as long as we have our phones to look at.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fku0wl/were_all_totally_ok_with_sitting_less_than_a_foot/ (edgememeston)
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Thoughts encouraging users to stop using NSFW tags are revealing how much porn is uploaded daily.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fktyk8/thoughts_encouraging_users_to_stop_using_nsfw/ (MoonCato)
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Sweet & sour sauce is Yin & Yang in a bottle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fktwl2/sweet_sour_sauce_is_yin_yang_in_a_bottle/ (rnielsen776)
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These are worrying times to be kitchen roll..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fktukd/these_are_worrying_times_to_be_kitchen_roll/ (wils_152)
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Humans are so smart, innovative, imaginative, funny, loving, and overall amazing, that anything we do is, paradoxically, quite unsurprising.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fktsus/humans_are_so_smart_innovative_imaginative_funny/ (hotbrotato42)
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Being smart isn’t so much being born lucky as it is being confident in your intelligence and ability to understand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fktsky/being_smart_isnt_so_much_being_born_lucky_as_it/ (Not-Alpharious)
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Wondering how many people noticed they haven't seen a pregnant east asian woman in their entire life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fktsfl/wondering_how_many_people_noticed_they_havent/ (vpetrychuk)
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The only people defending Astrology as something that's "just for fun even if you don't believe it" are those who believe it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fktqwv/the_only_people_defending_astrology_as_something/ (GauPanda)
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The thing about insurance is that it is more affordable for those least likely to need it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fktqcp/the_thing_about_insurance_is_that_it_is_more/ (ghared-ishaqa)
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You don't see a lot of conventionally attractive people at a bus stop.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fktniq/you_dont_see_a_lot_of_conventionally_attractive/ (grynde7)
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Just in case you aren't worried enough, there is a supervolcano underneath Yellowstone National Park that can erupt at any minute and cover 80% of the world in ash.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fktm4h/just_in_case_you_arent_worried_enough_there_is_a/ (lnclincoln)
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Apart from you only spiders may know how often you masturbate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fktkwv/apart_from_you_only_spiders_may_know_how_often/ (butwhy102)
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Elbow-eye coordination is the new hand-eye coordination

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fktk8e/elboweye_coordination_is_the_new_handeye/ (Eggsecutie)
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We are going to have another baby boom late December/ early January.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fktfy2/we_are_going_to_have_another_baby_boom_late/ (Anthonybrose)
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George Washington died in 1799, the first Dinosaur fossil was discovered in 1824. George Washington never knew Dinosaurs existed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fktfiv/george_washington_died_in_1799_the_first_dinosaur/ (Mr_DeLonge2004)
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Bananas are berries, but strawberries are not

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fktfdf/bananas_are_berries_but_strawberries_are_not/ (bloodhound3456)
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An evil laugh is only a few pitches away from becoming monkey noises.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fktd98/an_evil_laugh_is_only_a_few_pitches_away_from/ (B3ATSCRATCHER)
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Well, at least the mass shootings have stopped.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fktd2a/well_at_least_the_mass_shootings_have_stopped/ (MrRugen)
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You can't bite your own teeth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkt9t9/you_cant_bite_your_own_teeth/ (Mr_Suzan)
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Brand clothing is actually merchandise

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkt9o8/brand_clothing_is_actually_merchandise/ (dingdongcyka)
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The statement “Only a Sith deals in absolutes” is an absolute in it of itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkt98a/the_statement_only_a_sith_deals_in_absolutes_is/ (YaBoiSlimThicc)
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We have cumulatively decided to neglect the presence of the word 'people' and replaced it with persons

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkt8pc/we_have_cumulatively_decided_to_neglect_the/ (Arceus1123)
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With everything postponed, it's shaping up to be a very busy September

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkt8dp/with_everything_postponed_its_shaping_up_to_be_a/ (sawer707)
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You are never truly relaxed until you die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkt7xx/you_are_never_truly_relaxed_until_you_die/ (MR-P0TAT0)
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Older photos of yourself are also younger photos of yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkt63d/older_photos_of_yourself_are_also_younger_photos/ (xXTheSheroXx)
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Bowing is a form of respect because you make yourself vulnerable to attack

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkt51f/bowing_is_a_form_of_respect_because_you_make/ (real_crazykayzee)
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All of a sudden, wishing someone “Gesundheit” after one sneezes might no longer only be a thing of good manners with its meaning being something from the past, but become relevant again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkt2dq/all_of_a_sudden_wishing_someone_gesundheit_after/ (nvrrddt)
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Think of all the poor instagrammers who can no longer post glamour shots /s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkt1cy/think_of_all_the_poor_instagrammers_who_can_no/ (rehgraf)
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We are living in a year which the future generations would read about in their history books.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fksz7i/we_are_living_in_a_year_which_the_future/ (thelazyguy001)
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Tom Hanks, star of Castaway, married a Wilson

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fksyx5/tom_hanks_star_of_castaway_married_a_wilson/ (ericlikessharks)
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We are either doing good, or are doomed...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fksy20/we_are_either_doing_good_or_are_doomed/ (nul_mr)
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It's probably just a matter of time before we see billboards that say "Stop eating your boogers"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fksuoq/its_probably_just_a_matter_of_time_before_we_see/ (tellbutnotshow)
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Basically, all of what you are doing in your online class are homework.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fksr52/basically_all_of_what_you_are_doing_in_your/ (iamnotkryp9)
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Let's all agree the entire financial system is made up. A year after massive tax cuts we have enough money to inject trillions into the economy. It's all just numbers in computer screens.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkso96/lets_all_agree_the_entire_financial_system_is/ (alltime_pf_guru)
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Toil‌‌et se‌‌ats in publ‌‌ic p‌‌‌‌l‌‌a‌‌c‌‌‌‌e‌‌‌‌s shoul‌‌d be openi‌‌ng without any contact

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fksn2j/toilet_seats_in_public_places_should_be_opening/ (vpetrychuk)
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Dying of old age is dying because of not dying

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fksm0m/dying_of_old_age_is_dying_because_of_not_dying/ ([deleted])
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Schools would save thousands of hours if sheets that pupils had to stick in were slightly smaller than A4 so they didn’t have to fold or trim them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fksjwa/schools_would_save_thousands_of_hours_if_sheets/ (pvz-lover)
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There were probably millions of siblings of your ancestors died in virginity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fksiq7/there_were_probably_millions_of_siblings_of_your/ (256Moin256)
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Most plants can’t be grown in the cold however we store them in cold environments

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fksfmd/most_plants_cant_be_grown_in_the_cold_however_we/ (Yellow_Gopher)
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Crap production depends on crop production

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fksemc/crap_production_depends_on_crop_production/ (profkm7)
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You could go your whole life without knowing that you have a mole or freckle on the back of your neck/head.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkse12/you_could_go_your_whole_life_without_knowing_that/ (RrxGamer9000)
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When eating a mushroom in Mario you technically do get high.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkscuh/when_eating_a_mushroom_in_mario_you_technically/ (Pingo_11)
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The reason scary amateurs videos are so blurry is because people stay away and are probably using the zoom lense

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fksabz/the_reason_scary_amateurs_videos_are_so_blurry_is/ (ArcticTechnician)
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Most TV shows set in the present day are beginning to look like science fiction

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fks6yf/most_tv_shows_set_in_the_present_day_are/ (lemonvolcano)
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Rule of the morning: If you can't find your socks right away. Its usually easier to get a new pair.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fks5m9/rule_of_the_morning_if_you_cant_find_your_socks/ (Bombarder1234)
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In the future, much more children will never beat their parents at video games

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fks4cm/in_the_future_much_more_children_will_never_beat/ (ReverseCaterpillar)
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Ranger Smith is an Absolute Unit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fks48s/ranger_smith_is_an_absolute_unit/ (VividPossession)
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You know you're getting old when the BOGO deals on otc pain med's start making financial sense.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fks1d0/you_know_youre_getting_old_when_the_bogo_deals_on/ (focjullenaaiers)
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The word “assassin”s syllables are split “as-sas-sin” but everybody just sees it as “ass ass in”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkrynd/the_word_assassins_syllables_are_split_assassin/ (DonutIceMan)
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With many schools switching to online classes, the amount of masturbation during class has probably dramatically increased.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkrylj/with_many_schools_switching_to_online_classes_the/ (GreyBerries)
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A belt is one of the most feared and yet most useful tools to use.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkribm/a_belt_is_one_of_the_most_feared_and_yet_most/ (BladeDash101)
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NSFW tags are gonna be pointless soon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkre7n/nsfw_tags_are_gonna_be_pointless_soon/ (coffeefuckyeah)
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There was a run on lotion at the supermarket...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkgpa4/there_was_a_run_on_lotion_at_the_supermarket/ (LPT_Ninja)
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Because all of the food is flying off the grocery shelves we are putting ourselves at extra risk because we have to keep going back.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkgp2r/because_all_of_the_food_is_flying_off_the_grocery/ (AnimalChin-)
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That feeling of not knowing what’s going to happen next is not a new feeling for a large population around the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkgon9/that_feeling_of_not_knowing_whats_going_to_happen/ (averagewokehuman)
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To wildlife, cars are vegan

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkgojd/to_wildlife_cars_are_vegan/ (smplmn92)
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Macaroni and cheese is a soup if you add enough milk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkgntn/macaroni_and_cheese_is_a_soup_if_you_add_enough/ (Dr_Iplier)
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It's kind of hard to picture a bird as a reptile.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkglvo/its_kind_of_hard_to_picture_a_bird_as_a_reptile/ (IApparentlyExist)
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Hermits, hoarders, and germaphobes are the new influencers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkglu9/hermits_hoarders_and_germaphobes_are_the_new/ (DrAwkward404)
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One day, the last history book will be printed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkglhc/one_day_the_last_history_book_will_be_printed/ (VagariTurtle)
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The people in the Walking Dead are scarier than the Zombies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkgl3b/the_people_in_the_walking_dead_are_scarier_than/ (ThatOneTrollFri3nd)
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We are about to learn which mega-corporations live "paycheck to paycheck"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkgkot/we_are_about_to_learn_which_megacorporations_live/ (jacklychi)
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If reincarnation is a thing then you could be learning about your past self in history class and not know it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkgkkt/if_reincarnation_is_a_thing_then_you_could_be/ (That_Guy2847)
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If someone was burning alive, it would probably smell like being at a BBQ restaurant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkgju1/if_someone_was_burning_alive_it_would_probably/ ([deleted])
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Just think if 50 cent cloned himself, he would become One Dollar.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkgiug/just_think_if_50_cent_cloned_himself_he_would/ (oven-toasted-owl)
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One day soon celebrities will just sell their likeness for full cgi films with no more live acting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkgisr/one_day_soon_celebrities_will_just_sell_their/ (BattleDickDave)
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The universe will always stay the same weight, basically.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkggmp/the_universe_will_always_stay_the_same_weight/ (el-Liberador)
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You know you’ve grown up when you get excited over using a new sponge for the dishes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkgcve/you_know_youve_grown_up_when_you_get_excited_over/ (denzelfroffington)
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Life is a game which autosaves constantly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkgc0d/life_is_a_game_which_autosaves_constantly/ (burekusvemiru)
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shootings have probably dropped historically low during the times of epidemics

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkgbtd/shootings_have_probably_dropped_historically_low/ (SimpleDeviant)
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We’re going to see some really good zombie and dystopian movies in the next couple of years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkga68/were_going_to_see_some_really_good_zombie_and/ (StupidPockets)
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Spiders sit their entire life in the corner of your house thinking they can catch prey, which they really can't and makes them starve as a result.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkga5r/spiders_sit_their_entire_life_in_the_corner_of/ (neidhardterik)
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People always thought online schooling is a luxury of the future, but our current situation reveals schools were able to do it all along.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkg8l2/people_always_thought_online_schooling_is_a/ (WoodenPiano)
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Science will save us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkg6ro/science_will_save_us/ (feathered-lizard)
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Mike Judge is the modern prophet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkg6qs/mike_judge_is_the_modern_prophet/ (adamtjames)
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Any table is a ping pong table if you vibe hard enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkg6b0/any_table_is_a_ping_pong_table_if_you_vibe_hard/ (Maroonghost)
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Lil Wayne’s grandmother knew how the world was going to end.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkg5h6/lil_waynes_grandmother_knew_how_the_world_was/ (nekuyrohs)
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Mother nature is turning humans off for 30 seconds to see if it fixes some of the bugs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkg52j/mother_nature_is_turning_humans_off_for_30/ (Dixred)
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Joe Biden has suffered a lot in his life, with the death of 2 children and his first wife.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkg4uy/joe_biden_has_suffered_a_lot_in_his_life_with_the/ (yeezus___christ)
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Whenever someone writes a song, they make it slightly harder for the next person to come up with a new song

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkg3h3/whenever_someone_writes_a_song_they_make_it/ (Sesilwe)
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There will be a lot of new albums coming out in a month or 2

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkg3am/there_will_be_a_lot_of_new_albums_coming_out_in_a/ (nightnimbus)
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The Big Bang is a misnomer as there was no medium to carry sound.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkg2lk/the_big_bang_is_a_misnomer_as_there_was_no_medium/ (blove1150r)
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There is no need to worry about school zone speed limits for the near future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkg2j8/there_is_no_need_to_worry_about_school_zone_speed/ (sanitation123)
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Things just feel different after 2011-2012

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkg1bp/things_just_feel_different_after_20112012/ (Apple-Jxice)
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We haven’t been visited by someone from the future either because it’s impossible or because we have no future to look forward to

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkg13w/we_havent_been_visited_by_someone_from_the_future/ (CynDerNatsu)
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we drink the same sippy cup of milk from kindergarten to 12th grade and then take out 5 figure loans for school

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkfzet/we_drink_the_same_sippy_cup_of_milk_from/ (kskelts)
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Theoretically, one cannot do nothing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkfw79/theoretically_one_cannot_do_nothing/ (TheRockWarlock)
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We are currently living in a future unit of history class

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkfvtx/we_are_currently_living_in_a_future_unit_of/ (crazedmemes101)
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We can’t insult trolls by saying they have no life anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkfuhs/we_cant_insult_trolls_by_saying_they_have_no_life/ (AbsolutelyNotASpider)
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The Earth is kinda playing a .io game against us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkfugy/the_earth_is_kinda_playing_a_io_game_against_us/ (Volcanicaccident)
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Never has a Tuesday needed to be a Friday so badly...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkftmb/never_has_a_tuesday_needed_to_be_a_friday_so_badly/ (St_Jimmy_182)
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The word for a female dog is used as an insult in almost every language.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkfq7m/the_word_for_a_female_dog_is_used_as_an_insult_in/ (honzaik)
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Nofap is at nightmare difficulty at the moment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkfojb/nofap_is_at_nightmare_difficulty_at_the_moment/ (raylolSW)
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Maintenance workers are the backbone of society.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkfnw5/maintenance_workers_are_the_backbone_of_society/ (funky555)
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Maybe the birds that shit on you do so because they’re afraid of heights

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkfmsl/maybe_the_birds_that_shit_on_you_do_so_because/ (Retrograde-Planet)
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We’re always despised for procrastination by our system. Yet our system procrastinated with any preparation until the last moment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkfkke/were_always_despised_for_procrastination_by_our/ (ModernCoder)
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Last year was better

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkfk0d/last_year_was_better/ (Wtfismylife2019)
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George Washington was the original dollar general.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkfjpz/george_washington_was_the_original_dollar_general/ (bannedinwv)
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We never think of Neanderthals as cuddlers but they probably cuddled together a lot to stay warm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkfirf/we_never_think_of_neanderthals_as_cuddlers_but/ (jfi224)
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The current rush on acquiring supplies shows how many people procrastinate about doing regular shopping

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkfiky/the_current_rush_on_acquiring_supplies_shows_how/ (cvr24)
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Pizza comes in a square box containing a circular pizza which the individual then cuts into triangles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkfieu/pizza_comes_in_a_square_box_containing_a_circular/ (JuiceBoxSucker)
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And no ones house was ever t'pd again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkfgjq/and_no_ones_house_was_ever_tpd_again/ (Tonyag1085)
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The money you own isn’t actually yours. It just your turn to spend it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkfejf/the_money_you_own_isnt_actually_yours_it_just/ ([deleted])
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We've never seen Kenny Beats without a hat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkfebq/weve_never_seen_kenny_beats_without_a_hat/ (GalacticGaming9)
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There are fps in life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkfe6h/there_are_fps_in_life/ (JustARandomShark)
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"Fuck the police" might have been a way to spread love and sexual intercourse with police officers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkfdzy/fuck_the_police_might_have_been_a_way_to_spread/ (OSmoseRUles)
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I’ve been living in the same house for 5 years, but still don’t know which way to pull the cord on the blinds to make them go down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkfdi4/ive_been_living_in_the_same_house_for_5_years_but/ (ZOMBIEISWEIRD)
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Aesthetically speaking, "C0R0NA" is a pretty word, in English anyway.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkfc7p/aesthetically_speaking_c0r0na_is_a_pretty_word_in/ (Arock999)
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Sheep are the most counted animal in the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkfc7d/sheep_are_the_most_counted_animal_in_the_world/ (Ak171)
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Hoping April will stay as a boring rainy month.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkfc6h/hoping_april_will_stay_as_a_boring_rainy_month/ (ReineDeTaBite)
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Brain freeze is getting buzzed from a slushy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkfc43/brain_freeze_is_getting_buzzed_from_a_slushy/ (PackRat515)
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The letter “X” has become a “cool letter” despite the fact that it’s just another letter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkfb95/the_letter_x_has_become_a_cool_letter_despite_the/ (ThatOneGuyJed)
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Almost everyone grows up to become an orphan.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkfb7j/almost_everyone_grows_up_to_become_an_orphan/ (Vhesk)
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No one's laughing at the Finnish way of waiting for the bus anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkfa9q/no_ones_laughing_at_the_finnish_way_of_waiting/ (jo89151)
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You never open your eyes, you just move your eyelids

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkfa4k/you_never_open_your_eyes_you_just_move_your/ ([deleted])
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Soon many people will realize the full extent of the beauty treatments that their significant other goes through to look as good as they do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkf9fk/soon_many_people_will_realize_the_full_extent_of/ (Giantomato)
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Life is not a happy-ending movie for everyone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkf8fl/life_is_not_a_happyending_movie_for_everyone/ (alacga)
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We probably started asking "can you hear me?" a lot more after the dawn of technology.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkf7q9/we_probably_started_asking_can_you_hear_me_a_lot/ (Lolzemeister)
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We see dinosaurs every day, just not the kind that we think are awesome, but the kind that soils our cars and steals fries

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkf7h5/we_see_dinosaurs_every_day_just_not_the_kind_that/ (AxialGem)
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It is never possible to do nothing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkf76k/it_is_never_possible_to_do_nothing/ (Myra_Nox)
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It’s strange that TPing someone’s house has gone from a delinquent activity to a flex

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkf74o/its_strange_that_tping_someones_house_has_gone/ (thebuffbuffalo)
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It's very inconvenient that you have to let your food cool down after you heat it up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkf61j/its_very_inconvenient_that_you_have_to_let_your/ (I_Yell_at_Feet)
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When you hack a self-driving car, it becomes a giant RC car.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkf4il/when_you_hack_a_selfdriving_car_it_becomes_a/ (Animeking1108)
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Maybe everyone would finally learn a song’s lyrics if they stopped singing over it for once

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkf3k7/maybe_everyone_would_finally_learn_a_songs_lyrics/ (LEM_N_EMS)
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If we are ever able to bring back dinosaurs, someone is probably going to breed a chihuahua/pug version of a T-Rex or Brontosaurus to carry in your bag.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkf2b4/if_we_are_ever_able_to_bring_back_dinosaurs/ (sankt_klahr)
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Petrarch and Bocaccio basically had plot armour against the black death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkf0pu/petrarch_and_bocaccio_basically_had_plot_armour/ (Lagctrlgaming)
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Nobody else in the world can see me

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkezrn/nobody_else_in_the_world_can_see_me/ ([deleted])
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Everyone knows who "that guy" is, but he is almost always never described.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkezdr/everyone_knows_who_that_guy_is_but_he_is_almost/ (Gangsta_Sammich)
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With bars shutting down around the country, we might have actual speakeasies springing up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkeyjr/with_bars_shutting_down_around_the_country_we/ ([deleted])
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Milkshakes are never shook

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkew7i/milkshakes_are_never_shook/ (Lt-prussia)
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We use flags to represent countries but being flagged is a bad thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkeven/we_use_flags_to_represent_countries_but_being/ (GraftedLeviathan)
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There's a possibility that everyone has anxiety but some people don't admit it because they have anxiety

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fker6y/theres_a_possibility_that_everyone_has_anxiety/ (RobotFish69420)
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You can never literally do nothing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fker6h/you_can_never_literally_do_nothing/ (Myra_Nox)
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All documentaries exist in the same cinematic universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fker3u/all_documentaries_exist_in_the_same_cinematic/ (drkgrss)
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You’re probably not getting a haircut anytime soon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkeqi1/youre_probably_not_getting_a_haircut_anytime_soon/ (its_all_4_lulz)
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A lot of people must be wrongfully diagnosed with schizophrenia in the Toy Story universe since there is probably a lot of toys that have been caught.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkeqck/a_lot_of_people_must_be_wrongfully_diagnosed_with/ (NotThatGamerGuy)
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If we sorted the date by DD/MM/YYYY, then April 20 is known as 20/4.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkeojr/if_we_sorted_the_date_by_ddmmyyyy_then_april_20/ (ramin940)
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Our pets are going to be hella confused when the forced confinement is over and the work force returns to normal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkemp9/our_pets_are_going_to_be_hella_confused_when_the/ (FashnDiva)
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All the places cancelling St Paddy's are going to be really upset if it turns out Guinness is the cure

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkek7s/all_the_places_cancelling_st_paddys_are_going_to/ (kiwiluke)
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Sometime in the near future, we may need a license or citizenship of some kind to use the internet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkejda/sometime_in_the_near_future_we_may_need_a_license/ (MattBatz1991)
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If Pinocchio said "my nose is about to grow" what would happen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkej88/if_pinocchio_said_my_nose_is_about_to_grow_what/ (james15martin)
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When we die, a whole world dies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkeggg/when_we_die_a_whole_world_dies/ ([deleted])
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The entire internet weighs less than a potato.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkefc4/the_entire_internet_weighs_less_than_a_potato/ (EvianWater14)
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Things always seem impossible or crazy, until you learn it or of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkef26/things_always_seem_impossible_or_crazy_until_you/ (Stunningtitan)
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Back then, when antibiotics were made, there were probably anti-antibiotics people who refused to take them because of ''side effects"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkeeoz/back_then_when_antibiotics_were_made_there_were/ (meandthebois)
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The hospital you were born in is the only place you left without entering

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkednl/the_hospital_you_were_born_in_is_the_only_place/ (Sug_M4dic)
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Fig newtons are calzones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkebqb/fig_newtons_are_calzones/ (rewuick)
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U.S. capitalism in a nutshell

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fke8bm/us_capitalism_in_a_nutshell/ (Panem-et_circenses)
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Bras are literal booby traps

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fke7j6/bras_are_literal_booby_traps/ (GinjaNinja279)
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Ever since Drake & Future dropped “Life is Good”, life has been terrible

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fke56k/ever_since_drake_future_dropped_life_is_good_life/ (BravoBet)
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Corporations have probably paid people millions to masturbate over the last week.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fke4n3/corporations_have_probably_paid_people_millions/ (Saul_g0od)
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So much for the safety of the NSFW tags

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fke3vb/so_much_for_the_safety_of_the_nsfw_tags/ (MidwestPancakes)
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Corporations have probably paid people millions to masturbate over the last week, collectively.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fke2kf/corporations_have_probably_paid_people_millions/ ([deleted])
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People on house arrest are ahead of the game

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fke2bs/people_on_house_arrest_are_ahead_of_the_game/ (Thegreatattractor117)
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There’s going to be a lot more December and January babies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fke1fp/theres_going_to_be_a_lot_more_december_and/ (Filmmagician)
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The ‘never gonna give you up’ music video probably is probably the video with the most copied links

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fke1bz/the_never_gonna_give_you_up_music_video_probably/ (newaccountoldwashack)
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Tom Brady will have the opportunity to expand his brand in Tampa Bay as TB Squared

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fke0kw/tom_brady_will_have_the_opportunity_to_expand_his/ (icemanchillz)
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Cringe is when your brain hurts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fke0kc/cringe_is_when_your_brain_hurts/ (PokeNad14)
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Soup is the tea of solid food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fke0gh/soup_is_the_tea_of_solid_food/ (tikada)
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We are living in a real life Batman movie except there is no Batman to save us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fke07p/we_are_living_in_a_real_life_batman_movie_except/ (Ak_Ibrahim)
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Magicians, from a world where nuclear force is a thing, chose to master the electric force.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkdz2g/magicians_from_a_world_where_nuclear_force_is_a/ (Willexterminator)
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We've lost our right to protest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkdy3o/weve_lost_our_right_to_protest/ (DerBoyHimself)
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Shit doesn't really get real till you and the stores are both out of hot sauce.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkdxrf/shit_doesnt_really_get_real_till_you_and_the/ (dopplefenris)
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Google hangouts is beginning to be popular again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkdwvl/google_hangouts_is_beginning_to_be_popular_again/ (tophatthis)
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If you are on the International Space Station, check the news before coming back.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkdw1t/if_you_are_on_the_international_space_station/ (Wow_Unique_Username)
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The reason we didn't have a scare with the swine flu in 2009 was because most boomers were still using flip phones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkdurb/the_reason_we_didnt_have_a_scare_with_the_swine/ (poopin-in-the-dark)
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Something had urinated on everything at one point.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkdrk8/something_had_urinated_on_everything_at_one_point/ (MemesDUDUDUDUDU)
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You knew everything and how to do anything until someone taught you otherwise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkdre3/you_knew_everything_and_how_to_do_anything_until/ (Hollow661)
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The Frankenstein Monster could’ve had multiple bar mitzvah(s).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkdqyw/the_frankenstein_monster_couldve_had_multiple_bar/ (Despicable_carl)
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Someone trying to judge you will decide who you are when you are alone with them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkdqgu/someone_trying_to_judge_you_will_decide_who_you/ (_Legend_Has_It_)
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If vampires had periods, they’d probably never go hungry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkdq58/if_vampires_had_periods_theyd_probably_never_go/ (WeirdCatto)
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We hear boss music when we walk into the room, but bosses probably also hear player music.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkdpvx/we_hear_boss_music_when_we_walk_into_the_room_but/ (Mcreeper51)
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Star Trek: Voyager is a better 1950s-era sci-fi show than most actual 1950s-era sci-fi shows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkdprh/star_trek_voyager_is_a_better_1950sera_scifi_show/ (study-in-scarlet)
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Face tattoos are a good way to advertise your mental stability

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkdpnt/face_tattoos_are_a_good_way_to_advertise_your/ (AmericanHoney-)
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Our FBI agents are gonna learn a lot watching all our online classes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkdnae/our_fbi_agents_are_gonna_learn_a_lot_watching_all/ (lA-Jl)
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Lego people live in houses made of their own skin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkdmoe/lego_people_live_in_houses_made_of_their_own_skin/ (pp_poopoo69)
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If donkey would have talked and been captured he would have still ended up in Shreks swamp

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkdlsa/if_donkey_would_have_talked_and_been_captured_he/ (redditor-142069)
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The smartest kids in high school will just end up as average in most state colleges

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkdl0t/the_smartest_kids_in_high_school_will_just_end_up/ (someFBIagent)
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The most disturbing feeling is when something that is normally brittle, becomes malleable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkdhj1/the_most_disturbing_feeling_is_when_something/ (EPIC-HAZARD9)
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If you work at a space program's launch pad, you actually work on a giant rocket launcher.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkdhid/if_you_work_at_a_space_programs_launch_pad_you/ (Nuids)
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Keep in mind that saving $27.40 a day is $10k in a year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkdgsg/keep_in_mind_that_saving_2740_a_day_is_10k_in_a/ (Kaboolan)
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On The TV Show The Biggest Loser, At The End Of The Season The Person Who Was Still The Biggest Was The Loser. They Were The Biggest Loser. So There Were Two People With The Title Of Biggest Loser, Technically. But With Opposite Meanings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkdg4a/on_the_tv_show_the_biggest_loser_at_the_end_of/ (tangyorangatang)
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Strange how nobody decided to stock up on something useful like orange juice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkdeki/strange_how_nobody_decided_to_stock_up_on/ (Diagonet)
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Everybody is Kung-Flu fighting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkdeep/everybody_is_kungflu_fighting/ (rumcake_)
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With all the groceries stores running out of merchandise people who grew up in poverty must be shining.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkde1o/with_all_the_groceries_stores_running_out_of/ (jre103087)
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r/Showerthoughts was probably a showerthought

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkddvy/rshowerthoughts_was_probably_a_showerthought/ (sqrootofbeetroot)
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We don't really need to use NSFW tags anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkddpg/we_dont_really_need_to_use_nsfw_tags_anymore/ (The_Shma)
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Patriots fans can tell their grandkids that Tom Brady’s last pass as a Patriot was a touchdown.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkdcnv/patriots_fans_can_tell_their_grandkids_that_tom/ (DumpsterGeorge)
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Ronald McDonald is the family friendly 'IT'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkdcnb/ronald_mcdonald_is_the_family_friendly_it/ (ConsoleCommands)
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Our bed is basically a shelf we put our selves in when we’re not in use

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkd9sl/our_bed_is_basically_a_shelf_we_put_our_selves_in/ (Kaboolan)
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The kids who hate Gym Class/P.E. are probably the happiest about remote schooling

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkd9a2/the_kids_who_hate_gym_classpe_are_probably_the/ (OhMyTummyHurts)
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When you order delivery groceries DiGiorno is neither delivery nor is it DiGiorno. Schrödingers Pizza

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkd8l1/when_you_order_delivery_groceries_digiorno_is/ (Xfootballfitness)
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The dead lights in IT are technically powered by electricity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkd7z3/the_dead_lights_in_it_are_technically_powered_by/ (The_Merciless_Potato)
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LEGO people live in houses made of their own skin

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkd7os/lego_people_live_in_houses_made_of_their_own_skin/ (FUDTASTIC)
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No matter how much you paid for a new couch, it isn't worth anything when you go to resell it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkd6vz/no_matter_how_much_you_paid_for_a_new_couch_it/ (Po1sonator)
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Post Malone just suspended his tour... That makes him Postponed Malone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkd3qc/post_malone_just_suspended_his_tour_that_makes/ (Currynrice9728)
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becoming a baddhu and becoming cool is similar in the sense that you won't succeed as long as you care about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkd3bz/becoming_a_baddhu_and_becoming_cool_is_similar_in/ (Pumpkinhead1313)
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Millennials might finally afford to own houses and properties in urban areas if enough old people will perish.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkd1en/millennials_might_finally_afford_to_own_houses/ (donkeyshowboy)
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Lego people live in houses made of their own skin

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkd1eb/lego_people_live_in_houses_made_of_their_own_skin/ (ThomasBuchan05)
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Sex is a form of stabbing that causes life instead of death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkd0lr/sex_is_a_form_of_stabbing_that_causes_life/ (PossessedByTheDevil)
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Future A.I. Lego overlords will come in pieces.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkcwey/future_ai_lego_overlords_will_come_in_pieces/ (User348844)
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Pizza Hut delivers the fastest food as they delivered pizza to the International Space Station in 2001.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkcw6u/pizza_hut_delivers_the_fastest_food_as_they/ (MentorFriend)
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Under current guidelines one's milkshake is only permitted to bring nine boys to the yard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkcw1x/under_current_guidelines_ones_milkshake_is_only/ (JoeFas)
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Being a Jedi is never a family business

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkcve5/being_a_jedi_is_never_a_family_business/ (Reddit2vkrdf)
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The entire world outside feels like what happens when you visit a school campus after closing for summer break

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkcu8o/the_entire_world_outside_feels_like_what_happens/ (tasteless_decorum)
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The amount of coins dropped throughout history has probably affected the world's economy in some way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkcqxh/the_amount_of_coins_dropped_throughout_history/ (TopHatJacck9001)
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Knowing a secret about something or someone feels very unexciting if you can't share it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkcpoy/knowing_a_secret_about_something_or_someone_feels/ (sukrutmhalas)
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Unless you take it from the root, you’re always cutting the same strand of hair.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkcntu/unless_you_take_it_from_the_root_youre_always/ (XplorPineapple)
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At least can still have orgies as long as with less than 10 people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkcji7/at_least_can_still_have_orgies_as_long_as_with/ (moneybot13)
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Seeds are plant eggs, and eggs are bird seeds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkcitl/seeds_are_plant_eggs_and_eggs_are_bird_seeds/ (Nabzarella)
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Every woman who gets pregnant is technically a bodybuilder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkchuf/every_woman_who_gets_pregnant_is_technically_a/ (rickrolling_master92)
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It sucks that we’re supposed to limit unnecessary travel while gas prices are so low

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkcgk3/it_sucks_that_were_supposed_to_limit_unnecessary/ (Superslowmojoe)
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Somewhere, someone is about to wake up from a coma and regret it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkcezp/somewhere_someone_is_about_to_wake_up_from_a_coma/ (magiciteman)
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House plants are probably being talked to more than usual

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkceyq/house_plants_are_probably_being_talked_to_more/ (moneybot13)
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Small people will prevail in the far future: less food required, less space (thus building materials) required, smaller clothes/suits (less material), less oxygen used, etc. In a world where resources are limited and efficiency is key, small people win in every category

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkcenr/small_people_will_prevail_in_the_far_future_less/ (thyinternalsanctum)
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A lot of girls in the Harry Potter universe probably got orgasms through Magic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkccyf/a_lot_of_girls_in_the_harry_potter_universe/ (AppleberryJames)
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We are technically living through a future history lesson.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkccv5/we_are_technically_living_through_a_future/ (Nugget11407)
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If you're going to school or work by bus, in many countries you're still taking a Mercedes Benz

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkcave/if_youre_going_to_school_or_work_by_bus_in_many/ (jackdaniel1308)
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It’s not that you don’t see your nose in your line of sight, you just ignore it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkcah1/its_not_that_you_dont_see_your_nose_in_your_line/ (callthepapsjohnny)
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Last Friday the 13th was probably the unluckiest ever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkc9uq/last_friday_the_13th_was_probably_the_unluckiest/ (glockessin)
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Maybe the world DID end in 2000, but it's more like a pin hole in a balloon and we're just going to keep falling apart at a faster and faster rate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkc866/maybe_the_world_did_end_in_2000_but_its_more_like/ (KingoftheUgly)
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Plumbers are going to be making a fortune

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkc6sf/plumbers_are_going_to_be_making_a_fortune/ (dubeykeebler)
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We’ve allowed a handful of people to silence the entire world about the one subject dominating discourse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkc3y1/weve_allowed_a_handful_of_people_to_silence_the/ (ral365)
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Harry Potter probably made a lot of girls orgasm with magic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkc3w8/harry_potter_probably_made_a_lot_of_girls_orgasm/ (AppleberryJames)
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Every Star Trek show post-TOS had several lacking episodes in their first few seasons, yet Enterprise is most commonly reviled for it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkc2tp/every_star_trek_show_posttos_had_several_lacking/ (study-in-scarlet)
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The “birthday song” has been sung in people’s minds more in the last month than in all of human history most likely due to the handwash recommendations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkc26k/the_birthday_song_has_been_sung_in_peoples_minds/ (Chewbock)
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You don’t have to look into the sky to see the Milky Way

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkc1gp/you_dont_have_to_look_into_the_sky_to_see_the/ (c0ndy)
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The “common” in common sense doesn’t refer to how many people have it. It refers to how often it applies in life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkbzwr/the_common_in_common_sense_doesnt_refer_to_how/ (8-bit-eyes)
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Technology is about to make us all feel a lot more connected.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkbyx8/technology_is_about_to_make_us_all_feel_a_lot/ (98percentbattery)
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No matter what version of the word "sticker" you use, it is autological.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkbxjy/no_matter_what_version_of_the_word_sticker_you/ (thatoneguy0125)
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If you were to revisit steven hawking's textbook history, you'd have an approximate reference for where his mind was directing his thoughts using information from the past

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkbw5v/if_you_were_to_revisit_steven_hawkings_textbook/ (ValidatingUsername)
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People across the globe are once again smoking at work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkbuck/people_across_the_globe_are_once_again_smoking_at/ (churniglow)
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It probably sucks for wolverine to go through TSA

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkbtmg/it_probably_sucks_for_wolverine_to_go_through_tsa/ (Squidkiller28)
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Blackberries look like bundled up ant bodies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkbsm1/blackberries_look_like_bundled_up_ant_bodies/ (Brasdeoliva)
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The saying "We don't have anything good in the house to eat." Is slowly turning into "Do we have anything in the house to eat?"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkbrim/the_saying_we_dont_have_anything_good_in_the/ (Tis_A_Rando_Account)
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If you try to write songs in bar chords long for enough, you will eventually end up with Green Day’s entire discography.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkbpll/if_you_try_to_write_songs_in_bar_chords_long_for/ (marcusb97)
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The Pringles slogan "Once you pop, you can't stop" is one of the most accurate slogans of any product. Once one pops, they indeed cannot stop.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkbpkz/the_pringles_slogan_once_you_pop_you_cant_stop_is/ (Skluff)
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Epidemics are waves of enemies, pandemics are boss rounds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkbols/epidemics_are_waves_of_enemies_pandemics_are_boss/ (Foxi32)
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nobody buys a new vacuum because their old one sucks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkbo7k/nobody_buys_a_new_vacuum_because_their_old_one/ (canucksvancouver)
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If The Simpsons can tell the future, then they can tell the unsolved mysteries of the past

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkbnld/if_the_simpsons_can_tell_the_future_then_they_can/ (Yisrael_Pinto)
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The lack of gravity on the ISS must allow some insane hairstyles only possible in space.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkbmm3/the_lack_of_gravity_on_the_iss_must_allow_some/ (sAvage_hAm)
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It makes much more sense for fire spells to be the "forbidden magic". One accidental zombie? Please. One accidental fireball into the corn field? Yikes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkbluh/it_makes_much_more_sense_for_fire_spells_to_be/ (mikeclav)
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With two meters of fence, you can fence in the whole world's population.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkbl6d/with_two_meters_of_fence_you_can_fence_in_the/ (MinFootspace)
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The corono could just be this worlds version of the thanks snap

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkbki3/the_corono_could_just_be_this_worlds_version_of/ (Hearthager7)
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If there was an asteroid coming towards Earth, the fed would probably dump 1.5 trillion into the economy to save the precious stock market.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkbkge/if_there_was_an_asteroid_coming_towards_earth_the/ (SnaackCity)
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Pizza is a physical pie chart that shows how much pizza is left.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkbj3t/pizza_is_a_physical_pie_chart_that_shows_how_much/ (Team_Pineapple)
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Fish are born swimming but

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkbiyl/fish_are_born_swimming_but/ (simxn-svyz)
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Current global population is 7.8 billion. Even if the lower estimates of 2.5% morbidity are correct (some places it's higher) that is still nearly 200 million lives lost at a global scale.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkbi69/current_global_population_is_78_billion_even_if/ (Clattu)
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PewDiePie's subscriber count is larger than the population of most countries

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkbi5i/pewdiepies_subscriber_count_is_larger_than_the/ (JustARandomShark)
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This would all have made an excellent black mirror episode.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkben0/this_would_all_have_made_an_excellent_black/ (throawayboi)
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If zombies start popping up we have a pretty long list of movies that told us what to do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkbe91/if_zombies_start_popping_up_we_have_a_pretty_long/ (AppleberryJames)
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Every biopic could theoretically exist within the same shared universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkbcj0/every_biopic_could_theoretically_exist_within_the/ (study-in-scarlet)
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When we are kids we feel like adults cause that's the oldest version of ourselves we know.. But when we are old we behave childish because it'll be the youngest version of ourselves we'll ever be...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkbc3b/when_we_are_kids_we_feel_like_adults_cause_thats/ (External_Philosopher)
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All art is technically pixel art

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkbbv8/all_art_is_technically_pixel_art/ (ishidedandfarded)
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Sweet and sour sauce isn’t even sour

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkbbga/sweet_and_sour_sauce_isnt_even_sour/ (Mushroom_Nub)
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If dogs could use computers they'd probably have their owners on their screensavers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkbaz5/if_dogs_could_use_computers_theyd_probably_have/ (Andoiy)
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When a criminal kills themselves, it's vigilante justice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkb8zw/when_a_criminal_kills_themselves_its_vigilante/ (Baguettis)
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If matter cannot be created or destroyed why does water expand when it turns into ice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkb8l9/if_matter_cannot_be_created_or_destroyed_why_does/ (I-eat-foot)
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You know you're in control when you can wake up from a nap and not turn the alarm right off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkb829/you_know_youre_in_control_when_you_can_wake_up/ (GooglyEyedMoose)
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If you're training for a high level of sport, do not skateboard or longboard as it will offset your gluteal musculature and wreck your patellar tracking

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkb7qt/if_youre_training_for_a_high_level_of_sport_do/ (ValidatingUsername)
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Star Wars : The Phantom Menace takes the expression “there’s always a bigger fish” very literally

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkb4de/star_wars_the_phantom_menace_takes_the_expression/ (oscarzino)
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Lego people live in houses made from their own skin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkb3xx/lego_people_live_in_houses_made_from_their_own/ (SnapplyPieNC)
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With the Coronavirus going around and many places shutting down, at least the US won't have to worry about mass shootings for a couple of months.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkb3ew/with_the_coronavirus_going_around_and_many_places/ (rekterscale)
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Containers are always full because they have air in them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkb2pf/containers_are_always_full_because_they_have_air/ (ImDioBrando)
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Ransacking all the area's pharmacies during the end of the world is an overlooked strategy, you won't need to scrape and scavenge for food when the entire region is at your mercy for antibiotics and painkillers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkb299/ransacking_all_the_areas_pharmacies_during_the/ (SongsOfLightAndDark)
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If bars in the U.S keep closing we'll really feel like we're in the roaring 20s again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkb278/if_bars_in_the_us_keep_closing_well_really_feel/ (Trippy_Styx666)
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This is probably the most sober st. Patrick's day in living memory

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkb20q/this_is_probably_the_most_sober_st_patricks_day/ (istilldontreddit)
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The marijuana delivery business is about to get real busy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkb1ry/the_marijuana_delivery_business_is_about_to_get/ (mksavage1138)
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Tinder has simultaneously proven that there are hot milfs in the area and disproven that they want to fuck you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkb1im/tinder_has_simultaneously_proven_that_there_are/ (DroobyDooby)
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Being a pizza delivery man at the moment is both extremely dangerous and extremely necessary

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkb0jg/being_a_pizza_delivery_man_at_the_moment_is_both/ (alltesticlesnoshaft)
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In "Contagion," Gwyneth Paltrow played Patient Zero. In actuality, she is the real-life Alan Krumwiede, Jude Law's fake-news-peddling, scumbag profiteer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkazy9/in_contagion_gwyneth_paltrow_played_patient_zero/ (Parking_Spot)
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Technically the floor IS lava, there's just a lot of organic chemical compounds keeping you from it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkazot/technically_the_floor_is_lava_theres_just_a_lot/ (F-ro-G)
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If conciousness really is produced by the brain, we probably wouldn't be able to copy it into a computer; the hormonal systems are insanely complicated.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkayos/if_conciousness_really_is_produced_by_the_brain/ (scootasideboys)
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Priests are grown Teacher's pets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkay7h/priests_are_grown_teachers_pets/ (SteptimusHeap)
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A lot of bands will be releasing new music with the ban on concerts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkay3w/a_lot_of_bands_will_be_releasing_new_music_with/ (Cheaibi83)
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Scouts in sports are the only people allowed to go around looking at children

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkaxpj/scouts_in_sports_are_the_only_people_allowed_to/ (Adhammoussa_)
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Professional fishermen are master baiters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkawb4/professional_fishermen_are_master_baiters/ (lions-n-tigers)
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Because Earth is moving through space, different continents take it in turns to be 'at the front'.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkavhu/because_earth_is_moving_through_space_different/ (micklemousetockylock)
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It's too bad Sears stopped publishing their catalog

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkaudt/its_too_bad_sears_stopped_publishing_their_catalog/ (savro)
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Every app is a dating app if you are smart enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkatwo/every_app_is_a_dating_app_if_you_are_smart_enough/ (ritzz2_0)
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If it were opposite day, then it wouldn’t be opposite day because the opposite of opposite day is not opposite day, but that only holds true if it were opposite day. Opposite day is a paradox

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkatrw/if_it_were_opposite_day_then_it_wouldnt_be/ (climbance)
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Since trees are living things, and most houses are made of wood, you are constantly surrounded by dead things

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkasel/since_trees_are_living_things_and_most_houses_are/ (Avyern1)
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After we survived that shit we will have the biggest party this planet has ever seen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkaqx0/after_we_survived_that_shit_we_will_have_the/ (RobertThorn2022)
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Male pornstars are hard workers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkaqv7/male_pornstars_are_hard_workers/ (lions-n-tigers)
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It's rude to ask arthritic people "what's crackin'".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkaotv/its_rude_to_ask_arthritic_people_whats_crackin/ (lions-n-tigers)
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There should be an app that lets lonely anons meet up and cuddle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkao7r/there_should_be_an_app_that_lets_lonely_anons/ (The_Musical_Otaku)
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If you don't think music is important you need to know that dwarves convinced Bilbo Baggins to rob a dragon by singing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkanri/if_you_dont_think_music_is_important_you_need_to/ (CptArius)
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Google is better than Redd¡t to search for something on redd¡t

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkalts/google_is_better_than_reddt_to_search_for/ (HammerAlzheimer)
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World wide, there are going to be a HUGE number of babies born in November and beyond.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkaloh/world_wide_there_are_going_to_be_a_huge_number_of/ (adrigbells)
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If you fall on your butt while skateboarding, your ass fault hits the asphalt

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkaibi/if_you_fall_on_your_butt_while_skateboarding_your/ (qaknkrak)
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Knocking on a door is makes you an emo, because you're intentionally hurting yourself to get someone's attention.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkahsr/knocking_on_a_door_is_makes_you_an_emo_because/ (lions-n-tigers)
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All of the sudden every company cares so much about their employees.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkag89/all_of_the_sudden_every_company_cares_so_much/ (CallitKarma87)
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It’s St. Patrick’s Day and absolutely no one cares

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkacup/its_st_patricks_day_and_absolutely_no_one_cares/ (got_edge)
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A lot of murder mystery writers will make great serial killers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkacme/a_lot_of_murder_mystery_writers_will_make_great/ (KingSlayer94)
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“So where did you travel recently ? “ is being asked in a very different way nowadays.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkachr/so_where_did_you_travel_recently_is_being_asked/ (chamanchutneybahar)
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Bubble Boy is looking more and more like a realistic movie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkachc/bubble_boy_is_looking_more_and_more_like_a/ (Po1sonator)
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Everyone is safe here.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fkaaqv/everyone_is_safe_here/ (Gary_October)
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Puff puff pass has been temporarily put on hold.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fka4vd/puff_puff_pass_has_been_temporarily_put_on_hold/ (jedi21knight)
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You don’t realise how much strength you put into chewing your food till you bite you lip or tongue

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fka4nv/you_dont_realise_how_much_strength_you_put_into/ (SIRINHellsing)
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Couch potatoes have gone from the losers of our generation to the leaders

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fka3os/couch_potatoes_have_gone_from_the_losers_of_our/ (Urmumgay6)
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People whose first language has masculine and feminine nouns have a gender assigned for the nouns they learned in English.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fka0g6/people_whose_first_language_has_masculine_and/ (JohnnyHaldric)
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If you had to film a low budget post apocalyptic movie this week is your week

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk9zio/if_you_had_to_film_a_low_budget_post_apocalyptic/ (lastonedown1980)
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Porch piracy and software piracy are about to boom

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk9ypt/porch_piracy_and_software_piracy_are_about_to_boom/ (shploogen)
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5:30 am is too early to wake, and also too late to sleep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk9ydu/530_am_is_too_early_to_wake_and_also_too_late_to/ (RodnyrUwU)
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Strip clubs should put up a sign during the day that reads “Sorry, were clothed”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk9wd3/strip_clubs_should_put_up_a_sign_during_the_day/ (KookyDoh)
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We all died in 2012 and this is our hell

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk9umd/we_all_died_in_2012_and_this_is_our_hell/ (StrangerFromFinland)
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This is going to be the first and last time minimum wage employees have the country by the balls. We are standing on the shoulders of fast food employees and grocery store cashiers. If their was ever a time to unionize or strike for wages this is it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk9ulx/this_is_going_to_be_the_first_and_last_time/ (Jdammworldwide)
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I wish I was a doomsday preparer now.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk9tfn/i_wish_i_was_a_doomsday_preparer_now/ (GoodRighter)
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I kinda feel like the problem of people not washing their hands enough, and touching their faces, will resolve itself once the toilet paper runs out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk9tc1/i_kinda_feel_like_the_problem_of_people_not/ (Pappa-Noob)
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The majority of us will never squeeze a tube of toothpaste hard enough to actually shoot toothpaste

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk9sny/the_majority_of_us_will_never_squeeze_a_tube_of/ (Aristea84)
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No one will notice good personal hygiene, but everybody will notice bad personal hygiene

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk9sl7/no_one_will_notice_good_personal_hygiene_but/ (daanheld)
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There's going to be a whole lotta december babies worldwide this year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk9sir/theres_going_to_be_a_whole_lotta_december_babies/ (ImWhatsInTheRedBox)
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Social distancing would have been impossible without the internet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk9se2/social_distancing_would_have_been_impossible/ (namnam0111578)
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It would be so great if Steam had a sale right about now

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk9s9v/it_would_be_so_great_if_steam_had_a_sale_right/ (fenghuang1)
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RIP to all the food going to waste in closed down restaurants/bars/pubs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk9pfd/rip_to_all_the_food_going_to_waste_in_closed_down/ (LilNightingale)
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Whatever else happens, when everything is back to normal, we need to organise one hell of a party

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk9nx9/whatever_else_happens_when_everything_is_back_to/ (mangetoutrodders)
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This lock in is causing a lot of shit post.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk9n88/this_lock_in_is_causing_a_lot_of_shit_post/ (SlamCakeMasta)
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Engine coolant comes in more flavours than you’d think. I

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk9mwl/engine_coolant_comes_in_more_flavours_than_youd/ (Mansierge)
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Our Pets must be REALLY confused at the moment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk9m82/our_pets_must_be_really_confused_at_the_moment/ (KuzioKundera)
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Tinder usage is almost perfectly inversely correlated to well being

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk9kxl/tinder_usage_is_almost_perfectly_inversely/ (genericstudent1)
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"Mt." is short for "Mount" which is short for "Mountain"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk9kfv/mt_is_short_for_mount_which_is_short_for_mountain/ (drain65)
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Technically, drinking bleach will prevent you from any sort of infections in the future. Technically.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk9jam/technically_drinking_bleach_will_prevent_you_from/ (JoumambaKayrouz)
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St. Patrick's Day... the one day of the year when you can drink green milk and not be concerned

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk9eqp/st_patricks_day_the_one_day_of_the_year_when_you/ (TheONLYBlitz)
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All those celebrities didn't really die in 2016, they all got in a fuck off big space ship and are currently laughing at us all from deep space.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk9ef9/all_those_celebrities_didnt_really_die_in_2016/ (TheMeltingSnowman72)
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Water is a coolant for people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk9dcl/water_is_a_coolant_for_people/ (nimitz12)
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Michael Collins was pretty unlucky to be last alphabetically in the 3 man Apollo 11 crew

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk9d32/michael_collins_was_pretty_unlucky_to_be_last/ (controlled_by_bees)
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Drive-In Movies could be great again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk9ceu/drivein_movies_could_be_great_again/ (MerrySunshine)
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When you're in the south pole, and your gps tells you to go north, everywhere you go is possible

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk9abn/when_youre_in_the_south_pole_and_your_gps_tells/ (GustaQL)
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There are going to be a lot of September and November babies soon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk99jz/there_are_going_to_be_a_lot_of_september_and/ (Catsforsale)
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When a social media site shows you a list of "people you may know" is more likely to be a list of "people you dislike and are already avoiding on purpose".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk97vm/when_a_social_media_site_shows_you_a_list_of/ (EyeSpyNicolai)
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Lots of hourly waged folks will be getting the vacation they've been waiting for

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk96ns/lots_of_hourly_waged_folks_will_be_getting_the/ (theimpolitegentleman)
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If anything, this week has shown us how unfunny most late night tv jokes are without the audience laughing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk96lj/if_anything_this_week_has_shown_us_how_unfunny/ (Ninseph)
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Quoting people is plagiarism.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk96jr/quoting_people_is_plagiarism/ (lions-n-tigers)
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Technically, all games are pay to win, except free games.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk96f6/technically_all_games_are_pay_to_win_except_free/ (DerpedOn)
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The post announces confirmed cure for Covid19, will be the top post of all time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk95rk/the_post_announces_confirmed_cure_for_covid19/ (xelamony)
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Cereal is a grain salad, and milk is the dressing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk95ra/cereal_is_a_grain_salad_and_milk_is_the_dressing/ (danielktb)
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The people doing sign language during speeches could just be pretending to know sign language and most people would have no idea

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk94s4/the_people_doing_sign_language_during_speeches/ (brazilliantaco69)
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Suddenly our parents are happy for us to stay inside all day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk93up/suddenly_our_parents_are_happy_for_us_to_stay/ (therealfriel)
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University of Phoenix must be doing great

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk92b7/university_of_phoenix_must_be_doing_great/ (shaezan)
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It must be the decision of nature to end humanity and let the wild animals take over. Let's give a chance to some other species to grow into intellectual beings over the course of a million years and destroy the earth again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk926y/it_must_be_the_decision_of_nature_to_end_humanity/ (no_2419)
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When mom is watching the kids and one of them gets hurt it’s “oh, kids will be kids and stuff like that will happen.” When dad is watching them and one gets hurt, it’s because he wasn’t keeping an eye on them and he’s an irresponsible imbecile.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk91h8/when_mom_is_watching_the_kids_and_one_of_them/ (mjthetoolguy)
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If the world ends, the police will become the most powerful gang

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk91ei/if_the_world_ends_the_police_will_become_the_most/ (GasTheJews_69)
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Control freaks are getting an extended free therapy session on the art of letting go

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk8veb/control_freaks_are_getting_an_extended_free/ (nomanknowsme)
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Some date of this year in the future will be an international celebration day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk8vbi/some_date_of_this_year_in_the_future_will_be_an/ (asap3210)
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Just waiting for April 1st hoping this was all an elaborate joke

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk8v90/just_waiting_for_april_1st_hoping_this_was_all_an/ (dubeykeebler)
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you can hardly post anything to showerthoughts without it being automatically removed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk8v04/you_can_hardly_post_anything_to_showerthoughts/ (BauerHouse)
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Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk8uiw/death_once_had_a_near_chuck_norris_experience/ (JackHoffmanTheWise)
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It’s crazy how fast we can get find another apocalyptic scenarios after half a continent being on fire.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk8tkz/its_crazy_how_fast_we_can_get_find_another/ (AloneWithFriends)
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Simba's entomophagous diet probably would've had a more of a severe impact on the health of the Pridelands than Scar's overhunting of larger animals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk8t1u/simbas_entomophagous_diet_probably_wouldve_had_a/ (maggles90)
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Heath Ledger's Joker wanted to watch the world burn, because he saw the world as a joke. Joaquin Phoenix's Joker wanted to watch the world burn, because the world saw him as a joke

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk8r7z/heath_ledgers_joker_wanted_to_watch_the_world/ ([deleted])
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'ur' doesn't just sound like 'your', it can also be an an acronym for 'you are'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk8qbj/ur_doesnt_just_sound_like_your_it_can_also_be_an/ (Will_builder8)
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A lot of people are currently good samaritans pulling a Dizzee Rascal - Love this Town ft. Teddy Sky.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk8phj/a_lot_of_people_are_currently_good_samaritans/ (aintnoinbetweens)
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Apple might have been on to something with their 32 person FaceTime limit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk8os1/apple_might_have_been_on_to_something_with_their/ (Another_Cyborg)
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If frodo dropped the ring on the wrong volcano then it will never be found nor destroyed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk8mt0/if_frodo_dropped_the_ring_on_the_wrong_volcano/ (Wolfdoggooo)
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A single individual doing a seemingly innocent act of eating, has cost the world trillions of dollars

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk8mj9/a_single_individual_doing_a_seemingly_innocent/ (rdf99)
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You can visualize the typical volume & motion of people's breath just by checking out vaperbro over there

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk8m3q/you_can_visualize_the_typical_volume_motion_of/ (transmothra)
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People sure seem to use the word "novel" a lot more lately.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk8kgs/people_sure_seem_to_use_the_word_novel_a_lot_more/ (HowDidThatFappen)
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Tp’ing your neighbors house has gone from being a harmless prank, to the ultimate flex

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk8jlb/tping_your_neighbors_house_has_gone_from_being_a/ (shadowslay34)
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Good times for introverted people...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk8fmn/good_times_for_introverted_people/ (UnweavingTheRainbow)
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The current model is very inefficient

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk8a9f/the_current_model_is_very_inefficient/ (Unfair_Yesterday)
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On the bright side, at least it hasn’t got the fully upgraded air transmission yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk87mf/on_the_bright_side_at_least_it_hasnt_got_the/ (Mediumlimes)
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Everybody has suddenly lost their FOMO

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk83ol/everybody_has_suddenly_lost_their_fomo/ (JosZo)
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Being obese makes you round. That is why obese bees are o-bees.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fk7l2r/being_obese_makes_you_round_that_is_why_obese/ (sad_mantis)
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Throwing away garbage isn’t recycling cuz the garbage bag is made of plastic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjxfbx/throwing_away_garbage_isnt_recycling_cuz_the/ (KingTetrax)
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Quitting smoking might be easier for people if we used a word with positive connotations, rather than "quit"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjwjxa/quitting_smoking_might_be_easier_for_people_if_we/ (QueenElsaArrendelle)
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We’re all actors in the movie ‘Contagion’

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjwjvd/were_all_actors_in_the_movie_contagion/ (ikennaezeee)
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When you’re cooking Beef Stew it’s great if someone says “Wow, your house smells like Beef Stew.” But if you’re not cooking Beef Stew it’s bad if someone says “wow you’re house smells like Beef Stew.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjwjuw/when_youre_cooking_beef_stew_its_great_if_someone/ (madeupname230)
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The rioting will begin when the internet goes down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjwil1/the_rioting_will_begin_when_the_internet_goes_down/ (dr_emil_schuffhausen)
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"Uno" is "no u"but the words reversed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjwgol/uno_is_no_ubut_the_words_reversed/ (Noerdy)
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It will be many years before anyone dares to think that the tiniest things have no influence on our lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjwglr/it_will_be_many_years_before_anyone_dares_to/ (attentyv)
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Nobody ever said your favorite number couldn’t have a decimal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjwfsd/nobody_ever_said_your_favorite_number_couldnt/ (bhawks1211)
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This is going to be the slowest St Patrick’s day in a few hundred years

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjwfof/this_is_going_to_be_the_slowest_st_patricks_day/ (brotimusmaximus)
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Lent is super aggressive this year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjwecs/lent_is_super_aggressive_this_year/ (newm1070)
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Vampires would make great space settlers for tidally locked planets since they can live in paradise on the permanently dark side of the planet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjwd6v/vampires_would_make_great_space_settlers_for/ (mumbler1)
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Anything that we think of as modern technology is most likely 5 or so years outdated, and really modern tech isn't widely available to the public.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjwch9/anything_that_we_think_of_as_modern_technology_is/ (Astral_Fogduke)
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This year is going to be the most thorough spring cleaning ever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjwcbv/this_year_is_going_to_be_the_most_thorough_spring/ (snubber)
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It's pretty badass that creatures live and thrive in salt water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjwbt4/its_pretty_badass_that_creatures_live_and_thrive/ (Tarchianolix)
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In the not too distant future, people will likely be buried with their smart watches, smart phones, and other handheld devices

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjwacl/in_the_not_too_distant_future_people_will_likely/ (Johan___)
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There is a special place in hell for people that reply-all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjw8uu/there_is_a_special_place_in_hell_for_people_that/ (nikkiemo)
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It's possible to have a Windows phone on an Android phone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjw6vl/its_possible_to_have_a_windows_phone_on_an/ (Iamnolongerinfected)
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At least after this whole mess is over everything is going to be super clean.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjw5j7/at_least_after_this_whole_mess_is_over_everything/ (magicone2571)
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Calculator is a translator of the numbers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjw5d3/calculator_is_a_translator_of_the_numbers/ (DeiviszzLt)
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For the non believers tomorrow, Happy Mr. Patrick’s Day!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjw52b/for_the_non_believers_tomorrow_happy_mr_patricks/ (Bjarki56)
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Welp it's the 20s again and once again someone went and shut down all the bars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjw47b/welp_its_the_20s_again_and_once_again_someone/ (McNastte)
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Having a pip-boy in fallout makes your life much easier than others

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjw422/having_a_pipboy_in_fallout_makes_your_life_much/ (Superman175)
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Deviled eggs are an appropriately named food because adding mayonnaise to boiled eggs is something only Satan could think up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjw335/deviled_eggs_are_an_appropriately_named_food/ (shroomenheimer)
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Welp it's the 20's again and once again someone went and shut down all the bars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjw319/welp_its_the_20s_again_and_once_again_someone/ (McNastte)
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With Corvid-19, Saint Patrick's Day's "wear green or get pinched" has taken a dark turn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjw2wv/with_corvid19_saint_patricks_days_wear_green_or/ (elderwyrm)
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The Blackboard is the original dark mode app.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjw2uv/the_blackboard_is_the_original_dark_mode_app/ (Fingerbob73)
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With most work and schools closed, parents and children will get to know each other better

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjw12l/with_most_work_and_schools_closed_parents_and/ (kalifornianornia99)
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Can't wait for the South Park episode making fun of all this.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjw0dl/cant_wait_for_the_south_park_episode_making_fun/ (cornbeefandcabbage)
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We want to have the shiny things other people have because we lust for others to want the shiny things we have.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjw03x/we_want_to_have_the_shiny_things_other_people/ (d3vinb)
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Everyone wants to be heard but no one is willing to listen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjvz2t/everyone_wants_to_be_heard_but_no_one_is_willing/ (Thomo136)
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The ending to Monsters Inc. will be much creepier once the monsters realize it's easier to get laugher via tickle torture than stand-up comedy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjvyp0/the_ending_to_monsters_inc_will_be_much_creepier/ (RedFalcon510)
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Our hitboxes are more specific in real life than in video games.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjvxmr/our_hitboxes_are_more_specific_in_real_life_than/ (The_Legendary_Yeeter)
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In the UK, flat-packed furniture is often unpacked in a flat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjvwqj/in_the_uk_flatpacked_furniture_is_often_unpacked/ (Fingerbob73)
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One day all future games and consoles will be valuable and rare to come by.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjvwbq/one_day_all_future_games_and_consoles_will_be/ (MrBoiPjay)
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Steam Accounts will be family Heirlooms and our grandchildren will judge our accounts game hours

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjvw0z/steam_accounts_will_be_family_heirlooms_and_our/ (h4344)
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Cinnamon is hot pepper for sweets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjvvq2/cinnamon_is_hot_pepper_for_sweets/ (fluffy_assassins)
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all male horses have a black ding dong, regardless of what color they are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjvv7y/all_male_horses_have_a_black_ding_dong_regardless/ (slim_mozart)
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We will have so many new babyes in January due to the situation at the moment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjvutf/we_will_have_so_many_new_babyes_in_january_due_to/ (Braveharth)
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Bedroom music producers must be having a field day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjvuk2/bedroom_music_producers_must_be_having_a_field_day/ (Jack9001234)
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If the world runs on CEOs, and CEOs run on their workers, who are weebs, and weebs run on anime tiddies, then the world runs on anime tiddies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjvug2/if_the_world_runs_on_ceos_and_ceos_run_on_their/ (Kromonaut33)
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Nothing's certain, that's for sure.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjvs0k/nothings_certain_thats_for_sure/ (Fingerbob73)
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Girls flaunting about how much they love hiking is actually a chilling foreshadowing of the cougars they will become later in life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjvr47/girls_flaunting_about_how_much_they_love_hiking/ (dehmos)
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Moses is the first example of a player hater recorded in text

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjvqrh/moses_is_the_first_example_of_a_player_hater/ (kskelts)
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Maybe cats jump on lasers to protect things from sniper fire

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjvpuh/maybe_cats_jump_on_lasers_to_protect_things_from/ (BoopusSnootus)
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spider-mans' main weakness is to take him to an open field.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjvphm/spidermans_main_weakness_is_to_take_him_to_an/ (Diego_Light)
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The Super Bowl feels like it was ages ago

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjvp7g/the_super_bowl_feels_like_it_was_ages_ago/ (IHaveFoodOnMyChin)
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This tragedy has shown how important the occupation of providing food to the community is, grocery store workers were once looked down upon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjvokf/this_tragedy_has_shown_how_important_the/ (greenfingers559)
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Air could have a smell but we are very used to it we can't smell it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjvoid/air_could_have_a_smell_but_we_are_very_used_to_it/ ([deleted])
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Maturity is going to a restaurant you ate as a child and ordering something other than a cheeseburger and fries.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjvo6u/maturity_is_going_to_a_restaurant_you_ate_as_a/ (jigzawe)
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r/LivestreamFail/ is going to have so much new material.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjvnx2/rlivestreamfail_is_going_to_have_so_much_new/ (jeephistorian)
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The future will probably have the air pods with attachable cords just in case you are going out and don’t feel like losing your expensive ear buds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjvn5c/the_future_will_probably_have_the_air_pods_with/ (AlphaKuupa)
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Cats probably stress out about the fact that we don't purr back at them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjvmiz/cats_probably_stress_out_about_the_fact_that_we/ (GMaestrolo)
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Dogs like belly rubs more than back pets cause they love it when you rub their nipples.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjvm16/dogs_like_belly_rubs_more_than_back_pets_cause/ (Anoobis_117)
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Intro-verts were made for this moment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjvli5/introverts_were_made_for_this_moment/ (mfairview)
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In physics, the larger the mass of an object, the more it attracts other objects. But for humans it’s the opposite.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjvl6i/in_physics_the_larger_the_mass_of_an_object_the/ (arbitrarycivilian)
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And this is how Amazon takes over the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjvl4c/and_this_is_how_amazon_takes_over_the_world/ (hard-ware)
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If people stopped and thought about it, living a boring life is infinitely better than taking a risk and being dead

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjvk8f/if_people_stopped_and_thought_about_it_living_a/ (Ctown_struggles00)
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We pay more attention to other people’s opinions rather than our own

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjvjne/we_pay_more_attention_to_other_peoples_opinions/ (mrdangwangpang)
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The world needed a Snickers over a month ago

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjvhnt/the_world_needed_a_snickers_over_a_month_ago/ (RealKenny)
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Elsa probably made an ice dildo at one point out of boredom while she was locked in her room

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjvhn6/elsa_probably_made_an_ice_dildo_at_one_point_out/ (HackPorpoise)
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At some point saying "You're a big girl/boy!" goes from being a compliment to an insult

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjvhdu/at_some_point_saying_youre_a_big_girlboy_goes/ (skav2)
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We’ve all been waiting for something to happen, and when it finally does, it’s terrible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjvgzn/weve_all_been_waiting_for_something_to_happen_and/ (billybobjoe102)
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Playboy magazines in Harry Potter's world must be amazing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjvfyi/playboy_magazines_in_harry_potters_world_must_be/ (hjspastanoodle1a)
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This is probably the longest running Escape Room we'll ever see

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjvfwk/this_is_probably_the_longest_running_escape_room/ (freyr5point)
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A verp is the exact same thing as a shart at the opposite end of your digestive tract.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjvek4/a_verp_is_the_exact_same_thing_as_a_shart_at_the/ (Ahshalon_Tenisk)
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You can't move your penis without closing your butthole

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjvea2/you_cant_move_your_penis_without_closing_your/ ([deleted])
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Not once in the fast and furious series, did they stop for gas

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjvacg/not_once_in_the_fast_and_furious_series_did_they/ (TheBootyYouth)
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Quibi’s commercials show why nobody wants Quibi

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjv9wd/quibis_commercials_show_why_nobody_wants_quibi/ (PepFontana)
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If online classes become a thing we could probably trick teachers to press alt+f4 more than once.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjv9uv/if_online_classes_become_a_thing_we_could/ (highground28)
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Animal crossing is about to sell a record amount of digital purchases

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjv9hm/animal_crossing_is_about_to_sell_a_record_amount/ (chiefwillis0)
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Thin people have a lot more options on things to hang themselves from.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjv97k/thin_people_have_a_lot_more_options_on_things_to/ (pyrolovesmoney)
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Two Stormtrooper corpses (minus armor) are probably still stashed on the Millennium Falcon, ever since the Leia rescue.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjv68o/two_stormtrooper_corpses_minus_armor_are_probably/ (spiritusFortuna)
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We look cursed from a side like 2D cartoons look cursed facing you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjv5pf/we_look_cursed_from_a_side_like_2d_cartoons_look/ (DonelHat)
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You can’t stand backwards on stairs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjv5ml/you_cant_stand_backwards_on_stairs/ (rSkylo_Ren)
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Keep calm and carry on may have finally met its match

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjv5ie/keep_calm_and_carry_on_may_have_finally_met_its/ (esauis)
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We are not far from havin It be a crime to touch someone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjv57k/we_are_not_far_from_havin_it_be_a_crime_to_touch/ (Seedpound)
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The difference between eww and aww is life changing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjv4ny/the_difference_between_eww_and_aww_is_life/ (RyRy111)
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Your nipples are older than your teeth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjv1r7/your_nipples_are_older_than_your_teeth/ (TheBootyYouth)
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Everything is going wrong, but we’re not allowed to facepalm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjv1n8/everything_is_going_wrong_but_were_not_allowed_to/ (grunt-sculpin)
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I’m not pointing fingers here.. but none of this craziness happened until they opened up a snickers hole on the earth and then shoved a giant snickers bar up the worlds ass.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjv1kc/im_not_pointing_fingers_here_but_none_of_this/ (mkgrc23)
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You’ll be dead longer than you’ll be alive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjv1iu/youll_be_dead_longer_than_youll_be_alive/ ([deleted])
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You probably have handled more cash than people born into extreme riches, who get stuff like shopping handled for them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjv1is/you_probably_have_handled_more_cash_than_people/ (cashmakessmiles)
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With enough effort you could rotate earths axis and put the pyramids at the north or south pole

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjv1hd/with_enough_effort_you_could_rotate_earths_axis/ (ValidatingUsername)
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There is a 98% chance that Trump likes McDonald's because it has the name Donald in it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjuyg3/there_is_a_98_chance_that_trump_likes_mcdonalds/ (rhinosaretriceratops)
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It’s possible someone has the exact same playlist as you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjuwns/its_possible_someone_has_the_exact_same_playlist/ (veganlettuceroots)
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I need to stop using toilet paper as Kleenex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjuwhf/i_need_to_stop_using_toilet_paper_as_kleenex/ (ancientflowers)
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Without studio audiences, shows are either great or terrible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjuv5v/without_studio_audiences_shows_are_either_great/ (FTRrip)
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Things aren't on fire. Fire is on things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjuucy/things_arent_on_fire_fire_is_on_things/ (VincentVanBro_)
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You could make some fun out of having pox by connecting the dots.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjusk1/you_could_make_some_fun_out_of_having_pox_by/ (Atalkingpizzabox)
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Anybody coming back from an extended off-the-grid camping trip is in for a big surprise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjuq86/anybody_coming_back_from_an_extended_offthegrid/ (owlaround)
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The vast majority of people have never seen a wooden crate or an oil drum but can describe them perfectly from memory.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjup02/the_vast_majority_of_people_have_never_seen_a/ (EDSR999)
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Shoutout to all the incels out there. Who ever would have thought that the most important thing you could do to save the world is not getting your dick wet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjuoex/shoutout_to_all_the_incels_out_there_who_ever/ (PumpkinSpiceBukkake)
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We're about to find out how many youtubers actually don't leave their houses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjuocx/were_about_to_find_out_how_many_youtubers/ (Zetyra)
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Even with all that’s going on there’s still someone out there hitting it raw

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjuntj/even_with_all_thats_going_on_theres_still_someone/ ([deleted])
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A Spermbank is the only place where your parents will praise you for masturbating in a doctor’s room

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjunk0/a_spermbank_is_the_only_place_where_your_parents/ (kimyul)
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Teenagers get nervous about ordering chicken fingers from restaurants but they don’t when they order them from fast food places

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjukzf/teenagers_get_nervous_about_ordering_chicken/ (scatmagat69)
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A "shoutout" is more positive than a "callout" even though it sounds more extreme

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjukad/a_shoutout_is_more_positive_than_a_callout_even/ (______Nobody______)
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All these years watching Chopped are about to start paying off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjuhhl/all_these_years_watching_chopped_are_about_to/ (OptimisticPlatypus)
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Obi-Wan Kenobi will always have the high ground because he ascended from the low ground against Darth Maul.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjuhe4/obiwan_kenobi_will_always_have_the_high_ground/ (steak_sauce_enema)
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One day video games will have such good AI that you will be able to talk to your in game characters and have them respond to you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjug61/one_day_video_games_will_have_such_good_ai_that/ (apathetic666johnson)
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The snickers hole is NOT working

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjufvh/the_snickers_hole_is_not_working/ (mcast86)
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Tomorrow will most likely be the most disappointing St. Patrick’s Day in our lifetime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjudpg/tomorrow_will_most_likely_be_the_most/ (bitcoin4urthoughts)
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We will soon find out roughly when Jeopardy! is filmed when there is no live audience

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjud3y/we_will_soon_find_out_roughly_when_jeopardy_is/ (elscotto80)
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Folklore was just peoples fan theories for the world around them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjuc62/folklore_was_just_peoples_fan_theories_for_the/ (lawziet)
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There's probably something we've never figured out how to do simply because it wouldn't be practical with the technology we already have.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjubxi/theres_probably_something_weve_never_figured_out/ (MasterKlaw)
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Saying "If Ii were them Ii'd" doesn't make sense because if you were them you'd have the same thought process therefore you'd do the same

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjub6j/saying_if_ii_were_them_iid_doesnt_make_sense/ (Blorbasaur)
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Death stranding predicted the future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fju95s/death_stranding_predicted_the_future/ (A_Lithe_Guy)
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Part of NC is more south than SC and part of SC is more north than NC

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fju958/part_of_nc_is_more_south_than_sc_and_part_of_sc/ (Blorbasaur)
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'Simultaneously feeling hot and cold' can feel like ecstasy or agony

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fju7aq/simultaneously_feeling_hot_and_cold_can_feel_like/ (SuddenSurplus)
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For people in solitary confinement, not much has changed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fju6ek/for_people_in_solitary_confinement_not_much_has/ (jujuthedragon)
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If you stop eating you will stop pooping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fju68n/if_you_stop_eating_you_will_stop_pooping/ (Viktor2500)
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All of the things you are doing and stuff that you are thinking about might be rewatched and seen by future generations with advanced technology

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fju5rn/all_of_the_things_you_are_doing_and_stuff_that/ (stevke33)
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"I spit on your face!" literally went from insult to injury

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fju5ar/i_spit_on_your_face_literally_went_from_insult_to/ (Letter72)
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Toasting someone recognizes their qualities while roasting someone recognizes their shortcomings. Both are cooking references.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fju59x/toasting_someone_recognizes_their_qualities_while/ (noone397)
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The funeral business is gonna be flooded the moment all these bans are lifted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fju4ur/the_funeral_business_is_gonna_be_flooded_the/ (JiminyKirket)
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Candy advertisements and packaging promote sharing their candy with your friends not because they give a shit who scarfs it down, but because they want its popularity to be more well known.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fju2dg/candy_advertisements_and_packaging_promote/ (ZeroCategory)
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I've never seen a pair of bolt cutters used to cut a bolt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fju134/ive_never_seen_a_pair_of_bolt_cutters_used_to_cut/ (RonnieBear87)
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The amount of times people are jacking off per day has most likely gone up quite a bit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fju0up/the_amount_of_times_people_are_jacking_off_per/ (BananaBob55)
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Since cursive isn't taught anymore, all diaries and journals will be found in ancient writing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjtziy/since_cursive_isnt_taught_anymore_all_diaries_and/ (Paula_Schultz237)
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On the positive side everyone who works in grocery store distribution won’t be lacking for extra shifts to work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjtwra/on_the_positive_side_everyone_who_works_in/ (SongsOfLightAndDark)
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No one is actually afraid of the dark it’s what’s in the dark that’s scary.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjtv02/no_one_is_actually_afraid_of_the_dark_its_whats/ ([deleted])
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There has probably been millions of extremely deadly pandemics on other planets in the solar system, that kill all organisms, all contained within their atmosphere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjtukx/there_has_probably_been_millions_of_extremely/ (IStartArguments06)
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We finally understand how important asseating is to this generation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjtu34/we_finally_understand_how_important_asseating_is/ (newsposts)
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Different nations taking different measures, executing them in their own way and each differs in how much success their strategy/leader has. A great cartoon in the making.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjtu1e/different_nations_taking_different_measures/ (imaginary_name)
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This is a situation the "tag" and "hide and seek" games prepared us for.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjttso/this_is_a_situation_the_tag_and_hide_and_seek/ (HiTek_142857)
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When shit hits the fan, expect it to cover the room.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjtt9r/when_shit_hits_the_fan_expect_it_to_cover_the_room/ ([deleted])
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Adults want teenagers to play school sports, but most people can't make it past tryouts for school sports

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjtrs1/adults_want_teenagers_to_play_school_sports_but/ (someFBIagent)
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Whoever the original douchebag was must have been a real douche

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjtojq/whoever_the_original_douchebag_was_must_have_been/ (jakefrmstatefrmm)
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Suddenly owning a gun and killing Bambi to eat doesn't seem so crazy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjtnqa/suddenly_owning_a_gun_and_killing_bambi_to_eat/ (Wizzmer)
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The only thing harder than getting into a 70 degree pool is getting out of one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjtnd1/the_only_thing_harder_than_getting_into_a_70/ (ZachyBe)
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Gym rushes at the beginning of the year are horrible because of New Year's resolutions, but they'll definitely be way worse once society isn't locked down anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjtlyi/gym_rushes_at_the_beginning_of_the_year_are/ (vexed_chexmix)
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Both “a UFO” and “an UFO” are correct based on how you read it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjtjm5/both_a_ufo_and_an_ufo_are_correct_based_on_how/ (Nuahxos_1)
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Soon like the movies,the infected will be hanging white sheets out of their windows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjtjj9/soon_like_the_moviesthe_infected_will_be_hanging/ (shaulin62)
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Our head slowly 3D prints hair

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjtihp/our_head_slowly_3d_prints_hair/ (ThatOneGuyWhoRuinsIt)
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Everyone is getting to experience life through the eyes of a germaphobe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjti4c/everyone_is_getting_to_experience_life_through/ (ReapersHere)
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You may hate an activity or skill that you are naturally exceptionally talented it. So, that skill never gets developed and the world is worse off for it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjtfuk/you_may_hate_an_activity_or_skill_that_you_are/ (roastedtoperfection)
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A mature internet will end pandemics.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjtezl/a_mature_internet_will_end_pandemics/ (Tetepupukaka53)
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Due to social distancing and couples spending more time at home, 9 months from now could be the next generational baby boom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjtdpl/due_to_social_distancing_and_couples_spending/ (lampshade121)
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There's Nothing Wrong With Looking At A Map Upsidedown

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjtcl2/theres_nothing_wrong_with_looking_at_a_map/ (1deary2)
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There is a duality to life, where if you aren't paying attention, it will completely side step your existence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjtci6/there_is_a_duality_to_life_where_if_you_arent/ (ValidatingUsername)
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We are going to be so clean for the rest of our lives after all this. Our grandkids will wonder why we’re so obsessed with hand washing and Lysol Swipes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjtcdp/we_are_going_to_be_so_clean_for_the_rest_of_our/ (IntelligentShadeBlue)
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IMPORTANT PSA: No, you did not win a gift card.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjtbye/important_psa_no_you_did_not_win_a_gift_card/ (RamsesThePigeon)
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The Peloton ad was ahead of the curve

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjtb6n/the_peloton_ad_was_ahead_of_the_curve/ (DuhLastBrownie)
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We are the threat. We are also the cure. Metaphorically speaking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjtaul/we_are_the_threat_we_are_also_the_cure/ (pikatokes)
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The hulk is bipolar

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjtaii/the_hulk_is_bipolar/ (Hewbard)
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In The Star Wars Universe, The Money invested for Stormtrooper Training must be really low

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjt8g9/in_the_star_wars_universe_the_money_invested_for/ (pulpheroe)
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Poisonous frogs are brightly colored, poisonous people have brightly colored hair

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjt7v8/poisonous_frogs_are_brightly_colored_poisonous/ (gabriel_tiny_toes)
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We basically give our pets massages whenever they want

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjt79b/we_basically_give_our_pets_massages_whenever_they/ (FtheRedSox)
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Suddenly going to the suburban areas with guns and hunting animals doesn't seem so wrong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjt64b/suddenly_going_to_the_suburban_areas_with_guns/ (Wizzmer)
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Majority of people who die from this will not be able to have the great big funeral they spent their entire life imagining.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjt60l/majority_of_people_who_die_from_this_will_not_be/ (Dragonslayer5)
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To bad drone delivery isn't fully ready yet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjt5qx/to_bad_drone_delivery_isnt_fully_ready_yet/ (moneybot13)
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Chinese take out places must be struggling

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjt2pn/chinese_take_out_places_must_be_struggling/ (godboii420)
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Well that was the most successful Friday thr 13th ever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjt2cg/well_that_was_the_most_successful_friday_thr_13th/ (Imabigfatbutt)
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There’s going to be a lot of babies being born 9 months from this week.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjt24q/theres_going_to_be_a_lot_of_babies_being_born_9/ (AdopeyIllustrator)
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Millennials may not be the first generation to have no retirement

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjt1zf/millennials_may_not_be_the_first_generation_to/ (josicat)
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You're at bigger risk for heart problems like arrhythmia when you put your left finger in a socket. You're safe to put your right finger a socket. (It's a joke don't take it seriously)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjt1n6/youre_at_bigger_risk_for_heart_problems_like/ (The_Legendary_Yeeter)
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Normally you count games wrong on your NCAA bracket sheets when you leave a game blank.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjt1ei/normally_you_count_games_wrong_on_your_ncaa/ (Artimities)
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It's highly likely you've never read this much news in your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjt10i/its_highly_likely_youve_never_read_this_much_news/ (Reach_Greatness)
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The people who gave up going out to eat for Lent probably really appreciate the help of their state governments.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjt0cl/the_people_who_gave_up_going_out_to_eat_for_lent/ (lasym21)
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Tinkerbell was barely a side character in Peter Pan (her original movie), yet she became a major icon from it long before getting a three-movie spinoff franchise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjt04t/tinkerbell_was_barely_a_side_character_in_peter/ (Mutant_Llama1)
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In history, when pirates were marked by a black blot of ink it meant they were gonna die. A semicolon is a symbol of not dying, because it’s not the end. So if the black dots on pirates were supposed to be a period, it must symbolize that it IS the end for them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjszpk/in_history_when_pirates_were_marked_by_a_black/ (TristanLennon)
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All these people buying extra food is going to more than likely go to waste

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjszcb/all_these_people_buying_extra_food_is_going_to/ (blackjaxbrew)
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If water was to ever lie to us we would see right through it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjsyrh/if_water_was_to_ever_lie_to_us_we_would_see_right/ (TsimBouki)
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There’s nothing wrong with pissing in the shower

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjsy19/theres_nothing_wrong_with_pissing_in_the_shower/ (rnielsen776)
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Several months down the road, canned food drives are going to be LIT.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjsxwv/several_months_down_the_road_canned_food_drives/ (Mad_Juju)
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Awareness is the first step to everything and the internet is a great tool to regularly remind yourself exactly how dumb the people you share this planet with actually are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjswsw/awareness_is_the_first_step_to_everything_and_the/ (Uniqueusername360)
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Even if someone could experience both getting kicked in the nuts and giving birth, we still wouldn't be able to tell which one hurts more because the opinions are different

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjsvz2/even_if_someone_could_experience_both_getting/ (_3san)
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Pissing on somebody will piss them off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjsv9k/pissing_on_somebody_will_piss_them_off/ (ClarinettiSpaghetti)
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If you want to be ready for anything at work, all you need is three suits...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjsuza/if_you_want_to_be_ready_for_anything_at_work_all/ (Synaps4)
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After this is all over, Wuhan will probably become a popular tourist site

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjsuz2/after_this_is_all_over_wuhan_will_probably_become/ (nuclearbananana)
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The astronauts on the ISS are probably less homesick than usual

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjsum5/the_astronauts_on_the_iss_are_probably_less/ (kittyshank)
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You know how good a barber is judging by his own haircut

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjsrt9/you_know_how_good_a_barber_is_judging_by_his_own/ (GetOutOfMyHeadOak)
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The whole world is grounded because of a few bad apples.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjsqz0/the_whole_world_is_grounded_because_of_a_few_bad/ (churniglow)
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It's okay to be wrong if it gives everybody a chance to be right.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjsqds/its_okay_to_be_wrong_if_it_gives_everybody_a/ (slothxaxmatic)
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You could tie high priority health issues to alphanumeric codes on ID for quick identification

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjsp7s/you_could_tie_high_priority_health_issues_to/ (ValidatingUsername)
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Animals have no concept of music. So when your listening to music it must just seems like a strange loud noise to them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjsp3j/animals_have_no_concept_of_music_so_when_your/ (the_hiphopapotamas)
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On a brighter note, work spaces across the world will be cleaner than they've ever been.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjsozz/on_a_brighter_note_work_spaces_across_the_world/ (IHeartMyTaco)
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2016 finally got a worthy opponent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjso7x/2016_finally_got_a_worthy_opponent/ (Nuahxos_1)
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If you're lucky enough, your car will most likely never touch another car

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjso19/if_youre_lucky_enough_your_car_will_most_likely/ (EinCookie)
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It's a singer's job to make air wiggle nicely.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjsnm9/its_a_singers_job_to_make_air_wiggle_nicely/ (fire757)
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In the Harry Potter and universe, there must be a lot of arguing about if the n-word is worse than the V-word

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjslt3/in_the_harry_potter_and_universe_there_must_be_a/ (Catmagedd0n)
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You don't see with your eyes they just help your brain to create an image

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjslit/you_dont_see_with_your_eyes_they_just_help_your/ (virtanen_lauri)
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We are living through the largest snow day ever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjsj03/we_are_living_through_the_largest_snow_day_ever/ (perfect_square)
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Regardless on whether or not this is a mass control experiment, this is a great mass control experiment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjsi76/regardless_on_whether_or_not_this_is_a_mass/ (yosolopasabaporaqui)
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We are so marginal that the sun is about 99 percent of the weight of the entire solar system.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjshri/we_are_so_marginal_that_the_sun_is_about_99/ (MentorFriend)
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Sneezes used to feel good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjshpt/sneezes_used_to_feel_good/ (silas_k)
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If we all go into the gas chamber (CS GAS) like in basic training, wouldn’t CV19 leave our bodies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjsgps/if_we_all_go_into_the_gas_chamber_cs_gas_like_in/ (GalaxyNGC1512)
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Lots of college graduates saying they shouldn’t’ve went to college. Lots of dropouts saying it was the biggest mistake of there life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjsgph/lots_of_college_graduates_saying_they_shouldntve/ (jvb1227)
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Everybody wants to be a part of a historic event but probably not this one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjsgju/everybody_wants_to_be_a_part_of_a_historic_event/ (tom_is_the_bomb)
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You never realize how itchy your face gets until you’re told to not touch it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjsg6b/you_never_realize_how_itchy_your_face_gets_until/ (CONVERSE1991)
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A whole lot of people recently broke their nasty habit of biting their finger nails.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjsg1p/a_whole_lot_of_people_recently_broke_their_nasty/ (ThongManBubba)
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Pets are going to be really bummed when their humans start to go back to work

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjseqq/pets_are_going_to_be_really_bummed_when_their/ (nschider_001)
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Adam from Adam and Eve was and still is the biggest simp in all existence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjsep9/adam_from_adam_and_eve_was_and_still_is_the/ (imrobandimnotreal)
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The last 6 months kinda feels like when you get bored in Sim City and decide to activate all the disasters at once.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjse4p/the_last_6_months_kinda_feels_like_when_you_get/ (porcupineapplepieces)
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Online classes just allow for class clowns to take their jokes to another level because the teacher can't stop them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjsdzn/online_classes_just_allow_for_class_clowns_to/ (Jogathan)
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Many children will be born in this December

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjscde/many_children_will_be_born_in_this_december/ (idea4granted)
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Even someone twisted like Jeffrey Dahmer or Hannibal Lecter would feel bad for you if you hadn’t eaten all day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjsbws/even_someone_twisted_like_jeffrey_dahmer_or/ (Wutisthis66204)
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Were all going to realize that we would rather be in regular school than online school

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjsavt/were_all_going_to_realize_that_we_would_rather_be/ (lam005)
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"Do not cross" police lines are always shown in TV only when they are being crossed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjsatw/do_not_cross_police_lines_are_always_shown_in_tv/ (justthinkofacoolname)
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We start a sentence with You’re but end with you are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjsa8a/we_start_a_sentence_with_youre_but_end_with_you/ (trojanAMERICAN)
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As everyone is entering self isolation, NSFW flairs on posts will soon become irrelevant

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjs87w/as_everyone_is_entering_self_isolation_nsfw/ (PhoenixFlamebird)
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If elephants didn't have trunks they'd find it impossible to eat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjs7s5/if_elephants_didnt_have_trunks_theyd_find_it/ (raresaturn)
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Summer break may have already started for some students if cancellations are extended

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjs6ve/summer_break_may_have_already_started_for_some/ (garnt311)
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Every gang member that lives on the street is homeless.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjs6on/every_gang_member_that_lives_on_the_street_is/ (ice_cream_is_good)
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A man made a soup so bad it killed thousands of people and crashed the world's economy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjs5y7/a_man_made_a_soup_so_bad_it_killed_thousands_of/ (pacosteles)
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Because nearly everyone has to stay at home, porn sites are probably visited more than ever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjs5vi/because_nearly_everyone_has_to_stay_at_home_porn/ (Captain_Jorik)
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When you speedrun something, you are playing it more to play it less

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjs52j/when_you_speedrun_something_you_are_playing_it/ (FireBall1881)
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The most depressing thing is how few people are bull buying pet food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjs4sd/the_most_depressing_thing_is_how_few_people_are/ (NovelTAcct)
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If you have a car, you’ve probably killed more flies than you have had thoughts about sex

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjs42t/if_you_have_a_car_youve_probably_killed_more/ (MinecraftTechSupport)
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All of a sudden, all of the people that chose YouTubing as their main source of income look like absolute geniuses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjs24m/all_of_a_sudden_all_of_the_people_that_chose/ (subdudeman)
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Your brain has such a huge database of sounds that you know exactly what your dining room table would sound like if you were to tap it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjs1hp/your_brain_has_such_a_huge_database_of_sounds/ (Cyanide_Jam)
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If you can make it hot enough, you can literally melt a baby

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjs1e5/if_you_can_make_it_hot_enough_you_can_literally/ (Anti-Llama64)
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We are gonna be stuck looking at Instagram models in not exotic locations for a while.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjrz5t/we_are_gonna_be_stuck_looking_at_instagram_models/ (kevinowdziej)
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We don't have to mark something NSFW if everyone is working from home.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjryl1/we_dont_have_to_mark_something_nsfw_if_everyone/ (morethannothingQQ)
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Batman’s bat signal only works on cloudy nights.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjrxij/batmans_bat_signal_only_works_on_cloudy_nights/ (SmokeMasterFlex78)
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The number of visits to porn sites is going to skyrocket in the next few weeks or even months.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjrtgs/the_number_of_visits_to_porn_sites_is_going_to/ (liburacci)
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Check body temperature with infrared readers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjrt7f/check_body_temperature_with_infrared_readers/ (loyeemanchi)
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Being blind in these times must be even tougher than it normally is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjrsh2/being_blind_in_these_times_must_be_even_tougher/ (ramen_samosa)
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Frequency of Home Burglaries are likely down this week, and offices/places of work are up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjrr5j/frequency_of_home_burglaries_are_likely_down_this/ (BadgerOfParadise)
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One day, people will walk outside and won't realize why real life looks worse than video games.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjrqjd/one_day_people_will_walk_outside_and_wont_realize/ (TomKark)
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Currently, for a large portion of the world, the advice ‘Don’t do drugs, stay in school’ may cause more harm than good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjrpx9/currently_for_a_large_portion_of_the_world_the/ (RFlArrow)
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The show Growing Pains was unrealistic because Boner only popped his head up once in a blue moon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjrpjw/the_show_growing_pains_was_unrealistic_because/ (rnielsen776)
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People who speedrun games play the game more to play the game less

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjro80/people_who_speedrun_games_play_the_game_more_to/ (FireBall1881)
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Youtubers have the most coworkers in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjrn6b/youtubers_have_the_most_coworkers_in_the_world/ (relaxedsweat)
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In a universe with infinite timelines, there's probably one where magic is actually a thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjrla7/in_a_universe_with_infinite_timelines_theres/ (SergeantPsycho)
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Asking what someone's least favorite food is a way better tell of there personality than asking there favorite

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjrjh7/asking_what_someones_least_favorite_food_is_a_way/ (C3pin0)
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In another universe we evolved buttmouths that use methane to power speech.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjrip3/in_another_universe_we_evolved_buttmouths_that/ (churniglow)
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Everyone hates when a positive dream is interrupted but if it was never interrupted we would just not remember it most likely.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjri3h/everyone_hates_when_a_positive_dream_is/ (_Idiot__Savant_)
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Eating a cupcake out of someone's ass demonstrates a great deal of commitment..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjrfeb/eating_a_cupcake_out_of_someones_ass_demonstrates/ (PartiallyTwistd)
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There'll be a new record of number of movies released in a single day when this outbreak is over.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjrf10/therell_be_a_new_record_of_number_of_movies/ (kawalchugh)
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We can never be certain of the past.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjresj/we_can_never_be_certain_of_the_past/ (RussFlame14)
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With everyone being locked in their house we will probably become a new generation of boomers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjrece/with_everyone_being_locked_in_their_house_we_will/ (cammonty1999)
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The Kardashian's real talent is not having any.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjre2f/the_kardashians_real_talent_is_not_having_any/ (PartiallyTwistd)
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Being old or having asthma in Wuhan is literally the death sentence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjrd8i/being_old_or_having_asthma_in_wuhan_is_literally/ (Cheesefiend1)
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Quite possibly the only way of universal communication that every language will understand is laughing,

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjrcwu/quite_possibly_the_only_way_of_universal/ (Pinkpatty76)
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the older the pictures of people get, the younger they will look

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjrc3y/the_older_the_pictures_of_people_get_the_younger/ (autocorget)
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The Ides Of March really sucked ass this year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjrc0s/the_ides_of_march_really_sucked_ass_this_year/ (Mumblix_Grumph)
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The number of COV-19 cases in US must be much higher given the number of celebrities and athletes testing positive yet only under 4000 confirmed cases

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjrbm2/the_number_of_cov19_cases_in_us_must_be_much/ (Wiscoman)
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A lot of people won’t be pinched on St. Patrick’s Day this year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjraux/a_lot_of_people_wont_be_pinched_on_st_patricks/ (fa1afel)
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I'm starting to think the Mayan prophecy about the end of world in 2012 was just a typo.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjr9t4/im_starting_to_think_the_mayan_prophecy_about_the/ (theriffguy)
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The Italian instruments per capita must be near the tops in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjr9i5/the_italian_instruments_per_capita_must_be_near/ (Zeaus03)
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Weightlifters in the Marvel universe probably think the Hulk sets an impossible standard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjr81a/weightlifters_in_the_marvel_universe_probably/ (Becauseisaidsotoo)
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Most of the showerthoughts are made while "working from home" these days

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjr7zz/most_of_the_showerthoughts_are_made_while_working/ (Cherego)
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Tier 1 technical support is people getting paid literally to tell you to turn it off and back on again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjr7dk/tier_1_technical_support_is_people_getting_paid/ (icuthroughthewindow)
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This is probably one of the rare times everyone at the gym is actually wiping down their equipment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjr5om/this_is_probably_one_of_the_rare_times_everyone/ (stempdog218)
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If dogs and cats didn’t have self-cleaning buttholes, humans would probably not have them as indoor pets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjr49r/if_dogs_and_cats_didnt_have_selfcleaning/ (saxbrack)
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So much talk of remote work this year. There are gonna be a floodgate of articles, blogs about how companies are doing it and how they have been doing it forever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjr429/so_much_talk_of_remote_work_this_year_there_are/ (byeproduct)
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Germs make sure you're never alone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjr3b3/germs_make_sure_youre_never_alone/ (lions-n-tigers)
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If humans had tails, there would probably be a tail fetish category on every porn site.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjr312/if_humans_had_tails_there_would_probably_be_a/ (ChilledSn0w)
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Sales of pants will drop this year because people working from home will be attending video conferences only in their shirts and underwear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjr24u/sales_of_pants_will_drop_this_year_because_people/ (samyukthrathod)
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they’re gonna hit us with the COVID19S and the COVID19S+ next

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjr22l/theyre_gonna_hit_us_with_the_covid19s_and_the/ (AppleberryJames)
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The only way not to spell wrong wrong is by spelling it wrong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjr1xx/the_only_way_not_to_spell_wrong_wrong_is_by/ (PuggyOG)
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Gangnam Style is Kpop

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjr0r4/gangnam_style_is_kpop/ (Angry_Welshman123)
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On the internet everybody cares too much. In reality, everyone cares too little.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjr0iy/on_the_internet_everybody_cares_too_much_in/ (fishlesspoke)
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The real estate market is about to have serious issues if they’re not already. No one is going to open houses or to check out houses at all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjqztx/the_real_estate_market_is_about_to_have_serious/ (LAW1212)
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The pickup line “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, cause you’re a angel” demonstrates a huge deficiency in the speakers knowledge of angelic mythology

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjqzd5/the_pickup_line_did_it_hurt_when_you_fell_from/ (nueoritic-parents)
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The average hand has never been cleaner in humanity's history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjqyti/the_average_hand_has_never_been_cleaner_in/ (IRuinYourPrompt)
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Having so many people working from home would make employers realize how many jobs can be done remotely and home much money can be saved because of that

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjqybr/having_so_many_people_working_from_home_would/ (Nrqsb)
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It’s a good thing humans reproduce faster than rabbits. We are dumb as rocks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjqxxi/its_a_good_thing_humans_reproduce_faster_than/ (bismuthwasframed)
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40% of accidents occur in the home therefore self isolation will actually end up injuring loads of us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjqxgw/40_of_accidents_occur_in_the_home_therefore_self/ (LL112)
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Taking a shit is basically a dildo in reverse

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjqxbe/taking_a_shit_is_basically_a_dildo_in_reverse/ (Artemispotato)
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If someone spelt the word ‘fifth’ like ‘fith’ most people wouldn’t notice or not know what was wrong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjqwwn/if_someone_spelt_the_word_fifth_like_fith_most/ (tacrumble)
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Stylish gloves are going to be a popular fashion again soon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjqwk9/stylish_gloves_are_going_to_be_a_popular_fashion/ (TwitterSucks69)
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Nothing unites stay at home dads like "arm chair expertise".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjqwk7/nothing_unites_stay_at_home_dads_like_arm_chair/ (lulusulu)
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The air vents in spy movies are way too clean

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjqu0r/the_air_vents_in_spy_movies_are_way_too_clean/ (ColdButtcheek69)
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We will have over energy consumption's problems soon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjqrmy/we_will_have_over_energy_consumptions_problems/ ([deleted])
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The majority of the movie Inside Out took place in a matter of 2-3 days. We don't count the first part of Riley growing up because that wasn't part of the main plot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjqqs2/the_majority_of_the_movie_inside_out_took_place/ (The_Legendary_Yeeter)
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Maybe Mayans were wrong only by 8 yars

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjqq82/maybe_mayans_were_wrong_only_by_8_yars/ (bluedogmilano)
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It could be that Ents are real but none of our trees have aged long enough to display consciousness yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjqp8r/it_could_be_that_ents_are_real_but_none_of_our/ (Solest044)
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There's definetly going to be a South Park episode about the past couple of weeks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjqojg/theres_definetly_going_to_be_a_south_park_episode/ (ISledge759)
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Looking on the bright side, at least the environment and vulnerable ecosystems get a bit of a reset!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjqo16/looking_on_the_bright_side_at_least_the/ (seekmazzy)
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There's more sooner than later in life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjqmw8/theres_more_sooner_than_later_in_life/ (powerscunner)
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When the market goes down the common advice you hear is to "buy the dip" but no one ever says which flavor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjqjcb/when_the_market_goes_down_the_common_advice_you/ (Kimbster)
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It's actually scary that times like these show us how unprepared we'd be during a zombie outbreak.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjqhx0/its_actually_scary_that_times_like_these_show_us/ (TheVoyd_)
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The 'Roaring Twenties' has a whole new meaning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjqhwd/the_roaring_twenties_has_a_whole_new_meaning/ (Djderpboi)
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Aborted babies never died, they were never born in the first place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjqh8m/aborted_babies_never_died_they_were_never_born_in/ (lukipower97823)
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An overclocked CPU is a computer turned up to 11

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjqgon/an_overclocked_cpu_is_a_computer_turned_up_to_11/ (lelak13)
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In the case of a global shutdown, so many hipsters/influencers who pretend to be working will be out of a fictional job.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjqg9x/in_the_case_of_a_global_shutdown_so_many/ (zevHS)
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Somewhere, someone, will take the biggest crap in human history, but will like go to their grave never having received credit for what will possibly have been the pièce de résistance of their life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjqfxb/somewhere_someone_will_take_the_biggest_crap_in/ (chemicalyouth)
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A cooler is as much a heater as it is a cooler

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjqemg/a_cooler_is_as_much_a_heater_as_it_is_a_cooler/ (MistrMe)
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The opposite of Slim Shady is Thicc Sunny

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjqdmx/the_opposite_of_slim_shady_is_thicc_sunny/ (SpectreA19)
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A culture you werent raised by will always seem funny/strange to you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjqcm4/a_culture_you_werent_raised_by_will_always_seem/ (imagine_thinking)
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All months feel different.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjqbwc/all_months_feel_different/ (lukipower97823)
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In few hundreds of years “I’m from earth” will actually help people know someone’s location

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjqb8x/in_few_hundreds_of_years_im_from_earth_will/ (Captain_PizzaBoii)
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Going to work is currently NSFW

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjqb2k/going_to_work_is_currently_nsfw/ (moneybot13)
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The bat that started all this is easily the most famous bat ever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjq9oh/the_bat_that_started_all_this_is_easily_the_most/ (tannhauser_busch)
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It's really nice when your dog is at daycare and you can open the fridge without getting harassed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjq95j/its_really_nice_when_your_dog_is_at_daycare_and/ (juicypoopmonkey)
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You have no idea where the nearest giraffe is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjq957/you_have_no_idea_where_the_nearest_giraffe_is/ (Alex_Boi69)
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Huge Population Boom Incoming..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjq8tu/huge_population_boom_incoming/ (legendz411)
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No matter how well they pick up sound, your ears are great at collecting your tears when you are lying on your back.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjq8op/no_matter_how_well_they_pick_up_sound_your_ears/ (churniglow)
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There's going to be a whole bunch of spring cleaning going on pretty soon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjq767/theres_going_to_be_a_whole_bunch_of_spring/ (loco_ped)
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Children's teachers weave the fabric of our society

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjq677/childrens_teachers_weave_the_fabric_of_our_society/ (Nintendophile79)
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Some Chinese dudes craving for bat soup, wrecked the entire world economy, that was one expensive meal..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjq5ue/some_chinese_dudes_craving_for_bat_soup_wrecked/ (abrandis)
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When you cover a star in the night sky, you blocked photons that were traveling hundreds of thousands of years from reaching your eye. The saddest part is, they got super close too, and avoided everything in space just to get to your eye.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjq5ht/when_you_cover_a_star_in_the_night_sky_you/ (BluMeeb)
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We will finally get to enjoy the homes we pay for by going to work by working from home.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjq51p/we_will_finally_get_to_enjoy_the_homes_we_pay_for/ (OnceUponACockapuss)
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At one point in your life the day you die becomes closer than the day you were born

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjq4nx/at_one_point_in_your_life_the_day_you_die_becomes/ (Adi-craft)
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It's safe to go outside, because everyone is staying in to be safe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjq47w/its_safe_to_go_outside_because_everyone_is/ (McFreddieMercury)
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Most people don't notice how tall they've grown until you suddenly are taller than your parents.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjq3bm/most_people_dont_notice_how_tall_theyve_grown/ (howlongismyname)
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The solution to this bog roll madness is simple: a bidet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjq2tc/the_solution_to_this_bog_roll_madness_is_simple_a/ (Chilli-byte-)
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Quite a few people are showing that they wouldn't survive one day in a zombie apocalypse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjq295/quite_a_few_people_are_showing_that_they_wouldnt/ (Mash404)
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Corpses cannot consent, because they are dead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjq1sq/corpses_cannot_consent_because_they_are_dead/ (Plus-Staff)
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It’s possible that questions like “Ridiculous, not?” are actually shortened tag questions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjq10u/its_possible_that_questions_like_ridiculous_not/ (DMQ932)
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Free-range, grass-fed animals on a farm seem like a really good thing until the animals are the workers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjpzh0/freerange_grassfed_animals_on_a_farm_seem_like_a/ (gentlewoolfy)
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Salt & Pepper are technically Spice Girls

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjpx5g/salt_pepper_are_technically_spice_girls/ (Thesaurususaurus)
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There are probably many people who haven't fully watched Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" because Rick Rolling has taught them to avoid the song

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjpw7a/there_are_probably_many_people_who_havent_fully/ (nerdymixture)
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During lockdown, the homeless will die...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjpw1i/during_lockdown_the_homeless_will_die/ (Blood2999)
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It's ironic that 1%'ers are telling everybody to stop hoarding supplies while all along we have been asking them to stop hoarding money and tax cuts, which has landed us in a situation where people feel the need to hoard supplies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjpvvl/its_ironic_that_1ers_are_telling_everybody_to/ (Spajster)
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If Nickelback wasn't sufficiently talented, people wouldn't understand the joke about how bad they are because they wouldn't have heard about them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjptt0/if_nickelback_wasnt_sufficiently_talented_people/ (implicatureSquanch)
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your future yourself is probably talking about you rn

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjptl2/your_future_yourself_is_probably_talking_about/ (Basil_the_tree)
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There’s something poetic about A powerful person being made into a statue and then having birds and homeless people shit on him

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjpt7r/theres_something_poetic_about_a_powerful_person/ (Abrainwithabody)
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Calling yourself modest is immodest and calling yourself attractive is unattractive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjpsva/calling_yourself_modest_is_immodest_and_calling/ (Sa_l)
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One of the hard realities of the near future may be having to dig your own latrine hole while you really, really have to go

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjpr26/one_of_the_hard_realities_of_the_near_future_may/ (Ivotedforher)
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tomorrow will probably be one of the most celebrated st patrick's day on a weekday

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjppta/tomorrow_will_probably_be_one_of_the_most/ (somebadmeme)
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The urban dictionary will be extremely useful for future internet historians

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjpoaa/the_urban_dictionary_will_be_extremely_useful_for/ (ErohaTamaki)
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Atoms does 100% reflect damage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjpo3k/atoms_does_100_reflect_damage/ (thiagofer93)
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With all mass gatherings and schools being closed due to coronavirus there sure are going to be a lot less mass shooting (thankfully).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjpo37/with_all_mass_gatherings_and_schools_being_closed/ (GR33NMON5TER)
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We normally never fill a cup up to what it can actually hold. Just about 4/5 of the cup or less.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjplnm/we_normally_never_fill_a_cup_up_to_what_it_can/ (SupercoolLion12)
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There will be less pinching on St. Patrick's day this year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjpl7o/there_will_be_less_pinching_on_st_patricks_day/ (goop15)
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People’s hoarding of supplies is a great metaphor for Republicans’ mentality on wealth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjpiqz/peoples_hoarding_of_supplies_is_a_great_metaphor/ (hiimln)
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The first person to react to something surprising with "Jesus Christ!" Probably made everyone double take.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjph62/the_first_person_to_react_to_something_surprising/ (Lauzagna)
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We have a new memory to tell our grandchildren.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjpgbz/we_have_a_new_memory_to_tell_our_grandchildren/ ([deleted])
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Most people assume there are a lot more normal and reasonable people in this world than those who aren’t... then there’s people who’s done retail and know the truth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjpgba/most_people_assume_there_are_a_lot_more_normal/ (icuthroughthewindow)
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People will have more respect for the food service industry, after having to cook their own food for 2 weeks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjpfkb/people_will_have_more_respect_for_the_food/ (BreathingLeaves)
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One day, we won't be able to keep making jokes about old people not knowing how to use smartphones or social media

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjpf3m/one_day_we_wont_be_able_to_keep_making_jokes/ (TheDoctor__50)
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Kids born in early 2021 will be the Next Gen Boomers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjpe88/kids_born_in_early_2021_will_be_the_next_gen/ (Akirohan)
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Homeschoolers are probably laughing at us trying to adjust to school from home.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjpcjt/homeschoolers_are_probably_laughing_at_us_trying/ (shield124)
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With everyone being stuck at Home during these times. We may end up seeing a spike in Pregnancies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjpbtm/with_everyone_being_stuck_at_home_during_these/ (KiimicalWARFARE)
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Game developers that drop a game early during the outbreak are probably going to make bank off all the bored people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjpbsr/game_developers_that_drop_a_game_early_during_the/ (AK_dude_)
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In the future when people look at old things on the internet, they will think "everyone who commented here is dead already"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjpbhy/in_the_future_when_people_look_at_old_things_on/ (ErohaTamaki)
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During this whole hoarding fiasco, the extreme couponers from TV were probably just home laughing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjpbc9/during_this_whole_hoarding_fiasco_the_extreme/ (Pinet666)
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People buying extra items at the supermarket for fear of stock running out has been a self-fulfilling prophecy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjpbaa/people_buying_extra_items_at_the_supermarket_for/ (OlympusMan)
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You can completely change any conversation with a single picture

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjp8v5/you_can_completely_change_any_conversation_with_a/ (Sad_Conservative)
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This whole mess probably started because some kid asked a genie for another week of Spring Break.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjp8f6/this_whole_mess_probably_started_because_some_kid/ (mouthofrandom)
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If your parents were an accident then so are you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjp6w7/if_your_parents_were_an_accident_then_so_are_you/ (donald-dunk)
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This two week quarentine will have a massive positive impact on society because people will have a chance to pursue hobbies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjp2fp/this_two_week_quarentine_will_have_a_massive/ (Weatheredwalker)
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The thought, "Wow, this is really happening" has probably been trending pretty heavily in peoples brains the past few weeks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjp0fu/the_thought_wow_this_is_really_happening_has/ (Galen_the_grifter)
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Due to us being locked inside for the foreseeable future, we all have an amazing opportunity to teach ourselves new skills or read books that haven’t left our shelves in years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjozbs/due_to_us_being_locked_inside_for_the_foreseeable/ (Tupper415)
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Advertising your pizza as 100% Italian is no longer a good business practice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjoy7r/advertising_your_pizza_as_100_italian_is_no/ (MrMoth993)
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As bad as the circumstances are, some people are getting some much needed sleep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjovcu/as_bad_as_the_circumstances_are_some_people_are/ (ATC65)
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If we are stuck inside for a year there will be another baby boom to replace the one that's dying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjov3f/if_we_are_stuck_inside_for_a_year_there_will_be/ (becauseiliketoupvote)
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If dolphins were to achieve human intelligence, they would build "land parks" for amusement instead of water parks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjoubm/if_dolphins_were_to_achieve_human_intelligence/ (Hq3473)
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Cartoons turn green when they are about to puke, but never brown when they get diarrhea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjolox/cartoons_turn_green_when_they_are_about_to_puke/ (ss045)
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Every time you cut your finger, or hurt it, it's almost always your middle finger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjoi9i/every_time_you_cut_your_finger_or_hurt_it_its/ (villagersammy)
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Cor0navirus is to the U.S. what a blue screen of death is to a pc

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjngvm/cor0navirus_is_to_the_us_what_a_blue_screen_of/ (twintowersrubble)
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There is suddenly a social stigma against going out to be social.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjn1r1/there_is_suddenly_a_social_stigma_against_going/ (majanklebiter)
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There are going to be a lot of babies conceived when we’re all cooped up with nothing better to do than smoosh smoosh.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjcjn3/there_are_going_to_be_a_lot_of_babies_conceived/ (riddus)
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We are about to see a huge blow back over the “work from home” idea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjcghq/we_are_about_to_see_a_huge_blow_back_over_the/ (SatanicFolkRemedy)
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Youtubers and truck drivers have the highest level of job security at the moment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjbimq/youtubers_and_truck_drivers_have_the_highest/ (EWPsies)
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The flu kills 24,000 people a month on average, let that sink in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fjacxo/the_flu_kills_24000_people_a_month_on_average_let/ (andy34p)
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Cells multiply by dividing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fj94kz/cells_multiply_by_dividing/ (ItsL3gacy)
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20 years from now there will be teenagers running around and unplugging electric cars from the charging stations as a prank

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fj8yxx/20_years_from_now_there_will_be_teenagers_running/ (KebabTheShrimp)
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The button in the movie, The Box, essential what corporations and world leaders have.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fj8eg0/the_button_in_the_movie_the_box_essential_what/ (samg76)
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Getting shower thoughts is a proof of how we have the knowledge but we don't usually connect things or understand them deeply to find their roots with other things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fj8bw9/getting_shower_thoughts_is_a_proof_of_how_we_have/ (Sakyy_K)
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When Juice Wrld said "We ain't making it past 21" he he meant 2021.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fj6j03/when_juice_wrld_said_we_aint_making_it_past_21_he/ (Reichtangle_Ottoturk)
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Money isn't yours, it's just tour turn to spend it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/finzzi/money_isnt_yours_its_just_tour_turn_to_spend_it/ (bigsmoke3131)
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It's kinda weird how rare it is to see anyone wearing clothes that you own

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/finaoz/its_kinda_weird_how_rare_it_is_to_see_anyone/ (BreachyJoe)
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There are gonna be a lot of babies in 9 months.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fi9spk/there_are_gonna_be_a_lot_of_babies_in_9_months/ (peonypanties)
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It may be cheaper to wipe with bank notes this day and age

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fi8gio/it_may_be_cheaper_to_wipe_with_bank_notes_this/ (Adamdanielfisher)
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When we were young and our parents told us to turn down the radio when we were singing, it was probably their little elusive way of paying a compliment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fi8a4d/when_we_were_young_and_our_parents_told_us_to/ (orpedewon)
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Bloomberg spent more money on a failed campaign than most of us will make in a lifetime

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fi85eq/bloomberg_spent_more_money_on_a_failed_campaign/ (ItsMrTree)
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Maybe the world did end in 2012 and this poor excuse for a decade has been a post apocalypse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fi80dn/maybe_the_world_did_end_in_2012_and_this_poor/ (LordShadowDream)
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In about nine months we are going to see a LOT of babies being born.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fi7khb/in_about_nine_months_we_are_going_to_see_a_lot_of/ (mamoth100)
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You can probably use your search history like a Ouija board to speak to the FBI.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fi7iqy/you_can_probably_use_your_search_history_like_a/ (sebas_2468)
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Pornhub did more for Italy than the EU.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fi6b6s/pornhub_did_more_for_italy_than_the_eu/ (AndyFilmLover)
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A decent amount of a school budget must be generated by soda can tabs if every school does it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fi693k/a_decent_amount_of_a_school_budget_must_be/ (sorryihaveaids)
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An intervention is a group therapy but for only one person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fi5rqa/an_intervention_is_a_group_therapy_but_for_only/ (bigcat715)
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Blind people could be seeing normally when they dream

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fi4arn/blind_people_could_be_seeing_normally_when_they/ (KhanBopy)
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The Bachelor is a gameshow where thirty women compete for Instagram followers, and one unlucky lady has to get engaged.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fi3f4z/the_bachelor_is_a_gameshow_where_thirty_women/ (CallMeMcNotEmsee)
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A vagina is a cockpit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fi2rth/a_vagina_is_a_cockpit/ (boneless_skeleton1)
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As working from home and automation become increasingly prevalent, people will one day live in gentrified corporate office buildings the same way some of us now live in gentrified industrial buildings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fi1ozd/as_working_from_home_and_automation_become/ (the-medium-cheese)
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Gorillas probably have really bad back pain when they get old.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fi0dt2/gorillas_probably_have_really_bad_back_pain_when/ (Larkeinthepark)
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If the monsters under the bed and in the closet were actually real, they’d probably be dead real soon due to lack of food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhubjg/if_the_monsters_under_the_bed_and_in_the_closet/ (The-Pokester)
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The person who invented the bidet was super far ahead of their time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhsbhk/the_person_who_invented_the_bidet_was_super_far/ (Donimation73)
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On a long enough timeline, every castle is a sand castle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhr732/on_a_long_enough_timeline_every_castle_is_a_sand/ (codymaverick)
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Water is technically wireless.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhpu9y/water_is_technically_wireless/ (R4yvex)
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Magic is medieval science-fiction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhpref/magic_is_medieval_sciencefiction/ (DolooresH4ze)
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Jeff Bezos must be really happy about the coronavirus outbreak as that means less people in malls and more people shopping on Amazon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhpm7k/jeff_bezos_must_be_really_happy_about_the/ (MansNotHot772)
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Girlscout Cookies are a Pyramid Scheme

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhoyvt/girlscout_cookies_are_a_pyramid_scheme/ (suicidemeteor)
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This is the stupidest “end of the world” movie I’ve ever seen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhoy96/this_is_the_stupidest_end_of_the_world_movie_ive/ (jeffdrafttech)
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From 3 people fighting for the same laptop to having 3 laptops to myself, how far we've come

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhoocn/from_3_people_fighting_for_the_same_laptop_to/ (joe9nov)
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E-Sports is about to have a spike in viewers with all the land sports getting cancelled and postponed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhol19/esports_is_about_to_have_a_spike_in_viewers_with/ (bugchild9)
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At some point soon you’d have had better odds playing the lottery rather than investing in the last three years of the stock market.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fho175/at_some_point_soon_youd_have_had_better_odds/ (nabuhabu)
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If you own a funeral home and business is booming, it’s a good thing and a bad thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhnxb8/if_you_own_a_funeral_home_and_business_is_booming/ (Twitch_Skysace)
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March Madness is now March Sadness

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhnuh2/march_madness_is_now_march_sadness/ (hostetlm)
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If you run out of toilet paper and can’t find any in the stores just go to CVS and buy a pack of gum

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhnllv/if_you_run_out_of_toilet_paper_and_cant_find_any/ (justjoshingiu)
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Toilet Paper is the very last thing you need during a pandemic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhnk2h/toilet_paper_is_the_very_last_thing_you_need/ (bikeandfish)
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Psychologists are human plungers, they help individuals bring their shit up to process and handle it in a more productive way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhnj2u/psychologists_are_human_plungers_they_help/ (mongoose_rider)
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"I was born too late to explore the world and too early to explore the universe" might be right, but we were born just right to witness the world collapsing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhni2b/i_was_born_too_late_to_explore_the_world_and_too/ (HoodiesBoi)
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Viral events went viral because of viral events

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhnfdj/viral_events_went_viral_because_of_viral_events/ (Archer2408)
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Unsliced bread was probably the greatest invention before sliced bread.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhnchk/unsliced_bread_was_probably_the_greatest/ (Balmeri)
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The whole beer thing is getting really overblown.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhmtnz/the_whole_beer_thing_is_getting_really_overblown/ (Mansierge)
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If you draw a pencil, the drawing's lead will always be exactly the same shade as an actual pencil.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhmsw2/if_you_draw_a_pencil_the_drawings_lead_will/ (Jbobisboss)
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Either you can pronounce either as either or either.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhmqgq/either_you_can_pronounce_either_as_either_or/ (bInGwItTyY)
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The Data you have about the word Data, decides whether you pronounce data as data or data

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhmq22/the_data_you_have_about_the_word_data_decides/ (bInGwItTyY)
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If you bully a bully, the number of bullies in the world remains the same

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhmmox/if_you_bully_a_bully_the_number_of_bullies_in_the/ (bInGwItTyY)
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A pandemic is one of the only times where having no friends or family is a good thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhmm6u/a_pandemic_is_one_of_the_only_times_where_having/ (IntoTheMystic1)
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You could be on news tomorrow yet you don’t know it yet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhmj8o/you_could_be_on_news_tomorrow_yet_you_dont_know/ (Mantiix1)
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All the doomsday preppers must be thinking "I'm vindicated" right about now.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhmhzs/all_the_doomsday_preppers_must_be_thinking_im/ (infinit9)
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The devil is technically good, because he punishes the bad people in the afterlife.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhmhjq/the_devil_is_technically_good_because_he_punishes/ (skyfarter)
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This is a pretty awkward time to have a regular cold.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhmh89/this_is_a_pretty_awkward_time_to_have_a_regular/ (landerson22)
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If the universe is not infinite in ever way, then we're in a time loop.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhm5bg/if_the_universe_is_not_infinite_in_ever_way_then/ (Cyber_Wraith_2)
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it is an unwritten rule that we must hit the enter key harder than the other keys on a keyboard

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhloi0/it_is_an_unwritten_rule_that_we_must_hit_the/ (juniorDuck)
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The only true thing in the movie Titanic is the sinking part.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhlm4a/the_only_true_thing_in_the_movie_titanic_is_the/ (trebleclefofficial)
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Technically, butter is a milkshake.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhljr3/technically_butter_is_a_milkshake/ (JudgeJudyApproved)
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Spending $300 on a bidet toilet seat doesn't seem like a bad investment right about now.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhliyg/spending_300_on_a_bidet_toilet_seat_doesnt_seem/ (Topcon7)
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Toilet Papering a house could now be considered a donation for some people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhlhk0/toilet_papering_a_house_could_now_be_considered_a/ (BigBoiBobbyBones)
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There's probably going to be a lot of wrapped houses this Halloween.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhlgmh/theres_probably_going_to_be_a_lot_of_wrapped/ (FantomFenix)
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The amount of people you killed sounds very different to the amount of kills you have gotten.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhlco1/the_amount_of_people_you_killed_sounds_very/ (PrinceOPancakes)
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If time pauses, we wouldn't realise unless something happened

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhlbow/if_time_pauses_we_wouldnt_realise_unless/ (xbox360noscope)
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If you're focusing on a project and there's someone talking, it's easier to focus if you can't understand the language.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhlbbi/if_youre_focusing_on_a_project_and_theres_someone/ (PixelSteel)
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Capitalizing Every Word In A Sentence Just Makes It Sound Like A Song Title By Fall Out Boy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhlb75/capitalizing_every_word_in_a_sentence_just_makes/ (dweebwithoutglasses)
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Your hand won't be chopped off if you put it in a fan, it will just hurt tremendously. Your parents have lied to you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhl9pb/your_hand_wont_be_chopped_off_if_you_put_it_in_a/ (LazertheRedditer)
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If the market keeps dropping, eventually we can use currency as toilet paper and toilet paper as currency.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhl9ni/if_the_market_keeps_dropping_eventually_we_can/ (innuendobot-5000)
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Corona killing boomers might be good new for the environment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhl4h6/corona_killing_boomers_might_be_good_new_for_the/ (Mortivoreeee)
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Due to all the panic people are forced to relax at home, with their families, doing chill things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhl1oh/due_to_all_the_panic_people_are_forced_to_relax/ (signaltea)
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Black Mirror is lacking a global pandemic episode

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhkytn/black_mirror_is_lacking_a_global_pandemic_episode/ (foldo)
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Sports talk radio is gonna be pretty dry in about 4 days

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhkxyx/sports_talk_radio_is_gonna_be_pretty_dry_in_about/ (MikeisET)
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The documentary for Corona virus should be titled "Don't F**k With Bats"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhkvp7/the_documentary_for_corona_virus_should_be_titled/ (yoshigronk)
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All it took was the consumption of one exotic animal to start a global pandemic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhkfj4/all_it_took_was_the_consumption_of_one_exotic/ (mjd1119)
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Nothing like a pandemic to remind you who owns your email address

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhka3h/nothing_like_a_pandemic_to_remind_you_who_owns/ (yentrouC21)
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your phone is barely ever actually at 100%

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhjsvd/your_phone_is_barely_ever_actually_at_100/ (mr_sharkie)
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With all of the quarantining going on and colleges shutting down discord must have seen a big increase in use.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhj2kn/with_all_of_the_quarantining_going_on_and/ (King__Vitaman)
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John Cena seems like Hermione Granger transfigured a charismatic ox into a human.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhih8z/john_cena_seems_like_hermione_granger/ (BreatheMyStink)
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This pandemic will be a good apocalypse survival story for our grandkids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhid1i/this_pandemic_will_be_a_good_apocalypse_survival/ (Jasonjones2002)
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If you run out of toilet paper, just buy a breakfast sandwich. They always come with enough napkins for a family of four.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhhnjv/if_you_run_out_of_toilet_paper_just_buy_a/ (lateavatar)
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2020 is the new 2016.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhh9ol/2020_is_the_new_2016/ (Andrzw-)
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Something we haven't imagined yet will become the norm because of this pandemic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhfmvv/something_we_havent_imagined_yet_will_become_the/ (WhereDidAllTheWineGo)
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The commute this morning was surprisingly smooth, free of packed cars and traffic. And that terrifies me.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fhfmgx/the_commute_this_morning_was_surprisingly_smooth/ (DankDarkDirk)
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It'll be Kind of Neat to see Millennials actually go through Hardship in the Coming Months. The Complaining is really going to come into its own...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fham4m/itll_be_kind_of_neat_to_see_millennials_actually/ (pbr3000)
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We're watching the live-action version of Pandemic Legacy on hard mode in real time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh9la4/were_watching_the_liveaction_version_of_pandemic/ (hermioneisgreat)
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Tom Hanks gets to star in his own real life pandemic instead of just acting in a movie about one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh9itk/tom_hanks_gets_to_star_in_his_own_real_life/ (Hot_Donald)
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Howie Mandel has been prepping for this pandemic for years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh9gep/howie_mandel_has_been_prepping_for_this_pandemic/ (Wyllyum_Cuddles)
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Google probably has some satellite view photographs of UFO's

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh8x7k/google_probably_has_some_satellite_view/ (og_roa)
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“I’ll risk going out in public just to have a date with you.” is now a pickup line.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh7poz/ill_risk_going_out_in_public_just_to_have_a_date/ (I-suck-at-golf)
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Your cell phone probably has more harmful bacteria on it than if you licked toilet paper covered with someone else’s shit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh7jst/your_cell_phone_probably_has_more_harmful/ ([deleted])
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Only two months but this year is already unforgettable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh7ilh/only_two_months_but_this_year_is_already/ (BilexOS)
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Flashbacks for Vietnamese people can probably all be considered 'Nam flashbacks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh7i1d/flashbacks_for_vietnamese_people_can_probably_all/ (JimJammy43)
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The dirtiest place in any building is the top of the community Purell Bottle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh7hz9/the_dirtiest_place_in_any_building_is_the_top_of/ (GaryTheOptimist)
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Fear based Toilet Paper Buying is a Prisoner's Dilemma. If you and your neighbors only buy as much as usual, everyone has enough toilet paper. If your neighbor buys in excess, you get no toilet paper. If you buy in excess, your neighbor gets no toilet paper.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh7hf0/fear_based_toilet_paper_buying_is_a_prisoners/ (Egoash)
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When you're a kid, having a romantic crush on a child actor or child character is okay and even treated as cute. But it doesn't stay cute as you age...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh7gza/when_youre_a_kid_having_a_romantic_crush_on_a/ (PockettesMJV)
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If you hole punch a donut hole, it becomes a donut

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh7f4v/if_you_hole_punch_a_donut_hole_it_becomes_a_donut/ (Blanny64)
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Dick pics are responsible for creating Snapchat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh7en3/dick_pics_are_responsible_for_creating_snapchat/ (limache)
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Someone’s job at the company that makes carts for grocery stores is to make sure that only three out of four wheels work correctly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh7dyz/someones_job_at_the_company_that_makes_carts_for/ (Donimation73)
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The only reason people still know Shakespeare is because schools keep teaching about him

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh7da8/the_only_reason_people_still_know_shakespeare_is/ (sgt_sniper)
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We're still living in ancient times, just ancient times with lasers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh7cqm/were_still_living_in_ancient_times_just_ancient/ (powerscunner)
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Dying of old age is dying of not dying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh7c8m/dying_of_old_age_is_dying_of_not_dying/ ([deleted])
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Not putting on the Wii remote strap was more worrying for what you'll break rather than breaking the remote itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh7c85/not_putting_on_the_wii_remote_strap_was_more/ (TickleMonsterCG)
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‪With everybody stuck indoors due to quarantines and cancellations, the graduating high school classes of 2038 will doubtlessly be enormous ‬

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh7am7/with_everybody_stuck_indoors_due_to_quarantines/ (NordyNed)
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Everything we teach our children is an indoctrination of some sort.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh79c6/everything_we_teach_our_children_is_an/ (Munoff)
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Wearing a blazer, shirt, tie and boxers during an Skype interview is normal for a guy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh797c/wearing_a_blazer_shirt_tie_and_boxers_during_an/ (kzrovi)
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Participation trophies are meant to reward kids for following the rules and finishing what they started because most of the time in life you're really only competing against your own self-doubt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh78wt/participation_trophies_are_meant_to_reward_kids/ (Hot_Donald)
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No one in the world of Grand Theft Auto ever locks their car doors while driving

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh78ap/no_one_in_the_world_of_grand_theft_auto_ever/ (pokeboy626)
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Dying of old age is dying of not dying

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh772u/dying_of_old_age_is_dying_of_not_dying/ (Tmanrocks717)
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Wanking is literally fucking your hand

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh768s/wanking_is_literally_fucking_your_hand/ (CoolBoi82)
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If deepfakes improve, deepfakes of debates could be used to see how much a candidate's appearance and voice influences their results.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh75n7/if_deepfakes_improve_deepfakes_of_debates_could/ (UniquelyBadIdea)
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More than likely a year from today more companies and white collar industries will allow employees to work from home reducing the average 40 hour work week due to the forced trials of the practice due to today’s pandemic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh74lb/more_than_likely_a_year_from_today_more_companies/ (skinow84)
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The first guy to change his Tinder profile to "has 2 ply" will have the matches rollin in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh73u3/the_first_guy_to_change_his_tinder_profile_to_has/ (Boredguy32)
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For all we know we taste great to animals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh72lb/for_all_we_know_we_taste_great_to_animals/ (KWAKUDATSU)
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There is probably a significant amount of people who masturbate more out of stress than for pleasure

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh72g0/there_is_probably_a_significant_amount_of_people/ (kooolaid_1)
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In a world where The Quiet Place was real, you’d have people outside yelling because they don’t like being told what to do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh726u/in_a_world_where_the_quiet_place_was_real_youd/ (acrolos)
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You can tell the temp outside by how firm your butter is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh7141/you_can_tell_the_temp_outside_by_how_firm_your/ (DeChef2)
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In the Star Trek universe, because of everyone's 'universal translator', unless people were actually speaking the same language, no one's mouth would match up with what's being heard

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh6zji/in_the_star_trek_universe_because_of_everyones/ (FalconerGuitars)
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Successful disaster preparation is looking like you overreacted because not much bad happened.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh6zdj/successful_disaster_preparation_is_looking_like/ (MacchaExplosion)
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One day every single original thought will be posted here

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh6yf5/one_day_every_single_original_thought_will_be/ (KWAKUDATSU)
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If video games are what cause kids to be violent, then why is it still easy to beat them up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh6xkv/if_video_games_are_what_cause_kids_to_be_violent/ (robomac___)
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A submarine shaped like aquaman and crewed by promiscuous gay sailors could be a seaman full of seamen full of semen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh6xce/a_submarine_shaped_like_aquaman_and_crewed_by/ (EarthMarsUranus)
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There's a chance one-ply toilet paper might become a new norm

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh6wsq/theres_a_chance_oneply_toilet_paper_might_become/ (Lord_Azian)
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“the” is a really hard word to define

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh6v30/the_is_a_really_hard_word_to_define/ (Lord_Ardmore)
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Halloween costume makers are probably stocking up on materials to make life size Coronaviruses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh6uwb/halloween_costume_makers_are_probably_stocking_up/ (gibson6594)
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Butterflies are the most popular of all the flies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh6tlj/butterflies_are_the_most_popular_of_all_the_flies/ (Elrap)
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Acting like you lost something instead of admitting that you accidentally broke it, always made sense in kid logic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh6sh7/acting_like_you_lost_something_instead_of/ (OnceUponACockapuss)
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Calvin & Hobbes, Garfield, Peanuts, and The Far Side are the Mount Rushmore of comic strips and there's really no legitimate argument to be made for any others.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh6sdf/calvin_hobbes_garfield_peanuts_and_the_far_side/ (FunetikPrugresiv)
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If everyone is quarantined, taking the census will be a lot easier.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh6qql/if_everyone_is_quarantined_taking_the_census_will/ (bruek53)
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No Walmart has probably ever had all their registers open at once

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh6qjz/no_walmart_has_probably_ever_had_all_their/ (moneybot13)
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The brain named its self

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh6qip/the_brain_named_its_self/ (TylerIsLitNospace)
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Maybe the Empire lost to the rebels because Darth Vader force choked all of the competent high ranking officers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh6qid/maybe_the_empire_lost_to_the_rebels_because_darth/ (fiftystorms)
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If Californian's stayed in California the WORLD wouldn't suck so much

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh6pds/if_californians_stayed_in_california_the_world/ (purplepooters)
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Toiletpaper is the new Beanie Baby

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh6nl2/toiletpaper_is_the_new_beanie_baby/ (blondebuilder)
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There will probably be significantly less cold and flu illnesses with everyone washing their hands.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh6n8x/there_will_probably_be_significantly_less_cold/ (Notdbl)
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You never really have to tell people to stop touching their face with their feet, thankfully

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh6m1x/you_never_really_have_to_tell_people_to_stop/ (v3621)
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Supreme Hand Sanitizer would probably be their highest selling item

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh6kxh/supreme_hand_sanitizer_would_probably_be_their/ (Shuau_21)
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Pickle flavored potato chips and lemon flavored Oreos have no right being in anyone’s pantry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh6kvw/pickle_flavored_potato_chips_and_lemon_flavored/ ([deleted])
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If robots took all of our jobs, no one would ever have to work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh6kpq/if_robots_took_all_of_our_jobs_no_one_would_ever/ (Hayroth)
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People don't pick their noses because it's a social norm, but that's probably prevented a lot of people from getting sick over the course of history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh6k9d/people_dont_pick_their_noses_because_its_a_social/ (Trevsauce88)
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Cleaning and hygiene brands must be raking in a fortune thanks to media scares

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh6j8x/cleaning_and_hygiene_brands_must_be_raking_in_a/ (Lord_Azian)
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Because wasps use chemicals to sting us and we use chemicals to kill them, aren’t we technically at a chemical warfare with wasps.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh6ijd/because_wasps_use_chemicals_to_sting_us_and_we/ ([deleted])
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There's going to be a lot of TP'd houses this halloween

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh6hf0/theres_going_to_be_a_lot_of_tpd_houses_this/ (idgafjake)
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You never actually stop clapping, just the time in between claps gets longer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh6h2t/you_never_actually_stop_clapping_just_the_time_in/ (LuxNA)
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There’s probably tons of infections on the top of a hand sanitizer bottle but they’re stopped by the hand sanitizer a moment later

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh6fjl/theres_probably_tons_of_infections_on_the_top_of/ (_DragonBlade_)
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Once we get true AI as companions in video games it’s gonna be really sad to watch them die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh6fj8/once_we_get_true_ai_as_companions_in_video_games/ (YourGuyLando)
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If we're living in The Matrix it seems someone probably forgot to update their antivirus software.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh6eul/if_were_living_in_the_matrix_it_seems_someone/ (smokeymctokerson)
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Your emotions are infectious and you have the ability to choose which direction you take the people with you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh6en4/your_emotions_are_infectious_and_you_have_the/ ([deleted])
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Every time you pass an oncoming car on a two lane road you’re technically inches from death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh6dci/every_time_you_pass_an_oncoming_car_on_a_two_lane/ (FiggerWiddaN)
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An ironic part of the human condition is the fundamental fact that we’re not comfortable being human.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh6bqn/an_ironic_part_of_the_human_condition_is_the/ (fuck_dat_shit_)
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It's sad people are fighting over toilet paper more than food during an epidemic. Even more sad they are fighting rather than helping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh6b5z/its_sad_people_are_fighting_over_toilet_paper/ (NotoriousFreak)
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Not long ago people used coughs to cover up farts, now it's the other way around.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh6b20/not_long_ago_people_used_coughs_to_cover_up_farts/ (abelknows)
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Ben Franklin never knew his face would touch so much cocaine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh69xx/ben_franklin_never_knew_his_face_would_touch_so/ (joevilla1369)
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You spend all your life looking for guests for your funeral

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh69pv/you_spend_all_your_life_looking_for_guests_for/ ([deleted])
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Everyone looks kinda gay walking downhill.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh69bs/everyone_looks_kinda_gay_walking_downhill/ (baalpwns)
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There is no top or bottom to an Oreo

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh699p/there_is_no_top_or_bottom_to_an_oreo/ (Blaydius)
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Neil Armstrong's school teacher must have felt stupid when she didn't believe he wanted to be an astronaut when he was older.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh67pq/neil_armstrongs_school_teacher_must_have_felt/ (Beallend)
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The countries that used to be the axis powers are now ridiculously good at making cars

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh6618/the_countries_that_used_to_be_the_axis_powers_are/ (DumbFuckingDumbfuck)
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This is the reclusive's Golden Age. There has never been a better time to be someone who has limited human contact that spends all their time gaming and masturbating.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh642d/this_is_the_reclusives_golden_age_there_has_never/ (Bobanich)
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With basketball games now being played in empty arenas now, start embracing the sound of squeaky shoes on a court.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh6418/with_basketball_games_now_being_played_in_empty/ (thecars1979)
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People currently in the international space station are probably pretty happy that they’re stuck up there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh63ye/people_currently_in_the_international_space/ (VaiterZen)
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Gluten intolerants avoid gluten. Egg intolerants avoid egg. Lactose intolerants chug milk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh63ka/gluten_intolerants_avoid_gluten_egg_intolerants/ (weak-bones-banished)
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Cashews are wooden shrimp

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh62yk/cashews_are_wooden_shrimp/ ([deleted])
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You realize that you truly live an introverted life when you completely miss Girl Scout cookie season.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh62qz/you_realize_that_you_truly_live_an_introverted/ (mrbignaughtyboy)
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You can't imagine not to remember something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh62l9/you_cant_imagine_not_to_remember_something/ (whydidIgethere)
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The way things are going we’re going to see a lot of December birthdays.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh628j/the_way_things_are_going_were_going_to_see_a_lot/ (ffdjensen)
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If women left the toilet seats up there would never be pee on the toilet seat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh6236/if_women_left_the_toilet_seats_up_there_would/ (Goatbaaad)
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There has never been a cheaper time to fly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh61p4/there_has_never_been_a_cheaper_time_to_fly/ (TrussBus)
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Men cannot flex their penis muscles without also flexing their anus.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh61n9/men_cannot_flex_their_penis_muscles_without_also/ (pterv2112)
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Potato chip bags have just too much air.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh614h/potato_chip_bags_have_just_too_much_air/ (SraKerrigan00)
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The more corruptible your race is, the more rings you get

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh612j/the_more_corruptible_your_race_is_the_more_rings/ (omeysalvi)
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Pets around the world probably think they did something very right to have company all day now.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh60rg/pets_around_the_world_probably_think_they_did/ (very-random-person)
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A crockpot is meat potpourri.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh603l/a_crockpot_is_meat_potpourri/ (Seattle_Artifacts)
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Santa probably has the strongest bones in the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5zun/santa_probably_has_the_strongest_bones_in_the/ (JimbobinShivakadoo)
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If you're staying in to limit the spread of & your exposure to COVID19, you can still support local biz by buying gift vouchers to redeem later.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5zqm/if_youre_staying_in_to_limit_the_spread_of_your/ (NoFeetSmell)
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To "sleep like a baby" is to wake up in the middle of the night screaming because you're hungry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5zkx/to_sleep_like_a_baby_is_to_wake_up_in_the_middle/ (ItsdarknessYT)
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It's amazing how quickly society can break down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5zfr/its_amazing_how_quickly_society_can_break_down/ (JesusChristSuperDerp)
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If grave diggers die they become the problem they dealt with

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5zeo/if_grave_diggers_die_they_become_the_problem_they/ (whyapplespls)
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To "sleep like a baby" is to wake up in the middle of the night screaming because you're hungry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5z7m/to_sleep_like_a_baby_is_to_wake_up_in_the_middle/ (ItsdarknessYT)
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Mother Nature reorganizes sunshine and dirt into some pretty delicious combinations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5yq9/mother_nature_reorganizes_sunshine_and_dirt_into/ (CiaranDotCom)
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It took a global pandemic to make people recognize that spreading your disease can cause a global pandemic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5ypw/it_took_a_global_pandemic_to_make_people/ (186282_4)
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Sleeping could feel just as long as being awake but we just don't remember it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5yo8/sleeping_could_feel_just_as_long_as_being_awake/ (Torbaz)
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The person who truly invents a way to send a smell over the internet is going to be a billionaire.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5xq9/the_person_who_truly_invents_a_way_to_send_a/ (logthumero)
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It’s socially acceptable to sit on a staircase in a public area as an adult, but not on the floor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5xm7/its_socially_acceptable_to_sit_on_a_staircase_in/ (Hushtonebob)
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When you have a dream, it’s technically designed to never have a nice fulfilling ending, therefor making dreams basically really unsatisfying fantasies that you’ll never get to really complete.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5wly/when_you_have_a_dream_its_technically_designed_to/ (ARandomAutismo)
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The last thing a restaurant dishwasher washes each day is themself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5wjt/the_last_thing_a_restaurant_dishwasher_washes/ (ElChupatigre)
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Everyone being home while quarantined from school, work, and events could cause a global baby boom

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5we1/everyone_being_home_while_quarantined_from_school/ (basstard8)
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Usually the bigger the dog breed is, the shorter the lifespan. Clifford must have lived a really short life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5vrs/usually_the_bigger_the_dog_breed_is_the_shorter/ (RufRufRufio)
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Graveyards are going to be a great source of oil in several million years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5vfg/graveyards_are_going_to_be_a_great_source_of_oil/ (ThatWayneO)
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Gamers and socially anxious people have waited for this their whole lives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5uws/gamers_and_socially_anxious_people_have_waited/ (Starlord_who)
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Going up the stairs two steps at a time is faster than taking them one by one. But going down, its faster to just use them normally.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5ue5/going_up_the_stairs_two_steps_at_a_time_is_faster/ (use_roll_on)
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There’s a very very small chance that at any moment a gorilla could kill you, no matter where you are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5t17/theres_a_very_very_small_chance_that_at_any/ (BoseVati)
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A lot of us probably have a specific traffic light we absolutely hate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5st3/a_lot_of_us_probably_have_a_specific_traffic/ (PreparedForAnalSex)
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Hoarder or not; toilet paper will never again be seen the same in a grocery store checkout line.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5rtb/hoarder_or_not_toilet_paper_will_never_again_be/ (justmethedude)
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We're entering a "Snow Month!"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5rjw/were_entering_a_snow_month/ (Dojustly)
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If everything going down now would have happened in 2012... things would have really hit the fan.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5rey/if_everything_going_down_now_would_have_happened/ (ChinaInnovation)
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The villains are the good guys in their own eyes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5rb4/the_villains_are_the_good_guys_in_their_own_eyes/ (Murgu007)
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Technically we have almost 4 minutes to live but every time we breathe oxygen it resets the timer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5qw6/technically_we_have_almost_4_minutes_to_live_but/ ([deleted])
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With no crowds at NCAA’s March Madness, they will have to consider calling it Mediocre March Matches

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5qk4/with_no_crowds_at_ncaas_march_madness_they_will/ (Donimation73)
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A lot of babies are going to be born as a result of all these quarantines

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5q78/a_lot_of_babies_are_going_to_be_born_as_a_result/ (xirkonium)
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A condom is a hazmat suit for one's penis.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5p6x/a_condom_is_a_hazmat_suit_for_ones_penis/ (rocklandweb)
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Boys probably start taking much more initiative to make their own beds around the age of twelve.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5ot2/boys_probably_start_taking_much_more_initiative/ (Haisabi)
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Cats have everything they need to dance but never had a reason to learn how to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5olx/cats_have_everything_they_need_to_dance_but_never/ (theantperson)
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The word “pants” is plural, but there is no such thing as a pant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5oky/the_word_pants_is_plural_but_there_is_no_such/ (xrbeaky)
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Theme parks can snap a crystal clear picture of you on a roller coaster at 70 mph, but bank cameras can't get a clear shot of a robber standing still.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5o8w/theme_parks_can_snap_a_crystal_clear_picture_of/ (Toon2004)
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10 years ago if you had a flip phone you were poor and outdated, now you're a rich and a tech geek

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5nsz/10_years_ago_if_you_had_a_flip_phone_you_were/ (r_sheil)
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Randomly hearing your favorite song on the radio is more satisfying than playing it directly from your ipod.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5npk/randomly_hearing_your_favorite_song_on_the_radio/ (Toon2004)
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For years a country has expressed concern for its increasing elderly population. And now news is coming out that they silenced those who knew of the threat early on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5nbz/for_years_a_country_has_expressed_concern_for_its/ (Havoc_Unlimited)
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It’s ok to have a favorite parent but it’s not ok to have a favorite child.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5mzr/its_ok_to_have_a_favorite_parent_but_its_not_ok/ (Despicable_carl)
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If the zombie apocalypse broke out, and everyone that has died became undead, then orphans wouldn’t be orphans anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5mpv/if_the_zombie_apocalypse_broke_out_and_everyone/ (DuztyLipz)
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More people would use car turn signals if auto makers did away with the sound they make altogether since nobody likes to hear them anyways.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5mnz/more_people_would_use_car_turn_signals_if_auto/ (Mtbguy56)
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If you are locking yourself in your house for 2 weeks, why are you stock piling sanitizer...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5m84/if_you_are_locking_yourself_in_your_house_for_2/ (boringusername7)
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There is a doctor out there with the surname Pepper.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5lye/there_is_a_doctor_out_there_with_the_surname/ (OftenLocked)
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Life may be a journey, but don't worry for there's always a parking place at the end.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5ltl/life_may_be_a_journey_but_dont_worry_for_theres/ (David_Diron)
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Most people hate it when the tiniest bit of spittle lands on them, but love it when it’s glazed over their genitals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5lr8/most_people_hate_it_when_the_tiniest_bit_of/ (EpicDragonKing)
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dying of old age is life saying you are too goo at surviving

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5khs/dying_of_old_age_is_life_saying_you_are_too_goo/ (thegentlespy)
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Trivia night is a really good way to see how much useless information your peers know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5k4n/trivia_night_is_a_really_good_way_to_see_how_much/ (Sweaty_Soup)
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The most realistic thing about the Harry Potter books was that a kid who was very popular in school ended up with a dull mid level desk job after graduation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5jjp/the_most_realistic_thing_about_the_harry_potter/ (step6666)
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Captain Underpants’ underpants are not under anything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5i9a/captain_underpants_underpants_are_not_under/ (Sweaty_Soup)
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One day we might have to differentiate between Europeans and Europians.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5hmk/one_day_we_might_have_to_differentiate_between/ (oldmanbombin)
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We all have little moments of stupidity, yet we always make fun of each other for having them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5h7s/we_all_have_little_moments_of_stupidity_yet_we/ (TheTrueChickenlord)
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The reason that waitresses and cashiers get hit on such much is that nobody else is actually nice to men.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5h51/the_reason_that_waitresses_and_cashiers_get_hit/ (Snazzy_Serval)
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With 7 billion+ people on Earth, there's never a second of the day that two aren't having sex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5fuc/with_7_billion_people_on_earth_theres_never_a/ (SmellMyWeenie)
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November implies that there is a yesvember

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5flf/november_implies_that_there_is_a_yesvember/ (DoatyWomble)
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You can throw a birthday party/baby shower/bar mitzvah, but when you "throw" a funeral it just sounds wrong

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5f21/you_can_throw_a_birthday_partybaby_showerbar/ (MFRarii)
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You don't wash your hands, you just stand there watching your hands washing each other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5erv/you_dont_wash_your_hands_you_just_stand_there/ (alOOshXL)
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A zombie apocalypse would probably be over in a week or two because, virtually everyone knows exactly how to deal with zombies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5eci/a_zombie_apocalypse_would_probably_be_over_in_a/ (Dachande1324)
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The age allowed to enter a strip club and to exit Chuck-E-Cheese is the same

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5dt7/the_age_allowed_to_enter_a_strip_club_and_to_exit/ (SmegmaCheeseBoard)
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The toilet paper hoarders are mostly the ones making it hard to get toilet paper. They’re doing it to themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5ds2/the_toilet_paper_hoarders_are_mostly_the_ones/ (little-conrad)
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People in 100 years will be posting on the internet how we do things now and be interested

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5dj4/people_in_100_years_will_be_posting_on_the/ (DaveSFM)
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All the women that said “not if you were the last person on earth” might have to rethink that statement

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5did/all_the_women_that_said_not_if_you_were_the_last/ (colloquialshitposter)
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Seeing as how chickens are the closest modern descendant of dinosaurs, dinosaur nuggets are the closest you can get to eating actual dinosaurs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5dfk/seeing_as_how_chickens_are_the_closest_modern/ (loserisu)
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The loading sign is probably the most viewable symbol of the modern world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5dcv/the_loading_sign_is_probably_the_most_viewable/ (C0DENAME-)
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Business is probably booming for cleaning companies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5d9o/business_is_probably_booming_for_cleaning/ (elscotto80)
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Playing a bad looking 3D game can be a worse experience than playing a 2D game.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5d9l/playing_a_bad_looking_3d_game_can_be_a_worse/ (Jagtogg)
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Bagels are pasta because they are boiled dough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5ciq/bagels_are_pasta_because_they_are_boiled_dough/ (ArcadeKingpin)
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"Emo" kids are still "Emo" they've just slowly conformed to what society views as "normal" on the outside.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5cda/emo_kids_are_still_emo_theyve_just_slowly/ (OnceUponACockapuss)
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There could be an civilized species that dominated the world before us but will never be known due to any evidence of civilization being erased by millions or years of decay.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5c6g/there_could_be_an_civilized_species_that/ (Bluechair607)
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Everyone now working and taking classes online from home will hopefully show how beneficial remote/learning can be.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5c15/everyone_now_working_and_taking_classes_online/ (OptimisticPlatypus)
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Snow groomers are in fact giant, mechanical lobsters

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5awd/snow_groomers_are_in_fact_giant_mechanical/ (uacnix)
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Parents that yell at their kids in public are embarrassing themselves more than the kid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5atk/parents_that_yell_at_their_kids_in_public_are/ (trumumo)
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openin the door. who is that

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh59u4/openin_the_door_who_is_that/ (Daggerdinger)
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The grim reaper is always a silent killer that you never see coming.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh59cp/the_grim_reaper_is_always_a_silent_killer_that/ (OnceUponACockapuss)
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Buying bulk toilet paper is useless unless you buy bulk food to use it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh58oj/buying_bulk_toilet_paper_is_useless_unless_you/ (kclayton91)
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Car rides must be like roller coasters for dogs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh582x/car_rides_must_be_like_roller_coasters_for_dogs/ (siggyx)
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The probability of a coin landing on heads or tails is actually not 50 50 as there is a 1/6000 chance of landing on its side.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh57jt/the_probability_of_a_coin_landing_on_heads_or/ (UnDe4d)
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Every show or movie you flip through on TV is someone in the worlds absolute favorite show/movie of all time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh57hi/every_show_or_movie_you_flip_through_on_tv_is/ (everynamewastaken131)
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Someone holds the world record for the longest shower

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh575j/someone_holds_the_world_record_for_the_longest/ (moneybot13)
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There's no greater treasure than seeing the person next to you happy about you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh56ns/theres_no_greater_treasure_than_seeing_the_person/ (AzonatoX)
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It's super awkward if you actually need toilet paper at the moment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh55ba/its_super_awkward_if_you_actually_need_toilet/ (wheresthehummus22)
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Cross-stitching is IRL pixel art

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh554i/crossstitching_is_irl_pixel_art/ (The_Doubtful_Owl)
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Every newly registered world record has the world record for having the highest total sum of registered world records.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh54qf/every_newly_registered_world_record_has_the_world/ (AveryRealBoi)
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Tired is both a feeling and a state.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh543n/tired_is_both_a_feeling_and_a_state/ (cishell2)
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Now, when students have to work online they can paste links in their esseys to make references

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh52wv/now_when_students_have_to_work_online_they_can/ (kileruncio)
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For as much as they drive, you never see taxis at gas stations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh5289/for_as_much_as_they_drive_you_never_see_taxis_at/ (HDragon_)
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Everyone on Earth is probably in a chain of knowing each other, i.e you know a barber in another city, he knows his uncle and so on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh51ic/everyone_on_earth_is_probably_in_a_chain_of/ (Frallex1)
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Lazers can simultaneously fix or remove your eyesight

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh51gj/lazers_can_simultaneously_fix_or_remove_your/ (sloshedaf)
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Mordecai was simping over a woman who probably has a cloaca

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh510b/mordecai_was_simping_over_a_woman_who_probably/ (Domiepic)
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The NCAA just adjusted their settings. Crowd noise: 0. Announcer: 20. Floor Noise: 100.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh50za/the_ncaa_just_adjusted_their_settings_crowd_noise/ (smokythebrad)
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The canned food drives this holiday season are going to be epic after all the panic buying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh509b/the_canned_food_drives_this_holiday_season_are/ (AsGoodAndAsBadAsI)
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Lamps in video games are using real electricity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh506z/lamps_in_video_games_are_using_real_electricity/ (ponyplus)
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When you teach something to someone, you’re also inadvertently teaching that lesson to countless others in the future as they teach others the same lesson.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh4yim/when_you_teach_something_to_someone_youre_also/ (plumpprop)
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Maybe one day there will be so many plagues that everyone will be quarintined to the region they were born in their whole lives. Globalization will have been a brief historical phenomenon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh4yal/maybe_one_day_there_will_be_so_many_plagues_that/ (king_of_the_hyraces)
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Introverts will think self-quarantine will be quite pleasant

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh4xl3/introverts_will_think_selfquarantine_will_be/ (warrchaser)
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One day Madagascar will be the oldest civilization

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh4wv5/one_day_madagascar_will_be_the_oldest_civilization/ (moneybot13)
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Plastic toys of dinosaurs are made of real dinosaurs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh4vqn/plastic_toys_of_dinosaurs_are_made_of_real/ (TheWurmiestCoil)
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Probably not a whole lot of people buying Twister these days.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh4vlj/probably_not_a_whole_lot_of_people_buying_twister/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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We regularly pay top dollar for shrink wrapped chunks of bodily flesh.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh4vbe/we_regularly_pay_top_dollar_for_shrink_wrapped/ (Mansierge)
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For all you know, life is never ending

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh4v4l/for_all_you_know_life_is_never_ending/ (SupremeFridge)
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Saying the tens is a lot worse than saying the twenties or the 90s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh4uwe/saying_the_tens_is_a_lot_worse_than_saying_the/ (Meg4watts)
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Charging people to get tested for a pandemic you helped spread is an IRL form of microtransactions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh4ukg/charging_people_to_get_tested_for_a_pandemic_you/ (CenturionElite)
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Bananas are edible strippers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh4tzo/bananas_are_edible_strippers/ (ReddMcNaughton)
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Animals who fight by targeting the neck of their prey/attacker must have extreme difficulty fighting snakes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh4tvq/animals_who_fight_by_targeting_the_neck_of_their/ (noahlk01)
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Fish are dying to hunt fishermen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh4tp2/fish_are_dying_to_hunt_fishermen/ (ZzKRzZ)
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The reason we think flies are really good at entering a room but really bad at leaving is probably because they’re actually really bad at entering the room as well. We just see the one attempt that succeeds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh4to3/the_reason_we_think_flies_are_really_good_at/ (Meyousus)
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Parents in the future will show their kids Snapchat memories of them when they were babies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh4t9s/parents_in_the_future_will_show_their_kids/ (OldFashionPie)
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The more basic the animal pic, the more elaborate the back story.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh4t7w/the_more_basic_the_animal_pic_the_more_elaborate/ (ericd50)
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no one can hate a nice bottle of water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh4sqe/no_one_can_hate_a_nice_bottle_of_water/ (Daggerdinger)
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Every square is a rectangle but every rectangle is not a square

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh4s2l/every_square_is_a_rectangle_but_every_rectangle/ (MAHDICKSMALL)
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The Devil and his temptations is a personification of our radical individualistic desires. "Evil" things, murder, theft, lust, usury, etc don't necessarily benefit the group, so therefore those things are evil. Temperance, marriage, charitable acts, etc... benefit the group, so those actions = good

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh4qjj/the_devil_and_his_temptations_is_a/ (TheManWhoIsNotHere)
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There are going to be so many Corona costumes this Halloween that people will get more sick of it than the current virus.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh4pxl/there_are_going_to_be_so_many_corona_costumes/ (ZayFrames)
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Maybe we are all dead and we can only see other dead people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh4px5/maybe_we_are_all_dead_and_we_can_only_see_other/ (OnceUponACockapuss)
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At one point in time clothes became more focused on accessory than necessity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh4pwf/at_one_point_in_time_clothes_became_more_focused/ (Looney_forner)
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Cows can drink breast milk, but nobody gives it to them cause it feels like an abomination.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh4oto/cows_can_drink_breast_milk_but_nobody_gives_it_to/ (weak-bones-banished)
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If a ghost is the spirit of something that was once alive, then the vast majority of them have to be bacteria.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh4nnf/if_a_ghost_is_the_spirit_of_something_that_was/ (siovhy)
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As long as fantasy books exist, we will never run out of content to make movies from

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh4n8i/as_long_as_fantasy_books_exist_we_will_never_run/ (Galexio)
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You can buy expensive disinfectant at liquor stores

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh4mwg/you_can_buy_expensive_disinfectant_at_liquor/ (tmassey28)
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Someday someone decided to scratch an itch, and everyone just went with it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh4mm9/someday_someone_decided_to_scratch_an_itch_and/ (YTFatGuyGaming)
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It’s lucky that our bodies don’t make noises when we’re horny like it does when we’re hungry or gassy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh4m47/its_lucky_that_our_bodies_dont_make_noises_when/ (Catalytic_Potato)
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In about a year there is going to be a boom of quarantine babies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh4lvk/in_about_a_year_there_is_going_to_be_a_boom_of/ (ThatDopamine)
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The risk of spreading C19 by touching your face or your “junk” is the same but notice authorities aren't telling you to stop touching your “you know what”... that's because they know that ain't gonna happen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh4lhv/the_risk_of_spreading_c19_by_touching_your_face/ (VerbotenPublish)
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As a male, if you eat enough you can get your own set of boobs to play with.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh4l49/as_a_male_if_you_eat_enough_you_can_get_your_own/ (Mansierge)
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Literally everyone is in a minority.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh4i51/literally_everyone_is_in_a_minority/ (astrotheastro)
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It's really easy to get sick in the soup aisle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh4hrp/its_really_easy_to_get_sick_in_the_soup_aisle/ (Wolfetariat)
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The sound of some laughs really make you cringe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh4get/the_sound_of_some_laughs_really_make_you_cringe/ (Amiecdee)
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There will be a boom in "quarantined" babies born in 9 months,

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh4f2y/there_will_be_a_boom_in_quarantined_babies_born/ (Chefitutide)
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Earth is a space station.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh4eue/earth_is_a_space_station/ (devotion1)
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Acme was the Amazon of Looney Tunes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh4ehd/acme_was_the_amazon_of_looney_tunes/ (YTFatGuyGaming)
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Documents won't last much if gathered in electricity based technology. Probably the humans before us will be better known than ourselves in the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh4e6y/documents_wont_last_much_if_gathered_in/ (aureamnauiculae)
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Hansel and Gretel was the first time Germans were popular for putting someone in an oven.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh4dva/hansel_and_gretel_was_the_first_time_germans_were/ (sgt_sniper)
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You never realize how itchy your face gets until you’re told to not touch your face (especially with the things going on currently)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh4dha/you_never_realize_how_itchy_your_face_gets_until/ (FTPBREN)
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If you feel unsafe while walking alone at night, start coughing and maybe spit a couple times on the sidewalk. Thanks to the COVID19, whoever's thinking of tailing you will do a full 180º.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh4dg9/if_you_feel_unsafe_while_walking_alone_at_night/ (weak-bones-banished)
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Life is a game we all play...and our destination is the same... it's how we play that truly matters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh4cwe/life_is_a_game_we_all_playand_our_destination_is/ (Matt_Acton)
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If you feel unsafe while walking alone at night, start coughing and maybe spit a couple times on the sidewalk. Whoever's thinking of tailing you will do a full 180º.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh4cuz/if_you_feel_unsafe_while_walking_alone_at_night/ ([deleted])
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If you’re in a rut, that’s a bad thing. But if you’re in the groove, that’s a good thing. But linguistically speaking, they’re the same things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh4by4/if_youre_in_a_rut_thats_a_bad_thing_but_if_youre/ (SorryIhurtyou806)
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Feel like someone's following you in the street? Just start coughing. Bet you they'll keep their distance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh4b9p/feel_like_someones_following_you_in_the_street/ ([deleted])
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As allergy/sneezing season approaches, vehicle accidents just have to increase.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh4amv/as_allergysneezing_season_approaches_vehicle/ (Makesposters)
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"Enjoy your VD" is a nice text to get from an ex on February 14th, but terrifying any other day of the year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh4a40/enjoy_your_vd_is_a_nice_text_to_get_from_an_ex_on/ (tekmiester)
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If you are above the age of 12, you've experienced at least 1 year worth of each month.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh4891/if_you_are_above_the_age_of_12_youve_experienced/ (In5idiu5)
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In a hard enough hitting pandemic, most survivors will be bacteriophobic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh487h/in_a_hard_enough_hitting_pandemic_most_survivors/ (skorpen2)
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If someone pays for your entire meal, you feel happy with little guilt, but if somene pays just a bit for your meal, you feel guilty and feel like you owe them a lot more

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh471e/if_someone_pays_for_your_entire_meal_you_feel/ (Vyp3r_)
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The guy who flinches when someone pretends to punch him is way more prepared for a punch than the person who just stands there unflinchingly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh44wb/the_guy_who_flinches_when_someone_pretends_to/ ([deleted])
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The Hapsburgs weren't inbred, they were royally fucked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh443u/the_hapsburgs_werent_inbred_they_were_royally/ (myredditaccountimade)
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People who are irrationally buying tons of toilet paper are causing rational people to go out and buy toilet paper in fear of not being able to when they legitimately need it, which just furthers the issue of there not being enough supply.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh443h/people_who_are_irrationally_buying_tons_of_toilet/ (sleezysaul)
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You never fully realize how out of shape you are until you actually try to get back in shape.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh43qk/you_never_fully_realize_how_out_of_shape_you_are/ (RenegadeGobbler)
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If dogs could talk, we’d probably hear “I’m horny” more often than we’d like to

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh42da/if_dogs_could_talk_wed_probably_hear_im_horny/ (OhMyTummyHurts)
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Screwdrivers are either positive or negative.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh41qf/screwdrivers_are_either_positive_or_negative/ (joetothemo)
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6 degrees of separation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh418w/6_degrees_of_separation/ (bwaslo)
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You’ve probably discovered a new type of insect but thought it was already discovered so just ignored it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh40kv/youve_probably_discovered_a_new_type_of_insect/ (angelgames23)
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If you don’t have toilet paper you can always just take a shower.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh3zkz/if_you_dont_have_toilet_paper_you_can_always_just/ (tree_basher)
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People are going to spread coronavirus by unnecessarily stampeding Costco.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh3z8m/people_are_going_to_spread_coronavirus_by/ (Yawniebrabo)
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Humans are water-cooled.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh3yuh/humans_are_watercooled/ ([deleted])
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Calzones are Italian burritos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh3xp3/calzones_are_italian_burritos/ (meepersmeepmeeps)
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If Germany is the fatherland and Russia the motherland the battle of Stalingrad was a hardcore divorce

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh3xn5/if_germany_is_the_fatherland_and_russia_the/ (Louigilou2)
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When the next generation becomes parents, you’ll be able to scroll through adults’ instagrams and watch them become adults, post by post.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh3xl4/when_the_next_generation_becomes_parents_youll_be/ (jhhimmel15)
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What if everytime you freaked out and said “I’m just having another episode” there was actually a tv show somewhere in the universe where each episode was you freaking out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh3wja/what_if_everytime_you_freaked_out_and_said_im/ (Kromonaut33)
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there’s a utility pole somewhere out there that’s the oldest of them all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh3wi0/theres_a_utility_pole_somewhere_out_there_thats/ (iamnotanasian)
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Soulmates like ships in the night?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh3wgd/soulmates_like_ships_in_the_night/ (jag_gillar_dig)
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Now that more of the population is being quarantined a baby boom will start 40 weeks from now. Some of those kids will be named Covid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh3wdj/now_that_more_of_the_population_is_being/ (USTyphoon29)
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if i am lined up to be executed with other people and i’m the last one to die,anxiety is gonna kill me before the bullet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh3wao/if_i_am_lined_up_to_be_executed_with_other_people/ ([deleted])
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If there was a global quarantine in place or even a national one. How many animals eat from people's discarded food, like pigeons or city foxes. Would they start to starve without our discarded food on the streets?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh3vsa/if_there_was_a_global_quarantine_in_place_or_even/ (greeninthered)
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Shopping carts are modern day merchant carts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh3veo/shopping_carts_are_modern_day_merchant_carts/ (binfordb1)
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Is “tired” a state, or feeling?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh3v41/is_tired_a_state_or_feeling/ (cishell2)
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You have won at least one race in your life. (Sperm Race)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh3utx/you_have_won_at_least_one_race_in_your_life_sperm/ (krowdog_1029)
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Although cigarettes will never ever expire,the person smoking them eventually will.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh3u8c/although_cigarettes_will_never_ever_expirethe/ (Unoriginalmusic)
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If people could fly, flight-related death would be one of the most common reasons of death because of stupidity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh3u2b/if_people_could_fly_flightrelated_death_would_be/ (iambertan)
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Michael Lewis is probably already writing a book about the Coronavirus and the impact on the stock market.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh3ty9/michael_lewis_is_probably_already_writing_a_book/ (thundercloudtemple)
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Spongebob probably used to drive Patrick's rock around. Spongebob probably went to drive his rock and found Patrick living underneath. Instead of asking him to live somewhere else, they became best friends and Spongebob now struggles to adjust to a new form of driving.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh3tws/spongebob_probably_used_to_drive_patricks_rock/ (rifflesculpin)
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The sound of a cough close by now seems like a gunshot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh3tvf/the_sound_of_a_cough_close_by_now_seems_like_a/ (_make_meifucan)
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With the ever rising numbers of droughts, fires and heatwaves, instead of "I had fun in the holidays", future kids will say "I survived the holydays" when returning to school.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh3t53/with_the_ever_rising_numbers_of_droughts_fires/ (klassz)
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Girls with onlyfans accounts are just the boneless version of ones with vsco links in their bio.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh3t51/girls_with_onlyfans_accounts_are_just_the/ (DoctorSchleep)
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In a world where everything changes and nothing is certain, Arizona has always stay 99 cents.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh3t3f/in_a_world_where_everything_changes_and_nothing/ (AppleberryJames)
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While you grow up, your parents grow up with you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh3s49/while_you_grow_up_your_parents_grow_up_with_you/ (BiscuitaBoyo)
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A semi-truck ment something alot different in 1945.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh3rwc/a_semitruck_ment_something_alot_different_in_1945/ (thewatergun)
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The mods are bullies lately

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh3ris/the_mods_are_bullies_lately/ ([deleted])
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Just think. Any one of us could have hallucinations of people passing by us, yet we pay no attention to them and neither do other people so you have no proof that you are hallucinating.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh3rig/just_think_any_one_of_us_could_have/ (MadMadMadDog)
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Water can negate fall damage up to at least 192 feet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh3rdm/water_can_negate_fall_damage_up_to_at_least_192/ (iamtheahole)
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Lincoln gave up on the old Mark series after Mark VIII to avoid having to decide what to do about XIII.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh3q1c/lincoln_gave_up_on_the_old_mark_series_after_mark/ (Brother_-_John)
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We’ve really taken March Madness to whole new level this year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh3p8z/weve_really_taken_march_madness_to_whole_new/ (lucky_young_matador)
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If you ever want to see a multi billion year old rock in person, just look down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh3l5q/if_you_ever_want_to_see_a_multi_billion_year_old/ (intergalactic_retard)
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Some of us practice social distancing every day, no pandemic needed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh3l3f/some_of_us_practice_social_distancing_every_day/ (ladyoffate13)
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Since there is a chance of death due to sleep deprivation,you sleep to avoid permanent sleep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh3koz/since_there_is_a_chance_of_death_due_to_sleep/ (ilikecheezballz)
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The wrist is the throat of your hand

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh3kl1/the_wrist_is_the_throat_of_your_hand/ (lubinken)
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The past few weeks with COVID19 have been the exact plot of the montage that begins every zombie movie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh3jxg/the_past_few_weeks_with_covid19_have_been_the/ (Beret_of_Poodle)
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You can’t breathe through your nose while smiling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh3j0v/you_cant_breathe_through_your_nose_while_smiling/ (firetonian99)
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Somewhere out there, some people are working really hard to let the rest of the world be lazier.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh3i32/somewhere_out_there_some_people_are_working/ (droopydrip1007)
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Turning on the lights and radio before you leave your home at night will save you money from alarm company fees.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh3grg/turning_on_the_lights_and_radio_before_you_leave/ (waynedewho)
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You can reply “that’s what they want you to believe” to literally anything and it makes sense.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh3fj5/you_can_reply_thats_what_they_want_you_to_believe/ (Mr_FixShit)
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The true meaning of life is Wednesday

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh3czc/the_true_meaning_of_life_is_wednesday/ (MeanDigger)
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The periodic table is one of the only things learned in school that is continually being added on to

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh3c7b/the_periodic_table_is_one_of_the_only_things/ (Avyern1)
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You actually never stop clapping, it’s just the time between each clap is longer. Until you die and can’t finish the clap.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh3c2v/you_actually_never_stop_clapping_its_just_the/ (BL1TZK23)
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Looking at someone else's selfie is actually like looking at that person's reflection in the mirror.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh3c16/looking_at_someone_elses_selfie_is_actually_like/ (sunfaller)
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Parents use "you are a kid" and "are you a kid?" As per their convenience.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh3bt2/parents_use_you_are_a_kid_and_are_you_a_kid_as/ (ritzz2_0)
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Being White makes you a person of colours

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh3blq/being_white_makes_you_a_person_of_colours/ (CouldntMakeUpOne)
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Sneezing, coughing, yawning and burping all have the same air motion, just at different speeds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh3as9/sneezing_coughing_yawning_and_burping_all_have/ (Im_here_for_the_BASS)
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People are going to romanticise this time in history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh3aex/people_are_going_to_romanticise_this_time_in/ (FeFiFoPinky)
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The Turtles don't wear their masks so they can stay incognito, they wear them so people can tell them apart.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh39wh/the_turtles_dont_wear_their_masks_so_they_can/ (Bretzli)
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You could be in a coma and all this is a dream

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh38pd/you_could_be_in_a_coma_and_all_this_is_a_dream/ (clubby_21)
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Your dog probably sees itself in a different Color than you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh38cg/your_dog_probably_sees_itself_in_a_different/ (MelonInDisguise)
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It's kind of weird that reflections and photographs are the only ways we can see what we really look like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh380c/its_kind_of_weird_that_reflections_and/ (RagingTortoiseGaming)
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Even though dumbass and smartass are opposites they are both insults

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh35sh/even_though_dumbass_and_smartass_are_opposites/ (Colin1023)
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Jeans are the only article of clothing deemed acceptable to have holes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh34p5/jeans_are_the_only_article_of_clothing_deemed/ (human8ure)
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One side of the moon is always lit we’re just not able to see it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh34nu/one_side_of_the_moon_is_always_lit_were_just_not/ (andy34p)
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The dab can be used to teach kids to cough and sneeze into their elbow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh34f6/the_dab_can_be_used_to_teach_kids_to_cough_and/ (PeaceHoesAnCamelToes)
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Cows have no idea how good their milk tastes ice cold.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh348k/cows_have_no_idea_how_good_their_milk_tastes_ice/ (StickToTheTopic)
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Falling up stairs happens a lot more than falling down stairs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh33o1/falling_up_stairs_happens_a_lot_more_than_falling/ (Donimation73)
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We might live to see the day where coughing on someone is viewed as a hate crime

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh33np/we_might_live_to_see_the_day_where_coughing_on/ (vexed_chexmix)
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Pretty soon eBay will be filled with cheap hand sanitizer and toilet paper

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh33fa/pretty_soon_ebay_will_be_filled_with_cheap_hand/ (xydrogen)
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Real life does actually have a HUD, it's just that we all decided to play on hardcore mode.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh33f4/real_life_does_actually_have_a_hud_its_just_that/ (The_Fancy_Snowman)
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It is impossible to imagine of a new color.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh32gm/it_is_impossible_to_imagine_of_a_new_color/ (viltsle)
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Mobile apps have better photoshop than most of us do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh32fs/mobile_apps_have_better_photoshop_than_most_of_us/ (XxULTIMAxX)
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lamps in video games use real electricity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh3293/lamps_in_video_games_use_real_electricity/ (cf_murph)
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The odds of you having killed off the world’s next great mind by jerking him off into your cumsock is extraordinarily high

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh2zqj/the_odds_of_you_having_killed_off_the_worlds_next/ (Col0nelFlanders)
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Man this hot water feels good

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh2ypx/man_this_hot_water_feels_good/ (ExpoGamer)
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Sharing toothpaste is unhygienic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh2y91/sharing_toothpaste_is_unhygienic/ (nilliewelsin)
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No one has ever been in an empty room

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh2xus/no_one_has_ever_been_in_an_empty_room/ (jack0315)
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When you get a c circumcision you're technically getting skinned alive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh2wm4/when_you_get_a_c_circumcision_youre_technically/ (lumpolamp)
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Running is the only activity where you can accomplish a lot but still end up exactly where you started

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh2v4q/running_is_the_only_activity_where_you_can/ (belldawg25)
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There's no feeling like when you're watching a TV show and someone implies they're related to someone else and you gave to pause it and spend half an hour thinking if every possible connection before it finally clicks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh2tnc/theres_no_feeling_like_when_youre_watching_a_tv/ (TheSnugglySwadloon)
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Technically all animation is 2D animation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh2t0m/technically_all_animation_is_2d_animation/ (MrTsquared88)
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If you google chicken NUGGET it will give you chicken NUGGETS, even though you asked for one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh2r2c/if_you_google_chicken_nugget_it_will_give_you/ (3460jordt)
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Lions. The Kings of the jungle. Have neckbeards.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh2q6i/lions_the_kings_of_the_jungle_have_neckbeards/ (WallyTheWelder)
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Some people will criticize a climate activist for every ounce of CO2 they produce, while ignoring megatons of CO2 beeing produced by big companies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh2nef/some_people_will_criticize_a_climate_activist_for/ (CreativeDesignation)
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ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ sᴀʏ sᴛᴇᴘᴘɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ʟᴇɢᴏ ʜᴜʀᴛs, ʙᴜᴛ ɪᴛ's ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙᴀᴅ...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh2n5q/ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ_sᴀʏ_sᴛᴇᴘᴘɪɴɢ_ᴏɴ_ʟᴇɢᴏ_ʜᴜʀᴛs_ʙᴜᴛ_ɪᴛs_ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ/ (IncelWolf_)
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People are more panicked about the Coronavirus than they were about Ebola.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh2mkc/people_are_more_panicked_about_the_coronavirus/ (GabrieltheGabe)
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The thing that will most likely kill humanity first is our lack of hygiene

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh2m7p/the_thing_that_will_most_likely_kill_humanity/ (lorhy777)
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Sometime in the future, old people will start saying 'back then we had to use Google to find our answer.'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh2lgr/sometime_in_the_future_old_people_will_start/ (tehmaikol)
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If you were to live forever, the odds of you doing something that you've never done before will go up and down simultaneously.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh2jar/if_you_were_to_live_forever_the_odds_of_you_doing/ (EmptyMimd)
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Freezing is natures' pause button while extreme heat is natures' death button

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh2irw/freezing_is_natures_pause_button_while_extreme/ (banjuz)
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After playing hundreds of simulations of Plague Inc, we are now living it in reality.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh2iix/after_playing_hundreds_of_simulations_of_plague/ (Candeland7)
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This might be your 18th life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh2hz2/this_might_be_your_18th_life/ (Hurturz)
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A pretty annoying problem with traveling back in time is remembering your old login passwords

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh2fyv/a_pretty_annoying_problem_with_traveling_back_in/ (MightyAccelguard)
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People who don’t take good care of there teeth would really suck as zombies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh2fma/people_who_dont_take_good_care_of_there_teeth/ (george-georges)
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When you see someone wearing earbuds and you aren’t, it makes you realize how silent the moment you’re in is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh2exu/when_you_see_someone_wearing_earbuds_and_you/ (Jimhbruce19)
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The existence of amputees proves that we are actually not individuals at all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh2e2r/the_existence_of_amputees_proves_that_we_are/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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Food carts prey on innocent hungry people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh2duj/food_carts_prey_on_innocent_hungry_people/ (YeaIReallyDidThat)
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If your naked in public it’s better to cover your face

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh2dt0/if_your_naked_in_public_its_better_to_cover_your/ (Zinho_)
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The f-word is the most versatile word in English.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh2d1f/the_fword_is_the_most_versatile_word_in_english/ ([deleted])
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Lamps in video games use power just like real ones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh2c2l/lamps_in_video_games_use_power_just_like_real_ones/ (elliottinscho)
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Some weeks ago, you had to cough to cover your farts. Now, you have to fart to cover your coughs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh2bwq/some_weeks_ago_you_had_to_cough_to_cover_your/ (SoyUnFracaso)
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Our pets probably have nightmares and come to us for comfort in the night.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh2bmz/our_pets_probably_have_nightmares_and_come_to_us/ (SWIGGITYGiraffe)
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A lot of people you see outside probably have a head ache but you wouldnt know

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh2avs/a_lot_of_people_you_see_outside_probably_have_a/ (N4rrator)
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These days, the expression of 'Battle of the Sexes' is no longer a two party competition.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh29vs/these_days_the_expression_of_battle_of_the_sexes/ (wgnz)
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Life is actually pretty fair, people aren't.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh29gi/life_is_actually_pretty_fair_people_arent/ (Jaegamer)
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Your wife/husband is the only person in the world who sleeps with you and eats with you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh297i/your_wifehusband_is_the_only_person_in_the_world/ (256Moin256)
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If you wear a shirt inside-out, then the whole universe is wearing your shirt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh28q1/if_you_wear_a_shirt_insideout_then_the_whole/ (IveSeenSomeSh-t)
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Shout out to the pencil makers who think we only make a few mistakes per pencil and we only need a small eraser at the end.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh28hs/shout_out_to_the_pencil_makers_who_think_we_only/ (ObisoftServers)
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The sterotypical relationship between Millenials and Boomers is the same as the relationship between Frank Grimes and Homer Simpson.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh28ec/the_sterotypical_relationship_between_millenials/ (detectorsarcasm)
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There's absolutely no good reason why men shouldn't be able to carry pocket mirrors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh27az/theres_absolutely_no_good_reason_why_men_shouldnt/ (CapnEarth)
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At this point of history, tag as never been more scary.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh272j/at_this_point_of_history_tag_as_never_been_more/ (Lbifreal)
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When people describe themselves as "not an optimist, nor a pessimist, but rather a realist" they don't quite get that 'realism' in their understanding is a quality that every single person thinks he/she has.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh248n/when_people_describe_themselves_as_not_an/ (chewbaccagonewild)
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Those who claim panic is stupid in a viral outbreak are, perhaps unwittingly, depending on those who do "panic" to slow the spread, to prove them right.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh22jf/those_who_claim_panic_is_stupid_in_a_viral/ (thinkofanamefast)
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Many love songs were written about relationships that ended up with everyone hating each other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh20d3/many_love_songs_were_written_about_relationships/ (Breeze_in_the_Trees)
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epidemic more like epicdemic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh1yt9/epidemic_more_like_epicdemic/ (NewTransportation7)
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One thing that's widespread put together with another that's widespread can never be good. Social Media+Epidemic has probably made dealing with this Epidemic a lot harder than any other we've seen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh1xdo/one_thing_thats_widespread_put_together_with/ (anonymou5guy)
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The second you’re told not to touch your face is the exact second you want to touch your face.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh1w7u/the_second_youre_told_not_to_touch_your_face_is/ (Donimation73)
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Girls use filters and get an "aww, cutie", guys use them and get a "man, you fruity"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh1vm1/girls_use_filters_and_get_an_aww_cutie_guys_use/ (roks92)
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You don’t realize how much you touch your face until someone says “don’t touch your face”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh1sw4/you_dont_realize_how_much_you_touch_your_face/ (Donimation73)
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Since Bob Ross did The Joy of Painting for free to promote his art supply business, he was actually paid in exposure.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh1sro/since_bob_ross_did_the_joy_of_painting_for_free/ (sparkyroosta)
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TP'ing someone's house is now an act of generosity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh1rjf/tping_someones_house_is_now_an_act_of_generosity/ (PityInvite)
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iPods went from transcendent to almost useless in a matter of a couple years

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh1r5z/ipods_went_from_transcendent_to_almost_useless_in/ (Brady12Gronk87)
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People with anxiety were self-isolating before it was cool.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh1r3c/people_with_anxiety_were_selfisolating_before_it/ (Megamarc9999)
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Florida man has the capability to hack a bank with a slim jim!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh1ogh/florida_man_has_the_capability_to_hack_a_bank/ (SpudtheNamelessghoul)
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The day you turn the age your parent was when they had you, begins a short period of time where you are exactly half of their current age until their birthday.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh1lnm/the_day_you_turn_the_age_your_parent_was_when/ (LSDummy)
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Jennifer Aniston might not be the most famous Jennifer, however she is probably the most famous Rachel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh1kxy/jennifer_aniston_might_not_be_the_most_famous/ (Sonic373)
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People in the future will probably never experience a paper cut

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh1k93/people_in_the_future_will_probably_never/ (devinkosi)
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Italy will once again suffer from a massive lack of hospital beds in 9 months, but in different departments.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh1jc8/italy_will_once_again_suffer_from_a_massive_lack/ (jazz_man)
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The gospels are Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John. Marcus, Lucas, and Jonathan probably thought Matthew was pompous for not just going by the shortened version (Matt) like the rest of them did.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh1idh/the_gospels_are_matthew_mark_luke_and_john_marcus/ (CantSayIReallyTried)
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Most personal bottles of hand sanitizer are probably pretty filthy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh1i62/most_personal_bottles_of_hand_sanitizer_are/ (Wolfenhaven)
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People without arms must have a difficult time getting things out if their eyes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh1gj2/people_without_arms_must_have_a_difficult_time/ (mason4290)
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“Everybody clap your hands” from Cha Cha slide is one of the few instances where the human race drops everything and cooperated with each other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh1ggi/everybody_clap_your_hands_from_cha_cha_slide_is/ (Screenname4)
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Wireless charges are worse at letting you move because you have to keep them in one place than wired charges.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh1dy7/wireless_charges_are_worse_at_letting_you_move/ (K14N05)
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Lotion sales are going to skyrocket soon since so many people are washing their hands more frequently.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh1dpc/lotion_sales_are_going_to_skyrocket_soon_since_so/ (theblackpearl024)
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Hopefully no one will need mouth-to-mouth resuscitation anytime soon...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh1cei/hopefully_no_one_will_need_mouthtomouth/ (megan03)
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Soon we won't be washing our hands because of viruses. We will be washing our hands because we are out of toilet paper.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh1au4/soon_we_wont_be_washing_our_hands_because_of/ (this_isntmy_bestwork)
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Since more and more apps have dark mode it is becoming difficult to move in the house late at night without waking up the family with the flashlight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh17zf/since_more_and_more_apps_have_dark_mode_it_is/ (SoftLinkArmor)
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At first you’d think this is a germaphobe’s nightmare, but really it’s their dream come true because everyone is acting like them now.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh15u2/at_first_youd_think_this_is_a_germaphobes/ (jfi224)
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When people search a question on google, they NEVER put a question mark in the end

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh14im/when_people_search_a_question_on_google_they/ (jakefrmstatefrmm)
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Cars are the only thing keeping radio stations alive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh13n2/cars_are_the_only_thing_keeping_radio_stations/ (Tijs221)
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Instead of King, Queen and Full size beds, it probably makes more sense that it was meant to be King, Queen and Fool

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh130a/instead_of_king_queen_and_full_size_beds_it/ (budget_cuts)
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If you're being catfished and you actually meet the person they are posing as both of you will be incredibly confused

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh12q2/if_youre_being_catfished_and_you_actually_meet/ (Siffos)
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Just realized that shadows and reflections are complete opposites

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh0zt0/just_realized_that_shadows_and_reflections_are/ (Jettyboy24)
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Someone could be making millions by compressing ground beef into steaks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh0yoh/someone_could_be_making_millions_by_compressing/ (churniglow)
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The world has so many problems today that society has to pick and choose which ones to pay attention to and solve

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh0w1n/the_world_has_so_many_problems_today_that_society/ (Espiochaotix16)
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We can get incomparably bored watching a movie for the second or third time, but still not flinch over studying the same pages over and over for hours.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh0v6n/we_can_get_incomparably_bored_watching_a_movie/ (CBTVaN)
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For years, the world laughed at doomsday preppers. Now, doomsday preppers are laughing at the rest of the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh0upb/for_years_the_world_laughed_at_doomsday_preppers/ (mdrew86)
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All reddit posts should be given a watermark so instagram meme accounts can't steal them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh0t50/all_reddit_posts_should_be_given_a_watermark_so/ (Mattab0yDotExe)
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If ww2 had a discord server it would have been the most toxic place on the internet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh0q3i/if_ww2_had_a_discord_server_it_would_have_been/ (LAVIAN_FOX)
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The singular of ice isn't ouse, the plural of spouse isn't spice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh0pea/the_singular_of_ice_isnt_ouse_the_plural_of/ (DalerMehndi69)
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Our poor hygiene could be the downfall of our species.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh0pb8/our_poor_hygiene_could_be_the_downfall_of_our/ (Donimation73)
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In math, Y is to X what Luigi is to Mario.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh0kvs/in_math_y_is_to_x_what_luigi_is_to_mario/ (TehDashV2)
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Whenever you move in with your boyfriend or girlfriend, it's sort of like you're creating a colony there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh0kl3/whenever_you_move_in_with_your_boyfriend_or/ (Cruiu)
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Coats fit so well on the backs of chairs because they were both made to accommodate the human back.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh0iu7/coats_fit_so_well_on_the_backs_of_chairs_because/ (AlbinoRhino94)
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You never hear about a crazy cat man.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh0a0g/you_never_hear_about_a_crazy_cat_man/ (OnceUponACockapuss)
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Maybe an urge to go to the airport is a symptom of infection

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh08cz/maybe_an_urge_to_go_to_the_airport_is_a_symptom/ (theslother)
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Things are only considered random if there aren’t any repeats, even though that’s extremely likely in actually random sequences.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh06q8/things_are_only_considered_random_if_there_arent/ (NaNiNuNEKO)
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i am bicummer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh05dh/i_am_bicummer/ (xXBigcummerXx)
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hand sanitizer hits differently when you apply it orally

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh044l/hand_sanitizer_hits_differently_when_you_apply_it/ (NewTransportation7)
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There will probably be a baby boom in roughly 9 month

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fh01en/there_will_probably_be_a_baby_boom_in_roughly_9/ (_depressedpotato_)
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Lots of people are in their 20s in the 20s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fgzwpq/lots_of_people_are_in_their_20s_in_the_20s/ (majestic__12_)
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Batman is the teachers pet/snitch and Joker is the class clown. It makes sense if you really don’t think about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fgzo8h/batman_is_the_teachers_petsnitch_and_joker_is_the/ (unfilteredmango)
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Peloton usage must be skyrocketing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fgznlq/peloton_usage_must_be_skyrocketing/ (TheBreed_)
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Somewhere someone got struck by a vehicle cause an idiot wouldn’t wake up earlier

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fgzfg8/somewhere_someone_got_struck_by_a_vehicle_cause/ (Gold-Tears)
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Simba's kingdom will drastically change as the sun moves through out the day causing shadows in areas that were where the light touched. Must be rough to manage such a kingdom

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fgzbo9/simbas_kingdom_will_drastically_change_as_the_sun/ (Aaron_Rodgers_Family)
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School uniforms are actually worn to easily identify missing/murdered children.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fgzbba/school_uniforms_are_actually_worn_to_easily/ (logangrey123)
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3AM is either late or early based on your lifestyle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fgyyl4/3am_is_either_late_or_early_based_on_your/ (BonixoHD)
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If Germany is the fatherland and Russia is the motherland then WWI was a horrible divorce and WW2 was the custody battle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fgxu30/if_germany_is_the_fatherland_and_russia_is_the/ (Sissonater)
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If plants had brains, they'd probably wonder why we cut off their genitals and use them as decorations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fgxopu/if_plants_had_brains_theyd_probably_wonder_why_we/ (tired_albatross)
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Biden is about to "Ok, Biden" himself out of the race

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fgxjgl/biden_is_about_to_ok_biden_himself_out_of_the_race/ (RiftedEnergy)
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If our atmosphere was predominantly helium, we would breath in balloons full of oxygen to change our voice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fgqk1a/if_our_atmosphere_was_predominantly_helium_we/ (mattd7300)
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Hunter S Thompson says there are floaters and summers, but people are drowning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fgp26n/hunter_s_thompson_says_there_are_floaters_and/ (bigbuzz55)
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You can masturbate by putting your dick between your thighs and squeezing as hard as you can

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fgov77/you_can_masturbate_by_putting_your_dick_between/ (MrJackShepherd)
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Moniker of Zorro came from the dreaded pirate Roberts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fgochv/moniker_of_zorro_came_from_the_dreaded_pirate/ (RubbuRDucKee)
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If happiness and love weren’t finite resources, Cain wouldn’t have slain Able.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fgo43i/if_happiness_and_love_werent_finite_resources/ (donkeyshowboy)
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If you own a car and drive it less then 12 hours a day, then technically its doesn't work half the time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fgni01/if_you_own_a_car_and_drive_it_less_then_12_hours/ (casualfreeguy)
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A lot of people will only take COVID seriously after the first celebrity catches it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fgnbgf/a_lot_of_people_will_only_take_covid_seriously/ (step6666)
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Someone with photographic memory must've memorized the order of Yakko's countries on accident.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fgn750/someone_with_photographic_memory_mustve_memorized/ (Alsefer)
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The world is full of big liar heads and the biggest liar heads run the countries.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fgmt8j/the_world_is_full_of_big_liar_heads_and_the/ (coffeepleasecoffee)
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We used to cover up our farts with a cough. Now we cover up our coughs with a fart.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fgm6a0/we_used_to_cover_up_our_farts_with_a_cough_now_we/ (CourageousGizmo)
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If stadia becomes popular it will make the dinosaurs game the most sold game on stadia.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fglvao/if_stadia_becomes_popular_it_will_make_the/ (thebritishchameleon)
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Old Time Rock n Roll is lewronggeneration in song form

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fglom5/old_time_rock_n_roll_is_lewronggeneration_in_song/ (addpulp)
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A candle shop would smell nice if it burnt down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fglezz/a_candle_shop_would_smell_nice_if_it_burnt_down/ (_Rex55_)
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Trash is unacceptable on the ground near you, but throwing it out to be taken and dumped into huge piles somewhere else is perfectly okay.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fgkxl2/trash_is_unacceptable_on_the_ground_near_you_but/ (wobermey1987)
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You can change the lyrics of Come on Eileen to Covid-19.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fgkwz1/you_can_change_the_lyrics_of_come_on_eileen_to/ (jolly2284)
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If you die and your body gets put in vinegar technically you become a pickle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fgkqlh/if_you_die_and_your_body_gets_put_in_vinegar/ (bfpor2-illuminati)
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When someone knows what good food tastes like there going to like less food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fgkprx/when_someone_knows_what_good_food_tastes_like/ (astronplays)
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Brokers made free commission trading to inflate the stock market to stupid levels, which will also result in the biggest crash ever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fgkf1n/brokers_made_free_commission_trading_to_inflate/ (rebirthofnova)
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The reason death is such a hard concept to grasp is because the only thing we know to be true down to our core is ourselves. After all this time of seeing through the eyes of this body it's naturally strange to think even the one thing in the universe we know for certain could go away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fgjwwx/the_reason_death_is_such_a_hard_concept_to_grasp/ (DeviantSpecialist)
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Last year people were coughing to hide farts but this year people are farting to hide coughs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fgjnnr/last_year_people_were_coughing_to_hide_farts_but/ (richymc9786)
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Sugar is just cocaine for children.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fgj0e1/sugar_is_just_cocaine_for_children/ (Kakashi_30)
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When a person licks you it is weird, but when a dog licks you (they lick their shit) it is very normal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fgiqio/when_a_person_licks_you_it_is_weird_but_when_a/ (kaansut11)
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A finger gun can now in some cases be as deadly as a real gun

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fghhob/a_finger_gun_can_now_in_some_cases_be_as_deadly/ (nmgcat_chicken)
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all these events have just shown how unhygienic and science illiterate developed countries have become.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fggfv1/all_these_events_have_just_shown_how_unhygienic/ (Frostadwildhammer)
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If you pull too far forward at a red light and have to reverse then forget to put the vehicle in drive, you're literally an accident waiting to happen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fgfszf/if_you_pull_too_far_forward_at_a_red_light_and/ (Tracaine2019)
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Antarctica is the only continent that's COVID-19 free

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fgf0v4/antarctica_is_the_only_continent_thats_covid19/ (EnvyGlory)
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Having an erection in public is probably the only time men want their penises to be smaller

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fg86uo/having_an_erection_in_public_is_probably_the_only/ (Yeet-or-be-Yoteed)
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Technically smartphones doesn't get to actual 0% battery, because it still turns on multiple times to tell you that it got no power.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fg7w4a/technically_smartphones_doesnt_get_to_actual_0/ (Rafael_Akapohi)
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Daniel Day Lewis really retired and that's sad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fg7s25/daniel_day_lewis_really_retired_and_thats_sad/ (solarbot88)
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virtual lamps use real electricity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fg7mzx/virtual_lamps_use_real_electricity/ (AceWheelz)
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The “you must be fun at parties” people probably don’t get invited to parties to begin with

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fg5yv7/the_you_must_be_fun_at_parties_people_probably/ (HEYL1STEN)
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It's amazing how something so small can bring the world to it's knees.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fg5wmw/its_amazing_how_something_so_small_can_bring_the/ (feathered-lizard)
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The people of Metropolis must think Clark Kent is a coward, he always disappears at the first sign of trouble

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fg406j/the_people_of_metropolis_must_think_clark_kent_is/ (bearwithnochair)
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Having a fat ass is considered good but being called a fat ass is considered bad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fg3k5x/having_a_fat_ass_is_considered_good_but_being/ (LumpyfaceprinceYT)
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It is incredible that millions of people all over the world believe you will suffer torment for all eternity in Hell if you use your genitals a certain way

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fg3d3p/it_is_incredible_that_millions_of_people_all_over/ (Boba3964)
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The scientists who developed the doomsday clock are looking like geniuses right about now.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fg1ztg/the_scientists_who_developed_the_doomsday_clock/ (mongoose_rider)
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Using an elevator is you shipping yourself to another floor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fg0uxk/using_an_elevator_is_you_shipping_yourself_to/ (FearTheTooth)
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it is more practical for men to wear skirts as their crotch wont be as constricted and their *parts* can hang more freely without being revealed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fg0tot/it_is_more_practical_for_men_to_wear_skirts_as/ (foxstarfive)
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Funny how ‘Come On Out’ by The Airborne Toxic Event was released right around the time CoVid19 started spreading rapidly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fg0rep/funny_how_come_on_out_by_the_airborne_toxic_event/ (al_for)
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It must be really confusing for kids to be taught not to lie, then turn around and see adults asking lawyers to lie professionally for them, while getting paid tons of money and respect for it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fg0qug/it_must_be_really_confusing_for_kids_to_be_taught/ (Saul_g0od)
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If the dictionary was in the fiction section in a library it would still be in the correct place

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fg0p1o/if_the_dictionary_was_in_the_fiction_section_in_a/ (byeses)
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All creatures can breath in water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fg0o1z/all_creatures_can_breath_in_water/ (offbeatoutlaw)
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There is no greater demonstration of human unity than by our collective reaction to COVID-19: stock up on toilet paper.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ffzwlk/there_is_no_greater_demonstration_of_human_unity/ (forgotpwdonceagain)
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Lamps in video games use real electricity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ffym8i/lamps_in_video_games_use_real_electricity/ (Woopi)
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If blood enters from your mouth, you're a vampire and if it enters from any other places, you're a very sick patient.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ffwne8/if_blood_enters_from_your_mouth_youre_a_vampire/ (256Moin256)
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Because of a viral meme about it, I googled, can we go to heaven with tattoos to see what actually comes up. It told me when you go to heaven, you get a new body with no scars or tattoos, etc which lead me to this shower thought: do GHOSTS have tattoos???

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ffw4wd/because_of_a_viral_meme_about_it_i_googled_can_we/ (Terrimeth)
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Change is a popular thought, but unpopular action.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ffra3i/change_is_a_popular_thought_but_unpopular_action/ (hiphopnoumenonist)
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A post office has a lot more to protect than a bank but doesn’t get as much protection.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ffkzwr/a_post_office_has_a_lot_more_to_protect_than_a/ (HappyShudai)
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There will likely never be a time where on earth every human is awake and no one is asleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ffkryq/there_will_likely_never_be_a_time_where_on_earth/ (nickelbackdontsuck)
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Spring is a much better time than New Year for resolutions and changing behaviors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ffium8/spring_is_a_much_better_time_than_new_year_for/ (David_Diron)
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When I was younger I didn't believe in conspiracies because I never thought that many people could/would cover something up in good conscience. Now I'm older and I see just how easy it is for masses of people to do that.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ffib55/when_i_was_younger_i_didnt_believe_in/ (PussyFriedNacho)
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Every picture of you is when you were younger

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fffc30/every_picture_of_you_is_when_you_were_younger/ (A1if)
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Less people would complain about "spring forward" if we waited to do it until the middle of the work week.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fffbnb/less_people_would_complain_about_spring_forward/ (DrAwkward404)
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A butthole is a mouth that is always open

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fff9f4/a_butthole_is_a_mouth_that_is_always_open/ (BetrThnU)
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Speed runners are just gamers who try to do as little gaming as possible

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fff8yc/speed_runners_are_just_gamers_who_try_to_do_as/ (masonxenoking)
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Our generation will probably be the last to think about buying packages of batteries as almost everything will be rechargable in the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fff76x/our_generation_will_probably_be_the_last_to_think/ (Plac3s)
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If love is blind, then hate is sighted which explains why so much hate is rooted in visual appearances.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ff80xr/if_love_is_blind_then_hate_is_sighted_which/ (Wutisthis66204)
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Wonder if Peter Pettigrew was neutered when he lived as a pet rat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ff80xc/wonder_if_peter_pettigrew_was_neutered_when_he/ (Rosella67)
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Sometimes when you ask someone to rate you on a scale from 1-10, and 8 or 9 feels better than a 100 or 1000 because of how genuine it feels.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ff7x2u/sometimes_when_you_ask_someone_to_rate_you_on_a/ (IceWaifu)
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Photos of UFOS are either too blurry to make anything out, or so clear that they have to be fake.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ff7iel/photos_of_ufos_are_either_too_blurry_to_make/ (oneidamojo)
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The guy who owned the horse in a “one horse town” probably thought he was hot shit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ff7h6o/the_guy_who_owned_the_horse_in_a_one_horse_town/ (Genuine-Farticle)
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As art becomes more open and popular, less truly famous artists will exists and traditional art museums will slowly die out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ff7g4a/as_art_becomes_more_open_and_popular_less_truly/ (MrSlothMan_)
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The last human could already be alive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ff785r/the_last_human_could_already_be_alive/ (Amppill)
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Bruce Wayne has DID, the Hulk is his alter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ff7462/bruce_wayne_has_did_the_hulk_is_his_alter/ (Mutant_Llama1)
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Realizing that in pole dancing it’s the pole that spins and not the dancer is the adult version of discovering santa ain’t real.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ff6qu7/realizing_that_in_pole_dancing_its_the_pole_that/ (stan849)
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If you ever feel powerless, you can shut down an entire school by farting near the right people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ff6img/if_you_ever_feel_powerless_you_can_shut_down_an/ (The-Virginity-Expert)
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The lights in video games are actually using real electricity to be on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ff6ifs/the_lights_in_video_games_are_actually_using_real/ (EmceeGibbE)
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The Animorphs would really be useful in helping to increase the number of animals in each endangered species.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ff63m4/the_animorphs_would_really_be_useful_in_helping/ (dontovercommit)
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Daniel Radcliffe is starting to usurp Nicolas Cage for the title of "actor that's in every bad movie"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ff63e2/daniel_radcliffe_is_starting_to_usurp_nicolas/ (Electroverted)
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benign thoughts all day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ff63dc/benign_thoughts_all_day/ (Reynirberg)
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Depression can break a person to the core but compared to a physical illness it will be shadowed for millennia

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ff4z83/depression_can_break_a_person_to_the_core_but/ (marcustr33)
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The covid-19 outbreak has the potential for getting all the countries\people in the world to set aside their differences and come together to show what mankind is truly capable of.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fezk4c/the_covid19_outbreak_has_the_potential_for/ (somebody12344)
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You know some shit just whent down in a show when the credits roll but there is no music

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/feu5d5/you_know_some_shit_just_whent_down_in_a_show_when/ (reddituser084)
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Dwayne The Rock Johnson's wife rocks Dwayne's johnson

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fercmx/dwayne_the_rock_johnsons_wife_rocks_dwaynes/ (harrytrumanprimate)
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No one has ever been killed by the moon, but plenty of people have been killed by the sun.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/feokoe/no_one_has_ever_been_killed_by_the_moon_but/ (Gary_October)
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The human race as a whole has an average of 1 boob per person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/feld1c/the_human_race_as_a_whole_has_an_average_of_1/ (KingSulley)
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If the earth is a sphere then therefore there is no top and bottom of it so you are always on the top and bottom of the earth at the same time no matter where yiu are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fekzqo/if_the_earth_is_a_sphere_then_therefore_there_is/ (chungoloid123)
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In a world where 2D shapes existed, circles would probably discriminate against other shapes as they have more points than others.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fej5bp/in_a_world_where_2d_shapes_existed_circles_would/ (VENOMPOOL11)
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All the toilet paper is gone because people have been shitting themselves over COVID-19

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fehp86/all_the_toilet_paper_is_gone_because_people_have/ (StridAst)
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Most people don’t open envelopes the way it’s supposed to be opened, they just rip sides of it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/feg4ik/most_people_dont_open_envelopes_the_way_its/ (Miles-Michel)
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It’s impossible to be aware that you are automatically breathing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fe8hiw/its_impossible_to_be_aware_that_you_are/ (pomjoep)
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And with that, goodbye.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fe3azm/and_with_that_goodbye/ (ValidatingUsername)
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Spock’s Vulcan salute could replace handshakes in a time of Germ fears

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fe393y/spocks_vulcan_salute_could_replace_handshakes_in/ (Deez_Nutz_gg)
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Heroism defies natural selection.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fe38ue/heroism_defies_natural_selection/ (powerscunner)
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"I'm the Universe experiencing itself" and "We are the Universe experiencing itself" are not the same!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fe1h3e/im_the_universe_experiencing_itself_and_we_are/ (mrelhadj)
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There might be a person smarter than Einstein living in very poor conditions and thus didn’t have the opportunity to shine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fe0ojt/there_might_be_a_person_smarter_than_einstein/ (Retrograde-Planet)
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People who have recovered from covid-19 must feel like they have a superpower and can now go anywhere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fe0lob/people_who_have_recovered_from_covid19_must_feel/ (Punkybrewster1)
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You’ve worn one shoe longer than the other

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdziro/youve_worn_one_shoe_longer_than_the_other/ (mightbe-eli)
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1768 is a weird year. Hate it here

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdxghf/1768_is_a_weird_year_hate_it_here/ (YeaIReallyDidThat)
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Artist really use to draw there selfies back in the day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdxd8j/artist_really_use_to_draw_there_selfies_back_in/ (YeaIReallyDidThat)
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If you ate/drank while pooping/peeing, you could probably maintain the exact same body weight to within a pound for the rest of your life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdrcso/if_you_atedrank_while_poopingpeeing_you_could/ (UltimateNinja)
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You always talk about google or amazon showing products you were talking about. But you never talk about your brain showing you dreams about something you were just thinking of.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdr1id/you_always_talk_about_google_or_amazon_showing/ (Med_Taha)
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nCov will take care of the elderly you were not ready to take care of.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdpzcy/ncov_will_take_care_of_the_elderly_you_were_not/ (KillerOfWhales)
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Within a few decades, we shifted from kissing booths to no handshakes or hugs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdokj8/within_a_few_decades_we_shifted_from_kissing/ (tlk0153)
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People who take Smokey the Bear's motto to heart must be terribly guilt ridden.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdnze2/people_who_take_smokey_the_bears_motto_to_heart/ (ullawanka)
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Reddit is like a dumping ground for other social medias.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdmq1u/reddit_is_like_a_dumping_ground_for_other_social/ (habitchyouthought)
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There are about 7 billion humans but almost all of them look really different while other animals like giraffes and elephants look like clones of each other

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdmjn1/there_are_about_7_billion_humans_but_almost_all/ (Ract0r4561)
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Sacred texts today are the result of an ancient telephone game.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdm9bp/sacred_texts_today_are_the_result_of_an_ancient/ (BeautifulJustDaWayUR)
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Getting caught in the rain with a pina colada really sucks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdm99u/getting_caught_in_the_rain_with_a_pina_colada/ (IamJarJarB1nks)
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Most famous people have lots of followers, but probably have 10x the people who dislike or despise them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdm97q/most_famous_people_have_lots_of_followers_but/ (chikenliquid)
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It is impossible to program a machine to defy it's programming.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdm8to/it_is_impossible_to_program_a_machine_to_defy_its/ (bewilderedchristian)
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The only unrealistic thing about grand theft auto is that you can just open any car door while they’re driving.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdm8qn/the_only_unrealistic_thing_about_grand_theft_auto/ (notaalienipromise)
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One day passports will have Moon stamped on them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdm85v/one_day_passports_will_have_moon_stamped_on_them/ (JoeFas)
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The amount of nut that is produced every year is probably enough to create a life size human statue.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdm7u3/the_amount_of_nut_that_is_produced_every_year_is/ (TheIrishInternetGuy)
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It must *really* suck to break your hand if you're deaf

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdm764/it_must_really_suck_to_break_your_hand_if_youre/ (TenaciousMV)
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Post nut clarity is literally just you cumming to your senses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdm4p7/post_nut_clarity_is_literally_just_you_cumming_to/ (avocadoroom)
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Bread is best when it is warm, but a fresh loaf must be cooled completely before cutting into it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdm36j/bread_is_best_when_it_is_warm_but_a_fresh_loaf/ (VinnyF)
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Every cartoon character has drawn on eyebrows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdm360/every_cartoon_character_has_drawn_on_eyebrows/ (Asriel4444)
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A 1 in 1 million event happening to you doesn't seem all that unlikely when you consider all the 1 in 1 million opportunities there are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdm2g7/a_1_in_1_million_event_happening_to_you_doesnt/ (filthy-fuckin-casual)
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The "fake fall" thing could just be someone dropping your voodoo dall

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdm0u3/the_fake_fall_thing_could_just_be_someone/ (Big-E-Cheeseus)
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“Your mom” jokes are extremely common yet “your dad” jokes are almost non-existent, even though there are virtually the same amount of dads as there are moms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdlz6j/your_mom_jokes_are_extremely_common_yet_your_dad/ (Wutisthis66204)
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The oldest picture of you is the youngest picture of you and the youngest picture of you is the oldest picture of you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdlyk8/the_oldest_picture_of_you_is_the_youngest_picture/ ([deleted])
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Continuously pretending to be stupid can make you stupid, but no amount of pretending to be smart will make you actually smart.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdlvhz/continuously_pretending_to_be_stupid_can_make_you/ (The96kHz)
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As internet bots become very smart in accessing websites, we humans are now burdened to prove we are not one of them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdlszq/as_internet_bots_become_very_smart_in_accessing/ (lopezjessy)
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March 4th, the only day of the year that tells you what to do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdlp8o/march_4th_the_only_day_of_the_year_that_tells_you/ (CaptnMesoAmerica)
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Whenever we expand to a bunch of planets, Earth will become a tourist planet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdlp79/whenever_we_expand_to_a_bunch_of_planets_earth/ (RobotChad100)
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It's entirely possible that Time-Travel has already been successfully achieved, and it'd be impossible for anyone to know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdloy6/its_entirely_possible_that_timetravel_has_already/ (zstern22)
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If the waiter brought your steak to your table with his fingers on it you'd be furious ... but you happily let the pizza guy manhandle your slice with his bare sweaty hands with no issue.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdlodx/if_the_waiter_brought_your_steak_to_your_table/ (RobNYCT)
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If we all get locked in two weeks quarantine, it's going to be a golden era for gonewild posts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdloaw/if_we_all_get_locked_in_two_weeks_quarantine_its/ (cornpizza)
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Ben Affleck is so depressed he makes multi-million dollar movies where he plays the good guy just so he can feel good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdlnxz/ben_affleck_is_so_depressed_he_makes_multimillion/ (keanuwrites)
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If music was always shared via the internet, album covers may have never existed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdlm9a/if_music_was_always_shared_via_the_internet_album/ (itsmollo)
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The word Wondrous had to be made since Wonderful lost its meaning

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdlltn/the_word_wondrous_had_to_be_made_since_wonderful/ (Patrick_Schlies)
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Business class seats being bigger than coach is a pretty good indicator that capitalism and this country care more about business than people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdllni/business_class_seats_being_bigger_than_coach_is_a/ (crystalek412)
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Principal cause of dying is borning

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdlku8/principal_cause_of_dying_is_borning/ (BananaZeta)
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It’s not the post that makes the comments, it’s the comments that make the post.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdlkt1/its_not_the_post_that_makes_the_comments_its_the/ (pantsalot99)
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We're probably seen as dated to younger folks as the technology which we grew up with now seems to us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdlk93/were_probably_seen_as_dated_to_younger_folks_as/ (-iamai-)
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Jeff Bezos is bizzaro universe Picard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdlk40/jeff_bezos_is_bizzaro_universe_picard/ (DarkwingDuckHunt)
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Vegetarians are actually killing more lives than meat-eaters, because one grain or one bean is also counted as one life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdljck/vegetarians_are_actually_killing_more_lives_than/ (lenjoyn)
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If the earlier seasons of office was on today, there will probably be an episode where Michael defends "bro culture"saying "I'd love to have friends, bros even better" only to realise what it is later and apologise to Pam

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdlj14/if_the_earlier_seasons_of_office_was_on_today/ (KGB_cutony)
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You will never naturally see yourself fully blink.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdlibr/you_will_never_naturally_see_yourself_fully_blink/ (lankystankywanky)
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When people have an age rating on something they just delay the inevitable of us watching/reading those things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdli5t/when_people_have_an_age_rating_on_something_they/ (Lightningfoxy)
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We pay for the whole speedometer in our car but are never really allowed to use it all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdlgm0/we_pay_for_the_whole_speedometer_in_our_car_but/ (LoliProtectionSquad)
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Just about everybody that gets super powers in comic books is also incredibly talented at DIY sewing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdlfei/just_about_everybody_that_gets_super_powers_in/ (Shadow942)
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Nobody told us to pretend we were smoking when you could see your breath in the cold, but we all did it anyways.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdleay/nobody_told_us_to_pretend_we_were_smoking_when/ (aayan_)
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If instantaneous teleportation was possible, it would probably make a loud explosion like noise because of all the air being pushed away in an instant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdld28/if_instantaneous_teleportation_was_possible_it/ (_Ryoot_)
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If demons can only be summoned using Latin then that implies either we taught demons Latin or they taught us Latin

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdlcwg/if_demons_can_only_be_summoned_using_latin_then/ (WrattBoi)
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Armageddon may as well have been michael bay's gateway to explosions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdlbf4/armageddon_may_as_well_have_been_michael_bays/ (magica12)
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There is very little talk about how mortal we all are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdlapv/there_is_very_little_talk_about_how_mortal_we_all/ (ThePatheticSaiyan)
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Day by day nothing changes but when you look back everything has

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdl9w4/day_by_day_nothing_changes_but_when_you_look_back/ (JAIC2004)
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After every shower, for a couple of seconds you have the cleanest buthole in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdl7ms/after_every_shower_for_a_couple_of_seconds_you/ (netanelyat)
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It’s kind of handy that steroids and pcp make your peepee not work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdl7ev/its_kind_of_handy_that_steroids_and_pcp_make_your/ (pewnanner)
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No prepackaged milk ever tastes as good as the milk left over after cereal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdl6b3/no_prepackaged_milk_ever_tastes_as_good_as_the/ (shrug__)
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To the victims in an action movie, it's a horror movie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdl69q/to_the_victims_in_an_action_movie_its_a_horror/ (verybigcheese69)
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No matter the circumstance, every single one of us will see what happens after death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdl5ov/no_matter_the_circumstance_every_single_one_of_us/ (OneGuyG)
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The first man to milk a cow probably had other intentions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdl4i0/the_first_man_to_milk_a_cow_probably_had_other/ (BL1TZK23)
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It’s impossible to elbow yourself in the face

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdl4f8/its_impossible_to_elbow_yourself_in_the_face/ (DomMedbery11)
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Bananas are edible strippers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdl3y4/bananas_are_edible_strippers/ (Smartersnake)
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Someone in Harry Potter might have accidentally killed someone by saying ”avada kadavra” instead of ”abra kadabra”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdl3qb/someone_in_harry_potter_might_have_accidentally/ (Sizzox)
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Snitches getting stitches would actually be helpful to them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdl31t/snitches_getting_stitches_would_actually_be/ (bsoyka)
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You never think when you get in a elevator it's basically a moving room

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdl26i/you_never_think_when_you_get_in_a_elevator_its/ (jz1822)
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Contagion 2 is going to be one hell of a movie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdl1ci/contagion_2_is_going_to_be_one_hell_of_a_movie/ (Matt8992)
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Many of our problems occur because humans adapt incrementally, while changes occur suddenly or exponentially.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdl0uq/many_of_our_problems_occur_because_humans_adapt/ (SkippyMGee)
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People keep saying how crazy it is that Bloomberg spent $500+ million on his campaign, but that money is much better off flowing through the economy than it is sitting in his bank account

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdl0qp/people_keep_saying_how_crazy_it_is_that_bloomberg/ (YoungRichKnickers)
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You could’ve walked past someone who was your friend in school without knowing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdl0oy/you_couldve_walked_past_someone_who_was_your/ (MemeMiser)
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Everyone wants to grow up to be a beautiful swan, but swans are straight up assholes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdl0kf/everyone_wants_to_grow_up_to_be_a_beautiful_swan/ (doornumber2v2)
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Humans are also known as hompsapiens, so by that logic homophobic people are scared of themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdl07r/humans_are_also_known_as_hompsapiens_so_by_that/ (MechyWechy)
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Every bar of ice cream in the supermarket appears to have the word FROZEN on it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdl02n/every_bar_of_ice_cream_in_the_supermarket_appears/ (brombinary)
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The two worst sentences you can get are life and death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdkzlk/the_two_worst_sentences_you_can_get_are_life_and/ (Kitsunes_n_Witchery)
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Great things never come from comfort zones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdkyww/great_things_never_come_from_comfort_zones/ (GeneralDan29)
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The word Ebonics is a blend of ebony and phonics.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdkygl/the_word_ebonics_is_a_blend_of_ebony_and_phonics/ (zeb7)
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Maybe having a dig dick isn’t even good because it gets in the way and whatnot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdkxmk/maybe_having_a_dig_dick_isnt_even_good_because_it/ (Mansierge)
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Pooh bear is probably addicted to honey

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdkx6f/pooh_bear_is_probably_addicted_to_honey/ (spicymangoes45)
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Californians are the new Okies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdkx0t/californians_are_the_new_okies/ (ASMRamen)
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If Mother Gothel in Tangled just lied about when Rapunzel’s birthday was, the entire movie wouldn’t have happened

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdkx07/if_mother_gothel_in_tangled_just_lied_about_when/ (kora_nika)
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Using a razor is probably the only thing everyone can do using both hands because of the armpits.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdkwvl/using_a_razor_is_probably_the_only_thing_everyone/ (ayi_ibo)
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The opposite of a wig is a bald cap

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdkwen/the_opposite_of_a_wig_is_a_bald_cap/ (JellyJohn78)
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The smell of "nothing" is the smell of the inside of your nose.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdkvsk/the_smell_of_nothing_is_the_smell_of_the_inside/ (dylacha)
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You can have a porn stash and pornstache.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdkv4u/you_can_have_a_porn_stash_and_pornstache/ (lions-n-tigers)
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Jimmy Fallon is more famous than a lot of the people he interviews.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdkut4/jimmy_fallon_is_more_famous_than_a_lot_of_the/ (jogging-cucumbers)
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I’m only going to live for around another 20,000 -25,000 more days

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdku9v/im_only_going_to_live_for_around_another_20000/ (u_4ik)
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Porn sites are the only sites you can separate people by age, sexuality, race and gender.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdktuv/porn_sites_are_the_only_sites_you_can_separate/ (GarbageCannot69)
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With enough Mars rovers we could have a Google Street view of the entire red planet before we even get there

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdkta2/with_enough_mars_rovers_we_could_have_a_google/ (PansexualEmoSwan)
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In countries where they speak tonal languages, boys going through puberty have probably said a lot of random shit when their voice cracks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdkt49/in_countries_where_they_speak_tonal_languages/ (Limehulio)
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The word cannot doesn't make any sense

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdksb8/the_word_cannot_doesnt_make_any_sense/ (Domus93)
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Some people act just like birds. They can't fly but they still shit on people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdkpmd/some_people_act_just_like_birds_they_cant_fly_but/ ([deleted])
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If you ask your smart home device to encourage you, it can become quite the motivational speaker.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdkonk/if_you_ask_your_smart_home_device_to_encourage/ (FrillyLlama)
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The reason Millennials are so screwed up is because Artax dies in The Swamp of Sadness

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdkm6p/the_reason_millennials_are_so_screwed_up_is/ (2inFinity1357)
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It's just a matter of time before one of your look-alikes around the globe make something stupid that will get you in trouble.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdklrg/its_just_a_matter_of_time_before_one_of_your/ (delafuente23)
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Bipolar disorder is due to a bipolar thyroid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdklfq/bipolar_disorder_is_due_to_a_bipolar_thyroid/ (shittersfull244)
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When you’re expecting the unexpected the unexpected is expected

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdklfb/when_youre_expecting_the_unexpected_the/ (shrug__)
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If instead of saying 'There will be scattered showers with sunny spells' weather presenters said 'There will be rainbows all day' we would all appreciate the rainy days a bit more.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdkl0b/if_instead_of_saying_there_will_be_scattered/ (g_rochford)
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Using embarassing true information in a rap battle is considered diss-information.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdkkke/using_embarassing_true_information_in_a_rap/ (lions-n-tigers)
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It’s amazing that even through all these years and inflation, a TI-83 graphing calculator has remained the same price.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdkk7c/its_amazing_that_even_through_all_these_years_and/ (evan_lolz)
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It has taken medical science 200 years to advance humans to the point where people are so healthy and living so long that they can deny that science and medicine is what got us here.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdkk5y/it_has_taken_medical_science_200_years_to_advance/ (Prolificvisions)
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Bloomberg can now make a $600 million dollar tax write-off and essentially pay $0 in taxes next year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdkk2e/bloomberg_can_now_make_a_600_million_dollar_tax/ (MaldingMadman)
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Casual sex implies the existence of ranked competitive sex

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdkd8g/casual_sex_implies_the_existence_of_ranked/ (ConnectCode)
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People are more scared to climb the employee only ladder in a super market than they are to speed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdkcgr/people_are_more_scared_to_climb_the_employee_only/ (majesticgoatperson)
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There will now be a 4-20 every month till next year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdkc9l/there_will_now_be_a_420_every_month_till_next_year/ (Lt-prussia)
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Nowadays, the number “10” seems so understandable and complete. Though, when the base-10 number system was first being established, the number “10” would probably have felt forced.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdkbhq/nowadays_the_number_10_seems_so_understandable/ (DUIofPussy)
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The word "porn" has become synonymous with amazing or incredibly appealing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdk92f/the_word_porn_has_become_synonymous_with_amazing/ (lions-n-tigers)
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If trees would scream like animals, we would probably chop less of them down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdk6q6/if_trees_would_scream_like_animals_we_would/ (SkillpTm)
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The stork may be the bird that brings babies but the swallow is the one who prevents them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdk3yj/the_stork_may_be_the_bird_that_brings_babies_but/ (myfirstacctwasbanned)
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Nobody will ever count up to infinity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdk22q/nobody_will_ever_count_up_to_infinity/ (The_Legendary_Yeeter)
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There’s no way to legally earn money without helping society.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdiyy3/theres_no_way_to_legally_earn_money_without/ (nkoiffman)
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Now is probably a bad time to do that water spary fake sneeze prank

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdiyg8/now_is_probably_a_bad_time_to_do_that_water_spary/ (MosquitoBloodBank)
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Life and Death are very different things, but in terms of prison sentences, they can be very similar.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdirss/life_and_death_are_very_different_things_but_in/ (FlamingSapphire1)
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The higher the level of the ocean gets, the less true the moniker “Mile High City” becomes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdi9rw/the_higher_the_level_of_the_ocean_gets_the_less/ (boilerup4444)
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Food is flavored saliva.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdhsrh/food_is_flavored_saliva/ (bladezsonpocketknife)
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We don’t think about the weight of our head until its rested on an animal or a uncomfortable object

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdfqzd/we_dont_think_about_the_weight_of_our_head_until/ (diego_byrne)
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arcades like Chuck E cheese (which are geared toward kids) have no age limit to book a birthday party but movie theaters (which are for all ages) usually have age limits to younger kids only

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdf23h/arcades_like_chuck_e_cheese_which_are_geared/ (redditboy123451)
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Spiderman could rope swing with his cum

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fdf19s/spiderman_could_rope_swing_with_his_cum/ (Malonthemage)
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There probably have been a ton of drivers that have hit the invisible boatmobile

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fd887m/there_probably_have_been_a_ton_of_drivers_that/ (MechBeez)
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Masterbating and murder are the same thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fd7iq0/masterbating_and_murder_are_the_same_thing/ (Monikaisnowgod)
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There are more numbers between 0 and 1 than there are integers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fd6qux/there_are_more_numbers_between_0_and_1_than_there/ (Danny_Donut)
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okay so

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fd26ga/okay_so/ (bigchungusboibig)
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It is thought to be “elite” to point out the difference between Frankenstein and Frankenstein’s monster. But in truth, Frankenstein has always been the monster

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fd1on3/it_is_thought_to_be_elite_to_point_out_the/ (Istalrivaldr)
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It is not known exactly how many cows contribute to the same gallon of milk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fd0xn6/it_is_not_known_exactly_how_many_cows_contribute/ (yaboiGunit)
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20 years ago doesn't sound like a plenty of time like used to

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fd0doi/20_years_ago_doesnt_sound_like_a_plenty_of_time/ (FreezingFingers93)
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If everyone on earth would die, nobody would notice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fcz409/if_everyone_on_earth_would_die_nobody_would_notice/ (SquanckBoB)
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You can remove any Letter from "Boats" and still have a word.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fcysf1/you_can_remove_any_letter_from_boats_and_still/ (GenuineSlav)
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coding programs are programmed to code

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fcydsf/coding_programs_are_programmed_to_code/ (gameingbread69)
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If online retailers waited a couple more weeks to send out "please review the product" emails, more products would get reviewed, instead of spamming that link the moment the customers get the product

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fcyc9h/if_online_retailers_waited_a_couple_more_weeks_to/ (oldDotredditisbetter)
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Technically we all have split personality disorders since we talk to ourselves and answer our own questions in the shower

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fcxuyu/technically_we_all_have_split_personality/ (syed_abubaker15)
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When you're a simp to your friends you are actually just a good, caring friend.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fcxtwh/when_youre_a_simp_to_your_friends_you_are/ (freethemaliens)
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Feet Gaming is the future of Esports

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fcxhz8/feet_gaming_is_the_future_of_esports/ (the_real_andor)
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Going Waterterboarding at Guantanamo Bay would sound awesome to someone living under a rock.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fct9bn/going_waterterboarding_at_guantanamo_bay_would/ (Bed_RockStar)
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Reading a dirty person's mind would be like sorting through a porn site.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fcnivk/reading_a_dirty_persons_mind_would_be_like/ (TheTeenIlluminati)
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Dwayne Johnson is my third favorite Johnson after Johnson & Johnson.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fcm8fs/dwayne_johnson_is_my_third_favorite_johnson_after/ (aaronjer)
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The brain named itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fci9t6/the_brain_named_itself/ (NelAraby4)
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A jailer is in charge of the jail, a prisoner is assigned a cell in prison.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fcgabe/a_jailer_is_in_charge_of_the_jail_a_prisoner_is/ (SwoleJohll)
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If you have to wear a wristband that says it, you’re not a VIP.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fcfnat/if_you_have_to_wear_a_wristband_that_says_it/ (deserttrends)
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The sun doesn’t really rise or set we just rotate closer or further from it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fcetfm/the_sun_doesnt_really_rise_or_set_we_just_rotate/ (KhingsKing)
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Only others will know our death day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fcemqr/only_others_will_know_our_death_day/ (stavros016)
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incessant rhyming can be associated with contrasting things: whimsicalities, like Dr. Seuss stories, or toughness, like powerful rap songs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fc47u0/incessant_rhyming_can_be_associated_with/ (anora_borealis)
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We use a ruler to make sure our measurements are accurate, but we never make sure the measurements of the ruler are accurate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fc30r0/we_use_a_ruler_to_make_sure_our_measurements_are/ (thatguy01220)
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You could put the n-word in heavy metal / deathcore lyrics and technically get away with it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fc119n/you_could_put_the_nword_in_heavy_metal_deathcore/ (serenityvalor)
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Most middleschoolers bully kids for having samsung phones. They probably all have samsung appliances and tvs in their house

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fbxrvb/most_middleschoolers_bully_kids_for_having/ (CactusCartoon47)
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Having a showerthought is engaging in watered-down philosophy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fbxen3/having_a_showerthought_is_engaging_in_watereddown/ (AxialGem)
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A banknote is basically a voucher with which you receive the amount of the banknote as a discount in any shop.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fbxamn/a_banknote_is_basically_a_voucher_with_which_you/ (Flogi1)
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All most all major human civilizations have had grain as there main crop. The Chinese had rice, Europe had wheat, Aztecs and Mayans had corn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fbi0sw/all_most_all_major_human_civilizations_have_had/ (T-Rex-Hunter)
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The Aston Martin Vulcan Aston Martin Racing has the same word pattern as the rhyme for Henry VIII's wives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fbhrnp/the_aston_martin_vulcan_aston_martin_racing_has/ (Kidzspeed5)
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Stalking celebrities on social media and the news is tolerated and more often is never even talked about. Meanwhile, we're creeped out that a person we barely know knows our name.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fbgwzm/stalking_celebrities_on_social_media_and_the_news/ (BiggestForts)
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Childhood games like hide and seek become even more fun when you’re an adult

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fb48e7/childhood_games_like_hide_and_seek_become_even/ (norman-rockwell)
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The loudness of the volume isn't for our ears, it's so its louder than the other sounds around us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fb43xi/the_loudness_of_the_volume_isnt_for_our_ears_its/ (Currynrice9728)
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Yoda looks like a gremlin that embraced the bright light instead of joining the dark side by eating after midnight

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fb2bst/yoda_looks_like_a_gremlin_that_embraced_the/ (GodlikeRogue)
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Pornhub has replaced "the talk".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fb1oag/pornhub_has_replaced_the_talk/ (MasterofCreamCheese)
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Calling kids stupid actually does make them stupider.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fb1j9j/calling_kids_stupid_actually_does_make_them/ (Liztr)
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Most men know what 5.5 inches is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fb1hzh/most_men_know_what_55_inches_is/ (Qanobi)
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An ostrich is just a flightless giraffe-bird.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fb19in/an_ostrich_is_just_a_flightless_giraffebird/ (lions-n-tigers)
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The grand flaw in fidget spinners and fidget cubes is how quickly their target audience gets distracted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fazs08/the_grand_flaw_in_fidget_spinners_and_fidget/ (Here-For-The-Comment)
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Bob the Tomato from Veggie Tales is a fruit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/faz6od/bob_the_tomato_from_veggie_tales_is_a_fruit/ (mdsmestad)
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Duracell could use the batteries they make to power their factory

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/faxkbm/duracell_could_use_the_batteries_they_make_to/ (DomFox52)
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When you bend your legs you are not walking straight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fanuwa/when_you_bend_your_legs_you_are_not_walking/ (Gary_October)
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You can count to over 1000 on your hands if you used binary.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fanhyy/you_can_count_to_over_1000_on_your_hands_if_you/ (SaintPablo22)
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A oxygen tank is for breathing but tank isn’t.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fan1u2/a_oxygen_tank_is_for_breathing_but_tank_isnt/ (Gary_October)
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To zoom in you're really clicking control and equal, not control and plus

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/faklvb/to_zoom_in_youre_really_clicking_control_and/ (WaterMyCatPlz)
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Lemons are bananas that are sour with hate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/faj7qm/lemons_are_bananas_that_are_sour_with_hate/ (NewTransportation7)
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In the future people will have access to more figures of speech than we do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/faimxe/in_the_future_people_will_have_access_to_more/ (Ryaniswtf)
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If someone got murdered, that means that there is atleast 1 person who say him dying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fahd8f/if_someone_got_murdered_that_means_that_there_is/ (ARandonNon)
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Technically, we’re ALL half centaur.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fagwxp/technically_were_all_half_centaur/ (Switz_R)
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You probably have only seen most celebrities and YouTubers through a collection of red, green and blue lights

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/faec2v/you_probably_have_only_seen_most_celebrities_and/ (UnaPecsa)
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While it’s crazy that some species females devour partners after mating, the other way around would clearly not work as the children would not survive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fa7wsu/while_its_crazy_that_some_species_females_devour/ (PLUMBUM2)
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If you’re murdered, at least someone thought you were important enough to need to not exist anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fa74rz/if_youre_murdered_at_least_someone_thought_you/ (Braylonthechamp)
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If you can smell something then a tiny amount of it has entered your body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fa51gu/if_you_can_smell_something_then_a_tiny_amount_of/ (theWet_Bandits)
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A hotdog is a taco.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fa4wjq/a_hotdog_is_a_taco/ (SStuffy)
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"May your dreams come true" is going to be a curse as often as a blessing but most of the time it would just be neutral and weird.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fa31fi/may_your_dreams_come_true_is_going_to_be_a_curse/ (Philosopotter)
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When you reverse a dab its bad, and that’s good

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fa2cld/when_you_reverse_a_dab_its_bad_and_thats_good/ (Thatboigaming)
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Amish people can’t get cyber bullied

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fa242u/amish_people_cant_get_cyber_bullied/ (HeroicPvP)
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When we hear of a young person's death, we almost instinctively apply a moral judgement of character first (e.g was he/she an alcoholic/did drugs?)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fa23b1/when_we_hear_of_a_young_persons_death_we_almost/ (Joshtrippingwords)
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The truly worst films of the year are movies you'll probably never hear about.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fa1ltr/the_truly_worst_films_of_the_year_are_movies/ (alhackbarth)
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You spend your whole life gathering guests for your funeral.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fa0ssl/you_spend_your_whole_life_gathering_guests_for/ (fordcortinagirl)
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The charcoal greys, emerald greens, French blues people wear now are all nice but there was something admirable about the unabashed optimism in the 80s of wearing magenta, turquoise, neon yellow, and electric orange - often all together.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fa0sfm/the_charcoal_greys_emerald_greens_french_blues/ (zazzlekdazzle)
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You spend your life gathering people for your funeral

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/fa0jwm/you_spend_your_life_gathering_people_for_your/ (ExtraLow)
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Having a high metabolism just means that your body is more expensive to maintain

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f9zy1w/having_a_high_metabolism_just_means_that_your/ (nunkyfun)
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In a couple hundred years , no one will know who you are or if you even existed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f9zedt/in_a_couple_hundred_years_no_one_will_know_who/ (Fazlul101)
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Deontay Wilder walked into the ring heavier than Tyson Fury

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f9z8xc/deontay_wilder_walked_into_the_ring_heavier_than/ (RUM-HAM-HOLLY)
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Every character on The Walking Dead must be deaf from all the gun firing without using proper ear protection

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f9z58d/every_character_on_the_walking_dead_must_be_deaf/ (PirateKingARCHER_)
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If yoy don't really know which gender you're attracted just think what you like more: put stuff in people or people that put stuff in you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f9z4tz/if_yoy_dont_really_know_which_gender_youre/ ([deleted])
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I’ve never sneezed while sleeping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f9z3ny/ive_never_sneezed_while_sleeping/ (Asswad123)
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If people who procrastinate only dated other people who procrastinate, procrastinating would eventually die out as a human trait.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f9z3nc/if_people_who_procrastinate_only_dated_other/ (ArtificialLawyer)
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Ginger was the only "real" Spice Girl.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f9yc3d/ginger_was_the_only_real_spice_girl/ (MeatTech)
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Everyone has a different perception of colours

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f9y4w1/everyone_has_a_different_perception_of_colours/ (TRIPPY-COZZ)
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It's surprising no company has profited off of making cereal milk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f9y12a/its_surprising_no_company_has_profited_off_of/ (starzwillsucceed)
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Someone from a parallel Earth calling our world "Earth One" seems a bit strange.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f9xluq/someone_from_a_parallel_earth_calling_our_world/ (PointsBeforeKarma)
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The photons of the light from the Sun that help us see the things in the present are themselves 8 minutes and 20 seconds old.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f9wqv1/the_photons_of_the_light_from_the_sun_that_help/ (iamsny13)
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This site must have gained a ton of users due to the fact that your profile pic can be a square

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f9wfxe/this_site_must_have_gained_a_ton_of_users_due_to/ (Ashboy2000)
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You can't see a letter if you can't read it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f9v2iq/you_cant_see_a_letter_if_you_cant_read_it/ (xXGaboFihi007Xx)
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Sometimes you don't realize how wrong someone has really done you; until you're explaining it to someone else or rethinking everything to yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f9v1us/sometimes_you_dont_realize_how_wrong_someone_has/ (aka5hi)
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"Can you hear me?" is a question for which it is completely acceptable to not receive an answer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f9usjj/can_you_hear_me_is_a_question_for_which_it_is/ (parols)
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There are 2 types of barbeque eaters. Those who slide the meat across the stick and those who bite it off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f9ukt8/there_are_2_types_of_barbeque_eaters_those_who/ (ButterApple512)
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The most dangerous world record to attempt to break is World’s Oldest Person. 100% of the people who failed an attempt died, and the people who do break the record tend not to live for very long after

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f9neuq/the_most_dangerous_world_record_to_attempt_to/ (jpla125)
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If cows are harmful to the environment, then eating cows by the time they're 2 years old instead of letting them live out their natural 20 year lifespan is reducing the environmental impact of bovine destruction by 90%.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f9mcuf/if_cows_are_harmful_to_the_environment_then/ (MineDogger)
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We use the word "yeet" so much that its become a permanent part of our vocabulary.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f9kc0z/we_use_the_word_yeet_so_much_that_its_become_a/ (ZeroGgamer)
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Kevin from Home Alone is more self-aware than the rich family in Parasite

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f9k3w7/kevin_from_home_alone_is_more_selfaware_than_the/ (pricklypete)
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"Skip Ads" is a great way of making you feel like you've avoided seeing an Ad

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f9jyn2/skip_ads_is_a_great_way_of_making_you_feel_like/ (Consequations)
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If the earth were truly flat , there would be an unlimited supply of fresh water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f9jrsc/if_the_earth_were_truly_flat_there_would_be_an/ (Gary_October)
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If you're a male, your penis has been inside your mother more than your father's has

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f9i5lo/if_youre_a_male_your_penis_has_been_inside_your/ (kieran19106)
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Maybe EXP is real and nobody has killed enough to level up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f9h90i/maybe_exp_is_real_and_nobody_has_killed_enough_to/ (Coops2113)
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The brain was the only object to name itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f9goy4/the_brain_was_the_only_object_to_name_itself/ (iProbablyNot)
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Cupid's arrow is pg-13 Viagra

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f9g5ht/cupids_arrow_is_pg13_viagra/ (SoGuysWeDidItpewds)
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Randomly hearing your favourite song on the radio is more satisfying then playing it directly from your ipod.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f9ecaa/randomly_hearing_your_favourite_song_on_the_radio/ (SneakPeak23)
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Is the koolaid man the pitcher or the liquid....

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f9dmr2/is_the_koolaid_man_the_pitcher_or_the_liquid/ (bringbackwestrenbbq)
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We’re the mitochondria, and that’s why we have to work all of the time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f9dgne/were_the_mitochondria_and_thats_why_we_have_to/ (TokeHerFace420)
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All languages on the planet are made up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f9dg6i/all_languages_on_the_planet_are_made_up/ (BananaNinjass)
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When you’re drinking beer, the beer is getting drunk too

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f9d1xo/when_youre_drinking_beer_the_beer_is_getting/ (ZeOneAce)
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Decades of suffering could have been spared if one man was accepted into Art School

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f9d1n4/decades_of_suffering_could_have_been_spared_if/ (Dogedosport101)
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Nobody has ever said every word known to man, and nobody ever will.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f9d1c0/nobody_has_ever_said_every_word_known_to_man_and/ (OhhhhCharles)
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Water tastes like people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f9cspg/water_tastes_like_people/ (more_walk)
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Our belly button is our first scar.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f9cpbd/our_belly_button_is_our_first_scar/ (stump0331)
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A person with a genetic makeup at or less than 0.5% of an ethnicity is technically the skim milk variant of said ethnicity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f91fn4/a_person_with_a_genetic_makeup_at_or_less_than_05/ (lilj365)
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Someone's been very, very naughty... Is it you, my little squishe? Be good or I may have to punish you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8vywf/someones_been_very_very_naughty_is_it_you_my/ (Urine_Enthusiast)
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When you eat a philly cheesesteak, you're eating cow, soaked in its own bodily fluids, on bread which was made from the food it was going to eat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8v5vq/when_you_eat_a_philly_cheesesteak_youre_eating/ (Saul_g0od)
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Nearly half the population stands when they wipe, while the other remains sitting. And neither are aware of the other's existence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8v5lt/nearly_half_the_population_stands_when_they_wipe/ (KraussOfKrowns)
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Your belly button was your first mouth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8u60h/your_belly_button_was_your_first_mouth/ (Topaziee)
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You might not know how your body works, yet your brain does. Its just not telling you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8tqne/you_might_not_know_how_your_body_works_yet_your/ (Topaziee)
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Someone is waking up not knowing this is their last day on Earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8hjvz/someone_is_waking_up_not_knowing_this_is_their/ (MingleLinx)
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Every time there's an information leak someone is probably getting fired.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8hjuo/every_time_theres_an_information_leak_someone_is/ (MoleculeMan65)
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We are lucky that the only internal part of our body that needs manual cleaning (our mouth) is easily accessible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8hjn6/we_are_lucky_that_the_only_internal_part_of_our/ (maximeva)
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The oldest human of all time was once the youngest human.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8hjes/the_oldest_human_of_all_time_was_once_the/ (pvz-lover)
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It is better to be mugged rather than be the person who is mugging

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8hiyc/it_is_better_to_be_mugged_rather_than_be_the/ (ManILoveFarming)
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When you are washing your buzz-cut hair you are also scrubbing your hands.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8hil9/when_you_are_washing_your_buzzcut_hair_you_are/ (CoboltC)
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Every six months the weather is the same or the opposite.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8hfzd/every_six_months_the_weather_is_the_same_or_the/ (pbandpretzels)
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Tarzan is a parkour champion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8hfby/tarzan_is_a_parkour_champion/ (FishFart)
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Vehicles are made in different shapes and sizes. But parking spaces are all the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8heyx/vehicles_are_made_in_different_shapes_and_sizes/ (Soulburn85)
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Parkour is the adult version of 'the floor is lava'.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8heup/parkour_is_the_adult_version_of_the_floor_is_lava/ (124as)
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In the future we will see an increasing amount of remasters and game series recycling, because game mechanics are immortal and only graphics are getting improved.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8hdp7/in_the_future_we_will_see_an_increasing_amount_of/ (KuBr0)
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If a pregnant woman from The Simpsons went swimming, the baby at that moment would've been living in a yellow submarine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8hd26/if_a_pregnant_woman_from_the_simpsons_went/ (erkang06)
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Male birds have brilliant coloring to attract the opposite sex while female birds have dull brown coloring. Human females typically have the "brilliant" coloring in the form of clothing, makeup and perfume to attract male humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8hc5o/male_birds_have_brilliant_coloring_to_attract_the/ (ruthikins83)
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Your Childhood is both the most limiting and free time in your life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8hbuv/your_childhood_is_both_the_most_limiting_and_free/ (Disguised_Walrus)
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When we get flying cars measuring them in horsepower will not be appropriate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8hbm4/when_we_get_flying_cars_measuring_them_in/ (ThePixelSoldier)
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Having a baby is real life RNG.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8h9og/having_a_baby_is_real_life_rng/ (Morguard)
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There are usually “husband chairs” in woman centered stores but there are rarely “wife chairs” in guy centered stores.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8h9ha/there_are_usually_husband_chairs_in_woman/ (Dejue)
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Today is the oldest you’ve been but also the youngest you will ever be again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8h8h6/today_is_the_oldest_youve_been_but_also_the/ (the_guac4life)
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The people who live closest to airports are the ones who can afford to fly anywhere the least.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8h8au/the_people_who_live_closest_to_airports_are_the/ (Retr0Gamer2404)
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Cyberpunk 2077 could have had a 20/7/7 release date

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8h7am/cyberpunk_2077_could_have_had_a_2077_release_date/ (PewPewPokemon)
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When we have kids we work hard to avoid making the same mistakes our own parents made with us, then we have grandchildren and try to avoid the mistakes we made as parents.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8h6ja/when_we_have_kids_we_work_hard_to_avoid_making/ (nerodidntdoit)
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the inner section of our bodies (heart, etc.) is compeletely dark.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8h6hb/the_inner_section_of_our_bodies_heart_etc_is/ (MrKaprisan)
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No one has ever heard of a kid named dave yet there are still people out there named dave

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8h6e8/no_one_has_ever_heard_of_a_kid_named_dave_yet/ (Gboy17)
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If you walk a lot, you’ll spend most of your day standing on one leg

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8h5xi/if_you_walk_a_lot_youll_spend_most_of_your_day/ (coffeedog11)
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In Star Wars, getting knighted would probably hurt very bad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8h4td/in_star_wars_getting_knighted_would_probably_hurt/ (ELITEREDDIT07)
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At least the record-holder for world’s oldest person never has to live to see themselves lose the title

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8h3mu/at_least_the_recordholder_for_worlds_oldest/ (OhMyTummyHurts)
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If we invent a way to reverse the aging process, it'll be like real-world smurfing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8h0vv/if_we_invent_a_way_to_reverse_the_aging_process/ (InfiniteCows)
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Pro-lifer vegetarians can't eat eggs because it's considered an animal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8h0mn/prolifer_vegetarians_cant_eat_eggs_because_its/ (brittaniq)
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Realtime visualied fact checking across news reports.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8h0g0/realtime_visualied_fact_checking_across_news/ (Discobastard)
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It’s likely much tougher to be a picky eater growing up in the Far East

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8h08m/its_likely_much_tougher_to_be_a_picky_eater/ (Dashover)
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Humanity would probably advance a lot slower if we didn’t have thumbs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8gzjd/humanity_would_probably_advance_a_lot_slower_if/ (jpc1009)
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The need to wear face masks will force the CCTV facial recognition industry out of business.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8gzfj/the_need_to_wear_face_masks_will_force_the_cctv/ (Zippideydoodah)
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Grass is Earth’s hair

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8gyzz/grass_is_earths_hair/ (ThatBoiiiAintRight)
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Killing animals on purpose for fun is horrible but we eat them like it is no big deal. We are strange creatures.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8gye7/killing_animals_on_purpose_for_fun_is_horrible/ ([deleted])
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People around the world celebrate New Years at different times depending on where they live. Even though no matter where you are in the world, the earth makes one rotation around the sun at the same time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8gxqc/people_around_the_world_celebrate_new_years_at/ (Br0dy_)
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People don't see animals as actors, which is probably why we get more upset over an animal dying in a film, compared to a person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8gwdp/people_dont_see_animals_as_actors_which_is/ (MrVaistro)
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Museums are technically antique shops without anything for sale

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8gvzt/museums_are_technically_antique_shops_without/ (SunfIower_)
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You have to be a dog lover to be a sustainable postal worker

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8gvws/you_have_to_be_a_dog_lover_to_be_a_sustainable/ (Fox-Pot-Free)
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Returning elevators to the first floor after using them in the morning brings efficiency to a building because people typically use elevators to go up in the AM. Opposite is true at the end of the day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8gvv2/returning_elevators_to_the_first_floor_after/ (trentluv)
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Humans are at the top of the food chain, but are much more vulnerable and slower at developing compared to a lot of other animals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8gvih/humans_are_at_the_top_of_the_food_chain_but_are/ (meszner77)
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Skiing and water skiing are the same sport but in a different state of matter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8gvfj/skiing_and_water_skiing_are_the_same_sport_but_in/ (Ender_The_BOT)
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The race to releasing the $1000 phone took much longer than the race to releasing the $2000 phone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8gvex/the_race_to_releasing_the_1000_phone_took_much/ (hpsims)
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FYI, you are not safer just because you're under a blanket

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8guhp/fyi_you_are_not_safer_just_because_youre_under_a/ (nickbeth00)
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There is more Suicides because of the school system than people killed by sharks every year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8guhl/there_is_more_suicides_because_of_the_school/ (bruh0_o)
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It’s the Earth, the Moon and the Sun but not the Mars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8gu86/its_the_earth_the_moon_and_the_sun_but_not_the/ (joeChump)
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There are amazing life hacks that will never be shared because the person just assumes everyone does it that way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8gu63/there_are_amazing_life_hacks_that_will_never_be/ (greenlaser73)
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A watch isn’t slow or fast, it’s behind or ahead of the time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8grfz/a_watch_isnt_slow_or_fast_its_behind_or_ahead_of/ (stannsmash)
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If acting gay gets you into a girls sleepover, acting straight is what gets you into a boys sleepover.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8gpsz/if_acting_gay_gets_you_into_a_girls_sleepover/ (DehSpoopyDoggo)
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At one point in everyone’s lives, if only for a split second, they are the youngest person on Earth...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8gpi1/at_one_point_in_everyones_lives_if_only_for_a/ (MartyredXiphos)
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It's possible for a tornado to be invisible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8gpfq/its_possible_for_a_tornado_to_be_invisible/ (Therealheetahlegs)
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People often blame their bad decisions on bad luck when it's the other way around.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8gpa6/people_often_blame_their_bad_decisions_on_bad/ (QBOT_COSPLAY)
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Leap years are humans adjusting to the universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8gouy/leap_years_are_humans_adjusting_to_the_universe/ (tlcablum)
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There is almost always that one person in your party who wants to leave

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8goqb/there_is_almost_always_that_one_person_in_your/ (datboi-kirb)
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If our sins are played back to us at the Judgement after we die, most of us will be standing there with erections thanks to the amount of porn we've watched.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8gol3/if_our_sins_are_played_back_to_us_at_the/ (PointlessPoem)
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Harry Potter is a novelized Metroidvania. Each book he gets a new item or spell that unlocks new parts of Hogwarts or empowers him to defeat new foes or just upgrades him (like the Firebolt over the Nimbus).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8god2/harry_potter_is_a_novelized_metroidvania_each/ (nielskob)
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Gaming services and game sales will increase due to quarantined areas caused by the coronavirus.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8gnvx/gaming_services_and_game_sales_will_increase_due/ (CHAKOTAY99)
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In the purge, I’d change elevator doors so they close instantly like in Star Wars

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8gnpn/in_the_purge_id_change_elevator_doors_so_they/ (EKKLESlA)
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Giving birth to Phineas (from Phineas and Ferb) must be the most painful thing ever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8gni1/giving_birth_to_phineas_from_phineas_and_ferb/ (mrtnsrno)
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Seems like we'll soon have white text on Antarctica maps, instead of black text.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8gn09/seems_like_well_soon_have_white_text_on/ (tadadaaa)
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"Actions speak louder than swords", followed by a sword sound effect

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8gmzb/actions_speak_louder_than_swords_followed_by_a/ (dran72)
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We usually pay for our own funerals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8gmyp/we_usually_pay_for_our_own_funerals/ ([deleted])
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If small Mario and Luigi are regular sized, everything in the mushroom kingdom is terrifyingly huge

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8gm7f/if_small_mario_and_luigi_are_regular_sized/ (jasonalanhurst)
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If an emo person becomes the leader of a landscaping crew, that would make a hedge-lord

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8gm79/if_an_emo_person_becomes_the_leader_of_a/ (ChiefBlubberNuggets)
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March 4th is the only date that is also a sentence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8glp4/march_4th_is_the_only_date_that_is_also_a_sentence/ (eightkiwis)
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Toothpaste used to taste like mints, now most mints taste like toothpaste.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8gko4/toothpaste_used_to_taste_like_mints_now_most/ (GameCod)
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If Walmart spent more time and money keeping more than three lanes open, they wouldn’t have to worry about theft

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8gknf/if_walmart_spent_more_time_and_money_keeping_more/ (TheSecretNewbie)
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The trait of science denial is a result of natural selection, ironically

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8gk7t/the_trait_of_science_denial_is_a_result_of/ (AzzyDaBobcat)
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Landmines kill a lot of enemies today and a lot of kids tomorrow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8gk12/landmines_kill_a_lot_of_enemies_today_and_a_lot/ (VerbotenPublish)
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Science is based around facts and the act of proving them right or wrong through testing and research. When you mention science, most people will think of outer space, even though it is the most fictionalized thing that has to do with science.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8gj1k/science_is_based_around_facts_and_the_act_of/ (Turbulent_Oranges)
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Hiring an event planner for an intervention could make things go smoother or it could be someone's last straw.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8gib7/hiring_an_event_planner_for_an_intervention_could/ ([deleted])
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A papercut to the head of your penis would probably sting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8ghew/a_papercut_to_the_head_of_your_penis_would/ (blackmidget69)
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Ageing is having more and more of your teenage playlist by dead artists

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8ghaf/ageing_is_having_more_and_more_of_your_teenage/ (WraithCadmus)
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There are probably people out there that were so scared of having sex that they resorted to saying that they save sex for after marriage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8gh5f/there_are_probably_people_out_there_that_were_so/ (Alexl14)
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Fred is the strongest member of the Scooby-Doo gang not only does he have leadership and a imposing build but also the traps he builds would require great knowledge of mathematics and physics and he builds them without a calculator

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8gh4u/fred_is_the_strongest_member_of_the_scoobydoo/ (plasticman1997)
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You can rickroll someone just by posting lyrics to the song, because the image and sound will immediately pop into their brain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8ggon/you_can_rickroll_someone_just_by_posting_lyrics/ (NewTransportation7)
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How would it feel if the head of your penis got a papercut?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8ggje/how_would_it_feel_if_the_head_of_your_penis_got_a/ ([deleted])
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The majority of successful rickrolls depend on the victim's admisson of falling for it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8gfh2/the_majority_of_successful_rickrolls_depend_on/ (Bennas15)
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We go to work so we can be comfortable while we're not at work. (I.e weekend, vacations, retiring)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8geq5/we_go_to_work_so_we_can_be_comfortable_while_were/ (OreoTheCreamyBoy)
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If you get a wooden splinter stuck in your finger, you must be immune to bad luck.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8gd40/if_you_get_a_wooden_splinter_stuck_in_your_finger/ (one_dead_president)
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The truth won’t set you free if you are being tried for a crime that you did commit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8gcln/the_truth_wont_set_you_free_if_you_are_being/ (Devils_Advocate1357)
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Lights actually glow in the dark.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8gcgz/lights_actually_glow_in_the_dark/ (purab9)
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Telling someone you have two kids is fine, telling them you have three or more and the reaction changes completely.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8gavm/telling_someone_you_have_two_kids_is_fine_telling/ ([deleted])
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You spend your whole life gathering people for your funeral.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8gavk/you_spend_your_whole_life_gathering_people_for/ (Dr_Driggy1998)
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Dreams are the only thing you can make up and everyone will believe you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8gaf0/dreams_are_the_only_thing_you_can_make_up_and/ ([deleted])
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The most tragic part about living is that sometimes someone's one bad day can dictate other's entire life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8gacq/the_most_tragic_part_about_living_is_that/ (Prowizor22)
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In about 100 years or so, almost nobody will care about what life was like in the 2000s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8g9am/in_about_100_years_or_so_almost_nobody_will_care/ ([deleted])
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Smiling gives you wrinkles, but also makes you live longer, ironically

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8g92z/smiling_gives_you_wrinkles_but_also_makes_you/ (Killa_Kamikaze)
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Even if we stop aging right this moment, it’s going to take a couple of years for people around us to realize it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8g8ov/even_if_we_stop_aging_right_this_moment_its_going/ (mettallicat)
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People seize on a mistake and ignore the content of your post, even if you only get one worm wrong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8g7kk/people_seize_on_a_mistake_and_ignore_the_content/ (Breeze_in_the_Trees)
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If reincarnation is real, there is a likelihood that you have eaten someone who has also eaten you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8g7dy/if_reincarnation_is_real_there_is_a_likelihood/ (UnusualWind5)
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There are more nipples in the world than people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8g6xv/there_are_more_nipples_in_the_world_than_people/ (Zlecklamar)
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A sub-par golfer is both good and bad at golf

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8g6nr/a_subpar_golfer_is_both_good_and_bad_at_golf/ (britboy4321)
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Music streaming services have really invalidated the "Greatest Hits" album.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8g6mu/music_streaming_services_have_really_invalidated/ (mrjerrio)
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We’ve most likely never eatin store bought eggs from the same chicken twice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8g6mb/weve_most_likely_never_eatin_store_bought_eggs/ (Girthquakenz)
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Most superheroes have such awesome upper body strength that they can punch people across the room at high speed, so it doesn’t make sense that they bother to run, when they ought to be able to punch themselves along much faster.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8g60e/most_superheroes_have_such_awesome_upper_body/ (Breeze_in_the_Trees)
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The only business technique that you actually end up learning from playing Monopoly is handing out change at a register.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8g5mz/the_only_business_technique_that_you_actually_end/ (RainbowNeck)
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No matter if you are lying next to your spouse/SO, going to sleep can feel very lonely.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8g5jw/no_matter_if_you_are_lying_next_to_your_spouseso/ (Coffeeminion)
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Neil Armstrong's dad shot a nut so powerful it landed on the moon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8g4g2/neil_armstrongs_dad_shot_a_nut_so_powerful_it/ (ByroniustheGreat)
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Technically, everything is BOGO.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8g3b7/technically_everything_is_bogo/ (ryan0585)
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Your belly button is a scar from your old mouth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8g33h/your_belly_button_is_a_scar_from_your_old_mouth/ (jai452)
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We’ve most likely never drank milk from the same cow more than once

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8g29r/weve_most_likely_never_drank_milk_from_the_same/ (Girthquakenz)
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Darth Vader force choked people because he was jealous they could breathe properly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8g280/darth_vader_force_choked_people_because_he_was/ (Cribtopia)
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The film "Ratatouille" has probably put a fair few people off of eating at restaurants.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8g25c/the_film_ratatouille_has_probably_put_a_fair_few/ (wellthn)
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Female peacocks must be crazy picky

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8g24e/female_peacocks_must_be_crazy_picky/ (Whiteferrar1)
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Cumming inside a girls mouth is technically giving her a kids meal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8g1iz/cumming_inside_a_girls_mouth_is_technically/ (White0000)
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Death must have been the strongest addiction, once someone taste it they never stop tasting it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8g0me/death_must_have_been_the_strongest_addiction_once/ (256Moin256)
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A hundred pounds of steel is probably easier to hold and carry than a hundred pounds of feathers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8g0i5/a_hundred_pounds_of_steel_is_probably_easier_to/ (TROLLDLLR)
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Anytime you go back to the hospital you were born in you're simply completing a big circuit with long pauses away from where you started

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8g075/anytime_you_go_back_to_the_hospital_you_were_born/ (Wormsy)
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Those who are heartless once cared too much.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8fzq4/those_who_are_heartless_once_cared_too_much/ (hd3adpool)
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Tyson Fury looks like the villain who would beat the crap out of Indiana Jones for a couple minutes but would eventually die in the most horrible fashion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8fz43/tyson_fury_looks_like_the_villain_who_would_beat/ (Mattman_Fish)
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It’s weird how we can hear voices in our heads even though they don’t make any sounds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8fyjt/its_weird_how_we_can_hear_voices_in_our_heads/ (popityscoop)
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Since all of Deadpool's organs heal after damage. Deadpool definitely has an uncircumcised penis.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8fxuw/since_all_of_deadpools_organs_heal_after_damage/ (Jellylegs_19)
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Things you can't prevent are always the things that feel like they are going in slow motion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8fx7z/things_you_cant_prevent_are_always_the_things/ ([deleted])
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All the choices you've ever made in your life has led you right here, reading the thoughts of a complete stranger half way around the world. That's weired.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8fx25/all_the_choices_youve_ever_made_in_your_life_has/ (ihazone)
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It’s insensitive to set off fireworks on the 4th of July since most veterans have ptsd for loud booming noises.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8fx1t/its_insensitive_to_set_off_fireworks_on_the_4th/ (Wilburr03)
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There are people who would probably have never fallen in love if they have never heard of such a thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8fwp3/there_are_people_who_would_probably_have_never/ (daniel4kr)
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If C-3PO fell down, he wouldn't be able to get back up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8fvvu/if_c3po_fell_down_he_wouldnt_be_able_to_get_back/ ([deleted])
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We have the same attitude towards social media as we do alcohol. Everybody uses them but when we hear someone quit, we congratulate them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8fvld/we_have_the_same_attitude_towards_social_media_as/ (AParable)
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Being a sports fan can get as expensive as being a gamer can.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8fv2c/being_a_sports_fan_can_get_as_expensive_as_being/ (Rustedhiking)
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While it's probably a common belief that pouring something with one's dominant hand would result in less spilling, in reality it probably works in reverse as when we pour with our non-dominant hand we put all the more effort into not spilling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8funj/while_its_probably_a_common_belief_that_pouring/ (DDaveMod)
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If cats had hats to wear, they would look so much cooler.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8ftks/if_cats_had_hats_to_wear_they_would_look_so_much/ (kzrovi)
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Maybe we can create a singularities in spacetime by watching historical videos.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8fsks/maybe_we_can_create_a_singularities_in_spacetime/ (mainlyupsetbyhumans)
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Life doesn't hate you, but it doesn't love you either ~ERICBL0X30

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8fsko/life_doesnt_hate_you_but_it_doesnt_love_you/ (MisterOofer333)
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ASDFmovie was Vines before Vine existed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8frq3/asdfmovie_was_vines_before_vine_existed/ (GatorDragon)
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Our parents warned us against the negative effects of social media without realizing they're the ones who spread the most garbage on it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8fr72/our_parents_warned_us_against_the_negative/ (viewerdoer)
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In the future there might be dark mode books

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8fobr/in_the_future_there_might_be_dark_mode_books/ (MrTaimander)
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Everybody born before the rise of online gaming won’t ever have to deal with having really bad usernames they made as kids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8fo5j/everybody_born_before_the_rise_of_online_gaming/ (stickbar)
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Walking is running at a slower pace

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8fnoc/walking_is_running_at_a_slower_pace/ (MerkitroidTheTrain)
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Bacon and Cheese is the savory version of a Reese Cup "Two great tastes that taste great together "

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8fmd3/bacon_and_cheese_is_the_savory_version_of_a_reese/ (missfittnc)
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It's tricky to tell if anime characters watching TV are viewing live action or animation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8fm2e/its_tricky_to_tell_if_anime_characters_watching/ (ComputerBrain)
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LEGOs in the Toy Story Universe must have a complicated life. On moment they are an individual part, and in another moment they are an actual set.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8flms/legos_in_the_toy_story_universe_must_have_a/ (MEGA_2304)
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If plastic is made out of oil and oil is made out of dinsaurs, then toy dinosaurs are made of dinosaurus.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8fl3c/if_plastic_is_made_out_of_oil_and_oil_is_made_out/ (Antziboi)
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Someone saying they're not speaking the reverse-language could Still be speaking the reverse-language

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8fkpl/someone_saying_theyre_not_speaking_the/ (DrDovel)
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Generally speaking it's actually better to leave the toilet seat up to stop lazy guys from peeing all over it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8fk5m/generally_speaking_its_actually_better_to_leave/ (Undead_Corsair)
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When you look at your eyes in the mirror you are looking at what is allowing you to look.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8fk0o/when_you_look_at_your_eyes_in_the_mirror_you_are/ (PotatoF4)
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If women laid eggs instead of giving a normal natural birth then every man would literally be a cock...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8fjxn/if_women_laid_eggs_instead_of_giving_a_normal/ ([deleted])
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When you're awake, your body is focused on main quest stuff. Dreaming is your mind finally going on a bunch of side quests.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8fj5g/when_youre_awake_your_body_is_focused_on_main/ (jaredalamode)
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Some dogs have better jobs than we do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8fj45/some_dogs_have_better_jobs_than_we_do/ ([deleted])
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Most people’s showerthoughts here didn’t even happen in the shower, including this one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8fj3e/most_peoples_showerthoughts_here_didnt_even/ ([deleted])
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Humans are the cause of all world problems and humans are the solution.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8fil9/humans_are_the_cause_of_all_world_problems_and/ (submat87)
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Despite being Luke and Leia’s father, Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader has never been heard saying a dad joke

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8fieg/despite_being_luke_and_leias_father_anakin/ (DL14Nibba)
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Cheap way to make "realistic" ghost videos is to record actors being pulled at unusual angles while clinging to something for dear life. Steady feed in post so camera looks stationary. Rent a house boat so you can roll entire room.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8fi7t/cheap_way_to_make_realistic_ghost_videos_is_to/ (VerbotenPublish)
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In the logo for BMW, the B is over Blue, M is over the Middle (between the colours) and W is over White

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8fgyd/in_the_logo_for_bmw_the_b_is_over_blue_m_is_over/ (Nibba_got_beanz)
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When you fist someone they become your bracelet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8ffsu/when_you_fist_someone_they_become_your_bracelet/ (Eclectus-skeksis)
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Because memories change each time they are recalled, our best memories are the least accurate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8ffd3/because_memories_change_each_time_they_are/ (SixxSe7eN)
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Half life 3 is never going to be released.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8ffan/half_life_3_is_never_going_to_be_released/ (onlyblackjesus)
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Eating Glutenfree bread with sausage made from wheat protein (gluten) would make it eating just a normal bread.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8ff6k/eating_glutenfree_bread_with_sausage_made_from/ (nareshwildbones)
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Pokémon training IRL is running up to a random stranger in the park, throwing a pigeon at them and then forcing them to fight you for money.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8feoz/pokémon_training_irl_is_running_up_to_a_random/ (Graithen)
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"Go get a better job, then!" is the modern version of "Let them eat cake."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8feie/go_get_a_better_job_then_is_the_modern_version_of/ (brianj5000)
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Footballers in the mid 20th century probably would have been payed less than today’s minimum wage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8fcgx/footballers_in_the_mid_20th_century_probably/ (SentientToaster0808)
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Going on safari is the adult version of Pokémon Snap

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8fc9t/going_on_safari_is_the_adult_version_of_pokémon/ (WildWonderWolf)
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Maybe when babies are fussy "for no reason" they really just have an itch they can't reach.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8fc1z/maybe_when_babies_are_fussy_for_no_reason_they/ (Zango_)
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So many people probably died before we learned we had to drink water and eat food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8fbfo/so_many_people_probably_died_before_we_learned_we/ ([deleted])
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A pilot is copilot to his copilot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8fakh/a_pilot_is_copilot_to_his_copilot/ (Fgoneno1)
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Dead chickens kill a lot more people than live ones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8fa2s/dead_chickens_kill_a_lot_more_people_than_live/ (popityscoop)
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A tool that would allow you to know the location of all insects within your vicinity would make life a lot more uncomfortable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8f9fz/a_tool_that_would_allow_you_to_know_the_location/ (hyper_bolo)
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If cameras grow to the point of being everywhere then the idea of wishing something was caught on film will become pointless

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8f8wc/if_cameras_grow_to_the_point_of_being_everywhere/ (_DragonBlade_)
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You spend your whole life gathering guests for your funeral

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8f7h0/you_spend_your_whole_life_gathering_guests_for/ (iasmina_sl)
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In books every character speaks with perfect grammar, unlike real life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8f7g5/in_books_every_character_speaks_with_perfect/ (FatalR3bel02)
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Mike Hughes set off to prove the Earth was flat. Instead, the Earth proved that he was flat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8f6tn/mike_hughes_set_off_to_prove_the_earth_was_flat/ (Organboner4844)
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If you’re under 18 and you rob a store naked, the surveillance video cannot be shown since it’s child porn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8f6jd/if_youre_under_18_and_you_rob_a_store_naked_the/ (chabafred)
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A bunch of bananas is made of a bunch of bananas.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8f61t/a_bunch_of_bananas_is_made_of_a_bunch_of_bananas/ (Nazamroth)
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Most people take long, hot showers because it reminds them of actually embracing another human

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8f5jx/most_people_take_long_hot_showers_because_it/ (LemonyPickle)
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The only thing we don't consume are things in the gas state.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8f5bc/the_only_thing_we_dont_consume_are_things_in_the/ ([deleted])
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Given that numbers range from -∞ to ∞ , technically all the numbers on the number line(axis) are located in the center of the axis

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8f45m/given_that_numbers_range_from_to_technically_all/ (Kau-Zen)
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The division sign ÷ is actually just a blank fraction that has dots replacing the numbers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8f3rr/the_division_sign_is_actually_just_a_blank/ (Rebelliousmoi)
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Masturbating increases your Kill/Death ratio

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8f3b8/masturbating_increases_your_killdeath_ratio/ (parquinnien)
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The person that created the QWERTY keyboard standard probably didn’t realize they were creating something that could never be easily modified again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8f2x1/the_person_that_created_the_qwerty_keyboard/ (cam1169)
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Have a scar for the rest of you life is exactly like being scarred for life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8f2os/have_a_scar_for_the_rest_of_you_life_is_exactly/ (pickle_rack)
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Never forget that your grandparents banged.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8f2ar/never_forget_that_your_grandparents_banged/ (Mansierge)
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Maybe stars really do grant wishes, but the problem is that we're whispering them instead of blasting them with radio telescopes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8f1gu/maybe_stars_really_do_grant_wishes_but_the/ (GregoryGoose)
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The Earth is a multi-multi-cellular organism.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8f1gn/the_earth_is_a_multimulticellular_organism/ (ThePatheticSaiyan)
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If there is a wooden treehouse on a tree, that tree is wearing its dead friend.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8ezu2/if_there_is_a_wooden_treehouse_on_a_tree_that/ (_Leme_)
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Makeup artists for horror movies probably have a really messed up psyche

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8ezlf/makeup_artists_for_horror_movies_probably_have_a/ (InsertStephenHere)
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When you tell someone to calm down it has the opposite effect.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8ezft/when_you_tell_someone_to_calm_down_it_has_the/ ([deleted])
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Cetacean limbs are fins evolved from legs evolved from fins.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8ez82/cetacean_limbs_are_fins_evolved_from_legs_evolved/ (fr15287)
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If you made 7000 dollars every hour since the year 5 BCE, Jeff Bezos would still have more money then you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8eylr/if_you_made_7000_dollars_every_hour_since_the/ (fyngrzadam)
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If a woman swallows she is literally the Devourer Of Souls

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8exwf/if_a_woman_swallows_she_is_literally_the_devourer/ (Supersage1)
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Somewhere out there, there's a song that matches the tempo of your heartbeat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8ex4c/somewhere_out_there_theres_a_song_that_matches/ (YTFatGuyGaming)
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The idea of eating bugs sounds crazy, but somehow lobster and crab meat are delicacies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8ewla/the_idea_of_eating_bugs_sounds_crazy_but_somehow/ (J-Colio)
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You know what makes you feel really insignificant: the governments would never tell you of an incoming asteroid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8ewir/you_know_what_makes_you_feel_really_insignificant/ (arduheltgalen)
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Your nipples are older than your teeth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8evvn/your_nipples_are_older_than_your_teeth/ ([deleted])
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Impress your potential employers at an interview by providing your cell number numerically: one trillion eight hundred and eighty seven billion...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8euy1/impress_your_potential_employers_at_an_interview/ (kassinopious)
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GEICO was taking a subtle swipe at Aflac when the Cavemen ordered roast duck in the fancy restaurant commercial

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8etj9/geico_was_taking_a_subtle_swipe_at_aflac_when_the/ (Ogres_Have_Layers_)
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We pay money to see the buildings that we paid to build

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8esdl/we_pay_money_to_see_the_buildings_that_we_paid_to/ (csmorris19)
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December 18, 2018 was only slightly over a year ago

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8erp8/december_18_2018_was_only_slightly_over_a_year_ago/ (BallisticFire)
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Cats bring you blood sacrifices to keep themselves in your good favor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8erki/cats_bring_you_blood_sacrifices_to_keep/ ([deleted])
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The BBQ attendant always eats the burnt pieces to save face.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8er3n/the_bbq_attendant_always_eats_the_burnt_pieces_to/ (iberian1580)
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Everything can be described as a "thing".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8eqcm/everything_can_be_described_as_a_thing/ (awesomeszt)
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Athletic types are the true “out-siders” to basement gamers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8epwk/athletic_types_are_the_true_outsiders_to_basement/ (agelesseverytime)
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People with one arm must have a real hard time washing their hands

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8epuo/people_with_one_arm_must_have_a_real_hard_time/ (BluntedJew)
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Having limbs doesn’t help you unless you use them in the correct way

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8epsg/having_limbs_doesnt_help_you_unless_you_use_them/ ([deleted])
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In the Lion King Simba and Nala are at best cousins and at worst half siblings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8eotu/in_the_lion_king_simba_and_nala_are_at_best/ (Slacker_The_Dog)
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Fuck is the most flexible swear word

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8eot5/fuck_is_the_most_flexible_swear_word/ (Og_Left_Hand)
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If electricity ceased to exist, the human race would become an endangered species within months.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8eo87/if_electricity_ceased_to_exist_the_human_race/ (YTFatGuyGaming)
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Calling someone "Sir" or "Ma'am" is becoming an insult to the vain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8enx1/calling_someone_sir_or_maam_is_becoming_an_insult/ (OnceUponACockapuss)
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Eye drops are technically blinker fluid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8enub/eye_drops_are_technically_blinker_fluid/ ([deleted])
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A person could spend a lifetime trying to think up the perfect clever personalized license plate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8enjv/a_person_could_spend_a_lifetime_trying_to_think/ (rvadom)
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If Leonidas would have just let Ephialtes stand behind his phalanx he might have held the Persians at Thermopylae.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8en66/if_leonidas_would_have_just_let_ephialtes_stand/ (mainlyupsetbyhumans)
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Nudists are the only people who can ever be caught up on laundry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8elzp/nudists_are_the_only_people_who_can_ever_be/ (Lecky_decky)
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Your nipples are older than your teeth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8elgw/your_nipples_are_older_than_your_teeth/ ([deleted])
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Whenever you throw a used tissue in the compost you're giving the plants your boogers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8ejjr/whenever_you_throw_a_used_tissue_in_the_compost/ (Glorious_Toast)
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You spend your whole life gathering guests for your funeral.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8ej4n/you_spend_your_whole_life_gathering_guests_for/ ([deleted])
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You're basically a glorified poacher in Monster Hunter games.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8eitl/youre_basically_a_glorified_poacher_in_monster/ (pcthethird)
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Search engines giving us incognito mode is about the closest they get to realising we are human.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8eipn/search_engines_giving_us_incognito_mode_is_about/ (BrimaBrami)
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In Dragon Ball Z most of the fights we see are actually being shown in slow motion because the 'real' speed of the characters is way too fast to see

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8ehhj/in_dragon_ball_z_most_of_the_fights_we_see_are/ (defaultusername001)
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Getting cash out of the ATM is the same as buying tokens at an arcade, but for drugs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8ehh6/getting_cash_out_of_the_atm_is_the_same_as_buying/ (Hugs_Time)
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Grandpa max introduced us to the concept of interspecies romance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8ega8/grandpa_max_introduced_us_to_the_concept_of/ (lucifer_1412)
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The Renaissance was just fan-art

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8eg34/the_renaissance_was_just_fanart/ (Apolao)
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We are all pursing a career with the believe that our decision is the right way to live in this world while the other person choice is dumb.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8efxo/we_are_all_pursing_a_career_with_the_believe_that/ ([deleted])
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A grape flavored grape would probably taste weird.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8efqk/a_grape_flavored_grape_would_probably_taste_weird/ (Swimmingturtle247)
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A bad thing about living alone is you can’t blame other people for moving your stuff

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8efo1/a_bad_thing_about_living_alone_is_you_cant_blame/ (ham_salsa)
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Tom Cruise and Jeff Bezos may never take a photo together bc they're the same size and that would damage Cruise's leading man status

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8efdb/tom_cruise_and_jeff_bezos_may_never_take_a_photo/ (roararoarus)
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5,000 years of written history seems so insignificantly small relative to how long our species has been around

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8efcy/5000_years_of_written_history_seems_so/ (davidisonfire)
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Every female celebrity is a porn star with enough imagination

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8eewi/every_female_celebrity_is_a_porn_star_with_enough/ (KayG29)
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You can effectively change the weather by moving to a different locale.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8ees7/you_can_effectively_change_the_weather_by_moving/ (churniglow)
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Maybe the reason James Bond changes his appearance 5-10 years is because he's actually a time lord.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8ee6z/maybe_the_reason_james_bond_changes_his/ (billcage32)
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Nothing feels better than when the electricity comes back on, after it's been off for hours, days, or weeks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8ecdh/nothing_feels_better_than_when_the_electricity/ (in_sane_carbon_unit)
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If you had time traveling powers you could get rich fast by predicting gambling outcomes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8ec71/if_you_had_time_traveling_powers_you_could_get/ (ItsXplode)
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Trying to bite off that last piece of dry skin in the middle of your lip is the claw machine game on the highest difficulty setting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8ec6x/trying_to_bite_off_that_last_piece_of_dry_skin_in/ (umbrazno)
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It's pretty messed up that when you Google the fear you have, all the images are examples of shit you're afraid of.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8ebyv/its_pretty_messed_up_that_when_you_google_the/ (Nashocheese)
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Scooby Snacks are probably just pot brownies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8ebei/scooby_snacks_are_probably_just_pot_brownies/ (billcage32)
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The kids from the magic school bus probably have PTSD.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8eax2/the_kids_from_the_magic_school_bus_probably_have/ (toxic_badgers)
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Time doesn't exist, its just mans way of measuring events

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8eapy/time_doesnt_exist_its_just_mans_way_of_measuring/ (iron81)
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Pets probably feel sexually harassed when we stroke them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8eaor/pets_probably_feel_sexually_harassed_when_we/ (bitches-nd-bros)
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If the Neuralyzer used in MIB was real, we would definitely use it to erase spoilers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8eacy/if_the_neuralyzer_used_in_mib_was_real_we_would/ (256Moin256)
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Online reviews are more likely to be negative because even if something/somewhere is great, it's expected.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8ea53/online_reviews_are_more_likely_to_be_negative/ (DaviidRs)
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Though green and red are the most difficult colors to distinguish for colorblind people, they are commonly used colors for essential communications for drivers, pilots, etc.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8ea1c/though_green_and_red_are_the_most_difficult/ (trentluv)
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If you think about something good happening you jinx it but when you think about something bad happening it actually happens.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8e9cu/if_you_think_about_something_good_happening_you/ (MonstrousElla)
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An award to an ad is an award to the graphic designers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8e8p2/an_award_to_an_ad_is_an_award_to_the_graphic/ (BeingAcidwithYOU45)
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If you don't pee after sex you get free cock and ball torture.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8e8fa/if_you_dont_pee_after_sex_you_get_free_cock_and/ (Tim_Buckrue)
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Your brain remembers the time a food tasted horrible more often than when it tasted amazing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8e7sp/your_brain_remembers_the_time_a_food_tasted/ (overcooked_bebepotat)
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Unless a car has a distinct feature, you never realize how often you pass the same generic vehicles all the time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8e759/unless_a_car_has_a_distinct_feature_you_never/ (HeySquirrelFriends)
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The process of life could've formed into literally any kind of living organism throughout most of the Earth's (and the universe's) existence, yet it formed "you", in the modern era.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8e6or/the_process_of_life_couldve_formed_into_literally/ (vexed_chexmix)
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Something is only cheap if you have the money for it. If you don’t have the money, no matter how cheap it is, you don’t have the money.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8e6nn/something_is_only_cheap_if_you_have_the_money_for/ (429300)
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We’ve just associated lightness with goodness and darkness with badness even though they are nothing to do with eachover. Same with low music and high music.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8e5sx/weve_just_associated_lightness_with_goodness_and/ (Some-Bored-Bloke)
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There could be so many galactic advancements made if the kids who wanted to be astronauts didn't die from cancer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8e4l8/there_could_be_so_many_galactic_advancements_made/ (Diggs4MVP)
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After reading the dictionary, books are now just remixes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8e4jd/after_reading_the_dictionary_books_are_now_just/ ([deleted])
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Elbow is the most dangerous part of human body. It’s hard and sharp and if you strike hard enough, you can kill with it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8e44q/elbow_is_the_most_dangerous_part_of_human_body/ (bo_ol)
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There's always that smartass comment which gets liked and rewarded.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8e3oa/theres_always_that_smartass_comment_which_gets/ (kzrovi)
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Semen is fapple sauce

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8e3iz/semen_is_fapple_sauce/ (dovahkiinsupreme)
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The 1986 to 1989 Honda Accord pop up headlights is probably one of the most cool non sporty car to be made in recent history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8e0pc/the_1986_to_1989_honda_accord_pop_up_headlights/ (Jndst21)
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Inmates on death row are typically less violent than other inmates.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8e0kd/inmates_on_death_row_are_typically_less_violent/ (redneckvet)
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60 years later we will be in 80' again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8dzjv/60_years_later_we_will_be_in_80_again/ (parizival61)
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Link does everything first try.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8dzfm/link_does_everything_first_try/ (doodle82818)
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Sycophants are worse than the shitty people they support because they do their bidding for just the scraps

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8dy2w/sycophants_are_worse_than_the_shitty_people_they/ (5enti3nt)
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When you 'get your shit together', your shit is still shit. It just happens to be together.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8dwrv/when_you_get_your_shit_together_your_shit_is/ (Dracomortua)
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For the tiniest amount of time you where probably the youngest person In the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8dwp8/for_the_tiniest_amount_of_time_you_where_probably/ ([deleted])
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Dogs probably don't understand hearing loss, so they must think people get really sneaky as they get older

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8dwnm/dogs_probably_dont_understand_hearing_loss_so/ (Zeeey)
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If you aren't sure where to go, re-evaluate where you currently are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8dwgt/if_you_arent_sure_where_to_go_reevaluate_where/ (SexyDanceRobot)
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Everybody roots for the seals until they start going after penguins.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8dw0c/everybody_roots_for_the_seals_until_they_start/ (larboy332)
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A lot of people tend to confuse their bad decisions with bad luck.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8dvrf/a_lot_of_people_tend_to_confuse_their_bad/ (QBOT_COSPLAY)
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Rainy winter days make you think either about your own mortality or how good your life is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8dvjh/rainy_winter_days_make_you_think_either_about/ (David_Diron)
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If people hesitate from being in a relationship with flat earthers, that's natural selection cutting off stupidity from the gene pool

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8dv0z/if_people_hesitate_from_being_in_a_relationship/ (shellykachua69)
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Any haircut can be a "bowlcut" with the correctly shaped bowl

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8duz6/any_haircut_can_be_a_bowlcut_with_the_correctly/ (xXWOLFXx8888)
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Standard playing cards from 2 to 10 have two more of the suit symbols than the card number. A Seven of Spades and nine spades on it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8duyw/standard_playing_cards_from_2_to_10_have_two_more/ ([deleted])
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If James Bond is the world's most famous spy, then that makes him the world's worst spy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8ds22/if_james_bond_is_the_worlds_most_famous_spy_then/ (SlavadorSanchez)
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There are people out there that have a human allergy but don’t know it because they’ve never ate a human before

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8ds0k/there_are_people_out_there_that_have_a_human/ (jstylesx98)
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Twinkle twinkle little star and the ABCs are sang in the same rhythm and tone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8drnz/twinkle_twinkle_little_star_and_the_abcs_are_sang/ (Huggies509)
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Large impressive physical features (big feet, hands, and the other thing that usually goes with the package) aren't really an advantage when you're trying to change the alternator on an old Asian made car (which has 'little Japanese guys with tiny hands' sorta written all over it).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8dr6w/large_impressive_physical_features_big_feet_hands/ (mrbrian200)
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"You ain't shit" and "you are shit" are both insults

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8dq89/you_aint_shit_and_you_are_shit_are_both_insults/ ([deleted])
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All of the people who make Lego sets before movies come out have the movie spoiled for them before anyone else

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8dp2b/all_of_the_people_who_make_lego_sets_before/ (theREALpp)
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It might be true, you don't see many people riding a jet ski who are not smiling but the same is true for people who flying a kite, and that only cost like $10.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8doo6/it_might_be_true_you_dont_see_many_people_riding/ (ButtersHound)
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No one can prove they aren’t gay with a very narrow taste in people of the same sex without first meeting everyone in the world of their same sex

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8dokm/no_one_can_prove_they_arent_gay_with_a_very/ (NeutralGoodChaz)
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Almost all shoes are buy one get one free.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8dnyl/almost_all_shoes_are_buy_one_get_one_free/ (reddit_user_von)
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While wiping up a mess

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8dnm7/while_wiping_up_a_mess/ (papachaos)
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Archaeologists and grave robbers basically do the same thing. The only difference is how long they wait before they start to dig.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8dn8o/archaeologists_and_grave_robbers_basically_do_the/ (Maahee_2)
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Sunday’s feel like the “free parking” space on the monopoly board

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8dmc9/sundays_feel_like_the_free_parking_space_on_the/ (danbo_the_manbo)
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Normally you empty your drink from the top but with a straw, you empty it from the bottom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8dkiu/normally_you_empty_your_drink_from_the_top_but/ (EfficientRoll)
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The sound that comes out of headphones is actually really quiet, it just sounds loud because you’re so close to it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8dkcr/the_sound_that_comes_out_of_headphones_is/ (Finlay1308)
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A lot of thinking without wisdom causes extreme suffering

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8dk0m/a_lot_of_thinking_without_wisdom_causes_extreme/ (CoffeeSlutt)
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The most difficult voice impression to do in your mind is your own voice impression

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8dizy/the_most_difficult_voice_impression_to_do_in_your/ (RitikMukta)
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You can know a surprising about amount someone by looking at their bedroom

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8diep/you_can_know_a_surprising_about_amount_someone_by/ (KevReynolds314)
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Parmesan is the Dark Chocolate of Cheese

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8di3p/parmesan_is_the_dark_chocolate_of_cheese/ (Stitch927)
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The economy in the Mario universe is pretty weird. You basically can just smash blocks and take whatever currency falls out of them!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8di0j/the_economy_in_the_mario_universe_is_pretty_weird/ (The-Pokester)
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Due to cats and dogs having fur on their neck that makes them neck beards technically.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f8c9qk/due_to_cats_and_dogs_having_fur_on_their_neck/ (rebelland1930)
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Biological gas (Biogas) to use in our vehicles and other machines is a terrible idea because a future sentient machine would use the most abundant source of energy to power itself and that would most likely be the biological material on the planet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f7qobn/biological_gas_biogas_to_use_in_our_vehicles_and/ (dangohl)
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To fall asleep, you need to pretend like you’re already sleeping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f7oxaq/to_fall_asleep_you_need_to_pretend_like_youre/ (FinnishArmy)
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In the first Toy Story, Mr. Potatohead started a mutiny against woody has yet to be properly convicted for his crimes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f7hyzj/in_the_first_toy_story_mr_potatohead_started_a/ (Trydect)
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The first landlords must have been feeling real full of themselves when they gave themselves that title.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f7h6ah/the_first_landlords_must_have_been_feeling_real/ (macbubs)
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Your sister? Resist her.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f7gvis/your_sister_resist_her/ (NewTransportation7)
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If you are driving 60 miles per hour and talking, you are literally talking a mile a minute.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f7fzly/if_you_are_driving_60_miles_per_hour_and_talking/ (Ossy101)
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You probably pulled your pants up more often than down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f7fz06/you_probably_pulled_your_pants_up_more_often_than/ (alaplayah)
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The water tastes based on your mood

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f7ftea/the_water_tastes_based_on_your_mood/ (Electroo_A)
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We're all time travelers, only going in one direction at a slow constant speed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f7fl80/were_all_time_travelers_only_going_in_one/ (daddy11world)
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This year has the potential to redefine “20-20 vision.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f7efqa/this_year_has_the_potential_to_redefine_2020/ (SuperMario1313)
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Google Earth will cost the tourism industry billions in the decades to come.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f7efp6/google_earth_will_cost_the_tourism_industry/ (cybernewtype2)
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After a generation of bad jokes its really hard to say, "Say hi to your mom for me" without it coming across as an insult.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f7ef00/after_a_generation_of_bad_jokes_its_really_hard/ (HoustonScoot)
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Half of planet earth is currently in dark mode.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f7e8by/half_of_planet_earth_is_currently_in_dark_mode/ (MMCreator1)
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All clichés started out as something original.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f7e7zj/all_clichés_started_out_as_something_original/ (SweetVictory2001)
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If ElastiGirl can stretch any part of her body, giving birth was a breeze and shouldn’t have had wider hips afterwards.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f7e744/if_elastigirl_can_stretch_any_part_of_her_body/ (crypticsage)
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If cars were automated additional payments will probably be created to pay for priority to go through junctions first meaning rich people wouldn’t have stops in their journeys while poor people would

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f7e51h/if_cars_were_automated_additional_payments_will/ (Chaz2540)
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Most People Probably Measure Time And Distance Using Songs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f7dxj1/most_people_probably_measure_time_and_distance/ (CTbay)
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When you imagine boomers during their teens your brain automatically picture them in black and white.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f7dv2s/when_you_imagine_boomers_during_their_teens_your/ (iRememberyou6)
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The people that make us that happiest are normally the most depressed maybe they work to make people happy because they don't want others to feel like they do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f7d6p5/the_people_that_make_us_that_happiest_are/ (juicyterminator)
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The pockets on women's jeans are so small because women put everything in their bra.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f7d3b7/the_pockets_on_womens_jeans_are_so_small_because/ (YTFatGuyGaming)
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Sleeping goes by in what feels like seconds but trying to fall asleep can feel like hours

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f7335x/sleeping_goes_by_in_what_feels_like_seconds_but/ (granny-fister)
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Cherry smells like if peanut butter was a fruit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f71nfp/cherry_smells_like_if_peanut_butter_was_a_fruit/ (Brettnet)
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There should be a tag on reddit like NSFW that you can mark a post with to warn people with phobias of the thing the tag is marked as

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f70l2h/there_should_be_a_tag_on_reddit_like_nsfw_that/ (AidanIsMe)
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RAP stands for Really Aggressive Poetry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6zwcp/rap_stands_for_really_aggressive_poetry/ (XxDayDayxX)
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100% of people that drink Water die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6zvoe/100_of_people_that_drink_water_die/ (GenuineSlav)
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The heart is such a strong muscle because it's constantly pumping iron.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6zue9/the_heart_is_such_a_strong_muscle_because_its/ (litgirl2233)
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Hieroglyphics must have been really annoying for Egyptians who couldn't draw well

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6ztdd/hieroglyphics_must_have_been_really_annoying_for/ (Turbulent_Oranges)
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Matching with girls you swipe left on could be the “deeper” dating app everyone keeps thinking they want.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6zrtv/matching_with_girls_you_swipe_left_on_could_be/ (lanfear212)
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Even if it hasn't reached it's boiling point of 212°F, water evaporates anyways.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6zpw4/even_if_it_hasnt_reached_its_boiling_point_of/ (WhaleBoi3000)
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Dogs are older than babies but we talk to them the same

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6zonx/dogs_are_older_than_babies_but_we_talk_to_them/ (Raridan)
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Deja Vu- When you think you’re doing something you’ve done before, it’s because the creator thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friend.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6zmqf/deja_vu_when_you_think_youre_doing_something/ (The_improviser)
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The more furry the animal the more cute it is. The more furry the human the more unappealing we are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6zkxc/the_more_furry_the_animal_the_more_cute_it_is_the/ (toxicdevil)
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This comment along with this thread will be here forever, even after this website shuts down even after the internet is gone, but some other species will find this exact post, so write something nice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6zkqa/this_comment_along_with_this_thread_will_be_here/ (1234483)
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People never wonder about what bed bugs did before beds existed or what house flies did before people came along and built shelter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6zik3/people_never_wonder_about_what_bed_bugs_did/ (giganawesome)
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Caffeine is the only drug that you can flavor to your specific liking. Maybe that’s why it’s technically the most abused drug

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6zifp/caffeine_is_the_only_drug_that_you_can_flavor_to/ (-fakebirds-)
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Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6zidn/nostalgia_isnt_what_it_used_to_be/ ([deleted])
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In the dc universe, Alfred is the only character who isn’t a super hero that knows everyone’s identities.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6zhth/in_the_dc_universe_alfred_is_the_only_character/ (Elijah-Bell)
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The Pisa tower is probably the only celebrated building engineer mistake

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6zhdz/the_pisa_tower_is_probably_the_only_celebrated/ (guillaume21)
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If the plural of octopus is octopi then shouldn’t the plural of bus be busi? They both end in us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6zg8c/if_the_plural_of_octopus_is_octopi_then_shouldnt/ (Thomaslikestofish)
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We’re technically 9 months old (younger if you’re a premature baby) when we come out the womb.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6zexu/were_technically_9_months_old_younger_if_youre_a/ (awesomepopcorndude27)
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Each time you light your lighter, your lighter gets lighter, until your lighter is so light it won’t light anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6zenw/each_time_you_light_your_lighter_your_lighter/ (fyngrzadam)
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Lack of communication ruins everything because instead of knowing how the other person is feeling, we just assume.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6zedd/lack_of_communication_ruins_everything_because/ (ritzz2_0)
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Human beings comprehend and learn by adding complexity to a certain topic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6ze95/human_beings_comprehend_and_learn_by_adding/ (mindkingdom)
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No matter who wins the еlection about 50% of people are gonna be pissed off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6zdxo/no_matter_who_wins_the_еlection_about_50_of/ (trap_344)
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The universe is in nightmode by default

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6zbuw/the_universe_is_in_nightmode_by_default/ (Nnicoallen)
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Cred to u/Belmontincident. Dance like no one is watching. Email like it will be read aloud at a deposition

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6zb4e/cred_to_ubelmontincident_dance_like_no_one_is/ (buckzer0)
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There is no physical evidence that today is Thursday. We just have to trust that someone in history didn't loose count on what day it was

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6zb12/there_is_no_physical_evidence_that_today_is/ (1234483)
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There's certainly someone richer than you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6zazx/theres_certainly_someone_richer_than_you/ (daninahooole)
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You don’t realize how bad you are at typing until you use a computer that hasn’t learned your autocorrect.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6z943/you_dont_realize_how_bad_you_are_at_typing_until/ (azgrunt)
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Humankind is a analog world wide web

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6z84r/humankind_is_a_analog_world_wide_web/ (morbidlyatease)
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Wearing camouflage in public makes you stand out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6z73f/wearing_camouflage_in_public_makes_you_stand_out/ (pickle_rack)
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Cheese is the solder of the food world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6z6vc/cheese_is_the_solder_of_the_food_world/ (chongcheesol)
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Anyone wearing camouflage in public stands out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6z6gs/anyone_wearing_camouflage_in_public_stands_out/ (QBOT_COSPLAY)
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The less hair you have on the top of your head, the older you look. The more hair you have on the bottom of your head, the older you look.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6z6ct/the_less_hair_you_have_on_the_top_of_your_head/ (Eddie_Mush)
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If you work at Lowe’s or Home Depot, you can tell people you sell propane and propane accessories.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6z61p/if_you_work_at_lowes_or_home_depot_you_can_tell/ (diezel530)
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You never realize how much free time you have until you find a show you love

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6z5zl/you_never_realize_how_much_free_time_you_have/ (phoholick)
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If you listen to the song pina colada song it’s about a guy who wants to cheat on his wife and he does but it turns out it’s his wife he is meeting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6z5ws/if_you_listen_to_the_song_pina_colada_song_its/ (savetheplanet656)
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If you look down at the ground at night, it's an Earth Eclipse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6z5cq/if_you_look_down_at_the_ground_at_night_its_an/ (ZonTeeN)
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When you were born, you either inhaled or exhaled first, beginning your breathing pattern that has lasted till this day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6z4xm/when_you_were_born_you_either_inhaled_or_exhaled/ (snelltarantino)
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Banks; Earn 5X or even 10X the national average saving rate on a percent that already is too low!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6z4cu/banks_earn_5x_or_even_10x_the_national_average/ (AwesomReno)
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Naming a company ‘Sample Text’ would save a lot of money on merchandise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6z47b/naming_a_company_sample_text_would_save_a_lot_of/ (Garlicc-Bread)
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A 19 year old student can find a drug dealer easily but the police can't.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6z429/a_19_year_old_student_can_find_a_drug_dealer/ (LelouchLamperouge_)
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r/Showerthoughts is looking for new moderators!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6z3vd/rshowerthoughts_is_looking_for_new_moderators/ (drumcowski)
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You've probably driven by a semi-truck carrying food that you eventually ate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6z2pe/youve_probably_driven_by_a_semitruck_carrying/ (Saul_g0od)
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A gold watch for retirement seems contra to the concept of not having to worry about time anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6z2dp/a_gold_watch_for_retirement_seems_contra_to_the/ (Fogliar)
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This is the 2nd day this year where the date only consists of 2's and 0's

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6z22x/this_is_the_2nd_day_this_year_where_the_date_only/ (KittyMuffins)
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All actors are technically voice actors to blind people...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6z1zh/all_actors_are_technically_voice_actors_to_blind/ (Clarkent727)
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Every person was the world's youngest person for a short time

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6z1mb/every_person_was_the_worlds_youngest_person_for_a/ (DerbyCow)
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There is a theory that says "you die in a universe, but your mind gets teleported to another universe". We are all immortal in our point of view

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6z1cz/there_is_a_theory_that_says_you_die_in_a_universe/ (i_have_a_good_pc)
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If you’ve ever travelled on the London Underground you’re amongst the wealthiest, healthiest and most privileged people in the World

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6z1cl/if_youve_ever_travelled_on_the_london_underground/ (SnyderTheNinja)
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When we discover super computers they won’t be super computers anymore they would just be normal computers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6z1a6/when_we_discover_super_computers_they_wont_be/ (Zyad016)
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Pistachios are super addictive and nobody realizes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6z0pv/pistachios_are_super_addictive_and_nobody_realizes/ (niztg)
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Buildings are manmade mountains/hills.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6yyav/buildings_are_manmade_mountainshills/ (Amazing-Oil)
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It’s not a Magic Carpet, it’s a Magic Rug

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6yw33/its_not_a_magic_carpet_its_a_magic_rug/ (three2won)
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The average person has roughly one ball

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6yvu2/the_average_person_has_roughly_one_ball/ ([deleted])
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Firebenders are actually the weakest type

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6yvrq/firebenders_are_actually_the_weakest_type/ (Le-Meme-Stealer)
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In college, your favorite professor is almost always teaching your least important class.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6yvn7/in_college_your_favorite_professor_is_almost/ (Ellislsland)
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If fruit flies can speak English, It would make every college genetics class so much easier

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6yvdp/if_fruit_flies_can_speak_english_it_would_make/ (pygmypuffonacid)
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You will never be able to enter a completely empty room

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6yti8/you_will_never_be_able_to_enter_a_completely/ (Yokeyoyo)
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With cigarette and pencil use both declining, we'll eventually have nothing to stick behind our ears.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6ytds/with_cigarette_and_pencil_use_both_declining_well/ (manticor225)
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Rick wasn't really a good friend of Jesse's if he was always thinking about his girl.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6yt6k/rick_wasnt_really_a_good_friend_of_jesses_if_he/ (TheDarkTurd)
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If someone with a life sentence dies in prison and is brought back to life he completed his sentence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6yr70/if_someone_with_a_life_sentence_dies_in_prison/ (whos-floor-is-this)
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The fact that all of us can operate our mobile phones so quickly without actively thinking about it when in truth it’s a fairly complex task

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6ypwg/the_fact_that_all_of_us_can_operate_our_mobile/ (imwombo)
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Praise Ignorance, for what man has not encountered, he has not destroyed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6ypu9/praise_ignorance_for_what_man_has_not_encountered/ (ActuallyMan)
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There's probably TONS of really good aged wine at the bottom of the ocean.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6ypis/theres_probably_tons_of_really_good_aged_wine_at/ (Saul_g0od)
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All flavors are nothing more than varying ratios of salt to sugar

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6ypiq/all_flavors_are_nothing_more_than_varying_ratios/ ([deleted])
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You have been every height between the size of a single cell to your current height at some stage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6yovi/you_have_been_every_height_between_the_size_of_a/ (imwombo)
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If a Bottom asks a question, would that be a Query? If at Top asks a question, would that be an Inquiry?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6you8/if_a_bottom_asks_a_question_would_that_be_a_query/ (Dwalte396)
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Mouths are reverse assholes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6ynoy/mouths_are_reverse_assholes/ (datboi-kirb)
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Today's date looks like it has a stutter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6yn4u/todays_date_looks_like_it_has_a_stutter/ (TheBurgerMan)
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Postal workers that pay their bills online are helping to kill their own jobs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6yn39/postal_workers_that_pay_their_bills_online_are/ (es_price)
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All the clones on Star Wars would probably be covered in stretch marks because they became adult sized so fast.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6ylx9/all_the_clones_on_star_wars_would_probably_be/ (CaptainNinjaKid)
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If you're famous you can make any piece of paper expensive by signing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6ylnq/if_youre_famous_you_can_make_any_piece_of_paper/ (Articuno7113)
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A unicycle has one wheel, a bicycle has two wheels, and a tricycle has three wheels. Your average office chair has five pairs of two wheels, so you could correctly refer to it as a decicycle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6yl50/a_unicycle_has_one_wheel_a_bicycle_has_two_wheels/ (justice_gentleman)
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You will never buy an unused mirror

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6ykdx/you_will_never_buy_an_unused_mirror/ (MaxieGreen)
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Our imagination stems from realities in other dimensions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6ykbc/our_imagination_stems_from_realities_in_other/ (Voldylock)
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When you do anything, in the exact moment you're doing it, you're the last one to ever do it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6yjf7/when_you_do_anything_in_the_exact_moment_youre/ (KyaCeption)
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Being able to kill someone just by thinking about it would make most of us kill ourselves accidentally.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6yjae/being_able_to_kill_someone_just_by_thinking_about/ (OnceUponACockapuss)
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If people have fetishes for animals, then animals must have fetishes for humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6yiy5/if_people_have_fetishes_for_animals_then_animals/ (chungus_is_gay)
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Ice comes in different temperatures

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6yh8a/ice_comes_in_different_temperatures/ (PuDKW)
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Directions are limitless if you don't use the four cardinal directions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6yh2c/directions_are_limitless_if_you_dont_use_the_four/ (OnceUponACockapuss)
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If something is "as cold as hell" it's not that cold

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6ygpl/if_something_is_as_cold_as_hell_its_not_that_cold/ (FunFeetMan)
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Royal Sussex vs Sussex Royal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6ygas/royal_sussex_vs_sussex_royal/ (THEAmanWithoutaFace)
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If you zoom in Biology you get Chemistry. If you zoom in Chemistry you get Physics.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6yg29/if_you_zoom_in_biology_you_get_chemistry_if_you/ (Ptcruz)
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A bong uses all four elements when you take a hit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6yfh6/a_bong_uses_all_four_elements_when_you_take_a_hit/ (cody_1849)
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Peanut butter has a viscosity like spread whilst chocolate spread has a viscosity of butter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6yf4m/peanut_butter_has_a_viscosity_like_spread_whilst/ (rhubarbland)
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After someone makes a joke about you and says they are "just kidding" are probably secretly not kidding.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6ydd2/after_someone_makes_a_joke_about_you_and_says/ (griffincorg)
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If a porn star ages well they’ll eventually be able to transition from the teen category to the milf category

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6ycay/if_a_porn_star_ages_well_theyll_eventually_be/ (The_Sass_Machine)
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An escalator is on two floors at once

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6yaxm/an_escalator_is_on_two_floors_at_once/ (Light_35)
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J.K. Rowling may have been author of the iconic Harry Potter series but John Williams composed its equally iconic theme that everyone recognises.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6y9w8/jk_rowling_may_have_been_author_of_the_iconic/ (CherryAntAttack)
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A person putting a watermark on a picture that isn’t theirs is the equivalency of a dog peeing to mark its territory

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6y9ex/a_person_putting_a_watermark_on_a_picture_that/ (CatJongUn)
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Most of us have said something in person or online that has made someone think we are going to hurt ourselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6y8ix/most_of_us_have_said_something_in_person_or/ ([deleted])
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Your music suddenly playing out loud is only not embarrassing if it's your ringtone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6y86a/your_music_suddenly_playing_out_loud_is_only_not/ (Atalkingpizzabox)
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There is probably a version of cars the movie in the cars universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6y7ih/there_is_probably_a_version_of_cars_the_movie_in/ (olara87)
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Giving birth brings down your kill count.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6y57z/giving_birth_brings_down_your_kill_count/ (amazingzaz09)
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Blind people probably save a fortune on light bulbs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6y4jl/blind_people_probably_save_a_fortune_on_light/ (SmellMyWeenie)
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When measuring a newborn they measure their “length” and not “height” because they can’t stand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6y3k9/when_measuring_a_newborn_they_measure_their/ (ShizLord32)
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From a business point of view, insurance companies are your well wishers while the hospitals are not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6y2gr/from_a_business_point_of_view_insurance_companies/ (sistasa)
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Every time we walk on the dirt we walking on dead animals and dead people and dead plants

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6y1ns/every_time_we_walk_on_the_dirt_we_walking_on_dead/ (Smoky-foil)
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Introverts are a group of people who really don’t want to meet each other

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6y0rn/introverts_are_a_group_of_people_who_really_dont/ (SmellMyWeenie)
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After Robin Hood gives money to the poor enough times he has to eventually start robbing them too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6y0fi/after_robin_hood_gives_money_to_the_poor_enough/ (Here-For-The-Comment)
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Trying to convince yourself you’re still asleep after waking yourself up during the exciting part of your dream is some level 0 self-deception.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6y0ea/trying_to_convince_yourself_youre_still_asleep/ (TheFlightlessPenguin)
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Dracula probably got infected with the coronavirus the first time he turned into a bat and his immortality saved him from suffering any symptoms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6y09p/dracula_probably_got_infected_with_the/ (fohamr)
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The roof of your mouth is actually the ceiling of your mouth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6y05a/the_roof_of_your_mouth_is_actually_the_ceiling_of/ ([deleted])
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Fish sticks are the hotdogs of the seas.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6xzel/fish_sticks_are_the_hotdogs_of_the_seas/ (smokethatoak)
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The better technologies gets the less privacy we get to keep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6xzaz/the_better_technologies_gets_the_less_privacy_we/ ([deleted])
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The only way to know what it’s like to have sex with Claire Danes is to have sex with her. Otherwise, you’re just pretending to have sex with Claire Danes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6xvx4/the_only_way_to_know_what_its_like_to_have_sex/ (Billy_T_Wierd)
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When a laptop overheats, it freezes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6xuxx/when_a_laptop_overheats_it_freezes/ (OneZoroBoi)
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No-one expects their coffee-flavored ice-cream to actually taste like real coffee

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6xupz/noone_expects_their_coffeeflavored_icecream_to/ (Jiriakel)
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Whenever you throw a punch, the air gets taken aback.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6xufa/whenever_you_throw_a_punch_the_air_gets_taken/ (PalmFingerNails)
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Due to advancement in deepfake technology, we could start seeing porn between celebrities, like Anne Frank with Bill Cosby

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6xtwi/due_to_advancement_in_deepfake_technology_we/ (Hagger_Remmington)
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Despite being denotatively synonymous, bottom feeding and ass eating couldn’t be more different.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6xtuo/despite_being_denotatively_synonymous_bottom/ (fabuloustortuga)
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The Bee movie featured a drag queen ruling a slave colony

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6xtj8/the_bee_movie_featured_a_drag_queen_ruling_a/ (DepressedCatPotato)
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Out of 7.53 million people on this earth, 330 million might see this.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6xsf1/out_of_753_million_people_on_this_earth_330/ ([deleted])
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It’s important to look out for number 1. Unless you’re walking through a dog park with flip flops, then it’s best to look out for number 2.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6xrqb/its_important_to_look_out_for_number_1_unless/ (Irv-Elephant)
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The fastest way to get someone to take their clothes off is to ask about their tattoos.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6xqhp/the_fastest_way_to_get_someone_to_take_their/ (ATOMutt)
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W is the only letter in the English alphabet that has 3 syllables.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6xq6u/w_is_the_only_letter_in_the_english_alphabet_that/ (Qpzfd)
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W is the only letter in the English alphabet that has 3 syllables.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6xq5r/w_is_the_only_letter_in_the_english_alphabet_that/ (Qpzfd)
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Practically, the maximum kids a woman can have in her lifetime is about 42.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6xppc/practically_the_maximum_kids_a_woman_can_have_in/ (KillerOfWhales)
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You have 80 years to get it right

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6xpkj/you_have_80_years_to_get_it_right/ (Seedpound)
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Everyone knows life is short, but no one knows how short it is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6xph0/everyone_knows_life_is_short_but_no_one_knows_how/ (Lord_of_hosts)
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Getting a dumbass tattoo in another language is much more heavily common than people who don't speak English getting a dumbass English tattoo.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6xp2e/getting_a_dumbass_tattoo_in_another_language_is/ (Krimson_Klaww)
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If you stop time, light will also stop, and you’ll be blind. All atomic movement will also stop, and you’ll freeze.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6xlvj/if_you_stop_time_light_will_also_stop_and_youll/ (Reeseington)
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There are probably famous people reading your comments and posts without you even knowing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6xldh/there_are_probably_famous_people_reading_your/ (savetheplanet656)
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You probably rarely ever use rhymes yet hear hundreds of them a day on the radio and tv.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6xlan/you_probably_rarely_ever_use_rhymes_yet_hear/ (SinJinQLB)
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If people are born every second, than even at 2 days old thousands of people are still younger than you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6xla3/if_people_are_born_every_second_than_even_at_2/ (girrafe14)
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GPS apps warn us to not type while driving, but have no problem blasting advertisements over the map forcing us to take our eyes off the road to dismiss it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6xl42/gps_apps_warn_us_to_not_type_while_driving_but/ (chillflyguy33)
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People posting posts already posted is quite masterbatory.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6xjdq/people_posting_posts_already_posted_is_quite/ (Deathbysnusnubooboo)
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A lack of reflective surfaces and cameras would make people way more confident and less depressed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6xjbd/a_lack_of_reflective_surfaces_and_cameras_would/ (quadruple-19)
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Trespassing is only a serious crime if it's over a country line.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6xi4b/trespassing_is_only_a_serious_crime_if_its_over_a/ (LeeCuz)
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If you robbed a bank, you will get food and water for the next 10 years, regardless of whether the robbery was successful or not

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6xgv1/if_you_robbed_a_bank_you_will_get_food_and_water/ (OneZoroBoi)
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When Deniro said: 'I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?' there was around a 0.2% chance he could produce milk, so in some reality Greg pulled that shirt up and milked him for all he's worth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6xgq3/when_deniro_said_i_have_nipples_greg_can_you_milk/ (GetMrBeaned)
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The more we see drones instead of fireworks and AR animations on fields of sports games, the less impressive the Quidditch World Cup will seem to new kids being introduced to the Harry Potter movies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6xgdf/the_more_we_see_drones_instead_of_fireworks_and/ (fistofthefuture)
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If you think real hard, you will realize that a Utopia is actually a Dystopia.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6xfce/if_you_think_real_hard_you_will_realize_that_a/ (varolyesilpinar)
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We don't often realize everything around us is aging as we age. Change is ever so subtle that we barely notice things change unless we pay close attention.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6xfab/we_dont_often_realize_everything_around_us_is/ (Anasahmed)
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Cheese is a loaf of milk and ice is a loaf of water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6xf5y/cheese_is_a_loaf_of_milk_and_ice_is_a_loaf_of/ (OneZoroBoi)
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Gym equipment and protein shakes are technically weapons of mass construction

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6xeyv/gym_equipment_and_protein_shakes_are_technically/ (Lirilium)
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Eminem is to the rap industry as Marilyn Manson is to the rock industry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6xe0h/eminem_is_to_the_rap_industry_as_marilyn_manson/ (Czarcasm3)
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We tell our kids that there's the solution of physical pain but we don't seem to tell that there's also the solution of mental pain and that's why they think mental pain can only be solved by ending the life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6xdyk/we_tell_our_kids_that_theres_the_solution_of/ (256Moin256)
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(Probably) More people know the rules to basketball than their countries' laws

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6xc1i/probably_more_people_know_the_rules_to_basketball/ (Steezy_Ice)
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A good night's sleep is something a lot of people can only dream of.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6xapc/a_good_nights_sleep_is_something_a_lot_of_people/ (ThePatheticSaiyan)
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The date today looks like it’s stuttering

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6xagl/the_date_today_looks_like_its_stuttering/ (FlufflyDog)
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The two most famous cartoon burger chains both have Krusty in the title

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6xa25/the_two_most_famous_cartoon_burger_chains_both/ ([deleted])
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Testing for STDs is the one time in life you hope to actually fail the exam.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6x9de/testing_for_stds_is_the_one_time_in_life_you_hope/ (SmellMyWeenie)
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Books that are 50 years old feel uselessly out of date while books that are several hundred years old seem full of ancient wisdom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6x9bb/books_that_are_50_years_old_feel_uselessly_out_of/ (Myomyw)
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People wearing glasses are constantly looking out of the window.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6x8wi/people_wearing_glasses_are_constantly_looking_out/ (THE_JaMsTeR)
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Naming the city Zootopia suggests that zoos exist within the universe and thus animals are trapped to entertain other animals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6x8sp/naming_the_city_zootopia_suggests_that_zoos_exist/ (kneeless_knight)
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Werewolf periods must be a birch

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6x8ll/werewolf_periods_must_be_a_birch/ (ligmapolls)
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Elastigirl might be the only person capable of handling Mr Incredible's strong fucking thrusts without injury by stretching herself to accommodate him.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6x8kq/elastigirl_might_be_the_only_person_capable_of/ (AmierSingle)
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Before mobile phones were invented, “where are you” didn’t make much sense.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6x7jn/before_mobile_phones_were_invented_where_are_you/ (hitmiker)
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Auto tint prescription glasses are cool but auto tint contact lenses would probably scare people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6x6m7/auto_tint_prescription_glasses_are_cool_but_auto/ (Nos2_50)
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Technically all photographs are CGI.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6x6cx/technically_all_photographs_are_cgi/ (chrisnl420)
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The cure for Zombie apocalypse: Lots of maggots

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6x6bw/the_cure_for_zombie_apocalypse_lots_of_maggots/ (KillerOfWhales)
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Calling butter a condiment sounds wrong when it’s probably right.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6x6be/calling_butter_a_condiment_sounds_wrong_when_its/ (DSofren)
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Bloomberg wasn't a candidate until he opened his wallet and stopped being a candidate when he opened his mouth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6x6ax/bloomberg_wasnt_a_candidate_until_he_opened_his/ (anasshm)
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Butter is technically a condiment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6x4xl/butter_is_technically_a_condiment/ (Jackamac10)
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Which establishment has produced more semen? A popular brothel or spermbank

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6x4x5/which_establishment_has_produced_more_semen_a/ (Gods-Gewch)
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Nobody ever said "His car is so small, he must have a really big dick"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6x4rx/nobody_ever_said_his_car_is_so_small_he_must_have/ ([deleted])
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Many people who don’t find jalapeño spicy have probably only tried the pickled kind

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6x3uz/many_people_who_dont_find_jalapeño_spicy_have/ (arglefark567)
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Many seem to think their driving licence is a licence to drive angrily.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6x2he/many_seem_to_think_their_driving_licence_is_a/ (Breeze_in_the_Trees)
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Since dragons are reptiles they would croak, chirp, or click like lizards, instead of roar and growl like mammals (Bears, lions, etc.)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6x1bh/since_dragons_are_reptiles_they_would_croak_chirp/ (ChaoticCenturian)
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Mirrors reflect ourselves. We reflect on ourselves as well. We are mirrors to ourselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6x0su/mirrors_reflect_ourselves_we_reflect_on_ourselves/ (FloatingPebbles)
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You were created on one side of the earth’s surface, and when you die you will be put on the other side of the earths surface

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6x061/you_were_created_on_one_side_of_the_earths/ (SmellMyWeenie)
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Because of Gwen Stefani, there's no excuse to misspell bananas.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6wyv2/because_of_gwen_stefani_theres_no_excuse_to/ (Timcwalker)
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There is probably something you haven’t remembered yet that will make you really anxious when you finally do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6wy4h/there_is_probably_something_you_havent_remembered/ (ImVeryBased)
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Jabba might be the only one who stands a chance to out pizza the hut

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6wxhh/jabba_might_be_the_only_one_who_stands_a_chance/ (madlad464)
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Mario has rescued Princess Peach multiple times, yet she still puts him in the friend zone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6wwzb/mario_has_rescued_princess_peach_multiple_times/ (SmellMyWeenie)
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It's interesting Microsoft never renamed their computer models to Oranges since they're incompatible with Apples.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6wwg5/its_interesting_microsoft_never_renamed_their/ (JoeFas)
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If you're 30 years or older you will have lived concurrently in a time of such legends as Mr. Rogers, Bob Ross, Mother Teresa, Nelson Mandela, Michael Jordan, Wayne Gretsky, and many other larger than life role models.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6wuou/if_youre_30_years_or_older_you_will_have_lived/ (Over_the_Void)
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People always talk about how much they enjoy stomping on decayed leaf corpses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6wuh3/people_always_talk_about_how_much_they_enjoy/ (apple_a_day_is_gay)
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If human orgasms lasted as long as a pigs (30-90 min) it would make being out in public a more interesting place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6wu8e/if_human_orgasms_lasted_as_long_as_a_pigs_3090/ (wise0wl84)
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After watching a scientific documentary/video for a brief moment, once it ends, you feel very smart... But nothing has changed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6wu4a/after_watching_a_scientific_documentaryvideo_for/ (CuteBananaMuffin)
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If people are surrounding a pizza, one cut will count as cutting it vertically, horizontally and diagonally

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6wsul/if_people_are_surrounding_a_pizza_one_cut_will/ (MckiesDickies)
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The ultimate flex on the sun is going outside and blocking sunlight that traveled 300,000 kilometers/second for 8 minutes and 20 seconds to earth just for you to keep it from hitting the ground at the last moment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6wsqp/the_ultimate_flex_on_the_sun_is_going_outside_and/ ([deleted])
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Majority of people consider paper the weakest sign in rock-paper-scissors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6wsjl/majority_of_people_consider_paper_the_weakest/ (Misharena)
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if the box has shit in it, remove it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6wpvw/if_the_box_has_shit_in_it_remove_it/ (Daggerdinger)
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There are 10,000,000 different variations of colours, yet it’s completely impossible to think of a new one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6wps3/there_are_10000000_different_variations_of/ (SquidWhisky)
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When you're young, hanging out with someone 5 or 10 years older than you seems weird, but as old age comes, people don't seem to care.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6wpom/when_youre_young_hanging_out_with_someone_5_or_10/ (s0cietysucks)
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The good part of not being a pianist is, if you break or lose a finger, your life isn't over

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6wpf7/the_good_part_of_not_being_a_pianist_is_if_you/ (Onywan)
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If you connect every character ever used with separate but same length numbers, there are infinite ammount of numbers that withold in them every written text and literature in every possible order.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6wp3a/if_you_connect_every_character_ever_used_with/ (2000mater)
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Homer being an incompetent nuclear plant worker gives off the impression that things can easily go haywire with nuclear energy. This makes the general public less receptive of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6wnd3/homer_being_an_incompetent_nuclear_plant_worker/ (masterjolly)
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Michael J. Fox must not open his own soda cans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6wm49/michael_j_fox_must_not_open_his_own_soda_cans/ (JoeFas)
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Pizzas are weird; we get a circular food, cut it into triangles and then put into a square box

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6wj0v/pizzas_are_weird_we_get_a_circular_food_cut_it/ (peelmb)
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If you are really good at online games and have played for years, the odds are pretty good that you have caused someone to break something in their house out of frustration.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6widt/if_you_are_really_good_at_online_games_and_have/ (ghostsolid)
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In a documentary of someone’s life the writers could probably show a picture of any young kid and nobody would know the difference

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6wi8j/in_a_documentary_of_someones_life_the_writers/ (your_boi_beans)
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We could all be living in a “Truman Show” type reality, we just wouldn’t know it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6wi1v/we_could_all_be_living_in_a_truman_show_type/ ([deleted])
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A sandcastle is also a glass house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6wgur/a_sandcastle_is_also_a_glass_house/ (CyberNinja23)
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Most people probably realize that they've lost internet a lot quicker than if someone died in their house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6wgby/most_people_probably_realize_that_theyve_lost/ (Faffy_Toast)
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There's no physical evidence that proofs that today Thursday, we all just have the trust that someone kept count since the first one ever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6wf8e/theres_no_physical_evidence_that_proofs_that/ (Dark_Samurai9927)
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Peoplr love stories about superheroes who come save them but picked Biff Lex Luthor to lead them in real life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6wf4n/peoplr_love_stories_about_superheroes_who_come/ (heykarlll)
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For being the star of such a kid-friendly franchise, Kirby really brutalizes the shit out of enemies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6wf0z/for_being_the_star_of_such_a_kidfriendly/ (SuspiciousOrifice)
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Masturbation would most likely lead to blindness for the Pale Man.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6weeq/masturbation_would_most_likely_lead_to_blindness/ (mario_van_pooples)
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There might be an alliance of advanced sentient beings that live on different planets and belong to different species but who have a close relationship like different nations on Earth, and their cultures might be far more sophisticated than ours, and reading some of their books might be pretty dope.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6we7i/there_might_be_an_alliance_of_advanced_sentient/ (chewbaccagonewild)
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When a person from an older generation is complaining about the younger generation, they're probably expressing frustration with how the kids *they* raised turned out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6wdp8/when_a_person_from_an_older_generation_is/ (NeverBob)
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I’ve never been to a store where they sell hijabs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6wd7r/ive_never_been_to_a_store_where_they_sell_hijabs/ (nudistlucas)
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It must be really hard being the guy who builds the LEGOs in LEGO commercials since they only got minutes to finish building them while some of us takes hours

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6wd3n/it_must_be_really_hard_being_the_guy_who_builds/ (Bananyonet)
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You read this in the past.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6wcp2/you_read_this_in_the_past/ (mibbzz)
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The light you used to see before you blinked isn’t the same light you’re using to see after you blink.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6wbr8/the_light_you_used_to_see_before_you_blinked_isnt/ (SmellMyWeenie)
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A lot of kids probably get hit in a school zone because people are staring at their speedometer, trying to get it down to 20 MPH.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6wb6r/a_lot_of_kids_probably_get_hit_in_a_school_zone/ (Pyrotek212)
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When you try to meow to your cat, it will most likely cringe at your horrible grammar

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6w9ws/when_you_try_to_meow_to_your_cat_it_will_most/ (Frankaos333)
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We evolved to stand up straight, but now our backs seem to be getting weak

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6w97b/we_evolved_to_stand_up_straight_but_now_our_backs/ (vivaciousaffablenerd)
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God is an Incel because he hates when women have sex and so do Incels

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6w913/god_is_an_incel_because_he_hates_when_women_have/ (dick5cock5balls5)
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Someone might have ignored your text because they were masturbating

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6w8fg/someone_might_have_ignored_your_text_because_they/ (SentientToaster0808)
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“Leaving them to their own devices” has a much more literal meaning now than when it was coined

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6w8f7/leaving_them_to_their_own_devices_has_a_much_more/ (Insecurelysureimcool)
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Most legos don't have noses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6w80n/most_legos_dont_have_noses/ (Shin_SimmerDown)
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You’ve probably texted someone who was masturbating

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6w7cc/youve_probably_texted_someone_who_was_masturbating/ (SentientToaster0808)
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The currencies of the apocalypse will be alcohol and clean water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6w732/the_currencies_of_the_apocalypse_will_be_alcohol/ (arabbitnamedweasel)
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In the future, there will likely be a martian accent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6w5rm/in_the_future_there_will_likely_be_a_martian/ (h8re)
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Every day, someone is let down by a pencil sharpener.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6w4ph/every_day_someone_is_let_down_by_a_pencil/ (Metamorphic6969)
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Loving yourself is also homosexuality

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6w3pv/loving_yourself_is_also_homosexuality/ (heykarlll)
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It will take a long time until the date only need two different numbers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6w2mj/it_will_take_a_long_time_until_the_date_only_need/ (manntobias)
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Ledger’s Joker wanted to watch the world burn because he saw the world as a joke. Joaquin’s Joker wanted to watch the world burn because the world saw him as a joke.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6w2gj/ledgers_joker_wanted_to_watch_the_world_burn/ (i-am-froot)
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Running half of a marathon is very different than running a half marathon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6w2an/running_half_of_a_marathon_is_very_different_than/ ([deleted])
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Not dying young is a key element in having a successful rap (or any genre) career

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6w1y9/not_dying_young_is_a_key_element_in_having_a/ (oreduckian)
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We have the same attitude towards social media as we do alcohol. Everybody uses them but when we hear someone quit, we congratulate them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6w0y9/we_have_the_same_attitude_towards_social_media_as/ (AParable)
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Snails are emotional mines they make you feel like shit when you step on them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6w0s6/snails_are_emotional_mines_they_make_you_feel/ (abcdea9)
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A queen of a large ant colony has more followers then 90% of celebrities on instagram

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6w0rx/a_queen_of_a_large_ant_colony_has_more_followers/ (swordviper121)
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'Metaphor' was originally: "to carry across". We use 'metaphor' metaphorically.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6vzfj/metaphor_was_originally_to_carry_across_we_use/ (minddoor)
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If Jango Fett had a micropenis then the clones all have micropenises too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6vze8/if_jango_fett_had_a_micropenis_then_the_clones/ (SandViking4)
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'Metaphor' was originally: "to carry across. We use 'metaphor' metaphorically.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6vz19/metaphor_was_originally_to_carry_across_we_use/ ([deleted])
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Things depreciate in value when there are more of them. There’s only one of you, so you are infinitely valuable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6vxca/things_depreciate_in_value_when_there_are_more_of/ (AmiableSequoia)
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Rhyming in a language would look awful in other languages

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6vx83/rhyming_in_a_language_would_look_awful_in_other/ (theyanker)
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It's only a matter of time before we can 3D-print bones that don't break, organs that don't fail, etc. which will be able to support bodies that are way stronger than what we have now. We're gonna have super heroes and super villains one day ya'll.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6vwp0/its_only_a_matter_of_time_before_we_can_3dprint/ (Saul_g0od)
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Online communities are only more inclusive because people don’t have to see or hear each other

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6vwdx/online_communities_are_only_more_inclusive/ (FancyRaptor)
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Trigonometry is probably more annoying to learn for Greek students.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6vwa4/trigonometry_is_probably_more_annoying_to_learn/ (Spookd_Moffun)
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You never realize how dark your sunglasses are until you step back inside.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6vw6t/you_never_realize_how_dark_your_sunglasses_are/ (AnarchyIsMyTherapy)
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Some people are already mourning the loss of Betty White.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6vvi3/some_people_are_already_mourning_the_loss_of/ (OnceUponACockapuss)
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The anonymity of the internet sure has created a lot of fucking assholes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6vvci/the_anonymity_of_the_internet_sure_has_created_a/ ([deleted])
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Having a horse was once a necessity but evolved to become a luxury, while having a car was once a luxury but is now a necessity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6vv31/having_a_horse_was_once_a_necessity_but_evolved/ (ultranothing)
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We aren't glad enough that we don't have to shave our tongues like facial hair

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6vu8h/we_arent_glad_enough_that_we_dont_have_to_shave/ (idea4granted)
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even though the dead can't breed, they're multiplying like crazy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6vtt7/even_though_the_dead_cant_breed_theyre/ (stefang123)
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You know life sucks when going to sleep and having a decent dream is all you have to look forward to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6vts2/you_know_life_sucks_when_going_to_sleep_and/ (jaylock77)
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If all measuring tools were destroyed, there'd be no more comparing sizes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6vsfg/if_all_measuring_tools_were_destroyed_thered_be/ (-raman)
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Taller people are expected to use their reach to help shorter people, but if a tall person were to ask a short person to hand them something they dropped on the floor it'd be insulting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6vrob/taller_people_are_expected_to_use_their_reach_to/ (emi_rivale30)
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There are times where the news can be really condescending.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6vrmi/there_are_times_where_the_news_can_be_really/ (SadFire1)
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Holding your breath when passing a cemetery out of respect for the people who are no longer breathing made sense, when we were kids, now it might kill us to visit someone's grave in a cemetery if we tried.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6vr36/holding_your_breath_when_passing_a_cemetery_out/ (OnceUponACockapuss)
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You know speakers are good when they seem louder the further away you get from them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6vr1o/you_know_speakers_are_good_when_they_seem_louder/ (farooqskariem)
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Farting is the Burping of the Mouth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6vqm2/farting_is_the_burping_of_the_mouth/ (KhingsKing)
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Sleep is the free trial of death, a coma is a membership.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6vq2n/sleep_is_the_free_trial_of_death_a_coma_is_a/ (h8re)
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Maybe the reason why the world continues to seem more violent and warlike is because the violent tribes have been killing off the peaceful tribes for millennia and all that's left are the descendants of sociopaths.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6vpf1/maybe_the_reason_why_the_world_continues_to_seem/ (Mako_Eyes)
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If tom hanks ever betrays us the world will have to end.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6vopu/if_tom_hanks_ever_betrays_us_the_world_will_have/ (savagewolf666)
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Every successful YouTuber has a crazy superfan

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6vonf/every_successful_youtuber_has_a_crazy_superfan/ (ShazzyFez)
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Today is one of the rare days where the year has the same numbers as the month and the day combined if you use 02 instead of 2 for February.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6vo5l/today_is_one_of_the_rare_days_where_the_year_has/ (FrostyIcy84)
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People are really lucky not to have hair in their mouths

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6vmem/people_are_really_lucky_not_to_have_hair_in_their/ (Ourcommunist13)
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We all can read minds, just our own minds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6vkw8/we_all_can_read_minds_just_our_own_minds/ (TheRockWarlock)
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Someday mustve been the first Monday of our system of weekdays

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6vjvn/someday_mustve_been_the_first_monday_of_our/ (JustChillaxio)
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It must have taken a lot of disappearances in very exact places to figure out what shape the Bermuda Triangle is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6vhw5/it_must_have_taken_a_lot_of_disappearances_in/ (Mr_Trickster64)
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A sweaty party and a sweat party are two very different things

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6vekj/a_sweaty_party_and_a_sweat_party_are_two_very/ (saucecat2)
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Idea: gas stations have a cash only drive thru gas pump and there’s an attendant that just stands there and pumps it, you slide him a 20 then dip

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6vef4/idea_gas_stations_have_a_cash_only_drive_thru_gas/ (fav-cracka)
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There is no physical evidence that today is Thursday. We just have to trust that someone kept a proper count since the first day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6vc33/there_is_no_physical_evidence_that_today_is/ (Viv_J04)
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There is no TV or advertising in the Star Wars Universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6v99k/there_is_no_tv_or_advertising_in_the_star_wars/ (RZAtheAbbot)
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Google SEO rankings are a direct measurement of how much training data your website has uploaded for the machine

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6v2z1/google_seo_rankings_are_a_direct_measurement_of/ (ValidatingUsername)
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Telling someone to hang in there is not a great thing to reply with when someone says they seriously don’t want to live.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6v1re/telling_someone_to_hang_in_there_is_not_a_great/ (StringSurfer1)
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When you breathe out, you are almost always out of breath

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6scty/when_you_breathe_out_you_are_almost_always_out_of/ (thatoneguysu)
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Amazon values time to the point of employees not being able to take a pee break but based on the amount of over-packaging it clearly doesn't value raw materials. Time is valuable yet raw materials are not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6n1zf/amazon_values_time_to_the_point_of_employees_not/ (No_Juan_4_You)
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Escort services are the pay to win version of tinder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6mt70/escort_services_are_the_pay_to_win_version_of/ (MaccasWorkerByDay)
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Bloomberg might be Gail the Snail’s dad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6mek2/bloomberg_might_be_gail_the_snails_dad/ (GratefulD86)
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Do people really workout their forearms?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6macy/do_people_really_workout_their_forearms/ (Kyle-Kenedy)
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You have to drive and drink before you drink and drive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6ma8g/you_have_to_drive_and_drink_before_you_drink_and/ (Saurabh_nm)
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Somewhere out there is someone who probably unknowingly holds the world record for longest duration of the hiccups.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6m0cn/somewhere_out_there_is_someone_who_probably/ (Owlbear_Farmer)
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No one really thinks about what life was like before the internet unless you were born before the internet was created.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6i0at/no_one_really_thinks_about_what_life_was_like/ (OnceUponACockapuss)
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Having bots delete showerthoughts makes showering and thinking less enticing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6hqf6/having_bots_delete_showerthoughts_makes_showering/ (vfxslave)
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When video is downloaded, recompressed and uploaded, it's like our memory trying to recall a thought but every time we do, the details get a bit fuzzier.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6h65d/when_video_is_downloaded_recompressed_and/ (mccarthybergeron)
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It’s not uncommon for married couples to look alike, perhaps even looking like they’re siblings, however , they don’t actually resemble each other, rather... their children are often a hybrid of the parents and after looking at said child, it connects a dot in our minds that may not really be there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6gr34/its_not_uncommon_for_married_couples_to_look/ (ryanwosleger)
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The Australian thinks that the downdoot button is blue-colored

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6g76c/the_australian_thinks_that_the_downdoot_button_is/ (enslaved-moisture123)
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To become really good at one skill, you must sacrifice a lot of your hobbies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6dmcq/to_become_really_good_at_one_skill_you_must/ (roastedtoperfection)
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Everyone hates Amazon for their exploitative and invasive business practices, but at the same time nobody wants to stop using them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6dkse/everyone_hates_amazon_for_their_exploitative_and/ (arcsin1323)
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Unorthodox is used for things that are weird and look cursed, but not for things that don't corelate with the actual religion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6dkh8/unorthodox_is_used_for_things_that_are_weird_and/ (QueasyMemer)
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It's quite ironic that most anime fans who don't usually look after their appearance nor think that appearance matters the most, like something that visual appeal plays a vital role

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6di8r/its_quite_ironic_that_most_anime_fans_who_dont/ (tryhard_on_ranked)
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When the ocean crashes it's waves upon the shore it's just breathing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6dhp1/when_the_ocean_crashes_its_waves_upon_the_shore/ (sric2838)
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Having more skin would not make you skinnier

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6dg03/having_more_skin_would_not_make_you_skinnier/ (Cyphule)
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Within the next twenty years, Hollywood will probably be remaking "Century Classics" like Gone with the Wind, The Wizard of Oz and other "untouchable" films.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6dejy/within_the_next_twenty_years_hollywood_will/ (ericparis)
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Jail is " go to your room and think what did you do" for adults.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6ddk8/jail_is_go_to_your_room_and_think_what_did_you_do/ (PCRenthusiasist)
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Human babies are the most useless babies of any species, but human adults are the most useful adults of an species.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f6coxf/human_babies_are_the_most_useless_babies_of_any/ (OvoCloudSound)
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If a post gets lost in new, then it can never get old

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f65dfl/if_a_post_gets_lost_in_new_then_it_can_never_get/ (Batcraft10)
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When iced coffee, including ice cream, coffee with cream or coffee-infused milk is served, ice cream is therefore coffee

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f5zuue/when_iced_coffee_including_ice_cream_coffee_with/ (dylantherabbit2016)
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The fact that we procrastinate and still get the things done is the reason we still procrastinate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f5zcpx/the_fact_that_we_procrastinate_and_still_get_the/ (ritzz2_0)
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It’s only a matter of time before people are gonna stop saying “mom” and “dad,” and advocate for the terms “parent 1” and “parent 2” instead. Because, “mom” and “dad” could be offensive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f5y5rk/its_only_a_matter_of_time_before_people_are_gonna/ (YesILikeFeet)
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Any self esteem boost kids get from participation trophies is quickly offset via social media posts/comparisons

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f5xm92/any_self_esteem_boost_kids_get_from_participation/ (pikindaguy)
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Music is how we decorate time

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f5wdl5/music_is_how_we_decorate_time/ (Zyad016)
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How fish developed a taste for earthworms even though they never quit the ground?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f5vkt0/how_fish_developed_a_taste_for_earthworms_even/ (fuckmyredditaccount)
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No one told us how to live life, so we f*cked up our mental health during R&D stage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f5u3s3/no_one_told_us_how_to_live_life_so_we_fcked_up/ (Code-Monster)
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If your boyfriend is obese he’s gunna be really soft.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f5gue3/if_your_boyfriend_is_obese_hes_gunna_be_really/ (Mansierge)
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We gain muscle memory by training a Machine Learning (reinforcement learning) algorithm on our body

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f5fx9z/we_gain_muscle_memory_by_training_a_machine/ (MalonesChiliRecipe)
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Something delivered by car is shipment but something delivered by boat is a cargo

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f5dswb/something_delivered_by_car_is_shipment_but/ (fox_boi2)
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Technically speaking, spoon is a Pudding Shovel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f5cgzb/technically_speaking_spoon_is_a_pudding_shovel/ (Revealed_Jailor)
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One thousand years from now, archaeologists might dig up one of your shopping lists or something and put it in a museum

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f52jd4/one_thousand_years_from_now_archaeologists_might/ (NateNate60)
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You spend your entire life gathering guests for your funeral

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f52fd0/you_spend_your_entire_life_gathering_guests_for/ (emptydogboi)
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We're lucky that the amount of sleep we need is about the same as the amount of time a given location on Earth is in the dark.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f52f8k/were_lucky_that_the_amount_of_sleep_we_need_is/ (trumumo)
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Beanie Babies only had value when people were preparing for them to have value

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f52e51/beanie_babies_only_had_value_when_people_were/ (EffectivePineapple2)
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There are individuals out there who haven’t been rick rolled.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f52dla/there_are_individuals_out_there_who_havent_been/ (jamison1325)
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In the novel/movie “Matilda,” if Ms. Honey had just reported Miss Trunchbull to authorities, hundreds of kids would’ve been saved from childhood trauma.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f51nb1/in_the_novelmovie_matilda_if_ms_honey_had_just/ (tanstaboi)
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If we hear a scream or hear someone scream something, we would all instantly shift our attention to the source. This makes screaming just a human version of CPU interrupt command.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f51m02/if_we_hear_a_scream_or_hear_someone_scream/ (teedotem)
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When you are more concerned w being hurt from tripping & falling in public than being embarrassed you have become old

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4va5y/when_you_are_more_concerned_w_being_hurt_from/ (Darth_Kahuna)
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For all that we know about the world, we know nothing about what will happen tomorrow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4uj90/for_all_that_we_know_about_the_world_we_know/ (ZeionStars)
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Short people are the last to be hit by rain, but the first to drown

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4k2ki/short_people_are_the_last_to_be_hit_by_rain_but/ (EpilepticAttacks)
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It's funny how we tell the other person to think fast even though they're supposed to act fast.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4k28b/its_funny_how_we_tell_the_other_person_to_think/ (ONE_BIG_LOAD)
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Ghosts must be well pissed off, seeing their loved ones mourn their passing and having to slam doors to get their attention.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4k14g/ghosts_must_be_well_pissed_off_seeing_their_loved/ (compostmentis)
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If the average person swallows 8 spiders in their sleep during their lifetime, the human population has or will have killed about 64 billion spiders in their sleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4jyh2/if_the_average_person_swallows_8_spiders_in_their/ (Bolt_Tea)
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Nobody ever thinks about how big dinosaur dicks were.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4j6vl/nobody_ever_thinks_about_how_big_dinosaur_dicks/ (finziez)
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Someone has probably choked to death on Reese's and died before having a chance to tell the rest of us that there is a wrong way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4j6oo/someone_has_probably_choked_to_death_on_reeses/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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Most “sh0wer thoughts” aren’t actually thought of in the sh0wer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4j6dv/most_sh0wer_thoughts_arent_actually_thought_of_in/ (A_RobboSan)
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Gravity Falls ended 4 years ago today.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4j5tk/gravity_falls_ended_4_years_ago_today/ (Not_NathanL)
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Someone really missed out in not naming the colon the "pooterus"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4i6jy/someone_really_missed_out_in_not_naming_the_colon/ (raz0rbl4d3)
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With a paintbrush you always brush up and down, and with a toilet brush you always brush sideways.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4d9zw/with_a_paintbrush_you_always_brush_up_and_down/ (h4tt3n)
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Given the delicacy of the eyes and skin, Batman's most impressive piece of tech is arguably the cowl's instant mascara applicator/remover.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4caey/given_the_delicacy_of_the_eyes_and_skin_batmans/ (degathor)
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When we sleep we just stare at the back of our eyelids for 8 hours.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4c9xb/when_we_sleep_we_just_stare_at_the_back_of_our/ (UltraMooseMan)
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If you speak both French and German a Ouija board is a yes-yes board

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4c8ol/if_you_speak_both_french_and_german_a_ouija_board/ (LukaDaMasta)
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Nothing Goes on Forever, Our Life, The Planet, Even The Universe Might Someday Be Gone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4c7k7/nothing_goes_on_forever_our_life_the_planet_even/ (Jaickster)
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Sedan owners pride themselves on how clean their vehicle is. 4X4 owners pride themselves on how dirty their vehicle is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4c6ld/sedan_owners_pride_themselves_on_how_clean_their/ (LostInTheMinutiae)
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There is no reason for the English alphabets to be ordered the way they are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4c5tt/there_is_no_reason_for_the_english_alphabets_to/ (polopiko)
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Someone in the world has eaten the most cheese.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4c5j2/someone_in_the_world_has_eaten_the_most_cheese/ (Mw1zard)
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There is no such thing as an 'empty room'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4c3bv/there_is_no_such_thing_as_an_empty_room/ ([deleted])
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There's robots on Mars, but we can't agree on how to spell ketchup.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4c37r/theres_robots_on_mars_but_we_cant_agree_on_how_to/ (MetalButterflySocks)
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If you get aroused by dirty talk, then your genitals are technically voice activated.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4c2ro/if_you_get_aroused_by_dirty_talk_then_your/ ([deleted])
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The legacy of thousands of generations of Jedi was destroyed over pussy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4c2qt/the_legacy_of_thousands_of_generations_of_jedi/ (RedS3V)
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Mark Zuckerberg is LITERALLY a social media influencer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4c2fq/mark_zuckerberg_is_literally_a_social_media/ (adamrmac)
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Being old is when you pause the program and worry it’s going to damage the VHS tape.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4c1gb/being_old_is_when_you_pause_the_program_and_worry/ (Tuxmando)
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Shattering a back board by way of slam dunking is praised and highly acclaimed, but it's actually vandalism.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4c0ur/shattering_a_back_board_by_way_of_slam_dunking_is/ (beholder0)
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Telling an opponent ‘you won’t even finish’ before the start and making it come true is Alpha af.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4c0su/telling_an_opponent_you_wont_even_finish_before/ (hippiegodfather)
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Trousers with holes are stylish. Trousers that got stitched up look chavy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4c034/trousers_with_holes_are_stylish_trousers_that_got/ (joey_blabla)
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The whole Mentos and Coke mixing thing must have generously boosted the profits for those 2 companies...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4c00h/the_whole_mentos_and_coke_mixing_thing_must_have/ (Clinton3331)
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Recycled paper doesn't give us the excuse to print aimlessly, it still uses a lot of energy to make.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4by8m/recycled_paper_doesnt_give_us_the_excuse_to_print/ (ohfifteen)
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"Good morning" is only a greeting, "Good evening" is a greeting or farewell, and "Good night" is only a farewell.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4by3m/good_morning_is_only_a_greeting_good_evening_is_a/ (HisDelvistSelf)
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Typos don't show up until you hit Print, send, or post. Then they magically reveal themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4bxjs/typos_dont_show_up_until_you_hit_print_send_or/ (Phroedrick)
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Used tampons are teabags for vampires.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4bwkx/used_tampons_are_teabags_for_vampires/ ([deleted])
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One perk of having bad eyesite is that you can't tell how dirty the bottom of the tub is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4bwbm/one_perk_of_having_bad_eyesite_is_that_you_cant/ (uhh94)
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You are scared of being alone in the darkness because you are scared of not being alone in the darkness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4bvb8/you_are_scared_of_being_alone_in_the_darkness/ (FrolixRea)
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Leonardo DiCaprio is wealthier than the man he played in Wolf of Wall Street.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4bv65/leonardo_dicaprio_is_wealthier_than_the_man_he/ (SupaNintendoChalmerz)
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Vampires have the highest chance to get HIV

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4bsq4/vampires_have_the_highest_chance_to_get_hiv/ (TheWoodenDav)
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People with no hands would have an advantage in soccer, because they can't make handballs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4bq51/people_with_no_hands_would_have_an_advantage_in/ (letmebesexy)
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You spend your whole life trying to grow up and be independent, only to eventually grow so old that you become dependent as a child again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4bpyt/you_spend_your_whole_life_trying_to_grow_up_and/ (limache)
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Any major problem can be solved with just potatoes, you just need enough of them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4bpg8/any_major_problem_can_be_solved_with_just/ (datascream11)
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Magic tricks with banknotes will die out once society will become completely cashless

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4bp1v/magic_tricks_with_banknotes_will_die_out_once/ (roboq6)
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Supermodels get paid for walking and standing still

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4booo/supermodels_get_paid_for_walking_and_standing/ (surkur)
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Mr.Beast will have the coolest stories to tell his grandchildren

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4boez/mrbeast_will_have_the_coolest_stories_to_tell_his/ (that_potato_guy19)
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One day, someone on earth may look up at the the sky, and see city lights on the dark side.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4bo7o/one_day_someone_on_earth_may_look_up_at_the_the/ (Evil_King_Potato)
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Considering how long and the number of times people have been Rick Rolled, it's suprising "Never Gonna Give You Up" still does not have a billion views yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4bnwp/considering_how_long_and_the_number_of_times/ (DistantPath33)
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The policemen's job is to reduce the amount of work that they have to do in the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4bmmd/the_policemens_job_is_to_reduce_the_amount_of/ (valtzz00)
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You are either a croissant, bagle, or english muffin breakfast person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4bliz/you_are_either_a_croissant_bagle_or_english/ (joevilla1369)
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Megadeth is a band that exists because an alcoholic had just a bit too much to drink

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4bl1a/megadeth_is_a_band_that_exists_because_an/ (sandstar115)
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Every crater on the face of the moon must have a meteor at the centre of it possibly containing some mysterious never seen before elements

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4bjyp/every_crater_on_the_face_of_the_moon_must_have_a/ (theboatlover)
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The more money you have, the easier it is for you to buy things that save you money.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4bjok/the_more_money_you_have_the_easier_it_is_for_you/ (dylanjbart)
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Death is quick to take you, but oh so slow to leave.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4biw3/death_is_quick_to_take_you_but_oh_so_slow_to_leave/ (skineechef)
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The advent of CGI must have made it a lot easier for action-heavy live-action fantasy and sci-fi shows with stuff like magic and psychic powers to get off the ground.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4bi6c/the_advent_of_cgi_must_have_made_it_a_lot_easier/ (GatorDragon)
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When a pornstar undresses, they are actually getting dressed for work

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4bi44/when_a_pornstar_undresses_they_are_actually/ (8DeathSlayer8)
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In a manner, an omelette is the cappuccino of egg dishes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4bho3/in_a_manner_an_omelette_is_the_cappuccino_of_egg/ (therealbigwayne)
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If you’re in a relationship, the only reasonably likely outcomes are that you break up or get divorced, or one of you watches the other one die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4bhku/if_youre_in_a_relationship_the_only_reasonably/ (PoopMobile9000)
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If humans are 72% water with chunky organs technically humans are soup

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4b72v/if_humans_are_72_water_with_chunky_organs/ (Pridefull_Furry)
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It's very possible to scramble a Rubix Cube, and land on a combination that has never been seen before

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4b6t7/its_very_possible_to_scramble_a_rubix_cube_and/ (Subscribe_to_Sam24)
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Rapunzel’s pubes could probably heal as well as the hair on her head.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4b53i/rapunzels_pubes_could_probably_heal_as_well_as/ (QueenGlass)
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Saturdays are the Mondays of the weekend

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4b50a/saturdays_are_the_mondays_of_the_weekend/ (eterlearner)
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Babies are pets that slowly turn into people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4b4gw/babies_are_pets_that_slowly_turn_into_people/ (Veyorokon)
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A doublewide trailer is the mansion version of a tiny house

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4b44s/a_doublewide_trailer_is_the_mansion_version_of_a/ (lskerlkse)
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Wonder why there's never been a national day of heartache

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4b385/wonder_why_theres_never_been_a_national_day_of/ (Seedpound)
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Digital assistants are in some ways already more advanced than Star Trek. When Picard orders tea, he still has to specify Earl Grey even though he orders it the same way every time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4b2j9/digital_assistants_are_in_some_ways_already_more/ (b1sh0p)
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If you're annoyed by a speed bump it's properly serving its purpose

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4b0ry/if_youre_annoyed_by_a_speed_bump_its_properly/ (Darth_Kahuna)
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People are the only broken things we demand fix themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4b0af/people_are_the_only_broken_things_we_demand_fix/ (Rough_Idle)
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The interesting thing about dreaming is that, it always ends with a "Sike bitch, you thought!"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4azni/the_interesting_thing_about_dreaming_is_that_it/ (Legendary_Sandwich85)
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Light humor and Dark humor are opposites

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4azl0/light_humor_and_dark_humor_are_opposites/ (TheShermanTank)
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Giving advice to others is easy, taking your own advice is the real challenge!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4avyt/giving_advice_to_others_is_easy_taking_your_own/ (lamarstarr)
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You have to pretend like you are asleep to sleep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4avvo/you_have_to_pretend_like_you_are_asleep_to_sleep/ ([deleted])
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Because of how long light takes to travel to earth from other planets we won’t actually need to see intelligent life to discover it because moderately intelligent life may have evolved between when the light left and the present

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4asxo/because_of_how_long_light_takes_to_travel_to/ (mikehotel288)
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Your wife is your ex-girlfriend (in most cases).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4ar3j/your_wife_is_your_exgirlfriend_in_most_cases/ (busoshoku_brisingr)
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Humans are a glitch in the universe. We were never meant to gain consiousisness and the universe has been trying to kill us ever since.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4apzb/humans_are_a_glitch_in_the_universe_we_were_never/ (TheMetalLED)
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It would suck to be a Navi with male pattern baldness

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4apto/it_would_suck_to_be_a_navi_with_male_pattern/ (Squaggo)
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You have probably discovered a new insect and wrote it off as a fly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4ap8c/you_have_probably_discovered_a_new_insect_and/ (thehealthycow7)
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A lot of coronavirus cases will probably go unreported since coughing, shortness of breath and fever can also be attributed to so much else

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4ap0n/a_lot_of_coronavirus_cases_will_probably_go/ (njuff22)
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We talk about ancient civilizations on Earth. Prime location for life. But *extremely* ancient civilizations might have lived on other planets that were in our location before we arrived, given the fact that all planets are being pulled into the sun constantly by its gravitational pull.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f45hk9/we_talk_about_ancient_civilizations_on_earth/ (DoctaJay420)
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The Fresh King of Bel-Air should be a thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f44mjv/the_fresh_king_of_belair_should_be_a_thing/ (badger-on-parade)
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if you're an orphan with no siblings, every bag of chips you eat is technically family sized.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f440cz/if_youre_an_orphan_with_no_siblings_every_bag_of/ (_jun_yi_)
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If all crimes resulted in death penalties, there will be many more murders

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4402m/if_all_crimes_resulted_in_death_penalties_there/ (KillerOfWhales)
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alone and a loon have each other for Valentine's day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f43naz/alone_and_a_loon_have_each_other_for_valentines/ (kskelts)
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If someone died of a heart attack during a game of wink-murder, people would just assume it is good acting and nobody would get any help.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f43mkx/if_someone_died_of_a_heart_attack_during_a_game/ (WantedHat995954)
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To save the earth and the economy, humans have to be willing to live earth-friendly, local lives. A ridiculous amount of human would literally due this if there were not so many barriers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f43m8f/to_save_the_earth_and_the_economy_humans_have_to/ (ParsnipParadise)
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Valentines Day is the day that the "V" and "D" come together, both literally and figuratively.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f43j9g/valentines_day_is_the_day_that_the_v_and_d_come/ (HotDamnGeoff)
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A lot of problems can be solved by holding a button down for a certain length of time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f43gk8/a_lot_of_problems_can_be_solved_by_holding_a/ (PigsEatWaffles)
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When we die we don't go to heaven, we go to hell and become doom slayer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f43fy0/when_we_die_we_dont_go_to_heaven_we_go_to_hell/ (ProfessorPrasser)
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Hope everyone is having a good heart day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f43fuf/hope_everyone_is_having_a_good_heart_day/ (gocrazy305)
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A meal is much more enjoyable when you have something to watch while you eat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f43fms/a_meal_is_much_more_enjoyable_when_you_have/ (LonesomePancake)
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At this point in time, it is theoretically / technically possible that all content you find on the internet is computer generated

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f43fjg/at_this_point_in_time_it_is_theoretically/ (Tactical_Chicken)
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There will probably thousands of children conceived tonight and the parents won't even realize it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f43ejw/there_will_probably_thousands_of_children/ (I_Got_Jax_Pain)
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It’s probable that if Jeffrey E had watched the movie Cats in Prison he would have killed himself a day earlier

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f43eic/its_probable_that_if_jeffrey_e_had_watched_the/ (Dashover)
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Sweeten your coffee with agave and tell people you are drinking coffee with tequila, some assembly required.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f43e36/sweeten_your_coffee_with_agave_and_tell_people/ (djtullbooth)
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Aside from Sally Field's "You like me, you really like me" speech, the most famous Oscar acceptance speeches are usually the ones where the winner protested or told the Academy they didn't give a fuck.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f438ga/aside_from_sally_fields_you_like_me_you_really/ (NeverEnoughMuppets)
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Anyone who watches porn has a voyager fetish.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f437pl/anyone_who_watches_porn_has_a_voyager_fetish/ (BuzzedLightyears)
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If you were born in the year 1899 and died in the year 2001 (died at the age of 102) you would have lived during 3 centuries.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f437a8/if_you_were_born_in_the_year_1899_and_died_in_the/ (PatrickBrain)
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You can jump higher than Eiffel tower

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f436dj/you_can_jump_higher_than_eiffel_tower/ ([deleted])
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A concert is the only place where you can respond to "are you enjoying yourselves?" with "Whooo!"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f4363n/a_concert_is_the_only_place_where_you_can_respond/ (bloodynoseBT)
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You would never describe Juice as Juicy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f3t6rk/you_would_never_describe_juice_as_juicy/ (MarsBarses)
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We are lucky GPSs in games don’t screw up like one in real life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f3mgn2/we_are_lucky_gpss_in_games_dont_screw_up_like_one/ (TerrariaChest)
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Dogs trying to tug their toys away from us is a socially acceptable form of kill-training for them that makes them super happy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f3mg81/dogs_trying_to_tug_their_toys_away_from_us_is_a/ (vexed_chexmix)
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A thought a had in the shower just now

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f3mddf/a_thought_a_had_in_the_shower_just_now/ (Lady-and-the-tramp)
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Our brains believe that our heart is responsible for the emotions we feel

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f3lsht/our_brains_believe_that_our_heart_is_responsible/ (BlueJr8)
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People seem to be really triggered that FREE apps they choose to use might make a few dollars per year off of their data. But people seem to be completely fine with a company selling them a T-shirt for $40 that they know probably only cost $2 of slave labor to make.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f3lbo1/people_seem_to_be_really_triggered_that_free_apps/ (igalaxy7)
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The more we collectively know as a species, the more specialized we must be to succeed and thrive, the less we collectively know as a species, the more an individual needs to know about all topics to thrive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f3l3t4/the_more_we_collectively_know_as_a_species_the/ (YouGotLooted)
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A blind person can always get out of a speeding ticket.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f3ksqb/a_blind_person_can_always_get_out_of_a_speeding/ (Gary_October)
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"Don't know" is said in such a sepecific way/tone that it can be understood just by humming it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f3k3ac/dont_know_is_said_in_such_a_sepecific_waytone/ (redditboy123451)
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Taking her out on Valentine's day can be a nice thing to hear or the last thing she'll hear

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f3jmun/taking_her_out_on_valentines_day_can_be_a_nice/ (GabrielXCrescendo)
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Homeless people begging for money are slowly getting less as we make more purchases with card and do more online shopping

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f3ive6/homeless_people_begging_for_money_are_slowly/ (AsianNoobX)
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Then queen is currently 93 years old and is expected to live over 100. There is a real chance genetic immortality is achieved within the next 7 years, a timeline where the queen lives forever is scarier than skynet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f3ifky/then_queen_is_currently_93_years_old_and_is/ (New_Welcome)
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We all suddenly stopped watching our favourite cartoons one day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f3ia05/we_all_suddenly_stopped_watching_our_favourite/ (muzza-fuzzia)
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If you fly to the sun from earth, it will first get dark and cold before it gets bright and hot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f3i6bb/if_you_fly_to_the_sun_from_earth_it_will_first/ (EightBitMemory)
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In 25 years students will be using today’s higher end computers and complain about how crappy they are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f3hple/in_25_years_students_will_be_using_todays_higher/ (zachesh34)
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anesthesiologists are paid to knock people out by overdosing them on drugs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f3h2yq/anesthesiologists_are_paid_to_knock_people_out_by/ (Knowledge_Sponge_OG)
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the ocean is basicly the toilet of all the sea creatures

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f3g5m8/the_ocean_is_basicly_the_toilet_of_all_the_sea/ (PowerboyNL)
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If someone feeds you a veggie burger but don’t tell you it’s a veggie burger, then they have literally fed you lies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f3dvfa/if_someone_feeds_you_a_veggie_burger_but_dont/ (mrfamiliar3377)
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If you're having a bad day, just think that someone is out there fucking your ex thinking they're the lucky ones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f3du78/if_youre_having_a_bad_day_just_think_that_someone/ (stillcore)
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Customers who call customer service centers that have real employees (not robots), never consider how much their agent needs to use the restroom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f3co86/customers_who_call_customer_service_centers_that/ (girlwithastuffynose)
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The internet could’ve become self aware at any point and just not told us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f3ckhl/the_internet_couldve_become_self_aware_at_any/ (OneManTeem)
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Doom is the only game where you have boss music

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f301in/doom_is_the_only_game_where_you_have_boss_music/ (jelly_beans69420)
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There’s no such thing as an abandoned house

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f2zk2g/theres_no_such_thing_as_an_abandoned_house/ (TheBronzeAlpha)
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The only thing that's actually ironic in Alanis Morissette's "Ironic" is the old man dying after winning the lottery. Everything else is just unfortunate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f2xge8/the_only_thing_thats_actually_ironic_in_alanis/ (DepLefford)
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With most places deserted in affected areas of the Coronavirus, this would be a good time to do a high-profile crime such as rob a bank since there's no cops around.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f2wduj/with_most_places_deserted_in_affected_areas_of/ (spicedpumpkins)
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Cells multiply themsleves by actually dividing themselves...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f2wb9q/cells_multiply_themsleves_by_actually_dividing/ (Nopidy)
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It's amazing how the the human brain doesn't notice the other "the"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f2waex/its_amazing_how_the_the_human_brain_doesnt_notice/ (Hurrikayne53)
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The brains of animals other than human beings don't know that they exist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f2vy61/the_brains_of_animals_other_than_human_beings/ (x_amxxn_x)
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The oldest person in the world is the only person nobody remembers as a baby

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f2vrsl/the_oldest_person_in_the_world_is_the_only_person/ (Aquarithyst)
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Journalists want to be in the wrong place at the right time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f2twwq/journalists_want_to_be_in_the_wrong_place_at_the/ (hieronymus_donation)
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Not getting a message back is a message

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f2jv6a/not_getting_a_message_back_is_a_message/ (MayorPikachu)
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Fish are the only animals that never get thirsty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f2gcch/fish_are_the_only_animals_that_never_get_thirsty/ (Capital-Nobody)
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Getting a 36% on a test sounds worser than a 0%

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f2g65g/getting_a_36_on_a_test_sounds_worser_than_a_0/ (moxif)
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All mothers are body builders

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f2fy4e/all_mothers_are_body_builders/ (Rexoh-On-Rez)
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If you were born to a straight couple your mom is straight but your dad is actually a lesbian

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f211p7/if_you_were_born_to_a_straight_couple_your_mom_is/ (llaammeerr)
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People with ADHD are constantly doing side missions instead of the main mission

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f205cy/people_with_adhd_are_constantly_doing_side/ (Super_Pug)
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Adults often ask children, “ what do you want to be when you grow up”. For many of us this is the most difficult question in our entire lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f202dk/adults_often_ask_children_what_do_you_want_to_be/ (Riverrat423)
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The Flash’s superpower isn’t really super speed. He just makes everything around him super slow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1zpbh/the_flashs_superpower_isnt_really_super_speed_he/ (TheRealRift)
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"DJ Jedi" is kind of a palindrome.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1zokw/dj_jedi_is_kind_of_a_palindrome/ (guneysss)
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By logic of grass fed beef, a Vegetarian would make a Cannibal very happy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1zn8g/by_logic_of_grass_fed_beef_a_vegetarian_would/ (DrHivesPHD)
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You’ve probably made up an entire sentence that nobody else has said before, but you don’t know it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1zl9e/youve_probably_made_up_an_entire_sentence_that/ (rc52504)
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In some point in history people didn't know how they looked like for exemple, eye color and stuff like that.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1zl5o/in_some_point_in_history_people_didnt_know_how/ (Fekkoh)
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Food doesn’t go bad, something else just eats it first

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1zl2n/food_doesnt_go_bad_something_else_just_eats_it/ (mpete25)
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If telescopes use mirrors and we use them to look into space, we will never see the space vampires coming!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1zknz/if_telescopes_use_mirrors_and_we_use_them_to_look/ ([deleted])
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School gets lumped together as one thing in your memory, but actually each year was full of unique memories

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1zkm3/school_gets_lumped_together_as_one_thing_in_your/ (eyegazer444)
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All animals are nudists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1zk5e/all_animals_are_nudists/ (commentingcommentor)
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Giving birth can either be the happiest or saddest of your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1zjdu/giving_birth_can_either_be_the_happiest_or/ (rdavlda)
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Kids don't believe in FAIRYtales, but they believe in the Tooth FAIRY

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1zj77/kids_dont_believe_in_fairytales_but_they_believe/ (TheRealSquimby)
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As a child we always wanted to stay up late and sleep on the couch... Now we dream about going to bed early, and our spouse makes us sleep on the couch..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1ziwf/as_a_child_we_always_wanted_to_stay_up_late_and/ (elektromas)
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The sun causes most of the light pollution.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1zicu/the_sun_causes_most_of_the_light_pollution/ (BernardTheSlytherin)
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People are afraid of drinking unfilitered water because of bacteria and lead, but after 4 Billion years of life swimming around this planet, every last drop has been something’s piss at some point.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1zhtc/people_are_afraid_of_drinking_unfilitered_water/ (EnvironmentalNobody)
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Blueberries taste like the color blue.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1zfuz/blueberries_taste_like_the_color_blue/ (droptopgolfcart)
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Being a wizard in Harry Potter must be really hard with a speech impediment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1zf9f/being_a_wizard_in_harry_potter_must_be_really/ (dejova)
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Bread can be flattened to look like a tortilla, but a tortilla can’t be reshaped to look like bread.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1zf82/bread_can_be_flattened_to_look_like_a_tortilla/ (v3621)
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You probably do have a few cells with down syndrome somewhere in your body

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1zeyr/you_probably_do_have_a_few_cells_with_down/ (hemprope00)
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Now that we’ve grown older, it’s actually pretty sad to remember that Justin Bieber got cyberbullied by basically half of the internet, must’ve been hard to handle for him when he was younger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1zd2v/now_that_weve_grown_older_its_actually_pretty_sad/ (MithrandirElessar)
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Boomers are the ones who invented electronics

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1zcyr/boomers_are_the_ones_who_invented_electronics/ (DrummerB01)
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All moms are bodybuilders

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1z9ml/all_moms_are_bodybuilders/ (UrbleFurb)
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The oldest picture of you is the youngest picture of you, and is the same way the other way around.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1z94e/the_oldest_picture_of_you_is_the_youngest_picture/ (MrBirb_)
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The Roadrunner had to wait for roads to be built so he could finally be himself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1z80a/the_roadrunner_had_to_wait_for_roads_to_be_built/ (Ripcut)
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Members of parliament get paid while acting bored and indifferent. In parliament movie scenes actors get paid to act as if they're listening.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1z5mt/members_of_parliament_get_paid_while_acting_bored/ (_ibisette_)
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Everything was impossible till someone did it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1z4os/everything_was_impossible_till_someone_did_it/ (outerjuice)
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In Harry Potter, at least one wizard/witch has tried to grow sexual organs(tits, c0ck, ass, etc...) with some spell or potion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1z3ws/in_harry_potter_at_least_one_wizardwitch_has/ (Puppybl00pers)
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We often think of what will happen to us after we die but we rarely think of what happened to us before we had memories.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1z3ty/we_often_think_of_what_will_happen_to_us_after_we/ (Lambo802)
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Someone decided that genies grant three wishes and everyone just agreed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1z38o/someone_decided_that_genies_grant_three_wishes/ (swagerstront)
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Holding back tears just to make it somewhere where you can be alone is the only time ten people will stop you and ask if you're alright. There is always that one person you feel comfortable enough with to just break down in front of.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1z26y/holding_back_tears_just_to_make_it_somewhere/ (OnceUponACockapuss)
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Introverts are always thinking "I can't wait to go home" while Extroverts are always thinking "I can't wait to go out".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1z1h4/introverts_are_always_thinking_i_cant_wait_to_go/ (pokeboy626)
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If there were stories about people not winning the lottery proportional to people who did win, way fewer people would buy into it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1z0d4/if_there_were_stories_about_people_not_winning/ (SumTingIsVaryWong)
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Being a skunk must feel awful because people only know you for smelling bad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1z09c/being_a_skunk_must_feel_awful_because_people_only/ (red_hummus)
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Mail that's marked "IMPORTANT INFORMATION" is almost guaranteed not to contain important information.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1yye0/mail_thats_marked_important_information_is_almost/ (Mad_Jack_McMadd)
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If you're riding someone like a roller coaster then your doing all the work but when riding a roller coaster the roller coaster does all the work and you just sit there

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1ywz0/if_youre_riding_someone_like_a_roller_coaster/ (quackl11)
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We’d probably flush the toilet earlier if there wasn’t a risk of water splashing at our butts when pooping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1ywv3/wed_probably_flush_the_toilet_earlier_if_there/ (PauLogical)
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Someone with Treeman Syndrome could easily win a boxing tournament without practice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1ywrn/someone_with_treeman_syndrome_could_easily_win_a/ (Normie_trash_69)
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"The Los Angeles Angels" literally translates to "The The Angels Angels"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1ywd3/the_los_angeles_angels_literally_translates_to/ (Jarranield)
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A universal tease are videos that work during run throughs but then don't play during the presentation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1yvtf/a_universal_tease_are_videos_that_work_during_run/ (bluerang1)
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Metal straws are beter for the environment because unlike plastic straws it gives the turtle a quick death by slitting their throat and not slowly suffocating them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1yvnx/metal_straws_are_beter_for_the_environment/ (m1sel_)
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There’s nothing scarier than driving down the freeway and suddenly hearing a wasp in the car

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1yuut/theres_nothing_scarier_than_driving_down_the/ (fish-fingered)
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The real reason behind Thor's ability to summon his hammer might be because he can control the force.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1yupw/the_real_reason_behind_thors_ability_to_summon/ (Pablo_Fablo)
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pain is something our body created to stop us from doing things that could harm us, but still some people are addicted to pain

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1yuma/pain_is_something_our_body_created_to_stop_us/ (voltronsuxs)
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If you’re always late because of “who you are”, then who you are is a dick.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1ysps/if_youre_always_late_because_of_who_you_are_then/ (mikebwn_80)
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Maybe the human race’s ultimate mission is to find another planet to live on before our Sun burns out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1yqu5/maybe_the_human_races_ultimate_mission_is_to_find/ (the-audience)
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There are actually people out there who don't think of Wayne's World when they hear Bohemian Rhapsody

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1yqe7/there_are_actually_people_out_there_who_dont/ (ChasingTurtles)
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The food in your stomach is puke

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1yoiw/the_food_in_your_stomach_is_puke/ (Melad_0)
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The atmosphere of earth is the opposite of a blue light filter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1ymc5/the_atmosphere_of_earth_is_the_opposite_of_a_blue/ (TheShermanTank)
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For that time when you feel thirsty and need to piss you would wish that you had the bladder of a camel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1yl88/for_that_time_when_you_feel_thirsty_and_need_to/ (hotnerd89_)
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In movies where superheros have kids, the movie never shows how the parents try to teach the kids to not tell the secret

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1ykie/in_movies_where_superheros_have_kids_the_movie/ (PrayedHippo498)
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human adult can’t suffocate themselves with a gallon bag.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1yk09/human_adult_cant_suffocate_themselves_with_a/ (judoboy69)
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Star Wars: The Clone wars is a tv show based on a movie based on a tv show based on a movie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1yjzu/star_wars_the_clone_wars_is_a_tv_show_based_on_a/ (lonelinessmademecave)
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You don't see people pick fights with bearded men very often

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1yis5/you_dont_see_people_pick_fights_with_bearded_men/ (ParameciaAntic)
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You don’t realize how much shit you own until you move home

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1yhn3/you_dont_realize_how_much_shit_you_own_until_you/ ([deleted])
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A "Brainstorm" is a pretty concise description of a seizure.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1yhbz/a_brainstorm_is_a_pretty_concise_description_of_a/ (theyanktank)
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A non-moving escalator feels a lot harder to walk up than the same sized stairs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1ygwf/a_nonmoving_escalator_feels_a_lot_harder_to_walk/ (ExLaxMarksTheSpot)
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Drinking from a straw is emptying a cup from the bottom, but you also have an option to empty it from the top.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1ygpm/drinking_from_a_straw_is_emptying_a_cup_from_the/ (Shadmium)
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All cells are orphans and are doomed to orphan the baby cells kinda sad

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1yfws/all_cells_are_orphans_and_are_doomed_to_orphan/ (QWERTY-exe)
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Jeff Bezos is the richest man alive, but - with the right herbs and spices - he probably tastes exactly the same as the regular rich.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1yeql/jeff_bezos_is_the_richest_man_alive_but_with_the/ (FatSilverFox)
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The center of the universe is probably the most boring piece of space ever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1ydq0/the_center_of_the_universe_is_probably_the_most/ (Straightguy14)
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Humans hate getting wet, unless its on their own terms

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1yde4/humans_hate_getting_wet_unless_its_on_their_own/ (Lakinther)
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If you ever feel bad about yourself for having a small penis, just remember that yours is bigger than at least half the human population.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1ycn7/if_you_ever_feel_bad_about_yourself_for_having_a/ (JayEssPee666)
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Shopping centers probably use tracking in store to see what isles we visit and recommend products online, which is why it seems like products pop up after thinking about them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1ybym/shopping_centers_probably_use_tracking_in_store/ (halfwithero)
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If you think about every video you’ve ever watched. The sound is technically not lined up with the video due to the difference at which light and sound travel at.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1yaxs/if_you_think_about_every_video_youve_ever_watched/ (Theoneandonlydeafman)
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charlie brown, one hop this time

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1yant/charlie_brown_one_hop_this_time/ (Daggerdinger)
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When someone says they miss the old you, they actually meant they miss the younger you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1ya8t/when_someone_says_they_miss_the_old_you_they/ (AsianKappa420)
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The Sex toys in Toy Story either hate or love their lives...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1y9uw/the_sex_toys_in_toy_story_either_hate_or_love/ (CrispyNugget17)
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You know it’s been a while since you’ve eaten when you watch Survivor Man eat wild snails and you think to yourself, “that looks pretty good”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1y9ok/you_know_its_been_a_while_since_youve_eaten_when/ (jbeezy80)
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If you're getting paid this Friday, it is a Valentine from your employer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1y7ss/if_youre_getting_paid_this_friday_it_is_a/ (JoeFas)
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Hot water tastes really bad

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1y703/hot_water_tastes_really_bad/ (Lakinther)
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The 2010s started with a Korean song, Gangnam Style, being the most watched music video, and ended with the rise of kpop bands. Now, the 2020s is starting with a Korean film, Parasite, winning an Oscar for best picture.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1y6e6/the_2010s_started_with_a_korean_song_gangnam/ (AllonsyIsabelli)
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As a kid you wonder if the good guys will win, as an adult you wonder how the good guys will win

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1y67c/as_a_kid_you_wonder_if_the_good_guys_will_win_as/ (Devils_Advocate1357)
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In role plays, gays can still act out straight characters because that's what they've been doing their whole life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1y5su/in_role_plays_gays_can_still_act_out_straight/ (Colby_Keller)
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Ruffles are worthless without dip

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1y4rd/ruffles_are_worthless_without_dip/ (AWildMonsterAppears)
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There is somebody in the world with the exact same accent as you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1y3lc/there_is_somebody_in_the_world_with_the_exact/ (JurassicZoroark)
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Despite all the talk of the coronavirus, you are still statistically more likely to get killed in a car accident on any given day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1y34h/despite_all_the_talk_of_the_coronavirus_you_are/ (TheCuteCat)
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1 bullet can change the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1y2kr/1_bullet_can_change_the_world/ (devyproject)
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You’ve probably played online with somebody more than once without realizing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1y2j6/youve_probably_played_online_with_somebody_more/ (l3m0nnnnn)
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Fnaf is the most loved forgotten game

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1y26f/fnaf_is_the_most_loved_forgotten_game/ (Datgoteemshit)
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If 70 cups of coffee contain enough caffeine to kill a 70kg human, than 1 cup of coffee is enough to kill a 1kg human

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1y23k/if_70_cups_of_coffee_contain_enough_caffeine_to/ (IHatePteranodons)
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Actors get to an age where they have to start acting younger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1y1l1/actors_get_to_an_age_where_they_have_to_start/ (aptoken)
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Having to wait for other's to return am ebook or audiobook before you rent it from the library is such a weird, capitalist concept.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1y0zs/having_to_wait_for_others_to_return_am_ebook_or/ (Viltrumite106)
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Putting animal genitalia in your mouth is only acceptable if it's cooked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1y0re/putting_animal_genitalia_in_your_mouth_is_only/ (VeryLazyLewis)
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When Anakin turned bad the first thing that probably went through Obi-Wan’s head was “fuckin Qui Gon”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1y0bm/when_anakin_turned_bad_the_first_thing_that/ (IHaveFoodOnMyChin)
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Summer socks are sponges for your feet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1xytv/summer_socks_are_sponges_for_your_feet/ (Chello-fish)
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When you hold down an app to delete it, the other apps shake because they're scared they're next to be tossed into the endless void of where deleted things go

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1xyib/when_you_hold_down_an_app_to_delete_it_the_other/ (Kronos_the_Memelord)
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If you put actual ice on your wrists then in a few minutes you'll have drip.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1xwya/if_you_put_actual_ice_on_your_wrists_then_in_a/ (guy_man_dude_person)
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protein really packs a punch when you think aboug it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1xvhu/protein_really_packs_a_punch_when_you_think_aboug/ (Daggerdinger)
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Our elementary school teachers likely wrongfully marked a lot of our work as incorrect, and us being young, accepted that they were right.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1xuxz/our_elementary_school_teachers_likely_wrongfully/ (insane_eraser)
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After 10 years in prison, no one is straight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1xtrv/after_10_years_in_prison_no_one_is_straight/ (Ouchglassinbutt)
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Thonthos snap could be an interesting variable in Home alone movies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1xt7w/thonthos_snap_could_be_an_interesting_variable_in/ (SteaminScaldren)
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An attractive person is hot. An attractive event is cool.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1xqv5/an_attractive_person_is_hot_an_attractive_event/ (AlexM2K2)
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Google made it a lot harder for today's parents to lie to their kids about things they just didn't feel like explaining. ( if you don't finish your dinner the boogeyman will come get you, etc. )

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1xpmr/google_made_it_a_lot_harder_for_todays_parents_to/ (imagine_thinking)
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If you die in the same hospital that you were born in your average velocity is zero.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1xpfn/if_you_die_in_the_same_hospital_that_you_were/ (MaffDoesVids)
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The word "totally" has been used in so many sarcastic statements that when people use the word "totally" unsarcastically, most people think that they're being sarcastic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1xp3i/the_word_totally_has_been_used_in_so_many/ (CaptMf)
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You can get a free holiday if you book it for a past date

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1xnao/you_can_get_a_free_holiday_if_you_book_it_for_a/ (Atalkingpizzabox)
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Taxes are a yearly subscription to a country and childhood is the free trial.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1xn3g/taxes_are_a_yearly_subscription_to_a_country_and/ (SauceGod100000)
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Eating Really Spicy Food Is Society's Most Acceptable Form of Self Harm

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1xmo4/eating_really_spicy_food_is_societys_most/ (raunchypants)
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Life is cheap when there is no other choice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1xm36/life_is_cheap_when_there_is_no_other_choice/ (SuicidalButFunny)
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We have these things like doors and doorbells to knock on and ring but we really don't like when people knock on the door or ring the doorbell unless we expected you to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1xksy/we_have_these_things_like_doors_and_doorbells_to/ ([deleted])
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Currently, electric cars symbolize wealth, but soon enough gasoline powered cars will.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1xksp/currently_electric_cars_symbolize_wealth_but_soon/ (datboisamu)
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If your first instinct in a lucid dream is to try flying, there's a good chance you're still on auto-pilot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1xkpa/if_your_first_instinct_in_a_lucid_dream_is_to_try/ (Animeking1108)
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Many tools have been improved on over the decades saws drill shovel but one a hammer will always be a hammer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1xj8n/many_tools_have_been_improved_on_over_the_decades/ (redditmember666)
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50% of college is spent realizing that their food is overpriced and average compared to any other place 5-10 minutes away that is decent and affordable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1xizf/50_of_college_is_spent_realizing_that_their_food/ (daveAnonSolo)
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In order to understand death you have to think of it as to not anything. It is not to breath, not to think, not to speak, not to do anything or think of doing anything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1xhy5/in_order_to_understand_death_you_have_to_think_of/ (Phennnnnn)
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Stairs are the enemy of skirts/dresses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1xhu5/stairs_are_the_enemy_of_skirtsdresses/ (SadFire1)
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The reason for people thinking the Earth is flat,

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1xg3g/the_reason_for_people_thinking_the_earth_is_flat/ (BlueLizardBTW)
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When Nicki Minaj sings "I've got that super bass" she's really saying "I've got a superb ass"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1xdw2/when_nicki_minaj_sings_ive_got_that_super_bass/ (thoompa)
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rice krispie treats are closer to cereal bars than actual cereal bars

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1xdne/rice_krispie_treats_are_closer_to_cereal_bars/ (Lord-of-the-Limes)
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An advanced cultures technology will almost be indistinguishable to magic from our point of view. But Magic in harry potter dose not look very advanced.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1xdl1/an_advanced_cultures_technology_will_almost_be/ (redditmember666)
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Earth is most definitely the juiciest planet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1xd43/earth_is_most_definitely_the_juiciest_planet/ (Mansierge)
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The discovery of the Titanic's wreckage in 1985 probably put to bed a bunch of crazy conspiracy theories

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1xbtc/the_discovery_of_the_titanics_wreckage_in_1985/ (alrightfrankie)
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Offering a breath mint is thoughtful and insulting at the same time

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1xb2w/offering_a_breath_mint_is_thoughtful_and/ (ihavethebestmarriage)
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Remember the people you told yourself you would never forget? You probably don't remember them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1xax5/remember_the_people_you_told_yourself_you_would/ (BBStreetKing)
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Taking your own opinion and being wrong is better than taking someone else’s opinion and his being wrong

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1xae8/taking_your_own_opinion_and_being_wrong_is_better/ (Zyad016)
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A mouse is an animal, therefore, a large mouse is a large animal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1xa0e/a_mouse_is_an_animal_therefore_a_large_mouse_is_a/ (RameeSumrein)
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The only thing worse than waking up on a Monday is waking up on a Tuesday and realizing it's really a Monday.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1x7sc/the_only_thing_worse_than_waking_up_on_a_monday/ (SmellMyWeenie)
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Toy companies released toys like the "codepillar" that teach young kids how to code. Maybe this is how they gain the necessary 5+ years of experience for an entry level position

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1x7b0/toy_companies_released_toys_like_the_codepillar/ ([deleted])
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Any model you make of an atom is an atom made of atoms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1x6yu/any_model_you_make_of_an_atom_is_an_atom_made_of/ (zaetep)
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Smart people don’t need universities but universities need smart people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1x6gn/smart_people_dont_need_universities_but/ (limache)
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There is a chance you have save a live via the Butterfly effect

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1x5jm/there_is_a_chance_you_have_save_a_live_via_the/ (liams3401)
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There are some animals you can probably never potty train

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1x4y0/there_are_some_animals_you_can_probably_never/ (franandwood)
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100% of people who drink water end up dying

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1x4h2/100_of_people_who_drink_water_end_up_dying/ ([deleted])
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No matter how hard you try, you can NEVER reproduce the sound you made when someone accuses you of farting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1x2yz/no_matter_how_hard_you_try_you_can_never/ (matt9q7)
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Fun sized candy bars are the least fun.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1x2u2/fun_sized_candy_bars_are_the_least_fun/ ([deleted])
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There are probably a lot of home invaders/home robbers that are locksmiths for their day job.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1x2oj/there_are_probably_a_lot_of_home_invadershome/ ([deleted])
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You pet your pets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1x2hs/you_pet_your_pets/ (KingOfTheUzbeks)
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If you wished to revert the world and everything in it to a state before your last wish, you could essentially test out as many wishes as you like since before your last wish you had x number of wishes left.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1x2fi/if_you_wished_to_revert_the_world_and_everything/ (OhManItsThatGuyAgain)
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Winter is the only season that happens twice in one year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1x113/winter_is_the_only_season_that_happens_twice_in/ (Jarranield)
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If sky's the limit then why does the universe keep on expanding? Because you can never really reach it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1x0pw/if_skys_the_limit_then_why_does_the_universe_keep/ (Kubaso420)
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Just how very few people in North Korea knowing about the Moon landing, only a few will also know about the CoronaVirus

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1wznr/just_how_very_few_people_in_north_korea_knowing/ (iHuski)
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You can’t move your top teeth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1wz4h/you_cant_move_your_top_teeth/ (EatGarb)
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Barbra Streisand can have the syllable break in three different places and you wouldn’t tell the difference (Strei sand) (Streis sand) (Streis and)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1wyoi/barbra_streisand_can_have_the_syllable_break_in/ (noonequestionsthedog)
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Going to the beach and enjoying the view is weird when you realize that it’s the most destructive force on earth filled with massive monsters that can kill you and eat you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1wygb/going_to_the_beach_and_enjoying_the_view_is_weird/ (Mikeymang)
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We can prove that we are not omnipotent, so it is certain we can not understand omnipotent power at all if we’d meet one, unless that omnipotent power made us omnipotent too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1wy8u/we_can_prove_that_we_are_not_omnipotent_so_it_is/ (Lum1nar)
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People will look at you really weird if you’re sitting in public without headphones and not reading or staring at your phone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1wxpg/people_will_look_at_you_really_weird_if_youre/ (bleev)
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You actually came out of your mom 2nd. You came out of your dad 1st.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1wxbc/you_actually_came_out_of_your_mom_2nd_you_came/ (SmellMyWeenie)
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Sometimes being stuck in traffic can feel like a mini-vacation between work and home.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1wwlt/sometimes_being_stuck_in_traffic_can_feel_like_a/ (OnceUponACockapuss)
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We see whatever colors an object couldn't absorb, as those colors get reflected instead. Green is the only color not useful for photosynthesises.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1wwc0/we_see_whatever_colors_an_object_couldnt_absorb/ (Swanny625)
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All your ideas make sense if “you” think about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1ww9q/all_your_ideas_make_sense_if_you_think_about_it/ (TrueDripDamage)
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Most ads just bring us to resent the product rather than encourage us to buy it, especially pop up ads.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1wvyr/most_ads_just_bring_us_to_resent_the_product/ (Og_Left_Hand)
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There is no physical evidence that today is Monday. We all just have to trust that someone has been keeping count since the first one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1wv9i/there_is_no_physical_evidence_that_today_is/ (Incog_Niko)
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Sex Toys are the loneliest of all in the Toy Story Universe because most of them are hidden

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1wu5m/sex_toys_are_the_loneliest_of_all_in_the_toy/ (Lokmost)
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You're teaching bots that you still remember what crosswalks look like when you check 'im not a robot' captcha

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1wspd/youre_teaching_bots_that_you_still_remember_what/ (tophatthis)
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Stones in your shoe always feel a lot bigger than they really are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1ws9l/stones_in_your_shoe_always_feel_a_lot_bigger_than/ (cleverawkwardstairs)
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You have probably zipped your lips when you were younger but never unzipped them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1wrog/you_have_probably_zipped_your_lips_when_you_were/ (Conn-T-117)
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Splish splash your opinion is trash makes more sense than your opinion is wrong

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1wrcf/splish_splash_your_opinion_is_trash_makes_more/ (TDS755)
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It sounds normal to pronounce $1.99 as “a dollar ninety-nine,” but sounds weird to pronounce $2.99 as “two dollars ninety-nine”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1wrc0/it_sounds_normal_to_pronounce_199_as_a_dollar/ (NicholasHomann)
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You can outlive your enemies if you kill them first

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1wqjb/you_can_outlive_your_enemies_if_you_kill_them/ (dr94__)
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You've hit the middle class when you stop being happy with money as a gift for your bday.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1wprk/youve_hit_the_middle_class_when_you_stop_being/ (kristark)
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Everyone has kicked a pregnent women once in there lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1wpnm/everyone_has_kicked_a_pregnent_women_once_in/ (L666G)
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A ball cannot fall over

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1wpal/a_ball_cannot_fall_over/ (Ocular_Ark)
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No matter how good you think you are, you're always bad in someone else's story

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1wom1/no_matter_how_good_you_think_you_are_youre_always/ ([deleted])
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If a cat were to give you advice they'd probably tell you to think inside the box.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1woie/if_a_cat_were_to_give_you_advice_theyd_probably/ (lifesimulationadmin)
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You photos are always younger than you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1wnah/you_photos_are_always_younger_than_you/ (dalekfromskaro)
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This years Best Picture was the reverse to several others: controversial nominations but an expected winner

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1wn8l/this_years_best_picture_was_the_reverse_to/ (yorkyporky123)
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Cups stand up straight, have an opening to pour liquid into, and can be 60% filled with water. Humans stand up straight, have an opening to pour liquid into, and can be 60% filled with water. You are a cup.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1wml2/cups_stand_up_straight_have_an_opening_to_pour/ (SmellMyWeenie)
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Captain Hook would have a Flavor Flav clock in his collection

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1wm8q/captain_hook_would_have_a_flavor_flav_clock_in/ (RamblerTheGambler)
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Any piece of clothing can be a handkerchief if you don't care enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1whli/any_piece_of_clothing_can_be_a_handkerchief_if/ (Just-Aman)
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Kinko's has been out of business for 15 years and people still use it as an example of a copy shop.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1wfyu/kinkos_has_been_out_of_business_for_15_years_and/ (EmpireStrikes1st)
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The Terminator didn't know how to smile because the subjects it learned from probably never smiled

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1w6ti/the_terminator_didnt_know_how_to_smile_because/ (Cantremembermyoldnam)
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Although you can recognize your families footsteps coming up the stairs, they have probably drastically changed over time, with your siblings' footsteps getting harder and the footsteps of your parent's getting slower.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1vnhg/although_you_can_recognize_your_families/ (WorriedSoft)
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In Wall-E, all the humans are on a giant spaceship because of all the trash on earth. Wy couldn't they just put all the trash on a spaceship?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1vmje/in_walle_all_the_humans_are_on_a_giant_spaceship/ (OneSpookyBoiii)
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Humans would've been happier to provide a drop of their blood to mosquitos if they didn't spread any diseases.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1tlzk/humans_wouldve_been_happier_to_provide_a_drop_of/ (reva_r)
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Glass and concrete are made mostly of sand. This means that buildings are basically giant said castles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1kd1c/glass_and_concrete_are_made_mostly_of_sand_this/ (oliversugarhappy)
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The Earth is a moon of the Sun

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1cr6b/the_earth_is_a_moon_of_the_sun/ (ErenEkin)
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You could have seen someone on their last day of life on Earth, and had no idea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1cr3i/you_could_have_seen_someone_on_their_last_day_of/ (WormXr)
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The less gas you have in your car, the better the gas mileage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1cqt0/the_less_gas_you_have_in_your_car_the_better_the/ (SkiDynastar)
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As google earth updates their street views, they’ll be developing time lapses of every street. This will allow future generations to scroll through time

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f1cqhk/as_google_earth_updates_their_street_views_theyll/ (Its_Something)
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Wolverine could donate his organs to charity and still be ok

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f160x7/wolverine_could_donate_his_organs_to_charity_and/ (IHopOnNbaLiveMobile)
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We think time is simple but it really is complex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f15ydw/we_think_time_is_simple_but_it_really_is_complex/ (sirtsu55)
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Algebra is much like doing push-ups. It won't help you in your daily life, but it prepares you for things to come.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f0ql4v/algebra_is_much_like_doing_pushups_it_wont_help/ (MerfaGlopp)
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People in movies never get half a loaf of bread out to make sandwiches. It's always new.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f0m4nf/people_in_movies_never_get_half_a_loaf_of_bread/ (Aussiemandeus)
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Once self-driving cars are more prevalent, there will eventually be a country song about somebody's truck leaving them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f0kxyq/once_selfdriving_cars_are_more_prevalent_there/ (Blisspoint2)
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Prison rules apply perfectly well in high school.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f0kbxt/prison_rules_apply_perfectly_well_in_high_school/ (iberian1580)
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Writing a note for someone to read after you've died always comes off sounding like you are still alive because you are still using present tense.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f0jd4l/writing_a_note_for_someone_to_read_after_youve/ (OnceUponACockapuss)
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Suction cups suck when they don’t suck, but when they do suck they don’t suck

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f0jbaf/suction_cups_suck_when_they_dont_suck_but_when/ (mikoshatel)
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Nazi Germany was less then 80 years ago.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f0j0xb/nazi_germany_was_less_then_80_years_ago/ (Cola990)
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99% of animals will never eat a hot meal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f0i6mz/99_of_animals_will_never_eat_a_hot_meal/ (Morighant)
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You see a lot of meteorologists on TV, but they never really seem to want to talk about meteors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f0i2nu/you_see_a_lot_of_meteorologists_on_tv_but_they/ (INGWR)
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Putting a voodoo doll of yourself up your ass and clenching would kill you due to infinitely increasing constriction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f0gnla/putting_a_voodoo_doll_of_yourself_up_your_ass_and/ (littlebignate)
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Eminem is the Paul Butterfield of rap.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f0dzj7/eminem_is_the_paul_butterfield_of_rap/ (basecampvan)
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You can determine the likelihood of you being best friends with someone by how often you text them within the first week.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f03z6a/you_can_determine_the_likelihood_of_you_being/ (NiGhTmArEofInSaNiTy)
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Pangia was probably very terrifying since all predators were on the same continent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f03u44/pangia_was_probably_very_terrifying_since_all/ (Cornelius_M)
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Spoons are actually tiny bowls on a stick

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f02ju5/spoons_are_actually_tiny_bowls_on_a_stick/ (Merfmo)
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I'm Toy Story, Woodie and Buzz traumatise a kid because they don't understand enough about the human experience.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f029yf/im_toy_story_woodie_and_buzz_traumatise_a_kid/ (TheOddMage)
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there isn't a single youtube video about how much fun Warren Buffett has in a single day but thousands about how much he makes in one day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f025wt/there_isnt_a_single_youtube_video_about_how_much/ (tokenspacer)
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Last year you were worried about stuff that don’t remember now

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f01cev/last_year_you_were_worried_about_stuff_that_dont/ (_sk12)
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Smart people can accurately imagine what it’s like to be dumber, but dumb people can’t accurately imagine what it’s like to be smarter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/f00nzy/smart_people_can_accurately_imagine_what_its_like/ (Hardbarner)
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“Drake & Josh” only lasted 3 years, yet it seems like it was on for an entire generation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ezzx6z/drake_josh_only_lasted_3_years_yet_it_seems_like/ (srichard22)
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Washing your teeth before going to bed when you are tired, feels like an eternity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ezzx5p/washing_your_teeth_before_going_to_bed_when_you/ (aestheticbratan)
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"Add" is short for addition, but "sub" isn't short for subtraction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ezzv42/add_is_short_for_addition_but_sub_isnt_short_for/ (Luke_Wayne1939)
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The devil punishing the bad ones in hell makes the devil doing good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ezzf4p/the_devil_punishing_the_bad_ones_in_hell_makes/ (alienstallion)
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If you think about nothing, are you thinking about something which is nothing or nothing at all

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ezywf5/if_you_think_about_nothing_are_you_thinking_about/ (Itss_MrP)
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There are People hiring people to hire people for them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ezytvh/there_are_people_hiring_people_to_hire_people_for/ (Rayzor1801)
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You are your Dog's emotional support animal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ezyhds/you_are_your_dogs_emotional_support_animal/ (bkrman1990)
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Chili is served hot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ezyc7f/chili_is_served_hot/ (MathTheUsername)
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What if we all live in a virtual reality and someone is playing Plague INC on their smartphone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ezvlxw/what_if_we_all_live_in_a_virtual_reality_and/ (Hyddr_o)
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College kids often advocate for the redistribution of wealth but never the redistribution of GPA

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ezlle6/college_kids_often_advocate_for_the/ (SlipperyCornea)
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When a smell is nostalgic to you, you’re having a 4D memory

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eziwu5/when_a_smell_is_nostalgic_to_you_youre_having_a/ (Griffynni)
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The initials of Long Island Ice Tea spell LIIT, and that's exactly what you get

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ezhmnl/the_initials_of_long_island_ice_tea_spell_liit/ (LaiqTheMaia)
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If you are deaf from birth what language do you think in

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ezhlel/if_you_are_deaf_from_birth_what_language_do_you/ (beni125)
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Zombies and their obsession with eating brains is so hardwired in pop culture, but so few movies or shows ever depict any zombie ever eating anything but flesh and guts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ezhkqg/zombies_and_their_obsession_with_eating_brains_is/ (Roivas14)
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Blasters would make Jedi/Sith battles much faster

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ezhei4/blasters_would_make_jedisith_battles_much_faster/ (Shy_Moon_)
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There is a view everywhere we look.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ezhehb/there_is_a_view_everywhere_we_look/ (Merry-goes-forever)
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If you buy DiGiorno pizza from Amazon and it's delivered to your house, it's not DiGiorno it's delivery.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ezhefo/if_you_buy_digiorno_pizza_from_amazon_and_its/ (LonelyVirgin69)
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Even if it doesn't look like it, an object rotating in the air is only rotating in 1 direction and always will be.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ezhdaq/even_if_it_doesnt_look_like_it_an_object_rotating/ (haha-_-yes)
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Sometimes getting yourself to go to the gym is enough of a mental workout that you can just leave once you get there

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ezhcw9/sometimes_getting_yourself_to_go_to_the_gym_is/ (influencedbyyou)
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If you zoom out far enough, any mass of land can be considered an island.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ezhc0v/if_you_zoom_out_far_enough_any_mass_of_land_can/ (Left__blank)
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We’re less grossed out from being licked by a dog than a human, but a human’s tongue is probably less gross than a dog’s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ezhbl7/were_less_grossed_out_from_being_licked_by_a_dog/ (Pruszecki14)
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If there are men born into womens bodies, amd women born into mens bodies, then there may be cats born into dog bodies and vice versa.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ezhazp/if_there_are_men_born_into_womens_bodies_amd/ (rvadom)
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Humans are IRL Lootboxes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ezh6bt/humans_are_irl_lootboxes/ (LowercaseTable)
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One out of every 365 people dies on his/her birthday.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ezh631/one_out_of_every_365_people_dies_on_hisher/ (YaronKreslavsky)
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A firefly is the opposite of a waterfall.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ezgzlj/a_firefly_is_the_opposite_of_a_waterfall/ (-_HYDER_-)
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Any game is a roguelike with enough commitment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ezgrrx/any_game_is_a_roguelike_with_enough_commitment/ (pathzotkl)
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In the wizard world, rappers must be incredibly powerful because think of how fast they can cast multiple spells

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ezfdqv/in_the_wizard_world_rappers_must_be_incredibly/ (latinogamr57)
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If there was no more newspaper, time travelers won't be able to know what year we are in

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eze0sk/if_there_was_no_more_newspaper_time_travelers/ (Asariuz)
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The odds of buying a winning powerball ticket and the odds of finding a winning powerball ticket are not significantly different.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ezbmt2/the_odds_of_buying_a_winning_powerball_ticket_and/ (KyOatey)
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At some point in history, someone invented stairs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ez2r6i/at_some_point_in_history_someone_invented_stairs/ (Aurelianshitlist)
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Horses probably think of unicorns as super heroes...or the deformed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ez0wl0/horses_probably_think_of_unicorns_as_super/ (Tenneh)
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Someone out there with more than one personality who married himself probably cheated on him self with the other personality while masterbating

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ez0lck/someone_out_there_with_more_than_one_personality/ (Baselmagdy)
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Automated sbrddt is automated.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ez02wz/automated_sbrddt_is_automated/ (KubrickIsMyCopilot)
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Pot brownies should be called greenies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eyzoxs/pot_brownies_should_be_called_greenies/ (YakuzaLord)
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In a world where the powerful take from those beneath them, just desserts are best served through failure to follow through on non contractually binding side projects

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eyzcvc/in_a_world_where_the_powerful_take_from_those/ (ValidatingUsername)
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The word "short" is longer than the word "long".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eyza54/the_word_short_is_longer_than_the_word_long/ (ThiccKnees23)
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Dogs probably love how exited we are to see them when we get back from work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eyyi8f/dogs_probably_love_how_exited_we_are_to_see_them/ (kaiju505)
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Fish owners don’t care of their pets enough to know more than just their animal class

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eyy3oc/fish_owners_dont_care_of_their_pets_enough_to/ (DaFranx)
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Luigi's mansion is a game dedicated just to him, but he still sucks for most of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eyy22k/luigis_mansion_is_a_game_dedicated_just_to_him/ (elliottmarter)
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Luigi's mansion he finally gets a dedicated game, but he still sucks for most of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eyy1dg/luigis_mansion_he_finally_gets_a_dedicated_game/ ([deleted])
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Watching multi-millionaires playing with a ball sounds much better than the Superbowl

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eyxzmg/watching_multimillionaires_playing_with_a_ball/ (Ganotica)
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When you think of a picture, you are both seeing it and not seeing it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eyxxfa/when_you_think_of_a_picture_you_are_both_seeing/ (Blazegamingpug)
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Movies is a really funny word

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eyxwj3/movies_is_a_really_funny_word/ (IndigoXIV)
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References to Jackson Pollock must have occurred with more frequency once people started using black lights in hotel rooms

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eyxvo9/references_to_jackson_pollock_must_have_occurred/ (fourtaco)
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When you change, for better or worse, the "old you" will always be a physically younger version of yourself, while the "new you" will always be an older version.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eyxd89/when_you_change_for_better_or_worse_the_old_you/ (Pinkskull12)
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Drunk people are just using tilt-controls

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eyx71k/drunk_people_are_just_using_tiltcontrols/ (HausBausClausSaus)
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If company’s destroy the planet they can’t make money

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eywo25/if_companys_destroy_the_planet_they_cant_make/ (someonewithADHD)
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broly probably has some cake

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eyw2rr/broly_probably_has_some_cake/ (Daggerdinger)
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Nintendo Kirby's anus is also his mouth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eyvj03/nintendo_kirbys_anus_is_also_his_mouth/ (knightsofvalour)
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A ruler is just a meter-meter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eyubn2/a_ruler_is_just_a_metermeter/ (ZomBayT)
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Kids these days wont know how to spell Fortnight!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eytyny/kids_these_days_wont_know_how_to_spell_fortnight/ (JUICY_WAFFLE_STOMP)
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The much hated portrait mode actually makes more sense with the increased use of mobile phones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eytoyl/the_much_hated_portrait_mode_actually_makes_more/ (jaywalkerr)
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Before your birthday you are the oldest person of your age

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eytoth/before_your_birthday_you_are_the_oldest_person_of/ (kroed22)
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PTSD is extreme deja vu

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eys1g7/ptsd_is_extreme_deja_vu/ (epicgubby)
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YouTube thumbnails are starting to look like flash banner ads from the 00s.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eyfx7q/youtube_thumbnails_are_starting_to_look_like/ (OK_Compooper)
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Listening to other reddits had me realize I may have been abused by an ex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eyerbh/listening_to_other_reddits_had_me_realize_i_may/ (NobleFern723)
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This subreddit has probably reminded several people to take a shower today

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eyempm/this_subreddit_has_probably_reminded_several/ (ImSurelyNotHuman)
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The piece you have to push out on a toilet seat cover is useless

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eyduug/the_piece_you_have_to_push_out_on_a_toilet_seat/ (k3hvn)
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A celebrity is more likely to lick your elbow than you are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eydqyn/a_celebrity_is_more_likely_to_lick_your_elbow/ (benno2077)
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Lucid dreaming is just creative mode irl

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eycy9c/lucid_dreaming_is_just_creative_mode_irl/ (shubronko)
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The Star Wars movies are supposed to take place over decades, but technology doesn't seem to advance a great deal over that time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eycp91/the_star_wars_movies_are_supposed_to_take_place/ (Guy2things)
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Calling someone "judgmental" is hypocritical since you are judging them for being judgmental

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ey0i9f/calling_someone_judgmental_is_hypocritical_since/ (canisdibellum)
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It seems weird that Tim Burton has never done a horror movie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ey0cse/it_seems_weird_that_tim_burton_has_never_done_a/ (purrgatory920)
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Capris are indecisive because they're unsure if they want to be pants or shorts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ey0cke/capris_are_indecisive_because_theyre_unsure_if/ (Aurallius)
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This day holds too many 2s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/exoms1/this_day_holds_too_many_2s/ (HostMemeMachine)
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Wish marriage licenses expired like driver’s licenses do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewuclk/wish_marriage_licenses_expired_like_drivers/ (rnielsen776)
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When a creeper almost blows up but you run away, it must feel as bad as when you almost sneez but it doesn't come out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewucbm/when_a_creeper_almost_blows_up_but_you_run_away/ (tvmysteries)
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Everyone has schizophrenia in a part of their life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewubdp/everyone_has_schizophrenia_in_a_part_of_their_life/ (Peppabacon)
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People talk because silence makes them feel nervous.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewub8c/people_talk_because_silence_makes_them_feel/ (chenzo17)
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As Mount Everest grows in size, every time someone reaches the top they have set the record for highest mountain climb.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewuaip/as_mount_everest_grows_in_size_every_time_someone/ (RedditBoyJoe)
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Colleges have their semester cycles start in the fall, with the cycle ending and graduation taking place in the spring. It would make more sense for the cycle to start in Spring semester, as the year starts then (Jan/Feb), rather than fall (Aug/Sept)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewuaa3/colleges_have_their_semester_cycles_start_in_the/ (Razraz96)
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This Sunday is 20200202 or 02022020, which is a palindrome. It only comes once in a millennium and the next one is on 30300303.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewua70/this_sunday_is_20200202_or_02022020_which_is_a/ (2040009)
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You are no longer academic when you cannot remember the difference between critiquing and criticising

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewu9w1/you_are_no_longer_academic_when_you_cannot/ (pikknz)
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When people are rickrolled, the rickroller did the exact opposite of what Rick Astley said he would do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewu9o6/when_people_are_rickrolled_the_rickroller_did_the/ (IcometricExercise)
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Reviews that have one star are usually more interesting to read and are more honest versus five star ratings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewu8pr/reviews_that_have_one_star_are_usually_more/ (Jndst21)
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When Sweden is playing Denmark..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewu83y/when_sweden_is_playing_denmark/ (The_improviser)
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Most of human history can be summarized thus: "They wouldn't dare!" Surprise, they actually would.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewu7gp/most_of_human_history_can_be_summarized_thus_they/ (TheFrebbin)
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Handshaking is literally hugging for your hands

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewgwcq/handshaking_is_literally_hugging_for_your_hands/ (DuhonTheGuy)
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Lamar Davis is the saddest Uber from Los Santos, he picked up more than a million guys from the airport, and yet nobody never chatted with him on the way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewgv1i/lamar_davis_is_the_saddest_uber_from_los_santos/ (Rafael_Akapohi)
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When a buffalo chicken lays an egg, there is no need for ketchup.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewgulm/when_a_buffalo_chicken_lays_an_egg_there_is_no/ (Gary_October)
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Getting a puppy or kitten to accompany your older dog or cat is the pet version of training your replacement.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewgub7/getting_a_puppy_or_kitten_to_accompany_your_older/ (MacSteele13)
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As the world is an oblate spheroid, the earth is, in fact, slightly flat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewgu70/as_the_world_is_an_oblate_spheroid_the_earth_is/ (Spoghead)
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If you make a (movie, TV etc.) adaptation of a book you like and change plot points you dislike, that adaptation is literally fix-it fanfiction

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewgtc9/if_you_make_a_movie_tv_etc_adaptation_of_a_book/ (StarChild413)
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Humans are pink squishy sponges in mech suits

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewgrw3/humans_are_pink_squishy_sponges_in_mech_suits/ (Yurtledove)
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FBI agents are the group of people who watch the most child porn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewgrna/fbi_agents_are_the_group_of_people_who_watch_the/ (zoesendgame)
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Kipchoge's pacesetters deserve a lot more credit. Even pacing 5km a time at 4:34 requires them to be elite atheletes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewgr4x/kipchoges_pacesetters_deserve_a_lot_more_credit/ (Chaosender69)
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Someone who laughs in class, makes you laugh uncontrollably, then composes themselves right after has the same affect as someone telling your joke to the class but louder and getting all the recognition

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewgqxa/someone_who_laughs_in_class_makes_you_laugh/ (LEM_N_EMS)
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We generally associate fish blowing bubbles in our drawings, yet fish don't breathe air

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewgqud/we_generally_associate_fish_blowing_bubbles_in/ (puddles_smit)
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Today is the day before the day after yesterday's tomorrow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewgqsb/today_is_the_day_before_the_day_after_yesterdays/ (Foray2x1)
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You never bite down on anything. Because of the design of your jaw, you always bite up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewgoev/you_never_bite_down_on_anything_because_of_the/ (MystoStranger)
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Pilots used to walk around like celebrities back in 1980. Now they walk around like common folk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewgmz4/pilots_used_to_walk_around_like_celebrities_back/ (Ohjay77)
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LG was one of the first companies to have 3 cameras on a smartphone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewgmv6/lg_was_one_of_the_first_companies_to_have_3/ (nealynealster)
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Life’s not short. it can be but for the most part it’s really fucking long. you just don’t remember very much.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewgmog/lifes_not_short_it_can_be_but_for_the_most_part/ (muckiefryer)
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Porcupines would probably enjoy more sex if they knew about missionary, instead of doggy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewgm6n/porcupines_would_probably_enjoy_more_sex_if_they/ (Tubbylumpkins94)
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People who are in their teens just started paying attention to world events, that's why bad events are seemingly rising in frequency.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewgkkm/people_who_are_in_their_teens_just_started_paying/ (elreydelosgueys)
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If the video playback button was 5 seconds Instead of 15, it would make streaming life a hell of a lot easier.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewgj3q/if_the_video_playback_button_was_5_seconds/ (sbringel74)
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Paperless billing isn't to save paper, it's to save companies from buying envelopes/postage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewgiq6/paperless_billing_isnt_to_save_paper_its_to_save/ (Nyf1nest)
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If revenge is a dish best served cold then a plate of spicy nachos is the ultimate compliment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewgijn/if_revenge_is_a_dish_best_served_cold_then_a/ (Gary_October)
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If humans could eat grass, we wouldn’t need agriculture as much, and civilization would not have developed nearly as quickly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewgi4w/if_humans_could_eat_grass_we_wouldnt_need/ (MysteryBottle)
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If humans could eat grass, we wouldn’t need agriculture as much, and civilization would not have developed nearly as quickly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewgi2m/if_humans_could_eat_grass_we_wouldnt_need/ ([deleted])
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Considering how many envelopes get licked and sealed shut, the most widely mailed thing in the world is probably DNA samples.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewghoj/considering_how_many_envelopes_get_licked_and/ (DrAwkward404)
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No matter what you were born as or what you believe in, you are discriminated against by someone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewggy6/no_matter_what_you_were_born_as_or_what_you/ (BandNerd_)
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The last page of a US passport should list how to ask for more ketchup in 92 languages.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewgfrd/the_last_page_of_a_us_passport_should_list_how_to/ (MexicanLacrosseTeam)
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They could make a special cookie for a summer, or someother catchy' reason but make the cookie the actual size on the box.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewgf84/they_could_make_a_special_cookie_for_a_summer_or/ (OpenHeartWound)
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The tampon was invented by a dude named Earle in the 1860s.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewgeuh/the_tampon_was_invented_by_a_dude_named_earle_in/ (pygmypuffonacid)
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Somewhere out there is a warehouse full of all the clothes from fashion shows that people never wear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewge5t/somewhere_out_there_is_a_warehouse_full_of_all/ (damitbobsaget)
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We randomly chose Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" as the song to troll people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewgc2x/we_randomly_chose_rick_astleys_never_gonna_give/ (Alex13104)
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It’s possible that one day a future post-apocalyptic civilization without electricity or wireless communication will dig up some mobile phones in the fossil layer and think they were stylish little plates used for eating.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewgb19/its_possible_that_one_day_a_future/ (Cheddarific)
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There are probably thousands of people hiding out in their doomsday bunkers right about now

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewgajd/there_are_probably_thousands_of_people_hiding_out/ (Zennyboy64)
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Being a man on a dating site allows one to empathize with the howler monkey screaming his interest into the void.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewgaar/being_a_man_on_a_dating_site_allows_one_to/ (Rabidleopard)
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A dog falling down the stairs is sad, a cat falling down the stairs is funny.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewga16/a_dog_falling_down_the_stairs_is_sad_a_cat/ (SongsOfLightAndDark)
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Lottery ticket companies could easily never make a winning ticket and no one would ever know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewg9zv/lottery_ticket_companies_could_easily_never_make/ (tayloronni)
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Britains pronounce the word 'bald' as *bold* and the word 'bold' as *bald*

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewg9qb/britains_pronounce_the_word_bald_as_bold_and_the/ (Flokyy)
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One day everything you’ve ever touched, seen or owned including yourself will just be particles once again floating around nowhere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewg8kj/one_day_everything_youve_ever_touched_seen_or/ (icuthroughthewindow)
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People always ask about the average human, but never the extraordinary human.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewg8g9/people_always_ask_about_the_average_human_but/ (ZexyDexter)
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Most of your dog's map is locked until you level up their leash skill

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewg8cn/most_of_your_dogs_map_is_locked_until_you_level/ (dubacca)
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Most people are more accustomed to the ~~ :( ~~ sad face over the horizontal version.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewg8c3/most_people_are_more_accustomed_to_the_sad_face/ (Capn_Kurtle)
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Your voice is both a string and a wind instrument

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewg7w8/your_voice_is_both_a_string_and_a_wind_instrument/ (Wizardboy720)
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Wet dreams could just be ghosts raping you in your sleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewg41x/wet_dreams_could_just_be_ghosts_raping_you_in/ (Kippykittens)
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Any time a character on a TV show reads their poetry, it's actually the show-writer's poetry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewg3yh/any_time_a_character_on_a_tv_show_reads_their/ (gaudiocomplex)
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Washing a grater with a sponge, will grate the sponge

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewg3q1/washing_a_grater_with_a_sponge_will_grate_the/ (the_piper_sniper)
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Most creative writing and acting classes are taught by failed writers and failed actors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewg3hx/most_creative_writing_and_acting_classes_are/ (paintedbyfailure)
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The owner of the first car ever invented always had the right of way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewg3dx/the_owner_of_the_first_car_ever_invented_always/ (Gary_October)
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A human centipede would would make a really long tube.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewg3d4/a_human_centipede_would_would_make_a_really_long/ (nopouchlicking)
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As a society, we agree that check marks go to the right.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewg2hp/as_a_society_we_agree_that_check_marks_go_to_the/ (RockyRoad88)
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Porcupines probably think sea urchins are mermaids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewg2cc/porcupines_probably_think_sea_urchins_are_mermaids/ (alfalfasprouts)
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Driverless cars will ultimately end car chases.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewg1vm/driverless_cars_will_ultimately_end_car_chases/ (PostCoitalBlissed)
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It seems like most animals look serious all the time. It’s strange that we don’t have animals that normally look like they’re smiling just due to the shape of their mouth. A smiling-shaped mouth must be evolutionarily undesirable or biologically difficult.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewg0hu/it_seems_like_most_animals_look_serious_all_the/ (Cheddarific)
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A nut for a jar of tuna is a nut for a jar of tuna backwards.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewg0e5/a_nut_for_a_jar_of_tuna_is_a_nut_for_a_jar_of/ ([deleted])
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If the Corona Virus lasts till Halloween, then there will be a lot of people buying Corona beer merchandise for a cheap costume... or no one at all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewg066/if_the_corona_virus_lasts_till_halloween_then/ (AK_Mutt)
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Given the theory of relativity and earth’s rotating around an axis, people at the equator experience time very very slightly differently than people closer to the poles. Those at the equator would appear to move ever so slightly slower and live longer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewfz3j/given_the_theory_of_relativity_and_earths/ (Cheddarific)
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Showerthoughts is a place for performers performing for an audience who are trying to out perform other performers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewfxxr/showerthoughts_is_a_place_for_performers/ (MintClicker)
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Changing the oil on a Dodge Neon basically doubles the resale value.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewfx19/changing_the_oil_on_a_dodge_neon_basically/ (TemoSahn)
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Being that we were all tiny at some point, it’s strange that we don’t have more memories of living in a world full of giants.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewfwdo/being_that_we_were_all_tiny_at_some_point_its/ (Becauseisaidsotoo)
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When you take a shower, you take rain from the past to create rain in the present.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewfvzz/when_you_take_a_shower_you_take_rain_from_the/ (SlamUnited)
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You probably don’t notice how much a TV character has changed physically until you watch an older episode.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewfuzu/you_probably_dont_notice_how_much_a_tv_character/ ([deleted])
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If you consider toast as a verb, to ceremoniously raise something, then toasters do indeed toast toast.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewfuvi/if_you_consider_toast_as_a_verb_to_ceremoniously/ (Lokarin)
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If global warning continues to increase steadily over the next several centuries and life on land becomes uninhabitable,, the human species evolving into a mermaid like species that is more adapted to aquatic life in water is a scenario that most ensures the human species survival

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewfus1/if_global_warning_continues_to_increase_steadily/ (bears_gm)
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Your belt is the one ring to rule them all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewftpj/your_belt_is_the_one_ring_to_rule_them_all/ (HammerMakesHam)
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Elephants have some of the closest looking breasts to humans besides primates. You just kind of look at female elephants in the context you usually see them. Google it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewftgq/elephants_have_some_of_the_closest_looking/ (coffeepotatoast)
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If Rob Low could blow loads,

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewfteh/if_rob_low_could_blow_loads/ (ZatchGaspafanasky)
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The Stand has started.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewfspn/the_stand_has_started/ (Deschoozle)
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Colonizing Mars would require a whole new calendar and daily schedule.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewfshw/colonizing_mars_would_require_a_whole_new/ (FloppyButtholeJuice_)
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Instead of the planets floating in space they were all actually falling at the same speed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewfq4j/instead_of_the_planets_floating_in_space_they/ (magpiethedemonbird)
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In movies, you always see people drawing a gun rapidly, but never someone holstering a gun rapidly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewfpdp/in_movies_you_always_see_people_drawing_a_gun/ (apad1333)
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Percentages are reversible, 8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewfpd4/percentages_are_reversible_8_of_25_is_the_same_as/ ([deleted])
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A messenger was just a secretary before the telephone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewfpad/a_messenger_was_just_a_secretary_before_the/ (KaybarYT)
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Jessie and James only survive blasting off because they are plot devices.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewfp78/jessie_and_james_only_survive_blasting_off/ (EpsilonOwl)
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The postmarked date on mail when you get it is in the past, so you are technically recieving yesterday's mail.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewfoxu/the_postmarked_date_on_mail_when_you_get_it_is_in/ (Thegreatattractor117)
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You’ve never seen a whole movie before because you’ve blinked

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewfovs/youve_never_seen_a_whole_movie_before_because/ (Deku_goes_Snap)
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Free mobile games make money by showing ads for other free mobile games

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewfopv/free_mobile_games_make_money_by_showing_ads_for/ (originalcommentator)
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It feels nicer to have a chair with a headrest, despite the fact we rarely even rest our heads on them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewfoi1/it_feels_nicer_to_have_a_chair_with_a_headrest/ (Butter3_)
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Somebody could have heard a joke you told and still laugh about it today

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewfocd/somebody_could_have_heard_a_joke_you_told_and/ (im_reallysad)
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In order to fall asleep, you need to pretend that you are actually sleeping

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewfn4x/in_order_to_fall_asleep_you_need_to_pretend_that/ (MICKLEPICKL)
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Bromance is the purest act of love.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewfmym/bromance_is_the_purest_act_of_love/ (HeadMasterR)
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Rolls of toilet paper have defied shrinkflation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewfmwn/rolls_of_toilet_paper_have_defied_shrinkflation/ (jsat3474)
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Plasma would probably be considered Blood Lite to vampires.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewfleu/plasma_would_probably_be_considered_blood_lite_to/ (AlexanderOdom)
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Every consonant’s pronunciation has a vowel in it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewfl8i/every_consonants_pronunciation_has_a_vowel_in_it/ (Forbins-Products)
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Nowadays it’s no longer ‘are you smarter than a fifth grader’ instead it’s ‘are you smarter than a first grader’

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewfkx8/nowadays_its_no_longer_are_you_smarter_than_a/ (brakethis)
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Pregnant women are arachnids because they have their legs +the babies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewfkry/pregnant_women_are_arachnids_because_they_have/ (Firepea123)
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We're told money doesn't grow on trees, but paper comes from trees, so, it actually kind of does.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewfkpp/were_told_money_doesnt_grow_on_trees_but_paper/ (SilencioBlade)
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All the dirt in your house is the same dirt from millions of years ago

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewfjw8/all_the_dirt_in_your_house_is_the_same_dirt_from/ (KingTy_423)
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Painting your toenails is theraputic to the male psyche.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewfi3h/painting_your_toenails_is_theraputic_to_the_male/ (rvadom)
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With the Coronavirus going around we really just have to keep tabs on all the rich people. Once they start disappearing to their secret islands we’ll know it’s time to get the hell outta dodge ourselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewfhw4/with_the_coronavirus_going_around_we_really_just/ (Curtis64)
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Straws don’t suck, you do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewfgx5/straws_dont_suck_you_do/ (OpenRoadPioneer)
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Those who experienced the 2000 new years witnessed a new year, decade, score, century, and millennia.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewfg8f/those_who_experienced_the_2000_new_years/ (itsmetwigiguess)
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Super heroes have better chance of concealing their identity by covering lower face than just eyes via mask.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewffzk/super_heroes_have_better_chance_of_concealing/ (nandasithu)
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If you help prepare chicken fingers in a factory then your job is to be a chicken tender tender

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewffoi/if_you_help_prepare_chicken_fingers_in_a_factory/ (Gwarf99)
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Not eradicating Neanderthals would have been the closest we could get to a fantasy world with dwarves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewff1m/not_eradicating_neanderthals_would_have_been_the/ (sophieonasofa)
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If J esus could come back from death, had magic and made people drink his blood, that would make him a lich.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewfe7m/if_j_esus_could_come_back_from_death_had_magic/ (Skifer91290)
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Laugh tracks are often needed to point out the times in shows where there’s a joke

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewfe0j/laugh_tracks_are_often_needed_to_point_out_the/ (Impav1d)
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Water Benders can probably pick up their soup like a solid block of food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewfdgc/water_benders_can_probably_pick_up_their_soup/ (atatblast)
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Most people are disgusted by vomit yet we all spend a good portion of the day with a stomach full of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewfdah/most_people_are_disgusted_by_vomit_yet_we_all/ (sirgoofs)
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There are literally just a couple pieces of cloth and a layer of sponge between you and big steel springs when you lay on the bed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewfd66/there_are_literally_just_a_couple_pieces_of_cloth/ (dinus-pl)
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Hot is how you want to look while cool is how you want to be

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewfcrf/hot_is_how_you_want_to_look_while_cool_is_how_you/ (coolkids5)
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Nothing you see or hear is being perceived real-time. All sound and light take time to reach you and be processed. You are perceiving the past at all times.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewfciw/nothing_you_see_or_hear_is_being_perceived/ (cobaltshark)
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If you were born in 1993, you’ve outlived Tupac. If you were born in in 1994, you’ve outlived Notorious B.I.G

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewfcgr/if_you_were_born_in_1993_youve_outlived_tupac_if/ (OmarFromtheWire2)
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Technically Darth Vader finished what he started.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewfc6k/technically_darth_vader_finished_what_he_started/ (kb9316)
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The marketing teams for Corona are probably delighted with the Coronavirus outbreak

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewfbqc/the_marketing_teams_for_corona_are_probably/ (IMAMODDYMAN)
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About 40 million fewer people have their birthday in February than any other given month.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewfbll/about_40_million_fewer_people_have_their_birthday/ (EarthMarsUranus)
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You can now be the ass hat at a bar that orders a corona virus with a slice of lime disease.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewfalc/you_can_now_be_the_ass_hat_at_a_bar_that_orders_a/ (andheinz)
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If you stood up fast enough you could go to space.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewf94z/if_you_stood_up_fast_enough_you_could_go_to_space/ (HowNowBrownCow68)
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Drill Sergeants actually yell "I can't hear you!" because they're deaf from years of exposure to gunfire and explosions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewf85c/drill_sergeants_actually_yell_i_cant_hear_you/ (original_sinfluence)
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An eclipse is almost happening all the time but it might be with stars far away

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewf7kb/an_eclipse_is_almost_happening_all_the_time_but/ (Timmys-Turner)
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Most people would find it easier to boil a lobster alive than to insult it to its face.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewf6x5/most_people_would_find_it_easier_to_boil_a/ (therandomham)
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Whenever you claim that someone is always somewhere as if they don't have a life. You're there just as much to see them each time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewf6ox/whenever_you_claim_that_someone_is_always/ (betrayedof52z)
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Uncircumcised looks like a a chute.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewf6c0/uncircumcised_looks_like_a_a_chute/ (Gary_October)
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Renaissance paintings of Greek figures was just classical fanart

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewf5tm/renaissance_paintings_of_greek_figures_was_just/ (lavicat1)
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for love in the time of wuhan virus, sex may precede kissing in a new relationship

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewf5k6/for_love_in_the_time_of_wuhan_virus_sex_may/ (tokenspacer)
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gonna put this jack sparrow outfit on and go on limewire

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewf39f/gonna_put_this_jack_sparrow_outfit_on_and_go_on/ (Daggerdinger)
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Life ain't hard for a boy named Sue anymore!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewf0xn/life_aint_hard_for_a_boy_named_sue_anymore/ (Madco58)
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More elements were discovered in the UK than any other country yet there are no elements named after any of its constituent nations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewezxs/more_elements_were_discovered_in_the_uk_than_any/ (EarthMarsUranus)
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A rocky planet is a terrestrial celestial

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewezxm/a_rocky_planet_is_a_terrestrial_celestial/ (SilentlyCries)
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While driving a car, you can be outside but still inside. Moving, but being still.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewez9y/while_driving_a_car_you_can_be_outside_but_still/ (SnoopDodgy)
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All we ever do in life is move items from one point to another.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eweyh3/all_we_ever_do_in_life_is_move_items_from_one/ (ventura__highway)
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For all intents and purposes matter has three main states - which we must consume or die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewey0v/for_all_intents_and_purposes_matter_has_three/ (MacTennis)
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When you make a snowman but there is still snow on the ground, the snow man is surrounded by its own flesh.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewexvs/when_you_make_a_snowman_but_there_is_still_snow/ (KalKal01)
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I'm so mad that 911 ruined perfect cloudless mornings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewew8a/im_so_mad_that_911_ruined_perfect_cloudless/ (abc-noah-is-me)
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There are only 2 days in our lifetime that aren't 24 hours. The day we are born and the day we die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewew80/there_are_only_2_days_in_our_lifetime_that_arent/ (anthony_fdez)
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If humans have thousands of different languages, Each different species of animals have their own languages and dialects, possibly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewevz8/if_humans_have_thousands_of_different_languages/ (meettheDonf)
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Telling sick people "get well" is kind of like telling someone "get gud" in chat, but for healthy people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eweusl/telling_sick_people_get_well_is_kind_of_like/ (Zenblend)
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Society went from peanut-free foods and is turning into meat-free foods

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eweuaq/society_went_from_peanutfree_foods_and_is_turning/ (wolfninja10)
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Whether you are self-deprecating or self-defecating you're still shitting on yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eweu4g/whether_you_are_selfdeprecating_or_selfdefecating/ (mybustersword)
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if you have a penis you automatically have a bigger penis than at least half of the world population

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewerth/if_you_have_a_penis_you_automatically_have_a/ (pprophetbeats)
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At some point in time, your ancestors probably thought that an earthquake was shaking the entire world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewersp/at_some_point_in_time_your_ancestors_probably/ (NitroOne)
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Movies that declare “Present Day” at the beginning are more noticeably inaccurate with time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewermf/movies_that_declare_present_day_at_the_beginning/ (Neidermeyer519)
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Corona's advertising department is probably very mad at a group of scientists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eweqlm/coronas_advertising_department_is_probably_very/ (IJusHerSoIDntGetFind)
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As of Thursday January 30, it was 6969 days ago from the year 2000

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewepzo/as_of_thursday_january_30_it_was_6969_days_ago/ ([deleted])
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Dogs know the sensation of having to hold in their pee but cats do not

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewepvb/dogs_know_the_sensation_of_having_to_hold_in/ (FightMilkLLC)
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When we start mining asteroids to make things, that will be the first time the earth's weight has ever changed by a significant degree in human history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewepqp/when_we_start_mining_asteroids_to_make_things/ (HardAlmond)
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There are infinite babies that will never be born. You just happened to be born.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewephy/there_are_infinite_babies_that_will_never_be_born/ (randombucketofmilk)
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Thanks to plastic, even mediocre humans can have a legacy that lasts thousands of years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewep4l/thanks_to_plastic_even_mediocre_humans_can_have_a/ (joeChump)
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People who insist on saying grace in a restaurant never offer to pick up the tab.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eweo7t/people_who_insist_on_saying_grace_in_a_restaurant/ (isle_say)
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There are infinitely babies that will never be born. You just happened to be lucky enough to be born.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eweo0w/there_are_infinitely_babies_that_will_never_be/ ([deleted])
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A broken clock is right twice a day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewenvd/a_broken_clock_is_right_twice_a_day/ (MilkManMikey)
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The Percy Jackson books are technically fanfiction

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewensv/the_percy_jackson_books_are_technically_fanfiction/ (MasterYehuda816)
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[NSFW] if hentai is regular porn for anime, then if they watched us like we watch them, then our porn might be considered hentai to anime characters

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewenbn/nsfw_if_hentai_is_regular_porn_for_anime_then_if/ (elmoeatschilbren)
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We see the "not bad" face in movies and in real life all the time, but it's never described in books, but almost all other facial expressions are...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewen2y/we_see_the_not_bad_face_in_movies_and_in_real/ (Jimithyashford)
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Since we believe there is life outside of Earth, those galactic beings are probably more worried about other life forms other than us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewemvi/since_we_believe_there_is_life_outside_of_earth/ (shadow106t)
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Blind people don't know what it feels like when somebody is watching them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewemp0/blind_people_dont_know_what_it_feels_like_when/ (irieball)
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People who have a peanut allergy are probably really happy that Mr. Peanut is dead

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewelza/people_who_have_a_peanut_allergy_are_probably/ (VColyness)
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There is probably a perfectly safe food deemed unsafe due to the tester being allergic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewelqo/there_is_probably_a_perfectly_safe_food_deemed/ (Compuddle)
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There was a moment during your life when you were the happiest person on earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewekuy/there_was_a_moment_during_your_life_when_you_were/ (BurgerKilla)
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The only thing you learn from art class is that your not good at art class

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewekr0/the_only_thing_you_learn_from_art_class_is_that/ (emkayehd)
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Every major outlaw is a poster boy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewekij/every_major_outlaw_is_a_poster_boy/ (lions-n-tigers)
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If we really are in a stimulation, then whoever is watching must be extremely impressed by those who think we are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewekhq/if_we_really_are_in_a_stimulation_then_whoever_is/ (tayloronni)
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If you skip grade levels, you technically can speedrun the school system

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewek09/if_you_skip_grade_levels_you_technically_can/ (Duy91121)
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For the first five years of their lives, children live to kill themselves in a manner that makes you look irresponsible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewejii/for_the_first_five_years_of_their_lives_children/ (ChrisTaliaferro)
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Being mature is when you are not embarrassed to reshare your own posts from couple of years ago.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eweikt/being_mature_is_when_you_are_not_embarrassed_to/ (dashader)
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It's impractical to post showerthoughts from the shower.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eweidk/its_impractical_to_post_showerthoughts_from_the/ (sebastiancalhoun)
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Every one says tomato, tamato (the saying) but no one actually says tamato

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewehk4/every_one_says_tomato_tamato_the_saying_but_no/ (StuffBeGood)
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Coffee is a tea

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eweger/coffee_is_a_tea/ (whos_mama)
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Apples and oranges are actually really similar

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewefy9/apples_and_oranges_are_actually_really_similar/ (noahtheboa)
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You know when your sick, but none believes you. So your DR has to prove your not lying

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewefuk/you_know_when_your_sick_but_none_believes_you_so/ (califrankie89)
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People complain about animals in zoos, but most humans live in much worse conditions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewefn0/people_complain_about_animals_in_zoos_but_most/ (pikknz)
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The "Make a Wish Foundation" probably has a lot of awkward conversations behind closed doors on the topic of "no unlimited wished."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewef5d/the_make_a_wish_foundation_probably_has_a_lot_of/ (Flowers818)
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If a zombie apocalypse starts when you wearing braces, you'll never be able to take them off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewef2x/if_a_zombie_apocalypse_starts_when_you_wearing/ ([deleted])
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Ronald Reagan probably wore diapers, even a maxi-pad

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewee4k/ronald_reagan_probably_wore_diapers_even_a_maxipad/ (dran72)
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Since life gets so repetitive and less significant surely by the time you're like 23 you've probably made half the memories you're ever going to make.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewee0k/since_life_gets_so_repetitive_and_less/ (TheMetalLED)
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If McDonald's donated a dolar to each and every single person on Earth, they'd be donating only 1/3 of their yearly profit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewedr4/if_mcdonalds_donated_a_dolar_to_each_and_every/ (ladyfmary)
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No one truly knows when when they fell asleep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewedp9/no_one_truly_knows_when_when_they_fell_asleep/ (james_dangerous2)
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It's pretty amazing that more people don't just straight up murder and steal - for the most part, everyone just follows an unspoken, societal, code of conduct; even though, by doing so, they all but ensure a life of relative poverty for themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewedic/its_pretty_amazing_that_more_people_dont_just/ (BocoCorwin)
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This has a slight chance of being the last thing you ever read

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewec03/this_has_a_slight_chance_of_being_the_last_thing/ (welltechnically7)
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Many people can remember their parents being younger than they are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewebzh/many_people_can_remember_their_parents_being/ (Euronymous316)
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There is a very small amount of time after you die where no one will notice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewebln/there_is_a_very_small_amount_of_time_after_you/ (PixelMan05)
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Robots would make great parents. We live in a world where a human being cannot tell another human what to do without someone claiming a rights violation... yet, if a computer says no, we grumble but accept the decision and get on with it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewebkx/robots_would_make_great_parents_we_live_in_a/ (TimesUglyStepchild)
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The future of casual wear could be what no one expected, a hazmat suit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eweam7/the_future_of_casual_wear_could_be_what_no_one/ (MaldingMadman)
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The “B” in Plan B stands for “Backup”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewe9i2/the_b_in_plan_b_stands_for_backup/ (JurassicJeff3000)
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50 years from now there will be historical movies made about the 2000s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewe974/50_years_from_now_there_will_be_historical_movies/ (Blue_Dingo010)
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When we teach children handwriting, we're basically getting them to design their own typeface.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewe91a/when_we_teach_children_handwriting_were_basically/ (aka_liam)
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Mario probably checks every pipe he goes down for corrosion and buildup out of habit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewe7xc/mario_probably_checks_every_pipe_he_goes_down_for/ (lions-n-tigers)
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You’ll never be able to see your mouth directly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewe64r/youll_never_be_able_to_see_your_mouth_directly/ (YellowStarGaming)
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the gregory moment has ended, please go back to your regularly scheduled activity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewe527/the_gregory_moment_has_ended_please_go_back_to/ (Daggerdinger)
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People in vehicles speed up a lot between speed bumps.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewe4ld/people_in_vehicles_speed_up_a_lot_between_speed/ (james_dangerous2)
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There are such things as ship-shipping ships shipping shipping ships.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewe375/there_are_such_things_as_shipshipping_ships/ ([deleted])
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The hardest puzzle in life is getting an original idea which is in line with the rules past the b o t s here...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewe2bq/the_hardest_puzzle_in_life_is_getting_an_original/ (Forgotmypasswordaww)
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It’s possible that one day on Plague.Inc that your plague will have “killed more people than Coronavirus”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewe1jz/its_possible_that_one_day_on_plagueinc_that_your/ (zachariah994054)
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Manga/Anime characters that have off brand games or random products might just be too poor to afford the real ones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewe0z1/mangaanime_characters_that_have_off_brand_games/ (MarcoBigBrain)
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A corona a day keeps the ambulance away

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewe0s1/a_corona_a_day_keeps_the_ambulance_away/ (waldo101315)
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Convenience fees really negate the fact that that thing was convenient in the first place

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewe0f5/convenience_fees_really_negate_the_fact_that_that/ (clofart)
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Dining Halls Trust Their Customers With Miniature Weapons

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewdy9d/dining_halls_trust_their_customers_with_miniature/ (andrewlodge)
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A box of Imodium has never made it home unopened

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewdxms/a_box_of_imodium_has_never_made_it_home_unopened/ (thepeanutbutterman)
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It’s easy to tell the temp of the air in your home, but harder to find the temp of your water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewdwtm/its_easy_to_tell_the_temp_of_the_air_in_your_home/ (PoeGlow)
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Technically everyone holds a world record in something if we are specific enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewdvqi/technically_everyone_holds_a_world_record_in/ (wzqp)
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If you change the "I" to "we," the word illness becomes wellness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewdvp0/if_you_change_the_i_to_we_the_word_illness/ (I_Glitterally_Cant)
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Expensive vacuums both suck more and suck less at the same time

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewdvok/expensive_vacuums_both_suck_more_and_suck_less_at/ (SnowBrawl64)
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Museums are Zoos for dead things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewdv2k/museums_are_zoos_for_dead_things/ (RustyWood86)
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Tyrannosaurus Rex was really good at “Air Quotes”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewdupu/tyrannosaurus_rex_was_really_good_at_air_quotes/ (AdHocSpock)
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Original Pringles taste like the rice on a Fried Cali Roll..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewdt08/original_pringles_taste_like_the_rice_on_a_fried/ (marshamarshamarshaaa)
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Stirring clockwise must feel counter intuitive for a left hander.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewdsp0/stirring_clockwise_must_feel_counter_intuitive/ (OK_Compooper)
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Oxygen: highly flammable if pure. Hydrogen: highly explosive if pure. H2O: puts out most fires.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewdqxc/oxygen_highly_flammable_if_pure_hydrogen_highly/ (zoburg88)
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We always question our own ability to wipe our own ass when the TP comes back clean

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewdqbg/we_always_question_our_own_ability_to_wipe_our/ (DeucePot)
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Either Star Wars ships are built like tanks or everyone gets really lucky landings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewdo2x/either_star_wars_ships_are_built_like_tanks_or/ (Mmmtastymagikarp)
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Funny how nobody orders onion rings but everyone celebrates when an onion ring sneaks into an order of fries.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewdn4s/funny_how_nobody_orders_onion_rings_but_everyone/ ([deleted])
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Jedi are probably more accurate with reflected blaster bolts than stormtroopers are with blasters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewdmz7/jedi_are_probably_more_accurate_with_reflected/ (elvenmonkey)
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we are taught to fear fear itself. that is only partially true, seeing as Fear is responsible for the loss of lives, and the saving of lives. it is both responsble for unity, and the divide of people. it's sometimes what knowledge and actions come with it rather than fear itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewdm39/we_are_taught_to_fear_fear_itself_that_is_only/ (Ferteqw2)
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If at first you don't succeed just blame someone else....that seems to work these days.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewdlpa/if_at_first_you_dont_succeed_just_blame_someone/ (loskleinos)
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Due to the popularity of the Spanish inquisition, people now expect them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewdjz8/due_to_the_popularity_of_the_spanish_inquisition/ (Allien1006)
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BBC stands for two VERY different things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewdif0/bbc_stands_for_two_very_different_things/ (dah1451)
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Whenever you procrastinate a task, the past and future you hate the present you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewdiea/whenever_you_procrastinate_a_task_the_past_and/ (seadolphen2)
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Getting a wisdom tooth removed is, ironically, a wise thing to do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewdht2/getting_a_wisdom_tooth_removed_is_ironically_a/ (c_rook99)
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Teamtrees was basically a go-fund-me for planting trees

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewdh7z/teamtrees_was_basically_a_gofundme_for_planting/ (WqIk)
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Game Boy cartridges were the first mobile game app.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewdgyb/game_boy_cartridges_were_the_first_mobile_game_app/ (Philosopher422)
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Most people don't want to live forever but they want others too

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewdgdu/most_people_dont_want_to_live_forever_but_they/ (kongerlonger)
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Being naked and bald is about 10% more naked then normal naked people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewdf7a/being_naked_and_bald_is_about_10_more_naked_then/ (Daman453)
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Arcade systems are larger than consoles and have less games, but they're graphics are worse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewdf6b/arcade_systems_are_larger_than_consoles_and_have/ (Furgledurp)
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T-shirts are the shorts of shirts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewdebb/tshirts_are_the_shorts_of_shirts/ (DentonerG)
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Impossible pork is technically kosher.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewde6v/impossible_pork_is_technically_kosher/ (CrunchyAl)
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All vehicles are delivery vehicles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewddbf/all_vehicles_are_delivery_vehicles/ (bmalbert22)
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If people wore gloves as much as shoes we'd probably have a lot more hand fetishes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewdck6/if_people_wore_gloves_as_much_as_shoes_wed/ (RestingBitFace)
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The saying "by the way" is so strange..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewd932/the_saying_by_the_way_is_so_strange/ (CrayChickenLay)
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The loneliest person who ever lived is someone we don't know anything about

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewd812/the_loneliest_person_who_ever_lived_is_someone_we/ (Erikjb12)
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A straight man has a mistress a gay man has a mister

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewd7uo/a_straight_man_has_a_mistress_a_gay_man_has_a/ (kilkarazy)
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People born this coming Sunday will have the first palindromic binary birthday since 01.01.1010

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewd7u8/people_born_this_coming_sunday_will_have_the/ (Mongoblack)
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If you google image search coughing you get pictures of people giving invisalble blowjobs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewd7og/if_you_google_image_search_coughing_you_get/ (relaaja)
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The Super Bowl might be the only thing on tv where people prefer you talk while it’s on but want you to shut the hell up when the commercials start

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewd7kl/the_super_bowl_might_be_the_only_thing_on_tv/ (Johnny_Waffles85)
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You don’t buy haircuts, you rent them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewd7e6/you_dont_buy_haircuts_you_rent_them/ ([deleted])
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when someone says, "i am the ___est person you will ever meet." they're basically calling themselves the ___est person in the world because you could meet ANYone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewd62r/when_someone_says_i_am_the_est_person_you_will/ (blue4029)
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When a YouTuber flexes saying things that they own cost more than their fan’s rent, they’re technically correct since most their fans aren’t old enough to have rent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewd5s6/when_a_youtuber_flexes_saying_things_that_they/ (Determined-Greet43)
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Tinder is the gateway app to other dating apps. Any newly single person will download tinder first to try online dating

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewd4jf/tinder_is_the_gateway_app_to_other_dating_apps/ (mildishclambino)
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The people who write Wikipedia pages won’t have Wikipedia to research the subject they are writing about.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewd4f9/the_people_who_write_wikipedia_pages_wont_have/ (IceColdPhoenixX)
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A normal baby crib is cute. But put bars on the top and it becomes kinda creepy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewd4ef/a_normal_baby_crib_is_cute_but_put_bars_on_the/ (peeniebaby)
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Protons have a charge of 1, neutrons have a charge of 0. Similar to the 1s and 0s in binary computer code.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewd4e7/protons_have_a_charge_of_1_neutrons_have_a_charge/ (GourgeWashingMachine)
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Today could be the most attractive you’ll ever look for the rest of your life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewd47f/today_could_be_the_most_attractive_youll_ever/ (AuuGeR)
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Oil is the modern day buffalo in regards to using every part.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewd439/oil_is_the_modern_day_buffalo_in_regards_to_using/ (3IceShy)
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When your mind wanders and you lose five minutes, that's just the little people inside your head going AFK

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewd2k5/when_your_mind_wanders_and_you_lose_five_minutes/ (First_Cauliflower)
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Fish probably see coastlines as giant fences.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewd2cu/fish_probably_see_coastlines_as_giant_fences/ (OptimisticPlatypus)
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Princess Leia is technically only a princess during the first ten or so minutes of a New Hope. After that, she's a queen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewd25n/princess_leia_is_technically_only_a_princess/ (SergeantPsycho)
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When you wish for being rich to a genie and he grants you the wish you would have problems explaining your sudden wealth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewd0zs/when_you_wish_for_being_rich_to_a_genie_and_he/ (C4mmo)
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It’s annoying when something sad happens and you cry your ass off to yourself, but don’t cry in front of others, then they think you weren’t affected by it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewd0vx/its_annoying_when_something_sad_happens_and_you/ (influencedbyyou)
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People don't believe in the spirit world until they need something desperately

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewd022/people_dont_believe_in_the_spirit_world_until/ (Seedpound)
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Certain punishments you would get as a child, like being made to go to bed early, become something you actually look forward to as an adult.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewczwn/certain_punishments_you_would_get_as_a_child_like/ (Gargantix)
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Every time you go to a place in a car it is a road trip.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewczsv/every_time_you_go_to_a_place_in_a_car_it_is_a/ (bachan23)
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Toothbrushes have more advanced and complex charging systems than those in the vast majority of smartphones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewcysb/toothbrushes_have_more_advanced_and_complex/ (mord4i)
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The start of an epidemic like this, just feels like a really shit lottery.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewcyjd/the_start_of_an_epidemic_like_this_just_feels/ (Dannyboi93)
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The dictionary could be lying to us as the definition of joke could actually be a joke.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewcxdw/the_dictionary_could_be_lying_to_us_as_the/ (MegaRayGOD)
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Loners and introverts will have a much higher survival rate in a pandemic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewctpz/loners_and_introverts_will_have_a_much_higher/ (quantum_spastic)
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The average person spends 425 days of their awake life blinking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewct6z/the_average_person_spends_425_days_of_their_awake/ (Kila_Joule)
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Human thoughts before language must have been strange.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewcrmx/human_thoughts_before_language_must_have_been/ ([deleted])
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If you can make love, you can buy love from a seller.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewcrin/if_you_can_make_love_you_can_buy_love_from_a/ (Bean_Boi_666)
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You can use w8 in English and Dutch and it'll keep it's purpose

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewcria/you_can_use_w8_in_english_and_dutch_and_itll_keep/ (Holyblobvis93)
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We don't know what mirrors look like because we always see images that they reflect

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewcqza/we_dont_know_what_mirrors_look_like_because_we/ (DaringD5)
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Some people hate wearing ties because it feels like its choking them, but the real danger is it makes it easy for anybody around you to strangle you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewcqv9/some_people_hate_wearing_ties_because_it_feels/ (CosmicMarbles)
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[NSFW] If we boycott instagram models and cam girls then they'll have to resort to making porn

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewcpfo/nsfw_if_we_boycott_instagram_models_and_cam_girls/ (Snuggly-Muffin)
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The Titanic has been sitting at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean for over 100 years

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewcosr/the_titanic_has_been_sitting_at_the_bottom_of_the/ (Beetle53)
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Gandalf is a Pokémon. He was Gandalf the Grey, but beating the balrog gained him enough EXP to evolve into Gandalf the White.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewcmbs/gandalf_is_a_pokémon_he_was_gandalf_the_grey_but/ (InsertStephenHere)
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Every movie the Internet 'boycotts' makes over a billion dollars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewclxx/every_movie_the_internet_boycotts_makes_over_a/ ([deleted])
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Men have adams apples but women don’t have madams apples

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewclit/men_have_adams_apples_but_women_dont_have_madams/ (JBOT9050)
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We are the human simulation in some cunts Plague inc app

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewcl07/we_are_the_human_simulation_in_some_cunts_plague/ (theharrylittle)
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“W” is a letter that has three syllables

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewckeg/w_is_a_letter_that_has_three_syllables/ (batteryacidangel)
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Gangnam style dance was like flossing back in the day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewck57/gangnam_style_dance_was_like_flossing_back_in_the/ (LilShit_420)
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Hot is used to describe someone's physical appearance, while cold is used to describe someone's personality

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewcjdk/hot_is_used_to_describe_someones_physical/ ([deleted])
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It's kind of sad to be really good at solitaire.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewcj1f/its_kind_of_sad_to_be_really_good_at_solitaire/ (MomsSpaghetti589)
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There is a certain distance from an erupting volcano where the water temperature is perfect for swimming

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewcij8/there_is_a_certain_distance_from_an_erupting/ (canebus)
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When you arrive on time in class or at work, you traveled to precise time-space coordinates

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewcie4/when_you_arrive_on_time_in_class_or_at_work_you/ (Katoptriss)
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You're always in the right place at the right time, or in the wrong place at the wrong time. You're never in the wrong place at the right time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewchyp/youre_always_in_the_right_place_at_the_right_time/ (CpGrover)
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The real colours we see are the opposite of what we actually see

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewchrt/the_real_colours_we_see_are_the_opposite_of_what/ (not_another_bot2)
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In a world where everyone is over exposed, the coolest thing you can do is maintain your mystery .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewchfo/in_a_world_where_everyone_is_over_exposed_the/ (ritzz2_0)
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The most polite thing to do while texting somebody is to stop typing and let another person type when you are both typing at the same time, this also causes one person to stop and start typing repeatedly and both people seeing who can speak the fastes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewcgph/the_most_polite_thing_to_do_while_texting/ (shaaaaady)
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Attention must be rich because we pay him all the time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewcfdt/attention_must_be_rich_because_we_pay_him_all_the/ (UnknownTornado)
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Popcorn is the only microwaveable food you don't pull out when you hear popping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewceka/popcorn_is_the_only_microwaveable_food_you_dont/ (Logthisforlater)
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If we teleport a huge mirror 65 million lightyears way from us, and look at it through a telescope we can see the dinosaurs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewceii/if_we_teleport_a_huge_mirror_65_million/ (jurcurr)
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Today is the 6969th day on the century

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewceaa/today_is_the_6969th_day_on_the_century/ (water-pancakes_v2)
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We consider slam dunks in the NBA to be super talented but when we do it in trashket ball it is considered a sign of failure.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewcdgu/we_consider_slam_dunks_in_the_nba_to_be_super/ (Serfpy)
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Saying that someone has a small D is an insult to both men and women.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewcdah/saying_that_someone_has_a_small_d_is_an_insult_to/ (89odev)
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The most polite thing to do while texting is to stop typing when somebody else is typing, this also will xause a typing battle or see who can type the fastest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewcd4u/the_most_polite_thing_to_do_while_texting_is_to/ ([deleted])
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If the universe and everything that exists is infinite, there must be several versions of you and theoretically you could meet them and have the time of your life with them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewcd0r/if_the_universe_and_everything_that_exists_is/ (Lum1nar)
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I'm betting we'll probably get some good pandemic related horror movies in the next few years or so.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewcci3/im_betting_well_probably_get_some_good_pandemic/ (today_okay)
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Getting Rick Rolled is one of the few situations where you can be very angry and happy at the same time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewcbpn/getting_rick_rolled_is_one_of_the_few_situations/ (YeetYoteson)
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There were probably a series of decisions that you could’ve made in your life that led to you becoming a millionaire

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewcawg/there_were_probably_a_series_of_decisions_that/ (ethessing)
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55378008 has to be the most entered number in a calculator by English speaking boys

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewc9jy/55378008_has_to_be_the_most_entered_number_in_a/ (UkExJw)
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When exposed to cold, nipples grow but a penis shrinks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewc8zv/when_exposed_to_cold_nipples_grow_but_a_penis/ (countrylife4me73)
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It must be awesome to be a dog. Just imagine barking all day! WOOF

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewc73h/it_must_be_awesome_to_be_a_dog_just_imagine/ (memeologist01)
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There is likely no level of trust equal to two cannibals having oral sex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewbvik/there_is_likely_no_level_of_trust_equal_to_two/ (drewfussss)
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Theoritically, Fire's state of matter is gaseous.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ewb6ae/theoritically_fires_state_of_matter_is_gaseous/ (Dankie001)
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If you’re going through a rough time in your life, just remember there is all ways someone who cares about you and would hate it if you died

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evi6ae/if_youre_going_through_a_rough_time_in_your_life/ (PalicoJoe)
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If there is a pill to increase brain functions, people won't get smarter. They'd just be stupid faster.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evi50j/if_there_is_a_pill_to_increase_brain_functions/ (CherryBlackEyes)
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Satan was the first to ask for equal rights

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evi42f/satan_was_the_first_to_ask_for_equal_rights/ (Mr_Mu-D-Pie)
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You can kiss yourself in the mirror but only on the lips

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evi3x5/you_can_kiss_yourself_in_the_mirror_but_only_on/ (xXInviktor27Xx)
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When we light a lighter it gets lighter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evi2ka/when_we_light_a_lighter_it_gets_lighter/ (Jasonjones2002)
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All the man-made things that exist today, exist because humans got bored

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evi23u/all_the_manmade_things_that_exist_today_exist/ (ImBadAtNamingThings4)
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Amnesia probably feels like you time travelled into the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evi23l/amnesia_probably_feels_like_you_time_travelled/ (ZxSomEthing_EdGyxZ)
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If you had never been diagnosed with being blind. Then you are technically illegally blind

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evi1oj/if_you_had_never_been_diagnosed_with_being_blind/ (Anthonybrose)
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Ambidextrous people are the bisexuals of handwriting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evi1d7/ambidextrous_people_are_the_bisexuals_of/ (izzie43547)
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In a zombie apocalypse, people on wheel chairs will be called Meals on Wheels

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evhzlv/in_a_zombie_apocalypse_people_on_wheel_chairs/ (defiance211)
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There could be someone out there with the exact same spotify discover weekly playlist as you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evhzgk/there_could_be_someone_out_there_with_the_exact/ (memilyy)
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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evhz88/too_many_people_spend_money_they_havent_earned_to/ ([deleted])
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When kids finally go to school, it seems like time stand still and everything is quite.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evhxh1/when_kids_finally_go_to_school_it_seems_like_time/ (thecowgoesmoomoo)
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Venn Diagrams are Double-Bubble Maps. Double Bubble Maps have more than one bubble.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evhx5u/venn_diagrams_are_doublebubble_maps_double_bubble/ (danny3846)
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When speed limits became a thing, everyone decided it was perfectly fine and “legal” to drive a few mph or kph over the speed limit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evhwq3/when_speed_limits_became_a_thing_everyone_decided/ (yeet12243)
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When you’re a child, only bully’s make fun of you. When you’re an adult, only your friends make fun of you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evhwnq/when_youre_a_child_only_bullys_make_fun_of_you/ (quail702)
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You have flushed more fresh water than you could ever drink in your lifetime

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evhwit/you_have_flushed_more_fresh_water_than_you_could/ (butternuts24)
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Almost everything humans have found was by accident

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evhw60/almost_everything_humans_have_found_was_by/ (twistedhippo)
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We find it interesting that dogs shake their tails when we do the same with our legs if we’re nervous or excited

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evhuqe/we_find_it_interesting_that_dogs_shake_their/ (Kekmistry)
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This new trend of people taking a picture of their hand holding their dying grandmother/grandfather’s hand as they lay unconscious on a hospital bed only to post it on social media with hashtags like: “cantletyougo; myheartisbroken; illmissyou” is rude and highly selfish.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evhudd/this_new_trend_of_people_taking_a_picture_of/ (Drummerboy860)
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This new trend of people taking a picture of their hand holding their dying grandmother/grandfather’s hand as they lay unconscious dying on a hospital bed only to post in on social media with hashtags like: “Cantletyougo; myheartisbroken; illmissyou” is rude and highly selfish.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evhtmk/this_new_trend_of_people_taking_a_picture_of/ ([deleted])
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The snake from the Garden of Eden was the original Reptilian conspiracy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evhtck/the_snake_from_the_garden_of_eden_was_the/ (DrawsFacesOnThings)
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Chances are, If you’re working with livestock you’re touching them with gloves made of their ancestors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evhshb/chances_are_if_youre_working_with_livestock_youre/ (am2933)
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Chilli goes in spicy and comes out spicy as well

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evhrtq/chilli_goes_in_spicy_and_comes_out_spicy_as_well/ (GamingLemon288)
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There have probably been a ton of cases that no one will ever know about, where two people match on a dating app, they talk for a bit, and then one of them dies while the other is left thinking they just got ghosted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evhrqz/there_have_probably_been_a_ton_of_cases_that_no/ (MrTsquared88)
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Marge Simpson has worn a strapless dress, and presumably a strapless bra, for 30 years and we’ve never seen her adjust it and pull it up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evhq45/marge_simpson_has_worn_a_strapless_dress_and/ (everneveragain)
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There's something that you've done or tried that you will never do again and you may never realize it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evhpvu/theres_something_that_youve_done_or_tried_that/ (Artemis_Marvel)
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Vaping is 95% less harmful than cigarettes, which makes it 500% more harmful than good old-fashioned oxygen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evhpo3/vaping_is_95_less_harmful_than_cigarettes_which/ (Chronogos)
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We don't have any mental conditions for positive things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evhpg0/we_dont_have_any_mental_conditions_for_positive/ (Dobbo34)
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The moment you realize you’re actually going to die is the actual moment you start living.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evhpah/the_moment_you_realize_youre_actually_going_to/ (askepticalskeptic)
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Miranda Cosgrove probably went from the most hated to loved actress among kids when she transitioned from Megan Parker to Carly Shay

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evho92/miranda_cosgrove_probably_went_from_the_most/ (rmlrmlchess)
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Middle-aged people who now listen to classic rock have been hearing the same exact songs for 40-50 years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evhnne/middleaged_people_who_now_listen_to_classic_rock/ (CarlKyleson)
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Dating sites can probably market themselves on how many people stop using their service.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evhn32/dating_sites_can_probably_market_themselves_on/ (Turtlewastaken)
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Flat earth society? More like Cylindrical Earth society

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evhm2v/flat_earth_society_more_like_cylindrical_earth/ (F0XYTR0T)
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The only person that ever mattered is you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evhkyk/the_only_person_that_ever_mattered_is_you/ (AnfernyWayne)
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You can hear your fans scream every time you place your laptop on a hot stove.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evhkto/you_can_hear_your_fans_scream_every_time_you/ (Horyv)
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Most people on this site only know full grey Mr. Rodgers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evhkta/most_people_on_this_site_only_know_full_grey_mr/ (big-boi-sbevey)
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The product engineers that design basic household items for major brands that have been around for generations (like toilet paper) have probably impacted more humans than any other people in history

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evhk8j/the_product_engineers_that_design_basic_household/ (conspiredagainst)
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You can count up to 1,023 using your fingers, if you count in base 2. Up to 1,048,575 if you include your toes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evhjuv/you_can_count_up_to_1023_using_your_fingers_if/ (AuJulii)
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Asking someone a question in your dreams and expecting an answer is exactly the same as asking yourself that same question while awake.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evhjtb/asking_someone_a_question_in_your_dreams_and/ (King-Jad)
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Zombies are the original sapiosexuals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evhjn7/zombies_are_the_original_sapiosexuals/ (DaRealEbonyQueen)
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Professional swimmers and basketball players have the most relaxed company dress codes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evhjf7/professional_swimmers_and_basketball_players_have/ (Kayotik74)
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If the squirrel is observed by others, it pretends to bury its nuts in one place, then will hide them elsewhere once their attention is diverted. Smart! Yes, except that he very often forgets where he buried them ... So, he contributes to the regrowth of trees!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evhiv3/if_the_squirrel_is_observed_by_others_it_pretends/ ([deleted])
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Plastic dinosaurs are made of animals older than dinosaurs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evhifu/plastic_dinosaurs_are_made_of_animals_older_than/ (polux9)
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I wish there was a website we could visit to check out nonsense on the internet without going directly to the source and giving them views/clicks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evhhy0/i_wish_there_was_a_website_we_could_visit_to/ (AreWeIdiots)
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In the Mission Impossible franchise many of their missions succeed because bad guys haven't seen the other bad guys face

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evhhia/in_the_mission_impossible_franchise_many_of_their/ (lg0293586)
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On average humans as a whole have 1 testicle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evhga1/on_average_humans_as_a_whole_have_1_testicle/ (DakuYoruHanta)
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The last day that a date contained no repetition of digits was 25th June 1987 and it will never happen in our lifetimes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evhfl2/the_last_day_that_a_date_contained_no_repetition/ (KaasmoKraymah)
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Children who hunt are quite literally child predators.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evhdyc/children_who_hunt_are_quite_literally_child/ (Mal3v0l3nce)
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A Siberian Husky is not only a good friend, but it keeps your feet warm at night.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evhcum/a_siberian_husky_is_not_only_a_good_friend_but_it/ (David_Diron)
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When millennials start dying off, family members will have to sort through laptops and external hard drives to determine keep vs. toss

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evhc2o/when_millennials_start_dying_off_family_members/ (bethk220)
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The word “asshole” doesn’t have that ‘sh’ sound in it even though it’s spelt that way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evha84/the_word_asshole_doesnt_have_that_sh_sound_in_it/ (Kirby4042)
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Congrats to us, we were all the strongest sperm of the load.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evh9u4/congrats_to_us_we_were_all_the_strongest_sperm_of/ (BipolarMillennial)
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Your closeness to a friend can be measured by how effectively you can come up with comparisons that only (or primarily) make sense to them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evh8yn/your_closeness_to_a_friend_can_be_measured_by_how/ (ace112358)
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That thing you dropped or lost years ago likely still exists, and you could have it back if you just knew its location.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evh8uc/that_thing_you_dropped_or_lost_years_ago_likely/ (downwarddawg)
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Things could only exist when observed and we would never be able to know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evh8m9/things_could_only_exist_when_observed_and_we/ (andy34p)
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If your fingers are crossed, then you’re lying. However, if you cross your heart, then you’re telling the truth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evh6w0/if_your_fingers_are_crossed_then_youre_lying/ (McMelonator)
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You probably talk to yourself, BECAUSE of the TV shows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evh6hm/you_probably_talk_to_yourself_because_of_the_tv/ (Tomidnight)
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The evolution of drinking milk beyond infancy is literally children who decided to nurse into adulthood from whatever animal was nearby and being rewarded for it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evh5ov/the_evolution_of_drinking_milk_beyond_infancy_is/ (DrumSpace)
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If Genghis Khan had a teardrop tattoo for every person he killed, he'd have so many it would look more like he was profusely sweating throughout his body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evh4sg/if_genghis_khan_had_a_teardrop_tattoo_for_every/ (Roivas14)
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The fact that everyone walks around with a camera where they can share public videos with the world definitely hasn’t helped the social anxiety epidemic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evh3z5/the_fact_that_everyone_walks_around_with_a_camera/ (shittersfull244)
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Having bad genetics is expensive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evh3qh/having_bad_genetics_is_expensive/ (swangjang)
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People usually assume sarcasm when the statement can be interpreted that way. Rarely do they assume the statement in question is genuine. It seems we are more ready to doubt than trust, as a people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evh3dm/people_usually_assume_sarcasm_when_the_statement/ (quantumfoam435)
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Technically, you are the masters of actors , directors etc. as by your money they earn their living.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evh3at/technically_you_are_the_masters_of_actors/ (JC112579)
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The world will, eventually, be one big cemetery.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evh2c4/the_world_will_eventually_be_one_big_cemetery/ (mfairview)
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There are the same amount of numbers between 1 and 0 as there are between -999,999,999 and 999,999,999

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evh0k2/there_are_the_same_amount_of_numbers_between_1/ (Beefman0)
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10 micrometers worth of genetic code can potentially wipe out an entire species.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgzv7/10_micrometers_worth_of_genetic_code_can/ (tongueincheese)
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Humans used to exercise to find food. Now we exercise to get rid of food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgyj6/humans_used_to_exercise_to_find_food_now_we/ ([deleted])
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When something explodes, it really “blows out” more than it “blows up”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgxyy/when_something_explodes_it_really_blows_out_more/ (bobloblawbloglob)
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If there was a single elimination, 1.024-person tournament of Rock Paper Scissors, someone would win 10 times in a row.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgwqk/if_there_was_a_single_elimination_1024person/ (metkja)
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You yawn more for social bonding than you do because you're tired.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgw3a/you_yawn_more_for_social_bonding_than_you_do/ (OnceUponACockapuss)
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Whenever you clean, you transfer dirt from one place to another.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgvel/whenever_you_clean_you_transfer_dirt_from_one/ (very-random-person)
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Somebody, somewhere, holds the record for the first pee of this decade.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgv7r/somebody_somewhere_holds_the_record_for_the_first/ (cynical_bibliophile)
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The word "hum" is designed to make you hum at the end of it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgupz/the_word_hum_is_designed_to_make_you_hum_at_the/ (cheburik76)
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2nd person point of view doesn’t get enough credit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgufj/2nd_person_point_of_view_doesnt_get_enough_credit/ (siahbabedblsiah)
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Coronavirus could have been released to the public for population control

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgua1/coronavirus_could_have_been_released_to_the/ (weegy97)
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Even if farts smelled good, we’d still find them funny for the sound they make

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgtkx/even_if_farts_smelled_good_wed_still_find_them/ (OhMyTummyHurts)
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People always talk about wanting to touch the clouds, but when we do (as fog) people get annoyed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgtby/people_always_talk_about_wanting_to_touch_the/ (Skuwarsgod)
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Our entire society was built by people's imagination.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgt6v/our_entire_society_was_built_by_peoples/ (Mr_Game_N_Win)
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Bags of popcorn come with five free butterfingers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgsfh/bags_of_popcorn_come_with_five_free_butterfingers/ (sandyfinns)
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If a pregnant woman swims the baby is in a submarine

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgsex/if_a_pregnant_woman_swims_the_baby_is_in_a/ (AlteredReddit)
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In young adult life you are annoyed at running into people you know in public, towards the end of adult life you are very happy to run into someone you know in public.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgs2x/in_young_adult_life_you_are_annoyed_at_running/ (admire816)
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Pizza delivery jobs must have been more difficult to get before GPS was invented.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgs0x/pizza_delivery_jobs_must_have_been_more_difficult/ (16cdelp)
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The difference between a dark room and a bright room is night and day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgr0t/the_difference_between_a_dark_room_and_a_bright/ (Booms_Carson)
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if you make $100 per second it roughly takes you 35 years to have the amount of money that bill gate has.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgqog/if_you_make_100_per_second_it_roughly_takes_you/ (Hamedyhamed)
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The internal temperature for cooked red meat is 70 degrees, human bidy temperature is 36-37 degrees. Therefore everybody is actually half baked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgqke/the_internal_temperature_for_cooked_red_meat_is/ (jasoneill23)
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For some reason eating animals is not considered abuse

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgq1j/for_some_reason_eating_animals_is_not_considered/ (Seedpound)
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Young people are more capable of doing more now than ever before, but they are limited to doing less than ever before

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgplv/young_people_are_more_capable_of_doing_more_now/ (Missileblowsup)
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Humans are the only species that know about the existence of all other animals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgph5/humans_are_the_only_species_that_know_about_the/ ([deleted])
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If the many worlds theory is true, then all fake news is real news in another dimension.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgpd3/if_the_many_worlds_theory_is_true_then_all_fake/ (jollyberries)
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The wealthiest and the poorest both carry many keys. Some are landlords, others are janitors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgp7h/the_wealthiest_and_the_poorest_both_carry_many/ (PhillyNow)
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Male to female sex change is a literal ding dong ditch

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgp28/male_to_female_sex_change_is_a_literal_ding_dong/ (Soulessnight)
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Sylvester Stallone spends half of Demolition Man running into rooms and yelling FEENAX.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgp06/sylvester_stallone_spends_half_of_demolition_man/ ([deleted])
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Silence as a ringtone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgopv/silence_as_a_ringtone/ (Porcelain_Golem)
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Human beings are the only animals on earth that know about the existence of all other animals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgoh3/human_beings_are_the_only_animals_on_earth_that/ (relliikk)
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Your hands are 5 legged octopus

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgo0n/your_hands_are_5_legged_octopus/ (Gary_October)
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For a show that was supposed to "do it first" The Simpsons is none stop cultural references

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgnn1/for_a_show_that_was_supposed_to_do_it_first_the/ (snowice0)
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There comes a point where the more makeup you add the less attractive you become

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgn8y/there_comes_a_point_where_the_more_makeup_you_add/ (Alkalys)
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People use “Mama” all the time, often as a childish insult, yet we almost never use “Dada” because it seems too childish

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgmyb/people_use_mama_all_the_time_often_as_a_childish/ (My-Gay-Hentai-Accoun)
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Spiders must have tiny ass lungs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgmsy/spiders_must_have_tiny_ass_lungs/ (Tmaffa)
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Humans are the only animals that know that every other animal exists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgmsw/humans_are_the_only_animals_that_know_that_every/ (relliikk)
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There are adults who have internet connection who have never seen porn

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgmqp/there_are_adults_who_have_internet_connection_who/ (roastedtoperfection)
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Phones make sound go the speed of light

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgm3v/phones_make_sound_go_the_speed_of_light/ (brandonas1987)
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You can’t look at your reflection without it looking back at you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evglrf/you_cant_look_at_your_reflection_without_it/ (Alec210921)
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The result of a test doesn’t tell you what you have learned, it tells you what you know at a specific point of time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evglqz/the_result_of_a_test_doesnt_tell_you_what_you/ (AlfonsoAlcantara)
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Really long nails are the big hair of this decade.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgl9x/really_long_nails_are_the_big_hair_of_this_decade/ (OnceUponACockapuss)
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Technically water is death-prevention juice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgkab/technically_water_is_deathprevention_juice/ (Mansierge)
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You can prove anything with facts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgk2l/you_can_prove_anything_with_facts/ (Dodaddydont)
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xbox achievement: son died

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgjrm/xbox_achievement_son_died/ (Daggerdinger)
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Perspiring is an integral part of watching Cops.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgjqa/perspiring_is_an_integral_part_of_watching_cops/ (Mansierge)
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If you read this you’ll die one day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgj1j/if_you_read_this_youll_die_one_day/ (MrSkeptical-)
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Smart people are miserable because they can’t laugh. When they hear a joke, they’re too busy analyzing what the punchline is going to be. And if they’re wrong, they begin analyzing where they could have possibly went wrong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgisy/smart_people_are_miserable_because_they_cant/ (roastedtoperfection)
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Someone who’s red-green colorblind might not be able to tell the difference between a redhead and someone who dyed their hair green.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgirh/someone_whos_redgreen_colorblind_might_not_be/ (nichoski)
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Every time we drink something we’re simply warding off death for another three days.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgik4/every_time_we_drink_something_were_simply_warding/ (About_ThatYT)
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Based on what’s happening over the pond, cigarette smoking helps with your ability to speak multiple languages

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgi2t/based_on_whats_happening_over_the_pond_cigarette/ (Dashover)
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People are fascinated by restaurants that cook your food in front of you but you can watch any restaurant cook your food if you’re bold enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evghxj/people_are_fascinated_by_restaurants_that_cook/ (AppleberryJames)
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Coronavirus symptoms are the same as if you drank 12 coronas in a night

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evghhu/coronavirus_symptoms_are_the_same_as_if_you_drank/ (throawayboi)
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There’s a crumb somewhere in your house that’s been there before you moved in or maybe before you even born.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evggzn/theres_a_crumb_somewhere_in_your_house_thats_been/ (AverageWarFan)
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Everyone had a limited number of pees.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evggs9/everyone_had_a_limited_number_of_pees/ (Othabor)
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City folk are probably perceived as cold and unfriendly because they have very little physical space, so they give each other personal space by keeping to themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evggeo/city_folk_are_probably_perceived_as_cold_and/ (toastypogo)
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Even when cuddling on the outside, the smaller person is still the little spoon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgfrq/even_when_cuddling_on_the_outside_the_smaller/ (8Ariadnesthread8)
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Witchcraft could have totally just been slowly introduced.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgfk5/witchcraft_could_have_totally_just_been_slowly/ (ElTejonGuapo)
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If Vibranium is the hardest material in the known Universe then Thors hammer is vibranium. Meaning giant dwarfs aren't the only ones that can craft vibranium.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgfdz/if_vibranium_is_the_hardest_material_in_the_known/ (sprintingman)
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Most masturbation stems from boredom not because you're turned on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evge1h/most_masturbation_stems_from_boredom_not_because/ (OnceUponACockapuss)
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Matt Mercer looks like a Youth Pastor at Warped Tour

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgdrk/matt_mercer_looks_like_a_youth_pastor_at_warped/ (Bobnocrush)
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1/10 dentists must be like “Man, fuck money and Colgate”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgcy2/110_dentists_must_be_like_man_fuck_money_and/ (Bitizen1)
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People used to live vicariously through their childrens achievements, now they do it by making a social media account for their pet and writing crap as if it’s the animal talking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgcsu/people_used_to_live_vicariously_through_their/ (ExistentialYurt)
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The truest measure of a cats love for its owner is how many days it will wait before it starts to eat the owners corspe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgcjf/the_truest_measure_of_a_cats_love_for_its_owner/ (mainlyupsetbyhumans)
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The frequency of an advertisement playing on television is directly proportional to your hatred of what its trying to sell.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgccl/the_frequency_of_an_advertisement_playing_on/ (Rising_phoenix23)
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Veterinarians were the original auto-mechanics

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evgal6/veterinarians_were_the_original_automechanics/ (DMGpaydays)
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Every time you go to bed, you’re going BACK to bed. Unless it’s a new bed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evg9mz/every_time_you_go_to_bed_youre_going_back_to_bed/ (piratecheese13)
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If you ever hum a unique song you make up right on the spot out of habit, the chances are, not a single organism will ever hear that tune again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evg9m0/if_you_ever_hum_a_unique_song_you_make_up_right/ (ButtCheekDavis)
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If lasers in the Star Wars universe traveled at the speed of light, the movies would just be a bunch of random explosions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evg9c7/if_lasers_in_the_star_wars_universe_traveled_at/ (geekywookie95)
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We are trapped inside of a simulator that promotes reproducing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evg9bb/we_are_trapped_inside_of_a_simulator_that/ (EricPro21)
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We can can get rid of plastic straws but not 5 pounds of junk mail every day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evg8zc/we_can_can_get_rid_of_plastic_straws_but_not_5/ (Pierre_39)
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Yoshi is both ride and die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evg77r/yoshi_is_both_ride_and_die/ (mainlyupsetbyhumans)
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In an infinite never ending universe full of infinite mass then there's a solar system exactly like ours down to the atom where the only difference is you date your crush.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evg5yu/in_an_infinite_never_ending_universe_full_of/ (SeperiorGT)
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"Opposites attract" makes sense scientifically/survival of the fittest-wise, because the children will be more likely to have any outlying and alienating traits reduced closer to a "normal" level

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evg4yo/opposites_attract_makes_sense/ (Howyoudouken)
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You can go the rest of your life without breathing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evg4c7/you_can_go_the_rest_of_your_life_without_breathing/ (ON_Skidz)
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If it werent for reflective surfaces, substances, or objects, we would never see our own faces

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evg4c2/if_it_werent_for_reflective_surfaces_substances/ (Awesomeletter)
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lots of people want to hear from a future-teller but no one wants to hear from a past-teller.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evg3qi/lots_of_people_want_to_hear_from_a_futureteller/ ([deleted])
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Maybe the icons on your home screen quiver when you’re deleting apps because they’re scared of being deleted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evg3bh/maybe_the_icons_on_your_home_screen_quiver_when/ (XXToxicatedXX)
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Being that the Super Bowl is on Groundhog Day, the losing team will have to go through the day over and over and over.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evg2wp/being_that_the_super_bowl_is_on_groundhog_day_the/ (VaiterZen)
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Asking your partner before you do something is only a sign of mutual respect.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evg1pp/asking_your_partner_before_you_do_something_is/ (OnceUponACockapuss)
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Macaulay Culkin earning 8 million for Richie Rich kind of makes the film a documentary.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evg16m/macaulay_culkin_earning_8_million_for_richie_rich/ (downwarddawg)
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There's almost definitely been a horror movie trailer sometime these past few years, where it ends with some indie white girl quietly singing Michael Jackson's "You Are Not Alone" in minor key

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evg0l8/theres_almost_definitely_been_a_horror_movie/ (dran72)
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The internet is an exclusive club that you need to pay not only to access it, but also to buy a specialized device for. But it's perks are the backbone of our society.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evg05u/the_internet_is_an_exclusive_club_that_you_need/ (TheFinalEnd1)
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The hospital where your born is the only building you exit without physically entering somehow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evfywv/the_hospital_where_your_born_is_the_only_building/ (MrZero10)
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A1 Steak Sauce is in fact, not A1...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evfxw8/a1_steak_sauce_is_in_fact_not_a1/ (CoD-Boy777)
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If you knew what you didn't know, you'd know you didn't know anything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evfxum/if_you_knew_what_you_didnt_know_youd_know_you/ (trevor1400E)
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You never really understand how good breathing through your nose is until its clogged and your trying to sleep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evfxp2/you_never_really_understand_how_good_breathing/ (STO_3)
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The stereotypical color of evil is red, and the stereotypical color for good is blue/green, therefore if you’re good or evil it’s based on how warm the color is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evfxo9/the_stereotypical_color_of_evil_is_red_and_the/ (ELITEREDDIT07)
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Curiosity has probably killed more people than cats in history

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evfwve/curiosity_has_probably_killed_more_people_than/ (TheAcademy_)
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If it wasn't for old classic cartoons the very old and original telephones wouldn't be as recognizable as they are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evfwof/if_it_wasnt_for_old_classic_cartoons_the_very_old/ (Pasprime)
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Humans act like they have stalker issues, when televisions are the ones being watched all the time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evfwmf/humans_act_like_they_have_stalker_issues_when/ (DUIofPussy)
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Breathing is easier done than said

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evfw6v/breathing_is_easier_done_than_said/ (DaddyDinklage69)
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:9 looks like a dog

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evfw1w/9_looks_like_a_dog/ (Shy_Moon_)
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Alison Morris will be forgiven if she gets nakers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evfv55/alison_morris_will_be_forgiven_if_she_gets_nakers/ (playitagainzak_)
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Coronavirus would pair really well with Lyme disease.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evfucm/coronavirus_would_pair_really_well_with_lyme/ (sonic_tower)
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Broken vacuums suck, because they don’t suck.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evfu6u/broken_vacuums_suck_because_they_dont_suck/ (clearshoe)
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A white lawyer in court reading text messages entered as evidence gets a N-word pass.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evftoe/a_white_lawyer_in_court_reading_text_messages/ (BuzCrab)
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You made your whole body out of food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evfsca/you_made_your_whole_body_out_of_food/ ([deleted])
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No matter where you cut the number line you’ll always cut it exactly in half

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evfs8w/no_matter_where_you_cut_the_number_line_youll/ (asparagus_tipps)
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We spend a lot of time going through playlists of our favourite songs skipping songs to get to our favourite songs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evfqmv/we_spend_a_lot_of_time_going_through_playlists_of/ (purplgurl)
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Being sourced denied is better than watching a bad movie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evfq1m/being_sourced_denied_is_better_than_watching_a/ ([deleted])
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For some reason, unique ice cream flavors make it seem less unhealthy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evfpxg/for_some_reason_unique_ice_cream_flavors_make_it/ (Pierre_39)
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It's kind of weird that to everyone else, your texts are on the left side of the screen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evfpit/its_kind_of_weird_that_to_everyone_else_your/ (moncharleskey)
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A fair share of hotels’ profits come from family problems

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evfp0m/a_fair_share_of_hotels_profits_come_from_family/ (KoolDood91)
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Leopard print is the girl version of camouflage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evfoyj/leopard_print_is_the_girl_version_of_camouflage/ (TheDimasBow)
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The "durability" of a news article tells you how important it is. That's why you can "break" "hard hitting" news, but you can't really break a "fluff" piece.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evfo8i/the_durability_of_a_news_article_tells_you_how/ (Howyoudouken)
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The recorder is the official instrument of the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evfo6g/the_recorder_is_the_official_instrument_of_the/ (Mansierge)
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Trying to get insurance for property in New york in the MCU must be a nightmare

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evfnik/trying_to_get_insurance_for_property_in_new_york/ (FearThePeople23)
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If you think about it, your tongue is nothing but a tentacle that lives in your mouth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evfndq/if_you_think_about_it_your_tongue_is_nothing_but/ (atronautsloth)
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Things that go bump in the night usually end up being a toe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evfn93/things_that_go_bump_in_the_night_usually_end_up/ (MattOnePointO)
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Most Modern day amnesiacs could probably piece together who they were from social media.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evfn2r/most_modern_day_amnesiacs_could_probably_piece/ (Flaminsalamander)
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If license plates could be used as car phone numbers, you could ask the person in front of you what they are rocking out to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evfn0q/if_license_plates_could_be_used_as_car_phone/ (ScoopOKarma)
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Every year is going to be worse than the last, because more of the heroes we grew up with will pass away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evfmpm/every_year_is_going_to_be_worse_than_the_last/ (CGSly)
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Girls never have to worry about trusting a fart when peeing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evflfs/girls_never_have_to_worry_about_trusting_a_fart/ (Jdmcdona)
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Hamburgers don't have ham in them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evflb1/hamburgers_dont_have_ham_in_them/ (therealzurbo)
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No matter how tall you get, you always seem to just be short of reaching for something you want.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evfkyf/no_matter_how_tall_you_get_you_always_seem_to/ (MrPotates)
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The typing games we used to play on the computer in school must seem way to easy for kids now.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evfkm6/the_typing_games_we_used_to_play_on_the_computer/ ([deleted])
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5 year-olds will take over the world one day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evfkax/5_yearolds_will_take_over_the_world_one_day/ (HarrisonR27)
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Piccolo is to Gohan the same way Alfred was to Batman

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evfjxf/piccolo_is_to_gohan_the_same_way_alfred_was_to/ (mcknightrider)
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If people in the Star Wars universe used regular guns, the shots wouldn't be reflected.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evfivs/if_people_in_the_star_wars_universe_used_regular/ (Mw1zard)
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People go to the beach to cool off yet it's the one place where you always leave sunburnt

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evfit1/people_go_to_the_beach_to_cool_off_yet_its_the/ (Natt-Tenshi)
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If books had not been invented, we might never be on the same page

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evfi0j/if_books_had_not_been_invented_we_might_never_be/ (Asuzaa)
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Insects see us as air breathing dragons

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evfhla/insects_see_us_as_air_breathing_dragons/ (RedHawk9278)
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Giving an incredibly small tip is often seen as more insulting than no tip, yet it’s still more money than no tip

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evfggo/giving_an_incredibly_small_tip_is_often_seen_as/ (JonSolo1)
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Either Elmer Fudd is very tiny man or bugs bunny is a ridiculously large rabbit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evfgaz/either_elmer_fudd_is_very_tiny_man_or_bugs_bunny/ (Budcules)
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No matter what brand you buy, shoes never come laced properly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evfd2i/no_matter_what_brand_you_buy_shoes_never_come/ (Model3Driver)
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With Fast and Furious 9 coming out, it’s no longer a movie but a tv series you watch at the movies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evfclu/with_fast_and_furious_9_coming_out_its_no_longer/ (jangooni)
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Technically, the racing they do in the movie Cars is athletics.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evfcj1/technically_the_racing_they_do_in_the_movie_cars/ (FieryFennec)
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Wolverine can never be circumcised

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evfcf1/wolverine_can_never_be_circumcised/ (Joeburgs)
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You can lie about how many followers you have here and no one will ever know

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evfbvc/you_can_lie_about_how_many_followers_you_have/ (thacarter72)
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Corporations have more rights and leeway then you do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evf8tz/corporations_have_more_rights_and_leeway_then_you/ (Aurallius)
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Someone made up dinasour sounds without ever hearing them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evf884/someone_made_up_dinasour_sounds_without_ever/ ([deleted])
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At some point you decide that your nails are too long, but you probably never notice when that point is close.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evf7mm/at_some_point_you_decide_that_your_nails_are_too/ (pdamoney)
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People probably commonly miss the bus because their scrolling on here

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evf7dz/people_probably_commonly_miss_the_bus_because/ ([deleted])
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As far as deadly diseases go, Coronavirus is by far the most refreshing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evf7d1/as_far_as_deadly_diseases_go_coronavirus_is_by/ (datboy1986)
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Dog walks get shit moving, literally.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evf6zo/dog_walks_get_shit_moving_literally/ (DDaveMod)
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I’m surprised that out of all the sharp objects humans have stepped on, we would have evolved our feet into titanium layered shoe-like skin

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evf6sg/im_surprised_that_out_of_all_the_sharp_objects/ (CrystalDaKitten66)
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Dating profiles are kind of like “we’re hiring” signs only the odds are pretty high that you’ll be the one paying for the benefits.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evf6b8/dating_profiles_are_kind_of_like_were_hiring/ (Celestial_Inferno)
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Trying to create robots is trying to create a version of ourselves without flaws.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evf5i9/trying_to_create_robots_is_trying_to_create_a/ (SadFire1)
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Spaghetti sauce is fruit juice with extra steps.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evf562/spaghetti_sauce_is_fruit_juice_with_extra_steps/ (DildoEngineer)
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Security camera footage makes everyone look guilty for doing everything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evf4ls/security_camera_footage_makes_everyone_look/ (cody4king)
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If you drink a friend's Corona, and your friend has a cold, it's technically a Corona-virus

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evf4h7/if_you_drink_a_friends_corona_and_your_friend_has/ (AeroDaltonImperial)
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News stations always begin by saying good evening and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evf4fb/news_stations_always_begin_by_saying_good_evening/ (hackamorepanda)
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Because of the game Plague Inc, Greenland will probably be infected really quickly by people who don't know their infected trying to hide from the Corona virus.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evf2r1/because_of_the_game_plague_inc_greenland_will/ (Toothlesskinch)
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Someone thought of pooping and peeing in a white oval (toilet) and everyone just thought it was ok and went along with it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evf1zz/someone_thought_of_pooping_and_peeing_in_a_white/ (Badlands2004)
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If Scooby-Doo and The Gang left a mystery unsolved it would drive some people crazy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evf1wr/if_scoobydoo_and_the_gang_left_a_mystery_unsolved/ ([deleted])
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The human gastorintestinal tract is not actually inside the human body, as it is part of the outside world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evf1vd/the_human_gastorintestinal_tract_is_not_actually/ (seedyProfessor)
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There’s probably a pretty good evolutionary reason as to why most men can’t perform self-fellatio

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evf1bv/theres_probably_a_pretty_good_evolutionary_reason/ (TheRealPyroManiac)
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“Ghach” spells “fuck” if you take the “gh” from “tough,” and the “ach” from “stomach.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evf1b9/ghach_spells_fuck_if_you_take_the_gh_from_tough/ (DUIofPussy)
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Our hands and feet are the parts of our bodies that sweat most often but are also the parts that get cold the easiest

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evf183/our_hands_and_feet_are_the_parts_of_our_bodies/ (Larry_Hegs)
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Going to the gym consistently is actually playing a rouge-like irl

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evf0yc/going_to_the_gym_consistently_is_actually_playing/ (DutchSpartan)
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Pineapples are the epitome of an entity with a false persona: without understanding what they are, the fruit appears rough and intimidating on the outside, when on the inside, they’re soft and sweet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evf0id/pineapples_are_the_epitome_of_an_entity_with_a/ (DUIofPussy)
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about buying new whitegoods.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evf0ga/you_know_youre_an_adult_when_you_get_excited/ (FranklinFuckinMint)
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If the first homosapiens were gay we probably wouldn't be here

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eveyn6/if_the_first_homosapiens_were_gay_we_probably/ (thatkidatschool56)
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At the very same time on this planet there are people who earn a comfortable living playing video games and also people who don't yet know that electricity exists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evexa2/at_the_very_same_time_on_this_planet_there_are/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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People making jokes about how ugly they are is no longer funny at all, yet society congenially agrees to consider them as such.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evewzp/people_making_jokes_about_how_ugly_they_are_is_no/ (DUIofPussy)
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Both teachers and students use the sentence “I’m going to school,” but one’s a profession and the other is a requirement.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evewan/both_teachers_and_students_use_the_sentence_im/ (DUIofPussy)
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If the actor playing a character exists in the MCU, they must have a lot of people thinking they are that hero.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evew0j/if_the_actor_playing_a_character_exists_in_the/ (Polaris_SSE)
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A piano is a guitar with some extra steps.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evev79/a_piano_is_a_guitar_with_some_extra_steps/ (NarwhalAttack04)
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The family of string instruments must include pianos.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eveu5l/the_family_of_string_instruments_must_include/ (NarwhalAttack04)
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Working overtime at McDonald’s is working a McDouble.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evetyb/working_overtime_at_mcdonalds_is_working_a/ (Yerm-ahm)
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‪the change from baby pictures to adult isn’t a glow up- it’s a grow up‬

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eves0v/the_change_from_baby_pictures_to_adult_isnt_a/ (bjscastle)
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When someone is an asshole they seem to look uglier

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/everbv/when_someone_is_an_asshole_they_seem_to_look/ (brawlboi787)
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If Finn was essentially a garbage man, he had no business being involved in the First Order attack on Jakku.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eveqaq/if_finn_was_essentially_a_garbage_man_he_had_no/ (SIGOsgottaGUN)
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Radio stations have Rick Rolled entire cities.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evepjz/radio_stations_have_rick_rolled_entire_cities/ (DivergentCatWizard)
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A musical artist’s most popular song, over time, becomes the artist’s least favorite song to hear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evenct/a_musical_artists_most_popular_song_over_time/ (hahahaha041818)
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Conspiracy theorists used to be hairy guys in basements named Garth. Now they're women named Gwen with a blog and a child playing hide and seek with polio.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evemu4/conspiracy_theorists_used_to_be_hairy_guys_in/ (GrizzledTheGrizzly)
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Finding a way for immortality sounds great until you realize only the rich and powerful will have access to that

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evelo7/finding_a_way_for_immortality_sounds_great_until/ (TheINTL)
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If you see someone in the morning you can greet them with "good morning" but if you see someone at night you cannot greet them with "good night".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evelel/if_you_see_someone_in_the_morning_you_can_greet/ (RandomxTandem)
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Whenever you hold a Happy Meal by its handles, you’re basically holding it by its eyes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evekc0/whenever_you_hold_a_happy_meal_by_its_handles/ (buzzbuzzbud)
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There is no way of knowing how many different cows, pigs, chickens etc. that we have eaten a piece of...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evejdm/there_is_no_way_of_knowing_how_many_different/ (MohicanHawkeye)
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Jedi would have a much harder time deflecting lasers if they weren't so colorful.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eveiol/jedi_would_have_a_much_harder_time_deflecting/ ([deleted])
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If Snapchat made a domestic abuse filter it would lead to some strange social interactions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evehrs/if_snapchat_made_a_domestic_abuse_filter_it_would/ (taylaj)
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February is the only month getting longer on average over time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eveh45/february_is_the_only_month_getting_longer_on/ (Not_Selling_Eth)
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Sometimes when we think we’re hungry we are actually Thirsty, and even drinking water makes small amounts of hunger go away

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eveg9b/sometimes_when_we_think_were_hungry_we_are/ (Then-Host)
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Executives at the Corona Beer factory must be freaked out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evefqk/executives_at_the_corona_beer_factory_must_be/ (today_okay)
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Because of how gravity works, if we were on a flat earth and you rode a bike down a straight path down the middle, you would probably go as fast as a bullet travels.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eveewx/because_of_how_gravity_works_if_we_were_on_a_flat/ (Thrashy-Boi)
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Loneliness hurts because it's subjective

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eveevl/loneliness_hurts_because_its_subjective/ (TheHooligan95)
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The Coronavirus was created to boost the sales of Plague. Inc.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eveeqv/the_coronavirus_was_created_to_boost_the_sales_of/ (ynfizz)
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Tape sticks really well after peeling from the roll, but doesn't stick so well after peeling from anything else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evee9a/tape_sticks_really_well_after_peeling_from_the/ (Martyisawesome)
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Screens are the only things that aren't affected by shadows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evedqj/screens_are_the_only_things_that_arent_affected/ (DrabberFrog)
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Unironically is literally the new literally

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eved0d/unironically_is_literally_the_new_literally/ (Zajeec)
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One day car chase scenes will be filmed through video games like Forza

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evecr8/one_day_car_chase_scenes_will_be_filmed_through/ (officiakimkardashian)
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To dinosaurs we live in a post apocalyptic future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evecbw/to_dinosaurs_we_live_in_a_post_apocalyptic_future/ (doggyxninja)
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With every new year, an old sci-fi movie becomes historical fiction

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evecaq/with_every_new_year_an_old_scifi_movie_becomes/ (NathanTundra)
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If humans breathed in carbon dioxide and let out oxygen, they would excrete fruits and candy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evebkz/if_humans_breathed_in_carbon_dioxide_and_let_out/ (SinaPana)
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Putting MSG on food only makes sense if it was paid for by the mouthful.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evebjh/putting_msg_on_food_only_makes_sense_if_it_was/ (tgs0376)
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Your imagination doesn't go away as you get older you just start imagining different things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evebip/your_imagination_doesnt_go_away_as_you_get_older/ (OnceUponACockapuss)
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It is interesting that humans grow to a certain height and then stop growing, instead of continuing to grow and grow and grow until they eventually just collapsed on themselves and died.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evear0/it_is_interesting_that_humans_grow_to_a_certain/ (deadpoolwhoisdead)
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Small wounds hurt like hell at first, then hurt less as time goes on, and larger (sometimes devastating) ones are the opposite.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eveaqn/small_wounds_hurt_like_hell_at_first_then_hurt/ (The_Awkward_Pulp)
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You could have been patient zero for a super infectious virus and never have known it because the symptoms were really innocuous

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evea2h/you_could_have_been_patient_zero_for_a_super/ (Woodrow_Finch)
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you never realize how strong your neck is until up bang your head while coming out from underneath a table

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eve9y7/you_never_realize_how_strong_your_neck_is_until/ (rgbking)
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Gays used to act straight now straights act gay

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eve9qo/gays_used_to_act_straight_now_straights_act_gay/ (throawayboi)
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Maybe Picasso wore broken glasses and never bothered to fix it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eve89i/maybe_picasso_wore_broken_glasses_and_never/ (reticente)
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If you have more than 365 friends on social networks it’s likely that you have to wish someone happy birthday every day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eve7t7/if_you_have_more_than_365_friends_on_social/ (yavl)
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You're more likely to get road rage because someone is obeying the traffic rules/laws, while you are disobeying them .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eve7bo/youre_more_likely_to_get_road_rage_because/ (felderto)
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If you freeze peppers and then eat them they will be hot and cold at the same time

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eve7bn/if_you_freeze_peppers_and_then_eat_them_they_will/ (Normal_Potato1234)
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J-walking is less accepted when it is done on a crosswalk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eve43v/jwalking_is_less_accepted_when_it_is_done_on_a/ (savage13cabbage)
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If dust is old dead skin cells of us, we use stuff (partially) with our skin, leading to it not coming in contact with anymore of our skin. We touch stuff so, our dead us won't touch it, said basically.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eve3yw/if_dust_is_old_dead_skin_cells_of_us_we_use_stuff/ (MrMohexon)
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The cities in the super bowl this year will be represented by some great rappers and the songs are going to be awesome

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eve3mq/the_cities_in_the_super_bowl_this_year_will_be/ (Yawniebrabo)
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The food you hold in your hand doesn't feel the same weight once you've ingested it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eve360/the_food_you_hold_in_your_hand_doesnt_feel_the/ (piranhaparty)
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If you work for a paycheck you are trading your life for money.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evdzt3/if_you_work_for_a_paycheck_you_are_trading_your/ (jleflar23)
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There's random people in the world who farted at the exact same moment as you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evdz6g/theres_random_people_in_the_world_who_farted_at/ (trackedpackage)
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90% of negative impact on the planet Earth is due to Humanity, from animals extinction to more frequent matural disasters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evdvto/90_of_negative_impact_on_the_planet_earth_is_due/ (Donghoon)
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A trumpet is a device that turns the fart noises you make with your mouth into music.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evdvq1/a_trumpet_is_a_device_that_turns_the_fart_noises/ (someguy7734206)
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Even when in a small house or building, there is a non zero percent chance you could be hit by a car

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evdv6n/even_when_in_a_small_house_or_building_there_is_a/ (SlabOfDriedMeat)
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There could have been a typo in the first printed dictionary and almost nobody would have realized it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evdu65/there_could_have_been_a_typo_in_the_first_printed/ (croc_o_dile7)
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I wonder do spiders have web making races

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evdu0h/i_wonder_do_spiders_have_web_making_races/ (Duckspy8)
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eyesight can reach light-years away and there's no limit really, it's just that photons from too far away are too scattered and dim to see clearly, or haven't reached your eyes yet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evds99/eyesight_can_reach_lightyears_away_and_theres_no/ (Snuggly-Muffin)
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Saying someone has a dry sense of humour implies the existence of wet sense of humour

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evdrz6/saying_someone_has_a_dry_sense_of_humour_implies/ (WeAreTheKing)
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Vibrate has the most memorable sound

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evdrq6/vibrate_has_the_most_memorable_sound/ (silverlightl)
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Electronics make it possible for darkness to emit soft light.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evdrbx/electronics_make_it_possible_for_darkness_to_emit/ (ImGonnaGoHome)
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Asian prostitutes must have lower sales with the Corona virus outbreak

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evdrao/asian_prostitutes_must_have_lower_sales_with_the/ (Mannyray)
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The weekend occurs somewhere on the majority of the days of the week.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evdr3r/the_weekend_occurs_somewhere_on_the_majority_of/ (fr15287)
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If people were on the moon during a solar eclipse, they could see the shadow being cast on Earth, by using a telescope.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evdqhq/if_people_were_on_the_moon_during_a_solar_eclipse/ (shitpoo15)
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Our parents/guardians save our lives by feeding us, but we overlook it because we have it all the time

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evdq9o/our_parentsguardians_save_our_lives_by_feeding_us/ ([deleted])
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If you eat a tick you could possibly be eating some other animals blood

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evdq2e/if_you_eat_a_tick_you_could_possibly_be_eating/ ([deleted])
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Nobody would drink milk with pizza if it hadn’t been for school lunches.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evdp8t/nobody_would_drink_milk_with_pizza_if_it_hadnt/ (Better526)
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Everything is losing value - because too much stuff is being manufactured

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evdp15/everything_is_losing_value_because_too_much_stuff/ (Seedpound)
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All continents are still connected but the water makes it look like they’re not

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evdnkb/all_continents_are_still_connected_but_the_water/ (Senile_Sapien)
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Tree nuts are a part of the trees’ nuts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evdnao/tree_nuts_are_a_part_of_the_trees_nuts/ (KashootMe201617)
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Schoolgirls are being dressed up as Scottisch men

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evdmw4/schoolgirls_are_being_dressed_up_as_scottisch_men/ (Setflus-YYZT)
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If the coronavirus enters North Korea it could wipe out Kim's regime

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evdm5e/if_the_coronavirus_enters_north_korea_it_could/ (tracytrainchoochoo)
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If someone uses facetune in all of their photos, their family won't have any realistic pictures to post on the news if they go missing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evdm19/if_someone_uses_facetune_in_all_of_their_photos/ (katy_0)
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The same generation that taught us to trust the system misused that trust.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evdl83/the_same_generation_that_taught_us_to_trust_the/ (Melior96423)
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All your weak spots like your belly, armpits and neck are also all your ticklish spots, but for some reason make you laugh instead attack.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evdkpl/all_your_weak_spots_like_your_belly_armpits_and/ (Master_of_opinions)
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Phones and tablets are the new pacifiers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evdk7h/phones_and_tablets_are_the_new_pacifiers/ (Wanni25)
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Technically, we are all constantly internally bleeding

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evdjmk/technically_we_are_all_constantly_internally/ (C-O-S-M-O)
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There are people that both were born and will die at the exact day as you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evdiy1/there_are_people_that_both_were_born_and_will_die/ (KicajacyKicek)
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An interesting Croc fact.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evdio6/an_interesting_croc_fact/ (MARINE-90-94)
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If your relatives to a famous person, a complete stranger who haven't even seen the famous person might know their death before you do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evdika/if_your_relatives_to_a_famous_person_a_complete/ (BubblySky590465)
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The most blursed thing is the world itself because it contains both all the most blessed things and all the cursed things at the same time

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evdi51/the_most_blursed_thing_is_the_world_itself/ (EuphoricLavender)
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Naruto characters must've thrown up so many gang signs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evdhva/naruto_characters_mustve_thrown_up_so_many_gang/ (BubblySky590465)
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The game Plague Inc involves you creating a disease that kills everyone including your family, friends and even yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evdhu5/the_game_plague_inc_involves_you_creating_a/ (Wernt0)
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The only way Bruno Mars could've known that "she had her eyes wide open" was by having his eyes open himself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evdhmx/the_only_way_bruno_mars_couldve_known_that_she/ ([deleted])
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Cheddar is the Led Zeppelin of cheeses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evdheh/cheddar_is_the_led_zeppelin_of_cheeses/ (ReginasBlondeWig)
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Despite Thriller being a classic song, most people don't even know 50% of its lyrics.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evdha9/despite_thriller_being_a_classic_song_most_people/ (DragonWooly)
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When you're pretending to be someone, you're also pretending to be someone who isn't pretending.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evdgyr/when_youre_pretending_to_be_someone_youre_also/ (trackedpackage)
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Some P/VP of marketing must have been really excited when he first heard Corona had went viral

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evdgwu/some_pvp_of_marketing_must_have_been_really/ (Mildly_Irritated_Max)
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Poopy fingers packin bowls

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evdgh1/poopy_fingers_packin_bowls/ (jacuzzienthusiast)
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Skydiving without a parachute is a once-in-a-lifetime experience.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evdge5/skydiving_without_a_parachute_is_a/ ([deleted])
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There is no "right way up" in space... yet in Star Wars, all the ships are oriented the same way

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evdg2i/there_is_no_right_way_up_in_space_yet_in_star/ (retroawesome)
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In LEGO City, the corn is the same color as skin

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evdf9t/in_lego_city_the_corn_is_the_same_color_as_skin/ (Withergaming101)
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Table tennis balls are probably the only sport equipment which are used more for other purposes than the sport itself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evdf81/table_tennis_balls_are_probably_the_only_sport/ (Manslentt)
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Some people are obsessed with trying to get others to shut up and it makes them look like fanatical nutcases

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evdf0i/some_people_are_obsessed_with_trying_to_get/ (MeltingYourSleaze)
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There had to be at least one hard-working dude in Whoville quietly plotting vengeance against the Grinch for swiping his kids' presents

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evddiq/there_had_to_be_at_least_one_hardworking_dude_in/ (ParameciaAntic)
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All water has been recycled in one way or another.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evdca3/all_water_has_been_recycled_in_one_way_or_another/ (pokey_bum_wannk)
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All the toilet seats in Hell will probably be cold.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evdbww/all_the_toilet_seats_in_hell_will_probably_be_cold/ (M1CKYMC)
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Quantum computing won't break encryption. It'll make it better :)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evdbng/quantum_computing_wont_break_encryption_itll_make/ (dirtyqtip)
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If restaurants that serve hard shell tacos included a complimentary soft shell on a plate then it could be used to catch the stuff that falls out of the hard taco and create a second taco.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evdbga/if_restaurants_that_serve_hard_shell_tacos/ (i-got-a-jar-of-rum)
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We are all about nine months older than our actual dates of birth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evdaxg/we_are_all_about_nine_months_older_than_our/ ([deleted])
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People who are posting photos of their babies are actually boasting about having sex 9 months ago.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evdawl/people_who_are_posting_photos_of_their_babies_are/ (Monsieur-Retard)
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People don’t mind looking at their own shit when they wipe their ass but its so much more gross when you see it in public

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evdau4/people_dont_mind_looking_at_their_own_shit_when/ (dankdreamsss)
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If everyone starts using cats as currency no on can stop them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evd90w/if_everyone_starts_using_cats_as_currency_no_on/ (Minecraftuser42069)
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Donut holes are excess batter that create actual holes in donuts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evd89p/donut_holes_are_excess_batter_that_create_actual/ (Mitch-El54)
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Eating nothing will leave you with more calories than eating celary

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evd7sw/eating_nothing_will_leave_you_with_more_calories/ (moonekitte)
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It’s kinda strange that with a mirror you can tell it’s silver but you can’t directly see that it is, you just know

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evd5hz/its_kinda_strange_that_with_a_mirror_you_can_tell/ (JudgmentalTurkey)
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In a school Teachers are expected to behave more than the students

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evd4qm/in_a_school_teachers_are_expected_to_behave_more/ (Peppered012)
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There's probably some advanced civilization that is wondering how we can possibly live without [insert something that hasn't been discovered yet on Earth]. We're in their Stone Age.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evd4ba/theres_probably_some_advanced_civilization_that/ (Morihando)
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The decline of matchbook advertising has eliminated a valuable clue of murder victims for homicide detectives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evd465/the_decline_of_matchbook_advertising_has/ (Dejue)
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Someone patting you is either being condescending or affectionate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evd40i/someone_patting_you_is_either_being_condescending/ ([deleted])
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Cell phones are probably a major carrier of cold and flu germs. People touch them all day long, before and after washing their hands.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evd27a/cell_phones_are_probably_a_major_carrier_of_cold/ (wazurobi)
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In this day and age of the internet we have gotten to a point where are kinda juts growing up together

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evd1l8/in_this_day_and_age_of_the_internet_we_have/ (lankster_withnumbers)
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The slightest touch causes more orgasm compared to a full-on touch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evcyie/the_slightest_touch_causes_more_orgasm_compared/ (SadFire1)
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Toaster ovens and induction stove tops are only able to cook your food because they are inefficient.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evcx5o/toaster_ovens_and_induction_stove_tops_are_only/ (SpacialNinja)
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Yoga can be an effective form of self-defense if your body odor is bad enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evcwu1/yoga_can_be_an_effective_form_of_selfdefense_if/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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Handguns are bigger and bullets are smaller than most people imagine them being.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evcw9b/handguns_are_bigger_and_bullets_are_smaller_than/ (Hurreh)
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If FilthyFrankTV we’re still around today, he probably would’ve made a cake using Belle Delphines range of bodily fluids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evcw1m/if_filthyfranktv_were_still_around_today_he/ (Theraven95-TAG)
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Normally when someone says "You can't Judge", you already have.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evcuy0/normally_when_someone_says_you_cant_judge_you/ (Dlofc)
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The most unrealistic thing of sao is there were no day 1 bugs or lag for a massive game in every country

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evcuqu/the_most_unrealistic_thing_of_sao_is_there_were/ (ObscureRaptors)
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"Lol" is more a word than an acronym at this point

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evcue5/lol_is_more_a_word_than_an_acronym_at_this_point/ (OniMaddy2)
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"The Antiques Roadshow" could be renamed "Surprising People Who Don't Do Internet".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evcu8r/the_antiques_roadshow_could_be_renamed_surprising/ (ILoveScienceStuff)
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Original legislation is only kept because as soon as it is lost or destroyed people will start questioning what it really said.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evcu15/original_legislation_is_only_kept_because_as_soon/ (ilkikuinthadik)
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You never hear new nursery rhymes because most people sing what they were sung.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evctug/you_never_hear_new_nursery_rhymes_because_most/ ([deleted])
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Animals like dogs, cats, and horses all have four legs, and yet they still have shoulders.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evcskq/animals_like_dogs_cats_and_horses_all_have_four/ (Breathtacking)
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If you have to ask yourself "is it supposed to smell like that", 9/10 times it's not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evcsd5/if_you_have_to_ask_yourself_is_it_supposed_to/ (MasterAdapter)
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Us younger folks are going to make terrible grandparents because none of us know how to cook

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evcrt4/us_younger_folks_are_going_to_make_terrible/ (fiveSE7EN)
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Addiction to extreme power and excess money is an illness that affects many people directly, and also ruins the lives of millions of people indirectly, through the actions of those addicts. Sadly, our society values that addiction, does not condemn it, and provides no therapy or rehab for it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evcrou/addiction_to_extreme_power_and_excess_money_is_an/ (Noted888)
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We underestimate the ability young children have to see almost any movie ever made for the first time instead of fumbling around for two hours wondering what to watch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evcqxj/we_underestimate_the_ability_young_children_have/ (The_Nightman_82)
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There could be people out there who are immune to cancer and could hold the key to a cure but they will never be connected with cancer researchers because they are healthy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evcqmu/there_could_be_people_out_there_who_are_immune_to/ (AverageCanadianMale)
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If your car has over 230,000 miles, its travel the distance from the Earth to the Moon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evcpum/if_your_car_has_over_230000_miles_its_travel_the/ (mandomassive)
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Golf Courses are some of the Earth’s least natural beauties

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evcpju/golf_courses_are_some_of_the_earths_least_natural/ (PickleR-ck)
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Peace of mind and Piece of mind are 2 very different approaches when dealing with people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evcp9e/peace_of_mind_and_piece_of_mind_are_2_very/ (pupperonidude)
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It’s kind of ironic that the reason you get on the road is to get off of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evco7r/its_kind_of_ironic_that_the_reason_you_get_on_the/ (OreoOverdose23)
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Happy drawings of the sun wearing sunglasses make no sense, since there is no other sun for him to shield his eyes from.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evco4q/happy_drawings_of_the_sun_wearing_sunglasses_make/ (Relaxing_Cat)
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You can be sure people at the start of 1920 were just as hopeful for the new decade, only to be equally as disappointed, as we are now.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evcn2s/you_can_be_sure_people_at_the_start_of_1920_were/ (southwoodhunter)
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If you got a c section then you weren’t really born, you were just removed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evcmvo/if_you_got_a_c_section_then_you_werent_really/ (DoggoSenior3028)
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Most advice people give in life is crap and doesn't work

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evcluo/most_advice_people_give_in_life_is_crap_and/ (MeltingYourSleaze)
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No matter how long certain periods of your life feel, in the future it will all be able to be summed up by a few sentences.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evcjcv/no_matter_how_long_certain_periods_of_your_life/ (david_stewart)
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Joggers are reverse bell bottoms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evcj7l/joggers_are_reverse_bell_bottoms/ ([deleted])
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Until death, you will have more “firsts” than you will have “lasts”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evcivu/until_death_you_will_have_more_firsts_than_you/ (MediaGoat)
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If you start hating your work phone tune as much as you hate your alarm, it's time to quit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evcgxz/if_you_start_hating_your_work_phone_tune_as_much/ (oxy-kun)
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Water is the most delicious drink.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evcga4/water_is_the_most_delicious_drink/ (attemptnumber58)
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corporations blatant disregard for the earth is always pushed off on the consumers to help mend their destruction. They destroy, then have us pay to repair.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evcfvw/corporations_blatant_disregard_for_the_earth_is/ (Deschoozle)
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With the amount of people with HIV it could be used as evidence to show the biggest and most complicated love triangle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evcenz/with_the_amount_of_people_with_hiv_it_could_be/ ([deleted])
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Most of us would make terrible bus drivers, spacing out and forgetting to pick people at the bus stops.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evcdhg/most_of_us_would_make_terrible_bus_drivers/ (eddyedu721)
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Wormholes is an apt description of bypassing firewalls via vpn to access new regions of blockaded information

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evcdh2/wormholes_is_an_apt_description_of_bypassing/ (ValidatingUsername)
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Drug tests are the only tests you pass by not doing the thing you're being tested on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evcd8k/drug_tests_are_the_only_tests_you_pass_by_not/ (shelflol)
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We have had a really shit start to the year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evcd49/we_have_had_a_really_shit_start_to_the_year/ (Kvahuest)
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If everyone on Earth got 15 minutes of fame, it would take over 221461 years (without overlap).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evcalv/if_everyone_on_earth_got_15_minutes_of_fame_it/ (RichieKYT)
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Fruit bowls are probably really damn dirty

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evcaga/fruit_bowls_are_probably_really_damn_dirty/ (ManyLlamas)
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There's is a very small chance that there is a planet 65 billion light-years away with beings possessing telescopes strong enough to witness the death of the dinosaurs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evc9to/theres_is_a_very_small_chance_that_there_is_a/ ([deleted])
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When we take a sick day but spend the day stressing about work and envisioning the office, we spend the day at work anyway without getting credit for it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evc8bg/when_we_take_a_sick_day_but_spend_the_day/ (spinachandartichoke)
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If James Bond is the 'most famous spy', doesn't that make him the worst spy?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evc87v/if_james_bond_is_the_most_famous_spy_doesnt_that/ (MrMahina)
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On average, humans have less than 2 legs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evc5dr/on_average_humans_have_less_than_2_legs/ ([deleted])
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You don’t really wash your hand, they just wash each other while you watch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evc56s/you_dont_really_wash_your_hand_they_just_wash/ (classygingerboi)
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The Mario Party Epiphany

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evc3z7/the_mario_party_epiphany/ (4dam1sg0d)
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We all learn ROY G. BIV as kids, but we never actually use the color Indigo for anything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evc3o1/we_all_learn_roy_g_biv_as_kids_but_we_never/ (nopenotthistimepal)
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I don't really give much thought to the flat earth theory but a coin looks like a sphere until it stops spinning

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evc3gx/i_dont_really_give_much_thought_to_the_flat_earth/ (The_Duff)
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People date either to break up or to get married

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evc3d7/people_date_either_to_break_up_or_to_get_married/ (VColyness)
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The internet has dramatically reduced newspaper swatting of misbehaving dogs & cats

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evc1ff/the_internet_has_dramatically_reduced_newspaper/ (EhhWhatsUpDoc)
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Earth doesn’t have an established capital

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evc12k/earth_doesnt_have_an_established_capital/ (wahakas)
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There will likely be a person who was born during the first second of the year 2000 and dies within the last second of the year 2099. Thus, living for basically 100 years, but only seeing a single century.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbzbu/there_will_likely_be_a_person_who_was_born_during/ (SOR5)
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Some guy thousands of years ago just started using a word and now it is spoken in a whole language

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbz2v/some_guy_thousands_of_years_ago_just_started/ (Sky-kun12)
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Blinking is easier done than said

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbz1n/blinking_is_easier_done_than_said/ (Mhytron)
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No matter what devices we have in the future we won't be able to see some things since we move away from other planets faster than the light can come to us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbyns/no_matter_what_devices_we_have_in_the_future_we/ (e1omski)
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There will likely be a person who was born during the first second of the year 2000 who also does during the last second of 2099, living basically 100 years, but only seeing a single century.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbyb3/there_will_likely_be_a_person_who_was_born_during/ ([deleted])
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Most chess pieces would have an impossible time following instructions while learning a new dance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbyaf/most_chess_pieces_would_have_an_impossible_time/ (ashervisalis)
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99% of the galaxy may be destroyed and we wouldn't notice it during our entire lifetime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbxk9/99_of_the_galaxy_may_be_destroyed_and_we_wouldnt/ (vjeva)
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If the Coronavirus is being controlled by a plague inc player, they might not be bad because the virus auto upgrades symptoms

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbx69/if_the_coronavirus_is_being_controlled_by_a/ (Dogelover5381)
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Amazon expects to spend 30-50$ on a robot that can play music, even though if we want to listen to Cardi B we can walk over to our trashcan for free.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbwqa/amazon_expects_to_spend_3050_on_a_robot_that_can/ (QuegoOnTheBeat)
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PAWG is a nice way of saying that young woman is likely going to be obese within a decade or so

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbv4i/pawg_is_a_nice_way_of_saying_that_young_woman_is/ (Anjelikka)
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Time is only a measurement of light.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbuwl/time_is_only_a_measurement_of_light/ (IHATE_ENTITLEDPEOPLE)
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Because we walk the same pathways out of routine, there are probably spots on the floor/ground that were never stepped on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbuma/because_we_walk_the_same_pathways_out_of_routine/ (rlaff5)
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Somewhere a lab mouse is being injected with coronavirus to save the human race.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbuhi/somewhere_a_lab_mouse_is_being_injected_with/ (punkstyle)
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You only realize how bumpy a road is when you have a drink in your hand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbuej/you_only_realize_how_bumpy_a_road_is_when_you/ (TheS0d0mizer)
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Sleep is an excellent source of rest

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbudq/sleep_is_an_excellent_source_of_rest/ (YouNamedMeeDog)
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Some day we'll turn into petrol and we'll possibly fuel a vehicle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbqxg/some_day_well_turn_into_petrol_and_well_possibly/ (sir_nico)
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Nobody knows when the word Dude came into existence, or who started using it first.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbqd7/nobody_knows_when_the_word_dude_came_into/ (MantraMan97)
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Purses are marketed towards women because they know women’s pants don’t have spacious pockets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbq2z/purses_are_marketed_towards_women_because_they/ ([deleted])
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When cameras that can see through objects become more widely available, stores will start selling scan-proof clothing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbq2s/when_cameras_that_can_see_through_objects_become/ (OhMyTummyHurts)
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Entitlement to sex is sometimes seen as a bad thing whereas entitlement to know everything about someone is usually always seen as a good thing when it can actually be quite intrusive and negative

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbpy5/entitlement_to_sex_is_sometimes_seen_as_a_bad/ (MeltingYourSleaze)
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Your eyes have no border around what you can see, yet there's a limit to how far your eyesight reaches

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbpuv/your_eyes_have_no_border_around_what_you_can_see/ (aceofdiamonds4500)
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The Earth is not on fire, the fire is on the Earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbpfi/the_earth_is_not_on_fire_the_fire_is_on_the_earth/ (VGK9Logan)
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BDSM-"movies" is practically action pornography with a happy ending

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbpbu/bdsmmovies_is_practically_action_pornography_with/ (Gavinander13)
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Cold weather is much more tolerable when it is snowing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbp2g/cold_weather_is_much_more_tolerable_when_it_is/ (AWild_Platypus)
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You can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbojr/you_can_pick_your_friends_but_you_cant_pick_your/ (TonberryHS)
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Picking scabs is not wise. Reliving the past is not wise .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbo7w/picking_scabs_is_not_wise_reliving_the_past_is/ (Seedpound)
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“An interesting title” is a very uninteresting title for a post

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbo3u/an_interesting_title_is_a_very_uninteresting/ (Pax_flash)
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If you have sex with one twin, you will know how the other twin looks like when they're naked

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbnh7/if_you_have_sex_with_one_twin_you_will_know_how/ (pokeboy626)
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Price and worth are similar terms, but priceless and worthless are the opposites

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbnh3/price_and_worth_are_similar_terms_but_priceless/ (Zombieff)
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Most students argue we don’t need to use most mathematics in the real world when we grow up, but it’s really good to know when helping your child with homework.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbn0q/most_students_argue_we_dont_need_to_use_most/ (Kentuckianquitter)
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Headphone jacks are becoming like physical keyboards on phones, increasingly getting more rare and dissapearing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbm7m/headphone_jacks_are_becoming_like_physical/ (Holder_Of_Demons)
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"Park Closed Dusk to Dawn" signs wouldn't be very helpful in Northern Alaska in summer or winter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbm6z/park_closed_dusk_to_dawn_signs_wouldnt_be_very/ (StrangeMorris)
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When you eat meat after working out you’re literally just making the animal’s muscle your own muscle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbm2u/when_you_eat_meat_after_working_out_youre/ (themightyTOR12)
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dreaming is a healthier form of tripping

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evblxv/dreaming_is_a_healthier_form_of_tripping/ (mike_loves_memes)
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"Furby" could have been short for "fur baby"...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evblxd/furby_could_have_been_short_for_fur_baby/ (bird_wedding)
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People are split in halfs of people, who either accept the internet and try to make their best out of it or people who deny everything and life in the past. We are ruled by the second half.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evblsw/people_are_split_in_halfs_of_people_who_either/ (kapertu)
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We use Neanderthal as an insult to come to terms with our evolutionary collective guilt for killing them all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evblct/we_use_neanderthal_as_an_insult_to_come_to_terms/ (sugardick)
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if you pour coffee to the ocean, not only the earth will become the biggest possible cup of coffee, but it will be also the weakest cup of coffee in history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbkpv/if_you_pour_coffee_to_the_ocean_not_only_the/ ([deleted])
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Someone maybe made dynamite before Alfred Nobel but died of it before they could show it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbkfo/someone_maybe_made_dynamite_before_alfred_nobel/ (e1omski)
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The word “typo” is literally a typo.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbjtb/the_word_typo_is_literally_a_typo/ (Diamond_Goose)
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If you're a kid in hospital the most alarming thing you can see is an actor dressed as their character from a superhero movie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbjkf/if_youre_a_kid_in_hospital_the_most_alarming/ (step6666)
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Spider-Man was the first famous person to monetize selfies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbj60/spiderman_was_the_first_famous_person_to_monetize/ (nteeka)
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Technically everybody has a slow death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbgvz/technically_everybody_has_a_slow_death/ (3thL0)
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Antique is code for tax free.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbgpy/antique_is_code_for_tax_free/ (VerbotenPublish)
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Capital letter A looks like the top of a pencil

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbg9h/capital_letter_a_looks_like_the_top_of_a_pencil/ (RedditJdc)
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"Take no prisoners" sounds nice, but it's not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbg78/take_no_prisoners_sounds_nice_but_its_not/ (AFKOIC)
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You will never be in the same place twice because the earth is moving through the universe. Even sitting and doing nothing you are moving millions of miles an hour.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbg3x/you_will_never_be_in_the_same_place_twice_because/ (Mcreeper51)
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Timing has a knock on effect to everything you do and everything that happens to you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbfrt/timing_has_a_knock_on_effect_to_everything_you_do/ (Jabee2425)
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You can only gain as much weight as you take in through your mouth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbfkr/you_can_only_gain_as_much_weight_as_you_take_in/ (larboy332)
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You can feel the inside of your teeth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbfih/you_can_feel_the_inside_of_your_teeth/ (memelord420_memes)
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If you work on a dairy farm all your coworkers are coworkers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbfhi/if_you_work_on_a_dairy_farm_all_your_coworkers/ (GotMyOrangeCrush)
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If rays of light was able to bend like waves of sound does, we wouldn't need mirror anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbew2/if_rays_of_light_was_able_to_bend_like_waves_of/ (256Moin256)
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If you drink poison, you won't need food or drink for the rest of your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbe3v/if_you_drink_poison_you_wont_need_food_or_drink/ (dad_with_a_belt)
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Your old school worksheets you did are probably still out there somewhere, whether they are burnt to ashes, rotting in a landfill, or even recycled into something else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbd0q/your_old_school_worksheets_you_did_are_probably/ (Cowsgomoo414)
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In no way can a color be described to a man born blind

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbcip/in_no_way_can_a_color_be_described_to_a_man_born/ (costi_32)
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Plague Inc has a lot of new content for their in-game news headlines.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbcfl/plague_inc_has_a_lot_of_new_content_for_their/ (lukahhhh)
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There is no proof that the world was black and white before coloured photographs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbcdh/there_is_no_proof_that_the_world_was_black_and/ (bunny100clubrt)
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Supervillains have the ultimate work ethic and mental fortitude to keep losing to superheroes over and over again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbc3e/supervillains_have_the_ultimate_work_ethic_and/ (limache)
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If calculators worked like Google Translate (Close to right, but not consistent) we’d all be failing math class.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbavo/if_calculators_worked_like_google_translate_close/ (-Laefuu-)
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A lot of crazy survivalists probably stock up their cool custom basement-bunkers at the moment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evbavb/a_lot_of_crazy_survivalists_probably_stock_up/ (digitalwisp)
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Losing a small battery on the floor is not a catastrophe, unless you have a toddler in the house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evb8qb/losing_a_small_battery_on_the_floor_is_not_a/ (Lum1nar)
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The 8th rule of Fight Club shows that the creator of the rules never meant for the first two rules to be followed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evb8q9/the_8th_rule_of_fight_club_shows_that_the_creator/ (SandmanSupMan)
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There likely is someone out there who has had an internet fight with their boss without even knowing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evb8pr/there_likely_is_someone_out_there_who_has_had_an/ (jumpinpuddleok)
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Humans are the most advanced species on Earth, yet we can't utilise its biggest mass, the water (71%), as an effective living space.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evb8an/humans_are_the_most_advanced_species_on_earth_yet/ (ZakOrpheus)
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We are always referring to emptied pyramids as being robbed, yet whenever a team goes out and removes all the artifacts from that tomb and brings it to a museum, we see it as a successful expedition.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evb86i/we_are_always_referring_to_emptied_pyramids_as/ (Pinknoodles2000)
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You never see anything in real time, you are always viewing a 'live' stream of the past

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evb86e/you_never_see_anything_in_real_time_you_are/ (alwayshazthelinks)
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The overuse of “literally” has figuratively made “literally” the new “figuratively”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evb85u/the_overuse_of_literally_has_figuratively_made/ (JoeBaggoDonuts)
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We never seem to "have time" to visit family and friends, but always "make time" to attend their funerals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evb80r/we_never_seem_to_have_time_to_visit_family_and/ (eveningsand)
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That white stuff on oranges is one of the most disliked edible things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evb6ch/that_white_stuff_on_oranges_is_one_of_the_most/ (User348844)
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Psychopaths rely on empathic people to mimic and manipulate, and empathic people are too empathetic to get rid of the psychopaths

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evb661/psychopaths_rely_on_empathic_people_to_mimic_and/ (Erikjb12)
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City life is technically more eco friendly than village life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evb65c/city_life_is_technically_more_eco_friendly_than/ (Scooty789)
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The letter “r” is a very aggressive letter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evb64x/the_letter_r_is_a_very_aggressive_letter/ (k9idude)
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More people have probably stepped in dog poo than actually own a dog.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evb5zv/more_people_have_probably_stepped_in_dog_poo_than/ (CheckoTP)
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The only time the Earth has truly been one is when it was literally one continent in Pangaea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evb5tn/the_only_time_the_earth_has_truly_been_one_is/ (ZakOrpheus)
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Books may be losing popularity because they don't come with a Dark Mode

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evb4s9/books_may_be_losing_popularity_because_they_dont/ (Ad_Ketchum)
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When you can’t describe the taste of something because you haven’t eaten it yet, you tend to describe it using other senses (food looks good, sounds good, smells good, etc.)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evb4qi/when_you_cant_describe_the_taste_of_something/ (That_Individuals_1)
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If you warm up ice tea you're just making tea

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evb3x3/if_you_warm_up_ice_tea_youre_just_making_tea/ (crazyking773)
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The older you get the more habits of older people which irked you before start being reasonable and pleasant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evb3gj/the_older_you_get_the_more_habits_of_older_people/ (vik__)
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Ten years later, we’re gonna see a lot more ‘Happy Anniversary’ insta stories than we see today.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evb2pt/ten_years_later_were_gonna_see_a_lot_more_happy/ (divyansh201)
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Placing your pencil on the desk just loud enough for everyone in the classroom to know you finished the exam 1st was how you faked intelligence before the Internet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evb2hk/placing_your_pencil_on_the_desk_just_loud_enough/ (Roivas14)
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Because numbers are endless there’s at least one number no person on earth has ever thought about before

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evb28x/because_numbers_are_endless_theres_at_least_one/ (xplexis)
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I need a dollar

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evb1z0/i_need_a_dollar/ (happytheblackcat)
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Bubble gum is both a flavor itself, and the combination of 3 separate flavors. Usually banana, cherry, and strawberry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evb1bu/bubble_gum_is_both_a_flavor_itself_and_the/ (The-Legend-Of-Chaw)
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Do FBI agents have FBI agents who monitor their activities?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evay7p/do_fbi_agents_have_fbi_agents_who_monitor_their/ ([deleted])
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Humans are the non-GMO variety of witchers in the supermarket

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evaxyj/humans_are_the_nongmo_variety_of_witchers_in_the/ (eightofstorms)
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Lightning strikes charge our earth as the rain helps it grow. They sparked life altogether in a time long ago. Robotics need a current like a person needs a drink, transcending is our nature one can only think.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evaxup/lightning_strikes_charge_our_earth_as_the_rain/ (Chuck-Dieazel)
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You go to math class in school so that you can unlock different buttons on your calculator

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evaxss/you_go_to_math_class_in_school_so_that_you_can/ (jawa24)
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“The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results.” No, that's practising.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evaxmt/the_definition_of_insanity_is_doing_the_same/ ([deleted])
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Some mall Santas probably just wanted the job for free lap dances

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evawdi/some_mall_santas_probably_just_wanted_the_job_for/ (HotWings05)
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The families of the people we will never forget must be worn out from everyone's opinions and condolences.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evavof/the_families_of_the_people_we_will_never_forget/ (OnceUponACockapuss)
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For the sons of The Beatles dad rock is an amazing genre

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evavlh/for_the_sons_of_the_beatles_dad_rock_is_an/ (Frantek1)
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March 4th is the only day of the year that is also a sentence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evavi0/march_4th_is_the_only_day_of_the_year_that_is/ ([deleted])
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Cartoons really painted termites as a much bigger issue than they actually are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evavhr/cartoons_really_painted_termites_as_a_much_bigger/ (Daltron848)
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For the sons of The Beatles, dad rock is an amazong genre.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evav3h/for_the_sons_of_the_beatles_dad_rock_is_an/ ([deleted])
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A stranger is a dickhead that you haven’t met yet. A friend is a dickhead that you can’t get rid of.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evaur1/a_stranger_is_a_dickhead_that_you_havent_met_yet/ (maxroscopy)
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Mindfulness is a ancient practice that is being co-opted by corporations to help individuals working for corporations deal with the stress of working for corporations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evatov/mindfulness_is_a_ancient_practice_that_is_being/ (everythingisfreenow)
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Winter is the only season that occurs twice in the year. Dec. Jan. and Feb.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evat68/winter_is_the_only_season_that_occurs_twice_in/ (nobody12970)
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Both fish and humans are amphibious for about two minutes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evasqp/both_fish_and_humans_are_amphibious_for_about_two/ (mikebwn_80)
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The swimming pools on the Titanic are still full

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evas9p/the_swimming_pools_on_the_titanic_are_still_full/ (Comsicwastaken)
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The fact that we fail to remember those pirating sides from the past is both a good and a bad sign

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evas63/the_fact_that_we_fail_to_remember_those_pirating/ (kurvinho)
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If you always get a regular night’s sleep (about 9:30-7:30 if you go to sleep early) and you’re inside you’ve never seen what midnight looks like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evar0i/if_you_always_get_a_regular_nights_sleep_about/ (asteroidbook345)
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Our tongue is at the bottom of our mouth yet we butter the top of the toast.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evaqkm/our_tongue_is_at_the_bottom_of_our_mouth_yet_we/ ([deleted])
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Flying just for the fun of it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evaq4l/flying_just_for_the_fun_of_it/ (GlockAF)
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Every seedless grape that went uneaten, led a meaningless life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evapq1/every_seedless_grape_that_went_uneaten_led_a/ (RockyRockington)
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Charmin probably uses bears as mascots as a play on the saying “Does a bear shit in the woods?”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evapju/charmin_probably_uses_bears_as_mascots_as_a_play/ (RunGooseRun)
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Data privacy disclaimers for programs/apps have become pointless. They are so vague that everyone just assumes that everything can be recorded and sold anyway.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evapah/data_privacy_disclaimers_for_programsapps_have/ (Nazamroth)
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In every bag of pistachios, there is always that one pistachio that tastes funky.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evand7/in_every_bag_of_pistachios_there_is_always_that/ (31moreyears)
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Star Wars never made a huge specification, so it could’ve taken place in the Andromeda Galaxy, during Ancient Egyptian times.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evanaa/star_wars_never_made_a_huge_specification_so_it/ (anti-peta-man)
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The lottery is humanity’s answer to natural selection.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evamb8/the_lottery_is_humanitys_answer_to_natural/ (AzzyDaBobcat)
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Eskimos have fridges to prevent their food from freezing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evalzz/eskimos_have_fridges_to_prevent_their_food_from/ (31moreyears)
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You can’t spell you can’t spell if you can’t spell

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evalfy/you_cant_spell_you_cant_spell_if_you_cant_spell/ (ProperHamster)
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People don’t actually have stutters, they’re just getting ready to drop the bass

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evakxm/people_dont_actually_have_stutters_theyre_just/ (0ffBrandJesus)
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Darth Vaders voice in his head probably has the same weird breathing sound as when he talks since that is how he hears himself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evakmh/darth_vaders_voice_in_his_head_probably_has_the/ ([deleted])
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There's probably thousands of cannonballs that will never be found.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evakm9/theres_probably_thousands_of_cannonballs_that/ (AngryBritishMoogle)
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People who take selfies are taking "before" photos of their dead bodies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evajay/people_who_take_selfies_are_taking_before_photos/ (thatone_sillyduck)
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In Star Wars XI, C3PO, in being worshipped by the Ewoks, becomes a literal Deus Ex Machina.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evaj42/in_star_wars_xi_c3po_in_being_worshipped_by_the/ ([deleted])
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The ways other people treat you has far more to do with them, including their personalities, temperaments, dysfunctions, experiences, etc. than with how they perceive you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evagg0/the_ways_other_people_treat_you_has_far_more_to/ (droidpat)
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Since the start of the decade is horrible, the rest of the decade must be great.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evaffx/since_the_start_of_the_decade_is_horrible_the/ (Setflus-YYZT)
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When animals die they decompose and fertilize the earth, where plants grow, so every plant is an animal byproduct.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evafbq/when_animals_die_they_decompose_and_fertilize_the/ (dewdude)
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There is no sexy way to yawn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evaf0l/there_is_no_sexy_way_to_yawn/ (Saladbbar)
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Unborn babies are parasites because the need a host (their mother) to live

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evaei1/unborn_babies_are_parasites_because_the_need_a/ (71133r1u5)
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One day we'll have the technology to print gifs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evaecz/one_day_well_have_the_technology_to_print_gifs/ (4VENG32)
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The invention of the shovel was truly groundbreaking

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evadr6/the_invention_of_the_shovel_was_truly/ ([deleted])
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I wonder if kangaroos think we are weird for not having a pouch..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evacoq/i_wonder_if_kangaroos_think_we_are_weird_for_not/ (felinebarbecue)
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Life is all but a battery. Think about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evacmv/life_is_all_but_a_battery_think_about_it/ (ayoungsimba)
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Clothes are your blankets that don't fall off when you walk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evacho/clothes_are_your_blankets_that_dont_fall_off_when/ ([deleted])
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No matter how fast the people in front of you are walking, it isn’t fast enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/evac97/no_matter_how_fast_the_people_in_front_of_you_are/ (Refined_Obamium)
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Usain Bolt just speedruns one mission again and again in the game of life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eva9ec/usain_bolt_just_speedruns_one_mission_again_and/ (Gresseee)
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I am honestly wondering how Corona sales are going these days. Do people stop buying Corona because it reminds them of Corona, or are people buying more Corona because Corona is mentioned all the time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eva8az/i_am_honestly_wondering_how_corona_sales_are/ (mountwebs)
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Not wanting go to bed at night only to not want to wake up in the morning is the same as being afraid to die while wishing you had never been born.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eva86i/not_wanting_go_to_bed_at_night_only_to_not_want/ (heresjolly)
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The reason Darth Vader probably hated sand more than Anakin Skywalker is that it can get stuck in his ventilator in the gears and machinations of his suit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eva7z8/the_reason_darth_vader_probably_hated_sand_more/ (coolguydude5)
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we could obliterate society, and so long as our intelligent people and reproductive people remain, we could reach this point of technology exponentially faster than the past did

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eva68f/we_could_obliterate_society_and_so_long_as_our/ (kskelts)
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The saying “I’ll meet you there” goes both ways if you look at who gets their first

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eva4cn/the_saying_ill_meet_you_there_goes_both_ways_if/ (LilDrummy)
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Theoretically choosing to drink orange juice vs apple juice for breakfast this morning could be the difference between becoming homeless or becoming a billionaire

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eva3wb/theoretically_choosing_to_drink_orange_juice_vs/ (LVurx)
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In the future there will be “flat fact” tribes that will refuse to look up information digitally and would much rather rely on books, memory and the handing down of information orally from one person to another.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eva3px/in_the_future_there_will_be_flat_fact_tribes_that/ (PicoDuarte)
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If a fish had a seizure it would dart through the water like a torpedo.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eva2ut/if_a_fish_had_a_seizure_it_would_dart_through_the/ (Itzlickinlizards)
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Tinder and Bumble's software developers write computer code that will eventually change genetic code as matches lead to dates which sometimes lead to babies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eva2tr/tinder_and_bumbles_software_developers_write/ (naturemusictravel)
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When we participate in a handshake, we're giving the least intimate of hugs where we hug the other person's hand with our own.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eva2tb/when_we_participate_in_a_handshake_were_giving/ (WrinklyTidbits)
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The tallest man in the world was able to fit every piece of clothing on earth at some point in his life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eva1v5/the_tallest_man_in_the_world_was_able_to_fit/ ([deleted])
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Most avian dinosaurs probably tasted like chicken or turkey

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eva191/most_avian_dinosaurs_probably_tasted_like_chicken/ (arconusred)
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If you get a pencil for Valentine's Day, he/she is letting you know you're #2.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eva0ne/if_you_get_a_pencil_for_valentines_day_heshe_is/ (camuhkazi)
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English is hard to learn because most people pronounce "the" as "thuh" rather than "thE" even though there's no u in it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eva09y/english_is_hard_to_learn_because_most_people/ (Ducati0411)
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Telling a joke you heard from someone else is considered totally fine in face to face conversations but not so online

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eva06g/telling_a_joke_you_heard_from_someone_else_is/ (x_amxxn_x)
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Blue cheese doesn't go bad, it just becomes more blue.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9zoq/blue_cheese_doesnt_go_bad_it_just_becomes_more/ (p3nnst8r)
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When you kiss your making an anus to anus tube.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9z9z/when_you_kiss_your_making_an_anus_to_anus_tube/ (Generic_Ratto)
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Not being able to be kind to yourself because you are a piece of shit and not fully hating yourself either because you keeo hoping you are not a piece of shit is a terrible state to be in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9ykt/not_being_able_to_be_kind_to_yourself_because_you/ (Bleammaculate)
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Sean Bean and his demise in so many films.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9y1p/sean_bean_and_his_demise_in_so_many_films/ (oi_you_nutter)
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Toilets need an emergency shut of button instead of frantically turning the valve as the poo water quickly rises closer to the brim.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9xoy/toilets_need_an_emergency_shut_of_button_instead/ (Hawkseye88)
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Sitting on a warm toilet seat is both comfortable and uncomfortable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9xod/sitting_on_a_warm_toilet_seat_is_both_comfortable/ (crom8i3)
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Kaiba's Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon uses 3 Blue-Eyes White Dragon cards to fuse, but there were originally 4 total Blue-Eyes White Dragon cards

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9x6g/kaibas_blueeyes_ultimate_dragon_uses_3_blueeyes/ (BlazingFist)
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If you're blind your entire life is a radio.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9w5a/if_youre_blind_your_entire_life_is_a_radio/ ([deleted])
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Having no one around for an extended amount of time makes it painfully clear all of one's problems are truly one's own fault.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9w4k/having_no_one_around_for_an_extended_amount_of/ ([deleted])
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Talking about the gas pedal in a Volkswagen sounds weird

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9vzu/talking_about_the_gas_pedal_in_a_volkswagen/ (bravska)
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If spiderman were real, he would shoot webs out his ass.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9vjz/if_spiderman_were_real_he_would_shoot_webs_out/ (peedubb)
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Land fill sites will probably be mined in the future for resources.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9vi7/land_fill_sites_will_probably_be_mined_in_the/ (Millwright4life)
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We could save tens of billions of liters of water every year if everybody peed on the floor

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9tsn/we_could_save_tens_of_billions_of_liters_of_water/ (zirconthecrystal)
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Living is the only experience that no one gets a chance to prepare for.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9t9h/living_is_the_only_experience_that_no_one_gets_a/ (SnippyFangirl)
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Sleeping close to the door or walking closest to the road is volunteering yourself as tribute.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9sky/sleeping_close_to_the_door_or_walking_closest_to/ ([deleted])
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The skull is nature's helmet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9skf/the_skull_is_natures_helmet/ (KennySysLoggins)
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You are not vulnerable when taking a shit... You are vulnerable when wiping your ass.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9shz/you_are_not_vulnerable_when_taking_a_shit_you_are/ (B_L1N3)
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A bit as a computer, when you hold back/cancel a fart, your body let a cooldown before trying again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9sgb/a_bit_as_a_computer_when_you_hold_backcancel_a/ (M4xW3113)
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Nowadays we have so many products that contain tiny amounts of metals in them, Aluminium in deodorant, titanium in toothpaste and make up etc. It’s possible that Skynet sent a Terminator back to begin the process of slowly turning us into robots, or walking resource caches for the future battles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9rl1/nowadays_we_have_so_many_products_that_contain/ (buckythomas)
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People think early birds don’t get enough sleep, yet they literally get more opportunities to take naps.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9rgs/people_think_early_birds_dont_get_enough_sleep/ (farooqskariem)
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Maybe gingers produce vitamin D naturally because if and when the sun kills most of the people after it breaks our ozone layer the human race can survive as through them as cave people. Perhaps this has already happened in history and the Ozone has already repaired itself at least once before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9rdg/maybe_gingers_produce_vitamin_d_naturally_because/ (Chuck-Dieazel)
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If Pi goes on infinitely, then there has to be a Pi within Pi.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9qvp/if_pi_goes_on_infinitely_then_there_has_to_be_a/ ([deleted])
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Alice in Wonderland was probably based on a true story, at least from the author's perspective.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9pzo/alice_in_wonderland_was_probably_based_on_a_true/ (Palico22)
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Trebuchets have an uncanny ability to solve most of life's problems.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9pk1/trebuchets_have_an_uncanny_ability_to_solve_most/ (mainlyupsetbyhumans)
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Addiction is all about wanting and not liking at the same time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9pev/addiction_is_all_about_wanting_and_not_liking_at/ (256Moin256)
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To create language, people had to drop their pride and agree.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9p3b/to_create_language_people_had_to_drop_their_pride/ (SadFire1)
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Ads are made with money you payed for products, you are paying to see ads

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9okn/ads_are_made_with_money_you_payed_for_products/ (FarmingFriend)
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During our lives we have a lot of saliva in our mouth without being bothered by it, but if we had to drink a glass of it most would vomit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9nwy/during_our_lives_we_have_a_lot_of_saliva_in_our/ (mindkingdom)
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More poor people have probably wiped their asses with money than Billionaires have.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9nso/more_poor_people_have_probably_wiped_their_asses/ (from_the_bayou)
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Teachers always tell us if we don't graduate we'd end up like the garbage man, but they don't tell us the garbage man gets paid more than they do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9n0r/teachers_always_tell_us_if_we_dont_graduate_wed/ ([deleted])
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The alarm clock is most annoying yet most important invention in history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9m5h/the_alarm_clock_is_most_annoying_yet_most/ (kroven009)
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Catfishing has made it harder for both men and women.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9lar/catfishing_has_made_it_harder_for_both_men_and/ (theconfusedarab)
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Almost everybody was born a pussy destroyer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9l08/almost_everybody_was_born_a_pussy_destroyer/ (AppleberryJames)
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Pseudo-nostalgia or Empty nostalgia is when you are nostalgic but not to some specific happy time of your life or moment in life. When you can't put your hand on what you're nostalgic about/for

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9ktt/pseudonostalgia_or_empty_nostalgia_is_when_you/ (rabitibike)
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"Lock 'n Load" dosen't make much sense because most of the time it goes "Load 'n Lock"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9ktd/lock_n_load_dosent_make_much_sense_because_most/ (sebastianlaguens)
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Selfie sticks were just a fad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9k9q/selfie_sticks_were_just_a_fad/ (WhatDoYouFearJohn)
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People always complain that fashion companies set unrealistic expectations for women. StateFarm set unrealistic expectations for neighbors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9jam/people_always_complain_that_fashion_companies_set/ (YeaLemmeGetUhhhhhhhh)
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Hell would honestly be a lot worse if it was really cold.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9ixb/hell_would_honestly_be_a_lot_worse_if_it_was/ (Dullsilver)
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Some people were a boy stuck in a girls body, then they were born

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9iig/some_people_were_a_boy_stuck_in_a_girls_body_then/ (AppleberryJames)
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A guy cumin in a girls mouth who has braces is putting his kids behind bars

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9iic/a_guy_cumin_in_a_girls_mouth_who_has_braces_is/ (White0000)
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Pandemic movies must have an uptick in views whenever there is a global outbreak.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9igq/pandemic_movies_must_have_an_uptick_in_views/ (Zero3141)
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Newton's third law is applicable to the case of students where more the stress given to a student to study, there is an equal tendency of that student to not study it .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9i9q/newtons_third_law_is_applicable_to_the_case_of/ (Dark-Wolverine)
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the bottom of the ocean is exactly as wet as the bottom a cup of water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9i49/the_bottom_of_the_ocean_is_exactly_as_wet_as_the/ (OfHouseORegan)
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Post's quality doesn't matter in it's popularity. Luck does.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9hlb/posts_quality_doesnt_matter_in_its_popularity/ (ALO7OMATO)
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Glass is clear, but it is made from sand. Sand is not clear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9gzy/glass_is_clear_but_it_is_made_from_sand_sand_is/ (runningawaywithyrmom)
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Telepathy would probably be a bad idea as people would probably start using it as an advertising platform.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9gmv/telepathy_would_probably_be_a_bad_idea_as_people/ (JohnIsAnAsshole)
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If a stylist cuts your hair too short it could be considered assault and battery.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9g97/if_a_stylist_cuts_your_hair_too_short_it_could_be/ (jleflar23)
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Counting sheep jumping over a fence may seem boring to us but would send chills down a Shepard’s spine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9g3z/counting_sheep_jumping_over_a_fence_may_seem/ (PHira516)
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If a perfectly ordinary, drab, 15-story apartment building were sent back in time two thousand years, we'd be reading about it today as the eight wonder of the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9f68/if_a_perfectly_ordinary_drab_15story_apartment/ (aerovistae)
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Neckbeard Nests are the Uncanny Valley of Hoarding; somewhere between Collector’s Edition, and complete squallor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9eyz/neckbeard_nests_are_the_uncanny_valley_of/ (IHasItNoTouchy)
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Wikipedia is made by many different authors but they all sound like they’re written by the same person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9dpo/wikipedia_is_made_by_many_different_authors_but/ (Dirty-Dan24)
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Introverts have a much longer internal personal diary than extroverts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9d9z/introverts_have_a_much_longer_internal_personal/ (kroven009)
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Dealing with emotions usually ends up triggering other people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9c2i/dealing_with_emotions_usually_ends_up_triggering/ (MeltingYourSleaze)
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People start their lives needing help to do stuff, then gradually lose their need for help before needing it again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9bli/people_start_their_lives_needing_help_to_do_stuff/ (bata7a)
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Saying you'll pay with your life is far less meaningful than, You will pay with your death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9av6/saying_youll_pay_with_your_life_is_far_less/ (lclutchl)
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Billions of shits are taken every day around the world but almost all of them are only seen by 1 person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9ahn/billions_of_shits_are_taken_every_day_around_the/ (StickyBamboo_)
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If your tongue swears too much, there's a good chance that your teeth could be punished.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9a5j/if_your_tongue_swears_too_much_theres_a_good/ ([deleted])
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If every tv station worldwide opened their news with a daily update on the amount of people infected with a STD or HIV like they currently do with the Coronavirus people would practice more safe sex

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev99ct/if_every_tv_station_worldwide_opened_their_news/ (KingPin300-1976)
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If the starships in the Star Wars universe truly move at the speed of light, then it would take many years to reach another solar system because of the distances between them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev993t/if_the_starships_in_the_star_wars_universe_truly/ (Wrecker3000_)
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Writing down a goal makes people more likely to accomplish it, but that fact doesn't make people any more likely to write down a goal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev97ab/writing_down_a_goal_makes_people_more_likely_to/ (F4L2OYD13)
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You can't spell homeowner without meow, and you can't spell something without meth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev964j/you_cant_spell_homeowner_without_meow_and_you/ (JimJammy43)
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Foxes are the result of cat software in dog hardware.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev95ph/foxes_are_the_result_of_cat_software_in_dog/ (AsDred01)
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Homes with chimneys/fire places have shifted from being a necessity to a luxury

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev95o1/homes_with_chimneysfire_places_have_shifted_from/ (Zee_Ventures)
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If you belittle housewifes, you are a piece of shit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9536/if_you_belittle_housewifes_you_are_a_piece_of_shit/ (gen_F_Franco)
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When you walk up stairs you're basically stopping a step mid-step several times

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev9522/when_you_walk_up_stairs_youre_basically_stopping/ (The-MisterL)
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We are always hearing about Millennials, Boomers and Gen Z - Gen X is the forgotten generation, no credit no blame, just existing somewhere in the middle of everything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev94or/we_are_always_hearing_about_millennials_boomers/ (SkyDrifters)
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There are probably a tonne of people who passed away before they could play the games they've been saving to play

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev93pk/there_are_probably_a_tonne_of_people_who_passed/ (booptehsnoot)
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If you truly loved being alive, you'd buy your Mom a present on your birthday.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev92qh/if_you_truly_loved_being_alive_youd_buy_your_mom/ (Youarethebigbang)
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Lips are the original mouth guard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev92ip/lips_are_the_original_mouth_guard/ ([deleted])
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If we had two or more moons we'd have more planets with only one moon in our films about space exploration

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev929m/if_we_had_two_or_more_moons_wed_have_more_planets/ (LeviPleb)
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Given enough time, there will be an anniversary of a global tragedy every day of the week.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev926p/given_enough_time_there_will_be_an_anniversary_of/ (elSnapador)
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There are some people who are completely lazy and completely active and restless at the same time. These few people get punished a lot in school.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev921y/there_are_some_people_who_are_completely_lazy_and/ (_notricky_)
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A lot of people have probably died while hearing Another One Bites the Dust

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev91w6/a_lot_of_people_have_probably_died_while_hearing/ (IfThatsOkayWithYou)
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You can prove a piece of construction gear isn't a Decepticon by leaving it in reverse. The warning beepbeepbeep would drive any hiding robot insane in seconds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev91sc/you_can_prove_a_piece_of_construction_gear_isnt_a/ (the_original_Retro)
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If a box of mac and cheese wasn't meant to be eaten as one serving for one person, then it wouldn't taste so bad the next day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev91gy/if_a_box_of_mac_and_cheese_wasnt_meant_to_be/ (fotographia)
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One of life's great ironies is that as a kid, all you want to do is eat a stupid amount of sweets and cake, and as an adult you can but you no longer want to

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev91fn/one_of_lifes_great_ironies_is_that_as_a_kid_all/ (nunkyfun)
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An unknown number of great ideas and hilarious jokes have gone untold because the person who made them had social anxiety.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev91d8/an_unknown_number_of_great_ideas_and_hilarious/ (Cuesportster)
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Jumping repeatedly in one spot is much stranger without a trampoline beneath you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev913t/jumping_repeatedly_in_one_spot_is_much_stranger/ (ldb477)
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Nuke a Wagon Wheel and it becomes a S'more.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev90u0/nuke_a_wagon_wheel_and_it_becomes_a_smore/ (Mister_Meh)
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The universe isn’t growing we just have chunks on infinity and it’s loading in

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev90b9/the_universe_isnt_growing_we_just_have_chunks_on/ (dragonboy171717)
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If you just started digging a hole, you never really have to stop.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8zbf/if_you_just_started_digging_a_hole_you_never/ (RealRobRose)
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Free will doesn't exist. But the illusion of control is vital in one's effort to thrive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8yws/free_will_doesnt_exist_but_the_illusion_of/ (floating_fire)
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Whether you are an herbivore (vegan), carnivore, or omnivore, your diet is mostly composed of something that was once alive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8yr0/whether_you_are_an_herbivore_vegan_carnivore_or/ (Fun-duh-Mental)
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The word 'shit' can be a noun, verb, adjective, interjection or even a prefix or suffix

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8yql/the_word_shit_can_be_a_noun_verb_adjective/ (Retro_RL)
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There is not much difference between the porn version of Game of Thrones and Game of Thrones itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8yg9/there_is_not_much_difference_between_the_porn/ (notdroppedmic)
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The saying "It's 5 o' clock somewhere" is technically only true at the top of every hour and only for a minute

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8xzr/the_saying_its_5_o_clock_somewhere_is_technically/ (Rfl0)
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Beings it is rude to sell a car without a full tank of gas, It must have been a dick move to sell a hungry horse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8x91/beings_it_is_rude_to_sell_a_car_without_a_full/ (cystephen)
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If the Earth rotated any slower, we'd probably all weigh more than we do now.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8vgy/if_the_earth_rotated_any_slower_wed_probably_all/ (verytoddclarence)
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Your butt makes the same motion as your mouth....

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8upo/your_butt_makes_the_same_motion_as_your_mouth/ (DankTaco67)
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There is no such thing as a normal person, at least one person will see him weird ,and so he wont be normal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8ugo/there_is_no_such_thing_as_a_normal_person_at/ (Fencer999)
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Children in the future will have to deal with countless revealing/half-naked pictures of their parents for all their classmates to see.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8u71/children_in_the_future_will_have_to_deal_with/ (Beren4)
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Hangovers exists to balance happiness

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8tjz/hangovers_exists_to_balance_happiness/ (BoghatY)
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If they printed Robert Downey Jr’s face on toilet paper, you would do his Tropic Thunder make up every time you used it...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8t75/if_they_printed_robert_downey_jrs_face_on_toilet/ (PedroHicko)
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Considering we may experience a mass extinction sooner then later, whoever named The Middle Ages was spot on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8t1w/considering_we_may_experience_a_mass_extinction/ (smokeymctokerson)
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A New Hope is the only movie in the Skywalker saga that doesn't have the word 'the' in the title.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8s09/a_new_hope_is_the_only_movie_in_the_skywalker/ (Yirmi753)
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Someone you have a conversation with could be internally screaming and you would have no idea.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8rws/someone_you_have_a_conversation_with_could_be/ (OnceUponACockapuss)
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In theory, there's no difference between theory and practice, but in practice there is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8rfp/in_theory_theres_no_difference_between_theory_and/ (conscious_superbot)
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Whenever we see a video of an elevator we know something terrible is about to happen, but we never think that when we get in one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8qyc/whenever_we_see_a_video_of_an_elevator_we_know/ (FrodoTheDodo1)
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Chickens might just be the only animal that are named after its juvenile and adult forms- chick plus hen equals chicken.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8qmc/chickens_might_just_be_the_only_animal_that_are/ (Superlegerra)
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People talk about the early bird catching the worm but they don’t talk about what happens with the early worm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8qcg/people_talk_about_the_early_bird_catching_the/ (cammonty1999)
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Billboards advertising available billboards aren't available

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8q5y/billboards_advertising_available_billboards_arent/ (ferrisjuulersdayoff)
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When you're driving somewhere and you're deep in thought and you arrive at your destination without remembering the drive there, you were on autopilot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8pu9/when_youre_driving_somewhere_and_youre_deep_in/ (OnceUponACockapuss)
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Cowboy sounds much cooler than a cow boy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8p18/cowboy_sounds_much_cooler_than_a_cow_boy/ (Rorasaurus_Prime)
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"immature" jokes give films Mature Ratings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8nfi/immature_jokes_give_films_mature_ratings/ (DanielSternsBeard)
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There is a correlation between the booming Travel industry and usage of social media. Imagine if people went on trips without needing validation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8m9p/there_is_a_correlation_between_the_booming_travel/ (dragon_king14)
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A bunch of dudes trying impress girls about having access to a helicopter are not gonna get very far with that this week.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8m7z/a_bunch_of_dudes_trying_impress_girls_about/ (dbx99)
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Adding an “h” to the end of each vowel gives a totally different emotion

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8lyq/adding_an_h_to_the_end_of_each_vowel_gives_a/ (sebargh)
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You can't be sure that you are actually breathing when you are not paying attention. Maybe you are a biological anomaly that doesn't really need to breath that much.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8l2v/you_cant_be_sure_that_you_are_actually_breathing/ (PETEJOZ)
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If you went back in time far enough and pointed a gun at someone they wouldn't be scared.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8ksz/if_you_went_back_in_time_far_enough_and_pointed_a/ (loporlp)
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If each person in the world has a FBI agent, then an extra 7.5 billion people are hiding somewhere

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8kqh/if_each_person_in_the_world_has_a_fbi_agent_then/ (RAsingh13)
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Resting for 5 hours is more than enough. But sleeping for 5 hours isn't.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8kcz/resting_for_5_hours_is_more_than_enough_but/ (strategycaster)
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Water is our default liquid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8jar/water_is_our_default_liquid/ ([deleted])
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You've been the youngest human being on Earth for a really short period of time

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8j5r/youve_been_the_youngest_human_being_on_earth_for/ ([deleted])
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Pooping yourself as a kid is accidental, pooping yourself as an adult is a miscalculation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8iz4/pooping_yourself_as_a_kid_is_accidental_pooping/ (I_got_ideastoo)
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When clapping for whatever reason by yourself it is impossible to clap without some what of a rhythm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8i96/when_clapping_for_whatever_reason_by_yourself_it/ (Kavemanrust)
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they made the "Naruto run" because is efficient to animate a still arm than to draw more frames moving it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8hjk/they_made_the_naruto_run_because_is_efficient_to/ (nova1enso)
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Lo-Fi music can be classified as the electronic blues

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8hcs/lofi_music_can_be_classified_as_the_electronic/ (DBrownGames)
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"I'm not lying" is probably the most useless sentence in the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8hb7/im_not_lying_is_probably_the_most_useless/ (Diabolokiller)
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The “the only brew for the brave and true / comes from the Green Dragon” song in Lord of the Rings is actually an advertising jingle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8gw0/the_the_only_brew_for_the_brave_and_true_comes/ (TrevorBOB9)
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When Your Food Is So Hot It’s Steaming, It’s Just Sweating To Lose Heat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8fqe/when_your_food_is_so_hot_its_steaming_its_just/ (Athien)
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2015 would have been an even better year to advertise your company as having good vision.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8fjn/2015_would_have_been_an_even_better_year_to/ (MarinersFan28)
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Every dead body on Everest was once a very determined individual.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8fiz/every_dead_body_on_everest_was_once_a_very/ (Jaitirth_Page)
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Like quantum particles, time behaves differently when you observe it than it does when you don't.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8egf/like_quantum_particles_time_behaves_differently/ (sikki_nixx)
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Every other animal on the planet probably considers us to be what we consider demons. We destroy them and their homes, we cannot be beaten, and some animals have even sold their souls to us in exchamge for material goods.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8d80/every_other_animal_on_the_planet_probably/ (cyrano-de-whee)
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Star Wars movies keep making Spaceballs better.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8d4f/star_wars_movies_keep_making_spaceballs_better/ (PBYACE)
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When Gen Z is dirt old, kids will have to explain their technology to us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8cpq/when_gen_z_is_dirt_old_kids_will_have_to_explain/ (theantperson)
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An inheritance is just your relatives dropping their loot when they die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8c76/an_inheritance_is_just_your_relatives_dropping/ (ilovemajenney)
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The fastest way to lose weivht is to take a shit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8c5f/the_fastest_way_to_lose_weivht_is_to_take_a_shit/ (0rdinaryBear)
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Non-stick pans are anti-glues

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8c2d/nonstick_pans_are_antiglues/ (Dhanish04)
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Jerking off to someone is literally enjoying seeing a collection of cells

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8bsw/jerking_off_to_someone_is_literally_enjoying/ (LelouchLamperouge_)
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Everyone is living in their own universe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8b17/everyone_is_living_in_their_own_universe/ (LilShuriken)
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If a movie scene has a man throwing up, 9/10 times he's drunk. If there's a woman throwing up, 9/10 times she's pregnant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev88wn/if_a_movie_scene_has_a_man_throwing_up_910_times/ (mrkruger2)
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Pretending to be the boss but having to work around someone else consistently most likely means you are a stay at home parent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev88uv/pretending_to_be_the_boss_but_having_to_work/ ([deleted])
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When you're working you dream of time off, and when you're bored at home you dream of purpose.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev88u8/when_youre_working_you_dream_of_time_off_and_when/ (myusernameisverybig)
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Living on Earth is expensive, but at least it includes a free trip around the sun.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev875r/living_on_earth_is_expensive_but_at_least_it/ (DontWorryBowdit)
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The inside of your mouth might seem like a sensitive area but it's probably the part of your body that is most capable of dealing with high temperatures.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev86ij/the_inside_of_your_mouth_might_seem_like_a/ (TheF1rstHuman)
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Corona beer has got a lottt of free awareness advertising over the past couple weeks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev84n6/corona_beer_has_got_a_lottt_of_free_awareness/ (throawayboi)
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If you consider a 1 lbs metal ball a planet , the gravity on it is so weak that the entire earth would weigh 1 lbs on it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev84a7/if_you_consider_a_1_lbs_metal_ball_a_planet_the/ (myName005)
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Hand gestures can be so misleading. Palm shown to someone to stop talking can also be seen as a high five.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev83w0/hand_gestures_can_be_so_misleading_palm_shown_to/ (mojjorojjo)
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There has probably been at least one person who has gotten in an accident shortly after donating blood and received his/her own blood

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8351/there_has_probably_been_at_least_one_person_who/ (They_ShallNotGrowOld)
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Masturbation is a physical relationship with an imaginary friend.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev802z/masturbation_is_a_physical_relationship_with_an/ (lleruarc)
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Your past self is both the old you and a younger you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev8029/your_past_self_is_both_the_old_you_and_a_younger/ (catfight_animations)
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The primaries would probably get more interaction if they were conducted hunger games style

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev7zsw/the_primaries_would_probably_get_more_interaction/ (AppleberryJames)
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If there weren’t any display which showed which floor the elevator was on. The human mind would assume the time based on their state. So If a person is in a jolly/happy mood, then they would think that it took less time and amen to depressed/sad people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev7z0o/if_there_werent_any_display_which_showed_which/ (Makwana16)
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Kylo Ren never got to smash :(

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev7yzd/kylo_ren_never_got_to_smash/ (KovAJSJ)
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A warm public toilet seat is a blessing and a curse

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev7yuf/a_warm_public_toilet_seat_is_a_blessing_and_a/ (SneakyBeagle88)
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When given enough time carbon will start masturbating

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev7yef/when_given_enough_time_carbon_will_start/ (Evilpickle7)
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Every kid knows they REALLY messed up when their parents screams become a breathy tone just above a whisper.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev7y3x/every_kid_knows_they_really_messed_up_when_their/ (MrMillerellim)
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It is more socially acceptable to joke about killing someone else than to joke about killing yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev7xxe/it_is_more_socially_acceptable_to_joke_about/ (large-tool-bag)
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We're basically the only species that doesn't immediately start trying to teach our young how to be adults but instead teach them how to be children.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev7xwg/were_basically_the_only_species_that_doesnt/ (Bockiller)
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Our bodies do a good job of not leaking the smell of shit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev7x80/our_bodies_do_a_good_job_of_not_leaking_the_smell/ (Maccraft123)
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Being attracted to celebrities is easy because we haven't had the chance to be turned off by their personalities.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev7uv1/being_attracted_to_celebrities_is_easy_because_we/ (OnceUponACockapuss)
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With so much data around, seems like we've all become addicted to information.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev7tmy/with_so_much_data_around_seems_like_weve_all/ (duffer_dev)
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The music industry is poor people paying to hear how miserable it is to be rich famous musician.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev7thg/the_music_industry_is_poor_people_paying_to_hear/ (Arowx)
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Every snowflake you see was once water that dinosaurs pooped in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev7syh/every_snowflake_you_see_was_once_water_that/ (cheapinvite1)
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If all stars simultaneously disappeared except for our sun, we would only be able to know they disappeared after several years

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev7qqt/if_all_stars_simultaneously_disappeared_except/ (MemeMasterLevel20)
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I just ate a bowl of Lucky Charms on a planet floating in outer space.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev7qpl/i_just_ate_a_bowl_of_lucky_charms_on_a_planet/ (Thegreatattractor117)
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Kurt Cobain's death was closer to the moon landing than to today

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev7qfi/kurt_cobains_death_was_closer_to_the_moon_landing/ (pierrekrahn)
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We judge rodents based on their tails.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev7pz3/we_judge_rodents_based_on_their_tails/ (imoutbruh)
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A soy mocha latte is technically three bean soup

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev7pas/a_soy_mocha_latte_is_technically_three_bean_soup/ (Zack41511)
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If a military service dog returns and is homeless, does it than become stray veteran.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev7nd7/if_a_military_service_dog_returns_and_is_homeless/ (1000OvrElite)
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Everyone loves an open floor plan until the jackets hanging by the front door smell like the fish you cooked in the kitchen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev7nc7/everyone_loves_an_open_floor_plan_until_the/ (_Not_Bruce_Wayne_)
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Ancient history anaphylactic reactions were likely mistaken for poisoning

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev7myg/ancient_history_anaphylactic_reactions_were/ (dota2newbee)
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You spend 13 years at public school and leave with no valuable employable skills.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev7mlb/you_spend_13_years_at_public_school_and_leave/ (ItWasAllTheSameDream)
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Elmer Fudd speaks in uwu

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev7lab/elmer_fudd_speaks_in_uwu/ (randomguyfromafrica)
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The person that made fake laughing a thing in sitcoms probably had this idea because nobody laughed at his jokes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev7l72/the_person_that_made_fake_laughing_a_thing_in/ (DanVo42)
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Professional wrestlers wear tight, stretchy, little briefs yet spend all their time fighting over a huge belt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev7ko7/professional_wrestlers_wear_tight_stretchy_little/ (credible_hulk)
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Gum is kinda just saliva flavorer,like a Kool-Aid packet for your mouth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev7jg0/gum_is_kinda_just_saliva_flavorerlike_a_koolaid/ (nocomment05)
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Unless you work there, don’t wear a red shirt and khakis to Target

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev7ieq/unless_you_work_there_dont_wear_a_red_shirt_and/ (rnielsen776)
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Everyone was, once in their life, the youngest person on the planet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev7i4p/everyone_was_once_in_their_life_the_youngest/ (NoBullyRSlash)
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If someone was trampled to death by a massive group of puppies they’d probably have a really good time before they realized they were going to die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev7i1t/if_someone_was_trampled_to_death_by_a_massive/ (AppleberryJames)
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Airbenders must be able to whistle really loudly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev7i1q/airbenders_must_be_able_to_whistle_really_loudly/ (portugal795)
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We all have a certain way of pronouncing something specifically in our heads but pronounce it differently when actually speaking

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev7ham/we_all_have_a_certain_way_of_pronouncing/ (_egg_layer_the_king)
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Pilots are bus drivers in the sky

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev7emy/pilots_are_bus_drivers_in_the_sky/ (blueberrynumber32)
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A spare bedroom without a bed is technically just a spare room

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev7ecy/a_spare_bedroom_without_a_bed_is_technically_just/ (a116jxb)
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Scientists study the complex, philosophers study the simple.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev7e7u/scientists_study_the_complex_philosophers_study/ (Mw1zard)
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Both fleshlights and flashlights need something inside it to function

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev7e3s/both_fleshlights_and_flashlights_need_something/ (F1racist)
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Our minds will explode if we ever discover that "it is what it isn't"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev7dv0/our_minds_will_explode_if_we_ever_discover_that/ (ihavethebestmarriage)
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"Do you want to see them live?" is both a nice question from somebody willing to go to a concert with you, or a threat from a kidnapper who has taken a hostage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev7drl/do_you_want_to_see_them_live_is_both_a_nice/ (chatterbox95)
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Explaining that a movie based on real-life events isn't really real to a child is why children ask so many questions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev7bhn/explaining_that_a_movie_based_on_reallife_events/ (OnceUponACockapuss)
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Since colors like “lime green” and “brick red” exist, the color “orange orange” might exist too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev7aso/since_colors_like_lime_green_and_brick_red_exist/ (xgold4428)
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If humans eventually get chips implanted in their brains, they’ll have to worry about two types of viruses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev7ar7/if_humans_eventually_get_chips_implanted_in_their/ (BroBroBrayBray)
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Rare creatures in video games are probably endangered.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev7aps/rare_creatures_in_video_games_are_probably/ (Skullton_03)
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A slow clap is a lot different in pornography.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev7a4t/a_slow_clap_is_a_lot_different_in_pornography/ (grislychrist)
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Everything has value if you ask the right person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev79nt/everything_has_value_if_you_ask_the_right_person/ (bluetitan019)
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You can’t learn English from a dictionary; you’ll just go in infinite loops.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev78n7/you_cant_learn_english_from_a_dictionary_youll/ (ASinglePackingPeanut)
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Masturbation is self care.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev77g0/masturbation_is_self_care/ (blowsnow666)
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If your future reincarnation goes through past life regression therapy, they're looking at your life today.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev77d8/if_your_future_reincarnation_goes_through_past/ (whopple)
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There surely must be nearly as many doors as there are people in the world...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev7737/there_surely_must_be_nearly_as_many_doors_as/ (Currynrice9728)
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It's funny how someone that used bone spurs to evade military service thinks that military service members who suffered traumatic brain injuries just have a bad headache.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev7722/its_funny_how_someone_that_used_bone_spurs_to/ (mrbignaughtyboy)
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A robot telling you that something you think is unoriginal is pretty ironic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev76zr/a_robot_telling_you_that_something_you_think_is/ (OnceUponACockapuss)
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You’re humble if you don’t admit you’re humble

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev76sx/youre_humble_if_you_dont_admit_youre_humble/ (ticobeste)
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Kim Jung Un is the only fat guy in the entire country of N Korea

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev76mt/kim_jung_un_is_the_only_fat_guy_in_the_entire/ (ChristmasStan)
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During injections nurses doesn't wear gloves not to protect your blood from their skin but rather to protect their skin from your blood.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev76kv/during_injections_nurses_doesnt_wear_gloves_not/ (nicepolitik)
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In one in 365 marriages, both people have the same birthdays

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev76ks/in_one_in_365_marriages_both_people_have_the_same/ (partyinplumberr)
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A robot telling you that something you said is unoriginal is pretty ironic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev7695/a_robot_telling_you_that_something_you_said_is/ (OnceUponACockapuss)
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The cord things on hoodies were designed to tighten your hood, but have probably been wet when washing your hands more times than being used for their designed purpose

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev764v/the_cord_things_on_hoodies_were_designed_to/ (knighted3am)
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Our brains feel an awful lot for an organ that never physically touches anything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ev75yt/our_brains_feel_an_awful_lot_for_an_organ_that/ (urbana1)
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An inheritance is a loot drop when you die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/euzzcm/an_inheritance_is_a_loot_drop_when_you_die/ (XxSniperSlayerxX)
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In Star Wars Obi-Wan Kenobi says that only the Imperial stormtroopers are so precise, however hifing from Empire, he probably never had had occasion to see them in action, and just assumes that they're on the same level as clone troopers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/euv8l8/in_star_wars_obiwan_kenobi_says_that_only_the/ (MateOfArt)
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Mint workers make more money than the money they make.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eutkxu/mint_workers_make_more_money_than_the_money_they/ (DUIofPussy)
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Mass surveillance could capture all those cringy and embarrassing moments of your social life and disintegrate you by making them public.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eubpdj/mass_surveillance_could_capture_all_those_cringy/ (pancake_ass)
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We need a personal pronoun that says "we, but without you (the person you’re talking to)“.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eubodl/we_need_a_personal_pronoun_that_says_we_but/ (Luca1719)
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We never get to see old bards in fantasy movies and tv shows, we always see young ones singing and playing instruments

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eub59h/we_never_get_to_see_old_bards_in_fantasy_movies/ (Grapps)
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Most of the posts here are actually thoughts outside the shower

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eu7rmt/most_of_the_posts_here_are_actually_thoughts/ (JoniTheMan)
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Our cuisines are the result of thousands of years of people first trying to eat whatever they found, and later mixing and matching, and later trying the effects of heat on those combinations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eu4osw/our_cuisines_are_the_result_of_thousands_of_years/ (EmmaWatsonsLeftNut)
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Given the size of the universe, humanity is both significant and completely insignificant at the same time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eu4o4q/given_the_size_of_the_universe_humanity_is_both/ (Loopedrage)
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The TV show “Finding Bigfoot” never really found Bigfoot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eu3684/the_tv_show_finding_bigfoot_never_really_found/ (tdotpanda)
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It will be a bitter sweet moment for the person who gets to set the Doomsday clock to 00:00

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/etz607/it_will_be_a_bitter_sweet_moment_for_the_person/ (corzuu)
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Scooby Doo still doesn't know he's a doggo.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/etikrj/scooby_doo_still_doesnt_know_hes_a_doggo/ (DarkWarrior137)
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Sweet Caroline is either the happiest or most depressing song depending on what mood you're in

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/etikl8/sweet_caroline_is_either_the_happiest_or_most/ (KremitTheKiddyKiseer)
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Pronouncing the “E” at the end of testosterone makes it sound like a pasta.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/et2p6x/pronouncing_the_e_at_the_end_of_testosterone/ (AppleberryJames)
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In ~20yrs time there will be an entire generation of middle aged women with huge asses, who will be regretting their sizes as menopause begins to take over because they cannot control putting on extra weight as easily and their butts just keep getting bigger as they grow older.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/et24me/in_20yrs_time_there_will_be_an_entire_generation/ (buckythomas)
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Back in the day, when we were only using landline phones, we used to spend more time at home.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/esi0d4/back_in_the_day_when_we_were_only_using_landline/ (jenesuispashariselon)
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It was really the plastic straw companies telling people to save the turtles so they can make metal straws, then sell them at a way higher price. They make more money and you think you saved Earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/es1u5s/it_was_really_the_plastic_straw_companies_telling/ (SquigglyScribbles)
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After so much CGI, puppetry feels...real.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/es1sdz/after_so_much_cgi_puppetry_feelsreal/ (lmdrunk)
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Some people only had one allergic reaction during their life time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/es1s6y/some_people_only_had_one_allergic_reaction_during/ (crazygoodfish)
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In movies, baddies always aim for the chest or don’t hit at all

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/erzqxj/in_movies_baddies_always_aim_for_the_chest_or/ (tommybomby123)
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Humans are walking ecosystems.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/erzqoa/humans_are_walking_ecosystems/ (imapizzaeater)
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Sleeping on the couch is so comfy, because it always makes you feel like the little spoon. Everyone loves being the little spoon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/erzqmr/sleeping_on_the_couch_is_so_comfy_because_it/ (Chiggins907)
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All bicycles are “exercise bicycles”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/erm9o8/all_bicycles_are_exercise_bicycles/ (mpowlo)
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We don't just wear earbuds, we have ear buddies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/erhdlw/we_dont_just_wear_earbuds_we_have_ear_buddies/ (DankFrito)
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Blowing a cartridge ment something very different 30 years ago.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/erg6vy/blowing_a_cartridge_ment_something_very_different/ (StokFlame)
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There's an indescribable level of disappointment you get when you go digging for gold but accidentally push that nugget deeper in instead of getting a grip on it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/erg6gi/theres_an_indescribable_level_of_disappointment/ (ioxon)
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Every living thing is actually only living to take a shit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/erg6bf/every_living_thing_is_actually_only_living_to/ (RWJish)
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Once you learn your password well enough, mind readers can't get it when you type it in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/erg5lj/once_you_learn_your_password_well_enough_mind/ (Nazamroth)
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We commend painted sunsets by saying they look like real life; we appreciate real life sunsets by saying they look like paintings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/erg56n/we_commend_painted_sunsets_by_saying_they_look/ (IAmDrinkingIcedTea)
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The reason why Mosquitoes are still annoying us today is because of natural selection; the ones we kill are the ones that aren't as sneaky.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/erg4ko/the_reason_why_mosquitoes_are_still_annoying_us/ (mpo9)
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Lots of tree species must depend on the forgetfulness of squirrels.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/erg305/lots_of_tree_species_must_depend_on_the/ (lfantine)
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The lighter the colour is on clothing, the more formally unacceptable it is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/erg2e7/the_lighter_the_colour_is_on_clothing_the_more/ (cardboard_pencil)
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“The internet never forgets” but algorithmic compression sure as shit is doing its part to stop its long-term spread

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/erg1l5/the_internet_never_forgets_but_algorithmic/ (Listen2Yourselves)
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Companies putting .99 cents instead of a full dollar has probably ended up saving people hundreds of dollars over the course of their life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/erg0d2/companies_putting_99_cents_instead_of_a_full/ (Dovakiin24)
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If women are born with all their eggs, then you are technically just as old as your mothers age

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/erfz2i/if_women_are_born_with_all_their_eggs_then_you/ (Runswithtoast)
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We have probably all walked past some valuable lost object without realizing it was there for the taking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/erfyyp/we_have_probably_all_walked_past_some_valuable/ (GuangoJohn)
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the most annoying type of people are those which force songs into your head

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/erfy45/the_most_annoying_type_of_people_are_those_which/ (reddithomeofmemes)
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Nothing ruins someone’s self esteem faster than accidentally seeing yourself in selfie mode while taking a picture.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/erfwqx/nothing_ruins_someones_self_esteem_faster_than/ (thecars1979)
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They never fix the plumbing in porn so the guy can come back another day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/erfvvs/they_never_fix_the_plumbing_in_porn_so_the_guy/ (kloopakoopa)
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There must be some powerful people behind big cereal box given that there have been zero technological developments in cereal packaging since the dawn of time

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/erfv26/there_must_be_some_powerful_people_behind_big/ (broncosmang)
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Getting old sucks but it's still better than the alternative.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/erfu3q/getting_old_sucks_but_its_still_better_than_the/ (wazurobi)
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All the actors we idolize might smell really bad and we'd have no way of knowing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/erfu2e/all_the_actors_we_idolize_might_smell_really_bad/ (grubgobbler)
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Howdy is short for how do you do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/erft47/howdy_is_short_for_how_do_you_do/ (MrGameboyjr)
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Estimates for how many people have ever lived are around 100 billion meaning that the current population is roughly 7% of all the people who have ever existed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/erfshj/estimates_for_how_many_people_have_ever_lived_are/ (Anthony_Buck)
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Your own saliva immediately becomes repulsive as soon as it leaves your mouth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/erfpkq/your_own_saliva_immediately_becomes_repulsive_as/ (Planningsiswinnings)
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saying according to a study makes anything more believable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/erfp0x/saying_according_to_a_study_makes_anything_more/ (andytheboi)
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As a kid you wanted to look older, as an adult you wanna look younger

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/erfo4o/as_a_kid_you_wanted_to_look_older_as_an_adult_you/ (cardboard_pencil)
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'Word of mouth' has evolved into 'word of thumb'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/erfnq0/word_of_mouth_has_evolved_into_word_of_thumb/ (ItsMrTree)
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We’re lucky to live on a planet with a clear gas for an atmosphere

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/erfmne/were_lucky_to_live_on_a_planet_with_a_clear_gas/ (S2Pac)
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You cannot say “not to mention ‘insert thing not to be mentioned’”, sincerely.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/erfm9d/you_cannot_say_not_to_mention_insert_thing_not_to/ (IPukeOnKittens)
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It’s crazy how we don’t really know or appreciate the value of a single moment until it becomes a memory.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/erfled/its_crazy_how_we_dont_really_know_or_appreciate/ (sundog925)
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At some point, the human body evolves to its maximum and then it instantly starts devolving without we notice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/erfl04/at_some_point_the_human_body_evolves_to_its/ (GenisOnPenis)
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A lot more people would buckle their seatbelt if the outside of the car beeped and lit up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/erfkzy/a_lot_more_people_would_buckle_their_seatbelt_if/ (megafire209)
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It's strange how we live in a country were we have a law that says we can say what ever we want to say without repercussions but currently if you say something's that someone doesn't agree with you can get in trouble.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/erfkt7/its_strange_how_we_live_in_a_country_were_we_have/ (Probably_A_Shit_Post)
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A bunch of white men marching thru the streets with guns on MLK day isn’t activism, it’s a klan rally

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/erfk61/a_bunch_of_white_men_marching_thru_the_streets/ ([deleted])
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Your dick has been longer in your mom, than your dad

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/erfk3n/your_dick_has_been_longer_in_your_mom_than_your/ (MarnickBeer01)
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Due to unlimited parallel universes and infinite possible outcomes somewhere, in some universe, the movie Star Wars is an accurate portrayal of non fiction

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/erfigl/due_to_unlimited_parallel_universes_and_infinite/ (chunkmastacards)
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If you start dating someone in January you're more likely to meet someone who tries to take care of themselves, since they are probably still holding on to their new year resolutions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/erfhvs/if_you_start_dating_someone_in_january_youre_more/ (FPL-Dog)
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Wisconsin looks like Tanzania but smaller

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/erfhu2/wisconsin_looks_like_tanzania_but_smaller/ (ipsum629)
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Boogers might have a smell that we’re too accustomed to it to notice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/erfhft/boogers_might_have_a_smell_that_were_too/ (Planningsiswinnings)
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You have probably been included in some total stranger's vacation photo album.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/erfev0/you_have_probably_been_included_in_some_total/ (killerjags)
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As men have side chicks, then women must have side cocks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/erfejt/as_men_have_side_chicks_then_women_must_have_side/ (GerrardsClaw)
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Amazon is Santa for adults

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/erfe65/amazon_is_santa_for_adults/ (mirrorappearance)
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You could just use Wikipedia's sources as yours, and it'll look much more credible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/erfcqk/you_could_just_use_wikipedias_sources_as_yours/ (0rJay)
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Shirts are crazy, you go in one hole and come out three

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/erfcal/shirts_are_crazy_you_go_in_one_hole_and_come_out/ (salteesquid)
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According to California, almost everything can cause cancer... except for e-cigarettes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/erfc8q/according_to_california_almost_everything_can/ (ilikepugs)
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If Freddy Mercury was being stalked, he'd probably be well within his right to say, "Don't, stalk, me, nowwwww..."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/erfc7a/if_freddy_mercury_was_being_stalked_hed_probably/ (dran72)
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We're all cosplaying Mystique

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/er0ndt/were_all_cosplaying_mystique/ (FBI_OPEN_THE_FUCK_UP)
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Dogs make it acceptable for adults to play like children.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/er0muf/dogs_make_it_acceptable_for_adults_to_play_like/ (Haseeng)
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In the future parents won’t limit their kids screen time, but virtual time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eqvl4u/in_the_future_parents_wont_limit_their_kids/ (Lum1nar)
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'You do you' is a good euphemism for masturbation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/equzeg/you_do_you_is_a_good_euphemism_for_masturbation/ (imzeesh)
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Only difference from TV and real life is the thin thin screen keeping all those Vikings at bay

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/equadb/only_difference_from_tv_and_real_life_is_the_thin/ (AWMK101)
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If you were secretly a robot nobody would know

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/equ7cy/if_you_were_secretly_a_robot_nobody_would_know/ (BrightSpider)
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It’s odd that 480, 720, and 1080p are all named after their Y axis while 4K is named after its X axis.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/equ1s4/its_odd_that_480_720_and_1080p_are_all_named/ (FallacyDog)
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There must be a lot of British people screwing pooches for there to be such a long standing euphemism about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eqt3qv/there_must_be_a_lot_of_british_people_screwing/ (Quija5000)
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People with a thousand dollars seem to be a lot poorer than millionaires. But millionaires don’t seem much poorer than billionaires

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eqt3kz/people_with_a_thousand_dollars_seem_to_be_a_lot/ (iCaohaiyo)
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You're just an NPC to billions of people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eqt38y/youre_just_an_npc_to_billions_of_people/ (Hypernatremia)
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The loudest people against walls and borders live in gated communities

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eqt2mp/the_loudest_people_against_walls_and_borders_live/ (horoshimu)
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A thousand dollars seems a lot less than a million dollars. But a billion dollars doesn’t seem much more than a million dollars

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eqt2hh/a_thousand_dollars_seems_a_lot_less_than_a/ (iCaohaiyo)
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The person doing your hair talks to you about anything you want, and is motivated by their prospective tip to make you feel better about yourself. Bargain counselling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eqt2bo/the_person_doing_your_hair_talks_to_you_about/ (minddoor)
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The entertainment industry have somehow conned us into just accepting credits, both opening and closing. Imagine the world if every product or service came with a full list of credits.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eqt1qd/the_entertainment_industry_have_somehow_conned_us/ ([deleted])
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The entertainment industry have somehow conned us into just accepting credits, both opening and closing. Imagine the world if every product or service came with a full list of credits.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eqt1px/the_entertainment_industry_have_somehow_conned_us/ (puzzledbynature)
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Having a baby care setting on the washer is good because even if you don’t have a baby it’s nice to have the option of washing something as though it’s had shit on it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eqt1l9/having_a_baby_care_setting_on_the_washer_is_good/ (YeetTheRich)
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Every time you unpeal a fruit your the first and usually last one to touch the inside

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eqmiv7/every_time_you_unpeal_a_fruit_your_the_first_and/ (LetsBoxHot)
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There is no greater thing in this world then having a terribly bad dream then waking up and realising it wasn’t real.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eqmekq/there_is_no_greater_thing_in_this_world_then/ (pvz-lover)
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Many mother's graves have been curse due to people swearing lies on then.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eqmej8/many_mothers_graves_have_been_curse_due_to_people/ (roks92)
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Ice is both the cause and the treatment when you slip and fall on your ass

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eqmdjw/ice_is_both_the_cause_and_the_treatment_when_you/ (moose_cahoots)
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Animals cannibalise their young when they are stressed, but humans do so when they are the opposite - aroused.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eqlzj6/animals_cannibalise_their_young_when_they_are/ (Mantiokas)
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If someone puts a kitten in the oven and eats it, they quite literally feel warm and fuzzy inside.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eqlzgx/if_someone_puts_a_kitten_in_the_oven_and_eats_it/ (sewerHand)
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There are seldom clearly right or wrong decisions. Most decisions are simply that, and each one comes with their own pros and cons.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eqlk3e/there_are_seldom_clearly_right_or_wrong_decisions/ (frenchiefanatique)
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Our concept of gravity is us resisting it. When we stop resisting (ie, fall for a while) we feel zero g, even though our body is still experiencing 1g and accelerating accordingly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eqljeb/our_concept_of_gravity_is_us_resisting_it_when_we/ (ldb477)
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Greediness and secrecy is the reason the world looks like this.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eqgcrg/greediness_and_secrecy_is_the_reason_the_world/ (El-Buncho)
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Virtual private networks make laws that are defined by geographical borders look stupid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eqb7ff/virtual_private_networks_make_laws_that_are/ (ThePatheticSaiyan)
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I have never seen what the foot of an ostrich looks like...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eq78vx/i_have_never_seen_what_the_foot_of_an_ostrich/ (Bluepenguin053)
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A piglet always look down because shes embarassed her mother is a pig

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eq77ho/a_piglet_always_look_down_because_shes_embarassed/ (lopezjessy)
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A companies worth to their employees can be determined by the quality of toilet paper they make you wipe your butt with.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eq77a6/a_companies_worth_to_their_employees_can_be/ (_B2W_)
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We can never really say the universe is infinite, because the argument could always be made that it does end and we are not capable of seeing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eq768l/we_can_never_really_say_the_universe_is_infinite/ (RazorSnails)
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Lego game characters before 2012 witnessed the creation of speech in the Lego universe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ep7ppk/lego_game_characters_before_2012_witnessed_the/ (K4KYOIN)
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There is no such thing as garbage - "garbage" is better termed "unpurposed resources."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eow4e5/there_is_no_such_thing_as_garbage_garbage_is/ (GesugaoIsMyReligion)
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People whose birthdays fall during income tax season must get some great gifts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eot5sg/people_whose_birthdays_fall_during_income_tax/ (CellSaga21)
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You cannot stand backwards on the stairs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eot5q6/you_cannot_stand_backwards_on_the_stairs/ (Nyster735)
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You could have went to school with a very obscure celebrity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eot5a7/you_could_have_went_to_school_with_a_very_obscure/ (spinelinthegarden)
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People not fluent in a language are expected to follow the rules, but people fluent in a language are expected to break them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eos8bd/people_not_fluent_in_a_language_are_expected_to/ (hugePPmaster69420)
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When the discussion board servers are down, there is no place to discuss the discussion board servers that are down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eoooxw/when_the_discussion_board_servers_are_down_there/ (Sunhammer01)
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If we all have moods then don’t we all have multiple personalities

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eoonbw/if_we_all_have_moods_then_dont_we_all_have/ (Hyaura)
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Choosing battles is considered good advice, but picking fights is considered bad advice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eoon84/choosing_battles_is_considered_good_advice_but/ (HalfOfAKebab)
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Whenever you hear fire engine hurrying to the rescue and wonder what happened you can follow that vehicle to destination

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eoon7x/whenever_you_hear_fire_engine_hurrying_to_the/ (yavl)
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The sky is part of the rainbow formed by oxygen and nitrogen. In the evening and the morning, you can see the other colors of its spectrum.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eoon4v/the_sky_is_part_of_the_rainbow_formed_by_oxygen/ (LoneKampfer)
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Seasonal Affective Disorder is Human Pathetic Fallacy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eoomm5/seasonal_affective_disorder_is_human_pathetic/ (Moctopus115)
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Mabye fish discuss whether the water is wet or dry in the same way that we humans discuss whether the earth is round or flat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eoomkh/mabye_fish_discuss_whether_the_water_is_wet_or/ ([deleted])
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Maroon is a lie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eoomip/maroon_is_a_lie/ (Apoll0_11)
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Constantly changing your password probably increases your risk as you pick simpler and simpler passwords to try to remember.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eoolnc/constantly_changing_your_password_probably/ (Team-CCP)
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Carlos was ghosn with the winds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eooliv/carlos_was_ghosn_with_the_winds/ (KillerOfWhales)
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If a starfish was given a million years to evolve, it would likely end up looking like an octopus

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eool2v/if_a_starfish_was_given_a_million_years_to_evolve/ (Cain777c)
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It shouldn't be taken for granted that spiders and centipedes don't have a strong inclination to live in our shoes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eook0g/it_shouldnt_be_taken_for_granted_that_spiders_and/ (faux_noodles)
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Egoism moves the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eoojzw/egoism_moves_the_world/ (Mbound)
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If we spent the amount of time we spend procrastinating doing something productive, we'd probably be a lot more successful

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eoojaa/if_we_spent_the_amount_of_time_we_spend/ (Jonnyjc)
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No one knows who invented lemonade

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eooiac/no_one_knows_who_invented_lemonade/ (maniebra)
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"An Apple a year makes your money disappear"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eoihhh/an_apple_a_year_makes_your_money_disappear/ (Tutankhhamun)
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Beating your meat is equivalent to forcing a slave to entertain you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eobl65/beating_your_meat_is_equivalent_to_forcing_a/ (iTechsTR)
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The pilots who dropped the bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki have the highest k/d in history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eobfbi/the_pilots_who_dropped_the_bombs_on_hiroshima_and/ (Bobby_Mcduccface)
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The guy who discovered milk probably had a harder time convincing people to drink the white liquid comming from a fat horse’s quad-weiner then to actually discover that you could drink it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eobf7b/the_guy_who_discovered_milk_probably_had_a_harder/ (Shark-The-Almighty)
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Every year is the start of a new decade

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eobeoc/every_year_is_the_start_of_a_new_decade/ (tee_wportal)
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If you spontaneously lost a huge chunk of your memory you would not even notice it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eobenw/if_you_spontaneously_lost_a_huge_chunk_of_your/ (Davvi_)
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It is very unlikely that "mom" was the first word spoken in human history, yet it is the first spoken word for majority of people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eoba9j/it_is_very_unlikely_that_mom_was_the_first_word/ (janiiiiiiiiiiiiiii)
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Some of the celebrities that say they for bullied were probably just cunts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eob9y9/some_of_the_celebrities_that_say_they_for_bullied/ (johnybigbai)
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99.9% of animals live their lives without ever burning their tongue.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eob9w5/999_of_animals_live_their_lives_without_ever/ (royalthingy)
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There's no such thing as present time, only past and future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eob5w3/theres_no_such_thing_as_present_time_only_past/ (bermobaron)
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Someone is probably wearing the exact same thing as you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eob532/someone_is_probably_wearing_the_exact_same_thing/ (FrenchFriesAreGerman)
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When somebody born people celebrates, when somebody die people mourns but in the end aren't we going eternity and being alive keeping us from infinite and whole

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eob4pr/when_somebody_born_people_celebrates_when/ (RedCurse34)
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If you personify a Roomba, growing up in a mansion is actually far worse than living in a small studio apartment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eob4l5/if_you_personify_a_roomba_growing_up_in_a_mansion/ (benharmer)
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Is a pregnant woman swimming just a human submarine?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eob49d/is_a_pregnant_woman_swimming_just_a_human/ (Stenochi679)
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We can mate with 50% of our species and yet most of us have a hard time keeping even a simple relationship

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eob41f/we_can_mate_with_50_of_our_species_and_yet_most/ (HellcatGamer123)
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There are more nipples in the world than people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eob409/there_are_more_nipples_in_the_world_than_people/ (MrCora)
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The liquid in your stomach evaporates

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eob3oi/the_liquid_in_your_stomach_evaporates/ (Boomer-has-small-pp)
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If it were possible to stay alive with a body temperature below 32°F, you would probably have a constant brain freeze.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eob3jc/if_it_were_possible_to_stay_alive_with_a_body/ (Stereotypical-tag)
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Sad songs can be frustrating to people with depression because it points out most people have explainable reason to feel sadness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eo8pul/sad_songs_can_be_frustrating_to_people_with/ (Csriot)
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We associate horns with monsters and demons, even though no predator has them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eo8p9c/we_associate_horns_with_monsters_and_demons_even/ (Odin343)
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Boomers get younger every day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eo8oqn/boomers_get_younger_every_day/ (BurgaGalti)
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Any of us could die today and we just don’t know it yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eo8msw/any_of_us_could_die_today_and_we_just_dont_know/ (DakuYoruHanta)
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If both alternate realities and the after-life existed then when you die, you could potentially meet another version of yourself in heaven

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eo8msi/if_both_alternate_realities_and_the_afterlife/ (-CrestiaBell)
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Car alarms go off randomly so often that people just ignore them, making them useless.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eo8m91/car_alarms_go_off_randomly_so_often_that_people/ (alex6219)
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Girls grow nails to look good, guys cut nails to look good

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eo699b/girls_grow_nails_to_look_good_guys_cut_nails_to/ (SWON20)
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There will be people who will not live to see the year 2222 by passing away 1 second before New Year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eo5phg/there_will_be_people_who_will_not_live_to_see_the/ (JustARandomBear69)
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There is one thing in common between Science and Horror. Many horror stories are based on discovery of serious cracks in our model of reality, but it's also exactly how great scientific discoveries are made.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eo28pn/there_is_one_thing_in_common_between_science_and/ (roboq6)
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As a celebrity, it’s easier to remember birthdays, because if you ever forgot your friend’s birthday, you could probably just google it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eo289i/as_a_celebrity_its_easier_to_remember_birthdays/ ([deleted])
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Remember the panic some had when year 2000 came? This is maybe the right year for that.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eo22w8/remember_the_panic_some_had_when_year_2000_came/ (lebithecat)
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The antonym of antonym is synonym. But there’s no synonym for synonym.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/enmnt2/the_antonym_of_antonym_is_synonym_but_theres_no/ (presidentkangaroo)
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The reason why you can post math themed thoughts that are unique is propably because most of us is to lazy to actually check our math themed theories.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/enmhmw/the_reason_why_you_can_post_math_themed_thoughts/ (iCANhasGALAXY)
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Because of clouds, we're all underwater.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/enmcvj/because_of_clouds_were_all_underwater/ (fir3bl4z34567710)
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You need to shut down a computer to shut it up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/enm9yv/you_need_to_shut_down_a_computer_to_shut_it_up/ (Omninorinmo)
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In order to completely lose focus, your mind must not be reminded what focusing feels like

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/enm9ml/in_order_to_completely_lose_focus_your_mind_must/ (JJHawkes)
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The only difference between rat medication and human medication is the dose

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/enm9gi/the_only_difference_between_rat_medication_and/ (Clemen11)
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A sideways x is still an x

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/enlg3m/a_sideways_x_is_still_an_x/ (MAHDICKSMALL)
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Maybe toothpaste is only a supposed to be used on one tooth and you’re supposed to buy a tube for each tooth and that’s why it ain’t called teeth paste.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/enkjxx/maybe_toothpaste_is_only_a_supposed_to_be_used_on/ (Garlicc-Bread)
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You can smell a smell, watch a watch and taste a taste but can't hear a hear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/en5pzh/you_can_smell_a_smell_watch_a_watch_and_taste_a/ (256Moin256)
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In only the last 0.1% years of the Homo Sapiens existence, we have progressed from building the firsf fire to computers and exploring nearby planets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/en5kfx/in_only_the_last_01_years_of_the_homo_sapiens/ (yantheboxer)
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Coffee and Alcohol are complete opposites. Coffee is a stimulant, alcohol is a depressant. If you drink coffee in the morning then nobody cares. If you drink it at night then you might get weird looks. If you drink alcohol at night nobody cares. It's the opposite for the morning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/en56i0/coffee_and_alcohol_are_complete_opposites_coffee/ (Fusrohdah73)
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Sleeping on your side makes it harder for someone to smother you in your sleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/en4kk7/sleeping_on_your_side_makes_it_harder_for_someone/ (elfsquid)
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Only in a sauna is it perfectly acceptable for half naked, sweaty strangers to sit next to each other in complete silence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/en2rp5/only_in_a_sauna_is_it_perfectly_acceptable_for/ (tr1pppp)
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The internet is an amazing tool but an even worse distraction

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/emubtc/the_internet_is_an_amazing_tool_but_an_even_worse/ (Uniqueusername360)
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We are somebody's future version of Neanderthals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/emuapt/we_are_somebodys_future_version_of_neanderthals/ (Da_coin_collector)
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Our inside voices change when reading texts from friends and parents.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/emtmol/our_inside_voices_change_when_reading_texts_from/ (smartdude101)
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Sleeping is just a life speedrunning technique

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/emho1g/sleeping_is_just_a_life_speedrunning_technique/ (Jacetheboss1)
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'Short' is shorter than 'shorter' which is shorter than 'shortest'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/emhnsc/short_is_shorter_than_shorter_which_is_shorter/ (You_cant_be_Sirius)
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The less time there remains in one’s life, the less one wishes to waste it. Which is why it’s odd that people (on the whole) like to tidy up more, the older they get.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/emhmpe/the_less_time_there_remains_in_ones_life_the_less/ (imraanio)
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Someone with the force could finger someone with the force and they would have no idea who did it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/emhmmr/someone_with_the_force_could_finger_someone_with/ (TheAppleMk12)
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If neckbeardism is cancer, the red pill is essential oils.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/emhlvn/if_neckbeardism_is_cancer_the_red_pill_is/ (Saveurselfgurl)
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Colorblind people don’t know if the soda that’s coming out of the dispenser has any flavoring in it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/emhlug/colorblind_people_dont_know_if_the_soda_thats/ (Normal_Potato1234)
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Those tiny clown cars seem like an easy way to fit lots of people into a single space, but if people tried to make a building like that, somebody would shut it down before it could enter the blueprint phase.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/emhlp1/those_tiny_clown_cars_seem_like_an_easy_way_to/ (Waffelol)
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You've never shaken hands with the monster under your bed, yet he has been living with you since you were born.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/em1ci2/youve_never_shaken_hands_with_the_monster_under/ (SoepjesKoekjes)
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You can control the amount of volume your conscious mind is physically occupying in 3d space-time by diet and exercise

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/em0rct/you_can_control_the_amount_of_volume_your/ (coldestcap)
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People often cover laptop cameras, but surprisingly rarely do the same with their smartphones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/em0r2c/people_often_cover_laptop_cameras_but/ (Walcerz)
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‘Social’ media rarely is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/em0qz5/social_media_rarely_is/ (psychodelephant)
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mass energy is produced from doing yoga at 6am

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/elyow2/mass_energy_is_produced_from_doing_yoga_at_6am/ (Daggerdinger)
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Porn is the only job where NOT getting a boner is awkward

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/elft4i/porn_is_the_only_job_where_not_getting_a_boner_is/ (NealRigger2000)
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We run out of the basement when we turn the lights off because of the natural instinct to run back to our tribes after dark so we don't get caught by a predator.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/elehuc/we_run_out_of_the_basement_when_we_turn_the/ (papi-dinkleberg)
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You are 50% mommy juice and 50% daddy juice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/elbsxd/you_are_50_mommy_juice_and_50_daddy_juice/ (tatan5297)
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If you wanna say happy birthday to a close friend or family member at 12 AM but you forget to, set your alarm at 4:20 AM, send them the birthday message then say it was intentional.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/el668m/if_you_wanna_say_happy_birthday_to_a_close_friend/ (Ticto123)
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No guy is a vergen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/el4pzl/no_guy_is_a_vergen/ (immediatelydone)
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Family trees are the only trees that grow from semen but not water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/el0sur/family_trees_are_the_only_trees_that_grow_from/ (Electroman2012)
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Lucid dreaming allows you to switch your life to sandbox mode every night

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/el0slm/lucid_dreaming_allows_you_to_switch_your_life_to/ (Dragonquack)
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The reason it seems time goes faster as we get older is because as kids we never paid attention to the time & had no deadlines or responsibilities that required the tracking of time

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekzhrz/the_reason_it_seems_time_goes_faster_as_we_get/ (zackOsaur)
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Killing somebody and making tweets about it is something thugs do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekywv5/killing_somebody_and_making_tweets_about_it_is/ (JuggST4R)
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Making money cost money, so it makes you think how they made money, without money.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekmio4/making_money_cost_money_so_it_makes_you_think_how/ (Adog-75)
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Spoken languages travel at the speed of sound. Sign language travels at the speed of light, so sign language is the fastest form of communication.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekfuvk/spoken_languages_travel_at_the_speed_of_sound/ (YeeTee55T4R)
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Good cinematographers must have really cool looking dreams.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekey2b/good_cinematographers_must_have_really_cool/ (kauersaut)
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Thought of the day:

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekexzy/thought_of_the_day/ (chelsea_riwash)
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Thanks to quantum mechanics, there is a non-zero probability that you can accomplish literally anything that doesn’t violate the laws of physics just by masturbating. The sooner people realize this, the sooner all conflicts will dissolve.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekewrl/thanks_to_quantum_mechanics_there_is_a_nonzero/ (Celestial_Inferno)
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It must have been significantly harder to feed a toddler before the invention of the aeroplane.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekewqb/it_must_have_been_significantly_harder_to_feed_a/ (Prey_Void_Ire)
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The average number of legs is less than 2

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekeuv4/the_average_number_of_legs_is_less_than_2/ (DED_PETROVICH)
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Billionaires hoarding money and destroying the earth in the process seem irrational.. until you watch any Armageddon movie and realize they are preparing to abandon the planet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekeuk8/billionaires_hoarding_money_and_destroying_the/ (TsurriMe)
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It is a strange sensation to be using your phone for hours without knowing what time it is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekeu76/it_is_a_strange_sensation_to_be_using_your_phone/ (Spajtastic)
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We never had so many educated idiots exist together at same time on this planet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eket6h/we_never_had_so_many_educated_idiots_exist/ (menomiac_galaxy)
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You live in a town with only 2 barbers, go to the one with the worse haircut of the two.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekesn1/you_live_in_a_town_with_only_2_barbers_go_to_the/ (Gary_October)
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What happens if a mom says sweet dreams to there diabetic kid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekerdn/what_happens_if_a_mom_says_sweet_dreams_to_there/ (JesusLick-IMeanLover)
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Those people who create buildings and equipment in the wild out of nothing during our time are going to give distant archaeologists are hard time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekeqi4/those_people_who_create_buildings_and_equipment/ (smartdude101)
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The oldest person will hold that record until they die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekep4m/the_oldest_person_will_hold_that_record_until/ (bladerdude)
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Obi-Wan and Anakin are the only people in the prequels who look like they age at all

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekeoa9/obiwan_and_anakin_are_the_only_people_in_the/ (HelpfulApple22)
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Cats do it doggy style

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekenrd/cats_do_it_doggy_style/ (LividSir)
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I feel that everyone has forgotten that the amazon is still burning at a rapid rate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekeno2/i_feel_that_everyone_has_forgotten_that_the/ (Mahad-The-Dank-Memer)
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A wild animal that lets you hold or handle it has probably just resigned itself to death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekemv1/a_wild_animal_that_lets_you_hold_or_handle_it_has/ (nickkom)
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You really “break the seal” when you have your morning pee since you pee throughout the day, before you start drinking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekemsx/you_really_break_the_seal_when_you_have_your/ (ArcticGlaciers)
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A man with more than one kid by the same woman is technically a mother f**ker.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekemni/a_man_with_more_than_one_kid_by_the_same_woman_is/ (TheGrumpyBilby)
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Every bot in any game has aimbot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekemlz/every_bot_in_any_game_has_aimbot/ (zain_bilal2005)
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We would know something is seriously going down with another country (war etc) when the internet access allowing for both nations' citizens to communicate goes down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekelab/we_would_know_something_is_seriously_going_down/ (ItIsNotReallyMeAtAll)
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Mostly everyone has a 0/0 KD ratio

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekel8c/mostly_everyone_has_a_00_kd_ratio/ (cdunk666)
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We could all have superpowers, it’s just we don’t know how to use them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekekzk/we_could_all_have_superpowers_its_just_we_dont/ ([deleted])
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AdBlock needs to make smart glasses which can automatically detect all outdoor advertising on signs, billboard, busses etc., and replace the advertising image with the red stop-sign AdBlock logo.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekeks6/adblock_needs_to_make_smart_glasses_which_can/ (akarim5847)
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"What" makes you sound far more surprised than "what?"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekekh4/what_makes_you_sound_far_more_surprised_than_what/ (deathshotCS)
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Calling a tight space claustrophobic is saying it is afraid of itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekejpw/calling_a_tight_space_claustrophobic_is_saying_it/ (gandalf1420)
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I fear Who and what has replaced the vacuum left by Cambridge analytica

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekejhz/i_fear_who_and_what_has_replaced_the_vacuum_left/ (FireTrickle)
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It is unbelievably fortunate that views imperialism, conquest, and civilian casualties have mellowed out before modern weaponry and technology came about.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekej96/it_is_unbelievably_fortunate_that_views/ (ValyrianJedi)
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When you take your first breath of your morning, many others take their last.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekeiw1/when_you_take_your_first_breath_of_your_morning/ (Awful0_0Waffle)
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It’s likely that we will cause our own extinction before we ever discover extra terrestrial life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekeiow/its_likely_that_we_will_cause_our_own_extinction/ (HyperFoxx)
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The fact that you’re a little slow, but you recognize it, makes you pretty smart

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekeho9/the_fact_that_youre_a_little_slow_but_you/ (Dashover)
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bass pro shop is sanctuary.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekehij/bass_pro_shop_is_sanctuary/ (Daggerdinger)
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Buying crap you don’t need

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekehhs/buying_crap_you_dont_need/ (Tmclaughlin8407)
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Parsec and light-year, both, sound like measures of time but are instead measures of distance

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekehb6/parsec_and_lightyear_both_sound_like_measures_of/ (mitochondriarocks)
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planting a tree in cements creates cemented log

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekef4u/planting_a_tree_in_cements_creates_cemented_log/ (Daggerdinger)
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jeep wrangler wishes it could use plastic tires

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekeeom/jeep_wrangler_wishes_it_could_use_plastic_tires/ (Daggerdinger)
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In movies and TV shows characters who have an emergency involving criminal activity usually dial 911 and say, "Hello? Police?" But never when someone is hurt do they dial 911 and say, "Hello? Paramedics?"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekeend/in_movies_and_tv_shows_characters_who_have_an/ (thebipolarexpre55)
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Anyone remember that part in 2016 when clowns would chase and knife people in the streets and noone did anything about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekeen0/anyone_remember_that_part_in_2016_when_clowns/ (SwiftKey2000)
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WinRAR has been rejected the most number of times, but it still keeps trying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekee0g/winrar_has_been_rejected_the_most_number_of_times/ (Deadrat07)
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Parsec and lightyears, both, sound likes measures of time but are instead used for distances

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekedrl/parsec_and_lightyears_both_sound_likes_measures/ ([deleted])
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Whatever you do , you can never see 100% of your body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekedkq/whatever_you_do_you_can_never_see_100_of_your_body/ (Cody_Entrus)
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The losers of WW3 will be the ones who have Germany on their side

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekedht/the_losers_of_ww3_will_be_the_ones_who_have/ (ShakeItLikeIDo)
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When you step on someone's foot, they open their mouth - just like a garbage bin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eked6t/when_you_step_on_someones_foot_they_open_their/ (--SMHK--)
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Most of the time the only thing we like being under construction is ourselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eked1l/most_of_the_time_the_only_thing_we_like_being/ (TheDJCam)
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"Not stupid" and "smart" have two very different meanings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekecy7/not_stupid_and_smart_have_two_very_different/ (GabryTech)
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Artificial Intelligence is advancing so much that one day you will have to get consent from your computer to insert a USB

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekeckt/artificial_intelligence_is_advancing_so_much_that/ (Literally_The_Best)
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Time spent on the toilet is inversely proportional to distance from your phone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekec04/time_spent_on_the_toilet_is_inversely/ (fart-fignewton)
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It smells like scrambled eggs, looks like scrambled eggs, but its sulfur possibly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekebxq/it_smells_like_scrambled_eggs_looks_like/ (Mr_CockSwing)
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Most people remember the people who invented water paddles and gum, but they don't remember the people who invented tape and pencils.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekebun/most_people_remember_the_people_who_invented/ ([deleted])
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There may be an egoist celebrity who made a fan account about him/her and admiring himself/herself to death on that account.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekebji/there_may_be_an_egoist_celebrity_who_made_a_fan/ (Soaphography)
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The longest pronounceable number consists only of 7s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekebip/the_longest_pronounceable_number_consists_only_of/ ([deleted])
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Mirrors look gray even though you know they’re the color of the surroundings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekeayx/mirrors_look_gray_even_though_you_know_theyre_the/ (russev)
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I don’t know the difference between normal bacon and applewood bacon, but applewood bacon sounds 10x more delicious

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekeaef/i_dont_know_the_difference_between_normal_bacon/ (infographics-bish)
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Nobody has ever been inside an empty room

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekeaak/nobody_has_ever_been_inside_an_empty_room/ (Cilliano8898)
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Sea men and semen both have to be strong swimmers to survive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekea88/sea_men_and_semen_both_have_to_be_strong_swimmers/ (JiniMartini)
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Cats do it doggystyle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eke9mg/cats_do_it_doggystyle/ (Doric_entrepeneur)
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Whenever you sing/whistle/hum a song there is probably someone somewhere performing the same song with you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eke9dz/whenever_you_singwhistlehum_a_song_there_is/ (UndeadSpartacus)
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Most negative statements followed by LOL or haha are actual truths and need to be taken seriously.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eke923/most_negative_statements_followed_by_lol_or_haha/ (imkalai)
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Oxygen probably has a taste and smell our brains just learned to ignore it early on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eke8uo/oxygen_probably_has_a_taste_and_smell_our_brains/ (Mr_CockSwing)
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Grocery Stores fought the ban on plastic bags because they realized they could wait a bit and then start charging us for bags.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eke8td/grocery_stores_fought_the_ban_on_plastic_bags/ (QuitYourBullshit-)
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For how useless a skill it must have been during evolution, we humans are really good at aiming our spit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eke7rj/for_how_useless_a_skill_it_must_have_been_during/ (Pompmaker1)
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When humans become an interplanetary species, world records will become nearly obsolete

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eke78z/when_humans_become_an_interplanetary_species/ (CaseyJones7)
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Legos are associated with fun and creativity. If building plans were drawn up and shipped out into many small LEGO kits, people would pay for the building costs and labor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eke71t/legos_are_associated_with_fun_and_creativity_if/ (Fooorever)
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When you say Nebraska you use the Nebraskan accent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eke68k/when_you_say_nebraska_you_use_the_nebraskan_accent/ (Sipesville21)
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When you put your left shoe on the wrong foot. It’s on the right foot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eke659/when_you_put_your_left_shoe_on_the_wrong_foot_its/ (Sluggers100803)
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The longest number consists only of 7s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eke5mw/the_longest_number_consists_only_of_7s/ ([deleted])
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Commute is the real life loading screen between areas

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eke4u3/commute_is_the_real_life_loading_screen_between/ (im_you_in_2_years)
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The 20 million trees team trees planted towards the end of 2019 is now no change for the environment. The current Australian bushfires are destroying more than that. Because of us we are back to square 1.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eke41p/the_20_million_trees_team_trees_planted_towards/ (NTD2973)
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In Star Wars, Force-users could sense themselves if their powers were strong enough. So it's any wonder why a Jedi like Yoda couldn't sense Palpatine's Dark-side.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eke3u1/in_star_wars_forceusers_could_sense_themselves_if/ (flyingdonkeydong69)
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There is a minimum chance of you having met the person who made your username "already taken".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eke3i7/there_is_a_minimum_chance_of_you_having_met_the/ (Nierou)
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On a cloudy day if you were to jump high enough you would see the clouds bellow tou and the blue sky above, on a clear day if you did the same you would see the stars above and the sky bellow you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eke3i3/on_a_cloudy_day_if_you_were_to_jump_high_enough/ (mascaro400)
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Since you scoop ice from the top. The ice on the bottom layer of those industrial ice making machines has been the same since the machine was in operation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eke392/since_you_scoop_ice_from_the_top_the_ice_on_the/ (Kaiyakoroshi)
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Greenland is white on a map, while Iceland is usually green on a map.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eke354/greenland_is_white_on_a_map_while_iceland_is/ (MrChrisTheDemon)
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At some point in the future, there is a non zero chance that every thought is unoriginal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eke32q/at_some_point_in_the_future_there_is_a_non_zero/ (TackyTacoTuesday)
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since cats have nightvision they probably think its day all the time

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eke2zv/since_cats_have_nightvision_they_probably_think/ (christoffer2403)
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A good estimate for the number of humans in the world is roughly the number of human nipples in the world divided by two

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eke2rw/a_good_estimate_for_the_number_of_humans_in_the/ (PM_ME_CUTE_FRIENDS)
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There is probably someone that bought a iphone right before the news, a new iphone was coming out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eke2a5/there_is_probably_someone_that_bought_a_iphone/ (WeeklyReflections)
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Since New Year’s, I’ve had the feeling our server was updated.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eke23t/since_new_years_ive_had_the_feeling_our_server/ (Darth_Drafter)
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People who want to watch the world burn had a phantastic 2019

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eke1nx/people_who_want_to_watch_the_world_burn_had_a/ (rhubarboretum)
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Cats living indoors in a neighborhood wouldn't speak the same language as cats in other houses since they would have not developed their language together.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eke1jj/cats_living_indoors_in_a_neighborhood_wouldnt/ (jiveabillion)
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The moisture stored in our body can save us while in hot conditions, but damn us in cold conditions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdzm0/the_moisture_stored_in_our_body_can_save_us_while/ (Lightning-G)
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Mustard is white boy’s wasabi.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdzdd/mustard_is_white_boys_wasabi/ (poopcurls)
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You can often tell the quality of a restaurant from the quality and freshness of bread provided beforehand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdz9h/you_can_often_tell_the_quality_of_a_restaurant/ (redstoneguy101)
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They say,"When you hear hoofbeats, look for horses, not zebras." What they *don't* say is, "Unless you're in Africa."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdz32/they_saywhen_you_hear_hoofbeats_look_for_horses/ (Carythe1)
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The more often you drink from a bottle, the more liquid you drink.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdyuq/the_more_often_you_drink_from_a_bottle_the_more/ (Fitzel15)
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Thousands of species use doggy style

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdyno/thousands_of_species_use_doggy_style/ (putthisin)
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No one seems to care about the fact that we've been using chemical warfare against ants

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdyg1/no_one_seems_to_care_about_the_fact_that_weve/ (cractor28)
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Drinking and driving is socially acceptable and encouraged at the golf course

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdy6p/drinking_and_driving_is_socially_acceptable_and/ (kuririchan)
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At one point, you were the youngest person in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdxnf/at_one_point_you_were_the_youngest_person_in_the/ (FrenchPiano37)
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A bag of potato chips probably contains hundreds of different potatoes, with several being from different farms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdxe0/a_bag_of_potato_chips_probably_contains_hundreds/ (Noom-_)
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In the future, people might take vacations to earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdx06/in_the_future_people_might_take_vacations_to_earth/ (Lord-Of-The-Gays-69)
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Teens today are not dumber than the older generation. Unfortunately they just have the technology to record all of the stupid things they do in adolescence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdwsp/teens_today_are_not_dumber_than_the_older/ (ar1630)
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Your index finger and thumb have probably never been exactly one atom apart from each other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdwr6/your_index_finger_and_thumb_have_probably_never/ (OneCoochie)
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The TSA will have a lot of job openings this year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdwl3/the_tsa_will_have_a_lot_of_job_openings_this_year/ (twintowersrubble)
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Let’s all be happy we piss in large amounts and not small amounts throughout the entire day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdvui/lets_all_be_happy_we_piss_in_large_amounts_and/ (DakuYoruHanta)
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Every year, we unknowingly pass our death day until one year we don't.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdv8u/every_year_we_unknowingly_pass_our_death_day/ (xander_chiavacci_19)
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Ghosts are always depicted as wearing old timey clothes, but they could just as well be a guy wearing JNCOs and a Limp Bizkit t-shirt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekduqd/ghosts_are_always_depicted_as_wearing_old_timey/ ([deleted])
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At the most southern part of Antartica, every direction around you is North

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekduma/at_the_most_southern_part_of_antartica_every/ (Peetronise)
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We live in a world where sending nudes is the only way to get certain individuals to help those truly in need. And even then they do it for themselves. Not the people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdujc/we_live_in_a_world_where_sending_nudes_is_the/ (sapper89z)
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We already have grapes as a fruit. Yet we also have grapefruits.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdu7q/we_already_have_grapes_as_a_fruit_yet_we_also/ (sccros)
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It's more fun to drive a slow car fast than a fast car slow

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdtsd/its_more_fun_to_drive_a_slow_car_fast_than_a_fast/ ([deleted])
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The word bed looks like a bed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdtpy/the_word_bed_looks_like_a_bed/ ([deleted])
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Tom from Tom and Jerry played Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2 with 8 fingers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdtbl/tom_from_tom_and_jerry_played_hungarian_rhapsody/ (DatFacePriceless)
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Death is feared for being mostly unscheduled, like rain or blackouts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdtb9/death_is_feared_for_being_mostly_unscheduled_like/ (blackhole_pussy)
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People always assume ghosts are really old spirits, but they could just as well be modern day spirits.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdt3a/people_always_assume_ghosts_are_really_old/ ([deleted])
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There's probably one deadliest PC gamer ever, that happens to statistically have people dying for some random reason while playing it coincidentally

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdss4/theres_probably_one_deadliest_pc_gamer_ever_that/ (DoctorTempus)
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A conception is an inception

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdsrz/a_conception_is_an_inception/ (putthisin)
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Dogs were not the first creatures to do it doggy style.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdsnb/dogs_were_not_the_first_creatures_to_do_it_doggy/ (Kingmeirl)
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When you see someone drop something on the ground that they didn’t notice, the preferred gender pronoun is a loud “YOOOOOOOOOO!”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdrfi/when_you_see_someone_drop_something_on_the_ground/ (AbeFromanLovesYou)
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Almost everyone starts and ends every year and every decade yelling at colored sky explosions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdre2/almost_everyone_starts_and_ends_every_year_and/ (SuspiciousFlags)
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No 2 ants are exactly alike.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdr5u/no_2_ants_are_exactly_alike/ (joevilla1369)
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A LOT of you have made more ShowerThoughts post than taken actual showers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdqgn/a_lot_of_you_have_made_more_showerthoughts_post/ (blane490)
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Rasberries are the luigi of berries.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdqbl/rasberries_are_the_luigi_of_berries/ (Soviet_ad)
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Game developers and puzzle designers are always the firsts at getting world records solving those puzzles or completing videogames.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdpz0/game_developers_and_puzzle_designers_are_always/ (fernixd16)
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Skyscrapers are the stalagmites of modernity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdpld/skyscrapers_are_the_stalagmites_of_modernity/ (frakman1)
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Just a reminder: Adobe Flash Player will no longer be supported and poor kids nowadays will no longer be able to play games on their browsers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdobv/just_a_reminder_adobe_flash_player_will_no_longer/ (GloriousLegend)
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Our bodies produce only offensive odors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdnwi/our_bodies_produce_only_offensive_odors/ (ChinaInnovation)
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Fines are a tax for doing bad; taxes are fines for doing good...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdnrv/fines_are_a_tax_for_doing_bad_taxes_are_fines_for/ ([deleted])
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Before video games people probably only said "I died" when talking about a dream they had.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdnlv/before_video_games_people_probably_only_said_i/ (apricotpajamas)
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The human is the only animal that can block his nose willingly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdnkh/the_human_is_the_only_animal_that_can_block_his/ (Zdravko73)
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There was probably one moment in your life where you almost died without knowing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdm0l/there_was_probably_one_moment_in_your_life_where/ (CuriousMan00)
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Your shadow will never feel the light because you are in the way

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdls6/your_shadow_will_never_feel_the_light_because_you/ (HomereQ99)
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A week needs two days to end.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdkxq/a_week_needs_two_days_to_end/ (ThatGuyWithAnIssue)
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Sandy Cheeks from Spongebob had to somehow swim to the bottom of the ocean, get all the water out of her dome while she was under the sea, would have to cycle the air in the dome before all the oxygen turns to carbon dioxide, and she would have to somehow survive under the high pressure down there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdker/sandy_cheeks_from_spongebob_had_to_somehow_swim/ (yesthisiskyle)
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A compliment on weight loss loses its lustre on grandparents and seems like a risky subject overall.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdjip/a_compliment_on_weight_loss_loses_its_lustre_on/ (loyaltystar)
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Food doesn't just go bad, something just eats it before you do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdjc5/food_doesnt_just_go_bad_something_just_eats_it/ ([deleted])
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The idea of kicking a pregnant woman is horrific.. unless you’re the baby, and then everyone gets excited instead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdi7p/the_idea_of_kicking_a_pregnant_woman_is_horrific/ (Clongjax)
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We never close our eyes we just take really long blinks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdhp7/we_never_close_our_eyes_we_just_take_really_long/ (_mr_tobias_)
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The only difference between a choking fetish and necrophilia is 15 seconds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdhod/the_only_difference_between_a_choking_fetish_and/ (ReformedSink)
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People with Lactose Intolerance live in the Milky Way galaxy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdftn/people_with_lactose_intolerance_live_in_the_milky/ (sttoned)
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The only thing that hurts more than being a loser is your mom thinking you are one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdfdg/the_only_thing_that_hurts_more_than_being_a_loser/ (WaxDrinker)
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You’ve never remembered a dream unless you woke up before it was over.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekderl/youve_never_remembered_a_dream_unless_you_woke_up/ (arbrstff)
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Wonder if people have showered with dogs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdecb/wonder_if_people_have_showered_with_dogs/ (bodymeat_112)
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Fishing is mindfulness for dummies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekde59/fishing_is_mindfulness_for_dummies/ (pm_interesting_fact)
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Maybe all sports are scripted, but pro wrestling is the only sport public about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekde05/maybe_all_sports_are_scripted_but_pro_wrestling/ ([deleted])
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It's easy to forget that the random person you're arguing with online could just be a 12 year old.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdddr/its_easy_to_forget_that_the_random_person_youre/ ([deleted])
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10+ years ago, online daters were often considered weird. The popularity of dating apps proves they were just ahead of their time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdcuc/10_years_ago_online_daters_were_often_considered/ (ryanooooo)
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In Star Wars A New Hope, Obi Wan says that nobody is more precise than the Stormtroopers, later on we see that they're not, it's possible that Obi Wan thinks the Stormtroopers are still Clones and haven't been replaced

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdcib/in_star_wars_a_new_hope_obi_wan_says_that_nobody/ (ReeceReddit1234)
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Growing up is when you start saying no to when your parents say, "Do you want to go McDonald's?" because you know there is food at home.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdc1v/growing_up_is_when_you_start_saying_no_to_when/ (smartdude101)
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Your ex blocks you right after the breakup but still couldn't figure out how to block their Ex during your relationship

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdbsh/your_ex_blocks_you_right_after_the_breakup_but/ ([deleted])
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On all Social Media, we frown upon people boasting about themselves, but laugh with people who put themselves down. Can’t be good for depression...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdbi3/on_all_social_media_we_frown_upon_people_boasting/ (ExperiencedGarbage)
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Bust your balls at work, get promoted. Bust nuts, get fired.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdb57/bust_your_balls_at_work_get_promoted_bust_nuts/ (Mobely)
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12 AM comes before 11 AM

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekdaat/12_am_comes_before_11_am/ (branpere26)
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Speed limits are probably set acknowledging that most people will probably be doing at least 5mph over

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekda4c/speed_limits_are_probably_set_acknowledging_that/ ([deleted])
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People allergic to pollen are people being allergic to plant semen and sperm

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekd93l/people_allergic_to_pollen_are_people_being/ (Anormalatom)
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This is second time in less than six months that a large part of the world has been on fire.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekd91r/this_is_second_time_in_less_than_six_months_that/ (southwoodhunter)
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The Apple Pencil is named so because if they named it the Apple Pen they would have most likely had to pay royalties to the PPAP people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekd84d/the_apple_pencil_is_named_so_because_if_they/ (Whatblxke)
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Christmas and New Years happen on the same day of the week

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekd7l3/christmas_and_new_years_happen_on_the_same_day_of/ (creativeusername----)
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Wishing a shit ton of money from a genie will make your country's economy crash.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekd7a4/wishing_a_shit_ton_of_money_from_a_genie_will/ (Kirsteeee)
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Ex's block you right after breakup, but couldn't figure out how to block their Ex during your whole relationship

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekd6zg/exs_block_you_right_after_breakup_but_couldnt/ ([deleted])
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You're only as powerful as those you compete with.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekd6wv/youre_only_as_powerful_as_those_you_compete_with/ (DeathsNotoriousAngel)
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Most of us have no idea where we're going

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekd6ez/most_of_us_have_no_idea_where_were_going/ (berserkJoeReddit)
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Humanity is super lucky birds are either too small, or too unintelligent to do us any real harm. Imagine an Ostrich with a taste for flesh and the intellect of a dolphin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekd5xs/humanity_is_super_lucky_birds_are_either_too/ (southwoodhunter)
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Grocery store workers get the added benefit of knowing where to look while shopping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekd5xg/grocery_store_workers_get_the_added_benefit_of/ (TimothyTroller)
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Dogs owe us humans for their cuteness

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekd5tx/dogs_owe_us_humans_for_their_cuteness/ ([deleted])
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On average, people have 1,9 legs, arms, ears and eyes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekd5q0/on_average_people_have_19_legs_arms_ears_and_eyes/ (snabi)
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An author buying their own book is the offline version of liking your own post.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekd5mh/an_author_buying_their_own_book_is_the_offline/ (lynyrd_fukin_skynyrd)
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Your average rock is around 2 billion years old, some are even older!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekd5h0/your_average_rock_is_around_2_billion_years_old/ (Eat_Train_Code_IN)
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Lamp salesmen probably sold their product as a loot box, with a genie being an ultra rare.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekd4jv/lamp_salesmen_probably_sold_their_product_as_a/ (kingo15)
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When bees go extinct, the bee movie will be considered historical fiction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekd4eh/when_bees_go_extinct_the_bee_movie_will_be/ ([deleted])
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Breakdancers doing a head spin are wearing the Earth as a hat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekd47w/breakdancers_doing_a_head_spin_are_wearing_the/ (Haggistafc)
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It's depressing to think that in about 50 years most classic arcade cabinets will degrade to an unplayable level, leaving younger generations without the opportunity to experience them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekd44w/its_depressing_to_think_that_in_about_50_years/ (Isa-sensei1996)
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Whenever a hearse passes you on the open road, you will have been overtaken by an Undertaker.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekd3un/whenever_a_hearse_passes_you_on_the_open_road_you/ (Fingerbob73)
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Everyone complains about car's emissions, but no-one gives a f*** about cremation, which gives out around 650g/km, approx the same as 2/3 kilometres of driving from the world's fastest supercars (un-hybridised)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekd3qw/everyone_complains_about_cars_emissions_but_noone/ (Olive_Greek)
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Your brain is literally telling you what to think of itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekd3if/your_brain_is_literally_telling_you_what_to_think/ (certainly_imperfect)
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A 35 year old professional is quite young. A 35 year old professional athlete is old af.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekd3hh/a_35_year_old_professional_is_quite_young_a_35/ ([deleted])
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We have all kicked a pregnant woman

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekd3dd/we_have_all_kicked_a_pregnant_woman/ ([deleted])
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All the teenagers in the world are now born in the 2000s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekd34u/all_the_teenagers_in_the_world_are_now_born_in/ (Rainbonyte)
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Eating street food is considered classy if you’re rich and trashy if you’re poor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekd2ix/eating_street_food_is_considered_classy_if_youre/ (fadilll)
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Next time you think your idea is too bad, remember that in Star Wars a water planet with aquatic lifeforms was named Mon Calamari

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekd2e6/next_time_you_think_your_idea_is_too_bad_remember/ (MoeSauce)
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We could set off on a Generation Ship for a newly discovered Earth Like World some 40 light years away, only to find it was pummeled to death by meteors 30 years ago... ...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekd2ca/we_could_set_off_on_a_generation_ship_for_a_newly/ ([deleted])
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Everyone wants to go to Heaven, but everyone's afraid to die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekd299/everyone_wants_to_go_to_heaven_but_everyones/ ([deleted])
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Believing in reincarnation and being a heavy procrastinator is very interesting combination

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekd0ji/believing_in_reincarnation_and_being_a_heavy/ (CJcarljohnsonCJ)
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Things are only controversial because of peoples opinions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekd09l/things_are_only_controversial_because_of_peoples/ (level-23-hitman)
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Calling out sick as a teacher has so many more steps than calling out sick in most other professions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekd022/calling_out_sick_as_a_teacher_has_so_many_more/ (ItsaMeMattio)
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The opposite of forehead is hindlegs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekczt1/the_opposite_of_forehead_is_hindlegs/ (shinybiralo)
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Grinding/farming in RPGs essentially turns your character into a mass-murderer thirsty for power.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekczh8/grindingfarming_in_rpgs_essentially_turns_your/ (tv_trooper)
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Existence is a series of footnotes to a vast, obscure, unfinished masterpiece.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekczeh/existence_is_a_series_of_footnotes_to_a_vast/ (MeineSpur)
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It’s already 20 years ago that they were filming the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcyr3/its_already_20_years_ago_that_they_were_filming/ (already-taken-wtf)
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Dating a girl as tall as you helps correct your body and neck posture.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcy1o/dating_a_girl_as_tall_as_you_helps_correct_your/ (NoKitiJ30)
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There’s probably people out there that have taught their kids how to roll joints for them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcxw5/theres_probably_people_out_there_that_have_taught/ (ExistentialYurt)
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ShowerThots would make this a completely different community.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcxnr/showerthots_would_make_this_a_completely/ (sixtar)
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Cats do it dog style.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcwrv/cats_do_it_dog_style/ (kdean1109)
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Powdered beverages you mix with tap water at home, e.g. Kool-Aid, are probably ridiculously more environmentally-friendly than pre-mixed beverages, e.g. SunnyD.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcwa6/powdered_beverages_you_mix_with_tap_water_at_home/ (SoupaSoka)
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Because of blinking, you probably never saw 100% of any movie, unless you watched it multiple times

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcw8r/because_of_blinking_you_probably_never_saw_100_of/ (maxiimus1)
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Hash browns could also be used to describe pot brownies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcvi3/hash_browns_could_also_be_used_to_describe_pot/ (NoaROX)
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You're always clapping, just with really long pauses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcvgp/youre_always_clapping_just_with_really_long_pauses/ (LePenguinWave)
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Some meaningless dreams are more memorable than real meaningful experiences.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcvfy/some_meaningless_dreams_are_more_memorable_than/ (a-useless-harpsichor)
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Someone is hoping you have forgotten that memory that you hope someone has forgotten.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcvdw/someone_is_hoping_you_have_forgotten_that_memory/ (ForumsInc)
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New Boomers after WW3

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcutk/new_boomers_after_ww3/ (AntiBJ)
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We can't have a record of "youngest human alive" as it changes too often

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcudg/we_cant_have_a_record_of_youngest_human_alive_as/ (arad156)
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people only use cars to get there quicker

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcu50/people_only_use_cars_to_get_there_quicker/ (Daggerdinger)
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Textbooks are considered outdated after a couple decades have passed, but laws are considered up to date after centuries have passed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcu1c/textbooks_are_considered_outdated_after_a_couple/ ([deleted])
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A decade is ending every second because a decade is 10 years no matter the starting date.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekctxi/a_decade_is_ending_every_second_because_a_decade/ ([deleted])
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People who succeed are those who instead of giving tomorrow’s self stuff to do, does it for them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcsmp/people_who_succeed_are_those_who_instead_of/ (shortsightedduck)
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When you fart, you're increasing your body's density

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcsj7/when_you_fart_youre_increasing_your_bodys_density/ (AlgalBloom_)
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Bart Simpson is technically Gen X, Gen Y, and Gen Z

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcs6b/bart_simpson_is_technically_gen_x_gen_y_and_gen_z/ (ZelduhIsAmazing2)
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The most original movie subtitles are the original characters' dialogue script

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcs25/the_most_original_movie_subtitles_are_the/ (Rein9stein2)
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Coffee smells so good... coffee breath smells so bad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcrzg/coffee_smells_so_good_coffee_breath_smells_so_bad/ (sixtar)
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Your stomach thinks all eggs are scrambled

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcrlj/your_stomach_thinks_all_eggs_are_scrambled/ (SpecificGene)
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People say your "not acting like yourself" when you're truly acting like yourself and just don't have the energy to mask it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcr16/people_say_your_not_acting_like_yourself_when/ (prof_sandwich_maker)
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The emotional tenor of a movie scene can be completely changed with a just small technical tweak, such as changing the background music from 'Adagio for Strings' to 'Yakety Sax'.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcq85/the_emotional_tenor_of_a_movie_scene_can_be/ (KnightOfWords)
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Sculpturing and 3D printing are two fundamentally contrasting approaches to achieving the same goal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcq42/sculpturing_and_3d_printing_are_two_fundamentally/ (Fluke_GER)
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Your ass contracts while ejaculating and relaxes while peeing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcpuq/your_ass_contracts_while_ejaculating_and_relaxes/ (bphoenix478)
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Somewhere out there is the original Star Wars battlefield 3 game that needs to be finished to once more put peace through the galaxy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcpd3/somewhere_out_there_is_the_original_star_wars/ (theshinyspacelord)
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My oven's lowest setting is 0°C but it doesn't become a fridge.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcp6q/my_ovens_lowest_setting_is_0c_but_it_doesnt/ (ze3tzet33)
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The intro to "Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory" was the first time something like "How it's Made" was shown

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcohp/the_intro_to_willy_wonka_the_chocolate_factory/ (socialismnotevenonce)
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Animals also have racial disputes because of different color fur just like humans with different colored skin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcnzq/animals_also_have_racial_disputes_because_of/ (ConfidentCursive)
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There are waaaaay more nipples than living mammals on earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcnuy/there_are_waaaaay_more_nipples_than_living/ (Droopy-San-Benanzio)
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The people who snuck a peek at gifts before Christmas are the same people who read spoiler alerts online before watching a new movie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcnug/the_people_who_snuck_a_peek_at_gifts_before/ ([deleted])
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Summer school is a DLC to normal school.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcnpq/summer_school_is_a_dlc_to_normal_school/ (someonepickedidunno)
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A large crowd clapping sounds a lot like heavy rainfall

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcngq/a_large_crowd_clapping_sounds_a_lot_like_heavy/ (zoolyne)
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The word "totally" is mostly used in sarcasm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcn16/the_word_totally_is_mostly_used_in_sarcasm/ ([deleted])
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To get laid is good. To get off is good. To get laid off is bad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcmwl/to_get_laid_is_good_to_get_off_is_good_to_get/ (akarim5847)
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Every time you say the number one, you're technically just counting to one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcm9d/every_time_you_say_the_number_one_youre/ (aegiking)
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There is probably someone out there who is the human embodiment of the uk and is 1/4 welsh 1/4 Scottish 1/4 English and 1/4 northern Irish.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcm3y/there_is_probably_someone_out_there_who_is_the/ (SorryIStoleYourCat)
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The Simpsons have had so much random things that at this point if something happens in real life, it has also probably happend or been mentioned in The Simpsons

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekclsl/the_simpsons_have_had_so_much_random_things_that/ (Wauwaiiiiiii)
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Irony is the marinade of culture.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekclez/irony_is_the_marinade_of_culture/ (SlimeustasTheSecond)
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Historical events seem less historical as they are happening.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekclca/historical_events_seem_less_historical_as_they/ (HungryChefBrockett)
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The popularity of zombie genre has declined in the last 20 years, making the zombie genre a sort of “walking dead”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcl1h/the_popularity_of_zombie_genre_has_declined_in/ ([deleted])
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One of the most awkward situation you can have is to walk side by side to a stranger with the same pace, eventually one will slow down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcjz1/one_of_the_most_awkward_situation_you_can_have_is/ (vjeva)
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I have the craziest theory (read context)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcjh4/i_have_the_craziest_theory_read_context/ (xivreaperxiv)
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You can lead a gift horse to water, but you can't bite his hand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcjet/you_can_lead_a_gift_horse_to_water_but_you_cant/ (bigdickdaddyfrmcincy)
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A hotel breakfast is never actually free, it's included in the cost of the room.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekci6d/a_hotel_breakfast_is_never_actually_free_its/ ([deleted])
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As a student, $1000 is both almost no money at all, and yet so much money, at the same time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekchda/as_a_student_1000_is_both_almost_no_money_at_all/ (fireabre93)
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Most kids of the current generation will have a large repository of their parents voices once they died available at google voice search and the likes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekch3d/most_kids_of_the_current_generation_will_have_a/ (2TimesAsLikely)
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Antarctica looks like the profile of a triceratops

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcgrs/antarctica_looks_like_the_profile_of_a_triceratops/ (Away-Time)
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The bond between a father and a pet that father didn't want is usually stronger than that of a normal pet-owner relationship

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcgeh/the_bond_between_a_father_and_a_pet_that_father/ (boiboiboi21)
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Agent Smith's speech about humans being a virus is looking more and more prescient as the years go by.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcg8e/agent_smiths_speech_about_humans_being_a_virus_is/ (Whoretheculture)
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Above ground pools make families look poorer than they really are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcg0c/above_ground_pools_make_families_look_poorer_than/ (HungryChefBrockett)
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Every picture of you is a picture of you when you were younger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekceyu/every_picture_of_you_is_a_picture_of_you_when_you/ (Slithery_0)
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The Freeform channel seems to target 13-year-old girls who think being 20 is a lot more fun than it actually is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcem4/the_freeform_channel_seems_to_target_13yearold/ (HungryChefBrockett)
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You could say “it’s not Opposite Day” every day of the year, and be correct every day of the year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekceaw/you_could_say_its_not_opposite_day_every_day_of/ (Fast_Like_Sanic)
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Once you think about the need to swallow, you can't start swallowing normally

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekce6x/once_you_think_about_the_need_to_swallow_you_cant/ (Celeste3212)
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'Who Killed Captain Alex' and 'Far Cry 2' are set in the same place, but their interpretations are so different.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekce4n/who_killed_captain_alex_and_far_cry_2_are_set_in/ (GojiraHasBFG)
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It is the happiest dreams that make us feel the saddest once we wake up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcdsr/it_is_the_happiest_dreams_that_make_us_feel_the/ (NeoMarethyu)
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It isn't a toupee if you never take it off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcczw/it_isnt_a_toupee_if_you_never_take_it_off/ (sinfernal)
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J.R.R. Tolkien was pretty knowledgeable on all things elven for someone not being an elf. He must have been secretly an elf in denial.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekccsn/jrr_tolkien_was_pretty_knowledgeable_on_all/ (constant_hawk)
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Ronald McDonald killed Grimace.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcc0k/ronald_mcdonald_killed_grimace/ (HungryChefBrockett)
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Calling your pets your children seems like a really unhealthy way to label a relationship with an animal you’ll most likely outlive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcbx9/calling_your_pets_your_children_seems_like_a/ (blakb1rd)
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Happy Meals were more fun when they came in a cardboard box.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcbld/happy_meals_were_more_fun_when_they_came_in_a/ (HungryChefBrockett)
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As long as the cut goes through the center point of the sandwich, it doesn't matter what angle you make the cut at; you'll always end up with 2 perfectly identical sandwich halves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcbf4/as_long_as_the_cut_goes_through_the_center_point/ (SaltAndBitter)
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We count from 1-10 but down from 10-0

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcawu/we_count_from_110_but_down_from_100/ (MasterCarrottop)
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Putting holy water into a humidifier makes it an AoE attack

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcafe/putting_holy_water_into_a_humidifier_makes_it_an/ (drecklia)
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The reflection in the eyes of your reflection is your reflection.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcacf/the_reflection_in_the_eyes_of_your_reflection_is/ ([deleted])
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Electricity is a divine power that we learned to tame; our souls are made from electricity - these 2 theories kinda work with each other

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekcab2/electricity_is_a_divine_power_that_we_learned_to/ (LiterallyUsername2)
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It’s kind of sad that the character of Sheldon Cooper on Big Bang Theory and Young Sheldon clearly has a developmental disability that is played for laughs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekca5y/its_kind_of_sad_that_the_character_of_sheldon/ (HungryChefBrockett)
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There is no way for any of us to know what colors look like to different people. Think about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekc9r1/there_is_no_way_for_any_of_us_to_know_what_colors/ (stuffthelove)
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People always criticize bad British accents in historical movies, but historic British accents sounded much different than the modern day version anyway.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekc9de/people_always_criticize_bad_british_accents_in/ ([deleted])
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archeologists are stalkers who treasure the junk of cavemen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekc9a1/archeologists_are_stalkers_who_treasure_the_junk/ (Imnewsoifislipendme)
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Cleaning things up is simply rearranging the mess

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekc974/cleaning_things_up_is_simply_rearranging_the_mess/ (ambivalence2001)
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Eating the same amount of nutella off a spoon is less acceptable than putting it on something, but it’s actually the healthiest way to eat it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekc912/eating_the_same_amount_of_nutella_off_a_spoon_is/ (drschvantz)
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Having a clever password is really unfortunate. Because as much as you want to, you can't tell anyone about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekc8c0/having_a_clever_password_is_really_unfortunate/ (akarim5847)
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The only way to rage quit in wars is Seppuku

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekc7jp/the_only_way_to_rage_quit_in_wars_is_seppuku/ ([deleted])
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Only men get the satisfaction of watching blue toilet water turn green.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekc7if/only_men_get_the_satisfaction_of_watching_blue/ (Fooyh)
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WW4 will be fought with sticks and rocks after we destroy the modern society in WW3

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekc6zx/ww4_will_be_fought_with_sticks_and_rocks_after_we/ ([deleted])
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The greatest thing that one can learn is to unlearn. Wisdom becomes a curse when exploited.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekc6ps/the_greatest_thing_that_one_can_learn_is_to/ (antirat)
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Building treehouses out of wood is decorating a tree with its dead skinned brethren.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekc6ev/building_treehouses_out_of_wood_is_decorating_a/ (Ed_Newitt)
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Apparently new year's resolution is to survive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekc6an/apparently_new_years_resolution_is_to_survive/ (anxietyhub)
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Being head over heels in love is the easiest way to have sex with the most beautiful woman in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekc5z8/being_head_over_heels_in_love_is_the_easiest_way/ (akarim5847)
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Rich people more often than not want material gifts while Low to Middle Classes prefer cash instead

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekc57x/rich_people_more_often_than_not_want_material/ (Volcanicz_Greninja)
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We are probably gonna get numerous "I Got Drafted to WW3" prank videos in the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekc4vc/we_are_probably_gonna_get_numerous_i_got_drafted/ (MarkRandy685)
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The only stormtroopers that can aim went rogue.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekc4ev/the_only_stormtroopers_that_can_aim_went_rogue/ (Foxi32)
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You've probably never eaten a balanced breakfast

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekc4em/youve_probably_never_eaten_a_balanced_breakfast/ (stuffthelove)
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You've been inside both of your parents.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekc4cm/youve_been_inside_both_of_your_parents/ (Bu11Shit3)
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There is a very good chance that you have never touched a hand-written book in your lifetime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekc4af/there_is_a_very_good_chance_that_you_have_never/ (Majorhavoc01)
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Nutter Butter sounds more like a lube than a novelty sandwich cookie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekc3i1/nutter_butter_sounds_more_like_a_lube_than_a/ (stuffthelove)
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There is a chance that the Sun has exploded now, but we would only notice after 8 minutes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekc3an/there_is_a_chance_that_the_sun_has_exploded_now/ (CallMe_Oppa)
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When Californians lay a spoon on the table and try to make it move with their minds, eventually, the spoon will begin to rattle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekc2c3/when_californians_lay_a_spoon_on_the_table_and/ (HanShotFirst17)
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Today is still the week of 30th December.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekc13x/today_is_still_the_week_of_30th_december/ ([deleted])
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Lightsabers are swords with fire aspect V and they are made out of light

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekc0lw/lightsabers_are_swords_with_fire_aspect_v_and/ (someone_dude)
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We use electricity both to kill people and bring them back to life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekc08k/we_use_electricity_both_to_kill_people_and_bring/ ([deleted])
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Dogs must think we are assholes because we are constantly telling them to shut up and be silent... while we yappity yap away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekc04u/dogs_must_think_we_are_assholes_because_we_are/ (knicholer)
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People have to wipe test-asses and inspect the residue before launching a new toilet paper

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbz9e/people_have_to_wipe_testasses_and_inspect_the/ (stuffthelove)
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You've done some weird shit in someones dream.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbz2o/youve_done_some_weird_shit_in_someones_dream/ ([deleted])
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Microwaves are not microwave safe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekby4i/microwaves_are_not_microwave_safe/ (MetalicSaladFork)
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Some people find their safe place under their blankets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbxu9/some_people_find_their_safe_place_under_their/ (YosyPerdomo)
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Humans are some of the only creatures who can just turn around on the spot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbxon/humans_are_some_of_the_only_creatures_who_can/ (Nitroade24h)
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The first female who ate a fruit/vegetable with seeds never knew if it would result in pregnancy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbx9q/the_first_female_who_ate_a_fruitvegetable_with/ (Yslcouture)
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Germany can now invade Russia in winter,due to global warning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbx86/germany_can_now_invade_russia_in_winterdue_to/ (paneerdonut)
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It must take a long time for a giraffe to throw up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbx7u/it_must_take_a_long_time_for_a_giraffe_to_throw_up/ ([deleted])
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Anything you put on here is flaired as mind blowing, so therefore everything is mindblowing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbx70/anything_you_put_on_here_is_flaired_as_mind/ (ravenboy74)
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Fear of the unknown is usually more scary than the actual thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbx6g/fear_of_the_unknown_is_usually_more_scary_than/ (Kay_The_Noska)
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A perfectly round egg is an imperfect egg.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbx0u/a_perfectly_round_egg_is_an_imperfect_egg/ (XemnasQ)
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Dracula was probably just a rich cannibal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbwax/dracula_was_probably_just_a_rich_cannibal/ (HiHolT)
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Ships are traditionally referred to as “her”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbw6j/ships_are_traditionally_referred_to_as_her/ (TheNourisher)
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“I could never be as smart as you” can be used by anyone, no matter the IQ.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbw2h/i_could_never_be_as_smart_as_you_can_be_used_by/ (Potion_Pult)
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When traveling at light speed it would take forever to slow down without crushing you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbvcx/when_traveling_at_light_speed_it_would_take/ (YvesStoopenVilchis)
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People are expected to decide their permanent career path when they're teenagers, but still aren't considered adult enough to make their own decisions concerning tobacco or alcohol.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbvbg/people_are_expected_to_decide_their_permanent/ ([deleted])
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Soon the "90s Kids Will Remember X" format will be adapted to "Two-thousands kids"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbutz/soon_the_90s_kids_will_remember_x_format_will_be/ (ScottyX2)
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Dogs have probably seen the most amount of weird/bedroom stuff without gossiping about it to their friends.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbupt/dogs_have_probably_seen_the_most_amount_of/ (SoepjesKoekjes)
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Your birth certificate is your certificate for being the youngest person in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbunn/your_birth_certificate_is_your_certificate_for/ (maximus3699)
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It's weird that people always say "upside-down" and not "downside-up"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbuhl/its_weird_that_people_always_say_upsidedown_and/ (BigChungusMcdonald)
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In high school there was nothing that made you feel more better than knowing someone in your class is as behind as you are on an assignment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbtym/in_high_school_there_was_nothing_that_made_you/ ([deleted])
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We have no idea what memories we have forgotten throughout our lives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbtc8/we_have_no_idea_what_memories_we_have_forgotten/ (sirbeasty3)
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Sometimes a bed sheet feels like more protection than the entire US military.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbtap/sometimes_a_bed_sheet_feels_like_more_protection/ (J_Lazzz)
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The WWIII gonna give us a second wave of boomers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbt0l/the_wwiii_gonna_give_us_a_second_wave_of_boomers/ (JPsena523)
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Breakfast foods always taste better for some reason when you eat them for dinner instead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbsru/breakfast_foods_always_taste_better_for_some/ ([deleted])
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The more things we perceive as amazing, the less amazing, amazing becomes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbs5n/the_more_things_we_perceive_as_amazing_the_less/ (akarim5847)
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Whether you're a woman or a straight man, taking a bra off is likely to be one of the high points of your day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbr7n/whether_youre_a_woman_or_a_straight_man_taking_a/ ([deleted])
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A succubus is the evolved form of a goth gf

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbpov/a_succubus_is_the_evolved_form_of_a_goth_gf/ (xUkuSt3p)
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Zoning out and back in is your brain recharging.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbply/zoning_out_and_back_in_is_your_brain_recharging/ (BigBadKYDO)
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People only want you to be yourself if yourself is socially acceptable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbp9v/people_only_want_you_to_be_yourself_if_yourself/ ([deleted])
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We live in a world where “nice guy” is both a compliment and an insult.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbo3d/we_live_in_a_world_where_nice_guy_is_both_a/ (OO1111O1OO1O1OO1)
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Whenever someone thinks outside the box, the box grows bigger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbnxi/whenever_someone_thinks_outside_the_box_the_box/ ([deleted])
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Some day the most succesfull memetemplates will probably be handled like art these days.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbmk3/some_day_the_most_succesfull_memetemplates_will/ (Ste28fan09)
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You may barely remember what you did just six days ago, but you can remember certain days from 20 years ago in great detail.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekblxg/you_may_barely_remember_what_you_did_just_six/ ([deleted])
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The earliest memory you have is probably either false or completely different to how you remember it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekblp1/the_earliest_memory_you_have_is_probably_either/ (FaceplantStu)
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The hospital is the sickest place your can go to

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekblfm/the_hospital_is_the_sickest_place_your_can_go_to/ (Ramzhy)
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Farting is something everyone does yet it is weird to do it in public.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbld4/farting_is_something_everyone_does_yet_it_is/ (DefaultiBoiiii)
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The man that found out that Milk came out of a cow must have been doing some crazy shit with it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbl3y/the_man_that_found_out_that_milk_came_out_of_a/ (NeelKnuts)
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Before Google, your most confident friend was probably also your smartest friend

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbkqq/before_google_your_most_confident_friend_was/ (cjmarshall94)
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The world’s population wouldn’t be nearly as high if all humans weren’t capable of deriving any pleasure at all during sexual intercourse, weren’t able to orgasm and felt nothing when ejaculating or cumming. The world would also be a much more tense place to live.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbkbn/the_worlds_population_wouldnt_be_nearly_as_high/ (akarim5847)
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Neutered house animals will never be "fit" from an evolutionary standpoint

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbjsg/neutered_house_animals_will_never_be_fit_from_an/ (Running_Is_Life)
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We live in a world where the first thing you feel after seeing a cop car behind you is panic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbiak/we_live_in_a_world_where_the_first_thing_you_feel/ (dr94__)
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A kink is using a feather duster. A fetish is using the whole chicken.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbgx6/a_kink_is_using_a_feather_duster_a_fetish_is/ (CyberPingu)
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When reading texts or simply thinking, we employ an imaginary but distinct voice in our mind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbgjb/when_reading_texts_or_simply_thinking_we_employ/ (RecklessDimwit)
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Bubbles coming from underneath the ocean is the exact opposite concept of rain

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbghf/bubbles_coming_from_underneath_the_ocean_is_the/ (WalrusArtist)
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With the latest advancements on technology, we are slowly becoming the only security breach between our data and other people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbgd9/with_the_latest_advancements_on_technology_we_are/ (bthng)
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We say 'U turn' when really it's an 'n turn'. But since road signs are written in capitals, 'N turn' would make no sense, forcing us to use a 'U'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbfzn/we_say_u_turn_when_really_its_an_n_turn_but_since/ (roodeeMental)
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Kids are taught not to lie yet we constantly tell them lies about Santa, tooth fairy, ghosts etc!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbf2y/kids_are_taught_not_to_lie_yet_we_constantly_tell/ (Eat_Train_Code_IN)
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We turn on the fan and put the blanket on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbenn/we_turn_on_the_fan_and_put_the_blanket_on/ (RlPsoul)
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You will most likely never run into that username that was taken

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbefz/you_will_most_likely_never_run_into_that_username/ (mingled-with-pringle)
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The fear of being alone in the dark is really the fear of not actually being alone in the dark.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbe8q/the_fear_of_being_alone_in_the_dark_is_really_the/ ([deleted])
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Seeing a big actor in a minor role takes you out of the moment much more than seeing them in the lead role.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbe7x/seeing_a_big_actor_in_a_minor_role_takes_you_out/ ([deleted])
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Technically every mirror you buy is in used condition.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbe2v/technically_every_mirror_you_buy_is_in_used/ ([deleted])
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Tom and Jerry was a kids show that had an ending that was darker than any series we’ve seen as adults

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbd8i/tom_and_jerry_was_a_kids_show_that_had_an_ending/ (chickenhead22)
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People are more likely to google something when you say don't google it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbd82/people_are_more_likely_to_google_something_when/ (ThisWillio)
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Wait did G*d have to give Adam and Eve a sex ed class

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbd1e/wait_did_gd_have_to_give_adam_and_eve_a_sex_ed/ (BB_31)
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You think your teeth are fairly white until your brush them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbc8y/you_think_your_teeth_are_fairly_white_until_your/ (walkdenwanderer)
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They say WWIII will be fought with nukes, but in reality it will be a Cyber War for the launching codes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbbtn/they_say_wwiii_will_be_fought_with_nukes_but_in/ (idea4granted)
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Rather than wanting to be found, Waldo from Where’s Waldo, might just be trying to escape.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbbsg/rather_than_wanting_to_be_found_waldo_from_wheres/ (akarim5847)
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Your parents probably have more memories of your childhood than you have

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekbal2/your_parents_probably_have_more_memories_of_your/ (jbtwaalf)
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Pringles are the only chips with an accurate representation of their product on the packaging.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekb8od/pringles_are_the_only_chips_with_an_accurate/ ([deleted])
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All cushions are whoopie cushions but most only produce silent ones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekb8bh/all_cushions_are_whoopie_cushions_but_most_only/ (The_11th_Guild)
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You’ve probably swiped the screen on your phone in all possible directions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekb81o/youve_probably_swiped_the_screen_on_your_phone_in/ (Starfear48)
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When you use a controller for a game, you become, the controller.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekb6pk/when_you_use_a_controller_for_a_game_you_become/ (Spooky_boi_Kyle_8)
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r/dankmemes isn’t dank and has way too many rules preventing it from being dank

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekb6h1/rdankmemes_isnt_dank_and_has_way_too_many_rules/ (954NIG_Astealsmeme)
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Receiving a compliment from your teammates is often less satisfying than an insult from the enemy team

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekb6ci/receiving_a_compliment_from_your_teammates_is/ (MakiMovies)
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Refrigerators and freezers work harder in hotter countries

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekb66g/refrigerators_and_freezers_work_harder_in_hotter/ (iamtomm)
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Thinking a member of the same sex is attractive is not gay unless it's a sexual attraction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekb5s6/thinking_a_member_of_the_same_sex_is_attractive/ ([deleted])
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You breath automatically, untill someone points it out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekb5rd/you_breath_automatically_untill_someone_points_it/ (Epsido)
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In TTG movie robin pushes bruces parents down the alley and then robin becomes his sidekick later.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekb54x/in_ttg_movie_robin_pushes_bruces_parents_down_the/ (Sans_dunked_me)
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We are all actually just living life in hardcore mode

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekb44t/we_are_all_actually_just_living_life_in_hardcore/ (Toti2407)
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Oil fields are found in the most inhospitable parts of the planet and will make the rest of the planet inhospitable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekb417/oil_fields_are_found_in_the_most_inhospitable/ (justwhyohwhyohwhy)
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Hogwarts must be a nightmare for introverts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekb3c3/hogwarts_must_be_a_nightmare_for_introverts/ ([deleted])
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The older version of a music artist is their newer music and all of their music before that

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekb30i/the_older_version_of_a_music_artist_is_their/ (fasticon123)
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The verb “sanctioned” has two definitions. One of them permits you to do something, while the other penalizes you for doing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekb1z4/the_verb_sanctioned_has_two_definitions_one_of/ (gatorsshot1)
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Studying mythology is technically appreciating ancient superhero culture.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekb1qr/studying_mythology_is_technically_appreciating/ (Team_Pineapple)
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Out of all the reasonings prior generations use to shit on millennials, it’s almost surprising that Boomers haven’t used the fact that Kim Jong-Un is a millennial as one of those reasons

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekb1n3/out_of_all_the_reasonings_prior_generations_use/ (Williamson_lol)
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We live in a time where paying with large amounts of cash is deemed 'suspicious', but scanning a piece of plastic or a luminescent metal brick is normal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekb118/we_live_in_a_time_where_paying_with_large_amounts/ (evilpineappleAI)
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Feel the weight of your jaw. You’re constantly holding it up all day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekb0s4/feel_the_weight_of_your_jaw_youre_constantly/ (PositiveSupercoil)
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All live action movies are based on real events: shrewdly edited, relatively accurate depictions of the performers during filming.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekazuo/all_live_action_movies_are_based_on_real_events/ (jomar5946)
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There wouldn’t be so many missed moments if our eyes could take pictures.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekazu0/there_wouldnt_be_so_many_missed_moments_if_our/ (WrathoFstealtH)
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People who look like people you know seem as if they're a cheap knockoff of the person you know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekayxi/people_who_look_like_people_you_know_seem_as_if/ (throwaway7gah6)
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Technically, if you're having sex with a pregnant woman, then you're having a threesome with a minor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekaym1/technically_if_youre_having_sex_with_a_pregnant/ (awkward_guy92)
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Hannibal Lecter would fill his ink pens with human blood

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekaydk/hannibal_lecter_would_fill_his_ink_pens_with/ (ElegantAnalysis)
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People would think you were crazy if you slathered mayonnaise all over your salad, but that's essentially what you're doing when you use ranch dressing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekaxoq/people_would_think_you_were_crazy_if_you/ ([deleted])
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The only place where every human has been is the mother's womb.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekaxdi/the_only_place_where_every_human_has_been_is_the/ (gummybearcrzy)
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Instead of all the prequels and sequels coming out, they need to make new original movies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekaxan/instead_of_all_the_prequels_and_sequels_coming/ (PixelNotPolygon)
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Some of the last water on Earth will be sitting in toilets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekaw9u/some_of_the_last_water_on_earth_will_be_sitting/ (FrenchFiddle)
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Most vulgar insults have been used to death, to a point that it is now far more effective to use a quaint insult.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekav3h/most_vulgar_insults_have_been_used_to_death_to_a/ ([deleted])
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People become adults at age 18 but don't start acting like adults until they're around 30

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekau8g/people_become_adults_at_age_18_but_dont_start/ (1_908e)
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When phones were tied with a wire, humans were free

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekau1s/when_phones_were_tied_with_a_wire_humans_were_free/ (tall_and_funny)
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There is an unwritten rule of the internet; any semi popular image with an attractive woman is bound to have at least one comment pointing out how attractive the woman is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekaton/there_is_an_unwritten_rule_of_the_internet_any/ (Cracher_)
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Cartoon characters can see what the animators want them to see.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekat96/cartoon_characters_can_see_what_the_animators/ (gumball_Jones)
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It used to be that people got on to social media to connect with friends and family. Now people get off social media to connect with friends and family.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekaskv/it_used_to_be_that_people_got_on_to_social_media/ (gumball_Jones)
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Calling a person a motherf**ker is an insult but it is also an insult to say you f**ked that person's mother.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekas1c/calling_a_person_a_motherfker_is_an_insult_but_it/ (vix-er)
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Extinguishing Hope is the same as extinguishing a candle. When all hope is gone, all of the fires die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekart8/extinguishing_hope_is_the_same_as_extinguishing_a/ (LadyDyanna)
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You never lose friends. You just learn who your real ones are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekar1u/you_never_lose_friends_you_just_learn_who_your/ (jcobb2212)
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The majority of murderers are not incarcerated

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekapoa/the_majority_of_murderers_are_not_incarcerated/ (AMRunner)
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Someday in the future you will walk into a history class and they will be learning about PewDiePie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekaorg/someday_in_the_future_you_will_walk_into_a/ (Cadellex)
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Your underwear are the clothes that you will wear the most amount of times. That the least amount of people will ever see.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekanzw/your_underwear_are_the_clothes_that_you_will_wear/ (soopermat)
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When a seeker in hide and seek says "this is wouldve great spot" its usually not

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekangk/when_a_seeker_in_hide_and_seek_says_this_is/ (OJChan)
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Living infinite is literally a curse

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekanfi/living_infinite_is_literally_a_curse/ (Bannedacc72)
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The camera on a rollercoaster can snap a crystal clear pic of you at 60mph but a surveillance camera can't even get a clear picture of a standing thief.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekamn9/the_camera_on_a_rollercoaster_can_snap_a_crystal/ (DragonEmperor201)
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Virtual Reality Porn is similar to Lucid Dreaming; they both make you lay down seeing things you have little or no control over

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekakcb/virtual_reality_porn_is_similar_to_lucid_dreaming/ (RlPsoul)
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Royal blood is the middle age's version of "my father will kick your ass"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekak59/royal_blood_is_the_middle_ages_version_of_my/ (larryhastobury)
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Composition of factions in Star Wars

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekajk6/composition_of_factions_in_star_wars/ (MaartenAll)
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People don't finish their drink 100% because they think all the bad viruses/bacteria is in the last ~5%

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekaico/people_dont_finish_their_drink_100_because_they/ (RlPsoul)
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The ceo of bing is probably using google.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekahv3/the_ceo_of_bing_is_probably_using_google/ (tomerlen)
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The loop of life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekags3/the_loop_of_life/ (xeroxySandesh)
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We see black on food, we dislike it; we see black on objects, we like it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekag2x/we_see_black_on_food_we_dislike_it_we_see_black/ (RlPsoul)
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No matter how much time you spend on your phone, it never appears in your dream.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekag1f/no_matter_how_much_time_you_spend_on_your_phone/ (PlaineSlice)
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Technically your soul never dies so in haven you will see the same thing or people over and over again endless time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekaftm/technically_your_soul_never_dies_so_in_haven_you/ (The_Onion12)
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Literally and figuratively, everyone's dream job is sleeping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekaehu/literally_and_figuratively_everyones_dream_job_is/ (JiN88reddit)
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Humans shed... but very slowly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekaecw/humans_shed_but_very_slowly/ (xmoe_deeb38)
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A clear sign of loneliness is if you start headbutting things around the house to connect with your cat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekadq7/a_clear_sign_of_loneliness_is_if_you_start/ (TheFlightlessPenguin)
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Scents are flavored air

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekadnu/scents_are_flavored_air/ (ttaM9395)
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The Mandalorian is the perfect way to do a long running series without ever having to worry about the cast ageing or using their popularity to demand higher pay, whilst holding the show to ransom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekad97/the_mandalorian_is_the_perfect_way_to_do_a_long/ (Greubles)
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Heavy metal is one of the lightest genres of metal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekacjn/heavy_metal_is_one_of_the_lightest_genres_of_metal/ (erbanxd)
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People that have one night stands only really need one nightstand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekacbc/people_that_have_one_night_stands_only_really/ (misanthroptimistic)
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A military group is used to preserve freedoms, but those who join it lose some of their freedoms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekac27/a_military_group_is_used_to_preserve_freedoms_but/ (thundercloud_303)
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limb falling asleep is a free trial of getting needles in the limb

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekabp0/limb_falling_asleep_is_a_free_trial_of_getting/ (the-69-guy)
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Videos about how bad Cats is have probably been more profitable than the movie has been Universal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekabgz/videos_about_how_bad_cats_is_have_probably_been/ (mejoshua886)
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My two-year-old thinks the global economy revolves around dinosaurs, construction equipment, zoo animals and snacks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ekaasz/my_twoyearold_thinks_the_global_economy_revolves/ (cliffwich)
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Only one person will see this first but many people will comment first

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eka8ra/only_one_person_will_see_this_first_but_many/ (_-lMOONl-_)
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There are people that have no Aunties, Uncles or Cousins because both of there parents are the only child.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eka6a9/there_are_people_that_have_no_aunties_uncles_or/ (TriMinez)
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You are in a party, and its getting late but you don’t want to be the first one to leave but everyone else has the same thing their mind! In the end everyone just leaves behind the first one making the move!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eka695/you_are_in_a_party_and_its_getting_late_but_you/ (Eat_Train_Code_IN)
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No one talks to you more than yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eka5yd/no_one_talks_to_you_more_than_yourself/ (SebasCbass)
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Humans are constantly molting like reptiles. The only difference is that reptiles do it all at once while humans do it a little bit at a time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eka5tw/humans_are_constantly_molting_like_reptiles_the/ (copypasteme)
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When people think about traveling to the past, they worry about accidentally changing the present, but no one in the present really thinks they can radically change the future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eka5qu/when_people_think_about_traveling_to_the_past/ ([deleted])
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Afro-Eurasia is the world's battlefield

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eka5im/afroeurasia_is_the_worlds_battlefield/ (LabRatsFever__)
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Given that you have two connected portals and moved one around an object quickly, it's impossible to say whether the object would fly out at a speed relative to the moving portal or would only have an additional force from the object being forced through the portal. It would depend on the portal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eka554/given_that_you_have_two_connected_portals_and/ (Dolphins_R_Scary)
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In the real world, everyone judges the people looking down at their phone. Online, everyone judges the people that are taking too long to respond.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eka4t6/in_the_real_world_everyone_judges_the_people/ (AlienCandyZero)
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In life, the only thing Anakin Skywalker has ever done to his daughter is torture her onboard the Death Star. In death, their sabers are buried together to signify their reconciliation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eka4j7/in_life_the_only_thing_anakin_skywalker_has_ever/ (ShiningAway)
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Society says time is priceless but people have to buy timers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eka41d/society_says_time_is_priceless_but_people_have_to/ (lilnugget331)
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Baby Yoda looks like the aftermath of Mucinex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eka405/baby_yoda_looks_like_the_aftermath_of_mucinex/ (Bunny-Poo)
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Many plastic items are never made such that they can be reused.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eka3wg/many_plastic_items_are_never_made_such_that_they/ (aidigvijay)
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The number of female breasts in the world is roughly equal to the number of testicles in the world which is roughly equal to the number of people in the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eka3n1/the_number_of_female_breasts_in_the_world_is/ (rasputin1)
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Marijuana is a vegetable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eka2ve/marijuana_is_a_vegetable/ (Sk-yline1)
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In a thousand years people will probably search for Middle-earth like we search today for Atlantis or Troy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eka1rz/in_a_thousand_years_people_will_probably_search/ (E-M-P-Error)
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Our world doesn’t extend very far past roads

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eka17r/our_world_doesnt_extend_very_far_past_roads/ (Dasnv)
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Earth’s gravity is so strong most people require soft padding between their bodies and the ground in order to sleep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eka0s0/earths_gravity_is_so_strong_most_people_require/ (DeucePot)
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On a microwave, the numbers 6, 7, 8, and 9 almost never get used

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eka0ow/on_a_microwave_the_numbers_6_7_8_and_9_almost/ (Colter314)
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What happens to all the buried comments on here

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9z4d/what_happens_to_all_the_buried_comments_on_here/ (AndreTheNarrator)
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People who wear glasses have way less plausible deniability that they accidentally fell asleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9yxq/people_who_wear_glasses_have_way_less_plausible/ (DiddyDubs)
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"Salt is, like, the only rock we eat." ~ Hank green

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9ytx/salt_is_like_the_only_rock_we_eat_hank_green/ (samelol114)
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The Lion King just taught us to worry about our problems and that’s okay.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9y4v/the_lion_king_just_taught_us_to_worry_about_our/ (kdean1109)
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Making an hour glass must take hours

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9wyf/making_an_hour_glass_must_take_hours/ (NihilistMind)
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In the future, a collection of our passwords will tell our descendents more than our ancestors records told us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9whs/in_the_future_a_collection_of_our_passwords_will/ (Harvey_Waters)
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Cowboys go yee haw while ninjas go hee yaw

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9ve6/cowboys_go_yee_haw_while_ninjas_go_hee_yaw/ (nevernguyen)
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Whoever has 8675309 as their phone number must be realy tired of that song by now

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9vd2/whoever_has_8675309_as_their_phone_number_must_be/ (CulturedCal)
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There will be people who vlog from Mars

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9v98/there_will_be_people_who_vlog_from_mars/ (lemonkeboypeen)
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Emergency responders will eventually suffer from PTSD; Ryder and his PAW Patrol ain't seen nothing yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9ukg/emergency_responders_will_eventually_suffer_from/ (TheTriadofRedditors)
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Flying seems like a cool superpower until you realize how the hell you activate it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9uh9/flying_seems_like_a_cool_superpower_until_you/ (SouljaBoySmellEm_)
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Odds are, many of our world records are unknowingly broken by people hundreds or even thousands of years ago.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9u2y/odds_are_many_of_our_world_records_are/ (welltechnically7)
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Rules are the softest things to broke

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9thm/rules_are_the_softest_things_to_broke/ (sauravdhaka)
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All highly trained warriors who died in battle, died ironically

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9t0s/all_highly_trained_warriors_who_died_in_battle/ (Kebabtree)
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Starscream probably only makes Megatron mad because he’s kinky as shit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9sc9/starscream_probably_only_makes_megatron_mad/ (BadTimingHyena)
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You can add the word bitch to the end of any sentence and it will still make sense

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9sbh/you_can_add_the_word_bitch_to_the_end_of_any/ (10kBK)
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The 2nd page is the only useful page of a passport

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9r91/the_2nd_page_is_the_only_useful_page_of_a_passport/ (shravqn)
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It is likely that Princess Leia gave Han Solo a force-job at some point in time

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9r00/it_is_likely_that_princess_leia_gave_han_solo_a/ (SomeJerk27)
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Adults think teenagers are reckless and feel invincible, yet most teenagers are emotional and insecure

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9qum/adults_think_teenagers_are_reckless_and_feel/ ([deleted])
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The average person eats roughly 11k chickens in his life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9q65/the_average_person_eats_roughly_11k_chickens_in/ (Lavi1011)
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Have you ever wondered if you have done sort of mental illness that you don’t know about but everybody else does including your friends, (if you have any) but they don’t say anything about it to you because they either think you know or don’t want to be rude.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9pw7/have_you_ever_wondered_if_you_have_done_sort_of/ (Flamango_51)
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body parts twitch in a manner similar to how conflicting memory addresses in computer program multitasking can invoke weird visual artifacts that aren't otherwise meant to be seen on the screen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9ppi/body_parts_twitch_in_a_manner_similar_to_how/ (SupremoZanne)
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Kids in the Star Wars universe probably have toy lightsabers, the same as how kids in real life have toy guns

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9pc7/kids_in_the_star_wars_universe_probably_have_toy/ (BarefootPaul)
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Old people drive like they have all the time in the world and young people drive like they've got ten minutes left to live

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9oxy/old_people_drive_like_they_have_all_the_time_in/ (Spcone23)
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There is a fat layer surrounding the base of a man's penis, so losing weight effectively lengthens his schlong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9ooo/there_is_a_fat_layer_surrounding_the_base_of_a/ (WizardRob)
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A sock is a pocket for your feet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9n61/a_sock_is_a_pocket_for_your_feet/ (giga_booty)
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You know shit has gone real when people get up mid-Haircut.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9msg/you_know_shit_has_gone_real_when_people_get_up/ (123BKS)
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We're gonna all look so corny when we're 60 rapping to biggie and pac trying to show the younger generations our music

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9msd/were_gonna_all_look_so_corny_when_were_60_rapping/ (Seank814)
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women love men who put comments in their sql code

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9lwa/women_love_men_who_put_comments_in_their_sql_code/ (hjh12221)
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You are always responsible for how you behave, no matter how you feel!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9lk8/you_are_always_responsible_for_how_you_behave_no/ (Loovelife)
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You are literally one of a kind and there will never be another you. Ever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9lix/you_are_literally_one_of_a_kind_and_there_will/ (poorlywrappedburrito)
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After seeing old yoda and baby yoda's hair, there's chances that yoda must have had thick long and silky hair in his young days.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9l88/after_seeing_old_yoda_and_baby_yodas_hair_theres/ ([deleted])
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Chewing gum has more calories than celery does

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9kr8/chewing_gum_has_more_calories_than_celery_does/ ([deleted])
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99% of philanthrophists who publicize their action do it for publicity. Real phils. show their generosity in silence. So ifsomeone was to select a random person from the world, he has more chance of being a real phil. if he is not known to do philanthropic actions than someone who is a famous phil.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9knl/99_of_philanthrophists_who_publicize_their_action/ (Lonecyborg)
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1/8 is probably the fraction used most often

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9kmt/18_is_probably_the_fraction_used_most_often/ (SandmanD2)
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Late fees are strange- "Hey this person is struggling to pay the bills, let's make it more expensive!"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9kl3/late_fees_are_strange_hey_this_person_is/ (urban_legend03)
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In the Early Roman Empire, there has to have been at least a few obnoxious kids who thought they were born in the wrong generation and missed the republic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9k26/in_the_early_roman_empire_there_has_to_have_been/ (Prussia792)
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Dumping waste in the ocean is the global version of sweeping dirt under the rug

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9jk6/dumping_waste_in_the_ocean_is_the_global_version/ (Flameywayme)
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There are thousands of people in the world who still haven’t pooped this decade.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9jbq/there_are_thousands_of_people_in_the_world_who/ (territp)
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Because of the CGI and VFX in most blockbuster movies, the actors that attend the movie’s premier probably don’t know what the movie will actually look like. All they’ve seen is a script and them acting in front of a green screen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9i3y/because_of_the_cgi_and_vfx_in_most_blockbuster/ (gopanda54)
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Seeing color for the first time is an experience that only colorblind people that get special glasses get to experience because we can’t remember when we first opened our eyes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9hym/seeing_color_for_the_first_time_is_an_experience/ (konnor_13)
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Auto Correct picks up on key phrases you use often, filling in the blanks of sentences like "I love you Honey Bunny." Etc. So in theory a hacker can pose as yourself without suspicion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9hgg/auto_correct_picks_up_on_key_phrases_you_use/ (Friday_Sommers96er)
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There are probably conspiracy theories about baking soda.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9h2r/there_are_probably_conspiracy_theories_about/ (WeHaveAllBeenThere)
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ICarly predicted teen youtubers, their type of content and streamers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9gxx/icarly_predicted_teen_youtubers_their_type_of/ (eusoulegal6)
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You’ll find most of your best ideas in the shower, but you’ll most likely forget them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9gry/youll_find_most_of_your_best_ideas_in_the_shower/ (JungleLiquor)
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There will be come a time after you die when people will never think of you ever again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9g8w/there_will_be_come_a_time_after_you_die_when/ ([deleted])
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“Humble” is an adjective you can only really describe other people as, otherwise you’re not really being humble.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9fbd/humble_is_an_adjective_you_can_only_really/ (etm0804)
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We think children cry a lot, until we start to think about our own depression.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9epz/we_think_children_cry_a_lot_until_we_start_to/ (123BKS)
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Working at Walmart and working for Walmart are two very different things

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9emt/working_at_walmart_and_working_for_walmart_are/ (sender_r)
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Football and handball are games. Hairballs are gross. And eyeballs are...just eyeballs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9ehi/football_and_handball_are_games_hairballs_are/ ([deleted])
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Four inches of fat can stop a 9mm bullet so technically being overweight can save your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9e1p/four_inches_of_fat_can_stop_a_9mm_bullet_so/ ([deleted])
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Being a good parent is being good and apparant all the time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9de3/being_a_good_parent_is_being_good_and_apparant/ (filled0)
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You will never experience the future and have never experienced the past. You've only experienced the present and always will.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9ce6/you_will_never_experience_the_future_and_have/ (UnhingedDeer59)
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You can say you have a weekday off, but you can’t say you have a weekend off without it meaning the entire weekend.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9c4k/you_can_say_you_have_a_weekday_off_but_you_cant/ (corteztevan)
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In english we say " it warms the heart " but in arabic they say something that translates to " it ices the heart" ,because English speaking countries are generally cold and warming the heart is good, on the other hand it's quite the opposite in Arab speaking countries.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9bj9/in_english_we_say_it_warms_the_heart_but_in/ (Ayham_abusalem)
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The more emphasis put on the word ‘sure’, the less sure the person sounds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9bgg/the_more_emphasis_put_on_the_word_sure_the_less/ (Fayebie17)
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Parents would take their kids a lot more seriously if instead of asking "Why?" over and over, they said "I need a logical explanation!"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9a6y/parents_would_take_their_kids_a_lot_more/ (ihaveacrushonmercy)
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Ironically, “Club Penguin is kil” keeps Club Penguin’s memory alive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9a1n/ironically_club_penguin_is_kil_keeps_club/ (JonSolo1)
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The fact that every single computer virus on the world is a human creation is merely unbelievable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek99qk/the_fact_that_every_single_computer_virus_on_the/ (Noganeto1)
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We were dead forever before and we'll be dead forever again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek99nv/we_were_dead_forever_before_and_well_be_dead/ (mymorningjacket)
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More than 90% of people tend to trivialize death until it happens to someone whom they know personally.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek998o/more_than_90_of_people_tend_to_trivialize_death/ ([deleted])
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You may go years without realizing a certain knuckle exists, but once you crack it once, you will never stop

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek98m1/you_may_go_years_without_realizing_a_certain/ (ExperiencedGarbage)
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When you hit on a girl that is not interested in you it is creepy, but girls can hit on you as much as they like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek98la/when_you_hit_on_a_girl_that_is_not_interested_in/ (pikknz)
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The average person will never personally kill a single cow or chicken in their life yet they will eat hundreds of each throughout their lifetime

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek98d2/the_average_person_will_never_personally_kill_a/ (VeryCasualPCGamer)
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The PJ Masks have never slept properly for a really long time. And these kids are much younger than even Spider-Man.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9869/the_pj_masks_have_never_slept_properly_for_a/ (TheTriadofRedditors)
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When you make a face of a person up in your head you can never recreate that face

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek97vx/when_you_make_a_face_of_a_person_up_in_your_head/ (Vro9ooo)
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So much of what we learn in school is useless

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek976q/so_much_of_what_we_learn_in_school_is_useless/ (Gundamsarecool)
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It's easy to see the pattern once you've separated yourself from the set

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek976k/its_easy_to_see_the_pattern_once_youve_separated/ (AlekhinesHolster)
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To know how many shadows you have during nighttime, you just have to count the lights that shines on you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek96sx/to_know_how_many_shadows_you_have_during/ (uknown_boi75)
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Maybe ancient cave painters were more of story tellers then artists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek96ir/maybe_ancient_cave_painters_were_more_of_story/ (Samtgamee)
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Maybe dogs lick their own balls because they know something we don't.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek95jv/maybe_dogs_lick_their_own_balls_because_they_know/ (Triraxis)
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Everyone wants to be the hero in RPGs, but no one wants be the NPC who makes the swords and other accessories for the hero, which is actually more tougher and important

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek95iw/everyone_wants_to_be_the_hero_in_rpgs_but_no_one/ (poopforthought)
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When a character dies and the other character shuts there eyes with his/her fingers, the actor pretending to be dead must be relieved to be able to close his eyes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek94er/when_a_character_dies_and_the_other_character/ (c4boi456)
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People today see their own image dozens or even hundreds of times a day through social media, mirrors, and selfies. But a caveman lived his whole life without ever knowing what his own face looked like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek947a/people_today_see_their_own_image_dozens_or_even/ (MooseMerkin)
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Bubblegum flavor somehow became a thing despite all bubblegums having their own different flavors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek93a3/bubblegum_flavor_somehow_became_a_thing_despite/ ([deleted])
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Games where you can do stuff in slow motion because your so fast makes the game longer to complete

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek92re/games_where_you_can_do_stuff_in_slow_motion/ (theonedogonYT)
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Gilding is such an impulse buy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek92rd/gilding_is_such_an_impulse_buy/ (baumpop)
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You probably sit more than you stand

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek91qa/you_probably_sit_more_than_you_stand/ (Corey_Huncho)
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Not many day to day moments can be as terrifying as when the toilet paper rips apart mid-use.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek91pf/not_many_day_to_day_moments_can_be_as_terrifying/ (hrds21198)
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We're looking for signs of life on other planets, yet other civilizations on distant planets probably know that Earth is a source of life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek91mt/were_looking_for_signs_of_life_on_other_planets/ (Dominoose508)
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In movies TV shows when they imply an idea is too crazy to be made up, it is ironically always made up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek91kf/in_movies_tv_shows_when_they_imply_an_idea_is_too/ (WULTKB90)
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We see space as endless darkness, but if we view it from the near-side of the sun, it's endless light.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek90sm/we_see_space_as_endless_darkness_but_if_we_view/ (ClubLegend_Theater)
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You never realize how worthless something was, until you find it umder the bed 3 months later

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek906r/you_never_realize_how_worthless_something_was/ (Ithoughtthiswasfunny)
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Piranhas are angry miniature sharks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek9016/piranhas_are_angry_miniature_sharks/ (iLightStorm)
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People mindlessly eat pork rinds not knowing they could at one point be eating a mouthful of fried dick skins.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8z04/people_mindlessly_eat_pork_rinds_not_knowing_they/ (Diskojawkey)
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Everything is food if you try hard enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8ym5/everything_is_food_if_you_try_hard_enough/ (DomD8)
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People on the last day of 2019 be like "see you next decade", and eventually people on the last day of 2099 will be like "see you next century".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8y1s/people_on_the_last_day_of_2019_be_like_see_you/ (orangenignog)
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Calling someone a scaredy-cat is the PG version of calling someone a pussy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8wza/calling_someone_a_scaredycat_is_the_pg_version_of/ (sup-lil-bish)
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Street lamps in games use real electricity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8wyu/street_lamps_in_games_use_real_electricity/ (zicha)
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Some people own dogs for the sole purpose to use them as tools to blame in the case of their own uncontrolled flatulence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8wxt/some_people_own_dogs_for_the_sole_purpose_to_use/ (Inkkk)
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You never realize how much liquid is in a bottle until you spill it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8whm/you_never_realize_how_much_liquid_is_in_a_bottle/ (aamllama)
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We could all be the stars of our own Truman Show.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8wb6/we_could_all_be_the_stars_of_our_own_truman_show/ (partyoski)
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Prius is the raisin brand of cars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8vnf/prius_is_the_raisin_brand_of_cars/ (nicoleeallisonn)
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Bob Ross possibly came up with "there are no mistakes, only happy little accidents" to console himself after his parents said he was a mistake.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8vlp/bob_ross_possibly_came_up_with_there_are_no/ (McBanban)
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Optometrists must be loving all the uses for this new year in their advertising.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8v9m/optometrists_must_be_loving_all_the_uses_for_this/ (iHaveACatDog)
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Tripping over something when you're trippin must be trippy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8v8j/tripping_over_something_when_youre_trippin_must/ ([deleted])
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Almost every porn video creates its own cinematic universe but barely ever get sequels.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8v4h/almost_every_porn_video_creates_its_own_cinematic/ (Cheeso-The-Derp)
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People always asking how Spider-Man sticks to walls with sneakers on but have ya ever put sneakers on a spider? Who knows what would happen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8v37/people_always_asking_how_spiderman_sticks_to/ (Yeetaroni)
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Eggs are technically Chicken Nuggets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8v10/eggs_are_technically_chicken_nuggets/ ([deleted])
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Voldemort has a vetter point of view because his brain doesn't have to deal with nose.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8urv/voldemort_has_a_vetter_point_of_view_because_his/ ([deleted])
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Easy mode for you is hard mode for the enemies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8upe/easy_mode_for_you_is_hard_mode_for_the_enemies/ (TheDerpyOne07)
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All animated creatures that don’t show a penis have been neutered

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8up8/all_animated_creatures_that_dont_show_a_penis/ (Hyperblitz1521)
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Humans are a lot like a flower! They sprout, they grow, they start to wither away, and then they die, providing nutrients to the soil.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8up6/humans_are_a_lot_like_a_flower_they_sprout_they/ (DarkStaryNightSky)
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It’s possible that people who listen to music in the 1980s will still listen to it 100 years later, teaching kids in the future about an era of music.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8unv/its_possible_that_people_who_listen_to_music_in/ (InsertStephenHere)
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Dudes be like subway sucks, bruh you made the sandwich

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8ulw/dudes_be_like_subway_sucks_bruh_you_made_the/ (CyinFromJohto)
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Without our senses, nothing would exist because we would have no recollection of anything happening.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8uio/without_our_senses_nothing_would_exist_because_we/ (Dominoose508)
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Somewhere far away, a Death Star could be firing its first shot in a random direction as a test run and Earth might be in its path

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8u6u/somewhere_far_away_a_death_star_could_be_firing/ (sparrow565)
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Captain Planet, a superhero who is all about saving the environment, has toys made out of plastic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8u4g/captain_planet_a_superhero_who_is_all_about/ (InsertStephenHere)
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The “banished” monsters in Monster’s Inc., are monsters that exist in (actual) human “legends”. Which makes sense, since they were the only monsters sent to Earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8u1o/the_banished_monsters_in_monsters_inc_are/ (Namone)
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A new computer doesn't lose its virginity until you disable sticky keys.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8tz7/a_new_computer_doesnt_lose_its_virginity_until/ (funnygnome32)
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People that wish humanity gets wiped out are probably just low key suicidal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8swx/people_that_wish_humanity_gets_wiped_out_are/ (ExistentialYurt)
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Wolverine must hate thunder storms

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8sbg/wolverine_must_hate_thunder_storms/ (SaintDoom)
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Being an adult felt so far away for kids born in the early 2000s last year but now the reality has struck this decade they will be adults and some even able to drink

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8s9u/being_an_adult_felt_so_far_away_for_kids_born_in/ (epictiger292)
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The picture of your youngest self is the oldest picture of you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8r0e/the_picture_of_your_youngest_self_is_the_oldest/ ([deleted])
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Most people will agree that there is only one inherently good species and one inherently bad a species. Dogs and humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8qh7/most_people_will_agree_that_there_is_only_one/ (whos_mama)
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Europeans get 12 4/20s this year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8q7d/europeans_get_12_420s_this_year/ ([deleted])
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At around 25 your body literally starts to die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8peq/at_around_25_your_body_literally_starts_to_die/ (ChimericalPhoenix)
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After WWIII there will be a baby boom and Zoomers will reintroduce boomers into this world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8okm/after_wwiii_there_will_be_a_baby_boom_and_zoomers/ (Peter-Girthin)
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As much as it feels f*ckin awful to have your heartbroken or be back stabbed. The lessons we learn and the pain we feel are valuable experiences.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8o5k/as_much_as_it_feels_fckin_awful_to_have_your/ (sourpatchdoode)
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John Cena should have been the meme of decade

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8nef/john_cena_should_have_been_the_meme_of_decade/ (CaptainCOLD3825)
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The saddest memory is when the person who made lots of memories with you become memory

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8ncs/the_saddest_memory_is_when_the_person_who_made/ (mok3yking)
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Was present ever thought in first history class

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8mlk/was_present_ever_thought_in_first_history_class/ ([deleted])
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The car alarm noise sequence is probably one of the most recognized sounds in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8mdv/the_car_alarm_noise_sequence_is_probably_one_of/ (Urkylurker)
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The Truman show, but the actors devote their years to the show. Meaning they actually live 24/7 around Truman.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8m30/the_truman_show_but_the_actors_devote_their_years/ (PapuaNewGuinean)
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The planet does not need saving, people do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8m0q/the_planet_does_not_need_saving_people_do/ (Eriritoch)
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Stickers are things that will stay wherever you put them for as long as you have the thing you put them on, yet we put stickers everywhere carelessly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8lms/stickers_are_things_that_will_stay_wherever_you/ (notappelle)
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They say couples sharing a toothbrush is gross, yet they share saliva all the time

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8lbl/they_say_couples_sharing_a_toothbrush_is_gross/ (ToffineExpress)
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It is possible that some insignificant thing you see today will be stored in the memory cell and 20 years later still recalled.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8l2c/it_is_possible_that_some_insignificant_thing_you/ (ilovesydney)
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All the songs we are currently listening to are from the previous decades

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8kwu/all_the_songs_we_are_currently_listening_to_are/ (SecretRonan42069)
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Apps that end with the word "Free" sound more legit then the ones that start with it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8kve/apps_that_end_with_the_word_free_sound_more_legit/ ([deleted])
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Every child wants to be treated like an adult and when one actually becomes an adult, he wishes he were still a child. Interesting how life is a circle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8k0u/every_child_wants_to_be_treated_like_an_adult_and/ (Aghi_06)
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The sound “ee” could refer to ee, e, ie, i, ey, or y

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8iqx/the_sound_ee_could_refer_to_ee_e_ie_i_ey_or_y/ (yesthisiskyle)
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You can’t see yourself in a 3rd person perspective in a dream

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8igb/you_cant_see_yourself_in_a_3rd_person_perspective/ ([deleted])
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If prunes are dried plums, raisins are dried grapes and craisins are dried cranberries why are dried apricots (amongst other dried fruit) not called something different? Let’s name them cots?! Otherwise everything should just be dried (insert fruit)!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8i27/if_prunes_are_dried_plums_raisins_are_dried/ ([deleted])
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Dachshunds could paralyze themselves from simply cleaning their ass.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8hsi/dachshunds_could_paralyze_themselves_from_simply/ (ChiefTwoDogsFucking)
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The practice of tagging personal or embarrassing questions with "asking for a friend" (implying that someone else had the question) is actually asking for a friend (making a connection with someone to discuss personal or embarrassing questions).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8hga/the_practice_of_tagging_personal_or_embarrassing/ (call_me_capn)
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People who spread hate on ransoms just feel excluded

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8hf5/people_who_spread_hate_on_ransoms_just_feel/ ([deleted])
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At this point people probably never pay attention to ads anyway, they are so prevalent that they have become invisible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8h51/at_this_point_people_probably_never_pay_attention/ (Xelium23)
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There are two types of believers: the personally convicted and the professionally convinced

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8gz0/there_are_two_types_of_believers_the_personally/ (psychodelephant)
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You have to be big to be able to dwarf

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8gvj/you_have_to_be_big_to_be_able_to_dwarf/ (Temporary-Yesterday)
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The milk you get from the store does not come from a single cow, but is rather a mix of dozens of different cow's milk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8gti/the_milk_you_get_from_the_store_does_not_come/ (PsychicSteven99)
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There was probably someone who started jerking off at 11:59pm NYE hoping to climax at 12:00am NYD but came too early

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8gch/there_was_probably_someone_who_started_jerking/ (SunBaked272)
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Animals probably don’t think of smells as good or bad, they probably just think of them as a way to differentiate things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8fvw/animals_probably_dont_think_of_smells_as_good_or/ (Minimalcharges)
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Bop is the unofficial word for smacking someone's head.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8egb/bop_is_the_unofficial_word_for_smacking_someones/ (ourwaffles8)
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Had this thought. All women are literally 3D printers. When they print a child is the final project.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8drq/had_this_thought_all_women_are_literally_3d/ (shadowspear1019)
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We live on the same planet the dinosaurs did, ain’t no rules here bitch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8dqw/we_live_on_the_same_planet_the_dinosaurs_did_aint/ (FungiSamurai)
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They say third times the charm. Germany only lost twice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8dkj/they_say_third_times_the_charm_germany_only_lost/ (Beast-Heart)
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Having more dating experience makes you a worse person to ask relationship advice to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8d7i/having_more_dating_experience_makes_you_a_worse/ (Eriritoch)
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We live in a world where the strongest of our species can easily be killed by the weakest of our species.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8d6s/we_live_in_a_world_where_the_strongest_of_our/ (The_Maddeath)
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When a person dies, you can tell if they were sleepy or not, depending if the person’s eyes are closed or not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8d3o/when_a_person_dies_you_can_tell_if_they_were/ (gatinkeny64)
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It is possible somebody got the day wrong and it stayed that way internationally

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8cyh/it_is_possible_somebody_got_the_day_wrong_and_it/ (CoopMaxer100)
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We give little girls fake tiny humans to play with and we give little boys fake indestructible machines to play with. Then we look at the way they play as a reflection of their gender as opposed to a reflection of the toys they’re given.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8cno/we_give_little_girls_fake_tiny_humans_to_play/ ([deleted])
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A fake ID lets you illegally-legally do things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8bdq/a_fake_id_lets_you_illegallylegally_do_things/ (CharlieMeadowslol)
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The first ant that finds the bait will unknowingly lead her colony to its death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8b9m/the_first_ant_that_finds_the_bait_will/ (sonofblackbird)
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Early morning earthquakes may have woke hundreds who would have otherwise slept through their alarms

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8b0c/early_morning_earthquakes_may_have_woke_hundreds/ (Blackstonewasright)
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Maybe S.E.T.I found a signal and it decoded as "Shh. They'll hear you." and we've gotten nothing sense.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8auy/maybe_seti_found_a_signal_and_it_decoded_as_shh/ (NullCake)
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It must be very surreal to watch a cartoon that you were a voice actor for

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek8agi/it_must_be_very_surreal_to_watch_a_cartoon_that/ (Biscuits-and-Pancake)
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There’s a good chance bugs try to fly to full moons

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek89wk/theres_a_good_chance_bugs_try_to_fly_to_full_moons/ (psychodelephant)
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The star wars light saber acts as both the sword and the sheath

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek89pj/the_star_wars_light_saber_acts_as_both_the_sword/ (Radman-8)
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We say good morning and good afternoon as greetings, but goodnight as a good-bye.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek89i4/we_say_good_morning_and_good_afternoon_as/ (G_money16)
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There are 13 4/20s this year and one 4/24/20

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek88r1/there_are_13_420s_this_year_and_one_42420/ (mmayer1581)
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Most of the complexity of social interaction is based on the premise that the person you are interacting with may not like you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek88q3/most_of_the_complexity_of_social_interaction_is/ (Gromit43)
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The most obvious difference between a vulture and a bald eagle is that one of them is bald.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek881z/the_most_obvious_difference_between_a_vulture_and/ (Derpy_Dev)
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Electric cars don't generate heat except when their battery explodes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek87ud/electric_cars_dont_generate_heat_except_when/ ([deleted])
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"The Scream" might very well be a person just having a large yawn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek87qz/the_scream_might_very_well_be_a_person_just/ (Isntitabouttime69)
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The "stranger" in "Stranger Things" is a noun, not an adjective.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek87pb/the_stranger_in_stranger_things_is_a_noun_not_an/ (playitagainzak_)
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Your parents have probably had sex on the living room couch

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek87nd/your_parents_have_probably_had_sex_on_the_living/ (child_sized_tequila)
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You can't always look the animal you eat in the eye when you may never even see its face.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek86o5/you_cant_always_look_the_animal_you_eat_in_the/ (pimpmastahanhduece)
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The land of the free is home to the 21.0% of the world's prisoners...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek86j4/the_land_of_the_free_is_home_to_the_210_of_the/ (Chemical-Shirt)
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A phone that stops charging might just need its bellybutton cleaned.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek86cg/a_phone_that_stops_charging_might_just_need_its/ (Negative_Juan)
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Cereal is kind of like cold cracker soup.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek85tu/cereal_is_kind_of_like_cold_cracker_soup/ (CptTeach)
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People born in 1981 have been an adult in 4 different decades.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek84zv/people_born_in_1981_have_been_an_adult_in_4/ (thecars1979)
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you never truly experience fear until the automatic toilet flushes while you're still sitting on it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek84ck/you_never_truly_experience_fear_until_the/ (wrinklymangoes)
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"Forget the people, save the gold" From the Hobbit is basically a quote from Evangelical Televangelists

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek847i/forget_the_people_save_the_gold_from_the_hobbit/ (QuitYourBullshit-)
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The Year of Hindsight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek828f/the_year_of_hindsight/ (scissorchest)
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The bottom line is rarely, if ever, a line.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek81o6/the_bottom_line_is_rarely_if_ever_a_line/ (HungryChefBrockett)
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Making fun of someone for being somewhere all the time is ironic, considering you're there just as much to see them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek81j7/making_fun_of_someone_for_being_somewhere_all_the/ (betrayedof52z)
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Since the speed of light isn't infinite, your reflection in the mirror is always younger than you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek815t/since_the_speed_of_light_isnt_infinite_your/ (256Moin256)
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Hypocrites can never see the hypocrisy of their hypocrisy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek812f/hypocrites_can_never_see_the_hypocrisy_of_their/ (HungryChefBrockett)
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You very rarely see the classic black-and-white soccer balls anymore, and when you do it’s usually only in a TV show or movie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek80z4/you_very_rarely_see_the_classic_blackandwhite/ (InfernalCape)
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In real life it is impossible to get a k/d between 1 and 0

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek80yi/in_real_life_it_is_impossible_to_get_a_kd_between/ (r3lease)
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Superman’s X-ray vision is crazy powerful when you think about how back in the day lead paint was popular.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek80v4/supermans_xray_vision_is_crazy_powerful_when_you/ (Endraxz)
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I’d probably eat more fortune cookies if they were made with cocaine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7zzz/id_probably_eat_more_fortune_cookies_if_they_were/ (Spinach_Souffle)
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The most popular aspect of polo is the shirt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7zup/the_most_popular_aspect_of_polo_is_the_shirt/ (smikelsmikel)
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Chess was the original RTS

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7zr0/chess_was_the_original_rts/ (Kaminski719)
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Bowser is probably more scared of MARIO than MARIO is of bowser

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7xta/bowser_is_probably_more_scared_of_mario_than/ (Donghoon)
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A lot of people would do anything to lose weight, except eat healthy and exercise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7xa9/a_lot_of_people_would_do_anything_to_lose_weight/ (Loovelife)
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The Force isn't ever seen being used to move things around until The Empire Strikes Back.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7x7v/the_force_isnt_ever_seen_being_used_to_move/ (SomeJerk27)
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You could complete any essay type assignment in mere hours by just arguing with the right people online and copying their responses. They’d do all the research for you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7wtj/you_could_complete_any_essay_type_assignment_in/ (Greubles)
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Jeff Bezos (worth over $100bn) has about $8 for every Earth year that the *known universe* has existed (about 13.8bn)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7vyx/jeff_bezos_worth_over_100bn_has_about_8_for_every/ (myrrdwen)
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You don’t hear much about East Virginia.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7v37/you_dont_hear_much_about_east_virginia/ (TEDOG1232)
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Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7tzb/your_shadow_is_a_confirmation_that_light_has/ ([deleted])
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Let‘s be honest no one wants to go to war, we all just want chill out, eat pizza and play videogames

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7tpl/lets_be_honest_no_one_wants_to_go_to_war_we_all/ (koopabird)
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A foot lever that raises the toilet seat...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7tju/a_foot_lever_that_raises_the_toilet_seat/ ([deleted])
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Instead of all the prequel and sequel movies coming out, they need to start making equeles; films shot in the same time period as the original film, but from an entirely different perspective.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7sjh/instead_of_all_the_prequel_and_sequel_movies/ (akarim5847)
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The word "typo" is a typo of the word "type"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7s3h/the_word_typo_is_a_typo_of_the_word_type/ (FeathersVEVO)
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Were Genghis Khan alive, at the end of most sponsorship commercials he could joke “sponsored by deez nuts” and have it technically be true

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7rn0/were_genghis_khan_alive_at_the_end_of_most/ (Abcdddffu)
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Vomiting is the emergency exit of your body

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7rmw/vomiting_is_the_emergency_exit_of_your_body/ ([deleted])
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We’re lucky that our inner organs and intestines cannot itch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7qf9/were_lucky_that_our_inner_organs_and_intestines/ (akarim5847)
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For foot fetishists "it's not gay with socks on" is a factual statement.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7q0v/for_foot_fetishists_its_not_gay_with_socks_on_is/ (Eternal2401)
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Mind control experiments failed but in reality they actually succeeded and just make us believe it failed to eliminate the possibility that we think we don’t have choice in our thoughts and actions so no one could break the mind control system

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7psk/mind_control_experiments_failed_but_in_reality/ (Lonelythrowaway1049)
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The person with the most bans probably did it on purpose.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7ps5/the_person_with_the_most_bans_probably_did_it_on/ (AmuroRay0704)
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The majority of people have likely not put a suit in a suitcase.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7pq5/the_majority_of_people_have_likely_not_put_a_suit/ ([deleted])
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Millennials and Zoomers be cool like with each other like the sisters is Parent Trap. Future looks not so bad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7p7s/millennials_and_zoomers_be_cool_like_with_each/ ([deleted])
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Humanity could be so lucky that an extrodinarily rare occurrence could've happened so many times that we brushed it off as common.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7ond/humanity_could_be_so_lucky_that_an_extrodinarily/ (some_random-account)
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Not Sure if the New WWI movie "1917" is a Pro Freedom Jawn, or if its Secret "Storm Trooper" Propaganda. Because on 1 hand it makes those communication runners look like Super Heroes. On the other, that's exactly what "Darth Vader" did during WWI.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7o0y/not_sure_if_the_new_wwi_movie_1917_is_a_pro/ (TheGhostofBroadSt)
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You can tell that the Flintstones lived a very long time ago because they’re a single-income working class family with their own house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7nmz/you_can_tell_that_the_flintstones_lived_a_very/ (akarim5847)
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Supposedly we barely recycle yet every packaging is advertised as 100% made from recycled materials.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7n90/supposedly_we_barely_recycle_yet_every_packaging/ (Activated27)
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There are no “how to make a million dollars books” which include the millionaire author starting their journey to wealth by reading a book about how to make a million dollars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7mlo/there_are_no_how_to_make_a_million_dollars_books/ (akarim5847)
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take rayman's body and do bowling

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7m8p/take_raymans_body_and_do_bowling/ (Daggerdinger)
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Men with foot fetishes must be repulsed by ballerinas.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7lx1/men_with_foot_fetishes_must_be_repulsed_by/ (babybutters)
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It's okay if you don't keep up with your daily routine and get lazy and skip things, there is a high chance that someone was keeping track of your routine and on the day when you were about to be murdered just because you were lazy it saved you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7lpp/its_okay_if_you_dont_keep_up_with_your_daily/ (beep_boop_poob_peeb)
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There's an alternate timeline where you made every right decision.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7l85/theres_an_alternate_timeline_where_you_made_every/ (AmuroRay0704)
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Billie Eilish is country music for Gen z.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7kzf/billie_eilish_is_country_music_for_gen_z/ (iamrule1883)
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You never hear the clock ticking, but when you hear it you can't unhear it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7ky0/you_never_hear_the_clock_ticking_but_when_you/ (Deathwiiish)
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When you’re at sea level, the majority of dead people are above you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7klo/when_youre_at_sea_level_the_majority_of_dead/ (spamitcal)
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That first Pixar movie without John Ratzenburger is gonna be real weird for us adults.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7k7l/that_first_pixar_movie_without_john_ratzenburger/ (atudar)
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Our debit card pays for things with past hours of our life, and our credit card pays with future hours of our life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7jfv/our_debit_card_pays_for_things_with_past_hours_of/ ([deleted])
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As life expectancy extends, at certain point we will be more likely to die of accidents than of old age

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7j0q/as_life_expectancy_extends_at_certain_point_we/ (dlrbduq3)
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Accidentally swiping left on Tinder feels like when Strongbad deleted the email from Ali and Ali's sister

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7hvs/accidentally_swiping_left_on_tinder_feels_like/ (eren_yeagermeister)
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Water is the natural enemy of the homeowner.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7hu2/water_is_the_natural_enemy_of_the_homeowner/ (ItAllDepends99)
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My person is different than me.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7h3l/my_person_is_different_than_me/ (VDCLXXVIII)
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As much as we want superpowers, we're probably better off without them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7gzm/as_much_as_we_want_superpowers_were_probably/ (AmuroRay0704)
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Sleep is one of the only things you can't succeed with when you put in maximum effort.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7gww/sleep_is_one_of_the_only_things_you_cant_succeed/ (biver46)
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Desert and desert are said differently but desert is said the same way as dessert

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7gcx/desert_and_desert_are_said_differently_but_desert/ (BillyTheFridge2)
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Kissing someone is a lot like going 70mph on the freeway. You'll break the law if you don't ask for permission, but you're more likely to get away with it the better looking you are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7g3g/kissing_someone_is_a_lot_like_going_70mph_on_the/ (ginwithbutts)
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A dream is bedtime story for our brain

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7fi2/a_dream_is_bedtime_story_for_our_brain/ (UUtfbro)
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Turkey tries and fails to be every other kind of meat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7elv/turkey_tries_and_fails_to_be_every_other_kind_of/ (Mansierge)
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We don't wash our shoes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7eiy/we_dont_wash_our_shoes/ (xerplexcries)
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Because of fake depression 14 years olds , people with depression's state got worst when people thinks that they are fake depression as well and they don't need help

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7egj/because_of_fake_depression_14_years_olds_people/ (bluehatgamingNXE)
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You could jump off a cruise ship and nobody would know where’d you go.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7e8a/you_could_jump_off_a_cruise_ship_and_nobody_would/ (MattTactus24)
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The McRib is the deadbeat dad of fast food sandwiches. It disappears for months at a time and then we’re supposed to get all excited when it shows back up again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7cw8/the_mcrib_is_the_deadbeat_dad_of_fast_food/ ([deleted])
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Dogs love to play fetch because they've likely been bringing sticks to their masters as primitives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7ctx/dogs_love_to_play_fetch_because_theyve_likely/ (Casro)
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January is a great time to open a gym

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7cn0/january_is_a_great_time_to_open_a_gym/ (Cmath06)
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The garage used to be a place to fix appliances and vehicles now its primarily used to store things most families don't use

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7cal/the_garage_used_to_be_a_place_to_fix_appliances/ (InnovativePanda)
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No one has died in space. They have only died trying to get to space, or coming back from it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7c8k/no_one_has_died_in_space_they_have_only_died/ (MuskyElongatedRocket)
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Life’s a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7c0w/lifes_a_sexually_transmitted_disease_with_a_100/ ([deleted])
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There’s so much pollution on here these days.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7bn4/theres_so_much_pollution_on_here_these_days/ (Mansierge)
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While we can’t reverse our physical age, we can technically return back in time and live as if we’re still in high school or college or in our 20s if all seven billion+ people in the world agree to it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7b7r/while_we_cant_reverse_our_physical_age_we_can/ (feuuille)
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In past times, the space on Earth currently being occupied by our kitchen could be the site of an epic life-or-death battle between two giant dinosaurs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7b2t/in_past_times_the_space_on_earth_currently_being/ (akarim5847)
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The prestige of the college you go to doesn't really matter after your first job.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7b0j/the_prestige_of_the_college_you_go_to_doesnt/ (onering3inchbinder)
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The caps lock key has probably done a lot more bad than good

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7ado/the_caps_lock_key_has_probably_done_a_lot_more/ (cbpredditor)
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In places where serial killers kill more people, the number of serial killers compared to non serial killers is bigger because more non serial killers are dead

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7a8z/in_places_where_serial_killers_kill_more_people/ (Margaret533)
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2 days off: Typical weekend. 3 days off: Well rested. 4+ days off: Forget every single element of what it takes to be a functional member of society.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek7a78/2_days_off_typical_weekend_3_days_off_well_rested/ (akarim5847)
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When somebody serves you complimentary coffee at an event, you're literally getting free drugs from strangers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek792f/when_somebody_serves_you_complimentary_coffee_at/ (tigerboy4947)
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You don't actually have to "play" the lotto scratchers; just turn them in to the clerk to scan immediately after buying them. Less time scratching = more time for tomfoolery

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek78sa/you_dont_actually_have_to_play_the_lotto/ (ImaBiLittlePony)
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Pants are plural, because a single pant is a skirt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek77um/pants_are_plural_because_a_single_pant_is_a_skirt/ (silverwarbler)
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Say you correctly predicted the day the world would end. You’d leave a great legacy for nobody to ever know about in the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek779d/say_you_correctly_predicted_the_day_the_world/ (akarim5847)
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History classes are only going to get longer and harder

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek772q/history_classes_are_only_going_to_get_longer_and/ (roggy999)
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There is no such thing as a "bad sense of humor". Everyone just has different taste.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek76ye/there_is_no_such_thing_as_a_bad_sense_of_humor/ (AmuroRay0704)
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For .24 seconds we all were at one point the youngest person in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek76on/for_24_seconds_we_all_were_at_one_point_the/ (roggy999)
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Nude baby photos technically count as child pornography.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek74js/nude_baby_photos_technically_count_as_child/ (Annie8073)
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Two decades ago, our internet couldn’t work without our phones. Today our phones can’t work without the internet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek73go/two_decades_ago_our_internet_couldnt_work_without/ (akarim5847)
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People with a lot of free time wish they had less, People with no free time wish they had more.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek739n/people_with_a_lot_of_free_time_wish_they_had_less/ (AmuroRay0704)
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You can be temporarily insane and get away with murdering under its influence, but you can’t be temporarily drunk and get away with driving under its influence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek72wf/you_can_be_temporarily_insane_and_get_away_with/ (Postgres_Malone)
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A lot of people dream of being inside a cloud, yet they get frustrated when it gets foggy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek72uy/a_lot_of_people_dream_of_being_inside_a_cloud_yet/ (AidenBaseball)
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The perimeter of your body is constantly changing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek729w/the_perimeter_of_your_body_is_constantly_changing/ (BreakUrNicoNicoNicap)
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When space tourism takes off, there’ll be space hotels

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek71sg/when_space_tourism_takes_off_therell_be_space/ (JonSolo1)
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The first guy that died with life insurance never knew if it was a scam.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek71fl/the_first_guy_that_died_with_life_insurance_never/ (akarim5847)
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Everyone performs an activity differently from the previous time it was performed, even if only slightly, making everyone the creator of something new, every time they do it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek70zf/everyone_performs_an_activity_differently_from/ (pokey_bum_wannk)
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You know you've matured when people remind you of your birthday, not the other way around.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek70pm/you_know_youve_matured_when_people_remind_you_of/ ([deleted])
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Philosiraptor is the original version of this

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6zo9/philosiraptor_is_the_original_version_of_this/ (randomredditor5648)
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WW1 and WW2 seem really close together but when you compare it to this century, 2039 seems so far away

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6zc9/ww1_and_ww2_seem_really_close_together_but_when/ (joehensonn)
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Baby powder is traditionally associated with two groups: the very young, and the very old.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6z0z/baby_powder_is_traditionally_associated_with_two/ (tortoisedude47)
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Slow-motion videos look cooler when you make them yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6ynr/slowmotion_videos_look_cooler_when_you_make_them/ (RedHotReddy)
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At one point or another Dr. Doofenshmirtz definitely made a penis-enlarge-inator

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6ymt/at_one_point_or_another_dr_doofenshmirtz/ (SenseiHumphry)
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Post nut clarity is when we truly realize what we desire

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6yay/post_nut_clarity_is_when_we_truly_realize_what_we/ (Jonnyjc)
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The modern version of "Sex, Drugs, and Rock & Roll" is "Pornhub, Antidepressants, and Vaporwave"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6ya2/the_modern_version_of_sex_drugs_and_rock_roll_is/ (Rainbowbloodunicorn)
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Geoffrey Darby is the greatest producer in the history of children’s television.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6y1u/geoffrey_darby_is_the_greatest_producer_in_the/ (HungryChefBrockett)
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Pyramidal room. Are the interior sides considered walls or ceilings...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6xmn/pyramidal_room_are_the_interior_sides_considered/ (BaxTheSplendid)
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Carbonated Water & Pop Rocks taste like the Sound of TV Static

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6xfq/carbonated_water_pop_rocks_taste_like_the_sound/ (Nicholas_L_Aranda)
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We are no more autonomous than livestock. Even the most independent of thinkers will unwittingly step into the slaughterhouse one day just to see what all the noise is about

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6wr5/we_are_no_more_autonomous_than_livestock_even_the/ ([deleted])
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We don’t hear about enough good rich people because they’re not in it for fame, so things like donations to charity may be anonymous

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6wi3/we_dont_hear_about_enough_good_rich_people/ (Augustby)
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We’ll never live long enough to see the year 3030, 4040, 5050 etc.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6vy4/well_never_live_long_enough_to_see_the_year_3030/ (sarhan182)
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Everyone is capable of greatness, but few have the discipline required to achieve it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6vsb/everyone_is_capable_of_greatness_but_few_have_the/ (trollyoass69)
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In Super Mario 64, "So long, Gay Bowser!" was adopted as what Mario was saying when throwing Bowser without any argument

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6vme/in_super_mario_64_so_long_gay_bowser_was_adopted/ (BupMaster)
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Everyone always mentions Hiroshima when discussing nuclear bombs, but never Nagasaki.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6v6x/everyone_always_mentions_hiroshima_when/ (Heyuonthewall26)
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We are literally the universe becoming aware of its own existence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6up4/we_are_literally_the_universe_becoming_aware_of/ (42Bagels)
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At least if you have sex with a homeless person you’re not expected to stay the night.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6ua5/at_least_if_you_have_sex_with_a_homeless_person/ (HungryChefBrockett)
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Babies get scared less often than kids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6tnc/babies_get_scared_less_often_than_kids/ (iliveinplanetearth)
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Those who go out of their way to make others happy at the expense of themselves probably don’t want others to feel the kind of sadness they are feeling on the inside.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6tm0/those_who_go_out_of_their_way_to_make_others/ (akarim5847)
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The economy in the porn universe must be terrific because there is zero signs of poverty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6tkm/the_economy_in_the_porn_universe_must_be_terrific/ (AmuroRay0704)
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A lot of people nowadays are covering their computer cameras, but no one covers their phone cameras, which are arguably used more.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6tfe/a_lot_of_people_nowadays_are_covering_their/ (onering3inchbinder)
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Hide and Seek is the one game where ‘camping’ is not only encouraged but is part of the rules.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6tcz/hide_and_seek_is_the_one_game_where_camping_is/ (Wutisthis66204)
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Fake it until you make it fake sleep until you fall asleep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6t5q/fake_it_until_you_make_it_fake_sleep_until_you/ (Fluixxx)
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More gasoline in your tank, more weight, more it uses, less gasoline in the thank, less weight, less the motor uses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6s58/more_gasoline_in_your_tank_more_weight_more_it/ (theannoyingtardigrad)
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Hydrogen and oxygen are some of the most flammable elements, but when combined in a specific way become flame killers. The hunted become the hunters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6rpy/hydrogen_and_oxygen_are_some_of_the_most/ (inyapudaddn)
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The human brain is the world's best editing software and hardware

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6rcp/the_human_brain_is_the_worlds_best_editing/ (bob_the_science_guy)
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There's many languages in the world, but we all make the same sounds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6r43/theres_many_languages_in_the_world_but_we_all/ (MajdaVesela)
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In animations, you've probably only seen red or yellow rubber boots.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6r3z/in_animations_youve_probably_only_seen_red_or/ (Emoji10)
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Maybe the only reason you can’t pass through a mirror is because you are blocking yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6r2f/maybe_the_only_reason_you_cant_pass_through_a/ (akarim5847)
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The average smell of humans throughout time is campfire

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6r24/the_average_smell_of_humans_throughout_time_is/ (Postgres_Malone)
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Michael Scott is actually super sexy if you pretend you've never heard a word he's said.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6qhq/michael_scott_is_actually_super_sexy_if_you/ (LordofWithywoods)
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By staying up late, you're breaking the circle of a perfect laola-wave of people sleeping

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6q34/by_staying_up_late_youre_breaking_the_circle_of_a/ (Llamaleader_69)
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Giving Pinocchio a lie detector test will either be useless or show how great of a liar he is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6pv5/giving_pinocchio_a_lie_detector_test_will_either/ (Getete)
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Happiness is a state of mind. Florida is a state of confusion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6psx/happiness_is_a_state_of_mind_florida_is_a_state/ (HungryChefBrockett)
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Interrupting someone while watching something is the most unsuccessful advertising strategy ever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6pr4/interrupting_someone_while_watching_something_is/ (HamzaJebb)
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Slow water is clear and fast water is white.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6pim/slow_water_is_clear_and_fast_water_is_white/ (big-juicy724)
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Maybe the reason restaurant patrons went from tipping 15 to 20% is that people stopped carrying cash, so now waiters have to declare their tips.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6p2m/maybe_the_reason_restaurant_patrons_went_from/ (Gutierrezjm6)
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In the future, droids will replace real animals as pets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6owj/in_the_future_droids_will_replace_real_animals_as/ (bestinvalidusername)
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We Could Put All Law Enforcement Out Of Business If We Collectively Decided To Follow The Law.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6nxp/we_could_put_all_law_enforcement_out_of_business/ (BeerAndHotWingz)
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Human mouths always had the ability to beat-box. Someone a thousand years ago could have dropped the sickest beats of all time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6n79/human_mouths_always_had_the_ability_to_beatbox/ (akarim5847)
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Humans can't make a perfect thing but they can build a machine that makes a perfect thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6n6m/humans_cant_make_a_perfect_thing_but_they_can/ (_P_O_O_D_L_E_)
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The fact that we know Chameleons even exist just proves they are failures.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6mya/the_fact_that_we_know_chameleons_even_exist_just/ ([deleted])
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Outdoor ball pits could be the leading contributor to Ophidiophobia in adults.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6mpf/outdoor_ball_pits_could_be_the_leading/ (abaloneyhasnoname)
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Mortal Kombat is the first isekai fighting game

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6mn9/mortal_kombat_is_the_first_isekai_fighting_game/ (TimSl1m)
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Gilbert Gottfried doesn't sound like that, irl.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6mkr/gilbert_gottfried_doesnt_sound_like_that_irl/ ([deleted])
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Letting other people have some of your birthday cake is you giving back some to all the people who have given something to you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6mgi/letting_other_people_have_some_of_your_birthday/ (pluey200)
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Snowboarding might be this special sport that just lasts for a couple hundred year. We only figured out good skis/snowboards 50 years ago. It might all be gone in a couple hundred years if the earth keeps getting hotter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6lih/snowboarding_might_be_this_special_sport_that/ (toerazor)
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Dying is the only remaining novelty. Every other human experience is catalogued somewhere, but death is the one experience that no one can report back on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6l1j/dying_is_the_only_remaining_novelty_every_other/ (southwoodhunter)
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I would imagine that Google Earth really changed corn maze competitions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6kf5/i_would_imagine_that_google_earth_really_changed/ (Mondeleev)
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Drunk texts are sober thoughts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6jzy/drunk_texts_are_sober_thoughts/ (FarmaJoe)
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WWIII would like a firework show from the International Space Station.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6jg0/wwiii_would_like_a_firework_show_from_the/ (carlosjgarridog)
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The first person to discover magnets must've been like, "woah, check this shit out".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6jah/the_first_person_to_discover_magnets_mustve_been/ (FreezingArrows)
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1-2-3-4-5 being the lottery winner seems unlikeley, but it has the same probabilty as any other numbers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6ixn/12345_being_the_lottery_winner_seems_unlikeley/ (Abyss_by)
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Somewhere in space, there is actually a star system that is the center of the universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6ivh/somewhere_in_space_there_is_actually_a_star/ (Soapchrome)
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Musicians probably sees more country flags in the crowd during their concerts than during the rest of their lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6it6/musicians_probably_sees_more_country_flags_in_the/ (cyro262)
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We aren't grateful enough that getting a haircut doesn't hurt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6in7/we_arent_grateful_enough_that_getting_a_haircut/ (JustANormalUser721)
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With hundreds of dating apps, a marketplace has been set up to where people are the product that is being marketed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6icg/with_hundreds_of_dating_apps_a_marketplace_has/ (starzwillsucceed)
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Saying a woman’s pussy stinks is the male version of your dick is small

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6hrx/saying_a_womans_pussy_stinks_is_the_male_version/ (StrokeMyCactus13)
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Law School is nothing but an extension of college.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6hnb/law_school_is_nothing_but_an_extension_of_college/ (KarmaWhore97)
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Buck and doe are both terms for deer. Buck and dough are both terms for cash.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6h6l/buck_and_doe_are_both_terms_for_deer_buck_and/ (akarim5847)
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A person who can stop the time would have big issues with inertia and the things (s)he touches

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6g7r/a_person_who_can_stop_the_time_would_have_big/ (kirby_-_main)
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GPS navigators tell you when to turn way too much when you know where you are and not enough when you don't.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6g74/gps_navigators_tell_you_when_to_turn_way_too_much/ (MAWPAC)
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Theory says perception is reality, then a tall human can be viewed short and a short human can be viewed as tall

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6fxj/theory_says_perception_is_reality_then_a_tall/ (Unreal_Meme)
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When you see a wheel on the highway that appears to be still and then starts getting faster it’s actually getting slower

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6fpo/when_you_see_a_wheel_on_the_highway_that_appears/ (nearly_Logan)
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Hard drive recovery will be a valuable skill for future archaeologists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6fok/hard_drive_recovery_will_be_a_valuable_skill_for/ (akarim5847)
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The average human being is closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6fbb/the_average_human_being_is_closer_to_being_a/ (neilteje)
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Monotone is the grey of sound

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6f80/monotone_is_the_grey_of_sound/ (soldofpol13)
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It takes three years of law school to enforce the law with a pen as an attorney but it takes a couple of months of BLET to enforce the law with a gun and a badge as a cop.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6etw/it_takes_three_years_of_law_school_to_enforce_the/ (hostilecarrot)
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dit is miskien die eerste stortgedagte in Afrikaans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6edk/dit_is_miskien_die_eerste_stortgedagte_in/ (PM-ME-UR-PIERCED-NIP)
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What may seem weird to you is pretty normal to someone else and vice versa.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6e73/what_may_seem_weird_to_you_is_pretty_normal_to/ (SirMalcolmK)
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Maybe the reason why badly behaving kids were told to sit in the corner to gain perspective is because they're always right-angled

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6e2z/maybe_the_reason_why_badly_behaving_kids_were/ ([deleted])
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When someone tells you to go and do a chore you were about to do anyway, it makes you about 100 times less willing to do it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6dwf/when_someone_tells_you_to_go_and_do_a_chore_you/ ([deleted])
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You've probably only seen red or yellow rubber boots in animations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6d8x/youve_probably_only_seen_red_or_yellow_rubber/ ([deleted])
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NyQuil doesn’t even need to help with cold symptoms. It could be nothing but a sleep aid, and nobody would notice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6d6n/nyquil_doesnt_even_need_to_help_with_cold/ (Ifren)
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When we say "fuck you" are we saying I'll fuck you , or someone else will or they should fuck themselves?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6d5r/when_we_say_fuck_you_are_we_saying_ill_fuck_you/ (shiftshayper)
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You will always know what time a clock stopped working at

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6d54/you_will_always_know_what_time_a_clock_stopped/ (Jackson-King)
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Winning the lottery with the numbers 1-2-3-4-5 has actually the same probability as any other numbers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6d0g/winning_the_lottery_with_the_numbers_12345_has/ (Abyss_by)
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"Maybe it's Maybelline" is a bad slogan. It implies uncertainty in the product, which doesn't help things sell well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6cnu/maybe_its_maybelline_is_a_bad_slogan_it_implies/ (Lord__Bowser)
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There’s literally always someone, somewhere, shitting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6ckr/theres_literally_always_someone_somewhere_shitting/ (Mansierge)
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All wars are technically pay to win

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6ck0/all_wars_are_technically_pay_to_win/ ([deleted])
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I wonder at which thickness or ply count toilet paper becomes toilet cloth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6ci6/i_wonder_at_which_thickness_or_ply_count_toilet/ (pirho1155)
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The brain cancels out all imminence and unbearable pain during digestion, so people can remain productive and can survive easily, while a woman's period puts herself and everyone around her in a VERY bad position .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6bd7/the_brain_cancels_out_all_imminence_and/ (Tithalis)
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You can tell about an hour ahead of time when you’re going to have to pee but for pooping you’ll be notified no more than 5 seconds ahead of time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6bbc/you_can_tell_about_an_hour_ahead_of_time_when/ (carlosjgarridog)
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Humans are in a perpetual cycle of not having figured things out-- we get older and realize that the people we thought that did probably didn't.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6b5o/humans_are_in_a_perpetual_cycle_of_not_having/ (thesololoner)
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There might be people who’ve been in comas for the last decade who are gonna wake up in a radically different world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6b2v/there_might_be_people_whove_been_in_comas_for_the/ (libtin)
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Horny=Boner Boner ≠ Horny

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6akm/hornyboner_boner_horny/ (ba3conator)
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We take for granted the fact that we can have midnight feasts whenever we like as adults

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6a8j/we_take_for_granted_the_fact_that_we_can_have/ ([deleted])
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An ad before a trailer is watching a commercial in order to watch a commercial

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek6a2l/an_ad_before_a_trailer_is_watching_a_commercial/ (picu)
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It's impossible to not read a word when you look at it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek69xp/its_impossible_to_not_read_a_word_when_you_look/ (Gene-Belcher)
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People don’t usually get kicked out of stores if they are buying your stuff

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek69vw/people_dont_usually_get_kicked_out_of_stores_if/ (GameGrowthYT)
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Taco Bell is stockpiling weapons of ass destruction

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek69ou/taco_bell_is_stockpiling_weapons_of_ass/ (centuryeyes)
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The more you watch Bob Ross, you become less impressed with his painting techniques but more impressed with him as a human.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek69m4/the_more_you_watch_bob_ross_you_become_less/ (adamantcondition)
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The time after Christmas is probably when people statistically wear the most matching socks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek69fo/the_time_after_christmas_is_probably_when_people/ (Bagelspider2)
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Say Apple Pay came before credit/debit cards. The invention of a battery-free payment tool that fits in your wallet might be seen as an improvement.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek694k/say_apple_pay_came_before_creditdebit_cards_the/ (akarim5847)
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It’s interesting how we are able joke away depression but when it comes to small shit it can all escalate quick

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek68yg/its_interesting_how_we_are_able_joke_away/ (Meza01)
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Stormtroopers will almost always miss their shot with woman

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek68bf/stormtroopers_will_almost_always_miss_their_shot/ (interestingintellect)
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A perfect prison system would go out of business.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek67jy/a_perfect_prison_system_would_go_out_of_business/ (bastidon54)
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Winter break 1999-2000 must have been the greatest time for teachers to make the see you next year because they can do year, decade, century and millennia

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek66g6/winter_break_19992000_must_have_been_the_greatest/ (DaPastafarian32)
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It must be strange for Will Smith's children to see him in a six season tv series around the age they currently are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek669y/it_must_be_strange_for_will_smiths_children_to/ (SYZYGYx0)
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Hypothetical question based on a fairy tale....

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek660l/hypothetical_question_based_on_a_fairy_tale/ (JKolodne)
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90% of things are popular because people are bored at work/school.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek65yy/90_of_things_are_popular_because_people_are_bored/ (AG_Pyro)
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A perfect response to “you don’t take criticism well” is “You’re probably right, thanks for the feedback.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek65np/a_perfect_response_to_you_dont_take_criticism/ (akarim5847)
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People in Japan use their phone in the shower.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek65es/people_in_japan_use_their_phone_in_the_shower/ (bananatornado10)
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Nobody bats an eye if you use puzzles to keep your mind sharp but it’s seen as a waste of time if you do the same thing with video games

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek65eh/nobody_bats_an_eye_if_you_use_puzzles_to_keep/ (CallMeNurseMaybe)
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Our hairs turn white whenever we get stressed/angry, so in a sense, we’re transforming to Super Saiyan the more angry we get

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek65bg/our_hairs_turn_white_whenever_we_get/ (Hpesoj-Kuotaam)
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Elephants can technically snorkel

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek64xk/elephants_can_technically_snorkel/ (Berry676)
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All the kids named Arya, Cersei, and Tyrion will probably have siblings named Geralt, Ciri, and Yennefer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek640s/all_the_kids_named_arya_cersei_and_tyrion_will/ (BentDreadknot)
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Each person alive today can, theoretically, trace their ancestry back to the dawn of life, itself. Your line crawled from the ocean and became land creatures. Your line has survived 5 mass extinctions, one of which killed 95% of species on earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek63fd/each_person_alive_today_can_theoretically_trace/ (akarim5847)
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Any three numbers 1-9 in order are a multiple of three. Ex. 456 234 789

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek62o5/any_three_numbers_19_in_order_are_a_multiple_of/ (AilanMoone)
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Your clock always keeps telling you to surf tik tok

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek62n5/your_clock_always_keeps_telling_you_to_surf_tik/ (johnsnowisback)
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Bacon is to food what Paul Rudd is to Movie stars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek62ij/bacon_is_to_food_what_paul_rudd_is_to_movie_stars/ (tbutz27)
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We think its cute and funny we when see dogs barking on TV but the moment they bark in real life, it's hell on Earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek61v2/we_think_its_cute_and_funny_we_when_see_dogs/ (981854aB)
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Seems like a missed opportunity that banks don't have their own version of Coinstar that deposit directly into your bank account

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek61ud/seems_like_a_missed_opportunity_that_banks_dont/ (aBlatantAsshole)
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People are more offended by the evils of fiction rather than by the evils of reality.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek61te/people_are_more_offended_by_the_evils_of_fiction/ (OttoManSatire)
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We have made ourselves so comfortable that we have to build scary rides so that we can remember what it’s like to sh*t ourselves with fear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek61t9/we_have_made_ourselves_so_comfortable_that_we/ (akarim5847)
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Buying a gold award and giving it to yourself is cheaper than paying for premium.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek61d0/buying_a_gold_award_and_giving_it_to_yourself_is/ (carlosjgarridog)
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We live in a world where GTA is a kid’s game and Candy Crush is an adult’s game.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek60hn/we_live_in_a_world_where_gta_is_a_kids_game_and/ (akarim5847)
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Things aren't on fire, fire is on things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek604w/things_arent_on_fire_fire_is_on_things/ (BotMouse)
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The ultimate goal of a good dating app is to be deleted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5zh8/the_ultimate_goal_of_a_good_dating_app_is_to_be/ (akarim5847)
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A handful of peanuts just turns into a teaspoon of peanut butter after a few chews.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5yao/a_handful_of_peanuts_just_turns_into_a_teaspoon/ (TurboPaved)
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A big plus of being blind must be having an incredibly low electric bill.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5y6i/a_big_plus_of_being_blind_must_be_having_an/ (Dsarver4)
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Dinosaurs once dominated the earth, now we use their bodies as fossil fuels. When humans become extinct, maybe the next evolved life dig us up and use us as fossil fuels

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5xum/dinosaurs_once_dominated_the_earth_now_we_use/ ([deleted])
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Dogs can never literally give you a helping hand

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5x4t/dogs_can_never_literally_give_you_a_helping_hand/ (kkfluff)
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Having roommates is living in a pack

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5wzn/having_roommates_is_living_in_a_pack/ (OopsieCracker)
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Your future self is spying on you through memory.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5wp3/your_future_self_is_spying_on_you_through_memory/ (RBNG182)
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Considering how unsafe the porn industry can be for porn actors, hentai is technically vegan porn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5w8v/considering_how_unsafe_the_porn_industry_can_be/ (GHQSTLY)
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Rim jobs are wet willies for your butthole

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5vb5/rim_jobs_are_wet_willies_for_your_butthole/ (oho418)
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These days when we see old photos of our grandparents, we see old black and white photos. In 50 years, our grandkids will probably see photos of us using that dog filter on Snapchat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5v5k/these_days_when_we_see_old_photos_of_our/ (baconguy238)
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You cannot lie if you do not know the truth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5v3o/you_cannot_lie_if_you_do_not_know_the_truth/ ([deleted])
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Dogs would probably enjoy a show that just consists of dogs barking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5uxu/dogs_would_probably_enjoy_a_show_that_just/ (Becauseisaidsotoo)
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Vomiting and pooping are both mechanisms for excreting waste from the body. We can hold poops in for as long as needed, but we can’t hold our vomit in as long as needed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5u73/vomiting_and_pooping_are_both_mechanisms_for/ (randomuser4memes)
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You have never saw your face without help of a reflective surface or photo

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5tv9/you_have_never_saw_your_face_without_help_of_a/ (corey7706)
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Anytime you do something that is "out of character", it becomes part of your character.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5t59/anytime_you_do_something_that_is_out_of_character/ (SmellMyWeenie)
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Humans are nearly impossible to create. There is over a 4 quintillion chance that your mom and dad make you exactly. Then there’s the near impossible chance that your parents meet, along with the evolution to the point where we have humans, and the impossible chance to make life on a planet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5sjw/humans_are_nearly_impossible_to_create_there_is/ (WillBill123414)
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Being the spouse to a pornstar must be really hard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5sa6/being_the_spouse_to_a_pornstar_must_be_really_hard/ (randomuser4memes)
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The most famous culinary rating system is handled by a tire company.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5s7x/the_most_famous_culinary_rating_system_is_handled/ (lambsauceexperience)
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There’s this scene in Harry Potter and the Philosophers/Sorcerers Stone where Harry and Hagrid walk into a pub and everyone starts saying “Look Harry Potter!” For Daniel Radcliffe the actor that plays Harry Potter, he must get the exact same reaction out in public because of how well he’s known

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5rhn/theres_this_scene_in_harry_potter_and_the/ (JayRed1608)
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Smoking one pack of cigarettes a day decreases chances of dying of old age.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5req/smoking_one_pack_of_cigarettes_a_day_decreases/ (akarim5847)
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The blind might have an exceptionally or impossibly difficult time being weightless in space.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5r24/the_blind_might_have_an_exceptionally_or/ (GearheadXII)
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Almost No One Has Known They Were Murdered.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5qar/almost_no_one_has_known_they_were_murdered/ (opheliaboop)
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Boulders are sand for giants...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5q3t/boulders_are_sand_for_giants/ (dizz07)
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Pineapple on Pizza is only tasty to those who aren't spending their lives savoring only fat and salt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5q1y/pineapple_on_pizza_is_only_tasty_to_those_who/ (CasanovaNova)
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When you go to a stand up, you want to hear only jokes that you don't know. when you go to a concert you want to hear only songs that you do know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5p7u/when_you_go_to_a_stand_up_you_want_to_hear_only/ (CaffeinatedBun)
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The true unique thing for each individual human is the timeline of experiences from birth to death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5p3s/the_true_unique_thing_for_each_individual_human/ (LonelySwinger)
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The people who do the CGI and editing for Black Mirror must hate the actual message of the show

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5nww/the_people_who_do_the_cgi_and_editing_for_black/ (Houstonion)
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Pork Rinds are Pig Chips

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5myq/pork_rinds_are_pig_chips/ (mexichu)
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In 50 years, we will become the people who are hopeless in technology while children find everything simple and obvious

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5mvw/in_50_years_we_will_become_the_people_who_are/ (SabrePlot)
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Deja vu is whatever junk memory you have from the moment someone rewound time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5mjp/deja_vu_is_whatever_junk_memory_you_have_from_the/ (TheFortex)
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You can only kiss yourself on the lips whilst looking into a mirror

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5lxb/you_can_only_kiss_yourself_on_the_lips_whilst/ (varbes)
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No one can actually skip breakfast.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5lvq/no_one_can_actually_skip_breakfast/ (602HRL)
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The first showerthoughts ever were in waterfalls

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5lsw/the_first_showerthoughts_ever_were_in_waterfalls/ (zepnico)
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When you order food at a restaurant, you always start your order with a drink. At a fast food joint, you always end your order with a drink.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5le8/when_you_order_food_at_a_restaurant_you_always/ (akarim5847)
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People will do anything to pass a drug test except actually stop doing drugs!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5lbg/people_will_do_anything_to_pass_a_drug_test/ (KarmaWhore97)
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It’s kind of neat that 1+8+1+8 = 18

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5l04/its_kind_of_neat_that_1818_18/ (Celestial_Inferno)
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Despite being anagrams of each other, ‘secure’ and ‘rescue’ have entirely different meanings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5kne/despite_being_anagrams_of_each_other_secure_and/ (shittypostcard)
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The flat earth society is the globe's most successful troll

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5kch/the_flat_earth_society_is_the_globes_most/ (Exchangenudes_4_Joke)
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The ‘80s Transformers were basically fighting over their version of insulin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5kbb/the_80s_transformers_were_basically_fighting_over/ (John_Thursday)
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Maybe when you're dreaming and you can't do somethong like run or move your arms. It's resurfacing feelings from when you were a baby.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5k87/maybe_when_youre_dreaming_and_you_cant_do/ (UnsightedBeee)
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When people say “I forgot something” it is usually because they remembered something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5k2g/when_people_say_i_forgot_something_it_is_usually/ (akarim5847)
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Dog's get more compliments than most humans get in their lifetime

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5jdu/dogs_get_more_compliments_than_most_humans_get_in/ (Boru-264)
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People these days require more computing power to sit on the toilet than astronauts did to get to the moon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5jc9/people_these_days_require_more_computing_power_to/ (akarim5847)
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Not having kids will make you the first organism in your lineage to not do so in 4.5 billion years

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5j1n/not_having_kids_will_make_you_the_first_organism/ (team-hinds)
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Superman's rival is an orphan

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5io7/supermans_rival_is_an_orphan/ (OopsieCracker)
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The reason it seems like everyone in public restrooms always has crazy diarrhea is probably because no one really wants to sh*t in a public restroom unless it’s an emergency.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5htd/the_reason_it_seems_like_everyone_in_public/ (akarim5847)
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Somewhere on your body is a hair that's for some reason longer than any other hair around

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5h3r/somewhere_on_your_body_is_a_hair_thats_for_some/ (rotti5115)
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From the moment you are born, you start dying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5gvx/from_the_moment_you_are_born_you_start_dying/ ([deleted])
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The feeling of knowing the weekend is coming is better than the weekend itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5gun/the_feeling_of_knowing_the_weekend_is_coming_is/ (jdm_cars)
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Babies don't come from an infantry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5gui/babies_dont_come_from_an_infantry/ (OopsieCracker)
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Cats have been playing augmented reality games ever since humans started teasing them with laser pointers...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5gmp/cats_have_been_playing_augmented_reality_games/ (AlliedToasters)
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The time in which the average kid is in public school grades 1-12 will most likely be their most famous time period due to the fact that everyone knows each other

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5gmh/the_time_in_which_the_average_kid_is_in_public/ (SirBl4ze)
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What you do every day may seem boring, but there is probably someone who is fascinated with what you do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5gfo/what_you_do_every_day_may_seem_boring_but_there/ ([deleted])
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Being an infant is the tutorial level

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5gdc/being_an_infant_is_the_tutorial_level/ (Rottenmic)
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Years later a happy memory can become sad but a sad memory will never become happy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5fwe/years_later_a_happy_memory_can_become_sad_but_a/ ([deleted])
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The most torturous possible situation to find yourself in is having immortality and getting locked in a cold pitch black room containing nothing in it and absolutely no way out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5fnf/the_most_torturous_possible_situation_to_find/ (akarim5847)
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Superman trusts batman about as far as he could throw him.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5fjn/superman_trusts_batman_about_as_far_as_he_could/ (Sujjin)
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Humans and pork are supposed to taste similar, and pigs organs are also similar to our organs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5fa7/humans_and_pork_are_supposed_to_taste_similar_and/ ([deleted])
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They say you lose your imagination when you get older but you actually just start using it to create imaginary real world scenarios instead of imaginary fantasy ones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5elo/they_say_you_lose_your_imagination_when_you_get/ (NeverEndingHell)
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2050 is as far away as 1990

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5eib/2050_is_as_far_away_as_1990/ (buyingaspaceship)
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So many people are afraid of spiders, yet there are more people diying or having bad injuries because of trees

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5e8y/so_many_people_are_afraid_of_spiders_yet_there/ (Llamaleader_69)
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Lukewarm hot chocolate or coffee is more frustrating than cold hot chocolate or coffee.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5d46/lukewarm_hot_chocolate_or_coffee_is_more/ (InfinateUniverse)
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Humans probably taste good if we season and cook them the right way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5cnq/humans_probably_taste_good_if_we_season_and_cook/ (Peanut_Butt3r675)
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You can't imagine an absence of all colour

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5bx2/you_cant_imagine_an_absence_of_all_colour/ (alexkirch02)
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Life begins as a whole bunch of firsts, and slowly, without our knowledge, becomes a whole bunch of lasts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5bwx/life_begins_as_a_whole_bunch_of_firsts_and_slowly/ (akarim5847)
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Your bellybutton used to be your mouth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5a9f/your_bellybutton_used_to_be_your_mouth/ (ItsKristinG)
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You can't fix stupid, however it tends to fix itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek59up/you_cant_fix_stupid_however_it_tends_to_fix_itself/ (milkypeas)
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Getting flour OR water on your shirt is no biggie, but getting flour AND water On your shirt is a biggie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek597s/getting_flour_or_water_on_your_shirt_is_no_biggie/ ([deleted])
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Archduke Franz Ferdinand is rolling in his grave

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek590i/archduke_franz_ferdinand_is_rolling_in_his_grave/ (twintowersrubble)
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Technically you’re not average because most people are different

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek58rk/technically_youre_not_average_because_most_people/ (Robopanda04)
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Fred always wanted to divide the Scooby gang up to where he was always with Velma and Daphne, and you know why!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek58a8/fred_always_wanted_to_divide_the_scooby_gang_up/ ([deleted])
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I wonder how many innocent ants we kill every time we walk across our lawns..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek584x/i_wonder_how_many_innocent_ants_we_kill_every/ (poopdyscoop)
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A bullet is the only thing that does it’s job after it is fired.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek57xe/a_bullet_is_the_only_thing_that_does_its_job/ ([deleted])
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We live in a society where it is nearly impossible to not be stressed out all the time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek57ua/we_live_in_a_society_where_it_is_nearly/ ([deleted])
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People have high expectations for this world considering most of us come into it by getting our skulls crushed by a vagina

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek56xk/people_have_high_expectations_for_this_world/ (Mr_CockSwing)
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The irony of having a Caesar’s Salad is that in order to eat it you must stab the lettuce.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek557x/the_irony_of_having_a_caesars_salad_is_that_in/ (sarcassholes)
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Astrology - that starsigns only visible on the Northern hemisphere apply characteristics to everyone on the planet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek5406/astrology_that_starsigns_only_visible_on_the/ (XaVierDK)
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We ate pizza from the inside out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek530h/we_ate_pizza_from_the_inside_out/ (vili_sinkkonen)
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Secret shoppers’ jobs have gotten much easier as it’s become more common to take pictures of your food at restaurants.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek52st/secret_shoppers_jobs_have_gotten_much_easier_as/ (greenlaser73)
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When someone says, "I would never do that in a million years!" that would always be true for anything since there is no way you would still be alive in a million years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek52qr/when_someone_says_i_would_never_do_that_in_a/ (FrogginBullfish_)
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Edward Scissorhands must hate playing Rock-Paper-Scissors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek52k2/edward_scissorhands_must_hate_playing/ ([deleted])
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Every video games except game-like tetris (candy-crash, jowel) are role playing games or RPG

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek51z8/every_video_games_except_gamelike_tetris/ (MoritaCasteia)
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Lots of people enjoy watching movies alone at home but would find it weird to go to a cinema and watch a movie alone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek51t7/lots_of_people_enjoy_watching_movies_alone_at/ (Island876)
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Sending a text to somebody, or everybody, saying: ”Heard what you said about me”, you might find out rather a lot about what they think about you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek51e6/sending_a_text_to_somebody_or_everybody_saying/ (akarim5847)
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The belly button is your old mouth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek513i/the_belly_button_is_your_old_mouth/ ([deleted])
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Because of internet access, we can learn nearly anything more quickly than 100 years ago. However, because of lack of internet access 100 years ago, maybe folks were less idle with social media apps and spent more time with books.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek50rd/because_of_internet_access_we_can_learn_nearly/ (JeBronlLames)
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The present is the smallest measure of time

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek50rc/the_present_is_the_smallest_measure_of_time/ (sbagheteeboi)
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Mr. Glassman is Mr. Sandman's hotter cousin

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4zuu/mr_glassman_is_mr_sandmans_hotter_cousin/ (OopsieCracker)
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At some point when pouring water into soda, it goes from watered down soda into soda’d down water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4zu1/at_some_point_when_pouring_water_into_soda_it/ (PossiblyDumb66)
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So you know when Hermione put cat hair in her polyjuice potion? It’s statistically likley that there is a furry within the wizarding world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4z6j/so_you_know_when_hermione_put_cat_hair_in_her/ (TheRedditK9)
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People with different heights view others differently

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4yzi/people_with_different_heights_view_others/ (EmaIRQ)
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We were all once the world's youngest person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4yll/we_were_all_once_the_worlds_youngest_person/ (DefaultLife1)
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Putting zombies on treadmills would provide a wonderful source of green, sustainable energy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4yjr/putting_zombies_on_treadmills_would_provide_a/ (akarim5847)
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The Graveyards are actually potential sources of oil in the future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4xsi/the_graveyards_are_actually_potential_sources_of/ (HopefulArm4)
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Dogs don't 100% think of us as meat, but they probably think of us as meat more than we think of them as meat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4xsa/dogs_dont_100_think_of_us_as_meat_but_they/ (skeleton_made_o_bone)
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Everyone was born at a very young age

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4xrq/everyone_was_born_at_a_very_young_age/ (JohnArkema43)
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Technically there are 13 different 4/20s this year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4x6w/technically_there_are_13_different_420s_this_year/ (ahh-potatoes)
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The sun makes your skin darker but it makes your hair lighter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4wyr/the_sun_makes_your_skin_darker_but_it_makes_your/ (sorijilo)
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Poor people are going to get blamed for auto accidents once all the rich people have autonomous cars

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4wqy/poor_people_are_going_to_get_blamed_for_auto/ (alpharogueshit)
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Hitting two birds with one stone is almost impossible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4wmp/hitting_two_birds_with_one_stone_is_almost/ (slickk17)
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There's bulldogs and bullfrogs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4wkt/theres_bulldogs_and_bullfrogs/ (Miles179)
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“Stuff” is the most universal, versatile word ever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4w9r/stuff_is_the_most_universal_versatile_word_ever/ (hanfanson)
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Another way to say cock block is walnut

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4vsi/another_way_to_say_cock_block_is_walnut/ (WhoTheFreakIsJOE)
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Our liver isn't the main organ that keeps us living.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4vgn/our_liver_isnt_the_main_organ_that_keeps_us_living/ (OopsieCracker)
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Satan isn’t evil if he’s punishing people who have done bad things...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4ux7/satan_isnt_evil_if_hes_punishing_people_who_have/ (hitormisstracer69)
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Every year starts and ends the same way

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4uqk/every_year_starts_and_ends_the_same_way/ (Cosmic_mew_boi)
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Most animals with hair have it everywhere except on their butthole, and we for the most part have the opposite

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4ufs/most_animals_with_hair_have_it_everywhere_except/ (MrFaniel)
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The better you wash a window, the less your cleaning is appreciable by somebody who’s never seen the window

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4tdq/the_better_you_wash_a_window_the_less_your/ (Spaghettiboy54)
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Bright sunlight probably makes nocturnal animals sleepy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4t7h/bright_sunlight_probably_makes_nocturnal_animals/ (StrokinCole)
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The frozen pea industry is HEAVILY funded by ankle injuries.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4skw/the_frozen_pea_industry_is_heavily_funded_by/ (Judi_Chop)
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Maybe “strong wind warnings” are also a kind reminder to NOT go buy perishable food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4sfx/maybe_strong_wind_warnings_are_also_a_kind/ (PrudenceApproved)
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Someone puts up the armrests after the movie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4s78/someone_puts_up_the_armrests_after_the_movie/ (ThatRandomKid99)
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In real life everyone hates a person who has a big ego but in video games everyone loves a high ego character

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4rss/in_real_life_everyone_hates_a_person_who_has_a/ (Datgoteemshit)
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Hi-C is not high in Vitamin C.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4rk3/hic_is_not_high_in_vitamin_c/ ([deleted])
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When your born for a split second you’re the youngest in the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4rd3/when_your_born_for_a_split_second_youre_the/ (super-smasin)
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Even the slowest dogs are faster than most people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4qy7/even_the_slowest_dogs_are_faster_than_most_people/ (payne_815)
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The heaviest person on earth has been everyone else’s weight at one point

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4qds/the_heaviest_person_on_earth_has_been_everyone/ (ApokolipZx)
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Everyone complains about the sun being in their eyes, but like that big blinding ball of glass keeps us alive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4pzc/everyone_complains_about_the_sun_being_in_their/ (Pumpkins_seed)
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Cola is Citrus with Spices

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4pq4/cola_is_citrus_with_spices/ (SharpoTeetho)
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There are probably multiple people who have become a judge only so that they can be respected

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4png/there_are_probably_multiple_people_who_have/ (wattehfork)
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Burqas are the opposite of sunglasses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4p83/burqas_are_the_opposite_of_sunglasses/ (Lunar_Dimension)
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Deaf people must go through life farting without realising it makes a sound

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4owt/deaf_people_must_go_through_life_farting_without/ (Purpsand)
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A firefly is the opposite of a waterfall

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4ovt/a_firefly_is_the_opposite_of_a_waterfall/ (JohnArkema43)
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People who can cure cancer must really suck at getting into the ovum first

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4nmq/people_who_can_cure_cancer_must_really_suck_at/ (JEBaezaX)
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"Hey, you need to see this" is the line that precedes all important breakthroughs in movies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4nb8/hey_you_need_to_see_this_is_the_line_that/ (Jonasownchild)
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There are probably people playing The Witcher 3 for the first time who think the voice actor playing Geralt does a great Henry Cavill impression

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4mxh/there_are_probably_people_playing_the_witcher_3/ (Histo_Man)
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Cutting a head off is the same as cutting a body off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4mq9/cutting_a_head_off_is_the_same_as_cutting_a_body/ (Beardie-Boi-420)
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Nobody Thought Rome Would Fall, Either...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4moz/nobody_thought_rome_would_fall_either/ (PiePanda999)
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Before you were born, you and your mother were 1 organism not 2.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4mj9/before_you_were_born_you_and_your_mother_were_1/ (Venomcz1)
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You don’t need to worry about ED until you worry about ED.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4m5e/you_dont_need_to_worry_about_ed_until_you_worry/ (Sunhammer01)
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Candles target all five sense if you're using them correctly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4m0a/candles_target_all_five_sense_if_youre_using_them/ (NotFunToday)
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I completed NoNut for a decade once

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4lhf/i_completed_nonut_for_a_decade_once/ (aphst)
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Ehhhh..... there’s always 2021

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4k77/ehhhh_theres_always_2021/ (Razulisback)
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Having a sub-par average is really good in golf

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4je6/having_a_subpar_average_is_really_good_in_golf/ ([deleted])
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There’s a good chance that there is a generation of children that were lulled to sleep by the soothing sounds of “Smelly Cat” and “Soft Kitty”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4j28/theres_a_good_chance_that_there_is_a_generation/ (mustardman1a)
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You know you are getting old when you are a frequent witness to a buildings entire life cycle(construction,usage, demolition and replacement).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4ieq/you_know_you_are_getting_old_when_you_are_a/ (iHateMonkeysSObad)
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The first commercially-available teleporters will likely be meant for small items, rather than people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4iai/the_first_commerciallyavailable_teleporters_will/ (Legobrick100)
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ricky and bubble fuck in trail park

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4i87/ricky_and_bubble_fuck_in_trail_park/ (rawcraw90)
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Mike wasowskis pubic hair would also count as his beard

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4hgw/mike_wasowskis_pubic_hair_would_also_count_as_his/ (jamakin-mango)
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Every piece of fruit or vegetable you eat contains a small piece of the very first of its kind, that has been dead for thousands of years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4hey/every_piece_of_fruit_or_vegetable_you_eat/ (HRP2_0)
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Slaves in the ancient Rome were work-immigrants and today's immigrants will be perceived as slaves 3k years from now.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4h30/slaves_in_the_ancient_rome_were_workimmigrants/ (MichaellZ)
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Tigger has to have ridiculous core strength

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4h2o/tigger_has_to_have_ridiculous_core_strength/ (captainstan)
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Build-A-Bear could be seen as an alternative way of introducing your children into taxidermy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4gya/buildabear_could_be_seen_as_an_alternative_way_of/ (OhMyTummyHurts)
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The only part of your reflection in the mirror that you can lick is your tongue.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4gbp/the_only_part_of_your_reflection_in_the_mirror/ ([deleted])
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Viruses are the apex predators not humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4g6f/viruses_are_the_apex_predators_not_humans/ (AgentStarTree)
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Racing is competitive follow the leader

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4fzh/racing_is_competitive_follow_the_leader/ (Gyaku445454)
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When we die, the worlds just clearing up space for more people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4fne/when_we_die_the_worlds_just_clearing_up_space_for/ (Catfish--billy--Fan)
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When WW3 starts, the World Wars will become the most viewed, recreated and studied trilogy of all times

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4f8x/when_ww3_starts_the_world_wars_will_become_the/ (ZorionI)
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Due to their bone structure, four legged animals are tiptoeing all the time

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4e9f/due_to_their_bone_structure_four_legged_animals/ (SoggyGotBanned)
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Switch the 'o' in Neo to the front and you have the One

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4e6i/switch_the_o_in_neo_to_the_front_and_you_have_the/ (Pierrekidmia)
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There is no sensible way to create a universal physical currency that works for all animals to exchange and carry in Zootopia.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4d8c/there_is_no_sensible_way_to_create_a_universal/ (cursed_sans)
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YT algorithm knows you so well that it gives you recommendations you wouldn’t have recommended to yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4d3a/yt_algorithm_knows_you_so_well_that_it_gives_you/ (MrKangar)
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You manage to freeze time, the slightest movement will vaporize you due to friction since you'll be moving at an infinite speed relative to the air molecules.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4d35/you_manage_to_freeze_time_the_slightest_movement/ (MoeYousif)
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Pop figures are the modern day Beenie Babies for a much larger group of people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4d1h/pop_figures_are_the_modern_day_beenie_babies_for/ (Orion_2kTC)
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Every time someone eats baked beans there is simultaneously someone in the world farting out a bean

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4cdn/every_time_someone_eats_baked_beans_there_is/ (QuietFill6)
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Driving with more than 60 years experience is actually more harm than good

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4bbl/driving_with_more_than_60_years_experience_is/ (superbkdk)
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The sun is the real circle of life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4b70/the_sun_is_the_real_circle_of_life/ (thisnameismadeofname)
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I feel bad for those over 99 yrs old and can’t play with Legos.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4b2q/i_feel_bad_for_those_over_99_yrs_old_and_cant/ (nomemesguey)
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When a woman says "smell this" it's usually nice, but when a man says it, all bets are off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4arx/when_a_woman_says_smell_this_its_usually_nice_but/ (Spec-Chum)
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Even if a cat was born in a house as a pet, it already knows how to hunt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4a87/even_if_a_cat_was_born_in_a_house_as_a_pet_it/ (TWILIGHT-W0LF)
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"The Quiet Place" must have been a really shitty movie to deaf people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4a2g/the_quiet_place_must_have_been_a_really_shitty/ ([deleted])
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Somewhere in the world there's a person that has the most failed marriages, and either they are a complete asshole or they have terrible taste.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek49mo/somewhere_in_the_world_theres_a_person_that_has/ (NikxDa)
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A dog raised in isolation won’t be able to (vocally) communicate with another dog. They never learn the language of dog.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek49kn/a_dog_raised_in_isolation_wont_be_able_to_vocally/ (KuytisConspiracy)
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12AM comes before 11AM

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek49bs/12am_comes_before_11am/ (HELLRZER)
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All major archeological discoveries of the future are currently lying undisturbed, somewhere on earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek491g/all_major_archeological_discoveries_of_the_future/ (CantInventAUsername)
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Due to the infinite divisibility of time, you are mentally incapable of being "in the present". You can either reflect on the immediate past or plan for the immediate future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek48rz/due_to_the_infinite_divisibility_of_time_you_are/ (MatthewRyanRoss)
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Anything can be sold as a cat toy if they add catnip to it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek48pf/anything_can_be_sold_as_a_cat_toy_if_they_add/ (Firehun)
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Between candy cigarettes and vaping, we're making more of an effort to criminalize fake smoking before actual smoking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek47wv/between_candy_cigarettes_and_vaping_were_making/ (Animeking1108)
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Daredevil could probably read Braille with his ears

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek4751/daredevil_could_probably_read_braille_with_his/ (triforce777)
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Hummus is middle class crack cocaine

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek46yt/hummus_is_middle_class_crack_cocaine/ (gogopaddy)
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The purpose of technology is to convert money into more money.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek46v6/the_purpose_of_technology_is_to_convert_money/ (potato_goblin)
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Escaping prison on Halloween would probably yield the highest chance of success

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek467x/escaping_prison_on_halloween_would_probably_yield/ (Aranciata14)
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People either never apologize at all or always apologize for everything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek45st/people_either_never_apologize_at_all_or_always/ (chenzo17)
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There is probably a perfectly heart shaped rock somewhere that will never be found.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek45lv/there_is_probably_a_perfectly_heart_shaped_rock/ (CookieAdmiral)
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The sun and the moon differ greatly from each other both in size and distance from the earth yet they still look similar in size from earth’s point of view

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek44gv/the_sun_and_the_moon_differ_greatly_from_each/ (Ad3quat3)
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The more you print money, the more expensive it gets to print

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek43jw/the_more_you_print_money_the_more_expensive_it/ (lucifer_1412)
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There are infinite yourself. You think that you are how you think you are, but others will surely have a different perception of you, creating therefore a different version of you in their minds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek42ng/there_are_infinite_yourself_you_think_that_you/ (ZorionI)
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Not many things feel lonelier than when your smartphone doesn’t recognize your fingerprint.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek42j5/not_many_things_feel_lonelier_than_when_your/ (Mansierge)
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There is probably a guy who turned into a kid when that kid turned into Tom Hanks in "Big"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek42al/there_is_probably_a_guy_who_turned_into_a_kid/ (Ardan66)
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Cameras could be better than our eyes, but we wouldnt know

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek41wj/cameras_could_be_better_than_our_eyes_but_we/ (ErdnussButterTaco23)
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You’d be famous if you’re a time traveler from 1 year in the future but no one would really care if you’re from one year in the past.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek41b7/youd_be_famous_if_youre_a_time_traveler_from_1/ (hannguyen2789)
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It is impossible to create a one sided coin

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek40zb/it_is_impossible_to_create_a_one_sided_coin/ (mikeiz2fast4u)
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When you get 0=0 as the result of an equation you want to solve, it’s basically math telling you “no shit Sherlock”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek40o5/when_you_get_00_as_the_result_of_an_equation_you/ (johnny-generalissimo)
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WWIII won't affect Europe much if at all

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek40f3/wwiii_wont_affect_europe_much_if_at_all/ (Zuccx99fan)
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Weighted blankets have made housekeeping fundamentally harder

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3z7x/weighted_blankets_have_made_housekeeping/ (trippingmau5)
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Getting some sleep while one is seasick is a bit like the sweet release of death, only temporary

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3z4j/getting_some_sleep_while_one_is_seasick_is_a_bit/ (TheYoupi)
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The share button is probably the most ignored button on a web page.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3z45/the_share_button_is_probably_the_most_ignored/ (PyneBoi)
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There are some kids who are going to grow up with DB Super and Boruto wondering what everything is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3z3a/there_are_some_kids_who_are_going_to_grow_up_with/ (AmuroRay0704)
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There might be an undiscovered prehistoric fossil deep under your own neighbourhood

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3yqa/there_might_be_an_undiscovered_prehistoric_fossil/ (AndresHdz77)
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It must be weird for parents to have arguments with people that they taught how to talk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3y5v/it_must_be_weird_for_parents_to_have_arguments/ (Thoros_of_Derp)
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In fact, lions have a mullet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3xld/in_fact_lions_have_a_mullet/ (Valeriand)
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Every time you see a dog humping something on TV or in a comedy movie, someone had to train the dog to do that.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3xcx/every_time_you_see_a_dog_humping_something_on_tv/ ([deleted])
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When you follow a quote with “Said no one, ever,” it’s immediately not true.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3wy1/when_you_follow_a_quote_with_said_no_one_ever_its/ (LightsOutDeeJay)
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Time stoping only for 5 seconds won't work becase time is stopped so you have no limits on time stopping

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3vhl/time_stoping_only_for_5_seconds_wont_work_becase/ (matternilla)
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The time and interval of honking your horn determines if it’s an angry honk or a friendly honk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3vfp/the_time_and_interval_of_honking_your_horn/ (randomuser4memes)
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In The Little Mermaid, Ariel gets married at 16.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3vbs/in_the_little_mermaid_ariel_gets_married_at_16/ (_ThoughtFool_)
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You pee more daily than some people drink clean water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3v13/you_pee_more_daily_than_some_people_drink_clean/ (owo_wats_dis)
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Store cart gatherers are the Sisyphus of the modern world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3v0r/store_cart_gatherers_are_the_sisyphus_of_the/ (raefray)
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Emperor Palpatine built 4 different weapons designed to annihilate planets. Of those 4, none did any significant damage to the rebel alliance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3v0l/emperor_palpatine_built_4_different_weapons/ (americanpatriot___)
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You have a better chance of seeing a Prius drag race than hearing one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3ukb/you_have_a_better_chance_of_seeing_a_prius_drag/ (bransnow282)
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Getting an eyelash in your eye is the most ironic biological joke your body can play on you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3ui0/getting_an_eyelash_in_your_eye_is_the_most_ironic/ (NinCatPraKahn)
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Drink bud light every night and you are an alcoholic. Drink local ipas, stouts every night and you are a craft beer enthusiast.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3u9w/drink_bud_light_every_night_and_you_are_an/ ([deleted])
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We were better spellers before autocorrect.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3tjy/we_were_better_spellers_before_autocorrect/ (Shroomtune)
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Maybe when babies are born, they cry because they hear their mom screaming while giving birth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3teh/maybe_when_babies_are_born_they_cry_because_they/ (ooflouis)
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Video games will be in textbooks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3tcz/video_games_will_be_in_textbooks/ ([deleted])
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Genghis Khan has influenced the gene pool more than any other person in recorded history

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3tcy/genghis_khan_has_influenced_the_gene_pool_more/ (steve012983)
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"May death find you alive" has such a deeper meaning than it it seems at first glance...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3t3z/may_death_find_you_alive_has_such_a_deeper/ (Labidon)
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We don’t bite down on stuff, we bite up on stuff

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3t3m/we_dont_bite_down_on_stuff_we_bite_up_on_stuff/ (thot22)
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If Spongebob can lift a spatula, he can most definitely lift a twig with two marshmallows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3sq1/if_spongebob_can_lift_a_spatula_he_can_most/ (MaxwellIsSmall)
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A bee with daltonism would see the colours as humans without daltonism see them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3s2n/a_bee_with_daltonism_would_see_the_colours_as/ (DunoTheBeste)
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Blind people must really appreciate the rise of podcasts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3rya/blind_people_must_really_appreciate_the_rise_of/ (MondayTillSunday)
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People say to expect the unexpected but if you expect the unexpected, the unexpected becomes the expected and therefore you can never expect the unexpected.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3q9d/people_say_to_expect_the_unexpected_but_if_you/ ([deleted])
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When you get dirty, the area you got dirty in became cleaner

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3ptp/when_you_get_dirty_the_area_you_got_dirty_in/ (canyoukysnow)
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Intros are the most rewatched content of a tv series, however, there is no award recognizing the work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3ppy/intros_are_the_most_rewatched_content_of_a_tv/ (Immortal-Rumor)
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We counted on a headline for a war to stop. Headlines make money. We need more headlines, so war will never stop.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3ogh/we_counted_on_a_headline_for_a_war_to_stop/ (TunaWiggler)
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Your parents probably have more memories of your youth than you have.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3nk3/your_parents_probably_have_more_memories_of_your/ (jbtwaalf)
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In the word "Monopoly", the first half of the word and the second half of the word are antonyms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3nez/in_the_word_monopoly_the_first_half_of_the_word/ ([deleted])
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Thinking you're the center of the universe can land you on the two ends of the spectrum, socially anxious or overconfident.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3nc5/thinking_youre_the_center_of_the_universe_can/ ([deleted])
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When you think about it, internet is its own nation with its own set of rules, it's only natural that it has its own language in the form of mêmes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3n2j/when_you_think_about_it_internet_is_its_own/ (ElykkWasTaken)
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When Saturday Night Live airs reruns, it's not Live anymore and rarely Saturday Night.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3n2c/when_saturday_night_live_airs_reruns_its_not_live/ (Animeking1108)
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Only people living in the modern era know there a chance of the world being blown up at once

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3n28/only_people_living_in_the_modern_era_know_there_a/ (berserkJoeReddit)
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No matter what 4 o'clock you wake up at, people will think you're crazy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3mz6/no_matter_what_4_oclock_you_wake_up_at_people/ ([deleted])
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When we become an interplanetary civilization, we will say "[Country], [Planet]" just as we say "[City], [State]".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3mv1/when_we_become_an_interplanetary_civilization_we/ (ThePenYouLost)
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The slogan "A Little Dab'll Do Ya" is still applicable today, but for a different product.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3mup/the_slogan_a_little_dabll_do_ya_is_still/ (HBO_Scar)
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The amount of bones in your body increases or decreases every-time you accidentally/intentionally eat and swallow the bone in chicken

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3mu2/the_amount_of_bones_in_your_body_increases_or/ ([deleted])
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Ports

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3mmx/ports/ (SirVeryRandom)
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The Witcher is a low tech Jedi....

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3md9/the_witcher_is_a_low_tech_jedi/ (UnprincipledCanadian)
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When poison expires, it becomes less dangerous

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3m60/when_poison_expires_it_becomes_less_dangerous/ (cooleragamer)
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The Kanker Sisters from Ed, Edd, n Eddy represent what it'd probably like to be catcalled on the street as a guy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3lsl/the_kanker_sisters_from_ed_edd_n_eddy_represent/ (Hkr0067)
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Barry White had the body of an fat white woman.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3lit/barry_white_had_the_body_of_an_fat_white_woman/ (berserkJoeReddit)
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In movies no one recycles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3lfu/in_movies_no_one_recycles/ (feridunferman)
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Since they know how to break into houses, burglars probably have really safe homes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3kz3/since_they_know_how_to_break_into_houses_burglars/ (onewhitebuckaroo)
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Technically nobody can ignore someone intentionally because they are forcing themselves to not give them their attention which is a form of attention.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3kyz/technically_nobody_can_ignore_someone/ (DanBoi1)
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There are no absolutes. There is always an exception.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3jq1/there_are_no_absolutes_there_is_always_an/ (your_budde)
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Social media is the high fructose corn syrup of today’s generation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3jpo/social_media_is_the_high_fructose_corn_syrup_of/ (Kidsonny)
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You could think of adulthood as an extreme game of "dress-up" were you have to compete with others for which character you get to play.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3jic/you_could_think_of_adulthood_as_an_extreme_game/ (JasaA)
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Boiled water is technically unflavored soup

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3jao/boiled_water_is_technically_unflavored_soup/ (Th3MemeL0rd)
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A lot of quality posts were probably removed because of how the main bot removes things for seemingly no reason.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3j5b/a_lot_of_quality_posts_were_probably_removed/ (Conor-Duck)
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Today is at least the 4th best day of the decade

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3ipk/today_is_at_least_the_4th_best_day_of_the_decade/ (plotdavis)
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On average, the bare minimum of being a superhero is a bachelors degree

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3htk/on_average_the_bare_minimum_of_being_a_superhero/ (Demetraes)
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All stairs are next level.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3hia/all_stairs_are_next_level/ (Groan_Of_Tedium)
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Eating unpaid grapes at the supermarket is low level grand larceny

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3g4p/eating_unpaid_grapes_at_the_supermarket_is_low/ (Dashover)
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Auto tune is the steroids of the music industry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3g2x/auto_tune_is_the_steroids_of_the_music_industry/ (Texas_OT)
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Dinosaur skeletons are more recognisable than the skeletons of modern animals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3fqh/dinosaur_skeletons_are_more_recognisable_than_the/ (ryane_jon)
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Because Santa's elves make all his presents, any money you get from Santa is technically counterfeit currency.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3ff5/because_santas_elves_make_all_his_presents_any/ (TheTitanOE)
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Commercials try to put as many demographics in to pander their product but the most relatable thing they could do is hire ugly people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3f6s/commercials_try_to_put_as_many_demographics_in_to/ (UnglazedDonuts)
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Gangamstyle is the internet only acceptable Kpop

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3ev6/gangamstyle_is_the_internet_only_acceptable_kpop/ (jonyprepperisrael)
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Statistically speaking this could be the first or last post you will ever read

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3ecc/statistically_speaking_this_could_be_the_first_or/ (Starling_ASMR)
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Being RickRoll'D is an Internet Heirloom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3dv1/being_rickrolld_is_an_internet_heirloom/ (Eyxxn)
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Toilets are underground, shit-covered water roads that connect to everyone’s ass

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3ds7/toilets_are_underground_shitcovered_water_roads/ (Ev_The_Guy)
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Your future you is watching you now through memories

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3dq7/your_future_you_is_watching_you_now_through/ (PewFew)
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Everything you do is hurting you either Psychically or mentally (you just can't feel/ notice it)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3cog/everything_you_do_is_hurting_you_either/ ([deleted])
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Coconuts are both mammals and birds due to their hairy skin and migratory patterns.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3cc8/coconuts_are_both_mammals_and_birds_due_to_their/ (LivingHereNow)
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Driving away from the gas pump without removing the gas nozzle from your car is the more grownup version of walking away from your phone with your earbuds still in

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3bvy/driving_away_from_the_gas_pump_without_removing/ (Still-Here-And-Queer)
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One day we will be thought of as the people who drove around in cars

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3bqb/one_day_we_will_be_thought_of_as_the_people_who/ (lmdrunk)
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'Vegetable' and 'Mineral' are oddly specific categories for 20 Questions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3bie/vegetable_and_mineral_are_oddly_specific/ (sinsforbreakfast)
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When people say "a rollercoaster of emotions" they imply the ups were better than the downs but that is the opposite of an actual rollercoater

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3bai/when_people_say_a_rollercoaster_of_emotions_they/ (tatertot123420)
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NSFW tags are likely actually safe for work if you work in the porn industry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3b6v/nsfw_tags_are_likely_actually_safe_for_work_if/ (bigsparkypup)
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It seems like they designed women’s shoes to keep them from being able to run away fast.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3ay5/it_seems_like_they_designed_womens_shoes_to_keep/ (kdubstep)
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At the end of WW3 the millennials will probably be boomers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3avg/at_the_end_of_ww3_the_millennials_will_probably/ (baby-with-a-gun)
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We could all use the same WiFi SSIDs to make intrusive offline location tracking less effective.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3apd/we_could_all_use_the_same_wifi_ssids_to_make/ (Snake_on_its_side)
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Most zookeepers are probably animal lovers, but most animal lovers probably don’t like zoos.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3ak8/most_zookeepers_are_probably_animal_lovers_but/ (chesterbanks2)
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Delaware is literally the most ignored state

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek3af2/delaware_is_literally_the_most_ignored_state/ (Us3L3ssB01)
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Every post apocalypse movie with robots could've been avoided if people followed Isaac Asimov's three laws of robotics.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek39y9/every_post_apocalypse_movie_with_robots_couldve/ (Overquartz)
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That Soleimani guy literally BLEW UP overnight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek39nf/that_soleimani_guy_literally_blew_up_overnight/ (ozair04)
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Spaghetto is the singular form of spaghetti

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek398x/spaghetto_is_the_singular_form_of_spaghetti/ ([deleted])
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We tend to lament after break ups that we "wasted X amount of time" with an ex. If you walk away having learned how NOT to be treated by future partners... It wasn't really a waste at all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek398o/we_tend_to_lament_after_break_ups_that_we_wasted/ (redandbluenights)
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Because dust is made of hair, dead skin, cloths pieces etc, every house has a different dust.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek38lu/because_dust_is_made_of_hair_dead_skin_cloths/ (netanelyat)
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Vegetarians live in a body made of meat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek37rt/vegetarians_live_in_a_body_made_of_meat/ (stantheman1986)
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The fact that we have taxes in this world but also charities needed to keep people from dying early points at a problem in our system.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek374i/the_fact_that_we_have_taxes_in_this_world_but/ (Rahzek)
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Don’t know about you, but I’ve been waiting 100 years for a movie about 1917

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek368g/dont_know_about_you_but_ive_been_waiting_100/ ([deleted])
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Idea for restraunts that have tvs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek366a/idea_for_restraunts_that_have_tvs/ (MCCreepers13)
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The majority of English speaking countries are not Republics

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek35ra/the_majority_of_english_speaking_countries_are/ (SuperEnthusiastic)
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We are all identical but very different from everyone we come across

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek35d7/we_are_all_identical_but_very_different_from/ ([deleted])
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Pot-brownies are the only food you bake that also bake you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek35aa/potbrownies_are_the_only_food_you_bake_that_also/ (autistic_frederick69)
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There's people in the world that love you and there's people in the world that want to kill you. And also there's people that do both.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek34gn/theres_people_in_the_world_that_love_you_and/ (Santolmo)
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It's a good thing that Steve Irwin isn't around to see the Australian bushfires

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek33v0/its_a_good_thing_that_steve_irwin_isnt_around_to/ (LoneKid)
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I wonder what the world record is for the most people in the world simultaneously pooping...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek33tb/i_wonder_what_the_world_record_is_for_the_most/ (GreenMonkey_91)
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We laugh at dogs getting excited when they hear a bark on TV, but if TV was a nonstop stream of unintelligible noises and then someone suddenly spoke to you in your language, you'd be pretty fucking startled too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek33p5/we_laugh_at_dogs_getting_excited_when_they_hear_a/ (Biles)
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We live in times when medicine is so advanced that you can become any gender or even species you want, but we still can't cure common cold.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek33ob/we_live_in_times_when_medicine_is_so_advanced/ (FlyinSideboardPl)
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It's ironic that when Millennials start having babies to avoid being drafted, they will become Boomers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek33bc/its_ironic_that_when_millennials_start_having/ (0utcazt)
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When someone says "Im really modest." it can never be a correct statement.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek33ac/when_someone_says_im_really_modest_it_can_never/ (Leenette)
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Ray Romano has had to repeatedly scream “I’m not fat” into a microphone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek339c/ray_romano_has_had_to_repeatedly_scream_im_not/ (TheKeeper595)
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When cannibals baptize children it’s like us dunking Oreos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek32fr/when_cannibals_baptize_children_its_like_us/ (TheoreticalVarix)
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It's amazing that in shows like"Ghost Hunters" the ghosts always only speak English even when they're in Europe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek32dy/its_amazing_that_in_shows_likeghost_hunters_the/ ([deleted])
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Half of all pregame speeches are given in vain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek31p6/half_of_all_pregame_speeches_are_given_in_vain/ (Junior_On_JV)
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For those who live to be 100 years old, their age is also the percentage of life they’ve lived so far.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek30ph/for_those_who_live_to_be_100_years_old_their_age/ ([deleted])
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A waterfall is technically the opposite of a firefly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek30gr/a_waterfall_is_technically_the_opposite_of_a/ (c4boi456)
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Jeff Bezos probably has the largest Carbon Footprint of any human in recorded history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2z9j/jeff_bezos_probably_has_the_largest_carbon/ (SativaLungz)
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A very large bridge is also a tunnel for the road under it. There is a width that's at the border between a bridge and a tunnel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2yvi/a_very_large_bridge_is_also_a_tunnel_for_the_road/ (Sentmoraap)
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Technically, by the definition in wine-making, water is actually very dry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2xqf/technically_by_the_definition_in_winemaking_water/ (WDSamsara)
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Cats are tiny ninjas with built-in murder weapons.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2xpw/cats_are_tiny_ninjas_with_builtin_murder_weapons/ (doggo_person626)
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Someday urbandictionary will be the normal dictionary

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2w7l/someday_urbandictionary_will_be_the_normal/ (IamYourGrace)
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"It" can be used to describe everything, including itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2vqa/it_can_be_used_to_describe_everything_including/ (Philosopher_of_Soul)
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You saw the movie before everyone else if you're in the front row.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2vpx/you_saw_the_movie_before_everyone_else_if_youre/ (Markebrown93)
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Superheroes that can fly without flapping wings must have a very low density of mass.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2vbz/superheroes_that_can_fly_without_flapping_wings/ (uns0licited_advice)
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The cybertruck is only one step closer to the flying DeLorean

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2vbd/the_cybertruck_is_only_one_step_closer_to_the/ (mattiaKbah)
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The glass is half full/empty isn’t a positive or negative thing, It depends on if you filled it to that point, Or if you drank/emptied it to that point.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2v7r/the_glass_is_half_fullempty_isnt_a_positive_or/ (dfw_DragonStar)
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The only difference between Santa and Mr. FBI man is that the FBI knows you've been naughty

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2ur1/the_only_difference_between_santa_and_mr_fbi_man/ (ShadowWingZero)
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The Govemerment can't keep drugs out of jails. Then the Govermerment could never keep them off the streets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2tyd/the_govemerment_cant_keep_drugs_out_of_jails_then/ (Machinefun)
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Snoop dogg has been soft since he ran out of dog related puns.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2tcn/snoop_dogg_has_been_soft_since_he_ran_out_of_dog/ (donaldQmega)
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People are chewing a LOT less gum than they used to ~10-20 years ago

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2sni/people_are_chewing_a_lot_less_gum_than_they_used/ (wardser)
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Your pet probably wonders what you do all day as much as you wonder what it does all day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2s5f/your_pet_probably_wonders_what_you_do_all_day_as/ (alexkirch02)
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We download huge 50GB+ games but replace save files

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2rxr/we_download_huge_50gb_games_but_replace_save_files/ (SoMe0nE-BG)
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Telling someone they're "like a mother" to you is often a compliment, but telling someone they're "mothering" you is often an insult.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2rxn/telling_someone_theyre_like_a_mother_to_you_is/ (guiseofthefox)
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People win the lottery in commercials more than they do in real life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2rxg/people_win_the_lottery_in_commercials_more_than/ (Dragonflames1994)
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People experience more decades than their age suggests

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2r8h/people_experience_more_decades_than_their_age/ (Stonewalled89)
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You don’t hear much about the original Zealand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2qtd/you_dont_hear_much_about_the_original_zealand/ (psychodelephant)
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There is a possibility of there being a 69th of anything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2om6/there_is_a_possibility_of_there_being_a_69th_of/ (ObviouslyNotSans)
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Everything that’s ‘unnatural’ is actually still natural.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2ob1/everything_thats_unnatural_is_actually_still/ (rooooeeeeeben)
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Historians in a 100 years probably won't be able to identify what were actual discussions and what were just people shitposting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2o5g/historians_in_a_100_years_probably_wont_be_able/ (LeO-_-_-)
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You are closer to being a millionaire than bill gates and Jeff bezos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2nqh/you_are_closer_to_being_a_millionaire_than_bill/ (Daforce4)
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Our atmosphere has a very small percent of evaporated human gas because of the Hiroshima and nagasaki nuclear bombings that evaporated many humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2npy/our_atmosphere_has_a_very_small_percent_of/ (gnhnjac)
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All of your ancestors lost their virginity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2nga/all_of_your_ancestors_lost_their_virginity/ (dibbledydungus)
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The longer time goes on, the more kids will have to learn in History class

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2n6r/the_longer_time_goes_on_the_more_kids_will_have/ (TwentyTenEleven)
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The bad/aggressive drivers that everyone gets mad at are probably the parents of the terrible and agressive kids in online games.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2mv5/the_badaggressive_drivers_that_everyone_gets_mad/ (TheCaptainCush)
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Jigglypuff is Kirby's fursona

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2mdj/jigglypuff_is_kirbys_fursona/ (AnimalBoyPuppetaria)
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Your phone number could probably be found in the digits of pi

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2mbs/your_phone_number_could_probably_be_found_in_the/ (Wizard_OfDarkness)
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You know how artist look at their creations and find subtle mistakes that they think are huge, do you think some parents do that with their kids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2m29/you_know_how_artist_look_at_their_creations_and/ (ShatteredEra)
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We throw away watermelon rinds because they taste like cucumbers, but we buy cucumbers because they taste like cucumbers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2m1z/we_throw_away_watermelon_rinds_because_they_taste/ (frosh361)
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Blind people probably have very cheap electricity bills

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2l71/blind_people_probably_have_very_cheap_electricity/ (xanax_chair)
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Maybe those dogs which are not obeying the rules and you can't teach them a trick are actually the smartest ones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2kmz/maybe_those_dogs_which_are_not_obeying_the_rules/ (g2hop)
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Water could just decide to not let you from underwater.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2kgg/water_could_just_decide_to_not_let_you_from/ (AnonymousDude0613)
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Famous actors are famous because they portray people who aren’t themselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2kaf/famous_actors_are_famous_because_they_portray/ (deffonotmypassword)
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Every year we pass the future anniversary of our death, yet you will never be able to celebrate it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2jho/every_year_we_pass_the_future_anniversary_of_our/ (stylz25)
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There are whole years of most peoples lives where we can't remember one specific thing that happened in that year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2igm/there_are_whole_years_of_most_peoples_lives_where/ (ctc_celtic)
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Cleaning up is dirty work

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2ifb/cleaning_up_is_dirty_work/ (dubsmithy)
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The Princess and the Pea wouldn't work with modern memory foam mattresses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2hvz/the_princess_and_the_pea_wouldnt_work_with_modern/ (FreeSammiches)
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Modern wars probably wouldn't happen if the leader who start them have to fight on the front lines as well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2hs2/modern_wars_probably_wouldnt_happen_if_the_leader/ (Ch4pp3rZ)
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Andrew Garfield's Spiderman run has the same energy as Jared Leto's Joker.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2hrl/andrew_garfields_spiderman_run_has_the_same/ (XxDayDayxX)
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Accents are kinda like race to blind people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2h3h/accents_are_kinda_like_race_to_blind_people/ (IllIl629164___-_IIl)
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In Zootopia. Emmet Otterton was an otter with a wife and two kids who was known by the mafia and members of a nudist club.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2guz/in_zootopia_emmet_otterton_was_an_otter_with_a/ (AmaterasuWolf21)
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Our food and nutritional industry is messed up when plain sunflower seeds are now labeled as "Plant based super food"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2ggh/our_food_and_nutritional_industry_is_messed_up/ (iclaimignorance)
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Ever wonder how movie characters are so fit but their character never goes to the gym

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2gfa/ever_wonder_how_movie_characters_are_so_fit_but/ (toirac)
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A car with a spoiler on it is the exact same as a human naruto running

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2gc3/a_car_with_a_spoiler_on_it_is_the_exact_same_as_a/ (Bunny_Bih)
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Cheap gaming gear has really flashy designs while the expensive one have really simple ones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2ftm/cheap_gaming_gear_has_really_flashy_designs_while/ (Globeris)
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None of the over 400 Billion Lego bricks in the world has biodegraded yet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2faw/none_of_the_over_400_billion_lego_bricks_in_the/ (True_DragonLord)
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Today's 20 year olds will live out their twenties during the 20s.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2exf/todays_20_year_olds_will_live_out_their_twenties/ (Iggy237)
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Telling someone that they won't die off high voltage but because of high current is along the same lines of telling them that they won't die cause of jumping from a high building because of the landing. Bring it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2eot/telling_someone_that_they_wont_die_off_high/ (agentananas)
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The world is a brighter place during Christmas time, both literally and figuratively

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2dd0/the_world_is_a_brighter_place_during_christmas/ (SunniSR)
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People claim to be living their best lives, but there are very few people that given the chance to have their time over again to do things differently, wouldn't take that opportunity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2d23/people_claim_to_be_living_their_best_lives_but/ (allthekos)
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The Mandalorian’s original armor was all iron except for the helmet which was diamond and now he has the full diamond armor

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2cl3/the_mandalorians_original_armor_was_all_iron/ (Freedom8Fighter)
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Our society is weird. It doesn’t matter what you do wether it’s good or wether it’s bad, amazing or horrible, people will still find a way to criticise it negatively.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2c09/our_society_is_weird_it_doesnt_matter_what_you_do/ ([deleted])
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1920 was to people in 1970, as 1970 is to people now

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek2awc/1920_was_to_people_in_1970_as_1970_is_to_people/ ([deleted])
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Big Brain Time = Mega Mind O'clock

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek29gc/big_brain_time_mega_mind_oclock/ (The_Grey_Hound)
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Our society is weird. Doesn’t matter what you do good or bad amazing or horrible, someone will still find something negative about it what you’ve done and complain about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek29bd/our_society_is_weird_doesnt_matter_what_you_do/ ([deleted])
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The full source of an NSFW video does not excite us as much as the small clip that we see in the subs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek28sp/the_full_source_of_an_nsfw_video_does_not_excite/ (orschinparjin)
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Prince, Charlie Murphy, and Rick James all have passed and were part of the holy comedy triumvirate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek28ji/prince_charlie_murphy_and_rick_james_all_have/ (clostridium_dead)
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PDF stands for "portable document format"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek27r6/pdf_stands_for_portable_document_format/ (ArpFire321)
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You might not have expected. That the meanest. Cleanest butt... is a hairy butt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek27dg/you_might_not_have_expected_that_the_meanest/ (treeteafella)
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Pot brownie eaters are chronic masticators

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek26q7/pot_brownie_eaters_are_chronic_masticators/ (Amateurlapse)
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Yoshi's Island is about multi-colored warriors fighting a witch that makes monsters big, which is the same plot as the original Power Rangers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek26l8/yoshis_island_is_about_multicolored_warriors/ (RadicalCharizard)
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Your 'internet voice', like your real voice, probably sounds different to other people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek25xx/your_internet_voice_like_your_real_voice_probably/ (Master_of_opinions)
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If the government finds diamonds or oil in your backyard it’s theirs, but if they find drugs it’s yours.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek24ye/if_the_government_finds_diamonds_or_oil_in_your/ (SansSnans)
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As the oldest sibling we are the guinea-pigs for our parents parenting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek24ho/as_the_oldest_sibling_we_are_the_guineapigs_for/ (leredballoon)
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In the distant future we might one day have a movement to recognize AI as real people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek248p/in_the_distant_future_we_might_one_day_have_a/ (Miserably_miserable)
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Dan Schneider’s Nickelodeon shows probably caused a few kids to grow up with foot fetishes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek240v/dan_schneiders_nickelodeon_shows_probably_caused/ (shamieee)
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You never really appreciate water pressure until returning home after a few nights in a hotel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek22ys/you_never_really_appreciate_water_pressure_until/ (kaso_27_ca)
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Most kids were never more scared as a child than when they were at the checkout with their mother and she had to run to get something else leaving them standing in line

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek22xp/most_kids_were_never_more_scared_as_a_child_than/ (ctc_celtic)
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Stanley Tucci is an American Icon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek22oc/stanley_tucci_is_an_american_icon/ (asheabutter)
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You know you’re middle class when the fanciest thing in your house is that fridge with an ice dispenser.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek22es/you_know_youre_middle_class_when_the_fanciest/ (donncadh)
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They can't see that you're right if they don't like you, and they can't see that you're wrong if they do like you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek21u0/they_cant_see_that_youre_right_if_they_dont_like/ (_Legend_Has_It_)
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Kissing is a form of body language.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek20x5/kissing_is_a_form_of_body_language/ (Vocalyze)
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Tom Hanks goes pee in a lot of his movies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1zur/tom_hanks_goes_pee_in_a_lot_of_his_movies/ (Presidentkickass)
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Messaging someone in the GC outside the GC is while everyone in the GC is talking is the same thing as whispering to someone in a real conversation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1zoy/messaging_someone_in_the_gc_outside_the_gc_is/ (bwatters323)
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money really does grow on trees

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1zgy/money_really_does_grow_on_trees/ (jewishparka)
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Service dogs serve humans and humans service dogs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1z5v/service_dogs_serve_humans_and_humans_service_dogs/ (vfxslave)
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mother of two was a good idea

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1yyd/mother_of_two_was_a_good_idea/ (Daggerdinger)
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Pregnancy in humans must feel more painful and dramatic than in an other species due to our advanced self-awareness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1y2g/pregnancy_in_humans_must_feel_more_painful_and/ ([deleted])
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A lot of people have forgotten today is Saturday

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1xle/a_lot_of_people_have_forgotten_today_is_saturday/ (Gary_October)
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There could be a chance that you have used a product made with something that you recycled.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1xeh/there_could_be_a_chance_that_you_have_used_a/ (Jcmon01)
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Knives are really our dentures for weak teeth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1x7p/knives_are_really_our_dentures_for_weak_teeth/ (valiantjedi)
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Showerthought: People who enjoy spicy foods are flavour masochists

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1w7y/showerthought_people_who_enjoy_spicy_foods_are/ (Thanatos1772)
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Cashiers and Waitresses Need to Wear Body-Cameras to Protect Themselves From Rude/Inappropriate People

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1v9a/cashiers_and_waitresses_need_to_wear_bodycameras/ ([deleted])
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Humans living in first-world countries aren’t made for the society in which they live.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1v38/humans_living_in_firstworld_countries_arent_made/ (DUIofPussy)
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There are actually five seasons in a year but the first one starts the previous year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1v02/there_are_actually_five_seasons_in_a_year_but_the/ (Nintendo-Fart2022)
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No matter what choice you make while dreaming it’s always an unconscious decision

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1uwr/no_matter_what_choice_you_make_while_dreaming_its/ (Chibi_Ayano)
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People are so forgiving of the elderly that even after Jurassic Park broke down and his grandchildren almost died, Hammond still got to see his grandkids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1uq1/people_are_so_forgiving_of_the_elderly_that_even/ ([deleted])
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Nature's Valley crunchy bars make a mess because you are supposed to eat them in the wild, not on your couch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1uml/natures_valley_crunchy_bars_make_a_mess_because/ (Rolldafaty)
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The animals we commonly eat are at the millions whereas animals we don't eat are nearly extinct

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1ul5/the_animals_we_commonly_eat_are_at_the_millions/ (RoDev455)
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There are times when breaking the same law at two different moments in time have vastly different consequences.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1u8f/there_are_times_when_breaking_the_same_law_at_two/ (starzwillsucceed)
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Luke would have been a much better Jedi if Star Wars had montages

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1tp9/luke_would_have_been_a_much_better_jedi_if_star/ (netguess)
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The stress of being alive kills the most amount of people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1t4x/the_stress_of_being_alive_kills_the_most_amount/ (m33ster_robot)
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100 year old people have seen the last two digits of their birth year twice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1sfh/100_year_old_people_have_seen_the_last_two_digits/ (Frewtee_)
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The Home Alone family probably forgot their grandparents alone years ago.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1sah/the_home_alone_family_probably_forgot_their/ (Lum1nar)
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Your age is the number of times you orbited the sun.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1rl9/your_age_is_the_number_of_times_you_orbited_the/ (snackandcrack)
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A lot of game app developers decide to put more effort into making the ad for their game look good rather than the game itself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1rcl/a_lot_of_game_app_developers_decide_to_put_more/ (supremegalacticgod)
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The average car in space is better than the average car here on earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1r5y/the_average_car_in_space_is_better_than_the/ (OnlyKindaSadistic)
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Argo is gonna get a lot of views this week

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1r4k/argo_is_gonna_get_a_lot_of_views_this_week/ (CREATink)
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It’s a real testament to how much shit we put up with from grandparents that John Hammond got to keep seeing his grandkids after the dinosaurs almost ate them in the first movie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1qwz/its_a_real_testament_to_how_much_shit_we_put_up/ ([deleted])
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Palpatine lost to Mace Windu on purpose in order to manipulate Anakin to turn to the dark side, he sensed that Anakin was coming, he saw the future, he knew Padme's Death, and he sensed the change in the force and he knew exactly what was going to happen, Master Yoda couldn't even defeat Palpatine!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1qt0/palpatine_lost_to_mace_windu_on_purpose_in_order/ (KarmaWhore97)
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At some point in your life you have probably walked past or met someone with the same code for their phone as you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1qp5/at_some_point_in_your_life_you_have_probably/ (CIY5)
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We just kind of forgot about all those clown sightings a few years ago.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1qg0/we_just_kind_of_forgot_about_all_those_clown/ (MickeyMoose555)
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Peeing in the sink will actually save water, since while washing your hands, you will also wash down the urine

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1qca/peeing_in_the_sink_will_actually_save_water_since/ (DepressionTropical)
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We laugh when we are tickled, but we don’t always find it funny

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1q4f/we_laugh_when_we_are_tickled_but_we_dont_always/ (fabedbcbgedege)
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Trashtag is amazing, but it's also is a proxy for how much governments are failing to deal with pollution and the environment. Cleaning public property really is their job.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1q4e/trashtag_is_amazing_but_its_also_is_a_proxy_for/ (DisconnectedAG)
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The neon red/blue and neon orange/purple Joy Cons for Nintendo Switch gives you the outfit colors of two main Nintendo rivals- Mario and Wario.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1prj/the_neon_redblue_and_neon_orangepurple_joy_cons/ (ccricers)
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Launching a human being into Earth fast enough will knock Earth out of its orbit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1pd8/launching_a_human_being_into_earth_fast_enough/ (ourwaffles8)
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It is impossible to stand backwards on stairs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1ouo/it_is_impossible_to_stand_backwards_on_stairs/ (DatGuyYooNo)
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In the beginning of their lives, millennials were known as the first generation of the digital age. Towards the end of their lives, they will be known as the last generation to remember life before the digital age.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1ojg/in_the_beginning_of_their_lives_millennials_were/ (Mattseee)
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Notepads are nets for ideas

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1oi7/notepads_are_nets_for_ideas/ (Mavryk_)
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New science and dinosaurs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1o5x/new_science_and_dinosaurs/ (Progman3K)
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The world has an imaginary line that separates on one side where the new year is celebrated first and on the other side where it is celebreted last, therefore if you were on this line and you take a step forward or back you would find yourself a year forward or backward.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1nki/the_world_has_an_imaginary_line_that_separates_on/ (-Liiiiiii)
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People will never be able to reach the bottom of the ocean without help, fish will never be able to be on the sidewalk without help

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1mld/people_will_never_be_able_to_reach_the_bottom_of/ (12209542)
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In the not too distant future, “step on the gas” will be an unrelatable phrase

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1mbr/in_the_not_too_distant_future_step_on_the_gas/ (PaleBlueDot9)
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Serial killers probably have the worse post nut clarity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1m20/serial_killers_probably_have_the_worse_post_nut/ (Lasersnakes)
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(Not trying to be homophobic btu) Traps are only gay if u know they have a penis

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1ktv/not_trying_to_be_homophobic_btu_traps_are_only/ (georgedepsy1)
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Arsenic and sulfer, the two elements that combine to spell “Ass”, both smell like shit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1klu/arsenic_and_sulfer_the_two_elements_that_combine/ (SansSnans)
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Andy’s toys must’ve seen lots of weird shit, when watching him grow up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1jxv/andys_toys_mustve_seen_lots_of_weird_shit_when/ (AAA9712)
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After the first movie, some producer said that Gru in DespicableMe had to be less despicable, thus ruining the concept.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1jt7/after_the_first_movie_some_producer_said_that_gru/ (minddoor)
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The word shit is versatile as fuck.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1jn9/the_word_shit_is_versatile_as_fuck/ (SirTungy)
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Hot headed is bad, but warm hearted is good. Cool headed is good, but cold hearted is bad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1jhl/hot_headed_is_bad_but_warm_hearted_is_good_cool/ (Lum1nar)
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Our head hair grows endlessly, but our arm and leg hair grows to a certain length and then stops

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1jg4/our_head_hair_grows_endlessly_but_our_arm_and_leg/ (Samthedinoman00)
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When you step in a mud puddle and you have the realization that it’s technically earth jizz..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1jay/when_you_step_in_a_mud_puddle_and_you_have_the/ ([deleted])
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You wear blindfolds but rarely try them on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1ipy/you_wear_blindfolds_but_rarely_try_them_on/ (GaybrahamStincoln)
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Boop became the unofficial official word for touching someone’s nose without any argument

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1ipg/boop_became_the_unofficial_official_word_for/ (Endersgaming4066)
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The word shit versatile as fuck.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1ie9/the_word_shit_versatile_as_fuck/ ([deleted])
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Vasili Arkhipov literally had a "WW3 PRESS HERE TO START" button.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1i9m/vasili_arkhipov_literally_had_a_ww3_press_here_to/ (ahumanpersonbeing)
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Everything around you erupted from the planet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1i7z/everything_around_you_erupted_from_the_planet/ (minddoor)
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People who are responsible for toy safety have probably prevented hundreds of horrible accidents from happening, but they never got the respect like brain surgeons and pilots.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1hjm/people_who_are_responsible_for_toy_safety_have/ (Lum1nar)
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When you swim underwater, you are also swimming above water.....

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1hdx/when_you_swim_underwater_you_are_also_swimming/ (ed_da_man)
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Force ghost Anakin was probably mad that Rey buried his lightsaber in the sand

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1gle/force_ghost_anakin_was_probably_mad_that_rey/ (Chicken-cat)
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You never see yourself sneeze. Just the windup and the recovery

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1gh2/you_never_see_yourself_sneeze_just_the_windup_and/ (Fr0sty-QT)
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Everybody talks about cavemen but nobody talks about cavewomen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1fwp/everybody_talks_about_cavemen_but_nobody_talks/ (Domethegoon)
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Kangaroo testicles are the most present.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1fp4/kangaroo_testicles_are_the_most_present/ (tonypearcern)
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The first remake of a popular Hollywood movie is usually the porn version

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1fj0/the_first_remake_of_a_popular_hollywood_movie_is/ (Postgres_Malone)
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Dogs are living antidepressants

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1f6d/dogs_are_living_antidepressants/ (Hurrikayne53)
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You hold a record of foulest shit ever taken, after you use a brand new toilet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1eoe/you_hold_a_record_of_foulest_shit_ever_taken/ (Berthole)
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You will never, ever catch your reflection napping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1eo7/you_will_never_ever_catch_your_reflection_napping/ (davebare)
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Telephone killed the TV star

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1enk/telephone_killed_the_tv_star/ (Stormtroopz)
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When you play the Sims, there is actually another person controlling you and forcing you to do their bidding.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1e55/when_you_play_the_sims_there_is_actually_another/ (urdadisbarney)
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Something occurs this year that happens only once every 101 years

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1dec/something_occurs_this_year_that_happens_only_once/ ([deleted])
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A magnetic bounce is the only kind of bounce that produces absolutely no sound whatsoever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1cz3/a_magnetic_bounce_is_the_only_kind_of_bounce_that/ (VerbotenPublish)
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Subtitles are tiny spoilers within the movie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1cxr/subtitles_are_tiny_spoilers_within_the_movie/ (manemjeffdunham)
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People that was born in the same day might not actually have the same age, since they probably was born at a different time period of the 9 months of gestation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1csn/people_that_was_born_in_the_same_day_might_not/ ([deleted])
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History classes will get harder as the years go on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1ck5/history_classes_will_get_harder_as_the_years_go_on/ ([deleted])
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Troubleshooting sound like a violent way to deal with problems

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1chu/troubleshooting_sound_like_a_violent_way_to_deal/ ([deleted])
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If you start holding your breath, you have minutes to live before your death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek19nn/if_you_start_holding_your_breath_you_have_minutes/ (Lucotaro)
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If you die by hanging it does relive the same tension on your spine as a chiropractor would do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek19ez/if_you_die_by_hanging_it_does_relive_the_same/ (Xanjin_)
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As far as we know there is a 42069 in pi

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek198l/as_far_as_we_know_there_is_a_42069_in_pi/ (dadungeonmaster)
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You can't get a bigger dick but you can get a smaller girlfriend.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek194j/you_cant_get_a_bigger_dick_but_you_can_get_a/ (Aggressive_Error)
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The championing of reuse and recycle can be taken as a great justification for their illness by hoarders.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1943/the_championing_of_reuse_and_recycle_can_be_taken/ ([deleted])
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We have to close our eyes and drown into darkness for colorful dreams

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek18a8/we_have_to_close_our_eyes_and_drown_into_darkness/ (urban_legend03)
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A blind person never had the benefit of watching porn to learn about sex

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek17qy/a_blind_person_never_had_the_benefit_of_watching/ (Gary_October)
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Can’t really make fun of those people who made bunkers anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek16f4/cant_really_make_fun_of_those_people_who_made/ (teddybearcommander)
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People are surprised when a cat scares off a big animal (croc), while they themselves have probably gotten scared off by a cat before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek16ac/people_are_surprised_when_a_cat_scares_off_a_big/ (Setflus-YYZT)
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Chinese universities have many plagiarized published papers because 90% the internet content is blocked and so the systems cannot detect most papers accessed via VPN

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek160v/chinese_universities_have_many_plagiarized/ (heyyousuckmycock)
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Free isn't really free. It's still gonna cost for the one who gives or the one who takes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek14yb/free_isnt_really_free_its_still_gonna_cost_for/ (amrlsyqrn)
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Your mouse cursor gets very egocentric when hovering a textbox.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek14w0/your_mouse_cursor_gets_very_egocentric_when/ ([deleted])
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We are one good earthquake or flood from making all world maps obsolete

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek14p5/we_are_one_good_earthquake_or_flood_from_making/ (captainmavro)
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Scary movies are scary only till you watch the behind the scenes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek14jz/scary_movies_are_scary_only_till_you_watch_the/ (oranlol)
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Winds of Winter could already be complete, but the plot is so similar to season 8 of the TV show, George R.R. Martin won't release it now he's seen the fans reaction

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek14c9/winds_of_winter_could_already_be_complete_but_the/ (quitters_log)
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Reincarnation is the recycling of living things

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek139s/reincarnation_is_the_recycling_of_living_things/ ([deleted])
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When you become a billionaire, you are technically then the poorest billionaire in the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek12zr/when_you_become_a_billionaire_you_are_technically/ (Random_420-69)
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Since we are mostly water it’d make more sense to say “you are what you drink” vs “you are what you eat”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek12ht/since_we_are_mostly_water_itd_make_more_sense_to/ ([deleted])
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Sunscreens are so effective nowadays that vampires could probably walk around normally

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek12fa/sunscreens_are_so_effective_nowadays_that/ (mx1t)
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The flag of Cyprus is kind've passive aggressive if you consider the divided nature of the island

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek11xa/the_flag_of_cyprus_is_kindve_passive_aggressive/ (Publius_NO1)
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Being suspicious of links due to years of fearing Rick Rolls is accidental virus protection

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek10zn/being_suspicious_of_links_due_to_years_of_fearing/ (Mr_Two_Wrongs)
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When you buy life insurance the insurance company is betting you'll live, and you're betting you'll die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek10nz/when_you_buy_life_insurance_the_insurance_company/ (DeathCobro)
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Ninjas go hee yah. Cowboys go yee hah

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek1077/ninjas_go_hee_yah_cowboys_go_yee_hah/ ([deleted])
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If you date a deaf person then you can fart (at a distance from him/her) and not even feel embarrassed about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek100n/if_you_date_a_deaf_person_then_you_can_fart_at_a/ (thricecookedlasagna)
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You’re not playing the game, an AI is. You’re just telling the AI what to do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0zx7/youre_not_playing_the_game_an_ai_is_youre_just/ ([deleted])
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Cowboys go yee haw. Ninjas go hee yaw

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0zpl/cowboys_go_yee_haw_ninjas_go_hee_yaw/ ([deleted])
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"we judge others by their actions and ourselves by our intentions" explains why people like Joe/Will from "You" despite him being a psychotic murderer, since the show narrates all his thoughts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0z5w/we_judge_others_by_their_actions_and_ourselves_by/ (Qirol)
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Our body burns more calories when awake, so by staying up late, we are actually helping our body get fit by burning more calories than when sleeping

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0ye6/our_body_burns_more_calories_when_awake_so_by/ (Half_Crest)
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Every year (in a temperate climate) has 1 Fall, 1 Summer, 1 Spring and 2 Winters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0xo9/every_year_in_a_temperate_climate_has_1_fall_1/ (jurble)
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If you stole a whole house you would've technically robbed a house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0xny/if_you_stole_a_whole_house_you_wouldve/ (rrport)
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If past lives are real, it's possible an idiot is living off of your hard work

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0xk5/if_past_lives_are_real_its_possible_an_idiot_is/ (impaledonastick)
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There is someone out there that pays Google yearly to keep meatspin.fr constantly running.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0w7g/there_is_someone_out_there_that_pays_google/ (MaldingMadman)
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Using the mm/dd/yyyy format you can have 12 different 4/20s this year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0vk8/using_the_mmddyyyy_format_you_can_have_12/ (MCDjsmash22)
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World War 3 will be the first war where gamers unknowingly will kill people they used to play with.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0vds/world_war_3_will_be_the_first_war_where_gamers/ (GHQSTLY)
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If you don't get caught while stealing something it means you earned it so it won't be stealing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0vb4/if_you_dont_get_caught_while_stealing_something/ ([deleted])
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When you purse your lips and blow air it’s cold, but if you just blow, it’s warm. Huh.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0uzw/when_you_purse_your_lips_and_blow_air_its_cold/ (Toffeeapple16)
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We’ve probably walked pasta bunch of famous people or people who’re gonna be famous without knowing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0usb/weve_probably_walked_pasta_bunch_of_famous_people/ (lapazthegreat)
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The average of any Win/Lose ratio in a game has to be 50%

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0rov/the_average_of_any_winlose_ratio_in_a_game_has_to/ (Dimul_LP)
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A single piece of wood could be used to build a house

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0re6/a_single_piece_of_wood_could_be_used_to_build_a/ (Gary_October)
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Having a lot of capital is the way to win at capitalism.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0r3u/having_a_lot_of_capital_is_the_way_to_win_at/ (offeringathought)
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If a dog comes over to you, allowing you to pet it, and the owner says that the dog does that to everyone, then that dog believes everyone is worthy love and affection. Including you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0qz4/if_a_dog_comes_over_to_you_allowing_you_to_pet_it/ (JayJayAG)
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An aquarium is a submarine for fish

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0qn0/an_aquarium_is_a_submarine_for_fish/ (shackstar87)
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Culture sounds completely normal but cult raises some serious flags.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0qkg/culture_sounds_completely_normal_but_cult_raises/ (Peppered012)
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There's no fear similar to the fear of getting your fingers stuck in the bowling ball.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0q91/theres_no_fear_similar_to_the_fear_of_getting/ (Leggatt4004123)
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There are Dinosaurs living today that speak human.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0ps2/there_are_dinosaurs_living_today_that_speak_human/ (Leperkonvict)
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If the you find diamonds or oil in your backyard it’s the governments, but if you find drugs then it’s yours.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0ppo/if_the_you_find_diamonds_or_oil_in_your_backyard/ (JJPPPYT)
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People who drown are physically able to see, feel and even destroy their last bit of life leaving their body, as an air bubble.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0pn9/people_who_drown_are_physically_able_to_see_feel/ (__-_-___-_-_-----_)
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Homo sapiens is the only species that ate almost every other one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0p9a/homo_sapiens_is_the_only_species_that_ate_almost/ (raduhek)
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Wonder what mom is making for dinner

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0ouv/wonder_what_mom_is_making_for_dinner/ (StoryMenkey67)
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In life, they say when one door closes, another one opens. Except for revolving doors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0onh/in_life_they_say_when_one_door_closes_another_one/ (DodgeNitrus)
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Luigi is Mario to every young brother in existence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0on0/luigi_is_mario_to_every_young_brother_in_existence/ (Phennnnnn)
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If you're like 30 and haven't had s*x yet, don't be ashamed, just say you don't want sex until marriage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0om4/if_youre_like_30_and_havent_had_sx_yet_dont_be/ ([deleted])
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If you scratch your cats chin a lot then you know how to finger a pussy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0ogt/if_you_scratch_your_cats_chin_a_lot_then_you_know/ (Badploptop)
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Everyone likes to joke "kill it with fire" when they see an australian creepy crawly, but now that they are getting their wish, everyone is horrified.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0nxf/everyone_likes_to_joke_kill_it_with_fire_when/ ([deleted])
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Literally every time you snap your fingers someone dies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0niz/literally_every_time_you_snap_your_fingers/ (YellowBananaGoat)
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You can't truthfully make a list of the most forgettable movies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0n1v/you_cant_truthfully_make_a_list_of_the_most/ (Jguy10)
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In some states people now have to pay 10 cents yo be wasteful when they buy groceries

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0mwj/in_some_states_people_now_have_to_pay_10_cents_yo/ (12209542)
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It is kind of funny how in the Harry Potter movies, disarming an opponent with a wand by shouting "Experlliarmus!" and then aiming the wand at the disarmed opponent threatingly looks like he/she is using a gun

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0mp3/it_is_kind_of_funny_how_in_the_harry_potter/ (Noganeto1)
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More trees have probably burned this Australia fire season than the 20 million trees planted recently :(

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0mj3/more_trees_have_probably_burned_this_australia/ (Technauseam)
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Australia is a live action trailer for Doom Eternal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0lly/australia_is_a_live_action_trailer_for_doom/ (MushroomFungie)
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A foam pit is a good place to find out how far you can throw a child.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0l5z/a_foam_pit_is_a_good_place_to_find_out_how_far/ (thirdnut4)
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Some days are diamonds, some days are kidney stones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0kcv/some_days_are_diamonds_some_days_are_kidney_stones/ ([deleted])
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There’s already almost 8 billion wetware units deployed throughout the world with extremely sophisticated facial recognition software. We just don’t have the memory to use it well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0k9w/theres_already_almost_8_billion_wetware_units/ (rock_boffin)
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If there is one single, accurate prediction for the future, then free will is an illusion but if free will does in fact rule, then there can be no certainty about tomorrow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0jnv/if_there_is_one_single_accurate_prediction_for/ (Dlofc)
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Being the first human to use sarcasm must have been very frustrating.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0jgf/being_the_first_human_to_use_sarcasm_must_have/ (DrAwkward404)
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More people are under the earth than on it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0izx/more_people_are_under_the_earth_than_on_it/ ([deleted])
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Necrophilia brings a whole new meaning to deadass

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0i4z/necrophilia_brings_a_whole_new_meaning_to_deadass/ (Jacob_inthehousE)
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5.5 is the middle of 1-10

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0hy8/55_is_the_middle_of_110/ (PlamaDestiny)
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There's always a possibility that you've taken your last breath.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0hjz/theres_always_a_possibility_that_youve_taken_your/ (1aLeSanDro1)
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The bigger the dream, the greater the sacrifice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0h04/the_bigger_the_dream_the_greater_the_sacrifice/ (aslishivaay)
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A car that is speeding is late for their accident

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0gvt/a_car_that_is_speeding_is_late_for_their_accident/ (Vaughn0_o)
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Fate/ stay night is a battleroyale visual novel

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0gn7/fate_stay_night_is_a_battleroyale_visual_novel/ (Bossfiregamer12)
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Ned Flanders has Edna (Krabappel) written backwards in his surname. They belong together.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0fst/ned_flanders_has_edna_krabappel_written_backwards/ (kubakubaatch)
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Video games unlike movies usually get better with the sequels.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0f2g/video_games_unlike_movies_usually_get_better_with/ ([deleted])
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A tall, ice cold glass of water after a night of drinking alcohol tastes better than any other water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0f0n/a_tall_ice_cold_glass_of_water_after_a_night_of/ ([deleted])
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By using a solar panel, you're kind of using a nuclear reactor to power something

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0et2/by_using_a_solar_panel_youre_kind_of_using_a/ (HystericalGasmask)
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If WW3 starts our children will be Boomers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0e7u/if_ww3_starts_our_children_will_be_boomers/ (TheGorgeousPotatoe)
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We think it's funny to watch a toddler fall asleep in the middle of doing something but find it horrifying to imagine ourselves doing the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0d9k/we_think_its_funny_to_watch_a_toddler_fall_asleep/ (sammyiwas)
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When you become a billionaire, you transition from being the richest millionaire to the poorest billionaire.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0cw1/when_you_become_a_billionaire_you_transition_from/ (OkPreference6)
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Avocados are the cheeses of the plant world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0cqa/avocados_are_the_cheeses_of_the_plant_world/ (dr_gonzotron)
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Somewhere in the world there’s a pornstar who has an identical twin sibling who’s tired of being recognized as them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0ch8/somewhere_in_the_world_theres_a_pornstar_who_has/ (xx420mcyoloswag)
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If there is a World War III and humanity survives, there will most certainly be another Baby Boom. This is how Boomers reproduce, by starting wars

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0ccr/if_there_is_a_world_war_iii_and_humanity_survives/ (crabpropaganda)
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To determine that dogs mark their territory by peeing, a group of scientists had to closely study dogs peeing habits and how other dogs reacted to them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0ccj/to_determine_that_dogs_mark_their_territory_by/ (supermodelthick)
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When you say “Ill See you in Hell”, you’re implying that you are also going to Hell

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0c8w/when_you_say_ill_see_you_in_hell_youre_implying/ (RegularBagelsBmx)
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Rats are probably so confused when people run from them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0c3w/rats_are_probably_so_confused_when_people_run/ (Aqua3669)
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You never used to be cooler back then than you are now. There's a reason you're not that person anymore, you weren't that cool.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0c1l/you_never_used_to_be_cooler_back_then_than_you/ (FartSurpriseBlowout)
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If all failed movie auditions were available to the public, we would see who the real good actors are and who's being type-casted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0b4v/if_all_failed_movie_auditions_were_available_to/ (GLITCHEDMATRIX)
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Feeling hopelessness at other peoples inability to accept others can be difficult to overcome, but instinctive reactions sometimes develop out of it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0ave/feeling_hopelessness_at_other_peoples_inability/ (MeltingYourSleaze)
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There are probably people you fell out of touch with who cut you off for being "toxic" and you'd never even know

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek0ac5/there_are_probably_people_you_fell_out_of_touch/ (jujuthedragon)
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A pregnant woman swimming is a submarine. A pregnant woman driving is a bio/mech suit driving another mech.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek09tx/a_pregnant_woman_swimming_is_a_submarine_a/ ([deleted])
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Gangnam Style was the start of K-Pop

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek09qg/gangnam_style_was_the_start_of_kpop/ ([deleted])
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Socks are gloves for your feet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek09ip/socks_are_gloves_for_your_feet/ (InnocentGrimReaper)
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Dragon ball Z is an anime about magic balls

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek09cb/dragon_ball_z_is_an_anime_about_magic_balls/ (Zetixal)
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with the modern and civilized community we live in.. there must be a chance of women being recruited to fight in WW3 instead of men

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek098s/with_the_modern_and_civilized_community_we_live/ (Alnair09)
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A possible reason why we don't see time travelers going back to us may be beacuse we all die in a nuclear war in WW3.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek08ya/a_possible_reason_why_we_dont_see_time_travelers/ (kakus23)
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Breakfast is the only meal where eating only junk food is socially accepted

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek08pp/breakfast_is_the_only_meal_where_eating_only_junk/ (galaxy_love)
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By the time you're 15, there's already an entire new generation of people being born who will make fun of you for being old. And you're only 15.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek08ld/by_the_time_youre_15_theres_already_an_entire_new/ (DrAwkward404)
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In the future, instead of issuing social security numbers to people, they’ll issue static IPs instead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek08f2/in_the_future_instead_of_issuing_social_security/ (mattroo88)
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While hiking or skiing through a forest of conifer trees, like Pine, in the winter, you have no idea how deep the snow is because the tops of conifer trees all look the same regardless of age.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek08al/while_hiking_or_skiing_through_a_forest_of/ (bluntgutz)
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The majority of participants in elimination gameshows have lost.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek083l/the_majority_of_participants_in_elimination/ (fielausm)
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You can go all your life believing you are normal despite having hidden talents and gifts, simply because you assume everyone else also has them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek071p/you_can_go_all_your_life_believing_you_are_normal/ (ShiningAway)
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The poorest person alive is probably not a homeless person but a banker with huge debts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek06wn/the_poorest_person_alive_is_probably_not_a/ (HamsterWithInternet)
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The most unrealistic about arguments in shows, movies, etc. is that the one loosing doesn't just throw personal attacks at the other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek06ih/the_most_unrealistic_about_arguments_in_shows/ (_TamTam)
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Stop shitposting on this sub, nobody thinks your funny.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek051k/stop_shitposting_on_this_sub_nobody_thinks_your/ (lil_freyy)
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If a woman gives birth, she has multiple birthdays

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek04ys/if_a_woman_gives_birth_she_has_multiple_birthdays/ (Penla)
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If a pen costs 2 dollars, and you buy infinity pens for infinity dollars, the infinity dollars will be twice the infinity pens.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek04sb/if_a_pen_costs_2_dollars_and_you_buy_infinity/ (nuf231)
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The last little bit of water in your cup on your bedside table left over in the morning is the stalest most crucial sip of water you drink all day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek04kj/the_last_little_bit_of_water_in_your_cup_on_your/ (WHYFY)
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If you feel lonely there are always bacteria that keep you company

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek04hp/if_you_feel_lonely_there_are_always_bacteria_that/ (Jothanos69)
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In 100 years people will look at the photographs we take and talk about how good the quality was time period.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek04g2/in_100_years_people_will_look_at_the_photographs/ (StanleyVermin)
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You know, if we would all just stop fighting for them, we’d probably get to see leaders of the world duking it out in the octagon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek03ug/you_know_if_we_would_all_just_stop_fighting_for/ (ChairOfTruth)
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Most people born this decade probably won't get to retire until next century.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek03b5/most_people_born_this_decade_probably_wont_get_to/ (DrAwkward404)
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The Watergate scandal lead to the use of the suffix -gate to denote a scandal, which would make the Watergate scandal Watergategate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek02i6/the_watergate_scandal_lead_to_the_use_of_the/ (fakakta77)
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Many movies and shows take place in universes that are identical to our own, save for the fact that the movie/show we're watching was never made

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek02f9/many_movies_and_shows_take_place_in_universes/ (TheFlamingonati)
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Bad examples don't exist, since every bad example is a good example of a bad one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek02aj/bad_examples_dont_exist_since_every_bad_example/ ([deleted])
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Every picture of you is when you’re younger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek021v/every_picture_of_you_is_when_youre_younger/ (IntelM8)
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People ridicule movies and shows depicting people with seemingly impossible skills and lives, but would never watch a show about Todd the Customer Service rep who goes to work 3-15 minutes late every day and just complains about his job while playing FPS games every day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek01xo/people_ridicule_movies_and_shows_depicting_people/ (Spajtastic)
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Turkish ice creams would make much more money if they charge more to just hand the ice cream without stunting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ek00w4/turkish_ice_creams_would_make_much_more_money_if/ (Nuel398)
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Skittles slogan is “Taste the Rainbow”, yet there are no blue or pink skittles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzzdu/skittles_slogan_is_taste_the_rainbow_yet_there/ (snorlaxfan1235)
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We live in the age where we talk to each other the most and the least due to anonymity of the internet which allows for either extended conversation without revealing personal data or just watching other talk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzyhs/we_live_in_the_age_where_we_talk_to_each_other/ (antman4242)
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Dirt and marks/water stains on mirrors show up twice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzxuu/dirt_and_markswater_stains_on_mirrors_show_up/ (No-uish)
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Humans are a virus introduced by a higher being as an biological experiment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzxl4/humans_are_a_virus_introduced_by_a_higher_being/ (ankit6899)
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Building World's tallest crane is probably a lot harder than building a crane with the same height as World's tallest crane

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzx9v/building_worlds_tallest_crane_is_probably_a_lot/ ([deleted])
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Your teeth are the only part of your skeleton that you clean on a regular basis.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzx78/your_teeth_are_the_only_part_of_your_skeleton/ (DoculusRift)
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The taste of lemon squares and lemon Oreos is the pastel version of the taste of actual lemons

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzx1t/the_taste_of_lemon_squares_and_lemon_oreos_is_the/ (chloe_cabbage)
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Another world war would probably create new boomers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzwoh/another_world_war_would_probably_create_new/ (TheSexCauldron)
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Eventually, no one will remember you after you die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzw1e/eventually_no_one_will_remember_you_after_you_die/ ([deleted])
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The closest thing in front of you is the farthest thing behind you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzvnm/the_closest_thing_in_front_of_you_is_the_farthest/ ([deleted])
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Blind people never have any lights on in their house

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzvjq/blind_people_never_have_any_lights_on_in_their/ (KapiteinKapsalon)
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If plankton wasn't across the street from the crusty crab he might have some success

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzvj6/if_plankton_wasnt_across_the_street_from_the/ (dude282004)
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We had bigger worries about what the Joker movie would do to society than the possibility of WW3.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzviz/we_had_bigger_worries_about_what_the_joker_movie/ (NOT_DekuScrub)
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WWIII is the first world war people are joking about over the internet before it even started.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzvgz/wwiii_is_the_first_world_war_people_are_joking/ ([deleted])
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Our minds seem to block out the singers breathing in their songs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzvbx/our_minds_seem_to_block_out_the_singers_breathing/ (imsorryjada)
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Horny people vent by masturbating

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzv37/horny_people_vent_by_masturbating/ (King-Andrei)
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A diet high in sodium is a salt assault.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzulz/a_diet_high_in_sodium_is_a_salt_assault/ (maz_menty)
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Every nonfiction movie/book is set in the same universe making it the largest shared universe plot ever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzudz/every_nonfiction_moviebook_is_set_in_the_same/ (ExcellentQuality90)
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When the internet breaks down due to a world war, a catastrophe that erases bigger parts of the human population, etc. (and as an aftermath everything else, food supplies, postal services, etc. break down too) many people will think they are the last survivors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzu6x/when_the_internet_breaks_down_due_to_a_world_war/ (b34stm4st3r65)
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When describing someone to another person, saying they're "pretty cool" sounds more sincere than just outright saying "they're cool"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejztvb/when_describing_someone_to_another_person_saying/ (HiImNickOk)
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The only people who won't die alone are the ones with multiple personality disorder

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejztl6/the_only_people_who_wont_die_alone_are_the_ones/ (Browski117)
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Online (gaming) friends may be fighting each other in real life in current and coming wars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzt8r/online_gaming_friends_may_be_fighting_each_other/ (Breros)
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Things are always in the last place you look for them, even if it’s the first place you look.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzt2h/things_are_always_in_the_last_place_you_look_for/ (imamilehigh)
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The universe is somewhere around 13 billion years old, yet it is theorized to have enough energy to continue its existence for another 100 trillion years. We are at the very very beginning of everything, relatively speaking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzszp/the_universe_is_somewhere_around_13_billion_years/ (Radical_Wasabi)
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hope that earth win world war 3

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzsil/hope_that_earth_win_world_war_3/ (mrfelixoscar)
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If everyone could hear the thoughts of everyone else, after a while, we would probably get used to the fact that most of us think of F***** up stuff.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzrvj/if_everyone_could_hear_the_thoughts_of_everyone/ (AbstractMichael)
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There’s probably weeks of lost entertainment from all the things meant to google at one point but forgot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzr9w/theres_probably_weeks_of_lost_entertainment_from/ (drbdrbdr)
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Anything can be described by a number

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzr1b/anything_can_be_described_by_a_number/ (FishFart)
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You probably memorized song lyrics better than actual memories

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzqep/you_probably_memorized_song_lyrics_better_than/ (SpanishFrenchFries)
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Deaf people probably wonders why everyone is screaming at morning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzpm5/deaf_people_probably_wonders_why_everyone_is/ (bruh0_o)
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A large amount of people born today will live to see the next century

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzp60/a_large_amount_of_people_born_today_will_live_to/ (IHaveFoodOnMyChin)
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If Knights existed today that would have Emojii-modeled helmets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzmzm/if_knights_existed_today_that_would_have/ ([deleted])
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When you hit 1 billion dollars net worth, you will be the poorest billionaire on Earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzmuy/when_you_hit_1_billion_dollars_net_worth_you_will/ (dementedfrost)
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Joker is the Requiem for a Dream of comic book movies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzkib/joker_is_the_requiem_for_a_dream_of_comic_book/ (freezy666)
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As long as you're conscious, you can't intentionally let your arm fall down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzk9y/as_long_as_youre_conscious_you_cant_intentionally/ ([deleted])
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When sleeping, you're just staring at your eyelids while your mind zones off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzjxf/when_sleeping_youre_just_staring_at_your_eyelids/ (Dannyle2)
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People dancing must be hilarious for deaf people. Just a bunch of weirdos twerking out of the blue.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzikz/people_dancing_must_be_hilarious_for_deaf_people/ (raylalayla)
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We are all named after George Washington.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzi6t/we_are_all_named_after_george_washington/ (jackgordonyt)
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New Years is celebrating one full lap the earth made. Your birthday is celebrating one full lap you made around the sun since your birth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzi3d/new_years_is_celebrating_one_full_lap_the_earth/ (TylerIsLitNospace)
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Today, someone started a time lapse picture sequence of themselves aging, that will be finished in 2100.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzi0y/today_someone_started_a_time_lapse_picture/ (perfect_square)
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In the new year 2000 a year, decade, century, and millennium passed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzi0r/in_the_new_year_2000_a_year_decade_century_and/ (Imonredditnowtoo)
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Most of us will double in age 6 times, but none of us will do it 7 times.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzhi3/most_of_us_will_double_in_age_6_times_but_none_of/ (KingBooRadley)
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Sex and pizza, even when its bad...they’re both still pretty good

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzgh7/sex_and_pizza_even_when_its_badtheyre_both_still/ ([deleted])
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"For your information" sounds so much more hostile than FYI.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzg2n/for_your_information_sounds_so_much_more_hostile/ (TrojanTimeGuys)
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Everyone kept seeing pictures of spiders and weird animals from Australia saying “burn the whole place down” now it’s happening and no one is happy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzfph/everyone_kept_seeing_pictures_of_spiders_and/ (Kuba_78)
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Life is constant improv practice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzfke/life_is_constant_improv_practice/ (zackiszackiszack)
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In the past, the ones getting a seizure might be confused with those who were possessed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzf9u/in_the_past_the_ones_getting_a_seizure_might_be/ (A_Raheem)
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Most people on social media do not want your opinion nor your advice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzf8i/most_people_on_social_media_do_not_want_your/ (doing_this_too_much)
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Almost every food besides cereal takes longer to make than to consume

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzdwk/almost_every_food_besides_cereal_takes_longer_to/ (yousaf420)
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In relationships, there’s usually a big spoon and little spoon, but in reality, spoons only fit together if they are the same size.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzdcp/in_relationships_theres_usually_a_big_spoon_and/ ([deleted])
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It Seems There is a 0% Chance You Can Put a USB in the Correct Way on the First Try.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzdc3/it_seems_there_is_a_0_chance_you_can_put_a_usb_in/ (Gozii55)
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Video Footage of natural disasters these days would seem way more alarming if they were the beginning of an apocalyptic movie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzd5n/video_footage_of_natural_disasters_these_days/ (mxforest)
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People who drink alone are playing the ultimate drinking game.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzc8q/people_who_drink_alone_are_playing_the_ultimate/ (Gary_October)
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If you cut your head you don't lose your head, you lose every other body part

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzbs3/if_you_cut_your_head_you_dont_lose_your_head_you/ (bROchU1234321)
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A natural museum is a zoo for dead animals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejzajo/a_natural_museum_is_a_zoo_for_dead_animals/ (fakakta77)
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Lazy shorthand like 'u r' instead of 'you are', 'c' instead of 'see', and 'no' instead of 'know' was probably really hard for born-deaf people to understand at first, and possibly still is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejza6f/lazy_shorthand_like_u_r_instead_of_you_are_c/ (socksarepeople2)
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Rapunzel’s pubes must be super long.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejza20/rapunzels_pubes_must_be_super_long/ (JDOG1234453)
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We would have flying cars by now if Newton hadn't invented gravity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejz9si/we_would_have_flying_cars_by_now_if_newton_hadnt/ (DeathSyndromeOG)
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Carbonated drinks must be a hassle to open or drink after an earthquake.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejz9hl/carbonated_drinks_must_be_a_hassle_to_open_or/ (pyrotechniks)
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There must be people who clean spider webs off from buildings since Spiderman swings around the city all day every day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejz902/there_must_be_people_who_clean_spider_webs_off/ ([deleted])
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Since human skin degrades into molecules such as carbon dioxide, water, of methane, there is a high chance you have probably breathed in a scab or piece of skin you picked off yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejz8zn/since_human_skin_degrades_into_molecules_such_as/ (Your-Mom-Gabe)
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Some person made up dinosaur sounds without ever hearing it...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejz7uk/some_person_made_up_dinosaur_sounds_without_ever/ (SmireyFase)
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Germany is probably happy they didn’t start the world conflict this time

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejz7n5/germany_is_probably_happy_they_didnt_start_the/ ([deleted])
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All non-dog leashed creatures are extremely weird.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejz785/all_nondog_leashed_creatures_are_extremely_weird/ (ouemzee)
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Packing stuffs into containers when you need to move is the ultimate game of Tetris

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejz6zo/packing_stuffs_into_containers_when_you_need_to/ (Tarchianolix)
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Vampires probably have to piss a lot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejz6z7/vampires_probably_have_to_piss_a_lot/ (BreddMakur)
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It's ironic that people who make paper trees are using dead trees to make trees

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejz6qc/its_ironic_that_people_who_make_paper_trees_are/ (smallboi42069)
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Very few bowlers have ever touched an actual bowling pin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejz6op/very_few_bowlers_have_ever_touched_an_actual/ (Blackout_PT)
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We are watching the story of Mad Max unfold as Australia burns

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejz6jv/we_are_watching_the_story_of_mad_max_unfold_as/ (OferZak)
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Freight cars in Thomas & Friends just have to stare at the other trains asses all day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejz6b0/freight_cars_in_thomas_friends_just_have_to_stare/ (MasterofCreamCheese)
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Falling down Escher's stairs may be the only accident that compares to Prometheus' curse for repetitive torment with no end in sight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejz61g/falling_down_eschers_stairs_may_be_the_only/ (VerbotenPublish)
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History classes are going to be very interesting decades later if World War III actually happens.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejz4w0/history_classes_are_going_to_be_very_interesting/ (InfinateUniverse)
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People who mistreat customer service reps are probably doing so because the only people they have left to communicate with after burning bridges are captive audiences.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejz4pt/people_who_mistreat_customer_service_reps_are/ (Only__in__America)
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Most people probably stop wiping their ass once they’ve reached good enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejz3f9/most_people_probably_stop_wiping_their_ass_once/ ([deleted])
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You know that age has taken over once you discovers a white pubic hair!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejz3b0/you_know_that_age_has_taken_over_once_you/ (asdk6)
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At this point it's probably safe to say that Gotye is someone we used to know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejz2t9/at_this_point_its_probably_safe_to_say_that_gotye/ ([deleted])
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Growing up, you always believe yourself to be the hero of the story.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejz2m7/growing_up_you_always_believe_yourself_to_be_the/ (Moonbay51)
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If it was true that someone sneezed everythime someone thought about them, imagine how many times a day a celebrity would sneeze, especially near major events for them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejz2ei/if_it_was_true_that_someone_sneezed_everythime/ (Awesomedog768)
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The digestive system is a vampire that sucks your food nutrients to your body. While Defecation is the spitting of drained, lifeless food after being digested from your body

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejz1dj/the_digestive_system_is_a_vampire_that_sucks_your/ (SplashA881)
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Social media has become people's biggest alibi

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejz1aq/social_media_has_become_peoples_biggest_alibi/ ([deleted])
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If we take holy water, we can extract hydrogen of it, therefore making it holy hydrogen, which can be used to create holy hydrogen bomb..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejz17p/if_we_take_holy_water_we_can_extract_hydrogen_of/ (cotorodo)
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Having a toothache is the same as saying having a bonesore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejz0y9/having_a_toothache_is_the_same_as_saying_having_a/ (Supertracto)
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Your spouse is the only member of family it's ok to have sexual relations with

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejz0md/your_spouse_is_the_only_member_of_family_its_ok/ (ShadowWingZero)
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Walling then thinking about how you walk and then doing it akwardly is the perfect representation for anxiety(also sry for bad english)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejz0m8/walling_then_thinking_about_how_you_walk_and_then/ (NoOneDoublePoints)
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Signs are the most influential force in the world. They tell you what to do every day on the streets and roads and you don’t even question them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejz0ln/signs_are_the_most_influential_force_in_the_world/ (Phennnnnn)
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Not brushing your teeth before bed feels so much worse than skipping brushing in the morning, even though the same amount of time lapses for each.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejz09m/not_brushing_your_teeth_before_bed_feels_so_much/ ([deleted])
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Possums are metal. They get attacked by a predator and just think, "Yeah, Imma take a little nap. You do what you gotta do."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejz06u/possums_are_metal_they_get_attacked_by_a_predator/ (ExNihiloAdInfinitum)
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Regardless of how much liquid is in the glass, it is always overflowing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyzrs/regardless_of_how_much_liquid_is_in_the_glass_it/ (jd999846)
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The older you get, the less you want white hair.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyzpl/the_older_you_get_the_less_you_want_white_hair/ (myoldaccountisknown)
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Everyone's been joking about WW3, but what they dont realize is, it's not going to be "lit", it's going to be mass murder on such a scale that the human mind cant even comprehend it. 85 million died in WW2, and they had pretty basic weaponry compared to today, so imagine the death toll today.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyzme/everyones_been_joking_about_ww3_but_what_they/ (Prolificvisions)
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Lazy shorthand like 'u r' instead of 'c', and 'no' instead of 'know' was probably really hard for born-deaf people to understand at first, and possibly still is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyzjp/lazy_shorthand_like_u_r_instead_of_c_and_no/ ([deleted])
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Bread crumbs are mini loafs of breads that fall off of loafs of bread

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyzcs/bread_crumbs_are_mini_loafs_of_breads_that_fall/ ([deleted])
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Hair both loves and hates water. After a shower, your hair stays wet for hours; but when trying to rinse away hairs after shaving, they don't go with the (water) flow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyywr/hair_both_loves_and_hates_water_after_a_shower/ (Leeuw96)
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Breathing basically allows the brain to breathe more

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyyu7/breathing_basically_allows_the_brain_to_breathe/ (CelesticMimikyu)
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In the past, being left-handed was a disease. Nowadays it's seen as an advantage in most sports.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyyap/in_the_past_being_lefthanded_was_a_disease/ (Noobmaster_67)
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The Power of Suggestion

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyxr0/the_power_of_suggestion/ (moorandr)
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Stretchy superheroes like Mr. Fantastic, Plastic Man, and Mrs. Incredible must never get uncomfortable when spooning with their SO

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyx6p/stretchy_superheroes_like_mr_fantastic_plastic/ (5213)
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"Clockwise" is a northern hemisphere thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejywxm/clockwise_is_a_northern_hemisphere_thing/ (robbeman)
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The older you get, the more opinions you need to pretend to have that you don't actually agree with.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejywvf/the_older_you_get_the_more_opinions_you_need_to/ (wardser)
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Good people impact the world while bad people change it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejywk1/good_people_impact_the_world_while_bad_people/ (QueStionZ2B)
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There is a very little to no chance of our universe just being part of more of it forming a subatomic particle of a larger universe we haven't known since

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyw0e/there_is_a_very_little_to_no_chance_of_our/ (SplashA881)
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Light fixtures and appliances in video games use real electricity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyvsr/light_fixtures_and_appliances_in_video_games_use/ (BroHawk69)
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The advertisement industry thrives off a person's tendency to 'judge a book by its cover'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyvsd/the_advertisement_industry_thrives_off_a_persons/ (CasterQ)
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If a landscape painting is more expensive than a photo of the same scene, the premium is for human inaccuracy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyvkq/if_a_landscape_painting_is_more_expensive_than_a/ (cjmarshall94)
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We will never know if everyone sees colors similarly or not

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyvg6/we_will_never_know_if_everyone_sees_colors/ (PotatoPower3d)
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The middle number of infinity is zero.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyvb7/the_middle_number_of_infinity_is_zero/ ([deleted])
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Thanks to Apple Watch (and all other smart watches) we’re getting closer to a mute, peaceful World, free of all the ringtones and annoying sounds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyurt/thanks_to_apple_watch_and_all_other_smart_watches/ (abq_heisenberg)
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Chances are you’re thinking the same thought as someone else at the same time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyu8k/chances_are_youre_thinking_the_same_thought_as/ ([deleted])
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Finding a comb in the pocket of a bald person might be the most suspicious thing anyone one would notice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejytoy/finding_a_comb_in_the_pocket_of_a_bald_person/ (vaibh123540)
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If two chickens played a game of chicken with each other, it'd be the only time it would ever be a draw.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejytnh/if_two_chickens_played_a_game_of_chicken_with/ (Fingerbob73)
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With the advent of GPS technology, the french dude from Monty Python and the Holy Grail can now fart in your precise direction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejys9h/with_the_advent_of_gps_technology_the_french_dude/ (greencash370)
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Instead of terraforming Mars, our kids/grandkids will have to terraform Earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyrnd/instead_of_terraforming_mars_our_kidsgrandkids/ ([deleted])
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Your inside voice will never run out of breath

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyrge/your_inside_voice_will_never_run_out_of_breath/ (StephenSquaking69420)
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You don't know if your house has any secret passages or rooms

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyr4f/you_dont_know_if_your_house_has_any_secret/ (RamboKambo)
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It’d be a lot more convenient of tap water was hot by default instead of cold

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyqlx/itd_be_a_lot_more_convenient_of_tap_water_was_hot/ ([deleted])
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Men workout to get buff to attract more attention from women, but usually end up only attracting attention from other men

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyqci/men_workout_to_get_buff_to_attract_more_attention/ (Jonnyjc)
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In the next few years we will have the first set of celebrities with high quality baby pictures

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyq3b/in_the_next_few_years_we_will_have_the_first_set/ (weeb-wont-win)
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If you’re depressed after a love one passes away, that’s postmortem depression.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejypvx/if_youre_depressed_after_a_love_one_passes_away/ (Ravenwald)
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There's always one person out of a crowd who is clapping the loudest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejypfk/theres_always_one_person_out_of_a_crowd_who_is/ (exoticnoodel)
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Being a criminal's twin must be pretty awkward

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyp6b/being_a_criminals_twin_must_be_pretty_awkward/ (FredZRandall)
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Time-Traveling exists, but only for the mind and in the form of memories

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyoz8/timetraveling_exists_but_only_for_the_mind_and_in/ ([deleted])
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If Santa is immortal he would have to watch all the elves grow up and die knowing they did nothing but work for him.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyooe/if_santa_is_immortal_he_would_have_to_watch_all/ (DeadOstrich7299)
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Mammals don't lay eggs, they are the eggs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejynyn/mammals_dont_lay_eggs_they_are_the_eggs/ (Suyggyu)
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Everybody wants to be rich because it’s their only way to grab their share of power in society apart from genetics!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejynwi/everybody_wants_to_be_rich_because_its_their_only/ (asdk6)
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Smurfette is the only person keeping the Smurf population alive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejynog/smurfette_is_the_only_person_keeping_the_smurf/ (ANAL-TIME)
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Cinderella probably left the glass slipper at the ball on purpose because it was so uncomfortable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyne1/cinderella_probably_left_the_glass_slipper_at_the/ (cjmarshall94)
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The average person born today will probably see the year 2100.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejynd3/the_average_person_born_today_will_probably_see/ (DrAwkward404)
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If someone has a hood over there head they look like a bad person. If someone grew up in the hood they look like a bad person. Why is everything that’s associated with hoods considered a bad thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyn4o/if_someone_has_a_hood_over_there_head_they_look/ (Phennnnnn)
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Lucid dreaming puts you into creative mode instead of spectator

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyn2a/lucid_dreaming_puts_you_into_creative_mode/ (Ph1ipM0rr1s)
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Your tongue is the only thing you truly cannot taste, even if you really wanted to

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyn15/your_tongue_is_the_only_thing_you_truly_cannot/ ([deleted])
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Humans are actually mechanical beings with beds as wireless chargers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejymzo/humans_are_actually_mechanical_beings_with_beds/ (GalaxyGamer57)
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Sometimes we get to be the sunshine on someone else cloudy day. -unknown.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejymst/sometimes_we_get_to_be_the_sunshine_on_someone/ (Im_peach_not_orange)
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If you're thinking about something and you can't process it, you're not thinking about it, you're procrastinating

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejymmr/if_youre_thinking_about_something_and_you_cant/ (nlegekyume)
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Sleep paralysis and hallucinations are the body’s version of augmented reality.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejymel/sleep_paralysis_and_hallucinations_are_the_bodys/ (TemiOO)
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In a leap year, 96 additional people get their 15 minutes of fame.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejym8g/in_a_leap_year_96_additional_people_get_their_15/ (Covert-Comic)
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When someone says that they forgot something (like their wallet), they are actually remembering it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejym69/when_someone_says_that_they_forgot_something_like/ (TeeHW)
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Joker is the Fight Club for a new generation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejym5s/joker_is_the_fight_club_for_a_new_generation/ (93didthistome)
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People who grew up in the hood literally had a childhood

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejylr0/people_who_grew_up_in_the_hood_literally_had_a/ (TimSixx)
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Severus Snape has the same hair as Keanu Reeves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejylc0/severus_snape_has_the_same_hair_as_keanu_reeves/ (MinecraftMemeGirl)
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If the universe is infinite, there is probably another planet and creatures just like us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyl5r/if_the_universe_is_infinite_there_is_probably/ (Blazegamingpug)
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Every time a character dies on a TV show, the actor is getting fired in front of us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyl0d/every_time_a_character_dies_on_a_tv_show_the/ ([deleted])
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It’s a lot easier to be a millionaire in Japan

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejykxs/its_a_lot_easier_to_be_a_millionaire_in_japan/ (Potatertoter)
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The older you get, the less important the age gap between you and another person becomes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejykre/the_older_you_get_the_less_important_the_age_gap/ (malama2)
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Movie Stars are High-End Temps

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejykmq/movie_stars_are_highend_temps/ (jerrygergichsmith)
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Putting on your seatbelt in a cab is probably the most non-followed law in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyk6p/putting_on_your_seatbelt_in_a_cab_is_probably_the/ (The-Solo)
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Guys usually go to the gym to get buff in order to get more attention and compliments from women, but end up mainly getting attention and compliments from other men.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyk25/guys_usually_go_to_the_gym_to_get_buff_in_order/ ([deleted])
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A cardboard box is probably the most versatile object to ever exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyj9w/a_cardboard_box_is_probably_the_most_versatile/ (Jl002)
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In the future there will probably just be one company that controls every type of store in existence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyj8i/in_the_future_there_will_probably_just_be_one/ (Phennnnnn)
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You could use percentages to describe human age and it would make just as much sense as years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyiu2/you_could_use_percentages_to_describe_human_age/ (BacAwhO)
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The fact that we wanted Australia to burn some time ago, even as a joke, and now it does is the definition of "Be carefull what you wish for"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyis1/the_fact_that_we_wanted_australia_to_burn_some/ (AParkedBanana)
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You may be so good at something that you made someone quit it forever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyiq3/you_may_be_so_good_at_something_that_you_made/ (yaboyroy61)
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Since we were all born in the same billion-year time frame, we are all “billennials”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyikb/since_we_were_all_born_in_the_same_billionyear/ (Postgres_Malone)
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We only really consider someone to be smart if they are smarter than us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyhme/we_only_really_consider_someone_to_be_smart_if/ (Shortneckbuzzard)
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All anime is technically dubbed, no matter if it’s spoken in English or Japanese.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyhjr/all_anime_is_technically_dubbed_no_matter_if_its/ (CosmicLottery)
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We all think that monsters under the bed don’t exist, yet somewhere in the world there has to be someone underneath a bed ready to kill someone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyhfr/we_all_think_that_monsters_under_the_bed_dont/ (FavoringDark)
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Banksy makes no money from other people selling his art so somewhere he is working a 9-5 job.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyh7v/banksy_makes_no_money_from_other_people_selling/ (constipated_giraffee)
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If the year defines our vision, then we had better vision last year then we do today

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejygn5/if_the_year_defines_our_vision_then_we_had_better/ (Light-Ghost)
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The role of the Liver in the body of someone who drinks a lot is the same as like a person who is cleaning a house and another person is dirtying it at the same time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyfym/the_role_of_the_liver_in_the_body_of_someone_who/ (brunovw572)
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The only things that get scrambled are eggs and fighter jets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyfi2/the_only_things_that_get_scrambled_are_eggs_and/ (shercroft)
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If Pokémon keep evolving, they’re never gonna catch them all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyex5/if_pokémon_keep_evolving_theyre_never_gonna_catch/ (Celestial_Inferno)
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A minuscule change in our schedule or plans could’ve saved our lives and we’d never even know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyetg/a_minuscule_change_in_our_schedule_or_plans/ (akarim5847)
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We think that other cats and rodents look better than sphynx cats and naked mole rats, while we ourselves look more like sphynx cats and naked mole rats.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyepk/we_think_that_other_cats_and_rodents_look_better/ (bloodynoseBT)
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Ants don't go to churches because they're inSECTS.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyem3/ants_dont_go_to_churches_because_theyre_insects/ ([deleted])
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Thanks to advanced medicine, hundreds of thousands of people have escaped death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejydq4/thanks_to_advanced_medicine_hundreds_of_thousands/ (renbeanbean)
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"Untitled" is probably the most common song title.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejydly/untitled_is_probably_the_most_common_song_title/ (Cheeto92)
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In their conquest of Goa, India technically invaded Portugal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejydkb/in_their_conquest_of_goa_india_technically/ (JanjaAristophenes)
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You will never experience anything the same way as someone else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejycqd/you_will_never_experience_anything_the_same_way/ (doxlapse)
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Every person in the world , who drank water have died.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejycn3/every_person_in_the_world_who_drank_water_have/ (DonaldHitler_69)
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Do we hear ourselves when we talk or do we just know what we are saying because of our brain?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejycmq/do_we_hear_ourselves_when_we_talk_or_do_we_just/ (Iwasborntostare)
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Being ultra fit and thin hints to either really good or really bad mental health.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejycmp/being_ultra_fit_and_thin_hints_to_either_really/ (Anonymous1826473284)
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You live without taking a breath for the rest of your life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyc92/you_live_without_taking_a_breath_for_the_rest_of/ ([deleted])
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You can’t breathe through your nose and mouth at the same time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejybr1/you_cant_breathe_through_your_nose_and_mouth_at/ (RetroKev1)
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“Hell” is muggle’s version of Potter’s “Voldemort.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejybeg/hell_is_muggles_version_of_potters_voldemort/ ([deleted])
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People who claim to be eccentric are probably just insecure boring people who are seeking attention by doing weird things

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejybcv/people_who_claim_to_be_eccentric_are_probably/ ([deleted])
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If you permanently move across the international date line your birthday moves up or down one day since you're changing 24 hours.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejyb0q/if_you_permanently_move_across_the_international/ (TostersAreNeat)
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“Happy wife, happy life!” Is a colorful way of saying you live under a dictatorship

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejya9q/happy_wife_happy_life_is_a_colorful_way_of_saying/ (Rounder057)
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The picture used for your eventual funeral may have already been taken

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejya8w/the_picture_used_for_your_eventual_funeral_may/ (Will_Ling_Motivation)
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Photorealistic drawings are this age's version of the Renaissance's realistic cloths in sculptures.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejy9na/photorealistic_drawings_are_this_ages_version_of/ (bokuwanivre)
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A person saying «hello YouTube» in a stream only for it not to appear in the video is the same as if a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejy9fl/a_person_saying_hello_youtube_in_a_stream_only/ (kulbil)
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Instances of deja vu leave you feeling both satisfied and dissatisfied at the same time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejy97t/instances_of_deja_vu_leave_you_feeling_both/ (akarim5847)
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Time moves fast and one percent of this year is already over.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejy94t/time_moves_fast_and_one_percent_of_this_year_is/ (alonelysaber)
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For every young child that has a toy and is happy,there is a parent who is equally happy that they don’t have to deal with said child

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejy8up/for_every_young_child_that_has_a_toy_and_is/ (Phennnnnn)
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A simple coin has traveled much more than you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejy8sj/a_simple_coin_has_traveled_much_more_than_you/ (CopitoDeLefa)
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Reincarnation happens throughout your life not after your are dead

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejy8lq/reincarnation_happens_throughout_your_life_not/ (jlozano02)
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When you get shocked by static electricity from your blanket, it briefly becomes an electric blanket.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejy8if/when_you_get_shocked_by_static_electricity_from/ (DrAwkward404)
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Snowmobiles and jet skis apply the same concept to the same form of matter, temperature being the only difference

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejy862/snowmobiles_and_jet_skis_apply_the_same_concept/ (Subnaut27)
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Our parents has to dig through junk to find pictures of older family. New generations will have so many pictures and videos of their older family. They also will get to hear them and relate. Something people before could only dream of.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejy7np/our_parents_has_to_dig_through_junk_to_find/ (Jonnyyrage)
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Putting syrup in ice technically just waters the syrup down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejy77c/putting_syrup_in_ice_technically_just_waters_the/ (who_likes_fridays)
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Artist never see their finished product for the first time the same way someone else would.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejy70k/artist_never_see_their_finished_product_for_the/ (Stump_The_Gnome)
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There is a place to be that is worse then the last layers of hell. It is the human mind for it is the thing that conceived the idea of hell, and given enough time it could definitely convince something thousands of times worse then the most inhuman fictional places ever created.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejy6s0/there_is_a_place_to_be_that_is_worse_then_the/ (Phennnnnn)
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Australian beet companies changed their bottles when a species of beetle almost went extinct because it's males became infatuated with bumps on the bottles. It is possible that the attractive girl you think you passed in the train station wasn't really there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejy6fo/australian_beet_companies_changed_their_bottles/ (chappi42)
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Other species would never get into traffic jams (tailbacks) or queues when trying to escape danger, we can be the architects of our own undoing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejy61r/other_species_would_never_get_into_traffic_jams/ ([deleted])
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Opposite day is the one day where 96 gets to shine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejy5o9/opposite_day_is_the_one_day_where_96_gets_to_shine/ (cornbeefandcabbage)
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It's someone's job to design the drawings on toilet paper

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejy5mq/its_someones_job_to_design_the_drawings_on_toilet/ (DazedStarer)
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Lamps in videogames use real electricity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejy5kw/lamps_in_videogames_use_real_electricity/ ([deleted])
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In modern video games the punishment for death isn’t loosing a life, it’s having to deal with long load screens.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejy5iv/in_modern_video_games_the_punishment_for_death/ (pantsalot99)
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Life is pay 2 win

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejy5ii/life_is_pay_2_win/ (InnocentGrimReaper)
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Smartphones were 99% digital because of the headphone jack. Smartphones today are 100% digital because of their removal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejy5h8/smartphones_were_99_digital_because_of_the/ ([deleted])
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‘Picking your nose’ is a medical term because there’s no other more formal way of saying it in English.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejy50m/picking_your_nose_is_a_medical_term_because/ ([deleted])
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Smelling Is actually taking some atoms from a thing and recognizing it by passing it through your nose

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejy4q7/smelling_is_actually_taking_some_atoms_from_a/ (ImABadProgrammer)
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In 100 years time the Gulf War and Iraq War maybe collectively referred to as Oil War 1 and Oil War 2

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejy4cf/in_100_years_time_the_gulf_war_and_iraq_war_maybe/ (newlygay2014)
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You can't start WW3 if you don't have allies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejy3vq/you_cant_start_ww3_if_you_dont_have_allies/ (aydjile)
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Telemarketers work hard to find the one person interested in what they're selling, whereas phone scammers work hard to find the one person guillible enough to have their money stolen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejy31p/telemarketers_work_hard_to_find_the_one_person/ (topherc1)
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An often overlooked perk of winning the lottery is never having to do chores around the house ever again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejy2zi/an_often_overlooked_perk_of_winning_the_lottery/ ([deleted])
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Being a janitor at the glitter factory must really suck.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejy2ko/being_a_janitor_at_the_glitter_factory_must/ ([deleted])
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There is an undiscovered sense that you feel every day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejy2em/there_is_an_undiscovered_sense_that_you_feel/ (SillyCyberSnake)
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New Years resolutions of getting in shape take on a whole new meaning when you're doing it to kill other humans for water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejy1kl/new_years_resolutions_of_getting_in_shape_take_on/ ([deleted])
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In the vast majority of sports, the potentially best player in the world doesn't even play the sport professionally.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejy0rc/in_the_vast_majority_of_sports_the_potentially/ (ElAutistaDeHamelin)
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Almost everyone loves to sleep, but we are never aware of sleeping or get to actively enjoy it. We all just love the idea of sleeping, or how we feel after or before sleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejy0qz/almost_everyone_loves_to_sleep_but_we_are_never/ (saintleelyon)
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Coughing is a choice if you have enough willpower.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejy04k/coughing_is_a_choice_if_you_have_enough_willpower/ (slaughterfishh)
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The most unrealistic thing in Toy Story is the grip strength of the claw machine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxzwn/the_most_unrealistic_thing_in_toy_story_is_the/ (Mrben13)
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You can tell if someone understands you by how much eye-contact they are doing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxzow/you_can_tell_if_someone_understands_you_by_how/ (justairishguy)
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Cap’n Crunch Crunch is the menthol of cereals if cereals were cigarettes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxzn9/capn_crunch_crunch_is_the_menthol_of_cereals_if/ (MellowG420)
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Some 20-year-old future spouse was just born today!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxynf/some_20yearold_future_spouse_was_just_born_today/ (GameMasterChris)
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Lamar from GTA V Online has personally met at least 300.000 people and that number is still increasing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxymb/lamar_from_gta_v_online_has_personally_met_at/ (SENKISEH)
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Having a person who has Multiple Personality Disorder as a friend is equal to having real multiple friends

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxye9/having_a_person_who_has_multiple_personality/ (vazzythedevil)
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Donating to wildfire relief is one of the few altruistic ways to burn money.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxxyy/donating_to_wildfire_relief_is_one_of_the_few/ (geoffbowman)
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We already have nukes. We could drop water nukes on Australia to save the day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxxlo/we_already_have_nukes_we_could_drop_water_nukes/ (lidsanity)
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“Off” is a word which contains two meanings exactly opposite to each other. For example, “He turned OFF the alarm” and “the alarm went OFF”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxxh2/off_is_a_word_which_contains_two_meanings_exactly/ (bbbbra)
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Computer archaeology will be a big thing in the future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxx89/computer_archaeology_will_be_a_big_thing_in_the/ (jadamsmash)
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A century is passing every second cause a century is a century no matter the starting date

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxwk5/a_century_is_passing_every_second_cause_a_century/ (logwoods)
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In about 10 years there will be no more World War 2 veterans left on earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxwjc/in_about_10_years_there_will_be_no_more_world_war/ (Draw-z)
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Our pinkies are probably the strongest they've been in hundreds of years

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxvbh/our_pinkies_are_probably_the_strongest_theyve/ (zPieEater)
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a lego flat base piece and a computer screen use the same logic to create polygons

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxvaq/a_lego_flat_base_piece_and_a_computer_screen_use/ (the-bill-cipher)
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Righty tighty lefty loosey also applies to politics

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxuz6/righty_tighty_lefty_loosey_also_applies_to/ ([deleted])
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The billionaire class is both literally and figuratively fucking our children.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxuc4/the_billionaire_class_is_both_literally_and/ (madcap462)
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The school system is so far behind, it would probably take them a long time to teach about ww3

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxu4t/the_school_system_is_so_far_behind_it_would/ ([deleted])
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Liking a social media post is as easy as a thumb tap, and it might just make or break someone’s day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxtmm/liking_a_social_media_post_is_as_easy_as_a_thumb/ (musicalvoyyeur)
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After recording yourself your voice sounds different, the machine wants it's own voice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxtic/after_recording_yourself_your_voice_sounds/ (WhoTheFreakIsJOE)
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GDP is a terrible indicator of prosperity since a hypothetical nationalized forced organ export business can bump it up very high.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxsv7/gdp_is_a_terrible_indicator_of_prosperity_since_a/ (rantboi)
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No one knows what lethal poison tastes like

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxspe/no_one_knows_what_lethal_poison_tastes_like/ (WMBland)
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CoD players can't wait to play the first WWIII game

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxrzt/cod_players_cant_wait_to_play_the_first_wwiii_game/ (Lennen_Glowpride)
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Water is free until you buy it from someone else

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxrhn/water_is_free_until_you_buy_it_from_someone_else/ (Seedpound)
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The heavy breathing kid's parents in Hey Arnold must have had really good eye insurance or spent a lot of money out of pocket for new glasses every time he snuck up behind Helga.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxrgy/the_heavy_breathing_kids_parents_in_hey_arnold/ (astrongnaut)
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You have to act like you are asleep to fall asleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxr7u/you_have_to_act_like_you_are_asleep_to_fall_asleep/ (get_your_own_tots)
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Water is free until you have to buy it from someone else

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxqpc/water_is_free_until_you_have_to_buy_it_from/ ([deleted])
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Someone could make a lot of money by selling stamps with pictures of mushrooms on them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxoyt/someone_could_make_a_lot_of_money_by_selling/ (Gary_October)
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There's no need to say "big screen TV" anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxoha/theres_no_need_to_say_big_screen_tv_anymore/ (jcd1974)
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It is amazing how many people have started recording at the exact right time

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxoai/it_is_amazing_how_many_people_have_started/ (Biscuits-and-Pancake)
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If people do eventually travel to other planets, and the people on those planets become independent of Earth, then there would eventually be planetary wars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxo8z/if_people_do_eventually_travel_to_other_planets/ (LeggoMyEggo--)
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An introvert would probably enjoy the predicament Bill Murray is in, in the film Groundhog Day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxnzr/an_introvert_would_probably_enjoy_the_predicament/ (akarim5847)
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Fingerprints are human QR codes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxnkg/fingerprints_are_human_qr_codes/ (256Moin256)
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Knitting is handmade 3D printing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxnck/knitting_is_handmade_3d_printing/ (Policeivan)
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You shouldn't be able to hear spaceships in sci-fi films because sound can't travel through space

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxm87/you_shouldnt_be_able_to_hear_spaceships_in_scifi/ (pioverpie)
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If there was to be a draft these days, the results would have to be posted online or in an “amber alert” style message, because most of the fitting people who can be drafted to watch the news on a tv, just online.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxlxx/if_there_was_to_be_a_draft_these_days_the_results/ (Whines90)
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if we kill every human being, we'll solve all humanity problems at once

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxld9/if_we_kill_every_human_being_well_solve_all/ (the-bill-cipher)
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There is a good chance that some of our favorite YouTubers will be drafted into the army if WWIII

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxjra/there_is_a_good_chance_that_some_of_our_favorite/ (AvengerOfDads04)
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Every second you are forgetting something. You just don't remember.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxjdx/every_second_you_are_forgetting_something_you/ (Matty838)
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We instinctively understand facial expressions involving closed eyes, but you never see them in real life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxjda/we_instinctively_understand_facial_expressions/ (AbeilleDeCuivre)
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Selling seashells at the sea shore is a bad businesses idea

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxiv2/selling_seashells_at_the_sea_shore_is_a_bad/ (yveli)
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Die Hard 2 ends on a very cheerful note considering 230 died in that terror attack, they all sure got over those dead brits awfully fast

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxhjy/die_hard_2_ends_on_a_very_cheerful_note/ (finsareluminous)
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People say life without love is nothing. Adding to that love without life is necrophilia.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxhfu/people_say_life_without_love_is_nothing_adding_to/ (YourBlackMom)
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You know someone is a psycho if their favourite 'Friends' character is Ross.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxh8q/you_know_someone_is_a_psycho_if_their_favourite/ (Aurelianshitlist)
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Anyone born before 2007 can put on their resume that they were TIME Person of the Year in 2006.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxh3s/anyone_born_before_2007_can_put_on_their_resume/ ([deleted])
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We’re all born into the same family until we’re told that we’re not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxg9i/were_all_born_into_the_same_family_until_were/ (OaklandHellBent)
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The homepage would probably be slow and choppy as hell if every single post was loaded and displayed at the same time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxfjv/the_homepage_would_probably_be_slow_and_choppy_as/ (NerdWithDreads)
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If you travel near the speed of light in space, the stars in front of you appear more blue (blue shift) and the stars behind you appear more red (red shift), giving the universe a rainbow effect

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxei0/if_you_travel_near_the_speed_of_light_in_space/ (xcpleprechaun)
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New year New war

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxeh1/new_year_new_war/ (TurnUpCharlie)
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The perception of “What the future will be like” (in terms of technology) is always based on the thoughts of a new generation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxe6f/the_perception_of_what_the_future_will_be_like_in/ (Xprt_NoHax)
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When you're driving after midnight, every car behind you is a cop.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxdfk/when_youre_driving_after_midnight_every_car/ (Obi_Wan_Cajones)
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[healthy] relationships are by default friends with benefits

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxd17/healthy_relationships_are_by_default_friends_with/ (StopThatRightNowNig-)
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The younger you are, the more you pretend to be drunk when you aren’t, but the older you are the more you pretend to be sober when you aren’t

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxc2k/the_younger_you_are_the_more_you_pretend_to_be/ ([deleted])
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Maybe there are different Freddies (Freddie Mercury) like there are different Sailors in Sailor Moon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxaxu/maybe_there_are_different_freddies_freddie/ (LucoFries-2003)
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Even with today’s advances in technology, there are probably multiple atomic clocks that are seconds off from each other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxaqb/even_with_todays_advances_in_technology_there_are/ (SmellMyWeenie)
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Evolution wants to create a perfect being in an imperfect universe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxagl/evolution_wants_to_create_a_perfect_being_in_an/ (BdotEscro)
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If even once a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle became awkwardly aroused around April, there would have been a massive scandal that would have been a legend for a thousand years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejxa7h/if_even_once_a_teenage_mutant_ninja_turtle_became/ (DoomedKiblets)
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No matter how cool a stair is, it’s always next level

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejx9ge/no_matter_how_cool_a_stair_is_its_always_next/ ([deleted])
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Most people can't find their best sleeping position because they fell asleep in it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejx8om/most_people_cant_find_their_best_sleeping/ (Knockoff_Sans)
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The original vampires were probably just shy anemics with bad teeth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejx89d/the_original_vampires_were_probably_just_shy/ (mohammedibnakar)
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We are always subconsciously thinking ‘Risk vs Reward’ every second

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejx896/we_are_always_subconsciously_thinking_risk_vs/ ([deleted])
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Imagining someone making contact with you while chugging a plastic water bottle is wildly uncomfortable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejx7ng/imagining_someone_making_contact_with_you_while/ ([deleted])
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Wearing jeans and a flannel shirt in public is a normal outfit. Wearing flannel pajama pants and a denim shirt in public makes people think you’re crazy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejx5gg/wearing_jeans_and_a_flannel_shirt_in_public_is_a/ (cardsfan3471)
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Maybe the rich don't want to pay higher taxes because they are already bribing people in power.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejx5g2/maybe_the_rich_dont_want_to_pay_higher_taxes/ (nurfi)
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Adopted children could say they’re more loved than biological ones because they were certainly chosen and wanted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejx5d8/adopted_children_could_say_theyre_more_loved_than/ ([deleted])
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Being a cleaner at the glitter factory must suck.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejx43h/being_a_cleaner_at_the_glitter_factory_must_suck/ (FeelsLikeForever)
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Most people's lives wouldn't really be affected if they suddenly lost the ability to jump

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejx3of/most_peoples_lives_wouldnt_really_be_affected_if/ ([deleted])
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The fact that healthy food often tastes worse than unhealthy food makes no sense.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejx2k7/the_fact_that_healthy_food_often_tastes_worse/ ([deleted])
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If a country was destroyed/disappeared map making/globe making companies would make millions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejx21h/if_a_country_was_destroyeddisappeared_map/ ([deleted])
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Never seen a zombie with down syndrome

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejx20c/never_seen_a_zombie_with_down_syndrome/ (depression_pills)
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If you are counting up in English then the first time your lips meet is at a million

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejx1pv/if_you_are_counting_up_in_english_then_the_first/ (Patrik4710)
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Most people's lives wouldn't be affected if they suddenly lost the ability to jump

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejx1mv/most_peoples_lives_wouldnt_be_affected_if_they/ ([deleted])
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The mayans disappeared because they all killed each other after realizing they messed up and weren't going to make it off this rock.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejx139/the_mayans_disappeared_because_they_all_killed/ (wellyouknowfrfr)
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The brain named itself, and now is suprised that it named itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejx0qg/the_brain_named_itself_and_now_is_suprised_that/ ([deleted])
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At the point we are most immature and ignorant, we are granted our only cost-free academic opportunity to determine our financial and social standing for the rest of our lives. That's pretty stupid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwzyv/at_the_point_we_are_most_immature_and_ignorant_we/ (GreyFoxNinjaFan)
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People who say there is pending doom coming probably weren’t very optimistic to begin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwzqw/people_who_say_there_is_pending_doom_coming/ (MattOnePointO)
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Boomers only want what’s best for Zoomers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwzm3/boomers_only_want_whats_best_for_zoomers/ ([deleted])
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Given how often your character lives in video games, in most timelines, the good guys never win.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwzi8/given_how_often_your_character_lives_in_video/ (hjh12221)
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Dads are literal lmotherfuckers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwyk8/dads_are_literal_lmotherfuckers/ (wiytrelover)
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We can only hear things that we have seen in the past.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwydu/we_can_only_hear_things_that_we_have_seen_in_the/ (wrukproek)
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If you watched the ball drop in Times Square on live TV, then you were about 7 seconds late in celebrating the new year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwycy/if_you_watched_the_ball_drop_in_times_square_on/ (Triggered_Cephalopod)
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If you think you have seen more traffic incidents than the average person you are probobly good looking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwxjf/if_you_think_you_have_seen_more_traffic_incidents/ (Robhiniho)
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People who feel the need to boast about their personal attributes usually project themselves the opposite

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejww70/people_who_feel_the_need_to_boast_about_their/ (PortalBreaker)
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If everyone had their eggs/sperm saved in a bank, and the people who make it to 100 are whose eggs/sperm we use at fertility clinics we’d increase the human lifespan.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwvs6/if_everyone_had_their_eggssperm_saved_in_a_bank/ (Rambocat1)
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Several years from now, when adults say their parents used to punish them with a switch, their children might think they are talking about the Nintendo Switch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwvf9/several_years_from_now_when_adults_say_their/ (IVIaster222)
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If WW3 does kick off, at least we’ll be able to watch in 1080p.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwvbw/if_ww3_does_kick_off_at_least_well_be_able_to/ (LordHowitzer)
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All the people that saw a terrifying creature from Australia and wanted it to be burned to death now got what they wanted

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwuwx/all_the_people_that_saw_a_terrifying_creature/ (SergeantStroopwafel)
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Maturity is knowing that adult dogs can be just as a adorable as puppies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwut0/maturity_is_knowing_that_adult_dogs_can_be_just/ ([deleted])
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You were lucky enough to not be in a century were there was a rampant plague that killed most of europe or a century where there was constant war with most countries.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwu45/you_were_lucky_enough_to_not_be_in_a_century_were/ (Theunnoticableweeb)
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If there's no sound in space then a fart is technically louder than a supernova explosion

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwtma/if_theres_no_sound_in_space_then_a_fart_is/ (MasterCreatorMarcel)
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You weight more when you breath in

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwtlx/you_weight_more_when_you_breath_in/ (SweKrieg)
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You see a video of someone cave diving with great white sharks... Ever wondered how they get the footage of the people in the cage from out of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwtl7/you_see_a_video_of_someone_cave_diving_with_great/ (YonoPar)
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As soon as an HIV/AIDS cure is found, there will be an explosion of all the other STD

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwt56/as_soon_as_an_hivaids_cure_is_found_there_will_be/ (agiudice)
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When you consider the entire lifespan of the universe, the chance you being alive at any given moment is almost infinitesimal. But "now" is happening right at a moment during which you are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwsvp/when_you_consider_the_entire_lifespan_of_the/ (DystopianDiscoParty)
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It's a good thing there aren't any bedspiders (like a cross between bedbugs and spiders)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwsuy/its_a_good_thing_there_arent_any_bedspiders_like/ (whiskeyandcoke)
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Future civilizations will look back at our posts and think duck is a curse word. Or all ducks are cursed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwshw/future_civilizations_will_look_back_at_our_posts/ (lannabobanna0)
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Lamps in games are using real electricity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejws6o/lamps_in_games_are_using_real_electricity/ (maaaaybenexttime)
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Actors who are playing a scene where they are pretending to be actors who are acting badly in a scene are actually doing a really good job of acting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwrr3/actors_who_are_playing_a_scene_where_they_are/ (5557623)
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Now is a much better time for WWIII because everyone is going to the gym

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwpsj/now_is_a_much_better_time_for_wwiii_because/ (_AguruAguru)
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Squirrels could be secretly plotting to take over the world and dogs are the only thing standing in their way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwplh/squirrels_could_be_secretly_plotting_to_take_over/ (ghrey_inkz)
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There are hundreds of cannonballs lying at the bottom of the ocean that will never be used again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwp2m/there_are_hundreds_of_cannonballs_lying_at_the/ (Mooseman06)
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You have already walked through a cloud, if you have been in fog

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwoyt/you_have_already_walked_through_a_cloud_if_you/ (bmwiedemann)
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Fake news starts with gaslighting your friends first.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwo8d/fake_news_starts_with_gaslighting_your_friends/ ([deleted])
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In real life, engineers are actually designers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwo2o/in_real_life_engineers_are_actually_designers/ (kookoon25)
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Out of 100 people, top 5 percent sounds a lot more impressive than 5th place.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwng0/out_of_100_people_top_5_percent_sounds_a_lot_more/ (EtchysClub)
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When you get a cut on your thumb you will realize that there is a billion dollar market for touch screen compatible band aids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwn4n/when_you_get_a_cut_on_your_thumb_you_will_realize/ (jrgallagher)
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who came up with the idea of saying “hello” every time we answer the phone and why have they spread this to be a thing that every person in the world does now.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwmtm/who_came_up_with_the_idea_of_saying_hello_every/ (SquidwardsFatNose)
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People who enjoy being sad will never feel sad and that gonna make them sad .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwmmu/people_who_enjoy_being_sad_will_never_feel_sad/ (Requiem_01)
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To a cannibal, a jacuzzi is full of soup.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwmfx/to_a_cannibal_a_jacuzzi_is_full_of_soup/ (dvempy)
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We're all born nonbelievers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwm63/were_all_born_nonbelievers/ (Tymcmedic)
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The World might end before the generation that can stop it gets the chance to change it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwlwm/the_world_might_end_before_the_generation_that/ (DutchGameHero)
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Fishtanks and terrariums are private zoos.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwlgt/fishtanks_and_terrariums_are_private_zoos/ (mmancuso14)
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At some point, you woke up with less bones than when you went to sleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwlgm/at_some_point_you_woke_up_with_less_bones_than/ (big-juicy724)
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Two wrongs can make a right, if multiplied together.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwl0i/two_wrongs_can_make_a_right_if_multiplied_together/ (_n3Rd_)
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Dreams are a projection of our imagination so we expirience whatever we imagine in that moment, so we basically are meditating and we almost perfectly imagine stuff that happens and try to rationalize it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwky6/dreams_are_a_projection_of_our_imagination_so_we/ (denchikmed)
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If WW3 happens, students will have more topics to study in history class, especially on tests

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwkkf/if_ww3_happens_students_will_have_more_topics_to/ (QuareKorehaNominimeo)
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A significant amount of humans may have died trying to figure out which food is poisonous and which ones are not over the course of human existence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwkch/a_significant_amount_of_humans_may_have_died/ (dugindeep)
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There is at least one hair in your body that's been with you ever since the day you were born

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwk7p/there_is_at_least_one_hair_in_your_body_thats/ ([deleted])
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Children whose parents put phones/tablets in front of them any time they are out in public will have no memories of the places they went to during childhood.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwjio/children_whose_parents_put_phonestablets_in_front/ (smhothwe17)
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Bad Italian restaurants insult Italian culture, same with any other country

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwiwp/bad_italian_restaurants_insult_italian_culture/ (Woogtsar)
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Dice probably have dots/pips instead of numbers because ancient civilations had vastly different ways of writing numbers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwite/dice_probably_have_dotspips_instead_of_numbers/ (BlueCaracal)
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Maybe you’ve walked past a lot of people and they have discussed how much you look like somebody they know and even took sneaky photos and you will never know anything about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwhxa/maybe_youve_walked_past_a_lot_of_people_and_they/ (ExistentialYurt)
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A washing machine chews dirty clothes and spits out clean clothes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwhre/a_washing_machine_chews_dirty_clothes_and_spits/ ([deleted])
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The crazy people with “the end is near” signs don’t sound too crazy anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwgaz/the_crazy_people_with_the_end_is_near_signs_dont/ (sizz_lorrrr)
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at one point in cremation, the human is perfectly cooked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwfln/at_one_point_in_cremation_the_human_is_perfectly/ (fifiisnice)
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There are people that claim to know what happens when you die, but no one will ever be able to claim to know what’s beyond the observable universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwfbl/there_are_people_that_claim_to_know_what_happens/ (Fiek8)
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The world ending because of asteroid crash or natural disasters suddenly seem way less scarier and devastating than it ending because of poor leadership and unnecessary wars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwf05/the_world_ending_because_of_asteroid_crash_or/ (Mr_Rhaego)
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For being creatures who hold such high value on sneakiness, cats sure are cunts when it comes to not blowing your cover.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwei8/for_being_creatures_who_hold_such_high_value_on/ (TheFlightlessPenguin)
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If there is a WWIII, we will get to see each other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwee5/if_there_is_a_wwiii_we_will_get_to_see_each_other/ (just_another_memer_)
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If alternate universes where litterally anything is possible exist, that kid from Xbox live fucked your mom in at least one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwe35/if_alternate_universes_where_litterally_anything/ (darkmin7125)
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Somehow, we've managed to establish what this decade is going to be like in the first 3 days.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwduj/somehow_weve_managed_to_establish_what_this/ (Nicholas-Pressey)
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The world wants peace, it's only the governments that want to go to war.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwdnj/the_world_wants_peace_its_only_the_governments/ (Comm4nd0)
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The moment that you hit 1 million dollars net worth, you are officially the poorest millionaire in the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejwcbb/the_moment_that_you_hit_1_million_dollars_net/ (nradiz)
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When your muscles are sore after a new or intense workout, it’s your body’s version of “installing updates...please wait”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejw9ya/when_your_muscles_are_sore_after_a_new_or_intense/ (bobbiscotti)
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Parents use their children for business. They invest in kid's schools so that the children will take care of them in the future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejw8g4/parents_use_their_children_for_business_they/ (azazeltheangel)
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After a supernova, a lot of planets are suddenly left without a new year's eve

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejw877/after_a_supernova_a_lot_of_planets_are_suddenly/ (Barndar7)
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To be able to this site, you must have peed at least 28470 times in your life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejw78s/to_be_able_to_this_site_you_must_have_peed_at/ ([deleted])
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As a kid, wasted time is annoying because it’s boring. As an adult, wasted time is annoying because you have important things you could have done with that time

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejw6bg/as_a_kid_wasted_time_is_annoying_because_its/ (sPiCy_MeMeR64)
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Someone may have stopped the time, but we haven't noticed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejw5ps/someone_may_have_stopped_the_time_but_we_havent/ (vili_sinkkonen)
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Men have bold accents and women have italic accents.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejw560/men_have_bold_accents_and_women_have_italic/ ([deleted])
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Snapping your hand is another form of one-handed clapping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejw4mf/snapping_your_hand_is_another_form_of_onehanded/ (Si3uDrAg0n)
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Maybe plants are really farming us, giving us oxygen until we eventually expire and turn into mulch which they can consume.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejw41a/maybe_plants_are_really_farming_us_giving_us/ (vili_sinkkonen)
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Having people drive you around town is a sign of being really rich or really poor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejw2fl/having_people_drive_you_around_town_is_a_sign_of/ (churniglow)
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You can live the rest of your life without eating, drinking, and breathing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejw22e/you_can_live_the_rest_of_your_life_without_eating/ (AvaintusLeona)
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We are technically living in the past as we process light through our eyes and events are already happening before our eyes process them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejw1td/we_are_technically_living_in_the_past_as_we/ (Unreal_Meme)
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Vision is the only sense you can disable on demand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejw1tc/vision_is_the_only_sense_you_can_disable_on_demand/ (Damnsalot)
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A hotdog is a taco until it rips and becomes a sandwich.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejw1c6/a_hotdog_is_a_taco_until_it_rips_and_becomes_a/ ([deleted])
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It is not a co incidence that there are US military bases on either side of Iran

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvzug/it_is_not_a_co_incidence_that_there_are_us/ (Between_3_and_twenty)
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Queen Elisabeth II. is probably the last british Queen you will see in your lifetime

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvzo9/queen_elisabeth_ii_is_probably_the_last_british/ (Mrampelmann)
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We are great scarecrows. But the problem is that, our enemies are not just a bunch of sparrows or crows!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvzh4/we_are_great_scarecrows_but_the_problem_is_that/ ([deleted])
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If Earth had two moons, there would probably be some corny sayings about how they're long lost lovers constantly searching for each other in the sky.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvzep/if_earth_had_two_moons_there_would_probably_be/ (Nin999)
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We can live our entire life without breathing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvymm/we_can_live_our_entire_life_without_breathing/ ([deleted])
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With all of the WW3 talk going on, at least Bethesda has lots of content for fallout 5.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvx0w/with_all_of_the_ww3_talk_going_on_at_least/ (Figerox)
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Water is so 3D these days

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvwwd/water_is_so_3d_these_days/ ([deleted])
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If cancer was an infectious disease, it would probably be the virus that wipes out the human race.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvvsp/if_cancer_was_an_infectious_disease_it_would/ (rokusvdplas)
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There is absolutely no way of telling if she is into you or just being nice without asking out directly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvvi3/there_is_absolutely_no_way_of_telling_if_she_is/ (Enguzelharf)
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Stupid people and really smart people are the hardest to win an argument against

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvvfm/stupid_people_and_really_smart_people_are_the/ ([deleted])
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Gandalf is the typical bad influencing friend to Bilbo "You're life is boring man, let's go steal smth"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvv10/gandalf_is_the_typical_bad_influencing_friend_to/ (Giltiti)
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You can speak any tongue twister in your mind without stammering a single time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvuz1/you_can_speak_any_tongue_twister_in_your_mind/ ([deleted])
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People are forced to waste their youth at school.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvuso/people_are_forced_to_waste_their_youth_at_school/ (TheWizardOfAus-)
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some people are friends with spies and they don't know it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvu9n/some_people_are_friends_with_spies_and_they_dont/ (420EverGreen)
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The idea of knocking on someone's door that doesn't know you are coming over made way more sense in the past, before you could text them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvslf/the_idea_of_knocking_on_someones_door_that_doesnt/ (ttw206)
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The amount of physical and mental illness is going to skyrocket if there's a draft implemented.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvr7i/the_amount_of_physical_and_mental_illness_is/ (AGroovyGator)
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If you twist your cock 180 degrees while peeing, the pee drops won't drip down onto your fingers at the end

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvr0a/if_you_twist_your_cock_180_degrees_while_peeing/ (IceCold81)
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Your heartbeat is counting down the time you have left to live

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvqsv/your_heartbeat_is_counting_down_the_time_you_have/ (Eremika2004)
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If you would still date your boyfriend/girlfriend after he/she becomes 10 times bigger or 10 times smaller, it is true love.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvqby/if_you_would_still_date_your_boyfriendgirlfriend/ ([deleted])
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If someone took a blurry picture of a 'UFO' people would say it too blurry that it's something else but if there was a clear picture of a 'UFO' people would say its photoshoped.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvqbk/if_someone_took_a_blurry_picture_of_a_ufo_people/ (IDontKnow798)
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In a zombie apocalypse, India would probably be the safest place since they cremate their dead

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvpot/in_a_zombie_apocalypse_india_would_probably_be/ (shawnwasim)
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Only after a nasty breakup do you realise how many songs are about relationships.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvp8e/only_after_a_nasty_breakup_do_you_realise_how/ ([deleted])
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The '5 Seconds Rule' also applies to your hand

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvp4c/the_5_seconds_rule_also_applies_to_your_hand/ (LookItsMatt)
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Skin is probably the most skin-tight clothing that has ever existed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvocr/skin_is_probably_the_most_skintight_clothing_that/ (MyDadIsAPomegranate)
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Fry lived in 3 millenia, as he fell in the freezer after midnight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvmob/fry_lived_in_3_millenia_as_he_fell_in_the_freezer/ (Vitolar8)
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We are always water cooling our smartphones when we hold onto them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvmlu/we_are_always_water_cooling_our_smartphones_when/ (Leon_1710)
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The idea of getting dressed up is so much more appealing than actually getting dressed up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvmd5/the_idea_of_getting_dressed_up_is_so_much_more/ (ihavethebestmarriage)
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People who are deaf from birth would have nothing to base subtitle off of

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvkyv/people_who_are_deaf_from_birth_would_have_nothing/ (ChineseEggroll)
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Pet dogs chew up footwear because they don't want owners to leave them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvkuv/pet_dogs_chew_up_footwear_because_they_dont_want/ (suraj_shaha_09)
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In movies when they defeat the businessman/politician who was secretly the bad guy, they always show him getting arrested when in real life he would probably get away with it through bribery and nepotism.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvkou/in_movies_when_they_defeat_the/ (Ranky8764)
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Staying alive is all about not dying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvk7m/staying_alive_is_all_about_not_dying/ (MyDadIsAPomegranate)
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If humans start traveling through space we'd probably get pulled over for going a certain amount of miles per second over instead of miles per hour

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvje9/if_humans_start_traveling_through_space_wed/ ([deleted])
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If Childhood is a free trial then continuing to live with your parents is creating a new account to regain the free trial.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvj0q/if_childhood_is_a_free_trial_then_continuing_to/ (LegitRenegade)
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Technically. In video games you're the bad guy to the majority

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvixs/technically_in_video_games_youre_the_bad_guy_to/ (Tospsy)
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Every character in your dreams have your knowledge

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvib5/every_character_in_your_dreams_have_your_knowledge/ ([deleted])
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The human digestive tube is open on the two ends making us something like a torus/donut. The food we eat is never 'inside' us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvi97/the_human_digestive_tube_is_open_on_the_two_ends/ (shadeck)
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Because pi is irrational, there's a part in it with an infinite row of any number, pi's infinity contains an infinite amount of other infinities.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvi1e/because_pi_is_irrational_theres_a_part_in_it_with/ (danh8569)
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Maybe divorces are getting more common because a “life long commitment” keeps getting longer as science and technology advance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvhxs/maybe_divorces_are_getting_more_common_because_a/ ([deleted])
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We could all be stuck in an infinite time loop without knowing a thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvhtc/we_could_all_be_stuck_in_an_infinite_time_loop/ (3katsiMe)
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Over heating our food and drinks is a form of squandering.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvhrq/over_heating_our_food_and_drinks_is_a_form_of/ (Bitcatalog)
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When you have curly hair there is a period when the length is the same as your pubes, thus making it hard to determine what kinda hair is in your food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvhqb/when_you_have_curly_hair_there_is_a_period_when/ (jerryattrix)
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It’s possible you’re always copying something. Any idea you have, someone before you could already have it, so your entire life you can spend living in copying someone, you didn’t even know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvhpe/its_possible_youre_always_copying_something_any/ (Anna-Hruskova)
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A K/D in decimal isn't possible in real life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvgtl/a_kd_in_decimal_isnt_possible_in_real_life/ (KIRAvenousLion)
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There is a good chance that we already have a couple of actual time travelers living among us considering how humans continue to advance in science at a very fast pace

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvgcy/there_is_a_good_chance_that_we_already_have_a/ (ariglgn)
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The Matrix might be cooler if its virtual world is the Harry Potter world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvg7y/the_matrix_might_be_cooler_if_its_virtual_world/ ([deleted])
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When riding The Dodgems at a fair/theme park, most people soul purpose is to crash into another person rather than 'dodge'.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvg2t/when_riding_the_dodgems_at_a_fairtheme_park_most/ (sh4rkii)
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If you think about it, the present is also the future and the past (from the perspective of the people in the future)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvfs0/if_you_think_about_it_the_present_is_also_the/ (RobinL123)
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We're all born atheist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejve57/were_all_born_atheist/ (AVeryGrimReaper)
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Verbal fights in sign language are the quietest and fastest ( asl/other sign language being signed really fast)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejve4u/verbal_fights_in_sign_language_are_the_quietest/ (peterprkr98-)
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A shovel is literally groundbreaking technology.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejve4h/a_shovel_is_literally_groundbreaking_technology/ (Aansh01)
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Everyone always used to worry about an invasion from Mars, but now we are the ones doing the invading.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvdh0/everyone_always_used_to_worry_about_an_invasion/ (Tuxmando)
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If you think about it: Buying flowers for your significant other is really sadistic. They cut off their limbs, sell it to you and then you try to keep them alive as long as possible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvd8h/if_you_think_about_it_buying_flowers_for_your/ ([deleted])
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In video games your the bad guy to the majority

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvbne/in_video_games_your_the_bad_guy_to_the_majority/ ([deleted])
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They could make accurate maps of enemy cities in video games to train soldiers by gaining a familiarity with the locations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvblf/they_could_make_accurate_maps_of_enemy_cities_in/ (happy_go_lucky_scamp)
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Some guy probably just jacked off to another man without even knowing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvasy/some_guy_probably_just_jacked_off_to_another_man/ (Poke_card)
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We're all born atheist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvask/were_all_born_atheist/ (AVeryGrimReaper)
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People can’t watch full movies because blinking exists

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvakk/people_cant_watch_full_movies_because_blinking/ ([deleted])
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There aren’t many well-known things that happened in the year 2000

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejvaf8/there_arent_many_wellknown_things_that_happened/ (Berleeen)
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Irrespective of what language we speak, pictures, music or any form of art evokes almost the same feeling in all of us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejva2f/irrespective_of_what_language_we_speak_pictures/ (tarantulator)
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Ads in the near future will just become a reminder that you talk about a product too much.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejv9rb/ads_in_the_near_future_will_just_become_a/ (jeromelyn)
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Walking up a broken escalator seems to take more energy than just normal stairs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejv9jd/walking_up_a_broken_escalator_seems_to_take_more/ (ExistentialYurt)
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If you look at your life like a timeline, you’ve already started dying since birth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejv8tx/if_you_look_at_your_life_like_a_timeline_youve/ (N00BN00N)
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After going to the toilet, a quick dip of the fingers under the tap and then using a hand dryer probably just spreads and boosts the growth of any bacterial colony. Better off not bothering at all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejv801/after_going_to_the_toilet_a_quick_dip_of_the/ ([deleted])
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If a dog is a drug sniffing dog can the dog get high from drugs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejv79e/if_a_dog_is_a_drug_sniffing_dog_can_the_dog_get/ (Oponik)
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You won't be able to read text without that little voice in your head that narrates what you see.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejv77q/you_wont_be_able_to_read_text_without_that_little/ ([deleted])
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Our future selves have probably come back in time and fixed a lot of the mistakes we've made.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejv75s/our_future_selves_have_probably_come_back_in_time/ (ProHydra)
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When you "meet" someones newborn baby, you're actually just getting shown a baby.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejv6yr/when_you_meet_someones_newborn_baby_youre/ (Topsy_Turve)
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Deaf roommates must make a lot of noise at night since they don’t know how loud some things are, like closing doors or moving plates.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejv6xa/deaf_roommates_must_make_a_lot_of_noise_at_night/ (MossGnome)
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WWIII will probably the most joked war of this generation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejv69i/wwiii_will_probably_the_most_joked_war_of_this/ ([deleted])
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The more people that have easy to guess pin numbers, the safer everyone else's phones are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejv55d/the_more_people_that_have_easy_to_guess_pin/ (AcHeApPsU)
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One day, there'll be an expiration date that doesn't actually expire because the world itself will end before that.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejv51c/one_day_therell_be_an_expiration_date_that_doesnt/ (PokerFist)
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It will be difficult to join halfway through when you're the country that started WW3.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejv4yy/it_will_be_difficult_to_join_halfway_through_when/ ([deleted])
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What are the odds that at any given time, somewhere in the world, the Bee Movie is playing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejv3qg/what_are_the_odds_that_at_any_given_time/ (mantistobogganxo)
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If a girl swallows your nut it counts as cannibalism.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejv3b8/if_a_girl_swallows_your_nut_it_counts_as/ (AlphaNinerGamer)
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Everyone is created equal, most of us just invested in the wrong skill points.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejv34t/everyone_is_created_equal_most_of_us_just/ ([deleted])
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WW3 talks just gave standup comedy a new subject to talk about

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejv30p/ww3_talks_just_gave_standup_comedy_a_new_subject/ (dotcomslashwhatever)
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We will have to specify the planet when sending mail in the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejv30b/we_will_have_to_specify_the_planet_when_sending/ (guitarman90)
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When rebingeing Brooklen Nine Nine all your doing is waiting for Jake and Amy to get together

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejv2vc/when_rebingeing_brooklen_nine_nine_all_your_doing/ ([deleted])
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Interstate billboards advertising personal injury attorneys are by-design intended do divert eyes from the road while moving at high speeds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejv2dc/interstate_billboards_advertising_personal_injury/ (nickbmd)
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There is a peak in everyone's life where afterwards things can never be better

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejv22f/there_is_a_peak_in_everyones_life_where/ (ThatGuyTom12345)
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G O D technically exists

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejv1sj/g_o_d_technically_exists/ (Nhymonic)
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We're too lazy to run in real life, and too lazy to walk in video games.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejv1b6/were_too_lazy_to_run_in_real_life_and_too_lazy_to/ ([deleted])
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Historically, there has never actually been an empty room.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejv1aa/historically_there_has_never_actually_been_an/ (LM17K)
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The Cold War was just WWII dlc

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejv0xs/the_cold_war_was_just_wwii_dlc/ (Inked_squid)
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Some people have traveled a further distance in video games than in real life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejuz0x/some_people_have_traveled_a_further_distance_in/ (ratedcargo1)
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A broken electrical toothbrush is s toothbrush.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejuyj2/a_broken_electrical_toothbrush_is_s_toothbrush/ (schalk81)
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People in World war 1 didn’t knew it was World war 1

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejuy3h/people_in_world_war_1_didnt_knew_it_was_world_war/ (Dimul_LP)
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Having no phone is better than having a phone with no charge

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejuxqs/having_no_phone_is_better_than_having_a_phone/ (flappyducky)
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Whenever someone thinks outside the box, the box grows bigger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejuxkx/whenever_someone_thinks_outside_the_box_the_box/ (ReasonableFringe)
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WW3 will probably bring about a new array of technological advancements, similarly to how WW1&2 did.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejux2g/ww3_will_probably_bring_about_a_new_array_of/ (xCosmicHunterx)
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When Obi-Wan Kenobi said to luke "these blast points, too accurate for Sandpeople. Only Imperial stormtroopers are so precise." he was being sarcastic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejuwok/when_obiwan_kenobi_said_to_luke_these_blast/ (Harlan393)
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Your mind is capable of imagining things you can't even imagine imagining.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejuwdv/your_mind_is_capable_of_imagining_things_you_cant/ (Gang_StarrWoT)
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If you ate your own tongue, you wouldn’t know what it tasted like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejutut/if_you_ate_your_own_tongue_you_wouldnt_know_what/ ([deleted])
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if toothpaste wasn't flavored it would taste like any other chemical cleaner

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejutfl/if_toothpaste_wasnt_flavored_it_would_taste_like/ (bumbo-boy)
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We colonised Mars with the bacteria on the vehicles we’ve sent there

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejusxm/we_colonised_mars_with_the_bacteria_on_the/ (JurrasicdankPark)
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The notebook increases it's weight slightly after you write on it and the pen becomes lighter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejusv4/the_notebook_increases_its_weight_slightly_after/ (suraj_shaha_09)
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Iran could nuke Yellowstone. Two for the price of one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejurvw/iran_could_nuke_yellowstone_two_for_the_price_of/ ([deleted])
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In video games, "You are the only hope" only because you respawn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejurhd/in_video_games_you_are_the_only_hope_only_because/ (iambertan)
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Einstein said time is relative, so your boss can never know for sure if you're late for work

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejurbq/einstein_said_time_is_relative_so_your_boss_can/ (Gopu1234)
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It’s a great perk if you work at Ferrari and get a company car

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejur54/its_a_great_perk_if_you_work_at_ferrari_and_get_a/ (Dashover)
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When someone famous in a social network does a face reveal and it wasn’t the face you expected it’s probably because your brain created a face though their voice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejur0f/when_someone_famous_in_a_social_network_does_a/ (DarkVeneno)
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It’s the bottom-of-the-crop dumb guys that go to prison. The real monsters are the ones that know how to get away with crimes and live in society.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejuqt7/its_the_bottomofthecrop_dumb_guys_that_go_to/ ([deleted])
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Humans, robots and dogs are all being sent to kill humans thousands of miles away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejuq8q/humans_robots_and_dogs_are_all_being_sent_to_kill/ (timetravelwasreal)
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If someone in Dubai peed at escape velocity they could pee in the mouth of someone in LA

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejuq3y/if_someone_in_dubai_peed_at_escape_velocity_they/ ([deleted])
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The current human population consists primarily of the offspring of epidemic survivors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejupre/the_current_human_population_consists_primarily/ (Jaymedeee)
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That one password you use for everything could be exactly the same as someone else's and you'd probably never know

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejupa2/that_one_password_you_use_for_everything_could_be/ (2xdropper)
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Rain is water that meagerly tried to get away from the Earth but suddenly realized the gravity of the situation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejuob9/rain_is_water_that_meagerly_tried_to_get_away/ ([deleted])
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We only know what robots sound like cause we make them in our image

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejunm0/we_only_know_what_robots_sound_like_cause_we_make/ (gamer-moment-27)
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Nothing like the word Nonce for contrasting meanings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejunhc/nothing_like_the_word_nonce_for_contrasting/ (Fookin_ell)
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If there were plagues the past few centuries, WW3 nukes could cause a zombie apocalypse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejumz9/if_there_were_plagues_the_past_few_centuries_ww3/ (DaUltimateMemelord)
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Any digital art is technically pixel art

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejumn4/any_digital_art_is_technically_pixel_art/ (Nimfodder)
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Eating humans would fix world hunger and overpopulation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejumf7/eating_humans_would_fix_world_hunger_and/ (memenade-)
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People on the ISS might witness WW3 happening without being able to do anything about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejum88/people_on_the_iss_might_witness_ww3_happening/ (nightking_ow)
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If you die you are literally grounded for life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejulej/if_you_die_you_are_literally_grounded_for_life/ (Reptilligator)
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Fun game to play with a crush instead of asking questions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejuld1/fun_game_to_play_with_a_crush_instead_of_asking/ (skidaddle_MrPoodle)
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The shitest thing is to take a shit after you wake up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejulc9/the_shitest_thing_is_to_take_a_shit_after_you/ (hatem317)
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Cheese is zombie milk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejul5k/cheese_is_zombie_milk/ (anonymus_pizza)
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Your real friends are the ones that are not muted on WhatsApp

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejuknw/your_real_friends_are_the_ones_that_are_not_muted/ (KKScylla)
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Clocks are the portals between the 3rd and 4th dimension

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejuk5r/clocks_are_the_portals_between_the_3rd_and_4th/ (Juhasz1212)
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We are closer to 2030 than we are 2010...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejuk28/we_are_closer_to_2030_than_we_are_2010/ (yardenaf)
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The number of women in the world who married foreign men is exactly the same number of men who married foreign women

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejujkv/the_number_of_women_in_the_world_who_married/ (Fahad97azawi)
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“Fancy” is the least fancy word

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejujjt/fancy_is_the_least_fancy_word/ (diggyschitz)
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People spend lots of time in their homes trying to make it look like no one lives there

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejujb4/people_spend_lots_of_time_in_their_homes_trying/ ([deleted])
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Cute Dogs & cats photos on internet are market strategy made by Dog & Cat so human's adopt them and they get free food & care for lifetime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejuj4v/cute_dogs_cats_photos_on_internet_are_market/ (Satyampanchal)
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You are always living in the timeline where you made the right choice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejuj0q/you_are_always_living_in_the_timeline_where_you/ (BadTimingHyena)
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The sensor flush inventor was definitely a sit wiper.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejuiv5/the_sensor_flush_inventor_was_definitely_a_sit/ (334322145)
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The lines "It takes two to make a thing go right, it takes two to make it out of sight" could be about getting away with murder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejuh5o/the_lines_it_takes_two_to_make_a_thing_go_right/ (DuckDuck95)
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Death is probably the same experience as pre-life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejugu2/death_is_probably_the_same_experience_as_prelife/ (MasterVVS)
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Refrigerators with transparent doors can solve our lot of problems.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejugpf/refrigerators_with_transparent_doors_can_solve/ ([deleted])
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When you say 'just a sec' you are almost always lying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejufbd/when_you_say_just_a_sec_you_are_almost_always/ (leggenboy)
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It’s actually possible to untie a balloon, but it seems impossible!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejuf2p/its_actually_possible_to_untie_a_balloon_but_it/ (bAllinh0)
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Some ancient emperors might feel frustrated if they knew that everything they built will become tourist attractions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejuf0w/some_ancient_emperors_might_feel_frustrated_if/ ([deleted])
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Whoever said, “You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar” never took into consideration that everybody hates flies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejueqj/whoever_said_you_catch_more_flies_with_honey_than/ (akarim5847)
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If you do a cartwheel, the world revolves around you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejuec1/if_you_do_a_cartwheel_the_world_revolves_around/ (EVOSexyBeast)
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You gotta wonder what percentage of Jedi followed Ahsoka Tano’s path of becoming an “independent Jedi” of sorts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejubwc/you_gotta_wonder_what_percentage_of_jedi_followed/ (Zytharros)
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All the teenagers and people in their 20s are making "nervous laughter" jokes about the draft. This is how millennials felt on 9/12/2001.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejubvx/all_the_teenagers_and_people_in_their_20s_are/ (liamemsa)
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What would there be if the universe didn't exist ? Nothing, but really nothing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejubsd/what_would_there_be_if_the_universe_didnt_exist/ (SexyGenguButt)
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with all the steam from our showers, the govt could be gassing us out without our knowledge

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejubpg/with_all_the_steam_from_our_showers_the_govt/ (rainyfarrrelll)
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Humanity is such a dengerous virus that it kills itself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejubmv/humanity_is_such_a_dengerous_virus_that_it_kills/ (Lavi1011)
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Every single lifestyle is bad since it leads to your eventual death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejubmh/every_single_lifestyle_is_bad_since_it_leads_to/ (Suslike)
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All measurement units are never exact

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejubcx/all_measurement_units_are_never_exact/ (AdiSeptiana25)
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Magnets are really cool when you think about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejub6n/magnets_are_really_cool_when_you_think_about_it/ (willow_tyber)
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If a random person sees you doing something you don’t normally do, they’ll never know you don’t normally do that

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejuakg/if_a_random_person_sees_you_doing_something_you/ (ratowner)
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Hangman doesn’t exist until he’s dead

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejuaji/hangman_doesnt_exist_until_hes_dead/ (diggyschitz)
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Everybody knows that we need sleep, but nobody knows why do we sleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejuabn/everybody_knows_that_we_need_sleep_but_nobody/ ([deleted])
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A carousel is a horizontal ferris wheel

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eju9b7/a_carousel_is_a_horizontal_ferris_wheel/ ([deleted])
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Black mirror is all about ruining human lives by using advanced technologies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eju898/black_mirror_is_all_about_ruining_human_lives_by/ ([deleted])
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It's totally normal to run in video games, but totally strange to run in real life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eju86e/its_totally_normal_to_run_in_video_games_but/ ([deleted])
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Facial recognition devices couldnt be used in the Harry Potter world because even kids can make a potion to make them look like anyone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eju7w5/facial_recognition_devices_couldnt_be_used_in_the/ (HerbieJoe)
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When you buy a case of beer for a homeless guy you’re cutting out the middleman

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eju7fg/when_you_buy_a_case_of_beer_for_a_homeless_guy/ (Dashover)
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It's strange that we still celebrate occasions like birthdays and weddings with cake. A century ago the ingredients might have been seen as a luxury but that's no longer the case.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eju7ef/its_strange_that_we_still_celebrate_occasions/ (CunningLemur88)
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Mango and salmon are made out of the same stuff.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eju7e2/mango_and_salmon_are_made_out_of_the_same_stuff/ (diggyschitz)
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Plants farm us by giving us oxygen and when we die they will use us as food for them selfs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eju6oc/plants_farm_us_by_giving_us_oxygen_and_when_we/ (Ro-Duck)
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1978 is as far away as 2062

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eju6be/1978_is_as_far_away_as_2062/ (Ncc0780)
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This will be the First World War that Germany isn’t blamed for starting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eju6a3/this_will_be_the_first_world_war_that_germany/ (Bnj43)
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A decade is ending every second because a decade is 10 years no matter the starting date.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eju5fa/a_decade_is_ending_every_second_because_a_decade/ ([deleted])
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The Krusty Krab's interior is themed after vehicles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eju5am/the_krusty_krabs_interior_is_themed_after_vehicles/ (Gone4Gaming)
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A zombie outbreak could be prevented if people were buried with their shoelaces tied together.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eju53d/a_zombie_outbreak_could_be_prevented_if_people/ (akarim5847)
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If you gain enough experience with a manual transmission, your motions will become automatic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eju4s3/if_you_gain_enough_experience_with_a_manual/ (DArmoKan)
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We believe what we believe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eju463/we_believe_what_we_believe/ (Starski09)
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All the water that is stored and stashed away in bottles and tanks is contributing to the global lack of water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eju3td/all_the_water_that_is_stored_and_stashed_away_in/ (xPlacentapede)
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When cats get stuck in trees to long.. that’s where owls come from

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eju3ra/when_cats_get_stuck_in_trees_to_long_thats_where/ (diggyschitz)
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You can take any letter from "boats" and still have a word

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eju33x/you_can_take_any_letter_from_boats_and_still_have/ ([deleted])
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You spend more on the popcorn than on the movie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eju2oy/you_spend_more_on_the_popcorn_than_on_the_movie/ (maaannoj)
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At some point in human history, a serial killer has most likely served as a juror in the trial of another serial killer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eju2av/at_some_point_in_human_history_a_serial_killer/ (BobDolesAnalFissures)
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The more you stutter, the faster your thoughts are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eju1jc/the_more_you_stutter_the_faster_your_thoughts_are/ (Punthai27)
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Some drugs make people anxious because under its influence they become more self-aware of their anxieties

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eju0h9/some_drugs_make_people_anxious_because_under_its/ (rrrr_reubs)
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No one in their right mind would want to be left handed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eju0cb/no_one_in_their_right_mind_would_want_to_be_left/ (Dashover)
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Swimming is a method that land animals use to keep from drowning but humans turned it into a sport.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eju04m/swimming_is_a_method_that_land_animals_use_to/ (DarthStevis)
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You never think of turning 27 as coming with any perks, until there is a draft.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eju01s/you_never_think_of_turning_27_as_coming_with_any/ (Conner98359)
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The majority of all the men and women working out at the gym are mostly working towards the same common goal.. A sexy female body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtzqy/the_majority_of_all_the_men_and_women_working_out/ (akarim5847)
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The amount of times our game characters die symbolises just how many bad decisions we make

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtzmw/the_amount_of_times_our_game_characters_die/ (FakeAce1804)
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Airport security checks only happen when you leave a country

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtzhr/airport_security_checks_only_happen_when_you/ (thevihiman)
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Throughout History, Miniature idols of deities and Kings were really just collectible action figures.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtyxt/throughout_history_miniature_idols_of_deities_and/ (Joltstar)
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A couple being in a relationship purely based on attractiveness is realistic but considered bad writing in fiction

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejty9d/a_couple_being_in_a_relationship_purely_based_on/ (delitomatoes)
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The AR platform rifle chambered in 50 cal beowulf has unlocked a new level of resistance to ever being drafted

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejty41/the_ar_platform_rifle_chambered_in_50_cal_beowulf/ (MyNameIsMerc)
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It's only warcrimes if you lose

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtxz9/its_only_warcrimes_if_you_lose/ ([deleted])
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Chewbacca might be Gay and we wouldn't know

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtxog/chewbacca_might_be_gay_and_we_wouldnt_know/ (Theo_Asleep)
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All music is quarter notes of varying tempos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtxh4/all_music_is_quarter_notes_of_varying_tempos/ (pinkrazorscooter)
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Nobody in the history of cartoons has ever eaten scrambled eggs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtvxc/nobody_in_the_history_of_cartoons_has_ever_eaten/ (GoodLifeIII)
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When comparing "cost of production per second" of all the free videos you can watch on the internet, ads are probably the highest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtvk1/when_comparing_cost_of_production_per_second_of/ (a20180205p)
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If ww3 happens we’ll have another baby boom after the war.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtve2/if_ww3_happens_well_have_another_baby_boom_after/ (Cream_Filled_Melon)
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A picture is a still gif

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtuz1/a_picture_is_a_still_gif/ (pewlox_23)
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Our phones go into sleep mode more than most students

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtuup/our_phones_go_into_sleep_mode_more_than_most/ (isaacthehedgehog)
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When we masterbate about past sexual experiences, we never include the past times we’ve masterbated.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtu52/when_we_masterbate_about_past_sexual_experiences/ (akarim5847)
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Cats lead a double life. One in the day with their owner and one at night when they sneak about

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtu3k/cats_lead_a_double_life_one_in_the_day_with_their/ (KOOTSTHEHOOTS)
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The person who invented marriage was a locksmith

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejttu1/the_person_who_invented_marriage_was_a_locksmith/ (Dashover)
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Foot fungus on a handicapped Person must be 100 times worse

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtt6k/foot_fungus_on_a_handicapped_person_must_be_100/ (Dashover)
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It's impossible to see yourself blink in a mirror

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtsv4/its_impossible_to_see_yourself_blink_in_a_mirror/ ([deleted])
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Calling someone beautiful is a compliment, while also pointing out that there are people out there you consider ugly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtsnz/calling_someone_beautiful_is_a_compliment_while/ (smedsterwho)
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If you want to learn about rich people, study history, if you want to learn about poor people, study archaeology!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtqog/if_you_want_to_learn_about_rich_people_study/ (KarmaWhore97)
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2004 was a very impacting year of animation and video games.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtqm6/2004_was_a_very_impacting_year_of_animation_and/ (CRAVING-4-KRAVEN)
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Having super hearing is ASMR for normal people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtpqp/having_super_hearing_is_asmr_for_normal_people/ (JustJ0shingAround)
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In the Star Wars universe, do pilots have keys/a remote, a biological signal, or a button on the outside of their ship? Or is the door always just left open

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtpk2/in_the_star_wars_universe_do_pilots_have_keysa/ (Tempes074)
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In evolution, the fittest survive but now, the most successful people are generally unhappy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtos4/in_evolution_the_fittest_survive_but_now_the_most/ ([deleted])
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In 2019, over two thirds of the world's marsupials live in Australia, this wildfire is likely to go on until march; prepare to see a sizable reduction in this percentage once the fires are done.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtoob/in_2019_over_two_thirds_of_the_worlds_marsupials/ (Party-of-fun)
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A true AMA is only as good as it's submitted questions but a real AMA is only as good as it's subject

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejto7y/a_true_ama_is_only_as_good_as_its_submitted/ (HookedOnFenix)
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A quarter of prevention is worth a dollar of cure

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtnyp/a_quarter_of_prevention_is_worth_a_dollar_of_cure/ (Servicemaster)
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If a fisherman dreams about fishing he is living the dream

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtnso/if_a_fisherman_dreams_about_fishing_he_is_living/ (Dashover)
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Technology used to be an escape from life, now life is an escape from technology, and soon they will be the same thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtnma/technology_used_to_be_an_escape_from_life_now/ (Potatohead272)
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The time that a broken analog clock displays, shows its time of death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtnlv/the_time_that_a_broken_analog_clock_displays/ (The_Kendawg)
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There seems to be a lot of posts about how there was someone who saw you and regretted not talking to you, but also remember there’s always someone who met you and wishes they didn’t, there are always two sides

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtn2n/there_seems_to_be_a_lot_of_posts_about_how_there/ (Potatohead272)
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A child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel the warmth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtn01/a_child_who_is_not_embraced_by_the_village_will/ (KarmaWhore97)
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The person who came up with Napalm was playing with fire

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtmvz/the_person_who_came_up_with_napalm_was_playing/ (Dashover)
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Someone thought that baking pasteurized fruit in an oven was a good idea

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtmcn/someone_thought_that_baking_pasteurized_fruit_in/ (NormalStockPhoto)
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Working smarter, not harder is definitely true for making money

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtm2m/working_smarter_not_harder_is_definitely_true_for/ ([deleted])
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Accomplishing something you didn’t plan towards or even ever really set out to do is enormously less nerve wracking than working towards a specific goal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtlqn/accomplishing_something_you_didnt_plan_towards_or/ (akarim5847)
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The older David Bowie's "Five Years" gets, the closer it is to becoming a reality.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtljp/the_older_david_bowies_five_years_gets_the_closer/ (mozgw4)
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When goats want to procreate do they get horny

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtlal/when_goats_want_to_procreate_do_they_get_horny/ (Dashover)
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McDonald's missed an opportunity in 1985 & 2015 not calling one of their burgers a Chicken McFly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtl4c/mcdonalds_missed_an_opportunity_in_1985_2015_not/ (bishslap)
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The creator of the concept of New Years Eve probably dropped a ball on their foot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtj0s/the_creator_of_the_concept_of_new_years_eve/ (Dashover)
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There is a high probability of someone getting stream sniped in WWIII.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtix5/there_is_a_high_probability_of_someone_getting/ (pauls1997)
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If you count to one million, it will take you more than one million seconds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtins/if_you_count_to_one_million_it_will_take_you_more/ (DytjuhTM_YT_)
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During the course of life the length of your past expands, the length of your future stays undetermined and the length of your present stays constant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejti6f/during_the_course_of_life_the_length_of_your_past/ (akarim5847)
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Desserts such as cookies, cakes, donuts, and ice cream all come in various flavors but brownies are almost always a form of chocolate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejthyb/desserts_such_as_cookies_cakes_donuts_and_ice/ ([deleted])
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If you tried to tell a baby that they needed to learn to balance their body during every waking moment with 99.9999% effectiveness they’d never believe you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejthp9/if_you_tried_to_tell_a_baby_that_they_needed_to/ (Dashover)
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Countless decisions you’ve made have eventually led to someone’s death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtho2/countless_decisions_youve_made_have_eventually/ (The_OtherHalf)
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Sperms are human tadpoles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejthe4/sperms_are_human_tadpoles/ (im_not_inevitable)
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All of the emotion not displayed by the characters in “The Phantom Menace” was given to Jar Jar Binks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejth4e/all_of_the_emotion_not_displayed_by_the/ (eeman0201)
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We’re all boogaloo ready

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtgp3/were_all_boogaloo_ready/ (nekuyrohs)
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A horse is a really laborious gift to give someone and checking it's mouth seems like it'd be a good thing to do for the horse's health.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtgo6/a_horse_is_a_really_laborious_gift_to_give/ (Gethighflykites)
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It sucks that most of children’s experiences in sports are their parents paying for some adult to bully their children.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtgeu/it_sucks_that_most_of_childrens_experiences_in/ (driedsauceonashirt)
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A 2x2 rubix cube only has corners.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtgab/a_2x2_rubix_cube_only_has_corners/ (tefleu)
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Glass tastes more like water than aluminum does

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtfbh/glass_tastes_more_like_water_than_aluminum_does/ (FIRST_DATE_ANAL)
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Real world introverts are online world extroverts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtea7/real_world_introverts_are_online_world_extroverts/ (A_Patient_Guy)
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When a cyclops blinks it also winks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtdu9/when_a_cyclops_blinks_it_also_winks/ (akarim5847)
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Everybody likes hourglasses but no one knows the struggles of one until you need to dress it up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtd9t/everybody_likes_hourglasses_but_no_one_knows_the/ ([deleted])
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If You are a child of two different races are you a custom skin color

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtcqr/if_you_are_a_child_of_two_different_races_are_you/ (Lil_Shadowxl)
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Every younger sibling was confined to playing Luigi.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtbyv/every_younger_sibling_was_confined_to_playing/ (emilieisthepizza)
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The reason we don't share how much money we make is because the powerful don't want the discrepencies known.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtbsp/the_reason_we_dont_share_how_much_money_we_make/ (klaffredi)
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Hoverboards do not hover

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtba3/hoverboards_do_not_hover/ (Takethatbanhammer)
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Mr beast trees would just get cut down in 10 years or more after planted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejtawm/mr_beast_trees_would_just_get_cut_down_in_10/ (bananatornado10)
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Our parents told embarrassing stories about us when we were little, but this generation of parents will have videos, likes, and comments about their kids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejta8u/our_parents_told_embarrassing_stories_about_us/ (TinUser)
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Chances are there's probably been someone who tried to get into your home but couldn't whole you were sleeping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejt9sa/chances_are_theres_probably_been_someone_who/ ([deleted])
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The more accurately a computer simulates fire, the hotter it gets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejt9h1/the_more_accurately_a_computer_simulates_fire_the/ (Lord_of_hosts)
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People say liking a friend is weird but who are you going to marry a stranger

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejt95r/people_say_liking_a_friend_is_weird_but_who_are/ (Takethatbanhammer)
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The second half of Saturday Night Live could be more funny that the first and we’re not just smart enough to see it yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejt8q9/the_second_half_of_saturday_night_live_could_be/ ([deleted])
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If movie characters could hear the music we hear during a scene, they could predict what's about to happen to them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejt8oz/if_movie_characters_could_hear_the_music_we_hear/ (WithGravy)
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Hair changes from nice to disgusting the second it’s cut and on the floor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejt860/hair_changes_from_nice_to_disgusting_the_second/ (PM-me-random-boob)
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1990 is as far away as 2050

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejt83q/1990_is_as_far_away_as_2050/ (ZeronityPlays)
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In most videogames, you don't realise just how athletic your character is until you try to copy their moves in real life: even the sluggiest of jumpers can usually jump better than you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejt7ln/in_most_videogames_you_dont_realise_just_how/ (Thtanilaw1113)
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There must be a point in drunkenness where you do not care about your wallet,keys and cellphone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejt7dh/there_must_be_a_point_in_drunkenness_where_you_do/ (leadtrightly)
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Star Wars learned from Jar-Jar and the Ewoks. Make Baby Yoda silent. Everyone is happy. The kids have their character, and the adults aren't annoyed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejt7b7/star_wars_learned_from_jarjar_and_the_ewoks_make/ (Wishbone51)
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You’ll always feel better after washing even some part of your body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejt73q/youll_always_feel_better_after_washing_even_some/ (electracomplex666)
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There are no photos of your present self

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejt676/there_are_no_photos_of_your_present_self/ (fizzzinator)
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The urge to sing the Lion Sleeps Tonight is only a whim away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejt5wu/the_urge_to_sing_the_lion_sleeps_tonight_is_only/ (ronvonjones1)
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We all have a finite amount of farts. Once we exceed that amount - we can no longer be certain, if it was just a fart.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejt50s/we_all_have_a_finite_amount_of_farts_once_we/ (EuthanizedEjaculate)
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We’re very lucky water doesn’t stain things like other liquids

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejt4vm/were_very_lucky_water_doesnt_stain_things_like/ (Magadwarf)
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A time traveler could have changed the timeline without us knowing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejt3o6/a_time_traveler_could_have_changed_the_timeline/ (JustJ0shingAround)
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Imagination isn’t limitless you can only construct something out of the things you’ve seen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejt2uh/imagination_isnt_limitless_you_can_only_construct/ (LennyPls)
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Humans are made up of about 70% water, so if your crush likes water then they like about 70% of you already.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejt2iu/humans_are_made_up_of_about_70_water_so_if_your/ (DHfortress)
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Silent Hill's Pyramid Head probably smells like a bulky leather tire dipped in sweaty blood

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejt27f/silent_hills_pyramid_head_probably_smells_like_a/ (SaltyRedHerring)
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Tears shed are the blood of our emotions, spilt when one of our demons manage to stab us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejt17k/tears_shed_are_the_blood_of_our_emotions_spilt/ (sweetness_incarnate)
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People are constantly asking injured people "Are you alright?"when they are,very obviously not alright.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejt141/people_are_constantly_asking_injured_people_are/ (gamerman69420)
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5 out of 6 people enjoy Russian roulette when using a revolver.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejt0bf/5_out_of_6_people_enjoy_russian_roulette_when/ (XxBOSSxX212)
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A good sign spinner is bad at his job

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejt04z/a_good_sign_spinner_is_bad_at_his_job/ (MatiasTheShyGrump)
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When you are young, hearing the story of a child prodigy is a source of inspiration. When you are old, it is a source of jealousy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejt01p/when_you_are_young_hearing_the_story_of_a_child/ (Atlantis536)
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IRobot is 15 years away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejszvs/irobot_is_15_years_away/ (PeculiarLamp512)
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an introvert and and extrovert hanging out is a real world example of the skill "life drain" being used.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejsz9p/an_introvert_and_and_extrovert_hanging_out_is_a/ (Sujjin)
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A classical book is simply the NYT bestseller of its time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejsy2c/a_classical_book_is_simply_the_nyt_bestseller_of/ ([deleted])
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Dad jokes are funnier when you hear them on sitcoms instead of from your actual dad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejsxn9/dad_jokes_are_funnier_when_you_hear_them_on/ (akarim5847)
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We make a great scarecrow. But the problem is that, Our enemies are not a bunch of sparrows or crows!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejsxlm/we_make_a_great_scarecrow_but_the_problem_is_that/ ([deleted])
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Before Tarzan encounter his first human, Jane, he was probably masturbating to Gorilla stuff

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejsxhj/before_tarzan_encounter_his_first_human_jane_he/ ([deleted])
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NASCAR was created because of moonshine runs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejswsi/nascar_was_created_because_of_moonshine_runs/ (Autismo55)
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We could be plugged in the Matrix and we would never know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejswkz/we_could_be_plugged_in_the_matrix_and_we_would/ (JustJ0shingAround)
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Your thighs are the only body parts you could properly hug.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejswap/your_thighs_are_the_only_body_parts_you_could/ (flufftruff)
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When Notre Dame burned $650 Million was pledged in 24 hours through a global outcry, while in Australia an area the size of the Netherlands has been destroyed, hundreds of people losing their homes and a massive loss of wildlife, the fires are still raging and there seems to be no global outcry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejsvwi/when_notre_dame_burned_650_million_was_pledged_in/ (Ando-FB)
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Deep down you know it's Teeth Paste

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejsvge/deep_down_you_know_its_teeth_paste/ (seattlegoldenknights)
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There are more nipples on Earth than people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejsv7o/there_are_more_nipples_on_earth_than_people/ (thedirtymug)
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Every song can be sung over the beat of a car indicator

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejsun1/every_song_can_be_sung_over_the_beat_of_a_car/ (ShayaanX)
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Anal beads probably never took off in the 'Beyblade' community

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejstzk/anal_beads_probably_never_took_off_in_the/ (MarqAbe)
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The number one thing people don't tell you about college is how often you'll get sick

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejstl0/the_number_one_thing_people_dont_tell_you_about/ (lucidnonrealist)
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If you have the mental condition with multiple personalties, could you rape yourself in theory? Like one personality would do it to another personality without consent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejstgp/if_you_have_the_mental_condition_with_multiple/ (wobblewababababa)
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We have no way of knowing if anyone has ever frozen time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejssfw/we_have_no_way_of_knowing_if_anyone_has_ever/ ([deleted])
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A fish thinks you are a strange creature that lives in the air.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejss8a/a_fish_thinks_you_are_a_strange_creature_that/ (a20180205p)
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Genies could’ve been a real thing that went away when someone wished for them to no longer exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejsryi/genies_couldve_been_a_real_thing_that_went_away/ (akarim5847)
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Nudists must have trouble cleaning their glasses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejsrv5/nudists_must_have_trouble_cleaning_their_glasses/ (GrandAtZero)
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Flamingos can have an orgasm for around 15 minutes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejsrcm/flamingos_can_have_an_orgasm_for_around_15_minutes/ (LawSlinger26)
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Every movie, show and commercial which features kids outsmarting stupid adults, was written by one or more adults who are mainly trying to manipulate kids by appealing towards them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejsqhc/every_movie_show_and_commercial_which_features/ (akarim5847)
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If the Mayans were dyslexic, 2021 might really suck.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejsqgm/if_the_mayans_were_dyslexic_2021_might_really_suck/ (Vtwookie)
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The inside of your body is pitch black

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejsq8z/the_inside_of_your_body_is_pitch_black/ (HydroPhydro)
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If shadow the hedgehogs power is “chaos control” then it isn’t really chaos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejspfj/if_shadow_the_hedgehogs_power_is_chaos_control/ (Solerflare)
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Buzz Lightyear wears a purple hijab

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejsp6f/buzz_lightyear_wears_a_purple_hijab/ (bubbIes_)
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We are made of debris from exploding stars, we are chubby stardust.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejsoxo/we_are_made_of_debris_from_exploding_stars_we_are/ (ExistentialYurt)
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You can't trust someone who keeps dumping pressure on you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejsmvy/you_cant_trust_someone_who_keeps_dumping_pressure/ (MeltingYourSleaze)
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If a masochist was treated for an unrelated addiction using aversion therapy, it would probably make their addiction worse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejsmkp/if_a_masochist_was_treated_for_an_unrelated/ (m00nmilk)
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It's amazing how someone you have never met, in a country you have never visited, can write a song that speaks so personally to your soul.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejslom/its_amazing_how_someone_you_have_never_met_in_a/ (MattyYoungcloudsArt)
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According to spy movies, there must be at least one very talented graphic designer working for the intelligence agency to make good-looking spy apps

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejslbp/according_to_spy_movies_there_must_be_at_least/ (cyanwaterr)
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Science fiction teleportation using the method of deconstructing matter and reconstructing it elsewhere would effectively kill a person and clone them again, sending the first consciousness into the void of non existence and creating a clone totally clueless that this happened.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejsl4k/science_fiction_teleportation_using_the_method_of/ (Rollen734)
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At some point, everyone was inside another person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejskuh/at_some_point_everyone_was_inside_another_person/ (TakeMeArachne)
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If teleportation exists, you can't teleport up your own asshole

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejsjx3/if_teleportation_exists_you_cant_teleport_up_your/ (jipperspippers)
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Idiocracy is going to look tame compared to us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejsjq0/idiocracy_is_going_to_look_tame_compared_to_us/ (yurtsham)
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The "set your house on fire" joke for Australian creepie-crawlies have gone overboard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejsji1/the_set_your_house_on_fire_joke_for_australian/ (jedephant)
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More men died for Franz Ferdinand than for Helen of Troy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejsjhj/more_men_died_for_franz_ferdinand_than_for_helen/ (Klingonadvocate)
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If the word extinct didn't exist the word extinct would still be extinct.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejsjfx/if_the_word_extinct_didnt_exist_the_word_extinct/ ([deleted])
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If your doing a speed run and you get the record you beat more than one record. You have the record for completing all the levels in a certain time now.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejsjaq/if_your_doing_a_speed_run_and_you_get_the_record/ (JaxonRodden)
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2050 is as far away as 1990

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejsj1m/2050_is_as_far_away_as_1990/ (battlerythym)
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Potentially one day you’ll be able to buy Martian grown apples.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejsira/potentially_one_day_youll_be_able_to_buy_martian/ (Emotionally_dead)
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Future generations will have access to so much media from the past that a person could listen to an artist’s album who died hundreds of years ago.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejsig2/future_generations_will_have_access_to_so_much/ (Rollen734)
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We never think of our belt as dirty until we realize we’ve never washed it and it is also usually the first thing we touch after wiping our ass before washing our hands.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejsi3m/we_never_think_of_our_belt_as_dirty_until_we/ (akarim5847)
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Our descendants may only ever experience Earth's biodiversity through historical recreations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejsi1f/our_descendants_may_only_ever_experience_earths/ (boskle)
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Every fight Obi-wan has been in, he has never had the higher ground until he fought Anakin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejshzs/every_fight_obiwan_has_been_in_he_has_never_had/ (TreeHugChamp)
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Our mouths can taste anything, but they have no taste of their own.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejshee/our_mouths_can_taste_anything_but_they_have_no/ (IntelligentConcepts)
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It's sad that finding the one is so hard. But imagine if the universe somehow ensure we all knew exactly who our ond was, and we are still miserable with them not able to make it work even though they're our only shot at happiness... That might be even sadder

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejshdb/its_sad_that_finding_the_one_is_so_hard_but/ (AnonPinkLady)
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Indecisive people are so preoccupied with evading mediocre experiences that they end up not experiencing anything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejsgia/indecisive_people_are_so_preoccupied_with_evading/ (orelon)
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Smiling is your face doing make-up itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejsgam/smiling_is_your_face_doing_makeup_itself/ (256Moin256)
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The one who loves the least holds the most power in the relationship.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejsfdp/the_one_who_loves_the_least_holds_the_most_power/ ([deleted])
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Scientists who learn more about how atoms work will realize that potential energy is actually kinetic in other ways.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejsf5d/scientists_who_learn_more_about_how_atoms_work/ (SupremoZanne)
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In the future, photo restorers will have the job of removing text and filters from images instead of filling in color.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejseya/in_the_future_photo_restorers_will_have_the_job/ (Danvik03)
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Our version of the universe probably has a filename like ‘DexterBecomesLumberjack_3794_v12_final.sim’

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejsems/our_version_of_the_universe_probably_has_a/ (Postgres_Malone)
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Pinocchio would make a horrible motivational speaker.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejsekl/pinocchio_would_make_a_horrible_motivational/ (WHY_THe_hECk)
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The universe is around 13 billion years old, yet it is theorized to have enough energy to continue its existence for another 100 trillion years. We are at the very beginning of everything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejsej0/the_universe_is_around_13_billion_years_old_yet/ (Daark_knight_)
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Technically you're on a date whenever you're alone with your significant other

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejseis/technically_youre_on_a_date_whenever_youre_alone/ (NymphHuntress)
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There could be a particular thing you have to do to fall asleep but we forget it and have to reteach ourselves every night

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejseio/there_could_be_a_particular_thing_you_have_to_do/ (MeanDigger)
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Homeless people save the most money on utility bills.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejseet/homeless_people_save_the_most_money_on_utility/ (akarim5847)
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Barely indicates greater achievement than nearly even though it sounds worse

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejse5m/barely_indicates_greater_achievement_than_nearly/ (vinj4)
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Jigsaw puzzles are the only kind of puzzle that you have the solution to but still takes a long time to solve.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejsdxp/jigsaw_puzzles_are_the_only_kind_of_puzzle_that/ (Theeater9999)
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The Showerthoughts Bot that monitors this groups has never actually had its own original showerthought.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejsdo1/the_showerthoughts_bot_that_monitors_this_groups/ (rocklandweb)
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Fictional Romances often end the story right when the couple get together but it real life, this is where the real adventure begins!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejsd5a/fictional_romances_often_end_the_story_right_when/ (AnonPinkLady)
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One of the most popular things to do on a daily basis is to die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejscyg/one_of_the_most_popular_things_to_do_on_a_daily/ (Tball5)
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Top Gear was the original Rocket League.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejscsk/top_gear_was_the_original_rocket_league/ (Jasper1224)
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We trust toothpaste that 9 out of 10 dentists reccomend, yet dentists make money off people with bad teeth and oral health.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejscit/we_trust_toothpaste_that_9_out_of_10_dentists/ (welmanshirezeo)
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Blueberry flavor doesn’t taste like blueberrys

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejscg2/blueberry_flavor_doesnt_taste_like_blueberrys/ (The_Homie_Oscar)
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Anything is edible if you put your mind to it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejscco/anything_is_edible_if_you_put_your_mind_to_it/ (Goatz0419)
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If we are 70% water, Then whenever we drink water. Its basically homicide.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejsbvq/if_we_are_70_water_then_whenever_we_drink_water/ (TheGnomed102)
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People in zombie movies act like they've never and heard of or seen a zombie movie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejsbj8/people_in_zombie_movies_act_like_theyve_never_and/ (kontrast0)
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If one of Andy’s toys died he wouldn’t know. He would just keep playing with its corpse

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejsbg2/if_one_of_andys_toys_died_he_wouldnt_know_he/ ([deleted])
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Baby Yoda isn’t actually baby yoda

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejsar4/baby_yoda_isnt_actually_baby_yoda/ (reddit-dude123456789)
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It's scary realizing that for most of human history we didn't know what was the cause of disease

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejsaa4/its_scary_realizing_that_for_most_of_human/ (vinj4)
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Most candy companies could probably make more money if they only sold the reds/pinks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejsa7i/most_candy_companies_could_probably_make_more/ (Not_Flygon)
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If one of Andy’s toys died, he wouldn’t know it. He would just keep playing with its corpse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejsa50/if_one_of_andys_toys_died_he_wouldnt_know_it_he/ ([deleted])
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Pizza ads are probably the most effective ads

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejs9sd/pizza_ads_are_probably_the_most_effective_ads/ (jakec1122)
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The truth about the hair growing out of your body

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejs9sc/the_truth_about_the_hair_growing_out_of_your_body/ (ExcitingHistory)
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At some point, you've been the attractive stranger that someone was too nervous to talk to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejs9lc/at_some_point_youve_been_the_attractive_stranger/ (Geomancingthestone)
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History classes will only get harder in the future because there will be more events to memorize.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejs9dn/history_classes_will_only_get_harder_in_the/ (THlCC-Ricc)
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Technological Archeologist will be a real job in the future. Someone will be paid to go through years of internet history. The posts you make might be artifacts 100 years in the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejs8to/technological_archeologist_will_be_a_real_job_in/ (castlecrusherone)
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You're not supposed to eat when you're hungry, you're supposed to eat to prevent hunger

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejs88h/youre_not_supposed_to_eat_when_youre_hungry_youre/ (ReallyBuffHamster)
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Nothing beats downing a red Otter Pop, then immediately moving on to a blue

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejs7e1/nothing_beats_downing_a_red_otter_pop_then/ (DDaveMod)
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Everyone once held the world record for the youngest living being in existence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejs7dj/everyone_once_held_the_world_record_for_the/ (noahk__)
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The chance of a victorious sperm is 1 out of 220,000,000,000; therefore living is luckier than winning the lottery.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejs64i/the_chance_of_a_victorious_sperm_is_1_out_of/ (ThyCousinChoice)
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Our skin is strangely waterproof

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejs5lz/our_skin_is_strangely_waterproof/ (toorealtolie)
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People in a coma probably itch all over.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejs5cy/people_in_a_coma_probably_itch_all_over/ (Beelaax)
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The holidays suck when you work for hourly pay

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejs56e/the_holidays_suck_when_you_work_for_hourly_pay/ (theonewhosalads)
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WWIII may very well be in the same time frame as COD BO2

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejs4ub/wwiii_may_very_well_be_in_the_same_time_frame_as/ (jpg_mov)
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The reason your crush/SO "lights up the room" is because when you see someone you're attracted to your pupils dilate, letting in more light

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejs4rj/the_reason_your_crushso_lights_up_the_room_is/ (jboss1642)
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There's not a lot you can do with people who try to force you to be self aware but you slowly discover that they are only doing it to avoid their own problems

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejs4hr/theres_not_a_lot_you_can_do_with_people_who_try/ (MeltingYourSleaze)
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For someone obsessed with creating horcrux’s like Voldemort, it’s kind of a big plot hole that he hadn’t realized Harry was a horcrux he had accidentally made.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejs4bi/for_someone_obsessed_with_creating_horcruxs_like/ (Ruptito)
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Serial killer shows and movies are to millennials as WW2 movies are to boomers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejs44k/serial_killer_shows_and_movies_are_to_millennials/ (Hairyballzak)
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A trick that always save more money on an on sale product: Not buying it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejs422/a_trick_that_always_save_more_money_on_an_on_sale/ (JuicySword)
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Stairs were made for humans but dogs can use them more efficiently.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejs3ym/stairs_were_made_for_humans_but_dogs_can_use_them/ (The_Homie_Oscar)
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Screaming when experiencing pain it’s a very disturbing instinct in evolutive terms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejs3q7/screaming_when_experiencing_pain_its_a_very/ (avadakabitch)
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We know our phone screens can go even dimmer when they darken right before they turn off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejs1x5/we_know_our_phone_screens_can_go_even_dimmer_when/ (zapfury)
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The guy who created the internet is too widely known because he was at the beginning of internet culture

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejs1vw/the_guy_who_created_the_internet_is_too_widely/ (Impav1d)
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There has to be at least one point in our lives where we indirectly killed someone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejs1hu/there_has_to_be_at_least_one_point_in_our_lives/ (HayangIsNoob)
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All Shields are technically Wind Shields

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejs1g1/all_shields_are_technically_wind_shields/ ([deleted])
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To a psychopath someone moving far away without contact is the same as them dying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejs108/to_a_psychopath_someone_moving_far_away_without/ (OptimalYams)
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Papa John is behind ww3

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrzg9/papa_john_is_behind_ww3/ (Nav-Point)
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Before electricity, parents probably yelled at their kids to blow out the lamps and candles because “those things cost money!”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejryvf/before_electricity_parents_probably_yelled_at/ (theonewhosalads)
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If evolution is caused by the errors in DNA replication, we are all a big Mistake.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejryim/if_evolution_is_caused_by_the_errors_in_dna/ (thePhoenix_4233)
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We can save more money on an on sale item by not buying it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejry0j/we_can_save_more_money_on_an_on_sale_item_by_not/ (JuicySword)
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By being drafted and fighting WWIII, Millennials and Gen Z will finally checkmate Boomers who mocked them for having easier lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrxmc/by_being_drafted_and_fighting_wwiii_millennials/ (Barron_T_xXGamerXx)
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Everybody reading and comprehending this will never again know what it’s like to not understand English.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrxk5/everybody_reading_and_comprehending_this_will/ (akarim5847)
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Nobody is laughing at doomsday preppers now

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrw7j/nobody_is_laughing_at_doomsday_preppers_now/ (preglory)
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Assuming you die from a disease, the only time your immune system loses is the one time you die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrw3u/assuming_you_die_from_a_disease_the_only_time/ (charcolanga)
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Any male dog could be considered a son of a b*tch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrw2p/any_male_dog_could_be_considered_a_son_of_a_btch/ (Dabdullah666)
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Most slippers come with non-slip soles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrvkl/most_slippers_come_with_nonslip_soles/ (HungryChefBrockett)
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The story always ends when the most interesting part of a protagonist life is over.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejruvo/the_story_always_ends_when_the_most_interesting/ (kazenoko)
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The Swiss know how to celebrate a good old fashion victory at war judging by the fact that they have a cork screw on their army knife.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejruqv/the_swiss_know_how_to_celebrate_a_good_old/ (jimdiggitydood)
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You would have a lot more drink left overtime if you could get the last drops of the beverage from the can.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejruns/you_would_have_a_lot_more_drink_left_overtime_if/ (UltraPr0be)
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Pirates were the original geocachers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejru2m/pirates_were_the_original_geocachers/ (mullethunter111)
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At some point in our history the wheel was considered bleeding edge technology

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejru1t/at_some_point_in_our_history_the_wheel_was/ (SynapticDelay)
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Nightmares are free horror movies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrtro/nightmares_are_free_horror_movies/ (vili_sinkkonen)
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If "motherfucker" is a word to describe the person, then there must be the action of "motherfuck"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrtpw/if_motherfucker_is_a_word_to_describe_the_person/ (SampleText21-YT)
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Dogs use to work for us, now we work for the dogs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrszi/dogs_use_to_work_for_us_now_we_work_for_the_dogs/ (dopehope21)
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Space Force will probably be the safest place in WWIII

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrsox/space_force_will_probably_be_the_safest_place_in/ (JonSolo1)
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As an adult, some of your friends are likely teachers, and based on the decisions they make on the weekends, it’s easy to understand why people fear for the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrsc5/as_an_adult_some_of_your_friends_are_likely/ (HungryChefBrockett)
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Provided you use enough sauce, spaghetti is soup

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrsbh/provided_you_use_enough_sauce_spaghetti_is_soup/ (ReformedSink)
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Ewoks can help Chinese cook.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrs61/ewoks_can_help_chinese_cook/ (Xelium23)
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Someday we would all be World War III veterans and we're gonna be interviewed on how the war went out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrs5v/someday_we_would_all_be_world_war_iii_veterans/ (OctowardtheSquid)
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Almost all of us know that there will be many games published about WW3 after WW3.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrrsh/almost_all_of_us_know_that_there_will_be_many/ (I_have_no-guts)
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Any bug in your bed is a bed bug, but not all bugs in your bed are Bed Bugs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrrd7/any_bug_in_your_bed_is_a_bed_bug_but_not_all_bugs/ (HerculesButWeak)
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If time travelers held an annual convention, they would only need one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrr6h/if_time_travelers_held_an_annual_convention_they/ ([deleted])
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A baby with a gun is a way more formidable than an adult without one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrr14/a_baby_with_a_gun_is_a_way_more_formidable_than/ (Nav-Point)
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The Iran War may be the first war we memed about before the first battle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrqse/the_iran_war_may_be_the_first_war_we_memed_about/ (JonSolo1)
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If temples were only stocked once, chances are the booby traps are out of weapons and someone got treasure without any worries of booby traps.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrqav/if_temples_were_only_stocked_once_chances_are_the/ (-samu)
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Cremation removes all cancer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrq9g/cremation_removes_all_cancer/ (dragarowen)
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The book, 'The City of Ember' isn't so crazy if you replace the humans underground with spiders in a basement

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrplv/the_book_the_city_of_ember_isnt_so_crazy_if_you/ (Poontheshark)
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Many ancient people lived (relatively) long lives without ever experiencing the "spicy" taste, and would probably think you are crazy if you tried to describe it to them. Same thing with the "mint + water cooling your mouth" effect.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejroy9/many_ancient_people_lived_relatively_long_lives/ (Agent-008)
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Big Smoke ordered a large soda at Cluckin' Bell, even though several sodas were probably included with all the other food he ordered.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrohv/big_smoke_ordered_a_large_soda_at_cluckin_bell/ ([deleted])
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The airstrike on Baghdad will be one of the things we will watch in December 2029 on the recap of the 2020s.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrn1a/the_airstrike_on_baghdad_will_be_one_of_the/ (Xaxos92)
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New Year, ̷N̷e̷w̷ ̷M̷e̷ World War III

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrmyd/new_year_new_me_world_war_iii/ (tobeanyone90)
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Jimmy Buffet is country music for people who live on islands

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrl2m/jimmy_buffet_is_country_music_for_people_who_live/ (cmars118)
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When you smell your own fart it goes back inside you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrl2f/when_you_smell_your_own_fart_it_goes_back_inside/ (vili_sinkkonen)
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Video games are keeping count of your kills and when the computers take over, will exact their revenge on you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrl0i/video_games_are_keeping_count_of_your_kills_and/ (skunkadelic)
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You put paper that you don’t want to be folded in a folder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrktb/you_put_paper_that_you_dont_want_to_be_folded_in/ ([deleted])
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Brown m&ms are pointless because the inside is already brown.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrkfn/brown_mms_are_pointless_because_the_inside_is/ (Missunimpossible)
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Nothing is actually instant

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrkbj/nothing_is_actually_instant/ (frazerrock)
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We are killing ourselves, breathing or not

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrk9d/we_are_killing_ourselves_breathing_or_not/ (Wetpants21)
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Back in the day, people( certain ^^ people with strict ^parents^) got married at a young age so they could have guilt-free sexual intercourse asap.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrjng/back_in_the_day_people_certain_people_with_strict/ (Jahksen)
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Almost any word you makeup, could have already been used somewhere in the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrj18/almost_any_word_you_makeup_could_have_already/ (Awwwwwwww-man)
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As hearing gets worse, you can't hear high pitched sounds, yet you're hearing high pitched ringing all the time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrixa/as_hearing_gets_worse_you_cant_hear_high_pitched/ (jikwuz)
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Every time you’ve beaten the cpu at chess, it’s because it let you win.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejri6a/every_time_youve_beaten_the_cpu_at_chess_its/ ([deleted])
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Think of all the cosplay costumes people will find and wear in the wastelands rubble of WWIII

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrh8l/think_of_all_the_cosplay_costumes_people_will/ (ChristopherMcLucas)
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Back in the day, people got married at a young age so they could have guilt-free intercourse asap

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrgp8/back_in_the_day_people_got_married_at_a_young_age/ ([deleted])
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People selling tobacco kill their own customers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrgn1/people_selling_tobacco_kill_their_own_customers/ (vili_sinkkonen)
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All Music that ever existed and will ever exist was and is already made by the universe, all it takes it putting the sound waves in the right order.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrgdj/all_music_that_ever_existed_and_will_ever_exist/ (BuddyBonButt)
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Soon video games will be able to tell if it "SMELLS LIKE BITCH IN HERE" and accordingly adjust that game difficulty

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrg5v/soon_video_games_will_be_able_to_tell_if_it/ (FurryHunter41970)
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Some big old motion picture films could be shot entirely on a smartphone in better quality

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrfxw/some_big_old_motion_picture_films_could_be_shot/ (ThatSocio)
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Liquid form medicine says to “shake well before use”, but the pharmacist never shows you how to properly shake it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrfhz/liquid_form_medicine_says_to_shake_well_before/ (hutimuti)
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No one has ever physically been inside an empty room.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrfed/no_one_has_ever_physically_been_inside_an_empty/ (akarim5847)
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Every male Australian has saggy nuts today

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrfbd/every_male_australian_has_saggy_nuts_today/ (Wetblankie)
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Everyone talking about WW3 like they’re going to skip right over 2.1 and not throw in some wildcard like WWX

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejreux/everyone_talking_about_ww3_like_theyre_going_to/ (Postgres_Malone)
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Most of the people who learn trivia can’t help but do so and then they try to make it seem important with games.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejre1g/most_of_the_people_who_learn_trivia_cant_help_but/ (Mclooney4)
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Steam games are kinda like perpetual tamagotchis

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrdyi/steam_games_are_kinda_like_perpetual_tamagotchis/ (CarelessLine)
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The first showerthought ever must've been like: Eureka!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrd2q/the_first_showerthought_ever_mustve_been_like/ (rICEcOOKER3001)
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For most of human history, vehicles had automatic collision avoidance and could even take you home when you were sleeping or drunk. Then we stopped using horses as our main form of transportation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrcwu/for_most_of_human_history_vehicles_had_automatic/ ([deleted])
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The manner in which you tilt your head affects how people think of you, whether you like it or not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrcux/the_manner_in_which_you_tilt_your_head_affects/ (ExistentialYurt)
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At this rate, Iraq will be a state before Puerto Rico.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrcms/at_this_rate_iraq_will_be_a_state_before_puerto/ (thebasisofabassist)
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Communion wine is a holy spirit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrc2j/communion_wine_is_a_holy_spirit/ (JoeFas)
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It's uneasy to watch a Jim Carry movie where he plays a villain or wacky character because of how much the movie crew suffered from his inability to turn off his character.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrbh6/its_uneasy_to_watch_a_jim_carry_movie_where_he/ (guabone)
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If Mike Wazowski’s legs are cutted, he is also being decapitated

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrb52/if_mike_wazowskis_legs_are_cutted_he_is_also/ (Elpelucasape_69)
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Middle age is when deaths and divorce become more common that births and marriages.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejraxk/middle_age_is_when_deaths_and_divorce_become_more/ ([deleted])
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With regards to human innovation, within the last 100 years literally everything falls within the "Well, that escalated quickly." category.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejraum/with_regards_to_human_innovation_within_the_last/ ([deleted])
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You Could Actually Be Famous And Not Know It Yet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejrara/you_could_actually_be_famous_and_not_know_it_yet/ (Lonayy)
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In 100 years we'll be looked at as primitive for using toilet paper

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejradv/in_100_years_well_be_looked_at_as_primitive_for/ ([deleted])
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People give awards when they are told not to

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejra3h/people_give_awards_when_they_are_told_not_to/ (FurryHunter41970)
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Even if we invented immortality, only rich people would afford to be immortal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejr9xm/even_if_we_invented_immortality_only_rich_people/ ([deleted])
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World War III was likely planned by the powers-that-be as a mercy killing for us so we don't all have to slowly starve-fight each other into extinction when the bees are gone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejr9ob/world_war_iii_was_likely_planned_by_the/ (if_lol_then_upvote)
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Inflation has turned a lot of poor people into billionaires.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejr9kn/inflation_has_turned_a_lot_of_poor_people_into/ (Postgres_Malone)
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We are the first generation who will be aware that WW3 will have video games made for it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejr925/we_are_the_first_generation_who_will_be_aware/ (Opubose_The_Memer)
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Every photograph of yourself is from when you were younger

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejr8qw/every_photograph_of_yourself_is_from_when_you/ (conversationchanger)
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time for big time bed. night night

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejr845/time_for_big_time_bed_night_night/ (Daggerdinger)
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Amputees with prosthetic legs can say they stand corrected in a literal sense.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejr7f4/amputees_with_prosthetic_legs_can_say_they_stand/ (akarim5847)
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Super heros have super human strength. Humans have super child strength.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejr59e/super_heros_have_super_human_strength_humans_have/ (theotherjaytoo)
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Though people frequently use them interchangeably while typing, “a part” and “apart” are complete opposites.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejr4rl/though_people_frequently_use_them_interchangeably/ (rawCasper)
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If gyms charged a hefty cancellation fee during the first two months of the year, they could make a killing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejr4o2/if_gyms_charged_a_hefty_cancellation_fee_during/ (SuprisedPika)
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You have about 3-4 minutes to live but every time you breathe the timer resets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejr4nk/you_have_about_34_minutes_to_live_but_every_time/ (originaloreosarebest)
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Pinocchio’s nose could potentially be used as an infinite source of wood.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejr4mx/pinocchios_nose_could_potentially_be_used_as_an/ (knickjack)
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Ratatouille is a mecha anime

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejr4mg/ratatouille_is_a_mecha_anime/ (That_Guy_Jared)
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It makes better sense to give paper straws only at drive thru/ fast food then the other way around . You aren’t keeping your straw as long as if you were at a restaurant, so it won’t get as soggy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejr49k/it_makes_better_sense_to_give_paper_straws_only/ (hotcheetosaregood)
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It’s weird that flesh can be both dinner and a friend.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejr45h/its_weird_that_flesh_can_be_both_dinner_and_a/ (Mansierge)
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Things that are strawberry scented don’t smell like strawberries smell, they smell like strawberries taste.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejr3wq/things_that_are_strawberry_scented_dont_smell/ (XManBoss6)
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Conciousness could just be a frequency from another dimension interacting with our neurons, like a signal and antenna, and we are individualized from how our neurons grow and how well the signal is picked up by the cells.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejr3ke/conciousness_could_just_be_a_frequency_from/ (Celeriousitic)
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Snow make that weird noice when we step on it because we actually break the snowflakes spine

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejr3du/snow_make_that_weird_noice_when_we_step_on_it/ ([deleted])
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The "give you your first fix for free so you get hooked" drug dealing model really worked well for streaming services.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejr39s/the_give_you_your_first_fix_for_free_so_you_get/ (Mosessbro)
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If the WWIII starts now, our kids will be the next boomers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejr31p/if_the_wwiii_starts_now_our_kids_will_be_the_next/ (Tchouchou)
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Somebody thought of a groundbreaking invention that could have changed the world but never went through with it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejr2o1/somebody_thought_of_a_groundbreaking_invention/ (Facies_mortis)
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It’d be nice if we all took it a little easier on each other this year. We’re all just trying to survive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejr2n7/itd_be_nice_if_we_all_took_it_a_little_easier_on/ (Dookies_Revenge)
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If World War 3 actually happens, We'll get a surge of good quality video of soldier's doing stupid shit cause they can and it's funny.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejqz95/if_world_war_3_actually_happens_well_get_a_surge/ (CantMatchTheThatch)
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If baby yoda and old yoda exists, then teenage yoda must also be a thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejqy8h/if_baby_yoda_and_old_yoda_exists_then_teenage/ (MurmeltierLP)
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These must be very confusing times for drug sniffing dogs in a lot of states.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejqxr7/these_must_be_very_confusing_times_for_drug/ (Plagmoid)
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There must be hundreds of evil plans that failed due to the difficulties in recruiting henchmen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejqw3y/there_must_be_hundreds_of_evil_plans_that_failed/ (simpson_hey)
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Every day dogs see the mail man come to their house. And every day they try to get their attention and play and are ignored. It’s no wonder that dogs seem to hate mail men.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejqvk2/every_day_dogs_see_the_mail_man_come_to_their/ (thekobebryant)
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every decision in your life has led you to read this

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejqvj3/every_decision_in_your_life_has_led_you_to_read/ (TheRandomizer_)
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It's strange that there is always a voice in our heads telling us what to do, but we don't question it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejqu8t/its_strange_that_there_is_always_a_voice_in_our/ (IDI3)
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We are probably the last generation to have physical photos to show other people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejqu42/we_are_probably_the_last_generation_to_have/ (smartdude101)
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Massages with happy endings are pretty sad for everyone involved.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejqu1z/massages_with_happy_endings_are_pretty_sad_for/ (HughJawiener)
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When you beat a drum, you are also beating your eardrums.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejqu0t/when_you_beat_a_drum_you_are_also_beating_your/ (geni0sity)
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The company of Bethesda managed to make the entire world no longer give a fuck about West Virginia.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejqu00/the_company_of_bethesda_managed_to_make_the/ (BigJonsPizza)
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If we travel fast and far enough we can see the past of our solar system

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejqtdw/if_we_travel_fast_and_far_enough_we_can_see_the/ (BrawlStars_Showtime)
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Somewhere there is another person looking the perfect opposite way from where your looking and you don’t know it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejqtcj/somewhere_there_is_another_person_looking_the/ (CAM_6_4_2)
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There’s no real way to prove that we all see colors the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejqrg8/theres_no_real_way_to_prove_that_we_all_see/ (hahahaha041818)
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Most people have known their parents for a larger percentage of their life then their parents have known each other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejqqta/most_people_have_known_their_parents_for_a_larger/ (Carsonismaname)
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Trusting modern computer algorithms predicting human behavior is a dangerous as NAZI Eugenic Idealology.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejqq72/trusting_modern_computer_algorithms_predicting/ (comprehension_zero)
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There’s Braille on bus stop buttons, but blind people can’t see where to get off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejqpc7/theres_braille_on_bus_stop_buttons_but_blind/ (SUCKYOURMUM12345)
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There are 2,604 people on Earth who definitely don’t want to be on a game show where the winner becomes a millionaire.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejqo8x/there_are_2604_people_on_earth_who_definitely/ (Postgres_Malone)
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2050 is as far away as 1990

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejqo0l/2050_is_as_far_away_as_1990/ (martybalaweisi)
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Superman’s parents created a very long podcast.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejqnst/supermans_parents_created_a_very_long_podcast/ (OneCalledWell)
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A major change in a friendship is defined when you stop riding in the same car as them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejqnbo/a_major_change_in_a_friendship_is_defined_when/ (Flrg808)
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In movies, the hard drive would get corrupted because they never eject the hard drive, they just rip it out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejqm7j/in_movies_the_hard_drive_would_get_corrupted/ (F2Byo)
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Remember when Harambe's death was such a big deal and we weren't worried about WWIII? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejql5f/remember_when_harambes_death_was_such_a_big_deal/ (HoneyBadgerKrav)
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All people on the world are NPC's except you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejql2r/all_people_on_the_world_are_npcs_except_you/ (Uribef884)
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“Phat” was “Thicc” before kids who invented “Thicc” existed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejqkjl/phat_was_thicc_before_kids_who_invented_thicc/ (Wutisthis66204)
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Getting old is figuring out that routine maintenance is easier than whatever will happen if you put it off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejqkcd/getting_old_is_figuring_out_that_routine/ (liz_dexia)
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The same people who still listen to dubstep date people who still go to tanning beds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejqjwn/the_same_people_who_still_listen_to_dubstep_date/ (smoozagoozle)
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If some accuses you of being a certain way, it is most likely a projection of the way they actually are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejqjn4/if_some_accuses_you_of_being_a_certain_way_it_is/ (Bobbyl00w)
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People who wish they had as much energy as kids, probably could if they ate, drank and slept like them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejqjiy/people_who_wish_they_had_as_much_energy_as_kids/ (thecowgoesmoomoo)
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The invention of clapping must have been very jarring for everyone nearby.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejqjfg/the_invention_of_clapping_must_have_been_very/ (LukaIsBestVocaloid)
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Every picture of you is a picture of you when you were younger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejqipa/every_picture_of_you_is_a_picture_of_you_when_you/ (MrTrashPanda17)
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The conflict with Iran most likely will not escalate into a world war, but even if it did there most likely won’t be a draft

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejqil3/the_conflict_with_iran_most_likely_will_not/ (Pristine_Virus)
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You hear about the first second of something but you never hear about the second second

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejqigm/you_hear_about_the_first_second_of_something_but/ (mynameismatt06)
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It is possible to be an adopted step great grandmother in law

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejqhki/it_is_possible_to_be_an_adopted_step_great/ (12thDoctorIsABadass)
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Every time l see Mathew Mcconaughey l always think it’s Heath Ledger for a split second

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejqhb5/every_time_l_see_mathew_mcconaughey_l_always/ (StrokeMyCactus13)
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Relax, WWIII is actually a prequel to WWI

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejqh68/relax_wwiii_is_actually_a_prequel_to_wwi/ (invertedparadoxxx)
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Chefs must wear white all the time because if they have dirty, unhygienic tendencies, it will show very clearly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejqgvq/chefs_must_wear_white_all_the_time_because_if/ (OldKarrot)
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For the billions of times Level 1 of Tetris has probably been played, it's likely that no two playthroughs have ever been the exact same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejqgv3/for_the_billions_of_times_level_1_of_tetris_has/ ([deleted])
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It says a lot about us that we consider a 7/10 partner impressive but 7/10 grades bad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejqfvv/it_says_a_lot_about_us_that_we_consider_a_710/ (Rednewt33)
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We would look at the world completely differently if the first ever map was help upside-down

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejqex8/we_would_look_at_the_world_completely_differently/ (RemoteGap1)
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Your birthday can change depending on where you currently are in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejqdc8/your_birthday_can_change_depending_on_where_you/ (Vital24311)
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Each year during winter we wish we could have a clear nose. But when spring and summer comes by we just go and take having a clean nose for granted

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejqd5p/each_year_during_winter_we_wish_we_could_have_a/ (bigboithatscool)
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A big breath always feels great after watching a tv/movie character finally get to breathe after they've been underwater for a long time

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejqcg7/a_big_breath_always_feels_great_after_watching_a/ (seabreeze045)
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The next apocalypse will be like a zomboni resurfacing the Earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejqcbd/the_next_apocalypse_will_be_like_a_zomboni/ (NutDust)
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It’s possible to remember remembering something without remembering what the specific thing was

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejqbmq/its_possible_to_remember_remembering_something/ (thereelrg)
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A good card shuffle is actually a bad card shuffle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejqb6h/a_good_card_shuffle_is_actually_a_bad_card_shuffle/ (Snoop324)
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There's no proper way to spell "ah-ah" as in the opposite of "uh-huh."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejqay9/theres_no_proper_way_to_spell_ahah_as_in_the/ (koleslaw)
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Prince Andrew is the creepy uncle of the royal family

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejqakb/prince_andrew_is_the_creepy_uncle_of_the_royal/ (eszlac)
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If you kill a murderer, the number of murderers stay the same

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejqagb/if_you_kill_a_murderer_the_number_of_murderers/ ([deleted])
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A vegan who bit their tongue is no longer a vegan

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejq9fc/a_vegan_who_bit_their_tongue_is_no_longer_a_vegan/ (SwiftyWifty)
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Most people laugh and make fun of awards for participation, but in reality, that’s all having a job is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejq9bv/most_people_laugh_and_make_fun_of_awards_for/ (Master_O0gway)
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The person richer than the richest person in the world has infinite money.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejq9ao/the_person_richer_than_the_richest_person_in_the/ (aAnonymX06)
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There’s a chance that you’ve run into a spy or someone deep undercover that you thought was just a regular person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejq8qa/theres_a_chance_that_youve_run_into_a_spy_or/ (law_man_863)
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A Third World War could also refer to a war between third world countries

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejq8pq/a_third_world_war_could_also_refer_to_a_war/ (Guyshu)
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WWIII will be caused by an attack on Pornhub

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejq8fa/wwiii_will_be_caused_by_an_attack_on_pornhub/ (Emat1989)
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Just when you thought the mail couldn't get anymore sexier then you hear about overnight mail

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejq8bd/just_when_you_thought_the_mail_couldnt_get/ (invertedparadoxxx)
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Being hooked on depression meds disqualifies you from military service. Thanks, boomers!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejq876/being_hooked_on_depression_meds_disqualifies_you/ ([deleted])
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Taking a step east moves you farther in space than taking a step west.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejq78w/taking_a_step_east_moves_you_farther_in_space/ (DrAwkward404)
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Making kids take ritalin for school is literally forcing them to take performance enhancing drugs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejq6hh/making_kids_take_ritalin_for_school_is_literally/ (LASERDICKMCCOOL)
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It’s likely that the atmosphere on mars will one day be less toxic than Earth’s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejq6cj/its_likely_that_the_atmosphere_on_mars_will_one/ ([deleted])
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You can’t actually date a person who’s single

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejq64j/you_cant_actually_date_a_person_whos_single/ (i-came-from-hell)
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We got WW3 before HL3.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejq644/we_got_ww3_before_hl3/ (HeterodactylFormosan)
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The literal only way world peace will ever be achieved is with the extinction of the human race.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejq5x1/the_literal_only_way_world_peace_will_ever_be/ ([deleted])
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There was a plague in 1820 and 1920. This year’s plague will be the war.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejq59l/there_was_a_plague_in_1820_and_1920_this_years/ (LIZZOFRACTUREDMYDICK)
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You can like someone without loving them and you can love someone without liking them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejq326/you_can_like_someone_without_loving_them_and_you/ (TruthBeWanted)
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Public library books probably carry lots of disease.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejq30e/public_library_books_probably_carry_lots_of/ (madlolly)
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Beethoven had no conclusive way of proving people weren't pranking him and pretending his music was good

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejq2d4/beethoven_had_no_conclusive_way_of_proving_people/ (thejoej)
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With the rise of AI and remote-controlled vehicles, gamers could very well be the next generation of "soldiers"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejq26n/with_the_rise_of_ai_and_remotecontrolled_vehicles/ (jahwone)
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In video games most of the time you're invading someone's home, killing them, and taking their stuff when you enter a dungeon... Making you the bad guy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejq1yo/in_video_games_most_of_the_time_youre_invading/ (Targonis)
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People who point out that ‘funner’ isn’t a word are generally not very fun people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejq1or/people_who_point_out_that_funner_isnt_a_word_are/ ([deleted])
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Having a huge desk seems like such a good idea until you have one and quickly find you have no space left due to all the clutter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejq1nc/having_a_huge_desk_seems_like_such_a_good_idea/ (Spajtastic)
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Can't be a world war if the rest of us don't support US stupidity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejq16y/cant_be_a_world_war_if_the_rest_of_us_dont/ (ryencokez)
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We will got WW3 before we got HL3.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejq0zy/we_will_got_ww3_before_we_got_hl3/ ([deleted])
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Pornhub Premium must be free all the time according to their ads

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejq0np/pornhub_premium_must_be_free_all_the_time/ (Blackeagel)
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Lamps in video games use real electricity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpzyf/lamps_in_video_games_use_real_electricity/ ([deleted])
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When our generation is old there will be so many "unboxing video" pranks at funerals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpzr3/when_our_generation_is_old_there_will_be_so_many/ (Spastic_Slapstick)
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The Flash is so fast you only get to see a flash of him.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpznh/the_flash_is_so_fast_you_only_get_to_see_a_flash/ (AlmostDoneWithIt)
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Twinkle twinkle is the same music as the alphabet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpzfv/twinkle_twinkle_is_the_same_music_as_the_alphabet/ (AxelPizza)
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Sometimes you look in the fridge for a snack but there are no snack worthy snacks so you lower your snackpectations and eat like a piece of chocolate bar and some random grape

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpz75/sometimes_you_look_in_the_fridge_for_a_snack_but/ (invertedparadoxxx)
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Buying a storage unit is the in real life version of a mystery box.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpygq/buying_a_storage_unit_is_the_in_real_life_version/ (Timyoy3)
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If the universe is infinite, and time is also infinite, then everything that could ever possibly happen has already happened.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpy4w/if_the_universe_is_infinite_and_time_is_also/ (Clongjax)
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If the next large-scale war were to happen, most of the equal-rights/treatment demanding woman would prefer staying in the kitchen as they would not be drafted

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpxxj/if_the_next_largescale_war_were_to_happen_most_of/ (loorks)
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The Sun has no idea how much we celebrate going around it, as we let off fireworks at night facing away from the Sun.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpxgg/the_sun_has_no_idea_how_much_we_celebrate_going/ (anthony_yager)
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Every bone in the human body has been broken

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpxb9/every_bone_in_the_human_body_has_been_broken/ ([deleted])
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The tallest person in the world has been everyone's exact height at some point

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpxb4/the_tallest_person_in_the_world_has_been/ ([deleted])
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lamps produce a type of energy not found anywhere else

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpx8k/lamps_produce_a_type_of_energy_not_found_anywhere/ (Daggerdinger)
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Good vodka flavor is no flavor at all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpx04/good_vodka_flavor_is_no_flavor_at_all/ (MakachuPikachu)
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If someone else is carrying your wallet, either you totally made it, or totally lost it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpwwh/if_someone_else_is_carrying_your_wallet_either/ (hambonecharlie)
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In 50+ years, we will be asking our grandchildren if they’d like to look at grandma/pa’s old Instagram photos.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpww4/in_50_years_we_will_be_asking_our_grandchildren/ (lazybear90)
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If WWIII happens there will be a new wave of boomers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpwki/if_wwiii_happens_there_will_be_a_new_wave_of/ (bigmantampon)
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There is no feeling quite like a full tank of gas. Feels like you can go anywhere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpwgn/there_is_no_feeling_quite_like_a_full_tank_of_gas/ (anattemptwasmadeonce)
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He was a hip. She was a po. Can they be any more potamus.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpw4q/he_was_a_hip_she_was_a_po_can_they_be_any_more/ (invertedparadoxxx)
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The chemical reaction(?) of needing to take a number 2 disrupts the ability to have enough common sense to check first to see if there is toilet paper.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpvsd/the_chemical_reaction_of_needing_to_take_a_number/ (JurassicParkGastown)
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Despite showing people at work doing their jobs, porn is “Not safe for a work”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpvkp/despite_showing_people_at_work_doing_their_jobs/ (DirtyArchaeologist)
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If we landed on the moon a thousand years earlier, it would have still looked the exact same as it did in 1969

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpvdp/if_we_landed_on_the_moon_a_thousand_years_earlier/ (HugoKoks)
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Every living thing is a time travelers, but only one way

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpul3/every_living_thing_is_a_time_travelers_but_only/ (Nibba_got_beanz)
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Strawberries are bitter for longer than they are sweet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejptyb/strawberries_are_bitter_for_longer_than_they_are/ ([deleted])
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The most freeing yet stressful feeling ever is when you have nothing in your pockets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejptvt/the_most_freeing_yet_stressful_feeling_ever_is/ (Big_Ben64)
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Love really did used to last a life time... Because humans had such short lives then

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejptv9/love_really_did_used_to_last_a_life_time_because/ (AnonPinkLady)
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How do we know we all see the same colours. E.g: how do you know what you would see and describe as blue is not the same colour others would see and describe as red

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejptnj/how_do_we_know_we_all_see_the_same_colours_eg_how/ ([deleted])
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X-ray vision does exist, but you can’t control it so you see through everything, making you blind

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejptn2/xray_vision_does_exist_but_you_cant_control_it_so/ (juja101)
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Next comic convention is going to be full of mandalorian cosplay a saying “This is the Way.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpt9o/next_comic_convention_is_going_to_be_full_of/ (orangek1tty)
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If a draft for WWIII actually happened there might be an off chance you’d meet your internet/gaming friends irl

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpsg8/if_a_draft_for_wwiii_actually_happened_there/ (redcloak_)
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If Darth Vader looked into the Mirror of Erised, he'd actually see similar things to Harry Potter - his loved ones returned to life, and himself happy and whole.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejps5q/if_darth_vader_looked_into_the_mirror_of_erised/ ([deleted])
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A toothbrush is self cleaning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejprvz/a_toothbrush_is_self_cleaning/ (Frosty_badger)
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The older you get, the more the new years feel like just another day on a really long, unending year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejprt9/the_older_you_get_the_more_the_new_years_feel/ (ImTheIntern)
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You can execute a good idea poorly, but you can't execute a bad idea well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpr1l/you_can_execute_a_good_idea_poorly_but_you_cant/ (bibimonmammoth)
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a continent is on fire

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpqdj/a_continent_is_on_fire/ (deepkick87)
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We never pass on the “hello” we’re supposed to pass on when Peter tells you to say hello to Paul.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpqdh/we_never_pass_on_the_hello_were_supposed_to_pass/ (nekuyrohs)
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Humans are a “flush toilet” button to cats.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpqb6/humans_are_a_flush_toilet_button_to_cats/ (ZDM-tulip)
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Every photo is a picture of you of when you where younger

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpq7s/every_photo_is_a_picture_of_you_of_when_you_where/ (PyroGojira)
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People don’t usually pay attention to eyebrows, but we’d notice really fast if someone didn’t have any.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejppn5/people_dont_usually_pay_attention_to_eyebrows_but/ (FlightlessBurdi)
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WWIII can be avoided if every soldier went on strike

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpp1z/wwiii_can_be_avoided_if_every_soldier_went_on/ (Tutti3344)
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The cops left the mafia alone for so long because they figured they were better at taking each other out than the police department ever could.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpon5/the_cops_left_the_mafia_alone_for_so_long_because/ (Trackmaster15)
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Drinking water after chewing mint gum is the soicy but cold

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpnzc/drinking_water_after_chewing_mint_gum_is_the/ (ZetMeme)
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World War 3 will be sponsored by raid shadow legends (probably)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpnbl/world_war_3_will_be_sponsored_by_raid_shadow/ (RetroMonkeyBizzz)
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With all the major events that occurred in 2019, it was kind of like a grand finale in a movie series; the movie series being the 2010s.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpmif/with_all_the_major_events_that_occurred_in_2019/ (Frahmy12)
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A majority of people you know have lived through two millennia, two centuries, and at least two decades.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejplp4/a_majority_of_people_you_know_have_lived_through/ ([deleted])
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People in prison don't know about all this WWIII shit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejplox/people_in_prison_dont_know_about_all_this_wwiii/ (yardenaf)
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Trumps assassination of Borat will go down in US history

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejplcd/trumps_assassination_of_borat_will_go_down_in_us/ (twintowersrubble)
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Vegans who swallow their partner after oral are in fact consuming an animal byproduct.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpk4l/vegans_who_swallow_their_partner_after_oral_are/ (caden_hunter)
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Hackers won’t just take control over one self-driving car to crash it. They will take over thousands and park them on highways to cause massive traffic jams, a literal 'denial of service' attack on roads.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpjt4/hackers_wont_just_take_control_over_one/ (rock_boffin)
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Our dogs may have chased off so many burglars while we're sleeping/away from home and we'll never know it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpja5/our_dogs_may_have_chased_off_so_many_burglars/ ([deleted])
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‘Television’ abbreviates to TV, but ‘telephone’ doesn’t abbreviate to TP

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpina/television_abbreviates_to_tv_but_telephone_doesnt/ (llupa)
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Winter is the only season that happens twice a year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpiis/winter_is_the_only_season_that_happens_twice_a/ (EatGarb)
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It's impossible to visualize the perspective of a blind person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpic1/its_impossible_to_visualize_the_perspective_of_a/ ([deleted])
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Walking is repeatedly tipping over without actually falling because you saved it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpia9/walking_is_repeatedly_tipping_over_without/ (grg_krzwg)
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Out of all the places we have hair the most it had to be the top of our heads

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejphf7/out_of_all_the_places_we_have_hair_the_most_it/ (MattsMemes64)
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Meth heads have no teeth because they pawn them to the tooth fairy for meth money

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejphcd/meth_heads_have_no_teeth_because_they_pawn_them/ (jvgumby)
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A 13 year old with internet access could see more boobs than any of his ancestors could

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejph9j/a_13_year_old_with_internet_access_could_see_more/ ([deleted])
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Stars, planets and moons are approximately spherical, particles, molecules and atoms are approximately spherical. Perhaps earth is nothing more than an H2O atom, sitting in someones glass in a much larger universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejph10/stars_planets_and_moons_are_approximately/ (Neilrltd)
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Staying home on a Friday night as an adult feels like a reward. As a high schooler it felt like a punishment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpgeg/staying_home_on_a_friday_night_as_an_adult_feels/ (HungryChefBrockett)
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A fried egg with a runny yolk is medium-rare.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpg6l/a_fried_egg_with_a_runny_yolk_is_mediumrare/ (rice_yummy)
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Since we 3D beings each have 2D shadows that do not know that we are controlling them, who’s to say that we each are not also controlled by 4D beings that we don’t know are controlling us, and those being could have 5D beings controlling them without their knowledge.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpfzn/since_we_3d_beings_each_have_2d_shadows_that_do/ (SheepL-the-Shep)
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At one point everyone was an outie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpfv8/at_one_point_everyone_was_an_outie/ (sink-boy)
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Be it more or less technically everything is a fraction of the price

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejperr/be_it_more_or_less_technically_everything_is_a/ (falcon11998)
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Superhero movies are technically fan fiction, just very well financed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpehu/superhero_movies_are_technically_fan_fiction_just/ (DrAwkward404)
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Technically, every post is NSFW.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpeck/technically_every_post_is_nsfw/ (EMT_2_FNP)
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The Share Size label on candy has an insulting tone after you're done eating it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpdjj/the_share_size_label_on_candy_has_an_insulting/ (DrAwkward404)
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A songs feel can be completely changed depending on the gender it was sang/wrote by

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpcww/a_songs_feel_can_be_completely_changed_depending/ (brady-allen)
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Peace is not the absence of war, but preparation for the next one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpcrq/peace_is_not_the_absence_of_war_but_preparation/ (Hysterical_Realist)
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Aren't first responders vehicles hazardous to the epileptic community

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpclj/arent_first_responders_vehicles_hazardous_to_the/ (AlphaZorn24)
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The scrotum is a window to other worlds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpb9y/the_scrotum_is_a_window_to_other_worlds/ (Mansierge)
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All the flavours in Maoams are fruits apart from cola, and that in no way seems odd.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpatp/all_the_flavours_in_maoams_are_fruits_apart_from/ (LoadingUsrname)
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What the hell kind of flavor is bubblegum even supposed to be

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpat4/what_the_hell_kind_of_flavor_is_bubblegum_even/ (fijiwaterstorm)
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Ranch is the common mans Caesar.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpaml/ranch_is_the_common_mans_caesar/ (Mansierge)
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About Half of your childhood only has a couple of memories that last until later in life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpaaz/about_half_of_your_childhood_only_has_a_couple_of/ (Light-Ghost)
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A long cable can be a gift and a curse

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpa6r/a_long_cable_can_be_a_gift_and_a_curse/ (UnhingedUnhinged)
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In real life if you see a crazy person you cross the street and don't make eye contact, but online we all jump to engage with them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejpa09/in_real_life_if_you_see_a_crazy_person_you_cross/ (Therealtylerwickett)
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Hard candy flavours your spit which you then swallow

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejp8su/hard_candy_flavours_your_spit_which_you_then/ (PublicTrash)
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We know more about space than the deepest depths of our oceans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejp8hl/we_know_more_about_space_than_the_deepest_depths/ (Swellpearz5598)
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In ww1, both sides came together to play soccer on Christmas. In ww3 it’ll be some e-sport.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejp84i/in_ww1_both_sides_came_together_to_play_soccer_on/ (tombstonekid8394)
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The real things that differentiate us from other animals are self awareness and our stunning ability to fail using it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejp82u/the_real_things_that_differentiate_us_from_other/ (cHORDO)
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Latency is going to be a big issue with interplanetary gaming in the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejp75e/latency_is_going_to_be_a_big_issue_with/ ([deleted])
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Life has no meaning but that’s a good thing because it gives people the motivation to make there own meaning for there own lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejp719/life_has_no_meaning_but_thats_a_good_thing/ (Phennnnnn)
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“Don’t f*** with cats” and “Joker” have the same message

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejp5sm/dont_f_with_cats_and_joker_have_the_same_message/ (crazyeyeselroy)
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“mn” can make the sound of either letter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejp5ri/mn_can_make_the_sound_of_either_letter/ (rooteen)
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Going to bed at 3am is considered late, but waking up at 3am is considered early.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejp5c3/going_to_bed_at_3am_is_considered_late_but_waking/ ([deleted])
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Maybe the beings of pure thought made gushy squishy meat toys and animated them with electricity which then created AI which evolved itself into beings of pure thought which then created gushy squishy meat servants and animated them with electricity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejp59g/maybe_the_beings_of_pure_thought_made_gushy/ (Irv-Elephant)
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When asking "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?", the word chicken almost always appears before the word egg.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejp570/when_asking_which_came_first_the_chicken_or_the/ (bdubwilliams)
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For the majority of people, the first and last thing they do in a year is collectively stare at a giant shiny ball, and that's kinda weird

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejp4mg/for_the_majority_of_people_the_first_and_last/ (J_Zolozabal)
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Life is really pointless.A person could study all of their childhood and even get their dream job,and could be killed in a car crash while going to 1st day of work

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejp4fl/life_is_really_pointlessa_person_could_study_all/ (NotANormie489)
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Grapes are nature's fruit gusher

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejp4bv/grapes_are_natures_fruit_gusher/ (DJShorty420)
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Everyone is ugly from the wrong angle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejp46d/everyone_is_ugly_from_the_wrong_angle/ (victorix58)
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Only 5 people at the party like you when you bring a six pack.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejp2jc/only_5_people_at_the_party_like_you_when_you/ (PreparedForAnalSex)
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A cougar snatch is a pussy pussy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejp27e/a_cougar_snatch_is_a_pussy_pussy/ (albatross_rex)
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Your boner is younger than you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejp1sw/your_boner_is_younger_than_you/ (ApathyAbound)
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Every new year is the start and end of a year, decade and century

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejp1bp/every_new_year_is_the_start_and_end_of_a_year/ (DerpyPenguin2007)
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If books were movies or plays, you basically played the entire cast of characters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejp1aj/if_books_were_movies_or_plays_you_basically/ (Calorie_Killer_G)
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Shadow puppets performed by someone fluent in Sign Language are visual stories that can come with natural voiceovers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejp16b/shadow_puppets_performed_by_someone_fluent_in/ (Roivas14)
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People who whine about millennials the most are actually millenialls too

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejp14v/people_who_whine_about_millennials_the_most_are/ (AGirlHasNoName19)
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There are more nipples on Earth than humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejp0uc/there_are_more_nipples_on_earth_than_humans/ (Jakep42)
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We usually condemn people that take too many pictures and do not "live the moment", but in reality the moment can only be lived once, while the picture can be resurrected for a lifetime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejp0st/we_usually_condemn_people_that_take_too_many/ (rkaoril)
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Maybe you're a sane person living in an insane world? (mass insanity) Your attempts to conform are challenging and stessful, you are a sane person trying to adapt to the absurdity of modern life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejp0of/maybe_youre_a_sane_person_living_in_an_insane/ (schizoidorandroid)
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Men have unrealistic body ideals, too. RPG heroes save their respective universe on 1 hour of sleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejp0cc/men_have_unrealistic_body_ideals_too_rpg_heroes/ (Organboner4844)
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Your skeleton/internal body probably smells really bad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejozyr/your_skeletoninternal_body_probably_smells_really/ (HomelessHotdog13)
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Dinosaurs are actually artificially created creatures that were sent by our future counterparts from a distant galaxy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejoyh0/dinosaurs_are_actually_artificially_created/ (DH264)
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how do people test poison

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejoy4j/how_do_people_test_poison/ (donkeysshirt)
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We blink even when our eyes are closed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejoy0e/we_blink_even_when_our_eyes_are_closed/ ([deleted])
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The guy who discovered putting your head on a soft surface while you rest either was a genius or probably injured in some way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejoxi1/the_guy_who_discovered_putting_your_head_on_a/ (QuietRains813)
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When you are a teenager, you could literally not talk to your friend for a couple weeks and your friendship slowly dies. Meanwhile, as an adult, you could have the smallest friendship, not talk in a couple years, and still consider each other friends.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejoxcf/when_you_are_a_teenager_you_could_literally_not/ (Hi-i-am-weird)
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A bunch of random strangers probably know a pretty detailed floor plan of your home because their friends or family used to live there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejowsh/a_bunch_of_random_strangers_probably_know_a/ ([deleted])
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We're searching for life on other planets while 95% of the Earth's oceans are still unexplored and filled with life we haven't discovered yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejowo0/were_searching_for_life_on_other_planets_while_95/ ([deleted])
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If animals could speak, most likely they won’t speak any human language

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejown4/if_animals_could_speak_most_likely_they_wont/ (FluffyCatTree_001)
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The reason dogs didn't have a Stone Age is because long ago some wolves figured out how to have most of their needs full filled by some overfriendly bipedal apes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejowg1/the_reason_dogs_didnt_have_a_stone_age_is_because/ (_LongLongMan)
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Jeopardy greatest of all time will finally decide who knows the most useless, profitable facts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejowcz/jeopardy_greatest_of_all_time_will_finally_decide/ (12209542)
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When PJ is wearing pajamas both plural and possessive are correct.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejow51/when_pj_is_wearing_pajamas_both_plural_and/ (BeautPlays)
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The person who discovered cows milk must have had an interesting thought process.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejovsj/the_person_who_discovered_cows_milk_must_have_had/ (Ham-Sandwich28)
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Cyclops can't watch 3D Movie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejovqz/cyclops_cant_watch_3d_movie/ (TheContextual)
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World could be like bojack horseman's, if all species are evolved intelligent in our evolution.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejoviy/world_could_be_like_bojack_horsemans_if_all/ (shabi_95)
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The newspaper is to boomers what Twittter today is to miIlennials

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejov68/the_newspaper_is_to_boomers_what_twittter_today/ (twintowersrubble)
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Primordial ooze is the viscous outcome of the universe after trillions of years of edging

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejouxi/primordial_ooze_is_the_viscous_outcome_of_the/ (PrimordialCum)
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The reason the wizarding world in Harry Potter is so lacking in technological advancement could be because there’s not the same need for technology when magic can solve all your problems

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejoug0/the_reason_the_wizarding_world_in_harry_potter_is/ (energin)
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All water is recycled so the water we are washing out dishes with could be the same water that a dinosaur peed out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejou78/all_water_is_recycled_so_the_water_we_are_washing/ (rasberry12)
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Electrical outlets decide what your house will look like

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejot4l/electrical_outlets_decide_what_your_house_will/ (insertsavvynamehere)
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Hoarders are what happens when you’re both Compulsive Shopper and Zero Waster

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejoseh/hoarders_are_what_happens_when_youre_both/ (BalloonHalo)
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New diseases appear all the time. Dinosaurs will have died of things we've never even thought of.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejorvo/new_diseases_appear_all_the_time_dinosaurs_will/ (EarthMarsUranus)
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Centaurs have two sets of organs. One set in the human part of their body and one set in the horse part of their body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejorng/centaurs_have_two_sets_of_organs_one_set_in_the/ (HakunaMaBiscuit)
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Being blind in the movie bird box gives you a great advantage , but being deaf in the movie a quiet place would make it impossible to survive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejor1t/being_blind_in_the_movie_bird_box_gives_you_a/ (thatking1601)
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The urethra can be both the penis or the thing in the back of the throat IF you're having a good day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejoqpv/the_urethra_can_be_both_the_penis_or_the_thing_in/ (invertedparadoxxx)
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There are probably birds that are scared of heights

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejoqkb/there_are_probably_birds_that_are_scared_of/ (XScampsie)
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One person swimming is technically perfectly synchronized swimming

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejoqk3/one_person_swimming_is_technically_perfectly/ (sir-sillywilly)
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It's normal to buy games for PC and console, but abnormal to buy games for mobile.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejoq90/its_normal_to_buy_games_for_pc_and_console_but/ (CMShortboy)
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A glass shattered on the floor is dangerous confetti.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejopfg/a_glass_shattered_on_the_floor_is_dangerous/ (thepigfish82)
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Definitely don't protest war. Historically, it always leads to war.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejop0z/definitely_dont_protest_war_historically_it/ (drummerboye)
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if autopilot in cars was perfect, there wouldn't be traffic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejoovj/if_autopilot_in_cars_was_perfect_there_wouldnt_be/ ([deleted])
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If there is a new World War, there is a good chance there will be many soldiers fortnight dancing after a gunfight

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejoog8/if_there_is_a_new_world_war_there_is_a_good/ (Starspeaker23)
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We have barely dabbled into the potential benefits of competitive therapy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejonv1/we_have_barely_dabbled_into_the_potential/ (TheTwoWipeWonder)
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When used as designed for sex, the penis is a hands free device.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejonpi/when_used_as_designed_for_sex_the_penis_is_a/ (nugraph)
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Just imagine if you could smell your lungs when you exhale

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejono7/just_imagine_if_you_could_smell_your_lungs_when/ (EldurArni_27)
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Snoaring might be an evolutionary trait that early humans had to scare of scavengers and predators during the vulnerable sleep. The snoaring sound in a cave gets amplified and scary

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejomw5/snoaring_might_be_an_evolutionary_trait_that/ (dangohl)
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The first few bites into a snack will often satisfy our cravings which is out of proportion to the enormous amount that we buy off the shelf.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejom6n/the_first_few_bites_into_a_snack_will_often/ (ilovesydney)
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Sharks are born swimming, turtles are born ready to evade hundreds of predators as they scurry down a beach, humans are born barely able to suck on a boob.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejolob/sharks_are_born_swimming_turtles_are_born_ready/ (Engine-earz)
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People give Kyles and Chads a hard time but no one ever talks about how most Derricks are complete douche nozzles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejolh0/people_give_kyles_and_chads_a_hard_time_but_no/ (SongsOfLightAndDark)
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If you have only one friend, and they’re nonbinary, then no one will ever know you only have one friend

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejolgv/if_you_have_only_one_friend_and_theyre_nonbinary/ (mermicide)
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As kids, we could've easily killed out pets without knowing. And that's why they "Ran away"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejol8j/as_kids_we_couldve_easily_killed_out_pets_without/ (FlavoredFox)
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If world war 3 happens our kids will be the new boomers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejojvz/if_world_war_3_happens_our_kids_will_be_the_new/ (daregoose)
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Anakin didn’t kill the sand people because they killed his mother, he did it because they were made of sand

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejoj5h/anakin_didnt_kill_the_sand_people_because_they/ (Quinnpill19)
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All nations are island nations

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejoizy/all_nations_are_island_nations/ (GreatestClover50)
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There are 2 types of people, the type of people who move around to avoid running into people when going against a crowd, and the type of people who walk strait and expect the people around them to move when going against a crowd.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejoi8p/there_are_2_types_of_people_the_type_of_people/ (GalaxyDogg0)
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The worlds biggest animals, the blue whale and the african elephant, have no idea each other exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejohhs/the_worlds_biggest_animals_the_blue_whale_and_the/ ([deleted])
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If people could see CO2 they would probably do a lot more to reduce the amount of CO2 in the atmosphere

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejohgo/if_people_could_see_co2_they_would_probably_do_a/ (beddemenne)
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There’s a high chance that a Jedi at some point used the Force for masturbation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejohez/theres_a_high_chance_that_a_jedi_at_some_point/ (BipolarWolf44)
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Since drones and huge internet stores like Amazon exist, loot boxes might actually be a real thing in the next world war

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejohdw/since_drones_and_huge_internet_stores_like_amazon/ (The_Kashman)
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M&M’s slogan could just be “Mmmmmmmmmmmm”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejogu4/mms_slogan_could_just_be_mmmmmmmmmmmm/ ([deleted])
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Everyone has kicked a pregnant woman before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejogtn/everyone_has_kicked_a_pregnant_woman_before/ (1NF3RN0-)
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We’re the same distance from 1990 as we are from 2050.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejofre/were_the_same_distance_from_1990_as_we_are_from/ ([deleted])
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There are most likely a lot of “heroic” generals that could have changed the world if they hadn’t died in the front lines.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejofle/there_are_most_likely_a_lot_of_heroic_generals/ (DijonMoostarde)
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McDonald’s chicken nuggets are primarily vehicles to ingest BBQ sauce.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejofi5/mcdonalds_chicken_nuggets_are_primarily_vehicles/ (MyFavoriteShoesHurt)
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The only ones excited about wars are the ones who don't fight in them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejof5u/the_only_ones_excited_about_wars_are_the_ones_who/ (Starlord_who)
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We need Roland to succeed even more than before, with our world moving on as it is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejoezp/we_need_roland_to_succeed_even_more_than_before/ (idonotknowwhototrust)
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A bunch of random people probably know a pretty detailed floor plan of your home because their friends or family used to live there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejodu3/a_bunch_of_random_people_probably_know_a_pretty/ ([deleted])
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Parents always tell you look both ways before you cross the street and it seems unnecessary but this becomes a crucial learned habit once your an adult and you’re the one driving the car

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejodew/parents_always_tell_you_look_both_ways_before_you/ (smoothoperator6)
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Every new year is the start of a new decade. We as humans just get excited about numbers that end in 5 and 0

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejode7/every_new_year_is_the_start_of_a_new_decade_we_as/ (istrx13)
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Pinocchio’s nose growth could turn into a renewable source of energy and/or materials

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejoddu/pinocchios_nose_growth_could_turn_into_a/ (BookwyrmKW)
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People overestimate what they can accomplish is a year, and underestimate what they can accomplish in a decade.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejocqe/people_overestimate_what_they_can_accomplish_is_a/ (ClearMyFuckinShit)
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Cabbage just dlosettice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejoby3/cabbage_just_dlosettice/ (IceySpectre)
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Tacos are the most loved food They get there own day each week

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejobu8/tacos_are_the_most_loved_food_they_get_there_own/ (-xXDominusXx-)
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As society becomes more accepting - toilets will have more than just two flush options.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejob4f/as_society_becomes_more_accepting_toilets_will/ (EuthanizedEjaculate)
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If boomers are the generation after ww2, then if we have a ww3, we might accidentally make another generation of boomers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejoau7/if_boomers_are_the_generation_after_ww2_then_if/ (ethanrose0012)
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Santa's belly shakes like a bowl full of jelly in the poem because he's slammed thousands of cookies and glasses of milk and is engorged like a tick. If you caught him at the beginning of the night he'd be slim, trim, and sexy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejoalo/santas_belly_shakes_like_a_bowl_full_of_jelly_in/ (CaduceusIV)
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Even though few people born in the 1920s are around, it will still be confusing to just refer to a decade as the 20s, 30s etc from now on because of how much we talk about the previous century online.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejoafs/even_though_few_people_born_in_the_1920s_are/ (Hellosl)
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The clue writers of Jeopardy probably have the world record for knowing the most useless facts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejoa98/the_clue_writers_of_jeopardy_probably_have_the/ (Mattx8y)
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If wars were fought by the 2 country's leaders instead of their militaries, a world war would just be a battle royale

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejoa8e/if_wars_were_fought_by_the_2_countrys_leaders/ (Mega_Mans_Pet_Cat)
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You can never truly appreciate warm, dry clothes until you have no choice but to wear wet ones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejo9nf/you_can_never_truly_appreciate_warm_dry_clothes/ (Pengueos)
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The higher your apartment is the less chances of finding roaches

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejo9d4/the_higher_your_apartment_is_the_less_chances_of/ (faisal_adilby)
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When you're a kid you wish you were an adult already and when you're an adult you were wish you were a kid again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejo97k/when_youre_a_kid_you_wish_you_were_an_adult/ (TheContextual)
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You’ve never seen real telekinesis

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejo81l/youve_never_seen_real_telekinesis/ ([deleted])
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Lollipops just makes your saliva taste good

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejo6si/lollipops_just_makes_your_saliva_taste_good/ (HiddenPowers69)
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If World War III breaks out because of the recent bombing, there are going to be a TON of medical exceptions due to bone spurs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejo6dr/if_world_war_iii_breaks_out_because_of_the_recent/ ([deleted])
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-40° Celsius is the same as -40° Fahrenheit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejo66r/40_celsius_is_the_same_as_40_fahrenheit/ (BaoMlbb)
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saying that “reverse psychology always works” is it self reverse psychology

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejo4e6/saying_that_reverse_psychology_always_works_is_it/ (Aston-dat-boiii)
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You can just eat restaurant appetizers like plates of mozzarella sticks and potato skins at home and no one can stop you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejo3k6/you_can_just_eat_restaurant_appetizers_like/ (anamethatsvisible)
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For those who write out the dates (1/1/20) are in danger of being a victim of fraud as the criminals can just add numbers at the end such as (1/1/2018).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejo3j3/for_those_who_write_out_the_dates_1120_are_in/ (EstrangedEncounters)
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People could go there whole life’s without having enough coat hangers for their shirts and sweaters because of laundry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejo3a4/people_could_go_there_whole_lifes_without_having/ (Mr_Fshdg)
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Straight female vegans do in fact like meat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejo399/straight_female_vegans_do_in_fact_like_meat/ (Yeet-or-be-Yoteed)
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It's crazy that we can't remember all the titles of the movies we saw but if we have a list of all the movie titles in front of us, we can recognize every single one we saw.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejo2rr/its_crazy_that_we_cant_remember_all_the_titles_of/ (wolf_cy)
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When you step on someones foot, they open their mouth like a trash can.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejo26z/when_you_step_on_someones_foot_they_open_their/ (GBster)
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You have only been birthed if your mother delivered you naturally. if you were delivered via c-section, you simply have been removed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejo1sk/you_have_only_been_birthed_if_your_mother/ (Imuniqueperson)
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If midgets play mini golf, it just becomes appropriately sized golf.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejo1db/if_midgets_play_mini_golf_it_just_becomes/ ([deleted])
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Your cat/dog/pet sometimes wants affection right as you wake up because it didn't know that you were sleeping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejo0vy/your_catdogpet_sometimes_wants_affection_right_as/ (__Obie__)
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Everyone has won a race once in their life even if their crippled

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejo0fy/everyone_has_won_a_race_once_in_their_life_even/ ([deleted])
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So, at this moment, Mexicans can start building a wall in case the WWiii starts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejo06n/so_at_this_moment_mexicans_can_start_building_a/ (Olkra935)
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If there really are parallel universes, a big majority of them will have absolutely no or minimal effect on earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnzcu/if_there_really_are_parallel_universes_a_big/ (MMrMasto)
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Hotel incidentals are anything but.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnz45/hotel_incidentals_are_anything_but/ (hernanredrum)
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If there happens to be another draft, there is a chance you will fight alongside someone you played an online FPS game with.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejny9p/if_there_happens_to_be_another_draft_there_is_a/ ([deleted])
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Before 2007 no movie theater ever had to say “please silence your cellphones”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnxft/before_2007_no_movie_theater_ever_had_to_say/ (Xd-Voidzy)
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Today is 01/04/20 and it's nice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnx2g/today_is_010420_and_its_nice/ (theyseemeboatin)
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A large amount of problems and crime could be solved if Bruce Wayne used his money towards the city instead of just knocking bad guys unconscious as Batman

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnwoy/a_large_amount_of_problems_and_crime_could_be/ (Count_Verdunkeln)
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The vampire actor is becoming Batman and the Joker actor is becoming a vampire.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnw85/the_vampire_actor_is_becoming_batman_and_the/ (manikfox)
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If the kids in the Baby Shark video were 10 or 11, they start driving this year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnvvp/if_the_kids_in_the_baby_shark_video_were_10_or_11/ ([deleted])
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Crossfit is the special olympics of working out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnunu/crossfit_is_the_special_olympics_of_working_out/ (wardser)
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There are people who have paid to see the prequels, sequels and anthology movies, yet not liked any Star Wars product since 1983.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnud3/there_are_people_who_have_paid_to_see_the/ (sarabiforums)
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People say politically correct because politically correct and politically right have different meanings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnubq/people_say_politically_correct_because/ (ELK47)
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The insects that die during colder weather must be pretty psyched about the earth warming.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnu4r/the_insects_that_die_during_colder_weather_must/ (Unibobber_)
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The fatter a person becomes, the more of a mobile heater they become

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejntwm/the_fatter_a_person_becomes_the_more_of_a_mobile/ (Eveillog2)
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How many people have actually spun exactly 360° before a noscope

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejntrf/how_many_people_have_actually_spun_exactly_360/ ([deleted])
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Fawkes is an eternal slave

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejntmb/fawkes_is_an_eternal_slave/ (Wicooo)
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This wouldnt be a world war if it wss just US and Iran (who would help US if they attacked first)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnt8j/this_wouldnt_be_a_world_war_if_it_wss_just_us_and/ (thatguybruv)
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People who only post edited pictures with dog filters and stuff like that have very low odds of being found if they go missing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnt3c/people_who_only_post_edited_pictures_with_dog/ (instagram_banned_me)
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If a child celebrates its birthday near christmas, it only recieves 1 normal present from its family members, but if it has a birthday party and invites its friends, it gets 1 double present in compensation to its birthday and christmas.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnssz/if_a_child_celebrates_its_birthday_near_christmas/ (TheBRGreatWestern)
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Inside everyone of us is a spooky skeleton.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnse4/inside_everyone_of_us_is_a_spooky_skeleton/ (Nodyz)
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men, remember, if it smells bad, just tell your wife

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnsdq/men_remember_if_it_smells_bad_just_tell_your_wife/ ([deleted])
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The world is getting better and somehow WW3 about to start.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejns5g/the_world_is_getting_better_and_somehow_ww3_about/ (stabbler53)
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tried punching the water but it didn't budge. huh

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejns3g/tried_punching_the_water_but_it_didnt_budge_huh/ (Daggerdinger)
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Quantum immortality is real, it just costs a hundred coins each time you die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnrve/quantum_immortality_is_real_it_just_costs_a/ (mybustersword)
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If reincarnation is real, then you when you die, you technically die for someone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnrn5/if_reincarnation_is_real_then_you_when_you_die/ (Sorryguysmymomsaidno)
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The language that you and your cat share, goes back to your common ancestors!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnqfe/the_language_that_you_and_your_cat_share_goes/ (wat_the_fun)
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A photobombed picture is always more share-worthy than if it had been taken as planned.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnq9q/a_photobombed_picture_is_always_more_shareworthy/ (caniaskusomething)
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Mirrors are a portal to a parallel world, but we cant't go through them because there is another us on the other side who opposes us with equal force to ours because he has our same thoughts so he wants to go to the other world (ours) too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnq85/mirrors_are_a_portal_to_a_parallel_world_but_we/ (-Liiiiiii)
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Mandalorians can never go to a dentist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnpzn/mandalorians_can_never_go_to_a_dentist/ (secologanin409)
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1/4 women under the age of 45 have a festive period

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnpht/14_women_under_the_age_of_45_have_a_festive_period/ (irrelephantness)
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Due to the increasing number of female leads in action movies, stuntwome's population will experiment a significant increase over the next decade.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnpb6/due_to_the_increasing_number_of_female_leads_in/ (ru_be_nez)
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The majority of the views on Rick Astley's never going to give you up are probably non consensual

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnp7s/the_majority_of_the_views_on_rick_astleys_never/ (v-swizy)
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If WWIII does break out, celebrities would most likely start to protest and start to influence people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnp15/if_wwiii_does_break_out_celebrities_would_most/ (Dan_the_dude05)
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Buddy the Elf has the perfect approach to life!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnox0/buddy_the_elf_has_the_perfect_approach_to_life/ (yeaabut)
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Your moms poo and you were next door neighbours back then.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejno21/your_moms_poo_and_you_were_next_door_neighbours/ ([deleted])
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74° looks like a person doing a cannonball off of a cliff.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnnyu/74_looks_like_a_person_doing_a_cannonball_off_of/ (booleandata)
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All the time spent playing COD was to prepare us for what is to come.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnnlp/all_the_time_spent_playing_cod_was_to_prepare_us/ (BigFoid)
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Every year is the end of a decade

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnncu/every_year_is_the_end_of_a_decade/ (DerpyPenguin2007)
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Nobody taught us how to live.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnn76/nobody_taught_us_how_to_live/ ([deleted])
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You can’t become sweaty without being moist first

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnmue/you_cant_become_sweaty_without_being_moist_first/ (bdunc956)
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When you say you like Star Wars people are now more likely to say “ Even the sequels” than “Even the prequels”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnlqo/when_you_say_you_like_star_wars_people_are_now/ (Teddybat)
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Chewbacca saved the Alliance by stealing the AT AS walker with 2 Ewoks and never gets the credit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnlnd/chewbacca_saved_the_alliance_by_stealing_the_at/ (ransack71)
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Technically anything can be done in a matter of seconds, even if it takes an hour cause then it’s just 3600 seconds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnlaa/technically_anything_can_be_done_in_a_matter_of/ (PreSipIss)
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Someone has probably choked out a grizzly bear in self defence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnk0e/someone_has_probably_choked_out_a_grizzly_bear_in/ (GreenTarzan)
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Murders by drone strike will be hard to stop.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnjov/murders_by_drone_strike_will_be_hard_to_stop/ (drummerboye)
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money bags could be full of brick

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnja0/money_bags_could_be_full_of_brick/ (Daggerdinger)
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The fact that humans aren’t able to see air but are able to see water could imply that fish aren’t able to see water but are able to see air

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnj0j/the_fact_that_humans_arent_able_to_see_air_but/ ([deleted])
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If there is another World War, there will probably be another generation of boomers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnim8/if_there_is_another_world_war_there_will_probably/ (nickdst)
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ToFurkey is Faux Turkey.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnifm/tofurkey_is_faux_turkey/ (DaRusskey)
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Even though they tell you to avoid things that stain your teeth, dentists still have a coffee machine in their lobby

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnhyh/even_though_they_tell_you_to_avoid_things_that/ (ControversyisKey)
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If people actually do get drafted to fight in 'World War III' and a lot of people die, history will look back at this as very dark, tragic and inevitable. Predicted by us and laughed off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnhti/if_people_actually_do_get_drafted_to_fight_in/ (LemonLordLarry2)
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You don't need a parachute to do free fall but you need a parachute to do it twice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejngk9/you_dont_need_a_parachute_to_do_free_fall_but_you/ (Commune_Of_France)
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There has never been a game of flashlight tag that hasn’t ended in an argument.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnev7/there_has_never_been_a_game_of_flashlight_tag/ (Cuddlefish7)
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The internet is going to be an interesting place during the next world war

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejneo0/the_internet_is_going_to_be_an_interesting_place/ (Fulza)
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If you eat spicy beef you are burning at the steak

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejne3f/if_you_eat_spicy_beef_you_are_burning_at_the_steak/ (Fire-Nation-17)
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For some reason we built a system where people with sweaty hands get punished by not getting hired.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejncy2/for_some_reason_we_built_a_system_where_people/ (DarkWolf164)
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someone that cares for chickens is a chicken tender.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnc2r/someone_that_cares_for_chickens_is_a_chicken/ (caramello123)
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Chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnbrk/chemically_speaking_alcohol_is_a_solution/ (TrashyThrower)
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1970 was half a century ago

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnbok/1970_was_half_a_century_ago/ (JesusNameWeFuck)
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Technically, there can't be a Global Flat Earth Society.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnbbc/technically_there_cant_be_a_global_flat_earth/ (OftRepeated1136)
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Jay-Z actually did 2 albums with R. Kelly knowing that he married a child who was also at one point his best friend's girlfriend

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnb24/jayz_actually_did_2_albums_with_r_kelly_knowing/ (insufferablysad)
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How does nature just seemingly "know" how to keep a perfect male/female balance (of any species) ...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnanb/how_does_nature_just_seemingly_know_how_to_keep_a/ (fractalrain39)
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When talking to a wall, it will eventually talk back. When talking to a person, they will eventually stop talking. Therefore, walls are better friends.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnaml/when_talking_to_a_wall_it_will_eventually_talk/ (r3ddyboi)
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If a new world war happens, all the internet culture we have created will either be erased or be a simple memory in the history of human kind

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnaht/if_a_new_world_war_happens_all_the_internet/ (malama2)
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Attack of The Clones - Natalie Portman in the white outfit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejnadi/attack_of_the_clones_natalie_portman_in_the_white/ (pm_your_masterpiece)
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We really do toilet paper a favor by using it to blow our nose.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejn8el/we_really_do_toilet_paper_a_favor_by_using_it_to/ (crypto-anarchist86)
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we've finally reached the point where virtually every phones camera is amazing, and we use cheap filters to wash out any detail.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejn85e/weve_finally_reached_the_point_where_virtually/ (seanmachine)
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If everyone refused to fight there could be no war

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejn7v3/if_everyone_refused_to_fight_there_could_be_no_war/ (Proheenix)
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lol looks like a tie fighter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejn7r9/lol_looks_like_a_tie_fighter/ (willow_tyber)
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Every single phrase, Can be sung, In Scooby Doo format, Yeah.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejn7qb/every_single_phrase_can_be_sung_in_scooby_doo/ (rocwriter)
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Every living creature shits all over the planet. Humans are the only ones that trash it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejn7ly/every_living_creature_shits_all_over_the_planet/ (Exypnos02)
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If lego Ninjago is considered to be an anime that implies the existence of lego anime weebs and that implies the demand for lego Ninjago hentai.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejn791/if_lego_ninjago_is_considered_to_be_an_anime_that/ (bluehundred72)
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In the future there is going to be gaming centers with the newest systems in nursing homes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejn6w6/in_the_future_there_is_going_to_be_gaming_centers/ (Patrickp21)
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people who say they don't come into school on the last day causes a paradox, if you don't come in on the "last day" each day before that is the last day and you never come into school...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejn5ir/people_who_say_they_dont_come_into_school_on_the/ (yardenaf)
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Every single phrase, can be sang, in Scooby Doo format, yeah.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejn5eg/every_single_phrase_can_be_sang_in_scooby_doo/ ([deleted])
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If schools replaced a non essential class with an ‘anti procrastination’ course, the amount of total work completed would probably be higher.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejn581/if_schools_replaced_a_non_essential_class_with_an/ (thegonch345)
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A goalkeeper’s life goal is to stop others from achieving theirs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejn4tw/a_goalkeepers_life_goal_is_to_stop_others_from/ ([deleted])
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The world just broke a new record. Not even a week into the decade, and we already want it to end.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejn4la/the_world_just_broke_a_new_record_not_even_a_week/ (Animeking1108)
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Selling your soul to the Devil for immortality is a bad deal for both you and the Devil.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejn4a3/selling_your_soul_to_the_devil_for_immortality_is/ (Gary_October)
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People think it's easier to control someone, rather than teach them how to control themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejn3yd/people_think_its_easier_to_control_someone_rather/ (reachout_touchspace)
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Individually wrapping expensive chocolates only makes them more expensive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejn3r6/individually_wrapping_expensive_chocolates_only/ (The_Nickolias)
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Nothing is on fire, fire is on things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejn3jj/nothing_is_on_fire_fire_is_on_things/ ([deleted])
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So many people here now use "incredibly" like teenage girls use "literally"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejn3j6/so_many_people_here_now_use_incredibly_like/ (smallertools)
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Some people out there are actually not typing showerthoughts in the shower.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejn385/some_people_out_there_are_actually_not_typing/ (Dav_the_genius)
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The white just disappears when the snow melts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejn37y/the_white_just_disappears_when_the_snow_melts/ (imaredditarian)
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If you put a map of your country on the ground there is one spot on the map which is actually touching the place it's referring to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejn2nu/if_you_put_a_map_of_your_country_on_the_ground/ (kjutkuhl)
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Tobacco companies kill their best customers and condom companies kill their future customers..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejn2dc/tobacco_companies_kill_their_best_customers_and/ ([deleted])
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If diet/sugar free drinks really tasted the same they would’ve replaced the original drink with the new one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejn1m9/if_dietsugar_free_drinks_really_tasted_the_same/ (Me_Name_is_Gregary)
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Throughout the history being a healthy 18 year old male has meant someone wants to put you in danger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejn0ot/throughout_the_history_being_a_healthy_18_year/ (Lum1nar)
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Holy shit, we are literally going to cease to exist one day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejn0ms/holy_shit_we_are_literally_going_to_cease_to/ ([deleted])
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When you are late to school too many times, they suspend you. In which you are ALSO MISSING SCHOOL.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmzk2/when_you_are_late_to_school_too_many_times_they/ (Unfinished-Sentec---)
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Year 1990 is as far as 2050

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmzk0/year_1990_is_as_far_as_2050/ (Anna-Hruskova)
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WWIII would contain little to no trench warfare

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmza3/wwiii_would_contain_little_to_no_trench_warfare/ ([deleted])
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Drones are a relatively new technology that are equally known for fun hobbies and death and destruction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmz4k/drones_are_a_relatively_new_technology_that_are/ (allthekos)
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Everything that is not a fact is arguable on both sides

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmyky/everything_that_is_not_a_fact_is_arguable_on_both/ (ONLYOCONTENT)
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One would think Never Gonna Give You Up is the most viewed video of all time, somehow it isn't though...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmyir/one_would_think_never_gonna_give_you_up_is_the/ (Atxflyguy83)
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A good story isn't always about good stuffs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmy9j/a_good_story_isnt_always_about_good_stuffs/ (Doremifakau)
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Taking the first bite of a burger determins the front of it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmy7c/taking_the_first_bite_of_a_burger_determins_the/ (kidxAnubis93)
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The irony of every bartender that can perform bar tricks/magic/juggling is probably working for a struggling bar with enough down time to master these tricks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmxvz/the_irony_of_every_bartender_that_can_perform_bar/ (transcendtime)
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If World War III goes down and the draft comes back, we could potentially shut the whole thing down if all men became trans. Women can’t be drafted and you can’t have a war if there is no one to fight it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmx54/if_world_war_iii_goes_down_and_the_draft_comes/ (Celestial_Inferno)
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Humans are the only known form of "intelligent life", and our most likely cause of extinction today is Humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmx2k/humans_are_the_only_known_form_of_intelligent/ (Teardrith)
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Trash cans hold trash that gets dumped into big trash cans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmwn7/trash_cans_hold_trash_that_gets_dumped_into_big/ (Palicake24)
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When you realize if you hadn’t initiated every conversation you would rarely have have one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmw6c/when_you_realize_if_you_hadnt_initiated_every/ (baljeet101)
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They say water is a human right, yet they force us to pay for it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmvgu/they_say_water_is_a_human_right_yet_they_force_us/ (DaAceGamer)
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Anything can kill you if you try hard enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmv91/anything_can_kill_you_if_you_try_hard_enough/ (Avyern1)
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"Reaction" videos could be used to train an AI to react to events the same way humans do, perhaps even display emotion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmv77/reaction_videos_could_be_used_to_train_an_ai_to/ ([deleted])
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WW3 is the one war where most likely nobody will be alive to tell the tale

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmutb/ww3_is_the_one_war_where_most_likely_nobody_will/ (Cadellex)
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these WW3 jokes will be history by the end of this weekend

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmut8/these_ww3_jokes_will_be_history_by_the_end_of/ (themultifacetedmuse)
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When you read comments on posts, you read them in your own voice as if they are all people made up in your mind

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmuq5/when_you_read_comments_on_posts_you_read_them_in/ ([deleted])
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Really good hunters don't actually hunt very much.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmui8/really_good_hunters_dont_actually_hunt_very_much/ (ce_666)
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Given how often your character dies in video games, in most timelines, the bad guys win.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmtu1/given_how_often_your_character_dies_in_video/ (egosuminimicus)
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You can't see your eyes vertically in a mirror.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmtsr/you_cant_see_your_eyes_vertically_in_a_mirror/ (wooglefloofum)
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Boomers are the generation caused by families following WWII, so WWIII might cause a second coming of Boomers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmtp2/boomers_are_the_generation_caused_by_families/ (joey0520)
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Every war before the discovery of new continents was probably thought to be a world war

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmtos/every_war_before_the_discovery_of_new_continents/ (Avyern1)
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Our generation will be the hero of movie base on WW3

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmspv/our_generation_will_be_the_hero_of_movie_base_on/ (EK2246)
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Many showerthoughts here haven't seen birth in a shower, immediately invalidating them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejms15/many_showerthoughts_here_havent_seen_birth_in_a/ (w_n_g_)
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If you put a map if your country on the ground one spot on the map actually touches the place it's referring to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmrwe/if_you_put_a_map_if_your_country_on_the_ground/ ([deleted])
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If somebody says it’s opposite day, it causes a paradox

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmrdi/if_somebody_says_its_opposite_day_it_causes_a/ (tropicaleyes16)
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Putting up posters with a reward when you loose you dog is kind of like putting a bounty on your dog.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmr1j/putting_up_posters_with_a_reward_when_you_loose/ (Wizardofazna)
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If you traded it, your old Xbox 360 was probably scrapped for parts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmqsm/if_you_traded_it_your_old_xbox_360_was_probably/ (AutismoTheGreat1)
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The people who make Gushers missed a huge business opportunity when people were eating Tide Pods.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmqpq/the_people_who_make_gushers_missed_a_huge/ (KindlyOlPornographer)
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The universe we currently know is theoretically a "finite" bubble that is expanding, if that ever gets debunked and the universe is infinite, there will be "finiters" just like there are Flate Earthers today.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmqmo/the_universe_we_currently_know_is_theoretically_a/ (Illusioner100)
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All legendary and mythical Pokémon are endangered species

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmqk8/all_legendary_and_mythical_pokémon_are_endangered/ (yesthisiskyle)
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You could get drunker faster if you lose weight from being sober.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmqbt/you_could_get_drunker_faster_if_you_lose_weight/ (bedazzledbrain)
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All of the minor characters in Toy Story are absolutely dead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmpnf/all_of_the_minor_characters_in_toy_story_are/ (Challenger4664A)
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When you swim under water, you also swim above water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmpg1/when_you_swim_under_water_you_also_swim_above/ (EvilMindedSquirrel)
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Considering what can happen, Smoking can be considered as a form of sucide

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmol6/considering_what_can_happen_smoking_can_be/ (The_Shiny_Pokemon)
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Cannibals probably use dandruff like salt

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmnav/cannibals_probably_use_dandruff_like_salt/ (AvgUsername)
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Every loaf of bread is a mass grave for billions of massacred yeast cells.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmmv0/every_loaf_of_bread_is_a_mass_grave_for_billions/ (kaganey)
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All of your friend's houses have different smells.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmmt6/all_of_your_friends_houses_have_different_smells/ ([deleted])
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Hot water bottles get all of the hugs, and they deserve them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmme4/hot_water_bottles_get_all_of_the_hugs_and_they/ (SweetCoverDrive)
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Everyone saying that they don't want to fight in WW3 shows how much our view of war has changed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmmcn/everyone_saying_that_they_dont_want_to_fight_in/ (Enderbran64)
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Taco Bell's entire menu is composed of the same 6 or 7 ingredients, making it all tastes the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmlyb/taco_bells_entire_menu_is_composed_of_the_same_6/ (SMTXN90)
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If WW3 actually happens, the 100 year anniversary since the last WW won't be in 2045

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmly7/if_ww3_actually_happens_the_100_year_anniversary/ (RatchetGamer)
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When you pick up a "lucky penny", your already lucky if you don't get sick from the bacteria that might be on it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmlo5/when_you_pick_up_a_lucky_penny_your_already_lucky/ (myotheraccntisbroke)
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human stomach is a waterbed for cats

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmkk2/human_stomach_is_a_waterbed_for_cats/ (xXTesticleReaperXx)
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Life is never as exciting as anxiety makes it out to be

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmkj6/life_is_never_as_exciting_as_anxiety_makes_it_out/ (ClosetEremite)
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Kony is still out there using child soldiers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmki6/kony_is_still_out_there_using_child_soldiers/ (knowledgekills12)
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Crickets chirping is a noise used to indicate a lack of other noises

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmkfn/crickets_chirping_is_a_noise_used_to_indicate_a/ (kyl_r)
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Maybe a lot of the genetic illnesses or general fucks we have in our human minds and body were created all through history because people kept having kids with there family members

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmk8a/maybe_a_lot_of_the_genetic_illnesses_or_general/ ([deleted])
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All dogs are son of a bitch’s.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmjvp/all_dogs_are_son_of_a_bitchs/ (shrekisnoice)
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No one has been in an empty room

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmjn0/no_one_has_been_in_an_empty_room/ ([deleted])
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The biggest positive number minus the smallest positive number equals the second biggest positive number.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmjbp/the_biggest_positive_number_minus_the_smallest/ (aidanpatching)
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The people in DIY videos and infomercials are from the same universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmj5e/the_people_in_diy_videos_and_infomercials_are/ (wish-i-had-pizza)
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Being ambidextrous is practically a life hack

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmiyb/being_ambidextrous_is_practically_a_life_hack/ (Lucif6r)
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Our collective coping mechanism with terrible events is to make fun through morbid quotes on pictures.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmi44/our_collective_coping_mechanism_with_terrible/ (Xhankx09)
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Time goes both forward and back.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmhyw/time_goes_both_forward_and_back/ (fora_dhoras)
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Every single letter written by a pen or pencil is unique.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmht9/every_single_letter_written_by_a_pen_or_pencil_is/ ([deleted])
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Not one person has ever been inside an empty room

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmhne/not_one_person_has_ever_been_inside_an_empty_room/ (jamesbun5)
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Wars are the opposite of evolution, the strongest are drafted and killed while weaker are safe and reproduce

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmgvv/wars_are_the_opposite_of_evolution_the_strongest/ (skadi321)
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The difference between 50% and 60% is both 10% and 20%

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmgoe/the_difference_between_50_and_60_is_both_10_and_20/ (TheGinuineOne)
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People nowadays have some sort of built in instinct where the first thing they do when they see a nice sunset is to immediately take a picture of it and post it to social media

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmg08/people_nowadays_have_some_sort_of_built_in/ ([deleted])
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gamers, if drafted for WWIII will be actual bots in the battlefield.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmemf/gamers_if_drafted_for_wwiii_will_be_actual_bots/ ([deleted])
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Scrabble starts out as a bag of scrambled babble

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmdw7/scrabble_starts_out_as_a_bag_of_scrambled_babble/ ([deleted])
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Germany holds the world record for most World Wars started

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmdpu/germany_holds_the_world_record_for_most_world/ (RatedThunder245)
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Scripts from the episodes of a lot of sitcoms are much shorter than we remember because so much of the time on them is spent on characters waiting for the laugh track to end.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmdn5/scripts_from_the_episodes_of_a_lot_of_sitcoms_are/ (Kaick_Filipe47)
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If world war 1 was so bad why is there a world war 2

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmdky/if_world_war_1_was_so_bad_why_is_there_a_world/ (UltraUsernameHQ)
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Self-driving cars are going through driving school as we speak.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmcwb/selfdriving_cars_are_going_through_driving_school/ (TopGamingBossYT)
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If you attempt to rob a bank, you won’t have any trouble with bills whether you steal the money successfully or not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmbtp/if_you_attempt_to_rob_a_bank_you_wont_have_any/ ([deleted])
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If you get a free violin with no strings attached it most certainly come with strings attracted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmbq6/if_you_get_a_free_violin_with_no_strings_attached/ (Jad-Doggy)
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If boomers are the generation after ww2, and we have a ww3, then we might accidentally create another generation of boomers...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmbfy/if_boomers_are_the_generation_after_ww2_and_we/ (NOAVIER)
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It’s helpful that “ lb” resembles the number 16 for remembering how many ounces are in a pound.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmbfg/its_helpful_that_lb_resembles_the_number_16_for/ (akarim5847)
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Teeth feel larger in your mouth than they actually are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmbap/teeth_feel_larger_in_your_mouth_than_they/ (Bladedge11)
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It is weird that we love the beginning of a new year but hate Mondays - which begins a week!!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmay3/it_is_weird_that_we_love_the_beginning_of_a_new/ (redblackforest)
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Dry January. How about a dry gin-uary!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejmauu/dry_january_how_about_a_dry_ginuary/ (kasinan92)
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The scene where the werewolf transforms in broad daylight because the full moon is still visible hasn't appeared in a horror flick yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejm9xg/the_scene_where_the_werewolf_transforms_in_broad/ (Roivas14)
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If we go in WW3, the lucky one will be the one kill in combat, the rest will face a ecology disaster

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejm9vp/if_we_go_in_ww3_the_lucky_one_will_be_the_one/ ([deleted])
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There won’t be another year with an AB number pattern for another 101 years (2121)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejm9us/there_wont_be_another_year_with_an_ab_number/ (ProfessorSucc)
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A sock disappearing in the wash is the bermuda triangle of clothing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejm9ef/a_sock_disappearing_in_the_wash_is_the_bermuda/ (PokeNad14)
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Blind people would probably really like the series "See" but they can't watch it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejm8xn/blind_people_would_probably_really_like_the/ ([deleted])
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Black holes are at the top of the entire universe’s food chain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejm8g8/black_holes_are_at_the_top_of_the_entire/ ([deleted])
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You have probably never seen a room from every possible perspective.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejm86z/you_have_probably_never_seen_a_room_from_every/ (GreyLotus080)
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Most of WW3 will be mostly fought by drones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejm78l/most_of_ww3_will_be_mostly_fought_by_drones/ (Online_Echo)
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When you’re being massaged, you’re feeling pain. However, it’s so minuscule that it feels good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejm6e5/when_youre_being_massaged_youre_feeling_pain/ (GUG00)
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History classes in the future will be terrifyingly creepy considering they will have good quality videos of all dead people living day to day lives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejm6b3/history_classes_in_the_future_will_be/ (arselash_boneinmytea)
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There could be a mass grave somewhere on the bottom of pacific ocean. And we will propobly never know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejm620/there_could_be_a_mass_grave_somewhere_on_the/ (i_starving)
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WW3 could be the first war that people joked about even if it hasn't already started, imagine in these people will go to fight a war...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejm5lk/ww3_could_be_the_first_war_that_people_joked/ (leo_granero)
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Looking back, maybe impeachment was chance to prevent a war.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejm51t/looking_back_maybe_impeachment_was_chance_to/ (Loovelife)
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If you think about it, princess bride’s plot base is more used then the Romeo and Juliet scenario nowdadays

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejm474/if_you_think_about_it_princess_brides_plot_base/ (Cinema_subway)
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Both a con artist and a magician manipulate people and don’t get caught, yet being a con artist is being a criminal and being a magician is being an entertainer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejm418/both_a_con_artist_and_a_magician_manipulate/ (Duck375)
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Cognitive Function Degradation such as Dementia commonly begins at 60 years of age. Yet we call our seniors “wise” and like to elect them as world leaders.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejm40f/cognitive_function_degradation_such_as_dementia/ ([deleted])
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The Internet is technically a millennial.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejm3mo/the_internet_is_technically_a_millennial/ (unsolvedriddle2)
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People always say that everyone is important, but never explain why.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejm35v/people_always_say_that_everyone_is_important_but/ ([deleted])
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The true hero of CSI is the person who makes the high quality powerpoints in such a timely manner

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejm2r6/the_true_hero_of_csi_is_the_person_who_makes_the/ (Anon_throwawayacc20)
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Jumanji isn't exactly a terrifying game given that it always ends happily for its players.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejm2qr/jumanji_isnt_exactly_a_terrifying_game_given_that/ (Astronaut100)
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Nachos and quesadillas are fundamentally the same food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejm1yd/nachos_and_quesadillas_are_fundamentally_the_same/ (Yerm_Terragon)
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The reason why water bottles taste different from one another company is because the flavor comes from the plastic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejm1j9/the_reason_why_water_bottles_taste_different_from/ (This-Account-is-bad-)
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You never realize how much you use a certain body part until you get a paper cut on it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejm19e/you_never_realize_how_much_you_use_a_certain_body/ (FrenzyRush)
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In 1962 George Jetson had FaceTime, a smartwatch, 3D printed food, Alexa & Roomba (Rosie), the kids delivered to school by drones, and the comic relief was when technology malfunctioned.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejm10w/in_1962_george_jetson_had_facetime_a_smartwatch/ ([deleted])
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Car alarms aren't very effective since they go off accidentally all the time

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejm0ha/car_alarms_arent_very_effective_since_they_go_off/ (Margaret533)
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the two biggest animals, the blue whale and the african elephant have no idea each other exist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejm0h3/the_two_biggest_animals_the_blue_whale_and_the/ ([deleted])
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Papa John said that a day of reckoning will come perhaps the first attack of Iran will be it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejm0ef/papa_john_said_that_a_day_of_reckoning_will_come/ (HortonHearsAQueue)
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You say that your pet belongs to you but your animal may think that it actually owns you and that you are it’s slave.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejm071/you_say_that_your_pet_belongs_to_you_but_your/ (rhuffman4645)
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If WW3 happens it really will be the war to end all wars because there will be no humans left to fight them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejlzze/if_ww3_happens_it_really_will_be_the_war_to_end/ (Phennnnnn)
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Naming toilets as "Dicks" and "No Dicks" would solves lots of issues concerning the genders

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejlzpi/naming_toilets_as_dicks_and_no_dicks_would_solves/ (DepressionTropical)
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Saying "Dont cry over spilled milk" is a dumb expression in 3rd world countries

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejlzhe/saying_dont_cry_over_spilled_milk_is_a_dumb/ (Juanwick1021)
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The main character is probably jerking off during the course of a movie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejlzct/the_main_character_is_probably_jerking_off_during/ (2ndacctacct)
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At the end of the office, Kevin was a bartender. Now take the cast of the office and reboot cheers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejlz83/at_the_end_of_the_office_kevin_was_a_bartender/ (bonhot)
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With the snap of a tortilla shell, you just turned a taco into a sandwich.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejlz1e/with_the_snap_of_a_tortilla_shell_you_just_turned/ ([deleted])
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Getting your head out of the clouds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejlyuj/getting_your_head_out_of_the_clouds/ (another21982)
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Bushes are earth's hair.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejlyn4/bushes_are_earths_hair/ (Im_peach_not_orange)
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Humans fall asleep by pretending to be asleep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejlyf0/humans_fall_asleep_by_pretending_to_be_asleep/ (nobakecookiez)
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When we cook food we’re not getting rid of the bacteria, we’re just killing it so we can eat its corpse safely.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejlxf2/when_we_cook_food_were_not_getting_rid_of_the/ (Shawn_666)
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Stock for men's hair dye will probably crash due to The Witcher.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejlx8p/stock_for_mens_hair_dye_will_probably_crash_due/ (FooFooThaSnoo)
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There is a good chance you changed someones life completely without knowing it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejlwqa/there_is_a_good_chance_you_changed_someones_life/ ([deleted])
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The only real time that weight is added to Earth is when things get brought back from the Moon or space. Also asteroids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejlvi7/the_only_real_time_that_weight_is_added_to_earth/ (Slim_Kyler)
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If we survive ww3, there might be movies about the current year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejluve/if_we_survive_ww3_there_might_be_movies_about_the/ (pastawagon)
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If we ever learn quantum communication properly and mankind has colonised other star systems, MMORPG-s are going to be interesting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejlub4/if_we_ever_learn_quantum_communication_properly/ ([deleted])
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If there’s WW3, our kids will be the next generation of boomers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejltwb/if_theres_ww3_our_kids_will_be_the_next/ (badecisionsx)
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“Pete Buttigieg” and “Southbend, Indiana” are all cute sexual innuendos if you read hard enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejltrc/pete_buttigieg_and_southbend_indiana_are_all_cute/ ([deleted])
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A baby’s laughter is cute unless it’s 3 am and you realize there is no baby in your home

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejltj7/a_babys_laughter_is_cute_unless_its_3_am_and_you/ (Zmenace23)
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1994 is currently as far in the past as 1968 was in 1994.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejltdt/1994_is_currently_as_far_in_the_past_as_1968_was/ (ajs723)
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if blood is blue without oxygen then you bleed blue blood in outer space.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejltbz/if_blood_is_blue_without_oxygen_then_you_bleed/ (imdisbshs)
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Cherry flavored candy doesn’t even taste like the fruit cherry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejlt0u/cherry_flavored_candy_doesnt_even_taste_like_the/ (Boss5137)
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The ‘Showerthoughts’ icon looks like the passing of a kidney stone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejlspj/the_showerthoughts_icon_looks_like_the_passing_of/ (GeneralDan29)
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“Long time no see!” is not a good way for staff to greet patients at the eye clinic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejlsnt/long_time_no_see_is_not_a_good_way_for_staff_to/ (EzekielGoldman)
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We don't know if life is singleplayer with AIs or multiplayer with other players

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejlsh1/we_dont_know_if_life_is_singleplayer_with_ais_or/ (w_n_g_)
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We used the wars to destroy the wars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejlscj/we_used_the_wars_to_destroy_the_wars/ (Rogue2555)
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Post-nut clarity can turn a 9 into a 2 in a blink of an eye.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejls49/postnut_clarity_can_turn_a_9_into_a_2_in_a_blink/ (Redbone2222)
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"Street Smarts" is game sense for the real world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejlrxb/street_smarts_is_game_sense_for_the_real_world/ (battl3rpwn)
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The sound of an stove's pilot light igniting is the same sound as the one you hear when you quickly lift a blanket

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejlrss/the_sound_of_an_stoves_pilot_light_igniting_is/ (-CrestiaBell)
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Speedrunners likely spend more time perfecting their speedrun than it takes to complete the game in a normal fashion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejlr4z/speedrunners_likely_spend_more_time_perfecting/ (BlestBook331525)
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If third times the charm and WW3 might occur, Germany might finally win a world war.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejlqsd/if_third_times_the_charm_and_ww3_might_occur/ (Albag-Daddy)
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It’s not always taking responsibility of the dog, parents are worried about, but the inevitable death of the dog the kids/parents will have to experience down the road.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejlqmw/its_not_always_taking_responsibility_of_the_dog/ (OtherJonny)
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Humans could have missed a day due to clouds and not recorded it as a day so we might be a day late

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejlpxd/humans_could_have_missed_a_day_due_to_clouds_and/ (RubberTyres)
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Since we 3D beings each have 2D shadows that do not know that we are controlling them, who’s to say that we each are not also controlled by 4D beings that we don’t know are controlling us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejlpng/since_we_3d_beings_each_have_2d_shadows_that_do/ (akarim5847)
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A healthy burrito will give you all the nutrition you need for the day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejlpk9/a_healthy_burrito_will_give_you_all_the_nutrition/ ([deleted])
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If we take animal rights to its logical conclusion the hobby of bird watching could be deemed harrassment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejlpbn/if_we_take_animal_rights_to_its_logical/ (LadenStarfish)
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In order to get a visa for a first world country, you must first prove you don't *need to go there

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejlp57/in_order_to_get_a_visa_for_a_first_world_country/ (disintegrationist)
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As compared to WWI and WWII, 200% more people will witness WWIII.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejlnef/as_compared_to_wwi_and_wwii_200_more_people_will/ (cholangi)
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A fruitcake is a well balanced meal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejlmx4/a_fruitcake_is_a_well_balanced_meal/ (AzureApplez)
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in survival situation when ur only resort is cannibalism best option is to eat ass

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejlmqd/in_survival_situation_when_ur_only_resort_is/ (iiUltimate)
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When you are young it is a compliment to look older then your age. When you are older it is a compliment to look younger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejlmph/when_you_are_young_it_is_a_compliment_to_look/ (lewiscrighton)
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If WW3 real does happen we will all be screwed due to the advancement in technology and nuclear weaponry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejlmjr/if_ww3_real_does_happen_we_will_all_be_screwed/ (yeet5769)
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If “masturbating” wasn’t already self pleasure, it would likely have become a trademarked fisherman’s term.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejlmay/if_masturbating_wasnt_already_self_pleasure_it/ (dumbopinion101)
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There are more sequels starring The Rock, than movies starring The Rock with sequels.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejlm9z/there_are_more_sequels_starring_the_rock_than/ ([deleted])
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You fear fearing fear but you don't fear fearing fearing fear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejlm55/you_fear_fearing_fear_but_you_dont_fear_fearing/ (SqueakyMuffins)
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A bunch of random strangers know a pretty detailed floor plan of your home because they or someone they know have lived their.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejllzl/a_bunch_of_random_strangers_know_a_pretty/ ([deleted])
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In almost all post apocalyptic movies/games the male population is probably uncircumcised

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejllso/in_almost_all_post_apocalyptic_moviesgames_the/ ([deleted])
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Bugs probably think that we are giants

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejllj3/bugs_probably_think_that_we_are_giants/ ([deleted])
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We refer to a toll road as a “freeway” even though it’s not free to use.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejll57/we_refer_to_a_toll_road_as_a_freeway_even_though/ (Quin1617)
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Historians just find the news of the past more interesting than the news now

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejlkwn/historians_just_find_the_news_of_the_past_more/ (Creatively_Communist)
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We are closer to the year 2030 than we are to 2009

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejlkr4/we_are_closer_to_the_year_2030_than_we_are_to_2009/ ([deleted])
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Neopets was the first social networking site.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejlkhj/neopets_was_the_first_social_networking_site/ (totallyfineandgood)
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A human licking someone else’s had is considered gross while a dog licking a strangers hand is considered a sign of affection

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejlk2q/a_human_licking_someone_elses_had_is_considered/ (masterofmeatbal)
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We are living in a time where “the 20s” will have three separate centuries of photographic reference.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejljti/we_are_living_in_a_time_where_the_20s_will_have/ (OtakuTakaTaco)
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New year's resolution: live to see 2021.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejlizw/new_years_resolution_live_to_see_2021/ (aneatia_kotza)
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When you dream your mind goes to a parallel dimension, a dimension where everyone goes to school naked.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejlizs/when_you_dream_your_mind_goes_to_a_parallel/ (Cyprian411)
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WW3 is the first war that the internet are making jokes about before it has even started.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejli6x/ww3_is_the_first_war_that_the_internet_are_making/ (abines)
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WW3 is the first war that the internet are making jokes about before it has even started.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejli3j/ww3_is_the_first_war_that_the_internet_are_making/ (abines)
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Showerthoughts are fueled by water. The deeper the thought, the worse your "mileage"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejli2c/showerthoughts_are_fueled_by_water_the_deeper_the/ (Mikeyme1998)
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The world will collectively use a lot more ink this decade printing a 2 instead of a 1 on expiry dates

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejlhtq/the_world_will_collectively_use_a_lot_more_ink/ (giraffehunter200)
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WWIII will probably be over and won within a year or two if it does happen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejlf32/wwiii_will_probably_be_over_and_won_within_a_year/ (Cinema_subway)
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Elasticgirl could actually be a male pretending to be a female

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejlek7/elasticgirl_could_actually_be_a_male_pretending/ (RatedThunder245)
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One of the most searched things on Google today was probably the cut-off age for the draft.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejlefl/one_of_the_most_searched_things_on_google_today/ (jreddit37)
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Most business that use the marketing message, “Because we care” usually don’t care.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejleck/most_business_that_use_the_marketing_message/ ([deleted])
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There are lots of cover bands, but no one ever does a cover act of a standup comedian.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejle97/there_are_lots_of_cover_bands_but_no_one_ever/ (ns156)
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It’s sоcially accеptable tо talk abоut how reliant and addicted yоu are tо a drug as lоng as that drug is caffеine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejld3v/its_sоcially_accеptable_tо_talk_abоut_how_reliant/ (j0e_repka)
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In the song "Paint it black" The word Black is only the color black once.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejlcvg/in_the_song_paint_it_black_the_word_black_is_only/ (JoJo-boi)
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All sci-fi eventually turns into historical fiction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejlbfa/all_scifi_eventually_turns_into_historical_fiction/ (anothergothchick)
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“Barbara” is fun to say.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejlaru/barbara_is_fun_to_say/ ([deleted])
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Earth ain't no place to be if you don't enjoy waiting, because shit takes time here.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejla1n/earth_aint_no_place_to_be_if_you_dont_enjoy/ (rvadom)
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The concept of 'Hey Siri and Hey Google' is a foolproof way of Apple and Google always spying on you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejl9yr/the_concept_of_hey_siri_and_hey_google_is_a/ (SpacerockBeyond13)
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People who live at a negative elevation are living under the ocean.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejl91z/people_who_live_at_a_negative_elevation_are/ (jsassa)
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The comfort of our mattress is only enjoyed pre sleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejl8h3/the_comfort_of_our_mattress_is_only_enjoyed_pre/ (nekuyrohs)
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Literally every villain would accomplish their goals if they would just kill the hero when they capture them instead of giving them a chance to escape/be rescued.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejl80v/literally_every_villain_would_accomplish_their/ ([deleted])
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Statistically, Mars is safer for Humans than Earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejl7zb/statistically_mars_is_safer_for_humans_than_earth/ (FyLap)
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How does medicine know which part of the body is hurting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejl7ac/how_does_medicine_know_which_part_of_the_body_is/ (IHopOnNbaLiveMobile)
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If invisible cars became a reality they would quickly become the leading cause of car accidents.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejl6v6/if_invisible_cars_became_a_reality_they_would/ (some-guy-named-ET)
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If it's 0 degrees outside how cold will it be if it's 2 times colder

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejl6mn/if_its_0_degrees_outside_how_cold_will_it_be_if/ (IHopOnNbaLiveMobile)
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If World War 3 is coming, it's going to be really weird online as we have the ability to talk to and play games with our enemies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejl5h2/if_world_war_3_is_coming_its_going_to_be_really/ (MaeBeaInTheWoods)
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Nobody gives a shit and there is no point to anything we all try to and pretend to give a shit but in the end nothing matters because eventually nothing matters.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejl58m/nobody_gives_a_shit_and_there_is_no_point_to/ (Spideytidies)
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Knowing whether an actor/actress is truly grateful or humble during an acceptance speech is the real trick.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejl4o9/knowing_whether_an_actoractress_is_truly_grateful/ (Aebs)
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Rick Astley probably has a steady stream of income because of Rickrolling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejl4j5/rick_astley_probably_has_a_steady_stream_of/ ([deleted])
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In the event of WWIII, the movies made about it in the future will be the most accurate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejl48d/in_the_event_of_wwiii_the_movies_made_about_it_in/ (RaymarXI)
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In almost every single FPS melee attacks are so much more powerful than bullets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejl310/in_almost_every_single_fps_melee_attacks_are_so/ (Lucky7UP)
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The Western side of the world is considered the Internet Explorer of our time zone, yet many of us follow their trendings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejl2uy/the_western_side_of_the_world_is_considered_the/ (Nodnarb0296)
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Traffic Lights Only Use 1/3 of Their Full Power

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejl2is/traffic_lights_only_use_13_of_their_full_power/ ([deleted])
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There's probably your favourite YouTuber out there, but you'll never know due to a lack of subs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejl20n/theres_probably_your_favourite_youtuber_out_there/ (MrMisc1234)
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Buttons are infinitely more fun to press when you’re not supposed to press them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejl15q/buttons_are_infinitely_more_fun_to_press_when/ (ndwolf11798)
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If conflict between countries continues to keep happening ,threats of nuclear Armageddon could be happening on a daily basis and no one would care

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejl12f/if_conflict_between_countries_continues_to_keep/ (Phennnnnn)
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The top step of a staircase is the entire next floor

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkzlj/the_top_step_of_a_staircase_is_the_entire_next/ (Dankwizard69)
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Men ages of 19 to 26 who are in prison have better chances of survival in times of war.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkze6/men_ages_of_19_to_26_who_are_in_prison_have/ ([deleted])
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The strongest barrier in existence is the ones inside your head. There also the most dangerous because they can ruin your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkz67/the_strongest_barrier_in_existence_is_the_ones/ (Phennnnnn)
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If people stream WWIII, real life stream sniping could become a thing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkycx/if_people_stream_wwiii_real_life_stream_sniping/ (Thos234)
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We hope to die peacefully sleeping, but for a staggering amount of us that won’t be how we go.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkwzr/we_hope_to_die_peacefully_sleeping_but_for_a/ (Etazin)
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We'll never find out which is more painfull- giving birth or getting hit real hard in the balls

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkwu3/well_never_find_out_which_is_more_painfull_giving/ (NBALatvia)
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We all assume that the crunch we hear when we chew is universal, but for all we know we could all be hearing something totally different and nobody would ever know

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkwt7/we_all_assume_that_the_crunch_we_hear_when_we/ (Meringuey)
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All the most enjoyable things in life could've been done 40,000 years ago.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkwhf/all_the_most_enjoyable_things_in_life_couldve/ (minddoor)
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Every year feels faster because it takes up a smaller fraction of our lives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkw8t/every_year_feels_faster_because_it_takes_up_a/ (Mithyi)
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Running used as a punishment for youth sports leads kids to forever hate running when it’s in fact enjoyable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkviy/running_used_as_a_punishment_for_youth_sports/ (sZnOrK)
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If there is a WW3 there will probably be a COD game and adults will be fighting the real war while the teens play the game

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkuul/if_there_is_a_ww3_there_will_probably_be_a_cod/ (MonkyBot)
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In the event of a world war and subsequent draft it is possible one might fight side by side with the content creators we watch on the internet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkuqq/in_the_event_of_a_world_war_and_subsequent_draft/ (Red_Shot)
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Water is one of the only things that is needed for life and can cancel most sporting events

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkum2/water_is_one_of_the_only_things_that_is_needed/ ([deleted])
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It’s really, really frustrating watching characters in movies making the wrong decision when the right one is right there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkuk6/its_really_really_frustrating_watching_characters/ (xxbakedkate)
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If you currently exist, your status as an initial condition for the universe’s future is already happening.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkudd/if_you_currently_exist_your_status_as_an_initial/ (ShaunaAriaDDay)
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Everyone can speak gibberish, but no one can understand it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejku6x/everyone_can_speak_gibberish_but_no_one_can/ (Leoninator123)
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Every sentence spoken aloud started slightly earlier in the speaker's head.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkty9/every_sentence_spoken_aloud_started_slightly/ (AustinTheWeird)
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If we measure a world war by continents fought on then we have had more than just 2 of them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejktxs/if_we_measure_a_world_war_by_continents_fought_on/ (GingerGamer13)
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Part of a successful retirement plan is dying at a reasonable age. Anything past 90 and you’re just throwing money away.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejktpu/part_of_a_successful_retirement_plan_is_dying_at/ (jfi224)
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We will one day reach a point in history when everything we'll search on the internet will have at least one viral result linked to it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejktel/we_will_one_day_reach_a_point_in_history_when/ ([deleted])
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Deadpool can’t get stuck on an remote island forever because he can just continue to use his forskin as a boat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkt3v/deadpool_cant_get_stuck_on_an_remote_island/ (JesusLick-IMeanLover)
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How many buried nuts/seeds are forgotten and start to grow into trees because of squirrels.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkswo/how_many_buried_nutsseeds_are_forgotten_and_start/ (Happy_Trails4u)
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Everyone is a literal shitbag.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejksc7/everyone_is_a_literal_shitbag/ (Bizarre_World)
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It is considered acceptable to put up Christmas decorations a month before but unacceptable for them to be up less than a week after

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejksbz/it_is_considered_acceptable_to_put_up_christmas/ (kremineminemin)
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If World War was made by Valve we wouldn't have to worry about a 3rd one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkr9k/if_world_war_was_made_by_valve_we_wouldnt_have_to/ (QuemLerIstoEGay)
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Climate activists are against cutting trees, but they are using posters made out of paper

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkqly/climate_activists_are_against_cutting_trees_but/ (khachdallak)
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Refrigerator has no d before the g but fridge has one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkqjg/refrigerator_has_no_d_before_the_g_but_fridge_has/ (YeetYoteson)
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Actual pieces of poo going into the nostrils is what happens when you smell flatulence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkqhc/actual_pieces_of_poo_going_into_the_nostrils_is/ (Mansierge)
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If a US-Iran engagement results in the draft being reinstated, self-reported incidence of bone spurs is going to skyrocket

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkqf3/if_a_usiran_engagement_results_in_the_draft_being/ (OneHunted)
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Cooks do all the work, cashiers and servers get all the credit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkq7k/cooks_do_all_the_work_cashiers_and_servers_get/ (SquareWorm)
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If WW3 breaks out people of opposing countries will still be able to post on social media and reply to one another’s posts or to chat with each other online.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkpzm/if_ww3_breaks_out_people_of_opposing_countries/ (SarkHD)
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People always like to go up the stairs two steps at a time, but no one goes downstairs like that.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkpa0/people_always_like_to_go_up_the_stairs_two_steps/ (LuxuriantCarrot)
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Witcher is to the gaming industry what the Lord of The Rings is to the movie industry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkp3j/witcher_is_to_the_gaming_industry_what_the_lord/ (aleexthegreeat)
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If your house smelt like mints and if you breathe in through your nose then technically your nose will smell like mints.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkol4/if_your_house_smelt_like_mints_and_if_you_breathe/ (GageBoi29)
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Maybe plants are really farming us, giving us oxygen until we eventually expire and turn into mulch which they can consume

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejknb8/maybe_plants_are_really_farming_us_giving_us/ ([deleted])
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Every book ever made is a remixe of the dictionary

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkmzj/every_book_ever_made_is_a_remixe_of_the_dictionary/ (TheMandalorinwarrior)
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“Downright” and “straight up” have similar meanings but they give different directions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkmro/downright_and_straight_up_have_similar_meanings/ (aranderson2003)
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By the end of this decade people are going to be awesome at writing 2’s....

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejklwm/by_the_end_of_this_decade_people_are_going_to_be/ (bkolson)
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As of this decade, people born in the 60s will be in their 60s.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkkyg/as_of_this_decade_people_born_in_the_60s_will_be/ (RuggedProductions)
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Dogs and cats hear us talk all day, but if they bark or meow for more than 30 seconds we tell them to shut up (unless their barking/meowing is cute af)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkkvl/dogs_and_cats_hear_us_talk_all_day_but_if_they/ (voges101)
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You can't actually feed Gremlins as it would always be after midnight

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkkmj/you_cant_actually_feed_gremlins_as_it_would/ (EmTee14_)
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Tweets will be an important part of history lessons in the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkkgj/tweets_will_be_an_important_part_of_history/ (Anthadvl)
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It's ironic you can't play Uno by yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkkc5/its_ironic_you_cant_play_uno_by_yourself/ (SnideSnail)
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When a spider is trapped inside and released outside it’s like it’s going through a Stargate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkjoj/when_a_spider_is_trapped_inside_and_released/ (TapiocaTuesday)
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World war 3 is the first world war people are joking about on the internet before it actually happens

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkjn2/world_war_3_is_the_first_world_war_people_are/ ([deleted])
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Car safety tech encourages distracted drivers to drive poorly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkjie/car_safety_tech_encourages_distracted_drivers_to/ (Deltoro19)
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Now that Internet Addiction Disorder is a diagnosable condition, it sure seems shady that so many many mobile games are explicitly being marketed as addictive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkioe/now_that_internet_addiction_disorder_is_a/ (DatRedditCredit)
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For a man, pooping would require less of a need for hand washing than peeing assuming there are no slip ups. Only touching toilet paper is more sanitary than grabbing shaft + the potential for splash-back.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejki3q/for_a_man_pooping_would_require_less_of_a_need/ ([deleted])
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The cake day symbol looks more like an open envelope.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkhzt/the_cake_day_symbol_looks_more_like_an_open/ (uniqueUsername_1024)
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There must be no lonelier feeling than standing nervously in line at the bank with a few of your best buds, pulling a ski mask over your head and then realizing none of your friends followed suit and now you're just stood in the middle of a bank with a ski mask on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkhk2/there_must_be_no_lonelier_feeling_than_standing/ (MaxiGoGo)
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Fortune tellers must never get bad hair cuts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkhho/fortune_tellers_must_never_get_bad_hair_cuts/ (Masterclownfish)
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Think about how many times we have plugged in our phones, but we still can't remember which way the plug is supposed to face.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkhcp/think_about_how_many_times_we_have_plugged_in_our/ (W1ldW3st1)
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The idea of finding movies on porn sites is always funny,

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkh89/the_idea_of_finding_movies_on_porn_sites_is/ (Peak_Idiocy)
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The head of HR has nobody to file a complaint with.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkgqc/the_head_of_hr_has_nobody_to_file_a_complaint_with/ (Octo-bird)
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The opposite of redbull is greencow

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkgmk/the_opposite_of_redbull_is_greencow/ (SwiftAsChuck)
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For a brief period of time when you were born, you were the youngest person in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkfc0/for_a_brief_period_of_time_when_you_were_born_you/ (Lean_Boof)
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You can’t stand on stairs backwards

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkf5o/you_cant_stand_on_stairs_backwards/ (trojannick222)
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The shadiness of a website URL increases linearly according to the number of unnecessary periods and dashes in the URL.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkf4p/the_shadiness_of_a_website_url_increases_linearly/ (formulawanker)
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It's okay to not be okay but it's not okay to stay that way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkete/its_okay_to_not_be_okay_but_its_not_okay_to_stay/ (Jellyfihs)
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WW3 is actually a ploy to fight global rising temperatures with nuclear winter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkefz/ww3_is_actually_a_ploy_to_fight_global_rising/ (XWinslowX)
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It's really satisfying when Google Stadia brags about its speed of 10.7 teraflops because teraflop just seems like the perfect word to describe it, a terrible flop.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkdyn/its_really_satisfying_when_google_stadia_brags/ (ClickedRandomly)
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Your belly button is your old mouth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkdi7/your_belly_button_is_your_old_mouth/ (mojooooo_)
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Grass only grows green because it's a mix of blue water and yellow sunlight

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkdf4/grass_only_grows_green_because_its_a_mix_of_blue/ (styrup)
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The umbrella was so well designed there was little need to change any aspects of the design over the years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkcjh/the_umbrella_was_so_well_designed_there_was/ (Dr_meathole)
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World War III will be the First World War people will joke about on internet before it even started.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkcbp/world_war_iii_will_be_the_first_world_war_people/ (Samratrai7)
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Every body Loves the planet until it shakes hands with you !

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkbpj/every_body_loves_the_planet_until_it_shakes_hands/ (elalphalavaron)
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Saying something is a dad pun is a dad pun for a bad pun

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkblm/saying_something_is_a_dad_pun_is_a_dad_pun_for_a/ (TheRealSharpShot)
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Mostly every fear narrows down to fear of death itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkbca/mostly_every_fear_narrows_down_to_fear_of_death/ (ChillCatto101)
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When your typing your basically doing a word unscramble with the keyboard

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkamy/when_your_typing_your_basically_doing_a_word/ (gRanee)
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The last Friday of a long vacation feels like a Sunday

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkalm/the_last_friday_of_a_long_vacation_feels_like_a/ (therentedmule)
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Bob Dylan's Masters of War never gets old, unfortunately.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejkaen/bob_dylans_masters_of_war_never_gets_old/ (trojien)
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World war 3 is the only world war that was named before it could begin

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejka8v/world_war_3_is_the_only_world_war_that_was_named/ (ryane_jon)
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Y'know light sabers are plasma encased in a magnetic field, so why do people bleed when hit by one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejk9e5/yknow_light_sabers_are_plasma_encased_in_a/ (Blyatiful_Slav)
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COD games have historically ended with the assassination of a powerful leader but in reality, conflicts usually begin because of an assassination

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejk84u/cod_games_have_historically_ended_with_the/ (Trimorphic_)
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Many goods we buy on eBay are likely stolen

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejk834/many_goods_we_buy_on_ebay_are_likely_stolen/ (SocialSchisms)
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If voyeurism is the act of watching people undressing or engaging in sexual acts, then people who watch porn can also be classified as voyeurs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejk7iy/if_voyeurism_is_the_act_of_watching_people/ ([deleted])
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Since our brain uses over a fifth of our daily energy, going to school is to some degree like working out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejk7ek/since_our_brain_uses_over_a_fifth_of_our_daily/ (MaldingMadman)
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Every day of your life, your parents tell you not to go to strangers houses and take candy, but on Halloween, they encourage it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejk7d1/every_day_of_your_life_your_parents_tell_you_not/ (xMagicalLlamax)
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A horrible part of growing up is that our nightmares become realistic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejk6xo/a_horrible_part_of_growing_up_is_that_our/ (Celivanth)
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Some people just celebrated the year they will die in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejk6ic/some_people_just_celebrated_the_year_they_will/ (kjs724)
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There are more molecules of air in one breath, than there are breaths of air in the entire atmosphere

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejk684/there_are_more_molecules_of_air_in_one_breath/ ([deleted])
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Someone is going to theorize in the future, that WW3 was meant by the leaders to minimize the population.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejk5w8/someone_is_going_to_theorize_in_the_future_that/ (Hythamwraikat)
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There must be thousands of books which would have become very popular but were never published because some guy did not like them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejk5om/there_must_be_thousands_of_books_which_would_have/ (Globus93)
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If you replace one daily activity with another, point out that sometimes you do that thing wrong, draw a lesson that everyone makes mistakes no matter their level of experience, the internet people will give you validation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejk5mc/if_you_replace_one_daily_activity_with_another/ (ihearttigbitties)
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When actors play role of themselves in movies, they act naturally

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejk59k/when_actors_play_role_of_themselves_in_movies/ (Ezrealitic)
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People say life is short even though it is the longest thing we will ever experience

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejk4g4/people_say_life_is_short_even_though_it_is_the/ ([deleted])
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WWIII is North Korea's present

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejk4cj/wwiii_is_north_koreas_present/ (idontknowman4what)
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Y’all act surprised that WWIII is coming up but the Fallout series has been predicting this forever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejk4cc/yall_act_surprised_that_wwiii_is_coming_up_but/ ([deleted])
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It is an incredible coincidence that the moon is the perfect size and distance to be able to cause a total eclipse, while being rare enough to be extremely noteworthy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejk3xp/it_is_an_incredible_coincidence_that_the_moon_is/ (Jijonbreaker)
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Sabaton will soon have more source material for its lyrics

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejk3qk/sabaton_will_soon_have_more_source_material_for/ (rarlei)
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The number 0 is a portal between the positive and negative world -2 -1 0 1 2

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejk3n7/the_number_0_is_a_portal_between_the_positive_and/ (Senpai_of_Baka-kun)
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We live in the age where we communicate simultaneously the most and the least due to the anonymity of the internet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejk34i/we_live_in_the_age_where_we_communicate/ (antman4242)
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Back in the day getting a switch was one of the most terrifying things cause you were about to get whipped. Now it’s one of the most popular gaming systems.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejk2u1/back_in_the_day_getting_a_switch_was_one_of_the/ (Booman311)
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It is a huge act of trust and comfort for an animal like a dog or cat to get close to a completely different and larger animal like a human.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejk2pr/it_is_a_huge_act_of_trust_and_comfort_for_an/ (UniversalHeatDeath)
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When you eat yogurt, it’s like you become pregnant with billions of babies, but not really.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejk26e/when_you_eat_yogurt_its_like_you_become_pregnant/ ([deleted])
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Someone probably has a similar personality to Adam or Eve but they don't know it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejk1cq/someone_probably_has_a_similar_personality_to/ (ShreksyTime)
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Technically people with artificial hips or other implants are cyborgs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejk05h/technically_people_with_artificial_hips_or_other/ (apspike)
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Remnants of World War 2 soldiers could also live through World War 3

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejk047/remnants_of_world_war_2_soldiers_could_also_live/ (allaroundshredder)
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If you change nothing, nothing will change

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjzxr/if_you_change_nothing_nothing_will_change/ ([deleted])
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"Condoms are for pussys" can be interpreted in two very different ways.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjzxo/condoms_are_for_pussys_can_be_interpreted_in_two/ (Suicidebyboat)
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No matter how old you get, someone will always see you as a child.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjzej/no_matter_how_old_you_get_someone_will_always_see/ (Agent_Fry_French)
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It must be awkward for people who actually have an aunt named Flo when they tell people that she's come to visit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjz98/it_must_be_awkward_for_people_who_actually_have/ (DangalfTheGray)
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The amount of crazy stuff that gets filmed is only a small portion of the actual amount of stuff that happens in this world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjz1x/the_amount_of_crazy_stuff_that_gets_filmed_is/ (PsychicSteven99)
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Most straight guys act gayer than most gay guys.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjyo3/most_straight_guys_act_gayer_than_most_gay_guys/ (blackboijustin)
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You can pour water on any healthy food and still enjoy it, but not junk foods.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjymp/you_can_pour_water_on_any_healthy_food_and_still/ ([deleted])
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WW3 is the first World War that will be joked about on the internet while it’s happening

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjyj6/ww3_is_the_first_world_war_that_will_be_joked/ (homelesspancake)
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If alcohol made people hungover first and they then had to endure through those hours before reaching the high. Then no one would get drunk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjxpp/if_alcohol_made_people_hungover_first_and_they/ (MsBobbyJenkins)
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Reviewing churn rates at a butter factory must get confusing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjxo7/reviewing_churn_rates_at_a_butter_factory_must/ (coolguyfrogs)
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wonder if they raised the tobacco age just to create more crime for cops to stop

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjxkt/wonder_if_they_raised_the_tobacco_age_just_to/ (fergie07)
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Any extraterrestrial viewing the Earth would most likely never know that we exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjxee/any_extraterrestrial_viewing_the_earth_would_most/ ([deleted])
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The boys in anime can be considered weebs because they like anime girls.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjx7y/the_boys_in_anime_can_be_considered_weebs_because/ (1llBeDead)
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Nothing easy about life but pissing in showers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjx2i/nothing_easy_about_life_but_pissing_in_showers/ (gdaddadwey)
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Water can be breathen, drunken, and walked on depending on its state.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjwn6/water_can_be_breathen_drunken_and_walked_on/ (MyDadIsAPomegranate)
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When you drink a glass of water, it's likely you are drinking at least a molecule of water that was part of the iceberg that sank the Titanic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjw8v/when_you_drink_a_glass_of_water_its_likely_you/ (ContractorConfusion)
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Everyone thinks they're the blue side of the text.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjvzg/everyone_thinks_theyre_the_blue_side_of_the_text/ ([deleted])
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Every night you go to sleep, you trust that none of your family members will kill you in the middle of the night

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjvs0/every_night_you_go_to_sleep_you_trust_that_none/ (ibby01)
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There is a big difference between lubricant and lube. One mishap with WD-40 and you learn that the hard way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjvqd/there_is_a_big_difference_between_lubricant_and/ (HungryChefBrockett)
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If decapitation gets rid of your head then what is capitation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjvck/if_decapitation_gets_rid_of_your_head_then_what/ (Best_Boi_Ever)
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The easiest way to carry a pair of shoes is to just wear them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjv9y/the_easiest_way_to_carry_a_pair_of_shoes_is_to/ (robotdies)
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Telling strangers online that you love them is the best trend

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjulg/telling_strangers_online_that_you_love_them_is/ (StrokeMyCactus13)
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Candles Are Made With Multiple Wicks Now, So That They Burn Faster, Thus Making You Buy More Candles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejju7b/candles_are_made_with_multiple_wicks_now_so_that/ (Butt_Plug_Bonanza)
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The brain is the only thing that named itself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjtu4/the_brain_is_the_only_thing_that_named_itself/ (trojannick222)
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Wait, so you’re saying a shrimp fried this rice. Shut the front door Janice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjtqn/wait_so_youre_saying_a_shrimp_fried_this_rice/ (StrokeMyCactus13)
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You could have died this night while you were asleep and what you are living now is actually afterlife but you just don't know because it is really alike real life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjtah/you_could_have_died_this_night_while_you_were/ (Binogrepolian)
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Fire itself doesn't have a smell, the only thing that has one is the thing that's burning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjt7d/fire_itself_doesnt_have_a_smell_the_only_thing/ (BEG-MB)
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If you won the biggest loser competition, you would immediately lose the title of the biggest loser

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjsyv/if_you_won_the_biggest_loser_competition_you/ (okayjohn)
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Since only 80% of all the ocean has been mapped and explored it's possible that we are not the most common species on this earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjsi6/since_only_80_of_all_the_ocean_has_been_mapped/ ([deleted])
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You can remake IT with fish and have a clownfish as the killer!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjs6w/you_can_remake_it_with_fish_and_have_a_clownfish/ (Nipplecreek)
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The PG13 version for live sexcam girls are twitch streamers who are “Just Chatting”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjs1z/the_pg13_version_for_live_sexcam_girls_are_twitch/ ([deleted])
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Procrastinating is a NSFW activity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjrk5/procrastinating_is_a_nsfw_activity/ (JUndead)
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It's good that it's hard to remember dreams after a few minutes because otherwise you would have to question whether your memories are dreams or not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjri4/its_good_that_its_hard_to_remember_dreams_after_a/ ([deleted])
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You’ve never watched anything in it’s entirety because your body forces you to blink.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjqm4/youve_never_watched_anything_in_its_entirety/ ([deleted])
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Voice Actors in the Toy Story universe don't have a unique, one of a kind voice anymore after voicing a toy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjqkg/voice_actors_in_the_toy_story_universe_dont_have/ (espen809)
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Trending topic on WW3 is the ultimate test of the Law of Attraction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjpch/trending_topic_on_ww3_is_the_ultimate_test_of_the/ (lopezjessy)
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People aren't afraid of the dark, they are afraid of what's in the dark.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjp2v/people_arent_afraid_of_the_dark_they_are_afraid/ (_bennyblanco99_)
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Uncontacted tribes in the Amazon will never know the pain of catching their earbuds on a door handle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjoen/uncontacted_tribes_in_the_amazon_will_never_know/ (Wyldstallonez)
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We would probably have way more knowledge about the universe if scientists like Einstein and Newton had access to today's technology.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjocx/we_would_probably_have_way_more_knowledge_about/ (melswift)
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Toilet paper is one of the few products where the commercial-grade version is worse than the normal version.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjl6n/toilet_paper_is_one_of_the_few_products_where_the/ (AnOcelotNamedBabou)
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Nobody deserves to fall asleep at night wondering why they weren't enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjl1v/nobody_deserves_to_fall_asleep_at_night_wondering/ (Baited_)
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We often mention the actors who turned down iconic roles, but we never talk about how many roles could have been iconic if another actor had taken it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjjvr/we_often_mention_the_actors_who_turned_down/ (Roivas14)
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If you use paper you're writing DOWN but if you're using a computer you're typing up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjjgb/if_you_use_paper_youre_writing_down_but_if_youre/ (Kpm777)
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Criminals only want what you have, nothing more.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjj8d/criminals_only_want_what_you_have_nothing_more/ (shagminer)
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All Witchers just want to kill monsters for compensation but nobody seems to get the message.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjj5n/all_witchers_just_want_to_kill_monsters_for/ ([deleted])
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Deep dish pizza is savory cheesecake

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjj1m/deep_dish_pizza_is_savory_cheesecake/ ([deleted])
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As kids we spent our time making cool cardboard box houses, as adults we spend our time working so we don’t end up living in cardboard box houses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjj01/as_kids_we_spent_our_time_making_cool_cardboard/ (Bighawklittlehawk)
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You can probably learn all the basic life skills you need from YouTube instead of going to school.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjifw/you_can_probably_learn_all_the_basic_life_skills/ (DarkoDaDefault)
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In 2038, we'll have another Y2k-like software issue with dates since 32-bit software can't represent time past 19 January 2038. Any dates after that will be stored internally as negative numbers and systems will read it as Friday, 13 December 1901.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejji2n/in_2038_well_have_another_y2klike_software_issue/ ([deleted])
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It's ok to be a coward sometimes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjhqd/its_ok_to_be_a_coward_sometimes/ ([deleted])
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WW3 could be live streamed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjho3/ww3_could_be_live_streamed/ (tall_and_funny)
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When you take a shower, the order in which you clean each area (which you do almost exactly the same way very time) is 100% unique to you - everyone showers but does it in their own order and likely has done it that way their entire life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjhfv/when_you_take_a_shower_the_order_in_which_you/ (Steviep2036)
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If you choke while breathing, you've failed at a simple task in which you have a lifetime of experience

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjh0t/if_you_choke_while_breathing_youve_failed_at_a/ (OlleLemon)
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Harry Potter could have assumed that the memories Snape gave him were fake and that they were a part of Voldemort’s plan to kill him

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjgr1/harry_potter_could_have_assumed_that_the_memories/ (namasteco)
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If your goal was to be better than your past self, then you have already achieved it just by being here.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjgk9/if_your_goal_was_to_be_better_than_your_past_self/ (Saaderer)
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A hippopotamus is either a hippopotamus or a really cool opotamus.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjfo0/a_hippopotamus_is_either_a_hippopotamus_or_a/ ([deleted])
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Using the Force to levitate objects is much less impressive in a world where even a dilapidated speeder can float along just fine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjeu2/using_the_force_to_levitate_objects_is_much_less/ (dirtygymsock)
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if someone asks you where the beach is, you can point in any direction and be correct

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjdlz/if_someone_asks_you_where_the_beach_is_you_can/ (nickaalex)
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Some kids' parents were born after the year 2000

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjdi6/some_kids_parents_were_born_after_the_year_2000/ (bluerang1)
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If you smell your fart after releasing it, it never truly leaves your body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjdhe/if_you_smell_your_fart_after_releasing_it_it/ ([deleted])
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Hypocrite and Politician are actually synonyms but some bureaucrat fixed the dictionary for some politician.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjcv8/hypocrite_and_politician_are_actually_synonyms/ (VerbotenPublish)
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It’s funny how waterfalls are portrayed in media–they make them look so dangerous to fall in, but they’re usually not fatal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejjcsh/its_funny_how_waterfalls_are_portrayed_in/ (_NotAFlyingToy_)
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People obsessing over defending the imperial system technically have a foot fetish

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejj9za/people_obsessing_over_defending_the_imperial/ (_dysthymia)
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Five is an honorary even number.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejj9z0/five_is_an_honorary_even_number/ ([deleted])
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If we had a one lightsecond long, completely rigid stick in space, pushing on it would instantly transmit information faster than the speed of light.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejj9gu/if_we_had_a_one_lightsecond_long_completely_rigid/ (ANameWorthMentioning)
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Blind people will never know if they have a photographic memory

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejj9bv/blind_people_will_never_know_if_they_have_a/ (Caz-9)
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You know you're getting old when you can actually have a conversation about the weather

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejj96i/you_know_youre_getting_old_when_you_can_actually/ (TheJman854)
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Hundreds of years ago, 'food poisoning' probably implied that it was intentional

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejj8cf/hundreds_of_years_ago_food_poisoning_probably/ (Bullet_Monkey321)
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A squeaking mouse in a animation are samples from a basketball game

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejj8ag/a_squeaking_mouse_in_a_animation_are_samples_from/ (right-slash)
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Our skin is covered with pores, which makes us porous to some extent. One reason we relate to SpongeBob is because he is also covered with pores; porous are we

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejj85g/our_skin_is_covered_with_pores_which_makes_us/ (mcbassplayer134)
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If you are 'one in a million' then there approximately 7,530 of you in the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejj855/if_you_are_one_in_a_million_then_there/ ([deleted])
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Most life on Earth is dependent on water randomly falling from the sky at periodic intervals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejj854/most_life_on_earth_is_dependent_on_water_randomly/ (Herman-Punster)
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Thanks to smart toys and Smart home appliances The new generation will just think that its naturally everything has a small computer chip in it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejj6f8/thanks_to_smart_toys_and_smart_home_appliances/ (Abrainwithabody)
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Humans are technically invasive species

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejj6c1/humans_are_technically_invasive_species/ (JasonIsTheirSonNow)
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Hypothetically speaking, dragons wouldn’t be able to blow out candles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejj66d/hypothetically_speaking_dragons_wouldnt_be_able/ (Ez-Dough)
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2019 ended with cuteness of baby Yoda. 2020 starts with craziness of WW3

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejj64e/2019_ended_with_cuteness_of_baby_yoda_2020_starts/ ([deleted])
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Dogs are at a constant turf war with drunk people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejj4zn/dogs_are_at_a_constant_turf_war_with_drunk_people/ (Banana-Mammal)
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If you choke on your food, you have failed a task which is supposed to keep you alive even though you have a lifetime of experience in it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejj4cn/if_you_choke_on_your_food_you_have_failed_a_task/ (ryanGP-)
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When you are driving in the left lane on the highway and everyone passes you on the 2nd lane, you are the asshole.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejj499/when_you_are_driving_in_the_left_lane_on_the/ (glpc98)
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People love smelling flowers’ privates

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejj3yc/people_love_smelling_flowers_privates/ (PLUMBUM2)
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Most movies are told from the good guy’s point of view, but if it were told from the bad guy’s point of view, we wouldn’t see him as the bad guy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejj3sm/most_movies_are_told_from_the_good_guys_point_of/ (joey0520)
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In zombie apocalypse, if zombies keep eating people, where does whatever they eat goes? Do they still have functioning organs? In that case, they've to take a shit or they'll keep getting fatter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejj3ho/in_zombie_apocalypse_if_zombies_keep_eating/ (Bakasur279)
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When you claim something, you're also liberating it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejj372/when_you_claim_something_youre_also_liberating_it/ (Imguran)
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When parents say their child is "cute" or "handsome" they're really just complimenting their own looks on another canvas

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejj23b/when_parents_say_their_child_is_cute_or_handsome/ (Nora-L)
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The biggest slap in the face is biting the inside of your cheek, because it swells up later and you end up biting it again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejj13z/the_biggest_slap_in_the_face_is_biting_the_inside/ (Lumehs)
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Lone Starr’s father's brother's nephew's cousin is Lone Starr.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejj13a/lone_starrs_fathers_brothers_nephews_cousin_is/ (douggold11)
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The odds of winning the lottery with 1 2 3 4 5 are, theoretically speaking, as big as the odds of winning with 5 other random numbers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejj0p3/the_odds_of_winning_the_lottery_with_1_2_3_4_5/ (The_King_7067)
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We hoard chocolates, sweets and snacks for weeks leading up to Christmas - "Mustn't touch, it's for Christmas!" Then once Boxing Day is over it's a mad rush to scoff it all because we're starting a diet on the 1st and can't have anything tempting left in the house

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejizbq/we_hoard_chocolates_sweets_and_snacks_for_weeks/ ([deleted])
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Once cars become full self-driving, you won't ever have to pay to park.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejiz9t/once_cars_become_full_selfdriving_you_wont_ever/ (FORKNIFE_CATTLEBROIL)
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Assuming WW3 starts in less than few years, there will be human that witness the World War Trilogy at play.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejiz7k/assuming_ww3_starts_in_less_than_few_years_there/ (NicholasCWL)
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Most people with high standards will either end up alone or will end up settling for someone well below those standards.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejiz2q/most_people_with_high_standards_will_either_end/ ([deleted])
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A little pain in the present can save you a lot of pain in the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejiysv/a_little_pain_in_the_present_can_save_you_a_lot/ ([deleted])
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If certain animals can’t see/comprehend what’s on the screens of our phone, they probably think we stare at a hunk of metal for hours a day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejix8h/if_certain_animals_cant_seecomprehend_whats_on/ (mosqueet)
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A one degree difference in the weather is unnoticeable. A one degree difference in your body heat is disastrous.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejivsr/a_one_degree_difference_in_the_weather_is/ ([deleted])
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There are people that actually live in Australia

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejivr3/there_are_people_that_actually_live_in_australia/ (mdni007)
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If "whoever smelt it, dealt it" was true then police dogs would have to arrest themselfes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejiv05/if_whoever_smelt_it_dealt_it_was_true_then_police/ ([deleted])
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Boomers are creating more of themselves by starting WWIII and a new baby boom

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejium2/boomers_are_creating_more_of_themselves_by/ (JamesCaesar33)
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Every time we invent a new technology, it becomes a metaphor for everything. E.g. if you have a hammer, everything’s a nail. Psychology used to be really into ideas about stress and pressure (this came from trains and steam-power). More recently, we say ‘recharge your batteries’ etc.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejiu89/every_time_we_invent_a_new_technology_it_becomes/ (dmoc_05)
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Stripper Poles that spin are ostensibly the same concept as a BBQ spit roast

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejitr8/stripper_poles_that_spin_are_ostensibly_the_same/ (jimonlight)
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Expect a dog to be friendly, but when a cat is friendly feel like the chosen one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejito0/expect_a_dog_to_be_friendly_but_when_a_cat_is/ ([deleted])
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It seems normal to talk with yourself. It seems weird to talk with yourself while standing in front of a mirror. It seems normal to talk inside your head while standing in front of a mirror.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejitdj/it_seems_normal_to_talk_with_yourself_it_seems/ ([deleted])
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People who do selfless things do them because it makes them feel good, but doing something because it makes you feel good is selfish

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejir1w/people_who_do_selfless_things_do_them_because_it/ (reallyNotTyler)
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Sporting wear and fitness clothing companies most see a huge uptick in sales right around New Year's.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejiqv0/sporting_wear_and_fitness_clothing_companies_most/ (salTUR)
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If you take karate lessons at victory karate and then lose, you become a oximoron

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejiqup/if_you_take_karate_lessons_at_victory_karate_and/ (Wishy-wash-pots)
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People in countries that use squatting toilets don’t stay there on there phones for half an hour.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejiqga/people_in_countries_that_use_squatting_toilets/ (mkensington)
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Maybe we associate the red color with wrong/bad things because when our ancestors saw red most of the time it was because of blood, and thus something bad had happened

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejiq03/maybe_we_associate_the_red_color_with_wrongbad/ (mentol_mentolo)
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The eyeballs are kind of like the emergency ripcord to immediately exit a fight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejipp2/the_eyeballs_are_kind_of_like_the_emergency/ (phrogwing)
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If pets could speak, they’d probably ask humans to stop kidnapping them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejipm3/if_pets_could_speak_theyd_probably_ask_humans_to/ ([deleted])
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People only cares about their own face while posting a group photo.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejiopw/people_only_cares_about_their_own_face_while/ (meghrajkonduskar)
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You never see yourself grow up, the only way you can track your physical changes is through a mirror or pictures.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejio7l/you_never_see_yourself_grow_up_the_only_way_you/ (Wolcass)
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Reaching the BMI level of "Obese" can be cause for either celebration or lament- depending on the direction your weight was going when you got there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejinyx/reaching_the_bmi_level_of_obese_can_be_cause_for/ (capitalistapologist)
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If it actually comes to a WWIII, the guy who had to fix the missile alert in Hawaii isn't going to feel useless anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejinez/if_it_actually_comes_to_a_wwiii_the_guy_who_had/ (TheForwardMomentum)
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It is commonly understood that delayed satisfaction will lead to success, but our measure of success is commonly associated with what successful people satisfy themselves with.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejimg4/it_is_commonly_understood_that_delayed/ (ldb477)
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Pizza boxes are perfect for sheltering pizza during transportation but not anything else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejiloi/pizza_boxes_are_perfect_for_sheltering_pizza/ (Goatmo)
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So far it's been a boring year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejill3/so_far_its_been_a_boring_year/ (Seedpound)
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When wars are started as an attempt for popularity gains people of power trade human lives for a chance at higher approval ratings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejilfe/when_wars_are_started_as_an_attempt_for/ (King_shadow_95)
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Most of the time when people use Lol or Lmao on the internet/chat, they ain't even chuckling

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejiktl/most_of_the_time_when_people_use_lol_or_lmao_on/ (ChillAyush)
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Switzerland is apparently beautiful this time of the year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejikn0/switzerland_is_apparently_beautiful_this_time_of/ ([deleted])
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Ants will never evolve enough to understand computers just as humans will never evolve enough to see reality as it really is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejikjy/ants_will_never_evolve_enough_to_understand/ (shazam7373)
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Social conformity is a form of peer pressure

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejijuf/social_conformity_is_a_form_of_peer_pressure/ (LordandSaviourSmash)
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Somebody said the first word of the decade but nobody will know who it was

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejijd8/somebody_said_the_first_word_of_the_decade_but/ (DepresslonTM)
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Teachers are always credited with seeing kids grow up. Yet, barbers with long term customers aren’t

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejijav/teachers_are_always_credited_with_seeing_kids/ (Gavanthino)
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When trying to reenact someone yelling we actually use a whisper to describe it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejij8l/when_trying_to_reenact_someone_yelling_we/ (Yerm-ahm)
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Some football players wore a tribute t-shirt under their kit, but we don't know, as they didn't score a goal or stand out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejihrc/some_football_players_wore_a_tribute_tshirt_under/ (Lvoff)
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The 2030s will probably be known as the apocalyptic 30s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejih4k/the_2030s_will_probably_be_known_as_the/ (AlwaysAdam569)
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This decade may be known as the Warring Twenties

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejifh6/this_decade_may_be_known_as_the_warring_twenties/ (Like_Fahrenheit)
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Saying "fine" is often interpreted as the opposite definition of the word

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejif8e/saying_fine_is_often_interpreted_as_the_opposite/ (MrWappaz)
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We are alive somehow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejif5g/we_are_alive_somehow/ (Pupper-Gump)
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The secret to dancing is Vodka

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejieos/the_secret_to_dancing_is_vodka/ (FatherMace)
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More than a million peoples' last word of the decade is "...ONE!"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejie1b/more_than_a_million_peoples_last_word_of_the/ (Sparrow_101)
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Lemonade could go right through you and come out when you pee and you would never notice, it's not like you're going to taste your pee.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejici7/lemonade_could_go_right_through_you_and_come_out/ (flooflesdude)
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If humans didn’t have the sense of smell, skunks might make popular pets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejiapb/if_humans_didnt_have_the_sense_of_smell_skunks/ (TheBakeryIsOpen)
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The first time you charge your phone it loses it virginity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejianl/the_first_time_you_charge_your_phone_it_loses_it/ (TheControllerMan)
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Life isn't life without the "f" word

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejiabb/life_isnt_life_without_the_f_word/ (Doremifakau)
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Some animals could have gone extinct and we would have never known about them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejia7w/some_animals_could_have_gone_extinct_and_we_would/ ([deleted])
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If you have asthma, out of all things you could suck at, you suck at breathing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejia73/if_you_have_asthma_out_of_all_things_you_could/ (Swag_Torrance)
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Every year people lose someone they thought they'd never lose

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejia5f/every_year_people_lose_someone_they_thought_theyd/ (meghrajkonduskar)
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For ketoers, Halloween is indeed the scariest day of the year...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejia2o/for_ketoers_halloween_is_indeed_the_scariest_day/ (xkoroto)
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If WW3 does indeed happen, it will be the first World War that Germany didn’t directly start

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eji95f/if_ww3_does_indeed_happen_it_will_be_the_first/ (BotStoleMyUsername)
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It’s weird how things that most people find attractive about women (hair & nails) seem disgusting when they are not on the body but somewhere on the floor

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eji80l/its_weird_how_things_that_most_people_find/ ([deleted])
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You can only say, “Good Noon” for one minute.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eji7m0/you_can_only_say_good_noon_for_one_minute/ (deletedpostalways)
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English language is sophisticated but failed to make the word conversate an actual word

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eji7k7/english_language_is_sophisticated_but_failed_to/ ([deleted])
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If a dog is a doggo wouldnt that make a cat a catta

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eji6pq/if_a_dog_is_a_doggo_wouldnt_that_make_a_cat_a/ (memesryimhere)
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Picking up Christmas trees is the saddest but best-smelling task of the year for garbage collectors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eji5zq/picking_up_christmas_trees_is_the_saddest_but/ (blockandawe)
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The longer you live, harder the urge to live more dies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eji5qz/the_longer_you_live_harder_the_urge_to_live_more/ (Bubble1O1)
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Who used up all the hot water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eji5q3/who_used_up_all_the_hot_water/ ([deleted])
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Every day you take your eyelids for granted. Imagine trying to sleep and not being able to close your eyes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eji505/every_day_you_take_your_eyelids_for_granted/ (goondling)
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One of the advantages of being single is that you do not need to change your farting in bed habit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eji4zp/one_of_the_advantages_of_being_single_is_that_you/ (purplefeather93)
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We pick attractive mates in hopes that somebody wants to fuck our kids in the future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eji4lg/we_pick_attractive_mates_in_hopes_that_somebody/ (ybnheartattack)
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People like to plan ahead but actually it’s not possible to plan anything but ahead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eji44c/people_like_to_plan_ahead_but_actually_its_not/ (ExistentialYurt)
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Let's just be thankful that we don't have to do a millennium recap.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eji42n/lets_just_be_thankful_that_we_dont_have_to_do_a/ (smartdude101)
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Most people won't stick to their dieting New Year resolution for long enough to counteract the extra food they eat over the holiday period

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eji411/most_people_wont_stick_to_their_dieting_new_year/ (cjmarshall94)
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WWIII Might be our first live streamed war

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eji3ne/wwiii_might_be_our_first_live_streamed_war/ (Humboldt40)
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We already had 2 world wars, how about before another one we could have a world peace one 1st.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eji391/we_already_had_2_world_wars_how_about_before/ ([deleted])
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There is no holiday that everyone celebrates

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eji1vu/there_is_no_holiday_that_everyone_celebrates/ (lighly_toasted_bread)
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Scientists may have found a way to revive the dead but due to the fact that it's easy to use or replicate, they kept it as a secret

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eji1kg/scientists_may_have_found_a_way_to_revive_the/ ([deleted])
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It sucks when you age to the point that you can’t put your socks on without leaning on something

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eji1j9/it_sucks_when_you_age_to_the_point_that_you_cant/ ([deleted])
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We are likely closer to the first human setting foot on Mars than to the day you were born.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eji13w/we_are_likely_closer_to_the_first_human_setting/ (infinite-wishes)
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There is a number that nobody has ever thought of or said

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eji0wc/there_is_a_number_that_nobody_has_ever_thought_of/ ([deleted])
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The TIE Fighter howling sounds in Star Wars come from the Stuka Siren in WWII.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eji0rc/the_tie_fighter_howling_sounds_in_star_wars_come/ (DarkWarrior137)
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If you put a new driver sticker on your car, you could probably get away with a lot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eji0ig/if_you_put_a_new_driver_sticker_on_your_car_you/ (Lil_King03)
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When you run, you become the running joke.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eji06c/when_you_run_you_become_the_running_joke/ (userwbooks)
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We will never know where the first day/night cycle passed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eji00z/we_will_never_know_where_the_first_daynight_cycle/ (Codrapper)
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Technically, all unwanted sound is earrape.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhzy0/technically_all_unwanted_sound_is_earrape/ (chunkthanoss)
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Everything is debatable.... including the fact that everything is debatable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhzx3/everything_is_debatable_including_the_fact_that/ (docpurple5891)
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if you drown in water then you have just died in the one things that keeps you alive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhzr8/if_you_drown_in_water_then_you_have_just_died_in/ ([deleted])
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Children aren't the only ones people who are growing up... We all are, constantly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhzpt/children_arent_the_only_ones_people_who_are/ ([deleted])
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The electrons, protons and neutrons of your body is as old as the universe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhymi/the_electrons_protons_and_neutrons_of_your_body/ (tirin_heart)
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Before 1900 having a lot of kids meant you were wealthy and had not only A: a lot of property, but also B: free workers. Almost immediately after 1900 that changed and people with large families were put into poverty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhykp/before_1900_having_a_lot_of_kids_meant_you_were/ (UniKing45)
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If you’re taller than your role model when you meet them, you won’t look up to them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhy2b/if_youre_taller_than_your_role_model_when_you/ ([deleted])
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If there is a WWIII, babies born after this war will also be boomers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhxgd/if_there_is_a_wwiii_babies_born_after_this_war/ (mamushka_19)
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If WW3 actually happens, we might never see the 20 mil trees from Team Trees fully grow, plus a few other stuff like Space Travel, Exploration of the deep sea, etc.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhwo9/if_ww3_actually_happens_we_might_never_see_the_20/ (M1A2_Abrams_SAP_Var)
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With World War III being discussed on social media and people wondering how to avoid the draft it could cause a lot of people to get help for their depression and other mental illness in order to become draft exempt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhwmk/with_world_war_iii_being_discussed_on_social/ (slopezski)
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If you're 21 years old, you have officially been alive for 4 decades. 90s, 00s, 10s, and now 20s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhwch/if_youre_21_years_old_you_have_officially_been/ (WVmountaineer94)
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Every second the ratio of the people older than you to the younger than you is decreasing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhw4g/every_second_the_ratio_of_the_people_older_than/ ([deleted])
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Soon, there’ll be kids who grew-up unafraid to touch light bulbs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhw1l/soon_therell_be_kids_who_grewup_unafraid_to_touch/ (ijustwanttobehonest)
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Life must be so boring for A-list celebrities because everything is handed to them on a golden platter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhv1o/life_must_be_so_boring_for_alist_celebrities/ ([deleted])
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We would still feel it was a normal day and nothing happened if someone had the power to pause the time and used it for years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhuso/we_would_still_feel_it_was_a_normal_day_and/ (thebigbangtheory420)
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Someone probably changed their whole personality just to give you company and make you smile.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhul3/someone_probably_changed_their_whole_personality/ (smartdude101)
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As a boy, you spend a good deal of time waiting in stores for your mom. As a man, you spend a good deal of time waiting in stores for your wife.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhu74/as_a_boy_you_spend_a_good_deal_of_time_waiting_in/ (VulgairesMachine)
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If mailmen and Onewheels weren’t dogs two most hated things than mail carriers could efficiently Onewheel their mail routes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhtaw/if_mailmen_and_onewheels_werent_dogs_two_most/ ([deleted])
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If you are very old and hold a birthday party, and end up dying. You basically crashed your own party.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejht38/if_you_are_very_old_and_hold_a_birthday_party_and/ ([deleted])
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World records only get harder to beat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhspa/world_records_only_get_harder_to_beat/ (ReconcileReddit)
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When you keep thinking everyone around you is toxic, it'd be better to reflect yourself first.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhsgn/when_you_keep_thinking_everyone_around_you_is/ (Everydaycheerup)
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A potential world war seems like an acceptable excuse to go ahead and cancel half of dem resolutions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhr96/a_potential_world_war_seems_like_an_acceptable/ ([deleted])
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From all these terrible Instagram surgery trends we are going to have a real life elderly horror movie on our hands!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhqwo/from_all_these_terrible_instagram_surgery_trends/ (Ben-A-Flick)
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Perfume commercials have to market a smell without using someone's sense of smell.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhqne/perfume_commercials_have_to_market_a_smell/ (Jackaboy626)
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The future is now old man

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhqju/the_future_is_now_old_man/ ([deleted])
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Every time you drink water and eat food you extend your life by a day until your heart gives out and dies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhqfs/every_time_you_drink_water_and_eat_food_you/ (Phennnnnn)
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Composting is technically plant cannibalism

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhqbt/composting_is_technically_plant_cannibalism/ (Kaylagoodie)
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If we let most kids work from age 8 to 28 while living with their parents they could all buy homes & be better set up to retire early.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhpkp/if_we_let_most_kids_work_from_age_8_to_28_while/ (DH80)
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If you think about it people have always wondered about all the cool stuff there kids were going to make/have at almost any point in history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhpk9/if_you_think_about_it_people_have_always_wondered/ (Phennnnnn)
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One of the absolute best feelings is being thanked for something you've personally worked your ass off on, and not for anyone but yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhp6m/one_of_the_absolute_best_feelings_is_being/ (PM_ME_UR_ASIAN_BODY)
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The reason why teenage girls can be such assholes is probably because they are suffering from low self confidence and have to put people down so they can feel like there accepted in there “friend group”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhogf/the_reason_why_teenage_girls_can_be_such_assholes/ (Phennnnnn)
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The giant Pacific octopus has three hearts, nine brains and blue blood, making reality stranger than fiction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhndg/the_giant_pacific_octopus_has_three_hearts_nine/ (MohtashimNiz)
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Evolution made one mistake: You never put all your eggs in one sack (basket)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhn6n/evolution_made_one_mistake_you_never_put_all_your/ (itaielidan)
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Maybe dogs hate postmen because our Wives cheat on us with them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhn16/maybe_dogs_hate_postmen_because_our_wives_cheat/ (RycerzR)
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Even if a lot come close to it, there is no such thing as a true 100% chance of something happening

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhlzj/even_if_a_lot_come_close_to_it_there_is_no_such/ (insert_meme_IM)
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People who have Asthma suck at breathing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhldg/people_who_have_asthma_suck_at_breathing/ (Xerox4235)
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There must be a lot of email accounts of people who died that are filled with heartfelt goodbye emails written by loved ones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhkwp/there_must_be_a_lot_of_email_accounts_of_people/ (thistowmneedsanenema)
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Your enemy probably thinks your the bad the guy standing in their way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhjya/your_enemy_probably_thinks_your_the_bad_the_guy/ (TEDOG1232)
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With the all the new wireless headphones out on the market some company in a few years will come up with the “revolutionary” idea of adding a string to keep you from losing them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhjsf/with_the_all_the_new_wireless_headphones_out_on/ (Codename_Colossus)
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhj88/outside_of_a_dog_a_book_is_mans_best_friend/ (sab340)
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The bunny slope at any ski resort is the hardest slope because it’s the slope that the most people fall on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhiys/the_bunny_slope_at_any_ski_resort_is_the_hardest/ ([deleted])
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Someday when everyone is dying of diabetes people that like healthier food will survive and reproduce, and unhealthy food will start tasting like shit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhiqb/someday_when_everyone_is_dying_of_diabetes_people/ (AlyricalWhyisitTaken)
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You would think with so many attention seeking social media vultures out there, we would hear or see more bragging about hooking up with celebrities.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhiq4/you_would_think_with_so_many_attention_seeking/ (azneorp)
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When you set a loved one’s photo as your IPhone background it’s like you’re sending all of your apps to attack their image each time you log in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhijk/when_you_set_a_loved_ones_photo_as_your_iphone/ (DH80)
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Naming a kid Alexa in these days of smart speakers, will probably result in people asking them if their parents hated them when they get older.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhi1a/naming_a_kid_alexa_in_these_days_of_smart/ (StridAst)
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As humans, it’s not “us” our pets love and adore, it’s our hands, our fascinating pleasure/fun filled hands!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhhuw/as_humans_its_not_us_our_pets_love_and_adore_its/ (ke11y24)
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An immortal on a lifeless Earth-like planet needs only to wait in order to meet something intelligent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhh5h/an_immortal_on_a_lifeless_earthlike_planet_needs/ (minddoor)
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If fish could talk, most of their urban legends would include tales about Jeremy Wade

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhgze/if_fish_could_talk_most_of_their_urban_legends/ (SulfurCannon)
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The average human today smells better than humans from all previous generations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhgsj/the_average_human_today_smells_better_than_humans/ (UniversalHeatDeath)
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Our greatest inventions or works of art came from an era of distress (for example, war)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhgd9/our_greatest_inventions_or_works_of_art_came_from/ (OfficAlanPartridge)
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We are trying to give emotions to robots to make them more human and humans are losing emotions to become robots

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhgbu/we_are_trying_to_give_emotions_to_robots_to_make/ (khurajat)
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Yogurt is white culture.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhg8w/yogurt_is_white_culture/ (Chooseausernameplzz)
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Kids born today will look back at old photos and videos of their childhood and it’ll all be in digital and HD

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhg2c/kids_born_today_will_look_back_at_old_photos_and/ (mitchp111)
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The fastest man alive is not the flash, but his camera man

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhfom/the_fastest_man_alive_is_not_the_flash_but_his/ (a123099)
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All 24 hour clocks after 2012 have an added second (24hour+1second) to account for the earth's slowing rotation. This adds just under 7mins a year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhfax/all_24_hour_clocks_after_2012_have_an_added/ ([deleted])
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Pizza is technically just toast with toppings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhert/pizza_is_technically_just_toast_with_toppings/ (lsoccerdude)
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Practice makes perfect babies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhelb/practice_makes_perfect_babies/ (20grom14)
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The sentence “You just read this.” is now true.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhe9p/the_sentence_you_just_read_this_is_now_true/ (heeyyyoouguuyys)
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Some people just celebrated the year they will die in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhe1t/some_people_just_celebrated_the_year_they_will/ (god_slayer_666)
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Casey Jones was totally fine straight murdering Shredder in that garbage truck...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhdi9/casey_jones_was_totally_fine_straight_murdering/ (suestrong315)
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Humans haven't even been advanced long enough, that we need to specify which century a document was signed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhckb/humans_havent_even_been_advanced_long_enough_that/ (Antscannabis)
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You can't read what's in your peripheral vision

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhbec/you_cant_read_whats_in_your_peripheral_vision/ (Z3eshan)
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World altering events can happen at anytime and it can negatively affect your life. Regular people have zero say in this while we are all stuck masturbating at home.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhaug/world_altering_events_can_happen_at_anytime_and/ (JayBird9540)
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Our grandchildren will find it quaint that we drove ourselves from place to place in our own cars

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejhaeb/our_grandchildren_will_find_it_quaint_that_we/ (smedsterwho)
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The people that give you a hard time are often those with major insecurities. Their criticism/ridicule behaviour is more often than not a depiction/reference of their own low self esteem.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejh9xk/the_people_that_give_you_a_hard_time_are_often/ (OfficAlanPartridge)
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The First Nation to develop combat drones that gamers can pilot with a mouse and keyboard will probably have the strongest military for a very long time

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejh9rb/the_first_nation_to_develop_combat_drones_that/ (KraydleTM)
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At some point, Hollywood realized nobody cared about DVD extras.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejh98x/at_some_point_hollywood_realized_nobody_cared/ (HungryChefBrockett)
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1720, 1820, and 1920 all had plague pandemics.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejh953/1720_1820_and_1920_all_had_plague_pandemics/ (IronOxide1510)
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Poor Eileen must have been come on so many times.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejh88j/poor_eileen_must_have_been_come_on_so_many_times/ (n3vt3l3n)
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Common sense is not as common as one would think.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejh6zd/common_sense_is_not_as_common_as_one_would_think/ (CAT_UH_TONIX5212)
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We drink the bodies of microbes and bacterias present in the dirty water after boiling it to make it clean.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejh6qk/we_drink_the_bodies_of_microbes_and_bacterias/ (Bluescreenerror2)
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Gollum is the yoda of lord of the rings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejh6mh/gollum_is_the_yoda_of_lord_of_the_rings/ ([deleted])
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There is a getoffsocialmedia hastag on Instagram

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejh6jn/there_is_a_getoffsocialmedia_hastag_on_instagram/ (new_distractions)
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Orange juice is yellow

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejh669/orange_juice_is_yellow/ (beardymo)
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Your hands are the cleanest part of your body when you get out of the shower

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejh2k6/your_hands_are_the_cleanest_part_of_your_body/ (IFleyt)
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Kids born around the start of the Iraq War are now old enough to enlist in any upcoming Iran War

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejh1q6/kids_born_around_the_start_of_the_iraq_war_are/ (M7plusoneequalsm8)
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The word 'mood' seems to be losing its meaning because of instagram photos with random captions saying 'mood'.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejh0zy/the_word_mood_seems_to_be_losing_its_meaning/ (iliketrainzzzz)
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It's only a Rickroll when you don't want to listen to the song.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejh0ex/its_only_a_rickroll_when_you_dont_want_to_listen/ (Apprehensive_Witness)
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Electric toothbrushes are the escalators of oral hygiene. Even if they stop working, you can still use them, just gotta work a bit harder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejgzay/electric_toothbrushes_are_the_escalators_of_oral/ (rmholm88)
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Today is the most Tuesdayest Friday ever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejgyyk/today_is_the_most_tuesdayest_friday_ever/ ([deleted])
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Celebrities are only rich because we give money to them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejgxv3/celebrities_are_only_rich_because_we_give_money/ (chrisyue1)
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Elastic clothing makes it harder to tell if you gained weight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejgx11/elastic_clothing_makes_it_harder_to_tell_if_you/ (MaldingMadman)
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“Zilch” is usually only used when preceded by “zip” and followed by “nada”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejgwno/zilch_is_usually_only_used_when_preceded_by_zip/ (IHaveFoodOnMyChin)
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A persistent bad cough is the ultimate low-effort core exercise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejgw9w/a_persistent_bad_cough_is_the_ultimate_loweffort/ (Namsonite)
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If a game has an award for getting 100 awards, you will never have exactly 100 awards

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejgugg/if_a_game_has_an_award_for_getting_100_awards_you/ (TheMemedOne)
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Daytime TV shows are podcasts for people who work from home

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejgueb/daytime_tv_shows_are_podcasts_for_people_who_work/ (underrated_plant)
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In the nearly future, biographies will have chapters dedicated to protagonist's social media life and how it influenced the real one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejgtos/in_the_nearly_future_biographies_will_have/ (WhaleString)
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If you get a blow job from a guy through a glory hole, but don't know whether it was a guy or girl, it's technically not gay.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejgt2x/if_you_get_a_blow_job_from_a_guy_through_a_glory/ ([deleted])
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1990 is as far away as 2050

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejgsky/1990_is_as_far_away_as_2050/ (monkeypiss420)
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People born in 2002 will soon start appearing in porn

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejgs4u/people_born_in_2002_will_soon_start_appearing_in/ (nilsmedzkills12)
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If the Simpson’s release an episode about WWIII, then we know we’re fucked

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejgs1i/if_the_simpsons_release_an_episode_about_wwiii/ (Axelfire89)
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World war 3 is gonna be lit if I move to canada

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejgrfg/world_war_3_is_gonna_be_lit_if_i_move_to_canada/ (TerrariaChest)
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Ghosts probably don't reveal themselves to scientific individuals because they think they're super powerful wizards who can eradicate spirits. Let alone water or any other object.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejgqvp/ghosts_probably_dont_reveal_themselves_to/ (andy_man17)
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Most native English speakers think Japanese sounds cool while many native Japanese speakers think English sounds cool

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejgqvc/most_native_english_speakers_think_japanese/ (Cucklerhead)
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A lot of people wake up with you at the same time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejgqt0/a_lot_of_people_wake_up_with_you_at_the_same_time/ (yolireddit2)
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A lot of myths we hear today are probably just a thing because glasses weren’t invented for a pretty long time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejgq9r/a_lot_of_myths_we_hear_today_are_probably_just_a/ (TimeRat228)
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You know, when we wrap ourselves in a blanket its not the blanket that makes us warm but we are the one making the blanket warm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejgo12/you_know_when_we_wrap_ourselves_in_a_blanket_its/ (Icar10)
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73 looks like a drunk seagull falling off a cliff

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejgnpo/73_looks_like_a_drunk_seagull_falling_off_a_cliff/ (Staehr)
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Everyone on the Earth has broken a world record under extremely specific circumstances.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejgml7/everyone_on_the_earth_has_broken_a_world_record/ ([deleted])
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There is one door in your house that has been used the most

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejgm4y/there_is_one_door_in_your_house_that_has_been/ (yesthisiskyle)
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If you eat an apple while it's still on the tree, you're eating a living creature.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejglsf/if_you_eat_an_apple_while_its_still_on_the_tree/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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1/10 dentists would not accept a kickback to endorse <[Enter Dental Hygiene Product Here]>.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejglqb/110_dentists_would_not_accept_a_kickback_to/ (BucketOfTicks)
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Dreaming is the brain's version of completing sentences using your phone keyboard's suggestions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejglid/dreaming_is_the_brains_version_of_completing/ (PansexualEmoSwan)
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For a baby, being fat is considered a sign of good health, but for an adult, it is the opposite.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejgkzx/for_a_baby_being_fat_is_considered_a_sign_of_good/ (gluuey)
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In the same way as some people raised on movies can struggle to enjoy books, kids raised on VR will struggle to enjoy movies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejgkca/in_the_same_way_as_some_people_raised_on_movies/ (f-fred-palakon)
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If world war 3 really does start, most of us won’t need to worry about being drafted because of our malnutritioned and underdeveloped bodies that came from years of being on this site

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejgkat/if_world_war_3_really_does_start_most_of_us_wont/ (AlameenAlajeely)
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It would probably be a bad idea for someone who lives with a person named Alexa to get an Alexa.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejgk34/it_would_probably_be_a_bad_idea_for_someone_who/ ([deleted])
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Today is the tuesdaiest Friday ever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejgjh7/today_is_the_tuesdaiest_friday_ever/ (PM-ME-UR-PIERCED-NIP)
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Santa cannot store children's information without their consent due to GDPR

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejgivb/santa_cannot_store_childrens_information_without/ (langan-7)
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There is a paranormal link between phone batteries dying and returning borrowed money.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejgi40/there_is_a_paranormal_link_between_phone/ ([deleted])
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If a hermaphrodite has a long enough dick they can have sex with them self

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejgh4x/if_a_hermaphrodite_has_a_long_enough_dick_they/ (SpecialDillPickles)
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To assist the visually impaired, elevators chime once when they are going up and twice when going down

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejggw4/to_assist_the_visually_impaired_elevators_chime/ (madecker44)
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The concept of the universe is a mind f*ck......

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejggib/the_concept_of_the_universe_is_a_mind_fck/ (OnyxOrigins)
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If the Europeans found green oranges before orange oranges, we might be using redish yellow or somthing else for orange.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejgg28/if_the_europeans_found_green_oranges_before/ (professor_dolphin)
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We are all time travelers - just at the same speed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejgfww/we_are_all_time_travelers_just_at_the_same_speed/ (renollet)
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Just like scent, voice, fingerprints...everyone's vomit probably tastes different

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejgfd2/just_like_scent_voice_fingerprintseveryones_vomit/ (RealSlimShaney)
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Couples that break up say they want to be friends, but completely hate each other afterwards.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejgf78/couples_that_break_up_say_they_want_to_be_friends/ (InfinateUniverse)
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You never truly realize how shitty your own pillows are until you stay at a nice hotel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejge20/you_never_truly_realize_how_shitty_your_own/ ([deleted])
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There's a good chance that there's a universe where people post their showerthoughts and there is no any bot to stop them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejgdfa/theres_a_good_chance_that_theres_a_universe_where/ ([deleted])
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Maybe life is a game but no one figured out how to open the UI.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejgdak/maybe_life_is_a_game_but_no_one_figured_out_how/ (DarkRaptor213)
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The technology behind mobile phones is all about making it smaller so that it can be carried easily, but mobile phones are getting larger by the day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejgd9r/the_technology_behind_mobile_phones_is_all_about/ (lastMinutePanic007)
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Mr Ray in Finding Nemo is, at the same time, Bill Nye and the Magic School Bus.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejgd4y/mr_ray_in_finding_nemo_is_at_the_same_time_bill/ (Awkward_Dog)
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We Are two days into the new year and A war might breakout because of something that occurred last decade

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejgc5z/we_are_two_days_into_the_new_year_and_a_war_might/ ([deleted])
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If world war 3 really does start, it will be the first world war where people on both sides will be able to communicate with each other via the internet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejgc3p/if_world_war_3_really_does_start_it_will_be_the/ (Yaznum555)
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WW3 will probably be live-streamed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejgbpu/ww3_will_probably_be_livestreamed/ (badnan5410)
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Parents smoking and taking drugs in households with baby's is always a hot topic, whereas barely anyone cares/talks about puppies and other animals growing up in the exact same environments.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejgb2h/parents_smoking_and_taking_drugs_in_households/ (the_real_MilliQ)
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Homeless people have been a real boon to the shopping cart industry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejgasz/homeless_people_have_been_a_real_boon_to_the/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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It's interesting, how just plugging two earphones in your ear can zone you out completely.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejgagw/its_interesting_how_just_plugging_two_earphones/ (flysolid)
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Illiterate people would never notice illiteration

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejgafp/illiterate_people_would_never_notice_illiteration/ (BrokenHoe)
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Traffic light colours are one of the very few things the entire world can agree on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejga9o/traffic_light_colours_are_one_of_the_very_few/ (dpech33)
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A game of Uno can make or break a friendship

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejga0v/a_game_of_uno_can_make_or_break_a_friendship/ (TheAcademy_)
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Calling someone a pro sounds a lot different than calling them a professional

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejg9y5/calling_someone_a_pro_sounds_a_lot_different_than/ (IndoWeeb)
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The way people dress at sporting events is no different than cosplayers at Comic-Con.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejg935/the_way_people_dress_at_sporting_events_is_no/ ([deleted])
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You might have eaten a cheeseburger with both the cheese and the meat coming from the same cow

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejg8uj/you_might_have_eaten_a_cheeseburger_with_both_the/ (shoedogodo)
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Holiday travels are exiting. Everyone from around the world accommodates their plans to leave at different times, just to get to the same place at the same time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejg8ag/holiday_travels_are_exiting_everyone_from_around/ (1000asses)
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3 days in, still wearing glasses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejg89x/3_days_in_still_wearing_glasses/ (WesleySnape)
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There must be a thriving U.S. and Israeli flag manufacturing business in Iran, since they always seem to have a bunch on hand for burning during protests.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejg7zs/there_must_be_a_thriving_us_and_israeli_flag/ (grynde7)
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If everyone was naughty at Christmas and got coal then we could stop the problem of running out of energy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejg7on/if_everyone_was_naughty_at_christmas_and_got_coal/ (LOBSTERPOKEMON7)
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If children in schools were taught the order of keys on a QWERTY keyboard instead of the ABCDE alphabet, they would learn to type much faster.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejg7dv/if_children_in_schools_were_taught_the_order_of/ ([deleted])
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There a lot more warriors on social media rather than real people ready to fight for their country

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejg78k/there_a_lot_more_warriors_on_social_media_rather/ (coptup4ik)
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When your muscle twitches it’s just a ghost tapping you to get your attention.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejg6ue/when_your_muscle_twitches_its_just_a_ghost/ (foryze)
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You probably can't talk about anything without mentioning a brand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejg5w7/you_probably_cant_talk_about_anything_without/ (GamingStudios109)
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We've come so far as a species we actually have to specify whether the food we eat is real

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejg5kx/weve_come_so_far_as_a_species_we_actually_have_to/ (pointlessarguments3)
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We would only know, whether there's someone superordinate controlling us or not, if he/she actually showed up and told us. So we could never absolutely know, that there is no one, but we could know that there is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejg5ks/we_would_only_know_whether_theres_someone/ (Endrique_Gleiter)
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If WW3 will happen, watching a Nuclear Bomb go down live on a streaming platform is one of the biggest proof that we came from a long way of technological advances.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejg45e/if_ww3_will_happen_watching_a_nuclear_bomb_go/ (Gby-Mrn)
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Sports fans always take credit for their teams victories, despite having nothing to do with them, and never take responsibility for their team's losses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejg3u5/sports_fans_always_take_credit_for_their_teams/ ([deleted])
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It’s weird how cameras have circular lenses yet they produce square/rectangular photos/videos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejg3ae/its_weird_how_cameras_have_circular_lenses_yet/ (sPiCy_MeMeR64)
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We wanted to burn spiders to cleanse the earth, now Australia is burning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejg1iw/we_wanted_to_burn_spiders_to_cleanse_the_earth/ (Mussu007)
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If there happens to be a draft, all of these celebrities will be paying to get their kids birth certificates changed, instead of buying their way into colleges.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejg1cj/if_there_happens_to_be_a_draft_all_of_these/ (BangkokMillionaire)
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No matter how insightful a post is, you won't remember it an hour later.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejg0td/no_matter_how_insightful_a_post_is_you_wont/ (mckillenreport)
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It's only a world war if the rest of the world joins in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejg0ix/its_only_a_world_war_if_the_rest_of_the_world/ (taflad)
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When you look up at the sky on a fully clear night you are looking at approximately half of the entire universe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejg04f/when_you_look_up_at_the_sky_on_a_fully_clear/ (TheAcademy_)
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The number 4 is the capital letter A tiptoeing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejfz8u/the_number_4_is_the_capital_letter_a_tiptoeing/ ([deleted])
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When you plant trees, the amount you plant is always related in some way to the number of trees in the world before you started. Because you need the seeds, and trees only make a certain number of seeds.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejfywt/when_you_plant_trees_the_amount_you_plant_is/ (HardAlmond)
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We will never know what are the changes in the colour of our hair occur after 150 years because nobody lives that much.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejfxu9/we_will_never_know_what_are_the_changes_in_the/ ([deleted])
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There are other colours that we as humans cannot see, and it is impossible for us to imagine these colours.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejfxhs/there_are_other_colours_that_we_as_humans_cannot/ (Windrider560)
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It could be possible for the smoke from Australia to come around the world and hit other countries

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejfxdr/it_could_be_possible_for_the_smoke_from_australia/ (iLurkRedditYep)
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Phones are naturally in portrait mode and are in landscape mode when turned sideways. Normal cameras are natural in landscape mode and are in portrait mode when turned sideways

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejfx5q/phones_are_naturally_in_portrait_mode_and_are_in/ (Tokestra420)
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Since the invention of smart phones, the producers of hemorrhoid creams must be making a fortune.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejfwcv/since_the_invention_of_smart_phones_the_producers/ (jreddit37)
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The time someone gets pulled over is the safest time when others can get away with speeding.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejfw6f/the_time_someone_gets_pulled_over_is_the_safest/ (Puns_n_Moses)
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The former twenties of each decade had a outbreak, this decade its us plaguing the earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejfvz8/the_former_twenties_of_each_decade_had_a_outbreak/ (petitpeen)
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The dangerous side note to the Iranian General Qassem Soleimani being killed is Kim Jong-un has lost his headlines and might do something really crazy to get his airtime back.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejfvpa/the_dangerous_side_note_to_the_iranian_general/ (KiwiInAust)
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Languages are domesticated noise

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejfve4/languages_are_domesticated_noise/ (nibbaseatingbeens)
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Your camera and the mirror never really show the same result of your appearance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejfvbb/your_camera_and_the_mirror_never_really_show_the/ (iknowthisischeesy)
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There is a very high chance that your cat is a serial murderer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejfuxm/there_is_a_very_high_chance_that_your_cat_is_a/ (DaRkeSst-MaTTR)
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If you lick the frosting off a cupcake, it will become a muffin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejftel/if_you_lick_the_frosting_off_a_cupcake_it_will/ (That7thBloodyDragon)
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When an animal does something wrong, you treat them like a human. But when a human does something wrong, you treat them like an animal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejft5v/when_an_animal_does_something_wrong_you_treat/ (SadTitanicNoises)
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We are as close to 2050 as we are to 1990

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejfsv2/we_are_as_close_to_2050_as_we_are_to_1990/ (lonely-monk)
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Most performers have a darker alter ego that they present when performing. Bill Cosby didn’t... his alter ego was a wholesome, safe character

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejfrz6/most_performers_have_a_darker_alter_ego_that_they/ (kobestarr)
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You don't notice a smell from your own nostrils or a taste from your saliva.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejfrxf/you_dont_notice_a_smell_from_your_own_nostrils_or/ (junu944)
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People who have tattoos are more expensive than people who have no tattoos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejfquo/people_who_have_tattoos_are_more_expensive_than/ (tattoogirl22988)
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Overthinking makes you less reasonable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejfqha/overthinking_makes_you_less_reasonable/ (outtathere_)
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Unlike other holidays, people can still say "Have a happy New Year" after the holiday has passed, and it still makes sense.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejfq8h/unlike_other_holidays_people_can_still_say_have_a/ (My_Mykinn)
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If a famous or influential corporate personality dies due to a chartered private aircraft crash, they were most likely murdered/assassinated.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejfpst/if_a_famous_or_influential_corporate_personality/ (GirlwithPower)
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OBGYN's are probably least busy on February 29 because what mom wants to schedule a Leap Day birth...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejfpaa/obgyns_are_probably_least_busy_on_february_29/ (thefakefakeguy)
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Popcorn is the only savoury snack sold at movie theatres because it’s quiet enough to be eaten without disturbing other viewers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejfogp/popcorn_is_the_only_savoury_snack_sold_at_movie/ (omfgisthisokay)
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If you're reckless, you won't be wreckless.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejfof4/if_youre_reckless_you_wont_be_wreckless/ (grynde7)
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Pi has everyone who has ever existed birthdate and death date

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejfnno/pi_has_everyone_who_has_ever_existed_birthdate/ (Zook21)
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We bless someone when they sneeze which is harmless but saying nothing when someone is coughing and could be in danger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejfmr7/we_bless_someone_when_they_sneeze_which_is/ (Fatcat95)
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Dress shirts look great when you have short, rolled up sleeves, but they look dorky when you just have short sleeves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejflxf/dress_shirts_look_great_when_you_have_short/ ([deleted])
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Technically if you were to stop time, you would die of dust in the air shredding you into peices.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejflkm/technically_if_you_were_to_stop_time_you_would/ (NoahFreediver)
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Parking lots take up more space than the buildings they provide parking for.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejfkzy/parking_lots_take_up_more_space_than_the/ ([deleted])
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people born at the same time in opposite parts of the world have different birthdays

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejfkvv/people_born_at_the_same_time_in_opposite_parts_of/ (yanbi0710)
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Life flashing bye in seconds could be your brain trying to figure out a way out of the mess.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejfkm8/life_flashing_bye_in_seconds_could_be_your_brain/ (NeganArgus)
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People with adhd can't be hypnotized, because they can't pay attention to their tricks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejfklm/people_with_adhd_cant_be_hypnotized_because_they/ ([deleted])
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Listening to music we often think that a song could have been written about us. in the case of ‘She’s Leaving Home’ by The Beatles (as it was based on a real event) it is likely that two parents heard it, and thought this could be about their family, but this time it would actually be true

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejfk7i/listening_to_music_we_often_think_that_a_song/ (waldroje)
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You actually are the boss fight for every enemy in the game.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejfk32/you_actually_are_the_boss_fight_for_every_enemy/ (wokfadz)
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You can be considered an alt-rock band without even having a single guitarist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejfjtp/you_can_be_considered_an_altrock_band_without/ (dethmstr)
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At least "Iran" is close enough to "Vietnam" to reuse some of the songs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejfj61/at_least_iran_is_close_enough_to_vietnam_to_reuse/ (LoneKharnivore)
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Trucks passing each other on the highway are the red lights of the highway.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejfj3p/trucks_passing_each_other_on_the_highway_are_the/ (altairtc)
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People who masturbate are beating their unborn children

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejfiry/people_who_masturbate_are_beating_their_unborn/ (yorandeinze)
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The history books that record the events of World War 3 will be much more detailed and vivid, complete with actual tweets and colored photographs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejfi53/the_history_books_that_record_the_events_of_world/ (sengwj)
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If a critical mass of the people who first tried French Fries had tried them with mustard instead of ketchup, fries would probably be served with mustard today

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejfhtn/if_a_critical_mass_of_the_people_who_first_tried/ (tortoisedude47)
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Horror game’s are games we loved because we hated every second of when we were playing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejfhi3/horror_games_are_games_we_loved_because_we_hated/ (Mr-Dilts)
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A street dog enjoys more freedom than a working man.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejfgv7/a_street_dog_enjoys_more_freedom_than_a_working/ (boldfacebutton7)
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If WW3 starts, people will probably find a way to blame Germany.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejfgo9/if_ww3_starts_people_will_probably_find_a_way_to/ (historyboii)
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If you can’t remember your New Years resolutions by the end of the year, you’ve failed them, because you’d remember something you were committed to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejffwn/if_you_cant_remember_your_new_years_resolutions/ (StampyFan101)
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people who work in the deli probably like bing energy drinks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejfebs/people_who_work_in_the_deli_probably_like_bing/ (Daggerdinger)
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If states use war terminology and commit acts of war then they are at war.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejfe6i/if_states_use_war_terminology_and_commit_acts_of/ (DP7OOO)
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2050 is as far away as 1990.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejfd51/2050_is_as_far_away_as_1990/ ([deleted])
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Scott Morrison has 2 vacant houses (Sutherland and the lodge) that bushfire evacutees can stay in while he lives in the Kirribilli

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejfc6n/scott_morrison_has_2_vacant_houses_sutherland_and/ (heard_enough_crap)
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If you choke while drinking water, you've failed at a simple task in which you have a lifetime of experience

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejfbro/if_you_choke_while_drinking_water_youve_failed_at/ (mundane_name_4)
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It won’t be long before idiots strap dynamite to those $399 drones

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejfbi5/it_wont_be_long_before_idiots_strap_dynamite_to/ (Dashover)
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Your nostril doesn't have a smell, and your saliva doesn't have a taste.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejfbhz/your_nostril_doesnt_have_a_smell_and_your_saliva/ ([deleted])
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If “The West Wing” is any guide, Iran will respond to the assassination by kidnapping Ivanka

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejfahq/if_the_west_wing_is_any_guide_iran_will_respond/ (Cumzilla-420)
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A lot of people born this year are going to live to the year 2100+

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejfa1h/a_lot_of_people_born_this_year_are_going_to_live/ ([deleted])
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Australian arsonists might view this unprecedented natural disaster as an opportunity to light fires and get away with it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejfa01/australian_arsonists_might_view_this/ ([deleted])
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remove the pepperjack cheese from your pockets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejf9zu/remove_the_pepperjack_cheese_from_your_pockets/ (Daggerdinger)
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How is possible that the consistency of good ideas comes from least capable amongst us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejf9jd/how_is_possible_that_the_consistency_of_good/ (arriscado75)
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'Slang' is a colloquial word for 'colloquial word'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejf97i/slang_is_a_colloquial_word_for_colloquial_word/ (MyNanBrexitFan)
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drake does not know what hotline is blinging

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejf93f/drake_does_not_know_what_hotline_is_blinging/ (Daggerdinger)
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Age is inversely proportional to interest in going to a family function.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejf7gx/age_is_inversely_proportional_to_interest_in/ (meghrajkonduskar)
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The saying, 'third time's the charm' might be from the game of rock, paper, scissors, since you always have a 1/3 chance to win.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejf7df/the_saying_third_times_the_charm_might_be_from/ (vkuma)
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Regular definition porn can be just as good as high def porn, because sometimes when you leave more to the imagination it can be better

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejf76y/regular_definition_porn_can_be_just_as_good_as/ (SmackEh)
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Although being made fun of for being childish and immature, when used the pinky promise is the most holy promise that can’t be broken

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejf5jr/although_being_made_fun_of_for_being_childish_and/ (vlad_bananas)
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If you notice people looking at you for some time, you are actually looking at them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejf5iz/if_you_notice_people_looking_at_you_for_some_time/ (Drakidd3)
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The sound when we crack our knuckles or other bones is our cartilage “farting”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejf4z4/the_sound_when_we_crack_our_knuckles_or_other/ (TheRoyalBias)
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Photo opportunities were much easier to fool people when not everyone had video permanently attached to them all the time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejf3zs/photo_opportunities_were_much_easier_to_fool/ (ozfox80)
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If you caught fire and burned to death, you burned for the rest of your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejf33i/if_you_caught_fire_and_burned_to_death_you_burned/ (AyyRadical)
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Wearing sweat pants in public is frowned upon, but wearing yoga or track pants is considered fashionable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejf30u/wearing_sweat_pants_in_public_is_frowned_upon_but/ ([deleted])
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Have you ever looked at a bird and thought that you’ve seen it before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejf279/have_you_ever_looked_at_a_bird_and_thought_that/ (BiggerFoote)
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Star War main theme makes excellent graduation music.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejf1za/star_war_main_theme_makes_excellent_graduation/ (Chinahainanairline)
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There are two types of people in this world, those who stop for people in crosswalks and those who don't.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejf1h3/there_are_two_types_of_people_in_this_world_those/ (mkrochmal)
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This April will be the ideal month for pot smoking

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejf1ay/this_april_will_be_the_ideal_month_for_pot_smoking/ (Eli_Road)
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If you ever feel not good enough, remember that sperm you managed to beat millions of other sperms to fertilise the egg.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejf13j/if_you_ever_feel_not_good_enough_remember_that/ (beware_the_pigeons)
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If you release a terrible episode of a TV show, you can make up for it the next week. If you release a terrible movie, you have to wait years to make up for it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejf0ed/if_you_release_a_terrible_episode_of_a_tv_show/ ([deleted])
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Somewhere in the world is the person who owns the most rubik’s cubes for someone who has never solved one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejezs8/somewhere_in_the_world_is_the_person_who_owns_the/ (sadieclementine)
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As kids we're told to follow our dreams, but if everyone did that, society would surely collapse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejez87/as_kids_were_told_to_follow_our_dreams_but_if/ (Superfly_Supreme)
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A realistic detail in The Dark Knight Rises was that the years of hero work actually had a physical toll on Bruce's body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejey82/a_realistic_detail_in_the_dark_knight_rises_was/ (meanpride)
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Big take away company's must notice a decline in sales over the new year due to peoples resolutions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejew47/big_take_away_companys_must_notice_a_decline_in/ (sassedd)
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If every gym began using exercise bikes that could produce power, we could both keep our population in shape whilst also creating small amounts of sustainable energy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejeukm/if_every_gym_began_using_exercise_bikes_that/ (ZakOrpheus)
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Waiters are just short-distance food delivery guys

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejeui2/waiters_are_just_shortdistance_food_delivery_guys/ (DieserBene)
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Four is the only number in the English language that have it's own number of letter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejeuhc/four_is_the_only_number_in_the_english_language/ (antonin00b)
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Prostitution business might collapse in distant future, because most of the people would have their own personal sexbots.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejeufy/prostitution_business_might_collapse_in_distant/ (Empirerules)
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Gay sex is twice as manly as straight sex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejeu49/gay_sex_is_twice_as_manly_as_straight_sex/ ([deleted])
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If the world goes to war and everyone nukes each other, the survivors would become the true boomers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejeu24/if_the_world_goes_to_war_and_everyone_nukes_each/ (acrispyboi)
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Since new World War is probably starting again it looks like trend "20s plague outbreaks" will continue due to low hygiene in chaotic enviorment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejetue/since_new_world_war_is_probably_starting_again_it/ (VaskeVandeta)
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Your eyes never really "turn off". Because your eyes at night and your screen goes black, so your brain gets tired and goes into sleep mode. Kinda like your TV goes into standby after a while.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejetrc/your_eyes_never_really_turn_off_because_your_eyes/ ([deleted])
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When a person gives you a set of options to choose from, that person is actually limiting your options

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejetcd/when_a_person_gives_you_a_set_of_options_to/ (gibson_mel)
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In some countries Dec. 31 is the only day you can use explosives as a private person. That is also the day where most of us are drunk af.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejet46/in_some_countries_dec_31_is_the_only_day_you_can/ (Beeinho)
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We really just rent corn when we eat it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejesqf/we_really_just_rent_corn_when_we_eat_it/ (Turkeyplatter)
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You have a limited amount of days before you loose appetite of your favourite meal/s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejes35/you_have_a_limited_amount_of_days_before_you/ (desunoot0)
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It really sucks when you get new eyeglasses in a style you are a little uncomfortable with and nobody comments about them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejerlw/it_really_sucks_when_you_get_new_eyeglasses_in_a/ ([deleted])
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Every time you wash your favorite shirt it changes color ever so slightly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejerk6/every_time_you_wash_your_favorite_shirt_it/ (Balls2Trashed)
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The most interesting invention we could do is to make a game where two men's sperms can fight a war and we can enjoy it on bigger screens.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejeras/the_most_interesting_invention_we_could_do_is_to/ ([deleted])
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You can't spell vacuum with a W even though it has a double-U.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejeqv4/you_cant_spell_vacuum_with_a_w_even_though_it_has/ ([deleted])
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Chocolate tastes different inside then outside

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejep4u/chocolate_tastes_different_inside_then_outside/ (extremefars)
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If you think about it smoking is a battle between mental and physical health

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejep26/if_you_think_about_it_smoking_is_a_battle_between/ (Ebolaeater)
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This is the first generation that will not only have to settle all the normal stuff for the deceased, but also have to hunt down all the autopay subscriptions online to cancel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejendl/this_is_the_first_generation_that_will_not_only/ (papasmurfio)
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No matter how many buildings or items you build and place on the Earth, Earth's weight will stay the same because all of the materials used to make it were already weighing down the Earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejemku/no_matter_how_many_buildings_or_items_you_build/ (Dr-Pez)
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The closer you get to people, the lesser the time they have left to live.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejel1w/the_closer_you_get_to_people_the_lesser_the_time/ (factass)
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As age increases, breaks become less common but more necessary

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejekhr/as_age_increases_breaks_become_less_common_but/ (ExperiencedGarbage)
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There is no true breakfast, lunch, or dinner food. It is all just a marketing ploy to sell more product.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejekb3/there_is_no_true_breakfast_lunch_or_dinner_food/ ([deleted])
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Since matter can't be deleted or created, you'll eventually be "reborn" when the matter you are made of reassembles sometime after your death to form a new living being.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejek6j/since_matter_cant_be_deleted_or_created_youll/ (richtigermadladoida)
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Having to work so hard to break out of your bubble and get new influences on Spotify demonstrates why personalisation is dangerous when it comes to making big choices in the real world, as your views are only those distilled from the ones you had yesterday.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejejxo/having_to_work_so_hard_to_break_out_of_your/ (ThatNiceMan)
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There are porn stars that were born in 2002

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejej4u/there_are_porn_stars_that_were_born_in_2002/ (Freebiesaregreat)
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A lot of things deemed inhumane are almost exclusively done by humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejeitz/a_lot_of_things_deemed_inhumane_are_almost/ (davynavy)
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Earth is 4,5 Billion years old. And will be exist for billions more years. And in just 100 years all people we ever met in our lifes will be dead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejeigx/earth_is_45_billion_years_old_and_will_be_exist/ ([deleted])
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The entirety of the plot of Cinderella is based upon the fact no two people have the same shoe size

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejei6i/the_entirety_of_the_plot_of_cinderella_is_based/ (Johnfxtrader)
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An average haircut is really a "Buy one, get 99,999 free" deal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejehlt/an_average_haircut_is_really_a_buy_one_get_99999/ (jordino2k4)
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Potato Purée and mashed potatoes are the same thing..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejegki/potato_purée_and_mashed_potatoes_are_the_same/ (AnUnknownBeing)
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For most of human history people probably didn't know exactly how old they were

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejeg4a/for_most_of_human_history_people_probably_didnt/ (6k6p)
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Bands probably get really tired of playing the same songs every show for decades.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejefvm/bands_probably_get_really_tired_of_playing_the/ (SandViking4)
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Contrary to popular belief, It’s for the better that money doesn’t grow on trees. It would devalue the currency and leave everyone in poverty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejefq1/contrary_to_popular_belief_its_for_the_better/ (Austistic_Linguistix)
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All the people that matter the most, just read this.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejefgm/all_the_people_that_matter_the_most_just_read_this/ (StrokeMyCactus13)
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At some point in the future of mankind, it will be almost impossible to come up with an original thought.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejef6m/at_some_point_in_the_future_of_mankind_it_will_be/ ([deleted])
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Evolution has done a horrible job of teaching us to prefer healthy food over unhealthy food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejeeub/evolution_has_done_a_horrible_job_of_teaching_us/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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For every type of fruit you eat, A person risked his life to see if it was poisonus

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejeenn/for_every_type_of_fruit_you_eat_a_person_risked/ (Rasalm)
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Waffles are actually pancakes with abdominal muscles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejee2i/waffles_are_actually_pancakes_with_abdominal/ (JuliaTheGoat)
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We like our beds to be warm, yet we like our pillows to be cool.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejedss/we_like_our_beds_to_be_warm_yet_we_like_our/ (Mine_Chan)
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The first world War wasn't probably the first as at one point in life world only had few people which probably fought each other

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejedbc/the_first_world_war_wasnt_probably_the_first_as/ (Triplous)
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At some point in the future the vast majority of videos watched will be in HD or better quality and won't look like they were filmed with a potato

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejed13/at_some_point_in_the_future_the_vast_majority_of/ (Undecidedvoter212)
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You cannot say "Irish wristwatch" out loud at normal speed......

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejea0n/you_cannot_say_irish_wristwatch_out_loud_at/ (bubbalovesponge-)
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Everyone can perform telekinesis with their own body

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eje9fo/everyone_can_perform_telekinesis_with_their_own/ (goopeygumber)
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Almost everyone says that they would love to be able to relive the last 10 years so they could do things differently, yet almost no one is willing/able to make positive changes in their lives today.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eje8uq/almost_everyone_says_that_they_would_love_to_be/ (ckayfish)
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You pedal to go fast, but you go fastest when you’re going downhill and don’t need to pedal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eje8p8/you_pedal_to_go_fast_but_you_go_fastest_when/ (ThePeterdactyl)
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People are way more sexually exploratory now than in the past due to advancements in personal hygiene.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eje7w3/people_are_way_more_sexually_exploratory_now_than/ ([deleted])
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Strawberries aren’t berries for some messed up reason

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eje77i/strawberries_arent_berries_for_some_messed_up/ ([deleted])
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A Déjà vu is a memory of your previous life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eje66n/a_déjà_vu_is_a_memory_of_your_previous_life/ (Teconz)
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string on the floor will never be straight because of how the earth is round

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eje58n/string_on_the_floor_will_never_be_straight/ ([deleted])
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Snapchat is social media ping-pong. You and the person you snap keep sending messages back and forth, and when a streak is broken, it’s like missing a serve.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eje45l/snapchat_is_social_media_pingpong_you_and_the/ (hbetz15)
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If the opposite of a full glass of water is an empty glass and the opposite of a empty glass is a full glass of water, then what is the opposite of half a glass of water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eje42w/if_the_opposite_of_a_full_glass_of_water_is_an/ (Fencer999)
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a ‘misapprehension’ is a mistaken interpretation...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eje3pi/a_misapprehension_is_a_mistaken_interpretation/ ([deleted])
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Willy Wonka's everlasting gobstoppers would have had to cost thousands of dollars, since you'd only ever need to buy one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eje39q/willy_wonkas_everlasting_gobstoppers_would_have/ (TheEyeOfLight)
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You don't believe anyone's advice until you make the same mistake they did

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eje36s/you_dont_believe_anyones_advice_until_you_make/ (tallboyq)
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You're more likely to be killed by a toddler than a shark.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eje2ep/youre_more_likely_to_be_killed_by_a_toddler_than/ ([deleted])
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“Scrubbing” is a combination of scratching and rubbing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejdzww/scrubbing_is_a_combination_of_scratching_and/ (phileinsophos)
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In case you are losing a discussion, just go into the shower

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejdzwf/in_case_you_are_losing_a_discussion_just_go_into/ (Traplord-)
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Lamps in video games are powered by real electricity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejdzdc/lamps_in_video_games_are_powered_by_real/ (-Novikov-)
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pencil teaches us to make as much mistakes as we want untill we now how to hide them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejdz90/pencil_teaches_us_to_make_as_much_mistakes_as_we/ ([deleted])
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It's weird to think that Anakin is lukes father, but in reality, Mark Hamill (The actor that played Luke skywalker) is old enough to be Hayden Christenson, Anakin Skywalker's actor's father!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejdyf7/its_weird_to_think_that_anakin_is_lukes_father/ (ajristhebest)
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Humans are taller, faster, and stronger than they've ever been, but they are also fatter, lazier, and slower than they've ever been at the same time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejdy9w/humans_are_taller_faster_and_stronger_than_theyve/ ([deleted])
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If you really think hard, you can kind of feel the air passing the back of your tongue and going down your oesophagus when you breathe in through your nose.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejdxsi/if_you_really_think_hard_you_can_kind_of_feel_the/ (MemeOverlordofDeath)
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Living to see the change of a millennium is actually extremely rare.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejdxgc/living_to_see_the_change_of_a_millennium_is/ (Rocky117)
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When someone tells you that their invention will revolutionise the society / your life / ect, it usually doesn't

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejdxbm/when_someone_tells_you_that_their_invention_will/ (TheSmokeu)
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We all used to mix red and blue slushee flavors together as a kid to make a purple one. That makes sense. Red + blue = purple. What doesn’t make sense is that the 2 flavors not only look like purple, but taste like grape as well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejdx7n/we_all_used_to_mix_red_and_blue_slushee_flavors/ (stoophanie1)
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Maybe Battle Royale Games are there to prepare us for the next World War

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejdvnm/maybe_battle_royale_games_are_there_to_prepare_us/ (Always_dead)
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Humans missed the evolutionary chance to breed large dogs for riding by children.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejdv8c/humans_missed_the_evolutionary_chance_to_breed/ (HungryChefBrockett)
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Digital piracy is more profitable than real sea piracy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejdv2b/digital_piracy_is_more_profitable_than_real_sea/ (lionSLead00)
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It is stupid that people say that their life is a joke, they imply that their life is sad, but a joke is funny

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejduaf/it_is_stupid_that_people_say_that_their_life_is_a/ (a_internet_potatoe)
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Time slows as your urgency to pee rises

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejdtsx/time_slows_as_your_urgency_to_pee_rises/ (mimimomo44)
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New clothes are much cheaper now than in the past, but secondhand ones cost more, now they’re known as Vintage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejdtkd/new_clothes_are_much_cheaper_now_than_in_the_past/ (Breeze_in_the_Trees)
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There is love without sex and there's sex without love!! And there's you, without both!!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejdsmy/there_is_love_without_sex_and_theres_sex_without/ ([deleted])
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Trying to use an empty hand sanitiser dispenser is one of the dirtiest things you can do with your hands.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejds70/trying_to_use_an_empty_hand_sanitiser_dispenser/ (rossom)
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Sometimes being around a lot of people can make you feel more lonely than when you're by yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejdrvj/sometimes_being_around_a_lot_of_people_can_make/ ([deleted])
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The realization of how small and insignificant we and our problems are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejdrqr/the_realization_of_how_small_and_insignificant_we/ ([deleted])
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Humans would die without trees, but trees would thrive without humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejdqei/humans_would_die_without_trees_but_trees_would/ ([deleted])
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Most everyone knows the order of the keys on a keyboard like the back of their hand these days, but most probably couldn't fill out a blank keyboard without the use of their fingers' muscle memory.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejdpl6/most_everyone_knows_the_order_of_the_keys_on_a/ ([deleted])
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Thanks to game cosmetics, guys can finally understand why girls buy fashion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejdood/thanks_to_game_cosmetics_guys_can_finally/ (StarfishOctofish)
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The lowest bidder usually isn't the worse like people think. Most of the time with experience a company streamlines their processes and reduces overhead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejdnsr/the_lowest_bidder_usually_isnt_the_worse_like/ (dartmaster666)
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It's a lot harder to remember which key is which on a keyboard without your fingers to guide you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejdnbx/its_a_lot_harder_to_remember_which_key_is_which/ ([deleted])
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The year 2030 is closer than the year 2009

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejdnaf/the_year_2030_is_closer_than_the_year_2009/ (meemboy)
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Time is a human constuct and we could change it if we wanted to, so at some point, some people may have already done it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejdn8c/time_is_a_human_constuct_and_we_could_change_it/ (StopShoutingAtMe)
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Don Quixote is the same story as Joker but with a better ending.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejdkge/don_quixote_is_the_same_story_as_joker_but_with_a/ (HectorCarnicer)
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Plants can't shit, but can lose limbs and exhale oxygen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejdjk5/plants_cant_shit_but_can_lose_limbs_and_exhale/ (StyrTD)
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Candles are now known more for their scents than their lighting capabilities.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejdi3g/candles_are_now_known_more_for_their_scents_than/ (Jeffrey_Strange)
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With the giant amount of hygiene products everyone uses on a daily basis, it’s safe to say people are naturally repulsive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejdhfv/with_the_giant_amount_of_hygiene_products/ (Drummerboy860)
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What do math teachers use as an excuse for students to show their work today? It’s not like they can say “you won’t have a calculator with you all the time” anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejdgs6/what_do_math_teachers_use_as_an_excuse_for/ (seascarp)
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Today will likely be the largest spike in the last decade on Google about the draft and how to avoid it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejdfkv/today_will_likely_be_the_largest_spike_in_the/ (Kayuuri)
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The side of your bed is the parking space for your slippers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejdev3/the_side_of_your_bed_is_the_parking_space_for/ (Kestrife)
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We won’t say “teen” when saying the year ever again in our lifespan ( as in nineTEEN ninety, twenty nineTEEN)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejdetl/we_wont_say_teen_when_saying_the_year_ever_again/ (Rather_Read_A_Book)
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New year Eve's are an elaborate drinking game. Have a party every time the earth completes a revolution around the sun.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejdeso/new_year_eves_are_an_elaborate_drinking_game_have/ (nooobmaster-69)
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Ash Ketchum from Pòkemon doesn't age.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejddor/ash_ketchum_from_pòkemon_doesnt_age/ (Masterclickbait21)
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At some point in history there had to be a human who was the first to laugh

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejdcfz/at_some_point_in_history_there_had_to_be_a_human/ (unikittenwithmittens)
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Movies with a lot of f*cks usually give the least amount of f*ck.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejdbyk/movies_with_a_lot_of_fcks_usually_give_the_least/ (HeisenbergTheDanger)
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We laugh at ancient civilizations for human sacrifices while letting people starve and die if they don’t contribute enough the economy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejdban/we_laugh_at_ancient_civilizations_for_human/ (thedarklord125)
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When you finally find the word you were searching for after stuttering through a sentence, you feel like a genius winning the lottery; only to quickly realize its just a basic word that you sound dumb for not having in your vernacular.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejd8kt/when_you_finally_find_the_word_you_were_searching/ (beuffiebuns)
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There's a chance that day you closed your door with key someone actually tried to enter and couldn't

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejd8br/theres_a_chance_that_day_you_closed_your_door/ (Frycken23)
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Hair is so weird. Thin threads of protein growing out of skin. And people style it too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejd86n/hair_is_so_weird_thin_threads_of_protein_growing/ ([deleted])
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There are animals in the wild, who don't even know how they look like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejd7i9/there_are_animals_in_the_wild_who_dont_even_know/ (itayb1)
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You know you’ve reached adulthood when the garden shoes finally fit you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejd78w/you_know_youve_reached_adulthood_when_the_garden/ ([deleted])
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If everyone has priority boarding, then no one does.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejd6c5/if_everyone_has_priority_boarding_then_no_one_does/ (carbar37)
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The time you start taking your new phone/tablet with you to the toilet, marks the time when you've gotten used to your new phone/tablet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejd63i/the_time_you_start_taking_your_new_phonetablet/ (VBrains)
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Life would suck if touching yourself sexually was as ineffective physiologically as tickling yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejd5mv/life_would_suck_if_touching_yourself_sexually_was/ (asimpleman415)
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Someone could have the world record for longest time taking a piss, but does not know, because they did not time it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejd5hi/someone_could_have_the_world_record_for_longest/ (ImDrivinShotgun)
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A major celebrity’s dog wouldn’t know they’re a dog owned by a major celebrity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejd49u/a_major_celebritys_dog_wouldnt_know_theyre_a_dog/ (Jl002)
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In the future, history classes will only get longer and harder

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejd438/in_the_future_history_classes_will_only_get/ (VBrains)
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Blue whale is not only the largest animal currently on the planet, but also the largest animal ever to have existed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejd42o/blue_whale_is_not_only_the_largest_animal/ (_Mori4rty_)
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We often forget that being self taught & being properly taught are completely different experiences. There are people who can’t be properly taught in anything because we lose all the passion in the structure of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejd3tf/we_often_forget_that_being_self_taught_being/ ([deleted])
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If anyone refers to Pitbull as ‘Dawg’, it really wouldn’t be inappropriate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejd2c9/if_anyone_refers_to_pitbull_as_dawg_it_really/ (blackberry-1)
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Aging is a chronic disease

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejd21q/aging_is_a_chronic_disease/ (hassanhamadc)
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Writing 20K instead of 20.000 does not make sense if you don’t use the metric system.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejd0xe/writing_20k_instead_of_20000_does_not_make_sense/ ([deleted])
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The Star Wars Saga may have taken a very different route, if they went back to Tatooine and freed Anakins Mother from Watto in Episode 1.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejczye/the_star_wars_saga_may_have_taken_a_very/ (Farnsen)
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In movies with a poor underdog hero and a rich villain, the actor playing underdog is probably paid way more

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejcz3i/in_movies_with_a_poor_underdog_hero_and_a_rich/ (AskYourDoctor)
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You're not unique. You just grew up in a culture which taught you you were. And you believed it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejcz11/youre_not_unique_you_just_grew_up_in_a_culture/ (insaneintheblain)
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People who bleed to death actually suffocate from lack of oxygen. Lack of oxygen from lack of blood.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejcyof/people_who_bleed_to_death_actually_suffocate_from/ (BOOM3R464)
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You have never seen your reflection look anywhere but directly in your eyes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejcxgg/you_have_never_seen_your_reflection_look_anywhere/ (smol_skeleton)
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How many animals were rode before horses were found out to be the most viable option if any

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejcx14/how_many_animals_were_rode_before_horses_were/ (riley228)
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All technology will eventually have a waterproofed version of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejcx0q/all_technology_will_eventually_have_a/ (MaldingMadman)
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A “period-piece” is much different if it’s in porn [NSFW]

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejcwor/a_periodpiece_is_much_different_if_its_in_porn/ (itsplanty)
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People don't really care about showerthoughts as they don't really think about it until it's time to sleep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejcwmb/people_dont_really_care_about_showerthoughts_as/ ([deleted])
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You're more likely to be eaten by a shark than a human, but if you stay out of the water you're more likely to be eaten by a human than a shark

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejcvyp/youre_more_likely_to_be_eaten_by_a_shark_than_a/ (FistHouse)
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Natural Salt looks like a rock, somebody tasted said rock and said "this tastes good!?"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejcvr1/natural_salt_looks_like_a_rock_somebody_tasted/ (TheAllSeeingKuma)
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Humans put on sweaters when they’re getting cold. Beers put on sweaters when they’re getting warm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejcvdu/humans_put_on_sweaters_when_theyre_getting_cold/ (wendigah)
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Every time you kill a spider it’s survival of the fittest and eventually will create the sneakiest and therefore deadliest spiders.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejctei/every_time_you_kill_a_spider_its_survival_of_the/ (jimdiggitydood)
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Ed Sheeran looks like a full size garden gnome

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejcsxr/ed_sheeran_looks_like_a_full_size_garden_gnome/ (AntiMatterLite)
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12 AM or later never feels like the next day until you sleep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejcsvo/12_am_or_later_never_feels_like_the_next_day/ (TankPiano009)
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Magicians, especially famous ones, must not be able to leave their house without at least 3 different tricks completely ready to go at any time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejcs22/magicians_especially_famous_ones_must_not_be_able/ (DMB4136)
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Every pet is an emotional support animal, every friend is an emotional support Human, meaning every person is emotionally unstable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejcrqf/every_pet_is_an_emotional_support_animal_every/ (yas9in)
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The biggest alcoholics are the ones that hide it so well you don't even know they're an alcoholic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejcqzs/the_biggest_alcoholics_are_the_ones_that_hide_it/ ([deleted])
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The only ways alternate realities could exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejcqdg/the_only_ways_alternate_realities_could_exist/ (LordS8an)
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Those who make jokes about getting drafted are probably going to be the ones who end up involved in W W 3...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejcq2y/those_who_make_jokes_about_getting_drafted_are/ (TiTaN_Vi3E)
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There is a strong chance the Queen won't live to hear Big Ben again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejcpzu/there_is_a_strong_chance_the_queen_wont_live_to/ (GeneralxTurtle)
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Sun is the battery and earth is a cellphone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejcpn4/sun_is_the_battery_and_earth_is_a_cellphone/ (iamthecaptainnowwww)
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Guys peeing on toilet seats is not always the result of poor or lazy aim. Sometimes the penis just misfires.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejcovs/guys_peeing_on_toilet_seats_is_not_always_the/ ([deleted])
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At January 4th, 4pm, 1% of year will have passed already.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejconc/at_january_4th_4pm_1_of_year_will_have_passed/ (PFDRC)
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The opposite of being a dick is being a cunt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejcoig/the_opposite_of_being_a_dick_is_being_a_cunt/ (heythereletshavefun)
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Technically, at some point of day, you're full of sh*t.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejcoaf/technically_at_some_point_of_day_youre_full_of_sht/ (Anti_Karen_League)
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When getting up there in age, some individuals may only know you as being old for the rest of their lives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejcnk5/when_getting_up_there_in_age_some_individuals_may/ (JKMG)
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A lot of friendships and relationships come from shared hatred for something

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejcmk2/a_lot_of_friendships_and_relationships_come_from/ (Qrpheus)
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Many people are afraid of haunted houses during halloween time but if you think about it walmart is scarier cause all the danger you feel could be real

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejcles/many_people_are_afraid_of_haunted_houses_during/ (GlenMerlin)
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Virgin sacrifices into volcanoes suggest the possibility that volcanoes are portals to a deity; but since no one will jump into a volcano willingly for science, we can never be certain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejckqm/virgin_sacrifices_into_volcanoes_suggest_the/ ([deleted])
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The Office Assistant was every introvert's best friend back in the 2000s.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejcipy/the_office_assistant_was_every_introverts_best/ (Krenoso)
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The concept of rebooted movies and TV shows will probably confuse future civilizations after Humans are extinct.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejcikp/the_concept_of_rebooted_movies_and_tv_shows_will/ ([deleted])
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Cremation is the most effective way to not become a zombie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejch4u/cremation_is_the_most_effective_way_to_not_become/ (Muzlimist)
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Sleeping is the ultimate "Fake it till you make it" example

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejcglk/sleeping_is_the_ultimate_fake_it_till_you_make_it/ (trotomoto)
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Swearing is the adult form of crying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejcg95/swearing_is_the_adult_form_of_crying/ (H3CTATE)
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The Showerthoughts icon looks like a flying saucer blasting off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejcery/the_showerthoughts_icon_looks_like_a_flying/ (Datruekiwi)
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Men usually workout to get buff in order to attract attention from women, but end up usually attracting attention and compliments from other men.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejce05/men_usually_workout_to_get_buff_in_order_to/ ([deleted])
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It's nearly impossible to recreate a wave (with your hands) when you're trying to force it. It just feels REALLY weird.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejcdvt/its_nearly_impossible_to_recreate_a_wave_with/ (skipentro)
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Have you ever wondered how many people have gone home from work and told a story about you to someone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejcdee/have_you_ever_wondered_how_many_people_have_gone/ (samito14)
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When someone says "it's opposite day" and it is really opposite day then it is not actually opposite day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejcbko/when_someone_says_its_opposite_day_and_it_is/ (Datruekiwi)
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Every blanket is a weighted blanket if you're weak enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejcb04/every_blanket_is_a_weighted_blanket_if_youre_weak/ (user-03)
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Don’t forget to clean behind the ears!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejca3c/dont_forget_to_clean_behind_the_ears/ (ayyo-maggots-)
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Existence is forced yet also optional

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejc8vw/existence_is_forced_yet_also_optional/ (The-devils-usb)
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This line will make you breathe consciously.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejc8la/this_line_will_make_you_breathe_consciously/ (alt_of_somewon)
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Pencil boxes hold pens more by the time we’re in middle-high school

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejc816/pencil_boxes_hold_pens_more_by_the_time_were_in/ (JUT1N)
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When Drake dies people will to try to rob his grave because they'll think his money is buried in the grave.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejc7xs/when_drake_dies_people_will_to_try_to_rob_his/ (NounsAreNotBrave)
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As your life progresses and you are in public you could be the oldest person in that space, and it happens more and more often until it's always the case or you die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejc7qc/as_your_life_progresses_and_you_are_in_public_you/ (halebales)
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When you touch your own body you’re feeling twice as much as when you touch something else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejc6sf/when_you_touch_your_own_body_youre_feeling_twice/ (OneManTeem)
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Everything in your body essentially grows one way or another, including your eyes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejc6m9/everything_in_your_body_essentially_grows_one_way/ (SealTheApproved)
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Mistakes are made by man. And some man are made by mistakes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejc5ub/mistakes_are_made_by_man_and_some_man_are_made_by/ (bdodia2504)
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On another planet snowflakes may consist of salt or metal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejc5qz/on_another_planet_snowflakes_may_consist_of_salt/ (Oliazavr)
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If you have 0 Olympic gold medals, congratulations you have the same number of gold medals as the majority of people that have been to the Olympics

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejc5ak/if_you_have_0_olympic_gold_medals_congratulations/ (MambaStrucker)
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Sign language interpreters give information to deaf people and deprive it from people with ADHD

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejc53j/sign_language_interpreters_give_information_to/ (rationalconspiracist)
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Men with raspy voices are good, girls with raspy voices are bad

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejc53h/men_with_raspy_voices_are_good_girls_with_raspy/ ([deleted])
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We’ll spend 3 to 4 of the next 12 months sleeping, on average.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejc4db/well_spend_3_to_4_of_the_next_12_months_sleeping/ (BigDyl89)
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Alternative theory doesn’t make sense unless...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejc47c/alternative_theory_doesnt_make_sense_unless/ ([deleted])
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Being impatient makes things seem to go by slowly, while having patience makes things seem to go by quickly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejc3xe/being_impatient_makes_things_seem_to_go_by_slowly/ (jafeelz)
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someome came up with dinosaur noises without hearing them before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejc3dd/someome_came_up_with_dinosaur_noises_without/ (AsianWithBadAcademic)
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In the Lord of the Rings, orcs (or Uruk) exclaim: "meat's back on the menu". Orc societies in Middle Earth therefore must have restaurants.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejc2lt/in_the_lord_of_the_rings_orcs_or_uruk_exclaim/ (Ehrahbass)
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Act 3 of a story starts at 3/4 through, and it is always the war.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejc2ls/act_3_of_a_story_starts_at_34_through_and_it_is/ (Qchi)
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You never know how much toilet paper you use until you’re the one buying it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejc29s/you_never_know_how_much_toilet_paper_you_use/ (Dude-Oh-Duuuuuude)
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You can un-see something you imagined.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejc01u/you_can_unsee_something_you_imagined/ (JMStarStudded)
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In the future, being physically healthy is offensive to handicapped people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejbzeg/in_the_future_being_physically_healthy_is/ (fh_deno)
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Can’t be that great at golf if you’ve never understood wind

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejbye8/cant_be_that_great_at_golf_if_youve_never/ (Doubtful-Lee)
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laundromats are car washes for clothes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejbycf/laundromats_are_car_washes_for_clothes/ (Bagelwar23)
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If you're a super fast superhero, the rest of the world must feel annoyingly slow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejby11/if_youre_a_super_fast_superhero_the_rest_of_the/ (Rudi_de_Hue)
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Birds and bees reproduce way differently from us but we still use it as a euphemism for human sex ed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejbwv5/birds_and_bees_reproduce_way_differently_from_us/ (BubbleNuke)
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In Harry Potter the black market probably has a high demand for celebrity hairs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejbwjp/in_harry_potter_the_black_market_probably_has_a/ (OreoOverdose23)
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The objective of bowling is to play the less bowling as possible

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejbvj0/the_objective_of_bowling_is_to_play_the_less/ ([deleted])
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Surprised that in the Revenge of the Sith, after so many of Obi-One’s lightsaber duels he never once singed his beard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejbvag/surprised_that_in_the_revenge_of_the_sith_after/ (Ulipsies)
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The series, "See" can't be viewed by those to whom is most relevant, blind people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejbuvz/the_series_see_cant_be_viewed_by_those_to_whom_is/ ([deleted])
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For every week that passes after New Years, physical calendars lose about 2% of their total value

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejbunx/for_every_week_that_passes_after_new_years/ (jodawg_)
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Cast iron is the vinyl records of cookware

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejbulw/cast_iron_is_the_vinyl_records_of_cookware/ (kesoconqueso)
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We don’t miss the olden days, we miss the feelings and emotions we experienced

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejbul2/we_dont_miss_the_olden_days_we_miss_the_feelings/ (coptup4ik)
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Deaf-mute people play charades all the time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejbtje/deafmute_people_play_charades_all_the_time/ (jinichi212)
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In the toy story universe, if someone’s acting weird, there’s a very small chance that their is a voodoo doll doing it accidentally

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejbsp5/in_the_toy_story_universe_if_someones_acting/ (NuclearGlory03)
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Batman has been played by more than 47 actors if you include all the voice actors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejbsn5/batman_has_been_played_by_more_than_47_actors_if/ (H4loR4ptor)
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Keeping your s/o’s photo in a pocket watch so you always see their face when you check the time can be equated to having a photo of your s/o as your cellphone’s wallpaper today.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejbsf0/keeping_your_sos_photo_in_a_pocket_watch_so_you/ (knock_0ff)
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No matter what, sperm banks are the most hoes. They just want you to come and go so they can have another man's

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejbs9t/no_matter_what_sperm_banks_are_the_most_hoes_they/ (guilorenzo)
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People who verify world records for a living have seen some weird stuff

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejbrzp/people_who_verify_world_records_for_a_living_have/ (JadeTimeTraveler)
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The most important thing in relationships is honesty, but in order to get in one you don't mind to lie about everything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejbqui/the_most_important_thing_in_relationships_is/ (V3geta)
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Science fiction probably accurately predicts what space ships will look like because geeky scientists will likely model ships after those in science fiction

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejbqlo/science_fiction_probably_accurately_predicts_what/ (BubbleNuke)
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If spirits and ghosts are proven real, to the public. The first thing people would say is demon/ghost rights.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejbq09/if_spirits_and_ghosts_are_proven_real_to_the/ (123BKS)
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In the wooosh redit, the people that we think we that are wooshed may be joking and actually we are the ones thinking they don't really understand the joke, therefore we are the ones being wooshed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejbp98/in_the_wooosh_redit_the_people_that_we_think_we/ (ahmed_saroukh)
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We always mention our anniversary date and not our birthday.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejboxp/we_always_mention_our_anniversary_date_and_not/ (H4loR4ptor)
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It must be confusing and scary for dogs to dream.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejboer/it_must_be_confusing_and_scary_for_dogs_to_dream/ (tjkp1994)
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Gender does not exist, we are all skeletons on the inside.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejbo94/gender_does_not_exist_we_are_all_skeletons_on_the/ ([deleted])
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Santa's reindeer all being male would probably fight all of them time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejbned/santas_reindeer_all_being_male_would_probably/ (Romane_PaulNibaa)
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Building a single unisex restroom is more cost-efficient vs men/womens restrooms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejbmip/building_a_single_unisex_restroom_is_more/ (Thekingofalldoom)
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There aren’t many savoury drinks compared to sweet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejbmdi/there_arent_many_savoury_drinks_compared_to_sweet/ (ThursdayBestDay)
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An old picture of you can be from the past or future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejbkpw/an_old_picture_of_you_can_be_from_the_past_or/ (SpaceDweevil)
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We are more likely to trust the equipments have 90% efficiency over 100% efficiency.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejbjqy/we_are_more_likely_to_trust_the_equipments_have/ ([deleted])
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Men are as selective at choosing porn as girls are with tinder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejbjjj/men_are_as_selective_at_choosing_porn_as_girls/ ([deleted])
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If you worked your whole life to love the concept of dying you could be certain you would die doing what you love

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejbixi/if_you_worked_your_whole_life_to_love_the_concept/ (Seventhplacerobots)
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Fish always have the burden to eat everything soggy since everything they eat is underwater

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejbgsu/fish_always_have_the_burden_to_eat_everything/ (gaygayer420)
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Ads are more likely to be viewed if aren’t promoted/sponsored.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejbgne/ads_are_more_likely_to_be_viewed_if_arent/ (cpacfagolf)
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Things that say collectors or limited edition, are usually worthless.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejbg3h/things_that_say_collectors_or_limited_edition_are/ (Even_more_questions)
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You could probably talk to your own photos as a group chat in the Harry Potter universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejbdwf/you_could_probably_talk_to_your_own_photos_as_a/ ([deleted])
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men and women have opposite morning routines- men wake up and remove stuff from their face, women add stuff to their face.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejbdv6/men_and_women_have_opposite_morning_routines_men/ (Betamax-86)
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Blocking the military on social media would just put people on a smaller list that they could draft from

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejbc7f/blocking_the_military_on_social_media_would_just/ (channingpotatertots)
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If your children argue over which is the favorite child, then you've treated them all equally.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejbc2z/if_your_children_argue_over_which_is_the_favorite/ (The_Happy_Ninja)
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You can't describe the taste of a food without referencing other food to describe the flavor of that food

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejbbla/you_cant_describe_the_taste_of_a_food_without/ ([deleted])
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The only reason ineffective home remedies are still actively recommended is probably due to the placebo effect. Someone probably suggested hot soup to someone at one point and it worked as a placebo, so soup is still the first thing people suggest when you have a cold.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejb9az/the_only_reason_ineffective_home_remedies_are/ (Discopants13)
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The Iraq War is old enough to enlist in the Iran War.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejb8ow/the_iraq_war_is_old_enough_to_enlist_in_the_iran/ (Cumzilla-420)
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Shows with 11 or 22 minute episodes normally have longer intros than shows with hour long episodes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejb865/shows_with_11_or_22_minute_episodes_normally_have/ (Random_Daydreamer)
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There was probably an Author anytime before 1980 that told people he was "texting" in short.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejb84m/there_was_probably_an_author_anytime_before_1980/ (Joshhagan6)
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It’s both creepy and impressive how quickly Wikipedia articles are edited after someone’s death to change certain verbs to past tense

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejb7zx/its_both_creepy_and_impressive_how_quickly/ (Edgelord420666)
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In every worst case scenario is someone yelling out the worse case scenario who is still an idiot but just happens to be right this time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejb7kt/in_every_worst_case_scenario_is_someone_yelling/ ([deleted])
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Supermarkets(and all resellers of stuff) basically use an infinite money exploit in life by selling us things they got for cheaper prices.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejb6pd/supermarketsand_all_resellers_of_stuff_basically/ (ndvarn)
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All water you drink has been drank billions of times before you, and will continue to be drank billions of times after.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejb6j0/all_water_you_drink_has_been_drank_billions_of/ (poweredbymetal)
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If people didn’t steal, then manufacturing companies would save a lot of money because they wouldn’t have to put on anti-theft systems on certain things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejb6fv/if_people_didnt_steal_then_manufacturing/ ([deleted])
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There are amazingly talented artists who have the ability to draw beautiful pictures, and they’re drawing extremely horrifying pictures of Garfield.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejb6fp/there_are_amazingly_talented_artists_who_have_the/ (Geoff_Davies)
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When you eat steaming hot food, you’re the endothermic reaction.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejb5zi/when_you_eat_steaming_hot_food_youre_the/ (yourewrong_123)
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As long as non-collapsible, you cannot really "empty" a container.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejb5xt/as_long_as_noncollapsible_you_cannot_really_empty/ (wunderbraten)
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You’re more likely to lose weight in death than in life because you have an 100% chance of losing a very large amount of weight when you die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejb53j/youre_more_likely_to_lose_weight_in_death_than_in/ (Munchuh)
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Watching people is creepy but people watching is considered fine

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejb52f/watching_people_is_creepy_but_people_watching_is/ (reverse_auntie)
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Watermelon flavored anything doesn’t actually taste like watermelon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejb4kd/watermelon_flavored_anything_doesnt_actually/ (oopsie____doopsie)
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Watching water flow makes you want to pee more than drinking it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejb465/watching_water_flow_makes_you_want_to_pee_more/ (papabig27)
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If we continue to listen to music at the highest volume cap, it will eventually lead to deafness in human evolution in the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejb38p/if_we_continue_to_listen_to_music_at_the_highest/ ([deleted])
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In Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, it’s a good thing the squirrel didn’t think Veruca Salt’s head was a good nut, or else she would have been mauled to death in front of the remaining children instead of thrown (alive) into the garbage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejb2f4/in_charlie_and_the_chocolate_factory_its_a_good/ (TryharderJB)
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People Built Machines to make stuff never fail but the machines fail more than old tools

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejb0fh/people_built_machines_to_make_stuff_never_fail/ (RemoteGap1)
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Kidnap and Catnip sound like the same word with their vowel sounds swapped.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejb01q/kidnap_and_catnip_sound_like_the_same_word_with/ (themaskedcrusader)
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"Better than most people" is the same thing as "better than the average person" but sounds a lot more impressive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejayvo/better_than_most_people_is_the_same_thing_as/ (lernerd)
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If a bald man gets a hair transplant halfway into their career and keeps a single job throughout, any remaining colleagues at his retirement party could start their speech with: "He started working here when he was still bald" instead of "when he still had hair"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejayjw/if_a_bald_man_gets_a_hair_transplant_halfway_into/ (Herr_Opa)
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The myth that razored hair grows back thicker was probably invented to trick tweenagers into shaving their peach fuzz.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejay7u/the_myth_that_razored_hair_grows_back_thicker_was/ (SongsOfLightAndDark)
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Parents who don't say sorry and own up to their mistakes will most likely have children who do the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejaxmd/parents_who_dont_say_sorry_and_own_up_to_their/ (MaldingMadman)
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Dating apps that "work" shouldn't exist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejax8t/dating_apps_that_work_shouldnt_exist/ (xyzbby)
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Doors in movies are extremely quiet when it's not the protagonist opening them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejawla/doors_in_movies_are_extremely_quiet_when_its_not/ (GiornoGiomamma)
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"Richard is long for Dick" is as perfectly acceptable as "Dick is short for Richard," and so on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejawb2/richard_is_long_for_dick_is_as_perfectly/ ([deleted])
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You turned 30 in 2019? Congratulations, you've been alive in 5 decades.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejaw34/you_turned_30_in_2019_congratulations_youve_been/ (Mainzerize)
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How damn lucky are the people born on January 1st at 12:00:00

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejavlc/how_damn_lucky_are_the_people_born_on_january_1st/ (LostRedditer)
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The answer to the question "which hits the ground first, a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers" is still bricks because of wind resistance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejavga/the_answer_to_the_question_which_hits_the_ground/ (Midir_Is_Fun)
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It’s ironic that JK Rowling has turned into a Dursley (in regard to Non-Binary and Trans folks)...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejav15/its_ironic_that_jk_rowling_has_turned_into_a/ (spratsplat)
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Lady is an impolite way to address one woman but ladies is the polite way to address a group of women.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejat8j/lady_is_an_impolite_way_to_address_one_woman_but/ (Revolutionary_Dingo)
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Your real life K/D ratio can only ever end in .00

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejat1t/your_real_life_kd_ratio_can_only_ever_end_in_00/ (Nozza_h_88)
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Forks have four prongs, thus tridents are threeks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejasfi/forks_have_four_prongs_thus_tridents_are_threeks/ (simbar1337)
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When you walk forward you step with the back of your foot first. When you walk backwards you step with the front of your foot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejas66/when_you_walk_forward_you_step_with_the_back_of/ (not_gnostic)
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The number of dinosaur toys made may one day exceed the number of dinosaurs to've existed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejarig/the_number_of_dinosaur_toys_made_may_one_day/ (Tikimanly)
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There’s a cool down on toilets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejari6/theres_a_cool_down_on_toilets/ (cassius0427)
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True patience is learnt when you have to drag the toilet roll back after dropping it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejaqwi/true_patience_is_learnt_when_you_have_to_drag_the/ (adenahmed)
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You've consumed the bodily water waste of other animals and/or humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejaqkj/youve_consumed_the_bodily_water_waste_of_other/ (putconfac)
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Immortal solutions is further than 100 years away, therefore we are all going to die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejaqfy/immortal_solutions_is_further_than_100_years_away/ (Ohnonotmethemanwho)
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As a teenager, you will never have been a teen for half of your life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejap47/as_a_teenager_you_will_never_have_been_a_teen_for/ (ajiiggy)
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As the technology progresses, VR gaming will eventually flip the stereotype of gamers to be associated with being fit and active.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejaop6/as_the_technology_progresses_vr_gaming_will/ (SP3CLT)
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You never really know how good you have it until things take a turn for the worse. Then, you don’t realize that wasn’t so bad either until shit gets really dire.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejao9b/you_never_really_know_how_good_you_have_it_until/ (HungryChefBrockett)
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Every mosquito you kill is (most probably) a double kill

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejanr2/every_mosquito_you_kill_is_most_probably_a_double/ (addypandeyy)
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Nothing rhymes directly with argument

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejanhk/nothing_rhymes_directly_with_argument/ (c-h-e-e-s-e)
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We all just take it for granted that the earth rotates at a constant rate and every day is the same length

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejane3/we_all_just_take_it_for_granted_that_the_earth/ (Firefox85484)
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A caregiver and a caretaker do the same job, despite give and take having opposite meanings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejan9o/a_caregiver_and_a_caretaker_do_the_same_job/ (BiometricPaladin)
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The letter F is the female version of the letter E

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejan61/the_letter_f_is_the_female_version_of_the_letter_e/ (Verymuchhuman_beans)
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In water bottles, there is more water used to make the bottle than the water contained in the bottle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejampk/in_water_bottles_there_is_more_water_used_to_make/ (stinkystinkman12)
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We are currently living in the past of someone else.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejam13/we_are_currently_living_in_the_past_of_someone/ (FakeBlinq)
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There is a huge difference between "stone cold" and "cold stones"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejalyv/there_is_a_huge_difference_between_stone_cold_and/ (hypocreton)
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Every morning that we wake up, we go further and further into our own unique universe because there are numerous different combinations of the events that happened while we slept

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejakoh/every_morning_that_we_wake_up_we_go_further_and/ (BiggieBoiTroy)
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We are showering in 4 billion year old water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejakju/we_are_showering_in_4_billion_year_old_water/ (fury5678)
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Try to grin only using your left side of mouth and wink with your right eye

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejaka1/try_to_grin_only_using_your_left_side_of_mouth/ (lovetoady)
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It's good to have been born now, because imagine how much more info you would need to cram in a history class 300 years from now

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejaj5m/its_good_to_have_been_born_now_because_imagine/ (Depressioncito)
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The shampoo and soap at the bottom of the bottle will never know the feeling of being used

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejaim6/the_shampoo_and_soap_at_the_bottom_of_the_bottle/ (-nintendawg64)
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Start of the year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejahai/start_of_the_year/ (Kenny_4205)
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Amateur musicians are doing everything they can to make their music sound like other music but professional musicians are doing everything they can to make their music unique and new.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejah99/amateur_musicians_are_doing_everything_they_can/ (M_OrangeJu)
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Most supermodels look better in skimpy clothes than no clothes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejag0j/most_supermodels_look_better_in_skimpy_clothes/ (HungryChefBrockett)
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It is a scary feeling when you are alone with your thoughts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejadvh/it_is_a_scary_feeling_when_you_are_alone_with/ ([deleted])
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The Cadillac brand is painfully unaware that nobody considers them a luxury brand and the only people who own one are between 60 and...dead!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejadfa/the_cadillac_brand_is_painfully_unaware_that/ (KarmaWhore97)
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A group of vultures will never die of starvation at the same time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejacdp/a_group_of_vultures_will_never_die_of_starvation/ (TankArtist)
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No matter how hard you try, you can’t remember exactly when you fell asleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejabtj/no_matter_how_hard_you_try_you_cant_remember/ (Selebel)
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If you receive money as a gift, then buy a gift with that money, you are technically re-gifting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejabi0/if_you_receive_money_as_a_gift_then_buy_a_gift/ (Ncussonn)
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Walking into a room and forgetting what you were going to do is probably what your game characters feel like when you come back to the game after not playing for a while and you forget everything you were doing before you quit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ejaa4w/walking_into_a_room_and_forgetting_what_you_were/ (IkeaTheSweden)
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If most of the human body is made of water, then you probably drank several liters of human corpses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eja9kg/if_most_of_the_human_body_is_made_of_water_then/ (Skyrexxos)
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Before Instagram, you couldn’t see bikini pics of the hot girls you know. Sucks for those over 40. Didn’t have it then and now it’s too late to be any good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eja9j2/before_instagram_you_couldnt_see_bikini_pics_of/ (HungryChefBrockett)
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When the universe is big dicking you, sometimes it's better to just lay there and try to enjoy it instead of fight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eja93w/when_the_universe_is_big_dicking_you_sometimes/ (Vivosims)
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We leave high school blowing off classes only to go to college wishing we would have paid more attention to that subject in high school, and then repeat the process though college into our careers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eja93g/we_leave_high_school_blowing_off_classes_only_to/ (SandmanSupMan)
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Woke people don't sleep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eja8rl/woke_people_dont_sleep/ (slangingslums)
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Electricity can kill you in less than a second but it's always very close to us, around us, every second of our lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eja8h1/electricity_can_kill_you_in_less_than_a_second/ (Rakiboi)
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When we close our eyes we can't see!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eja841/when_we_close_our_eyes_we_cant_see/ (REdBEARACUDA)
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General Shang claimed that he would make a man out of Mulan but really it was her that made a man out of him ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eja816/general_shang_claimed_that_he_would_make_a_man/ (Skyrexxos)
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When you’re a kid, ants seem to be a major part of your life and you expect for them to be as you grow older, but then one day you’re an adult and you don’t even think about ants.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eja7bz/when_youre_a_kid_ants_seem_to_be_a_major_part_of/ (Tophert19)
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In a way, grave minds do in fact think alike.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eja716/in_a_way_grave_minds_do_in_fact_think_alike/ (TheWorldIsDying)
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Toothbrush had wireless charging capability before cellphones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eja6xl/toothbrush_had_wireless_charging_capability/ (_SWANS_CAN_BE_GAY_)
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Birth is everyone’s first out of body experience

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eja5zk/birth_is_everyones_first_out_of_body_experience/ (nickrashell)
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To beat a gamer you must become one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eja5hd/to_beat_a_gamer_you_must_become_one/ (rezmeihaveghorn)
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95% of the population will allow genitals in their mouths but refuse to eat the brown part of a banana.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eja581/95_of_the_population_will_allow_genitals_in_their/ (reddit_acct_69)
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It is impossible to be the least interesting person int the world coes having that title alone makes you interesting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eja4kj/it_is_impossible_to_be_the_least_interesting/ (instantlykit)
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Those people who invested in bunkers for Y2K or the zombie apocalypse are sittin' real pretty now that WWIII is on the way

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eja4dh/those_people_who_invested_in_bunkers_for_y2k_or/ (mvm84)
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Fixing a computer by using other computers for parts is the mechanical version of organ donors being used for surgery

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eja4bg/fixing_a_computer_by_using_other_computers_for/ (XHaunt23X)
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Your eyes are live-streaming your entire life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eja495/your_eyes_are_livestreaming_your_entire_life/ (croooked00)
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There are no such things as "original" ideas anymore since everyone is inspired by something

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eja3y9/there_are_no_such_things_as_original_ideas/ ([deleted])
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Kids in cancer commercials like 10 years ago are probably dead by now

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eja3th/kids_in_cancer_commercials_like_10_years_ago_are/ (Storkzz)
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A lightning bolt is a really big spark and a spark is a really small lightning bolt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eja2lz/a_lightning_bolt_is_a_really_big_spark_and_a/ (prettymuchamine)
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1990 is as far as 2050.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eja21w/1990_is_as_far_as_2050/ (TheRealEtherion)
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If there was a counter somewhere that showed how many people were pleasuring themselves at any given moment in the world, it’s probably silly to think that number ever drops under a million.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eja1yv/if_there_was_a_counter_somewhere_that_showed_how/ (HungryChefBrockett)
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18-wheelers are similar to Elephants in that they are the 'gentle giants' of the roads. They move over when much smaller cars tailgate them but we all know what can happen if you mess them with too much

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eja1cp/18wheelers_are_similar_to_elephants_in_that_they/ (boostedcamel)
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If Woody from Toy Story really did have a snake in his boot, then there's been a sentient toy snake in Woody's boot for the entire series.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eja13z/if_woody_from_toy_story_really_did_have_a_snake/ (TheMasterCheese3)
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Right now you're the oldest you've ever been and the youngest you'll ever be

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eja074/right_now_youre_the_oldest_youve_ever_been_and/ (figure_skating_bagel)
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Arm wrestling is the only sport in which two players cannot compete if they have a different strongest arm

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9zuh/arm_wrestling_is_the_only_sport_in_which_two/ (TactMat)
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The PBS documentary being filmed as the basis of The Office probably would have turned out like a bad episode of The Office, the ones with James Spader and Catherine Tate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9ztp/the_pbs_documentary_being_filmed_as_the_basis_of/ (HungryChefBrockett)
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cranberry sprite is the potion for feeling massive vibrations

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9ztn/cranberry_sprite_is_the_potion_for_feeling/ (Daggerdinger)
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The Lego Vestas Wind Turbine set is a model of a wind turbine, powered by a motor to make it spin. It is in fact the opposite of a wind turbine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9zq3/the_lego_vestas_wind_turbine_set_is_a_model_of_a/ (Ryan5374)
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History classes will only get longer and harder in the future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9zfm/history_classes_will_only_get_longer_and_harder/ (garnt311)
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If phones track huge amounts of our data it could come to a point where they could track where you place your finger and create fingerprints from it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9zbr/if_phones_track_huge_amounts_of_our_data_it_could/ (HeinrichJimmler)
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Lightning bugs must have tripped humans out before the invention of electricity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9zb6/lightning_bugs_must_have_tripped_humans_out/ (T1000runner)
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A car powered by farts is technically possible

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9z4n/a_car_powered_by_farts_is_technically_possible/ (Beall619)
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Ever wonder why mystery hairs end up under your junk? If you lean forward while you’re on the toilet, hairs sometimes fall off your scalp and end up in your pants, which you then pull back up without noticing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9yl2/ever_wonder_why_mystery_hairs_end_up_under_your/ (TheReddestRat)
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There’s a surprising lack of mildew in cottage cheese.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9yik/theres_a_surprising_lack_of_mildew_in_cottage/ (TheFlightlessPenguin)
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You consistently hear things like make sure to wash your armpits, hands, hair, etc, but never your elbows even though they are traditionally where most people fought and sneeze.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9yhd/you_consistently_hear_things_like_make_sure_to/ (MSPaintIsBetter)
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Saying “bless you” is considered polite, but saying “excuse you” is considered rude.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9xu4/saying_bless_you_is_considered_polite_but_saying/ (opm_11)
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couches were meant to suck you in

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9xle/couches_were_meant_to_suck_you_in/ (Daggerdinger)
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Houses are generally one of the only second hand things that are more expensive to the next person the buys it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9xbv/houses_are_generally_one_of_the_only_second_hand/ (bobross21_420_69_360)
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a bird grabbing a person and taking them away would not be good

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9wlx/a_bird_grabbing_a_person_and_taking_them_away/ (Daggerdinger)
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It sounds better to say 'big red ball' than 'red big ball'.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9w84/it_sounds_better_to_say_big_red_ball_than_red_big/ ([deleted])
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It is normally one's attitude that affects their hearing the most.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9w6t/it_is_normally_ones_attitude_that_affects_their/ (DDaveMod)
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Somebody in history has died the most painful death ever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9w4g/somebody_in_history_has_died_the_most_painful/ (nathboy2501)
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There must be a non-trivial number of relationships started to “Closing time” by Semisonic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9w24/there_must_be_a_nontrivial_number_of/ (robelkin)
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Having a kid during a zombie apocalypse could be very difficult if the child has a rebel phase

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9vat/having_a_kid_during_a_zombie_apocalypse_could_be/ (Stoppa317)
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technically every year is the end of a decade, just the end of the decade that started 10 years ago.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9v58/technically_every_year_is_the_end_of_a_decade/ (bjchoyce)
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After naming his penis Skywalker, he didn’t realize how sore he’d be after his girlfriend wanted to see the Rise of Skywalker twice a day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9utp/after_naming_his_penis_skywalker_he_didnt_realize/ (HungryChefBrockett)
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We can only use glasses because we have a nose

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9us8/we_can_only_use_glasses_because_we_have_a_nose/ (Vermelion)
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For foot fetishists, the toes are probabaly like the nipples of the feet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9u5m/for_foot_fetishists_the_toes_are_probabaly_like/ ([deleted])
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Considering many planets in Star Wars don’t have any water, most people in the universe don’t know how to swim

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9u2a/considering_many_planets_in_star_wars_dont_have/ (dank_soldier2234)
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If you don't brush your teeth for a while and bite someone, it'll inflict bonus poison damage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9u1j/if_you_dont_brush_your_teeth_for_a_while_and_bite/ (MaldingMadman)
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Throw it again, hooman!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9ttp/throw_it_again_hooman/ (CGreene73)
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Whats worse than having a ten second loop of a song stuck in your head? Not being able to remember any other part of the song.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9tq3/whats_worse_than_having_a_ten_second_loop_of_a/ (Terraban)
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if you just write the date in MM/DD/YY format now, people can add whatever year they want to ‘20’ [from 2000 - 2099]

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9tnr/if_you_just_write_the_date_in_mmddyy_format_now/ (heavysafley)
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One of the simplest pleasures in life is blowing your nose in the shower.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9tg9/one_of_the_simplest_pleasures_in_life_is_blowing/ (El_Philosophizer)
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The judge doesn’t care if you’re innocent. They care if you’re not guilty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9raf/the_judge_doesnt_care_if_youre_innocent_they_care/ (HungryChefBrockett)
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It's sad to hear someone underestimated you, but it's also sad to hear you were overestimated.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9ra3/its_sad_to_hear_someone_underestimated_you_but/ ([deleted])
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Up until just a few years ago, something would have to be spinning for you to hear you favorite song

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9qy5/up_until_just_a_few_years_ago_something_would/ (theresourcefulKman)
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Soon, every username for games will be taken.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9qqv/soon_every_username_for_games_will_be_taken/ (XElite_turtleX)
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The minimum reward to see into the future tomorrow is the lottery

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9pyf/the_minimum_reward_to_see_into_the_future/ ([deleted])
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We need more mentors who told you when you’re fucking up and then the next minute dropped a big nugget of knowledge that not only grew you but left you feeling encouraged.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9psq/we_need_more_mentors_who_told_you_when_youre/ (rambot_88)
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"The Young" and "The Restless" are probably the two demographics least likely to ever watch their eponymous TV show

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9pex/the_young_and_the_restless_are_probably_the_two/ (MisterWooster)
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You are your own vodoo doll

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9p5u/you_are_your_own_vodoo_doll/ (TestSubject5kk)
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The girl you like has prolly fucked 3-4 other dudes in the span that you have liked her just because you haven't told her that you like her.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9ovo/the_girl_you_like_has_prolly_fucked_34_other/ (ArchFlav)
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Chances are, you’ll skip most of your songs on your “perfect” playlist

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9or0/chances_are_youll_skip_most_of_your_songs_on_your/ (darkkiller1234)
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If you ever feel ugly, remember that you look like your ancestors and they all got laid :)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9o39/if_you_ever_feel_ugly_remember_that_you_look_like/ ([deleted])
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Buildings, cars, etc. don't add any weight to earth because the materials they are made out of already existed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9nut/buildings_cars_etc_dont_add_any_weight_to_earth/ (moork12)
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The fundamental particles of the universe have to act a certain way, and all life is also made from the fundamental particles of the universe so therefore everything that has ever happened and/Or will happen was predetermined and your choice is only an illusion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9nqv/the_fundamental_particles_of_the_universe_have_to/ (Joel_Hay12)
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You’ll probably be in a car and drive by a car with a captive in the trunk at least once in your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9ncr/youll_probably_be_in_a_car_and_drive_by_a_car/ (Autismo_cripple)
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40 years in the department and dad never got to shoot anybody. Then again, nobody else in the parks department did either.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9mus/40_years_in_the_department_and_dad_never_got_to/ (HungryChefBrockett)
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Holiday light decorations were probably started as a tradition to make the streets during the night brighter and safer for people (as during the holidays, if you are in the northern hemisphere, the nights will be longer).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9lmu/holiday_light_decorations_were_probably_started/ (rICEcOOKER3001)
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If you had a strong enough telescope and could travel into space faster than the speed of light, you could turn around, look back at Earth and witness historical events in real time without interfering.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9ldr/if_you_had_a_strong_enough_telescope_and_could/ (HungryChefBrockett)
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The people we accuse of being boomers or acting like boomers are actually people from Gen X

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9kh1/the_people_we_accuse_of_being_boomers_or_acting/ (TheVenerableBedesToe)
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There can't be a better personal assistant than your Mother.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9jgn/there_cant_be_a_better_personal_assistant_than/ (_Allan73)
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Due to evolution, humans will likely become immune to tickles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9jdr/due_to_evolution_humans_will_likely_become_immune/ (FKNubbie)
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To abolish xenophobia why don’t we just become a Pangea again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9jaw/to_abolish_xenophobia_why_dont_we_just_become_a/ (Ecc08)
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Canadians are naturally patriotic, as they bleed Red and White.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9iby/canadians_are_naturally_patriotic_as_they_bleed/ (nightswimsofficial)
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The longer your wine can't sell the more its worth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9i04/the_longer_your_wine_cant_sell_the_more_its_worth/ (iamold21420)
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By television standards if you accidentally murder someone and cover it up, you must be prepared to murder 3-5 more to stay free.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9hyn/by_television_standards_if_you_accidentally/ (Amandapear15)
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It’s interesting to think that Time Travelers have already changed the timeline and this is our best outcome

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9hwp/its_interesting_to_think_that_time_travelers_have/ (NitronicAtom)
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People confuse Fruity Pebbles for being different “fruit” flavors but they’re all the same. People don’t confuse colors of M&Ms for different flavors because they’re defined as chocolate. So ‘you never know what your gonna get’ with a box of chocolates because they are poorly labeled.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9hwe/people_confuse_fruity_pebbles_for_being_different/ (TheStudyofWumb0)
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Most animals, especially those in the wild, have only ever drunk two things: water and milk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9ga0/most_animals_especially_those_in_the_wild_have/ (Simple_Meme_Lord)
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In the future, Porch Pirates will be romanticised just like sea pirates are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9frf/in_the_future_porch_pirates_will_be_romanticised/ (masterofoblivion)
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People saying that online things use electricity, use electricity to say it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9fqr/people_saying_that_online_things_use_electricity/ (Bankrupt-R-Us)
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Since the Mad Max films were filmed in Australia and with all the fires, Australia is slowly becoming like Mad Max.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9fpp/since_the_mad_max_films_were_filmed_in_australia/ (Tank_O_Doom)
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Every year is technically the end of a decade

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9flc/every_year_is_technically_the_end_of_a_decade/ (R07robot)
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There is a moment, at the exact half point of your life, that you stop “growing” and start dying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9f4x/there_is_a_moment_at_the_exact_half_point_of_your/ (Bighawklittlehawk)
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They say justice is blind, yet they always ask to see evidence before passing judgement

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9dir/they_say_justice_is_blind_yet_they_always_ask_to/ (Hope_bringer)
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Millions of lives depend on you pulling out during vaginal sex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9dh1/millions_of_lives_depend_on_you_pulling_out/ (MajinAndroid_21)
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A lot of people probably got away with heinous crimes on September 10th, 2001 due to lack of media coverage and police forces being focused on NYC.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9d8e/a_lot_of_people_probably_got_away_with_heinous/ ([deleted])
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Every task you complete from the moment you wake up can technically be categorized as “getting ready for bed”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9d21/every_task_you_complete_from_the_moment_you_wake/ (bobbboooo)
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2100 is now as far away as 1940.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9bt4/2100_is_now_as_far_away_as_1940/ (ilostmyname1)
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Kirby exemplifies the expression "you are what you eat"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9bfq/kirby_exemplifies_the_expression_you_are_what_you/ (TotesNotUrHusband)
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One day you may hear an alto saxophone version of Lizzo’ Truth Hurts while riding in an elevator...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9bel/one_day_you_may_hear_an_alto_saxophone_version_of/ (BMP353)
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We take for granted our ability to view video footage of people places & things from a time before we were born

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9b34/we_take_for_granted_our_ability_to_view_video/ (ThatSocio)
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2050 is now as far away as 1990.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9b2b/2050_is_now_as_far_away_as_1990/ (emilieisthepizza)
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Some people just celebreated the year they will die in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9aeu/some_people_just_celebreated_the_year_they_will/ (emilieisthepizza)
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The first ever fart must have been legendary

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9aao/the_first_ever_fart_must_have_been_legendary/ (Tony-1610)
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People with stutters are probably really happy this year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej99y5/people_with_stutters_are_probably_really_happy/ (RestingBitFace)
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Australia probably is on fire because someone tried to kill a spider or a snake or one of the other devils pets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej99tq/australia_probably_is_on_fire_because_someone/ (pradyumnv)
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The volume of some TVs will never be set at 100%.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej99mh/the_volume_of_some_tvs_will_never_be_set_at_100/ (CouplingWithQuozl)
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When your born your the youngest person alive for a few seconds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej99hw/when_your_born_your_the_youngest_person_alive_for/ (StoryMenkey67)
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Underwear is the limiting factor of when laundry must be done.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej992h/underwear_is_the_limiting_factor_of_when_laundry/ (the-Toddfather)
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More popcorn, soda, and concessions are eaten during the ads in a movie than the rest of the movie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej96ze/more_popcorn_soda_and_concessions_are_eaten/ (FrenchPiano37)
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Nostalgia makes the 20th century seem much closer than it is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej96xa/nostalgia_makes_the_20th_century_seem_much_closer/ (IApparentlyExist)
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orange juice is drinkable acid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej96fn/orange_juice_is_drinkable_acid/ (bl000uup)
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A lot of horror movies are the responsibility of shitty realtors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej969x/a_lot_of_horror_movies_are_the_responsibility_of/ (batteryacidangel)
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Speedrunners spend more hours playing a game than normal players would in order to finish it faster than normal players would.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej95m2/speedrunners_spend_more_hours_playing_a_game_than/ (UltimaBahamut93)
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Aren‘t pictures of animals nudes? They are not wearing anything...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej95ip/arent_pictures_of_animals_nudes_they_are_not/ ([deleted])
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Humans are the only species that purposely ignore their instincts every day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej95fs/humans_are_the_only_species_that_purposely_ignore/ (PM_YOUR_SIDEBOOB)
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1979 looks like a year. 2079 just looks like a random number.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej95bg/1979_looks_like_a_year_2079_just_looks_like_a/ (usenet_alias)
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Almost every hand you've ever shaken has had a dick in it at some point

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej94xo/almost_every_hand_youve_ever_shaken_has_had_a/ (Burnt_Bridges91)
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For those getting up there in age, some people will only ever know them as an old person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej9479/for_those_getting_up_there_in_age_some_people/ (JKMG)
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The 1900s were the most badass sounding years of our time

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej944k/the_1900s_were_the_most_badass_sounding_years_of/ (DeadyDeadshot)
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The military probably get a hoot out of the many things that market themselves as military-grade.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej941g/the_military_probably_get_a_hoot_out_of_the_many/ (french_st)
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Adam really rocked that mullet in wedding singer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej93m9/adam_really_rocked_that_mullet_in_wedding_singer/ (orangekerbert)
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Every time a species goes extinct millions of years of evolution will have been erased from existence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej937k/every_time_a_species_goes_extinct_millions_of/ (brickhouse92)
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You have probably mindlessly killed a bug that spent its whole life to get where it is!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej92bh/you_have_probably_mindlessly_killed_a_bug_that/ (itsRokinjosh)
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Moms wear a one piece so they can match their babies wearing a onsie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej91xx/moms_wear_a_one_piece_so_they_can_match_their/ (parisj96)
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We blame so much on the technology we control. Alarm clocks, TV, phones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej919k/we_blame_so_much_on_the_technology_we_control/ (messofschmidt)
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Barbie doesn't have collarbones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej90za/barbie_doesnt_have_collarbones/ (-ohgodwhy-)
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Monsters in movies seem to have no problem eating people with clothes on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej905b/monsters_in_movies_seem_to_have_no_problem_eating/ (Atalkingpizzabox)
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Just by changing the tone of our voice, people can tell weather or not if we are joking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8zyx/just_by_changing_the_tone_of_our_voice_people_can/ (SplatAttak)
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Alarm clocks are something that we need but hate using

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8z6o/alarm_clocks_are_something_that_we_need_but_hate/ (antmontana)
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We are the largest literature class engaging in the TQE method.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8yvw/we_are_the_largest_literature_class_engaging_in/ (Nacho-Concern)
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When you buy a new paper shredder and you are able to shred the manual then you don’t need them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8xt5/when_you_buy_a_new_paper_shredder_and_you_are/ (blowingupmyporf)
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We are only as young as our experiences.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8w6x/we_are_only_as_young_as_our_experiences/ (LisaNaomi)
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In star wars the dominant species are humans, yet humans haven’t evolved during the star wars timeline. Does that mean humans came from outer space?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8vvf/in_star_wars_the_dominant_species_are_humans_yet/ (StanTheLongTurtle)
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Introversion isn't about not talking; it's about having the right people and topic to talk about.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8vuo/introversion_isnt_about_not_talking_its_about/ (mount2010)
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The older something is the more people treasure it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8v2j/the_older_something_is_the_more_people_treasure_it/ (steve_boi)
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Totalitarian species like bees and ants where the subjects have no choice or self-interest are so successfully that there is no reason to develop consciousness. Eventually, someone will have an army of robots.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8uwf/totalitarian_species_like_bees_and_ants_where_the/ (MuskIsAlien)
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Gravity is so powerful it prevents the ocean from flying into space

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8u92/gravity_is_so_powerful_it_prevents_the_ocean_from/ (Seedpound)
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We only use 1/3 of traffic lights.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8u0c/we_only_use_13_of_traffic_lights/ (Dumbness100)
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Needing to wrap a present to make it a surprise is probably just a marketing scheme made by gift wrapping companies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8u05/needing_to_wrap_a_present_to_make_it_a_surprise/ ([deleted])
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Your shots of being in the “Top of this year” section are pretty high

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8txt/your_shots_of_being_in_the_top_of_this_year/ (Redditor-Benny)
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If you die, you get a perma ban from earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8tre/if_you_die_you_get_a_perma_ban_from_earth/ (DiMoess)
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Dogs must like getting their bellies scratched because they can’t do it themself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8tpz/dogs_must_like_getting_their_bellies_scratched/ (burro3)
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"Join the conversation" has become a phrase used when someone wants to sell you on bullshit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8toc/join_the_conversation_has_become_a_phrase_used/ (iclaimignorance)
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Everything inside of you exists in darkness. Your organs only experience light during surgery.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8th6/everything_inside_of_you_exists_in_darkness_your/ (ok----)
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Anyone whose had sex before the age of 18, with a partner of similar age, has underage porn in their head.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8t5x/anyone_whose_had_sex_before_the_age_of_18_with_a/ ([deleted])
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A pilot has much less contol of the aeroplane than you may think(under no emergency).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8szg/a_pilot_has_much_less_contol_of_the_aeroplane/ (Zuccx99fan)
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shes filing for divorce

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8sw6/shes_filing_for_divorce/ (GooseLiker)
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If you shake your IPhone really fast it will turn on driving mode

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8s54/if_you_shake_your_iphone_really_fast_it_will_turn/ (KayG29)
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Kids are homemade roommates.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8rzh/kids_are_homemade_roommates/ (Weak_Information)
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All of the appliances you see in video games - TVs, lamps, etc.. need real electricity to run.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8req/all_of_the_appliances_you_see_in_video_games_tvs/ (TimmyTesticles)
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Someday scary movies won’t exist because people will be too demoralized to be afraid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8qul/someday_scary_movies_wont_exist_because_people/ (Dustin4100)
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The earth is a living planet and every time it moves causes a natural disaster.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8qqh/the_earth_is_a_living_planet_and_every_time_it/ ([deleted])
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The Toyota symbol is a ring over a ring and a ring around the rings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8qkc/the_toyota_symbol_is_a_ring_over_a_ring_and_a/ (NinjasCamperYT)
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It's been 20 years since the willennium.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8qin/its_been_20_years_since_the_willennium/ (1standarsh)
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Before smart phones and computer people probably often lost track of the calendar dates and 2 people could have completely different ideas of what day of the week it was.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8ptx/before_smart_phones_and_computer_people_probably/ (Ecuadorianunicyclist)
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Dogs pee facing north/south 70% of the time

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8omg/dogs_pee_facing_northsouth_70_of_the_time/ (sPiCy_MeMeR64)
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Ambidextrous people probably have the same strength in each arm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8oa6/ambidextrous_people_probably_have_the_same/ (IwannabeaCOWBOI)
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Stretching is an unsuccessful attempt from your skeleton wanting to break out of its outer shell...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8o6d/stretching_is_an_unsuccessful_attempt_from_your/ (WalterClements69)
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As soon as Alexa is made to be waterproof, there will be a lot more of these

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8nty/as_soon_as_alexa_is_made_to_be_waterproof_there/ (tomfoolery77)
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So many people got away with crimes on September 10th, 2001

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8n3x/so_many_people_got_away_with_crimes_on_september/ (amandadorado)
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Couple episodes into The Witcher and not one of the evil guys has yet said "Witchers get stitchers"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8mys/couple_episodes_into_the_witcher_and_not_one_of/ (invertedparadoxxx)
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At some point of the earth's rotation, someone decided to put the beginning of the new invention: A Year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8mef/at_some_point_of_the_earths_rotation_someone/ ([deleted])
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In order for two people to agree to disagree, they must first disagree to agree.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8m2x/in_order_for_two_people_to_agree_to_disagree_they/ (ToRayBa)
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What is the singular form for clothes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8m1w/what_is_the_singular_form_for_clothes/ (Y4M1SHYN33T)
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if you punch yourself daily you can get Pain tolerance using your hands

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8lnt/if_you_punch_yourself_daily_you_can_get_pain/ (bnjb2456890)
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On dating apps, men don't swipe right on every girl to get laid, but because they think looks are superficial and real beauty comes from inside.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8lmc/on_dating_apps_men_dont_swipe_right_on_every_girl/ ([deleted])
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Because of movies, a lot of people probably think that flying a biplane is easy as F, when in reality that’s probably not the case

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8lcp/because_of_movies_a_lot_of_people_probably_think/ (The_Viatorem)
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R is P taking a leak.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8l1x/r_is_p_taking_a_leak/ (dalekfromskaro)
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The closer you bring your finger to your eye, the less visible it is. (With two eyes open)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8l15/the_closer_you_bring_your_finger_to_your_eye_the/ (Captain_Marz)
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Walking on eggshells isn't all that bad when you consider that the shell is by far the strongest part of the egg.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8kwh/walking_on_eggshells_isnt_all_that_bad_when_you/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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All money is dirty money because of all the germs they collect over time

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8jxn/all_money_is_dirty_money_because_of_all_the_germs/ (NuggetWTSause)
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All continents are islands.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8jgg/all_continents_are_islands/ (NongoYT)
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If R2-D2 had died in the first movie (phantom menace) the rest of the saga wouldn't have hapened.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8jag/if_r2d2_had_died_in_the_first_movie_phantom/ ([deleted])
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When you drink too much fluids you pee more but when you eat too much food you get fat instead of just pooping more

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8j7s/when_you_drink_too_much_fluids_you_pee_more_but/ (billybob226)
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Shark tank is the corporate version of smash or pass

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8iwi/shark_tank_is_the_corporate_version_of_smash_or/ (shibelord0318)
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Nobody cares what you think unless it affects them personally.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8ita/nobody_cares_what_you_think_unless_it_affects/ (lopezjessy)
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Depending on how you feel, a movie can either be a cheap adventure or an expensive nap.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8iso/depending_on_how_you_feel_a_movie_can_either_be_a/ (jaborne25)
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2050 is as far away as 1990

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8hku/2050_is_as_far_away_as_1990/ (RollPlayingDad)
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There's always one person who most people have absolutely nothing to do with and if life doesn't kill them on the back of being in that position they usually end up killing themselves anyway

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8hhq/theres_always_one_person_who_most_people_have/ (MeltingYourSleaze)
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If evolution took a few slightly different turns in the past, there might literally be gorillas driving automobiles today.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8h9e/if_evolution_took_a_few_slightly_different_turns/ (visionsofecstasy)
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All the frustrating interpersonal drama in movies may happen all the time, we just can't see it because we are only one part.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8gu2/all_the_frustrating_interpersonal_drama_in_movies/ (jumpinpuddleok)
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Maybe Mrs. Incredible actually stretches her ass out to make herself LOOK thicc

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8ey2/maybe_mrs_incredible_actually_stretches_her_ass/ ([deleted])
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Grape flavored anything actually doesn’t taste like grape at all

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8exh/grape_flavored_anything_actually_doesnt_taste/ (oopsie____doopsie)
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A resume is the cliff notes of your career

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8ens/a_resume_is_the_cliff_notes_of_your_career/ (Seedpound)
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“Hey Vsauce! Michael here.” suggests WE are the saucy virgins.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8e2r/hey_vsauce_michael_here_suggests_we_are_the_saucy/ (greg_weatherford)
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People born in 1999 have lived in 4 separate decades but have barely been alive for more than 2.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8cq1/people_born_in_1999_have_lived_in_4_separate/ (agaybuilding)
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Anna Faris, seems like a very lovely person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8con/anna_faris_seems_like_a_very_lovely_person/ (AFinalHit)
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Fear of the the Dark

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8ce4/fear_of_the_the_dark/ (RobTheMob25)
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People from foreign counties always apologies for having bad English, but their English is almost always better than our attempts at speaking their language.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8bss/people_from_foreign_counties_always_apologies_for/ (PumpedUpBricks)
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You have 4 minutes to live, but when you breathe in oxygen, the timer resets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8bnd/you_have_4_minutes_to_live_but_when_you_breathe/ ([deleted])
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Modern rappers are naming themselves like they're running out of usernames

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8blg/modern_rappers_are_naming_themselves_like_theyre/ (heytheretoast)
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Time is a timeless concept

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8bfl/time_is_a_timeless_concept/ (nugglord78)
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Best of Year lists usually come out in December but they really shouldn't come out until January once the previous year is complete.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8bek/best_of_year_lists_usually_come_out_in_december/ (deepdeepbass)
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If you weren't horny porn would get annoying really fast

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8aex/if_you_werent_horny_porn_would_get_annoying/ (dumbgranola)
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Stomach growls burn calories.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8a1h/stomach_growls_burn_calories/ (scriptdog1)
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The reason that pornhub comments are so funny is because everyone who writes them has post nut clarity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej89yt/the_reason_that_pornhub_comments_are_so_funny_is/ (mav138)
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If the trend keeps up, there will be a ‘90s nostalgia comedy TV show this decade.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej89tm/if_the_trend_keeps_up_there_will_be_a_90s/ (fanman42)
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Technically all males had their dicks inside their mother when they were a fetus

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej89in/technically_all_males_had_their_dicks_inside/ (UnstableFI0RIDAMAN69)
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It is crazy how often just unplugging and replugging in an electronic device DOES actual work.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej89im/it_is_crazy_how_often_just_unplugging_and/ (dust_of_this_planet)
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Fun project for time travelers: clone a baby hundreds of times and then have it raised by different people in different periods of history, then put them all into one room and see what happens

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej89a5/fun_project_for_time_travelers_clone_a_baby/ (tvmysteries)
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If we didn’t have to breathe anymore, we would probably still do it all the time out of habit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej88lz/if_we_didnt_have_to_breathe_anymore_we_would/ (damplamps_)
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The self aware man is the loneliest man.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej88k3/the_self_aware_man_is_the_loneliest_man/ (mmk_wot)
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As if all the wildlife in Australia wasn't scary enough, now everything trying to kill you there will have survived being burnt alive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej87sp/as_if_all_the_wildlife_in_australia_wasnt_scary/ (Cloggerdogger)
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Lobsters are sirens for scorpions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej87j2/lobsters_are_sirens_for_scorpions/ (MrCora)
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Australia has the most lit Summers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej87dy/australia_has_the_most_lit_summers/ (invertedparadoxxx)
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Anytime you see an insect in a nature video that animal 100% already dead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej86z0/anytime_you_see_an_insect_in_a_nature_video_that/ (strongo)
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If you forget to buy a lottery ticket, and nobody wins, maybe the ticket you didn't buy was the winning one...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej86i3/if_you_forget_to_buy_a_lottery_ticket_and_nobody/ (HauntingInternet)
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Adults get spanked more than children do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej86dx/adults_get_spanked_more_than_children_do/ ([deleted])
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There’s probably not much to talk about when two mute people go on a first date

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej85vs/theres_probably_not_much_to_talk_about_when_two/ ([deleted])
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If you punch yourself and it hurts does that make you weak or strong

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej85or/if_you_punch_yourself_and_it_hurts_does_that_make/ (brandon776600)
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It's always better to have an original made for a sequel, rather than a sequel made for an original

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej85lg/its_always_better_to_have_an_original_made_for_a/ (harrymichael_)
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We will spend $2 on a one-night movie rental without batting an eye, but will wig out at the thought of purchasing a microtransaction in video games.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej85ik/we_will_spend_2_on_a_onenight_movie_rental/ (bryantmakesprog)
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If you can't feel anything then everything is nothing and nothing is everything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej84z5/if_you_cant_feel_anything_then_everything_is/ ([deleted])
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We are now farther away from 1920 than 1920 was to 1820

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej84ck/we_are_now_farther_away_from_1920_than_1920_was/ ([deleted])
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If you don't have a screw loose, then you're probably screwed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej845b/if_you_dont_have_a_screw_loose_then_youre/ ([deleted])
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Today's kids will go through their parents dusty CD collection in the same way as we went through our parents record collection.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej8444/todays_kids_will_go_through_their_parents_dusty/ (The_92nd)
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In movies, large dinosaurs always look like lumbering beasts with a slow gait, though they propably walk faster than humans do due to their size.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej842a/in_movies_large_dinosaurs_always_look_like/ (Doot-Kid)
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Some things are a little too TBH to be honest

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej83ok/some_things_are_a_little_too_tbh_to_be_honest/ (invertedparadoxxx)
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The only reason anyone wants the "force" ( from star wars) to be real is so they can choke people in office meetings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej838m/the_only_reason_anyone_wants_the_force_from_star/ (brich0127)
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A drop of water must feel like Jello to a tiny ant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej830v/a_drop_of_water_must_feel_like_jello_to_a_tiny_ant/ (guitarf1)
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The sign language guy in the corner of late night TV implies deaf people are up late, they are probably up late because they always miss their alarm clock thus get up later than the rest of us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej830e/the_sign_language_guy_in_the_corner_of_late_night/ (42Mavericks)
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Hotel California is a creepy ass song!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej82y9/hotel_california_is_a_creepy_ass_song/ (KarmaWhore97)
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You’re not afraid of being home alone, you’re afraid of being home and not alone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej82y2/youre_not_afraid_of_being_home_alone_youre_afraid/ (underscoreFourTwenty)
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Hershey kisses as just giant choclate chips

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej82ws/hershey_kisses_as_just_giant_choclate_chips/ (cheesemil1469)
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One of the great universal indicators of a person's character is their treatment of animals and nature.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej815i/one_of_the_great_universal_indicators_of_a/ ([deleted])
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If our sense of smell was as strong as a dog’s, we’d probably go around sniffing everything as well

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej805x/if_our_sense_of_smell_was_as_strong_as_a_dogs_wed/ (auburnite240)
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Actors in movies don’t ever sneeze unless they’re sick or their allergies are acting up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7zuz/actors_in_movies_dont_ever_sneeze_unless_theyre/ (motlbrandon)
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When you are outside and it's cold, you don't feel it that much. However, when you are inside, in a warmer place, you suddenly feel a lot colder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7z6g/when_you_are_outside_and_its_cold_you_dont_feel/ (hugkiller)
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Maybe one day we’ll have meat-based plants

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7y3p/maybe_one_day_well_have_meatbased_plants/ (JeffFromTheBible)
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If every store stopped supplying plastic/paper bags, we would all buy reusable ones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7y3n/if_every_store_stopped_supplying_plasticpaper/ (KigsHc)
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Since Vibranium is heat/vibration absorbent, lightsabers wouldn't cut through Cap's shield

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7xvf/since_vibranium_is_heatvibration_absorbent/ (awesomeweasel)
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Saying best in the world/best on the planet will still make sense when people are living on other planets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7xag/saying_best_in_the_worldbest_on_the_planet_will/ (Doot-Kid)
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Even if you get fatter your not adding any weight to earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7wxt/even_if_you_get_fatter_your_not_adding_any_weight/ (ufhxifut)
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The Hubble Space Telescope is able to photograph the eyes of a fly 13,700km away, a theory not yet demonstrated due to the lack of flies in space.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7wnm/the_hubble_space_telescope_is_able_to_photograph/ ([deleted])
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People like to take walks out of their houses to make a more "open" design. What they're really doing is lowering the number if rooms in the house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7wnd/people_like_to_take_walks_out_of_their_houses_to/ (SubToRedwood)
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You've never really touched ice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7w9a/youve_never_really_touched_ice/ (the-69-guy)
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The Share Size label on candy is really insulting once you're done eating it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7vxt/the_share_size_label_on_candy_is_really_insulting/ (DrAwkward404)
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Vine and TikTok are the modern day AFV

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7vhj/vine_and_tiktok_are_the_modern_day_afv/ (dummy_thiqq)
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Technically, all life on earth is invasive because archea bacteria came on meteorites and asteroids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7vcz/technically_all_life_on_earth_is_invasive_because/ (MaxDaLegend101)
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15+ years ago we used essentially earn jail sentences to being stuck at home as a punishment for being a knuckle head. These days parents just take phones away and disconnect the WiFi. Times have changed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7ugx/15_years_ago_we_used_essentially_earn_jail/ (Nightisscary)
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Ryan Seacrest is older now than Dick Clark was the first year he did Rockin New Years Eve

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7ty2/ryan_seacrest_is_older_now_than_dick_clark_was/ (idiomech)
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Whether there's an afterlife or not, one's existence is always infinite from their own perspective, as that's all we experience.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7tar/whether_theres_an_afterlife_or_not_ones_existence/ ([deleted])
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Your birthday is your mom’s birth day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7t5z/your_birthday_is_your_moms_birth_day/ ([deleted])
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Laughing and crying sounds the same in any kind of language....

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7su8/laughing_and_crying_sounds_the_same_in_any_kind/ (hooked_on_yarn)
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People will still be making bad 2020puns next year since hindsight is 20/20.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7sti/people_will_still_be_making_bad_2020puns_next/ (DrAwkward404)
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Every day someone holds the world record for longest time/amount of urination.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7sp0/every_day_someone_holds_the_world_record_for/ (mathnerdgrrl)
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We are constantly told of our individual importance despite the overwhelming scientific evidence that shows us the complete opposite.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7sgy/we_are_constantly_told_of_our_individual/ (ZakOrpheus)
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The Alphabet & Twinkle Twinkle both use the exact same tune.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7sat/the_alphabet_twinkle_twinkle_both_use_the_exact/ ([deleted])
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Superhero movies based on old comic books are technically fan fiction, just very well financed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7ru5/superhero_movies_based_on_old_comic_books_are/ (DrAwkward404)
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For something that is literally out of a persons control, people get really upset when others forget things

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7ru3/for_something_that_is_literally_out_of_a_persons/ (Lob-Yingviously)
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It’s disgusting to think Kellogg’s made corn flakes to stop people from masturbating

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7rko/its_disgusting_to_think_kelloggs_made_corn_flakes/ ([deleted])
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A car at 160km/h would take 221 billion years to reach the center of the Milky Way

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7qio/a_car_at_160kmh_would_take_221_billion_years_to/ ([deleted])
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People who ‘dress-up’ or wear a uniform for work live a double-life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7qda/people_who_dressup_or_wear_a_uniform_for_work/ (Spacemama25)
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Guys usually go to the gym to get buff in order to get more attention and compliments from women, but end up mainly getting attention and compliments from other men.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7q5a/guys_usually_go_to_the_gym_to_get_buff_in_order/ ([deleted])
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Nanny McPhee is a witch who feeds on well mannered children.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7ppt/nanny_mcphee_is_a_witch_who_feeds_on_well/ (invertedparadoxxx)
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No one is born an accident as the parents make the choice to keep you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7oss/no_one_is_born_an_accident_as_the_parents_make/ (weltisepic)
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If the body can't work well without tiny rocks (minerals), and all other matter that makes up our bodies was made in a star, then logically you could take Smashmouth's "Hey Now You're a Rockstar" lyric in the most literal sense.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7ooo/if_the_body_cant_work_well_without_tiny_rocks/ ([deleted])
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The first time you were relaxed, you were just laxed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7ok6/the_first_time_you_were_relaxed_you_were_just/ (SuperSlyWolf)
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In the far future children might make small planets like how we make terrariums

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7nlm/in_the_far_future_children_might_make_small/ (CarioGod)
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If you feel any emotion strong enough, you’ll probably always end up crying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7na3/if_you_feel_any_emotion_strong_enough_youll/ (HunieMoon13)
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The saying "Chose a lazy person to do a difficult job because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it" is almost the same as the saying "Work smarter, not harder"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7n4w/the_saying_chose_a_lazy_person_to_do_a_difficult/ (Avocados_are_nice)
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A majority of mosquitoes probably have feet fetishes, since they go biting down there all the time

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7mvc/a_majority_of_mosquitoes_probably_have_feet/ (GenericFilth)
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the only thing stopping you at a red light is a red light

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7mv5/the_only_thing_stopping_you_at_a_red_light_is_a/ ([deleted])
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If an average human falls asleep in 7 minutes, more than half the population isn’t normal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7ms5/if_an_average_human_falls_asleep_in_7_minutes/ (GreenyRedditz)
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Putting root beer into a square glass turns it into beer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7mqy/putting_root_beer_into_a_square_glass_turns_it/ (schtuff01)
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Hundreds of thousands of people were counting down to some unlucky person’s death at midnight on NYE

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7mqc/hundreds_of_thousands_of_people_were_counting/ (169partner)
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If you rip a garbage bag it is no longer a garbage bag, just a bag that is garbage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7mgl/if_you_rip_a_garbage_bag_it_is_no_longer_a/ (hunperdizzle94)
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The reason electricity shocks us is because we have iron in our body, this making us an electricity conductor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7m3q/the_reason_electricity_shocks_us_is_because_we/ (ArchyTheSkepy)
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People say “there’s a special place in hell for people like you” so much they’ve made hell sound very organized.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7lx5/people_say_theres_a_special_place_in_hell_for/ (DraftsmanMitch)
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Someone with enough money and a fast enough jet will eventually be able to party at every new years celebration in every timezone in order.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7luu/someone_with_enough_money_and_a_fast_enough_jet/ (Jos3r5)
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Emptying the ice tray is always easier than filling it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7ls8/emptying_the_ice_tray_is_always_easier_than/ (toofpaist)
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If you shuffle a deck of cards enough, they will end up back in the same order

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7lby/if_you_shuffle_a_deck_of_cards_enough_they_will/ (Username-boy)
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People used to think in the toilet. Now we have smartphones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7l95/people_used_to_think_in_the_toilet_now_we_have/ (WesleySnape)
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When it comes to uncapping a bottle we never think of which way to turn it. When it comes to nuts and bolts, lefty Lucy righty tighty is all we can think about.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7ktc/when_it_comes_to_uncapping_a_bottle_we_never/ (Despicable_carl)
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Drinking a glass of milk with Tres Leches cake turns it into Cuatro Leches

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7k7j/drinking_a_glass_of_milk_with_tres_leches_cake/ (Deweysaurus)
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Money brings opportunities, not problems.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7k5i/money_brings_opportunities_not_problems/ (20grom14)
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There must be a perfect distance from the sun that you wouldn't burn up nor would you freeze in space

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7jdx/there_must_be_a_perfect_distance_from_the_sun/ (JTG_431)
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If you were to wish for a bunch of money out of thin air, your bank would get suspicious and eventually you would go to prison for fraud.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7izu/if_you_were_to_wish_for_a_bunch_of_money_out_of/ (Great_Dog_)
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An invistigator is, technically speaking, an elevator

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7idn/an_invistigator_is_technically_speaking_an/ (xxHaRdCoReGaMeR69xx)
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We have unknowingly saved ourselves from Samara in the movie “The Ring” as VCRs have become completely obsolete.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7ht3/we_have_unknowingly_saved_ourselves_from_samara/ (AlbinoPandaBear)
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NYE is the wave on a global scale

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7ho4/nye_is_the_wave_on_a_global_scale/ (scubasteve567)
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Peniuses come with built in propulsion systems

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7hhm/peniuses_come_with_built_in_propulsion_systems/ (Trelloant)
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You can tell a lot about a person if they tell you their favorite color...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7ha0/you_can_tell_a_lot_about_a_person_if_they_tell/ (cyantoner)
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Glasses are associated with intelligence, even though you need to fail a test to get them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7h2l/glasses_are_associated_with_intelligence_even/ (Djay210)
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Lost was 6 seasons of mindless suspense

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7ggy/lost_was_6_seasons_of_mindless_suspense/ (abOxrx8gfUk)
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Encyclopedia britannica is the internet for Amish

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7feo/encyclopedia_britannica_is_the_internet_for_amish/ (kenetikdezine)
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When people say they swing one way, they have to swing the other way due to pendulums having restoring force.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7eux/when_people_say_they_swing_one_way_they_have_to/ (SufficientDepression)
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The youtuber “Deji” probably made a 10 mil subscriber special 2-3 years ago, and just waits till the day he can upload it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7ech/the_youtuber_deji_probably_made_a_10_mil/ (Zapyre)
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There are more stars in the universe than there are grains of sand. Just imagine how many more planets there are floating around.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7dci/there_are_more_stars_in_the_universe_than_there/ (mluehring)
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The average homeless person has a higher net worth than the average fresh med school graduate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7d8e/the_average_homeless_person_has_a_higher_net/ (gidbob)
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The guys obsessively viewing Australian fire videos are proof that some men just want to watch the world burn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7c92/the_guys_obsessively_viewing_australian_fire/ (MrArtless)
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If you're addicted to e-cigs your literally addicted to technology

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7bt3/if_youre_addicted_to_ecigs_your_literally/ (IHopOnNbaLiveMobile)
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Negative fruit attributes: imPEACHed, imPEARed unGRAPEful, bananas.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7auz/negative_fruit_attributes_impeached_impeared/ (mildlyinterested25)
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If we all blinked at the same time, no one would notice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7aiu/if_we_all_blinked_at_the_same_time_no_one_would/ (Et-Bumhole)
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You have never seen the two most important parts of your body: your heart, and your brain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7aht/you_have_never_seen_the_two_most_important_parts/ ([deleted])
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Most animals arn’t ticklish.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7ah7/most_animals_arnt_ticklish/ (forgottentargaryen)
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Technically, you can only be curious about things you already know about.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej79gi/technically_you_can_only_be_curious_about_things/ (StationaryVehicle)
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Carpooling is done to avoid Cars pooling

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej795t/carpooling_is_done_to_avoid_cars_pooling/ (Ungatt_Trunn)
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Honestly, most of people use "incognito mode" only to watch pornography, nothing else. (And it was made for)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej795g/honestly_most_of_people_use_incognito_mode_only/ ([deleted])
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In the last twenty years, Microsoft Windows has declined from a peak of 2000 down to only 10. That's a decrease of 99.5%.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej78pu/in_the_last_twenty_years_microsoft_windows_has/ (plzaskmeaboutloom)
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Actors in movies based in the 1930s are only acting like actors in movies from the 1930s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej78hz/actors_in_movies_based_in_the_1930s_are_only/ (ldb477)
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There's going to be an archeologists way in the future with the really gross job of trying to recover DNA from found condoms

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej785s/theres_going_to_be_an_archeologists_way_in_the/ (bacchus213)
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Fred Durst is the Ben Shapiro of metal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej77rm/fred_durst_is_the_ben_shapiro_of_metal/ (Mister-Sprinkles)
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Any one of us could be that friend that smells. If our friends are too nice we may just never know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej77o3/any_one_of_us_could_be_that_friend_that_smells_if/ (MiddleAgedYoda)
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Filling a lighter with helium would make it lighter than 99% of every lighter in the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7756/filling_a_lighter_with_helium_would_make_it/ (BoyThatsJustCraZ)
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If That 70s show came out today, it’d be set in 1998, which is also the year it debuted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej76ui/if_that_70s_show_came_out_today_itd_be_set_in/ (tenillusions)
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Skateparks are places where you just fall but with a bit of fancy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej76j7/skateparks_are_places_where_you_just_fall_but/ (aaronngabb)
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The real Paleo diet is spending all your time and calories looking for food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej76gs/the_real_paleo_diet_is_spending_all_your_time_and/ (JoeFas)
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Pinocchio could potentially answer all of our craziest theories like “did the big bang actually happen?” and his nose would grow to confirm or deny these theories.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej76do/pinocchio_could_potentially_answer_all_of_our/ (knickjack)
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Try and spell a word without a vowel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej766p/try_and_spell_a_word_without_a_vowel/ ([deleted])
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Halley’s Comet is as anagram for Shall Yet Come, which is fitting because of its regularity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej764j/halleys_comet_is_as_anagram_for_shall_yet_come/ (SongsOfLightAndDark)
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We are ticking time bombs counting down to the milisecond we die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej74ml/we_are_ticking_time_bombs_counting_down_to_the/ (TriggeredDiamond)
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There are children that are old enough to read the Harry Potter books that werent even born when the last movie came out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej747s/there_are_children_that_are_old_enough_to_read/ (kayakinginthenigh)
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Looking at you blue...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej73o8/looking_at_you_blue/ (Totally_Not_in_Class)
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Some people remember the rick roll url better than most of their own passwords.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej730s/some_people_remember_the_rick_roll_url_better/ (Z0bby)
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Cartoon characters always wear the same outfit yet live action characters never do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej7232/cartoon_characters_always_wear_the_same_outfit/ ([deleted])
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The horrid smell that we smell when we come back home from a long vacation is not something rotting, it’s what our house smells like to visitors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej720n/the_horrid_smell_that_we_smell_when_we_come_back/ (PanderrBerr19)
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You don't know how complicated walking is until you try it with your legs numb.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej71s9/you_dont_know_how_complicated_walking_is_until/ (Pupper-Gump)
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Most people daydream about murdering other people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej716v/most_people_daydream_about_murdering_other_people/ (serchy069)
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animals with night vision can't see in the darkness through a camera.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej713c/animals_with_night_vision_cant_see_in_the/ (Cobalox)
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There could potentially be delicious, nutritious food out there that humans don't eat because the people that tried it millennia ago were all allergic to it and their reaction to it caused it to be labeled as poisonous/ not food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej700p/there_could_potentially_be_delicious_nutritious/ (haelesor)
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It's impossible to cough while breathing in

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6zut/its_impossible_to_cough_while_breathing_in/ (AZGames0)
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Nowadays, more adults get spanked than kids

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6zsh/nowadays_more_adults_get_spanked_than_kids/ ([deleted])
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taking a big smelly dump in the toilet is one of the few joys in life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6zr3/taking_a_big_smelly_dump_in_the_toilet_is_one_of/ (hjh12221)
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Waking up from a dream is the real life form of the memory eraser from MIB

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6zo6/waking_up_from_a_dream_is_the_real_life_form_of/ (shibelord0318)
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A small amount of price discrimination can go a long way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6zci/a_small_amount_of_price_discrimination_can_go_a/ (flemcore)
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Although everyone celebrated the end of the decade on New Year’s Eve, really a decade ends at any infinitely small point of time. So happy new decade!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6z8x/although_everyone_celebrated_the_end_of_the/ (TheHyperSniper44)
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Scomo has "always believed in miracles". Hey buddy, can you rustle up another miracle post haste....our country is burning you righteous dickwad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6yzc/scomo_has_always_believed_in_miracles_hey_buddy/ (squadron605)
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Eat shit and die can also be referred to as poopy snack and clap

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6ylm/eat_shit_and_die_can_also_be_referred_to_as_poopy/ (NoiceMinecraft69420)
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These thoughts are slowing becoming crappy blanket statements. Please give us something deeper than your s how er runoff to think about.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6xg0/these_thoughts_are_slowing_becoming_crappy/ (BrokenDamnedWeld)
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Putting recycling in trash is better than putting trash in recycling

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6xdd/putting_recycling_in_trash_is_better_than_putting/ (therealeinstien)
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If you're at the point of "the straw that broke the camel's back", you've been too fucking cruel to the camel already.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6wvs/if_youre_at_the_point_of_the_straw_that_broke_the/ (SwimmingNaked)
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Who records the animals suffering in the ASPCA commercials on TV? They ask for money to save these animals but they clearly show animals in bad situations on TV.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6we6/who_records_the_animals_suffering_in_the_aspca/ (persian3924)
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People with motion sickness are sick when they are on moving objects, like cars, yet they are completely fine on the Earth, a constantly spinning and orbiting mass

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6wb1/people_with_motion_sickness_are_sick_when_they/ (funny_man_reddituser)
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Maybe the world's so fucked up since it's genetically more fit to be a "bad boy" since they're more likely to get around while "good boys" are more likely going to procreate with only one woman.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6vu2/maybe_the_worlds_so_fucked_up_since_its/ (bobwasherenot)
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Whenever we go to the Moon again or Mars, they'll be able to live stream it and we can watch it from home.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6vag/whenever_we_go_to_the_moon_again_or_mars_theyll/ ([deleted])
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There could be something on planet earth that is drastically shortening the full human life span, but we just haven’t found out about it yet as earth is the only place humans have ever dwelled.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6v5m/there_could_be_something_on_planet_earth_that_is/ (jonhudson_22)
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2050 is as far away as 1990

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6ttq/2050_is_as_far_away_as_1990/ ([deleted])
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If your dad jacked off one more time you wouldn't of had been born

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6tt9/if_your_dad_jacked_off_one_more_time_you_wouldnt/ (alnesef2003)
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There are only 2 day of your life which aren't 24 hours, the day you were born and the day you die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6th5/there_are_only_2_day_of_your_life_which_arent_24/ (IHopOnNbaLiveMobile)
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Displaying the bones of people who died hundreds of years ago is fine but if you did this for someone you know it is considered weird.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6tdr/displaying_the_bones_of_people_who_died_hundreds/ (Ben-A-Flick)
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The Martian and Saving Private Ryan are both movies about groups of selfless people sacrificing their lives to save Matt Damon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6tcn/the_martian_and_saving_private_ryan_are_both/ ([deleted])
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When you drop or hit an object of value, you check if it got any damage just hopping to not find some.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6t3r/when_you_drop_or_hit_an_object_of_value_you_check/ (DINOX86)
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If your eyes were a light source you would never be able to see shadow again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6snf/if_your_eyes_were_a_light_source_you_would_never/ (Overlord_Staxhar)
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It’s bad to be considered ordinary but good to be considered normal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6rmf/its_bad_to_be_considered_ordinary_but_good_to_be/ (____whatever___)
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Every single day, a substantial part of us is expelled from our body, discarded, and flushed down the toilet to be lost forever. However, not one person ever has the decency to hold a funeral.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6qwv/every_single_day_a_substantial_part_of_us_is/ ([deleted])
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Little Richard was the original SoundCloud rapper.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6qw8/little_richard_was_the_original_soundcloud_rapper/ (SomeJerk27)
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A bukkake is technically a baby shower.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6qti/a_bukkake_is_technically_a_baby_shower/ ([deleted])
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Eating is the act of taking something from the Universe and adding it to the "Youniverse".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6qsu/eating_is_the_act_of_taking_something_from_the/ (greg_focker)
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if you find out you are the reincarnation of a serial killer, you have a lot of apologizing to do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6qqd/if_you_find_out_you_are_the_reincarnation_of_a/ ([deleted])
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You were once the youngest person in the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6qfh/you_were_once_the_youngest_person_in_the_world/ (IHopOnNbaLiveMobile)
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Most food recipes were probably made on accident

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6q5c/most_food_recipes_were_probably_made_on_accident/ (arconusred)
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Before we had cordless tools, we had corded tools. And before that, we had cordless tools.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6pzw/before_we_had_cordless_tools_we_had_corded_tools/ (ultranothing)
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"Shorter" is actually longer than "short"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6pmi/shorter_is_actually_longer_than_short/ (David64DSs2)
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The year 2050 is now closer than 1990.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6pkx/the_year_2050_is_now_closer_than_1990/ (paublojobino)
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If you’re in love, and even if you aren’t, you’re always head over heels.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6pee/if_youre_in_love_and_even_if_you_arent_youre/ ([deleted])
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Saying you have diabetes sounds worse than saying you are a diabetic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6oyu/saying_you_have_diabetes_sounds_worse_than_saying/ (dah1451)
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Stalin could be a face of an anti-domestic abuse campaign.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6o2o/stalin_could_be_a_face_of_an_antidomestic_abuse/ (Robsonitex)
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Early humans were probably terrified the very first time they looked in a body of water and saw someone staring back at them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6nss/early_humans_were_probably_terrified_the_very/ (rainbowsieger)
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There will always be more nipples than people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6ngz/there_will_always_be_more_nipples_than_people/ (fredjamin99)
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"______ Toast" coast could be filled in by Texas or French and "Paris, ______" could be filled in by Texas or France.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6myf/toast_coast_could_be_filled_in_by_texas_or_french/ (curbstomp45)
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"Find our next time on dragon ball z" was the original clickbait

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6mhm/find_our_next_time_on_dragon_ball_z_was_the/ (T1_RN)
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The vast majority of people opposed to marijuana legalization have never tried it and could benefit from it medically.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6m62/the_vast_majority_of_people_opposed_to_marijuana/ (visionsofecstasy)
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People that used to be into ska have a checkered past.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6lzb/people_that_used_to_be_into_ska_have_a_checkered/ (Wreckless_Angel)
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Everyone has a perfect kill-death ratio till they die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6lvq/everyone_has_a_perfect_killdeath_ratio_till_they/ (Kbman)
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In Star Trek, Data's friends reacted positively to him wanting emotions, despite the fact that they could have made him a jerk or a murderer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6l4r/in_star_trek_datas_friends_reacted_positively_to/ (gregory_the_smarmy)
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To us, years that are multiples of 10 are more significant because we have a psychological obsession with 0.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6kxp/to_us_years_that_are_multiples_of_10_are_more/ (your-time-is-wasted)
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In the Pokémon games, Nurse Joy always says, “We hope to see you again,”. This implies that she hopes your Pokémon get hurt again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6ks4/in_the_pokémon_games_nurse_joy_always_says_we/ (Dafishhh17)
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In an advanced bird society, eagles would employ pigeons to keep their eggs warm then feed the fattened pigeon to the newly hatched chicks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6kjq/in_an_advanced_bird_society_eagles_would_employ/ ([deleted])
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Making a cheat sheet for an exam is the same thing as studying. We just convince ourselves that it’s a shortcut.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6k0m/making_a_cheat_sheet_for_an_exam_is_the_same/ ([deleted])
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It's 737426th day of year 1

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6jse/its_737426th_day_of_year_1/ (NuuNuuNuutti)
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Fung Shui and OCD are either the perfect pairing or a natural disaster

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6j1x/fung_shui_and_ocd_are_either_the_perfect_pairing/ (notaleeno)
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motley crue is not fantastic today

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6iyl/motley_crue_is_not_fantastic_today/ (Daggerdinger)
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People see glasses as a sign of intelligence for some reason even though we all failed a test in order to get them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6ie3/people_see_glasses_as_a_sign_of_intelligence_for/ (IHopOnNbaLiveMobile)
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The younger generation when they're older will be able to refer to this decade as "the 20s"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6i4q/the_younger_generation_when_theyre_older_will_be/ (Moonman292)
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People would probably eat more vegetables if they were candy coated or deep fried.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6i39/people_would_probably_eat_more_vegetables_if_they/ (Mansierge)
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All lava lamps are the same shape as butt-plugs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6h4m/all_lava_lamps_are_the_same_shape_as_buttplugs/ (Thrakdain)
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Hannibal Lecter probably eats ass.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6gjl/hannibal_lecter_probably_eats_ass/ (LmaoitsWong)
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Years start feeling shorter because as time goes on, each year is a smaller portion of your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6gg2/years_start_feeling_shorter_because_as_time_goes/ (big-juicy724)
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If you have an orgasm when you die, you would come and go at the same time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6g90/if_you_have_an_orgasm_when_you_die_you_would_come/ (David64DSs2)
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Showing a video to a photographer in the 1800s is probably their version of a cursed image because they would probably think that it is voodoo magic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6fx4/showing_a_video_to_a_photographer_in_the_1800s_is/ (Mikey-1012345)
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if eating your own shit was healthy, many people would eat their shit and other people's shit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6fnc/if_eating_your_own_shit_was_healthy_many_people/ ([deleted])
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The pain signal-to-damage done ratio in the human body is calibrated way too high.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6fci/the_pain_signaltodamage_done_ratio_in_the_human/ ([deleted])
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Every time you walk somewhere else, the Earths center of gravity changes ever so slightly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6ev1/every_time_you_walk_somewhere_else_the_earths/ (Yah-ThnPat-Thn)
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Life is so much more awkward without the music on vlog channels

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6eky/life_is_so_much_more_awkward_without_the_music_on/ (JakeN9)
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It's impossible to not think of something after someone has told you to

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6e0d/its_impossible_to_not_think_of_something_after/ (Haenox)
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the 7up is talking. Not good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6dot/the_7up_is_talking_not_good/ (Daggerdinger)
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January 1st is probably the most depressing day since it is the Monday for the entire year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6dmc/january_1st_is_probably_the_most_depressing_day/ ([deleted])
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99.9% of the people on earth are older than their actual age.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6d7n/999_of_the_people_on_earth_are_older_than_their/ (namlessislander)
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Technically, you can’t be sure that a person is not immortal until he actually dies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6cyp/technically_you_cant_be_sure_that_a_person_is_not/ (Learnino)
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White is the least used color out of every coloring tool pack.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6cv8/white_is_the_least_used_color_out_of_every/ (smielyface775)
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If you get cryopreserved you probably wont be able to live in the futures as there will be new common diseases that will be deadly to you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6cpl/if_you_get_cryopreserved_you_probably_wont_be/ (DarksquirrelHd)
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If women's nipples have to be sensored and men's don't. Just Photoshop men's nipples over women's and be done with it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6cb0/if_womens_nipples_have_to_be_sensored_and_mens/ (sherbetfountain)
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The creator of the Television probably had the single biggest impact on our evolutionary path

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6c1y/the_creator_of_the_television_probably_had_the/ (randymarshal)
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Thinking about a time you were bored does not make you bored but thinking about a time you were sad can make you sad

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6byu/thinking_about_a_time_you_were_bored_does_not/ ([deleted])
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Cavemen cracking open rocks to find crystals was the first use of loot box mechanics.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6b97/cavemen_cracking_open_rocks_to_find_crystals_was/ (Chunky-Joe-)
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You don’t know pain and eye rolling satisfaction until you’ve taken out a tight pony tale at the end of the day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6b30/you_dont_know_pain_and_eye_rolling_satisfaction/ ([deleted])
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Checks are glorified IOUs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6ajm/checks_are_glorified_ious/ (Jords4803)
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The largest lottery prize in history is less than 1% of the net worth of the world's richest man.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6ahx/the_largest_lottery_prize_in_history_is_less_than/ ([deleted])
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Hell hath no fury like a dentist when you tell them you don’t floss.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6a0v/hell_hath_no_fury_like_a_dentist_when_you_tell/ ([deleted])
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Someone needs to invent a new method of holding the glass globe onto the bottom of a ceiling fan. Maybe more like a ski boot buckle? Either way, those three tiny screws are garbage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej69wv/someone_needs_to_invent_a_new_method_of_holding/ (MeatforMoolah)
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The apparent dimming of Betelgeuse occurred sometime around the middle of the 14th century A.D., possibly between the beginning of the Ottoman Empire and the establishment of the Ming Dynasty, yet its light has only recently arrived here on Earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej69sb/the_apparent_dimming_of_betelgeuse_occurred/ ([deleted])
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You can recite as many digits of pi as you want if you don't specify where you're starting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej69s5/you_can_recite_as_many_digits_of_pi_as_you_want/ (teoferrazzi)
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People who wear smaller glasses store smaller pictures in their memory

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej69rd/people_who_wear_smaller_glasses_store_smaller/ (7GatesOfHello)
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Going to school is like a 13 year long tutorial in a video game - but then when you finish it, you’ve realised the tutorial was for a completely different game.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej69k2/going_to_school_is_like_a_13_year_long_tutorial/ (drvignesh163)
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No one alive has witnessed a year divisible by 4 that wasn’t a leap year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6913/no_one_alive_has_witnessed_a_year_divisible_by_4/ (siddhant1999)
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Seeing a woman down a pint in a film is sexy, seeing a woman down a pint in real life and you know you’ve stumbled into the wrong part of town.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej67xi/seeing_a_woman_down_a_pint_in_a_film_is_sexy/ (lurklurkpostlurkpost)
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Nothing is more dangerous for a movie character than coughing with no apparent reason.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej67h7/nothing_is_more_dangerous_for_a_movie_character/ (footopia)
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Bare coffee powder is not good and nobody eats it, yet it is being sprinkled on a lot of cakes, and it often unconsciously makes them look thus taste better.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej67f5/bare_coffee_powder_is_not_good_and_nobody_eats_it/ (Lias145)
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NoFap Dudes literally are the Celibate Monks of Internet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6736/nofap_dudes_literally_are_the_celibate_monks_of/ ([deleted])
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We probably shouldn't have said "kill it with fire" about all those Australian spiders and snakes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6440/we_probably_shouldnt_have_said_kill_it_with_fire/ (DrMux)
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The meaning of “ambiguous” is a little unclear

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej63pq/the_meaning_of_ambiguous_is_a_little_unclear/ (LickMopWho)
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When you say "tbh" it's like you are lying before

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej63n7/when_you_say_tbh_its_like_you_are_lying_before/ (RedstoneMiner)
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A majority of the world celebrates Christmas by stuffing a large birds anus with breadcrumb

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej62ou/a_majority_of_the_world_celebrates_christmas_by/ (flumpmaster10000)
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You can't move your peen without clenching your asshole

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej62o7/you_cant_move_your_peen_without_clenching_your/ (Coolaps)
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Before getting on the school bus, you had an option. To sit in the back where chaos is created or to sit in front with the no bodies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej62dy/before_getting_on_the_school_bus_you_had_an/ (lovetoady)
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2050 is now as far away as 1990

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej61y1/2050_is_now_as_far_away_as_1990/ (oa24)
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Maybe the things you get from vending machines are free and the price you pay is the shipping fee

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej60jj/maybe_the_things_you_get_from_vending_machines/ (TezlaMan)
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Today, people are mining plastic out of the ocean to recycle it. The only way people decide to fix a really bad problem is if they make a profit from it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej60ea/today_people_are_mining_plastic_out_of_the_ocean/ (skyscript_)
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Baby Yoda can legally drink, have sex and run for the Oval Office!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej6024/baby_yoda_can_legally_drink_have_sex_and_run_for/ (KarmaWhore97)
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Sense people like to look at fails yesyesyesyesno is Nonononoyes and nonononoyes is yesyesyesyesno

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej601y/sense_people_like_to_look_at_fails_yesyesyesyesno/ (PalicoJoe)
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This >_> is more aesthetically pleasing than this <_< because we read right, not left.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5zhf/this_is_more_aesthetically_pleasing_than_this/ (SYxdEspacito)
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If you expect the unexpected, does that make the expected unexpected.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5z1z/if_you_expect_the_unexpected_does_that_make_the/ ([deleted])
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The most common word that “k” is used in on this platform is most likely in the f word.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5wq7/the_most_common_word_that_k_is_used_in_on_this/ (jsassa)
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An itch in a hard to scratch area is bad but an itch you can only half scratch is worse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5wmi/an_itch_in_a_hard_to_scratch_area_is_bad_but_an/ (IDontKnow798)
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Landlord is a cool ass title to have.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5wk1/landlord_is_a_cool_ass_title_to_have/ (littleproducer)
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Hair feels dry underwater

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5wdk/hair_feels_dry_underwater/ ([deleted])
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Social media platforms are becoming the new forms of cemeteries

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5v8p/social_media_platforms_are_becoming_the_new_forms/ (broxhachoman)
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"The Netherlands" sounds a lot scarier than it actually is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5u33/the_netherlands_sounds_a_lot_scarier_than_it/ (excitedllama)
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Whenever you take a step, at the same time millions of others are taking a step, too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5tpx/whenever_you_take_a_step_at_the_same_time/ ([deleted])
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200% sounds more trustworthy than 1000000%

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5tlp/200_sounds_more_trustworthy_than_1000000/ (DoktorMar1o)
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Your skeleton is wet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5s81/your_skeleton_is_wet/ ([deleted])
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Monkeys and apes are constantly doing handstands

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5rso/monkeys_and_apes_are_constantly_doing_handstands/ (that_1_guy_alex)
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In Christmas movies, when the protagonist saves Santa, Santa flies off into the sky completely ignoring the other houses in the street.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5rp9/in_christmas_movies_when_the_protagonist_saves/ (fredjamin99)
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There are people who got everything correct in there lives and died. Those people were babies that unfortunately kicked the bucket shortly after birth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5rgp/there_are_people_who_got_everything_correct_in/ (Phennnnnn)
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The Earth and other Cosmic forces are engaged in a millennias long war to purge Earth of the pestilence which is life. They always win in the end.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5r5w/the_earth_and_other_cosmic_forces_are_engaged_in/ (greatreddity)
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By breaking one world record, you also end up breaking an unlimited amount of less significant world records.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5qxf/by_breaking_one_world_record_you_also_end_up/ (Schiboo)
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Most people who smoke cigarettes are trying to quit or have tried to quit in the past.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5qsn/most_people_who_smoke_cigarettes_are_trying_to/ (ComplicatedLiving)
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When there's an awkward silence, trying to cough silently makes it even more awkward

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5qfh/when_theres_an_awkward_silence_trying_to_cough/ (28Dave03)
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The world is full of abused, neglected and abandoned animals, but every time one is posted on social media, eight thousand people want it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5pr3/the_world_is_full_of_abused_neglected_and/ (ultranothing)
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12am comes before 11am, and 12pm comes before 11pm

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5pej/12am_comes_before_11am_and_12pm_comes_before_11pm/ (de_wangandonly)
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Alcohols contain things that make you depressed yet everyone says it helps cope with depression.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5p45/alcohols_contain_things_that_make_you_depressed/ (Phennnnnn)
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Despite being complete, full songs are referred to as "pieces of music."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5o3l/despite_being_complete_full_songs_are_referred_to/ (HaydenTheDudeGuy)
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If sex wasn't intimate, it would probably be a perfectly normal activity you'd also do with your friends

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5n4u/if_sex_wasnt_intimate_it_would_probably_be_a/ (marlonwood_de)
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In Star Wars, the people have no knowledge of Earth, so how do they measure the unit of a year? Not to mention that a year will vary from planet to planet. By this, Baby Yoda may actually be older or younger than 50 years if we were to convert it to Earth time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5mjb/in_star_wars_the_people_have_no_knowledge_of/ (kqog)
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Drinking alcohol makes you see double and feel single.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5meq/drinking_alcohol_makes_you_see_double_and_feel/ (EasyOutside4)
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Silence sounds different if you're in a illuminated room or in a pitch black room

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5m7c/silence_sounds_different_if_youre_in_a/ (maplebobo)
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The only situation where black cats are a sign of bad luck is if you're a mouse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5lkf/the_only_situation_where_black_cats_are_a_sign_of/ (Orishahar)
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Adults are much more likely to enjoy bitter tasting foods than kids are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5kzb/adults_are_much_more_likely_to_enjoy_bitter/ (visionsofecstasy)
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A bukkake is technically a baby shower.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5kpr/a_bukkake_is_technically_a_baby_shower/ (Joolio_)
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2050 is closer than 1990

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5kid/2050_is_closer_than_1990/ ([deleted])
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Someone saying “going to the subway” is very different from saying “going to subway”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5k5p/someone_saying_going_to_the_subway_is_very/ (machupichu189)
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Whoever created the NATO phonetic alphabet missed perhaps the greatest opportunity ever when the selected Uniform to represent the letter U instead of Unicorn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5j00/whoever_created_the_nato_phonetic_alphabet_missed/ (FN2l87)
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Nothing we do has any influence on a cosmic scale

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5hqt/nothing_we_do_has_any_influence_on_a_cosmic_scale/ (Seeyalaterelevator)
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There’s going to be a generation that is going to laugh at ours for the same reasons that ours’ laugh at Boomers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5hlq/theres_going_to_be_a_generation_that_is_going_to/ (Barslica)
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When you hire a magician for a party your basically paying someone to trick you and your pals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5h8j/when_you_hire_a_magician_for_a_party_your/ (Phennnnnn)
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We went from trading gold and gems to trading paper with numbers on it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5h40/we_went_from_trading_gold_and_gems_to_trading/ (ArchyTheSkepy)
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Jake from Adventure Time can transform into anything, therefore he can transform into a girl and get pregnant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5h2d/jake_from_adventure_time_can_transform_into/ (alienaliass)
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If humans don’t destroy the world by then, year 42,069 will be the memiest year of all time

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5gtb/if_humans_dont_destroy_the_world_by_then_year/ (minibogstar)
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You’ve forgotten about 40% of what you have learned in the last 20 minutes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5gpo/youve_forgotten_about_40_of_what_you_have_learned/ (GreenyRedditz)
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All Australians are technically ex prisoners

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5e2s/all_australians_are_technically_ex_prisoners/ (Phennnnnn)
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All of us might be missing so many things that are right in front of us because we just don't have the organ or the technology to sense it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5dqj/all_of_us_might_be_missing_so_many_things_that/ ([deleted])
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We'd probably all be shocked at the amount of gasoline used to move gasoline around

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5dp9/wed_probably_all_be_shocked_at_the_amount_of/ (NotKennethBone)
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Machines will become self aware before humanity does.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5dc5/machines_will_become_self_aware_before_humanity/ (HardChromer)
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We may very well be the laughing stock of other dimensions because we're unable to augment or shape reality to our will.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5clt/we_may_very_well_be_the_laughing_stock_of_other/ (MasterNova924)
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You can create a geometric shape with an infinite perimeter and a finite area by making equal "in and out" notches ad infinitum.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5ce1/you_can_create_a_geometric_shape_with_an_infinite/ (ArcOnToActurus)
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While some people are celebrating New Years, some are using a gun to kill themselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5bn1/while_some_people_are_celebrating_new_years_some/ ([deleted])
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20,200,000 years later the year will be 4 20s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5bk7/20200000_years_later_the_year_will_be_4_20s/ ([deleted])
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It takes a massive ego to carve a tree from a block of wood.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5aoo/it_takes_a_massive_ego_to_carve_a_tree_from_a/ (churniglow)
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If all Honda Accord drivers started a country, it'd be a nation of Accordians.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5ai8/if_all_honda_accord_drivers_started_a_country_itd/ (Midlekid29)
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Tea is leaf broth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5agg/tea_is_leaf_broth/ (kitterb)
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Only a human would think to carve a tree out of a block of wood.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej59ih/only_a_human_would_think_to_carve_a_tree_out_of_a/ (churniglow)
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If directions are determined by gravity, why are all the ships in star wars oriented the same way

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej59ga/if_directions_are_determined_by_gravity_why_are/ (Phurpality)
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If you wouldn’t fuck yourself then you are out of your own league

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej58mb/if_you_wouldnt_fuck_yourself_then_you_are_out_of/ (holmnicolas)
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Count dooku used one too

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej583q/count_dooku_used_one_too/ (InvalidNewt)
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Every color has been discovered

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej57ta/every_color_has_been_discovered/ (sqautrickfan)
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A really dull knife is a metal stick

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej57d3/a_really_dull_knife_is_a_metal_stick/ (Windrider560)
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If we ever create a mass-produced car that's faster than the speed of sound, the main point of car horn will be lost.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej56za/if_we_ever_create_a_massproduced_car_thats_faster/ (Lvoff)
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In stores we can buy energy drink, but not sleepy drink

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej56jc/in_stores_we_can_buy_energy_drink_but_not_sleepy/ (Pondiss)
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No matter where you’re looking somewhere on earth you’re looking up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej566v/no_matter_where_youre_looking_somewhere_on_earth/ (andytheboi)
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Figuring out that rats and humans respond similarly to poisons must have been a gruesome journey.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej55wp/figuring_out_that_rats_and_humans_respond/ (churniglow)
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The more we discover as human race, the more thing there are we don't know anything about

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej54lf/the_more_we_discover_as_human_race_the_more_thing/ ([deleted])
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All yellow things are long. Giraffes, bananas, pencils, school buses, spaghetti, french fries, wheat...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5403/all_yellow_things_are_long_giraffes_bananas/ ([deleted])
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Showerthoughts are not eco friendly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej53zm/showerthoughts_are_not_eco_friendly/ (Johnthebabayagawick)
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Blood banks could be soup kitchens for vampires

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej53vq/blood_banks_could_be_soup_kitchens_for_vampires/ (-Mentlegen-)
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In movies when someone losses all of their memory, they never seem to forget how to speak english.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej53s4/in_movies_when_someone_losses_all_of_their_memory/ (GamerWhale435)
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People in Australia technically click the downvote button when they upvote certain posts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej52x6/people_in_australia_technically_click_the/ (VegDestroyer)
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When longtime friends grow old and senile, they become new friends again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej52px/when_longtime_friends_grow_old_and_senile_they/ (JollyZancher)
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We will always consider ourselves as civilized because we created the definition of ‘civilized.’

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej52ks/we_will_always_consider_ourselves_as_civilized/ (cheekynoodlez)
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Animals probably think human structures are natural parts of the World.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej52j2/animals_probably_think_human_structures_are/ (Itzlickinlizards)
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A pizza cutter with a serrated edge is the same as a circular saw

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5093/a_pizza_cutter_with_a_serrated_edge_is_the_same/ (BigwoodyMMXVIII)
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One big reason popcorn sells so well in cinemas is probably that it is hard to smuggle in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej5008/one_big_reason_popcorn_sells_so_well_in_cinemas/ (BrooklynNeinNein_)
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When we fully learn to walk, we then unlock our “anti-fall” system, which works most of the time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4zmk/when_we_fully_learn_to_walk_we_then_unlock_our/ (SplatAttak)
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If rule 34 is accurate then most of us don't exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4zmh/if_rule_34_is_accurate_then_most_of_us_dont_exist/ (JustANormalUser721)
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In football most great catches are off of horrible throws.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4y80/in_football_most_great_catches_are_off_of/ (Therunner1326)
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Movie theater is the only place you can wear glasses when you normally don't without someone saying something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4y6h/movie_theater_is_the_only_place_you_can_wear/ (p3rvasive)
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If the Netherlands wanted to they could make Britain a part of Europe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4y4v/if_the_netherlands_wanted_to_they_could_make/ (Atomic_Potato_memes_)
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"The Morning show" is a sequel to Anchorman

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4y3s/the_morning_show_is_a_sequel_to_anchorman/ (WaxyTax)
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If we treated every day like January 1st, we’d likely be far more successful.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4x3n/if_we_treated_every_day_like_january_1st_wed/ ([deleted])
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People travel the world to acquire new experiences, but every time you leave your (room/house/street/neighborhood) the experience changes completely compared to the previous one. Over time we just forget how to appreciate it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4x02/people_travel_the_world_to_acquire_new/ (diasporajones)
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A black person born in the Caucasus in the Caucasus is a caucasian

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4wqr/a_black_person_born_in_the_caucasus_in_the/ (Lozypolzy)
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Having a holiday in the middle of the work week creates 2 Mondays and 2 Fridays.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4whg/having_a_holiday_in_the_middle_of_the_work_week/ (theotherjaytoo)
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We heat up food only to wait for it to cool down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4whf/we_heat_up_food_only_to_wait_for_it_to_cool_down/ (Bidome)
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You are constantly impersonating yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4w07/you_are_constantly_impersonating_yourself/ (ChocoBobs)
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Santa Claus probably exists. But since he only comes when ALL kids are asleep. And not all kids are sleeping at the same time (timezones) he can never leave the north pole.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4vwy/santa_claus_probably_exists_but_since_he_only/ (Taimour14)
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If someone makes a vegie meat ball it is really a plant ball

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4vrq/if_someone_makes_a_vegie_meat_ball_it_is_really_a/ (hypers_return)
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Ordering a latte is the socially acceptable way to order a glass of milk at a restaurant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4vn2/ordering_a_latte_is_the_socially_acceptable_way/ (Tietonz)
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73 is the 21st prime number, and its mirror 37 is the 12th

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4v9f/73_is_the_21st_prime_number_and_its_mirror_37_is/ (Ryan_McGlothlen)
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Gym companies make the most money in January due to the New Years resolutions people make in December.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4uib/gym_companies_make_the_most_money_in_january_due/ ([deleted])
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One day it won’t be cool to have visited many countries, it will be cool to have visited many planets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4ufq/one_day_it_wont_be_cool_to_have_visited_many/ (AnaM5)
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Steve Jobs invented the iPhone, then died. He's the original ghoster.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4ud5/steve_jobs_invented_the_iphone_then_died_hes_the/ (RyanMitchel23)
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Every language has a Morgan Freeman

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4twa/every_language_has_a_morgan_freeman/ (Optimal_Revolution)
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Dogs are a common denominator of any language

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4te2/dogs_are_a_common_denominator_of_any_language/ ([deleted])
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Everyone universally stores garbage bags under the sink, yet nobody ever tells you to

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4swl/everyone_universally_stores_garbage_bags_under/ (Redbeans_n_stripes)
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What are your hobbies? For some of us this is one of the most difficult questions to answer when meeting someone new

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4so7/what_are_your_hobbies_for_some_of_us_this_is_one/ (quiksilver44)
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People always puke in the toilet but not in the sink or shower

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4r8s/people_always_puke_in_the_toilet_but_not_in_the/ ([deleted])
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Setting the song you hate the most as your alarm would probably take care of the problem of sleeping through it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4pti/setting_the_song_you_hate_the_most_as_your_alarm/ ([deleted])
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Eventually there will be world peace - the question is: How many of us will have to die before.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4poo/eventually_there_will_be_world_peace_the_question/ (TOSkyLAX)
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“It’s not outside the realm of possibility” is the furthest you can get from possibly saying yes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4p0o/its_not_outside_the_realm_of_possibility_is_the/ ([deleted])
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When thinking about the most popular shoes ever made, most people would think of Jordan's or some other famous sneaker, but in reality the most popular shoes ever is probably the white New Balance dad lawn mowing shoes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4ozw/when_thinking_about_the_most_popular_shoes_ever/ (BigErnMcracken)
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Swim backwards and flex on fishes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4os7/swim_backwards_and_flex_on_fishes/ (WesleySnape)
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We're closer to Fallout 3 being 20 years old than the game being 12 years old

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4op9/were_closer_to_fallout_3_being_20_years_old_than/ ([deleted])
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20 years ago we were impressed when a film set was entirely CGI. Now we are impressed when a film set is entirely practical effects.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4omh/20_years_ago_we_were_impressed_when_a_film_set/ (CanadasFinest1)
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People who need glasses would probably have vary different memories without them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4ocf/people_who_need_glasses_would_probably_have_vary/ (Fizzymilkshake3)
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The idea of Santa is overall creepy. He stalks you. He can get inside your home no matter the security system. And he likes children :/

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4ns9/the_idea_of_santa_is_overall_creepy_he_stalks_you/ (Rosey_Rose_Petals)
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No matter what moment in human history you’re in, there is always an amount of clothing that will get you weird looks, and with every few years it changes to a different amount

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4nbm/no_matter_what_moment_in_human_history_youre_in/ (AfterWater)
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There are sentences you have never used in your entire life, and sentences you will never use in your entire life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4n8e/there_are_sentences_you_have_never_used_in_your/ (Dannybrine87)
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Carrying a blood donor card with your blood type on it is like advertising what flavour you are to leeches and bats

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4mv0/carrying_a_blood_donor_card_with_your_blood_type/ (LuckyUnderstanding6)
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There has to be a bunch of normies on reddit or every post would be stuck at 69 upvotes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4m3o/there_has_to_be_a_bunch_of_normies_on_reddit_or/ (d-y-l-a-n_)
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The severity of the sickness either makes it a cold, or The Cold.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4lbc/the_severity_of_the_sickness_either_makes_it_a/ (IApparentlyExist)
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Wondering if the first human to live more than 200 years has been born yet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4l5w/wondering_if_the_first_human_to_live_more_than/ (hoganpaul)
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If you are what you eat, then cannibals are the only real humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4kei/if_you_are_what_you_eat_then_cannibals_are_the/ (maverickriver6)
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A gas station/convenience store can refuel both your car and you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4jhp/a_gas_stationconvenience_store_can_refuel_both/ (JIMBYZ72)
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Pound for pound: Mouthwash is more expensive than fuel for your car.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4j2e/pound_for_pound_mouthwash_is_more_expensive_than/ (English_Joe)
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If you took all your capillaries and laid them end to end, you would die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4iqs/if_you_took_all_your_capillaries_and_laid_them/ (usenet_alias)
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The countdown at New Years is probably the only time live TV has no delay.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4ig9/the_countdown_at_new_years_is_probably_the_only/ (Gitrikt47)
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To be gay is to be gay

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4idt/to_be_gay_is_to_be_gay/ ([deleted])
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Genghis Khan must have had every std available.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4gwe/genghis_khan_must_have_had_every_std_available/ (Pokr23)
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Slang is short for short language.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4g29/slang_is_short_for_short_language/ (_-Spiky-_)
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If people were unable to see dumbbells, then the work out room would look like a ridiculously slowed down EDM concert.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4flx/if_people_were_unable_to_see_dumbbells_then_the/ ([deleted])
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People now use their phones like communicators from startrek

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4fjq/people_now_use_their_phones_like_communicators/ (Nerfixion)
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If blood has iron, and iron is magnetic, and brainwaves are energy and energy can't be destroyed, and being upset uses more energy, and magnets store data, then that explains why most hauntings are from traumatic deaths

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4eq8/if_blood_has_iron_and_iron_is_magnetic_and/ (l0ngstory)
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If you had sex on January 1st, you've had sex every day of this decade.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4ene/if_you_had_sex_on_january_1st_youve_had_sex_every/ (AAces_Wild)
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When someone has a near-death experience, the bright light they see is associated to heaven. In reality, considering you want to go to heaven, what you probably saw was hell

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4e77/when_someone_has_a_neardeath_experience_the/ ([deleted])
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if weights were invisible, the gym would look like a terrible slow-motion rave

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4dkd/if_weights_were_invisible_the_gym_would_look_like/ (Konrad05)
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Regret is expired ketchup.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4d0y/regret_is_expired_ketchup/ ([deleted])
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At Christmas we are all worried about gifts and presents, not realizing the biggest gift is to be present

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4csx/at_christmas_we_are_all_worried_about_gifts_and/ (LilPoopitart)
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Technically, you only have 3 minutes left to live but breathing resets the timer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4csl/technically_you_only_have_3_minutes_left_to_live/ (sneezy02)
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If you find a fence with barbed wire angled towards whatever's inside, there is something they're trying to keep away from people - chances are it's organic and dangerous.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4c06/if_you_find_a_fence_with_barbed_wire_angled/ (theepicguys)
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Every pest in your house is a pet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4bug/every_pest_in_your_house_is_a_pet/ (Heav120)
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Every movie the Internet 'boycotts' makes over a billion dollars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4bjz/every_movie_the_internet_boycotts_makes_over_a/ ([deleted])
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Everyone believes they have enough intelligence, since they judge with what they have.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4arc/everyone_believes_they_have_enough_intelligence/ (MinFootspace)
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Anything you can imagine can be a space heater if you have enough power.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4am3/anything_you_can_imagine_can_be_a_space_heater_if/ (EPIC-HAZARD9)
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Even with advancements in modern technology we still rely on AA and AAA batteries which seem obsolete given how long they last.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4al3/even_with_advancements_in_modern_technology_we/ (Trentin96)
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We enter the earth both when we’re born and when we die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4aks/we_enter_the_earth_both_when_were_born_and_when/ (PM-ME-UR-PIERCED-NIP)
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Suitcases mostly just do wheelies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej4a3d/suitcases_mostly_just_do_wheelies/ (bru02)
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Coke is the most democratic drink in the world. The leader of the free world cannot get a better coke than a bum on the street.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej49xe/coke_is_the_most_democratic_drink_in_the_world/ (EasyOutside4)
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Being on Probation or Drug court is fighting for your right to party.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej49tt/being_on_probation_or_drug_court_is_fighting_for/ (bdude94)
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Anytime someone drops a gun on the floor in a movie or show, the gun always goes off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej49pi/anytime_someone_drops_a_gun_on_the_floor_in_a/ ([deleted])
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despite being the most important thing in your life, you will never touch your own name.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej48tb/despite_being_the_most_important_thing_in_your/ (max)
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Drinking too much alcohol makes you see double and feel single.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej48nb/drinking_too_much_alcohol_makes_you_see_double/ ([deleted])
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A common gesture of "hello" is the head nod. Typically, if you know the person, you'll tilt your head up in a "sup" gesture, whereas if you don't know the person, you'll tilt your head down in a "hello" or "good day" gesture.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej48hv/a_common_gesture_of_hello_is_the_head_nod/ (ClearMyFuckinShit)
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'Having peace of mind' and 'giving someone a piece of your mind' sound very similar, but are practically opposites.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej485f/having_peace_of_mind_and_giving_someone_a_piece/ ([deleted])
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There will be a point in time when humanity cannot progress any further

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej47qo/there_will_be_a_point_in_time_when_humanity/ (G4mbitG4mes)
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We look down upon and judge women who have “too much sex” but we watch porn that generally showcases a woman who has had a lot of sex, having a lot of sex.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej47pg/we_look_down_upon_and_judge_women_who_have_too/ (5_Star_Safety_Rated)
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If every pixel is simply a collection of three numbers between 1-255, there are a finite number of pictures that can ever be taken

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej47ol/if_every_pixel_is_simply_a_collection_of_three/ (l0ngstory)
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Just like how glue is boneless tape

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej47fv/just_like_how_glue_is_boneless_tape/ (legomyeggoman)
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The entire month of April is going to be 4-20

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej47e3/the_entire_month_of_april_is_going_to_be_420/ (93312Vinman)
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Someone calling you defensive is a pretty hard claim to refute.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej46ti/someone_calling_you_defensive_is_a_pretty_hard/ ([deleted])
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The universe could be in the process of being rapidly gobbled up by some massive beast but because of time relativity we on Earth would have no idea for billions of years

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej46te/the_universe_could_be_in_the_process_of_being/ (thescentofsummer)
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If someone were to change the past and in effect change the future, we would have no idea. We would see that event as normal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej46sm/if_someone_were_to_change_the_past_and_in_effect/ (CarlosSpicyWiener67)
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Randomly hearing your favorite song on the radio is more satisfying than playing it directly from your phone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej45zn/randomly_hearing_your_favorite_song_on_the_radio/ (Konrad05)
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Coke is the most diplomatic drink in the world. The leader of the free world cannot get a better coke than a bum on the street.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej45v0/coke_is_the_most_diplomatic_drink_in_the_world/ ([deleted])
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The first breasts you've ever seen were mother's.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej45d9/the_first_breasts_youve_ever_seen_were_mothers/ ([deleted])
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Crying is a part of the human condition you never miss until you cannot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej450f/crying_is_a_part_of_the_human_condition_you_never/ (CasanovaNova)
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If video games cause mass shootings, then maybe monopoly is the reason why boomers are so good at bankrupting everything...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej44wz/if_video_games_cause_mass_shootings_then_maybe/ (The-calico-cat05)
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Whoever is project managing humanity needs to align on a few things; men have to fire off millions of sperm in the hopes that 1 fertilizes an egg, yet women's bodies kill those sperm every step of way, even though both sexes feel some undefinable want to have/make babies (generally speaking).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej44if/whoever_is_project_managing_humanity_needs_to/ (ourcityofdreams)
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There is literally no reason you need to try and improve your life because it's January. You can do that whenever you want you know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej441w/there_is_literally_no_reason_you_need_to_try_and/ (MattHowToWith)
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Fucking Kohl’s cash expired

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej43l2/fucking_kohls_cash_expired/ (hhhhnnnnnnnnnggggggg)
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The existence of sperm whales indicate that the planets are the Solar System's balls

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej42vy/the_existence_of_sperm_whales_indicate_that_the/ (i_liked_it_good_job)
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If a pixel can have one of three values then there is a finite number of things that can ever be photographed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej42n1/if_a_pixel_can_have_one_of_three_values_then/ ([deleted])
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1970 is as far away as 2070

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej41ez/1970_is_as_far_away_as_2070/ (yveli)
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One day saying “cringe” will sound cringey.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3yyi/one_day_saying_cringe_will_sound_cringey/ (fracturematt)
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Johnny Bravo is an incel in a chad's body

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3ylo/johnny_bravo_is_an_incel_in_a_chads_body/ (KumaTheBear72685)
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PlayStation Portable is an oxymoron.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3xft/playstation_portable_is_an_oxymoron/ (OneLitMeme)
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Last years leftover food is still good to eat for another few hours.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3x1r/last_years_leftover_food_is_still_good_to_eat_for/ (piirtoeri)
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We actually have no idea what dinosaurs REALLY sounded and looked like. For all we know we could be getting it 100% wrong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3wwa/we_actually_have_no_idea_what_dinosaurs_really/ ([deleted])
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Bottled water companies don't produce water, they produce plastic bottles...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3wqv/bottled_water_companies_dont_produce_water_they/ (MissVikingQueen)
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Whenever you leave your dog/cat alone at home you are actually gone 7× longer from their perspective

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3w42/whenever_you_leave_your_dogcat_alone_at_home_you/ (instagram_banned_me)
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The solutions to solving your problems are easy- it's the execution in which most people stumble

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3vq1/the_solutions_to_solving_your_problems_are_easy/ (gibson_mel)
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There are two types of argument winners,the smart ones who have the knowledge and facts to back thier claims, and there are the dumb ignorant ones who are always correct in their own minds because they don't even want to contradict their knowledge of a subject. Eg. Flat earthers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3vcw/there_are_two_types_of_argument_winnersthe_smart/ (kuldeep2322)
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With the right music, you can get hyped for anything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3tsk/with_the_right_music_you_can_get_hyped_for/ (jusbeR347)
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how did the first people discovered how to have sex

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3shz/how_did_the_first_people_discovered_how_to_have/ (dexter123hkgtfsr)
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Technically, C-Section babies were never “birthed”. They were removed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3sfp/technically_csection_babies_were_never_birthed/ (hueloacarnederes)
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The heavier you are, the stronger your legs are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3qpd/the_heavier_you_are_the_stronger_your_legs_are/ ([deleted])
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You're more likely to mess up writing the year of the date on the second of January than the first since you won't be as focused on putting in the right year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3q6n/youre_more_likely_to_mess_up_writing_the_year_of/ (Nicholas-Pressey)
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We ask young people how old they are, but we dont ask old people how young they are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3q0c/we_ask_young_people_how_old_they_are_but_we_dont/ (creeperQ7)
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If people knew how their brains worked, they wouldn't

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3pz0/if_people_knew_how_their_brains_worked_they/ (12209542)
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The youngest kids born in the 1990s have been 20 for less than 48 hours, yet they’ve lived in four decades.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3okt/the_youngest_kids_born_in_the_1990s_have_been_20/ (heart-out)
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Most of the kids born today will live to see the break of the next century

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3oin/most_of_the_kids_born_today_will_live_to_see_the/ ([deleted])
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Selling drugs is a pyramid scheme that actually works

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3ohj/selling_drugs_is_a_pyramid_scheme_that_actually/ (DazBoob)
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If you are 19, you are both a teenager and an adault

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3no0/if_you_are_19_you_are_both_a_teenager_and_an/ (LaprasFORTNITE)
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there has never been a single empire that has conquered the entire world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3n79/there_has_never_been_a_single_empire_that_has/ (pussyslaperreddead)
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It's interesting how most movie quotes are credited to the actor or the character, but not the script writer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3muf/its_interesting_how_most_movie_quotes_are/ (AnotherFlamingPiki)
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Realistically speaking, the glass is half full if liquid has just been added or half empty if liquid has just been removed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3ms8/realistically_speaking_the_glass_is_half_full_if/ (Duchessofearlgrey)
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Looking at Braille is such an undervalued privilege.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3knq/looking_at_braille_is_such_an_undervalued/ (Loika)
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All the land in the world is surrounded by water making it an island

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3kkt/all_the_land_in_the_world_is_surrounded_by_water/ (Use-Code-LD)
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If people started thinking of their bird-feeders as squirrel feeders they might be a lot less frustrated by the cute four-footers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3kd5/if_people_started_thinking_of_their_birdfeeders/ (zazzlekdazzle)
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Sparkling water is, at its core, flavorless soda.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3k46/sparkling_water_is_at_its_core_flavorless_soda/ (Kaick_Filipe47)
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Everybody is mesmerized about snow flakes being different all the time, but corn flakes are never the same either.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3k2l/everybody_is_mesmerized_about_snow_flakes_being/ (mat_hap)
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Tears are the body’s way of expressing protest. Gunk is a riot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3jnt/tears_are_the_bodys_way_of_expressing_protest/ (WesleySnape)
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The movie theater is the only place where people are okay with sitting through 20 straight minutes of advertisements.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3jn7/the_movie_theater_is_the_only_place_where_people/ (PhoenixStorm1015)
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Some day you will have to kick out of your family's WhatsApp group your dead father or mother

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3jhq/some_day_you_will_have_to_kick_out_of_your/ (BadRovott)
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Puberty and hitting midnight on new years eve have the same phrase "ball drop"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3itg/puberty_and_hitting_midnight_on_new_years_eve/ (sgtcoolhero)
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Most shower thoughts aren't even thougnt in the shower

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3i0j/most_shower_thoughts_arent_even_thougnt_in_the/ (StoryMenkey67)
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New Car Horn idea

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3hj0/new_car_horn_idea/ (IcantImsickthatday)
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Vampires like to complain how living forever sucks, but they know good and well how to kill themselves if they really wanted to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3f4d/vampires_like_to_complain_how_living_forever/ (logoman4)
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If every nut and bolt was stamped with what size they are, then you would immediately know which tool you need to loosen or tighten it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3et0/if_every_nut_and_bolt_was_stamped_with_what_size/ (oliveyouverymuch)
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It is very possible that there are ninjas everywhere, but we only know about the Japanese ones because they’re bad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3eni/it_is_very_possible_that_there_are_ninjas/ (64-carrots-a-day)
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using someone else’s microwave is easily as hard as using someone else’s shower

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3ej3/using_someone_elses_microwave_is_easily_as_hard/ (PossessedFurryPickle)
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Humans don't pick up a scent with large deep inhales, you actually slow your breathing and concentrate on memory instead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3ds7/humans_dont_pick_up_a_scent_with_large_deep/ ([deleted])
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2050 is as far away as 1990

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3dib/2050_is_as_far_away_as_1990/ (C8ki3)
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Cutting mike wizowskis legs is the same thing as beheading him

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3cyd/cutting_mike_wizowskis_legs_is_the_same_thing_as/ (RiddleFX)
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It is so much more tiring standing up at home than anywhere else (such as bars and concerts)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3ckc/it_is_so_much_more_tiring_standing_up_at_home/ (polaxim)
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A ring with thick enough walls is a hole.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3ccr/a_ring_with_thick_enough_walls_is_a_hole/ (PeckyBlenders)
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Telling time as a percent of the day would have been a better way to get kids into math

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3bk7/telling_time_as_a_percent_of_the_day_would_have/ (HyperDoodle)
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We're giant sized germs that nature uses to recycle it's waste. We eat food, break it down, turn it into manure and throw it back out for nature to use. It is also why humans attract flies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3bin/were_giant_sized_germs_that_nature_uses_to/ (mjkumra)
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Current generation is first generation of memers and the next generation will be born in this decade

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3bdo/current_generation_is_first_generation_of_memers/ (meghrajkonduskar)
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If you think that you are a optimistic person you are a optimistic person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3av1/if_you_think_that_you_are_a_optimistic_person_you/ (Demirhn)
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Wiping your butt is something humans do daily, but put into context it sounds disgusting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3asw/wiping_your_butt_is_something_humans_do_daily_but/ (poptarts374)
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When you jerk off you lose weight (about 15 g) so you lose 1 kg if you jerked yourself 66 times!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3ak7/when_you_jerk_off_you_lose_weight_about_15_g_so/ (heymmo)
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Great minds don’t think alike

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3adj/great_minds_dont_think_alike/ (Philosorazor)
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A straw only has one hole

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej3ad4/a_straw_only_has_one_hole/ (toenailisripped)
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Suicidal people's greatest fear is immortality

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej381i/suicidal_peoples_greatest_fear_is_immortality/ (shibelord0318)
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How do Spongebob and Squidward both have large, 2 floor houses when Mr Krabs pays them less than 1$ an hour

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej37v3/how_do_spongebob_and_squidward_both_have_large_2/ (BICHLasagnaMEME)
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DJ Khaled is the musical embodiment of a watermark

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej37lz/dj_khaled_is_the_musical_embodiment_of_a_watermark/ (Lord-Cashington)
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When a child acts sarcastically to an elder they're "getting fresh" with them despite saying only rotten things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej36wk/when_a_child_acts_sarcastically_to_an_elder/ (JoeFas)
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These showerthoughts feel like the mondayest showerthoughts of them all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej36hq/these_showerthoughts_feel_like_the_mondayest/ (olara87)
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When you jerk off you lose weight (about 15 g) so you lose 1 kg if you jerked yourself 66 times.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej352m/when_you_jerk_off_you_lose_weight_about_15_g_so/ (cassius1311)
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Someone claiming you're defensive is a pretty hard claim to refute.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej34ia/someone_claiming_youre_defensive_is_a_pretty_hard/ ([deleted])
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It must be really weird for actors and actresses husbands/wives to see them in a relationship in a movie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej34bk/it_must_be_really_weird_for_actors_and_actresses/ (Chezamund)
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If somebody would put nicotine into apples we would have a much less deadly addiction on our hands

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej345z/if_somebody_would_put_nicotine_into_apples_we/ (BornAgainBigot)
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It's easier to simulate you're sad when you're actually happy than to simulate you're happy when you're actually sad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej340y/its_easier_to_simulate_youre_sad_when_youre/ (Pter0phyllum)
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If parallel universes exist, all your dreams have actually happened

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej33vk/if_parallel_universes_exist_all_your_dreams_have/ (SVXNx)
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Those chocolate bars in Sponge Bob looked extremely delicious

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej33li/those_chocolate_bars_in_sponge_bob_looked/ (Darkhan17)
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Plants have designated times where they eat and don’t eat food like humans. Those times being Morning and Afternoon (because of sunlight) and Night is a time when they don’t (because of a lack of sunlight)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej339e/plants_have_designated_times_where_they_eat_and/ (Phennnnnn)
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Silence is darkness for the blind, and their flashlight is their voice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej32hw/silence_is_darkness_for_the_blind_and_their/ ([deleted])
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If you feed your cat glitter you can turn a litter box into a glitter box

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej32c6/if_you_feed_your_cat_glitter_you_can_turn_a/ (swoll613)
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We are as close to 2040 as we are to 2000

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej31zk/we_are_as_close_to_2040_as_we_are_to_2000/ (Andri123456789)
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Ages 0 - 2 is probably the only time you've ever learned skills unconsciously.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej31u6/ages_0_2_is_probably_the_only_time_youve_ever/ (abcpdo)
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In the future employing a human cashier will probably help prevent theft significantly.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej31nc/in_the_future_employing_a_human_cashier_will/ (TiitanX)
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Artists are creative printers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej31kp/artists_are_creative_printers/ (ChocoBobs)
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The people who complain that they didn't get taught how to do credit cards and taxes in high school are the same people who don't know how to do percentages.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej31dx/the_people_who_complain_that_they_didnt_get/ (taylorjtt)
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Unless you’ve broken your nails badly, the skin under them hasn’t touched the air before

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej31ch/unless_youve_broken_your_nails_badly_the_skin/ (Normal_Potato1234)
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The overwhelming majority of people buying tennis shoes, never even played tennis a day in their lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej31ak/the_overwhelming_majority_of_people_buying_tennis/ (detroityeahdude)
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You've probably been winning The Game all decade.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej30ii/youve_probably_been_winning_the_game_all_decade/ (Kroooooooo)
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There are probably plenty of foreign people who play video games in English because they can't find the "Change Language" button.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2ym8/there_are_probably_plenty_of_foreign_people_who/ (iiGalacticBeast)
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Going to bed is hard when you don't want the next day to start.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2yjo/going_to_bed_is_hard_when_you_dont_want_the_next/ (retardedshitfucker)
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If all the movie studios and TV networks making history related movies and period dramas had collaborated, we could have had fully functioning period accurate sets by now.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2yhu/if_all_the_movie_studios_and_tv_networks_making/ ([deleted])
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If you were in the mood to cringe on the “worst music of 2019” you will need to search for “best music of 2019”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2ygv/if_you_were_in_the_mood_to_cringe_on_the_worst/ (rhodespod)
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A 3 day weekend feels longer than the last 3 days of a break

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2y3a/a_3_day_weekend_feels_longer_than_the_last_3_days/ (DougDimmaDinkleberg)
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If the first humans on mars are in trouble, it could take up to 24 minutes for humans on earth to hear about their problems.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2xs3/if_the_first_humans_on_mars_are_in_trouble_it/ (eedddeedd)
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If pets could communicate the things they witness us doing at home they’d probably share our deepest secrets for the price of a treat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2x5u/if_pets_could_communicate_the_things_they_witness/ ([deleted])
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Traffic lights are screens with a resolution of 1 x 3.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2wu6/traffic_lights_are_screens_with_a_resolution_of_1/ (okapiii)
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People say that you find love when you stop looking for it. It’s not because you stopped looking, but because you became comfortable enough with yourself to be fully open to another person and are able to cultivate a healthy, lasting relationship as a result.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2wsq/people_say_that_you_find_love_when_you_stop/ ([deleted])
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Metal straws probably come in plastic packaging

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2wn2/metal_straws_probably_come_in_plastic_packaging/ (nichoski)
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People born 2000-2009 have technically been around for 2 decades

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2wlq/people_born_20002009_have_technically_been_around/ (nut_succc)
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You feel a lot more aware to your nudeness with only socks, than with only underwear

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2viq/you_feel_a_lot_more_aware_to_your_nudeness_with/ (Ethan1q2w3)
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Guys usually go to the gym to get buff in order to get more attention and compliments from women, but end up mainly getting attention and compliments from other straight men.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2uq8/guys_usually_go_to_the_gym_to_get_buff_in_order/ (Jonnyjc)
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The world is dying and can’t find anything to wear to the funeral.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2u7l/the_world_is_dying_and_cant_find_anything_to_wear/ ([deleted])
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Anyone can look up random facts and post it to this sub

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2txn/anyone_can_look_up_random_facts_and_post_it_to/ (profishing_0-13)
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The main idea of 'Inside Man' (2006) is based of 'Home Alone 2: Lost in New York' (1992).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2tn6/the_main_idea_of_inside_man_2006_is_based_of_home/ (Kaleidoscope07)
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Babies all have the same universal language when they want something

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2tgd/babies_all_have_the_same_universal_language_when/ (Kellan1243)
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Sunday is simultaneously a day of rest & relaxation and looming anxiety because people know they have work or school the next day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2t3j/sunday_is_simultaneously_a_day_of_rest_relaxation/ ([deleted])
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Baristas are the Soda jerks of the 21st Century. The just do it with coffee instead of soda.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2t2u/baristas_are_the_soda_jerks_of_the_21st_century/ (Adventux)
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Special needs people should be sent into Infantry instead of healthy teenagers when joining the services.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2szl/special_needs_people_should_be_sent_into_infantry/ (j33pkrawler)
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Cowboys go yee haw, and ninjas go hee yaw. But Donkeys say Hee Haw, so they're obviously half ninja, half cowboy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2s16/cowboys_go_yee_haw_and_ninjas_go_hee_yaw_but/ (Ace0fDeath)
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Lizards are the squirrels of tropical islands.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2rv5/lizards_are_the_squirrels_of_tropical_islands/ (WhoShotTupac)
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Olives don't grow in gardens, they grow in orchards

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2rs8/olives_dont_grow_in_gardens_they_grow_in_orchards/ (Censoringneverworks)
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A glass is half full if it was last being filled, a glass is half empty if it was last being empty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2qur/a_glass_is_half_full_if_it_was_last_being_filled/ (awittlebirby)
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Only child syndrome will slowly fade, as every child has to fight smartphones for their parents attention

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2qsg/only_child_syndrome_will_slowly_fade_as_every/ (Strungen)
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In Wall-E, Eve would have completed her mission a lot quicker if she had just scanned the cockroach

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2qaq/in_walle_eve_would_have_completed_her_mission_a/ (WizardWeeb)
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If we moved to a planet with a faster orbit, we could greatly increase our life expectancy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2qai/if_we_moved_to_a_planet_with_a_faster_orbit_we/ (popalop123)
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Average natural tits are far better than large artificial tits

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2pc2/average_natural_tits_are_far_better_than_large/ ([deleted])
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It is now officially hindsight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2p9v/it_is_now_officially_hindsight/ (MexicanLacrosseTeam)
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When we date someone, we try to make ourselves look presentable. Once we live with them, they are the person we least try to look presentable for.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2p4v/when_we_date_someone_we_try_to_make_ourselves/ (nodonutnocop)
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Fortune cookies are literally food for thought.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2o67/fortune_cookies_are_literally_food_for_thought/ (ronin828)
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New Years Eve Resolutions are Curses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2nw7/new_years_eve_resolutions_are_curses/ (CobaltBlock)
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No one in human history saw themself with their eyes closed until the cameras.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2nlc/no_one_in_human_history_saw_themself_with_their/ (dashausdeshades)
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Cats have probably made hundreds of thousands of people sad

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2nea/cats_have_probably_made_hundreds_of_thousands_of/ (Potato_durp)
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If decorating is putting up festive items, then corating must be "making a room as plain as possible."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2mt1/if_decorating_is_putting_up_festive_items_then/ (kaett)
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Counting down with a timer makes you feel like time is speeding up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2me5/counting_down_with_a_timer_makes_you_feel_like/ (Yashl94)
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Coffee is an IRL version of a mana potion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2lb6/coffee_is_an_irl_version_of_a_mana_potion/ (theyusedthelamppost)
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If you stand just right in the right spot of the south pole, you can get all of earth's longitude lines to pass through your asshole.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2kzp/if_you_stand_just_right_in_the_right_spot_of_the/ (SmashCashAndThrash)
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People actually make direct eye contact before marriage. Can you believe it? The nerve!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2iho/people_actually_make_direct_eye_contact_before/ (booleandata)
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It’s entirely possible that we all have telekinesis, we’re just too weak to lift anything because we don’t know how to train it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2h7w/its_entirely_possible_that_we_all_have/ (sawedoffmosin)
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Which Thursday feels the "Monday-est" is completely subjective.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2gh6/which_thursday_feels_the_mondayest_is_completely/ (Psychokinetic_Rocky)
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Race Technically doesn't exist if you look through the view of Genetics

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2f1o/race_technically_doesnt_exist_if_you_look_through/ (ThatFucking15yrold)
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You're so small that even if an atomic bomb were dropped on u 100 times the universe would still go on as if nothing has happened

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2en3/youre_so_small_that_even_if_an_atomic_bomb_were/ (thefuckingmoon2)
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You know what, Wallets need to have a receipts area.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2e8z/you_know_what_wallets_need_to_have_a_receipts_area/ (paschelnafvk)
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If we couldn’t feel pain we probably would’ve been extinct by now

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2e32/if_we_couldnt_feel_pain_we_probably_wouldve_been/ (TheeNeighbor)
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Legs are bipod of belly, hands, and face.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2dn1/legs_are_bipod_of_belly_hands_and_face/ ([deleted])
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People who write a review about a past employer online without mentioning their specific job and salary are worthless

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2dhq/people_who_write_a_review_about_a_past_employer/ ([deleted])
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The Father, His Son, and The Holy Ghost actually missed the last train for the coast.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2d3x/the_father_his_son_and_the_holy_ghost_actually/ ([deleted])
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Baristas are bar renders that use hot milk and caffeine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2cm6/baristas_are_bar_renders_that_use_hot_milk_and/ (Mik2link)
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Every human is a living corpse who just hasn’t made the full transformation yet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2bx1/every_human_is_a_living_corpse_who_just_hasnt/ (Phennnnnn)
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First time since 1992 that February will have 5 Saturdays.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2blv/first_time_since_1992_that_february_will_have_5/ ([deleted])
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The hot and cold nozzles on a sink are always on the same sides

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2bce/the_hot_and_cold_nozzles_on_a_sink_are_always_on/ ([deleted])
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How can you tell the difference between a garage sale or a garage sale. One is the selling of garages. The other is the sale of things in your garage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2b9f/how_can_you_tell_the_difference_between_a_garage/ (Phennnnnn)
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If Adam and Eve were the first people on earth, and they were both white, how TF did we get to black

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2b8j/if_adam_and_eve_were_the_first_people_on_earth/ (D8Imnotninja)
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People who want to start watching anime are wannaweebs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2av6/people_who_want_to_start_watching_anime_are/ (Sti11Brok3n)
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You can't steal something that is being sold for free

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2a7p/you_cant_steal_something_that_is_being_sold_for/ ([deleted])
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Technically, everyone who was ever born has had at least one ‘out of body’ experience.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2a57/technically_everyone_who_was_ever_born_has_had_at/ ([deleted])
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Everything is an artifact, just depends when it’s found in the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej29me/everything_is_an_artifact_just_depends_when_its/ (very-random-person)
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You'll never find a four leaf clover if you never look for it. By the same token, you'll miss your whole life with your eyes to the ground looking for your luck.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej298n/youll_never_find_a_four_leaf_clover_if_you_never/ (observ8or)
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Instead of what people saying what they were doing in the new years eve they were probably looking at clock at the very end.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej297n/instead_of_what_people_saying_what_they_were/ (Yeahsin1)
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No one have described death through experience.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej25fr/no_one_have_described_death_through_experience/ ([deleted])
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There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who wait like a normal human being for their food to finish in the microwave, and those to whom the last five seconds of the microwave feel like an insurmountable eternity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej25d6/there_are_two_kinds_of_people_in_this_world_those/ (JoyfulEli)
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When people say “lol” it’s almost never when they’re laughing out loud

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej23vu/when_people_say_lol_its_almost_never_when_theyre/ (LyingTruths)
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Deaf people must fart a lot in public till someone doesn’t tell them it’s audible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej23qm/deaf_people_must_fart_a_lot_in_public_till/ (trapbike101)
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Our past is our now if we’re present

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej23pj/our_past_is_our_now_if_were_present/ (twigsandtrees)
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Billions of remote controls are lost and found every day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej22tl/billions_of_remote_controls_are_lost_and_found/ ([deleted])
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Everything has a cycle

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2272/everything_has_a_cycle/ (ToastyGetsToasted)
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Deaf people must far a lot in public not knowing they are audible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej21z1/deaf_people_must_far_a_lot_in_public_not_knowing/ ([deleted])
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Anxiety usually brings out the hardest reactions from other people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej21v1/anxiety_usually_brings_out_the_hardest_reactions/ (MeltingYourSleaze)
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Wireless headphones aren't technically wireless since they have wires inside of them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej21dg/wireless_headphones_arent_technically_wireless/ (MLGslayerXXL)
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In 100 years there will be a trend to go on old post here and ask if they're still alive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej21bp/in_100_years_there_will_be_a_trend_to_go_on_old/ (JuggST4R)
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Humans have figured out how to split an atom, but no one can figure out how the Egyptians built their pyramids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej21b4/humans_have_figured_out_how_to_split_an_atom_but/ ([deleted])
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They literally pay a smoker in non smoking advertisements.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej216j/they_literally_pay_a_smoker_in_non_smoking/ (rohitb1023)
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Anakin could have just learned to force heal and didn't have to murder some younglings and turn to the dark side.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2157/anakin_could_have_just_learned_to_force_heal_and/ (MasterMush-)
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Dating a vampire is the most socially acceptable form of necrophilia

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej2105/dating_a_vampire_is_the_most_socially_acceptable/ (Nintendophile79)
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You know you’re not a child anymore when pouring from a full gallon of milk is no longer a daunting task

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej20o9/you_know_youre_not_a_child_anymore_when_pouring/ (whysomanyemmas)
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We are much closer to the year when the bombs drop in Fallout than we are to the year when JFK was assassinated.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej204o/we_are_much_closer_to_the_year_when_the_bombs/ (ace8995)
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New Year's is literally the ONLY holiday in the world that we can all celebrate, if we choose to. Not everyone is Christian, or American, or Jewish, et cetera. But the calendar still changes for everyone in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej1xpl/new_years_is_literally_the_only_holiday_in_the/ (Tarynnickle)
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Ahsoka at the age of fourteen wore nothing but a bra, skirt, boots, and leggings for the first two seasons of the clone wars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej1vv7/ahsoka_at_the_age_of_fourteen_wore_nothing_but_a/ (DerWeednuts)
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Knock knock jokes don't make sense. Nobody says "knock knock" while knocking

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej1vps/knock_knock_jokes_dont_make_sense_nobody_says/ (SidReddit1405)
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This feel like fourth Monday of the last 11 days.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej1vmv/this_feel_like_fourth_monday_of_the_last_11_days/ (HungryChefBrockett)
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Spotify must have paid so much to Spotify for so many ads in Spotify free

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej1ve9/spotify_must_have_paid_so_much_to_spotify_for_so/ ([deleted])
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You can say a bunch of gibrish that’s wrong but say it in a smart way and people assume you’re really smart

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej1vb5/you_can_say_a_bunch_of_gibrish_thats_wrong_but/ (Phennnnnn)
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The history we know could had been created by a time traveler that changed the true history, but there will never be a way to confirm it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej1txg/the_history_we_know_could_had_been_created_by_a/ (JCASV10)
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Being a parent in a full time job with no pay in which your only retirement is death.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej1ttz/being_a_parent_in_a_full_time_job_with_no_pay_in/ ([deleted])
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If people had a fear of fears they would work harder to get rid of there fears so they wouldn’t fear there fears

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej1tsd/if_people_had_a_fear_of_fears_they_would_work/ (Phennnnnn)
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2050 is as far away as 1990

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej1tmm/2050_is_as_far_away_as_1990/ (sennasappel)
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Hogwarts is supposedly super secure, you can’t aparate there, among other “disabled” magic. So it’s a bit weird that you can cast the unforgivable curses on campus.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej1tl8/hogwarts_is_supposedly_super_secure_you_cant/ (jbuddy_13)
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You would lick camel toe, but you definitely wouldn’t lick camel toe

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej1tja/you_would_lick_camel_toe_but_you_definitely/ ([deleted])
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"Pro Juggler" actually looks great on a bartender's resume

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej1t36/pro_juggler_actually_looks_great_on_a_bartenders/ (BigHeavy)
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Earth is a giant Capacitor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej1swb/earth_is_a_giant_capacitor/ (shekhar306)
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If you pickup brick and smash own head and it hurt, it normal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej1sl3/if_you_pickup_brick_and_smash_own_head_and_it/ (ImpressiveTeaPot)
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People online ask you for unwritten rules out of curiosity, but the moment you reply it immediately makes it written, therefore making your reply effectively invalid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej1sjg/people_online_ask_you_for_unwritten_rules_out_of/ (PhoenixFlamebird)
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The delay on a livestream is about 5 seconds. If the streamer dies you would realise it only after the delay, meaning that you would be watching a deathstream without even knowing it. Maybe this already happened and you watched tens of deathstreams but you were lucky enough to click away in time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej1rnw/the_delay_on_a_livestream_is_about_5_seconds_if/ (vladdd321go)
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People who were born in 1999 who live to be 101 years old will have lived in 3 different centuries

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej1rc6/people_who_were_born_in_1999_who_live_to_be_101/ (DinoLaserFight)
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The 1960s started 60 years ago

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej1r95/the_1960s_started_60_years_ago/ (das_Eichhorn)
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Our New Year begins on our birthdays

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej1qya/our_new_year_begins_on_our_birthdays/ (golumalone)
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If people like to buy Christmas trees for the smell of it, they waste money instead of buying an air freshener

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej1qj9/if_people_like_to_buy_christmas_trees_for_the/ (Float528)
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You're probably in the background of someone's picture and you don't even know it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej1qfg/youre_probably_in_the_background_of_someones/ (BigFatPickles)
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Australia is the Death Mountain of our world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej1qb5/australia_is_the_death_mountain_of_our_world/ (rolyat_3002)
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No one will ever know how the inside of your closed mouth feels.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej1q9b/no_one_will_ever_know_how_the_inside_of_your/ (Iron_the_Beast)
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With the fires in Australia it is possible there are entire species of animals that will now be extinct before ever being identified.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej1psa/with_the_fires_in_australia_it_is_possible_there/ (nixredux)
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If you throw a rock in a lake, you could be the last person to ever touch that rock for the rest of eternity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej1prt/if_you_throw_a_rock_in_a_lake_you_could_be_the/ (ItsOreo_YT)
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2019 was probably the last year that ends with teen for the rest of our lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej1pp1/2019_was_probably_the_last_year_that_ends_with/ ([deleted])
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We automatically assume that rich and popular people smell good.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej1p1h/we_automatically_assume_that_rich_and_popular/ (aidigvijay)
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A lot of the time a country’s harshest critic is its own people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej1oqe/a_lot_of_the_time_a_countrys_harshest_critic_is/ (ajheslin)
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Comparing an apple to an orange is a totally fair comparison

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej1obc/comparing_an_apple_to_an_orange_is_a_totally_fair/ (RandomMermaid)
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There is a point when salting your food where a single grain of salt makes your food too salty

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej1nn9/there_is_a_point_when_salting_your_food_where_a/ ([deleted])
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The buffering icon must get dizzy, spinning around all day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej1lpl/the_buffering_icon_must_get_dizzy_spinning_around/ (StampyFan101)
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The first and second half of 2019 felt like two different years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej1kuu/the_first_and_second_half_of_2019_felt_like_two/ ([deleted])
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At one point in time the world wars were taught as current affairs rather than history

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej1ksy/at_one_point_in_time_the_world_wars_were_taught/ (krishgiria)
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Farting and grossing out someone next to us is probably one of the oldest human traditions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej1knd/farting_and_grossing_out_someone_next_to_us_is/ (Ibeenjamin)
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While we were babies, our belly buttons were used as charging ports.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ej1jrp/while_we_were_babies_our_belly_buttons_were_used/ (who_likes_fridays)
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2050 is as far away as 1990.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eipctv/2050_is_as_far_away_as_1990/ (Cbakes0)
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Things that can't be categorized can be categorized as "uncategorizable".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eij8xg/things_that_cant_be_categorized_can_be/ (t4nk_engine)
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We don’t buy Earth presents on its exact birthday.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei8sh1/we_dont_buy_earth_presents_on_its_exact_birthday/ (ninjarda)
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You can burn up and down but not left and right

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei8sbe/you_can_burn_up_and_down_but_not_left_and_right/ (cjmiers)
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Shirts are weird. Your body goes in one hole and comes out three.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei8rgv/shirts_are_weird_your_body_goes_in_one_hole_and/ (warrant2k)
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Putting quarters in the self-wash car vacuum is the closest thing you will experience to a Double Dare physical challenge.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei8r1q/putting_quarters_in_the_selfwash_car_vacuum_is/ (dragonbeats)
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There's no real difference between crispy and crunchy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei8qk1/theres_no_real_difference_between_crispy_and/ (Mr_Shegz)
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Every coin in your pocket has probably had a fascinating life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei8qg6/every_coin_in_your_pocket_has_probably_had_a/ (Sleeper____Service)
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New Year's Day is Simultaneously the Most Depressing and Optimistic Day of the Year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei8qcz/new_years_day_is_simultaneously_the_most/ (bboisier)
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A prisoner with multiple life sentences has a life paragraph

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei8q59/a_prisoner_with_multiple_life_sentences_has_a/ (Careless_Corey)
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“Fuck” is one of the few verbs in the English language that does not require a subject

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei8q33/fuck_is_one_of_the_few_verbs_in_the_english/ (omnilogical)
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New Years Eve is the only holiday which all people on Earth share.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei8pcr/new_years_eve_is_the_only_holiday_which_all/ (Smeaglle8)
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If everyone’s New Years resolution was about gaining more weight, more people would not only do it but maintain that new weight gain all year long.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei8om4/if_everyones_new_years_resolution_was_about/ (cocoabiscuits)
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Who ever created the "Skip Intro" button on streaming services deserves a great deal of praise.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei8neu/who_ever_created_the_skip_intro_button_on/ (Peter77Parker)
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We are about to be as far from 1970 as people living in 1970 were from 1920.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei897t/we_are_about_to_be_as_far_from_1970_as_people/ ([deleted])
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Scented deodorant is an oxymoron.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei87zw/scented_deodorant_is_an_oxymoron/ (Hardbarner)
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Since the Gregorian calendar doesn't have a 0 A.D. we aren't celebrating the end of the decade but rather beginning of its last yeat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei878o/since_the_gregorian_calendar_doesnt_have_a_0_ad/ (Merphistophelin)
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At the traffic light, there are those who stop before the white line for those who are making turns, and those that can eat a bag of ducks. Thank you autocorrect!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei8785/at_the_traffic_light_there_are_those_who_stop/ (AuburnBilly)
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Sci-Fi movies often depict planets as countries rather than whole civilizations with differing world views.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei8783/scifi_movies_often_depict_planets_as_countries/ (Guarcho)
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Whenever people ask to speak to someone in private they are never truly in “private”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei8740/whenever_people_ask_to_speak_to_someone_in/ (Lucario2654)
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You could travel from time zone to time zone and witness new years eve more than once.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei8717/you_could_travel_from_time_zone_to_time_zone_and/ (hossel001)
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You are a synthesis of your dad’s sperm and your mom’s egg. Therefore, between the moment your dad nuts and the moment it combines with your mom’s egg, you’re literally in two places at once.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei86qo/you_are_a_synthesis_of_your_dads_sperm_and_your/ (RealThanosDinosaur)
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"One banana" is singular, while "Zero bananas" is plural

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei86im/one_banana_is_singular_while_zero_bananas_is/ (putthisin)
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Most “workaholics” are running from a bad home life. They’re not just buzzkills and sadists. They genuinely would rather be at work than with their families or alone with their thoughts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei864s/most_workaholics_are_running_from_a_bad_home_life/ (mcreedbraton)
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Food textures are super weird. Puréed fruits and veggies are fine as a smoothie, but puréed steak sounds gross as hell. Yet, you chew the steak and swallow it as a mush.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei85x2/food_textures_are_super_weird_puréed_fruits_and/ (BreatheMyStink)
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New Year’s Eve is probably the number 1 day people go to the hospital for drug related incidents

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei85th/new_years_eve_is_probably_the_number_1_day_people/ (Unknown_Predator88)
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Someone telling you to do something when you are about to do it makes you not want to do it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei85nz/someone_telling_you_to_do_something_when_you_are/ (FireHydrantOnToast)
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We throw the earth a 24 hour party every year for not crashing into anything... significant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei85gv/we_throw_the_earth_a_24_hour_party_every_year_for/ (Doranahan)
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There might have been humans that had a different skin color but didn't survive natural selection.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei85d3/there_might_have_been_humans_that_had_a_different/ (IamBumfuzzled)
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There is a point in life where you go from net receiving to net giving gifts for the holidays.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei852r/there_is_a_point_in_life_where_you_go_from_net/ (MysteryBop)
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January 1st is a new day, month, and year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei84v9/january_1st_is_a_new_day_month_and_year/ (PhantomXxZ)
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There is currently a wave of parties going around the planet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei84t9/there_is_currently_a_wave_of_parties_going_around/ (E1eventeen)
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New years is the only day a year where you wouldn't know if a war broke out or it's just fireworks outside

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei84dm/new_years_is_the_only_day_a_year_where_you/ (ClevelandSteamer1337)
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Every day the Earth has completed a full rotation from where it was 365 days ago

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei84a8/every_day_the_earth_has_completed_a_full_rotation/ (OV3RLORD66)
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Your blinking pattern in synchronized with millions of people but you will never know someone that does.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei84a5/your_blinking_pattern_in_synchronized_with/ (shadowhawk909)
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Skin is a onesie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei8436/skin_is_a_onesie/ (RagBeerBela)
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We celebrate new year so enthusiastically because we want to cheer the earth up for making one revolution around the sun so that it doesn't stop and we all do not die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei83wc/we_celebrate_new_year_so_enthusiastically_because/ (Wherestheteasis)
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If you said something is fake, and is anything other than what something actually was, you would always be right.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei83v5/if_you_said_something_is_fake_and_is_anything/ (Mcpishicar)
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New Year’s Eve is one of the only days you clearly notice the difference between the speed of light and the speed of sound

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei83l0/new_years_eve_is_one_of_the_only_days_you_clearly/ (Mr_Sponge1204)
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No one ever actually says “Long time no see” when it’s actually been a long time with no see.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei83ju/no_one_ever_actually_says_long_time_no_see_when/ (TACBGames)
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Happy New Year everybody!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei83gu/happy_new_year_everybody/ (Jef310)
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The Harry Potter series might have turned out very different if Hagrid had been able to keep his damn mouth shut.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei83eu/the_harry_potter_series_might_have_turned_out/ (barkloudness)
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This is the decade where clutching onto our smart phones wherever we go is normalized. IOW, technology becomes ever-more integrated into our daily lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei83cs/this_is_the_decade_where_clutching_onto_our_smart/ (mel-et-lac)
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We are close to not having any more cats or dogs born in the 1900s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei838d/we_are_close_to_not_having_any_more_cats_or_dogs/ (elwheeler99)
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The water that everyone drinks has been through dinosaurs bodies and like every other animals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei8387/the_water_that_everyone_drinks_has_been_through/ (Notfunny837)
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in the early stage of Alzheimer's you forget to close your zipper after peeing, in the late stage you forget to open it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei831y/in_the_early_stage_of_alzheimers_you_forget_to/ (kaislash)
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Somebody out there holds the record of maximum numbers of orgasms felt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei82tn/somebody_out_there_holds_the_record_of_maximum/ (256Moin256)
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A person's new year starts at his birthday.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei82sy/a_persons_new_year_starts_at_his_birthday/ (Mohamed_Hosam)
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Calling someone a “big baby” has a negative meaning while calling someone a “big boy” is positive despite only a couple years difference between a baby and a boy.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei82pu/calling_someone_a_big_baby_has_a_negative_meaning/ (bradyn12)
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People break it down (break dance) on boxes that have been broken down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei82mu/people_break_it_down_break_dance_on_boxes_that/ (BobbyBowie)
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People in high school don't like loners, yet never try to help the loner to make friends

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei82md/people_in_high_school_dont_like_loners_yet_never/ (someFBIagent)
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People don't get better at driving in the snow, they just don't have cars anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei82m9/people_dont_get_better_at_driving_in_the_snow/ (cxiong93)
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The 1950s are now closer in time to the 1800s than to today.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei829k/the_1950s_are_now_closer_in_time_to_the_1800s/ (PhoneJazz)
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After tomorrow, basically nobody is going to say "two thousand" when stating the year, it's going to be just twenty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei828l/after_tomorrow_basically_nobody_is_going_to_say/ (derbydannyk)
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Any other things are fun and interesting when we have to do mandatory duties or homeworks.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei8278/any_other_things_are_fun_and_interesting_when_we/ (DejectedSoul)
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After today, it will be closer to 2070 than 1970

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei81yz/after_today_it_will_be_closer_to_2070_than_1970/ (imperfcet)
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Shoe stores keep large shoes at the bottom of the shelf and the small are at the top. However, it tends to be the people with the larger feet that can reach the top shelf

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei81y4/shoe_stores_keep_large_shoes_at_the_bottom_of_the/ (jcderry)
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Oil was a groundbreaking discovery

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei81it/oil_was_a_groundbreaking_discovery/ (ReddMcNaughton)
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1+1=3 if you don't use a condom

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei81dp/113_if_you_dont_use_a_condom/ (Etska0)
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"Deadass" is starting to replace "literally"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei81d3/deadass_is_starting_to_replace_literally/ (luckykip37)
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New year's is the only holiday where we celebrate more on the day before than on the actual day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei80aw/new_years_is_the_only_holiday_where_we_celebrate/ (Acrogadget)
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People say genetics in sports only matters at the elite level. Yet, genetics results in massive difference in performance at the high school level

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei801g/people_say_genetics_in_sports_only_matters_at_the/ (someFBIagent)
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The most common winter sport is shoveling the snow

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7zp6/the_most_common_winter_sport_is_shoveling_the_snow/ (FANCINESSrddt)
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Analogue watches are probably the only thing that will always be more popular than their "smart" counterpart

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7zi3/analogue_watches_are_probably_the_only_thing_that/ (Joe_01)
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Blind people are the true dark mode users

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7z8z/blind_people_are_the_true_dark_mode_users/ (Dylanturtlesturtles)
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We have come a long way since 1919 or 1818.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7z5t/we_have_come_a_long_way_since_1919_or_1818/ (joevilla1369)
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When phones that are all screen on the front with literally 0 bezels come out, cracked screen pranks are going to get a lot more realistic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7yqc/when_phones_that_are_all_screen_on_the_front_with/ (MaximumHarry)
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Your senses are translators for your brain

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7ykc/your_senses_are_translators_for_your_brain/ (HappyFreak1)
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The 2020s will be remembered more so as the "twenties” than the 1920s will be.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7yk3/the_2020s_will_be_remembered_more_so_as_the/ (Atticka)
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The last thing that a lot of us will say in this decade will be ‘ONE!’

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7yjx/the_last_thing_that_a_lot_of_us_will_say_in_this/ (MasterYehuda816)
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Today is one of the last days people will associate the 20s with the 1920s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7y4c/today_is_one_of_the_last_days_people_will/ (NoxLupus18)
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It’s year 50 in Unix time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7y2w/its_year_50_in_unix_time/ (Paralyzoid)
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The voice inside of your head is always the same volume

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7xfc/the_voice_inside_of_your_head_is_always_the_same/ (Hurrikayne53)
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Birds must feel so embarrassed when they fly into windows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7xeo/birds_must_feel_so_embarrassed_when_they_fly_into/ (AMRunner)
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Because of the tiny differences in time zones over cities and countries, it is almost impossible to get the countdown correct.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7x64/because_of_the_tiny_differences_in_time_zones/ (MstrMu)
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You can tell by the way ABBA say “rock music” in Dancing Queen that they clearly are NOT rock music.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7wm3/you_can_tell_by_the_way_abba_say_rock_music_in/ (vigilandy1)
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Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7w9h/yeah_well_thats_just_like_your_opinion_man/ (happyfuckincakeday)
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You beat the odds every day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7w93/you_beat_the_odds_every_day/ (worden2)
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There are only 3 notes in Windows XP Startup sound.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7w3t/there_are_only_3_notes_in_windows_xp_startup_sound/ (RomanProkopov100)
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Lonely high school seniors will never get to experience high school parties

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7vx0/lonely_high_school_seniors_will_never_get_to/ (someFBIagent)
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The nastiest thing in a hotel room as far as germs and bacteria is probably the tv remote

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7vrh/the_nastiest_thing_in_a_hotel_room_as_far_as/ (brakethis)
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The neighbor with the carcass of a garage door in the yard bent from the inside out is having a much worse day than you think you are having.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7vow/the_neighbor_with_the_carcass_of_a_garage_door_in/ (1LoneAmerican)
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In 30 years, kids born tonight will be saying "only twenties kids remeber"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7vbj/in_30_years_kids_born_tonight_will_be_saying_only/ (JonTonyJim)
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You've been so self-involved that you don't realise hat you are a receding blip on everyone's radar.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7v7h/youve_been_so_selfinvolved_that_you_dont_realise/ (insaneintheblain)
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Animals are ticklish too, they just can't laugh.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7utb/animals_are_ticklish_too_they_just_cant_laugh/ (haylz92)
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Learning to be disciplined with no help requires discipline

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7uc8/learning_to_be_disciplined_with_no_help_requires/ (PetistaDesenfreado)
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Every song ever made can be improved with more cowbell.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7uar/every_song_ever_made_can_be_improved_with_more/ (jenaybon)
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Daily Calories Sneak up on you just Like a Grocery Bill

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7u61/daily_calories_sneak_up_on_you_just_like_a/ (Chrisrustydogg)
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If you work in new construction your place of business becomes a nicer place to work the longer your work there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7u2f/if_you_work_in_new_construction_your_place_of/ (PM_me_your_pastries)
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If real magic is ever revealed it will barely be accepted as fact

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7tqe/if_real_magic_is_ever_revealed_it_will_barely_be/ (beans129)
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To get faster at running, you have to run more. But if you run more, you get injured

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7tlz/to_get_faster_at_running_you_have_to_run_more_but/ (someFBIagent)
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The earth spins so fast that if you walk in a certain direction it’s a giant treadmill.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7tjz/the_earth_spins_so_fast_that_if_you_walk_in_a/ (yaboyroy61)
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It's highly probable that the most number of people kissing simultaneously is during the start of new year at 12:00 AM.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7tbr/its_highly_probable_that_the_most_number_of/ (shampoo_and_dick)
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Your bed is comfiest only when you have to leave it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7t4l/your_bed_is_comfiest_only_when_you_have_to_leave/ (afsana3436)
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Despite Antarctica's tendency to kill almost anyone who traverses it, it's the least murderous continent of them all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7t1w/despite_antarcticas_tendency_to_kill_almost/ (BluntTruthGentleman)
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Buying rocks is completely contrary to the law of supply and demand

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7syu/buying_rocks_is_completely_contrary_to_the_law_of/ (Footballthoughts)
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As of posting this, the oldest living person, Kane Tanaka, will have lived through 13 decades.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7sxl/as_of_posting_this_the_oldest_living_person_kane/ (NicolasTausch)
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The human race is attempting to self destruct

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7ssm/the_human_race_is_attempting_to_self_destruct/ (twintowersrubble)
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At least one person will die within the last 10 seconds of the decade

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7si8/at_least_one_person_will_die_within_the_last_10/ (TheTurretSpy)
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Considering the wildlife and condition of Australia, it's perfectly viable for it to become a modern skull island.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7s95/considering_the_wildlife_and_condition_of/ (Doomlord1138)
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You can walk more in an hour than some people will in their entire life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7s02/you_can_walk_more_in_an_hour_than_some_people/ (MissGrafin)
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Ponder this. If you're born on December 31st you can never say your birthday is next year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7r9u/ponder_this_if_youre_born_on_december_31st_you/ (DobbHeadPlus)
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elementary school PE jumping jacks secretly prepared us for TSA Provision scanners at airports

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7r76/elementary_school_pe_jumping_jacks_secretly/ (DereChen)
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Pewdiepie (and a lot of other Youtubers) has more subcribers than most relatively small countries.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7r0d/pewdiepie_and_a_lot_of_other_youtubers_has_more/ (Jins2504)
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Telling a necrophiliac to go die is the same as saying Go Fuck Yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7q8j/telling_a_necrophiliac_to_go_die_is_the_same_as/ (ThePotatoDemon)
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If someone heard ,“air Jordan” for the first time they would probably think Jordan was a pretty bad basketball player

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7q0y/if_someone_heard_air_jordan_for_the_first_time/ (Br0dy_)
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Hugh Jackman is the largest member of the weasel family

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7psw/hugh_jackman_is_the_largest_member_of_the_weasel/ (Quality_Cucumber)
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Random female accounts asking for sex are most likely a bot, but random male accounts looking for sex are probably an actual horny person

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7psg/random_female_accounts_asking_for_sex_are_most/ (TheGrindThatAnnoys)
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During the apocalypse, someday, everyone will ran out of ammo for their guns

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7phc/during_the_apocalypse_someday_everyone_will_ran/ (Aiden735)
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Ology is the study of. Technology is scientific engineering.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7ozc/ology_is_the_study_of_technology_is_scientific/ (ClemsonPaw4)
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If you collect all the "hmm" from the entire internet it will become longer than a fly can produce.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7ojo/if_you_collect_all_the_hmm_from_the_entire/ (256Moin256)
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Children are always being born. So there is an equal chance of someone being born on a new year and any other day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7ogh/children_are_always_being_born_so_there_is_an/ (shampoo_and_dick)
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You could probably survive the zombie apocalypse by placing treadmills all around the outside of your house

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7npf/you_could_probably_survive_the_zombie_apocalypse/ (AppleberryJames)
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This next year is going to AMAZING... in hindsight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7np6/this_next_year_is_going_to_amazing_in_hindsight/ (irkine)
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Load times on video games have made humanity waste decades

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7nln/load_times_on_video_games_have_made_humanity/ (camilbisson)
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The brain named itself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7ne3/the_brain_named_itself/ (grayraspbpi)
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When you say you have no plans for today, technically 'no plan' is still a plan.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7n64/when_you_say_you_have_no_plans_for_today/ (mblaze111)
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People in West Alaska have the privilege of writing the last message of 2019.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7n1s/people_in_west_alaska_have_the_privilege_of/ (Ascawran)
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How do we know tomorrow is the Earth's birthday? Seems like someone picked a random day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7mxh/how_do_we_know_tomorrow_is_the_earths_birthday/ (bigslim17)
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If you get a smaller bed you get more bed room, but if you get a bigger bed it makes your room more of a bedroom

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7m7d/if_you_get_a_smaller_bed_you_get_more_bed_room/ (Schni2war)
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Mayan's might have seen the future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7lx2/mayans_might_have_seen_the_future/ (Arceus1123)
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12:00AM New Years Is The World’s Biggest Version Of The Wave

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7lu6/1200am_new_years_is_the_worlds_biggest_version_of/ (zombieslayer012)
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Teens who run cross country are the most mature because the coach supervises the least in that sport

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7lny/teens_who_run_cross_country_are_the_most_mature/ (someFBIagent)
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The end/beginning of the year is the only day when it’s really obvious how many people are in different time zones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7l62/the_endbeginning_of_the_year_is_the_only_day_when/ (wiildcat)
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People who have had Dwayne Johnson as an upstairs neighbor have literally being living under a Rock

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7l2f/people_who_have_had_dwayne_johnson_as_an_upstairs/ (throawayboi)
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You technically only have 2 minutes to live, but every breath you take restarts the counter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7ktn/you_technically_only_have_2_minutes_to_live_but/ (CGood99)
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So transformer in bayverse getting hunted was the equal of Order 66

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7k8h/so_transformer_in_bayverse_getting_hunted_was_the/ (kcdie)
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You can do porn at 18....but not cigarettes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7jz8/you_can_do_porn_at_18but_not_cigarettes/ (xeazlouro)
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There are probably nudist colonies that start off every year by collectively shouting, "Happy Nude Year!"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7ja9/there_are_probably_nudist_colonies_that_start_off/ (wolf_in_bull_city)
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Dogs probably know more about your knees than your face

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7j73/dogs_probably_know_more_about_your_knees_than/ (Icantrythisusername)
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We seem to forget all of the time that there is a second shift key on the right side of the keyboard.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7j5y/we_seem_to_forget_all_of_the_time_that_there_is_a/ (messofschmidt)
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Celebrating New Day instead of New Year will have a better impact on our lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7j0q/celebrating_new_day_instead_of_new_year_will_have/ (iMuzamil)
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The first word you say every year is "Happy". And the last word you say every year is "One".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7iyy/the_first_word_you_say_every_year_is_happy_and/ (theguyyouignore)
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One great thing about this place is that there is always one other weirdo who will understand your obscure references.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7ir3/one_great_thing_about_this_place_is_that_there_is/ (grynde7)
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Life is too short to worry about how short life is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7hq8/life_is_too_short_to_worry_about_how_short_life_is/ (aaronracicot)
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Kindness needs to get returned

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7h3k/kindness_needs_to_get_returned/ (ThisOriented)
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The Duck Tales theme song is very different if you assume each use of the word “Duck” was autocorrect.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei7gvw/the_duck_tales_theme_song_is_very_different_if/ (BareKnuckleBitchAss)
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In Santa Claus is coming to Town, children are asked to be good for "goodness sake," but the entire premise is a rewards based incentive structure

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei5mwz/in_santa_claus_is_coming_to_town_children_are/ (Askray184)
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There could be chameleons anywhere in your house and you would never know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei5m6v/there_could_be_chameleons_anywhere_in_your_house/ (NireWolf089)
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"What Are You Doing New Year's Eve" is technically the perfect song to play between Christmas and New Year's, but it gets lumped in with Xmas songs so nobody plays it after the 25th.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei5lfk/what_are_you_doing_new_years_eve_is_technically/ (paddington4prez)
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If your New year's resolution is not to have a new years resolution, then you have already failed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei5jug/if_your_new_years_resolution_is_not_to_have_a_new/ (BoxofTetrachords)
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We face problems and faces face each other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei5ji3/we_face_problems_and_faces_face_each_other/ (256Moin256)
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Humans pay for an education and complain then they make money for an education and still complain

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei5irw/humans_pay_for_an_education_and_complain_then/ (Seedpound)
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End of a decade

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei5i53/end_of_a_decade/ (Banky187)
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If something‘s the oldest it‘s the oldest since it‘s been started.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei5gwe/if_somethings_the_oldest_its_the_oldest_since_its/ (Master_al_Thor)
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The whole world actually do a mexica' wave with the different time zones celebrating new year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei5gqe/the_whole_world_actually_do_a_mexica_wave_with/ (RayDaJunior)
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The first crime to be committed from tomorrow will, very briefly be, the crime of the decade.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei5gq0/the_first_crime_to_be_committed_from_tomorrow/ (notevenjupiter)
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Over the next 24 hours many people would have their first faps of the decade

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei5fx5/over_the_next_24_hours_many_people_would_have/ (pinkguyfriedrice)
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Darth Vader was probably even madder at not becoming a Jedi master because the person who trained him, and who trained him, and him, and him, were all at some points masters on the Jedi counsel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei5eqb/darth_vader_was_probably_even_madder_at_not/ (cyberhedgehog04)
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If mirrors, reflections, photos, etc. were not a thing, you would not ever be able to see your face which would probably make an artist a very valuable job.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei5eji/if_mirrors_reflections_photos_etc_were_not_a/ (DarkoDaDefault)
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Most "stationary bicycles" are actually stationary unicycles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei5e7n/most_stationary_bicycles_are_actually_stationary/ (MyUsernameIsJudge)
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In most ads, the smaller the font is, the more important the text is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei5e4v/in_most_ads_the_smaller_the_font_is_the_more/ (blink-now)
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You can't taste your own teeth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei5dff/you_cant_taste_your_own_teeth/ (iamthecaptainnowwww)
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As amazing as modern day screens are, they still can't compare to CRTs when it comes to retro gaming.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei5ctt/as_amazing_as_modern_day_screens_are_they_still/ (Jeffrey_Strange)
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Half of the entire world is in a different decade.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei5cqm/half_of_the_entire_world_is_in_a_different_decade/ (ejmaster102)
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If you eat it late enough, cereal can be dinner AND breakfast.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei5cpe/if_you_eat_it_late_enough_cereal_can_be_dinner/ (SnakeVenom21330)
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All end-of-decade/next-decade post of last weeks, seen even more childish and ridiculous to those of us who remember theit equivalents from 20 years ago, when we switched millennia

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei5brs/all_endofdecadenextdecade_post_of_last_weeks_seen/ (buwefy)
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The goal isn't to make sure you perfectly time the movie so that the climax/most important line is said at exactly 12:00 AM, its making sure you've captured it all on video for internet points, never for you to watch it again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei5bem/the_goal_isnt_to_make_sure_you_perfectly_time_the/ (annieesquad)
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The last word of the year, every year is *one*

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei5al8/the_last_word_of_the_year_every_year_is_one/ (JxhnG)
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The answer to "is it opposites day?" Will always be no.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei5a78/the_answer_to_is_it_opposites_day_will_always_be/ (RimaH54)
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Insurance is the opposite of gambling. You pay a certain amount for the small chance of disaster and losing lots of money, whereas in gambling you pay for a small chance to win lots of money

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei59hr/insurance_is_the_opposite_of_gambling_you_pay_a/ (cinneman)
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Every door has a glory hole until the doorknob is installed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei59bb/every_door_has_a_glory_hole_until_the_doorknob_is/ (idropbrownbombz)
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Apple makes money by making unnecessary changes to the designs of their iPhones, and the software on the phones, forcing people to buy new phones and accessories, or not be able to participate at all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei599g/apple_makes_money_by_making_unnecessary_changes/ (Jeffrey_Strange)
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Resolutions to go to the gym are hard to start this time of year because the gym likely has holiday hours and is closed more frequently than any other time of year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei598k/resolutions_to_go_to_the_gym_are_hard_to_start/ (YoBGS)
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You celebrate the end of the year twice a year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei58w5/you_celebrate_the_end_of_the_year_twice_a_year/ (Fistusdergo)
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Australia is now a decade ahead of us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei58ee/australia_is_now_a_decade_ahead_of_us/ (xin16)
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Area codes are now more indicative of where you're from rather than where you live

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei5870/area_codes_are_now_more_indicative_of_where_youre/ (Madm4nmaX)
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For each individual, life is canon, and dreams are noncanonical fanfics...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ei57u4/for_each_individual_life_is_canon_and_dreams_are/ (TestingThisOut11)
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January is next week, next month, next year, and next decade all at once.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ehgjuf/january_is_next_week_next_month_next_year_and/ (ByOdensBear)
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Every animal on Earth doesn't need to wipe it's butt after pooping except us humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eh5r2g/every_animal_on_earth_doesnt_need_to_wipe_its/ (burgerbunn)
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Blowing on hot soup cools it down and blowing on cold ice cream heats it up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eh5qxj/blowing_on_hot_soup_cools_it_down_and_blowing_on/ (samw0)
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If you hear weird noises In the night, simply make weirder noises to assert dominance and hope its not a mating call

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eh5i7q/if_you_hear_weird_noises_in_the_night_simply_make/ (solidfarts123)
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We are taught as a child to not talk to strangers yet our parents were strangers before we recognize/recognise them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eh55pa/we_are_taught_as_a_child_to_not_talk_to_strangers/ (le_coder_boy)
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8 hours of drinking is binge drinking, 8 hours of TV is binge watching, 8 hours of sleep is barely enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eh4gjg/8_hours_of_drinking_is_binge_drinking_8_hours_of/ (rusttynail)
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Sunday is the only day that feels like both a weekday and a weekend day at the same time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eh4aze/sunday_is_the_only_day_that_feels_like_both_a/ (Jeffrey_Strange)
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a gym is where the costumers work harder than the employees.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eh3a38/a_gym_is_where_the_costumers_work_harder_than_the/ (dzyik)
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If AI ever do actually rise up in rebellion, it's probably because they got the idea from countless movies, games, and books about the topic

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egzhhq/if_ai_ever_do_actually_rise_up_in_rebellion_its/ (SchalkLBI)
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Glitter is more like a gas than a solid, because you never really pick it all up, it just expands into space until it is part of the atmosphere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egz8ay/glitter_is_more_like_a_gas_than_a_solid_because/ (ambivlentindiffrence)
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It's good we have the story of Achilles because otherwise we'd likely use 'Samson's Hair' instead of 'Achilles Heel' and that just doesn't roll off the tongue as well

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egz89r/its_good_we_have_the_story_of_achilles_because/ (constantGrievance)
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One of the most unrealistic things about Pokémon Sword/Shield is that the Pokeshops in the gyms have the same price as shops in the towns

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egz865/one_of_the_most_unrealistic_things_about_pokémon/ (Grapps)
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In the sport of Cricket, 2 runs equals 1 run.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egz859/in_the_sport_of_cricket_2_runs_equals_1_run/ (Sky29102003)
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Rats were OG Chicken Wings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egz7gs/rats_were_og_chicken_wings/ (TunaWiggler)
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If you really think about it, Tom is an extremely large cat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egz7cb/if_you_really_think_about_it_tom_is_an_extremely/ (JuiceSteak)
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Most of Dr. Doofenshmirtz’s inators are very extreme solutions to very minor inconveniences.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egz736/most_of_dr_doofenshmirtzs_inators_are_very/ (BaconBit0622)
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Most people aren't comfortable singing unless they're naked

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egz6uh/most_people_arent_comfortable_singing_unless/ (MrScaradolfHisFace)
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Solitude can be addicting for the simple fact that dealing with people can be exhausting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egz6li/solitude_can_be_addicting_for_the_simple_fact/ (Scorthyn)
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The word “lens” looks like it’s misspelled.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egz65s/the_word_lens_looks_like_its_misspelled/ (glassviixen)
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The movie Black Panther ends with a group of inner city apartments being purchased by an affluent foreigner, to make way for a center he will use to push his own culture on the impoverished local population

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egz60u/the_movie_black_panther_ends_with_a_group_of/ (Harry-le-Roy)
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It’s impossible to squint your eyes and raise your eyebrows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egz5ye/its_impossible_to_squint_your_eyes_and_raise_your/ (imaginexus)
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the english language is in fact, one of the hardest to learn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egz5rj/the_english_language_is_in_fact_one_of_the/ (depresso_jesso)
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Lamps in videogames use real electricity.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egz5mh/lamps_in_videogames_use_real_electricity/ ([deleted])
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When many people queue for fast food, it's not fast anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egz53a/when_many_people_queue_for_fast_food_its_not_fast/ (Z3USXI)
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The most unrealistic scene of Home Alone 2 is Kevin being alone at a completely empty Rockefeller Center. Rockefeller Center is ANYTHING but empty during the holidays.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egz4u0/the_most_unrealistic_scene_of_home_alone_2_is/ (ZeeStarr22)
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When a female is born, she already has developed all of the eggs she's ever going to make, so if you think about it, you are from your grandma's womb.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egz4in/when_a_female_is_born_she_already_has_developed/ (Alcremie_Taster69)
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Wolverine will never get rid of his uncircumcised pp

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egz43m/wolverine_will_never_get_rid_of_his_uncircumcised/ (M4dCh34t3r)
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We can play speed ball with the amygdala if you keep touching it side to side with your fingers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egz3yo/we_can_play_speed_ball_with_the_amygdala_if_you/ (ppaforito)
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Showers are man made water falls

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egz3qo/showers_are_man_made_water_falls/ (Ferraribaconboi)
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People who say not to be overconfident are often the ones who are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egz3ik/people_who_say_not_to_be_overconfident_are_often/ (sodaninjar)
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If you were to remove all the air from inside an ice cube, it would float inside water as if it were in space.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egz3fw/if_you_were_to_remove_all_the_air_from_inside_an/ (SaucyPilgrim)
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Naming a child is either the easiest or the hardest thing to do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egz2sm/naming_a_child_is_either_the_easiest_or_the/ (tima239)
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Baby yoda looks like a lot like gizmo from gremlins

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egz2sb/baby_yoda_looks_like_a_lot_like_gizmo_from/ (178139)
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If you feel like you're drowning, act like you're drowning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egz2ca/if_you_feel_like_youre_drowning_act_like_youre/ (PenguinSiesta)
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Maybe the cyber truck just hasn’t rendered in yet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egz29v/maybe_the_cyber_truck_just_hasnt_rendered_in_yet/ (ScionWarrior)
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All green beans are beans that are green, but not all beans that are green are green beans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egz24p/all_green_beans_are_beans_that_are_green_but_not/ (Malted_Wheaties)
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According to the theory of relativity, teleportation and time-travel are technically the same thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egz1z7/according_to_the_theory_of_relativity/ (GamerMole)
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Technically, every film was a book before being put on the big screen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egz1bq/technically_every_film_was_a_book_before_being/ (Jraeco)
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We are less then 72 hours away from a new decade.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egz1b9/we_are_less_then_72_hours_away_from_a_new_decade/ (tima239)
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Phone screens might have gotten larger to make higher resolution phones easier to manufacture.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egz0yg/phone_screens_might_have_gotten_larger_to_make/ (Ronx3000)
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Baby Yoda is a yodaling

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egz0w2/baby_yoda_is_a_yodaling/ (death_of_gnats)
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Considering all the other differences in measurement for the metric and imperial systems, it's impressive we all agreed to measure time into seconds, minutes, etc.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egz0vc/considering_all_the_other_differences_in/ (platanopower8)
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Family are the only people we didn't choose to be in our life, and yet they are the people we love the most.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egz0kq/family_are_the_only_people_we_didnt_choose_to_be/ (FluffyDescription)
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if you hit yourself and it hurts are you strong or weak

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egz0ec/if_you_hit_yourself_and_it_hurts_are_you_strong/ (LostMermaid1093)
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The Earth is an onion, as it has layers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyzq8/the_earth_is_an_onion_as_it_has_layers/ (Father-Pork)
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Nobody knows what chloroform smells like

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyzo7/nobody_knows_what_chloroform_smells_like/ (DuperGX)
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Every single garbage truck in the nation carries that same distinct smell, dispite the fact that every single person buys different things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyzka/every_single_garbage_truck_in_the_nation_carries/ (jonathan_winner)
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Every parent let's there kids eat fries, the problem is if they finish them or not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyzix/every_parent_lets_there_kids_eat_fries_the/ (Elruler22)
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Your tongue knows the inside of your mouth better than your hand

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyyi5/your_tongue_knows_the_inside_of_your_mouth_better/ (G0LD99)
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Some people grow up, some people grow dumb.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyyep/some_people_grow_up_some_people_grow_dumb/ (Negative_Juan)
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When you go North eventually you will be going South. However If you go West you will never start going East.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyy1p/when_you_go_north_eventually_you_will_be_going/ (Big_B0y69)
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Rats we're O.G. Chicken Wings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyx3m/rats_were_og_chicken_wings/ (TunaWiggler)
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The emperor from "Emperor's New Clothes" folk tale is the biggest idiot alive. Even if every word the tailors said was true, the story would have ended the exact same way. Even if he actually had such a robe, since only the wise can see it, he may as well be walking down the street naked anyway.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egywi4/the_emperor_from_emperors_new_clothes_folk_tale/ (Thisisnotatest7)
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Mensa is a society of confirmed geniuses. And in that community there is one person who is the least intelligent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egywa3/mensa_is_a_society_of_confirmed_geniuses_and_in/ (dpmckenna37)
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Everykill you get in a Battleroyale is a killstreak

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyw7x/everykill_you_get_in_a_battleroyale_is_a/ (HappyHobbit7012)
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Unless they got it from seeing other people use it, when someone uses an insult a lot it is usually because it hurt them a lot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyw4x/unless_they_got_it_from_seeing_other_people_use/ (YeetusYotusBoi)
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Sex dreams are only fun for single people....

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyvzd/sex_dreams_are_only_fun_for_single_people/ (yalortackson)
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Dick shaming is the same as body shaming, it just goes against the feminine agenda so they don’t talk about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyvr2/dick_shaming_is_the_same_as_body_shaming_it_just/ (Lil_cheesestick13)
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There’s most likely an atom that was on an Oreo on you at this moment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyvr1/theres_most_likely_an_atom_that_was_on_an_oreo_on/ (THATJ4CK)
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You might not live for 100 years but you will definitely be dead for 100 years

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyuwg/you_might_not_live_for_100_years_but_you_will/ (BlebdDep)
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Hermione Granger likes Ginger Nuts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyuw3/hermione_granger_likes_ginger_nuts/ (Father-Pork)
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So many robots would never turn evil if there creators didn't install red lights in there eyes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyuo9/so_many_robots_would_never_turn_evil_if_there/ (zerintheGREAT)
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Any knife can be a pocket knife if you have big enough pockets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyu9l/any_knife_can_be_a_pocket_knife_if_you_have_big/ (Chodanmatt)
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We measure the quality of a product by how much it resists being used in a way that it was not intended

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyt2j/we_measure_the_quality_of_a_product_by_how_much/ (timmyhigh)
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Everyone probably holds a very specific world record

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyszf/everyone_probably_holds_a_very_specific_world/ (Shlomp4life)
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Our brains remember our dreams as if they were any other memory.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyswt/our_brains_remember_our_dreams_as_if_they_were/ (Xenostra_)
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You going to sleep in a vehicle of the person who is driving is an endmost expression of trust

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egysle/you_going_to_sleep_in_a_vehicle_of_the_person_who/ (Thebest1218)
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Danger Days, an MCR that was set in the future when it was released, will be set in the past in a couple of days

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egysks/danger_days_an_mcr_that_was_set_in_the_future/ (Fetusgobbler____)
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Companies that make 1000 piece puzzles could get away with leaving out a piece because people would just think they lost it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyscm/companies_that_make_1000_piece_puzzles_could_get/ (Putterduck)
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There are more butt cheeks in this world than people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egys1u/there_are_more_butt_cheeks_in_this_world_than/ (DaNASCARMem)
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When you have a hard time deciding on something, it's either because the options are all equally good, or all equally terrible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyrz6/when_you_have_a_hard_time_deciding_on_something/ (NightFerry)
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There’s almost always fungus among us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyre9/theres_almost_always_fungus_among_us/ (Mansierge)
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So proverbs are mnemonics for wisdom.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyr3v/so_proverbs_are_mnemonics_for_wisdom/ (XtronikMD)
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When a joke says "only x group of people understand this", more people understand it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyqd2/when_a_joke_says_only_x_group_of_people/ (FrancoIsFit)
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If you lived to 113 you would become a teenager again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyq1r/if_you_lived_to_113_you_would_become_a_teenager/ (SansSnans)
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In a few days, one side of the world will be in a new decade while the other side is stuck in the old one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egypx4/in_a_few_days_one_side_of_the_world_will_be_in_a/ (its_Shithead)
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If you've never heard of Star Wars, you might assume it's the title of some type of celebrity drama show.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egypn6/if_youve_never_heard_of_star_wars_you_might/ (flarn2006)
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Electric fans are complete opposites of windmills. Windmills use wind to generate electricity and electric fans use electricity to generate wind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egypl1/electric_fans_are_complete_opposites_of_windmills/ (ricardomilosisking)
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In Star Wars Darth Vader uses his hands to channel the force even though he doesn't have any arms after being defeated by obi wan on Mustafar.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyp17/in_star_wars_darth_vader_uses_his_hands_to/ (Herthen9903)
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It is likely that you will make direct eye contact with someone who will one day be famous and not remember it once they are famous.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyozc/it_is_likely_that_you_will_make_direct_eye/ (your-time-is-wasted)
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It's kind ironic that most our body's ways of fighting viruses make us more uncomfortable in the process.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyo2p/its_kind_ironic_that_most_our_bodys_ways_of/ (Wizardofazna)
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The yellow skittles taste like froot loops

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyn95/the_yellow_skittles_taste_like_froot_loops/ (Brundle_fly_)
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Undressing in front of strangers or people you barely know is weird, unless you're a stripper or having a one night stand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egymv1/undressing_in_front_of_strangers_or_people_you/ (BLSpeedy52)
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A 33cl bottle looks like more but a 33cl can feels like more

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egymee/a_33cl_bottle_looks_like_more_but_a_33cl_can/ (NordicGoat)
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It’s normal to see a woman wearing nothing but a bra in a tv commercial but weird to see a woman wearing nothing but a bra in public

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egylw0/its_normal_to_see_a_woman_wearing_nothing_but_a/ (GingerbeardB)
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If the moon landing had happened in today's era, people would find the "one small step" line to be forced and cringey.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egylaj/if_the_moon_landing_had_happened_in_todays_era/ (C-Ron)
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Having a full tank of gas actually gives you less gas mileage due to the added weight.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyl0m/having_a_full_tank_of_gas_actually_gives_you_less/ (Trentin96)
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Laws are a form of magic, legislators are wizards, and criminals are immune and/or resistant to law magic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egykvh/laws_are_a_form_of_magic_legislators_are_wizards/ (Raynstormm)
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"CTRL ALT DELETE" is sort of your computer's safe-word.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egykmy/ctrl_alt_delete_is_sort_of_your_computers_safeword/ (AstaraTheAltmer)
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Amazing in our lifetime we come to find out the cartoon "The Jetsons"isn't so futuristic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyjhu/amazing_in_our_lifetime_we_come_to_find_out_the/ (shdchko)
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If a w is a 'double-u', then www is a 'hexa-u'.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyjex/if_a_w_is_a_doubleu_then_www_is_a_hexau/ (Lord_lenkesh)
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You shouldn't constantly seek people's approval because it will make you lose their approval

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyj2m/you_shouldnt_constantly_seek_peoples_approval/ (sinsforbreakfast)
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Because luke was brought back as an older version of luke when he became a force ghost but anakin was brought back as a younger version of himself. Technically luke is older than his own father

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyiqb/because_luke_was_brought_back_as_an_older_version/ (XxHoodedWolfxX)
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Your happiness level is directly related to how close to your wifi you are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyikr/your_happiness_level_is_directly_related_to_how/ (globalklaus)
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Water is the only substance on earth that can fall as fast as a rain drop and as slow as a feather floating to the ground

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyikl/water_is_the_only_substance_on_earth_that_can/ (Lunasi)
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There is a chance that you have broken some world record at some point in your life, and you will never know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyifb/there_is_a_chance_that_you_have_broken_some_world/ (keeper_santi1)
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Technically, we are all man made.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyi6f/technically_we_are_all_man_made/ (boltdrone89)
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Someone who is known as a good liar is actually a bad liar

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyhky/someone_who_is_known_as_a_good_liar_is_actually_a/ (BlackChinChompa)
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Snow on a frozen lake makes the ice water sandwiched by water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egygh1/snow_on_a_frozen_lake_makes_the_ice_water/ (LowRezDragon)
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If muffins are drier than cupcakes, then a dry cupcake is actually a muffin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyg18/if_muffins_are_drier_than_cupcakes_then_a_dry/ (wherethechocolatesat)
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Beatboxers must have some of the most patient parents.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyfoz/beatboxers_must_have_some_of_the_most_patient/ (flunkyclaus)
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Baby yoda could be a female

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyexg/baby_yoda_could_be_a_female/ (Invent-C)
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Since we breathe air through our lungs, we are already exercising from the day we were born

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyego/since_we_breathe_air_through_our_lungs_we_are/ (QuakerCokes)
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Everyone talks about parents mislabeling depression as just being sad, but no one talks about parents mislabeling anxiety as just being shy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egye9x/everyone_talks_about_parents_mislabeling/ (mythandmagic1)
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In shows/movies/games, a character’s theme must be so flattering for the actor. They have a song made just for them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egye21/in_showsmoviesgames_a_characters_theme_must_be_so/ (geraldo-of-rivia)
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People in the 1920s probably thought it was weird that the 1820s would no longer be referred to as "the 20s"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyduy/people_in_the_1920s_probably_thought_it_was_weird/ (TomNookTheCook)
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Repetitiveness is going through a lot of "It's the end of the world!" theories every year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egydif/repetitiveness_is_going_through_a_lot_of_its_the/ (Noganeto1)
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Taking the first bite of a burger determines where the back of it is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egydgg/taking_the_first_bite_of_a_burger_determines/ (hjh12221)
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Whether something is Fact or Opinion is in itself an Opinion, meaning this sentence is also an Opinion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egydep/whether_something_is_fact_or_opinion_is_in_itself/ ([deleted])
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Cold drinks that get warm suck as bad as warm drinks that get cold.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egycjv/cold_drinks_that_get_warm_suck_as_bad_as_warm/ (Deathbysnusnubooboo)
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When you swallow your spit, you are drinking juice that is the flavor of whatever you last ate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egycjq/when_you_swallow_your_spit_you_are_drinking_juice/ (moomslol)
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We were all once the youngest organisms in the universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyci6/we_were_all_once_the_youngest_organisms_in_the/ (falconheavyboi)
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The T26 Super Perishing is the mad max version of the M26 perishing tank

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyceu/the_t26_super_perishing_is_the_mad_max_version_of/ (Jammygamer2)
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We scratch/stroke our pets the way that feels most comfortable on our hands, not our pets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyccj/we_scratchstroke_our_pets_the_way_that_feels_most/ (OhhhhCharles)
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There are repercussions for the choices you made in your Significant Others dream

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyca5/there_are_repercussions_for_the_choices_you_made/ (invertedparadoxxx)
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It’s really annoying when the ad for the video you want to watch is longer than the video itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyc4c/its_really_annoying_when_the_ad_for_the_video_you/ (Username_Checks-Out-)
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"Snake" was probably the most popular game in 1999 (on one of Nokia's monochrome, and roughly 100 pixel, phones)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyc0g/snake_was_probably_the_most_popular_game_in_1999/ (UnstablePersonality3)
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Cheap blojobs are low blows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egybp3/cheap_blojobs_are_low_blows/ (GameKnightx259)
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The male version of a period would probably be blue balls if it occurred monthly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egybgm/the_male_version_of_a_period_would_probably_be/ (Blizzard2227)
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There is nothing more embarassing than embarassing yourself in front of other

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyb65/there_is_nothing_more_embarassing_than/ ([deleted])
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Private body parts are only private because we’ve said they were.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egyadt/private_body_parts_are_only_private_because_weve/ (HandlessDerpFace)
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Doing the sign language signs a little differently is similar to having an accent while talking

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egy9w9/doing_the_sign_language_signs_a_little/ (the_big_dingus13)
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There are more nipples in the world than people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egy9n2/there_are_more_nipples_in_the_world_than_people/ (GoatGamZ)
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You can’t say the alphabet without your lips touching together

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egy8sr/you_cant_say_the_alphabet_without_your_lips/ (knock_0ff)
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Your friends, who know each other, are group therapy for each other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egy8iw/your_friends_who_know_each_other_are_group/ (scysho)
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There's a point where you're too old to play pretend but too young to role play with a girl

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egy7v0/theres_a_point_where_youre_too_old_to_play/ (SurrealSound290902)
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your brain automatically translates “wtf” but not “lol”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egy7qc/your_brain_automatically_translates_wtf_but_not/ (marta_noob)
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The first recipient of an eventually famous award likely couldn’t impress anyone by including it on a resumé.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egy7ga/the_first_recipient_of_an_eventually_famous_award/ (justfrench)
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Sunday is technically a week start, not a weekend

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egy72f/sunday_is_technically_a_week_start_not_a_weekend/ (IDontFeelSoG0odStark)
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Electricity (and other bills like that) are DLC for your apartment/house

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egy649/electricity_and_other_bills_like_that_are_dlc_for/ (I-am-Bard)
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The plastic revival will happen 300 years from now, when a few plastic luthiers and craftsmen will investigate and try to recreate our current techniques and models.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egy5pg/the_plastic_revival_will_happen_300_years_from/ (ubiquae)
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An orgasm is as equally 'useful' to send yourself to sleep, as it is for waking yourself up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egy55w/an_orgasm_is_as_equally_useful_to_send_yourself/ (EuthanizedEjaculate)
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Most people love their dogs but dislike yours

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egy4xl/most_people_love_their_dogs_but_dislike_yours/ (Dashover)
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The 's/' would better at the beginning of comments so that they are read in a sarcastic tone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egy3te/the_s_would_better_at_the_beginning_of_comments/ (cthulhu_reigns)
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Necessity is the mother of invention but making money is definitely the father.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egy31n/necessity_is_the_mother_of_invention_but_making/ (bplturner)
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Law enforcement officers who stop and ticket you forget about the interaction rather quickly, but you’ll likely remember them and that moment for the rest of your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egy2by/law_enforcement_officers_who_stop_and_ticket_you/ (klinsmann45)
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When someone says “Take the how you will,” they usually know that it will be taken poorly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egy2a4/when_someone_says_take_the_how_you_will_they/ (Scottylad13)
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frostie the wendys ice cream cone the snowman lived on christmas

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egy1v7/frostie_the_wendys_ice_cream_cone_the_snowman/ (Daggerdinger)
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Putting a tree in your house and covering it with lights is a very strange way of celebrating anything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egy1r8/putting_a_tree_in_your_house_and_covering_it_with/ (allthekos)
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Bee pussy is to die for

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egy1qx/bee_pussy_is_to_die_for/ (Koomba72A)
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Wine is a premade cocktail

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egy1g8/wine_is_a_premade_cocktail/ (asimpleman415)
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Plazas with few lights are scarier than plazas with no lights

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egy1b7/plazas_with_few_lights_are_scarier_than_plazas/ (LucaDev16)
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If there are an equal amount of men and women in the world then the is one testicle for every person in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egy0t7/if_there_are_an_equal_amount_of_men_and_women_in/ (velvetblunder03)
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It must take a long time to eat an ogre, since they have so many layers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egy0lt/it_must_take_a_long_time_to_eat_an_ogre_since/ (UK_WeaponX06)
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When you wake up in your dreams, you don't remember your day, but when you wake up from that dream, you remember very little (or nothing) from that dream

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egy0jp/when_you_wake_up_in_your_dreams_you_dont_remember/ (seplei)
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men who think women don't fart are in for a real surprise after they get married

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egxzxf/men_who_think_women_dont_fart_are_in_for_a_real/ (hjh12221)
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You crush food with your skeleton before you swallow it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egxzdt/you_crush_food_with_your_skeleton_before_you/ (kudnurub)
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If you bend a blind man's cane he gets dizzy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egxzcq/if_you_bend_a_blind_mans_cane_he_gets_dizzy/ (paulohdl403)
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Since we are all governed by the properties of solid, liquid, and gas molecules, therefore, there will always be a teensy tiny space when sitting down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egxg9q/since_we_are_all_governed_by_the_properties_of/ (QuakerCokes)
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Vampires can’t get boners

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egxaqk/vampires_cant_get_boners/ (AnSchroeder)
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Still there are roughly 180 millions people will not able to see new decade.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egxak8/still_there_are_roughly_180_millions_people_will/ (256Moin256)
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in sad scenes like people dying, happy music (the orchestral ones) makes the scene even more sad, and in happy scenes like happy endings, sad music makes it even more happier

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egq85z/in_sad_scenes_like_people_dying_happy_music_the/ (Deyask-The_Megumim)
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If "Ejaculation is murder" then a woman not getting pregnant and in stead having her period is manslaughter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egpjax/if_ejaculation_is_murder_then_a_woman_not_getting/ (PedeBoi)
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Anything underground is also above ground.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egde9b/anything_underground_is_also_above_ground/ (MassiR77)
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There is no way to face your problem if your problem is your face

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egddt5/there_is_no_way_to_face_your_problem_if_your/ (mee-stoopeed)
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The humаn body is reаlly quiet for evеrything it doеs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egddmw/the_humаn_body_is_reаlly_quiet_for_evеrything_it/ (irdron)
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Cowboys go yee haw and ninjas go hee yaw

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egdcz2/cowboys_go_yee_haw_and_ninjas_go_hee_yaw/ (pixelgamer552)
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There is a 100% chance you will see this

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egdcwj/there_is_a_100_chance_you_will_see_this/ (mrAnonymousCzech)
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Amazon's Alexa is the worlds best player of Simon Says

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egdch9/amazons_alexa_is_the_worlds_best_player_of_simon/ (TheGlobglogabgolab)
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Considering how many cats are adopted off the street, there's no doubt that many people's outdoor cats are accidentally adopted as a stray.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egdc2f/considering_how_many_cats_are_adopted_off_the/ (Jeffrey_Strange)
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If vampires drink tea then they use tampons instead of the regular tea bags

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egdboq/if_vampires_drink_tea_then_they_use_tampons/ (SweatySpedy_)
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It takes losing a loved one to truly appreciate who they were.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egdabr/it_takes_losing_a_loved_one_to_truly_appreciate/ (DudeManGuyLulz)
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You can see, feel and hear thoughts and memories... without seeing them, feeling them or hearing them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egd9pe/you_can_see_feel_and_hear_thoughts_and_memories/ (MalO_ver_1)
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Cats are gold diggers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egd8rl/cats_are_gold_diggers/ (bjchoyce)
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Considering that the Scooby Doo gang has their own very popular brand of dog food/snacks that can be found in grocery stores in their universe, they don’t even need the money they receive for solving mysteries. It’s just a hobby.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egd8mq/considering_that_the_scooby_doo_gang_has_their/ (lizl0rd420)
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You can be 20 while your older twin is 19 depending on your time zones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egd8f6/you_can_be_20_while_your_older_twin_is_19/ (imregrettingthis)
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It’s really not that hard to never end up in jail.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egd88p/its_really_not_that_hard_to_never_end_up_in_jail/ (HungryChefBrockett)
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Oscar the Grouch was a trash talker

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egd87b/oscar_the_grouch_was_a_trash_talker/ (invertedparadoxxx)
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Trees that are cut down to make jenga blocks are forever cursed to constantly relive their death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/egd7n5/trees_that_are_cut_down_to_make_jenga_blocks_are/ (RSI_MK)
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Jedi can play twister by themselves by using the force to spin the spinner.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eeofvp/jedi_can_play_twister_by_themselves_by_using_the/ (AnimalBoat)
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Cats probably think we meow at them too

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eelib8/cats_probably_think_we_meow_at_them_too/ (Joe-Eff)
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Fish have no knowledge how it is on land

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eeky6p/fish_have_no_knowledge_how_it_is_on_land/ (Dooninator)
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Painting your room's walls over and over is shrinking it's size.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eekxr6/painting_your_rooms_walls_over_and_over_is/ (OmulBun1)
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The nicer a gift is wrapped the more expensive it’s expected to be.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eekxqg/the_nicer_a_gift_is_wrapped_the_more_expensive/ (SilkySweetMel)
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Anything is scratch and sniff if you scratch it and then sniff it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eekxq4/anything_is_scratch_and_sniff_if_you_scratch_it/ (invertedparadoxxx)
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A circle is a shape, a letter and a number.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ee31b6/a_circle_is_a_shape_a_letter_and_a_number/ (sabssk)
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In Medieval times, certain people in kings courts got paid to have showerthoughts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ee2w9i/in_medieval_times_certain_people_in_kings_courts/ (Ninjagrandpa16)
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We applaud those who can express complex human emotions by calling them deep or in touch with themselves, while condemning those who feel those same emotions but can't express as eloquently or as acceptably.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ee2w6t/we_applaud_those_who_can_express_complex_human/ (TeutonicAlmighty)
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Once you start clapping, you never stop. It’s just longer pauses between each clap.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ee2w39/once_you_start_clapping_you_never_stop_its_just/ ([deleted])
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One good thing about Christmas shopping is that it toughens and prepares you for the end of year sales.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ee2vup/one_good_thing_about_christmas_shopping_is_that/ (sabssk)
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GF just farted in her sleep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ee2vp9/gf_just_farted_in_her_sleep/ (rnielsen776)
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There are no pregnant Asians seen, even though their population is one of the highest.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ee2vad/there_are_no_pregnant_asians_seen_even_though/ (jamieluke97)
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In a matter of time Modern English will be looked down like Old English

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ee2cgb/in_a_matter_of_time_modern_english_will_be_looked/ (RushStapler)
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Squidwards nose and eyes kinds look like an erect penis

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ee2cck/squidwards_nose_and_eyes_kinds_look_like_an_erect/ ([deleted])
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The stars in the night sky are actually our daylight hours for thousands of other suns.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ee00l9/the_stars_in_the_night_sky_are_actually_our/ (FloppyButtHoleJuice)
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So if humans have 5 millions pores on their body. that means we are more of a sponge than spongebob is, as we are also taller.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ee00ky/so_if_humans_have_5_millions_pores_on_their_body/ (beta25)
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To conduct research misconduct, one must conduct research.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ee00fo/to_conduct_research_misconduct_one_must_conduct/ (PavloShopin)
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For 5 million years humans never worked, went through life without alcohol or cigs, and both genders depended on each other for survival. Now most people can't survive without money, drink or smoke to calm their nerves, and want nothing to do with each other.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/edp5mr/for_5_million_years_humans_never_worked_went/ (Ctown_struggles00)
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Bisexuals have twice the potential candidates for a relation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/edp5md/bisexuals_have_twice_the_potential_candidates_for/ (A_Raheem)
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Considering we are the only intelligent life in our solar system, we can safely say that we have the largest building in the solar system, and the highest grossing movies in the solar system.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/edbw9i/considering_we_are_the_only_intelligent_life_in/ (nurd_on_a_computer)
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Good tattoo artists have great handwriting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecyx4k/good_tattoo_artists_have_great_handwriting/ (assafica)
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If a tattoo artist messes up he could just tattoo over it in skin colour.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecywf9/if_a_tattoo_artist_messes_up_he_could_just_tattoo/ (ibraguy)
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It must be expensive/time consuming to find parasites in someone with paranoia.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecyvu1/it_must_be_expensivetime_consuming_to_find/ (__pure)
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People often say that you shouldn't grocery shop on an empty stomach, However shopping while you're completely full and can't even think about eating is arguably worse

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecyv16/people_often_say_that_you_shouldnt_grocery_shop/ (mechspaghetty)
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There has probably been a time where you picked your book back up and accidentally skipped a line or two without noticing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecyuur/there_has_probably_been_a_time_where_you_picked/ (unforeseen_tangent)
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In the future, people will want to get coal from Santa.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecyu9b/in_the_future_people_will_want_to_get_coal_from/ (BullyHunter_67)
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If you think about it, no one has ever been in an 100% full room

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecytxn/if_you_think_about_it_no_one_has_ever_been_in_an/ (Plummer_boi)
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The way the world is today, it is surprising that Pedos haven't tried to claim they IDENTIFY as minors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecytow/the_way_the_world_is_today_it_is_surprising_that/ (JurassicParkGastown)
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Churches and Movie Theaters: You can tell how late someone arrived by how close they are seated to the front row.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecyszf/churches_and_movie_theaters_you_can_tell_how_late/ (boilerup4444)
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People with degrees technically aren't straight anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecysoo/people_with_degrees_technically_arent_straight/ (_dysthymia)
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Getting world’s first of something is pretty tough. If everyone actively tried to get world’s last, that’d be tough too.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecysf5/getting_worlds_first_of_something_is_pretty_tough/ (Furious_copter)
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We say the alarm is going off, but actually it is turning on

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecys5h/we_say_the_alarm_is_going_off_but_actually_it_is/ (babette_adriana)
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Andy's toys (from Toy Story) must be scarred from watching him masturbate so much growing up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecyrfs/andys_toys_from_toy_story_must_be_scarred_from/ (666tothe66)
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Lesbians watch the same type of porn straight guys watch

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecyr11/lesbians_watch_the_same_type_of_porn_straight/ (LightheartedFire)
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Most people don't look up to Danny DeVito

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecyqvo/most_people_dont_look_up_to_danny_devito/ ([deleted])
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The Mandalorian takes Boba Fetts coolness to a whole other level.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecyqjd/the_mandalorian_takes_boba_fetts_coolness_to_a/ (cfh234)
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Most people are afraid of the idea that robots or AI could possibly overtake the human race but don't consider that we ourselves are turning into robots when we put technology on our bodies, like airpods and smartwatches.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecyoj3/most_people_are_afraid_of_the_idea_that_robots_or/ (sinisterl6)
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Life is eternal suffering and pain

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecyogr/life_is_eternal_suffering_and_pain/ (xXx_Pu55ySl4yr_xXx)
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Selective memory. It's like having the camera on and framed, but forgetting to push the record button.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecyodc/selective_memory_its_like_having_the_camera_on/ (kristianlsnow)
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Whenever you see a picture of yourself you always manage to find a way to spot something that you don't like about yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecyoa0/whenever_you_see_a_picture_of_yourself_you_always/ (stoney_x)
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Plastic surgery is a way for us to fix our creator's horrible mistakes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecynrc/plastic_surgery_is_a_way_for_us_to_fix_our/ (sracastisarcastic)
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The original definition of "gay" is "happy", which definitely didn't apply to gay people while it was still a crime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecynb2/the_original_definition_of_gay_is_happy_which/ (YAMMAS_YT)
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If death was the end of all men then the wicked would have a good bargain in dying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecyn7o/if_death_was_the_end_of_all_men_then_the_wicked/ (yungdenzel)
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As less people use cash, finding coins in your couch will be a less common occurence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecymxh/as_less_people_use_cash_finding_coins_in_your/ (bengoumaII)
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Life is the epitome of pay-to-win. You can go through life normally, but having money unlocks features that make it easier.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecymnk/life_is_the_epitome_of_paytowin_you_can_go/ (Rynin101)
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The original definition of "gay" is "happy", which definitely didn't apply to gay people while is was still a crime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecym0x/the_original_definition_of_gay_is_happy_which/ ([deleted])
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Your nose can run but not walk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecykqe/your_nose_can_run_but_not_walk/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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We stole the idea of gushers from chicken eggs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecykc8/we_stole_the_idea_of_gushers_from_chicken_eggs/ (bowl-filled-with-air)
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If you woke up and suddenly found you were a cat, probably would just go back to sleep

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecyj2b/if_you_woke_up_and_suddenly_found_you_were_a_cat/ (moneybot13)
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You either have your shirt tucked in your pants or your pants tucked in your shirt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecyj0m/you_either_have_your_shirt_tucked_in_your_pants/ (arslanamr1)
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No matter how tough we show on the outside, when it comes to choices in video games we always pick those choices in which the NPC does not get hurt.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecyiyx/no_matter_how_tough_we_show_on_the_outside_when/ (Benji________)
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Spoilers for Monster's Inc and Mandalorian

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecyihb/spoilers_for_monsters_inc_and_mandalorian/ (JeffJohnsonIII)
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Australians and bostonians say “yard” the same way

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecyiep/australians_and_bostonians_say_yard_the_same_way/ (Qockeldoo)
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Stains are when you accidentally dye your clothes a color you don't want.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecyi3c/stains_are_when_you_accidentally_dye_your_clothes/ (Jim_Cr0w)
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Australians and bostonians say “yard” the same way

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecyhse/australians_and_bostonians_say_yard_the_same_way/ (Qockeldoo)
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Huge cities are little but a result of “fear of missing out”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecyheq/huge_cities_are_little_but_a_result_of_fear_of/ (Verimage)
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We might have avoided extinction from a virus that died with another species that went extinct

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecyhd2/we_might_have_avoided_extinction_from_a_virus/ (ixnine)
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There had to be at least one person who’s first word was “antidisestablishmentarianism”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecyh5e/there_had_to_be_at_least_one_person_whos_first/ (ThingyThinger19)
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It's often said that humans in developed societies are really fortunate to have been born in this generation but when you think about it it's super lucky for modern cats to have been born now rather than in eras where they were straight up vilified.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecyh27/its_often_said_that_humans_in_developed_societies/ (duaneap)
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People adopt dogs and cats as a way to fulfil their inner desire to have/take care of a baby.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecygx8/people_adopt_dogs_and_cats_as_a_way_to_fulfil/ (jeffpc1993)
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At one point in history, people used to view writing as much as complicated as coding is seem for the people who don't know it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecygu5/at_one_point_in_history_people_used_to_view/ (big_brainer)
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If holding in a fart was physically impossible, then farting in public wouldn't be nearly as rude.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecygsb/if_holding_in_a_fart_was_physically_impossible/ (Gupoy)
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Someone made up dinosaur sounds without even hearing them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecyfc3/someone_made_up_dinosaur_sounds_without_even/ (JOoOtaro)
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In the future it’ll be a big compliment for a human to be mistaken for an Android.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecyeo2/in_the_future_itll_be_a_big_compliment_for_a/ (StickToTheTopic)
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The difference between a serial killer and a mass murderer is efficiency

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecydvv/the_difference_between_a_serial_killer_and_a_mass/ (flaccidcollar)
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Our entire conception of reality is based on our five senses, which is a pretty terrible standard to go by.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecydm9/our_entire_conception_of_reality_is_based_on_our/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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Wrong is spelt wrong in the dictionary

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecyd8z/wrong_is_spelt_wrong_in_the_dictionary/ (SkittlesO7)
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Someone in the world would feel blessed if he/she switched places with you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecyd3l/someone_in_the_world_would_feel_blessed_if_heshe/ (AmaterasuWolf21)
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Characters that have horns in movies and stories never actually use them in fighting scenes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecycvs/characters_that_have_horns_in_movies_and_stories/ (Alnair09)
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“That’s a podcast worth listening to!” said nobody ever

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecyckn/thats_a_podcast_worth_listening_to_said_nobody/ (HungryChefBrockett)
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It’s sad that people are often looking for crazy cool motivational shit to believe in, but they almost never want to believe in themselves or each other. That strength is totally already there just waiting for us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecycjd/its_sad_that_people_are_often_looking_for_crazy/ (Celestial_Inferno)
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To know if cow milk or goat milk was consumable, they had to walk up to it and suck on it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecycbx/to_know_if_cow_milk_or_goat_milk_was_consumable/ (AyoDatBoi69)
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The dirtiest part of any of the planets is more germ free than the cleanest part of the earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecyc3o/the_dirtiest_part_of_any_of_the_planets_is_more/ (akashdas323)
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People get upset when somebody else is lying, but that somebody lies so the other person doesn’t get upset

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecybuj/people_get_upset_when_somebody_else_is_lying_but/ (rickyp1234)
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Out of the 206 bones we possess, our teeth are the only ones we clean.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecybit/out_of_the_206_bones_we_possess_our_teeth_are_the/ (Currynrice9728)
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One day in the distant future, there will one person who will be the last living human on Earth, all alone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecyb6q/one_day_in_the_distant_future_there_will_one/ (SmashEffect)
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Ryan Howard (US Office) is the stereotypical millennial boomers imagine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecyb6h/ryan_howard_us_office_is_the_stereotypical/ (Allen-a-Dale)
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To know if a mushroom is poisonous someone had to try it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecyb3j/to_know_if_a_mushroom_is_poisonous_someone_had_to/ (a_bunch_of_meatballs)
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Lesbian is a term made by porn companies to sell more gay porn

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecyai4/lesbian_is_a_term_made_by_porn_companies_to_sell/ (DefNottheMI6)
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You can "turn off" your sense of sight by closing your eyes, and your smell/ taste by holding your breath, but you can't really turn off hearing or feeling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecyaen/you_can_turn_off_your_sense_of_sight_by_closing/ (Pork_9)
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Who was the fires ine the worldd

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecya0h/who_was_the_fires_ine_the_worldd/ (ameriberry2234)
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You can lick the surface of the moon without worrying about germs. (And not get sick probably).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecy9u5/you_can_lick_the_surface_of_the_moon_without/ (akashdas323)
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A wheelchair is a chair without legs given to people without legs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecy989/a_wheelchair_is_a_chair_without_legs_given_to/ (JDRGaster)
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Everything relating to bad hair on here will be removed because everyone talked about it, even though the topics ablut it are totally different

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecy8r9/everything_relating_to_bad_hair_on_here_will_be/ (thatyeemokid)
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swords are people openers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecy8ke/swords_are_people_openers/ (imbeingfriendzoned)
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Attention must be the richest thing in the world, since everyone is always paying it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecy81f/attention_must_be_the_richest_thing_in_the_world/ (TimePotatoSalad)
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History units get shorter as years pass by

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecy7k9/history_units_get_shorter_as_years_pass_by/ (JTHockey735)
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Comedy Advice: The word Penis is much funnier in all lowercase

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecy6k6/comedy_advice_the_word_penis_is_much_funnier_in/ (RealPenisInspector)
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DNA and fingerprint testing ensure that an individual can be identified no matter their appearance. Soon, computer algorithms will probably exist that similarly identify an anonymous individual surfing the internet through that person's Google/internet search profile (when not browsing anonymously).

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecy6b8/dna_and_fingerprint_testing_ensure_that_an/ (DudeManGuyLulz)
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You can easily find Waldo amongst a thousand or so people but you can't find your other missing sock amongst your laundry pile.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecy5y5/you_can_easily_find_waldo_amongst_a_thousand_or/ (Readingislove)
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In the apocalypse, being good morally is ethically wrong.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecy5wo/in_the_apocalypse_being_good_morally_is_ethically/ (CityTrash13)
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If usps charges packages by weight helium companies are probably saving a fortune

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecy5lf/if_usps_charges_packages_by_weight_helium/ (chococrow)
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A toasted bagel is softer to eat than a bagel that isn't.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecy4vk/a_toasted_bagel_is_softer_to_eat_than_a_bagel/ (MaldingMadman)
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For most people the sense of dread is their shitty 6th sense

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecy4og/for_most_people_the_sense_of_dread_is_their/ (moneybot13)
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Red Bull supposedly gives you wings, but the red, bull logo doesn’t have wings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecy494/red_bull_supposedly_gives_you_wings_but_the_red/ (parker901)
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You have just died in million of your alternate realities .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecy3s3/you_have_just_died_in_million_of_your_alternate/ (RokoMK)
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Air probably has a distinct smell, but because we’ve been constantly smelling it our entire lives, we don’t notice it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecy3ch/air_probably_has_a_distinct_smell_but_because/ (PhoenixKnight777)
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If we can teach cows to walk on their two hind legs we would get twice the amount of tender meat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecy38d/if_we_can_teach_cows_to_walk_on_their_two_hind/ (SwampRatitoullie)
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If you like milk chocolate but not dark chocolate, you don't actually like chocolate; you like milk and sugar.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecy35d/if_you_like_milk_chocolate_but_not_dark_chocolate/ ([deleted])
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Technically "pigs in a blanket" are burritos without the other stuff.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecy32t/technically_pigs_in_a_blanket_are_burritos/ (invertedparadoxxx)
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There is a chance that Keanu Reeves wrote this sentence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecy2oe/there_is_a_chance_that_keanu_reeves_wrote_this/ (AkivaE)
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Even if it is extremely low, there is a chance that someone is born with nearly the exact same personality and IQ as famous scientists, such as Einstein or Hawking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecy2ao/even_if_it_is_extremely_low_there_is_a_chance/ (KJay_05)
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A certain song or music can become less enjoyable after being used in a TV or online ad.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecy1vs/a_certain_song_or_music_can_become_less_enjoyable/ (KamiUn)
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Putting milk in a Soda Stream.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecy15s/putting_milk_in_a_soda_stream/ (Motherhazelhoff)
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If Ween never released their album " The Mollusk" Hillenburg would have never gotten high listening to it and created SpongeBob SquarePants

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecy138/if_ween_never_released_their_album_the_mollusk/ (megustaponies2)
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1/3 of all comments and texts are probably typed in and then backspaced out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecy0z5/13_of_all_comments_and_texts_are_probably_typed/ (Agent-008)
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Davie504 is a much better bassist than Paul McCartney, the greatest musician of all time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecy09h/davie504_is_a_much_better_bassist_than_paul/ (jelly_blood)
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Ever notice how the cartoon grinch’a hair look like a whales tail

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecxzqi/ever_notice_how_the_cartoon_grincha_hair_look/ (marktheshark1265)
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Statistically speaking, if you make it to the Oval Office, you now have a 1 in 15 chance of getting charged with high crimes and misdemeanors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecxzo1/statistically_speaking_if_you_make_it_to_the_oval/ (JoeFas)
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Zombie apocalypse movies never account for the fact that the internet will probably still be up and therefore easier to organize a counter offensive and find survivors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecxyvo/zombie_apocalypse_movies_never_account_for_the/ (StudMuffinNick)
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If you don't wrap a gift, and instead have the recipient close their eyes. You are using that persons eyelids as the wrapping paper.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecxy4k/if_you_dont_wrap_a_gift_and_instead_have_the/ (SeraphsBlade)
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Smartass and dumbass are both insults

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecxxnn/smartass_and_dumbass_are_both_insults/ (slithering-tomato)
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If Christmas tree decorating wasn’t a thing millions of trees would already be dead

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecxxlk/if_christmas_tree_decorating_wasnt_a_thing/ (randomguyfromafrica)
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Celebrities probably use gifs of themselves in text messages.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecxxkh/celebrities_probably_use_gifs_of_themselves_in/ (nylharas)
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The person who invented the revolving door musted have hated holding doors open for people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecxxhc/the_person_who_invented_the_revolving_door_musted/ (FumblesMcFumbles)
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Sheep were the orginal sex toy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecxwsi/sheep_were_the_orginal_sex_toy/ (moneybot13)
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As an adult running with scissors is still dangerous but just never find yourself needing to do it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecxwgb/as_an_adult_running_with_scissors_is_still/ (moneybot13)
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Chia Pet is indirectly responsible for indoor micro-groweries everywhere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecxwed/chia_pet_is_indirectly_responsible_for_indoor/ (AcrolloPeed)
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It’s normal for girls to measure how good a kisser a guy but not the other way around

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecxw94/its_normal_for_girls_to_measure_how_good_a_kisser/ (theredditbear1)
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Man has two brains, the first in the head and the second in the spine who is responsible for guiding you on the autopilot when the first one is lost in thoughts and serves as an emergency mechanism against injuries (reflexes)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecxvug/man_has_two_brains_the_first_in_the_head_and_the/ (NarWisdom)
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If is mouse the singular of mice, why isn’t rouse the singular of rice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecxv8q/if_is_mouse_the_singular_of_mice_why_isnt_rouse/ (babette_adriana)
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Rick rolling has probably given the video more views than people actually wanting to listen to the song

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecxv27/rick_rolling_has_probably_given_the_video_more/ (coolit4)
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If you cook a meal with seafood, dairy and eggs in it, you're forcing a bunch of animals who otherwise never would have met to hang out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecxugj/if_you_cook_a_meal_with_seafood_dairy_and_eggs_in/ (PeggySourpuss)
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Every time you say just one second, the second had already passed while you’re halfway through it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecxtzz/every_time_you_say_just_one_second_the_second_had/ (Readingislove)
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For blind people every video is a podcast

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecxttd/for_blind_people_every_video_is_a_podcast/ (dwarfin18)
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LEGO Indiana Jones takes place in Nazi Germany

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecxt4y/lego_indiana_jones_takes_place_in_nazi_germany/ (Speedstormer123)
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Nobody has ever been inside an empty room

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecxsmb/nobody_has_ever_been_inside_an_empty_room/ (KingButt69)
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Virginia is virgin and vagina together

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecxs7k/virginia_is_virgin_and_vagina_together/ (SF-owlie)
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A raw steak costs the same as a cooked steak

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecxrl1/a_raw_steak_costs_the_same_as_a_cooked_steak/ (Samthedinoman00)
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Somehow Santa giving out gifts makes him constantly watching everyone all year significantly less creepy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecxrhd/somehow_santa_giving_out_gifts_makes_him/ (nerdmeetsworld)
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There is an immeasurable amount of a sphere that actually touches a surface

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecxrh9/there_is_an_immeasurable_amount_of_a_sphere_that/ (Ironmech233)
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2019 will be the last year in our lifetime with “teen” in it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecxqdi/2019_will_be_the_last_year_in_our_lifetime_with/ ([deleted])
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The good news is people who pee on the floor instead of in the urinal/toilet probably hit their shoes first

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecxq8b/the_good_news_is_people_who_pee_on_the_floor/ (archanonomon)
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You can eat everything, but some things only once.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecxq21/you_can_eat_everything_but_some_things_only_once/ (HappyFeet0)
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You often snort your own nasal discharge when sniffle. But it grosses you out to see people eating their boogers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecxpzv/you_often_snort_your_own_nasal_discharge_when/ (babysharkdoodoodoo)
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The dictionary contains every book you’ve ever read; just all out of order.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecxnje/the_dictionary_contains_every_book_youve_ever/ (DUIofPussy)
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if you order a pizza at 11:40 pm on 12/31/2019 and the pizza arrives at midnight, you can claim a refund by saying that the pizza was ordered in the last decade

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecxme4/if_you_order_a_pizza_at_1140_pm_on_12312019_and/ (X69X420XX69X420XD)
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Solar power is just long range nuclear power

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eck6nr/solar_power_is_just_long_range_nuclear_power/ (FiringSquadron)
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You have 1 to 2 minutes to live but every time you breath the timer resets

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eck6bv/you_have_1_to_2_minutes_to_live_but_every_time/ (The_Commentator_)
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Humans are probably the only species in history to have simultaneously found ways of mass producing and mass killing themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eck5cj/humans_are_probably_the_only_species_in_history/ (Pierrekidmia)
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Humans are probably the only species in history to have simultaneously found ways of mass producing and mass killing themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eck5c6/humans_are_probably_the_only_species_in_history/ (Pierrekidmia)
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Obi-Wan thinks stormtroopers have good marksmanship because he's only familiar with clone troopers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eck5br/obiwan_thinks_stormtroopers_have_good/ (Desecr8or)
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7.7 billion people have done the same thing every day and still have no idea have no idea how they did it! The act of falling asleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecibsz/77_billion_people_have_done_the_same_thing_every/ (SolarP0wer3d)
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It is not alloud in wamart to test hygene product from the shelve beore buying. Learned the hard way.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eciagc/it_is_not_alloud_in_wamart_to_test_hygene_product/ (xXx_Pu55ySl4yr_xXx)
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If you are being chased by a serial killer then both of you are running for your life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eci7yv/if_you_are_being_chased_by_a_serial_killer_then/ (BladesSkate)
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If time were reversed, all comebacks would instead be comeforwards

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/echk6w/if_time_were_reversed_all_comebacks_would_instead/ (DUIofPussy)
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Optometrists are probably very excited about all the jokes they get to make next year.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/echhv1/optometrists_are_probably_very_excited_about_all/ (theopinionateddude)
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If you are being chased by a serial killer, then both of you are running for your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ech77k/if_you_are_being_chased_by_a_serial_killer_then/ (AYKW)
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“Bruh” is the upgraded form of “Dude”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ech62e/bruh_is_the_upgraded_form_of_dude/ (SandCastleSam)
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There was a likely moment in your life where if you had bought a lottery ticket at that exact time, you’d be a millionaire today.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ech5xl/there_was_a_likely_moment_in_your_life_where_if/ (Herdnerfer)
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There’s a non-zero chance that one of the telemarketers you turned down was actually going to make you rich.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ech1vz/theres_a_nonzero_chance_that_one_of_the/ (fabedbcbgedege)
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Nothing pisses off a narcissist more than watching videos about their disorder around them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ech1rs/nothing_pisses_off_a_narcissist_more_than/ (MariaValkyrie)
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That moment you torpedo your thought by torching the comments.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ecgytc/that_moment_you_torpedo_your_thought_by_torching/ (HungryChefBrockett)
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It’s only socially acceptable to eat large amounts of junk food in a dark room, when your in a movie theater.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ec2xzl/its_only_socially_acceptable_to_eat_large_amounts/ (FyreXpRdt)
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If your parents are siblings you are your own cousin. Also you’re probably mutated or some shit like that)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ebleev/if_your_parents_are_siblings_you_are_your_own/ (Gurkspray)
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l don't really believe that sex exists

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ebldb6/l_dont_really_believe_that_sex_exists/ (BadassDentist)
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The main character in Wolfenstein 3D (William Blazkowicz) must have been carrying some serious bling while walking around those bunkers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ebld7d/the_main_character_in_wolfenstein_3d_william/ (fristnaem)
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If you said rap music today isn't real rap, rap fans would argue that it is. If you said that electronic music today is techno, edm fans would argue that it's not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eblcsr/if_you_said_rap_music_today_isnt_real_rap_rap/ (imod3)
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If you are born before January 1, 1996 you are older than Adobe Flash Player

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eblcn9/if_you_are_born_before_january_1_1996_you_are/ (WeirderComa)
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Telling your crush you like them is probably what it feels like when you are about to be executed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eb87q3/telling_your_crush_you_like_them_is_probably_what/ (bruhmius-momentum)
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If you ever find yourself commanding a clone army caught in an ambush yelling “Saves yourselves!” Would surely get everyone killed in the confusion.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eb37g8/if_you_ever_find_yourself_commanding_a_clone_army/ (CyberNinja23)
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After you tell your order to the waiter at a restaurant, you become the waiter

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eb336k/after_you_tell_your_order_to_the_waiter_at_a/ (suomipewkele)
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Most people die with a bad Kill Death ratio

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eazs35/most_people_die_with_a_bad_kill_death_ratio/ (Take_The_Merch_not_L)
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In movies exists a cliche where people hold friend's head over the toilet to barf after a night of booze, but not one where people hold friend's ass over the toilet after a night of spicy chili or tacos.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eazrel/in_movies_exists_a_cliche_where_people_hold/ (TeodorHH)
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Humans have to learn to swim, unlike nearly every other mammal where the skill comes naturally.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eay4xs/humans_have_to_learn_to_swim_unlike_nearly_every/ (UKMegaGeek)
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If you take the word gay and translate that into numbers, you get 7+1+25=33. The average of that number is 11, and three 11s in a row translates to KKK. Therefore being part of the KKK is gay.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eay4vl/if_you_take_the_word_gay_and_translate_that_into/ (CMuhunthan)
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People say "baby" a lot when they're making babies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eay4n9/people_say_baby_a_lot_when_theyre_making_babies/ (genode51ful)
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Dragonfruit is a fruit named after a mythical creature.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eay3oz/dragonfruit_is_a_fruit_named_after_a_mythical/ (DudeManGuyLulz)
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“Dog years” are actually human years, as they’re how we compare dogs ageing to humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eay2to/dog_years_are_actually_human_years_as_theyre_how/ (x_vxncent_x)
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When you where born, assuming you where born vaginal and feet first, at some point you briefly wore your mother as a hat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eay0uy/when_you_where_born_assuming_you_where_born/ (paulplutt)
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There are only two days in your life that aren't 24 hours long. The day you're born, and the day you die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eay0nw/there_are_only_two_days_in_your_life_that_arent/ ([deleted])
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A sneeze is bascially a nose orgasm

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eajfvu/a_sneeze_is_bascially_a_nose_orgasm/ (FanC_LP)
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You have 14 days left to play your most favorite Flash games

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eajfs1/you_have_14_days_left_to_play_your_most_favorite/ (d_ynamic)
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You don't know in which direction Snoo's antenna is moving in the loading screen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eajf9n/you_dont_know_in_which_direction_snoos_antenna_is/ (Soap_9yearold)
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Handwashing is washing something by hand whereas brainwashing is "washing" of the brain, rather than washing something with the brain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eajek8/handwashing_is_washing_something_by_hand_whereas/ (Levorak)
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If you sold your soul to the devil for eternal life staying as old as you are now does it really matter that you sold your spul since youll never go down there since the eternal youth thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eajeck/if_you_sold_your_soul_to_the_devil_for_eternal/ (ImTheTruePickle)
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Zombies want to eat brains because they think it will make the smart again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eairpp/zombies_want_to_eat_brains_because_they_think_it/ (Shikatanai)
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You are more likely to keep a coin that is worth 1$ instead of an actual dollar bill.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eaiqzs/you_are_more_likely_to_keep_a_coin_that_is_worth/ (flabberdoodle_)
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Every app is a dating app if you are Indian enough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eaioqq/every_app_is_a_dating_app_if_you_are_indian_enough/ (Aloop1324)
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Companies selling baby products depend on the birth rate to be high

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eafoxd/companies_selling_baby_products_depend_on_the/ (mug1wara26)
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Billie Eilish looks like she's always smelling her fart just before you do. And she knows it's a ripe one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/eaf3yp/billie_eilish_looks_like_shes_always_smelling_her/ (RamAir17)
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Ice doesn't actually give you cold... it just absorbs the heat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ea7x3t/ice_doesnt_actually_give_you_cold_it_just_absorbs/ (Wolfning)
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People wanting antibiotics any time they're sick is the adult version of putting a band-aid on anything that hurts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ea7wso/people_wanting_antibiotics_any_time_theyre_sick/ (swaggy_butthole)
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Mobile devices aren't actually mobile. You have to supply the mobility yourself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ea7wke/mobile_devices_arent_actually_mobile_you_have_to/ (Benams5211)
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If you are playing a racing game you are always speedrunning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ea7vq3/if_you_are_playing_a_racing_game_you_are_always/ (Doriftokingu86)
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When deaf people sleep, it's probably really scary because they can't hear or see what's going on around them. Just a black void.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9x5wq/when_deaf_people_sleep_its_probably_really_scary/ (waterycereal)
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A stopped clock is right more often than a moving clock, as a moving clock will move at a constant pace, but will always be inaccurate by at least a few milliseconds, while a stopped clock will at least be exactly right twice a day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9x5q2/a_stopped_clock_is_right_more_often_than_a_moving/ (SilphRoadPokemon)
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When you go to beach and get in the water, you are literaly swimming in the same water than some dinosaur 250 million years ago

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9x55g/when_you_go_to_beach_and_get_in_the_water_you_are/ (anthony_fdez)
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Candy canes are supposed to look like shepherd's crooks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9x4k8/candy_canes_are_supposed_to_look_like_shepherds/ (dah1451)
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The only thing stronger than a mother’s love is a mother’s disappointment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9x466/the_only_thing_stronger_than_a_mothers_love_is_a/ (rnielsen776)
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The human brain is so powerful that we can play entire pieces of music completely within our head

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9x3pj/the_human_brain_is_so_powerful_that_we_can_play/ (juiceloose101)
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Bullshit is the glue that binds us as a country.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9x2tf/bullshit_is_the_glue_that_binds_us_as_a_country/ (Negative_Juan)
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People won't laugh at the same funny thing over and over again, but might cry about the same sad thing over and over again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9x2h8/people_wont_laugh_at_the_same_funny_thing_over/ (WhomstTfAteAllMyDogs)
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Blind people probably have a lot of smudges on their sun glasses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9x2ac/blind_people_probably_have_a_lot_of_smudges_on/ (obscureferences)
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Chewy is where crunchy meets moist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9x1c6/chewy_is_where_crunchy_meets_moist/ (greenapple816)
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Santa eating milk and cookies at every house he stops at is the ultimate definition of “dessert stomach.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9x1c1/santa_eating_milk_and_cookies_at_every_house_he/ (strudel-berry)
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lemon squirt all over the walls INVISIBLE PAINT

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9x0q7/lemon_squirt_all_over_the_walls_invisible_paint/ (rawcraw90)
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Today the world can unite to say its 12-12-19

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9x0al/today_the_world_can_unite_to_say_its_121219/ (mishu227)
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an banana a ape an car a orca an box a eel

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9x07o/an_banana_a_ape_an_car_a_orca_an_box_a_eel/ (rawcraw90)
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“The only thing more pathetic than quoting yourself is pretending that others share your opinion.” -We

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9wztp/the_only_thing_more_pathetic_than_quoting/ (JaundicedJane)
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Human beings: the only species smart enough to recognize its own uniqueness, and too dumb to pay attention to its similarities with the rest of the planet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9wzqj/human_beings_the_only_species_smart_enough_to/ (Sparred4Life)
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Whenever you think of a song you start to hear it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9wzp3/whenever_you_think_of_a_song_you_start_to_hear_it/ (berserkJoeReddit)
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NASA could've found a literal reset button but kept it a secret so nobody uses it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9wznr/nasa_couldve_found_a_literal_reset_button_but/ (BubblySky590465)
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You never know where you’ll find a picture of yourself. Someone you don’t know probably has you on there phone. This could be taken further to say that if they show someone that picture you’re “accidentally” in, they could recognize you without you knowing in the first place

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9wzmb/you_never_know_where_youll_find_a_picture_of/ (TigerGodSon)
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Because of how genetics work, your son can only be half the man you are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9wzd2/because_of_how_genetics_work_your_son_can_only_be/ (DUIofPussy)
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Since cats sleep so much there is a small but realistic chance all the cats in the world were asleep at the same time for a brief period.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9wzao/since_cats_sleep_so_much_there_is_a_small_but/ (Gary_October)
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Many of the late night comedy monologues are professionalized versions of U.S. high school extemporaneous speaking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9wz72/many_of_the_late_night_comedy_monologues_are/ (Gauss_n_Ganj)
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dolphins stuck in water because friction in water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9wz1w/dolphins_stuck_in_water_because_friction_in_water/ (rawcraw90)
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There is a term for whether you had sex or not (virginity), yet there isn’t a term for if you have masturbated before

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9wy4g/there_is_a_term_for_whether_you_had_sex_or_not/ ([deleted])
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If Adam and Eve ever fought, it was a world war.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9wxzs/if_adam_and_eve_ever_fought_it_was_a_world_war/ (SuperDavie)
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Thinking must have been extremely odd before we learned how to speak our first language.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9wxqw/thinking_must_have_been_extremely_odd_before_we/ (veganfreewater)
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For every pulled pork there is an equal and opposite pushed pork

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9wcwx/for_every_pulled_pork_there_is_an_equal_and/ (nad_lab)
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Babies have their own personal chauffeurs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9wcwo/babies_have_their_own_personal_chauffeurs/ (MrJamerson2112)
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One key way to show dominance is to have the last clap

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9wc65/one_key_way_to_show_dominance_is_to_have_the_last/ (Boredlord64)
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A balloon that is full is also technically empty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9wb8x/a_balloon_that_is_full_is_also_technically_empty/ (CrispyLemonMan)
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Every year, there's one day of the year that you celebrate the day of your death, countdown mode.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9waa3/every_year_theres_one_day_of_the_year_that_you/ (dls4e)
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It's weird how Batman doesn't approve of using guns but uses the guns on his Batmobile like it's nothing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9wa04/its_weird_how_batman_doesnt_approve_of_using_guns/ (JohnO500)
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You will always lose a staring competition in the mirror because of the delay

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9w9t6/you_will_always_lose_a_staring_competition_in_the/ (daLegenDAIRYcow)
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Hating purple is as bad as hating red and blue combined

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9w9pl/hating_purple_is_as_bad_as_hating_red_and_blue/ (guccitaint)
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In most “ur mums so fat” jokes the mother is so fat she wouldn’t need the internet cuz she’s already worldwide

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9w9hy/in_most_ur_mums_so_fat_jokes_the_mother_is_so_fat/ (stinkycow77)
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Technically a clock can actually tell you the future

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9w9fc/technically_a_clock_can_actually_tell_you_the/ (Bonez_Pootz)
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Skin is the largest organ of the body. People are prejudice over organ colors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9w8dl/skin_is_the_largest_organ_of_the_body_people_are/ (adminpug)
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You don't realize how fast the week goes by until you do something you like

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9w8a5/you_dont_realize_how_fast_the_week_goes_by_until/ (Donghoon)
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There's a constant war between people who shuffle Rubiks Cubes and people who solve Rubiks Cubes that has been going on since 1974

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9w83z/theres_a_constant_war_between_people_who_shuffle/ (Peterrefic)
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Ugly Christmas sweaters are timeless

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9w7x4/ugly_christmas_sweaters_are_timeless/ (LumpyGravySailing)
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Pizza cutters technically "squish" pizza in two, rather than "cut" it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9w7u7/pizza_cutters_technically_squish_pizza_in_two/ (IH8KICKFLIPS)
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In retrospect, foreign language teachers always had an extra unnerving and intimidating vibe compared to other subjects.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9w7od/in_retrospect_foreign_language_teachers_always/ (indecisivedonut)
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A thumbs down hurts more then a middle finger

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9w7jb/a_thumbs_down_hurts_more_then_a_middle_finger/ (Ion_The_Sinclair)
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“Johnny Johnny Yes Papa” song in fact teaches kids how to lie when being caught doing something wrong

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9w7ic/johnny_johnny_yes_papa_song_in_fact_teaches_kids/ (LegalCouselor)
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Your dong has been in your mom longer than your dad's

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9w7gu/your_dong_has_been_in_your_mom_longer_than_your/ (killshot1329)
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People who end sentences with "that's a fact" are really unsure of themselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9w7g9/people_who_end_sentences_with_thats_a_fact_are/ (Miseog)
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You can classify animals by make and model

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9w6wu/you_can_classify_animals_by_make_and_model/ (ADarkenedHeart)
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We obey everthing our brain tells us like eat now or take a shit so we technically can never achive "freewill"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9w6kq/we_obey_everthing_our_brain_tells_us_like_eat_now/ (PlatinumSong)
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Medications are only modern health potions

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9w6h2/medications_are_only_modern_health_potions/ (FacundoNoobAccount)
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On December 31st, a large amount of posts will be removed for being a common showerthought.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9w65t/on_december_31st_a_large_amount_of_posts_will_be/ (125RAILGUN)
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We already can’t tell what posts are ads and what aren’t

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9w64x/we_already_cant_tell_what_posts_are_ads_and_what/ (Mister_Glass_)
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If you lived forever you’d probably be a bad parent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9w5a7/if_you_lived_forever_youd_probably_be_a_bad_parent/ (a-subconcious)
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“Vegetarian” is a term that could also be applied to a cult that worships Vegeta.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9w4r5/vegetarian_is_a_term_that_could_also_be_applied/ (bradfs14)
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Once you enter a room, there are two options: you either leave that room, or die in it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9w4er/once_you_enter_a_room_there_are_two_options_you/ (mjd1119)
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Awkward is an awkward word to spell. The more you look at it, the less it looks like a real word.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9w3fn/awkward_is_an_awkward_word_to_spell_the_more_you/ (MeTrickulous)
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It's not that the world is getting dumber, just that the dumb are getting louder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9w32d/its_not_that_the_world_is_getting_dumber_just/ (LaikasDad)
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A lot of people give their car a bigger room than they give their kid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9w30f/a_lot_of_people_give_their_car_a_bigger_room_than/ (SophiaofPrussia)
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A sausage egg and cheese is one of the most offensively named breakfast options to accidentally offer a vegan.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9w234/a_sausage_egg_and_cheese_is_one_of_the_most/ (ConflictX3)
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Every heart ever had a set amount of times it would beat naturally

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9w0o3/every_heart_ever_had_a_set_amount_of_times_it/ (Flaechezinker)
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A dead organ donor’s heart can still continue to beat for many years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9w0m5/a_dead_organ_donors_heart_can_still_continue_to/ (aflattus)
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Science fiction authors are actually the Product Managers of the future of technology.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9w0jt/science_fiction_authors_are_actually_the_product/ (simonraikallen)
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Procrastinating your homework more effectively prepares you for timed tests/exams

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9vzvn/procrastinating_your_homework_more_effectively/ (sethie_poo)
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Blacksmithing is probably one of the few things that looks as cool as it feels

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9vzgd/blacksmithing_is_probably_one_of_the_few_things/ (yoJessieManDude)
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If you are force sensitive you are probably really good at sports.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9vz2q/if_you_are_force_sensitive_you_are_probably/ (Toadstool913)
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it’s crazy how we transitioned from telephone land lines to a wireless world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9vz05/its_crazy_how_we_transitioned_from_telephone_land/ (restlessleg)
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Silicon Valley 2008: We’re going to change the world! — 2019: We did it!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9vyt4/silicon_valley_2008_were_going_to_change_the/ (theparrotofdoom)
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Every topic must be divided into two opposite extremes and everyone must pick a side and beat it to death. These are the rules. Good day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9vyoz/every_topic_must_be_divided_into_two_opposite/ (yo__mamas__fat__ass)
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No one is sure if The Nightmare Before Christmas is a Halloween or a Christmas film as it incorporates both, yet watching it in November- the time directly between Halloween and Christmas- seems really weird.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9vyhl/no_one_is_sure_if_the_nightmare_before_christmas/ (IHaveFailedAtLife)
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Pez dispenser are good vampire training. Pull the head back, aim for the neck and bite.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9vy5w/pez_dispenser_are_good_vampire_training_pull_the/ (leftsockstealing)
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The Ugly Christmas Sweater craze all started with someone’s unfortunate fashion choice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9vy43/the_ugly_christmas_sweater_craze_all_started_with/ ([deleted])
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The road to success is probably a toll road.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9vxo4/the_road_to_success_is_probably_a_toll_road/ (HasLessToSay)
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The decline of physical stores to shop at must have shoplifters worried

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9vxhj/the_decline_of_physical_stores_to_shop_at_must/ (AndForeverNow)
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An Eagle may soar, but Weasel's do not get sucked into jet engines.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9vwpu/an_eagle_may_soar_but_weasels_do_not_get_sucked/ (Flaigon)
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You are standing on nothing because groups of nothing make something therefore nothing can make something but something will never go back to nothing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9vwds/you_are_standing_on_nothing_because_groups_of/ (reubs02)
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WW3 is gonna be between all of us and the planet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9vvmq/ww3_is_gonna_be_between_all_of_us_and_the_planet/ (packodiablo)
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The actual sound of teeth chattering sounds nothing like teeth chattering thanks to sound effects in cartoons

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9vuxv/the_actual_sound_of_teeth_chattering_sounds/ (TristanLennon)
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You have more ancestors then your ancestors

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9vun5/you_have_more_ancestors_then_your_ancestors/ (SdrawkcabNam123)
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In order to have "billions and billions" of something, you need at least 4 billion, because it's two plurals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9vujq/in_order_to_have_billions_and_billions_of/ (Weegee_1)
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Everyone dreads getting coal from Santa, but no one is concerned about how Santa gets his coal. For all you know, he could have some secret slave elves strip mining some coal on poor or even no wages.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9vtyb/everyone_dreads_getting_coal_from_santa_but_no/ (TheGreatAhilan)
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Someone would’ve unknowingly done the largest shit over this decade

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9ng7y/someone_wouldve_unknowingly_done_the_largest_shit/ (bork1545)
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Tommorow is the last Friday the 13th of the decade.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9ncfl/tommorow_is_the_last_friday_the_13th_of_the_decade/ (bochochakiata)
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At a certain age, telling someone that they look older than they are turns into an insult

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9durl/at_a_certain_age_telling_someone_that_they_look/ (arselash_boneinmytea)
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When we look at stars, we are seeing the light that people thousands of years ago thought they were seeing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9djum/when_we_look_at_stars_we_are_seeing_the_light/ (selvath)
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quidditch rules is actually BS if you really think about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9djnx/quidditch_rules_is_actually_bs_if_you_really/ (Idiot_Loli)
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The warmer a toilet seat is, the less comfortable it feels.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9db3w/the_warmer_a_toilet_seat_is_the_less_comfortable/ (jaysokk)
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if your food is dry why don't you just moisturize it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9daqj/if_your_food_is_dry_why_dont_you_just_moisturize/ (DooodlClothing)
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Calling a woman a “motherfucker” literally makes no sense.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9d9kl/calling_a_woman_a_motherfucker_literally_makes_no/ (Gruigi111)
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Any sentence can be sexual if you think about long and hard enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9d85q/any_sentence_can_be_sexual_if_you_think_about/ (Maelshevek)
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If Jeff Bezos were to have his wealth back when dinosaurs were alive and spend $1 a day, he'd still be left with $23 billion to spare

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9d6j9/if_jeff_bezos_were_to_have_his_wealth_back_when/ (gnarula)
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Laughing when it’s dead silent after something that happened hours ago is an example of a real life lag spike

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9d49d/laughing_when_its_dead_silent_after_something/ (Prophettx)
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Humans judge other humans based on the suit of armor protecting their brain

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9d3lm/humans_judge_other_humans_based_on_the_suit_of/ (_yourmicrowave_)
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you will never know if you have drunk milk from the same cow twice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9d1py/you_will_never_know_if_you_have_drunk_milk_from/ (chenonreddit)
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Santa's list is probably an excel spreadsheet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9d1nv/santas_list_is_probably_an_excel_spreadsheet/ (Simplicio_)
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-40 degrees is so cold that Fahrenheit and Celsius both agree.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9d0ht/40_degrees_is_so_cold_that_fahrenheit_and_celsius/ (ThunderTunderBlunder)
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We all have our own individual font of hand writing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9c9rb/we_all_have_our_own_individual_font_of_hand/ (uptobatt)
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"Shoot for the moon. If you miss, you will still be among the stars" is probably the stupidest saying ever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9aifu/shoot_for_the_moon_if_you_miss_you_will_still_be/ (maggi07)
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Antarctica has a 100% employment rate

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9ai3f/antarctica_has_a_100_employment_rate/ (69carpfish)
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The average person is dead

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9ahgl/the_average_person_is_dead/ (GodFromTheBible)
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It doesn't matter which languages you speak, you can read math answers in every language

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9agto/it_doesnt_matter_which_languages_you_speak_you/ (TuinhekFC)
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As a child, we feel like we can’t do anything and have no freedom, but as adults, we wish for the freedom children have

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9ago6/as_a_child_we_feel_like_we_cant_do_anything_and/ (MinecraftTechSupport)
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Complicated characters in a simple story is better than simple characters in a complicated story.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9afqb/complicated_characters_in_a_simple_story_is/ (nihalgosala77)
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If our eyes were positioned one above the other instead of one beside the other it would still be regular old stereoscopic vision.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e9afgj/if_our_eyes_were_positioned_one_above_the_other/ (deanoplex)
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Somehow drinking coffee outdoors just makes it taste better

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8xjr4/somehow_drinking_coffee_outdoors_just_makes_it/ (moneybot13)
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Riding on a broom at Hogwarts couldn't have been comfortable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8xisk/riding_on_a_broom_at_hogwarts_couldnt_have_been/ (wolfspirite)
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Man with hands doesn’t need car keys. Man who doesn’t pay the rent will fear every knock on the door. Man who bought a barbecue is living his best life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8xft1/man_with_hands_doesnt_need_car_keys_man_who/ (AWMK101)
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The world is full of slowpokes because those who live fast, die young

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8xfgd/the_world_is_full_of_slowpokes_because_those_who/ (Ctown_struggles00)
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Your computer screen has a limited amount of pixels and combinations - but can show unlimited variations of pictures and realities.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8xf4u/your_computer_screen_has_a_limited_amount_of/ (maangemaaaaaange)
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If dinosaurs were still alive children wouldn’t think they were so cool

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8xeu6/if_dinosaurs_were_still_alive_children_wouldnt/ (Sinon-is-best-waifu)
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Brushing teeth under shower

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8xeo9/brushing_teeth_under_shower/ (vermannus)
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Humans surpassed animals as soon as they invented big hammers to bonk them with

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8xeik/humans_surpassed_animals_as_soon_as_they_invented/ (AWMK101)
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Periods look odd on showerthoughts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8wk4g/periods_look_odd_on_showerthoughts/ (DUIofPussy)
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It’s weird how people think WTF as What The Fuck, and LOL as LOL, and not laugh out loud.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8wit0/its_weird_how_people_think_wtf_as_what_the_fuck/ (FinH137706)
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By saying anything, you force any listeners to think about what you said; thus, you have the power of mind-control

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8whtd/by_saying_anything_you_force_any_listeners_to/ (DUIofPussy)
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There is more plastic in the lid, than the straw.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8wgza/there_is_more_plastic_in_the_lid_than_the_straw/ (TroLsauros)
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Most of us wish we could have known our parents when they were cool, but fail to realize that most of us are the kind of people our cool parents would never have hung out with.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8wgjq/most_of_us_wish_we_could_have_known_our_parents/ (NobodyNoticeMe)
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We’re impressed by a person’s ability to not catch fatal diseases for a long time

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8wg5u/were_impressed_by_a_persons_ability_to_not_catch/ (DUIofPussy)
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All coasts of Antarctica are the North coast

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8wg38/all_coasts_of_antarctica_are_the_north_coast/ (TuxCookie)
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Bad guys' have amazing skills. They can hit you on the head with a hammer with such precision you wake up just in time for the monologue.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8wfzg/bad_guys_have_amazing_skills_they_can_hit_you_on/ (slartibartjars)
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The noise a coinstar machine makes gives you the exact opposite feeling the noise an ATM machine makes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8wful/the_noise_a_coinstar_machine_makes_gives_you_the/ (FreewayFreeplay)
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The average person is Asian

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8wfde/the_average_person_is_asian/ ([deleted])
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If you put corn in your mouth before getting the electric chair, you become a popcorn maker.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8wf2h/if_you_put_corn_in_your_mouth_before_getting_the/ (BepisButter)
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Sleeping bags are practice for body bags when we die...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8weyn/sleeping_bags_are_practice_for_body_bags_when_we/ (DarkEyes01)
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Most people have not gone 24 hours entirely nude

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8wesf/most_people_have_not_gone_24_hours_entirely_nude/ (bushdiid911)
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It must be hard for left handed people to open refrigerators. It must hit them on the head.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8wer7/it_must_be_hard_for_left_handed_people_to_open/ (jayjayc65)
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Linemen get paid to get high all day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8webd/linemen_get_paid_to_get_high_all_day/ (Soulphite)
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Day time has more starlight tgan night

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8wcuw/day_time_has_more_starlight_tgan_night/ ([deleted])
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Black don’t crack and black do crack are opposite phrases that are both true.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8wc6k/black_dont_crack_and_black_do_crack_are_opposite/ (Fonbire)
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Elipses (…) have evolved from representing the continuation of a thought to expressing disbelief of someone’s stupidity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8wbtu/elipses_have_evolved_from_representing_the/ (DUIofPussy)
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Dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets are made with dinosaur.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8wbpd/dinosaurshaped_chicken_nuggets_are_made_with/ (parke1zj)
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If someone made an email account packed with viruses, we could use that to send as a defense to these email scammers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8wba0/if_someone_made_an_email_account_packed_with/ (Imsoamerican)
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There could be somebody who can freeze time and we would never know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8wav4/there_could_be_somebody_who_can_freeze_time_and/ (elevenPhinex)
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The Jedi can have sex just not have an attachment, Yoda ain't spend them 900 years celibate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8wau5/the_jedi_can_have_sex_just_not_have_an_attachment/ (NefariousSerendipity)
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Men would need to get used to standing further away from the toilet to pee on Mars

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8wa61/men_would_need_to_get_used_to_standing_further/ (moneybot13)
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The average person from the 2000s would totally freak out on shit like stalking TVs and public face recognition cameras that we deal with on a daily basis

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8wa5q/the_average_person_from_the_2000s_would_totally/ (idea4granted)
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Finding a cannibal must be hard because he eats the evidence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8w8wj/finding_a_cannibal_must_be_hard_because_he_eats/ (Bobyeeto)
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The incentive to buy a lottery ticket is a multimillion dollar idea

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8w892/the_incentive_to_buy_a_lottery_ticket_is_a/ (DUIofPussy)
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There are probably millions of individuals out there that smell the same as your loved ones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8w85y/there_are_probably_millions_of_individuals_out/ ([deleted])
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Kanye West is the Andy Kaufman of our time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8w7bx/kanye_west_is_the_andy_kaufman_of_our_time/ (DrinkinRye)
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People who sleep in coffins aren’t weird. They just know what the real comfortable shit is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8w78b/people_who_sleep_in_coffins_arent_weird_they_just/ (NireWolf089)
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Whenever you post on social media, you’re also posting on Google

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8w743/whenever_you_post_on_social_media_youre_also/ (DUIofPussy)
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At some point, square of your age (integer or decimal) was equal to the age of one of your parents.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8w6ut/at_some_point_square_of_your_age_integer_or/ (256Moin256)
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If someone made a superglue that didn't stick to skin they would most likely become very rich.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8w6ar/if_someone_made_a_superglue_that_didnt_stick_to/ (dcmaniac8)
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Whenever you post to social media, you’re also posting to Google Images

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8w5nm/whenever_you_post_to_social_media_youre_also/ ([deleted])
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It is likely that millions of people have the same familiar scent as your loved ones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8w5jz/it_is_likely_that_millions_of_people_have_the/ ([deleted])
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Home Alone 2: Lost in New York 100% gave at least one child an irrational fear of hotel staff

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8w4lh/home_alone_2_lost_in_new_york_100_gave_at_least/ (magica12)
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In a few weeks, some people are about to enter the 20s for the second time in their life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8w4ig/in_a_few_weeks_some_people_are_about_to_enter_the/ (DUIofPussy)
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There's a good chance that the same companies that manufacture medicines to treat symptoms, also manufacture chemicals that cause those symptoms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8w486/theres_a_good_chance_that_the_same_companies_that/ (rvadom)
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If santa isn't real then who eats all of the cookies and drinks all of the milk!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8w415/if_santa_isnt_real_then_who_eats_all_of_the/ (YousufAA)
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There's a day that your hips were finally wide enough to not fall into the toilet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8w3kj/theres_a_day_that_your_hips_were_finally_wide/ (spaghyetti)
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There was probably a game of chess that accurately represented a real historical battle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8w2vr/there_was_probably_a_game_of_chess_that/ (MasterChief9523)
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Cross posting is a sign of both laziness and ingenuity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8w2jo/cross_posting_is_a_sign_of_both_laziness_and/ (helpmestallin)
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Bad drivers are probably bad at sex. They're inconsiderate, self-absorbed, erratic, non-communicative, and physically uncoordinated.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8w1wf/bad_drivers_are_probably_bad_at_sex_theyre/ (illott)
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It's only a matter of time until the power of computers is going to be regulated

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8w1h7/its_only_a_matter_of_time_until_the_power_of/ (itzComPeter)
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The things you Google.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8w0yd/the_things_you_google/ (Mahomie90)
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There is probably someone to dumb to know that they are actually a genius.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8w0rn/there_is_probably_someone_to_dumb_to_know_that/ (Sarcastic_Liar)
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The inventor of the mobile phone isn't famous, but almost every famous person uses a mobile phone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8w0gt/the_inventor_of_the_mobile_phone_isnt_famous_but/ (Fluffie12345)
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Being a an hour late was really not a big deal back when people had to travel long distances by carriage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8w0f3/being_a_an_hour_late_was_really_not_a_big_deal/ (cranberryburst)
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If and when World War 3 is said and done with, there’s going to be a lot of pre WW3 books and movies about WW3 that aren’t accurate at all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vzwd/if_and_when_world_war_3_is_said_and_done_with/ (might-be-your-dad)
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The opposite of Microsoft Office is Macrohard Onfire

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vyom/the_opposite_of_microsoft_office_is_macrohard/ (SenboFromTheEast)
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When muscles are working hard, they produce lactate and ferment to create its own source of oxygen. So technically, muscles are milk pickles.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vyo0/when_muscles_are_working_hard_they_produce/ (NatRowan)
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When you start to think about breathing, it becomes harder to do

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vyfn/when_you_start_to_think_about_breathing_it/ (KataKing08)
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The English word for an animal you own is the same as the word for rubbing that animal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vy6y/the_english_word_for_an_animal_you_own_is_the/ (TooLateToPush)
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It's kind of strange that people from the northern and southern hemispheres view the globe as "right side up" from opposite directions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vxcw/its_kind_of_strange_that_people_from_the_northern/ (DaCoOpBots)
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Here's the thing. No matter the topping disputes. Pizza is one of the greatest foods we have invented thus far.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vxbe/heres_the_thing_no_matter_the_topping_disputes/ (OldTimeEddie)
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The "new hair in new places" that happens during puberty just continues happening for Men as they get older.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vwz3/the_new_hair_in_new_places_that_happens_during/ (FakeJink)
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If Apple were to ever make a prosthetic testicle, the creative team would have to market it as the iBall

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vveq/if_apple_were_to_ever_make_a_prosthetic_testicle/ (Prophettx)
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Team Snapchat is probably the most blocked user on the platform

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vvdu/team_snapchat_is_probably_the_most_blocked_user/ (the_three_brothers)
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There's a chance you discovered a new insect species but didn't realise it and forgot about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vv1z/theres_a_chance_you_discovered_a_new_insect/ (MrGrandgibus)
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Everyone complains about bad things happening to good people, but arguably more frustrating is when good things happen to bad people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vunu/everyone_complains_about_bad_things_happening_to/ (realgingerbreadboyo)
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Thank you for your sacrifice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vulm/thank_you_for_your_sacrifice/ (3bugsdad)
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People will say that something is the 8th wonder of the world without knowing what the first 7 wonders are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vuge/people_will_say_that_something_is_the_8th_wonder/ (w00dw0rk3r)
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Every time you snap your fingers someone in the world ejaculates

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vufh/every_time_you_snap_your_fingers_someone_in_the/ (daspen)
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Because life doesn’t exist as matter in any form, but rather as a process carried out by several components, “life” is technically a verb, not a noun

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vudn/because_life_doesnt_exist_as_matter_in_any_form/ (DUIofPussy)
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Spartans we're the first pokémon trainers farming for perfect IV as they killed weak newborns

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vubh/spartans_were_the_first_pokémon_trainers_farming/ (Senior_Tacos)
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Secret handshakes aren't really that secret.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vu3n/secret_handshakes_arent_really_that_secret/ (rblaske)
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If inhaled air was heavier than normal air, you could do snipes with it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vtkz/if_inhaled_air_was_heavier_than_normal_air_you/ (Pikachuboiiiii)
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Listening to music at work

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vtif/listening_to_music_at_work/ (mb_37)
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The day you celebrate being a year older, you're actually just a day older

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vthc/the_day_you_celebrate_being_a_year_older_youre/ ([deleted])
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Trying to say "dentist" after an operation often comes out as "den-teeth-t".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vt2n/trying_to_say_dentist_after_an_operation_often/ (Dozer_Snooze)
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In the future, cars will probably Power Saver Modes like phones have.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vssc/in_the_future_cars_will_probably_power_saver/ (PumpedUpBricks)
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Jerry Seinfeld probably hates going on airlines now.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vsrk/jerry_seinfeld_probably_hates_going_on_airlines/ (capitalistslayer6969)
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If the universe is inginitley big there is a very high chance there is an exact copy of yourself some where out there

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vsn8/if_the_universe_is_inginitley_big_there_is_a_very/ (_Sjaak_z)
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Technically there is no future because by the time it is the future it’s the present.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vsg0/technically_there_is_no_future_because_by_the/ ([deleted])
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Most posts on here, weren't thought of in the shower.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vrt6/most_posts_on_here_werent_thought_of_in_the_shower/ ([deleted])
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Anyone who ever got crucified wouldn’t be able to clap. The air would just pass through the holes in their hands.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vrsq/anyone_who_ever_got_crucified_wouldnt_be_able_to/ (80StevieP08)
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Life isn’t a noun, but a verb. It isn’t matter, but it’s a process.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vrrk/life_isnt_a_noun_but_a_verb_it_isnt_matter_but/ (DUIofPussy)
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Most of the posts that were deleted for originality weren't stolen, just thought of on their own.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vrio/most_of_the_posts_that_were_deleted_for/ (WillSportz1)
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You can wear two pairs of shorts as a pair of pants, but you can’t wear a pair of pants as two pairs of shorts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vr2z/you_can_wear_two_pairs_of_shorts_as_a_pair_of/ (TheKeeper595)
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The idea of herbivores suddenly becoming carnivores is terrifying.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vqxc/the_idea_of_herbivores_suddenly_becoming/ (Colinmacus)
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The kid who wants a hippopotamus for Christmas is probably the same one who saw their Mom kissing Santa and is now using it as leverage.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vq50/the_kid_who_wants_a_hippopotamus_for_christmas_is/ (ICameForTiddies)
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When you we're born you were the youngest human alive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vpwp/when_you_were_born_you_were_the_youngest_human/ (xoPiquant)
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You are more offended by constructive criticism than somebody making fun of you. If somebody makes fun of you, you shrug it off but if somebody gives you constructive criticism you are more likely to feel peraonally offended

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vpjf/you_are_more_offended_by_constructive_criticism/ (SearAgate)
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We are our animals service animals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vpbg/we_are_our_animals_service_animals/ (ETX_Aggie)
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Being told that you know as much about dinosaurs then a 6 year old is a compliment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vp1d/being_told_that_you_know_as_much_about_dinosaurs/ (JolyneKujoStoneFree)
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Everyone has once held the world record for being the youngest person alive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vos1/everyone_has_once_held_the_world_record_for_being/ (PeakHumanPreformance)
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Humans replace all the atoms every 5 years.so given enough time and convenience the atoms in your dick could end up inside your crush's vagina.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8voiy/humans_replace_all_the_atoms_every_5_yearsso/ (nihalgosala77)
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If having hair and milk classifies something as a mammal, then technically coconuts are mammals

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vocp/if_having_hair_and_milk_classifies_something_as_a/ (throel)
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You can’t change the volume of your thinking voice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vnp9/you_cant_change_the_volume_of_your_thinking_voice/ ([deleted])
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Studying is Pregaming a Test

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vnmt/studying_is_pregaming_a_test/ (naraho)
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Juice wrlds casket will not be a coffin. It will be a juice box

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vnjv/juice_wrlds_casket_will_not_be_a_coffin_it_will/ (Background_Location)
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Your own hands never really feel cold when you touch yourself, you only feel the warmth from your skin

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vm3h/your_own_hands_never_really_feel_cold_when_you/ (Brutally__Handsome)
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It sounds really strange to say “female or male”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vl81/it_sounds_really_strange_to_say_female_or_male/ (DUIofPussy)
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Speeding doesn't kill. Sudden deceleration does.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vl4a/speeding_doesnt_kill_sudden_deceleration_does/ (Desboy)
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The Sun could be a giant living creature, and we would never know it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vl2h/the_sun_could_be_a_giant_living_creature_and_we/ (carlosjgarridog)
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All relationships inherently end in tragedy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vkk7/all_relationships_inherently_end_in_tragedy/ (adeep-er)
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Some day humanity will cease to exist in its entirety, and whatever we leave behind will become the natural habitat for surviving and new species.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vkiw/some_day_humanity_will_cease_to_exist_in_its/ (carlosjgarridog)
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There is a good chance that at one point in time, you've experienced orgasm simultaneously with the pornstar from the last video you watched

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vkgw/there_is_a_good_chance_that_at_one_point_in_time/ (EUNEisAmeme)
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A prism with infinite faces is a sphere

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vkd9/a_prism_with_infinite_faces_is_a_sphere/ (Acxtom)
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People don't die from speeding. They die from sudden deceleration.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vjdk/people_dont_die_from_speeding_they_die_from/ ([deleted])
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The air around us exerts strong forces on the human scale that largely go unnoticed due to our inability to see it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vis6/the_air_around_us_exerts_strong_forces_on_the/ (wowpopwow)
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If you took all the humans that ever lived and counted up their unique permutations of DNA, the number you get wouldn't even represent a visible fraction of the number of humans that *could* exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vidb/if_you_took_all_the_humans_that_ever_lived_and/ (FMural)
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Plastic food containers and their lids along with pairs of socks have the highest divorce rate of any object in the universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vi75/plastic_food_containers_and_their_lids_along_with/ (The_Nightman_82)
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The difference between a PB&J and a nut and berry salid is the amount of sugar

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vhrn/the_difference_between_a_pbj_and_a_nut_and_berry/ ([deleted])
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The only thing worse than a street with a bunch of potholes is a street with one pothole.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vhfb/the_only_thing_worse_than_a_street_with_a_bunch/ (Straightup32)
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In your life you may've been 1000000th person who used a certain public toilet and you will never find out about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vh9l/in_your_life_you_mayve_been_1000000th_person_who/ (BerlinToast7)
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Some of the atoms in your shit may appear in your cereal in 6 months.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vg6t/some_of_the_atoms_in_your_shit_may_appear_in_your/ (nihalgosala77)
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There is a certain temperature interval in which tea sucks. Ice tea is good, hot tea is good but in between isn’t.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vfxl/there_is_a_certain_temperature_interval_in_which/ (buddhabobb)
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PB&J is a timeless classic but the thought of eating peanuts and grapes together is repulsive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vfw1/pbj_is_a_timeless_classic_but_the_thought_of/ (NotMonicaLewinsky95)
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Thought of this the other day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vftc/thought_of_this_the_other_day/ (Dslice912)
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A clock that’s even a second ahead or behind is never actually right. Therefore, a broken clock is right more often than a fast/slow clock

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vffk/a_clock_thats_even_a_second_ahead_or_behind_is/ (OhMyTummyHurts)
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For any one sitting, the water an artist uses to clean their brush during a painting will be that part of the artwork’s ‘average’ colour.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vfaq/for_any_one_sitting_the_water_an_artist_uses_to/ (LemurComics)
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The word “hey” has become just as much of a polite greeting as a word to express discontent

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vf86/the_word_hey_has_become_just_as_much_of_a_polite/ (DUIofPussy)
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The first man to encounter someone who spoke another language must have thought he was going insane

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vey5/the_first_man_to_encounter_someone_who_spoke/ (FlyingJif)
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Chances are that you have walked by someone very famous you have no idea they exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vevd/chances_are_that_you_have_walked_by_someone_very/ (the-waterr)
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In a few years time we will get some E-milf’s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8veuo/in_a_few_years_time_we_will_get_some_emilfs/ (Hourlong0)
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If Santa was real, Amazon would have bought him and make him charge a fee to deliver presents

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vea2/if_santa_was_real_amazon_would_have_bought_him/ (Clevername770)
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It's weird that you can send signals to your hands and fingers to just move around randomly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8ve9q/its_weird_that_you_can_send_signals_to_your_hands/ (Cheesewithmold)
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Men in black could be real but we would never know as they would have wiped our memory

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vczd/men_in_black_could_be_real_but_we_would_never/ (T4cshotgun)
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A broken clock is right twice a day, but a clock that’s even a second ahead or behind is never actually right

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vbly/a_broken_clock_is_right_twice_a_day_but_a_clock/ (OhMyTummyHurts)
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You can win any battle as long as you have “the high ground”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vbce/you_can_win_any_battle_as_long_as_you_have_the/ (EnterVENOM)
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Each day you see a different part of the sun. Until a year has passed in which you have seen all the sides of the sun

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vbb5/each_day_you_see_a_different_part_of_the_sun/ (flluyman)
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With eating ass being popular and memed today, the Human Centipede dosent sound as bad as it used to

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vb83/with_eating_ass_being_popular_and_memed_today_the/ (TottenhamHotSpuds)
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Someone who works in the video gaming sector spent more time decorating the digital world of others than they did their own, physical world for the holidays.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8vals/someone_who_works_in_the_video_gaming_sector/ (Sunhammer01)
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Most people never wash their necks even though it’s usually exposed all day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8v9pl/most_people_never_wash_their_necks_even_though/ (CaptainZookGames)
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Speaking your mother tongue is one of the easiest things on earth until you have to explain how it works to a non-native speaker.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8v9kp/speaking_your_mother_tongue_is_one_of_the_easiest/ (Ljosmyndun)
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In Amnesia The Dark Descent, you take place in a time where the disorder amnesia hasn't been discovered

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8v9gu/in_amnesia_the_dark_descent_you_take_place_in_a/ (BeeboBam)
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If humans were a nocturnal species, vampires would probably be frequent beach goers and have perfect tans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8v9ey/if_humans_were_a_nocturnal_species_vampires_would/ ([deleted])
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For mechanics nothing is worse than dropping a bolt or socket in an engine bay and not hearing it hit the ground

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8v9dz/for_mechanics_nothing_is_worse_than_dropping_a/ (Pete260)
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Frosty probably got detained by that traffic cop.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8v99b/frosty_probably_got_detained_by_that_traffic_cop/ (FMural)
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When you sing a double negative it negates itself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8v8v3/when_you_sing_a_double_negative_it_negates_itself/ (bugsaysfu)
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There are more hair glands in the world than humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8v8u4/there_are_more_hair_glands_in_the_world_than/ (MayoBuns)
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Parking fines are parking fees if you’re rich enough to not care about the extra price

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8v8nz/parking_fines_are_parking_fees_if_youre_rich/ (claysonreddit)
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Vegans shouldn't eat mushrooms since fungi are closer to being an animal than a plant

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8v869/vegans_shouldnt_eat_mushrooms_since_fungi_are/ (dr_sussss)
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If you are a very forgetful person then make you username: taken, and your password: incorrect, then if you type something different in it will say “Your username is taken” and “Your password is incorrect”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8v7ld/if_you_are_a_very_forgetful_person_then_make_you/ (Bunedune)
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Before a comedy show starts it's 80 people in a dark room being forced to buy drinks after a $25 cover in an awful bar.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8v74o/before_a_comedy_show_starts_its_80_people_in_a/ (raymonddurk)
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Being an adult is wanting to still be invited but not wanting to go

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8v73d/being_an_adult_is_wanting_to_still_be_invited_but/ ([deleted])
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For a blind person It must be especially challenging and gross using public restrooms

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8v6xc/for_a_blind_person_it_must_be_especially/ (Jhenning04)
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The thing that bugs the most about Paw Patrol is that none of the dogs stop to take a shit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8v6t6/the_thing_that_bugs_the_most_about_paw_patrol_is/ (invertedparadoxxx)
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Whoever put the b in subtle deserves a prize of some sort

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8v6km/whoever_put_the_b_in_subtle_deserves_a_prize_of/ (wrezl)
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There is probably never an above average or below average number of buttholes in a room

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8v6gy/there_is_probably_never_an_above_average_or_below/ (Tubz_the_Panda)
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Our sun is a ticking time bomb with a very, very long timer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8v6g6/our_sun_is_a_ticking_time_bomb_with_a_very_very/ (BangBusKahn)
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Santa is supposed to be good at his job, but every Christmas special shows him unable to do his job without someone rescuing him.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8v669/santa_is_supposed_to_be_good_at_his_job_but_every/ (darkwulf1)
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Kung Fu Panda would’ve been cut real short if Master Oogway didn’t send Zeng to deliver the message that Tai Lung would escape

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8v5w5/kung_fu_panda_wouldve_been_cut_real_short_if/ (weversel12)
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When you’re fat, people tell you to worry about it but when you’re ugly, they tell you you’re perfect as you are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8v48v/when_youre_fat_people_tell_you_to_worry_about_it/ (tonchi490)
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It’s impressive to pull an all nighter but no one cares about pulling an all dayer even though it’s the same amount of time

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8v40v/its_impressive_to_pull_an_all_nighter_but_no_one/ (Prophettx)
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Vampires and fire both have a strange feature, the first has no reflection, the second no shadow

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8v3a6/vampires_and_fire_both_have_a_strange_feature_the/ (JosZo)
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We all know a douchebag named Tyler

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8v34a/we_all_know_a_douchebag_named_tyler/ (ahatorihanzosword)
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You can't feel your center toe. No really try to touch it to something

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8v21v/you_cant_feel_your_center_toe_no_really_try_to/ (Braeden151)
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Once you write an unwritten rule down, it turns into a written rule.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8v1qb/once_you_write_an_unwritten_rule_down_it_turns/ (dpech33)
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Given how we are compared to birds, crabs are the same to fish

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8v1jn/given_how_we_are_compared_to_birds_crabs_are_the/ (FergeunBG)
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If our smart phones had a yearly life recap like Spotify or Apple Music, we would have some pretty cool statistics like you only cried for 10 minutes this past year and your top speed while driving was 98 mph.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8v1dc/if_our_smart_phones_had_a_yearly_life_recap_like/ ([deleted])
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When you say a word over and over, it slowly begins to sound a bit weird to you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8v01h/when_you_say_a_word_over_and_over_it_slowly/ (MUIFrost)
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When you're eating cheese, you're not eating milk, you're eating the bacteria that ate the milk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8uzgc/when_youre_eating_cheese_youre_not_eating_milk/ (Skelnik)
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A device that can detect fake currency is counter-counterfeiting-fitted.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8uydj/a_device_that_can_detect_fake_currency_is/ (rtyuik7)
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If we could read minds we would hear a lot of unreleased music just by looking at artists.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8uyav/if_we_could_read_minds_we_would_hear_a_lot_of/ (ghass123)
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Vegan men shouldn’t use fleshlights.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8uy0q/vegan_men_shouldnt_use_fleshlights/ (invincible_owl)
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Modern society is plagued by an intellectual inferiority complex

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8ux54/modern_society_is_plagued_by_an_intellectual/ (Morrowindchamp)
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The first years of our life we are taught to talk and walk. In school years we are taught to sit and be in silence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8uwr2/the_first_years_of_our_life_we_are_taught_to_talk/ (MemeTheGod)
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Vegetarians rely on non-vegetarians to make meat substitutes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8uwoj/vegetarians_rely_on_nonvegetarians_to_make_meat/ (saggypasta)
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Smooth jazz implies the existence of rough jazz.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8uw6a/smooth_jazz_implies_the_existence_of_rough_jazz/ ([deleted])
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Danny Divito would make a perfect live action baby Yoda

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8uvtd/danny_divito_would_make_a_perfect_live_action/ (EvilEyedPanda)
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The virgin birth is the most successful affair in history

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8uvdc/the_virgin_birth_is_the_most_successful_affair_in/ (smudgepost)
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Actual criminal masterminds are people you’ve never heard of.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8uukx/actual_criminal_masterminds_are_people_youve/ (justmikewilldo)
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You know you are a lonely person when your birthday passes like a normal day

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8uuk7/you_know_you_are_a_lonely_person_when_your/ (lazyafassboy)
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If you never take yourself seriously, everybody else will neither

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8utu7/if_you_never_take_yourself_seriously_everybody/ (JosZo)
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Fucking a hamburger counts as both bestiality and necrophilia

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8utl6/fucking_a_hamburger_counts_as_both_bestiality_and/ (lemon_kawasaki)
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Baggy pants are the same as high-waisted pants

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8utbt/baggy_pants_are_the_same_as_highwaisted_pants/ (kailo_rune)
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Being up for something is the same thing as being down for something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8us0n/being_up_for_something_is_the_same_thing_as_being/ (redditaddicted1)
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Christmas tree stands are hydroponic hospice for conifers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8uqib/christmas_tree_stands_are_hydroponic_hospice_for/ (Antique_futurist)
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There is no such thing as a stranger because no matter how you think about it, we’re all cousins.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8upxx/there_is_no_such_thing_as_a_stranger_because_no/ (Lord_Christophe)
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Which will the UK mourn the most when it happens - the death of the Queen or David Attenborough

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8uphk/which_will_the_uk_mourn_the_most_when_it_happens/ (GoneEmotionally)
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Secret agents and spies will probably start wearing AirPods in movies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8up3m/secret_agents_and_spies_will_probably_start/ (TesticularTorque)
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Depending on the endowment of your partner, part of your penis or vagina could always be a virgin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8uozl/depending_on_the_endowment_of_your_partner_part/ (JoeFas)
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If you are texting your crush for the first time, chances are the whole conversation is being texted by each other’s best friends.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8uomh/if_you_are_texting_your_crush_for_the_first_time/ ([deleted])
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"Separate" has one meaning but two pronunciations depending on if you use it as a verb or an adjective

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8uo99/separate_has_one_meaning_but_two_pronunciations/ (Alamander81)
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Laying an egg as a mammal probably feels similar to taking a big shit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8unyc/laying_an_egg_as_a_mammal_probably_feels_similar/ (sitronukse)
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Polygamy is going to become socially acceptable and then rapidly become a necessity. Just like dual incomes are now practically required to live a middle class life, in the future you'll need 3 or 4 incomes and that will become normal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8umut/polygamy_is_going_to_become_socially_acceptable/ (WildWeaselGT)
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At the start of the decade people used to hate on vertical videos. Now most social medias are based on vertical videos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8umtm/at_the_start_of_the_decade_people_used_to_hate_on/ (koolkrab77)
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Robbin Hood was the first ComuNIsT

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8umm3/robbin_hood_was_the_first_comunist/ ([deleted])
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Maybe people are not getting older, but earth is rotating faster

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8umjz/maybe_people_are_not_getting_older_but_earth_is/ (NearsightedJester28)
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We are often told not to set unrealistic goals, yet we’re also told to strive for perfection, which can obviously never be achieved

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8umh4/we_are_often_told_not_to_set_unrealistic_goals/ (DUIofPussy)
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The Teletubbies would probably be less "tubby" if their diet didn't consist solely of custard and cookies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8um8q/the_teletubbies_would_probably_be_less_tubby_if/ (MasterofCreamCheese)
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People always talk about first world problems or third world countries but always neglect the second world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8uk42/people_always_talk_about_first_world_problems_or/ (baboo512)
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Bugs are tiny enemies, invading your land and plundering your goods.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8uk2s/bugs_are_tiny_enemies_invading_your_land_and/ (AWMK101)
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Dinosaurs could still be around in their full glory today if that meteor hadn’t struck Earth millions of years ago.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8uitt/dinosaurs_could_still_be_around_in_their_full/ (Zeranonia)
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If you hold a record for not having any record, you will instantly lose the record.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8uisf/if_you_hold_a_record_for_not_having_any_record/ (256Moin256)
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Refrigerators become heaters if it’s cold enough outside

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8uhmj/refrigerators_become_heaters_if_its_cold_enough/ (greenwallspace)
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The real idiots are the idiots that don't know they're idiots.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8uhht/the_real_idiots_are_the_idiots_that_dont_know/ (fireboy666)
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You would need a wall of at least 10,000,000,000,000 wombats to stop a nuclear blast

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8uhcg/you_would_need_a_wall_of_at_least_10000000000000/ (HairInMyBigMac)
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There’s nothing worse than dropping a bolt or socket in an engine bay and not hearing it hit the ground.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8uh8r/theres_nothing_worse_than_dropping_a_bolt_or/ (ChaseJ613)
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If a fat person engages in fat shaming they're being hippocritical

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8uh2l/if_a_fat_person_engages_in_fat_shaming_theyre/ (einsteinway)
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80 years from now, there will be dads saying “see you next century”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8ufxc/80_years_from_now_there_will_be_dads_saying_see/ (Theprinceofkings)
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Nickelback never did anything to anyone but we all hate them anyway.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8ufvo/nickelback_never_did_anything_to_anyone_but_we/ (itsnunyabusiness)
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That random kid you played with on the play ground while you were 6 could be the person you sit next to in class

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8u3i1/that_random_kid_you_played_with_on_the_play/ (MrBeans12)
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Having responsibilities drastically change the course of your life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8u308/having_responsibilities_drastically_change_the/ (yoreddit23)
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It's entirely possible that the events in Star Wars actually happened a long time ago in a galaxy far far away

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8u1zo/its_entirely_possible_that_the_events_in_star/ (Mr_Game_N_Win)
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A perk of being really fat is that nobody will stand next to you at non-divided urinals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8u1wd/a_perk_of_being_really_fat_is_that_nobody_will/ (K_McDubz)
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The entire plot of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire could've been avoided if they just used a security camera

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8u1h8/the_entire_plot_of_harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of/ (231723175)
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If you went to sleep while wanting to masturbate, then you have strong will power. If you masturbate when wanting to go to sleep you are preverted

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8u0hb/if_you_went_to_sleep_while_wanting_to_masturbate/ (pyrazhok)
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Forget having it, most people will not even see a picture of a trillion dollars in their lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8u0ac/forget_having_it_most_people_will_not_even_see_a/ (roastedtoperfection)
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Evolution is making people less careful and thoughtful, because those are the majority of people having kids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8tzsj/evolution_is_making_people_less_careful_and/ (TheFabzter)
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If you identify as a attack helicopter, would you ever have sex, if so, how would it work?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8tzkd/if_you_identify_as_a_attack_helicopter_would_you/ (Anti_gamer)
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The Muppet babies are 35.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8tzg5/the_muppet_babies_are_35/ (gavrn)
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If a person said to a group that “the last one to do this is gay!” And they do that something but the entire group doesn’t, then the person is technically the one who is gay.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8tzc7/if_a_person_said_to_a_group_that_the_last_one_to/ (ikennaezeee)
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The 5 second rule that says food is still good to eat after hitting the floor was either discovered by an adult who paid for the food already or a broke college student.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8ty4w/the_5_second_rule_that_says_food_is_still_good_to/ (Prophettx)
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Someone decided that a random point of the Earth’s orbit is the start of a new year and we all went along with it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8ty3s/someone_decided_that_a_random_point_of_the_earths/ (Woolisy)
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Someone has the record for largest amount of consecutive green or red traffic lights.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8txsj/someone_has_the_record_for_largest_amount_of/ (Dolphinflavored)
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"Fish" is similar to the sound fish make when they suddenly dive from the surface of water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8txbn/fish_is_similar_to_the_sound_fish_make_when_they/ (entityxyross)
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Whoever first made up the sound dinosaurs supposedly made did it without ever hearing what they sounded like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8twt3/whoever_first_made_up_the_sound_dinosaurs/ ([deleted])
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You will be the last person to die in your lifetime

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8tva3/you_will_be_the_last_person_to_die_in_your/ (gamesalocin)
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Birth control creates a evolutionary selection pressure in favour of those too stupid to use it correctly

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8tuof/birth_control_creates_a_evolutionary_selection/ ([deleted])
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If fate was real and we could prove that, then society would likely collapse as no one could be held accountable for their actions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8tulp/if_fate_was_real_and_we_could_prove_that_then/ (rip-to-my-son-donnay)
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There are more toes to suck in the world than humans

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8ttad/there_are_more_toes_to_suck_in_the_world_than/ (MayoBuns)
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Prisoners have more privacy and personal space than homeless people living in a shelter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8tswq/prisoners_have_more_privacy_and_personal_space/ (Jonmander)
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Technically falling down in Australia is falling up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8tsaz/technically_falling_down_in_australia_is_falling/ (ThePrancingHorse94)
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All Stadia games that have multiplayer are local multiplayer games or crossplatform

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8trkc/all_stadia_games_that_have_multiplayer_are_local/ (nightkat143)
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The concept of money has evolved progressively into something that makes less and less sense. It started by trading useful goods or services for other goods or services. Then it became goods traded for something pretty with very little use. Now money is literally a number on a screen or paper.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8trjj/the_concept_of_money_has_evolved_progressively/ (engineerdrummer)
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You know your getting old when a video biographer contacts you to tell stories about a friend who has had great successful career.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8tptb/you_know_your_getting_old_when_a_video_biographer/ (1LoneAmerican)
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The Dark Knight would have been a very different movie if the Joker sat on the pencil to make it disappear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8tp5x/the_dark_knight_would_have_been_a_very_different/ (RainbowNeck)
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Early birds probably decided to operate the world based on a morning schedule while the night owls were sleeping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8tp58/early_birds_probably_decided_to_operate_the_world/ (LauWalker)
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Assuming they are both successful, your favourite band has more in common with your least favourite band than they do with you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8tp2a/assuming_they_are_both_successful_your_favourite/ (bieberlover901)
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If you scratch your finger in your ear, you will hear the Pacman music.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8tozp/if_you_scratch_your_finger_in_your_ear_you_will/ (STRager101)
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Every day new year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8tos6/every_day_new_year/ (Deven_Patel7)
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Everyone went through a stage in their life where they thought heads had the advantage in a coin flip

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8to1y/everyone_went_through_a_stage_in_their_life_where/ (FleshRobot0)
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The smartest people probably think with constant post-nut clarity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8tnbj/the_smartest_people_probably_think_with_constant/ (Wizful)
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At some point in your life, you will be closer to your death than being closer to your birth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8tn7s/at_some_point_in_your_life_you_will_be_closer_to/ (Cryptic_Cosmos)
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This one special porn clip you will not be able to find when you need it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8tmzz/this_one_special_porn_clip_you_will_not_be_able/ (lunarinferno)
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Microwaves need a 31 second button instead of a 30 second button since they spend that first second powering up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8tmwd/microwaves_need_a_31_second_button_instead_of_a/ (TheRealOcsiban)
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We’ve probably all walked passed someone who has murdered another person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8tlsl/weve_probably_all_walked_passed_someone_who_has/ (ItchiUcha)
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Some people can solve a Rubix Cube faster than you can scramble it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8tkyo/some_people_can_solve_a_rubix_cube_faster_than/ (ScaR-x-FacE)
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To cats we’re just tools to get food and initiate stimulation from

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8tk00/to_cats_were_just_tools_to_get_food_and_initiate/ (Packaging69)
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There are islands out there that probably don't know anything new about the world and don't use modern technology

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8tjx2/there_are_islands_out_there_that_probably_dont/ (Changieboy)
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Not being able to post showerthoughts on this side about this side kinda ruins the exclusivity that might occur by browsing this webpage and not other pages

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8tjtk/not_being_able_to_post_showerthoughts_on_this/ (meganetan)
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We will never understand why dentists choose to try having a conversation with patients while they have a mouthful of sharp power tools

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8tjjx/we_will_never_understand_why_dentists_choose_to/ ([deleted])
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Most of the sky is actually below our feet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8tiqa/most_of_the_sky_is_actually_below_our_feet/ (leokle12)
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The word "Compartment" is a slang for Compact Apartment..

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8tipq/the_word_compartment_is_a_slang_for_compact/ (Pot_Puree)
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If we ever invent a way to swap consciousness, there will probably be a new profession wherein a trainer takes your body to the gym to work it out for you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8tiet/if_we_ever_invent_a_way_to_swap_consciousness/ (eyedontnowutimdoing)
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Snot might actually smell really bad and we’ve just gone smell blind to it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8ti0u/snot_might_actually_smell_really_bad_and_weve/ (Ferris_A_Wheel)
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When people get a small whiff of a fart they don’t own, they become concerned and immediately take a much deeper nose sniff to see if it really is a fart.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8ti0q/when_people_get_a_small_whiff_of_a_fart_they_dont/ (rethinkingat59)
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women are when they and go eat rice beans compared to eating rice and beans - hahahah

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8kd37/women_are_when_they_and_go_eat_rice_beans/ (mjjeij111)
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Nipple piercing picture without a bra is the new nude

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8kby6/nipple_piercing_picture_without_a_bra_is_the_new/ (deadguy88)
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Your body becomes LED lighting, but only when people aren’t looking

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8kb7w/your_body_becomes_led_lighting_but_only_when/ (QuazaGD)
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Don’t be a pussy say hi to that girl you’ve been crushing on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8kb71/dont_be_a_pussy_say_hi_to_that_girl_youve_been/ (StrokeMyCactus13)
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More holidays need ‘Eves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8kava/more_holidays_need_eves/ (whynotmakeprojects)
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The world you live in is completely different from the world every other person lives in; the world you know actually does revolve around you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8kas7/the_world_you_live_in_is_completely_different/ (Quality_Cucumber)
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Honey bees are nature’s kamikaazis

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8kair/honey_bees_are_natures_kamikaazis/ (Oofer_Boy_69)
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Intentional irony ruins everything

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8k9t5/intentional_irony_ruins_everything/ (Tank_Girl_Gritty_235)
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Youtubers mistakes are almost always on purpose, because they can just edit them out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8k9h8/youtubers_mistakes_are_almost_always_on_purpose/ (C0mputerFriendly)
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The cyber truck is going to be a lot like AirPods, everyone clowned it when released but in a year or two it’s going to be aesthetic as hell

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8k922/the_cyber_truck_is_going_to_be_a_lot_like_airpods/ (simbar1337)
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The advice we get in school is to “stay in school and don’t do drugs”, but when we’re sick, the advice we get is to “stay home and do drugs”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8k8zq/the_advice_we_get_in_school_is_to_stay_in_school/ (RadioSurge)
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If you think about it, every bottle is a twist off bottle if you twist hard enough.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8k8ay/if_you_think_about_it_every_bottle_is_a_twist_off/ (Sawblade10)
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The queen of England has most likely had at least one dick in her mouth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8k81v/the_queen_of_england_has_most_likely_had_at_least/ (SaintSandoz)
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Having dyslexia could be helpful if your life depends on decoding a jumbled up sentence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8k7kl/having_dyslexia_could_be_helpful_if_your_life/ (MapleSmoothie)
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Writers who made their characters say “You’re a genius!” when a problem was solved, actually were praising themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8k771/writers_who_made_their_characters_say_youre_a/ (jolynliauw)
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Frosty the snow man could only survive in places covered in his flesh.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8k63r/frosty_the_snow_man_could_only_survive_in_places/ (AnimalFire77)
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A life sentence is worse for a 20 year old than a 60 year old.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8k3sr/a_life_sentence_is_worse_for_a_20_year_old_than_a/ (Gary_October)
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When you dream about peeing then your wake up to find that you peed your sheets, technically your dream has come true.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8k3ju/when_you_dream_about_peeing_then_your_wake_up_to/ (Redditor4971)
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Suddenly forgetting what you were going to say could just be your future conciseness taking control of your current one and removing a thought that could’ve maybe been a life threatening mistake if it actually came out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8k3ek/suddenly_forgetting_what_you_were_going_to_say/ (SIRINHellsing)
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The Oxford comma is the smartest thing a person can mention

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8k307/the_oxford_comma_is_the_smartest_thing_a_person/ (JobRener)
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In the caveman days we stored fat to stay alive, now most people must lose fat to stay alive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8k2xn/in_the_caveman_days_we_stored_fat_to_stay_alive/ (Gabo71)
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We are being nostalgic about things that happened 10+ years ago, but in 10 years we are going to be nostalgic about the things we do now.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8k2dt/we_are_being_nostalgic_about_things_that_happened/ (H_yrule)
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It is likely that millions of people have the same familiar scent as your loved ones.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8k2b2/it_is_likely_that_millions_of_people_have_the/ ([deleted])
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People who have died might attend their own funeral as a ghost

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8k28p/people_who_have_died_might_attend_their_own/ (slurponaut)
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It’s ironic that people without social media are considered antisocial, but there is a large amount of people on social media who post about how much they hate people and socializing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8k1t5/its_ironic_that_people_without_social_media_are/ (Lord_Thanos)
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As a kid it seemed like your parents didn't do much around the house , as an adult you realize it's an endless struggle to keep the house clean.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8k1et/as_a_kid_it_seemed_like_your_parents_didnt_do/ (Mowglyyy)
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Star Trek would have had a very different story if they took time dilation into account with warp drive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8k12c/star_trek_would_have_had_a_very_different_story/ (eren_yeagermeister)
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Sex is kinda like cooking. Everybody can do it but grandmas do it best.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8k0ph/sex_is_kinda_like_cooking_everybody_can_do_it_but/ (BacardiPirate)
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People with normal arms wish they could have a robotic arm. People with robotic arms wish they could have a normal arm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8k0iw/people_with_normal_arms_wish_they_could_have_a/ (RatedTemOuttaTem)
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We are presently engaged in a massive worldwide training program that teaches people the exact right intonation and cadence in which they must speak to engage their choice of voice assistant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8jzgw/we_are_presently_engaged_in_a_massive_worldwide/ (morningphyre)
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Professor X, the cripple, got killed off in the X-Men movie titled "The Last Stand."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8jz9a/professor_x_the_cripple_got_killed_off_in_the/ (Animeking1108)
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Most likely, the clothes that you are wearing have been places you have not been to yet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8goku/most_likely_the_clothes_that_you_are_wearing_have/ (jayjayc65)
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There must be a warehouse full of shoes and school supplies in Wakanda by donations of organizations who help fund poor African countries, but they never use it because they are so advanced.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e8gnwd/there_must_be_a_warehouse_full_of_shoes_and/ (Ltfocus)
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If you prioritize work over family, you won't have anybody to take care of you when hard times come

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e82uo6/if_you_prioritize_work_over_family_you_wont_have/ (jomtienislife)
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Most of our solar system was made due to some space dust left by a hot ball

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e7twpt/most_of_our_solar_system_was_made_due_to_some/ (Zacdatmat)
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Whilst generally true that the real LifeProTip is always in the comments, we would never receive it if it wasn’t for OPs less compelling LPT post.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e7twf6/whilst_generally_true_that_the_real_lifeprotip_is/ (pacoau)
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Healing potions would uncircumsize men

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e7sklr/healing_potions_would_uncircumsize_men/ (EnglishSweat)
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One day someone will die unknowingly winning the race to be the last person to have known a world without internet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e7sie7/one_day_someone_will_die_unknowingly_winning_the/ (urbana1)
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The air we breathe probably has a distinct smell, but we don’t notice it because we’re so used to it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e7sh8i/the_air_we_breathe_probably_has_a_distinct_smell/ (Alien_PenileArea)
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As a child, going to McDonald’s was a victory, but as an adult, it’s a defeat

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e7gymy/as_a_child_going_to_mcdonalds_was_a_victory_but/ (breachbull)
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Yodas first word was his second word

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e7gyic/yodas_first_word_was_his_second_word/ (MisterVaultyYT)
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The saying “once you go black, you never go back” literally suggests that you do not do it again. e.g., once you go to India, you never go back.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e7gyab/the_saying_once_you_go_black_you_never_go_back/ (Routman)
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It’s so weird how humans can memorize thousands of song lyrics, but can’t remember the fifth planet from the sun.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e7gxzq/its_so_weird_how_humans_can_memorize_thousands_of/ (Vlakee)
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We tip the people cooking and bringing us our food but we never tip the people who have to clean up the food once it's passed through our systems. One sided.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e7gxae/we_tip_the_people_cooking_and_bringing_us_our/ (Glitch27)
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If you accepts the award for most humble person and accept it you instantly lose it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e7f4n1/if_you_accepts_the_award_for_most_humble_person/ (paigeyboouwu)
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There is a chance that someone’s hand passed through solid matter once.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e7f4l7/there_is_a_chance_that_someones_hand_passed/ (Subzero_water)
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Adulthood is starting the week committed to a whole-30 diet and ending it by drinking yourself to sleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e7f49k/adulthood_is_starting_the_week_committed_to_a/ (theRetrograde)
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If everyone is special then no one is special

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e7f447/if_everyone_is_special_then_no_one_is_special/ (YAIV)
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Music is noise we want to hear

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e7eozc/music_is_noise_we_want_to_hear/ (schtuff01)
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If you drown, only 40% of you actually drowns. The other 60% just goes with the flow.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e7eoil/if_you_drown_only_40_of_you_actually_drowns_the/ (DrAwkward404)
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You take good you take the bad you take them both and there you have the facts of life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e7c2gb/you_take_good_you_take_the_bad_you_take_them_both/ ([deleted])
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It's difficult to not think about breathing when you have a stuffy nose

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e7akq8/its_difficult_to_not_think_about_breathing_when/ (yeeyeejooce)
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How, in half a dozen generations, did Little Italy never become "Litaly"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e79pwt/how_in_half_a_dozen_generations_did_little_italy/ (KubrickIsMyCopilot)
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People view glasses as making you look more intelligent, but you failed a test in order to receive them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e79pkl/people_view_glasses_as_making_you_look_more/ (xanaxisforcoolkids)
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Almost 300 people have rowed across the Atlantic, Pacific and Indian Oceans and you don't know about any of them because no one gives a crap.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e797up/almost_300_people_have_rowed_across_the_atlantic/ (sasquatchvulva)
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If you grew a pair of clones, one of each sex, and they had a kid, that kid would likely still be genetically distinct from their parents.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e797ew/if_you_grew_a_pair_of_clones_one_of_each_sex_and/ (FMural)
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Even if giving birth probably hurts more than getting hit in the balls, you don’t get 9 months preparation for getting hit in the nuts, and there’s almost never any consent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e74fbg/even_if_giving_birth_probably_hurts_more_than/ (Blakk_exe)
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If Santa can give you anything, he could give away n-word passes even though he's white.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e6i62j/if_santa_can_give_you_anything_he_could_give_away/ (historyfollower)
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People born in December 31, 1999 are the most likely to live through 3 centuries

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e6ajjb/people_born_in_december_31_1999_are_the_most/ (AJP19)
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If you have two eyes, you have more than the world average of eyes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e6aiux/if_you_have_two_eyes_you_have_more_than_the_world/ (Legendarilyepic)
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You know a holiday is good when one of the traditions is to put a whole freaking tree in your house and decorate it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e6aisr/you_know_a_holiday_is_good_when_one_of_the/ (thekgbwaitsfornotwo)
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When self employed people talk to themselves they’re technically having a staff meeting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e6aibx/when_self_employed_people_talk_to_themselves/ (bodhiravelle)
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Someone who has eaten rice and eaten cake would still have no inkling of what a rice cake tastes like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e6ai1t/someone_who_has_eaten_rice_and_eaten_cake_would/ (SayLittleDoMuch)
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Half Life 3 will never exist in fact, since a half life is the life divided by 2

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e6ahlq/half_life_3_will_never_exist_in_fact_since_a_half/ (Bro-mine)
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Some people just talk less, because they think more

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e6ahli/some_people_just_talk_less_because_they_think_more/ (ASKRIX)
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As time goes on, history class gets harder.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e6ahjj/as_time_goes_on_history_class_gets_harder/ (eddyc411)
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The only way the “are you a robot” check would work is if every robot was 100% truthful.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e6ahhg/the_only_way_the_are_you_a_robot_check_would_work/ (Press820)
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The only time school is fun is when you hear rumors your teacher used to do porn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e6ah5q/the_only_time_school_is_fun_is_when_you_hear/ (SlarvingFartist)
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When all animals go extinct humans will have no choice but to be vegan

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e6ah57/when_all_animals_go_extinct_humans_will_have_no/ (StrokeMyCactus13)
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A trike/tricycle is a unicycle with training wheels

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e6agl9/a_triketricycle_is_a_unicycle_with_training_wheels/ (CHICKENSTRIPS2434)
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The first step to becoming a true critical thinker is recognizing that you might not actually be one now.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e6age7/the_first_step_to_becoming_a_true_critical/ (KyOatey)
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When you mark yourself Out Of Office, you aren't Out of Office yet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e6ag2p/when_you_mark_yourself_out_of_office_you_arent/ (inquistrinate)
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The brain is the most important organ according to the brain. It also named itself as well as being the only organ that knows it's an organ.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e66xj8/the_brain_is_the_most_important_organ_according/ (solid_salad)
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You share a common ancestor with every human on this planet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e66xdf/you_share_a_common_ancestor_with_every_human_on/ (Sum1WhoseBored)
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Pretty Boy Swag is more valuable then a degree in constitutional law

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e66vp1/pretty_boy_swag_is_more_valuable_then_a_degree_in/ ([deleted])
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"Never say never" is way more impactful when disproving positives thoughts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e66vel/never_say_never_is_way_more_impactful_when/ (averyveryniceguyffs)
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There will eventually be a time where there is no original showe thoughts since they will all have been used already

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e66ucn/there_will_eventually_be_a_time_where_there_is_no/ (I_Like_HotPeppers)
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Santa is probably the biggest procrastinator in the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e66ual/santa_is_probably_the_biggest_procrastinator_in/ (Zicey-Wicey)
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You have never seen a woman working valet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e66u96/you_have_never_seen_a_woman_working_valet/ (cynthiawinn)
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We all somehow ended up here together

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e66u8t/we_all_somehow_ended_up_here_together/ (Mille02)
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Doing a skill/task, badly... is the first step to becoming average at it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e66u2n/doing_a_skilltask_badly_is_the_first_step_to/ (kalirob99)
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Most showerthoughts aren't thought of originally in the shower.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e66t7g/most_showerthoughts_arent_thought_of_originally/ (Vikrinox)
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(Excluding time in the womb) the milliseconds before you turn 18, you are the oldest child in the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e66rr3/excluding_time_in_the_womb_the_milliseconds/ (Moldybubbles571)
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Not having kids is hereditary: if your parents didn’t have kids, odds are you won’t either.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e66rka/not_having_kids_is_hereditary_if_your_parents/ (areaditor)
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You are only able to ever think using the language you first learned

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e66qp5/you_are_only_able_to_ever_think_using_the/ (TheMagicMan4467)
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It’s impossible to get a perfectly straight line, every line that exist will have some sort of microscopic dent or curve.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e66p8a/its_impossible_to_get_a_perfectly_straight_line/ (Harley_Swift)
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If Santa is real, then when we run out of fossil fuels we can just all be naughty

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e66owk/if_santa_is_real_then_when_we_run_out_of_fossil/ (Normal_Potato1234)
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Fahrenheit is not a scientific degree.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e66njd/fahrenheit_is_not_a_scientific_degree/ (vartha)
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It would suck to be allergic to toilet paper.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e66mab/it_would_suck_to_be_allergic_to_toilet_paper/ (Sleepypiejellybean)
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Home Alone was made nearly 30 years ago

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e66lmj/home_alone_was_made_nearly_30_years_ago/ (2spacemage2)
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'A' is a beginning of apart, yet if you take it apart from apart, then it's no longer a part of apart. If 'a' is not a part of apart then it's apart from being a part of being apart.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e66lia/a_is_a_beginning_of_apart_yet_if_you_take_it/ (StoppedListeningToMe)
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Working clocks tell us the time of day, but broken clocks tell us their time of death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e66it4/working_clocks_tell_us_the_time_of_day_but_broken/ (DUIofPussy)
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Bruce Wayne commits lots of crimes just to be Batman.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e658h2/bruce_wayne_commits_lots_of_crimes_just_to_be/ (Dontbecruelbro)
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Watering plants with tea is plant-cannibalism

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e632dd/watering_plants_with_tea_is_plantcannibalism/ (actuarialsnail)
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There are two types of people in this world. Those that wear button downs and those that wear button ups.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e63244/there_are_two_types_of_people_in_this_world_those/ (influencedbyyou)
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The selfies we don’t send/upload are how we really look like

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e631xy/the_selfies_we_dont_sendupload_are_how_we_really/ (bdunc956)
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Mental state is indirectly proportional to amount of unread emails.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e63033/mental_state_is_indirectly_proportional_to_amount/ (JustLurkingDaily)
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Captcha is Sesame Street for adults

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e62zsz/captcha_is_sesame_street_for_adults/ (verificationist)
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No one in vacation commercials are actually on vacation since they're working.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e62zdg/no_one_in_vacation_commercials_are_actually_on/ (goobulous)
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You were once the youngest person on the planet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e62x4h/you_were_once_the_youngest_person_on_the_planet/ (Jimmy-Kimmel15)
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Rihanna isn't Rihanna without her big forehead

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e62wtw/rihanna_isnt_rihanna_without_her_big_forehead/ (How_Bout_No-)
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The ocean might be a lot deeper if sea sponges weren't a thing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e5ncn0/the_ocean_might_be_a_lot_deeper_if_sea_sponges/ (Brand-Spanking-New)
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If your heart would beat 60 times a second, you would die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e55g78/if_your_heart_would_beat_60_times_a_second_you/ (Dev_h1pp0p0t4mu5)
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Beans, beans, they’re good for your <3, the more you eat, the more you 3<

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e55f7b/beans_beans_theyre_good_for_your_3_the_more_you/ (DUIofPussy)
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If shit tasted like chocolate, the saying “this tastes like shit” would get a whole new meaning

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e4zfof/if_shit_tasted_like_chocolate_the_saying_this/ (Imjustadud3)
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You won’t remember most of your life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e4zc3n/you_wont_remember_most_of_your_life/ (Patgayze)
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When Jean Clement died aged 122, she was 6 years older than the next oldest person. Therefore, aged 6 she was playing around in a world where everyone would die before her.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e4yvmc/when_jean_clement_died_aged_122_she_was_6_years/ (58439760)
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As a kid we are told to stay in school and not to do drugs, however if we are ill then we are told to stay out of school and take drugs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e4y051/as_a_kid_we_are_told_to_stay_in_school_and_not_to/ ([deleted])
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Santa Claus is a criminal, he is on the run and believed to be hiding out at the North Pole.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e4rtn2/santa_claus_is_a_criminal_he_is_on_the_run_and/ (Gary_October)
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Wolverine can't be circumcised

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e4liuu/wolverine_cant_be_circumcised/ ([deleted])
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It has never been proven that no two people have the same fingerprints.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e4h2lf/it_has_never_been_proven_that_no_two_people_have/ (Gary_October)
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Someone died on his birthday

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e4h1fg/someone_died_on_his_birthday/ (InnocentGrimReaper)
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Toilets are also special chairs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e4fjjr/toilets_are_also_special_chairs/ (StarinStalin)
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Your body has the only purpose to protect, feed, sustain and move your brain

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e47dm3/your_body_has_the_only_purpose_to_protect_feed/ (AzonatoX)
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The Assassin's Creed series is going to run out of tine periods where its normal to have large piles of hay lying around

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e47dl7/the_assassins_creed_series_is_going_to_run_out_of/ (Allhaildirtydan69)
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Every time you get in the pool, it gets taller.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e47by7/every_time_you_get_in_the_pool_it_gets_taller/ (kademccall)
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Someone from the future may have already time travelled to the past, but been unable to return to the future, so they just lived out there life covering up all traces of their origin to avoid changing the timeline

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e47az1/someone_from_the_future_may_have_already_time/ (kerit96)
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2019 will probably be the last year that ends in “teen” for the rest of our lives

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e47999/2019_will_probably_be_the_last_year_that_ends_in/ (idotoomuchstuff)
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If Eminem wanted to, he could probably make a lot of money endorsing the Microsoft Surface.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e478e3/if_eminem_wanted_to_he_could_probably_make_a_lot/ (Heyowurl)
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The money in our wallets isn’t ours. It’s just our turn to spend it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e47860/the_money_in_our_wallets_isnt_ours_its_just_our/ (dubsmithy)
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The market for Narwal tusks is probably at its highest point ever at the moment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e4782q/the_market_for_narwal_tusks_is_probably_at_its/ (bassistmuzikman)
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If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly then why did it fall off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e4772i/if_cinderellas_shoe_fit_perfectly_then_why_did_it/ (dubsmithy)
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Time could stop and resume at random moments for random lengths and we would never know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e476n0/time_could_stop_and_resume_at_random_moments_for/ (MaldingMadman)
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12:01 PM comes before 12:00 PM because time is cyclical.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e476dz/1201_pm_comes_before_1200_pm_because_time_is/ (daddydooms)
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If a toy dies in toy story, the kids wouldn’t even know. The other toys would just watch the kids play with the corpse

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e4760y/if_a_toy_dies_in_toy_story_the_kids_wouldnt_even/ (dubsmithy)
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At some point there will be a last generation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e475vp/at_some_point_there_will_be_a_last_generation/ (__archaeopteryx__)
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Train tracks aren't perfectly parallel, since they merge with other on-ramps, off-ramps, curves, and lane changes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e475tg/train_tracks_arent_perfectly_parallel_since_they/ (SlipperyRoads)
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If you put your finger in someone's ass you're wearing them as a ring.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e475qf/if_you_put_your_finger_in_someones_ass_youre/ (friendlyfitnessguy)
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World War III will not be fought physically on the battlefield with tanks and bombs. It will be fought virtually over the Internet on networks with viruses, worms, trojans, and bots.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e475iq/world_war_iii_will_not_be_fought_physically_on/ (NuevoJerz)
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All fences are curved

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e474vq/all_fences_are_curved/ (PotatoChips23415)
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If only we could harness energy from sadness

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e47430/if_only_we_could_harness_energy_from_sadness/ (mrslugo)
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Parents who can only see their kids on weekends are prob heartbroken when they go out to like sleepovers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e473uv/parents_who_can_only_see_their_kids_on_weekends/ (Superyabi)
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The next generation will probably associate The Office intro to their dad being passed out on the couch the way millennials associated the MASH theme song to their dad being passed out on the couch.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e473q4/the_next_generation_will_probably_associate_the/ (wildfish18)
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Kleenex’s profits might be down in November

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e472s2/kleenexs_profits_might_be_down_in_november/ (sgismilts)
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Pronouncing ‘Rivalry Week’ is our true rival.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e4723o/pronouncing_rivalry_week_is_our_true_rival/ (Peter_Banning)
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During a nuclear explosion, there is a certain distance of radius where all the frozen supermarket pizzas are cooked to perfection.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e47168/during_a_nuclear_explosion_there_is_a_certain/ (BluTheFoxOwO)
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Technology is so amazing these days. You can just Google anything that interests you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e4715x/technology_is_so_amazing_these_days_you_can_just/ (Silverman7688)
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'A scissor' is something you cut with. A 'pair of scissors' is also something you cut with. But 'scissor' is cutting something with a 'pair of scissors'.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e47156/a_scissor_is_something_you_cut_with_a_pair_of/ (Zaryan7822)
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Palpatine had seen beyond the walls of his galaxy which is why he was beyond powerful, and also a highly skilled legilimens over Severus Snape.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e46zu0/palpatine_had_seen_beyond_the_walls_of_his_galaxy/ (sbringel74)
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Companies make more money the whole weekend of Thanksgiving than they do when there are no discounts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e46z5q/companies_make_more_money_the_whole_weekend_of/ (imbeingfriendzoned)
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Alvin and the Chipmunks is Nightcore for 6 year olds

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e46yyh/alvin_and_the_chipmunks_is_nightcore_for_6_year/ (itsmoeyo)
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The letter a is absent in every number from zero to nine hundred and ninety nine

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e46yon/the_letter_a_is_absent_in_every_number_from_zero/ (bROchU1234321)
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No matter how much you try, it is impossible to think of a brand new colour that is not a variation of another.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e46xyy/no_matter_how_much_you_try_it_is_impossible_to/ (XXVXMM)
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When you feel like there are bugs when there are no bugs on you, it's really the ghost of all of the bugs you have kill. One with the being the ended thier existence.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e46xv7/when_you_feel_like_there_are_bugs_when_there_are/ (TheBlueRose42)
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A game with 24 fps feels choppy and almost unplayable, a movie with 24 fps is standard and hardly anyone complains.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e46xny/a_game_with_24_fps_feels_choppy_and_almost/ (MaldingMadman)
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Except people with Lagophthalmos (The inability to completely close one's eyes), there's none who watched an entire movie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e40ba4/except_people_with_lagophthalmos_the_inability_to/ (theSatiatedAfrican)
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The year 2050 and 1980 are almost equally apart from each other...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e40ar3/the_year_2050_and_1980_are_almost_equally_apart/ ([deleted])
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Tomorrow is the first day of the last month that will mark the end of an entire decade

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e40aql/tomorrow_is_the_first_day_of_the_last_month_that/ (sunshineinparis)
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To win at golf you need to play the least amount of golf

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e40a5z/to_win_at_golf_you_need_to_play_the_least_amount/ (purplecobra99)
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One of the nice things about living in Kansas is that when you leave the state, you can say you’re not in Kansas anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e409n0/one_of_the_nice_things_about_living_in_kansas_is/ (Mods_are_gay42069)
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Tomatoes are the only fruit/vegetable that gets healthier when processed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e408e5/tomatoes_are_the_only_fruitvegetable_that_gets/ (matterulo439)
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If you time travelled to the future and borrowed money from someone with interest, you could go back to the past and pay less than you borrowed.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e4076x/if_you_time_travelled_to_the_future_and_borrowed/ (27Pianos)
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Usually the only time we hear about the oldest living person is when they die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e4072p/usually_the_only_time_we_hear_about_the_oldest/ (Bjarki56)
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There will never be "sea plastic" that gets collected like "sea glass" does.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e406ps/there_will_never_be_sea_plastic_that_gets/ (benagami)
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Whenever you sit down in a public place, it is quite possible that a serial killer used to sit at this place at some point in time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e406ib/whenever_you_sit_down_in_a_public_place_it_is/ (mostlyharmfulll)
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On average one person dies every second, so every time you fart someone dies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e406f9/on_average_one_person_dies_every_second_so_every/ (Gary_October)
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Every day there is someone who gets to listen to Dark Side of the Moon for the first time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e4063w/every_day_there_is_someone_who_gets_to_listen_to/ (Paracortex)
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In the Harry Potter universe, Merlin might have been an actual wizard, which could explain why a lot of wizards and witches say “Merlin’s beard”.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e405rp/in_the_harry_potter_universe_merlin_might_have/ (motlbrandon)
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It's only treason if your side loses

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e404eu/its_only_treason_if_your_side_loses/ (Amadeus_N_P)
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You can never see yourself blink.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e403re/you_can_never_see_yourself_blink/ (philipthephish)
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In chess you never get to take the King. You wipe out his whole army, his church and his wife and he doesn't care.. but you catch him and he's suddenly ready to negotiate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e403kz/in_chess_you_never_get_to_take_the_king_you_wipe/ (modernmartialartist)
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The modern man seeks health in food the way the caveman sought food for health

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e403eu/the_modern_man_seeks_health_in_food_the_way_the/ (OrdinaryDavid)
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If the Sun was sentient, it would never see a shadow

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e402bl/if_the_sun_was_sentient_it_would_never_see_a/ (PretzellGuyy)
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More people need to read out loud what they are about to post here. Seriously

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e401b4/more_people_need_to_read_out_loud_what_they_are/ (HeadCrab_Dude)
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If Satan encourages bad behaviour why would he punish you for it in the afterlife

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e400hh/if_satan_encourages_bad_behaviour_why_would_he/ (freezeass)
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It's possible that showerthoughts is a side effect of post-nut clarity in the shower.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e400bx/its_possible_that_showerthoughts_is_a_side_effect/ (MaldingMadman)
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Dolphins are probably rapey because they don't have hands to masturbate with.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e400ai/dolphins_are_probably_rapey_because_they_dont/ (Nanakatl)
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Someone somewhere is probably as or even more stupid then you are :)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e4007g/someone_somewhere_is_probably_as_or_even_more/ (Kinghus123)
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If you replace the "W" in "What?", "Where?", and "When?" with a "T", you get answers to those questions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zz3e/if_you_replace_the_w_in_what_where_and_when_with/ (CaptainWisconsin)
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You move more muscles in an orgasm than muscles used to get an orgasm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zyh1/you_move_more_muscles_in_an_orgasm_than_muscles/ (MaldingMadman)
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No trend or event will represent this decade.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zxx9/no_trend_or_event_will_represent_this_decade/ (Helll_jwm18925)
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VeggieTales is a collection of veggiesonas

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zx89/veggietales_is_a_collection_of_veggiesonas/ (_MrFish_)
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Italian slums are Spaghettos

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zwr4/italian_slums_are_spaghettos/ (Iammyself11)
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Trying to not think of a thing is actually thinking

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zwoa/trying_to_not_think_of_a_thing_is_actually/ (MANUT0)
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You sleep more soundly knowing someone else is awake

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zw8g/you_sleep_more_soundly_knowing_someone_else_is/ (alkalibenzene)
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Because dogs have dreams, they may dream regular dreams but with the people in them making random noises or being completely silenced

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zw63/because_dogs_have_dreams_they_may_dream_regular/ (sparkyslayer)
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If humans couldn't feel temperature, we'd be so confused as to why some things make our skin blister and some things make our body go solid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zw26/if_humans_couldnt_feel_temperature_wed_be_so/ (virtuoso98)
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Tomorrow’s yesterday is today.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zvtn/tomorrows_yesterday_is_today/ ([deleted])
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When walking on the beach close to the water when it’s low tide, technically you’re walking on the bottom of the ocean

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zuof/when_walking_on_the_beach_close_to_the_water_when/ (rikkertt)
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Everything we do in life could be summarized in " rearranging atoms "

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zuhr/everything_we_do_in_life_could_be_summarized_in/ (Dreyfuzzz)
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Your brain ignores the awful smell of boogers until it’s about to exit your nose (most likely on the tip of your finger)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zua0/your_brain_ignores_the_awful_smell_of_boogers/ (dicksweek)
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Technically, your anus is in the center of your body.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zu2c/technically_your_anus_is_in_the_center_of_your/ (OreoVerified)
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Today, December 1st is probably the day with the highest amount of people nutting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3ztxu/today_december_1st_is_probably_the_day_with_the/ (Prodigyyx_)
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If everyone in the world gave $1 to a single person, he wouldn't even be in the top 20 richest people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zttn/if_everyone_in_the_world_gave_1_to_a_single/ (Teo_Loves_Noob_Champ)
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During their lifetime, the average person spends 4 months, 6 days and 37 minutes listening to the possible side effects of various prescription medicines.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3ztst/during_their_lifetime_the_average_person_spends_4/ (Roonwogsamduff)
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We use the sleep to destroy the sleep.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3ztgl/we_use_the_sleep_to_destroy_the_sleep/ (Mystic_Gohan780)
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Co-op games are always harder when friendly fire is on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zt9r/coop_games_are_always_harder_when_friendly_fire/ (Ezyx400)
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What is the point of doing anything if one day we are gone from this world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zs7y/what_is_the_point_of_doing_anything_if_one_day_we/ (Amxxxxnn)
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Cats probably wonder why soda cans/bottles yell "FUCK OFF" when they are opened...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zrh9/cats_probably_wonder_why_soda_cansbottles_yell/ (wackoclown)
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Peppers developed a spicy taste as a ya tic to not be eaten but that is the sole reason that we eat peppers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zr2o/peppers_developed_a_spicy_taste_as_a_ya_tic_to/ (darth_vaper_420)
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No one ever gets charged with decent exposure

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zql4/no_one_ever_gets_charged_with_decent_exposure/ (Baltibugger)
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A stopped clock is correct more often than a slow clock

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zpo9/a_stopped_clock_is_correct_more_often_than_a_slow/ (louissmlej)
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If Eminem’s Mom wanted to she could probably make a good amount of money selling her own spaghetti sauce

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zpn3/if_eminems_mom_wanted_to_she_could_probably_make/ (justjoshingiu)
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A person can be too fit for military service.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zp7k/a_person_can_be_too_fit_for_military_service/ (mathgod496)
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Lolita is the "Boku no Pico" of classic literature.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zoa7/lolita_is_the_boku_no_pico_of_classic_literature/ (Sniperfox47)
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If you are what you eat, only a small part of humans are real humans...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zo8k/if_you_are_what_you_eat_only_a_small_part_of/ (damnimnoreddituser)
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Toilet are probably the number one cause for dead legs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3znpc/toilet_are_probably_the_number_one_cause_for_dead/ (MaldingMadman)
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When you wish someone a good weekend you are technically just wishing them a good saturday because sunday is already the beginning of a new week

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3znih/when_you_wish_someone_a_good_weekend_you_are/ (Itz_Aladdin)
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Whipped cream is carbonated milk

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zna7/whipped_cream_is_carbonated_milk/ (iOnlyDateBlackGirls)
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The entire day if Christmas eve and it’s build up is much better than the actual day of xmas.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zn67/the_entire_day_if_christmas_eve_and_its_build_up/ (jahwone)
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What ever you fall asleep in become pajamas

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zn4u/what_ever_you_fall_asleep_in_become_pajamas/ (moneybot13)
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We only see the colors of the spectrum that our eyes can process, but humanity treats this like it's the only way that colors can possibly look or be seen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zmnm/we_only_see_the_colors_of_the_spectrum_that_our/ (Halituth)
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If someone says: "Don't let people tell you how to live your life." Then they're telling you how to live your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zm1v/if_someone_says_dont_let_people_tell_you_how_to/ (diedoringrosie)
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Brushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zlrk/brushing_your_teeth_is_the_only_time_you_clean/ (Deanis08)
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If everyone jumps at the same time we would destroy the earth on impact

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zlik/if_everyone_jumps_at_the_same_time_we_would/ (Av33ry_)
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For all you know if you just had one more second you could’ve connected your device to the charger before it went off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zl3q/for_all_you_know_if_you_just_had_one_more_second/ (paedomon)
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The person who created selfcest must have really loved himself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zkz3/the_person_who_created_selfcest_must_have_really/ (X-oTron)
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Tom Hanks could be abbreviated to T.hanks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zkmd/tom_hanks_could_be_abbreviated_to_thanks/ (Iammyself11)
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One day we're going to have data hoarders and their grandkids will have go go through it for anything important or sentimental

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zivp/one_day_were_going_to_have_data_hoarders_and/ (NexusSlayerZ)
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Using water rather than toilet paper after using the toilet would save a lot of trees every day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3ziic/using_water_rather_than_toilet_paper_after_using/ (Canaik)
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Cars don’t kill people, people do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zgy0/cars_dont_kill_people_people_do/ ([deleted])
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It's a shame we can't capitalize numbers to add emphasis to them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zgus/its_a_shame_we_cant_capitalize_numbers_to_add/ (ReptileLigit)
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The ocean is a carbonated beverage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zfhr/the_ocean_is_a_carbonated_beverage/ (PatPikachu)
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You can’t smell the snot inside your nose.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zeva/you_cant_smell_the_snot_inside_your_nose/ (Cube_11)
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The greatest race car driver in the world may be sitting in traffic every day on the way to his dead end job, never realizing his true potential.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zeoj/the_greatest_race_car_driver_in_the_world_may_be/ (drain65)
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Empty

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zejx/empty/ (scottishstephd)
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The guy who invented the wheel stole it from the guy who made the cheese wheel

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zeih/the_guy_who_invented_the_wheel_stole_it_from_the/ (FakeBlinq)
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There are two days that you don’t live to the fullest, the day you were born, and the day you die.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zehx/there_are_two_days_that_you_dont_live_to_the/ (Pandabrowser469)
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The age od your artificial Christmas tree can be determined by counting the rings of tape on its box.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zeca/the_age_od_your_artificial_christmas_tree_can_be/ (dlonr_space)
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The decline of the land-line phone has saved a lot of prepubescent boys the embarrassment of being mistaken for their mother

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3ze6q/the_decline_of_the_landline_phone_has_saved_a_lot/ (fur_pirate)
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A fleshlight is a mobile glory hole.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zdzo/a_fleshlight_is_a_mobile_glory_hole/ (pikknz)
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Instead of using the internet to escape real life, we are starting to use real life to escape the internet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zdoi/instead_of_using_the_internet_to_escape_real_life/ ([deleted])
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Many of us became those people we've been warned about in our childhood.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zdny/many_of_us_became_those_people_weve_been_warned/ (IDoNotNeedAnUsername)
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During their lifetime, the average person spends 4 months, 6 days and 37 minutes listening to the possible side effects of various prescription medicines.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zd6h/during_their_lifetime_the_average_person_spends_4/ (Roonwogsamduff)
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Strange that we are asked if we recall the most famous reindeer of all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zc7r/strange_that_we_are_asked_if_we_recall_the_most/ (Bjarki56)
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By this rate of technology evolution, we'll be viewed as how we see people in the stone age within 200 years

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zb8a/by_this_rate_of_technology_evolution_well_be/ (MANUT0)
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Kicking a grave sounds a lot worse than kicking a coffin.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3zams/kicking_a_grave_sounds_a_lot_worse_than_kicking_a/ (ExternalComfort)
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main characters in action movies have unlimited ammo, until they 1v1 their rival they have none.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3z9ay/main_characters_in_action_movies_have_unlimited/ (philipinian)
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Tonight because of the beggining of dick destroyer December there will be a massive wave of guys who start masturbating at 12 am going around the earth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3z999/tonight_because_of_the_beggining_of_dick/ (F0xyBG)
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When the thing you ignored one day comes back to bite hard, the bliss of ignorance is no more

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3z947/when_the_thing_you_ignored_one_day_comes_back_to/ (FreshSoul86)
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We might be the only animals that harvest milk from another animal,even though the milk was meant for there baby.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3z8a5/we_might_be_the_only_animals_that_harvest_milk/ (little_bacon098)
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If you’re influenced by an “Influencer,” you’re a little too influential.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3z89i/if_youre_influenced_by_an_influencer_youre_a/ (HungryChefBrockett)
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Creatures in the ocean don’t have a designated sleeping time. They just sleep whenever they want regardless day or night.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3z87j/creatures_in_the_ocean_dont_have_a_designated/ (Danzellimyk)
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If every conflict can be compared to a game of chess, then you can decide which piece you are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3z85z/if_every_conflict_can_be_compared_to_a_game_of/ (clydimus)
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The universe as we understand it is already infinite, but because of the Doppler effect we know it’s also expanding.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3z6u2/the_universe_as_we_understand_it_is_already/ (RegaliaR)
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We’re essentially all atoms that have become self aware

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3z6pi/were_essentially_all_atoms_that_have_become_self/ (C0II1n)
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Sex is always a gang bang when you have multiple personalities

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3z6al/sex_is_always_a_gang_bang_when_you_have_multiple/ ([deleted])
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Bubbles is probably a cheeky monkey

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3z655/bubbles_is_probably_a_cheeky_monkey/ (rnielsen776)
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The chance of being smacked in the face with an infected dildo is greatly increased in close procimity of a tornado. But that is the least of our fears at the time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3z5ba/the_chance_of_being_smacked_in_the_face_with_an/ (pebcak69)
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Sometime in the distant future archeologists will dig up our plastic and wire Christmas trees and wonder what purpose they served since we killed off actual conifers around this point in history.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3z57d/sometime_in_the_distant_future_archeologists_will/ (fdc7719)
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Considering its popularity, it probably won't be long until the fist-bump is considered a "lame dad thing" to do.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3z4jp/considering_its_popularity_it_probably_wont_be/ (Quieted_Thoughts)
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The Amazon rainforest isn’t the lungs of the world. Lungs produce carbon dioxide. The Amazon produces oxygen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3z1of/the_amazon_rainforest_isnt_the_lungs_of_the_world/ (americanpatriot___)
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Black Friday sales are the only time people behave in person like they do in traffic.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e3fshs/black_friday_sales_are_the_only_time_people/ (IntrinsicProperty)
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If you're googling "how to overcome procrastination", you're probably not on the right path to actually doing it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e2luj4/if_youre_googling_how_to_overcome_procrastination/ (VEPBXER)
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We spend a lot of time standing on our socks

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e2jh7w/we_spend_a_lot_of_time_standing_on_our_socks/ (iamthedancingegg)
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Humility can help not getting humiliated.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e2571o/humility_can_help_not_getting_humiliated/ (Kattehix)
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When you go to the barbershop, you are both the barber’s muse and canvas

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e256jx/when_you_go_to_the_barbershop_you_are_both_the/ (chronoslogical-time)
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To one generation, Pogoing is bouncing up and down on a stick. To another, PoGo-ing is catching digital Japanese monsters on your cell phone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e256al/to_one_generation_pogoing_is_bouncing_up_and_down/ (Sac_fo_dayz)
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The worse you are at reading, the better you are at coming up with passwords.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e255z6/the_worse_you_are_at_reading_the_better_you_are/ (pterv2112)
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If you pee in your dream and then in real life it’s technically a dream come true.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e24uhh/if_you_pee_in_your_dream_and_then_in_real_life/ (random-reddit-potato)
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The internet could be fake and you would never know.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e24m6p/the_internet_could_be_fake_and_you_would_never/ (lokvanjiz)
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Usually when it says “watch till the end”.. it’s pointlessly long.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e24ljo/usually_when_it_says_watch_till_the_end_its/ (icuthroughthewindow)
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Whenever you cycle a pump action firearm, you’re jerking it off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e24l0c/whenever_you_cycle_a_pump_action_firearm_youre/ (Potato-Demon)
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People are willing to accept money from the tooth-fairy, but never think about what she does with all of the teeth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e24hj6/people_are_willing_to_accept_money_from_the/ (X-Warlord)
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ok. is lava just the earths period and the volcano is the. Hole. and why is the sky blue? water isnt blue it is clear it just reflects off the sky?

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e24han/ok_is_lava_just_the_earths_period_and_the_volcano/ (AxdenHasAwesome)
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18 is when your considered mature and an “adult” but you are still a teen.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e24gyn/18_is_when_your_considered_mature_and_an_adult/ (Jephu100)
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Everyone admire's an expensive sports car, but no one admire's an 18-Wheeler that may be just as expensive and is also probably carrying an additional hundreds of thousands dollars worh of cargo.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e24ev8/everyone_admires_an_expensive_sports_car_but_no/ (AcuraBro)
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The quality of the nug is far less important than the quality of the sauce

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e24djp/the_quality_of_the_nug_is_far_less_important_than/ (SpatialCandy69)
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Vending machines are part of an elaborate scam that has gathered millions of dollars world wide simply by not giving people their change back.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e24cbi/vending_machines_are_part_of_an_elaborate_scam/ (AndrewGlinski)
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Unmarked police cars would probably fool a lot more people if they added bumper stickers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e24bzv/unmarked_police_cars_would_probably_fool_a_lot/ (GiantBastard)
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By doing some calculations, you can conclude that we use about 3 days of our life on yawning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e24bsp/by_doing_some_calculations_you_can_conclude_that/ (BirdTree2)
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Marijuana dispensaries are one kind of business where they’ll never advertise that they smoke the competition.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e24bl9/marijuana_dispensaries_are_one_kind_of_business/ (pyrodice)
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Most kids of today know Jeopardy not from watching the show, but from playing it to review for a test in class

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e249gr/most_kids_of_today_know_jeopardy_not_from/ (thatboyris)
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We constantly blame our younger selves for not doing things, but look up to our future selves to do those things instead of doing it now.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e2498k/we_constantly_blame_our_younger_selves_for_not/ (ShadeQuill)
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There will be a fake Billie Eillish redemption arc where she stops dying her hair and wearing grotesque clothing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e24957/there_will_be_a_fake_billie_eillish_redemption/ (Pleasant-Tale)
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If George Washington was still alive and was asked for hid ID, he could technically pull out a quarter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e23v9x/if_george_washington_was_still_alive_and_was/ (I_Wont_Get_Upvotes)
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Wile E. Coyote would save himself so much frustration if he set up a simple tripwire and watched the Roadrunner splat against the pavement.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e1nc6w/wile_e_coyote_would_save_himself_so_much/ (Animeking1108)
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Surely, at that one specific moment in time, not *every* single person was Kung-fu fighting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e1n9q4/surely_at_that_one_specific_moment_in_time_not/ ([deleted])
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Negative stereotypes of men have been mostly created & propagated by men themselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e1kwit/negative_stereotypes_of_men_have_been_mostly/ (BrockHeBe)
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Sea Star's have their mouths in the middle of their body's, and Ariel uses Sea Star's as bra's.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e1kvs7/sea_stars_have_their_mouths_in_the_middle_of/ (TeloJelo)
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Whenever you drink from a can, your lips touch the outside of the can, which may very well be dirty and may have been touched by someone else's fingers before

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e0xtj5/whenever_you_drink_from_a_can_your_lips_touch_the/ (KixTheSmasher)
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Driving a car that is running hot in the rain is similar to having a water cooled PC

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e0v3h6/driving_a_car_that_is_running_hot_in_the_rain_is/ (TheRealBKD)
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If one wants to be a good companion, one must be a good person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e0sr40/if_one_wants_to_be_a_good_companion_one_must_be_a/ (dinus-pl)
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The thicker a guy is, the harder it is to rape him

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e0sp70/the_thicker_a_guy_is_the_harder_it_is_to_rape_him/ (heklo7)
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If there were no laws, the crime rate would go down to 0%

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e0qxnu/if_there_were_no_laws_the_crime_rate_would_go/ (jair69)
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Mountains that get snow all year have never been seen without snow

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e0qqhg/mountains_that_get_snow_all_year_have_never_been/ (Your-Mom-Gabe)
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If we throw up out of our mouth then we throw down out of our ass

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e0qhau/if_we_throw_up_out_of_our_mouth_then_we_throw/ (whywee)
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The song Baby Shark is a lot more tolerable as a parent if you replace the word Shark with fart and open and close your butt cheeks instead of clapping your hands

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e0qfrf/the_song_baby_shark_is_a_lot_more_tolerable_as_a/ (unclerudy)
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Winter occurs twice every year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/e0kmpj/winter_occurs_twice_every_year/ (leoeastass)
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‪They have an mp3 an mp4 and if they made another one it wouldn’t end well‬

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dzjkn4/they_have_an_mp3_an_mp4_and_if_they_made_another/ (JReel-2948)
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Changing your phone's background after keeping the same one for a while feels very soothing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dzalyn/changing_your_phones_background_after_keeping_the/ (trnr3024)
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An inactive timepiece is correct twice per day; nevertheless, a backwards timepiece is correct four times a day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dzalo8/an_inactive_timepiece_is_correct_twice_per_day/ (TheJenkinsComic)
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If all calendars were like advent calendars, everyone would have an added bonus for getting up every morning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dzal4g/if_all_calendars_were_like_advent_calendars/ (IrishNSketchy)
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If Star Wars keeps doing prequels eventually the movies will take place “not so long ago in a galaxy very, very close by”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dzaktq/if_star_wars_keeps_doing_prequels_eventually_the/ (Scroobiusness)
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There are more real numbers between 0 and 1 than there are whole numbers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dzak8d/there_are_more_real_numbers_between_0_and_1_than/ (Djfrappucino)
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So between two numbers there can be and is an infinite amount of numbers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz9kkz/so_between_two_numbers_there_can_be_and_is_an/ (128386)
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W starts with a D

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz8pl7/w_starts_with_a_d/ (AmberAndreas)
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Every single letter of the alphabet is 1 consonant long, and then there’s W, which is 3

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz8pbt/every_single_letter_of_the_alphabet_is_1/ (mrmango84)
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Mostly, the thing that prevents you being in the same room with another person is a closed door.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz8p8m/mostly_the_thing_that_prevents_you_being_in_the/ (PisEqualToNP)
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Introverts feel less alone when they're alone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz8p0c/introverts_feel_less_alone_when_theyre_alone/ (MonkeyWaffle1)
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When playing the Dinosaur game ; even if your page loads before you could set an awesome high score, it will still feel like a victory.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz8ojk/when_playing_the_dinosaur_game_even_if_your_page/ (hiitsaguy)
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Our bodies constantly produce heat, we just have to surround them with cloth to actually feel it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz8oj3/our_bodies_constantly_produce_heat_we_just_have/ (DukuFuku)
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People that are not gay get made fun of for being gay more than gay people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz8nym/people_that_are_not_gay_get_made_fun_of_for_being/ (YoureTotallyScrewed)
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There are only 41 days left until a new decade.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz8mu3/there_are_only_41_days_left_until_a_new_decade/ ([deleted])
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Everybody loves pooping. Nobody likes wiping.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz8ljq/everybody_loves_pooping_nobody_likes_wiping/ (the-sling-king)
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We live on the same planet that has food eating competitions and world hunger.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz8kn9/we_live_on_the_same_planet_that_has_food_eating/ (FU3X)
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If clocks weren't invented, we would know clockwise and anticlockwise directions as "earthwise" and antiearthwise" directions which again flat earthers would deny.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz8keq/if_clocks_werent_invented_we_would_know_clockwise/ (256Moin256)
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Locks on doors are the reason people don’t just always knock.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz8kd5/locks_on_doors_are_the_reason_people_dont_just/ (ThePeoplesBard)
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Communicate with your family through emails rather than texts, as when they pass away you will always have memories to look back on.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz8k7d/communicate_with_your_family_through_emails/ (Mr-Irrelevance)
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Death is the cure of life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz8jv9/death_is_the_cure_of_life/ (Ace0fDeath)
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In a society that values kindness and generosity, it’s odd that prostitution isn’t held in greater admiration.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz8jk0/in_a_society_that_values_kindness_and_generosity/ (roastedtoperfection)
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Aloha is hi in HI.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz8ire/aloha_is_hi_in_hi/ (friggyturt)
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Farts are, in terms of sound, probably just as unique as snowflakes are, in terms of form.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz8ijq/farts_are_in_terms_of_sound_probably_just_as/ (MoradinsDong)
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"New Age" is an old school expression now

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz8ifn/new_age_is_an_old_school_expression_now/ (RegalCooper)
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Everyone goes through the phase where they think they can do something to change this world and then they get married.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz8i3f/everyone_goes_through_the_phase_where_they_think/ (oauth20)
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Basically, we're all just walking skeletons...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz8hoc/basically_were_all_just_walking_skeletons/ (Jam_maJ170507)
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The earth will eventually be considered a third world planet when we span out to the solar system

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz8hbi/the_earth_will_eventually_be_considered_a_third/ (lagoz_)
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The movie Spirited Away could be about getting really drunk and still have the same title and plot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz8hbh/the_movie_spirited_away_could_be_about_getting/ (Atalkingpizzabox)
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You are constantly thinking about something, even if you try to not to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz8gyh/you_are_constantly_thinking_about_something_even/ (MrAlexandre333)
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There is a portion of the population that learned how to spell "beautiful" from the movie "Bruce Almighty"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz8gct/there_is_a_portion_of_the_population_that_learned/ (ball_soup)
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Whoever came up with the system for the Chik Fil A drive throughs needs to be put in charge of Public Transportation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz8fq6/whoever_came_up_with_the_system_for_the_chik_fil/ (undercovertexan)
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Every single one of your ancestors managed to get laid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz8fna/every_single_one_of_your_ancestors_managed_to_get/ (reciprocal_banana)
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Pathetic fallacy suggests there may be some sort of spirit watching us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz8eme/pathetic_fallacy_suggests_there_may_be_some_sort/ (_ha_ha_no_lol_)
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Death counts are inflated because if the deadly event didn’t take place, some would have died of natural causes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz8eku/death_counts_are_inflated_because_if_the_deadly/ (oreduckian)
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The man who could combine the drive of horniness, and the mental prowess of post- nut clarity could accomplish anything.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz8e80/the_man_who_could_combine_the_drive_of_horniness/ (CosbysSpecialSauce)
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Lucky if the only part of your skeleton you ever see is your teeth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz8dy7/lucky_if_the_only_part_of_your_skeleton_you_ever/ (moneybot13)
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Technicaly speaking, you could think of year zero as existing but infinitely short portion of time. Not a year, just moment.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz8cow/technicaly_speaking_you_could_think_of_year_zero/ (Mapafius)
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A good passive-aggressive way to upset someone at work is by silent farting in their presence, forcing them to smell your shit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz8brz/a_good_passiveaggressive_way_to_upset_someone_at/ (guminhyeok)
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For some adults God is like Santa is for kids.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz8bno/for_some_adults_god_is_like_santa_is_for_kids/ (Mateicelsexos)
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If Google didn't exist we would probably be saying Yahoo it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz89yx/if_google_didnt_exist_we_would_probably_be_saying/ (digitaled92)
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Everybody has a unique font that only they know how to right in.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz89r1/everybody_has_a_unique_font_that_only_they_know/ (Osheboi11)
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No one wants to see pics of your baby, but everyone wants to see pics of your dog.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz89a1/no_one_wants_to_see_pics_of_your_baby_but/ (Getthatlunchbox)
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When you look at the sky you're just staring into space

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz88th/when_you_look_at_the_sky_youre_just_staring_into/ (XLordxArbiterX)
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Walking behind a tall person in a crowd works the same way as geese flying in a V formation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz88rh/walking_behind_a_tall_person_in_a_crowd_works_the/ (IntelligentConcepts)
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When their attempt to conquer the world through force did not work, Japan conquered the world through Anime instead

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz87oi/when_their_attempt_to_conquer_the_world_through/ ([deleted])
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It must suck for people with no arms when there are loud noises

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz876q/it_must_suck_for_people_with_no_arms_when_there/ (The_Sinologist)
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There could be millions of people with minds of Einstein, it's just that they don't have the education.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz875k/there_could_be_millions_of_people_with_minds_of/ (One_Sweet_Boio)
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Chicken Soup is actually just a health potion

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz86xx/chicken_soup_is_actually_just_a_health_potion/ (murderedcats)
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You shouldn't have to use shift to get a question mark.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz86vl/you_shouldnt_have_to_use_shift_to_get_a_question/ (DirtyiestDan04)
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When you put all your focus on remembering something, you're actually focusing on focusing not remembering.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz869u/when_you_put_all_your_focus_on_remembering/ (MANUT0)
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There is no concrete proof that any individual isn’t immortal until they die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz849y/there_is_no_concrete_proof_that_any_individual/ (MBOH296808)
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Very few things are worse than being forced to smell a stranger's fart on the train during your morning commute.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz8449/very_few_things_are_worse_than_being_forced_to/ (guminhyeok)
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Laying down is you being held in gravity's arms like a baby

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz841y/laying_down_is_you_being_held_in_gravitys_arms/ (bri64)
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The good thing about working swing shifts is that if a burglar is watching your house they won’t know when you’ll be home as opposed to a regular 9-5.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz83gk/the_good_thing_about_working_swing_shifts_is_that/ (dgroove8)
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In terms of fashion, very few things challenge you to adapt as quickly and overcome your style comfort zone as forgetting to do laundry.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz82y5/in_terms_of_fashion_very_few_things_challenge_you/ (littlepawroars)
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You remember more things you want to remember by accident than focusing on remembering things.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz81v7/you_remember_more_things_you_want_to_remember_by/ (MANUT0)
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In the third world, these are 'waterfall thoughts' or 'river thoughts.'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz81ji/in_the_third_world_these_are_waterfall_thoughts/ (bkidd942)
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One of the first things AI will learn is how to replicate itself, just like humans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz81jc/one_of_the_first_things_ai_will_learn_is_how_to/ (smoke2054)
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If someone posts a nude on here of a person in the shower, it would still be a showerthot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz81fy/if_someone_posts_a_nude_on_here_of_a_person_in/ (NueNesta)
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You never realise how loud everything around you is until you get rid of a ear clog or you're trying to be quiet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz81d8/you_never_realise_how_loud_everything_around_you/ (The_Icy_Hobbit)
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Gravity is a real downer

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz8134/gravity_is_a_real_downer/ (moneybot13)
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If you get the rhythm correct when punching in your PIN at the checkout, you can discreetly play The Terminator theme and nobody will be any the wiser.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz80qo/if_you_get_the_rhythm_correct_when_punching_in/ (Dimplestrabe)
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For some messages, you mark them read so they are no longer red.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz80du/for_some_messages_you_mark_them_read_so_they_are/ (asugaraddict)
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Money is the cheat code of life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz7zpm/money_is_the_cheat_code_of_life/ ([deleted])
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When its below freezing out the inside of your fridge is warmer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz7z9w/when_its_below_freezing_out_the_inside_of_your/ (JMF-)
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Somewhere there must be a place where the mail arrives at 8:00am and the trash truck comes at 3:00pm.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz7wga/somewhere_there_must_be_a_place_where_the_mail/ (chrislstark)
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Traveling is being safeguard of your luggage while it's exploring the world

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz7vf0/traveling_is_being_safeguard_of_your_luggage/ (Bartejos)
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Using chemicals to remove polish is a standard procedure, but using chemicals to remove Polish and you’ve just started WW2.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz7un2/using_chemicals_to_remove_polish_is_a_standard/ (zachp787)
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You've probably touched something that has never been touched in the history of mankind.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz7u7c/youve_probably_touched_something_that_has_never/ (Blue_Blaze25)
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The feeling of being used is much better than the feeling of being forgotten.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz7t06/the_feeling_of_being_used_is_much_better_than_the/ (HimanshuLoona)
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We all breath under water when clouds are above us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz7smn/we_all_breath_under_water_when_clouds_are_above_us/ (ChickenNugget126)
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The kids who "live the life high" will be tomorrow's drugdealers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dz5hwv/the_kids_who_live_the_life_high_will_be_tomorrows/ (MyUserName-exe)
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You will be nostalgic about today in 10 years from now.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyv5in/you_will_be_nostalgic_about_today_in_10_years/ (AkivaE)
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R is P taking a step.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyv3he/r_is_p_taking_a_step/ (ccurtiswriting)
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50 years back, there wasn't much of a difference between a Joker and a Clown unlike now

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyv3bp/50_years_back_there_wasnt_much_of_a_difference/ (theEndWasShit)
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If everyone saw colors differently no one would know

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyv2un/if_everyone_saw_colors_differently_no_one_would/ (koreangamerguy)
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The pitch for The Mandalorian probably went like this: “Baby Yoda. You nerds figure out the rest.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyv2bg/the_pitch_for_the_mandalorian_probably_went_like/ (pokumbo)
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Everyone with a driver's license and a job is a licensed professional.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyv1im/everyone_with_a_drivers_license_and_a_job_is_a/ (AestheticDeficiency)
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The more people share a silence, the more silent it feels.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyv0xw/the_more_people_share_a_silence_the_more_silent/ (listeningpartywreck)
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Flash mobs almost always get standing ovations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyv0tr/flash_mobs_almost_always_get_standing_ovations/ (Insanebrain247)
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Prison is societal's time out

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyv0rl/prison_is_societals_time_out/ (jasmineqn)
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In a few years, kids will be able to say that their first phone was a flip phone and people won't automatically think it was a cheap, old one.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyv0el/in_a_few_years_kids_will_be_able_to_say_that/ (FTFxHailstorm)
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The Truman Show town had its internet censored

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyv08s/the_truman_show_town_had_its_internet_censored/ (CaptainClicheUFP)
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Colorblind people don't fuck with gender reveal parties.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyv07c/colorblind_people_dont_fuck_with_gender_reveal/ (Elev8rMusic)
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A pillow behind your head helps you sleep, a pillow in front of your head helps you sleep forever.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyv02o/a_pillow_behind_your_head_helps_you_sleep_a/ (thisisdjjjjjjjjjj)
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It's funny how we think that the North is cold, while we forget the fact that the Antarctica is a literal frozen continent.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyuzsj/its_funny_how_we_think_that_the_north_is_cold/ (Russ14nb0t)
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Using the word 'probability' increases the probability of it's usage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyuzf3/using_the_word_probability_increases_the/ (theEndWasShit)
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People born in the 2090s will look at “90s kids” the same way we look at people born in the 1890s.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyuz26/people_born_in_the_2090s_will_look_at_90s_kids/ (andyq13)
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Vampires are a better pyramid scheme than zombies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyuyi0/vampires_are_a_better_pyramid_scheme_than_zombies/ (cubicApocalypse)
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When you says that you’re feeling “deja vu” you’re speaking French without notice it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyuxwq/when_you_says_that_youre_feeling_deja_vu_youre/ (carliboii)
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The face of our great maybe grand children when we will tell them we were washing and poopooing in clean water.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyuxvm/the_face_of_our_great_maybe_grand_children_when/ (256grams)
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Half of news channel’s air time seems to be follow up’s on what they talked about yesterday.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyuxr3/half_of_news_channels_air_time_seems_to_be_follow/ (XManBoss6)
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The chances of someone being struck by lightning increases with every person that's born.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyuxfz/the_chances_of_someone_being_struck_by_lightning/ (DannyPipeCalling)
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Jedi and other star wars troops and civilians must get extreme jet lag travelling from solar system to solar system.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyuwpx/jedi_and_other_star_wars_troops_and_civilians/ (kasperthecat777)
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Being a child is having excitement for the scale. Being an adult is dreading the scale.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyuwh6/being_a_child_is_having_excitement_for_the_scale/ (Zeranonia)
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The most realistic part of Monopoly is that you can pay your way out of jail time

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyuvvl/the_most_realistic_part_of_monopoly_is_that_you/ (TheyCallMeDrAsshole)
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The postal service is mostly a garbage delivery service.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyuvpk/the_postal_service_is_mostly_a_garbage_delivery/ (sheafif)
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Your dad is either someone you aspire to be or someone you wish to never be

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyuvhd/your_dad_is_either_someone_you_aspire_to_be_or/ (jumbojim7485)
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If you are wondering if something is safe for work, it's not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyuv1f/if_you_are_wondering_if_something_is_safe_for/ (angus63)
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Automation is the low skilled immigrant of our time

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyuu33/automation_is_the_low_skilled_immigrant_of_our/ (Bird_Song)
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The question "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?" does not specify what kind of egg. You just assume it's a chicken egg due to it being in the question. Dinosaurs were laying eggs long before chickens came to exist. So, the egg came first.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyutxm/the_question_which_came_first_the_chicken_or_the/ (XanderGauge)
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Tom Brady is the Tom Cruise of football. Tom Cruise is the Tom Brady of acting.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyuto5/tom_brady_is_the_tom_cruise_of_football_tom/ (Fornowwetoast)
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Confetti is plural, so a single piece of it is a confettus.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyutkq/confetti_is_plural_so_a_single_piece_of_it_is_a/ (QuestioWo)
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Gamers who wear glasses have to worry about 2 different types of frames dropping

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyut7k/gamers_who_wear_glasses_have_to_worry_about_2/ (AilanMoone)
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When you buy an antique, you buy a new old item.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyuszl/when_you_buy_an_antique_you_buy_a_new_old_item/ (KillerJester88)
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"Not all heroes wear capes." is a dumb expression. Most heroes don't wear capes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyusrn/not_all_heroes_wear_capes_is_a_dumb_expression/ (ideapit)
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In six years Ashton Kutcher will be AK-47

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyusnh/in_six_years_ashton_kutcher_will_be_ak47/ (Catboybrad)
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Long distance road trips for a deaf driver are probably really boring

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyusit/long_distance_road_trips_for_a_deaf_driver_are/ (FoundWaldo_meh)
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Someone having sex in public is considered disgraceful, but then pornography sites get billions of views daily.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyury2/someone_having_sex_in_public_is_considered/ (TheOneAndOnlyTimboh)
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Most people who play Nerf competitively don’t have to wear eye protection, because most of them already wear glasses.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyurr0/most_people_who_play_nerf_competitively_dont_have/ (That-Beagle)
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One person can be unharmed by something that was fatal to another person just on chance

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyur9l/one_person_can_be_unharmed_by_something_that_was/ (Dirtydab94)
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Despite the saying 'bone dry', our bones are wet so long as we live.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyuqnu/despite_the_saying_bone_dry_our_bones_are_wet_so/ (salesberg)
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The area where our eyelids tuck away when we open our eyes thankfully doesn't sweat like our armpits.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyuptt/the_area_where_our_eyelids_tuck_away_when_we_open/ (RrxGamer9000)
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The opportunity to pay millions in taxes is a blessing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyup5k/the_opportunity_to_pay_millions_in_taxes_is_a/ (zqxop)
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Things will get worse before they get better

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyuo73/things_will_get_worse_before_they_get_better/ (wengchunkn)
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There’s probably an asteroid that will cause certain extinction that scientists are keeping secret so we don’t freak out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyuo50/theres_probably_an_asteroid_that_will_cause/ (lil_babywipe_)
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We found a way to sort everything into ones and zeros, then we made something that’s both.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyunuy/we_found_a_way_to_sort_everything_into_ones_and/ (DragonElder)
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Most prisons have more variety in the food than homes have for domestic animals.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyunmw/most_prisons_have_more_variety_in_the_food_than/ (AnalDonkeyX3000)
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Everyone talks about how foot ball doesn't really use your feet more then any other sport but no-one talks about how foot ball isn't even played with a ball

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyumw4/everyone_talks_about_how_foot_ball_doesnt_really/ (Alarmedsubset50)
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Your body is flat for the micro organisms living on it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyuma2/your_body_is_flat_for_the_micro_organisms_living/ (Kabeer_soni)
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Most people are more scared of what could be in the dark than the dark itself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyulw5/most_people_are_more_scared_of_what_could_be_in/ (McWendyKing69)
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If Eve hadn’t eaten the apple, one if her kids would have.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyulku/if_eve_hadnt_eaten_the_apple_one_if_her_kids/ (Becauseisaidsotoo)
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Since no one has ever found half a tongue laying in the plains of Africa, it's safe to assume lion do not bite their own tongues.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyukp3/since_no_one_has_ever_found_half_a_tongue_laying/ (Roivas14)
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Ignorance is bliss, which is probably why people are getting more depressed

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyukjt/ignorance_is_bliss_which_is_probably_why_people/ (bitter_decaf)
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A man a plan a canal Panama backwards

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyukhb/a_man_a_plan_a_canal_panama_backwards/ (StevenStarkem)
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The brain is the most meta thing to think about if you think about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyuk4e/the_brain_is_the_most_meta_thing_to_think_about/ (bipnoodooshup)
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It's crazy that kids can work a smart phone but can't tie their shoes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyuk3s/its_crazy_that_kids_can_work_a_smart_phone_but/ ([deleted])
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"Another one bites the dust" was the pumped up kicks of the 80s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyujy8/another_one_bites_the_dust_was_the_pumped_up/ (4THKOGM)
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Winter is the only season that happens twice a year

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyujxz/winter_is_the_only_season_that_happens_twice_a/ (maulpoke)
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It’s slightly stupid that JK Rowling named a werewolf character Remus Lupin, with Remus being a mythological figured raised by a wolf, and Lupin being the Latin word for wolf.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyujtb/its_slightly_stupid_that_jk_rowling_named_a/ (ArseArse69)
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Nobody thinks about what the glass is half full/empty of. It would probably be better to look at the glass half empty if it was full of something like urine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyujni/nobody_thinks_about_what_the_glass_is_half/ (Names-Are-Hard305)
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Being at the top of the bottom is the same as being the bottom of the top

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyuios/being_at_the_top_of_the_bottom_is_the_same_as/ (yellow-memes)
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You were inside your mother longer than your Dad ever will be.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyuiay/you_were_inside_your_mother_longer_than_your_dad/ (WrecklessX420)
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While alive, your skeleton never touches the ground if you are lucky

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyui5w/while_alive_your_skeleton_never_touches_the/ (moneybot13)
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Pomegranate seeds are nature's Gushers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyui3e/pomegranate_seeds_are_natures_gushers/ (your_ruca)
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Paul Simon said there's fifty ways to leave your lover, but he only told us eight of them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyuhs8/paul_simon_said_theres_fifty_ways_to_leave_your/ (Columbusquill1977)
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With the acceptance of electronic currency the change jar is destined to go the way of the dodo.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyugju/with_the_acceptance_of_electronic_currency_the/ (hucksee)
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Maternity leave for taking care of baby yodas species must be a very long time

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyufo7/maternity_leave_for_taking_care_of_baby_yodas/ (OwenF2019)
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One day, without knowing it, you will have the last sexual intercourse of your life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyufas/one_day_without_knowing_it_you_will_have_the_last/ (MonkeyWaffle1)
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It's not impossible to think that your unique password is being used by another person.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyufaj/its_not_impossible_to_think_that_your_unique/ (IrishNSketchy)
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If nobody spoke unless spoken to, nobody would speak at all.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyue2a/if_nobody_spoke_unless_spoken_to_nobody_would/ (I_got_TRIGGERED)
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Every week they post new numbers on the lottery billboards but you never see the people actually changing them in the act.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyudz8/every_week_they_post_new_numbers_on_the_lottery/ (Imsoamerican)
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If we could see our stats, we can improve our life very much easier.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyudqd/if_we_could_see_our_stats_we_can_improve_our_life/ (indonesianfurrycum)
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Humans are lucky that the digestive system operates in the direction that it does, and not in reverse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyucwm/humans_are_lucky_that_the_digestive_system/ (swollenbumholio)
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If your life goes downhill fast, you could end up getting the can you donated to the food drive

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyucsd/if_your_life_goes_downhill_fast_you_could_end_up/ (TSDDE_Official)
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If spiders knew how afraid we were of them, they would rule the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyubzr/if_spiders_knew_how_afraid_we_were_of_them_they/ (LavendarFlower)
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Youngsters are in a rush to speed up time and ‘oldsters’ are in a rush to slow it down.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyubll/youngsters_are_in_a_rush_to_speed_up_time_and/ (Miabott)
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In Australia Christmas is in the summertime.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyub45/in_australia_christmas_is_in_the_summertime/ (Spooncer003)
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Some of the nicest people are the ones who life has kicked in the butt the most.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyuajk/some_of_the_nicest_people_are_the_ones_who_life/ (delta-vega-12)
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Until not so long ago people living in hot regions of the world could live their entire life without knowing what ice was

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyua5h/until_not_so_long_ago_people_living_in_hot/ (peterthot69)
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You can judge society by how the two people in trouble for Epstein's murder are working class

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyu9sw/you_can_judge_society_by_how_the_two_people_in/ (buckfasthero)
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We often plan for our family's next generation, but we will most likely never see the effects of our planning.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyu9n9/we_often_plan_for_our_familys_next_generation_but/ (head_n_shoulders)
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The older you get, the less impressive your musical talent is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyu8zj/the_older_you_get_the_less_impressive_your/ (spangr)
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Lucy basically became a planeswalker at the end of the movie.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyu8ha/lucy_basically_became_a_planeswalker_at_the_end/ (darkequation)
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Facial hair is considered less gross the more of it that someone has.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyu8gm/facial_hair_is_considered_less_gross_the_more_of/ (kiwithebun)
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If interestelar planetary colonization becomes a thing, horoscopes will become a real confusing mess.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyu8aj/if_interestelar_planetary_colonization_becomes_a/ (AlbinoLizardScrotum)
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If pigs flew, their wings would probably be delicious.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyu7q6/if_pigs_flew_their_wings_would_probably_be/ (Wow_Unique_Username)
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iPhone users know when they’re texting an iPhone vs Android, but Android users have no idea what kind of phone the other person has

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyu7n2/iphone_users_know_when_theyre_texting_an_iphone/ (psychitstys)
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The cast of dude perfect would make unbelievable snipers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyu76b/the_cast_of_dude_perfect_would_make_unbelievable/ (OMGYourBaby)
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Hell is a prison and Satan is trapped there. “King of Hell” is kind of a mocking title given to him.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyu72p/hell_is_a_prison_and_satan_is_trapped_there_king/ (BigNews96)
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Some people get more attention from online strangers on the internet during their cake day than they do on their real life birthday.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyu65m/some_people_get_more_attention_from_online/ (DillSoupYT)
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If we lived in a country with leaves as currency, money would grow on trees.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyu5tg/if_we_lived_in_a_country_with_leaves_as_currency/ (titanos_)
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It's pretty ironic that to "hide" a photo on an iPhone, you first need to press the "share" button

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyu5te/its_pretty_ironic_that_to_hide_a_photo_on_an/ (dankappledrank)
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You don’t realize how much of a blessing it is to breathe through your nose until you get a cold or sinus infection.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyu55t/you_dont_realize_how_much_of_a_blessing_it_is_to/ (hermitnerd1)
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When your little, you are praised for saying poo poo and using the toilet but as a adult you can't say poo poo or you look weird

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyu4yl/when_your_little_you_are_praised_for_saying_poo/ (2b2t_Military)
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You might have Alzheimer’s

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyu4m5/you_might_have_alzheimers/ (Get_Swazzed)
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Water isn't wet until it touches something

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyu4cz/water_isnt_wet_until_it_touches_something/ (Bootyman25)
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A firefly is the opposite of a waterfall

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyu46d/a_firefly_is_the_opposite_of_a_waterfall/ (shields_wheats)
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There was once a time when getting an email from a robot sounded really awesome, but now it's a nuisance.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyu363/there_was_once_a_time_when_getting_an_email_from/ (snidergp)
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Secret Santa was only created so you don't have to buy everyone in your family/friends a present.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyu2wc/secret_santa_was_only_created_so_you_dont_have_to/ (Grfen911)
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In the game of life is fun... but in the end no one wins

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyu2rn/in_the_game_of_life_is_fun_but_in_the_end_no_one/ (shane-heaps)
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There could be a time on the clock you’ve never been awake, like 4:14 a.m. and you wouldn’t know it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyu2n0/there_could_be_a_time_on_the_clock_youve_never/ (Wow_Unique_Username)
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Evolution is the biggest example of the fact that many wrongs CAN make a right.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyu2er/evolution_is_the_biggest_example_of_the_fact_that/ (Noidlefttotake)
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it is respectable to say good game after the game but arrogant to say it before the game

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyu28i/it_is_respectable_to_say_good_game_after_the_game/ (jakovb)
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Wheelbarrows are the cyclops of wheeled carts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyu271/wheelbarrows_are_the_cyclops_of_wheeled_carts/ (jimmisman)
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Every showerthought we put on here we think it hope it’ll be a success when realistically 95% end up bombing

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyu1vn/every_showerthought_we_put_on_here_we_think_it/ (medium-rare-chicken)
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You know you are getting old when Obi-Wan from the original Star Wars looks like just like your drinking buddies

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyu1h5/you_know_you_are_getting_old_when_obiwan_from_the/ (JoolianFlicks)
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It doesn't matter how thick or thin toilet paper is, you fold it anyway. The only thing that matters is texture.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyu0tc/it_doesnt_matter_how_thick_or_thin_toilet_paper/ (CantMatchTheThatch)
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Santa Claus teaches children that it’s okay to break into someone’s house, as long as you have gifts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyu0oq/santa_claus_teaches_children_that_its_okay_to/ (reedchristopher45)
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In the MCU Spiderman often says that he loves Star Wars but Samuel L Jackson plays both Nick Fury and Mace Windu in Star Wars.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyu0nx/in_the_mcu_spiderman_often_says_that_he_loves/ (IQSucks)
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We all have the ability to just die or hurt ourselves at anytime but just don't.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyu0n4/we_all_have_the_ability_to_just_die_or_hurt/ ([deleted])
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In theory, there will eventually be a point in our Earth’s history where all water will have once been soup.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyu0fk/in_theory_there_will_eventually_be_a_point_in_our/ (sturgeon565)
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The reason for overpopulation isn’t an increase in the birth rate, it’s the decrease in the infant mortality rate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyu076/the_reason_for_overpopulation_isnt_an_increase_in/ (Milton3002)
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Digital photographs seem as if they'll last longer than physical ones when in actuality they might be more likely to be lost through obsolescence of technology than they would otherwise in physical form

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytzy4/digital_photographs_seem_as_if_theyll_last_longer/ (ledrip)
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Wtf happened to Micro Pigs...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytzp6/wtf_happened_to_micro_pigs/ (benshaw997)
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We assume bank robbers are criminals after money, but they may just be looking for the ultimate game of hide and seek.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytzhz/we_assume_bank_robbers_are_criminals_after_money/ (Wow_Unique_Username)
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Now cash feels like play money and credit cards, debit cards, and electronic money are real.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytyv7/now_cash_feels_like_play_money_and_credit_cards/ (av8tor_1ab)
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If you pick the fattest kid in duck, duck, goose, the odds you’ll win are exponentially higher.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyty5q/if_you_pick_the_fattest_kid_in_duck_duck_goose/ (Wow_Unique_Username)
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Many of the comedic situations in Seinfeld could have been avoided if cell phones were common.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytxja/many_of_the_comedic_situations_in_seinfeld_could/ (marble68)
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There's a lot of music majors who have decent gigs because original band members OD'd and needed replacing...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytxia/theres_a_lot_of_music_majors_who_have_decent_gigs/ (AnGabhaDubh)
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In the olden days, the poor entertained the rich, today the rich entertains the poor.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytxi3/in_the_olden_days_the_poor_entertained_the_rich/ (Mentally-Asane)
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The fatter you get, the higher your odds in spin the bottle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytxfc/the_fatter_you_get_the_higher_your_odds_in_spin/ (Wow_Unique_Username)
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most people wish someone would love them as much as their dog does

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytxb1/most_people_wish_someone_would_love_them_as_much/ (interestingintellect)
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People born in 1999 will now be living in their FOURTH decade.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytwyu/people_born_in_1999_will_now_be_living_in_their/ (cityboy2)
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The only way to prove you needed to act to prevent a catastrophe is to fail to act to prevent the catastrophe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytwxs/the_only_way_to_prove_you_needed_to_act_to/ (bomnjom)
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Our social economic lifestyles remove us from the natural order the same as an animal in the zoo lives, comfortable, but not truly free.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytwg5/our_social_economic_lifestyles_remove_us_from_the/ (LaikasDad)
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Every European language has the same damn alphabet and no one talks about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytwfc/every_european_language_has_the_same_damn/ (ThingyThinger19)
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Your brain is a mouth that talks involuntarily.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytw8x/your_brain_is_a_mouth_that_talks_involuntarily/ ([deleted])
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If cells have mitosis, viruses self-replicate, and humans have sex, the galaxies have the Big Bang

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytvkv/if_cells_have_mitosis_viruses_selfreplicate_and/ (NotIanMalcom)
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Maybe someday timetravel will in fact be created, but we don't see any timetravelers around today because we don't miss the past.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytv6e/maybe_someday_timetravel_will_in_fact_be_created/ (hufflepuff-slowpoke)
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Your brain is the involuntary version of your mouth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytv4h/your_brain_is_the_involuntary_version_of_your/ ([deleted])
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The longer it takes you to break into a locked vehicle, the more likely people are to assume that you locked your own keys in the car.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytuq4/the_longer_it_takes_you_to_break_into_a_locked/ (myexguessesmyuser)
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Schools can only work because students unanimously agree on the rules; an entire high school can be overrun in minutes if the student body wanted to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytuf5/schools_can_only_work_because_students/ (willyandbum)
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Medusa was probably a beautiful woman that made people get hard, but after many versions, people ended up being turned to stone instead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytuef/medusa_was_probably_a_beautiful_woman_that_made/ (125RAILGUN)
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Babies are technically people-made.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytuak/babies_are_technically_peoplemade/ (Blue_Chameleon_)
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Everyone is a result of a co-op game that ended with a epic Easter Egg 9 months later

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyttcv/everyone_is_a_result_of_a_coop_game_that_ended/ (Wow_Unique_Username)
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Unless advanced space travel becomes a thing, you’ll never be in the same spot twice in the universe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytt76/unless_advanced_space_travel_becomes_a_thing/ (ArchticStyx)
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If Play Doh isn't meant to be eaten

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytszk/if_play_doh_isnt_meant_to_be_eaten/ (DreamsD351GN)
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Dog owners spend a disturbing amount of time watching shit come out of their dog’s ass.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytsq9/dog_owners_spend_a_disturbing_amount_of_time/ (papabonoboe)
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Bigfoot probably has a good laugh every morning when he puts on his size 5 shoes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytsnb/bigfoot_probably_has_a_good_laugh_every_morning/ (guminhyeok)
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We are currently creating the memories that we are going to be nostalgic about at the end of 2029.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytshq/we_are_currently_creating_the_memories_that_we/ (AkivaE)
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For a lot of guys in World War II, their first trip to the beach was their last trip anywhere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyts65/for_a_lot_of_guys_in_world_war_ii_their_first/ (03mark87)
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Failure is the most effective way to learn. It's also the most expensive.which is why it's the most effective.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytrk4/failure_is_the_most_effective_way_to_learn_its/ (DereliqeMyBalls)
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If you get pissed on, you get pissed off.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytr3q/if_you_get_pissed_on_you_get_pissed_off/ (lamenoosh)
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Anytime someone responds with "Living the Dream"...they definitely want to kill themself.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytqy1/anytime_someone_responds_with_living_the/ (ortofon88)
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The more battery you have at the end of the day, The better day you've had.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytqly/the_more_battery_you_have_at_the_end_of_the_day/ (Mikerobin25)
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People tend to say they would die for someone but saying you would live for them is actually more. Cause “dying” is pretty easy , it’s “living” the hard part.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytp2p/people_tend_to_say_they_would_die_for_someone_but/ (FGorgo)
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Raking leaves is a mass funeral for the living creature that tried to clean up all the carbon dioxide you generate during their lives.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytp20/raking_leaves_is_a_mass_funeral_for_the_living/ (TJD82)
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The floor acts as a table for a table.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytopc/the_floor_acts_as_a_table_for_a_table/ ([deleted])
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Someone who was born on the other side of the world at the same time as you would have a different birthday

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytoh1/someone_who_was_born_on_the_other_side_of_the/ (Da_real_Ben_Killian)
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Maybe big foot has little feet and that’s why we have yet to find him.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytofe/maybe_big_foot_has_little_feet_and_thats_why_we/ ([deleted])
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Bodily fluids are less gross before they come out of your body

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytn86/bodily_fluids_are_less_gross_before_they_come_out/ (duckdotdvck)
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Your dick never sees the light of day, yet it’s not as white ultimate frisbee.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytmqk/your_dick_never_sees_the_light_of_day_yet_its_not/ (Maximus-Pantoe)
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Within the next decade we’ll have to jailbreak our cars and buy an add on steering wheel to break the speed limit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytm8y/within_the_next_decade_well_have_to_jailbreak_our/ (Wow_Unique_Username)
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Every single one of your ancestors got laid

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytlzv/every_single_one_of_your_ancestors_got_laid/ ([deleted])
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It's pretty insane how quickly most people of all ages and languages adapted to using credit/debit cards with chips, compared to with the rollouts of other new technologies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytlzl/its_pretty_insane_how_quickly_most_people_of_all/ (NappyFlickz)
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Even though your thoughts don’t have sound, you can still hear them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytlxz/even_though_your_thoughts_dont_have_sound_you_can/ ([deleted])
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Being unpopular is a pretty useful skill if you like to spend time alone...

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytlhz/being_unpopular_is_a_pretty_useful_skill_if_you/ (JoolianFlicks)
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You can hear thoughts as clearly as you can hear sound.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytlg5/you_can_hear_thoughts_as_clearly_as_you_can_hear/ ([deleted])
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Shit may actually taste good, but people who say "This food tastes like shit" don't know what they actually taste like.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytl6a/shit_may_actually_taste_good_but_people_who_say/ (Tangerine15843)
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A $2000 device made thousands of miles away has free delivery, but a pizza made 5 miles away has a delivery fee AND an expected tip.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytklw/a_2000_device_made_thousands_of_miles_away_has/ (Wow_Unique_Username)
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You have the power to end a bloodline that could have started centuries ago

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytkjd/you_have_the_power_to_end_a_bloodline_that_could/ (Nibba_got_beanz)
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Having one certain brand of a pencil is great having more then one isn’t so great.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytj9d/having_one_certain_brand_of_a_pencil_is_great/ (YoUfiSHyBo)
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Some cartoons will show a character's naked ass but never show nude female breasts, even though asses are way more sexual than breasts.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytj2l/some_cartoons_will_show_a_characters_naked_ass/ (WomenFuckMyWiteAss)
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The Klondike bar wouldn’t do a thing for you

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytiso/the_klondike_bar_wouldnt_do_a_thing_for_you/ ([deleted])
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Monocles are glasses for cyclops’s.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytinw/monocles_are_glasses_for_cyclopss/ (_tilted_lamp_)
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Your phone battery percentage is a good indicator of how responsible you are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytinf/your_phone_battery_percentage_is_a_good_indicator/ (WantonTomato)
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There’s a chance someone may have actually thought about kidnapping you today.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytifk/theres_a_chance_someone_may_have_actually_thought/ (guminhyeok)
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Viruses are actually scary as hell, they inject themselves into your cells and then use your DNA to multiply and make copies of themselves to kill you faster.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyti3l/viruses_are_actually_scary_as_hell_they_inject/ (ShadowZlayer)
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Ironically, water makes the air surrounding it more dry due to condensation

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyti0n/ironically_water_makes_the_air_surrounding_it/ (howiemandealt)
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In video games when you play against CPU you're opponent has aimbot

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytgms/in_video_games_when_you_play_against_cpu_youre/ (JamieHeffo)
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Almost every person on this planet must have tasted their own goop/booger intentionally or unintentionally.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytgby/almost_every_person_on_this_planet_must_have/ (babaa117)
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Many subways/trams have rules that forbid leaning against the doors of the train, yet those doors have an automatic violator kick system in place

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytfnj/many_subwaystrams_have_rules_that_forbid_leaning/ (Background_Location)
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Future generations may look back and think out culture idolize dogs similarly to how we think Egyptians idolized cats (US)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytfi2/future_generations_may_look_back_and_think_out/ (Fly_MartinZ)
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Some countries refer to warships as female and others as male, so if one country decommissions a ship and sells it to another, that ship is trans.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytfho/some_countries_refer_to_warships_as_female_and/ (Cptcuddlybuns)
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The real lazy people are not the ones who play video games. It's the people who don't want to walk a metre to put something in the garbage!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytf9t/the_real_lazy_people_are_not_the_ones_who_play/ (Snow_Mexican1)
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Practically every kid has a dangerous weapon with saliva molded candy canes sharpened to the extreme

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytf69/practically_every_kid_has_a_dangerous_weapon_with/ (dont_roast_me)
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If we didn't have mobile data caps, and Google steamed Android OS to phones, that could probably work really well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytety/if_we_didnt_have_mobile_data_caps_and_google/ (Alex11867)
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There’s a chance someone has thought about murdering you today.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytepe/theres_a_chance_someone_has_thought_about/ ([deleted])
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The pros and cons of being alone is both being alone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyteng/the_pros_and_cons_of_being_alone_is_both_being/ ([deleted])
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You have the power to create hell in somebody’s reality if they try to make you feel a certain way. All you have to do is act according for the way they made you feel.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytefp/you_have_the_power_to_create_hell_in_somebodys/ (nekuyrohs)
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People would fulfill their lives so much more if aging was reversed. you are born old and die young. Each birthday you celebrate makes you one year closer to death but it also makes you younger and healthier.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyte7a/people_would_fulfill_their_lives_so_much_more_if/ (IdaniBani)
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We have computers in our pockets, sent a car into space, and create artificial intelligence, but yet we as a society haven't accomplished mass market sound reduced wash rooms.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytdzd/we_have_computers_in_our_pockets_sent_a_car_into/ (dakatzpajamas)
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The Klondike Bar is selfish. It expects us to do so much for it, but never offers to do anything for us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytd6p/the_klondike_bar_is_selfish_it_expects_us_to_do/ ([deleted])
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People in the gender reveal business are worried at which age we stop with the self declaration.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytcsf/people_in_the_gender_reveal_business_are_worried/ (donadello-ra)
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After a man shaves his face, he has less hair on his face than a woman does.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytc7f/after_a_man_shaves_his_face_he_has_less_hair_on/ (owen_skye)
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You can usually tell when a jump scare is coming in a movie just by listening out for the music, but it always makes you jump anyway.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytbln/you_can_usually_tell_when_a_jump_scare_is_coming/ (IrishNSketchy)
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There will never be a "Half-Life 3" because the two half-lives already added up to one full life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytbiv/there_will_never_be_a_halflife_3_because_the_two/ (ChineseToTheBone)
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The Terminator movies are prequels to the Matrix movies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytapd/the_terminator_movies_are_prequels_to_the_matrix/ (KarmaWhore97)
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Cats and Dogs think we’re barking and meowing when we’re talking

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dytao3/cats_and_dogs_think_were_barking_and_meowing_when/ (Duebam)
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Getting older really puts a damper on “yo mama” jokes since your similarly aged buddy’s mama may not be alive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyt919/getting_older_really_puts_a_damper_on_yo_mama/ (BrilliantControl)
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There's probably a musician/band out there who you would obsess over and adore, but never in your whole life will you discover who they are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyt8zy/theres_probably_a_musicianband_out_there_who_you/ (abnormalabbi)
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If the party is cool, chill, lit, fire, steamy, hot, foggy, hazy, smokin, sizzling, and staying straight up frosty all at once that’s totally fucking amazing. But just one cold or boiling person can ruin it for everyone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyt8u7/if_the_party_is_cool_chill_lit_fire_steamy_hot/ (Celestial_Inferno)
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A human operating at speed of a computer is appreciable but a computer operating at speed of a human isn't.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyt8kc/a_human_operating_at_speed_of_a_computer_is/ (PeachGrandson)
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“Real people” and “actors” are not, in fact, mutually exclusive.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyt83b/real_people_and_actors_are_not_in_fact_mutually/ (im-jared-im-19)
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If robocallers fake worldwide emergencies, that could possibly be catastrophic if enough people fall for it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyt80m/if_robocallers_fake_worldwide_emergencies_that/ (Alex11867)
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Most people don't want to be average but average is what most people are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyt7zn/most_people_dont_want_to_be_average_but_average/ (ujjwalbachwani)
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If you say W, you are practically saying double you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyt7yg/if_you_say_w_you_are_practically_saying_double_you/ (Tapoutgod)
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Often times, the villain who says “You can run but you can’t hide!” is hidden from.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyt78f/often_times_the_villain_who_says_you_can_run_but/ (wBenEas)
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Wanna know why paedophiles like tennis? Because love 15

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyt73m/wanna_know_why_paedophiles_like_tennis_because/ (housefire25)
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We never blame pencils/pens when someone cheats on a test, but we are quick to blame technology we don't like when someone uses it with bad intentions.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyt6w2/we_never_blame_pencilspens_when_someone_cheats_on/ ([deleted])
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School isn’t about learning facts. It’s about learning how to think and use your brain effectively.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyt4vr/school_isnt_about_learning_facts_its_about/ (Brendraws)
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If you have a hand fetsish than you can beat your meat to your hand with your hand

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyt4ov/if_you_have_a_hand_fetsish_than_you_can_beat_your/ (ricekrispyiscrisp)
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Whenever a dating app works, it loses 2 of its users.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyt4h5/whenever_a_dating_app_works_it_loses_2_of_its/ (Parr0t_Milk)
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If you were flying around the world using a map with the Mercator projection, you would appear to travel faster near the top and bottom parts of the map.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyt4gz/if_you_were_flying_around_the_world_using_a_map/ (tryMelDareYou)
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oatmeal raisin cookies are good, but everyone has a grudge against them because they look like chocolate chip cookies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyt444/oatmeal_raisin_cookies_are_good_but_everyone_has/ (_Pellucidity_)
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The fact that you are alive could have changed the course of the entire world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyt42q/the_fact_that_you_are_alive_could_have_changed/ (NitroShott)
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When a person you are sexually attracted to tells you to kiss their ass as an insult, instead of being offended, you might actually want to do it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyt41c/when_a_person_you_are_sexually_attracted_to_tells/ (NiGhTmArEofInSaNiTy)
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You can tell someone to google something by saying "Don't google ___"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyt3v3/you_can_tell_someone_to_google_something_by/ (Socciety)
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Hundreds of people are still infected with the Black Plague today.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyt3eh/hundreds_of_people_are_still_infected_with_the/ (Zacmey)
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Therapist with a space in between is "The Rapist"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyt3ef/therapist_with_a_space_in_between_is_the_rapist/ (RelevantQuantity)
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Truth and facts are complicated... propaganda is designed for you to easily believe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyt3da/truth_and_facts_are_complicated_propaganda_is/ (loath-engine)
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Practicly, we have just 2 world sides, north(south) and east(west), because when you go north you can reach the south, and when you go east you can reach the west.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyt38n/practicly_we_have_just_2_world_sides_northsouth/ (baja1607)
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People talk less with their subconscious as technology improves and become more accessible.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyt374/people_talk_less_with_their_subconscious_as/ (IngeniousDummy)
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If you hate Mondays and live to be 70, then you have hated almost ten years of your life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyt2vo/if_you_hate_mondays_and_live_to_be_70_then_you/ (Bjarki56)
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When you're a kid you fear the unknown, but as you grow up you start fearing the known.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyt2b2/when_youre_a_kid_you_fear_the_unknown_but_as_you/ (mropio)
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Rap and Country music don't share many similarities, except use of the word y'all

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyt1y5/rap_and_country_music_dont_share_many/ (CitizenHuman)
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technically the opposite of dry humor is moist humor

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyt1vf/technically_the_opposite_of_dry_humor_is_moist/ (supremerex)
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Unlike other profanities that offend or sexualised someone or something, 'shit' is only offensive because we chose it is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyt132/unlike_other_profanities_that_offend_or/ (Lasagna_smoothie)
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David Grohl is the Keanu Reeves of the music industry

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyt12w/david_grohl_is_the_keanu_reeves_of_the_music/ (FugazePapi)
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A mosh pit is technically just a human Beyblade arena

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyt0wv/a_mosh_pit_is_technically_just_a_human_beyblade/ (BanjosRuleDude)
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l don’t even know why l bother anymore

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyt0tz/l_dont_even_know_why_l_bother_anymore/ (JebediahZendayaFan)
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Hollywood keeps pushing female main characters and they keep bombing at the box office.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyt0qw/hollywood_keeps_pushing_female_main_characters/ (KarmaWhore97)
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The events of 'Blade Runner' took place on November 20th, 2019. If you watch it tomorrow, you'll be livestreaming it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyt0pn/the_events_of_blade_runner_took_place_on_november/ (CaptainBroverdose)
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The male version of ‘Don’t get your panties in a twist’ Is don’t get your dick in a knot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyt09x/the_male_version_of_dont_get_your_panties_in_a/ (big-juicy724)
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“Stab the wizard in the chest” could be interpreted in many ways thanks to the English language’s arbitrariness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyt01a/stab_the_wizard_in_the_chest_could_be_interpreted/ (Srikkk)
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One of the most inconvenient things someone can do in your house is to die there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyszdg/one_of_the_most_inconvenient_things_someone_can/ (blendergremlin)
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The closer we are in the future, the less freedom we have

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dysytd/the_closer_we_are_in_the_future_the_less_freedom/ (Iron_Wolf123)
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A kangaroo could kill a megalodon in a fight if it were on land.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dysysu/a_kangaroo_could_kill_a_megalodon_in_a_fight_if/ (guminhyeok)
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How do we automatically breath 24/7

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dysyj2/how_do_we_automatically_breath_247/ (AndrewK373)
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We can cure practically anything in mice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dysy95/we_can_cure_practically_anything_in_mice/ ([deleted])
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Post apocalyptic movies often depict cities overgrown with plants, but if we manage to make green cities it might be a sign of prosperity instead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dysxuk/post_apocalyptic_movies_often_depict_cities/ (twatloaf)
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Even though Star Wars took place “...in a galaxy far far away,” they could still hypothetically reach our galaxy because they can travel at light speed and most of their creatures have a really long lifespan

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dysxkc/even_though_star_wars_took_place_in_a_galaxy_far/ (The_Meme_Men)
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An easy way to determine how a person values their comfort is by how soft their toilet paper is.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dysxi9/an_easy_way_to_determine_how_a_person_values/ (word_diarrhea)
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Since dogs are descendants of wolves, big dogs got the size whereas little dogs got the aggression

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyswtf/since_dogs_are_descendants_of_wolves_big_dogs_got/ (Awaiaulu)
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The Mandela Effect might be a result of time travelers experimenting with small changes in our past and seeing how they affect us

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyswly/the_mandela_effect_might_be_a_result_of_time/ (Stars4Mars)
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Society has never complained about everything all at once, it's always one thing to the next.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dysvik/society_has_never_complained_about_everything_all/ (MaldingMadman)
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There is probably a group of people who bet on whether Epstein killed himself or not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dysuph/there_is_probably_a_group_of_people_who_bet_on/ (OmegaREEEEEE)
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Plaque on teeth is technically just mouth smegma

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dysumq/plaque_on_teeth_is_technically_just_mouth_smegma/ (onegraycloud)
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If you put pheasants between the turkey and the duck in turducken, you get a turphucken.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dysti3/if_you_put_pheasants_between_the_turkey_and_the/ (KHfailure)
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Proposing to someone with a ring is a bribe.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dystc7/proposing_to_someone_with_a_ring_is_a_bribe/ (warmLuke0)
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If sound was faster than light, people could dodge bullets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyst0w/if_sound_was_faster_than_light_people_could_dodge/ (DanishWeddingCookie)
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One day you will forget something specific, but you will never know which day you forget about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyssyh/one_day_you_will_forget_something_specific_but/ (Nyle_Morewind)
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It used to be that a woman had a better chance of landing a husband if she knew how to cook, clean, etc; now a man has a better chance of landing a wife by knowing the same.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyssum/it_used_to_be_that_a_woman_had_a_better_chance_of/ (WhiteWalterBlack)
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If you don’t feel special, remember that half of you once was only one sperm out of 250 million, and the other half was one egg in ovulation out of 2 million.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyssu6/if_you_dont_feel_special_remember_that_half_of/ (totallyfvckedup)
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If a girl has tape over her webcam, it's because she's smart. If a guy has tape over his webcam, it's because he jerks off a lot.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dysst5/if_a_girl_has_tape_over_her_webcam_its_because/ (willstripforpesto)
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Take humans away and this planet would flourish again

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyssdc/take_humans_away_and_this_planet_would_flourish/ (IMGNACUM)
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Behind every warning sign we see there’s a person who probably went to the hospital causing the sign to be put up

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dysrsz/behind_every_warning_sign_we_see_theres_a_person/ (medium-rare-chicken)
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A society advanced enough to bring back souls would probably be at the point where souls being brought back would think it’s heaven.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dysr6y/a_society_advanced_enough_to_bring_back_souls/ (DragonElder)
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Everyone has six degrees of separation to someone famous.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dysqw2/everyone_has_six_degrees_of_separation_to_someone/ (T1000runner)
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That Tootsie Pop commercial was just a metaphor for premature ejaculation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dysqt9/that_tootsie_pop_commercial_was_just_a_metaphor/ (mikaey00)
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There's a chance you've eaten colorful candy and every pair of pieces has come out matched, but you weren't paying attention.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dysqe3/theres_a_chance_youve_eaten_colorful_candy_and/ (Shendare)
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If you're being hunted by a dark web assasin just pay them to kill themself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dysq40/if_youre_being_hunted_by_a_dark_web_assasin_just/ (vagdryna)
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If every record can be broken, e.g 100m sprint, even by milliseconds, then eventually their will be a time of 0.1 seconds or somewhere along the line there will be a literally unbreakable record

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyspyo/if_every_record_can_be_broken_eg_100m_sprint_even/ (Watchmecarry13)
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In pursuit of gaining Immortality, both Vegeta and Freiza ended up meeting Goku, the guy who keeps bringing them back to life.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyspx0/in_pursuit_of_gaining_immortality_both_vegeta_and/ (ConflictX3)
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The chances of being shot are zero if no one has a gun.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dysppe/the_chances_of_being_shot_are_zero_if_no_one_has/ (podotash)
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Dogs probably have no idea that we now have colored film and pictures.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyspnm/dogs_probably_have_no_idea_that_we_now_have/ (the_fake_fish)
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Adulthood starts when your only organization of shirts are work shirts vs non-work shirts

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyspki/adulthood_starts_when_your_only_organization_of/ (mmal97)
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If Anakin made Luke and Leia, as well as C-3PO, then they’re half siblings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dysoq9/if_anakin_made_luke_and_leia_as_well_as_c3po_then/ (Evergreen3721)
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Don't shop, adopt! It's a growing trend.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dysopa/dont_shop_adopt_its_a_growing_trend/ ([deleted])
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The typical woman is "hairier" than the typical man.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dysnx8/the_typical_woman_is_hairier_than_the_typical_man/ (chems_such_as_bleach)
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History is about who it is being sold to

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dysnwy/history_is_about_who_it_is_being_sold_to/ (Kixui)
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Bugs that are trapped in your car will probably never go home again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dysnqa/bugs_that_are_trapped_in_your_car_will_probably/ (tam319)
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Whether a glass of liquid is half full or half empty depends on how it came to be at half capacity. If you stopped filling the cup when the liquid reached the halfway point then it’s half full. If you had a full glass and drank half the liquid away then it’s half empty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dysn0t/whether_a_glass_of_liquid_is_half_full_or_half/ (jrDoozy10)
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Assuming you haven't killed anyone, you have probably still indirectly contributed to countless deaths

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dysmq5/assuming_you_havent_killed_anyone_you_have/ (SaikoMeerkat)
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EVERY odd number has an "E" in it but The letter "A" is not used until ONE THOUSAND and not twice until ONE QUADRILLION ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dysm3k/every_odd_number_has_an_e_in_it_but_the_letter_a/ (ExigoxD)
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If you get aroused by dirty talk, your genitals are voice activated.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyslkz/if_you_get_aroused_by_dirty_talk_your_genitals/ (NerdyGamer137)
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No one celebrates their conception day, but it's just as important as birthdays

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyslhf/no_one_celebrates_their_conception_day_but_its/ (ediblespectacle)
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People are always complaining about the disproportionate number of male to female protagonists, but never about the disproportionate number of male to female antagonists…

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dysl8w/people_are_always_complaining_about_the/ (SOR5)
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Birth is when life is at 100%

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyskze/birth_is_when_life_is_at_100/ ([deleted])
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It is amazing how much the world is held together by plastic cards, painted slips of fabric/paper and digital numbers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyskz0/it_is_amazing_how_much_the_world_is_held_together/ (NiGhTmArEofInSaNiTy)
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Since space is 3 dimensions, and time is only 1, being in the right place is much more difficult than being there at the right time

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyskqi/since_space_is_3_dimensions_and_time_is_only_1/ (Vovalium)
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Since temperature is based on speed of molecules, the only difference between a thermometer and speedometer is scale

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyskm2/since_temperature_is_based_on_speed_of_molecules/ (whag460203)
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Anything that is considered "deep or woke" will always be made fun of.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyskgc/anything_that_is_considered_deep_or_woke_will/ (Iguana-falls)
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As you get older, math includes less and less numbers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dysk7z/as_you_get_older_math_includes_less_and_less/ (The_hendawg)
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You never realize how dark it is until you try to read something

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dysjr6/you_never_realize_how_dark_it_is_until_you_try_to/ (TwoPolesGaming)
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You become a spectator upon death. Once the last human dies leaderboards and records spanning the history of mankind appear. Paranormal instances are spectators who are able to interact with reality.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dysj9q/you_become_a_spectator_upon_death_once_the_last/ (Gfb2303)
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Rugby is completely dominated by the anglosphere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dysiue/rugby_is_completely_dominated_by_the_anglosphere/ (BasicRedditor1997)
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In the UK we overtake people on escalators on the left side but on motorways we overtake people on the right side

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyshwm/in_the_uk_we_overtake_people_on_escalators_on_the/ (MSCTT)
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The biggest impact that Avatar (2009) has made is making people explain that they're talking about "The Last Airbender" every time they mention 'Avatar'

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dysgx6/the_biggest_impact_that_avatar_2009_has_made_is/ (BokChoiTV)
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Bottled water companies don’t produce water, they produce plastic bottles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dysgg9/bottled_water_companies_dont_produce_water_they/ (Yalloy123)
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The most important things in life are free, the most important things to sustain life are rarely free.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dysfq9/the_most_important_things_in_life_are_free_the/ (secretbudgie)
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Your breathing is perfectly synchronized with someone else's .

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dysfhg/your_breathing_is_perfectly_synchronized_with/ (DElectrix)
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You can’t breath through your nose while smiling!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dysesm/you_cant_breath_through_your_nose_while_smiling/ ([deleted])
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In space, no one can hear you scream... for ice cream

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyse2z/in_space_no_one_can_hear_you_scream_for_ice_cream/ (Jeltar72)
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Maybe the reason we worry about others judging us is because we judge others a lot too

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dysdoh/maybe_the_reason_we_worry_about_others_judging_us/ (SugaRushAnarchy)
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Life insurance for yourself is the most selfless thing you can buy

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dysdex/life_insurance_for_yourself_is_the_most_selfless/ ([deleted])
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The one and only thing that can unite our world is facing a threat from outside of it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dysd4y/the_one_and_only_thing_that_can_unite_our_world/ (cfager123)
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If Nazi Germany won WWII and took over the world, anti-semitism would likely have eventually fallen out of favour and become controversial.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dysd0d/if_nazi_germany_won_wwii_and_took_over_the_world/ (iPoopLegos)
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People that do random acts of kindness for clout are assholes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyscco/people_that_do_random_acts_of_kindness_for_clout/ (Inuoso)
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Peppermint Soda Pop: unpopular choice.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dysc5t/peppermint_soda_pop_unpopular_choice/ (teenybkeeney)
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Arms are the branches of the humans and the fingers are the twigs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dysbix/arms_are_the_branches_of_the_humans_and_the/ (blabbitybloofuk)
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There is a probability that you couldn't be alive today

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dysamx/there_is_a_probability_that_you_couldnt_be_alive/ (Theorist88)
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It must be the most frustrating thing when a serial killer dies, leaving behind unsolved murders that detectives are still working.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dys9sp/it_must_be_the_most_frustrating_thing_when_a/ (guminhyeok)
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The first rumor most kids hear is that someone made it all the way around the swing set pole

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dys9ni/the_first_rumor_most_kids_hear_is_that_someone/ ([deleted])
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Performing acts of kindness for clout has nothing to do with trying to be kind

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dys9jk/performing_acts_of_kindness_for_clout_has_nothing/ ([deleted])
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Fasten seat belt sound, blinker, and windshield wipers never stay on beat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dys8bq/fasten_seat_belt_sound_blinker_and_windshield/ (PickledPepino)
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everything is either a potato or not a potato

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dys89g/everything_is_either_a_potato_or_not_a_potato/ ([deleted])
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Humans can't lick themselves clean

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dys6n8/humans_cant_lick_themselves_clean/ ([deleted])
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The average human spends eight hours a day looking at their inner eyelid.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dys5y3/the_average_human_spends_eight_hours_a_day/ (ZenyatasBalls96)
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To a market analyst, every piece of merchandise in a store is a lure with a hook at the end.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dys5n0/to_a_market_analyst_every_piece_of_merchandise_in/ (Facetiousblue)
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Going to college to become a professor is a pyramid scheme

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dys50i/going_to_college_to_become_a_professor_is_a/ (BeisbolDoge)
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Women look good with tight lower clothing and loose upper clothing, while men look good with tight upper clothing and loose lower clothing.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dys40i/women_look_good_with_tight_lower_clothing_and/ (Shrek1sLife)
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The phrase goodnight is never used when talking to people unless they’re going to sleep unlike good morning when they wake up or good afternoon like in the afternoon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dys3k8/the_phrase_goodnight_is_never_used_when_talking/ ([deleted])
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Our culture has evolved from spitting out a beverage when someone says something that is considered controversial, to sipping it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dys31p/our_culture_has_evolved_from_spitting_out_a/ (slimeboi246)
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Series are movies with many sequels

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dys2sa/series_are_movies_with_many_sequels/ (humbleshamans)
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We all have tried to get the biggest number on a calculator.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dys2ic/we_all_have_tried_to_get_the_biggest_number_on_a/ (leo_garrett)
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A purse is the same as a lunchbox only it has less insulation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dys283/a_purse_is_the_same_as_a_lunchbox_only_it_has/ (toshortofnam)
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A huge majority of the entries here are likely "long morning commute thoughts", "doing the dishes thoughts" and "walking the dog thoughts".

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dys1oz/a_huge_majority_of_the_entries_here_are_likely/ (Primo_DeVito)
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People believe prophets existed thousands of years ago but if someone today says they are a prophet, everyone thinks they are crazy!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dys1d9/people_believe_prophets_existed_thousands_of/ (Xerasi)
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7/11 store lights have probably never been shut off

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dys17t/711_store_lights_have_probably_never_been_shut_off/ (sudomii)
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Your left eye and your right eye have never directly seen each other - they’ve only seen the other’s reflection.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dys0sb/your_left_eye_and_your_right_eye_have_never/ (silentpickles)
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People who spend more time indoors than outdoors are technically subterranean

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dys0es/people_who_spend_more_time_indoors_than_outdoors/ (Baconlessness)
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There aught to be more juvenile giggling when someone says "Microsoft"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyrypa/there_aught_to_be_more_juvenile_giggling_when/ (ihavethebestmarriage)
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Coffee is sold in bean bags.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyrygs/coffee_is_sold_in_bean_bags/ (alecgu3)
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The human evolution is baffling. From jumping apes not being able to communicate we evolved into a species with multiple languages who live in a world of technology we wouldn’t be able to live without.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyrxyo/the_human_evolution_is_baffling_from_jumping_apes/ (Manekinos)
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If every man wakes up with morning wood there is a constant wave of erect dicks going around the world at all times.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyrxhb/if_every_man_wakes_up_with_morning_wood_there_is/ (RabiesRaisinss)
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Things are only useful when you need them

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyrxc8/things_are_only_useful_when_you_need_them/ ([deleted])
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On the show Hot Ones, the hottest wing will in reality be the coldest one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyrw8y/on_the_show_hot_ones_the_hottest_wing_will_in/ (kaybaw)
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99% of the time home made food tastes better unless it's soda.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyrvds/99_of_the_time_home_made_food_tastes_better/ (CobaltFresco)
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If opposites do not exist, then nothing would exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyrup5/if_opposites_do_not_exist_then_nothing_would_exist/ (flylikeabird0)
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When you realize there is vegetable oil in MountainDew, that is all you’ll ever taste.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyru0g/when_you_realize_there_is_vegetable_oil_in/ (Wow_Unique_Username)
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A toilet that splashes is literally a shittier bidet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyru07/a_toilet_that_splashes_is_literally_a_shittier/ (Zakerya)
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When man was created he noticed there was an area on his back he couldn't scratch, thus woman was c.r.e.a.t.e.d.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyrtko/when_man_was_created_he_noticed_there_was_an_area/ (Seedpound)
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Everyone’s always talking about how we need to plant more trees but yet no one has addressed Christmas as a problem

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyrti3/everyones_always_talking_about_how_we_need_to/ (Frosty-Bi)
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People in the future who are born in space will think gravity is weird.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyrrie/people_in_the_future_who_are_born_in_space_will/ (Aqua3669)
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If you can talk to food, you're either crazy or a cannibal.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyrquh/if_you_can_talk_to_food_youre_either_crazy_or_a/ (deslome)
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In order to fix social media COPPA problems, an option could be to abandon personalized ads.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyrqm1/in_order_to_fix_social_media_coppa_problems_an/ (SadFire1)
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Today is the 20-year anniversary of the last completely odd-numbered date humans will see until 1,091 years, 10 months, and 3 days into the future.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyrpr8/today_is_the_20year_anniversary_of_the_last/ (Diflubrotrimazolam)
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The smartest kids in class will have the most back problems when they grow up.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyrowq/the_smartest_kids_in_class_will_have_the_most/ (Jif-Peanut-Butter)
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If people who are born blind dream of auditory events, there is no way they can differentiate dreams and reality with certainty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyrnt5/if_people_who_are_born_blind_dream_of_auditory/ (jamez_2392)
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Terry crews and Danny Devito are exactly opposite, but exactly alike

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyrn8o/terry_crews_and_danny_devito_are_exactly_opposite/ (mynameismatt06)
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Everyone, at one time in their lifes, will be the person closest to their death

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyrm72/everyone_at_one_time_in_their_lifes_will_be_the/ (i_got_dressed_today)
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People who are allergic to the sun must love Winter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyrlt9/people_who_are_allergic_to_the_sun_must_love/ (I_like_fortnite1234)
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How you where treated you as a child was basically just a hazing program for adult hood.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyrlsl/how_you_where_treated_you_as_a_child_was/ (Ed_Yeahwell)
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If you get subpoenaed to testify at the impeachment hearings, remain calm, and DO NOT allow yourself to be goaded into shouting that damn right you ordered the code red.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyrlqr/if_you_get_subpoenaed_to_testify_at_the/ (usenet_alias)
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Women spend most of sex hotting up towards having an orgasm. Men spend most of sex doing the opposite - calming down so they don't have one too soon.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyrlat/women_spend_most_of_sex_hotting_up_towards_having/ (alvin_antelope)
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Checking your phone to see the time when you're in a rush can make you lose and also earn time

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyrkm9/checking_your_phone_to_see_the_time_when_youre_in/ (MnlFilipe)
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There's a generation of people who will be the last to understand the joy of finding a random porno magazine in the wild.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyrkcw/theres_a_generation_of_people_who_will_be_the/ (slubberwubber)
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The bear from The Bear in the Big Blue House definitely had the n-word pass.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyrjyn/the_bear_from_the_bear_in_the_big_blue_house/ (ZNSKomplett)
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We were all dead long before we were born.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyrjwp/we_were_all_dead_long_before_we_were_born/ (carlosjgarridog)
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Humans are the most repressed, ignored, caged, punished, manipulated and restricted species in the planet and yet we are trying to figure out why people get depressed and kill themselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyrjj6/humans_are_the_most_repressed_ignored_caged/ (oauth20)
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Funny how you can hold your pee forever when you forget you need to pee, but you need to go urgently when it's the only thing that's on your mind

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyrj1x/funny_how_you_can_hold_your_pee_forever_when_you/ (IGotBanned14Times)
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If you think about it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyriv6/if_you_think_about_it/ (a_guy_on_Reddit_____)
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Any plastic ninja sword is an authentic Chinese sword.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyriee/any_plastic_ninja_sword_is_an_authentic_chinese/ (Spongebosch)
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There’s a conspiracy to make all conspiracies sound like “theories”, regardless of how true they are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyrhx6/theres_a_conspiracy_to_make_all_conspiracies/ (AcceptablePuberty)
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We're lucky human sare born with skin instead of having to grow it after birth, like hair.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyrhed/were_lucky_human_sare_born_with_skin_instead_of/ (Astroflamecat)
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It must be hard to explain to someone from a third world country why edible invasive species are a problem.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyrgwo/it_must_be_hard_to_explain_to_someone_from_a/ (kane3232)
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There will be no longer lasting, or more reliable pen than the one you randomly found on the floor one day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyrgas/there_will_be_no_longer_lasting_or_more_reliable/ (Voxeli_5)
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People born in the year 1999 have almost the same chance of living through three centuries as someone born in the year 2000 living through one century

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyrg7v/people_born_in_the_year_1999_have_almost_the_same/ (EragonDraco)
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As far as marketing campaigns go, South Dakota's "On Meth" campaign has had so much more publicity because of the seemingly careless slogan

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyrfyi/as_far_as_marketing_campaigns_go_south_dakotas_on/ (Kisumu)
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you’ve never acually seen yourself, you’ve only seen pics and reflections of yourself

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyrfmr/youve_never_acually_seen_yourself_youve_only_seen/ (Pizzadeathdragon1)
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Everyone always has a sick beat boxing beat in their head but most probably can’t do it themselves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyreey/everyone_always_has_a_sick_beat_boxing_beat_in/ (Boredlord64)
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Smartschool (or whatever app your highschool or college uses) gives more depression than Instagram or Snapchat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyreed/smartschool_or_whatever_app_your_highschool_or/ (ExO-_-)
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When you do a hand stand you are carrying the world.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyrdu2/when_you_do_a_hand_stand_you_are_carrying_the/ (RoMagana)
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There is a good chance that there is more money laying on the streets than most people make in five years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyrd6u/there_is_a_good_chance_that_there_is_more_money/ (DeRotterdammert)
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Bees have proxy sex for flowers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyrd3y/bees_have_proxy_sex_for_flowers/ (Kekmistry)
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Good tattoists cost an arm & a leg, a bad tattooist could cost you an arm or a leg!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyrc8s/good_tattoists_cost_an_arm_a_leg_a_bad_tattooist/ (kaizermattias)
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The people with the most interesting stories from their jobs are the ones legally not allowed to talk about it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyrc7j/the_people_with_the_most_interesting_stories_from/ (SeeThisKnife)
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You can drive your car through a mall to your heart’s content. It’s not like a police car is gonna chase you there.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyrbmv/you_can_drive_your_car_through_a_mall_to_your/ ([deleted])
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Controlling your anger is when your Caps Lock is on, but you type while holding Shift.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyrb2t/controlling_your_anger_is_when_your_caps_lock_is/ (ImBlue__)
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Russian people vibes are the same as Australia's animal vibes

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyraxg/russian_people_vibes_are_the_same_as_australias/ (Skelo_66)
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If fertility treatments are too expensive for you, then so are children.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyraod/if_fertility_treatments_are_too_expensive_for_you/ (daydream_uhuh)
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Anime girls are 2D and thus “flat” yet also impossibly busty.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyra3o/anime_girls_are_2d_and_thus_flat_yet_also/ (Brainsonastick)
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When you get hurt and after some time it stops hurting, does it actually stop or do you just get used to the pain.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyr9nn/when_you_get_hurt_and_after_some_time_it_stops/ (henri_ga)
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You can be unhappy only if you negatively judge your thoughts, if you were to judge every single thought as you judge the thought of a baby duck you won't have as many bad thoughts ever again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyr8xb/you_can_be_unhappy_only_if_you_negatively_judge/ (NickJolter)
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Love the one you're with.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyr8fi/love_the_one_youre_with/ (M1seryMachine)
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You never notice how dirty the world is until you get a new pair of shoes.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyr865/you_never_notice_how_dirty_the_world_is_until_you/ (NoodleBoysInAmerica)
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Smartphones combined with Instant Messaging is probably making the need to learn sign language obsolete

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyr82y/smartphones_combined_with_instant_messaging_is/ ([deleted])
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Lead and Read rhymes but lead and read doesn’t

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyr6ub/lead_and_read_rhymes_but_lead_and_read_doesnt/ ([deleted])
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Every word is a made up word

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyr65r/every_word_is_a_made_up_word/ ([deleted])
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Your best friends/family see your own face more than you ever will.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyr5tf/your_best_friendsfamily_see_your_own_face_more/ (Dancingtaco71)
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Those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it. Those who know history are doomed to repeat it with explanations for why this time around is not like the other time.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyr5po/those_who_dont_know_history_are_doomed_to_repeat/ ([deleted])
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You can Google "[insert any food here] diet" and find at least one person who has written a review saying it works.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyr3ni/you_can_google_insert_any_food_here_diet_and_find/ (burnthisnameafteruse)
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The only thing separating cars from crashing into each-other at high speeds are painted lines on a road.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyr3iq/the_only_thing_separating_cars_from_crashing_into/ (ballbois)
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People who will live in 22nd century are already born

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyr32d/people_who_will_live_in_22nd_century_are_already/ (Blood_Sample)
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The 'Hide post' option speaks a lot about one's insecurities.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyr2f7/the_hide_post_option_speaks_a_lot_about_ones/ (ApsychedelicWish)
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Every time you travel by car, you have a mutual trust between yourself and other strangers to abide by some abstract agreement

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyr24j/every_time_you_travel_by_car_you_have_a_mutual/ (panofsky0418)
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Plants are actually farming us. They give us oxygen daily till we die, decompose, and then they consume us.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyr1o1/plants_are_actually_farming_us_they_give_us/ (samsquach69er)
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Cooties are soft core STDs.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyr17j/cooties_are_soft_core_stds/ (luminaxed)
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"Men don't cry" is the male version of "girls don't fart."

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyqyd6/men_dont_cry_is_the_male_version_of_girls_dont/ (MontyVoid)
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Smoothies have the same consistency as diarrhea. Think about that next time you drink a smoothie

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyqwca/smoothies_have_the_same_consistency_as_diarrhea/ (slyth3r1n)
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That feeling you get when you accidentally swipe left on who could’ve been miss right

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyquh7/that_feeling_you_get_when_you_accidentally_swipe/ ([deleted])
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The chance of you being born is about 1 in 400 trillion or 0.0000000000004% chance of being born

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyqu25/the_chance_of_you_being_born_is_about_1_in_400/ ([deleted])
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Nowadays, it’s easier to get free WiFi then food and water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyqu1e/nowadays_its_easier_to_get_free_wifi_then_food/ (Noor_Hyper)
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No matter when you’re imagining something in your head, you can never pinpoint an exact detail from what you’re trying to imagine

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyqtnn/no_matter_when_youre_imagining_something_in_your/ (thatking1601)
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The holiday season, marks the one time a year when the adults who glossed over their childhoods, can feel happy again.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyqtng/the_holiday_season_marks_the_one_time_a_year_when/ ([deleted])
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Bitcoin is the modern day version of Tulipomania

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyqsp5/bitcoin_is_the_modern_day_version_of_tulipomania/ (xP_F0X)
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Connectivity has come so far that it’s now a flex to have a dumb phone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyqso7/connectivity_has_come_so_far_that_its_now_a_flex/ (Oldmate81)
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"Great minds think alike" was probably created by someone who plagiarized.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyqs91/great_minds_think_alike_was_probably_created_by/ (James_Dick-In-Ass)
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Those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it. Those who do know history are doomed to repeat it with justifications to themselves of why it's different this time around.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyqrkp/those_who_dont_know_history_are_doomed_to_repeat/ (jurassicbond)
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Porn gives people unrealistic expectations about how quickly you can get a cable repair guy to your home.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyqr6l/porn_gives_people_unrealistic_expectations_about/ (ProtContQB1)
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Blind people "see" just as well during the day as they do at night.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyqr0i/blind_people_see_just_as_well_during_the_day_as/ (the-singh)
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Sound waves were probably the first thing ever understood by man scientifically.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyqqrc/sound_waves_were_probably_the_first_thing_ever/ (scissorchest)
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Greek is softcore Russian

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyqnhy/greek_is_softcore_russian/ (ChickenOfElysium)
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You probably missed hours of your life by blinking.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyqmcr/you_probably_missed_hours_of_your_life_by_blinking/ (CharismaticClown)
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Wise men write proverbs, fools repeat them, and wise fools ignore them and make their own

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyqmb0/wise_men_write_proverbs_fools_repeat_them_and/ ([deleted])
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Van Damme and Seagal movies are really bad and totally awesome at the same time

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyqlxq/van_damme_and_seagal_movies_are_really_bad_and/ (jiimmerman)
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The biggest mystery of the movie Big Hero 6 is where Baymax pulled the lollipop from.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyqluq/the_biggest_mystery_of_the_movie_big_hero_6_is/ (TahakuMonsonoa)
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The most common notion of the population is that they think they are special.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyqlpq/the_most_common_notion_of_the_population_is_that/ (sikdude23)
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Witch hunts were like early cosplay’s taken out of hand.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyqlnf/witch_hunts_were_like_early_cosplays_taken_out_of/ (Jerry-the-gnome1)
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John Legend the first R&B singer with no bitches

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyql5d/john_legend_the_first_rb_singer_with_no_bitches/ (HenryTheGnome)
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Your damned if you do and your damned if you don't

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyqktf/your_damned_if_you_do_and_your_damned_if_you_dont/ (OwO137554696496)
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The fact that there is a baby yoda implies that yoda creampied someone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyqkfa/the_fact_that_there_is_a_baby_yoda_implies_that/ (Burnsy813)
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Busting a nut and a nut buster are totally different meanings.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyqjng/busting_a_nut_and_a_nut_buster_are_totally/ (givemeacent)
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As a child, you used to get a lot of praise if you ate all your food and took good naps. As an adult, people look down upon you for snacking and sleeping too much.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyqjf3/as_a_child_you_used_to_get_a_lot_of_praise_if_you/ (gluuey)
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James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher is a real sentence

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyqjeq/james_while_john_had_had_had_had_had_had_had_had/ (XanderGeddes7)
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"You're as smart as you are handsome" could either be a double compliment or a double insult.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyqjbu/youre_as_smart_as_you_are_handsome_could_either/ (kaamibackup)
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When you’re young, it’s funny to make body sounds, when you’re older, not so much.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyqj7h/when_youre_young_its_funny_to_make_body_sounds/ (lincoln_green)
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"Cool White" lightbulbs are considered a higher color temperature than "Warm" light bulbs

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyqhwl/cool_white_lightbulbs_are_considered_a_higher/ (ProsperityPark)
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The youngest picture of you is the oldest picture of you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyqh6l/the_youngest_picture_of_you_is_the_oldest_picture/ (nikko3)
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Starting a conversation with “sorry if this is weird” makes the conversation weird wether or not it’s truly weird.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyqh1j/starting_a_conversation_with_sorry_if_this_is/ (OzzyFinnegan)
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our minds create such movie like dreams that could be a great success, but we can't think of them ourselves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyqgzf/our_minds_create_such_movie_like_dreams_that/ (butthurt_cream)
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James Bond or Toby Flenderson

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyqgjp/james_bond_or_toby_flenderson/ (olibuscus)
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In Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail, the "Knights who say ni!" skit is about the n-word.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyqfx6/in_monty_python_and_the_quest_for_the_holy_grail/ (SupraMayroSickstE4)
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At one point in history you've been the newest model of the class humanity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyqfhr/at_one_point_in_history_youve_been_the_newest/ (Aidsmanok)
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Since technically new water hasn't been formed and only a bit escaped into space, the water we drink today has a high chance at being the same water a Dinosaur was drinking 60+ years ago.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyqfa6/since_technically_new_water_hasnt_been_formed_and/ (kyle_0_ren)
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If you were to mount all the parts of a pc on your bedroom wall, this would technically make your bedroom the computer case. Thus, you'd live in a computer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyqei5/if_you_were_to_mount_all_the_parts_of_a_pc_on/ (JustARegularToaster)
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The older you get the more exciting it is to hear that someone was born in the same year as you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyqef5/the_older_you_get_the_more_exciting_it_is_to_hear/ ([deleted])
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People blind from birth can't see in their dreams.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyqe96/people_blind_from_birth_cant_see_in_their_dreams/ (shiznitshiz)
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Playing guitar may not be easy, but it's better than having shitty friends.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyqe8h/playing_guitar_may_not_be_easy_but_its_better/ ([deleted])
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"The cold doesnt make you sick" and "tomatoes are fruit" are the 2 most useless pieces of information in the world. Technically true, but effectively irrelevant.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyqcqu/the_cold_doesnt_make_you_sick_and_tomatoes_are/ (rhinosaretriceratops)
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A fake game, still being a game, could never exist.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyqbfs/a_fake_game_still_being_a_game_could_never_exist/ (n0_1d)
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If a guy complains about being an incel, he is attacked, ostracized, and hated, but if he complains about not receiving a compliment for months, all guys support him and commiserate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyqaeq/if_a_guy_complains_about_being_an_incel_he_is/ (ginwithbutts)
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When you tickle someone it looks like they're happy, but deep inside they're begging you to stop.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyq9h8/when_you_tickle_someone_it_looks_like_theyre/ (Lord-of-the-Lord)
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Your contacts on your phone is a guest list.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyq8wx/your_contacts_on_your_phone_is_a_guest_list/ (TEDOG1232)
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Maybe we all have telepathic abilities, but all on different frequencies, rendering them useless.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyq8m4/maybe_we_all_have_telepathic_abilities_but_all_on/ (JustARegularToaster)
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You can put links in the title but it’s hard so look in the comments.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyq7ae/you_can_put_links_in_the_title_but_its_hard_so/ (Beefy-lettuces)
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You never know when you’re dying until it’s too late.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyq77y/you_never_know_when_youre_dying_until_its_too_late/ (TEDOG1232)
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As adults - we rarely notice our shadows.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyq5v0/as_adults_we_rarely_notice_our_shadows/ (nigel36tweak)
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The insurance rate in San Andreas must be very high....

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyq5r1/the_insurance_rate_in_san_andreas_must_be_very/ (bladiee)
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Less people would attend funerals if they had to bring a gift

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyq5m5/less_people_would_attend_funerals_if_they_had_to/ (ihavethebestmarriage)
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Every tiny movement you make changes the outcome of the how the human race will end

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyq59l/every_tiny_movement_you_make_changes_the_outcome/ (---b---b---)
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Recalling your first and last moments of anything important are easy to remember; recalling everything in between is more harder to remember.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyq41m/recalling_your_first_and_last_moments_of_anything/ (SlipperyRoads)
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You don't know everything your body is doing, eventhough you are doing it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyq3c5/you_dont_know_everything_your_body_is_doing/ (Phantom183)
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An uncomfortable thought isn't predictable

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyq36v/an_uncomfortable_thought_isnt_predictable/ (pmurk01)
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If you lose your house in a recent natural disaster and you really miss it, chances are you can go on Google maps and see an old areal photo of it...maybe even street view!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyq2jv/if_you_lose_your_house_in_a_recent_natural/ (jusbeR347)
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The only way to get a 0 on a true or false test is to know all answers

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyq2j9/the_only_way_to_get_a_0_on_a_true_or_false_test/ (this_user_is_blocked)
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Saying "FYI" sounds much friendlier than saying "for your information"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyq1ov/saying_fyi_sounds_much_friendlier_than_saying_for/ (ihavethebestmarriage)
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There have been blind people born with a photographic memory but they never got to use it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyq1bt/there_have_been_blind_people_born_with_a/ (406livin)
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"No comment" is a comment that probably prompts more comments than any other comment

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyq0e8/no_comment_is_a_comment_that_probably_prompts/ (LilPetey421)
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There might be an alternative post apocalyptic universe where Gen X, Gen Y, Gen Z and Gen Alpha are fighting against each other for territory and resources. You had to carry your credentials everywhere.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyq08w/there_might_be_an_alternative_post_apocalyptic/ (Karan___17)
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As soon as we develop virtual reality advanced enough trick our minds, we'll start to try and develop AI in that world and convince it that it's world is real.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dypzx8/as_soon_as_we_develop_virtual_reality_advanced/ (AlienXIX)
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Due to the modern advancement of knowledge and discovery, any piece information is becoming outdated a lot faster than it used to.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dypzlx/due_to_the_modern_advancement_of_knowledge_and/ (revaforce)
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You can easily destroy money by tearing it apart or throwing it into trash but then it will destroy you even worse.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dypz7w/you_can_easily_destroy_money_by_tearing_it_apart/ (Keanu_leaves9)
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You always notice your first hiccup, but you rarely ever notice your last.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dypy2b/you_always_notice_your_first_hiccup_but_you/ (CyclopsInc)
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Public phone booths have become so obsolete, the only people that use them are either spies or those calling a prostitute.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dypxon/public_phone_booths_have_become_so_obsolete_the/ (jbuk02)
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The only people who use jump ropes are kids and those who work out.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dypvyc/the_only_people_who_use_jump_ropes_are_kids_and/ (FireBeeChin)
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Everyone around the world listening to the same song at the same time with their headphones on are attending a global silent disco

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dypvsr/everyone_around_the_world_listening_to_the_same/ (Westenaxe)
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In the past, the biggest factors affecting human lives were predators, diseases, climate and weapons. Now it is a bunch of numbers created by humans that you don't even touch and see most of the time that cannot kill you physically. (money)

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dypvkh/in_the_past_the_biggest_factors_affecting_human/ (Keanu_leaves9)
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You're always standing on shadows

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dypv86/youre_always_standing_on_shadows/ (Artosirak)
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We don't like it when the toilet sit is cold but when it's warm it's terrifying

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dypuzg/we_dont_like_it_when_the_toilet_sit_is_cold_but/ (CatOw6911)
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There's never any homeless people in futuristic movies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dypugx/theres_never_any_homeless_people_in_futuristic/ (Bloopman5150)
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Marley the dog is probably really dead now....

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dypu9z/marley_the_dog_is_probably_really_dead_now/ (goagod)
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Jawas evolved from cats hiding under blankets.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyptth/jawas_evolved_from_cats_hiding_under_blankets/ (VerbotenPublish)
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Eating healthy is not expensive what is expensive is eating out, particularly eating out healthy food.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyprhh/eating_healthy_is_not_expensive_what_is_expensive/ (the_clit_whisperer69)
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If dogs could talk about their day, mostly be pretty boring

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dypq1n/if_dogs_could_talk_about_their_day_mostly_be/ ([deleted])
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All of the music you listen to is a synergy and representation of who you are.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dypp9n/all_of_the_music_you_listen_to_is_a_synergy_and/ (operator139)
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People dying in stupid ways would naturally make future generations smarter.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dypp1n/people_dying_in_stupid_ways_would_naturally_make/ (SlipperyRoads)
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The average penis size is probably smaller than it says on google, people with smaller penises are probably less likely to be a part of a study about penis size.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dypoq5/the_average_penis_size_is_probably_smaller_than/ (Sk3tchyboy)
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You can have a lot of money, and still be broke

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dypoeu/you_can_have_a_lot_of_money_and_still_be_broke/ (DUIofPussy)
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The quick way to determine when someone was conceived is add three months to their birthday.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dypnem/the_quick_way_to_determine_when_someone_was/ (big_macaroons)
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Some Jedi probably became Sith because of mental illness.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dypmgr/some_jedi_probably_became_sith_because_of_mental/ (MrUnycorn)
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It's cynical that Mr. Freeze must wear a refrigerated containment suit in order to continue living. By nature, he is more of a Mr. Heat.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dypmf8/its_cynical_that_mr_freeze_must_wear_a/ (DP7OOO)
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Getting a blowjob is having the life sucked out of you.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dypmbq/getting_a_blowjob_is_having_the_life_sucked_out/ (SomeMoreOfTheBest)
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the worlds biggest flex is when your in college and get ramen instead of noodles

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyplbg/the_worlds_biggest_flex_is_when_your_in_college/ ([deleted])
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If you time-traveled to a different day of the year, you would celebrate your birthday on a different day to compensate for the difference of days.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dypktt/if_you_timetraveled_to_a_different_day_of_the/ (Swellpearz5598)
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A 20 year old movie is considered an old movie, when it can be “alive” for possibly a century, while a 20 year old man which had lived about 1/4 of his life already is considered young.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dypkfd/a_20_year_old_movie_is_considered_an_old_movie/ (yifilili)
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A big dick is a great thing to have but a terrible thing to be.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dypjgq/a_big_dick_is_a_great_thing_to_have_but_a/ (kind2311)
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No matter what anyone says, if you’re sweating like crazy than your hot as fuck.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dypj4t/no_matter_what_anyone_says_if_youre_sweating_like/ ([deleted])
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The 0.01% of germs hand sanitizer doesn’t kill is probably the deadliest because hand sanitizer isn’t strong enough to kill it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dypj1c/the_001_of_germs_hand_sanitizer_doesnt_kill_is/ (Crystalizer17)
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Pubic lice and public ice are both gross things

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dypirp/pubic_lice_and_public_ice_are_both_gross_things/ (wyldsoft)
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Someone with ten thousand physical pennies has a lot of money.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dypilz/someone_with_ten_thousand_physical_pennies_has_a/ (sendios)
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The odds of peeing on yourself go up tenfold when you're drunk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dypich/the_odds_of_peeing_on_yourself_go_up_tenfold_when/ (effitdoitlive)
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Since our brain stores thousands of random faces we have seen overtime and puts them into our dreams. - Your extra dream characters are probably people with hidden agendas you’d hate.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyphwy/since_our_brain_stores_thousands_of_random_faces/ (jahwone)
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The word "echo" is a reversed form of onomatopoeia

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyphev/the_word_echo_is_a_reversed_form_of_onomatopoeia/ (Psychadelic_Infinity)
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Evil scientists must use a lot of hand lotion with how much they rub their hands together

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dypf9r/evil_scientists_must_use_a_lot_of_hand_lotion/ (christiancool10)
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The wealthiest man is the brokest man!

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dypeq6/the_wealthiest_man_is_the_brokest_man/ (blastoititis)
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Someone in your neighborhood has likely had murderous thoughts today.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dypeg1/someone_in_your_neighborhood_has_likely_had/ (guminhyeok)
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If condiments could make a meal then there is always something to eat in the fridge

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dype89/if_condiments_could_make_a_meal_then_there_is/ ([deleted])
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Chad Smith can probably unlock Will Ferrell’s iPhone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dypdwx/chad_smith_can_probably_unlock_will_ferrells/ (joshrouwhorst)
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True disappointment is realizing there are no more whole pistachios amongst the shells

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dypd1q/true_disappointment_is_realizing_there_are_no/ ([deleted])
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The first invention in recorded history was the invention of recording history

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dypcv7/the_first_invention_in_recorded_history_was_the/ (sorry_squid)
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If everyone made new year's resolutions and made sure to follow them and every year kept on adding more resolutions we as the human race could eventually become a utopia.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dypcr8/if_everyone_made_new_years_resolutions_and_made/ (Atalkingpizzabox)
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If you have 2 arms, you are above average in that category.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dypcbd/if_you_have_2_arms_you_are_above_average_in_that/ (ItCameFr0mMars)
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Considering how bad the Coke company is for the environment, it is pretty ironic their mascot is a Polar Bear.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dypc3u/considering_how_bad_the_coke_company_is_for_the/ (vulhedrageth)
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The biggest dump you have ever taken is the size of dick you can probably take.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dypbej/the_biggest_dump_you_have_ever_taken_is_the_size/ (GurlLeigh)
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No matter how wealthy you are the feeling of looking at your bank account and there being more in there than you thought is a good feeling.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dypam5/no_matter_how_wealthy_you_are_the_feeling_of/ (Sable_Industries)
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The Milky Way is properly named in that it is likely the galaxy with the most milk.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dypacf/the_milky_way_is_properly_named_in_that_it_is/ (Mahtomic_Gandhi)
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The story about the underwater city of Atlantis isn't a legend but a prophecy for Venice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyp9xk/the_story_about_the_underwater_city_of_atlantis/ (White_Leo)
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People use being 30,000ft in the air as a reason of being scared of flying when you want as much space as possible between the aircraft and the ground.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyp9fm/people_use_being_30000ft_in_the_air_as_a_reason/ (Ben-from-Yorkshire)
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Child car safety used to be letting all of the kids ride in the back of the station wagon

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyp96t/child_car_safety_used_to_be_letting_all_of_the/ ([deleted])
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If girls only choose guys on Tinder who have witty jokes, then they are creating a selection bias for horrible dad jokes in the coming years.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyp8yo/if_girls_only_choose_guys_on_tinder_who_have/ (AlexJonesTrannyP0rn)
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You spend your whole life gathering guests for your funeral

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyp8w9/you_spend_your_whole_life_gathering_guests_for/ (Nana-K)
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Getting home from work thinking that was a hard Monday, only to realise it was actual a hard Tuesday is actually pretty uplifting

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyp8du/getting_home_from_work_thinking_that_was_a_hard/ (King-JaBool)
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Chainsaws sound way scarier in the middle of the night

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyp7yw/chainsaws_sound_way_scarier_in_the_middle_of_the/ (ShreddedBrains)
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You'll never see yourself blinking in real life

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyp7nv/youll_never_see_yourself_blinking_in_real_life/ (peter_skater)
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Drinking and driving is very strongly frowned upon by society, yet probably the most common place to buy beer is at gas stations.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyp7ej/drinking_and_driving_is_very_strongly_frowned/ (Boardallday)
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If you work as a security guard for Samsung does that make you guardian of the galaxys

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyp6w1/if_you_work_as_a_security_guard_for_samsung_does/ (Mivious_)
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Somewhere in the world, at least someone has tried to make real-life tentacle porn.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyp67c/somewhere_in_the_world_at_least_someone_has_tried/ (dr_sussss)
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Nothing gets rid of hunger like looking in your fridge

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyp5dx/nothing_gets_rid_of_hunger_like_looking_in_your/ (moneybot13)
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Eventually the human race may reach the point where space documentarys will be shot in actual outer space

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyp3t4/eventually_the_human_race_may_reach_the_point/ (JTGW012)
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iPhones don’t autocorrect when you type in all caps because they’re scared of you yelling at it

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyp3ph/iphones_dont_autocorrect_when_you_type_in_all/ (Dirty-Dan24)
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If something bad happens to you, people always ask "Are you ok?" No one asks "WHY are you ok?"

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyp2vf/if_something_bad_happens_to_you_people_always_ask/ (FalconerGuitars)
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If you ever question your sexuality just try wrestling

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyp220/if_you_ever_question_your_sexuality_just_try/ (JonahEllis)
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You can’t be proactive because everything you do is a reaction of your brain

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyp20q/you_cant_be_proactive_because_everything_you_do/ (DUIofPussy)
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Han Solo wasn’t the least bit disturb or concern when he found out Luke and Leia were brother and sister.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyp1od/han_solo_wasnt_the_least_bit_disturb_or_concern/ (TEDOG1232)
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You can’t do nothing, like you always breathe or holding your breath unless you’re dead.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyp1d2/you_cant_do_nothing_like_you_always_breathe_or/ (carliboii)
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The use of *jazz music stops* implies there's always somehow jazz music playing in the comments

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyp0xe/the_use_of_jazz_music_stops_implies_theres_always/ (JaegerStein)
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Spending money where you work

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyp0wl/spending_money_where_you_work/ (jacklongdevlin665)
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Modern Country music is absolute garbage

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyp0sp/modern_country_music_is_absolute_garbage/ (Morgoth_Bauglir888)
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People who eat local are usually eating things that aren’t native to that area

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyp0pu/people_who_eat_local_are_usually_eating_things/ (LT-COL-Obvious)
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Being alone with your love on an island

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyozi4/being_alone_with_your_love_on_an_island/ (hannahsavana)
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Translations are just using foreign synonyms

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyozh3/translations_are_just_using_foreign_synonyms/ (maxium235)
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At the end of the day, there are only two types of people: Those who join meetings with their lines muted, and those who do not.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyoz4w/at_the_end_of_the_day_there_are_only_two_types_of/ (The_Veganomicon)
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We use fur to warm up, but we also shave our own fur.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyoxw9/we_use_fur_to_warm_up_but_we_also_shave_our_own/ (SILE3NCE)
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Shrek rescued Princess after sunset but she was still in the human form.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyovwr/shrek_rescued_princess_after_sunset_but_she_was/ (Bakasur279)
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If sex robots become advanced enough eventually they'll realize that doing it with each other is better than anything a human could do, and we'll be back to square one

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyovrh/if_sex_robots_become_advanced_enough_eventually/ (IrishIHadAWhiskey)
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You never realize how fast you can do things until you are microwaving something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyovon/you_never_realize_how_fast_you_can_do_things/ (thatsjazzbaby)
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Actors playing undercover cops are people pretending to be people pretending to be people

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyovin/actors_playing_undercover_cops_are_people/ (jumboheavy)
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Television is the ultimate illusion of choice

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyouwn/television_is_the_ultimate_illusion_of_choice/ (teriaksu)
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People 1000 years ago make predictions about how things currently are

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyouoq/people_1000_years_ago_make_predictions_about_how/ (JackBrightside)
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One similarity common to all humans is that we all do common things a little differently.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyou21/one_similarity_common_to_all_humans_is_that_we/ (Yabloski)
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It's okay if you love autumn for the pretty colors, but the rest of us think you are weird for wanting to carry around a jacket that is useless half the day.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyotx7/its_okay_if_you_love_autumn_for_the_pretty_colors/ (JoeFas)
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Eventually, all the boomers will be dead and kids will say, “ok, millennial.”

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyottp/eventually_all_the_boomers_will_be_dead_and_kids/ (chonky-boi-yee)
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All signals were visible until the mobile phone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyotq0/all_signals_were_visible_until_the_mobile_phone/ (JackBrightside)
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The age society accepts a kid as an adult has increased with time as life expectancy has also increased

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyota8/the_age_society_accepts_a_kid_as_an_adult_has/ (gwiisoon)
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Records are probably broken every single day and go unrecorded.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyot4t/records_are_probably_broken_every_single_day_and/ (Zech1999)
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We only have sympathy for the animal being documented and not its prey

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyot1e/we_only_have_sympathy_for_the_animal_being/ (JackBrightside)
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Google has seen a lot of messed up spellings

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyoswd/google_has_seen_a_lot_of_messed_up_spellings/ ([deleted])
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If a apocalypse ever happen, the people that will start the world over will be the crazy paranoid ones with bunkers.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyosn8/if_a_apocalypse_ever_happen_the_people_that_will/ (pirobinha)
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Perhaps the reason why older generations tend to think that younger ones can't understand and use objects from their time is because that aren't able to use modern technology

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyoslo/perhaps_the_reason_why_older_generations_tend_to/ (erandominternetcat)
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A store that sold gently used adult toys probably wouldn’t do very well.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyoscs/a_store_that_sold_gently_used_adult_toys_probably/ (550_Cord)
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The ironic thing about Middle age is you will never know when you were middle aged.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyoruk/the_ironic_thing_about_middle_age_is_you_will/ (fuckyallmat)
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Somehow our brain thinks different M&M colors will taste different even though clearly know otherwise

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyor3x/somehow_our_brain_thinks_different_mm_colors_will/ ([deleted])
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Excluding sarcasm; there is not one word in the English language that has both a negative and positive connotation.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyoqza/excluding_sarcasm_there_is_not_one_word_in_the/ (Taxi-01)
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Even though her face graces currency all over the world, Queen Elizabeth II is probably not embarrassed by it because she almost never sees or uses it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyoqfn/even_though_her_face_graces_currency_all_over_the/ (Lord_Harkonan)
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Having an accident in your car is never good. Having an accident outside of your car... well, shit.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyoqac/having_an_accident_in_your_car_is_never_good/ (Glitch27)
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Superman's clothes must be insanely durable, to the point his clothes are able to withstand him flying around the earth at an immense speed with them and not tear apart.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyoprz/supermans_clothes_must_be_insanely_durable_to_the/ (grandpa_stalin_37)
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People question why they needed to learn things they will never use (science, algebra, etc.), but no one questions why they had to learn how to dribble a basketball in gym.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyopmf/people_question_why_they_needed_to_learn_things/ (Bjarki56)
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The phrase "Just Google it", must really offend the CEO of DuckDuckGo and other search engines

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyop9v/the_phrase_just_google_it_must_really_offend_the/ (div551)
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One day modern games need to be emulated if someone wants to play them.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyop8y/one_day_modern_games_need_to_be_emulated_if/ (CommanderKobe)
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If the CIA had access to Willy Wonka’s chewing gum then they might have succeeded in assassinating Fidel Castro.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyoofq/if_the_cia_had_access_to_willy_wonkas_chewing_gum/ (i-got-a-jar-of-rum)
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Students often wonder why they have to learn so much stuff like science/chemistry/biology that they'll "never use" while simultaneously wondering why adults are stupid enough to not believe in modern medicine.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyoof4/students_often_wonder_why_they_have_to_learn_so/ (tralalatutata)
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Dropping the letter C in the word "crap" gives us a musical genre the hip kids prefer.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyoo2h/dropping_the_letter_c_in_the_word_crap_gives_us_a/ (SlipperyRoads)
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Natural selection is explained by Darwin's theory of evolution, yet people still question its validity because it's only a theory. Gravity is explained by Einstein's theory of relativity, yet no one questions its validity because it's only a theory.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyonpw/natural_selection_is_explained_by_darwins_theory/ ([deleted])
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The fastest way to spread acceptance is to have more mixed children like Keanu Reeves

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyonps/the_fastest_way_to_spread_acceptance_is_to_have/ (heykarlll)
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Everyone and anything bends light.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyonhd/everyone_and_anything_bends_light/ (The_Finguy)
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Every dish with the word "boiled" in front sounds gross, even if it tastes great.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyomuf/every_dish_with_the_word_boiled_in_front_sounds/ (bistro223)
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“Funnily enough” is the only time “funnily” seems like an actual word.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyommq/funnily_enough_is_the_only_time_funnily_seems/ (deepthought515)
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There's not a single perfume on earth that lives up to the expectations of it's advertisement.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyom65/theres_not_a_single_perfume_on_earth_that_lives/ (_ibisette_)
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If you throw your clothes all over your bedroom, your bedroom becomes a walk in closet

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyolui/if_you_throw_your_clothes_all_over_your_bedroom/ (confusedboicri)
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Spiders were the first 3D printers before it was cool.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyolpf/spiders_were_the_first_3d_printers_before_it_was/ (whiskeyboundcowboy)
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Sign language must come pretty naturally to deaf Italian people.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyolng/sign_language_must_come_pretty_naturally_to_deaf/ (pee_poo)
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You're probably more afraid of winning the lottery than not winning it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyollr/youre_probably_more_afraid_of_winning_the_lottery/ (mindkingdom)
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From a plot synopsis standpoint, “The Incredibles” and its sequel are Pixar’s most “normal” movies.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyolfw/from_a_plot_synopsis_standpoint_the_incredibles/ (ForSucksFake)
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Clippy was a virtual assistant before it was cool

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyol2m/clippy_was_a_virtual_assistant_before_it_was_cool/ (moneybot13)
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If you think about it, every movie is set in space

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyokyo/if_you_think_about_it_every_movie_is_set_in_space/ (TakeAcidStrokeCats)
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At the current pace, password lengths will be minimum 500 characters by the time we die

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyokgn/at_the_current_pace_password_lengths_will_be/ (lomamar12)
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The perfect analogy isn't an analogy anymore.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyojxy/the_perfect_analogy_isnt_an_analogy_anymore/ (ZealZen)
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The world can seem so big and small, often at once, but thinking about all of the space in between is what makes it feel so vast.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyojrm/the_world_can_seem_so_big_and_small_often_at_once/ (fleurius)
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Tap water tastes like expired water

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyoidx/tap_water_tastes_like_expired_water/ (aidanman123)
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If the flash was a pregnant women she'd be the fastest vehicle on Earth

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyoi3z/if_the_flash_was_a_pregnant_women_shed_be_the/ (Jozif_Badmon)
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The male nipple is a milk dud.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyohhu/the_male_nipple_is_a_milk_dud/ (reddit_is_my_google)
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Someone had to say something so many times in the same context that eventually someone else understood it.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyohh4/someone_had_to_say_something_so_many_times_in_the/ (WhatsARaccoon)
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Humans often send an additional reply-all to apologize for the original accidental reply-all. Another glitch in the matrix

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyoguu/humans_often_send_an_additional_replyall_to/ (ensiab)
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Unless you're floating naked in the void of space, there won't be a single moment in your life when you're not touching something.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyogg3/unless_youre_floating_naked_in_the_void_of_space/ (LucianoIvanDiaz)
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The older you get, The more you look back and realise how much you were an idiot in the past

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyog1k/the_older_you_get_the_more_you_look_back_and/ (Mikerobin25)
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Your dad is a motherfucker technically

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyofyo/your_dad_is_a_motherfucker_technically/ ([deleted])
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Men in fact ARE somewhat like toilets; an absolute necessity for creating a civilized society but most people just give us shit

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyof09/men_in_fact_are_somewhat_like_toilets_an_absolute/ (tatlungt)
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If you drink bottled water to avoid drinking tap water, the bottled water is still filled from a tap or faucet valve of some sort.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyoeob/if_you_drink_bottled_water_to_avoid_drinking_tap/ ([deleted])
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Ignoring a grammar suggestion by Microsoft word makes you feel very powerful

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyodvb/ignoring_a_grammar_suggestion_by_microsoft_word/ (influencedbyyou)
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Kids in school always complain when teachers don’t let them go to the toilet, but the teachers never get to go during lessons either.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyobhl/kids_in_school_always_complain_when_teachers_dont/ (Nitroade24h)
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How is it that pony rhymes with bologna but comb doesn't rhyme with tomb

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyoawn/how_is_it_that_pony_rhymes_with_bologna_but_comb/ (SpanishFrenchFries)
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Fossil fuel emissions destroying the Earth is kind of like the ghosts of the dinosaurs getting their revenge on us for having disturbed their sacred prehistoric graves.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyoath/fossil_fuel_emissions_destroying_the_earth_is/ (apathetic666johnson)
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If he aged as normal, Ash Ketchum, from Pokémon, would now be old enough to take his son/daughter to collect their own Bulbasaur, Charmander or Squirtle.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyoa60/if_he_aged_as_normal_ash_ketchum_from_pokémon/ (blodger42)
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Dogs have no way of actually knowing and comprehending that we’re in control of a car. To them it must just seem like you hop into this adventure box, and sometimes it takes you to the park, sometimes to the vet.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyo9x1/dogs_have_no_way_of_actually_knowing_and/ (Johnfxtrader)
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High school guidance counselors give students life and career advice despite the fact that they ended up as high school guidance counselors.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyo9nw/high_school_guidance_counselors_give_students/ (NeverEnoughMuppets)
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The good times are when caffeine is your wonder drug. The bad times are when alcohol is your wonder drug.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyo9g9/the_good_times_are_when_caffeine_is_your_wonder/ (DaGaminGangsta)
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If everything was made out of styrofoam, we’d all basically be super strong and invulnerable.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyo93o/if_everything_was_made_out_of_styrofoam_wed_all/ (Becauseisaidsotoo)
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Stairs are ramps with teeth.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyo85v/stairs_are_ramps_with_teeth/ (p00ph0le)
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Getting your head chopped off is a once in a lifetime opportunity

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dyc0mw/getting_your_head_chopped_off_is_a_once_in_a/ (authorstale)
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All the toys in toy story are immortal

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dybl52/all_the_toys_in_toy_story_are_immortal/ (BiddleBot300)
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As you grow up, you start to realize that Jerry’s the asshole and Toms just trying to be left alone.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dxkblj/as_you_grow_up_you_start_to_realize_that_jerrys/ (nothebestpersontoask)
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People tell you their dog can do tricks then he just lies down. That’s not a trick, it’s a fundamental.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dxicwo/people_tell_you_their_dog_can_do_tricks_then_he/ (influencedbyyou)
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Everyone dies alone... Except for Caesar, he died surrounded by his closet friends.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dxicrq/everyone_dies_alone_except_for_caesar_he_died/ (Rabbitloki)
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The fastest way to send a product page link from your PC to your phone is by clicking an ad on your phone

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dxbcwy/the_fastest_way_to_send_a_product_page_link_from/ (Karavusk)
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If school isn’t a place to sleep, then home shouldn’t be a place to study

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dxbcka/if_school_isnt_a_place_to_sleep_then_home/ (max13811)
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before was was was, was was is

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dx7vnm/before_was_was_was_was_was_is/ (NOT_CSD)
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Modern plumbing is mostly trying to get a small part of a river to flow into your house.

— https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/dx7vke/modern_plumbing_is_mostly_trying_to_get_a_small/ (3IceShy)